75 10 1184 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/7b4b2f4b6d15258fd9aa3a12e669814d.pdf 72f176d5baf86c754537c5bbaf42d7c8 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 13, issue 22 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. On campus housing project mapped out Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, March 7, 1985 ~ University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 13, o. 22 Oncampus housing project mapped out by Jill Wbilney Nielsen "This place would be an actual collegecampus with a college at- mosphere if we had (on-campus) housing," slated Sean Cranley, a geologymajor. Cranley, and stu- dentslike him, may get just what theywant if the proposed on-cam- pushousingplan is approved by the Boardof Regents on May 9. Thefirst step to that is complet- inga study to determine the feasi- billtyofon-campus housing. Shirley Srhmerling,Parkside's housing di- rector, stated that about 500 stu- dentswillbe polled to determine if thereis a need for housing, what students'needs are and how much studentscould allord. Some of the pollingis being conducted in the classrooms. The poll also asks students what "concept"they prefer for the single students' housing. According to Srhmerling,there are three differ- entconcepts. "The first concept is probablyalso the cheapest," stated Srhmerling. "It consists of apart- ment-stylehousing with two double (meaning double occupancy) bed- rooms with a bath in between. The secondis for single bedrooms with private baths. The third and most popularis a suite style with a single and a double bedroom on either side of the apartment with two bathrooms in between. This way I ther~ is ·a potential for six people sharing a suite and three sharing a bathroom." Students also had a chance to share their views on Wednesday Feb. 27 with one of the architects' Robert Hackner. According to Hac: kner, the main comments he heard from students were concerns about how soundproof the rooms would be and the desire for single bed. ~ooms. "The response has been 20-1 m favor of single rooms. Kids don't want to share a room," said Hackn- er. "The response has been very positive," Hackner added. "The majority would prefer to live here if it were available now." The proposed on-campus housing doesn't just include single students' housing; Also included in the plans are family housing for married stu- dents or single parents, and retire- ment housing. The retirement hous- ing would be the only one available to non-student residents of the community. "The family housing will hope- fully have a child care center," stat- ed Schmerling. She also talked about the retirement housing. "It will be a wonderful experience for the conventional students to have adult students in the classroom. It gives the conventional students a different perspective." Schmerling stresses however that the single stu- Civil Rights Act discussed by Congress by Bob Kiesling Community News Editor ~ year after the Supreme Court deCided the Grove City Vs. Bell case, civil rights groups are trying to get back the civil rights they say werelost then Three bills recently introduced in C.o~gressmay decide the fate of CIVIlrights. The Civil Rights Resto- ration Act of 1985 introduced in boththe House andthe Senate are i~t~nded to restore the power of Civil rights legislation to their status beforethe court's decision. A third bill, introduced in the Senate by Sen, Robert Dole, more Specificallylimits the application of CIVil ~ghts laws to colleges. Wlulethe Grove City case may be tbe most visible example of civil fights erosion PSGA's Woman's AU . ' airs Director Susan Walborn said, it is only one of a group of de- cisions which have slowly narrowed civil rights over the last decade. Unlike comparable worth, which "you either love or you hate," wet- born said, civil rights erosion is am- biguous, gradual and hasn't caught the public's attention. Civil rights groups are trying to prevent passage of the Dole.bill be- cause they say it is as limiting as the Grove City case. . Tracey Lewis, woman'~ affairs director for United Council of UW Student Governments, called the legislation, "one of the most impor- tant civil rights issues of the dec- ade." . What the Grove City case decid- ed, she said, is that. since the school's financial aid offICe was the only office to receive federal fund- ing it is the only one part of the Continued on Page 6 tlf'------------------ ON CAMPUS HOI-------------------,,----------~ UNIVERSITY Of 10 _ .... .v HSR ASSOCIA ARCHITECTS ~~2m.1~RS ENERGY ~ON "110 __ ' __ " dent housing was the first priority, with family housing next and eld- erly housing last. Several students added their opinions about the three phases of the housing plan. Jack Kemper, a senior, stated "I think it's a good idea that they are having housing on campus, but I think they should concentrate more on traditional dormitory-style housing rather than for single parents or elderly." A few students were against the elderly housing plan. Mark Giese, a life science major, stated, "The housing should be for traditional students. I don't lhinIt elderly hous- ing should be on this campus. Is this college a kind of nursing home'?" One student who wished to remain anonymous stated, "I thmk it's a lot of bull that the campus is going to provide housing for elderly people from the community _ nus is an educational institution, not a low cost housing project." Terry Tunks, president of PSGA, A disagreed. "I think the three differ- ent phases are necessary and bene- ficial to the umversny expenence • The on-campus housing project u not being slate funded, but through privately-issued. tax exempt bond. and private giflS which ",11 help keep the cost down for studcn "I don'( kno" If the hOUSing ",11 increase attendance. but 1 lhlnk It will help retam studen who UlU- aUy leave after a year or so to go 'someplace where they have dorms: • con luded hmerUng Harmann, Dry retain PAB posts dent body toward PAB-sponsored events." The Parkside Activities Board (PAB) elected a new President and Vice-President late Monday night. Not surprisingly, some old faces turned up. Keith Harmann was re- elected President and Mike Dry will again be Vice-President. Harmann, a 22-year-old commu- nications major, stated that his goals for the board are to "increase general membership and to create a positive attitude among the stu- Harmann went on to explain. "By keeping the high standards of quality in our events, we hope to increase the students' awareness of our achievements in programming activities and through uus we hope to interest students 10 becoming members of PAB. Members not only give their input into upcoming events, but can gain valuable expe- rrence by being 10 charge ot events." Dry. a life soenee major, stated his goals were irmlar "I want t.o increase membership 10 PAD and attendance at ecenu 1 want to lI)' some different puhhctt y and promo ional Ideas, such as costum. ed people banding out nyers for events and free events for recrun- ment to show that PAB IS mad of regular students and that all are welcome. Wellness program on campus A "welln ess" Brown Bag lunch- eon will be held at the Parkside Union, Room 104, on Wednesday, March 20 from 11:50-12:30 p.m. The topic is "Home Health Care" presented by Ms. Debbie Seyler of Southeastern Wisconsin Health Sys- tems Agency, Milwaukee. These semmars are free. but reg- istration IS requested by the Oflice of Continumg Education, 553·2312 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 13, issue 21 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. PSGA Elections - Candidates discuss issues Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of WiSCoDsiD-Parkside PSGAElections Candidates discuss . Partici~ti?n ~n.Unit~ Council is plished, by student involvement in unportant Ifmdlvlduals m Madison policy making. are to understand the needs of stu- The admissions policy is anoth dents at Parkside, agreed the five subject that Holcomb said that ~~ candidatesrunning March 6-7 in the was interested in. "Your input is Parkside Student Government As- important," he said. "Young peopsoca! lon.Preslde~hal and Vice- le have done a lot for this country." Presidential elections during an Pat "Red" Ramsdell is a 22 year open forum on Monday sponsored old Political Science major who has by the ~nger. been in the Senate since 1982. He Q~esbOD. oSn various issues in- has been a member of the legislaeluding ~Dlted Council, compe- tive and judicial branches, and tency testing, and apathy and ab- thinks that now he is ready to serve senteeism in the Senate were posed in the executive branch. He also to the live candidates during the thinks that United Council is imporbour- anct-a-balfdebate. . tant. Greg. Holcomb, a junior, said "In unification there is power," that he IS running for President be- he said. "If we were to withdraw cause he wants to get the opinions' our input would be lacking." The of the students of Parkside across only drawback that exists, he said, to the legislators. "If some of the was the money it costs. "It's only new laws regarding financial aid 50 cents, but money is money." are passed, there will will be no Ramsdell said that one way to means for a lot of students to begin make sure that the students had or continue school," he said. input into their school was to sit in Holcomb is in favor of Parkside's one of the 40 committee positions. involvements in United Council be- The competency exams are fair, cause of the network that it pro- Ramsdell said, because they let a "des. He cited the change in the student take a test alter he has collegiate skills requirement that been in school instead of before he allowsa student to be exempt from is enrolled. the test if he passes Math 112 as an The arrival of on-campus housing example of what can be accorn- and absenteeism in the Senate were •ISSUeS two other issues that Ramsdell felt were important. "The guidelines for handeling absenteeism exists in the constitution and I would use them as President," he said. It is time for the voices of the students at Parkside to be heard up in the ivory tower, according to Bill Serpe, the third presidential candidate. "In the '60s this campus was built at the height of student radicalism and the administration was placed up there for protection," he said, "but now in 1985 they are still up there." Serpe, an English major, agreed with his competitors that membership in United Council is important. "United Council is very important," he said, "because the legislators in Madison tend to ignore Parkside and Green Bay and concentrate on Madison and Milwauk.- ee." The issue of women's harassment is also an issue that Serpe thinks is important. "The current PSGA administration has done a great job, but we need 10 reach beyond our doors and reach out to the other students," he said. Ernestine Weisinger said that she ContiDued on Pare 13 Senate race -13 vie for 9 seats .There are 13 students running for rune Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) Senate seats up for election this spring. The fonnal candidates for Senate a~e Richard Borkowski, Sue Brud- ~Ig,Sheri Carrothers, Jeffery Cess- Ity, Juana Cortez, Jacqueline Cotton, William DeZoma, Richard Greuter, Jan Kratochvil, Daniet Nicholson, Adrian Serrano, Jackie Sutherlin and Sue Walborn. Several of the candidates - BorkOWSki, DeZoma, Kratochvil, Sutherlin and Walborn - eomrnented on why they are running for Senate. . "I feel I am qualified for a position on the Senate because I'm interested in both campus and current events," said Borkowski, a sophomore majoring in sociology and criminal justice. He is interested in two issues before the Senate . student apathy and the transportatton controversy. .DeZoma, a junior english major s~d, "I am concerned particularly With the issue of student apathy." Asophomore majoring in nursing ~d psyc~ology, Kratochvil feels at his .pre,vious expe.rience wi,th the Senate will be beneficial. "I plan to get students involved," said Kratochvil. He plans to address the issues of campus housing, Stop 21, educational budget cuts and the Student Regent Bill. Sutherlin, a sophomore economics major, is interested in two particular issues - student housing and women's affairs. "Now that oncampus housing is being developed, students need a voice in the planning and development of them," , said Sutherlin. She plans to represent the students on that issue. In addition, Sutherlin feels that women on campus have needs specific to them. She plans to address those issues by organizing a women's affairs committee. Walborn, a freshman majoring in business administration, is also interested in women's affairs. She plans to address several issu~s unique to women's needs. These ISsues include child care, women's safety and sexual harrassment on campus, comparable worth issu~s, women of color and leadership among women. . "I plan to broaden the commumcation lines among. the. Senators and raise the awareness of women's abilities and problems on this campus," said Walborn. One person is running for the Parkside Union Advisory Board (PUAB) Student-at-Iarge seat. Mike Farrell, a junior majoring in Personnel Administration, would like to become a member of PUAB because he wants to "make the Union run as efficiently as possible." Farrell said, "I am a bartender in the Union and f feel that I can keep close contact with students as well as get their input on PUAB issues." Elizabeth J. Perry, a senior in Communication and Finance, is running unopposed for the Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee (SUFAC). Perry has been vice-president of Pi Sigma Epsilon for two years and is a representative on the Budget and Review Committee for the Student Organizations Council. Perry said her interest in SUF AC is to "learn the criteria for allocating funds to campus organizations and apply funding whereby more students will be served by their contributions to SUF AC." Vol. 13, No. 21 PRESIDENT Patrick "Red" Ramsdell William "Bill" Serpe Greg Holcomb Election. Ballot On Feb. 25, PSGA drew for ballot position for the candidates running for election on March 6 & 7. The following will appear on the ballot in order: VICE PRESIDENT Robert Vanderloop Ernestine Weisinger PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board) Mike Farrell SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee) Elizabeth Perry SENATORS 1) William DeZoma 2) Sue Walborn 3) Sue Brudvig 4) Richard Borkowski 5) Juana Cortez 6) Jan Kratochvil 7) Jacqueline Cotton 8) Shari Carrothers 9) Jackie Sutherlin 10) Jeffery Cassity 11) Adrian "Andy" Serrano 12) Richard Grueter 13) Daniel Nicholson Remember to vote Wednesday and Thursday, March 6 and 7. Polls will be set up on the Molinaro Concourse and will be open from 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. ************************************ Vote M!!~gl!**fJ.*g!,:g**'l* " l. j. 2 Thai'sday, Feb. 28, 1985 I Letters to the Editor I Support Lobby Day To the Editor: Feb. 28 has been designated as "Lobby Day" by a number of campuses, through United Council. This is a day for student leaders to go to Madison to learn lobby techniques and to meet with our state representatives. The day is to allow students an opportunity to inform and pursuade legislators of students' opinions. Those that will be in attendance will be lobbying on issues such as the Student Regent Bill, the 21-year-<llddrinking age and a student member of HEAB (Higher Education Aids Board). There will also be some efforts to contact federal representatives on such issues as the Civil Hights Act of 1985 and federal financial assistance to students. Those of us that are in Madison on this day need students support. As student leaders we are attempling to guarantee students rights for the present and the future. We hope that we are raising all students' concerns. But the one thing that is needed is the support of all students. The only thing we already know ahout lobbying is that numbers make it all happen. Please PSGA • tS To the Editor: What is the definition of spirit anyway? After a week of deliberate thinking, is it just the accumulation of contest points, the ability to gather together a large number of people, the organizational structure obtained by producing a certain product eack week, or is spirit the will to try to overcome fantastic and formidable odds? This year Geology Club was skill-' fuI and lucky enough to gamer the greatest nwnber of points, and so they were awarded the spirit trophy, "Hurrah for them." PAC seemed to be able to field the largest number of participants which made them a formidable force to contend with, "Way to go." The need to produce a product every week gave hoth PAB and the Ranger newspaper the organizational structure to overcome many .opponents hands down, "Right on." The organization on campus which every student is a member is Parkside Student Government Assocation, Inc. and that is a fact, whether they wish it to be or not. The first obstacle that has to be overcome by the PSGA is student apathy caused generally by the leprous word "government" within take the time to become aware of the issues of our time and make your voice heard. Letters to your legislator, phone calls to legislators, letters to the editor, and other methods are needed to secure students' voice in many issues. Students of today are complacent and apathetic. Many are unaware that current changes in the nation may very well eliminate any chance of their children attending a public institution of higher learning. On Wednesday, Feb. 'J:I, the Parkside Student Government Association held an awarness day hoping to raise Parkside students' awareness. But this is not enough. Students need to continue to raise their level of awareness of government's role in education. Students need to help raise their collective voice. Students need to take a leadership role once again to insure that their is a future for educational opportunities and that there is a role for all of U~ in that future. Now is the time to become involved! In the Wisconsin Idea Terry Tunks . PSGA President spirited the organizations name. secondly is the misconception by the student body that the PSGA office is the office for elected officials and a student's office. This cuts down on the number of students signing up for events posted within the PSGA office. The last great blow dealt to PSGA's chances was the fact that on the last day of Winter Carnival 80 percent of the elected officials of PSGA had to attend a United Council meeting out of town. With all of these factors stacked against them PSGA was able to pull itself up out of a depressing hole; participate in most events, and they were able to total up 250 points. "I tell you, that is 'SPIRIT,' what 1 call real spirit. How about a round of applause. In my opinion, however, you know who the real winners of the spirit award are and that is everyone on campus whose spirit was raised by the participant's joy and exuberance. This spirit could not be confined on campus, but spread affecting everyone who came in contact with one of the persons who had his own spirits raised. Yon Yonson or John Johnson (a.k.a. Franklin Kuczenski) ~ ,: ~j " SO YOU SEE SON IF YOU'LL JUST SPRING FOR TIlE FOOD, HEAT AND ELEc.TRICI'TY. I CAN BUY US A SUPER5PACE-AGE CHROME-PLATED SOLID GOLD HEAT:SENSITIVE LAND-MINE NETWORK FOR THE YARD_" Nobody asked me, but ... 'Passing' may hinder Blacks by Joan Mattox Loopholes. The easy route out, avoiding the seemingly tragic inevitble; making lives more favorable and easier to endure. In view of Black History Month, I've noticed one loophole in particular, something that many negros have done since the time of slavery and still do to. this very day. This loophole is called "passing." This term is used to describe when a negro is so fair and has so many physical features similar to that of a caucasian, that he choses to live the life of one, while at the same time be viewed and treated as such by the rest of society. Most negros who do this are mulattos, a mixture of black and white, but as we all know this would still classify them as negros in the eyes of the law and society. Negros are an oppressed group. They have always. had to face many hardships that caucasians have never even been in contact with, but passing is something that many negros might later regret. The Almost White Boy is a poignant story of the tragic outcome of a mulatto boy's choice to pass. It seems that when people try to pass, they don't stop to consider what they' are leaving as well as what they are heading for. They don't weigh the pros and cons, they just assume it has 'to be better than their present situation. The thought of alienation doesn't even cross their minds but that is a big part of passing. The race from which you are passing from might not want to have anything to do with you once you do cross that line. They might feel it is a direct insult to their family as well as their race if you want to be part of another. You are taking something they have given you and throwing it back into their faces saying that you have found something better. The main character in The Almost White Boy exemplifies this theory. He only passed when the situation called for it until he met this white girl named Dolly, who ultimately persuades him to give-up his black heritage, then discards him in the end. I can't possibly explain to anyone how this story affected me. The boy had done all that Dolly wanted him to do. He had given up most of his black friends. He had denied his black heritage when he was around her friends and family. He had completely forgotten who he really was and became what she wanted him to but the sad part of it is she didn't forget. She remembered what be really was. All he was to her was something she could manipulate. Shefelt he was beneath her because be was a negro. The fact that her friends and family believed him to be white was beside the point. She knew the truth and that truth made a difference to her. She is what I would call at 100 percent bigot. Now what is he to do? Whereis he to go? Going back to his former heritage isn't as easy as one might think it is. He hurt a lot of people in chosing to go that way so why should they just welcome him back with open arms? He is standing on neutral ground between blacks and whites, neither group really wanting to accept him. I feel that it is up to that person if he wishes to "pass." I think that . most who choose this way of Itfe underestimate the consequences. Are you ready to handle the new· found responsibilities of the race to which you are passing? Are you willing and ready to wholeheartedly forget all you have been raised to believe and feel concerning the race you are leaving? The Almost White Boy should have thoughl about these questions before DoUy made a fool out of him. Jennie Tunkieicz ...........•................................•........................ Editor Pat Hensiak " " .."., Campus News Editor Bob Kiesling Community News Editor Jim Nelbaur Feature Editor Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Carol Kortendick " " Sports Editor Dave McEvoy " "."" , Photo Editor Jill Whitney Nielsen , Copy Editor Andy Buchanan " " ··· ,. Business Manager PHOTOGRAPHERS Mike Farrell Advertising Manager Jay c::rapser,Scon Curty, Darryl Hahn, Pat Zirkelbach " Distribution Manager Kristine Odegaard, Ann Rupert. Brenda Buchana~;..: ::.~.: : ,Asst: ,:,us~nes~Man~g~r., _ Ra~ger Is written and edited by students at UW-Parkside and tMY IJI'tI solely respons; blft for its .fldhorlm poHcy and content. Published flVsiy ThursdllY during the academic year eXCflpt during brHIcs and hoIidtJys. Ranger Is print" by the Recine Joumel T1mes. All c~rrespond8nce should be addressed to: Parkside RangttT. University of WtScorlSm-Parkside. 80x No. 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141. Telephonfl (414J 553- 2295 or (414) 553--2287. Letters to the editor wfli be accepted if typewritten. doublll-$paced on sttlnd.d size /NlP8r. Lettets should be less than 350 words and must be signed. with IJ telephone number Includ9d for verification purposes. Names wl1l be withheld upon ~ qUflst. Deadline for letters is Tuesdey tit 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Rsnge' I'fIStlrvf1Sthe right to tldit letters and refuse Itltters conttllning fal. and def"".tOlY conhtnt. WRITERS Karl Dixo~, Na~e Haberman, Darryl Hahn, Kimberlie Kranich Steve Kratochvil, Jeff Leisgang, Robb Luehr Joan Mattox, Julie Pendleton 'Kevi~ Zirkelbach. ' -, , . , ... ~... , , '.' , ., . p;!~~~======--iiiiiiii_ ...... ...:·...·\· ~ d p RANGER 3 Thursday, Feb. 28, 1985 Ban on porn rescinded A ban on X-rated films at UW- Professor David Berkman ch i" . . Milwaukee created such a stir that m f ' . ,a r- It seems that the university was rescinded shortt after an 0 UWM. s .Depar~ment of ~hould not take the lead in narrow- !he ban assed Y Mass Communication, said he un- mg expression," he said. "It is the It was ~ . f' t d b derstood several groups on campus most offensive point of view which The an w~s ,Irs pr~pose. y aske~ the union administration to needs the most protection." the UWM Union s associate direc- consider a ban. It was pre t d b Tw th UW M di K" b Slanat and was passed . se." e y 0 0 er campuses, a I· tor .rr y . Stanat to UPB, which unammously son and Superior have rules una.mmously by UWM's Union passed it." against the screeni~g of X-rated Policy Board ". Later the board "I think that's a poor statement films. or the remaining schools, reversed Its decmoD.. on where we are when the board Oshkosh and Parkside are the only 8ta.nat was quoted as saymg that votes 14-0 against free speech," he two which have screened the films. the Idea came a?out a.fter he said. Parkslde's screening of the Xlearned a campus film society was He said however that similar rated film "Insatiable" this semesplanning to show "Emman~ele;' bans in other cities have been en- ter drew only mild protest, but a and th~t some ~roups may obJe~t t? acted when members of a group, in screening two years ago of "Emmascreemng the f~lm. He als~ ~ald It those cases women, believe they nuele IT: The Joys of A Woman" was not conducive to UWM S Image are being injured by the content 'of was picketed by campus women's ~nd that X-rate~ films are avialable the film. groups. m the community. Although the bans have not been UWM's Union Policy Board is The ban was to h~ve affected upheld in court, he said, they could considering a more limited ban on fil~s ,shown at the Union and dor- prompt other groups to request X-rated films, but Berkman said mitories, but would not have affect- similar bans if they feel a work in- the proposal is unlikely to pass. ed films shown in other buildings. jures them. }'SGA Legislative Feb. 27 was declared Parkside Legislative Awarness Day by the Parkside Student Government Association. The day was designed to raise the level of awamess of students on student legislative issues. The issues involved are at the federal and state level. One of the issues at the federal level is the Civil Rights. Restoration Act of 1985, This act would overturn the Supreme Court decision in the Grove City vs. Bell case. this decision was a narrowing of the interpretation of federal assistance. The effect was that only.those prorams or activities receiving direct . federal assistance need campy with Titile IX. Title IX of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 prohibits sex discrimination in education programs. awareness • • f,S important This had a great impact in tbe development of women's sports at the college level. This decision would also undermine Title VI, which prohibits discrimination on the basis of race, color or national origin; section 504, which prohibits discriminiation on the basis of disability; and the Age Discrimination Act, which prohibits discrimination on the basis of age. All of these Acts are vitally important in the protecting the civil rights of women, the aged, the handicapped and all minorities. The House of Representatives has developed a bill, H.R. 700, that would redefine the jurisdictions of these Acts to include the entire agency or institution' that receives federal assistance. Another bill, S. 272, introduced by Rohert Dole is similar in nature to H.R. 700 but would apply only to educational institutions. The protection students have enjoyed in the past will be guaranteed for the future by having these various institutions answer to student government. The Restoration Act would help to insure that the basic Civil Rights of students will conlinue to be respected wherever they go after Parkside. Students of today can help by calling and writing letters to Senators and Representatives in Wash· ington. For, more information on this and other' student legislation please stop in the PSGA Office, WLLC 0139. NEWS BRIEFS University has hug club A small club at Stanford University believes in reaching out, United Press International reported. But with affection. The Hug Club's motto is "Dare to Hug," and its members walk up to fellow students and hug them, all in the interest of relieving the stress of academics, club members say. Founder Michael McTiegue, a second-year graduate business student said hugging is "a very energizing experience, and you'll probably both smile as a result." "It really does good things for you," he said. People who have been embraced by the group get a card explaining why. "Once people see that, they say, 'OK, fine,' " he said. "We haven't had any complaints." The club, which began last fall, awards 5-, 20- and lilO-hug memberships to those who return cards signed by hug recipients. It took only one day for one member to collect the first too-hug award. Toxic waste is illegal The efforts of the Los Angeles Toxic Waste Strike Force were visible last week as a furniture equipment manufacturer began paying the penalties for burying toxic waste and dumping chemicals into the Los Angeles sewer, Time magazine reported. The company, American Caster, had to pay $40,000 in fines and cleanup costs, and two of its executtves » President Carl De La Torre -and Vice President Ramon Garroba - are serving a jail sentence. The company also had to place a full-page ad in the Los Angeles Times, explaining that the two executives were in jail as a result of the conviction. "Warning," the ad read, "The illegal disposal of toxic wastes will result in jail. We should know. We got caught!" O'Neil bawls out the kids The controversy over a South African professor who decided not to speak at UW -Madison last week because he feared a disruption is not a First Amendment issue, UW President Robert O'Neil said. Associated Press quoted O'Neil as saying it would have been a clear first amendment case - a conflict of civil and free speech rights - if professor Pieter Claassen "had pressed his right to appear in response to an invitation." O'Neil told the Wisconsin Intellectual Freedom Coalition thai be supported a review of Ihe UW speaking policy to fmd ways to reduce intimidation against speakers. Phillips here to "tell it the way it is" Truth, Gwendolyn Brooks and cation because I spend eight years Aretha Franklin. becoming a member of the legal Phillips' talk. included the irnpor- profession," she said. "But I "It's not my purpose to make tance of the family in black culture, remain in awe 0f those wh0 acb!ieve others feel comfortable. I have to black women in history and a de- without refinement or higher traintell it the way it is," said former scription of her own life as a ing." Wisconsin Secretary of State, Vel woman and a black in a white The woman Ph·II"ups descnlbed .IS Phillips as she echoed the words of man's world. Fanny Lou Hamer, horn m. M·ISS.ISone of her idols, Fanny Lou Hamer, "The national theme of Black sippi. Hamer worked in the cotton during a speech given at Parkside History Month is Afro-American Iirelds for f·Ilt y years un tiIl sehaits on Monday, Feb. 18 for Black His- Family: Historical Strength for the her J.Oh when she regi.s ter ed t0 vote. tory Month, sponsored by the Black Future," Phillips said. "People Hamer was heatiedn severe y an Student Organization. don't give us the credit we deserve jailed for her civil rights activities. Phillips was born and raised in for our unity, but our unity does She worked for the Student Non-vi- Milwaukee. She was the first black exist because of our oppression." olent Co or d inahn.g Comml ·tt ee woman to graduate from the VW Black churches and black music (SNCC) and eventually ran for con- Law School , the first black and first have also helped keep the black gress from her horne stat e. woman to be elected to the MiI- family together. "During sIavery, "H er war ds revea I the str ength , waukee Common Council, the first the church was the only place bitterness, true gn.t an d courageous black to serve on the Wisconsin Ju· where we could be together away determination that seha h d ," Phil . tained during her h·Id for the presl.- (women ,s) J,Ohn was three floors up diciary, the first woman to be el~ct· from whites," she said. "Even to- lips said after reading an excerpt dency that it was easier to be for- or three floors down. I would check' ed Secretary of State, and the fIrSt day's black music has its roots 1. 0 from one 0fIla' mer s speec hes. "I gi.ven for b·emg hla ck than for be·Ing It before I went ,·n, but .'t made all black ever elected to statewide con- the church." had.the great honor to meet her a woman. She cited her experience the papers." slitut,·onal off.·ce. She is also listed Phillips said the aim of the twice and 0 f· lOtrod·uc10g her at a as aldennan as proo f. "Th e men on B·Itt·erness IS not some thing Phil - among Wiscollsin black women Smithsonian exhibit is to highlight speech." Hamer died of cancer, tbe city council could not accept lips feels. "My final message to all who have persevered against the accomplishments of famous and ob- which Phillips believes was con· my being a lawyer and a woman, black women is never to forget the odds, a list compiled by the Wiscon- scure black women who achieved nected to the beatings she suffered. . especially when they had wives tragedy of history or racism, but sin Humanities Co~mitlee. It is ~n against the odds. "The country has "The plight of the black woman who had to wait for their hushands put history in its proper perspechonor she shares Wlth, a~ong ot - its own group and then each state is not something new," Phillips to come home and drive them tive, because the future is in our ers, Parkside education professor chooses its g~up," she said. All the continued. "But black w~e~ c~rry around because they didn't know hands. Barbara S~ade. women on the Wisconsin list have the double burden of dlscnnuna- how to drive," she said. "When I get really depressed, as . The petite mother of two"d~ar. had advanced education or training, tion because of their race and the Phillips also made headlines everyone does, I dial a certain telerled to a lawyer, spoke a~~s ~ but the woman Phillips chose to prejudices that exist against when she decided to use the bath- phone number and a voice says, display .spo~sored by the Sn~llt om· hi hli ht in her talk had no higher women." . ~ room nearest the city council cham- 'Good morning, Vel Phillips an InstItutIOn that pays tribute to edg t Phillips said she agreed w.ith bers, even thQugh it was tradition- YWCA.' Th~~ I can make it " great black ~omen of hl~Ory, Ill- ~~akn'::',;.the value of higher edu- Rep. Shirley Chisholtn, who main; ally a men's room. "The nearest through the day." <.cludmg Harriet Tubman, Journer • .", '1 '" ."1 ~"f-- l.t.A-.f •.I.,~_•• ,~.~"" .•. ",,,, ••. "fIIo'4'~ •• ".'''''''.''''':''~' f .... ' ... tt •••• _.1 4 •• fif J •• I'•. ll I.~~~~~:· :· '.,., . ,., .. ", " ,'.'.... .~'~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ by Karl Dixon Ke'" NeWlI pbolo by FOI'T'eSIMllICbe Former Wisconsin Secretary of State, Vel Phillips ------- si:;'~;~1ebrates anniversarYof journal1 "The Journal of Geological Education," a major periodical published at Parkside for geology educators throughout the world, has celebrated its loth anniversary at the university. Parkstde geology professor James Shea, editor 01 the wellknown publication, one or only two of its kind in the world, said the journal has a circulation of about 2,200 and reaches geology professionals in the United States and many foreign countries, including the Soviet Union, India, Japan, Korea, Australia, canada and Brazil. Funded by the National AssOCiation of Geology Teachers, the journal was established in 1951 at Lawrence University in Appleton, Wis .• aod has been passed on to geology educators-turned~ton at major institutions, including Indiana University, Colorado State University aod the University of Texas-Austin. parkside is the smallest institution in the last 25 years to produce the journal and has kept it the longest. The colorful, slick-papered publication, which features articles written by leading geologists in the U.S. and abroad, is printed at the Angel Lithographing Co. in Racine and mailed from the Kenosha Post Office. Tbere are five issues a year. Carl Lindner ,t. .. RANGER z::: Shea is aided by Parkside technical assistant Francis Menden who, using a word_processing program, types articles selected and edited by Shea into a computer which produces "camera ready" copy. The journal runs numerous black-andwhite pictures, charts and illustrations as well as front-covet color pbotos. Recenty, the publication boasted a large, live-panel color fold-out sbowing a cross-section of the earth's crust. "That's our version of a centerfold," Shea said. The journal, which typically runs Th to 100 pages in length, features diverse articles. Recent story subjects include geologic time, the use of slides to teach geomorpbology (the study of the earth's surface), the pleasures and perils of geologica! treasure-bunting in Ireland, a historical review of mineralogy. increasing student interest in earth science laboratories througb a fieldoriented approach. and teaching computer aided petroleum exploration techniques to undergraduate geology students. The journal also features ongoing editorial departments. There are geology-related book and film reviews. numerous regular and contributing columnists, and an announcement section, all for the geoscientilicaUy inclined. Lindner Poet finds success "Shooting Baskets" "Shooting Baskets in a Dark Gymnasium," a collection of poems by Parkside Englisb professor Carl Lindner, has been published in hard cover by Linwood Publishers, of North Charleston, South Carolina. The book is the third volume of .poems by Lindner, wbo also bas published nearly 100 poems in some two dozen poetry publications throughout the nation. Lindner will read poetry from the book at 1 p.m. ~; -- 654-5179 Amm'!c!aIIns a''t''their best. Become an officer inthe Army National Guard, Take our College Student Officer Program part-time while you go to school full·time. Get management experience and a good paycheck every month. And be a Second Lieutenant by the time you graduate. Then you serve just one weekend a month and two weeks each summer. For more infonnation call: on Wednesday, March 6. in the Overlook Lounge of the Library- Learning Center. The reading is free and open to the public. Lindner says that "Shooting Baskets in a Dark Gymnasium" serves as a metaphor to describe his feelings about life. "You have to go by your instincts," he says. That viewpoint is expressed boldly in the book's title poem: "In this dark/dream of cave/space- cold/presses on/you the way· /nigbt attacks a candle/ ...you go by touch." Lindner actually has "shot baskets in a dark gymnasium." As a youngster growing up in the Bronx of New York City, Lindner, a passionate schoolyard basketball player, would shoot baskets alone in a school gymnasium in the evening, before the lights were turned on. In an introduction to Lindner's book, Parkside English professor Alan Shucard writes: "For all the ... , . " .,. darkness, there is no need to fear Carl Lindner's 'Dark Gymnasium.' Every poem bespeaks a deep human sensitivity harnessed to language that is both familiar and surprising... It is the virtue of this collection that it teaches us to see in the dark the way tbe best poetry always does." The 50-poem book is available in this area at Martha Merrell's Bookstore in Racine, B. Dalton Bookseller in Racine's Regency Mall, Parkside's Campus Store, Woodlawn Pattern Bookstore in Milwaukee and the University Bookstore in Madison. Cost is $7.95. Lindner attended tbe City College of New York (CCNY), earning a bachelor's degree in physics and a master's degree in English. He later moved to tbe Midwest where be earned a PbD degree in Englisb and American literature at UWMadison. Otber books of poetry by Lindn~ are "Vampire," published bySpoon River Poetry Press, and "TheOnly Game," publisbed by Red W.. th~ Press. A member of the Parksidebc· ulty since 1969, Lindner h.l<lsthe rank of associate professorofEnglish. He teacbes poetry writing, Englisb composition, AmeneaDlit· erature and Americanculture. He bas publisbed nine essaysin ~hnl· arly journals on writersandlitera· ture. His poems have appearedin Southwest Review,TheGreensboro Review, Kansas Quarterly,Four Quarters, MississippiReviewT,l!