78 10 1184 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/bfa2faff08fc82b50ecc6be7bf563ad3.pdf 2ce105813db75f480fea5c5de510fcfd Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 22 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Special Olympics - PUAB says "no" to charitable cause Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsiu-Parkside Special Olympics PUAB says "no" to charitable by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor Pitchers, carafes not out yet 'Parkside has not seen the end of beer pitchers and wine carafes yet. The recommendation by PUAB would have had the Union and Rec Center cease using these non-indi- vidual serving containers during day to day operations on March 19, the first school day alter spring break. The early date was set in order to allow Union administra- PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) met last Friday to continue discussion on Union policy recom- mendations. Discussion was immediately side- tracked when Ken Meyer. PUAB's Ranger representative. asked the committee to support an "Ugly Bartenders" contest in the Union Square and Rec Center to help raise money for Special Olympics. The event is being sponsored state- wide by Miller Brewing Co.. who is also providing many prizes for con- test winners and donating all pro- ceeds to Wisconsin Special Olym- pics. The fact that the event is being sponsored by Miller Brewing Co. worried some of the committee members because of the current controversy surrounding the corpo- rate sponsorship issue on campus. Also, some committee members felt that by supporting this charity it will cause an influx of charities to approach the campus. ..At this point in time there is a moratorium on anything corporately PSGA election ballot March 7 & 8 • President Dwight Mosby Scott Peterson Vice President Paul Johnson Joe Vignieri Senatorial Candidates: Rhonda Gerolino Gregory Holcomb Barbara Johnson Jan Kratochvil Franklin Kuczenski Marcia Ostrowski Napoleon Scarbrough Adrian Serrano Ernestine Weisinger Janice Block (write-in) Ron Belec (write-in) SUFAC '(Segregated UnilJOr.ity Fee. Allocotio ... Committee) Pat Hensiak PUAB (~ Unio" Ad"ioo<y Board) Joe Cucunato Bruce Preston , tors the opportunity to measure the economic impact of the policy prior to the implementation of the new drinking age. Assistant Chancellor Carla Storne asked that the plan to remove pitchers and carafes be put on hold for now. She feels that the Union should wait on this policy until sponsored until rules and regula- tions have been established by the corporate sponsorship committee." said Union Director Bill Niebuhr. Meyer said, "I don't think we should turn down a good cause just because of something silly like cor- porate sponsorship," alter the student government elec- tions. "Since we are in the middle of an election and on the verge of hav- ing a new student government president, I feel we should wait until the new president can meet with us and discuss the issue." said Storne. FI<fence Shipek. a faculty repre- senta~ve, said, "There are many canisters in the stores for all types of charities. Supporting this charity might force us, the campus. to set a presidence on charities. " Tom Krimmel. alumni represent- ative, said. "I think a contest could cause just as easily be run on the con- course." Meyer added, "This contest re- quires no work on our part and there is no solicitation required. This charity is different than all of the other types of charities that might approach the campus be- cause this contest has to be run in the bar .. .it's a bartenders contest not a conrourse-tenders contest." Meyer made a motion stating that PUAB would support an Ugly Bartenders contest and donate the proceeds to Special Olympics. but the motion failed 4-2-3, one vote short. SOC rStud~nt Organization Coun- dB representative. Jack Kemper. asked PSGA representative Dave Higgins to find out what PSGA's policies are concerning chanties. Discussion turned to policy rec- Coatia"" oa PllR" 3 Peck (197&), Chong-maw Cben (1978), Tim Bell (1979), Robert Esser (1980), Oliver Hayward (1981), Wayne Johnson (t982), Keith Ward (1982) and William' Rieber (1983). Faculty members on this year's Awards Committee are: Wayne Johnson, Don Kummings, William Rieber (chair) and Keith Ward. The students on the committee are: Excellent teaching awarded Andy Buchanan, Jill Whitney Niel- sen, Valerie Olson and SCott Peter- son. The committee members will be available to answer any ques- tions concerning the awards. The nomination terms may be deposited at the pickup locations and the library learning center. Nominations will be available March 22. The deadline Cor nomina- tions is March 30, TEACHING EXCELLENCE AWARD NOMINATION FORM All continuing full-time members of the faculty and teaching academic staff are eligible to receive an award. The winners of the award in the las two years will not be considered eligible to win the 1983..&4award. Nominee: Reason for Nomination: ~ Studeal Name: 1.0. Number '\'Ids form moy be ~ited .1 IDy of tile f~""'_: 11Ie PSGI Olfl<e(WU£ Dl37I. ater Olfl<e(WU£ 0131), 0llIee (U~..::: oR dMoIoDaI_. the aioa 1"","",,_ DoIk .... tile Ubruy/ 1111 Cetlter. The Teaching Excellence Awards Committee is accepting nomina- tions for the 1983-84 Teaching Ex- cellence Awards, The awards are given to two faculty members who have shown outstanding teaching ability during the past year. Nomination forms will be availa- ble in the PSGA office (WLLC Dl37), Ranger Office (WLLC Ot39), SOC Office (Union 203), all division- al offices and at the Union Informa- tion Desk. Students will be able to nominate one faculty member and give their reason for the nomina- tion. Students are limited to one nomination each, All continuing full-time members of tbe faculty and teaching academic staff are, eli- gible to receive the award. The winners of the award in the last two years will not be considered el- igible to win the award this year. In addition to the student nomi- nations, division heads will be asked to nominate the top ten per- cent of the faculty in their divi- sions. The Awards Committee. composed of four students and four faculty members, will then weigh the division chair's recommends- tions, along with the student nomi- nations to determine the award winners, Particularly important to the nominations, the committee said, is the rationale behind the DOmina- lioIls. .."... will be weighed with the divlsional chair's IIOIIIinalioa rationales. Past winDers of Ibis award inclu- de: Don KIIIIlIII1Dp (1977). T~ .... und8y, Manb 8,... RANGER I Editorial. I The PSGA agenda The PSGA leaders who will be elected in the March 7 and 8 elections - President, Vice President and Sena- tors - should all realize certain things they must ac- complish in order for PSGA to become as effective as it should be. The first step is to look at its membership: the 18-seat Senate is consistently below half-full. A good sign, how- ever. is the fact that there are eleven Senatorial candi- dates (nine on the ballot and two write-ins) running for the nine spring semester seats. That increases the num- ber of total Senators to thirteen, but more recruiting is still necessary. When the Senate membership is not full, and when a student can usually get "elected" by volunteering to put his/her name on the ballot and voting for himself/her- self, something must be changed. But PSGA is caught in a Catch-22 situation, because while they want and try to have a full Senate, students shy away from PSGA because they don't see a full and active Senate. The internal organization of PSGA and its relations with its committees (SOC, for instance), don't help PSGA in acquiring a good reputation. Instead of dealing with important and controversial subjects, the Senate tends to get preoccupied with such earth-shattering tasks as reviewing all of SOC's minutes, which usually consumes most of the meeting time. Such petty internal business is the major reason that, as one PSGA vice presidential candidate said, PSGA meetings are turn- offs for the people who must attend them. I( the PSGA Senate refuses to approve the probably- soon-to-be SOC request for major student organization status. the Senate should at least restructure the Senate- SOC relationship that does more harm than good for both sides. Senators might not have such a high drop- out rate once they realize that PSGA can be worthwhile if it has the time and drive to accomplish something. The student body will notice PSGA more if the Senate conducted its business at a time that is more accessible for students to attend. The current 8 p.m. Tuesday meetings (and the prior 8 p.m. Thursday meetings) make PSGA appear, on the surface, as a night-time tri- bunal made up of volunteer "elected" officials who waste their time on inconsequential issues. Once PSGA becomes prominent on campus by being visible and directing its actions to less trivial issues, more students will want to become a part of the organi- zation that. in theory and design, is supposed to be and should be the strong voice of the students. • Correction Ranger incorrectly spelled PSGA presidential candidate Dwight Mosby's last name in last week's edition. Ranger regrets the error. KeD Meyer Editor .. Jemole T •• ldei<z News Editor • Job Kova1le Feature Editor coD Patrlcla Cumbie Spons Editor Q MiclIael KadI Pboto Editor ,. 0... MeEvoy Copy Editor ADdy BuebaDOD BusiDess MaDOger CatberiIIe Cllallee AdvertisIDI Mauger Jill Whitney Nielsen Distribution Manager P.tlleaslak Asst. Basiness Mauger A silly fact of life • , It shouldn't really surprise me. Irs been done be- fore, it'll be done again - and it was done at last week's PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) meet- ing. Silly decisions are made by people and committees at some time or another because of the simple fact that people aren't perfect. If they were perfect, why would they be here at Parkside? Silly decisions are made for silly reasons, which come in many variehes, such as not understanding, reading something else into something and voting on the basis of an unstated understanding that your vote doesn't mean anything because the "higher ups" will reject it anyway. The issue before the PUAB (the step before "higher up") was an "Ugly Bartender Contest" fund raiser for Wisconsin Special Olympics. You know, a nice heart- wanning organization. But ... oh no 1 The sponsor of the contest is Miller beer. That's a no-no at Parkside. The vote failed by one vote, 4-2-3. A committee on corporate sponsorship will offer policy recommendations '''probably soon." Until a policy is set, it is understood that those sponsorships --- _ (alcohol related) will be frowned upon by those with the power to decide. Since that reason goes unsaid, other reasons were brought up. Why does the contest have to be held in the Union? Why not the Molinaro Concourse? What if Jerry Lewis and thousands of other well-meaning char- itable people invade Parkside for help? As PUAB was told, almost all of the other groups would follow the proper procedures without PUAB hearing a thing about them. But this specific case warranted PUAB approval because its nature man- dates its being held in the Union, which is what PUAB is all about. The only logical place to bold a bartender contest is by Ken Meyer Editor at a bar - it's not called a concourse-tender contest. That would be like conducting the halftime free throw contest in a racquetball court and the PSGA elections jn the men's bathroom. (After all, how would the women vote?) But one PUAB member voted for the silliest - and deadliest - reason of aU. He broke the first golden rule that all students on committees should be trained to never forget: That students shall vote to express their opinions instead of displacing their consciences and voting the way they think the administration wants the decision to go. lf they forget that. why the hell are they there in the first place? WRITERS Cor! CIoernousti, Kori Dixon, Miebael FirclIow. Walter Henna.. , Mary KirtoD-Koddotz, Bob IUesIiog, Carol KorteDdick, Dawn KroDke, Rick Luebr. Robb Luebr. Did Oberbrun· DeI'. T•• , Rogers, BID Stoagaard. Nick Thome. SaroIl Uldic. K_ Z1rkelbaeh, Po. Zirk ...... b. Rqnger ;s ""ritfen and edited by students 0' UW·Po,lrside and they ore solely responlible 101 its editorial po/Ky and cOIIfent. Published every Thunday during the acodemic yeor eJ(cep' during breoh and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Timel. All correspondem:f!: should ire oddr,med to: PorJcside Ranger, Univer· sity of Wisconsin·Porhide. 80 .. No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53'41. Letlen to the editor wi/l be accepted if fypew/iftetl, do~e'5POced on slandard size poper. leiters should be less tho,., 350 words Clnd musf be signed with a lelephone number included for .. erilicotion purposes. Names will be wilhheld lor valid reasons. Dead/me lor felters is Tuesday 10 a.m. 'or publication Thursday. Ranger reserves 'he righ' 10 refuse lefters confoiniflg lal!W and delomo. 'ory conten'. PHOTOGRAPHERS KareD Cairo. Rob Eicbho .... TOdd Herbst. Karen Tranclel. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 22, March 8, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 21 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Shutler named new Vice Chancellor Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursda , March 1, 1984 University of Wisconsin.Parkside Vol. 12, No. 21 Shutler named new Vice Chancellor Mary Elizabeth Shutler, an an- thropologist who is dean of the Col- lege of Arts and Sciences at the University of Alaska-Fairbanks, will be the new vice chancellor/dean of faculty at Parkside, Chancellor Alan E. Guskin announced Mon- day. Shutler will begin her new duties July 1 as chief academic officer and number two administrator at Park- side at an annual salary of $60,000. She also wiD be a tenured professor of anthropology. Her apointment concludes a national search for a successor to Lorman Ratner, who became executive dean of the UW Center System last September. Before assuming the deanship at Alaska in 1980, Shutler chaired the anthropology department at Wash- ington State University from 1975- 80 and taught from 1967-75 at san Diego State University, including three years as department chair and two years as graduate coordina- tor. She taught at the University of Hawaii in 196H6 and at the Uni- versity of California, Davis, in 1962- 63. From 1959 to 1965 she was at the University of Nevada as editor, research associate and assistant curator of anthropology at the Nevada State Museum. She received her undergraduate degree from the University of Cali- fornia Berkeley (1951) and her mas- ter's (955) and PhD (1958) in an- thropology from the University of Arizona. Tbe 12-memher faculty, staff and student search and screen commit- tee invited five finalists to visit Parkside for intensive two-day in- terviews with all segments of the campus community. The final se- lection was made by Chancellor Guskin. Guskin said that Shutler "clearly received the strongest campus-wide support of any of the candidates in- terviewed and was my first choice. I look forward to working with Belly and am confident she will provide the kind of leadership that will enable Parkside to continue moving forward in pro"ding qual- ity education and service to our stu- dents and communities." Shuller will ~become the second woman in the chancellor-level ad- ministrative team that heads UW- Partside, joining Guskin and As- sistant Chancellors Carla J. Stoffle and Gary G. Goetz. Gaskin said Associate Dean Ben Greenehaum will continue as acting vice chancellor until Shutler's ar- rival. "We are fortunate, indeed, to have had a person of Ben's talents and experience to carry on during MIrY Elizabetll Shutler the transition. He has done an out- standing job for us," Gaskin said. At lbe University of Alaska, Shut- ler was dean of a faculty numbering nearly 140 full-and part-lime m.... - bers at a university of about 4,200 students. Parkside has about 250 full-and part-time faculty and an enrollment of about 6,000. Shutler is widely published in her field and is an associate director of the La Hav Research Project, a program of archeological and an- thropological investigations in southern Israel since 1976. An envi- ronmental archaelogist who is trained as an anthropologist, Shut- ler has been respoasible for aU "". vironmental studies at the seven- acre mound site 01 TeD IlaJif near the Kibbutz La Hav. As a laculty member, Shutler Ms assumed leadenhip roles in p""" grams dealing with women's stu.!. ies, improvement of teadlini, and international studies at AlasUo Fairbanks, Washington State and San Diego State. ~. Vice President PSGA candidates speak out at open forum by Ken Meyer Editor The PSGA candidates for the of- fices of president and vice presi- dent addressed their constituents Monday during an open forum sponsored by Ranger. News Editor Jennie Tunkieicz muderated the forum, The forum's participants were presidential hopefuls Dwight Mose- by and Scott Peterson and vice presidential candidates Paul John- son and Joe Vignieri. Janice Block, the third vice-president candidate was absent. The election will be held Wed- nesday & Thursday, March 7 and 8. Each candidate made a prepared speech and then answered ques- tions from the small audience. Peterson, the current President Pro Tempore of the PSGA Senate, said that the president's job is to "insure, promote and defend the rights of students, whether they are involved or apathetic." He {eels that his "experience, leadership ability and involvement at Parkside for the last three years" makes him highly qualified for the position. "I've seen certain actions take place which have angered me," said Petenon. He said that student input in lbe Union operations has "dwindled. Aclions have come di- recliy from the administration. This has &Ot to stop. We pay lor the Union and we have less and less say Ibout wbat llOOS on." ~ said be waalI to "maJre the student Union a real student Union, which it hasn't been ...Right now it's (Union Director) Bill Nie- buhr's Union. It's not the Student Union. "I'm sick and tired of the admin- istration laking action behind our backs (and) it's becoming more and more frequent. I will not be intimi- dated by the administration. I will fight for our shared governance if I have to," he said. In order for PSGA to work effec- lively, according to Peterson, "we need cooperation between the Sen- ate and the President. These two branches must work together in order to achieve our goals." Moseby, who is Activities Coor- dinator for the Black Student Or- ganization, said, "Student apathy is one of our major problems. If we had more student participation, we would have less problems. I ptan to conceutrate most of my efforts on increasing student participation and working jointly, side by side, with the administration. "I have seen PSGA lose credibil- ity over the yean. I've been here," said Moseby. "It Is necessary for PSGA to develop a strong rofe as student representalives on this campus. When I say a strong role, I man IIQt bein& tbe l'eCipleDt or the vehicle by which the administration carries out their policies. The stu- dent body has a less than strong voice on this campus. "It is my impression that the ad- ministration has dictated over a number of years what is to come or what PSGA would carry out in terms of their policies. That would change," he said. Moseby said the president "should take a strong leadership role rather than being a yes-man or yes-woman." Moseby also stated that student housing should be improved. "I've been told there is no way for us to have dormitories, but we can house our students in a far away place called the YMCA and bus them out here every day." Vignieri, a PSGA Senator, and Chairman of PSGA's Legislative Af- fairs committee, "appalled" last fall when only six students ran for the nine Senate position and only a small percentage of student voted "I was very angry," be said. ". wan angry with the student body for not coming out to vote. l was angry with those concerned stu- dents and those capable students CoDliaaed CD Pace 8 Very Special Arts' Festival set Review: "Too True to be Good" r INSIDE llesporudble drinking stressed BaBketball: women win, men split RANGER z ThllJSday, MardI 1, lIN I Letter to the Editor I PSGA purchase doesn't compute GOOD MORNING, SIR. WE'RE DOINCI AN IN-DEPTH STORY ABOUT YOUR METEORIC RISE .. m SECOND PLACE IN THE RACE FOR THE DEMOCRATIC PRESIDENTIAL NOMINA.TION. a quirements that the PSGA can pos- sibly come up with. Not only are there computers in the library, but there is the mainframe computer with its capacity. Why spend tbou- sands 01 doUars to duplicate curren- tly existing lacilities? And don't tor- get the costs 01 maintaining such a system. It is my opinion that cer- tain PSGA members are simply be- dazzled by the prospect 01 "owning a computer." A computer that will, over the long haul, prove to be overpriced and underutilized. It's about lime our student lead- ers get their heads out 01 the 'clouds, and act responsibly with the funds we students entrust them with. To the Editor: In talking to several members of our illustrious student government, I have discovered that it is on Ihe minds 01 many 01 them that PSGA , needs a computer. Through the use 01 a computer, mailing could be seIlt to the student body, tbereby keeping us beller inlormed 01 events and activities. Correspond- ingly. these activities would be bet- ter attended. I applaud abnost any attempt to improve tbe 'Quality 01 campus life at Parkside, and I agree that improved communica- tions is key to doing this. However, Parkside already has the capacity to handle any kind 01 word processing/data handling re- ~ , ASWELL AS A FU~~~~T OF YOUR &O YHOOD M!I> HOW YOU POLITICAL RACE, NOW WE'RE MET YOURWIFE. • GOING 10 NEED SOME BACKGROUND ... ~ Tom Shuler .Primary results at the city or country clerks office in your area. If you should have any trouble, contact Joseph Vignieri, Chairman 01 the Legislative Allairs Comrnillee at P.S.G.A. ollice at WLLC Dl39A, or phone and leave a message at 553-2244. One more election note: DON'T FORGET the P.S.G.A. ELEC· TlONS, to be held next week Wed- nesday and Thursday, March 7 and 8, Irom 8 a.m, to 8 p.m. in the Molinaro Hall Concourse. As edu- cated adults and conscientious citi- zens we should all be interested and involved in our democratic sys- tern on every level from national politics right down to our own school elections. For the first time in a while, Parkside has a race in the Senate- rial election as there are ten candi- dates for only nine positions. Let's support their ellorl and ex- ercise our right to a voice in gov- ernment. It will only take a lew moments to stop and vole next week. Vote lor the candidates of your choice, BUT VOTE. In Kenosha the attention was centered on the Mayoral race where a lield 01 five has been nar- rowed to two -John Bilotti and Wil- liam Pocan. Also advancing from the primary elections were two can- didates out 01 lour lor Municipal Judge and lour candidates out 01 six lor city school board positions. All 01 these races in Kenosha, like Racine. will be decided jointly with the national primary election on April 3. The primary results: II you are not yel registered to vote, you can pre-register at any number 01 places in both Kenosha and Racine such as: all lire stations in both cities and counties; the public and uptown libraries in Ra- cine and the new southwest library in Kenosha; any town or village hall lor Kenosha and Racine coun- ties; the ollice lor the Registrar 01 Deeds in either city. If you're in doubt as to where you should go to register, you can stop in for information or pre-reg- istration at one 01 the offices listed below. • The local spring primaries were beld last week on Tuesday and a number of races were narrowed in both Kenosha and Racine. In Ra- cine there were two contests for Al- derman in the 2nd and 4th districts. There are also races for Municipal Judge, Circuit Court Judge (branch 3), and lor Constable that will ap- pear on the city wide ballot held jointly with the spring presidential primary on Tuesday April 3rd. The primary results: City Positions Alderman (2nd Distnct) Dorothy H. Constantine Myrtle H. Harrell Alderman (4th District) Fredrick L. Lawrence Thomas E. Dawkins Municipal Judga Guadalupe G. Vinarreal Robert Michelson Circuit Court Judge, (blanch 3) Charles Swanson Jon B. Skow Constable Fredrick L. Lawrence Thomas E. Dawkins Racine City Clerk Racine City Hall 730 Washington Ave. 636-9171 County Clerk Racine Courthouse 730 Wisconsin Ave. 636-3121 The clerk's office for your area can also tell you your voting district and where the polling places are lo- cated in your area. Give them a call if you're not sure where you are supposed to vote. Remember that pre-registration ends 13 days belore an election, so that means you must pre-register by March 21 lor lhe April 3rd election. State law provides lor registra- tion at the polls so il you miss pre- registration, simply go to your pol- ling place on election day and bring a couple 01 pieces 01 identification. For any students -who live out- side the Kenosha/Racine area, you can pre-register or get information City Positions Mayor John M. Bilotti William Paean Municipal Judge Katherine Lingle Mark Fennema SChool Board Ma<y Jane Landry Genevieve Turk Patrick F. Moran Robert G. Bramsher Pre-registration offices Kenosha City Clerk City Municipal Blvd. 625 52nd Ave. 656-8130 County Clerk Kenosha Courthouse 912 56th St. 656-6455 ••••••••••••• *••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• *•••• *••••••• *•••••••••••••••••••••••••• *** Write a letter to the Editor Do YO" .... ve • gripe •• complimeDt, or just something )'OU Wllllt n-eryODe DB campus to know about? Write • letter 10 the EdlIor! ~ Meyer , " , "., ••••, EdItw ... TuIdelci News EdItor • JeIul KonIIc FeaIlIre EdItor .. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 20 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Decision time - Students to decide whether or not Parkside should stay in UC Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, February 23, 1984 Decision time: by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor Two years have passed and once again students must vote on March 7 and 8 whether or not Parkside should continue to be donor mem- bers of the United Council Founds- tion, Inc. United Council, one of the oldest student organizations, is the UW System student lobby, that works at the state level for student rights and issues. According to United Council by- laws, "the purpose of this organiza- tion is to develop and support high standards for the quality of educa- tion at the University of Wisconsin and to work to maintain the acces- sibility of that quality to the people of the State of Wisconsin; to serve as a liason between the students of Wisconsin and other state student associations; and to promote and encourage the free and spirited ln- terchange of ideas and methods of operations between the student governments of the state ..." The referendum students will vote on (will decide whether or not) Parks ide students will support United Council for at least two years through a mandatory fee (re- fundable on request) of 50 cents per semester. Tbe charge of 50 cents is the miscellaneous fee designated on tuition bills. By supporting United Council as donor members. Parkside would be voting mernb\!rs of the organiza- tion, which means at least four del- ."!latos from.· die. ~versity wouJd I Winter Carnival "It's ~aBall" Rudy Ballssa f1efU IIId Mary 81....... "leY 1IIe..-1 .... , .... P'JI, day's Costume Ball. wbieh ended the week-long Winter CarDiul .... Uvities. Tbeir Raggedy Ana aDd Andy eoslunws ""OD Iirst pla<'f' in lilt' best costume ceetesr. The SnUball Cluh WODthe Cluh E"eDb competition ..ilh PAC' (Parkside Association or Communicators) pladDIe sec.·ondInd Ran«t"r Third. For a full listing of all the week's winAt"rs and mort" phOIO'_ ~ pages 6 and 7. RaDger pholn by Mid .... Kallas. Students to decide whether or not Parks ide should stay in UC HI cannot see what Parkside has gain- ed from this organization.., - Mike Scoon HIt's in Parhside's best interest to stay involved." - Jim Kreuser attend monthly meetings and con- ferences to discuss current student issues and decide on how to react to these issues. United Council's executive board consists of the President, Vice President, Executive Director, Leg- islative Affairs Director. Minorities Affairs Director and a Women's Af~ fairs Director; aU these positions are paid. The organization is based in Madison and serves 11 UW System campuses <UW-Eau Claire and UW- Platteviae currently are not donor members). Campuses that do nol adopt the funding referendum can become associate members of the organization if the executive board approves such a membership; as· sociate members do not vote on any matters. The feelings con<erning United Council and the referendum at Parkside are diverse among the PSGA Senators and executives. Mike Sc:oon, PSGA Vice Presi- dent. feels that it would be in the best Interest of the students to vote down the referendum. Scoon cited the cost of the organization for the students, lack of benefits for be- longing, and internal lighting among members as his reasons for believing that Parkside should drop out of United Council. "The real issue is the .osl and benefit of the organization. Every student has to pay 50 cents per semesler (for United Council) be- cause of the referendum. That's $6,000 from this campus. But is that the lotal cost? No. it's not. It costs money to send a delegation to United Council. PSGA is funded throngh SUFAC (Segregated Uni- Yersity Fees Allocations commit- tee) for $3.122 for lravel expenses and this was strictly for United Council functions. "That is a heD of a lot of money for a school like Parkside to be pay- ing out In send people In United Council meetings once a month." said Scoon. Scoon feels that United Council has not made much beadway on the issues the)' haYe ~. "I've been part of UC for three years and I cannot see what Parksi- de has gained from this organiza- tion. United Council has lost on all the major. issues they have address- ed. On the tuition issue. we lost on that; the state stuck it to us. United Council harps on voter registration all the time ...we register at the polls so that's a dead issue, but United Council harps 011 this every year. Uniled Council also lost on the drinking age issue." said Scoon. The internal problems that United Council has had in the past also concerns Scoon. ve's last president, Scott BenUey. was im- peached in November. The current president, Sue Znidorka, will finish ber term in April and wiD not run in the next election. Therefore. United Counci1 will hive had three presidenta In • lis _tb period, which Scoon feels adds to the in- ronsisIency of the organization. Joe Vi«nieri, PSGA senalor. per- sonally feels that Parkside is not ready to be active In United Coun- cil at lhia lime bedluse of the size of the Senate. The Ia.-t Senate is only ball-fuD. Parkside had a strong delegation In United Council a year ago, but participation had dwind- led. For this reason Vigmeri feels the referendum should be failod, but he feels Ihe organizalton has many benefits which voters should consider. • '" feel that United Council can be a powerfUl organizatiOll. II caD be run effectively; it can be a van- guard of sludent righta 10 the state I feel thai Uniled Counrll is one of the few institutions that is standing between studenta' rights ,n thIS state and those people in admin- istrative positions who would like to see students' rights eliminated If United Council has been ineff..... tual in the past, lhars not In uy that they can't be effectual in the future, ,. said Vignieri. "Right now , don't feel ... ·... prepared to he in United Counrll. If ... 're not going In be active then ... -shouldn't he in it," Vienieri Idded. Terry Tunks. PSGA seeret •• ry !Treasurer, IIso feels Parkside shouJd withdraw their support from United Counci1 at this time. "One thing that Parkside hu that OIIny other call1pUll!l do not have is • good "'pport With our ad- ~d! ...... 1 2 Thlllllllay. Fellruary 23, lISt RANGER .. Letters to the Editor PSGA meeting disturbing • IS Open Letter to the PSGA: On February 16 lhet"e was to be.a meeting held at 8 p.m. in Room 134 of Comm Arts as posted at the PSGA ollice. I was there at 7:55 and waited until 8: 15 before I de- cided to go down to the PSGA offi- ce to find out what was happeoing. On the way down tbere, I met some PSGA senators. and was told that they tooIt a quorum vote in tbe PSGA office and cancelled tbe meeting. This is a disturbing situation be- cause PSGA meetings are suppos- edly open to the student body, and so when the PSGA posts a meeting one would only think it rigbt tbat the quorum vote be taken at the meeting place posed and not some c1osed-door session in anolhet" loca- tion. It almost makes one angry enougb to run for PSGA Senate to assure thatlbis foolishness does not happen again. Franklin Kuczenski Ranger, PSGA open house Ranger. WLLCD1~ and PSGA (Pa!tside Student Government As- sociation) WLLC DI39A, will be holding an Open House on Wednes- day, Feb. 29 from 9 a.m, to 2 p.m, This will give students a cbance to find out what lfteir newspaper and student government are all about. Please stop by; refresbments will be provided. cODtinued from page I IJIIJIistratioD and we're a very pro- gressive scbool as far as student input is coneemed. We have input so it doesn't seem liIte we need United Council to belp us in that area. We could still be involved in the organization (as associate mem- ben) ... it's better 10 sil back and wait to see if United CoUDciI can build up than to keep spending the money. We can always gel back in 10 Ihe organization. Maybe if United CouncU gels a little smaJler there will be less confusion and they could get something accom- plished," said Tunks. Former PSGA presidenl Jim Kreuser stroIlgly supports Parksi· de's continued participation in United CoUDciI. Pa!tside maintain- ed a strong delegation to United Council during Kreuser's presi- dency. "Withoul Uniled CoUDciI I don't know how a check and balance can exist. Believe me. I don't care bow good of a relationship. you have with any administration; if you don't have something to check tbem with, Iben you can't keep things on an even kiel,' said Kreus- er. Kreuser feels student rights would be in danger without United Council. He also feels that associate membership in United Council would be insufficient. "What if every school in the sys- tem IIad lbe saDIe pbilosopby and dropped out of United Council? That's very shorttenn thinking and very foolisb thinking. We need to back up and defend Chapter 36 (tbe law which provides students wilb shared governance of their cam· pus). Things could be even worse than they are in other schools in other stales. Chapter 36 is the mosl liberal law in the country. Maybe people don't waRl to keep it that way. bot as an ex-student leader I think iI's only fair that we do," said Kreuser. "Although United Council didn'l get lhe slale legislalure to pass some of the issues thai we wanled it 10. alleast they were there lobby- ing for us and trying to get lhings ckme," he added. "It's an invest- ment to belong to United Council and it's in Parkside's best interest to stay involved." Jearme Buenker·Pbillips, current PSGA president, said, "the reallrn- porlaDt aspecl about United Coun- cil. ~o me at least, is being able to keep the lines of communication open with all the schools. When you meet someone at United Council you can call them and get inIonna- tion. It helps to know these people on a nersonal basis. then they are HI can't pinpoint the problem with the Parkside campus." U.C.'s Sue Znidorka more willing to belp you out." Buenker-Phillips also feels that United Council's internal problems were reduced when Sue Znidorka took over as United Council presi- dent in November. Znidorka is quite concerned about Parkside voting against the referendum. "Parkside's participa- tion in United Council was tremen- dous a year ago. Their support and their involvement was highly bene- ficiaLit's remarkable to me thai there has been such a sudden change over. I can't pinpoinl the problem with the Parkside campos. "The goal of United Council is to serve as the students' voice. and I IhiDk thai Parkside would loose a lot if they withdrew their support," she said. Znidorka feels that the internal fighting in United Council is in the pasl and thai the benefits of the or- ganization far outweigh the amounl of I)IOney thai is expended per cam- pus. She feels thai Parkside sbould increase their involvement in the organization in order to reap great- er benefits. "We do not represent one cam- pus over another, and if at one given time an issue we are discuss- ing is not lop priorily at Parkside then maybe it sbould be a lop priorily; or maybe Parkside should let us know whal their lop priori- ties are. How are we to know if they do nol come 10 our meetings? Issues are detennined by what Ihe (state) legislature is hearing al Ibe time and what educational issues are being discussed," said Znidor- ka. Znidorka said thai every student on a campus that belongs 10 United Council is a member of the organi- zation, therefore Parkside shouldn'l limit Ibeir delegation to PSGA Senators. "The size of the Senate has no bearing on whether or not they should be members of United Council," she said. Znidorka outlined some of the is- sues thai United Council is working on al this time. One issue which Parkside is in- terested in is the proposal whicb would give non-allocaled segregat- ed university fees to carbpus cbild care centers. Parkside is in favor of Ibis proposition, according 10 PSGA president Buenker-Phillips. Legislative Affairs is working on making voter registralion packets, formulating a Lobby Day and in- creasing lobby communication. Faculty collective bargaining is also being IooIted al. The Legislative Af- fairs Director's position is vacant at this time, and United Council is now laking applications for Ibe position. The Executive Director and the organization's accountant is work- ing with an area CPA finn to audil United Council whicb will cover one fISCal year. They are also work- ing on a fonnalized voucher sys- lem. The Academic Affairs Director and Znidorka are currenlly working for \he implemenlation of a Nurs- ing Ph-D program in tbe UW Sys- lem. The director is also actively involved in the faculty compensa- tion issue. as well as developing a job survey concerning campus jobs. The Minority Affairs Director is working for Assembly Bill 317 which would allow migrant workers to pay in-state tuition in Wisconsin. The direclor is also closely watch- ing the recommendations made by the UW System committee on minority and disadvantaged stu- dents. Keto Meyes- EdItor JeDDle TwIkieIcz News Editor .... ItevIIIe FeallDe EdItor PmidlI ClaDIoIe Spor\I Editor MidIlIe\ Kdu .PIIoto EdItor Dave McEvoy eop, EdItor ADdy Brh _ BesiDe. Manager CadIerI8e Qoffee AdvertIsiD& Manager JIB WWtIoey NIoIIa DilItIl1NtiGD Manager ... 1IHIiIIt Aat. Beft. Manager RCJnge, is w,iHen ond edi,ed by students of UW·Por/uide and Ihey a,e so""y respansib'" fa, i,s editorial poIKy ond c:Dnfe,,'. Published e~ry Thu,sday.durlng the oc:asJemic: yeor e.Kepl durin" bNaks ond holidays. Range, is printed by the Roc:ine )0<01,1101 Times. All c:arrelpondence should be oddreued to: Pa,hide Range,. Uni...e,- sify of Wiscansin·Pa,ksick, Bo,ll No. 2000. KMOsIKt. Wis. 53'41. L."'rs fo the edilor wil/ be oc:cepMcJ if frpewtiffH. double-spaced on s/andard size po~. Lellers should &. less than 350 words and musl be signed wi,h a telephone number ;pc;1ud.d for "rilica'ion purposes. "Ncm'es will be wi,hheld 'or ... olld reosons. Deadline for leiters is Tl,leKloy 10 0."'- lor pvblic:otion rnl,lrsdoy. Ranger reserves fhe right fo refuse letters coMoiliing false and de'amo- fory con'en'. WRITERS Carl CIaer-*i, Karl Dlxo •• MidIad _, w_ IIermaoa, Mary _~ IIoI! IUeoIiBg, CvoI Korte_iell;, D..... Kroake, Riek ...... _ Loehr. Did< 0bertJr00.. ner. Tony Rocers. Bill Slougaard. Nidl 'I1Iome, 8anh UIIIII, Iteria ZirteIItacb, Pld_. PHOTOGRAPHERS Kareu Con. Rob _, Todd nerhol, &are. TtudeI. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 20, February 23, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1984-02-23 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System referendum segregated university fee allocation committee (SUFAC) winter carnival https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/aab1669aae8d625604433aecf4f512f4.pdf c58c26405fe6a79f37d484dca8536506 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 19 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. PUAB keeps status quo Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document PUAB keeps status quo by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor Twenty ounce beers will continue to be sold in the Union Square and Recreation Center if the recommendation made by PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) is accepted by Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle and Chancellor Alan Guskin. The committee decided last Friday that people will less "likely share products served in individual containers, such as 20 ounce beers, than those made for sharing, such as pitchers of beer. In a prior recommendation, PUAB decided that pitchers and wine carafes be eliminated from daily service in the Union Square and Recreation Center. Twenty ounce beers nearly went by the wayside last week when the committee considered reducing the large beer size to 16 ounces. A majority of PUAB members felt that reducing the beer size by four ounces would lessen the possibility of people sharing their drinks. The issue was brought up for reconsideration by the committee and then overruled by the motion to continue serving 20 ounce beers. Included in the recommendation is a stipulation stating that the issue of retaining 20 ounce beers on campus will be open to reevaluation at any time, depending on the student compliance with the state drinking age laws. Committee member Florence Shipek said, "Twenty ounce beers should continue to be sold on campus. However if sharing takes place, then students should realize that the 20 ounce beers will be eliminated." The committee discussed how the new drinking age laws will be enforced on campus and how the Union Square and Recreation Center should be monitored. The committee is considering creating a policy which would require two forms of identification when purchasing an alcoholic beverage. PUAB feels that if purchasers show a campus identification and a drivers license, for example, it would reduce the possibility of the Union attracting an influx of non-students and fake identifications. Monitoring the Union Square and Recreation Center and disciplining law violators was also discussed at the PUAB meeting. Bill Niebuhr, Union Director, said that a way of monitoring these areas as inexpensively as possible, should be a consideration. Some ideas on how to discipline violators were generated at the meeting. These included: lifting the student identification card, reporting them to Security or area police and possibly barring them from using the Union Square or Recreation facilities. These recommendations and discussions are taking place so that PUAB can aid the university in complying with the new drinking age laws, effective July 1. (L to R) EVAN HANDLER, ZAKES MOKAE and RAY ARANHA Zakes* Mokae RTv Ar^h E^/j'^OIiP ^n(' ^ written and directed by Athol Fugard. Starring white youth « "Harold" to accent series Tickets are now on sale for the presentation of one of the most acclaimed plays of recent years, "Master Harold and the Boys," at Parkside on Sunday, Feb. 19 at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets are $12 ($7 for students) for the 1982 Broadway play which INSIDE Interview with Chancellor Alan Guskin Capsule College offers enrichment Faschingfest celebrates German life Wrestling team rolls on won numerous critical awards and was regarded by many critics as the best play of the year. Tickets can be purchased in person or by telephone (553-2345), using MasterCard, at the Campus Union Information Center from 8 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. Monday-Thursday and until 4 p.m. on Friday. All seats are reserved. Sponsored by the Accent on Enrichment Series, "Master Harold" will feature Zakes Mokae, who created the role of Sam in its New York run and won the Tony Award for the best actor for his portrayal. Other awards garnered by "Master Harold" include the Outer Critics Circle Award for outstanding Broadway play and outstanding direction, and the Drama Desk Award as outstanding new play. Although the epic, "Nicholas Nickleby," edged "Master Harold" for the Tony Award for best play, a number of serious critics disagreed, including the New York Times' Frank Rich, who said the Athol Fugard work "is likely to be an enduring part of the theater long after most of this Broadway season has turned to dust," and ranked Fugard among the top three playwrights in the world. Other critics were just as enthusiastic: "...one of the great plays of our time," Kevin Kelly, Boston Globe. "...an incomparable theater experience," Edwin Wilson, Wall Street Journal. "...a perfect work of art," Douglas Watt, N. Y. Daily News. "...a triumph and unforgettable," Clive Barnes, N. Y. Post. Fugard, a native South African who also directed his work, is one of the most celebrated of contemporary playwrights, having won the New York Drama Critics Circle Award for best 1980 p lay, "A Lesson from Aloes," and several other Tony nominations for both writing and directing. Jack Kroll of Newsweek magazine has written, "If there is a more urgent and indispensable playwright in theater than Athol Fugard, I don't know who it could * be." -"Master Harold" is Fugard's 16th play since 1959 and the first to have its world premiere outside South Africa. It opened at the Yale Repertory Theater in March, 1982 and moved to Broadway in May. Fugard, 52, also has written two screenplays and one novel. Set in Port Elizabeth, South Africa, on a wet and blustery afternoon in 1950, the play has three characters: Hallie, a young white student, and Sam and Willie, two blacks who work in a restaurant-the St. Continued on page 3 Vol. 12, No. 19 ' 'THI S PAPER ^ SURE HAS CHANGED SINCE RUPERT ^ MURDOCH JPS BOUGHT I T... ARE TMFyVN DRUGGING ® | ourowmpiAns? 'N£W PIX JACKIE O. (fgtf #* Sun-Times*^ • GHOST^ WlvfOIMROtT | ggf predict^ j ^/AIMDROP0V^ \\ DEATH;^ Do something worthwhile... Write a letter to the Editor ^ RANGER W. 9 •00 c% <2 Ken Meyer Jennie Tunkieicz John Kovalic Patricia Cumbie Michael Kailas Dave McEvoy Andy Buchanan Catherine Chaffee... Jill Whitney Nielsen . Editor News Editor Feature Editor .Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Advertising Manager n . „ Distribution Manager PatHens,ak Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Carl Chernouski, Kari Dixon, Michael Firehow, Walter Hermann, Mary Kirton-Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Dawn Kronke, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Dick Oberbrunner, Tony Rogers, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome Sarab Uhlig, Kevin Zirkelbach, Pat Zirkelbach. PHOTOGRAPHERS Karen Cairo, Rob Eichhorn, Todd Hcrbst, Karen Trendel. Ranger ,s written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except dur'ng breaks and holidays. Ranger ,s printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. J J ed',0r. W'" be occeP'ed lf typewritten, double-spaced on standard sue paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. • D eadline for letters is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. Archives acquires Racine records The Archives and Area Research Center (AARC) of Parkside has acquired organizational records of three Racine groups with ties to U.S. military involvement in past wars. The groups are the Racine Post 76 of the American Legion, the William A. Bancroft Camp of Racine Spanish-American War veterans and that group's Women's Auxiliary. Post 76 Commander R. L. Jerstad, 3801 N. Main St., Racine, transferred the group's records to the AARC, which is directed by Nicholas C. Burckel. The records include minutes of meetings, budget papers, membership lists, scrapbooks and other material that document the activities of the Post from its founding following World War I to the present. Jerstad's group also contributed $500 to the AARC to be used for processing and arranging the records for future scholarly use. The Spanish-American War records date from the turn of the century to the mid-1960's and document the activities of local veterans of that war and the group's women's auxiliary, thus contributing to an understanding of Racine history, Burckel said. Burckel said the new collections are important. "Although we have good documentation for labor, business and politics, we had no veterans' records from either Racine or Kenosha," he said. Burckel added that Racine's 150th anniversary, being celebrated this year, has sparked renewed interest in Racine's history and he urged other groups to consider depositing their records in the AARC. The AARC is open to the public from 7:45 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Monday through Friday and is located in the Wyllie Library-Learning Center, Room D-276. For more information, call 553- 2411. NEWS BRIEFS Dudycha named Housing stats More than 400 students have used the Housing office since July, 1983 according to Housing Coordinator Shirley Schmerling. Most of the students were housed at Park Vista, Racine-; Woodcreek apartments, Kenosha; the YMCA (Ranger Hall), Racine; and Orchard Courts (formerly the Parkside Village). The Housing Office's emphasis this semester is on developing good areas and atmospheres for studying in Ranger Hall. On a Resident Assistant (RA) duty night, which begins at 5 p.m., the RA will be at the front desk of the "Y" until 7 p.m. to find out the concerns of the students. From 7 p.m. to 9 p.m., he/she will visit the students, getting to know them, and from 9 p.m. to midnight, the RA will be in the Anderson Room, the large study hall at the "Y", to make sure a study atmosphere exists. Students living in Ranger Hall have had many activities, including a bus trip to a Bucks game, a shopping trip to the Grand Avenue Mall, an Uno tournament, an "in-house" scavenger hunt, a pool party and an alcohol awareness party. Movies were provided every Wednesday evening after being shown free on campus Tuesday night. During the week before exams, a study break was held every night with free refreshments served. Parkside business professor Arthur Dudycha has been appointed to the technical advisory committee of the computer data-processing specialty program at Milwaukee's Washington High School. The appointment was announced by Milwaukee school superintendent Lee R. McMurrin. The Milwaukee public school district has developed a number of career specialty programs at its comprehensive high schools aimed at expanding career opportunities for students. Technical advisory committees have been established to guide the programs. Dudycha, who chairs Parkside's division of Business and Administrative Science, came to Parkside in 1977 from the West Virginia College of Graduate Studies, where he directed the industrial relations program in the business and management division. A native of Ripon, Wis., Dudycha earned master's and PhD degrees in industrial psychology from Ohio State University and taught at Purdue University from 1967 to 1974. Miss Racine nominations Applications are now available in the Student Activities Office (Union 209) for Miss Racine 1984. The application deadline is March 3. Preliminary judging for the pageant will be held March 11 at the Racine YMCA. The pageant is open to Racine County women between the ages of 17 and 26, who are high school graduates by Labor Day 1984, single (having never been married or having a marriage annulled), of good moral character and are citizens of the United States. Young women who live, work, or go to school in Racine County are eligible to compete. The Miss Racine Pageant is sponsored by the Racine Metropolitans, Inc., a non-profit organization of educators, business, senior citizens and individuals who volunteer their time and talents to select the "finest" to represent Racine County at the Miss Wisconsin Scholarship Pageant. All funds received through sponsors' and advertisers' fees will be used solely for scholarship and promotional purposes for winners and to assist Miss Racine in preparation for the Miss Wisconsin Pageant held in June. Letter to the Editor Disabled parking To the Editor: Recently I have seen cars parked in the handicap parking spaces and some of the people are not handicapped. I find this to be very discouraging to deprive our handicapped of provided spaces that are vital to them. One example is a guy who parks in Comm Arts handicap parking. His brothers are handicapped, he is not. He uses the family car and parks in the handicap spaces. Now I feel this is very wrong. There should be a way for UW-P Security to issue out handicap stickers more efficiently than they are doing now. This kind of thing has been a concern to the public for many years, and off campus I see action being taken, but on campus I do not see much of anything being done. If anyone has any ideas on how we can make these people quit misusing the parking spaces, please let Security know, because they don't seem to have a sure-fire method of controlling this problem. Sincerely, Walter Hermann HANGER Thursday, February 16,1984 Parkside student is Honey Queen r„^clta.'°oXSnrre^al fl0i" C°m- Capsule College offers programs More than 120 workshops, seminars and mini-courses on an enormously diverse range of topics that include contemporary issues, personal development and cultural enrichment will be offered during the 14th annual Capsule College held during spring break at Parkside in March. Started as a one-day program in 1971, C apsule College this year of- - fers 37 new workshops. It includes among its alumni students who have enrolled annually for more than a decade. The communityoriented program attracts people of virtually all ages and from all walks of life — gra ndparents, teen-agers, mothers, fathers, single people, married people and people with white-collar as well as blue-collar jobs. It's a college with just one admission requirement: an eagerness to learn. And more than 10,000 people have taken advantage of its educational opportunities over the past decade. Dates this year are Tuesday evening, March 13 and Wednesday and Thursday, March 14 and 15. Participants can register for the evening session only, for one or both days, or for all three sessions. Registration deadline is March 5. Complete course listings and registration information is available by calling University Extension at 553- 2312. Th e program is sponsored by Parkside and UW Extension. The fee is $4 fo r the evening sessons; $11 for each day including lunch ($22 for both days). New courses offered this year include "The Billion Dollar Swindle," that will discuss fraud and deception in advertising and sales; "Getting a Kick Out of Caffeine," a look at caffeine's mind-altering properties; "Joint Custody: What Does It Mean?" a course that will discuss positive and negative aspects of sharing children after divorce; and "Easter Creations in Chocolate," with the corporate home economist of Ambrosia Chocolate Co. in Milwaukee. The evening session, for those with work or family responsibilities during the day, provides a choice of eight topics this year. They are: "Financial Management," "Stress Management for Coping with Daily Living," "Starting Your Own Small Business," "How to Say What I Mean and Have Others Hear Me," "The Decision to Divorce," "Microwave Principles and Using Your Oven," "A Look at Your Body-For Women," and "Courses About Horses." Topics of half-day workshops scheduled for the day sessions include: severe storms, how colors work, photo composition for beginners, fitness after 40, wellness, "elegant communication," stenciling on fabric, holistic health, relaxation therapy and home heating strategies for the 80's. Topics of 75-minute daytime seminars include a Caribbean perspective of the U. S. invasion of Grenada r home money management, housing options for the elderly, quick quilting, Abe Lincoln's interest in the occult, marketing home crafts, special diets, seven steps to becoming a vital person, the art of storytelling, flowers for all seasons, the changing faces of China, the world of telephones, the law and the family, Russian Romantic piano music, a history of Oriental rugs, tips for advanced sewers and meatless meals. Day-long sessions include expressing oneself through drawing, prospects for peace in the Middle East, making miniatures, individual differences, courses about horses, genealogy, advanced calligraphy, developing your inner life and sten- Rader appointed Hannelore B. Rader, director of Parkside's Wyllie Library-Learning Center, has been appointed editor of the Reference Services Review, a major library journal published by Pierian Press, Ann Arbor, Mich. ciling on fabric and wood. The Capsule College faculty is drawn from the staffs of Parkside and other UW campuses, UW Extension and various community agencies, institutions, business and professions. by Jill Whitney Nielsen On Feb. 1, a Parkside student became the new Honey Queen for the Racine-Kenosha Beekeepers Association. Sue Gustin, a sophomore at Parkside studying marketing was chosen as Honey Queen after submitting a resume and presenting a speech. Being a Honey Queen entails appearances at the State Fair, Racine and Kenosha County Fairs and local and state Beekeepers Associa-' tion meetings. Gustin will also speak before various other groups, be provided with all the honey she can eat and receive a subscription to the Badeer Bee. Master Harold Late in November Gustin will compete with other county queens for the state Honey Queen title. If Gustin wins the state title, she will be paid for her participation with the Beekeepers. Before competing for the state title, there is much to learn, claims Gustin. For more information about honey, she will visit a plant that manufactures honey and perhaps visit some beehives. Gustin said she entered the competition for the experience it will provide her with marketing skills. "Hopefully, it will help me with marketing and it will help my career and help them sell honey...it should be a really good experience." Georges Park Tea Room-owned bv Hallie's family. The play begins with Hallie happening in on Sam and Willie in the tea room, as they are playfully rehearsing fGT an upcoming dance contest. We learn that Sam has often been\a surrogate father to Hallie, whose own father is a drunk and a cripple. The memories the two share are uncommonly beautiful, there is an easy camaraderie among all three that unite master and servants, but there is a slight distance to their relationship. The racial tension underlying the play's tender moments, silliness and pure joy erupts into an emo- C'ontinued from page 1 tional confrontation between the two black servants and the schoolboy as the play builds to a dramatic climax. Fugard's work has been called timeless and sweeps quickly beyond the transitory specifics of any one nation or period. It is by turns warm, funny and tragic. The essential question of "Master Harold" is whether people of a ll kinds can find the courage to love one another. The author doesn't provide a happy ending, but, as one critic put it, "If 'Master Harold' lifts us all the way from pain to hope, it's because Fugard insists that the ending can be-must be-ours to write." P.S.G.A. Elections DATE — March 7-8th POSITIONS AVAILABLE • PRESIDENT • VICE-PRESIDENT • 9 SENATORIAL SEATS • 1 SUFAC SEAT • PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) Nomination forms can be picked up at the PSGA Office, WLLC D-137. Forms must be returned to PSGA Office no later than — 12 NOON, FRIDAY, FEB. 24th r 4 Thursday, February 16,1984 Poetry reading series begins RANGER Club Events A series of five poetry readingsdiscussions featuring published midwestern poets will be held at Parkside beginning Wednesday, Feb. 22. All sessions are free and open to the public, will last for one hour and will be held-in the overlook lounge of the Wyllie Library-Learning Center. The series is funded by a $2,000 grant from the Exxon Corp. Dates, times and poets are: 1 p.m. Wednesday, Feb. 22- Ron Wallace, who is currently director of the creative writing program at UW-Madison. Wallace is author of several books, including "Plums, Stones, Kisses & Hooks" and "Tunes for Bears to Dance To." —1 p.m. Wednesday, March 2fy -Cary Waterman, a Minnesota poet; who is an author of three books, including "Dark Lights the Tiger's Tail: Poems for Children and Adults." Waterman has been involved in numerous poetry readings and workshops and has been reviewed by the "South Dakota Review" and has published work in the "American Poetry Review." 1 p.m. Sunday, April 8-Janet Shaw, a Madison poet whose works include "Bone Structure," "Feeding Time" and "How to Walk on Water." —2 p.m. Thursday, April 26- Philip Dacey, who is author of se veral books including "The Boy Under the Bed," "How $ Escaped the Labyrinth," and "Gerard Manley Hopkins Meets Whitman in Heaven." 1 p.m. Wednesday, May 2- Kelly Cherry, who is writer-in-residence and an English professor at UW-Madison. Cherry is author of seven books and has been reviewed in "Book Forum," "Esquire" and the "Christian Science Monitor." Her books include "Relativity" and "In the Wink of an Eye." For more information call Parkside's Humanities Division at 553- 2331. Ranger needs writers irff University of Wisconsin-Parkside UW-PAC UW-PAC (Parkside Association of Communicators) will meet on Wednesday, Feb. 22 in Molinaro 109. We will be discussing Winter Carnival, the upcoming Milwaukee Brewer trip and methods to increase membership. Re-orders for those trendy UW-PAC T-shirts will also be taken at this meeting. All are welcome and encouraged to attend. Scholarships accepted More than $8,000 in funds supporting student scholarships and instruction at Parkside was accepted Feb. 10 by the UW System Board of Regents. The Regents accepted $4,850 from the Kenosha Foundation, a group of lo cal philanthropists, to be used for scholarships for students who are residents of Kenosha County. The money was the second part of a gift from the Foundation totalling $9,700. The Regents also accepted a grant of $2,500 from S. C. Johnson & Son, Inc. in support of instruction and research using Parkside's scanning electron microscope; $257 from multiple donors for assessment of needs of gifted and talented students and for a campus reading forum; and $600 from multiple donors to be used for scholarships for students majoring in labor and industrial relations and in dramatic arts. Sri Lanka talk Human rights violations in Sri Lanka will be the topic of a free public lecture by geography professor Chelvadurai Manogaran at 2 p.m. on Friday, Feb. 17 in Union 104. Manogaran, a native of Sri Lanka, a small island nation south of India, said systematic represssion of some minority groups in Sri Lanka is occurring through social, economic and agricultural discrimination. Manogaran visited Sri Lanka last year to collect data on economic topics. He holds a master's degree from Clark University and a PhD from Southern Illinois University, both in geography. PSES PSES (Engineering Club) has been invited by The Wisconsin Society of Professional Engineers to tour the engineering laboratories at Snap-On Tools on Wednesday, Feb. 22. Students interested in attending are to meet at the guard station at Smap-On at 6 p.m. An optional dinner will follow. Psychology Club Attention psychology majors! How are you feeling about the courses you are currently enrolled in? Have your courses in the past provided you with challenging and stimulating learning opportunities? Do you know where you're headed with your psychology degree and. why you're taking the classes you are in? Are you wondering whether or not you are doing what you should in order to achieve your goal in the psychology field? If you find yourself thinking about these issues or if you have other questions, we will be discussing these at the next Psychology Club meeting. The meeting will be held on Monday, Feb. 20 in Molinaro 311 at 1 p.m. DPMA DPMA (Data Processing Management Association) has been notified that Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance Co., a strong recruiter of Parkside graduates, is looking for some summer interns. Applications for internships must be made by i M 111111111111M111111111111111II11111111 Wednesday, Feb. 29. For more in. formation contact Marty Rheaume DPMA will hold a meeting 0n Wednesday, Feb. 29 in Molinaro 114 at 1 p.m. Gas Co. Internships elections for new officers and an upcoming tour are the meeting agenda items. New and non-members are welcome. Dart Team The UW-PDT will not meet on Friday, Feb. 17. The Dart team will meet on Wednesday, Feb. 22 in Union 207 at 1 p.m. All UWPDT members are encouraged to attend This meeting will feature the Second Annual PSGA Candidates Forum; come and meet your future student leaders. Non-members are welcome to attend. The Dart Team wishes their King good luck at the upcoming Association of College Unions International Regional Tournament to Whitewater. Dr. Who Society The Dr. Who Speculative Fiction Society will meet on Saturday, Feb. 18 at 6 p.m. in Union 206. Blake's 7 and a Peter Division episode, most likely "Four to Doomsday," will be shown. Veterans Organization The next meeting of the Veterans Organization will be held on Monday, Feb. 20 in Molinaro 113 at 1 p.m. We will discuss the 1984-'85 budget and other matters. Bring a friend and come along. 1111111111 n i Classified ads imniii»niiiinii»»»iiiiiimiiiiiniw| Services Offered Distinctive S resumes ,the wiz of thelj printing biz! * S | in sty-prints® & • low cost • cash &| carry • WHILE- | YOU-WAIT printing S ATTN: UW-P students: Surf's up, but our prices are low!! From just $109.00, spend seven fun-filled days in sunny Florida. Call for yourself or organize small groups and travel for free. Great for clubs, too!! 