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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Peer Support Page 3 Thursday, Sept. 13, 1984 Bolero review Page 12 ~ University of Wisconsin·Parkside Australian Rules Football Page 13 Vol. 13, No.2 Assista,nj Chancellor Stoffle to leave; Bassis Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle announced Tuesday that she has accepted the position as Associate Director of Public Services at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor. the nation's largest and most prestigious system of libraries. Stoffle will assume her new duties in mid-January and will serve out her term at Parkside until Jan. 15. Stoffle, 41. has been at Parkside for 12 years. From 1972-73 she worked as a reference librarian; between 1973 and 1976 she headed the library Public Service division; from 1976 to 1978 she was Assistant Director of the library/learning center and head of Public Service; for several months in 1978 she served as Executive Assistant to the Chancellor; and she was named Assistant Chancellor for Educational Services in 1978. where she has served to the present time. In her new position. Stoff1e will be responsible for the development and evaluation of public service for 31 service units with 10 department . heads reporting directly. Stolfle ~U start at a salary of $60.000; she ., - currently makes $44,000 at Parkside. The University of Michigan's Library currently ranks sixth in its size of collections. fifth in its slaff size (455 fulltime) and eighth in the size of its operating budget among the country's Association of Research Libraries. Stoffle rose quickly to the top of her field after being instrumental in developing a bibtiographic instruction program at Parlrside which became a national model for univer- . sity libraries. She was elected 1982- 83 president of the 9.llOO-member Association of College Research Lihraries (ACRL). a rare honor for a librarian from a relatively small, public undergraduate university. She succeeded the library dfrector .of Stanford University as head of ACRL. "1 accepted the position at the University of Michigan' with very mixed feelings. 1 feel reluctant to leave Parkside. a place where I've grown. learned from many people and had the opportunity to work with students. which is unique for a librarian. Professionally 1 am a IiAfter a slow summer. and failing with sucb an intelligent and wellto make .their meeting quorum re- voiced person. 1 think we can get quirements twice. Parkside Student the Senate working again." Government Association (PSGA) Tunks. who was unable to attend found.it necessary to call an emer- .. the meeting Friday. gave writlen gency meeting on Friday, Sept. 7. acceptance of the appoinbnent, and The emergency. meeting was ad- said in a later comment. "I'm ezejoumed and a quorumed meeting ited. 1am xeaIIy looting forward to was reached. fulfilling a successful term_ I beVice-President Paul Johnson as- lieve Paul and 1 will he able to sumed the chairing role in the work well with the Senate. the Admeeting. as well as the role of the ministration and the student body." Presidency, .after Scott Peterson's When asked what issues Tunks official resignation from the office intends to addreas. she said that was received on Friday. Peterson basic issues included rebuilding the was found ineligible to hold the of- Senate. making a more intelligently lice of President for failing to com- based decision aliout pulling out of Ite his coD sklIls . the United Council and dealing p e egiate reqwre- .with the issue of lower' enrollment meats inthe desigDated amount of affecting the amoimt of Segregated time. Terry Tunks. secretary-treasurer Fees available. of PSGA was appointed to the position of vice president. Johnson. who was elected last spring to the position. of vice-president. made the appointment near the end of the meeting. statinl that he felt Tunks would do a good job for the studenti and the senate. "I'm' loOking forWard to workinIl brarian and it is something 1want to do. 1feel 1can contribute there because 1 have learned so much here. 1leave with a lot of wonderful memories and I'm going to miss many people." said Stolfle. StoIDe has authored and co-authored three books. published scores of articles and papers and addressed conferences and consulted throughout the U.s .• Canada and England. She has held leadership positions on several key UW System library and student services committees and has been active in university and community affairs. Stolfle received her A.A. from Southern Colorado State' College in 1963; B.A. from UniversIty of Colorado in 1965; M.SL.S. from University of Kentucky in 1969 and is currently a PhD candidate in Iligher Education Administration at UW-Madison. Chancellor Alan E. GuSkin called StoIDe's departure "disappointing but not surprising. Carla is right at the top of her field," he said. "This kind of opportunity was just a matter of time for her. And she'll achieve even more in the years ahead. She has done a named interim Carla Stoffle superb job at Parlrside. We will miss her." Guskin said Michael S. Bassis. Associate Dean of Faculty and associate professor of sociology. will serve as interim Assistant Chancellor for Educational Services beginning in January. Bassis. 40. joined Partside in 1981 after 10 years at the University of Rhode Island. where he rose to associate professor and served as acting Assistant Dean of Arts and Sciences. He has·M.A. and PhD degrees in sociology from the University of Chicago and a B.A. from Brown University. Senate tightens the belt by returning money The Partsiile Student Government Association (PSGA) approved the return of the capital ezpense category of, theiz 1984/85 f1SC3l bUdge\ to the Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee (SUFAC) Friday. The returned amount was $3861.24. and included the mM computer the Senate had requested in theiz budget submitted last year. President Paul Johnson ........ ted returninll several items on the capital ezpense line of the budget. including a desk, a clock. a refrigerator. a tape recorder and tapes. an answering machine and two cork· boards. The remaining item on the budget would then he the IBM Computer. President Pro Tempore of the Senate. Joe Vignleri. was rec0gnized by the chair and requested illat the Senate not return the tape recorder and tapes; however adding the IBM Computer to the list of returns would he more acceptable. Vign\eri stated that he felt the tape recorder and tapes would he helpful in the meetiDgsj however be mechanism to assure that this oefound that personal computers in curs." .the library would mate better. use The committee would he reof the computers as well as better use of the student money.. . sponsible for seven events 011 camVign\eri then moved to return all pus. including National HIspanic of the Iistl!d items, inchvting the Heritage Week, Hom .... ning. Marcomputer and With the em!plion of tin Luther King Jr. Commemonthe tape recorder and tapes. The live. BIac:It HIslory Month. WlnlB motion was pasaed tbrouch the Sen- Carnival. Women's HIstory Week ate on a 4-1~vote. and CIna> de .va",. Johnson said this about the vote Homecoming and Winter Carthe Senate took: "1 thinIl it was a nival are already hodgeted events great decision made at the wrong on campus and would require DO time. All the faets have not been further allocation; however. the compiled and the rationale isn't other five events will require an esclear. The Senate wants that money timated $SOOO. In Its final ll\IIIlIIICl 10 he given bact. SO that·s what will meeting. SUFAC approved the aIlohappen." cation of the $SOOO from n!lII!M!I to Other \egisIation pasaed in the support the events. pending Senate meeting FrIday included approval approval. With the approval of this of an AII-Campus Events CommIt- legislation. these events will he tee. The proposal for the commit- sponsored for the coming year. tee states that the purpose would he "to Identify certain major all Tabled legislation included the campus events which are of such approval of the Off-Campus Eveats importance that it should he the re- .CommIttee, which VignIeri tabled sponsibiIily of the campus 10 spon- for further dIscussioo 011 a wording • sor them each year and.llllllJlllella·· dispute .. - Z ft...","y, Sept. 13, 1114 Editorial Peer Support is worth the effort Pee< SUpport bas -. Ci- a raw deal and the situation is not pUlllc IIIJ better. 'I1le major orpnization, wbicb was bollsed in an individual office lD CGmIIIunity Studenl SeM<eo, WLLC D-179, lost their office this ........... """" their _ ~ in after being promoted. They 110ft rdo<altd 10 a desk lD an open area 01 CSS. In their present ...... the _ ..- __ can IIley conducI mucb private _. lor lear 01 disrupting CSS office opera\iollS. 1beir lormer on"", was suppostdly always eoosidertd "temporary." AI this point in Ilmt. I...stops have -. talten 10 reIocale Peer Support to a ""'"' table borne. Even !DOn! unfortunate, the PSGA senate and the admlnlstratioa Ill ... both Iailtd 10 assist and support this group. Tl.rM IS an unportanl oIenlenl in this siluatioa. U Peer Support eontio to lI<mpl worbnc from "a desk," then il is likely that theY will r8IlOlIl \ben! the rat 01 the )'Sf. 1\ is essential thai action Ia ......,rt 01 the poup beciD immediately! 'I1le questloD bas -. posed, does Peer Support really need their own o/lIce! 'I1le ......... is unequivocally, ye. "- SUpport Is a ......,rt group lor DOIHraditionaJ students (age it and ovu). wbicb totals 50~I 01 the studenl population. The _ JOneS as an tducatiooal and infonnational launch lor nonrradII .etullIillI to -IJ life. 1be :IS immediate activ. m<mbers .... aIre8dy booted a student orientation program and IIley have bepl to raise IIIDd:IIor studenl scbo\arsbipo. 1bey operal. on a fairly Iarce IJud&et wbicb supports their pro«rams. One 01 Peer Supports projects <umnlly lD the worb is to man the WLLC lnfonnation 'I1le nallft 01 Pee< Suppor1S actMties require \bern to be near CSS The ........ tion bas m·lalalll"" a sood rapport with CSS and lbls reIa\lomblp sbouId be eaeouraged to grow. Tbe<efore, "- Support IIllIIt Ilay Ia WLLC. AI the PSGA -.1. meetln& last Fnday the senal. failed to pledge their ......,rt 10 Pee< Support. TbIs was \arieIY dU<! to the inlimidal· IDe nolan 01 the admiDIstratioCL 1\ appears the !eIlilte sbitd away I""" taklIII a staDd be<a_ theY Iell the administration migbl nol ....... The ..... t. must molizIe thalllley will not be cbastistd lor diH- ..... with the "'""NItration -they are not the know-all, end-all 01 the _ty 1\ is aIoo distressing to see one major organization, PSGA, !all to _ anol!I<!' major orpnizalion, Peer Support, when \boy are moot In need. PSGA, wbid> represents the studenl body, ignortd 50~I 01the studenl population wben IIley failed to tak. a IlaDd em Pee< Support. The admiDIstralion is dolDc very little to assist Peer Support. Whm asked at \be !eIlilte meetln& why "- Support could not be moved 1010the 10I'1Ilft SOCIPSGA nflice (now a break area for second shift eustocIial .taln, Assistant 0JanceIJ0r Carla Stolfle staltd that studenl ...... ooce Ci- to staff_ coaId not be reverted 10 studenl space. The ~ -ud like 10 see the documentation where sucb a rule is wrllI .... U lbls statement is true then the lOI'1Ilft Peer Support office sbouId be returned 10 the group, a1tbougb SInce il was originally staff space. It was student«tuple<! """" it was taken away. Or is what's IlOOd for \be goooe not good for th. gander? W. lhinI: il is. fn addition. If the lanner PSGAISOC office was bulIl for studenl organizatiolls, It suppostdly was, then why weren'l all of the studenlleaden caasuIted befon! the oIIice was given ID the staH? Pee< Support IS a last 1JOWiDC, viable organizali<lo, wbich needs to be ......... uad and taI< ... S<riouIy for its purpose on this campus. 1be _Is bemc ptaced on this group due to a Iact 01 a private space w1II dostroy II ow is the Ilmt ID get bebind this organization and lIDd lh<m a bame. RANGER ...::::.... =- - "WITH EIGHT WEEKS LEFT TO GO TO NOVEMBER 6thA'NWDEAPBRCOJECTNBC WILLCALL THE ELECTION AT 1:37 E.S.t; CBS AT 7:42. AT 7:44:" ,-':.:;'~-.:'t~,;fr.f,"'" Nobody asked me, but... Kenosha politics by Bob Kiesliag fn WiscoIISin, wbere the mayor of th. stat.'s largesl city runs virlually unopposed f!!Veryfour years, and where on. of the larger scandals of the last several years ellncemed the secretary of state's pbone bills. politics are practiced In Kenosha with a passion unrivaled anywhere else. AI this writing, there are nine candidates for one state assembly seal Within several weeks after th. vacancy was announced, candidates, some of whom bad only th. vaguest polilical experience, had organizations up and running. fn this latest round 01 polilical musical chairs, there are also races for sberiH, county clerk, clerk of the courts and a state senate seal Somebow th. eJections there always seem more exciting. Consider the mayoral .Iection last spring, where the incumbeDt won by a relative landslide of 31 voles. H. was pleased. The Iasl tune, the mayor won by a single vol •. fn a Iabor-orienled town like K.,. nosba, th. only candidales wbo really count are Democrats. This puts ambitions party workers in a . unique position: they must be aggressiv., bul If th.y want to be elecred, they can't go against th. party. Consider a conversation I bad recenUy with one young Democrat, who, I'm sure, prefers not 10 be named. "There aren't going ID be any openings for a whil., but if Smith goes to th. assembly, and If Johnson takes his place at the county, then maybe I can take his seal. Know any really bad aldermen?" "Not offhand." "Well, If I see any, maybe next eJection I'll move Into his district and run against bun." Th. Democratic machin. In Kecnosha bas its factions, rivalries and alliaces. Howf!!Ver, il seems as if there are really two parties: Them and Us. Both are basically 'Democratic, but In Kenosha even th. RepUblicans sbow a ;trong pl'l>' labor influence. At fundrais.rs, tbos. parlies wh.r. politicans and th. politically ambitious to go observe, be seen and trade gossip, th. team from the other sid. of the tracks is mention· ed s.ldom, If at all. And then only derisiv.ly. or cours., it doesn't burt lhallhe area's slat. senator is a close potiti- . cal ally of th. governor and thai the governor can't stand th. mayof. Th\U}l'lYl!l'~d th. senator Iiv. on opposite ·sid.s Of tb. politicli! tracks. or sud> things are rwnor, and Interesting elections, mad •. But most of all, Kenosha is per. haps th. biggest sma11 town in the slate. Many people know al 1easI on. of their eJected officials personally, and 9>'y may also Imow a rival candidate. The media contributes by mentioning local officials as if they bad just stopped by th. news· room for a cup of coffee. Polilies in Kenosba are shaped by a ligbUykrilt triangl. of politicians, th. media and th. public. Everyone acts as If they themselves were runni!.'g. And that is as It should be. 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" ........ ~'." _,. ,ro , , • RANGER 3 Thursday, Sept. 13, 1984 Peterson resigns TO: All PSGA Senators and Officers FROM: Scott Peterson Due to my collegiate skills negligence and procrastination, I have been placed on collegiate skills drop for a period of one semester and therefore have forfeited my student life eligibility lind subsequenUy my position as PSGA president. 1am deeply angered and sorrowed at my actions and tbose of UW-Parkside and regret tbat I have let down tbe PSGA Senate, tbe student body, and tbe people who have supported my tenure as president. I do feel, tbough, tbat we have an acellent Senate and by continuing to wolll:hard and by wolll:ingtogelber, !be PSGA will be stronger tban ever. And finally, 1hope tbat you will remember one tbing: if you have ScoU PeleIlIOIl sometbing to do, do it today, don't wait until tomorrow. Sincerely, Scott A. Peterson Funding to boost The first is $8,000 from tbe Council'of Great Lakes Governors for a study by tbe CSMR into possible cooperative tourism programs among Wisconsin, Micbigan, 00- nois, Minnesota, Indiana, Ohio and Iowa. The research will include analysis of a survey of households in Pittsburgh, Sl. Louis, Kansas City and Louisville to identifY potential tourism and malll:eting opportunities targeted to people in !bose regions. The CSMR also will conduct interviews witb senior management people in tbe travel and tourism Industry to gei tbeir ideas about regional promotion programs. ""';t As part of tbe project, "a seminar *",ong travel and tourism directors of tbe seven states was held at Palll:side ibis summer. Peer Supp.ort Group looks for room to grow SUFACchair, explained to !be Senate tbat tbe issue on tbe floor was not whetber or not Peer Support should be a major organization: "The fact is, tbey have tbat status, and Ibis body has already reconigzed tbem as a major organization. They were ,developed on campus to aid new and returning students in making a successfu1 re-entry into schoo I," Joe Vigniere, President Pro Tempore of !be Senate, questioned Hensiak as to !be number of students Peer Support actnaI\y helps and as to how many students were active in tbat organization. Hensiat continued to explain tbat !be 0rganization currenUy has 35 active members, and develops educational programs for tbe sole purpose of making everyone's educational experience on Ibis campus better. Stome questioned where the group could be boused, and presented to tbe Senate tbat !be group's own advisor was the one who needed tbat office space and tbat it was a matter of priority decision on the part of Community Student Services Director and Assoclate Director: When asked about using space in tbe coffee shop, DOW occupied by Physical Plant but origina11y designed as student space, StofOe found the suggestion unacceptable. P~ Support, the newest major organization on campus, currenUy located at a desk in Community Student Services, was removed , from its office in CSS shorUy before tbe semester started. The office had been given to them on a temporary basis until a more permanent one could be found. The lost office space is to be used by the new Assoclate Director of Community Services, Maureen, Budowle; however, new offiCespace for Peer Support has not been found yet. Paul Johnson, President of PSGA; suggested Friday in !be Senate meeting tbat the Senate make a statement in support of Peer Support's efforts and offer full cooperation; hwoever, after discussion in the meeliqg between senators, students and Assistant Chancellor Carla Stome, the Senate failed to take any action. Several senators raised questions of Peer Support's "major organization" status, when Pat Hensiat, tourism The second CSMR project involves $t,729 from the Wisconsin Department of Deve10pment for a study to measure tbe economic impact of tourisni on a 19-county area of southeastern Wisconsin. The project, which also has been awarded $3,000 from the lJW System Urban Corridor Consortium and $8,000 from Parkside, involves identifying the number and type of overnight faclJities including hotels, motels and campgrounds and surveying those businesses to determine rates and occupaoey patterns. The project was made possible by a specialized computer prngram developed at Parkside by Rovelstad for a study of Ibis kind. Also approved by !be Regents was $5,000 from tbe National Science Foundation for an extremely EI Salvador More chance to leave low temperature fri!ezer to be used by tbe Biomedical Research institute. In addition" the Regents accepted $1,077,868 from tbe federal Department of Education in support of student financial aid at Parkside. The money will be used for loans, grants and wolll:...tudy programs. Also, the Regents accepted $2,574 from the Department of Education for veterans' programming. In addition, the Regents accepted $822 from multiple donors for scholarships in business and education programs and for repair and maintenance of Science Division equipment. Nicaragua "That space was offered to the group. Now it's being used as staff space. It·can't be returned to !be students." In a press release sent out by tbe group, LaVerne Christensen, president of Peer Support, said !be fol- . lowing: "The office we occnpied last year had a temporary status only and Community Student Services had a need for more office space. Peer Support agreed to try a new area tbat _ close to CSS, students and our advisor, but lack of privaey due to !be activity of !be business office has made it very difficult to conduct our oWn business. SeveraJ areas have been sugested but are not appropriate since we need to be accessible to students and CBS staff as well." Christensen added, "Meanwbile, Peer Support and CSS have met and dectded to cooperate In putting togetber a proposal to find our organisation a new, permanent home. Along witb our united goal of finding a permanent home on campus, Peer Support and CSS will be _- ing together on long range planning for student programs and services." President Paul Johbson made Ibis statement after !be Senate failed to take a stand in support of !be group: "I think it's one of tbe most eo.lIa .... oa _ 4 A week at the Park EVENTS Thursday, Sept. 13 DANCE: Starting at 12noon, to the rock music of the "Hot Rods" in Union Square or tbe Patio (dePending on tbe weatber). Admission is free. Sponsored by PAR. MOVIE: "Zoot Suit" (R) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in tbe Union Cinema. Admission at the door is' $1.00 for a Parkside student and $1.00 for a guest. Sponsored by PAR. Fridsy, Sept. 14 WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation" at 1 p.m, in WLLC D174.Call . est. 2452 for more information. MOVIE: "Zoot Suit" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Labor Market Information" starts at 8 a.m. in Union 10H06. Call m. 2047 for more information. WORKSHOP: "How to Increase Profits in a Small Business" starts at 7 p.m. in Union 'JI.Y1. The speaker ,is Robert Davidson of UW-Milwaukee. Call est. 2047 for more details. WORKSHOP: "Fresh Start" by Jane Frederick at 1p.m. in Union 202. All are welcome. Sponsored by Parkside Healtb Office. WORKSHOP: "Resume Preparation" at 5:30 p.m. in WLLC D174. Wednadsy. Sept. 1. SEMINAR: "Health Insurance" starts at It:50 a.m. in Union 104. The seminar is free and open to !be pubUc. Sponsored by UW-EDensinn. COFFEEHOUSE: Featurtng David Rudolf, from 12 noon to Z p.m. and 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. in !be Union Bazaar Area. All are welcome. Sp0nsored by PAR. SUPPORT GROUP: For !be divorced and separated, at 1 p.m. in MOLN D128. The JlIlIIhDl is free and open to !be public. Sponsored by !be Parkside Healtb Office. WORK8llOP: "Handling !be Disci-, pUne Problem" at 7 p.m. in Union 106, by Professor Dennis Laker. Call m. 2047 for details. Sponsored by !be Small Business De>e1opme11l Center. (NOCRj-"Nicaragu8 is a more' Since December, when it sent a del- stuffs. Student delegates from tbe winnable issue than E1 Salvador," egation of private citizens into Nie- U.S. and Canads were aboard. says Bob Bingaman, IieId organizer aragua's troubled border area to. Anotber group, the National Netfor tbe United States Student Assn- form a "shield of love" against !be wolll:in SoUdarity witb the People elation. "The U.S. is pretty firmly fighting, Ibis church-oriented or- of Nicaragua is, as its name sug_ entrenched in EI Salvador, but ganizationhas sent over 400 private gests, a referral netwolll: rather there's more of a chance to get the observers to the country. The dele- tban a formal organiztion. It conU.S. out of Nicaragua," he says. gations, three each month now, pay nects some 60 groups across the In tbe last year, said Bingaman, their own way, but sign good faith country. Tbe bult of them are not tbere has been a steady increase in "covenants," tbat they will talk' campus-<lriented, but many are student protest about Central about what they see in Nicaragua based in college towns. Last year America, much of it with a Nicara- when tbey return home. tbe netwolll:he1ped to send five volguan focus. Bingaman reports Spokeswoman Betsy Kreitz says unteer brigades l!> Nicaragua -over major protests at UC-Berte1ey as there are usually two Or three stu- 650 people, many of them students. well as many ~ around the dents in each group who become . They went in response to a cal\ for country. Schools In: Oregon and active protest organizers on their help wltb the cotton and coffee barNew York, he said, have been !be return to campus. . vest in tbat country. Debbie Rubin, most active to dste, a1tbougb pro- interim coordinator of !be group, test against U.S. D1Wtary In:terven- In the 1960's few could travel to says !be netwolll: may help send tion in Central America is on !be Vietnam, but Nicaragua is closer olber volunteer brigades Ibis year rise everywhere. ,and safer. Visiting !be country to as well. fro 'caIly wbile students led the see for oneself has become a charg m , Observers of tbe student scene eneral population in !be Vietnam acteristic of tbe new generation of J say aU of tbese efforts potU' t toward protests, they are fo1lowlng private, foreign policy protests. On une 1 A I"" Student Teaching applications for citizens' groups on the Central an organization cal1ed Nicaraguan Nicaraguaastbefocalpointemerg- pp lcatlons theSpringSemester,l8I5,aredue American Issue. Peace Fleet sent a ship from St. ing in a growing wave of campus in !be Education Division office, Gr Witness for Peace is ~ of !be Augustine, Florida loaded with protest against U.S. D1Wtary inter- being taken 210, by September 15. ~~.~~~t. ~f.~~ ~~ •. '."~~~~~U~, ~o~i~.~. f~- H .v~~~.n. ~ .~~t.~?~'..,..,," .,~."1',';."1',~'T"!:' ~. !::!:::::!:!:!:~::;;::;;;;:;:;;~;52:55:;;;iiiiiii====iii';ii SuDdsy, Sept. II MOVIE: "Zoot Suit" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. MOIIdsy,Sept. 17 COURSES: "Watercolor" starts at 6:30 p.m. in CA lll, "Contemporary Art" starts at 6:30 p.m. in CA 129, and "Intro to Computers .1" starts at 7 p.m. in Tallent Hall. Call m. 2312 for' more information. Sponsored by UW-Enens1on. ·1'1oesdsY. Sept. II SEMINAR: "Job Development and • ......... " sept. IS,1* Off campus event policy under fire from students A _ .,-w-,- policy ~ 0II-eampal ....... ......,..ed by stadeot or- .-_ II UIId«"- 11le policy stale that ·It........ it II espectod tbal studslt orpIliDl10lls us campus facilities for _till· II' .-I ......Is, .t II poosibIo to _ a .-- by wrltl<Il "'1-- U 1M __ II .,.-. 1M orpalDlioo', adwt.w m slIP it. stalilll tllat be abe will be ...- to accept "IESi J eNtity for the eDfortemeat 01 IIIli¥enIIJ polidos." nJa policy .... tabled at !be Fri4a1 PSGA SoDate -... boca .... of <8tala objecUoas by IIDdeal leodIn aDd ....a.p;ty ID Ita _ f&cewat 0lOI 01 !be '>. to 1M _ policy II It II DOl made _ III 1M policy _ po,. 1M ad- _·s _y to !be -. Kaitll 1IumallIl. Pili at of PA&, ....... "I .-Id11ft _ !be policy it 1M a-d.... _ 10 ,., (1M adtIoor" WI\J). 11le ...... .....,.,bit'-"- lilt ...... It ...... l.bIa policy ...... oarlllroalI." .- aIoo acIdod, •...m ..., piIoed "'!be ' I I' .. _ It __ paIIds _ aIIect _ dIrect1J ...... hawly ......... pllIIIc IIIpat _ !be ltDdeIlI," .:- ..... lilt policy boa • ._-'><- W * JIaDCOr PIIolD by Daft McEYoy C _ ..... _ton ..a1t for , ....... at tile lIlInl , • PSGA ___ t-> oIfldaIIy 1m p1e....... ecI, it boa t-> adviIecI tllat stadeot orpIliD- _ /oIIow it. 8IrmaID stated, "I doo·tlbiDk it _ be lair to a dub to baft !be 0Ydlt, .-II as !be MaDacers' DiD- _. ca-tW if in 1M pIaIIaiDc __ 01 lilt <ftIIl. tbeY (1M dub) _'t .....,IOOd relalloDs witll tbeIr od'riIor." l1loft aIao ....... to be some amlIipity as to _t ""ip'le lID ..... t as oII-eampus. sucb as tile PAB-sponsored Badger game. _ is not a bused event. Tbe main objection seems to be that tile organiJatinns simply do not feel that lID advisor is necessary at an oIl-ompus events. "11le administration is treating us like we're still in high scbool." Hannann said. AsoisIant Cllanc:eUor Carla Slolfie .... unavailable for comment. ---Club events--- t1Ieerh , I _ ..._ ,.,! To • PaIbide stadeots: Meet _ Do ,... pe0ple' VIoIt _ U1i' .-I oat .. 5 1 Alld porty a - ... ..... WeD, dleerleIIdlaC It _ WIIJ 01 doiIIC jast lbaIJ U ,... ...,..-IpilaftiDteftltedaDd _ lite to _ DIlft aboat -1eadiJlc. come to __ I.011 W-'y, Sept. 19 at 7 p.m. This -"'1I_1o __ is iDIerested In joiaInc !be , ~ aIao DOII·t be oby~ frIeDd or two, tome tee wbat life _ to 011.... You may lil<e _t ,... and Hope ... _ ,... tIlore Dart TtaJD oIcnme -. Dart..-s. 1lOI>-Oarten, and ~ mutants. 11le ParbIde Dart Ism IS olfainC free dart -.. Ibis F'ndaJ. Sept. 14 ID 1M flecftatioD CeDlor at I pm.. TIle ,ames to be tall&ht are CrIcbt. :1111.501, AlOUIld !be Oodt lIlld_! WE WELCOME BEGINNERS. We .....-te adnDced p1a)'en. WE SHOOT RUSTLEAs ON SIGHT'!! ADlbropoIogy Club 11le lint meeting 01 !be year wiD be beId DeS! W-.,.. Sept. 19 at I p.m. In MoIn. SM. S.W.KA. Student WismIIsin Educ:ation Association (~W.E.A.), !be pre-professional organization for future educators. lUIIOlDCeS its first membaship meeting 00 Wednesday, Sept. 19, at 1 p.m. in Moln D-133. An opporluuily to meet and worIr. with otber students committed to iJtlproYin« education and !be professioo. The aperience wiD enbaDa! yoor ovenIJ preparation as a teacher meeting !be cballenge. Inter.Varsity Christian Fellowsbip IDle-Vanity Christian FeUowslop . is an International. inlenlellOaunatiooal group of Christian studsI . We meet ~ in MolD. 107, Wednesdays !nlm I p.m. to 1: 50 p.m. This "",*'s topic: is: God started it. ..- lwn is it "",,1We abo meet for Bible studieI, prayer meetings and occasiunal sodaIs. AD lacuJty and studslts are weIoome. l.tmsted? Questioas! SloP by! PSES 11le first meeting of the Parbide Society of Eogineering Scieoce (PSES) will be beId on Wedoroday. Sept. 19 at 1 p.m. in Moln. D-139. This club welcomes an students in electrical and mecbanical engineer. ing ledmology and applied sciences as well as any other interested students. Meet some of your fellow students and help set the club's fulure. Club listings on Page 7 RANGER News Briefs 1 Soap opera stars pop.ular . come is down. while programs featur- (NOCRl-AmUSement ga;:,~g. reported student union directors in . soaP opera stars are ~ '. Int tinal Dlioois. . tion of College Unions- erna 0 ,the According to the ~r~income is droppitlg off but VIdeo enthuDlinois group also Sll1'. . siasJD continues to ~~" g well the union directors said. but break Big concerts are !10 k om as w~ll as talent shows, are finding suedancing with disc JOc eys, . cess. Unwed mother reinstated .' A U S district judge reinstated Loretta Henricks Spnngflel~. W'ij nal'Honor Society after she had been dropped beWort tO f e a Dey while in high school. the Associated Press recause 0 pregnan ported. Ackerman reinstated Wort "in good slanding" JUd~e tad ~:dthat both the society and the school district had af~, eed al dis",",-;notion against Wort. because unwed fathers pra~uc sexu ~~u.~~. . do not lace the same sanction. Freshmen overrate chances (NOCRj-A Penn State University study of incoming freshmen shows that most overrate .their chances of getling good grades and underratethe time they will need to study. . Even those who didn·t get "B" averages in high school expected to. do lIlat well in college. although they figured to do only twenty hours a ""'* of studying. '. . ti Ia . The five most popular majOrs-romputer saence. accoun ng. w. management and electrical engineering--<lrew over 60 percent of the students' interest. Political literature -O.K. Madison-A Dane County circuiljudge said last week that he was reluctant to halt the distribution of politicalllterature at a Madison shopping mal\. . .fUdge P. Charles Jones said the maII's lawyers had failed. in seek· ing an injunction against an anti,nudear group. to demonstrate that the distribution of leaflets would cause irreparable harm. The case began when another judge ruled that the mall had legally barred a polltical dance troupe from perlonning there. and other groups began distributing the leaflets in protest. Suit filed against bar Milwaukee-A suit filed last week contends that a Milwaukee'lavern was negllgent in serving alcohol to a customer who later died of alcohol poisoning. The $100.000 suit. filed by Ruth Luek of Bullernut. Wisconsin, said that the owner of Tommy's Good Times Saloon in Milwaukee was negligent in serving alcohol to her SOil. Timothy Luek. even though he was obviously intoxicated. The tavern owner. Tommy Michels. said that Luek's problems were complicated by drug use, however. Union beer prices increase Union patrons may have noticed an increase in beer prices and a decrease in their waRels. In late March, distributors na, tionwlde wee suhjected to a price increase in !be pUrchase of bulk beer. (beer sold by the half barre1). Consequently. this increase was passed on to !be retailers, PaIltside's Union included. C· , __ I "Il's !be biggest and most <IraanportaDt major ............ on Jobnaou continued. "I lbint !be malic increase that 1 have ever campoas lor _. 11ley wee senate laiIed to laIte a stand be- seen." said Union Director Bill Nie- The baVIJlI inltnIaI turbuIeD<e at _ ca.... tbeY couId not get !be wboIe bub<. Costs went up three to four' Board aIso approved of an ume. but tbeJ aft sliD a _ or- story in the moeling. aDd 1 lbint dollars per half barre1 d mcrease in the »Ounce beers from lIlld tIlore • epending 85 cents to $1. When bu,,;n~ a hev- ....... tioD vay _ to that are a lot of vety lut!JaIeDt upon !be particular brands. In one erag th Iarg ,..." kind 01 tIuJII. a privaIe feelings on !be issue. 1 do lhint that case. the increase was over 21 per be e. e er size is usually a pIoce to -. _ (111M- !be senate wiD go as far as they cent. - ev~e~ deal. econOmically. Howtails. meetinp. etc.I, 1 feel we have to. and _ Pea Support one In order to cover the additiooal • ID the case.of. a1cohOllc beveri iii-ii...'-ii....... ~iiii;~"iiiiiiib,i' ... iirecliiperiiiceniit.·~·.~~iiiiili.;costs~~.~.the~p=n:·ce~of~beer:=SO:ld~in~!be~:- ~":.the . , . . .. " ..... -,u",lo g~t. a ~e~ P!il'e ~, Board ISm the process of ~u.n~~,. Peer Support Union was raised. However. the new prices did not go into effect until the first day of' summer scltool. A l2-()unce beer now' costs 65 "':'lts. Compared to last year, lIlat ISa mckel increase. A1thoU&b . the entire nickel was not necessary the Parkside Union Advisory Haord agreed lIlat instead of dealing with penmes •• t would be easier to round It off. regardless of the size. The purpose of this is so there is no encouragement for the people to bUy the larger. more economical size. If there was a set price per ounce for beer. the Union would have had to go anotller 10 cents on the 20 ouace size. but it was agreed tbat a 15 cent jwnp was pretty significant to begin with. The price of beer was raised j'!'t enough to offset the bulk beer mcrease so that the Union's budgetprofit picture remains the same· Generally. a profit of two to urree per cent of the entire revenue u made. Eventually this profit is returned to tile students in the form of n"!" .equipm"!'! ••t~evisions. fur· niture, etc. U_---------!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""""""'IIIIlIIIIIIIIIl~~~==-===;_--- RANGER 5 "Thursday, Sept. 13, 1984 UW-Extension offers selected short subjects Dance on three consecutive Mondays from get "~n" aperience in the register call 55$-2312. Registration m~). To register call 55$-2312. Co . L·"et and 1 to 5 p.m. beginning Oct. 1. use of legal researeh materials in deadline is.Wednesday, Sept. 26. Registration deadline is Thursda.y, urses m ...., jazz-danc- Fee for the course, which will be l'arkside's library. jog for high school stndents and held in the Parkside library, is $30. Genealogy Se~ 27~, to be taught by UW adult beginners will be offered by To register, call 55$-2312. Reg_ Drawing University Edension, Parkside. istration deadline is Wednesday, Acourse in genealogy that will ="L:::'~ ~ ~~ TKhethcIassesz WildI be taught by Sept. 26. ~ =~g~rkshe an':,:I~ thandeRa en : ttheachparticipants how to trace eaIogists Joanne Baker and Dave a erma ava a, a Parkside The course will cover the use and eir ancestors and learn about Holle, will teach participants bow dance instructor who has been organization of \ega1 researeh mate- vironment as models will be of- their family histories will be 01- dancing prolessioDally in the MiI- rial inclUding court reports, stat- lered by University Extension- lered by University Extension- ~:: to"=""~ =es~pastsar: waukee area lor the past 10 years. utes, legal encyc\opedias, digests, .Parkside from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Parkside, over six consecutive The ballet course, whicb will Shepard's Citator and \ega1 periodi- Saturday, Sept. 29 (rain date Satur- Tuesdays from 7 to 9 p.m. begin- . In addition, there will be a 9(l. teach participants to use their bod- cals. day, Oct. 6.) ning Oct. 2. minute lecture on using microcomies in a graceful manner while ton- Team taught by a Iibrarian ..law- Cost 01 the workshop, to be Cost of the course, which will be pulers to store, sort and print geiog and stretching their muscles, d Iiti· . taught by Parkside art instructor held in Tallent Hall Room 261, is nealogical information that has will meet on eight consecutive yer an po CI8II, partiClpanls will, Ingrid Gjerlev Harper, is $17. To $10 ($5 lor each additional family been collected. Mondays from 6 to 7 p.m. begin_ ningOct.1. The jazz-dancing course, which will provide particiPants with physical workouts wbiIe teaching them dance combinations used by profes- , sionals, will be on eight consecutiv.e Mondays from 7:15 to 8:15 p.m. beginning Oct. 1. ' . Each course costs $26 and will be held in Communications Arts Room 0.118. To register 55$-2312. Registration deadline for both courses is Wednesday, Sept. 26. zavada, who also teaches dance for the UW-Milwaukee Extension program, holds a bachelor of fine arts degree in dance from UW-Milwaukee. Photography A photography course for beginners interested in learning the basics 01 picture-taking will be offered by University Extension, Parkside, on three consecutive Mondays from 7:30 to 9:00 p.m. in Tallent Hall \leginning Oct. 1. To register for the course, which costs $15, call 55$-2312. Registration deadline is Wednesday, Sept. 26. Instructor will be Paul Flagg, an audio-visual coordinator in the Ra- ,!:ineUnified School District. Flagg ~astaught photography classes at Carthage College and the Charles A. Wustum Museum of Fine Arts in Racine as well as at University Extension. The class will teach basics of camera use, film and picture composition. Research A .eourse in legal research skills for paralegals, court personnel, legal secretaries and those interested in acquiring knowledge about basic legal resources will be offered by 'University E:lteIision, Parkside" . '~==:::::::=~;;;;;;;'; Solar heaters An introductory session on the installation of solar water heaters for the home will be offered by University Extension, Parkside from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. on Monday, Oct. 1 in Tallent' Hall. ' Cost of the SessiOll is $10 for individuals; $12 per couple. To register call 55$-2312. Registration deadline is Wednesday, Sept. 26. The workshop will cover different solar water heating systems .available on the martet as well as how one can assemble and install a solar water heater through programs available at University Extension. Get down tobusiness faster. With the BA:-35. If there's one thing business calculations, amortizations A powerful combination. students have always needed, and balloon payments. Think business. With ness-oriented calculator. spend less time calculating, Business Analyst. '" this is it: an affordable, busi- The BA-35 means you the BA-35 Student + The Texas Instruments . and more time learning. One BA-35, the Student Business keystroke takes the place UEXAS Analyst. of many. I ·Its built-in business The calculator is just part NSTRUMENTS formulas let you perform of the package. You also get Creating useful products complicated finance, a book that follows most and services for you. accounting and statistical business courses: the Business functions - the ones that Analyst Guidebook, Business usually require a lot'of time professors helped us write it, and a stack of reference books, to help you get the most out like present and future value. of calculator and classroom. © I<R}J'Ieeas InSTruments - -- - ------ • Input/Output Terms take some time into the outside of the computer and .the built-in programs are coonected directly to the nucroprocessor on the inside SwitcJlli,g on the computer causes the ROM p",," grams to run. There are usually two programs b'!'lt-m. One is called the operating system, or OS. It IS this program that communicates diredly with the nueropr .... eessor in machine langUage. Since machine language .IS very romplicated, another program is included m . ROM. CaDed BASIC, (for "Beginner's All-PurpOSe Symbolic InstrUction Cod",,"), this program mterpre!" cOmmands to the microprocessor. For this reason It IS knoWn as "programming Janguage," and comes standani in most borne computers. It is this program that IS ~bIe for the READY prompt. yOU have purcbasec! software, you can respond with commands sucb as WAD and RUN. H not, then you can create your own programs by learning to use BASIC aDd all it! commands. Either ""y it all adds up to software. In fact, your computer is M!y as powerful as the software that it can run. The cost and type of software available is an important consideration when selecting a computer. Cboosing the right kind of software is another problem that you will f"",. More on this in future colwnns. By Chris Pappe II is ~ to buy a computer aDd take it _ to IIDd thai it won·t do anJlhing II just sits there bIIatiIlI READY Rady for what' Anotber cause for ~ Is the start-up messace. II says only 38K of memory Is me! What bappened to the rest? WbeIl your computer says READY, it is waiting for a command, You can loan a pn>CI'IIll (instrUdiom and clata to be uood) !rom disk aDd run it The command _ ..., !rom bnDd to bnDd aDd leU your c0mputer to f_ a procrarn !rom \be disk, place it in the bet memory aDd start foUowiD& the iJlstruc:lions. '"'"" you swItcb \be computer off, \be pnlCnI11 is lost !rom memory But, you can "* It apm!rom \be diskAllotbeF term for p....._ \bat are loaded Is "ooIt'Ift- .... _ ao/t'Iftro, \be computer just sits. Or _ it' WbeIl you swItcb on your computer and _ a .... of memory, tbere Is a ""'" reason for \bat The compula" <011IOI .nth ooItwan! built in aDd it Is IMlD& up _ """""'l" ThIs memory Is a speciaJ klad, ailIod ROM (~ OD/J M<moryl. It cannot be dloa&Od II Is not lost _ you swItcb \be cornpula" en, iIke ooItwan!. ,-- ROM procrams are stored on a dIlp. just Ilke a cartridc< procrarn. A cartridIle plues Big Brothers "adopt" Sisters Ilie BroIhen 01 GrtIOter fIadDe, Is aDll"'Di,. a ..- c:IIaIlge. The orpIlIDtloa wtDllOW be ca11ed "Ilie BroIhen aDd IliC Sisters 01 GrtIOter fIadDe, IDe.." aDd Is ""- _____ poDdiIIC III-.s eaperI<Dc< to IDcIud<d fora k!maIa Jun Greoo, ""_ -, IIlat "Ilie BroIhen 01 America lad SiC SiIten IDtrmdh-w merpel ID 1m to bocome IliC BroIhen Illie Sisters 01 America. N we .... a member 01 BII/BSA we feel compoIIod to .- lIlo III!edI 01 f...... • well ....... ill oar cornm ... ally.·' BI. Brothus/Big SISters of G.. ter fIadDe, IDe. will be deaIiJlc with deliDqllenl aDd p~ gIrlI _ specia1 Deeds. A prof ... sIonal staIf Is uttltsed to idelltiIy probIenIo. lei goals for IliC aDd Lit- ~ 8rulIler and Sister relal_ipo, nnp"rn!lfll't cae pIms foe ac:I:Iie'vu3c _ goals. aDd to pnMcIe _ supervision for the Big and Little Team. "These girls wtD not be without a motile< in \be borne as our little brothers are without a father," says Greco. "Moot of tbese girls wtD have a motIle<, and some will have both parents, but will still be able to benefit !rom a one-to-<>ne volunteer apelieoce:' The female volun~ wtD pr0- vide guicllIIn aDd role IIIll Hiinc tIlruugb inIormaI actIvlties to beIp JOUIIC girls deaJ with \be specia1 pn>blems they have. sucb as: "".,.,.. live dependeDcy, 1ooeIiness,Iirulted opportunities for penooaI growth and future options, confusion ~ ganIing appropriate SCJ:Uai behavior and identity; poor socialsti1Is aDd low seIf-<5teem. A volunteer wtD spend S-6 bours per week with a child on a consislenl weetJy basls for a minimum of one ,.,ar. Girls refened sbou1d be between silt and seventeen j'eII$ old aDd need beIp with one of the above listed problems. "A girl is never too young to start gelting belp," said Greco. "Problem boys are identified early because they act oul, but girls are passed over because they are quiet. U we get to these girls young enougb we bope we can help to avoid serious problems such as depression, pregnancy and drug abuse in the future." Anyone desiring further informalion on becoming a Big Brother or Big Siste< volunteer or on referring a cbi1d to lbe program should contact the BB/BSGR office at 637- '1625. The program serves all of Racine county. Accon!ing to Greco, "It·s serious ~' but we have a lot of fun, RANGEIt YMCA students' home building. There is no need to go out of the building for anything," said Scbmerting. Student residents can feel sale in the building. The only access to lbe floors with rooms is by elevator and only residents are given operating keys. . Like any donn. there is a need for students to have sUpervision help and sometimes just a friend' This need has been successfuly m: led by students known as RAs (Resident Assistants), according to Scbmerting. An RA is chosen as is any new employee. Interested reSidents must apply and he interviewed and screened hefore they are bired. There were 18 applicants for lbe eight positions this year. The RAs for this year went to' Camp Anokijig Aug. 27-28 for a leadership workshop. At camp lbey hiamed about discipline, emer· gency care and other procedures. Susy Siel, a Parkside communication major, taught the HAs about listening skills. Stress and Time Management were discussed by Wayne Behrens. An RA handbook is in the works, authored by E1leo Kaminski. a second-year RA. Scb· merling and Joe Weirtz. The RAs for this year are Ka· minski, Cindy Miller. Julie Jacobs Laura Smitb, Steve Peck. To'; Ulich. Jobn Weatherall and Bob ~ieger. "We're reaDy lucky to have such marvelous students as HAs. Their job is to help students make the adjustment to living in a dorm, and I think they will do a great job," said Scbmerling. The Ranger Hall Council, made up of student residents, also beIps students adjust to dorm life. For more information about lbe YMCA housing, contact Scbmerl· ing. Union 209, or call 553-2320. J Students at most universities are gettinC settled in their donn .rooms , which means making lbClf own beds "'nO used to a roommate .ge....... htu and getting up early enoucPark shower with hot ""ter. Most - side students, on the olber band, merely remain iit their homes all year. . 't But this commuter campus ISO. really left out of the "donn expenenee " \beine's YMCA, 725 Lake Street, has served as a pseudo-donnitory for Parkside students for the past three years. About 90 male and female students OCCUpy lbe four floors of the compl"" each year. All rooms are singles (no roomatesl, some have private baths, although most are shared· Rent is $S05 a semester plus uptional charges for extras, like a small room refrigerator. Sbirley Schmerling, campus Housing eonrdinator, feels that lbe. YMCA is mucb better than the average donn. "What I really like about lbe YMCA is that the students bave privacy. In dorms they don't," she said. The YMCA olles comforts not usually found in college housing. A study room, television room, gyms. swimming pools, weight rooms and a track can be used by students at no eJ:lra cost. For an additinnal $30 a semester, residents can participate in the Nautilus program. The YMCA is located on lbe shoreline and within walking distance of the downtown stores. There is a small restaurant in the building and students may purchase a meal ticket if they wish. Popcorn poppers are alluwed in the rooms for cooking purposes (no hot plates) and a stove and oven are. available for residents' use. "It's just wonderful. Everything a resident needs is right in lbe UW System due s~lary boost MADfSON-A speciaI study group The academic staff saIary comconcluded Aug. 30 that a saIary mittee was appointed May 21 by caleb up provision in the 1985-87 President O'Neil. The action folState Budget is due the academic lowed a suggestion from the goverstaff of the University of WISCOnsin nor's committee, and both groups Sysla"n as well as the faculty. used the same peer group instituAnd to make the academic staff tio'!" in making their saIary com- .; :::::e",,,= :.::::: :~ ~urvey sao beads of salaries competitive, lbe stUdy pansons. ~ "~ III v ~_ ~ ft~ each COUDty.The in- group said, the one-time bonst In its three-month o"-'""tion • .,Y ...'II:' ~""'.-uDII: tervA.GS will uk qoestioDs on should be big ugb to lift ~.~- , COGDbeI II beUIc C<lIIdDcted by lIlo subjects iDcI8dinc job salIsfactloa eno pay tbe academic staff committee CeIter for Sarver and MartetiDg attitudes _ lIlo KeDoiI»-~ levels to lbe median of lbose found ~ pay levels in most cate- _ (CSMR) at ParbIde aDd tiDe area, siIopping habits, enla"- provided at peer institutions. gunes m the UW System heIow bepIl Monday Sept. tainment and recreationai activi- The recommendation paraIIels those at peer institutions. The comThe "qaaIItj '" \jf:~;or "ClIIlIli- ties, lifesly\es, aDd _ 011 educa- one submitted by the Governor's mlttee also concluded that "recruit- .... .....,.11 beUIc IlIllIJCIried by a tloa, social-' crime and areIIl Facu!ty O<1lpensation study Com- ment aDd retention problems bave __ '"orp_ ill fIadDe media. mittee established by Gov. Antbony Increased over lbe past several IIId K..... .-... ;1" h .... dI- The teIepboae int.mews wtD be ~ ~. ~'::ystem President years and that the problems primaroct I1sDduIc '" .....-.I _ncl COllducted over a period of three The Academic Stall Salary Study rily are due to low saIary increases . dol1an from \be K_ Area _, including wMends, with Committee and low starting salaries." Cbamber '" CoauI>ette and IIlaI or- students caIIing between 9 a.m. and estimated .. wasmillion·informed that an The committee report said It "inpaisa_'s K_ Relail "--" ~.~ ........... _ _ p.m. 9 B0U3eh01ds contacted wtD pose revenue .. wouId mbe needed ~ . emphasize the relation- ceneraI pur tended to " Aroa Emnm>ic Develop- ' ........ 1. scientific sampting of fund the increase. ship between academic staff em- _t Olfict: ... well .. .nth fuDds penons in \be _ counties. There are about 7,100 academic ployment and the academic mission ""'" ParbIde. RoveIstad said \be survey is a staff employees in the UW .... _. and ~uality of the University SysThe sarvey Is beUIc led by Part· _ to government aDd cornmu- It IS -"h, u,.~u tern, and added' ide business professor James nity leaders in both coun"-. '11's a an. = prof .... onaIs. ----ISomediverse group of "Thus . teach, others ' compensation for faculty !I<M\slad. diroctor 01 the CSMR.1t ""1 10 see bow people in lbe COlld.uct. research. counsel students, and academic stall shouldcontin II boped IIlat lIlo _ can be ~ towns, cities aDd uil1._ of Ke- •• _,_,~ to he considered· th ue I*ted ysrly to pnMcIe a beDcI>- nooba and Racine "';"''ll'e; feel on a ~~,er educational programs tary m e same bu'dgmart for attitudes 01 _ts over -t _ ..... of '-'-," be said. or perform other !unctions inu.: \. !,rocesses and wilb the same __ r- •__ ., .......... grally related to teaching and the o.lective of ensuring bigh quaIi iiiiiiiiii~;;;;~::~~••';CHcIa;;;;aed;'O;D;p; ..;;e;I ~:i.c~a~.lion~.:of~an:insti:'tu:tion:of~higb~':er~~~"::'~tion for the citizens ~ .• . .... ~. ~~ offered these five ... ~~.. specific recommendations: • A special one-.time provision should he included in the 198H1 State Budget to make academic staff salaries in the UW System more competitive. • Changes made in the process used to develop the pay plan for faculty aIso should he made for the academic staff .. • .The recommendations to increase the Board of Regents' Delibility in allocating budget resources to address faculty saIary problems should he extended to academic staff. • Academic staff saIary mcreases sbould he funded from the same proportion of the general purpose revenue and fees as that which supports the UW Systern operating budget. . • The UW Systern aclJninistration should set ohjectives and guidelineS for the development of a compensa·· tion program for academic staf/. The 19-member Academic Staff SaIary Study Committee ...... cbaired by UW System Vice PresideDI RAln Bornstein. Stuart L. Rubner. director of community studenl services at Parkside, served'as vicechairman. ' Local attitudes being studied RANGER 7' Tbursday;Sept. 13, 1984 Lots of clubs and organizations need you Bored? Want to meet new people who share your interests and professional goab, or do you just want' to have fun? There are over 50 student clubs and organized activities representing university departments and special inlerst areas on campus and they are walling for . you! Parkside's second cwriculum of student activities will help students develop skiDs that will enhance their education and possible future job opportunities. Learning to plan and Implement activities, interact and relale to the university community and possible on-campus em, ployment are some of the advantages of becoming active in an organization. Clubs and organizations are open to all Parkside students and do not discriminate on the basis of race, creed, color J sex, age or sexual preference. I!you are interested in joining a group or need additional informalion, contact the Student Activities Office in Union 209 or call 553-2278. Students wishing to form new or- ' ganizations and clubs should contact the Student Activities Office for current guidelines and assistance. The following is a list of campus clubs and activities current as of July I. The deadline for clubs tu register for this year Is Oct. 1, therefore some of the clubs in this listing may become defunct or new clubs may be created. Many of the Individual differences "Individual Differences: Exploring the Psychological Compass" is the name of a course to be offered ~ by University ExtensIon, Parkside, on four consecutive Tuesdays from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. in Molinaro Hall beginning Oct. 16. The course, which costs $25, is designed to beIP participants increase both seU-understanding and underslanding of others. To register call 553-2312, A 12&-item questionnaire must be completed by participants in advance and returned to Extension by Friday, Sept. 28. Instructor will be Paul Erling Tungseth, a psycbotherapist with the Ligbtho~ Counseling Associates in Racine. Estate planning A course that will explain the basics of estate planning will be offered by University ExtensionParkside, from 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. on five consecutive Wednesdays beginning Oct. 3 in Tallent Hall. Cost of the course, to be taught by Gregory A. Ruidl, a Racine attorney and tax specialist, is $15 for individuals, $25 for families. To register call 553-2312. Registration deadline is Friday, SePt. 28. The course will locus on 'the recenUy enacted niarttal property la.w and the favorable cbanges In Wisconsin's inheritance and gift tax laws. Participants willleam bow ~ avoid unnecessary probate costs m planning their estates. ." , clubs that will be active this year will be represented at the Student Organizations Council Recruitment Fair, Sept. 26 in the concourse. Accounting Club A1I-campus Events Committee Allocations Committee American Society for Personnel Administrators Anthropology Club Art Addicts Baseball Team Basketball Teams ' Black History Month Black Students Organization Bowling Club Budget and Review Committee Chamber Singers Cheerleaders Chemistry Club Chorale Singers Cinco de Mayo Communicators (Parkside Ass0ciation of) Computer Club/Mega Byte , Contemporary Entertainment Committee Cross Country Running Teams Dance Ensemble Dart Team Data Processing Management Ass0- ciation Drama Activities Dr. Who Fiction Society' Engineering Society Geology Club GoU Hispsnic Club Homecoming CoIn,mittee Indoor Track Team Industrial and Environmental Hygiene Association International Students Organization Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship Intramurals Jazz EJisembles Leagues (recreational) Life Science Club Martin Luther King Jr. Commemorative Music Activities National Hispsnic Heritage Week Nalional Unity Party Nordic Ski Club Orchestra Outdoor Track Team Packside Activities Board Parkside Student Government Association Peer Support Organization Phi Gamma Nu Philosophical Society eo.tlued .. _ • Get to the answersfasten With theTI-55-ll. What you need to tackle the higher mathematics of a science or engineering curriculum are inore functions - more functions than a simple slide-rule calculator has. Enter the TI-55-Il, with 112 powerful functions. You can work faster and more accurately with the TI-55-Il, because ir's preprogrammed to perform complex calcula- the TI-55;Il even simpler, dons - like definite integrals, and shows you how to use all linear regression and hyper- the power of the calculator. bolics - at the touch of a Get to the answers faster. button. And it can also be Let a TI-55-Il "'i~ programmed to do repetitive show you how. 'V problems without re-entering T~vA ~ the entire formula. I~ Included is the Calculator INSTRUMENTS Decision-Making Sourcebook. Creating useful products It makes the process of using and services for you. ._., •• '\1, .-.... ('., ,,' .RANGER • 11lunday, Sept. 13, 1* which is sometimes required of limbs affected by broken bones that fail to heal. Goodman said. Since the process by which living matter responds to the EMF pulsewaves is not knoWD, Parbide scientists are breaking them into their component parts to study bow different eIeclnJIDlI&Il'c frequencies affect a s\ime mold called Physanun poIycepbalum. F'indinlls from those aperiments are being compared with the way the EMF pulsewaves as a wbole affect the slime mold. Goodman said. In this manner. the Partside scienlists hope to isolale those etee- ...-Iy '100.000 in IUDds support. (EMF) intenel with \iving organi.oC faculty reearch aDd lDOft tban imls. Amoog the __ ts being '1 mJIJioD iD studeul _uclloa conducted is one in which the sciaDd auucIal lid at PubIde ... enlists are attempIi.Dg to discoVe< acc<pled Fr\dIJ, Sept. 7 b7 \be UW the m..... ·nisms by which EMF System Ibrd ol fteBmts. pulsewaves stimulale \be heaIillll TIle Roceeb accepted $45.001 process in cases where broken !rom \be Fedon1 ~t ol boDes ha.., failed to restore tbemIIeIllh Illd HlIIIIID Servica in oup- oeIves. port ol (llIlUnu!~ reearch b7 • Goodman said \be medical ~ ...... ol PubIde ICioDtists led b7 plicalloa of EMF puJoewaves as a 1&1. _ prol_ Euc- Good- way to restore olbenrioe ~ _. _ of \be ~s _ -.., boDes is bocomin« 8"........ , ~ __ iDcreaSID«IY popuIar _ ortbo- ",. ..-rdl ~ -....... pedic_. \be ways ID which _ Eibi!ly low ",. IIIC 01 EMF pulsewaves can lreqllODCJ ~ f..1ds IftYODt \be need foe ampulslloa, Students may gain Regent seats Burckel authors Wiscons.intext as on the slate's government and economy and is geared to fourth grade pupils. It already has been adopted for us in the Milwaukee Puhlic School District beginning this fall. One of only two fourth·grade level texts on Wisconsin history available, it is published by Silver Burdelle Co" a leading New Jersey textbook publisher. Parkside archivist and bistorian Nicholas C. Burckel and his wile Lenore, an economist and former elemenlsry school teacher, and UW.Eau Claire gengraphy depart· ment chairman Ingolf Vogeler, whose wile Sharon Knopp served as curriculum and instrUction consult· ant for the project. The textbook focues on Wisconsin's history and gengraphy as well Th. last baltle between WISCOnsin Indians and the U.S. Cavalry ... fought in 1832. when Black Han led 1.000 Fo>:.sauk Indians into a tbree·monlb campaign against American soliders along the Mississippi River. ",. dillereuce between Wisconsin's highest and lowest point is less tban the height 01 the Soars Tower in Chicago. The Nasb Motors Co. (now American Motors Corp.) in Ke- _ aDd the J.I. Case Co. in Racine both made important CODtribulions to \be AllIed effort in WW fiNash bui\t tanb and Case produced parts for guns and bombs. Information lite the above abounds in "WISCOIlSin yesterday and Today," a just.published elementary school t.. lbook on' WISCOIISin history aDd gengraphy. The testbook was eo-wrillen by _ \be __ /MadiIoD campooes. ODe !rom \be other UW campooes aDd ODe lO< \be UW-Cesller sdlools." The lbree studellls would be pIcbd b7 Gov. ADtboay Earl aDd wwId baoe to be wufhmed b7 the SOIIate Ilke ...,lIar Board IIlOIDben. TIle 0Il1y ~uislles to date are that \be _ ha.., to be earoIled ill \be UW System oe Ceater ScboaIo. Olbe< •.., __ will be added as tlte bID COOS tIIroaIb tile IecIsIalIve .....-. TIle Board _ IIIOIIlbIy aDd determIDes policy aDd rules on IOfdoliC tile UW System, ........ to meet ..... aeedI, lOtting ad- _ .e-danIs Illd poIides aDd revlewile and ~ university bucIcets· ..,... ~,.. WlacoaoIIl Slate S-lor J_ Ilandocf (R) is iIllI......... biD ill \be_ ...... ol\beJ 11" .... lbIt a1IowI IMw UaIgenIly 01 "...... ...... to be IIMIIlben 01 \be Boord ol ~ ..... Ilandocf _ to _ _ ill \be UW "...... lIIId ... _It __ ....... _- _ tile Ibrd ol He- ....... TIle • ..... - be .1i ,." Iar '" i rM,. \be Ibrd to It .-II !rom \be ,,-1.. "TIle tIIne .... will be pIS. ee1"..7 ...,_eltlle UW sr-," 2 7 0... lID11I.. J 7 ... tile SOIIaIor. "W ... ftIftLocalattitudes--~ Continued from Page 6 Rovelstad. who joined Parkside in 1982 as a lull professor, ..... a professor and director of the department of tourism and Iravet ad· ministratioD in the graduate sclIool of management at the New School for Social Research. Before coming to Parkside be conducted • researeb. projeCt 'that analyzed economic impact of the "I Love New York" promotional cam· paigJI. lie also served as a consultant for the ~ew York City Office of PIanDiDg and was project director for a study of tourism manpower needs in New York City. Under Rove~d's guidance, the ' CSMR. estahlished this summer bas •oondu~ed numerous research proJects Including analysis of ~elhods used to measure economic ~pact of tourism on slsle and regIOnal economies. the impact of Lak~ Michigan salmon and trout ang1ing on regional economies and pereepti"!'" and usage of local financial lDstitutions by regional households. C~rren~ly, CSMR is studying tounsm ID a·19-county 'area of soutbeastern Wisconsin for the Sla~ Departm~t of DeveIopment and IS fese:arehiDg possible cooperalive tourism progrlllllS belweea seven .Great Lakes slales foe the Council of Great Lakes Govemon ClientS of the CSMR are located ~ eal1y; regiOnally, nationally and internationally. The CSMR brings together Part· side's diverse laeulty eq>erlise to work on practical problems lor business, government, education andoon-profit organizations. I CSMR is able to provide this . broad base of expertise because of Parkside's organizalional structure wh!ch. encourages laeulty from dil: ferent fields to work together on . common researeh projects Ravelslad said. "In addition ~ univer· sity's commitment to ';"'nomic indus~ial.and urban develop~t provIdes the environment to encourage such lacully activity." For more information caD 553- 2105.. . "--.. ---- SHARE-A-RIDE INFORMATION Ie SIGN UP AT UNION INFORMATION DESK Campus clubs Coallllaed _ ... 7 Physics Students Society Pi Mu Epsilon . Political Science Club Pre-Law Society Pre-Med C1uh Psychology C1uh RANGER ~er Hall Club Sailing Club Segregated· University F lions Committee ee Alloca· Shoaling Club Soceer Team Softball Club Softball Team Special Events Co . StUdent Nurses at '=e-UWM Student Organizations Council Student Services Committee Student Wisconsin Education Ass0- ciation Swim Club Table Tennis C1uh Tennis Team Tournaments/Recreation University Committees Veterans Club Volleyball Club Volleyball Team Wargamers . Weighllilting Club' Wind Ensemble WinIer Carnival Committee Women's History Week Wrestling Team Young Democrats., " •• I ~ , 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Monday-Thursday 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Friday 9:00 a.m.-1 :00 p.m. Saturday RANGER 9 11bursday, Sept. 13, 1984 Foreign Film Series -Students urged 'to attend j by Jim Nelbaur Feature EdItor • Many people wbo are serious about film look to foreign movies as a means of escaping Hollywood's commercialism. A series of contemporary foreign fibn classics is being presented at Parkside this year, featuring an excellent variety of film styles from various countries, directors and genre. Faculty members Nonn Cloutier, Don Cummings and Richard Rosenberg made the title selections based on a slil'Vey conducted among last year's patrons. "There are very few students who participate In the series," said Cloutier; "There are even those who asked if the fOreign fibns are in EngIisb or subtitled, worrying that they may have to see a fibn in a foreign language with no translation." Despite a lack of student participation, the series bas been an extremely suecesslul event, due at least in part to the low prices: $17 for the sixteen fibn series ($15 lor Parlrside students)-quite a price in comparison to the current commercial movie admission. . "Even if you miss a lot of the screenings, it's still worth it," said Cloutier. Among the fibns to be shown are Bergeman's operatic MAGIC FLUTE, Oscar winner MEPHISTO, Erice's haunting SPUUT OF THE BEEHIVE, LE CAGE AUX FOIr LES n, and the Japanese classic, DERSU USALA, another Oscar winner. Englisb language films are represented by England's BETRAY AL, with Mel Gibson and STEVIE, with Glenda Jackson. All foreign fibns not in English are, of course, subtitled. "We try not to use dubbed films," said Cloutier. "We were sent one mistakenly once and I raised bell with the distributor." The reason for choosing subtitles over dubbing is simply because a fibn's sound is one of its important parts. To overdub is to change a major portion of a fibn, thus lowerIng its quality. Often, dubbed fibns Student recalls D.C..trip by .11m Ne1baur . " .' Feature EdItor " s.mune" vacations have" been· fodder lor numerous insipid cOmpositions, but bow Parkside student Sue Gustin spent a portlonof ber summer proved to be quite interesting. Gustin experienced poitions of life and political existence in our nation's capitol, Washington DC, during a FOreign Policy Seminar, Aug. l2-2t. . . "The program was really 10Qd/~ sJll,said. "I would recommend!t to . anybody. The only problem Was . coming back to Kenosha aft<lward ~ realizing I'm ill 'nowbere land:' Among the peopl~ she met were. Aleunder Haig, Paul Warnke (chief negotiator for the SALT n talks), and former El Salvador Ambassador Emesto Riv~allonte. One of the issueS that Gustin became more knowledgeable. about was arms control. "SUPPOSedly the United States wants to put satellites into space and the Russians don't. On the otber band, tbe Russians don't want to limit their arms and we do haye it limited," she said. "There's so much I have questions about since I've been to Washington, because one speaker would say the Russians are ready to negotiate, and it's the United States that won't; and another speaker would say that the United States has an their cards on the table, and it's the Russians that won't negotiate. You don't know what to think." One of the Incidence that caused a bit of furor during Gustin's trip was Reagan's offhand wisecrack about bombing. Russia which he made during a micropbone check. "Everybody on the seminar couldn't believe the President of . the United. States could say someRanier Pboto ~ Dave McEvoy Sue Gustin. tbIng like that," she said, "especia1- . ly with the press there." One of the others attending the seminar was with the CIA and worked with nuclear weapons. UAt one of our sessions we were talking about nuclear arms control, and the way we figured it would prohably go is that since we don't trust the Russians, and they don't trust us, we don't see any opportunity to cut hack on weapons. Even if there is an agreement, there's still that distrust. It's kind of like the prisoner's dilemma." Gustin remembers the seminar as an extremely rewarding experience that never managed to get dull. "If the speakers weren't exciting," she said, "the bus and taxi rides certainly were!" Gustin is a mark~ting major with a minor in International Studies. Altbougb sbe wouljl accept a chance to experience a seminar sucb as this again, she states that she'd prefer it to be a bit more .. .huslness-ilriented the next'lime . Ranger pboto by Jay Crapser Nann Cloutier have one man doing all the male parts and one female band1Ing all the female roles. The sound effects can go from natural to obtrusive, and the music is usually poorly selected in place of the fibn's original score. Ranger Record Review Dio: The Last in Line w,,: by Jim Nelbaur Featore EdItor The latest release from Englisb metal veteran Ronnie James Din is an average bard rock tour de force, not unlike last year's "Holy Diver" but a far cry from the frenzied excitement of Dio's vocals on Black Sabbath'. "Country Girl" and Rainbow's "Man on Silver Mountain." "The Last In Line" is a pretty standard Dio thumping and screaming with the two good cuts - "Mystery" and the tiUe tune - getting radio play, wbile most of the rest ("Evil Eyes," "Eat Your Heart Out," etc.) are rather fonnulaic· in the April Wme/Wbitesnake assembly-line tradition. The tiUe cut is typical for Dio in that it deals with the usual demonic possession/trip to Hell theme, while "Mystery" is a mellow number with a stronger accent on Dio's work as a keyboardist. Die's soaring vocals screech above a bard driving backup sound supplied by Vinny Appice on drums, Jimmy Bain on bass, Vlv Ranger Pboto by Dave McEvoy Cambell on guitar and Claude Schnell alternating with Din on keyboards. All in all, uThe Last In Line" is an average rock record; one which is artistically insubstantial, but may possess stronger appeailor fan's of Din's style. o CHARD (OURTS STUDENT SPECIALS FROM 5120 PER MONTH * MODERN "LOFT" APARTMENTS • Appliances • Heat & Water • Carpeting • Electricity • Drapes • Parking • Furniture • Laundry facilities RESERVATIONS FOR FALL TERM •• By contacting the manager, you can actually be sure of meeting your housing rieeds in advance of the fall semester. SEPTEMBER 1, 1984 THRU MAY 31, 1985 ' RENTAL OFFICE HOURS Dally 1 pm to 5 pm . Sun. 1 pm to 4 pm PHONE 553-9009 Professionally managed by THE LANDLORD LTD. "Based On Double Occupancy ., Subject to Availability The Parkside FOreign Film Series is one of the best buys and most ~ve cultural events in our area: It i.s strongly reconi· mendedJor everyone who is .... slightly serious about fibn or the arts In general. - .St. Luke's Free films In an attempt to introduce the public to mental health services at Racine's St: Luke's Memorial Hospital, program administrator Ben Farbman bas announced a fibn series at the hospital. The theme of these fibns is a mental bealth issue of one sort or another. The fibns will be open to the public, with free admission. Seating is limited, so reservations should be made prior to each • screening by calling 636-2100 weekdays between 8:30 a.m. and 4:30 p.m. The fibns In the series include: ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO'S NEST(Sept. 18.) TENDER MERCIES(Oct. 16) GOLDEN POND (Nov. 20) KING OF HEARTStDec. 18) TERMS OF ENDEARMENT (Jan. 15) AN UNMAlUIlED WOMAN (March 19) ORDINARY PEOPLE (Apr. 16) The fibns will be shown In the Horlick Auditorium on the fourth floor of the bospital, 1300 S. Wisconsin Avenue. Patrons are asked to come in tbrougb the main entrance on Wisconsin Avenue. Tbere will be an optional discussion alter each fibn led by a staff member from the mental health services d~ent. .. ' • I' THnday, Sept. 13, 1!IIl4 1lAN(l~ by Paul Berg/" Post Nasal Strip ~ j ENGAGING IN A UTTLE HAVE yOU NOTICED THAT YOu NEVE.R SEEM 10, HEAR ABOU, "MEN WITHOUT HAlS" .ANY fl(()RE'? .3JJC The Mate Was A Mighty Sailin' Man 1 think there's still room for the The answer is rather elementary. type of comedy 1do," Denver has incred!ble Iikeabiliq: After playing Gilligan for two You want to like his character ...lo seasons Denver appeared in a sue- belnend this bumbling oaf. Never cession' of similar shows. having done anything tantamount . . to a George Bernard Shaw or Wil. THE GOOD GUYS WIth Her~ liam Shakespeare. Denver remains Edelman was Gilligan m a diner, popular in the same vein at lh Denver playing cab driver Rufus Three Stooges, Gene Autry. Th: Butterworth. Monkees, Leave It To Beaver. aod DUSTY'S TRAIL with Forrest Andy Griffith. He's not Chaplin Tucker was Gilligan out west. . but he does have the sort of appeal THE FAR OUT SPACE NUTS, a that attracts enough children (even Krafft kiddie show with Chuck Mc- old children) to give reruns of his Cann, was Gilligan in outer space. shows good daytime ratings, In between series, Denver also And now? did some big screen work. He "1 do a lot of dinner th Ire laughs when reminded of such .which 1like a lot. And my wiI~ films as FOR THOSE WHO THINK 1 have a house in Hawaii that YOUNG (1964) with James Darren, spend a great deal of time at" we and DID YOU HEAR THE ONE . ABOUT THE TRAVELING "When I'm in HoUywood I'D do SALESLADY? (1968) with Phyllis the available shows like THE Diller, dismissing them as "sum- LOVE BOAT, and eventuaUy I mer releases," . would like to do another series. but One may wonder how Denver I really got tired of being locked manages to retain his appeal after into Los Angeles working in televihaving done so many weak te1evi- sion for so many years. Right now sion shows. I'm happy with what I'm doinf.," he said.· '.' For aU its blatant siUiness, GIT.- LlGAN'S ISLAND is not a criticaHy good show at aU. however when one looks at the current crop of tel· evision programs, an ounce of GILLlGAN'S ISLAND is worth a ton of A-TEAM, THE DUKES OF HAZZARD OR WEBSTER. hy Jim NtlbIllr F..... EdlIO< An allrmpt to aplaUl why one likes Gu.uGAN'S ISLAND is tantamount to ap1alnmg the virtues of A1I tar Wresllinl. There is just some unknown force Wltllln a perIOn', I0Il1 that causes him to be amused hy the aiUy occurances on this de:oerted lsIand inhabited only by _ ... stranded castaways; victuns of a ship casualty. Pertupo beneath my phony Intellectlllllily there torts a mindless JDOuth·breatbin8 lout with an aHiJ>. .ty to< the Mlflbomoric. AUybe it's the sentimentality of the !hiD&; ba""'l BlOwn up "'th Giligan dur- ... the program', IDltial telecasts dunnc the mid silties. Why ebe _ I 1iU • _ whooe priDclpab _ hnDc such frivolitiel as -r, cIoIbIn&, costumes, pbaao- II'"Jlb reconII, aDd lUI __ supply 01 Iiq_ on what .... to be • ·'tbree boar tour." A ldepbone interview with Bob Omver, slat of the series, shed new .... t on the perennial rerun favorIte. Denver had essayed the role of Dobi.'s beatnik pal Maynard G. Knbs on the OOBIE GILLIS series from 1~1962, landing the Gilligan role in 1964. "I bad longed to do old-fashioned slapstick," the 47 year old actor said, "so when Sherwood SCwartz (creetoe and producer) offered me the part, Itook it." Wh en Gilligan left the air in 1967 It 1ftIlt into syndication (in rerun fonn) wIIere it has remained ever since. Even today. over fifteen yean after the show left the air, GILlJGAN'S ISLAND is still bigb in the aftemoon ratings. (Milwaukee's Channel 24 states that their Gilligan reruns are champions of \he weetday 4:30 pm time slot). DespIte its ......... GILlJGAN'S ISLAND is considered hy many to be the --.I leIevision show of aU time. Denver doesn·t argue this point. "I think there's still "It's definitelY down there with 'em. he said, "Basically everything room for the type of the critics say about it is true," comedy I do." "But along with programs that _Bob Denver. have tDOI'e substance and meaning, ....;;;..;..;.. _ SPECIAl. FIESTA LUNCHEON featunng FOODS FROM SOUTH OF OUR BORDER THIS FRI., SEPT. 14 UNION DINING ROOM • Classifi,eds Services Offered Lost and Found LOST!! MY weddiDc haDeI. Sept. f. Gold .Ub -"""".-. ......... IuD of 1eanUDg, UId ll'OWiDIlrith you. Your LOVE-A..[pI'. MEET mE ......... of the teadliDg.- sioD. Joirl SWEA. KEN: rrs great to 6nalIy be "home." I love you! J"tD. ~ UNn'E: The kettle's GO to boil. Let It DOt be us for dinner! Help Wanted WANTED: SWEA members Sept 19 at 1 p.m. in MolD DW. PIIOI'OGRAPBY AND -. part lime. _ houn.'::;:ieuce _ ........... Portrait .... 3030, ast for Kim. Student seats The foUowing are the vacant student seats on facultY committees, Any stud,ent interested in filling a vacancy IS encouraged to visit the PSGA office, WLLC D139A or to call 553-2036. This is an ""cellent opportunity for students to participate in the second cUcriculum at Partside: • Academic Planning and Program Review • Academic Actions • Campus Planning • CoUegiate SiiUs Subcommittee • Graduate I'rogramnw,g • Library ILearning Center • Non-instructional Affirmative Action • Registration Activities. " ,: PAB film Zoot Suit by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature EdlIO< This week's PAB film is ZOOT SUIT, a dramatic musical starring Edward James Obnos. and directed hy Luis Valdez. ZOOT SUIT is based on a Los Angeles Slage hit that failed on BroadWay. It tens the story 01 a conflict between whites and chica· nos in 194O's Los Angeles. ZOOT SUIT has a stagebound look that is very out of place on a movie screen. However, the dazzling, high energy dance numberS help the film overcome its stagey quality. . If you're getting a bit tired of average movie fare and you're looking for something a bit different. see "ZOOT SUIT. " , " , 11 Thursday, Sept. 13, 1984 A pause Crime info in the disaster by Rick Loeb< Asst. Feature EdItor . This semester, as always, all of us are going for the best grades we can get, but studying all the time cao get a bit boring. We are all entitled to a little fun. So, to liven up your life, here are some little diversions guaranteed to stave off boredom. Go to a pet store aod buy the nicest barnster you can lind. Then, go to your neigbborbood drugstore aod buy a can of sbaving cream. The next day, come to school with the bamster aod the sbaving cream con.cealed on your person. Go to the Molinaro Concourse at about· 10:00, or aoy other time of peak congestion, take the hamster in one baud aod spray sbaving cream on aod around the hamster's mouth. Quickly put the hamster 0" the floor, let it go, aod holler, "Rabid woodcbuck!" as loud as you can. Then stand back aod watch the fun. The next time you're in the hookstore aod it's quite busy, buy sometbing small, like a candy bar, aod pay for it with a five doUar bill. After you have received your change aod the salesperson has closed the cash drawer, step a few feet away from the counter, 1001< down at your cbaoge aod yell,' "I gave you a fifty! You shortcbaoged me forty-five dollars!" as loud as you can. Make a big fuss aod demaod to see the maoager. When the maoager arrives, let everyone in on your little joke. Everyone will share in your Iaogbter, especially the maoager aod the salesperson. During linals week, go into tbe library with a portable stereo. When you get to 30 area wbere maoy people are studying, turn the stereo on at maximum volume. Then nm around yelling aod screaming as loud as you can. Also go around knocking books off shelves. When security arrives, tell them someone told you tbst it was all rigbt to do this stuff during linals week, because at tbst point in the semester, everybody knows everytbing about their classes aod is just socializing in the library. When the security people tell you tbst someone was playing a trick on you, apologize nicely. Security will happily let you go aod you can have a good Iaogb as you leave. These are just a few things tbst you can do to escape boredom. 0thers include: setting the emergency stop on elevators aod then leaving, knocking on classroom doors during lectures aod running away, and trying to see how maoy paper clips you can put in the chancellor's beard before he notices. Just remember, you're not only bere to learn, you're also bere to have fun. Lots of fun. A look' at entertainment news shows by Jim Nelbaur Feature EdItor In Hollywood's heyday of the thirties aod forties, people brougbt movie lan magazines to lind out such interesting trivial tidbits as Clark Gable's favorite color aod Spencer Tracy's choice for toothpaste. Today, magazines like PEOPLE aod US are our major source for what's happening with people in the limelight, showbiz lind otherwise. All in all, these magazines concentrate more strongly on mindless drek aod sidestep the really substantial aoalysis tbat the arts deserve, the type of coverage given by sucb "respectable" publications as FILM COMMENT aod VARIETY (tlje Iatler being a bit more statistical. A program tbat debuted on television five years ago, ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT, bas attempted to combine t'ie journalistic approach of VARlETY, the mdepth appreciative approacb of FILM COMMENT aod the insipid fluff of PEOPLE or US. Rather thao blend, these elements often clash. On the positive side, we bave television joumalist Scott Osbourne doing investigative reports on such matters as the controversy surrounding John Belusbi's death aod the accusations made by various Animal Welfare orgaoizations regarding cruelty to animals on movie sets. . . Also we have Leonard Maltin, a !ibn critic wbose written credentials include' dozens of excellent books on the cinema aod a historieal knowledge of motion pictures tbst serves him well in his critiques of current movies. Maltin told me recently, "It's hard to retain some integrity and purvey some genuine information on the tube, but it's a challenge that I'm enjoying." Maltin does accurate reviews as well as some important feature stories on various film genre and other matters of historical interest, something most reviewerS shy away from. "Maoy reviewers are journalists who happened to get a job as !ibn critics. Not all of them are in it beFaShion Baubles big in college Faded, wrinkled jeans and informal T-shirts may nol have faded from the college fasbion scene, but today's college crowd has 30 eye for elegaoce which shows in their jewelry accessories, the Jewelry industry Council reports. There will be times for the dres-: sy suits aod with it, the need for tie pins, cuff links aod dressy watches - or even a .gold and diamond ring .. Chances are tbst students in the height of fasbion will sport not one but two watches in their collections. Watches for sports aod class appear in two-tone metal aod slainless steel bands, For special oecaSions, however, the new fall watches appear with black dials and bands, with the watchband liiIks intersticed with slim gold bars. The aoalog is by far the must popular in dressy quartz watches. In addition to a timepiece for his or her wrist, a compact travel alarm clock will keep the student body on schedule for classes. Desk sets, and pocket pen aod pencil sets, are part of the back-toschool needs of serious scholars -, Small diamonds appear in tie pins aod rings, wbere the diamonds are olten used in a pave effect, says the council. Women students will be taking along their jewetry wardrobe to switch daytime costumes to. evening elegaoce with the aid of drop earrings aod a mixture of pearls, beads and stones to accent fall's colorful new 'apparel: ' cause they love movies, or bave more tban basic knowledge of film," said Maltin. Judging by the fact tbst Roger Ebert recently referred to the great director Ernst Lubitsch by calling him "Ernest," I'd say Maltin was rigbt. ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT's flaws lie in the appel)[- aoce and delivery of its co-hosli. First we bave Ron Hendren. a wholesome, baby-faced chap wbo has the same bubbly effervescence whether he's reporting on a movie star's death or a place wbere the stars' dogs go to be groomed. Next we have Mary Hart, another "geewbiz'golly-swell" sort wbo rarely changes mood in facial expression or tone of voice. But if ENTERTAINMENT T0- NIGHT is so-so, the local TAKE TWO is positively in~pt. Produced by Carmichael Communications out of Kenosba (they say Chicago on the show, but this is not so), lbe same outfit tbst distributes the free TV guide known as HAPPENINGS MAGAZINE,TAKE TWOis a bombastic farce attempting to cut in on ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT's territory as far as !ibn is concerned. Host Dave McGrath is a very still, lifeless sort who speaks in 30 annoying monotone. His blandoess is so outstaildilig tbst working as a OJ on 30 easy listening radio station is a career imperative. He makes several errors in reviewing his films (like stating John Belusbi appeared with Ackroyd in GHOSTBUSTERS). He's also the editor of HAPPENINGS (be recenUy referred to video failure Alan Tbicke as "multitalented"!) The show's resident historiao is Dale Kuntz, one of those guys wbo rates a film on the strength of "Gee, isn't Tyrone Power haodsome" or "My, aren't Judy Garland's costumes lovely!" It's aoybody's wager that the guy's favorite film is GONE WITH THE WIND. His breathtakingly fascinating feature stories have included a piece on "Great Movie Logos." TAKE TwO does get some celebrity interviews, but such inane questions are asked. Roger Moore was asked, "How did you meet your wife?" Hodney Dangerfield was asked, HWhat's your favorite movie?" How did TAKE TWO get its name? One insider believes tbst the name is representative of the num-· ber of stations airing the program. Perhaps there never will be an entertainment news sbow tbsl caters to those of us wbo desire a more serious, intelligent sbowcase when presenting various events pertaining to tbe arts. For now, ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT will bave to suffice. a-BALL LEAGUE WHERE: Union .Ree Center - Length: Weeks WHEN: Mon., 4 p.m.-5:30 p.m. Cost: $2/person/week BEGIN: Mon. Sept. 24 (includes trophy fee) SIGN UP AT UNION REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2695 FOR MORE INFO, ENTRY LIMITED TO 16 PLAYERS The Kenosha Area Chamber of Commerce has issued an invitation to local organizations, charter members aod the public to help finance Operation Q.T", a crime prevention program wbich offers rewards for information leading to the arrest of criminals. The program, in cooperation with thO' Kenosba Police Department and lbe Kenosba Counly Sheriff's Department, has resulted 'in the arrest of several people who have committed crimes in the area, said the chamber of commerce. For further information, call the Chamber at 65(..2165. "....-.....---... ~~ .-J! ..-::---./'r...t. L/ \f .-1:1 Vr (l}lbr l!owr.1 l!o~"pp. ~ PARKSIDE UNION 10:11I am - 4:11I pm • Jube Jells • licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Pep perm Int Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starllte Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Oiscs • Candy Coffee Discs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Carob Malted Milk Balls • Carob Raisins • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Ball •. Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked Almonds whole SPECIAL WEEK Of SEPT. 17 CHOCOlATE COVERED PEANUTS 25% OFF • ,i· \. . 1% Wild Life CIl~~)Wfllrr's nilS I ItEA R A80IJr AtJOi\lER WOMP,~? Af'X> SHE IJl)R~ /\T 1Hr flHDrOCl\Pl' stbP. Ranger film review: Another .,. RId< l.-... Aat. F_ Edbar Once Upocl • lime. iJl the mysti- <aI JJlO\'1e",m_, tbeft 1ived • man ruomed JolIII Dora. JolIIIIibeI 10 wnu. IlId dIn!ct movies. John bad a wile ruomed 80. 80 libel 10 lal:e her clothes aU. A lot. One day. John IlId 80 bad an Idea John would wrill!! IlId dIn!ct a movie m _ 80 could IaI:e aU her clothes. A lot. So John IlId 80 llOI oome lIlClDey from aome very CUlhble people IlId made their movie. Aft... lbey finished, lbey sholred tbeir movie 10 a bunch of men from a kiJJcdom called MGM/ UA who sald lbey would seod the JDOVie aU IlOUDd the land. 'Ibese IIlOIIlooted at the JDOVie IlId lbey wee _ed. They sald the movie would be 11lu.d X, _ WllS very, very bad. The reason it would be 11lu.d X was that, iJl the JDOVie. 80 looIt off her clotbes. A lot. ADd so did oome lIM!II. 10 fact, many times 80 IlId lbe m... bad tbeir clolbes off at the same time. ADd lbey did naughty lbinp. The men from the CROSSWORD PUZZLER ,"CROSS 1 Bother .. ex.sI 6 Vessels 11 Tough $.1\,9(- "",Me metal 13 Ambassador 15 Negallve 1e Reol Hl \le",.e 19 etHer ",etch 21 Bridge 22 ~tkhon: abbr. 23 Stgoll'e5 2680w 29 Cloth stnp 31 TransactIOn 33 A,."er 111naly 34 Heblew month 35 SUitable 38 Change COlOr ot 39 Near 40 Negat1lo'e prellx 4 18.bkal weed 43 Small valley 45l,mb 47 PtelU"e· lall'ng dtt\llCes 50 Rupees abbr 52 Heap 53 Church bench 56 Spoken 58 Small factory 60 As rat as 61 HOly 63 CIo'hesmaker 65 Apponloned 66 SpaOlsh artICle 61 In addItion OOWN 1 Skin aliment 2 Entrance 3 RiVer In Siberia .. Consecrated 5 Public storehouse 6 Mtxed 7 Faeroe Islands whIrlwind 8 Matures 9 Claw 10 Mu$IC~as wrltlen 12 Symbol for alumlnum 14 Printer's measure 17 Pulverized rock 20 Drink slowfy 24 Tidy 25 Declare 27 Semi-precious stone 28 laVIsh fondness on 29 Caudal appendage 30 Competent 32 Mother of Castor and PcHlux 36 Moccasin 37 Snared 42 Man's name 44 Snake 46 Solemn 48 Raise the spirit 01 49 Pertaining to lhe kidneys 51 Narrow openlOg 54 Short jacket 55 Promise 56 Hypothetical force 57 Edge 59 Note of scale 62 Compass point 64 Note of scale 19&4lJnlled F_tute SyndICate. Inc:. Puzzler answers Page 15 kingdom of MGM/UA said they would not seod lbe movie all over the land unless 80 IlId the men kept tbeir clothes on more. John said he wouldn't change anything. because be knew. deep in his heart. that people wouldn't want 10 ... the JDOVie unJess 80 looIt off her clothes. A lot. So John said nasty lbinp 10 lbe m... from lbe kingdom of MGM/ UA IlId went 10 lbe Cannon Group instead. The men from lbe Cannon Group said lbey would seJ:.d lbe movie all over lbe land. and lbey wouIdn't ask John 10 change anytbp. But, because many lbeaters woiJIdo'l show a movie thai's rated X, lbey would release it wilbout a rating. They put a warning on the movie that said nobody und er 17 could it. They should bave put anolb warning on lbe movie that said nobody over 17 sbouId ... it eilb er, That would have been good. Because John's and Bo's movie stinks. A lot. As you can probably tell from lbe preceding fairy tale. I dido't like BOLERO. ADd I'm going 10 tell you why. Allow me 10 begin by giv_ ing you a brief plot synopsis. 10 BOLERO, 80 Derek plays a virgin (bet you dido't know this llick was science fiction. did ya?) who graduates from college. To celebrate, 80 does what I'm sure all of us are going 10 do when we graduau.. She runs around the college grounds taking off all ber clotbes. Thea she. ber friend Catalina IlId her cllauffeur. Cotton, go 10 Morocco. where 80's character (I nev ... did catch lbe name) wants 10 lose her virBinity with a I'eIl1 sheik. You .... she loves Rudolph ValeDtino . movies, ao naturally she bas the hots fc!r sheiks. Anyway. she meets thia sheik, who lal:es ber off 10 his tent, pours milk IlId boDey all over her body IlId licks it off. Due 10 circumstances beyond b... control, she doesn·t lose her virBinity. 10. of course. it's off 10 Spain. 10 Spain she faUa iJl love wilb a buJJfillhter who isn't popuIar because be doesn't like 10 kill bulls. Instead. be sticks the swonIs into a pad strapped 10 lbe buD's back thus pleasing the HIIDlIDe SocietY 10 no end. 80 and the buJlfipter 11IItT5 R16rIf· 7 HoU DID 'rbLl KtvlIw. have some really good sex. Then lbe hullfigbter gets gored by a hull and becomes impotent. Meanwhile. lbe sheik (remember him?) tries to kidnap 80 and fly h... back to his country. 