~ Bellingham Review, Cincinnah Poetry Review, Cott •• wood Review, Tbe Beloit poetry Journal The Colorado Quarterly, South: Poetry Review and Southern manities Review.amongother publications. Ranger needs writers ,I ••• _.: ' " .' Fuller speaks by Karl Dixon Tbroughout history there has been black resistance to white oppressionand the current social conditionsmay prompt a resurgence of more active resistance, said Wisconsin Secretary of Employee Relations Howard Fuller. Fuller spoke last Wednesday, Feb. 20 on the topic "Black History: A History of Struggle and 0ppression", sponsored by the Black Students Organization in conjunction with Black History Month. Fuller was born in Milwaukee and graduated from North Division Higb School. He attended Carroll Collegeon a basketball scholarship and was the first black man to graduate frotJl that school. He went on to earn a master's degree in social work, and became the spokesman of the civil rights movement for North Carolina. His name was placed on a CIA blacklist, and 5 Thursday, Feb. 28, 1985 out on a history of struggle he was arrested several times for his activities. In 1976 he returned to Milwaukee and in addition to his work as part of the Earl Administration, has been active in the Ernest Lacey and Daniel Bell legal battles against the city. Fuller began his talk with the topic' of slavery. "It really irks me when people don't want to discuss slavery," he said. "You have to discuss slavery to discover what this country is all about." Fuller said that the first black people came to this country as indentured servants along with poor whites. Racism developed because slavery was discovered to be the most economical method of running things. "The white people tried to reconcile their differences between their [udeo-Chnstian beliefs and the dehumanization of slavery by convincing themselves that blacks were savages," he said. "Then it became 1:heir Christian duty to own us and save us." Fuller went on to say that tbe Declaration of Independence really did not solve the problem of racism that had existed earlier. "Remember that black people were only counted as three-fifths of a person," he said, "and the men who wrote the Bill of Rights and the Declaration of Independence were slaveowners. " While the struggle against black oppression existed from the beginning, Fuller said that the lirst collected ellort of resistance was seen during the 1960's. "Black people began to really appreciate their African heritage, and the Afro became important," he said. "The college campuses were so much more vibrant then," Fuller continued. "Social movements existed and people were writing poetry and arguing about important issues." The reasons for being in col- Dr. Ogbu Visiting scholar While developing his studies about "Individual Differences; The differences 01 Culture," Dr. John Ogbu, a professor at UC-Berkely, realized the most important question he will ask when studying is "Whyare things the way they are?" Ogbu applied this question to his own studies, asking why do some people do well, while others don't. He found that some' groups almost always do well, others never do well, and some are unexplainable. In his presentation Ogbu discussed minority students and the differences there are in them. "An essential factor in understanding the development of any group will go farther than what any test can say. We must go beyond what test performance says and strive to understand the (dynamic) history of each group." Ogbu broke the groups of minorities into two different categories, immigrants and involuntary. Irnmigrants were described as those with an attachment to a primary culture, who would regard themselves as merely different from the majority. Involuntary castelike minorities, on the other hand, regard themselves Are you going round and round? lege were also dillerent then, he said. "When I was in college, people were there because they lelt that they had a social responsibility instead of trying to find the highest paying job." Fuller said that the most important thing to remember about the '60s is that it is now the 80's. "Racism still exists today, but it's not as cold and as crass as it used to be:' he continued. "There are more covert ways, like institutional racism, that are much less identiliable." "I'm not saying that something is going to happen or if it does, what form it will take, but the objective conditions for blacks today are worse than they were in the 19605:' he said. "If the cutbacks that have been proposed by the administration go through, you are going to see some real difficulties in the quality 01 life." Howard Fuller explains group differences "Minority students find it easy to believe that if they act a certain way, or if you change in a certain way, you will no longer be accepted. " - Dr. Ogbic as opposition to the majority. In a flowchart, Ogbu explained what happens to the difference between the minority groups. For the most part an immigrant is free of conflict and mistrust and is adaptable or change oriented. Their affective dissonance is low and their aspiration and performance level leaves high effort optimism. The Involuntary castelike minority is resistant to change and has dilficulty crossing cultural boundaries. Their affective dissonance is high and their aspiration and performance level leaves low effort optimism. Ogbu sited some very basic problems within the involuntary castelike minorities, "Blacks and Chicanos do not see much opportunity alter school. Because of that, they do not invest much effort in schooling, although they know what it takes to do well, they seem unconcerned." Ogbu explained that when talking to younger students he found that most of them felt Orientals had two things going for them, they were born smarter and they worked harder. The Americans who are mernhers of a majority "don't have to Aid cuts not big by Jill Whitney Nielsen Are you going around and around trying to decide on a major or a career to go into after you graduate? A workshop primarily for freshman and sophomore studen.ts will be offered in March which WIll give you some ideas on how to clarify your educational or care~r plans. The daytime workshop WIll meet for three sessions on March 20, ~2, and 25 from 1 to 2 p.m.; the evening workshop will meet for two sessions on March 21 and 26 from 5 to 6:30 p.m. Participants can sign up for either the day or evening session. Making choices consists of many different interrelated aspects. Some of the topics which will be disc~s~· ed in the workshop include particlpants' interests, values, pe~o.nal characteristics, skills and abilities, lifestyle goals, the decision-making process itself, and making ~n ~cbon plan Resources for gathering mformatian about careers will be pointed out as well as ide~ on ho'." to enhance skills and gam expenence in a career field. It is necessary to sign up for the workshop in advance. Studen~ who sign up. for the workshp WIll be given an interest mvent?ry to be completed prior to the first workshop. In order to sign up, call Heverly Burnell (553-227 d 6l'ScBrabh~ra L son (553-2122), Wen 1 net er (Sa:3-2496), or Gail Zimmerman (553-2318) by March 19. The workshop is sponsored by Career Plan- . g and placement, Student De- ~~opment, and Community Stu~ dent service.s_.". . ....., .. .. .,........ ............. . , . "It is inconceivable that Congress would accept all the fin.anci~l aid changes because education is the backbone of the progress in this country," stated Jan Ocker, djrector of financial aids. "I think a lot of parents and students because of the media on the pro~sed cuts, have decided that they're not going to apply," stated Ocker. However, most students will not be affected for the 85-86 school year. According to Ocker, Congress has already approved more funds for the 85-86 year because financial aid is forward lunded, that is, approved in the prior congressional year. "We don't expect any recisions of authorized funds," stated Ocker Ocker is also optimistic about Iinancial aids in future years. "I don't think we will see the magnitude or quality of the cuts proposed, stated Ocker. "Similar proposals have been brought before Congress in the past three years and they've never passed." Ocker predicted that we may see changes in the Title IV grant program not because 01 the proposed cuts but because the program is up for reauthorization. This program is reauthorized every four years. Ocker also stated that while we may see cuts in the Guaranteed Student Loan programs, it would not be what is proposed. "This may be changed in ways such as higherinterest rates and decreasing the subsidies to hanks. "All in all, I'm very optimistic that the proposed cuts won't be passed," stated Ocker. . work hard, because they know there will be a job for them at some point after school." The disadvantages to this thinking are severe for the minority, as it has left them with a distrust for institutions and a bad taste for education. Ogbu found that the minority students knew what it took to get ahead, but because they saw no direct advantage, they bad no desire to work. harder. Ogbu also pointed out the importance of someone relating or fitting in to a particular group. "One has to consider the importance of cultural group membership and the differences in the group. Minority students find it easy to believe that if they act a certain way, or if you change in a certain way, you will differ from the overall group membership to such an extent that you will no longer be accepted, no lenger be a part of what was. It is the security that keeps the groups together. "Difference does not simply come from cultural difference," stated Ogbu, "It develops from cultural group membership and from the history of the group." Respite Care! Male or female to babysit for autistic 11-year-oid boy. Hours Ilexible. Person must be abie to loilow behavioral program and interact comfortably with disabled children. Experience helpful. Training available. CaD E8ea at Develop ... '" tH.abIIItiN Servic:e Ceater 657-6185 L. Tb\lndlly, F.eb. 23, 1985 •• r .".'~. W.j~' . p.S.G.A Constitution . paid adverlisemenl paid advertisement We. "'e 'lit,mnts 01 the University of WlscOl'l'li,n P.rkil~ do ~r.by org,)mu ourulve-\ punuanl 10 WiSConSin Stalute »09lS) "nd Ihe p"rkSJdf' StUdent Govern menl AUOC.a"on '1'1< CornolltultOti Art • 1 ,1'1' Ihe rn,u'Wwr S~ lorlt! '" Ih,.. conSltluhorl and selKI our rt'Pr~enlat;yes 10 p;!Irhc,pllle In 'Mtotuf,onol' gOVe"l"nllnce II'\' Ine rnamer sel forth M{OW we ,nvnt ~ powf't5 of thiS consl,Iul,on In tne Parks,ae Sludent Govffnmenl Anoc'al,on Inc All prevIOus P.rllslck Slu<lfl\1 Government Associafton COl'lst,h,lflOf\'!o S1Iall ~ nuU al'\d yo.a upon '."',cal,on of tn,s conS"tutlon on Mo/lrcl'l S and 6, 1910 T!'l;s consloluhon Sholll bl' Ine sole ~1,lul'on 01 P.rks,de Sfv<lenl Govl!'f"nment Au.oc'lIhon 11'1<and 11'1.slvdent body ollnd WOIKt only 10 amrndmenlS The ,,!:.rks,de Siudent Gove,nmen' AUOC.a"on. Inc $Nil be ~s,bl4' to tl'le sludfona ot the un,ve!'"$,ty ot w,scons,n Parlu"c:!e "'he ParkSiCIe Siudent Government AuC!C.at,Ol"l Inc sh~1l h~ve l'he powff 10 en lorce and proltcl Ihe follOWing ar1icles bv ~""'9mot,ons. rM<Mut,gnS Of" lak,"'i! le<;lal ac"on 10 .nsure Ihat 00 sludent·s nghts are VIOlated ThOSe sludents seeking pos,llonS in Ihe Parks.M Siudeni Govemment Associalion, Inc (P S G A, Inc I musl tulfill all requremenl$ 01 thai Oflice in accordance wllh Studenl L,le Ehg,b,I;IV Cnle"a specified in ttle Senale R.UIM AR.TlCLE 1 Sf,ctlon ,. All leg,sla"ve powers gran1ed ~em shall be vMled ,n ttle ~le of Ihe PSGA.lnc Swion 1. TI'IeSenate 01 Ihe PSG A • Inc. shall ConSI"t of 11 studef'lt members. hall of which w,ll be e!tcled in Ihe spring and halt in ttle 'an, whoulerm shall be for OM vear. SKl'lon 1. The ~te of the PSG" A., Inc. $l'lall chooSe their own olficers and also a President Pro Tempore 5",i_ t. In lIle absence of ttle Vice Prftident of PSG A • Inc. Wl"oO shall be !tie pt'ftident of 1M ~n.lle. 1M Prnident Pro Tempore s"-11 be ttle PrftnHnl of ttle senate. The President PrO Te!'n9Of"e shall be a WWltor and snail be " mflTlber of all ~"te CommlnMS wtIWt VM06nc:ift happen in 1M r"9'neft· tat.on fn)tn any at large w-t, the prnident Pro Tempore shall fill ~ vauncie-5 wIth rM' conC'V,","u of • simple majority of It'le enUre leQislative brancll of tf\e P.S.G.A. Inc. SKt'-" S. A simpl .. majority of the total senate shaU constltule a qVOf"um to do busiM'$s kdlon a. The Senate of the P.S.G."'.' Inc. sn.1I11a .....the powfl' to determine the rulft of ih; proc;:Mdlt'9$, ce-nwre Ih; member'S tor" di$OrcMrlV condvd and. wilt'l the concvrrence of two thirds CIt the entire senate. eliPI'! a member. Ttoe sena~ shall keep a iovmal of its pt'ocHdi~, 6f'd publish tM same mono tt1ly at tile minimum, a copv af tne iournal shall be available tor rl'Yiew by the public in the P.S.GA, Inc. offiCes.. TI'II' SI'na" of ttle P.S.G.A, Inc. snail meet al an ftf~blished place and time 1'\0 less It'lan onu a WHtl. cNrlng me fall and spring wml'Sters, and no ,"'s than once a month during the wmmer H'$slon. Upon presentation of a pelition by a simple maiorltyof tt1e entll'e Senate a meeting "tlalt be called by the Vice Prnident or in ttle use of ltle Vice Prnident's absel'lCe 1M Prftident Pro Tl'n'lpore shall have ttle responsibili1v to call a mHfI~llt'lin ... hours. IedIon 7. 8m. miy e1t1'lef orlglnata In the $en8l'8 or be Mfll to the SanaNl Irom the a.ecutrY8 branch of the P.S.G.A.,lnc. Evoery bill. oroer, reaocMutlon or YOMl on which the conevr· renee 01 the Sene. Is nec:MMI'Y shall Nve p.-ed the s.nete by a t;lmp!e m-sorttY and ~ be pt'eMnNld 10 the President ot lhe PS.GA. Inc. before It ... effect. t1 the Pt. 1ide1'11 ($OM no4 approve. he/-"e shall ~ It beCk to the s.n.te tor r«:orl.ldenltlOn wl1h tIII/her reasonl lor re;ecbon. It .• ttar IUCh rec;onlldaral,on, •• impla maJorItY of the entire senate shall agr .. to pall the bMI. It hIIl bet;;OmtIt.w. But in aM .uch e..- the __ 01 5enal'8 shill be detennlnecl by a roll call vote, IrK! the names of persons ¥cling tor aIld .Mtthe bill sMll be entered Itt the IourMi of the SenaNl. It any bill shall not be retvrnecl by the P'rIoai6eftt 'Iri1tlln t«I .. hooI ~ ...... t1 "- be4ln pr.-nNld 10hlm/l*, ttte -.ne ahafI bec:ome laW. in the mMlner IS if f*/tM f\ad Iignecl it. All p~ 01 1M Sen." ot the P 5.0."'. Inc shall be Mnt to the .l.ecutiW b.-nth tor incorporation purpoeea. It the President wtoMI the Ieglalation ..... /.1Mi shall .-nd it back to 1M Senate. A two-ttIlrds YOta of the entWtt Senate 'hall be req~ to override the Vato. SKtIen" TM Senale shan ha"e ttl .. powe1' to make moUons, rnetlvilonS, Of'" take leQal actions whiCh shall be necessary and pn)pef' fOf'" carryl"9 into eJ.ecvtion the fon9Olng powers. lind "II othef" powers vl!'5led by Ih,S consiliution ,n tne PSG A , Inc 5ecttOft •. The ~te of the PSG A , Inc VI"U have the pawer to ame<'ld Ih'S con· st,lullon by iI 1\Il1'O trllrds vote OJ Ihe enhre seoere In the event 01 an amendment being p,lssed by It'le s..nale, said amendment shall be placed on Ihe b.lIllot ot Ihe nellt election. It Ihe studenls conhrm the amendment by a Simple majOrity vole, it $I'Ialt be added 10 the Conshtuhon If Ihe students vote against ,t, It'le amendmenl w.1l be deleled In lfIe event the Serl"le oaes nol conf,rm Ihe proposed ame-ndment saod amendment Will nol appe"r on Ihe b.lIllol Tneproponent ot an "mendment tnat '50 turned down mal'. " I)e or sIl .. so C!'lOOSes.lOllOW lfIe procedures sel UP ,n Ar hcle V, Section '2 v.'hen "mendmenlS "re up lor approval ltlev shall ap(lear on the October ~nd M<lrch ballots In caws of urgencv, " special retef"etldum mal' be held al any lime. section 10. The senale shall n"ve tne sole power of Impeacllmenl and lfIe power to try all ,mpeachments When silt'"9 tor that purpose Ihey shall be of oaln or affirmation. When Ille President of the PSG A, Inc. is tried Ille Ch,ef Jvstice of Ihe Judicial court $l'lal1 preSide. and no person shall be con vlcled wllhoul Ihe concvrrence of Iwo Ihllds of the enille Senate Judgemenl in clSes 01 ,mpeachment shall not exlend furlhef" than remov,,1 Irom olf,ce lind dl~uallhc"lion to hold and enjoy any Oflice or position ltIal the PSG A, Inc h"s juriSdiction over, ap· po,nlmffll to. or elK lion for Impeachment $I'IaU not begin until two thirds of Ihe entire Senate 01tM P S.G.A , Inc have vOled to hold an .mpeachment hearing Sect.on 11. R.oberts Rules ot Order shall gDvl!'r"ro the procet"d,ngs of all Parkside Student Government Association. Inc. meetings except when inconsistent with the Constitution of til .. PSG A , InC. AR.TICLE II Section I. All ellecutive powers, wltllin this article, shall be ve-5ted in ltle PreSident of ltle P,a~rksid.e Siudent Government Association. SK'I~ 1. The Presldeflt snail hOld office dvrll'fG ttle term of OM yHr toQt:th.er with the Vice.Presldent whO will be cnosen tor Itte $oIme term. They shell be eli9ible for r .. · el«tion and sllall not ~e more than '2 CClnHCutive termS. Before It'le Pres,deI'lt and th.. Vice· PresiOent elect enters on ltle it'llecutiQn of ': .. oflice of the PrHoi6ency or Vice·PrHoidMCY. M or $he sholl take tile following oath: "I dO solemnly swear tor affirm) Itt.,f will faitl'lfullv ... ecvt .. the office 01 Pre-5ident tor Viee.Presidentl 01 ttle Parks,de Stu.,,1 Government Associalion Inc. and will to ttl .. besl of my ability prHoerve. protect and delend the constllvlion and actions of the Parkside Student GO'Ief"nmeitt Association Inc." The Prftident of' It'le P.S.GA .• Inc. shall atso be able to draw compensation while in aftice, It'Ie amount of WhiCh shall be deter· mined by a majority vole af the entire Legislative brancll of the P.S.G.A., Inc. This compensation can be svspende<l by ttle senate while the President is on trial for purpows of 'mpeachment. If, however, aner im· pNchment ptOCeedin9S the President is tovnd to be innocent. all benefits will be paid to h,m/hef" retrooctlv. from the date of 5l,I$peOsion. Increases in compensation will not be awarded to a PrMident wttile in oHice unlfts tMo/she is re.elected to another term of office or 10 hls/Mr immed,ate successor, "I wttieh time such bene1ils \III'Ouldbegin 10 be •mplemented. All increases must be approved bv a ma!orlty CIt the entire Senate. Upon re-5ign.ltion or removal Irom office or inabiHtv to diKllarge power and dvtiM ot ttle Presidency. the Vice· President shall assume tf\e office of President of the P.S.G.A .• InC. and shall meet Ihe constitution,,1 requirements of the PresideflCY of tn .. P S.G.A, Inc. . SI'ct~ 1. Tile PresidE'f'lI shall have tne power by "nd with the advice "nd consent of the majorily 01 the P.lO.G.A., If\(. Senate to nominate and appoint th .. trea~urer, corresponding secretary and all other ottlcef"$ of the ellecutive branch oIIhe P.S.G.A.., Inc. and all sIVde\'lt !ud9fl, with Ihe consent of two· It'Iirds 01' th .. entire ~te. The President VIall have the power to llne- Item veto specific portions of Senate bills. He/she mal' Ilne·item veto the P.S.G.A., Inc. budget, but shan not IIne·ltl'n'l VflO the 5egregated Fe. Budget. The President may not veto lI'gislatlon or anI' portion of It. PMHd bV the Sl'nate which deals with the senate Proc;:edural Rul",. Regulations or Senate aPPOintment's. T~ President sholl nave ttle power to requore written r'fports from all standing or ~lal eommlttHS ancl individuals to whom resportsibillties 1Ia ..... bHn delegated wllhin the P.S.G.A., Inc. "net shall be reqvired to fumi$l'l written rl1lOtts on his/her ellecutlve aclivil'M 10 the teg,slative briH"Kh of the PSG A. Inc by a maio"Iy vole 01 tne seoete Any requiledwrillen reporls shan be r('QuMled ,n writing and shall be received WIthin one week of Ihe presentation ot sucll reQuesl 10 tt\·· PS G A , Inc. member being rl'QUlled 10 lurnish the report. The President shan have the power, by and w,Ih lhe ad"ice and consenl 01 the Legisl"tive branch of the PSG A , Inc. 10 sign contracts, provided that a maiorllV 01 Ihe entire senate concurs The Presidenl s",,11 draW VP ttle p.S.G.A .• Inc budget and send it to Ih .. Leqislalive branch of tile PSG A , Inc. for approval. The Presidenl $I'Ial1 lake c"re Ihal the consl,lution 01 Ihe P.S G A" Inc. aM itS by· l"wS be faltflful1y elleculed The President. \lice President and "II of· tiCef"S of the PSG A, Inc. shall be removed from office tor derellctlOO 01 duty or failure to lake care Ih"llhe constitullon ollhe p.S.G.A., Inc and lIS by I"""" be f"ilhlullv elleculed. Section 4. The President 01 the p.S.G.A., Inc shall nominale studenl appointees to "II lac:ulty cOCIlhed committees with" simple majority of Ihe enlire Senale nee<led for "POrov,,1 "nd shall publ,sh such vauncies in Ihe sludent nll'W~p"per Section ~. The treasurer of Ihe P.S.G A., Inc sh,,11 keep recordS and reciplS on all ellperll;l<!uresotan P S G.A., Inc. monies and sh"l1 m"ke such records public. ARTICLE III Section 1. All judlC,,,1 powers 01 the PSG A, Inc. sh,,11 be vesled in judiciarv court, and in lower courls 1h"t the Senate of the PSG A. InC, may estobllsh. The jvdges, of all courls. shall maintain good behavior and char"cter during their lerms of office. Section 2. The judiciI I court shall consist of lour jvdgM and one Ch,ef Justice. Student members 01 the jvdicial branch of the P.S.G A, Inc. SNn be University of Wisconsin. Parksid .. sludents, and must be confirmed bv the Chancellor of the University ot Wisconsin Parkside aner a two·thlrds "pproval bV Ihe enlire Senale of the P.S.G.A., Inc. ApPOIntments to the jUdicial brandt of Itte P.SG.A~ Inc., shall be for three VUlrs. Sedtotl 1. In the case of deciding tile con- !tlilutionalilvof' ttle "ctions ot ttle P.S.G.A .• Inc. the decisions shall be binding on ell partin involv,ed, "nd shan be lorwarded to Ihe dl'signated d~c,plin"ry he<ld of the ad· mlnistrative br"nch 01 the University of Wisconsin. PorkSide on 10 ttle appropriate authorities for impl ..mentation. ARTICLE IV s.ctlon 1. The P.S,G .•. , Inc .• subiKI to the responsibilities and powers of the Board of R.eqents, It'Ie President of the Universltv of Wisconsin syslem, the Chancellor of It'le Unive!'"sitv of WiKonsin . P"rkside, and ttle lacvlty of the University of Wisconsin Park$lde VIall be active participanh; in th .. immedi"le governance 01 and policy development t.,.. such inslilvtions. As svch, ~ .. P.S.G.A. shall have primary re-5pon· slbllltv lor the formvlation and review of policies concerning S1udent Ille, servicn, and interests. As svcl't, the P.S.G.A., Inc. Shan be ttle sole representative student group of the sludents of the Univl!'r"sitV of Wisconsin . Parkside allowed to particip"te in in· slitutional govemance. SUB-AR.TlCLE I Section 1_ The P.S.G.A., Inc., in con· sultalion. with the Chancellor of the Univer. sitvol Wisconsin· Parkside and subject to the final confirmation of ttle Board Of Regents shan have the responsibilitv for th .. di~posltion of ft'Iose stvdent I ..n which con· st,lute svbstantlal support for campus studenl activitie-5. Sedion 2. An A"iiocatiOrl Commitlee shan be ntabUshed as a subc:omminH of the P.S;G.A .• Inc. Senale. The committee Shell rl!Vtew requ45ts for prognm support "nd budget alloc"tions of the "Uocable portion of ltll:' segreg"ted Univers!ty fH. All action of $o/Iid committee shall be subject to t"e 'final a~roval of the P.S.G.A .• Inc. in conjunction Wlttl It'll' Chancellor of ltl .. University of Wisconsin. Parkside. A. ~EM.ER.SHIP. The Allocations Comm.ttee shall consist of a vollng membl'rs 6 of Whom shall be P.S.G.A., Inc. senators' The remaining 2 shan be chosen by th~ stud~t body of the University of Wisconsin _ Parkslde: one elected in the spring. one e1ecte<l In tile fall. Threl' P.S.G.A .• Inc Senators shall be chosen in the spring and ltlree. shall. be chosen in the fall by blind drawI"9 of ~nterested P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators The dnwlng Shall be conducted by the Judicial Br.anctt of ttle P.S.G.A .• Inc. Th .. t~m of office shall be one year. The com. mitt .... shall elect Its own chairperson alter each spring election. In addition the A~sistant Chancellor for Educationai Ser. v.ces. Assistant Chancellor for Ad. . I 'at'on "nd Fiscal Atfai,rS, and the ~~~~~o~nlro;lle'r> enav 511 w,th ~~e ~;m~ atee as non voting members. OU . :cancv occur on the Allocations comr,:"ttee the following procedures ShT"I~bepor~se:t the \ Tile PreSIdent Pro e . . P S G.A., Inc. Sen"te, In co"-SUll~."on With the Chancellor or designee, w,ll 1111a".'y un~ cupied senatorial seat with the conflrm"tlon ot Ihe p.S.G.A" Inc. Senate. . 2 The President of the p,S.GA,. I,,:c., .n con"sult"lion with.the Chancellor or deSignee, shall appoint td any at.large seat on the . Allocations commitlee. Tne p.S,G.A .• Inhc. Sena Ie does nof need to approve t e President·S appointment. 8 PROCEDURES. Upon the call of Ihe Cha~ce1l0r and the presidenl of ltle p.S.G,A .• tnc. the CommiltH sh,,11 a".'nuallv prep"re recommendationS on the d.SbUrwl of the Segregaled UniverSlfy Fee. Should !he p.S.G.A" Inc. concur in Ihe recommend"tlon, Ihe President of p.S.G.A., Inc, sn,,11 SO advise the Chancellor and Chairperson 01 the AllocationS commillee. Should the Chan· cellor concur in the p,S.G.A .• Inc. ~ec,!m. mend"tion, he/she shall arrange for ,ts 1m· plemenl"lion. Should the Chancello.r .not concur, Ihe provisions under negot.atlons snail be used, Tne Senate may not amend. the Allocalions Commillee recommendatIon. R.eieclion cf the Committees' reco~· mendalion takes a '213 vote 01 the entire Sen"te In Ihe case of reiect.ion bV the Senate, Ihe reaSOns for rejection shall be "greed to and lorwarde<! to the Chairperson of Ihe Aliocalions Committee. The AlI.oC"tions Committee shall reconsider its recom· mendalion "nd again lorward it to the Senate. C. NEGOTIATIONS. The President of the p.S.G.A., Inc.. the Chairperson of S.U.F.A.C. and the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate or their designees (who must be members of the p.S.G,A .• Inc.) shalL be representatives of the p.S.G.A .• Inc. in eny consultalion with the Chancellor or hiS/her designee in dealing with the p.S.G.A., InC. Allocations Committee. If the President Pro Tempore of' ttle p.S.G.A., Inc. Senate is a membef" of S,U.F.A.C. t.hen ltle Seriator with the-mosl seniority of the P.S.G.A .• Inc. senate will assume the duti~s of the ·Pro Tempore In negotiations with the Chancellor. . If the P.S.G..-A.• "''le. "nd the. Chancellor ClU)nQt reconcile their differences in ttle allocation of fh" ,alloceble portion' of ~ segregated Univfl'$,ty Fe@S.Nth will submif a ~t of recommendations to ttle 80ard Of Regents lor final disposition. D. DUTIES. The Allocations Committee Shall Mve primary resPOflslbility in settinljl the allocable portion of ttle ,-ulliliary budljlet and to insure prop:e.r mon ..tary expenditure-5 in total and wllhln bUdQetarv categories. The AlIoc"tions Committee shell meet year round to review the allocable portion· of - the segregated Fees 8udget aCCOrding to the procedures set up in the Senate R.ule-5. SU8 ARTICLE II Section 1. A standing Senate Committee. the StUdent Organization Council, Shall be establiShed consisting of It'Ie Presidents (or their designees) of all stUdent organizetlons who Choose to participale. Section 2. No student shall be denied membersllip to. arty on-campus organizatIon for .reespns. 0: race, color, religious creed, nat.'o:nal ongtn. sex, past criminal record. political beliet. political action. or sexual prefer ence. Section 1. Students shall be free to assemble, to demonstrate, to communicate and to protest individually or through ~ student organ!Z~tion so long "s no lederal, state, or mun.clpal law is violated Section 4. Students shall be fr~e to use Cllmp~s lacilities for meetings of stUdent org~nlzatlons, subject-to uniform regulations to time and manner. governing the facility . S~ction S. Students shall have ttle right to tnVlte and hear speakl!'r"s of their choice and approval·sh"u not be witheid bv the PSG A Inc. or univ.ersity authOrities for pur.' ~~ ~ censorShip. Sedlon a. Affiliation with ~~g;nizatlon S!'all. not in itse~; d~~:~~f~a~ mU it org~nIZa"on from student govern· ;;,;ecognttlon or inStitutional recognition c io~ 1. The stUdent press shall be free ot a:sfrss~~::s~:t~~c~r::~~o;~ef~p C~~~; ow;e:ltOrtal pollcl@S and neWSCoverflge I COrdee:~~I~' The .student press Shan be ~c. States con~:tr~~htS as state.et in the United 5edlon •• Studer;ts . distribute or sell in,:~an tave the rlg!'t to nature thaI does not co:i~c:,on . of a ptlnted of Wisconsin _ Parksid. "',n.W n'gIthcoUnntrivaecrtssi.ty Sed ARTICLE V I Ion 1. Fall elections for ttt PSG nco shall be held the tni d ,e ... A". At that time one h r week of October. from the legi~latlvea~f of tht! representatives ranch as well as one at . SENATORIAL ELECTIONS :\'larch 6th & 7th .. large S.U.F .A.C. seat $hllll be ..Iectecl. Spring elections for 'he P.S.G.A .• Inc. shall be hid during the eighth we6. of the ~ semester. At thaI time the President s:.nng presidenl, remaining legiSlativesea15', or:;'ai . large S.U.F.A.C. seat and five U . operating Board seats shall be elKted nlO!l S~ction 2. The students. upon request:n a pet,tlon With 10 percent 01 the Signalures g I the entire student body, shall have the righl ~ requeSI a constitutional referendum to amen: thiS constItution, or to request an adv'$O referendum. Thl:' petition shall be pr~t~ to both the p~esldent and the Vlce·PtfSid,nt and the Pr_eSldef'lt Pro Tempore of P.S.G.A. Inc. ' Section -3. , I For recall against a Se~a'lH' or oltic., 01 P.S.G ..A., Inc .• aflY Unlversltv of Wisconsin. Parkslde sludent mal' start the petition and anI' University of WisconSin ParkS'd student may sign it. F,lteen percent 1ft :h: Parkslde sludent body must sign the petition 21 The recall petition most have i statement'ol the reason(s) for removal from office. ThiS must deal With actions COmmitlfd in the present term of office. ]) The sludenf(s) Shall preseht the petltion to the S.e~ate .. Upon receiving v.,ilicatiOn 01 the, petition, the Sen"te must immecliatelv nOl,fy the SChool paper lhat a recal! is in progre~ and a special election will take pl"ce. There must be an eleclion within 15 school days aner notification of thl valid petItion is received bV Ille Senate. 4) Upon receiving the rec"n petition Ill' Senate must immediatelv turn II ov., to !hi election committee. The election committee shall heve livedavs to verifythenamesOfl IIIe petition. In tile event that there is no election committee. the Sen"te must aPf)Oint on, within five days. If illegal names are found on the petition, and the number of legal names drop to leu ltlan 1S,*" the elKtfon committee must notify the student(s) WhO presented ttle petition. Upon notificalion, the stvdents hlv, fiv, school .d"YS 10 get the reqvir ..d nvrnber of names. If they lall to dO 50, tl'lelr rlU" petition shall be declared null. At It1I' I'eQllHt of·,,!'e stvdenHs-1 who presented ttl.. petlliOn, the elecfion comminee mVII ShOw ItIat Iht names ar.e illegal. - 'No leg!!1 name can be removed trom Ill' petitiOn after tiling. Onc; .. 1M ,.,.tlOft 11 presente<l to the Senate. it-<annot be wltll •. draWn. A penon can be recalled oniy 0I'ICt l*' offense durinv his/her term in oHice. TtIt person WhO IS cited In the rlCllll petltlOll SlllII have his/Mr name ptacad on ttIt btllOl automafically unll'Ss h../she reSigns. $tudln!l -who wish to.run for tM position $halllo!low normal-eIKtion procedure. - S) If a senetor M Offic ..r resl .. and i& ~ reappointed to a position within It1I' !Wrm" office he/sh .. last held. it Stlall be cOMidlll'td onlv e continuation of his term. ARTICLE VI section I. An applicant shall not be denied adm iSSion to tne University Of WilCOMin . Park$ide for r ..aSOM of race, COIOl'. naliQlltl origin, religious creed. sell. previouS crimintl record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual pref ..r ..nce. S..etion 2. Financlal"id shall not be dtftlH for reasOnS of race, color. natioNl origin, religious cr .. ed, sel., previouS crimin,l record. political b..llefs, political acllon, or sell.ual preference. Section 1. Students are free to t,ke p. ception to the data presented 01' vlew501lf1'td in any course of study and may adVOC,1e alternative opinionS to those presented within Ihe classroom . Seetion 4. All Student DisclpUn,ry mtll," will be processed through Itte UniversltVof Wisconsin Parkside Student Disciplin,ry Procedures Chapter UWS 11. _. s.ctfon S:Stlld8iit5 sheil be evalualtdonlY on Iheir knowledge of the subj'CI and academic perlormance and in turn ,re resP'"'" sible to maintain standards of acac\en'lic ptrfOt. manee established for each eoutlf lItIJ'f I\IVI enrolled In. S.etion e. Qlsclosure of 8tucten18poliIiCII Of perSO!1flt belie!. in connection with coursework 'shall not be made publiC withoutll'APresspet. mission 01 lhe student Section 7. Student recordl on acadt!"ic performance and disciplin8e!"f aetiO"sIII'U btl separate. l"nt aIlIl Sedion •• Information from counl' I 'I,bfr disciplinary files shall not be mtdtav::e p. to persons on or off ca"'f)US wltITOUt cepl pr@ss consent of the student in'i01ved,P; under legal compulsion. . kfPt Section •. All records and InfOf'mat;oivndfIII on liIe shall be readily IIICceslbletolhtl to whom thev pertain. '",10 section 10. Students snail have the~~ec~' be preHn' at all committee m""nos ' affecting tt1e students. ol,M Section 11. Th .. constitutional rl:i':.s con' stUdent, as stated in the united , ,I"" stitution, shall not be denied anyetlf,· University of WiscOnsin' p,rkSl<lf. , ,., " . ...... ;a Child Care Center -Examination of diet by Katby Hart In the past few years, food, nutrition, dieting, poisonous additives and environmental. contanunation have been hot tOPiCS of conversation. Many people bave cbanged their diets for fear of beart dis,:",e, cancer,diabetes, or to lose weight. Anexamination of one's diet and thediet of one's children is a necessity. Diet changes should come out ofa committment to healtb, not for rearof disease; we are all different biochemically and have different nutritional needs. Duringchildhood, certain characteristics of physical appearances and behavior bave heen suggested as indicative of adequate or less than adequate nutrition. Characteristics indicative of less than adequate or poor nutrition include the following: dark circles under the eyes, chronic fatigue, IacI< of endurance, physically weak, dty brittle hair, poor appetite, poor posture, dry skin, pale, irritable, passive, unresponsive, stunted growth,thin and small for age and short attention span. Poorly nourished children may be disadvantaged in educational and learning situations because these characteristics may lead to negative respnses by peers and teachers. Studies show that malnourished children tend to have psychological disturbances such as irritability, apathy and loss of curiosity. Although malnutrition is only one of the many complex factors affecting learning, a sizable number of those who do poorly in school may improve if their diets were improved. The parent who sets out to change his or her family eating habits is likely to meet loud and vigorous oppostiion. A lot of Parents are afraid to take a stand on sound family nutrition. Many are afraid that their children won't love them if they do not provide sweet foods, Providing children with the best foods and teaching them the ways of healthy eating habits are indeed sincere expressions of love. A general eating pattern everyone should follow as part of a life time program of good nurtition is Regents aprove funds for campus students in support of a study designed to assess the needs of sucb students in Wisconsin public and parocbia1 schools. '. .' Parkside education professor Beecham Robinson, wbois th~sen- ior researcher for state-wide study. said themost recent funds are supplementary to $10,000 a~ ~- lier by the Uhrig Foundation 10 Milwaukee. Robinson said the study, begun last fall will be completed late this year. T~ date, 400 public school districts and 200 parocbia1 scbools 10 Wisconsin have been surveyed. The Regents also accepted $1,600 from the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources for an internship project this summer by ~de MBA student Daniel J. Frederick at the 4,500-acre Bong State Recreation Area in western Kenosha County. Frederick: of Paris Township in Kenosha County, will be1p develop an long-range marketing ~tra~ for the Bong recreation SIte . will be supervlsed by Partside busiess professor James RoveIstad, di- ~tor of the university's Center for Survey and Marketing Research and by Bong ~t Bruce Chevis. As a starting polnt for the ject Frederick will use data 01>- r:;;.... tmongb a survey cond~ this spring by one of RoveIstad s marketing research classeS, The Regents also aCcepted $1,500 from S. C. JohnsOn & Son,. Inc. to su rt Parkside's Biom~ neseaprpcob Institute • an inter-di.sciptilsi-ts nary group of Parkside SClen researcJ>iDg a broad range of su... . Is of biomedical in~t 1Oclud- i:sickle cell anemla,. CySb~ fibrosis, cancer and genetic eDgI neering. More than $104,000 in support, of facuItyand student researcb and Instructton at Parkside was accepted by !be UW System Board. of Regents. The Regents accepte<L$83,OOO from !be U.S. Navy's Electronic SystemSCoriunand Office of Naval Researcb for a continuing study by a team of Parkside scientists Into the potential effects of extremely low frequency (ELF) electromagnetic fields on living organisms. . . The researcb, whicb is .being subeontracted through the Dlil)ois institute of Technology, currently involves' exposing the slime mold "pbysarum polycepbalen" to electromagnetic fields at the Navy's ELF antenna site at Clam Lake, WIS. The antenna is designed to facilitate communcation with submerged submarines. The Regents also accepbed $10,- 000 from the National Endowment for the Humanities for an upcoming conference at Parkside titled "A Sense of the Past: Historical Dimensions of Humanism in Renabsanee Britain." The conference, whicb is being organized by Parkside Englisb professor Andrew McLean, a DOted scboIar of ear\y English literature, will feature internationally recogni2ed scbolars from around the world. It will be free and open to public aud will be held on Saturday, Oct. 6. In conjunction with the Parkside conference, a private conference on the topic of bumanism In Renaissance Britain will be beld at the Johnson Foundation's WlDgspread center in Racine, also In earty October. Also accepted by the Regent was '1,500 from the Wisconsin Department of Public Instruction and $50 from the WISCOnsin Association of Educators for Gifted and Talented •IS essential to recommended by Dr. Lendon Smith, author of "Feed Your Children Rigbt." First and foremost, avoid antinutrients, states Smith. According to Smith, an antinutrient is a substance, that "when consumed in and of itself increases the body's need. for more nutrients." Examples of antinutrients are: refined sugar, excessive carbohydrates and artificial additives. Many times the mere elimination of consumption of antinulrients will be all the help the body needs to regulate itself. If a food product has been packaged or processed, stabilized, emulsified, colored or preserved, it is obviously out of nature's hands. Read labels! Antinutrients require B complex vitamins in order to become digested. If vitamin B is not present, the body will use B vitamins destined for use in other organs and may cause a deprived organ to fall ill. Antinutrients tend to cause a rapid rise in blood sugar. the "sugar high." Swiftly a pancreas can cause a sensitive person to become overly tired, depressed 'I. • Thursday, Eeb.. 28, 1985 health I ~g&: pItoce bj Aatr ..-... Nutrition is important to a child's development. and or antisocial. In general, "junk food," when eaten without accompanying vitamins and minerals as found in natural foods, will deplete the nulrients and strength in the body. In this fast paced society it is easy to ignore nutritional needs, skip breakfast, eat a candy bar, ignore labels. The cost is only our hcalth and !be health of our cbiIdren. - ..~. ~-_ ..~..-":; - - - - - - tI,!,,! ~'!' ~ ~ !I'!'II _ ."."..