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Personals JENNIE T., My word for this week is "Crazy." Joey. DEER EYES: Can't wait to see you on the ice — soon ! Lap Happy Egyptian. PHYSICAL PLANT: Is it time to rotate stock again? D.K. IS afraid of mice. WHERE'S THE Bleep? In Jackles Lips! I hope SPOO...! I WANTED to take your present and make it my past! Society. SWEETIE:I think about you all the time. It feels so good to do that!! Love Honie. PRETTY STRAWBERRY Blonde, last Friday was terrific. Now I can't stop thinking about you, not that I want to ! From a Daisy Bearer. Continued on page 10 RANGER State Senator John Maurer spoke at Monday's Social Science Round- Faschingfest offers German festivities Faschingfest, an evening of fine food and gemuetlichkeit, returns to Parkside for the fifth year on two consecutive Saturdays, Feb. 25 and March 3, in the Campus Union where a full five-course German meal will be prepared by Parkside's Heidelberg-born chef and costumed German entertainers will provide music and dancing. Fasching, the German equivalent of Mardi Gras, is traditionally observed as a last opportunity for feasting and frivolity before the beginning of Lent. The tradition at Parkside is carried out beginning with a Rhine wine reception at 6 p.m. in the Union Bazaar followed by dinner and entertainment in the dining room. After dinner, the party moves to Union Square, transformed for the event into a German beer hall, for dancing and more entertainment. This year the dinner menu features vorspeisen (appetizers), spinat salad (spinach salad with hot bacon dressing), mushroom dumpling suppe (mushroom dumpling soup), a gemischte platte (combination dinner plate) consisting of schweinkotlet (breaded pork chop), sauerbraten (marinated beef) and Cheddarwurst, along with gemusse (vegetable), bratkartoffle (German fry potatoes), sauerkraut and torte (dessert). Imported German wine will be available with dinner. Dinner entertainment will be provided by German zither player, a traditional accordionist and D'Oberlander Bavarian Folk Dancers of Milwaukee, who also perform novelty folk dances such as the "stick" and "fighter's" dances. The Carl Ratzer German oompah band will play afterward in Union Square where imported German beer will be available. Admission is by advance reservation only at $16.50 per person. Reservations can be made by phone or in person at the Campus Union Information Center (phone 553- 2345) from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m. Monday through Thursday, until 4 p .m. Friday and from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. Saturday. Mastercharge is available. Persons making reservations should specify the evening they wish to attend and the number of people in their parties. Previous theme dinners at Parkside, which along with Faschingfest have included Mexican, Greek and Italian fests, have been sell-out affairs. Ranger needs writers Social Srience Ronndtahio 5 Thursday, February 16,1984 Maurer supports revenue sharing by Kari Dixon State Senator John Maurer, member of the Senate Joint Committee on Finance, voiced his support for the politically controversial concept of revenue sharing during Monday's Social Science Roundtable, "Wisconsin's Revenue Sharing- Good or Bad?" Revenue sharing, essentially, would result in a more equitable distribution of funds to the local communities based on a mathematical formula that computes the fiscal needs of local governments. "The formula used to compute the need would not change under revenue sharing," Maurer said, "just the numbers in the formula." The question of how these funds will be returned to the local governments is a question that Maurer feels will be an important issue during the next budget. "There is a debate going on in both houses about whether these funds should be returned in cash or as a tax credit," he said. High school art displayed in theater « Some 85 art works by students from 11 Kenosha and Racine high schools will be on display during the third annual High School Invitational Exhibit at Parkside's Communication Arts Gallery from Sunday, Feb. 19 through Tuesday March 6. An opening reception for high school students, their teachers and the general public will be held in the gallery from 1 to 4 p.m. on Feb. 19 and will include refreshments and tours of Parkside's art facilities. Regular gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday; in addition, the gallery is open from 7 to 10 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. High schools participating in the show are, in Kenosha, Tremper, Bradford, Reuther Alternative and St. Joseph's; and, in Racine, William Horlick, J. I. Case, Washington Park, Walden II, Lutheran, St. Catherine's and Prairie School. Art works for the show, which is being hosted by the Parkside art discipline, were selected by area high school art teachers from student works representing a variety of media and styles. The works were chosen for the show based on originality and craftsmanship. The show is designed to recognize the varied creative achievements of the many talented student artists in local high school art education programs. The show will continue into March, which has been designated National Youth Art Month. Maurer said that Wisconsin is number three in the nation in terms of the amount of funds that are returned to the local governments. In funding returned to the public school system, it is 38th. "Maybe it is time that we paid more attention to the public schools," he said. Out of every dollar in Wisconsin, Maurer said, 76 cents goes to local governments, 12 cents goes to the UW system and 12 cents goes to the state government. "I sincerely feel that we need the university system," Maurer said. "It helps to train people to work with industry." Maurer maintained that remarks made earlier by Governor Earl about two systems, Madison and the rest of the UW schools, were made without thinking. "Tony is a good governor, but he tries to make everyone feel good," Maurer said. "Let me assure you (faculty) that you have the support of the state legislature," he said. Maurer, a senator from the 22nd district, has been in the Senate since 1975, and is up for re-election this year. While a member of the Senate, he has served as the majority caucus chairperson. "The purpose of the caucus is to form partisan viewpoints on issues," he explained. As a member of the Senate Building Commission, Maurer deals with issues that affect Parkside, and the commission recently granted Parkside a new boiler system. "Parkside is served very well and has someone looking out for it with me in the Senate," he concluded. Exceptional Management Opportunities or exceptional College Grads (and those who are soon to be) CURRENT OPPORTUNITIES: • NUCLEAR ENGINEERING • BUSINESS MANAGEMENT • AVIATION • LAW • MEDICINE • INTELLIGENCE • CIVIL ENGINEERING • SHIPBOARD OPERATIONS Sign up for an interview in the Career Placement Office Interviews will be held in the Placement Office 10m 9:00 AM to 4:00 PM on February 21, 1984. V Get Responsibility Fast. 6 Thursday, February 16,1984 RANGER Exclusive interview: Ranger talks to Two weeks ago in the Ranger, students were asked, "Who is the chancellor and what does he do?" The answers ranged from "I know nothing about the guy" to "He lives in an ivory tower, accessible only by a hidden stairway and elevator." Last week Ranger Editor Ken Meyer and News Editor Jennie Tunkiewicz interviewed chancellor Alan Guskin to pose the same question to him. But first, a little background.... Born in Brooklyn on March 22, 1937, Guskin received his B.A. in Psychology from Brooklyn College, a commuter college quite like Parkside. He attended the University • of Michigan as a graduate student of Social Psychology until 1961 when he and his wife, Judith, joined the Peace Corps, which they were instrumental in establishing. He later returned to the University of Michigan, receiving his PhD in 1968. Before coming to Parkside, Guskin served as acting president of Clark University in Worcester, Mass. He assumed the position of Chancellor of UW-Parkside on Sept. 1, 1975, succeeding the late Irvin G. Wyllie, who had headed the university since it was founded. Q: What did you think of the student survey asking who you are and what you do? A: I thought that was terrific. I enjoyed that. Q: Could you explain exactly what the job of chancellor entails? A: The job of chancellor is, in one sense, all-encompassing. But it could probably be divided up into different kinds of activities. Being the chief executive officer of a public university within a system has certain characteristics. The one key thing is the relationship I have with the system. I'm responsible for educating them (the system), about the university, responding to their questions and presenting what the university is all about. Another important activity is the relationship between the university and local legislators. (I'm also) involved in all kinds of local committees and subcommittees. The external work is basically a number of different kinds. One is presenting the university to the public. Another one is responding to the public's interest. It's presenting the universty to the external "I'm responsible for educating (the system) about the university, responding to their questions, and presenting what the university is all about." constituencies, whatever they may be. Internally, the primary responsibility is to basically make sure that the university is moving in certain directions that we've all agreed it should move. That direction is very much what I'm responsible for. I don't do very much of the dayto- day work of t he university. People think what I do is shuffle a lot of papers, and the truth is I don't do very much of that. You have assistant chancellors and a vice chancellor and they're responsible for the day-to-day work. In fact, the,university on a day-to-bay basis would run with me here or without? me here. If I've done a good job as chancellor, it'll run without me. If I haven't done such a good job, then it might need me more on a day-today basis. Where I earn my keep, if you will, is in pulling those people together- the key people in the university. Sometimes it's dealing with the faculty, sometimes it's dealing with the administration, in making sure the thrust is consistent. Every now and then, because of the complex organization with 500 staff people, you can get people moving in different directions and you have to pull them back in, try to analyze and work with people, try to stimulate people to remember what our mission is, what our responsibilities are to the community, what our responsibilities are to the students, and so on. And a lot of that is reinforced through the budget. If there's one key thing I'm responsible for internally, it is the development of the budget. I don't do all the work in all of the areas...but, in effect, the policies that affect how the budget is allocated are something I'm very intimately involved with because that's how you create direction of the university-through the implementation of a budget. "There's a humanity on this campus that is just pleasing... and that wasn't here when I came." Q: How do you view studies of universities, such as the recent California State University study that labeled Parkside "adequate" while rating some other UW campuses more favorably and some less favorably? A: That's a silly study. I justtalked to somebody in Madison, a professor of higher education who has the actual document from which those things were taken, and it doesn't list the criteria even there. So nobody knows what went into it to come up with these fancy numbers. And few people know this guy (who did the study). The publication was published by him--it wasn't published by a regular publisher. Though he claims, and I'm not being critical of the guy, to have been doing this for a number of years. It's biased to favor big universities and I'm opposed to that for many reasons, not just because of Parkside. It you want to take ten studies, you'll come up with ten different results. It all depends on what criteria you put into it. But what I object to is it violates the conception of liberal arts education. Liberal arts education has nothing to do with having courses that cover every area. The only thing he is quoted as saying in the Milwaukee Journal article is that he thinks quality is determined in a particular area-I think he used political science, I'm not sure-by saying that you have to cover every aspect in political science in order to have a quality political science program at the undergraduate level. That's not true. You don't have to have a lot of courses as an undergraduate. What you have to do, what the purpose is of an undergraduate education, is not the accumulation of knowledge across large numbers of areas. What it is, is a way of thinking about a field. I know the University of Michigan pretty well. I'd rank Parkside and Green Bay, just to name two, at least as good and probably better than the undergraduate education at the University of Michigan Ann Arbor. Ann Arbor is not known for being an undergraduate university. Nor are any of the other big universities in this country. Now sometimes you get a good education, but the first two years you get teaching assistants. In a small university, undergraduates really tend to do much better than in these large universities, which are primarily re- * I lilt! "Even if you're incredibly successful...you're still wrong a certain percentage of the time." search and doctoral-oriented. Those of us in higher education giggle when we see those kinds of (studies). First of all, there's no way to measure quality, quantitively. You can't use numbers to get at what happens between faculty and students in a university. People who try to do that, I think, fall short. Q: When do you hope to fill the vacant vice chancellor position? A: The last person comes in the 21st of February and we will make a decision within a few days after. So by the end of February, we'll have a vice chancellor, hopefully, if everything goes well in terms of negotiations. Q: When will that person take over? A: July 1. It'll become public when the individual accepts, obviously, not when I make the decision. Sometimes things take longer in negotiations; people have to come and look around. That will be done very quietly. Q: What is Parkside's mission, its direction? A: There are three basic directions which we've followed ever since the 1975-76 planning year. I believe in those and we follow them religiously. They're pretty general, but they're very important. The three basic missions we agreed too-first, was the mission of the institution; second, is the issue of excellence; and third, is the issue of community outreach. Basically the faculty and administration in 1975-76 we nt through a planning year. What the faculty did basically, is it took the mission of the university-it's about three pages long, the official mission passed by the Regents in 1974-and reinterpreted it for this university at this moment in time. And they interpreted it so that, in effect, we are a university that's a liberal arts and science university which offers professional programs. That's a significant statement because what we say is that all the professional programs must be based on a strong liberal arts and RANGER 7 Thursday, February 16,1984 Chancellor Guskin about Parkside "To be honest, I wish that at times I didnt hurt people as much as I did...but I have responsibility. " T' " - science base. It's a key issue. The key to the professional programs is to make sure that we have a comprehensive array of programs so we can serve the people of Kenosha and Racine because our students for the most part come here because they don't have choices to make to go elsewhere, or they choose to do other things like work as well as go to school, or start a family as well as go to school. So they really don't have the option to go elsewhere; therefore we have to have engineering, we have to have a nursing program, we have to have medical technology...a broad array of programs. The key is that they're all based on a strong liberal arts and science base. I feel very strongly about making sure that that base is maintained, even sometimes if there are no students or very few students in the area. Another key priority is excellence. By this I mean a teacher's style model, that all faculty must do research as well as teach, that research and teaching are one and the same. And also make sure our faculty are very high quality faculty, which means that tenure decisions are very difficult decisions. In terms of students, there's the Collegiate Skills which came out of that priority. The recent admissions proposal which is now going through the Academic Policies Committee is consistent with that. And also our attempts to increase the quality of environment for students. And then community outreach, which is the third important priority of the university. We do an enormous amount of community outreach with the Kenosha Unified School District, with Racine, with hospitals and businesses and so on. (We're) becoming what I see as the educational, cultural center of Kenosha and Racine. Those are the three priorities of the university. If you look at how we allocate the budget, there's not many dollars. More than eighty percent of our budget is personnel, so we don't have that much flexibility. But if you look at the flexibility—the way we allocate it-it's almost invariably tied to those three. When We allocate it, it must be justified in terms of those three. Now those are pretty broad priorities, but they're directional and my job is to make sure that we follow them. My job isn't to worry about every thing that goes on. People think I worry about every little detail. Sometimes I do worry about details but not very often I wish I didn't, but I do. Q: What are some of these recent details? A: I think one issue that I spent more time on, and I think this one I would justify as being important and I'm interested in it-is creating the micro-computer laboratory in the library. I have an interest in libraries; I give speeches nationally on the role of computers in the library, so I have a knowledge and an interest in it. So I really, if you would, played a more significant role in that decision than I typically would play in an individual decision. There are some things that I'm not going to talk about that I wish I was not involved in but I was. But that happens from time to time. As I always say, if you're right threequarters of the time, you're incredibly successful. But that means you're wrong a quarter of the time. So even if you're incredibly successful- and I'm not saying that I amyou're still wrong a certain percentage of the time. Like every other human being, I wish that I hadn't done some things. Q: Starting your ninth year as chancellor, how do you view Parkside now from when you came here in September 1975? What have been major changes, both good and bad? A: That's a difficult question. I'm very positive about many things-all the major things that have happened. Not everything happened exactly as I thought...but it all happened in the same direction. I had no knowledge about Parkside when I came. Parkside was not "I don't do very much of the day to day work of the university. " "You can't use (studies) numbers to get at what happens between faculty and students in a university." well-known as an institution. One is the quality of the faculty. In the last six years, we've hired over 40 percent of the faculty. And I think it's a superb faculty. I'd match our faculty with any faculty teaching undergraduate students in the state. It's superb in terms of quality in standards used in the profession, which are typically more researchoriented, but they're also very dedicated to students and to teaching. Another thing that's very, very critical is something that we had two vice chancellor candidates come in and say that they were impressed with-and what I'm so proud of-how civil people are, how decent people are with each other, particularly the faculty. That is not common for higher education. There's civility, there's a humanity on this campus that is just pleasing. It's a pleasure, and that wasn't here when I came. I'm proud of that. And again, I can't create that. All I can do is help enable things to happen. I don't want to belittle my role, I mean I play a key role in facilitating, but how do you make people civil to each other? You don't, (but) you can help reinforce it. I'm also very proud of the way we relate to the communities. The university was founded by people in this area. They paid for the land. It's unique. Green Bay's the same. People literally bought the land and gave it to the unversity to build the campus. There's a large number of faculty who are out there working in schools. We have scientists who have national reputations who work with elementary and junior high school teachers. And that's unheard of in institutions, it just doesn't happen and our people do it and they enjoy doing it. And other people are doing it besides scientists. I think we've filled out as a campus. We have started to become whole. When I first came I thought that -to make an analogy to a human being-we had the clothes that were given to us and we were growing into them; and the clothes were a little big for us in the early days of the institution. The University of Wisconsin is a very special pla;ce, and we're a part of the University of Wisconsin. That's very important. We've always had a sense of quality. That's a tough thing to grow into for a young institution, and we've grown into it. I think that analogy is very apt-we've grown into the clothes we were given by the University of Wisconsin. Q: With all the growing that Parkside had to do, do you remember any growing pains? A: Well, I'm still going to remain here for a while, so I don't want to go over some things that I would rather not have experienced. When the time comes for me to look back .and I'm leaving, then I'll tell you about those things. There are some things I wish hadn't happened, but that's life. To be very honest, in the last four years there's nothing of significance. To be honest I wish that at times I didn't hurt people as much as I did. That's always difficult for me because we had to make a lot of decisions about people back in 1976- 77... I don't like to hurt people but I have responsibility. So there are a lot of decisions like that that you wish you could have done a different way. I didn't see other ways of doing it, or maybe I just wasn't smart enough to see another way of doing it, but I didn't. But the results are such that I would do them all over again I don't regret any of the major decisions I made. I think they were really in the right direction. I think I had to make the final key decisions in those first couple of years, but none of them were made by myself. I had a lot of advice and a lot of people were involved. I think we filled out as a campus, 9 9 So It GOPS Winter Carnival: it 's a bore Once Ober Easy There are always a couple of reminders about the place that spring is just around the corner. One is that the swallows return. Another is that Ranger Hall turns the heat back on. But if, for one reason or another, both of these fail to convince there's always Winter Carnival. Winter Carnival is a wonderful event. Normally it consists of half the clubs on campus competing in vigorous intellectual competition. Things like hula ball, jello slurping and the ever-popular rock throw. You know the kind of thing. Mind-bendingly contrived activities guaranteed to be stimulating to all but the most evolved Cro-Magnon man. Now you know why the communication club does so well? Described by an informed source as "A bunch of bimbos racing around on roller skates accompanied by a large wheel that looked more like a spider in heat," the PAC (Parkside Association of Communicators. Get it?) float was one of the half dozen or so that made their way majestically up (or is it down?) the hallway connecting the Union, Molinaro and the Main Concourse. I guess that area's got some official kind of name but for the moment, let's just call it "rosebud." The procession of assorted carts, roller skates and the odd wheelchair was quite incredible to behold. The anthropologists dressed up in skins and made a surprisingly realistic showing as a group of demi-human, seml- mtelligent, flea-ridden cave-men. No, on second thought, it wasn't that surprising. But before I am accused of being biased, I must say that the Ranger's float itself was not much to cheer about. I guess our wonderful News Editor dressed up a bunch of our wonderful photographers as bozos. At least she didn't have to spend too much money on make-up. * * * * * * * * * * Another yearly harbinger of spring is Parkside's very own student government elections. Parkside student government, for those of you who are mercifully uninformed, is a rag-tag group of misfits and social outcasts that manages to rule the student body with an iron kleenex. The elections, which annually bring out a throng of about two percent of the voting population, provide students with the democratic ripht. to vote for half a TV or not TV That is the question by Dick Oberbruner dozen senatorial hopefuls running for nine seats. Oh yes. The candidates also get to vote for themselves; The presidential race itself gives us a little more choice. Here we have maybe ten people running for the same seat. What dedication. What selflessness. That reminds me of something. If any candidates need a campaign manager, my services are for hire I work cheap. By way of experience, I cite my successful bid in last year s senatorials. It has been variously described as the biggest waste of time in Parkside's history (though I think the founding of the communications club lays claim to that coveted title) and as the only thing that got some people to vote. Whatever you care to think of my tactics, they worked Beaten only by the enigmatic Chrissie "Where do ya keep two watermelons?" Hammelev, my supporters turned out in droves. With a rallying cry of "Vote for Kovalic...or he'll shoot your dog," we got the second highest tally of all nine candidates. 'A vote for X is a vote for truth/honesty/integrity' was replaced by 'Vote Kovalic — h e's no more incompetent than the rest of them.' I put a poster next to a poster of each presidential candidate. My platform was based on reducing the ten commandments to five or so (coveting thy neighbor's wife was first on the list). To be sure, it was a brief, shining moment. * * * * * * * * * * One last note on Winter Carnival: due to the incredible foresight of the winter carnival committee the whole activity was scheduled for the 'thaw' season which means that the 'Snow Sculpture' event is now entitled 'Slush Sculpture.' Also, jello slurping was cancelled this year. It was deemed too intellectual. DESTINY (ABC) — Dustin continues his rubbing of Crystal. Oxford (her father) disapproves of their love and fires a Molotov into his shanty. He would rather see Rex marry Crystal and inherit the family toasted almond fortune. Sheila (Oxford's wife) is collecting lovers in a world-wide solo flight in her ultralight. Crystal discovers her mother's undoing through microscopic study of greasy fingerprints on a postcard sent from Athens, describing the marks as those of a "well built mechanic." THE KICK-ASS SQUAD (NBC) - Beefeater slouches at the way his compadres lack enthusiasm. Undaunted, he robs a playground of private school children, giving KAS the cash to fly to the Amazon for training. En route, Scarnose (the plane) develops engine problems and they crash-land on an uncharted Caribbean island. The natives become restless, having their runway construction interrupted. Squad Captain Harley designs a fort using Scarnose, and KAS takes the island in the name of America. (Part one of many.) CAMPUS (UWP) — Administrative power ploy finds advisors making student decisions concerning alcohol. "Dry campus" idea awakens student body. Protests, petitions and sit-ins are staged. The Union is closed for three weeks. Resurrection of student power turns entire campus onto oblivious rights. Student leaders pleased to see student participation. T Whey Choi... The way Chinese food ought to be.. WE ARE OUT TO SET A F. A. D. IMAGE F ast A ffordable D elicious Whey Chai Chinese Kesteuranf Chinese Restaurant RACINE 400 Main St. 633-8000 ZION 2683 Sheridan Rd. 312-746-3003 KENOSHA 512 57th 645-5300 COUPON $1.00 off on our Sizzling Dishes wifh Parkside I.D. (at Racine Whey Chai only) VALID UN TIL F EB. 2 2, 1984 FRI f c k i 7 _ MOVE ilMTO Tk flJTURE wiik vs ONE LOUSY LIFE (CBS) - Bridget has Angst, and Hoss knows she found him through computer date match. Rev. Scardill takes Meg to the monastery after her embarrasing offer to spend a night on the town. Brent refuses shock treatment for an irritating mosquito bite. Jeffrey the sheep dog remains in psychotherapy, unsure of his species. TARNISH (ICK) - Angela has the quote of the day when she is nipped in' the toes by a scorpion while sunbathing. Sid's first cousin's uncle's grandmother's Hitler-like attitude toward lineage has the whole family gasping for air. Aerial has a conflict in flight plans. Should he visit Angela in the Bahamas or scoff at Bruce for disturbing Susan (Aerial's ex) during her hemoglobin finals? His love for Susan is like Bruce's love for Amoleance, a soft spoken waitress at an all-night truck stop. SHADY BLEND (BOO) - Glenda legally changes her name to Microb, to be current. Her new wave approach disturbs her grandparents, just released from the state pen for prohibition murders. Artie tells Poppo that being a class clown won't get him committed. Dusty's letter to her favorite rock star results in a scheduled concert at Shady Blend. Her father is incensed at such a notion, so he buys out the record company. YOUNG DOCTOR YOUNG (ARG) Dr. Young and Connie have it out in the living room. Zelda the maid is flabbergasted. Gardo (the butler) attempts to split pea soup. Baby Stewart takes a plunge down the hamper chute and discovers Gardo's original hairpiece. His embarrassment equals her disgust in front of him, her and it. CHOWCHILLA (SPL!) - Natalie's wild downtown shopping spree disturbs a bag lady. The vagrant pops a tire on the Fleetwood, but realizes that the artichoke hearts hanging from the rear view mirror were her long"lost granddaughter. Wally s tonsillectomy ruins his kissing abilities for life. Sammy chucks his bills while Dot makes new connections. RANGER Ask Dr. Rill 9 Thursday, February 16,198| Malpractice makes perfect by Bill Stougaard Well, the first wave of responses have arrived and as I had hoped, there are a lot of sickos in this here (them thar) university. I would like to thank all the degenerates who have written. I couldn't do it without you. Here now is a sampling of the letters I've received. Hey Dr. Bill, I'm a person who loves the Beatles. Most people I know cut them down. What am I supposed to do? Signed, A Beatles Fan Dear Fan, Who are the Beatles? Hey Scumboid, Where do you get off calling yourself a doctor? I happen to know that you flunked out of grade school. You're no more a doctor than I am. You deserve to be drawn and quartered, stretched on the rack, and then tortured. Signed, On To You P.S. My girlfriend doesn't understand me. What should I do? Dear On To You, I did too graduate from grade school. They could never back up their claims about those exam scores, or the Girl Scout Jamboree. P.S. Try barking at her. Dear Dr. Bill, I saw your picture in the Ranger and 1 think you are really cute. How can I get to know you better and if I do, will you be worth it? Sincerely, A1 "Beefcake" Bradford Dear Cakes, You obviously have some modicum of smarts Too bad it is housed in the body of a nimnil. Dear Dr. Bill, I'm a very popular person, or at least I was, I just got in a bad fire and lost most of my hair. I'm afraid that now no one will like me. What should 1 do? Signed, M.J. Dear M.J., Master your grief. Time heals all wounds. The first step is always the hardest. Today is the first day of the rest of your life. You must confront your own demons, Grasshopper. Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes. A days without orange juice is like a day without sunshine. Incidentally, you have very feminine handwriting. Dear Dr. Bill, What is the meaning of life? Why do people die? What does it all mean? Is the moon eally made of cheese? Where do butterflies go when it's raining? Is Burt ever going to marry Sally? What are your psychic predictions for '84? Who won the 1974 Super Bowl? Who are you going to vote for in the fall? Is the market going to fall out under cordless telephones? What about the baby fur seals? Which is a good brand of microwave ovens? Do we have the technology to manufacture human life? Is Di pregnant again? What size underwear do you wear? Is Boy George bi? What things cause cancer? How many eggs does the Brazil- Campus coffee supply grinds to a halt The Funny Paper Caper 'an freckle spider lay in one sitting? Do you get high? Where is New Jersey? How much wood can a woodchuck upchudk? Are we there yet, Dadd^? Whats your middle name? When should an infant go on solid food? Are you going to print this letter? Who cuts your hair? Signed, Curious Dear Curious, um...What? Oh...sorry. I was a million miles away. Would you run that by me again? Dear Dr. Bill, I would like to thank you for the help you gave me in the past. I wrote you years ago asking how I could make a name for myself and become famous. Well, I took your suggestion and now everyone knows me. Thanks again. Signed, Chuck Manson by Nick Thome Parkside prides itself on its fine administrative system. Our administration has instituted many policies to protect the unwary students from themselves. The administration forms committees to consider what they believe to be viable student issues and then, after the committee comes up with a ludicrous idea, the administration institutes it as a new policy. The school has been graced with yet another new committee, The Committee to Control Compulsive Caffeine Consumers. The committee has met only once thus far, but it has come up with many new and innovative ways to deal with the coffee consumer who just has to have one more cup. The committee read a report that said 99.6% of all mass murderers had consumed one or more cups of coffee at some time in the previous ten years of their lives. This report has led the committee to recommend the following policies be enacted. Policy One: All students who intend to consume coffee on campus must fill out a caffeine users' psychological surI'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE IN MY LIFE ' Reductio and Absurdium NEXT WEEK: NO FOWL PUNS/ vey. The survey will be used to separate the hard core java junkies from the occasional caffeine thrill seekers. Policy Two: Students who successfully complete the survey will be issued a caffeine consumers' control ration card. This card would allow the bearer to purchase up to two cups of coffee per day. However, you may not buy more than one cup every three hours. Policy Three: No student under nineteen years of age may consume coffee, unless they have a signed parental consent form on file. Policy Four: Any caffeine-bearing substance may only be consumed by the original purchaser. Policy Five: Large coffee cups (12 oz.) will be discontinued and only the smaller cups may be purchased on campus. The committee will meet next week to discuss the caffeine in Coke. They feel this may be another area that they can investigate. Only for the good of the students, of course. Alice in Dairyland by Sarah Uhlig Applications are now available for Wisconsin's 1984-85 Alice in Dairyland position. To be eligible, you must be a Wisconsin residence between 18 and 30 years of age as of June 1. The woman chosen will be contracted to provide public relations and promotional services for the Department of Agriculture, Trade, and Consumer Protection, travel extensively throughout Wisconsin and the nation promoting Wisconsin agricultural products. Serve as official hostess at many state and national functions. Assist in a variety of promotional programs. , Participate in radio and television programs and press interviews at state, national, and international level. The woman chosen for this position will be compensated $14,000 annually, plus travel expenses. Applications may be obtained by contacting Wisconsin Dept. of Agriculture, Trade and Consumer Protection, P.O. Box 8911, Madison, WI 53708 or by calling (608) 266- 7171. The deadline to apply is .. Mvch?. v . . f 10 Thursday, February 16,1984 RANGER Study Abroad The Streets of London Psvcho Babble First encounter by Tony Rogers Feature Editor's Note: Tony Rogers recently spent a semester on UW-Platteville's study-abroad program in London. The following is a continuation on the series designed to give others a view of the program itself, as well as life in Europe in general. London, more than anything else^is a city of contrasts. Walk down one street and you'll see the business district, filled with stout English gentlemen toting black umbrelllas and wearing long coats and bowler hats. Go down another road and you'll find exclusive shops with designer clothes, Rolls- Royce limos and middle-aged women wearing minks. Traverse yet another avenue and you'll hear punk rock booming out of alleyways, you'll see punks with pink mohawks, mods on bikes and skinheads. You'll find record stores with music you've never heard of, and ^hops with funky used clothes. Many of the city's contrasting styles can be found in Covent Garden, one of my favorite "haunts" in London. This isn't a garden in the traditional "flower and plant" sense; rather it is an area of the city filled with a huge variety of shops, businesses and places to eat. Covent Garden proper is basically a large open-air market. Street performers-mimes, magicians, musicians and dancers-entertain here, and if you arrive at the right time of day you can see the traditional Punch and Judy puppet show which has been performed here for hundreds of years. There is a nice, variety of walk-in shops and several pubs as well. If you are hungry for some American food, Mr. Rockwell's American Diner can be found here; it's inexpensive, but one of the few places in the city where you can get a really good hamburger. Heading away from the center of Covent Garden there are more shops. Some are expensive and high-class, and some, like the 'Flip' used clothes store, are cheap, new wave and terribly interesting. 'Flip' is run by punks-it's like an old warehouse with music blasting inside. Here you can find an incredible selection of army surplus jackets, flannel shirts from the states, worn jeans and, of course, studded leather belts. You'll see punks, skins and mods all shopping here. This is a fascinating place just to sit and watch. If you're a culture vulture, you'll never get bored by London. The National Festival Hall on the banks of the Thames River is regularly host to world-renowned symphony orchestras. Also located here is the National Theater, where non-commercial theatrical productions are staged, and the National Film Theater, where a fascinating selection of films from all over the world are screened. At night this is a wonderful spot; stand out on the banks of the Thames and you can see across the river to Westminster Abbey and the House of Parliament, which are spectacularly lit. The Museum of London, aside from being a fine museum chronicling the city's history, houses the Barbican, another excellent cultural center. There are ongoing art exhibits in the galleries, and it is here that the Royal Shakespeare Company performs, a must see for Shakespeare lovers. For nightlife, London boasts an astounding array of nightclubs, discos, punk bars, gay bars and any- BIG JONZ at PARADISE NORTH presents: AFTER MIDNIGHT (TOP 40) Friday, February 17 8:30 pm - 12:30 am PONY EXPRESS Saturday, February 18 8:30 pm - 12:30 am All bar drinks & beer $1.00 Wednesday, February 22 MAINSTREAM (TOP 40) Special Alabama Slammers 50* 11:30 pm - 12:30 am 632-0724 2915 Romayne Ave. Off Rapids Dr., Racine §Plf2 <J onz thing else you'd care to think of. One of the trendiest places in town right now is a disco called the Batcave where the 'gothic punks' hang out. (Gothic punks, if you're wondering, tend to look very much like 'The Munsters.') For the more chic discos like the Hippodrome, you have to be dressed extremely well to get in, and your wallet must be extremely well padded to stay in. There are several things that you absolutely must do while in London. First, you must eat fish and chips, preferably at one of the walk- in places. There is simply nothing like English fish and chips-it puts Arthur Treacher's to shame. Second, you must go to an English pub (there are thousands in London) and have a pint, or several, of Guinness, a dark, thick Irish beer which loses something when it is exported to America. Pubs are a great place just to sit and watch the English. You can really get a feel for the country and the people here, and you might even be lucky enough to meet some of the natives. Go to some concerts; London is the birthplace of so much of contemporary music, it would be a shame not to go and see why. See some plays; they are cheap, and there are lots of them. Ride the tube and rub shoulders with Londonners- English, Indians, Chinese, Africans, West Indians, et al. Get used to the subcultures: punks, skins, rastafarians-they are part of the color and atmosphere of this city. Learn something about them and all the English. More than anything, wander the city. Your feet will tire but you'll never get bored, and there is no better way to know London than by walking its streets. by Rick Luehr "I don't believe it," thought Samuels. "I'm going to be the first human being to ever meet an alien creature face to face." He had been chosen for this honor because he was the first person to receive a message from the Halkans. He was manning the radio console aboard the star cruiser "Defiant" when the message came through. "Attention, Earth ship," the transmission began, "we have been monitoring your planet for many of your years, and have decided that we shall now allow a meeting between our two races." The excitement was tremendous. Scientists clamored to find out all they could about the Halkan race. And the Halkans were very happy to cooperate. They transmitted pictures of themselves, their cities and anything else the Earth scientists wanted to know. The Halkans were glad to give the Earth any information they desired. After many months of heated debate, the decision was made. The Earth Directorate would allow a on meeting to take place. It was decided that the best person to go would be the first person to have had any contact of any kind with the aliens. And that was Samuels. The Earth ship and the Halkan cruiser drew nearer. "Soon I'll make history," thought Samuels. "I'll be famous." Visions of ticker tape parades and ceremonial dinners flashed into his mind. The ships finally docked. The door opened. "This is it," Samuels said to himself. He stepped through and stood in the Halkan ship. There he saw the Halkan representative standing. Waiting. The Halkan was basically humanoid in appearance. There were a few differences, most noticeably the larger mouth, and the absence of a visible nose. The Halkan smiled. Samuels walked up so that he was standing two feet away from the alien. He extended his hand. "On behalf of the population of Earth, I graciously offer my friendship." The Halkan looked for a moment, extended his hand, grabbed Samuels around the neck and ate him. Classified ads Continued from page 4 ARE you really swift? 11111111 n 111111 MARK, Fram. WINE AND dine me with Veal Medallions with lemons and I'm all yours, sweetie pie. I love you, John. Kiff-a-rue. MILTON FRIEDMAN: the Utility Maximization Defense, think so jerry? WANTED: AN economist with a mind of my own. Ronald. SPOO...IIN you hair! Mr. Fabu- Do it with Style! Heileman's Old Style. Fully Kraeusened, with pure spring water and the best ingredients for that great clean, crisp taste Whatever you do. make it worthwhile -make it Old Style. lous. POOPERS: $100 each: Please!!! I'll turn Muslem. Looking Better. WOULD THE woman who called the Ranger office on Monday looking for Nick and a short-term physical relationship, please call Tuesday at noon? PITTY PAT: How can you be so insensitive to our medicinal nip on occasion? It will be an uneventful semester, I can tell. MOLLY: 1 won't tell anyone about what Pitty Pat does to her hair if you don't. POOP-STAIN: How 'bout whipping Wall Street? PITTY-PAT: Riding to the Joffrey H performance with you and Molly gave the evening a certain error of distinction. In other words, "yaaahoo," here come the bumpkins to the ballet!! Yup, it was definitely a night to remember! EMI: ILY, "yes." R.A. BOB A.: Happy 21st Birthday! Saturday night at Park Avenue!! Love. E.R. MR. M.: I know who enjoyed the train ride more than me! Hotel Susie. BLANCHE: YOU'LL just have to control those wild medicinal nips until the semester's over. You had your chance. It's too LATE!! MOLLY: DON'T get too crazy in the first half of the semester isn't even over yet. I'm not prepared to deal with a nervous breakdown. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Karen! D.J. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jeff W.! D.J. A BIG thanks to all my good friends for the wonderful party and all the good times! I may be older, but damn I'm loved! K.e.n... BRUCEE & Nataliee: I may not be the biggest Arnonee in the world, but it, sufe is durablee. RANGER WEEK OF 25% OFF Chocolate Malted Outstanding Wrestler at the Wheaton Invitational for two years in a row. His record is 40 wins and 60 losses. Fencers practice hard for upcoming meet. win was his first collegiate victory. On Saturday, Feb. 18 the Ranger duelists will host a five-team meet at 10:30 a.m. in the main gym. The Rangers will fence off with Michigan State, Minnesota, Illinois- Champaign and Lawrence U. Admission is free to the general public. Wrestlers pin ninth straight by Paul Roth Parkside scored its ninth-straight wrestling victory defeating Chicago State 28-17 Thursday night in the Parkside Fieldhouse. 118 pounder Jerril Grover started the win out with a forfeit. Mike Vania wrestling at 126 pounds showed his all-american status by beating CSU's Ron Holmes by a convincing 15-2 score. At 134 pounds, Matt Kluge also received a forfeit to give Parkside an early 17-0 lead. 142 pounder Mike Winter controlled his opponent lorn Carey and came away with a 6-0 victory. Freshman 150 pounder, Mark Dubey again came away with a victory over CSU's Aaron Meeks by a score of 8-2. Closing out the Ranger scoring was 177 pounder Ted Keyes who dominated his opponent Lydell Moore 14-0. The victory upped the Parkside season record to 12-2 with only one duel meet against Marquette left. If the Rangers can beat Marquette it will complete the most successful duel meet season they have ever had. Three Parkside wrestlers claimed championships, including Mike Vania. He was named the meet's outstanding wrestler. Saturday as the Rangers finished third in the prestigious 46th annual Wheaton Invitational. Nineteen teams entered. Mike Vania At 142 pounds, Mike Winter was also very steady in winning his title, Winter also won 4 matches including a 4-1 de cision over Augustana's Scott Grubisick in the finals. Parkside's other champion was 177 pounder. Ted Keyes, who moved his team leading record to 42-6 with a convincing 6-0 victory over Notre Dame's Phil Baty in the finals. Other Ranger wrestlers who placed high in the tournament include 134 pounder, Matt Kluge, who lost a close 5-3 decision to Pat McMahon of Augustana in the finals to place 2nd. Kluge won two matches to get into the finals. ' Yde also placed 2nd. After winning his first two matches to get into the finals, Yde ran into defending NCAA III champion Chris Casey of Augustana and lost a hard fought 6-0 decision. 158 pounder Chris Dickson won three matches and finished forth in a very tough weight class. Grover won 4 matches and lost two in placing 5th. The Rangers now start their national tournament hopes on Friday when they travel to Southern Illinois- Edwardsville to compete in the NCAA III regional. Fencers prepare to host meet by Alex Dumas Junior Bill Thomas led the Ranger fencing team with six wins and three losses. He defeated both Minnesota and Michigan in six straight bouts before dropping three in a row to the Madison Badgers. Parkside's second leading scorer for the day was sophomore John Goetz. Goetz had one victory against Michigan State and two victories against Minnesota. Also scoring for the Rangers were Whitney Harman and John Parnham. Both of their victories were against Minnesota. Parnham's n Thursday, February 16, Uf&t Track National qualifiers by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor Almost all of the men on the men's track team are qualifying for nationals. The last meet in DuPage yielded another qualifier. Dan Stublaskie qualified for the NAIA nationals which will be held Feb. 24-25 in Kansas City. He ran the mile run and finished third with 4:15.9. "Dan ran very well and I am pleased he qualified," said Lucian Rosa, coach. Tim Renzelmann also ran well, placing second in the mile. His time was also 4:15. Tim will run the two mile at nationals and Dan will run the one mile. Rich Miller was third in the 880 with a time of 2:00.9. George Kapheim was third in the two mile run, and his time was 9: 15. Kapheim will run the three mile at nationals. "George didn't really run that hard. He did a very good Phy. Ed. courses Continued from 12 iiwoa WUUUUIICU. Renzelmann and Mark Hunt were tied for fourth in the two mile run with 9:21.2. ".The men have been doing well for the indoor season and Dan Stublaski already shaved off 10 seconds on one week. They can only get better," added Rosa. Parkside will run in the UW-Oshkosh Open this Saturday. PARKSIDE U NION 10:00 am - 4:19 p * • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starlite Mints • Carmel Targets © Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops * • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs © Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops © Chocolate Jots © Chocolate Peanuts © Chocolate Raisins © Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix ^ © Caribbean Delicacy • Carob Malted Milk Balls © Carob Raisins © Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio © Red Pistachio @ S panish Peanuts © Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Balls • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked Almonds whole ATHLETE OF THE WEEK Mike Vania * * * Congratulations * * * Ranger needs sportswriters He said that the reaction of the Faculty Senate was one of "mild irritation, because this didn't come out at APC (Academic Policies Committee) or Faculty Senate." Even so, he says that the program will be implemented and expects a one year delay, from fall 1984 to fall 1985. The second reason that the administration delayed the plan is that the Phy Ed department is currently undergoing a biennial study to determine their funding level. While Shea doesn't foresee any changes in the Phy Ed department that could affect the limit's implementation, Greenbaum said that the study, when completed, "may suggest changes in the program." This is the first time the chancellor has vetoed a policy approved by the Faculty Senate. Shea said that while the Faculty Senate has no recourse but to wait for the administration to impose the restriction, it will eventually be implemented. 12 Thursday, February 16, 1984 Men's basketball Stung by Chicago St RANGER by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor Chicago State returned to Parkside Saturday night with revenge in their eyes and their playing skill. Adding to the vengenace were Charles Perry and Darron Brittman, former Parkside students and basketball players. Perry was the game high scorer with 25 points - a nd Brittman had 13 points. However, Chicago's main weapon, All-American center Leonardo Drake, didn't play. He may be out for disciplinary reasons although his coach says it is for a lineup change. Parkside Coach Rees Johnson commented on the game, "It was a disappointing loss because we played them so tough at their place before." Parkside was down 42-25 at the half and the final score was a 85-69 Parkside loss. Chicago came back at the half to play very aggressive basketball and the team just couldn't keep up. "We didn't play as hard as we should. You have to play real aggressive against a time like that," Johnson added. Before this blow-out, the Rangers played UW-Milwaukee and defeated them 72-60. The game started out slowly, but the Ranger picked up the pace later in the game. Milwaukee started out with an early lead which didn't please coach Johnson. He commented, "I was hoping we'd really cream them. It didn't work out that way. We did have a good 12 point spread, but Milwaukee came to play." The Rangers will be playing at home during the upcoming week against Lewis and Loras. "Lewis is really a fine team. We're very seriously considering toWomen out do Purdue by Robb Luebr Last Tuesday, Feb. 7, the Rangers of Noreen Goggin put on a basketball clinic at the Physical Education Building. No, this wasn't a special event, just a game; but what a game. The Rangers broke away from a 40-36 halftime lead and coasted to an 85-68 victory over Purdue-Calumet. £ "This was a good one to get down; we needed to have this one," coach Goggin commented after the game. The first half was close throughout, with both teams shooting well. The Rangers were able to get inside, and got the outside shots when the middle was jammed. Purdue- Calumet relied a bit more on their outside shooting. Parkside was only able to take a four point lead into the locker room at the half. Goggin must have had some inspirational words for her team, because when they took the court for the second half, they were ready to get playing. The first five minutes of the second half looked like an instant replay of the first half. The teams traded baskets back and forth. Then it happened: the dam finally broke for Parkside. The trigger was two consecutive long-range baskets by Cindy Ruffert. After that, Parkside could do no wrong. They worked the ball inside at will, and shot from outside well, although they didn't have to. Goggin was even able to clear her bench. Contributing to the lackluster Purdue performance were a few questionable calls by the referees. This got the Purdue coach a bit hot under the collar, which resulted in a stern warning from those same referees. The leading scorers for Parkside were Robin Henschel and Jean Jacobs, who each had 20 points. Hens-' chel had 16 of her points in the first half. Both women were forces inside. Almost all their points came from five-to eight-foot range. Deb Hansen was next with 13 points. Ruffert added 10 points and was responsible for 24 more on 12 assists. Leading rebounders were Hansen and Midge Schinderle, each with nine rebounds. UW-PARKSIDE RANGERS HOST Loras Thursday, Feb. 16 Northern Michigan Monday, Feb. 20 Illinois Tech Thursday, Feb. 23 Student tickets $1 in advance at P.E. Center $2.50 at the door Plus post-game entertainment in Union Square. It's tree with your validated basketball ticket! Feb. 16 Brown & Brown, vocal duet; Feb. 20, Janes Hersch', guitar, plus Coca-Cola Night free cokes; Feb. 23, J.P. & the Cats, 50s/60s show band, plus Union Night, free popcorn, Vi price soda. morrow night controlling the ball on them," Johnson said. Lewis plays a very tight 2-3 zone defense. "They really bothered us down at their place," said Johnson. Loras is another tough team. Loras went to nationals last year in the NAlA tournament. They also have the same squad they had last year. "We know we've got two really tough ball games again this week. I'd like to win at least one of these games. If we win them both, I'll be elated." Johnson added, "If we could beat both those teams this week that would mark to where we've come. Even to win one shows a real improvement in our squad and that's what we're looking for." The game against Loras is scheduled for 7:30 Thursday night in the Parkside Fieldhouse. Famous 54, Eric Womeldorf shoots and scores Phy. Ed. by Bob Kiesling The administration has put a hold on the Faculty Senate's plan to limit the number of Phy Ed skills classes that count toward graduation, citing both high cost and possible changes in the phy ed department. funding changed "It's still on the books, but it's on hold," said acting vice chancellor Ben Greenbaum. Greenbaum said that Chancellor Alan Guskin delayed the plan because the change would primarily involve changing the school's computerized records program, a costly and complex process. Although no figures were available, Greenbaum said the cost "was more than I would have thought." "It's going to cost some money and take some time," said professor James Shea, who was one of the University Committee members who first approved the plan. Continued on page IIKenosha Savings and Loan CHECKING! in your choice of TWO great accounts! KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN AS SOCIATION 5935 7th Ave—Kenosha, Wis. 658-4861 West Side—7535 Pershing Blvd. 694-1380 Northwest Side-4235 52nd St. 658-0120 South Side—8035 22nd Ave. 657-1340 Paddock Lake—24726 75th St., Rt. 50 843-2388 Lake Geneva—410 Broad St. 248-9141 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 18 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. PUAB examines alcohol policies Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday. February 9. 1984 UniversilJ of WisconsiD-Par 'de PUAB by Ken Meyer Edilor T1I!' Parkside Union Advisory IIaIIlI (PUAB) last Friday began lJIe long process of deciding policy ... mmendations concerning ... operations when the increas- .. *Il*iDs age law takes effect - .. creoles problems - on July 1. 'Ille new 19-year-<>lddrinking age d fotce the university to alter its ..., concerning alcohol on camcurrently only a few stu- ... younger than the 18 year IImlt, a sizeable segment of the ... population will be underage .... \he new law takes effect. PIlAJHl committee made up of _Iludenls, one faculty member .. one alumni representatfve-. - as an "advisory body in the trz hUon, implementation and of the Parkside Union's JIIly," l«llI'ding to its by-laws. IIIIIGii DIrector Bill Niebuhr and ""'1 Aetivities Coordinator ..., Couvlon are non-voting corn- -'menlbets. 'I'Ilt <ommlttee forwards .11 of its tdlena to Assistant Chancellor CliIlI Stolfi. before sending them • II CbaneeDor Alan Guskin. If a "'EEiilent cannot be settled be- .... Slnffie and the committee, lIIe IIoue at hand is decided by the dIaaffiIor . In last week's meeting, PUAB -...... discussed a few of the ..., policy areas that must be IIIiewed in lieu of the new drink- ill....The committee formulated ........ phy and rationale state- \'01. 1% examm• os rnents and voted to eliminate the sale of beer pitchers and wine carafes as of March 19, but failed to change the size of the large beer from 20 to 16 ounces (see accompanying story) . PUAB members stressed that people should realize that PUAB's total policy recommendation will take weeks to complete, so individual aspects of the total recommendation may be altered when the overall policy is compiled and reviewed. Alter determining the size of alcohol containers during day to day Union operations, PUAB must de-- cide whether or not some speeial events will become rs-ane-over events. Parkside's current alcohol use policy for dances slates that admission is limited only to those people who are of legal dnnlting age. An informal survey last semester showed that 18 year olds eompnse nearly a third of the evening dan, e audience . Otber topies PUAB wHl diSCUSS include: general special events policies, how to I. D" when to Implement the new policy. hours of oper .. ation and disciplinary procudures when a state law or u01\'frslty policy has been violated PUAB's philosophy and h l statement, passed unanimou".Jy. say' that PUAB beheves that all studenls - regardless of age - should have access to all parts of the Union building and thai steps wHl be taken to prevent 18 year olds from consuming alcoholic be\'. alcohol policies Pitchers, carafes on way out In addition to JlISSU1C pluIosophy and rabonale sl.1l,melll . PV.~B recommended eliminating beer pitcben and ""'" araf I bllod by one vote to red the size 01 the large bee- from 20 to 16 0Wl<tS PUAB doesn'l f.,'Of probi~ 18 )-eM old Sluden from enI places that sen e akobolt e Square aDd Roc Cftlterl. so the COIlUTUUee m now fStlt!>b·.h cies that ..,11 pr ....... lthe DDder dl1nk ers (rom obI.aming 'J"M major COOl"'en1 IS to age legal dnnk .... fr "",ri,~- alcohol With underage dn The best wo) 10 e PVAB mem to tor sue ton h ~ a eraces TIle unanimously a~ pro<ed a r Uonale I.1tement I PU B wan to d tlRUe' 1M "shanng of alcoholic ~ WIth underage uden by redlarilrtl! ..... wbile S!'lJIS a , f redllt"mg at tIK- bar red log the ible r the 1 Olon migIll ... :ount, .A I.1nt ncdloc Carla told PIIAB Fnda) that the ""'>mIItee' polle} rerommeondatloa should be _ on a ture 01 good philosophy and ra ale. She.aid that PUIoB lei a Black History Month views expanding horizo "EJpaDcI Your _ .. is 1M theme 01 1M IlIa<t Hiolory ....... •_e al Partside. wlIere the IlIa<t SludeDts' Ore .. ., IBSO. iD coopenIioD _ Partside II£- tMties Board I PAD I will .- a .nes 01 fn!e puIJbr P........ indudiDC 1edDres. a ppeI .--ert. movies, • poetry reodulI ODd • baa 5 I SIDitbsoaiaa lIIstitate a· bbIibacitt f_O_CllliDC oa KIWa aDdlb 01 "We rSIy waDI to ........ lbis r- thot IlIa<t IIIsIory IIonIII fftI- .,. isII't on!)' for bIact e 1M iI's • Cl\lIlCI<WDitJ lor .. deIIIs to _ IOpdIor .. to 1ft .. IIIIlIerstMdiJI 01 bIodl life. bIodl caItare ..... 0 Iliff ....... IIIIptdI of 1M bIact I _e," ....... EsntIe ....... ISO odriIer. ne esli bol, tilled •• Blar .... AdaiHu t. tIIr Odds." be 011 dIopIoJ at 7 P • 011 nusday. Feb ... Room 1 wlIere at dle lillie .iU.e..s.:..'.:.:.-:~'.~.v..... _ in dleorts. no 10.-. ..-ed 01 __ pn:tfiIioc dle oIlIIadl _ ac:Iioeted __ C'8I .. 6ItdI at , a PEi F 7, t mil ficbts io'l no.......,.wOI ...... __ , d .., dle tn. .. 5 Irho zM' ..... ~ ... _in A_of _ ... III dle i&ta of bIact people indle U. L .. lie ...... Thursday, February 9, 1984 PUAB by Ken Meyer Editor The Parkside Union Advisory lbnl (PUAB) last Friday began lie loag process of deciding policy Meommendations concerning operations when the increa - Id ~g age law takes effect - • creates problems - on July 1. TIie new 19-year-<>ld drinking age will fotce the university to alter its llOley concerning alcohol on cam- :Wlaeas currently only a rew stuare younger than the 18 year tM lmlt, a sizeable segment of the ltlllent population will be underage WIim the new law takes effect. PUAB-a committee made up or udents, one faculty member one alumni representative•• IBWS as an "advisory body in the a..Jation, implementation and of the Parkside Union's ," 1<.'rording to it: by-law . Director Bill iebuhr and lde■ t Activities oordinator llldily Couvlon are non-voting l'Ont• members . '111t committee forwards all of its ~ to Assistant Chancellor Cata Stoffle before sending them • to OlanceOor Alan Guskin . If a .... eern"nt cannot be settll'd be· tween Stoffle and the committee. Ille at hand is decided by the di8aceUor. In last week's meeting, P AB -.ibers disrussed a few of the -.Y policy areas that mu.·t be l'ftlewed in lieu of the new drink· ils llf. The committee formulated .. Hosophy and rationale state• • examines alcoho Pi,tchers, carafe • views expa onwa OU Eft z n...j. F__ , I.... 4 rite a tter to the Editor o ective bargaining bill is dangerous from critical decisions aIIediIt .. university and rep1a<e lMm .. the collective bargaiaIag ..- and union negotiaton. The campaign is beiDc dindel ~n~ni~~~~~~i .. 1': faculty and academic IIIIf cI lilt UW System for one _.- they need the millions 01 daIIn" union dues that IIIIivenltJ ... and stall could poloIdIIIIJ .., II the linancially troubled ..... legislation. We do not need such costly and divisive battles on the campuses of the UW System. Labor lobbyists are arguing that the bill merely gives faculty the right to choose. What about our right to be left alone? Why plunge our universities into a collective bargaining controversy if it will only cost more, money and not improve education or facully salaries? Collective bargaining and the adversartal system it forces on the emrPyer/ernployee relationship is lota 1y out of place in a university. Evidence nationally has shown that collective bargaining destroys the delicate balance of power that works so well in universities like the one we have in Wisconsin. WHY IS THIS A OANGEROUS BILL? The Administration of Gov. Earl has consistently argued that university faculty and academic staff should be treated the same as the other state's union employees. The very heart of the quality and tradition of the UW system is our tradition of faculty governance. This governance system also brings students and citizens, through the Board of Regents, into the most ~ic decisionsregarding the operalion of the university. The bill would remove the UW Board of Regents, our tradition of faculty governance and the students aUd • some of crisIS. anger and lrustnton IlDOIlC lacultj' and stall, mWoc tbem npe for picking by the \IllIOCl. The sltua!Jon IS desperate Lfc:i..slalors must vote their tooSCimce not their fear. GOY EARL LARY FREE· ZE THE 1. 'GLE MOST POWERF1iL FORCE BEHf:'/O THE l;. '10." CA IPAIG. TO ORGA; lZE THE fACULTY ANO STAFF Of THE UW YSTEM. All the wuons supported Gov. Eari In the last eIedion and his big- ._ ••_ •••,palCll pronuse to lbem was to mto law a bill opemng up the UW Sj"Slem to collective barp1llU1C for faculty and domestic stafI - a potential windfall of miI- 0/ dollars and addItional dues I the fUlallciaUy troubled AF'l.- ClO v,"JIY WOULD THE fACULTY THROW AWAY A 1.O.·G TRADf- TIO. Of fACULTY GOVER- 'A;'CE OF THE • OlVERSlTY. TE. 'URE A.·O ACAOE:.flC FREEDO.I GUARA:>iTEES I, FAVOR OF C01.LEC'Tf\'E BARGAl:\ T.>;AG AT A T~IE \lJIEN LABOR Ii.-fO.·S ARE FAODIG ,·U. HERS A;'O POWER' U the bill passes. each campus in the S) tem will be the target of UDJOD organiJing activities, with all t_heliOCOnIllsIict and adversanal con- that bave swept across WU\ier'Slties in other tates that made the mistake 01 passll1g similar Prof. Theodore IlralmN College of En~ 1Id.lpfW Science University of w~ Prof. RlIIIorI A. Olw CoIIegeol~ University of WiscoaIII>PIIIlt Prof. ArtIlar J. 0* College 01 ___ University of W~ Prof. C. AIIoa WaI!IIJ ~ UW-Extenoioa N.- Write a Letter WRITERs JaAICe Chase. Carl Chemouski KMI Dixon, Michael Firchow' Waller Hermann. Bob Kiesling: Dawn ~roncte. Kendyl.Marie UnD. Rid: Luehr. Robb Luehr ~~. Bill Stougaard' . ~ .~... Sarah Uh1ig K .' Zirlltlbach, Pat Zirllelbach: eVIn PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb Elcbhom Todd Berbst K.areo Trendel. I • Edi.... . U.... F~~ Sports Editw _Editw .._-c..r Edlte< ..-........ 1lI-ou_ .............. Ranger is written and ediled by slude"'s of UW-l'Drl. aItIl ...., are solely responsible 'or ;'s editorial policy and contenf. ""' ... ..,.,., Thursday during Ihe academic year eJ(cep' du,ing bteGh olttl ~ Ranger is prinled by the Racine Journat Timu All correspondence should be acJd,euM 10: Porlcside 'CJfIPf· ~ sity 0' Wiscon5in-Parhide. Box No. 2000. Kenosfto. Wis. 53141 • LeHen to the editor wi/l be accepted if "".wrirt.n,. ~~- standard :size poper. leiters should be MU than 350 WMd. ond""- fignN with a telephone number included 'or ve,ilicofion ,.,,,.- Nall1es will be wilhheld 'or valid reasons, OeodJine '0' /eller. is Tue5cJay JO a.m. tor ~ ,.."..., Ranger reserves Ihe ,ighl 10 refuse leffers can'a;","" tal. aNI ...... to'y conlent. he Editor nded • a ga IS dangerous ·on. e do not need u h co Uy and dh · ·\'e baltl on the campuses of th y·tem. Labor lobbyis are wng that the bill merely gives f lty th nghl lo choo e. What bout our right lo be lelt alone? y plunge our univer itic into a con U e bargaining contro\·er y ir it 111 only co t more money and not ·mprove education or faculty • ? n . Co ti\'e bargaining and the ad• · l }'Stem it forces on the yer/employee relation ·hip is to y out of pla e in a university. Evidence nationally has hown that roll ti\· bargaining d troys the d licate balance of power that or so well in universities like the one we have in Wisconsin. WHY IS THIS A DANGEROUS BILL? The Administration of Gov. Earl has co · tently argued that univer- 1ty faculty and a ademic staff uld be treated the same as the other te's union employee . The ry heart of the quality and tradiof the UW system i our tradition of faculty go\·ernance. Thi \·emanc tem also brings stud nts nd citizen , through the Board or Reg nts, into the most ic decisions regarding the opera• ti n of the university. The bill would remo\'e the UW Board of Regents, our tradition of f culty governance and the students from critical decisions aff university and replace them the collective bargaining and union negotiaton. The campaign is being by union leaders who dessffltl!hwant collective bargaining f faculty and academic of UW System for one reason they need the millions of union dues that university and staff could potentially par the financially troubled IIIIIOII Prof. Theodore Bratanow College of Engineering and Science University of Wisconsin- Prof. Robert A en., College ol lllflCUniversity of Wisconsin-Plat Prof. Artbur J College ol University of Wisconsin-Pia Write a Letter Raoger ts wnllM and ed(ted by Jludenls ol UW-Porhlde and ore •olely responubl• lor ,,, editorial policy and co,,l•nt. Pul,l,J,ec/ Tlionday du,;ng the academ,c year ucept during breah and Ranger is printed by the Rac,ne Journal r,,., • ._ All corrupondence ,hould be addressed to, PorkJid• Ro•'• s,ly ol W,iconsin-Pa,hide, Box No. 2000, Kenosllo, W,i. 53141 leHers lo Iii. ed,tor will&. occepled ii typewr,Hen, doubJe.spa..d Slar,da,d s,z« paper. leller, should be leu than 350 words and ugnffl w,th a I lephone number included For ,,.,,/;co,- P" pew No,,,.1 wil b. w,t'1lt•ld lor val,d reoions. o.odl,ne lo, letters 11 TueJday 10 o.m. lar p,,b/ocot,on Range, re,er.e• lhe right to re/u,. leHers c<>nlo,ning /olse ond "'° lory confent. RANGER Social Science Roundtable Talented Blacks by Karl Dixon The social environment best suit. ed to the development of talented and gifted black students is one lbat contains the support and encouragement of teachers, employen, family and peers, said Dr. Barbara Shade, during the Social Science Rountable, "The Black Gifted and Talented: Keys to Success," Monday in Union 106. The presentation, which was scheduled in association with Black History Month, focused on the ways in which talent and creativity in blacks can be recognized more easily and utilized by society more effi- ~ntly. According to Shade, high IQ's in black students are not found very often for several reasons. "The children very often do not receive vocational guidance, they are not in environments that stimulate them, they are less likely to be rewarded for intelligence, and they often become preoccupied with the issue of race and are distracted from intellect," Shade said. In her own research, Shade said lbat she discovered that black children who are intellectually superior are often ridiculed by their peers and ignored by their teachers. "BIact intellectuals tend to be nonconformists and because of a good deal of them are male, this is threatenIng to the white female school leacher," she said. Shade cited three examples of gifted black students that she had personally been involved with. One, a 14 year old boy, had graduated with honors from high school and was attending UW-Milwaukee in the engineering discipline. A second, a sixth grader, was thought to be a discipline problem in the classroom until he was tested and it was discovered that he was a genius in science. The third, a 15 year old' girl, graduated from high school with an IQ of 170. According to Shade, a trauma exists for blacks when they enter the public school system. "Between the ages of 19-25, there seems to be a blossoming that occurs after these children are out of the public schools," Shade said. "They may not be finishing high school right away and they may be attending college when they are older, but they are doing il." In her meetings with sludents listed in Who's Who Among Black High School Students, Shade said that she has discovered that many of the intellectually superior and outstanding students feel alienated because they do not lit in the white world and they are not accepted hy lhe black world. "The successful gifted or talented black child will learn to function in the black world as well as other social systems," she continued. "He/she will learn that behavior that is acceptable in one situaUon is unacceptable in another." According to Shade, the standard IQ test is a questionable method of Krupka named directQt" Richard W. Krupka, who for the past five years has served as director of marketing at Racine's Gould Inc. Gettys Div., 2701 N Green Bay Rd.• has been named the new director of Parkside's Office of Business Outreach and Small Business Ilevelpment Center. Krupka, 56. replaces Glenn Booon as director of the two offices, which are part of the university's division of business and ad~, ministrative science. Bazan has taken a position as director of public relations and marketing at Bethel College and Seminary in SI. PaUl, Minn. William Hughes, who was appointed SBne coordinator last year, will report to Krupka. Krupka has an extensive background in marketing. management, sales, product and market research and advertising in Racine and on the east coast. He is a native of New York City and holds a bachelor's degree in mechanical engineering from the Pratt Institute and an MBA from Boston University. Krupka has taught marketing management and marketing research at Gateway Technical institute and is a member of the Sales and Marketing ExecUtives and the Aznerican Society Qf Mechamcal En-gineers. .. •.. .• ,. .-..- Richard Krupka The Office of Business Outreach and the SBne provide numerous services to area business people 10- eluding one-to-one business coun~ seling, information, on taxes and government regula.tions, mana~ement advice and gwd.ance on maintaining product quality. Last year the SBne at Parkside counseled 32 small businesses and conducted 61 in-plant progra~ for more than 3,000 employees 10 Kenosha and Racine. For more information on sen'- ices. programs and workshops offered. call 553-2047 • -0 ••. • • I•n • SOCIety measuring intelligence, and she feels that there are other tests that . are more accurate. "Blacks who live in inner cities must be creative to survive," she said. "We need people who can take infonnation apart and put it back together. This is present in the black community. "We must change the stereotypes that exist, and not see the black talented and gifted as threatening.' Shade concluded. "Society has to determine how it can use black talent and creativity to Its fullest advantage, .. 3 T11l1rsclal. f'tbntar) t. 1!114 Dr. Barban Sbade of Ibt Ed.calloa Black Gifted ""d TaJe.ltd: Ke to. eeee Roundtable. Raetr .... 