80 wants none of this; so, expert skydiv... lblit she is, she bails out. When she gets back to the love of h... life, she decides to try a radical cure for his impotence. She ball him teach h... 10 become a hullfighter. This, of course, works. and Bo and her guy have some more great sex and lbey get married. Okay. so the synopsis wasn't all that short. I bave a couple of good reasons why Ilold you the entire plot. First, I wanted you to know just bow dumh lbe plot is, and second, now that you know how the movie turns out. you woo't spend $3.75 out of curiosity. Now. I know that lbere are some of you out there who might go to see it just to see if it·s as bot as the ads make it out 10 be. Don't bolb.... This movie is about as «;rotic as eJectro.sJiock therapy and aJmost as fun. The dialogue in BOLERO is among lbe worst Ibave ever beard I'd quou, some, butI'm afraid thai I'd make you sick. The acting is as abysma) as the script. Do delivers all her lines wilb a kind of wideeyed look that, Iguess, is SlIpposed 10 convey. h... innocence. but only succeeds 10 making her loot hraindamanged. George Kennedy. as Cotton. the cllauffeur. Iooks totany embarrassed. All of.lbe supporting, by John Kovalic BO DEREK n.A~ ~AnAd1!en/ure in Ecstas» cast speak in accents so thick thai this is the first English language movie I've ever seen that n'" subtiUes. In conclusion: BOLERO is an inept, boring. tacky. tasteless, unerotic, .silly and incredibly stnpid film. Iwould call it a dog or a tur· key. but I don·t want 10 lal:e !be chance of offending our friends in lbe animal kingdom. Let me put it this way: H you set this movie out on a hot day. even the flies wouldo't louch it. Conference A one-day conference OD "Grado· ate Education for Minority Students" will be held on Oct. 12 at the University of I\Iinois Chicago Campus, sponsored by the Committee for Institutional Cooperation. The annual event is open 10 stlIdents, faculty and staff, IlId .wiI\ feature Dr. Samuel lletances, pr0- fessor of Sociology at Northwestern University and cohost of WMAQ's "Inside Out," as lbe keynote spook- .... Dr. Betances, an ezperl on IllCO and ethnic reJatiOllS. is a co-founder of the Latino Institute of Chicago. In addition to lbe conference. there will be a workshop on lbe Graduate Record Examination, which is open to bolb counseJors and students. For furth ... inf0rmation. call the Committee lor Institutional Coo~tjon.at (312) 88&f63O. 13 Thursday, Sept. 13, 1984 Unusual Sport Australian rules football One of the most popular sports in the world is also one you may never bave heard of, unless you have cahle T.V. Even then, you either bave to stay up late or get up early to see it. This unusual sport is characterized by a hunch of guys in shorts and muscle-type shirts runniug around trying to get hold of an oblong, blunt-ended ball. When they finally 'do get a grtp on the ball, they inunediately punch it or kick it away. This game is Australian Rules Football. 'Footy,' as it is known to the people "down under," contains elements of rugby and. soccer to create a totally unique sport. It is only one of four divisions of football in Australia. There are two divisions of rugby and one of soeeer; hut footy is by far the most exciting and the most followed. Supporters of these tearns often seem fanatical in their following. Crowds at these games commonly exceed big part. Paulson added, "Being 60,000. mentally tough is one of the biggest Australian Rules is not new; the parts of the game." Paulson be- game originated in 1858. It was , lieves that physically his team will used as a way for soccer players to always be in the game, but the keep active in the winter. It is playmental preparation must come cd primarily in the southern Ausfrom within each player. "As far as tralian states of Victoria, South intenectually playing the game, that Australia, West Australia and Tascan be trained. Emotionally, which - mania. ' , is most important,has to come " :~ within. That can't be train- WOmen'S Cross Country Besides training bard and entering the season, pumy tournaments tbrcJuCbout the volleyball team has Freshmen dominate team organized what Paulson calls "media night." Media night, which occured last saturoay. (Sept. 8) in the Porbide gym, consists of food. fun and volleyball. Paulson set up a volleyball match between the Kenosha media and the Racine media. When the games between the two teams were finished, the members went upstairs to the conference room where they enjoyed refreshments as they watched the women's volleyball team play Parkside alumni. Paulson organized "media night" mainly to have some fun, but also becatise he wanted to introduce the media to good women's volleyball. "It's nice to know them." be says. "And if the Parkside team needs an article: the media is happy to do it... Although the women's volleyball team may be a liWe shorter than previous teams, the hustle and defense of this team will surely pro- 'vide a cballenge to all opponents. The women's volleyball team who won all three matches against carthage last Thursday, Sept. 6. The results were: IS-3, 11>-4and IS13. Women's Rang~;PhoiOby Dave MCEvoy Alumni Volleyball Touruamenl Volleyball Team looks good; brings home' wins by Kimberlle Kronich The Parkside women's volleyball team is off to a good start, baving beaten their first opponent, carthage College, last Thursday. TbIrd year coach Terry Paulson seems to bave a good idea of his team's streogtbs and weaknesses. The tenmember team consists of: Kim Tesber, senior; Fran Busalacchi, LorIe Herman, Janet Koenig and Kim VanDeraa, juni~rs; Amy Henderson, Karen Greene and Sberi LechDer, sophomore; and Laurie Jatusz and Sharon Abbott, Iresbmen. Paulson admits that the team bad some weaknesses from the start. For one, the team is only carr,ing ten players, whi~ makes it Io'gb at practice, especially when the team waDts to scrimmage one another.Secondly,the team is Dot a tall blockingteam, with the average beightabout 5'6". Teammember Janet Koenig admits, "This year we're a little bit weakerthan other years because we're shorter, hut we make up for It on our defense and our quickness," Paulson agreed that the strengthof the team is in its "opPOrtunity to be a good, fast team." . H the success of the women's volleyballteam lies in its defensive ability, Koenig certainly plays a maJOrole. Paulson stated, "Janet bustles.Kim Tesber is also doing' g"'"! tbings on the court, both de- ~ensivelyaod offensively. In addion, some of the players who sat out all uf last year are starting to ~, in aod play some good,volleySince volleyball is a game of momentum,mental altitude plays a Sports trivia quiz Hey,trivis fans -did last week's , qUestionthrow you for a loop? Here'sthis' week's question and last Week's answers: In the 1971Super Bowl, this man becaJIle~ .b~ 'in Bal\i!nOre wheq , be kicked the winDIng field i!oai in the Colt's 16-13 victory over the Dallas Cowboys. Yet, two years later, he was out of pro football. Who was this man? Last week's answ:er: Jlack:Wilson; 56 home' runs, 190RBI's: - ... by Robb Luehr by Carol KoneDdieil: Sports EdItor Accoring to Coach Mike DeWitt, this year's women's cross country team is young. The team, which has been practicing before school, is compbsed of six freshmen, one sopbomore and one junior. The members are: Carol Romano, junior; sarah Hiell, sophomore; and Michelle Marter, Julie McReynolds. Jill Fobair, Colleen Wisner, Julie Wuarow and Cathy Polacheck, freshmen. . The young team, however, looks pretty good, according to DeWitt. He feels the team has the poteotial to fit right behind the top tearns - UW-LaCrosse, UW-Milwaukee and Marquette. He's hoping the team finishes in the top 15 out of about The playing field is about the size of a soccer field, with slight variations betweeo stadiums. The dimensions are 165to 215 yards loog, 130to 165yards wide. The game is played in four sominute quarters, or 'turns,' with a haHtime in betweeo the second and third quarters. There are 32 players on the field at all times with substitutes available. The object of the game is to get the ball through goal posts at the end of the field. There are four posts: two tall ones in the middle with a short one on each side. A ball kicked or punched through the tall posts is a goal worth siz points and a ball that. goes betweeo a tall and a short post is a 'behind,: worth one point. The team with the highest point total at the end of two hours of play is the winner. There is an eztremely high potential for inflated scores. The record is 287 points. The game begins with the center bounce, much like the jump ball in basketball. The ball is tipped to a teammate, who inunediately starts down the field. The ball is advanced by kicking, punching or running with it. Tackllog is allowed, but only by grabbing the opponent between the shoulders and knees. H a ball is loose on the field, a mad scramble often results. The roughness of the game seems un26 teams. The team ran a scrimmage meet at Stevens PoiDt. The meet was close, with Parkside losiog by one point. The score was 27-28. The women will begin the season this saturday at Michigan. They will compete against Hillsdale College (Michigan) and MaloDeCollege (Canton, Ohio). "H we just go out and hold our own, we should do very good," said DeWitt. Thougb the team looks promising, DeWitt is also impressed with the team's spirit. "The team is the best and easiest to coach because the altitudes are good about workouts. H they run with that altitude all year, we whould reach our goal. H we don't, however, it still will be a successful season," concluded DeWill. TRY A VIDEO GAME in the REC CENTER OR UNION SQUARE We have a wide selection. featuring: * STAR WARS * TAPPER * CRYSTAL CASTLES * TRACK & FIELD * MS PACMAN * TUfENKHAM * MILLIPEDE * FAX , <; •* Ji1.llCK WIDOW controlled, but the referees keep a close watch on the game. Penalties can be called for excessive rough play, interference and tackling above the shoulders or below the Imees. Penalties range from yardage markoffs to free kicks. H a kicked ball is caught, that is a 'mark,' which entitles the catcher to bave an uoobstructed kick toward the goal. H he begins to run, be is fair game; but if he elects to kick the ball. no player can inter- [ere with him. Marks can be made up to 12 feet in the air. Despite the fact that this game is mown almost exclusively to Australians, it draws as many people in a year as pro football does in the U.S. Also consider that out of a population of ahout 13 million people, there are over 500,000registered fooly players. That's about four percent of the total populalion. For unequalled action and excitement, Dothing beals Australian Rules Foothall. PARKSIDE UNION OUTDOOR RENTAL CENTER .2 MAN TENTS .4 MAN TENTS • SLEEPING BAGS • GROUND PADS • GAS HEATERS • GAS LANTERNS • COOK STOVES • COOKING KITS • ICE CHESTS • WATER JUGS • CANTEENS • VITTLE KITS • CAMP SHOVELS • BELT AXES • HUNTING KNIVES • POCKET KNIVES • COMPASSES • FIRST AID KITS • FLASHLIGHTS • CAMP STOOLS • FISHING RODS • FISHING NETS • FISH BASKETS FALL RENTAL HOURS Mon. 1 pm-s pm Thur. 4 pm- 8 pm Fri. 1 pm-6 pm ADVANCE RESERVATIONS NECESSARY . CALL: 553.2408 . ,.... ' ~~.- - , 14 n.ndllJ, SepL 13, 1184 .. -- Vinegar great for skin "'ConI Kr ,.. s,.toA smooth comp\elloo is WIJOderful to have (for both IIlOIl and _> but bani to obQIn. 0DIy a lew pc.- aaturaIIJ dou *in, and I'm DOt .... of them. 1.. acImlrtnc a fri<Dd'. comp\elloo .... day and told her 1 wisbed my lace _ed so uublemisbed. In the Ioncth of a lecture me told me what me did to oblaiD her lair *in, and _ to tftp it. Her dermatoJocist pre5Cibed a daily "'IiJDe. First, wasil the lace .nth a llOl><leodonntJOaP, sucb as Ivory. Alter wahiIlC tbe lace, rime it well .nth warm to semi-bot water Alter riDsiDC the lace, fill ~ hatbroom sink .nth water as but as the lace .no tolerate. Be careful DOt to get itlDo bot, "'" could bum the face. '!beD add about a quarter to a ball of a cup of apple cider YiDepr to tbe water. With Ibis solution, rinse each side of the lace ten limes on each side, tbeu 20 limes on the entire lace. To be effective, do Ibis everyday, twice a day. In fact, the sikin mau appear worse for a couple of weeks, but acconIiDg to her doctor, it', the skin gettiDg rid of its impurities. In about a montb, the face sbouId begin to clear up. Wbeo it does, don't stop the "'IiJDe, but iJ>- stead continue. This sboukI become as habitual as brushing your teetb. I tried it for a couple of montbs (yes I'm guilty 01 quitting too soon), and lound that it was truly effective to combatting my skiD problems. Also, to pleasant surprise, it oost less tbao most skiD care produets. The apple cider vim>- gar eon be purchased at any groeery store, aIoog with the soap. I! you've given up all other metbods, try Ibis and perhaps nol overnight but in a month you'll bave a new compiesion. FALL BOWLING LEAGUES IN THE REC CENTER Mixed Couple - Every Other Fri. - Begin Sept. 28 - 7 p.m.-g:30 p.m. _ 4 Person Teams - 7 Weeks - $2.50/Person Mixed Couple - Sundays - Begin Sept. 30 - 7 p.m.-g:30 p.m. _ 4 Person Teams - 8 Weeks - $2.50/Person Parent-Child - Sat. - Begin Oct. 6 - 10 a:m.-12 p.m. _ 4 Person Teams - 16 Weeks - $1.25/Person "League Fee Includes Trophies & End of Year Pizza Party SIGN UP FOR LEAGUES AT THE REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2695 FOR MORE INFORMATION Men & Women'. IoWIIIl9 Club &V-.ltyT ..... IIMtlII9 • .• PX~~I~~~i~~~N: f > --.\... '.,' .... BIG 6 CONFERENCE '0/0 I •. " ST. LOUIS MATCH GAME '* t ..."MIDWEST INTERCOLLEGIATE .. I "ASSOCIATION OF COLLEGE ~ ., "UNIONS -INTERNATIONAL ) . 'L": . ( .~\i REGIONAL TOURNAMENTS ,..... ~.~ Ij " AREA INVITATIONAL . ""-' TOURNAMENTS '1--...... Fri., Sept. 14, 1 p.m. Aec Center NO MINIMUM BOWLING AVERAGE REOUIRED FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT MIKE MENZHUBER IN THE REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2408 Fomen's Tennis Team forced by Robb Luebr Partwde's· wamen's tennis ~ is now doWDto five members, WIth the Joss of Carol swenson and June H~~ 6 the Rangers bad a . dual meet ;.g.inst the College of S~. Francis at parkside. St. Fran."," won every match to blank parkside &-0 Included were two forfeits bea';'" of the sbortage 01 players ·for Parbide. The oo1y match to ~o three _ was a doubles match mvolYingAnn Althaus and Kim Krani~ Sept. 8, the Rangers toot a sbort bop over to eartbage .CoDege for a quadraDgu1armeet WI!\,Carthage, Rosary and Coneordia Co1- to forfeit leges. There was no ollieial linaI score for the meet beeause the d0ubles matches were aD.raioed but best estimates put p"':; fourth. Four Parkside players woo 00le match each. Jaclde Rillmer belt Rosary 7-5, 6-4; Ann Althaus belt Rosary 6-4, 6-0; Kim Kraoieh belt Coooordia 6-4, 6-2; and Linda Ma.- ters beat Rosary 6-2, 6-0. Ontt again, there was a forfeit due 10 a Iael< of team members. The next meet lor ParbieIe is Tuesday, Sept. 11 agaiDst UW-Milwaukee. On Saturday, Sept. l5,lbe Rangers .no travel to Osbkosb to participate to a doubles tournament. Results will be published next week. Men's Golf Stephens predicts great season by Robb Luebr This laD, the Parkside golf team looks strong and experienced. Six members of last year's team returned, with Oo1yJobo Sclmelder and Bob SobOllost to graduation. "I'm looking lorward to a good year," said Coach Steve Stephells. "We have some good golfers returning, and we have some good young golferS, wbo so far haven't been tested." Rick Elsen, Stephens' top g<l1fer from last faD, earne back to lead the Parkside team. Also returning are senior Mike Ritaea; Scotf Sehellfeffer, . Ken Maegard, Bill Aiello and Don Messersmith. Maegan! is perhaps the most improved golfer this year, baYing the lowest orore (75) at the team's qualifying tournament last week. A starting player of note is freshWed, Sept, 12 man Kyle Corrigal. He was the number one golfer lor Kenosha Tremper last year anti is deserlbed by Stephens as a "confident play. er." Other new members include Jim Zuzinee and Tim Sobol. Despite the fact that he has siJ: veterans this year, Stephens said. "We're counting on our young players." The Ranger's schedule Ibis fall is similar to last year's to the respect that all the matches but one are large tournaments (eigbt to 16 teams). The single exception is a dual meet with Marquette, which is an annual riva1ly. LaSt year, Stephen's team bad one first place and two seoond place lioisbes, and was in the top ball nearly aD the lim •. With most of his players relutning, and some good beginners, Stephens is oonfident that his team will have a great golf season. at Whitewater Triangular (UW-Qshkosh, UW·Whltewater) 7: 15 & 8:30 Fri,-Sat, -Sept. 14-15 Tues,-Sept. 18 Thurs,-Sept, 20 Fri.oSat ... Sept. 21-22 Thurs,-Sept. 27 Fri.-Sal,_. Sept. 28-21 Wed.-Ilct.3 Fri,-Sat.· Ocl. 5-6 at UW-Milwaukee 5 p.m. & 9 a.m, Home vs. Marquette University 7 p.m. Home vs. Elmhurst College 7' p.m. at UW-LaCrosse Tournament at UW-Milwaukee at Ferris State College Tournament at UW-Madison Home-Ranger Invitational UW-Parkside, Elmhurst, NE Illinois, Ferris State III. Benedictine ' 4 p.m. & 9 a.m. Home-vs. National College ' of Education 7 p.m. at St. Ambrose Tournament Home-Triangular . Lewls vs Parkside UW-Milwaukee vs. Lewis UW·MlIwaukee vs. Park.ide at University of III,-ehicago at U. ,of Minn.-Duluth Tourney. " . Tues.-Ilcl, 9 Fri.-Sal._ Ocl. 12-13 Wed.-Ilct, 17 Tues,-Ilct. 23 Fri.-Sat.- Ocl, 28-27 4 p.m., 9:30 a.m. 7 p.m. 6 p.m. & 9 a.m. 7:30 p.m. TBA 5:341 8:38 7:38 7:38 TBA '. , ,,;, " " ' 15 lrhursday, Sept. 13, 1984 Last year's soeeer team 'kick II oul' iD previous ma~' Soccer team conquered Soceer team scrimmages to prepsre for, grueUug season. Intramurals the Union Building. Teams are required 10 provide a referee who will be assigned to a game other than their own. There is no entry fee. Entries must be turned in by 4:30 p.m. on Sept. 18 at the Phy Ed offices on the second floor. Entry forms DI!ly be obtained from the Phy Ed build: ing. by Carol KorleDdick Sports, Editor The soccer team lost their first game to Northern Dlinois last Wednesday. SepL5, The Iinal score was 2-1. Parkside was winning 1~ in the first baH, but at the 65th minute of the game, Northern Dlinois scored their first,point. One minute and 7 seconds later, Dlinois scored again, making their Iinal score of two, Coach Rick Kilps felt the team 'played very well. "The team improved since the beginning of the Flag football The fall intramural flag football league is beginning' After a successful year in 1983, teams are looking forward to the 1984 season. Plan now to enter. ' A team is composed' of six individuals. Games will be scheduled for 3: 30, 4:30 and 5:30 p.m. on Tuesdays and Thursdays beginning Sept. 20, on the field adjacent to Exercise over medicine by Carol Kortendick patients with '1nIId' high blood Sports Editor pressure should be on a regimen that emphasizes a weight reducing By now, most people realize the diet (if overweight), restricted salt importance of incorporating eser- intake and exercise rather than . cise into their' lives. According to medication," as stated in the Aurecent studies, however, exercise gust issue of Glamour magazine: may be a form of medication for in- According to Glamour, over thirdivlduals with high blood pressure, ty-five million Americans suffer Usually, high blood pressure pa- from high blood pressure, Of this tients are treated with antihyper- number, about 70 per cent fall into tensive drugs, such as diuretics, hut the 'mild cases.' Those who do not , now some doctors are prescribing respond to a non-drug treatment, exercise. however. are advised to return to a "According to 'new guildelines drug treatment. Before embarking from the Joint National C.ommittee on any form of exercise program, on Detection, Evaluation and however, consult your physician Treatment of ~ Blood Pressure, first. Investment course The, prosect of bankruptcy and -Raymond Burezyk, Attoney, foreclosure can be a ,devasta!ing Trustee for Chapter 13 AlloealioDs. and frightening experience. In' to- "Chapter 13: An Alternative to, day's dilflcult economy, more and Bankruptcy." more people are confronted with fi- -PaUlcla Ruffolo, Budgel Coon· .::;+~+~nancial problems, But bankruptcy selor, FamIly Services of RaeiDe. and foreclosure can be preveuted. "Budgeting Basics " Join legal and financial experts , . " , ' , in exploring the prevention of bank- Heservations for this program ruptcy and foreclosure on Wednes- are requested and can be madehy day, Sept. 19 at the Golden Rondel- calling the Rondell.e at 631-21~ Ie Theater. The program begins at 7' Monday through Friday. There IS p.m.' " no admission charge. The Golden Featured speakers for the pro- Hondelle Theater is located on the PEW gram are: ~rner .of 14th and Franklin Streets -KIm Buras, ProgrIIIIl ~r, mHaeme. T 0 Westside Home Buyer's CliDIe,MIl- This program is a cooperative ef· ,L 0 ,R "waukee "Deta";nD ForeclosUre Ac-< fOrts.with, Family,SeMee of>l\aeiIle • 'N '0 'don:"- ...... '. ,-;-<>, " •••• ~ •• , and Project F.A,C.E. Puzzler answers from PageTz season. Dlinois had eight of last year's eleven starting players; we only had three:' said Kilps, Parkside's only point was made in the first baH hy Wayne Aderna, with an assist hy Scott Gerhartz. In the second half, the team started to slip. Andy Buchanan, a returning player, sprained his ankle in a tackle. The second baH also revealed nlinois' conditioning advantage. Kilps explained, "11Iinois began practicing about len days before us, and at the 65th minute the condi· tioning showed." Last Saturday, the soccer team played against Parkside's alumni. The team lost again, with a 4-2 score. "The game started in a downpour and ended in one. No one really wanted to be out there:' Kilps said. The soccer tearns' next games will be Tuesday, Sept. 11 and Wednesday, Sept. 19. Tuesday's game will be held in Deerfield at 3:30 p.m, Parkside will host Wednesday's game, starting at 4 p.m, NORTH SHORE SNJINGS and the smart Student LOANS Get your s ut dent loan application at the college . d . . t atl'on office or from North Shore Savings, amllllsr . 1601 Washington Avenue, Racme, or telephone 552-7124. O u have the form, it's easy to get your financing. nce yo f h ffi I I" S· I complete your portion 0 teo icia app rcation irnpry . . Th h I and submit it to your school administrator, e sc 00. in turn, will notify you of it's approval and return the appplication to you. Next, bring in or mail the application to the Uptown Office of North-Shore Savings. We take it from there and coordinate the details with Madison '; You'll be notified when your check is ready. That's it! Fast efficient service on a complicated matter. No one does it better! . II e and zraduat tuden are invited 10 n to fllWl th r ed lion. Let'. romilkr SOf1U' SlUMm Loon facts: -'" have an open door lending policy .•. money ,~ble 10 all dipble tudent . -If .~ J ,there IS no need for co- igners, -You have 10 2.500 a year ••. even mon for cradua<e students! lO\\,GOn:R ML ;r-APPRO\'D) Iy, there isn't a better deal anywhere. -TIle r te start riih IS the rate you ta) with, lhe tune to lock Into th auraeuve rate! n'l an until 6 month> .fter zraduation. WHEN YOU'RE· READY FOR A STUDENT WAN, MOVE FAST. THE SOONER YOU ACT THE SOONER YOUR LOAN WILL BE APPROVED. NORTH SHORE SAVINGS IS EXPECTING YOU. DoI1't mcdriculate without one \ h,on n ,I I oan 1h.-('.Hll1h:nl '1>(11 \\ ,I11111ion \"'I\II~ K.I 111". \\ I 51-ll}1 • R.h,:illl.' Pholll.' o.n-I.2J7 • }\l.'Iw"ha Phulle 55Z-7124 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Convocation Gen Con Soccer coach Page 6 Page 10-11 Page 16 Thursday, Sept. 6, 1984 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 13, No. 1 No smoking Parkside clears the air by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor The Wisconsin Clean Air Act was enacted by Governor Earl on April 18. It was to be put into effect on July 1, 1984 and fully implemented in all public buildings by July 1, 1984. The act states that those smoking in non-designated areas will be fined $25 after July 11,1985. The Student Services Committee of PSGA (Pa rkside Student Government Association) requested student input as to where the smoking areas should be on this campus. A survey was developed and distributed and the Student Services Committee received 900 responses, 50 percent nonsmokers and 50 percent smokers. The survey asked whether the respondent smokes, if they did, where do they smoke the most often, where they most dislike for people to smoke, and whether they felt Union Square should be sectioned off into smoking and nonsmoking sections. The results are the basis for how this campus has set up its smoking and nonsmoking areas. A great majority of the respondents, both smokers and nonsmokers, agreed that they did not like people smoking in small confined areas and they did not like people smoking while they were eating or while other people were eating. Most respondents also agreed that Union Square should be divided and sectioned between smokers and non smokers. The designated smoking areas on campus will include the Union Recreation Center, Union Square, part of the Union Dining Room (there will be signs identifying these areas), the Molinaro Canteen, a small area in the Greenquist Concourse, the WLLC Coffee Shoppe area, the back lounge in WLLC, the upper level lounge in the Phy EM building, and the vending area in Tallent Hall. The committee tried to make at least one of the specified smoking areas in each building. In offices where more than one person works, the people in the office should decide whether the office will be smoking or nonsmoking. Barb Johnson, a representative on the Student Services Committee, said that the committee tried to do what the student surveys seemed to want them to do, but "there was really no viable way to divide Union Square or the Coffee Shop Area. We feel we did what most of the students will be happy with." Johnson went on to explain that the enforcement of the act will really be up to the students and members of the Parkside community. "The security guards won't drag you away for smoking in the wrong place, but if students don't follow it and enforce it themselves, it surely won't be followed. If you see someone smoking in a non-designated area, let them know and simply ask them to put out their cigarette or go somewhere else." Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy The cigarette mash shows how smoking is becoming less popular. Excellence awards given to diversified group Two professors received distinguished teaching awards and a counselor received an academic staff award for outstanding university service at Parkside's annual convocation on Friday, Aug. 31. Stella C. Gray Distinguished Teaching Awards, named for the longtime Parkside English professor who retired last May and funded by the Parkside Alumni Association, went to Douglas DeVinny, associate professor of a rt, and Kenneth Hoover, associate professor of political science. The academic staff award went to Esrole Nurse, assistant director of the Office of Student Development, which counsels recent high school graduates at Parkside. Chancellor Alan E. Guskin presented the three awards of $500 each. The teaching awards are based on student nominations and nominations of chairs of the academic divisions. Recipients were selected by a committee made up equally of students and previous faculty winners of teaching awards. Douglas DeVinny, who joined the Parkside art faculty in 1979, has served as coordinator of the art gallery and of his discipline. Student evaluations expressed an admiration not only for his teaching abilities, but for the technical craftsmanship and artistic integrity of his own work, which has been shown four times in the Boston Printmakers show as well as in a number of other major national and regional exhibitions. A faculty colleague said of DeVinny: "His winning ways have frequently been cited: patient, good sense of humor, ability to relate to students' individual needs, never too busy to take on another student independent study project or advisee, enthusiastic and conscientious." He was described in the student evaluations as an enthusiastic, wellorganized and patient instructor who takes time to help his students on a personal basis. One student described him as "a foundation of knowledge." One of Parkside's recent graduates in art commented that DeVinny is generous in giving students individual help and offering insights while respecting the student's own artistic vision. "He lets students be their own artistic selves while pushing them to reach their full potential," the new grad said. Kenneth Hoover also received high marks on student evaluations. He was described as a caring person, active in his field, who brings his experiences into the classroom, and as a well-organized, knowledgeable and dynamic instructor. Students noted that Hoover's interest in applying political theory to contemporary events brings a particular immediacy to his teaching. One student labeled his lectures "breath-taking." Since coming to Parkside in 1978, Hoover has initiated a number of activities involving both the campus and the community. These include the Parkside Public Forum series, which he founded and chairs; the Social Science Roundtables, which he co-chairs; and a series of Breakfast Seminars in Public Management. In addition, he is the coordinator for his discipline. Hoover's influence on students, a colleague noted, goes well beyond his home institution. His text, "The Elements of Social Scientific Thinking, " in its third edition, is used in more than 360 colleges and universities. In citing Esrold Nurse for the Academic Staff award, a selection committee of academic staff, including past award winners, as well as student and faculty representatives, noted his extensive involvement in the Racine and Kenosha communities, especially with programs for minority young people. Nurse has worked with the Racine Environment Committee Educational Fund to provide educational opportunity for Racine and Kenosha minority and low income youth and assisted the REC staff in planning and hosting an annual conference on higher education, the most recent held last April at Parkside. He has been deeply involved in the CHAMP Program, initiated at Parkside to provide continuing motivation and support for minority youths from the Kenosha and Racine communities through an ongoing program which starts with junior high students and continues through their high school years. Nurse, who joined the Parkside staff in 1979, also is on the Advisory Board of Hand-In-H and, an advocacy agency for black individuals with handicaps and their families. In addition, he has made it a habit to visit area community centers, schools, social service agencies and churches presenting information on higher education opportunities and simultaneously serving as a role model for minority young people. On ca mpus, he serves as adviser to the Black Student Organization and the International Student Organization and has chaired the Black His tory Month committee. Ten new faculty Ten new faculty and staff appointments have been announced by Parkside, including four in science, two in behavioral science, and one each in business and social science. Joining the Science Division as a full professor is Jack Peterson, who will teach industrial and environmental hygiene as a member of t he allied health discipline. Peterson has extensive industrial, academic and consulting experience in all areas of industrial hygiene. He holds a PhD in industrial health and a master's degree in chemical engineering, both from the Univer- Continued on Page 5 2 Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 Editorial Smoking: no butts about it wfee miff." bm"Ln8.s t0 bc n°nsmoking unless other- 14 seems 41134 nonsmokers are gaining the edee Satrre SOciaUy **"»> i4 that the nghts of smokers are not snuffed ou*t. necessary to be sure not 5, j S P^bbp school board didn't delay dealing with the new schook^VtofaS lhP nniStUdenH srnoking on 4he Premises of al l high ^HhnvJJSSS!8*5 rule results in suspension. Teachers, however will have designated smoking areas at all schools ^yt^»^U!SrSS££SSSSS rSan A ; problems of nonsmokers last spring before the S^UfJtftPhfnliPS?A2?udent Services Comntitteef cotways to accomodatethem ^ *""** a"d 'ned t0 "nd ™bl* Wisconsin Clean Air Act is in effect on this cam- Em i 2H 5® dif5ciult 40 enforce- The $25 fine for violating the law will hardly be a deterrent. The PSGA Student Services Committee did a fine job of implementing the law and satisfying both smokers and nonsmokers. Their successful effort should be praised and should be an example to other PSGA members for continued work in campus improvement. Nobody asked me, but... flet^r from the Editor by Jim Neibaur Every five years or so, some mass market product overtakes our country. Stuff like coonskin caps, hula hoops, "smiley" faces, pet rocks and Smurfs. All forms of media, every story in any shopping mall, and sometimes airplanes, trucks or trains inundate us with advertisements , causing the shallow masses to embrace whatever product as if p rogrammed by some interplanetary force. Whether it's little blue men or ugly stuffed dolls complete with adoption papers the mindless consumers are at the product's mercy. Now we have a product that shamelessly exploits to the limit-the most astonishing mass market smash in history. This product is a human being. That human being is Michael Jackson. There may be a freak fascination in this man's spastic dance steps that gives him appeal in some quarters but his music is a degeneration to rock, pop or rhythm and blues styles. D .'[ac^,0n'0®ks ^ a cross between Diana Ross and Billy Buckwheat" Thomas. His tall, gangling figure is so frighteningly slim that it gives us the motivation to refer to the late Karen Carpenter as "Chubs." The ado- !!fen! b4r®3thIessness his singing, backed by a redundant disco beat, redefines the same insipidity we labeled The Village People (another mass market fad) with not many years ago. S'nce Jackson's 'Thriller' record album sold over thirty million copies, his appeal can't be limited to ,jmn„SSSldy Weenie 3 handful of fourteen-yearolds with training bras and zits. Jackson has also managed to reach adults with his discofied meanderings... but only adults who don't desire any depth to their music. Critics, even good ones, have been taken in by this J^^[i^y_P|^|^Jackson has been compared to such rock greats as Elvis Presley, The Beatles, the Rolling Stones and such masters of R&B as Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder and Otis Redding. The critics have failed to realize that even the massive popularity that Jackson enjoys can hardly be called an artistic achievement. If what sold the most was the artistic best, then 'Greasewould be movie masterpiece and 'Three's Companywould be considered a work of TV art. Jackson's indiosyncrasies are also in the public spotlight. His wearing of one glove, affinity for cartoons and space shows, idolization of Peter Pan and preference of floor mats to beds for one's slumber are all being experimented with by his ardent admirers as alternate ways of life. His fans condemn rumors concerning Michael's alleged hormone injections, refusing that their hero be guilty of the slightest abberation. For all of his bizarre habits, Jackson is also labeled a role model (even by the White House.) Rockers like Ozzy Osbourne are condemned for bizaare publicity habits, although Osbourne's music is fraught with rather commendable lyrics condeming hatred and manipulation by authority, and worshipping peace, love, friendship, even God. Those who condemn Osbourne's music as loud and obnoxious are usually empty headed Bible thumpers who haven't bothered to listen to his songs. Jackson's role model status leads one to believe that all he s managing to do is teach our children to be shy, insecure wimps. There was a time when disco music was heard absolutely everywhere, but now, only a few years later even the most important, groundbreaking disco hits of Uiat period are about as fresh as yesterday's garbage. It 'S ^th®[1evi^nt <now tha t we're finally coming to the end of the 'Thriller' syndrome) that Michael Jackson will s uffer the same fate as any other fad...mercifully Jorgotten, placed into oblivion and left there in bliss Dear Readers, Welcome to Parkside! The Ranger staff is again pleased to be working for the students. The Ranger has had the opportunity to make some changes which we feel will benefit our readers. Our news coverage has been expanded with the addition of a Community News Editor position to our staff. We will now be able to better inform our readers about the happenings in both Racine and Kenosha Counties, and also state and government news. Since Parkside is a commuter campus, we feel it is our duty to keep students up-todate on the issues which affect them outside the campus community. We will continue to keep our readers well-informed of the news on campus. Parkside remains our primary news target. The feature section will strive to educate our readers about current trends, interesting people, students' accomplishments, new entertainment and more. To help accomplish this task, an Assistant Feature Editor has been added to our staff. In addition, a computer column and reviews of restaurants for the student budget will be regular features. The Sports section will be more current in its coverage this year. Stories concerning health, unique sports, sports trivia and more will mix with our coverage devoted to Parkside athletes. The Ranger will contain a staff editorial each week. The editorial will voice the opinion of t he majority of the staff concerning current issues. A column for our staff members has also been added to the editorial page. In this forum, a Ranger staff member may voice his/her opinions on current topics or trends which do not reflect the opinions of the entire staff. Students, faculty and academic staff members are encouraged to use our editorial pages to voice their opinions. Letters to the Editor and special columns will be accepted. We do need help in reaching our goals, which are to inform and educate our readers. Writers, photographers and advertising representatives are needed. We will train those who are willing to learn. Please take some time to examine this first issue of the Ranger. We encourage input from our readers. Best wishes for a great year at Parkside. We hope to hear from you. Sincerely, Jennie Tunld eicz Editor $4 «OD Jennie Tunldeicz Pat Hensiak Editor Bob Kiesline "... Campus News Editor Jim NeibaSf Community News Editor Rick LuehT * Community News Editor MSSsss—z :::::::::: *~,£5K£r Dave McEvoy t " Sports Editor Jill Nielsen J^'or iSgJKjpat zirkeibach':::::::::::::::::': DMSS """p* Bread. »«*— Jay Cra] Luehr, Chris Pappe. STAFF , Natalie Haberman, Robb Murray, Julie Pendleton, ?"9er is Panted by the Racine Journal Times quest. Deadline for letters is Tuesdav ft" irrf* ^ames will be withheld upon rereserves the right to edit letter anrt J /°'m' Plication Thursday. Ranger content. * and r8fuse ,etters containing false and defamatory RANGER New drinking age causes problems for bartenders 3 Thursday, Sept. 6,198' by Julie Pendleton On July 1, Wisconsin's drinking age was raised. This has presented somewhat of a problem for bar and store licensees, considering the attached grandfather clause. This clause states that once an individual has experienced a privilege, that privilege cannot be taken away. In other words, instead of just trying to figure out who's 19 or older, bar and store licensees also have to screen out who turned 18 on July 1 or earlier, and who turned 18 on July 2 or later. Consequently, this new law will have a strong effect on the policies of Parkside's Union. In addition to an orientation last spring, bartenders attended another meeting on August 30. Time was spent discussing the new laws, particularly the new drinking law, and the responsibility of the bartenders to uphold these laws. Besides just training the bartenders, other steps have been taken to ensure that the new drinking law is upheld. Pitchers of beer and carafes of wine will no longer be sold in the Union. The purpose of this new policy is to discourage the sharing of alcholic beverages with minors. The Union Advisory Board decided that 12-ounce and 20-ounce b eers and 5Vfe-ounce glasses of wine will be served. Checking of ID's will be a much more frequent occurrence. Bartenders will be using their own discretion in carding. Wisconsin students will be required to show a Wisconsin picture ID or a driver's license. Out-of-state students will be required to show documentary proof of their age. If there is no picture ID, bartenders will require one Union bartenders minors. must make sure serving other form of identification stating the person's age. Once an ID has been checked, the bartender will log the patron's name, address, phone number and type of identification on the ID Register at the bar. This register serves as a waiver in the event that the customer really is under age, and that he did in fact use a phony ID. At that point he has acknowledged that he obtained an alcoholic beverage and that he did indeed show a form of iden tification. However, he obtained an alcoholic beverage deceitfully and not by fault of a bartender. Minority students hold orientation On August 23 and 24 Parkside held its first Minority Student Orientation/Retreat. The program for the event included a detailed tour of the campus, lunch with the chancellor and an overnight retreat at Lake Geneva. Approximately 40 students were invited to take part and about 30 attended. When asked about the need for the orientation, Esrole Nurse Assistant Director of Student Development, said, "We feel there is a need for an orientation for anyone entering college. We feel that it is more critical at this time because we haven't done well keeping our minority freshmen and we feel that some of the problems are related to things that happened in the first two or three weeks of scho ol. What we are trying to do is smooth the transition from high school to college." Nurse stated further that the event was "very succeessful." Another preventative measure will be the wearing of wristbands at all campus social functions. If it is an open event (open to the entire campus), students who are of age will be given an ID bracelet at the door. The bracelets are snapped on and are designed so that once they are snapped off, they cannot be refastened. This will ensure that minors will not be borrowing bracelets in order to obtain alcoholic beverages. If there are any questions about the new drinking law, the students may pick up a hand-out explaining the reasons for the new policies at the bar. "Alcohol is really a privilege on campus," said Recreation Center Concession Supervisor Mike Menzhuber, "and by everyone following the rules, it's a privilege that will hopefully be maintained." News Briefs Jobs up this year (NOCR) A much better job outlook greeted the class of '84, says the College Placement Council. Offers were up in nearly every discipline, although starting salaries remained about the same as last year. Petroleum engineers once again led the salary parade, but there was also good news for humanities and social service majors: Job offers were substantially up in those fields as well. Youth injuries lower MADISON- The number of youngsters injured in car accidents on Wisconsin highways dropped nearly 15 percent last year, proof that the state's mandatory child restraint law works, a state official says. United Press International reported that Russell Fleming, accident data chief in the Department of T ransportation, said injuries to drivers and passengers last year increased four percent, from 49,177 in 1982 to 51,178 in 1983. - Injuries to children under four years of age decreased 14.7 percent, 729 in 1982 to 622 in 1983, he said. Fleming said the statistics should encourage others to buckle up. Reporter infiltrates gay meeting (NOCR) The Dartmouth Review, an independent conservative student newspaper, is once again at the center of con troversy, this time over a secret tape made by one of its reporters at a meeting of the Gay Student's Association. The reporter, who attended the meeting without identifying herself as a Review staff member, faces possible campus disciplinary action after contents of the secret tape were published in a review story. Age hike expensive Florida legislators face a tough choice, with the passage of the recent national drinking age law, says Forbes magazine. The legislators can refuse to raise the drinking age to 21 and lose some Federal highway money, or raise the drinking age and risk losing more than $130 million spent each spring by vacationing college students. UW opens job center (NOCR) A new student job center at UW-Madison will link jobhungry students with employers who have part-time jobs. The center, which will operate out of the financial aid office, will promote students as workers through public service announcements and offer a special phone line for potential employers. New, improved! Foreign films for fall Driver sentenced in Pogreba accident The driver of the vehicle in which Phil Pogreba, former student government president who was seriously injured, was sentenced on June 19. Samuel Greidanus, Kenosha, pleaded no contest and was sentenced to 18 months in prison by Racine Judge Dennis Barry, acting in Kenosha Circuit Court, on two charges of causing injuries by the intoxicated use of a motor vehicle. He was also placed on two years probation, to follow completion of the prison sentence. Pogreba remains comatose from injuries and brain damage suffered in the accident which occurred Sept. 17, 1983. His family cited no signs of improvement at this time. Pogreba remains in a care facility in his hometown of Independence, Wis. A series of 16 internationally acclaimed foreign feature films including Istvan Szabo's "Mephisto" (Hungary), Werner Herzog's "Fitzcarraldo" (Germany), Ettore Scola's "Passione D'Amore" (Italy) and Claude Chabrol's "Le Boucher" (France), is scheduled for the 1984-85 film season at Parkside. The third annual UW-P F oreign Film Series, a virtual sell-out in its first two sesons, begins Sept. 20-23 with the French film "Alexander," the hilarious story of a man who abandons the work ethic to live life for the simple pleasure of i t. Other works to be featured include Akira Kurosawa's "Dersu Uzala" (Japan), Ingmar Bergman's "The Magic Flute" (Sweden), Robles Godoy's "The Green Wall" (Peru), Serif Goren and Yilmaz Guney's "Yol" (Turkey) and Edouard Molinaro's "La Cage Aux FoUes H" (France.) Each film will be shown three times, on a Thursday at 7:30 p.m., a Saturday at 8 p.m. and a Sunday at 2 p.m. All screenings are in the Union Cinema Theater. Admission will be by season ticket only, with patrons given the option of sel ection the Thursday, Saturday or Sunday showing. Seasons tickets are $15 for students and senior citizens and $17 for the general public-only about $1 per film. Three free guest passes will be included in the season package. Discounts are available for groups of 20 or more and Master Charge is available. Additional ticket information is available from the Union Information Center at 553-2345. The complete schedule for the series is: • "Alexander" (Sept. 20, 22, 23) • "Betrayal" (Oct. 4, 6, 7) • "Passione D'Amore" (Oct. 25, 27, 28) • "The Spirit of the Beehive" (Nov. 1, 3, 4) • "Yol" (Nov. 15, 17, 18) .• "Fitzcarraldo" Nov. 29, Dec. 1 , 2) • "Children of Paradise" (Dec.- 13, 15, 16) • "The Green Wall" (Jan. 3, 5, 6) • "Beau Pere" (Jan. 17, 19, 20) • "Stevie" (Jan. 31, Feb. 2, 3) • " Le Boucher" (Feb. 7, 9, 10) • " Entre Nous" (March 7, 9,10) • "Dersu Uzala" (March 21, 23, 24) • "The Magic Flute" (April 25, 27,28) • "Le Cage Aux Folles H" (May 2, 4, 5) 4 Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 RANGER Stella C. Gray, an English professor in the University of Wisconsin System for 30 years and a distinguished faculty member at Parkside since it opened its doors in 1969, announced her resignation at the end of the spring semester. Gray, whose intellectual energy matched with a natural warmth and graciousness made her classes enormously popular among Parkside students, said she plans to do some writing, a lot of re ading and a bit of traveling with her husband, 'Charles, a recently retired probation and parole agent of the State Department of Corrections. The couple resides in Kenosha. Gray, a native of Boothbay Harbor, Maine, a small resort and fishing town situated on the coast, received her A.B. de gree from Bates College in Maine, her M.A. from Middlebury College in Vermont and her PhD degree from the University of Wisconsin-Madison. Her first teaching assignment was at the Hartland (Maine) Academy, where she taught for three years before moving on to four years at the Farmington (Maine) State Teacher's College. Her next position was with the University of Richmond (Virginia), where she taught for one year and then decided to pursue a doctoral degree in English at UW-Madison. While working toward her PhD at UW-Madison, she also served as a teaching assistant. Upon earning her PhD, Gray moved to Kenosha, her husband's home town, where in 1958 she began teaching at the two-year UW Kenosha Center, which a decade later would, along with the Racine Center, evolve into the University Gray, Kubly retire from English dept. Kubly plans novel, story Reading, writing and travel on Gray's agenda to complete collection Stella Gray of Wisconsin-Parkside. Gray provided vital assistance in the task of making the transition from a small, two-year campus to a large, four-year degree granting university, a task that involved long hours of creating new curricula and formulating new policies and procedures for the young university. "I feel like the grandmother of this place," Gray said. "I think UW-Parkside is doing what it set out to do-provide a source of highquality education to the residents of the Kenosha and Racine areas." Gray's roots in the picturesque New England country that LSAT ORE law School Admission Graduate Record Test Review Exam Review SECTION 1 : SECTION I: 2 Saturdays 2 Saturdays & 1 Sunday September 15-22 Sept. 29 & Oct. 6-7 SECTION II SECTION II: 2 Saturdays 2 Saturdays & 1 Sunday November 10-17 Nov. 17 & Dec. 1-2 9 am - 5 pm 9 am - 5 pm $95.00 $130.00 MU Campus MU Campus For more information, contact: MI Irw[iUf-,te IV i KJ university Division of Continuing Education 1918 West Wisconsin Avenue Milwaukee Wl 53223 (414) 224-7465 represented the first frontier of early American settlers long have influenced her teaching and research specialty, which is 18th and 19th century American literature. Gray's doctoral dissertation focused on author Constance Fenimore Woolson, a grand-niece of James Fenimore Cooper, who wrote the landmark Leatherstocking Tales, among the first strictly American literary works. Gray, who is noted for her evocative reading voice which is tinged with a gentle New England accent, brought life to American literature for hundreds of Kenosha and Racine area students who took her courses over the years. Gray regularly has chosen to teach a course in fundamentals of composition for freshmen who fall below the required grade on the English placement exam, instead of choosing to teach all literature or advanced composition courses, usually considered more desirable subjects. Gray was among the first Parkside faculty members to be honored for teaching excellence. In the university's first year she was selected by Parkside students to receive one of the Standard Oil Foundation awards of $50 0 for her excellence in classroom teaching. Parkside plans to name a teaching excellence award for Gray, who will be given professor emeritus status at the university. Gray, who was promoted to full professorship in 1971, was the first chairman of the Humanities Division, serving four years in that capacity while continuing to teach. She has served on virtually every major campus committee, including the first University Committee, the primary faculty committee; numerous Search and Screen committees, which interview and recommend candidates for faculty and ad- Continued on Page 9 Herb Kubly Taught creative writing Nationally-acclaimed author and playwright Herbert D. Kubly, who has been at professor of creative writing at Parkside since it accepted its first students in 1969, has announced his retirement at the end of the past spring semester. Kubly, who first rose to national prominence in 1956 when his travel memoir "American in Italy" claimed the coveted National Book Award, will live at his native New Glarus Wilhelm Tell Farm, where he will devote himself to full-time writing. Kubly currently is working on two major projects, a collection of his Parkside students' best short stories for which he will write a short story, and a full-length novel titled "Second Sight," which, Kubly said, deals with physical blindness as a metaphor for the increasing spiritual blindness of the world. Kubly will be awarded professor emeritus status at Parkside. He is the author of ten books, five plays and hundreds of articles for magazines and newspapers. For years he has written a popular restaurant- review column for the Milwaukee Journal's Sunday magazine section. Since coming to Parkside, Kubly has published three major literary works: "The Duchess of Glover," a novel that won the 1977 Leslie Cross Award (named for a Milwaukee Journal book editor) for book-length fiction; "Native's Return," a penetrating analysis of the people and culture of Switzerland, the home of Kubly's ancestors; and "Gods and Heroes," which won first place in the non-fiction category of the 1970 Council of Wisconsin Writers' contest and is about the people of Greece one year before a political coup that brought a military dictatorship to power. While conducting research in Greece for "Gods and Heroes," Kubly met a boy named Alex Marlis whom he brought back to America and adopted. Marlis eventually graduated from Parkside and now teaches in Oconomowoc. Also while at Parkside, Kubly has authored several plays, two of which-"The Virus" and "Perpetual Care "-were presented at the university, and he has published scores of magazine and newspaper articles on travel as well as on music, dining and art criticism, among other topics. Kubly earned a degree in journalism and philosophy from UWMadison. After graduating, he devoted the next ten years to working as a newspaperman. His first job as a journalist was with the Pittsburgh Sun Telegraph, where he spent five years, the first two as police reporter, the next three as art critic. Kubly, who said he always had been interested in art criticism, fell into his first assignment as art critic rather by accident. The Sun Telegraph's art critic had quit the night of the Carnegie Art Festival in Pittsburgh. Kubly's city editor looked around the newsroom and asked who had a tuxedo to wear to the formal occasion. Kubly still had one from his prom days at Madison, so he was dispatched to cover the story. Thereafter, he was the paper's art critic. Kubly's next position was with the New York Herald Tribune, where he worked for two years as a reporter and feature writer. He left that paper to work on his first play, "Men to the Sea," which appeared on Broadway. Shortly thereafter, Kubly received an offer from Time magazine for a job as the publication's music critic. Kubly, who espouses a deep love for opera and and dance, enthusiastically accepted the position and worked for three years as a junior editor and music critic for the magazine. Kubly then decided to devote himself to a career as an author and teacher. He accepted a position at the University of Illinois at Champaign-Urbana, where he directed the university's prestigious Playwright's Workshop, supervising the writing and production of student plays. (One of the first plays he nurtured at Illinois was written by then-student John Fink, who today is editor of Chicago Magazine.) While at Illinois, Kubly received a Fulbright research grant that allowed him to travel to Italy, a country with which he "immediately fell in love." Kubly lectured at the University of Milan and traveled throughout Italy. His observations and experiences formed the basis of the award-winning "American in Italy." After spending two years in Italy, Kubly returned for a year to Champaign- Urbana, but was lured once again to Italy, a nation that "I could not keep myself away from." MMiil * Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 New faculty Continued from Page 1 sity of Michigan. For 13 years Peterson worked as an environmental health pnginppr at the biomedical research laboratory of the Dow Chemical Co. in Midland, Mich., where he was responsible for the evaluation of health hazards in the pre-production stages of chemical manufacture. For the next 12 years he was an associate professor of industrial hygiene both at the Medical College of Wisconsin and Marquette University and, in 1980, he established a private consulting firm in Brook- PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 am - 4:00 p m • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starlite Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy • Carob Malted Milk Balls • Carob Raisins • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix • Yogurt Malted Milk Balls • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked Almonds whole SPECIAL WSK OF SEPT. 10 Watermelon Sparkles and Jube Jells 25% OFF field, Wis. Joining the Science Division as assistant professors are Steven Leavitt (geology) and Robert Johnson (math). Leavitt holds a PhD in geosciences from the University of Arizona and a master's degree in environmental science from the University of Virginia. Johnson earned a PhD in mathematics from the State University of New York and a master's degree in statistics from Southern Methodist University in Dallas. Joining the Science Division as a Continued on Page 7 Harbeson awarded $15,000 Parkside political science professor John Harbeson has been awarded a $15,000 grant in national competition involving more than 200 applicants to prepare recommendations on the management of foreign aid programs. The project is being sponsored by the federal Agency for International Development (AID), which awarded the grant and selected Harbeson as the scholar to prepare the paper, one of t hree book-length monographs designed to establish guidelines for the management of development efforts in the Agency over the next several years. Harbeson is an authority on land reform and rural development in Third World countries. He spent 1979 through 1982 on leave from Parkside working for AID, where his responsibilities included on-site inspection on-site inspection of rural development programs in the Caribbean. Harbeson taught few two years at Addis Ababa University in Ethiopia and has researched extensively East and Southern Africa. He is the author of the book "Nation Building in Kenya: The Role of Land Reform," and speaks Swahili, one of the major East African languages. /our calculator in the same class you are? Move up to theTI-66. The easy 512 step programmable. 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Previous dinner theater performances by Alpha-Omega have generally sold out quickly. Hailed as the Western book end to Simon's earlier success, "Plaza Suite,"the newer comedy consists of four playlets all taking place in the same suite of the posh Beverlv .Hills Hotel. A cast of four actors portray the various visitors to Hollywood. In the first playlet, Catherin Colder (Hannah Warren) is seen as a visitor from New York. She has gone West to confront her divorced hus- .band about the problems of their liberated 17-year-old daughter, who left mama in New York and fled to be with her movie-writing father, played by Edward Folcik (William Warren). They are brittle and sophisticated people whose sparring becomes more acidulous as they try to hide the wounds of the past. The second playlet features Todd Adams (Marvin Michaels) and . tan Haskell (Millie Michaels) as a couple from Philadelphia who came to Los Angeles for a Bar Mitzvah. He arrives first, and wakes up with a cute, but comatose, blonde beside him. He can't remember how she got there, and is unable to dispose of the passed-out body before his wife arrives at the door. Play number three has Catherin Colder (Diana Nichols) portraying a British actress on her way to the Academy Awards sober and edgy, and returning drunk and Oscar-less with her much abused, sexually-ambiguous husband, to be played by Todd Adams (Sidney Nichols). The last of the quartet of plays features all four actors as two pairs of Chicago couples bringing their three-week Hollywood vacation together to a hostile, flamboyant finale in a farrago of flying glass,' cut fingers, concussions and hammerlock holds. Alpha-Omega Players have it out during a scene from ' Suite," to be presented at Parkside on Tuesday, Sept. 11. California Guskin suggests changes for Parkside TThheo cphhaanncnenllllnorr of Parksi.dJ e- sugil <•- ir<n . «... gested Friday changing the basic structure of the university's undergraduate program by establishing a two-track system for freshmen and sophomore students. Speaking to faculty, staff and students at the annual convocation which opens the new school year at Parkside, Chancellor Alan E. Guskin said the change was needed to preserve both academic quality and student access "without jeopardizing the fulfillment of e ither. "Perhaps the most significant and admirable accomplishment of UW-Parkside is the successful nurturing and enhancement of academic quality while preserving an access and opportunity for students of widely varying abilities and circumstances," Guskin said. "Maintenance of both these traditions also is our greatest challenge, for they can easily become competing values." 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Students in the Basic Studies program could transfer to the University Program prior to completion of the two-year degree if they met certain standards, such as a "B" average in all their courses. "The major academic difference between this new...arrangement and the present would be that the University Program would have substantially higher academic standards at the freshmen and sophomore years," Guskin explained. Guskin said the new University Program "would probably be the most selective general bachelor's degree program in the UW System." The chancellor said the two-year Basic Studies program "would be a general education program at the college level comparable in academic standards to our present freshman and sophomore offerings." Among the advantages of the proposal, Guskin said, would be that students divided by ability "would have a less diverse-and consequently more comfortable and productive-class environment in both the two-year and university programs." Faculty, too, would be more effective by not having to teach classes with such diverse student abilities, Guskirt said. In the University Program, faculty would be able to considerably increase the standards, given the assumed skills of the student, he said. "For many students, especially those unsure of their commitment... or who must go part-time, the possibility of achieving a degree after the equivalent of two years could be a strong motivating force- in their willingness to stay in college rather than stopping or dropping out," Guskin said. Guskin, who is starting his 10th year as Parkside chancellor, admitted that some students would view the two-track system negatively, "especially if they see themselves on the 'lower' track. "While this may be true, I would maintain that many of these same students are not doing very well at the present time nor are we able to deal effectively with their needs or (those of) the students who would be accepted into the university's bachelor's program," Guskin said. Guskin said that, in reality, there already was a "two-year college within us" and that "the problem is that there is no such two-year program in the region we serve." He said the program "could open up exciting new relationships with Gateway Technical Insitute...which would benefit both student bodies. The chancellor said any additional costs of the program "would be manageable within present and future budgets." Guskin said present regular faculty would teach one-half or more Ranger photo by J ay Crapser Chancellor Alan Guskin speaks to faculty and staff at annual convocation. of the courses in the two-year program while permanent lecturers, many already on the staff, would teach the rest. Guskin said the new structure was needed "to come to grips with the reality of our student body." That reality, he said is rooted in Parkside's two-year center origins. The former Centers in Kenosha and Racine served a dual role for a diverse student body, Guskin said. They extended UW-quality opportunity... to many well qualified, even exceptional, students who used the Centers as transfer-tracks to upper division work primarily at UW-Madison." About one-third of those students pursued that path, he said. "For the other two-thirds of the students, less sure of their goals or abilities, the Centers were used as a kind of try-out for college, much like the function served (by) community colleges in other states. Continued on Page 7 RANGER Guskin's convocation Classifieds New faculty Continued from Page 6 "Many of these students completed two-year associate degrees and joined or re-joined the work force...others dropped out for various reasons. "In understanding UW-Parkside today and planning for its tomorrow, it is (significant) that those percentages are still very much part of our university," Guskin said. Since Parkside opened, almost two-thirds of its students have been freshmen and sophomores and onethird upperclassmen, he said. "Acceptance of our Center System roots has been difficult for us, even painful to some," Guskin said. "We have had to deal with the problems of incorporating a twoyear college into a university; of preserving the opportunity for large 'numbers of s tudents of v arying and uncertain motivation and ability to give college a try; of assimilating those students with others of s uperior ability, motivation, and direction; and of accepting the legitimacy of serving both community college and university functions." Guskin said he "did not expect such a major change to occur overnight," but urged the faculty to "seriously consider the advantages both to students and faculty" of al tering the present academic structure. "Over the last decade we have made some difficult personnel and resource allocation decisions to enhance the vital role that quality and research would play in the future of this university. The results of these sometimes painful actions have been the recruitment and retention of a high qaulity faculty committed to research as well as to teaching and service," he said. "I believe we must make a parellel commitment to deal with the reality of the two-year college which functionally has always been part of this university." Guskin said another major historical root of Parkside was "the dream of its planners and early faculty and the expectations of the communities" that the new university "would share the academic values and faculty profile" of UWMadison, rather than those of the former State University System campuses which "were not considered peer institutions at the time." Guskin said that research is the "cornerstone" of such quality and "occupies a position of pre-eminence as a standard of quality in American higher education. "Research activity is as fundamental to the development of a public service mission as it is to the development of a teaching mission," Guskin maintained. "The quality of service provided to local communities by universities depends first and foremost on the professional expertise of the Come see us at WLLC D139 faculty who are providing the service. 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Nicholas Covelli, Gateway's director of planning, research and evaluation, said members of the cabinet checked with other schools to see how they would handle the drinking age increase. Covelli said there are already seven districts in the state which do not allow beer on campus, and which did not serve alcohol even when the drinking age was 18. He says the cabinet made the recomendation because the school is not equipped to control drinking among underage students. "We didn't want to take the risk and put the district in the position where they would be selling alcohol to minors," said Covelli. During the 1982-83 school year, the last for which figures are available, 583, or 4.6 per cent, of the district's 12,536 s tudents were under age 19. Covelli also said the cabinet felt that the 19-year-old drinking age was only a transitory measure, and that the state may soon raise the drinking age to 21. "If that's the case," Covelli says, "then the majority of our stuents who attend will be underage." Pete Dyhan, parliamentarian of the Gateway student government's executive board, said that most students who attend Gateway events are older students who will not be affected by the drinking age change, however. "A tech school like Gateway has a number of students coming back to school after a number of years, trying to change trades and so forth," said Dyhan. "It hasn't been 'ORCHARD COURTS STUDENT SPECIALS FROM *120 PER MONTH* MODERN "LOFT" APARTMENTS • Appliances • Heat & Water • Carpeting • Electricity • Drapes • Parking • Furniture • Laundry facilities RESERVATIONS FOR FALL TERM ** By contacting the manager, you can actually be sure of meeting your housing needs in advance of the fall semester. SEPTEMBER 1, 1984 THRU MAY 31, 1985 RENTAL OFFICE HOURS Daily 1 pm to 5 pm Sun. 1 pm to 4 pm PHONE 553-9009 Professionally managed by THE LANDLORD LTD. "Based On Double Occupancy ** Subject to Availability MMMMM CK an attraction, it's been a convienience to come down and have a beer with other people." Dyhan, 27, said the student government, which also programs campus activities, contracts with various clubs to sell beer. A clu b, he says, can make as much as $400 on a good night. Covelli said that since many of the school's events are already held off campus, it would not be difficult to move the events at which alcohol is served to off campus. But Dyhan says that since Gateway is a commuter campus the student government has a difficult time attracting students to events even when they are held on campus. "It would hurt (the clubs) quite a bit," he said. Dyhan said the student government already hires security guards for their events, and it would not be extra work for them to check ro's Unlike the UW-System, wVh icKh has an overall policy which is followed with only a few variations by system campuses, vocational districts are free to set their own alcohoi policies. Richard Logan, the administrative officer of the state's Board of Vocational, Technical and Adult Education, said the ban i s "a local option in that district." Logan said that most of the districts are considering ways to control underage drinking. "It's possible you might get kind of a domino effect," he says. Banning drinking is similar to banning other activities, said Logan. Kenosha Collins, Bloom challenged in primary elections Two Kenosha county elections will be decided during the primary on Sept. II, the race for county clerk and the race for register of deeds. Both races have only two candidates for the office. In the county clerk race, incumbent John Collins is facing firsttime candidate David Singer, director of the city's Housing Rehabilitation Program. Singer, 29, said he would like to consolidate the records in the clerk's office, along with all county records, under one system. "I feel that the combination of my education, involvement and experience allows me to do a good job in that office," says Singer. Singer is a graduate of the University of Wisconsin -Madison, and is working toward his master's degree in public administration at Parkside. He said that incumbent Collins has been on the job long enough. "People feel it's time for a Input/Output change," said Singer. Collins, however, says the job of county clerk involves so many facets of local government that the job requires someone with experience. Collins has been county cleric since 1978, a nd is now seeking his fourth term. He says that not only has his office done a good job, it is continually making improvements in the county's record system. "I have been doing this job with efficiency and integrity," Collins said. "I see no reason for a change in the administration." Collins is also overseeing the installation of the county's computerized records system, which will eventually keep all the county's records in the same place. In the race for register of d eeds, another incumbent, Rose Bloom, is facing Donna Dietman, who is also seeking office for the first time. Dietman, 40, says she is running because there have been too many negative comments about the office, and she says she will make needed improvements there. "As far as I'm concerned there are no issues in this office," said Dietman. "The only thing I'm bringing to this office is courtesy." Dietman says she has spent much time campaigning door-to-door throughout the county. "I believe in what I'm doing," she says. "It's not just a lark." Bloom, 60, is seeking her fifth term as register of deeds. She says that integrity and efficiency have characterized her terms. ' 'When I took over this office there was a six week backlog," she said. "Now we work on a dailv basis." Bloom says that even though the office had a staff reduction there have been no problems keeping up because she takes an active part in the work there. She will also help install the county's computerized records system. "I just keep up with the latest things," she says. Computing: past, present and near future by Chris Pappe Welcome to the first home computing column. By way of introduction, I am going to review the history of the home computer, and, hopefully, provide some insight into what we may expect from the home computer industry in the near future. In 1642, a young French mathematician named Blaise Pascal (yes, the programming language PASCAL was named after him) invented the very first mechanical adding machine. Nearly two hundred years later, in the 1830 s, Charles Babbage designed a machine he called the "Analytical Engine." Although the design was beyond the technology of the time, Babbage is considered by many to be the father of the computer. It wasn't until 1944 that the first "real" computer was constructed by IBM and Harvard. Called the Mark I, this was Babbage's dream come true. Over the next twenty years developments were made in the field of semiconductor technology which led, in 1968, to the very first random access memory (RAM) chip, memory which stores information from the user. This first chip had the capacity to store 32 bytes of in formation (each byte can store a number, letter of t he alphabet or puncutation symbol)., By 1970 th e capacity of RAM chips increased to 128 bytes and allowed the introduction of e lectronic calculators. In 1974 the 6502 microprocessor, the "brain" which runs the computer, was developed by MOS Technologies, Inc. Three years later, Commodore Business Machines, which had acquired MOS, released the first mass-produced home computer, the PET, an acronum for Personal Electronic Transactor. It came with 8K of RAM (the symbol K stands for 1024, so 8K means 8 times 1024, or 8192 memory locations or bytes). It was also in this year that the first Apple computer was built, the Apple H, marking the beginning of a booming home computer industry, which was to include such companies as Atari, Radio Shack and Coleco and so on and on. In 1980 improved techniques allowed individual chips to contain 8K of RAM, and small home computers were becoming increasingly popular. By 1983 competition was fierce and several small companies had fallen by the wayside, leaving the market open for Apple, Commodore and IBM, who released their first home computer, the PCjr. The standard size for memory was now 64K and sophisticated sound and graphics were standard. Apple and Commodore were still using Continued on Page 18 RANGER 9 Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 A Week at the Park Gipson draws attention Campuses ready for new law EVENTS Thursday, Sept. 6 MOVIE "The Empire Strikes Back" (PG) will be shown at 3:30 pm in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.00 for a Parkside student and $1.00 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Friday, Sept. 7 MOVIE "The Empire Strikes Back" will be repeated at 1:30 pm and at 7:30 pm in the Union Cinema. Sunday, Sept. 9 MOVIE "The Empire Strikes Back" will be repeated at 7:30 pm in t he Union Cinema. Tuesday, Sept. 11 DINNER/THEATRE "California Suite" by the Alpha- Omega Players of Dallas, Texas, in the Union Dining Room. Admission is $8.00 for Parkside students and $10.00 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Sponsored by PAB. Wednesday, Sept. 12 CARTOONIST Steve Gipson does his thing from 12 noon to 2 pm in Union Square. Admission is free. Sponsored by PAB. Thursday, Sept. 13 DANCE at 12 noon in Union Square featuring "Hot Rods." Admission will be charged a t the door. Sponsored by PAB. MOVIE "Zoot Suit" (R) will be shown at 3:30 pm in the Union Cinema. Sponsored by PAB. Young Republicans pick leaders A Madison economics and political science major, P. Nicholas Hurtgen, has been named chairperson of the Wisconsin Youth for Reagan-Bush. The announcement was made last week by Tom Piehl, the executive director of Wisconsin's Reagan- Bush '84 Committee. Hurtgen will coordinate efforts on volunteer recruitment, voter registration and increasing voter turnout. In a news release, Piehl said that "Young people traditionally keep their eye to the future, and they realize it is their future President Reagan is safeguarding. " Hurtgen is also an aide to Assembly Republican Leader Tommy Thompson. The youth campaign plans to hold organizational meetings throughout the state during the next several weeks. Int erested parties should conta ct Chris Swain a t 765-2316 for further information. Gray retires Continued from Page 4 ministrative positions; the Academic Actions committee, which hears academic-related concerns of students; and, most recently, Gray has served as chairman of th e Sex-; ual Harassment Advisory Committee, which is devoted to educating the campus community concerning the unacceptability of discrimination based on sex and inappropriate sexual behavior. Kubly retires Continued from Page 4 He returned to Italy for some ive additional years, during which ime he traveled extensively firoughout Europe, using a suite at tie American Academy in Rome as sort of literar y command-post for is numerous free-lance writing asignments from major U.S. magaines, including Life, Esquire, Satrday Review, Holiday and the Atintic. Kubly returned to the U.S. to live i New York City and pursue in irnest his career as an author and ovelist. During t hat period he lecired at Columbia University and t th e New School for Social R esarch. After living for two years in ew York and publishing several tajor literary works, including the ovel, "The Whistling Zone," ubly accepte d a position as prossor of creative writing at San Francisco State University. Meanwhile, a collection of magazine pieces Kubly write while living in Europe was compiled into a book titled, " At Large." Kubly taught for five years at San Francisco, and in 1968 was persuaded by Parkside's founding chancellor Irvin G. Wyllie to accept a full professorship at Parkside, which would open its doors th e following year. Before joining Parkside, Kubly spent a year on sabbatical as a guest lecturer in American studies ,at the University of Zurich in Switzerland. Other books by Kubly include works for Life's World Library series titled "Italy" and "Switzerland"; a travel memoir titled "Easter in Sicily;" and a collectin of shor t stories titled "Varieties of Loves." Many schools in the state have had segregated smoking and nonsmoking areas before Wisconsin's Clean Air Act went into effect Ju ly 1. While some schools made changes over the summer; others made few, if any, changes. Kirby Stanat, director of UWMilwaukee's Union said th ere were nonsmoking areas th ere already. "Other than an increase in signs there have been no changes," he said. Bill Satterlee, union dir ector at UW-Green Bay, also said there have been no real problems with the new law. Like Sta nat, he said the school's smoking policy has been in place for several years, and the school only needed to put up some new signs. ' 'For a couple of years we've anticipated changes in the law and we had made the changes beforehand," said Satterlee. WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! Y&u've Got yle E I L EMA N 'S "Old Distributed by May Beverages Inc. 3120 64th St. 10 Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 RANGER Gen Con: fact or fantasy by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Sitting inside of a University building playing games all day sounds like a silly thing to be doing when it's warm and sunny, but it wasn't silly to the ten thousand or so persons from all over the United States and Canada who turned out for GenCon XVII, a game convention that was held at Parkside August 16-19. These conventions began in Lake Geneva in 1968, moving to Parkside a decade later. They have been presented here by their sponsor TSR (of 'Dungeons and Dragons' fame) every August since. The convention's decor is hundreds of tables scattered about the building with a dozen or so players at each table. The games aren't your standard Monopoly or Yahtzee fare; these are role-playing games, games that enable the player to assume another identity, totally escaping into a fantasy world as another being. Players imagine themselves as elves, dwarves, demons, wizards, sorcerers, dragons, or any one of the Marvel Super Heroes, depending on what game they're playing. There are games that re-enact actual wars, enabling players to assume the identities of folks like Hitler and Napoleon. Some players go so far as to actually dress up in costume as the character they are portraying, in order to get into the characterization more seriously (a touch of method acting perhaps.) Some folks are baffled at how so many people can find enjoyment in such fantasizing, but those at the convention seemed to approach it with the seriousness and conviction of an evangilist. Another portion of the convention was an art show with very detailed, colorful paintings of various demons, sorcerers, dragons and such paintings that would make great Iron Maiden album covers and would cause an absolute furor on the 700 Club. The third and final portion of the convention was a sales display in the Phy Ed building. Booths representing dozens of major game companies like TSR, Avalon-Hill, Victory, Etc. were selling games, books, comics and other accessories. The people who were milling about seemed to be buying a lot. Gen Con participants at play There were "endless quest books," which are books that enable the reader to become the leading character as he or she reads on, providing multiple endings for whatever path the reader chooses to take. There were several of the latest Marvel comics, obviously in an attempt to promote TSR's new Marvel Super Heroes game, and there were games with titles like 'Armor City Stomp,' 'War Hoop,' and 'Who's Nuking Nevada?' as well as advanced and genius editions of the familiar 'Dungeons and Dragons.' From upstairs in the Phy Ed building, you could see everything through a window overlooking the gym. Two of the "gamers" were seated at this window staring through it motionlessly as if engrossed in a particularly good episode of 'Dr. Who.' And what type of person would spend four days imagining himself as a dwarf or a demon? There were fat people, skinny people, people with long hair and people with shaven heads. There was everything from a thirtyish chap wearing a Mighty Thor t-shirt with Elvis Presley's 'I Got Stung' blaring from his portable radio (it was the seventh anniversary of Presley's death that day), to a 14- year-old boy sitting alone staring at a "boom box" playing Rush's 'Finding My Way.' People would roll dice to determine probability in real life situations; spend entire days in the 92- degree heat wearing long red cloaks and carrying toy swords. They would chortle with delight when emerging victorious in a fantasized "battle to the death." TSR representative Becky Deignan said, "We get a lot of families, and have been getting more and more women, but it's predominantly men aged 11-18 at the conventions." A bystander who came out of curiosity stated that she believed "These are people who can't handle reality, so they escape into those little fantasy worlds." Somebody once said, "Life is but a game." A convention such as this gives one the impression that there are a lot of people who take that statement a bit seriously. Games gain popularity in the college market (NOCR) It's been said the Battle of Waterl oo was won on the playing fields of Eton -a testament to the importance of games in college life. Today board games are enjoying renewed popularity among college students. Students' skill at Trivial Pursuit, Dungeons and Dragons, and a dozen other favorite games may not lead to historic victories later on, but it has game manufacturers smiling as if they had just passed go and collected $200. The big winner at the moment is Trivial Pursuit. College students account for 15 p ercent of the game's primary players and they are credited with spreading the word and making the game the biggest gaming success in recent history. Sales in 1984 could hit $700 million, a figure twice last year's total sales for the entire board game industry. John Nason, vice president for marketing at Selchow & Righter, manufacturers of Trivial Pursuit, sees its popularity as a reaction against the solitary, asocial aspects of video games, once the campus leisure champs. Though trivia forms the core of the game, Trivial Pursuit has even won praise from one of trivia's loudest critics, Norman Corwin, author of "Trivializing America," a complaint against the collapse of normative judgment in American life, says "This kind of trivial pursuit is perfectly okay. In fact, it serves a useful function. There's nothing wrong in knowing facts." Trivia as play is healthy, he says. Fantasy and role-playing games, which also got their start on college campuses, remain popular with students. Deiter Sturm of TSR Inc., manufacturer of Dungeons and Dragons, says that while the ten-tofourteen- year-old age group now accounts for the biggest number of D&D players, 18-to-24-year-olds, many of them college students, are still a large percentage of the three to four million D&D players in the U.S. There are some new developments in campus role-playing games. On some campuses, women create their own all-female playing groups. Most D&D player s -88 to 90 percent -are male, and Sturm admits D&D is potentially sexist. Other types of role-playing games are challenging D&D's popularity, however, A new TSR game called Marvel Super Heroes allows players to play comic book stars such as Spiderman. It is already finding popularity on campus. Next month the company will introduce an Adventures of Indiana Jones game These games, says Sturm, have more clearly defined scripts than D&D and should appeal to players with a different sort of imagination. Strategy games remain popular as well. Conservative Parker Brothers has high hopes for Pente, a new strategy game it bought in January. Though it resembles chess or Othello, Pente is extremely easy to learn and still requires strategy to play, according to Parker Brother's Cathy City. City says the company, which has never targeted the college market specifically before, will probably sponsor major on-campus promotions and Pente tournaments in conjunction with a big marketing push this fall Future Napoleons take warning: The playing fields (and boards) of America's colleges are busy places these days. RANGER 11 Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 I Gamers and their money prove big business by Bob Kiesling Community News Editor In terms of tourism, there is nothing that quite compares to GenCon, which brought about 8500 visitors to southeast Wisconsin th is August. In fact, say officials in Racine and Kenosha, the four-day game convention is becoming very big business indeed. For example, hotels from Chicago to Milwaukee report rooms being booked months in advance, with some hotels closer to Parkside booked solid by March. Tourism officials from both Racine and Kenosha staffed an information booth that provided information on attractions in the two counties. Carole DeWeerdt, of the Racine Convention and Visitors' Bureau, said the response was excellent. "Everything we had to offer there was quite a big of interest in," she said. "We definitely want to provide the same service next year." Many of the queries, said DeWeerdt, were for information about shopping facilities in the area. A study conducted during last year's convention by Parkside professors James Rovelstad and Judy Vilmain found that convention participants, and their families or friends, spend about $1.4 million in 1983. And while figures for this year are not yet in, estimates place the amount generated by the 1984 Gen- Con at significantly higher than last year's, since the number of advance registrations was also much higher. Perhaps more important, the study said that most of the participants -about 93 percent -came from outside the two counties, and the money they spent would not otherwise have been brought into the area. The report said, however, that because most GenCon attendees are a highly segmented group - young, highly educated and mostly students, professionals and managers - that local business, with the exception of hotels and campgrounds, have had difficulty targeting the convention participants. Louis Micheln, Executive Director of the Kenosha Area Chamber of Com merce, said most local merchants do not deal in game-related products. "Not many have any relation," he said. Micheln did say, however, that restaurants and shopping facilities were of i nterest to the non-participating visitors—the parents, spouses and friends of the convention participants. In the study, Rovelstad and Vilmain said that businesses could increase their GenCon-related revenue if they marketed themselves more aggressively. "GenCon makes a substantial impact on the Racine/Kenosha area, which most residents and businesses seem to be unaware of," concluded the report. "More importantly, they probably have missed significant business opportunities - with the exception of the lodging and camping operators." But Micheln and DeWeerdt are confident that GenCon will continue to grow, and they plan to market the area much more aggressively next year. GoW Dmgor) The Empire Strikes Back Sept. 6, 7, 8 Union Cinema Thurs. 3:30 Fri. 1:30 & 7:30 Sun. 4:30 *1.00 Rated PG Steve Gipson Cartoonist/Comedian Union Square Sept. 12 Noon-2:00 FREE The Alpha-Omega Players In ^ d jp Neil Simon's 0 California Suite Dinner Theater The Alpha Omega Players in "California Suite" Sept. 11 Union Dining Room Cocktails 6:00 Dinner 6:30 Show 8:00 Students $8.00 General Public $10 Tickets at Union Info Desk The Hot Rods Sept. 13 Union Pad 11:30 a.m. start FREE BREWERS Baseball Game vs. Toronto Blue Jays Friday, Sept. 28 Tickets $8.00 (includes bus ride) Tickets at Union Info Desk Fan Appreciation Night ROCKWORLD (VIDEO) Sept. 10-14 FREE Shown Around Campus and in Union Square The Cars, Spandau Ballet, Huey Lewis, Ray Parker Jr., ' Rockwell and more WATCH FOR TRIVIA IN THIS NEWSPAPER FROM PAB'S SPECIAL EVENTS COMMITTEE Shutler takes office Poetry contest slated by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Mary Elizabeth Shutler assumed the position as Parkside's new Vice Chancellor this past July. In the months she has been Vice Chancellor, Shutler has determined that few, if any, changes will be necessary in the system here. "One of t he major reasons I took this job was because things were so well organized at Parkside. I wouldn't take a job where things were in such good order and then start making changes." Coming to Parkside from various administrative positions at universities in San Dieto, Hawaii, Nevada and Alaska, Shutler's first love was archaelogy, an interest she's had since childhood. Shutler has participated in many digs" including one recent research project which took her to the seven acre mound site of Tell Halif n ear the Kibbutz Lahav in Israel; a site that dates back to at least 4000 B.C. "I decided to be an archaeologist at the age of nine," she said. She received her doctorate in anthropology at the University of Arizona in 1958. Shutler's dissertation topic was "Research on the Curing Beliefs and Practices of the Yacqui Indians," studying the topic with the assistance of a Yacqui Shaman. And what led Shutler to the Parkside administration? Because Parkside has such a lean administration," she said. "They spend less money on adminstration and more to hire faculty." She went on to say that, "I also am attracted to Parkside's 'let's try it approach. They're innovative, they try and find solutions to prob^ International Publications is sponsoring a poetry contest open to all college students desiring to have their poetry anthologized, with cash prizes going to the top five poems, prizes ranging from $100 to $10. Any student is eligible to submit his or her original and unpublished verse, typed double-spaced on one side of the page, with the student's name, address and college listed in the upper left-hand corner. While there is no restriction on form or theme, each poem (of up to fourteen lines) must be titled separately (avoid "Untitled") with illustrations (b/w) welcome. Entrants should keep a copy of all entries, as they can not be returned. There is a one dollar registration fee for the first poem, and fifty cents for each additional entry. No more than ten poems per entrant. For any further information, contact International Publications at P.O. Box 44044-L, Los Angeles, California 90044. Deadline for entries is October Si PAB film review Pryor/Reynolds in Edwards film „ Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Vice Chancellor Betty Shntler lems. "It's very difficult to maintain a quality of excel lence in an open access situation as we have here, and Parkside has succeeded in doing SO. One thing that Shutler said she would like to see change at Parkside is the number of minority faculty members. "We're doing all right as far as women are concerned, but we need more Blacks and His panics among our faculty," she said. "There are some very talented minority teachers out there and we have so-few." Shutler added that there is no shortage of fac ulty at Parkside, per f^li\th?y're ^ways looking for fresh talent as additions. Shutler is pleased with her position at Parkside and with living in wie southeastern Wisconsin area. She likes rural communities that are near big cities. Shutler further stated that she is enjoying "learning to be a Vice Chancellor." by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Columbia pictures recently announced that shooting is completed on the Blake Edwards production THE MUSIC BOX which stars Richard Pryor and Burt Reynolds. THE MUSIC BOX is a remake of the 1932 Oscar winning short subject which featured Laurel and Hardy, the new version starring Pryor and Reynolds in Stan and OUie's roles of two bumblers who attempt to cany a huge piano to a home that sits atop a long flight of stairs. The Laurel and Hardy version (which Parkside's Library owns a 16mm print of, by the way) is a The Parkside Union HOURS RECREATION CENTER Mon.