-- Queen Elizabeth 2 setting sail edged as one of the greatest ships in the world. It fealures four restaurants, a casino, six lounges, two nigbtclubs and two ballroo~. The ship also boasts four swimmmg pools, paddle teMis course, a jogging track, a golf-driving range, skeet shooting, a 53lHeat cinema, a computer learning center and the famed "Golden Door" health spa featuring a Jacuzzi, whirlpool baths, sauna and gym. A free public informational ses· sion explaining an upcoming weekend party-cruise aboard the fa.mOO Queen Elizabeth II luxury liner ~ sponsored by Parkside's Alumni Association, will be held at 6 p.m. on Tuesday, March 5 in the Urnon Dining Room. Tlie cost of the cruise, to be from Saturday, June I to Monday, June 3 is $588 including air fare from Chicago to New York City ($628 from Milwaukee), where the crwse will depart on Saturday afternoon. The price also includes all grou.nd transportation, taxes, meats, tips and entertainment on board the ship. Since the l1igbts will be teaving for New York on Saturday morning, no overnight lodging 10 the city will be required. The ship will return to New York early Monday morning and parnci- Ranger needs writers pants will be home Monday afternoon. The cruise is open to the general public. For more information, call 553· 2414. There will also be a pre-cruise Broadway Theater package from May 28-S1 for an additional $403 (Chicago departures are ~). The package includes two Broadway shows from a choice of "Dreamgirls," "La Cage Aux Folies," "Cats" "A Chorus Line," and "Brighton Beach Memories," four nights' lodging at the first class Novotel Hotel at 52nd and Broadway, all taxes, baggage-bandling and transfers, a welcoming dinner at !be famous Mama Leone's Restaurant and a ha1f-<lay sightseeing tour. The has been acknowl- UNITARIAN UNIVERSAUSTS 'b-aMlwnmay-s1o ~ qu."an , "Clllck". dawn .... g1aus doc:lIh .... Have you ell9f felt disenchanted wtth orthodox religion because it hands you a predigested faith? n so, the Unnartan UnivelSOlist Church may be for you. For hundreds of yeors. this vital denomination has been encouraging individuals to question and to grow. ISN'T tHIS 1HE CHURCH YOU HAVE HOPED TO FIND? Kenosha _ Un'-sollsl CIlurc:b woman'. Club ,. 602a '" . ....,.Tony~ ....... 9:30 a.m. s.vicM • ~ School 8 Thursday, Feb. 28. 198;' . ,RANGER Q A week at the Park Is there sense in inheritance laws? EVENTS Thursday, Feb. 28 ~~~Club Events~~~- terested in parlicipting should ron tact Dr. P.A. Nielsen at ext. 2503 0; Gqst 116 or Gqst 328. Dr. Williams earned his Ph.D. at the University of California·Santa Barbara. His dissertation summa. nzed the tectonics of Southeast Asia based on paleo-magnetic data He is currently working on th~ . paleo-magnetism of varved glacial depoSIts of southwestern Wiscon. PANEL DISCUSSION: "Career sin.' . Day," by area professionals, at 12 noon in Union UK-1oo. The event is free and open to the public, MOVIE: "Where the Boys Are" (R) will be shown at 3;30 p.m. in !be Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. WORKSHOP: "interviewing Techniques," starts at $:30 p.m. in WLLC 0174. All are welcome. PLAY: "The Dining Room" starts at 8 p.m. In studio B. Tickets are available at the Fine Arts Division Office and at !be Union Inlormation Center. Friday, March 1 PLAY: "The Dining Room" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in Studio B. Sunday, March 3 ROAD RACE: 2 mile at 1;30 p.m. and 4 mile at 2:15 p.m. on Inner Loop Road. Call ext. 2308 for more information. MOVIE: "Where the Boys Are" will be repeated at 7;30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday. March 4 ROUND TABLE: "00 Inheritance Laws Make Sense?" by Prof. Tapen Sinha at 12;15 p.m. in Union 106. The program is free and open to the public. Tuesday, March 5 WORKSHOP: "Growing With Puppets," by Joan McCarthy at 7 p.m. In Union 104-106. Call ext. 2227 for more infonnation. Sponsored by !be Parkside Child Care Center. ACCENT ON ENRICHMENT: presents "The Chinese Magic Revue of Taiwan," at 7 p.m. in the Physical Education building. Tickets are available at the Union information Center. Wednesday, March 6 SUPPORT GROUP: For the divorced and separated at 1 p.m. in Molinaro Dl28. All are welcome. Sponsored by Parkside Health Offi· ceo Activities help reduce alcohol consumption To reduce alcohol abuse on campus, researchers at UW-Madison suggest that colleges may do well to sponsor more participatory events on campus. Researchers Frank Farley and Sharon McNeely found what they call Type T personalities; people with an inner thrill-seeking need that correlates highly with alcohol abuse, especially drinking and driving. Farley points out that in recent years studies have taught that certain personality types and lifestyles often have life-threatening consequences, such as stress, heart failure and cancer. The same research has been done for the leading killer of young adults - drunk driving. "You probably can't change the core personality," Farley says. "U you think of it (thrill seeking) as a lifestyle, then you can work toward changing it. We (as a society) have had a lot of experience lately in FIRST NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosba DOWNTOWNMAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24.HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER FDIC how to change our lifestyles." The current approach to the problem of alcohol abuse is legalistic. The trouble is that for Type T penple higher drinking ages. higher driving ages and harsher penalties may have the reverse of the intended affect. The danger of breaking these laws, and even the novelty of going to jail, may be just the thrill these penple are looking for. "I'm working toward a reorientation of our attention," says Farley. "We need to identify these people. Who are they? What are their characteristics? And how can we help them?" Progress has already been made. Farley has found that the thrill of sports, especially body-contact sports, is a very satisfying outlet for Type T personalities. They are also very social penple and Farley suspects that preventative counseling - showing them that their alcohol abuse may kill their friends, family and loved ones - may have a very positive affect. Type T people, the survey finds, have twice as many automobile accidents as other personality types. "A theme that seemed to emerge from the study was that drinking was a scheduled event, a part of the cultural and campus clock in which 'going drinking' was a regular activity in itself and part of the tempo of student life," Farley said. Breaking the routines and changing the lifestyles won't be easy, be admits. especially since it appears to hinge on increased school involvement. Type T personalities need to be identified and counseled. Parents need to be alerted, and most important, stimulating alternatives to alcohoIiIlduced arousal need to be provided. IVCF Sexual Freedom sound interesting? This will be the topic for the next Inter-varsity Christian Fellowship meeting, Wednesday, March.6 in Moin 107, at 1 p.rn. Everyone IS invited to join us for this enlightening and relaxing discussion. Do you have sexual freedom? Dart Team The Parkslde Dart Team is proud to announce its third match victory this year. The Dart Team now has a record of three wins and one loss. We invite all interested people to the Recreation Center Friday at 1 p.m. for free Dart Lessons. The UPWDT would also like to encourage members and non-members alike to volunteer for the Very Special Arts Festival. The Very Special Arts Festival is in its ~xth year of existence. It is held for the children of Racine and Kenosha. They come to Parkside to participate in an Arts and Crafts workshop. They need your help. If you are going to be in town on March 12, sign-up to help these children. Sign-up sheets are available in the Student Life Office, Union 209, the Union Bazaar Infonnation Center, or from Dart Team members. The UWPDT will be holding a social gathering alter the Arts Festival is over. Just when you thought the halls were safe, here comes Trike Race Four. The United States Tricycle Racing Federation will be ronducting TR4 in the Concour~e on April at I m The USTRF, 10 cooperaton Jih 'UWPDT, will supply the tricycles. All you have to supply IS three riders and the entry. fee. There will be a $100 first pnze If we get 20 teams to enter. start rour training now! TR4: it's a elassic. Peer Support Organization Peer support Organization' is sponsoring a wor~hop on March ~ from 1·7 p.m, in WLLC 0174, entitled "Career tjoals: Personal Expectations and Sacrifices." Joann A. Goodyear, Director of Career Planning and placement, and Bev Burnell, Career Counselor from the Career Planning and placement Office, will be speaking. All interested students are invited to attend. Geology Club Dr. Ian Williams, Assistant professor of Geology, Department .of Geology, UW-River Falls WIll present a coUoquium on Fnday, March I, at 1 p.m in Gqst 113 entitled 'THE TECTONICS O'F SOUTHEAST ASIA'. Dr. Williams is an authority on geomagnetism and paleo-magnetism. Paleo-magnetic techniques are used to re-construct the tectonic history of SE Asia. Dr. Williams will also.present a short course on magnetic reversals, their interpretation, and their importance in reconstruction of plate positions in the geologic past. The short course will be held on Friday evening, March 1, and all day Saturday, March 2. Anyone in- Computer Club On Friday, March I, the Parkslde Computer Club will be holding a meeting at 1 p.m. in Union 104 Tupies to be discussed will includ~the upcoming Computer Fair and a special presentation" "Resume Preparation for the Computer Related Fields," by Jo-Ann Goodyear, DIrector of Career Planning and Placement. New members are wei. come to attend. Accounting Club The next Accounting Club memo bership meeting will be held at I p.m. on Monday, March 4 in Union 104. The main event will be the Iak· ing of nominations for the 85-86 officers. The elections will be heldin April. The Accounting Club will also sponsor an auditing workshop on Tuesday, March 5, at 7 p.m. in Union 104. The speaker will be Parksid graduate Patrick Thomey of the Milwaukee ollice of Ernst- Whinney. Members and non-members are invited to attend. Kenosha Clearing House scholarships available to students 1985 is the eighth year the Clearing House has provided to the community service of giving equal opportunity and awareness to all students looking for scholarships or financial assistance, providing a master application and to streamline the many request school counselors receive yearly in looking for recipients for groups offering aid. The following groups in Kenosha County are members of the Clearing House and have made funds available for residents of Kenosha County who are presently enrolled or who are intending to enroll in college or technical school. Deadline for applications is March 20 and applications can be sent to Linda Mazzei, 2304 7lst Street, Kenosha WI 53140, phone number 652- 8989. Alpha Delta Kappa·Zeta Chapter a national teachers sorority, will award one or more $100 stipends. Recipients are from the area of education and in need of financial assistance. American Association of Universily WomeD (AAUW), A national professional women's network dealing with education, politics arts community and business: wili award grants in units of $100 to $300, totaling $500 to $800, based on ft~anclal need and a 2.5 grade POIOt. Beta Sigma Phi-Xi Rho Chapter, !'" IOternational organization -serv- Ice, cultural, social, will award a $75 stipend, preferably for purchase of. books. Recipients need a grade , .pomt average. Qf ~.5ami be in the.', need of financial assistance. Delta Kappa Gamma-Beta Chapter, An honorary educational society, will award a $100 scholarship, preferably to a person returning to school alter pursuing a different career, in the field of education. Kenosha County' Extension Homemakers Council, consists of many individual clubs which offer continuing education and growth opportunities on an ongoing basis through the University of Wisconsin Cooperative Education Service, will award the following gifts based on an overall aptitude and dedication: two $600 gifts to a high school senior or college student in the area of home economics or related area (dietetics, food serviee, food research, textile chemistry, interior design, early childhood); a $250 gift to a Kenosha County Extension Homemaker who is continuing her educat.ion in any degree program; a $150 gIft to a student In home economics- related associate degree program at a vocational-technical school. Westosha Buxlness and Professional Women, a national business and professional working women's organization, will award a $300 scholarship to a woman (preferably a Wilmot High School senior), based on financial need, credentials and sincere desire. Wisconsin Alumni AssociatioD· The Club of Kenosha, promotes and supports the Madison campus of the University in the localcommunity; awards 10 first semester tuition scholarships (9 to UW·Madi· son, 1 to Parkside), based on college entrance exams, grades, service to school, community extracurricu, lar activities and achievements.If chosen, you will be asked to submit transcript and letter of recommen· dation. Awards are for high school seniors or previous recipients.· . All applications are kept on fde for one year. Confidentiality IS asked. A new application must be submilled each year to participatem the Clearing House. AAUW presently coordinatesthe Kenosha County Clearing Housefor Scholarships. 'Quit smoking' workshop You ca~ stop your health from going up 10 smoke by' joining St Luke's Hospital's Fresh Start-Qui Smoking clinic that will be held ~t ~ec UnterlonGrove Community Healen. The -facilitator of the clinic R N Lucy Kohli, says the supp<lrt' . • ,Will,gIVe.yeiu·a fresh sfait' to a~':r. thier life style. . 8; The clinic meets from 6.30:11 30 p.m. on March 5, 6, 7,..~ fri- Call 636-2811 Monday thrD ... flt day from 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m.~ni<ll ister. The fee is $10. The terd Grove Communi\)' Health Cell 1 in located at 1120 Main·,S,t~ , Union Grove. --JIAl'IGER , . ~'DiningRoom"- by Jim Netbaur Feature Editor The best adjectives in the English language are used so often for suchsmall things that when a writer wants to embrace something he linds truly wonderful it's difficult to do'so with mere words. I will do mybest in telling just how impressiveparkside's performance of A.L. Gurney's "The Dining Room" was by stating right away that it showed remarkable talent on all levels. The play itself is a series of vi-. gnettes all of which take place in a dining room. No real -deep statements are made other than the fact lbat a lot of things happen in dining rooms, but 'these Vignettes do culminate by the play's end. The job of the director, apparently. is to block the. play just right in order to bring life to the room. The beautiful white set (which contrasted beautifully with the studio's black walls) was not only brought to life, it took on a differ- .ent character with each. of the various vignettes. This presented us with several different pieces of several different lives in several different dining rooms, but although the set never changed, the vignettes were directed so well it seemed to take a whole different shape with each sequence. Jonathan Smoots did a truly remarkable job of diree- 9 Thursday, Feb. 28, 1985 a magnificent production ting. Next we have the performances of six talented people who displayed remarkable conviction in a variety of different roles that were so varied it constituted perhaps as great an acting challenge as ever in the theater. To leave the stage as a six year old and return as a sixty year old from another walk of life in another dining room certainly demands tremendous concentration and these players managed to pull it off without the slightest problem. While the actors and actresses did wel1 in al1 of their characterizations, the ones that come to mind immediately include Rebecca Ju- Director Jonathan Smoots: a welcome .guest on campus by Bill Serpe "Directing is quite stimulating, just as stimulating as acting," said Jonathan Smoots, who is directing "The Dining Room." '-'When you get into those final rehearsals, the adrenalin gets going for me as a director in exacUy the same way it does when I'm acting. The excitement is exactly the same." Smoots has been at Parkside for the. past six weeks guest-directing the current Dramatic Arts DiscipUneproduction. While he has been here he has also been teaching a class in "Voice for the Working Actor." When he was a graduate student at Northwestern University he worked under Dr. Leon VanDyke, now head of Parkside's Dramatic Arts Discipline. Smoots is a member of the resident troupe of the American Players Theatre in Spring Green, Wisconsin, where he has been since 1980. VanDyke brought Smoots here to direct "The Dining Room" in his current effort to bring working professionals into the Parkside theater to give a greater dimension to the students' education toward work in the professional theater. "The degree of professionalis~ is very high at Parkside," s~ld Smoots. "Lee (VanDyke) lS trying to foster professional standards. He goes out of his way to bring people in from the outside to snow stu- "The degree of professionalism is very high at Parkside ... For the size of the department, they are getting ten times more opportunity to work with professionals than at other schools. • Jon Smoots licb's strong portrayal of a suffering housewife who uses the room to control both her child's mismanaged birihday party and a quiet misunderstanding with her lover (whose son is attending the party) without letting on to the children, Andrew Brhel's very real portrayal of an elderly rich man who uses the room to slowly ponder about changes and the realization that his own existance is merely of monetary value to his family, Missy Weaver's achingly poignant perfonnance as an elderly woman who dazedly walks around the dining room she's known over half a century not realizing quite where sbe is due to an attack of senility (the scene was extraordinarily moving), and John Miskulin as an old man planning his funeral as carefully as the opening of the most recent Olympics (because it really does mean that much to him). Steve Orih had an uncanny knack for the roles he played as a young child, bringing out that necessary ingredient of awe and wonder, blending it with innocence and exhuberance. Paula Boehler was especially impressive in one sequence as a proud dowager who, with her chin up and shoulders back, proudly displays silverware and fingerbowls to her curious nephew, balking when she realizes that it is f?r a project studying dying Amencan cultures. Brhel always seemed very studied and showed great control over his characterizations. Weaver acted with her whole body, adding so much life to her portrayals. Orth was amazingly good at reacting to the dialogue of other characters (so many performers fail to do that). Boehler showed great sincerity. Miskulin had absolutely perfect timing. Julich was marvelous at using her voice, seeming to know just bow loud or soft to speak. bow high or low of a pitch to use. She also managed to enhance her vocal delivery by using just the right facial expression for each character (without makeup, she managed to looIc young, old, happy, sad, rich, poor, whatever. by just bolding her face the right way). It has been written that screen actor Humphrey Bogart used to practice facial expressions in front of a mirror to prepare for film roles. Too had Rebecca Julich wasn't around to help him, he could have saved hours. Intimacy was added to this whole production by holding it m the Communication Arts Studio where the audience felt it was actually in a dining room watching aU of these incidents take place. I have named only a few, but if everyone in the audience was asked his or her favorite vignette we would probably get at least three votes for each one. They really all were that good, none of them hindering the construction of the play at aU. "The Dining Room" is the best thing I've seen on campus aU year (which is saying a lot because 1 haven't been disappointed with any of the theater or music events we've had). I honestly recommend this show. I'.-""'1,""'1'1""""""1I I ~U:VEI I GOT I I YLE I §I I1 I I I. I PAC play Top GirlsTh,~".~~_a!:p~~~~~: pact is I ~EXPOKr I by Jim Neibaur left her British working class farmly As stated previously, the per.- I III CZ) § Feature' Editor at a young age to find success at a d ~ (;A;Jt!Itn- § Re rt ry Com- t ncy The formances are very good. The au. 1- § § The Milwaukee- pe o. major emp loymen ag.e .' . ence watching this same preview ~ pany showed plenty of acting tale~t first act consists of her inviting sev- seemed to react indifferently to the ~ Ithe rid § when performing Caryl Churchdl s eral famous womenN~f thlesabe"palslat play itself (judging by the conversa- ~ You can trave wo over I "Top Girls" but the preview J Lady 'JO t th ~ __ .I fi:• .1 '-Att L_-r ~ wasn't nearly' as well received. as (podPeD °llanG'ret Patient' Griselda) Uons I eavesdropped on a e § iUIU "eYer IIIU a 11\1 er lIQ; . Ii: Blr u, ·1 th show's conclusion), but all agreed ~ I Oth;'eMpi:~:,::e~~f~~d~~~~nsi~ tsoecaon'ddi~~~rspece~e:sra~~~~~::::wit~ that the acting was top drawer. lIoN TAP AT UNION SQUARE IS d vent f 'ly U'es (unfortuante SISter, "Top Girls" is a good. example of a that it is far too talky an une • her aIDI . promising idea inadequately work- ~ ful. The sequences that feature illegitimate child. etc.) servmg as: ed out, but played with great con- ~ '1111111~ overlapping dialogue baffl~ the cu\miIlation. It is an ambltio,!:~- vietion, nonetheless. ~1111111111111111111l . viewer as to which conversal1on to tempt at. a play about w?man __ ' '_-=====:::::::;::;:===::;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;~~;;;;;;~~;;;;~~~~~;;;follow.' • • _ dents what working with professionals is really like. For the size. of the department, they are getting ten times more opportunity to work with professionals than at other, larger schools." , Adding directing to his credentials as a professional in the theat~r has contributed an entirely new dimension to Smoots' craft. "You can be far more creative in terms of the entire visual and sensual J>E:rfonnance: the sound, the ~USIC, the lights, as w,~n as the creation of the characters. Having worked as an actor, S oots felt more compassionate .to hmi actors as a direc tor. "Quite nolStt'eea bly , I'm more considerate of me of their problems than some sdoirectors I have work ed W·Ith have been to me. For example, many directors wiU throw last minute changes at an actor, which can completely upset the char~cter ~e actor has tried to establish. Ive tried not to do that." The biggest challenge Smoots met with in directing "The Dining Room" was giving the entire production the right sense of cohesiveness. "In a play that's so fragmented with so many characters, It was a challenge to coach the actors into being a unified cast, to give a sense that they've worked together before, some sense of evenness m their ability. "Educational theater is invaluable in terms of experience," said Smoots. "It's very similar to tearn activity in sport." 10. 1bu~y, Fe!>,:S, 1985 ~-- ..... 11:4\ c./· , Dining Room backdrop designed with care This is not always the case. "Some other areas of the theater. "1 tried directors tell yOUexactly what they acting, directing and other techni· want ." At that point the deSigner cal aspects for the theater ,. he b . lIy becOmes a techmc ia n, Iil- said, "but designing just see';ed to . as,~an a space with decoration," be the place 1liked being the best." smagid !warren. At other ti.mes Warren found that directors had a baSIC concept in mind but needed help looking for solutions to problems 10 terms of space arrangeme~t and practical design. "Often," said Warren, "I would have to submit more than one possible deslgn-sometimes as many as five-untill foun~, what the director was looking for. "Skelly" Warren beCame a set designer after working in most In March of 1984 the Milwaukee chamber theater did a production of "The Dining Room." At that ume they hired J. "Skelly" Warren to design and build their sel. When the prnduction ended the lllwaukee group discovered they had no place to store the set, Warren, who is the technical director for the ParltsIde Dramatic Arts DIs· Clphne, offered to store the set here The Milwaukee group said "then why don't we just give it to you " Tomorrow night that set will be the backdrop for the parltsIde production of "The Dining Room" For Ius design plan Warren used a collage format similar to artwork done by Louise Nevilson. Nevilson's pieces usually related an idea using nothing specific for a collage. Warren's set is a collage, but it is filled with things that can be and are part and parcel to a dining room. "I chose the format of a collage because the play is a collage," said Warren. "It is the series of scenes that lake place in dining rooms, not just one dining room, but any dining room." As a consequence be formed this collage that is primanly decorative things from dining rooms like various mouldings and archways. Unlike most sets that are very colorful Warren's design is painted a solid 'off white kind of color. "I used a lot of texture in this set," Wanen said, "and 1felt that to add color would only make the set too busy and would detract from the action and the characters," Warren also said that the use of collage and solid color would offer the audience the chance to remember things from their own dining rooms. When he was commissioned to design and build this set Warren was basically given free feign In terms of what he would create. Falcon & the Snowman * * * * * Sensational screen adoption of shocking by Karl Dlxo. One of my lavonte politic2l science professors wrote in a book based on Ius Ph.D. dissertation that people cenerally think political ra<bcaIs doD't love this country as much as mainstream individuals. "In lact," Ken Hoover wrote, "they love their country a little more than they really should." This is the main thread woven through the "The Falcon and the Snowman" starring Timothy Hutton and Sean Penn, and an interesting thread it is In the lilm based on a true story, Hutton and Penn play two men, Chnstopber Boyce and Dalton Lee, who grew up friends in a we2lthy Calilornia suburb during the l!!ro's. After high school, Hutton's character, Boyce enrolled in the seminary, and Penn's character, Lee became a narcotics dealer. Early in 1973, Boyce quit the seminary, returned borne, and with Ius father's help lands a high security job. Whl1e doing his work, Boyce disco<:Ven information ahoot covert CIA activities in foreign countries, and in anger and disgust, decides to sell this information to the Soviets. Hutton convinces Lee to become the deliveryman, and the remainder of the film chrooicals their various deals with the Soviets, their inevitable capture and ultimate jail sentences. There are several things that make this film work; the pacing is fast and the editing is tighl. The performances by the two men are teriffic. Hutton shows once again that talent need not be refined with age. His character is so complex and be played with such sincerity and anger that one real\y does not feet angry with him, even though he is selling this country's mos! secret information to the country that is supposed to be our worst enemy. But, it is Sean Penn's performance that is the highlight of the Iilm. He plays an addict and drug dealer who is so simple that he has no idea of the severity what he is doing. He only counts the profits and even attempts to cut the Russi- When "The Dioing Room" 0 tomorrow oight in the Studio ~ ater of the Communication arts building you will have the opPOrtunity to sit back in Skelly Warnn'sdining room and you will have lime to think of dioing rooms that you have known and how they bave affected your life. You might even wonder if some of what you see isn't actually from your own past. true story an Embassy in Mexico in on a heroin deal. His instability forces Hutton to eliminate him as the middle man, and Penn's portrayal of this man's loss of rationality and control makes this a flawless performance. The fibn also raises some serious political questions. It opens with lootage of the various major politi- <:21 and social events of the 1960's, and then switches to footage of the Watergate hearings to begin the story. The filmakers did this because the events expalin why the' two men, primarily Boyce, did what they did. They were livtng in a time when serious questions were being raised about our government, " and instead of picketing or march- . ing, they decided to give the Sovieb a chance at a fair game. "The Falcon and the Snowman" is not a big story, and there are no special effeels. Rather it is a story about two people with two terrific lead performances, It is clear that neither one of these men realized the magnitude of what they were doing. But Boyce, unlike Lee, sold the information not lor money, but because he wanted the two natiolls to stop their activities and liveharmoniously. He learned a difficult lessons tbe bard way. "There will never be any reconciliation. They- 're just as dangerous and paranoid as we are," he said near the end. "I don't know why I thought they'dbe different." PAS POSITIONS AVAILABLE Chairpeople needed for next year's committees: • Coffeehouse • Contemporary Entertainment • Film • Recreation • Performing Arts & Lectures • PUblicity & Promotion • Special Events • Videos GET INVOLVED TODAY! See Keith or Mike In the PAS Office Union D114 . Or leave a message ., E.R... Lionel Stander: by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Lionel Stander is best known as Max on TV's "Hart to Hart," but is, in fact, one of the best and most prolificcharacter actors in lbe history of motion pictures. During a recenttelephone interview, Stander recalledhis start in show business. "Like most cases my start was by accident," he said. "I was a reporter and was fired from the New York Evening General. I then went to watch a friend rehearse for a play.The director needed someone to shoot craps in a scene during the e.e. cummings play they were doing. The director, Jimmy Light,. took a liking to me, and I stayed withthe players for awhile. It was then I decided to become an actor." In the years that followed and belore his TV success in "Hart to Hart," Stander appeared in hundreds of motion pictures, after having been a successful radio actor on showswith Eddie Cantor and others. One of Stander's first pictures wasa two reeler featuring Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle, "In the Dough" (1932). Arbuckle, a major silent screen comic for Mack Sennett and Joseph Schenck productions, lost his career in 1921 when be was accused of raping and mur.dering. actless Virginia Rappe. . . Altbough acquitted, Arbuckle had great diffieulty finding .work for many years, -directing films under the pseudonym Will B. Goode for the remainder of the twenties. - , 7' 2 11 Thursday, Feb. 28, 1985' - a veteran of showbiz hold at the box office. If the shorts were successful, Warner's was to sign him to a long term contract. The shorts were successful, Warner's told him they were going to sign him to a feature contract and that he'd be big again. He gave a party to celebrate and dropped dead before anything could be done." Another major comic star that Stander worked with was Harold Lloyd. "I was his favorite supporting actor," recalled Stander. "He had me in three of his feature pietures." Stander's performance in Lloyd's "The Milky Way" (1936) was so successful he was asked to appear in Danny Kaye's musical remake, "The Kid From Brooklyn" (1946). Over the years, Stander has worked wilb top stars and major directors in many fllms, his personal favorites including Frank Capra's "Mr. Deeds Goes To Town" (1936) with Gary Cooper, William Wellman's "A Star is Born" (1937) with Fredric Mareh, and Roman Polanski's "Cul-de-Sac" (1966) with Donald Pleasance. "Gary Cooper was a very nice guy," recalled Stander, "and never realized his talent as an actor. He was always insecure. unconscious of his real talents. He thought he was just luckY." Stander also did voice-overs for Walter Lantz cartoons, his most noted characterization being that of Woody Woodpecker's buzzard nemesis. He remained active until being blacklisted lor a period during lbe fillies. "That was a rough time," be recalled. "Many who were blacklisted committed suicide, became alcoholics, drug addicts. Fortunately, I survived. 1 became a stockbroker; I'm the only actor ever to be peestdeot of a Wall Street brokerage house." Stander worked steadily througbout the sixties and seventies in pietures like "Cul-<le-Sac," "They Shoot Horses, Don't They?" (1969), "The Cassandra Crossing" (1973) Stander is best known as Max on TV's "Hart to Hart." "The shorts Arbuckle made for .Warner Brothers. which also starred Shemp Howard and I, were going to he used by tbe studio to test the audience and see if the boyeott against Arbuckle would still . Record review Belfegore debut of interest and "The Black Bird" (19751. Before achieving fame on "Hart to Hart," Stander co-starred WIth Red Buttons in a proposed TV pilol entitled "The Sunshine Boys," based on Neil Simon's play. "Neil Sunon wrote the pilot. but it was cancelled before it ever aired. That's unfortunate. You can't gel a better writer than Nell Sim on. " Despite his success m films for so many yean, Stander was stitl amazed at the success of his Max character on "Hart to Hart" "Irs because with motion pictures you're loolting at a big screen In a darlt room and there's an 31f' of fantasy ahout ,t. but with television, you're in people's homes and they feel like they know you. In London I couldn't even walk the streets," In Ius fifty-odd year career. Stander has lew regrets. the only real one being the lack of wit and humor In today's film product. "There seems to be no place In films (or wit and humor 10 the style of Ben Hecht. It seems there's no market lor it because all they put out are mindless teenage films. "They don't make Iilrns with W1t and humor, so lhe people who make wit and humor don't go to the movies. The Umted States has the greatest number of college graduates tn the world, and they don't make films for those peopIe_ There are no films that appeal to !bat audience." At present Lionel Stander is ..,. gotiating to star in anoth .. televl· sion series In Ioolung bad< on hIS career, OM: recalls many nne charact er actors ,n screen history who managed to add so much to the proceedings WIth their presence. Out of many contenders, Stander may .ery wetl be the best of them atl. by Pat Zirkelbach This week's new debut album comes off Elektra Records and features the new group, Bellegore, with their album fittingly titled "Belfegore." The three members of the group have diverse origins. The conceptualizer and leader of Belfegore is Meikel Clauss: a German~born !JlUSician-Who-apprenticed in varlOUS Dusseldorf outfits including KFC and the successful punk band, Nights. Growing dissatisfied, he began looking for other musicians to lorm a new band. He met drummer Charly T. Cbarles at a 1981 Killing Joke concert. Tbe two hil it off right away' and Charles joined up with Clauss so he could "broaden his horizons." After much jamming and various record- many other commercial bands, ining projects, tbey met bassist Raoul eluding Devo, Ultravox and Euryth- Walton through producer Conny mics, to name a f~w. Plarik. Raoul stands oul as a sophis- Witb musical mlluences from ticated and talented jazz/funk gui- punk, jazz and rock and r?,ll, It IS larist witb a 101 of experience be- surprising that "Bellegore really hind him, including the Montreaux works. Allbougb It IS not a strong Jazz Festival. album through and through, the LP d s have a few cuts that exemplify With lbe band finally formed, oe lle ore sound. they debuled at the Festival of New th~ Be" A~l That 1 Wanted," lbe German Music in Rome. They re- n. almost unpredictable, a fined their style and entered tbe p:~e :~e band seems fairly rom- Sludi,oin March, 1984 with produC- ~ y ~ble ,with. ,This is .contrasled er Plank, Plank has'helped produ." ' , , 0< with "Wake With Sirens:' which almost sounds deranged, caused hy an even more varied tempo and ly~ rics spoken (or screamed) rather than sung. Their music is hard to categorize, which is a good quality this time. It is very hard driving and unpredictable and just the right thing if you want to spice up your listening. Pick it up if you are nol afraid of taking chances and approach it with an open mind because this one will .set you. back. few steps. TANNING SPECIALS 7 30 Minute SessIons ONLY $30 Slngte sessionS (30 min.) $5 N , ~~~~CMat OPEN rJa-S/14 JUST IN TIME FOR SPRING BREAK ALl NEW EQUIPMENT Open 8 am-I pm Mon.-sat. Call for an appollilment 7617 Sheridan Rd. 652-6611 Simmons Pen Plaza : 12 Thursday, Feb. 28, 1985 PAB film --- ---- ~ A pause in the disaster Welcome to this week's episode of "Really Rich Guys with Loads of Problems", TV's favorite continuing nighttime drama. As you remember, in last week's episode dastardly family villain J.R.B.D.S.M. Jim Bob Billy Ray, had just foreclosed on kindly old Mrs. Pearlnutter's wolverine ranch, thus incurring the wrath of kindly old Mrs. Pearlnutter's mildly enfeehled son Ray Boh Jimmy Billy Jack, who planted a bomb he made himsell in J.R.B.D.S.M. Jim Bob Billy Ray's Rolls Royce pickup truck. The bomb, however, failed to go off as Ray Boh Billy Jack made it out of Silly Putty and prune juice. Upon discovering the bomb, J.R.B.D.S.M. Jim Bob Billy Ray suspected that it had been set by his arch rival and business associate, Yahoo McDonald. When confronted with this accusation, Yahoo proved that he couldn't have planted the bomb because at the time, he had been in the local Xrated water bed motel with hy Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor J.R.B.D.S.M. Jim Bob Billy Ray's lovely and oversexed wife Aphrodesia. After hearing this, J.R.B.D.S.M. Jim Bob Billy Ray forgave Yahoo, and apologized for ever thinking that he could plant a bomb that stupid. Meanwhile, back at the family ranch/vineyard/hotel The Double E Lazy R Rocking P Triple Fork, crochetty old family matriarch Miss Ellie Mae Junie Jack broke some Coffeehouse slated I'~ ..! Michael Gulezian PAB Coffeehouse is presenting singer songwriter Michael Gulezian on Wednesday March 6 from noon until 2 p.m. and from 6 p.m. until 8 p.m. Gulezian's Chrysallis LP "Unspoken Intentions" was raved by such publications as "High Fidelity" and he has appeared in concert with such stars as Steve Forbert, Leo Kottke, Martin Muil, the Roches and the David Grisman Quintet. Gulezian's appearance here is, like all Coffeehouse presentations, free with free popcorn besides. Don't miss this impressive performer. Two Great Places All Rolled Into One Package Snacks, Pizza & SandwicheS Monday - All You Can Eat Chicken Wings For Carry Outs Cali 658-8788 ,. terrible news to her loving, but strong willed daughter, Yolanda Jack. It seems that Yolanda Jack was adopted by the family years ago when her real parents, the Sheeplifters, were killed in a tragic Cuisinart explosion. This news so shocked Yolanda Jack she ran away into the arms of her lover, kindly old Mrs. Pearlnutter's mildly enfeebled son Ray Bob Billy Jimmy Jack, who, as we discovered several weeks ago, is actually her third cousin twice removed on her mothers side, although she doesn't know it. Mildly enleebled son Ray Bob Jimmy Billy Jack consoled her as best he could, but it wasn't enough, so Yolanda Jack ran to the arms of her other lover, Yahoo McDonald's rich but spoiled son Rexford, who, unknown to her, is her second cousin's brother's nephew twice removed. Meanwhile, in another part of the family ranch/vineyard/hotel, J.R.B.D.S.M. Jim Bob Billy Flay's lovely and oversexed wife Aphrodesia discovered her husband was .having an affair with the .wife of a man Aphrodesia was having an affair with at the same time that her sister-in-laW Yolanda Jack was having an affair with the couple'S son's second cousin. To further complicate matters, crochetty old family matriarch Miss Ellie Mae Junie Jack received a call from her doctor, who told her she had contracted the mysterious incurable disease which kills nine out 01 ten people in nighttime drama. in fact, it is the same mysterious incurable disease which mysteriously killed her late husband Billy Bob Jim Jack Dave. She was not surprised, however, as she knew her contract was almost up and she also knew that the producers would never go for the pay raise her agent was demanding. Well, that's all the time we have for this week. Tune in next week for this week's episode of "Really Rich Guys with Loads of Problems" Thompson goes solo by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Linda Thompson first achieved notoriety with her Brit-guitarist husband Richard on several collaborative LPs during the late seventies and early eighties, as well as the 1982 tour that wowed critics from coast to coast. Their avant garde style halted with the breakup of their marriage that year. On her first solo LP, "One Clear Moment," on Warners, Thompson first seems to move in the direction of the intimate woman's album stemming from her traumatic experience of divorce but then shifts gears to a more pop expression with a nice light style that shows great promise. Linda Thompson's selections are offbeat and interesting, among the best being Ravel's "Les Trois Beaux Oiseaux de Paradis," Ann Peebles' "Just Enough to Keep Me Hanging On," and a live version of her "Only a Boy." Her attempts to remove the barrier between artist and audience are semi-successful, Linda Thompson especially for a debut record but her choice of selections is hampered by a lack of cohesion. Thompson s~ms to be searching for a musical niche, but her undeniable talent bails her out. Subsequent solo rec~~ ds should extend her musical vision, eventually placing her in the top ra~ of female artists alongside the likes of Ricki Lee Jones and Kate Bush. ACTS competition set Las Cruces, NM - Rock bands will have even more opportunities to advance their professional careers in the 1985 American Collegiate Talent Showcase (ACTS) competition. A special audition by London Wavelength has been added for the top scoring rock bands in addition to the currently awarded s~owcases at The Ritz in New York City and the Palace in Los Angeles. London Wavelength is the BBC's exclusive United States representative for the syndication of all their contemporary rock radio programs, including the BBC Rock Hour. The BBe Rock Hour features live con. ....c~.