10by Jtara Trudel D.partmtDl spokt oa '1'1tt " foe MoDd.a) • Black History Month history of black Americans," said Nurse. A combined talent and fashion show featuring the Bojangles fasbion group of Racine and Parkside students and community residents singing, dancing and acting will be held at 7 p.m. on Wednesday, Feb. 29 in the Union Cinema Theater, Black poetry will be read at 1 p.m. on Friday, Feb. 10. in lht Wyllie Library-Learning Center Overlook Lounge and Sunday. Feb_ 12 from 2 to 5 p.m_ will be "Big Brother and Big SISter Day." Children from Big Brothers of Greater Racine, !Dc. will be guests of Park. side sludenls, who will givt Ihtm tours oIlht campus and participalt with them in recreational acth.ities. On Wednesday, Feb. 22, jazz guitarist Stanley Jordan will perform from noon to 2 p.m. and from 8 to Tax program A program to help owners and managers of small businesses identify recent changes in bUSIness tax laws and lht flexibility the new laws present will be offered from 7 to 8:30 p.m. on Monday, Feb. 20 In Molinaro 107. The program costs $5 and will be led by Sharon J_ Hanulton CPA, who has exlens"'e accounting experience with emphasis on tax mat· ters and is pre8ldent of a RacIne accounting firm The program is sponsored by Parkside's Sma1J BUSIness ne.'eJopment Center and the lIM' .... ty·s business and adrnini.! lrative 5Cience division, the Cooperati,e Extension Service and the Kenosha~Racine Extension office. To register call 553-2620. Interviewing Learn about Inten;e"ing Techniques by attending the upcoming workshops in WLLC-D174 on Friday, Feb. to at I p m. or Wednesday, Feb. t5 at 5:30 pm. GOT A problem? Write the doctor' Reasonable solutions to unrea 03· ble situations Free therapy'l A. k Dr Bill • .-. continued 10 pm In the Umce Bozaar. Both performances are fret and optn to lht public. A special feature of Black Hist0- ry Month will be lht preoenUlJon of what cntics anantmously acc1.. med tht best play of 1982 Broadway season lD Yorlt. "Master Harold and lht Boy .. 011 lht Parkside Accent on Ennclunent Senes. The play by Athol FIlprd powerfully depI lht poltnUOI destruction of fnencWup among two black men and • wlutt man and stars Zakes fotae. wbo won Broadway's Tony Award for best actor lU lht play. 'Ilcl<els lJU I are aniIahIe at lht UIllOll 1DI01... _ CeDltr for lht • p m productlon Sunday, Feb 19 Lectures dunng Black H tory Month are: • "Tbe Afncan COnnethon." WIth OIakunlt T ..... cut<>t udeot from iCftia and Palblolt anthropolo y prof ser L man Trair«, at I pm. 011 MoD4ay FriJ llIlU 1'1lIOIIRoom 104 •• 8Ia<l WOIDttl Writers," III Thelma Yarboroucb, Park Id. .-Itnc sptriaIlst III pm .. d r. Ftb 27 In lh. O\trt k Lou.,t or lht Wylilt Library Learnoac COIIttr • "Akobol and B Amttl " th Parbde pre>- ftslor Morvtn Da • I I pm on W~ , FriJ a In 1'1lIOII RoomI04 ArHW _I IectInI • orieDltd topIco for ....... dents aIoo art t<iltduItd For mort InIormatloot. call PatIo. side rtf tibrarian and BSO advbor Willit 2316 • 1 Sufac seat P.S.G.A. Elections DATE - MARCH 7-8th POSITIONS AVAIlABLE • President • Vice-President • 9 senatorial seats • PUAB lParkside Union sory Ilo.lrol Nomination forms can be pIcked up at the PSGA Office. WlLC 0- , 37 Forms must be returned to PSGA Office no later than - 12 NOON. FRIDAY. FEB. 24th e • • -'/-' ..- RANGER Social Science Roundtable Talented Blacks in society by Kari Dixon The social environment best suited to the development of talented and gifted black students is one that contains the support and encouragement of teachers, employers, family and peers, said Dr. Barbara Shade, during the Social Science Rountable, "The Black Gifted and Talented: Keys to Success," onday in Union 106. The presentation, which was scheduled in association with Black History Month, focused on the ways tn which talent and creativity in blacks can be recognized more eastly and utilized by society more efficiently. According to Shade, high IQ's in black students are not found very often for several reasons. "The children very often do not receive vocational guidance, they are not in environments that stimulate them, they are less likely to be rewarded for intelligence, and they often become preoccupied with the issue of race and are distracted from intellect," Shade said. In her own research, Shade said that she discovered that black children who are intellectually superior are often ridiculed by their peers and ignored by their teachers. "Bla<-k intellectuals tend to be nonconformists and because of a good deal of them are male, lhi is threatening to the white female sdlool teacher," she said. Shade cited three examples of gifted black students that she had personally been involved with. One, a 14 year old boy, had graduated with honors from high school artd was attending UW-Milwaukee in the engineering discipline. A econd , a sixth grader, was thought to be a discipline problem in the cla · - room until he was tested and it was discovered that he was a genius m science. The third. a 15 year old girl, graduated from high chool with an IQ of 170. According to Shade, a trauma exists for blacks when they enter th public school system. "Between the ages of 19-25, there eem · to be a blo oming that occurs after these children are out of the public schools," Shade said. ''They may not be fmi hing high boo! right away and they may be attending college when they are older, but they are doing it." In her meeting with tuden Ji ted in Who's Who Among Black High School Students, Shade said that she has discovered that many of the intellectually uperior and outstanding students feel alienat_ed because they do not fit an the v,hite world and they ar not a pted by the black world . "The succe ful girted or t 1- ented black child will learn to function in the black world well other ocial sy t ms,'' h continued. "He/she will learn that heh vior Iha i · ble in on 1tuation is unacceptable in anoth r .'' According to Shade, the tandard IQ test is a qu 'tion bl method of Krupka named directo.- Richard W Krupka, who for the past five years has served as director of marketing at Racine's Gould lne. Gettys Div., 2701 N Green Bay Rd .• has been named the new director of Parkside's Office of Busin Outreach and Small Busin Develpment Center. Krupka, 56, replaces Glen~ Bozon as director of the two offices, which are part of the univerity's division of business and administrative science. Bozon ha taken a position as director of public relations and marketing at Bethel College and Seminary in St. Paul, Minn. William Hughes, who was appointed SBDC coordinator last year, will report lo Krupka. Krupka has an extensive back• ground in marketing, management, sales, product and market research and advertising in Racine and on the east coast. He is a native of ew York City and bolds a bach: lor' degree in mechanical ~g•neermg from the Pratt Inst~tute and an MBA from Bo ton Unwerity. Krupka ha taught marketing management and marketing r~- rch at Gateway Technical In titut nd is a member of the Sale and 1 tarketlng Exec,tiv and :the Am ncan oci ty of . lechanical En lne • I fered • • • . .. . Richard Krupka Outrea • • lo survi\·e," people who apart and put it is present in th Black History Month Tax program Interviewing P .S.G.A. Elections DA E - MARCH 7 8th POSIT O S AVAILABLE • President • V ce-Pres dent • • 1 Sufac Seat • PUAS ,~ Form mus --- ------------------ 11I..... y. Fellnwy t.... RANGER 2 Now __ .. _ ...... u"""" "No smoking area possible by Jeauie TuDkiei<z News Editor For some studenls smoking not oaIy stiDks, it gags. Alice Johnson came to Parkside in January as a re-entry studenl. Unfortunately, ber first weeks of scbooI were filled witb sickness, depression-and smoke. Alice is allergic to smoke. Her al- Iergy is so severe, in fact, lbat sbe must carry an ionizer wilb her in order to prevent berself from brealbing in smoke. Breathing smoke causes Alice to become sick to her stomacb and even depressed. Alice bas found !.bat it is nol very easy to find a place on campus where lbere were not people smokjog. "I """t around practically crying because 01 all tbe smoke ... 1 couldn't even think ..so I went to LaITy Tumer and asked bim to help, said Alice. Turner, Community Student Services Counselor, belped Alice find some rooms on campus where t.bere didn't seem to be any smokers. One suggestion was that Alice spend her lime in lbe library, but she is chemically sensitive and any long amount of lime spent in lbe li· brary is also hazardous to her heallb. Tumer Ielt !.bat more should be done for Alice lban just "hiding her New micro computers in library fufte analysis last summer. The IIIJKh came from lbe CbancelIor's Office. Reasons cited were a "need for more terminals for studenls laking basics on computers," stated Linda Piele, bead of Public Service Division. The computers were placed in lbe library to provide security and assistance. The hope of Judilb Pryor, librarian, is "to provide security and assistance by a very enthusiastic Iaculty, staff and librarians." The intent 01 the task force is to integrate New Microcomputer facilities were placed in the Library/Learn- Ing Center recently (fifteen reM personal compute", one reM XT personal computer and lour compact microcomputers; Iranspcrtab1e, reM Compatibles). They join lbe fourteen Apple II + and lIe computers installed In the library last semester 'The computers were purchased as a result 01 lbe chancellor's task DICKENS DISCOUNT BOOKS 7700 No. 120lh Ave. KENOSHA.WI 53142 11·94·Hy. 50) 857-2337 Every New Book & Paperback DISCOUNTED - Thousands Of Books - Large Selection 01 SCi· FictioR Fantasy ALL OUR BOOKS ARE NEW! Huge Q.....utl •• of BaF9llln Book. At Unbell.ubl. Prices N.w York Times Best Seller - Hardback 30% Off Me-VISA computers into lbe class room instruction rather than to add on an extra class requirement for graduation. There is a teacher/stall emphasis to use the computers and to encourage students to use the computers especially in the areas of word processing, family budget, formulas, data base files and more. A software collection is developing rapidly. Workshops bave been set up for everyone interested, whether currently enrolled in a computer class or not. The two-bour workshops are set up for initial computer u~ with no experience. The one-hour workshops are set up for experienced users or users who have taken the two-hour workshops. The 0.1 student helper or librarian can set up self·help computer tapes !.bat allow those studenls who do not like workshops to work off in a mom," so he contacted Paul Jobnson, PSGA Senator, to see what olber help the campus could offer. Johnson and Tumer fell that establishing a No Smoking area somewhere on campus would be a great help to Alice and other students who do not like smoke. One ideal place to set up a nonsmoking area, according to Johnson Tumer and Alice, would be the WLLC 0.1 vending machine area (across from lbe Collee Shoppe). "We picked this area because It IS so isolated near a door and large windows and far enough away from lbe Coffee Shoppe so that smoke doesn't drift over," said Turner. Johnson aulborized a resolution that would support designating this area as a No Smoking area. The resolution is being discussed by the PSGA Senate, but it has been tabled for the present time. "I felt it would be a good idea for the Senate to get behind it; that way the administration would be persuaded to act on it," said Johnson. He adaed that lbe Senate appeon; to be having mixed emotions about passing such a resolulion. Tumer talked with Bill Niebuhr Union Director, to see if it would he possible to designate the vend. ing machine area as off limits to smokers. Niebuhr said that he would like to meet with Alice in order to determine what exactly would best suit her needs the needs of olber studenls as a No Smoking area. "We did have a No Smoking area in tbe dining room, but it was not successful... it was difficult to monitor. But we are willing to lake another look at setting some.thing up," said Niebuhr. Alice hopes that something CIDl be done about this situation. She plans to meet wilb Niebuhr soon to discuss the situation. "What really concerns and annoys me is tbatl'm paying tuition like anyone else and I can't socialize wilb people because wherever I go there are pe0ple who smoke," she said. Atom bomb effects topic of discussion On Friday. Feb. 17 at 8 p.m. the Milwaukee Section of the American Chemical Society will sponsor a leeture entitled, "The Long-Term Allennalb of the Atom Bomb in Hiroshima and Nagasaki." The lecture will be presented by Dr. Anthony V. Pisciotta 01 lbe Medical College of Wisconsin and held at Marquelle University's Mashuda Hall, 19th SI. and Wisconsin Ave. in through the introduction basics. ~;llbrarian will help out with any pro.llerns or questions. Any student or library card user can gain access to these computers by signing in at lbe microcomputer desk on 0.1 level of the library. Use is up to two hours, or longer if no ODe is waiting for a systt:m. Reservations may be taken up to one week in advance. Student and librarian help is available during regular library hou". For further information on these computers, contact Linda Piele (553-2642) or Judith Pryor (55302168) in the library !eaming .~ center. . •. A BalloODza .• • ··Valentine's Day Speeial" •• .. Unite Two Hearts • .. Sflonda surprl~p gift to that UtSpeelal Somponr,a •• • , Hearts :::':, • • Valentine ~ Singing & •• .. ' Song! - \/'/ r- dancing • P.., Cupid! .• .. 12 infOh balloons in 13 eolors. • ... Sniff a "iI. dUI' aclll 'a •• 2 weekd • .. 15 f'f'd balloons and one hean.shaped mylar Delivered by a Tuxedo • .. Messenger for as Jlltle as '1695 Wme )our own Valentme Message! ... •, Call A Balloonza t 553.5533) .. •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Milwaukee. Dinner will be availa· ble at Mashuda Hall at 7 p.m.; reservations are required only for lbe dinner and can be made by calling Mrs. Nancy Degrade at 963- 4098 by Tuesday, Feb. 14. Dr. Pisciotta will discuss the unmediate effects 01 the atomie bomb, such as bone marrow supression, loss of hair, cataracts and leukemia, as well as the long-term ef· fecls. He will discuss his rerenl studies in Japan on malignancies and chromosomal abnormalities manifested by those exposed to the atomic bombs. Dr. Pisciotta received his M. D. degree from Marquette Universily School 01 Medicine in 1944. H. holds the rank of Professor of Medicine at the Medical College of Wisconsin and has been a visiting professor at numerous universities in lbe U. S., Canada, Chile and Japan. Most recently he spent No years in Japan as vice-chainnan 01 the Radiation Effects Researcb Foundation, Hiroshima and Naga· saki. The Milwaukee Section or the American Chemical Society is • nonprofit organization with over 800 members involved in all areas of chemistry. They are actively involved in ~cation, research and the producti of propucls ranging from plastics 0 foods. The Mil· waukee Section invites all interested people to attend this imporlaDl lecture . Happy VaI""tiDe's Day - ............... . . New micro ~ DICKE S DISCOUNT BOOS Every New Book & Paperback DISCOUNTED - Thousands Of Books- Large lion of Sci· Fictio Fanta y ALL OUR ,BOOKS ARE NEW! H11ge Quantities of rgaln Book5 At Unbelievable PrlCM New York Tim s t Sell r - H rdback 300/o Off MC-VISA ''No smoking area possible - by Jeuie Tunldeicz ews Editor For some students smoking not only stinks, it gags. Alice Johnson came to Parkside in January as a re-entry tudent. Unfortunately, her first weeks of school were filled \\-ith sicknes , depression-and smoke. Alice is all rgic to moke. Her al· lergy is so severe, in fact, that she m t carry an ionizer with her in order to prevent her elf from breathing in moke. Breathing e causes Alice to become ick to her tomach and f!\I n depressed. Alice has found that it · not very to find a place on campus where there were not people mok· ing. "I nt around prach ally crying because of all the smoke ... I couldn't even think .. I went to Larry Turner and a ed him to help, said Ali . Turner, Community Student ric Counselor, helped Alice find some rooms on camp where off in a room," so he contacted Paul Johnson, PSGA Senator, to see what other help the campus could offer. Johnson and Turner felt that establishing a No Smoking area somewhere on campus would be a great help to Alice and other students who do not like smoke. One ideal place to set up a non• smoking area, according to Johnson, Turner and Alice, would be the WLLC 1).1 vending machine area (across from the Coffee Shoppe). "We picked this area because it is · so isolated near a door and large windows and far enough away from the Coffee Shoppe so that smoke doesn't drift over," said Turner. Johnson authorized a resolution that would upport designating this area as a o Smoking area. The resolution is being dlSCUS ed by the PSGA Senate, but it has been tabled for the present time. "I felt it would be a good idea for the Senate to get behind it; that way the administration would be persuaded to act on it," said Johnson. He added that the Senate a pears to be having mixed emotio: about passing such a resolution. Turner talked with Bill Niebuhr Union Director, to see if it would be possible to designate the ve.n(l. ing machine area as off limits to smokers. Niebuhr said that he would like to meet with Alice in order to determine what exactly would best suit her needs the needs of other students as a No Smoking area. . "We ~~ have a No Smoking area m the d1rung room, but it was not successful .. . it was difficult to monitor. But we are willing to take another look at setting something up," said Niebuhr. Alice hopes that something can be done about this situation. She plans to meet with Niebuhr soon to discuss the situation. "What realty concerns and annoys me is that I'm paying tuition like anyone else and I can't socialize with people becau e wherever I go there are people who smoke," she said. e didn ·t m to be any smo - ers. One ugg tion that Alice spend time m the library, but e cbemi y sensitJ\·e and an Jong amount or tim spent in the library . also hazardo to h h al• th. Atom bomb effects topic of discussion Turner felt that more , hould be d e for Ali than j t "hidin her Woe~ ho have been l up for e\"eryoPe int led, whether currently enrolled in a computer la or not. The two-hour ·hop are t up for irutial computer users with no experien e. Tb one-hour rkshops are et up for experi• enced users or u er· ho have en the two-hour workshop · . Th D-1 tudent helper or librarl can et up If-help computer tapes that allo tho e stud n who o not Ii e wor hop to ork On Friday, Feb. 17 at 8 p.m . the Milwaukee SecUon of the American Chemical Soci ty will sponsor a lecture entiUed, "The Long-Term Aftmnath of the Atom Bomb in Hiroshima and agasaki." The I - ture will be pr ted by Dr. Anthony V. io o( th edi I Coll e of Wis.co in and held at Marquette University'· fa huda Hall, 19th St. and I n in Ave . in through the introduction ba i . Thf brarian will help out \\-ith any p terns or qu tions . Any tudent or library card u er can ~ai~ ~ess to these computer by 1grung m at the microcomputer ~esk on 0-1 level of the library. U lS up to two hours, or longer if no one is aiting for a system . Reservatio~ may be taken up to one in advance. Student and librarian help is available during regular library hours . . For further information on th ·e computer , contact Linda Piele (553-2642) or Judith Pryor (55302168) in the library learning center. .. •.•··················· .... • • • • a • •: A. Balloonza ·• •• 0 \'ale !ine.' Day Speeial''t •• • U,ute Two Heart • .. • St>nd • urprl. P ,tiff to that "Sp.-rlal ·ome•on •• • w, I • • Hearts ~ Valentine ong! 12 lnc-b b II n, In I S d a 9iff fbf u-111 la Singing & dancing Cupid! • • Milwaukee. Dinner will be available al Mashuda Hall at 7 p.m.; reservations are required only for ~e dinner and can be made by c.Umg Mrs. Nancy Degracie at 963- 4098 by Tuesday, Feb. 14. Dr. Pisciotta will discu. the immediate effects of the atomic bomb, uch as bone marrow supr . ion, I of hair, cataracts and leu• kemia, as well as the long-term ef. feels . He will discu his recent tudJes in Japan on malignan<'ies and chromosomal abnormalities manifested by tho expo ed to the atomic bomb . Dr. p · iotta received hi 1. degree from Marqu tte niv r ity School of Medicme in 1944. He holds the rank of Prof or of Medici_ ne a~ the Medical College of WlSConsm and ha been a visiting professor at numerous universities in the U. S., Canada, Chile and Japan .. Most recently he spent two years m Japan as vice-chainnan of the Radiation Effects Re earch Foundation, Hiroshima and , agasaki. The Milwaukee Section of the American Chemical Society is a nonprofit organization with over 800 members involved in all areas of chemistry. They are actively in· volved in ~cation, re earch and the producti of propucts rangmg from plastics o foods. The fit. waukee Section invites all interes· ted people to attend thi important lecture. Happy Valentine's Day Let Us Entertain You 1--- r-- W~i:;.:.:n:.C:.taternrival '84 ~ " , I J ; 1 i DA!LLO Nc .o:.I D, \)c GC .:o.I D "Get the ball rolling" Dance Featuring "BAUOONS" Monday 8:30 p.m. Feb. 13 1:00 UWP Students 2:00 Guests Post Basketball Game E.ilertalnment FeaIurIng "BROWN • BROWN" TInn. 9:00 p.m. Feb. 16 t..- __ ~_I ... _l __ •• ..w.e.. .... ,..elratk",n "",itA. • PlAY THE HORSES wHh A NIGHT AT THE RACIS Featured bet\ueen band breaks AT THE COSTUME BAll ffl. 8:30 Feb. 17 Post Basketball Game E.ilel1c:llnrnent Fealurtng "JOEL MADISON" Tues. 9:00 p.m. Feb. 14 Ffee odffilSSk>n Wllh baskelbaH lockel COSTUME BALL FeaUtng "REID ..... fit. 1:30 pm. Feb. t7 2:50 UWP SIudenlI ~ GeI.-ol Let Us Entertain You t---~~---W....;;i;.;.:n:.:.;:ter Carnival '84 C 0 .. .0 ,, C G C :I 0 .. .0 0 "Get the ball rolling" Dance Featuring ' BALLOO " Monday 8:30 p.m. f b. 13 1 :00 UWP Students 2:00 Guests Post Basketball Game EntertalnmentBROWN'' Featuring "BROWN & Thurs. 9:00 p.m. Feb. 16 PLAY THE HORSES wHh A NIGHT AT THE RACES Featured between band bfeoks AT THE COSTUME BAll Fri. 8:30 Feb. 17 RANGER • 1bunday. February '. It84 Eo MidlaeI nroa. doe lIIlnI olthe rice +,_ caadldata, visited ParbIde ~ lie II_1Iy PnIIessor of EII&IIIII ud AIoiIIllII' ol VW-Grfta 8IIy. ne _ cudldate me.- Sdw1IrU, wID vIIIt PIIbIde "' ....... y. Feb. 15 at 1:01 ...... V_ 1M.SdI_11 a ...... _ ol __ AdmlJIisln. _ ud Deaa oldoe SdIoolol __ ud Pablle Admbllstra_ at Vahenity ol ..-rt. Kaaa Oty. Campus blood drive 011Tbunday, Feb 16 the Blood CeDI« will be OIl campus to condllCt III llIUIuaI WlDler Carnival Blood Drtwe. The boan are Inn • a m. to S:. p m. in Vnloa 104 and 101. Appointments are not necessary, just walk m. Anyone giving blood may credit it to the studen! organization 01 their cboi<e. Be sure to tell the receptioaiat at lbe srgn-up table wbidl orgaaizalioD you are cIonat· ing to. This event is sponsored by the Student Health Center and Win· 'ler Carnival Committee. \,JIY University of Wisconsin-Parkside lnscltiflufest ~ An evening of Fine Food and Gemuemchkeit Sat. Feb. 25 & Mar. 3 The Parkside Union • RHINE WINE PUNCH RECEPTION • FIVE COURSE GOURMET GERMAN DINNER • LIVE ZITHER DINNER MUSIC • BAVARIAN DANCE TROUPE ~_./J~~- •AUTHENTIC GERMAN BAND $16.50 PER PERSON BY RESERVATION ONLY CONTACT UNION INFORMATION CENTER 553-2345 fi ....:~ Public Forum series School effectiveness School District. Brookover I author of the books, "Creating Eflective SchOOls" and "School Social Systems and Student Achievement," is a leading spokesman for the "effective schools movement" in the U. S. The movement, which is the subject of increasing attention by schools nationwide, holds that schools, and not socioeconomic environments, are the chief forces behind success and failure among students in the classroom. Brookover has studied schools that ellectively serve students from all socioeconomic backgrounds and discovered that the schools share common characteristics. Those include an emphasis on basic academic skills such as reading, writing and mathematics and high expectations by teachers that students Wellnes~''''o;;~'wheels "Can the Schools Work lor Everybody?" will be a question explored at the Public Forum series at Parkside, featuring Wilbur Brookover, a nationally known education scholar who believes that poor and disadvantaged students can consistently achieve academic success, and state official Howard Fuller, a rigorous advocate of education lor the poor. The !ree Public Forum wili be at 7:30 p.m. on Thursday, Feb. 16 in the Union Cinema Theater. Responding to statements by Brookover, a Michigan State University professor emeritus, and Fuller. State Employment Relations secretary, wili be Audrey Hains, assistant principal at Kenosha's Tremper High School, and Jack Parker, director 01 research and development for the Racine Unified A Family We11ness Program is being establisbed at Parltside with the aid 01 a $20,000 grant Irom the Metropolitan Lile Foundation aimed at heightening health awareness, primarily among adult students age 25 and older. Nearly 40 percent 01 Parkside students lit in that age group. Parkside was one of six universities nationwide to receive a Metropolitan grant. Two other UW Sy.. tem campuses were grant recipients. UW·Whitewater received $20,- 000 lor a health education program aimed at freshmen and UW-8tevens Point got $9,500 for a computeraided we11ness program. Parkside's Family We11ness Program will consist of a mobile health inlonnation unit that will dispense heallb inlonnation at points around t.v.III II .,. '1l ' , I•,"Inter-Varsity Christian Fellow· .. I~ ship is sponsoring a Bible study lor non-traditional adull students, la" ~ _ '. • ulty, staff and classified employees t;;; i Friday Irom noon to 1 p.m. in • Greenquist 0103 . .. I• The study is on prayer. Those in- terested in learning more about ~ ~tn you do it, db it with Style. Heileman's Old Style" Christian communication with God , _ e rewedMhflY. KJ<!.eusened, for a taste that'll blow YOu,~ are invited to bring a brown baC i ii.iii:ii away. a e It worthwhI1e-mqke it Old Style. lunch and join the group. Forques- 1••• iI.... i..III.i1i;;;L.iiiliiiiiii.;O;N;;T~.-\;p="~T~u:N:I~O~Ng:SQ~U~~".~~R.~~.E...~.~.'•!l..tsio9rl1Slo.cro.InVtaCcF(. ll595r.3b·i2l(1ll22L.l\nQP,-"'" -- the campus; a resource infonnation system that will cross-catalogue most 01 the media, books and other health-related information sources available on campus as well as community agencies available in Kenosha and Racine; a series of workshops on health-related topics; and personal counseling and support groups. The program seeks to raise health awareness among students, many 01 whom have family and job obligations in addition to academic responsibilities, all of which make a thorough knowledge 01 health, nutrition, exercise and stress-management strategies important. . The mobHe informational unit, call ... "wellness on wheels," will ronsist of flexible interconnected panels featuring a wide array of At Parkside, Brookover will discuss practices in schools and class. rooms that contribute to academic success. • Fuller is former chair of the Coalition to Save MilwaUkee's North Division High School and for. mer associate director of Marquette University's program for education. al opportunity. He has been an outspoken advocate 01 equitable implementation of the Milwaukee public school's desegregation program. At Parkside, he will discuss district and state policies that can promote equity in education. Moderating the lorum will be Joseph Larkin, educational outreach coordinator at Parkside. The forum is sponsored by Park· side's education division and the University Extension's Department of Governmental Alfairs. health information on topics sucb as hypertension-screening and nutrition. The unit, not powered by motor, will present both ongoing and changing displays and will be moved to different areas of the campus to insure high Visibility. For more infonnation on these services, call the campus Child Care Center at 553-2227 or the student Health Care Center at 553- 2366. Club Events PPS PPS (Parkside Philosophy Society) will feature Northwestern Uni· versity Professor Arthur Fine in a talk entitled "Realism?" The dis' cussion will take place Thursday, Feb. 9 at 3:30 p.m. in Comm Arts 129. Peer Support On Wednesday. Feb. 5 at 1 p.m in Molinaro 111, Peer Support will conduct a program entitled "How's the Semester Going?" If you are in need of someone to talk to aboul school, please come. Refreshments will be served. Dr. Who Society The Dr. Who Speculative Fiction Society will meet on Saturday. Feb 18 at 6 p.m. in Union 206. Blake's 7 and a Peter Davison episode, most likely "Four to Doomsday," will be shown. IVCF « Campus blood drive .JIY University of Wisconsin-Parkside ~-... ~,,,, .. ~,. 1 1asclti11pf est YJ An Even·ng of Fine Food and Gemuetlichkelt S t. Feb. 25 & "1ar. 3 The Parkside Union • RH I E PU CH RECEPTIO • FIVE COURSE GOU ET GER A DIN ER • LI E 21 HER DI ER USIC • BAVARI O CE ROUPE • AUTHE IC GER BA 0 s16.50 PER PERSON BY RESERVATIO 0, LY RANGER Public Forum series School effectiveness "Can the Schools Work for erybod ?" will be a qu tion exp at the Public Forum eries at Park ide, featuring Wilbur Broo over, a nationall_ known educati n holar who belie\·es that poor nd d!S3d\ nta ed students can co · enlly achie\'e academic ru and state o[ficial Howard Fuller, a rigorou dtocate of edution for the poor. The free Public Forum will be at 7. p m. on Thursday, Feb. 16 in the Union Cinema Theater Responding to tatements by O\ , a fichigan tale Uni- ·ty prof rem ritus, and Ful- , tate Employment Relations Lary, will be udrey Hains. a - 1 t nt princ1p I t Keno ha' Tremper High School, and Jack Par er, director of research and de- I pment for the Ra me Unified School District. Brookover. author of the books, Creating Effective Schools·' and ··School Social Systems and Student Achievement," is a leading spokesman for the "effective schools movement" in the U S. The movement, which is the sub· ject of increasing attention by chools nationwide, holds that chools, and not socioeconomic en\< ironments, are the chief forces behind success and failure among students in the cla room. Brookover has ludied schools that effectively serve students from all socioeconomic background and discovered that the chools share common characteristics. Those include an emphasis on basic academic skills uch as reading, writing and mathematics and high expectations by teachers that students will achieve acad mic proficiency. At Parkside, Brookover Will discuss practices in schools and cla . rooms that contribute to academic success. Fuller is former chair of the Coalition to Save Milwaukee's North Division High School and former associate director of Marquette University's program for educational opportunity. He has been an outspoken advocate of equitable implementation of the Milwaukee public school's desegregation program. At Parkside, he will discuss district and state policies that can promote eqwty in education. Moderating the forum will be Joseph Larkin, educational outreach coordinator at Parkside. The forum is sponsored by Parkide 's education division and the University Extension's Department of Governmental Affairs. Wellness on wheels A Family Welln Program is being tablished at Parkside with the aid of a $20,000 grant from the Metropolitan Life Foundation aimed at heightening health awaren primarily among adult students age 25 and older. early 40 percent or Parkside tudents fit in that age group. Park.side was one of six universiti - n.tionwid to receive a etropolitan grant. Two other UW S - tern campuses were grant recipients. UW-Whitewater received $20,· 000 for a health education program aimed at freshmen and UW.Stevens Point got $9,500 for a computeraided wellness program. Parltside's Family Wellness Program will consist of a mobile health information unit that will dispense health information at points around the campus; a resource infonnation ystem that will cross-catalogue most of the media, books and other health-related information sources available on campus as well as community agencies available in Ken ha and Racine; a series or wor hops on health-rel ted topics: and personal counseling and support groups. The program to rai e health awarene s among students, many of whom have ramily and job obligations in addition to academic responsibilities, all of which make a thorough knowledge of health, nutrition, exercise and stress-management strategies important. · Th mobile informational unit. call "wellness on wheels," will cons· t of flexible interconnected panels featuring a wide array of health infonnation on topics such as hypertension-screening and nutrition. The unit, not powered by motor, will present both ongoing and changing displays and will be moved to different areas of the campus to insure high visibility. For more information on these services, call the campus Child Care Center at 553-2227 or the tu• dent Health Care Center at 553- 2366. Club Events PPS PPS !Parkside Philosophy Socie• ty) will feature Northwestern University Professor Arthur Fin in a talk entitled "Reali m?" The dt. • cu ion will take place Thursday, Feb. 9 at 3:30 p.m. in Comm Art 129. Peer Support On Wednesday, Feb. 5 at 1 p m in Molinaro 111, Peer Support will conduct a program entitled "How' the Semester Going?" If you are in need 0£ someone to talk to about school, please come. Refre. hmen will be served. Dr. Who Society The Dr. 'Who Speculative Fi lion Society will meet on Saturda . Feb 18 at 6 p.m. in Union 206. Blake's 7 and a Peter Davison epi ode, mo likely "Four to Doomsday," will be shown. IVCF Inter-Varsity Christian F llo\li ship is sponsoring a Bible study for non-traditional adult students, fa · ulty, staff and classified employ Friday from noon to 1 p.m. m Greenquist D103. The study is on prayer. Those in· terested in learning more abOUt Christian communication with God are invited to bring a brown baC lunch and join the group. For questio~ co.ntact Bar~ Lan<>P, ,dvJsor for NCF. 553-2122. .. RANGER Winter Carnival .,~~~tu~~,~allr!.leasesimagination News Editor But, alas, ma~y u~ the students five 'besr:'::t~':"th~":i:t:;:: Once upon a lime in a town Mvenothing to wear to the Winter ing Band is going to play and there called Kenosha, there stood a uni- bCearhnivIadl tCPostume Ball, which will will be horse rac-e=s! e a arkside on Friday, Feb. There is no reason for students versity named Parkside. At this 17 at 8:30 p.m, in Main Place. to miss out on the fun of the Costuuniversity all the students were The students cried, "Oh, no! We me Ball because costumes can be scurrying to prepare for the Winter t f d t Carnival, which is the highlight of mus ID COsurnes to wear or we rented, homemade or invented by WIll miss all the fun at the costume anyone. Judith Snider. Assistant Professor of Dramatic Arts and theatrical costume designer at Parbide. said IMt there are many ways to create your own costume; the key is creativity. "Simplicity, M<Cal1s and others have patterns for costumes for any. thing from E. T. to Care Bears IMt I've seen," said Snider. "These pat. terns cost about $2.$4. Of course then you have to buy the fabric. spend time constructing the costume and have the ability to sew. The nice thing is wben you are done. the costume is rOOfS to keep .. Snider suggests that costumes can be found in your parents' or grandparents' closets. such as your mother's prom dress or grandpa's old suit. "The only cost there might be would be dry cleaning the cloth. lngt to she said.. Other costume ideas can be found at thrift shops and second. band stores. Very inez pensive clothes. sboes and hats are in great supply at these types of shops. "You just have to open up your un· agmation. Be a scavenger ...!be best costumes are the ones IMt people have pat a little time and effort into. as well as a Jot 01 iJDacina· lion." added Snider. U you don't have !be time or unagination to create your own costume. there are several p...... to rent Jellyfish colloquium The lowly jellyfish has a nervous Chemistry Club Colloquium on Frisystem consisting of a fairly small day. Feb. 10 at 1:30 p.m. in Molina· number of interconnected nerve ro D137. cells. The size of the network The speaker will be Professor makes it an ideal subject of study Leonard Passano from the Zoology by scientists attempting to under- Department of UW·Madison. Prof. stand how the nervous system con- Passano is a recogniud expert in troIs an organism's behavior. the field of neurobiology and will The jellyfISh nervous system will give a talk entitled "Jelly Behaviorbe the subject of a Life Science- -Behavicr with a Diffuse Brain." Everyone is welcome to attend. Psych students meet Did you take PSYCh260 from Dan Pa~lson last semester or maybe you re a student interested in improving the current state of the Psychology Department in general. Either way. there will be a meeting of concerned students in the PSGA office (WLLC 0137. next to the Coffee Shoppe) on Monday. Feb. 13 at 1:15 p.m. John Hansen, With you 1have laughter. With you I've seen sunshine. With you I've found love. I love you, valentine. Jen , Jill Nielsen, May our love forever bring us peace and happiness wherever we choose to go. Ken 7 11MInda,. FdInwy I •• 184 just about any trpe of costwn. you can think of Furr by Us. 614 56th Street. Kenosha. bas over 3.000 costumOi which are for renl; pnce range from $10-$30. MMy Klpp sto ... 0_ ... Id IMt C'llIlUmos wooJd bo perfO<"! for a cooturne baD. sucb as <olor1u1 court jesters. pnnces. m 01..... Southern Belles. '2flI I1appon and clowns "w. a1so carTy th""lri<al fabn. and draper rernnan which poop can be ~tive ..,th and creal. tbe1irooUwnDc,o.o..tu-m-es..". ,said KJpp lEI_ aIoo ........... FIIrr .., Kipp said thai !be storo k..,. b~ 01 bats, masks ....... and g...... for peopIo to purcbaso to ....-1 t!lftr costumo. A foD ..... 01 theatrnl make-iIp IS aIoo .vailablo al tho PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE INVITES YOU TO SAVE ON COMBO MEALS WITH WOODEN QUARTERS (VALUE 25+) EvelYlime you purchase Special Combo meals, gel a wooden quarter FREE. Spend your wooden quarters on food and drink purchases - Of - save six (worth '1.50) and we'll redeem them fOf double value up 10 '3.00 in food. Offer good starting Jan. 30 Ihru Feb. 29. COMBO SPECIALS AVAILABli UNION DINING ROOM 7:30 am • 2:00 pm Mon. thru FrI. • WllC COFFEESHOPPE 7:30 am • 8:00 pm Mon. thru Thur. 7:30 am • 2:00 pm FrIdays '"Oon111*e lin\' Wi a a _. nkldes .when ............ . . yOU CGII ,gel A lQ lQ rll". hits!" , . RAJ GER Winter Carnival Costume hall releases imaginatio by Jennie T_unkieicz the month of February . Ball " Th II News Editor But , alas, many of the studen fi um R · have nothing to wear to the \\~inter ing d · to play Once upon a time in a town called Kenosha, there stood a university named Parkside. At this university all the students were scurrying to prepare for the Winter Carnival, which is the highlight of Carnival Co~twne Ball , which will will be ra ! be held at Parkside on Friday. Feb. Th no r for 17 at 8:30 p.m . in Ma.in Place . to miss ou t o th fu n of ,.,_. .,.,cu, .., The students cried, " Oh , no! We me Ball beca must find co tomes to wear or e rented horn will miss all the fun at the costume Jellyfish colloquium The lowly jellyfish has a nervous ystem consisting of a fairly small number of interconnected nerve cell . The size of the network makes it an ideal subject of study by scientists attempting to understand how the nervous system controls an organism's behavior. The jellyfish nervous system will be the subject of a Life Science- Chemi try Club Colloqwum on Friday , Feb. 10 at 1:30 p.m. in olinaro D137 . The peaker will be Prof r Leonard P sano Crom the Zoo! gy De nt of n. Prof. Pa no is a recogniud expert m the field of neurobiology and ·n give a talk entiUed "Jelly Beha ·or• -Behavior with a Diffuse Brain " Everyon i welcome to all nd . Psych students meet Did you truce Psych 260 from Dan Paulson last semester or mayb you're a tudent interested in impro\ mg the current state of the P Ythology Deparbnent in general. John Hansen, With you I have laughter. With you I've seen un hine. With you I've found love. I loi·e you, valentine. Jen Either way, th r will be a m t• ing of con emed stud n in th PSG oUice (WLLC D137, n t t the Coffe Shoppe) on lond y, Feb . 13 at l ·15 p.m . ielsen. May our love forever bring us peace and happines wherever we choose to go. , ... ' .. , .. ,.,,, .. PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE INVITES YOU TO VE Every ime you purchase Spec I C meals, get a ooden qua FREE. S your wooden q o s on food end n purchases - or - ave ( orth 11 .50) and we'll red m them for doub al e up to s3_00 n food. O er ood art Jon. 30 thru Feb. 29. COMBO SPECIALS AVAILABL!E UNION DINING ROOM 7:30 am - 2:00 pm Mon. thru Fri. • WllC COffEE SHOPPE 7:30 am - 8:00 pm Mon. thru Thur. 7:30 am • 2:00 pm Fridays 'Don1 take any wooden nlcldes .. when you can gel we odefl quarters!'' FIJI.., .hIoMIta .... ,_~_ ._.... ~_ la- _". - .....- ...... PC RICK YOUUJTI.E VAUNTINE, vovr PC a..n-. n-b for -.." -- --..c:ript. 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YN'N -,, /o,,orite Valen• ••I llappy Valentine'• 0.,11 SSH. Yo•'r• a11cla a PYT. I ... , yo11 e11ery do, of d. 1Nek, yc,11 ae.q, dalng. Looe alu,oya. VWEC Darren. Tie .. .,,.en u,e ahaN i. ...,,,...ec1 only l,y nlY IODe /or youf IJ,ula t.oue. A-,,H .• T•a•lr• Jor a good 3 --••••· Happy Valen• tf ■e'• Do,. - - roM the Sa■ Aldo,ae Snalre BIG 1VNAI ILOVEYOOI DVJIIBBVNNY Pooley, I'll Jolla• your order• anydme.SARGE. l.o&,e cw,ay•. ,lq/ Marfr Sandcyl- 1 SG1&1 your l,ody In dae hall and I WANT ml P-•lonafely Anonymo 'DfAN1CS FOR BEING A FRIEND, JOEY. Lori ,. ,.. ...,, ,..Ind and ,, ,-alrea ,_ feel aupre Bid..,,._ molr • ,-feel ea,e,a I, ffer I• ho "II •he c:area/or me no odaer he haa nwtl .8.L Brod: I could fall madly Into 1,ed •ith you and your ten,ala racqued • '-'-~I Nalcaauahl • .,,-.- Gretlll= ff°"' con I looe you Vo" u,o,a't Ue dOflllfl!!!__ •• ,.~,r Nalcaaualdfl N':':°ai;.,?1 Kate: IIOCleyo•.._,._,-, e:oerloo.faayoac cue. Yoe1'oe .ao.. a Joe /or aL lllope,.-'Dlet-rapav yoa.All•-,.),'OtlrW..lolua.. ~~BAUOON ForalJ~~dl w.- xo. Poopy R.,...arcR Violeta arc Bl• • Odl Looea Poopy And PwfflY d- too111 T , hcT. Hev tnHtg: I lo e yo11 Ida all heart. F~ and Yow Utde = Val •• 0-.,II Lot• o/ 1 .. clr /or tlal• ... ~S,,ff. ,,...,,. ·= 111e t~. .,,. .1 ,... ... ,. Fellnary '. 1* Psycho Babble Just a MX-up Re<ently the military ran tests on !be multi-billioD dollar MX Missile- SJSlem. They fired several missiles <qUIpped with dummy ~. On moot 01 !be missiles, !be third ..... oppareatIJ miIIin!d TIlls re- .t.a.q..o. ls Inbyth_e _' milesJI.lissiDC their TIlls diIturbed me greatly. I decided to get some answers. I "",,ted to go right to the top, so I talked to the head of weapons de- ~Iopmentlor the army, General P. Henry Newcomb. Q. General Newcomb, 1 would lib to say at the outset thank JOu 1« /fl'lllluJI _ this interview on JU<'IJ Jbort DDtice. A.: Well, I'm a firm beli~ that !be people ba~ Ibe right to know ....-yIbInc about our national defeme. I want to clear up all traces of worry from Ibe minds of the American public. Q: All n,ht sir. Now I'd like 10 t« ril/JI 10 lbe point. A.: FiDe, fiDe. Ask away. Q.: Could you please eiplain to me bow • project that has cosl the pobIJc .., much mooey coo contain such • crueW maI1unctioo? A... Mallunction? What do you mean? Q.: I'm merrmg to lbe misrJre of lhe third stage of the MX Miss;. k. A.. OIl, that. Actually, that's nol • maIfuoctIoa at all. It was planned fIlot ""1. Q.' ~? For ",,"I purpose? A.: Well, IS you know the god. less Rusalan Commie scum have very sophisticated early warning and missile detection systems. Q... Yes, sir, I'm aware of that. &1 """I does lIal bave to do with .. ? A: Yau see, the way the missile is designed, the Commie scum will tract the missile and think they have flgltted out where it is head· ing. But at the last minute, the third slage wi! go olf and the war. head wiD go someplace totally dif. ferent. Then, BOOM. Q • Couido'l the Russians figure out how far oul of trajectory the IJ1ISSik will go? A. Nope. You see, that is the beauty of the design. Each missile IS set up dilferenUy. Even we don't know where the damn things are going to go! Q: You mean, they could go anywhere? A; Yup. Hee, hee. Isn't that great? Q: Bul sir, couldn't one of them hil ooe of our aI1ies? Or even ooe of our OWD cities? A .. Oh, yeah, sure. Q: How coo you justify lIal? A: WeD, bell. So what if it hits Doe of our cities? At least the damn godless Commie Russian scum won't get a cradt at it. Q.: 1 beg your pardon sir, but lIat's crazy. A.: Of course it's crazy. It's just crazy enoucb so that the Commie scum won't be .able to fIgUre it out. Gives us the element of surprise, The big day! Valentine's Day is a rather special holiday for two main reasons. th t First off, it is one of the few days of the year a the hanks do not close. I think Wednesday, the sixteenth of Juoe is the other. This in itself is a minor miracle. For some unknown reason, the hanks enjoy packing up and taking the day off on the slightest excuse; Columbus Day, VG (Victory in Grenada) Day, the manager's cat is sick today, etcetera. The second main characteristic that mak~ Valentine's Day so special is the sheer number of times you can make a fool out of yourself over the years. After kindergarten, when the rest of my class was '., physically forced to give me valentines on the threat of L.-----------------_-J being sadistically beaten with a large spiked club, came the years of oblivion. The whole lime I was m high school, I received one Valentine's card, from a lif~ 1~- surance company. Thereafter I spent most Vale~tin.e s Days cowering under the covers of my bed, Ieigning huhonic plague. . Most cards I gave were less than graciously received, Threats of "Scram, scumzoid," or outbreaks of delirious taughter were often the nonn of the day. By the lime I was sixteen I had managed to humiliate myself with around half the female population of high school. My valentine given/received ratio ran into numbers unheard of by all hut the greatest astrophysicists. I purchased enough cards to supply a minor African emerging nation with enough paper products for a year. The amounts of money spent could have financed a small colonial war. I became philosophical. The female population obviously didn't appreciate my beller points. How many other guys could impersonate Donald Duck while cross-eyed? But cards are what Valentine's Day is aD ahout. Hallmark's production during the holiday season. is truly astronomical, wiping out an average of 3.56 major deciduous focests per year. Production even outstrips Sweetest Day and !looses Day combined, hard though that may be to believe. The sheer vartety of card types is amazing in itsell, allowing one to be even more certain than before of buying the wrong card for that certain somebody. The following guide may be helpful when purchasing your Valentine. The Humorous Card. The humorous card is a pretty safe bet if you can't face the embarrassment of rejec· tion. Laugh casually as she throws it in your face, torn to pathetic shreds, and say words to the effect of "Ha, did you really think it was serious? Didn't the mutilated cat on the inside tip you off?" Then crawl in a dark comer and Whimper for three days. The Musical Card_ If we have the technology to lose a multi-billion dollar sallelite in deep space, dammit, we can build a musical valentine if we want to. Luckily, thanks to a merciful refinement in technology sinc..e Christmas, the damn things now stop when you close them. Before, the only way you could get them to shut up was hy putting them in a large vat of goulash or by - by John Kovalic by Rick Luehr don't you think? Q.; Well, I suppose, but... A.; Have I told you ahout the other weapons we're working on? We've got guns that shoot crooked. We have bombs that drop copies of Hustler on the enemy . Q.: Hustler? A.: Sure. Those Russians can't get any decent porno over there, so if we give them some it's sure to distract them long enough for our men to move in! Q: But sir ... A.: And then we've got this plan to homh the entire U. S. ourselves so that the godless Russian pinl<o Commie bastard scum won't get the pleasure! And then ... At this point, General Newcomh became very engrossed in his G. I. Joe set, so I quieUy slipped out of the room. By the way, do you know where I can gel my hands on a ticket to !be Soviet Unloa? I bave a feeling, !be way these weapons sound, that that's going to be the safest place to be if there's a war. ********** We live in a world full of dangers. The streets are not safe to walk on after dark. The threat of nuclear holocaust hangs over our heads. Air pollution is destroying our lungs, and acid rain is contaminating our drinking water. But these events pale in the face of the most sinister danger to our well-being in history. The Archies are getting back together. . Yes, I know that sounds too ter· rible to be !rue, but it is. It was reported in Billboard. The horror that was 'bubblegum' music is again ready to manifest itself on a generation that has 00 concept of the disastrous consequences. I'm sure you know what this means. As soon as the door is opened by the Arcmes, the way will be made clear for The Cowsills, Shaun Cassidy, and, yes, even the terrifying Partridge Family. I realize lIal the knowledge of this horrifying fact will cause many among you to panic, but I implore you, keep your heads! Panic will not help. We must act in a clear. headed, rational manner. We must be prepared to fight, yes, even die if necessary. We must not let 'buhblegum' music pervade and desecrate our society. We must act now before it's too late! Feature Editor Brenda Lee, Love's a crazy Thing, take us both, damn it! feeding them to the dog, who would then play 'Jingle Bells' every time he opened hIS mouth. The Pornographic Card. Yes, show someone YOU reaDy care by telling them what you wanl to do to them with a large howl of Jello and a pair of handcuffs. Festooned with bullocks and breasts, these cards are for the pervert in everyone, keeping the modem valentine spirit warm in your heart as yo~ get a lesson in anatomy and physiology at the same lime. The Cule Card. Snoopy and Garfield never looked belter and they hring in millions every year. Only give these if you know your girlfriend has a strong stomach or hasn't eaten yet. Or if you like the color green. I guess one of my main problems was never reaDy knowing what to say. "I really would like to gel to know you beller" was often replaced by "Uh ... er ... Oh, shit, here!" after which I would strategically withdraw to a dark comer for three days, doing my worldfamous wonn impersonation. As a mailer of fact, there is only one time during the year that I would possibly consider more degrading than Valentine's Day itself. The day after Valentine's Day. Logic should, the morning after, have told me to continue tbe wonn impersonation. At least until the rest of the class forgot whal I looked like. n is very humbling to enter a classroom of thiriy students, who just got through passing around the room the valentine you gave your heartthrob yesterday. What is worse is when the classroom breaks into spasms of uncontrollable laughter as you enter. What is even worse is when the biology teacher joins them. Turning a shade of russet that would make certain lizards jealous, I would then proceed to slink to a desk in the back of the room, by the fresh water aquarium where the horned toads were quietly chortling to themselves. Luckily, by the time I was eighteen, my voice broke, making the whole thing seem a lot less silly. But still, when the fateful fourteenth comes around, it still amazes me that I can so easily hark back to the days of my youth, as my !rue love turns softly to me and whispers, "Get lost, jerk." Catherine. Hard though this May be to believe, • find myseH Loving you more each day. l 'l'llanday, Februry t, 1 Psycho Babble Just a MX-up Q . Could u pl explain to ~ project that has cost th pub/i so much money can contain , crucW maUunction? A . llunction? What do you n, they could , hee. I n ' t th t Q. · But su-, couldn't one of them hit one of our a.Ui ? Or et·en one of our o~n CJti ? : Oh , e. Q.: Ho caa you justify that' • Well, hell. So what il it h1 on of our cities? At I the damn g die Commie Russian scum won't g ta era at It. Q. : 1 beg your pardon ir, but th t' ~ra.zy. A.: Of course it's crazy. It's j t crazy enough that the Commi scum o t be able to figure i out G,,., us th element of urpri . . " .. b)· Rick Lu br n't th.mk? Q.. \\'ell, I mppo , but... A.: Ha\'e I told you bout th oth pon we· r orldng on? we·~ t guns that hoot crooked . We hay born that drop copi of H tier on the enemy. Q: Hu tier? A : Sure. Thoe Russians can't gel ny d nt porno ov there, so if e giv them some it's ure to distract them long enough for our men to move in! Q: But sir ... A. : And then we'\•e got thlS plan to bomb th entire . S. ourselv so that the godl Russian pinko Commie bastard um on't get the pl ure! And then .. At this pomt, General ewcomb became very engrossed in his G. l . Joe t, I qui Uy lipped out of the room. By the way, do you know where I can get my hands on a tick• et to the Soviet Union? I have a feeling, the way these weapons sound, that that's going to be the saf t place to be if there's a war. ********** We live in a world full of dan· gers. The treets are not safe to walk on after dark. The threat of nuclear holocaust hangs over our beads . Air pollution is destroying our lung . and acid rain is contaminating our drinking water. But these events pale in the face of the most sinister danger to our well-being in history. The Archies are getting back to♦ gether. · Y , I ow that sounds too ter• rible to be true, but it i . It was reported m Billboard . The horror that s bubblegum' music is again r dy to manif t itsell on a gener• ation that has no concept of the disastro consequenc . I'm ure you know hat this means. soon as the door is opened by the Archles, the way will be made cl for The Co ills, haun ·j. dy, and, yes, even the terrifying Partridge Family. I realize that the knowled e of this bomfying fact will cause many among you to panic, but I implore you, keep your heads! Panic \\-;U not help . We must a t in a clearheaded, rational manner. We must be prepared to fight. y , e\·en die if necessary . We must not I t 'bubblegwn' musi pervade and desecrate our I ty. We must act now before it' too late1 RANGEi\ --. The big day! Valentine's Day is a rather special holiday for two main reasons Fmt off, it is one of the few days of the y~r that the banks do not close. I think Wednesday, the sixteenth of June is the other. This in itself is a minor miracle. For some unknown reason, the banks enjoy packing up and taking th_e day off on the slightest excuse: Columbus Day, VG (Victory in Grenada) Day, the manager's cat is sick today, etcetera. The econd main characteristic that mak~ Valen· tine's Day so special is the sheer number of times you can make a fool out of yourself over the years. by John Kovalic Feature Editor After kindergarten, when the r~t of my class was ph ically forced to give me valentines ?n the threat of L------------------..1 being distkally beaten with a larg~ spiked cl~~· c~e the years of oblivion. The whole time I Wa:i ~ hi_gh hool, I recei\'ed one Valentine's card, from a lif~ ~urance company. Thereafter I spent most Vale~tin_e s Days cowering under the covers of my bed, feignmg bubonic plague. . -t cards I gave were less than graciously receive_d. Threats of "Scram, scumzoid, ·• or outbreaks of delir· ious laughter were often the norm of the day. By the time I was sixteen I had managed to humiliate myself \\-ith round hall the female population of high school. ~y valentine given/received ratio ran into numbers unheard of by all but the greatest a~trophy~cists. I pur• chased enough cards to supply a mmor Afncan emerg• ing nation with enough paper products for a year. The amounts of money spent could have financed a small colonial war. I became philosophical. The female J>?PU· talion obviously didn't appreciate my better pomts. How many other guys could impersonate Donald Duck while cro -eyed? But cards are what Valentine's Day is all about. Hallmark's production during the holiday season. is truly astronomical, wiping out an average of 3.56 ma~or deciduous for-ests per year. Production ev outstrips Sweetest Day and Bosses Day combined. hard though that may be to believe. The sheer variety of card types is amazing in itself, allowing one to be even more certain than before of buying the wTOng card for that certain som~y. The following guide may be helpful when purcha mg your Valentine. The Humorous Card. The humorous card is a pretty safe bet iI you can't face the embarrassment of rejec· tion. Laugh casually as she throws it in your face, tom to pathetic shreds, and say words to the effect of "Ha, did you really think it was serious? Didn't the mutilated cat on the inside tip you off?" Then crawl in a dark comer and whimper for three days. The Mu ical Card. H we have the technology to lo e a multi-billion dollar sattelite in deep space, dammit, we can build a musical valentine iI we want to . Luck• ily, thanks to a merciful refinement in technology since Chrisbnas, the damn things now stop when you close them Before, the only way you could get them to shut up was by putting them in a large vat of goulash or by Brenda Lee, Love's a crazy Thing, take us both, damn it! feeding them to the dog, who_ would then play 'Jingle Bells' every time he opened his mouth. The Pornographic Card. Yes, show someone you really care by telling them what you w~t to do to them with a large bowl of Jello and a pair of handcuffs. Festooned with buttocks and breasts, these cards are for the pervert in everyone, keeping the modem valentine spirit warm in your heart as yo~ get a lesson in anatomy and physiology at the same time. The Cute Card. Snoopy and Garfield never looked better and they bring in millions every year. Only give these if you know your girllriend has a strong stomach or hasn't eaten yet. Or if you like the color green . I guess one of my main problems was never really knowing what to say. "I really would like to get to know you better" was often replaced by "Uh ... er. ~ Oh, shit, here!" after which I would strategically withdraw to a dark comer for three days, doing my world• famous worm impersonation. As a matter of fact, there is only one time during the year that I would possibly con ider mo e de ding than Valentine's Day itself. The day after Valentine's Day. Logic should, the morning after, have told me to continue the worm impersonation. At least until the rest of the class forgot what I looked like. It is very humbling to enter a classroom of thirty stu• dents, who just got through passing around the room the valentine you gave your heartthrob yesterday. What is worse is when the classroom breaks into spasms of uncontrollable laughter as you enter. What is even worse is when the biology teacher joins them. Turning a shade of russet that would make certain lizards jealous, I would then proceed to slink to a desk in the back of the room, by the fresh water aquarium where the horned toads were quietly chortling to themselves. Luckily, by the time I was eighteen, my voice broke, making the whole thing seem a lot less silly. But still, when the fateful fourteenth comes around, it still amazes me that I can so easily hark back to the days of my youth, as my true love turns softly to me and whi pers, "Get lost, jerk. " Catherine, ffilNI though this May be to believe, I find myseH Loving you more each day. sttav-el-Ahroad London calling by TODyRogers I found It interesting that while American 'burbs' typically coosist of pre-fab, subdivision houses less than ten years old, a London borough is often entirely Victorian filled with narrow red brick houses one hundred years old or more. f was lucky enough to live with an English family in Ealing who were wonderf~1 people, and some of my most enjoyable experiences in London were spent with them. Although Ealing is a fair distance from central London, it was easy to get into town using the 'tube: or subway. I've heard it said that, mile for mile, London's tube is more expensive to travel on than Concorde, and at a pound sixty for a roundtrip ticket (over two American dollars), it's not hard 10 believe. But central London is certainly worth the trip. In fact, to explore London nrooerly and get a 'feel' for the city, it is necessary to make many such trips. London is a huge cily, larger than Chicago, but unlike most American cities, London has been built 'out' instead of 'up.' Tbere are taller buildings in Milwaukee than there are in London, so the city is spread out over a vast area with Central London divided into many sections. The first place I wenl to was Pi.,. cadilly Circus. I was still a bit c0nfused by the tube system, ond almost missed the Piccadilly station. There were cars everywhere, it seemed, and even more peop~. I suddenly felt dazed, and this feeling was magnified when I lir13lly looked up and saW the huge, world-fa- Irecently spent three months in Loadon and when asked to write an II1ide for the Ranger on the city and my experiences, I was delighted. Atlirst. M I began to write, attempting to describe London and what there Is to do there, I realized that I had I prnbIem. Ididn't know where to start. Tbere was simply too much puomd to cover, too many places IDd things to include. I couldn't write adequately about such an ineredIbIe city within the conlines of I siJlCIe newspaper article. But I8Dl not one to be deterred by IUCIl obvious prohlems, so I decided to give this article 'the old tOIJe&e lIy: so to speak. If it tums oat lbat one article cannot do justice to London, then I'll write a few 1DlIn, Feature Editor willing. I'll becID at the beginning. Iwst to London as part of UWPIItteviJle's international studies JINIf'Im. and spent a semester IIludJInc It a 'college of higher edutIIloD.' Eng1aDd has basically three ....... of htgher educaton: uni- I8IIlIea, polytechnics and colleges al/llgber education. Universities in iIIclond are much more difficult to pia IIItry to than those in the ~ Slates and can be quite exp. e.D..Il.v.el especially for overseas stu~ Ilived In Ealing, a pleasant boraugb of London. Very few people Iiv« within the city itself. mous neon signs of PIccadilly. . Icrossed the street to the square in the circus center and sal do"" on the steps 01 the stalue 01 Eros. I looked around me; there were other tourists who lool<ed as dazed as Idid and a large group 01 punks, decked out in thelr saturday nighl best. I had never seen anlllunc like them beIore, so like the idiot I am. I tried to take a picture 01 them. One 01 the larger members of the group, a burly fellow WIth I pink mahan several leet high, immediately yelled something at me To this day I'm oot sure what he said, but f think I can guess. 1 qukkly stulled my camera away and sal down aain. I felt like such a tourm, Sobo is ooIy I few blo<ts from Piccadilly, and Iwent there next It wasn't nearly as sleazy as I thougbt it would be. (DlSappou>ted~-M) There were plenty of striptease joints, topless han and sex sbops selling various electroruc rubber Items, but there were l\so many 11>- terestine-looking resla urants-lndian, Greek, IWian and Clunese. just to name I few. Saba IS sale as well. at night, as IS most of London Near Piccadilly are many of Londoa's 'West End' tbealen Tbe CIty boasts In IncredIble ,"nety of pial", musicals, dramas and c0medies, as "ell as lDIlly lvanle-pnle productions in the 'frin&e' tbeatss You could probably go to I difler· ent play eo;ery IUiht of the l-- m London. 1II.'hatl$ espe<Ully lemfic about London theater IS the cost Unlike Broadway, London', West EndisSUlllrislnctJ saw about teD pia. lD Londou and ..... sperll more lIla11 to elghl Amencall dolIan CD IIlJ oee. Another fastlllatin. p was Kulg's Road. wbes-e!DID of \be Clly'S punks oul Here _ n.a lind sbops seI1lDC e<erytiwII from studded leather belts and the Ia ........ ve a1bumI to teD diff colon 01 paull far your mohawk. For shoppul&, there are ..-ral dillermt areas 01 town to c!ledl au Tbe KeftSin&Ioo .,.,. Is wbes-e r.- 01 the bic IieparImeIlt like Harrod', are IoclIted, bullDlDJ 01 tbese are '"er1 ell' he. For cheaper mdf, opeD-et mart.Its .... the place to go Tbe Pet I LaDe' martel near U'OfllOOl the Cam> St martell are p, ond 'e lots 01 _t stull_ 01 .1 junk. but _ the ' PA SI • - 4. - Ala. I fear I riIbt ODe IflJc: 1e ~ do jusli<e to Loadon ru COIll1DUe next more thinp to do lD Loc>doe ond wbes-e, 10 until History 214 Valentines through the ages By Michael Lee Firchow Contrary to popular belief, Valentine', Day did not originate in \be days of Saint Valentine. It actUally started in the primitive era of man's being. It was a time when men were men and women weren't. "Uggh, I goona pull her over my ~ hack and steal her ... uggh ...ugguggh away. Then I gonna kill a pterodactyl and give her its heart CIIZ. "This line was found on a cave wan in a matter of pictures. So henceforth it can be agreed upon that no religious order (or disorder) pve birth to whal is noW referred to as Valentine's Day. Many a state rose and fell before Saint Rudolph Valentine initiated Feb. 14 as the day of shared love. It _ definitely the Greeks who got to the bottom of the meaning and licnificance of it all. The Greeks IiYed in a lime when virgins were Illered, and sacrilices were virgins, lao: -9oenolea' has .been noted for' . saying, "You ask me 'What is piety?' It is not examples nor a pious act, nor even is it what the gods love. It is H_A_L_L_~I_A -R-K!" Another empire rose and fell before Rudy's ascension-the Roman Empire, It was a time when women were women and so were Blow-uP Linda dolis. Young Brutus has been knO\\.'O to have said. "Gee. I was the only person in the class who didn't get a Valentine's Da)' card from Jules, I'u get even ..,..tb hIm for that!" NoW we move to a time. al swash-buckling heroes dashlDg about in suits of annor. TIus ,,-as a time when the Holy Grad IN,as sought for, but the meaning of life wasn'\....roaming amongst the myriads of spouting corpses staggen one lone roan mumbling. '"DOf palO. nor armed fleet, nor ~'. nor ho can stop me from d~Venng my Valentine's day cards··· M we _ leaVe the en 01ernpires, the modern forms nne I 11 IS the arts that are pm-aIent in au walks of n...-louod bfe \'a1tnl1ne's Day becaI1le I tbln« or the until the noveleers retJ~ the name. '()\'eJ5 wer~ \\TIUen about exCUrsIOnsof \O\-e aDd 1'OJ'3.te lllto tbew~~of~ ItwuJtUU time thai Harvey n wrote his IIrst love no 'el- H.rrer Qwnn presents ,\ly t~tim>le Lo'e m CaDterbutY . In the lower nud «Dtral 20th century, the Imagis\S 101 I ether to compose a poem a t Va1eI>- lines Day They wanted to creale the ollidal poem of the 1920 OlympICS. II wenl ",me!hmg like this ThoughUul!y You brought me Many giflS on ValeDIme', Day. BeauWuI l'1o""" that You sent me perfumed the Air. And now at the day the ...... 1 01 Volentine" Day IS nm- _ rampant II IS I Urne .-beD womeo are WOIIleII aDd we used tD lb~lr plac~ Iidren througbool the !aDd 1Il\-ade the lISIes 01 K-Mart lD seardl 01 loIr T Valentine cards thai read HappJ Volenline', Day, Foo' .. WHKOf 25% French Pean RANGER travel Abroad London calling by Tony Rogers I found it interesting that while I recently spent three months in London and when asked to write an article for the Ranger on the city and my experiences. I was deligh ted. At first. As I began to write, attempting to describe London and what there b to do there, I realized that I had 1 problem. I didn 't know where to start. There was simply too much ground to cover, too many places and things to include. I couldn't write adequately about such an incredible city within the confines of 1 single newspaper article. But I am not one to be deterred by such obvious problems, so I decided to give this article 'the old college try,' so to speak. H it turns out that one article cannot do justice lo London, then I'll write a few more, Feature Editor willing. I'll begin at the beginning. I went to London as part of UWPlatteville's international studies program, and spent a semester studying at a 'college of higher education.' England has basically three llvisions of higher educaton: uni\ lfflities, polyteclmlcs and colleges of bigher education. Universities in &:ng)and are much more difficult to pin entry to than those in the United States and can be quite expensive, especially for overseas tudents. I lived in Ealing, a pleasant borough of London. Very few people live within the city itseli. History 214 American 'burbs' typically consist of pre-fab, subdivision houses less than ten years old, a London borough is often entirely Victorian fil. led with narrow red brick ho1 one hundred years old or more. I was lucky enough to live l\ith an English family in Ealing who wer wonderful people, and ome of my most enjoyable experiences in London were spent with them . Although Ealing is a fair distance from central London , it was easy to get into town using the 'tube ,' or subway . I've heard it said that, mile for mile , London 's tube is more expensive to travel on than Concorde , and at a pound sixty for a roundtrip ticket (over two American dollars), it's not hard to believe. But central London is certaml)' rth the trip. In fact, to explore London Prot>erly and get a 'feel' for th city, it is necessary to make many such trips. London is a huge cit , wger than Chicago, but unlike mo t American cities, London built 'out' instead of 'up.' There taller buildings in Mil ukee than there are in London, so the dty is spread out over t th Central London divided into many sections. The first place I cadilly Circus . I fused by th ube most missed the Pi dilly There were car e, t} h r • seemed, and even more peopl suddenly felt dazed, and th1 r was magnified when I finally ed up and saw the hu rld-f Valentines through the age By Michael Lee Firchow ontrary to popular belief. Valentine' Day did not originate in the days of Saint Valentine. It actually tarted in the primitive era of man·s being. It was a time when m n were men and women v.er n't. "Uggh, I gonna pull her over my left back and teal her .. uggh ... ug guggh away. Then I gonna kill a pterodactyl and give her its heart C\12, ''This line was found on a cave wall in a matter of picture . So henceforth it can be agreed upon that no religious order (or disorder) gave birth to what is now referred lo a Valentine's Day. Many a state ro e and fell before Saint Rudolph Valentine initiated Feb. 14 as the day of hared love. It was definitely the Greeks who got to the bottom of the meaning and significance of it all. The Greeks lived in a time when \"irgins were satted, and sacrifices were virgins, too: ·Socrates has • been noted for · ll 1% A Week at the Park Columnist trades places .., RId< LMW V_ .... CrtIIc: I _ lbIl JOU mllll be surprIIed 10 _ me cIoInc Ibis column. • but due 10 !be fact thai I eataiD penon wboof identity I wiI DOl rOYtllI. ISide /rom the Ilct that his ....... IS RobbIt Eicbhom. rtf..... to do It WtIl lllyWay ....... goes notbin TIlt romle "TradiDg Pleees" wiU be shown this a1ttmoon at 3:30 and will be repeated tomorrow at 1:30 IIld 7 30 P m IIld 01> Sund3y al 2 pm. Thls R.... led leature iJ _ led by PAD UD: entitled "Blick W....... : "~11 Agalns,lIle Odds - Imlll" 01 Black Wom.. La Ill. ArIa," by Is, Freida High·Wastk- ~onl' 01 UW-Madis.n will be pr nled tonight at 7 p.m. In Union 104 TIlt program Is Iree and 0POll to the public, Also tonigbt there will be a dance 'eaturi., 'JIox" at 8:30 p.m. 