-Thur. 9 a.m.-10 p.m Friday 9 a.m.-12 a.m. Saturday Noon-12 a.m. Sunday Noon-10 p.m. Sweet Shoppe Mon.-Fri. 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Union Square Mon.-Thurs. 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m Fri. 10:30 a.m.-7 p.m. Information Center Mon.-Thurs. 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p m Fri. 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Dining Room Mon.-Fri. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Coffee Shoppe Mon -Thur. 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m. Fri. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Reservations Office Mon.-Fri. 8:00 a.m.-4:30 p.m. classic in mounting frustration. Edwards' idea to expand this slight premise from a three reel featurette to a two hour feature is a little outrageous. Pryor is a funny man and may be able to play the frustration amusingly enough (if he isn't cursing the piano too heavily to be funny), but Reynolds is hardly a comedian or an actor. It's asking far too much to expect a chemistry between Reynolds and Pryor to match the chemistry between Laurel and Hardy, and it is also asking a heck of a lot to expect this feature to come anywhere near the excellence of itsclassic original. Pryor has said that he believes Laurel and Hardy to be the finest comedians in screen history, and is flattered with his role. Reynolds has not seemed to comment on the film. Spokespersons from Columbia state that the film should be released near Christmastime, but Edwards is said to be trying to hold off f or a summer 1985 release date. Chiwaukee meeting set A meeting of the Technical and utizen's Advisory Committee (TAC) of the Chiwaukee Prairie- Carol Beach Land Use Management Program will be held Thursday Sept. 6 at 7 p.m. at the Pleasant Prairie Town Hall, 9915 39th Ave. The advisory committee will discuss the recommended land use plan and the plan's implementation as well as set a date for a public hearing. All are invited to attend. Ranger General Membership Thursday Sept. 13 1 p.m. * RANGER RANGER Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 It's prediction time again by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Well, it's fall again (almost), and I guess you all know what that means. Of course, it means it's time once again for my First Annual, Sight Unseen, New TV Season Predictions, in which I, Veteran film Critic, Humorist and now Assistant Feature Editor Rick Luehr, make my predictions for the success, or failure, of the new fall series, without having seen any of them. Here goes nothin'. (Just a figure of speec h. I hope.) *** STREETHAWK (ABC) -This new show tells the tender story of Jesse Mach, police public relations guy, who becomes a vigilante with the aid of a high-tech, computerized motorcycle. Kinda like "Knight Rider," only with half the wheels. And half the brains. It'll last eight weeks. Tops. ••• E.R. (CBS) -E lliott Gould stars as an ear, nose and throat specialist who, in order to avoid bankrupcy, works nights in a Chicago hospital emergency room. The show appears to have a good cast, and, mainly because of Elliott Gould, it should be a hit. ••• PAPER DOLLS (ABC) -This new night time soap features heavily made-up teenage models. It should appeal t o the sleaze lovers, and, of course, the raincoat crowd. A bit of local interest: Morgan Fairchild plays a character named Racine. Six weeks. •** JESSIE (ABC) -I was prepared to give th is new series starring Lindsay Wagner as a police psychiatrist eight weeks, but now I hear that the show is having severe problems and may never get on the air. Pity. ••• CHARLES IN CHARGE (CBS) - Scott baio plays a college student who works as a family helper for a family of five. Even though, for the most part, I have this thing against 'teen idol', Baio does have some talent, and, given the right material, could make the show a success. Put me down for a maybe. •** HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN (NBC) - Michael Landon produces and stars in this show about an angel who comes to earth to "spread joy, and help people in need." Sounds like 'Attack of the Killer Schmaltz.' Then again, people bought 'Little House on the Prairie.' This show could mak e it. I hope not. *** DREAMS (CBS) -This show about a rock band seems to be influenced by MTV. Fil led with "fast cut rock videos" it will try to capture the video crowd. It will fail. •»» IT'S YOUR MOVE (NBC) -Jason Bateman plays a scheming 14 year old con man who tries to make life miserable for his next door neighbor. Just what we need, a positive role model for today's youth. Eight weeks. PEOPLE DO THE CRAZIEST THINGS (ABC) -Bert Convy hosts this show, which shows ordinary people's reactions to outrageous situations. This fiercely original idea (ripped off from Allen Funt), and Convy's unmistakable charm and charisma should keep this show going for about three weeks. •** THE BILL COSBY SHOW (NBC) - Probably the only sure-fire hit of the season. Cosby plays an obstetrician with a wife and four kids. •** WHO'S THE BOSS (ABC) -Tony Danza portrays a man who works as a live-in family helper. Boy, there's nothing like an original idea, huh? Six weeks. GLITTER(ABC) -This "big budget extravaganza" is about the lives and loves of the staff of a "slick and trendy" picture magazine, and the people they write about. More night time soap opera trash. It'll probably be a hit. *** V (NBC) -Based on the two hit miniseries, this show tells of the continuing efforts of lizard faced aliens to take over earth. Maybe V will mark the return of good science fiction to television. Somehow, though, I doubt it. HAWAIIAN HEAT (ABC) -This is the story of two Chicago cops who move to Hawaii and work as undercover men. Lots of nice scenery and plenty of babes in bikinis, but not much else. Three months. ••• HUNTER (NBC) -The story of a maverick cop and his tough-butfeminine partner who are not afraid to bend the rules in their fight against crime. Sounds like a new American classic, in the tradition of 'My Moths* the Car.' Two weeks. MIAMI VICE (NBC) -This crime drama tells the haunting story of two Miami vice cops named (get this) Sonny Crockett and Ricardo Tubbs. The show also features an alligator named Elvis, who once swallowed LSD a nd an alarm clock (no, I didn't make that up). One month. PARTNERS IN CRIME (NBC) - Lynda Carter and Loni Anderson (what a pair) co-star in this comedy- mystery. They portray ex-wives of a murdered private eye who form their own detective agency. Both Carter and Anderson have proven good audience draws in the past, and the show should be a success. *•* FINDER OF LOST LOVES (ABC) - Boy, sounds like a real winner. Tony Franciosa plays a detective who acts as a, you guessed it, finder of lost loves. Real exciting and action packed. If the audience can stay awake, this one may last a couple of months. er O'Neill and that perennial favorite, Jon-Eric Hexum, as a team of private eyes who pose as a male model and a photographer. Once the novelty of beefcake runs out the show will go to oblivion where it belongs. *** HOT PURSUIT (NBC) -Kerrie Keane and Eric Pierpoint star as a married couple on the run after the wife is framed for murder by a rich socialite. This formula worked for 'The Fugitive' and it probably will work here too. PUNKY BREWSTER (NBC) -This is the heartwarming tale of a lovable, feisty little girl and the cranky, strong-minded old photographer she comes to live with. Sounds about as intelligent as it's title. Two months. MURDER, SHE WROTE (CBS) - Angela Lansbury stars as an Agatha Christie-like mystery writer who dabbles as a real life mystery solver. It sounds as though this will be a classy production, and it should be a hit. **• Well, there they are, my fearless predictions for the coming season. I want everybody to know that I stand by t hese predictions. Unless, of course, they turn out to be wrong, in which case, I never heard of them. It looks like it will be a good season to use your television set as a decorative planter. A scene from Star Wars Empire Strikes Back •••• by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Editor's Note: Film reviews will be rated by stars, zero to five, with five meaning superlative; zero meaning terrible. The first film presented by PAC this semester will be 'The Empire Strikes Back.' As I 'm sure you all know, 'Empire' is the second film in the enormously successful 'Star Wars' trilogy. Directed by Irvin Kerschner, Empire Strikes Back con tinues the adventures of Luke Skywalker, Princess Leia, Han Solo and the rest of the 'Star Wars' gang. The film also introduces new characters Lando Calrissian, and, of course, the green, shriveled little Jedi master, Yoda. 'The Empire Strikes Back' is a much more somber, serious film that its predecessor. It doesn't have as much of the sense of fun that made 'Star Wars' so enjoyable. Also, the film really doesn't stand on its own. It's almost required that you see 'Star Wars' first in order to understand exactly what is going on at times. These, thought are relatively minor flaws which should not detract from your overall enjoyment of the film. •••• COVER UP .(CBS). -Starring. Jenaif- SHARE-A-RIDE INFORMATION & SIGN UP AT UNION INFORMATION DESK 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Monday-Thursday 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Friday 9:00 a.m.-1:00 p.m. Saturday 14 Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 Join the Hanger A pause in the disaster Hanger photo by J ay Crapser by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor I Now that the new fall TV season is nearing, we at the Ranger have taken the liberty of writing the networks asking what programs were considered but not used this season. Below are the dozen entries that we received. NO TITS, NO ASS A d etective series where none of the people are attractive. Alex Karras, Gilda Radner, Jimmie Walker, and Charlene Tilton star. BJ, PEG AND ERIN Another M*A*S*H spinoff, this one created, written, directed, produced by, and starring Mike Farrell as suburban pediatrician BJ Hunnicut who lives in a cute little cupcake house with wife Peg and child Erin. Farrell stated that he hadn't decided who was to play Peg, but had it narrowed down to Linda Evans, Donna Mills, Farrah Fawcett, or Heather Locklear. BAY GEORGE A San Francisco homosexual pop singer shocks the gay community by appearing as heterosexual on album covers and TV appearances. Mitch Ryder stars. UNDERWATER DWARFS IN ATLANTA Billy Barty and Sky Low Low star as two midget mass-murderers who enjoy deep sea diving. In the pilot they try to de-bone Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis and use them as wetsuits. IT'S GENUINELY BORING Snooky Lanson hosts this musical variety show featuring guests Doris Day, Gino Vannelli, Johnny Mathis, and The Stray Cats. BACKWARD COLLAR SECRETS A panel discussion as Catholic priests reveal their sexual fantasies to Dr. Ruth Westheimer who evaluates them with a panel consisting of Linda Lovelace, Marilyn Chambers, and Johnny "Wadd" Holmes. DON'T ASK ME , I DON'T KNOW Host Bill Cullen asks noted persons questions they can't answer. On the pilot Roger Ebert is asked about movies made prior to 1970. WHY ARE THEY IN SHOW BIZ? Gene Rayburn hosts this show featuring noted personalities who must explain what the hell their capacity in the entertainment world is. Nipsey Russell is the first guest. THE GREAT AMERICAN GROSS-OUT Entertainers try making a live audience puke by just being themselves. Joan Rivers, Bette Midler, Barry Manilow and Andy Griffith are the stars. POP THAT ZIT! Chuck Barris-produced game show based on "Name That Tune." MASOCHIST THEATRE In an attempt to do away with late night news shows, this program was to feature film festivals of bad movies weeknights from midnight until 6 am. The first show was to feature a Clint Eastwood festival. THE PRO-ABORTIONIST TALK SHOW Vice Presidential candidate Geraldine Ferraro was to host this series which would try to prove abortion is o-k by featuring noted adults that should have been aborted prior to birth. Alan Thicke, Steve Martin, Charro and Lionel Ritchie were to be the first guests. Doctor Who New episodes Doctor Who's legion of fans will be pleased to know that PBS station WMVT Channel 10 has purchased over sixty new episodes of The Doctor, including 14 John Pertwee and 13 Peter Davison s hows, the twentieth anniversary show, the pilot for the spinoff s eries "K9 and Company," and 23 repeats of the Tom Baker episodes. The Doctor has developed quite a cult following of "Whovians" in the Wisconsin area ever since channel 10 started running the English Science-Fiction series in March, 1983. Nearly one thousand people turned out for a Doctor Who premier party last fall, while a Doctor Who lookalike contest sponsored by the station last March also drew a great deal of attention. In the series, which began in 1963, the Doctor has been played by the late William Hartnell, and by Patrick Troughton, John Pertwee, Tom Baker and Peter Davison. The current Doctor Who on the new episodes will be played by Collin Baker (no relation to Tim). The new season will be aired on channel 10 Saturdays at 8 pm beginning November 3. The Parkside Union Diabetes workshop A one-day workshop on the nature, idenfication and treatment of diabetes will be offered at Parkside from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Wednesday, Sept. 26, in the Parkside Union. The workshop, sponsored by the Racine District Nurses Assocation (RDNA) in cooperation with the University Extenion and Parkside, will cost 630 for RDNA members, $35 for others. To register, call 553-2312. Registration deadline is Thursday, Sept. 20. The session, which will be taught by a physician, a clinical specialist and an exercise physiologist, will cover the pathophysiology of Types I and H diabetes, ways to prevent diabetes complications, the role of exercise and the importance of diet, home glucose monitoring and self-regulation in maintaining euglycemia. Campus and Community" • BOWLING • BILLIARDS •FOOSBALL • VIDEO GAMES • TABLE TENNIS • OUTDOOR RENTALS • HORSESHOES • SPECIAL PROGRAMS • OUTDOOR PATIO • CINEMA THEATER • INFO CENTER • TV LOUNGE • MEETING ROOMS • TICKET SALES • CHECK CASHING • POSTAL DROP • VENDING • SPORTS EQUIPMENT "Serving • COMMUTER LOCKERS • DINING ROOM • BAR & GR ILL • SWEET SHOPPE • CATERING • ROOM RESERVATIONS • TRAVEL PROGRAMS • LARGE SCREEN TV • TABLE GAMES HANGER AKl introduction to Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 rJl f^OSKRfVT. o<. [WCr LlKe ft MoSKRlVT. Hn/scrV Uf ge WeJ£t Bjev SEEfJ (V wosKRflT. Kl F P : f t H o T V t f f t MOS ^ ^ T . of we fembLe type. MO(?F OF He* arret?. SiHtt ft per of Too UFRFMT HFRe UFJT $EM£STffi> PET'S SFr wttflr THiS is. (\ll About. Fiesr-rercHWotts „ KM/-1!: ft UFftsez.. fl Philosophy MATE*, woo THFT We've Sot "TOT cut OPTUS UflV... v-7——_ fiwrf^ CftRSoo ftfts ft ueRY spec.mu RaanoMSHip lorrvt KIPF. fllJD PeRPeTUALPV SeflfiOjEJ Foe. THS OtTIMftlF ftMSUCR. „ £»tort th? MGAWIMS OF E-IFC ? %S,"W|S S TRIPS SOT E UERYTftltJS. LOvie, RtMftMCF, EXISTENTIALISM, THetiUXjl' ftcno»j. ex itfmemTj th«ius CKILLS SPIUi l\UP PlPLS. ( USLL. ASPR|U ,ftauAU_Y . 1 PLUS. Apm ADILiOS, FllrHn, ELfcoc., EOTR «Mt> efeftos. 5 Bo^eoj -,BO%d- Catalog review UTS S£F U)HflT ELSE IS OP. ftiJS BftpeeRs. Pis Beftce BftD&eRS. ©owp RflWGEg by Ric k Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Every once in a while, a new book c omes along that you simply have to read. And once you start, you just can't put it down. Well, the new 1984-85 Parkside Undergraduate Catalog has just hit the stands, and you know something? This is not one of those books. This is not to say that it doesn't have its interesting parts, but overall the plot is a little vague and hard to follow. Just kidding. Actually, it is rather interesting, and I'd like to share some of my feelings about it. First of all, the cover. I'm sure most of you remember that the old 1982-84 catalog had that really keen design in green on the cover. Well, guess what? The design is back again this time, only now it's in blue. I d on't know about you, but I think this is a step in the right direction. Turning to the inside, we find that the first section, called 'Parkside Perspective', remains essentially the same as the old catalog, except several parts have been omitted. Among the omissions are: Special Education Mission, University Extension, and Alumni and Placement Service. I don't know why these sections were deleted, but I, for one, am going to miss them. Looking to the 'Fees and Expenses' section, we find what I consider to be the first major boo-boo: tuition prices. As most of us are aware, tuition went up this year from $519 to about $572. You wouldn't know it from looking at the catalog. It still lists the old rate. Come on folks, lets get on the ball here. Now we get to the meat of the catalog: the course descriptions. This section is quite well done, in spite of some typos. For example, English 295, Literary Analysis is listed as Literacy Analysis. Of course, typos can happen. But you'd think that they'd be more careful in the English section! There are some courses listed that I find fascinating. At least the titles sound good. For instance, Phy. Ed. 332, Games of Low Organization. Sounds like fun, huh? Or how about Computer Science 467, Computability and Automation.This class is described as dealing with things like Turing machines, Kleene's Predicate and Ackermann's Function. You need to take another course just to be able to understand the capsule description of this one. In conclusion, I would like to say that the new 1984-96 Parkside Catalog would make a fine addition to anyone's collection. I'd like to say that but I can't. But seriously, pick one up and read it -it may be the most important book you read in college! TRY A VIDEOGAME in the REC CENTER OR UNION SQUARE We have a wide selection, featuring: • STAR WARS • CRYSTAL CASTLES • MS PACMAN • MILLIPEDE • BLACK WIDOW „..i a i ||||< III ill! i.lif > *, • r.i.J • I 1 i' • ' • TAPPER • TRACK & HELD • TUTENKHAM • FAX ACROSS 1 Mohammedan name 4 Sn ?.nish article 6 Toil 11 Preposition 13 Encomiums 15 Latin conjunction 16 Betrothed 18 Hebrew letter 19 As far as 21 Hindu garment 22 Time period 24 Protagonist 26 Experimental rooms: colloq. 28 Outfit 29 Muse of poetry 31 Blemish 33 Symbol for rhenium 34 Boundary 36 Heroic event 38 A state: abbr. 40 Severs 42 Tally 45 Group of unions: abbr. 47 Vessel 49 Sharp 50 Genus of frogs 52 Arrow poison 54 Prefix: down 55 Paid notice 56 Cravat 59 Note of scale 61 Unit of Spanish currency 63 Military units 65 Substance 66 French article 67 Anglo-Saxon money DOWN 1 Lincoln's nickname 2 Missive 3 Supposing that 4 Sea eagles 5 Lawful 6 Easy to read 7 Beverage 8 Collective whole 9 King of Bashan 10 Mend 12 Faeroe Islands whirlwind 14 Kind of fabric 17 Desert dweller 20 Spoken 23 Teutonic deity 24 Pronoun 25 Auricular 27 Soaks up 30 Burden 32 Parasitic insect 35 Moral 37 Female student 38 Fragment • 39 Crown 41 Submerge 43 Heavy, closefitting jacket 44 Printer's measure 46 Attached to 48 Part of flower 51 Dillseed 53 Country of Europe 57 Greek letter 58 Printer's measure 60 Man's name 62 Compass point 64 Maiden loved by Zeus 1984 united Fdatute'Syndicate, inc. 16 Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 Rick Kilns RANGER Baseball Alumnus returns as soccer coach practice by Pat Zirkelbach Parkside's soccer team starts this fall under the direction of Rick Kilps. Kilps, 33, repl aces his former coach, Hal Henderson, who resigned recently to become head coach at St. Leo's in Tampa, Florida. Kilps is a 1975 graduate of Parkside, and was a four-year soccer letter winner. He earned his master's degree in physical education from Bowling Green (Ohio) University i n 1977. He chaired the 1983 Midwest Region Ail-American committee of the National Soccer Coaches Association. He has also lectured for the United States Soccer Federation. He is also a nationally certified athletic trainer. He is a popular clinician at soccer summer camps, holding some camps here at Parkside. When asked why he wanted to return to Parkside, Kilps replied, "I have always been a supporter of Parkside, being an alumni, and as a supporter I've kept up with their soccer team. Also, after coaching at a small Division 3 school for seven years, I was looking o nto the next rung in the ladder. "I am also among old friends here in the Racine-Kenosha area. People that I have known in college and old friends are here." There are 21 members on the soccer team this year, eight of whom are returning players. Three of the returning eight are starters. Many of t he new players are entering freshmen and transfer students. A few came from Aurora (111.) College with Kilps. "I'm very enthusiastic about the team," commented Kilps. "Practice started a week before Labor Day, so as a team we haven't had a lot of time to work together. I am pleased with the returning players, the ones in their fourth year. They are enthusiastic and happy and provide a good base for the newer players. I am confident with this team. We have s ome tough schools to play against - Marquette, Madison and Green Bay. They will be the hardest this season. Other than that, I am looking for a .500 sea son." In his seven years as a soccer coach and trainer at Aurora College, he never had a losing season. Although Aurora competes in NCAA Division 3, Kilps' teams have posted a 4-5-2 reco rd against Division 1 opponents. His 1983 r ecord was 12-3-2, his best at Aurora. Kilps will also teach courses in physiology and kinesology this semester. Rick Kilps, new soccer coach Baseball in the fall? Yes, and this is the second year of a split season for the Parkside team. The split was due to the inclement weather so familiar to Wisconsin springs. The first meeting will be this Thursday, Sept. 6, at 2 p.m. Students should meet in the Phy Ed building. The first practice will be held Monday, Sept. 10, with pitchers and catchers from 2:30-3:30 and other positions from 3:45-5:30. The season opens Sept. 15 at noon when Parkside plays Marquette here. Write a letter to the Editor Men's cross country team "best ever hv KlftlKarllO ITvnnUL m _ t_ It'll • • m t i • . . 99 by Kimberlie Kranich With two weeks' practice in, Coach Lu cian Rosa has had a good look at his men's cross country team and likes what he sees. In fact, in his seven years at Parkside, Rosa believes "This is the best team ever because of the team's togetherness." The strength of th e team consists of George Kapheim-senior, Tim Renzelmann-senior, Mark Huntsenior, Rich Miller-junior, Ted Miller-senior, Dan Stublaski-senior and Andy Serrano-junior. According to Rosa, these runners have the ability to run together and push one another. The remaining members of t he team include Mark Manningsenior, Andy Kaestner-junior, Mike Rohl-sophomore, Dan Petersonfreshman and Scott Rench-freshman. Rosa said the success of his team depends on how well the team trains and how well they are mentally prepared. Having been a marathon runner himself at Parkside for four years, Rosa knows the value of hard training. During the initial stages of t raining, the men will run between seventy and eighty-five miles per week. They run seven days a week. The hardest practices fall on Mondays and Wednesdays, and the easiest ones are on Fridays, the day before Saturday meets. Men & Women's Bowling Club & Var sity Team Meeting Fri., Sept. 14, 1 p.m. Rec Center NO MINIMUM BOWLING AVERAGE REQUIRED VARSITY TEAM PARTICIPATES IN: BIG 6 CONFERENCE ST. LOUIS MATCH GAME MIDWEST INTERCOLLEGIATE ASSOCIATION OF COLLEGE UNIONS - INTERNATIONAL REGIONAL TOURNAMENTS AREA INVITATIONAL TOURNAMENTS FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT MIKE MENZHUBER IN TH E REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2408 Rosa stated the philosophy he tells is runners, "What I ask of everyone is just run the race at your best and everything will fall in place." All the time spent running together developed a closeness between the teammates, according to runner, Dan Stublaski. Stublaski says he feels 'closer to this team' than any other team he's been on. "One can only do so much as an individual," he said, "but while being on a team, one is surrounded with encouragement from other players." FALL BOWLING LEAGUES IN THE REC CENTER Mixed Couple — Every Other Fri. 4 Person Teams — - Begin Sept. 28 — 7 p.m.-9:30 p.m. 7 Weeks — $2.50/Person Mixed Couple — Sundays — Begin Sept. 30 — 7 p.m.-9:30 p m 4 Person Teams — 8 Weeks — $2.50/Person Parent-Child — Sat. — Begin Oct. 6 — 10 a.m -12 pm — 4 Person Teams — 16 Weeks — $ 1.25/Person 'League Fee Includes Trophies & E nd of Year Pizza Partv SIGN UP FOR LEAGUES AT THE REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2695 FOR MORE INFORMATION While a marathoner at Parkside, Rosa used to run what his athletes now call a "mind grinder." A "mind grinder" consists of r unning an hour around the track. Rosa doesn't use this technique much because the team finds it rather tedious going around the same circle with little change of scenery. He does, however, like repitition work and building up mileage. Besides conditioning, Rosa feels that each runner must mentally prepare himself for the grueling season. "Readiness," said Rosa, "is what really counts." Cross Country Men's schedule The 1984 Men's Cross Country Team Schedule is as follows: Saturday, Sept. 1 - Stevens Point/Whitewater, 11 a.m., at Parkside. Saturday, Sept. 8 - Oskosh Open, U a.m., at Oshkosh Saturday, Sept. 15 - SIU-Edwardsville Invitational, 11 a.m., at Parkside Saturday, Sept. 22 - Midwest Collegiate, 12:45 p.m., at Parkside Saturday, Sept. 29 - Open Friday, Oct. 5 - Boilermaker Invitational, 3 p.m., in Indiana Saturday, Oct. 6 - Loyola Lakefront Invitational, 11 a.m., in Chicago Saturday, Oct. 13 - Milwaukee Invitational, 11 a.m., in Milwaukee Saturday, Oct. 20 - Carthage Invitational, 11 a.m., in Kenosha Saturday, Oct. 27 - UTCT Open, Time TBA, in Milwaukee Saturday, Nov. 3 - Open Saturday, Nov. 10 - NCAA H Nationals. 9:45 a.m., in Mississippi Saturday, Nov. 17 - NAU Nationals, 11 a.m., at Parkside Sports trivia quiz Hello Trivia Fans! For those who love to tease and probe the brain, the Ranger sports section will present one trivia question each week for your enjoyment or frustration. This week's question is: In 1930, this man set the National League record for the most home funs in a season and the National League record for runs batted in. What was t he man's name and the number of hom e runs and RBI's? Look for the answer in next week's sports section. Also keep your eyes open for the Ranger's Sports Trivia contest! All-star by Jim Neibaur Professional wrestling has been under at tack for quite some time. Despite its popularity, its detractors claim that it is not a sport, that it is merely staged entertainment. One detractor, sportscaster Hod Luck, went so fas as to enter the ring and compete with wrestler Billy Robinson. Luck later had more respect for wrestling after Robinson whipped him handily. The late comedian Andy Kaufman made headlines after a confrontation with wrestler Jerry "The King" Lawler. Milwaukee promoter Dennis Hilgart stated that "People who say such things about wrestling can either get into the ring or we can take 'em outside to get their can cleaned." One person who is quite serious about professional wrestling is Greg Gagne, a former tagteam champion and son of the great Vern Gagne, a champ in his own right. Gagne has been wrestling professionally for about twelve years. His father, Verne, was an Olympic gold medal winner in the freestyle — d e s e r v e s r e s p e c t Gagne is lieht tor * , younger situation found in wrestling na«mo j „ 17 Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 PARKSIDE UNION OUTDOOR RENTAL CENTER 2 MAN TENTS 4 MAN TENTS SLEEPING BAGS GROUND PADS GAS HEATERS GAS LANTERNS COOK STOVES COOKING KITS ICE CHESTS WATER JUGS CANTEENS VITTLE KITS CAMP SHOVELS BELT AXES HUNTING KNIVES POCKET KNIVES COMPASSES FIRST AID KITS FLASHLIGHTS CAMP STOOLS FISHING RODS FISHING NETS FISH BASKETS FALL RENTAL HOURS Mon. 1 pm-5 pm Thur. 4 pm- 8 pm Fri. 1 pm-6 pm ADVANCE RESERVATIONS NECESSARY - CALL: 553-2408 iwr .'i'i11 w«thng competition. The younger Game's Ugh'for a wresUaaifS lbs. He turned down a chance to pUy profesonial football due to his preference lor the mat wars tbio„n„ ^? ?Gaeg onnee -b„«y»o>ue ^co.Pmpeeutitnat in team sports." About the good guys/bad guys wrestling, Gagne stated, "In any sport there are good guys and bad guys. But with wrestling they tend to dramatize more and bend the rules." Even though they deserve no respect due to their unsportsmanlike tactics in the ring wrestlers like Adrian Adonis are still good athletes and objectively they're good wrestlers." Dennis Hilgart said, "Guys like Reggie Jackson in baseball are considered bad guys by many, but they aren't given the freedom of weekly television interviews like wrestlers are." On these interviews, wrestlers display their flamboyancy with some amazing little quirks and idiosyncrasies which are rarely, if e ver, questioned by the wrestling fans (known within the trade as "Kayfabes"). Wrestling is a wild and exciting thing to watch, but some believe it to be an absolute degeneration of Continued on Page 19 ,— WELCOME — I to IMLerTlme > r / / > rowr# - ^ f , V WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU FOR THE 1984-1985 SCHOOL YEAR. MILLER HIGH LIFE, MILLER LITE ON TAP AT THE UNION SQUARE. Distributed by C.J.W., Inc. 2117-81 st St., 552-7273. 18 Thursday, Sept. 6, 1984 RANGER All-American honors awarded to athletes by Carol Kortendick Sports Editor Since the beginning of time, awards have been given for human accomplishments and feats, whether intellectual, heroic or athletic. In the past academic year, 22 Parkside athletes earned Ail-American honors. Ail-American honors are given on two bases. For individual sports, such as cross country, track and wrestling, the athlete must reach nationals. He/she then must place in the top ranks of the event, each sport varying in its cutoff point. For example, one event may have 100 participants. To make Ail- American, an individual might have to place in the top 20 out of the 100 competitors. For team sports such as baseball, softball, soccer, basketball and volleyball, the individual is chosen by an Ail-American election committee. To make Ail-American, the individual's team does not have to attend nationals. Though it's unnecessary to attend, Wayne Dannehl, Parkside's athletic director said, "To get ranking on team sports, it's quite advantageous to get to nationals. Obviously, it is more difficult to get on Ail-American when you're on a team," concluded Dannehl. Besides being All-American, some of the students have gained Ail-American Academic honors. According to Dannehl, these students are outstanding in both academics and athletics. According to Dannehl, these students must maintain a 3.5 average and be good in the particular sport. The students honored were Erik Womeldorf, basketball; Laura Hess, volleyball; Ted Keyes, wrestling; Janet Boeren, softball. The following students were honored as All-Americans : In cross country, George Kapheim, 1983, was honored. The NAIA Ail-Americans for soccer were Dan Opferman, Jimmy Banks and Jim Spielmann, all for 1982-83. The NAIA Ail-Americans for softball were Jackie Rittmer, Ail- American 1983-84; Michele Martino, 1984, Janet Koenig, 1984. For track, the winners were Ron Condon, NAIA All American outdoor walk, 1983-84; Mark Manning, NAIA Ail-American outdoor walk, 1979; Dona Briscol, NAIA All America cross country 1980-81, 600 yd. 1981-82, 3000 M Outdoor, 1984 Ted Miller, NAIA AU-Americai 1984; Sarah Hiett, NAIA All-Ameri can 1984; Mike Rohl, Ail-American 1984; and Andy Kaestner, All American Outdoor 10K Walk, 1984 Honored for wrestling were Mike Vania, NAIA Ail-American 198081 84 and NCAA Ail-American 1983 Mike Winter, NAIA Ail-American 1984; Matt Kluge, NAIA All-Ameri can, 1984; and Todd Yde, NCAA All-American 1984. New coach sparks positive attitudes There is a new face among the coaches this year. Wendy Miller has replaced Noreen Goggin as Parkside's women's tennis and basketball coach. Goggin is now attending UW-Madison to complete her graduate work. Miller is a 1977 graduate of UWLaCrosse and received her Masters degree at Ball State University (Indiana) in 1979. She also spent one year at Valparaiso University before joining the coaching staff at Beloit College. She was the head coach of women's volleyball, basketball and softball there for four years before coming to Parkside. This will be her first year coaching tennis on the college leve. "When all else fails, you go back to fundamentals," she said. This is the approach that Miller is taking to change the fortunes of the Parkside women's tennis team. Last year's team had a disappointing dual meet record under Goggin; however Miller feels that this year's team can turn that around. Six members of last year's squad are returning: Ann Althaus, Lynn Euting, Kim Kranich, Linda Masters, Jackie Rittmer and Carol Swenson. A new freshman, June Herrera, will also join the team. "Right now, we have just enough players for a team," Miller said. "If we had more people it would be better because there would be MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE T SCREEN COMING MONDAY, SEPT. 10 y * BEER * SODA • WINE • POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION more competition and if someone gets sick, somebody could fill in. As it is, we're at a bare minimum." Miller has enlisted Esther Will, a lecturer in the Life Science department as assistant tennis coach. "She's my right-hand person," Miller said of Will, "and she's also a very good tennis player." Miller says the team has a positive attitude this year and stated, "There's been a lot of enthusiasm and good spirits, and I think they're looking forward to a good season. The only place we can go is up, and that's what we're concentrating on. The record was dismal last year and hopefully we can improve; but we're going to have a lot of fun doing it." Wendy Miller, new women's tennis coach I-O: Computer future Continued from Page 8 the 6502 chip as the heart of their machines, but IBM was using the more powerful and faster microprocessor, the Intel 8088. The IBM PCjr was a major advance over the earlier home computers, and still is. It features a luxurious BASIC language and 128K of RAM. Not to be left behind, Apple introduced the Macintosh last January. The Macintosh was designed to be so easy to use that it has no built-in language for programming. To communicate with it, you use a device called "a mouse," which allows you to select from a choice of options by moving a pointer around on the screen. As an indication of the growing popularity of home computers, Apple released another new machine not six months after the introduction of the Macintosh. Called the Apple He, it is based on the 6502 a nd features 128K memory with sleek, modern styling. At around $1300, this model should prove quite popular. Now let's look to the future. At the June Computer Electronics Show, a showcase for the very latest in home technology, some very interesting home computers were demonstrated. In particular, a company called Amiga, who until then specialized in joystick controllers, previewed what was to be their entry in the home computer marketplace. Based on the Motorola 68000, the computer, code-named the Amiga Lorraine, promises to be the most advanced home computer available. "How much will it cost?" I hear you ask. Only around $1,500, according to Amiga, and they hoped to have it ready for sale by this Christmas. As it stands, however, Amiga Inc. is being bought out by none other than Commodore, and Commodore refuses to comment on the future of the Lorraine. If past performance is anything to go by, then Commodore will be the one to make this the very best in home computers available to us all. I eagerly await the announcement of the Commodore Lorraine. If you have any input with regard to my output, please drop me a line c/o Ranger. 8-BALL LEAGUE WHERE: Union Rec Center - Length: Weeks WHEN: Mon., 4 p.m.-5:30 p.m. Cost: $2/person/week BEGIN: Mon. Sept. 24 (includes trophy fee) SIGN UP AT UNION REC CENTER OR CALL 553-2695 FOR MORE INFO. ENTRY LIMITED TO 16 PLAYERS Puzzle answers from Page 15 A L I Bj E L L A B O R B E F O R E E L O G E s E T E N G A G E D P E T O S A R 1 Y E A R H E R O L A B S R 1 G E R A T O B L O T R E L 1 N E E P 1 C S D C U T S s C O R E C 1 O S H .1 P IB K E E N R A N A 1 N E Ej|| D E| A D N E C K T 1 F A P E S E T A A R M 1 E S EH M E T A L L EE O R A RANGER Rabid animals on campus Beware of r abid animals on campus! On August 7 a woodchuck in an advanced rabid state was shot by a Kenosha deputy west of O rchard Court apartments. In the campus security report concerning the incident, Officer Roger Griebel stated that there are probably more rabid animals in the area, which pose a serious hazard to pedestrians and bicyclists. Vince Gigliotti, Assistant Secu- Tennis begins Women's tennis practice has begun. All inte rested freshmen and underclassmen should contact Wendy Miller at extension 2257, or drop her a note in her Phy Ed office located on the second floor of the Physical Education Building. rity Director, said the security office hasn't received any reports of rabid animals, although sitings have been rumored. Gigliotti stressed that if anyone sees a rabid animal on campus they should get out of its way and call security. "Don't try to catch it or anything. Rabies shots are painful, I'm told," he said. Ranger Needs Sports Writers Camping completes summer bbyy Carol Kortendick thp vacation Sports Editor Being a city-bred girl, I heard nature beckoning and thought the best way to answer the call was to go camping. I begged my friend, Debbie, who had never camped before, to accompany me, and when she finally succumbed, I proceeded to make plans. Two weeks be fore the date set, I mailed the money and reservations. Two doubts p lagued my mind: one being that we wouldn't get the reservations, the other being that something would happen to prevent us from going. The doubts became reality. My friend contracted a virus and backed out. When I called the camp, the ranger informed me that the reserved campsites were usually filled by January and February, but if we wanted to try for unclaimed sit es we were welcome to come Saturday morning. , With this in mind, I called Debbie and we decided that if her health improved, we'd go. Friday arrived with a healthy Debbie and a hopeful Carol. Down in the Parkside Recreation Center, we found two charming, helpful young men (the only ones on the entire trip) when we checked out camping equipment. We were going to ask them to go camping with us, but the tent only slept two. After one of them fumbled with the Coleman lantern for half an h our, we decided not to take it and we left them there. Returning home from shopping, we packed. We kept in mind that we might have to return home the same day we left, but we were positive, or you could say desperate. The day started at 5:30 a.m. with the alarm clock invading my dreams. We set out at 7 a.m., but not before mother warned us of the dangers of meeting young, attractive men, who were hunting for girls camping alone. Little did she know we had planned to do some hunting of o ur own. Halfway there, the blue sky changed to grey. I hoped Debbie wouldn't notice. She did, but continued driving north. In the park, we pulled up among 10 care and went into the ranger's office, where we placed our names on the waiting list. There were 17 sites available; we were number 21 on the list. At 10 a.m. the ranger began reading off names. Our hopes sunk each time someone answered. It started raining outside, and I thought, "Great! If we do get a site, we'll have a lousy weekend, that stupid weatherman!" The weather, however, was on our side. The clouds probably persuaded campers to change their plans and when our name was called, we had a decent selection of campsites. Two hours later we were soaking in the sun's rays. A recommendation to all new campers: before embarking on a trip, learn how to set up a tent. We struggled for about an hour until we finally succeeded in making it look like a tent. When we finished "setting up," we began to prepare dinner. My cooking prowess and Debbie's fresh vegetables provided a delicious meal. Following supper, we hiked through the campgrounds, then returned to our site for an early night in. The sun woke us the next morning. After breakfast, we set out to go boating. We drove to the camp's corner store to sign out a boat. We returned to camp, found our boat and after a few quick lessons to Debbie, pushed her out to sea. The lake had few occupants. Not having rowed for a while, I took a few moments to adjust. After spinning around and around I figured out how to stop and continued onward. We looked fo r a remote spot where we could anchor and catch some rays. Debbie decided to give rowing a try. We had to think of how to get Debbie in the center seat and me in her seat without tipping. After a slight struggle and nearly tipping over the boat, we were seated. I had little past experience with boats; Debbie had none. With no effort at all, Debbie steered us into a swampy section of the lake. It took only a few muffled words under Debbie's breath and some funny stares from some onlookers to change our seating arrangements. I felt like the hero of the situation until I navigated the craft into the 'Land of Lily Pads,' as Debbie laughingly dubbed it. I didn't laugh. When I saw the people staring again, I tried to make it look like I had guided the boat into the swamp for a reason and I could easily get it out. It didn't work and I ended up looking like a city-bred girl. Boredom descented onto Debbie so we decided to go back to camp. You could bet that if there were any men on that lake we would have stayed out all day. As it was, we were content with the two hours. We l anded, walked back to our site and ate. After devouring some of our weH-supplied stock, we were going to try the beach again. We flattened the blanket out onto a remote area of sand. We d idn't bother anyone, and we hoped no one would bother us, except for the type of man mother warned us against. As it was, even they didn't bother us. Thus we spent a peaceful three hours acquiring tans. We were hungry again, so we hiked back (in her car) to grill some steaks, potatoes and corn on the cob. Again, we had another masterpiece. We decided to try boating again, this time at dusk. I did the rowing. When it became too dark, we went back to camp. Since it was Sunday evening, most of the campers had left, including our neighbors. Having no desire to sit at a pitch-black site (we left the lantern at Parkside), I made a blazing fire. My Girl Scout skills were insulted when Debbie asked me if I used lighter fluid. I was insulted further when Debbie sat in the tent while I was staring into the fire. We retired early and I fell asleep immediately. Debbie did not, and when she woke me two hours later, I knew something was wrong. "Listen," she whispered. We both laid there waiting for the noise to return. Sure enough, it did. Someone or something was prowling around our tent. Remembering that we had left the garbage out, I thought it was a racoon. I told Debbie that it was probably an animal looking for our corn cobs and potato skins. "It's only a racoon," I mumbled, trying to reassure Debbie, though I didn't feel very confident myself. The footsteps fell rathfcr heavily for a small animal, and the area was too well populated for bears. The steps went to the back of our tent, stopped, walked to the front, stopped, then walked away. "It had to be a racoon," I repeated. Debbie answered in agreement, but I knew she didn't believe me. I closed my eyes, hoping sleep would re scue me, because I would have rather died in my s leep than face a crazy maniac. When the morning arrived, we climbed out of the tent and discovered that, sure enough, the garbage had been tipped over. But it was strange, because nothing was taken out and there were no animal footprints. There were, however, large footprints along side the tent. It was our last day and we decided to do what we did all weekend, go boa ting and lay out in the sun. I boarded the boat first, then Debbie jumped in. Again I rowed. We were well into the middle of the lake, when Debbie noticed water in the boat, but she wasn't sure if it was seeping in. "Carol," she said, "does it look like water is coming in?" I peered over her seat. The gurgling water resembled a small drinking fountain. It didn't take me long to row back t o shore. The rest of t he trip was uneventful. We ate again, lay out in the sun and were harrassed by a Strang ranger. He look about forty, and resembled the type who chases young girls to prove he's macho. We disassembled camp, packed and were on our way. We dro ve about twenty miles out of ou r way to discover that the place we were going to Vjfcit before going home was closed. Professional Continued from Page 17 athletic competition. Whether or not you're interested in large animalistic fellows pounding upon one another or not is a matter of taste. Anyone can see, however, that these wrestlers do train athletically and must be in pretty good shape to wrestling be able to pick e ach other up, fall hard to the mat and engage in some very impressive acrobatic manuevers. Wrestling is also, historically, our oldest sport. For these reasons, it deserves respect whether it is faked or not. Carole's adventures 20 Thursday, Sept. 6,1984 RANGER STUDENT LOAN North Shore Savings is the expert to handle your student loan! There isn't another Southeastern Wisconsin financial institution that handles more student loans than North Shore Savings! WE ARE THE EXPERTS! All undergraduate and graduate students are invited to use our student loan service to finance their education. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 30 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Tunkieicz named new Ranger editor Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, May 10, 1984 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 12, No. 30 Tunkieicz named Kby.. Ken MW eyer. new Ranger editor Editor News Editor Jennie Tunkieicz has been chosen the editor of the Ranger for the 1984-65 academic year. Tunkieicz, a sophomore communication major, served as a staff writer during her first year at Parkside after being editor of the Kenosha Bradford High School newspaper, the Inferno. "I am very enthusiastic about next year's Ranger," said Tunkieicz. "Our paper has made some tremendous changes this year because of Ken Meyer and I hope to expand and improve upon those changes." Tunkieicz wants to make the Ranger a more integral part of the Parkside campus next year. "Since this is a commuter campus," she said, "I feel that the Ranger can play a significant role as an information source for students. This can be accomplished by e xpanding on the types and quantity of articles written about the campus. I'd like to cover everything that happens on this campus as well as introduce all of the interesting people at Parkside to our readers. "Next year we will have more articles concerning Parkside's bordering communities and we will also disseminate more information that pertains to students from the state level." One of Tunkieicz' goals for next year's Ranger is to make staff participation more of an educational experience using regular critique sessions. "At these meetings we will discuss what went wrong each week and how to improve it and also what went well and how to keep it up." The hew Ranger editor encourages all students to take an active role at Parkside, either by joining a club or an organization. "I believe that taking an active role in your campus is a very important facet of gaining a well-rounded education. Parkside is a fantastic university that has so much to offer-if you're willing to take the initial step and get involved." Tunkieicz said that Ranger is a good organization to join if your interests lie in "just about every- "Harmann PAB by Kari Dixon With the possible exception of a newly activated Special Events Committee, and after basketball entertainment, the Parkside Activities Board will not experience any major changes under its new president, Keith Harmann, who was elected two weeks ago. Harmann is a 21 year old Parkside senior in communication. He has been active in PAB for two years. He was chairman of the film committee last year and served as vicepresident this year. "I like the way that things have been run," Harmann said. "I don't foresee any major changes at this time." PAB will utilize the Special Events Committee to a greater capacity next semester. The committee, under the direction of Valerie Olson, is a pre-existing committee that had never been used. "The committee will oversee a wide range of things that don't fall under any other heading," Harmann said. Other new officers for PAB are: Vice-President, Mike Dry; Secretary, Marie Aiello; Coffeehouse Committee Chair, Cherie Niccoli; Contemporary Entertainment, Sandy Wachs; Film, Randy Zich and Pam Woodbury; Recreation, Ann Fralich; Performing Arts/Lectures, Dan Galbraith; Sight/Sound, Beth Callahan; and Video, Becky Secanky. Those duties that Harmann feels will be his primary concerns next semester include The End, and being the spokesperson to the administration for PAB. "I'm basically here to make sure that everything is run right and that everyone does their job," he concluded. Keith Harmann The organization is looking for new members to take part in all its committees. Students interested in joining can stop in at Union D114 or call 553-2650. thing"-writing (news, feature and sports), marketing , public relations, photography or graphic arts. "No matter how many A's you get on your report card, there is nothing more precious than getting experience," said Tunkieicz. "The Ranger offers a learning experience that can't be had in a classroom." Tunkieicz will soon be filling the other editorial positions on the Ranger. Applications for these paid positions are available in the Ranger office (WLLC D139) until June 12. Students interested in joining the staff a re encouraged to stop in anytime. Tunkieicz said she will be on campus throughout the summer, mainly on Tuesdays and Thursdays. AM, Jennie Tunkieicz Ranger photos by Dave McEvoy No smoking! 1l8», G19Z84T. Tnhe^ bmill msayy sF t;htart' ssimg,,o<k5in Tgh ew iPll* b™e a*l>loiwooerd Ainir PauJbTlimc ,B Aupilrdi-l JmulSy lt, lmsfoo5?. areas desi*Iiated for smoking. The bill is effective after As an educational facility, Parkside will implement this law such that a student not seeing a "SMOKING ALLOWED" sign must assume that smoking is prohibited. Student Services, acommittee of PSGA (Parkside Student Government Association) would l ike to implement the act by t he beginning of the 1984 fall term. The committee will be conducting a survey among the student body to find out which areas on campus should be designated for ssmookkiinngg.. Various members of t_h e Sen_a te will go around the campus with the brief survey and they willask students who have not been approached and who want to help with this decision to please fill out the following questionnaire. Student. Services represents the sudents and is, as on every issue, open to suggestions and complaints. Please drop the following completed questionairre in anv PSGA suggestion box or in the PSGA offi ce (WLLC D139 A). 1) Do you smoke? Yes- No. 2) If you smoke, where do you smoke most often? 3) Where do you mos t dislike peopl e to smoke? 4) Do you think that the Union Square should have smoking/nonsmoking sections? Comments : 2 Thursday, May 10,1984 Letters to the Editor Graduates must decide on future To the graduation class of 1984: As a senior and a May '84 graduate, I think about the road that lies ahead, not only for me but for other graduates as weU. In the past at many graduation ceremonies, the President of the Class/Student Government or Council says how we, the students, are going to change this country or world. The speaker states how we, the students, are going to go out there and correct all that wrongs the world (i.e. starvation, pollution, hatred and war) — all the things that hamper and threaten the lives of so many people. Yet these are only words and always seem to be forgotten. For most of us, graduation serves as a turning point in our lives, for we will go out in the work force and obtain "real jobs." For others, we will continue our education, seeking out masters and doctorates and or MD's and JD's. But what about those who were going to go out and change the world? Where are they? Where did they go? I hope that as you march across the stage during graduation and as you continue t o march through life, you'll think back and reflect on what you really want out of life — not what you were pushed into, or chose to do, due to economic factors, but what you deep down inside really want out of life. It is this factor which you should be striving for, not any other. It is this factor of one's life which will help make this a better world; for people will be much happier, and in turn, will let their inner selves show and fulfill their desires/needs to help humankind. Bennett J. Schliesman Why no Chicana voice? To The Editor: Last week activities celebrating Cinco de Mayo took place on this campus. While we applaud and strongly support the public celebration of this important day, we deplore the fact that, on this campus at least, Cinco de Mayo appears to be an exclusively masculine event. Despite the fact that there are many Chicanas both on this campus and in the community who are excellent and articulate spokespeople for the Hispanic culture and its history, not one Chicana was asked to participate in the public presentations on campus. Not only does this omission speak to the strength of the male-as-expert bias which pervades this society (and this campus), it also serves to reinforce the strong androcentric orientation of the Chicano culture. This orientation is perhaps most obvious in the role of th e "Patron" who represents and protects HIS people, and who serves as the public authority on affairs related to the Chicano population. The absence of the Chicana voice from Cinco de Mayo celebrations serves to negate the role of women in Chicano society and to remind Chicanas that despite legislation and many decades of social protest their status in our society is often blatantly less-than-equal. Sincerely, The Faculty of the Women's Studies Program. € € Miser" outstanding To the Editor: Outstanding!!! That word best describes the Parkside Players' interpretation of "The Miser." Wow!! What talent!! The costuming and scenery enhanced the fantastic job of the performers. The people who worked in this area deserve a lot of credit also. It was such an enjoyable evening and will be one of t he highlights of this school year. Anyone who missed it really missed a "hit." Every seat should have been filled as it was a standing ovation performance. Sincerely, Eva Spalla RANGER VO Wt W4/Y/~\ MEWS ITEM: MILWAUKEE MAYOR MEIER URGES CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE TO PROTEST NON-POINT POLLUTION. Q. Who is this masked mart and why is this woman smiling so much? Ken Meyer Editor A. Because the job as Ranger editor has many silly side-effects Jennie Tunkieicz New Editor U 9 *00 c% & Ken Meyer Editor Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor John Kovalic Feature Editor Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor Michael Kailas ; Photo Editor Dave McEvoy Copy Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Catherine Chaffee Advertising Manager Jill Whitney Nielsen Distribution Manager Pat Hensiak Asst. Business Manager WRITERS IKt ari Dixon, Br.orbr Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Jeff TL ei• sgang, R^i.c k Luehr, Robb Luehr, Dick Oberbruner, Tony Rogers, Bill Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhlig PHOTOGRAPHERS Karen Cairo, Todd Herbst, Karen Trandel ' Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every urs ay during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Hanger ,s printed by the Racine Journal Times. .. A"™r'^pondence should be addressed to: Pafkside Ranger,Univer sity of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. , j erJ '° ' e editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be igne wit a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Dr. for '*"ers is Tuesday 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. in fCr fe*erves '* e "ght to refuse letters containing false and defamo- Tory content • • • • . »j. RANGER 3 Thursday, May 10,1984 Wofford to speak at commencement Harris L. Wofford Jr., an international attorney, two-time university president and former special assistant to President John F. Kennedy, will be the principal speaker at commencement exercises at Parkside at 2 p.m. on Sunday, May 20, in the Physical Education Building. About 520 members of the December and May graduating classes are eligible to participate in the ceremony, which is open to the public. The ceremony will include presentation of the Chancellor's Award to the outstanding graduate of the 1983-84 academic class as well as awards for outstanding achievement to graduates in eight principal fields of study. In addition, the 1984 Distinguished Alumnus Award will be presented to Parkside alumnus Rex H. Brown, vice president of St. Luke's Hospital in Racine and an active member of Parkside's Alumni Association including three terms as the organization's presidents A 1971 Parkside graduate who majored in business management, Brown holds a master's degree in hospital administration from George Washington University. The commencement ceremony will include a message to the graduates from Chancellor Alan E. Guskin and remarks by UW System Regent Marylln Zirbel, of Bristol, and UW-P Alumni Association President E. John Graham of Racine. Bachelor's and master's degrees will be conferred by Guskin, acting Vice Chancellor Ben Greenebaum and Regent Zirbel. Wofford, 58, practices law in 'Philadelphia with the firm of Schnader, Harrison, Segal .and Lewis of Philadelphia and Washington D.C., where his practice includes World Bank negotiations and international development financing. He is a member of the U.S. Supreme Court Bar. He served as John F. Kennedy's campaign coordinator for civil rights in 1960 and, after the election, was Sargent Shriver's deputy in the talent search that filled top posts in the new administration. Then, as a special assistant to President Kennedy, Wofford chaired the White House group that spurred federal executive action to implement the civil rights of black Americans, and helped Shriver organize the Peace Corps. In the 30 years before and after that period, Wofford's activities have centered on human and civil rights concerns, higher education and promoting world peace. Wofford served as special counsel to Father Theodore Hesburgh, president of Notre Dame, on the U.S. Commission on Civil Rights and co-edited the landmark report of that acclaimed commission in 1959. He worked closely with Dr. Martin Luther King in the civil rights movement, is a former trustee of the King Center, and is past president of the International League for Human Rights. In addition to helping organize the Peace Corps, Wofford served as its special representative in Africa and then as associate director of the Peace Corps from 1964-66. Wofford was the founding president of the State University of New York Old Westbury campus from 1966-70 and was president of Bryn Mawr College from 1970-78. He received his undergraduate degree from the University of Chicago and law degrees from Yale Law School Harris Wofford and Harvard University Law School. Wofford is author of many articles and books, including "Of Kennedys and Kings: Making Sense of the Sixties," published in 1980 and termed by the Washington Post as the most important book that year about politics. Wofford, a World War n Army Air Corps veteran, has traveled and spoken widely in recent years on behalf of arms control, and is the coordinator of the drafting committee for the Arms Control Plank of the 1984 Democratic Party Platform. Marshals for the commencement ceremony will be Prof. James Shea, chief marshal; Prof. Peter Hoff, faculty marshal; Prof. Andrew McLean, graduate degree marshal; Prof. Herbert Kubly, bachelor of arts degree marshal; Profs. Anna Marie Williams and James Rovelstad, bachelor of science degree marshals. Music for the ceremony will be provided by organist Glenda Mossman, a Parkside adjunct organ instructor who will be performing on a Haygren Custom Electronic organ. The organ is a gift to the campus from Mrs. Elmer R. Hermes, of Racine, the late Mr. Hermes and trustees of the former First Congregational United Church of Christ in Racine, where the instrument originally was housed. Following the ceremony a reception hosted by the Parkside Alumni Association honoring graduates and their guests will be held in Main Place of the Wyllie Library-Learning Center. Brown named Distinguished Alumnus Rex H. Brown, a 1971 University of Wisconsin-Parkside graduate who now is the vice president of St. Luke's Hospital in Racine, has been named the 1984 UW-Parkside Distinguished Alumnus and will be honored at commencement ceremonies at 2 p.m. on Sunday, May 20, in the Physical Education Building. Brown, 34, who majored in business management at Parkside and went on to earn a master's degree in hospital administration from George Washington University, joined St. Luke's in 1976 as an administrative resident and since then has moved up the administrative ladder, serving as human relations administrator and vice president of human relations before being promoted to his present position. St. Luke's, 1320 Wisconsin Ave., is a 292-bed facility founded in 1872. As vice president Brown is responsible for patient care, education and human relations. Brown is heavily involved in the activities of Parkside's Alumni Association, serving as a founding president from 1980 to 1983, and he is active in numerous professional organizations and community and civic groups. Those include the Wisconsin Society for Health Care Education and Training and the Association for Hospital Personnel Administration of Southeastern Wisconsin as well as local groups such as the Racine YMCA Marketing and Membership Committee and a term as president of the Personnel Management Council of the Court to rule on draft, aid The Solomon amendment, which ties draft registration to financial aid Jor male college students, is being tested by the Supreme Court. A federal judge in Minneapolis ruled the law unconstitutional last summer when a group of anonymous college students there challenged the law. But the Supreme Court issued a stay, leaving the law in effect until it makes a ruling, which is expected in July. The law has caused protests around the country, and students who refuse to register are being brought to trial. There are several cases pending nationwide. But there are no known cases in the UW-System, as far as financial aid officers know. They consider the law to be a headache. "The general feeling is that it's just another piece of papa* to add to our workload," said Parkside's Financial Aid Director Jan Ocker. In addition to the extra paperwork, college financial aid officers will be expected to catch offenders beginning next year, which Ocker said "would be a nightmare we definitely want to avoid." Opponents of the law have argued that the law provides punishment for students who do not choose to register, or students who register late. But the selective service system says the law will not be used to prosecute late registrants, and that students who do obey the law — by signing a piece of paper — are not penalized at all. Racine Area Manufacturers and Commerce Association, Inc. (RAMAC). Brown also is a member of the Personnel Directors' Roundtable of RAMAC and has served as a board member of the Racine Visiting Nurse Association. "I'm honored to be selected as a 1 distinguished alumnus," Brown said. "UW-Parkside is an enormously valuable educational and cultural resource for both Racine and Kenosha, and has contributed a great deal to the improvement of the area. UW-Parkside really is a link between the two communities, drawing Racine and Kenosha closer together." Brown said that because more than 80 percent of UW-Parkside graduates remain in this area "their achievements are living, tangible proof of the quality and importance of the university to the communities it serves." Brown said UW-Parkside is a young institution and its alumni "will play an ever-increasing role in improving the quality of life here." During his tenure as president of the Alumni Association Brown last year was instrumental in helping organize the first Alumni Annual Fund-Raising Campaign, money which is being us«i for student scholarships and books and periodicals for the university library. "The enormous success of the fund-raiser shows a real desire on the part of UW-Parkside alumni to help the university — to give something back to the instituion they got so much from," Brown said. Thomas Krimmel, director of development and alumni affairs at UW-Parkside, said, "Rex typifies the attitude and commitment of so many UW-Parkside alumni who remain this area after graduating. They constantly contribute their talents and energies both to their communities and to their alma mater. That is important to UWParkside as it matures as an institution." Senior Art Shows display students' works The first of three Senior Art Shows is currently showing in the Communication Arts Gallery. Brian Passino, Karen Bolander, Christopher Ohm, Kathy Colicki and Marilyn Weschnefski are the featured artists of the first show. The exhibition will run through May 20. Fifteen Parkside art students will be graduating, and two more Senior Art shows are scheduled to show their work. The second show will run from June 4-14 and the third from June 18-28. The works included range from ceramics and stone carving to prints and oil paintings. The work included in the three shows is a retrospective of the students' tenure at Parkside. The gallery hours for the first show are Monday through Friday from 1 to 6 p.m. and Tuesday and Wednesday from 7 to 10 p.m. Gallery hours for the second and third shows are Monday through Thursday from 1 to 6 p.m. POOOOOOOOOOOOC Professional Resume Writing You've spent thousands of dollars and years to get your diploma. Do you want a "quickie" or quality resume to reflect you and your in- i vestment? Save your valuable study time and let the professionals do it. Call now. Anne Gontek 639-0570 or Rachel King 637-5731 (former Parkside student*) Reasonable rates. feooooooooooood FINAL STUDENT PAYROLL CHECKS If you would like your final check(s) mailed to you, send a written request to the Payroll Office: 1. In the request include your address and date of check. 2. Attached a self-addressed stamped envelope for each check. Optional request forms available at the Union Info Desk and Payroll Office. Questions? Call 553-2256. 4 Thursday, May 10,1984 RANGER Accent on Women Earl discusses women and self-worth by Jennie Tonldeicz News Editor - The Accent on Women program, which featured a speech by Sheila C. Earl, attracted 150 people Friday evening and about 307 attended Saturday's workshop and seminars. The program which was held at Parkside, was co-spopnsored by Parkside and Gateway Technical Institute's WO/MEN'S Bureau, with the aid of the Women's Resource Colter of Racine. The Accent on Women steering committee members include: Bonnie Friday, Program Specialist, WO/MEN'S Bureau, Gateway-Racine campus; Patricia Gibbons, Counselor, Women's Resource Center of Racine; Nancy Hare, Public Information Specialist, Gateway- Kenosha and Racine campus; Phyllis Northway, Kenosha County Extension Home Economist; Judith Pryor, Coordinator of Instruction, Library/Learning Center, Parkside; and Wendi Schneider, Counselor, Community Student Services, Parkside. Earl, married to Gov. Anthony Earl and coordinator of placement and internship for Robert M. La- Follette Institute of Public Affairs at UW-Madison, gave a speech entitled, "Women and Self Worth," on Friday. Reinforcing the self worth of young women, girls' sports, domestic abuse and volunteerism were the topics which Earl stressed during her talk. "Abuse haunts all people. Support victims of domestic abuse and provide temporary shelter to those in neejd. Support the community organizations which offer aid to victims of domestic violence," urged Earl. A staunch supporter of girl's sports, Earl feels that physical education for girls is not equal to that of boys. "When boys play a sport the stands are filled, for girls it's another story. The same applies to college sports," she said. "Something is wrong with this attitude...it discriminates." Earl stressed how important it is to urge young women to develop their full potential. She feels that not striving to reach your full potential is "an offense against our creator who provided us all with intrinsic abilities." Volunteerism is one way Earl feels women can achieve their full potential. A reading entitled "Mothers of Invention, Daughters of Change" was presented by the American Association of University Women-Racine Branch. The reading demonstrated how American women have changed — from the Indians to the business women of today. One of the highlights of Friday's program was the presentation of the Accent of Women Awards. This was the first year in the four years of th e Accent on Women programs' existence, that such awards were presented. Susan Poulsen Krough of the Johnson Foundation, Inc., presented the prestigious awards. Award recipients include: Jeanne Arnold, for Communications; Bernadette Elverman, for Volunteerism; Barbara Hammes, for Human Services; Mary Kaprelian, for Business and Industry; and Rosaria Jermanotta, for Education. When Kaprelian received her award, she remarked, "there should be more conferences like this to encourage us not to speak softly and carry lipstick." RANGER IS N OW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR THE FOLLOWING STAFF POSITIONS F OR THE 1984-85 A CADEMIC YEAR. NEWS EDITOR FEATURE EDITOR SPORTS EDITOR PHOTO EDITOR COPY EDITOR ADVERTISING MANAGER ASST. BUSINESS MANAGER DISTRIBUTION MANAGER Requirements: UW-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least 6 credits per semester. Qualifications: Previous newspaper experience preferred. All positions are paid Applications available in the Ranger office D139C APPLICATIONS ACCEPTED THRU JUNE 12, 1984 Sheila Earl, wife of Gov. Tony Earl, addressed a Friday evening crowd at the Accent on Women program. Ranger photo by Michael Kailas Course examines Vietnam vets by Jennie Tunldeicz News Editor Vietman and the emotional complexity which surrounded the war ? will be the emphasis of a summer Humanities Course, 40-260, Forms of American Culture: Vietnam, Fact and Fiction. The eight week course will be offered on Tuesday and Thursdays from 7:30 -9:35 p.m. "Ideally, this course will be directed at two kinds of students: those too young to have had any direct contact with the war, and those students who have had military experience or who were in the Vietnam War," said Ken Harper, who will teach the course. The course will consist of readings, films and lectures and visiting speakers, which are intended to provoke though and to try and get at the meaning of the war experience, according to Harper. "This is not a course where we will tell war stories, but we will look at why veterans tell war stories and what they mean," said Harper. Harper, a Vietman veteran, said that he is concerned about how little many students know about the Vietnam war. "I am shocked and frightened when I see how little students know about a past that could happen to them very shortly, and they would be so unprepared," he said. He feels that the current situation in Central American has all the makings of another Vietnam. The course will also deal with the myths surrounding veterans of Vietnam. "The media concentrates on the image of the Vietnam veteran as being deranged and doped. I think that misses the point. If you look at Shakespeare's tragic characters you will find that their disorientation isn't the result of drugs but because of a tremendous emotional loss. Vietnam vets have much deeper emotions than are talked about." Harper worked as a veterans' counselor for two years and has also been to Veterans' Hospitals "and I've seen that the abuses of the war have not aided." Summer Jobs Due to special summer program expanding northern Illinois firm. Must fill several full or part-time positions. Work in local area. Starting rate *6.85. Over 18. Car needed. For information call: (312) 249-3444 y betweeij*2 and 7 pm RANGER 5 Thursday, May 10,1984 Chemistry Club Club Events The Chemistry Club would like to thank all of our outgoing officers for a terrific year: Sharon Rynders (President), Mark Derosch (Vice- President), Dawn (Patricia) Taylor (Secretary), and Karl Nicholas (Treasurer. We would like to welcome our new officers for the year beginning with the Fall '84 semester: Sharon Rynders (President-again?), Julie Debus (Vice-President), Jo Chianello (Secretary), Drew Kuffel (Treasurer). Congratulations and best of luck for the upcoming year! We would also like to thank our advisers, Dr. Ward and Dr. Branchini, for supporting our every endeavor. Last but not least, we would like to thank everyone who has made the past year a success by their participation in our club's events. We hope to see you all next year-we've got a great one planned. Have an excellent smmer. Dart Team Hello, Darters, non-darters, Nick and other furry creatures and extremely dedicated administrators. The Dart Team will hold its final meeting on Friday, May 11 at 1 p.m. in the Rec Center. Topics to be discussed include the Great American Steak Out H, the smmer plans and a Brewers game outing. Since this is the last meeting of the semester, it would be nice if some members showed up. In other words, be there or suffer the consequences! BSO BSO Picnic. All a re invited to attend. Free food, free drinks and recreation. The picnic is on Friday, May 11, starting at noon at Petrifying Springs Park. Peer Support I want to thank the following people for serving as officers for Peer Support 1983-84: Laverne Christensen, Treasurer; Pierre Darcy, Secretary; Heidi Fallak, Vice President. I want to congratulate the following people for serving as officers for Peer Support 1984-85: L aVerne Christensen, President; Alice Johnson, Vice-President; Rosalie Mutchler and Valerie Maynard, Co- Treasurers.' (From Pam Brouwers.) PSE PSE officers and member would like to thank everyone for their help and support for the 1983-84 school year. TTiis club wouldn't be what it is today without the encouragement and hard work of its members and sponsors. A special thanks to adviser Mort Rovelstad for his help and direction. With this year's participation, next year promises to be even better. Vets' Club Officers for the 1984-85 Veterans' Club were chosen at Monday's meeting. Those voted in were Mike Bielke for president, Chuck Hauser for vice-president and Peggy Krumm for secretary/treasurer. Early entries for the Second Annual Vets' Run for Fun are still being accepted. The five-mile run will take place on Saturday, May 19 at 9 a.m. Formore information, contact Rich Welbon at 554-1866 or Peggy Krumm at 652-1189. Clubs hold Beginning of End 99 PSE (The Marketing Club) and PAC (Parkside Association of Communicators) are co-sponsoring an addition to Parkside's "The End," called "The Beginning of The End." This event is designed to start off the weekend festivities with a real bang. "The Beginning of The End" will be held at Sander's Park (Section No. 8) in Kenosha at noon on Friday, May 18. Johnsonville brats will be served for 81 each and a $2 ticket gets you a ll the Miller Beer you can drink. A volleyball net will be up, and a 16" softball game is planned. Tickets can be purchased from any PSE or PAC member this week and next week. All Parkside students and their friends are welcome. Finish off the year right by going to "The End" and start "The End" off right by going to "THe Beginning of The End." Ranger needs writers, photographers, graphic artists and reps (make $$$). Stop by Ranger office, WLLC D139 (next to Coffee Shoppe). Law scholarship offered Carol Fennema, President of Legal Auxiliary of Wisconsin-Kenosha County, has announced that the group, as part of its 1984 Law Day Celebr ation, will award a $500 scholarship, based on merit, to a law student. The recipient must be a resident of Kenosha County, and must be accepted at and planning to attend, or presently attending, a Wisconsin Law Schoo l. The deadline for applying is September 10. Students interested may call or write for an application to: Mrs. John V. Evans, 7822 39th Avenue, Kenosha, WI 53142 , Telephone 694-5855 or 553-2614. I Tin a 22 year old high school dropout who will earn $40,000 in 1984! Based on my earnings so far at $15.50/hr. plus overtime, I'll earn over $40,000 for 1984 as a lithographic stripper/film assembler for printing in the Graphic Arts Industry. Think of what you could do with a college education. I love my job and now I want to tell others how to teach themselves as I did. If you've thought about the grapic arts but weren't sure if it was right for you, find out now by sending for POCKET PAL, the best and most comprehensive book I know of if you're searching for one of the numerous, challenging, creative, well-paying career opportunities in graphic communications...such as printing, publishing, advertising, photography, computer proglramming, chemist, graphic design, layout artist or sales. This industry makes up one of the largest manufacturing industries in the world today. This is definitely not one of those get-rich-quick schemes. It's for men and women serious about their career future. Send check or money order for only $9.95 (postpaid) and I'll include my list of books and publications covering the industry, plus a brief informative letter on how I got involved. Or send just $2.00 for the list and my letter (money refundable towards first order) to: Roger Horton, Horton Enterprises, Dept. 4, 1824-54th St., Kenosha WI 53140. Please allow 2-3 weeks for -delivery. And welcome to an exciting career! « « . Proesel awarded Honors distinction by Mary Ginther Jayne Proesel. Crazy or dedicated? The answer is both, with a variation— crazily dedicated. Why? Proesel, a Communication major graduating with "Distinction" in the Honors Program this May, has acquired 24 credits of Honors coursework- nine credits beyond t he required amount. "I first enrolled in the Honors Seminars-" Explaining Things" and "Imagination"-in the fall of 1982.1 was also taking a Communication course for Honors credit. After that semester, my interest and initiative were piqued. I made up my mind then to just keep on going." Proesel, a non-traditional student and mother of four teenagers, completed her degree in three years. "I came back to school after a 19 years 'vacation,' and decided to not waste any time. The Honors courses- bo th the Seminars and coursework- have enhanced my educational experience." Proesel is the sole graduate of the Honors Program this year. She is pleased with all she has accomplished and gained from her involvement in the program. "I've gained so much from the program. The Seminars are fun, informative, Jayne Proesel and interesting. Coursework for Honors credits in my classes made them more worthwhile and useful. I was allowed to take my own work in the direction I wanted. That's the neatest thing about it." What are Proesel's plans for after graduation? "A three week vacation in Hawaii as a reward, and to restore my energies," she chuckled. *Then in the fall I'll be taking some business classes, and maybe finishing up my second major-psychology. Yep, more classes-so maybe 'crazily dedicated' is the correct term." McLean edits book Parkside English professor Andrew M. McLean has edited a book of works by 16th century English bishop William Barlowe, whose support of a religious movement called the Reformation helped establish the Protestant Church. Titled "The Works of William Barlowe Including Barlowe's Dialogue Against the Lutheran Factions," the book is published by Sutton Courtenay Press of Appleford, England. McLean wrote a brief biography of Barlowe for the book as well as extensive notes to the texts, which often are small essays on the literature, history and theology of th e period. The book is part of the Courtenay Library of Reformation Classics series, which seeks to make available scholarly editions of important documents detailing the historical theology of the Reformation. U LHT^ t rrrrrrnrV YrrrxrrrYryrYri*p jr V.^r-~" The new Apple lie. Under 8 lbs Under $ 130 0 Announcing the first 7V4 po und mental giant: the new Apple* lie Personal Computer. For one low price, you can take home 128K of RAM, a built-in disk drive and built-in ports for modems and printers. Standard lie equipment that would add over $800 to the cost of a smallerminded computer. In the same box, you also get a power pack and an RF modulator that turns your TV into a monitor. And a plus disk tutorial that teaches you all the basics. After that your ready to run literally thousands of other programs. For business. For education. And for fun. Our professional sales staff can give lots of hard facts and friendly advice. They can even help you apply for an Apple credit card. If y ou qualify, you can take an Apple lie home the same day. For not a cent over 10% down. * i jttt 7.5 | i hp n rebfcrrf t rbeeerb if «pb Cipiki. be. 1 1994 *pb Ceapbr. be. Colorlron Computers 2101 Lathrop Avenue, Racine 637-2003 Special discount to Parkside sfudents'arid faculty. Contest winners announced Mexican holiday The children's portion of the Hispanic folk-dance troupe performed Friday for Parkside's first observation of the Mexican Independence holiday Cinco de Mayo. Photo by Michael Kailas Winners in the southeastern Wisconsin-northeastern Illinois portion of the International Computer Problem-Solving Contest sponsored by Parkside have been announced. The contest was held at Parkside and 450 other testing stations around the world on Saturday, April 28. Fo rty-three teams of one to three persons competed in three divisions at Parkside. The area winners, whose scores will be judged along with those from other testing sites to determine the top ten world-wide winners are: Senior High Division (grades 10- 12): First place, a team from A. E. Stevenson High School in Prairie View, 111. composed of Mark Thompson and Marc Kazen; second place, a single-member team from Washington Park High School in Racine composed of Keith Stattenfield; third place, a team from Prairie School in Racine composed of Steve Schmidt and Jon Johnson. Junior Division (grades 7-9): First place, a team from McKinley Junior High School i n Racine composed of Andrew Mauer and Rick Balsano; second place a team from Stevenson High in Prairie View, Dl. composed of Brian Jacobson, Andy Hush and Andreas Schmalz; and third place, another team from Stevenson High composed of Shyam Krishnam, Peter Apostalakis and Mike Garrison. Elementary Division (grades 4- 6): First place, a team from Golda Meir Elementary in Milwaukee composed of David Mandelin, Becky Hankwitz and Bo Bigelow; second place, another team from Golda Meir composed of Eric Oehler, Mike Schmerling and Nick Welter; and third place, a one-man team from Elmwood Elementary in Elmwood, 111. composed of Howard Salter. The winning teams will be awarded trophies. Other local teams competing in the contest came from Tremper High School in Kenosha, and, from Racine County, Union Grove High School, J.I. Case High School and Walden ED Alternative High School. Parkside Prof. Donald Piele, organizer of the international competition, said results from the 450 testing stations will be sent to Parkside, where world-wide winners will be determined. This year, students in 44 states and 13 foreign countries participated. Scholarship Day honors over 100 students The annual Scholarship Day at Parkside on April 29 resulted in awards and honors for more than 100 students. The program, sponsored by the campus Awards and Ceremonies Committee, included an address by Parkside alumnus Tom Beck, winner of the 1983 Distinguished Alumnus Award and president and cofounder of Unico foe., Franksville. The event also included remarks by Parkside economics professor William Rieber, winner of the 1983 Teaching Excellence Award. Chancellor Alan E. Guskin presented the awards. Scholarships Bernard C. Tallent Scholarships of $400 each, which memorialize the former dean of the university's Kenosha campus, went to LaVonne Michaud (Science), Kenosha; Jonathan Wynstra (Science), Racine; and Peggy Rasmussen (Social Science), Racine. The Joanne M. Esser Scholarship of 8200, for a student interested in ecology, went to Susan Miller (Science), Racine. Kenneth L. Greenquist Scholarships of $250 each, which are named for the former university Regent and Racine attorney and civic leader, wait to Connie Jacklin (Business and Administrative Science), Kenosha; and Kim Van Alkemade, Racine. Irvin G. Wyllie Scholarships of 8250 each, named for Parkside's founding chancellor, wait to Susan Hilmer (Business and Administrative Science), Racine; and Maria Veronico (Business and Administrative Science and Behavioral Science), Burlington. William W. P etrie Labor and Industrial Relations Scholarships of 8200 ea ch went to Thomas Decker (Business and Administrative Science), Kenosha (8100 of wh ich was contributed in matching funds by Parkside's Alumni Assocation); Hilmer (see above); and Denise Wilcox (Business and Administrative Science), Racine. The Johnson Wax Award of 8100 in science went to Suzanne Weisner (Science), Kenosha. The Sam Poerio Award of 8100, named for the late Kenosha educator and athletic coach, went to Wendy Westphal (Education), Kenosha. The Robert Bauer Scholarship of 8300, to memorialize a Parkside alumnus who drowned two years ago, went to Mark Christensen (Science), Racine. Two "Big Eight" Milwaukee accounting firms sponsored scholar- Bank of Elmwood HOME OF RED CARPET SERVICE MAIN OFFICE: 2704 Lathrop Avenue MOTOR BANK: Durand at Kentucky Here to Serve AU Your Banking Needs MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY SATURDAY BANKING HOURS MOTOR BANK 7 A.M. - 6 P.M. 7 A.M. - 6 P;M. 7 A.M. - 6 P.M. 7 A.M. - 6 P.M. 7 A.M. - 8 P.M. 7 A.M. - 4 P.M. LOBBY 8 A.M. - 5 P.M. 8 A.M. - 5 P.M. 8 A.M. - 5 P.M. 8 A.M. - 5 P.M. 8 A.M. - 8 P.M. 8 A.M. - 12 NOON F.D.I.C. ships for three Parkside business management students in accounting. The scholarships were funded by the firms and their employees who are Parkside graduates. Ernst and Whinney Scholarships went to Pamela Gyger (8500), Pa ddock Lake; and Patricia Lenz (8300), Racine. The Peat, Marwick, Mitchell Scholarship of 8100 went to Laurie Maes, Racine. The Financial Executives Institute Scholarship of 8300, from the y southeastern Wisconsin c hapter of the International Organization of Chief Financial Officers of major corporations and banks, went to Gyger, also. Faculty and Alumni Association Matching Fund Scholarships Fourteen students received scholarships through fund-raising efforts by Parkside faculty members in various academic divisions. That money was met with matching funds from Parkside's Alumni Association's annual fund-raising campaign, which last year raised more than 819,000 from Parkside alumni. Seven Science Division scholarships were awarded. Receiving 8200 each were Sharon Rynders, Kenosha; Margaret Perozzo, Kenosha; John Wynstra, Racine; Joan Zelin- gsr, Racine; and Jan Meyle, Union rove. Receiving 8100 each were Cynthia Lange, Racine; and Thomas Siewert, Racine. Two Business and Administrative Science Division sch olarships were awarded. Ronald Bedard, Union Grove, received 8200 (half of which was contributed by F. Jerome Berre, president of Pioneer Products, Inc. in Racine); and Mary Matton, Racine, received $200. Four students received scholarships from the Fine Arts and Humanities divisions: Russell Johnson, Racine, in the music discipline and Connie Kowalski, Racine,, in the dramatic arts discipline, each received 8200; Rita Turner, Kenosha, and Rachel Klees, Kenosha, both in the art discipline, each received 8100. Kenosha Foundation Award Recipients Sixteen Parkside students who live in Kenosha and Kenosha County received scholarship awards from the Kenosha Foundation, a group of local philanthropists. The students were Kim Anderson, 8500; Thomas Decker, 8300; Connie Jacklin, 8100; LaVo nne Michaud, 8100; Charles Neustifter, 8300; Mary P eltier, 8300; Margaret Parozzo, 8350; Elizabeth Phillips, 8300; Jill Richetto, 8500; Sharon Rynders, 8300; Mary Sa nchez, 8500; Gregory Sepanski, 8350; Jamie Tomasello, 8350; James Twomey, 8350; D iane Vaccarello, 8300; Linda Winzer, 8500; Linda Sanders, 8500; and Jayne Proesel, 8300. Certificate Awards Certificates of recognition citing students for academic excellence and creative achievement and awarded by various academic disciplines, went to: From Kenosha and Kenosha County: Ginger Beningo, Denise Gerou, Jennifer Gray, Pamela K. Gyger, Lois Herr, Timothy S. Houden, Carmella Imbrogno, Kenneth s, Joseph Landa, Fredrick T. £ Lawler, Thomas Lois, Jenny Lowrance, John Matranga, Charles Neustifter, Robert Oik, James Samica, Daryl R. Sauer, Steven F. hreiner, Kurt A. Sorensen, Elizabeth Spahr. From Racine and Racine County: James Aceto, Mary V. Barranco, June Bauer, Cheryl Buckley, James Carrington, John Caspers, Margaret Clarke, John Cogan, Anne Marie Cooper, Susan A. Daye, John Ertl, Tim Fox, Susan Hilmer, Kurt Continued on Page 17 Child Care Center Fatherhood takes on new perspectives by Marilyn Noreen Did you know that there is a Men's Liberation Movement? In terms of men's family roles, the current literature states that there is a new, emergent perspective on fathering. This new perspective states: "Men are psychologically able to participate in a full range of parenting behaviors; furthermore, it may be good for both parents and children that men take active roles in child care and child rearing." There are two general dimensions of f atherhood. The first is the survival dimension in which the father acts to sustain the physical livelihood and value premises of his family. The second is the expressive dimension, in which the father ideally contributes a sense of security to his family and adds a sense of pleasure or significance to its activities. In the survival dimension, the father is the male adult whom the children see most often; he is more likely than anyone else to symbolize manhood to his children as a living reality, and at least as likely as mother to be a model for simply Campus bookstore well received by Jill Whitney Nielsen The campus bookstore is concluding its second year at Parkside and has been very well received by both faculty and students in its selection and prices. The prices of books are industrydetermined, with new books being marked up 20 percent and used books at 25 percent less than new. "Unless they (other universities) have a surcharge, our prices should be pretty much in line," stated Nancy Schroeder, manager of the bookstore. "The students pretty much take (the prices) in stride. Generally students feel books are expensive..they accept it, I think, overall." The bookstore also has a buyback service at the end of each semester. Each book that will be used in upcoming semesters is bought back from the students at 50%. Schroeder said, "Buy-back is really a good service because it allows us to give students a better selection from used books." So far there haven't been many complaints, but Schroeder is always willing to listen and get the students' point of view. The bookstore is not only for books. It carries a variety of items, from school supplies to clothing. "I think it's also a place people like to come in and just browse. Overall, we've gotten a good reception. We work very hard to do the best we can and have gotten a lot of postive l eedback," said Schroeder. being human. For example, the way the father relates to his wife serves as a model for the husband role in the eyes of his children. Parents pass on some part of the formula for marital accommodation to their children. Parents who exhibit actual behavior in the area of skills are more important than empty wishes they have for their children. For example, parents who have good read ing habits will instill good reading habits in their children. The transmission of p ersonal qualities include undesirable traits as well. In the expressive dimension, fathers can do a number of things that help to keep in check feelings of anxiety and insecurity on the part of their children and that contribute to a more or less continuous feeling among family members that life is worthwhile. The father's expressive "work" includes such activities as providing bodily comfort to the children, showing love and respect for them, playing with them and giving the ir lives a sense of immediate significance. He promotes a measure of security in children by being interested in them as no other man is and by his very presence as countless problems arise and are settled. Since father does not provide the more routine comforts (such as bathing, dressing, feeding, etc.), he has to work har- History Professor John Buenker is shown with his daughter, former PSGA President Jeanne Buenker-Phillips. Prof. Buenker is an expert on the subject of fathering and nurturing since he. is a single parent with five children. der than mother to be of expressive significance, especially in the positive, pleasure-giving sense of the term. He must make an effort to do such things as taking the children to the circus, telling them stories, playing games, making jokes and so on. As expected, fathers who take their children places and are frequently willing to "have fun" with them are especially well-liked. Michael Lamb's research suggests that well-adjusted children come from families in which father is an active, involved p arent, form- Pogreha worsens The condition of ex-PSGA Pre sident Phil Pogreba, who suffered numerous injuries and brain damage in a Sept. 17 automobile accident last year, has deteriorated. A shunt operation intended to relieve the pressure on his brain was r EUROPE 1984 HUDSON HOLIDAYS PRESENTS London From $499 Shannon...... From $549 Amsterdam ... From $498 Paris From $599 Rome From $549 not successful last week. Pogreba was moved from a rehabilitation center in LaCrosse to Independence, Wisconsin, hi s hometown. Pogreba remains comatose and thel prognosis is not very good for him regarding consciousness. Ranger photo by Bob Riesling ing close relationships with his children. In addition, it has been found that fathers can be just as affectionate, nurturant, responsive and active with their children as mothers are. Mothers and fathers have different parental styles, and children react differently to fathers than to mothers. There are a number of factors which appear to influence the degree of paternal involvement in chi- Idrearing. The list includes the family socioeconomic status, the number and ages of children (and parents), the status of the wife's employment, self-concept of the father and androgynous versus traditional orientation to sex role behavior generally and in family work. These factors are still not sufficient to insure that father will be the active, nurturant, loving parent he is capable of being. What seems to be the determining factor is the value so ciety places on such paternal behavior. Our society must shed its HAWAII TOTAL * 6 DAYS-5 NIGHTS Includes Round Trip Air- Daily Islander Service! $499 Includes: Hotel, tariffs and taxes. Fly round trip via Western Airline from O'Hare International Airport on reguarly scheduled flights. 