~~.~~~ ~~ials.lrom artists who _ ... _ ..'::::::::::,': .. are unequivocably the greatest rock performers today. Names such' as Culture Club, Paul McCartney U2 Eurythmics, Duran Duran, Elto~ John and The Police are just some of the leatured artists on the program. - Lon~on Wavelength has also produced Its own :'talent search" and w~ able to find interest at the major record label level for sam of these bands. This is the lirst yea~ they WIll include ACTS entries part of their program. Interest: students may contact: ACTS Box ~~;; ~~~uc~, NM 88003 ~rcall by Riek Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Warm, sensitive, a true classic. These are words which will never be used to describe "Where The Boys Are '84", this week's PAB film presentation. This is not to say that the movie won't be a lot of fun. The plot, such as it is, concerns four college girls who are in Fort Lauderdale to lind guys. Three of the girls are unremittingly horny and the lourth is almost hopelessly virginal. They get in various silly situations in the course of the film as they go in search of, what else, cheap and tawdry sex. The movie is a remake of the 1960 classic (?) "Where The Boys Are" which starred Connie Francis and George "Super Tan" Hamilton. The updated version stars Lisa Hartman, Lorna Lult, Wendy Schaal and Lynn-Holly Johnson, and is directed by the one, the only, Hy Averback. "Where The Boys Are '84" is silly. stupid. and downright dumb. Which means, of course, that it will prohably be a lot of fun. So if you want to get in the mood for spring break, see a lot of girls, and guys, in brief swim suits, and put your mind on hold for about an hour and a hall, see "Where The Boys Are '84". I'll be there. Preview of "The Sure Thing" Rob Reiner's romantic comedy "THE SURE THING," starring John Cusack and Daphne Zuniga, will open on Friday, March 1st at selected theaters in the Milwaukee area. Walter "Gib" Gibson is a college freshman living a lonely student existence during a bitterly cold winter out on the east coast. His best friend from high school, Lance, is attending school in warm, sunny California. In order to entice his friend to come out for. a visit, Lance promises Gib a one-night stand with a guaranteed "Sure Thing." Not able to allord the trip solo, Gib pools his resources with fellow student Alison Bradbury and. despite a less than ideal relationship - it's antagonistic at bestthe pair start out for California. Of course, an attraction of sorts ensues ...John Cusack as Walter Gibson, Daphne Zuninga as Alison Bradbury, Anthony Edwards as Lance. Boyd Gaines as Jason, Tim Robbins as Gary Cooper, Lisa Jane Persky as Mary Ann Webster, Viveca Lindfors as professor Taub, and Nicolette Sheridan as The Sure Thing, star. An Ernbassay Pictures release, "THE SURE THING" is a Monument Picture Production prodUced hy Roger Birnbaum and directed by Rob Reiner. The screenplaY:: written by Steven L. Bloom Jonathan Roberts. Hel1C'J Winkler was the executive producer; Andrew Scheinman served as co-pl'O" Queer. ' ~-:==----------------- ~ER ... - 13 Tbu~y.F.b.28, 1985 Eventng was a real. 'Put On' by Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Last Friday, two groups of Parklde students, Stars on 45 at 33 and ~WEAparticipated in the first Ra· cine~ea "puttin on the Hits" ,boTwh.e shoW, which took place at MemorialHall, consisted of twenty acts, all competing for a one hun' dred dollar first prize and a chance to go to Hollywood and appear on "Putlin'on the Hits" by lip syncing to their favorite songs. Among the acts were 'put ons' of such per- {orIners as Prince, Olivia Newton- John and Yes. For the most part, these performances .consisted of straight forward copies of the groups.There are a few slightly 'far out'acts. including a man who performed Michael Jackson's "Billie Jean" speeded up to 45 rpm and Parkside's own Stars on 45 at 33 (sean Cranley, Jack Kemper, Greg Kitson, Todd DeMint and Tom Petersen), who performed to a slowed downversion of "My Boyfriend's Back." Theevent was won b~ a group callingthemselves the New Boys, who performed to "The Bird" by TheTime. Second place was given to The New Edition Girls, who did a well choreographed lip sync perlormanceto a medley of songs by New Edition. Timex, a group whicb did "Jungle Love" by The Time finished third. Nuance's "Love Ride," performed by Donna Barnes placed fourth, and a group led by LeonBird took fifth place with an elaboratelystaged version of "Renegade" by Styx. Neither Stars on 45 at 33 nor SWEA (Julie Jam, Julie Krautkramer and Lori Gandrud) pItIM by Jay CnpeeT The Stars on 45 at 33 debuted at "Puttin' on the Hits" placed, although both groups turned in very entertaining performances. The acts were judged by a panel of three judges; WJZQ personality Jim Hodges, Mark Smathers of Happenings Magazine and Bradford High School's Gary Shaver. The acts were judged in three categories: cleverness, appearance and lip sync ability. Larry zamba, president of Wham Bam Singing Telegram and organizer of the event, felt that the evening went well. "It was technically perfect, and I felt it was good fun." zamba said that there is a possibility that he will organize another contest in the near future. Jack Kemper, member of Stars on 45 at 33 said that he felt the group did well. "We did okay, al- Candidates discuss competency tests Contioued from Page I is running for vice-president because she wants the voices of the students to be heard. She is the current president of Black Students Organization and the former vicepresident of that group. She has served on the Senate, on SUFAC and on the Minority Affairs Committee. Like the other candidates, she is in favor of United Council involvement. "The Senate has done a pretty good job this year," she said. "We've attacked some issues. I am glad about United Council, because now if we have complaints, we are in the system." U elected, Weisinger said that she would place suggestion boxes around the campus so that individUals could relay ideas anonymouSly. "Then I would discuss the ideas with the President and print them in the Ranger," she said. Weisinger said that she feels the competency test program may need some revision, and felt that absenteeism in the Senate is onlya minor problem. "Apathy exists in the school but not really in the senate," she said. . The other vice-presidential candidate Bob Vanderloop is an Engineering student who decided that he would like to run for VICe-presIdent to represent those students that don't seem to be represente:ct. "I feel that the Senate h~Sdone tts job and its been effective, and I . wo~ld like to help coordinate those efforts," he said. Vanderloop, like the others, a.gred that involvement in UOlted ~ouncil is a good idea. He feels that the competency tests are a goo? idea but could use some reorgamzatiIcon. AlSO , he was not aware that absenteeism in the Senate was a pro"bIlewmo.uld really like the Executive experience," he said. "It woul~ be interesting to see what govern ment can do, and hopefully It can help students as a ~hole hnd the jobs that they want. . Student government electIOnS will he held on Marcb 6 and 7. Stu' dents who are still interested l~ J..omI'ng the race as write-inposciati~odniSdates for any of the open . h must register by MaIcp 1 .10 t e psGA office WLLC D-139A. though, in the beginning it was a little hard to hear our music, so we got a little off." Kemper felt that one reason the group didn't place was the fact that their act wasn't quite what the judges or the audience were looking for. "It seemed as though the contest was geared more toward the junior high and high school crowd. I don't think they quite understood the humor of our act. In the flyers for the event, they stressed 'hilarious put 005 of your favorite groups', but it seemed like here they were looking for the best imitators 01 groups. Originality dido't seem to count for a lot." We surrender! Fob.. D.Robot. wbo 'isiled parksk\e 00 M_Y. ~ to no" lor student governmeat presideat aDd also tried 10 Lake 0" er tht ('haD· cdlor's office. 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St. Norbert began working the ball inside to their two leading scorers, 5'10" Amy Proctor and 6' Amy Spielbauer, who were able to score under the basket. The Parkside defense tried to challenge the two, but textbook picks by the supporting players kept the Amys free to go to the hoop. The Rangers were able to get a few points back by implementing a full-court trapping defense. St. Norbert broke the Iull-ccurt press and returned to scoring. St. Norbert was able to open up leads of up to 11 points before settling for a nine-point, 41-32 halltime advantage. Parkside was outrebounded by SI. Norbert 20-11 in the first hall, yet hit 16 field goals as did SI. Norbert. St. Norbert, however, shot nine free throws to make the halftime margin. The second half began on a positive note as Merry Dickman broke out for a quick bucket. SI. Norbert, though, hit four of the next five baskets to open up a 13 point lead after three minutes. Parkside fought to get within eight points, but SI. 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"With six people, it's hard to maintain intensity for 40 minutes. We just don't hat'e the stamina to push, and it's going to affect our rebounding ... Wendy Miller minute mark of the second half. The lead hulged to 18 before SI. Norbert's coach Connie Tilley began to put in the substitutes. The Rangers, with the same five players in the game from the beginning, were able to score a few points to finish the game with a 10 point deficit. "With six people it's hard to maintain intensity for 40 minutes," said Miller. "We just don't have the stamina to push, and it's going to affect our rebounding." The Rangers were outboarded 44-27. Proctor led all scorers with 31 points on 13-19 from the floor and 5-6 from the free-throw line. She also pulled down 16 rebounds. Spielbauer had 19 points, 11 rebounds, and also blocked nine Parkside shots. Debby Hansen scored ~ points, grabbed 10 rebounds, and blocked three shots for parkside. Dickman added 13 points and had six assists. Connors had 12 points, Ketterhagen 10, and VanDeraa 8. Miller said, "1 think they played very well, considering the circumstances (losing a starter to an injury and having to play 40 minutes). They had to dig deep -down inside themselves under these adverse conditions ." Parkside player shoots as St. Norbert's and the Rangers wait poolO by ADD. Kortelldlclr. to rebound the ball, Darters given welcome and victory in Whitewater Whitewater hosted Parkside',s Dart Team, Saturday, Feb. 23 and lost with the final score 7-5. The tournament started with Sean Cranley and Todd DeMint earning Parkside's first two points Classified--- Whipple Rd., Wilton CT 06897. 203-83H142. NO FEE. KIM KRANICH: I hope softball won't steal one of my most dedicated sports writers! WANTED: DEAD or alive}! Sports wrtterst' Admission to games free. Widen your horizons and apply now! LOOKING FOR fun, adventure, and of course, romance? Apply at the Ranger to be a sports writer! Lead a glamorous, fast-past life and join the Ranger's Sports. Staff! LISTEN, WORLD I really mean it. This paper win seU-destruct after you finish with the ejassttieds! GREG KITSEN: Whitewater was unforgetta· ble, you hunk of man, you! l! We'll have to do it again sometime, SOON! PAT HENSIAK: was that over·work.ed and under-sexed? Or over-sexed. and under-work.· ed? JENNIE TUNK: I'm a bored, frustrated S.E. Thus 1 am writing this classified to you. If by Parkside begins the NAIA Discphleaanscee ryetouurnshoounled. get bored and frustrated, trriict 14 basketball playoffs Monday, BRENDA: MAIL my bill to: 3029 94th St. March 4, in a semifinal game, hut SHtEuYrt., CWRIU5E3:177Don't play with fire! The office' for the first time since 1973 the TRYING TO have a secret affair is like trying Rangers may not play a tournament to sneak dawn past a rooster! game at home. RDAANWDNYWMHOO?UN.: Is. that you behind those Parkside automatically received TFoRsOteTrI'EGRr:antsT?HE thlngs you do to me! Jazzy a serm .tmmaal berth by being the top FIRST ANNUAL ceramic Deer Hunt. Con- ranked independent team in tact Sean Cranley for details. Wisconsin. The Dunkel National T&HRAoNbK, RYaOnUge!r Kpehitoht.ogMrapikhee,rsJill,anBdareryv,eryRoincek Rating Service will be used to deelse who rooted for us at Memorial Hall. tennine home sites in the s'lX-team STtHarEs. ConAS4E5 aotf 3th3e. missing autotron has been tournament. solved. Thanks, VP Paul Johnson. Parkside will meet the winner of· JinOH1N0 dHay.:s, Swtaert'resprIellading the news-we leave th t onna be a part of it-New e quar erfinal game Saturday Vork, New York! LY, JT March 2, between Eau Claire and C~hAoRseOLw,hoTwHa~lt. SS.oEm.:edaGyooydourthisnhgips wciollmecomteo La Crosse, wh' lIe Stevens Point ~n. Never say.never again. A bird in the hand also an automatic semifinal seed U ~oh~~.o In the bush. Keep smiting, even becaus~ it is the WSU Conference JIM &. Di: Let's do lunch. JT & JH champIOn, hosts the winner of the MAX N.: We need more \\Titers.· are you free Stout·Lakeland College game Mfoornadanyapthprliocuagtihon.Friday, 9--5p.m'.? See Jenni e SI·Dee th e current Dunkel ratings '1 ~n~~:V:iaWVp.Ea~.t~pesl but r~~IYl-:T~e •• ?f Point, Eau Claire and Parkside, . ,} ..... l •• !!~!...~~.!-~........,••• *.)~~.~h,at-l)rder, are not Ukelytto • If' .'.1 1•••• ~•••~" - . by beating Kerry Olivo and. Jim Treul two games straight of Partners C!,lcket. The second match was singles 301, and pitted Parkslde's Greg Kitson against Greg Nybce. Kitson lost the match to even the score 2-2. Parkside's Barry Kroll lost to Whitewater's Steve Nadoln in the third match, singles 301. In the fourth match, partners cricket, Bill Slack and Nick Thome from Parkside defeated Pam Rathmann and Rob McFadzen in the first game, then lost the second game and won the third game. The final game of the match was team 1001, worth three team points. Whitewater jumped out to an early lead whenTreulthrew 121 with his first three darts. No Park· side "darter" threw over 100 points on any given throw, but Thome threw 81, 80 and 84 points on his first three turns to trim Whitewater's lead. Parkside won the tournament when Slack hit a double three to end the 1001 game. Slack was named the most valuable Darter for his winning throw. This match brings Parkside's record to 3-1. Personals ALL STUDENTS: Remember to vote March 6 or 7, parkside Student Government AssoCiatMloInC. HELLE: YOU'RE mine and I love you. BChEiCp.K: HAPPy Belated Valentine's Day. Just thought yOU milllht get a kick out of this. , ose. YOU, TOO. can earn $SO a month. For details., send at least $25 to Dave in the Ranger office. PHVHRT!! PHVHRT!! pHVHRT!! GNAT, NEXT time we won't use chopsticks! Thanks for the experience. PRR TO CAROL at the Ranger. We think you're beautiful and want to take you out-more than once! Your Secret AdmirerS· THE BLACK room LIVES!!! ANDY. MAKE sun. to pick up a loaf of bread on your way home tonight. OFF1ClAL RECOUNT: Ranger wins Winter Carnival! JEN: I'M glad we only have Winter Carnival once a year! Dave & Jay WHO HAS THE AUTOTRON!'?!?!?!?!'?!? KRlS; WE just wanted to tell you how Iantastic we both think you are, and lately we \"ouldn't have been able to do it ",;tbout ya! ., ·••• ...... _RSOM- • ..-oIPT1ON. ~ Do" & ',y DEAR WORLD: This is your last chance! • ~ 1""-'" I've written ctass.ifieds to you but it was. all in • • TtPING • vain. If you don't respond soon. I'll do somet •• thing desperate! Signed, a Desperate Sports L R Editor. etters. eswnes NEEDED: SPORTS Reporters. If male, ~ Term Papers • please reply in person to Carol, the S.E. If • • female, an application will be fine. Student Rates • DEAR WORLD: I mean it noW! Give me • • some classifieds or else ... i PHONE 637 ..3600 STEVE. ('fIlE blond sports writer), Stop gil"~ • ing me stories and let's go to an AU..star • Wrestlinlll match!-The office nymphomaniac. J Z ' A d STEVE: (THE blond sports "'Titer), Now, • acque me n erson. th,t', NOT "Let's do some wrestli"l!," bot • 1441 Park Avenue • "Let's go!"-The office nymphomaniac. • R . W' . ! STEVE' (THE blond sports writer), Would acme.. .. lSc~nSm , . you please erase my ~~~ and ptione number " :\.""'-4t....,....,..••• 4:'.... ,.,{rom. you_knoWrwhere. . . . ." • l .' . Men's basketball NAIA playoffs begin change in the final ratings which . will come out Wednesday. Feb. 27. the Rangers would be at home in the semis if La Crosse upsets Eau Claire. Defending district champion and National NAIA runnerup Stevens Point would have the home court in the title game Wednesday, March 6, against any opponent. Either Eau Claire or Parks1de could host the finals if the pointe~ are upset. . Eau Claire and Lakeland receIVed automatic tournament berths by being the runnersup in the WSU Conference and independent school rankings, respectively. Stout andLa Crosse round out the field beca~ they are the highest Dunkel-raAlA teams among the remaining N games in the state. rt All tournament games will sta . 'at 7:30,'P:m. reg;lrdless, ,o-\'slt~.: . ' PltANGkR softball preview 15 Thursday, Feb. 28, 198. Team'8 goal by Steve Kratochvil The Parkside women's softball tearn hopes to participate in Nationals for the fifth consecutive sea- SOD this spring. Thingshave been underway for some time. The team has been practicing informally since Sept. once a week. "The kids who played volleyball and tennisjoined us in Nov." said CoachLinda Draft. The haskethall players don't play softball because \here is too much overlap of the seasons." The squad includes four new team members: freshman Heidi ()straDderand Julie Gaestel; Judy McKinney, a junior transfer from DlinoisState, and senior Terri Witt. Returning key members of the squad are Janet Broeren, whom Draft calls "our defensive leader." Also returning are center fielder Jackie Ritmer, a two-time All by Steve Kratocbvil "My coach is 30 years old today," said a sign behind Parkside's bench. It could have been a triumphant birthday celebration for Coach WendyMiller but the women's basketballteam lost to Milwaukee 84- 66 in front of a parents day crowd of 200 last Saturday in Milwaukee. The Rangers were down 23 pointsin the first half. Miller called a time out. Spring fever: head south Are you looking forward to going outside without dressing like a snowman? You may be experienc· ing spring fever. According to the spring 1983 issue of Us 'magazine, spring fever is very real. Many people suffer from spring or what is sometimes known as cabin fever. The symptoms include a loss of interest in activities one has participated in throughout winter, a strong need to get away from it all, tiredness, arid sometimes a loss of appetite. Us suggests, to combat cabin fever, trying something new, spending time outdoors when the weather warms, going on a vacation somewhere it's warm, and easiest . of all, remember winter can't last forever. Tennis team meeting set There will be a meeting for all men's varsity -tennis candidates, Monday, March 4 at 3 p.m. in the Physical Education Building conference room. Any candidate who has not contacted Coach, Richard, Frecka should do so before that date. • 1,8 Nationals Ame~ican and pitcher Michelle Martino. Both are seniors. The Rangers will go with a roster of 16 players which is two under the maximum number allowed on a team. ,"I like to go with only 16 players. I!s a more comfortable amount of people. I like to get as many people In the game as I can because Idon't like it when you have unhappy people on the bench," said Draft the softball coach since 1977. ' Draft will never be known as the Bobby Knight of women's softball with her off·the-field laissez faire philosophies. "I can't dictate what their off the field activities are, .they are adults and they should know when it's time to have a beer, for example, and when not to. I am not really concerned about it (of( the field behavior) until it becomes a prohlem. "Also, with a large squad like baeball, soccer, and softball, not everyone is going to be friends with everyone etse. AliI ask ts that they work hard, are well disciplined, and respect each other's athletic abilities. I don'tlhink we will have any pr~blems, they seem to get along quite well. "We obviously have not practiced. outdoors so I'm not quite sure what our bats will do," added Draft. "We should be a strong defensive team." The Rangers are basically a hand selected group. "Things are different here at Parkside. People are going to school and they are working. Those who have a strong desire to play, let me know and usually fit ,r;,..... ---~ right in," Draft explained. "Softball is not something you just pick up on the side." The team will travel to Florida March 8 and will play a total of eight games before returning home. "The' last five minutes are really a struggle ... J know I'm going to play most of the game, so J try to put it out of my mind. -Debbie Hansen "We switched our defense after the time out and this led to our big spurt," said center Debby Hansen who canned 27 points and pulled down 11 rebounds in the game. Kelly Conners, a freshman, added 11 points and nine rebounds. The "spurt" narrowed the gap to four points at the half, and shaved 19 points off the Panther lead. The second half was Milwaukee's. "It definalely hurt having a smaU roster," said Miller. "We could not keep up; we got tired. They could substitute frequently. Their top player was out there for only 25 minutes." Hansen, who looked as if she had finished swimming the English Channel, said, "The last five minutes or so you really struggle. 't~lbt &wttt &1tnpp 20% OFF Jelly Beans Week of March .. We h;'ve a full _Iection of Candy & Nuts . - , Located in the Union Bazaar Directly AcrosS from the Info. Ctr. I'm really beat alter a game. 1 don't want it to be an excuse. 1know I'm going to play most of the game so I trY to put it out of my mind. Someone has to pick up the slack somewhere." Miller added, "When Mary Metealf got injured 1 had a little talk with Debbie to tell her that she had to pick up the slack.. She has come on strong in the last ten games." Parkside finished the regular season with a 9-18 record. The tearn will play at Eau ClaU'e Wednesday, Feb 27 Should the Rangers win, they will play at M~· waukee on Friday, Mar 1 In the district tournament. "We know we can beat Eau Clai· reo We played them a couple 01 weeks ago and we just had a bod game." said Hansen In reference to their Feb. t5 loss at Eau Claire. ·'Wendy fits right in with us. I'm really happy this year ; we allA"'a}'S have fun." concluded Ran.sen. Women's basketball Milwaukee's victory no treat for Rangers CROSSWORD PUZZLER 3 Metl1c measure 25 Ha",ng weapons deity .. Son god 28 PrieSt'. 4() Seer mug 5 Atomu vee:tment 41 BarrKUda 6 PlaceS 27 CheCks "2 Pltcn 7 Pedal dlglt 28 Huten U Man', ntCk 8 Indian mulberry 29 Prelkienllal 45 Period 01tat 9 Haul niCkname 46 Emmel' 10Monagod 31 POIdnot.- 48P_ 11 An<:lent P_on 33 L.amp<oy pronoun 16 Manufactured 34 LOYedone 50 ~utk:: .. 17 StOp of cloth 36 More wrluen 20 unmarried _Ucetod 51 Ed''''''_ woman 37 Become ~. 53 Lattn 22 Symbol lor of con)un<::lton tantatom 3g Babytonian 54 Cotoner.lbbt. Puzzler answers on Pa,,,,.::.e,.;7,.......,,,....,..,.,., r;-'''T'',-,''3,.:;;:;.:::.:; ". 1 'i. 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"..... • points on ie-.... ~ ;:. points during the hall, but started Alter a technicalloUI against John- ZuldeYl~. ~t went to the \)OaI'ds and &-6 Ircm the lree throw line cutltng into the R2ngers' advantage son, Par'<side lound their olleuse· great }Oped' peoepie on delens e ." Rundles had 19 points and grahbed as the game neared baIlttm e . In the A 12-2 spurt by tile Rangers put and hel as anon-the-court nine rebounds. Womeldorl added last seven minutes 01 the hall, N.E.I. in a hole. parkside kept the He alSO acted .ng his long arms 14 points and seven rebounds while '" .......... the - ~ pressure ~ tor ~ rest ,,~ .-"""'~ ~ ........ .... ....... ... " - ,.; "" 10 WIth 15 seconds lell, the game, scoring with lay-uPS and In VICtory. kept his teammates led N.E.I. scorers with 17 points R2ngers brought the ball upcourt long-range bombs lrom the perime- His enthuSIasm with Peter Shepherl and !leIInb qwcl<1ylor the last sbot With two ter. loose- . . to zuldey Johnson Smith adding 14. seconds left, Dave SeIlleant put up The Rangers hit the century . In addltit wometdorl' and Jay The Rangers outboarded the an errant 15-loot shot. Erik Womel- mark with about two nunutes lell slDgled o?'When you're up by 10, Golden Eagles 36-29; Parkside also dort was there to slam the baU in the game. The margin 01 VictOry Rundles. fme when veterans had 13 turnovers to N.E.l.'s %7. home at the sound of the buzrer. would have been more il the that'S the I Idorf) take over "Our group bas to come alive pbaarlll;stde had a 44--13 lead at the Rtharnowgesr.s hadn't missed 16 Iree (aRndundmleask,e wItoI,,n:e0 a 16' to 18 point nthoew,u"pcsoamidingJohNnsAolnA Ipnlaryeospllosn. se to "We ha\'e ha. d a bard time matn. "At balltime, we coached like a lead." , t' t b scor- The Rangershaveth . I l.a\lIln& IDteDSlty.When you get up son-<>I-a-g un ." said Johnson. "We "They don t do tha telUnSsYt·ot nde- elr ast regu. b)" 10 p€nnts. that's when you have let them calch up at the end of the 109; they keep good 10 d Yd lim'It lat season game tonight. Parltside th get reboun s an will be in the semi-Hnals 01 the Dis· to keep )"Our inteDSlty level up," fI"t ball, so something bad to be lense, ey 'h t They- tnct 14 playoffs herause it's th. said head coach Roes Johnson done" the otbe r The teams traded baakets jn the Mark Zukley also had a lot to do 're aware t0e1amthsat,toanodnethseOy··mt ake I :~~~c~e d' 10dependent school in the lIrst lour minutes, then the with the second-hall surge. "Cor- happen." The men's basketball team won 20 games in the regular season. a hrsl ume for Par'kside's history The \andrnarl< vnn occurred last WednesdaY, Feb 20 against 'orthlem illinoIS' Golden Eagles The Rangers used a unstoppable olfense and tough delense lD the nd hall to bury the Golden Eaales Th victory avenged the ~ loss Infltcted on Par'<side by N E I an Chtcago back on Feb 2 ThiS pme w all Parkslde's The R3ngen started sloW, but II didn't take long to warm up Her ,Uowtng I E 1 the hrst bud< 01 the game. parl;stde came to hI and oulsCOred the Golden Eag 20-9 o\'er the next se\'en Women display fine running talent in NAIA Indoor Nationals t' ••:,i: ~. • _l~ Soccer club "rusty" but successful last weekend in Milwaukee indoor tournament ParkSlde's Sarah Hletl earned All- Amencan status in the one--nule run Her ttme o{ 509 21 was good lor lourth place "The race i\SeU was pretty much as p\anlled." wd DeWill "Sarah ran a smart race. She started on the lnslde and had to work her \liay out ,n (ront "so she wouldn't get run o\'er .• The distance medley relay team nu "ed becommg All Amencans The team Hnished in fourth but third was needed. Three 01 the gtrls ran their best tlme of the year _Jill Fobair ran the half-mlle leg: Jacqueline Cotton, the quarter-nule leg; Hlelle. the three-quarter nule leg II , ~• I,p "It •""12 r., I. I< by Carol KorteDdkk Sports E41tor -The rust was sho\\;ng." coach Rl<k Kllps said refernng 10 the soccer club's brst match 10 the MII- 'Y<-aukee Indoor Tournament held last weekend The Rangers played . mwaukee. and lost 3-1 Kilps said this ..... the first time. .nee its tnp to ea.worma for Na· uonals. the tearn played against outside competition The rust soon disSOlved, as the men tied Rocldord CoUege lrom nhnOl' I-I Saturday mormng Sunday, into the third malch, the Rangers "changed their strategy" against Green Bay and won 6-4. Parkstde's change meant remov- 109 a defending player for an attacking player to add emphasis on goa\.; B)' the end of the brst hall, the Rangers were ahead ~ 1 "We had an excellent game and leam eflort. The six goals we scored were by six dilferent people," said Kllps. Aller one hour. the team battled and defeated Marquette 4-3, in the seml-linals. The Rangon; held the MlcheUe Marter, who usually ancbo" the relay, had a cold, so De- Wjll put 10 CoUeen Wismer. Hlell ran her leg after an hour's rest (01· lowing her nule Iinal and ran with the same time as ber three-quarter split in her mile final 10 Fnda)"s semi-finals. Jacqueline Colton ran her best time of the year 10 the 6O-yard dash. yet finished tlurd in her beat, which laHed to quaWY her {or the linals. In the one-mile trials, Wismer and Marter botb competed, but failed to qualify. Wismer ran a S~17 and Marter ran 5:20 to linlsh tilth in their respective heats. Fobair placed fifth in her heal in the hall-nule trials, and Julie Ann McReynolds finished filth jn her "Six other teams didn't make it ... we did. We beat some good competition along the u:ay, " --Rick Kilps lead. in the {irst hall, 3-11. Parl<side's pace slowed In the second hall, however. and Marquette tied. Game decision was (orced into a sudden death lie breaker. Two minutes into the tiebreaker, Parksl· de', Greg Winter kicked in the linal goal. The R2ngers kicked 011 another game against Milwaukee about 10 minutes later and lost in the finals two-mile heat. Both girls, however, failed to quaWy. ParkSide finished in a tie lor 15 out 01 56 teams. Adams State Irom Colorado won the meet, (ollowed by Prairieview (Tex.). Milwaukee and Eau Claire finished third and lourth. "I think jt was a good experience for the girls," said DeWitt, "u showed they could compete with the best people in the country. Give our girls some time and work and next year we'U brmg home some places and All_Americans, Carol Romano competed in the one-mile walk at the TAC Nationals. held at Madison Square Garden, last weekend. She finished 11th out of 13 competitors in a time 01 8:12. 6-0. ,"We .;veren't disappointed," said Kilps, We played three games in four hours; physically it was too much for us. "It was encouraging on our part t~ g~t that far. Six other team~ dldn t make it; we did. We beat some good tearns along the wa " si;etatiStiCS were not kept lor ia~k • ,,t !,I 1 ( by KimberUe Kranicb Only 1.47 seconds came between Parkside's Tim Renzelmann and lirst place last weekend 'at the Kan· sas City NAIA National Indoor Track Meet. Parkside qualified two runners for the meet, Renzelmann and Andy Serrano. Parkside tied with four teams for 20th place. 72 teams participated. Renzelmann earned aU of Parkside's eight points by placing second in the 3 mile run. Renzelmann's time was 14:00.28. HHe's a great runner," said coach Lucian Rosa. The best I've ever coached. He always runs faster than 1 tell him to." Rosa felt Renzelmann was physi-~ cally capable 01 taking first but Serrano earned filth plac' with his 4:28.61 mile in the semifinals, though he needed third or beller to qualily lor the finals. White Renzelmann is , senior, Serrano can look forward to one more season. "I hope to qualifya relay team in Nationals," concluded Rosa. Ranger needs sportswriters - MILLER IUGB LIFE ATHLETE OF THE WEEKSarah Hiett . Track &: Field Sarah IS a sophomore from Union Grove High School. At this past weekend'S NAIA ~atlonals she gained indoor All_American. 50nors In the. l-m.le run. Her time waS .09.21. ThiS IS the second time she has won All-American honors Last year she was named· ' In the 1500 me.ters. .__..~ Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, issue 21, February 28, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 13, issue 20 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Guskin discusses campus' mission Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document WiAter Caniival llhoto special lt411es 8 aM 9 Victory for Women' P.e" ~ University of Wisconsin.Parkside • Padlockelected PU AB chair IiIlUIis Padlock, Student-at-large IlpIlS!IIIativeand Union Supervi- II.... electedchair of the Parksi- * UDiOII AdvisoryBoard (PUAB) lot Friday. Prior to the electiou Joi Kemper, Student Organiza- l!O Council (SOC)representative, .. acting chair for the meeting. The board discussed heer selec- .. at events, hartender tipping lid ~e possibility of starting an Tm Driving" club on campus. Kei~ Harmann, Parkside Activi- IWl Board (PAB) representative, J""IIled the group with a resolu- .. prop<JIa1 slating that alcoholic beol!ages III be served at events, IIIliI as dances, should- be chosen ,1IIe IJIOIlIDI'ing group or fndivtd- Committee looks to restructure UC ual(s) who reserve and pay the fa- cility use fee. The proposal also states that beverages for large events, such as the END, should be chosen by the sponsoring group in conjunction with the Union Direc- tor. In the past, the Union has follow- ed an unwritten policy of saying the top selling brand at large events such as the END. At the closed events, such as a private party, more than one is served and the group may request the brand to be served. At open events, such as PAB sponsored dances, the Union serves all the brands that are usu- ally on tap, except super premium. Harmann feels this proposal would aid PAB in securing a beer distributor for sponsorship for the END. Bill Niebuhr, Union Director, said he feels that beer selection is a management decision. "We want the right to sell lbe product that will sell the best," said Niebuhr. Niebuhr explained that this proce- dure has been followed in the past in order to serve the greatest num- her of students, while keeping poli- tics out of the selection process. Bruce Preston, Student-at-large- representative, said he feels that adopting Hannann's recommenda- tion. PUAB would be "protecting the rights of the sponsoring group." CoDlinued o. Poco • Guskin discusses campus' mission will continue to meet to find melbods of implementing the rec- ommendations. On Feb. 28, UC will be makmg an attempt to Raise Awareness on Issues for Students and Education (RAISE). RAISE is a project Dllbe United Slates Student AssociatIOn (USSA1, a group which Paro,de has recently joined RAISE WIll seek to motivate stu- dents to lead a campus coabuon fighting for the maintenance of educational access and quality RAISE also intends to reach out to faculty, administr.lton, aod corn- munity members for their support. The Civil Rights RestoratJon Act of 1985 was also addressed by UC. The act will attempt to restore Civil rights coverage insured by TItle IX. Title VI, Section 504 and the Age Discrimination Act. TItle IX pro- hibits Sf][ discriminatJon III educa- tion Title VI prohibits ducrimatJon on the basis of race, color or nat· tiona! origin. section 504 bans dis· crimation on the basis of dlsabolity and the Age J)iscrimiDatJon Act prohibits discrimiaabon on the hasis of age. Early in 1984 the SupmDe Court ruled that only those acth,Ues re- ceiving direct feden! usis\aIlCe must COlIlply witllTIlIe IX. The de- cision narrowed the """erase of ... isting civil rights laws. The cumnt Restoration Act wou1d brinC bacIr. the original intent of tile civil Ji&bts laws. making enlft iJlstilU~ re- sponsible for elimiDlting - nalion, not just _ procrams or activities. ~.... . PSGA will meet this .. _y III CA 129 to - ~, ..... many other knportaal topies. AU lntere- ted partieS are encoanced ..... fti. corned· we've started to find ouselves in and go back to the loose structure DC once was. We must not get too caught up in the bureaucratic ropes lhat organizations can get caught up in." The committee also recom- mended that experience and skill building, as well as servic~ to stu- dents, be better developed In ~erms of lobbying and educating students about pertainent issues. . "For Parkside the steps UC IS going through will be positive. We will be directly involved on the restructuring, and that mea~s o~r concerns will be heard. Slay,ng on UC at this point would only be to our advantage because this is really a way that we can move our 0,,:," student development forward 10 terms of understanding issues ~ore clearly and knowing what op~ons are out there for this campus. .t The proposals from the commt i tee were accepted by lbe gen~::. assembly and the revIew commt by Pal Hensiak Compos News Editor The Parkside Student Govern- IIIeIIt Associationmet with other Illtems schools last weekend to discuss the restructuring of 'United Council roC), the R-A-I-S-E Cam- JIIliD and the Civil Rights Restora- lion Act 011985. The ad-hoc committee on I!S1ruct1Iring presented a package ~~reeommendaUonsto restructure "" ,body of UC to the organiza- lim s general assembly on Friday, ~. IS. The committee met earlier }'ear to review its previous re- <onI 01 philosophies, purposes and lOab and isolated four general ~leInents _ofphilosophy for use in ..... deliberations. TheCOIIlJllitteeis interested in lee,"! the development of UC :e from that of a heirarchy to .....,~f a grassroots assembly. Terry ~...... PSGA President said, "We IIope III reverse from the heirarchy '" Pal He eamp;.. E4ll« AI • receul Faculty mg. Chancellor Alan F. G presented hIS anah of Partslde has hoeD. and men! 01 .mere It -.Is Gu kin de eribed Pu'" 'd s throe phase< of cIt\-dopmoIl_-COO1llpW1bo IDI)OC tIIrfctiom and -, ments of ..,. induded tile development of lhe major aa· denu< ~ in libml aN and soeeces nd I1lIted prot areas .. well tile t of an aceIIoflt widelcradDate U· hrar) and the IunaC of • • quality r~ullr We'\e do aU those tlunp. 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M'-r Housing ideas sou~ht ing to The architect who has been hired in gettIng student ~~~tu. !ide atudy the housing needs of Park· the destgn of f"to" offer imput are da Will be on campus on Wednes' dents who WlS t ·tII the architect. . y, Feb. 27 outside of the Cafete. urged to mee W1 na frorn \1-2 p.m. He is interested Candidate open f~~~peti_ ~ Ranger is sponsoring a Can· . To date, ~ three presidential F Open Forum on Monday, tion papen d two vice presideJl" ~~ It I p.m. in Main Place. candi~~ f: Presidential candi· 1If tes running for tile offices tJal ope u i Ramsdell, BiD serpe ""1 Sl.udent government president dates are ~ !cOmb v;ee.presiden· . Vice Pl'es\dent will discuss their and Greg 0 are'ErJse5liDe WIe- ~!' student Issut!S and answer tiaI candi:~ Vanderloop. , ..... ,.. from the audience. singer an • r < 2 Thursda; Feb .. 