'n UNOn SqIWe. Admission IS $1 lor I P.n.ide .tudent and $2 'or a euet The dance Is sponsored by th er-popular PAD Friday It I p.m. there will be a paoUy rMcWrc .., Prof. W1IIie Hoy lJowtlDs IIld Dorice Home entilled "Block Poetry aad !be BIatk Expon.-:' The reading iJ Iree and 0peII to the public. Friday tv......,. there will be I coocert by the WiJconsln Conlemporary Music Forum al 8 p.m. in the Commurucauon Arts 1'hf-atpr TIlt concert is free and 0peII 10 the public. On Sunday It 2 p.m. the film "Piu&e" will be shown in the Unioa CIDema. TIlt film is part 01 !be Foreip Film Series. Some tickets do remain 01> sale lor Sunday's shoWUl/l . A roundtable entitled "wtsce •. sU's Reveaue Sbariog: Good. or Bad1" by Senator John Maurer (DKenosha) will be presented Monday at noon in Union 106. The program is free and 0POll to the public. On Tuesday !bere will be a CoIleehouse at noon in Union Square, leaturmg comedian Joel Madis ••. All are welcome; admission is free. sponsored by, guess who, PAB. Joel Madison will also appear al 9 p.m. in Union Square. Admission is Iree with your basketball exchange Ucket or $3 Also on Tuesday, the film "MaIc: oIm X" wiU be shown at 7 p.m. in the UniOft Cinema. Admission is lree, sponsored by, this is gelting redundant, PAB. A workshop, uExerclse as it Re- Ia,es 10 W.Iloess," by Beth Roberson, will laIce place on Wednesday, Feb. 15 in Union 106. The workshop is free and 0POll to tile pUblic. ********** Jusl a personal aside to my editor, you know him, you love him, you can'l live without him, John Kovalic: U you ever make me do tIlis again, I'U break your kneecaps. Whey Chai... The way Chinese food ought to be". WE ARE OUT TO SET A F. A. D. IMAGE Fast Affordable Delicious Wh~y ~hai <:hin~5<Z1(<Z5taurant Chinese Restaurant DOH 2683~,Rd 312·7M>-3003 ICINOSHA 512 57th 645-5300 ....................... 10% off Discount with Parkside I. D. (Racine WMy Chell only) ValId Unil February 15,1984 Once Ober Easy A nutty kind of guy "Salted Peants," is a book of "1800 Tantalizing Facts" compiled by E. C. McKenzie. This fun-filled coDection is meant to be "read, relished and repeated." Facts like 'The Statue 01 Liberty weighs 225 tons," "The common house fly does not breed tn Alaska," and "/I is not recorded in the Bible that Jesus Christ was ever sick," fill the 120 pages. Wonderful. These would be made exciting if a paragraph 01 evidence followed each alleged truism, But, alas, readers musl laIce E. C. 's word. Because most 01 these are not highly-though-of, there must be many unshelled peanuts lying around. My research has cracked open the covers to other unknown facts. As wilb Mr. McKenzie's findings, you must take my word on these. ********** Dust settles on things, never in. The driving habits 01 United Postal Service mailmen initiated the phrase, "Look out, honey, here comes a truck!" Kenosha roads are places where tires lear to tread. Stars twinkle because of retinitis pigmentosa in every human eye. Salad dressing received its name from a medieval harlequin named Josey the Pussycat. TIlt Charge 01 tile Light Brigade was contracted tbrough General Electric. In 1857, lbe lirst community mannequin lire was lit in Brizboe, Maine. /I is reenacted every June 30 to commemorate the incoming fiscal year. Spots and lines appearing in fingernails indicate local weather patterns. . Cows wagging their tails indicate their joy in being noticed by passmg molorists. Cows drink a third 01 their intake at night... ...which creates the alcohol content in homogenized milk .... which gives them a hangover, causing them to moo ...milling around swinging singles' barns. /I is possible lor a rainbow to lorm Irom a runny nostril. Custer's Last Stand went out of business on February 25, 1876. It is possible lor lish to ice skate (just toss one across the ice.) Overweigbt boxing Dutchmen actually shed skin while training. . In tile year 205 B.C., the Romans passed a law prohibIting tile use 01 squirrel pelts as doormats. It is p....pbesied in lbe Bible lbat someone would score 100 points in a professional basketllall game. In Baltimore it is illegal lor bums to sleep on the wrong SIde 01 the street in winter. It is impossible lor a game show host 10 become successful In another role. Benjamin Franklin dyed his bair bald. 84% 01 a raw jok. is malicious. The largest potato ever baited weigbed twenty-live pounds. It was pIcked August 12, 1943, in Lute, Idaho. The potato was 18 "lcbes long with a circumference 01 - by Dick Oberbruner seven inches. It was garnished with six pounds 01 sour cream. Daylight Savings Time was introduced before tbe sun came up.l Hall 01 the world's problems are in the United States. The other half do not matter. . The sky above us contains nOlT! Sagan tons 01 bot JI1r. Around 1900, J. Cavendish Gunner invented electrically heated socks. . Blindlolded tests, have proven that joggers can rerog_ mze their partners by smell. ********** Pig iron is made from the same ingredients as hot dogs. ' "Shenandoah" means "pass your cheese sandwich to the virgin." ~~COhOI has a way of turning anyone into a corne- A sn~ is the most violent bodily lunction. A r~plst commits a crime of violence. A sneezing rapist is the most dangerous being on earth. King George I, 01 England, losl his socks in a poker game. He subsequently contracted pneumonia and died. The. silly word 'supercallilragilisticexpialidocious' was discovered on an LSD trip. Toads and frogs are olten conlused. Toads give oil warts when kissed. Frogs turn into handsome princes. Russian KGB agents are nicknamed 'gremlins.' Ostriches bury their heads lor lear 01 blushing in public. Las Vegas and Reno are the only two ciUes in Nevada. "Kissin'. Cousins," an Elvis Presley mOVie, can never be shown m lhe state 01 Utah. The summertime dredging 01 Lake Mnkwonago helps to leed tbe Southeast Asian relugees outside 01 Ft. McCoy, Tbe three most level regions in the United Slates are Illinois, Louisiana and Fritz Holling's bald spot. The lirst organized baseball game was played in 1673. Joliet beal Marquette 27 to 18. , In lbe state 01 Maine, it is illegal to swim in a bathtub. The highest bodily temperature ever recorded was at a busmess meeting in Kilchen, Nebraska on July 17. 1987. Max Van RUIl, County Seed Dispatcher, recorded 121 degrees Celsius. It is good luck lor American boxers to wear red, white and blue athletic supporters. Marijuana snifling police dogs are always high. . Sociological researcb has proven that janitors are in- VISIble unless needed. 1 A Week at the Park Columnist trades places free and open to th u.-n•rtc -<l•np, " er • it C• ~ e!UDess," by Beth Rober• p on 'edn a), nion 106. The workd open to the public. ********** Whey Chai ... fhe way Chinese food ought to be ... WE ARE OUT TO SET A F. A. D. MAGE Fast Affordable Delicious he? ' Chai thin<?5<? f<estauraot Chinese Restau ant DON 2683 Sheridon Rd 312-7"6-3003 ••••••••••••••••• ICINOSHA 512 571h 6'>5300 •••• 10% off Discount wtth Parkside I. i>. (Racine Whey Chai only) Val d Unfll February 15, 1984 Once Ober Easy A nutty kindof guy "Salted Peanuts," is a book of "1800 Tantalizing Facts' compiled by E . C. kKenzie. This fun-filled collection is meant to be "read, relished and repeated ." F like ' The tatue of Liberty weighs 225 tons," " The common house fly does not breed tn Alas~." and " ll • not recorded in the Bible that Jesus Christ ras e..-er , " fill the 120 pages. 'ond rful. Th would be made ex<.'iting if a paragraph of evid n follo ·ed each alleged trui m But, alas, readers e E. C.' word. Beca mo t of th se re not highly-though-of, there m t be many un helled peanuts lying around . 1y r rch has cracked open the covers to other unkno 11 fa cts. As with ir. McKenzie's findings , you m t e my word on th e. ********** ttl · on things , never m . The driving habits of nited Po ta! Service mailmen initiated the phrase, "Loo out, honey, here comes a tru k l" Keno ha roads are plac where tires fear to tread. Stars twinkle because of retinitis pigmentosa in every human eye . d dr ng received i name from a medieval harlequin named Josey the Pus ycat The Charge of the Light Brigade wa contracted through General Electric. In 1857, the first community mannequin fire was lit in Brizboe, laine. It 1S reenacted every June 30 to commemorate the incoming fiscal year. Spots and lines appearing in fingernails indicate local weather patterns . Co s wagging their tails indicate their joy in being noticed by passing motorists. Cows drink a third of their intake at night... ... wruch creates the alcohol content in homogenized milk .w.wh1ch gives them a hangover, causing them to moo ••. milling around swinging ·ingles' barns . It is po 'ble for a rainbow to form from a runny nostril. Custer's Last Stand went out of business on February 25, 187 . It is po ible for fish to ice skate (just toss one across the ice. ) Overweight boxing Dutchmen actually shed skin while training. . ~ . the )'ear 205 B. C., the Romans passed a law prohi b1ting the use of squirrel pelts as doormats. It is prophesied in the Bible that someone would re 100 points in a professional basketball game. In 8a:!timore it is illegal for bums to sleep on the wrong de of the street m "'inter. It is ~~ible for a game how ho t to become sucuJ m another role. Benjamin Franklin dyed his hair bald. 84 of a raw joke is malicious. The largest ~tato ever baked eighed twenty-five pounds . It was p1~ed August 12, 1943, in Lute, Idaho. The potato 18 inches long with a circumference of by Dick Oberbruner seven inches . It was garnished with six pounds of sour cream. Daylight Saving Time was introduced before the sun came up .I Half of the world's problems are in the United States. The other half do not matter. The sky above us contains n~1 Sagan tons or hot air. Around 1900 , J . Cavendi h Gunner invented electrically heated cks . Blindfolded tests_ have proven that joggers can recognize their partners by smell. ********** Pig iron is made from the same ingredien as hot dogs. · "Shenandoah " means " pa · your cheei;e sandwich to the virgin ." Alcohol has a way of turning ny ne int comedian. A sneeze is the most violent bodily function . A rapist commits a crime of violence A sneezing rapist is the most dang;rous being on earth. King George I, of England, lost his socks in a poker game. He subsequently contracted pneumonia and died. The silly word 'supercallifragili ticexpialidocious' was discovered on an LSD trip. Toads and frogs are often confused. Toads give off warts when kissed. Frogs turn into handsome princes. Russian KGB agents are nicknamed 'gremlins.' Ostriches bury their heads for fear of blushing in public . Las Vegas and Reno are the only two cities in Nevada. "Kissin' Cousins," an Elvis Presley movie can never be shown in the state of Utah. ' The summertime dredging of Lake Mukwonago helps to feed the Southeast Asian refugees outside of Ft. fcCoy. The three most level regions in the United States are Illinois, Louisiana and Fritz Holling's bald pot. The first organized baseball game was played in 1673. Joliet beat Marquette 27 to 18. . In the state of Maine, it is illegal to swim in a bathtub. Th~ highest bodily temperature ever recorded was at a business meeting in Kitchen, ebraska on July 17, 1937. Max Van Ruff, County Seed Dispatcher, recorded 121 degrees Celsius. I.t is good luck for American boxers to wear red, white and blue athletic supporters. 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Personals IItJDDY AND Marilyn: Thanks for IIiIIID& Bruce Springsteen to the END!! ====~-- WANTED: GIRLS with low moral values and high expectations for short term physical relatiODShip. Ask for Nick in the Ranger Office. KURT: WHY don't yoa get a hair cut?? PAUL VOLKER: the utility muimization defense? Well Jenny! IME JENNV: LET'S go maximize our utililies. IMEROSK CONFUNCTION SUMPTION! C0nfound it, Jenny. Imerosk. DAVID ARNONEE is not the biggest Arnonee in the world. GffiL TROUBLES? Send her to me ....Tbe Doctor. FRIEND: WHAT were you doing at Crickets on saturday?? Toots LORIE APOLOGIZE'l to ....,..- at Cri<:tets saturday Di&lrt. TO ANNFITE G. You poinl worts of art: You're ODe youndI'l Jeff RICK, I'M DOl refusu>c to do • A WEEK AT THE PARK." I'm simply avoiding the drafl IKE KAREN T.: My 10"., lor yoa is \II the glisteIunc petals of the rose. A Noa Emious. MR. M. I know about yoar "Sboe Fetish!!., IloteI SUs>e JANET: 'lIEARTS' Do lbe 'bearts' represent any bidden 'Rlua" needs? 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IJW(P......./de) 5229 QUAD occuPANCY 2BUSES FILLED TAKING WAITING UST FORSRD TO IGHT! FE UNION SQUARE DOORS OPEN AT 8:00 P. '1 . UWP Studen '2· Guests P.rttekM t. D. 8ftCI ... I. D. ,.qul,.... • new, ---- - -~ - WANTED: GIRLS With low man1 values and high eq,edatiaas lor short term physical relatioosbip Ask for Nick in the Rqer Office. KURT: WHY don't ,- get a llair cul?? PAUL VOLKER: the utility maimization defeme? wen Jenn)'! JME JENNY: LETS go maxirnbe om utilities. IMEROSK CONFUNCTION SUMPTION! CODfound it, Jenny. lmerost. DA VlD ARNONEE Is not the biggest Amonee in the world. GIRL TROUBLES! Send her to me .... Tbe Doctor. FRIEND: WHAT were ,ou doing at Crickets on Saturday!'! Tools PRESENTS RINI BREAR 11 0AVTONA B Cfff.JS, JtN 'IJMW.1.IJ'INC. ,.... .... , 2BUSFS RU.ED TAKING WM11NG UST FORSIID g Race for Science by Palrida Camhie Sporu Editor Held here Feb, 5 on the National Cross Country Ski Course was a beDeflt 15K croso country ski race. Tbe beaelil was held for the IIlomediraJ Researcb Institute here on campus Preparing for the race was not an easy task. said race coordinators Ed Wallen and Kai Hansen. Wallen IS a prof essor at Parkside and Hansen IS president of the Nordic Ski Club. Hansen said. "W. worked hard on the trails getung them ready for the race. There was not enough snow lor a good track. so we had to shovel snow onto the track to cover the bare spots." Wailea abo commeated, "We IpeDt about 100 man houn groom_ inll the tract. making sure it was IOOd before the raee." The day 01 Ibe raee, the tract ... Ot for competition. The hard _ on the course paid aU. The compeliton liked Ibe course. "The compelilloD ~y loved the course. Some said It ... the best one \bey we-e .... 011." said Wallen. One 01 the lop IoraJ competiton ... Hansen. who was third on the open and sixth overall. His lime for the 15K (ew 10.2 miles) was 52:02. He commented. "1 was pretty happy with bow 1 did. It was about what I normally finish:' The weather played a factor SUnday. There ... lOme SIlOW a!ld the - _ eoId. ..1I ..... ·t bolber you lOll madl once you get started, .. Hansen ald. Otber top competitors w.r. Terry Daley rrom Menomonee Falls. who carne in first overall. His oYeraIl f_ lime was 46:27. The ski ra<e was also sanctioned by the USSA (United States Ski Association) as a junior Olympic tryout race. Terry Daley was on. of the people trying out. He is a hopeful for the U. S. Olympic team. He is young and has improved very much in the past few years. The second place winner was Bret Borowski from Oconomowoc with a lim. of 51:53. From Racine were marathon runners Reith and Kim Merritt. Keith was fourth in his class. and Kim placed second in the women's open. The winning woman was Elfriede Finnegan, a member of the Nordic Club. WIth a tim. of 70:28. For fun, there was a 5K race, won by Jim Didomenigo in 22:53. The benefit was a success. "I'd say about $1000 was raised for the Institut e," Wallen said. Th•• vent was sponsored by Parkside's Bio- Med Research Institute and the Nordic Ski Club. "Considering the weather. which was cold and windy. w. had about 200 competitors. It was a picturesque race," said Wallen. - • 'nie ~ race ia the cold aad mow. EJms:irJg Claus leads team ""cola, 1Ddiaaa: Senior Sabine Claus fencing foil won 19 out of 21 bouts and junior BiD Thomas won 8 01 9 bouts in a acbedu1ed five-team loumament at Tli-state University on Feb. 4. . Claus led the team with a 90 percent win ratio. Thomas followed closely with a 89 percent ratio. Competing against Parksid.·s finest were Notre Dam •• SI. Mary's BIG JONZ at PARADISE NORTH pr••• nt.: (60'., 70'., 80'.) Friday, February 10 8:30 pm • 12:30 am MIND IF I SMOKE? Saturday, February 11 1:30 pm • 12:30 am NO COVER CHARGE WITH PARKS/DE /0 All bar drinks & beer $1.00 FEDS Wed., Feb. 15 After Midnight (Top 40) Specie' ALABAMA SLAMMERS 50< 11:30 pm • 12:30 em •• • • .....- .... . '" . .. -- . Academy. Tli-5tate U. of Angola and Cleveland Stat. U. Also scoring for the Rangers were Rick Ogren and Whitney Harmon with their first coDegiat. victories. Coach Loran H.in was Visibly heart.ned by the performances of aU of his fencers. "Claus' achievem'nt was remarkabl •. I'm glad she proved to us and to herself that she ean win big," he said. Because they are lacking six (encers, the Ranger duelists were unabl. to d.feat any of the oth.r teams. Th.y had to forfeit 21 of 39 points against each school. Four of the team's fencers are first-year athl.tes. On Feb. 11 the Rang.r f.ncing team WIll Irav.l to Madison to take on the Badg.rs. Michigan Stat. and Minnesota U. ~Women remain at .500 by Patricia Camhie Sports EdItor Th. women won one and lost on. to sustain their record at the .500 mark. Friday was a day for victory when the women walked off with a 63-58 win against Stevens Point. Th.y were down the whol. gam e, but m the last four minutes th.y slo1e lb. gam •. "We were down the whole game, and Iben at 4:45 l.ft in the gam. w. tied it at 58 and th.y didn't scor. the last four and one-half minutes of the gam •• and w. did. I was glad we won," said Coach Noreen Goggin. Scores were in the double figures for three outstanding play.rs. Jeann. Jacobs scored a t.am high of 19 points and 11 r.bounds. Deb Ambroso chalked up 16 points and Tracit Sylv.ster added 10 points to the score. The women lost to Green Bay the n.xt day. 78-57. L.ading scorers were Robin Henschel with 16 points. Deb Ambruso with 14 points and J.ann. Jacobs with 100 points and 10 r.bounds. ~~~-~-----~ . "Green Bay's a good team. We couldn't stop their fast break." said Goggin. "They shot real w.n from the floor and they didn't beat US ill any other categories. Except the score." She added, "They were probably on. of the best teams we played this year:' Soon the playoffs will be under way and the women will get another chance at the team. Goggin comm.nt.d. ..It·s like Milwaukee. I'm not terribly upset w. lost to th.m. W. played good th.r •• but w.·ll g.t a chance to play th.m in the playoffs. Now w. know what we have to do. It Intramural basketball These are the standings for the Intramural Basketball league after two games played: ' Mezolongs Chumley'S Revenge Finn's Team 6.S.0. Cancer Research Dick- Tators Nato Ministers The Dropouts W L o 2 o 2 2 0 o 2 2 0 o 2 2 0 2 0 Ranger needs sportswriters .. .... .- . ~. • Nordic skiing Race for Science by Patricia Cmnbie Sports Ecli&or Held here Feb 5 on the ational Cross Country Course was a benefit mt mm country ski race . Tb~ benefit s held for lhe BIClmeaacal R __ ..,, ., lnstitut here llo tommeated, • e spent t 100 man hours groomthe era • making SUtt it was before tbe race." The day of tbe race, tbe track flt for competition. The hard wort oa tbe course paid off. The competlton liked tbe course. ''The c:ompetltion rtdy loved tbe course. It tbe best one they 1"!fe e¥tr oa."' Slid Wallen. by the USSA (United States Ski Association) as a junior Olympic tryout race. Terry Daley was one of the people trying out. He is a hopeful for the . S. Olympic team . He · young and has improved very much in the past (e yean. The second place winner was Bret Borowski from Oconomowoc with a time of 51 :53 . From Racine were marathon eith and K101 lemtt. Keith fourth in his class, and Kim p ed second in the \\omen ' o n The ' nning man was Elfried Finn n, a member of the 'o rdJc Oub, wi th a ti me of ; o•~ . For fun , th re was a SK rac e, n by Jim 01 menigo in 22 53. The benefit was a u . " I'd say about $1000 was raised for the Institute, " Wallen said . The event ponsored by Parkside ' s Bioed Research Institute and the ordic: Ski Club . "Considering the weather, which cold and windy, we bad about 200 competitors. It was a picturesque rac:e," said Wallen. Fencing One of the top local competitors Hamea. wbo third on tbe open and sixth overall. His time for Claus leads team the lJK (CII' 10.2 miles) ~ :02 . He commuted. "I a pretty bappy tb bow I did. It was bout t I normally finish.'' The tber played a factor SunJ . There 101De snow eel the eold. "I& doea't bodter you too madl oace you get IW1ed.''Hamenaid. Otb r top competitors were T rry D ley from Menomonee Fallt, who came in fint overall . His overall time 41 :27. The also sanctioned by Alex Damu Altpla, IDdiua: Senior Sabine Claus fencing foil won 19 out of 21 bouts and junior Bill Thomas won 8 of I bouts in ,a ICbedwed five-team tournament at Tri-State University on Feb. 4. • Claus led the team with a 90 percent win ratio. Thomas followed closely with a 89 percent ratio. Competing against Parkside's finest were otre Dame . St. Mary 's BIG JONZ at PARADISE NORTH preaenta: (60'a, 70' , 80's) Friday, February 1 O 8:30 pm • 12:30 am MIND IF I SMOKE? S turday, February 11 1:30 pm • 12:30 am NO COVER CHARGE WITH PARKSIDE ID FEDS Wed., Feb. 15 After Midnight (Top 40) Special ALABAMA SLAMMERS So« 11:30 pm• 12:30 am Academy. Tri-State U. of Angola and Cleveland State u. Also scoring for the Rangers were Rlclt Ogren and Whitney Harmon with their first collegiate victories. Coach Loran Hein was visibly heartened by the performances of all of his fencers. "Claus' achievement was remarkable. I'm glad she proved to us and to herseli that she can win big ," he said . Becau e they are lacking six fencers , the Ranger duelists were unable to defeat any of the other teams . They had to forfeit 21 of 39 points against each school. Four of the team 's fencers are first -year athletes . On Feb. 11 the Ranger fencing team will tra\'el to Madison to take on the Badgers , Michjgan State and Minnesota U. Visit Kfnosha "s LARGEST Rfcord lkpartment Basketball Women remain at .500 by Patrida Camble Sports Ecli&or The women won one and lost one to sustain their record at the .500 mart. Friday was a day for victory when the women walked off with a 63-58 win against Stevens Point. They were down the whole game, but in the last four minutes they stole the game. "We were down the whole game, and then at 4 :45 left in the game we tied it at 58 and they didn't score the last four and one-half minutes of the game, and we did . I was glad we won, " said Coach oreen Goggin . Scores were in the double figures for three outstanding players. Jeanne Jacobs scored a team high of 19 points and 11 rebounds . Deb Ambruso chalked up 16 points and Tracie Sylvester added 10 points to the score . The women lost to Green Bay the next day , 78-57. Leading scorers were Robin Henschel with 16 points, Deb Ambru.so with 14 points and Jeanne Jacobs with 100 points and 10 rebounds . l DOWNTOWN KENOSHA 626 56th St. "Green Bay's a good team. We couldn't stop their fast break," said Goggin. "They shot real well from the floor and they didn't bat us in any other categories. Except the score ." She added, "The:, Wett probably one of the best teams played this year." Soon the playoffs will be under way and the women will get another chance at the team. Goggin commented, "It's like Milwaukee. I'm not terribly upset we lost to them. We played good there, but we'll get a chance to play them in the playoffs. Now we know what we have to do." Intramural basketball These are the standings for the Intramural Basketball League, after two games played: Mezolongs Chumley's Revenge Finn 's Team B.S.O. Cancer Research Dick-Tators Nato Ministers The Dropouts Ranger needs w 0 0 2 0 2 0 2 2 sportswriters • L 2 2 0 2 0 2 0 0 en's basketball angers frustrate Ft; Wayne into quitti g 'Iller never returned to finish the ';' was crazy. I think he (Tim ..... coach of Indiana)- made a iIIiiIIb," Coach Rees Johnson ... "That was not acceptable he- .lI.I.II.I.r...It.'.s.like taking your ball and - Coach ." :fte1laDgers won the game 63-42 '1IIere was no justification for III kiDd of behavior." Johnson ..... "Quite frankly we domi- HIed tbem. The coach was was great to play them." fnIIrated but there's no excuse." Before this was the ChicagoState Frustration did set in for !UPU- game played Jan. 31 at Chicago ft. Wayne. The Rangers outshot State. They lost this game 76-71. 11m III almost every count. Lead- Leading scorers for Parksid. IIInboanders were "The Bruise were Arthur RUDdles, BIian Dig- ........ Erik Womeldorf and gins and Erik Womeldorf. IlIIe MatiA:. Chicago is a more mature, well- 1oweger, Parkside had more estahlisbed team ranked filth in the -...w. ee louis. "I don't think the nation right now. Parkside's basket. beiDg unfair, but he (Rus- ball team is not as well establisbecl ..... 1IlId at that last call on the and is lacking the experience of aD ... mot at the ball. It Irustrat- established team . .. ....... said Johnson. "We played well, but we couJdD't • players' reaction was one of stay with them," said JohllSOll. Johnson said, "Our guys This Saturday night once again WIlbey made them quit. They the Rangers play Chicago State OIl ......... at them. One of the their home turf. "'- up to me alter and said, Johnson commented. "Thi. ,.., quit on us, coach!' " should be a great game; we're loot· ~ added. "I was pleased ing for an upset. Our defensive • - ooera11 performance. This matchup bothers them It sbouId be - of the best games of the exciting." .... ,_ ....... the ~ We dominated them and it Lake County Marathon II)' Patricia Cumhie Sports Editor 1bursday night the field- 11Mturned into the twilight =Illetrhe Indiana Universityteam and coach left for the with about 4 minutes left to .... Put, IL-"Plans for the • LIb County Marathon, sched· ..... AprIJ 29, are well under- .., ... iIIcorporate several admin- ....... IIId functional changes to ~ tbe race," announces Mar- ... Olainnan Barry Seiller. • most significant change in ~_1tM marathon, formerly the - County Heart Marathon, is aelalDihc of a new charitable co- ..... the Dlinois Special Olyrn- \Ila (80). The ISO Ia a program of ~ fitness, sports training and ~":.tcompetition for mentally children and adulls. The ~ is based in Normal. IL ~ bas a marathon office in High- ~ Park Which it 'hares with the ~~barban Special Recreation _. The ISO will receIve JIItoeds from the Marathon. . • Marathon outgrew the re- ~~ of the Hean Association of -=:-County, but the association SUpportive and many of nn.~bers are still involved . .....,. changes to be made for .. ""'s ra<e include a more ef- ~ COuntdown clock at the -:... l:OUrse alterations to improve -- aalely in Lake Forest; an ~ pre-race seminar and diniIIr; lIId improvements to increase i)l the awards cererno- "That was not acceptable behavior It's like taking your ball and going home. " Rees Johnson The Lake County Marathon is III annual event beId in the spnIlC :: northeastern D\iDOis. The route the 26.2 mile foot race winds through the nortI>em suburbs ~ Chicago a10nI the lake. SpeciaI tures of the race include :..::::: neous ball-marathon; a . for runners from the fi,nis~~ Ravinia ParI< to the start .. . more than I ,000 local. YOhsnlftn. and and 100 corporate eontnbutors. 15 2,340 entries from more~3 to states, representing ages II I I I..... P.... ~ Indoor track season coUI.:~.1:' I.I...,lI;;i., .p G ChIcIlgO S .. auna,/. F b. 1 L .. ~_ .~. Tu edII,/. F b.1 7:30 p.m. Ph'/ d c....... Student tick $1 In edv P E. eel... 2.50 at doOf Plus po8'"9-- .,...,..,,,-,,,, U 011 - It's ".. wiIfl "fOfI' " .... feCf.. • ... Feb. H. DeItCl,,· . • OJ. pillS " N/gIIf F,... Qu.... , I'ouItllefS; F.b.. If, Joel Madiso". c:omllf.i.". pillS Hertt.ee Food Pizz. SpecJ.L ScP.£,C.sIA~L ATTRACTION Feb. U: Soup ICiteItM ... _ LocaIn. .... basketball gers frustrate Ft . .-That was not acceptable behavior, It's like taking your ball and going home. " -Coach Rees Johnson was great to play them ·• Before this was the Chi go State game played Jan. 31 at Chi State. They lost this game 7&-71 Leading scorers for Parbide were ArthlD' Randles, Brian Ditgins and Erik Womeldorf.. Chicago is a more mature. established team ranked fiftb llae nation right now. Parbide' • ball team is not as .. .....,,, and is 1addng the espeneace al established team. "We played well. but coulD stay with them," said Jobmon. This Saturday night once the Rangers play Cbicago their borne turf. John on comment~. " should be a grat pme; 're ing for an upaet. Our M~te matchup bothers them It --S • exciting." • '.5 ..,._ eam hu out in LaCro se Happy Valentine's Day - I I est ers dominate once again Parkside victory. eam quette, Michlcan to take on Northern fdichigan, who is ranked 13th. Parkside again upped its record to 11-2 with a very intense 26-22 victory. Vania started out the meet by receiving a forfeit to put Parkside on the scoret>oard - 134 pounder Kluge came away with a 13-1 superior decision O\'er MU's Chris Gilman . Mike Winter wrestling at 142 pounds w n a clo e and exciting 12- 11 decision o ·er Rich Friberg. At 158 , Dick on again dominated Ethan Barger by a score of 19-4 . Yde on an important 10-9 deci - on o ·er m Captain Tim Jones. Ted Keye , 177 pounder , then upped hb te.im-leading 37-6 record with an 11-1 major decision over Derric Muno to close out the Sto.gmm~ Parkside coach J· mented, "I was • un Kocti couple of close vi~ ~ers pulled ' out. Ev 1be mg to wrestle at ~ II now. The main idea ., be bett ~ave everyone Jleaking laid tionals, which is J·ust ,i.....~ away." -~ ~ter wrestling a dou agamst Carthage and Ori hie at home, the team "111 cae., Frid~y to Wheaton, DJ lra\'tl ~te m the Wheaton eoi~. tional. The Rangers ~ th_er~ last year and !e wm.Jt this year. Th . ~ petition out of 20 ~ chief Drake University w~ !ournament last year. OIi Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 18, February 9, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 17 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Alcohol policies - Students give input on proposed changes Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1 _.1'brsdaiiiiiliilllil,.F..e.b::rur::ai:ri;!!:::i2::,:il.9.84~u::m::·v~e~rs~ity or WisC--:O",DSEiD:::-",p:::ar=ksi::::i-d",e=-=_O::::.,..,:::Z=- __El:... __a.iilI.:.l;':;' _Alcohol policiesStudents give input on proposed changesby KeD MeyerEditorPnposedcbanges in campus al-CIIIIilIpoticies have drawn the at-IIItkItofmany groups on campus,.. latestbeingstudents, The Park-IIde Union Advisory Boardll'UABl.!beP.S.G.A. Senate and a.....- ofthe student body vialiltnet'sRanger survey. -PUABisacampus-wide commit-liewlIh10voting members -7..... 2 faculty and 1 alumni._!leemet Jan.27to dis-_theproposed changes that theu..administration is considering..... 10enforce the 19-year-old...... age when it takes effectlily\.• Unionadministration is pro-.... !beetimination of pitchers...... toOUIICebeers and carafesInanattempt toeliminate'\ilIulng"of alcoholic bever-.. Itudents who are not oldtoIegaUy drink._Iderations include tim-.... to onealcoholicdrinkII'lrip10thebar(also to prevent'JlIItIa,"l.having bartenders.... identification more often,~ ... ofa hand stamp or1.0.- 10signify the person's sta.drinker.Willprobably meet weekly....... these considerationsL.C110odiscUssing issues such as- ...... iDUnion alcohol poli-"Williuect Special events, such~ ....... ADearlierUnion survey..... lhat while there was only a:: I*tentage of l8-year-old stu-o..Plfthasing alcohol during the-- IbeUnion Square, the per-centage jumped to 33 percent dur-ing evening dances.The P.S.G.A. Senate Jan.26passed a Scott Peterson/CarolKa-zarian resolution stating tbatP.S.G.A.supportsthe eliminationof wine carafes and beer pitchersbut not20ounce beers. Theresole-tion passed7-6-1.The resolution stated that "theelimination of the20ounce beerwill not prevent the consumptionby underage students.""Implementing such a proposalwithout student input wouldbeinviolation of shared governance,"said Peterson, Senate Pro Tempo-re.Over three dozen students re-sponded to last week's Ranger sur-veydealingwith the proposedelim-ination of the carafes, pitchers and20ounce beers.Over80percent of the studentswho returned surveys disagreedwith the proposed eliminationsAsampling of the comments onthe surveys:"Twelve ounces or a glass at atimeispreferred.Ifsomeonewanto drown his/her sorrows.tI)an-other bar or lake to jump in .."Once again; the administratIonthinks we are in high school""Ifyou are going to stop serrmgpitchers, why discontinue largebeers? How many people do youknow who order a large beer andshare it? UsuallyifIgel a glass,Idrink it myself.""Isthis a way to increase profitson thepartof the Union'!""Ifeel that drinking alcoholicbeverages is not a problem, Peopleshould be carded at!bedoorandstampedUrnonpersonnelhouIdmillaround and chectifrrunon aredrinking""Those of"l:eshouldnotbepun-ished for the raingof thedrinkingage.Utheywanttogi,'e undengefriends beer. PlJ]I,15BTBDI!""I don'tthinItyoushould"pun.ish" others jus! becausetbestalecban;:ed their rrund. Jus! doo', letminorsin!""IthinItwemastallow 18yearolds into the SquareUthismeansspendmgextramoneytomalt.surethey don'l drinll alcohol then thismustbedone! Wecannotma.tethem secced-e citizensbylor.biddmg them entrance.""Having to return to the barafter eoh 120heftcause crowding and ronf_ Thatmany people atthebarwould pre-venl the bartenden IromchediDgI O'-s 1 would brin;: mj'ownandnever bU) another beer thereagaanIt• UI can" bu)" aheftfor a Irleudoccasionally.1"11not caretoIre-qutthis establishmeJl .."Itisn't goingto mailer .\monwill till get alcoholIon&!beyhave lriends that ar of"Uposslble. I leel II Idbebesttoteepp'lrben because the)are nice lor large groupT1WmJghI be done throughlionor se'\'ere penaJlJe:s.rrnotbIe~16ouncebeerswouldbebesl •"Theworstpartaboul thesesue-gestions is theoneheftperpenonand no pltchen Somegrourettogetherto socializeandtheseruleswouldonlybarnperthai •I.:_IDEcoming back to campus'er Carnivaltostart Feb. 13Thief hits CBE"""'-'_1'5FAilorApprolwDaS2$OorItoIeolIoItfromcaa_BootEaclwlce(CUEopontedby ~SbocIeDl..-lion ...,IPSCACBE _ItscIoon ,.IOOdIoItMay'I1leBoot~=~::_ open011lIDd 011tt.aoactooat!beyarIDorder torolm1landIDODe1topeople''efall-ed to pidl _apAcconItacto PSGA PresIcIfttI_ 1IloaIUr.f'lollllpo aadSm-atepnHemporet ~!bekeyto!beCBEbad _~ TbaradayJaDItlIDdItdiowtaed011TuesdaY.JID24IIlaI!beIDODe1badd_redIlueoUr·PbiIlipssaidtllat!beIDODe1bad _pla<odill2SanelopesIDabeDm!beCBE'!beeuIpnttool<!bettI.eIopesfrom !bebeDrepla<edllDdhid!be....Caa1pClSS;;;;rtybastUttiarepor1of!betbereareDO ~tociaSCadalls .....bod -."..---. ...." :+-'- .-z """.Fnn-yZ.11M\Letters to the Editor'Alcohol changes bad10dleEddorllIIo ...dle .......,. 01 •studoalbe« sbewiDal-flDd.YIb<ruIeslIId .......lloDs'nils01 ""'"" bIIIrtfemn ...Ib< -Ills cbIIkuh,",b<lieYIbol_SquIreIsbusy.abutendorwlI1beIbIo ......1upIbpoopIef«1b<ar!D.nbo......,Ll>Ir\eDdonan.::;... .:........:::. 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PASportic1patodIIIIb<SuDdaysalPaltskleprogramlorthree lean,inIb<future _appred-I.IIIfoarcoatnbubOllrecei\ed...... n!«lCJlltiooKoiIh RHarmaM....JCeoPresidelllPASParking meters should be fixedtime wilh Ibe amounl of moneyde-posited, which in turn has causedme to receive tickets fromthemeter expiring sooner thanitshould have.UntilsomethingisdoneaboutIhese problems, sludenls shouldnotbe responsible tocarry outtheirpari (putting money inlo the meterluntilthe other sidemakesan effortto take care of their responsibili-ties.To!beEdItor1'his complainl, thaiperu,nsto!bepar\ingmelonIocJledIIIIbeUmonparlunglot,comesfromastudentand1am sure other stu·den """" are both angry and dis·salWiedwiththe services beingd«leWbat services amItalkingabout" Botb "snow removal"aroundth. meters and "lb. verypoormaintenanee of Ibe parlungmeters ..Several limes 1 have foundm)'SeU (acefirstin the snow bankthat surrounds the parking metersalter the parking 101has been plOW-ed struggling, lighting and even tak·ingachanceofbreaking my neckto putafewcoinsinto the meterand on lop of thai, only 10 find thatthemeterisworking improperly.several times whenIhave parkedat the metered area the meterwouldbeworkingimproperly bynot indicating the right amount ofangrystudent'(sPsych students insensitiveWRITERSandIam Ibankful Ibal he is alive.Howcanstudents studypersonal-ityfor 14weeksand not have em-pathy lor Ibe despair a person feelswhen they want to die.Ifwe are al-lowed 10 take lb. final, you mighlmake an A on thattest "youstud-iedSOhard for" bul you gelanFillhumanily. You should changeyourmajor to engineering-machinesaremore your style.To tbe EdItorI.....aboa student ofDanPaul·son's P ychology of Personalityclass, bul I am nolhallasangrywiththe admin.istralive decision·making onthisissue asIamwithtbe studenls Ibemselves.When I ..... informed of Mr.Paulson's aUornpl1o take his We.I.... Iold ,.;th a snider,asIfthis.... funny.Itsoon became a topicofIIllerestoncampus andIoil-SO!'\ed _~ sludenls laughing al\besituation.!In"'eng.of50percent of ourclass arePsychmajors. My God'!\Thereis!beunderstanding, thesensith·ity? 1 considerita tragedythaia manaswell-educatod as Mr.Paulson triedtotake his own lifeSusan StreetLitterisdisgustingTo the Editor:for whom it was intended.Iam disgusled and appalledatthe amounl of liller in thebuildin&and especially in thelargehallwa,from CommArts10 theUnion.Who are you,Mr.orMs.Uttrr·er? I've never seen anyone debber·a\ely throw things down.II [",erdo, you";11meel m.and Iwillboglad to show you where thewasilContinu.d on page11DearChildren, Kids, to "Whom·ever the shoefits,"As I mulled over in my mind thismessag.,Itriedtothink 01 variousapproachestothe problem. Humorand jokingseemtobe100 .asy andsatire might not work either. I'vedecided on the direcl approach andhope thai il";11reach Ihe people#longeriswritten andeditedbystudents of UW_Porlrside cJnd'Myore solely resporl$ibleforilsedilorial policy andconten'.PublisMdeveryTltoJrsdoy d~rin~theacodemic yearuceplduring breohondholiJoyi.#longerISprmt«1 by the Racine JournolTimes.. A./fco,~spondence slfould ~addressedto: Porlcside Ronger. 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Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 17, February 2, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1984-02-02 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System campus alcohol policies parkside student government association (PSGA) parkside union advisory board (PUAB) special events union square https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/65fdcb3edfe357fbd359eb29f513f079.pdf dcf13c979de1ccdd7726bbd513b364a7 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 16 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Advising changes recommended Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Vol. 12, No. 16 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Advising changes recommended by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor The Coordinating Council on General Education (CCGE) approved the proposal to recommend to the Administrative Council that an Academic Assistance Center be established. \ The entire proposal contains three documents: a description and a statement of the function of the Academic Assistance Center, a description of how such an advising system would be implemented in conjunction with the proposed new admissions policy, and a proposed policy for the UWP Faculty Senate. The whole of the document must be approved by the Academic Policies Committee (APC), and the last document must be approved by the Administrative Council and adopted by the Faculty Senate before the Academic Assistance Center can be implemented and become operational. The purpose of an Academic Assistance Center is primarily to serve as a centralized location where students who have an undeclared major or area of interest can go to be advised by trained volunteer faculty members. After the student has declared a major or area of interest, he/she would be assigned to an advisor in the respective department, which does not differ from the current Parkside advising system. The Center would also provide support to those volunteer faculty members, as well as provide continuous orientations to keep them aware of departmental changes and university requirements. Arthur Dudycha, Chariman of the CCGE Advising Subcommittee, said, "Although this isn't the ideal plan, it is certainly a step in the right direction." Dudycha said that a "tremendous number of hours" have gone nto developing the policy which has been in the works since September. Professors David Beach continued to page 3 Vice Chancellor candidates Vice Chancellor candidate Michael Riccards (left) and Search and Screen committee chairman Ron Pavalko held an open meeting with students Monday. The second of the five finalists, Marvin Loflin, will hold an open meeting with students on Wednesday, Feb. 1 in Union 207 f rom 1-2 p'.m. Corporate sponsorship committee established A committee has been established to help determine the status of individual events that require corporate sponsorship. The issue of corporate sponsorship reached its pinnacle when administrators said that certain sponsorships — specifically those by beer companies — might be turned down in the future. PSGA President Jeanne Buenker-Phillips and Vice President Mike Scoon met with Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle last week to discuss the issue and set up the committee that will formulate guidelines concerning corporate sponsorship. The three-member committee will be comprised of Coordinator of Student Activities Buddy Couvion and Executive Committee members of SOC (Student Organization Council) and PAB (Parkside Activities Board). The committee will submit its recommended guidelines within a month to the PSGA Senate and Chancellor Alan Guskin for approval. The actions of the standing committee, which will have the same make-up as the formulating committee, will be forwarded to the Chancellor or his designee, said Scoon. INSIDE... "Final" decision irks psych, students Joffrey ballet to perform Overlooked movies of 1983 Message boards bring news to campus / ' v " * , 10 • > C* s < - , - v r ., Women's volleyball team tours Germany Alcohol survey The Union administration is considering changing policies concerning alcoholic beverages on campus, because when the new drinking age effect takes July 1, many students at Parkside will be under the age to consume alcohol. No definite plans have been agreed upon as yet, and the Union administration is taking student input on what would be the best solution to the upcoming problem. The Parkside Union Advisory Board will also be discussing the issue next week. The tentative plan is to discontinue the serving of pitchers of beer, 20 ounce beers and carafes of wine in an attempt to keep people from "sharing" alcohol with underage drinkers. Other plans include limiting each patron to only one alcoholic drink purchased each trip the bar, and for the bartenders to ID patrons more regularly. In order to measure student reaction to these proposed policies, Ranger is conducting the following survey. The three questions deal specifically with the discontinuation of the large-size alcoholic beverages. There is also space available for any ideas, suggestions or comments that you might have. Now is the time that students can have some input. If you don't do it now, don't complain later. • •••••••'•• 1. Do you agree that the large containers of alcohol should be discontinued and only 12 ounce beers and single glasses of wine should be sold? YES NO 2. Do you agree that the large containers of alcohol be discontinued, but that larger beers should be served (14 o r 16 ounces?) YES NO 3. Do you disagree with the proposal to discontinue the large containers of alcoholic beverages? YES NO COMMENTS, SUGGESTIONS, IDEAS: Use additional sheets of paper if necessary, or WRITE A LETTER TO THE EDITOR! Drop off the completed survey at the Ranger office, WLLC D139, n ext to the Coffee Shoppe. ^jVADofC* avS<wVa*C r>T* \ awry RANGER Letters to the Editor Psych, student agrees To the Editor: . I agree 100 pe rcent with "name withheld" over the issue of the Psychology 260 class. I must also add that he wasn't as angry as I! Mr. Pavalko has no empathy over this matter, whatsoever. I sat through all of t hose weeks in a class where attendance was mandatoryas well as our tuition payment. I bought the required books, I read the required material. I met every requirement of this class-I even waited an hour to hear that there was no final. My gripe with you, Mr. Pavalko, is that you c an't work out a basic final for us students who study extensively for our finals. We need action. Carolyn Thompson Ranger appreciated To the Editor I would like to commend you on your efforts to make the Ranger the best paper in the UW System. I think that John Kovalic is one of the best feature editors. I think that students should write more letter to show everyone that other things can help. I really enjoy the classisection. Rick Luehr's "psychoible" article is very funny and entertaining! The whole staff does a terrific job at what they do. I am looking for ward to writing more letters in the future to tell you what I like and dislike. I'm also going to continue to write more classifieds during the remainder of this semester. Ken Meyer, I think that you're one of the best editors that the Ranger has ever had! I just wish that there would be a lot more music and movie reviews. So keep up the good wo rk! U. W. Pa rkside students need to know what jhey reacl- Joey Traughber Write a letter to Ranger CORRECTION Julian Brown was incorrectly identified as a member of the Gospel Truth Crusaders in last week's front page picture. Brown, a drama major at Parkside, spoke at the Martin Luther King, Jr. Commemorative prorgram on January 16. Times sure are changing Times-they are a'changing, even at ol' Parkside. When I first attended this prairie university in the fall of 1979, the apathy ran rampant but so did the fun for those few students who got involved. Now, the apathy runs rampant but the few involved students don't have nearly as much fun. Let me explain... Then, as now, there are not 50 eve nts happening at the same time to choose from in order to find some fun. But in those days students who wanted to could easily find something to have fun with. Take for example the men's basketball games. In those days the team had its infamous "Chicago connection" that made the program look as respectable as a streetwalker standing under a red light. But we didn't care. Our team kicked ass as well as the best of them. That's why the home games had a pep band, a group known as the Rambunctious Ranger Rowdies (mostly Ranger staff members) and a regular following from the major student organization members. While these glory days of fan participation are long gone, one reminder is still with us-the Geritol Dixieland band that plays in Union Square after the games. It's a good band...the first time, the fifth time, the eighth time and the thirteenth time. Speaking of Union Square, let's bring up the Winter Carnival and the administrative policies concerning alcohol on campus. If 1979 r epresented day, 1984 is far worse than night. A t otal eclipse is more like it. The first full-fledged Winter Carnival was in February 1980. (Ranger won that competition along with the following year's, but has since fallen away, showing that apathy hits everywhere.) In those days the Union ran a special that wouldn't even be considered now — a 32 ounce mug of beer. Pay $1.75 or so for the full mug and get refills all Winter Carnival week for only around a buck. Now administrators want to get rid of pitchers and 20 ounce beers because of the impending doom caused by Ken Meyer by the 19 year old drinking age. Is nothing sacred anymore? Winter Carnival has always been fun, especially when Ranger was winning. The only major change now is that the opening parade is running in the opposite direction- leading away from the Union instead of ending up there to drink 32 ounce mugs of beer. The Winter Carnival parade also now disallows the use of motorized vehicles. That seems to make sense, however, remembering how the Ranger filled the Concourse with exhaust fumes add noise pollution on our way to victory ...and the Union for our 32 ounce mugs of beer. But everything must change sooner or later. Even Ranger followed this depressing scenario. The days of competition with other student organizations (be it football, basketball or volleyball) are long gone. So are the days of weekly migrating to the Union to socialize and espouse life's meaningless moments. Back then we tried to do it every day that ended with the letter "y." U 9 *00 & Ken Meyer Editor Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor John Kovalic Feature Editor Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor Michael Kailas J Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jill Whitney Nielsen Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Janice Chase, Carl Chernouski, Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Bob Kiesling, Kendyl-Marie Linn, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Dick Oberbruner, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhlig PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb Eichhorn, Todd Herbst, Dave McEvoy, Karen Trandel. Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No.,2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Deadline for letters is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. RANGER YMCA Study atmosphere promoted by John Kovalic Ranger Hall, the Racine YMCA that doubles as Parkside's only dormitory accommodation, has implemented new policies geared toward a new academic emphasis for students. "We're trying to get more of a study-type of atmosphere," said Jose Yamat, a Ranger Hall Residence Assistant. "Last semester there were many low GPA's. It was decided that it was a function of the school to serve students' educational needs foremost, and that's what we're trying to do now." One of the guidelines concerns the "quiet hours" on the student floors. Since the YMCA began operating Ranger Hall, these hours were designated to begin at 11 p.m., and earlier during finals. "The new hours start at 9 every night," said Yamat, "and we'll be stricter on the enforcement of the hours this semester as well. We shouldn't hear any noise in the halls after this time." Students will be able to take advantage of a study hall that has been established from 9 p.m. to 1 a.m. An RA will be on duty there for most of that time to "keep things quiet," Yamat said. Along with stricter enforcement of these policies, the YMCA will also be providing incentives to the residents. "The person with the most improved GPA will get a reward, like a sort of candy, really. Only the incentive will either be $100 off your next semester's rent or a gift certificate for the same amount if the person is leaving," said Yamat. "It's a sort of goal for the students," he added. A th ird policy change is to make the RAs themselves more noticeable. The RA on duty will spend two hours every night at the front desk when many of the residents will be returning from Parkside. "We want people to see the RAs as soon as they get in," said Yamat. Also the RAs want people to come to them more often, without going to the YMCA a dministration right away. "I suppose it's just a need of the RAs to feel more independent," commented Yamat, "and to take on more of the responsibility themselves." The RAs will not hold mandatory meetings once a week to discuss problems and ideas. "Overall, we want to improve communications and relationships," said Yamat, "and make living here more comfortable for everyone." Union gate closing changed by Jill Whitney Nielsen There will soon be a new policy in effect at UW-P concerning the gate between Molinaro and the Union concourse. Although most of the buildings stay open until midnight, the Union building closes at 11 p.m. The change was made two years ago due to a slack in business after 11 p.m. in the Union Square and Rec Center, causing some students to be either locked in or out of the rest of the building at strange times. Bill Niebuhr, Director of the Union, explained that the gates are locked at 11 pm. for security reasons. There have been vandalism and some break-ins in the past, including a major one at the Union Information desk. As part of their nightly duties, the Student Union supervisors lock the gates, usually after the Union Square has closed, although some students have found the gate locked much earlier. Niebuhr was apprised of this problem and stated, "That's one thing we can do something about." He further added that after the Square and the Rec Center close, the students have no real reason to be in the building. , "If we wanted to keep the gates open past 11 (for the convenience of those students who don't want to wait outside,) it would cost between $750 and $1200 to keep an employee over," said Niebuhr. That money would come from segretated fees. would come from segretated fees. After much discussion between Niebuhr and Mike Menzhuber, Rec Center manager, a compromise was reached. It was decided that Union supervisors will wait until all students leave the Union Square and Rec Center before locking the gates. It was also suggested that the duty of locking the gate be made the last on the supervisor's list. This compromise should rectify most of the problems students have encountered. The only other problem would be with student organizations in either building who choose to work late. This will be rectified by sending memos out to the individual organizations informing them of the new policy. International Studies major developed How do foreign countries view America's increasingly tough military posture? Are the world's nations moving toward a single, international economy? Why is it important for persons of various countries to be aware of fundamental cultural differences that might influence, and seriously impede, cross-cultural communication? Those are the kinds of questions being probed in the newly organized International Studies major at Parkside. - Authorized three years ago by the UW System Board of Regents, the program has been expanded, both academically and in terms of efforts to bring the examination of internationally important topics to residents of Kenosha and Racine. The international studies major is being offered at UW-Parkside with four areas of specialization: European civilization, developing nations, international relations and world cultures. Although only a small number of students have officially declared international studies as their major, the program is the source of increasing interest by business majors and other interested in fortifying their studies with a solid knowledge of world affairs. John Harbeson, program coordinator and Parkside political science professor, said efforts are underway in cooperation with local school systems to promote the study of international topics in local primary and secondary schools. Overseas study programs for Parkside students currently are being explored, and additional "outreach" projects including community presentations by faculty and workshops on matters of international concern are being planned. "It's a multi-disciplinary effort," Harbeson said. "And that's how it should be. We've got 45 faculty members representing the humanities, business, science, the social and behavioral sciences and the arts participating in the program. There's a wealth of expertise on this campus that can be applied to international studies and we're harvesting in it." A survey currently is being conducted among Parkside faculty and staff-many of whom have lived and worked abroad-to determine professional and personal backgrounds that could contribute to the study of world affairs. Harbeson said the increasing inter-dependence of nations make an international studies program more important than ever. "Also, however, from a career standpoint, a grasp of international issues is extremely important," he said. "It's hard to think of a career today that doesn't have some kind of an international connection." For more information on the program call Harbeson at 553-2612. Ranger photo by Michael . Kailas. The recent cold spell brought about scenic beauty around the Parkside campus. Computer back on line by Pat Zirkelbach It was the "first problem for a length of time." That was a brief description of the situation last week at the Computer Center by the Center's Director, William Misamore. The main computer, a Digital Equipment Corporation PDP- 11/70, stopped working when a disc drive made by the System Industries failed late Sunday night. The problem was discovered Monday morning when the Computer Center started for the semester. A System Industry repair man was called in from Madison who worked on the problem to no avail. Tuesday, more parts were ordered from Chicago but those also didn't help. Tuesday night, Tom Leih, Systems Programmer at the Computer Center, called a System Industry manager in California for help. Wednesday morning more SI repairmen came in and started loading a diagnostic program onto a back-up tape drive, which also broke down. Since the tape drive was not made by System Industry, another repairman had to be called in from Chicago. After he assessed the problem, more parts were ordered from Milwaukee. Again System Industry's program was loaded and once again the tape drive failed. The DEC repairman ordered parts from California and by Thursday the tape drive was running, allowing the other repairmen to begin on the original problem. Friday morning the drive failed again and System Industry was called once more. Finally the drive was repaired and as of Monday it was running and available for normal use. "The PDP-11 is up 98 percent of the time and is quite reliable," stated Misamore. "The last time anything of these proportions happened^ it only lasted for three days." Advising continued from page 1 and Michael Bassis played key roles in developing this policy. Dudycha feels that the Academic Assistance Center, if approved, could be in operation by the fall semester. "The Center needs to be in operation in the fall if the plan to implement the new admissions policy the following year is approved. This way the wrinkles and kinks can be smoothed out," said Dudycha. If t he proposed admissions policy is approved, those students who would be placed under Conditional Admissions would be advised by Educational Services and not the Academic Assistance Center until they are moved to a Standard Admissions category. "The goal of the university is the retention of students. Hopefully this (the implementation of the Academic Assistance Center) will do a better job of directing students, which will keep thefii from feeling lost in the cracks," added Dudycha. RANGER Students unhappy with "final" options by Bob Kiesling Students in Dan Poulson's Psychology of Personality class, after waiting for more than an hour for their professor to show up for the final last semester, found out they weren't going t o have a final. Poulson, a psychology department lecturer who was teaching the class, had attempted to take his own life, apparently the night before. One of the students finally went to the psychology department and told the department that Poulson was not there. The class was visited by Ronald Pavalko, chairman of the Behavioral Sciences Division, and David Beach, the psychology department's program coordinator, who said they spoke with the students to discuss the options. "We were even more confused than the students," said Beach. "We tried to reach Dr. Poulson. We didn't know what was happening." Finally, Beach and Pavalko decided that the students would be offered four options: to take the midterm grade as the grade for the course; to receive credit for the course with no grade, to retake the course without charge, or drop the course. Beach said the department's idea "was to try to offer to the students every viable alternative we could think of within the constraints we had." Some of the students, however, disagree. Several have said that the options and said they had special requirements that made all options unacceptable. "Granted, this is a unique situation," said John Allen, one of the students. "It looks like they just didn't want to deal with it," he said. "Administratively, it all looks neat and fine." He said that one of the possible options mentioned by Beach, to retake the exam at a different time, "would have been fine." Beach and Pavalko had mentioned that as a possible option to the class. However, Beach said, at that time, to the best of the department's knowledge, Poulson did not prepare a final. It would have been unfair to the student, he said, because the department does not know, specifically, which material Poulson had covered. Vet stress subject of study The Veterans Administration has announced plans to conduct a major study of the extent of posttraumatic stress disorder and other readjustment problems among Vietnam-era veterans. VA Administration Harry N. Walters said the mdepth study will be the first of its kind to examine the post-war readjustment problems of Vietnam-era veterans-male and female-on a nation- wide basis. VA issued a request for proposal for the study from private contractors on January 20. Mandated by Congress under Public Law 98-160, the study will include both veterans who served in the Vietnam theater and those who did not, as well as a comparison group of n on-veterans. The survey will focus on veterans who now have or have had readjustment problems and those who made the transition to civilian life with little or no difficulty. It will be designated to provide data on the psychological and social aspects of Vietnam veterans' lives, with particular attention to female veterans and service-connected veterans. The VA als o intends the study to develop data regarding post-war psychological proble ms among veterans from minority groups, veterans with physical disabilities, veterans with substance-abuse problems and incarcerated veterans. VA is required to submit to Congress a report on the findings of the study by October 1, 1986. Findings should assist VA in planning fo r the future needs of Vietnam-era veterans in the area of readjustment counseling. Data should also promote an increased understanding of the nature of post-traumatic stress disorder. Interested parties may obtain a copy of the request for proposal by submitting a written request to Mark B. Franklin, Contracting Officer, VA Procurement Service (93A), Office of Procurement and Supply, 810 Vermont Avenue N.W., Washington DC 20420. Responses to solicitation must be received at the above address no later than April 19. A pre-bid conference for prospective bidders will be held at 9 a.m. on February 21 in VA Central Office, Room 119. ' CHAMP cited exemplary Parkside's CHAMP program , designed to encourage and motivate minority high school youth to prepare for post-secondary education has been cited as exemplary by the National Commission on Excellence in Education. The citation is the result of a national study of 3,30 0 post-secondary institutions by the commission which analyzed, among other areas, cooperative programs between high schools and universities that facilitate the transition of s tudents from secondary to post-secondary education. An article about the study that included a description of Par kside's CHAMP program appeared in the December issue of the American Association for Higher Education (AAHE) Bulletin magazine. Parkside was one of 17 U.S. universities, colleges, community colleges and technical schools cited in the AAHE re port. About 600 stud ents currently are enrolled in CHAMP (which stands for Creating Higher Aspirations and Motivations Program), which was established in 1979. The four-year program consists of stu dents in 9th through 12th grades who attend sixweek summer sessions at Parkside which include educational workshops, career and personal counseling, and field trips. Close contact is maintained with the CHAMP students, their parents and counselors during the regular school year. Teachers and counselors in Racine and Kenosha schools identify participating students who have potential for academic success. About 300 8th g raders from the two communities have been attending twoday CHAMP orientation sessions at Parkside the last two weeks. About half of these are expected to join the program as 9th graders next fall. Pizza winner Student John Enderle won himself a pizza last week by b eing the first person to notice an error in the Housing Office poster distributed throughout the campus. The Housing office sponsored the contest and Heritage Food Service donated the pizza. Enderle reported the misspelling of the word "roommates" within an hour of the distribution of the Ranger announcing the contest. "I really feel strongly that they should try to be generous," said another student who asked not to be named because he/she is seeking an appeal. The student said that Pavalko "flat-out told me his hands were tied." "His statement to me was an untruth," the student said, "because he and Beach sat down and decided it. That's my main beef, how they've offered the options to the students." Beach said, however, that the department was trying to strike a balance between solving the problems as quickly as possible and keeping the students' interests in mind. Beach commented that the finals week, coming as it does right before Christmas, is one of the busiest times of the year, and the department was shorthanded, which is why they hired Poulson as a lecturer. "He had always been very dependable," said Beach of Poulson, who has taught other classes for the department. Because of a shortage of psychology professors, he said, Poulson had been rehired to teach the course and had not been closely monitored. "There were a lot of opti ons that could not stand up to reality," Beach said. "We felt it was absolutely imperative that we got to them within that time frame so that we could do as much for them as we could." The two students interviewed said they would take the midterm grade as the grade for the course. Allen said he was planning on attending professional school and had to ship transcripts out this semester. The other said that Poulson had told him he got a B-plus on the midterm, but the grade the department offered him was a B. The student said that out of a class of 82 students, only eight students got A's. Beach said that Poulson had recorded the midterm scores on a computer printout and had marked the letter grades on the same sheet. He said that clerical errors may have occurred, which may account for the student's grade difference. "I really don't fault Mr. Poulson," Allen said. "My general impression is that he really didn't play a part in this." He said, however, that he was bothered by the lack of consideration for the student's time in class. "You're not getting any credit for those last eight weeks," he said. "It's just out the window." Joffrey II to perform Tickets are now on sale for the Joffrey H Dance Company, which will open the 1984 Accent on Enrichment season on Monday, Jan. 30 at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. The Joffrey II performance is being co-sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board, a student group and AOE. Joffrey II tickets are available at the Union I nformation Center (552-2345). Season ticket sales for the entire AOE season of f our productions are still continuing while individual tickets for the Joffrey II performance are being sold. Individual tickets for the remaining AOE p roductions--" Master Harold and the Boys", Feb. 19; "The Soviet Emigre Orchestra," March 5; and "Weekley and Arganbright," duo pianists, April 7, will go on sale Jan. 30, al so at the Union Information Center. Joffrey H consists of the most talented young dancers from the acclaimed Joffrey Company, which has come to define ballet excellence and beauty in the U. S. The 12-member Joffrey II ensemble, which the New York Times called "the best small classic ballet company in the country," is both an intense, competitive training ground and a showcase for Joffrey stars of tomorrow. Selections to be performed by the dancers to taped music are: "Pas Des Deeses," choreographed by Robert Joffrey and performed to music by John Field. The work was inspired by a Romantic lithograph of 1846 by the artist Bouvier, and at the ballet's beginning, the dancers assume a pose from that famous work of art. Each subsequent variation demonstrates qualities made famous by a quartet of great 19th century dancers, Lucile Grahn, Fanny Cerrito, Marie Taglioni and Arthur St. Leon. "Beginnings,"" choreographed by Choo San Goh and performed to "Serenade for Strings, Op. 12," by composer Lennow Berkeley, premiered by Joffrey II this summer. "The 'Mary' Chapter...'" choreographed by Catherine Hills and performed to music by the late singer-songwriter Jim Croce, including the works "I'll Have to Say I Love You In a Song," "Salon and Saloon," "Dreaming Again" and "These Dreams." " I n Kazmidi t y , " choreographed by Ann Marie De Angelo and performed to selections from "Sylvia," by Leo Delibes. The fantasy work tells the story of a feminist kingdom inhabited by the souls of unfulfilled ballerinas who capture mortal young men and transport them to "Kazmidity," where "life is everlasting and the freedom of d ance prevails." The Joffrey II prepares its young performers to be soloists for the Joffrey Ballet as well as other professional dance companies. Founded in 1969, the Company also serves as a showcase for emerging choreographers, composers and lighting and costume designers as well as training-arts administrators and production personnel. Hotline training There will be Crisis Intervention Hotline training for Innovative Youth Services of Racine beginning the first week in February. The training session will last approximately 55 hours and the regular work hours are four hours per week for six months. College credit is available. If interested, contact Michelle McCarthy at 637-9557. RANGER 5 Thursday, January 26,1981 Message boards light campus programmed in Dallas; therefore, campus information must be sent Don't forget -or ignore -the survey on page 1 concerning the proposed changes in the alcohol policies on campus. Remember -student input now or never. PAB relocates by Walter Hermann Parkside Activities Board (PAB) has moved its office from Union 202 to a new location behind the Union Information desk in the old poster shop. PAB made the move in order to obtain more space for storage and making signs. According to PAB president Mark Scholzen and vicepresident Keith Harmann, the old office was like "a large closet." The new office has three rooms: a dressing room for visiting bands, an office for Scholzen and Harmann and a larger office for PAB committee members. Along with the move, Scholzen and Harmann expect the number of PAB members to grow from the approximately 65 people now involved. Scholzen an d Harmann feel that the new office will encourage people to feel less inhibited and will allow for creativity to be stimulated. PAB events for this semester include the Joffrey H Dancers on Monday, Jan. 30 a t 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater (tickets are $3 for students and $5 fo r general admission), and the continuing film series, which will feature such films as Hair, Trading Places, Meatballs and many more. For more information about PAB or upcoming events, pick up a schedule at the Union Information desk or call PAB office, 553-2650. Queen wanted Honey Queen Wanted by t he Racine- Kenosha Beekeepers Association. Must be available the first Wednesday of each month from 7: 30 to 9 p.m., and the first two weeks in August (Racine and Kenosha County Fairs, Wisconsin State Fair...admission and mileage will be paid.) There will be three state Honey Producers Association meetings, in March, July and November. County queens compete for the state honey queen title in November. The club is looking for a person who is friendly, outgoing and healthy. Great beauty is not necessary; a pleasing personality and neat appearance are more important, as well as a willingness to learn about bees and honey and an interest in marketing or product promotion. You will have opportunities to speak before very diverse groups of people. The club will provide you wi th all the honey you can eat, recipes to try out and a subscription to The Badger Bee. If you are interested, please come to the meeting of the Beekeepers Assocation on Feb. 1 at 7: 30 p.m., Racine County Building, Hwys. 20 and C, just west of 1-94. Prepare a brief resume to tell why you would like to be Honey Queen. If there are any questions, call Marilyn Weschnefski at 654-7964 or club secretary Carolyn Fanelli at 551-7781. Speaker Seven Social Science Roundtables featuring discussions on educating gifted black students, Wisconsin's state-share revenue program, the social consequences of depression and the U. S. presidential primaries ard scheduled at Parkside. All Roundtables are free and open to the public and begin at noon on Mondays in Union Room 106. Participants are encouraged to bring their lunches. Programs begin with 20-25 m inute talks by guest speakers followed by questions and comments. Program dates, topics and speakers are: Jan. 30 "The World Bank in Africa: Supply Side Imperialism? Partes to speak Alejandro Portes, internationally- known sociolo gist, will speak at Parkside on Friday, Jan. 27 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 107. Professor Portes, currently at the Johns Hopkins University, will speak on "Latin American Class Structures." His talk is free and open to the public. Portes comes to Parkside under the auspices of the Exxon Foundation and Parkside's International Studies Program. The Program, continuing its series of s peakers on international affairs, will also feature talks on the destruction of the population in Sri Lanka, on the arts in the Soviet Union and two on African politics and culture. Portes, born in Cuba, received his PhD from 1970 from UW-Madison. He has taught at the University of Illinois, the University of Texas and Duke University and held numerous fellowships including fellowships from the Torquato di Telia Institute, Buenos Aries and Stanford University. He has published widely in the fields of migration, urbanization, poverty and development in Third World countries. to the company two weeks before the information appears. Four more systems from The Campus Source, a company in East Brunswick, New Jersey, will be programmed on campus and will present strictly campus information. Two large panels will accompany the revolving message: one panel for a monthly events calendar and one to display an ad for the advertiser of the month. It hasn't been determined where or when the four new systems will be installed. Both services are free to the campus; therefore no student dollars or tax dollars were involved in obtaining the services, aside from the cost of mounting the boards. The companies providing the services receive profits from the sale of advertising segments that are broadcast or displayed. The advertising on the systems will be low key and will exclude such products as cigarettes or alcohol, said Union Director Bill Niebuhr. Eligibility to qualify for these systems is based on the campus student population. "These types of systems have only recently been made available to campuses of our size...hundreds of other campuses already have such systems," said Niebuhr. Niebuhr and Buddy Couvion, Coordinator of Student Activities^, initiated the request to obtain these systems. Niebuhr said that the decision to get the message boards was largely due to the positive responses that the systems have generated on other campuses. "What we're trying to do with these systems, in addition to the Ranger, posters and fliers, is to increase communication on campus to let people know about things that are happening," said Niebuhr. The installation of these systems was approved and authorized by the UW-Parkside Outreach Committee, chaired by Chancellor Alan Guskin. schedule set " with Parkside political science pressor John Harbeson, who has conducted extensive on-site research in Africa, particularly into rural development programs. Feb. 6 "The Black Gifted and Talented: Keys to Success," with Parkside education professor Barbara Shade, who has researched extensively the education of black students in the U. S. Feb. 13 "Wisconsin's Revenue Sharing: Good or Bad?" with state Senator John Maurer (DKenosha), who is the majority caucus chair of the senate's Joint Finance Committee. Feb. 20 "Compared to What? The Issue of Comparable Worth," with Parkside economics professor William Rie ber. Feb. 27 "What Cost Misery? The Social Consequences of Depression," with Parkside psychology professor Michael Gurtman. March 5 "The Presidential Caucuses and Primaries," with a panel of Parkside political science faculty including Willie Curtis, Harbeson, Ken Hoover, Samuel Pernacciaro and Sue Strickler. The Roundtable Series is cochaired by professors Hoover and Norman Clotier, economics, and is sponsored by Parkside's social science division and by the UW Extension Department of Governmental Affairs. 