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As James Levin (author of Who Will Raise the Children?) wrote, "If men are encouraged from childhood through adolescence and adulthood to feel that their own sense of personal identity can be built on direct caring, and not just on providing, they will feel less of a need to invest everything in breadwinning and career." The modern father is endeavoring to demonstrate to his children that a father does not always have to be in control or always have the final solution to every problem; that he can be in error and learn from others. As he admits the above traits, he will exhibit a greater comfort with expressions of love, joy, fe ar and sadness. He will re cognize that such feelings in no way detract from his masculinity, but in reality will assist him in assuming a more positive, androgynous personhood. Boys and girls will benefit from observing a father who is a more humanly open, affectionate person. Children learn to be adults by watching adults; and if they see men doing more nurturing, boys will learn to nurture more naturally and girls will learn to accept it more readily. Men who have already recognized their natural capabilities of fathering will learn from their children and recognize the spiritual gifts of love, joy and genuine acceptance young children so eagerly share. Robert DiGiulio summarizes the many thoughts of this article by saying, "Free your mind of sex ro le stereotypes and plunge into the business of giving what you've already got — the qualities of the human spirit that will make your child a real man or woman." ONE DAY BUS TRIPS.. personally escorted by Marilyn Bindelli May 26-Lena Horns $60 The lady and her music, main floor seats at the Blackstone plus dinner at Berghoff. Leave 4:30pm Arrive 11:30pm June 6-Dreamgirla $54 The biggest most glamorous dazzling musical at the Shubert includes lunch. Leave: 10:00am Arrive 5:30pm Hurry. Limited Space Available. 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Projects the organization i s working on to close the year are: spending the remainder of their segregated fees, looking into some campus problems and setting goals for next fall. One project which Peterson would like to help is a Top Senior Minorities Banquet for the surrounding high sc hools. The banquet will be held here at Parkside. Peterson feels the banquet may encourage future minority enrollment and in volvement at Parkside. This summer, PSGA is sending four women to Washington, D.C. for a women's Leadership Conference. The four participants are Pat Hensiak, Jeanne Phillips, Terry Tunks and Ernestine Weisinger. Student senator Greg Holcomb is currently looking into the parking stuation. PSGA is curious as to where the money goes from the parking perpermits and tickets. Another area of interest for PSGA is vandalism, especially in the library. From this gained information, Peterson hopes PSGA can educate the students on vandalism. A couple of weeks ago, a fire alarm went off. Nothing was done, no one evacuated the school, and the professors resumed their lectures. "Even though it was a false alarm, we want to find out why nothing was done," said Peterson. PSGA is hoping to put some rights back into the students' hands. Peterson is pushing to get the faculty senate to support the faculty's returning exams to the students. "We took the text, the tests are ours," Peterson stated. He FREE COMPUTER INTRODUCTION CLASSES BY APPOINTMENT Macintosh, the computer you don't have to study tolearn. If you know how to point, you already know how to use Macintosh;" the most advanced Apple1 ll-rso nal Computer. No more Wasted hours pouring through tedious manuals. No more complicated computer commands. Because Macintosh lets you concentrate on what you want done. Not on how to get a computer to do it. Our professional sales staff will answer all your questions and, of course, provide service and support. So come in today and learn everything you need to know about Macintosh. But don't plan on spending too much time, .vniwni ih-at « Macintosh is a trademark licensed to Apple Computer Inc. ® 19 84 Apple Computer Inc. MC1283Y Apple and the Apple logo are registered trademarks of Apple Computer Inc. Special discount to Parkside students and faculty. Racine's Only Apple National Account Support Dealer Full Sales & Service Dealer FREE 90 DAY FINANCING Racine's Oldest and Most Experienced Computer Store Colortron Computers 2101 Lathrop Ave. Mon.-Frl. 9-9, Sat. 9-S Phone 637-2003 believes the returned tests are a good way for students to learn. Peterson added, "It's also good for the faculty because they'll have to make up new tests. It'll be a learning experience for them also." Peterson is supporting the new admissions policy. Conditional admission students will be required to have special advising. "This is prescriptive advising," said Peterson, "for high risk students." High risk students are those who are lacking in some necessary academic area. Some may have reading problems or math difficulties. "This should keep students either from transferring or flunking out," added Peterson. According to Peterson, there will also be an admissions committee with two student seats. If you're not accepted, you can appeal to this committee, said Peterson. "This should lift up high school requirements." By next fall, PSGA hopes to have phones in the Union and Communication Arts parking lots. "I'd like to see PSGA pay for a part of it. It would be a grat service to the students," said Peterson. In keeping with his campaign promises, Peterson will continue to kkeep his eye on the Union, "flu stand right behind any decisions of PUAB. I want to make sure 20 ounce beers stay in the Union," assured Peterson. Corporate sponsorship policy reviewed by Carol Kortendick There is a proposed policy for all student organizations on the Parkside campus to follow when seeking corporate sponsorship for an event, whether on or off campus. "Corporate Sponsorship shall mean: The involvement of a noncampus organization (whether for profit or non-profit) in the production of an event being sponsored by a campus organization." At present, the policy is not finalized and Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle is still reviewing it. Scott Peterson, president of Parkside Student Government Association, questioned the first line. He wondered why other campus organizations are excluded from this policy. Peterson felt this policy should include everyone involved with the university, whether student, faculty or alumni. "If the policy is for students alone, then let the students write it," Peterson added. The Corporate Sponsorship committee is composed of one administrator, Buddy Couvion, and two students, Keith Harmann and Valerie Olson. In Peterson's opinion, the policy is saturated with Couvion's influence. Another section of the policy that Peterson disagreed with is where it states, "When using campus facilities for the proposed event, the sponsor must pay the facilities' rental costs." Peterson's conflict resulted because he believes though the corporation comes from the outside, it's a student event they are sponsoring. "At UW-Milwaukee, students can't receive funds for events from the school unless they go to outside companies for financial assistance first," Peterson said. He said there should be some limits for corporate sponsored events, but the policy is going a bit too far. "It all stems back t o beer companies sponsoring events. The administration thinks we have a drinking problem," Peterson concluded. Academic staff recognized This past year, Academic Staff has received quite a bit of attention. The attention started when the Board of Regents requested the System Review of academic staff to do an extensive review on academic staff. The Regents had become curious about the academic staff and were looking specifically for information dealing with academic staff policies and procedures. As a result of this extensive review, the Regents have approved 20 recommendations by t he system review. One recommendation that was approved by Regents was a systemwide study of all UW Universities from April 198 4 to the next April of academic staff policies and procedures. Stu Rubner, chairman of Parkside's Staff Committee, stated it was recommended to the Chancellor that a committee be formed consisting of academic staff, faculty, students and someone from the Chancellor's office to closely review academic staff policies and procedures and recommend any changes to be made concerning academic staff. "This past year, the academic staff has gotten a lot of attention," stated Rubner. "Academic staff is being listened to more, such as with the new admissions policy. The academic staff gave lots of input. Faculty is now realizing that academic staff does have a role to play in the university system." Rubner added that his personal feeling is that this change comes about because of general good feelings between academic staff and faculty and not just because it came out of the Regents. ' RANGER Classified ads; NEED HELP with your student loan? Serve part time and we will repay 15% of your loan each year. Find out if you qualify. Call Sgt. Winski, 697-0520. 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The job will require some evening and weekend work. Applicant must have working knowledge of funda- Personals SUSAN: ROSES and candle light dinners aren't all. Be ready for a big surprise. Love, MTO. ATTENTION: PIGS for sale or rent, THE OFFICE. THE OFFICE'S favorite show is Pigs in Space. ATTENTION: MISS Piggy-lookalike contest in Union — sponsored by -Office. ATTENTION: NOMINATE your favorite pig into office. ATTENTION: COUPLES: The office is a no porking zone. ATTENTION: LOOKING for pigs to join the office. PIGS NEEDED: Any size, shape, color, bring references — the office. PORKERS: PIG out first at the first annual pig roast. PORKIES m premieres in the office, be there. I'LL HUFF & puff and blow your office down. CARMELLA: YOU'RE graduating!!! Remember, it's a pig's world! JANITORS: TREES cause more pollution than the office. Ronald Reagan. NAME WITHHELD gets his advice from the janitors. THEY HAVE an IQ of 144-before dividing it by 12. THAT'S ABOUT 200% higher than those who dwell in the office. RON JON- you're a sweetheart! The past two weeks have been great!! Thanks, ME KAESTNER: YOU DICK!!! SMURF: I'M looking forward to this summer and you. Ogre. A.K. I'M sure the entire nation would be proud to have an anal retentive race walker represent our country in L.A. NOTICE: GUS will be celebrating his birthday three days early, on Sunday, May 20,1984 at THE END. Attendance is mandatory. P.S. Please bring presents. ATTENTION: DON'T miss the party for Gus May 20th. HELP THE GREAT ONE celebrate on May 20, 1984. EVERYBODY WILL have a great time at the party (birthday), Sunday, May 20th. LET'S MAKE the birthday an event to remember... DON'T FORGET the birthday party, May 20th, 1984. T I L Y! ! ! ! And I couldn't be happier!! You are the sun that lights my life and warms my heart, TILYFEAE! Love, Looper. BILL, THANKS for the classified. Here's yours. Carol D.B. HAVE a great summer with Mr. B.J. Crabb - S.S. OGRE: I'D love to split those olives with you, Smurf. DOC H.G. Have a great summer! Take it easy! Kath. LEGS 27: How about dinner and a meeting? Sister Christian. LEGS 27: Maybe you have other social engagements? Sister Christian DIZ (UGSY): Astronomy is gonna be great! Love dum (WINKIE). ANNIE: RIDING together was fun. Wish you were staying, Kath. KATE: HAPPY 20th. We love you. US SIDNEY, GONAD, Shorty and Bran: Don't worry Tristan DIES next time, and slowly, to boot. Signed Odin or Lovitar, depending on your perspective. CHANCELLOR GUS KIN: Is it true you're going to halve alcohol consumption on campus by going on the wagon? Enjoy the lamp, John Kovalic. NICK: HOW appropriate. A limp dart from a limp dart player. Yankee scumdog. (Your OSWALD is waiting for you.) Your loving feature editor. DICK: YOU will go on a long voyage. Distrust zucchini. A worm in the hand is worth four and a half alcohol policies. Thanks for all, John K. SARAH: JUST keep a sharp eye out for those Parkside Activities Bureaus, drunkard, scum, and have a really great summer. Thanks for everything. John. CATHERINE: WHAT can I say? You're the greatest. Thanks for keeping me Stateside. I love you, John. RICK: IS it true about you and the cucumber? (He ain't someone, he's my brother.) Be sure not to jackknife. Keep OSWALD in a safe place. Thanks for everything. JK DR. BILL: Eric lives! (But the Rabbi doesn't.) See you in the temple of Lociatar! FLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLA. PFLAPFLAP. Thanks for the comic relief. Your loving dungeon master. CATHERINE: HAPPY Happy Happy!! Meet me in the gardens of Siam for some heavy duty necking. There or the Chartroom. Happy Birthday Kiddo. TO A certain sports editor...you girls are all alike. All you want are those P.E. coaches' sunbathed bodies. Am I right? Here's to Mad town. A certain feature editor. JENNY: CONGRATS, ED! Welcome to the working week! Let them all talk; downtime is over. BUT WATCH out for those Chicago curves, OK?? It's been fun. John K. KATH: ARRGH! Your teenage innocence is lost!!! It's the big Two- Oh, but have a great birthday anyway. John, the weird English guy. ALPHA THETA Rho, a private fraternity, has 8 positions for new members. If you have what it takes, ATR wants you. For more information, contact Curtis Neal, 634-1994, ext. 223 BOB: A summer full of me. Whee!! TO ALL the Ranger people, have a nice summer vacation. See all those who are returning next fall, to those who aren't, good luck in Mad City. Groupie Brenda. CONGRATULATIONS, DONNA and John. Have a nice rest of your life. Donna won't hit the baby in front of the dad. All our love, the Buchanans. TO THE father BIG EIGHT TEETH. Let's have a rendezvous at Kings Cross station in London together, the three of us can go home to your NEWCASTLE. Meet us there if you survive your finals. May 19th, Love your American wife. PAULA AND Cindy, good luck in surviving finals. Think of me while I'm away. I will return with trinkets for both you and Amy, too. Cindy, I think we should have a big party for our birthdays this year. We'll be thinking of you, love Brenda and Ross. MARGI: "ON behalf of the academy, I would like to accept this award for Parkside's most experienced report writer. This award will look especially nice on the dashboard of my car." Job well done, Blanche. POLLY: WHAT can I tell you, young'n. You're a real cutey doops!!! Each week your comments boost my morale. Besides that, I learned about DUCKIE FLAMBAY. CATHERINE: A happy 20th!! Love, K & J JOHN: LET'S have some cold dammi ts. PATTY, JOHN, Catherine and- Michael-give my regards to Mad- Town. Dr. B. KEN: THANK you so much for all the help. You're a great teacher and editor. I've got some big shoes to fill. Good luck to you and keep in touch. J.T. RICK AND Carol-I'll pick the highest bidder! I can be bribed. SUZY Q.: Keep on rockin', keep on rollin'! See ya next year!! Joey. J&D: HAVE a great summer. Love J. STEVE: THANKS for the best year of my life! With anticipation I look to our future! Love forever, Sandi! KEN, JILL and Jennie: I'll miss you, have a great summer! Joey. Continued on Page 16 START UP WITH LESS DOWN. The Chevrolet college graduate new car financing plan thru Berman-Shaver & GMAC offers: • Availability of credit • Low down payment • Attractive finance rates For complete details, contact Rich Babcock at Berman-Shaver Chevrolet or JoAnn Goodyear, Dir. of Career Planning. * Attention, Underclassmen! • You may not yet qualify for this plan, but we will give you a great deal on a new or used car, too! 2 Fifth St., Racine, 637-1224 or 652-6011 University of Wisconsin-Parkside 10 Thursday, May 10,1984 THE END May 19 & 20 1984 Parkside Activities Board Saturday, May 19 am Donnie Iris and the Cruisers will perform Sunday, May 20 at 9:30 p.m. on the Union Patio. VETS' RUN Inner-Loop Road 10 am VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT Flagfootball Field — Rain or Shine WHIFFLEBALL TOURNAMENT Flagfootball Field — If rain, cancelled 11 am FAMILY BOWLING AND RECREATION Recreation Center FOOD, SODA AND BEER AVAILABLE MUSIC OF BREW COUNTY ROUNDERS Union Square NOON FAMILY GAMES East of Molinaro & Greenquist — If rain, Union Bazaar ICE CREAM EATING CONTEST Outside MAGICIAN In Cinema CARTOONS Union Cinema 4 pm DOORS TO TENT OPEN Union Square BAR-BE-QUE CHICKEN DINNER Tent, Union Patio MUSIC OF PAF FRATH and DYKHUIS Tent. Union Patio 6:30 pm MUSIC OF SOUTHERN KNIGHTS Tent, Union Patio 9:30 pm MUSIC OF MIDNITE FLYER, countryrock Tent, Union Patio 12:30 am MOVIE: HAROLD & MAUDE Union Square SHUTTLE BUS AVAILABLE 11:30 pm and 1:30 am Kenosha 12:30 am and 2:30 am Racine Food, soda, free coffee available 11 am — 2:30 am Beer 11 am — Sunday, May 20 5 pm DOORS TO TENT OPEN Union Square 6:30 pm MUSIC OF SWEET CHEEKS Tent, Union Patio 9:30 pm MUSIC OF DONNIE IRIS Tent, Union Patio 12:30 am MOVIE: HAROLD & MAUDE Union Square SHUTTLE BUS AVAILABLE Follows Night Bus Route 11:30, 12:30, 1:30, 2:30 TICKET PRICES FOR EVENTS IN THE TENT one dav two days Students/Alumni $5.00 $8.00 Students/Alumni 6.00 N/A Faculty/Staff 5.00 9.00 Faculty/Staff 6.00 N/A Children (age 13-17) 4.00 7.00 Children (age 13-17) 5.00 N/A Children (age 6-12) 2.00 4.00 Children (age 6-12) 2.50 N/A Guests 6.00 10.00 Guests N/A N/A ADVANCE: AT DOOR: ADVANCE: AT DOOR: ADVANCE: AT DOOR: ADVANCE: AT DOOR: ADVANCE: AT DOOR: • •* PLEASE NOTE GUEST POLICY •** NO GUEST TICKETS WILL BE SOLD ON THE DAY OF THE EVENT. GUEST TICKETS MUST BE PURCHASED IN ADVANCE AT THE UNION INFORMATION DESK. LAST DATE TO PURCHASE ADVANCE TICKETS IS FRIDAY, MAY 18 BEFORE 4 P.M. Advance Tickets on sale at Union Information Desk. T-Shirts on sale at Union Information desk. UW-Parkside and age ID required at the door. RANGER Parkside Union Advisory Board recommends new alcohol policies PUAB (the Parkside Union Advisory Board) has been meeting since early last semester to come up with recommendations on how die Parkside Union should address potential problems when the state's drinking age raises to 19 on July 1. Problems are foreseeable next year because one-third of th e Parkside student body is comprised of freshmen, most of whom are 18 years old. PUAB has been discussing whatif anything-in the current Union operating procedures should be changed in order to comply with the new la w when it takes effect. PUAB consists of 12 members- 19 voting and 2 non-voting-from organizations throughout the campus. The voting members include seven students (from the four major organizations, SOC and two elected at large), two faculty representatives and one alumni representative. The two non-voting me mbers are Union Director Bill Niebuhr and Coordinator of Student Activities Buddy Couvion. The students currently on PUAB are Mark Schlozen (PAB), Suzanne Moles (Peer Support), Dave Higgens (PSGA), Ken Meyer (Ranger), Jack Kemper (SOC), and Chuck Beta and Bruce Preston (at large). Florence Shipek fills one of the faculty seats while the other is vacant. Tom Krimmel represents the alumni. At last week's meeting, PUAB members reviewed the recommendations that they will forward to Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle. If Stoffle approves the recommendations, they will take effect next semester. If she disagrees with something in the package, she, PUAB members and Chancellor Alan Gusltin will work out a compromise. The following is PUAB's first draft of their many recommendations, along with the rationale for them. The total package's wording will be rewritten slightly over the next week, but the major essence will rema in the same. ed that word might spread that UW-Parkside will be an easy place for 18 year olds to get into. 2. Recommendation: The Parkside Union office would supply all alcoholic beverage sales areas with a daily listing of events (from the computerized reservations system) that would be bringing the general public to campus to aid bartenders in deciding whom to provide service to. An amendment was offered stating that PUAB realizes the public will be drawn to campus for certain activities and the public should have access to concession services. The presence of s uch a list of a ctivities would only be used if "questionable" people were requesting service. Rationale: The above recommendation involves assisting the bartender in determining whether a potential customer has business or a real purpose to be on campus. Discretion would be used as to when someone would be questioned in regard to that purpose. In that the Union's alcohol serving areas are not generally open as public bars, objectionable outsiders could more easily be denied service with the use of such a list. 3. Recommendation: The Parkside Union Advisory Board supports the position that all students should have equal access to all regular, day-to-day operation areas of the Union buildin*including those involved in the sale of alcoholic beverage products. It also recognizes that appropriate procedures need to be adopted to see that underage patrons of t he Union not be served or otherwise receive those products. where alcoholic beverages are served, be open to any Parkside student regardless of age, but that all guests must be of legal drinking age. Rationale: Because Parkside students pay segregated fees supporting student activities and student groups, they should be elibible to attend recognized student organization sponsored events. However, underage guests who have no tie to the University and are not contributing support to these events with tuition dollars have no special right to be admitted to events where alcohol is being served. 6. Recommendation: That at non-student organization sponsored events where alcohol is to be served, the Union is to be responsible for making decisions on a case-by-case basis that appropriate measures are taken to see state drinking laws are being followed. Rationale: Because events do vary i n nature, one single policy cannot be adopted to cover all situations. Given the Union is involved in most campus event reservations, knows the types of groups associated with them and what services are being requested, it is in the best position to evaluate what procedures need to be followed for any particular event. 7. Recommendation: PUAB recommends in the daily Union S quare bar operations that beer currently served in 12 oz. and 20 oz. containers, and wine in 5 Vz oz . containers, but pitchers, carafes and Vz carafes be eliminated. 9. Recommendation: In the day-to-day operation of areas of the Union involved in ser ving alcoholic beverages, student bartenders be given discretion in deciding when to or when not to ID customers based on their positive knowledge of the customer's age. Anytime that absolute knowledge does not exist that the customer is 19 or older, age identification must be required and service only rendered upon verification of age. Rationale: The rationale behind the above recommendation is based on the feeling that it is unnecessary to ID all customers for each purchase if positive knowledge of their being over 18 ousts. This method of operation will contribute to faster service and less congestion at the bar, as well as help to keep customers from becoming upset with being ID'd when not needed. It will aid in supporting positive customer relations versus the possibility of losing customers due to a mode of service not used elsewhere. 10. Recommendation: Plastic wrist bands be adopted, at least on an experimental one year basis, as the acceptable means of identification of those who will be eligible to be served alcoholic beverage at open events where such are present. PUAB requests that the funding for this first year's wrist bands come from New Program Development dollars, and that if cont inued, the Union budget for them in subsequent years as a cost of op eration. Rationale: The rationale behind using , wrist bands is that, although not tamperproof, they probably represent the best method of providing the greatest control for bartenders to identify those who can be legally served. Also, because the Union hasnot budgeted this unplanned expense, and because it is an experiment in handling a new problem, the one time expenditure out of New Program Development dollars seems reasonable and would not further burden the Union's established operating budget. 11. Recommendation: That the "drop-off" service section of the campus' present alcohol use policies be followed as stated. 12. Recommendation: Present bar operating hours for day-to-day service be maintained. They are: Union Square-Monday thru Thursday, 11:00 a m to 10:30 pm; Friday, 11:00 am to 6:30 pm. Recreation Center-Monday thru Thursday, 11:00 am to 9:30 pm; Friday, 11:00 am to 11:30 pm; Saturday, 12:00 noon to 11:30 pm and Sunday 12:00 noon t o 9:30 pm. Rationale: The rationale in keeping present hours is based on serving the diverse campus population of UW-Parkside. With people of different ages being on campus at different hours, it is more important tokeep a fairly broad range of service hours to our campus than it might be to a resident campus serving mostly one type of student. Week at the Park 1. Recommendation: The Parkside Union was created for and is intended to be used by the UW-Parkside campus community (students, faculty, staff and alumni) and their immediate guests; and when deemed appropriate, also the public in general for special public events. Those not falling into such category or having specific reason to be within University premises may be denied the Union's facilities, products and services. Rationale: The thinking behind this motion was to articulate the Union's position in not having to serve "undesirables" coming into the Union from the community, and in not allowing 18 year olds who are not students access to areas serving alcoholic products. It is being speculat- 4. Recommendation: That groups booking Union o r other campus facilities for their events be given the option of having: A dry event-where no alcoholic beverages would be served and all ages welcome. An open event with alcoholic beverage service where all students are welcome, but only those 19 and over are eligible to be served alcoholic beverages. A 19 a nd over event-where alcoholic beverages would be served but those under legal drinking age not eligible to attend. Rationale: The rationale for the above recommendation is that sponsoring groups should maintain the right to edtermine their own program format and who the event is for. It should not be determined for them through Parkside Union-based policy. After little discussion, this rationale was carried unanimously. 5. Recommendation: That at the option of the sponsor, student orgainzation events Rationale: The Parkside Union Advisory Board recognized that reducing container serving portions of beer and wine should discourage the sharing of product with those not able to purchase due to being under legal drinking age. At the same time, PUAB feels it is still advisable to offer a variety of sizes of beer in order to: 1) red uce possible congestion problems at the point of purchase and 2) minimize revenue loss created by customer dissatisfaction with the Union's service format. 8. Recommendation: PUAB recommends that any person of legal drin king age be permitted to purchase only one alcoholic beverage per trip to the bar. Rationale: The unanimously passed rationale behind the above recommendation was that by not being able to purchase multiple numbers of glasses of beer or wine, sharing by legal-aged patrons with those under age would be discouraged and reduced. by John Kovatic Feature Editor Well, kids, this is it. Never let Luehr or Stougaard say I never wrote 'Week at the Park.' And boy, what a week this looks like it's gonna be. So if you can just hold onto your little tushes long enough to strap yourself into the chair, we'll get things rolling right along. Thursday, May 10 That's right, today. And seeing as how PAB are all getting ready for 'The End,' today's schedule consists of a lecture by Prof. Lillian Trager. "From Yams to Beer in a Nigerian City," is the intriguing title of the lecture itself, and it will be given at 2 p.m. in Molinaro 111. The program is free and open to the public. Friday, May 11 Apart from the start of finals, today's main attraction is a concert in the Communication Arts Theater featuring the Parkside Orchestra and Chorale. The concert starts at 8 p.m. and admission is $1 for students, faculty and staff, $2 for others. Tickets may be bought at the door, and proceeds will benefit the Parkside Music Scholarship fund. . Wednesday, May 26 "Surviving the Learning Process of Starting a Business," is the title of a workshop at 7 p.m. in Union 104. Fo r all those of you who wish to attend, call 553-2047 fof more details. Friday, May 18 Today at 7 p.m., the Union Square bar will close for good for this semester. What all the brochures don't tell you, however, is that this will in effect be the last chance you ever get of ordering a pitcher of beer or a carafe of wine, since somewhat inane alcohol policies are due to be enforced next semester. So, what the hey! Finals are over, the beer is cheap. Let's all say farewell to the pitcher at Parkside with Style. 4£m Afterwards we can all crash out at the Chancellor's. Saturday-Sunday, May 19-20 What ca n I say that hasn't already been said? It's The End, and boy are you guys going to have a blast. This is a two-day, don't-miss epic that you have just got to be at. 12 Thursday, May 10,1984 RANGER Ask Dr. Bill The doctor takes a leave by Bill St ougaard winner of the coveted Oswald And now the end is near, do-wah, do-wah. Yes indeedy folks, this wonderful year is coming to a close. This is my last batch of letters for the '83-'84 season. As of now, you're on your own. Goodluck and may the force be with you. AND NOW, THE LETTERS! Dear Dr. Bill, I would like to ask the panel what you would do if you were Hitler. Signed, Curious Dear Curious, I think that the first thing that I would do would be to get rid of al l designer jeans commercials. Thai I would pass a law that would prohibit the use of the letter "G". I would make it illegal to be a chemistry professor. Boy this is fun. I would open up diplomatic relations with Disneyland, I would get rid of elevator music, I would give baby seals the right to vote, I would cancel 'Happy Days', I would reenact the Boston Tea Party, but I would make all the people wear costumes from Shakespeare's Hamlet. I would have Ed McMabon and Woodsy Owl get married, and I would have PSGA Vice-President Paul Johnson's gavel destroyed. Dear Dr. Bill, Get a hair cut. Signed, Mom Dear Dr. Bill, So you won an Oswald hu h? I bet you think you're really hot guano, eh? You and your flaming big-deal cheese-headed stupid award thingy. I got news for you Dr. Bill, you suck cesspool water. Signed, a certain sports editor Dear A.C.S.E. My word! Aren't we testy today? It looks like we've got ourselves a teeny problem here. If you want to be juvenile go ahead. I've got an OSWALD nyah..nyah..nyah ! Dear Dr. Bill, We know your type. We don't like it. Lissen, we got a nice neighborhood here, and our land values is real high, like, if you get our meaning. So, lessen you want mebbe two or three broken legs, scram, scum. We hate your kind, mud-dwellerscuzz- fairy, slime ball. Signed the Men P.S. Is it better to serve fingerbowls s cented with lemon or lime when entertaining a lady friend? Dear Men, I've just thought of a couple more things I would do if I were Hitler. Dear Dr. Bill, Did you get my le tter? Signed Waiting Dear Waiting, Yeah! It was really stupid and I'm not going to print it. FAMILY FUN AT THE END PARKSIDE UNION REC CENTER 50« A Game 3 for a Buck PLUS • FREE FOOSEBALL • FREE BILL IARDS • FREE TABLE TENNISI • 10® POPCORN • 2 FOR 1 SODAS • FUN FOR EVER YONE • FREE DARTS FOR LANE OR TABLE RESERVATIONS CALL: 553-2695 OR JUST SHOW UP AND WE'LL WORK YOU IN Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Dear Dr. Bill I've got one hell of a problem here. My g irlfriend and I want to get married. The problem is that we don't think sex will be any fun if we are legal. We think sex is only good if it is cheap and meaningless and illicit. How can we get married and have sleazy sex as well? Signed, Cold Showers Won't Do It Dear Cold, I think that a good idea would be to buy my latest self-help manual, "Keep the X in Sex." TTiis ha ndy little guide will keep that nasty element in your drab, boring lives. Send $49.95 to: "Ask Dr. Bill, c/o the Ranger" Dear Dr. BUI, Can you help me out? I'm trying to find the following items: a cat o' nine tails, chains, a Black and Decker belt sander, several live scorpions, an iron maiden, thumb screws, a cattle prod, some isolated herpes simplex virus and some chicken bones. You see, I need them soon. My family reunion is only a week away. Signed, Entertaining Dear Entertaining, Just send $4.95 to me, and I'll send you my booklet, "Where to Find a Cat o' Nine Tails, Chains, a Black and Decker Belt Sander, Several Live Scorpions, an Iron Maiden, Thumb Screws, a Cattle Prod, Some Isolated Herpes Simplex Virus and some Chicken Bones." Dear Dr. BUI, I m an editor at a college newspaper. I'm having a hard time getting enough sleep because I'm constantly pining away about the fact that I didn't win a coveted Oswald My friends say to me, "C'mon! Master your grief!" but it doesn't help. How can I live with myself? I really wanted an Oswald. Why don't I kiU myself? HOW DO YOU RATE? Signed, Ticked Dear Ticked, It really bothers you that much? I love it! This is great! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,HA, HA HA, HA! !!! . . . RANGER ,13 Thursday, May 10,1984 Once again it's... So It Goes THE END S by Nick Thome winner of the coveted Oswald Hi, folks, fans (both of you), and furry little mutant scum balls who read this rag when some highly educated college student drops it on the floor opened to this page. How th e hell are you doing? This is the last copy of the Ranger for this year, so I decided to let you know what has happened with some of the stories I was responsible for writing. As both my loyal fans will attest, I haven't been getting much printed lately. That's because my Editor, John "He won't print anything that isn't his" Kovalic, has deemed my work to be less important than anything anyone else writes. Well, enough of the griping, on to the heart of the matters at hand. Some people asked me when the new shopping mall will open here. The answer is never. The corporation that was going to do the renovation work decided Parkside was in a te rrible location. The president of the Coalition Corporation of America was quoted as saying, "That Parkside location sucks. It's too far from Racine and Kenosha to be of any use at all. In fact about the only thing I could turn that hovel int o would be a medium security prison. Maybe I should look into that." When Chancellor Guskin was informed about the Corporation's pullout of the mall project, he was displeased. His business, Big Al's Overlook Lounge and Deli, was almost ready to open when the bad news was first heard. The chanceldor was heard saying, "Wow! What a bummer! I just had the stage put in for strippers and everything." As for the corporate character assassinations, they are still occurring. Assassins have expanded their target list to include animated corporate symbols and animals. Since I first reported the deaths of the Pillsbury Dough Boy, the Snuggle Bear and the Banner toilet paper roll, four more corporate symbols have bit the big one. The first one to buy the farm was the Helping Hand from Hamburger Helper. While on the set for the last time, a terrorist snuck up behind the unsuspecting appendage and threw him in the frying pan with half a pound of ground beef. The next character died in an equally disgusting way. To the Tidy Bowl man it was just another tank, another commercial, another huge pay check, but it was also his demise. Some clever terrorist had lined the tank with magnectic mines the night previous. All that was left was the little guy's hat. The Hamms Bear was touring the brewery in Washington state when these godless assassins struck. They took him to the top of the brewery and threw him in a vat of Ham ms Light. The bear attempted to drink his way out, but he was three hundred gallons short. Officials from the brewery said, "We are sad our symbol won't be able to advertise for us anymore, but there is one good thing that came of the tragedy. The bear gave the vat he was thrown in a very unique flavor. We sav ed the beer he drowned in and we are going to market it in one-time-only cans called Hamms Very Special Light Bear Beer. It should be a hit." The most recent murder was Morris the Cat. The cat killers broke into Morris' house and forced him to eat 900 bags of T ender Vittles. Then they fed him three boxes of Alka Seltze r and made him drink a 16-ounce Coke. Morris was found the next day by his maid. The maid was heard to say, "It was horrible, disgusting and very difficult to clean up. Why didn't they shoot him? Or maybe they chould have tossed him in the microwave on high, but no! They had to feed him all that food and blow him u p like a God blessed balloon! Yuk!" This school year I wrote a few articles about the school's idiotic policies regarding alcohol on campus and corporate sponsorship. The truth is that there is nothing we can do to stop the elimination of pitchers and carafes. They are history as of the end of the semester. Here's some more good news for you all. Next year it will be one drink per person. You won't be able to send one person to buy beer for all the people at your table. If you want to buy a round, you have to bring the people you wish to buy for with you to the coulter. However, this is only phase one. A l ittle known plan to require a Union official to hold your hand while you drink your beer may be instituted next semester. Since this is my last article, I will end it by answering some questions posed to me this school year. Q. Is that your only pair of shoes? A. No, I have another pair that is worse. Q. Why don't you throw that backpack away? A. Last semester while riding home on my ten speed that $%•%$% backpack lost a strap. The result was it swing sharply towards the left side of my bike. It was raining out and the sudden shift in weight caused me to fall face first into the nice soft gravel that the bike trail is made of. From that day, I have been making that backpack pay for its indiscretion. Q. Did anyone respond to the classified ad you pla ced for women with high expectations and low moral values? A. Three phone calls were received at the Ranger office in response to my ad. However, two were prank calls and I wasn't in the office when the legitimate call came • i n . ' v ' . V . VWW. 'WW. ' . * I spent the better part of my weekend glued to the tube and running through several back-issues of The Atlantic, Harpers and Vanity Fair. Again doped to thegills on caffeine and with this week's deadline looming ominously near, I noted a little section near the front of the lately-resurrected latter magazine entitled 'Thumbs up, Thumbs down.' Those of you who are real quick will by now have realized that this is Vanity Fair's 'review' section, encompasing roughly 12 pages, dedicated to the fine arts. Skimming through reviews of French cinema, various dance companies, and theater, Beethoven Sonatas, the Amsterdam School of Dutch expressionist architecture and Mahler's Das Lied Der Er de, I unsuspectingly came across a photograph of Van Halen's David Le Roth. Aparently Vanity Fair regularly gives up half a page or so of i ts hallowed space to a review section entitled 'Pop Culture.' As n either Van Halen, nor 'pop culture' are what I would normally describe as 'fine art,' I decided to take a closer gander, trying desperately to avoid gagging. Let's admit it. 'Rolling Stone' Vanity Fair ain't. Phrases like "Eddie Van Halen's pointillistie guitar style" and "Angus Young's (AC/DC) abstract expressionist sheet of sound" leapt at me with the force of a sledge hammer. Finally admitting that what's important is something termed a band's "Head-banging quotient," Vanity Fair gave thumbs up to AC/DC ("the consummate heavy metal band"), Def Leppard, Judas Priest, Quiet Riot and Van Halen. 'Thumbs-down' went to Kiss, Ozzy Osb ourne and Motly Crue. It's good to see they're so discerning. •••••• The world today mourns the loss of one of the greatest existential philosophers since Jean Paul Satre. The sudden death of Waldo 'Fruitcake' Nernst, most brilliant student of Fredrich Goatbender, will not soon be forgotten. The name of Nerst will become a household word as his theories are disseminated amongst the intelligensia and the full impact of his special theory of cool-whip slowly is realized. Born Francis Cerebellum Rovenscrotch, Nernst realized at an early age that a Rovenscrotch would never be accepted into a restricted country club, and quickly changed his name to Scigowitze. He later adopted his childhood nick-name of 'Scum-Bucket,' in by John Kovalic an attempt to deny his Lithuanian heritage, but soon chose Nernst after flirting briefly with the names Skrunge, Blatwurst and 'Hey, you!' •••••• My main problem with communication Majors: Their justification for having a major in communication is that we need to communicate to survive. Strikes me the same goes for certain bodily functions, but that doesn't mean we have to form a major around them. •••••• On t he New Alcohol Pol icies: I really don't mind Chancelor Guskin acting like he's my parent as long as I can borrow his car for Saturday night. •••••• Well, this is it. My las t Ranger as Feature Editor. It's been a fun couple of semesters here. And the year before that was pretty neat also. Without wishing to get too maudlin, I'd like to thank Sarah, Bill, Rick, Dick, and Nick and all the rest of t he people who wrote for features over the year. One day I may even meet my mysterious music correspondent Jeff Leisgang. The staff this year gave the section its own peculiar flavor. Special thanks to A1 Guskin. If ever a target was needed, we could always use him for cheap pot-shots. Thanks, Al. But I still think your alcohol policy sort of sucks. So, farewell. When next you hear of me, I will be the Ranger's special correspondant in Madison. That's right. After two years at Parkside, I'm going to a real university. Have a great summer, and I hope you all get through finals OK. So it goes. Q. Do you have anything to say for yourself, Nick? A. I wasn't there at the time. That's about all for now, campers. Have a good summer. Good luck on the finals. I will se e you at The End. Whoever called in response to my ad, try again Friday at noon. 'Til then, I am, as always, Nick Let your love shine on Mother's Day. Merlin Olsen from s 18 and up delivery available extra FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN W H Y OFFICE AI TO BWK 24-HOl R TELLER BRISTOL (PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-2331 milHER FPU The Tea Kettle™ Bo uquet from your FTD Florist. Mother's Day is Sunday, May 13. 4 0?lvU4C Your lull Sen ice Florist 7534 Sheridan Rd., Kenosha Ph. 654-0721 Send your love u ilh special SjggF earo.™. Registered trademark of Florists' Transworld Delivery Association.. . . . 14 Thursday, May 10,1984 RANGER Brhel enjoys challenge of theater by Sarah Uhlig winner of the coveted Oswald Andy Brhel played the lead role in Molier's "The Miser" which played at Parkside over past two weekends. As Harpagon, The Miser of t he title, he played the role with much conviction. Regular theater goers will also remember Brhel's other roles over the last few years, which added sparks of brilliance to the talented Parkside productions. Brhel's interest in acting began when he was a junior in high school. "I saw the musical the school put on all three times and I felt guilty because I realized, watching it, that there was a lot that I could have contributed to it. I knew that I could act as well as anybody up there, just from the fact that I could read aloud better than most of them could act." He then decided to audition for Pygamalion, the play by George Bernard Shaw that was turned into the musical "My Fair Lady," and got a lot of experience from the 'bit' parts he played. After the next musical, Kiss Me Kate, another 'transformed' classic based on Shakepeare's "Taming of the Shrew," in which he had the lead role, he knew he was going to pursue an acting career. "I just realized that I would rather do that (act) more than anything else. There was nothing else I really thought I could do and be happy with." Brhel is 21 a nd has been attending Parkside for eight semesters. He chose Parkside for many reasons. "I didn't have the money to go to a private school, so I had to go to a state school. The nearest was UW-M as I lived in Cudahy, but the acting program had recently changed over to a very graduate-accented one. If y ou're an undergraduate at UW-M, you simply do not get on stage. "The best teacher really is experience and I knew 1 wanted to get on stage. The next closest school was Parkside...I knew that I liked the campus and that Parkside was a fairly small school. In a small school you have that much better chance of getting on stage." At Parkside, Brhel's roles have usually been either lead or key roles in the plays he has been in. He has played a variety of roles, playing a pair of twins in "Ring round the Moon," a frustrated author in "I Am A Camera" and the comic, money-grubbing Harpagon in the latest Parkside Main Stage production. The role he would most like to play is Hamlet. "I always used to get amused by every actor in the world saying that he wanted to play Hamlet.. Once I had read the play and found out how similar I like to Andrew Brhel think that I am to Hamlet, I wanted to play him. It's certainly one of Shakespeare's harder roles. He (Hamlet) is a young man. Some people say he's the most intelligent character in literature." One of the main attractions, for Brhel, is the challenge. In the future, Brhel hopes to act on stage rather in movies. "The style of acting is much different than that of plays. The returns on stage are very immediate and very gratifying. I would prefer being on stage." Parents face responsibility Over 50 percent of Parkside's students fall in the category "older than average." For many of you that means balancing the responsibilities of being a student, a parent and sometimes an employee. Much of the year that is difficult, but with children out of sc hool for the summer it becomes almost impossible. One way student/parents adjust is by ta king courses on a part-time basis. One sure outcome, though, is that the number of years needed to graduate increases. To limit those years as much as possible means taking courses during summer school. For many parents, the demand to be home more or provide more activities for their kids increases during the summer. Kids want or need swimming lessons or other day camp experiences. They want more time with their parents. The Wellness Grant has developed a number of ways of integrating parents' needs and kids' needs during the summer. If you have children ages two weeks to teenage, and this dilemma is one you face, call Mary Bassis, ext. 2366, or Maureen Budowle, ext. 2227, or visit the Student Health Center, Molinaro D115. Mallory raps his poetry to music by Rick Luehr It's like a l ate to bed, a late to rise, And when you wake up in the morning you got red eyes, You got to work, you look like a jerk Because the boss is waiting for you with an angry smirk, He s&ys you' re fired, not to be rehired, Because the man is j ust so sick and tired, Of you coming late, you're leaving early, Don't you realize the man can always surely Replace you, then what would you do, You'll stand on the corner till your life is through, Or you'll waste your time or commit a crime, Just to bite, scratch, scrape a penny or a dime, Because the streets are cold, the streets are dead, You got to go to school to get ahead, In this age of technology and computers, Stay away from crime and drug abusers, Because life moves fast, it won't get slower, And using your head is the way to get over. This is some of the rap of Brian Mallory. For those of you who aren't sure exactly what rap is, it is bascially poetry set to the beat of music, usually up tempo. "But," says Mallory, "those who rap are getting out of the up tempo swing and getting into more slowdown jazz." Mallory, a 19 year old Parkside freshman from Waterbury, Connecticut, became interested in rapping at the age of sixteen. "I got started became a couple of f riends and I went to New York and we saw a couple of guys doing it. It S&tefeRwni Ofet Sfryle. *sd, tfcwbte bmwed-vwth' jjure spring woter and rf it Old Sryfe. mmmo , v,v.v.\ Whey Chai The way Chinese food ought to be... ^ CONGRATULATIONS PARKSIDE GRADUATES Make your party unusual, unforgettable, untraditional. Whey Chai Chinese ftesfauranf RACINE 400 Main St. 633-8000 Open 7 Days a Week ZION 2683 Sheridan Rd. 312-746-3003 Closed Tuesdays KENOSHA 512 57th 645-5300 Closed Sundays was a kind of a way to get popular, everybody had a lot of people surrounding them when they were rapping. And I said, 'Wow, that's pretty good how t hey can attract people to hear them rap like that.' So, three friends and I got started and we called ourselves The Chill Out Bunch." Mallory looks at rapping as a fun hobby, "but if I ever get a chance to be recorded, I'd jump at it. Our group hasn't been together since September, but if we were to get together again, I think we could really make a good record." Rap stems from various sources, said Mallory. "Most rappers ad lib their raps, kind of impromptu. They can just rap at you without any preparation. My ra pping stems from my poetry. When I write a poem, if I think I can set it to the beat of the music, then I can make a rap out of i t." Mallory has been writing poetry since the third grade when one of his teachers read some of his work and encouraged him to keep writing. He feels that his poetry and rapping go together for him." I'm a quiet person, and rapping helps me to express myself and to tell about things that are going on in the world. I talk about a lot of social problems when I'm rapping. "Melly-Mel of Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five said it best, 'Rapping is now becoming a form of str eet poetry.' A lot of r apping today talks about street life, about drugs, about a lot of things that go on. Now there's a rap about Jesse Jackson, there's raps about Reagan. Rapping is fun to do, but when you take rapping seriously, you've got to talk about things besides going to parties, getting drunk, etc. It's better to talk about a good ,subjpct. Thafs what I like to do," he said. * 1 Once Ober Easy 15 Thursday, May 10,1984 Time to say goodbye Periodicals: How form is a bitch. true. But re- SCENE: Table: The Goskin Breakfast by Dick Oberbruner winner of the coveted Oswald The Time-of-Day Lady over the telephone is a real woman confined to a buoy floating in Lake Michigan. Next time you call, listen for the waves rocking the background and how unsure she sounds when speaking. This unfortunate person is stuck at a dead end job, so have pity when she utters in a chilled voice: "Courtesy of your telephone company..." She doesn't have time to talk, only a few moments to mention the time and temperature. A seasick woman with a phone, a digital clock and a thermometer. She tells it like it is: a moment in time with no hype. Sure, there's a plug for the telephone company, but who isn't forced to patronize the boss one in a while? Give her a call and give a listen. If she's not too responsive, remember, it's very cold on the lake. 'Oswald' Night steals banquet's limelight by John Kovalic winner (finally) of the coveted Oswald Once again the Student Awards Banquet was overshadowed by the glory of "Oswald Night." The coveted Oswald, Parkside's equivalent of the lesser-known Oscar, probably marks the pinnacle of a Ranger F eature Writer's career at Parkside and for the many who come away empty-handed on Oswald night, the feeling is one of bitter disappointment. "I'm pissed," Ranger sports editor Patricia Cumbie was reported to have said. "I did 'Week at the Park.' I did play reviews, and I'm a good friend of John Kovalic." Kovalic, who likes to be known only as "The Academy" in the weeks leading to the ceremony, is responsible for selecting those lucky few from the feature staff of the Ranger to receive the coveted award. This year's winners included Sarah Uhlig (Ace Reporter of the Year); Rick Luehr, Dick Oberbruner and Nick Thome (The Nick Dick Rick Columnist of the Year Award); 'Dr. Bill' Stougaard (The Abigail Van Buren Malpractice Award) and Chancellor Alan E. G us kin (The 'Welcome to Miller Time' Athelete of the Week Award.) "Well, I'll tell you," said Stougaard, clutching his coveted Oswald to his chest, "I'm really excited about it. This is a real honor. Too bad the award had to be tainted by giving one to Thome. "It's long overdue. I'm just glad that the overwhelming public pressure made Kovalic change his tune," he added. Dick Oberbruner, co-winner of the Nick Dick Rick Award, was equally surprised. "I deserved a coveted Oswald," he said, in a fit ofmodesty the likes of which the world may never see until the second coming. "This entire semester was geared towards an award-winning ending. "My coveted Oswald stands tall on my window sill above the sink, though I have had to (lust it already, "he added quickly. "As to tri-winners, rhyming is no basis for celery-headed journalism. I stand out like my coveted Oswald, so please pass th e Lemon Pledge." Nick Thome, another co-winner, was reported to have sad, "Like wow, man, I can't believe I won a coveted Oswald. "After years of striving for perfection, I have achieved it. I don't know what to do now. I think I'll climb a tall building and impale myself on a fire hydrant. Now that I have got my Oswald, I have nothing to live for." Rick Luehr, on the other hand, was quick with praise and generous to a fault. "It's about $%*•&$*% time!! I'm still made that I have to share this sucker with those hacks Thome and Oberbruner." Luehr, who also referred to his co-winners as "purveyors of the literary twinkie," said, "This is so insulting I think I'll slash my wrists." Thome, who was within earshot of Luehr's comments, added to his quote before leaping at Luehr with a large blunt object. "Rick sure has a lot of nerve calling me a hack. Him calling me and Dick a couple of hacks is like John Wayne Gacy calling Chuck Mansona murderer. He hasn't written an original article in years." In a surprise ceremony held in the local A&W, The Academy also awarded a special coveted Oswald to John Kovalic himself. "Hell, I didn't want to be left out of it. Anyway, I'm such a neat guy with excellent ideas and all that, well, I think you get the point." Kovalic awarded hmself the Demigod of the Year Award. (The main Editor's wishes were disregarded.) As Oswald night drew to a close, muffled sobs could be heard from the direction of Andy 'Pops' Buchanan, Ranger's Business Manager, who had failed to win a coveted Oswald for the fifth year running. "I've never been so happy in all my life," he sobbed. ......... We all know about the Wisconsin Dells. So what is a "dell?" Answer in next issue. • * * • * • • * • • A scene from The Library Tragedy, circa 508 BC. Periodicals: My innards, they are ripped! Indexes: I, too, feel not quite whole. Who are the scoundrels who commit such atrocities? Periodicals: Underclassmen! They expore knowledge as a bulldozer landscapes the garden. Indexes: We must do something. The washrooms have been shelled by the eager hands of vandals. What would spark such action? Periodicals: The war at home: make your bed and the like. They seek an aggressive outlet. Indexes: A rebellion under the protection of accessibility. Periodicals: Correct. Indexes: But what of our brothers and sisters among the shelves? Periodicals: Protecting resources is a contradiction in terms. Indexes: And that cursed Graffiti: a philosopher in the rancid ilk. He must be banned, or alter his content to intelligent perspectives. •••••••••• 55,000 residents have received emission tests. So w atch what you eat, or the Pedestrian Inspection Commission will alter your diet to conform to pollution standards. •••••••••• A Student Meditation on a Refrigerator Full Do not, Dear Roommate, dive headfirst into the seemingly vast array of groceries. It is but an optical illusion to think that we, two, can partake of it immediately and have it, somehow, multiply twice as we crave for more. Foodstuffs go quicker in consumption than the mere rotting of neglect. Let us, then, enjoy the quality in flavor of the comestibles we share. Rather than the quantity we can put away. For it will be Tuesday, and we shall have vanquished our supply and be forced to suck rocks for nourishment. Breakfast at the Chancellor's Mr. Guskin: Why do you throw your grapefruit rinds on the floor? Are you angry with something? Mrs. Guskin: They're for the dog. I like to watch his lips pucker. Mr. G.: Yes, but he has his own food. We shouldn't spoil him. Mrs. G.: Then why should we have grapefruit? We're spoiled too. Tell the maid to ship the crates back to Florida. Mr. G.: I certainly will not. We have these new grapefruit spoons. Let's not be costly. Now eat your toast. It's getting cold. Mrs. G.: They're already cold. They were never toasted. You better get a repairman to fix that toaster before breakfast tomorrow. Mr. G.: They fixed it once before. I can't imagine what the problem is. Mrs. G.: Maybe they need a pay raise. That oughtta toast the bread. At least melt the butter a little. Just look at this bread. Cold cereal is warmer. Mr. G.: Cold cereal is much easier to deal with. One, pour cereal, Two, pour milk. Add a spoon and voila! instant breakfast. Toast, on the other hand, has many preparations. First, there is the- Mre. G.: I know, I know. Please don't be so analytical first thing in the morning. You have the rest of the day ahead of you. MParkside SShhaakkeeddoowwnn tSaturday, May 12 8 p.m. 'til close. 99* Strawberry and Regular Margaritas 75* Tap Beers 50* Kamakazis and Root Beers •••••MTU***** Parkside and age I.D. required JOIN US AT CHANCERY PUB AND RESTAURANT 6430 Washington Ave. Racine, Wl 53406 886-5600 RANGER Psychobabble Oswaldenlightened by Rick Laehr Winner of the Coveted Oswald As I am sure all of you have heard by now, I am one of the fortunate, nay privileged persons honored with the highest award in my field. This honor was bestowed on me at the student awards banquet on April 27, by t he one and only John Kovalic. Of c ourse, I am speaking of the much ^coveted, highly desired, seldom bestowed, Oswald. Yes, I am one of a select few to be given this highest token of journalistic esteem. And it has turned my life around. Before the award, I was virtually ignored in the halls of this great institute of learning of which we are all a part. Now that has all changed. I cannot go 20 feet down the corridor without being besieged by autograph hounds and hangers on. And my phone has been ringing off the hook. Offers of speaking engagements and testimonial dinners have been flowing in. And Ted Koppel just won't leave me alone. He keeps The Funny Paper Caper MY FIRST CASE AFTER \ GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL SOUNDED UKE A MUGGING WHEN t HEARD THE FACTS—MAN LYING IN AN ALLEY WITH A HAMBURGER BUN STUFFED DOWN HIS THROAT, POCKETS EMPTY llll flVlE FACE RANG A BELL, BUT I COULDN'T PLACE IT UNTIL S6T. STRIPES FOUND THE MAWS WALLET IN A DUMPSTER DOWN THE by Paul Berge RONZO GARBANZO* I KNOW THI5 CLOWN'S NAfAE. begging me to be on Nightline. I have no time to myself anymore. I am hounded day and night. I can't take it! My life has become a living hell! And it's all because of you, Kovalic! You did this to me! You couldn't leave me with my blessed anonymity. No! You had to screw it all up by giving me that stupid award! Thanks loads, buddy! • • • * * * • * * * This past Sunday, I experienced one of the strangest events in my life. I went to a Brewers game with the inimitable Parkside Association of Com municators. Yes, one of the most highly respected groups on campus. The tailgate party was heavily BURGER KING KING SAYS GOOD MORNING IN A SPECIAL WAYJ BREAKFAST ^ CROISSANTS What a delicious way to brighten up your day! Our new - Breakfast Croissants. FSJed with your choice of breakfast favorites...crispy bacon, tasty ham or spicy sausage. All between a slice of American cheese and egg...Ummmmiwmnil '...and our Scrambled Egg and French Toaat Platters too. Welcome To Our New BREAKFAST MENU!! Served Everyday from 6 AM-10:30 AM Sundays from 7 AM-Noon Breakfast Sandwiches New! Croissant With: Bacon, Egfi & Cheese .....$1.29 Sausage, Egg & Cheese..$1.29 Hamm, Egg & Cheese $1.29 Scrambled Egg Platter....$1.20' W/Sausage Or Bacon ....41.60 4222 52nd St., Kenosha French Toast $1.20 W/Saosage Or Bacon $1.60 Hash Browns 35( Danish 50' Croissant 50' Orange Juice 50' Hours: 6 AM-2:30 AM Mon.-Sat. 7 AM-11 PM Sua. bizzare. Music, dancing, drinking, frisbees, drinking, food, drinking, and to top it all off, drinking. Then we went into the game. Well, most of us d id. There were a few people, who shall remain nameless, you know who you are, you little scamps, who didn't enter the stadium until the ninth inning. God only knows what they were doing out in the parking lot for eight innings, and He's not talking. Anyway, it was an event to remember. I don't know what was more fun, the game, the tailgate party, or the getting stuck in County Stadium's only elevator for twenty minutes and making an enemy in the person of the elevator operator. All in all, it was something that I may never forget. As har d as I may try. * * * * * * * * * * Seeing as how this is the last column that I will write this semester, I would like to mention some very important people. First, to Carol Kortendick, who wrote a letter criticizing one of my articles. No hard feelings Carol, I mean, everyone is entitled to their opinion, even if yours was wrong. Next, to Carl Chernouski, thanks for making my stuff look so good by comparison. Also, I would like to thank the 'Beaks' for confusing me no end. I still say you do it with mirrors. To Prof. Peter Martin: You know all of those nasty things you said all semester that I threatened to print in the paper? Well I just want to assure you that I haven't forgotten them, I'm just saving them until next year. To Jennie: Good luck as editor. P.S. I'm still willing to talk bribe. To Joey, who always wanted me to mention him in my column, I just did. Thanks to Patty, for just being you. A special thank you to the entire Ranger staff. Thanks to all of you out there who read my articles and gave me useful comments (both of you). And last, but certainly least, to John Kovalic, you can't fire me, I quit. Classifieds Continued from Page 9 REEN: HAVE a great summer. I'll miss you!! Joey. JOHN KOVALIC: I'm gonna miss you blind! Have a nice summer! Joey. DR. BILL: Have a great summer! You're great! Joey. DAVE: WHO'S going to feet Phvhrt, Bettylou and Loretta over the summer? Your fellow Divee. BOOBY, BOBBY Bo Bobby, Banana Wana wo-wobby, Fee-fi-fofobby. Bobby! ROBERT: CONGRATULATIONS on your graduation. Love Lori. HAPUfY BIRTHDAY, Jennifer dearest. Your featured partner in crime, J.K. BIG JONZ at PARADISE NORTH presents: FULL HOUSE (Top 40) Friday, May 11 9:30 pm-1:30 pm — AND — Saturday, May 12 9:30 pm-1:30 am NO COVER CHARGE with UW-Parkside I.D. Wednesday, May 16 MAINSTREAM Alabama Slammers 50* & S chnapps 50* 9:30 pm-10:30 pm Tap Beer 632-0724 2915 Romayne Ave. Off.RAPid* Dr., tjJlj J, onz JOEY? WHAT will I do without you all summer? Reen KENT: I Can't wait until the end of the semester!!! yes!! PETER MARTIN: What was that you said about the faculty? Watch out for the Ranger expose next semester. John K. LARRY DUETSCH: looks kinda like I won't be around to cut class anymore. J.K. KEN: WHAT can I say? Have a great time and f-k the authority. John. RADIO RACHEL: Keep on rockin', keep on rollin! See ya next year!! Joey. JOHN AND Kate and Patty and Bob and Michael and Tony-look out at Madison! CATHERINE AND John - Hope we'll still get to see you. We'll miss those fun excursions with you. J and J. KEN AND Jill-may your love bloom lik e the meadows and shine like the stars! STAFF 83-84 Big kisses to ya. It's been fun. J.T. FLASH: RESPIRATORY disease hits Ranger office!! Phlegm at 11. RANGER PEOPLE party with "happy Jello" at county stadiumphlegm at 11 PHVRHT, BETTY LOU and Loretta can take care of themselvesthere's all sorts o' critters running around the tunnel. PAT, CAT, J.K., Big Guy, Whit 'n Herb: The Ranger finna miss all y'all next year. O'McMacVanVonOvich, owitz, d'sonsenski. TO THE entire staff: thanks for making my return a success. Big Guy. JENNIE: CONGRATS! You'll do a good job-don't worry about it. Ken DON'T FORGET Gus' birthday party May 20. Wild time! Walk there and fly away! CALIFORNIA DREAMIN' once again, eh Whit (h ope so!) JILL: THANKS for everything. I love you! KEN? I love you, too! (FNE) Heiring and Womeldorf honored 17 Thursday, May 10, 1984 •+ Parkside alumnus Jim Heiring, who is a heavily favored hopeful for the 1984 U.W. Olympic race-walking team, will be inducted into the NAIA Hall of Fame at a banquet on Wednesday, May 23, at the University of Charleston in West Virginia. Heiring, a 1977 fine arts graduate of Parkside and a Kenosha native, is a six-time NAIA national racewalking champion (three indoor and three outdoor) and an eighttime Ail-American in the two-mile and 10-kilometer walks. He is currently living at the Olympic Training Center in Colorado Springs, where he is training for the Olympic Trials set for June. In 1980, Heiring made the U.S. Olympic race-walking team by taking first place in the 20-kilometer walk in the Olympic Trials. The U.S., however, boycotted the 1980 Olympic Games. Heiring is heavily favored in the upcoming Trials. He is considered America's best in the 20-kilometer walk, the shorter of two distances contested in the Olympics. Heiring becomes the fourth Parkside athlete to be inducted into the NAIA Hall of Fame. The others are Lucian Rosa, track and field, and wrestlers Bill West and Ken Martin. Earlier this year Heiring set a world record while winning the two-mile race walk at the U.S. Indoor Championships in New York, walking the distance in 12:11.21 to break the old record of 12:13.3 3 set by Ray Sharp, also a former Parkside walker. Last year he set the world indoor record in the 1,500 meter walk and in 1982 set the American record in the 20-kilometer walk and was named the United States Walker of the Year. A Bradford High School alumnus, Heiring also will be inducted into the newly-established Kenosha Public Schools' Athletic Hall of Fame on Saturday, May 5. Spring fitness St. Luke's run Erik Womeldorf, a junior member of Parkside's basketball team, has been selected as a member of the 1983-84 NAIA Academic All- Emphasizing family, fun and fitness, the 1984 S t. Luke's Blue and Gold Lakeshore Family Run will take walkers and runners on a course through the hospital's beautiful lakeshore neighborhood. This year's run/walk will be held on Saturday, May 12 at 8:30 a.m. in observance of National Hospital Week. The scenic route begins at Gateway Technical Institute's lakeshore parking lot at 11th Street and finishes at East Park in front of G ateway. A five-mi le walk has been added this year on the course, which includes the picturesque DeKoven Foundation along its route. Also new are the comfortable M.A.S.H.-like blue surgical scrub tops guaranteed to all runners and walkers who pre-register before May 9. Registrations will be accepted until 6 p.m. May 11 at the St. Luke's main lobby. Fees are 87 for adults; $4 for children 11 and under. Entry forms and waivers are available at St. Luke's lobby, the Auxiliary Gift Shop, sporting goods stores, schools, health centers and public libraries. The Blue and Gold Lakeshore Family Run will include a two-mile run and walk, a five-mile run and walk, a wheelchair division and categories for all ages. Trophies are given t o first place winners in each category; ribbon awards are presented to second and third place runners and walkers. Categories for race-walkers are not s cheduled because of the limited number of participants. v In addition to encouraging all serious runners to compete in Racine's first spring running event, St. Luke's run/walk organizers added the longer five-mile course for the brisk-paced walkers in the area. The two-mile walk attracts others with more limited stamina. "Walking briskly is a highly recommended form of exercise that actively involves hundreds of people in this area. Giving awards for walkers as well as runners in our unique family wellness event acknowledges the value of this healthy and fun form of physical activity," said Luan Wells. St. Luke's Community Services coor- - dinator. For more information, call 636- 2790 or 636-2810 during regular weekday business hours. Vet's Run The second annual five-mile "Fun Run," sponsored by Parkside's student Veterans' Organization, will be at 9 a.m. on Saturday, May 19, starting under the bridge linking Molinaro Hall and the Union Building over Inner Loop Road. Entry in the run is 86 in advance adn 87 the day of the event. Advance registration deadline is Friday, May 11. Cost includes a "Vets' Fun Run" T-shirt, and two passes for beverages. Proceeds of the event will go to the Muscular Dystrophy Association, the Disabled Veterans of American organization, the Parkside Child Care Center, and Parkside Vets' Organization. Registration forms are available at the Parkside Union Information Center and at sports shops and health spas in Kenosha, Racine and Milwaukee. The top three runners in both the men's and women's (age 19 and older) divisions will be awarded trophies. The top two finishers in the youth (15 to 18) and children's division (14 and under) will receive medals. For more information call the Parkside Veterans' Services office at 553-2296 or Vets' Organization president Rich Welbon at 554-1866 at 5 p.m. American Basketball Team. Womeldorf, a junior majoring in business management and computer science, has a 3.62 cummulative gradepoint average on a 4.0 scale. He was the only Wisconsin college player named to the 30-member team. A 6-foot, eight-inch, 220 pound center-forward, Womeldorf averaged 11.3 points and 7.2 rebounds per game as a sophomore, an8 during the 1983-84 season he averaged 12.3 points and 7.5 rebounds per game. A native of Mound, Minn., Womeldorf has been named co-captain of the squad by his teammates for the 1984-85 season. Womeldorf joins Laurie Hess (volleyball) and Mike Muckerheide (wrestling), both of Kenosha, as Parkside athletes who have earned Academic Ail-American status for the 1983-84 school year. Next year there will be an official "Parkside Track and Social Club." If you want to join this club call Andy Serrano at the Phy-Ed Building. The aim of the club is to promote physical fitness through running and social activities. Scholarships Continued from Page 6 Hohensee, Linda Jacob, Susan I. Leih, Patricia Lenz, Patrick A. Luchack, Kimberly A. McLeod, Susan M. Miller, Elaine Pachal, Steven J. Panizza, Janet Payne, Steven Pfarr, Gail Pomeroy, Linda Randelzhofer, Peggy Rasmussen, Susan Sorenson, Anahid Soukeyasian, Gregory A. Spencer, Barbara A. Wallace, Elisa K. Weeks, Denise L. Wilcox. From other cities: Jeff Ashton, Gurnee, 111.; Marguerite McClelland, Waukegan, 111.; and Erik Womeldorf, Mound, Minn. I with SAY LOVE YOU, MOTHER FLOWERS miem SINCE 1908 637-6558 2,19, Sixth Street •.Downtown Racine Med. Tech Bowl Students from St. Luke's Hospital Medical Technology Program finished second to Marshfield St. Joseph Hospital in the "Student Bowl" competition sponsored by the Wisconsin Assocition for Medical Technology (WAMT). St. Luke's team defeated a team from the University of Wisconsin- Madison in the semi-finals to advance to the championship game. The competition was held at the state meeeting of the WAMT in Eau Claire on April 27. The Student Bowl is a questionand- answer competition for students in medical laboratory science education programs. Twenty teams from throughout the state entered the competition. Preliminary rounds were held April 7. St. Luke's team members are all University of Wisconsin-Parkside seniors who will earn a B.S. degree in Medical Technology upon completion of the clinical program at St. Luke's. Team members are: Patricia Slater, Genoa City (Captain), Sue Leih and Tim Helling, Racine, Jenny Lowrance, Kenosha and Cadie Lindstrand, Paddock Lake. Dona Driscoll fund Senior Middle distance runner Dona Driscoll has received an invitation to join the U.S. National Track Team, through the International Sports Exchange, to run in selected meets in West Germany this summer. She is leaving either in June or the beginning of July. She needs financial assistance to travel to Europe, and she is looking for organizations to help sponsor her, as well as private donations from businesses or citizens. All sponsorship and donations should be sent to: UW-Parkside Athletic Department c/o Dona Driscoll Box 2000 Kenosha, WI 53241 All donations are tax-deductible. ORCHARD COURTS STUDENT SPECIALS FROM *120 PER MONTH* MODERN 4 LO FT" APARTMENTS • Appliances • Heat & Water • Carpeting • Electricity • Drapes • Parking • Furniture • Laundry facilities RESERVATIONS FOR FALL TERM By contacting the manager, you can actually be sure of meeting your housing needs in advance of t he fall semester. SEPTEMBER 1, 1984 THRU MAY 31, 1985 RENTAL OFFICE HOURS Daily 1 pm to 5 pm Sun. 1 pm to 4 pm PHONE 553-900_|H Professionally managed by THE LANDLORD LTD. •Based on Double Occupancy 18 Thursday, May 10, 1984 RANGER Baseball Men win championship Spiegelhoff takes an inside pitch. In photo at right, Hoppe (catcher) goes after the ball. Monday May 7 was a big day for the UW-P men's baseball team. The Rangers beat Lakeland 10-5, and in doing so became the WICA Champions. On Saturday, May 12 they will play either UW-Stout or River Falls for the District 14 Championship. Joel Meier had the opportunity to show his stuff by hitting 3 for 5, two of them triples. Randy Speigelhoff, batting 2 for 5, had the only Parkside home run. Also hitting well were Scott Brooks, Scott Brzenk, Tom Weipert, and Brian Hoppe, all hitting 2 for 4. Sean Patterson was the winning pitcher. In seven innings he struck out seven Lakeland batters and had a 2 earned run average. On Saturday, May 5, the Rangers held a slam fest beating Concordia 15-5. Tom Weipert and John Hyatt both had home runs that day. Duane McLean was 3 for 4, and Dave Schwartz 3 for 5. Pitching for the Rangers was Don Elverman. >5 The Parkside Union FINALS WEEK DINING ROOM- regular HOURS LSII^III^VJ nvvm. THRU MAY 17 CLOSED MAY 18 OPEN JUNE 18 r TT1 SEMESTER BREAK CLOSED SUMMER SCHOOL 7:30 a.m. - 6:00 p.m. COFFEE SHOPPE : REGULAR HOURS REGULAR HOURS CLOSED UNION SQ. GRILL: CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED UNION SQ. BAR • REGULAR HOURS CLOSED 11 a.m.-5:30 p.m. MON. THRU THURS. 11 a.m.-2 p.m. FRIDAYS DCP PCMTCD- REGULAR HOURS KsEIV I Cn. MON. THRU FRI. 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. SAT. CLOSED SUNDAY CLOSED 7 p.m. - 10 p.m. MON. THRU FRI. CLOSED SAT. & SU N. SWEET SHOPPE I CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED Tennis closes in winning form The Parkside men's tennis team returned to winning form with two match victories last week. On May 2, Parkside traveled to Gray's Lake, 111. to play Lake County College. The matches were played in 47 deg ree weather, but that didn't bother UW-P at all. Parkside took three out of six singles matches and all three doubles matches en route to a 6-3 match victory. The most interesting match of the day was the one between Dan Birch of UW-P and Tim Conners of Lake County. The final score was 6- 0, 0-6, 6-2 in favor of Birch. Other singles winners for Parkside were Mike Roszkowski and Chris Walley. The Rangers traveled north to Mequon on May 3 to take on Concordia College. This match was played in cold, rainy conditions. The heaviest rains held off until after the singles matches, but all three doubles matches were rained out. The singles matches were dominated by Parkside, as only one man lost his match. All but one match needed only two games. The longest match of the day was the one between Mike Roszkowski of UW-P and Frank Menon of Concordia. Roszkowski lost the first game 6-1, b ut came back to win the last two games 6-3, 6-3. As a result of these two wins, Parkside's record stands at 6-7, only one game below .500. A fter a 1-6 start, the Rangers have won five of their last six team matches. RANGER Host Bi-district tournament by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor The women's softball team easily won the District tournament in Green Bay May 3-5. The games against Green Bay were won 9-2 and 18-3. The women just out-hit Green Bay. The second game went only five innings because if a team scores over 10 runs in 5 innings the game ends. The women had 17 hits for 18. They got one home run, two triples and two doubles. The triples were hit by Jackie Rittmer and Renee Spear. Renee Spear also hit a double and Ann Althaus hit one. Janet Koenig was pitching that game, and she hit one over the fence for a home run, the first over the fence home run Coach Linda Draft has seen in her seven years as coach. "Weather-wise it was a great day to play ball. We hit the ball very well. It was one of our best days," Coach Draft commented. Before the District tournament, the team's luck was just good. They played two double headers, one against Valparaiso University and one against Carthage. They beat Valparaiso 4-0 and 11- 0, which also went only 5 innings In the 4-0 game Michelle Martino pitched and only gave up one hit. In the second game Valpo was out hit 5 to 1. Draft said, "Our bats were very hot, we just out hit them." Carthage suffered the same fate as Valparaiso University being out hit 12-1 and 15-1. In the second game the women had 17 hits and Laurie Hall hit a triple. The team will be spending this week preparing for the Bi-District championship being hosted by Parkside. The games will be played the best 2 out of 3. Whoever wins two will be the winner of the tournament and advance to nationals. If Parkside wins the tournament this will be the fourth year in a row they have gone to nationals. Competing with Parkside for this honor Soccer program changes by Robb Luehr - ^ Parkside's soccer program was dealt a severe blow last month when coach Hal Henderson announced that he was leaving Parkside to take the head soccer coach and trainer positions at St. Leo College in St. Leo, Florida. In his 12 years here, he has developed the Rangers into one of the best soccer teams in the Midwest. They have been in the NAIA area finals in each of the last five years and have consistently been in the top 10 nationally. Now that Henderson is leaving, there is a question of what will happen to the soccer program at Parkside. To answer that, Ranger spoke to both Henderson and Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl, as well as some of the players themselves. According to Dannehl, Parkside has accepted "a lot" of applications for the position of head trainer. UW-P is also actively looking for a coach for soccer. Dannehl also said that the position will be a part-time position, at least for the time being. No mattter what the coaching situation will be, Dannehl said, "We expect the soccer program to continue pretty much the way it has. We will have the same basic schedule as before." He also said that Henderson has established a solid base from which to work and this will make transition easier. "There is no reason why the Mbcer program can't continue as it is, depending on whether or not they get a full-or part-time coach." Henderson said. "A part-time orach would not help the program. I would be disappointed if they went with a part-time man." Henderson also stated that some of the new players he recruited are going to Florida with him, and a few are coming to Parkside. There are several players .whose futures are up in . the air as of now, according to Henderson. "I believe that Parksi- * de will have a relatively strong team, but the key to the season will be a new coach." Henderson would like to see the university hire another man to do the same jobs he has done, combination trainer and coach. His ideal choice as a successor would be a former student of his, whom he didn't name. A few of the soccer players had comments about the soccer situation. Senior Don Theisen said this could be "a good change, but it is bad that he is leaving now. He built us into a respectable team." Don Matanowski, who has completed his eligibility and is staying as a student assistant trainer, said the program "is being left at a dead end. It would have been nicer if Hal had said earlier that he was leaving. There hasn't been much recruiting for us." Sophomore Jeff Fischer wasn't sure of his status because of the change. "It doesn't look good right now; I'm not sure if I'll be back." Junior Andy Buchanan stated that the soccer program "has been set back about five years." Without Henderson the Rangers "won't be competitive against Division I teams as in the past." Much of the Rangers' schedule was against Division I schools (Parkside is the only Division II school in a collegiate soccer conference consisting of five teams), and because of the lack of competitiveness against these schools, Parkside's place in the team rankings could be in jeopardy. In addition, some of next year's schedule has been cut. A few away games are being dropped from the schedule. The decision to leave is especially dificult for underclassmen. They have to choose between starting over with a new way of doing things and possibly going somewhere else with, an established program . or' leaving school altogether.- (which no one has yet to achieve in the league) is Carnegie State. One of the teams expected to give Parkside competition is Winona. So far this season they have a 21-5 record. They beat Parkside last year on our home field. This year we have the home field advantage again. One of Winona's strong points is a good hitting ball club. They also have a better record this year despite losing a key short stop and second base player. "We have more desire to beat them. Last year we went extra innings. We have a lot to prepare for, we have a real challenge on our hands," Coach Draft said. The team is ready now. They are close to their peak. Draft commented, "I think we're there. The way the bats are moving we should get the points." The games will be played at noon and 2 p.m. at Petrifying Springs on Friday. "I hope every one at Parkside will take advantage of a nice day and come and cheer us on," Draft said. NAIA nationals Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Track members qualify by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor This past weekend at the Chicago Track Club a few more memberrs of the men's track team qualified for the outdoor NAIA nationals in Kansas City, Kansas. Fred Knock achieved a new personal best in the 400 meters (quater mile). He broke the 50 second mark, a goal he's been working at for a while. His newest time is 49.8 seconds. He will be able to be a real competitor in the upcoming national competitions. Ted Miller qualified for the NAIA national marathon. He broke his personal best in the 10,000 meters by 30 seconds. He is pleased with his performance. He's also broken personal best times in the 5000 meters. Miller is capable of running at least a 2 hour 25 minute marathon. He is expected to place well at nationals. Coach Lucian Rosa commented, "Right now Ted is running very strong, he does well in practice, and has been breaking personal records." He will probably compete against 30-35 runners. George Kapheim and Marie Hunt are also going to nationals. Both of them qualified a few weeks earlier at Northwestern. Both will run the 10,000 meter run (6.2 miles). Kapheim will also be running in the 5,000 meter (3.1 mi.). "Both have been running the second half of the race very strong. They are mature and have the experience for national competition. Kapheim and Hunt were at the NAIA indoor nationals earlier this season. As of now they are ranked 6th and 5th respectively. At least three of the four race walkers have qualified for the nationals also. Qualifiers are Mark Manning, Andy Kaestner and Rod Condon. Also expected to qualify is Mike Rohl. The men are expected to run well at nationals. Rosa is hoping for a top ten position in the NAIA this seeason. Next season should be competitive with added maturity, experience and depth. A tough team is in the process of building. ATHLETE OF THE WEEK Senior Middle Distance Runner DONA DRISCOLL of Muskego had an excellent week. The 3-time NAIA All- American won 3 races and took one second place. At the Whitewater Invitational on Wed., April 25. Miss Driscoll won the 800m run in her season's best of 2:21.6 and then came back 45 minutes later to win the 3000m run in 10:52.3 The following Saturday at the Elmhurst College relays, she continued her excellent work with another victory in the 800m with a fine 2:17.7 time, and again came back in the 3000m with a second place of 10:38.8. She was tied with her team mate. Sarah Hiett, but Hiett was given the victory. Over the next few weeks. Dona will be pointing for NAIA Nationals, where she plans to run the 1500m and 3000m. NOW OPEN FOR THE SUMMER SEASON. PARKSIDE UNION CAMPING RENTALS • 2 MAN TENTS • 4 MAN TENTS • SLEEPING BAGS • GROUND PADS • GAS HEATERS • GAS LANTERNS • COOK STOVES • COOKING KITS • ICE CHESTS • WATER JUGS • CANTEENS • VITTLE KITS • CAMP SHOVELS • BELT AXES • HUNTING KNIVES • POCKET KNIVES • COMPASSES • FIRST AID KITS • FLASHLIGHTS • CAMP STOOLS • FISHING RODS • FISHING NETS • FISH BASKETS ADVANCE RESERVATIONS NECESSARY . 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 29 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Profs' 'real' wages drop - Recommendation unfair to Parkside faculty - Shea Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of WiscoDSio.Parkside Profs' 'real' wages drop Recommendation unfair to Parks ide faculty:Shea by JoluJ Kovalic Feoture Editor The real wages of assistant pro- (esson have fallen by over a quarllr since 1m. In the same time perIld the real wages of both associ. .1.and full professors has fallen by rougbly the same amount. This mears that an average professor at Parkslde hs seen his standard of liv- IIlC falldramatically over the last 12 years These figures, cited in a recent "udy by Parkside Associate Professor of Etonomics Lany Duetsch, IIIClude au full-time faculty. except- IbI the chancellor. vice-chancellor iIId the associate deans. A recent report by the Governor', Faculty Compensation Study CommlUee recommends that dlinges in UW faculty salary be mad< on order to bring salaries in .... with those of faculty at other ~ universities. However. James Shea, chairman "the UniVersity Committee which tI studying faculty salaries. has <ailed, this report unfair to Parkside ""Ity S~.. , professor of Geology, thonlts that 'uch changes will only h.1.. an adverse affecl on the fac' ,Ity and ,t,denls here. "What they've done," S3Jd Shea "is to break down the salaries i.nt~ three groups and compare tbe groups system-wide." The breakdown into full associ. ate and assistant professor salaries is one of the main problems With the report, according to Shea "Why by rank? They assume au the ranks have the same meaning throughout the UW system. whicb they don't," he said. "At Parkside, we have an extremely conservative system of promotion to full professor There certainly haven't been very many promotions since I've been here," The policy of conservative promotions keeps the average salary of both full and assocsate protessors relatively high, when compared to the rest of the system, said Shea. In fact, the average salary 01 a full professor at Parkside IS about $2000 higher than the median salary in Ihe group co>ered by the Gover· nor's ComnuUee report. Tbe bottom hne, Shea indicated. is that instead of receiving as much as $406,000 in 'catch-up' money. Parkside may receive as little as $43,000 or aboul a 1.1 percent aver· age raise increase per penon. opposed to a 9.9 percent incr~ "What they're ,aying:' sa.d Food service cuts employees by JeD. Tualdeict service try to use as many students News EdItor as possible. but the number IS llmited due to the employ .. union con- One Union employee has been tract. He added that st~t hours :: oil and one 'tudent employee can be exteaded by catenng. S been let go from Heritage Food "Hopefully business WID poet up' rsterns, the campus food service. and we can bring everybody. bact'. ~~nc to Pat Nora, Food Nora said. Desptte the drop In busi· ~ 'ICC Manager, the layoff was ness. Nora does not foresee ~y .... ~USCd by a drop in business in the nificant increase in food pnces 011 ilion Dining Room, Union Square campus. "Food prices are gouII. to :: the .Coffee SluJppe. Nora said go up but not drasticall~= the ,business usually drops during Ithink we remam Juste are not the __ I~~ semester due to a lower we were ~t year. W uw Syst "~,vw,.... t. ltighest priced In the , Cl'?' witelt IS a cyclical thing with us but we're not the lowest - - re .. re every year we can predict the middle:' be said ~ the laYOff, are going to have Nora feels that il has been a:= take Place and the people under. year for food semce, and end 01 ~ that." said Nora. "I don't like specials are P~ r:.