21, 198~ \ Letters to the Editor \ Carnival a success Campus the meaning of SPIRIT. I would like to compliment the enti- re membership of the Geology Club for competing in all the scheduled events (in spite of their missing a few classes along the way). In par- ticular, I would like to acknowledge the efforts of the Geology Club Ex- ecutive Committee - Greg Kitson, Dave Framstead, Tom Siewert, Cindy Lange, and Jack Kemper, and our lead 'singer' Sean Cranley. Without their efforts, ideas, and sacrifices, Winter Carnival would not have been the same. To the Winter Carnival Committee, RANGER, PAC, PAB, and all the other clubs that competed in SNOWBUSTERS, thank you for a SP!RlTED and successful Winter CarnivaL To the Editor: f would like to compliment the Winter Carnival Committee on a very successful SNOWBUSTING event. In the four years that I've been privileged to observe and par- ticipate in Winter Carnival, I've never seen more spirit shown by in- dividual clubs and the campus as a whole. The competition was fierce yet friendly, and the competition for the 'best' club and the SPIRIT AWARD went down to the last few minutes of a very successful BEACH PARTY. My heartiest CONGRATULA- TIONS to the GEOLOGY CLUB for their FIRST PLACE finish. As the Geology Club's advisor, f am pleas- ed to see their victory in the over- aU point standings. What is more important, however, is that the Geology Club, although small in numbers, showed the Parkside There ought to be a law WE MiSCOUNTED ENEMY STRE1'IG''tt, \ GUESS. Peter A. Nielsen Geology Club Advisor but ... me, other club members and most of them would not have voted for him in the first place. Is there not some kind of campus bylaws that says the president has to be elected by the club or is this common practice to have the club president pick him- self. To the Editor: Last year I was a member of the UW-Parkside Bowling Club. We had an election of officers, but this year at the first meeting the cur- rent president introduced himself as the Bowling Club President. There was no election of any kind. Right then I was turned off, be- cause we had no choice in the mat- ter. I have talked to most of the Yes there are many critics oul there who have never seen "Intol· erance," "Citizen Kane," "City \ Lights," "Grand Illusion," "The Seventh S.al," or many olher\ cinema classics, thus limiting their range for comparison (e.g. being able to only compare "Smokey and the Bandit II" to "Smokey and llie Bandit"), and thus many main· stream films that are forgolten in five years open to critical acclaim Some examples: Roger Ebert gave "Grease" four stars, his hi~· est rating. Sounds sillynow.does'l . it? The Marx Brothers' "Duck Soup" received poor reviewsin its time, but is now considered a clas- sic political satire. It's really hard to predictthesta· tus of a film's worih downIherood a few years without comparingilto similar products and boW weU THEY did over a period of lime. And yet if the film doeshold~, another later film could come along a~d be so much bellerthalil renders the first film insigruficanl It gets pretty crazy after a while All in all, my reviewsof films on campus or in the theatres are meant as an example, based on my knowledge, Irom on' studentto an other. There's nothing wrong Illlli checking them out 'to comp~e00 your own ideas of the film OT.l~ style of fi\mll1aking, but I ce~ don't expect them to be cons gospel. I hope this clears~p'" questions. Thanks for "kin!. by Jlm Neibaur Feature Editor Comedy is a good example be- cause virtually nothing, other than Woody Allen's films, has come along in this genre since the forties that even smacks of innovation. Every jest, trick or comic personal- ity is a throwback to some style al- ready performed better by a past comic. Richard Pryor is a funny man, but in no way compares to Charles Chaplin as far as innovation in the field is concerned. Leon Errol was a funny man too, but now, thirty odd years afler his death, nobody but those who were around when he was active remem- ber him. His popularity matched Pryor's in his time, but he added nothing to the genre of screen corn- edy other than the fact that he was lunny. Well actually somebody did ask me. In fact a lot of people have been asking me how I go about rat- ing films when doing movie reviews in The Ranger. Allow me to ex- plain, please. First of all, a film review, no matter how informed the critic may be, is still just somebody's opinion. In order to give impressions or opinions on any subject the critic must have an understanding of the subject being analyzed. As far as I'm concerned, I have seen virtually every major film made before 1970 and a good portion of the minor works as well. After 1970 I have seen roughly seventy percent of the major releases. When reviewing a film, I will look at how well it is scripted, di- rected, acted, its production values, whether it seems to be the type of picture that will live on or date badly, and how it fits in comparison to other films of its genre. This is the important element, the element of comparison. Some- body who calls "Dirty Harry" a good detective drama may not have seen "Angels With Dirty Faces," "Double Indemnity," or "G-Men." How does a film like "Grease" look? To third graders it might look wonderful, but when compared to every musical ever made, if "Sin- gin' in the Rain" is a four or five star product, "Grease" emerges as Ex-Bowling Club Member Ed J Walek III Sno' joking matter there I sat, not a house in sight, in the middle of the road with my car buried in a snow bank because I needed to get to class. To make a long story short, I did not make it to my classes and ended up paying $50 to get my car home. It is ridiculous for the admin- istration to make students take their lives in their hands to make class because school is open. I don't know il the Chancellor is able to walk. to school, but I am not. Like many others, I live more than five miles from school and I have to drive because I do not live near a bus route. It is unfair to us who live out in the county to deny us the chance to come to class because the roads are impassible. I am sure that a lot of the city students did not make it to school either. When the roads are as bad as they were last Tuesday, even Parkside should have been closed. To me it shows an unfeeling administration who believes that education comes be- fore the student's lives. Barbara ADn Johnson To the Editor: It is hard to believe that Chancel- lor Guskin could do this to us. On Tuesday of last week I got up as usual to come to school. I listened to the weather report to check on school closings because of the snowing and drifting. When I heard that all the area schools were clos- ed except for the Kenosha Unified and Parkside I decided that I would try to get to classes as usual. I re- ceived a phone call very early in- forming me that one of my classes had been canceUed, but that did not deter me. I felt that if I waited until 9 a.m. the roads would be plowed and I would have no prob- lem getting to my other classes. What a joke. Just because Parkside is open doesn't mean the roads are open. f started out for school and I was lucky - I got three miles from my house before I got stuck. in a mon- ster of a snow drift. I found out later that many others were not SO lucky, they only made it a block or two before getting stuck! Well, A critic's purpose is' to give im- pressions 'and opinions based on his or her knowledge of the subject. When I review movies I base it on studies conducted as a hobby since childhood which include several ar- . ticles I have written for cinema oriented periodicals and a book on the evolution of screen comedy "The Complete Guide to Movie Co: medians" which I wrote for McFar· land publishers. 110ve movies, but those of us who are really into them heavy are a lot less tolerant 01 : mainstream filmmaking that just . doesn't compare well to the realm of motion pictures. Ra"f/ef;S w.ntten. and edited by students at UW-Psrkside and they'" so~ly: sponslble for Its editorial policy and content. Published every ThufSd6Y dlJflflg actH/Bmlc year eJ«:epr during brub and holidays. _ Ranger Is printed by the Racine JoumsI Times. rJ .AII CDmlSpondtmce should be addressed to' p"'*side Ranger. ~53- WlSCons/n-Parkside. Box No. 2000. Kenosha. WI 53141. Te/tIphone (",,4) 5 2295 or (414) 553-2287. • I Letters to thfl editor will be BCcflpted if typewritten. double-spaced (In st~ s ze paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be s1gtWd. with' phone tHJmber Included for verif'lCation purpOSfJs. Names win be wlthhfld u';; quest. OHdNne for lettttrs is Tuesday at to a m for publklltion ThufSdI'l< rDfY reSflrvtlS tllft right to edit letters and refuse I.;'e~ containing f.$IIand (/#fit'" content Jennie TunldeiC'l ···· ···· Editor Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor Bob Kiesling Community News Editor Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Rick Luehr Asst. Feature Editor Carol Kortendick Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor JI11Whitney Nielsen - ·.., ,.. Copy Editor Andy Buchanan · ················· Business Manager Mike Farrell Advertising Manager Pat Zirkelbach Distribution Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager WRITERS· : Kari Dixo~, Natalie Haberman, Darryl Hahn, Kimber lie Kranich Steve Kratochvil. Jeff Leisgang, Robb Luehr r Joan Mattox, Julie Pendleton Kevin Zirkelbach. ' PHOTOGRAPHERS . Jay Crapser, Scott Curly, Darryl Habn Kristine Odegaard, Ann Rupert. '-. " ___ ..d Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, issue 20, February 21, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 13, issue 19 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Gen Con leaves Parkside Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document D Happy a(entine's Day ~ University of Wisconsin-Parkside Training athletes pagell Vol. 13, No. 19 ,GenCon leaves Parkside Gen Con, the world's largest game convention, is moving to MECCAthis year, a spokesman for TSR,Inc. said last week. TSR spokesman Philip Grisolia saidthere are a number of reasons for the move, but the convention probably would have been moved inthe next several years because of its size. Last year Gen Con atracted 8,600 participants during a four day pe- ]iod in August, and this year's at- tendnance is estimated to be 12-15,- 000. The move will cost the Parkside Unionaboout $10,000 in profits this year, which will compound the fi- nancial troubles the union has been having this year. "Last year's convention was the biggest we ever had and it was crowded," Grisolia said. "The Parkside Union facility, as nice as it is, and as pleasant as the administration is... If the convention is to grow, it's got to find a bigger house," he said. Grisolia said TSR was planning to hold the convention at Parkside this year. but another convention in Kenosha had booked 600 botel rooms. The company proposed holding the convention the week before, but that weekend is during summer school. Parkside's admin-· istration offered to change the sum- mer school schedule, but by that time the company decided to hold the convention at MECCA. Union Director Bill Neibuhr said the Union made about $10,000 from the convention last year. Combined with the drop in enrollment this year and a drop in alcohol sales, the convention's loss is expected to compound the loss of revenue by the Union this year. "It's like starting off the year with that kind of loss to make up," he said. He said, however, that the Union is not considering cuts in services yet, because many of the cuts would not save money. He said that while the Union pboto by Pat Zirblbaell Snowbusters! Pi Sigma Epsilon, tbe Marketing Club, grabbed first place in the Win- ter Carnival Window Painting Contest on MOBday, .se<oBd place Raager (see page 4) aDd third plae, IDter Varsity Cbrisliaa !eUo,:,,' Ship, Come to the Luau Beacb Party OB~y, ~t~:~ ".";,, m Mam • Place aDd lind out who sball emerge victorIOus. may begin marketing itself more aggressively as a meeting facility, but it must avoid direct competi- tion with the community. "I don't thnk there are any real essay answers," he said. "I can't see any way student fees aren't going to go up." Grisolia said that among the rea- sons for MECCA's. selection is the proximity to the lake and that the hall can hold about 200 booths, about twice the exhibitors the Phy Ed building can hold. Grisolia said TSR can fill those booths. MECCA also is air conditioned, which be said participants list as an important factor. Even though the revenue from the convention is not budgeted by the Union, Niebuhr said, the Union has gotten used to getting the money, "When Gen Con came here it was mucb smaller and it was only in the last few years that the reve- Due generated was really signiti- cant," Niebuhr said, And the winner is... ParUide's CoUege Bowl team will co~te at DePaul Uaiversity on Friday and Saturday agalast a total of 16 teams from MlebigOD, .Wisconsin aDd IlliDols. The wiDalBg leam from lbis eveat will 10 OB to a sectional competition. Team members are (left to right) Kim V.. Alkemade, Andy Brbel, Joseph Hazelton aDd Kurt Sorensen, al- ternale Andy Buchanan (not pictured). On-campus housing possible by Pat Hensiak Campus News Editor By 1986, Parkside may be break- ing ground for on-campus student housing. Parkside is the only four year system campus which does not have on-campus housing. Tom Krimmel, Director of De- velopment and Alumni Affairs, authored a draft proposal concern- ing the possibility of developing on- campus housing. Krimmel said he is looking at the educational benefits for on-campus bousing, which is wby he developed the proposal. He said that the pro- posal is in a very priliminary stage at this point, and will go through major reworking before being presented to UW-System admin- istration. On-campus housing would solve several students' transportation problems, as well as provide stu- dents with a "collegiate living /learning environment by living away from home" stated the ration- ale/proposal. . Racine YMCA, which currently houses 85 students in a donn style arrangement, is Parkside's only bousing facility. The disadvantage of the YMCA Is that it is seven miles away !rom campus. The only link between the students and cam- pus is the Racine Bus Service. The on-campus bousing rationale states that students with families could be provided with "convenient child-care, time and cost savings in transportation, meal plan oppor- tunities for their families, and an opportunity to participate more fully in the University" if housing was built. A third group receiving benefits from on-campus housing are retir- ees. "A university campus is an ideal place for retired citizens who want the stimulation and challenge of sharing ideas and energy with other retirees as well as the entire university community." states the rationale. Other services offered to retired students include, Family Practice Medical Clinic, complete food serv- ice, recreational facilities. enter- lainment, nationally recognized li- brary, seminars, forums and confer- ences. The rationale contends that on- campus housing would improve stu- dent committment to the campus and to the completion of degrees and retention would increase. Several services on campus would be affected by the continual presence of students on campus. Food service could be expanded, direct and spectator participation "is strongly enhanced by the pres- ence of students living on campus." Evening and weekend activity par- ticipation would increase. Child care could remain open for ex- tended periods. The Union ODdPhy Ed would be able to provide expan- ded programs, Siewart. SOC chair by Julie Pendleton At a SOC (Student Organization Council) meeting on Wednesday, Feb.6, Tom Siewert was appointed. to the position of chairperson of the organization. As cbairperson, Siewert will or- ganize and oversee all SOC meet- ings. in addition, he will act as me- diator between the various clubs on campus, the PSGA (Parkside Stu- dent Government Association) and the administration. Siewert is currently actively in- volved in the Geology Club as Vice President. He does not see, how- ever, problems in maintaining his dual role. "I plan to strive for efficiency I" said Siewert. His role as chairperSOn of the SOC will officially begin March 1. Siewert plans on retaining the seat until Spring of 1986 when he gradu- ates. - ., Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, issue 19, February 14, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 13, issue 18 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Budgets finalized for 85-86 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Terry Tunks, PSGA (Parkside Student Government Association) president, announced Monday her candidacyfor president of United . Councilof UW Student Govern- ments. UnitedCouncil serves as a lobby- ing group for student rights and is a Iiasonbetween state student gov- ernments, the University Chancel-, lars, the Board of Regents and ex- ecutivebranches of state govern- ment. Ole Otto, Student government President, Uw-whltewater, is also vyingfor the UC president position. The UC presidency is a one year tenn with a $10,000 salary. Presi- dential elections will be held on March30 at UW-Superior. - £SGA Housing discussed not they would be able to justify asking for a computer. "I'm not sure we'll be able to do that, since we did already have funding for a computer this year. and. we gave it back to SUFAC," he said. Tunks said, "I think SUFAC un- derstands that one of the key rea- sons we gave that money back ~ to help out with the shortfall this past year. That certainly wasn't our way of saying we don't need a com- puter." . Approval was given for Jackie Sutherlin to join the Senate. Suther- lin completed her Senate mternshlp and reported the results of .her sur- vey, which addressed the ISSue of student retention at Parkslde. Sutherlin reported that most of the students she surveyed feel they at- tend a quality Institution. Most of those who are pleased WIth the urn- versity are so because of the good rapport they can develop WIth fac- ulty and staff. Several students ~d in the survey that a key factor 10 students leaving this campus IS .that they cannot fully experien~ urnver- 'ty lifestyle because there IS no on- ~pus housingavailable. _ CoDliDued ou Pille 4 Thurs., Feb. 7, 1985 Tunks runs for UC post by JeDDie Tnnkieicz Editor PSGA(Parkside Student Govern- !'lent Association) brought several issaes of vital concern to the floor of the senate for discussion. During her president's report, Terry Tunks discussed the idea of ~n-campushousing. "The plans are ?' the works for- on campus hous- mg, ·things are still in the rough draft stage, but as it stands now, the project will be In three phases. FIrSt. single student housing proj- ect would be built with each room haVing a separate bath, then down the road there would family nous- Ingconslructed and third would be hOUSingfor senior citizens who are stUdents here." .The Senate discussed the possi- bility of regaining access to pur- chase a computer. Tunks said, "My Intentions are to go to SUF AC at some point next week with a com- plete rationale and ask them for rnoney from reserves so we can ob- lain a computer. I really think this ~ll be a vital move for the senate. In terms of stepping up productiv- Ity." Andrew Buchanan Senator, questioned Tunks as to' whether or - .Terry Tunks Tunks has been involved in many organizations and committees on campus for the past four years. She has held many leadership positions, besides her current PSGA president position, and has been intrumental in policy development on campus. Tunks feels that the competition for the presidency' will be tough, but she is looking forward to the race. "I look forward to this chal- lenge and hope to obtain the oppor- tunity to, through the help of the members of United Council, lead that organization to a beller repre- sentation of our students," said Tunks. Women's track team off to running start Page 16 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 13, No. 18 Budgets finalized for 85-86 by Jennie TuDkieicz Editor percent over the 1984-85fiscal year. "That's not completely accurate due to • budgetary shortfall in the Fall of 1984. But increases In budgets have not been extreme and there have been substantial de- creases," she said. A shortfall between $30,000 and $40,000 plagued SUFAC early this fall. Hensiak said that the shortfall occured because the student projec- tion was higher than the actual stu- dent enrollment. Enrollment was low because the economy improved causing more students to go away to school, feels Hensiak. To ollset the shortfall, SUF AC asked each group, which had re- quested funds last year, to "put a little hack in the pot." Hensiak said, "People were exceptionally responsive. Almost every group gave something hack so almost the entire shortfall amount was made up." Hensiak feels that there has been greater budgetary awareness and understanding this year which she attributes to the shortfall. But not everyone was under- standing and cooperative. Hensiak received several threatening phone calls concerning the posibilities of cutting budgets during the shortfall "One caller said, 'There is going to be hell 10 pay' if their budget was cut." Hensiak: is sure she knows who the threats came from. but she refused to name the assail- ant, and she looks back on the situ- ation laughingly. "SUFAC didn't look at the budgets with gleaming silver scis- sors in our hands. I was astounded that someone would feel so fright- ened about giving back parts of their budget. Yet, I understand that budgeting can be very emotional and personal - it could be some-- ones job, or their entire mcorne. an the hands of six committee mem- bers," said Hensiak. SUFAC, in cooperation with Jenny Price, Interim Director of Student Life, created a post-bacbe- lorette internship position in the CoDliDu'" OD Page 4 The budgeting process for service groups for the 19B5-a8 liscal year is over. .SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee) has approved the allocation of over $500,000 to clubs, organizations and student services, ie. Health Center, Child Care and Phy Ed, etc. A segregated fee is the $164.50 assess- ed per students per semester In- cluded in tuition payments. Budgets were approved by the PSGA Senate on Friday and were submitted for approval to the Chan- eellor and David Holley, Controller. The budgets will then be sent to the Board of Regents for final ap- proval. SUF AC is made up of six student Senators and two student-at-large seals, although the committee cur- rently is not full. Pat Hensiak, SUF AC chair. said that it appears that the total budget increase is only about two-thirds SUFAC BUDGET rIlOrOSEII ~- -..sfIDEaIWE ,_ ~ 1914-85 1_ IDOllMSI lDOllMSI /RIAl1 Athletics $58,083 $58.083 SO O.lJOtII $58.083 Auxiliary Servica AccolInlilll 7.700 8.600 9lIlI 11.69lIlI 8.600 Clrild Care C81ter 20.855 20,855 0 O.lJOtII 20.855 11IIIIService (Union) 90,500 90,500 0 O,lJOtII 90.500 HlIII1II lIlIlce &7.524 71.834 4,310 &,38tII &7,524 H_II 33.725 33.725 0 O.lJOtII 33.725 !'Irksl* Aclivllles IoIni 51.8&0 53.741 1.881 3.&3fIiI 53.141 PS8A 15,810 12.711 (3,099) -19.60" 12.711 !'Irbi* Ullion 1&&.426 184.542 18,11& 10,M 182,146 PIer SlIpport 4.&24 4,465 (159) -3.44" 4.465 _r 17,880 17.880 0 O.lJOtII 17.880 1IIcl1ltion/llllnMI1Is 44.419 45,727 1,308 2.94l\1a 45,727 SbHIetIl Activities 81111I111 4,800 3,959 (841) -17,52'ia 3,959 StIdetII AcIIvIIiIS lIlIlce 97.548 100,201 2,&53 2.72'ia 100.201 StMlt OrplliZlllOl CoIIlCiI 24.745 22,471 (2,274) -9,19l1i 21.871 SUFAC &&0 510 (150) -22,73ft11 510 W1l118r CarllinI/HoM.C •• illl &,425 0 (&.425) -I00,lJOtII 0 AU-c.pa Evllls 11.425 11.425 11.425 TOTAL S713,584 S741.229 SZ7.&45 3.87l\1a S718.323 2 Thursday, Feb. 7, 1985 Am CU'fS IN OUR MILITARY BUDGET WOULD, X FEEL, NECESSITATE OUR NOT PROVIDING ANY DEFENSE FOR, Sl\Y, NEBRASKA. Letters to Editor Changing locks becomes SNAFU partment informed me that no ODe was on duty in the Security office yet, but that they would infonn them of my dilema when someone came in to work. While I was on 'the phone with the Sheriff's De- partment in Greenquist the fire alanns started going off. 1 had no idea if there was an actual emer- gency or if it was only a test. . Eventually, a Security person ar- rived with a key and opened the PSGA door, but a lot of time was wasted because of a Security SNAFU. Blame also should go out to Pbysical Plant. wbo was suppos- ed to make the keys. and the Stu- dent Services, who failed to pass on the names of office key holders and' the number of keys needed for stu- dent offices. This problem could have easily been avoided if keys would have been issued to key holders BE- FORE the locks were changed, or if Security personnel would be around to open offices when requir- ed, like in this situation. Barbara Johnson To the Editor: Talk about campus foul-ups, this is one (or the record books! Mon- day morning at 7:25 a.m., my hus- band and I arrived on campus. WIlen we tried to enter the building through the doors at WLLC by the Coffee Shoppee we found the doors were still locked. The campus offi- cially opens at 7 a.m .• so why was the door locked? Well, we went up, around and down in Comm Arts to get to the PSGA office. My husband, who is PSGA vice-president, tried to open the PSGA office door with his key. but it did not work. Apparently. Campus Security lost a master key ring quite a while ago and are just now replacing all the locks. So I called Secunty to come and open the PSGA office door, since they were the only ones who had the keys. The phone rang at least 10 times before someone answered it, and it wasn't answered by Security. but by the Kenosha County Sher- ill's Department. The Sherilf's De- me, but ... harassment Nobody asked "Insatiable" was not ing. When the lights came up. some of those same people were anx- iously looking around to see who saw them, and who they could see. 1 think the. film, and other por- nography, for some serves' as a way to deal with the emotional, sensi- tive and embarrassing issue of sex. I really can't see what, harm films like "Insatiable" can do. If they are made by consenting adults and seen by consenting adults, the choice should be left up to the indio vidual. Personally, during "Insati- able".1 kept waiting for something different to happen. It didn't. And, while "I was 'waiting, a line from a "MASH" show popped into my head that sums up the whole expe- rience pretty well. "Why all the preoccupation with sex,"som~ne asked B,J. "Lack of occupation with sex," 'he-answered. ,Bingo. In short, even when considered as a porn film, ."Insatiable" was not well-crafted. On the more positive side, there was no real violence against women in the film. Sex, yes. Violence, 'no. The crux of the "story" involved a woman who simply could not have her sexual needs fulfilled. This story line pleased me a little. It was refreshing to see a woman seeking her own sexual satisfaction. This is one of the main aims of the femi- nist movement, and while the film is no masterpiece, at least it con- tained a little seed of progress. What actually interested me the most was the' fact that most of the audience at the show 1 attended was male .. During the film;' some vocal viewers showed just how much they were enjoying the Iilm. That was w!Ule the. film Was play- hy Karl DixoD Writer states he's not a 'slaue holder' After two weeks of discussing pornography with almost everyone that I know, I swallowd my femi- nist pride, and against the wishes of my mother went to see "Insati- able" because 1 feU that I couldn't form an opinion about something I knew nothing about. I left the film wondering what all the fuss was about. After enduring what had to be one of the most boring films I have ever seen, my desire to have anything further to do with por- nography was definitely satiated. The acting in the film (that re- quired dialogue) was laughable. The scenery (not to mention costu- mes) was bland and easily forgetta- ble. The editing and the pacing could have been done more profes- sionally by a first-year film student. is her right? Can we expect that a mother of five who doesn't want or can't afford another child to prop- erly care and raise the unwanted child? I think we already know about the effects of neglect and frustration. especiaUy by the time one reaches adolescence. Each per. son has personal reasons which they feel are legitimate. Let God be the judge not man. Who's to say what we've missed. Mr. Bliss. I find your parallel be- tween myself (and others who bold my view) and the Nazis and slave- holders to be offensive. I'm sure you meant it that way. How can you judge when you clearly don't know me! Arguing one's point of view is fine but drawing such paral- leIs is crass, irresponsible and shortsighted. I can assure you that I embrace We with as much passion as you do. To the Editor: I wish 10 respond to Mr. Bliss' letter to the editor in the Jan. 17 issue of the Ranger. Mr. Bliss, nobody gave me (or others) the rigbt to impose my views on "the 15 million unborn." Nobody gave you the right either. it's the individual's right. I do not think it's a moral issue either, it's a philosophical issue. At what point IS the unborn a thinking and feeling human being? I do agree that an unborn child is genetically capable of developing into adulthood but reality seems to always intercede our idealistic fantasies. Who is going to love the haby between a rapist and his victim? Would you want your wife to carry around the reminder of her rape for nine months? Why should a woman when confronted with the real pes- sibility of death from giving birth not be able to choose what she feels .J Bock named system special assistant The former dean of the Madison School of Business, Robert H. Bock, has accepted an appointment as Special Assistant to the UW-Sys- tern President for Economic Devel- opment. Bock will help develop "increas- ed and enhanced communication and relationships with Wisconsin business and industry," according to UW-System President Robert M. School of Busin~ss, where he served as dean from 1972 to 1984. His areas of special academic i~t~~· est include corporate responslblli· ties and Wiconsin business develop- ment. . Before coming to wlscons'e. Bock was dean of the School 01 Business Administration at the Uni- versity of Miami (Fla.). O'Neil, "He will work closely with the new assistant vice president for government and business relations David Martin, and assist in a varie- ty of special projects." 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Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, issue 18, February 7, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, issue 17, January 31, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 13, issue 16 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Student Life - Price named Director Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Students' views on Ulnsatiable" Page 3 Dr. Olsen discusses Saudi Arabia trip Page 8 ~ University of Wisconsin-Parkside Metcalf leads women's team Page 11 Vol. 13, No. 16 Ranger photo by Dave MeEvoy Winter Wonderland: A bridge' at Petrllying Springs is snug under a blanket of snow. PSGA looks at United Council ThlI Parkside Student Govern- menr Association (PSGA) will travefthis weekend to Stout for the monthly United Council meeting, where issues dealing with the Segregated University Fees Alloca- tion Committees for the UW schools and sexual harassment on the various campuses will be dis- cussed, Other concerns to he ad- dressed by individual committees afe tuition increases, comparable worth, the 21-year drinking age ISSue and the student Regent seat. Terry Tunks, president of PSGA, said "We're trying at this point to ~ome as active as possible in United Council. Tbey deal with a lot of issues that this campus faces, or has the potential to lace. While Parkside is a very unique institu- han within the System, the issues they (U.C.) address and the level they address them on is very basic, and it's a way of brainstorming and ~ling resources to capture solu- tions to current issues." Tunks said that at this time UC is exploringthe options involved in setting up a computer configuration throughout the campuses to lessen cOmmunication costs and to keep the lines of communication more open throughout the entire system. PSGA is currently dealing with the ISSueof their own exposure and the dillerent ways they can make themselves more available to help students 'with questions and direct them to the right serivces. "What • issues we would like to do is heighten the student body's awareness in regard to the services on campus ~ not just what we in PSGA can do for them but other services like the Sexu~l Harassment Advisory Com- mittee. We'd like to raise the awareness to challenging what's being done about something if a student is dissatisfied with what they seem to he experiencing here. We want to encourage students to question what they don't under- stand. We want them to understand that PSGA is a resource where they can bring some of these questions and if we as students can't answer their question, maybe we can direct them to someone who can." PSGA elections for ollicers and new senators will come up quickly. "We want to see people get in- volved. We can't do it alone. We'd like to see everyone who takes something away from ~pus be able to contribute back into the campus. One way of doing that is to serve as a senator or as an offIcer in student government. There's a lot to be learned in the classrooms, but there's a lot to he learned out- side the classroom, too. I think It would be great to have more stu- dents involved and understa~d ,?,e rocesses within the university. p Tunks also pointed out that PSG A intends to be~t Ranger hands down in the Spmt Award Competition during WlOter Car- nival .. Winter Carnival Clubs prepare for week of Snow busting events by Julie Pendleton On Monday, Feb. 11, the sixth annual Winter Carnival "Snowbus- ters," will commence its week long gala of club and individual events. "The Winter Carnival allows for a healthy competition between clubs," said chairperson Jill Whit- ney Nielsen. Merit points are awar- ded to the first, second and third place winners of the various events. At the completion of each day's competitions, points will he tallied and stanchngs Will he posted in the Student Activities Ollice. The first day of the Carnival will close with a Ghostbusters Dance at 8:30 p.m. in Union Square. For those students wearing a "Snow- busters" button, admission will be ball price. Buttons will he on sale in the Bookstore, the information center and at each event. In addition to club events, there will be a variety of individual events. These events win be open to all students, faculty, stalf and alumni. Winners will be awarded prizes. New to the Winter Carnival this year is the Spirit Award. Anony- mous judges will attend random events, noting which club has the most spirit. First place winner of the Spirit Award will receive 250 merit points and atrophy. Second place will receive 100 points and third will receive SO points. This special feature enables a club to must be submitted to the Student Activities Office at 4 p.m. Friday, Feb.8. The grand finale of the Carnival is a Luau/Beach Party Dance to be held at 8:30 p.m, in MaID Place. Students wearing either a button or a t-shirt will be admitted free. Otherwise, admission is $1. T- shirts, like buttons. will be availa- ble at the Bookstore, the informa- S~BUsrERS boost its standings. "An event like Winter Carnival gets people together," said Nielsen. All competitors will automati- cally receive 25 points. Sponsors of events will he awarded 125 points. Entry forms for the competition will he mailed to the clubs and or- ganizations. In addition, they will be available at the information kiosks, the information center and the Student Activities office. Forms tion center and at the events. Winners of the club events will he announced at the Friday night dance. First place winner will re- ceive a traveling trophy and 51SOto be deposited in the ciub's account. Second place winner will receive 5100and the third place winner will receive $50. Individual winners will he awarded cash prizes. Amounts may vary. Don't miss the fun! Student life Price named Director In his first week as Interim As- to the Assistant Chancellor for Edu- sistant Chancellor of Educational cational Services, and she regards Services, Michael Bassis appointed the appointment as an expansion of Jenny Price to the position of Inter- the role she's already played. "In im Director of Student Life. the past the role was more oriented "Jenny has heen doing a lot of to supporting the needs of the As- those same kinds of things for a sistant Chancellor and the Director long time and she has a lot of expo- of the Union and the Coordinator of "Jenny (Price) is super-qualified, and she'll be a strong resource in helping to build the posi- tive ... climate which has been developing here. " Michael Bassis, Assistant Chancel/or of Educa- 'tional Services. rienee there," stated Bassis. "More than anything, this formalizes those duties. Jenny is super-qualified, and she'll be a strong resource in helping to buitd the kind of atmos- phere and climate to encourage more programmatic kinds of things. She'll fit into the positive climate which has heen developing here, and because of the kinds of quali- ties she's displayed in the past, Jenny will be able to encourage that climate." Price will still act as the assistant Student Activities, but now I'll he a little freer to set the agenda." The appointment was brought about alter a concern expressed by some students that they weren't re- ceiving all of the same services they had received when the university had the position of Dean of Student Life. The position was put on freeze a little over a year and a baH ago, and the duties of that position were dispersed among Education Serv- ices stall. At this poinl, Price will take over some of those duties and further develop tbe duties that were dispersed to her when the position was frozen. In terms of her role with stu- dents, Price has an interest in help- ing the students further develop their issues and find out what need! to he done to make ParIlside reach further levels of success. "There are a lot of students who have a lot of experience within this institution and they expect things to he done in a certain way. I'm interested in tapping into those students as re- sources and as people and hnd out exaclly what some of their ideas are in terms of making Parkside better. I'd like to tap into them as peopte and find out what they've gotten out of all their experience and what we can do to help pass those experiences along to other students. In terms of students, we want to lind what we're doing, and lind out most what else needs to he done. Maybe we really can do bet- ter and develop some of those thiDgs that have been raised as is- sua" F 2 Tbunday, Jau. U, 1985 Editorial Parks ide is not • • • an imitation. Governor Anthony Earl must suffer a great deal of pain from con- stantly putting his foot into his mouth. His latest faux pas in the con- tinuing saga .... slating that many campuses in the UW-System are ..pate images" of UW-Madison. We feel the Governor fails to completely understand the full char- ge of a university such as Parkside. This is a small, undergraduate community college with a srong liberal arts program and fine prof~- sional programs. One purpose of this university is to make quality educatin a possibility for people wbo ordinarly would be unable to at- tain one. This university is. in fact, unique. Parkside was designed to meet the modem industrial needs of this community and it has achieved this goal. We have a high quality faculty, which is always available to the students, and an incomparable academic staff. In addition, the campus is the center of cultural activity for both Racine and Ke- nosha. Is it not enough that Earl endorses an unacceptable catch-up pay plan lor our faculty and staff? Is it not enough that Parkside students will pay lor Madison's faculty pay increases with tuition increases? Must we also endure the Governor's cheapening of our education WIth derogatory statements? We suggest that the Governor take a closer look at Parkside and our fellow "pale image" campuses. We invite him to visit Parksi- de ...iI he got to know this university, we are sure he would be "en- lightened." Letter to the Editor Campus is no place far porn To the Editor Whenever George Molinaro was questioned about what he thought the University of Parkside meant to tum. one of his favorite answers was that Parkside should be a bind- Ing soclaI and cultural center of Ra- eme and Kenosha with an emphasis on enlightenment and uplifting ac- tiviues. Now the Parkside Activities Board is going to show publicly the X·rated film "Insatiable" under the guise of art education. I fully agree with the need for education, but I would prefer safe education. There is an education on campus about nuclear radiation, but it is nol shown to the public by placing a ra- dioactive isotope in the Main Ba- zaar and inviting the public to view it unprotected. The responsible dis- play of sexually explicit films is best shown in the controlled envi- ronment of a classroom, where sensible discussion may take place alter the viewing. Is it not irresponsible to flaunt publicly man's most debased exees- ses on campus especially when we are supposed to be the pinnacle of education in the community? Let's all work for Mr. Molinaro's vision of Parkside as the uplifting cultural center of a great people. FranIdin KuaeusJd The Ranger staff is issuing a challenge to all clubs and organizations participating in the Winter Carnival events. We are certain we will be victorious, but we urge you all to try anyway. 1985 will be remembered as the year of the Ranger landslide. But please enter so that we can at least have some practice. Gooooo Ranger! - fiMIeIa _ EdItor Pat B_ _ CuDpas News EdItor Boll KleoIIac .•..· ("'nmn'ly News EdItor Jim Nelhaur Fealll1'e EdItor J:idl Laehr AaIl. Fealll1'e EdItor OoroIltorteacUd: Sports EdItor Dave McEvoy PIloto EdItor JIB ~ NieIIea .................................•.............•..•.... Copy EdItor :::: =~~.~.~:.:.::.:.::.. r:':.. i:':..:::..:':.:':::.:'.