10% DISCOUNT To Parkside students and faculty members only, on all merchandise in our store and all repairs. Parkside I.D. required. Graduate Gemologist Graduate Diamontologist JEWELERS Kenosha Diamond Center PHONE: 658-2525 DOWNTOWN KENOSHA by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor Parkside is becoming a more information- rich campus with the addition of electronic revolving message boards that are being installed to increase campus communication and awareness of upcoming events. The campus will receive a total of six electronic message systems that will present local, national and world i nformation. The two boards currently operating in the Coffee Shoppe and the Union Square were provided by Bruner Broadcasting Company of Dallas, Texas. This system provides world and national news and sports, and most of th is information is changed three times a day. Each of th e segments is sponsored by national advertisers. Campus news, provided by the Parkside Public Information Office, is also broadcast on the message boards. The Bruner boards are 6 Thursday, January 26, 1984 HANGER ISO ISO (International Student Organization) will be holding a meeting Friday, Jan. 27 at 1 p.m. in Union 207. At the meeting they will be discussing the budget, International Week and an upcoming party. ASPA ASPA (American Society of Personnel Administrators) will be having a pizza party on Friday, Jan. 27. A meeting will be held at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 112 and the pizza party will be held after the meeting in Union Square. Pizzas will be provided by ASPA. New members are encouraged to come to the meeting and the party. DPMA DPMA (Data Processing Management Association) will hold its first meeting of the semester on Wednesday, Feb. 1 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 114. Important discussions will take place concerning upcoming elections of new DPMA officers, Winter Carnival participation and available IBM internships. New members and those interested in finding out more abou DPMA are encouraged to attend. Peer Support Scholarships of $50 each have been awarded to two Parkside adult students by Peer Support, a campus organization of students age 23 and older. The students are Michele Harper, of Pleasant Prairie, who is majoring in psychology and education, and Carol Barina, of Racine, who is majoring in life science. Applications for Peer Support scholarships can be obtained in the organization's office, Room D-175 of the Wyllie Library-Learning Center, or by c alling 553-2706. Law officers training program developed by campus profs A tra ining program for Wisconsin law enforcement officers developed by University Extension professors at Parkside and Milwaukee was turned over Jan. 17 to Gov. Anthony S. Earl by UW-Extension officials. The program, funded by a $13,- 000 grant from the Wisconsin State Council of the Knights of Columbus, helps law enforcement officers recognize and deal with the developmentally disabled, which includes persons who are mentally retarded, or have epilepsy, cerebral palsy or autism. The program is a training manual consisting of audio tapes and written materials that were produced under the direction and supervison of Professors Kim Baugrud, coordinator of University Extension activities at Parkside, and Samuel Stellman, UW-Extension Criminal Justice Institute, UW-Milwaukee. These training manuals will be used by law enforcement officers who are attending the 23 police PARKSIDE UNION PRESENTS SPRINC BREAK -DA MARCH 9 - 18, 1984 Arrangements by ECHO TRAVEL, INC. VW (Parkside) $229 QUAD OCCUPANCY THIS QUAUIY TRIP INCLUDES • Round trip motor coach transporation via ultra-modern highway coaches to Daytona Beach, Florida leaving Friday, March 9. Unlike others, we use the newest style buses available for a truly quality ride. • Seven nights accommodations at the exciting and well known Daytona Inn, located at 219 South Altantic Avenue in Daytona Beach. This is a deluxe oceanfront hotel located right in the center area of the strip. The hotel has a pool, big party deck, coffee shop, a great bar, air conditioning, and color TV This hotel is both the center of a lot of action and a good clean first class hotel. • Great pool deck parties, contests, or activities nearly everyday to meet people and have a good time. • Optional excursions available to Disney World, Epcot, Hawaiian luau's, party boats, and other attractions. • An entire list of bar and restaurant discounts for you to use everyday to save money, at places you would go anyway. • The services of full time travel representatives available daily to throw parties and take good care of you. • All taxes and gratuities. This is a trip for the student that cares about the quality of his Spring Break vacation. If yo u care about where you stay, what kind of bus you ride and how good your parties, discounts, and excursions are, siq'n up before this trip is full. Echo Travel has been the number one quahty college tour operator to Daytona for many years, last year handling over 9,000 people during Spring Break alone. Don t take the RISK of traveling with someone else. SIGN UP NOW AT PARKSIDE UNION OFFICE RM. 209 8-4:30 OR FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL 553-2201 academies in Wisconsin, the Wisconsin State Patrol, the Department of Natural Resources and the Wisconsin Department of Corrections. The Knights of Columbus grant was the 13th to Baugrud in the past 10 yean, totaling more than $30,000 to fund training programs in the area of law enforcement and mental retardation. Baugrud's interest in the developmentally disabled intensified following his serving on a special legislative committee on criminal justice for the physically and developmentally handicapped. "It is absolutely essential that all Wisconsin law enforcement officers are able to recognize the developmentally disabled, and to understand that these people have some particular problems when reacting with law enforcement personnel," Baugrud said. "They may. have difficulty understanding what is said to them. When questioned, they may lack standard identification, such as a driver's license. Also, they may display inappropriate behavior because they can't read signs or distinguish symbols." The Milwaukee Police Department has recognized the importance of this problem (how to deal effectively with the developmentally disabled), and all their officers have now gone through the manual," said Baugrud. Persons taking the program also become aware of the resources of the Developmental Disabilities Boards (Chapter 51) in each Wisconsin county. Interview workshop An Interviewing Techniques workshop will be held on Wednesday, Feb. 1 from 1-2 p.m. in WLLC D-175. tk\ Don't pass up your chance to send that special someone a Valentine's Day messageJ A mere 25C guarantees you a spot 15 words or less to appear in a special Valentine's Day section of the February 9 Issue of the Ranger, TAPE QUARTER HERE 0 Deposit Valentines in box outside the Ranger office WLLC D139C (next to the Coffee Shoppe) by noon Monday, February 6, 1984. RANGER 7 Thursday, January 26, 1984 Away from the Numbers Costello's'Clock': Elvis is King The best of 1983 by John Kovalic Feature Editor I woke up Thursday morning to the strains of "Say, say, say" with the horrible realization that somebody had shot the wrong Beatle. Something was terribly wrong with the universe and it wasn't just the question of Michael Jackson's gender. The year of 1983 is , mercifuly, over. "Thriller," five singles and sixteen barf bags since its release, is finally beginning to wear a bit thin. Not that it's a bad album..or it wasn't the first time I heard it. But by about the 1,124,654th time one of its releases came through my radio I began reaching for the Pepto-Bismol. The year marked the return of "The Establishment." The men in the boardrooms of Polydor and Warner churning out profit after profit. Forget about the musical aspect. Let's try to milk another single off of Mikey. But there were bright spots. Some of the handful of groups that did the unheard of — i.e. used a little bit of musical integrity in the production of new and varied albums — actually made a little bit of money on the side. Say... you don't think it might be profitable to actually be original, do you? What an astounding thought. Anyway, here are the high p oints of the year. In my humble and in- Ask Dr. Bill credibly biased opinion, I now give you the best of 1983's alternate music. •••••••••• Elvis Costello. Punch the Clock... in which bespectacled one proves once again that Elvis is king. Literally assaulting the listener with more innovations than a week's worth of Q FM, "Punch the Clock" is a masterpiece, Costello's best work recently, by far. "Clock" is biting in its sarcasm, unrelenting in its targeting of society's sacred cows and dead on target when it finds its mark. The depression of last year's "Imperial Bedroom" gives way to a more constructive view of l ife than Elvis has been willing t o admit to believe in in a long time. The addition of the TKO horn section, late of Dexy's Midnight Runners, has replaced the precise production of "Bedroom" with a real kick where it was needed most. "Clock" is Costello's return to power rock tempered with the soul of his earlier "Get Happy." Easily the best of the year, this is a great album. Dexy's Midnight Runners Too-rye-aye One of the first albums released in 1983, "Too-rye-aye" was a welcome return of the 'young soul rebels' after two years' relative silence, leaving their first album in the dust as Kevin R owland got his act together in more ways than one. The group's lineup was the umpteenth since the original members did the big split in 1980. Sometimes overbearing, Rowland's pretentious stoic self-denial was masked for much of the album. This allowed a more positive, powerful sound to emanate from the Celtic soulbrothers' respective instruments as the album turns into a Beatle-esque affirmation of youth. Off it came the year's best single, "Come on, Eileen." More than a faddish flirtation with a soul/Celtic fusion, "Too-ryeaye" is a powerful album that will stay fresh for a long t ime to come. U2 War Right, I know I've been harping on about U2 for the last year, but come on, guys, this is great stuff. One of the most promising albums in a long time, "War" overshadows "Boy" and "October" to give us a view of life on Northern Ireland's frontline. U2 are calling for peace as their countrymen divide up to fight amongst themselves. The sound is crisp as the group shifts gears throughout and produce changing, challenging portraits of life, from the strong beat of "New Year's Day" to softer "Surrender". Week at the Park The quartet has Come a long way and are one of the most exciting groups on the scene at the moment. REM Murmur Hailing from Georgia, REM has here what is easily the best American album of the year. As X stands pretty much still trying to give punk the kiss of life, REM has a sound that is new and original, tying strings of folk, punk- /pop and blues in a collage of sound that makes most albumoriented rock look si ck. Lead singer Mike Stripe lends the vocals a mysterious quality with a haunting tone that stays with you long after the record is over. "Radio Free Europe" leads the album off on a tour de force which, when aided by the rest of the tracks, make "Murmur" one of th e most compelling albums of the year. Mr. Fix-it Kramer' comes to campus by Bill St ougaard Oh me, oh my, what a time it was! Few people could boast about the exciting kind of semester break I had, mainly because all but a few had to have had a more exciting one than I did. So, in an effort to make this article sound more interesting, I'm going to lie through my cuspids. Once again I had to rise to a challenge. This time it was that most disgusting and vile of l abors — yes, painting the basement floor. (Enough to send you screaming into the night, huh?) Well, anyway, being me and everything, I took the bull by the horns, took a deep breath and bravely hid underneath my bed. An awe-inspiring sight, indeed. Finally I met my enemy (kicking and screaming all the way), the words of my father ringing in my ears: "What man has done, Stougaard can do," and "Get your butt down there, you lazy litt le punk." Now I was as ready as I would ever be. Mustering up the miniscule amount of courage at my disposal, I tried to escape through the basement window. I would have made it, too, if I hadn't eaten so much grub over the holidays. After my folks pried me free and threatened to make me eat John Kovalic's gerbil "Chuck" unless I got to it, I started to prepare the floor for painting. Hour after hour I scrubbed, rinsed and swept. I definitely had an idea how Prometheus felt being chained to the mountain and having birds make kibbles and bits out of his liver. God, how I suffered, never faltering for a moment lest I get hit. At last I was ready to paint. Grasping my magi c roller, "Roller," I proceeded to paint the floor. For four days and nights I painted. An endless sea of grey acrylic flowed from "Roller." I took breaks only to eat my daily morsel of Krafts cheese and macaroni (I agree with the little girl on the tube) and to watch the seven hours of soaps t hat I had recently become addicted to. After a momentous final effort, I completed the last brush stroke. Lifting my enchanted roller to the heavens, I cried in a tremendous voice filled with power, "PHEW!" My par ents, being alerted by my victory gasp, came tumbling down the stairs and gazed upon my work with tear-filled eyes. My father said in a trembling voice, "You dumb putz! You were supposed to paint the walls!" by J anice Chase Hi campers! Hope that your first week back wasn't too bad. This week's activities should bring you out of your first week blues. •••••••••• Today "Kramer vs. Kramer" will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for Parkside students and $1 for guests. The movie is being sponsored by PAB. •••••••••• "Kramer vs. Kramer" will be repeated on Friday, Jan. 27 a t 1:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. and on Sunday at 7:30 p.m. •••••••••• There will be a dance on Saturday, Jan. 28 featuring Dwayne Decker and his band. Admission to the dance is free with your basketball game exchange ticket or $3. The dance is being sponsored by Student Life. •••••••••• On Monday, Jan. 30 t he Joffrey II Ballet will be performing in the Communicaton Arts Theater. Admission is $3 for Parkside students, alumni and senior citizens and $5 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Infor mation Center. •••••••••• "Seven Year Itch" will be shown on Tuesday, Jan. 31 at 7 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is free. The movie is being sponsored by PAB. SHARE-A-RIDE INFORMATION 8t SIGN UP AT UNION INFORMATION DESK 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Monday-Thursday 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Friday 9:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m. Saturday Once Ober Easy Overlooked movies: Cannes it be true? by Dick Oberbruner In the film industry, the new year begins talk about the Academy Awards, which movies of 1983 h ad the best so and so. A typical year at the cinema starts out busy with a barrage of holiday showings. Spring is slow. Summer picks up with teenage stimulators and darkened mutilators. Fall is slow. And the year's end begins the great money making rush: hit the public when they spend the most cash! Winter is the time of year when films containing big stars are favored for accolades when the summer season suffered from shock. Of course, there will be films ignored- those pieces of art overlooked by the Academy, but only appreciated by a handful of avid movie goers. Such are these presented below. Mind you, these are only a cross section of the many films squashed by favoritism. If you are in favor of these fine cinema-graphic attempts: bravo! "Tootslieg" a musical film about a transvestite seamstress striving to reach the top of Manhattan's garment district. While designing his own radical creations, he falls in love with the alcoholic kingpin of the district and cajoles him to accept his fashion. Boy George stars. "Tootslieg" is Yiddish for "fruitcake." "Return O' The Jesuit" Set in modern day Dublin, Northern Ireland, a London priest returns to his birthplace to aid in the fighting against the Irish Republican Army, who torments his old neighborhood. This swashbuckling adventure includes Catholic-Protestant street battles, Jabba the Pope, and Irish guerillas soon to be sold in stores. Miles O'Keefe stars. "Never Say 'Make My Day* Again" Clint Eastwood is James Bond, Agent 007. His vigilante tactics get him busted, women and busted women. He carries the law in his Magnum and blows away punks, drunks, psychos and a daily dish of spaghetti at the corner deli. He is partnered with a rhesus monkey (played by Sondra Locke) that retrieves his bullets after firing them. "Terms of Endurance" Moe, Larry and Curly, the Three Stooges, star in a three-hour epic that highlights the changes in their on-camera relationships. How Curly matured under Moe's spiteful guidance. How Larry comforted Moe when Curly was replaced by Shemp. How the trio's slapstick was a metaphor for their sexual frustration. Lengthy films were meant to be blockbusters. "Smurf's Of A Kind" The good looking He-Smurf gets the gorgeous, twinkly-eyed She-Smurf without even acting at all. Animation works wonders. Plenty of songs for the younger kiddies. Plenty of teeth and posturing for the older kiddies. You know who stars. "Never Cry Scarface" A lazy Cuban refugee hears his name bellowed out more than once over the intercom at the grocery store where he works. Unwilling to shave his beard off (it hides knife marks), he is fired by his boss. "Scarface" plans revenge in his garage apartment. He gathers a gang of eleven-one for each aisle. Fidel Castro stars. "Gorky Cab" Mr. T is traded to Moscow in exchange for nuclear disarmament in Europe. He starts his own taxi service (Red Cab) because what else can he do when left to his imagination? He is officially titled "American blackguard of goodwill", or Gorky, by Soviet government. He threatens visiting diplomats by driving with bald tires over frozen lakes. The chef of staff enjoy his intimidating power, so a missle is modeled after him: a short, stocky million dollar warhead, know as BA- 13. Gorky (T) is killed in a freak accident- a bookmobile takes a sharp turn in Red Square and tips over on his cab. He is immortalized in picture next to Lenin and Stalin, etc. Art fair judging Preliminary jurying for the Racine 1984 Monument Square Art Fair will be held Saturday, February 4 at Wustum Museum in Racine. Artists who have not previously exhibited in the fair are invited to submit three pieces of their work or six slides for jurying. Works will be accepted in painting, sculpture, metals, photography, clay, leather, glass, graphics, wood, fiber, paper and plastic. Artists must be at least 18 years old and all works must be original. Judges for the preliminary jurying will be Alan Schaubel and S. Susan Clewley. Alan Schuebel is a Monument Square Art Fair past prize winner. He exhibits his paintings throughout the midwest and is the recipient of many awards. Art works will be received from jurying participants at Wustum Museum between 11 a.m. and 1 p.m. on February 4. Slides may be mailed to Monument Square Art Fair, Inc., P. 0. Box 1374, Racine WI53401 and must arrive by February 1. Entry forms and further information may be obtained by writing to the same address. A non-refundable fee of $5.00 will be charged for each category entered. The 1984 art fair will be held Saturday, June 9 and Sunday, June 10. Artists are eligible for cash awards totaling $2000.00. Sales for the 1984 fair are expected to exceed last year's total of $63,000. PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE INVITES YOU TO ON COMBO MEALS WITH WOODEN QUARTERS (VALUE 2 5') Everytime you purchase Special Combo meals, get a wooden quarter FREE. Spend your wooden quarters on food and drink purchases - or - save-six (worth s1.50) and we'll redeem them for double value up to s3.00 in food. Offer good starting Jan. 30 thru Feb. 29 COMBO SPECIALS AVAILABLE UNION DINING ROOM 7:30 am - 2:00 pm Mon. thru Fri. & WLLC COFFEE SHOPPE "Don't take any wooden nickles...When you can get wooden quarters!" 7:30 am - 8:00 am Mon. thru Thur. 7:30 am - 2:00 pm Fridays RANGER 9 Thursday, January 26, 1984 A stroll through Ostrovsky's 'Forest' by Patricia Cumbie How would you like to take a walk through an enchanted forest? The Milwaukee Repertory Theater is staging a production of Alexander Ostrovsky's "The Forest," a forest not unlike one of Shakespeare's mystical glades. On a rural estate, located in central Russia in about 1870, there lives a wealthy and stingy landowner, Raisa Pavlova. Raisa is getting on in years and must decide who to will her money to. She could will it to her nephew whom she hasn't seen for 15 years; or she could give it to a young man, Aleksei, living with her, whom Raisa is in love with. Faced with this dilemma, along comes Grennady Demyanich, her Theater auditions Wisconsin, Illinois and Iowa theater producers will audition actors, singers, dancers, designers, technicians and managers at the Eighth Annual Statewide Summer Theater Auditions, Feb. 4 and 5 in Madison at the Wisconsin Cent er. The weekend program is sponsored by the UW Exte nsin Unit of Arts Department in cooperation with the Wisconsin Theater Association. In addition to the auditions program, on Friday, Feb. 3 workshops will be conducted by Wisconsin theater producers and educators who specialize in training actors and technicians for employment. Those planning to audition might view the day as an opportunity to "warm up" with professionals who understand the process. Some of the topics include: "Strenghtening Your Audition," "Resume/Portfolio Enhancement" and "The Musical Audition." Participants who plan to audition the following day will have an opportunity to try out prepared material and receive immediate feedback in "An Open Critique" session. All workshop participants will receive passes to observe any audition series Saturday or Sunday. Among th e 21 producers are The Fireside Playhouse (Fort Atkinson), The New American Theater (Rockford IL), Northern Lights Summer Playhouse (Tomahawk), Peninsula Players (Fish Creek), Friends Mime (Milwaukee), Theater On The Bay (Marinette), Old Creamer Theater (Garrison IA), the Wisconsin Shakespeare Festival (Platteville) and various colleges and university theaters. Each will be looking fo r a talent to fill a variety of p ositions within their companies. Registration fees are $7 for the Workshop Day and $10 for the Statewide Auditions. WTA offers special discounts for members. Registration forms are available by writing the Statewide Summer Theater Auditions, 610 Langdom St., 724 Lowell Hall, Madison WI, 53706. Inquiries can be made by calling Richard Klemm, 608/263- 6736. long-lost ne phew. Rosemary Prinz, a well-seasoned actress, plays Raisa; she is humorous as the old woman who carries her fortune around with her in a wooden box. Aleksei, played by Laurence Ballard, is not above a little "gold digging" to get ahead. Grennady Demyanich is a wandering tragic actor called "Tragikov." He is the bane of his aunt's existence once she finds out he is an actor. The role is played by Daniel Mooney, who exuded the right pomposity his role requires. His last role was Scrooge in the 1983 production of "A Christmas Carol". Opposite Mooney is Peter Silbert, who plays Tragikov's traveling companion "Komediansky." Silbert played Jack Sumner, the shellshocked soldier in the last Rep play "Splintered Wood," a role he played with much intensity. He is a gifted actor and his performance in "The Forest" is very funny. Other excellent performances were wrought by Rose Pickering, Ulita; and James Pickering, Karp, who play aged servants of Raisas'. Ulita spies in the woods for Raisa; and Karp, the hunched-over lackey, does her bidding. Karp's performance was so great he almost stole the show. One unique feature in the play was the set design. Tall, life-like pine trees are dispersed upon the stage. In the center is the semblance of a living room, a rug and a few chairs. All action literally takes place in the forest. "The Forest" is an excellent and very funny production. Casting is made up of character roles, all of them played well. "The Forest" is an evening of e xcellent theater and well worth seeing. Performances are at 8 p.m., except Mondays, Jan. 20-Feb. 26 at the Todd Wehr Theater. Tickets are $4-$12. For reservations, call (414) 273-7121. Matinees are on selected Wednesdays or Sundays. A $1 discount is available for students, senior citizens and the unemployed. 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They have bombed sleeping Marines in Beirut. They've bombed innocent shoppers at Harrods.- They've blown the windows out of buildings in Washington. They've kidnapped military personnel of every age and rank. They've sent out death squads. They've extorted millions of dollars. All th at is fine and well, but now they've gone too far! A new, diabolical form of terrorism has emerged in the last week. Yes, dear readers, I'm talking about the trend towards corporate character assassinations. Those symbols we have all grown to know and love are being killed. The police have beefed up security at the studios, but thus far, it's all been for naught. Remember the Pillsbury Doughboy? A member of t he People's Organization to Wipe Out Imperialistic Rhetorical Symbols (POWIRS) got him. While filming a future commercial, Abdul Isurdosmellbad ran his index finger through the helpless doughboy. Abdul was heard screaming, "Die you American scumball. corporate puppet! DIE!" as the* fatal finger did its duty. The Revolutional Order of Labor to Lacerate Economic Representatives (ROLLER) sent a man on a clandestine mission last week. The unknown assailant snuck onto the sound stage during the filming of a recent Banner commercial with a bucket of water. That poor roll of toilet paper was asking for another take when the fatal flood came. His last words were "Dry me quick," but it was too late. The soft touch became the soft mush quicker than you can say we will be right back. The final victim in last week's barrage of barbarianism was the Snuggle bear. The bear was abducted from his New York penthouse apartment and taken to the laundromat in the Bronx. N. Y. Police found the body of Snuggle in the bottom of a Speed Queen washer with a large economy- size bottle of Downy and a -note. The note, from Stop Outrageous Fascist Traitor Economic Entities (SOFTEE), claimed responsibility. The coroner reported the death was caused by drowning. However, he did not know that the corpse was Services Offered ATTN: UW-P sunbathers: Surf's up, but our prices are low! From just $109.00, spend 7 fun-filled days in sunny Florida. Call for yourself or organize small groups and travel for free. Great for clubs too! Call LUV TOURS at 800-368-2006, ask for Annette. TYPING AND WORD processing by Nancy. Fast, professional work. Gateway Secretarial services. Call Racine, 637-1997. For Sale 40" x 60" drafting table w/adjustable angle top, vinyl top protector, parallel bar, and two drawers. $200. Call 637-3477. Personals LONDON!! IT'S a koo-koo kind of place. It's a nutty, nutty English kind of place. Londo-on. JENNIE: SORRY I didn't invite you to our party. You don't know just how sorry I am. I feel like a deep down clean, fluffed up soft and had no static cling. As I stated earlier, they have improved the security measures, but will this stop a really determined character assassin? I really doubt it. All we can do is keep developing new and improved corporate images to take the place of our departed commercial comrades. FAMILY FUN DAY FOR NON-TRADITIONAL AGE STUDENTS & THEIR FAMILIES When: Sat. Feb. 4 Where: Parkside Rec Center Time: 12pm - 5pm FREEH! * BILLIARDS * BOWLING * TABLE TENNIS * FOOTBALL * DARTS * TABLE GAMES Call 553-2408 to reserve bowling lanes or billiard tables or just stop down and join the fun! piece of lint. I don't deserve to live. I'm sorry. Please forgive me!!! VFCAHRL. RUBE: HIFI, lofi, nofis, just fine with me. Billy. FRISKY: WHERE'S Glunky Bee! Glunky! Glunky! Glunky! P. S. Think Bunnies! SHELLS: I want your MTV. Thanks for TV dinners. ZZ. KATE: MEET me in the library on Friday! Joey. KATE, IF not in the library, try Union Square! Joey. JILLROCK: YEAH, I mean you. Back to haunt you. ZZ MEG.: THANKS for the evening! Take care and write. Mike. JENNIE SEZ the word this week is whiskers. PAT SEZ Jennie is right. KEN SEZ Pat is write. BILL SEZ SURE, TAKE THE CHEAP SHOT!! BLANCHE: GET serious! Cant you get that damn schedule together before the beginning of the silly semester? MOLLY: SUBBING...at your age. HI CABBAGE, Jodi, Jackie, Kenny, Fran?, Dano, Dot, Terrucucki. ZZ. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to the infamous Margaret. TO THE New Yorker: Gotta love the new style on the head. GOOD FOR the Raiders. STUDENTS BE warned: the funloving Winter Carnival 1984 wil l be from Feb. 13-17. Be ready for a great time! ANYBODY WHO wants to go to lunch Friday, meet in the Union. DON'T FORGET to enter the Winter Carnival Competitions! GO TO lunch with who? WHEN CAN you: throw a rock? sculpt some snow? blindly bowl? tug a war? drive blood? paint windows? ball a paddle? play the Dating Game? play the Grand Prize game? toss a pie? and wear a costume? Answer: during Winter Carnival. Sign up now!!! ANYBODY YOU like, stupid! BEWARE: RANGER will rule at Winter Carnival! HEY! JENNIE wants people to throw snowballs mouth. What gives?! WHAT IS Winter Carnival? "It's a Ball!" "IT'S A Ball" will start rolling Feb. 13. WHAT DOES the Dating Game have to do with the "It's a Ball" theme? It depends on who the winner is, of course. Snicker, Snicker. WHAT'S A Ball? Winter Carnival, of course!! OK, YOU may ask — why should I Participate in Winter Carnival? Be- . cause student clubs and organizations win points and the overall w i n n e r v f r i n s e v e n mor e — MONEY. Individual event winners also win MONEY. So be greedy now — take part in Winter Carnival! KEFF: BITCH, BITCHBITCHBITCHBITCH.. BUT I STILL LOVE YOU! BEEJ. DOUG H.: HI! When you get over your shyness, give me a call. Sue. L&L ENTERPRIZE: Remember ... when you least expect it ... expect it!! P.S. thought I forgot, huh? Use Ranger's FREE classified ads! Don't forget to put in a sweetheart Valentine's Day classified in Ranger's special section. Form is on page 6. Wisconsin sports continued from page 11 my favorite players (Phil Niekro) has signed with my least favorite team (the Yankees); and the Hall of Fame has three new members: Luis Aparicio, Don Drysdale and Harmon Killebrew, who are all deserving. •••••••••• Closer to home, Kenosha now has its own minor league baseball team. The Minnesota Twins moved their Wisconsin Rapids Class A a ffiliate to Kenosha for the 1984 season. It will be managed by Duffy Dyer, a former major league catcher and a Cubs coach last year. After a slow Big Ten start, the Wisconsin Badgers basketball team has been impressive lately. They have beaten Michigan State and Michigan, both very good teams, in successive games. Finally, one of those painful kind of stories. Last week, Cardinal Strich played in a women's Catholic College basketball tournament in Iowa. They had originally wanted to get out of it, but at the last minute, they decided to send a team. They now wish they hadn't gone. They lost their game 141-7; their leading scorer had three points. RANGER 11 Thursday, January 26, 1984 Women lose Classic final Ranger photo by Robb Luehr Snorts Shots Sports in Wisconsin by Robb Luehr Welcome back to Sports Shots everyone. I trust you had a fine semester break, and hope you're ready for another semester of sports. Many of you have been having too much fun over break to notice what has been happening in the world of sports, So I'll get you caught up. First, you probably know about Bart Starr losing his job (?) in Green Bay. Well, guess what? Bart has been hired by the Arizona Firebirds, a would-be NFL expansion team. He is director of operations, head coach and general manager of a (at present) non-existent team. The NFL has said that it is not ready for expansion, but the Firebirds are in business anyway and Bart's at the helm. The Seattle Seahawks almost pulled off the impossible in the AFC playoffs. First, they got into the playoffs as a wild card team. They got by Denver and burned Miami, but then they ran into a mob known as the L. A. Raiders. These men in black bullied their way to a 30-14 win, using intimidation (such as starting fights) and Marcus Allen's 154 yards rushing. While we're on the subject, have some sympathy for the Rams and the Steelers, who were subjected to a couple of the worst drubbings in recent playoff history (51-7 an d 38- 10, respectively). Have no sympathy for the crybaby 49ers. They blamed their loss on the officiating, particularly on two calls made in the last three minutes of the game that helped the Redskins continue their drive to their winning field goal, spoiling a 49er comback. The films were reviewed by NFL officials, who said the calls were justified. I saw the replays during the game, and I thought they were correct calls. So go ahead and cry, Bill Walsh; it won't do you any good. •••••••••• Switching to basketball, our Milwaukee Arena dwellers are not having the seasons they were expected to. Marquette has had a five-game losing streak, the worst since 1966. The Bucks lost four in a row a week and a half ago. In the process they lost their lead in the central division to the Detroit Pistons. They finally broke the streak by beating the Knicks of New York. This past Sunday, on national television, they simply massacred the Boston Celtics. Let's hope they're back on track. At least one Milwaukee team is having a good year — the Admirals. They have the best record in the International Hockey League. ••••••*••* The USFL scored their second Heisman Trophy winner in the person of Mike Rozier, who signed with the Pittsburgh Maulers (great name, huh?). In other USFL developments, the Arizona Wranglers (another great name) signed Steeler quarterback Cliff Stoudt, and Walter Payton was offered $2 million a year for three years by the Chicago Blitz. Speaking of money, there is a new millionaire in the baseball world. Rich Gossage signed a fiveyear, $5.5 million contract with the San Diego Padres. It is truly a fowl city now, with a Chicken and a Goose in residence. In other baseball news, one of continued to page 10 by Patricia Cumbie and Robb Luehr The Parkside women's basketball tournament was last weekend and the host team fared well. The lady Rangers made it to the finals of the eight-team tournament, but lost in the final by three points to La- Crosse. On Friday, Parkside played its first game of the tourney, against Loras College. The game was a seesaw affair, with the lead changing hands frequently. Each team led by as many as eight points, but the score was tied in the last minute of the game. With the score 49-49, Debbie Hanson was fouled with 27 seconds left. She stepped to the line and calmly made two free throws, hitting nothing but the net on both shots. She added another foul shot in the last few seconds to make the final score 52-49 for Parkside. Robin Henschel led the Rangers with 14 points, with Debbie Ambruso and Hansen adding 10 points each. The Rangers advanced to the Saturday semi-final, where their opponent was Northern Michigan University. Parkside got off to a fast start and never trailed in the game. The closest that Northern Michigan could get was six points. The final score was UW-P 70, NMU 60. Coach Noreen Goggin commented about the game: "We played real well...it was a team effort." Midge Schinderle led the way with 16 points, while Jean Jacobs added 13 and Deb Ambruso chipped in with 10. In the final on Sunday, Parkside went up against a tough LaCrosse team. Both teams played hard, and the game was close all the way; But in the end, the Indians prevailed over the Rangers 71-68. Goggin stated, "We played a good game. The girls played their hearts out, |)ut the other team won." The key to the game was the free throw line, where LaCrosse had 29 attempts , but Parkside only had 5 attempts. Robin Henschel paced Indoor track begins The indoor track season has begun. Two men on the track team have qualified for the indoor nationals that will be held in Kansas City. The two runners are: George Kapheim, winner of the Turkey Day Race in Kenosha, and cross country All-Ameriean who qualified for the three-mile with 14:16; and Tim Renzelmann who ran the twomile in 9:11.5 minutes. Dan Stublaski just missed qualifying by 1.6 seconds. His time was 4:20.6 in the mile. Andy Serrano ran the 2000 meter steeplechase. He set a school record with 6:11.0. "We will improve from here on in. By the time we get to the nationals, the extra seconds ought to be shaved off," Coach Lucian Rosa commented. Shooting team stats Wednesday night Parkside I shot against Parkside II and #1 won. Parkside I is 7-7 and II is 6-8. Brian Schuetta commented, "We're doing OK, but we did do better last year. We'll be pulling it together as soon as some guys get more experience." Here are the stats thus far: CMI.12-1 South way Supply. 10-3 Bodven's.10-3 Mike's.9-4 National Guard.7-6 Alfredo's.7-6 Western Publishing.7-6 Parkside #1.7-7 Parkside#2.6-8 Colonial Liquor.6-7 Bob's Mini Service.5-8 Racine Railroad Products.5-8 Hennes.1-12 f— WELCOME ATHLETE OF THE WEEK * * * Congratulations* • • ROBIN HENSCHEL Womens' Basketball In the 4 games this week she totaled 47 pts. 2nd Woman to score over lOOO pts. this season. H the Rangers' scoring with 16 points. > while Debbie Hansen and Jean Jacobs each added 10. Overall, Goggin was very proud of her team's finish in the tournament. "I was real pleased. We would have liked to have won it. We couldn't have played three better games, though," she said. Parkside is now at the .500 mark for the season (8-8). They have won three of their last four games and a are playing consistent basketball. PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 m - 4:00 p • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starlite Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Carob Malted Milk Balls • Carob Raisins • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix •.Yogurt Malted Milk Ball; • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked Almonds whole This Week's Special 25% OFF CARRIBEAN DELICACY 12 Thursday, January 26, 1984 RANGER by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor £ The wrestlers made a successful trek to the 16th annual Southwest Missouri State Invitational at Springfield, Missouri. Twelve of the best small college wrestling teams competed. Parkside placed fifth, which pleased wrestling coach Jim Koch. "I was real pleased with that. That was th e best we've ever finished at that meet," he said. The other top scoring teams were, respectively: Southern University winning with 139; Central State Oklahoma, ranked #1 by NAIA; University of Omaha, ranked 4th; Eastern Illinois, ranked in the NCAA I. Koch added, "It was nice to finish right behind East 111. who a re in the NCAA Div. I. We wrestled some caliber guys." Mike Vania, whose record so fa r this season is 30 wins and 5 losses, came in second in the 126 w eight class. He wrestled A1 Grammer of Southern 111. Koch described Grammer as the "outstanding wrestler of Volleyball the tournament." The other second place finisher was Mike Winter in the 142 weigh t class. Deciding his match with 6-2 was Ronnie James from Oklahoma who is a three-time NAIA Champion. Two third place wrestlers were Matt Kluge and Ted Keyes. Kluge won five matches for third piace, and Keyes won five and lost one. "Ted is in an extremely tough weight class; all of the tough competitors are in that class. Most of the guys he wrestles are NCAA Ail- Americans. He does well against this competition," commented Koch. Freshman wrestler Mark Duby is making good. He placed fourth in the 142 weight class. Koch commented, "He performed exceptionally well in this tournament. I'm excited he placed fourth. I'm pleased with the way he wrestled, especially all year." Todd Yde at 167 placed fifth. He won four matches and lost two to Gary Astel from Oklahoma, who was fourth in the tournament last year. "We traveled a long way to wrestle some good competition. These are the guys to beat to become All- Americans, and this is the kind of competition you have to wrestle to do it. All the guys did real well," said Koch. Women tour Germany by John Kovalic f The Parkside women's volleyball team returned this semester from a three-week, six-match tour of West Germany, with an excellent winning percentage. The team, 5-0-1 for the trip, played teams of mixed quality, including the Danish National team and the Grodesberger Volleyball Club, ranked eighth in Germany's top league. 'The teams varied a lot in quality," said head Coach Terry Paulson. "But the highlights of the trip for us. as f ar as t he matches were concerned, were the two against i Grodesberger and the Danish national team." The team stayed outside of Wolfenbuttel, Kenosha's sister city in Germany, and spent fifteen days traveling across the country. The original tour schedule was changed when its organizer scheduled too many games in Denmark and Sweden. "In mid-November we didn't have a single contact in Germany, but a friend of mine put me in touch with a Frankfurt sportswriter and we were very lucky after that," said Paulson. "Some weekends we would only get confirmation of a match the night before the game was to take place," he added. "It was very much a sort of I-Spy' deal. "But our stay was top-of-theline," Paulson said. "We were treated very, very well." Another high point occurred when the Parkside team spent New Year's Eve at a banquet attended by the U. S. national team. Other teams included those from China, Holland, Germany, Cuba and Sweden. "We watched the U. S. beat China," said Paulson. "It was the first time they had done so in eight attempts. It was very thrilling for myself and the players. We got to see the team playing that will be in the Olympics..it's like we really got to know them. "One of the most chilling experiences we had was when we were taken to see the East German border. At one point Special Forces from the West German military boarded our bus to tell us how to act. "It was very sobering," Paulson said. "The Special Forces came aboard our bus and warned us not to do anything silly. There were trench posts, then 50 meters of open field. Then there were the trenches, machine gun posts and watch towers." Twelve people took the trip, including Paulson and his wife. It was privately financed by various fund-raising events. Overall, with the wins and the hospitality, Paulson said the tour was "just fantastic. "Our hosts told us to give them more warning next time, though, so they could treat us better/' said Paulson. "They really appreciated our coming. Maybe one day we'll get the chance to go back." UW-PARKSIDE RANGERS HOST Roosevelt Saturday, Jan. 28 Indiana/Purdue-Ft. Wayne Thursday, Feb. 2 7:30 p.m. Phy Ed Center Student tickets S1 in advance at P.E. Center s2.50 at the door. Plus post-game entertainment in Union Square. It's free with your validated basketball ticket! Jan. 28, Duane Decker, vocals; Feb. 2, Mustard's Retreat, vocal duet. Ranger photos by Karen Trandel Mike Duby (left) wrestling at Invitational. Jan. 29 Feb. S Feb. 12 Feb. 19 Mar. 4 Mar, 11 March 18 March 25 April 1 April 15 Noon til 3 Cross Country Skiing Union Recreation Center ($3.00/f amity member/day) Noon til 7 Bowling (50</game includes shoes) and Billiards ($1.00/hr.) Union Recreation Center 2 til 7 Swimming Racquetbalf Physical Education Bldg. 2 til 7 Open Gym Physical Education Bldg. X-COUNTRY SKI RENTALS PARKSIDE REC CENTER Mon. 1-3 pm / 4-7 pm Tue. 8:45 am - 11 am / 4-7 pm Wed. 1-3 pm / 4-7 pm Thur. 8:45 am - 11 am / 4-7 pm Fri. 1-5 pm Sat. 9 am - 5 pm Sun. 9 am - 5 pm Student Vi Day Packages - Only *4.75 Wrestlers 5th at Midwest Invite Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 15 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Alcohol policies may be changed Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, January 19, 1984 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Alcohol policies may be changed Program honors King by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor "Hey, bartender, 20-ounce beers for everyone! I'm buying." "Sorry, you can only get one beer at a time and we only sell 12-ounce beers." "What? Well, then I'd like a pitcher of beer and a carafe of wine." "No carafes or pitchers, either." "All right. I guess I'll just have one 12-ounce beer." "First I must see your ID, please." This scenario might soon become a reality in Parkside's Union Square. The new policy, if implemented, would eliminate pitchers, carafes and 20-ounce beers; customers would only be allowed to purchase one serving of wine or beer at a time and proper age identification must be presented with each purchase. These changes may be implemented on an experimental basis in response to the need to find a proper method of dealing with the new drinking age of 19. "The way we see it, we don't have much choice except to make these changes," said Union Director Bill Niebuhr. "The change in the drinking age law pretty much gives us one simple task and that is to see that people under 19 do not get the product." Niebuhr feels the Union has only two choices: either prevent underage people from entering facilities where alcohol is being served or establish a workable alternative whereby all students may use the facilities and still keep those who are underage from obtaining alcohol. According to university legal counsel, campuses may allow underage students on the premises where alcohol is being served, but steps must be taken to insure that underage people do not have access to alcohol. By taking these preventative measures, Niebuhr feels the possibility of underage students obtaining alcohol in the Union without an ID — from their friends or by sharing drinks — wil l be reduced. "We are not completely eliminating the possibilities of that portion being split ...but at least we are cutting down on the problem because they won't be getting much product," said Niebuhr. Niebuhr feels that it would be advantageous to implement this new policy on an experimental basis. This type of experiment would aid in determining what the impact of changes like these will have on the Union Square when the new law takes effect in the fall. Niebuhr said he is uncertain if o r when such an experiment will be implemented, but that Union personnel are prepared to begin this policy at any time. Mike Menzhuber, Recreation Center Manager and Assistant to the Union Director, said, "We spoke with the bartenders last week and they are prepared to go with A member of the Gospel Truth Crusaders lead the audience during a song in the tribute to Martin Luther King, Jr. by Jill Whitney Nielsen "I have a dream." These memorable words were first spoken by Martin Luther King Jr., a civil rights leader who was slain by an assassin's bullet on April 4, 1968. Born Jan. 15, 1929, his career was marked by triumph and controversy, up to his tragic end in Memphis. On Monday, Parkside held a commemorative program honoring King's birthday, which was recently designated as a national holiday beginning in 1986. Jenny Price, the program's coordinator, stated that interest in starting the program was boosted by the recent federal declaration. Price "tested (the idea) out with other staff members who thought it was a good idea and talked to students, particularly students in the Black Student Organization (BSO). They not only thought it was a good idea, but were anxious to help make it successful." The committee, which began work on the commemorative program shortly after exams, recruited speakers and a local gospel group and put together a slide presentation. BSO also took an active part in the program, contributing music and speakers presenting excerpts from King's letters and speeches. The moderator was BSO president Calvin Singleton. The program, entitled "A King Commemorative," was held in the Union Bazaar, with the pre-program music and various songs throughout the program by the Gospel Truth Crusaders from Kenosha. Chancellor Alan Guskin, who presented the welcome speech, spoke not only of King's many accomplishments, but also his peaceful, non-violent stand in turbulent times. The Chancellor stated: "To me, the genius and legacy of...King, like Mohandas Gandhi, lay in the powerful tandem of non-violent social action and person courage with which he forged his cause..It is interesting to note that Gandhi's word for his doctrine 'satyagraha', when translated becomes King's slogan: 'Soul Force.' " King's life includes many triumphs, such as winning the Nobel Peace prize in 1964, in the midst of violence, turbulence and strife. Guskin ended his speech: "His life- -indeed his death-is persuasive and instructive testimony to us all that the soul is always mightier than the sword." Marvin Dawkins, associate professor of Sociology, also spoke on "Keeping the Dream Alive," and* read excerpts from King's famous speech "I Have A Dream." Dawcontinued on page 4 this (change). Not everyone agrees with it, but they do all agree that we must address the problem somehow and we are ready to begin at any time." Menzhuber and Niebuhr feel that the bartenders will be the ones who will receive the majority of complaints of students if this program is implemented. "They are going to have to be very diplomatic," said Menzhuber. "I hope that everybody realizes that the bartenders are not the ones who are doing this...they are only enforcing policy." On Feb. 7 and 8 the UW System Union Directors will meet to discuss how other campuses will be dealing with the drinking age law change, how students violating the law will be dealt with on campus, how a national 21-year-old drinking age will affect campuses, and other related topics. "I'm anticipating that other campuses that are currently serving large portions (of beer and wine) will be taking steps similar to what we are proposing. I personally would not feel comfortable having large portions of alcohol out in the room that could easily be shared," said Niebuhr. Niebuhr emphasized that this policy is not finalized and may or may not be implemented this semester. Additional discussion and suggestion on the issue are being sought from student groups and individuals who can offer any workable alternatives. The Parkside Union Advisory Board will soon meet to discuss this issue. Twenty-ounce beers may soon be on their way out. Ranger photo by Todd Herbst 2 Thursday, January 19,1984 !| '."t" RANGER Letters to the Editor Wayne Johnson responds Dear Sir: After reading through "No more Mister nice guy" (Ranger, December 15, 1983), I regretfully concluded that the article and its related experiences might best be viewed as some type of education experience- for all involved. But to help make it so, I would like to exercise my "nurturing" proclivities by making some observations about specific items in the article: 1) I have books relating to the study of religion, but I do not think that I have any "religious" books, as the first paragraph asserts. At least I have never seen any of them express any such inclination or behavior. 2) I plead innocent of stating that "(I) never really decided what (I) wanted to do with (my) life." I did indicate to Mr. Riesling that my vocational goals had gone through some development, but I have never believed that I have been somehow bumbling through life trying to decide what to do. 3) I have not "just been divorced." That was legally established some eight months ago. 4) My fifteenyear- old son protests that he did not "die at the age of ten" as the faulty pronoun reference indicates in column two. 5) The disagreement between subject and verb on the bottom of column three was, I devoutly hope, not of my doing. 6) I have no idea whether or not my recent book "will continue to sell for some time. (I earnestly hope that it will.) 7) I surely could not have said, and would not have said, that my children were "not affected" by our divorce. Such a claim would be denial of the first order. I tried to indicate that my former wife and I took all the steps we could to reduce the impact on our children. 8) The forever "adolescing" bit comes from Erik Erikson, although it is not his personal diagnosis of my character structure. 9) The camera, alas, probably told something like the truth in the picture. I am, however, tempted to protest that it was not my good side. From the learning corner, Wayne G. Johnson Mr. Nice Guy no more (Well, maybe occasionally.) Royko finds sunnier times Write a letter to the Editor Wars are breaking out all over: the Middle East, Central America, and closer to home, Chicago. Chicago newspaper readers are well aware of last week's newspaper war over columnist Mike Royko, who jumped ship from the Sun-Times to the enemy Tribune. Royko, probably the best columnist in America, resigned Jan. 10, one day after the Sun Times' new owner Rupert Murdoch took over the paper. He signed with the Trib only a few hours later, even though his - (Royko's) Sun Times contract hadn't expires. The court had to decide the issue, and of course Royko won. But why did he switch papers? Because, as Royko said when he started an "indefinite leave of absence" in December, Murdoch-owned newspapers (the New York Post and the weekly Star are two of them) are "trash." A sample store would be: "Leper rapes virgin, gives birth to monster baby." This type of journalism didn't sit well with Royko, whose last name alone represents the city of Chicago as much as "Daley" did when he was mayor. Royko is Chicago, He knows the intricacies of the city and insightfully reports the corrupt and/or asinine goings-on with magnificent style. But not everybody appreciates a good, nasty columnist nowadays. Mayoral candidate Bernard Epton wanted to buy the newspaper only to fire Royko, who called Epton a "kook" (and Harold Washington a "crook"). Brewers fans were appalled when Royko said the only cultural activity at County Stadium is contests on who can belch the loudest. The truth hurts sometimes, doesn't it? It is this type of truthful and popular (as long as it's directed toward someone else) writing that makes Royko so good. He has been a columnist in Chicago for by Ken Meyer 21 years and won the Pulitzer Prize for commentary in 1972. Ever since Royko went on leave last month, Ranger has been trying to negotiate a contract with him, trying to steer him toward good ol' UW-P. Our corrupt and asinine activities, I thought, would certainly entice him to leave his town. I contacted SUFAC to see if Ranger could receive the funds to match the five-year $1.32 million contract Royko left at the Sun Times. But it was too late; the Trib beat us again. That means the tremendous circulation boost won't be with Ranger, but with the Tribune. But I should have known. Not only can't you take Chicago out of Royko, you'll never be able to get Royko out of Chicago. U9 *00 c% & Ken Meyer Editor Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor John Kovaiic Feature Editor Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor Michael Kailas Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jill Whitney Nielsen Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Janice Chase, Carl Chernouski, Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Bob Riesling, Rendyl-Marie Linn, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Dick Oberbruner, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhlig PHOTOGRAPHERS Robb Eichhorn, Todd Herbst, Dave McEvoy, Karen Trandel. Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Porkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays- Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. Letters to the editor will be accepted if t ypewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper, letter*should be less than 350 words and must be signed with a telephone number included for verification purposes- Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Deadline for letters is Tuesday TO a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to refuse letters containing false and defamatory content Psych, students unhappy To the Editor: I would like to express my frustration at the lack of sympathy and empathy coming from the Behavioral Science Division, particularly Prof. Pavalko in his handling of the Psychology 260 situation. Over 80 students waited for the final in this class only to be told it would not take place because of a unique situation. Mr. Pavalko assured everyone present that he and the division would do everything to resolve the situation to (hopefully) everyone's satisfaction in a fair and reasonable manner. What we are offered now is one of three choices: take a pass/fail; take the class again; a grade based on your mid-term exam. That's it! Take it or leave it! What about the gradings on the mid-term? Well it was a 45 question exam and you had to get 40 correct to get even a B plus in the class. Not much margin for error there, Mr. Pavalko. What about the work involved in the last seven weeks of the class? Too bad! What about the effect on grades? Too bad! What about students who did poorly in one exam but could have made it up on the final? Too bad! In other words, Mr. Pavalko is not prepared to accommodate any special circumstances at all (other than his three-choice dictum above). Our genial, responsive head of the Behavioral Science division is in reality a tough, no-nonsense administrator. He even claims that the gradings cannot be changed (even though the professor is not available, no final was ever given and no alternate ever offered). Come on, Professor Pavalko. Were you really ever a student yourself? Bah, humbug. Name withheld BY CITIZENS FOR WALTER F. monmle... OFFICIAL CANDIDATE OF THE 1934 RANGER WHEG Grants cut Students who are receiving Wisconsin Higher Education Grants can expect a cut in their financial aid checks this semester. Parkside's Financial Aid Office learned about two weeks ago that the state's Higher Educational Aids Board is making adjustments in the formula used t o calculate the grant awards. Students in the UW-system will receive a $30 cut in the grants. About 200 students at Parkside are affected by t he cut. The Wisconsin Higher Educational Aids Grant is a state-sponsored award to financially needy students. Parkside's Director of Financial Aid Jan Ocker said Monday that the state had to make adjustments in the award formula to keep the fund, a fixed amount of mone y, from going b roke. "It only affects those students who received grants last semester," Ocker said. "This semester they aren't given any, obviously, because they are out of money." He said the state had received more applications for grants this year than expected and the applicants were needier than in previous years. The amount of each grant runs between $200-$1,500. The average WHEG grant at Parkside, Ocker said, is $233 for independent students and $450 f or dependent students. He also said the state does not foresee making cuts in the WHEG program for the '84-'85 school year. The award fund for next year was budgeted by the state as a separate, fixed amount. "We hope that doesn't happen again next semester," said Ocker. Standing behind a fiberglass sculpture by Parkside art professor Rollin Jansky are, from left, Dennis Bayuzick, Joh n Murphy, Jansky, and Douglas DeVinny, all members of P arkside's art faculty. An exh ibit of their works is on display in the Communication Arts Gallery through Wednesday, Feb. 8. A re ception will be held from 7 to 9 p.m. in the gallery on Thursday, Jan. w. Art faculty works exhibited in Gallery Works by five Parkside art faculty that explore diverse media and a broad range of a rtistic styles are on view in the Communication Arts Gallery through Wednesday, Feb. 8. A free public reception will be held in the gallery from 7 to 9 p.m. on Thursday, Jan. 19. Regular gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday; in addition the gallery is open from 7 to 10 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. Included in the show are: —Three air-brushed acrylic paintings by Dennis Bayuzick, whose boldly-colored work is heavily influenced by Jungian symbolism and dream-inspired surrealism. Bayuzick last year won a top juror's award in the 26th A nnual Beloit & Vicinity Exhibition at Beloit College. —Twelve pieces by Douglas DeVinny, including paintings, watercolors, drawings and prints, both Intaglios and lithographs. Of particular interest is DeVinny's compelling "Lost Toy" series depicting a toy baby-doll in a number of d isquieting settings. —Five pieces by Rollin Jansky including four polyester resin impregnated fiber glass sculptures ahd a sculpture of welded steel. The fiberglass works, smooth, highly polished forms suggestive of F reudian symbolism yet elusively abstract, typify Jansky's chief artistic orientation for the past 12 years. The steel sculpture, a jagged, three-legged, reptilian creature, represents a dramatic new direction for Jansky. —Five pieces by David Holm es, including a painting and four "chair people" sculptures from Holmes' larger work, "Holmtown-U.S.A." which last year toured universities and colleges throughout the upper midwest. The chairs are equipped . with built-in personalities which include, for example, an artist, a "comic-book kid" and a voyeur. Holmes uses carpentry, wood-carving techniques, found objects, paintings and drawings to conduct his "private mystic and aesthetic search." —Six porcelain bisque ceramic sculptures by John Murphy, who has developed an intriguing juxtaposition of the mundane and the divine in a series titled "Chicken Icon," which places "a very ordinary fowl into holy, shrine-like setting." Murphy exhibited in the juried 1983 Beloit & Vicinity Exhibition at Beloit College. X-COUNTRY SKI RENTALS IN THE PARKSIDE REC CENTER 1-3 pm / 4-7 pm 8:45 am - 11 am / 4-7 pm 1-3 pm / 4-7 pm j 8:45 am - 11 am / 4-7 pm 1-5 pm 9 am - 5 pm 9 am - 5 pm Student V2 Day Packages - Only *4.75 Mon. Tue. Wed. Thur. Fri. Sat. Sun. SHARE-A-RIDE INFORMATION & SIGN UP AT UNION INFORMATION DESK 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Monday-Thursday 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Friday 9:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m. Saturday 4 Thursday, January 19,1984 RANGER Club Events Reminder selected Physics Club The Physics Club will hold a meeting on Wednesday, Jan. 25 at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 230. They will start planning their spring field trip and their initiation party for new members. Everyone is welcome to attend. SNAP-UWM The Student Nurses Assocation- Parkside-UW-Milwaukee will hold its first meeting of the new semester on Monday, Jan. 23 at noon in Tallent Hall 182. Students who are interested in joining SNAP-UWM are welcome to attend. Activities planned for this semester include recreational activities (i.e., bowling tournament), a benefit for Cerebral Palsy of Racine, guest speakers and a state convention in Appleton. Veterans' Organization The new Veterans' Organization is having its first meeting of the spring semester on Monday, Jan. 23 at 1 p.m. in Union 207. Find the error and win Keen-eyed students have the opportunity to use their talents to win a free pizza. The first student to spot the error in the orange Housing Office poster hanging on campus bulletin boards will win a free pizza donated by Heritage Food Service. The first student to report the error to the Housing Coordinator Shirley Sehmerling, in Union 209, will win the price. Ranger staff members may not participate 1n this contest. Students are reminded that Friday, Jan. 20 is the last day for payment of fees and tuition without penalty. Friday is also the last day to add a semester course without the consent of the instructor, except for module courses. Undergraduate students are also reminded that program changes from credit to audit or from audit to credit must be made by Friday. Intervention hotline training There will be Crisis Intervention Hotline training for Innovative Youth Services of R acine beginning the first week in February. The training session will last approximately 55 hours and the regular work hours are four hours per week for six months. College credit is available. If interested, contact Michelle McCarthy at 637-9557. The Vice Chancellor/Dean of Faculty Search and Screen Committee has chosen five finalists for the position available at Parkside. This position became available when former Vice Chancellor and Dean of Faculty Lorman A. Rather was appointed as Executive Dean of the University of Wisconsin Center System on July 15, 1983. Associate Dean Ben Greenbaum has served as acting Vice Chancellor until a replacement assumes the position. Students, faculty and staff will have the opportunity to meet with each of the five finalists. Ron Pavalko, professor of sociology and chair of the Vice Chancellor/Dean of Faculty Search and Screen Committee, urges students to attend these meetings and to question the candidates to ensure student input in the selection of one of the candidates for this position. „ _ Open meeting times for students with the Vice Chancellor/Dean of Faculty candidates is scheduled from 1-2 p.m. Background information about the candidates and the dates they will be at Parkside for meetings are listed as follows: PARKSIDE UNION Michael P. Riccards Professor of Political Science, Hunter College, CUNY Marvin D. Loflin Professor of Anthropology and Linguistics, University of Alaska, Anchorage E. Michael Thron Professor of English and Associate Vice Chancellor, University of Wisconsin-Green Bay Eleanor Brantlev Schwartz Professor of Business Administration and Dean, School of Business and Public Administration, University of Miccr\iiri_k,oncoc P.itw Monday, January 23 Union 104 Wednesday, February 1 Union 207 Monday, February 6 Union 106 Wednesday, February 15 i -i r\A PRESENTS SPRING BREAK -DAYTONA BEACH Marv Elizabeth Shutler Professor of Anthropology and Dean, College of Arts and Sciences, University of Alaska, Fairbanks Monday, February 20 Union 207 MARCH 9 - IS, 1984 Arrangements by ECHO TRAVEL, INC. UW (Parkside) $229 QUAD OCCUPANCY King honored continued from page 1 event." kins also encouraged people to spread "the dream" to children, to keep the dream alive in our minds as well as our hearts. The King commemorative program was a success and may continue in years to come. Esrold Nurse,) committee member and Assistant Director of Student Development, stated: "What I see happening is making this an annual Price said, "I would hope this will spur some students to want to take this as a project for themselves in the future." This also seems to be the hope of other committee members. Buddy Couvion, Coordinator of Student Activities, hopes to see it set up in the future similar to Homecoming and Winter Carnival, involving all student organizations. Do it with Style! Heileman s Old Style. Fully Kraeusened, with pure spring water and the best ingredients for that great clean, crisp taste Whatever you do. make it worthwhile -make it Old Style. ON TAP at UNION SQUARE THIS QUALITY TRIP INCLUDES • Round trip motor coach transporation via ultra-modern highway coaches to Daytona Beach, Florida leaving Friday, March 9. Unlike others, we use the newest style buses available, for a truly quality ride. • Seven nights accommodations at the exciting and well known Daytona Inn, located at 219 South Altantic Avenue in Daytona Beach. This is a deluxe oceanfront hotel located right in the center area of the strip. The hotel has a pool, big party deck, coffee shop, a great bar, air conditioning, and color TV. This hotel is both the center of a lot of action and a good clean first class hotel. • Great pool deck parties, contests, or activities nearly everyday to meet people and have a good time. • Optional excursions available to Disney World, Epcot, Hawaiian iuau's, party boats, and other attractions. • An entire list of bar and restaurant discounts for you to use everyday to save money, at places you would go anyway. • The services of full time travel representatives available daily to throw parties and take good care of you. • All taxes and gratuities. This is a trip for the student that cares about the quality of his Spring Break vacation. If yo u care about where you stay, what kind of bus you ride, and how good your parties, discounts, and excursions are, sign up before this trip is full. Echo Travel has been the number one quality college tour operator to Daytona for many years, last year handling over 9,000 people during Spring Break alone. Don't take the RISK of traveling with someone else. SIGN UP NOW AT PARKSIDE UNION OFFICE RM. 209 8-4:30 OR FOR MORE INFORMATION CALL 553-2201 RANGER 5 Thursday, January 19, 1984 Psvcho Babble So It Goes Yup, the guy was WRONG! by Rick Lu ehr Well, kid s here we are, 1984, t he year we've all been waiting for. We h ave all been anxious to see whether or not the things that George Orwell wrote about would come to pass. Let's take a look at our world in 1984, sha ll we? We have found out that the FBI has a file on virtually every man, woman and child in the country. At any time they can call up information on anyone they choose. Neat, huh? Whenever you walk into a store, especially a convenience-type food store, you can be sure to see cameras hanging all over the place. We don't want anyone ripping off our Ding-Dongs now , do we? Jerry Falwell and his Moral (?) Majority are at it again. They seem to think that sex should not be for pleasure, but only for making new Falwells and Falwellettes. Harold Breier, police chief of Milwaukee and terminally fun guy, has a habit of sending police officers to 'straighten out the thinking' of people who criticize his department. We are almost always at war, or peacekeeping, as the higher-ups want to call it, somewhere on the globe. When we're done in one place, we just move it elsewhere. Well, there it is, just a brief look at some of the things going on in the world in 1984. Boy, isn't it nice to know that Orwell was wrong? Sure is a load off my mind. (Oops, be back in a minute. My big brother is looking for me.) •••••••••• Ever since Elvis Presley left us, the world has clamored for more of his special brand of magic. Well, we here at Vulture Records are proud to announce that we have good news. Yes, it's "The Unheard Elvis." That's right, these never-beforeheard recordings, swept up from X-Countrv Skiing studio floors, are available for the first time anywhere. You hear Elvis singing scales. You'll hear him tell the engineer to "Turn up the headphones." Yes, you will even hear the King swear! It's so great, it will seem as though Elvis has risen from the grave, just for you. And, as a special added bonus, we will include, at no extra charge, "The Greatest Hits of Dead Superstars." This marvelous album contains all the greats by such dead performers as Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Buddy Holly, Lynryd Skynyrd, Mama Cass Elliot, Jim Croce, Bobby Darin and of course, that greatest of all dead stars, John Lennon. Yes, they may have bit the big one, but their songs can be sold forever. You see, we here at Vulture Records believe that the best stars are the dead stars. So order today. Call 1-800-DED-GUYS or send $19.95 to Make Mine Dead, Box 485, Tombstone, Arizona. Coming soon, if all goes as planned, "The Best of Michael Jackson." •••••••••• I saw something in the paper the other day that totally shocked me. It seems that Anthony Earl, our state's highest elected official, actually drinks beer! I am appalled. I mean, what is this world coming to when a public official can drink an alcoholic beverage £?'m time to time? Are we going^to stand for this? I say no! We must use our political clout to show our displeasure to our governor, and get him to drink something wholesome, like milk. If th at fails, we will have no choice but to see this rummy impeached. Let's stand up now for what we believe in. The time to act is now, as soon as I finish my pitcher of Lite. Fun in the snow by Sarah Uhlig With the start of the new year, most of us make new year's resolutions. Mine was to get in shape, yet have fun in the process. I came up with the perfect ideacross- country skiing. My friend went along with me; neither of us had skied before. We rented our skis from the Parkside Rec Center. The attendant had us fill out a form, while he picked out the proper length skis for us. The length of the skis depends on one's height and weight. After getting the skis out of the building and into the car, we drove over to the Comm Arts parking lot. Wanting to be adventurous, we started at the top of a hill. We both made it half-way down the hill without falling. It was a beautiful day, unlike many days we've had this winter. After about an hour of skiing, we finally got the hang of it. We traveled along the seemingly endless trails for three hours. Upon our return to the Rec Center, we had to pay for renting the skis. Parkside charges $4.75 per half-day and $7.50 for a full day. The prices are a little higher if you're not a student or faculty member. I found the price to be very reasonable for the occasional skier. The trails are great, too! Keep our pagan holidays sacred Spell Christmas. C... H... R... I... S... T... Right. Stop there. Now, as some of you may (or conceivably may not) know, I do not count myself among the great religious zealots of our time. I feel I have quite a comfortable relationship with the big guy up there, but let's face it. Some people just get carried away. And sometimes things seem just a wee bit out of proportion. Take the case of the Freedom From Relgion Foundation. I'm sure most of the ladies and gentlemen of said group are normally quite sensible individuals. But it seems that one or two of them have got the proverbial chip on the equally proverbial shoulder. - You see, earlier on in December, the Knights of Columbus put up a couple of placards in some of the Madison Metro buses. The signs read "Keep Christ in Christmas." The placards also portrayed the infant Jesus. •*•*•*•••• The Freedom From Relgion Founcation, a national group wishing to keep church and state separate, objected. In fact, the head of the group found the signs offensive. The whole group did, she said. I can see her point. Who do these Columbus people think they are? What possible link is there between Christ and Christmas anyway? It's a plot, that's all. In probably a similar attitude, the Foundation took steps to end this obviously subversive threat to freedom and the American way. They fell back on that crutch of the oppressed, the poor, the minority and the terminally paranoid. That's right. The good old, all purpose, handy-duty, say-what-you-want-it-to-say Constitution. Last year Madison Metro gave the KC's free space for their placards. The free space, claimed the Foundation, was an unconstitutional aid to religion. Keeping Christ in Christmas is obviously unconstitutional. Don't you see that? Madison Metro took down the signs. So this year, the Knights had to pay for the space. Not enough. The foundation also demanded equal time. "People who aren't religious, or even people who are Jewish, probably aren't thrilled," said foundation top banana, Anne Gaylor. So, to counter the threat, the new Freedom From Religion placards read: "THE BIBLE-A Grim Fairy Tale" and continued with "A book which condones sexism and violence should not be revered." Fine. Now, back to the beginning. How do you spell Christmas? C... H... That's very good. And what is it supposed to commemorate? That's right. A birthday. Tell you what. We really wouldn't want to offend those who are not religious. Let's just forget about Christmas altogether. While we're at it, why not keep George Washington out of George Washington's Birthday? A man who kept slaves has no right to be revered as the Father of our country. And doesn't the term "Father" smack of sexism? Say....isn't the Easter Bunny just some pinko commie distributing wealth among the masses? And Martin Luther King was black. I'm sure the KKK would find that awfully offensive. Keep Christ in Christmas. Honestly. What a subversive idea. by John Kovalic Feature Editor •••••••••• On the other side of the spectrum, the Reverend Jerry Falwell was at it again. Keeping with his familiar theme of "God is a Republican, and probably pretty rich to boot," the good Reverend took offense to the reaction (mostly by liberal pinko commie athiestic homosexuals -yes, you know who you are) at Edwin Meese's "There is no hunger in America" speech. Well, find. I guess everyone is entited to their opinion. But wait! The reverend, God-loving Christian Republican (and probably pretty rich to boot) that he is, says that he can prove that hunger does not exist in America. Hallelujah! Wonderful! You see, the Rev. has this television program, OK? And by the miracle of mdoern science, the good reverend can reach out to the (television) masses! Right, says Jerry, how many of you are hungry? I want, he continues, all of you who are watching tonight who are hungry to... (wait for this) ... phone me up and let me know! The results? Surprise, surprise, the reverend must have been right. You could count the number of responses on your little finger. Therefore, proclaims the man, Meese wuz right. What astounding logic. Now, before all you Reverend J. Fan Club members rush out to vote for uncle Ron next November, consider this: Just how many people who are hungry do you think would leap out of their armchair, switch off their Sony Trinatron and rush to their telephone to place a (probably long distance) call to cousin Jerry? If y ou were starving, what would you get rid of f irst, the Trinatron or the kids? And of course you'd want to keep the ol' telephone on the off-chance that you just might want to give the good reverend a nice long-distance discussion on the social results of Reagonomics, wouldn't you? Of course you would. Nice on, Jerry. I guess next he'll invite them to ho on their Learjet and nip over to his place for a quick snack. Heck, why stop there? I'm sure they'd appreciate a little get-together in Monaco ... once they get their yachts out of mothballs. So, yet another fine graduate from the William F. Buckley School of Logic ("Damn the premise, I want a conclusion"), gets his say. Don't you love religion? I want to be a prophet when I grow up. Ranger General Ranger office (wuc D139) Membership Meeting Friday>Jan-201 p-m- Staff members must attend; students interested in joining staff are WELCOME! 6 Thursday, January 19, 1984 RANGER A Week at the Park by Janice Chase Hi Campers! I hope that all of you enjoyed your vacation and that you are raring to go this semester! Here is what is going on this week. •••••••••• On Thursday, Jan. 19 "Mr. Mom" will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. The movie is being sponsored by PAB. Also on Thursday, "The Boat is Full" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. (The boat is full.) "Burst" will be playing in Union Square at 8:30 p.m. on the 19th. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $2 for a guest. This is again being sponsored by PAB. •••••••••• On Friday, Jan. 20 "Mr.. Mom" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Fine Arts faculty awarded Two Parkside Fine Arts faculty! members received awards from the! Racine Art Association for its Ra-j cine Area Arts/First Juried Photographic Competition which opened at the Wustum Museum in Racine on Jan. 8 and will continue through Feb. 5. Professor David V. Holmes was awarded $100 for The Alchemist and Professor Dennis Bayuzick received a $50 award for his work Off The Wall. The exhibition contains 107 pieces created by 75 artists. The show was selected from 228 entered by 130 artists. The Photographic Print Show displays 32 p ieces created by 14 photographers were selected from 64 pieces entered by 20 artists. The exhibition was open to any artist residing in Racine, Kenosha and Walworth Counties over the age of 18 and members of the Racine Art Association regardless of their location. FIRST NATIONAL BANK 01 Kenosha DOm TOWN JIAI\ OFFICE AI TO BANK 24'HOLR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER FD1C On Saturday, Jan. 21, "The Boat is Full" will be repeated at 8:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Saturday Foreign Films. •••••••••• Sunday, Jan. 22 "The Boat is Full" will be repeated at 2 p .m. in the Union Cinema. Some seats do remain for sale for the Sunday Foreign Film Series. "Mr. Mom" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. on Sunday in the Union Cinema. •••••••••• On Tuesday, Jan. 24 "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" will be shown at 7 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is free; the movie is sponsored by PAB. •••••••••• On Wednesday, Jan. 25 there will be a coffeehouse featuring Tom Ceschin in the Union Bazaar from noon to 2 p.m. and from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. Admission is free and is being sponsored by PAB. Enjoy your week! Funny Paper Caper OVER THE NEXT SEVERAL DAYS, DICK thelma virtually took OVER THE PORNAPPLE CASE IN HIS ZEAL TO PIN A MURDER. RAP ON MICHAEL J. TOQUSBURY. s/$. THEN A SEPARATE LARCENY INVESTIGATION STUMBLED ONTO A TV AND OTHER ITEMS TRACEABLE TO PORNAPPLE. 7Z "AT MY SUGGESTION. WE HELD A QU/CK TWISTS! A SW , I Leningrad .H iC i T * -Moscow If W'l*-T v ' U N I ON OF SO V I E T tt ' LAST CHANCE TO JOIN PARKSIDE S SPRING VISIT TO THE SOVIET UNION See — The Kremlin The Hermitage Museum, Tombs and Palaces of the Tsars, Soviet Armenia, the An c i e n t Ce n t r a l Asian Civilization Samarkand. Be part of the Soviet Seminar. Visit Moscow, Samarkand, Erevan and Leningrad. March 10-24, 1984 Cost 51690, inclusive. FOR MORE INFORMATION, CONTACT IMMEDIATELY: Dr. Oliver Hayward 123 Molinaro Hall 553-2467, esp. afternoons. RANGER Women rebound during break by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor The women's basketball team has made an impressive comeback over vacation break. "At the start of the season we had a very hard schedule. Some of the other teams get to play the 'puppies' at the start of the season," coach Noreen Goggin commented on the disheartening start of the season. On Jan. 4 they lost to Wayne State 83-61. Leading scorers were Robin Henschel with 20, Debbie Ambruso with 19 and Deb Hansen with 11. "We played good in the first half, but the second half was not well played," said Goggin. "There were too many turnovers. We had 29 of them, which really hurt." Two days later they rebounded against UW-Oshkosh, defeating them 64-42. "This is the first time in my recollection that we have beaten UW-O." Goggin added, "We had good team effort. Our free throw percentage was the best it's been so far." Jan. 9 and Jan. 11 yielded the string of three wins. On the 9th against UW-Whitewater they won 67-58. "The score on this game does not really reflect how the game was layed. The game was close the whole time except at the last four minutes. We got really fired up and beat them," commented Goggin. Top scorers for that game were Deb Ambruso with 23 points, Jean Jacobs with 16 and Robin Henschel with 12. "The game against National College of Education would have been closer, score-wise if I had put a lot of people in," Goggin said. "I put in others to see how they could perform. I was glad to win." The result of the game was 69-57. Game leaders were Robin Henschel and Deb Ambruso. Last Saturday against Northeast Illinois, they were defeated 68-52. Goggin said, "They were just a good team. They are better than most we have played." She added, "We were down by 12 a t the half. We came in the second half much closer. I'm not displease with how we played because the team was big, strong and fast. This is not a critical defeat." Friday begins the UW-Parkside tournament. They play against Loras College from Iowa. "They are a pretty tough team, but we should play well against them. If we do well at the tourney, we will be playing .500 b all," said Goggin. Wrestling Second in Midwest Classified ads Services Offered TYPING AND word processing by Nancy. Fast, professional work. Gateway Secretarial Service. Call Ragine 637-1997. Personals BEDROOM FOR rent. Laundry and kitchen privileges. Near Kenosha K-Mart. $35/wk. Call 652- 6574 fo r further info. DREW: NICE to see your funny little face back on campus. I heard you have an excess of Cabbage Paten Dolls... PAT: YEAH. He modeled for them. BLANCHE: YOU have the funniest hair I've ever seen. Did you really go to a dinner party with that new "Scarlett Look" — 99 MOLLY: THERE are 200 pigs out looking for their legs. Call the hundred $$$ club. TONY: SOME foreign correspondent you turned out to be..what happened to all the copy?? DR. DREW society is starting back up...see Tony in the Hanger office. TONY: GET your damn articles in by Monday!!! K: WHO loves you? JENNIE SEZ: The word for this week is "annoyed paperclip." PAT SEZ: Jennie is right. KEN SEZ: Pat is right. NOBODY CARES if anybody's right. TONY: WHAT- no accent??? J.K. KATE M. Welcome bade. This semester will be a long one! Joey. MOLLY AND BLANCHE: See you both at the end of the semester-you had your chance. Gallagher. WELCOME BACK to the old grind! w KEN: DON'T worry! ^verything will (probably) wore out! KIFF: I only love you for your inspired political commentary. Beej. by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor The successful Parkside wrestling team has kept up its reputation so far this season. At the Carthage Invitational Jan. 7, the team won for the seventh time in the last nine years. Parkside scored 92 points against 13 other schools. The competition yielded five first-place champions. In the 134 weight class, Mike Vania was champion for the third year in a row. Matt Kluge at 142 was champion in his class for the second year in a row. The three other champions were: 158-Chris Dickson; 167-Todd Yde and 177-Ted Keys. The competition also yielded a second, third and fourth place for team individuals. They were, respectively: Mike Winter, 150, Dan Hall-126 and Gerril Grover-118. "I'm really pleased with the men's performance here. We've usually been in the top ten at this invitational," coach Jim Koch commented. Jan. 13 was the Midwest Wrestling Classic. The meet was held in Anderson, Indiana with 15 schools in competition. The first place team was State College in Michigan with 118 points. Parkside placed second with 98 and Ashland from Ohio placed third with 82. There were teams representing eight different states. Five individuals on the team made it to the finals. The champion for his weight class was Mike Vania (134). He defeated Pat Fischer from Notre Dame with three pins. He has also been champion of the classic for the second year in a row. The runners-up were: Mike Win-, ter-142, defeated 7-4 by Todd Eddy; Chris Dickson-158, was 6-0 against Terry Schumacher, an NCAA All- American from Farris.State; Todd Yde-167, was 11-9 against Allen Brown from Cardinal Newman; Ted Keys was 2-1 against Chris McAnaan, an All American from Grand Valley. "We were the defending champions, and we took second, which was good because of the high calibre competition," said Koch. "It was a very competitive tournament. Everyone wrestled up to his potential and I'm please with all of the performances up to this date." The Parkside Union HOURS RECREATION CENTER Mon.-Thur. 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Friday 9 a.m.-12 a.m. Saturday 9:30 a.m.-12 a.m Sunday 12 a.m.-10 p.m. Sweet Shoppe Mon.-Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Union Square Grill Mon.-Thurs. 11 a.m.-10 p.m. Fri. 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Union Square Mon.-Thurs. 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m. Fri. 10:30 a.m.-7 p.m. Information Center Mon.-Thurs. 7:45 a.m.-7.30 p.m. Fri. 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Dining Room Mon.-Fri. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Coffee Shoppe Mon.-Thur. 7:30-8 p.m. Fri. 7:30-2 p.m. Reservations Office Mon.-Fri. 8:00 a.m-4:30 p.m. 8 Thursday, January 19,1984 RANGER Men Basketball breaks even by Patricia Cumbie and Robb Luehr The past month has proved to be good to Rees Johnson and the Ranger basketball team. Beginning with the win against MSOE on Dec. 14, Parkside has won five out of their last eight games, including victories over UW-Platteville and Indiana/Purdue-Ft. Wayne. The Rangers were 4-4 during the semester break, beginning Dec. 29 at UW-Stevens Point, in a rematch of last year's District 14 final. Once again, the pointers came out on top, winning 64-40. The Rangers were behind by only five points at the half, but "fell apart" in the sec-, ond half, according to Johnson. He said it was their poorest performance in the last month. Parkside fared better in their own tournament, the Ranger Classic, on Jan. 3-4. T heir opponent in the first game of the Classic was Lakeland College. The Rangers played well and defeated Lakeland 79-70, while UW-Eau Claire took care of UW-Milwaukee. In the finals against Eau Claire,! Parkside kept it very close in the first half and were behind by just two points at halftime, and actually had the lead in the first few minutes of the second half. Then the Blugolds broke it open with a flurry of steals and Ranger turnovers. Eau Claire never trailed after that, and took horn a 73-64 victory. Parkside was home again on Jan. 7 for a game with UW-Platteville. It was a tough, well-played game that was decided in the last moments by Jay Rundles, who hit a shot with seconds left on the clock. On Jan. 9, on a foreign court, Parkside played with Coach Johnson called "...a big game...the best game we played over break." The site was Ft. Wayne, Indiana; the opponent was Indiana/Purdue-Ft. Wayne. The final score was 63-62 in favor of the Rangers. The Indiana team was coming off a recent win over nationally-ranked Wright State, so that made the victory for Parkside even more gratifying to Johnson. The Rangers were brought back to earth a big only three days later, when they lost control of a game against UW-Green Bay and lost 71- 64. They went for nine minutes without scoring, which was surprising to Johnson after their previous win. The Rangers finally had a chance to strut their stuff on Jan. 14 against Northeastern Illinois. Johnson's men took out their frustrations on them, blowing them away by the score of 92-72. The Rangers shot a hot .586 fro m the floor and out-rebounded Northeastern Illinois 53-38. Johnson was able to clear the bench in the second half and coasted to victory. Leading the way for Parkside was Brian Diggins with 25 points, while Arthur 'Jay' Rundles added 20 points and 16 rebounds. The two Erics, Juratic and Womeldorf, added 14 and 13 points respectively. Juratic also received a technical foul and fouled out. Teammate Sean Patterson and Northeastern Illinois' Peter Shepherd were ejected from the game after each received technical fouls. Johnson commented, "It really feels good to bury somebody." Johnson stated that even in the losses this year the team has played well, and that the tough schedule has contributed to their current 8-7 record. Parkside's played Lewis University, a team that Johnson calls "a tough team to beat," on Jan. 18 at Lewis. CYNTHIA M. NOLEN, a specialist in corporate training and promotion of NOLEN COMMUNICATION, a video consulting and production company headquartered in Milwaukee, will conduct a session entitled, "EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT VIDEO...BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK." WHEN: Saturday, January 28th WHERE: Holiday Inn, Kenosha TIME: 9:00 a.m. until noon FEE: *20.00 per person (Special Holiday Price: *15.00 per person if postmarked before January 20, 1984) If interested, contact Jeanne Phillips at 553-2244. Fencing Good representation at Chicago DICKENS DISCOUNT BOOKS 7700 No. 1 20th Ave. KENOSHA, W t 5 3142 (l-94-Hv. 50) 857-2337 Every New Book & Huge Quantities of Bargain Books At Unbel ievable Prices New York Times Best Seller — Hardback 30% Off :very i Paiip erback DISCOUNTED - Thousands Of Books — Large Selection o f Sc i- Fiction F antasy ALL OUR BOOKS ARE NEW! by John Kovalic Evanston, IL—Parkside's fencers made an impressive display last Friday against teams from 21 colleges across the nation, including Columbia, Penn State, Ohio State and Notre Dame, in their only major fencing event scheduled over the holidays. "Yes, we made an excellent showing," said coach Loran Hein, who selected his best team members to make the trip to Northwestern's Evanston campus. "Bill Thomas was especially impressive." Thomas, who fences epee, finished second out of 48 entrants in his class, but felt he could have done better. Thomas said that his performance was "Damned good," but, that he could have placed first but wasn't in the best of shape. "This is the second time Bill finished highly," said Hein, "he made a very good showing." Parkside's second fencer to make the event was Sam Waller, who fences sabre. Waller finished 19th out of 38 fencers. "It was a good display," commented Hein, "but Same has more time to go, more to do before the nationals." Thomas and Waller were the only Parkside fencers in the competition. "I think," said Hein, "that we are now at a point where we have the best fencing at Parkside that we have had for years." i—WELCOME—\ ATHLETE OF THE WEEK +++Congra£tilations++ir JAY RUNDLES Basketball; 37 pts. 27 rebounds in last two games. to ITLilLerTlme Kenosha Savings and Loan CKINC! in your choice of TWO great accounts! KENOSHA SAVING AND LIMN ftSSOUAT! s ION 5935 7th Ave.—Kenosha, Wis. 658-4861 West Side—7535 Pershing Blvd. 694-1380 Northwest Side—4235 52nd St. 658-0120 South Side—8035 22nd Ave. 657-1340 Paddock Lake—24726 75th St., Rt. 50 843-2388 Lake Geneva—410 Broad St. 248-9141 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 15, January 19, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 14 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Dear Santa - please bring me... Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document UDivenity of WJseewI'-Pu' '11 .--.~--'-. , , '''''." -"<"',\. , ,..". n I '..~r, '.\ \;:.: ; ".,'\.\'\ '~\''./ ,I. '\.. \,' . ! \ -e-, ••\ Y , -, ",t " " -,,---":.,.. ...' . <.,---=-- ..... ---"""",,, ,."",c.~"'Y'Z-?' '~'>"A~. ,/.f .' 7,..., , ..../77/' / ,.,//»«./ff I. I .../1' ~/ { /'': t7 I ! ··/t: /: htli ., It'-i~--\I. .- I!, , I vi, lV/' I L/ Ivv i)~·./L{ I i , I l "'(.. j: 1 r o \. \. ", '\J'>~,. '. ---- .. The year in review: GOVERNOREARL SIGNS INTO LAW A BILL WHICH, DUE TO A TYPOGRAPHICAL ERROR, RAISES THE DRINKING AGE TO 119. • '8~@~~ ·"fl •••••• , OJ ••••• f"" .,,."\ il,I",.,."· ... .. . . I 11Na...,. Dt: , IS, IIG by Paul Berge We apolo&ize tor u,'s empty space. Wt '- dis<.o'vered that the ed· itorial cartoon slated to be run here, about the Hitler diarle$J ¥o1l5 a forgery. RITA? I'M SORRY, SIR. WE. HAD TO SUSPEND MISS LAVELLE ... vi'" (J.nueA's ENVIRONMEtlTAL PRQSlITl1T~1)' AGENCY ~w /, \' - ,... ~ - ,Nehr x-student, current prof by Jeaale TuDklelcz News Editor I t.~_ plans to leave - to _ "'" lor • job -a ~.' '!be UW oyst.... Ilu IndiIloaaIJy been a ""'Y hip qualily InstitUllou IIld I <OfUin1y don t want to ... an unlon\lJlllte policy, II lar II SIIaty coos, ,nn......,.. 1M quality 01 1M lIIlJversoly. Despite poopIe SlY1DI that this Isn't 1M I reaDy think that It Is 1M " w 5lmoed thai he I 1M UW trend IS not headinc Ul \be rigbt d1r0<'ti0n "People don't WI/It to make a hUle sacrifice to work I • teacller. you start to woader " fie. u1ly en masse wiD start to bail out I don 'I think that will bappen IIld I hope that 'I won I bappen But I would bke to see thelegisL>ture y that edu<aUOlH Is lmpor1allt IIld that IMy do 1nIlI to r rd I"""". en." he said Portside's physics departmenl Will be ollmlll I... leftS' COUl1eS ... t semesler. due to ·w· ...... IIlg IIld Been Creenbown, ph prolessor servilll as I<'tilll ' ~ chanrellor. ThIS luoUon IS tempo. rary. howO'er, ac<ordlllg to. dIr What does the luture hold lor Nebr' "I'm not qwo! what the lar future Will b'lllg Eventually ( would perbaps like to gel Into teadulll-ma)be wben ( can allord Il'· Some Parkside students may ..... aspirations to one day be a professor at a university, but few lind themselves in their own back yards, Jeff Nebr, Parkside physics professor, was an exception to this nd....for a while. Nehr was raised in Kenosha and atlellded Parkside from 1973 to (975 where he double-majored in mathematics and physics. He also """t a year student teaching in KeIIOIha schools in order to obtain his education certifications. He said lIIat the furthest he has lived from Kencoha was in Madison, where he attended graduate school. For the past three and a half ,.an, Nebr has taught physics at bit alma mater. "When I lirst came (to Parkside to teach), it was a little bit strange; after all, you're colleagues with the people who taught you not that lIlIIIy years before," said Nebr. The transition Irom student to laaI1ty member was easy for Nehr because be had worked closely with bII professors while he was a ,student. "Tbe faculty here is very lrieDdly, so they certainly didn't "Tb. ' ere s no way that academic life can compete with industry in salary rates. " -Jeff Nehr make the transition difficult for me ... onee Iadjusted to the new situation, there was no problem with anyone else adjusting to it." Nebr feels that Parkside has a fine environment and it has been very good to him, But sometimes in one's career, opportunities are presented that can't be passed by: next month Nebr will leave for Colorado to begin his new career with Rockwell International. Nehr's main motivations for making the move are greater financial and career opportunities. "There's no way that academic life can compete with industry in salary rates, Also, my position here is terminal, whereas in industry you can change your focus and work on dilferent things. and you have the opportunity to move into management," said Nehr. He feels that rndustry is inspiring people to grow professionally and to lake on more responsibilities. Those who make professional improvements are r~ warded by moving up the salary scale and achieving greater influence within the company_ • Nw expressed concern for the Mure of the UW system, due to lbe current faculty pay lreeze and foreseeable minimal salary increases. "The way Ilook at rt, when you hoil it down to essentials a university is its anstrucUonal facully and unless you can keep and rrwnlaln a high quality, very enthusiastic, ..,. teresting, ,ital faculty, you don't really have a good urn"ersJly," said Nw. "My concern is that by this sa1ary freeze this )'ear and a "ery mirumal salary increase next year. you're telling (faculty) 'you can get by on what we give you' 'ersus 'we , Club Events , Shuttle service Social Science Roundtable Reagan's foreign policy is to retain pride Parkside students should remember that Security is operating _ ".". shuttle service from Tallent Hall to lbe main huilding, The van makes its route from Tallent to the Union and around the Inner Loop Road every ten minutes from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m, Bolb Kenosha and Racine buses also offer ".". shuttle service duro ing their routes, • The shuttle service will rUD throughout finals, so if you bave to park in Tallent Hall, don't freeze your butt off-use the shume! UWPDT semester knowing you will have a boring break. Since the dart team leadership IIa not yet determined the time IDd Ioo_Uon of tbeir Christmas JlU'l1. all members must come to the meetln£ on Friday, Dec, 16 at I p.m. In the Recreation Center, We lIiIl have decided hy then where, wlIen and Why lbe Christmas party lIiIl be. (Fe, fi, fo, fum.) This is the • meeting Df the semester, so if ,.. don't show up. you're out of Iadt. But don't forget us next 1lIDeIter. The UWPDT leadership Itself has ~ several changes, At last .... meeting, presideDt Chris PSES PIppe - impeacbed aDd then apo JICIiDted King, IDaking the UWPDT The Wisconsin Society 01 Prolesaae 01 the lew constitutional mon- sional Engineers-Soulheast Chapter IrdIIes In the country. Also, Marge Is boldilll a joint meeting with the IlIIba IIld Bob Kiesling have trad- Parkside Society 01 Engtlleenng III lobs IIld are DOWPubllc Rela. Science on Jan. 19 at 6:30 p.m. The tIaaa director and vice president, event will include computer ""!JectIveIy. demonstratons'boraa lourtory0Scifthe ~ AI the meeting we will also be neering and La, ence ........... ideas lor team shirts and c.lities and dinner, Reservations - .......... during break and next are requested by Jan. 13, For more __ or. Come one, come all, informatioD. contact Tun Samplca lIIme...,.., or suffer untU next at 6lH-5294. I****************~ ir The students of •• * : Dr. Behzad S. Samlml ~ ir thank him 'or his contributions ~o the In- * ~ dustrlal and Environmental ':fyglene.Pro- * 'l' gram at Parkside and wish him continued "'-- • successat tills new appointment. .... \••**************, SNAP·UWM The Student Nurses Association Parkside-UW.Milwaukee will be going Christmas caroling at local hospitals on Thursday, Dec, 15. We would like to invite everyone at Parkside to join us in spreadini. ChrIstmas cheer. We Will meet at Tallent Hall at 3:30 p,m. on Thurs· day, We would also like to wisb everyone lbe best 01 luck on finals and a very Merry Christmas, by Karl DUo_ keep Western Europe 1_ of COlltzol lJIroueb e<ODOmIc, poll '!be loreign policy of the Reagan and rruhtary _. SlId Curtis It administraUon IS best descnbed as retIWDed unlJl lbe earl, 1'70'., prevailing pride on 1M global scaJr. _ detente ~'Iiled Slid Polical Science Prolessor Dr , the Reagan IldmlnlltnUon Willie Curtu du'IIlg \be Social Sa- .... adopted a policy 01 ",.., line Pogreba moved ence Roundtable Monday In UIlIOII pnde," wbicIllS ,,"I~ In globol 10&. lerma, acconhn& to CurtJs. ''!be Fonner PSGA President Pbil AtcordJng to Curtu, the country administraUon said that their poli<)' !'ogreba, who remains in a coma aperlenced lomen policy COlllaln- m.... tIIIIIk of war m ,1oboI terma," from injuries suffered in a ~ ment and detente IIDce WWII. Dur· Curtu Slid '''f'hu 11 1M moat deaccident Sept. 17, was moved Dec. ing both of Ibese r8<'el£D policy po- IIlIIldInI Ilntegy ~ Euenho • J4 from St. Catherine's Hospital. riods, 1M fear 01 Soviet sopertonly er " where be Ilu been since his acd- emted. AccordlD& to CurtJs, the adnIlJ>. deDI. wiD be moved to 11M- to ~ ":.'~n:-=t"= ::'::'I~:,;.:::, ':i pItaIP~ ...;... and then to :" ad- decided tbal tile Dell 20 ,..,. of this reoa!I that tile adIIIiDlstraIlo .or a .... _ Is _ to deline," he Slid. jaceDt nurslD£ home In WbitebaD. -, ~. Is WIDlDc to lJPI .. _ttempI to Wis., near his laIniI,. Sever21 of SIDce the late lHO's. COIItain- def .. t tbe SowIet UIlioa Thfte p.........'s friends and assoctates ment bad heeD tile intelledaal ...... wiD mcr-ID ~ U;campus vtsited him before "bedrock" of America's ,-'" tile *'- lIudIot ,.",... \be move, poIicJ, IIld its maID lim - to tmaa 01 tile mIIItarJ, j r~t.ol.~•.;}:~.~~;;,::-z! ~g~~ -, Shop Cwtis < _I, ,., "1'Iow Reapn [. BeaUty _ all <IlIIIIIct • __ C0lli ."~-_Htl~wf.511.1 ~ ~:f-::~.:':::: • Moure; T:-:.. ':r'o Fri.. l tIIlIt..... $ , !? ... L "'c '" U - "" lIIor -,. &~ _ tile "111 .. r..:,'f:(;J, Wo" •10' - It k ~ • -." .. ......rar:t.,..'.~n..............,. 'JfRJl;'" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~p ~P~'~ --I :: from the n~mbers Paul Weller does it with Style by Jolm Kovalle iIy souJ.infIuenced. and the remain- cIivided between the mIMi< Itself ,-- --, Fa......Edit« der of the E. P. ~ pretty good. '!'lIe and the iDtelligent lyrics. French mood of Le Depart. is mar- H you didD·t. see them in MiJvelo~, WIth Weller once again waukee pick up ihe album V shoWIng his versatility With its rath- could ck, . ou er melancholy lyrics ("I'm only sad a lot 1I'OI1e. in a natural way, ") buiIdinc up a "- e-.n feeling of solitude. "BIp UM, ~ 1bIa" 'Speak Like a Child' and the in- Not bod for a DE._. strumenlal 'Mick:' Up' are more TIIis - the 'mellow' side 01 the hvely, up-tempo tljlles. while the ...... folt_ _ is a ni<e IitUe remaining track. 'Headstarl for aIllIID for lbooe 01 you wbo really Happiness,' is a lively guitar baI1ad want IIIIDEthing dilferent. that could have come off the Jam's Tbe _ here is lIlCft acoastic. IIAll Mod Cons" album. and at times the produe:tinD -.us You can prohably find this mini· a lillie bollow. but the IllIIgS are L. P. for under five dollars. but the catchy and weJl.written. Tbe only three mentioned 'epics' may offset track given any radio lime at aU at the value for some, Still, an inter- the moment is the single .Oblivesting recording by any account. ioas.' Lyrically. the album is neeDenr Neat, CosteUo-esque double takes ("I hope you hurt me 'till I'm bopeless") and soclaI relevance - for want of a beller word - ("They think Wl!'re lonely when ... 're really just aJooe") produce a rather startling mil of results. Sad. ham. angry-this is DOt a boring album H you want a rather softer sound that power-pop and yet don't want to sink to the depths of AOR radio, this band's lor you. IJIS 1IIIIII'ta bod year for inusic, -.n. 1'IIe record companies themlite pnIIlIbly ""n't be doing that IIlIIliI eoIebralinC this season. but. My. JII1 bNrt is breaking for them. 1IIIIe_ the people who decided we .-dod live (count 'em) singles elf 01 "Tbriller." Thanks, guys. I IfII!IdaIe that. IliII, apert from the continuing _.elhe of most of the major IIdIt IlaUcms <WXRT the obvious fItIIIIIIlIa). 19113 was also Probably IIle be111fIlr lor music, consumer. wile. ill a long lime. lip If JOu're looking for those IIIl '_ Cbristmas presents for ,.. AIIIIt Gertrude, or if Garbage PIldI KIds aren't your style. here n _ 01 the alternatives you .., _ to consider. fttllJle e.-u .... • dol tile StyI. Council" • J... are dead, long live the -. JI'Ir tbaIe of you who aren't fa. ..... wilIlllle IIaIlIe of Weller, this nlblr~E. P. may be worth ..... oul .- .... here are an as- ........ - __ ,the people over III ..... rec:toned we needed to .... -...m.le versions of ...... a»t ........... ,' ODE '1f the two II1II IIaIiat tracks on the record. ..... - 'IIoaey-Go-Round'- ..... --.. WJCIldly limespace • lie 1Ibum. The songs lbem- ... -1aleIestiDc. but get rath· • - n _ after the fll'Sf coup- ............ ... oIlbe tracks here are heav. Big Country ~4Tbe Crossing" OkaY. so !be single has been on the radio for a while. But what else do you know about them? For a start. the album is excel. lent. Leading off side one. appropriately. is 'In a Big Country,' one of the best .singles of 19113. Other UK singles and various assorted filler material prove at worst to be interesting and at best to be some of !be mot .. ciline IDUIic in a c0uple of years. 'Fields of Fire: 'The Storm,' and 'The Lost Patrol,' are some of the main higbligbts on this varied album. From ...... elic power rock to weIkempooed baIIadI. this record delivers a non-stop stream of fascinating music. An additional plus - you can probably still fInd it ill department stores for $5.99. ."The Crossing" is a guitar-based alblllD. Similar to U2, the sound is full and energetic. with empbais uz "Ulder a B100d-~ Sky" YOII can pick this Live E. P. up for ".99. but the cost is deceptive. ~ ........ _,nMe 000 IIfIJ U. S. -., retoJrdinp, tate up the better part of thirty-fift miDules. I don·t think the Stray Cats ...... <orne ... that on tbeir fuI1.IenIth L. P.'s. II you are familiar with U2. you wiD probably know at Ieat two of the soop, wbicb ..... enDed from "War," !bILsuuhe Linn A holiday overview and claw fairly well. Strangely enough Ialso seem to get some peculiar satisfaction out 01 beatin« some bimbo to the shortest checkoutline. Actually. I'm not lIlal bod. But I do enjoy the effort it takes to choose a nice &ift for """""'DE I really care about. Now if I could only be so careful in choosing my words. •••••••••• So as not to have you l1dnklnI I'm a maleriallotic IIeatIoeoo _ DO real ..... of Cbristmas. Ido altelld mkhipt M8a .. CIirlItwIaIIlift. I rau, .... It, tDo ...... lIIII ..... tJIree.<juarten 01 the way tIIrouIb .....Istart to 1ft sIeepJ. Do JGOI tbIo* lIIat ... ......- '" prieotI? J ....... _ .********* Ja ." ..... UaIIb IIIIIlI! ,.,... I.,.... .,e;= •.....,.awl? a lit day sI>uppIDc. • 4' 'II at II1II ..... ,.. •• Maybe it'. IIIIIlI! biddeD ..,. 0lJ, J8, ... HajIpy New V_ • .... liaic, butJ IlIie totJIIlik hill. .... '. ., Keadyt·Mari. Una a.tslmas is, by far. my favorite .....,.Ijust love getting entbusi- - ebaat something lifter a year's .... of llpIthy. Yoooknow, carols, cookies, lind- .. 011 who's naughty and nice. (I ~ ~ tell the naughty ones ~- nice ones. The nice ones Iool cUste. T1Je a.ughty ones ...~ .,.,.,. I'd like to take some ::: to reOoct orr Christmases. he to smile or chuckel. n :: t.:e last lime you do so be- •••••••••• .:- c:. 01 '83 shooId be ti aIbelt a IIItIe sedale. Qr ,:,,,, IbIayear. I1ft to spead .... ..,. fubue .... ~.. Iu.: effect.l L.:L'" • hi •IittIe worried. ~.,. peapIe, but-u, =-- lllo adled about a lot 01 a..,,- hiaIaId J may ovenobelm - .... !IIJ CIIriIlmas spirit. ...e.. IIP*: CIIriIlmas _ The lalest my family gels up on Christmas DIOrlliac at 7 a.m. My brother and I are usually up by 5 a.m. Afler that, my brother drags my parents from bed (more than l1kely hungover from the nJsbt before.:.100 many eggJ!Of/$) and. repairing to !be liVing room. we start grabbing gifls and opening them, regardless of whom they belong to. Joy to the world . My fiance's family, on the other hand don't get up until 8 a.m. Th .. : everyone has • disllIIliJcIy big breakfast. takes a shower, Ifts _lIId repairs to the _ am. wIlere lifts are haIIded oat ODE by one. Not tom apart in wild ...... •doament, but Willi more compolAIn! than is hllllWlly poIIibIe. I'm .,.mg to IIIiII a.;h M at IIIIIIIe Ibis year. ***.****** 7 "",.D tTl"'ltD 'SuIlday, Bloody Sanda,,' .~ Year's Day,' 'GIoria,'-lbe list reads like I sborteoed version of a hyp0- thetical 'Greatest Hots' L. P. ftls II = eI lie .... 1M II- ..... In a lone time The new lracb. •Eleven 0' cloc:k 'I'icIt Toc:k' aDd 'Party Girl' are powe1uI aDd ....u ...... _ tile biting guitar wart of the F..dIe OO'DF' ...... 1IaDo'1 -.Is perfectly. TbII recant - taken from VIr- .... 1M perfCll1llUCeS in the U. S 8d&lntpe- ...... ,..... ble value lor the rnooey .. ...... li-a of lIIe .... L. pI .., ._'..... So, II ,..'ft ** eI to John Couear Nellcnrtto. • ... 0IvIa N..... " B .. , if ,.. tb* 'Soy, • say' -W be betIor COlI>: IiDed to '1s!aDds 1D tile SIlam' _ liar AblraerGr-.Ia-tIleol117 rrr ' .... ,.. • bit of .......... .. ., .......V . ..., __ ..... • tr \AIU lJtaI Tlf4n" SCtooeE' ReJu.1lE'O 'nHn" HE" WAS ~,tJt; Wm+ ntE': ~ OF C"'JST'MaS SPE'<iWS .. .. ., . Suicide intervention: an easy way out ., .. 1ftIlIIey NieIsetI ... y 01 a ~ or job, an UDderIy- clientde is mosUy middJe.daa iDg -- could be cettiDg stud< ill -. Very seldom will _ or IIIoery ,..... ORr 20,000 people 0Ile 01 !be stages 01 grie\'iDg. Espe- . lower daa ftadl out 10 .. far __ "'lilt suidde ill lbe United ciaIly for a cbiId, il ~ .... been . beIp," ~ said. aI8, aad !be fIcare is more!baD • a .. cbance, alta !be cbiJd will be 'I1le first lIIinI Crisis latafEiItIuq ........ far attempted suicides,. .~ 10 UIIdentand lbe loss, BotIiDe does it 10 cIotemiDe tile .... .., tbousaDds more bur· !bus skipping !be IrieoiDg JIfO<ess caIIer'. stability. "ODe 01 Crisis fD. .... wltb pUt, fear, puzzIemeot and never really acceptine lbe ............ pa/icies is !bat ..... - ~ because their lives cbance, wIIidI can lead to pro!>- is oby," Md:artby said. "Same - ..... ., a suicide victim. 1eIns. . people ill a very IlabIe state 01 .... - lnIinInc," said Michelle There are many SIIJ1S one can mind just caD to say IDOd-l»e IlIId JIIlCutby. director of Inovative look for il a ""'""" suspects suid- don't want beIp." Crisis Intenen- , .... SenXelIn Racine, "one of daI tendencies, such as becoming lion does adaIowIedce !be caJIeF's .. ideIs in desIinc with suicide is moody, avoidiDg friends and lam- feeIlnp IlIId find out if the7 can .......... wIIat it would be like to ily, diIferences In sleeping and eat- help. Another thine Crisis Intenen- ... ·lIInIucb a lone, dark tunnel iDg habits and a generaIly low 0Der- lion tries to find oat is wIIat the _lOt - any way out." A suici· gy level. "One of the myths about eaa<t problem .. and wily .. it such cIaI indIYIduaI nauaUy feels this suidde is that il a person laIb a problem to ..... belp at thD ... • if there reaDy is no way about it, they won't go through • point. GIl, 10 lltemative, not even hope. with it. ActuaUy, a good sign a per- ODe thiDg they don.t do is prioritOIIID feeIiDp 01 suicide are related son is -us about suicide is if ize problems. "We want to make ......... 01 guilt about not meet- they have a plan of action already them feel Ijetter. but not aIT betIIr the apectations of 'ignificant in mind." said McCarthy. tor," said McCarthy. "We're not ....... or, most important, them· One thing SQ.cietymust realize is handing out guarantees that every- .... that suicide is universal. For many thiDg will work out because maybe "OIIl!Il the causes are just every- it is an immediate release from it won't." .... JIIGIIJIting, said McCarthy. "u their prohlems. For others, espo- Crisis Intervention tries to build I panaa doesn't show emotion or claDy adolescents, it is a way to on the persoo's strengths. not 011 .. feeIiDgs and they have no take a break. "1bey don't realize false hopes. McCarthy adds, "We .... oatIets, those feelings and that it .. final," said McCarthy. don't make assumptions that ther- ...... build up until they have "They just want some time to take e's someone there for them. be- .. domino effecl...so it·s not just a break from their problems." AI- cause there may not be. " -lIdIrc but many things." though suicide touches aU waIks of Crisis Intervention also gives alIlIIe nason for the attempt or life, only certain types of people lenIativ.. and asks !be caUer to - • ''oln .... - 01 suicide is a Joss , will be likely to seek help. "Our Conliaued .. Poco 1% Counseling available for troubled soul lituatioa _'Wits. IS plIred Ia • f_ bame. '!bey _ tIIat !be cbiJd .... to ..... l~tolO 'Ille phtbopby It Taylor Home is tIlIt any ~er wIlo Is lreIted m... IIso ..... his .. ber fImIIy .... voIoed in traImenI n.e, IwldJe nfemI CIIS and IIso ofter educatJonal co elM. Taylor Home Is Ioated at 3131 Taylor Av~lae II ., I'll Zlrtelbaeb phasize that you get regular meals. sleep and exercise. Resting is not sittiDg in front of !be TV for three hours," he says. . "It may sound simple. but bow many times have you skipped a meal in exchange for some 'WI food'? Slow down, think things over and take things onestep at a time. "No problem is too smaD for us" is a philosophy that Christensen stresses and one that the A-eenter works by. The A-Center is located at 2000 Domanik Drive in Racine. community educaliOll and informational serviees for !be elderly and ~ 11le .......,;t reaebes an annual number of 6000 people throngh their films and lectures. The HIcine CouDciJ 011 A1cohoI and Other Drug Abuse is not I support IJ'OUP or counseling __ It .. located at 6Jt Seventh St. in Racine . onestaff _'s speciality •• she deaJs With anorem ......... and buIemiI. Par ,. Hty: Worit .. this lIrea includes therapy, ..... bilitaliOD and outpatient work ByponctIvity --"'4: Here clienls are beIped 1D handling hyperactiVIty In cbddren and how to control or moderate ,• PI) , 't: Treatment It ~ Impa<t Program m<1udes everythiDg from pencnaI counoeIing 10 mantal counseling and also In. c1udes ways to handle hfe througlt st:reD CODtlOl aad "K."k'bacl 11le Comm\llllty Impart Center started as an aeencJ to asslal Idolescents and to help with their specific problems Although the center has hrancbed out mto many other fields, they still work • jnenilt counseling. 11le Center IS located It 2101 63rd In Kenosha and is open frnm 8 a.m. 10' p.m. Monday IhrouIb F'rIday - the Otriatmas holiday ap-. JP7 u... as weO as final exams. lIulea ond auiety abound. .. h'l Is settinc in with those _1ft! baving trouble coping with at ....... placed on them. For .... drutic measures are being .... to help aUeviate the stress. .... many people don't know is ... tIaeIe are more reasonable a1- 1IatIttv .. offered. One major alter- .... is In the form of counseling ..... I IIOClaI service organiza- .... Many people are reluctant to .... ~e about their probilia beeause they think. they can ...... the situation. or that their JIIlIIIIIm isn't big enough to receive IlIIIIIan from professionals. The fIct 01 the matter is that many ..... can't cope and they are in IIId aI help. ~ bere .. a smaD section a( the lVIiIIbIe services ill the Ra. .. ... Kenosha area. Community Impact Program Youth and Family Services y- ....~ lsi '-Y.fI<ded _ with mIIly .... sourtes to oIfer AJonc With lrIdl llOIlII t'OII8IeItDc. they ..... I dill IIDItIt lIIIIt tMt hIIldIeo • ClIItody ..-.lulliOD for IImlIles IIItensted In oettliIc <1IIIodJ dis: pates • lDleII«baat ,. lilts lor JIII8III W EiItI!d lD IIId NDCliEi wed wilIl tIl<lr cIl1Id'. d.. ,1'1 mt. • Pes.-IIty IMIaC PIiIIhIe far people """ wan, to bow lIlClfe about ~ 1lolIl!be inIeJIec'. lIIII aad ....-Ilty tests .... done tIIroucb ID lDtenctive t'OIIIpUleriz eo! test. 11Je Invtlltones clearly ....... defuIe partiador areas 01 iDtereat • Job pm....... tnventaria that ......,• I raource for other ...... des ..., Indi\id .... In thP ~ mty. Youth IIld FlmiIy Sen... - I coomseIinc e1i1ll< ",.,. C d_~n. The Racine Council The Community Impact Program IS a licensed mental heaJth center with a 1arge staB that covers a wide range 01 fields. On staff are licensed psychologists. poychialrists and five persons degreed as masters 01 sociaJ wort . The staff at the Community 1m. pact Program deals with many levels of psycboJoskal disorders. 1bey are unique in that aU 01 them are licensed aIcoIiol and drug c0unselors or are in !be ......... 01 becomi';' licensed, In addition 10 IleIds 1'aylar !lame wilIl _ their"Recently _ respective,. Ill! <lIftriJJI 11 and IIIoir '-lis in _ IDIw I, 'elds of th--- ... eommeated ad' em or famiJJ prob' ms. Brian WoIH. - ...., staff ~ .. at u.... _..... , . I.... . " "" the Community Imp';,tp;;;..", I",' 1 • 01 a .... Jk " Some 01 lbe fields presenUy no., r-:y Ibe jII'CllIIem tIiroIIIl sIIon-lenn 11__ -1lnoc1t a served are. •...... __ ........... " _p. y~ prlt' .. CI Ii s: ~ r.,..- "-I _ •• _ ... - staff __ IbiIIoI and ...... Here .. ad< , Iis r... 5 ed '"" I frnm IrisIIIor life _ .. stance abuse and youthl fami Y til tile is .aIod. 'I1le Iems -.II ..... wl1i.. some un proh as ~ - -_. cbiJcI in the lImiIy ......, doos deliDquency cases m.the sdIooIs had: to the ..... or it !be EIliag ~ :nus 1ieId· is, , .JIol go The Racine Council on Alcohol and Other Drug Abuse is a community service that has been in existence for about two and a half years. It is funded through United Way and is an informatioual and educational service . 11le council deaIa IIlIiJiIy In three areas: women, youth and the community. 'ely For women they offer a van. !Ite A-center Is a weU-<!Slablish- of Iille "Women Reeecbing iii '"IInbaIton that has counseling Wo~ special projects that .. JiIOpIe with alcohol and drug promote legi.latlon concernIng ~ a weD as counseling for women's and cbildrell's prohJems. PI!IIanIJ and marital problems. The council belps in youth educaJon Otristeuen, an intervention lion through lecllms lmd presenta_ IIlllrdinator It the A-center, sug· lions. They talk to the local school ..... !be foJlowing to help with systems on topics from ebemieal IIad eram Preasnres: dependency and the effects 011 !be ''ftme lIlI/Iagementls I must In family to juvenile clelin4!uency. !!lJng <ontrol of the I1tuatlon. They speciaIlIe In preseatllions for ~ your priorities and take grades ~ thnJucI! ~. ~ one step at a time. Ialso em- CommuJ!i!Y:' ,.~~ , ~ftrtu!l!. •••••• ..... ~···.~·~«.~4 .. ·~·.·., The A-Center Taylor Home • ~ • 11 .... ,. o-.t. II. .ea Holidays: not necessarily a good time ., JIB WIIImey Nielsen Far many people, the hObdays III I lime of joy and celebration, IIIlb'_ they are a time of de- ... ... 10Deliness and isolatiaL 'Far _ more people, these ...... of despair aren't confined P "eIJ to botidays; they are .. 1'''' to be laced daily. ' Dopi 1''' Is a disorder marked IIJ .... lIlactivity, difficulty in ~ and concentrating and leIUaC dejected. :rhe causes of ...... C" are numerous. There No beeD recent evidence lbat .... IID bas I bio-chemicaI basis. a-dI has shown that depressed .... liliy have a low level of a _IraDIIDiller called no- ' ... ?fluiD. "I doD' think that can account Iar 111 depresIion ...it may just be a eanIIIaI7, just tike any symptom of ...._08 would be." said Michael GIrtmaD. lISistant professor of ,.,aakiIY It Parkside. "But cer· ...., pIIrIIDIogica1 factors Uke that _ ~ for some kinds of .. 'an '1Ilere are two (more) popular ..... ..- cIea1ing with learned t dr' .', n said Gurtman. Qften ........... t such as failing an -. I person feels helpless. espodaI\J if the person defines the MIt • uncontrollable-that it is I.... beyond his power to ..... TIllIS • sense of helpl .... _ pnvaiIs, not only from the ... event, but running over ... -,day life. When this hap- .... !ben Is • general loss of m ... tIoaliaIl aad also the person becom- "Some people have distorted ways they think about themselves, their future and the world in general. " -Michael Gurtman es 'btind' to past and present successes and .ttributes." Another popular theory is lIedt's Theory. According to poycbololisl 1Iedt, the important thing .bout depression is the cognitive or "thinking" disorders people have. "They have distorted ways of think· ing .bout tbemseIves, their future and the world in general. This distorted view is what causes depression. and in order to change, the person must change the way he thinks," said Gurtman. "This 'thinking' disorder .lso leads one to draw negative COIIclu-- sions from events that occur that perpetuate their depression," .dds Gurtman. The way a person can change his/her way of thinking is by challenging assumptions. Events can also lJia« depressiool. "'\bey (the events) are usually adverse, and tbe<e', IlOlhing the penon can do about them," stated Gartman. The event often detnK:ts from the penon in some significant way, such as failing a coone or l0sing an important source of reinforcement like a family member or IOOd friend. Depression mat also be caused by mant tittle events buiIdiDI up until ODe becomes the 'slnw that broke !be cameI's back,' and !be events overtas • person's ability to cope. Depression bas many facets. The flfSt symptoms or characteristics that usuallt come to mind are sad- .... aDd • prevaIIlIIc _ ... despair. but tbe<e are many other Stress and stimulants: People use drugs to overcompensate drugs give an immediate "high." lion, dJive and achievement" ., Marl< Fe1dDwm "You do not have any appetite, Stresa, Jensen said. needs an outTIle _ of stimu1anis in combat. you remain extremelt aIert and let, and if that outlet is 110I loand, ·umpy. Coffee and tea give the use'" .- of stimulants to eel • .. IlItas can have devastating ef- ~e type of high, but not as quick· f~ of euphoria c:an occur . ... ... people recogni2e dan· It," Jensen said. People do not ...... ~ "1icDaIa !rom their own bodies. "Everyone reacts differenUy to a eDllOIllb credUtbele days, she said -dbic to Verna Jensen of the drug. No one can expect the same ''1ben !be failure .llitude _ In RacIDe Community Drug and AIco- c!ions !rom a drug just because usually fol\oWed by cIepreaioa. AD 1IoI8enIceI. ~ else has that reactioo" we have to do is sit for five - "We have to watch for the red she said "There is also the prob- and reIas, tbIMiD& quiet tboaIb~· lIIp and know how to handle lem of ckup being laced with other "Pounding !be books too bard IS .... that may happen," Jensen ingredients" not norma\. So you stay up aD ai&bt Ilk\. "We aD have to face ,tress in In .' down off a drug said and !ben laD asleep in daa-_t conung '1OOd Is that'" _lives. We have to try and get Jensen, people becom a lot ebecav~a'::i Jensen "';"'asi'" that we must tile poIilIve out of it:' ~ and s~ ne They becOme aD IiDd oar own ways of bandIinC W1leo Iln!a gets out of band, their'~b1 andgocou\d' even be dis- Iln!a, and __ it bas to be IIid JeaIen, people try caffeine, very I1TIta e tbrouIb tria1 and enor. IIIlotiae aad eYeD amphetamines or oriented. '~A"'" etite drug be- "Be aalortabIe with youneIf." CIlCaIDe. CocaIne, ~ ~. t she SlId. "No ODe worb well UIIder '''\'We Is an amount of caffeine cause of its high pnce, :.u.very.~ stress U you bave to \Ike a deep JllQr body can -stand; all of us are traetlve because of !be WI • tate It and rei .. :' dIII_t," Jensen said. "We all drawal symptoms. "A lot of people bratb, that .~...... _ ....... think I't is bette< because it pves Sbe aIoo poiJIII out ~ ...., IDIeraDce levels, some of us such a fast high, plus it', easy to eet positive!beljgeIt tboaIbbelptscan -- be eaa driI* two cupa, some eIght." that' not !be same for . 1IIhIIe aIcoboI Is the most abused off of. But IS ""Like a .- who rum ODe .. by eoUeae studeDts, stimulants ......,one .. It can be very severe. mile, !ben two, !ben ten and tries a -1IIaiII1y used in staying awake to Jell~lSaid ..d there has beeII no mantboD aad ClII1y .... it half· Il1Idy cw cram for exams. Jensen ... . !be use of way berllou1d be proud 01 that. Be .... your body starts to tell aotice8ble mcr-e In while aIco- sboIdd DOt feel ae _ faiIod. toll it', too much, Is when abuse stimulalltS by students, "You bave to boW when ,... sets iD," Jensen said. "People do 110I ~ ~asPeets of levels are. Jle¥Dbet, you .. .at IIOlIistea and tbings can bappen:' . "SlreIS:' ~ ':... can escape • saper-pelW8. YOII caDIIOt be IarA::~~butw:'ve ~~ .~~ :: ""':';We have to try ~ eve:;:: :;:.~': t:,: .... _ ... the -' abused Illim- DIIIIDe stress -" fer .. by ~ ~ Ilfe. V.... an very ...... -." -...: -- lba' t ..N-v iDtO leeIiDP 01 motiVa- 1ft - AIoIIc with c:ocaIDe. these -w c:baracteristic. such as leeImp 01 IuiIt. toIf_ and toIf-biame. There .... other sips poopIe can IooIl for in a dtp 1 cw ~.L If dtp 1 penoot-f... eampIe. lack of motivation. withdrawal from normally pIeasurab1e acIMlies and obtiptiollS, taUpe and cbanIe ill appeIlte and sa dme, CIinica1 dtpessiool can last ..,.. where from • f.. days to • lew _. but tbe<e are ...... poopIe who suffer from • 1ow.Jevel dIroaic dtpessiool aD tbesr 1ives. Holidat de\ftssioIllS • very specific kind of de\ftssioIl in !be ...... that it Isn·t a tIUe form of depression because II ISO '1 as extreme, bas dill....,1 causes and doesn·t last jIMt 1M .....,. I"'" dIfIMd as the". '.'bc/a.- ... rlodl. Holiday dtp essioolCIlII be In&- ..... lit a IllIIIlber 01.- One 01 !be __ ..- Is a feoIiaI 01 iIoIItiaD IDdh ., ... "'1amiIJ ~ Is 10 .... .... '.... lit aocioIy U you 4.l't ...... a faniJy, ... canl be wItIl tbem, 1M feoIiDp 0I1aoIaIIaa tend '" became sharply..... eel AnaIber prabIom that tendI III be e=-tn"ee1 It tbe IIoIIdIy _ ... !be ..... ......- iDdI ...... all pat OIl the IlOIldays aDd the ~ .. •• tIMm. '!ben c:. be apeclalba tIal the IIoIIdIy •... wID .... !aIrIIIloa dI.- • ........... lIliI dooal ...... it·,.let ....... 1'boI'e an ways III CllIlIlbol ~ boliday duldt Will, especilny for barrlod ponIIla, ........... '" !be boot U " .. 11M""'" ..... lit Jo ~ and "- Co!Jpock One of the _ IDIpar- _ tbinp to .-ber Is '" lOt nMIIIc €'IJ "'k- ADaCMr .. to evenIt ..... J'O!If IIoIIdIy - and actiYilies, ...... pIeIItr ... lime lor ,... faniJy A IOOd .... JeIllmlIs to edaNlsh ItnIIIJ IamiIJ tradi__ W!r/ simple CllIft the wIlole faniJy can enjoy The last tIliDC to _bet Is to ........... Iued aDd krwIIIJ lime lit pu\tllIC !be emph .... OIl ~ aDd 110I OIl the CIIIDIIIerdabsm ... !be bo1ldays. One of !be _ imporIant tbinp to mnernber if • Irload or lalDOy member IS fee\iDJ depI eel IS to pe him ... ber support aDd .. _. 'aDdlet ..... -,.,..... III Movies - 'tis the season for blockbusters by RIck Luehr TradIliM"lly, Christmas is a time b' bill b10ckbusters in America's IlO'ie lbeaters. This Christmas .... to be no exception. There is • IlIaC lilt of films slated to open tIIII QuIslmaS season. Here is a .... of what you will be able to .. Ia !be coming weeks. Now Showing 'IPMS OF END~ARMENT 1'lis film, starring Shirley MacLIIH. Debra Winger and Jack NicbDISlIII, seems to be shaping up • !be season's biggest blockbuster. lI'a!be stery of the relationship betwhn a mother and daughter over I tIdItJ year period. c:BIIISTMAS STORY -A simple _, bIsed on a novel hy humorist .... SbepanI, about a young boy •• obaessed wilb getling a Red 1lJder BB Gun for Christmas. 8llIlDEN IMP ACf -Just what .. ~ bas been wailing for, a _ DIrty Harry movie. Starring QIaI Eastwood and Sondra Locke. SCARFACE -This fibn, directed ., IIriIII DePabna, stars Al Pacino • I Cuban immigrant who becom- • I kiDIJlin in the Florida cocaine tnde. "Scarface" originally received .. X rating due to its extreme ...... . YDm. ~Produced, directed, and ....... by star Barbra Streisand, "Yentl" is the story of a young Jewish girl in turn-of-lbe-<:entury Europe who disguises herself as a man in order to study the Tabnud. CHRISTINE -Based on the novel by Stephen King, and directed by John Carpenter. A demonically possessed Plymouth Fury dominates a t~naged boy . OpeniDg~. 16 SILKWOOD -Based on the true story of Karen Silkwood who discovered safety hazards at a plutonium fuel-rod plant. "Silkwood" stars Meryl Russel, and Cher . Cher? • LONELY HEARTS -An Austrialian comedy aboul the humorous first romance between a middle-aged piano tuner and a virginal bank clerk. UMCOMMON VALOR -Stars Gene Hackman and Robert Stack. A falber goes to Vietnam to find his MIA son years after the war bas ended. GORKY PARK-Based on the best-seller by Marlin Cruz Smith and starring William Hurt and Lee Marvin. A Russian delective tries to solve the mystery of three mutilated bodies found in a Moscow park. D.C. CAB -Stars Mr. T and Mal< Gail. A CUI-rate cab company in Washington D.C. tries to keep ~ QIorIes MarUa Srnilb aDd BriaD DeDDeby la Walt Di5lley PichUeS' "NeYer Cry Wolf." So It Goes, at despite heavy odds. 1'0 BE OR NOT 1'0 BE -A Palish thealer troupe oul·laxed •'aDS in an effort to save the Polish underground durlllg WWII The IiIm stars Mel Brooks and Anne Bancroft. THE MA WHO LOVED WOMEN -Starring Burt R~llOlds and Julie Andrews and directed by Blake Edwards A remake of a Francois Trulfaul aboul an artisl struggling with his passwo for all the WOrnetl be meets. TWO OF A KIND -An attractive bank teller, played by Obvia ow· ton-John, and a woWd-be lIlYetltor, played by John Travolta, get a secood chance at love after tbey die and are rancamaled. THE RESCUERS sad MlCJ[· EY'S CIIRJS1MAS CAROL·A cIou- .- . , ble bill. "The Resc .... s' is a 1977 lull lengtb animated feature with the voices of Bob New!lart and Eva Gabor. "Mickey's Cbnstmas Carol" is a relelling of the CbarIes Dick.... classic. This is !be first .... MIckey Mouse cartoon made in thirty years. TIlE KEEP -stanitIC Scott GlenD. A supernatural splril ill a I Rumaniao castle is released and be- I gins decimating a troop of aD sol- I diers encamped there. VERTIGO -Directed by Alfred I Hltcbcock in 1958 and starring I JinUny Siewart and Kim No,-ak A I romantic thriller aboul an ex'POI'1 iceman's cbs! I ' • witII the wife of a wealthy businemtlaJt, 0p0lIIa& Dec. U I NEVER CRY WOLF -Stamng I Charles Martin Smith A young I bio\oCisl >ludying wolva in the I Artie begins to identify WIth them I and learns to fear thest bunters I EX PERI ElliCE PREFER· I RED ...BUT 'OT ESSE: OTIAL ·A comedy about a pL1in younc woman I worlting 1ft a resort before enlenng I college. I Alf ill all this looks like a good tine up of films for this Christmas I Personally. I'm IooIung lorward to seelOg "Terms of Eodearment," I "Yentl," "Christine,' "To Be Or I Nol To Be" and "The Man Wbo Loved Women" Of coune, your I tastes may differ. bot ...,. than oby. Have a Merry Cbnstmas and a greal New Year. I'll ... you ..... ..."..ter, Bye all -D.C, Cab" ·wOllld l"" boo) • - ... 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Got ,...., ,.... ~. (Dbcarda loJ,'-"" ia apliL) 1IeJ, lIIIIlI" (Ll&IIlI We. Qaat*I eo atraD 01'''''' Oirl7 (War II0-)". ...................... _ ..... ......... ~--... ............. .., I 1 p Christmas Tree Caper by Nid< Thom. It was a few Christmases ago wben the great Tree Caper tool< place. In a far-off land, somewhere e e • .. " • " by Bill Stougaard :fL..EAST l.'!W ILL HAvE MIGrOpl CHANC.E TO {3fl.INC:iTllE. NO'" WO(lLoA FResHRA'floNAl • OUT LOOK ON UFE ••• All the Faculty \ ~ /{ :. The Funny Paper Cap,--e_r__ b--=--Y---.,PaulBerge SOlO SPEAK, 'nIc.." ~ IS, Ita nortb of Kl!I105ba, a busboy and Ius lnend pulled off one 01 the leasl nefarious cnmes of the cenlury. The busboy, Pat, !:ad JUSI flllisb· ed selting up aboul Wly lone bonquet tables for a Chrislrna> Feat I, your humble wnter, plcked tum up after be compleled Ius tasks H. Iold me bow bard be and a coworter bad busied Iber <G11ectJ... butts 10 cot the job done ID lime The .... 