~~ May 4. lba e. layoff, because it means the semester. " . Bananas" be t bllSlness is not what it 'hould there WIll be a . GoinC Room rnor8eheve me, if Icould keep ten special In the U:;: DuunIl one ro e people working all year where ,Iudenls purchase bathlUld, I WOuld.It is just the fact of of the food Items COO, laIJWICBi<: Pen \ayeoIffsOOd', will receive a ree do .. rVlc,~ operallon that nanas will asla be "Study Break" St OCCur. There U· Square and beoalIden\s' work hours have also specials in thed",=the last week CUI back In lood services, ae- Coff.. Sboppe w.... week <lInIiII& to Nora. He siad thai food of scbOoI and dunDll fiDaIs • Shea, ·1S·Look Ialow ,.,.... Ixulty is eanunc Ieoa. '" lIo!n's ..... percent pay . 'aod lbe1 eap«t that to bnnc III up to f "e're :z:; pertelt down Shea quoled DvetsdJ's report and pointed I I saIarw:s for lull professors al Parkside -.. down in real doIIan from SUo .. 1974 to 59.1 today "We can abo cot fooled by real and nonuoal ...... " Shea said ., ommaI have.-_ led smre 1m, but real ...... declined by ..... a qa:ut2r ".~ lot of people _ al Parbide are -aw,. WltiaIIy I...than they dod YftR At a tune 01 tbeIr hfe _ people wouJd be fSPO<WlC 10 eom a bll more, lbe1 re eeumc Iess." In the IoIlI term. limo,... s . people ler are DOl faculty, a<eordulg 10 "Sunply speaking, )..... pay for Ml«. you ply ..,..'1 be 10 _ tile 01 faculty you I In torms 01 .Iy and ltit_ It. III the _ 01 the sludealJ SlId the tupaytn to eet cood people are do _II: said In Doetsch s .. port • trend DOled was lIlal of Parlside larv\ty .-. wbo ..... teadwlc awards. or - ior scboIar .wards - tile -_ 01 Partside' fxuJty - __ decbne In real .... been abool 17 percent ..- 1m, wbereu 01 tile .. facWty .-..ben ,till at Partside ... 01 these annls. the __ real Cerda ...... P..-: Gusken open forum ( Vandals attack Park ide Student group holdawar Movie review: Hlcema HThe Miser" continue perfor Loop 500 a roUBe g ucce Profs' 'real' wages drop Recommendation unfair to Park ide facu by John Kovalic Feature Editor The real wages of assistant pr<r I rs have fallen by over a quarter smre 1972. In the same time pethe real wages of both a ociand full professors has fallen by hly the same amount. This ns that an average professor at de hs seen his standard of livlall dramatically o er the last 12 rs These figures, cited in a recent d) by Parkside iate Profesof Economics Lany Duetsch , lude all full-time faculty , exceptchancellor. vice-ehancellor the associate deans . recent report by the Goverrs Faculty Compensation Study Committee recommend that es 1n UW faculty salary be In order to bnng salaries in with those of faculty at other em univers1ties . However, James Shea, chairman of the University Committee which tud)'lng faculty alaries, ha lled this report unfair to Parkside tty hea, professor of Geology. that such changes will only n adverse affect on the facand tudent.s here. Food service cuts einployees by Jenme Tunldei New Editor ~ nion employee h been ope off and one student employee been let go from Heritage Food tl'ms, the campus food service. A. Ording to Pat Nora, Food ce Manager, the layoff was INSIDE U . by ~ drop in business in the on Dirung Room, Union Square 1 lhe _Coffee Shoppe. Nora satd 1 b~ness usually drops during olkinng semester due to a lower ent. "It is a cyclical thin with u. e ery year we can predict n the layoUs are going to have e Place and the people und rlo that." said Nora. "I don't l.ixe make layoffs because it means busin is not what it hould Believe me, if I could keep ten r ore People working all year ~ d I WOuld . It is just the fact of fOOd service operation that )'Off do OCCUr." bdents• wort hours have also ~t back in food services, acto ora . He siad that food Vandal attack Student group Movie re 0 • iew: Loop 00 a ro aw perfor g z n....'. ILetters to the Editor I Who's 'name withheld'? DowFAkJr. Dar-. IIIJ lbrft ,.,on at U W hr' ......... .-I tIw -Jaritlr of ftIDcIr .w , r n pnaled ... ...... tIw Itt1en lD tIw _ ..., '" tIw Itt1en wee ..- .." N.- ilWlejd" Wllo is "Nome ...,. 'r- ...... MIl II IeoIt ,. tMna MId _ With "Nanw ~" II • Nome WltbIwId" _ or '-II, bIod: or~._ tn<aIate or or lIIIDply "'IUs 1>0< _? ". ill wi,alit,. IDd it would .b.o.~.-.-for .,..uaIs ID 0ttIIr .." ~ ........ ., _', _ ID _. "_ iIbIleId" ~ tIw ..,.. _ -,-,0 II tIw ....... form 01 cow_' Faculty salaries c ._ ...... ' awboopoo-t-_ .- "OIIIy" 1Jl • _," d DwlKh. "PansIdo'. r.noIty 11M ....... '~ ...w' ..._ n • .." 110Ib<illc 'S t t·.-.ell" 1Jl • _. SIoeso ..- tbIt tho '"""" .." tIw Gooonor·. Commlllft _ an "~b6ed ........... dIAst ... ·• lor "-- Io<aIt) WIllI tIw slate II teIIiIc _ doIIIs ill ~ aDd K_lItb1t )OO'J'f ID bavf ID pul up with a tJUr6.rat. system. beca_ thai's aD tbo7'J'f .... ID IaDd )00." said Correction Two typocrapIUaI enon wee "-,. .III tIw Indoa Tnp story last ",. Taj MabaI _ built III lIDO. 110I 1. as tIw story ltalod AIoo. Ijlpbcaboa __ lor tIw tnp IS Od_ 15. III)( NaY I Rancor ~ \be typocrapIUaI omn. Write a Letter to the Editor , ~ It's time to drink it up Silly thoughts {rom the man in ch,¥ge: Monday's opt'II lorwn with Cbancfllor Alan (iusJun pI'O\'ed to bo \be same 01' thing. Nol only was the crowd .... the same (small), bul even \be people who altftldod are the same ones who ALWAYS altend the OOCl a serneste!' eo;enl Oh, wen, at least some people botbos- to C2J'f. One U>1..... l1nI note from the lorum was one 01 the f.. wps Guslun bas eYer made spealting to a crowd. (Alter au.• boIIeYe bo's cbost-wrilten several public ..... v"C lextbooks-boy. can he t.alk. You don'l even have ID ask hun a question. Just cJ,ance al him once aDd oU he coes.• ) But anyway, a liUle while after denouncing the "free.-fIowin& alcoholic .... er.I8es .. on campus and say- UlI that Paltside is "an educallonal inslllulion. nol a bar." Gustin acIdnssed the ISSUe of lbe Big Brother t.avern league, which IS wailing to po""," on Parkside and its alcohol the rust chance il gets. <Those jealous _.lbem.) TaItmc aboullhese oulslde Ulfluences, GusJtin menbooed tbat "we don't encourage anybody other than students ID dnnIt (out herel." As they say in Chancellor ac:booI. Big AI "Oops." ThaI's OK. we don'l always belieYe )'OU anyway. ********** Speaking about encoUl'1lilJ1g studeots to booze it up - be sure ID renembe< thai you only have unlll the end of this senester lo do it In comlort, .so be SUIe to st.art early (I rsIl, chdn'l say thai - I was misquOIedl ....Ipolioes WIll t.ake effecl next semester. Arnone 1M MW Ilens mclude: no more pitchers of heft. no It'IOI'e carafes and half caraIes of "";ne and don'l forget. only ODe alcoholic .... erag. per persOn (01 IepI ace. o( <our'Se) per trip to the bar. 'Ibis Ialest Ilem _three very useful purposes: burrunc oIf those aJcoholic calories WIth aU 01 that - .... Iearrung how nol to be pallenl by bemg consumed by the coneestJon althe bar; and supplymg the campus sticty-rmgen WIth au o( your valuables and/or boob when eYerybody (rom your t.able has to go up to the bar ID order to get aoo!her round. ~ ~ •__ .•_.. EdiI:.- ... ~TuIlieItz_ .... _ _ .• ~ • Job 1[_ - F_. EdiIor '01 PIIrida 0mlb6e_ _ Spom F.dit« C Mkbel KaiIas___ ,, ... ..~ F.dit« ,. Dow cE ...._ .-"c.".EdiIa AM,8u t __ _ .... M. Cd CM' c.Claallft_ .__ _Mwa 55 aMe I" Jill wwme, .NWIa t:MItriIIetioi U•• scer Pat • _AlIt. B $ Ma Sib WRl'I'ERS Kari Dillon. Bob Kiesling. Carol KorteDdtc:t. JeCl Leiswii Rick Laebr, Robb Luellr, 1M"Oberbnmer. Toay Racers, Bill Stou-- pard. idt Thome. SaraII Uhlig PHOTOGRAPHERs Itar& Cairo, Todd lferbot. Kara TraIel by Ken Meyer, Editor And who said that next year won'l be any IUD' I chd.) I can'l let *las*l w*ee*k's*i*nfa*mo*us*5*th Annual51_ Awards Banquet pass by withoul a menllon. Believe it or not, it was an enjoyable one. I've beeI al all five of Ihe "fun" events excepl for Iasl year. but from whal I hear ahoul thai one. I'm glad f WIS m I Paltist.anian jail althe time. This year. 10and beboId I success was achieVed. Even the yearly "enter'taJDdl slide present.allon was good. Bul (of course) there was one major disappooJIIJIlO thai made the olherwise successful event only a IIll1dIy successful one: those lhin~s that were supposed III br black olives were hard and tasteless enolll:h to _ members 01 the PSGA Senale. In next week's final edition of the Ranger: Serious thoughts {rom the IIIJII in charge. er o the Editor I me withheld,? • a ares ect·o Write a Letter to the Editor It's time to drink it up from the man in cb~rg_e : forwn with Cbancellor Alan Uuskln ol ' thing. only was the small), but en the people who AL A VS attend the t Oh , well at least IKMlle people WR by Ken Meyer, Editor And who said that next year won't be -any fun did .) ********** I can't let last week's infamous 5th Annual Awards Banquet pass by without a mention Believe it or not, it was an enjoyable one . J' at all five or the " fun" events except for last ye,r , fro11_1 what I hear about that one, I'm glad I • • P tanian jail at the time. This year. lo and behold.• ~ was achieved . Even the yearly "entertailill slide presentation was good. But (of course ) there was one major diSA~ that made the otherwise successful event only • uct'eSSful one: those things that were supposed 10 black olives were hard and'tasteless enough to members of the PSGA Senate. In next week ·s final edition of tht &nger: Serious thoughts from the maa in charge. 3 Thursday, May 3, 1984 Gen Con stimulates area economy The annual Gen Con convention DC war and fantasy game enthusiasts beld at Parkside pumped $614,000 into the local economies of Kenosha and Racine last summer. shows a study conducted by Parkside professon and students. Ceo Con (pronounced Jen Kon) is sponsored eacb August by TSR jne., 01 Lake Geneva, makers 01 the eoormously successful Dungeons & DragOllS role-playing lantasy game. The study, directed by James Rovelslad and Judy Vibnain, both Parkside business professors, was conducted last August during Gen Con XVI. Some 6,000 persons attended. A team of Parkside business management students interviewed nearly 600 Gen Con participants, aslUng questions that sought to detennine who the garners were and how they spent their money. According to the study, 93 percent of the Gen Con participants came from outside Kenosha and Racine counties. represented nearly every state and many areas of Wisconsin, and brought new money mto the area. Most were upscaled young males who were either students or had professional or managerial jobs. the .tudy said. Most had at least two years of college. The study said the garners and their guests .pent a total 01 about '1.4 million over the four days of the convention. Of that amount. $614,000 went directly into the eoonom.ies of Kenosha and Racine througb the purchases 01 goods and services such as plI, lood, lodging. car maintenance and recreational activities. More than half of the money James Revelstad went out of the two-county area, the study shows, either to businesses in other areas of the state ($268,- 000) or to businesses out of state ($487,000). Most 01 that money went to the dozens of game vendors who sold their wares at a trade show during the convention. Rovelstad, who directs the newly established Parkside Center for Survey and Markeling Research, said it might be possible lor local businesses to even further increase the local liscal yield from the convention through methods such as tour groups and displays by local chambers of commerce del.ailing the many activities, events and recreational opportunities available in the Kenosha-Racine area. "There are a lot of things people can do in this area:' Rovelstad said. "Everything from Iishing to touring. There are plenty 01 parks, historical sites and commercial facilities that can be pleasant ways to spend an afternoon. There are good theaters, restaurants and otber fonns of entertainment available. You've got to let people know what's out there." Former prof dies Emeritus assistant prolessor 01 Englisb Bernard P. Porzak died April 6 in Sedona, Ariz., where he had lived since retiring lrom Parkside in 1971. He had taugbt for 25 years at the UW Racine campus and llJen at Parkside and was an organizer and officer of the Racine- Kenosha Branch 01 the American Civil Liberties Union. He received his undergraduate degree at Wabash College and the graduate degree at the University 01 Dlinois. SuIVivors include his wife Betty, who also taught Eng1isb at the lormer Racine campus, and a son and daughter-in-law, James and Anneke Ponak of Los Gatos, Calif. RANGER Vandalism makes mark on campus What ..menliaJ need does vandalism fill? Is it cheap thrills lor bored professors, a release for lrustnted freshmen, a display 01 power for wimps or is it just soeething to do? One area laking its lair amount 01 scribbled tables, ripped chairs and dismanUed bathrooms in the library. Director of the Library Learning Ceoter, HanneIore Rade<, bas also WO<ldered this berse1f, especially with the incrase 01 vandalism in the library. Rade< leels tbis has been the worst year ever' lor vandalism, "Vandalism ranges from tape marks on the waU (paint peels when they're removed) to an entire demolished area," said Jack Dudley, director 01 the Pbysical Plant. He agrees with Rader about the increase in vandalism lately, yet he still believes that Parkside is one of the best lookinl universities in the UW system. This semester alone, seven cases 01 vandalism have been reported. Some of the cases were torn couches, fluorescent tubes removed from the Ughts and the lncreasingly popular lad of destroying the men's bathrooms Since the scbool has up to a $300 deductible, most of the vandaliJm goes UDreCOrded, yet aU 01 it costs the scbool. Accordinc to Rader, this destruction ultimately costs the student. Rader said that library _ty Is minimal_ "The stafl watches, but we can't cover three: floors too well. We're wortiDI with .iii 'barebottom' personnel," added Rade< Assistant director of Security Vin· cent Gigliotti, _ Wlth Rade<, adding that it's diIficuIt to ha.., someone patrol the area _nUy and almost Impossible to cateb someone in the act 01 vandalism. Union Director DiU Niebuhr has seeD DO increase of vandalism in the Union, whicb be atlriboles in part to past precaulioaary measures. New Union lurniture will be "vandalism proof:' because it's al· most impossible to slit open. "We Iry to clean graffiti ncbt a.. y. so others cIon't add to il," said Niebuhr. Rader said, "I'm bopiDc for an increased a........... of vandalism. Let people know it's bappening and eocourace them to report or stop Rader cited by alma mater Hannelore B. Rader, director of Parkside's Wyllie Library-Learning Center, has been named a distinguisbed alumnus of the University 01 Michigan School 01 Library Science, Rader earned master's degrees in library science and German literature as weD as a bacbelor's degree in Russian and Spanish at Michigan. She recently returned to the Ann Arbor campus to accept the di'lingujs~ alumnus award and to he a featured speaker in the annual alumni-in-residence ~. She spoke on "Can We SUlVlve: The Academic Library of the 1980's." . Rader is one 01 only 31 Uruversity 01 Michigan scbool alumni to be selected as distinguished alumnI since the award was first gIVen In 1969. She came to Parkside in t980 Irom Eastern Michigan University, where she was assistant humanities librarian before being promoted to coordinator 01 the university's Center lor EducatiooaJ 1Iesclurees. Rader's expertise in bibliographic instructioa and staff development bas made her a popular speaker at major library coolerences and sbe bas published extensively on those subjects_ Recently, she was appointed editor of Reference SerW:es Review, a major library journal published by Pietiaq Press in Ann Arbor. any vandalism. t, To lurther persuade students to report crimes of vandalism, PattsIde bas a Reward Procnm- nus was >el up by the UW Risk Management C"OI'IUDittee to cave memo ben the aotbority to offer up to $100 for informatioD OIl "ndahan, theft. false ~ aIanm, anon or bomb threats. The student _ report the crime immediately and may........., anonymous. Acconlulc to Karm LouripD, Educatiaaal Services assistant, the _ committee mllSl tbU)nt ,P • ~ ..... by Dow Mdtw, -. SUA! the lnIonnatloe IS nIid and IeacIa to aD arrest After that. the P"OC'e8 of obcelD'nc tM reward Is fatrty CII'd. Dudley aDd Rader boIb ItIt thai ¥aDdaItsm Is DOl _ by the major, itJ of the _ bodJ, bot ralber a .-- lew II affects, • e... ,.... "t'se _ IotIe1 to tIot - Irnm _ ~ tIot ned•lim• I tw.rtiJy C08Nt wttII u.- st_ts," Ooadley stated Rader added, "You're really dam- ... ,..,....., ....... ,.,.. dlomaet parts of the _ •• wl) .. o • 3 Thursday, May 3, 1984 Gen Con stimulates area economy The IMllill Gen Con convention oI war and fantasy game enthus1asu held at Parkside pumped 14,000 .into the local ecooomi of Kenosha and Racine last summer. hows a study conducted by Parkside professors and students. Gen Con (pronounced Jen Kon) is nsored each August by TSR Inc., of Lake Geneva, makers of the enormously successful Dungeons & Dragons role-playing fantasy ame. The study, directed by James Rovelstad and Judy Vilmain, both Parkside busin professors. was conducted last August during Gen Con XVI . Some 6,000 persons attended. team of Parkside business management students interviewed nearly 600 Gen Con participants. king questions that sought to determine who the gamers were and how they spent their money. According to the study . 93 percent of the Gen Con participants came from outside Kenosha and Racine counties, represented nearly every state and many area of Wasconsin. and brought n w money into the area. o I were upscaled young mal ho were either students or had prof · onal or managerial Jobs . th tudy d . Most had at 1 t t o y ars of roll ge. The study said the gamers and their gu ts spent a lot.al of about SU million over the four days of the conv ntion. Of that amount. 14,000 went directly into the et'OllOrni of Kenosha and Racine through the purchases of goods nd 1 uch as , food, lodging. car maintenance and r reational ctiviU . tore th n hall of the mon y went out of the tw~unty area , the study sbo • either to busi es in other ar of the late ( 000) or to busin out of tale ($487 ,000 ). Mo t of that money went lo the dozens of game vendo who sold their wares at a trade show durin the convention , Rovel.stad , ho directs the Former prof dies Em rih1s · tant prof r of English Bernard P . Porzak died April 6 in Sedona, Ariz., where h bad lived since retiring from Park- 1de in 1971. He had taught for 2S years at the UW Racine campus and then at Parkside and was an oranuer and officer of the RacmeKenosha Branch of the American Civil Liberties Union. He received · undergraduate degree at Wabash College and th graduate degree al the Uru,.·ersity of Illinois . Survwo include his wife Betty, who also tJtught English l the former Ra ine cam • and a n and daughter-in-law. Jam and Ann e Poruk of Los Ga , Calif . Vandalism makes mark on campus d . .. l'm boplnc for increased a'llrllftt'teSS of vandalism Let people t' and «N:'t'>l.lra.e them to report or top Rader cited by alma mater H nnelor B. Rader, director of Par ide's Wyllie Library-Learning Center, h been named a d.istingui hed alumnus of the University of 1ichigan School of Library Scien e. Rader earned m ter's d gr in library science and Gennan literature as well a bachelor' degree n Russian and Spanish at M.ichi• an. he recently returned to the nn Arbor campus to accept the di tingui hect Jumnu · aw rd nd to be a featured peak.er m the annual alumru-m-residence program. She poke on " Can We urvwe: The Academic Library of the 1980' _, . . Rader is one of only 31 na, erity of Michigan school lumni ~ be l led a distinguished ~I~ ·n<'e the award was first given m 1969. . 980 he cam to Parkside in l from Ea.stem Michigan niversi_ty, here he a i tant humaruti • n.nday. MayS. 1114 5th Annual Awards Banquet Program recognizes student group members 't would have been difficult ereat- a serious car accidellt ill "-- ~ awards " said one student wbo ber, while he was serviDg ~ ~ the banquet. Chancellor president. ~ Alan Guskin and AssisWlt Chancel- In lbe put. Poereba pia lor Carla Stome were awarded active role in several ~ "WeIcom" to Miller Time" by the "None of us knows bow IIUIdl UWPDT. Stof8e wanted to make a tential.be could bave given pJ:: correction on a Ranger story. de. This year he ViOuId have """ ....... in a past article \be WrIter an obVIOUScontender lor tho D;,. told 01 seeln& her under the table tinguished Student Awan!. s...... (in \be Union) drUnI<. She amended of this. we're given him • 'POdIl this bY saying abe wasn·t intoncat- award." said Couvion. 1'ht pIaqu, ed. only pickiJl& up popcorn off lbe WI read: Phil POIfeba. Ia ....... floor. tion 01 dedicated ....... to tho 'Ibe evening closed wilb a dedi· dents of UW·Parbide. AprU ~ calion to Phil Pogreba. who was 1ft 1984. . Senate considers education budget Are you man enough to enter? C I Woman enough to buy tickets? a I - Warn Bam Singing Telegram! . 553·9095 SWim Suit - Talent. Formal Competition FABULOUS PRIZES! 25- TAPPERS WILL BE SEEN ON "NATIONAL TV'" ALSO. WILL BE AIRED ON STEVE DAHL'S UPCOMING TV SPECIAL "AN EXTREMELY LOW BUDGET PRODUCTION." ~~~~~~~iiiiiiiiiiiii;;;;;;;;;;;;;'~=== bepD With a sIlde preI<!Illalion -me tbf .... ,..... •• _1Ios aad ItIIdmt W•. maFjooIrIowotar&.alltibufUOsliDde -p. rese.-ted· -.10 to IIa .-bon, adriIen _lor laipb-' -,<. IlisIlDpIoMd Serrice Awards W8'e give to IDdividaals _ lDaa_' ." _ ..... ..,tIle oIIoer -.. • bei"I oubtaadiIIC and _Ill«. Recipiellts 01 _ W8'e' SOC-Volerie 0l00II and .lad< 1teaIper; PAB-Katb aar- _ MIke Dry; "- Suppcrt-Laun Mdrdrie and Lawm O>rist-...; PSGA-5<otI Pel..- and Teny ~.,;.....1~.31t,eD ~ aad.len- OMIt _ .-.. tile PreIi· _ Afti'd. 'nlIs award "liVeD to __ -..up qualities of a opeafk: iDdmduaI. '!be pres ~,n\s 01 d..if.f.e.f.t.D.t .... "intiae' vote on the Prot ..... Dovid Habbel received AdviIes" of the V_ Award for his _ wilb tile Parlr:Jide AsIocialion 01 CommllDlC8lDrs Admow\edgemeDts ..... gi.... to students iDvolved in lIomecommg aad Winter carnival 'Ibe Homecomin& Committee lIIC1uded: Chair· man Terry Tunks. Carla Thomas. Louis Valdejah. Dan Ga1braJlb. P2t B~ Cbud<-. J-u. Pbil· lip&, Valerie 0II0n. KeD Meyer and Pal MuDigan. People compooinC the Winter carnival Committee were: Chair· man Valerie Olson. Bill Bader. Mark Chrlst.n •• n, Deborah Dewysl. MIke Dry. Frank Gregory. CarlIle BaImo. Chris J{ammeIeV. Jad< Kemper. KeD Meyer. Jut Niet- .... aad Bruce Preston. Eocb ,.,... one student is c_ 10< bis/her emiJIoDI dedication to. tbf ICbool A -.Jed Terry Tunts received Ibis ,.,... •• boaor. "Witboul corporate spoasonhiP. -'On~Fl'1day AApnI_27 tbf 6fIII Nt- 8Mqaot_ .b.eId..8d",.Ioo.I......... is give yeor\y ! I ..... -' the .-....---....... 8ooddl' CooowIoe, Cuoo 'I Iv 01 _ -'IIJI tIliI_ is .... to II plw _ ..... ... I ed __ totbf ICbool ON.- 1lIded. "Recopt- _ 10 a ...,-. ()( ...... JOII caa _ raIIr poJ 1Ild .. tbf ___ It's jolt one """ 01 II)'- "IMab.'. "-'-I IIIe _.1 t h ..- _W8_'e ?0 •DuCAalIrala G_oI_oIr:la. ,.. IIIe t .. _ adriIen 01 "- .S.t.a.d.e,Dnt. OParrpt:nIItdroau,-. Owm-H. tet. tbf Out T_. lIIod< _ Or· poIII_. tbf ?,...-.., Part· lido "-<1M .... 01 CommUDicalon. tbf Parbide Sluclml CoYeromeo1 A-=-_ ODdRance- n. ~enlnc started off Wllb <OCttaill. pc oceecled Wllb a r.... _ aad was completed wilb \be -.10 procnm The mailer ODd __ of ceremonies ...... Buddy CouvIon aad Maril)'D BuceaboceD Tb. actual award presentation Nest week \be U.S. Senate WI lake up tile bIadIet resolution that sets rJICII ,.,... (FV)1ll85 funding li· mits for led.ral education pro- 1f8DlI. including financial aid. 'Ibe Senate's action. expected bY Coogressional s1aflto be as early as \be middl. 01 next week. Will com· p1ement _. 01 a budget resolu· llon by lb. House 01 Rep.... nla· bv.. belore Congress' holiday recess Senate Joint Budget Resolu· tion t06, being reported out 01 \be Budget Corrunittee. would provld. • NEWS EDITOR • FEATURE EDITOR • SPORTS EDITOR • PHOTO EDITOR • COpy EDITOR • ADVERTISING MANAGER • ASST. BUSINESS MANAGER • DISTRIBUTION MANAGER Requirements: UW-Parksldestudent In good standing carrying at least 6 credits per semester. Qualifications: Previous newspaper experience preferred. All positions are paid Applications available in the Ranger office D139C funding for all education programs ooIy atl~eIs \be sam' as lor FY84. rougbly .15.5 billion. Senators Bradl.y (D·New Jersey). StaUord (R·Vennonl) and Pell CD-Rhode lslandl are sponsoring an amendment to lbe budget to increase the education spending limit to .17.6 billion. companblo 10 ~ fl1 billion target cootaiDod is U. House's hudget resolulloo. Student leaders al 1ota1. lblo and national 1~e1s bave IIped~ 3 to 5 percenl real incre-. .... tilied by enrollment iDc:rases .. cent cuts and economic needs Small business pitfalls Th. piUalls of establishing a small business WI be discussed in a two-session course from 7 to 9 p.m. on consecutive Wednesdays, May 16 and 23. in Union Room 104. Total cost is f20. Advance registration is required and can be don. by calling 553-2047. ne course is designed for the potential or new small business owner or manager. but can also ,help people wilb established busi· n..... recognize areas of ....... in Iheir own operations. Arthur E. Robinson, pmidoDt 01 lbe Racine-based managemeal_ sultant linn RobinsoD. Evans IIld Associates will instruet the COUI1f The course is sponsored by Park· side's olliee of Business 0utlf8dl in lbe Business and AdminillralM Science Division; UW _. and Parkside·. Small BusiDoIIllovelopment Center. coonlioal<d ill BiD Hughes . ... Program r cognizes student group members it would have been difficult creatUIC awards," said one student who attended the banquet. Chancellor Alan Guskil'I and Assistant Cbaneel· lor Carla Stoffle were awarded "Welcome to Miller Time" by the UWPDT. Stoffle wanted to make a correction on a Ranger story, where in I past article the writer told of seeing her under the table (lD the Union) drunk. She amended this by saying she wasn't intoxicated, only picking up popcorn off the floor. a serio~ car accident in flie eftfling closed with a dedi· lion to Phil Pogreba, who was in ber, while he was serving as n.,,, president. • ,11,A In the past, Pogreba pla active role in several 0 ~ "No_ne of us knows how mueh tential _he could have given Part.. de. This year he would hav b . e an o vtous contender for the tinguisbed Student Award . of this, we're given him 1 award," said Couvion. The ~ read: Phil Pocreba. In r lion of dedicated laVice to the dents of UW-Parkside. April ~ 1984. Senate considers education budget • EWS ED TO • FEATURE ED TOR • SPORTS EDITOR • PHOTO EDITOR • COPY EDITOR • A VE T SI G ANAGER • ss B SI ESS A A ER • • DIST IBUT 0 A GER in good s a ding ca r mg leas r. p ne ce pre rred. All pos1t1ons are paid Apphcat,on av Uab n the Rang r ott·ce 0139C (undi for all education programs onl at 1 els the same as for FY84, roughly 115 .5 billion. Senato Bradley (D-New Jer- ), Stafford (R-Vennonl) and Pell D-Rhod land) are ponsoring an am1end:menl to the budget to inth education pending limit to $17.6 billion, comparable to $17 billion target contained 111 House's budget resolution. Student leaders at loral and national levels have ~ 3_ t~ 5 percent real increases art i.lif1ed by enrollment increases, r cent cuts and economic Small business pitfalls The pitfall of e tablishing a small UWIJI~ wilJ be discussed in t · n course from 7 to 9 tive Wednesdays , ay 16 d 23 , in Union Room U>-t. Tota.J cost is $20. Advance regt10n as required and can be ne by calling 553-2047. The course · d igned for the po en · l or new small busmess o r or mana er, but can also people with established busi- (II n es recognize areas of • in their own operations. Arthur E . Robinson, ~I ol the Racine-based management suit.ant finn Robinson, Evans Associates will mstruct the The course is sponsored b) Parl side's office of Business Ou in the Business and Administra Science Division; UW ElttnSIOII and Parkside's Small Busines velopment Center, coordinated Bill Hughes . Are you man enough to enter? Call~oman enough to buy tickets? Warn Barn Singing Telegram! s . 553-9095 w,:;1A Suit - Talent • Formal Competition BULOUS PRIZES! 2sc TAPPERS WILL BE SEEN ON "NATIONAL TV!" ALSO, WILL BE AIRED ON STEVE DAHL'S UPCOMING TV SPECIAL "AN EXTREMELY LOW BUDGET PRODUCTION.'' . TIIunday, May 3, 1984 Eft Job hunters must be prepared ployment and know what will make sense to your future employer in relation to the job. The next step is creating your resume. This is a general, overall view of you and your past job experiences. Linquist stressed, "The resume is not a vehicle to a job, but the vehicle to your interview:' There are three types of resumes - the cbrooological, the functional and a combination of both. The chronological lists all your past job experiences, from the past up to the present. The functional contains only those jobs that relate to your present situation. The combination is self-explanatory - it cem- • bines both methods, but the penon would stress those jobs that pertain to the desired job. "Avoid weasel words," stressed Linquist These are passive words that don't say much of anything. Such words to avoid include aided. assisted. helped. received or par. by Carol Korteudick ticipated. Other tlungs to avoid are trite, overused and self-servu>g phrases such as self confident. cost oriented. solid foundation. thoroughly trained. well versed in, linthand knowledge of. ideas penon, Uke to make tIungs happen accept responsibility and bigb-.rgy person. Lioqwst said these words tum an employer off. because: an employer wants to hear soroetlung dlIferent. Instead. said Linqwst. use aclJOll verbs Accent your resume with words that emphasize achievements. Some such words are accomplished. augmented, cernpleted, delegated. established, ... panded, launched. pinpointed. published. solved. surpervised, tnpted. unified and utilized. "When you reach the lOt..".,... you're going to be a salesperson, selling yourself in different terms than the resume,' said Linqwst. 'V,'hen j....gt!lto ~ ~ you're gotng from ob)Cctrve to jectlve. You may ... d tIIal !au maybe DOt. but that's reahry " Upon eIltermc the _, the .... ter.iewer will usaally tty to find COIIlIIlOII Il'JUDd and tbeD prOCO!ed to the topic at baud. He's _ to ... tndI: questions. to try to catdl According to Job Service's Richard Linquist. before a job position goes public. it's already been filled about 70 percent of the time. It costs an employer money to put out the ad. go through the resumes and !Dtemew people. Because of this future job hunters must prepare themselves for the changing job scene. "When you're starting to think about marketing yourself. go to a bigger labor market and do your homework. Know a tiltle of what the organization does. its mission," advised Linquist. He suggested either Milwaukee or Chicago as better. bigger job markets for graduates. Linquist listed three stages necessary for obtaining a job. Job seekers should begin with the preparation stage. Know the technical jargon or the prospective place of ern- ~FunRun' funds Vets' to rai•se CIIiId Care Coatfr and ParlJlllle'l vou·Oq ....._ ... It Rth.eptntioD I"u"f ."."Ud:":"'~~~= and .t -" sbopo _ III ~. RadM_ ""' .....kioe. '!be t4p tint --. bolIt _'J __ ·s I' IIId alder) ~ bo __ tropIDa '!be t4p two f Ia the ,...... _ I~ "1IId _I (lC__ _..... _ForvID-Of.e.I'MarmoIlool oaPaartoat 55).22lII or.. ! 1ft! Ridl II 5M-*6 Iller ~ pm. The second .annual (Jl'~mlle "Fun-Run." 3pOdHed by _. de's studellt Veterans' Orpaizaliou, will be at , a m 011 Saturday. May 19, startioC __ the bnd&e IuWng Molinaro Hall Ind the lhUoa IIwIdinC _ faDer Loop Road Entry 10 the run is 1I5 1ft advaD<e and S7 the day of the ..- M- 'IIDCe regJS1ntioo deodline is Fnday, May It Coot indIIlIes I ·Vets' Fun-Run" T-tbut _ two _ for t>evences PtO<£eds of the _ will 10 to the Muocular DtstJupI't "--- tion, the Disabled Vet....... of Amenu OrJaJUUlUOD. Parmde Mexican holiday observed Mayo and Why We CeJebreale." a famous MI!lDcaJlgenenl and his The panel will include Salamon heavily oulnlllllbend troops repuls. Flores a UW-Milwaukee education ed the Freueb for _ days at prof~r - Oscar Mireles of the "Pueblo. '!be MexicaD army lost that Fiesta P~tria Committee •an area battle. but eveDtua1ly led Mesko to Hispanic culture group; 'Art Mar- i15 indepeDdence from Fnnce. lioez, of the Spanish Centers, inc.. "'!be FIfth of May is ~ of the in Racine and Kenosha' and David most JlIlportant holidays III M.... Granados. of the area' chapter of can culture." Gomez said "It the League of United Latin AmeIi- stu>ds for the In!edom. coarace can Citizens. and iolIepeude .. e of all MexicaD Parkside sociology professor r.::peop!e=='."-----------------------------------, Lionel Maldonado will moderate the discussion. For more infonnation on these even15, call 553-2278. Teoby Gornez. a counselor 10 Parkside's office of Student Development and a coordinator of UWP's Cinco de Mayo observance. said the FIfth of May is to Mesican people wha"l the Fourth of July is to Americans. He said the celebration dates back to the 19th century Mesican- French War when. on May 5. 1862. A free public perfonnance by the cluldren's portion of the acclaimed Hispanic folk-dance troupe "EI Ballet Folklorico de Waukesha" will highlight Parkside's first observance of the traditional Mexican-independence holiday "Cinco de Mayo" (Fifth of Mayl, which is similar to America's Fourth of July celebration. The dance troupe will perform at 7:30 p.m. on Friday. May C, in the Union Square. Following the troupe's performance. the Milwaukee-based dance band "Centella." which performs contemporary pop music as well as traditional Hispanic music in both Spanish and English. will perform at 8:30 p.m., also in the Union Square. The dance is free and open to the public. At I p.m. on Wednesday, May 2. 10 Union Room 104-106. there will be a free public panel discussion lIUed "The History of Cinco de Ranger needs writer Kenosha savings and Loan PREE E I• . I'm a 22 year old high school dropout who will earn $40.000 in 1984! . 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Send check or money order for only 9.95 pos.p - d . , elude my list of books and publications co,,'e!"ng lt~ 10 ustl')ci plu~ a brief informative letter on how I got InVO V . r se~ jUSL- 2,00 for the list and my Lette~(money refu':abl~ 4. f· d) D_ Hot ... ....-.a- Eidwpa IF._ .... 1IN0t4o-r5e4r. toS:t.......K.....-o sheWI 5514. 8.. Pie ...........-allow 2-3 week::. I for deHvery. And welcome to an ex.cltmg career. In your choice of TWOgreat accountsl 593S 11 Aft • 661"" West s.de-1S3S ~ BlI'#.8141-' _1,",_ --..no!>2nd $I ~'20 South s.de-1D35 22ncf A,... 65113010 Paddock LPe-24721 ~ St At- so 14.3-2lII Lake Gel\eYa-410 8toect 51 2.&&-1141 ~ Thursday. May 3, 1984 Job hunters must be pr pa e by Carol Kortendi k According to Job Service's Richard Linquist, before a job po ·uon goes publi , it's already been filled bout 70 percent of the time. It ts an employer money to put out ad, go through the r umes and mterview people. Because of this future job bunters must prepare themselves for the changing job e. " When you're starting to think • bout mar eting yoursell, go to a bigger labor market and do yoUJ' homework. Know a little of what th organization does. its mission," dvi ed Linquist . He suggested either Milwaukee or Chicago as bett bigger job markets for gradual . Lmqwst listed three stages n - for obtaining a job. Job seekhould begin with the preparation tage. Know the technical jarg n of the prospective place of employment and kno what WiU make s~ to your future employer in relation to the job. The next step · creating o ~um . This is a general, overaU ~ew of yo~ and your past job experiences. Lmqu· t str ed, "Th resume is not a vehi to a )Ob. but the vehicle to your inter. · . " There are three types of r ;mn - the chco ological, the r · l and a combina.tion of both The chronological lists all your pas job experien • from the past up to e present. The functi nal contains o ly th jo t re to your present situation e m ·. nation is sell-apl.inatory - 1t bines both methods, b t the person would stress those jobs that pertain to the desired job "Avoid I Linquist. These are ve that don't say much of ythi . Such ords to avoid include aided, as · ted, helped, r · ed or par- Vets, ~Fun Run, to • raise fund Mexican ho iday observed A free public performance by the c ldren's portion of the acclaimed Hispanic folk-dance troupe " I Ballet Folk.loriro de Waukesha" wiU ht hl.igbt Parkside's first observof the traditional Mexican-Independence holiday "Cinco de " (Fifth of May), whi h is imilM to America's Fourth of July c~lebration. The dance troupe will perform at 7 30 p.m on Friday, May 4, in th nion Square. Following the troupe· performnce, the Milwaukee-based dance band "Centella," which performs con emporary pop m ic as well as lraditional Hispanic music in both parnsh and English, will perform at 8 30 p.m., also in the nio Square The dance is free and pen to the public. Al l p.m . on Wednesday, May 2. in nion Room 104-106, there WIU be a fr publi p el disc · on tit "The History of Cinco d a wr r Kenosha savings and Loan 1n vour choice of KENOSHA SAVINGS , .. - ·' ••• ¾ • ,,, \ o great accounts • Thursday, May 3, 1984 Open forum Chancellor Guskin talks about i• ssues Monday s Ranger-sponsored open forum with Chmcellor Abrl Gustin was eJd an upper Mm! Place mstead of the usua1 lid• 1.aln P • but the crowd was Still mid-siz.ed About 40 people - mostly students - ed the chancellor about tenure dffl.UOns on campus. the new proposed alcohol policies, rorporate sponsorship and collecUve bargaining. Tnve One student presented a quesuon of tenun lh1s way. " You have, one, an excellent researchff who is a good le cher, two, an excellent teacher who did good ~. and three, someone a\'"t!l'llgC at both I.d's say the third one &ets tenure and the other two don't ls this what you want people to Uunk about the Publde faculty? • " Tffll.ltt decisions are always dif. ficult for ~erybody, ancluding the people who make the dedsiom," said Gmkin "Vou set up a couple of strong people there. Who knows whether thett would be a consensus among the faculty who make the d«is1ons about bow you evaluated those three people? It's the faculty In I.hat larea) who evaluate lhe lndMduaL" "For better or for worse, and I think it's lor better lhougb tt's DOl I perfect process, the peer revl!'W system • good system lt's a system in whkb colleagues make the judgmmt about the likely producU\ ity or creatl\ity ol a coll~ for the nm 25-30 years That's what you're talking about m terms of tenun l don't know who else can m.ake that dttision." be said Guskin wd, on ba~. the (acLilty ~e done an excellent job m DICKENS DISCOUNT BOOKS 7700 No. 120th Ave. KENOSHA. WI 53142 (1-94-Hy. 50) 857-2337 Every New Book & Paperback DISCOUNTED - Thousands Of BooksLarge Selectit>n of SciFiction Fantasy ALL OUR BOOKS ARE NEW! granting tenu~ 'They tended to be kind of bard and lean toward performance rather than potential and lO want to be sure nther than havmg a maybe ·• The chancellor explained I.hat the three mtena for granting tenure are teachfng. rcseard'l and either public service or uruvers1ty ser.ice • Somebody has to be dearly com• petent," sald Guskin "You can't be 11 ery good 1n one and not good in another .. but ,rs a \'et)' subjective process •• A foUow,op question asked whether or not past tenure ded· fflHIS nugbt discourage young professors from ronung to Racine "I'd say t.bat a young person rorrung in would not ba\ e much trouble figunng out what has to be done and senior colleagues tend lo be fairly helpful in encouraging them," replied Gustin "1 think with the peer re-.iew system. the rest of us ha,·e I.be responsibility to make sure t.bal the decision was based upon some object. Ive e-.~ rather than Just person2l llk.ing or disl.ilting .. .and t.bat U follows the procedures that are c:alled for," be said Gu.skin s-id the pee- te\iew system helps keep out external inflUeDC'es in the dea- 110n-making process. Akobol Polid~ The chancellor commented on the wort of the Pan.side Union Ad· 1.uory Board (PUAB► and some of its proposals. including operung up the Union Square to~ students reganlless of age dunng days, <hscontinwng pitchers of beer and carafe:$ or wme and limiting patrons to one alcoholic beverage per tnp to the bar. Gustin stated I.hat the PUAB had been doing a good job. " I have very strong feelings t.bat au students should ha~e xcess to all ph)"Slcal Huge Quantities af Bargain Books At Unbellevllbl• Prlc" New York Times Best Seller - Hardback 30% Off New York Times , Best Seller - aperback 25% Off MC-VISA - - '"'We're not in the business to make it easy to drink. a wh?le lot. This is an educ'!!ional institution, not a bar. G k. -Chancellor us in spaces on the campus I don't think that just be(aUS(' somebody is 18. 19, 20 years old and there happens to be a I.aw related to drinking s.hould separate the students from one another. That's one of the unfortunate aspects of the law of 19 )"t'al'S old. It ~lps the high S('hOOls, but it really creates a little chaos at the WU\'ersity level," he said. Gu.skill said be ts in favor of 11}'· Ing to reduce alcohol consumption on campus. something he says aU of the UW campuses are llymg to do He sa1d thal he hopes to accomplish this •·the best way we can (while) at the same time gi\ing people as many options as we can. We"re not in the b~ess of telling people how murb they should drink But al lhe same time. we're not in the bUSUleSS to make 1t easy to drink a whole lot. This is an edu• cational institution, not a bar." "Therefore," he conunued, "we should not make 1l so easy to dnnk large amounts of alcohol " Gustin said the real roncem is to reduce the b.ab1lity of the university in terms of 18 year old students bavmg access to alcoholic beverages. Pitchers and carafes make 1t \ ery difficult to insure that lbe undenge students don't dnnk alcoholic beverages " But to be Ver) honest." be said, ' The specifics don't concern me lbat much My m:ijor concern is that we 11}' to constrain a little bit the free-flowmg alcoholic beverages on campus. And wh.ate<,er PUAB comes up with within that context, I'm happy with." Gusldn was also asked about the tavern le.ague keeping an eye on the uruversities and their alcohol policies to make sure that underage drinkers don't receive alcohol. "They've been watching us for a long time," he said. "We have to do what we think is right within the context of an educational institution. We are not in the business of being a bar, so we don't encourage anybody other than students to drink .. Guskin doesn't think the univer• sibes and the community bars are m competition, "but I can understand why they do but I can't help that. I think we should not be ... encouraging non-students to come here to drink." Corporate Sponsorship The issue of corporate sponsorship has been k.icking around the campus for quite a while and there is currently a committee fonnulal· ing a policy for events that require such sponsorship. " I've always taken a strong stand that we will not accept money on this campus for things that we are not otherwise committed to. This has been the stance we've taken. We also take that stance with research projects. We will not accept every research project on this campus if it means a commitment to resources U for example, a research contract required a matching fund beyond what we could handle, we would not accept it." Guskin also said that some proj• ects require no campus money initially, but eventually the university would have to maintain it financially. "We'd be left holding the PEER SUPPORT'S ANNUAL PLANT SALE MAY 23-24 At the Physical Plant Greenhouse HOURS: 10 am • 5 pm • Bedding Plants . • Hanging Plants we will hold your purchase until after work! bag," he said. "The whole notion of cotpo sponsorship or external sponso rate for me relates to what we wa llibip accomplish as a campus, wh~ ~ be students, one of the services !ac~lty or whatever, I have no'~ Jectlons to corporate sponso for things we really want to dors: somebody else will help us pay 1 it." or '!'he policies that are currenu being developed, said Gusk r "merely require that there be in provals. We have approval pr~ ses throughout the campus on almost everything. Corporate spon sorship is not excluded. u the students really want lo do an acliYll and strongly advocate it and i~ don't have enough money on lhelt own_to do it and it won't reqllll'tlll cumng expenses, I don't see Yilly we would disapprove it." Gusk.in pointed out th.it whilt areas such as the Alumni Assocb lion and the Biomedical Researt11 Institute sponsor one event a yw "the students run potentially SCOTb or projects a year. The truth IS beer companies (and other companies) are more interested m slll dents because they're a capttre population for them in terms of sel ting their wares. That doesn"t mtan we shouldn't approve it, it just means we have to be a little 1111n suspicious of it and ask why they're doing (it)." The key issue, said Gustin, IS beer companies. "That's the 111)' the issue arose. We never bad am problems before that. There wm neve~ any questions about sponsor ship. The concern was that as the 19 year old law came into effect the beer companies seemed to ~ increasing their aggressiveness m sponsoring events on the campus That was our concern." CoUecdve Bargain.ID& The issue of UW faculty mem hers seeking collective bargaillll!I has come up for four or fi\'e yean said Guskin, and has failed each time in the state legislature Ht said the Parkside faculty has befll heavily opposed to it· by a 2 lo I margin. Guskin thinks the issue may nol come up again next year. but ht a not certain. He feels that a colllrtive bargaining bill for the aademic staff in the UW System may be brought up before the !acully rf' submits their proposal. Guskin said he is "not opposed Continued on Page 7 Professional Resume Writing You've spenl thousands or ~ and years 10 get your diploma 00 you want a "'qu1ck1e" or quality rtsume 10 reflect you and your 111- veslmenl? save your valuablt study time and let lhe profesSiOn315 do ii. Call now Anne Gontek 63t-0570 or Rachel King 637-5731 (former Parti•kle ~I Reasonable ratH, 7 Thursday, May 3, 1984 RANGER Orchestra, Chorale Groups present joint concert Guskin open Schubert's "Unfinished Symph<r forum ny" and Haydn's "Lord Nelson Mass·• will highlight joint concerts by the Parkside Orchestra and Chorale. The concerts also will feature solos by four prominent area vCX'alists. The first performance is scheduled for 3:30 p.m. on Sunday, May 6 at the First United Methodist Church, 919 60th St., Kenosha The second is scheduled for 8 p.m. on Friday, May 11, in the Communication Arts Theater. Admission to both concerts is $1 for senior citizens, all students and UW-P faculty and staff and $2 for the general public. The Parkside Chorale is conducted by music professor William Meinert, the Orchestra by adjunct UW-P music professor Thomas Weyland Weyland will conduct the Orchestra during the Schubert piece, and the Orchestra and Chorale will perform Haydn's work together under the direction of Weinert. The concerts are sponsored by Parkside's Fine Arts Division and Club Events Phi Gamma Nu Our bst general meeting o{ the semester will be held on Monday, May 7 at 1 p.m. in Un.ion 207. The meeting should last about one hour. Come and find out who won the 1984 PGN scholarship. Everyone is welcome. ISO The International Student Organization (ISO) will hold its elections on Friday, May 4 al 1 p.m. in Molinaro 114. Positions to be filled inclu e: president, senior and junior \'ice presidents, secretary, treasurer and party organizer. Write-ms will be allowed on the ballots. AU ISO members and prospective members are invited to our election party to be held at the Birchwood Clubhouse Friday night. We hope to see you at both the election and the party. Veterans' Club There will be a Vets' Club meeting May 7 at 1 p.m. in the Career Resource Center. This meeting will hold elections for the 1984-85 officers. Anyone interested in voting or running for office is urged to attend. We will also be discussing the upcoming Vets' Run. For more information, call Rich Welbon, 554- 1866 after 5 p.m. BSO BSO (Black Student Organization J will hold a run-off for the election of officers on Monday, May 7 in Molinaro 107 at 1 p.m. t~ fill the following positions: President nominees are Ernestine Weisingener and Dwight Mosby; Secre- President, Greg Holcomb: Treas• urer. Derek Thurman: Activille:. Coordinator, Danita Baker Members must be present at the meeting to vote. PSE The Marketing Club held its elections for club officers for the 1984-- 85 school year on Monday. April 23. Replacing acting President John Tropin will be Jane Martin; taltin,g over Martin's job as Vice-President or Marketing will be Mary Dowell; replacing Julie Neu, Vice-President of Personnel, is Shawn Turner EJ.iz.abeth Perry will hold her current office of Vice-President of Administration. Ron Belec will be next year's Treasurer. l\iany activities will be scheduled for the coming school year including the traditional ones such as the Loop 500, the Easter Egg Hunt at the Child Care Center. the folder project to raise money for 1nitiation fees and guest speakers for th~ business-minded students at Parkside. Business majors and any related majors sho1dd consider joirung PSE early in the school year so they don't miss a thing! Nature Walk The Racine-Kenosha Hoy Nature Club will meet on Thursday, l\iay 3, at Riverbend Nature Center, 3600 N. Green Bay Rd., Racine. A nature walk will begin at 6:30 p.m. The general meeting will start at 7: 30 p.m. and feature Dr. Torbo:5t, President of the Racine Zoological Society. speaking about new developments at the zoo. Club member Ed Prins will show slides of spring birds, including warblers, to prepare m~bers !0r the Annual Audubon Society Spnng tary nominees are Janice Block and Bird Count. New club officers will be elected. Prospective members Shawn Turner. , d all """""ns interested in nature Officers elected at last week s an . _r--- election were as follows : Vice are ~~.1.1.l.lil.l..r.i "l'l.ll'.l.11'.IIIIIIIII'-"' summer Jobs Due to special summer program expanding nfmoreth ern Illinois firm. Must fill several full _or part- ~ positions. Work in local area. Starting rate 6 .8 5 . Over 18. car needed. For information contact: d UWP Job Service on Concourse May 2. Brekmar an d 12·30 pm 3, 7 and 8 between 8:30 a.m. an . . . ,,.,..,,..,,,,.,..,,..,..,..,,,,,,..,,,,..,,,,,,,.,:; proceeds will benefit the Parkside Music Scbolarsrup Fund. The guest solo&Sts who will perform with the Orchestra and Chorale are. -John Kuether, bass, of lltWwaultee , who has appeared frequently with Milwaukee"s most prestigious musical ensembles mcluding the Skylight Opera Company and the Milwaukee Orchestra, and has sung numerous recitals throughout Wisconsan. --Kathryn ltbgestro, soprano. of Milwa•lltee, wbo has twice won the District Metroplitan O~rn Audjtions in Milwaukee ~estro has participated in the Chingo Lyne Opera Apprentice Program and has performed with the Skylight Opera Company and the Milwaukee Opera Company as well as with the I\Wwaukee Symphony ln September she will begin an assignment as resident coloratura soprano with the opera company of Hagen. West Germany. -Mary Christensen, alto, and James Schatzman, tenor. both of R.acine. who ba\e perfonned frequently With area ensembles Sd\atmwi condl.lcts the DeKoven FesUval Choir, an Racine ensembl and Christensen is a ml.ml' instructor 1n the Racine Unified School District Weinert. who joined Partside m 1982. teartaes applied voice students met IS dirf'ctor of choral act.i\'1ties He appears l'requentl)• tn Kenosha and Racine as a vocal recit.a~ Weinert holds degrees from the Oberlin Conservatory of Music, UW-Milwaultee and l,1""-Madrson and be has conducted choral per• formancu at those institutions Weyland rf\'ened bachelors and master's degrees 111 mUSM: from Northwestern Uru\mity He ~1- 0U51y was afftli.ted with the Or· questta .teDCana de la Ju\-entud m Mexico City, Mexico. where be sened as assistant conductor and ,iotirust Currently the musk dirtttor of the UW-Park.side Ottbestra. We)·land also ts a \iolinist with the Racine Symphony On:hestra Coathnml from P e 6 to rolledhe tmp1ning m prindpl at all I think lbat io most p ""bee you bat rollccthc bargain mg, there's a ptt'tty good n for ll .. In M asw:busetts Cf or crnn.plt' > > nttdt'd colJccthe twp lo protf.'ct faculty and staff from ~'hat amounts to wblms1c.al deds on• making at stale-wide ~ds. be said ''The sate of Yi tse0mm tw a histoty of much better tr tmmt of tu We emplO) £Cflffall>, and particularly " en 1t romes to I ~ ully Our facultJ poli nd dures as wntten the adminutra· U\e code of thb lbte are stnlHlfll"f' than most uruon contracts Therefore. wd G n 1f lb faculty ba,-e collecth-e lwplnl • they may lose some of t the, al• read} hi~ Thls point. he said ls one of the ma,ar a.rrllllll~ts tollecth cw:gmung for U:c l faculty Career Sales Opportunity .. 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Stop in the Placement Office and sign up for an interview. • Northwestern Mutual Life The Quiet Cornpan~ A tough act to foUow I Tlaanday, May 3, 19" Movies ''Iceman'' entertaineth SUJ~pose one dnr ter momyou were oa your r to the grOM)' stOtt and JOU got caught In an Ice tonn that froze the entire rontlnenl 1be next J l 40 bter and you t-.a,e 1tt or ~t oo Sound mtereting, and a little Ad" Those are the two ad,ectlves that accuntety descri lhe fihn • 11.'.fflWl" 1W'ring Timothy Hutton and J Lone 1be plot of "lmnan.. simple A pre-historic lndbn dlstviered frozen ln the Atttk: Some dMmka) In bis body allows him lo be broupt bid to life, and a group of tdentists want to study hJm 1be only problem is that the medical doc:tors want to find out what is an his body by distectmg him, and Timothy Hutton, the anthropoloto study bis sou) I>) kttp&Dghimalliie The es and the concepts that this mm deals lb are so mnple Hutton, perfect as lhe li\e and mexperienced anthropolo- • has the most difficult dilemma in the film. He IS forced to place the happiness of the imnan IOO\'e the carttr SUttess be could ha~ with the aceman as a subject of study Eventually be does euctly that John Lone as the lc-eman bas a pan that bas no English He communicates to Hutton through body rIIO\'ffllents and facial expressions He is easy to understand, and one of the saddest moments in the Mm occurs when he asks Hutton, and another doctor, played by Lindsay Crouse. where his wife and children are. He had left them to find food, be says when he frozen They look at ch other and cannot teU him the answer. 1be re2l star of this film IS the entific process. The film pays close attention to 1t and raises some intttffling questions about ,t. Do we have the right to disrupt the lhes ol others in the name of sea• ence' Why do we care so little about the customs and traditions of other cult~" Whal IS to It~ SCl· entists from making mistakes that Stngra.m:s ICEMAN n\tOTIIY HtTTOS c\ :--.OR~l\.'\ JN1SO\'. - PATRICK PAUIER PRO~~·cno\'. ... A FRED SCHEPISI FlL\I ICE\1A.-. U\DSAY CROl 'E · JOH" LO'.'iE Sl'f't'fflpla) hy CHIP PROSER and JOI!._ DRl\1\IF.R SIDI) hv )OH\ ORl\1\IER Mu~K' h~ BRl CE S~EATO\ rrtlduced b) PATRICK PAL\1ER and \OR\l\. "- ]E\\1SO\ Oirl'Cled by FRED SCHEPIS! ~~~!l!-~ •. ' ; could cause irreparable damage? "ICfflWI" probably will not win any great awards, but I don't think that It WU designed to. It is a quiet fllrn that depicts the interaction of two people who are 9eplnted i,, 40,000 yean, but manage to Jind 1 common bond in the COll'lpallioe ac humanity. I left this film with a littlt at, ent attitude toward scieDCf 111d 1 also think that our society tads to be a little heavy-handed at times about deciding what is belt for everyone else. Hutton Slid it best when the other scientists wanted lo keep the iceman u: a per1llaDml cage. " It"s life," said one or them ''Not for ham.'' Hutton answer!d Dr. Bill speaks out!!! byBillS~ Hello everybody! I was JIISI th.inking that it was high time lbat I took a few seconds to thank you all for all of your adoration towards me. I just think that all of you art incredibly intelligent to worsllip me, and I (although I really don I need to) thank you from the bottom of my heart. I must confess that I was astounded by the number of letters tbat I round in my envelope this Wftk It must mean that I'm doing one bell of a job fixing up your troubled lit!· le lives because I only received oet lousy little letter this week' Let me just say this: if )'OIi tbiDl that you 're better qualified to dell with your problems than mt, F ahead and mess up your lhlPid lives! I mean all I do is wony rsJ butt off trying to 10M yow pea,lumber- headed dilemmas pd I happen to think that rm doill 1 pretty damn good job! So if all you little pin-llndl Oil there think I'm jut IOUIC to Iii OI my hands and wait for you to ~ to your senses, well roraet it' ,._ going to Europe! To bell • all al you! I don't need you! ,._ ,sniveling selves to Ann l.andln 111 Dear Abby! Let thole old~ deal with your crap for • wllllt' 1 don't need this! . So when you come bad lo ,senses, I may comicler readlll ,-; truh. Oh, and one more tlilldon't want to bar frca .,,,,, - more, Reagan. You made ,bed: now wake up ID It! I don't have to do dldllJ. I'll• t 'lbunday, May 3, 1984 Computer fair A nother success by Bob Kiesling U attendance were used as an indicator of the success of this year's computer fair, it could have been better. Program coordinator Karen Norwood estimated that about 500 people showed up for the fair, but she and several of the exhibitors there blamed the poor attendance on Saturday's wann weather. But in another respect the Computer Fair was a success. The theme or this year's fair was " Telecommunic- ations and Computer Networking. '' and while AT & T had a large display of their new terminal equipment and Sperry Co~ ration presentd an imptess1ve. il poorly attended, seminar on digitized voice processing, most of the action centered around Apple's new lie and the local exhibitors. Newest Apple draws attention The newest addition to the Apple family. the llc, got more than a bit of attention at the Computer Fair. Introduced only last week by Apple. the Ile is designed to compwnent Apple's line of 8 bit microcomputers- the ll, Dt and the Ile. It runs the same software, and a spokesman for Colortron in Racine who was showing the Ile said it uses many of the same accesories. He said the De is designed for the portable computer market. It weighs about ten pounds and is small enough to fit in a good-size briefcase. The Uc comes with 128k of memory, a built-in floppy disk drive, and five training disks. all for $1,295. The Ile will compliment a new lightweight flat panel display. which should be released next fall Cotortron expects to have about ten of the new computers this week, and a spokesman said that Colortron does offer discounts to people who have a Parkside ID He commented that last ran many people doubted whether Apple could survive the introduction of IMB's PCjr. But with two strong new products, lhe Maootosb and the Ile, Colortron·s Apple display was getting most of the atten• tion on Saturday. Week at the Park by Kevin Zirkelbach Brother of Patrick "F1asbdanee" will be shown today at 3:30 p.m. in the Un.ion Cinema. The movie is rated R and runs 96 minutes. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. It is sponsored by PAB. ***** ***** Friday, May t-A student reci~I will be held at 1 p.m. in Commum• cation Arts D118. The program ls free and open to the public. ' 'Flashdance" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. "The Miser" starts at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Advance admission prices are $2.SO for students. Parkside facultv. staff and senior citizens, and $3 50 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and the Fine Arts Division Office and wdl be available at the door. ****'****** Saturday, May >-Another show• ing of "The Miser" can be seen at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. ** * *** * * ** Mooday, May 7-"Time Out (l\'bo oeeds it?): DiscipUoe ill a Pr~ School SettiDg," by Sherry Thomas at 7 p.m. m Union 104 It is a work• shop sponsored by the Parkside Child Care Center. Co11tioued o.n Page 1Z S#ll4d~~ 4500 17th Ave., Kenosha 652-3959 .Vou· Serring Food! 11 am 10 10 pm Sun. thru Thurs. Ladi<'~· '\itt' 7-11pm 50 '\1h.NI Urink-. Monday Night lmpor l '\ight •1 7-11 PM Sunday Night 13 Cover FREE Tap 8 1.'t>r 7-11 PM Tuesday Night \t._.n ·-. '.'i i1<· 7-11 pm 50 ,\1h('d OrinJ.., Featuring ThP flnest Rod, ·., .. Roll llw,ir Most or the 23 exhibitors said business has oe\er been better. More and more people are bu)-mg home computers, whether b«ause of the lower- pnces or better technology being incorporated into I.he new models. l.aJJCe E\-a.'1S, a ulesman for Colortroo Computers in Racine, said many roore people are using computers at home lhan ever before. " There's an incre.ased awareness of what computers are used for," he said. " They're a tool'' Norwood sald awareness was tbe purpose or the fair. " People are really afraid of computers, and they're fun and easy to learn," she said. "lt's kind or a suce way for I.he club to bn.ng computers to people." People were coming to the computers as well. Evans said Color· tron sold se-.eral Macintosh computers and there were inqwries for the olber Apples on display. Coffeehouse is a hit RANGER \bout people boWNS up at lhk }nr· Other vendors did u di, also "As~ COmt! down, mere and Richard Koos. I history aad ero- mort people gd Into t," Aid Tun oom.ics major on a break from Tremmd. who q,ent lbe I Paritside, wtJo set up a ftware Bwldfn Bo.rd on the south side of &'tore in Keaosha se\'eral months Racine. ' You cet peop ago, sald businesa couklD't be bet· rally intttmt!d computm and ter. peop are intettstt!d lti lht'm Even 11nl.bout the free ach'ertis- as pp1lantts " ing he got at the C-omputer Fm. be Vt i.U1 the lower C'OSt of t!q psaid be bas tumed 0\-er a JS ment. d Bu n Board percent of his h\rentory be gets about 40 calls a da , mostly starttd from ml Commodott usm -... -- lith d Gutman pttfonn der G tar" (act~lly a Bar-Kay tar) Thi$ tbt second lime Gutman playf'd at Partskl Aftff the perfonmnc- e. be said ''Tht! acousucs are great. 1 IO\-e playulg Part.side It's lots of fun and the aucliences are ral ruce " Gul<'ZUln I old nd ll\ Todd llu 1 kosb •. 11 1blll'Sda), May 3, 1984 Carl's Corner they would begin letting people in S · ·ts began to twenty al a time. pm RANGER wanted ones with 1>3'ifiers. Thar what I'd do, I'd get one with an. .5 ,-Cl· fier. If they wanted one, my morn Where's the cabbage? soar and we sang fo r J·O y·• but contrarY to what anybody may have seen we were not dan<:ing. A lot o( us j~t b3dn't gone to the bathroom since the night before. . will want one. "That's our last pacifier! Sol'Ty no more pacifiers!" _ · AAAARRRRRGGGGHlffi! ! only five more people lo go and 1 don't know what to get By this time I could see the remaining dolls. There's a blonde one in the comer. I'd get the blonde one. ho people to go and a lady takes the blonde one. I've had it!! by Carl CbaDousli . \\e I the inffltu>le (inally happened Early Sunday monunc. I "• rudely awakened from my I romatose state to go stand an " l lttfflCd to be subzero lhff ~ d Is IUbzerO, isn't 1t"I for houri among thro of ~ple f r ~,) u guessed ll. yet"I Cabmge PDtcb Kids Th Lui th1ng I remembettd PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 am - 4:lll pn1 • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Mtlk Carmels • Orange Slices • Peanut Butter O,ip • Peanut Clusters • Peppermint Kisses • Roo1beer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spcarment Leaves • Slarllte Mints • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge x • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee o :scs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Bearis • Calllornla Mix • Caribbean Delicacy e Carob Malted Milk S...lls • Carob Raisins • Carob Peanuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Peanuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix e Yogurt Malted MIik Ball • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt Sesame Brlttle • Smoked Almonds whole CLOSE OUT SALE All ITEMS 50% OFF May 7-11 filling asleep m my cozy bed. and then waklng up an the n.r on the "") to Zayre•~ w[tb my mother's wt words wll ringing m my ears " bite sure you get one that's bale!"' I am~ed there to find the front or the store ~ W1lh a bun• dred people who were practically camping out to insure their little one's bappu,ess It look~ like a ba& bdies' convention Ha\ing not tale:n lhe time to shower or shave I ~ndcd right m and took my posl· lJon After about a hall hour, more and more people bad am ed and dissension began to grov.- I can still bear the screams of the old bdy bclng passed overhead " But I don t want a doll' I'm 1T2lly Just hue to shop' .. We mlght tme t,e,.. Li ed her. too, if It weren't 4 am Then S a m. rolled around, and as the sun slow1y came up l0 th.a our frigid bodies, we could see the mulutudes o( storks fl),ng overh d This bit of Ught ga,-e us great jo} as the tm,pentutt rose. and ga11e us a great scare. as now we could see each other's unshaven. unrombed and morning-creased faces Once Ober Easy A 6 am. came around, we began lo gel LO know ea<'h other. We made fne!ld:s and talked and began to feel as one We were united by a romrnoo cause We felt strong and bold. Ready to conquer Ready to break down the doors th.at blocked our cause and I.lite wh3t was rightfully ours We were ready l0 bum and pillage and .then the police am~ed W1lh the police came clouds nnd our spuils were dampened 7 a m. and once again we were huddled next l0 the bwlding wishlng we bad stayed home, wishing we had never heard of Cabbage P~tch Kuh. w1shang we had the spot neit lo the door so that when the store opened v; v.-oukl ha~ e r arst choi.re Around 8 a.m the pran.ksteri. beg n to wake up Shouts of, " Hey, they're operung the doorS'" follow• ed by " Ha-ha-ha, made ya look!'' could be heard unti about 8 30 1liat was when most of the prank• sters were getting their first good look at mob vtolen<"e and the rensonhlp of speech in action. Al 9 a m a lady came out of the store and annnounced that al 9 30 Just as they had said, precisely ~t 9 . 30 they opened the doors to let an the first 20. Three seconds later, as about 60 of us raced through t_he store, I caught wind of a peculiar odor-that which I have only s~el· led while driving through Burlington in the fall. . Suddenly we found ourselves m another line. only this one was movtng. At the front o( the line the ~pie would point to the doll they wanted and the clerk would band it lo them Ttus got rid of the pawing and groping and stampeding which had happened at other stores. . Now, picture the follow1ng thoughts coming from · a man who doesn't e\·en like Cabbage Patch Kids, who was only doing this for his mother and who hasn't had much sleep. Bald! I had to get one that's bald. That's all! Ask for a bald one! Easy! Simple! You betcha! Then a voice rang out, "That's our Last bald one! Sorry. no more baldies!" Oh, my gosh! Now what? Think. think, lhin.k! Wait a minute! The ladies outside were saying that they Suddenly a clerk from the back room entered with a doll that had a pacifier and set it down. That's it• Tbe one with the pacifier! I did it• I got one! I didn't believe it! As I skipped through the store, 1 thought to myself I had finally made it. I was done, through, finished. It was over. While walking past the racks or Cabbage Patch Clothes, I picked up an outfit out of the goodness or my wallet. Even when I checked out at the counter, I could sense a cuange coming over me. I didn't ask for a bag. I was proud of that symbol of commercialism. Even now that the ordeal is over and I still tell everyone that I hate them, I have to admit one thing. That Cabbage Patch Kid is the cutest piece ol doth, plastic and polyester that t have ever seen. Ain,t that America! The nalional speed limit for ~ cery carts 1:S 3 mph This new law results from numerous accidents dail) an the aisles of large grocery ted in all stores with more than five aisles Anyone exceeding 3 mph will be uct.eted by store emplo)'ees and subject to fl.nes prohibiting the use of coupons. Dri1;er education counes v.ill be offered to am· driver who is thought to be shoppmg regardless of life tores • ~ Umil" SlgJl.S Yi'il.l be pos• CASH FOR YOUR USED BOOKS! WE PAY UP TO 50% FOR YOUR USED TEXTBOOKS We buy air USED textbooks .... WHETHER USED HERE OR NOT f KUI CUllllll(__. l lill&.alll( l TIME MAY 9 -10 14 · 15 · 16 · 17 MAY 11 ·18 9:00- 7:00 Alcove Beside Oampu1 Store. The law arose through federal leg1Slation banning senior citizens from certain aisles during weekend hours Their driving habits have, literally, scared away middle-aged and younger shoppers, which harms store economies. Older shoppers have free access to all aisles on weekdays, when overall shopping volume is less. Lane markers will also be mandatory 1n said stores. Drivers will follow the highway law of staying to the right an traffic. Parking JS allowed when contemplating a purchase, and then only in front of the items to be purchased. Also. parking is allowed at the checkout counter only when immediately behind the customer in front. Unattended or stalled carts, be they blocking an aisle or not will be towed away by carryout boys U these new laws fail to create positive results, all carts will be installed with rear view mirrors directionals and bumpers to ~ure the safety of adult shoppers. ********** " Music soothes the savage beast ,'_' the old saying goes. But now• ,t ~n also be inspmng lo lower animals. Just ask dairy farmer. Barney Tabernacle. He as one of many milk producers who has installed an elaborate stereo system inside his barn to entertain his rows. The melodic atmosphere pleases the senses of most bovine qwidripeds. So much so, in Barney's herd lhe Guernseys_ sing along wjth th~ music. They are known as the Barney Tabernacle All-Guernsey Milking Choir, and the director is mighty proud of his group. "The girls are great. They au have good pitch. Of course I pick the best from the bunch. And not a one of them kicks when perfonn· ing. " All they need is hay and a good beat. The rest is what I call pu.re moosic." Barney's wife, Shirley, retired early as a high school music teacher to devote full time to her new musical family. "You can't teach them much," she says. "They'll moo to their heart's content. as long as the mu• sic's runnin'. When it's turned off, they're feisty for a while, but then they settle down." What kind of music do they siJIC lo? "It's gotta have drums,'' BarneY pounds. "I'll be damned if they'll listen to anything else. Mostly tht stuff the kids listen to nowadays. "They like Little Pink Houses bJ John Cougar. And Bob Seeger. Females and ballads s«>m to latdl on to one another. "The choir is becoming more contemporary. Hopefully, the days of Led Zeppelin and the Doors are over. They like this Boy Georgt character. Milking goes a lot easier when he's singing." Barney says the AII-Guernsef Milking Choir will not last forever But be will continue to provide Top 40 music for his Top 40 COWS 11 Thursday, May 3, 1984 Plays at Parkside Lotsa, Lazzi! by Bill Speare You may have noticed, if you've noticed anything much on the way between classes and the library. some "funny-money" posters. Three dollar bills to be exact. They have caught some of your mercenary eyes with notification of the dramatic arts production of The Miser, which will be continued this weekend, Friday and Saturday, May 4 and 5, at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. U you got close enough to scrutinize the central portrait on these posters, you'll have noticed the insignia "lotsa lazzi." Now, nobody gets sent on assignment for this newspaper to find out Psycho Babble Move by Rick Luehr Every summer. it seems as though we have to sit through end• less reruns on TV. Most of the programs are just repeats of the previous television season. But there is hope. The networks use some of the airtime to try out new series. II the programs prove successful during their summer run, they may be picked up for the regular season. The networks have just aMounc• ed several of these shows to air, and if you ask me, they look like hits. Let's take a look ... JUNG AND TIIE RESTLESSFollow Carl Jung, 'Sigi' Freud and the rest of their wacky bunch as they go from one hilarious adven• ture to the next in the zany world of psychoanalysis. WATT'S THE BEEF?- This nighttime 'soap' stars former Secretary of the Interior James Watt and Wendy's commercial star Clara Peller as the heads of the multi-million dollar chain of EndangerBurger franchises. TIIE KHADDAFY DUCK SHOW - A Saturday morning cartoon show about the wild and wacky Khaddafy Duck and his fanatical followers in their constant battle against Maggie Mouse and her forces of good. The show is full of adorable characters such as Maggie Mouse's friend and constant supporter, Ronnie Right. These little guys should be more popular than the Smurfs. CONSTANTLY CHERNENKOPreviously announced under the title of A.K.A. At71Ugeddon, this kooky farce tells the story of little Constantin and his older brother Wally as they get in one zany sit114!· lion after another. In the first ep1• sode, Constantin accidentally laun· ches an all~ut nuclear attack on Mississippi and hopes dad won't give him a spanking. Loads of laughs. •••••••••• In my constant quest for informatiOn, I have discovered one of what "lotsa" means. "Laz:zi," on the other hand, is the Italian term for "funny business, often physical, or the more common term .... schtick." That's exactly where this reporter draws the line. He'll not explain all the jokes contained m this play ... well, maybe just a few._ The Miser has familiar "schticlt" for most of the characten mvolved in the play. Examples include: the cl~er or_ stupid servants catching flies,, falling down. getting kicked, getting slapped. or just servants catching flies, falling down, getting kicked, getting slapped or just plain trying to get out of a jam. Playing these roles are: Paula Boehler, Steve Orth, John Weatherall, Julian Brown and John Miskulin. Don't \l:0rry about too much "lau.i" bet given awa~ m this article, ho~-er. becaUSE: that's where the ptt'\iousJy Wln!pOrtE'd term .. lotsa" gets into the act The Miser also has the conuc "types" for which 1oliere has become famous, and ror he bas become known as a cla$3ic 10 romed1t' literature. Examples or the " types," or stDd: characters, include. the central miserly fathft (Andrew Brhell, the )-oun« 10\-ers (Rebecca Julich, Scott Reichelsdorf and Connie Kowa~l. U>P duped judge (Bill ~). the lappy landing IJ J Walker) and the •')'Outnow- what-with-lhe-heart-of-gokl'' !Mary Beth Kelleher) C'J'bis zs ooce and for all a family De\\-spa.ptt ) over, Smurfs the most fiendish plots in recorded history. I'm sure you have all heard of subliminal suggestion. For those who haven't. subliminal suggestion involves flashing messages during movies or TV shows loo fast for the COllSCIOUS mind to notice. However, the subconscious mind registers 11 and 11 can influence the way a person th.inks. Now 1t seems that scientists have developed a way to insert subliminal messages drink Cote an the pnnt media wear Jordache Jems Somehow they can now insert U. S. out of El Salvador these messages into newspapers, mag:wnes, and books. or course, as it the nature of subliminal e.1t Cheerio:. ad\·ertising, the messages move so qwckly that you won't even notice drink Coors them. This, of course. Psychobabble is tbe fUIIJliest thing~ imtten means that your mlnd can be this guy desenes tbe Pulitzer Prize marupulatE'd without you e,;en r~lizmg 1t In this way, seod me all of your IDOf>e}' your thoughts and rtions can be controlled II some greedy romt' on, I mean aD your money or tWlSted indMdual els hold of thls,ewelr). too process. be or she could use 11 for his or her own selfish d1«ts are /me pms We must stop the use ol this Just lea,-e the amount bwit - l'U fill ii ,n tec::haique immediately before some warped stodcs and bonds are good, too ~ learns how to use it Be on your .all you girls nnt a date With me guard bj the Ir.I) Ric-k Jou're Cu-ed, John K BIG JONZ at PARADISE NORTH presents: SUNTOUCH (Top 40) Friday, May 4 8:30 pm-12:30 am LIP SERVICE Saturday, May 5 8:30 pm-12:00 am NO COVER CHARGE with UW-Parkside 1.0. Wednesday, May 9 FULL HOUSE Alabama Slammers 50• & Schnapps SOC 9:30 pm-10:30 pm Tap Beer u you already mow lll'by ther are on!) three laffl-s, or t a happy landing as. you are With immediately lo s«ney Tbefe1J no of a pwposduJ. ly U-.m plot by this r~er Faculty member JDdilh Tucttt Snider bas d and C'OaStnld· ed rostumes for the production tn the height of lush 3""'~ ..... "' wti ion Stelly Warren bas dcsiDK'd IDd built a Witty, splffldid ~ STUDENT SPECIALS FROM 5120 PER MONTH* MODERN " LOFT'' APARTMENTS • Appliances • Heat & Wat r • Carpe ng • Electr c ly • Drapes • Parking • Furniture • Laundry fac ltt1 s RESERVATIONS FOR FALL TERM By contacting the man g r, you can actually be sure of m etlng your hous ng needs In advance of the fall semester. SEPTEMBER 1, 1984 THRU MAY 31, 1985 RENTAL OFFICE HOURS Daily 1 pm to 5 pm Sun. 1 pm to 4 pm PHONE 553-9009 Professionally managed by THE LANDLORD LTD. "Based on Double Occupancy r 1! 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U interested, call Bill Robbins at 553-2233. Personals CAROL: HERE'S your classified ad Happy??? RIC&. NJCJt, Dick and Sarah: How does one atu.in immortality? Help Wanted BICK. NICK.. Dick and Sarah: You THE UW-PA.RISIDE office of gets yoursell an OSWALD. Public lnlormat.iOD is seekmg a stu- DR. BILL: So tbe malpractice w.s dent experienctd an all phases of thrown out or court. Now. how photography. including $hooting, about the Girl Scout and the hand· developing and pnnting black and cuffs? Ann Roberts. white pictures. to wort part-time. NA.\1E WJTBBELD: When does The job will reqwre sorM evening your cUy end? "THE OFFICE'' and weekend work Applicant must NA.\1E WlfllBELD: Why didn't ha\e working knowledge of funda- you talk lO the janitors? "OFFICE'' A Week at the Park Coatiaued from Page 9 T\wsday, May I-The classic sd· ence fiction movie. "Tbe Fly," will be shown at 7 p m in the Uruon Cinema The moVM! as rated G and runs 94 minutes. Admiwon is free de Jazz Ensemble can be heard at a p.m. m the Communication Arts Theater. Admission is $3 for Parkside students and SS for others 'nck· ets can be purchased at the Union lnfonnatJoD Center and at the Fine Arb Di~n Offil'fl The long-awaited CODCffl featUI· tng Ed ~ and the Partsi• I i .~ ' ·. \ i PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE Announces STUDY BREAK COFFEE SPECIAL Mon., May 14 thru Fri., May 18 WLLC Coffee Shoppe Buy a Cup of Coffee Get a Coupon Good For A Second Cup of The Same Size FREE! GOOD LUCK WITH EXAMS "TIIE OFFICE" I did, and they told me they thought you were pigs, loo. ANDY: fflE game's up. I know what you're playing at. Mrs. John• son OFFICE-GOERS: Massage lessons beginning soon. Be there. RICK: YOUR middle name isn't slime. but it sure is ~im.lLar, Ann Roberts. JEFF: SHE was a doll!! Good job!! Y.A.E. UTE: WHAT'S the calorie count so far? Ann Roberts UCK RUEHR: Here's the classified you'1.e been wailing for. Lo,·e. Laroe, K. RACHEL K : My tunes are still spinning! Rock on!! Joey!! SUSAN P. Rock and ROLL for• e"o'er! Rock ON!! JOEY .Snorts Shots KM & JWN: Congratulations! I hope your romance lasts as long as the new rock. WRHJ. DENISE (LEFTY):. How's the left one? SIGNED, raE RIGHT ONE. MEP: WANT to split a can of olives? CH JOEY: DON'T look now, you might find out!! Radio RJZ: YOU were the most handsome man at the ball. Thank you for making lt so special. Cynde. RlZ \'RAY Jni Ebi Kita Cynde Miller. RJZ: YOU still own me a romantic night on the town. MKD. GOOCHIE: LET'S do some pool action this week at the pub. MD. MELVIN: We'll have to mate our little mopeds sometime. DOC ANNIE: ARE you going to make it RANGER by Paul Berge through social problems this semester? MD DEB: I can't wait 'til Monday. The Sox are going lo kill the Brewers DOC ANDI BETH: Good luck with your little RMJ. MD. BLANCHE: fflE smelt fishers are waiting lo attack. Let's send Molly down first to run interferencethey'll never go for her. HAHAHA MOLLY: DOESN'T smelt fishing on a Friday night sound simply charming?? And don't expect to learn the computer business too quickly. I'm not sure it's all it's cracked up to be. STACE: STOP grinding your teeth!!! And if you do it this weekend, I'll take you somewhere to have them pulled. Then we'll see who goes to Tucson. True blue Cub fan b)· Robb Laebr AU right. l confess. t am a true. blue. dyed-in-the'wool, totally dedicated, long-suffering Chicago Cub fan. l have been a fan for the last 12 years, and probably will be for life. Throughout that lime I've started out each year with high hopes for the Cubs: then the season started. It's been that way since 1945, Jr 4446 Sheridan Rd., Kenosha • 652-3690 Live and on S&age Frf,-Sat.-Sun. u NBOYS 9-.30 pm - 1 :00 am • No Increase on Any Drinks • Band Donatton-11 .oo • Pak.Ing Avallabte Aaoss East Corner PLU SUNDAY BEER BUST JAMBOREE 1PM T04PM •S2.00 At The Door• s1 Band Donation • when the Cubs last won a pennant. Ob, sure, the Northsiders have been near the lop of the National League once or twice since then. The most remembered time, of course, was 1969, when the "Miracle Mets" overtook the Cubs during September in probably the most incredible comeback in the history of sports. Contributing to the Mets' comeback was the famous Cubs' September Swoon. now legendary in the world of baseball. During a couple of years in the 1970's, the Cubs were in first place as late as mid-August. but then the Swoon returned to haunt them. For the most part, however, the Cubs usually found themselves out of the division race from the start. This is in a division thought of as the weakest in baseball. (For esample. the New York Mets won the division in 1973 with a record of 83- 79.) Things change, however, and on the north side of Chicago. witllill Continued on Page 15 - 13 .. Thursday, May 3, 1984 THE END May 19 & 20 1984 Parkside Activities Board University of Wisconsin-Parkside Donnie Iris and the Cruisers will perform Sunday, May 20 at 9:30 p.m. on the Union Patro RA ER Saturday, May 19 9 am 10am 1 m HOO 4 pm OP Dt ER 630 pm 30 pm CCU May 20 5 pm 630 pm MAUD *** PLEASE NOTE GUEST POLICY *** NO GUEST TICKETS Ll BE SO O O T DAY OF l'HE EVENT GU T TIC ETS MUST BE PURCHASED lN AD A CE AT THE U 0 I FORMATION DESK LAST DATE 10 PU • CHASE ADVANCE TlCKETS IS flVDAV, MAY 18 BEFORE 4 PM - - - :' ..... ------ _....., . . • -:-..4- r It Tluanday, May 3, 1984 Women ,s softball District tourney first priority By Pat Ounbie SJIOC'1,I Edi&or Durln, this wt weekend the weather played a factor in the lamft the women•s softball te2m played 1n the Whitewater touma• ment The women played agafnst 'A1uteWater, uCrosse and Stevens Pcrint "Pbyini ln Wbltewater was a r I a~ E~eryone played under the same condJuons but at was hard to keep your eyes open because of the blowing sand," coach Lincu Draft eotnmfflted The LaCrosse and St~ens Point pmes were both tipt. wtlh KOres of 1-0 The LaCrosse game was JCOttlm until the overtime Ith inn1nc The only score in the Stevens Point pine '™ in the Ith inning "Both games were good and exciting," said Draft Against Whitewater the men weren ·t so lucky The ending StOre was a 2-1 loss The wtnd was ,ery strong and took the hits away. Draft commented, "It was real disappouiUng to lose that dwnplOO· ship Whitewater game for the second year in a row by a one-run ball game. It was d.isappouiting because one of our goals was to wm that dwnpionsbip .. Earlier an the week the women played St. Xa~ ID a double ~der and lost both of those games 4-1 and 1-1. The team made a lot of mental errors that game and Just didn't play well. The team wasn't bitting IS ~ U I.bey usually do Draft said, "They're a good team and you can't afford to give them any kind of edge " They came back after that to stomp Northeastern Illinois The double header scores were 12-2 and 7-0. The teMD hit them hard with doubles and tnples. The team is ranked 11th 1n the nation now, but don't really foresee going any higher 1n the rankings as of now. Right now the team is roncentraUng on the district touma· meat agamst Green Bay. One goal is to make natiooals, but the team IS coocentntin& on one game at a time. "We can't look ahead If you do that you have a tendency to look past the immediate future, if you do that you might not even get there cnauonalsJ," Draft c:oncluded. RANGER ___ Ill', his band at pitching against Carroll College. Photo by Michael luilM Men's baseball putting together wins By Pat Clambie Sporia Edltor Despite \\eather probl m • the men basebllll team I puttm together a f"' wms. Saturday against Concordia lhe men won their dou• ble ~er 17-7 and 18-0 They play Concordia today 1n the State Tournament at 3 p m. Hitting well against Concordia was Dave Schwartz who hit a grand slam in the rust and in the second game hit a ~ run He fmlsbed wilh 11 RBI, his career best Other hitters ere John Hyatt 4 for 6. Dave Schwartz 5 for S and Duane McLean 3 for 5. Pitdl.ing a shut out game in lhl' second pme wett Sean Patterson and Dan Elverman. Here against Carroll college the men lost 5-4. Duane McLean pitch· ed that game. His usual position is m the outfield, but he pitched to give the other pitchers a rest. Hit• ting well against Carroll was John Hyatt and Joe Meier with 2 hits each and Dave Schwartz with a home run Against Chicago Circle they split lhe double header losing 2·1 and coming back to win 3-l. In the first game Sean Patterson pitched an ex• cellent game giving up only two hits. In the 3-1 game Tun Sorenson ga,·e up 6 hits but stnJck out five Dave Schwartz had two RBI that game. The team suffered heartbreaking losses to UW-Madison on Tuesday. They lost the first game with a close 4-3, although Parkside out hit Madison 9-5. Tom Weipert went 3 for 4 and Randy Speigelhoff was 2 for 3. In the second game they were defeated again. 7-1. "They threw their best pitcher at us that game We had only three hits," said Captain Dave Schwartz. The all-<:oriference baseball team has been named and some of the Parkside team members were selected. Those named for ouUield are Dave Schwartz and John Hyatt Scott Brooks was named for utility outfield. Pitchers Sean Pattenoa and Tim Sorenson were also named. Whitewater Invite results The Whitewater Invitational proved to be a tum for the better for the men·, tract team The team IS small. and most ol the nw,en' talents lie ill distaDce events. Pant• side doel aot have a faeld events team. 'lbe team was fifth out ol Racer pltoto b) Dave McE,-oy nine teams. TAKE A STUDY BREAK An accomplishment the team revels ln i.s beating Carthage, the local nval. UW-W was first with 181 points. Parkside scored 63, and Carthage, who came in sixth, scored 451/a points. Ted Miller came in second place in the 1,000 meter race. His time was 31 :45, a personal best for Miller. He's never run under 32 minutes before. In lhe 10,000 meter walk, the race walkers dominated once again. Olympic qualifying race.. walkers Andy Kaestner placed second with 45:55.2 and Mark Manning third with a time of 46 :44.2. Rod Condon came in fourth at 48.27.6, and an unofficial sixth place for Parbide was from Mick Rohl at 52:10. In the 400 meter dash, Fred Knock placed third with 50 9. Ridl Miller was back in fonn in the 1508 meter getting a time of 4·03.0 and placing second. Dan Stublaski won the 5000 meter, dusting the field witll bis time of 15.02.6. Mark Hunt placed second in that same race. Hunt's time in that race was 15.0U. The 1600 relay team only placed fourth, but they made a penonal best time of 3:31.3. The relay team members are: MiUer, Knock. Lunnow and Schuchardt. Coach Lucian Rosa commented, "I am pleased wilh the men's per· formance. They ran well at tbiS meet." 15 Thursday, May 3, 1984 Loop 500 Bike race a good time When was the last time you raced for a pizza? In the Loop 500 bike race, sponsored by the PSE Marketing Club last Wednesday, ten teams of four members went out in cut-throat competition. The team who won the coveted prize of a pizza were "The Units." Team members were Sue Meyer, Mike Vania, Michelle Gross and Don Matanowski. How did winning feel? "Good." The winners of this year's loop race won last year's race, too. . Matanowski coasted to the fmish line well ahead of the pack. The t~ attributes their win to developing a technique for transferring the garter, a secret they would DOl reveal. The bikers had to transfer a garter from the leg of the rider to the leg of the next nder. The second place team "Coaches Crew," was compnsed oi Suzanne Weisner, Greg Spencer Brian Olsen and Esther Will. M 7- ttply to second place statUtt "better than third place. .. ~ team obviously ~ fun was the faculty team of Don Walters, Ron Smger, Irene Hemmans and Marie Rovelstad They didn't do so well. and one of the transfers they bad wasn't smooth Ro\"ristad fell down with the trusfemnc rider an a heap on the bike She commented, .. I wasn't sure bow to get off the bike and tab off the garter at the same lime." \1arie Ro~elstad falls off her bike to tran fer the carter to Irene llerTemans. A true blue Cub {an Continued from Page lZ the Friendly Confines of Wrigley Field, the Cubs appear to have a legitimate chance of taking the National League East title. It may be a bit early to be talking that tughly of the Cubs, but there are signs that 39 years of frustration may be nearing and end. For starters the Cubs are off to a 12-3 start. This may not be real 1mpres~ive to most observers. It isn't the record that has me encouraged: but rather the style of play that gives me real hope. Since Jim Frey took over for Lee Elia (with a short stint by Charlie Fox sandwiched in between). the Cubs hardly look like themselves. In the last week, they attempted to steal home three times (being .._successful twkel. They have been testing the anns of opposing ouU1elders by taking the extra base. They have been using the hit-and•run with great success and they are third in the NL in team batting <.272). Leading the way are Gary Matthews ( 333. 12 RBI, 2 home runs). Leon Durham (.283, 7, 2), Jody Davis ( 308, 15.ll and Mel Hall ( .295, 5, 1). On the pitching end, there are more bright spots than wash-<>uts. Steve Trout is surprisulg everyone. He is 3-1 wtth an ERA of 2.38, a far tty from last year when his ERA was over 4.00. Dick Ruthven, who had a altercation with Mel Hall 1n IJ)rinc tnlning, is 2-1 with an ERA of 4.54. The best of the starters. however, is Scott Sanderson, a Cbi· cap.area native who was acquittd from the Montreal Expos last year. He is S-1 wttb an ERA of 1.67. In bis last four starts be bu _v,,ea up no more than two earned runs m each. This includes a two-hit.~ run performance last Saturday against Pittsburgh. He faced only 28 batters, one c,ver the muumum Last, but not 1~. is the bullpen. Lee Smith has five saves and is considered one of the best relief pitchers in the Nation.al lngue Another big (and I mean big) ronbibutor is Tim Stoddard, acquired recently in a trade.. The combina• lion of Smith and Stoddal'd gives the Cubs the biggest bullpen in the majors; not in numben, but m sheer built. Smith is 6 foot-6, Stod· dard is 6 foot-7, and each man weighs over 200 pounds. 'This ts a help when you're trying to lntimi• date opposing batters On the field, the Cubs have shor• ed up their defense With the cquisition of Bob Dernier from the Phillies Dernier has taken O\'tt the ttnler field spot from I HaD Ron Cey has bttn his steady sdf so far, as has I.any Sowa At s«ond base. Ryne Smdberg. last years NL Gold Glove wumtt, bas linued bls apartlinc pby Togethff with Sowa, the two men anchor the m1ddle of the CUb def~. and cornprise one of the best doubleplay dDOS tn the major ~ Behind the plate, Jody Da does adequate job All an all the Cubs are a tum to be reckoned with an the a. East 'Ibis division has the most panty of any dh-won m baseball, ratt will go down to the end of the son I ~ the Cubs to be the thick of the nee all the Wll} This may be their best season net' I so keep an eye on FrieDdly {mes ----- A1HLETE OF THE WEEK *************** MARK MANNING *************** UW-Parks1de senior. member 01 race wal ng team. Qualified for Olympic Trials in June at the Los Angeles Coliseum. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parkside dips - Freshman applications sour in UW System Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, April 26, 1984 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 12, No. 28 —— 1 ... . • • ' . J Ki.SjiV ... Easter visitors Photo by Dave McEvoy Easter Bunnies Harvy and Harriot visited the Parkside Child Care Center last week. See story and in­ terview on page 9. Parkside dins Freshman applications soar in UW System by Jo hn Kovalic Feature Editor UW-Whitewater i s going to stop accepting all applications from pro­ spective new freshmen after July 1. Administrative sources in White­ water were quoted as saying that applications have risen by ove r 250 as of April 1 since the same time last year. This represents a 10 percent in­ crease in new freshman applica­ tions. At th e same time, the UW-Madi- son campus is expecting a new high in its admissions, having already admitted 9,366 new freshmen by April 1. This is already 7 percent higher than recorded last April. Both Madison and Whitewater set records for enrollment, with 43,- 075 and 10,493 students respectively for the 1983-84 acad emic year. Ste­ vens Point and other UW campuses are experiencing similar increases. The UW System as a whole is al­ ready up 1,000 admissions ov er last year, according to Parkside Assist­ ant Chancellor Carla Stoffle. Total applications to Parkside have fallen from the records set in 1983, dropping from 914 applica­ tions as of April 1 last year to 844, a fall of over 7.5 per cent. Stoffle blames the apparently topsy-turvy fortunes of Parkside on the economy. INSIDE Manning "walks" to Olympic trials Kennedy's private life examined Wind Ensemble, Chamber Singers present concerts PSGA looks for more Senators Parkside group visits Russia "Last year the economy was a lot worse," she said, and students who couldn't afford the cost of living (away from home) chose to stay at home and commute instead. This is why P arkside's enrollment jumped up between 1982 and 1983 . A lo t of Southeastern Wisconsin kids were coming to us." Now that the economy has im­ proved, many students are leaving for campuses further away with dormitory facilities. A Whitewater spokesman was reported on saying that the on-campus housing situa­ tion there is extremely limited and that the university would be un able to insure satisfactory class selec­ tion. Therefore Whitewater was left with little else to do but institute the July 1 cut-off date for freshman applications. "Last year we added classes (when faced with the higher enroll­ ment)," Stoffle said. "We added a PUAB few and filled the others chock- full." "All of the campuses in the sys­ tem have basically th e same policy on admittance," said Stoffle, "but Madison's rejection rate is higher because, for one thing, they receive a lot more out-of-state applica­ tions.". Madison's Chancellor Irving Shain set up a committee to study the possibility of an enrollment limit as well as the effect a tuition increase would have on e nrollment. "We've never limited the num­ ber of applications at Parkside," said Stoffle. "In fact, applications and admittances are still up from two years ago." Applications increased by about 3.5 per cent over this period, rising from 816 to 844. "I think this makes a more ap­ propriate figure for comparison with the other U.W. System (schools)," added Stoffle. Special events guests limited by Je nnie Tunkieicz News E ditor What to do about the guests of Parkside students in regard to spe­ cial events in the Union Square and Rec Center was addressed Monday at the PUAB (Parkside Union Advi­ sory Board) meeting. The committee decided in a prior recommendation to allow all Park- side students use of the Union Square and Rec Center while preventing under-age students from obtaining alcohol by means of iden­ tification. The group also stated in a past recommendation that all stu­ dents may attend any special events sponsored by student organizations, unless the said organization limits the event to students 19 and over. The recommendation approved Monday sta tes that recognized stu­ dent organization sponsored events where alcohol is served will be :pen to aU Parkside students and their guests, but guests must be of the legal drinking age. Guests of Parkside students under the legal drinking age will be refused admit­ tance. The committee discussed wheth­ er or not this recommendation should in clude high school stu dents who t ake classes at Parkside. "Opening up dances to students who are underage bothers me," said Bill Niebuhr, Union Director. Florence Shipek, faculty repre­ sentative, said she feels high school students won't, be much of a prob­ lem. "My experience shows that high school students who are going to college to take extra courses are responsible," she said. A motion also passed stating that any events not sponsored by stu­ dent organizations where alcohol will be served will be reviewed on an individual basis by the Union ad­ ministration, whereby appropriate policies will be determined. This motion was made to ensure that the laws pertaining to drinking will be followed by all groups who use the Union facilities, such as wed­ ding receptions, Gen Con, commu­ nity meetings, etc. PUAB has now finished makfiig recommendations and rationale for the implementation of the new Continued on Page 12 2 Thursday, April 26 ,1984 HANGER 1 Letters to the Editor I Ranger's crime reporting welcome To the Editor: I would be glad to see more of this type of reporting of crime on campus. (Editor's note: Media Services theft story in April 12 issue). I feel that students have a right to know what is going on around this campus. According to your last article, if you steal something on this cam­ pus, your police record will be ex­ punged if i t is your first offense or (if you are) under the age of 21. Boy, now you can steal and get away with it. Are we open to this kind of justice? All I can say is — k eep up the good work, Ranger, and keep the students at Parkside well informed of other thefts. Paul Johnson PSGA Vice President P.S. How about a story of theft right here in o ur own library? How about the destruction of p roperty in the library? How about the eating and drinking in the library? How about the students who leave trash in the hall and we all have to look at it all day long? Students should be more considerate To the Editor: I would like to address this letter to the people in "The Office" in Greenquist. 1 hope you have more consideration for your fellow stu­ dents and clean up your mess at day's end instead of leaving it for someone else to do. I hope you don't live at home like that, leaving paper and dishes sitting around. I am glad you have your little group, but please clean up your mess. I would like to address this part to the people who live in the li­ brary. I have just as much right as you d o to use the library to study. I don't believe that either one of us has a right to destroy anything that is in the library. The typewriters and their coin boxes are there to use, not destroy. The chairs are to sit in, not to fight with. The bath­ rooms are there to use, not for you to destroy. The rules were made so that every student could use the li­ brary, and the sign that says "No smoking, eating or drinking" is there for a purpose, not for you to say, "It doesn't apply to me." Name withheld Open Forum with Guskin April 30 Ranger is sponsoring an open forum with Chancellor Alan Guskin on Monday, April 30 a t 1 p.m. in Main Place. All welcome to at­ tend to ask questions or make comments to the chancellor. Be sure to at­ tend. Chancellor Alan Guskin AS SECRETARY OF HEALTH AN D HUMAN SERVICES, I AM PLEASED ID ANNOUNCE that we have found the probable CAUSE OF THE DEADLY DISE ASE "AIDS": CONGRESSIONAL DEBATE ( ON THIS HIGHLY SENSITIVE ISSUE. J f}, © \ r | I'M SORRY—I HAVE \ NO IDEA HOW TH AT 1 CARD GOT IN THERE... S OMEONE BE TTER WARN T HE P RESIDENT THAT H E'S A BOUT TO BLAME A FOREIGN POLICY SE TBACK O N A CAN CER VIRUS... V PSGA looks to fill up 18-seat Senate by Ken Meyer Editor New Parkside Student Govern­ ment Association (PSGA) Senate Pro Tempore Joe Vignieri is seek­ ing to fill the five vacant seats in the 18-seat Senate. "I am going to actively recruit," said Vignieri, who was elected Pro Tempore three weeks ago. "There's 6000 s tudents and only five seats open. There must be interested, qualified students out there." Vignieri says the process of be­ coming a PSGA Senator is not a difficult one. A potential Senator should inform the Pro Tempore or the PSGA Vice President, and the Senate votes to appoint the person to a two-week internship. A student may also be appointed to an intern­ ship by two Senators. An internship consists of address­ ing a topic that affects the PSGA Senate or is Parkside-related. Vig­ nieri said, "The emphasis is on a report that will aid the Senate in some way, but we won't deny stu­ dents who have a strong interest in another area of the university." Vignieri said when he interned in the Senate, his report addressed the membership problem of th e Senate. Other possible topics, he said, in­ clude the minority retention pro­ gram and whether or not a student Code of Ethics is necessary. Since writing a report is required of an intern, Vignieri admits it is extra work. "If they're unsure if they'll have the time to be a Sena­ tor, it's hard to ask for more work (right away)." He said he compiled his report in two weeks working a total of about six hours. Senators are required to put in at least three office hours a week and be on at least one PSGA commit­ tee. One point that Vignieri mentions is that past PSGA Senators will probably have their two-week in­ ternship waived if they wish to re­ join the Senate. Vignieri rejoined the Senate recently after his unsuc­ cessful bid for the vice presidency in March. Vignieri realizes that some stu­ dents may want to wait until the fall elections to join the Senate in order to avoid the internship. He said that many students do not have any spare time with their cur­ rent schedules, many students work and Parkside has a non-traditional student body. AU of the five vacant Senate seats are fall seats; nine seats are elelcted each semester. Whoever in­ terns in the Senate now will have to run for reelection in the fall. But, said Vignieri, "anybody get­ ting in right now will get benefits," because the Senate meets monthly over the summer, so new Senators will spend less time while getting the experience. "We (have had) problems in the past in student government, but now we have a new, young, active Senate addressing the issues on campus," said Vignieri. Any student wishing to join the Senate, said Vignieri, "should see me and I will help them." Interes­ ted students should stop in the PSGA office, WLLD D139. U 9 *06 c % & Ken Meyer Jennie Tunkieicz John Kovalic Patricia Cumbie Michael Kailas Dave McEvoy... Andv Buchanan Catherine Chaffee.... Jill Whitney Nielsen. Pat Hensiak .Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor .Photo Editor Copy Editor ..Business Manager ..Advertising Manager ...Distribution Manager ....Asst. Business Manager WRITERS 5*5 D !? 0 , n ' ?° b Kiesli n S. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 27 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. PUAB discusses enforcement of new drinking age law Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Chancellor Alan PUAB discusses enforcement of new drinking age law by Jennie Tunkieicz News Editor "How do we keep underage students from drinking in the Union? We don't want to be a police state and we don't want to be winking at the law, so what do we do?" asked Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle last week. Enforcement of the new drinking age law in the Union on campus was the discussed topic at the Friday, April 13 PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) meeting. Stoffle and Security director Ron Brinkman were invited to the meeting to discuss their roles in enforcement and disciplinary actions when the new drinking age law takes effect in July. The board felt that it would be in the best interest of the Union to find out what disciplinary procedures and enforcement of the law will be followed by the campus before they form any conclusions in that area. Stoffle said that college campuses are in a unique situation in that they were deliberately omitted in one area by the legislature in the new drinking age law. This omission gives campuses the option to establish their own policies concerning the law. After PUAB finishes their proposal package, and if the package is approved, Stoffle said she will meet with Assistant Chancellor Gary Goetz, Brinkman, and disciplinarian Jenny Price "to discuss how to cany out the proposals." Stoffle said that she would appreciate PUAB's advice concerning discipline and enforcement. "I've never been a bartender here, I don't know all the problems, and I'm not always aware of the pitfalls," she said. Jack Kemper, SOC (Student Organization Council) representative, said that he feels students should know that something will happen if they do not follow the rules. "I also don't feel that hauling people off to the D.A.'s office will all the time be sufficient," he said. Brinkman said that one way to handle the situation if people are breaking the law (underage drinking or sharing alcohol with underage students) would be for Security personnel to first issue warnings, second time abusers would be sent to Price for disciplinary action and third or fourth time abusers would be arrested. "There is no rule saying that we have to arrest people immediately," said Brinkman. "Educating the bartenders, hiring addtional staff, establishing pro- 'cedures, explaining the law to students with signs or some other mechanism to warn them about the law are some of the ideas Stoffle added. Bruce Preston, committee member, said that community tavern owners will be watching the campus very closely. Brinkman added, "(Tavern owners) are going to put (students) in a fish bowl and watch their every move." PUAB plans further discussion of alcohol policies and possible ways to enforce the new drinking age laws on the campus. The group will not meet on Friday, April 20 but Open Forum with Guskin April 30 Ranger is sponsoring an open forum with Chancellor Alan Guskin on Monday, April 30 at 1 p.m. in Main Place. All welcome to attend to ask qu estions or make comments to the chancellor. Be sure to at^ "avc w dIiesi people will probably meet April 27. tteenndd.. Kilbourne examines alcohol advertising bhiy/ Cfoarrnoll KIT AorI^tAenMdfliicnklr 1 . . "The two major aspects in today's Society are alcohol and advertisingf' said media analyst and writer Dr. Jean Kilbourne, who talked at Parkside last Wednesday on the effects of advertising on alcohol consumption. Creator of two films, "The Naked Truth" and "Under The Influence," Kilbourne has exposed the media industry over alcohol. At the beginning of the lecture she stressed, "This is not a temperance lecture, nor a lecture on alcoholism, but rather it's an examina-^ tion of the atittudes about alcohol . in this society and the effects of these attitudes on whether we drink or not." She also said, "My aim is not simply to reform the advertisers, but to use these ads to illustrate just what these advertisers are perpetuating and reinforcing in these present attitudes." "Ads alone don't cause alcoholism," according to Kilbourne, "but they do play a big role in the U.S. by establishing norms and creating a climate. Alcohol is presented as a myth. The point of a ll advertising is not to uform but to establish myths. Advertisers play on the conscious and unconscious so people associate alcohol with good things. "Alcohol advertisers link alcohol with many positive qualities and attributes, the very qualities that the abuse of alcohol diminishes or destroys," stated Kilbourne. "Alcohol is big business," said INSIDE Student artists show their work Drummer Shaugknessy to perform Moliere's "Miser" plays at Parkside Women's softball on winning streak Kilbourne. "The Revenue is over $40 billion dollars a year and the industry spends over $1 billion on advertising alone. That's 20 times more than the National Institute on Alcohol Abuse and Alcoholism uses in the prevention, research and treatment of alcoholism." As stated before, alcohol advertising employs several links to human qualities and feelings. People like to celebrate, and the essential part of every holiday is alcohol. Advertisers imply something else in some ads: "Holidays were made for Michelob." According to Kilbourne, "The point of holidays IS the beer." This ad also implies the same idea; "Actually, there are several good reasons for getting married." Success is another desired quality. Advertisers play on this need. "There is a relationship between alcohol and success, however negative. Even small amounts of alcohol decrease Alertness and efficiency," said Kilbourne. "Advertisers, however, display it as a magic potion. It will even give you instant athletic abilities, second only to Tampax." Kilbourne claimed, "There isn't a thing you can do that alcohol will make you do better." "Not only can you become a successful athlete, you can also become creative." "Edgar Allen Stroh," for instance, shows this. Poe was an alcoholic, he died of alcoholism and died a grotesque death. According to Kilbourne, Poe was an alcoholic at a time when there was no hope for alcoholics. "Imagine any other drug addiction that would be joked about. With alcohol it becomes acceptable," Kilbourne stated. There are several sighs of trouble that indicate a problem drinker and alcoholic. Isolation and loneliness become prevalent in an alcoholic's life. Advertisers turn it around with this ad: "Create your own special island." "Clearly, this is promoting solitary drinking, which is a sure way to get into trouble," Kilbourne advised. Other signs of trouble are fragmentation, life becoming unmanageable and when the drinker hoards his/her supply. "Alcohol is related to parties, good times and fun, but it's equally related to suicide, depression, murder, unemployment and sickness, but this side is erased," said Kilbourne. "Sixty percent of the general population that seeks psychological help for depression have a drinking problem, and the suicide rate of alcoholics is 58 times more than for non alcoholics," added Kilbourne. Kilbourne also discussed the effects of subliminal advertising. She defined it as being below the threshold of consciousness, nsiffiHy sexual. "These ads are not made to turn you on, but to make you anxious. Person sees ad, the unconscious image is repressed, repression sets up anxiety. Anxiety is a Continued on Page Z RANGER Letters to the Editor Disgusting behavior Dear Editor: I am a member of the Parkside Dart Team who is very perturbed with the behavior of some of my fellow students. Recently I had the opportunity to observe first hand the handiwork of some highly educated college students. On March 30, myself and some fellow dart players enjoyed a couple of hours of darts in the Recreation Center during the afternoon. Later that same day, while the band "Java" was taking a break, we went downstairs to toss a few more darts. We were greeted by the sight of a badly vandalized score board, dart board and best way out chart. Written across the scoreboard was "Dart Players are a bunch of Pussys." This kind of behavior leads me to support retroactive abortions. I sincerely hope the low life or low lives who are responsible for this act of degradation catch AIDS from a dirty needle and live for 11 years in fear before dying a slow and painful death. I am really fed up with vandals and thieves. If you see someone perpetrating an illegal act, call the campus security. We don't need scum sucking dogs roaming the halls of Parkside ripping people off or destroying what is left of the school. Idiots such as these only increase the cost of your tuition. Don't let these dirtbails run your life. Let them know you aren't going to put up with their behavior. Nick Thome 'WE SHOULD HAVE M/JVED PEARL HARBOR. I UNDERSTAND AN AMERICAN PRESIDENT WOULD NOT CONSIDER THAT AN ACT OF WAR." Another view of the caucus To the Editor: The general caucus chairperson was Sue Decker and the chairperson of the individual candidates were: Cletus Williams, Jr. (Mondale), James Pridding (Hart), M. A. Olson (Jackson) and S. Strickler (uncommitted). Election Ballot Results: First ballot: Mondale 1030, Hart 183, Jackson 32, Uncommitted 14. Second ballot: Mondale 1033, Hart 225, Ja ckson 0, Uncommitted 1. Taking the bus to the UAW Hall was a real adventure for me and my walker since the closest stop the bus made was by the entrance of the Vision Center on Washington Road and the closest and safest route was through a steep undercut field. The officials at the door were kind enough to let me come in and sit down before registration began. A sergeant-at-arms conducted me to a room to wait, and as I entered that room I was struck by the fact that the UAW off icials were escoring some 200 o r so retirees to the front of the building to stand in line. I found out later that the UAW retirees have a meeting the first Saturday of every month, and they moved that day's meeting to the morning to accommodate the caucus. "A stroke of good luck to pack a caucus for Mondale." Next I met a newly franchised voter and Hart supporter, and also the Hart supporter's parent, who was a Mondale backer. The parent was trying valiantly to change their off-spring's mind. Finally the parent said, "I have an economic reason for you to support Mondale, and it is called room and board." Sorry to say I did not see that Hart backer in the Hart section of the caucus later. "Chalk one up for coercion for Mondale." Too bad that young voter could not decide on national issues. Upon turning around, I saw someone who I knew tried to run for alderman on the Republican ticket and asked him what he was doing there. He said he was with his wife who was a Jackson supporter. This so-called Repulican did not have a visitor sticker on, but was plastered with Mondale stickers all over his UAW ja cket. Maybe he didn't vote for Mondale, and I hope he didn't, for his own conscience' sake. Anyway, he probably did, just to curry favor from the union steward at work. "What a blatant ctoss-over vote for Mondale." By the way, if you want the union steward to stand up for your rights at work, you had better not let him see you in any other delegation other than Mr. Mondale's. Inside the Hart section of the caucus, I ran into many complaints, especially from the people from Western Kenosha County complaining that in the local papers there was no news about when or where the Democratic caucus was to take place. I was told that most of the county people had to call the County Clerk long distance for any information on the caucus. Saturday, April 7, 1984, s ure was a politically educational day for me. I learned first to pick a very neutral spot to hold the caucus, like my own county headquarters building, then use packing, coercion, crossover voters and stone silence in my opposition's stronghold. You can call this double hearsay, but I was told by James Priddis, Hart's caucus leader, that National Democratic Representative Robert Shapiro, who was there to observe the caucus, said that it was the dirtiest caucus he had ever seen run. Oh, by the way, five hour Kari "Sore Feet" Dixon: the uncommitted caucus ended at 4:30, the Jackson delegation joined the Hart caucus at 4:15, the Hart delegation ended at 6:45, and the Mondale delegation packed it in at 9:45. Anyone with other information on the Kenosha or Racine County caucuses, I'd like to hear from you 8:00 a.m. to 9:30 a.m. M-W-F in the PSGA office. Franklin Kuczenski Kilbourne looks at alcohol advertising Continued from Page 1 powerful motivation and abusers tend to be anxious, but feel alcohol will cure the anxiousness," Kilbourne said. "When the image becomes conscious, the ad loses power over us," she added. All alcohol advertising has three purposes, no matter how they are employed: recruit new members, increase consumption of product gpd assist buyers in choosing a *>rand. The ads want to get young people, want to show a new life style for them. They also want to maintain or increase present sales and, of course, influence a person to purchase a specific brand. The ads focus on the alcoholic in this respect, because, said Kilbourne, "Most heavy drinkers tend to stick to one type of alcohol." There are several symptoms of the problem drinker, according to Kilbourne. 1) Frequently drinking to a state of intoxication; 2) Drinking in order to function; 3) Missing classes or work due to hangovers; 4) Driving while drunk; 5) Blackouts; 6) Drinking alone; 7) Denying a drinking problem; 8) Doing something that you wouldn't do while sober. "These are all signs, but in the U. S. they are acceptable and funny. This saying expresses the attitude: 'I don't have a drinking problem, I drink, I get drunk, I fall down, no problem'," she said. "If you have problems with one drug, just take another," Kilbourne stated. "The morning after I discovered martinis, I discovered Alka Seltzer." "A hangover is a withdrawal from a drug," said Kilbourne. "If you're having a bad hangover, you're suffering withdrawal." Kilbourne added, "A blackout is when you're conscious, but jon't remember the next day what happened. It's a serious form of withdrawal and if it occurs, one should get help." "Alcoholism is a disease," said Kilbourne. "It has little to do with will power, as does any other disease." She also said, "There is no such thing as a typical alcoholic. Less than five percent are on Skid Row. An alcoholic is far more likely to be a man or woman over 30, with a family, home and job." "We don't know the causes. There is no common denominator. The only known relationship is that all alcoholics see alcohol as the most important thing in their lives," stated Kilbourne. Advertisers know this, and use it heavily throughout the ads. U 9 •OD $ Ken Meyer jlttieK2eira :::::::z::~;:^ews Editor PoSJf J? 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PHOTOGRAPHERS Karen Cairo, Karen Trandel Todd Herbst aJ°",T " T, °nd edit*d by students of UW-Parkside and they Thu SnZ TP°™.t °'T ed"0r•'0, P°'ICy and co°'*n'- P"M*bed ^ery R a n Z 9 ! ^ e * C e f " d u " " 9 b r ' ° k > ° " d b ° " d a y i Ranger ,s pri nted by the Rocine Journal Times. be addre"ed porkside Ranger, Universrtyof Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha, Wis. 53141. standard s^zl I b\acceP,ed H typewritten, double spaced on ZntdwhaTJ ' ' t ud ^ >h°n 350 WOrds and mui> he RanaZd!ZrfZ 1^,? , ?° ° m" for Plication Thursday. lory content Contoi™9 false and defame• RANGER a Xgllight Show" drummpr 3 Thursday. April 19,1984 Shaughnessy to perform with Ensemble fh W Sh0W ia22 drunu"er Ed Shaughnessy, whose lively and extraordinarily precise percussive style has formed the rhythmic nucleUS the acclaimed Tonight Show Orchestra for 20 years will perform with the Parkside Jazz Ensemble I at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, May 8, in the Communication Arts Theater. The ensemble is directed by Parkside music professor Tim Bell. Tickets are $3 for students and $5 for the general public and can be purchased at the campus Union Information Center. All seats are reserved. For more information, call 553-2345. Shaughnessy *s Parkside appearance is sponsored by the university's Fine Arts Division. Shaughnessy also will give a drum clinic the day of his performance with the ensemble. The clinic, free to persons who show their tickets to the evening performance, and $2 for others, will be at 3.30 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Shaughnessy will demonstrate basic drum principles and techniques. Shaughnessy joined the Tonight Show Orchestra in 1964 and has CPD performed with it ever since. In 1975 he established his own 17- piece band, the Ed Shaughnessy Energy Force, with which he tours occasionally. A native of New Jersey, he is active as a drum clinician at universities and high schools throughout the U.S. and has composed a number of original pieces for jazz bands, including "Nigerian Walk" and "Blues Detambour." He has been featured on a number of albums, including "Rhapsody for Now," with Tonight Show orchestra director Doc Severinsen; "Afro American Sketches," with o'. Nelson; and "Broadway Basie's Way," with Count Basie. The Parkside Jazz Ensemble I has earned a reputation as consistently one of the finest young jazz ensembles in the Midwest. Parkside jazz ensembles have won "outstanding band" honors four times at the prestigious Midwest Jazz Festival at Elmhurst (111.) Colle ge, winning the latest honor at the festival's most recent competition last year. Two members of the current ensemble received individual awards for outstanding musicianship in the 1983 festival. Steve Jacob, of Kenosha, on saxophone, and Tim Fox, of Racine, on trumpet, were recognized as the Parkside Jazz Ensemble's outstanding musicians; and Fox was ranked second among outstanding musicians of the entire festival. Director Bell, who teaches woodwinds as Well as jazz at Parkside, earned bachelor's and master's degrees in music education from North Texas State University, where he was a member of the famed One O'Clock Lab Band for five years, including service as a graduate student director and lead alto saxophonist for two years. Bell performed with name bands and top entertainers including Tom Jones, Glenn Campbell, Jack Benny, Bobby Vinton, Rich Little and Burt Bacharach. Since coming to Parkside in 1975, he also has performed on saxophone with the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra, as well as with many classical ensembles in southeast Wisconsin. He frequently performs as a sideman in Chicago with the Ralph Berger orchestra for commercial and jazz engagements. * "**• i "Tonight Show" drummer Ed Shaughnessy will join the Parkside Jazz Ensemble I for a May 8 concert. Correction The Corporation for Professional Development was incorrectly identified in the Communication Colloquia story last week. Ranger regrets the error. Ranger needs writers Students tflearn by doing 99 by J ennie Tunldeicz News Editor "Learning by doing" is the philosophy maintained by the Corporation for Professional Development, an organization which is concerned with enhancing the learning experiences for themselves, other students and the community. The organization was formed in Spring 1983 under the auspices of the Communication Department students who "wanted to take the skills and competencies learned in the classroom and apply them to real life," said Traci Fordham, CPD Information Services Coordinator. CPD has sponsored many workshops and colloquia for students and plans more for the future. The group will host Ralph Stayer, Chief Executive Officer of Johnsonville Sausage, on April 25. The group also is in charge of Communication Internships, held a workshop at Capsule College and hosted Communication Major Alumni panel discussions and many other activities. Fordham said that CPD members are encouraged to "take their competencies and interests and expand on them by creating their own type of program or job." An example of this philosophy is the CPD Inreach/Outreach Program. Susan Moles', Inreach/Outreach Coordinator's, interests lie in public speaking. Her job is to bring people on the campus from the community to speak as well as take university people to speak in the community. "We plan these programs to help students learn...to help students 'shed their student skins.' In other words, we help them take the things that they have learned in the classroom and apply them to other things," said Fordham. One goal of CPD, according to Fordham, is to enhance the quality of student graduates. Membership in CPD helps these students gain experience in their area of interest. "We do many things students would be unable to do outside the classroom," she said. Preparing surveys, reports, proposals and brochures are some of the skills required by businesses which CPD members learn. "I feel that I am much more prepared to go out and do things in the business world now that I have been in the corporation," said Fordham. CPD is run primarily by communication students. Some of the more active members include Steve Schreiner, Chief Executive officer; Jeff McKelvie and Jane Proesel, internship program; Moles, Inreach/ Outreach Program; and Eric Elsmo, information services; and Fordham, Information Services and Inreach/Outreach Program. Fordham added about CPD, "What it is all about is to not just sit back and go through the grind, but to really get something out of the university and the classroom setting...going beyond being a student and being professional within the school setting." Students interested in obtaining more information about the Corporation for Professional Development can contact Prof. David Habbel, Comm Arts 224, ext. 2017, Schreiner or Fordham. Professional Resume Writing You've spen t thousa nds o f dollar s and years to g et yo ur d iploma. D o you wa nt a "q uickie" or quality rei sum e to reflect you and your investment? Save your valuable study time. Ca ll the professionals now. Anno Qontok 639-0570 or Rachel King 637-5731 (formor Parkald* atudanta) Reasonable rates. oooooooooood Ranger is now accepting applicants for Editor for the 1984-85 academic year Requirement UJ^V-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least 6 credits per QuaHfication-^ous experience preferred, as is know,edge of UW-Parkside This is a paid position. Application deadline is April 27, 1984 Ranger is also looking for applicants for other positions: SUB-EDITORS, WRITERS, PHOTOGRAPHERS, ADVERTISING SALESPERSONS. JOIN RANGER NOW Thursday, April 19,1984 ActorT former teacher RANGER * Brown enjoys Parkside's stage of life by Ric k Luehr -—-— * I want to be flexible enough not to be considered a 'black actor,' but just an actor." Julian Brown, actor and former teacher is completing his second year at Parkside. He is working on his second degree, his first being an education degree from UWM. He says that he is "over 25", single and has an 8 year old son who lives in Milwaukee. Brown says one reason he picked Parkside was its proximity to Milwaukee." Another factor that was very important was (Parkside drama professor) Lee Van Dyke." Lee sent me tickets to a show here. When I came down and talked to Lee, I was impressed by him. He sort of caught my ear and eye, and I thought that it would be a good experience to work with him." Brown has- been accepted in the graduate acting program at Temple University in Philadelphia, making this his last semester at Parkside. He has also been accepted at the Goodman Theatre in Chicago, Oklahoma State, and Michigan State. "But I've decided on Temple, so I'll be moving to Philadelphia for three years," he said. I don't know a I've been lucky. I've played a wide contrast of roles. I've been given the opportunity to pick up different angles and go in different directions. There's still so much that I have to learn." Julian Brown exactly what it's going to bring. I think they have a fairly interesting program. The people that I've met there from the program and talked to have all been fairly impressive." Another thing he likes about Temple is its nearness to New York City. It's about two hours from Philly to New York, so I'm close to the things that go on. They open many plays that eventually go to Broadway in Philadelphia and it's on the east coast. Brown lived on the west coast, in L A. for four years and said he didn't particularly like what's going on out there. "I much prefer what's going on out on the east coast. There's a sort of laid back approach to life on the west coast. I remember one day, I went to the barber and there was a sign in the window that said "Closed for the day, gone to the beach." I mean, I need a haircut, I've got a job interview, and this guy's gone to the beach. People in New York are more conscious of what they're doing." Brown feels ready for the change. "I think that the motivational forces that you get on the east coast are much sharper than you get on the west coast because people are up and aggressive and out there at six in the morning doing it, whereas people in L.A. are on the beach playing volleyball. It's a totally different lifestyle, and I'm ready for that." Of course, after college, Brown would like to work professionally as an actor. "An ideal situation for me would be to manage my own time, teach, and be able to work professionally. I wouldn't need to be working back to back all the time. If I could manage my money so that I could do YOUR As AND Bs COULD GET YOU INTO OLCS. Your Bachelor of Science (BS) or Bachelor of Arts (BA) degree could be your ticket into Army Officer Candidate School (OCS). Naturally, you have to pass mental and physical tests. Then complete basic training, and you're on your way to O.C.S. at Fort Benning, Georgia. Fourteen weeks later, you could be wearing second lieutenant's bars. It's not easy. But you'll come out tough. Sure in your ability to lead. You'll be in great shape. And you'll gain management skills civilian corporations look for. When you think about your future, O.C.S. seems like a great place to start. Look into it with your Army Recruiter. SSG Robert Centerbar 8600 Sheridan Road Kenosha 697-0520 ARMY BEALLYOUCANBE. Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy Student, actor, former teacher Julian Brown one or two shows a year, and then have some time to spend writing, play my flute, and just live, spending lots of time with my son, it would be ideal. Of course, not in that order because my son is at the top of the list." Brown looks back on his two years at Parkside as being a basically positive time. " It will always be part of my life. There are a lot of people that IH meet again somewhere. The for- .mulation of fr iendships is not some- * thing that just flakes off. I guess I've learned that in the last couple of years, because there are people from this area that I'm going to stay in touch with, so that my phone bill keeps up it's $150 average. I think that I have made some real and true friends here, " he said. The time at Parkside has also been a great learning experience. "There's two ways of learning. You learn from what the instructor says, and you learn from the culture, so it's like subteaching. I remember when I first got to Parkside, walking down the hall and people saying 'hello". This was on the heels of coming for L.A. where people will walk aU over you. So I knew immediately that I was in a different environment, and I found a lot of things that were positive about that. There is a lot of sincerity in people. On the other hand, there's a lot of 'Peyton Place' type stuff going on. The small town, closed ipinded thinking. But, aU in all it's nice." Among his roles in Parkside plays are Petey in "The Birthday 5^-'' Panisse in "Ring Round The Moon", Private Meek in "Too True To Be Good," and his present role as La Fleche in "The Miser " I ve been lucky. I've played a wide contrast of roles. I've been given the opportunity to pick up different angles and go in different directions. There's still so much that I have to learn." One of the things that he has learned is that he enjoys studio theater. "You can hear people breathe, you can feel them in your space. Your concentration has to be right there because if it's not, you're going to trip over someone's feet and fall into the audience. I like that challenge." Another thing Brown enjoys is the summer productions at Parkside. "Last year's summer shows were the first time I had ever done summer stock. We, in essence, rehearse for two weeks and put on a play. It was so frightening to me only having two weeks to rehearse. But I'd like to get the chance to do it again. It gave me a great respect for the rehearsal process. An incident that occured during last summer's production showed the dedication to acting that Brown has. "This woman went through a stop sign and I was going about thirty miles per hour on my motorcycle. I slammed into the side of her car, flew over it, and flipped three times. They took me to the hospital in an ambulance. I got up out of the hospital and went to re hearsal. About midway through, however, my body said 'Don't you realize that you've been in a motorcycle accident', and I just sort of folded up." Brown said that if he could play any role, it would be "Othello." "Maybe it will have significance for me, I'm, not sure why, but it's something that kind of lays there more than anything else. I would like to be able to do the role differently than any of the other great actors who have played the role. I'm speaking of people like James Earl Jones, Anthony Hopkins and Paul , Continued on Page 12 RANGER 5 Thursday, April 19,1984 AT&T to headline annual Computer Fair \nd ??" de's s,udMl t he the mai "Computer Networking and Tel „ .. ecommunications" will be the theme of the eighth annual Computer Fair at Parkside, to be held from 9 a.m. to 4 p.m. on Saturday, April 28, in Main Place of the Wyllie Library/Learning Center. The event, sponsored by Parkside's student chapter of the National Association of Computing Machinery, will feature demonstrations and presentations by four major corporations and 17 area vendors. Admission is $1 and entrance is through the Communication Arts Building on the southwest end of Club Events Dart Team Phi Gamma Nu The UWPDT is proud to announce Corporate Sponsorship T-shirt and Hat Day" On April 27, th e Dart Team Antagonism Committee will sponsor this event. To participate all you have to do is wear your favorite corporate T-shirt or hat or both. Any t ype of advertising will do including the likes of Miller, Pabst, Old Style, Peanut Butter or Twinkies (Nick's personal favorite). The Dart Team will not meet on Friday, April 20 in observance of Good Friday. Not to mention the fact that the campus will close at noon, thereby preventing us from using the Rec Center. Veterans' Club On Saturday, April 28 the Veterans' Hub will be going waterskiing at Brown's Lake. The trip is open to anyone brave enough to battle the cold water. Rich Welbon, President of the Vets Club, said that when he went to test the water temperature at Browns Lake, he stuck his hand in and pulled out an ice cube. All are welcome to attend whether you d ecide to try waterskiing or not. The Vets Club will provide the boat, the gas and two water skis. Beer and soda are to be provided by the guests themselves. This opening day event will begin at 1 p.m. If the activity is rained out it will be postponed until further notice. Psychology Club The Psychology Club will hold a meeting on Wednesday, April 25 a t 1 p.m. in Molinaro 311. Dr . David Beach will be discussing the Fall 1984 schedule. All interested students are encouraged to attend. Do you know where you're going to live after you graduate? If you don't, come and hear Shirley Schmerling as she speaks on "Housing after Graduation." Learn where to look and how much you can expect to spend. Everyone is welcome, so join us at 1 p.m. on Wednesday April 25 in Union 207. NUP Students for the National Unity Party will meet on Wednesday, April 25 a t 1 p.m. in Molinaro 165. BSO The Black Student Organization (BSO) will hold elec tions of officers for the 1984-85 academic year on Monday, April 23 in Molinaro 107 at 1 p.m. Persons nominated for President include Dwight Mosby, Calvin Singleton and Ernestine Weisinger. Vice-President nominations include Greg Holcomb, Dwight Mosby and Derek Thurman. Nominated for Secretary are Danita Baker, Hope Bowden, Joyce House, Hope Jones and Karling Thurman. Those nomT nated for Treasurer include Greg Holcomb, Jill Killian and Derek Thurman. Activities Coordinator nominations include Danita Baker, Dwight Mosby, Napoleon Scarborough and Derek Thurman. Students running for the above positions will provide statements about their qualifications at Monday's meeting. All voting must be completed at the close of that meeting and no other votes will be accepted after that time. Election results will be published in the May 3 Ranger. WELCOME—\ ATHLETE OF THE WEEK •••**••••••**** SEAN PATTERSON •••*••••••***** His pitching against Illinois Chicago Circle was outstanding. Sean pitched 7 innings and won the game 7-4. He allowed only 5 hits. 4 nans. He had 5 strike outs and only one walk. the main academic complex. Parking will be availabl e in the Communication Arts lot. The AT&T Company will headline the fair with a display of its new line of powerful Unix-based terminals and heavy-duty line printers. The terminals will be displayed for the first time in the Midwest at the fair, said Karen Norwood, student coordinator of the event. In addition, AT&T will demonstrate its 3B2 computer model and will present a display titled,"The History of Telecommunications Museum." A keynote address on computer networking and telecommuications will be presented at 3 p.m. in the Union Cinema Thea ter by Maureen McGraw, national networks marketing manager for communications products of Digital Equipment Corporation in Massachusetts. Other computer systems on display will include those produced by the Xerox, Sperry and Zenith corporations. Norwood pointed out that the event is an excellent oportunity for people considering purchasing a business or home computer to see and compare many of the computers on today's market. She said the fair this year is stressing computer systems suited to the needs of business, and encouraged area businessmen to "come to the fair." This is the first time four major corporations are participating in the fair, demonstrating the latest in hardware and software systems and packages," Norwood s aid. "It will be the biggest fair ever." Last year 1000 persons attended, she said. TO: FROM: SUBJECT: MEMORANDUM March 15, 1984 All UW-Parkside Employees and Students Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award Committee Stuart L. Rubner, Chair Carla Stoffle Nick Burckel Maureen Budowle Richard Keehn Teoby Gomez Jeanne Buenker-Philllps Nominations for Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award .he award he/she will resignTrom 00—6 b6C°me 3 Ca"didate ELIGIBILITY CRITERIA be esPeci,al|y distinguished service which demonstrably benefits the Univer PROCEDURE FOR NOMINATING 1. Nominations should be submitted on forms available at Information kiosks in AlfoMhTr Mr RaCe 3nd at the Library/Learning Center C mulaWon Desk All of the information requested on the form must be supplied 2. Supporting documents, tangible evidence, etc., would be appropriate. 3. Deadline for nominations is Monday, April 30 1984 4 saaaKassrB* »»«> 5. The recipient will be announced at the fall convocation. —to IMLerTime Questions may be directed to the Chair, Stuart L. Rubner, ext. 2576. 6 Thursday, April 19,1984 RANGER Seminar examines premenstrual syndrome Ranger photo by Todd Herbst Patricia Limburg, a counselor at Racine's Family Planning, Inc., spoke on premenstrual syndrome at last week's "Women's Studies" seminar. Library trivia winners The winners in the Library Trivia Quiz Contest are as follows: Lydia Morrow won a $5 gift certificate for the Union Sweet Shoppe (sponsored by the Parkside Union). Mark Rau won a pizza (sponsored by Food Service). Dean Hervat won a $3 gift certificate for the Campus book store (sponsored by the Parkside Campus Store). A pair of passes to the Union Cinema (sponsored by PAB) will be given to each winner. Prizes must be picked up from Donna Nicholson, L/LC by Friday, April 27. by Kari Dixon The annoying and sometimes debilitating problem of premenstrual syndrome (PMS) can be alleviated with vitamins and a proper diet and exercise routine, according to Patricia Limburg, counselor at Family Planning Inc., of Racine, who spoke at the Women's Studies seminar last Wednesday. According to Limburg, it is estimated that from five to forty percent of the female population suffers from PMS, but she believes the numbers are higher. PMS, by definition, is any symptom or complaint that is present before menstruation. To actually be PMS, the symptoms must be present sometime after ovulation and before or during the bleeding. PMS can be mild, moderate or severe. "The majority of the symptoms of PMS are associated with the fact that the body is retaining water," Limburg said. "Some women just refuse to leave the house during this time." The reason that PMS is surrounded by some controversy is because it is hard to determine scientifically. "There are no tests to diagnose PMS," Limburg continued. "Because it is women-related and women-reported, there has been some resistance from the medical community." The symptoms of PMS are varied. The more common include bloating, sore breasts, lower backache, nausea, food cravings, depression and lethargy. The more uncommon ones include sinus trouble, vision problems, fainting, panic attacks, Help Wanted NEED CASH? Earn $500+ each school year, 24 (flexible) hours per week placing and filling posters on campus. Serious workers only; we give recommendations. Call now for summer & next fall. 1-800-243- 6679. Services Offered TAKE THE train, Jane! East and Gulf Coasts — $175 max. roundtrip. West Coast - $225 max. Call John Cogan, Strand Travel, 632- 5456, MWF 3-5, Sat. 9-2. NEED HELP with your student loan? Serve part time and we will repay 15% of your loan each year. Find out if you qualify. Call Sgt. Winski, 697-6520. Army Reserve Be all you can be. MONEY FOR college. Earn $1200/year and $4000 education bonus for serving one weekend- /month and two weeks/year. To learn more, call Sgt. Winski, 697- 0520. Army Reserve. Be all you can be. TYPING AND word processing. Gateway Secretarial Service. 637- 1997. spontaneous bruising and joint and muscle pain. Because some of these symptoms can indicate other problems besides PMS, Limburg suggests that all suspected PMS sufferers have complete physicals to rule out other medical causes for the problems. PMS, according to Limburg, is often hereditary and can worsen or begin near menopause. The women who suffer from PMS tend also to have weight problems and usually cannot tolerate the birth control pill. "The usual medical treatment for PMS is a diuretic to relieve the bloating and a tranquilizer to relieve the tension," Limburg said. "This is really no good." Instead of the more traditional treatment, Limburg suggested a different route. The first step is keeping a PMS diary to see exactly what symptoms occur at exactly what time. The cause of PMS, Lim- Continued from Page 5 The Fourth Annual Parkside International Computer Problem- Solving Contest for elementary, junior and senior high school students will be held in conjunction with the fair. The local section of the contest will take place at Parkside, with other segments being held at schools and colleges around the Midwest. Hardware and software vendors participating in the fair include, For Sale 1977 YAMAHA XS 360. W indshield, rack and back rest. 11,000 mi. $600. PHone 694-3813. 1969 MGB with overdrive engine, good body. Best offer. 634-5597. Personals LORE: IT'S been one year. I love you — Gre g. LORIE: I love you — Y up. JULIE AND Dave, keep your clothes on off-campus. Friskie. FRISKIE: THAT'S not possible. Julie and Dave. J & D Hey love, I really missed you. Smoke a bomb? D.G. D.G. I came a long way, I quit smoking!! J&D. I DON'T care what anyone says, I like Parkside. Robibaby STUDS: DO the skeleton face til it scares me. Zemog. A.K.A. CUDDLE Bear, Creating Respiratory problems in elevators. SLY "AWESOME YY," Fan club information. Inquire at Union Square. JOEY: YOU dancing maniac — have your feet recovered yet? burg said, is due to a vitamin deficiency, and high doses of B6, potassium and magnesium are prescribed by Family Planning. A special low salt diet that also eliminates all caffiene (including chocolate, tea, coffee and Coke) and aerobic-like exercises at least three times a week are also recommended to help the body deal with the problems of water retention. One vitamin, called Optivite, has been a great help to some of the women, Limburg said. "PMS is still more like witchcraft than science," she said. "Women must rely on each other to read the symptomatology," she said. Perhaps the only good aspect of PMS is that it often results in an increased libido prior to menstruation. "Some women really love sex at that time of the month," she concluded. from Racine, Colortron Computers, Office Equipment Corp. (which will be presenting a display in conjunction with the Zenith Corp.), Radio Shack and Computer Sales, Inc.; from Kenosha, Duke's Electronic Service Ltd., Heinzen Computer Consultants Ltd. and Kane Associates; and from Milwaukee, Successful Software, Vision Computer Systems, Media Management and Magnetics, Soft House and North Shore Computers. REEN. SNUGGLE BUNNY - I long for your love. Fred. GEE WHIZZERS!!!! FRED: EAT Dung and live—Snugglebunny. HEY WHIT: I got a reprieve. No bars for this boy. K. GIRLS AT P.U. — I 'm not available any more. Baby Animal. GUYS AT P.U. I'm available. Baby Animal. BABY ANIMAL welcome aboard: the fellows pierced in the pink. FELLOWS IN pink. We want Baby Animal back, the girls. GIRLS AND fellows in pink, He's mine! Debbie. DEBBIE, I am yours. Baby Animal. DEBBIE AND Baby Animal live happily ever after. BLANCHE: WE'RE so clever! Stop telling me to not get out of my car!!! MOLLY: IF no one else wants to, I'll be chairman of the parade, but only if the Association allows that. They tend to send letters acknowledging how much people owe...how rude! PAT: GET THE LIGHTER RUG! THE DARK ONE IS TOO BUSY!!! University of Wisconsin-Parkside Fine Arts Division —• p resents — Ed §Eau^Eres§y of the Tonight Show with Jazz Ensemble I conducted by Tim Bell May 8, 1984 8:00 pm • Communication Arts Theatre Tickets: $5.00 General Admission • $3.00 Studsnts Classified ads Dckats AvatttMe: HM Art* D IVMM 553-2564 Units Is forasltes D esk 553-2345 • Ail SMU RM trwd Computer Fair I^^SCONSIN-PARKSIDfe^^'? ? *±/M I'KIMMS /\\/ \ M r jF^M? 4PRII 27 2S, 'H,4Y/l,5.vrSir.u.i ./444Y 3 at io v\t. ^ ^r.'. - MVIRSIIT OF THE MISER ft"* ? T u e i, ?°, ' KDen0Sha- Rebecca Julich, Racine, (both standing and John Muskuhn Racine rehearsed a scene from Moliere's class farce The Miser, the University of Wisconsin-Parkside dramati arts discipline s spring mam stage production to be performed on Fr days, April 27 and May 4, and Saturdays, April 28 and May 5. All pei formances are at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Plays at Parkside 4The Miser' arrives Moliere's classic comedic farce "The Miser," a play that reveals human vice and folly with irrepressible joy, is the Parkside dramatic arts discipline's Spring main stage production, directed by Prof. Lee Van Dyke. The play will be performed over two consecutive weekends, on Fridays April 27 and May 4, and on Saturdays April 28 and May 5. All performances are at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. "The Miser," a 17th century French play that sets the standards by which comedy and comic acting have ever since been judged, concerns Harpagon, the central character who is determined to spend as little money as possible. Harpagon takes to holding onto his money so obsessively that he becomes convinced that his servants are robbing him, and he buries his money in the garden rather than trust it to a bank. He doesn't approve of the money his son spends on clothing, and he wants to marry off his daughter to the first man who will have her without a dowry — n o matter how old he is. The miser's children meet and fall in love with people they intend to marry, but Harpagon announces his own wedding plans: he' will marry the girl with whom his son is in love, and his wealthy friend will marry his (Harpagon's) daughter. Van Dyke said the resolution of this situation is sure to inspire laughter in the audience. "In writing his plays, Moliere drew frequently upon the Italian form called 'Comedia deU'arte,' which is based on improvisation, stock characters and 'lazzi,' or small comedic pieces," Van Dyke said. "Modern equivalents of that style of comedy include the walk of Charlie Chaplin, the famous 'Who's on First' exchange between Abbott and Costello and the contemporary Second City troupe from Chicago." Van Dyke said Moliere's humor is universal and has endured for three centuries. "It's astonishing to find out how fresh Moliere's characters and situations are — and those characters and situations form the basis of Moliere's humor." Van Dyke called Moliere "one of the funniest people in history. Moliere was the Shakespeare of France, except that he concerned himself exclusively with comedy." Cast members of the play include Steve Orth, Scott Reichelsdorf, Mary Beth Kelleher and Andrew Brhel, Kenosha; Paula Boehler, John Muskulin, Rebecca Julich, Bill Serpe and James Walker, Ra- Continued on Page 10 "Beef" gives the beef on alcohol policies Astute readers will probably have noticed by now that the administration is debating on possible new alcohol policies in the Union. As this will likely affect nearly every student on campus, I decided to nip down to the administration offices and ask "Beef" O'Jooce, director of student responsibility, about the proposed changes. Responding to the charges that the new policies were 'assinine' and 'mindless,' O'Jooce quickly stood up to the administration's critics. "Basically, we wanted to cut down on under-age drinking without detering our older population from the occasional quick one with their friends. I believe we have reached a comfortable compromise." said Beef. "We had to focus on two main problems. The first was actually stopping minors from purchasing alcohol, and the second was to cut out the sharing of drinks by seniors." ' 'Our One-Beer-Per-Trip-To-Bar policy was a bit lax, so now all purchases of beer and wine must be accompanied by on-the-spot blood tests, urine analysis, presentation of birth certificates and passports plus retina scan and fingerprint matching. "As the whole process should take less than an hour, we feel it will be unlikely to dissuade our older drinkers," he quipped. Regarding the heinous crime of drink-sharing, "Beef" announced new administrative policies designed to combat this lethal wrongdoing. "Actually, we've been toying with the idea of lacing all drinks with small but lethal doses of cyanide," acknowledged O'Jooce, "which, believe you me, will cut down on this beer-sharing business something drastic." However, there were dissenters to this plan. "Yea, the chancellor wimped out again," said "Beef," with a trace of bitterness in his voice. "That pansy by John Kovalic Feature Editor was afraid of t he reaction from parents. What a wimp." The new policies are somewhat less drastic. "Anyway, we finally decided to cut down on the size of drinks again. After playing around with the idea of just pouring the drinks right down their yaps, we started thinking of reinstating the one-and two-ounce glasses. Eventually we cut that out. Too f—liberal, if you ask me." "The size of a large beer," he continued, the pitch of his voice reaching dangerous altitudes, "was finally decided to be no more than that of a fair-sized thimble." But that is just the beginning, he indicated. \ "At the moment, we're just putting the finishing touches on an amendment to really cut down on sharing. "All wine and beer glasses are to be encased in three tons of molten lead and concrete and buried in a secret location somewhere in the Rockies," he said, grinning broadly. "And if that doesn't work, we'll just shoot the bastards." * * * * * * * * * * What with the Democratic primaries well on the way, and what with a new government at the helm of Parkside's student body, I decided it was time to put my one political science class to good use. I therefore offer the following as a list of laws, by-laws and proprosals any aspiring political candidate would do well to include in future manifestos. Take heed, Gary Hart. These are the real new ideas. • Anyone caught saying "Where's the Beef?" should first be publicly flogged, to be followed by not less than a hail of small arms fire. • All cafeteria cheeseburgers should be labeled with the warning, 'Not to be taken internally.' • Public humiliation of person or persons found wearing 'I Love Michael Jackson' buttons, to be followed by a two-year term locked in a small box in Utah. • The force-feeding of male hormones to the afore-mentioned Jackson, with serious thoughts about the same for Boy George, Richard Simmons and the Smurfs. • Give accounting majors their own room in Molinaro Hall. Lock them in it. • Make it legal to beat person or persons sadistically about the head with a large blunt object upon the utterance, 'Have a Nice Day.' • Ban California. • Restrict the sales of coffee shoppe bagels as lethal weapons, especially when used in hand-tohand combat or ingested. • Immediate withdrawal of all US combat forces from Lebanon and Central America followed by the invasion of Akron, Ohio. • Record conversations between communications majors and play back recordings to same. Wait for resulting hemorrhaging. 8 Thursday, April 19,1984 RANGER Student art Art show successes Ranger photo by Michael Kailas Students whose art is currently on exhibit include (left to right) Bill Grieder (Library Purchase Award), Frank Mandli (Award Recipient), Karen Cairo (Honorable Mention), Kenneth J. Kangas (Best of Show and Honorable Mention), Brian Passino (Award Recipient), Deb Rolling (President, Art Addicts), Karen Roszkowski and Bob Ludwig (Honorable Mentions). PLO se on campus A juried show of works by Parkside art students featuring an impresive array of art forms including painting, sculpture, ceramics and mixed media is on display in the Communication Arts Gallery through Thursday, May 3. Gallery hours are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday; in addition the gallery is open from 7 to 10 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday. The juried exhibit includes 56 works selected from 141 entries by juror Joseph Wilfer, a widely recognized papermaker, typographist and graphic designer who is a visiting professor at UW-Madison. Wilfer selected the works on the basis of creativity, innovation and use of materials. The show is sponsored by a student club, the Art Addicts, and by the Parkside Art Discipline in the Fine Arts Division, and includes three cash awards and four honorable mentions along with a Parkside library purchase award. The first prize, of $40, was awarded to Kenneth J. Kangas, of Kenosha for his work titled "Sunday Night," a birch veneer woodcut depicting a cozy domestic scene featuring enormously dramatic contrasts between light and darkness, geometric and fluid shapes and horizontal and vertical lines. Kansas, 34, is a junior who works third shift at the Chicago & Northwestern Transportation Co. as a yard clerk and attends Parkside part-time during the day. He said "Sunday Night" is a depiction of his two children, Carey, 8, and Cassie, 6, on a typical Sunday night lying in front of the TV set in the living room. Kangas also won an honorable mention for his oil painting titled "Thirteenth Avenue," which shows a real-life two story structure at 13th Ave. and 52nd St. in Kenosha, the first floor of which is a tavern, with the second floor housing apartments. The work communications a sense of loneliness and isolation in the tradition of urban-based artists, Kangas said. In addition, Kangas had a third work accepted in the show. It is a warmly colored acrylic painting titled "Extirpator," which depicts, on a grand scale, ordinary objects including a mouse trap, button and cleaning brush in a cardboard box. Kangas, who was supervised in the creation of "Sunday Night" by Parkside art professor Douglas Devinny, slyly incorporates gently humorous touches in his work. "Sunday Night," a woodcut, includes a wood-carved dude in one corner "watching over the children." "Thirteenth Avenue" features a one-way sign pointing in the direction of the tavern entrance, and "Extirpator" depicts a "Never- Miss" brand mouse trap that has been sprung, and "guess what, there's no mouse," Kangas said. He said, "I was overwhelmed just to be accepted in the show. I'm really honored. I know there are a lot of extremely talented and hardworking art students being taught by high-quality art faculty at Parkside. This show really means something to me." A cash award of $25 went to second- place winner Brian Passino, of Kenosha, for his giant and flamboyantly fluid oil painting titled "Flight," which gives the viewer the impression of flying over a strange and fascinating yellow, green and red planet, approaching an unfolding horizon. A $15 c ash price went to Frank Mandli, of Racine, who took third place for his intriguing "Pig H," a ceramic, feminine-faced pig bedecked in sparkling necklaces and dangling from slings in mid-air. A lithograph by William Grieder, Racine, titled "Baby's Ride," which shows a bemused baby sitting in a baby carriage along with a huge dog won the $75 UW-Parkside Library Purchase Award. The work will be put on permanent display in the Library. Other honorable mentions were awarded to Robert Ludwig of Racine for a polyester resin piece titled "Struggle;" Karen Cairo of Kenosha for an acrylic and mixed media work called "Creation;" and Karen Roszkowski for a copper and wood piece titled "Musical Reflections." by Nick Thome The Parkside Liberation Organization (PLO) is the newest group to seek major organization status. The PLO was formed early this semester to further the rights and freedoms of concerned students who feel special interest groups and members of the administration are discouraging the "American way of life" as set forth by our forefathers. Recently I had the opportunity to interview the man in charge of the PLO at the regional headquarters. The following is a condensed version of the conversations we had. Q. Colonel Keck, why was the PLO formed? A. The members of the Parkside Liberation Organziation are disgusted by the hypocrisy of special interest groups such as Women Against Pornography. They complained bitterly last year when Parkside showed the soft porn movie "Emanuelle," but they didn't say one word during the Foreign Film Festival when an underaged male child was graphically sodomized to death. Q. What are the PLO's feelings about the Union's projected alcohol policies? A. We were shocked by the elimination of pitchers and carafes. Never before has there been a complaint about the 17 year old students who came into the Union. We feel the Alcohol Awareness Committee is a bunch of namby-pamby, undersexed eunuchs with nothing better to do with their lives than to make other people unhappy. Q. By what means do you maintain your organization? A. We have sufficient funding from the private sector, in addition to the support from students, who feel as we do. We have the proper equipment and training to counteract the tainted menace that has been overshadowing the real pursuit of happiness at Parkside. Q. If there was one change you could make tomorrow here at Parkside, what would it be? A. We would terminate the Corporate Sponsorship Committee. The PLO was appalled at the elimination of corporate sponsored events such as Old Style night and Miller night. These events were immensely popular with the students since their beginning when the university first opened its doors. For some reason unknown to the average adult, the corporate sponsorship committee and the alcohol awareness committee have deemed college students incapable of deciding how much alcohol they should consume on any given occasion. Maybe they believe that we are not the future of this beloved country, but potential criminals who upon touching our lips to a cup of beer succumb to ancient animal desires and immediately rape and pillage the surrounding community leaving nothing that even remotely resembles human life forms in our wake. Were these people playground directors in another life who feel compelled to treat us as if we are mindless, whimpering brats? What was the Alcohol Awareness Committee? Why did they disband, leaving their totalitarian measures intact? Do they fear social retribution to such an extent that they would depart before an outraged student body could physically state its objection? We think so. Q. Colonel Keck, what is the American way of life? A. The American way of life is a feeling of self expression. The United States is the only country that believes in the individual, yet we are being subverted by outside factions that want to incorporate us into a homogeneous pool of garbage. I and my group aren't going to let that happen here. We will prevail. 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My three years of fifth grade never found me pulling stunts like that. Give him hormone shots. Dear Dr. Bill, I have been afraid to write you because I have a feeling you've been written to a lot and I was afraid I might suffer by comparison. I'm from Chicago, but I'm stuck in a small town with a bunch of degenerate freaks. My best friend is a wimp who doesn't know his left from his right and my girl friend is a minister's daughter who freely admits that she's not a virgin. They don't even allow music or dancing here! What can I do? Signed, Screwloose Dear Screwloose, Well I think that you should quit Chamber music A free public recital of ten chamber compositions written by Parkside music major Michael E. Edgerton will be performed at 8 p.m. on Friday, April 27, in Communication Arts Room D-118. The works, which will include three compositions for flute, voice and guitar and three pieces for a mixed woodwind and string quintet, will be performed by about a dozen Parkside music students in various ensembles. Edgerton, a senior, will perform as a vocalist in the recital. A n ative of S turtevant, Edgerton has studied composition with Parkside music professor August Wegner for the last two years, and has sung in chamber groups under Parkside music professors Frank Mueller and William Weinert. In addition, he has studied under a number of area voice instructors, including Mary Christensen, Carol Irwin and Martha Dodds, and he has performed with the Renaissance Trio, an area vocal chamber group. After graduating from Parkside this spring, Edgerton plans to continue his music education by enrolling in a graduate school of music, where he will study composition. f°un(Jry to P^ue a baUet ca- [m ii't mean you should dress up like a woman and audition for a soap op...•&!»..don't let people know that you are a mermaid! Dear Dr. Bill, We would like to lodge a complaint pertaining to one of your associate writers for this juvenile (yet credible) publication. Carl Cher- Wildlife cAAj£>rpq-pE ts The MotXrC OF Of?l6-!KJA£.rTY iuggmoitY. nouski, the Polish obtuse columnist, contributes his meaningless, vulgar and obtrusive abominations to this paper. He continually takes an article soaring to the heights of utter subliminity, to just let it come crashing to earth with a drab climax. He is an author with the vocabulary of Dr. Seuss, the depth of a Marvel Comics author and the style of a Harlequin romance writer. 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GO GET IT, OR HAVE IT BROUGHT HERE. \ CONVINCED THEM THAT I COULD GET My SECRETARY TO DELIVER THE PELICAN. KATHY HAD NO EXTENSION PHONE; I GLANCED AT MY WATCH AS I FORMULATED AN IDEA- r PUT THELMA ON FOR ME, WILL YOU? NEXT WEfcfc TIME WILLTEU.! A Week at pg».ir 0 Once O^Lb/Ce-r/ JEJ jaL LsayV Did that register? He's got by BBiillll SSttooiuugraaaarrrdi c . . . C-? Good-day, happy Easter, and welcome to another action-packed WEEK AT THE PARK!!! Ru more intelligent people out there have probably realized, this weekend is, as it were, a holiday weekend. So, there isn't anything happening out there, which leaves us with... Monday, April 23, "Kennedy's Personal Life: Does It Really Matter? ' by Prof. Tom Reeves at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106. This program is tree and open to the public. Tuesday, 24th, Yes! Registration nath begun for continuing students Business mistakes explained Ralph Stayer, Chief Executive officer of Johnsonville Sausage, will make a presentation entitled, "Confessions of a Bungler: Mistakes I Made and What I Learned From Them," on Thursday, April 26 at 5 p.m. in Molinaro 107. Topics under discussion will include leaders and managers, are they different?; various ways of looking at organizations; what to look for in organizations when you graduate; and many other subjects concerning leadership, business and communication. Stayer is being sponsored by the Communication Inreach/Outreach Program which operates under the auspices of the Corporation for Professional Development. Stayer is a member of the Professional Associates Program of the Parkside Communication Department. His last visit to Parkside was PJJ1 of a highly successful series of Modules with Professional Communicators" that took place in the spring semester 1983. for fall semester in Main Place. For you students who have questionable grades this semester and don't luiow if it is worth the effort to register if you're going to get kicked out of school anyway, the movie classic "Casablanca" will be shown at 7 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The movie is rated G and runs for 102 minutes. Admission is free, sponsored by PAB. A basic course on investment strategies starts at 7 p.m in Molinaro 107 by Beth Janicek of Shearson American Express. Call 553-2047 for reservations. Wednesday, 25th, Registration for fall semester continues in Main Place for continuing students. So i i for all of you freshmen with names beginning with the letters W, X, Y or Z, get your little selves 'down there or you won't get the Music Appreciation class you wanted A seminar entitled "Sex Roles in Grandparenting," by Prof. Jeanne Thomas will be held at noon in Union 106 (busy room!). The program is free and open to the public. For the majority of you grandparents who already have your sex roles in order, the PAB Coffeehouse is featuring Michael Gulezian from noon to 2 p.m. and from 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. in the Union Bazaar. All are welcome; admission is free, and of course this gala event is sponsored by those real fun guvs down at PAB. us covert The Miser" opens cine; and Julian Brown and John Weatherall, Jr., Milwaukee. Linda Springer, Kenosha, is serving the production as assistant to the director and stage manager. Set designer for the production is Skelly Warren, and costume designer is Judith Tucker Snider, both Parkside dramatic arts professors. John Schoenoff, Parkside's technical theater manager, is lighting director. Major drama critics have praised the enduring quality of Moliere's The Miser." Clive Barnes of the New York Times wrote, "Only the French can write this kind of play, and even they have lost the knack." Douglas Watt, writing for the New York Daily News, said, " 'The Miser' ranks high in Moliere's canon... it is practically foolproof...and in it we relish the dramatist's cool appreciation of the foibles of men." Advance tickets are $2.50 for senior citizens, students and staff; $3.50 for the general public. Tickets at the door are $3 and $4. Tickets can be obtained at the campus Union Information Center, 553-2345 or at the Fine Arts Division Office. 553-2581. A special matinee performance for high school students and senior citizens will be at 10 a.m. on Thursday, May 3. The general public is also invited. For more information contact Judith Tucker Snider at 553-2702 or 553-2568. Happy Easter from the Ranger staff The Parkside Union EASTER WEEKEND HOURS Building and all its services closed ss of noon Good Friday. Good Friday food service WLLC coffee shop only! by Dick Oberbruner In an effort to avoid nationwide criticism, President Reagan is reportedly giving covert aid to struggling American farmers. He has authorized the U.S. Agriculture Department to launch a secret relief fund for eight Midwestern states: Illinois, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Iowa, Missouri, Kansas, Nebraska and South Dakota. Hundreds of small farms are selling out due to financial difficulties. The plowing of f ields will be performed by migrant workers, equipped with farm implements supplied by the U.S. Army. "The spring plowing will be completed," one agriculture official declared. "Chalk up another win for Washington." Evidence for the need of help is obvious - a $215 billion farm debt, high corn prices raising feed costs and devaluating land worth. All this is taken in stride as Reagan promises "ongoing resolution of the current recession," and the "slow, but eventual, buildup of agricultural production." "I will continue to monitor America's small farmer as he pulls up his own bootstraps," he said in his weekly radio address. Meanwhile, under his breath, Reagan has bypassed congressional spending authority and approved emergency agricultural aid to Mid- America. Some 15,000 UW-funded migrants are being used to pressure small acreage farmers into agricultural gains. '"Die migrants represent an incentive for small farmers to move in a direction of belief in the system, despite drawbacks in the past," said another official. Small farms are becoming victims of large-scale business farms that receive direct aid from an otherwise trickle-down president. With more money in the hands of these business farmers, the small farm is, realistically, losing ground. They will soon become self-sustaining enterprises, a reversion to pre- Industrial Revolution days. "America's breadbasket is bottoming out," says Sen. Douglas Furr (D-m.). "Under the Reagan administration, farm production has suffered from a great deal of neglect. As a result, this entire country will have to diet for the next ten years to maintain its current surplus." In response to the accusation that farmers are not receiving enough aid, President Reagan said: "•••This is preposterous. Farmers are the backbone of our nation, next to the armed forces. The federal government spent record amounts to protect farm incomes in 1983. The downfall of the American farmer has not resulted from any oversight of this administration " Meanwhile, $348 million is being pumped into these eight states. Two-thirds of it goes to dairy farmers, one-third to grain farmers. The president has once again failed to keep a covert operation covert. As you may know, U. S. military intervention in Central America has been horrificaUy concealed — li ke Minnesota Fats hiding behind the eight ball. Agriculture representatives are in each of the depressed states, as well, working with thousands of farmers. They are advising them how to spend federal money efficiently, to ensure maximum output and future stability. In Kansas, official reports show wheat farmers improving their predicament through the purchase of used machinery and the painting of barns. U S. reconnaissance flights surveyed farm fields in Nebraska and South Dakota and report soil conditions to be "considerably damaged by years of overuse and unpredictable weather patterns." It goes on to say only larger farms, with 200 o r more acres of grain or pastureland, will undoubtedly survive in the long run. Since 1970, farmers were thought to be in good stead. But the farm debt has nearly quadrupled from $62 billion (of that year) to the current $215 billion. No wonder you can't buy a box of cereal for less than a dollar. Grain farmers are less worried about making good, more worried about making even. In fine political double-talk. President Reagan confirmed his be^ lief in the American farmer: "Mid- America has become the stage for bold attempts by farmers to unite and solve their own economic problems. They are the best judges of their own woes. "Smal l farmers i n eight states...are being threatened by economic nonexistence. Let it be known that this administration recognizes this fact, and will be watching with anxious eyes as the rise of the American farmer results in the only, and proper, outcome." Nonetheless, Americans have to eat, and boy, will we pay for it. Food prices will be high this summer; restaurants will be hurting for business. If a dangerously cold winter isn't enough to ruin life support systems, we have to suffer from neglect. Wait until Congress gets back from recess and hears about this! RANGEK Softball 11 Thursday, April 19.1984 Women have five _ •car" ™i„fortheseore game winning Annthor J . ers SnH phonn/^l _ n by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor During the past week the women's softball team played five games and won all of them. The team was ranked 12th in the nation last week, tied with Oklahoma Baptist. The first double-header last Wednesday, April 11, was against UWGreen Bay, which is in its first year as a university team. They do, however, have strong fastpitch leagues there over the summer. The first game was a no-score for Green Bay. Parkside won 6-0. In the first inning the women scored 2 runs. The second score came when Pam Young hit the ball into center field and Jackie Rittmer ran in for the score. Another good inning for the women was the fifth. Karl Porter S,ed « * «y ball to center field; on the next pitch she stole donhiJraUrt Laurenzi bunted and to for Z bUnt 3nd Po rter ran [IV f or the score. The next play Laurenzi stole third, Renee Spear was walked; and Lauren?, sneaky move, scored th™? Eay threat™-dt0 ™re ,n the next inning with a triple. There were already two outs and the next batter up was out at first. Michelle Martino pitched very ^Lyvnnnn "J?o natsh Cs tSelpXpthe din innin. 6' and then rr«?g, that contributed to S Was incons»stent pitching. They walked many players and changed pitchers often. The next game Green Bay came d more t'Eht. However, the Parkside women beat them 3-2. "n"0aCh ^inda ^raft commented, Both of those games were well played. It was nice to beat Green Bay because they are District competition. We now feel a lot more confident about playing them." During the weekend the women played in the St. Francis tournament. The competition was arranged in pool play. There were four teams in a pool and they played against each other. First they played Loras University and won 2-1. Then they played Lewis and beat them 5-0. They went into extra innings against Illinois Central. The game went eight innings and Parkside won 3-2. Parkside was champion of their pool. Tennis Still fighting Men's baseball Weather setbacks by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor The men's baseball team has begun their season despite set backs d ue to weather. Last Friday they played against Carthage and beat them 7-6 before they were rained out. They played 5 V2 innings before the rain started. Duane McLean had a big day against them and had the game winning RBI. Another good performance against Carthage was by Dan Elverman, who pitched a winning game. Tuesday against Lewis the men lost a double header, 4-1 and 4-2. Two good pitching performances came from Tim Sorenson and Sean Patterson. Offensively there were a few problems. "We didn't have real good hitting that game. Even though that wasn't good, we should have won. We had a lot of errors," commented Captain Dave Schwartz. The following Monday, the team played a double header against Chicago Circle. They won the first game 7-4. The game was played at Carthage because the home field was too wet. The big inning for Parkside was the bottom of the anH uJ men were down by one and they came back with four runs to win the game 7-4. Sean Patterson did an outstanding job pitching. He allowed only 5 hits and 4 runs; he struck out five and only walked one. Tom Weipert had the last game-winning RBI. The second game against Chicago ended m a tie. The score was 5-5 and the game went into eight innings when it got too dark to finish the game. Highlights of the second game were two hits by John Hyatt and two by Scott Brzenk. Scott Brooks also had a triple. Beating Chicago Circle was satisfying after being beaten by Lewis Chicago is an NCAA Div. I team. "We were really happy to beat them, because after losing to Lewis we were pretty down. We were hoping to split the games. We know we can play against them," Schwartz said. Their next games against Aurora College and MSOE were cancelled due to rain. Coach Ken Oberbruner commented, "This is nothing new. In all the years I've coached, we've had about six to 16 games cancelled in one season." The weather still hasn't let up and it looks like there will be a few more rain outs before the season is over. by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor On a sunny, windy day last Tuesday, the men's tennis team played outdoors against UW-Oshkosh and lost 0-9. Some fight came from Brian Langenbach, who competed against Andy Phillip. The ending scores were 6-2 and 6-3. The doubles team Carson-Birch was defeated in the first set 6-1, but came back to try to win the second and lost 64. Oshkosh is nationally ranked; last year they played in the NAIA and NCAA national tournament. They are second in the state only to UW-Madison. Coach Richard Frecka said, "We had some good matches, but Oshkosh has the experience and the quality. It really shows they are nationally ranked." The men had better luck during their last two meets. They didn't win, but they did put some scores on the board. Against Carthage the score was 3-6. Brian Langenbach was able to defeat Steve Rose 64, I'm a 22 year old high school dropout who will earn $40,000 in 1984! ) Based on my earnings so far at S15.50/hr. plus overtime, I'll earn over , $4 0,000 for 1984 as a lithographic stripper/film assembler in the ( G raphic Arts Industry'. I love my job and now I w ant to tell others how to teach themselves as I did . If you've thought about the grapic »• arts but weren't sure if it was right for you, find out now by sending for POCKET PAL, the best and most comprehensive book I know of if you re searching for one of the numerous challenging, creative, wellpaying career opportunities in graphic communications. Send check or money order for only S9 95 (postpaid) and I'll include my list of « books and publications covering the industry, plus a brief informative letter on how I go t involved. Or send just $2.00 for the list and my « letter (money refundable towards first order) to: Roger Horton, % Horton Enterprises, Dept. R, 1824-54th St., Kenosha 1 ' 53140. Please allow 2-3 weeks for delivery. And welcome to an exciting career! ^ 5-7 and 6-3. Langenbach was also successful in the doubles competition with his partner, Carson. They beat Parker-Goschey from Carthage 6-3, 6-3. Chris Walley chalked up a win against Rick Goschey with 64, 6-7 and 64. "Chris Walley has done very well so far this season. He's played the best tennis. He had a small slump at the beginning but he's won three so far now," Frecka commented. The team will compete against Carthage again a week from now. "We're going to beat them when we play over there, just wait and see," Frecka added. On Thursday against Moraine Valley, they lost 2-7. Moraine is another experienced team. Everyone from last season has returned, and they've added two new players. The winners in this meet were: Walley against Dave Munoz 7-5, 6-0; and Walley and Roszkowski in doubles 64, 2-6, 64. Coach Frecka added, "They are all trying hard and they are coming along fine." For a taste that's out of this world. Heileman's Special Export Pick some up soon. "On Tap at Union Square" streak Sunday's playoffs were rained out. The team was going to play against St. Francis. "We were anxious to play against St. Francis. They are always good competition. In other games we played very well and had good tough competition. All of the games were close," said Draft. The women's record so far this season is 16-8. PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 am - 4:00 p m • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices ~ Peanut Butter Chip Peanut Clusters Peppermint Kisses Rootbeer Barrels Sour Balls Spearment Leaves Starllte Mints Carmel Targets Cinnamon Discs Candy Pops Corn Nuts Assorted Perky Assorted Royal Assorted Toffee Bridge Mix Burndt Peanuts Butterscotch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs ~ Carmel Bully Chocolate Drops Chocolate Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix © Caribbean Delicacy ~ Carob Malted Milk Balls Carob Raisins Carob Peanuts Natural Pistachio Red Pistachio Spanish Peanuts Sunflower Seeds Student Food Mix Yogurt Malted Milk Balls Yogurt Peanuts Yogurt Raisins Yogurt Sesame Brittle • Smoked Almonds whole WEEK OF APRIL 23 SPECIAL YOGURT COVERED PEANUTS 'OWM«Ui G0UMM' ID W W '»* • ttMOW S*o0rams 1 1 Stwn Crown ysfmrmtrroffm imii ••• 7r Seagram a 7 -—TTS, , X.*«- »" I^P^Sevengets thing* stirring. ^' JhursdayjApr i ] 19,1984 Bike race Prepare for Loop 500 The fourth annual "Loop 500" bike race, sponsored by Pi Sigma Epsilon, the Marketing Club, will be held on April 25 this year. The race consists of two laps around the inner loop road — eac h participant (of a team of four) riding halfway around the loop road. Julian Brown Continued from Page 4 Robeson. Each one of them brought a different sort of life to the part, and I want to find a way to breathe some new life into the part." Julian expresses some concern over the lack of black people involved in the theater department. "There has not been the opportu- - nity to do some things that I would like to have done. I think part of the problem would have been solved if there had been more black actors here. Not necessarily actors, but theater people period." Brown does not see that being one of the only black actors at Parkside has been very limiting to him. "On the one hand, I've been conscious of that the two years I've been here, but on the other side of the coin, what I have dealt with has been a full experience. And I have never been really confronted with the situation where someone has said to me, 'You can't play this part because you're black.' And I don't think that would ever happen, but then again, to a a large degree, people don't say 'You can't cross this line because you're black', because you can't do that. You work with what you have. If you have a department that is 99% white people and 1% black people, you have to deal with something that's going to arouse interest in most of that 99%, so I have, on occasion felt like that was the case. I know that I wouldn't want to be in this situation again. It's not based on the people I've been with, it's just based on the situation." Brown's love of acting stems from his love of performing in general, ever since he was a child. "I was one of those kids who played the broomstick in the basement." This developed into a love of music and involvement in several bands. But he decided that music wasn't the way for him, and came to the realization that acting was the route he should take. "The immediate gratification satisfies me. And I need that. I'm hooked on the applause. I can't do anything else. I like being creative. I work harder at this than I've worked at most things in my life. I love what I'm doing. I'm sort of used to being broke, so it's not like I'm looking to make lots of money, but I'm looking for some gratification. I like being around intelligent people, I like being creative. I don't know, maybe there's a creative bubble in my body." The bike race is open to all Parkside students and faculty. The entry fee of $10 includes a "Loop 500" Tshirt for each team member. Each team must consist of two males and two females. Limited room means that we can only accept the first ten teams that sign up and pay their entry fees. Look for a registration table in the Molinaro concourse this week and next week. Prizes for the winners will be announced. Last year's was a big success and a great time so don't miss out on the fun! © 1984 SEAGRAM DISTILLERS CO. N Y. N.Y A MERICAN WHISKEY-A B LEND 80 PROOf SEVEN UP" AND "7 UP" ARE TRADEMARKS OF THE SEVEN UP COMPANY Seagrams Lasi year s Loop Race in progress. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 27, April 19, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 26 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Media Services theft - Student found guilty Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Media Services theft No. 26 Student bbvy KKeenn MMpeyveprr aannrdi foL u. • nd guiltv Jill Whitney Nielsen A former Media Services employee was found guilty March 22 of stealing over $2400 worth of equipment from Media Services and the library. Mike Odegaard, 19, who was a student last semester, was found guilty of a misdemeanor theft charge and sentenced to five days in the county jail. His criminal record was immediately expunged by Kenosha County Circuit Judge David Bastian. A person's record is sometimes expunged — literally "wiped clean" — when the crime is his or her first offense, they are under the age of 21 and not considered a danger to society. Impending military service may also be a factor for expunging a record. When a person's record is expunged, the courts and police officers may not release any information about the crime — a lmost as if it never happened. Ranger, however, investigated the theft using independent sources and discovered Odegaard's conviction. Another student, whose identity lias not yet been revealed, was charged with possession of stolen merchandise but has not gone to trial yet. The theft of a VHS recorder, a television set, a tape deck and a tape recorder from Media Services and a stereo receiver from the library was discovered the first week the campus opened after the Christmas holidays. According to campus Security officials, an anonymous tip came to Security on Feb. 2 from someone who had read the reward posters around campus for the missing VHS recorder. The caller reported seeing some stolen equipment in an Orchard Courts apartment, which is located across Wood Road (30th Avenue). Parkside Security obtained a search warrant and recovered a 9- inch Sony TV which was Parkside property. The owner of the apartment later said he bought the TV set from a man in a bar. On Feb. 3, Odegaard brought a stereo receiver to Security and said he, too, bought it from the man who sold the TV set. Three Security officers worked on the case for 10 days and found a witness who said he/she had received stolen equipment from Odegaard. Odegaard was brought in to Security on Feb. 13, when he confessed to stealing whatever he thought Security already had in its possession. Odegaard was found guilty in court on March 22. Everything was "expunged from the public record," said Security Director Ron Brinkman. "We have no disagreement with the reason the court did this." He could not reveal the reason the record was expunged. Judge Bastian explained that a record can be expunged for many reasons: for the first misdemeanor offense, if the person is under 21 years of age and not dangerous to society, and for possible military service. He said military service is "a consideration. If there's a charge pending or if (the person is) on probation, the military won't touch (them)." The Kenosha Air Force Recruiting Station acknowledged that Odegaard has enlisted in the Air Force * but has not yet been formally inducted. Vince Gigliotti, assistant Security director, said "The anonymous caller did receive the $100 re ward, so the reward program does work! Whatever the reason for calling..it's nice to know they read our posters." PUAB Students want say on boards by Jill Whitney Nielsen A resolution from PSGA stating that they "support student programming for the student activities portion of the message boards" was presented to PUAB at Friday's meeting. Exactly what form that student input would take was the major topic at the meeting. Dave Higgens, PSGA representative, suggested distributing forms around campus for students and student organizations to fill out requesting infomration be programmed on the new message boards (specifically those in the cafeteria and the Rec Center) and the forms be turned in to Student Life. Bill Niebuhr felt that simply requesting certain student activity information would suffice. "We should deal with the problem (of student input) when it happens and not just speculate." Jack Kemper, SOC representative, disagreed. "Students have guaranteed space on these boards ... they have the potential to be very valuable to student groups." Ken Meyer, Ranger representative, added, "The students want input. Forms aren't enough. Students should have complete representation on what goes on the boards." A r esolution did come out of the discussion made by Higgens stating that forms will be distributed around campus for student use and that a coalition of two or more students work directly with Student Life on what ultimately gets programmed for the student block on the message boards. Meyer added that students should have equal vote and not be used as an advisory committee. Niebuhr reminded PUAB that students can always come back to PUAB if they feel they're not being treated fairly. The motion passed with Meyer abstaining. Kemper also made a motion stating that the students and Student Life send a condensed and prioritized version to Public Information for the Brunner message boards now operating. This motion also passed. The current drop-off policy was discussed. The current policy states that for small groups, a bartender can "drop off" alcohol if the group signs a waiver disclaiming the Union responsible. If the group is a student group, they must have an adviser present to sign a waiver or else hire a bartender to serve the alcohol. It was decided the policy should stay the same. Briefly discussed was the disciplinary action and enforcement for minors being served alcohol. It was decided to postpone the discussion until next week's meeting. The next PUAB meeting will be Friday, April 13 at 2 p.m. in Union io 6. •iSSS photo by Michael Kailas Presidential politics ^rC,w^nSr°nDSenoaifXitilfJate to Present John Kennedy, now last Say S Presidel,tia, campaign, spoke in Kenosha ALSO: A personal report of the all-new caucus Prof. Ken Hoover discusses 1984 TV candidates INSIDE Honors program brings Prof. Stanley Rosenberg reflects on China visit Womens' softball off to swing ing start Movie review: "Romancing the Stone" 2 Thursday, April 12,1984 RANGER "jO^NNLOYW ,G EIFT WTHEE CNOOUVLEDM BER. CHEALNECCETDI OTNO /a*» ! A CAUCUS...! T fejfa Slf|H|§gR|p*IJ iVtHO WTU I VtYtt*. \ \S^>- WliOVDrEDj against JJS.JJ A personal view of the caucus by Kari Dixon "We made history today," an exhausted woman said to me as we left the first Kenosha County Democratic caucus. But now that all the signs have been taken down, smoke has cleared from Local 72, my feet have had a chance to heal and all the candidates have moved on to other states, I wonder if the members of the Democratic party who insisted on the caucus would say that it was a success. For me the caucus activity began on Friday. I went to the Grand Avenue Mall to see Walter Mondale. When we got to the podium area, we saw Vince Gibbens from Channel 6. (He got an interview with Fritz; I didn't.) I left to find a bathroom and when I came back ten minutes later, over 100 people had begun to crowd in. After an hour of searching, I finally did get to see Fritz, and yes, I even got to shake his hand. The only thing I didn't know was that I was going to risk my life to do it. (Some senior citizens, who had been bussed there, were more vicious than teenagers trying to touch a rock star.) After I fought my way out of the crowd, I drove back to Kenosha to see Ted Sorenson, a former speechwriter for John Kennedy, who spoke on behalf of Gary Hart. This was a quiet, subdued gathering that lacked all the fanfare of the Mondale event, but it had a message of its own. For the first time I understood the committment and the compassion of Gary Hart supporters. It is too bad that they had to live in a town that one person called "Mondale heaven.*' Saturday morning I helped with the caucus registration, which quickly became chaos, but by 1 p.m. it was all straightened out. The caucus had about 1300 participants, and the Union Local was a little crowded. Assigning the separate caucuses was another problem. The Mondale caucus was so large that we had to file outside and then come back into the hall to deposit our ballots and wait for the results. After what seemed like a very long thirty minutes, we found out that we were the only viable caucus. During the next round of balloting, the Hart caucus persuaded enough Jackson supporters to. switch their vote. When all the dust had settled, Mondale had 1,030 votes and Hart had 183. The Mondale caucus sent 40 delegates to the district meeting, and the Hart caucus sent nine. As far as I am concerned, the caucus was a success. Granted, it is a lot easier to take three minutes to cast a vote than five hours for a caucus, but I learned a lot from the caucus. Sitting in a classroom and reading about politics does not reveal all the manipulation and socializing that is part of the political process. The caucus illustrated this perfectly. If they decide to use the caucus four years from now, everyone will know what to expect, and I'll be there. At least my feet will have four years to heal... Root River" voices Parkside talent by Carol Kortendick Several local authors from the Racine area are presented in an anthology entitled "Root River Voices." According to editor Elizabeth Olson, several of these people either teach at Parkside, attend the school or were students here. Olson said many of the poets meet about once a month to "enjoy, share and critique each other's work," as stated in the anthology- "The original nucleus of this group was Shanghai-ed to the first poetry meeting while innocently browsing the shelves at Leekley's Rare and Scholarly Books by the proprietor himself — a Mr. Richard Leekley, a poetry enthusiast who believed that the best of poems and their makers tend to be inclusive rather than exclusive, to extend rather than limit our experiencing of this life, and that the business of art is to discover and serve rather than deny and manipulate the truths and realities of the human condition," as quoted from the book's foreward by Olson. "Root River Voices" is on sale at the campus bookstore for $3. The chapbook begins with the poem, "Letter to Richard Leekley, Poet, Friend," by Elizabeth Olson. She begins by recounting the details important for creating an October day. I have seen the mating of ladybugs, the migration of monarchs.. N0\v the maple at my front door flames more each day, its leaves as big as hands, red-rich, velvet veined. The poem describes a person seemingly in his/her prime in which he/she has experienced life to the fullest and is now ready to die. Today, I could close my eyes, cover my skin, And not breathe in. Yet, as with many people, when death (like winter) does come, it's too early. And when the last leaf is borne on a maverick wind, I will say that it fell too soon. "Blood Truck," written by Professor Donald Kummings, depicts a writer's feeling of inadequacy. One never believes his poem or story is quite right, and always it needs a little more. Your lines, therefore, are fisherman crowded round an inkwell, witlessly staring, sullenly waiting; your images are cold, made of wire; your metaphors forget to eat and sleep and thus are weak, anemic; your symbols are white bells that Ifave no tongues; your ideas stand on this foot, that, and squawk: demented parrots perching on such flimsy limbs. The poem also speaks of the frustration of time and how it always seems to be running out. Pal, you're growing old. You sit and stroke your sisal fiber beard. You stare at wide wintry fields of the page,, white as the bones of bison. "Juggling," by Frank Scott, took a different approach than most. The author, through the use of metaphors, envisioned the beginning of mankind. I marvel, at the moment, years ago before the magic, When the mortal stood amid a litter of shapes, And set to juggling himself, Holding up the empty tent, with his image amid a galaxy a-whirl. The poem, "Life After Death," by Janet Wells, was a response to death by the bereaved. It sensitively reveals how the living think and act when in a situation with death: Help the old orphans circling her bed...She died of not breathing. I watched her sigh shallow in out out... | Wells said, "I realized that death wasn't this great revelation thing, but rather, all these little things like cessation of breathing, thinking you're suddenly an orphan and literally the roof over your head is gone. The thing I'm trying to share is how it is to witness any death, and in this case, the death of a parent." With heavy doses of alliteration, "Siren," by instructor Shelly Carter, works best when read aloud. Where next? Bodies cringe where their wounds welt the air, their waves rear over innocents... Carter prods the eardrums with words. She said, "I'm interested in a sound, not a moral. I tried to think how it would feel to be injured and hearing these sirens. The noise is scary." Other authors featured in the book are Alan Shucard, Charlotte Cote, Gail Savage, Claude Tower, Jeffrey J. Swencki, Gary C. Busha, John Madden, Carol Lee Safiotti and Carl Lindner. Write a Letter to the Editor Editor News Editor , Feature Editor Sports Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor Business Manager Advertising Manager ....Distribution Manager .Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Carl Chernouski, Kari Dixon, Michael Firchow, Walter Hermann, Mary Kirton-Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Carol Kortendick, Dawn Kronke, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Dick Oberbrunner, Tony Rogers, Bill Stougaard, Nick Tbome, Sarah Uhiig, Kevin Zirkelbach, Pat Zirkelbach. PHOTOGRAPHERS Karen Cairo, Rob Eichhorn, Todd Herbst, Karen Trandel. Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. 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JU1 Whitney Nielsen Pat Hensiak i RANGER Social Science Rounritahlf» 3 Thursday, April 12,1984 Central America crisis by Kari Dixon "The covert war against Nicaragua has now become a real, overt war, even though our government will not admit it," said Wisconsin Secretary of State Douglas LaFollette during Monday's Social Science Roundtable, "The Crisis in Central America: An Observer's Report." LaFollette toured Honduras and Nicaragua in October, with officials from several other states, through a religious organization in Washington, D.C. While there, he said, his role was that of a reporter objectively gathering facts. "I met with all segments of the society," he said. "Most of us are taught that there are two sides — us and them — in these situations. In Central America there are no black and white issues, and even though it's crazy, political leaders exploit that idea." In Honduras, LaFollette said that he saw what had been a relatively peaceful and poor country transformed into a U.S. military base with somewhere between 2000 and 5000 soldiers. "Imagine the first congressional district filled with 5000 Japanese soldiers and how do you think you would feel?" he asked. "You would feel occupied, which is what the Hondurans feel." According to LaFollette, the U.S. is doing three things in Honduras. We are flying our flag, training and equipping the El Salvadoran army in Honduras and training and equipping the remnants of the Nicaraguan dictatorship, the contras, who are based in Honduras. The contras, LaFollette said, are being supplied with U.S. money and equipment so that they can eventually overthrow the present government in Nicaragua, a government that was set up after the revolution and overthrow of the Samosa regime. "The CIA is also in Honduras," LaFollette said. "While I was there, they dropped a bomb on one of the most important oil importing facilities." The situation in Nicaragua is no better. "There is a real lack of professional people in the government that is trying to put together a new nation," LaFollette said. "Even though we won't admit it, there is a war going on down there," he continued. "We've got a major fleet off Nicaragua." When the U.S. mined a Nicaraguan port, the International Court of the U.N., by a vote of 13-1, de clared that an act of war. The United States refuses to recognize that vote. "This is our government, folks," LaFollette said. Through his conversations with citizens including businessmen, political leaders and educators, LaFollette said that he learned that there were some mistakes being made in Nicaragua, but sending in the Marines was not the answer. "I feel funny about my country right now," he concluded. "Ten years ago I felt exactly the same way about the war in Vietnam." Funds granted for research Nearly $36,000 in funds supporting faculty research at Parkside on the economic impact of outdoor recreation and on spinal nerve development was accepted April 6 by the UW System Board of Regents. The Regents accepted $1,400 from the Council of State Planning Agencies (CSPA), a private, nonprofit group supported by the American Governors' Association, for a study by Parkside business professor James Rovelstad. Rovelstad is evaluating methods used by state governments to assess the economic impact of outdoor recreation. Working with him on the project is Parkside MBA student Daniel J. Frederick, of Paris Township in Kenosha County. Rovelstad also is advisor and consultant to the CPOA in its research into the impact of outdoor recreation on various state economies. The Regents also accepted $34,428 of a $115,000 grant from the National Institutes of Health to support Parkside life science professor Ross Gundersen's research into spinal nerve development. Gundersen last year became the first scientist to demonstrate that developing muscle tissue -exerts an attraction on growing spinal nerves, a process that, when fully understood, could aid persons who have suffered spinal nerve damage in mishaps ranging from car crashes to combat injuries. Gundersen studies spinal nerves, muscle tissue and spinal cords extracted from embryonic and newborn chickens. Currently, he is investigating the chemical differences between embryonic and neo-natal spinal cords. Once the differences are isolated, it might be possible to promote healing in persons with severed or crushed spinal cords by utilizing the developmental substances and mechanisms activated in the embryonic state. Ranger photo by Todd Herbst Wisconsin Secretary of State Douglas LaFoilett addresses "The Crisis in Central America" during Monday's Social Science Roundtable. Overseas work The Council on International Education Exchange (CIEE), the largest student travel organization in the U. S., is offering young people the opportunity to work overseas this summer as volunteers on service projects aimed at helping local communities. Free room and board help to keep participation costs minimal. Other projects included clearing an avalanche on the side of a mountain (Switzerland); performing farm chores at an anti-drug camp (Sweden); and housecleaning at the Technical Institute at Gdansk (Poland). Except for a modest program fee of $100, th ere is no cost other than airfare — and even that expense may be reduced by special student and youth fares available through the Council. Work camps, usually two, three or four weeks in duration, are available in Belgium, Czechoslovakia, Denmark, Finland, France, Germany, The Netherlands, Norway, Poland, Spain, Sweden and Switzerland. A knowledge of German is helpful for placements in Germany ; language requirements apply in France and Spain. Volunteers must be at least 18 years old (except in Germany, which accepts 16-yearolds). Application deadline is May 1, 1984. For more information on the program, write or phone: CIEE, PR-WC, 205 East 42nd Street, New York NY 10017, (212) 661-1414; or 312 Sutter Street, San Francisco CA 94108, (415) 421-3 473. Blood pressure The Student Health Center and SNAP-UWM (Student Nurses Association Parkside—UW-Milwaukee) will be offering free blood pressure screening in different campus locations for your convenience. Plan to stop by and have your blood pressure checked on Monday, April 16 or Wednesday, April 18, between 1:30 p.m. and 4:30 p.m. outside the Union Cafeteria or WLLC Book Store Alcove. Evening students please come to Molinaro Concourse April 16 from 5 to 8 p.m. Ranger is note accepting applicants for Editor for the 1984-85 academic year Requirement: UW-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least 6 credits per semester. An open forum with Chancellor Alan Guskin will be held on Monday, April 30 at 1 p.m. in Main Place. All are welcome to attend. Quat'fica,ion^Prev|ous^editoria^experience preferred, as ,s knowledge o, UW-Parkside This is a paid position. Application deadline is April 27, 1984 Ranger is also looking for applicants for other positions- SUB-EDITORS, WRITERS, PHOTOGRAPHERS, ADVERTISING SALESPERSONS. JOIN RANGER NOW *>***» <TVO^S> <rV4NT5> Thursday, April 12,1984 Visiting Prof. Stanley discusses issues RANGER by Mary Ginther Last week some of you may have noticed a stranger on campus. That >tranger, usually surrounded by an entourage of alert and attentive stuients, was Honors Visiting Scholar Or. Manfred Stanley from Syracuse University. During his three-day /isit to Parkside, Stanley addressed ssues ranging from the importance )f local history to possible reforms 'or education. At a dinner for Honors students ind faculty connected with Staney's visit, Stanley commented that The idea of public memory is hard o talk to Americans about. Our vocabulary is that of interest groups." Jtanley argues that teaching history jy segregating groups, e.g., by genier or ethnic heritage, will fail because they are not integrated into he larger realm of American history. Stanley supports the idea of collective memory of the American people, stating, "Vast masses of )ur people feel degraded and disenfranchised of their powers to participate in the making of the political world. Their jurisdiction as citizens has shrunk t o zero unless they ire organized into interest groups, n which case they are not citizens, jut interest groups. Lo cal history, by designing the research in such a way as to recover the collective memory of how people helped to make the environments that now ippear to us as fixed objects, by helping to recover the processes and the memories of those who created these environments and solved problems in the past..could, if we lid it right, restore to people the memories appropriate to citizenship. This cannot be done according to the antiquarian model of local history. It cannot remain local. The local history has to be part of a larger pattern of memory that can only be mediated by a reformed way of teaching American history." In his principal address, "Orwellian Love: Political Sentiment in an Age of Terror," Stanley spoke of such issues as loyalty, membership, obedience, confusion, and guilt — all elements of political sentiment. His four controversial conclusions provide directives for reform in education. For instance: "We must recover the theological sense of the university, and perhaps even of the public schools, in the broadest and most generous sense of this term. Nothing else will do if we are to rescue these institutions from their present status as inf ormation factories, cocktail party training centers and employment agencies. With the term 'theological' I do not intend a return to the sectarian theistic roots of American education. Rather, the term is meant to encourage renewed inquiry into the relations between education and collective understandings of the 'sacred,' which surely include certain political institutions, memories, myths and principles." The day before Stanley delivered his thought-provoking main address, he raised provocative questions in an Organizational Communication workshop t itled, "Society: The Ultimate Organization?" Stanley queried the large group of students, wondering if the idea of a science of organizations a pplied to the management of human beings is "abominable." Stanley disputes the currently popular stance of the socio-biologists commenting that "...to reduce human beings strictly to the notion of a species is to reduce them to the status of any species — ant, bee, etc." Stanley argues that to consider society as solely organizational is to act as the technicist with all the trappings. That is, to use only tools and techniques that ignore the dignities of society. Stanley offered the possibility of substituting "institution" for "organization." Stanley sees the institutions of society — education, medicine , for example — as moral processes wit h different ends fro m organizational enterprises. "Chickens have pecking orders, but they don't have gods...Seals make patterns in the sand, but not art," Stanley remarked. In his later sessions, Stan ley discussed his concern for civic education. In these forums, Stanley conveyed the message that much thought and research is needed regarding the authoritative jurisdiction of the citizen. He calls for greater interaction between social scientists and philosophers on this matter, declaring, "...without history and philosophy, the mind is blind." Throughout his discussions, Stanley emanted a caring, eclectic attitude that often impressed and inspired those wi th whom he spoke. Accordingly, he was impressed with Parkside. "The kinds of conversations I've had..I've been struck and somewhat moved by the concerns that exist...responsiveness of some of the students. There seems to be an environment of possibility here." J 11111111 i lllllllllllllllliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimnniiiiiiiiinmnniinnHm REMINDER!!! ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS!! 1. YOUR REGISTRATION PACKET FOR FALL 1984 wi ll be available beginning Monday, April 9, 1984 in Lower Main Place. 2. COURSE SCHEDULES FOR FALL 1984 will also be available. OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL ANALYSIS AND REGISTRATION """•nimiiniiiimr = SI a u 111111111111111111111M11111 •1 1111 • 11111111 Ranger photo by Michael Kailas Visiting professor Manfred Stanley Investment course A basic course on investment strategies including stocks and bonds, annuities and tax shelters will be offered from 7 to 9 p.m. on six consecutive Tuesd ays beginning April 24 in Molinaro Hall Room 107, Parkside. Cost is $40 and must e paid by Monday, April 23. To register, call 553-2620. Instructor will be Elizabeth A. Janicek, an investment executive for Shearson-American Express, Inc. in Milwaukee. Also covered will be money market funds, municipal bonds, retirement plans, dividends, T-bills, options, certificates of deposit and new Savings and Loan certificates. The course is sponsored by Parkside's Small Business Develo pment Center, coordinated by Bill Hughes; the university's Business and Administrative Science Division; the Cooperative Extension Service; and the Kenosha-Racine Extension Offices. Wellness workshop The Student Health Center and University Extension presents the last "Wellness, It Grows on You," Brown Bag Lunch of the year. The topic is "Over-the Counter Drugs: 10 most frequent questions asked about drugs." The speaker w ill be Tom Kies, RPH. Join us Wednesday, April 18, i n Union 106 from 11:50 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. Visit Kenosha's LARGEST Record Department — Records— — Sheet Music — — Instructional Music • 111111 IT 'The Place To Buy Recordt" DOWNTOWN KENOSHA 626 56th St. Phme 654 2932 RANGER TJ J? -r% " ==^^=====s5====5-5H5asas-5-55HaHaaaHS5HaHs=sas55aaa5SHsa5HS ProfVRosenberg reflects on China seminar by Mary Tunkieicz Special to the Ranger 'This was not a luxury trip, but it was extremely fascinating and I'd recommend it to anyone who can manage to go," said Professor Richard Rosenberg, at a recent seminar entitled "Reflections on China." Rosenberg discussed Parkside's second trip to China, his impressions of the country and a complementary slide display. The 17 day trip took nine students, faculty and staff through China's capitol city and five provinces. Historial sites, emperors' mansions, factories and schools were some of the sites visited by the tourists. Rosenberg said he was surprised at the independence allowed to the tour party. "There was more freedom than I had expected in that we were allowed to walk around anywhere we wished. Because of a general lack of public transportation, such as no taxis, there was no danger of our getting into any "off limit" area," he said. The tour group had the opportunity to learn much about the country's people, rules and ways of life Local tour guides were bold in communicating with the tour group, when the state guides were not near. The group learned that the many people have little control over their future occupations. Rosenberg told how one girl had a strong desire to be a teacher, but the state told her she had to be a tour guide. "There is virtually no personal freedom such as we know it allowed in China today. Jobs are assigned to people and they cannot live where they want or marry whom they want." He added that the people's clothing seemed to reflect their restrained life styles in that all the adults wore solid blue or green coats and hats of dark shades and similar styles. Children were dressed more colorfully than the adults. Many people had to wear face masks because of the pollution caused by the use of soft coal for fuel. Respiratory problems also afflicted the tourists while they were visiting the cities. Food was an interesting experience for the group. They were given a choice of American or Chinese food for breakfast. The American menu included eggs, toast and not-so-good coffee, which was favored over the Chinese breakfast of gruel-like cereal, fish and tea, according to Rosenberg. Lunch and dinner were seven-course banquets featuring vegetables, tofu, meats in sauces, oranges and, occasionally, CaKGS. "We were told not to drink the water and noticed a flu-like illness among our group. There was plenty of bottled beer, and wine and brandy available at a reasonable price and it was quite good. Every place we visited, such as the commune or university, offered us hot cups of tea made with loose tea leaves that floated around in the drink," said Rosenberg. Shopping in China was unique to the group. "Funny Money" was issued to the tourists for them to spend in special tourist shops. "The local people liked to trade their money for "funny money" because they enjoyed buying the unusual items available in the tourist stores and these items could not be purchased with their regular money " he said. Roadside vegetable stands were prevalent, where farmers had the opportunity to sell their extra produce. "China is allowing this so that the food supply will be more plentiful and varied than in other communist states. The staple items, such as rice and wheat, are rationed, but the public may extend their diet by shopping in the marketplaces as they can afford to," Rosenberg said. The group visited a number of public facilities, such as schools, the zoo and factories. "A kindergarten class we visited had children there who stay at school for six days a week. Their parents work and live too far away to pick up their children every day, so the children only go home one day a week," said Rosenberg. "We requested to visit a university, but we were guided to a museum room there and found that the library and the classes were closed." Every city has a zoo which usually features giant pandas and another type called a Lesser panda. The cities contain large bronze statues, sometimes of lions and Stress program scheduled With final exams approaching, Racine's Golden Rondelle Theater is planng a discussion of interest to students. Racine physician Donald Cohill will discuss the causes and effects of stress when a "Medical Information Night: Stress" is presented at the Golden Rondelle Theater on Wednesday, April 18. The program will begin at 7 p.m. Stress is one of the major detriments to good health in our society today It can contribute to cardiovascular disease and other medical ailments. But there are means to control the effects of stress. Reservations for this program are requested and can be made by calling the Golden Rondelle Theater at 631-2154 Monday through Friday. There is no admission charge. The Golden Rondelle Theater is located at the corner of 14th and Franklin Streets in Racine. This program is a cooperative effort with the Racine Alliance of Labor and the Racine County Medical Society. "There was more freedom than I had expected in that we were allowed to walk around anywhere we wished." dragons. Large rocks in unique shapes were displayed on pedastals in the cities. Emperors' palaces were visited by t he group. They found that Chinese emperors displayed their grandeur by space and vast amounts of land rather than in the height of their palaces. Rosenberg said that he was impressed by the major irrigation site of Dujianayun with its "brilliantly executed methods of problem solving and great provision of water. This and other magnificent wonders of the past impressed and astonished me. They cut a whole mountain in half over 2,000 years Physics profs meet ago to achieve this water-way system." Little manufacturing equipment is made by the Chinese, which was disappointing to Rosenberg. All of their major machinery used in a steel mill that the group visited was imported from East Germany and some of the machines came from the west. "The trucks are small and look like 1940's styles. Almost no one owns a car and major highways are only two lanes of blacktop with dirt roads branching off." In some ways, according to Rosenberg, "China is a hundred years back in time.' For more information on future China tours, or trips to other parts of the world, contact Parkside's International Studies department, Molinaro 370, or phone 553-2612. Four Parkside physics professors gave talks at the annual meeting of the Wisconsin chapter of the American Association of Physics Teachers held last Friday and Saturday, April 6 and 7. The meeting was at Nicolet College in Rhinelander. Morris Firebaugh spoke on mapping magnetic fields with microcomputers; Feredoon Behroori talked about the use of balloons in electrostatic demonstrations; Stephen Luzader explained theoretical mechanics as a demonstration course; and Janet Landato focused on how to organize an in-service workshop in physics and the physical sciences for junior high school teachers. Shipek to meet Earl Florence Shipek, associate professor of anthropology at Parkside and a member of the State Historical Review Board, will attend a reception ^th other state board members in Gov. Anthony Earl's office today at 11 a.m., when the Governor will announce May 13-19 as Historic Preservation Week in Wisconsin. / / I"""" „„ | ACADEMIC ADVISING = FOR FALL" '84 SEMESTER = CONTINUING MATRICULANT STLINFNTS - REGISTRATION FOR F ALL SEMESTER. A CERTIFICATION OF ADVISING FORM, S IGNED B Y TFIE ADVISER | IS R EQUIRED FO R RE GISTRATION. ' I „ FALL SEMESTER S OURSE SCHEDULES WILL B E A VAILABLE ON APRIL 9 i APRIL 9 "19 = ADVISING 1 WILL NOT r BE AVAILABLE IN TH E REG ISTRATION AREA I CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT E ,F YOU HAV E ANY QU ESTIONS = CONTACT TH E O FFICE OF THE DE AN OF FA CULTY | 348 WYLLIE LIBRARY—LEARNING CENTER, 553-2368 = NOTE- * * 6 Thursday, April 12,1984 Unofficial club moves 6 6 RANGER in The Office" by Carl Chernouski Well, today I talked to "The Office." You've never heard of "The Office?" But I bet you've seen them. They are an elite group of students who always hang around the chairs in Greenquist Hall. You may have noticed one of their many birthday parties when they decorate their section of the hallway. Or maybe you might have seen them playing Frisbee indoors (with outdoor enthusiasm.). Anyway, I got a chance to interview them. The first question, "Why do you call yourselves 'The Office'?" brought me such answers as, "Why not?" and "I really don't know," or "I think I hear my mother calling." But after some discussion they decided that it was because of the atmosphere. An office is a place where people work and become friends and almost never go a day without seeing one another; besides, they couldn't say "I'll meet you in the hallway," so now they say, "I'll meet you in The Office." I asked them how they got together and about how many people were actually in this club, and the story goes like this: "Once upon a time, on a day when the stars were just right, the fates threw a couple of people together to become friends. As they sat together doing their homework, they kept introducing each other to old high school friends who would pass down the hallway. And, as time went on, those friends told two friends and they told two friends and so on and so on and so on ...until now. Now there are about thirty-five members, of whom only twenty actively hang out in "The Office" and about fifteen who just like the atmosphere to study in." I was knocked down by a unanimous round of "NO!!" when I asked if they planned to make their club official. They said it was for a number of reasons. One, it would ruin the friendship they have right now. Two, they didn't want the structure or the organization of an official club. And three, they didn't like the requirements and the restrictions placed on official clubs. All of this was said amidst many a call of, "But we accept donations!!" How do you become a member? Sit down and throw your coat on the floor, or just have your mom bring you. The best part of my interview was asking them what they did as a group at Parkside. Their many talents range from study group to street gang. They've thrown lots of parties, had a winter picnic, played hall frisbee, put snowmen in the planters (giving them the distinction of being the only group who created snow sculptures in Winter Carnival before the Big Melt). The group also formed a vigilante committee to straighten the thinking of someone who tried to knock over their snow sculptures. On several occasions they have redecorated "The Office" by moving chairs and plants to the area (but someone keeps moving them back), and they often offend many passers-by with their heated intellectual discussions on sex, drugs, rock 'n roll and what type of alcohol to consume in between. The members have a big secret Club Events Peer Support Peer Support will hold a special meeting in Molinaro 114 on April 18 at 1 p.m. for all members. New members are encouraged to attend. The agenda includes: a discussion led by Buddy Couvion, Director of Student Activities, concerning the Awards Banquet; amending the constitution; and election of new officers for next year. Please try to attend this special meeting; your input is important. Walking Club Come walk with us. Try it once - you might like it. We'll walk Monday through Friday 8:30 a.m. and 3:30 p.m. and Thursday evenings at 7:30 p.m. Meet in the Health Center, Molinaro D-115. Dart Team The Dart Team will be holding a meeting in Union 104 at 1 p.m. on Friday, April 13. This will not be an unlucky occasion (unless Nick shows up.) Matters on the agenda include: Dart Team T-shirts, spring camping trip to La Crosse, the Let's Pay Nick Back Bake Sale, the May 6 Brewers game and the Great American Steak-Out n: the beginning of The End. It would be a good idea for all our present members to attend. It would also be nice for any interested people to attend. As always, no disease carrying mutants will be allowed entrance. Engineering Club The reaminder of the spring semester will include the following events: Career panels consisting of recent Parkside graduates: mechanical engineering, April 16; applied computer science, April 23; sales and management, April 30; Cad-Cam systems lecture, April 25 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro D137; Monthly meeting May 2 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro D139 in order to meet the new officers and finalize picnic FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha Domrom DfAfiV OFFICE 4! TO B.lXk 24-1101 H TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOWERS Phone 658-233! MEMBER EMC plans; The second annual picnic May 19 from 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. More details are available in the Engineering Club office, Molinaro D137, or call Jim Sampica (694- 5294). Dr. Who The Doctor Who Speculative Fiction Society will meet Saturday, April 21 in Union 104 at 6 p.m. The Omega saga will be shown, which includes The Three Doctors and Arc of Infinity. Physics Club The Physics Club is sponsoring a field trip to Chicago and to the Adler Planetarium on April 14. Sign up in Greenquist 235. Separated/Divorced Support Group A support and information group has been formed for separated and divorced men and women. The group will meet every Wednesday from 1-2 p.m. in Molinaro D-128. Come any week. Deans meet Deans and fine arts adminstrators from the University of Wisconsin System met at Parkside Tuesday and Wednesday. Rhoda-Gale Pollack, chair of UW-P/s Fine Arts Division and conference convenor, said the group discussed common problems and opportunities. Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy that they decided to let the world know at this time. Remember in Winter Carnival with I.E.H.A. took first in the tug of war and took fourth in volleball? Well, the Industrial Environmental Hygiene Assocation was really "The Office" in disguise as a Parkside club. It sure fooled me. "The Office" had one last comment which they always live by: "Only in America could you find a group like us!! (and we do accept donations.)" USSR talk set Stuart Rubner, Director of the Office of Community Student Services, will present a slide lecture on the Soviet Union on Wednesday, April 18, from 1 to 2 p.m. in Greenquist 101. Rubner was among a group from various UW campuses participating in the Soviet Seminar trip to the USSR March 10-24. The travelers had a chance to observe culturally distinctive cities such as traditional, heavily-Asian Moscow and Western-oriented Leningrad, as well as the cultures of Central Asia and the Caucasus at ancient sites such as Samarkand in Soviet Uzbekhistan and Yerevan, the capitol city of Soviet Armenia. The tour included visits to important sites such as the Kremlin in Mosow and the Hermitage Museum in Leningrad, as well as a number of cultural events such as the ballet and the circus. Rubner's lecture is being sponsored by the Library/Learning Center. Comm. Colloquia A Communication Colloquium for Communication students, faculty and interested others will be held on Wednesday, April 18 at 5 p.m., the location to be announced. The new communication program, the role of PAC and the Corporation for Professional Communicators will be discussed. Write a letter University of Wisconsin-Parkside Fine Arts Division — presents — • I *1 II ^1 I of the Tonight Show with Jazz Ensemble I conducted by Tim Bell 7 Thursday, April 12,1984 TV candidates and future trends by Tony Rogers The 1984 presidential campaign may be remembered as the year of the 'TV candidate.' Both Gary Hart and Walter Mondale are spending huge sums of money on television advertising, and political analysts have raised the question of what is more imporant in winning votes — a strong background in public office, or a charismatic, attractive media image? On the other hand, the Rev. Jesse Jackson has used no television advertising at all, yet he has attracted fairly strong support through a drive to get blacks to register and vote. The use of polls, both before and after elections, has increased, yet their accuracy seems to be in question. Political Science Professor Ken Hoover discussed the implications of these trends in a recent interview. "I think the effect of the media has been mainly to weaken the parties and increase the role of money 'A lot of money is a tremendous asset in politics and always has been / in politics," Hoover stated. "It weakens the role of the parties because media images become more important than political background and experience. That gives the party a smaller role. Of c ourse, the money problem is obvious. The cost of campaigning is very high. Public financing schemes at various levels have helped to some degree, but there's been an explosion in campaign financing through political action committees. That has come about because of the media. Movies Stone" rolls right along by Rick Luehr No, "Romancing The Stone" is not a love story starring Mick Jagger. What it is is a wonderfully rousing and fun adventure film. The plot is basically simple. Romance novelist Joan Wilder receives a call from her sister in Colombia. The sister, Elaine, has been kidnapped and Joan is to deliver a map to the kidnappers as ransom. Once in Colombia, Joan gets involved not only with the kidnappers, but also with drug runners, the secret police and last, but not least, an American named Jack Colton. One of the first things that I'm sure people will say about "Romancing The Stone" is that it's a ripoff of "Raiders of the Lost Ark." Personally, I don't feel that to be the case. But even if it is, so what? People tend to forget that "Raiders" was basically a 'ripoff of the adventure serials of the 30's and 40's. "Romancing The Stone" is action packed, fast moving and a whole lot of fun. The characters are likable and the story, though at times improbable and contrived, is well plotted and exciting. The film is well directed by Robert Zemeckis, the editing is brisk, and the cinematography by Dean Cundey gives the flim a lush appearance. Also the soundtrack uses the Dolby stereo process to great effect. The character of Jack Colton, played by Michael Douglas (who also produced the film), is another in a series of imperfect heroes. He is not infallible. For instance, when he attempts to swing across a gorge on a vine, he slams face-first into a wall on the other side. I like this type of character. It lends a sense of reality to a film. If a hero is infallible and perfect, I feel it makes him very boring. Douglas does a fine job as Jack. It's refreshing to see him in a film without a deep social message, like most movies he makes have. As Joan, Kathleen Turner gives a wonderful portrayal of a city girl who is totally out of her element in the jungles of Colombia. With this role, Miss Turner proves herself to be one of the most versatile actresses in films today. She is as good in this film as she was as the sultry manipulator in "Body Heat" or the 'scum queen' in "The Man With Two Brains." Danny De Vito of "Taxi" fame, is suitably sleazy as Ralph, one of the kidnappers. It is almost as if his "Taxi" character of Louie De Palma was transplanted in South America. Ralph, like Joan, is totally out of place in Colombia. You know that he would much rather be on the streets of New York mugging old ladies than running around a South American jungle. As much as I liked "Romancing Continued on page 10 What people are getting through the media is influenced by the level of financing and expertise that a candidate has available. A lot of money is a tremendous asset in politics, and always has been." Hoover went on to qualify this statement: "It's also true that a candidate who is very good with the media but who doesn't have much money has a stronger chance than somebody with a lot of experience and service to the political system- Jesse Jackson, for example, has his own communications network based in the black churches, and a style that comes from that base. He has a natural constituency of minorties. so in a sense that he doesn't have quite the same communications problem that the other candidates have. Hart is able to communicate fairly well. His great strength is his physical image. His weakness is the complexity of his ideas. He has a number of new ideas but they are not translated easily into a nice, crisp media package. "Mondale's campaign has begun to make fairly good use of the media. They've overcome a lot of his weakness as a physical image with his command of political discussion based on the traditional democratic values...We don't want a presidential nominating process in which the most photogenic candidate always wins. It's got to be a process that tests candidates in many ways, and I think the process is doing just that." Hoover downplayed the importance of election polls. "I don't think that polls are having as much impact as they have had in the past. After all, Mondale went into Iowa and New Hampshire with the polls indicating that he was far ahead, and he got beat. Voters are not afraid to change their minds, and in some cases I actually think they rebel against 'the tyranny' of the polls I think the age of the Political science professor Ken Hoover Ranger photo by Dave McEvoy "If the black vote doesn't turn out, the Democratic candidate will have a terrible time beating Reagan." mystique of the polls has passed." A major force in this year's campaign is Jackson's drive to get more blacks to vote. Hoover stressed the importance of this. "Jackson is making an enormous contribution to the empowerment of blacks by getting them involved in the political process in a way that will have a lot of long-lasting implications. It will be a powerful factor in this fall's election if the black vote goes Democratic and if it turns out in large numbers. Democrats will have a much better chance of winning if this happens. If the black vote doesn't turn out, the Democratic nominee will have a terrible time beating Reagan." Jackson seems to be receiving little support outside the black community, however and he has charged that white voters are less charitable to black candidates than black voters are toward white candidates. Hoover said he believed this was ture, although he thought it was more "the politics of the majority versus minority, rather than a racial consideration." Hoover said that American politics really doesn't favor radicals such as Jackson. "The system is designed to push people toward the middle, so that you narrow the field down to two or three candidates. But it leads you to exclude all sorts of creative possibilities, interesting new ideas and candidates with fresh concepts. It's remarkable, though, that you could take a country this size, with so much diversity and so many different kinds of people and put it all together into a nation-state. Probably the most important factor in making that happen is the forcing of political choices down to a very few can didates who represent a wide range of interests." "It's not as sterile a political landscape as it sometimes seems,' Hoover continued. "The new ideas tend to come in through third-party, candidates or people like Jesse, Jackson, who don't really have a, chance of winning but can attract enough attention so that people, begin to listen to them. Then those, ideas get picked up by the major', parties and candidates and become, part of their programs...There's; been a lot of political creativity in the United States." NIVERSITY OF VlSCONSINFARKSIB APRIL 27,28 /HAY '\,5 AT H ir.tt. vfj /HAY 3 A, IO VH. ^ THE >1ISER 8 Thursday, April 12, 1984 RANGER A Week at the Park Crickle business Once Oker Easy by Patricia Cumbie (I get a byline for this?) Today there is a baseball game vs. Aurora College at 2 p.m. The game is free. "Risky Business" will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The cost is $1 and all are urged to attend. There will also be a faculty recital at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Featured artists will be William Weinert, August Wegner and Frances Bedford. Admission price is $1.50 for students and senior citizens and $3 for civilians. At 8:30 p.m. in the Union Square PAB brings us "The Crickle." The price will be $1 for students and $2 for a guest. * * • • • • * • * * Friday, April 13 — " Final Management on the Apple," at 2 p.m. in the library. Call ext. 2356 for details. "Risky Business" will play again at 1:30 p.m. and 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. * * * * * * * * * * Saturday, April 14 — "Intro to Computers for MD's" starts at 10 a.m. in the library. Call Ext. 2312. Sponsored by UW-Extension. The men's tennis team will be playing Moraine Valley at noon in the fieldhouse or tennis courts depending upon the weather. "Utah Phillips" will be featured in the Communication Arts Theater at 7:30 p.m. Call ext. 2205 for more information. * * * * * * * * * * Sunday, April 15 — Once again "Risky Business" will be shown. The time of showing will be 7:30 p.m. * * * * * * * * * * Monday, April 16 - "Social Welfare Spending: Too Much or Too Little." The talk will be given by Madison professor Robert Lampman at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106. Bring your lunch! David Goodman will speak on "The Atom Bomb and Japanese Culture." The lecture is in Molinaro 111, at 2 p.m. * * • • • • • • * * Tuesday, April 17 — T he men's basketball team will play against Carthage College at 1 p.m. at Carthage. The Bogie classic "Key Largo" will play in the Union Cinema at 7 p.m. There is no admission charge. * * • * • • • • • * Wednesday, April 18 — "Over the Counter Drugs" will be in the Union 106 at 11:50 a.m. The seminar is open to the public at no charge. Open Stage is in the Union Bazaar from noon to 4 p.m. Come and see Parkside Talent or be on stage yourself. Applications are available at the Union Information Center. At the noon women's seminar, Esther Will is speaking on the topic. "Women's Physiology: What sets us apart?" The seminar will be held in Union 104. Parkside Chorale and Chamber Singers will have a concert in Main Place at 1 p.m. Admission is free. Men's tennis will be playing vs. Northeastern at 3 p.m. at the Phy Ed building. The game is free and open to the public. Sick of the same old British invasion band? Then come and see The Crickle TONIGHT — T hurs., April 12 Doors Open 8 p.m. Union Square UWP Student-81 Guest-S2 _ „ , Hear them perform the music of: The Beatles, The Who, The Stones, The Kinks and morel As always, age and Parkside IDs are a must Who says nothing's worth watchin? by Dick Oberbruner Cable television is coming to Kenosha! This week, sales people will be going door to door, seeking out customers to receive satellite-transmitted entertainment. There will be a variety of stations to choose from. People are bound to become permanent fixtures in their living rooms. I suspect televisions will be placed in close proximity to both the refrigerator and the bathroom. Nonetheless, viewers will have the right to enjoy what they pay for. Quality television should not be passed up, even if you live in Bristol. The following is a partial list of channels and programs that will be accessible to your television once you latch onto the signals. New stations will broadcast alongside existing frequencies, so when you get bored, you can still watch the same old stuff. CHANNEL 1 - Neighbor Cable. No need to peek through the curtains any more. Cameras are secretly installed into your neighbor's house. Subtitles available for ethnic neighborhoods. CHANNEL 3 -Don Ameche TV. One fabulous football clip after another of this great Kenoshan. Every night, a different Ameche movie is featured. CHANNEL 8- City- /County Street Department Network. Keeps drivers up-todate on road repairs. Watch as the streets you've come to hate — due to potholes and loose gravel — become smooth running surfaces. CHANNEL 13- BeiruTV. Frontline coverage of yet another war. Be witness to what makes the Holy Land so holey. CHANNEL 14- Volcanic TV. 24-hour coverage of the world's active volcanoes. Includes reports of geological interest. CHANNEL 15— The Birth Channel. Live coverage from the delivery room at Kenosha Memorial Hospital. CHANNEL 16- Playground TV. Children can sit home and watch their peers engage in activities such as tag, kickball and jumprope. CHANNEL 17- Milwaukee Bus Terminal. Watch as all sorts of characters arrive or just hang around. Lifelike performances. CHANNEL 19- Bank TV. Full coverage of over-the-counter and drive-up window transactions at Southern California banks. Daily robberies add a dramatic touch. CHANNEL 23- Classic Storytime. Great novels are read aloud by world-renowned actors and actresses. CHANNEL 25- High Salaried Athletes. Shows what multimillionaire sports figures do with their money. CHANNEL 26- Campaign '84 TV. Follow the rigorous campaign trails of Mondal. Hart, Jackson and Reagan as they fight for their political lives. CHANNEL 21- Spaghetti Western Movie Channel. Non-stop Clint Eastwood, Charles Bronson, Trinity, etc. CHANNEL 22- Television Channel. Television viewers are taken behind television cameras to watch television productions being televised. CHANNEL 27- FBI Channel. Secretly recorded undercover operations and 24- hour update s on wanted criminals. CHANNEL 28- Posse Comitatus Companion. Down-home para- military entertainment . Includes a weekly live broadcast from the Shawano Theater. CHANNEL 29- The Smokers Channel. Regular programming seen through a layer of smog. CHANNEL 30- Na t i onal Enqui r e! News. NEN uncover secret romances ant gossipy tidbits abom stars and other weir dos. Ranger needs writers EASTERDAY MOTEL • COLOR TV WITH FREE MOVIE CHANNEL • SPECIAL RATE FOR PARENTS • NEAR RESTAURANTS 859-3020 2510 120th Avenue Located at the corner of Hwy. 142 and I-94, Kenosha sfjw "T* RANGER Clubs on campns 9 Thursday, April 12,1984 A0R: Park side students have a ball If s omeone comes up to you say- ant District If someone comes up to you sayA.. ™™, „ HClVC 4X Vj CL11 ing they are from a fraternity called Alpha Theta Rho, don't be too surprised. After all these years, Parkside finally has a social fraternity. It was started by a few students in Feburary and is a private club offcampus. Curtis Neal, a freshman from Milwaukee, is the frat's first President, "and he hopes that the club can grow and play a more active part of Parkside's campus life next year. The fraternity has had a second goal this year also. They want to start a scholarship fund for those students who don't have the money to attend Parkside. Often, a financially- strapped student finds he or she cannot stay in school and complete their college education. Statistics show that once people quit, for whatever reason, they won't come back. "I formed this organization because I knew there were many students who were attending college, but were unable to meet the expense needed to stay in the university," said Neal. "So they had to drop from school. This made me become very concerned about the financial well-being of college students." Neal feels that this fraternity has a good membership that is willing to put on money-making projects like dances and other events for the purpose of funding other students with a sincere desire to stay in school but who can't afford it. Adds Neal, "Through these projects we can help to promote the advancement of disadvantaged college students." One of the biggest events planned by Alpha Theta Rho this year is their Scholarship Ball on Thursday, April 19. Scott Schupbach, treasurer of the club, expects a good turnout this year. "The Alpha Theta Rho Ball is a formal dance sponsored and funded entirely by us," said Schupbach. "The purpose of the ball is to raise money to put towards the scholarship," he said. This year the ball will be held at the Racine Motor Inn in downtown Racine. The cost of the ball is $20 per couple. Highlights of the evening include a special guest speaker, Robert Flancher, Racine Assistant District Attorney, a live band from Illinois called "Chance," and plenty of opportunity to break dance. A buffet dinner will be served at 7:30 p.m. and punch will also be served. A cash bar will be provided throughout the evening. Tickets are on sale until Tuesday or until they last, and they won't be sold at the door, so Schupbach advises people to buy them soon if they want to attend. Currently the fraternity is closed to new membership due to the time involved in preparation for the Scholarship Ball. Anyone interested in becoming a member of the fraternity can contact either Scotf Schupbach or Curtis Neal at 634- 1994, ext. 223. New membership applications will be taken starting the week after the ball. Alpha Theta Rho is a private fraternity. "II IB liliSlf STARTS FRIDAY AT T HEATRES EVERYWHERE jjL Thursday, April 12,1984 Movie review Continued from page 7 The Stone," there are a few things that I feel are wrong with the film. First of all, the movie gets off to a rather slow start. I feel that the first 20 minutes or so of the fim could have moved faster while still setting up the story. Another thing that I didn't like about the film was the brutality of some scenes. "Romancing The Stone," despite the rather silly and enigmatic title, «s a n enjoyable, exciting adventure tale. It will have you cheering the heroes and hissing the villains. It will have you sitting on the edge of your seat and laughing uproariously, frequently at the same time. RANGER PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 am - 4:00 p • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully • Malted Milk Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Slices ~ Peanut Butter Chip Peanut Clusters Peppermint Kisses Rootbeer Barrels Sour Balls Spearment Leaves Starllte Mints Carmel Targets Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts Assorted Perky Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee Bridge Mix Burndt Peanuts Butterscotch Discs Candy Coffee Discs Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops ~ Chocolate Jots Chocolate Peanuts Chocolate Raisins Chocolate Stars Jelly Beans California Mix Caribbean Delicacy Carob Malted Milk Balls Carob Raisins Carob Peanuts Natural Pistachio Red Pistachio Spanish Peanuts Sunflower Seeds Student Food Mix Yogurt Malted Milk Balls Yogurt Peanuts Yogurt Raisins Yogurt Sesame Brittle Smoked Almonds whole Week of April 16 25% OFF Jelly Beans and Pops Psychobabble My personal Mend, Ernie... by Rick Luehr A couple of weeks ago, I attended the Milwaukee Home Show. I didn't really go to look at the displays; I went to see comedian Pete Barbutti. But I got there rather early, so I was just going around looking at things to kill time. I was just on the verge of dozing off when someone handed me a flyer. I had had so many things handed to me that day that I just glanced at it disinterestedly. It was an ad for Ernie von Schledorn Buick. I looked up and saw the man who handed me the advertisement. I was shocked and overjoyed to see that it was none other than Mr. von Schledorn himself! I couldn't believe it. There he was, the prominent Milwaukee businessman and television superstar in person. I couldn't speak. I just looked at him with awe. He spoke to me! This man, nay, this god, spoke to me, a lowly nobody. He looked me in the eye and said, "Who do you know?" My heart was pounding. I almost swooned. The excitement was just too much for me to comprehend. There I was, a nobody, a nothing, who couldn't buy a car if I wanted to, and this celebrity, this man who serves as a shining example to the youth of today, actually opened his glorious mouth and uttered those immortal words to me. I know that my life will never be the same. I was blessed by the voice of one of the greatest examples of humanity that the universe has ever seen. And I am changed. My life is now complete. * * * * * * * * * * Then the unbelievable happened. Yesterday, Mrs. Stella Poteet of Wildlife Biloxi, Mississippi, was hemming a dress and found that she needed a few more pins. She went to her sewing table and got a box of pins that she had purchased only the day before at her local K-Mart. When she opened the box she found, nestled among the pins, a Thin Mint cookie. "I was shocked," said Mrs. Poteet. "I'm only glad that I saw it in time. God only knows what could have happened to me if I had reached into the box without looking. I mean, I could have gotten chocolate on my fingers. I guess I'm just one of the lucky ones." Yes, Mrs. Poteet is one of the lucky ones. In another part of Biloxi, Miss Junie Bell Swiggenlooper needed a new needle in order to sew up a hole in her brother's sock. She reached into a box of needles without looking and, not seeing the shortbread cookie that had somehow gotten into the box, drove several crumbs deeply into two fingers of her right hand. Doctors have already had to amputate her index finger but say that, if they are lucky, they can save at least most of Miss Swiggenlooper's middle finger. Authorities have put a halt to all pin and needle sales in Mississippi until all boxes have been examined for cookie tampering. This will be a slow process as all boxes must be checked by hand because a pratical cookie detector has yet to be developed. Officials say that they have no firm leads; however they admit that several local Girl Scouts are being questioned. Although no incidents of tampering have been reported outside of the Biloxi area, officials do recommend caution on the part of the public. If you find any evidence of tampering, report it immediately to your local police. We will keep you posted as to any further developments in this most disturbing and distressing case. by John Kovalic Will itor -nns (oar* INiSTtflD. UlEHfNr A PP\C> POLITICAL ANAjooiocsWJT HP - OtL.. l-M ! ftRe Ve>u opf 3Y ftL-L thps<T So Hcffer —V/vw-v\^- HANt-V' we fJor oroLr supports FULL OKI Rcyp? 57^7 ) £ur Also IS /VJOCLeiAR Sevr- ^s/V/NWVV" Vw. The Funny Paper Caper by Paul Berge l WAS WORKING LATE ONE EVENING WHEN SUDDENLY A PHONE RANG OUT. \T WAS PORNAPPLE SECRETARY, KATHY, WITH ANOTHER. 1 1 LIED WREN I SAID I' D GIVEN PORNAPPlt THE BIRD AS A PR ESENT— U)E-ER, BE AND 1~ WE'RE COLLECTORS, A ND UJE GOT R R IN BORNEO... NOW S O O T H E R P E O P L E T H l W K » STILL HAVE THE BIRD.' THEH'VE "THREATENED TO KILL WE I P I poNT GWE IT TO THpn! MOU'VE GOT TO MA'AM, I THINK MAYBE IT'D BE A GOOD IDEA IF YOU CAME DOWN AND STRAIGHTENED THIS STORY OUT... A NO? THE4 MIGHT SEE fOE COffllNG TO TH E POLICE' WVt GOT TO COME HERE—AT MM APARTMENT! i CAfOT LET TH EfA CATCH ME ON T HE PHONE-l'VE GOT TO HAN6 Up I THOUGHT IT BEST TO GO ALONE, BUT I DIDN'T NCTTICE ANY BODY WA TCHING RAWS APARTMENT. NEXT VJEEK; ROMANCING-n*. BIRD/ Cjprvices Offered NEED HELP with your student loan? Serve part time and we will repay 15% of your loan each year. Find out if you qualify. Call Sgt. Winski, 697-0520. Army Reserve. Be all you can be. MONEY FOR college. Earn 51200/year and $4000 education bonus for serving one weekend- /month and two weeks/year. To learn more, call Sgt. Winski, 697- 0520. Army Reserve. Be all you can be. TYPING AND word processing. Gateway Secretarial Service. 637- 1997. IMPROVE STUDY habits, lose weight, stop smoking and reduce stress with hypnosis. Call Randall Potter, 414-652-2727 for further info or an appointment. EASTER IN Chicago — special package. At the Sheraton-Plaza. $59.50/night includes Easter basket. Call John Cogan, Strand Travel, 632-5456, MWF 3-5, Sat. 9-2. For Sale 1983 FORD Escort, standard transmission, AM/FM 8-track, $4800. Phone 654-7383. TWO 1984-85 Milwaukee Rep season tickets. Best seats in the house. $145. 634-0858. Personals GATOR, IT'S been a great six months. I hope the next six will be even greater!!! I love you. Guess Who?? looking FOR three roommates to share apartment at Wood Creek beginning in June. If interested, call J53-2320. Ask for Shirley. FOR SALE, 10,000 autographed issues of the March 22 Ranger. Contact Legs "B." nw Vm i Where's the gun »n t he photo? Under the hat? L&J hell<T'^ ^ Oopidit says MAY THE UWPDT live long and prosper!! TO HERMINIA'S child: I'm really glad you're back!! Jeff. TO TEXAS Tony's Baby: Many hugs and more kisses!!! LAURIE SMITH: My son wants to meet your kitty. 634-1994. TRIXIE THE speed thru New Munster is now 51. SPECIAL KAY: is your Parkinson acting up again??? THANKS TO all who put up with my insufferable personal ads, and apologies to those who lack a sense of humor. Laure. 5TH FLOOR: Thanks for mellowing out. BOB: CATCH any B-rays lately??? TORI O: Your elevator lover awaits!!!!! WICKS: CHICAGO was great!! Glad we got to see "That big building!!!" GERG: LONG time no see! Have you been hibernating or what? /Laure. SEX EDUCATION class?/ See the Kinky couple: Oceanography, 11:00 MWF. JEFFY: HOW'S 222? / Does Phillipone kick his chalk across the floor too? GHOST MONSTER: I really am looking forward to the 19th!!! CARL SAYS: Know one is perfect, especially him. HEY, MARY: My Apple wants tc meet you IBM/Syntax KATE M.: I need to talk to you! Meet me in the library Friday at Noon! Joey. LOOPER: J.I.L.Y J.1L.Y. JILY!!! This weekend is ours!!! Love, Mort. SUE G.: what's the deal? Have I done something wrong or do you need space Amigo SUE AND Rachel: Thanks for cheering me up! You're wonderful! Joey. ROD: WOULD you like a fishing pole to hook a date for the ball? G. S. JENNIFER HUNT: I want your sexy body! Rod Yamat. ROD YAMAT: When the love of your life comes around, you'll be too involved with your cleaning utensils to take note. F. G.U.S.L.M. BLANCHE: WHILE you were busy taking Trix to the piano Business, I was busy being misunderstood by a lot of people eating off of paper plates and drinking out of wine glasses. MOLLY: WHEN are you gonna have a dinner party like that?? I'll bet right after you get the new Oriental in, Heh? HI MARG! (I put that in because I know you read these.) HAH A Pat Grochowski hits a lob against Lake County opponent. Colts bolt away Continued from page 12 rent for Memorial Stadium that the franchise supposedly owes. A Baltimore filmmaker has filed a bankruptcy petition against the Colts, claiming they owe him $8000 for game films from the 1983 season. The best one of all is the $30 million class action suit filed by a couple from Towson, Md., on behalf of all Baltimore Colts fans, charging that the team's early morning departure from Baltimore caused "severe emotional distress." The specific charges are as follows: The couple charges that the move in the night was designed, "to humiliate and degrade the plaintiffs and those similarly situated." They also say that the move has caused the couple to suffer "severe depressions, severe physical and emotional disability, severe disturbance of mental and emotional tranquility and mental distress of a very serious kind." When asked if they could win, the couple said, "Not really. But what else could we do to express our feelings? We've been fans from the beginning." COMING! Tennis team The men's tteannnniics ttpeaamm hbpegoaann tthhae <«• .. splits two season with one win and one loss. The win was against Lake County College with the final score 8-1. Some of the greater successes were Jim Wynstra beating his opponent Tim Conners, 6-0, 64). The doubles team Wynstra and Jacob also beat Conners and Mohr from Lake County. The scores were 6-7, 7-5, 6- 3- Chris Walley had two good sets agamst Doug Burkett of Lake County. His scores were 64) 6-3 tteedd , "LLaakkee Crhoaurndt.y F irse clikkae «us™. T™henv-- rILg0mgJhr0Ugh the rebuilding process. They lost many of their guys through graduation." Outside against Beloit, the team wasn t so successful, losing 8-1. The one point came from a default by Beloit. Walley and Roszkowski were the doubles team winning by default. Frecka said, "Beloit is a very good team. They have everyone back and they're very good." He added, "Our team is very much in the learning process and they're progressing. They show a lot of progress and are improving with every match." Classified ads THURSDAY, APRIL 19 UNION SQUARE 4-5:30 PM FEATURING • THE LIVE MUSIC OF UW-PARKSIDE'S AWARD WINNING JAZZ BAND • 75«, $1.00 & $ 1.25 OFF REGULAR PIZZA PRICES PLUS SPECIAL...PIZZA BY THE SLICE. • SPECIAL $1.99 SPAGHETTI DINNER WITH SALAD & GARLIC BREAD • FREE ADMISSION 12 Thursday, April 12,1984 RANGER Team begins season with depth by Patricia Cumbie Sports Editor The women's softball team is on a five game winning streak and their record is 10-7. The team is now ranked eighth in the nation. The last game they played was a double header against UW-Stevens Point They swept both games, 3-2 and 2-0. The first game was most exciting. The women scored in the seventh inning on a suicide squeeze bunt. The runner on third base began running at the release of the ball from the pitcher. The bunt by Cindy Ruffert was perfect and the runner made it safely to the plate. The team also played UW-Oshkosh and won in extra innings. The game went 11 innings and Denise Bier doubled with two outs. Janet Boren stepped to the plate and singled and Bier ran in for the score. Coach Linda Draft commented, "©his is the first time we've had good, strong hitting. The whole roster is strong. Everyone in the batting order is a threat at the plate." However, the team did split a double header with St. Xavier, winning 54 and then losing the second game 64. "We should have won that second game, but I am pleased with the winning streak following this game." Being ranked in the top ten teams in the nation can have its drawbacks, said Draft. "Everybody knows we're good and have had success in the past. They always like challenging the team on top. Every game is hard fought. It's not always easy being on top because you have to work harder to stay there." The team looks to every game as being tough. This weekend the team will compete in the St. Francis tournament. "Last year we peaked at St. Francis and we don't want that. We want to keep building; it's too early to peak," said Draft. As of now, the pitching is very strong. Michele Martino is back after rehabilitating her shoulder. Janet Koenig is showing real strength in the games. Another returner is Lynn Jonas. She is also very strong and can carry the game well in the stretch. All of the pitchers are a contributing factor. "What differentiates us from the two strongest teams in the nation is our pitching. They only have one pitcher who can carry. If she's injured or sick the game goes. We have strength in numbers." A contributing factor in defense is Janet Broeren. She has a batting average of .415, the highest batting average for a player in all of Draft's years as coach. She is good at getting crucial outs. She has exceptional range as short stop. The offense is also very tight. "Everybody has executed very well. The offense doesn't miss any signals and everyone performs whatever is expected," added Draft. Competititors in last year's Loop Bike Race. 4th annual Loop Race: hurry to sign up team The fourth annual "Loop 500" bike race, sponsored by Pi Sigma Epsilon, the Marketing Club, will be held on April 25 this year. The race consists of two laps around the inner loop road — eac h participant (of a team of four) riding halfway around the loop road. The bike race is open to all Parkside students and faculty. The entry fee of $10 includes a "Loop 500" Tshirt for each team member. Each team must consist of two males and two females. Limited room means that we can only accept the first ten teams that sign up and pay their entry fees. Look for a registration table in the Molinaro concourse this week and next week. Prizes for the winners will be announced. Last year's was a big success and a great time so don't miss out on the fun! * • ' " lllltt Parkside's women softball team score a run against UW-Stevens Point. Sports shots Colts bolt for Indiana by Robb Luehr Moving a pro sports franchise is nothing new; it's been done many times. The Boston Braves went to Milwaukee, then to Atlanta; the Seattle Pilots became the Milwaukee Brewers; the Philadelphia Athletics ended up in Oakland by way of Kansas City; and the Minneapolis Lakers moved to Los Angeles. None of these moves caused too much of a stir. Then a man named A1 Davis wanted to take a team named the Oakland Raiders to that city named Los Angeles; but Oakland tattled on Al, and an organizaton named the NFL told Al that he couldn't move his team. He moved it anyway. The NFL and Oakland sued, but lost; so the Oakland Raiders became the Los Angeles Raiders. Now, 3000 miles away, on the other coast, there seems to be the same kind of situation developing. Back in the middle of March, stories began to surface about the owner of the Baltimore Colts, Robert Irsay, speaking to officials of the city of Indianapolis about the possibility of moving his team to that city. (You see, they have a new 61,000 seat stadium, the Hoosier Dome, but nobody to fill it.) Irsay was becoming dismayed at the fact that attendance had been decreasing at Memorial Stadium in Baltimore in the past five to six years. In the past, especially the late 60's and the early 70's, sellouts were as certain as snow in January. These were the so-called "glory days" of the Colts. Then in 1972, Robert Irsay bought the team. They made the playoffs for a couple of years since then, but in the late 70's, bad trades and other factors reduced the team to a mere shadow of its former self. As the team deteriorated, so did the size of the crowds. Last year the Colts' average home attendance was 37,- 000; the lowest in the NFL. So Mr. Irsay started talking to Indianapolis. Then Phoenix expressed an interest. Phoenix later dropped out of the bidding. Baltimore had to fight for its team. All efforts failed. On the evening of March 28, more than a dozen moving vans (Mayflower, I believe) showed up at the Colts' training camp. Several hours later, more than a dozen full moving vans left the Colts' training camp, bound for Indiana. The next day the mayor of Baltimore signed a condemnation order for the team, and a judge issued a temporary restraining order preventing the Colts from playing anywhere but in Baltimore. Mr. Irsay was totally within his rights to move the franchise; after all, he owns the Colts. As he told an Indianapolis reporter, "It's not your ball team or our ball team. It's my family's ball team. I paid for it and worked for it." There's nothing wrong with what he did; it's how he did it that angered the citizens of Baltimore. It does seem to be the coward's way out when you sneak out in the middle of the night. What was the reasoning behind Irsay's decision to do it that way? Was he afraid of being seen in daylight? Maybe he didn't want to be embarrassed by possible pickets or demonstrations. He should be more embarrassed by the way he did it than the way it might have been done. He could have at least given some kind of warning; but he didn't. The team is now known as the Indianapolis Colts, although Dolts is more fitting. As a result of the move, several lawsuits, both filed and potential, are in the works. The city of Baltimore is considering filing suit to get Irsay to pay $173,000 in back Continued on page 11 WELCOME—^ ATHLETE OF THE WEEK • •• CONGRATULATIONS ••• JANET BROEREN •*•••••••••••** UW-Parkside junior, women's softball team short stop. Batting .415 so far this season. to WlLerTime Women's softball Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Pitchers, carafes to stay until end of semester Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of WlscollSia-Parbide Pitchers, carafes to stay until end of semester by Jennie Tunkieicz News Edilor The end is near. Students only bave until the end of the semes- ter... to buy pitchers and wine cara- fes. The decision to keep beer pitch- en and wine carafes until the end of the semester was made last week by Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoff- Ie and PSGA (Parkside Student Government Association) President Srott Peterson and Vice President Paul Johnson. PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) had recommended that pildlen and carafes be removed from du to day operations in the Umon Square on March 19, the first day alter spring break. Tbe hoard felt this would give the Union the chance to determine what the eco- IIOIIlic impact and service impact wouId be for the fall semester. "I think that PUAB did a fine Job," said Sloffle. "They presented fine reasoning behind their recom- IIleIldation to remove lbe pitchers and carates and to keep 20 ounce beers. But I felt that to (remove JliIchen and carafes after spring broak) with candidates running on a stronger student platform would be, as far as I'm concerned, a slap In !be face. So I said let's wait and tall: about it wilb the new PSGA IJrOSidentand vice president. What I did was to get a broader campus opinion." Petenoo said that although he had hoped to save pitcbers and ca- rafes he is satisfied wilb keeping 20 ounce beers. "I personally would love to have (pitchers and carafes) down there but f realize that there is no way to control sharing. But we will keep 20 ounce beers - they've got to stay. We thought it was best to keep pitchers and carafes until lbe end of the semester, then students will have the summer to forget about, them.': Bill Niebuhr, Union Director, said, "It would have been my pref. erence to have experienced the new methods of operation so that we could evaluate its effectiveness on service. But not domg it is some- thing we can live with. We just Tazzit up won't be going into next year with U l advance infonnation. tI n.. Patblde Jaa EF........... ,. ... _. It..-..... IIIP Sheila Earl to highlight Accent on Women program A keynote speech on how women's votes are changing presen- ted by Ann J. Haney, director of consumer affairs for the American Family Insurance Group of MadI- son and a talk by Sheila C. Earl on wo';'en and sell-worth will hie"- light lbe fourth annual Accent on Women program at Parltside May 4-5. The program. iDdude a cbolce of 3$ worbbopa aDd ...... inars on a wide ratlI" of topics of Ulterest to _. anD be bold Fh- day ""entlII and lurdaJ II sponsored by Parblcle and ~ Wo Men's B~reau 01 Gate .. aJ Tecbnic:al izlstituU Wlth -.ace from ~ W..,..,,',1lesocIm! Ceat« of_. INSIDE Presidential candidates differ State caucus system explained StUdents, faculty visit Soviet Union Movie review: "Ice Pirates" Men's baseball warming up ~ 's aI 1 p.m. medIa preuDlalioD li tied , 'T'be PeoPe l>aD .. 01 Hi&b T • M w!lIdI ... lbo IlIlpo<l of ad,--' RANGER I ~etters to the Editor I ~, ......................... ~ ............ --- Stranger article too gruesome To the EdJIor. I'm wrlllo& in repoose to the or· IJdt in Iasl "·s Straaco< by Liek Ruebr I tolerated a c:oapIe of the bneI but COW up wbeD I readlod the..-wue...,u. sucb as. "We'D eet tbem aU ID .... .-.., lie tbem up IIld maIIe lbem watdl eacb oIber eat -... ........ Is Ibis sup- poM to be I_? KDowiJIc tiJ aulllor. I andenIa1ld wbe!e _ of the ......... Is CllIIIiaC from. but it __ be JI'8llbed IIIOIt 01 Ibia pro ... from ..... dleIp • .-, ...... ror IIIdt Is Ibis quality wrillo&? I do UDdersIalld Ibis was a spool lor ApnII. but WIth the deIuIe 01 S1~1I: vtolence surrounding us, I don'\ IhinIl we n«d to lwn it to humor. To be 1wuIy. one sbou1d _ bah appooocbes. Lidt·s story used worn out euche measures which were DOl hlllllY. I thinl< enouIb .... been said. I ocIy hope lor next years StraDger. the writer WOll't """trive a story 01 quick jotes aDd spare us the lust aDd vio- 1en<e we're always being bombar· ded with. Correction John Tropln, president of PSE. was incorrectly identi- fied as "Bill" in the last issue of the newspaper. Ranger regrets the error. z bonday, April 5, IlIlU " 1 • " - .. r ( , ~ ~A ____~*'4' "OUR PROSPEC.TS FOR EAST-WEST ARMS REDUCTION ARE LOOKING UP." soc must first prove stability To the Editor. Alter readmg the story about SOC's p<lOSIhle move to major oe- gamzation status, it was lelt that the other SIde 01 the sfory should be elucidated. It IS true that SOC is a standing coJlll1'Uttee 01 the Senate and that aU 01 their motions aDd budgetary actions must have approval of the Senate. This condition is not a SJl'" ell! case just lor SOC: this condi· tion also bolds true lor the other three standmg commillees 01 the Senate. In the article it mentions that this pro<ess takes a tolaI 01 lour to ten weeks. This is. in a sense true. It does take SOC four to ten weeks to bring a proposal to \he floor of the Senate lor debate. The Senate. III 90'" 01 the cases. makes a decislon that OJghL The reason why there is such a long time lag _ the concep- tio. of an idea aDd IRlplementation 01 the KIea IS WIthout a doubt SOC's laulL U an KIea needs lunding it first must go lhroucl> BRC. a sub- commttlee 01 SOC. afler wluch it must be passed throo&h SOC. which only meets twice a month. Then it must be passed through the Senate. wluch meets every week. It is qwte clear (rom Ibis ......no that SOC could and sIlou1d be meelJnll every wee!<. which would cut this leogtby process in hall. 00 the other band. people in SOC win say that the Senate is responsi· ble for the current set up. This is quite true and nobody win deny this facL However. at the time this scheme was developed, with the help of SOC. it was truly needed and I doubt that anyone will deny this. The most obvious question is: why won·t the Senate fix the pr0b- lem? Here comes the big brother complex that SOC seems to suUer from which. by the way. no other standing committee of the Senate suflers from. The Senate in the past bas not imposed its will on its slanding committees and it does not want to do so in the futnre. This is slricIJy a last resort. CllrrenUy. every standing com- mittee 01 the Senate. e<cept SOC. proposes ruIe changes regarding the way \heir committees should oper. ale in committee. Then the com- mittee hrings these changes to the floor of the Senate for debate. SOC has every right to make its own rules. The past Senate did teU the officers of SOC the course that \hey sbouId tate in changing their own rules. As. one can see. nothing bas happened yet. In fact. instead of trying to clear up the mess. SOC is trying to cloud the picture by ask· ing for major status and then for· getting to take care of the real issue. the need for a greater degree of autonomy in budgetary matters. Yes, it is true SOC that the Sen· ate lor the past semester has told your officers that it would grant you a greater degree 01 autonomy when coming t, budget realloca- tions. Hnw long is it going to take to get a proposa1 to the Senate floor? Another problem that is facing SOC today is the lack of continuity 01 its leadership. For those of you who do not know, in the last SOC elections no one wanted to run for the Presidency. However. the cur· rent President has decided to stay lor another semester. leaving the possibility that no one will be presi· dent during the spring and summer of next year. It should also be noted that this is not the first time that SOC has found it difficult to find someone to bead the organization. In the 1983 elections. the current president ran unopposed. The solution to this dilemma. proposed by SOC. is to make them a major status orgamzation. This is clearly not the answer. This is an example of a band-aid approach to the problem or even putting the horse before the carl. Belore mak· ing SOC a major organization, the Senate will n«d guarantees about the future leadership. One way to show to the Senate that there will be someone in charge is to have elections with more than one per- son running for office over a period of a couple of years. This should not be too much to expect from an organization that says it represents over 1000 students on this campus. Over aU, SOC does need more freedom. but not the freedom that major organization status does aUow. SOC bas made great positive strides over the past year and a half. More time is needed for the organizaion to show its ongoing sta· bility. It needs to conlront the problems at hand instead of ereat- ing new ones. U SOC can do these things over a prolonged period of time, no one would deny them major organization status. Michael Scoon, V-President PSGA '113-'84 Jeanne Phillips President PSGA '113-'84 Carla Thomas President SOC '81!·'84 Chuck Betz V-President PSGA '81!·'83 Terry Tunks Treasurer/Secretary Luis VaUdejuti SUFAC Chair '81·'83 PAC responds To the Editor: This letter is in reference to the article concerning the Parkside As. s~iatio~ of Communicators pub- lished .. the March 29 issue of Ranger. First of all. I'd like to thank Sarah Uhlig and the Ranger for the time and exposure given PAC. However, as president of PAC, J feel I should answer a couple 01 questions raised concerning the ar- ticle ~ questions such as: --What is meant by " ..the social aspect of PAC is a major benefit of being a member" ? co.linned o. page 3 Ranger is wriHen ond edited hy studenls of UW.Po,lfSide and tMy o,e solely responsible fa, its editorial policy and content. Published ewry ThufSdoy d~rin~ t"e academic yea, except du,ing breoh ond holidays. longer IS prlnled hy the Racine Joumol Ti~s. . All cor~t!spondence should be addressed to, ParlfSide lortger, Univer· s.ty of W,scon~i/n.Parltsick, So.. No. 2000, lCenosflo, Wis. 53141. leHen t~ the editor will be accepted if typewritten, dcwDle·spoced 011 s~ndard ~,ze paper. letlers should he less thon 350 woras and must br SIgned With a telephone tlUmbe, included lor ",eriMotion pur~ Names w.i/J be withheld lor ",a/id ''''O$ons. R Deadlme 'or lett"'~s is Tuesday 10 c.m. 'or publicohon Thurscloy. Oliger reserves the rrghl to re'use leiters containing lois. and de'olfffl to,y contenf. WRITERS Cart a...-sIti, Karl Db.on. Micbael ~. Wolter Hermau. Mary JUrtoo.Kaddatz, Bob KiesliDg. earol K.orte-dict. DawD KroDh, Rick LMbr, Robb LueIar. DiclI. O~ruD- -. Tooy Rocen. 8m _pard, Nid< nome. Suo Uhlig. Kevi. Zirkelbacb Pal Zirtelbocb. • Ken Meyer Editor i 5~~~.:~~~~~~:~~~.;.:.:~~~:.:~:~:~~~~:.:.:~~.~:.:~~~;:::::.:;::.:.:~~t.e iE I. Dave McEvoy Cnpy Editor Aady BucIwwl JInslwss Mauger Catberiae t1Wfoe _ Ad .. rtisInC Mauger J111 WbJ-, N1e1sea _.DislribIlIio. Maaocer Pat HensIU Asst. _aess Maaacer PHOTOGRAPHERS Karao Coin>. &b Eicllbo.. Todd Herbst, !tare. TraodeL • Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 25, April 5, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 24 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. SOC considers major status Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursda March 29 1984 soc. considers • major status that clubs must go through in order to have an event kills members' en-- thusiasm. "If there is a guest speaker in the area, it is possible that a club won't be able to have him or her appear on campus because of the time it takes to have funds reallocated," said Olson. Olson and Galbraith both feel that SOC is ready to become a major organization. "We've been treated as a major organization, and given almost every right of being a major organization, with the exception of the title," said Galbraith. "There's a real grey line between the definition of a standing commit- tee and a major organization. There are little, petty dillerences, but they are important," said Olson. Olson and Galbraith both leel that although SOC has had a past history 01 weak leadership, the or- ganization is now flourishing and members are showing great enthu- siasm and interest in the group. . They also feel that the question 01 luture leadership should not be the indicator for the group's not be- coming a major organization. "Every organization is going to have their time when there is not going to be a lull leadership. Train- ing potential leaders and holdlD~ by Jennie TunkieiC'l. News Editor Ylhether or not to seek major or- ganization status is the question being addressed by SOC (Student Organization Council). SOC is an or- ganization consisting of over 40 stu- deat clubs, representing over 1000 Parkside students, which acts as a fOl'lDD for interorganizational dis- cussion, helps plan and execute budgels and helps new organiza·. _ form and develop. Presently SOC is one of four .tlllding committees of PSGA lParUide Student Government As- lOCiation). As a standing commit- tee, \he organization must have all their major motions and budgetary lll:IIons approved by the PSGA Sen- lie, a process which takes from lour to ten weeU according to the orpa!zalion's representatives. "By becoming a major organiza- tioa, we would alleviate the respon- libility of the Senate having to watch over anolher committee. A, I'eat deal of the PSGA meetings are spent with SOC business. We leel that receiving major stalus will encourage clubs to do more on <ampus and they won't feel as if Big Brother is watching them con- Itontly," said Dan Galbraith, SOC ViceChairman. Valerie Olson, SOC Chairperson, feels that many limes the red tape ', .• nl P 01 Joh "e\\l) elected PSG.\ pr~ident. ott Pet r-.oft llt·ru and \ir-e--p fir-;l PSGA nate meeting last Thur"MIa\ er 010 'l 'Ii hHI o moreMiller time' BiD lebuhr then had the jani rial WI remove !be unwonted pur lions of Ihe bann<'n '.1be probl<rn mine, .t had nothi.nC to do WI til I1I1.r" ',ebuhr 'I .'" til.." (PSF.I per- to put up the 001""'''' caUJO Budd) oul 0/ lowIl. It was an moore 1 d I on The ..