~ =: Pat Zlrtel_ DiItrIIlIItIoto Maaqer lIrada n AaIl. __ Maaqer . , but... Nobody asked me! Protesting porn is censorshtp U feminists want to make the dissemination of pornography ill .. gal, then maybe someone else WiD decide that the ideas of the Iemi- nist movement should not be dts- seminated either. To many, espe- cially the members of the radical right, feminism has done as much damage to this country's moral fiber as pornography. by Kart Dixon Parkside Activities Board, despi- te the obvious possibility of contro- versy has decided to show an X- rated' film next week as part of its film series. While I am in no way a fan or advocate of pornography, I must support their decision. PAB is exercising one of the most impor- tant rights that this country pro- vides, and seeing them do it re- stores my faith in the fundamental basis of our democracy. The question of pornography puts me in an uncomfortable philo- sophical position. I am a feminist, and no one understands the inequi- ties that women suffer in a male- dominated society better than 1. But I have a political philosophy that causes me to have a passionate and unyielding belief in the Bill of Rights. It is over the issue of por- nography that these two ideas clash. Two years ago when an X-rated film was shown, feminists and other concerned poeple protested because they felt pornography was degrading to women and should not be shown on a college campus. A year ago two feminists in Minneap- olis attempted to have a bill passed through the City Council that would have made the sale of pornography a violation of women's civil rights, and therefore punishable in court. The bill failed to pass, and while 1 respect the actions of these and other feminists, 1 think they are missing something. The same right that allows peop- le to protest the showing of a porno film allows that film to be shown. The same right that allows femi- nists to publish works designed to promote social change allows the porno film to be shown. You can- not have one right without the other· they go hand-in-hand. State of Wisconsin, lobbying the governor and Wisconsin's congres- sional delegation where appropri- ate, coordinating the annual United Council Legislative Conference and chairing and directing the activities of the Legislative Affairs Standing Committee of United Council. Applicants mut have current leg- The choice of whether or not to see pornography is, and should be, a decision left up to the individual adult. Those who feel that it is of- fensive don't have to go. And those who want to see it should haee that right. That dissemination of informa- tion cannot be selective. If the free- doms guaranteed under the BiD of Rights are compromised, this socie- ty could suffer far greater damage than the showing of any Xrated litin could cause. United Council job open STAFF Jim Burge, Konise Cassity Jay Crapser, Mike Froehlke, N~talie Haberman, Darryl Hahn, Kimberlie Kranich, Steve Kratochvil Jeff Leisgana, Mary Lojesti, Robb LUebr JoaD ldiitto<, Julie Pendleton, ~ ~::am~aureen Wa"ro, Kevin islative knowledge in educational issues on the state and federal levels. Strong communition and writing skills are necessary. . The position offers substanllal salary and benefits. Please send resume to Scott C. Dacey, president, 8 West Mifflin St., Madison, Wis. 53703. RB~ger is ",,:"tten and edited by students at UW-Parksidtl and they are solelYre- sponSIble for Its editorial po/icy and content. Published every Thursday during the lICadernlc year except during breaks and holidays. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. All Co."BSp0ntlence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University 01 Wisconsm-Perkslde, Box No. 2000. Kenosha, WI 53141. Telephone (414J 553- 2295 or (414) 553-2287 ' . 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Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 13, issue 16, January 24, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 13, issue 15 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Former PSGA president in coma for 15 months-dies Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document King honored on campus Page 3 Thursday, Jan. 17, 1985 The how-tos for Rocky Horror Page 8 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Wrestling and Basketball Page /2 Vol. 13, No. 15 Parkside Is there In an interview several weeks ago, Gov. Anthony S. Earl said the UW-System campuses, in many cases, are a "pale imitation" of the University of Wisconsin in Madison. Not so, says Parkside Assistant Chancellor Belly Shutler. She said in an interview Tuesday that Park- side is unique. Earl believes tax dollars could be more wisely spent by the system, says press aide Carol Stroebel, and each campus should strive to de- velop a specific identity. Shutler describes Parkside as an undergraduate, liberal arts college with some professional programs. which is different from the other • an Image system campuses. . The school requires all students to have liberal arts classes to gradu- ate, she said, and Parkside gets un- dergraduate students involved in research, which is only done on the graduate level at Madison. "We certainly don't see our mls- sion as adding one graduate pro- gram after another." she said. "That would be duplication." Shutler called Earl's charges "ri- diculous. We're not trying to be like Madison. "We're trying to be the equiva- lent of a small, fine liberal arts col- lege ...but in a public university set- ting." Former PSGA president in coma for 15 months-dies • Former Student Government President, Phillip Pogreba, 24, died Wednesday, Jan. 2 from injuries suffered in a traffic accident on Sept. 17, 1983. Pogreba had been unconsious since the accident more than 15 months ago. Formerly of Kenosha, Pogreba was moved after the acci- dent to be near his family and was a. patient at the Tri-County Memo- nal Nursing Home in Whitehall, Wis. where he died, ,Pogreba was a passenger in a car driven by Samuel Greidanus, Ke- nosha, which went through a stop SIgn at Highway 32 while eastbound on Highway A and hit a tree. Pogreba suffered massive inter- nal injUries and multiple fractures. Sleven Myzenski, Kenosha, also a passenger in the car, suffered a bro- ken leg, and Greidanus received a bloedy nose from the accident. Greidonas was sentenced on June 19 to 18 months in prison on two .charges of causing injuries by the intoXicated use of a motor ve- IlIde and failure to stop for a stop sign, Pogreba moved to Kenosha from Independence, Wis. to attend Park- Side.He was majoring in Industrial and Environmental Hygiene. He WasInvolved with student govern- ment for two years, serving as a Senator and Senate Pro Tempore before being elected president in March of 1983. He was manager of the Campus Book Exchange and ~Iso worked in the Library Learn- , II)g <;~ter., Pbil Pogreba Terry Tunks, PSGA president, said, "It is a sad thing that due to the accident. Phil was unable to ac- complish the high goals he had set for PSGA." Carla StoffIe, former Assistant Chancellor of Educational Servic,es, who had worked closely With pogreba, said. "Phil was a con- cerned student who had dreams of doing things for the studenls at Parkside. He worked very hard while he was President to try to dertermine what needed to be done on campus. The accident was a tragedy for the student body be- cause Phil never had the chance to do the things he wanted to. do for them. Parkside lost and ultimately society lost." Memorial services for pogreba will be held on campus at 1 p.m. on Friday, Jan. 18 in Union 207. All are invited to -attend. problem? Stroebel said the governor's com- ments brought more of a reaction than expected. She said he "hoped the people in the UW would lake a close look at themselves." Shutler said, however, that the UW-System has an extensive review program already, which makes it difficult to add new programs. "This thing is constantly being reviewed by the Board of Re- gents," she said. Ronald Bornstein, vice president of university relations for the governor. told reporters that du- plication is a "continuing concern" and many programs have been cut CoDtiaUed ODPage • Ruca pIIalo by Doe MeEwJ Snow family Some people had a great time in the snow during break. X-rated "Tnsatiable" to be shown in Union by Jeaate Taakiela Editor Irresistible, spellbinding, scintil- lating, phenomenal, hypnotic, elec- lifying are the adjectives used by some reviewers to describe "Insati- able," the X-rated PAB (Parkside Activities Board) sponsored film which will be shown on campus at the end of the month. Two years ago the showing of the X-rated film "Emanuelle-The Joys of a Woman" prompted much de- bate on campus. Protest demon- strations, both pro and con, as well as petitions surrounded the film's showing. A group of people who were against the film tool< the mat- ter to the Sexual Harassment Com- mittee staling that showing the film was "sexual harassment." The film was shown as any scheduled film in the Union Cinema, and, despite plcketing, was one of the best at- tended films of t983. Randy Zich, co-chainnan of the PAB film committee with Pam Woodbury, said, "'\"be objective of the fibn committee is to provide a variety of entertainment to stu- dents. We have shown G-rated fibns as well as R-rated film and this year we decided to show an X- rated f1lm. "1 realized that showing 'Insati- able' would cause a lot of commo- tion, but I feel that students who don't like that type of film should respect the opinions of those who do and vice versa. We try to pick films so that each student will like at least one during the year. The success o( t'Emanuelle" two years ago proved that people did want to see that type of film." Zich said that the committee has discussed whether or not to show an X-rated film for quite some time. "We made the decision as a group, We took a vote and the ma- jority voted in favor or showing the film. I thinIr. the reason why an X- rated film was not shown last year was because the committee didn't want to deal with the flack But I think that if people want a real say in what films are selected then they should join the film board and belp," he said. Zich would not disclose the cost of renting "Insatiable," hut said that it was not an outrageous amount, and is comparable to other film rentals. He said that campuses are charged for a film per showing. He stressed that PAB is not sponsoring the film as a money making venture. "PAB doesn't make a profit. Actually we consis- tently take a loss on filins. What we do is estimate what our imcome will be and try to cover that with the number of people who attend the film. Any money left over at the end of the semester goes to- ward summer films or (or next fall," he said. Zich is anticipating protests against the film, although he hopes they will be minimal. "I probably won't even see the film. I'm not some kinky person and I'm not out to upset people on campus. I am anticipating a protest but I don't thinIr. it will be as great as two years ago. I'm hoping the film won't cause 'a lot ot' problems," S31dZich But some protestors from two years ago may resurface. Carol Vopat, Associate Professor of English, who was Involved on the "Emanuelle' protest. said she hasn't discussed WIth her collegues what action WIll be taken regarchng "Insatiable." But she stated that she is agamst showing the film on campIIS. "Pornography is degrading. It presents women as objects and there is a conneclJon between vio- lence and pornography." said Vopal. The Sexual Harassment Commit- tee has not met to discuss bow they will react to the film. The group was involved in the protest agamst "Emanuelle" two years ago and also brought in a sped ... to _ !be effects of JlOI1IOII1Ipby. 'I'beresa Peck. _Ie Prof ... oar of Education, and Sexual Har· assment Committee chair, said lbol the committee will probably take • stand on the film, but she is not sure what Icrm their stand will take. "Certain protesls draw people to a situation. The protest against "Emanuelle" had that effect. We need to lind a way of dealing with the situation that won't have that effect," sbe said. Film arts instructor and A8s0ci- ate Professor of English and Hu- manities. Andrew McLean, said that not all X-rated films are cheap pornography, "1 have no problem with X-rated films if they are well made, and have esthetic value or make a social slatement, although 1AIDlln..a DD Paae l --------------- % Tlulnday, Ju. 17, 1985 To \be Editor: In _ to Mr. Stublasti·s let· ter on abortion. 1would like to uk him wbo p.... him \be rilbt ond o!ben like him to impose lbelr be- liefs on \be 15 million unborn siDce \be Roe vs Wide decision in 1m? Thot's more loss of life in 11 years \bin all \be Amencon eembat-relat- ed deaths since the Revolutionary War. At conception \be child is geneti- colly capoble of developins into adultbood To declare It'S not a pet'. _ Is a totally arbitrary decision of convenieDce. a decision not suppor· ted by biologicalevldence. In adop- tIJlC this position. Mr Stublasti ond otben like hun will find themselves in \be same posltion as American Slave holden and the Supreme • murder ~s Court of the inIl11lO11S Dred Scott decIsioII of 11157. Were they rilbt in viewing IlIacts as less than human? WhIt about \be Nazi's vi.... of \be BIadt. Jewish ond Gypsy races as being less than buman? I'm not try- ing to be "blindly emotional" here. I'm trying to say that buman life. reproless of what form it takes bas intrinsk value. ( do belleve in a God that bas created each of us with a purpose. ond because of this each individual reprdless of race. development or beliefs bas unlimited value. When a person dies a unique individual is gone forever. t.binIt of what we've lost already. SincerelY, Brad BUss Teachers wanted To \be Editor The Foreign and Domestic Teachers Association needs teacber applicants lD all fields from kinder- garten through college to fill over $11: hundred teaching vacancies both at bome and abroad Smce 1968 our organization has been finding vacancies and locating teachers both in foreign countries and lD all fifty states. We possess hundreds of current openmgs and have all the information as to schol- arshrps, grants and fellowships. Our information IS Iree and comes at an opportune time. when there are more teachers than teach- ing positions. Should you wish additional inlor- mation about our organization, you may write The National Teachers' Placement Agency, Universal 'reachers. Box 5231. Portland OR !mJl8. We do not promise every gradu- ate in the field of education a defi- nite position; however, we do promise to provide them with a wide range of hundreds of current vacancy notices both at borne and abroad. Sincerely, John P. McAndrew, President Foreign & Domestic Teacbers ... See McCartney film To the Editor: What's happened to all the Beat- les' fans? I wonder if many exist anymore. Twenty years ago I saw the Beat- les' first movie, ., A Hard Day's Night," in a theater jam-packed with screaming teen-agers. Viewing the film was like attending a Beat- les concert; the sound of the crowd continually drowned out the sounds of the Beatles. Several weeks ago. I went to see Paul McCartney's film, "Give My Regards to Broad Street." It's a wonderful film, filled with excel- lent music and musicians, including Ringo Starr. The acting is superb and tbe !ibn has a nicely structured plot. witb good guys and bad guys, and Paul's unshakeable faith in one of his employees who appears to have stolen the master tapes of a just-completed record LP. This is the first time I have ever attended a movie where I was the only person in the audience! As someone once said, bands go in and out of style; perhaps twenty years from now, Prince will release a movie and no one will go to see it. It's gone from Racine, but if you get a chance, see Paul's film. It's the best movie I've seen all year. Robert Johnson Math Department Book sale for funds Are you looking for a little ro- mance, adventure or mystery in your life? You'll find aU three and more among the covers of our books at the Fourtb Annual Used Book Sale. sponsored by the Ameri- can Association of University Women (AAUW). The sale will be beld on Satur- day, Feb. 9 from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. and on Sunday. Feb. 10 from 10 a.m, to 5 p.m. in the south wingof the Westgate Mall. 4901 Wasbington Ave.,- Racine. Ranger needs photographers! See Dave in WLLC D-139C Film prompts controversy II-_L_e_tt_e_r_s_t_o_t_h_e_E_di_- t_o_r_1 Abortion CoDtiaUed from page 1 many do not. "Emanuelle" was a film that made a social comment. I'm not familiar with "Insatiable." Irs not the X·rating on fibm that is the problem per se. but whether the content of the film is degrading to hwnan beings and with many X· rated films this is not true. But many of those films are degrading to women and men as well," said McLean. Roseann Mason, senior, who was in McLean's film class and has seen "Insatiable" feels the film is not ar- tistic but pornagraphic. "You can lump 'Insatiable' with many such films as pornographic. I have also seen "Emanuelle" and that was a soft porn movie - it was much more sensual at a much more ar- tistic level. I'm not against X-rated movies being shown on campus. But as a woman I think it is sad that people can't get sensuality from a relationship, Qut can from pornography. Having seen both 'EmanueUe' and 'Insatiable' I sup- pose the reaction against 'Insati- able' will be stronger because of the type of movie that it is." PSGA (Parkside Student Govern- ment Association) President Terry Tunks supports PAR in their deci. sion to show "Insatiable." ..I think that in an institute of higher learning. students should have the option to show an X-rated film. It was a student decision and that shouldn't be taken away. I probably won't go see the film. I think tt's good to show an X-rated film at Parkside for those who are curious. How can you make a deci- sion about something you've never seen? People will feel safer seeing an X-rated film here than at Ford Theater. Also, in this environment students can discuss with others the effects of pornography. I stand by PAB's right to make such a deci' sion," said Tunks. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 13, issue 14 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Faculty Senate passes new advising policy Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 198! reviewed Pages 11-1it ., Thursday, Dec, 13, 1984 ' University of Wisconsin-Parkside yom the~rkside ~ger ... z Thursday, Dec. 13, 1984 Editorial Student punctuation Gu.. tEdiluriaJ by I'l'aDkliJI K.<z..ski 1atIiIlg apiDst the railiDg at the MoIltwo part 01 the roncoone, I as strudt by a fabulous idea. The fact was that the cortege of studeDts going past me was sitniIar to the pWlctuatioll marks within an .... y, Wlth the air between them like words The greater majority of students are lite spacers between words. Spacer. are those studeDts wbo are on campus just for a high grade, baccalaureate or a goud time, These reasons might seem lite different ends of a spectrum, but none of them do much to unplOYe campus We or sptnt. Students wbo can be classified as comnw on campus are the ones wbo have super ideas, but they fail to carry them to totallruition. They do make you pause lite a comma does III a sentence, but then you go abuut your own business. Smucolon students are a lad bit beller than commas, and they are Wl1tingto talte on some responsibil- .Iy for Kelting things accomplished on campus. GeoeraIIy, but not always, they are drafted and accept leadenlup roles in clubs they are per>onalJy IIIterested in. 1beD lIMn are a few people on campus wbo ask bow the _Is would lite to bave things run. 'Ibis group, of course, is the administrabon, and they are surely designated the slatus of the questioll mart. These interrogative marks must of course be answered by Imperative statements. The only trouble is that there are too few students ~ ing to talte that responsibility upon themselves of becoming the period at the end of a statement. The few who do must sacrifice a large amount of their personal time and energy in making that statement, for which they are oflen criticized and seldom appreciated. Y011 know one of the surprising groups of students lbat I bave noticed is the high percentage of involvement of challenged (disabled) studeDts compared with the percentage of the involvement of the normal _t popuIabon on campus. 'Ibis in""lved interest and the extra worlt they mighl do might be only over-compensation for their challenged condition, or possibly it may be due to their knowledge, througb deprivation, that one must try to make things beller. As far as a pWlctuation marlt, challenged studeIIts lW'ely stand out lite exclamation points. WeD, I've been leaning against this rail long enough looking at and classifying students. Now is the time to ask. a question of whomever might be reading this. "Whal type 01 pune/uation would someone use 10 cbssily you?" Would they classify you as a "me" person like an empty spacer or a comma, or a "we" person, similar to the semi· colon or period type punctuation? The administration bas been asking lately, "Why doesn't Parltside retain a larger number of juniors and seniors?" My last answer as a student Senator is "There are too many 'I' and 'me' people on campus and not a sufficient number o( 'we' or 'us' students contributing to a more stable, cohesive and pennanent four year university at Parkside." The only way Parltside is going to become a leading campus in the UW system is if the student budy puts down their "me" attitude and adopts the "we" philosophy. It's up to us, and it's in our students' hands, Let's go home and have a "HAPPy HOLIDAY." Then, when WE come back, let US give it that "Old Parltside try." E i or cause like to thank everyone wbo contributed cash and would also lite to ' thank those wbo lent moral support to our efforts, The money will go to a good cause! Sincerely, Michael G. Daniel, African Relief Rep. ADthropology Club Write a letter to the Editor ... 'OIl • j , " RANGEI\ .---:_---- V "NO, CASPAR WEINBERGER. I AM THE GHOSTOF BUDGE.T CUTS YET TO COME." Nobody asked me, I want answers to Christmas questions to the next one; but when we left him before, there was quite a Ioag line of children to see him. What confusion we must be putting our children througb. I will personany never completely recover fromthe /rauma. Next question: wby do the networks broadcast the Christmasspecials so early in the monthofDecember? It's not that Imind Christmas specials, I actually love to watch Frosty melt, and I get a b~ laugh every year at Boris Kartolf helping the Grincb steal Christmas. Bul wby wben we are barelydone digesting our Thanksgiving stuffiag, do we start to see Christinas being Continued on Page 19 by Pat Heusia!< Community News Editor warned them about), and to be sure, we'll bear those people at the other end of the spectrum wbo can only find enougb room in tbeir brain to come up witb "BAH! HUMBUG!" Tbat's original, and thai certainly is the spirit. My purpose here is not to criticize, thougb. Instead I have some questions, and it's my bope that by Christmas, I'll have some answers. It's been puzzling me (or some time now, exactly why does every single sbopping center have to have a Santa? When I was still a child, il always confused me tbat Santa would go from shopping tenter to shopping center _ I never saw him on the road, and he always beat us but ... Letter to the Editor Abortion - an issue of human life To the Editor: due to fear, etc.). What else can Because I am Jim Neibaur's abortion be called other than murwife, this leller will be thought der? Murder of the most beautiful b.ased by many. However it is not defenseless form of human life. ' Jtrn. I am defending,.It 15: the thou- There is nothing else to consider sands of unborn babies killed every in this life/death situation Wh day that I'm concerned with. person kills another, we don'te~: Iwould Just like one pro-abortion hate whether the deceased person to prove that the fetus is not burden to his or he f '1' was a a living human being who knows tional or financial :tat~';e s:rr:t fear, feels pain and wants to sur- the murderer and grieve for the vicvive. There's been proof that it is (a tim.. An unborn baby commits no VIdeo tape of an actual aburtion lakin. g place shows the infant reac- cnme-why should it have to pay with its life? ting to pain, an increased heartbeat Abortion is NOT a religious Relief fund is a good To the Editor, On Wednesday and Thursday of last week the ADthropology Qub set up a booth on the Urnon Bridge and collected donations for African Retief A total of $135.58 was collected The money was forwarded to the US CoDlJltillee for UNlCEF. Tbe Anthropology Qub would :.:- ~:::=::::::::::::::::::::::::=:::::::::::::::..~.~::: Bob KIosIDc- _ Comm-,. News EdIIor Pat~~~]£~\2~~~~~_1~~~ Zlrtd_ DiItrtbatIooi Muacer BreMo ~ _ _ AId. __ Muacer to.; " I-I"" , co'· ~ - ... i'''' It's once again that peculiarly joyous time of the year wben all students throw up their hands and say "It's done!" Actually, we do that twice a year, once in spring, once in winter. Yes, in case you've had your head in a book for the entire semester, you've probably noticed that the seasons have indeed changed, and it's almost Christmas. H won't be long now and we'll be hearing all those people who go around humming and whistling Christinas carols (those are people I'm certain everyone's mother has issue, it is a human one. However, the only comfort I persouaUycan find in this situation is to knowtbal God has taken the aborted children into His care. If my son comes homeat theage of 16 with a pregnant girlfriend,my mind will not be changed. Iwould offer to take the child in myseU,as that child would be a par! of me. We may not all make great c<JII' /ributions to society, but we aUdeserve a chance at life. NOBODY has the right to 13ke that away' Diana NeibaUf STAFF . Jim Burge. Konise Cassity Jay Crapser, Mite Froehlte, Natalie Haberman, Darryt Hahn, Kimberlie Kr.anlcb, Steve Kratochil J If ~~~J~~~ t:f~~aureeD Wawro, 'KeVin Rangttr is written and edited by studflnts at UW-PatksidB and they are solelYresponsible for its ediror/al policy and content PublishtJd every Thursday during the IIcadem/c 'IN . . . Ra • r ?XCtlpt dunng bf'BlIks lind holidays. A/~ IS prmted by the RlIClne Journal Times. . Wise . espon~ence should be Bddressed to: Parlcside Ranger, UniverSity of 2295D11sml-PBT~side. Box No. 2000. Kenosha. WI 5314'_ Telephone (414) 553- fIT 414) 553-2287. • LettBnf to thB editor will be lICCepted if t'tpewrinen. doub/trsp8Ced on stand8ld "'PhllPSPM. LettSts should be less than 350 words (mel must btl signed, with II teleone number incluc/-.J I. • • . •h •• 1d po",~ quest. DeBdli .... ,or vernlCal/on purposes. Names will be wit II<> U r ...... ne for letters Is Tuesday at 10 /I m for publication Thursday. Range .....IINes the r~ ht t fld: . . (Dry com",nt. 9 0 'It letters lind refuse letters contslning false and def6l1l8 RANGER 3 Tbursday, Dec. 13, 1984 Faculty Senate passes n dvisi · The Faculty Sen~te passed a The lic' . ew a vIsIng policy policythat will help Improve advis- .ed advi.'ingy:dtablish~ ~ centraliz- major will continue to meet with mg lor students WIth undectored manned onen tion center. an assigned advisor from th . majors and those in academic mis- with undby:;Cedulty,~o 8Jd students cilic department. ell speery. ec majors and those " , The Academic Policy Committ who r~U1re prescriptive advising. There s been a lot 01 discussion (APe) presented the Academic A":- Prescnptive advising will be lor about the problem of advising for vising Policy to the Faculty Senate stu~ents who are baving academic' at l~t two years among the faefor approval on Tuesday Dec 4 ~fl_CUlty. These students would u:t~ S8Jd James Shea, professor The policy has been in the 'rks' ve a course schedule prescribed 0 logy and chair of APe. wo for them by their ad . lor about a year. Students wbo h VISOr. According to Shea, a special ad . ave declared a hoc committee, chaired by Eugene Student affairs need emphasis _ by Pat lIeastu every stud t . . Campus News EdItor . ff en IS more than just tion. Miller said members of the . gomg 0 . to class. and learning new university community need to un- "Academic quality and quality of co:nt Information:" said Miller. derstand that a person's past expelife make for a quality education. ller told the Iisterung group, nenees will be influential' on what made up 01 administration, laculty, will happen later. The luture is ours to make, not acade taff ours to take. H we're not careful th nuc s and students, that Miller applied his concept to the we're liable to end up like the Uni- . ey should look at their own expe- university. "Our society is so comcom. Don't be a Unicorn," said Dr. nences and think about what hap- plex that we see interdependence Ted Mill pens both inside and outside the as a less mature way of dealing er, Prolessor 01 Education" classroom, and then ask thentselves with things. We are interested in Department 01 Counseling and what kinds 01things they do to add telling people to stay out 01 our Human Development Services and to the second curriculum. The "sec. area and not become involved in it. Director 01 the Center lor Student ond Curriculum" deals with the in- But does the institution really beneDevelopment at the University of t~,.action that goes on in the univer- Iit from the adversary relationships Georgia. sity setting outside the classroom, that can develop? Or, among stuMiller equated the plight 01 the known to many as student aflairs or dents, are those at the "C" grade Unicorn with the plight lacing student activities. level less competent than someone many universities. He read the "The student affairs are often re- else? There should be ways of inpoem, "The Unicorn," by Shel Sil- garded as supplemental to the aca- v~lving students to work together. verstein, which says that Unicorns denuc function, but they are not. It s Important to work with peopwere so busy doing their own thing Student affairs programs are coor- Ie." that they became extinct (they dinate with the academic end 01 Miller asked what could be done missed Noah's Ark). Miller warned education. A supplement is adding to create those "systems 01 surthat laculty, academic staff admin- something to something that's al- vival." He pointed out that we are istration and students must work ready complete. Complementary is all value-driven, we have belief systogether so that the university does something that's important to the terns and missions, and il we can't not become like the Unicorn _ ex- completion of -something else. But articulate them, we will have peoptinct. coordinate is the whole thing to- Ie pulling and pushing against each The luture 01 student aflairs on gether being essential and 01'equal other. Miller said that it's imporevery campus is the responsibility importance to the learning that tant to pick up on Levitt's theory 01 01the students, staff and laculty 01 goes on. Most 01 us would agree the total system, which includes that campus. They make up the that what happens outside the people, structure, technology and community that makes the campus classroom is important, but too task. A total system has everything what it is, he said. many people still say that il a per- affecting everything else. Miller Miller, spoke candidly about his son comes to college and is success- then pointed out that it's vital to visions lor higher education and lui academically, they're complete. comprehend that the death of a sysstudent affairs at a lecture last They are't seeing the process as a tern can come Irom failing to take week. Miller questioned how uni- whole or as a totality," said Miller. care 01 the smallest detail. versities can create environments Miller said that our development The responsibility for the success that will appeal to both young adult is going on constantly. Little by litt- of a system lies with each individand non-traditional students, to the Ie we start to understand more ual to some extent, he said. "In a abled and the disabled, to the em- about who we are. As we get older, situation where there are students, ployed and unemployed student. we deal with different content and the major responsibility for per- "There is a reasonable agree- different ideas. Things get more sonal development lies with the stument on what excellence is al complex as we continue to develop, dents to develop themselves. We about, particularly through relevant and in terms 01the university, each won't really teach anybody anydialogue and communication pro- person is at a different stage 01 thing. We are ultimately responsicesses that take place. There's his/her development. Programs ble lor what directions we accept, more to education than is often need to be created that will be re- and il we don't take the responsibilconsidered. What's necessary for sponsive to the needs 01the popula- Continued OD Page 8 Norwood, professor of German researched and wrote the majoritY 01 the policy. The report from the ad hoc committee was accepted by the Vice Chancellor and then sent to APe. . "The thrust of this is that we need to do a better job educating advisors and thereby we will be doing a better job advising students. Our pwpose is to be\p students who need help. We want to see students getting their degrees", said Shea. Where the advising center will be housed and the costs 01the project have to be -ud out by the Vice ChanceUor. Additional information about the advising center will be in the next issue 01 the Ranger, Jan. 17. PSGA looks at new policy policy exists, and then lind yourself completely in violation 01 il would be extremely discouraging 10 any student, and pretty lrustrating, too; so as the governing body lor the students, we should help them to understand not only how things have come into existence, but how to deal with lbem as well, and we should let them know exactly what they are responsible for," she said. Tunks said that the Senate after a briel discussion, had tho~t a brochure on all the policies that affect students would be appropriate; however, the Senate made no lor, mal motion at this time to I>egb; work on a brochure. "The reason the Senale didn't take lormal action in the past Senate meeting was because they haven't really had a lOt 01 time 10 think about the implications themselves. After doing a IitUe research, we may lind that a brochure would be ineffective, maybe wortshops on the policies would be better, 'or maybe both. The Senate needs to do a little more research, but I'm Continued OD Page 4 by Pat Uenslak Campus News Editor The Faculty Senate recently approved the new Academic Advising Policy and Parkside Student Govemment Assocation (PSGA) Senate plans to search out new ways to help students on campus be more aware 01 how this policy will aflect them. Terry Tunks, PSGA president, said, "The new policy talks about the student being responsible for his or'her advising success. There's really a potential lor a wide range 01 implications that will go along with that, including students who simply will not know the policy is in existence. There are a lot 01 policies on campus that call for the responsible student, and that's line, but what if the student isn't even aware that the policy exists? How would they know what to ask lor? "I think it really is part of PSGA's responsibility to get the students informed about the policies and keep them aware 01 the policy changes that will aflect their careers here. To not know that a Math comp waived for some students "We're not terribly unhappy, but we'd like to see (the proposal) modified a bit," Weston said. He said the proposal includes trigonometry, a one-credit module, and allows students to complete the competency requirement with a D- in algebra. Weston said he would like the proposal to require students 10 get a C or better in lbe course, but Shea disagreed. "Passing is passing," Shea said. The math department is also unhappy that they were not notified untif just belore the proposal was passed that it was before the committee. "We were notified late in the game and that's why some people are ticked off," Weston said. The math department has asked the committee to reconsider the proposal, Weston said, to include their recommendations. But Shea said the committee's decision is prohably Iinal. But Shea said notice was sent to the department "well , ahead," and that lbe committee's • itaiM" is"Pft'bably'ft'rrtlt. '01 ........... - ~. by Bob Kiesling Community News Editor A decision by the Academic Policy Committee to waive the math competency tests for students who pass college algebra or higher math courses is drawing fire from the math division. Anger, suspicions and disgust. people who mistakenly thought the versity Undergraduate Council 01 The proposal, passed several These are a lew 01 the words students actually intended to com- Students said supporters 01 the ret- weeks ago by the committee, is the some Brown University students mit suicide in the event of nuclear erendum were pleased the press first provision to allow students to are using to describe their reactions war. was so interested and happy the waive a competency exam. The to the national press coverage of Supporters 01the relerendum are media attention belped generate so committee's decision is effective their recent "cyaniderelerendum." not ptanning to kill themselves, but much student involvement in the immediately, In a campus election that set re- rather are trying to say that a coun- election, but "we're disillusioned Committee Chairman James cord levels 01 participation, Brown try that stockpiles nuclear wea- by the power 01 the press to sway Shea said students who have passed students voted overwhelmingly to pongry is analogous to a health opinion and create inaccurate ima- college algebra usually have the stock the school's health center service that stockpiles cyanide: ges." math skills needed to pass lbe comwith cyanide pills as an anti-nuclear both are suicidal. The experience left Brown stu- petency test. weapons protest. The cyanide reler- "They (the media) have not been dents complaining 01 being mis- "We don't see any reason to reendum brought on a weeklong emphasizing the symbolism 01 the quoted and misrepresented, and quire such students to take the test, flood 01 coverage by local, national referendum, and that is the most united in their disgust and mistrust or others to grade it," Shea said. and international news organiza- important part 01 the proposal," 01 the press, Turner said. "It's just kind 01 dumb." tions. Jason Salzman, an organizer 01 the She said that during one inter- But the math department, while The press coverage, in turn, caus- movement, told a reporter from the view, for example, a local television not disagreeing with the proposal, ed ,a deluge 01 calls and letters to University 01 Pennsylvarua student newscaster would not allow stu- has some problems WIth It, S8Jd thlt university expressing shock newspaper. dents to explain the symbolic no- Prolessor Kenneth Weston, eh... • oufq~;JlJ:lll~~~illi.<!P_ {~~ '-:..;".J)!I~r_-l!o!1!Jef ef>tllle-·Ilre_-Uni,·_,· '."C'.' .' ••&a\iIl ........ ,~,. " ...... ,·._er~~lIeparlJlIl!IIt·_- •.• ~- Brown students react to coverage 4 T1umday, ~. 13, 1984 PU AB passes new "We're not saying that the v_ sbouId give ak:oboIi<: prizes The Parts,de Union Advisory and we're not saying that they Board (PUAB) last FrIday approv. can't," said Preston, "What we are ed a ~wnte 01 IlJIaIcoboI ,l!DdOr saying is that if lbey are going to poh<y, voted to ertend the amounl give aJcobolie prizes lbeo they bet01 lime availahle IDr the purdlase t.. have non-aJcobofic prizes availa01 bewfaces at UDIODevents and ble lor those wbo are too young to tabled a poficy that would allow drink or wbo don't wutto drink." UllIOnbartenders 10 ..... ve tips, The approved goideline will now The aJcobol veodol' poficy .... re- be sent to the Assistant ChanceDor wnnen by a sub-eommutee 01 lor approval or disapproval board members Bruce Preston, In order to increase profits in lbe Kttlb I!armaM IlJId J ..... Tun- UDIOD,the boanI approved a plan kieIa alter lbe ongmaI draft .... to ..tend lbe amount 01 lime that lound 10 be Inacceplable OIIe bevenges IlJId ticltets may be purmajor problem J ..... Tunkittcz, chased during events in lbe Union. flanIer edttor, bad Wllb the O<ICI- Tickets will be on sale un.W five naI pobcy .... the gwdebne that minutes belore lbe end of the SVCIfSIed that Ranc... """ertIsers event, beer will be sold unW the DOl p~ IlJIY ads thai portny a1ro- overhead lights in the Union are hoi til I r.-abIe lJlIlJIIler lurned 00, and soda will be avalla- "nus £UIdeIIDe IS clearly __ hie unW patrons have lefl lltuUOoaI." said TwWeicz. She It is boped that wilb this change, presented a m<rno from the Sl1I- students will slay in the Union unW dent Press Law center in Waslunc- the end 01 the event, rather than tOIl. DC whidl aled cuneol IIw, leaving early lor last drinks It IDd IndJcaled thaI other vendor neigbboring ban. Iwdeltnes ID the original pobcy "We are losing sales and treating __ uncomtItullonal IS well. adults like cJuldren," said Dennis The other major change .... a PadIoct. in rele<ence to the idea "'CU1Itioo ID the origiaJ pobcy that lbat shutting down lbe a1cobol proIublted vendors from living aJ.