1 day, ChnItmas Ev •• Pat and Igot \ocetber after the unual festivib.,. We .ere bolb bored out of our lIl1IIds aDd were Iootin« for 300leIIunc 10 do Bul whallS there 10 do on Cbnstmas Eve at II p.m.? From sornewI>ere ID the deep recesses of Pal', ~ IIwlIunc lillienaI. ID idea _. "Why don'l _ set up a blDquet l<IbleID my fnelld', dnv .... y' .. Pal ,uggested "We <Guld pul down a IIble cloth and place setIIDgs. as _U." I added "Yeah, and we could ~ cot a tree from one of those lots thai haven't sold out," concluded PaL We were able 10 ""'"'" the l<Ible and accesson.. before rrudl:U&hl All we needed now was the Cllnstmas tree. There were many lots thai bad over-stocked that year, so procunng a Pine should have been real simple. W. _ to \be _ tree lot. the one ID \be 1'umolyIe portiac lot (now ~ as Westp~ ~I. Pal got oul 01 \be car aDd JlIrted lJI-o sped1llC \be trees avallabl. II _ about two nunul .. lat ... than ID olflcer from the Racine Pnbce Departme<ll an"ed 011 the sceue My lrieDd .... bo1dIllc lIP our prospecII... pnae tree aDd .. ,.... "Hey. d, _ aboul lIuI one'" as the pob<emaIl walked lIP The offlcer-ID a very IIJUIII< lhat ooIy o/6cers 01 the Ia CID ~, "Irs a blUe bll 111 for bu)'UlC a Cbrutmas tree. iso·lll, bo}..," Pal turned to the Jll"'<O keeper aDd SlId. "Why no, oIfkoer Now is the best lime There II'l! no C'fOwds aDd til. pnces II'l! the I of the 5eaSOft1" The pobceman was not unpressed and lDfonned us we could put down tile tree and leave or spend ChnItmas Day lD }all W. tooIt Ius fll'$l lUQelUon and drove off, to anot!Ier tree lot This lime _ looted for cop <an before • _t tree b""UII& We waited two nunut .. aDd anot!Ier police .... lucie parted ICrOS$ the _ from tree Jot two. Tbey must bave Olristmas tree nappon. W. arrived outside lot ~ al 1 30 a m. Tb. final attack .a, planned Iwould drive my '11\ Falcon IDto the IoL My fnelld would crab the nearest trft to the car and Ibn... il in the bodt _t Tb<n. after be got ID the car, I would drive away in a 1lOII<OIlSpIt'OOIII lllIIlIleI". c-& ' •• PaceU .. Wrestlers place high at Open by Polrida ClImbie held without team S<Ol't!S. the Paltt. Sports EdItor side . team did an outstanding job considering a few team injuries. Mike Vania was the competing champIon winning 6-5. Vania defeated teammate Matt Kluge to attain the championship. Vania and Kluge are in the same 134 weight class. Jim Koch. the wrestling coach. said. "It is unfortunate that IMl Saturday was the 12th An- ... CDIJece Wreslling Champion- • Tbere were 17 learns in at- ~ There was no scoring due II .. /act that this was an Open D " n.h~~ m.. t AIIIIouP "'" wres-'6 mee was the two ""Y .... wratJen on the leam~ ID the same wtlght etas. •. TIus Wl11 be changtng. bow.. er, wbeo over nation V .... WID Ily to be in the 126 we.ght class ., Finals are corrung up and \Ijlng to get down to that lesser weight etas. is too much pressure Mike should be able to be in that etas. alter ,... cation. " Two other wresIIers tool< third place ID the competition From the 126 weJght etas.. Dan !LaDscomI 10-1. Todd Yde ID the 167 weght etas. seoeer 4-1. Both Yde and Han hurt tbe1r shoulders and were DOl able to practice for a eel<" U they were 100 percent bealthy. they might bave placed hJgber." Koch added. GerroI Grover placed secood He improved his performance dramatically before bemg WIthdrawn from the competition because be twisted his ankle. He beat two wresUers wbo beat him before by 10 pcmts. "I was utremely pleased WIth Ius performance. II's too bad be bad to stop." Koch added. Dan Winter. student I!SJSlant coach, was able to wrestle ID this meet because 11 au Open He won the <bampiombtp lor the Iiftb year ID • row wbeo be _ PbII IUmbert 8-7 The lDd",dual re<onIs so far Ibis _~'V""-IW K1uge--12-4 !LaD-~ Yde--I4-5 G""....-ll-5 K.,.-+S The next oem",ter will bong Classified ads a.n. 0.-to the _ He be etipbIe ID ~ ....... II I lraDIfer _ lie lIle lSI weiIItI eta. lIId wlII pu' .., be ... of the lOp __ on lbr leIm. AfUr this Open. C4acb KIldI II ....... flInrard 10 • prodacoIn........ _ '1'bis IaIlmeet .... ~ bad 10 far tbis e baoe I reol fiDe ....., "... I1J E'm'yoae The key be 10 I\OIIid illjury .;.;.;.:.:.:.:-:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:-:.>:.>;.:.;. Wanted STAFF: NEW Year's party in Louisville! All invited!! Love, • OPENING: Clerical.' some Kendy\. ..... - filing required. Between WELL, THIS is it. Another _ --.. 639-9614. ter down the drain. Wi.ilER NEEDED: For AMIGO: DROP to reverse. Lefty. dIIInD qed 2\io and 4 in their Ke- WHY IS it that wben you rearnmge ... bame. Weekdays 10:30-2:30 PSGA you end up with GAPS in ... Semester. Time to study dur- your intelligence? iiidd!dIm's naps. 652-5650. SUE: LAURA and Vicki: I want to ... PARTNER: wanted to love you. PYT! -1IIll, north Racine. Evenings. NIXON GOT Ius pardon. PSGA got .... their computer. Services offered AND YOU'LL bave to bve with the guilt. iWINO, COMPOSmON: He- CRASH GORDON and the E- -. IDd term papers. resumes. Racer. DRIVE OFFENSIVELY!! ..... ,. ~. Fast and depend- Swabby. Cotton puff. ObiWllD. ... Rasonible rates. Marilyn ANDY" BRENDA: I say JR is ~. _2290. better looking than William. Eat Personals your heart out, Cbuck and 01. The Southerner. .. SALE: 30 Cabbage Patch KEN M and Ranger Stafl!! MelT}' .... as eoch. Ask for John in the Christmas and Iillppy New Year! ...... OffIce. War is Over. If You Want It! J~ .. I hear th~e are lots of FUZZ: TIlE satellites are out ~ !WIP besides jokes that you can·t night. EMC. .... Stall. JANET: SCRATCH !bose nebulas IIIAVE proof of that. pc and black holes. Duluth Hal. nz IIEARD of the birds and the TERRACUDA: YOU'VE snapped ~ but butterflies and ducks? my line - Union Sport Fisherman. IT last nod t _. esg.ea I.pc 't GWEN: MY friends just stole my _ .... " CARL: Couches. chairs, bikes at 3 a.m. 1Ippen" pillows. MD KEN: UOY EVOL I (TOL AH ........ IE: HOPEFULLY your CJA: LOOKS Uke ZOna time. ... WIllbe permanent. Amigo. T.M.F. F ~: I hope so. too! Michele. M.F.L.: 4.0 or Bust! T.M. '. •• UIF': 1'HANKs for aU the sup- HEY ZZ: Tube Snake Boogie" ba: PlIIt IDd cooperation this semester. how 'bout a Party on the patio. Ski ~'t bave done it without you. Bum. h . - lbink-you were a staff mem- GUNTH (ZZ): How about ~ a ~01 the BEST Ranger ever! Ken ski date from ya! s-i-n-g-l.e! Hilda .... (SKI BUM) IINDIl. YL SAYS: Grin and ignor~ HEESE: CONGRATULATIONS on BS in IEH and aU that olber your lATE: MERRy Christmas!! BS. V.P. d thanks for VlIlI're I super friend to have!! JOHN: GOOD luck an lla ~. aU the laugbs!! Carroe . lATE -MIL08H will .a1ways be .. : ~Y Christmas!! War. , .JOHN: ., •. sliaiolor ,AlllJO. • Over, if you want it!! Joey. #\<ieJot"It wet' your- .. pals. REESE, CllUCKY is going to miss fO'! Your PalhopaJs . STIJDENI'S: NO brown nosing during finals. The StaH. PHYSlCAL PLANT: WIll "'" pr0- vide the _es for the roast' MEATBALL: 31 is Ipproacbing . Stock up on Vitamin E'! X-BUDDY: Let's loa .l!! KIp lDd Minnie. GARDENER: SAY hi to Fntz. When can we visit~?? DR. SAMIMJ: <:oncratuJatioas for your ..... poSltioo II SaD 0...., State. DAVE, ROBBlE and Todd. I Deed "'" in the daJt room Love. KareD BRAT! TAKE IT easy OD me" You're about as easy as nuclear war. ,You are SO DEV ASTATL'IiG') BRAT: YOU ~ DOW the biggest FU I know. maybe that IS the ..... son Ilove you LAM: STOP asking me _t I brought you lor Christmas-You'D know as soon as you smeJI the char· cu.aI ..... ted package'! LET IT Herewitb and ForthJengtb be announced that a cerlaID Ene· lisb Feature Editor IS ga-ga ",er I cerlaID Yankee Advertising MaDoger. RICK: THANKS lor the stones And I pro..... De\"er 10 meoUOO Speed Ra<:..- agam F E TO M.S. and E B A cetUlll Sports Editor would Wte to congratulate a cerlaID Editor and Copy Editor PATTY: GO lor IL John JOHN: Ican·t. the goods ~ taken RICK: THERE be goes. 'Ibere goes SPEED RACER MARION: I'VE got it maid with you Uttle John SAJiAu: LOOKS Uke San ... ·, gonna bave to wait until Dext year. Merry CImsl;ltlOS anJ90Y. '-~ , .",. KENDYL: 11IAND Ill< the DOQ&. sbe1ves You-Kmw-'I\'bo BILL: SP AM spIIll sporn sporn sporn wonderful sporn. AlwousJy aWllllng the resurrectiOD 01 JOII- __ .You .,..... JOHN: IIAPS, maps ........ maps IumdDow IIIIpI. You kiIIod .... DEAD flftVOf' ME K.E.'\;: WHAT can I Sly Its ~ I bell 01 • -... But DO IIICft , 1m, OK' JobD RICII.: GO SPEED RACER GO SPEED RACER GO SPEED ~RA;:NCERiNiE' GQ.().().Q •• : ACTUAU. Y Ilic bad her peepen on "'" Beaer be careful A partDer ID cnme. ~TF: Ilove "'" I SlIppOIe 8ftj BLOODY vWNGS. P.J.: JEAJ.,()l; .-Sf' TJ-1IEFJl, H2lD beds. .... 1'OOlIlS. _ <Oald ad: for 1IICft' sud: lace PAW-TIlE frocs ~ fl)inc' PIIOTOGRAPIIERS K) 10 make I prI utter MERRY 0IRISnlAS KiIf I love ,.... BJ F"£A n.'R£S SfAfT: Tbanb lor • ;.>b ...u daDe. TIus bas heeD the best _ester for Rallger er IIrfe • cood break aDd baoe J« goddam Irtides iD by Noaday ~Y: I'M gonna _ Bee) BOBE--.uHII! WiD "'" joID me In the nppIo:s' BOBE--.uHIIl I WIIlt 10 be I Spvtz. P ARJtSIDE MALES beftre DabIby pulls men s BOB: BOW Pete" You ~. • Darts MICHFLl.E ... ROCHELLE: Jus! ted 10 Y hi' A DALE, I t you me' Kay TJ-TlLC;XS for m your H!O bed DIlUIIDIIIInDll X IL\PJ'N. .30 • 1 rV CIIriIl or YOlI -- - mitation placed on Phy Ed skills Ir .. KIeIIIIIc ~~ bas lor the first IImilI 01\ the number ........ classes that pIuation, although ... bawswhy. :I~JlIIIl!d by the Faculty III _ Oetober, restricts stu- ... muimum of eight it PIIy Ed. 'skills' classes ...... puation .. .. lIenate meeting, educa- ......... Dwayne Olsen mtro- .. ~ ~ntion for the Aca· _.JlIIcies Committee as a way ."Ileproblem of students iI!.- ..... GPA by taking oneCn!dit Phy Ed. Classes. 1be ....... mitte said that anotber 00IIlmittee, Academic Actiaas, bas elpeiialcal lIWIy instances of grade infJatina but QPon said the Academic Poi cles Committee bas no specific ... amples of the problem . "f have never researched that issue," said Olsen of the studenb who take extra skills classes, "and I ~'t say." Coach Steve Stephens said, "!t's hard to pin anybody down to what the real concern is. A lot of people feel that students take a lot 01 PE classes to stay in school. Their concern is possibly that the CPA in pbysical education is a little high," lie added. 1be ~ bas the bicbest av... CPA in the _. lily, at 3_0. Afttr the limit by tile Fac:aIty.s-te. a ....., was CIllDpIeIed by the ......- that ..... that ..-y .....,.. 01 aD Parbode .-. do Dol _ Phy Ed. classes. and 01 the ......,., inc tbirty pen:ent, __ baft laken ...... three aedrts 01 stills daaes. Psychology professor Da•• d Beach said be was _ over the "1IJJWOrbbibty of the procesa as v~ 10 the Senate cIocument· He is concerned about the .hili 01 the UDlvenity to enforce the rule, aIthougb be is in Inor of the rule DO YOU THINK THERE SHOULD BE A LIMIT o PHY ED SKILL'; CLASSES? IlMsea_- "I think that it·s • ripoff. Tbey (Phy Ed classesl add to • _·s all around development I like to play. variety of sports and I cIon't !hint it's fair." Iadlee WIn - "U's too bad they waDt to do !hal The reason I take these cll& ... illlecause I-.I •reIaoe from the i*-"01 IIIJ 0Cber daaes.• ....... MejIa- "I'm payin& for tiIem- I *'aid lie able to _ tbem d I -. • BID n.-..- ,,) .... liIey *"'Id. It ...w demo st'ate to people that ~ Ibo8Id conceubate 011. t t:: Basketball league preparing season 1 begins on Satur- Men's Winter basket~" ~:adling is Thurs., day, Jan. 22, 1984. t~ together before the Jan. 19. so get your e infonnation contact semester ends. For mor • the Phy Ed. Office. _. & aid. ~ that the _ ......ID.-.. _ ....... IDe too IIlMIJ 01 the ...-. -. lD "terUul •• U·pGbUdzed lD. -.." The pII,.aI edIa_ doI*t. _ bas all ob~ to the -. sttphom said. The ... to lake _ crtdI1 01 *ilia ~ .,. tIIe7 we at the .... !ISlJ. AlIlIetic 0uedGr 0JDl! 0-.lIl said that tile A............ PoIi<ies Qawnlttee bad IDfollnedblm thai liIey ~ pIac:o • limit .. tile classes He said thai Parbide .... DO restnclions ill PII1 Ed eIasoes, The Lalla .v. ~ CWl ..._ .... ~a-.. .. lIIIt wlII be I we tile .... -. Ihf.tIIiIt ,... 1'1'0- pIlJ ~ .. Soolwdaj, 0..: 31 10 •.s. al tile __ Raort .. LMt e-.a 0- I )lIDtD _ .. 1aIt,.. ...... 1'1 it! be_CD • ........ wtlo -..I by 0..: It 0tIIer.......... trop- .. -.I the -'111 ...._ ... tile -.cy 01 jIIocedw .... thai P£ _.-'_ _a ....... .at. er' h~ bald co.l oIIlIr _ ...... from, rm 1IllI __ ~ lot ..........- ! ""IS, Ita RAN9EIl 2 Dear Santa: p ease bring me... Dear Santa, Iam W1itinC on bebaU 01 a lIDivenity that is known.as "Parkside." "whIpo ,.,.. 've beard 01 it. I'm sure wbeSl. you deliver your lillie oodIeI ... 01' PU (as we offec:lionately call it). you don't even have to oak .. a chimney as an enlr.ln<:e. All you have to do is land your Jelcb _ tile cbaDce!lor's private bellport above the administrative 'penthouse" in WLLC. But DOW to the poiDt-no. I'm oot askinc lor anything for myself. Tie editors an!II'tlIlot peedy. IIwe were. we'd join what is supposed o be the "studelIi ...-nment" at Parkside-PSGA (please excuse aU bose initiaJs...tlle7 were aIre8dy decided upon before anybody who ....s ... words allioDded ParUidel and asIt lor a $3,500 computer in .... III _ tracIt 01 wbalever they are suppooed do. .... Sanla 011 bebaIf of the 6000 students ""'" to dlip in or ~q '.e elQleDIII-. just give lIIent a 1940 UDder· ....... ler .• ..or cIoeo _ 10 much IDIft IUilable lor an qanlDtIoD that ~'I opesaIe at IIa !lIII capacity. PerUpo II J'OU baoe a I... _ adive students in your magicaJ nJ>.baL .... cIoIiver them III PSGA. 11-.Jd be Dice lor once to lave a W PSGA Senate. 0Dce (if?) this is accomplisbed - please _ wtth me Santa. I _ I'm IlUSIW>& III}' - it would be a >leasaDI chaaae to _ the PICA ~ '" ~ Yoa _ tile tlbcf: _ IlOJOIlIe are filly elected iIIIlead of beinlI able , vole ~Ives intO olIIee oaIy their vole beca .... lMre are -e open _ Ulan candida . ODe last lI*lc 1 WOGIdlike J'OU to give PSGA is the UDCIerstaDcIiII Ilallllls 0... ' ion·t necessarily directed toward them. They can'l elp the lad lIIat "ParbicIe students" is one 01 the definitions 01 apotbel.tc·· lisled 10 Webster's Dicliooary. On the other fronts. Santa. wbiIe ,...... passiJlc around UDder- taDdinc. there are others ""'" could __ . The administntioa by Ken Meyer Editor sbouId UDderslaDd \hal Putside """""ta are adults aDd don't need to be .... ed _ it .- to beK compaDies wantinC to sponsor ........ .wi ~S_ p - tile Dice ladies in the Coffee Shop Iar. JIIlIilis 10 _'t tile RMca IIlalf (and lIIIfOIl" else around lIii Ca6ee ) _ witII perpe\IIal, ar'!Plillinc "Bagel's ......If,......'t do tIIiI, ,.,..'D """ Rqer DeW windo .... be- __ ... will _ be sIIaltBed. (1IoDe I'--'t.... for too ...,. I1Iis Jar. I've been a good boy (ar at Ieoat IlIIt -, '-I) I1Iis _. II JIIlll came througb with these ...-. I'D ........... "'" a IIiee -t Dell _-JOIIf cboice: milk and motIes or bee< and piaa. Kenny , Letters to the Edito'r Christmas is what you make of it To the Editor: As time travels onward. once again we find that Christmas is upon us. Christmas it not only a holiday and the season surrounding it, but a mystical. magical leeling aU its own. It's a lime of peace and joy, a lime of love and hope. yet unfortu· nately as the Christmas season ends, so do these feelings. They're transitory, yet they should be stationary and permanent. Christmas is what you make of it. For me it's playing Santa Claus lor children. senior citizens. the handicapped and relarded. For olbers, it's giving gifts. making cooIties and cakes. shopping. putting up the tree. shoveling snow and skiing. Unfortunately. it's also a time 01 depression for many-due to 1oneliness. lack of money or the loss or • loved on. But. whatever Cbristmaa is to you, it's what you make or it. II you want to forget an al!out Christmas. then it will pass you by. But if you want to make somethiDc out 01 your Christmas. then it 1riII be something you CaD remember for the rest 01 your life. Take pride and take heart in Christmas. Help those. who need it and in turn you'U be helping yourseU in lindiDg !be mystical. magical leeling of Cbris!. mas. 5incereIr. Bennett SchIiesnUD PSGA SeIIIIor Isenberg gives thanks I'd like to thank eacb and ev«'/ ODeof you for the care and _ you expressed after I had my accldent. I appreciate aU the cards. visits. gifts and pbone calli that f received, and assure you your COIICIII bas encouraged me in the time 01 much-needed support. Thank you. Happy holidays to you and .". families. K.n M.y •• __ EcIIIor J.nn'- TunlcMlcz _ ~ ~ John Kov.Me _ ~ Patrlcla Cumb'- _ _.Spon. E_ MJc_ K_ _ PlIoto Editor And, _nan _ --. 1Ianag .. C._ Ch.ll _.._ A-.&ng g<tr J.1l Wlcka ._ _ __ D1slrblllon _g<tr P.I H.n.lak ._ __ Aaat. au II8nag-. WRITERS JaaIee CbaM, Cart CIIemouski, Karl Dixon. Micbael Firdlow. ~Uf .KadclalJ, Bob Kiesilllg, ~Marie Linn. Rick Luehr, Ilobb Luebr • .rillWbi~~=: Di<t Obabi .... .BiII NIc:t 'I1lome. $arab UbIi& PHOTOGRAPHERS - _. TIIddH_. Pbil .-. Done 1IId!:¥of. __ Iiq, Kum Tr-*I, Gary Zalokar. Ronger is written and ediJed by students 01 UW.Po,lclift and "., a,.. so'-'., ,...~nJible lor i,s ~i'o,jo' policy and cant.",. Publi$Md,..-r Thur~oy durmg th. Dcodemic yeor except during breaks and ItoIidoJ'I. Ronger is printed by the Rodne Journol Timel. A)I couesportdence should b. addressed to, Porhide .on~r, Univt"- Jify of WncOIIsin.Porbide, 80. No. 2000. Kenosho, Wn.53''''. le''-rs to ,,,- .di'or ..wI be occepted if typewri""n, dcwW.~ 0/1 standord size poper. LeH,,~ should be leu ,hon 350 words ond """If be ~ .... 0 "'ephone nl.lmbe, i"clllClftI fo' ",#ication p41r~ No,..s wiI be withheld fOf y"Iid fItOJOn•. Deed'- lor '-"ers is Tuesdoy 10 a.1ft. fo, pubJicorioll T~' .0,.. raetW, the rigM fiD ,.11.1... Ie"'n COft~ini""foI. ond .",... ,.",......,. t ,.,....,. D! ... II. IllS ~ 2 Beer companies singled out Corporate sponsorships to be controlled"But it seems in appropriate to push for reduction of alcohol _ swnption and have open sJlOllSOr. ship of events. We're not Prudes and there's no way we're going ~ stop people from drinking beer We're not going to do this in ~ heavy-handed way. but we do want them to become responsible drink. ers." Guskin said that there Ole ", number" of students unhappy WitII the moves to cut down drinking at Parkside. He also said that be hasn't beard a complaint 'bout drunk students in class for IeYera1 years. Although Guskin would like II> see the consumption of alcohol 011 campus reduced. be does see \imitations. "U we said 'absolutely 110 drinking anymore,' then it -w be very moralistic and matemalistic. but we're not doing that," be said at the lorum. He continued: "U 1 had my OWD way. we'd cut hack a whole lot more. but 1think that would be inappropriate. Personally. I'm not in favor of the amount of driJIkq. 1 think we in the university do !be reverse of what we say. What we're basically doing. but not stoppiJlc drinking at certain points. is sayinc to people that you can go out to your car and drive away wbe. you've had three or four been." .. 'I'lle iIIIIt 01 the Parbide lldmil>- iIlnlioD', <OIllJo1hllC the .-. oIIIp 01 compus oven" by boor ....... paleo, wbicIl a.-eoor AIaa GutlID adda !1 dur1III biI Raacor· <poDIO<ed... lorum Nov •• 4.... lImoIt IlIIIeNIIxd _ a IormaI ID .. 1n\enWW Iut -s Wllb llt KOllOIba News. GlDkln aod as· _t a.-eoor for EchacabOllal .... Carla SloIIIt stated thai ormaI jNo«<Iw .. lor aucb spoo- ....... 11ft -uy ID the worb. ..... .... ... 01 ..... cempIeted ~ It ,,5 ... ie h -u,. .. cWt ........ ad_the e" .... .. F 'h" ilia. wtdl tile ........, ....... l1114Jor prodDctt !IoI' jed 011 tIlen>-ue ftIJ ....... .... em i_But lately. ODe IpedIk type 01 opclIIIOl'IIup. that _ by boor """,pen"', bat ....". UDder the ..... 1IDy 01 ...- _ _1lOII. 0_ Aid .1 the ... lorum tbII the edministnbOis "\ryUlC 10 nit down 011 .tlfmpls by beer compuifI 10 mer- the YOlwne 01 boor that is consumed" because the ~ ~ the hI er dnnke 01 19 will red..., the nwnbe! of tIcobol COQJum<.: "The feeling is that there is much drinking here. " -Chancellor Alan Gus kin too Pti : any. GlDkln sax! al the 1cnaD. "I was sbocked at the ~ dolII 01 cIruIklDc OIl compus (when I ... 10 W'1S<OIIIiD1." He Aid be wwId like 10 red1a tIcolIol COl'l- • ...... because aI<oIloI bas ...... "too anaIabIe" 011 campus. .......istntmly. e- told the News that "the leeIiDc Is that there Is 100 mudl cInIlIIiDc ben." SloIIIt \old !be News thai she bat boped IiDce !all ,... thai Iorm.al procedares would be writlell <OOCenling alcohol company spoilsonIups of campus actiVIties. Siolfl. said thai sucb plans, bopefuIIy 10 be completed by student input by January. would probably be subjective--mearung that an event roold be rejecled because the sponsor IS • beer company. But. NE RIEFsl SCAN 100 i g for coordinator Foundation's conference center. dealing with child abuse and incest. '!be SCAN group is romposed of commuruty leaders, educalors and representatives o[ social service qencies '!be volunleer coordinalor should hav. an accredited degree in a soda! 5ervic~related field and KiJIl Baucrud. coormnalor 01 would work WIth social service lJDlvenlty EatensioD at"'- aeenoes as ft1I as >ictims 01 inlIld • membe< 01 the SCAN <:om- cost. _, Aid the group ... lormed For IIlOI'e inlonnation call Dr. III February IoIIoWIDC a coal... • _ Hayden. chairman of the ...... at W'1Ddspred, the Jobnson committee, al ~ *='-"~' .. ~~~~~~~ '12);' .... ./..:..u.:...., :.... Ii J ., 411\1·\1 ST/f: 7. l' ...00...... oerlng 'V j RAel 632-5879 E. WI· : I ~ Gille _eolle yovlOlle sometIUng t1Iey'D 10Ile. . 1. 15% D' I - 100/< u.c-. - ;;::.I' f ' w_ -. _ f _ .. - • Wedclioov a-.. - AD Otber""'" . , wIdt S"'llh •• ID . ( We feature ~ II RTQ1RVED f Class Rings. ~~~::f:~~~~~,inSi.~ 'I'lle commiUee 00 incest 01 the >lop CllIId Abu>e and Neglect. Inc SCAN) 0'laniullon of Racine CoUDty b oeekinC a volunteer pro- ;ram coordinator lor at least to 10Un a -s10 implemetll goals 01 llt group detmnIlled at a semmar II ...- Iut spnIl&. abe poitl\I out, not all beer compoIIY .....-ed _ts would be rejected. SloIIIt Aid IIDIIle events miIbl be rejected because simi1ar events had already ...... held durin& lbe year . "Eacb _I would hav. 10 be justified. and have a good case as 10 wily it must take place," said StoIIIe. "It sbouId be considered in~ peadmUy. rather !ban allowing a certain number 01 sponsorships 00 a 1irst<Ollle. first-served basis." Similar 10 what Gaskin said at the forum. Slofne said thai "given the climate of the 19-year-old drink· ing law. w. duln'l leel we wanted a tremendous number of events on campus sponsored by beer compa· nies. Actually. !bere's no reason for • beer rompany 10 sponsor anytbin& out bere unless they want publicity. U they want 10 sponsor oomething. pay for thai event and have DO corporale identification. \bey can do thai." A fonna! procedure for sponsorships would probably have tbe cbanceIlor's office know which student groups are looking for sponsors and which rompanies want to .....- events. said Slome .. (For sttM\eIIl leaden' vi.wpola .. ,.... aceompuyitlg story.) Guskin realizes that if fewer sponsorships are approved. the uni. versity will lose money. The Parkside Union lost approximately $16,- 000 last year. "It·s like looking a gift horse in lbe moulb," Guskin told the News. Seminar to travel USSR VISits 10 cities with distiqcUy contrasting cultures including Moscow, ~d, ~evan and Leningrad will be among slops in lbe upcoming Parkside Soviet seminar trip 10 the U. S. S. R. from Mardl 10 10 24. Cost 01 the two-week study tour is $1.690. which includes round-trip air fare from Chicago 10 lbe U. S. S. R. as ft1I as transportation within the U. S. S. R.. all food and lodging and admission 10 a number of cul· tural events. Participants will also have opportunities 10 engage in activities 01 personal interest, such as sampling various restaurants and purchasmg souvenirs. ftecistralioo deadline is Jan. 15. but earlier enrollment is encouraged to assure "eating aboard the transatlantic flight. For more infor· mation, call ~2467 between 1 and 4 p.m. Parkside history professor Oliver Hayward will be the lour direclor. and will accompany the group during lbe entire trip. Hayward. whose area of expertise is Russian history. also will teach a course at Parkside tiUed. "Special Topics in International Studies: Soviet Seminar" which will meet Thursdays from 4:30 to 7: 15 p.m. beginning Jan. 19. The course, which will cover aspects of Soviet liIe is required lor all Soviet Seminar participants and can either be taken for three academic credill or audited. which is aboul haU !be nonnal registration fee. The travelers will have a c!lsD<e 10 observe culturally distincti.e d\. ies. such as the traditional.-heaYily Asian Moscow and lbe WesterDoriented Leningrad. as well as !be cultures of Central Asia and !be Caucasus in the form of the ancient cities of Samarkand in Soviet llibekistan and Erevan. the .. pllal city of Soviet Armenia. The lour includes visits to impor' .tant siles such as the KremIln iD Moscow and the Hermill,e Museum in Leningrad. as well asI 'number of cultural events such IS the ballet and the circus. Board of Regents approve funds More !ban $8.000 in funds supporting Parkside laculty research, a campus chillkare program and a student scholarship was accepted Fliday. Dec. 9 by the UW S)'Stem Board of Regents. The Regents accepted a grant of ~.ll97 from the U. S. Department 01 Inletior in support of a rontinuing research project by Parkside anthropologist RIchard W. Stolfie. SIorne is studying bow a planned expansion of lbe U. S. Army's Fort Carson (Col) manuever area would affect the cultures of American indian tribes with religious and cer· emoni.al ties 10 lbe area. The grant brings 10 $33,000 the Iotal amount awarded lor the project. The Regents also accepted a ; i~gran~t=O:f~$4~.!654~fro~m~thestate De- • " of &aItll.aDd ~ ices for expansion of the Parkside Child Care Cenler's infant-toddler program. which cares for infants age two weeks and older whose parents wnrk or are students at the university. Also accepted was a grant of $890 was from the U. S. Department of Education's College Library Resources Program whicb will be used by the Parkside librarY to pur' chase books and audio-visual materialn,e Regents approved a $51 lift by multiple donors 10 !be LiIJjaIl James Memorial Scholarship, ::: ded annually to outstanding P de music studenls. King program scheduled On Monday. Jan. 16 the university will sponsor a co~emorative program in honor of the birthday of the late Dr. Martin Luther King. Jr.~ the Nobel Peace Prize-winning CIVIlnghts leader who was assassinaled in Memphis in 1968. The program" to be held in the Unlob ~ at1'(!.m: lh\l'lllg.lhe' '. activity hour. will feature a disPlsf prepared by the Library /[,earIlII1 Center. music by a local gospel group. readings by students and .. address paying tribute to theleg><1 of the slain leader. II" Students. (acully and staff ~ , vited to atlend the program • ieCejlljoj> 'al~: . ',',' • .......,. De "'-l~ 1113 flaqer .... to by Michael KaiJas ....... \'_ Otso- tOint lrom "hI prae ••td K_ ~.yor Jon BiIolti (1IIird lrom rigbl) 11Io _I to ................ <oIItcte6 to ... dlstribottd to am _., soc Toy drive a success Internships available The Public Service Internship Progrllrn (PSIP) at Parkside has spring openingS for students who wish to earn political sCience credits as interns in local, state or national government agencies. PSIP students get practical experience in working in political campaigns, helping with legal services for the poor, solving constituent problems for legislators, assisting local administrators 10 providing community services, working with planning agencies and assisting local court agencies. Students can earn from three to six academic credits as interns, In the past, PSIP interns have worked for Congressman Les Aspin, the city of Kenosha, the Racine Jail Alternatives Program the Kenosha Police Department' the Racine Police Department, th~ Racine County Public Defender's Office, the Kenosha District Attorney', Office, the Wisconsin Deparlment of Local Affairs and Development the Racine County Juvenile Court' the Racine Clerk of Courts, the ~ nosha County Juvenile Court 3Ild numberous other public and private agencies, . Persons interested in enrolliD& ill the PSIP program can pick up .,. plication lorms in WLLC 334 or pbone the Community Outreach alfice at 553-2032. I Merry Christmas! I Drinking age issue PSGA supports United Council HUDdreds 01 RaoDe and Kenosba .,.. c:b1Idron will enjoy • bapPler IloIIday _ this year llwlIts to tile IlIIdoaI Ole ' II.. e-iJ (SOC) IIId !he IIlIIIJ people - daaIIed ilema to lIus year's toy -- In coopenlioo wtth the RaC1ne Toys lor Tau pnJInI1l and the oUiee of Kenoaba Moyor John Bilolti, soc collected many toys during the drive tbat ended la.t Friday, Amonl lbe more uDlque "em. 10UDd 10 \be drop<>U barTeIs were a Smurt drum set and a lhree-footIonI slIIffed elephant. After getting oU to a slow start, \be dnve generated a 10. of participalioo in ils last lew days. and SOC pesldent V_ Olson was very IItisfied with !he reuIts. .. A tremendous thank-you to everyone who donated toys is in line," said Olson. "The people bere were very generous in what lbey did." Olsoo also said that she bopes to see \be toy drive become all annual event at Parkside and that future drives will be even more successful, • Tf)' Old Styte ~., ..nd ... • ...... / it cnsp dean tasMl thats la'le l!'le di1lerence ,number one WIth mdliOnS KraeusernnQ: m lies It 01 American beer f .1ne Old Wortd way at pur. drmk8f$ o.d Styte's their • DIe-no dovbM bt8'tW1Q I SI)oIe So 00 a!'lead and • • Ih" g.... 0'. Sly," ma••• , """S ~ MAKE IT YOUR STYLE FOR THE HOLIDAYS by Mart FeIdmu The Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) passed a resolution Dec. I officially endorsing a United Council endorsement for research, whicb will be used to poaIbIy cballenge Wis<onsin's new drinking age of 19. The state scbool system lobby group overwhelmingly approved a plan of legal research last month. The research is being conducted under lbe supervision of Peter Persbek, who is being retained hy the Tavern League of Wisconsin. "u they decide to pursue this, it will set a precedent in the Supreme Court," said Parkside senator Ben Schliesman. "The United Council will take it that high." The research is scheduled to be completed by lbe first of January. "Right now a lot 01 people say it looks 5G-50," Schliesman said. "The United Council wants to see lbeir name on the action as having introduced it." U a lawsuit is undertaken, most of the funds would come Irom lbe Tavern League. "United Council will give money, but I am about 99 percent _ Parkside would not contribute:' Schliesman said. "PSGA does IlCIl have any money in lbe budget; we cannot afford it." The United Council resolulloD described the two-way street 01 tile raised age law. "Eigbteen-year-oldl are being treated like seconckIaIt ~ilizens,"Schliesman said, "People want to keep alcohol out 01 tile higb schools, but if (l8-year-01dl1 can go to war, vote, gel married ,nd go to trial as adults, tbey ,houldn't be able to have a beer. It's a Catch-22 situation," Student employees have grievance procedures by _ TuIlklelcz N.... E4itor Student employees do have a means of recourse for a jo1>-related dispute. Dick Cummings, Personnel Manger, said that student complaints relating to pay praclices, such as not receiving a check, should be resolved with the payroll office by contacling Fran Ventura. "The payroll oUice will try to correct the problem. U lbe problem is a paycheck question, we will con· tact the department and find out why the student has been inconvenienced," said Cummings. Personnel problems lbat do not relate to payroll should try to be resolved at the lowest possible level by first contacting the supervisor. U the student employee doesn't receive satisfaction from the supervisor, he/she should contact the department head and then the ap- :~ propnate chancellor. . * American, Motorshow ~ * With ~ * JIM BRADLEY : ~ WRJN - 1400 AM ie' * 6:05· 6:30 A.M_ 3:30 - 4:00 P M ie * MONDAY THRU FRIDAY -. ie •• ~•••••••• ¥••••• ¥: "Since lbe student employee dispute mechanism is in place, .. hope lbat if employees are baviD( problems, lbat they will use this mechanism," said CumrniDP· The student dispute pohcy is not new, according to CumrniDP, '"" poliey is briefly described in tile student employee handboOk wbidI supervisors should have distribut<d on the employee's first wort daY. The policy has been expanded II detail and should have been added temporarily to the handbook, '"" personnel office is currenUy wortjog on revising the student empIolee handbook and orientation lett,,· Cummings said that student .... ployees may be ·unaware 01 this mechanism lor recourse because " the supervisor's failure to c0mmunicate that this mechanislll doeI exist or because the empl%: hasn't read the handbook. To 0 • this problem, lbe payroll offiCe working on a plan to send ead! ~ ployee a handbook .t tbe jiIIlO hire, ~ • ,..,*'[,811 'IF""" -IIIL__ ~ __ IIIi !!!_!!!!!I!!!I_~~:;~~~~::~~::~r~~~!!!_2 • The mornmg after the night before "Oh. a gift for me? Who's It from? 1 hope it's not more bUbble bath. Oh look, there's two things in this box. It's just what 1 always needed and wanted, Ex·Lax and Poll-grip. Thank you, Duke," (I hope that you can guess that she's senile. Poor, poor thing,) "Gram, I'm Junior, not Duke! I wish that you'd just realize that Duke's been dead for flve yean. I get sick of taking a dog leasb Icr • walk," blared Junior because be's sick. of it and also because be's bid a combination of too many candJ canes and not enougb byper-adlYt pi1ls, "OK now, son, 1 lhinIt tbal's enough out of you. Now let's g<t III with the Christmas spirit. There's. gilt under the tree from Mom .... me to all you kids. 1want ,ou aD to sit in the middle of the lIoor wlllI the package in the middle 01 )'OlI. I want Spike on the far left, 'lblIl Mufly and then Junior. Junior slqI billing your brother Spike!" "Well he told me to!" "OK, open up the gift. Now_, is your camera ready?" "What camera?" responds Ills wife. "The one Ijust got you." "I didn't open any gills IS aI yet." "Ob," responds lather ooce be realized that he f'd up real bad. Concluding remark: As /be p!- ous occasion of unveiling /be Ii/lJ comes to a close, Ikindly wtsb lilt Parkside students a better £luisI. mas Morn. May your ChristmIJ slockings be stuffed till they bunI and miy you not have to tbalII your moustached aunt with a 1:iss. So It Goes The night before Christmas (1'" , '.. ' lIle _ a. "_- ,. CIIIIIIde ..... Plat 01 Ed Plant. IiII Plat tree, mistletoe. 1loII1••. 1lle IIdiIIIIJ III Fram above _ Plat IOlIIId 01 llooIbom em the roof Sooa _ little lOOt laIIIlDto the fIr-eplIft. 1lle nIIt· ~ !nlm Plat c:III1nDe7 IlfOWI- 'I1left II_IOIIDlI of straIDIIIc A p1IIIt loUows 1beD _ straiDed FOlD- IIllft lOOt laIII Po the IOUIld 01 f kIcItIIlC apiDst _ bricI< surl_. 1beD there IIaIIeD<e ) v.... · lI'MIIIcl ..... m. mw- • lOOt IaIII. _ 01 It _.... .. 11IIo Plat -.) by John Kovalic Feature Editor v.... · (lila I I I'U at'ttt ..."'II*! Plaak: Telt me aboaI it. I pIua<d two Jebovab'. Wit· _ wttb it )'eItenIay. tAild Plat ata...... 0-: (BoldIne -...:Il) OIl, my uker ... 1lle lIIe, 'llleo 01 lOOt Plaak: Tbat'D IMch 'em not to panhandle. Now Joot, 4* ' I _lIIe coapot pow, h" b" two .... ol>- ....... Wilal ea<lIy 1ft JIlII doiDJ here, anyway? jects -.0 lIIe JIa I:: Ole. s-Ia, pIcta lIjlllle aa.. : Simple. I'm the guy who'. suppooed to spread aIiw. _ 1IlIdt .... DIal ....... bImIoif 011-.1 ~. love and 1IiIIIenlandIDJ aaoand the worid. Peace ....... ..,..,. IDto the .... OIl Earth and all that. eb? ElII« Plant. ..... CIaoaI, wttb pislAlIleftied at the Plaak: (Paule) Vou'~ joking. 1alIA!r.) aaUl: No, really. . P1aDk: Waw, Ithought all JIlII guys died out in the m· Plaak: Olt. laid butt. ODe move and JIlII kisa your UiI- ti... tor JOOCI-bYe. , . V Lif'" Oaus: Hey, you want an ospIanalion or not? Cla... : U1l ,e<. ~ you boIIeft "This Is our e. Plank: Sorry. PIaIlk Try . fal man CIa... : Anyway. I spread the message of Jove around Claus <FaIliIIc ooto aoIa. lIIIllt<riIlJ Po bimoeIfll bow the world, see, and ... (Reaches into jaclr.el. puIJs out _ ! - ""- 01 ... tIo,ys. ICIGII) I'fe eat tbia list, -. and 1 kDow everyooe who'_ ""'*: ,. ID ,..,) Tell II.. lIIe..... creep. beeD naacbt1 and Di<:e. uh. uh. -' ..It·. pretty dIflIClaus: (1aw:sedliloall Wilat? Voa'ft not aorioas! You cult lr}'ing to ezpIain all this with you laughing like ...... who Iam? that "IanIl' I'm tunlinJ JIlII in, lelia. We don't want your Plank: (PicIting bimself off the Door, wiping _ tear <ind 01 skU here. This II - IIiee neigbborbood. per' from his eye, trying not Po laugh) S... sorry. Hey. 1OIt' N.. naughty and nice. Go on. :taus: Perwrt' Me? You'~ i<*inc! I'm Santa Oa ... , CIa;": (Glares) Hanunpb! Anyway, one night a year 1 You blow Cbnstmas spirit and all that. Ho. boo bo travel to everyone around the world who's been ... \IId~. • Plank: Whal! All m ODe night? Pl.uli. (Slopo _I phone) You IOl some ID? Oaus: (With greal restraint) Veees .... :lalll: ID' You think maybe I'm Karl Ma1deiI: Whal Plank: You mean all in one single night? Dusk to Jo I need with .. ID? dawn? Vroosb? ?IanIt: (PlaDk Ioob \be .... - up and down suspt. Oaus: V... ciouaIy) Plank: Impossible. Claus· (Feebly> Ho. boo boT Claus: Don't tell me it's flaming impossible, mate. I Plank' (IDPo Plat phone) Gimme Plat police ... (To Oaus) bloody do it every year, duo'l I? One move........ R........ ber who'. IIDt the goD. P1aDk: OIl, yeah? Whaldla use, an F-15 jet? Into phone) Hello? PolIce? I'd lite to report - per, Claus: (Evasively) Ub, .. nol euctly. OTt P1aDk: So? Whaldla use? Oaus 1 juIl really don't boIIeft tbia is bappelliDc. Oaus: (Dnwinl- deep breath) Vou're not going Po beI ... R-...taklaI pot-obolJ at Rodolf ....... 1 1Ieve this. _tAl WIISd lip __ jaDIor DIcIt TixJ. 1 don·t PIaIlk: Try me. lft 110 aapect- AIld my uker... Claus: Voa'~ really not going to believe this ... _: (SlIIl em ,.." Va, lbat'. riJbl. Red -.Is, ~~ Go be -a.a.aer ~ - He Ioob~. 'Ibaab. ..-_: OD. .. _"~ .... OallS: Well, \bat is. ..uh ... _ do 1 put this ... ? "- lip.) V _ .... did Plaak: Ompalient) W"' ..? .:taus. (Eats .. dIsbeiIofl Voa did 1l 011 .~, Qaus: (_ out) ~ reindeer. (, _: (SIb oppaoIIe _) 1lle c:opI'D be here ill _few __ Daa, 1aJ .aytIIIaJ ,..,. oby? Ieat cbIftII =:~lie aays. ass-. ............. 1'1 be Plaak: Voa'ft Isicb: ar8!'t you? • Plat I , Laot 1_ apIaID _yO' I.. 0-: (FaricMas) 1 .... you -.m't boIIeft it! lIIDk: EIpIMD a me "'I dIiIIIMJ ia C'I'Mft ~ • blocS OIlthe docx. Outside IirmI CaD be ell ..... ? 'nds 1.,aa beaad and _ lIasIIiaJ red IiJbt throws amber sbadows ~: Laat. I'lD SaIa CIaIas, ~ .. ? _ P1at-.) ..... : 1 ..., dae't .... If JCI'I'ft Bart SiarT, ....... 1auI Bart SiarT' TW :-*? Wbat. .. be c:oaId bo.t _ ...... maybe _ eaapIe .-s ~ IliJ c:boeIe! Voa _ IoalMIl? Hen, I'D 11ft you _ &dbaII ... <R-bes nIO DeL ...-diIIII> A.... 't 1 IDd e4a;'" •... !lIIII -dlIaJ, Ioob despenle) 11Ol .... here - Wft ._ (Loob up. (t I I , b") Would JCl'lIIlIIe Illr _ 'aboJe PMdl Kid? (Cap I lriab .... Iwilkufb Claus.) >taaIt. Sdo, ...... 1auI: (PaaidlJ, paiaIlIIIJ at pi He1! TW _ oiaId II» oil' lSiIoDce. Plaak IiII 1IlClticMI .... staring at Claus). Cap 1: PaIice! Opea 1Ip! Caas: (Motai,.) AIld me witbout .. much as __ .....-! Plaak: (Gc8 Po doar. IIrialp ill Ofli<:en 1 and 2) Hen lie is. ..,.. ..tbaI saclter'1 -.! c.c.... ' ....... u, by MIchael Lee Flrchow Setting: Christmas mom at the home of the lypicsl middle chJss family. it all to "Gee, gosh golly, dam 1 beck. Thanks mom! It's what 1 always wanted, an Apple Corporation's Lisa. It's a personal computer using the utmost in modern soft· ware capable of being hooked up to an Atari 1900 seri ..... " rambled Junior as be toyed with his Mr. Mike. f' "It'. Mufly·. turn to lay her ingen on _ gift 'and slasb the ~pping paper with her fmgem",~. P...... open the one from me. It s the ~ wrapped in the melal-stud· ded paper. Here Mully, I'lllhrow It at...errhbb, to you," said Spike. Mufly and Junior's older brother. "OIl, I mean," commented Muffy as .be pulled herself out from underneath the package. "it's Uke, Spike. I mean really. it's Uke you reaI1y sbou\dn't bave," A look 01 .ublime wonderment crosses her face as she remov" the present from the Bennan Bucltskin box. "Oh. bow grody, I mean gag me with Vv.. St. Laurent undergar- _! It·.like, wbat is it?" "It's your very own leather leddy equipped with velcro strips and tieme-<lown loopboles. Your boyfriend Bully wiIllhank me till he's blue in the face," stated Spike. «Gram, it's your tum to open a gift from me. It's just what you always needed and wanted. And ther· e's two, not one, but two. Go ahead, open it," blared Junior over his Mr. Mike. (Give biro a week and he'll be sick of it.) Carl's Christmas Corner It starts from the bottom and works to the top: You hear a small crackle. a hiss and a pop. And from ear Po ear you smile with glee. As up in flames goes your fine Christmas tree. You watch as the presents ~ bum at the bottom. Cabbage Patch Kids and Smurfs who would wanl 'em. Lego buildings and Barbie houses bum to the ground, And flnaIly you're left with a smoking black. mound. This child you see has a devilish vision brought on by this year's commercialism. Their standards you know are gelting lower and lower, 'cause the present he opened .... a Snoopy flame throw.... . . Carl C!lenIOIISki CRAZY AL'S The Christmas Kingl Crazy AI Sez: Hey! Crazy AI Guskin here, and have I ~ a deal for you. You want ChristmaS treel , We got Christmas trees. C'mon down. 10 Crazy AI's Christmas Castle and pick yourself a pine. Hell, take one for lhe doQ, too. Jeeze, we got so many damned trees down here you wouldn): believe! At theSI prices. we gotta be CRAZYl • Hey who do you know wanls to buy tree? RANGER .1 nw..." 011 ..... 5, Ita Final exams bring about test an~iety ., IIIdlItl .... fIrdoow Wllll lbe _ 01 liJla1 aamIDa- -. _ IIld IlIIioty bocome lbe 1110 major _Ions aport- -.111,,1' b .. -'-1l1lbe ....... - ...,... _. DurlIIc IIaIiI. It eM ....... -.. block to be IonDed lMI CGUId .... ID loUI ~ ud lIoe IMbiIity to <Uk_lte:' •• teed Carol CIIbea. DIredor of EArthe.' Procnm Support. .. ..., psJ"bolo"C.. e .. t* place wIleD I ponoa lUff ... IrollI _ 1lIIioty. - dloace ..... tile 1)7 I" ''''tit 8Ir'fOUS .,....tINI_....,. ... '*" 01 ........... blood .... .......... , " 'h ... c-. blltCJ*k.'" r « n... I c:lbllcalpor' ' .. IDd Pa' .He IiIadt)' . .... tbe put, 011 leIt IlIIioty ... oIIond to beIp ..... to cope witIl tbe lrIaII ud lrI~ 01 1IuII. HoweYer. ..... _1' ·nol......... ... 1M» ..... JIll' al Pa' He', 1iIadt)'. IlI1 80 tc..- oIIond. But we do bape to orpaIIe __ leIt .-, IIIIIiDar ID tbe -. 111- Iln." IWl!d CaIbea. ..EacIt stllCleDt must IilId his 0WlI procIuc:tlv. i1W.ty ...... 1. It ti.. ..............btl_ btul& over· ...-as ud .......eu..lrtt ... PfDdu'I 011 lbe IIIdIvicIuaI It IS ..., " _ tbe __ IaItaIlIt ..-I IlIInDIaI _ CllII be naIdtd. .. St.' ... ,cboJocisI 8iJls $tIre propooed • lbeor)' 011 sa- Ibol be IemItd lbe .-a! adaption .,... cIrom.. TIti.s .daptioa syndrome <- cIlarI) ilMllvts _ stales of rtSpODStS. The initial response to sa- is 0IIt 0I1Iarm. usa- COl>- tbe ...- .... iDIo • ...,. .... st. a" , Bal,~· IIICe is ...., IOOd for .. 1onI. SoolI -....'-' r-----tl------+---'\----- OI~.t'lU' Stress test Test yourself for stress Wbtft do ,.,.. fall 011 I ocaIt 011 • It* """"Ib Iimt to - to 5 IrollI I. _ ....... ; • I lID in COIIIroI: • doD'l fttl 2: iijiWLItIJ; 3, S .... '"'"'1. t. .Ityper' witIl III)' mind ud bDdy Fa.......,.• I. _ AInys. .... too bsl SCan ,...... OII.c1t ~IDLLlDd •• COD _ kit-...w1thDu1 lo\lII ,oar .... dIflIclIIt)', • • COD L'lIt'IlIIIiae .metJ IIld ANALYSIS OF YOUR SCORE: Utp It IrollI iDIerferIDI _ III)' U JOIi lo\lIIIed 40 to 50 poIDIs, daII1 k1l¥IIlei. "'" .. IrWlDI ,oar bDdy wry • ."'111)' mind udbody _ ..... A ... 31-40 _Its JOUr oat ... .... IIfHtyIt IuIbiIIIft IOOd- A II:Gft 01 • • a..,.ct III)' _ ~.h ............. tIIII IrollI I sa- __ " 'J .~ _1ItIDp - adjust· •IIfI""""Ib tltilf)1DI tIetp. __ EaR .. ud IlsIeD ""'"' •III\IDJ III)' life. ..mIIJ to ......... IrollI ,oar • I IIlII atIetp ill • IiIlDDIeI • body. U "'" occnd It to •• ,.,.. .... 1ft IlDlIloIeatiDI to JOUr body. Sev· •I.........,at aiIIll onI ............... lDdlcaIecL ~More tests appear on pap 12 • May studealS may experience leSt lDXiety duriag finals week . """"lb. tbe tbinI ItveI is entered. _ is \be tIboustioD stace. "In IDiIlt tIudeatt. lb. two wteb of liJla1s is ....,..... to reach this tbinI stace:' Slid PlIuIsoa. A studeatl must DOl over-<ludy bt<ause Ibol in ilstU puts I 101 of ,m-'" stress upon on iDdividuai. Yet • ItlIdtaI .ul 801 aDder· JItIdy. Ilddtd PlIuIsoat. "Effective studyiDg is a good way to avoid anx· iety. IIstudent sboulda'l wail until immediltely before lb. lesl 10 study. II good amoual of sleep is -.cI on the Diibl befare the lesl. DOl to LlltDIioD a good breakfasl in \be momiDg," staled Cashen. PlIuIsoat believes thai a student sbould. never cram for an eDlll. The studeal should study for apo prazimately a baIf bour, then lake I break aad resurne sluydia,& Ibe same topic shortly thereafter. He also Slid thai material will siDk in .... 1 if the studenl sleeps afler studyiDg. U il is It all possible. ooly 0IIt subject sbouId be sludied per Diibl. U it isD'l possible. enough Iimt sbouId be I1Iowed between subjects to \be previous material bas I lime to siDk in. Aboul 20 minules bel .... \be own. \be sludeal tbouId CO to his classroam.sil in \be ... t Ibol be silt in during Itcbft iJld _ over his DOles. lidded PlIu!IDlI. CatIIett proposed I lilt to follow to lMlid • poaibIt LlltDIII bIoct ud ICGrt tUC<eSSfuJIy 011 ... own: Hotline • • traInIng 'Ibere wiD be I Crisis InterveaIioat BotIiDe InitliDIlor IDaovative YDUIIt Senlces 01 RaciDt. btgiDDial tbe 6nI wet in February. 'I1Ie IraiDiDI IttIiDlI will 1Ist lip- .......... 1eIy 15 boun. iIId \be regulor work boun 1ft four boun per wet f. tillllOLllhs. eon. mdit is naiIabIe. U iDIeresttd. CDlII.Ict .Mlc:btlk IkCUtby II &3'/-9551• ClbjeclIW! tuIII: I. Find out if your proftstor will penalize far guessing oa on ezam. 2. Read through the enUre ewrr to fiCure out how much time shauld be spenl on each question (allowing lime to recheck answers). 3. Answer ooly questions you are sure of on the firsl run·through. t. NOlI, Inswer lbe questions that caa be inlelligently guessed al. 5. FinaIJ,. if guessing won·t result in a penalty. do so intelligently, through the eliminatioa of all im· possible options. Essoy tuIII: I. Before writing. organize your thoughts and pul them in outline fonnal. 2. Write legibl, . 3. Spell all words pmperlJ. t. U the essay Invol... I COIlIroversial issue. yaur answer IhouId reflect the views of the Instruc:tGr or text. nal your awn vieltt DDItaI specifically asked . "u in the course of tUiIIc • eum, a menlll block It cnotod due to anxiety. the studenl sItoIId allempl to relax himself. 1bIt IIIIJ be Iccomplished by tUinI I deep breath ond resuming the tSIIII DD<I! tome anxiely has been reltiitd. II relaxation exercise for a iIDdeIt thai takes practice to pttftcllt .... in which he thinks of peace ODd tranquilily 10 soothe his troublod mind. Maybe a beautiful ...... 01 art will be Ihougb aboul. Df , spring day al the lake. af Illy sadI tranquil Ihought," concluded Cashen. "";"~I:-~-="~=rer==~I5,glll3~!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~~:~~::~:~!!!!!!!I!I_ • A test of anxiety NIBIIbeI"on a sbeet of paper from 1 to SO. .. • Mad each of the foDowing statements TRUE if It describes JIla IIId FALSE if it does 1101. , 1 I do not lire quickly. Z' I am often sid< to my stomach. 3' I am about as nervous as other people . .:Iba¥e very few headaches. . 5. I wort WIder a great deal of ~ . .. J __ keep llIJ IlliDd 011 ~ thing. 7 I worry ~ money and bUSll1e5S. . .: I fnqueJlIlJ llOtice my haDdI shake wbeD I lly to dll ............. t I blush as often as others. _ Ii. I h8ve diaIrIIea 0Ili:e a moath. or more . ll. I worry quiw. bit over pollSlble troubles. 12. I pnctically aever blush. . 13. I am often afraid that I am ~ to blush. If. I have nighbnares every few nights. 15. My bands and feet are usually warm eoough. 16. I sweat very easily even on cool days.. . 17. When embarrassed I often break outlD • _t wbich II "'J.. ~ IIOt often notice my heart pounding and I am seldom IIIart II breath. 19. I feel bungry almost all the lime. ZOoOften my bowels don't move for several days .t. lime. 21. I ba¥e a great deal 01 stomach trouble. zz. At limes I lose sleep over wor!}'. Z3. My sleep is often resUess and disturbed. 8. I often dream about things I don't like to tell olber peop/e. 25. I am easily embarrassed. 26. My feeliDgs are hurt more easily than those of lllOIt peop/e. 27. I often find myself wonying about something. 28. I Wish I could be as happy as others. 29. I am usually calm and IIOt easily upset . 30. I cry easily. 31. I feel anxiOUl about something or someone aImoIt aU of tile u.e. 32. I am happy most of the lime.' I, 33. It makes me nervous to have to wail. M. At limes I am so resUess that I cannot sit In a cbalr for ftI7 .... 35. Sometimes I become 10 excited that I find it hard to let 10 ... 36. I have often felt that I faced so many diffJcuJtles that I c:alllill1III overcome them. 37. At limes I have been worried beyond reason about ........... lW reaDy did not matter. :18. I do not have as many fears as my friends. :It. I have been afraid 01 things or people that I know could not .. me. to. I certainly feel useless at limes. f1. I find it hard to keep my mind on a task or job. U. I am more self-conscious than most people. C. I am the kind of person who takes things hard. 44. I am a very nervous person. 45. Life is often a strain on me. 46. At limes I think I am no good at all. 47. I am not at all confident of myself .• 46. At limes I feel that I am going to crack up. 49. I don't like to face a difficulty or make an important cIeclIIa SO. I am very confident of myself. ANSWERS: Give yourself one point for all of the following statll1IBIlI that you marked TRUE: 2,5,6,7,8, 10, 11, 13, 14, 16, 17, 19, ZO,n,ZI, 23, 8, 25, 26, 27, 28, 30, 31, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 39, to, 41, U, C, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48 and 49. Give yourseH one point also for all of the foI1olIlaI that you marked FALSE: I, 3, 4, 9, 12, IS, 18, 29, 32, 38, SO.Now \alii the number ofpoints you have. This is a rough estimate of bow ..... r our Judge rourself to be. The higher you score yourself, the 1lllII'e.' 10US you think you are. The midpoint for one sample of college sIDdents was at about 13. Take these stress tests Eacb tum below q COI1IpOlIeII 01 a pair 01 phraa Rate younelf tr.. I til 7, ......... fIl whore JOG ,.,. lleioIII "'- the two ... ,..., ,..... 1Clft. A'" 01lit til 110raub yoa• a,.".A.I ••• ..-_a .... ... "' ........ "-lOto - ,.,. _ a ,.". A'a, a "' ........ _al· ,,'of ~",a,.".A. ·,.._r...ta-.yoa - a"'" &I, • ..-at\1 ....... • .. abIo til ..... ..... 9 '; with ...... "-. til zt _ yoaare -".. \lit aad IlllbbJy to be strl- '" C8IIlIac iliDE_os. t Dosn mind 1nvlnc l1linp t , XU tty tmftrrisbed MIISt If't tbIap IilJaIIled oace started I.CMIo and ...... iltd aboat IpI ' , Neoor late ... appoiIlt. 3. Not -.peIi2noe. HiIlIlJ .-. petitIft. .. LioPeaI .... le2I c6en IiaiIII J :iII t\ r '£ 2 a.- •a Ph- <-*. . $ ' ...... , ... oPIJonl 5. Neoor •• -.y. _ ..... Pi ed. Atwa,o •• ....,. . .. Eao, ..... Atwa,o .... f1II.' ........ '. MIt ...... CIIIIIIIy. u-, ......... .. 'Ia.. _ I1I1II at • liIDe. 'I'ltea ... do _ .... _ lbiaI at at liIDe. l1liab about wIlat to do -. t. Slow aad 1 ''t... In opeedL v....- and forcefal In- rpeecII (- a lot 01ceoemes). 1.. eo.,eu.. <1 with IIlls1}inJ ......., .......... W_ recopI- .. .., otbea fIlr • joll ..u.. ll. Slow ..... tbIap. Fast daiIII tbiIIp (eotinC, wabIc, ok.). 12. Easy ....... 1IankIrivinC. 12. Expresses feelinp. Holds IeeIIIp iD. II. ... lqo __ of __ ..... I'Pw iII7eroIb ...- -. 15. __ job. A ..... ..... qaicIl .. II., job . II. Neoor __ _ e-.lets 0WIl c&ee.1Jlnpt, 17. Feeil limited I'ftIlOIIslbi1tly. Atwa,o feeb respoasible. II. Neoor ,....lbInp in _ '" ........... Oftell JndIes paloaar -.e In terms of numbers (bow ..." bow much). It. Casual aboul wort. Takes -.It oerioasIy (worlis _, ....._'-J. • Not very precise. Very predoe lcanNI .... d<tail). Under stress? Test yourself counseling o OIl .4 from Pace t ... IDdIoidua1 and poup therapy ~ ..... a dioIIt's _. Their pi In counseling is to obIain a ........ wledae of buman 1M>- ....... , to beIp ~ peI'SOlIII or ooda\ Pio1llti .. and til help people acquire elfectIYe COI'i8I stills. Youth and Family Services use • variety of !benpeutic 1Ippi--' The staH members ba're -.kly - sharing approaches aad ,,* .. Do yoafeeI..-.e til ........ pM or til fit tbIap . .. Aft "'" -r wd abouP beiwI eIl1ler weIl-liIood or IUtteSIfar. • It. Do ,.,. perform well ........ In life to IItiIfy --r. II. Do you fit pf!sfrtiOll from the IIIIIIl J01I or IIIIlpIe pleasures of life! 12. Aft JOG able to reaDy re1aJ< aad ...... l1In! ********** !<ore Olle pamt lor each yes an. -, q- Olle to 1lIne; aad Olle pam? loa each 110 _, queslioas 10 to 12 '\be """ b..Io'lists say a score 01 row or IDlft ""IIe5b you may be - RC!"fi .... ' sPress. "Our job," says Mar1ene Swoboda, counselor at Youth and Family Services, "is to define a penon's problem. We never teU anyone what they should do. Rather, we make our ..bents aware at the alternatives and !be CO<lSeQuencesof those a1lernati,·es. Youth and Family Services also has JlrOSI'8lI>S fa< youth in !be fonn of peer-group counseling and trained counseling In both individual and crouP sessions REC CENTER Final Week Hours Dec. 19 - 23 Youth and Family Services has been operating since 1974. It is l0- cated at 3514 60tb Sl. in K~ba_ ONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY '8.m. -II p.m. 'a.m.·6 p,m. 9 a.m.· 6 p.m. 9a.m. -6 p.m. Suicide Continued f101DPace t give the volunteer a positive plan III action for the future. In closinI, tile volunteer will encourage uieat It call back if needed. There are tbings family and friends can do. One of !be ..... things is- to get !be person to .. about the ·future, eveo if it's jill one day. Also, never tell the.perlllW yOu empatbize, because 110 one caa ever know exacUy what lbe1 art going through. Another thing iI. lD allow them to feel sad. Tellial them they should cheer up wiD0117 raise feelings of guilt at a IiJIe when they already feel tbeir ...... What {rien~ cap do~ to give _ , , !l\IJIIe, ~uPJlOl:l a!"f '"~ 1heY,~ SOCSPECIAL Mon.-Frl. Bowtlng - SOOGame Pool • SOO¥.e Hour We've Got A Game For You! .. 1 11Iii 7 ,DI .. ~_ r The Parkside interview: Wayne Johnson No more Mister nice guy .......Pr:- ...... ""'KJe6I ...................... .................. .., ,. , w.,. ...... - _ .... III cIIIIee ,.. ..... ' 7 ."No .... ,. Gu," ''S II .... IIlIt 10 _ • COIflt ,.,. •• " .. ..' , "." ,·It _ • phi.....,.., I IIOedod 1boL" • ...,& HI" IrGlIie .-IIlc IraaI JaIDoa wbo. ID 1lddI_ to lndlInc P"'laeoplly al PutsIde. baa .... U- 1 'pi.. bricfIeo ............... IIliDIItor .r.._.,-.....IQI G8IJ llaIf·lc*iDIIJ JollDIoa __ rnJI)' tIeddod wbaI_ ..-.. 10do! wIdlllll life. Ilat ..... ,. ..... 'oIoorInIa _ .. til wItb lIle IIIIiIIIaIe pi 01 boIp- ... poopIo. Be d.... IIlIt .... bas """ rftI«tfd 11\ his CAl'ftr dloices, llIId lIlal his apesltoca so far ...... aIIowo:d .... 10 __ boiler at 1IilIrIlIII - poapIe. Be calli It .... ' 'S" '''!Ilore _ to ... peapIe wbo .... IairIJ Mr\J .. IbeIr III~wbat lIley waDI do." .. ,. JoIIma. '1bat .... ·1 IIIJ .. JollIIocoI bad just cIMfted IraaIlliI wII. of 27 yOllS. "One 01 tile .-J 01 the last lour ,....,.. saY'. Al Ulal time ... - too IDlIdlllme _. .. .. IIIl .... ............ 1lI.-Jr A week at the Park ., JuI<e a.- Today. "Mr. llUI" wlII be tile 91doo .1 1 Pill in tb. Union Sqaaft. AdmissIoa is I"", It wlII ... ~onFtiday. ********** '''Pt:ppu '51 Soda" WIll be sbo ... al 7 30 P m in Un,oD ClIHDI todsy AD _IS 1ft aold lor n..day FOftiID Film Series It wID be sbowD apiIl on Saturday at •• p.1Il llIId Sunday .1 2 p.m. Some II<bts ........ lor s-Iay's pelka e ********** 'Ibt _ "Y""IIo" wlII be ....... at 7. • p.m. ill tile UaioII a- on 1'lI~y. Jan. 5 IDd ....... lbo ".,.""... Sa~ .. sa.,. ********** 1lIe,II~ .., ....... _ _................ _107' ... .......,......- ********** oa ...., ...... IIUti ....... nON IiEG"'. FOR SPRING ......., ..... ,. JlI!lc:alt iIlto lIlellke ., ... ,. IaiI to look all« ,... - --. lIIIJI. • cea, dM.e his .. ... ......,-datb- ........ ..... deoire to IleIp peapIe. "roe - " lie says, ''I1Ia1 cIstb .....- ..-. .. ~'", ~ boDon ..... .....,.., dasoes. JobIl5OII -- • bicbIJ praised bwnanilies ~ <alled ..Dealb and Dyinc." lor wbkb was specifically citfd - be ~ exceI1eDc:e -.1m IllI2. 'Ibt dass studJes DOl ClIIIy _.1imI*l 01 cIstb _ IIle wbo is cI7Inc. baI also .... tile daJb aIfeds their blends ADd family. A..... JoII.IOD'S .... 1 knowD Ilaot. "EMIl DIy a GiI\," is tile -, 01 SIlaft, • IrleDd III IIis ,. ,est _ wbo died at ... 10 of ". partlcuJarly vidous lorm 01 -." ataIrdiDI '" tile -. 'Ibt boot descrl1lel I1le reactIoas of .... ADd his family '" tile 1mptiIIIIIIc cIel6. IDd ..,. tbIl th. hoy sboftd ~ maturity IDd iasigIIt IIIlIiI tile lime 01 his dealb Jobason IS not sure bow ... beame ~ in tile sobject. bul ... ~ that his own latb..-'s death ~ be was YDUDg infiuenced his dedsioa. AIoo. after ... reeeived his .. , U"lI doIree ~ be W1IS 22 lie .... \way IIlOlIIhs ID • tuber- <ulosis ward, Ahboup be was _ very !lc:t himIeII, JoImsoII said lhere _ '1oIs 01 deaIhs" After ... left the boopilal be toot • job lor. year _ the 10wlI ~ way 0epartmuII cJesicni"I bridges • ... sa,.. '" earn lIIOII"l' to attend the oemiJwy. "I wanted to have the E>jH ~ DltIle pasIoraJ minisIIy." be said. He left tile ministry all« tbtft and a hall ~ to return to the UnMrsiIy 01 I,""" wItu'e ... rec:eiVed his Ph.D. In philosophy In I•. Of IeavinI the miaistJy, be sa,.. "I didn't do il oat 01 llIJ SUlOe 01 disappoIntmenl. It .... just SOIIIeIIliDI 1 _fd to do." He lauIbI philosophy at CIrtbast! CoIJece lor lour ~ before getliaI his ~ job al Partside in JB'I'O. "rYe sot tIad DI a stnnce II:lIdomIc: ~," be admits. JoImoon sliD _ some 01 the IIliIIiIIer left iD him and it is 0l$J to visaaIlIe him Ia thai role. H~ is 52, taU IDd tbia, IIritb If3Yinll hair. H. ....... ~ IDd c:boose his words c:areIuJIy. often wiIb a <aim, beniIn smile. ia tile classroom be ~Uy prods students UIIW be JlI!ls an .... swer be likes and is very pop1llar wilb r.ndugladuales, "I...joyed engineering wort, and I ... joyed \be miaistJy," b. said, ''but I Cljoy teacllill5 the most." JoImson OttllSionaJly does informal <OUllOeIing at Parbide, wbCl prople rome to him beallJe 01 his repaIation. "1'lIey lend to come to me ..... there's spec:iaI needs." be sa,.. "I'm nol lIJIt'OInIort.tble with my SUlOe 01 idullity," ... saY'. "I bad reason to feel pn!Ity Iood aboul myself wherever I've been and whatever I'm doins." JoImoon bas lour dliJdren, three 01 whom are in ~ al Cornell. J>riac:floa and \be University of Miaaeaota, His yOUJllf'sl SOlI is • IIljlIIoIDcn at Praine sdIool in Re- <1M. He sa,.. grinning. thai his dilldrul did DOlrome '" Partsid. "because their daddJ lead1es bere," "It meaDS," be says, .. that we put an undue amount of money into edU<alion, and that's wby 1 drive a "'11 III*:t.II • Jobasoa, who will turn 53 at lb. end 01 Ibis month, sa,. be Is gotng through a good phase ill bls life rigbt now. Tbe book is seIJiq steadily and although "\be PIblisber is conlClI l?ul not -.". ed," Johnson sa,. thalli wtII COIIo tin"" to sell lor some lime, He bas recove!ed from bis • vo,,",. "Neither my former wtff nor 1 have any sreat ~." lit saY', "It just didn'l wort oat." lit is most grateful, be AJI, that IdI clIiJdrul were not affeded by II. And be is also sIad thal.lhoy • <epl his fiancee, whom be will marry \be first 01 JanDlllJ. "... saY' it is another step ill his life, "It's all a part of my acIaIeIeiDg," he says. The Parkside Union • . ,- ' . . .'. ._ ... .' ". • .: • ".' '; ',.. ~ ---0;;... _ h _ FINAL EXAMS & SEMESTER BREAK HOURS UNION SQUARE: DEC, 15-23 REGULAR HOURS DEC. 24 - JAN. 16 CLOSED REC. CENTER: DEC. 15-18 REGULAR HOURS DEC. 19-23·9:00 AM ~6:00 PM DEC. 24 • JAN. 2 CLOSED JAN. 3-13 • 6:00 PM ·10:00 PM (CLOSED SATURDAYS & SUNDAYS) .... i SHOPP.. DEC. 18 • JAN. 1 CLOSED - on , l' n .. D •• a-- D e Christmas: A world perspective PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE Announce. STUDY BREAK COFFEE SPECIAL I lift. ClIristIIlas loods ill EzIIIIIId .... _ MIl CIlrloImas pad11lt £nPab <*llr* 8aIulI poapIe ........ from mUll.. ovm! 01 lood Ind clrlIlk, aid ADdJ 8u..hlNl!. Part· IlIldeDI Illld lIlItne Ea&lisI>- TRI.'olDAD one. Iluedor of ItDdeaC Deuel •• -t. wbo bails from TnIIidad. sud thai Olnstmas tIloft II I joJoas lime lor the pe0ple People mwIJ tbeIr bomes to the list deWI ilIlftll8RlicXI lor croups of IrieDds wbo WIll be V1SII1n& them darIoclhb_ AIq klDd of pilat IS decorIted wItIl llcbb to ...... IS • CbristmIs tr-. SpedllIoods Ire ... prepar. edbthe aeom .... C ..... wItIl nIIII~ InIII ... MllboIIed....... • TI1IIidId II... opedII IICCII' tiIDt PIrq. I IJ'OGll Gf IiPt or ........... wllo _ III , \ Ie II .~ MEXICO CbristmIs III /d0Xl<0 IS diflerenl tneIi bore III many ways. omxdillll to Parbide student Jose For ooe tIIin& the eel raUOn Is men rebciOaS In MOXIco," The c:e1ebrIlicXI 01 G.... 00 Dec 12 bf&uIS the holidar .....,... PeopJe set up a1w-s Illld ty oceaes ill thar bomes. A1tboucb DO lonnal Christnw troes 1ft decorIted people adom tbeIr bomes .... th poiIISeIlias. T.. moles ~ the popuIIr CIlristmas load ill MODCO. 11lt 1'lIrft Wile _, ntbe< _ SaDLI, bnDI lilts 10 <blldreD. • _ we kids, the WISt Mea ~ briDllli/t to lISIllld set il II the loot 01 our beds." said Anal"'. 11lt Wile _ could bnaI gills 00 Dec. ZS or 00 Jan. 6, wludl marks the end 01 the Christmas season. 11IE HOLY LAND Another Parkside studenl lived I.D JenIS3Iem and Bethlehem during lhbseason several years ago. Ziad ...... ti1 IS Musl.un, bul be recalls the beauttlully decoraled streels 01 the Holy Land wben people eel.,. brated Christmas. ortbern Ireland's Cbristmas tndIlioIIs ~ SIItl1Iar to \bose in the UOIted SIa..... aeconIing to Jan 1IImiIton. a Parkside student born Illld raised in that country . Olnstmas day is the main ernpbasIs 01 c:elebnlicXl I.D Ireland CbildmlIIad Ioodies ill tbe!r stodt: iqs and preseats art opened 0lnIlmas 1DOI'IIiJlI. 11lt Queen alMon. Dec. 12 Thru RnaI Euma WLLC Coffee Shoppe auy • Cup of Coffee Get • Coupon Good For A Seco;,d Cup of The same SIn FREEl GOOD LUCK WITH EXAMS ..,. CiWS I Christmas day message Illld ....... IS played or watehed ID the a/temooD. "Usually the IRA will eaIl • Christmas truce," said Hamilton Turter dinner Illld plum pudding lCOiDS ~ maed in with the pudding lor people 10 'Iish' oul) are the spedal Christmas loods in Northern Ireland. Christmas enlertainment ID thai country consists 01 pantomtmes performed by local resldeIlls. 11lt day alter Christmas. Dec. 26. is ... Il<Wng Dar in Northern Ireland Aeconllng to Hamilton, BoxIDI Doy orWlIlIted as the day servants were able to open their gilts. ODe diU....... between Christmil bore Illld in Northern Ireland is thai .... drink rIlOre (over there) .. edded Hamilton. • CUBA Porbide <ounselor. Teoby Gomez, lived In Cuba lor many yean. While Christmas remains a religious lestival Ibere, it is also a boliday lor cbildren and youog people; It 1S the occasion for intimate family gatherings lor adulls. The manger (Nacimiento) in churches and in homes receives eentral attention. In early December. people visil parks, <burcbes and homes viewing Nacimientos and visiting friends. On Christmas Eve lamilies gather lor a roasl suckling pig. bol chocolate and desserts. Afterwards lamilies attend a midnighl M~ ClUed Missa de Gallo (Roosler Mass) beta .... the rooster annouo- ~ the arrival of Christmas bv <; •• - IDI al midnighl ' ~ ... The day lor exchanging gills is DOt Cbrisbnas Day, but Jan 6 (Twelftb Night). when lraditio~y the WISt Men brought Ibeir gifts lIoId. Irankincense and myrrb) 10 Jesus. 11lt most lestive aspect 01 the boIiday ~ centers around Jan. ~ ~ Kings Day, as il is known 18 ...-. The cbiIdren are taughl to apec\1Ifts. not from Sonta Claus bullrom the 1'lIrft Kings. Cbilme,; pliler ..... IIld pIaee it under the eameIa of the 'l1Iree Jr;__ IIaI ...,. Illld lifts in ;;;:::;;. expee. Gomeo aid thai the Cbristmas - II 98J beaatifullllld joyous III CIIba IIld IS In 1lIOII other Irlea, 110nbIe eIIiaIlllld =: ~ =-ny the observanee 01 An agent the what? by R1et Lueb< This week Iwould like to get s.,. rious for a change. I have become aware of a very sinister danger 10 our youngsters. I beIieYe this problem 10 be the most diabolical threat to the lives and souls 01 our children in the history 01 civilization. I noticed this quite a while ago, but I have remained silent until now, boping I was wrong. Bul I'm afraid I was rigbt This threat 01 which I speak is Sonta Claus. I know whal you 're tbinkinghow can Santa be a threat? I agree thai be seems barmless enough on the surface, bul il you look a little deeper, you will discover Ibe borrifying truth. U you move Ibe letter "n" Irom the middle of "Sonta" and pul il al the end. you gel "Satan." That's righi, the prinee 01 darlmess himself. Also. wben you take the nickname Old Saini Nick and look at Ibe firsl and \bird words, you have Old Nick, one of the devil's many names. Another leUtale due is thai be wears red, the color nol only 01 the deVIl. bul also of international commwtism. He is. very sublly expounding comrnurust dogma by his distribution 01 gifts. He is. in reality doing whal commies have proless'ed lor years, spreading Ibe wealth. He leaves. gills lor anyone. regardless 01 Iberr social position. . Another 01 the results 01 his pulting gifts uoder Ibe tree is thai be uodermines the children's dependence on their parents. The lillie tykes don'l need Ibeir parents to get them things; instead, they are lell lor them hy a stranger wbo comes down Ibe chimney inlo a fireplaee. (In this way, be keeps his link WIth Ibe IJames 01 bell.) This lal. bearded demon Irom the pil is also an espouser 01 drug use. There bas always been talk 01 his use 01 "magic dusl" to enable his remdeer 10 "Oy." This is the mosl blatanl advocation 01 eocain use louod in Ibe world today. e The. most telling evidence. however! IS found when you run a reocordiag 01 his try "bo bo bo" backwards. When revei-sed: Ibis , I "" seemingly iDnocenl stalelneat comes: "Rise up and d becapilaUsl industrialisis .::::'" tilt the workers and supress \be"" ses." l1liFrightening. isn'llt' I the lime to ball this ~ -::- II Rise up. go to your 1oea1 ........ menl store, rescue the ~ destroy Ibis portly bl ... desecrator 01 our Amerieaa rllile and defiler 01 our youth. .,.. Just kidding. Made l'OI ...... though, bub? - Merry Christmas. A *****.*. lew weeks ago I ~ Cabbage Palch Kid' problem. lilt WeU. litlie did I ~ would start a Irend that ~ reacb every comer 01 \be..-;; media. I am proUd to bave broI(lII problem 10 Ibe allealloa 01: Amencan public. I dido'l ... thai my column was read .. many respeeled i<>umaUsts. 1... mailer 01 lacl, Ibe problem lIlII ~ exposed bas even been covered ABC's NigbtUne. CII I am. bowever. I litlle ...,.. at Ibe lac!< 01 public ~ aI my contribution. I have not ... from any 01 my jolllllllislle CllIleagues. Imean, wba\eYer bIppeoed. to the eamaraderiethal used III eXlsl belween memben 01 tile brolberbood 01 joumalisis? These hacks don'l ..... 1IHIIlIaI wbere Ibey gel their ldeu! YOI'd think Ted Koppel could at 1lIlt send me a lousy pusteanl. woaldI' you? Tbis really makes me mad! These prima donna writers lei' tile penny·ante wire services steI1 ,.. ideas and pass them 011 IS IblIr own. wilboul a word 01 l1wIks! I'm really ticked our These guys bave DO iDleIrit1 whatsoever! Well, Ibey're not IoinI to .. away with il! I'm gola« to sue lIIlJe guys for everything they've fII! You bear thai. Koppel? hIl wail. you'U gel your SUIIlIId& I'm nol gOing to tate tbiI_ dojVll! No sir, you'D IearD ,au caa' push me around! I'U gel you! All of you! You're aU dead meal! -= c r- Z n r- 0 z n fn 0 ... P ... C) III III :II fn r-- :z r. 0 a " r- " 0 III C/) ~ m ::r:";l 0 :Dc.> co "T1 :D -i> 0 ::rS: s: c, jD~ 0 m 08 9 m" .... 9s: 01 I\) N c; > "'l Z W 0 .... > 01 s: N 0 0 " s: a zZ C) :II o o I: "" -i::r"'l ::!! :Dw = co ~> rIII mS: >< !=I' Joo N I: 00 fn rna> 9" NS: .... fn III I: 0 III m fn ... a· III 'a :II Nr(.0>0 .. ,c/) :II <-m III >0 Joo Z ~ .... .' "i\ 'J'\ ) ' , . z o C :II en ... o 0." as- .:11 m=-= :II!! <atim m ... zsrm I: = • AD • m I: m '.... m :II III ::D m .:r- =-= ... ames sto en from team ................. 00tII8d .... 51 Sl JaooPl'L 1 ~- *'- IIIlft .-t. L .... SeIIIar IorwIrd IIrWl DWIm .... • paiDlS __ 00tII8d IDII 18 It Sl JaooPl's, .... IresIImaD Eric __ bad II ia MldlipD IDII IS ..- .... Sl JaooPl'1 PumII· After a J10w otart, JlIJ1Ilic II _III' .. z!:I1YmU:iIII IlimJeII IIIlft of • Iadar •• He a pel offensive player. "... JIid 'He'. a bill strone ..., IIllI lit I pia,... aeamst._~ ....... players m bigb ......". Erie .1 Improvlll' defeDsively. e'ft rta1Iy pltaJtd • Aller droppm. the ... 1 four an 011 tbt road. tbt Rangers wei_it tbt c:baDct of J<l!IItry u taU 011 E WtdDts<lay m PbIyXaI Edll<lUOll bw1dull volleyball overseas ... lor 6' .. _ 01 podIets. ~ ..... PaItJidt ...... ....-.\11..... .. rt<eioed ~...... SIlt ~_~ ..... lrIp I......ill c...,lortwo~I""" I 11>. __ ..-.oa 011 ... SIlt added, "J'm....., seW lid. I ..n, II> ~I_IO MAslortllt ...u.,tloII JIlt I I1lIft IboaId be pel comptII_. - r..-a o.at iD G«. CMdl1'ln7 ............. a........ lrIp_ ••. 'C 2 I team fdI I abo II!lDc 111 fiIld III Cermaay _, wlII lab \be IirIs ill far lint _ 11lIft. we be \be raiIwayo 10 In> I 1'1lt Gtrmu VoIIrybaII A.ssoda- _ beauq up tilt 1IlI\dles. PaUOll aid, is a pel ,..,. 111 do. e bate • _ IaIIl, so "" will be a .... ....-,.ljon 01 ....... woIe)bIIL Millo aIJo pel lID be ...... tspt- -, lortilt ,....... players. 1'1lty __ ..... \be Em ....... pn<- lb ad pi 10 _ tbtlr pla,q phi> ,., M PaD-. abo -. • U .... c.n- __ tbty .. ...., lilly "* Ibem 10 stay. t1lIs IIadIiIlI far ItIlion wbo lilly - 11>... -=- • \1Ils." 1'1lt '- will be 'P"'d'Di tw V... •• Eot With\be U. 5. DltioDal tam IDd oIbtr tams from OWla, JJPID Gtrmuy Paa1Jaa aJIJllDeIlttd, "We're "..,. ited IIllI this will be a pel tsptrifIl(e fOf til. .. Womens basketb fall short of goal by Robb Laebr AI Iht btgiDniDg of the season, _'s basketball coach Noreen GocgiD had high hopes for her 1tMl. She has six stniors on the 1tMl. and hoped that the expert· """" would help. So far. it seems that tsperience isn't the only thing needed. The Ranger women are 2-4 this season, including a loss in their first home game. Lewis University defeated the Rangers last Tuesday 65- 47. • Parkside kept it clost in the beginning, but fell behind due to turnovers and the inside play of the Lewis center Julie Fruendt. Cold shooting also contributed to the team's defeat. The first half ended With Lewis in the lead 24-17. CI ified Ads CaM' ..... Pac< 17 MOlL A.'iD DoII-<:aa'l be ham WIth lrytng tbt k1tebtD OllCt, golla try 1pIll' Im talling tbt Fire DtparlmeDI urly IhlS Ume. 50 1beft1" BEWARE OF people Itovinc pIasII< ........ 011 sink <OWlters. BEWAIlE OF people With plastic MIL"" as _ wbo tbty are!! SCJlVI'F: ru. _ YOIl lIIlIItr - DId _ lamp wbtrt tbt -, ""lo&u pick up ...~'U go lor a ridt. LIM yo' 'Ibumptr. CAImIUIA DIlE.UIING, til. ? &0,. nil boy. (SmIrk, IIIIirt, _I SfAPF: JOB woI .... Let·, ... iI ... • ' ''ll:. bat Ibis Iimt WilliWI .... ClIo<o. LIFE IS 1OIlllIItrfuI.- at 11. ocr. I will .......... a clayolinIamy, It ad J say. WHAT ot'IJ) an editor 6t Withoat his W (hI ii' Lonely. lETS F1lliD out bow old Rob Lutbr reolIy is-ltt's cut him in baH IDd alaIlt Iht nnp. !SDRAnCAa G! OIDAER ouy era yIlW. CA1'IIaIl\'E-MAn; IIIrt you get tDllUzIl sIttp. V_ t)S are b1oodsIIot. P2GA NEEDS a CGmpllta II IIIlICIl • Val ar- DeedI a CIIIIIb. -.r-OOY .... ') be .. lIlDIIlb') IlANCf:Jl STAPF: Half • happy 1laIIIay-- P T 1Jpe'.~_.hst..- J T • V.. we iDalmcllIIt.ns' ably'" t.pc n:~ HI __lEAD:: 111ol_mab + The Christmas Tree Caper JT J.a .. Y. JT-P Of e-. I ......,.ae ...... ee.IlaDtd from Page 15 Two minutt!S had passed and not a cop in sight. 