-bole I""lion 0/ corporat 10 P Is bein& (d t now Once "'" de\lnes d<dslon3 10k II are in charge 01 approvong ten. 10 1 talt(d to Bill :'ollObuhr, the Umon D1rector, and he IUthorued \he bannen'· When Buddy Couv.OII, 0l0rd1fla. tor 01 Student ActiVIties, returned to campus, be ed that \he ..... portion of \he posten he """",,(d because be felt they were map- propnate. He said that \he (duca- I tional aspect of \he worbbop <OU1d be better emphasiud ....thout \he Miller beer poctures b) Pit Zirkelhach Miller beer signs were removed from banners advertising the Illler Brewing Co. Strategies wortsbop that was hosted by Pi Sigma Epsi- Ion (PSE), the business lraterruty, when PSE failed to get tile bannen properly authori2ed. "We put up tile banners at \he end of spnng break," said Bill Tro- pin, president of PSE. "At tile lime there was no one OD campus from the Student Activities Office, who Continued on Page 13 INSIDE Ted Mondale st p for his father Chancellor Gushkin slain Pocan campai 8 &11 ..... on UW-P campus See Inside for Stranger Things PUAB limits alcohol purchases Sarah Hiett runs in transition % Thancllly, Marcb %t, l!lll4 --------------------------------Q RANGER I Letters to the Editor I Student "su:" offered To The Editor: This year ill the fIrst year we are offenng an EducaUooal Gift to a coBece st_t. The UWEX-Homemakers are of- lenne a _ Educational Gift to a student wbo wishes to enter the Home Economics Related Field. ApplIc:atlons bave been sent to the FInancial Aids Dept. and our posten sbould be posted to give you an Idea of JOIlle of the areas of study one can enter. The spectrum ls broader tban most students thlnk. CoIJese students will be allowed more lime lor return of application due 1Io the dlffaaKes in the spriIl(l breaks. The appticaUoos should be re- turned to the UWEX-Qllice by April 30th. H there are any ques- tions concerning the lields, the offi- ce coo be 01 assistance to you. Scholastic ability will be taken into consideration, but other thlncs will be taken into consideration as well. This EducaUooal Gift is not based on need, but primarily the fields the students are entering. There are approximately 30 areas 01 study open as the major area 01 study and several secondary areas. Carol McCarver ScholarshIp Chairperson Pocan for Mayor To the Editor: With Electioo Day quietly ap- Proachin« us, it is time lor voten to start makine decisions about the many candidates who are seeking offIces. One important decision that Ke- nosha residents need to make is in the Mayoral election. There are two candidates that emerged from the primary - incwnbent Mayor John Bilotti and Alderman Bill Paean. In 1980, Mayor John Bilotti slat- ed that be wouJd "set spending li- mits, eliminate waste and ineffI- ciency." He also said be would "de- clare war on waste in government." However, wbat be has done is to in- crease government spending by 32%. He also has raised the city's budget surplus Irom $628,728 to $1.2 mlIllon. It seems as though the Mayor, as well as the Kenosba tall- payers. have lost the "war on waste." Bill Pocan, wben elected, will get city spending in control and will keep it in control by runnine the city like a business. Pocan realizes the key in doing this - you can't spend more than you have. He also realizes that the government cannot continue raising property taxes to cover expenses. Most importantly, he realizes that, since Kenosha has a large budget surplus. It should be used instead 01 mcreasine property taxes. Also in 1980 Bilotti vowed to "seek more quality stores down- town, more adequate parking. a carefree environment and a com- mercial complex downtown." How- ever, during his admmistration, Wards and Penney's have both lell Kenosha and no real signs of eco- nomic growth are anywhere to be lound. Pocan understands tfusiness since he is a businessman. As mayor, be will work not only to at- tract new industry to Kenosha, but to keep the industry that is curren- tly in the city. He will be the chief salesman for the city and will work with labor and civic leaders and with local businessmen, to create and maintain a favorable business ctimate for new and expanding businesses. However, probably one 01 the more important goals 01 Pocan is to improve the mayoral working rela- tionship with the state. Bilotti has been spending a great deal 01 time over the past year attemtping to get more state revenues to cover his spending increases. In his luWe at- tempt, he has appeared petulant and has embarrassed many taxpay- ers as well as city and state offi- cials. Pocan will re-establish the work- ine relationship that existed belore Bilott's tenure. He will contact state ollicials once his tenn begios and will begin to erase the bad name Kenosha bas recently receiv- ed. So nut Tuesday, April 3, remem- ber that you bave many decisions to make lor many offices. Also, please remember that your vote will count and that Bill Paean is the "positive alternative for mayor" of Kenosha. Concerned and committed. Jeanne Buenter-Phillips Student votes ARE important Five days from now, on Tuesday, April 3, a number 0110cal races will be decided in the Kenosba/Racine area. Heading the list is Kenosha's race for mayor between the incum- bent John Bilotti and the strong challenger, Bill Paean. The lollow- ing are the most prominent races in our area and the respective candi- dates: Kellosha City PositioDS Mayor John M. Bilotti William Pocan MuDicipal JUdge Katherine Lingle Mark Fennema School Board Mary Jane Landry Genevieve Turk Patrick F. Moran Robert G. Bramsher Racine City Positllo .. Alderman (2nd District) Dorothy H. Constantine Myrtle H. Harrell Alderman (4th District) Fredrick L. Lawrence Thomas E. Dawkins Municipal Judge Guadalupe G. Villarreal Robert Michelson Voting' is patriotic On March 23, 1775, Patrick Henry made his famous "Give me liberty or give me death" speech. In 1776, at the age 01 21, Nathan Hale made an inspired speech end- ing with his last words: "I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country" and then was executed by banging. These were two great American patriots of the Revolutionary War, but there are many unsung patriots of this country who have exercised their freedoms by voting in munda- ne elections on the local level such as surveyor, municipal judge or dog catcher, where there is no great bwning issue. Those people who year after year vote are the true American patriots who make this country great. Be grateful that many of our forefathers have defen- ded our liberty by voting or by hav- ing to regret that they had only one life to lose for their country. Won't you also consider becom-· ing true American patriots by vot- ing in the next election April 3 and the Democratic caucus April 7? Franklin Kuezenski WRITERS Carl Cbernouski, Karl Dixon, Michael Firdtow, Walter Hermann, Mary Kirtoa-Kaddatz, Bob Kiesling, Carol Korteadid:, Dawn KroDke, Rick 1...Debr, Robb Loebr, Dick Oberbrun- OU, Tony Rogers, Bm Stougaard, Nick Thome, Sarah Uhti" Kevin Zirkelbach Pat Zirkelbacb. • KeD Meler Editor ... Je.aie TvDkieicz. News Editor of ~=~.~~:.:~::.:::.::.::.~~:.::.~.:::::.::.:.:.~.::.~:::::.::::.~~:.:.:::.~:::.~~::.~::.::J.r::~ 5:: , Dave McEvoy COpy Ediwr II AJldy BucbalWl Bosiaess Maaager Cath.rtae Chaflee Advertislllg Manager Jill Whitney Nielse Distributio. Manager Pat HeDsiak Asst. Bosiaess Manager PHOTOGRAPHERS Karen Cairo, Rob Eicbhorn Todd Herbst, KareDTrudel. I Ranger is ....ritten and edited by students 0' UW-Parkside and H1ty - are solely respons~le lor its editorial policy and conlen!. Pub'ished_e~el)' Thursday durmg 'he academic year except during breaks and holidoyl- Ranger is prinled by Ihe Racine Jourrtol Times. All conespondence shcwld be addressed to: Porbide Ranger, I1ft,tlt.· sity 0' W;'consjn-PorJr.side, Bo....No. 2000, Kenosho, Wis. 5314/. letters to the editor will be occepted il typewrillefl, double.~poced 011 standard size paper. tenets should be leu rhon 350 words ond mllJ' be ~igned wi,h a lelephone number included lor lferilicalion pvrpaJes. Nomes will be withheld 'or lfolid reosons. Deadline lor letfers is Tuesdoy 10 O.m. lor pl,lblicalion Thursdoy Ranger reserves the right to refuse leiters containing 'al~e and delo rne tory con'ent. Circuit Court Judge (bra.cb 3) Charles Swanson Jon B. Skow Coostable Fredrick L. Lawrence Thomas E. Dawkins Held jointly with the local elec- tions is the open presidential pri- mary in which a voter may vole for anyone candidate in one party. The only ticket that has competition, however, is the Democratic party ticket, and for them the primary is largely a "beauty contest." The Democratic National Con- vention will only accept the results of the Wisconsin caucuses which are to be held on Saturday, April 7. The primary does not determine delegates lor any candidates; it only acts as sort of a poll, showing who is stronger or weaker. The following are the candidates as they will appear on Tuesday's ballot: Democratic Party Ernest F. Hollings Alan Cranston Walter F. Mondale George S. McGovern Jesse Jackson Gary Hart John Glenn Reuben Askew Continued on Page 3 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 24, March 29, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1984-03-29 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System chancellor alan guskin student organization council (SOC) https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/0d986c1e6178c5ee43e64fad77594e74.pdf 6a5e97e08bf0e0331ef24048dd076d5b Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 12, issue 23 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. $26 million one-time boost - Committee proposes faculty pay raise Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ... , .. ' "!lo' It ... Fun in the sun? University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger photo h} ()a\ c Mt•l<;, O) These students started ~pring break early on Frida}, Mart·h !!. The sign on the left says "We c·an 't afford to go to Florida". Students went on campus trips over break, inl'luding Russia, Ne\\' York City and Florida. Others were fort•ed to sta~ put in the area•~ "spring" weather. $26 million one-time boost Committee proposes • faculty pay raise The state should spend $26.6 million for a one-time pay boost to begin making UW System faculty salaries competitive with those of comparable state universities, a study committee said last week in a preliminary recommendation. Nearly $18 million of the total would come from state taKes, and $6.3 million from student tuition and [ees increases, the Faculty Compensation Study Committee said. The remainder would come from federal funds and other sources. The panel was appointed by Gov. Anthony Earl and UW System President Robert O'Neil last September to review faculty pay and suggest ways to make it more competitive. The panel was formed after complaints were made when Earl and the state legislature froze faculty wages for 1983 and granted a 3.84 percent increase for this year. At a report drafting session. panel members agreed that faculty salaries should be boosted by using one-time "catch-up " money. provided through tax dollars and student fees. The recommended size of the lump-sum raise is based on the middle range of salaries paid to the faculty members at comparable state universities surveyed, the panel said. It's difficult to compare salaries using tables provided by the university because they show the average salary at each academic level - professors. associate professors. assistant professors and instructors. According to the table for the 1983 salaries, Parkside staff ranked about third in each category. behind Madison and Milwaukee Salaries range from $15,341 for an in· structor to $35,726 for a profes.~or. Although committee members were specific .a~ut the one-time pay raise, they were divided on how it should be funded. After discussion. there wa~ some consensus that the UW System Board of Regents should not simply raise tuition. But some pen.ons also said the option should not be left out of the committee's final report. Beside use of state taxes and a tuituion increase, a third funding source was given - reallocating or shifting funds within the UW System. State Administration Secretary Doris Hanson, a to-chairman or the panel. said Earl would urge the Legislature to empower all st.lie agencies. including the UW System, to cut costs and shift savings internally. State agencies now have only limited ability to reallocate money. One panel member. Sen ,John Norquist (D-M1lwaukee1 said the Legislature would not approve pay increases if no intrmal cosl-<'uthng was attempted. Vol. 12 No. 24 PSGA Election results PSGA election ballot March 7 & 8 President Scott Peterson - 409 Dwight Mosby - 277 Vice President Paul Johnson - ,180 • Joe Vignieri - 220 Senatorial Candidates: (The top nine vote getters are winners) Barbara Johnson - 456 Gregory Holcomb - 43R Rhonda Gerolino - 420 Ernestine Weisinger - 420 Marcia Ostrowski - 417 Franklin Kuczenski - 410 Adrian Serrano - 408 Jan Kratochvil - 390 Napoleon Scarbrough 318 Janice Block - 137 (write-in) Ron Be lee - 109 (write-in) SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allo<'ations Committee) Pat Hensiak - 464 PUAB (Parl«lide Union Advisory Board) Bruce Preston - 352 Joe Cucunato - 243 Referendums We, the student• of UW-ParltJ1ide, agree to •upport th.: UW System student lobby, UNITED COUNCIi,, through a mandatory fee, refundable upon written requear, or $.SO per ,emester. 369 NO 306 YES We, the 1tudent1 of UW-Parluide, agree to the change of Article V, Section I in tlu! Parluide Student GoL•ernment CoMtitution, whereby lnion Operating Board i, changed to Parluide Union Adui.Bory Board. 513 YES /JS NO See inside stories on outgoing and incoming PSGA officers. ! Tbarsday, Mattb ZZ, 1984 I Letters to the Editor I United Council seeks opinions Dear Students: As the Ac-ademlc Afflll!"I Dua-tor for the Uruted Council of Umversitv of WISCOflSm Student Go~ernments and a member oI (',()\'. Earl's Study Committee on Faculty Compensation. I would hke to hear your roncems about the Issue of faculty and staff compensation The importance of the assue to aradenuc quality and 8ct'eS5 at each UW campus warranli significant student input mto the formulauon of the Study Comm11tec·s rerommendllllons to state government and the Board of Regents That ,s \l hy I ._.'allt your input Other mter~ted parties. 1.e. faculty. legislators and so on. ha\e been gmng their input. and stu- ~nts should be domg the same Otherwise, students· concl'm, ma} not be adequately r~~ted m the fu\31 .solution to the probkm. Although you likely recognize the complQlllty of the faculty and academic staff compensauon problem, \1>U :should fttl free to comment on any aspects of tt. as the others have done, without knowing all tbe de,. tans , Se\·eral main toptl'S come to mind The on~ effects of the current pay pbn might be a good p!Me to start. Changes m the deternunauon of the faculty and academic staff i>a>· plan may be neces• sat')'. And to what extent ~hould faculty and academic staff compens:.uon be mcre.ased (If at am? How should money for pay ra1~es be di-~- tnbuted between campuses and vmhtn l-ampuse,.? If there is to be a pay raise. the question of where the money should come irom must be answered That quesllon enrompasses among others. such pos.~1b1ti• lies as expanded Board of Re51ents uthonty to reallocate budgeted funds or to set twtion 1,1,1thoul legis• lah\C O\~ht Obviously. the list can be made longer and more specific. \\'hat is important. though. is that you gi,·e your tnput on any items. whether on the list or oot If you send your concern:. to me. I v.-1l1 forward them to the Study Committee and other mterest.ed parties. For optimal considerataon, I should hear your concerns by Mardi 31 Howe.,.er, comments r~ cewed after that dale will also be useful Send vour l'Omments to me at United Council. 8 W Mifflin St . Room 203. Madison \\1 53703 Smcerclv. Chari~ ~turn. Academic /\Hairs Director • The case by Andy Burbanao \\rule 1t is perhaps reasonable to be \\-al)' of groups sbanng pitchers of beer cgh·en current legislation). tt is not reasonable to automatically transfer uus logic to 20 oz beers U a person is determined to share hi~ her cup or beer. then having a 16 oz. as opposed to a 20 oz. is hardly a creditable deterrent. Nei• lher is an extra two ounces more likely to promote ·excessive· illegal alcohol consumption. U under nineteen drinking should OC<'Ur \\-1th any sue cup. it will be Illegal It will not be more illegal to dnnk four ounc:es than of two ounceBr far the mam unpact of reducing the beer cup siies will be felt by the majority or eligible and responsable beer drinkers for the rca· sons outlined below ADDITIO'.'.AL rosr: PRE.\Ul".\l 20 ounce - 90' - 4 a per ounc·e 12 ounre - 65' - 5 4' per ounce I Write a letter I to the Editor for the 20 REGULAR 85' 4 25' per ounce 60 • 5 00' per ounce As -shown above a regular patron of the Uruon Square makes a mod· est sa\;ngs an buymg the larger size. If such a person was required to buy the 12-oz. stze only. the real rost of each 20 ounces or premium beer would be $1.08 over the present 90' - a butlt•in price infla• Uon of 20 ... o. DETERIORATION OF SERVICE Because each person must indi· \·tdually transact his purchase as opposed to group purchases. which are common at present. the lraf£ic al the bar area will mentably be heavier. If the smaller cup rule is enforced, this situation will further deteriorate as patrons are forced to return for a refill more often. I suggest this \\lll result in a delenorahon of services, both al the poml of sale and m secondary areas ,-uc::h a~ rleanmg and supervision ouncer DISRUPTION OF GROUP ACTIVITIES Group happenings. already nega• lively impacted by the service prob• lems. will be discouraged further by the cumulatively disrupting effect of members· shufCling back and forth from the bar. As mentioned. each purchase must be made personally. therefore. unless everyone can be e n• couraged to drink at precisely the same rate. the smaller size cup is going to increase the number of in• terruptions to a group event. SECONDARY COST In addition to the direct cost of reducing beverage sizes, the students will inevitably be asked to pick up an mdrect cost. Ultimately the negative impact of deteriorating service and <'Onvenience will result m reduced patronage of the Union Square and an mcreased subsidy from 128 funds. which student rep• resentatives will be asked to ap• prove Campaigners coming Ted Mondale, son of OemO<'ratic candidate Walter Mondale . ._.;u be on campus today from 12:30 to 2 pm. in the Union Bazaar. Mondale will speak about the presidential campaign and hold a questionanswer session. WRITERS ************ Campaign officials for Kenosha Mayoral candidate Bill Pocan will be al the Mondale forum to answer questions concerning their candidate. and show their support for Walter Mondale. 2! ~ ~ ~ ~ . ~ ~ ~ ..... ~ ,. '(ll • • • ~ ~ ~ 00 ~ ~ > z 0 ~ ~ ·- ~ 0 ~ ..... ~ ~ ~ = ~ t:" ..... 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Ranger reserves ,,,. right lo relu•• letters conloining lolse and dtfomo lory ton~nt. fre§ident. vice president 1 Peterson, Johnson new PSGA officers bv Jennie Tunkieicz · News Editor When the final PSGA ballots had t,een counted and totaled, Scott Peterson and Paul Johnson came out on the top. Peterson won the presi• denllal election by 132 votes; John• soo won the vice president election by 160 votes. ~he two new ~ecu• tM officers will be sworn m tonight at the inaugeration ceremony at 8 p.m in Union 104. Scott Peterson Three years ago. Scott Peterson mo\ed with his family to Kenosha rrom Kansas City. " I figured I would go to Parkside for a year and then go to a bigger school some- whert> I didn't get involved in any• thing on campus my first year and I didn't like it:· Peterson decided to stick it out al P,trk:-ide for another year and he itot involved in cheerleading. then la5l ~pnng he joined the Senate :'\ow Peterson is in his third year at Parkside. and he loves it. lie decided initially to get in• \·ohed m student government be• rau,l' he is a political science maJOr. ''I thought it would be good expenenre. You·ve got to start somewhere 1f you plan on gomg into politics," he said. Hi, friends began urging him to rons1der running for PSGA pres1- dent,Y- m the future. •'People tarted telling me, "Scott, next year that \\tU be you running for presi• dent" and 1 said "No way!" I didn't thank that I could ever really do 11 But I did keep the idea in the batk of my mind. I think I really det'1ded to run for president last Ml during the elections. I was one ot the senior senators by then ber:iuse so many people had dropped out I had also b<>come Senate ProTemporc, the top spot m thl' $(-n~ ate I felt I had the experience and that I <·ould do a lot for the orgam• zation as President " Intense campaigning and good organizatwn are the faclOI'$ that P!!terson attributes to his elet·tton sue<·ess Peterson said he looked back ti former PSGA president Jim Krueser·s campaign strategies The pre<ident said that he worked so hard rampa1gning that he was sick for several days after the elecllon "The last week of campaign• mg was the roughest week of my llfe The polls were open 22 hours and I was out there practically the \\h,,le time walking and talking to people and shaking hands. But ii "'as worth 1t. ,t paid orr." Smee Peterson made his d1..>c1s1on to run for president in the fall, he was able to prepare his campaign strategy and to organize "I kne" 11,hat I was gomg to run on and how to campaign The new president is still in ho(-k over his victory. " It really didn't hit me until break. I JU;;t hope I can do a good job for every- one .. lurn1?er photo b\ &b Kiesling The ne,, PS(~ \ president and , it·e pr~idcnt arl' S( 011 Pt-ter.nn (le(ll and Paul John,on. sary time If the) are not. then the) should get out Thi, as not just a weekly meeting. it 1~ much more and tht'rc b a lot to do. I also bope to see more things come out the Senate rather than the cxecuu-. c branch 1n111aling and ongmatmg thmgs." Peter;on ,s , ery enthUSNI about beginning h1, ;,ludent government admm1stra1ton •·rd ltke to thank the Pa:rtside for electmg me pregdent and thank my campaign people "'ho were just great I m G()lDg to ti) my damnest to do a good job wort for the students and rnne Pmside better Paw Johnson vras born and raised m a Slll3ll town m Tennessee He graduated m 1968 from Greenevilie High School Fi\;e da) fter graduation Johnson was sent to fanne Corp boot romp Two of his lour )'e;lJ'S tn the Luincs were spent m \ ,et mi.. nod be wa d charged m 1m Johnson has had \7l!10US 0ttupa uons. as \\ U as a diverse n etnK" background After spending SC\'mll }cars ln food seM<"e managl'fflmt Johnson attended a busmess rollesc and rccetved an ~te d m Business dm1mst.rat1on and Ac- <'OUllting He also obtamed a degree m general bookkeeptng and ac counttng through a ~ndcntt.' course " In lay Im I mamed a -.cry love!~ and understanding )l>U~ ladv he said Barbara Johnson. Paul's wife was elected to the S<.-nate this spring Johnson worked in tol!Struction until 1978 'I.hen be decided to mm to \J;ISCOnSln m search of bettez emplo}ment oppotturuti He reNow Peterson can begin addressing some of the issues he feels very strongly about. The first and foremost issue on Peterson's agenda ts the Union operations and polides " I want to find out what is going on in the Union. who's really makini: the polices? Is it PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board>. or Bill Niebuhr and Carla Stoffle? I feel PUAB can be a very powerful and rl'presentahve body but I just want to see that PUAB does nrr} weight" "Hopefully, 1 would like to be able to sa\'e the pitchers and rarafes. if it's possible. l feel that an} type of proh1b1hon is no "''a}' to solve problems There 1s shit a chance (to keep pitchers and carafes) and I \\-,II work for 1t!" Noniinations available for Teaching Excellence Award Peterson also plans to gel the Senate and other organizations more mvolved in processes with administralton "What I meant by my campaign slogan. "Peterson will stantl up to admmistratton," 1 that ,f therc·s n problem and .1dminbtration L~ not lt~tenmg to us, then I feel other or• ganizahons along -.nth m)self, the vice pre.,ident and senator should meet with .idm1mstrat1on so that we have a strong showmg There are a lot of h ues that others w11l know a lot more about than me and we w,11 work much ~tier together. we will be more effective. If we m1..>et with the administration at one ume. we will ha,e a sho\lo of strength, and show that we are out there and that we car I think if \lC can start domg that It will be a real breakthrough ·• He also wants to hold more meet111gs w,th the adrrunistration m the PSGA ofhre. "Now it IS like we are going to their le\:el, Wee they are above us I think more thmg-. can be accompl!!,hed 1£ we are on the same level •· The spring Senate eltcltons. along with some people who w,11 be appomted to Senate seat~. will nearly fill the Senate. Although Peterson is happy to see a Cull Sen.1te. he hopes that the senators are prepared to fulfill their commitment. "1 hope the new senators know what they are gettmg into and that they are wHbng to put tn the necesThe Teaching Excellence Award Committee is acceptmg nomma- uons for the 1983-84 Teaclung 1-:'I:• cellencc Awards The awards are gh en to two faculty members who have shown outstanding te:iching abtlil) dunl18 the past }ear ;-.;omlD3tion forms will be a\'lltla• ble m the PSG t\ office (WI.LC D13i>. Ral18er Office 1\\1.LC 0139 SOC OHtce IUmon 203 • all dh'lSlon al offices and at the Uruon lnforma uon Desk Students -.,,,11 be able to nominate one facult) member and g,~e their reason for the nomma• tlon Students are limited to one norruoation each AU contmumg full-time members of the facultJ and teaching academic staff are ell g1ble to rece,~e the award The wu1ners or the award an the bst two )e:t.rs \\111 not be considered el1gi'ble to \\1n the award this year In addition to the student nom1• nations, dmsion head will be asked to nomrnate the top ten percent of the faculh· m their di\•· sions. The A\\ards Committee. composed of four students and four faculty members, \\111 then weigh the dMsion chair's recommenda• lions, along ...,,th the student nominations to determme the a\\-ard wmners. Particularly important to the nonunat.ions. the committee said. IS the rationale behind the nominations. These will be weighed wtth the di-.·1Stonal chair s nomlnation rauonales. Past winners of this award mclu• de Don Kumrmngs U97i). Teresa Peck ( 19i8 • Chong maw Chen Andy Buch:tnan. Jill \\ ~ icl (19781. Tim Bcll (1979). Robert sen Valerie O n and &ott Petr.r F. er fl980I. Oln:er Hay.11rd son The romnutt members \\ II (1981 , \\ayne Johnson (198% be a, 1la le to D) q Keith Y.ani nm, and Wilham lions~ then-um Rieber 0983) The nonunaoon form, ma be Farult) members on this }-eM deposited t the up loclti Awards Committee are \\aynt' nd the librUJ I rn ng ter Johnson Don Kumrrungs \\1Uum omlnauoni "'II b u-allabl Rieber lcha.u and Ketlh \\Md The !aff'h 22 Th dllnc for nomtnJ students on the tomnuttee ar M JO ----------~----~~~~~~-, i TEACHING EXCELLENCE AWARD 1 I NOMINATION FORM I ll\11 roottnum (ull time members of thr lacult, nd tu bini ac.-adm1 I rtan are c-hg,blr to tt'ttJ\l' au av.ard Thr 'Ill nO<'n of tbf' ·"•rd D t '° I ... It\\ o , ears "lll nol be ron df'ttd dit\blf' to " n the I H rd I l'\ommtt ---------------------1 1•~ '" '°""""""' ---------------1 '--------- ----1 I I '-- ------------, '--------------, I · I I I 1----------- - -, 1,u,dent ~ame ---------------- ----1 11 D. :--.umber __________________ _ I I Th~ form nm be deposited at an, of tb~ follo\\ Ina lonuons The PSGAJI Offitt I\\ Ll.C D13il, Rallf,tt Offttt \\\ LI.C Dl291. SOC OffiN, Unloa JI I an dl\isionat om~. tbe Union lnfomuiuoa Dest and lllr IJbran l.r»11 t.:.::: __________________ J Tllanday. Mardi !%, 1984 Buenker-PhilliP.s, Scoon PSGA executives leave office satisfied After torught's anaugurauon of ne'A officers. Jeanne Buenker-~llips and Mae Scoon will no k>nger be PSCA president and \ice presadent but they \!!ill tea, e office feeling confident that th~ accomplished somethmg dunng their terms If tor nothing else. th~ both are happy lb.at the recent PSGA election had a real race for the Senate. a nu,ty for Partside"s student £0'.• eminent 1 UUnk ., accomplished something in the sense that we weren t going to ha~ Im than rune people nnmlnc for nine (Senate) sa1ts," ~ Buenker•Pbillips · There were actually 11 people running and there was a contest One of our goals wu to tey to rebulld the Senate so m lhat sense. we accomplished 50methlng •• Scoon said llut during the past )-eM, PSGA has been fared With "a \'CJ'Y unique sitU3tion <on ruM1ng tfb the Senate at les.s than haU ca• p;ldt) at times So bas1cally, our committees are null and \oid, and also we have a ~cry )oung Senate ' The new Sen:ite, which takes ~er tomgbt, has inexpenenre its mo t common denominator Al· ll105t all of the senators are nl!\\ to PSGA and the remainder ha\"e less than su months of .senatonal expenence The ineJ:penentt of the sen.ltors brings about man}' problems. ' They don't reahze ~-here the power actually lies," said Scoon ' Someone needs to tell them the power does lie In the Senate, not Vilth the ex«uU\-e board " Major disappoiatnwats Buenker•Phillips and Scoon were a ed what their 11UJ0r disappoint• ment m office was, and the Senate mexpcnence agam came up Scoon otcd " the lack of quality productl\11) from the Senate" as hlS llU.)Or disappointment .. ~ are a lot of assues that we ha~e brought up to the Senate that need to be taken care of These Just v.ere not done.," S.-:oon pointed out that he and the president had to mate the mJ• wti~e to bring ISSI.K'S to the forefront • We had to do melhing about the issues, and v.e shouldn't ha\·e had to ha~e done an)-thing That's what the problem 1s with the )"OUDg Senate-the)· Just don't take the horse by the re111s and get things done." he said. Buenker-Phillips said that her major disappomtment as that a cor• porate sponsorship policy still is not completed There is currently a policy draft, she said, but " I would ha\-e liked to see that done before I got out of office •· Finalization of a corporate sponsorship policy must come before the PSGA Senate first so they both think a policy Yt-On't be completed untal the end of the semester. ''Originally, we bad hoped that at would get done the ~nru.ng of this mester.'' said Buenker•Phil· lips The corporate sponsorship 1SSUe may be the last tSSue the Phillips• Scoon dmuustralion d1rcclly addressed as PSGA execul!\-es Scoon talked to Chancellor Alan Gustin last week about the \\11K' tastmg ~ent that was held Sunday Scoon said he poull<'d out ty the dlancellor llut the program as:ioasi• ,:ally corporate sponsorship \\1th an alcoholic producer and g1, mg nway free samples, and that"s something that students ha\'e not been allowed to do "(The rhancelior) adnutted that students v.-ere being kind or slight• ed on this and that these programs hould be held the same (He) said that '11:e do ha,e to hold things equal for C\er}body on rarnpu:; bec-ause lhe campus is made up of more than one group and what's good for one bas to be ~ood for lhe other," said Scoon "lGuslun) was \el') recepli\'C and he offered some solutions and he promised that C\'erytlung v.ould be equal for ever}·body," said Scoon " I lecl that T couldn't ask for an)• thing more than tliat. PSG A aad lbe adm.uu,;tration Both PSGA \'elerans feel that the student go\:ernment-administrauoo relationship lS good ··contrary to some of the candidates' romp:ugru , 1 feel as though "e have a good rebuonship Ob\·1ou I) the admmistrauon is going to Y.-ant certain things done and the) ·re gOJng to say the} want these done. but they ha,e all~ed for us to negotiate with them and to find out what the FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE SC)PIIC))ICtRl~S/.J t·:\IORS \\ ill , ou nt•t·d finaru·ial a ...... i,tant·t· to <·ontiiuu· <·nllt·gt' "! II ,our C,P \ j .. 3.:\ or highc•r. und )OIi ar.• :1 math. .. rwnrc' or c•n1,!i1w,•ring nmjur. )OU 1'nuhf quulif) lo r.·•·••1"• :--1000 1wr 1111111th .. ,•h11h1r .. hip. Call toll frpc- 1-800-:? 1 12-1 :ih•). Ranl(er photo h~ Todd Herb,t 1.t•a,ini: r,(i .\', prr,1dl·m) and ,it-e pre,1dent·) are Jeanne Buenl..er• Phllhp~ aod \hl.e ~roon student,; want before actually having anything unplement<'d " Scoon said, ··They w.ten to us and take us senously. They'\·e been more than cooperah\e, They've lle'\·er really hidden anything from us l'\'e been really pleased .. deal• ang \\1th them." United Council The Parkside student body voted an tbas election against UW-P rem~uning a paid partner of Umted Council. the state-\\1de student lobbying group, and both Buenker• Phillips and Scoon are unsure if PSGA ",U e\·er return 1t.s member• ship. "'There"s always that pos;1bil• 1tJ," said Buenk.er-Phillip~. "Under the new president and \lCe presi• dent. I kind of doubt we'll see that (returrungl becau$C they"re more mtere,"ted m focu:;inl! on Parksa• de " "'l campaigned bard against Uruted Counc1l," said Scoon. "At fll"St I thou!!hl 1t was a good organi• zauon 1 thi.nlt at does ha\'e its problem:;. If the time does come, I can see 1t being a useful orgarui.ation for both Parkside and for the stu• dents or the UW S\'~tem " Sroon also said ·that terhnirally, PSGA 1s obligated to run a referen• dum on Parksade's Unned Counr1l memberstnp at lea:.t once e,·ery two years, so "1t could be on the ballot ai:am next fall af the Senate so \\ishes to \'ote that way. The Senate can put anything they want on the ballot ju.st a:. loni: as they get a two-thirds vote, and then ll goes up for a referendum They can do 1t ~ery :.emester 1f they want to. · Student Orgalllzation Council One of the issues the outgomg of• firers recently broul!hl to the attention of the Senate 1s the problems Wlth the PSGA-SOC (Student Orgamutaon Councall relationship. SOC as a subromm1ttee of PSGA and 1s contemplating a~kmg for major student organization status. Buenker-Ph1llips explained that the current problem is the long process that tS involved in some of SOC bUSJness. SOC's Budget and Review Committee <B & RC) acts on something. passes it to SOC as a whole, wluch then forwards at to the PSGA Senate. This process sometimes takes a long time, and such business taltes a lot of PSGA Senate meeting lime. "<B & RC) does a lot of reallocations for projects, things the Senate doesn 't know much about. So they'll come to us to approve them- -all these separate motions-and the Senate asks questions, but even if •SOC vice chairman) Dan Galbraith explains these things to them, they really don't know what"s going on." "The problem,'' said Scoon, " is that their tSOC's) minutes are filled with other things the Senate doesn·t want to pass. So it's really difficult because you have to mo• lion line by line (instead of passing the entire minutes)." "Right now," said Scoon, " SOC is running fairly well and we think they're going quite smoothly, and I think it's time for a lillle more autonomy for them. The old rules-the rules that were passed maybe two years ago-need updating .. .it would streamline thmgs. li things start really going bad with the way budgeting is over there. PSGA will hear about 1t and we can easily step in and change things with additional rules. But that ·s something the Senate doesn't want to do-imposed our will on SOC. "What we've done is ask (them) to propose some way of eliminating us approving line by line all these budget transfers and that, because 1t it's going to be their organization they' re going to have some way of organ.wng it and running it themselves a little bit more and they • RANGE)\ --. shouldn't have to wait for the Senate to impose rules on them." "All the other committees," said Scoon, "when they want to change their c_ommitt~ structure, proP<>st a rule an committee, pass it in com. mitlee and then bring it to the Sen. ale, and have the Senate approve ,t that way. That's the same thmg SOC should be doing. SOC should be proposing their own rules to run their own organization, bring thm to the Senate ... and have it deb.ited on the Senate floor." "SOC has this real problem with the Senate," said Buenker-Phillips "Many members of SOC see the Senate as this big ogre or something telling them what lo do and what they can·t do. I think by k-t• ting them change their rules and then come to the Senate, they'd be involved in the process and 11 wouldn't be as hard as if we said 'Here, these are your new rules and live by them.'" The Senate reputation Scoon said, "Everybody points their finger at the Senate. but real!) the Senate isn't as bad as evl'I) body makes 1t sound. Even though we are a small body and w1• al'i' having our problems, we try to work peacefully with all the organ,. zations on campus. It's ju t th.it sometimes it ·s easy to point a hn ger and say 'll 's the Senatt•'s fault."' Their PSGA backgroundi Buenker-Phillips mtemed to the PSGA Senate in June 1982 and spent one year as a senator, dunng which time she was ass1Stant pro tempore, pro tempore and women's affairs director for United Council She resigned from the Senate because she "didn't see the Sen.ite working as it should be and at was really hard to get anything accomplished. I just got frustrated, so I thought the best thing to do was to get out." She later ran for the presadeocy but was unsuccessful. Phil Pogr~b. was elected president and &otin was elected vice president After Pogreba suffered a serious autom• bile accident last September, !koon _ moved up to the presiden<·y and named Buenker-Phillips his v1rr president. They have smee switched jobs. Scoon joined the PSGA Serott• three years ago and served 3!i ,,. sistant pro tempore before being elected vice president. He also served as a student justice and Academic Affairs committee chauman Saying "good-b)e" Leaving office, said Scoon, · is sort of sad, but then again it"s llltlt for a change. It"s like with tht chancellor-you can stay 111rnhed with one place for so long. then yoa start getting sort of stagnant. " It"s nice to be influential Wltb what happens on campus," s.iid Scoon. "What you think you rt doing is good, you hope that m tht long run it does turn out to bt good. It'll be nice to come back Ill three or four years and see. ll};t bow the new vice chancellor IS doing or how the new adntlssaons policy will be doing. There's llung5 like that. Whether what we\·e doot here in our past year has rellll' been any good for the campus or not. I think that'll be the rna.iM test." • RANGER -- Club Events - Veterans Organization The Vefs Organization is having 3 meeting on Monday, March 6 at 1 pm in the Career Resource Center. They will discuss and plan the Second Annual Vets· Run. The profits for this year's run will be donated to the Child Care Center on campus, Muscular Dystrophy and to the Disabled Vets' organiza1ton. Volunteers are needed, and vou don't have to be a vet to help. Come to the meeting and pledge }Our support. Dart Team The UW-P Dart Team will meet tomorrow, Friday, March 23, in the Rl>r Center al I p.m. All members interested in qualifying for the tournament against Lacrosse must :ittend Remember. next week is the tournament. They will also be finalizing plans tor the TR Ill, which will also be held next week. and will be plannml( their next event. the Great Ste,1kout II· The Beginning of the End New members, as always, are 1H•lrome. ISO The International Student Organ1zatwn I ISO1 will hold a meeting on F11dJy. :'\larch 23 at noon in Union 206 They will discuss ISO's April 20 elert1ons Offices open for nominations in1·lude President. Senior and Junior Vice Presidents. Seuetary and Tn•Jsurer. ASPA \ntem-.:in Society for Personnel Alfn11na~trators I ASPA l will be holding a meeting on Wednesday, \pnl 4 at I p m in Molinaro 112 The National ASPA Con\'ent1on and PlltA dinners are a few of the ~ubJC('ts to be discussed at this meet- mg On ~1onday, March 26 at 5 pm. 1n :'\1olinaro 112, Jo Ann Goodyear, Career Planning and Placement Director, will speak on the topic of the Resume and Interview Critique. Students for the Na tional Unity Pa rty The Students for the National {!nity Party will hold an organizational meeting on Wednesday. March 28 at 1 p.m. in Union 104. PAC Parkside Association of C.ommunicators /PACI Ytill meet on Wednesday. April 11 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro 109. The film entiUed "Computers and the Future" W1U be shown - don't miss this block• buster film! A Brewer Tailgate Trip is scheduled for !\lay 6. Communication majors and interested others should contact Natalie Haberman for more details concerning this fun-filled, action-packed event You won't want to miss it 1 Pogreba • i,nproves Ex-PSGA President Phil Pogrcba's ('ond111on ha:.. recently 1mpro\·• ed. Pogreha suffered numerou; mjunes and bram damage from I\ Sept. 17 automobile 3("{'1dcnt Pogreba ha.-. been mo~ ed to a !ope<:1al reh.ib11.Jtation center U\ LaCro~se. His sister .said that heh no longer comatose. although he still docs not mo\'e or respond to vas1- tors. His e}e:. do mo\c.;md his e)CS seem more alert There 1s ·1111 a great deal of pressure on his brain and his doctors hope to perform surgery soon to relil'\·e the pres sure The doctors 1(1\'C the surgCI") a 25% chance of helping him improve, but they do not specif) how much that impro\ement ma) be. Parkside receives $ More than $500,000 in gifts anc. grants supporting Parkside student llnannal aid, scholarships and re- search activities was accepted \farrh !I by the UW System Board of Regents The Regents accepted $20,000 from the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA> in upport of a Parkside student res~rch proJect at NASA ·s Ames Vestibular Research Center in Mof• fet Field, Cal. Danit.'I M. Eggert. or Kenosha, a P.1r~1de senior majonng in engineering technology, is spending sev• eral months at the Ames facility working on sophisticated equip• ment that performs space-related mo11on sickness experiments. Eggert's research, which is being monitored by Paoo1de adjunct professor of engineering te<"hnology William Stamets. involves participating in the design, analys1,; and te~hng of a linear accelerator and a centrifuge, both of \\hu~h "-111 be used e\'entuaU}' to C\'Dluate the e!- kcl~ of certain kinds of mollon on squirrel,monke}s and rats dunng a flight m space Some a:.tron.iuts expencncc nausea and \om1hng dunng .space flight and Eggert's research Is designed to help isolate the kinds of persons be~t suited to space flight Also ac-cepted by the R~cnts W:1$ $487.15i from the federal Department of Educauon·s Pell Grant Program for student financial aid The Regent, attepted $500 from multiple donor.; for Park.~ide's Center for Survey and Marketing Research, a total or $1,485 from m~- tiple donors for the James E McKeown, Science OiVL>JOn Faculty and Alumru Annual Fund :,eholarship~. and $90 from mulUple donors for a Park~1de readmg forum s Thurscla}. larch %2, I j Political party organizes b) Patti Brad and Dr. Virgi.aua Burl.iagame A ne" polilll-al party, the National Unit>· Party (:".UP), was Conned on ~ 4. 1984 m the W1srolbln Room at the National 4-H Center in Washington DC Principles and b)- laws Yt'Cre adopted and officer, were elected b\ the 76 men and women who a~"ffl!bled from 3? statei; and the Di.stnc:t of Columbia John B Anderson. 1980 PrCQdffltial candidate and former Congn!SSman from llhnob, was elected chairperson The part) 's nc:rt wk is to gam ballot status as a new part)' m ten st.ates tand then morel in order to quabfy legall> under the F t.'dcral Elet'tions Commis.'10ff guidelines Herc m Wisconsin the task 11011. 1s to or1r.1,n11e the new pohbftal party on a i:ras., root:, le\'el and also to acqwre the nettss:uJ signatures lo gain ballot status The filing date is June I 1984, and the partJ's national comenllon v.111 be soon after Why th1, mO\e no\\? B«'.ause m11.Uons of Alllt'ncan~ are disillu ,1oned, distrustful, cynical apa• theuc and alienated about the present ineffecti\e tv.o-party system A good article on this point What Ot n.tl,I I 81 n C tl k n \\I • ·31 (tt ~em The Quiet COfTl)rlllY can be found m P •• Political eoce, Fall 1983 I>} Dr Ted Lcni1 (p 699 Dr l.oWJ dJSCUSSO the ftlll(' 111)1hs of the lV.'0-partJ S)~ Another good ~ oa the subjttt D.md Broder s book, TIie Pan, 's Chu. The fact that 47 of Amen ran did NOT \'Ote to the last prcsi denwl cla'tJon gn-es proof to the eledorate s apath) and rt'Ut'at l p IS aunmg .. , obtaining p.mr status for the 1984 presidential ~ t1on as an altematne part) to the present Oemocrauc and Republi can p:uties The first ~ meeting will be bcld on Wedncsda) March 18 at I p m m lhuon 104 The purpose of the meeting as to orgarm.e and plan part) strateg1 Establis.lung a third politlt'al party v.1U gl\ c udenti the opportunitJ to gJ\C thetr input on the futUl'e or Amerira The National Unit) Party tbcrefore ded:1res their commitment to these pnnaples \\ e behe, e America needs a party v.1lling to ronduct g(1\ m,- ment in a r1nanoall) respomrbJe \\'3Y to coupling C\"erf pr0gr2m v.1th a speoficafion of appropriate ancf.:;adcquate fUDding \\ e beheve America need a ~ ronmutted to human righ now? here and abro:Mi Y.e are con I ted to tht- clinunauon ot docnnu mtlon m t"lier) aspttt oJ life nd t tbe pubb poltn~ n ry lo ~ this goal \\ e bchC\ e Amma need 11 pmJ of pnnnple to rtt.St4bb the confidence r the Amcrlcm pcopk m theu go\ ttruru!Dt The J)2rt must be ~ roll'IP,l1~rut and rcsponsl\"C to !ht- nfflh of llMpO<Jf and dis.ct\~ - 111hktt includes not ocl> poUd for nonuc $(.'('UJll) but to msure t'QU,11 acttSS lO qualitJ eduaaUon \\e belte\e Amff10 need pan, dedicated to I.akin« the nd m accq,tsng the clisaptille of II ~ emironmcnbl ethlt- and to poblic polides dedicnt.ed to the fi liDIM>n of that goal \\ e behC\ e Amerka n part) undaunted b) the cm of worting .-tlh U tnt .oClct) lll1thout bct'oming mortgaged to any U )'OU h:n e art) qucstJom or need more inrormauon about being a pm of this effort to Ot'g.11UlC the National Uruty Part) 1n the at of W 1sconsln pl conuct lvenen 639 2070 or Patti Bnld 632 2%01 oc attffld th mcrti on \\ ed~) ftemoon \\I'" I ~ on ,mpu Apr I _.,h t p n 1 Placl'ment 011 r -'" I A tough act to follow gn up to n Int, r~ C\'1, 6 Tbursda), Mareb 22, 198-4 Danish art displayed Paintings and dra\\1ngs b)i Ingrid Gjerlev Harper, a Danish-born art1st whose e\OC3ll\e worts ba\e been exhibited ln many places around the U S • ~ ill be on display through Thursda)', !\pnl S In the CommuniratlOfl Arts Gal~ H.irper will present a slide-ii• lustrated lecture on her •wk at 2 p m on Thursday. March 22 1n the g;illery The lecture is free and open to the public Regular plier) hours are from 1 to 6 p.m loruby through Thurs- <b, in ddltion the g:illcry ls open from 7 to 10 p m Tuesda) and V.ednesdlly AdrtllSSlon Is free H rper worts graphic nrtlst f r the 1tlv.-aukee Public Museum nd the 111\\, ukee \us um of Art for whirh she dCSignS items includmg ~ lcttns lm<brs and ltl,ltaUOns Her painlinp and dra,,,,ngs are diarnctcrlstlcall) hgur:1tM' dwclllOR on the contempl:ili\e They oftffl re brooding and presented m a highly structured format. Harper frequent!) focuses on people 111 her work, some or her still-lifes v.,IJ be In the Parlts1de show Harper. y,1)0 was born m S11keborg Denniart, graduated from the School for Applied Arts m Copen• h:lgen, where she majored in design She bokts a master or fine arts degrtt from the Un1,-eml) of Iowa and a master of arts degree in teachmg from the Um,ersll) or N"° Hampshire. \\here she earned a bachelor's degree m art Her ,i,1>rts ha,-e been exhibtl«I across the U S • including the 1983 Annual 'auonal Ora\\ mg and Small Sculpture ShO\\ m Corpus Christi. Texas Harper's ,,,ort \\On a putcllase award at that show She also has exhibited m the Mid Four Annual Juned Art Exh1b1t1on m Kansas Cit). Mo • the Appalachian Nauonal Drav.,ng Compcuuon m North carolina. and in the Real Surreal and Fantastic shov. m 'c" Yorlt City NEWS BRIEFS $, jobs info The Fmanc12I Aid,. '.\11nontr Student Programs and Job Serv1l·e orfices will ha\·e tables ,et up on the concourse by the bookstore. on larch 26 and 2i from 9 a m. to 4 p m All students arc encouraged to slop by for f1nanc1al and job sel"ire mformat1on Deadhnt• for maxi• mum cons1dcratwn is 1\pnl 15 The Stranger is coming MEMORANDUM March 15, 198~ TO: All UW-Parks1de Employees and Students FROM: Academic Staff D1shngu1shed Service Award Committee Stuart L Rubner, Chair Carla Stoffle Nick Burckel Maureen Budowte Tcoby Gomez Richard Keehn Jeanne Buenker-Ph1lhps SUBJECT: Nom1nat1ons for Academic Staff D1st1ngu1shed Service Award Chancellor Alan Gusk1n has announced that a d,stingu,shed service award of S500 will again be awarded this year to an academic staff member for Exemplary University Serv ce The above named selection committee has been established by the Academ,c Stall Committee to establish criteria. invite nominations and recommend a rec1p1ent to the Chancellor Should a member of the selection committee become a candidate for the av.ard he she w II resign from the comm ttee ELIGIBILITY Non-teaching members of the academ c staff who hold appointments of 50 t,me or more may be nom nated Those with Joint mstruct1onal/non-mstruct1onal respons1b1litles (spec al sts adJuncts) will be ehg1ble for their non-teaching act1v1t1es A list of those eligible s on the reverse side of the nomination form and available as noted below. Quest ons about el g b l!ty may be d reeled to the chairperson Any member of the UW-Parks de commun ty may nom nate CRITERIA Cr teria w II be espec ally d st ngu shed service which demonstrably benefits the Un1vers ty of W1scons n-Parks de or the campus commun ty. and which exceeds the required performance or h s her normal dut es or JOb respons b1hty at the Un1vers1ty, 1.e., 'above nd beyond the c II of duty Further II 1s expected that such d stingu1shed service would be related to his/her profess onal trn n ng could have been one s gmflcant activity or service or a pattern of exemplary serv ce over the years at UW-Parks de. and could have been performed or ccomphshed on and or off campus PROCEDURE FOR NOMINATING 1 Nom,nat ons should be subm tied on forms available at luf,:;r~;it1on kiosks in the Union and Ma n Place and at the Library Learn ng Center C1rcu1a11u,i Desi( All of the information reQuested on the form must be supplied. 2 Supporting documents tang ble ev dence etc v.ould be appropriate 3 Deadline for nom nations s Monday April 30 1984 4 Persons who are nominated will be notlf ed and given an opportunity to supply add t1ona1 relevant information 5 The rec pent will be announced at the fall convocation Ouest ons may be directed to the Chair Stuart L Rubner ext 2576 ' RANGER !!!! Roundtables readied Wisconsin's Democratic primary and caucus. the personal life of Pre-1dent John F. Kennedy. Central America and Russia are amon~ topics m the spring series or Parks1- de ·s Social Science Roundtables. The free public programs a~e held Mondays at 12: 15 p.m m Union 106. Roundtable subjects, speakers and dates are: • •·The Wisconsin Democratic Presidential Primary and Caucus: How Oo They Work? Whal Do They :\1ean? ;· by Assemblyman Jerfrey A Neubauer CD-Racine> .. a member or the executive committee of the W1!,consin Democratic party. on March 26; _ . • ·•Communication and Socialization: Children Learning to Communicate." by Wendy Leeds Hurwitz of the Parkside communication faculty. on Apnl 2: • "Crisis m Central American: An Ob~rver"s Report." by Wiscon- ~m Secretary of State Douglas LaFollette, who recently returned from Central America. on April 9; • ··Sor1al Wetrare Spending: Too Much or Too Little?:· by UW-Madison economics profe.,;sor Ro~rt Lampman, former director of the Institute for Research on Poverty, on Apnl 16; • "John F. Kennedy's Personal Life: Does It Really Matter?.'' b~ Parkside history professor Thoma~ Reeves, the author of books on se-,•. era! U.S. presidents and a recent widely-praised book on Sen Joseph McCarthy. on April 23. Reevel; wa, recently granted a sabbatical dunng the 1984-85 academic year to trare the evolution or Kenned}·'s thoughts about communist theory, Soviet imperialism and dom~tir subversion from JFK·s college days to his assassination, • " Impressions on the USSR," b~ Oliver Hayward o( the Parkside history faculty, who 1s directing the Parkside Soviet Seminar in Rus.,13 during March, on April 30 The Roundtable series 1s ro chaired by political science proft>S sor Kenneth Hoover and econom1{"s professor Norman Cloutier and 15 sponsored by the Park.side Sooal Science Division and the ll\\"EX Department of Governmental \f fairs. Tutoring program needs volunteers Volunteer lo tutor! Gain valuable experience! Sharpen your skills! If your grJde point average is at least 2.0. you might want to berome a tutor in a program that is going mto Bradford High m midApril. Initially. the program will be run on two days a week from 7 iQ a.m. lo 2.30 p.m. with tutorml(, for now, being offered m Engh,h Mathematics and Reading, You may volunteer for any part or c,th• er day (Tuesday or Thursday!. Interested persons may contact Thl'I• ma Yarborough, WLLD D175. ext .2575. Physics lectures set Two special Physics Colloquia Will be given on Friday. March 23 by Joe Meyer. president of the American As.,;ociation or Physics Teachers. The first. "Whither Sc1- mce Edut·allon in America" will be at 1 p.m m Greenqu1st 230 The second is a demonstration program titled ··Jnexpens1ve Demonstr:1hons for Introductory Physics:· and "'" be given al 3:30 p.m. in Greenqu1 ;t I 01. Both talks are free and opE'n lo the public. PSGA's new officers Continued from Page 3 was due to his intense t·ampaigmng. ''lam very happy about winning," he said. The first item on Johnson's agenda as vice president is to change the Senate meeting times to Fridays al 1 p m., which he feels \\ill encourage more people to attend meetings. Senate meetings had been held on Thursdays at 8 p.m. ··1 hope to establish better communication between the President the Vice President and the Senate: I also hope to encourage mor~ people lo gel involved in student government. " Johnson said he would also aid president &ott Peterson by helping examine t.:nwn operations. ''The referendum failed by a very narrow margin of 63 vol~ I feel that once we get our 01111 house in order we can then go to United Council with a strong ('Om· mitment." The vice president will al,;o hold an orientation for the new senators "The senators will need to know exactly what to do. It is not an easr job. I don't want people coming in here thinking there is nothing to do-there is a lot," said Johnson Ranger needs writers 0 RA.'iGER AwaY From the Number§ -- The Alarm sounds by John Kovalic Feature Editor Aztec Camera, Big Country and (",en L'2 have been hailed as the ne11•' new wave of British music by mo,t of the fad-crazed English 111u.,1r press. as well as that famous rag. the Rolling 'Where's the Latest Trend?' Stone. Leal'ing U2 aside as a forerunner of the movement, the first albums (rom Aztec Camera and Big Counlr) were a mixed kettle of fish, being not unlike the little girl who had a lillle curl - the high points 11ere e.xcellent, the low points were bomd Which left the door open for a group to prove that the new romantl<'1>m was more than just a brief antithesis to the growing electropop movement. Enter the Alarm. stage left. Hail.mg from Wales. the Alarm first caught the eye of the Ameriran pr~ with one of the best EP's of la,t year A little airplay on MTV and positwe reviews soon followed. bot the success the band enjoyed in Bntam - and that found in Amerira by Big Counlry - was still elu1\e to them on the left side of the .\tlantic If anything will bring them popu1:mty her<'. 'Declaration' will. The Alarm Declaration (IRS) From the 45 sceond opening title track, 'Dedarallon' lays it on the bne •·T.1ke this song of freedom." chants \'ocalist and songwriter Mike Peters. ··and put 11 on and arm }Ourself for the fight " ·Dedarat1on I a rail to arm~ and an affirmahon of the power and enc-rgy of youth. It's hard lo avoid the much used comparisons to the Jam and the ~arly Clash. But the band isn't givmg you a political statement so ~uch as a reminder that we have Just as much say in our lives as any- one else. As the first cut fades, 'Marching On· picks _up wilh an energetic cry. The opening lines again st.ate the Alarm·s philosophy neatly "There's a young boy standmg Stanng at the world/ He can ·1 control his anger/ You can see it in his eyE.'S!'' As well as a declaration of youth, The Alarm gives a warrung to politicians and statesmen. to everyone who believes the young are powerless. "Hear our sound. hear our voice We're growing stronger And we'll go marching on .. Chief songwriters Eddie Macdonald and Mike Peters see m the world a wasteland ''After all lime building upl comes inevitable kn«x'king down· is the cry from one of their UK smgles. and third album track 'Where W~re You Hiding When The Storm Broke'>' which should at least win a gramm) for "Awkward Song Title of 1984" 'Third Light.' the next cut. 1, a song on war m the trad1llon of th<' Jam's 'Little Boy Soldiers· 'Sixty Eight Guns' continue~ the string or po!;t-punk power pop antheni- The song shows more ~trurturc th:rn most of the tracks on side one. while rruuntammg the ideal-; and messages that run throughout the album. The lyrical h1ghpo1nt of the side comes when Pete~ murmurs, "Nothmg last, forever Is nil they seem to tell you when you're younf.\ ... The c-hant of ·we Arc the Light rlos<'S side one, and the rlcfiant, Clubs on CamP.us raw energy of Sh, ,ut to lhe lle\'11' Opens lhe se.-ond s1d,•, "'hic.h works better than the fir.,t f\\hirh tends to come acro:;s as a collection of singles as opposed to an album\ The songs are tighter and 1'"0rk \\ell together, meshing to fonn a ronlinu- ous. structured urut 'Blaze or Glo11' 1 another powerful trac-k. begmnlllg v.1th one of the best lme- on the album It s funny how they shoot \'OU dov.11 v. hen your hand, are held up high " The song, co-v.T1tten by Peters ,1a donald and gullari t Oa\e Sh irp. 1s a \OW that 1f the young are gomg to be beaten they II go down frghtinl! • I'm leamioi ho\\ to hit back and I'm learrun,g how to fieht." . houts Peters 'Tell Me,' "The Deem-er and one-mmute \el'Sion of The 'land follow: and the fmal trad:. Ho\\1- mg Wmd,' ,~ another MacdonaldPeters masterpiece The ,\larm has a great album here, w?urh onl) occastonall) lapses mto the tntenes., the group has ,lullfull} nunaeed to D\-01d A line that OOf1'lf'S lo mind 1s the wonder lull) logical bat in Where \\ ere You Hiding· that states The truth b the Lruth Or the truth I surely a he." What a lt'\elation' <herall. 'Declarat1on· lS exrellent. and 1f there lS an} Justitt m the world thkelyl and 1f radio programmers ham a mod1a1m of rommon ~e (unlike!\ l, the encrg} of the album should n be bla. tang out or ~our radios Listen lo ll A the l)TICS oI Blaze of Glor)· go, \\'hen the na1b are b1ung mto )Our hand and the cross as ht'3\') on )'Our he3rt Nov. JS the time to rl':llh nlake 11 tand A knight at the park Nearly a year ago the halls of P,uks1dc resounded with the dm of armed rombat. Fierce warriors clad in armor were brandishing rnords about and shouting faerre b;ittle mes It may sound as though tht~ was a dangerous time to be a studrnt al Parkside. There was no real danger involved, however: the ' lic·rce warriors" were only engaging m mork combat While the armor was real, the weapons were not This was a demonstration put on by members of the Soriety for Cre-.ittve Anarhronism IS.CA I. The mtn and women. all dressed m me- d1~al and renaissance garb. were memh(>rs of the Milwaukee chapter of the society who had come to Parkside hoping to start a group here While the most visible acllvity was the combat, there were also dtmonstration5 of calligraphy. needlePomt and even bagpipmg. The society had its origins at B.edeley 1n 1965. Its ongmal mem- bl:rs Y,«:re drjlwn primarily frqm the history department The ba,1c precept of the SOClt't} y;as, and ttll is. "to rcercate the Middle Ages and Rena, sanc-e not as the), were but as they $hould ha\C been " That 1s to say, the members onl} recreate those portions of the past that they enJoy. Consequmtly, the current Middle Aees arc free of the plague, the Inqu1s1t1on and smular unpleasantr1e~. To achieve such a complete escape. members ha\'e gone to grt'at lengths to ret·reate bits and pl~ of the past The ~0<"1ety 1~ a nonprof 11 edut·ational organization Costumers. Jeweler~. mu,1caan , vintners, cooks, woodworkers, cal• ligraphers and even armorers all work together to make the Society work. In almost eve11 case. the skills used by these people were ~sed v.ithm the SC.\ Care goes mto evel"J,' detaJI One of the members m Milwauk~ is ao armorer whose work is known throui,?hout the Umted States. indeerl • he makes hb hnng ,elhng armor, swords ;md other m~tal good~ of h1 mak1oi A the S0<'1ety grt'\\ 11 ~cnt from the v.e:st ('()3St to the east coast and then Y.Orked ns wa) m toward the rrudv.est Among its members nre surh writers a Paul Anderson, Kathenne Kurtz and Andre orton Members are drawn from all wa or llfe-lav.1ers. tnrl drhers. professors, students and m the west. a strange preponderanre of computer programmers Th re are also S CA groups m uch places as German) Puerto Rico and Awtralia urpns• lngl), there 1s also a ~1stered group on board the U <: S i'.mut.L The group on campu l'\l'rltuall) moved to Kenosh3 as that was where most of the members resided Some of the members are now interested m getting a group going on campus agam If this sort of thing interests )OU and you would like to know more about Uti.s group there are two numbers that you may call In Kenosha call em Dezoma at 658-2656, m Racme c.-all Rick Gorton at 632-1733 7 Thursdl\, larcll 2%, 19 I Unlversity of Wisconsin Platte ville + See Castles in the Air And learn )Our v.a)' around the "orld • If )OU ha-.e bu11l castles m the air, n~ put the foundauons under them." Study m London for S272S per scmesttt lndudn air fare, resident tumon, field mps, fam1l) ta) \\ th mah Pr rams also m ix-cn-Pro,.enc:c, Franoc Copcnha.gen, Denmark Dublin, Ireland Floren~. Ital) Heidelberg, German) Israel (various locations) Lund, S"cden Puebla, Me:\ico Rome, Italy Salzburg, Austria ~ville, Spain For runMr anformat1on. "THC or call lnsmutc for tud) Abroad Pr ram Um, erslt) of \\ a on n-PllttC'\ die J \\arncr Hall PlallC'\1lle, \\ 1 on m 53 I 608-342-1726 o fore~n langu c proftoen IS required < RANGER I Once Ober Easv - "Odds" aren't good The Louisiana purchase There are some movies )'OU JUSt n 1 w.itt to get out of 'nlOSe of )'OU •'ho h3\-C ~ now umused th:ll . Against All Odds IS one h flkk can go to the head of the cbss Lcl me put 1l blun~ lt tanks The IK'tlng tnw The plot stinks Can we talk" I.et me stop beating around th bush T111s is not a mo,; • \-OU w nt to uni )"OU I ppen 10 be lnto internal hemon ~"'« On l~ other hand 1f you an: into meanangkss plot twists and mind k SJtu:.uons thtS ma} Just be th• mo\ie you , e w:uted all )"C:lr to set' at s this remake of the cbs Out of the P.ast tn which one had to kl'ep on one s toes to follow the plot llon t bother trymg to fol low the plot here Catch up on that skcp \'OU U be rlUSSlng b~ st.a) mg ow kc all nl ht lr)1ng to hgure out lllih3t In the hedt was gooig on ~t the pomt of the thing wa and wh) ou twl to pend the foe bucks in the ram place Taylor Hackford (emphasis here on the HACKi promised us daf f tnt kind or a mcr.:ie I don't knou I vc n lemons before The 1n:1n who brought you 'An Of fa .,r nd a Gentleman got his 1 z-Ned up so~tien.- Th re this football superst."lr on tht1 grnenc Los Angeles team. see nfortunately JeU Bnd cs \\a! t for th part I've got nothi lllSt J Hv per 5C 1t ]USt Uiat he loots much like a super• joc-k does my pet gi!rb1l. Cbuct,; Onl} I thank Chuck ran act better An)W'a) as Terry cBrulges) rs about to be cut from the team and as he somehow managed to s;pcnd the fantasticill) huge sum that L A IS wont to pay its superstars. he needs some <'aSh Enter James Wood, pla}mg Jake. a buddy out of the pa,t 11.ho ,unts Tel'?) to look ror this girlrntnd of he-. the one who ~es him 50 much he Just h3d to knife him a ft'Yt times in the ~ an a rampant daspla) of affectwn Tulle aboUt )'OUr bad hicti An)'W:l) Jake and Ter?) are soch good fnends that the) simply fed rompelled to set off on a de:nh-de- ()1ng tugb-spet'd ~ through ,our a\eragc southern California uburb dunng rush hour No w 1t Tert') and Jake aren t buddlt'S Jake appe:us to be yes. b) gosh. he's a ienenc Hollyv.ood two-bit ~ng 5ter' Gosh I hope TcrT) realizes thtS Now Tel'T) has to fmd this Jessi• ca person cRachel \\ardl But first he goes to Jessica' mother ;-ho happens to own the ver)' same root• ball team he was locked of( of ~ow What a coincadenre So nm- \\"3). she offers Tel'T) a place on lhe team 1f he stops looking for Jessica But r.,ll} who Ines and breatht for football. doesn t want to gct on the te:im TIil ' Wa). shoclt, horror, ind1gnat.aon He v.ants lo EAR:-. ha pbce For those or you who ha\e not realued the;, Terry 1:. something of a schmuck And off he goe-, southwards to your genenc tropirnl parndase He or course finds J~c:a. he of course falls heoo O\tt heels for her. and they of course spend lht' next fe\\ wcclt tn bed, sJun da\irtg In bed ruruu.ng through tall grass. m bed etc. A quick note· the bedroom :,l'e· ncS are particularly tacky. but they seemed to thnll the high-schoolers an the cro11,i.1 So did the gratwtou:. 1 aolence, 11.htch replal"es the sex later on an the flick. Anyway, Jake sends oft someone el!e to find Terr). Qutl-k quiz! You are a wc:illh} thug Whom do you send to find )Our 1:1rlfrknd and the pre,sumably horribly be-mu~rled jo<ic she Jtbl ran off \\1th? Is at: a) A top-notch antemalt0nal h·rronst trained 1n all fomtS of torture;, a: ssmat.aoo, etc" bl A tubby, friendly football coach, who Jm.l happen~ to be Tl•r• ry\ tubby, fm·ndly football l·03t·h~ You guessed tl And after Terry and Jessiea bh>"' the :.tufrmit out 01 the bte football roa<h, the} ·re on the run again The plot meanders around for a while lilte this J~"Jca and Terry sep;:iratc for oo readily apparent rmson, she runs back to Jad for no rrodily apparent rea:;on Terry tncs to wan her back for no readily apparent reason Luckily for ham, be fails For no readily apparent reason Look, for foe burks at least )OU can bu) the ~ndtra<'k, ~hlt'h m1.'ludes mus,c by Peter Gabnel and Kid Creole. For h\e big ones. you ran also i:et moderately mcbnated U you Still mtcod to catch 'AgaJnsl All Odds,' }OU \\111 probabl} nt't'd to get tnebnated How~er I don't \\ant to baa:. }our opamon I suppose there are some people ~ ho thought that 'Against All Odds' wa~ a tender. senwta\e ~IOI) about human suffermg But I ~ou\dlt"t bet on at b) Dick Oberbruoer (our man in New Orleansl Uoated States history has been made. Two bag deals have been completed in the multi-million dollar industry known as the United States Football League. The New Orleans Breakers are proud owners of 6'3", $6 million Mt.1rcus Dupree - a mama's boy by nature. a football player by nurture. This modem rendition of the Louisiana Purchase has placed mucho bul'kos on untested territory. The Lo., Angeles Express 1s the bank roll to which Brigham Young grad Steve Young ,s attached. He"ll be fed $40 rmllion intravenously 01-er a 43-ycar period. He's the first football pwyer to be guaranteed a payl'herk 1010 the 21st century. !\f31'1C Johnson is the first millionaire athlete of the upcoming millemum. Marcus Dupree is living proof vou don·t need an education to make 1t in bag business. Talent. and an a~ent to negotiate. will suifice. The SO-page novene to which Marcus rubber-stamped his signature w s printed in large. easy-toread letten; In standard newspaper pnnt. this would be a 10 column stor,. !\tan·us 1s a new k.ind of college graduate turned pro. He has Dropout degrees from Oklahoma and :\11ssiss1pp1 State. A precedessor, Hershel Walker. completed school early. too. but he graduated at semester's end. He received a B.S. m Hardship. Marcus never really was an undegraduate Just unemployed He A Week at the Park avoided the rigors of classroc,m work to memorize plays. Sul'h d1SC1- pline makes him a good team Pia) er He will become the pridt- of New Orleans and of Louisiana He wjJl be playing for team orfa(').'lls and fans, the unedll<'ated fannm in upstate Bastrop. and CaJwis He needn't bother attending prachce. He's too big to mess with With shoulders as wade as a church, and the strength, speed and agility of a channel catfish, he has the oat ural ability to raise New Orleans out of the swamps. New Orleanians know history when they see at. Look at the lungs reception he received out•1de tM Superdome. There was a ~•x-pun jazz band. Mayor Dutch Mona! 11,a there. Pretty, skimpy-clad girls waved their porn porns. The ceremooaes transpired on Mardi Gras Saturday. Perfec-1 t,m ing for a perfectly royal tx'CaSIOII The Superdome crown was plafed appropriately on his big head His ex<'ited response wa, an the classic, fill-in-the-blank par,1graplt Continued on Page 9 Spring break • springs events b) Dr. Bill tfor once) Hello, all of ) ou little sunbathers, you I hope that you had a oacc break I had an uneventful one. but I kno"' that things are going lo get better bec:ause rve got the list Utled EVE~TS in front of me. and bo)-o-boy, 1t sure looks like we've got an .action-packed week ahead or us So, v.tthout further ado, I bnng ~ou . A WEEK AT THE PARK ********** Today (!\tarcb 22, there is a slide pr~entahoo lecture at :! p.m in the Communication Arts Gallery bv Ingrid Gjerlev Harper of the ~t1iwaultee Public Museum and the UW-M1l\\aukee Museum of Art The proi,-am is free and open to the public The fflO\ie "Chariots of Fire" ~1~ be shown at 3.30 p.m in the Union Cine11U1. The movie is rated PG and runs for 124 minutes. Ad· mission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest Sponsored by P AB. Another slide presentation, "Sons of Moon: Ethno-Astronomy and Ritual in Africa," by Pro£. Deidre LaPm of the University of Arkansas. will he shown at 7:30 p.m in Moln. 107. The program is open lo the public at no charge. On Friday. March 23, they will once agam show that Academyaward winning flock, "Chariots or Fire" at 1:30 and 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. . Sunday, March 25 brings to the silver screen "Ali: Fear Eats the ~ul." It will be presented at 2 p.m. m the Union Cinema. Some tickets do remain for sale in the Sunday Foreign Film Series. "Chariots of ~ire" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. m the Uoaon Cinema. Tuesday, March 27: yes. that hlm classic that we've all been wailing for, "Godzilla vs. The Thillg." will be shown at 7 p.m. in the UnJOD Cinema. The movie is rated G and runs 90 minutes. Admission b fret sponsored by those friendly folks at PAB. On Wednesday, March 28. lht PAB Coffeehouse features the Kirn and Reggie Harris Group from noon to 2 p.m. and again from I p.m . to 10 p.m. in the Union Baza,lr Area. Admission is free. A seminar entitled, "Wome• •• Men Supervisors and Their s«tttaries," by Prof. Anne Statham will be presented at noon on wec1nesdJ)· in Union 106. The program is fret and open to the public. A Poetry Reading Discussion will be held at 1 p.m. in the wU,C Overlook Lounge by Cary Water man of Minnesota. The e\'elll 15 free and open to the- public. 0 AwaY- From the Numbers Milwaukee calling! by Jeff Leisgang E\'en though the Violent Femmes debut album has been out ,inre last year, I think they deserve ft'('Ogmtion anyway for several rea- ,on,. First of all. it's a damn good rerord that's full of garage band fire, humor and intelligence. Second, these guys are from Milwaukee! \\bo could have guessed that anything as exciting and original as this rould have come from Brew Town? Third, they are getting a lot of critiral attention and have been reviewed fa\'orably in magazines like Rolhng Stone and Musician. They also ha,e Just come back after having loured Europe. I saw them at Milwaukee's Papagaw mghtrlub back in September and saw that something new was happening. They have been labled arouslll'·punk and other such tags by mlics Though this isn't a bad dl':;4'riphon. the Femmes are bas1- rally roi:k-n-roll with an unpretentious freshne-s to their sound Gordon Gano. the lead smgersongwnter and guitarist or the group, uses an acoustic guitar almost as frequently as an electric. He may not be an Eric Clapton on the guitar, but he knows rh}1hm and his playing varies from the chaotic to the melodic. Brian Ritchie plays a big acoustic bass most of the time, and occasionally electric bass. His playing weaves in and out of Gano's more simple guitar work almost like a lead player Last but not least is Victor Delorenzo, the drummer who plays mostly on a snare drum while standing up. Occasionally he'll put what looks like a large bucket that he calls a trancephone over his snare and beat on that for a while. No, this isn't the Stray Cats. Delorenzo is a jazz student who uses a variety of brushes and sticks to give his drumming a loose, 1mpronsalional feel at times, and a steady 4 4 beat at others. Gordon Gano's \'Oic·e should be considered as important an instrument as his guitar, 1f not more Though his singing may seem out of lune at times. his voice IS actuall)· what nails these songs down The Femmes have been compared to such influential bands as Lou Reed and the Veh·et Underground and Jonathan Richman and th«.' Modern Lovers for obvious reason . Services Offered BOSTO~ MARATIIOS, Apnl 16. Hotel packages and airline space still available. 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AR.\JY RESER\'E BE ALL YOU CA'.', BE. but their sound 1s entireh thetr own The luMy thin;: as the album is so spare of studio gmmu · and poli~h that 1t makes C\('JJ1hlng else you listen to ~ound too commettial. at least lor a \\ hik' One more refreshing note 1 Gano's l)ncs themsel\es He le:i\-es politJcs up to the pol1t1nans Hi ,ong~ deal maml) \\1th brokeo rela· t1onsh1ps and general angst \\1th a fair dose of tnsolence thrown in for good mea..-ure Perhaps best of all IS the fact that )'OU don I need your ~~rel dl'\.'Oder nng to dCC'lpber these songs ' I aln t no Al C.pone," Gano croons, but he doesn t pull any plln<'hes either All m all I guess )-OU t3n tcll I rather like this rerord After all 11 Just good, psJdlohc fun Once Ober Easy------------- Coaliaued from Page 8 rreated to aid superstars in handling newly acquired superstar stalus ''I'm exrited about being in lMME OF CITY), and I'm excited about bemg a <TEAM NlCK- :-,;AMl-:1. As far as l'Oach 1SO AND SOI 1s c·onl'erned. the first t1m(' I met him I fell hke I knew him a)I my hie." Rig deal Quartt•rback Steve Young has a 1·ollege dt-grce m Quarterba('king Like Marcus. Steve has finished ~hoobng Like Marcus. Steve now holds a professional pos1hon Like M.ircus, Steve has become a m1tllonatre for doing great thmgs with a football Unbke :\larcu~. Steve ha~ broken se,;eral collegiate records. Unlike Marcus, Steve has a 43 year contract Unhke Man-us, Steve 1s a left h.inded Monnon from Utah Mormon? Steve Young? .. Brigh- nm Young! What a roinc·1denre How un• earthly What kind of power does this man possess? Can he lead a team to the top of the mountam? The express has him l'O\ered through the year 2027 to find out Perhaps they see him 11~ a guiding light H1 tory tells us that Brigham Young was a great v1s1onary, a good field leader and a ldtie With such heavenly ('Ontract for an untested pro, Steve 1s keepmg an eye on his favorite receiver the Mormon Chur('h. It should make out fantastically on the deal Like his namesake, Steve has. made a long term comnutment. He must play football in Lo,, Ani:dcs until he's 65 Then he can t•ollect Social Security. Brigham preached the faith until his very end But he never got a pension Steve's record-breakmg carl.>er gave him godhke strength m rontrnct negotiations. lits conn«uon with higher places puts L A in a priestly pos1t1on. They rnn lose their d1\·1s1on and sltll come out on top You can almo,t '-t.'t' the halo above his hdnll't Ste\e 1s the ('IDbod1ment of Brigham Young an shoulder pads U be docsn t make the record books, tus contract sure Y.111 Big deal It's mte to know these )'OU men ha\e thclr place in histor) We'r(' \\ltness to the fact that nowad3) , h1 tory makers are money makers The USFL 1w assured nseU a page m the books \\1th the 1d WI mll!Jon:ures aren t one in milliOn JUst C\ CC) rouple of \I, t n.nda • Mattia Z%. 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Tilt;Rt: PI.A'\ERS Call 637 at St ~ OnimJey 111A..,xs PARKSJDt. ltuck: TUA. ,'KS TO • 10 studcn• "' \'Oted for me, On!} ~ I t at least of the ud t bod) had .. •• - --- --------- - ------ Wrestling • Season ends with five All-Amer1cans "'Palll Rodi The Parkside wresthng team mpleted 1ts most successful seaml week b} crov.nlng fh e dif • rercnt All Americans In the CAA IJ and NAIA nauonal towmments E ming All-American honors In the NCAA n was 167 pounder Todd ., de who mt an 0\-ertime d on to th C\'t!fltu.al nation.al dl:mtpion DJ\ Comem:m of Soutb Dakota Stat Unh t) by the Stare o! 3-3 OT 41 Earning All-Amman h~ no t th<' AlA ch:unpj(>mhips I« <9l~r Puml 11!-ltoppr PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 • - 4:111 PIii • Jube Jells • Licorice Bully e Malted MIik Balls • Milk Carmels • Orange Sllces • Peanut Butt~ Chip • Peanut Clusters • Peppem,lnt Kisses • Rootbeer Barrels • Sour Balls • Spearment Leaves • Starllte Minh • Carmel Targets • Cinnamon Discs • Candy Pops • Corn Nuts • Assorted Perky • Assorted Royal • Assorted Toffee • Bridge Mix • Burndt Peanuts • Butterscofch Discs • Candy Coffee Discs • Carmel Bully • Chocolate Drops • Chocolatt- Jots • Chocolate Peanuts • Chocolate Raisins • Chocolate Stars • Jelly Beans • California Mix • Caribbean Delicacy e Carob Malted Milk Balls • Carob Raisins • Carob Pea nuts • Natural Pistachio • Red Pistachio • Spanish Pe-anuts • Sunflower Seeds • Student Food Mix e Yogurt Malted Milk Ball • Yogurt Peanuts • Yogurt Raisins • Yogurt ~me Brlttle • Smoked Almonds whole Week of Morch 26 25% OFF Chocolate Matted Balls 1.1oere 126 pounder IWke Vania, Matt Kluge at 134 lbs., Mike Winter at 142 and li7 pounder Ted Keyes. Cairung the most AU-Amencans Che) tn one season an the team's history, the Rangers ~ nu• mcrous team records, the most ampressn e being thffl" 13 wins, two losses in dual met'l action These \1ien! highlighted "1th wins over Big Ten Indiana Um~erstt) and the Unn ersll) of 'otre Dame The trom !so established a record 320 individual rtns Th£') al.so showed gre:it SUttCSS from their feat b) recording rerord 748 t.akedo\\ns The ~ers finished the ) r m trad1Uon b) ftrushing runlh ln the AIA national tournammL This \\ the ninth year ln the past 1! tlut the Rangers larushed among the top ten teams In the nauon lndMduaJ Season Highlights: Seruor Mike \'ania clooed out his brilliant collegiate wrestling career b} earrung All-American honors for the fourth COnst't"Uth c year He },'runt ru\\ 11 to rl: Jad, I>annu, Tom Kit-dunk .. Jeril Grou•r, D_an t:tall ~n~ :\1ark Uube). . :\hddl,• ro\\. Coarh Jim Koi·h, \Ilk<' \tud,crhc•i~e. Jon \1ankowsk,. \like \ania, Mall Klu)!t'. (,aJ) :\Ian chlc\ed this honor by placing fourth tn the 1984 NAIA ·auonals at 126 pounds dh \hkt \\inh•r and ,tudenl a"1,tan1 Dan \\inter. . Ba; k ro\\ Bnan °Jrl'I.. 1 odd Yd!', Tt'd Kl'~I',, \lark Peter;oo. Don \ erBruJ!~en. Chm Oi{'k,on. and Paul \'anaa finished the season with a 4&-8 record and ended hts career with an o\'erall rerord of ISi-29 In ndd1uon lo becorrung an All-Amencan Vama recehed . e\'er.tl other honor this season He established a new Parkside record for most wins in a st'ason by a sauor with 45 wins Of his eight losses, five were to other AII-Amencans \'arua led the team Wlth 80 near falls and 65 escapes He was second on the team wtth 12 pins. \'anaa won five indi\idual tourD3• ment champ1onsh1ps during the .son and for the serond )ear in a roy; \\~ selected as "Oul.SU&nd~ \\ rest1er·· at the prestigious Whea• ton Invitational, a twenty-team meet He wa.~ scl«ted by his teammates ns ro-nptain of the 1983-84 squad \'am.a \\11.$ al50 selected as the team·s most valuable wrestler and most 1nsplrational iau Kluge. a seinor. earned All• Amencan \\TesUing booors in the 134 pound weight etas~ He earned these honors by pl.acing fifth m the NAIA National Wre;tling Cham· pionshtps held at Central State Uru- \; ersi tJ in Edmond. Okl:iboma Kluge lost a close S--2 dec1S1on to Roth Cb) Holl.) from Adams St.ate of Colorado m the semi-finals. Holly "'ent on to v.in the national eham· p1onsh1p. and Kluge \\TNlcd baek to defeat Mike Nel.;on of Southern Oregon C.ollege 7-3, to earn the firth place medal Earning AII-Amenean honor!' l'llpped Klugc's eareer at Park.~idc, where he compiled a three season record of 80-ZH. Kluge finished h15 season record at 40-12-1. Highlight;; of Kluge·~ season mduded wmmng champ1onsrup:. m the Stevens Po1Dt Open and the Carthage College In• \itational He al.so had runner-up finishes m the WiscollSlD Collegiate Open, the \\'heaton 1n,,1tauonal and tbe ;-.;CAA II Midwest Regional and third place finishes ID the Warhawk Open and the Southwe:.t :\lissouri lmitauonal One or Kluge·s biggest \l.1ns of the }ear was a 16-3 deeis1on over Mark Ruethnger of Eastern Illinois. a four-time lllino1S high school state champion and an NCAA 1 Western ~tonal champion Kluge "'~ lhe only Ranger \I.TestJer to go undefeated m dual meets and he ~ one of four \\Tesllers on the team lO wtn forty or more matches He was also selected by his teamMILLER ON TAPAT UNION SQUARE mates as one of the captains of the team Mike Winter, a senior. achieved his All•Amencan honors by placing ~evenlh m the NAIA. He wrestled ID the 142 pound weight class. Winter lost a dose one-point decision to the eventual runner-up. Merrick Wiles or Huron College, in the sec• ond round of competition. During the wrestlebacks. he won three or four matches, with his loss coming at the hands or Ronnie James from Central Oklahoma, a three-time na• tional champion who had been upset in an earlier round. Winter ended the season with a 31-9-1 record. Highlights of his season induded winning the Wheaton Invitational and runner-up finishes at the Carthage Invitational, the Midwest Classic and the Southwest Missouri Invitational. According to Coach Jim Koch. " Mike had a fine season for us. and he certainly deserved to win his All-American honors." Junior Todd Yde placed fourth in the NCAA TI National Wrestling Championships held at Morgan State University in Baltimore. Mar• yland. Yde lost the overtime decision to Comeman in the quarterfinals. and then battled back to win three matches and take fourU1 place. Comeman won the National Championship and Tim Jones from Northern Michigan University, a wrestler whom Yde had defeated earlier in the season, was the run• ner-up. Yde wrestled at 167 lbs. and compiled a season record of 41-14. Re set a new school season record by scoring 138 takedowns. The old school record of 116 takedowns in a season was held by Parkside's twotime National Champion Bill West in 1974-75. He was also second on the team with 14 major decisions and 27 reversals. and third on the team with 12 pins and 45 near falls. During the season Yde won three ~ournarnent championships, includmg the NCAA Il Midwest RegionContbaued on Page 11 l\like Vania :\like Winter Matt Kluge ftANGER Wrestling wrap-up Coadnued from Page 10 Is the Carthage Invitational and ~ Carroll Open. He also had runner-up finishes in the Midwest ClasSIC and the Wheaton Invitational, and earned consolation championships in the Stevens ~oint Open and I.he Wisconsin Collegiate Open. Ted Keyes, a junior from Waterford. earned All-American wrestling honrs in the 177 lb. weight r~ by placing sixth in the 1984 NAIA National Wrestling Championships. Keys finished the reason with a 48-11 record. AU but one of Keyes' losses were to All-American wresUers. His 48 wins is a new one-season school record for Parkside. The former record was 47 wins in one season by Mike Vania. Keyes also led the team with eighteen major deosions and 24 riding time points. He was second on the team with 65 ow falls and third with 100 takedowns. Highlights of Keyes· season 1ndude winning championships at the Ste\·ens Point Open. the Carroll College Open. the Carthage College Invitational and the Wheaton Invitahonal. He also placed second at tbe Midwest Classic and was the ronsolation champion at the Southwest Missouri Jnvitational Chris Dickson, a sophomore. traasferred to Parkside in the fall of 1983 and despite the fact that he was not eligible for competition until the start of the second semester, be fashioned a season record of 23-1 Dickson's season included ~ tbe rhampionship in the 12-team Carthage Invitational and pladng serond in the 20-team MidWet Classic. One of Dickson's biggest wins or the season was a 12-8 decision over Mark Kristoff of Southern lllinois-Edwardwille. Arrording to coach Koch. "Chris had an excellent season for us He ~-as handicapped by the fact that he was not eligible to \\TCstle for us until the serond semester be1:ause he was a transfer student, and that he had a sore shoulder most of the Sta$0n Despite that. he helped the team post a 13·2 dual rN·ord. the best In the school's history. If Chn~ ran Sia) healthy next year, I exped him 10 be one of our top \\Testlers, and a good bet to earn All-Amenran honors " Dickson qualified for the NAJA Nationals and was se,.,ded number 5lll m his weight class While he did not plare in the tournament, he did srore enough points to help his team place ninth Dan Hall. a freshman from Hartford, earned has first collegiate ~Teslling letter this year. Hall fini5hed the season with a 24·10 rerord. rompetmg mostly at 126 P<>Unds Seventeen of Hall's wms were by a pin. which was the most by any Parkside wrestler on thts Year's team. and the third-highest by a Parkside wrestler m one season S11 of Dan's ten losses were to All-American wrestlers. Coacti Koch romrnented, "Dan 1s the finest freshma n wrestler we ha\·e had at Parkside in several )-ears. Despite the fact we had senior All-American wrestlers at 126 lbs, 134 lbs. and 142 lbs., Dan still W?estJed a lot or matches for us. and showed me that he could become one or the greatest wrestlers that we have ever had at Parkside." Freshman Mark Dubey finished the season with a 2&-19 record. His 26 wins is the second most wins ever by a Parkside freshman. Only Dan Winter, who won 28 matches in 1978-79 as a freshman has won more. Koch said, •·we didn't expect Mark to wrestle that much for us this year, as we had a seruor AllAmerican returning at both 142 and 150 lbs. But when the 150 pounder got hurt, Mark stepped into his spot and did an outstanding job for us. If we could have had him at 142 lbs. all year, he would have done even better. His record at 142 was 17-7 and his record at 150 was 9-12. Next year Mark will be our top 142 pounder and he should be a rontender for All-American honors " Dubey placed in four tournaments during the season. He won consolation championships m the Carroll College Open, the Warha\\1t Invitational and the NCAA II Midwest Regionals. He also placed fourth in the prestigious Southwest Missouri Inv1tallonal Parkside', dual meet record was 13-2. and Dubey's victories over \\-Tesllers from the University of Notre Dame. Indiana University. UW-Wh1tewater, UW-Oshkosh and Marquette Uruversity were particularly in,urumental in wmning those meeb. Summing up the season. coach Koch commented, "This h.as been one of the most enjoyable groups or young men that I have ever been associated with. We had a ~roup or guys that were dedicated and d1sc1• plmed. Tlus showed in the classroom. where the top ten \\Te;;tlcrs averaged a 3.0 GPA. This type of person makes my job H'r} enJoyable. Ted Keyes. our 177 pounder, receh·ed Academic All-American, something that he and the scllool can be Ver} proud of The only thmg we weren"t able to acromplish was to crown a rut1onal cham pion All other goab we met - something the whole' team ran be proud of." It nught be hard, but looking ahead to next year. the Rangers plan to be even stronger Parkside loses three All•Amencan, m seniors Mike Vania. Mall Kluge and Mike Wmter Returning will be two AllAmerscans. Todd \'de and Ted Keves Also retummg lo the line-up with be three-time All-American ISO-pounder ~hke Muckerheade who sat out this year after undergoing surgery to repair ligaments in his elbow. and 190 pounder Brum lrek, who had surgery to repair his knee just before the sc:L<:On -started In add1t1on, returning underd.assmen include 118 pounder Jeml Grover, 126 pounder 03n Hall, Jadt Danner at 134 lb,; , 142 pounder ~lark Dubey and Chris D1dtson at 158 lbs. These guys ha~e e,ipenence and should enJOY successful st'3· sons Jon Mankow:;ki at 167 lb~ and Don Berbruggen, ht>avyv,e1ght, ah<o will contnbute. With a ~ recruting year predicted and I~ nucleus returning. the Rangers goals for the next season are nothing short of a national rbamp10nsh1p. Basketball JV's celebrate The men's junior varsit} basketball team firushed the sea..~n with an 8-2 record. The final game of the year turned out to be a rout in which the Rangers soundh· trounced Conc-ord.ia 106-~ · • The team was m.ide up of frl'Shmen \\,th some OCC3Slonal help from sophornor~ 1-'or the bulk or the season, the JV team mcluded sophomores Sean Patterson, VlllC'e Hall and Bill Attilio The f"5hmen were Ron l.eihen, Robert Jones Brian Mallory and Eddie Roundtree. Ron Zeihen led the team 10 scoring \\1th 219 points in rune gam<"S Zeiben hit on ~ of field attempu and 80 of h1 free throws \\iille coming up Yilth '!7 steals, second on lb te.m Scan Patterson played m on! k games and v.~ dosed behind the other players n scan th 157 points Robert Jones pbyed 1n :in t games and led the te3m m 11.'bood mg \\ilh US and steasl ,nth D Jones had one gm,e m 9,fucb hr grabbed 20 rebounds and 1\1.o other l~-rebound games Robert s C',3ffl(' as far as po&nt production 20 J)Oints in thr season f mak- \ mre Hall PfO\ided ~P JI Tbanda • lart"II U, IIS4 season Wo,nen open • • • spring training Coatiaaed from Page 1% da) after that the} pla)ed the Uru vers1ty of Mame and went pa.~ 7 m nmgs of regulation pla) lied at 0-0 tame 1s an NCAA Cm I team and the rompet1lion was tough They lo,t the game 1-0 The second game or the double header- that daJ once ~m agamst red lieut This game also went m-er rcgula• Uon pla, lied at 0-0 ln the erghth 1Mmg, Sacred Heart S('Ored twitt and Park.side couldn't l'OffK' b3d; to beat them •·Even though \\e lost, I felt good about both games played that day ~ were both rea~ tough," said Draft The remairung games were a d.isoppomtment when, nst Ann) and [)(,fi nee Un111emty, a fat ed team lo!-t both fr.tmeS Dnift said "We should ha\"e won nus '1raS the Kenosha savings and Loan CHECKING! 1n your choice of TWO great accountsl KENOSHA SAVINGS 1 , •• • ~ l • • • I! Thursda} , Ma«-b 22, 198-1 Athletic director Dannehl may be finalist b) Ku :\l~)tt F.d.llOr Parkside athleuc director Wayne 1>3nnehl ma, 'er) -eu be one or tlM! four finalli ts for tlM! soon-to-be- '1tt'ant MtSSOUn Western State C'ollege athletic dirtttorsh1p O;md Capelli, clia=n of the arcli and screen romm11tee at th<" MISSOUn college. told Ranger th.at l>:tM{'h) was one of the ongmal applicant and that final mten lt',ung for the position \\1U start "m the ~er) near future' m hopes of reachIng II dect5ion ' ti) early Apnl ' Capelli gud the four fmabsls tui,c not >et been notified, so he would not state whether DaMehl v. one of the fmalists He said, howC\er, that he •ill personally ' contact Dannehl after lhe 'AlA toumam~t In Kansas Clty. where D.lMclll has bttn for the last week Chari) Bum the t'Urrent MaslSOun W~tcm St.ate College athletk' director h S<'~uled to retire m June Dannehl. 46 has been athlet1e d1 rector at Park.side Since 1972 He has bt.>en NAIA District 14 (\\ lSCOn• sin l cliaUTillln since 1976 and is p;ist prestdent of the NAIA alhlellc directors' n.ation.11 assod.auon Womens softball • preparing b) Patrida Cwnbi, Sporn F.ditor After ha,1ng fun in the sun, tlx \\Omen's softball team is ready tc settle down to the business of play- •118 here m \Ii JStOnsm ot lbat thE team wasn't pla)1"-' senously in 1-' lorlda ln F'londa the \\Omen pb)ed eight games, \\lnnmg three of them The competition m nor• 1da was ~ery strong Some of the teams competmg will be at the naUonal tournament at the end of the season Coach Linda Draft com• mented, ''Last year's spring oom- petluon in St. Louis wasn't as challenging We pla)·ed some top tournament teams while down there " The women competed in the Rebels Intercollegiate Spnng Competition m Orlando. The first game was agatnst Sacred Heart from Connect• 1n1t, to whom they lost Last year Sacred Heart was in the final four In the NCAA nationals. F..ighleen of Parks1de's 20 batters struck out "Obviou.ly v.-e were up against an excellent pitcher. She's competed m the Montreal-Pan Am Games for Canada We didn't do ,.er) well that game, S31d Draft The women turned tilings arounc for thea second game that day Al games are double headers They de leated JU-Pl, Indiana, who ar( hosting thb Jear" nationals. Draft said Indiana tS an excellent team nnd they had tome ort a game anc they weren t at their best and wt beat them .. The following da)· they defe3t('(l Mat'Omb and Salem v.1th ease The Contin11ed oe Page 11 \\ a, ne l>annehl Dannehl taughl and roac-hed at Sycamore and Rockford Ea-t high sebools m lllinotS from l~i and taught and roached football at lhe Universih· of Illinois from 1967-72. He earned tus PhD from the University of Illinois and his M.S. and 8.A. degrees from Northern n- liniois Uni,•ersity. where he earned aU~nference and Scholastic Little All-American honors in football in 1959. Missouri Western State College. b located in St Joseph. a city with an estimated population of 80,000 which 1s 50 miles away from Kansas City. The Missouri college had a 1982 enrollment of -1271 and offers men·s interrollegiate sports in softball, ba,ketball. football. goU and tenntS, and women's competition m basketball, softball, teMis and volleyball. · .. ~ Come Walk With Us (Starting March 26th) Monday-Friday 8:30 A.M. 3:00 P.M. (When Health Center Open) 7:30 P.M. Space Available in Health Center for Coats & Books Campus Wellness Program Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 12, issue 23, March 22, 1984 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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