- early would Increase sobriety cobol IS prues It events, Tbe com- _ those driving borne ... PeopDIIU .. ~Wl'Ole the rule to say that Ie are IeIvtng for list calls at ban. ,. ~ prues are to be liven. IDl1 .... ·re DOl addressing the probI noo-alcoboIIo substitute (erdud- \em" tlII water) mID! also be made IVIIi- The boanI also tabled I pobcy able," thai would allow Union barterlders 'I'bouIb the Board memben Ip- to reteive lips in a discreet manner. proved tile _ pobcy. U""'" Di- Tbe r-. for this. according to rtdor Bill Niebuhr ezpressed con- member Jack Kemper. is beause ce<n lbool admuustrati .. approval lbe Union bartenders mate less 01 I pobcy lbIt _ allow a1ro- tban bartenders in neighboring bob< _ to be .."... "I don't communilles. This suggestion was tIunIt lbIt this will ny." be SlId. debated. and it was decided that Alcohol program set The RaCIne CoUDC1.l on A1cobol community groups. The lraining is and Other Drug Ab.... Inc. IS set to begin late JllJIuary and will ~ ~ ~ ~ .::;,::: be provided hy aperts in lbe field. leer to be lJlSlruc1Dn ID lbe Youth Interested persons should call Jan Alcohol and Ilrutl Awareness Pro- Meredith at 632~ for further incram It area schools. churches and formation. by Kari DillOi Become an <ificer inthe ~ National Guard. Take our Cdlege Student Officer Ptogram part .. while you go to scbooI full-time. Get management expenenc:e and a good paycbeck every month. And be a Seoond Ueutenant by the time you graduate. Then you serve just one weekend a month and two weeks each swnrnet'. For RUe infmnation call: 654-5179 • ,.., alcohol veRdor guidelines licy that allows those beers that thing to drink, and then no enough information was not availa- ~e selling well in the commuruly someday take a class from thetll~ ble to hid lor the contract at Par':ld~ Chair Dave Higgens su . ':Tbere are some lega~.prohlems And one board member 0 sending a memo about !gesloi that I have to look into. said N,e- also a' bartender voiced a proUbl~m lem, hut .!band .. Was ~~P."b: bohr, "and if necessary 1 will bnn~ that heexjlOrienCed m the mo~ "Maybe '.the problem could-' it up at the next Union Direeto wbije working. He S31d he felt un_dressed' in something like be adMeeting." Probl ems with the IRS easy refusing to serve some mem article presenting the p: ~I and declaring tips on tax forms bers of the faculty. • Bo lin' Nie.bUbr said. 0 etll," were also mentioned- "The bar- "Some members of tlte. w g . _, • tenders may end up being hurt hy ea e went a little overboard one . The 'next PUAB meelin . the whole thing," said Walter L: ..said Kemper. "It put me in scheduled lor January. A new~ Feldt ~eai strange position if I have to WIll he elected because IIigge", . In other business. the board also tell them that they can't have any- graduating. U approved a beer brand selection . Task force works'··for students de~ts go' home' at nigul. they go tion Divilii6n; Betty Shutl~, Vi back (0 the old friends. a lot of Chancellor IDean of Faculty an~ whom are not in college. so there prolessqr o!.AntbroPOlogy;and II> are a lot of distractijlDS.:;., ',' chaeLB~~slS" tnterim, Allis"'t the FresbInan.soph0'l10re Task c~anS~f9r,(as OfJan.15.198S)and Force"s made up \>f aJ! ,all'star assocla e prol!""'r n~SQc;oI'I!Y. team.:i!ccording to Gus!dn.,T;be 14 G\>skinhas. asked tbal ~ COO> mernqers, 01 the .•Task Fpree",:e rmJt.~ .su~rmt ~ report On Ihoir probahly the. most acti~e p,e<lRle0" fln\lmg§ ~~ A~ril IS. '.: campus. Task force members are Canaty. chati' of the TaskF,~ John Buenker. professor of History said that the charge of the COI1lJnit. and Archivist; Robert Caru,rrY,pro- tee. IS so broad that they COuld IIiIiI fessor.OfEngfish and ehatl' oflbe ~p ~Olng ~ylbingf~m a "'ties ~ H~nities Division ;plOn~,maw '. Illt~or" £,\>~es. ~ hyiJy:. to ni> Chen, p~fessor: Of,..~lle,~S!:Iep.£e; vept1~_~I.UIlJV_erslty:;· ~ -; _ . Art Dudy£h~, prolessor,o,f Busin~ss" The cO~tt" is Ciure,iIy io and chair of the Business and Ad- the planmng stages and Iooiinj t ministrative Science Diyision; Stel-, the many JlOSSibmtieslor helpilr la Gray, 'Professor, ementllS·; John .~ the fre~lIl.an-sopb~t'!art _Harbison. 'professor of 'Political Some oI'lbequestiOlliill~<&Imit, Scifnce, IlJId~coordinatQ~ "of_qte In,. tee~; IOQ~g. alart!" Ga/!(.~ !Inl terita~?naI Studies. PrDg!;"!'1' ,,,etel: stqd<t!ltJ<9l!"'ng_ to./be,!IIJi!'llSilJ Hoff. associate i>rof~o,r!l!!~ngljsh! Wlt~ ~~r -~~.~"l!'" and )!~manities, ~nd chair!.! lbe mi~Qries,<I possibiJity;.,df,,, lI!OI Uniye~it~ committee; J J\!~.pder to ,!P~~.,~_<I!nissions"~ LlcIma_n.,prolessor" of; llfi>\I1t!J!lat-, ar~ ),*!\,gtY~B stu~Is;)l!1o_ ics; Eugene Norwood.-professor of here lIie appropnate'in!lII1IOlioo German; Ronald Pavalko. profes- _ about how to get ready lorl'OlI!ie; sor of Sociology and chair of lbe are we helping stodenls male I Behayioral Sdence Qivision ;-.!:liU'- sm,,?!Ii:r~imsitionfrol!> JUiti,,!dIooI bara,' S~ade.!assoclate p~ofessor 01 toc~~~~,~lIring~t ~ Edu~~tinn:and chai.!: of tfJeEduca--,PP;tbIu!'d oPPace;, . Senate .mulls;@d.visi~:g"rul~st;:,-:<>;~~ii' and Whereas: The studen~ have -n,)' ant"d?ro-.rempore 'ol-t!le>$<blI! voieeeiin the ·Board 6f· Regerits; Be should include aeting .. allUilIicllIt Resolved lbat: Parkside Student lalionsj""mrnunicayort'IiIIsllA f. Government. mc. is itiifavorol a PSGAo.i;We've;.needOd,so"-" 'Student Regent Bill In'CODS~<Iera-'' do lhis'fol"lrJong lime.,WfW lion by the ,State of Wiscoilsin legis' be; willing, to work'OIltlieoiIllplOi> lature-.."" '. ,..: _. ,menU oj\our own imager 3Bd1ft ''I'm glad we support this," said should work !liard 'at fitIdiIIg" Tunks .. "I think it's a good step; how to better serve the .students" and If It passed lhroug,h the legisla- this campus. By malting peopI< ture,. it will be an ;even bigger step more.t.aware ,of":the' diffeletll ~ lor students, provided that lbere is ices wee'., .. "offer'-"and'01'0iI joiO an effective shldent serving. N body conoerM llS·stud~nts<l,tI\iIii",1 that·s designed to serve the stu. he .laking a first step in better "'" _.dents shoulJl have SQm~ne, who. ing thOS$ s!!,deD~:' f '. .' WI~ fuIlY~ClllJlprehend tl)at position 't~el!JSb.tp~gof&'t~ WIthin Its body. It will make certain for this semester WIn be "~1' that .the ~tudent voice.is hejU'd:: . De~.)1j'1).p;'1!' in.CA),l9,N1: T~nl<s mtroduced a resolution welc~'P¥ ,aiiilJncqur~';~ staling that the duties df'the Assist- teo'!..,;; i:,· '~1 .~~;"ll FINAL STUDENT PAYROLL CHECKS' f·~ms6..~R1": If you would like your final check(s)maiied to 0 : ., ';;,' .. TYPING." I send a wntten request to the Payroll Offi . Y u, • , Letters _ Resum~s • 1. ~~e request inclUdeyou~ addressan~edate' of . :." ).;';p"'e~~~:;;i';,I 2. Attach a self-addressed ., .. '- ... ,. 7.-1 • each check. . stamped envelope for : _···.pHONE.63'-: • Optional req ~ . .' 'A d rson • Desk ~ndP<1¥~~tr..c°~~~ailal:?leat .the UniOn. Ir)tq : Ja~l~~ff~~;k' tve:ur.,.;.}t . , • . :: . ue~!i'fls7·9al"5!>3.2256.i" .:. Racine. WISconSIn'... t.•••• _ ..... Why are capable students dropping out of school? Chancellor Alan Guskin bas set up a task lorce to examine this and other problems facing freshmen and sophomores. "I've been concerned with this issue for quite some time. ~e major topics of my convocation speeches for the past two years tried to focus the altention of the university on the freshman-sophomore year. Our lresbInen and sophomore students, like at many urban universities, are lost. Many are lost beause lbeir skills are 'not up to par. But we lose many because lbey do not get connecied to the university," said Guskin. "Figures show thai some of the besl students who come out of high school do not have a strong motivation to slay in college so lbey don't conlinue on." Guskin set up lbe task loree to look al the goal of keeping fresh-. men and sophomores on campus. The charge of the task force is to rlOd ways to beller integrate freshmen and sophomores into the academic life of the university. This task may be particularly bard at an urban commuter campus like Parkside. said Guskin. "Stu-. Continued from Page 3 hoping they make a decision over the break so we can start to implement things in the next semester, and then over the sununer with the new and transfer students." At its past meeting, the Senate passed two new resolutions, one in regard to the student seat on the Board of Regents. the other directly cbanging the rules in the Senate in regard to the duties 01 the Assist- . ant President Pro Tempore of the Senate. Jan Kratocbvil introduced the resolution in support of the student Regent seat. staling: "Whereas: The students are the body served by the University Board of Regents. RANGER Parkside gets funding for Navy research, other projects More than $24,000 in support of man has recei ed . research and instruction at Parksi- 000 in su rt vf more thsn $770,- Professor Beecham Robinson. The de was accepted Friday, Dec. 7 by the lastJ:d ~ the Navy Over .studyjnvolves surveying all the the UW-System Board of Regents. of lbe res.:r~h . e ~urrent pbase slate's public school districts to asThe Regents accepted $22,000 the slime mold '~VOves exposmg sess the needs of gifted and talfrom the U.S. Navy's Electronic ce halen" physarum 1!"ly- ented students. The study is also Systems Command Office of Naval a/the Na~~:~,:~gnetic f.elds bemg supported by a $10,000 grant Research for a continuing study by Clam Lak W' Th an enna s~te at from the Uhrig Foundation of Milf P ksid . . . e, IS. e antenna IS de- waukee a team 0 ar I e scientists mto signed to facilitate co " . the potential effects of extremely with subme ed b mmumcation Also accepted by the Regents low frequency (ELF) electro-mag- Th R rgts IsosUmarines. was $670 from multiple donors for .. .. '. e egen a accepted $1 500 a Parkside lif' . netic fields on liVing orgamsms. from the W.. '. e science semInar seThe researcb led by Parkside Publi InstrulSC°tinsmDepartment of nes, a forum for reading, a confer- ., f' c c on 10 support of a ence on the humanities and a dralife science pro essor Eugene Good- state-wide study led by Parkside matic arts scholarship fund. Variety of student housing available The Spring Semester is only a holiday away. With the new semester approaching, many students are in the market for housing. . . When students go into the Housing Office. al Parkside they are usually surprised to see, the variety of housing available to-students, The . three most common types.of housing available are rooms at Ranger Hall (Racine YMCA),. rooms in private homes and apartments'in complexes in both Racine and Keilosha. Ranger HaD There are presently 85 students living at Ranger Hall, Racine YMCA, 725 Lake Avenue. Rental costs $505 per semester and all rooms have an, easlem exposure . overlooking Lake Michigan. Along with a private room, students have the privilege' of using the swinuning pools and gyms at the YMCA. For an additional fee: students may use the Nautilus. equipment. Student renters have their own recreation- room -with, a pool table. They also have a television room and a study room. Renters may also rent a small refrigerator for their rooms. Private Homes The second option for student renters is private bomes. Many students. like this situation because of the atmoshpere. Students are aDowed kitchen privileges and a space in the cupboards and in the refrigerator for their groceries and they are Continued on Page 6 'Summer .seminars offered A new proguiidonundergradu- . ates, Summer' Seminars'. for' Under-. graduate ·FeIlows, In, the -Humani-: . ties, is designed,.to 'offer 'StUdents entering their senior ¥"",an'-oppor.' tunity to study .Major" texts'ln the humanities. at.a major r<!SeMCh.lnstitution under the direction of a distinguished teacher and scholar. Full-lime students in good academic standing In the second haH of their junior year are eligible to apply. The seminars, to be held during the summer of 1985, .will be four to six weeks In length. Students who are selected will receive a stipent of $1,500 for a six-week seminar and $1,000 for a four-week seminar, as well as an allowance for bousing, travel and subsistence. Priority will be given to students who have not had previously had similar opportunities. The following seminars are being offered: "The Individual and Modern Society," taught by William Banks, Universi.ty of Californla-Ilerlteley. "The Crilique of Political Rhetoricd'rom Plato to the 1984 Politi- . cal' Campaign," taught by Lloyd' Bitzer, UW-Madison. '''Religion in a Democratic Society," taught by Walter Capps, University of California-8antaBarbara. "In Search of Heroes, Values and Leadership,"taught by Karl Galinsky, University of Texas-Austin. . "Hesse, Mann and Grass: ..Tbree German Texts and the Rise of Totalitarianism," taught by Sol Gittleman, Tufts University. "Democracy in America," taught by W. Carey Williams, Rutgers University. "The Prose and Poetry of John Milton," taught 'by Janel Mueller, University of Chicago. "Geoffrey Chaucer's Canterbury Tales," taught by Russell Peck, University of Rocbester (New York). .. Jonathan Swift and Mark Twain: Ironists in Context," taught by Jobo Sitter, Emory University. "Shakespeare, Keats, Whitman, Yeats: Lyrical Poetry," taught by Helen Vendler, Harvard University. The deadline for application is Feb. 15. Fot further infonnation, contact the instructors of the National Endowment for the Humanities. Christmas play set Florists, Capri Liquors, Scandinavian Design and Bidinger's Music. A spokesperson from Lakeside players said there is a ~pecial group price for groups of twenty or more persons and that season tickets are still available. Call 552-7966 for further information. The Lakeside players are presenting Dickens' "A Christmas Carol" at the Kemper Center, 650t 3rd Avenue in Kenosha, on Dec. 14 and 15 at 7:30 p.m. Tickets are $4 for adults and $3 for children and are available at Serto-Stella Furniture, Angelo's 5 Thursday, Dec. 13, 1984 NEWS BRIEFS Some UW students watched Mental patients attending classes at UW-Madison will come under closer scrutiny from campus police, who have asked officials or a state mental hospital for more infonnation on patients who come onto campus. The police will also do their own research. The request came alter police learned from an out-of-state tip thai one of the patients on campus had been committed alter killing his stepfather. Real agents don't wear purple A federal operation to crack down on domestic terrorism became visible in Milwaukee last week as agents made a surprise inspection at Brewsters, an East Side boutique, the Milwaukee Journal reported. Agents of the Federal Protection Service discovered a display 01 neon-colored shirts complete with agency shoulder patches. Agents apparently feared some trendy young woman might put on one of the shirts and impersonate a federal officer, the Journal said. The shirts are available in a variety of fluorescent colors, like orange, yellow and purple, confessed a store clerk. They are long· sleeved, 100 percent cotton and have flaps on the shoulder and breast pockets. Brewsters sells them for $18. Store owner Susan Brewster was warned she faced a federal complaint and possible forced removal of the shirts. But the agenty decided not to pursue the case after discovering that the patches were ten years old. Store workers did not seem worried about possible federal action, however. Salesclerk Michelle Brouchard said: "The shirts are very well made. But someone wanting to impersonate an officer of the law wouldn't be wearing an orange shirt," Clove cigarettes dangerous Indonesian clove cigarettes, which have become a fad among West Coast teenagers, could be causing serious illness or even death, officials warn. United Press International reported that Dr. Frederick Schechter, a California surgeon, said he believe the cigarettes contriboted to !be death of a 17-year~ld boy last March and the serious illness of a second teenager he treated. "Everyone must understand that I cannot prove aD Ibelieve yet," Schechter said. "But I have two teenagers who smoked clove cigarettes. One was treated for five days and recovered. The other' is dead." He said he did not know whether there was toxic material in the smoke or whether il altered the body's abilily to reduce infection . The dead teenager suffered from nu-Iike symptoms before be was hospitalized for coughing up blood, Schechter said. The youth suffered exaggerated responses, he said, and had abscesses and perforations on both lungs. After operating four times, Schechter said, "We finally ran out of functional lung." Brown students show opinion The Brown University student newspaper found thai many of !be students listed in a political ad as Reagan-Bush hackers weren'l Republican voters after aD. After one of the students listed complained she had only sought further information about the Reagan ticket, the Brown Daily Herald called a random sample of ten students listed in the ad and found only four who actually supported the GOP. The student Reagan-Bush organization that compiled the ad took responsibility for the error, saying some lists got coofused. Breakfast seminars serve entree of public management Five breakfast ~ In public Dates, topics and speakers are: ter of Public Administration pro- Vogel consults and does workshops Milwaukee. gram. Murin also is director of the on a variety of public admInistra- -April ll-"Technical Writing: management on topics induding. -Dec. 13-"What is a Database? Urban Corridor Consortium of Uni- tion gpecialties, including personnel Reports and Proposals," with Camicrocomputers, personnel isslles Examples of Agenty Applications," versities, which Includes the UW issues. rol-Lee Sallioli, a Parkside Enclish and technical writing are scbOduled with Parkside mathematics profes- campuses at Green Bay, Milwauk- -March S-"Prograrn Evaluation: at Parkside beginning Thursday, sor' Donald Piele, who Dec. 13. .' to the Chancellor for computer ac- author of several is assistant ee, Oshkush and Parkside. He ~ the How Do You books and articles with Parkside Know sociology What Worts?" professor =~'::"~~ ~ has wriUetl about !be teacbinc of Seminars, all on Thursdays, tivities. Piele set up the microcom- on urban politics and public admin- Anne Statham. Statham is a widely begin at 7:45 'a.m. with a conlinen- puter l.,iming area in Parksid~'s.li- istration. recognized sociologist whose most :r:::f.::....u ~ :::": tal breakfast in Union Roo 106. The brary, organized computer training -Feb. 7-"Personnellssues: Con- recent study of differences in the prove their effectiveness as writen. programs start at 8 a.m. and con- programs and has served as con- f1iet Resolution," witb Donald managements styles of men and clude by 9:30 a.m. The series costs sultant for microcomputer instaIla- Vogel, who serves on the faculty of women has gained attention The seminar series is sponsored $65; the fee for individual programs lions throughout the university. the UW-Milwaukee Master of Pub- throughout the state. Statham also by Parkside's Master of Public Adis $25. The cost Includes breakfast. -J 24-"Techniques for Cost- lic Administration program, as well does researcb on the family and ministration Program and the UW To register and obtain more infor- . anblic Services," with William as the Univer;;ity Enension DeJ"l!'l; , eyaluation stud!"" of human serv- Extensjon Department of Govern- • mation, call PrOf. Kenneth Hoover . ~u director ,)f'ParkSide's' MaS- ment.o! Govehlmelltal. Affairs. I'~ programs In this area and m mental Affairs. ,: at ~2518.\ . ~ . , . ~ '" '" . <I ,:. :"'4~'~i..-~\'...t ....;~.:::-..... -.~~~~.\t..tt.f:t-t,,\$(Ui\'\\'~'J:~.' ~~I( •• "" .... ~ ....... M.~~ ••....... \', f"'A~" "'A~~"'"' 'A·'~ /~"i"Jo-""~K'...... '".;......,"':-";"<.44·"''',J .. ""'......-,.; II I "'.iiIay, Dec. IS, UN Ily Luftea Wlwro zq Gail Burden spoke to children at the Child Care to continue, so if that child is wiUing to stand up and say 110. that assaullei' isn't going to pursue the matter." But since children are rarely taught to speak out against authority ligures. the assaulter is assured of the perfect victim. From birth. children are forced to accept hugs and kisses /rom friends and relatives. This belps to confuse a child in an abuse situation. "We actually set our kids up for assault," Burden said. "We bave to teach them they UNITARIAN UNIVERSAUSTS Son=to~ haI~ religious cIoctrtnes. Have you fJ'Y8( fa« disenchanted with orthodox religion because it hands you a pred~ faith or because it ~ Immature or unreasonatf so, the Unitarian Universalist Church may be for you. For hu~ of years this Vital den- ?1TII~on has been encourag. Ing Individuals to question and to ~ THII THE CHURCH YOU HAVE _ TO FIND? ~Un._,~1st Church Womcw. -.r_a.-._ . Club • 6021 ., ._ ... Q.!o;.-.... ..--.1ctlOo! • ~__ LC ; : ~ - '.' .- A bused children face difficult decisions they·U take me away and put me in jail.' Threats are made against the Gail Burden. a pediatric nurse child so subtly. they aren't even lrom Kenosha Memorial Hospital, aware of it," said Burden. talked to I dozen concerned parents Parents can screen possible child at the Child Care Center Dec. 6. in sexual abusers by knowing a few a presenlation about child sexual warning sigos. Typical abusers conabuse. stantly want to be around children. Burden ... d that she crusades lor They usually are domineering and child seJ:ual abuse prevention "We demonstrate the wish to control (Burden and ber <:o-workers) found people. "Most assaulters are we were beconung frustraled by male." said Burden. "and most the red tape involved WIth sexual have been sexually assaulled as assault. SO we decided we'd try to children themselves." prevent IllflSlead" To do this. Bur- Signs to 1001< for in your children den travels to schools and child vary. Sleep disturbances. wetting car. renters. speaking first with the bed. school difficulties and a parents. then WIth the children. change in appetite should aU be inBurden outluled the typical chi1d vestigated. Also. children should almolester. "Some sauaJ .... uIts do ways be believed where sexual occur by .....".,... but It'S a very abuse is concerned. "Children do smaU percentage. and those IS- IIOtlie about sexual abuse," Burden sauIts are usually sudden- They're stressed. "auIdren only know what very VIOlent and they're usually a we teach them. They couldn't come one-time occurreoce. Eigbty-live up with this on their own." pen:ent of aU ..... uIts are conunit- What can be done about the sexted by __ the chiJd knows." uaI abuse of ctilldren? "Slop it beFriends. relatives. teachers and fore it starts," Burden advised. Sexbobyaitten mMe up the majority of ual abuse prevention shouJd begin ~ at the ~ possible age. The _ conunilted by an Ie- "Never give blanket authority," qualntance 01 the child Is very diI- said Burden. Parents leDd to leach lerent /rom violent uIt by a children that groups such as police, stranger. "It's a subtle uIt,'· she teachers and Idults in general .~Iained. "It starts out graduaDy should have control over them. ..lid It conlinues over a period 01 Parents should instead instruct lime." their chi1dren to respecllUthority. Ouldren have a natural tendency but also that it's aU right to say 110 to keep secret... and the abuser to !be members of these groups. plays off this tendeDcy to keep oth- "Very frequently, aU a chi1d bas ers /rom knowmg 01 hislher rela- to do Is say no and that will be !be lionship with !be child. "They use end of it," Burden said. "Secrecy is threats such as 'if you tell anyone. !be main ingredient for an assault r""-'........, ,,,.."I....,............III'1 Public service interns sought I I The Public Service Internship Outreach at 553-2032. In the past. PSIP interns ba.. ~ ~ Program (PSIP) at Parkslde has PSIP t d ts t ti I worked for Rep. Les Aspin !he ci~ ~ CELEBR AI TE ~ winter and summer openings for rience ~:rt':~g f~:::;~cti~~:: of Kenosba, the Racine J:ill Alter· ..-: :11 ~ students who WISh to earn political . h" . natives Program the Kenoshaand ~ :l'Il science credits as interns in local palgns. elpmg WIth legal sel'Vlces Ra' P li De' :l'Il THE 0 ~ . ' for the poor solving constituent eme 0 ce partments, the tli H LIDA l'S ~ ~~e or nationa! government agen- problems for' legislators, assisting Racilie an~ Kenosha county Public !iii r ~ local administrators in providing D~fe~ders OffIc.es: the ~enosha I "'TH ~ Persons interested in earoUing in community services. working with D~stncl Allorney s OffICe. lb. ~ ,~ the program can pick up applica- planning agencies and assisting WisconSIn Department of Local AI· ~ ST} LE ~ tion forms in room 344 of Parksi- local court agencies. fmrs and Development, the Raeme ~ ~ de's Wyllie Library-Learning Center S d County. Felony Court. the RaciDe :l'Il Ii: h th . tu en\s can earn from three to Clerk of Courts and numerow ~ ~ or pone e Office of Community SIX acadermc credits as IDtems. other public and private agenaa I ~ ~ I I ~ § I I ~ § I I ~ ~ I I SPmAL EXPORT I I - &~. § ~..... I I Yoa caIl travel the world over ~ I I and never find a better beer. I ION TAP AT UNION SQUARE I ~'I",.~i~~~.&CWi...r......'...I don't have to accept unwanted touch." This is the basis 01 Burden's discussion when she speaks with children. as she did Dec. 11 at the Child Care Center. Children know the difference between "good" and "bad" touch, and parents should trust their child's intuition. "Assaulters start out with a very vague type of behavior that you can't say is right or wrong, but the child knows something is going to happen." Burden urges the child to teU Ranger pboto by Dave M~ Center about how to say "DO." others about bad leelings they bave about people who touch them. "I only talk to the children about touching. good and bad. and wbat I caU the 'oh-oh' feeling. I never IaIi about sex itself to the children" she stressed. ' Abused children have a lot 01 problems as adults. "They fo1llld• correlation between sexual abuse and drug abuse, prostitution. akoholism and delinquent behavior" said Burden. "1/ we can help ..;. child through this presenlation then it's been worth it." ' Office provides help for homeless students Continued from Page 5' usually aUowed to use the laundry facilities. The students are treated just like a member of the lamily. The studen! gets a private room and they don t have the hassles of paying gas and electric biUs. These rooms usually. come furnished. The cost 01 renting a room in a private home vanes from $25 to $50 per week. Apartments that the heat can be as muchas !be renlaL This makes it diffICultfOl' student to plan 'a budget. U st> dents are wiUing to share an .part. ment. it could turn out to be cbe1~ er way to live. Many limes foursIIdents share a two bedrooID .part. ment. This way the cost 01 living' relatively low. Many landlords IliD not aUow that many studentsto iii' in a small apartment. Other sIIdents live with four or five studeD~ in a house. Renting entire """'" usually works out beller for students because there are no ~ neighborS. The Housing Ollice is o~ 8 a.m. to 5 p.m .• Monday !pill l"rida,y. '!'hey are wiIling,to ~e.... slllll.ellt'with' 1l0\J!iili&1)~ .!.. "::v;L.::.~ ......: '''; t ......... ~,. , RANGER . , 7 Thand.y, Dee. 13, 1984 .Shutler digs for fun in Tell Halif by Pal He_ Campus N.... EdItor area. but a few days before we actually planned to start, there was a brush fire and it bumed almost everything away. Of course, we had a terrible time convincing the people in the area that we hadn't started it, and we didn't, but I'm not sure they believed us," said Shutler. Shutler explained the findings in Field Ias a great fortification. or a great wall, with evidence of bid watch towers. "Further excavation showed late Bronze Age living quarters, with a lot of urban and domestic architecture, dating back to 3100-2200 B.C. Maybe the site was a small garrison, or political center. and there was a lot of contact with Egypt. We found pottery mortar and what was then used as an oven." Shuller explained that the ovens would have some kind of fire or heat put inside them, and after the oven bad an opportunity to heat, the ashes would be cleared out. Then the bread or food would be put into the oven. The study has also uncovered what was then probably used as a milk pitcher, with the top of the pitcher shaped much like a cow's head. This is still an item that people of the area purchase today for home use. There is also evidence of an early literacy, of tallying things up and keeping records of things with markings. Shutler talked briefly about the prosperity of the civilizations set there during the Bronze Age. "We've found a lot of pigs, and the pig was very economical. We've also found a lot of remains of immature donkeys. Our theory is that there were a lot of places where people stopped with their caravans, and they would sell donkeys for travel purposes. Whatever wasn't sold by the end of the season and whatever wasn't worth wintering, was killed off:' Field II at Tell Halif has uncovered big living quarters starting back in Hellenistic times and moving back to the Bronze Age. The researchers have found several burials beneath the floor, !OIIlething that was fairly common during that period. In some of the nearby tombs, which the group was asked to excavate to prevent looting. Shutler explained that the b0dies were set on the floor of the tomb, and possessions and offerinp were placed on the shelves within the tomb, surrounding the body. The digging at Tell Halif has more than one purpose, Shuller said. "It's an ethnographic project, too. We're comparing the current local practices with what's [ound in the Tell:' The researchers stay at Tell HaIif for the summer in a teot camp. Most of the work they do is on the pieces they find while digging under the trees. "Everything is washed, read and dated. The restorable vessels are restored:' While many take the summer and dig into the future, Shutler keeps busy digging into the past. . Betty Shutler, Vice Chancellor, spends her summer months digging into her work. Since 1976 she has been the Associate Director of a research project that takes her halfway around the world to Tell Halif an archaeological dig in south"'; Israel. By digging into the ground there, Shutler and her associates are finding out how civilizations there have started, flourished and died out, only to have new civilizations build and develop. The study is one of historical archaeology, together with anthropological studies. The study also investigates sociological issues, like how the various civilizations lived and what prompted the people to settle in the area. At this point in the excavation, the researchers have found that the Tell was walled twice, once during the Bronze Age and at some point during the Iron Age. There are three fields the researchers dig in: the first field cuts into the Bronze Age wall, the second field is at the top of the Tell and goes through a later Hellenistic and Iron Age era and the last field cuts into the Iron Age and exposes some of the Iron Age wall. In 1976 the researchers were ready to clear off Field I. "The area was covered with brush, very thorny brush, and we all knew what a chore it would b,e to clear the . pboto by Dave McEvoy Betty Shutler, Vice Chaneellor Group loons to keep . students in' school Continued from Page 4 ' when students first arrive; do we need to doa better job with orientations; could we make better use of students who have been here, like a mentoring program; should there be a special curriculum for freshmen and sophomores. "We lose a lot of students who are perfectly capable of obtaining a degree," said Canary. "We are not just concerned with numbers, but we are concerned with quality. Parkside is one of the best undergraduate campuses in the state. But even if we trunk we are doing well, . we can always do better:' . Campus life, keeping students on campus for activities, etc., could be imprOved. "The concern 'here is students don't always get into aclivities as freshmen. The kinds of activities that reinforce education are important," said Canary. Canary said the committee hasn't ruled anything out yet. They plan to consult with colleagues, as well as students, for ideas. "In January I am sure the Task Force will have some specific themes emerging. I don't think we will just come out with a shopping list of things which is what we have now. We can come up with a plan that is practical and effective which will benefit the university," said Canary. Guskin added, "I'm very excited about the Task Force. I think it may be one of the most significant planning activities that this university has entered into in a number of years. We must come to terms with the problem of student academic progress during the freshman and sophomore years if we are to fulfill . our potential as an institution committed to quality." Vietnam - not just another war The third story is "We just went with the flow." When reporting on the war, the news never showed death; the entertainment world did. On the nightly news, the death tolls would be given, but death itself never was shown. Even the press, which accurately reported the facts, never accurately sbowed death, which was what it was all about. Americans can't recognize loss as human. To them, loss is anti-American. Harper concluded, "In war, more than in any other time, you don't know what you're doing. And afterward, you can make up any bullsbit about it that you want:' by literature students are Why didn't we win and is it like it is in the movies:' Harper answered that question by stating, "You can't win a war if you don't know who the enemy is. We didn't know who we were or where we were. The myths kept us invisible from ourselves." Harper went on to say, "We went in there not knowing the people, their language, their culture, their religion or emotions, which set up a sense of distrust." When talking about war, there are three stories. The first story is "The devil made me do it." The • second story is "What happened in Vietnam was the civilians' fault." Two Vietnam vets were in a VA hospital when one says to the other, " I met a guy yesterday who told me all vets are either psycopaths or drug addicts." The other said, "Well, what did you say?" "Nothing. Ishot him." Jokes like these are a contributing factor to the ambiguity and the mytbs that surround the Vietnam war. "The war was largely outside the context of American lives," stated Kenneth Harper, who spoke on "Vietnam: the Cultural War" at the Social Science Roundtable on Monday. Harper, who is a lecturer for the English department and a Vietnam veteran himself stated, "The two questions that are asked the most CiNEusnME . TO REPAY YOUR LOAN. If you've gone to college on a National Direct Student Loan, a Guaranteed Student Loan or a Federally Insured Student Loan made after October 1, 1975, and your loan is not in default, here's a way to get your loan repaid. Use the Army's Loan Repayment program. Each year you serve on active duty reduces your indebtedness by one-third or $1,500, whichever amount is greater. In a three-year enlisrment, you eliminate your debt. Additionally, you could learn a valuable skill and take advantage of many other Army opportunities. If you have the time, we have the money. Check it out with your Army Recruiter. SFC David Hutson . 3315 52nd Street Kenosha 697-0520 '."'.-.,·AIlIABEALLYOUCAMBL .. ~c. Students disappointed with coverage students and explaining the relerendum .: "We hope to catalyze inlormed discussion and action, shift the focus from suicide pills to nuclear threat and shift the burden of responsibility Irom the (Brown) administration to elected politicians," the letter said. Supporters of the referendum have changed their group's name from Students for Suicide Tablets to Students Against Nuclear Suicide, and are mailing letters to-press organizations to clarify that their reterendum-ls "not a suicidal or defeatist approach, to the threat of nuclearwar ... (but) is aimed at dispelling the lIOlion .taat . ...,..tou\d SIIlvive fnuclear) holocaust."'·- Referendum backers were also angered by an angle that Time Magazine took, Zuckman says, which showed the anti-nuclear activists as a bunch of rich kids with nothing better to do. Zuckman believes that overall press coverage was fair. She says the worst offenses were the short announcements by television and radio newscasters, saying something like: "Brown students· vote to commit suicide." To counter the effect of that coverage and respond to a letter to parents of Brown students from university president Howard S"!earer, the Undergraduate Council of Students mailed 5,400 let~, timed to arrivelturipg ~'{I\Ig ~r.~ adclit!SSed llf thlrparents Of Brown Continued from Page ·3 ture of their message but repeat-' edly asked if Brown students were really intending to kill themselves. James R. Knebelman, a senior at Brown and a supporter of the refere.ndum, was so upset with the national media coverage he sent letters to student newspapers across the country, criticizing the media and specifically citing a New York Times headline that read, "Students to vote on suicide:' Jill Zuckman, a reporter for the Brown Daily Herald, says, however. the news story in the New York Times was accurate, while the Times op-ed piece missed the point of the referendum. SalzmaD wrote a' ret~ ld.tlte·.TimeaCQinjlWlJing. of the iMcc1lt'aciof -llie' ·opinion. I , I. ~ IIIIIii. . , 8 n .... y.Dec, 13, 1'84. "Crimes" enters drama contest The Parkside Dramatic Arts Discipline will present its production of "Crunes of the Heart" as part of tbe American Collese Theatre Festivalm Madison on Jan. t8. The anllOWlC<ment..... made on Monday by Dr. Lee VanOyte. Six plays ...... chosen from the 44 entrants from Illinois and W.isron.sIn. VanDyke said, "We've been waiting for this announcement SInce we first presented the show in October We're very .. cited." In January the cast and crew will travel to Madison with their set and props, cootwnes and Il8bts, and a show that \bey hope will win. They will be <ootpetinc apinst produc>- tions from UW·Madison, Green Bay, Wbitewater, Loyola UniversJty, Cbicago and l1linois Slate UniverSlty, One of these productions may SOon to Washington, D.C. in February for the National Festival. The Parkside cast, under the direction of VanDyke, includes Rebecca Julich, John Misltulin, Amy Capobianco, Carolyn Blackinton, Denise Valente and Bill Serpe. S1teUyWarreo and Judith TuckerSnider will bead up the student crew that will handle the set. They will have four bours to set up the entire production, including Il8bts. After the show, they will be allowed only two hours to strike and clear the stage. A performance of "Crimes of the Heart" will be presented at Putsi· de again in January. No date has been set for that perfonnance in order to allow the cast and crew to wort out a time schedule and get the feel of the audieoce again, said VanOyte. That performance will also help defray the costs of the students' trip to Madison. "This is a great credit for Parkside and the Dramatic Arts Discipline," said VanDyke. "We can all be very proud. Witb this show SOingto Madison and the success of "The Peppermint Bear," Parkside has established itsell as the place to go for good theater in southeastern WiSCOnsin." New Year's race set Parkside will sponsor its first annual ~ew Year's Eve Road Race on Monday, Dec. 31, with a twomde race at I p.m. and a four-mile race at 145 p.m. Entries are $5 belore race day and $6 the day of the race. Entries will be taken by phone for a $6 fee. Call 553-2245. Top three runners in 12 age groups-beginning with eigbt and under-will receive awards. The groups will be divided into men and women. All runners will receive a stocking cap or comparable gift at registration, and a gift certificate drawing will be beld. Locker room facilities and pool will be open to competitors and their guests. CROSSWORD PUZZLER 64 Pnnter's measure 65 A caliph 66 Float in air 68 Festive 70 Dry, as wine 71 Paradise 72 Abstract being DOWN 1Masses of floatmg ice 2 Faeroe ISlands whirtv"md 3 EdIble seed .. 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Garfinkel believes that among finkeI. They have stable reJatillllmenial bealtb professionafs on ships and goals, but they laelt some most campuses there is slill a sys- one to tum to when depressioo tematic denial of serieus depression strikes, he says, in young people, "It seems unlhink- The clinical differences in Ibe able to us that young people with way depression sbows up in this their whole lives ahead of them age group also make it difficultto could be seriously depressed," be detect. Adulls teU you if Ibeyare says. depressed, says Garfinkel,butad& But many are. "It's the best kids Continued .n Page 20 Computer instruction for lawyers offered Suicide in the 18- to :U-year-<Jld age group has skyrocketed in the last ten years. But many people, in· cluding doctors, parents and professionals who wort with young people have a hard time believing it. "Not until we believe it will this suicide rate come down"says to Dr. Barry Garfinkle, Director of Cbild and Adolescent Psychiatry at the University of Minnesota. Garfinkle would like to see' awareness of the problem and ils warning signs become as common to the public as the awareness that A hands-on workshop on computer use for lawyers and legal secretaries will be offered by the Continuing Education Office at Parkside, from 8:30 a.m. 10 noon on Thursday, Dec. 