1 Put tbt car in gear and drove alraigbt into the lot. Part one was COlllpIeIe.My friend jumped out IDd grabbed a tree. I opened the bad< door for Pat and in came the. tree. half-way. "Nick!" screamed Pat. "U's stuck!" Ijumped out of the car and lined up twenty feet behind the immovable object. "Get out of the way. Pat!" Ibcl. lowed as I attacked the stubborn PlDt. My efforts got the tree, except for Iht stump, shoved into my ~ ~ mYstif ~ko:d on my -.. ~- "OUIId tbe WiDdow down. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 14, December 15, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 13 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Hammelev quits PAB presidency Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, December 8, 1113 ammelsv quits AB presidency by KeD Meyer EdItor i Activities Board (PAB) t Cbris Hammelev re- • ber position Nov. 28, :*acing trends within the .. the major reason. .. pJ-; will remain an active •• irel PAB, with Mark Schol- .1I!lII!!dIng ber and Keith Har- _ ftPIaciag Scholzen as vice E doesn't think ber rewlII burt the organization ''Mart and Keith are very ~ Tbey'U do just line. II I IiIlJIlIlbere'd be problems, I'd _1IIign," sbe said. .'" Ilu beea under HammeIIi'i 1lIdenbIp lor a year and a filii. 'It',. boring job," she said. fl'lldent doesn't really do lbe people do the president gels the ... by no means been an -Bpuwve decision for me -....: When I was first elected ........ tion in 1982, I bad' no .......nwas best qualified for ~ When Iwas re-elected -.l.IliII believed I was best . HN0'Y' however, due to a grow. 109 vanety 01 university, PAB and personal philosophical trends, 1 no longer feel this is true. Under lbe present circwnslances, it would be unlair to the Board, the university and myself to remain on as PAB president. " One 01 Hammelev's recent disappointment concerns the P AB film committee's film selections. "They broke my heart when they wouldn't show an X-rated lilm," she said. Last spring PAB showed the soft core porn film, "Emmanuelle." which caused much controversy on campus, inclUding letters to the editor, petitions being circulated and some protest demonstrations. Hammelev answered the lilm's criticism by arguing tbat PAB should present various types 01 entertainment and that "EmmanuelIe" itself was not ofensive. "It's a son-core porn film,' she said at the lime. "It's not going to change anybody. People here aren't that simple. I'm not offended by the film. "But one thing that does offend me is people who get ofl using their 9'0ral slandards as a rule to judge everyone else," she said. Recently, PAB's lilm committee voted 2-1 not to show an X-rated film this semester, stating no specific reason. This bothered Hamelev, because the turnout for "Emmanuelle" warrants similar entertainment. Only "Raiders 01 the Lost Ark," which drew 397 viewers, sold more tickets than "EmmanueUe," which had an audience 01 365 people. C in the dark have or not to have C~ire rips UW~I! puter aids theat Holiday Arts & Crafts Fair no _ -......, A.- _00lIo _ ..... 1l1'orbWt.... . ........ 07 • 7 ~;~; 2: .....-. .. - - • 7.. ...... .....,. .-, c-...=;;Iii".n tecoa 111_, . -1IrioCJ of A-.r .. -_a. SUF AC budgeting ';1 F \( (. Krr••• ed l nn ,...h, • ....f'('L. "lht- t.ndi~nmmlllt'f" or p...,(. \. _hK'J. .0.1 r. N.' at lar~. Iw-Kanfi .. t budll"lln,l T ..... ", r final bud.rain,&: ... C'omp rd.•IM- "'''In' 'f • tNt4,rr1 ... alt'. (:hanCt"lItN'""n f.u lla and 1M I ~_ &a..I .. 1Irl . TIM-prt'liminan 'I .:U ...... .gad a' ;' 11.0fJft.. 1 "pi" .al. Thi .. y ar f'Hh rfticlt-nt. 'ull·lI..... ............... .. ..... Ihfo 10_ I i. 1M I 11 "" , • ...". .... a; ,THln" Il"'''~''' G'Hf'" "Hot'Tl'M. (JIILD UIlf lI"TOI DDT SU'H:l II IIUI TH fJfJ1('l p,n 1Of. 'f11\m" ImlD P..... 'lDE, .... PUJI 'It "un 1'\1.01 IIfOUTIO' 1\111' IU! -n 11£'1 ,(T1'R[S _lUll ",-n 01:'1 U1l\rrt:' .. 11ft Sl\II£'T" IZ'TIO' (l~ Jl '"f'l lI"TII UII'" ........ ,-nc;. roUL I'~j _.u I ..- ., .t.24. ZlJJ:; ... 1iobx Gomez New counselor forms Hispanic Club by JID WhIlDey Nielsen need to be aware that there are ..... wtaeIIlor It lot other students ...and getting them • r '::' •.xiii or CtIbnI. ... together as a group would enable a-. RiIIlt _tile ...... -,. them to see that there are other .. _ • --. Uoe arpnbMIoa of students on campus wbo could give , Ule ...... willi ... of wtlwIthem (peer) support." Gomez IioIlIle7 -W lib to ha¥e slaThtes. Eo "iI", Gon8 _ lilt ere are also many cultural dif- HlspuIc Oab to beranle ..., of ferences and sometimes language Uoe lIllivenitJ • fuDrtionJ f_ problems that can hinder making lib to _ tile ... beranle JIraIlI • fnends and joining groups. Having YiabIe ODd _ iaIpoNDt. lat• a club would alleviate some of the ... " Gaaleo Aid loneliness and bring them together. ADOlber of Go...... penooal There are other advanlages to .... CllIIlCa. tile ....aa- of having a club. The Wisconsin Hi- ~ ~ I _ to spanle Council for Higher Educa- _ • doIiIIIle _ iD minorttJ tion tries to unite all Hispanic .tadent retentloa .ad r",,""t. groups from different campuses in meat," be said A1lbo <Ott. the slate for various reasons, such. <emed wttb ....-tly be as political. academic and commu- doesD'I <olIrlHI them eIduJIveI)' nity service. "I think students here • I do not Ialk to an, ~ I1IUIOl'iIy from the Kenosha and Racine com- or HispanJc lludentJ than , otMr mUnities could benefit from having Teol>y Gome. Rucer P!'Mo by One MeE>oy C'OIIDRIor " a group together and being a part V.bea fd if be lit beinI.1 of that." slated Gomez. "Also. it adequalely represent the Hispanic ParbIde, Gomez repbfd, • Veo. • would be a lot of fun." bas started out slowly. but by nat students on campus. "Irs up to the lot I've aouea.lot of tuppOrt ODd Gomez has high bopes for the fu· semester be hopes to see a sizable manbers of tile club what tiDd of -nrm sm<enty. not ooiJ '"!"" JtaII ture of the Hispanic Club. The club increase in manbership. enough to but from Illllleatl u wdL TeobY Gomez. a recent addition IIIlIIe counseling staff at Parkside. ........ started a Hispanic Club on ~ wbo was born in Cuba in. .., came to the United Slates in .' aI residfd in New York and QieIlIO. He currenUy lives in Wau- .. DL He received his bache- .... decrees in Spanish and PsyfdaCJ from the University of Illi- ..... master's degree in Guid- _ Counseling at Northern llIi- ... Gamez came to Parkside be- _ be wantfd to continue work II • area that would utilize his • !log Irsining. ..... t DOW. one of Gomez' con- .. lJ Ibe new Parkside Hispanic f». AI the two Universities he pmioaIIy attended. the Hispanic aub _ an important force. He lIOIId Ilke to see Parkside's Hispa- * Club eventua1ly grow to the _status. uBispanie students on campus Teaching Excellence process to begin Many .tudents never get the oppar\lmIly to thank the teacher who .... 1 positive impact on their Itaor eareers. Parkside's TeachiIe ErreIIence Awards gives stu- .... lba\ OPPOrtUnity. ....... ndlnc faculty members are R I IOldby the students and the -.IDalIont are submitted to mem- ... 01 I Committee on Teaching h",hrft Awards. No more than "'1W8rdJ can be given in an acalIlaIie year. All continuing full-time fIcuIty members and teaching acadImioi Jtaff are eligible to receive -1WUd. • TIle COIIImiltee is comprised of Suicide' radio • serIes 't-.en are urged to listen to "No Way Out," I three part seri~ aa 'teena,e Suicide. Parents, famu" frIoncis. menial health proles- ....... and teens who have tried to lab tbeir own llves provide infor5IIlIon and I guide to action. This "ewuIt Medilworks production can be beard on Dee. 12, 13 and 14 at 11 a.m. or 4 p.m. on WGTD _ JI1Im, OD Dec. 14 at 10:30 I.m., F'M/91 .. PhIeat a local panel discuJJIon IeatlirtirC JIIOfeuionaIs from area 'I!IlcIes who will react to all the is- - railed darInc the series. (He- .... Dec. 15 It 4 p.m.) four members of the facdlty, a nonvoting academic administrator and four students appointed by PSGA . The four student committee seats are open at this time: interestfd students may be appointed by contacting PSGA. The committee must be picked by the end of the first semester and have setued on procedures before Christmas break. Nomination procedures should begin at the start of the s~nd semester. The committee will publish and distribute the nature of the award, solicit nominess and select the recipients of the Teaching Excellence Awards. The selections NEWS BRIEFS Drugs and exams Vera Jensen, 'Director of Communlly Drug ODd AkoboI ~. will be .pelklng Dec. 14 In Molinalll at 1 p.m. on the topic of Jtress durln& ........ and why peop- 'Ie teod to tum to drup ODd .1coboI during ellJllS. Everyone II welcome. , ""44 t.~, ,,-, I _ __ h ••• _ .. will be reported to the Chancellor, who will make tbe formal an. nouncement on or near May 1. PSGA Presideni Jeanne BUeDker-Phillips feeIJ tile Teachiac ExceIIeDce Award is very importanl "For one thing. it is to reward faculty members who do an outstanding job. and secondly, to give others the incentive to work toward achieving an award. Also, it gives students an opportunity, in addition to the teacher evaluations, to Illform their outstandJng professor, and the rest of the campus, on this person's excellence." Art exhibit "City in A Dream," prints and drawings by Edward Bernst ..... are on dIJplay in the CommUDJ<ation Arts Gallery through Dee. 15 Gallery hours are Monday througb Thursday t pm. to 6 p.m. and Tuesday and Wednesday 7 pm. to 10 p.m Care courses Two new, three-credJt couneJ m health care manacemCllt WlObe offerfd m the Master of Public Ad· ministration Program tMPA) It ParkJide ...... n'.. wttb tile srnac, 1984._. The coones are "Hospital Man· agemeat" ODd "lnlroduction to the U.S. Health Care SJSlem." For ~ information coalIct MPA dlrector WiWam J. Murin .1 553-2021 Opal ...,;stratlon for the spriac _ is from 10 a.m to 7 p.m CIlI1'handa,. JalI 12, in MaiD PIaoe of \be WJIIie Libnr)'-Iaminc Center. Ranger needs newswriters II you would like your final check(s) rna led to you lend a wntten request to the Payroll OffIce 1. In the request Include your address and date at ch 2, Attached a self-addressed stamped envelope lOr ch check. Optional request forms avalable al the Un on Inlo Des and Payroll Office Quest ons1 Ca I 553·22 6 FINALS: I'LL DRI K TO THATI Speaker: Verrul Jensen W~,Dec.14 1:00 p.m. MoIn. III • f, .""". • WJr'~C~1u~b~E~v~e n!!!!!!t~s!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!':'1 ~ iIIIlGD "., Interoational Student Organ- (ISO) ISO will be holding its bers. only. Members IS~la.m.inthestudentUnion.This a closed party for ASPA memcan bring a MOM & DA ... of !!!IIlester" meeting on Fri- rnaxtIJlWD of two guests. Admission *' Dec. 9 at 1 p.m. in Union 207. pnce IS $3 per person. which in- ,. 'lDISDOtional flim will be the cludes food and all drinks. Those .. of the meeting. Interested in attending can sign up Peer Support In Molinaro 353 before Dec. 16. For more information. see details on .. Support·s last meeting for sign-up sheet. _.-w will be held on Wed· ASPA's final meeting for this jIlIf. Dec. 14 at 1 p.m. in Moln. semester will be Monday. Dec. 12 i.., .. first baH of the meeting at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 128. 1IPI.business meeting, and the UW-PDT III'"of the meeting will feature The Parkslde Dart Team in con- • ..-ter Verna Jensen. director . • .... Community Alcohol and J~nction with the Student Organiza- ..... 8ervIce. She will be speaking tiona! Council. will be sponsoring a - tress f h lida d Toys for Kids Dance tonight. Dec . • !be s 0 0 ys. an . 8. in Union Square. The doors will _ related to the abuse of alco- ... ...,or drugs. Everyone is wei. open at 8 p.m., with the music _ to attend. Good luck with being provided by Sky High. a RaCIne-based country-rock band. - ASP A Admission to tonight's dance is a toy or two dollars. Bring a new or ASPA will hold a Christmas like-new toy and help the children PIrtJ Friday, Dec. 23 from 8 p.m. of Racine and Kenosha. Peer orientations CkieDtation sessions for incoming I'IIlIIde students age 23 and older 1III1Ie at 1 p.m. on Wednesday. lILli, and at 7 p.m. on Thursday, l& l2, bnth in Molinaro Hall ... III (the faculty lounge). 1111 .-ions are sponsored by Peer Support. a major organization of Parkside adult students. and will include infonnation on the university's academic programs as well as campus cultural and social activities. Parkside faculty. staff and continuing students will be on hand to answer questions. Professional modules 1-unlcation course Ieatur- ~tIons by local profesIIIiiiII ill journalism, public rela- ... -.I corporale-<:onsumer af· .... lIiII be offered at Parkside ...... • "modular" cop will meet ......, evoainp from 5:15 to 7:30 ............ Jan. 17 and ending AId Jl One academic credit will ....... upon successful com- ...... of the course, organized by _Hlcation instructor Judy PIp. 'I1Ie course can be audited (labD IlIr no credit) for abnut balf tltIIe IIOIDIal ~tion fee. Opoa ftlisiration for the spring -.. will be from 10 a.m. to 7 .... GIl 'l'bursday. Jan. 12, in Main "- of the Wyllie Library·Learn· "Center. TGpies and guest professionals, IIS-Gf wbom will present information and lead class discussions for two full sessions, are: -"Competing Creatively in the Racine Media Market," with Norman T. Monson, editor-publish« of the weekly Racine "Shoreline Leader" and lhe twice-monthly news magazine "Ra-SceDe." -"Marketing and Promotional Campaigns. to with Karen Bradley. director of public relations at St. Catherine's Hospital in Kenosha . -"The Press and the Public," with Waller Shirer, director of Partside's office of public information and community relations at the univenity. -"Consumer Alfain ...A Corporate Dialogue with COOsurne...... with Carol Hansen, director of the Consurner Service Center at S. C. Johnson & Son. Inc. For more infonnation call 553- 2561 or 553-2102. Thanks for giving AIloal 1.aoo lIOn-pertshable food at a reeeat dance to eolleet food for .... weiIhing a total of more than area farnilies. . .. lGIl .. contributed by 550 The food was gIVen to the Ra- ........ lludenta and theIr guests cine-Kenosba Co_uroty A~ AcencY. Inc. and was m tum distributed to 50 area families for the ThanksgIving holiday. The popular l""a1 r""k band ''Wally Cleaver" porformed at tIM! dance, IpODSOmI by the stIIdent Parkside Activities a-d (PAB). Geology Colloquium Dr. PIetcber DrIscoD, Dept. of ::J I inti and Applied ScI ...... , ~ will speak on the ::.:. the Effects of HJdroIogIe of lce-eored Mora1nes on Col Udwater Supply and Contaml- ..... Tllia GenJocy CoIIoquIlD .. be IleId on Friday. Dee.• at 1 .... III N "qIdIt.),lt..' • Teaching applications StudeDt tMcbin& appUeal!cw for Fall 1984 due in the et .,,- ·oaa JI,.ua. .. - •, ••• STOCKING SUGGESTION The $50.00 DEPOSIT : ••• ::., •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• 1: · : ~ University ~ of WIscaneln-P.k.... •. • • • : "NABE : : SPRING BREAK • •• 'M • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • : ONLY $209 : FOfI APPlICATION AND FUflHTER INFORMATION • CONTACT: : PARKSIDE UNION, ROOM :lOt - I6W2OI : ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • • • • • • I • • • • • • • Ai • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • : e z o ~I I INCLUDES: • TRANSPORTATION VIA AIR CONDITIONED. BATHROOM-EQUIPPED MOTOR COACH ·7 NIGHTS LODGING AT THE OCEA SIDE TEXAS HOTEL • FREE PARTIES & EXTRAS • FULLLY ESCORTED THROUGHOUT • ALL HOTEL TIPS & TAXES 'I1Ie United States II\IJStavoid the ~ of nuclear war. agreed Ikee .peakers. General George Jlee&III. John Mearsheimer and JlIdIard Ringler. during last Wed- ... ,·s public forum. "Technol- "'_ the Nuclear Age: Is 'Na- .. Security' Possihle?" 1ftPI, Iormer Director of Air r-Intelligence from 1971-1977, .. the current chairman of the c.JIlGD for Peace through Streng- .. feeII that national security is ....... "We have it now. we have .... It lor lhirty-seven years," " ... "In fact. it is the only ele- .. '" _ national foreign secudIr fOlleY, in my judgment. that .WllIbd." I $ said that he feels that the ... teleYision movie "The Day IiItIt' _ the study released by ad 8Ipn on the world aIter a nu- • war 1Iave increased the pubIe'IiDterest in survival after a nu- • war. "The emotional trauma 01 "TIle Day After" persuades .., that only a nuclear freeze will Ilap the iwo-fold madness. the first IIIoiIII to do with the view that life lIIIIr a nuclear exchange would be kIIIIb and shert-lived," he said. "8ecGadIy, the belief that mutual __ destruction (MAD) is just ..........." MIocates of MAD believe that the wa, to deter aggression is ...... offensive counterthreat of NlIIlatIon, which to both adversar- ...... be believable and horrible. "" ; •• that can kill millions. os- ....,_trIbule·to peace," Kee- .... "1OhIIe a defense against P:~b~ll~· C~fo~r~u~m~!!!!!e!!!!!x!!!!!a!!!!!m~i~n!!!!!e!!!!!s!!!!!n!!!!!U!!!!!!!!!!!!!C~le:a:r=a~~:ie"-=ex, Dei .......... by Karl Dixon these is co.nsidered as provocative and destabilizing." "Both of these views are rejected by the ~viet Union." Keegan continued. and have been from the outset of these discussions in the past twenty years. While the SoVIets tell peace .groups around the world that nuclear war is unthinkable, their plan to be able to wage. win and survive a nuclear war is rather impressive." Keegan feels that his country must end its distaste for building a defense against nuclear missiles and nuclear weapons. "Thus far • only Mr. Reagan has directly talten up this challenge," he said. "He has asked America to commit itself to the 'formidable technical task' of being able to destroy hallistic missiles." . • We are on the threshbold of the greatest revolution in the art of wadare in human history. Keegan declared. "By the years 1900-2000. . in my judgment. it will be possible to destroy every hostile nuclear weaPO.D fired at us," Keegan said, "and It should be equally possible for the Soviets to achieve such a capability." Keegan continued: "I also feel that it will be possible. 01· fensively, within the next two dec- •ates, to destroy every land, air and sea military target system on earth in minutes without nuclear weapons, but instead with precise. accurate laser weapons. t, These new developments. Keegan feels. will lead to an opportunity to eliminate the olfensive use of nuclear weapons on this "lilUe globe." "It invites an opportwJiIy through technology of this kind to "It occurred to me as I was lookIng at the snow and the stars toDight...that we may very well be the last generation to look at the earth through human eyes." -Richard Ringler Unplugging the holiday machine' c:.sIalIed from Pace • "'llnat. L WIIIl about St. NIcholas \eavilllillie lift In sboes outside the "-'daor? t.. about decorating the ells- cawCllllltmas In!e with food for "' ....... New Year's Day? t. Crutlen1u Ind popcorn ........ "'Iree? lQock!np _tile ......, ~ .. aIIoat aD Ad-.t CaJeDo -. AdilsIl Wratb? l ...,.....BIde ... -"1 calle. Put toeetbor a biC plIIIIe. 5. Read aloud "II. CbriJtnIU Carol," by Charles DIck_; '''I'IIe GIft of !be Maci," by o. a-,-; "II. CIIIId's ChrIstmas In Wiles," by Dylan 'l'bomaI; ond ••" ViIIt 110m St. NidloIis." by CIemeIIt Moore. 7. Gift each dllId aD .....- .-y 0Irlstmas. Alter readinI tIliI boot ond lat· inI !be 1eIt, I ha~ .-l.-ted ID)' -r priorities. I plan to .... !be BoIIdar fIodIe tIliI _ to line I 9fIr/ .,.n........ ond reIued ...,. . , .... adlieve sornethinI thai has _ existed ~ the US and the USSR-genwne equality," be said. Keegan has served in lour wars and declared that military leaden hate war. "My entire We has been dedicated to the prewnlion of war and !be concept of peace," be c0ntinued, "although as rational men and women. wo can argue about bow we get there from here." The peace movement. in this country. Keegan said. bas Soviet roots . "With Ibe belp 01 lbe weslern media and press. they have begIIn to lind this stralegy very promising,,' be said. Keegan resigned from his Pen· tagon position in 1977 "in disgust" beca .... his _lip about the Soviet threat were not beeded by the Carter administration. '·1 r~ slgned ID order to protest !be c0nSIStent lailure 01 the U.S g0vernment to address lbe realities of the (Soviell question." John Mearsheimer. a professor of political SCJerlCC at tho Um\·orslly of C1ucago, ~ recently published a book entitled uCoavoDlIouI !lder. rence,"and argued thai ibis IS where this country should be platIDg .ts emphasis. 'We ha e to pnonlize our military l:OIJUnjlmenU ID ligbt 01 a limiled amount of resour· ces." he SOld "The Reagan _ IStration's rbetoriC notwllhstanctme we don't have an endless amount of resources. such that we can Jalisfy aU military cornnutments." Beca.... Duclear saperiority can never really be attained, ear· sheimer leels _ COIMIlIionaI de- • "We are on the threshold of the greatest revolution in the art of warfare in human history." -George Keegan terrence sen... a more uoef8I purpose. "There is now nuclear eq ..... ity among the superpowers and the utility of nuclear power bas been greatly reduced." be said "Supen· CllltJila' .. ., ..... .., is much too spen:slft to Meanheimer lavon arms COIItrot for several reasollS- ,·It would .... tensions, open potilical dia!olue and decrease the chaD<e 01 war," be said 'We must come to some undentancIulc "'Ill !be So\iets before we blow ounems up , "II 0CtUred to me as I i0oi< IDg at the aad the tlan to- .1, 011 my way that may very be last lion to i0oi< at the euth lbroucb human eyes. said Ri<hard Rl Jer president of the Wi FA tors for ResponsI I) aad an EnPsb and Scancknav1an ICSpror..-at .~ RinIIer died a study and tile study by CMI • both prtdid enet _-u-ai. pohIicaI aad soc:iaI dIances aIler a _ war, as po '". !be cIeIft lor ....... -'- .. ""- 1be d: ' , ...... does reaIJy esIst "he ld The film • The Ooy Alta ' men- ..... Io-lli pnIood lor ... ...uty 01 a audear 10 till Amorir2n poopIe I doll t tbInk tIlat God I IInaI ualioB aI III and uur planet fa ~-. we destroy ouneIvts -_.---.._.-'".-_.-"_.__-----------~---:::=:==~-=--~----- New: classes for • sprmg semester What the Authorities uiouldti't tell you AI _ of you may, or conceivably may not. be _"'. tIlere was a slight power black-out last week ... _InWLLC. AI ILI£ is hardly the most important area of ..... 1was not surprised when the incident failed ..... l&Today. ...... IS.many students will be all to ready to III,., lbe trauma of Thursday afternoon wreaked .... the creat. world·famous registration system lit.tile pel 01' UW·P. IIIl11111e who swore and gnashed their teeth at the ... lIrmIDaIs while they waited to put their John .... GIl some of next semester's finest courses _"disappointed. There was to be no registra· .. ,.. 01the terminals in their positions was. in .... IIUt • crue1 joke on the part of somebody ~ . Registration had finished the day be- _llIeclricIty or not. there wasn't going to be any ........ GO that ominous Thursday. -. .. just IS well for some people. seeing as the t' ;1 plion bas since announced the inclusion of - __ for the spring semester. It,...11of you who have yet to register. here now .. _ JlIDre courses to choose from. Here is the "bthll a.a-Ilor A1aD E.GusldD Supplement to .. .... llemester TImetable. '1IllI1ir it CHI the New York Times best-seller list. ** •••• ** •• .... bl, EocUsb Uterature from 1066. a.... Spencer. Shakespeare, Milton and GoatbendIr FOCUIiIlC on the advances in literature and literary .,.. tbrooaOut the ages. From Chaucer's "Dick and _Go To Canterbury." to Millon's struggle with the ~ 01 !he adverb in his greatest teen romances. 1IIlr Sbabspeare was obsessed with the idea of the perfect bot fudge sundae and how this is renected in ....... Ipecla) emphasis oh Swift's "Nurse Edwards" se- .... pIas existentialism in Marlowe's "Dr. Faustus" .... 'EIl bot death, turkey." .., ., 410, _ent Pbllosopby. '\'be ~ctes the Stoics. the Skeptics and the JllrpIe Voles, ~ main philosophical contributiOn- 'elllll<ept 01 eternality in smoked oysters-has never ..., been fully understood. P!oto'. Creat ChaIn of Being contrasted with Aristot- \e'. Gnat UIe<! Chariot Dealership of Being. The role qf Ibeep In Epicurean philosophy and its dependence .. - aauee and a pleasant atmosphere. '\'be '1dea1' and 'Physical' compared and contrast",!' .., lbe Idea1 is better than the Physical. but doesn t .... eredIt WdI. What is Truth, how can we. know ~ IIIIl how can we sneak out lbe bld when the ....."l'"~. by John Kovalic Feature Editor Economics 245. Labor Law and Relatioas. The practical legal frameworlt of private sector labor relations. Why ending up like Jimmy Holla is undesirable, unless you are a communications major, AccounliDg 43%, Advuced Cost AC<OlIIIliac_ Capital budgeting, project selection. segment performance. transfer pricing and a whole bwIch of other real boring stuff. Prerequisites: Accounting I, Accounting Il, intermediate Accounting I, Intermediate AccounliDg Il, Cost Accounting, Advanced Accounting, Accounting Theory. Junior or senior status recommended-a mental disorder helpful. Comm. _. I ,_ l.r, ne ~ .. CC_.... The consequence of how we communieate for soU and others. The development of group interaction Why speakifII is a better mode 01 communicatiOn than, say. belching and how this fact has inlIuOl1Cedthe structure 01 alter- ;tinner convenation A systematic inquiry into the history of symbols and communication practices, Prerequisites: Basic and Advanced Gurgling. Intermediate Drooling and Advanced Grunting . Anthropology Zl1, RIUIWI Evol._ .... CulSl1ft. . Theoretical concepts of cultural systems and ana\y1is _ of social order. sex-role \r1UOIIIC and the bimbo Processes. structures and functions of society. AnaIy· sis 01 cultural change. Why some tribes smeU worse than others Psyrbology 101,Geaeral PS)'Cbology. Methods of studytng behaVIOr, lundamental facts and principles in major areas of psychotoeY Weirdos and who to look out for on the SU~W3)'S. . Social factors in attitude lormation Theones. mod· els and conceptions of personality and how to pidl up blondes in a slOgles bar. Why a 'sex Pistols' T-5Iwt IS an unfortunate choice for an mtervlew or a wak~ Recommended for psych majors and people who bolieve they are being followed by a giant sa\mOII PbIlosopby m. Metapbysl<s .... ~- Concentrating on the McTauarl 'l'lme-Une p1u'bophy' The 'A' series ('pas!,' 'present: 'future1, the B se~ ('earlier than: 'later than'). ~ ,the 'C' ...... ('the trousers will be ready Thursday. you said your busband wouJdn't be here until ... ·). . . Utilizing these perspectives. we wiU COIISider pro!>- lems such as "Is the future unreal?' 'Is there a 'lim ... • sion of time \eft out in its treatment by phJ'SICS1I 0. MinkowW Space Time)?' and "">: it is inadvisable to ask the lime from a taree man In a tuudo oamed 'Mauler' or 'Vito.' . • ........ _ ~ dIlatiall elAlso emphasis 011 time .---' lects at bi&b veIod?Ies. the AIIltrak limw" Theater ~~HoldMe" catches on ..., AU 01 ?be actanI __ won IOOd .... plaJed off .. _ well. 'f'omlac II-w • lheater 01 ibis kJDd IIld _ .. the p1a,es IIlIIIOd a bat. COlh_ won ..,..- .. t1IooIP ..... won dUhnIIl. there _ M!bloIlIS&eIeII or era ..'I1oe - \11II _ wry It topped fOtf}1llIllc off and addIlI .. tile elIl1d 01 III a --- 'I1oe eaatillI and !he lei weft ?be _ ilDpresIift up«IJ 01 tIM ..., IW&l 0.' _ u.-- Perfomw>ces at itllIlDIt:':~=~ lor areas. pm. Ili&bts. Jules Foilf .. 's "'Hold Me!" is all unusual play in that it ISD'I a play in !he traditional sense of !he word _.e' ,. __ .... It is a sones 01 v"ipetteS-5Ollle 01 ouo-aod each 01 ~ hIS __ lbinC to say about bumao oature 'I1oe scene is a _ waft DI&bt dub The studio is arn,.ed In !he rouod Wltb the .udMIl<e as part 01 the scenery. The acton a<trftIeS daoce and cavm arouDd !he studio as part 01 !be'-" The alldience cao abo bay beer or aoda sened by a ccd1aiI lfta 'I1oe lI<UD& ..-Nt is ID _ IaIoIllC mesh 01 claIf_ typeI .. people Ev..,ooe lD the -.paoy takes tums beiD& a certa1D _ Call IDetDIJen of "HeW !", PubI*', bI • d ... ",., _ ......... ho... • _ .. ... -Iel1,..... IAIt .-. - ~ ... OItII .. LIaM "- ,.. .. . ............... ,... _ FtWay, Doe. , Doe. 1 1Ile C 'd AlIa 1'Iloo7ft. McCartney , Yes: One out of two, ain't bad '" Juke Cbue .... the Ranger staff has IIIIIelJIlI! (a guppie) to do the ". : they got me. 'It Iwill be doing Win _ IIl/ own opinions not those .... BaDger staff. .... bas any comments or if ... " Je'lieWed an album you '-P:.Jb to see reviewed, just AlP JOur suggestions in the .... oIfke, addressed to me. • Iel's get this show on the .... the first review, Yes's ... ******** DII ....... bas been worth the ... fliDduCer Trevor Hom and .... bav, collaborated to _ 01the best albums I bave IillIIlIIIe last couple of months. ,.. tIIIfibasls of this album is on ........ vocals. On all the songs, ..... OOIIlethrough clearly and the harmony is done in Sucb a way that it sounds Uke one person is singing. The song that really shows off the background vocals is Leave 11. in whicb a 1950's style is used in thebackground vocals, along with the production technique of channeling the different voices through differ, ent speakers. It makes you feel that the group were standing around you and giving you your own private concert. Most of the album is done with this technique . IUke this album, except for one song-Cbanges. It sounds Uke they threw tbree ~ngs together and tried to make them into one song. I think that all this really needs is a stronger base line and it may not sound so lost. This is an album that must be added to your collection. Yes will be starting their tour in January 1984 and I strongly suggest that you go to see them. They put on a great show. ",P1larlst IJDda Black eDtertaiDed a Parkslde crowd Nov. 38 .. PAt'. CoB .... o,;.. series, 11 I. PAU L PIP E S McCA T E OF PEAC ******** -- Now for ID album that puts 00 a sbow of its own--Paul M<CartDey's uPipes of Peace." This album has ... purpose: to make money. This isn't ... of MeCartney's best albums. He does two trades with Michael Jacbon, wbidI is two too many . There are two SOIlgS that I did Uke. They are Sweetest Little SIlow IDd Average PetsoD . Sweetest LitOe SIlow has a good guitar introduction ODd il is ID upbeat song. It is the type of song thaI has a catchy melody ODd it makes you want to whistle ngbt a1oo&. A.....,. Persoo is reminiscenl of a couple of BeaUe soogs. That might be hecause George Martin is the producer and Ringo Starr happens to be playing drums on this album. There is one instrumental on the album called Hey, Hey. This could have been much beUer. '!'be tune iIsell is simplistic and much more could have been done with it I think that the talent of McCut· Dey has been wasled on this album. I realize, that Say, Say, Say is currenUy in the Top Ten, bul even on this song, McCutney doesn't really seem to have Ills beart ID It. _..-_- Kenosha Savings and Loan CHE:C In your choice Of TWO great accounts. • ay Brooks: freshman has competitive edge by Mort FeldmanD fir JI!IrlY basketbaU magazine, "..IIIarticle entitled "Freshtl Influence," which is an e of-the country's top coUefrom high school. . freshman point guard flIir BrooIls was not in that excluricle, but that has not bIm from making a strong III the Ranger basketbaU ~ doD' see many fresbroen ""'III bnmediate contribution to ..... bat Clay has reaUy done a _ jab," said head basketbaU .. a- Johnson. "I have a lot =",."..in him and I don't to use bini in the games." ...... behind two upperclass- !fII!IIo IeIIior Darryl Jackson and ..... lIUIler Dave Sergeant, hal fIIlIb"'n' and advantages. "The veterans help me out • lot," said the 6-2 Brooks. "They gJve me tips about game situations so I don't feel so much pressOl; COming into • game." Brooks may not feel any pressure. but the older players may sense the sound of fast footsteps behind them. "Clay is good to have beca use he pushes the veterans to do better," said Johnson. "It's a good competitive atmosphere." Born and raised in East Chicago, Indiana, Brooks was ready to pack his bags for Texas after earning All. Conference honors at Roosevelt High School. "I was recruited by Texas Tech in Lubbock. but they got another guy instead," he said. "so Icame up to visit Parkside and IIlked it." Parkside is taking • liking to ~ especiaUy after be shot • perfect 4-for-4 in hia lint coUece pille . "Most of lileIIo _ .. ,.,', said Ilroob, • bit • the IDlldest side. He aays be _ bis quiet de- _lnlm bis !alber. "My!alber Wrestlers contend inUW-MOpen ., Mart Feldman. grew, SO I decided to wait the year pIa<ed f-o. iD the I»poand cIasa Parklide wrestling team out." and Marl< 0ube7. abo • rust·year JIIlIl iD the UW-Whitewater Senior Dan Winter is also on the wrestler. look third in the tU- ·.1iIIIII1II iast Friday and SatOl- disabled list. He will be out until pound class. IIWIIilewater, but th!! Rangers January with a broken ankle . .. ..-rices ~f iIIe senior NAIA At Whitewater, Triton CoUege ~rieI!' Mike Muckerhe.de, the !iti~. UW '""1IIIlI ndsbIrt this year.. won c?mpe on. W~U. - .. ' .-. wh d'd t _ Whitewater second. Parkslde scor- •• • ......... 0 I no com ed 5 . Is' 'Isfifth Ia finish 11Wbitewater, is out with tom 1 pom m I p co I . . ill hia elbow, • problem Senior Mike Vania was champlOll was not serious. of the 1M-pound Weight class, while _, mueb when it happen- Matt Kluge placed third in the lie -.JeI, "But it grew and same weight. Freshman Dan Hall 11Ie Raacers will boot their _ meet, tbe Wisconsin CollegUte Open, Saturday. The meet will reature aD assortment of WiscoDsin stale schools and Illinois junior colI.....The tournament will start .t 9 am., with the finals starling about 6 pm., in the Pbysical Ed... - buIlcIiIICnger needs sportswriters Contact Pat Cumbie at Ranger, next to The Coffee Shoppe _1¥!··,·,·I,· ..,I{I·,·,·I,·,·,·liiliil,·,·,·!,·,I,···,I··"·!,,,·,,!·,·,·I· .!.!!l!. !!~~~~!!~!!!!~y~!!!!~~~~~!!!!!! lassified ads -~~.: ...;.,..................•. ..........•.•......••••...•....... -, .. : MORE bues and kisses- "-. 1Iae! Goiui together for- _M' _ U JI'LYNN, can I borrow It-IriIb body for a while? iii;! THE ~Ieon Waltz III at Jack I Christmas O'IIARA's neighborhood: ~ a belutiful day In tbe .. Dtck sEE Nub;. Claus at my IX-Mas Party, Dec. 10. BI Wiener, MInnIe, XMEETING Parkside Qub. Topic: "M, Scoon fIa!IMS the fiDe art of clutcb sbootinc, " : I hope It's not real Tumble. no ABE: The arass is. - .... eeDl!...:!ftpoor'COUlltry,. JILL ROCK: I've been tryinll t,o reach the beacb. Drowninc· JET SET: The name is Brad. Boy Blue. JILL ROCK. alias Jet set: The ~bIlities are endless ...! WaIBOY, YOU left your ~~ \asseS OD the slopes, r...... ¥::iP-O: Has Jesus left CbIcaCO yet? Boy. •...... Loc POP-O: AU I need an; _., -- a cool buz aDd I m fine. l:VE: YOU were great in the darkroOm Karen· MOtE: sOy GeofIe \oVeS you, too" I _, _ .. 'RANGER staff """"" ..... THEtbaDk KendY1's caad1es for to _ 'lives. ~ the b1lckODl tJWAFt:' LET'S aet to.e*w' ... Ca IU • fnaI Pace 1% the dark apin JOOII. PSGA DESERVES a COlIlpUleI' like NisoD des fa a pardoD~. BOY: NO, be's been waitillC for !be bus aD da)'. FraDL VENJSE: I'M slID boIdinI 0lIt0 C?stuffed bacc&-\trIut FespARUIDE S11JDENI'S: Wbat is Ibis fasc in tim witb stripes'~ CAlWCE: YOU .at I dIaft. Want a _ for Clltts-? PATI'Y: COIlE apin? ~ KAREN: I WIIIIl ,. In !be darVoolD. KmdJl u:NDYL: I waat ,., too. = ANYONE waat KeadJI ;a:;eit.e IIIl dMsIW ad .... _ wttII I .... Sparta iiii«'. IIIle jn mal. A ClB1aID teatun edila', ...u" dIdn·t soy • lot. IlOt ...... about slDff, but I doa't _ It • --" IIroob wwId rather u.e pia,.. style speak lor -. ... 100 Ilas set ....... IlimIeIf I_ to Iboat _ $5 per<eDl1lld IlopeIDIIy IloIp !be '- .. to the NAIA .. tiouI _ 3 d. ~ Cty. "r.. IlOl really .......... sIaoaIer; lifteeoI feft Is.. ' "y IDJ besI ~ I'"to _ the IllIt ....... ""- You ... ~ IDlIft ~ lor the ~ "If f bad • pro player Ie idolIIlfJ ....... it wwId be ... .IaMMa (of the Lao AaIeIea IAkenI Be .. tID It aD ' 4. '*'-L ....alii _ Be's&n-l" WlliIe _ DIIJ- _ -1Ireab, '.IIIIdiDI .... Ii& .. lie '1 lOt lolaof t -t," _ !be ,Ill' .,;. IIroab tIliIIb past " the PaItsIde PI » u.e aJIected the plaJOlL ..,.. _ !be IdIoal _ 100 lIooa. SaaIe poapIo ..... III Ilqot ...... PeapIe IIlIJ' a ............ tne- "' .. .--. 'S 1 __ ....... lIIiI ,.. 11 ....., a ....... ,r\oDcL "I r. ...., .. -.t, boll I lnIII ~ .. J t I ,...·.lola"'_ ... ; 5 u ." ... .... "But I 1_ ................. 1IlJ"'- ............ .,..... - .. .................... ...... ~~" I ....... : -_ ... ...... I 1Ilat'. a .... tilde. " Ranger needs sportswriters , 3 PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE Announc • I I i\ ,\ I I, II -~ STUDY BREAK COFFEE SPEC L Mon. Dec. 12 Thru WUCFlu ~-;~" CoIf .. Buy. Cup of eon.. Get • Coupon Good For A s.concI Cup of The leme SIn FREEl GOOD LUCK WITH EXA '. basketball au Claire dODlinates beaten streak to live as junior Chester Smith had a great night, leading ~ scorers With 25 points wbile pulling down 14 ~. • Jeff Dorschner, a 7-0 senior ..... ter, -,cored 19 and added 16 rebounds, a game high. The Rangers, now 3-2, were dominated on the boards all night surrendering a 45-18 edge, wbil~ pulling down only five offensive rebounds. "They pounded us on the boards," Johnson said. "They outhustled us and took the game right away from us." . , Senior Brian Diggins led Parkside with 17 points and sophomore Jay Rundles added 16. ~AIIi~At the beginning Parkside men's bas- _ Rees Johnson found in almost every posito a good recruiting - was painfully missFriday night as UW-Eau the Rangers 83-67 he- 'ty crowd of 2,500 at .ty Arena in Eau Claire. ..,missing a leader," John, ._ "We need someone to _ III al the woodwork to be ,..Jd like a guard, but it come off the bench." Ids stretched their unUW-PARKSIDE RANGERS HOST Milwaukee School of Engineering Wednesday, Dec. 14 7:30 p.m. Phy Ed Center SIT'S BUCK NIGHT! All general admission seats only $1 , Plua post-game entertainmer;f A~.nl!:;r~~ Square-oreggae music by "GYPs.y-a . ."" your ",'idated basketball t,cketl "Eoa Cloire did I Iliains," JoImsoD rJ:' ooJy bad IIine sboIs III _, but be misled eorIy and !ned 10 aJIDO bacL" Eau Claire"s .\II-Distnc:t 14l\Wd TOOl SueIbJ. beId 10 ooJy lbrft points in the lint ball ..... 1 10 the pass and eDded lip with 14 .-. "They definitely bave a bett .. team than last year," JOhnsoD added. "But wbea they <UDe dotm lor the Classic. it Will be I differeDt ballpme.'· Eau Claire Will play Partside In the Ranger Classic January , and 4 in the Phy Ed buildulc IJ1D The two teams !pm their two pmes last year. - "Eau Claire IS a tough place 10 play in," Johnson commented f n bet they ba'en't lost more than 10 games in !oar yean up there. ' The Rangers took a qw and short-lived 1-0 lead 001 Jay Randle free throw. theu the Blugolds ent ou a 7-0 spurt. Parbide called Its first time out and was do"" 21-11 The Rangers closed to within live at 30-25, but a free throw IDlSS and a tumov er, and anolbe< Eau Claire lHl streak, and the BIUIOIds led It lbe balf 44-31 "I t.alIted about bemc more aggressive," said Jollnson about hi> halftime t.alIt "It came do_ to who wanted it more." At halItime. Eau Claire had a 17- 6 edge in rebounds, boiding Parbide to one off ..... ve board. e couldn't get the oecOIld sbot III game," JoImsou said. "We Deed 10' get menlll tough".... That's a big key to our team When we ha\. !hat we can get bett er," 10 the oecood ball. Eau Claire coasted through tholt o1most perfectly~ecuted off .... wbile IlaId109 lbe Rancen 10 at least • I$- point cushion EN: Womeldorf lPven the ........ VIIble task of guardinc the ....... foot Donchner, fouled out lb ~ 58 left In the _ 'Erik did • good job OIl bJm." <OI<h_ added "WbeD be stayed WIth 111m, be beld Ium UChL Dorscbner blo<ted Iwo PortsIde sbots ud pI-tmded two otheD. prurilllIis IUftlClh Ia the middle Tbe Roncen bead bIcI< 00 the rOld Friday .,"Inst OaUnd (Midup.) IJld Sliurdly It St Jnoel>b's a-I '"We ..... I Jot al wort to do." JobnoOCl said. h pve Ill. cbaIItDce 10 ploy - " "We _ the JDUiDp 01 I good tam. bolt we ..... ~.free 1hrDWS 10 wort 00. ADd wbea yoa ...,'t get 1M ... ill the -, lbeft·. DOt IIIlICIl yDII CIII do .. Tbe Ilqtft thea __ to l.Ice MihrI.... ScIIDaI al EncI- ..... OIlDet.I4. Support Parkside Athletics Pollard paints famous athletes ..,Mortr ........ Be'" en.... the Ia opons Irum ~~ J..s- to DC boIIlmIdAlfBe .... dill ortiIl 01 tIoe Mi!-'-"'. Ilnw- ... • tIoe IlIIdts ... the ... yws. Be .... drnll ooJy ClIle • '-' 18 bis eoreor - -PIrUIde Be Is KeDoIIo _ Geaqe fill. IonI. .-Ibis __ be DD ,.-.oItbe~_. . lIaII '-' GIl .. d1aIDc - ...... I'IlIsN Is ..". nptImidjr oboat WI _ ..... the CGIIoIl* fIIIb. be I .... produ<t. lie .... "'non _ II .-y <DlIoIa. ....... .....w I lIIis. "AI plies .. IlsIDe, ,. ....... lIoeny 10 Rocbe. 1M .... 1riIIl_" -...... '« 2' Pel- ..... -.It .. DIe Brews . .. '" ......... Be ..... ........... ' 'M""'" ......_-- "1 , .. MylIoIIlc18 1DOt· " lie ......- _ lIDt .....,.. ne_ .. .............. ..,.. ... ,..-tolll lib ....illeII -."PoIIInI .-eII~ ... ...a, .....,. IsS lie "" -'elJnr--plIIIIIo." dos6oI ....... "g". r. K \ .1Ioe1sS.... nr - --- --- I nan. Deceder', ltI3 'Letters to the EditorI· Music column discussed To \be !'.dIl« ......... Dt. to \be Iotest (1)0" II .... a( \be RaDc<L .... ore. lew ... «daM to be made all the "So 1\ Goea ' coluIIIn f'\nl a( all, U2 _er lI1lCW an .Ib.m tlltillod • Pornou.phy .. lboir 0Il1y three alb..... an "Boy," UCk:l ber," aDd. "v,u.·· In lhat order Fw1hermore. Paul 'dI<r lI\Oy _ caII<d 1\ q 15 Ib \be Jam. bal lie .... lID« lormed • IfOlJP ..... as \be Slylo CouD<il. lboir ..... Is beavllJ aoaJ..lDIIlIOIl<ed ...... \be "- • ''B<at SamllcIor Joe StrunuDer and Paul ......... are lhe only onl .... 1 mm,q mernb<n a( 'I'V CIasb aIIer bavinI receDlIy ~ Mid< Jooeo oul 01 \be FOUl'- Apputlllly his ..... (mlllicaJ or poIllieaJ') bad otrayod Inlm 1M poup. "'iP"! - or ~ "",.." Mid< Jooeo qaIclIy joined up wlib two lormer EnlIisII Ileal members and • poup QUod Gen ral Public IW - lormed FInally, .1 Is true that MTV COIllalns "Iarce amounts 01 sa and viol ,"bul more ImportallUy. il Is racist In 115 exclusion 01 black artIsU Escopl lor the overexposed Mkillaol __ and PrIDce 'I1deos. ...., artiIlI 'i '-I)' .-alii oft \be playllolo. MTV II • muItl-mil11oo doIIor buIiJ><:a I1ID by es«uUva ID lhree-piece owll I .-er tbou&ht tbat Iwould rome to llunl< 01 rid and roU and Ibe <stablisll· meat beillI _ and \be same. Jefl Vbca"l Feature Editor'. Note· Itbal* Mr. Iftoplc lor bio let- ... It clispiUffl \be rumor \bal aD Partside stud<DIs ore .palbeli<. U2 released "PomocraJIIly" as • UK a1bum • lew yean back. Js1and R«ordo bas yet 10 _ It ID \be US, lor reasons knoW1l only 10 tb<mseIves II coolalns material unavailablo oa any Americ:aD records 'I'V SIyIo CouD<il. wbile provid- ... ocaoioaaI -'" 01 briIlian«, 11M yel to ...... III ..... Ulity Two a( Wok'. lint three UK siDIJes (Loac. Hot Summer' and 'Moaey· Go-RoUDd'1 reIJ oa • moaoIooousIy repetitive c:!lonIs Istill mounI \be J_ 'I1lere _ • typo in tile par. 'IfapII COD<ffIIiD& tile Clasb. 'I'V aeale""e dllpuUq Ibe Clasb's "Metbod and Modus 0penDdi" sbouId bawe rae! • MesJlIe and Modus 0peraDdi." I llunl< tile SODt-. obould make some sort 01 _DOW. ADd while MTV is still racist •• 1 1east it is cl\angInI (albeit with the s~d 01 • crippled lortoise), M1Dority videos an slowly seeping iIllo \be prone programming bours. 0lM0usIy • m.ch closer 1oסi< needs to lie tUm. and • hlUe Vlewer ...-e cou1dD't burt • But I still object to \be Iarce amounts 01 gratuilous, grapbic ses and violen<e, depicted by many o[ the so·c.lled "He.vy Met.l" groups. W,lb the nwnber o[ cbi!· drea pirunc access to the statioll, I belJe-et that a more responsible prou.mminl ellorl sbo.ld be made. Students locked out(in?) After • recent PAD Colleebouse perfonnance in lbe Unioa Buaar, I discoVered an amazing f.cl-:the gate between the Union Bridge and Molinaro HaU IS locked at the strangesl (dwnbestl times. . . Since the campus is open until rrudnighl, I never figured !hat students wo.ld be barric.ded out of .. ther building. B.t, as many • prophet has said, .never assu· me anything....,.en that an open campus IS reaDy an open campus and tbat adults can teU time. r"e encountered the same locked siluation many times in the past, but never as early as 10:35, as was Ibis last time. Needless 10 say. [ became very perturbed .t this inconvenience. After all. the outside temperature was about 20 decrees and my winler coat was in the WLLC office-the one the locked gate kept me three buildings .... y!rom. I did what I bad 10 do-find somebody 10 .bitch at. Not kDowing esacUy which penple couldn't teU the lime correctly or know \be definition o~ "open campus," I tbouihl o[ Ibe perfect scapegoat [or such a situ- .tion-Security. Everybody blames them lor everyt1lIDg. so I figured tbal tIley must b.ve locked the gate . Aft ... calling Security lrom \be Union (using my fuUblown. pissed oil, nasty tone 01 voicel. I was told !hal an o/llcer would be rigbt there to open the lale. f returned. I ted as long as I wanted 10 (only four or five mID.t of course) and left to by 10 better my first nasty phone caU. BIll 011 Ibe way, I ran into somebody who is in the John Kn,-alic CODlDlittee . shortsighted To \be Edltor I bow a( at 1east ODe' dub aod maJor orpuualioo that .... cIeDled tbesr requesll to sponsor <DIs lor WIDt... Camival. \\by' Ilea-. \bey 1.1Ied 10 subnul lbeJr IfCistralion lorms on ov. 28 -WIDIer CamIvaI IS schtdu1td lor Feb. 13' CollI, Ibet an esteslded dead1IDe would ba .. IW1ed \be Wlnt ... Car· nival committee; aU \be estra papeswort. you know. 011 a campus where everyone SCftlilIIlS about \be student .pathy. it seems incrtd1b1y asuune to deay anyooe • _ 10 partiClpale ID an actIVJly desi&J>ed to promote student involvement by Ken M'eyer Editor Union·Know·How and I was lold !hat Union ....... sors are in charge of locking the gate. So, I turned.., wrath on Ihe lirst supervisor I encountered. He Aid be'd be right .p to lei me through. I returned, but bf then, a Security olficer was there because 01 IlI7 linl phone call. . Inwardly, IIe1l ashamed: it wasn'l Security .11allIL (I laler lound out thai almost ball 01 lbe Security olIIcers do indeed know how 10 [ell time and can deIiDe "open campus," but I guess Union supervisors _. long way to go to equal such knowledge.) And then • lew days later il dawned on me. '!be . Union supervisors are only lollowing orders from up .bove (no, nol Ibat high up). Their plan is two-fold. First, il wiU help with tho problem o[ st.dent retention. (Firsl the gate, aad then the doors and windows.) Second, they want 10 separate the serious drinkers Irom the serious studealJ, because the longer serious drinkers are locked ID tho Union, the less money the Union wiU lose Ibis year. Write a Letter to the Editor .... . . WRITERS Jamc,e Cbase, CuI CbemoaotI, Karl DixoD, Micbael Fircbow, Mary K.ddau. Bob lCiesUnl, KeacIyI-Marie LinD, Rid< Luebi'. RDbb1.Debr, .TlIIWbI~:,=:: Did: ObesbnIIler, Bill NIct Tllame, Sarah IJbIIc PHOTOGRAPHERS - ElcbhorD. Todd Herbst, PbiI JeIlusiU. 0- MeEvoJ, Masood _ fiq, Karell -. Gary -.. Ken Me, _ Edltor ... n Tun'delc:z N Eclltor JolIn Konlk: Future EcIIlor P_Cu_ SportaE_ MlchHl K_ _ Editor Andy lIuchenan B M8n8ller Cetllertne Ch8t(ee Adve",.1ng M8JI8lIer Jen WIcks Dlalril>utlon Me_ Pel Hen.18lt A Bu M8ft8llW • • ",....uy, December a, 1113 'WLLC blackout tout? Where were you when the lights. 'Yen . 'z ..... TwokI<kS News EdIW .... bide studmls _ left In lIledllltlorlboutHboUnOft Tbanday, Der. I. __ WU£ apao.ed • bIadaJUt. • 1lIe ......... was ca...... by • ......... tnmt- <OiL "Our JlIGIIIe __ -'inC ill_iundioD with • ~ CGlIIPIIIJ dledr;- .. tile !liP voIIaIe IJIIem 011 cam- ...... 'l1leJ bad to _1iR tile wlloIe bloildiaI lor • leW JDiDU\eS .- tbeJ tun>ed tile ..- IcIrlD« GIl _ 01 tile CIIIiII ......... out," said Jad< Dpdley. PlIJ*aI PlIat diI«IlIr • A_. ' _ ,...,. ...... ,_ .... -- Photos by Dave McEvoy I I EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR NEEDED United Counctl has a lull lIme staft position available for .n eJ<8Culivedirector Wllh budgeting and IiscaI man- .gemenl experoence. Applicanls musl have slrong leadership skills In order 10 efteclively direcl and chair commillee meetings. ThiS posilion ofters substantial sal8ry .nd benefl\S. 4)e.1II Ie Dec. "" pnftloll ..... bl. Iinm.dIalely ·uc _·,~ PIe nd ...... _ to Unlled Councl • ....._- r s ,-- WI 53703 • - • A trud_ wu borrOwed from "'1I<oMiII Electric power C , y. "",. tint ti~ _ d l!d aDd c:ouIdD'l "" .-.; ...."''1set tile ........ _ antiJ 'I '....",.rabid< JlIGIIIe aDd 1M"'_Ie Eledrie people waned aaIi1 7 a.m. Fridoy ....... ....I'll...... liDo," said DudleY. "I was ...., lmpi Cd'~ by \be way people bandItd \be IitualiOll. We didn'l receive any complainls. PoopIe only cal1ed to fmd oul when \be IiCbts would come bad on. We I'll poSIbVe altilud es lrom the stu' denis, bcully and stafl," Dudley added. ",. Litnry Learning Center was elosed aD day Thursday. Tables sel ... ia MaiD PIa<e beea/De a pseudo 1Ibnry lor students who wanled 10 study. Ollie.. in WLLC were closed most 01 the day. The Career Plannin& and P1acemenl secretary said sbe wenl borne becauseher leel ......, eotd, w1lile the Job Service penon and the division direetor sal by \be wiDcIows to do their wort. PSGA (Parbide Siudeni Governmenl Association) and the Ranger offices worted by candleliebl since oeither oIfiee bas outside wiDdows. "People took advantage 01 the dark llld slept 011 \be coudI and others went to \be UIliOII," said Jeanne IIDs*er-PbillipI, PSGA President. 'The CoUee Sboppe was able to eontiDue selling a limiled menu 01 rollee from thermoses, sweel rolls, donuts and cookies. "We used candles lor IiCbting and moved all the lood upstairs. Everyone who usuaDy eals in the Collee Shoppe earne to the cafeteria. We opened Union 104 and 106 for additional .-ullllll-"" ... YO\lIllAY NOT NEED ~~ /- UlI_ ..·8UT ,.,-. E36°c)~'Y• • •. -.n KENO· ,- ,.- w:~;~.~_~);:: Ph. 854-0241 ~ HourS: --'!-~~= .. _fit •• ·.:... Kenosha's Finest Rod P. Bruno, Owner dinning room .. seating," said 1'Il Nora, food service manager. The lemporary translolIII<I'lUll up outside by the north eM 0111IO library. Dudley said thai ParUide~ translonner has been sent out •• rebuill, which may take \110 dayllo two months. "t FIRST Ni\TlONAL B.tNK Of Kenosh. DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE IIlITO BliNK . 24.HOllR TfLUI BRISTOL LEi\Si\NT p,"IJIE SOMERS ....OHU .. nsl lifE -- • ftwd:ou fsmDi.LaIl A "Quark" of fate ....... Wi '. ,side _ • eoIIIIIII lIam -~--~ ...... AI" " tI. ewe:, .,.ell -.I __ .... ..-s PIlat- • ",oIcislJ 10 1Iw • pulled up .... lilt ....,w) -'1 FrldIJ ........IIlarled 10 mIbt 1Iw ... JBIIlIINdo 01 1Iw opentIoas ......... 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III prabt iIIIO 1Iw __ DIp 01 ..-. 'I1lt IdaoI portide .. <tla_ II· .. 1IeI. _ ~ tbt arouDd .. • cIrniIr t-' lour miltl ...-d- A IlrilII 01 ........... -.II 11 lett ........... tbt tn<t tbt ..- "-" -tilt portIdes 10 be IC' ClIIonted -will IoIIoor The bum II .«eler.ttd to ........ C>IlCbmc tbII 0/1iCbt it· ItIl By 1Iw tDd 0( Ibis procell -.II \JldMCIuII prGlOll will toke oaIJ tWfDlJ'.malhoDtbs of • second ( st<ODdsl 10 complttt • Ioar milt lip Al opetds au<b u IIleIt tbt IDIII 0( tbt portIdt ...n -.- '" • /odor 01 tOO. In IC' «lldoD<e .. til EImItin'I IIleocy 0( reIIli¥ltJ 0Ift tbt -.. bas ra<btd 1Iw cItsIrtd speoods It is lOIIlO'td from illoctIlt IIId is cIln<ttd to IIs IarItI IJInc It tilt tile! of IDOtht< tUDDtl. ..... Ktlal to the atttierator The \'ioIalI reu!tJo& coUisioOI art 'pboIoF>fbtd IIId stllClltd. yitIcIiDc tbt noaIII lbot old tbt FtrmiIab IdtDlilts in tbtir quest loe tbt IIItJmate pu1iclt Fermilab .... out ollbe iIlltmatioaaJ scent' loe a wbJle as It .... bttnC l'llOdtrni1td nus mocItroIzIbOn e<ml1tuted • plactmtlll 01 • se<ood. super<Ollductul& senes 01 ftllIDtI.s In lbe lour mil. loop Apart from lDCr9SlDC Ftrmilab's poltlltla1 mllln,lold tbt ..... amy abo .... some ~miIIioo In eltc· 1IIdIJ-·,...· 'I1lt lrIp, ..tlicb ..... sponoortd by Parksid.'s Pbl'sics club, lasltd roughly eiiht bo\ln By lb. end of Ibis time the nature 01 matter. 11 still mysterious. at leasl seemed more atttsSiblt over all FOR YOUR USED BOOKS! WE PAY 50°/ UP TO /0 We buy aIr USED textbooks .... WHETHER USED HERE OR NOT ",QIIIM:II"I'-.r" __ TIM8DECo15 16 19 ·22 23 9:00 . 3:00 WHERB ALCOVE BESIDE : CAMPUS STOR • FOR YOUR USED TEXTBOOKS 9:00 -4:30 9:00 - 3:00 9:00 - 7:00 !lANGJ:ll a - OM of \Ile more __ d1splaytn .neaded lut .... k.od·s Holid.y Arts/Crafts lair mysdf to lb. loliowlng: To remember those who truly ottd gilts, To express my love lor my lamily and friends ill more dirtct ways than presents, To rededicate myseU to the spiritual growth 0/ my lamily, To eumine my holiday activities in light of lbe true spirit of Christmas, To initiate one act 01 peac.making wilbill my circle of lamilies and friends, After reading lbe pledge. evaluate _t is important to you during lbe holiday season, This book provides help in the form 01 lboughtprovoking lests. One of lbe chapters in the book deals wilb "The Four Things Children Really Want lor Christmas," The authors maintain lbat children really want and need just lour basic It·s only 24 more day. until QIristmaS. Ho.. am 1tver going to bt ready lor Christmas? 1still have 10 study lor fmaJs, 1 still need to write two relearcb papers. I baveo't ."en btgun to do my QIristmaS shopping As 1 thought about the corning boliday season 1 ... odored bo.. 1 could make lbe boliday s.asoo moct pleasant and meaningflll to my cbildren. Can you break out of Ibis cyclt? One 01 lbe places that 1 lID starting is by ~ding the book UaphIc \Ile ClIrtstmas M_ by Jo Robmson and Jean Coppock staecbeIi. First you need to lake tbt Christmas pledge, 'I1lt BoIIc1Iy PIedg. BIM moe Ia tilt beauty IIId slmp1Jc. It)' 0( tbt boIIday _D, I commit Tel. (715) 845·2846 EXPERIENCE THE DIFFERENCE .•• SKI RIB UNTAIN WEEKEND PACKAGE ,,,nUDES LIfT TICKETS AS lOW AS '5750* PER PERSON 8AS£D O"l DOUBLE OCCUPANCY 3 DAY MIDWEEK PACKAGE 1';cLUD£S LIfT TICKETS AS lOW AS '6975* PER PERSON BASED ON DOUBLE OCCUPANCY 8 Slopes. 2 Rope Tows, 2 T·Bars, 2 Chair lifts. lessons. Rental and lodging • IS OUNTAIN -~ 'Ql ,,'.-m"S1MllO For further information and reservations contact Box 387 Wausau. ·WI 54401 d ~ :==~~:.~••••••!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!""'!ii!"";-;; - ... D • .-a. diiJi. - 1,'- Drama J,)JmArtmen\. Many hands (and a comput~r) .......a e theater lights work ., ConI ........ an ....... .-d Ia mort IIIlI __ aopectI 01 -tdIJ III III Pu\slde. IlnmI ~ • , ".. " t, I\lr dl PAIl............ *but were afraid to ask ********** p.m. on Monday. and at 915 p.m. on Tuesday. '"'" p.rkside V,ind Enstmble .,nbe boIdin& • coacort tonighl .t ********** tbt CoInm Arts ,"""t.. AdmJssioo Do yoo need to gel into lbe spuit I door IS $\ lor siudents and 01 \be seasoo~ II so. "A Cbristmas ......,., 52 lor othen Carollt (G). should put you into il ********** Yoo can see llus oldie but goodie on Tuesday at 7 pm. lJ1 lbe Uoion CInema. Spansored by PAR • y. Soda1 Science Round Table eoo<ern itselJ ,.,lb "Re.. ********** C.. •• Fo .. ip PoUt): "'ute,or 8appnt'd1O e-ta.iArno!'Dt"!" Wednesday's activities mclude a Presented bY Prol iIbe Curtis. free coo<ert leaturing lbe Wind En· f_ procnm will take pIxe .1 semble. This concert will lake place ooon III l!1IIOIl I lJ1 !IIaIll Place .1 \ p.m. ********** ********** oaday, the Parkside And last, but ootleast. lbere will Cllo<aIe Clwnbe< SiDgen WIll be a daDce Wednesday lJ1 \be Union preoIll a procnm of cboraI mllSl< Squore .. Ieatunng "Gypsy FarL" .1 I pm. III Main PIa<:e It'. lree A_ to lbe dance is lree and IIwill make • I\IC1! break lD a WlIb your baskelbal\ tidet Span· __ Monday sored by Student We. ********** ********** AllOlber lreebte 01 tbt ...... is That does it lor llus week. Tune the Union's ,1deo. This week's IS III _ lime lor more IIID activiti .. ,.Mr IW\," ODdwill be .-.. .t I .. "Week lithe PaIi," Jl*V ...... II h "As fir • I _. It's tbt oaIJ ~ ... 01 Its kiDd ID tbt tbtal« yet. wbtft the7 ..... ~ <UIIlpul« IIld Ibty Illleriace them 10 ,.,.. .... "'" 1i&bts 011 them '1bls IS • stancIanI Apple IlE tOrIIpulef ' said Scboe<1oII, "and au I bappem is \be disIt is used to set il up to run \be bgh lust \ike • standard soil disIt And lbtD lbere lit ....... 01 cimaI boards lD tbt baek thai plUl lD to provide tbt inlonnauon t<Hht .--. tIlIt lie 011 the 1l&blillC .,-... Tbtre _ many IDOl lor • comput« III 1l&b1llll that <Ould DOt pasubIy be dont manually lDtnate JooPnI. croaIad1nc IIIlI _ .- ,parti<UIar SUles 01 wbtft the lIP" lit SIItinC at Ittf parti<uIar umel _ the bieaest ad- -taaea It aIIO is bolter In that you <aD msert up to teo cues be- _ Illy _ .. number rut. SIIICt \be compul .. IS lD baSIc 1aJlCUICt. That IS -.etJunc \bat could DOt be dont WlIb any nth.. system. It takes a lot 01 ume to design and recoed au 01 the bghting cues """ 0kbY ... die Apple D E, lor each sIlow. For Hold Me about .cl or 50 boon ..,., spent wortlDg on rec:ord1ni cues· '"'" bghting operator', job is to run the board during Ibe sIlow and aIIO to recoed \be cues Thell&htilli design" telb \be operator wbat Everything you always wanted to know about Parkside * Park cbarUltl and level he ...ants and wbat 10 record. And electricians belp set up Ibe tights, Scboeooll said. "This computer IS completely accessible to lighting studeots who are ...orlting on a silo.... Only about live or six people ImoW how to run it so lar. because it lakes a little lime to learn, _ "One 01 the nice things about tilt drama program here is \bat you get a cbance to do llus Itlnd 01 thIncwork on the computer or sound," added Schoenoll. "In larger sd100Ia you'd bave to be • grad studtlll to do this." Y-fk) -w--- c Russia's revenge: swift and merciless ., RkkIM* TlllIae ol.. wIlo suniwd. ~ ftIIIbor lint will bold I opeodoI '. It _ .. elWIII* olllle ........ itIllIt _ ol lIle bmun splrlt. It Ibowo!d !bit. DO motter wIlIt lIle ocMnlly. _Ie COD 1m IOlIM! lleIIlbIoII<e 01 I normaJ We. People welt throUJb tbeir llSIIa1 terIa 01 daily ...,,11. Of coww, lbere were tbose wIlo took _ lIJe 01 the Iltu1tion 1'llen _ 1ooIiaJ. piIIIJlDJ IIId __ Ibeml-. wbicb I WIll DOt -.. 110ft due to my impeccable lisle. Sulfa It to DY tbll. If I bIcI my WlY. lbeR people woaId be IboIID lIle oct (DO JIUD lit- -I Yes. De<ember flnt will Uve foreft( In our nunds It ..... on Ott\lt. -.. !bit will blunt me forrYtl'. But It least we cln teD oar JI'IIIdcbIIdreI thot they were hdy DOt to bIYe been I port 01 •.~ o-t WLLC BIIdtouI of IlIlI3! 'l'be rusons for the bIa<kout ore DOt enlirely clear. boweoer m· deDce points to the Soviet Union I ...... w"""",.ed proof thai the """.-lilKionMlof power .... in direct relIIiIlion lor lIle bannIn& of Soviet dIpIamots IIId journalists from RadDe IIId Kl!I'IOIbIcounties. ~ Russians ore IIIC'Y thot, IS a ...wt 01 Ibis bin. they will not be Ible to Illelld Sllmon·a-Roma. Cobo-ramo IIId the intemalionaUy ICclaimI!d IIId mud> beloved Kraut Festivil ~ Soviet agents decided to inlomIpl power aDd chsrupt the great Ameri<:aD educllJona1 system. By lIle lime they reoIizI!d that this ..... I'Irbide they were lIIkinc Ibout. it _100 late. 'l'be deed was dolle. III my CJIliIlion. our retribntion sbouJd be SWIft aDd devostoting. We should toilet-paper Red Square. sbort-5!leel Andropov's bed, or sUp Gromyto a dribble glass. The lime is now! We must bolt Ibis Soviet ocgreslion IIld If we must raort to desperote masures. so be It. •••••••••• The long-standing undeclared war between Rocine and Kenosha erupted into fuD-fll!dged combat today with a sneak atlack on HorUc:t IlltemationaJ Airport. Several Piper Cubs were damag. ed as weD as a Cessuo 174. ~ Air Coupe. _ unburt. This Ii< strike ICCOIIIpanied by I crouDd ult on the beadquarters 01 the Rocine Morines. Several marines were killed. and mlDy injured. As lIle attock began. S. C. Johnson took off in ms Leu (DO ....... tion) Jet. This jet is equipped as an aerial command station. from wbldI Mr. Johnson will coordinate lIle retaliatory barrage. The I.... sions, wbicb has been escalating for yellS, finaDy come to a head with lIle discovery that Kenosha had deployed nuclear warheads in Som· en. Let us pray for a swift end to this borrible war. God is on our side. aDd. with His help, Rocine wiD drive badt to the invIding beathen board, alld peace wiD be restored to this. the cradle of civilization. Once Ober Easy To ave and to have not (or, not to have had not) Whal is a ha"e' Someone who has more than a have nol Whal is a hive not? A hav~ not is someone with hltle compared to a have. HIves ahiaY' want to get more ODd have DOts wont to have aU they con get. Having is a successful get. GetIiDJ is I sucxessfuI WlIJIl. GetliDJ is directly ..... ted to having. lllves get what they WlIJIl. Have nols do not get wIlIt lIle haves bove. 111... by DOl ~ as IIIIICb. bIYe DOts ore plocl!d in a paoIIIaa 01 __ _ WIIItIDC is I dllrlCterillic ol baIIl U- ODd bove DOlI. 1Ioves ....-.e nols IIWIys _ more. but CIIIIy lIle boves get wbIl they WIIIL ne bIwe nols _ ..... ..., "''1 lit. "'*" II wbIl tile .... -.e. Orillr. ...................... ...................... .. ol ~.ne ....... woaId 111 ....... ..... _ol ...,bne. -.Ftne; " 11 ....... :_ I .... DOt...... :' eC Jonr, \ . ,....... status. survive in a have world? It depends on whal tjley want. If they want more than the can have. these former have nots could gel what they don·t want Haves becoming have nots IS certainly not whal they wanl Such a want IS not one to have. Getling wIlIt they have IS haD the battle. 'l'be _ haD is gelling more. Los· ing what they have is lite have nots receivinI twice as mud> as they bIYe. but in reverse. HIves do not want to be have DOlI. n lites too mud> gelling to be I bIYe. To a have. a have not is _ with so mud> .... than -liDC is somethin& lIley have to do. Hafts do DOl have to want. bul lIleJ do. 1brouIh lIle process of JllUing. U- bec:Ome immune to DOt -'inJ. So they keep wanting IIld JllUing and bIving. Oa lIle allier bIIId. bove DOts _ to be bIves. To I ...... DOl. till ... 10 be I ........ is lIron&er ... I bove DOt WIDliDJ III be I -.e DOt.Tbey WIIIL but they don't Jilt 10 tlIIy doD'I bIYe. have what they have. When they want, haves will have a go at getling anything, but they don't need as much. The fear of getling too much is never present in- a have not. Not having in the first place is impetus enougb to gel something. Anything. Everything. Now. the thing Ihat bothers haves is losing their wants to the have DOts. Haves have what the have DOts want. The have nots want wIlIt lIle haves have. If have nots get what the haves have. then the wantin& in haves rouId reduce their getting. BuI, as explained above. haves CIDnol have not wanting. What bolben have DOts is aD lIle getting 01 the ha.... Haves aDd bIYe DOts will sometimes have tile same __ but getting is only JOl• ten by lIle boves. lllve DOts need _ 6ecouse 01 their not getlIDg. HoviDC is I bove not'. dranI . Not ....... is I ........1IiJblmore . .. ....... '" .- '.::bYJL~ Students cop-out by Nick Tbome Iwas walking down the hall towlrd the newspaper ollice the other day when I noticed these multicolored barrels in the many IocItiQnS along my route. A. I was passing nne of the brigbt barrels. a highly educated college student dropped a large Cote glass into the eentainer. That highly educaled student filled to read the sign above the barrel that said: "To the children of RociDe and Kenosha. From the students al Parkside. II ~ conlained was intended as a drop-off point for the Student Orga' nizalJona1 Council's Toys for Kids program. not a refuse coDecting point. How would you like to get .. empty Coke cup for Chrisbnas? Parltside students sbould leel shame and guilt! Do you feel bad? Good. now do something to c1..... your soul. Attend tonight's Toysf • Kids Dance, The doors to Union Square -m open at 8 p.m. Admission to !be dance is a toy or two doUan. N0nstudents are welcome. The mualt wiD be provided hy sty High, a Racine-based country rock baIId. H you can't attend the dance you can stiD cl...... your soul Fi day by dropping a toy into one of the barrels. However, Friday is !be last day for you to give. The toys don·t have to be new. but thty sbould be nice. PI ..... no Bags '0 BroIten Glass. . THE TOP 10 BEST-SEUING ALBUMS AND SINGLES AND TBB TOP 10 WORST-SEUlNG SINGLES. ACCORDING TO CASHBOX. TOP TEN ALBUMS I) SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER-SOUNDTRACK 1977 2) RUMOURS-FLEETWOOD MAC 1977 3) THRILLER-MICHAEL JACKSON 1983 4) SYNCRONcrrY (SO FAR)-THE POLICE 1983 5) BUSINESS AS USUAL-MEN AT WORK 1982 6) ABBEY ROAD-THE BEATLES 1969 7) SGT. PEPPER'S LONELY HEARTS CLUB BAND-THE BEATLES 1967 8) 52ND STREET-BILLY JOEL 1978 9) WooDSTOCK-SOUNDTRACK 1968 10) TATI'OO YOU-THE ROLLING STONES 1982 BEST SINGLES I) CHERRY PINK AND APPLE BLOSSOM WlllTE-PEREZ PRADO 1961 2) PHYSICAL--{)LlVlA NEWTON-JOHN 1982 3) BETI'E DAVIS EVES-KIM CARNES 1981 4) ENDLESS LOVE-DIANA ROSS & LIONEL RITCHIE 1981 5) THE TWIST-aIUBBY CHECKER 1960 & 1962 6) BILLIE JEAN-MICHAEL JACKSON 1983 7) EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE-THE POLICE 1983 8) HEY JUDE-THE BEATLES 1968 9) PLEASE MR. POSTMAN-THE CARPENTERS 1977 • 10) (I CAN'T GET NO) SATISFACTION-ROLLING STONES 1965 WORST SINGLES I) OH MY MY-THE MONKEES 1970 2) SIE LIEBT DIC'I' (SHE LOVES YOU)- THE BEA TLES 1964 3) I'M RAPPY JUST TO DANCE wrm YOUTHE BEATLES 1964 4) SOFl'LY. AS I LEAVE YOU-ELVIS PRESLEY lJ77 51 IT'S ONt Y MAKE BELIEVE-GLEN CAMPBELL 1971 51 ISLANDS OF LOST SOULS-BLONDIE IlII2 7) TlIANK YOU GIRL-THE BEATLES 11M I) THOSE GOOD OLD DREAMS-THE CARPENTERs 11111 tITHE ELVlS MEDLEY-ELVIS PRESLEY 11112 _ __ It_I_A_DA...Y.....IJ.'l_THE........ I_JPE.,;....THE-..;.;.BEA,;.;,.:n..:.ES.;,;.,I;;,.;...__ ,..JI. . ........................................ .2 22SiS), Mias, 0, lAS ....... - - :-:.: :.: ~...............•.•.................... '. -:-:.-.:.:--.;.'-:.:.:-:- -:-:':'.-:':';';':-:'.':' :.:.: :-.";':.:.:.: ..'...•...•. - -.......•.....•.....•.-.- -...•.•....... '.' :.:.: .•.•.••.•........•.•., ."..: . ............•..•• ;;•..•............ ..........:.:-:-:.:.:.:-:..:.:-:.:.:-:....... i: Classified ads -;-.. ······.·.·.·.·s.·.·.·.·.·.·.········ ..........:-::.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.: , ···m Wanted ROOM MATE wanted to share IIOlth Racine Flat. 59614 or 632-4045. ORGANIZED GROUP or individual to promote nwnber one Spring Break trip to Daytona Beach. If you are interested, please call (414) 781~SS IM- .MEDIATELY, or write: Designen of Travel, 402S N. 124th St., Brookfield WI 5300S. REWARD: Free Spring Break trip to Daytona Beach plus commission money. Services Offered TYPING--eoMPOSlTION, researcb and term papers, resumes, correspondence. Fast and dependable. Reasonable rates. Marilyn Elicheck, 862- 2290. Wild Life •• TIJO ~€ rJIr/teRS SHoT POW~!.. A c~ 1301\'\& ~1Pf'€D i!H10V(,.~PI€" ClOU,->· Tow>.) ARffA !.. , \ I J!fT£R ALl:r/iESE. .:.,-" c :.;.:.;.;.;.;.:.' •....•....•.••••• ,;. ..:.:.:.:.:.;:.:.:-..:.; :.: :.; : :..,.! .·i·i·.·... • ................ ~ '.' .. :._.t.;.,.. -.._ :.·.-_·_·.·.··· . Personals LORI E.: I love you. Greg .: PATTY: TIlE things you eat are mighty strange. (Is it against the law?) Do you cook them on the range or do you eat tbem raw? Burma Shave. COMING SOON: Cwnbie's Kitchen . KENDYL: KAREN wants to see you in the darkroom. PATTY: IF you keep it up, I'm goang to get a swelled head. rl TALLENT GALS: Too cold for picnic. How about wienie roast? PEON: YOU have to clean up the next elevator "dump." KIFF: I want your body ...your mind ..your bank account. BJ KAY: I still love you. Beej. PATTY: WE wondered why Joe hadn't left you yet. jk, cc & rl. P A.TTY: WHAT you eat is yOUl' ." BNo ISRI\Et.. ilIRE:'lrENS MoRE" AI!1~Ij(ES IN ReTIH-I~nOtJ. ) 1/,. All in the Faculty f/~~f. yE."p.s 0 F AciAl~", DEVOTION, I 0 D£SE /'tv!. A UTTUl. L-::=' l? CoNs /1) £Oil," /otl... I V£ I3E~1'lUE~l!. Fol4 'fov! l'vl! N£LF'1l0 'Iou AJ.L. AI..cwC,f' R£HEMGEll. Wtlo IT w~sWHo PI/I' '(ollTtlllo~H M I.\)I c:Al- 5cJlOol.? ITWAS~ ITAAti WHO!'·'---.J by John Kovalic r-----.:.......---. own business. jk, rl. PATTY: I know what you're after. You can't have it, but you can borrow it whenever you want. V.F.C.A.H., R.L. JOHN: I'VE missed seeing you on the bus. Robun. LEFI'Y: IT'S only fun when it's hard, but half the fun is getting there. AnDgo. MICHELE: HOPEFULLY your bliss will be pennanent. Amigo. BOB, CANDLES, incense, champagne and grey flannel; it's a night in heaven. C.A.B. SIGN UP now, Larry's Bigfoot Safari. Limited seating available. GLEN M.: Next time we go away for the weekend, don't leave your little red bikinis in our bathroom. DUSTY: CENTRALLY located sin-infested street corner needed, Manic Billy. BIG JOHN: It will be cold JanII",!> 1l!/ITS Tlte- IVe;W S no", Bclll:or. \ uary in Sherwood while you're on crusade. Maid Marian. KATE: WANNA manage my ads?? John. . KENDYL: EVER heard the phrase, "If'you had balf a brain, you'd be dangerous?" No need to worry. You're a very safe penon. JlLLROCK: (AUAS Jet Set): I want to grease down and slide all over your body like a snake. ZZ HEY KRISTEN: Read Greg's. Pass it on, ZZ BOOGIE WOOGIE all night long. Blow your ZZ. The eliminators. BABE: INCENSE, incense, champagne and grey flannel. A night in heaven. Sputz. SCRUFFY: LOVE and trust work together and I need both! Don't be insecure-you're mine forever. I love you!! Always, OF'F .(..1AL. ,•.•uut 01'"lit!!' I"'" S""'ME"R o~~,.p" 611""'...., your little snow bunny. TJ, M-W·F don't seem that bad anymore. Keep those champagne lips in order, suck face. MATTIlEW, HOW does third floor library sound? HP KURT: DOES a calm person like you share? Hoping!! Conllnued on Page 13" !Pi -v--J.I Ir (lJlbr Pwffl P!Joppr '-~ I PARKSIDE UNION 10:11I am - 4:00 pm • Jube Jells • licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Pep perm jnt Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starllte Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocol ate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Carl bbean Delicacy • Carob Malted Milk Balls • Carob Raisins • Carob Pea nuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunil ower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Ball • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins . • Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked- Almonds whole .SPECIAL WEEK OF DEC. 12TH 25% OFF CINNAMON BWs - t t. •• GO ---- _.- --- Parkside food Service at The ParksidC! Union , ., invite you to attend.•• UW-PARKSIDE'S ANNUAL CHmS SPARlY THURSDAY, DECEMBER 15 - 11:00 am-l:00 pm UNION DINING ROOM • FREE COOKIES, CAKE, COFFEE & PuNCH PLUS ...SPECIAL CHRISTMAS DINNER , . • CARVED BAKED HAM WITH FRUIT SAUCE • ESCALLOPED OR SWEET POTATOES • ASPARAGUS SPEARS OR CAULIFLOWER • SPICED CRABAPPLE • GINGERBREAD & WHIPPED TOPPING • COMPLIMENTARY WINE OR PUNCH Only 5289 MERRY , -"'"CHRISTMAS ~ ......~~ and a HAPPY NEW YEARl . ---. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 13, December 8, 1983 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1983-12-08 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System controversy