'I:l in the Parkside library and Communication Arls Building. workshop is $14. Instructor will be Robert Luke, an Independent businessconsulbnl wilb more Iban 20 years' experi· ence in th~ compuler ficld,specializing in the productive use 01 compulers by business and in· dustry. Student affairs vital for campus Continued from Page 3 w ld d . it of taki . or now, an we eacb need to be That's why cballenge is so Impor· e~ucation n~i~~ ;:'b~n~:marr' Io~ able 10 understand what the other tant. 11 Ibey (sludents) are nnlcllaJ. Miller also'd pee., goes througb, and we need that ex- lenged In any other way thanthe cballenge in ~~~el~:~~ f~r~~~~ ~t':.e 10 different ideas," said classroom, Iben they ~ilInol Curriculum or student a ti·ti· Mi . , remember a lot from lbell'educ> even grea~ because it c. VI es, IS b ller saId that studen~ have to tion. We will remember peopleand muter campus. "Sludenls~h~ulC;;;i o;b able to find ways to use wbat experiences, probably lbe badones, see the universit as som ers can offer them to under- and when we're done weWillthink department slor~ wberee:.,rt ~~ ~tand wbo tbey are. "It would be about tbem differently. Wewili go and get some of this and so::'e of ,:rY grea,l If somelhing could be remember Ibe role modcl,whoever that, feeling that they can 0 off kn earned every day, Do people il is or was for us, and wewill campus and wbat they have o~ ba . ow there are 0t1.'erways of look- remember being someone an! not done bere won'l affecl the v~ 109 al things, or IS there just the being involved in the unive"lty.lts ?f their lives. The rest of their ::~ :~ tbey learned. to look at il?" tbe stimulation of activityandcom' ISgOingon right now. Education is ettier questioned If sludents were munily that will make an education the real world, because Ihat's your g. ng Ibe skills Ibey need to Usein complete. Creating communIlyal life al this time. We all bave I COpingWllb theIr lives, and wbeth- Parkside is a major cballenge.The come 10understand that Ibe pea t" er .students know how 10 use the qualily. of life that exisls hcreISal out there are helping us reSh~~ ~~lversl~Y as a resource for gaining least as important as the acaden1JC who w~are. Just because we don't ~~e skills. , quality. appreCIatethe same things doesn'l People don I know the 'invisible "11 a sludent does not come 001 mea~ we can'l learn thin&, from ~ur"culum' is involved at all. It's of tbe university willi a goodedu~' r~"1rlO{~~r..Wr :m~y.Iie'generallons '.zi~~r~ tt i~vjs,i~lef'!JTiculurn is tion we bave not failedat leac~ ap , ut we are living'in the'same .. 1'li '..o~~ pg sjudenfs. ha,;eto do ...., but .1t"lslinnilation- and'the ~~b ••••••••••••• e umversily aoesn"l reqUire it:' ''On'Rood iiualitvon'ifc'-" To register and obtain more information, call 553-2312. Tbe course will cover time and cosl billing, scbeduling, word prl>- cessing, software selection and bands-<Jnexperience using an ffiM personal computer. Cosl of tbe • RANGER • ' , 9 Thursday, Dec, 13, 1984 ., Theater ' u~!!l!.per..'!!:i1l;tBear" a seasonal triumph g ampaign, Meanwhile, many people were head of the Heritage Food Service ed a coloring book, designed by Last weekend 1,500 people came Amy Capobianco as the Pepper. enlisted to help out in the costume in the Parkside Union. While Laurel Dane-VanDyke, who also deto Parkside and saw the first an- nunt Bear did her share of the shop. Students from Snider's Intro- Nora's team of cooks served up signed all the posters and promonual Peppermint Bear show. As the show stopping When she rode a six duction to the Theater class sewed plates of scrambled eggs, toast and tional materials for the show. combined effort of several groups foot Unicycle around the stage as dresses and breeches for some of sausage, members of the Partside Crayons were given to the children the production came off virtuaU~ part of one of the musical produe- the characters:, whil~, Tania Reme- Women's Softball Club served as to .keep them entertained while without a hitch and set a precedent tion numbers. Paul Mitchell played mak helped build Peppernunt waitresses. After the 9 a.m. shows, waiting for the show to begin. After that will he hard to follow. Santa Claus, aided by the Three Bear, Nancy Loendorf worked on these same people and members of the show, the guests were invited to Under the direction of Judith Elves, Mert, Mort and Gert, por- the Santa and Villain costumes. the Intra to Theater class cleared meet cast members. Paula Boehler Tucker-Snider, every facet of the trayed by Connie Kowalski, An- As the orders for tickets came all the tables and set them up again and Rebecca Julich helped to disbreakfast theater was anticipated drewBrhel and Missy Weaver. The into the Fine Arts office, Linda for the next group at 11 a.m. tribute balloons after the show and met with the professionalism Vlllal.D, Sey~our, was done by Springer and Diane Smith worked The stage set of Santa's North while the cast Signed autographs. that makes good theater good. Dur- Charlie Myking and his assistant to fill the orders and make out seat- Pole workshop was designed by This weekend the cast and crew ing this past semester, Snider and was played by John Miskulin. ing charls. Because of their organiz- Skelly Warren of the Dramatic Arts will transport the entire operation her production workshop class have Steven Powell of the music de- ing abilities, 350 people were seated Discipline. With the help of his to Barrington, fII. for a show there. orgaruzed and presented, this show, partment worked with the cast on and served breakfast within 25 stagecraft classes, Warren built a And next year' From th from publicity to the singing, dane-voice control and harmony, while minutes on the mornings of the set that can be folded up aod track- of last weekend's perfO~::"~ 109 and acting. These students met .Michael Snyder traveled from New shows. ed to other locations for other per- the only problem facing Tuckert~ce a week to learn the songs, ~et' Yor~ to choreograph the various Food was prepared and served fonnances. Snider and her theater companies fitted for costumes and· establish routines that enhanced the show. under the direction of Pat Nora, Each child attending had receiv- will be where to put the crowds. Student looks at Faulkner's flip side by JOaD Mattox and rectitude - either by taking negro rather than another human him into our white schools or by being." You know, if Ididn't know It has been said there is no per- giVing him white teachers in his any better, I'd say that this literary son who is all goodness or all bad- 'own' schools until we have taught genius has the brain mass equivaness. Whichever of the two quali- the teachers of his own race to lent to that of a roasted peanut. ties dominates is the one-we use to teach and train him, ABC's and The man is saying that negroes categorize the person. fractions don't matter ... (the black aren't human. I supposed we all When a person is placed high on man) must learn self-restraint, hon- launched our ship here from Mars a pedestal or regarded as a degen- esty, dependability, purity. IT we in search of the promised land, I'll erate, it is like a fixed condition, don't (teach them these things), we tell you what, if I would have non-reversible, there to stay. We will spend the rest of our lives known attitudes like Faulkner's exdon't try to dig deeper into the dodging among five hundred un- isted, Iwould have stayed on Mars. character of that person to make bridled horses." And f know that blacks and whisure that the category into which What the man said was cruel. -tes can get along. I have too many we have placed him was indeed the This pitiful man's understanding of interracial marriages in my family right choice. the negro race is so shallow that, for me to believe otherwise. In fact, I have explored the character of personally, I would be giving him the bond in interracial marriages is a writer who is loved by millions the benefit of the doubt to say that sometimes even stronger than beand considered one of the best he is part of the human race. He is tween a couple with the same racial American writers of his time -WiI- comparing the black race to untam- background, because the interracial liam Faulkner. Faulkner is on that ed horses and that insisting it is the couple have to try that much harpedestal because of his literary con- duty of white society, to 'break' us der to get along because of the tributions. He is supposedly graced in order to have a civilized and hu- possible difficulties they might with the gift of having an acute per- mane society. Sure, it's a white face. Many expect the worst, so ception of human interaction. man's world - that's no secret, but they are actually ready for whatThere is no question that the man you don't have to be white in order ever comes along, contrary to a is great. but Faulkner's fundamen- to cope, survive or even to enjoy, couple with the same racial backlal attitude is permeated-with big- for that matter. I would like to ground. Andaccepting each other's otry. . know what makes this man such an differences IS .not ~e hard part. The sad thing about this situation expert on what qualities the negro The hard part " getting the rest of is the fact that I love Faulkner. But possesses. I didn't learn my hon- sO~lety, especially peop,le who have I f d thi it h I I ~- esty dependability etc from any- attitudes like Faulkner s, to accept ourr swnerwom oveuc-, .: . th this 1 I d li th t "b f his ' d one white I learned It where It the fact at coup e oves an eves a ecause 0 race an . .. . h th colo" it will not suffice for him to should be le~ed, Wthi t ch "m(bthet accSoeptsy:~a::n.::~ aiven the right think d . t Iik hit house and I 01 pre y sure u " , e- _ an act JUS de anylikw the Fau~er I could be wrong) that selling and attitude, blacks and man, he must think an act e e , hit I li ing whites will and can get along "We b t hit " I ha there aren't any w e peop e VID • es among w e men. ve. h ld have got to find some kind of muloved a man who tells me,' a black 10 my house 011. f 'ht . g ahout tual ground to meet on not socially woman, that I am worthless in the .Whaht;s r~a ~ rlg ~~~act that as much as econOmically. that is eyes of white society unl~: I pat- this w ~ ~ SI,tua on "bumbling idiot the negro can be equal without hav: tern f thinking' and acting Faulkner Isn some .' " my way 0, ' h ti his mouth off. lie is a ing to come 10 and sleep Wlth you. after ~h1te ,,:omen. Faulkner feeb ~~~ s ~h n~n obvious taient for What a sadistic outlook on life this the negro Wlll only have a valid . . liat he sa s on an man has. place in society if "he, learns to wroting, .and: to be at ~east co:' The first thing an experienced cease forevermore thinking and act- subJecedtISf g Ol tgt tally believed by writer might tell an amateur is to ·lik" slder,lnoo, .. to 109 . e a negro. , an of his readers. His own belief wrIte somethmg that be ows, I fIrst came across Faulkner s at- 01 Y i g that it's enough to something straight from the heart. titudes in a book by Alice Walker. IS so s ron t and consider if H I were to follow Faulkner's adviShe claims that Faulkner had been make ~nyon~s.';;g might possibly ce, which is quite the opposite of one of her favorite male authors what:'u,1S P redibility to it. this, then I probably would never until she read the book "Faulkner have age, 0 c irnistic attitude make it as a writer. His advice is to at the University." I also read ~t The man ~t';::lationshiPS also follow a set pattern of the majority book, and this article contams :=ck/wblood creep toward the race and forget about individuality. quotes from a lecture Faulkner 'li my. t "The white race and "He's got to have equality in terms gave at the University of Virguua-a bol ng polO . never really like that he can get used to it aDd forget lecture I found most informative. the negr~ ra~ ":::er' this is for the' that he is a negro when he is writHe believes that it is the white and trus eac 0 the ~hite man can ing," One thing that I promise I man's responsibility and duty to sunple fact th;:' the negro be- will never do, even if I do not make teach the black man. " ... 50 we never :'"~t~W~ has al:""ys it as a .writer, "~d .P'!'! ~ !? ,f~rget . alone can teach the negro the re- _ cause e...... 0' ti-, alw':lYS a;' 'WhOT11lrr:itill whete I ~3n:le !\"Om.I I J IsponslbilltY."M petsOpalJ°tnlt3lity '~.,J fort~ ~~, ~~l~ ':1" .e,. ,'. ... I' "',,1 'l \·(l""ll· •. I ~l. ••• . '''(11 ~.j ;.;tJ"''J~·-j' ~ ::1, ,t !, t • • will never try to be something that I am not. To me, that's the whole beauty of writing, You can be who you want to be. It's an individual way of expressing yourseH. No one else's work can be quite the same. It's your unique mark on the world. Why would anyone want those marks to be uniform instead of unprecedented? f just wish Faulkner could be me for a day so he could come to realize how f think and feel. Iwant him to see that we are not so different as he obviously thinks. I have drives, ambition and character just as he does, but not because I am black or he is white, but because we are human. I'm a person just as he is a person. In my opinion, Faulkner's attitude probably sterns from lack of contact. He probably has never been in close contact with anyone from the negro race, and if he did, it probably was a bad experience, an experience so bad that it made him just stereotype the rest of the race. And what's really strange is a statement he made while al the University of Virginia to all of the luture writers of America: "No man can write who is not first a humanitarian." It's amazing how some people confuse what they should be with what they really are ... Correction In the photo accompanying Bill Serpe's theater article in the Dec. 6 issue, Connie Kowalski's name was accidentally omitted from the caption. Happy Holidays from the Ranger I r ~ •• '. \ ~ ')) .-. PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE Announces STUDY BREAK COFFEE SPECIAL .. Mon. Dec. 10 Thru Final Exams WLLC Coffee Shoppe Buy a Cup of Coffee Get a Coupon Good For A Second Cup of The Same Size FREE! . , GOOD LUCK WITH EXAMS ... L a " .. -'RANGER - Things to do tomorrow byDldO_ I.AlllIIlDus Penoaa" We all know the saying, "Never put ofl until tomorrow what you can do today," Well, on cold days I tend to slay inside and plan lor tomorrow. That's what I've been doing lately, and came up with a list 01 things to do. Paint a bus. Taite a number. Verily the existence 01 Sammy Davis Sr. Mal:e an obscene phone call to a paint store. Count the words in the dictionary and make sure there are as many as the cover says. Pan Iry a rluno. Malte bee! jerty Christmas ornaments. Shake all the cans 01 soda in a grocery store and leave. Compare sneezes with a friend. Bite the dog that bit me. Malte the cat portable by strapping a handle around its stomach. Defrost the attic. Untie my shoes for once. Acid ram expected. Wear a pith helmet Match socts in the sock drawer. Pet the television. Push aU the dust 011 the lurniture onto the floor and vacuum. Call up the loreign aIlairs bureau and ask to talk to a loreigner. Ask a bom-again Christian lor change. Vacuum the fingernail clippings in the car. Set my cold free. Place a loud boom box face down on the ground and see iI it digs a hole. Trick a goldflSb. Kick an extra point. Malte a list 01 all the people I know wbo can play ping pong with either hand and hate Yabl2ee. Design logos lor houses 01 ill-repute. Set a novel to music. Bowl a 38 game. Count the number of times a game show audience applauds. Set one bouse plant next to a diIferent ODe. Draw pickles. Lead with my Iell loot. Juggle triplets. Get sesame seeds stuck in between my teeth. Donate that old lava lamp to the US Geological Society. Replace ring in tub. Get the computer winterized. Alphabetize the spice rack. Count the dead flies in the windows. Mal:e more mouse traps out 01 dental floss. Pass my hats. Put two ODe-liners together and see what I come up with. Contemplate an orange. Call up McDonald's and ask iI there's any good eating places in town. Share a tittle horseradish, Cross out the old numbers and add new ones to the calendar. Send a belated victory card to President Reagan. Run around like a chicken with its bead chopped olf. Bob lor apples. Mal:e a chain 01 staples. Elvis Been so long on by Jim Neihaur Feature Editor "That Elvis, man, he is all there is. There ain't no more. Everything starts and ends with him. He wrote the book." -Bruee Springsteen January 8, 1985 marks the 50th anniversary 01 Elvis Presley's birth, a man whose music altered Iustory in unfathomable ways. Elvis Presley took established black blues and white country styles, infused them with Dean Martin-esque pop and came up with a new sound that disc jockey Alan Freed labeled rock and roll. The early hits on Sun and RCA, including "That's All Right," "Mystery Train," "Good Rockin' Tonight," "Heartbreak Hotel," "Hound Dog," "Jailhouse Rock," "Don't be Cruel" and "Hard Headed Woman" were released in a period of only two years and all are staples of the rock and roll sound. His rebellious persona and method of delivering the music caused as much scandal as exhilaration, the prudes labeling !urn as a sex maniac for his "suggestive" gy. rations. But to the late Iilties, he was the equivalent 01 James Dean (whose death belore the rock era seems ironic in a way); an antihero for millions of confused young people the world over. He even made one good film, believe it or not. Based on Harold Robbins' book "A Stone lor Danny Fisher," "King Creole" (1958) was Lonely Street 'J . Elvis Presley is considered a taut, suspenseful drama with WaIter Matthau in the supporting cast, a rock score written by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stroller and direction by Michael Curtiz (who directed the classics "Casablanca" and "Angels with Dirty Faces" among others.) After Presley's stint in the army, his management decided to package him as the latest showbiz commodity, and then carne the rotten lilms like "Fun in Acapulco" and stupid songs like "Bossa Nova Baby" and "No Room to Rumba in a Sports Car," Throughout the sixties we Were listening to The BeatThe Parkside Union . .' . " ..... '..'.'~.. .--. - FINAL EXAMS & SEMESTER BREAK HOURS UNION SQUARE: DEC. 17·21 REGULAR HOURS DEC. 22·JAN. 13 CLOSED . DEC. 17·20 REGULAR HOURS DEC_ 21 9:00 AM • 6:00 PM DEC. 22 • JAAN. 1 CLOSED JAN. 2-11 6:00 PM • 10:00 PM (CLOSED SATURDAYS & SUNDAYS) DEC. 17-JAN, 13 CLOSED REC CENTER: SWEET SHOPPE I' the king of rock and roll, les, Rolling Stones, The Who, Bob Dylan and the many Motown ac~ while only the diehards bothered with Presley. Then, in 1968, Presley did a TV special to prove that he hadn't foe. gotten how to rock, catching up WIth trends in music that had seemed to pass him by. "The best music of his career," wrote critic Griel Marcus at the time. The seventies were filled with gossip-column troubles lor Presley, WIth divorces, affairs and drugs, yet songs like "Suspicious Miods" and "Burning Love" showed he stiU had it when he wanted to displayit. Now he's dead and there have been several books written about his work ana Ius life, the worst being Albert Goldman's olfensive best-seller which chronicles Presley's life as a series of eating binges, sex orgies and aU-night drug parties. But, in the end, what counts is the music, lor despite all the rumors and accusations by those near and far Irom Presley, when he died in August, 1977, obituarists the world over unanimously agreed he was the greatest rocker of them all, He still is. "It took people like Elvis to open the door to this kind 01 music,and I thank God lor Elvis Presley." -Little Richard ~ W- FIRST .NATIONAL BANK Of Kenosha DOWNTOWN M;\IN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24.HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658.2331 , MEMBER,FDIC • ,JtAN6ER - by Bob Kiesling Community News Editor Are you better off than you were a year ago? According to various critics comment~tors and visionaries: you weren t supposed to be. This year, 1984. was to be the year Big Brother took controlot society. putting an end to liberty and the pursuit of happiness. Computers were supposed to be our downfall. The increasingly vast data transmission networks were to allow the ruthless few to quantify. record and file the average person's life for future reference. People's lives, from cradle to grave, were to be contained on a single printout. But that didn't happen. Not by a long shot. One of the most striking events of the last year was the mass acceptance of personal computers, which decentralized high technology enough so the concentration of power Orwell predicted probably will never happen. As with calculators a few years ago. computer prices fell enough to make them affordable for the average person. It is now possible to 'tim' IIf \.. buy a fully featured computer for about $150. The Milwaukee Consumer Yellow Pages now has 13 pages devoted exclusively to personal computers, and chances are that if you don't own one, you know someone who does. Taken as a whole, 1984 was a pretty striking year altogether. The economy has recovered, as far as most people are concerned. A sharp rise in economic indicators allowed the president to be the first in a generation to be reelected. Ronald Reagan received massive support from voters under 40, the Baby Boomers who politically carne of age this year. That surprised pollsters, who expected young voters to support the more liberal and independent candidates. Reagan, however, won by the biggest landslide in history. His challenger, Walter Mondale, won only his home state. and that by a margin of 3,500 votes, about half the student population at Parkside. And this despite the fact that he was the first presidential candidate of a major party to select a woman, Geraldine Ferraro, as his running mate. Ferraro's candidacy opened many new doors for women in poli11 Thursday. DeC. 13. 1984 tics. The political buzzword this year was "yuppie," for Young Urban Professional. Yuppies are well-todo Baby Boomers, who are characterized as being more independent than the earlier generation. So it's no wonder pollsters were surprised. They immediately began talking about a new wave of patriotism sweeping the country. Yuppies are also characterized as being more independent of the corporate line, as being more entrepreneuriaL It is true that more entrepreneurs made good this year than in previous years. This, again, is often ascribed to the spread of high technology. which allows a businessman, even a young businessman, to set up in business with relatively little expenditure. Two of the more famous entrepreneurs in the country are Bill Gates, founding president of Microsoft, Inc.. a multimillion dollar company that provides programming languages and operating systems to nearly every major computer manufacturer in the country. and Steve Wozniak. who with his colleagues at Apple staved off an at- ;:. Continued on Page IZ .... t: SJ J__ \ r~r,~~\~\\\,:,,=======::======:=::=====: Ir~----'--==::::::::::::::/) Has Big Brother been watching? -,~ ) .-::::.===~_.-- : > ...... ~ \: ,.~, •••••••• ;~~~......:~:~",,,,,,,,~~;;;;;;;;::;:;::;::;;;;::;;-::::::::::::::::;~.~: ........ -. . ..... , ..,,.,,., ...... •• • ' ~ ..,,· 1''' l~'';.~''' '''i~ I f,f., .. : ~..~ - - . 'j.YW· I t." I~ •• ·.t•.l..~ ::::._..:: __ ,;;. _ 1984" 1984 1984 SpriJlc bftak 1984 lell ...... three studeDIS la the cold. Maybe they wID make II to Florida la 11185. Smoking was a big issue OD campus in 1984. PSGA worked bard to esIablisb "DO smoking" areas in Ibe buiJdiDg. As 1984 draw. 10 • close, .. Jaa. 14. The Cbristmas Irft fa Vaterie OIsoD, Keith HII1IIII, Bev BuraeH. A year of ups, dOWIM Continued from Page 11 tempt by IBM to grab a bigger chunk of the personal computer market than they deserved. Both did it with companies that started less than ten years ago in their homes, and mostly with the introduction of previously unreleased technology for home use. It has been found that smaller companies, with their flexible management structures, are able to change more quickly to meet the rapid changes of a high technology industry. They are famous because high technology has become suddenly glamorous. Nerds who once tinkered with those funny teletypes after school now find themselves lionized. They are a symbol of the 'new breed of high-tech Americans, for whom progress is served on silicon chips. One fledgling industry that did get a needed boost this year was the outer space insurance industry. one company 01 which recouped Homecoming '84 was a fulfilling event, as these participauts demonstrate. major losses when the spaceshuttle Discovery retrieved two oU-couJS/ communication satellites lasl month. In a spectacular rescue, two astronauts manhandled the satellites into Discovery's cargobay. On that flight there was another fill! as well: the first motherm ""'t Anna Fisher who went mtoorbi about a year' after SoUyRidebE<> me the first female AmeneaoastJ> naut-to fly on the shuttle. . Of course, the news this yO! wasn't all good. Two recent.tnI' dies, the hijacking of a KUwaJ~~ liner in which two Amencan P mats were killed, and themass ~ soIling from a Union Carbidep leak in Bhopal, India, shOWtlal : world still has a long wayto, g:". fore it becomes the peae:~eiIW for humanity many wou! be. u.... On the domestic scene, .~ ill hi h as roO' ployment is sti g -.. _ ail as 20 percent in some C1U~ced~ the number of workers disp 1984 1984 .19.84 ·1984 , II , 1984 1984 AANG1984 fall semester. Classes resume on ~.... Buaar was deeerated by I WI5lphaI, Pam Woodbury and Tbe men's cross country team performed well Ibis year, especially for tbe NAIA Natioaal Meet. ~and turnarounds technolOgicalchanges illustrates the darker side of progress. They will be around, unproductive, for years.The federal deficit is still a significantchunk of the Gross National product, and some economic indicators.like interest rates, have IlOtfallenas quickly as hoped. The threat of nuclear holocaust still hangs over us. There is a deep division in the country'smood. In a Time magaone survey, 71 percent of white Americanssaid the country was dOingwell, compared with 58 percent of nonwhites who fell the countryis in serious trouble. Other surveyshave shown that white professionalsare more likely to do well ~der the recovery than minorities. une,says the poll indicates that haPPiness in this country is now directlyproportional to income level. It is almost as if we expected 1004to be a repeat of the last several years. To some it has been. Thereseemsto have been the same mixture of success and failure, good and bad, as in previous years. But for those who have done well during this economic boomlet, a brighter outlook of the country's future (and by association, the world's future), prevails. people are enjoying themselves more. "Americans are feeling more sanguine and comfortable about their country than they have fell in the last two decades," Time contended recently. Like the young female athlete who smashed the video screen with the image of Big Brother in the well-known Apple Mcintosh commercial that aired during the 1984 Winter Olympics, it seems that many Americans have broken away from what JimmY Carter several years ago called a "nati~nal malaise," and while many still suffer , in the United States and the world, for just as many the crisis of c~nbdence that began in the late 70 s IS past. Carla Stome passes the cap of AssistaDt ChaDceUor for EdueadoDaI Services to Miebael Bassis. Bassis will serve as interim AssislaDl CIw><ellorbegiooiDgJan. 15, 1985. Student artists displayed their work at a receet art sale. Tom Turkowski performs duriDg the Homecoming '84 Variety Sbow. Many talented performers participated in the event. Tim Settimi, comedian, bosted lbe show. ,.,1 984;/··..·1984:..1984..·1984" __ ......;;......,;". IIiIIM It Thursday, Dec. 13, 1984 - Son of Suengoolie is tops in T~~.?~~~ e Io~~.,oo",.... by Rid< Luehr t t but nothing really happened Geraldine character. 1 wanted t S eres , thi lik th 0 do Asst. Feature Editor with it." some ng e at, but I didn't Bishop eventually moved to San want to do the same thing. When D' ego but gave Koz the rights to we Iirst started, one of the hott U:e S~engoolie name. "I talked to guys around was Bill Saluga, -:: local stalions around Chicago, some did a character, Raymond J. ("y of which met me with great laugh- can call me Ray") Johnson Jr. ~~ ter at the lime. Eventuany, I originally, that was what Tombbrought it here to Channel 32 and stone was based on. In the sam they said they had been thinking of way that my Son of Svengoohe did' doing a hosted horror movie thing, so has Tombstone gotten aw I but they said, 'Let's turn it into a from ~hat he was originally bas~ bake.off.' and they .ha~ seve:31 on. H~ s now one of the mostpopupeople audition for It, Including lar things on the show. Here we Steve Dahl. In the end, 1 was. the have this plastic s~ull I bought at winner and we went on the air 10 Toys R Us, and he s a big star" June of '79." What is in the future for Rich The look of the Son of Svengoolie Koz and the Son of Svengoohe' also went through a sort of evolu- "By next June, I will have bee; tion, Koz said. "When I first audi- doing It for SiX years, which is realtioned, I looked like the originally an i~cr~ble run for something Svengoolie. But the people here fell like this, 1 m under contract until that it looked too cartoony, and at next December. so I still have a the same lime, I was thinking that year left as Son of Svengoohe. Of this is the Son of Svengoolie, so I course, I'd like to branch out. I feel thought that I should look differenl. that this is not enough anymore. I The makeup I have now is actually would like to do some other things, the third try. Some of It IS some possibly some radio, maybe some dumb things I bought a long time other TV. I've done some COmmer· ago and knew that I could use cial work here and there, but what· someday. The hat I bought eight ever I do, I like to have some eonyears before for some little home trot on the creative end." movie thing that some friends and 1 did. And the coat was a cut-out that I got for about five dollars at a Gingiss store." Aside from Svengoolie, Koz does many other characters on the show, including The Marx Brothers, Tom Spyder and Mister Robber. But of all these other characters, perhaps the most popular Is Tombstone, the disembodied skull who turns up at the most inconvenient times. "That's a character that has outIiv- . ed what it was originally based on," Koz said. "Back on 'Screaming Yellow Theater,' Svengoolie had a character named Zelda, who was a green-haired female skull and was Horror hosts. These somewhat bizarre figures have helped to keep us entertained during even the worst of the weekend horror movies. In the past we have had such merchants of the macabre as Zacberle, Vampira and the one and only Svengoolie. In June, 1979, a new horror host came on the scene. He was destined from the beginning to follow in his "father's" frightening and funny footsteps. He was, of course, Son of Svengoolie. In a recent interview, Rich Koz, the man beneath the makeup, talked about the past, present and future of the character who has become one of the most popular figures in Chicago area television. Koz said he began performing while attending Main East High School In Park Ridge, Illinois. "They had a litUe FM radio stalion that I was Involved with. Basically, what they would do is give me an hour or SO every week to do whatever I wanted to do, so I started doing little 'schlick' things. I think that's where I started getling together my little bits and doing my writing and characters and things like thaI." The evolution of Son of Svengoohe began while Koz was attending Northwestern University. Koz sent some material to Jerry Bishop, the original Svengoolie. "He wrote back to me and asked me to send more stuff, and it ended up eventuaUy that I was writing the show wilh him every week, as well as domg off-camera voices, art work, etc ... Problems set in for Koz and Bishop when a new company took over the TV station and decided to dump Svengoolie and put in their Ricb Koz as tbe Son of own horror host, The Ghoul. "He was terrible," Koz said. "He lasted about six months. People just didn't accept him here, although I hear he's in his third reincarnation in Detroit." During this period, Koz and Bishop worked together in radio Svengoolie and some other ventures. "Jerry kept saying that he thought the Svengoohe thing was slill viable, but he didn't want to do Svengoolie anymore. So he suggested that 1 could do the Son of Svengoolie and he would mainly produce. We had a few false starts on this, talked to a Play at Park High The Park High School Alumni Theater Company will present Neil Simon's "Barefoot in the Park" as its first benefit producUon. Dales for the play are Dec. 21, 22, 28 and 29 at the Park High Theater in Ra· cine. Curtain time is 7:30 on all nights. The cast includes Todd Neislifter as Paul Bratter, the troubleplagued young attorney. Cathy' Lynn Cuadra plays Cone Bratter, his mischievous young bride. PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE 1 /' \~ SEMESTER BREAK HOURS FINAL EXAMS FINAL EXAMS & SEMESTER BREAK 7:30 AM - 2 PM THRU WED" DEC, 19 CLOSED FROM DEC, 13 - JAN, 13 7:30 AM - 8'00 PM WLLC COFFEE SHOPPE THUR THUR. 'DEC, 20 7:30 AM _ 2:00 PM DINING ROOM: UNION SQ. GRILL CLOSED DEC, 21 - JAN, 1 ,\\ANGER 'Writer/director Bernds recalls hi tu by Jim Neibaur rected were two-reel h rt f,S m years Feature Editor dies at Columbia fea~u~ing com~ Moe .was a big help, giving Curly old-time comedy stars as Hugh Her- the line, the inflection, the erpresbert, Andy Clyde and the u1ar sion, everything. ft was quite a Three Stooges pop touching display of brotherly affec- . tion." "The first Stooges picture I did ,Bernds went on to say that Curwas a, ,~IJm called 'A Bird in the ly s health problems weren't always Head, S81dBernds. "Curly was in se~~re, but fluctuated quite a bit. III health at this lime, so he was a We di,d one called 'Three Trouproblem to direct." bledoers, where he was neither C I H good nor bad. Then in two more Pro:l~~ ~7:had a. drinking 'Three lillie Pirates' (where th~ temmi paired his health, Stooges enact their famous 'Maha s emmmg from mantal troubles. Raja' routine) and 'Micro Phonies ' :ooges fans can often tell that in Curly was suddenly his old self ~ .. s later vehicles, Curly's timing is the next one, 'Monkey Businessmen,' he was at his worst" Bemds ~d. • Curly suffered a stroke on the set of the film 'Half Wits' Holiday' in 1946, forcing the movie's climactic pie fight to be filmed without him. Curly remained an invalid for the rest of his life, dying in 1952. Moe and Curly's older brother Shernp Howard was hired as a replacement for Curly after the 1946 stroke. "Many Stooges fans are so crazy about Curly, they hate Shemp, which is unfair," said Bernds. "Shemp was troly the funniest of all the various Stooges. Iloved the guy. he was a thorough pro. I can't picture Curly as anything but a Stooge, but Shemp was a very wellestablished character actor. "Often I would let the cameras run aller completing a scene just to see what Shernp would do. Usually we couldn't use his crazy improvisations because they were too earthy, but it sure gave the gang in the projection room a big bang," be said. Of Moe Howard, Bernds stated he was every bit as much the boss off the screen as on. He also said Moe was a generous perfonner who would give of his talents wbat many other comedians would jealously guard. When speaking of his Blondie pictures, Bernds recalls that Arthur "Dagwood" Lake, subject of a recent Ranger feature, was not 31· ways the most professional guy to work with. "He was a trial to work with because be was so unprepared," Her- . nds said. "He was usually late and never studied his lines, althougb he was pretty good at winging it. He was a pain in many ways, but when he did get into a scene, he was a funny man.' I Bemds was also responsible for writing and directing many of the best Bowery Boys features during the fillies. The first thing that comes to his mind when remembering these films is the Bowery 15 Tbursday, Dec. 13, 1984 Edward Bernds has written and difeCledfilms featuring such favorites as The Three Stooges, The Bowery Boys, Blondie and Dagwood, as well as westerns, dramas and science-fiction features. In a recent telephone interview. Bernds loOkedback on his career in movies."I was born in Chicago just a block from Cubs Park," Bernds said. "When I was nineteen years old Ibuilt and operated the first Bemds calls Shemp Howard the funniest of the Stooges WENR radio station in Chicago. I off and his youthful vitality almost then worked at WCFL and went gone. outlo California in 1928 to work in "Moe would be on the set coachthe new sensation called talking ing Curly one line at a lime," said pictures. Bernds, "the same way one. would "I began as a sound man at coach a child. Being a new director, United Artists, moving on to I naturally had everything planned Columbia in 1929 where I became to the last detail. When Curly was sound man on all of Frank Capra's unable to do a litlle three-hne aWard-winning films," he said. speech as planned, I bad to improBernds eventually became a .di- vise. For a new director, that's rector through the help of Capra pretty' frightening. ., . after working with him for fifteen "So Iwas improvlsmg like crazy ¥ears. Among the first films he di- and feeling pretty insecure about. t . Rock history this week Dec 18 t96~ Tiny Tim marries' Miss Vicki on The Tonight ShoW. Tiny is 40, Vicki just 17. Dec. 20, 1973-Singer Bobby Darrin suffers a heart attack and dies. The .singer gained fame Wlth hit;: "Mack the Knife," "Splish Splasb , H .. "Dream "Queen of the op, Lover," and much later, "ll I Were a carpenter." He was 37. BiRTHDAYS Dec. 13-Ted Nugent, 35. Dec. IS-Keith Richards, 41. j)e<;. ZOo,Pet., epss, 37· St. Luke's Hospital's free mental health film series continues on Tuesday, Dec. 18 at 7 p.m. with the movie "King of Hearts." An optional discussion following the film will be led by two mental health professionals. Because seating is limited, reservations for the film should be made by calling 63&-2100 during ollice hours on weekdays. Guests should enter the bospital from the main entrance on Wisconsin Avenue. Surface parkiDg is directly across the Dec. 23, 1974-George Harrison becomes the first rock artist ever to receive an invitation to the White House by a President of the United Slates when he lunches with President Ford. Dec. 14, 1974-Mick Taylor, who replaced Brian Jones, leaves the Rolling Stones, opening the door for Ron Wood. Dec. 17, 1977-Elvis Costello makes a rare TV appearance on NBC's Saturday Night Live when , , ' ~.~ !'is.tljbi Ri\1D,sJl9W ap, ., , ~ •••• A ••• , • " • Bernds remembers Lake wbo was always late Boys' lack of cooperation. "They were difficult," he said. "They wanted to be good and fundamentally were pretty good actors, but they were obstructive and difficult, dogging it at limes. When they worked, though, it tended to be good. The better supporting cast they had, the better they tended to be." Of his non-comedy films. Bernds cites the western "Escape from Red Rock" as his best-written ef· fort. "For the people who say all westerns are the same, I bring up that one. We started with a 'Rebel Without a Cause' of the old west, but ended up with a basis wluch is similar, being a young man at odds with his environment. We had a good cast and Ithink that if It had been done with bigger production, it would have been one of the most important westerns of its lime." Another favorite achievement among film buffs is Bernds' scrence-fiction picture ..Return of the Fly" with Vincent Price. "A lot of people say it's better than the original 'The Fly' and it bas been considered by some to be a scienc~fiction classic," said Bernds. One of Bernds' last rl1ms was writing the script of the ElVIS Presstreet. The film will be shown ID Voight Auditorium. Refreshments will be served. "King of Hearts" stars Alan Bates as a Scottish soldier who is sent to disann a bomb in a French town, planted by a fleeing Gennan Army during World War I. When Bates arrives, the town is deserted except for the inmates or the local insane asylum. He is embraced as their King, and the results are hilarious. This film is a little-known comedy masterpiece. . ley rock and roll musical, "Tickle Me," which was set on a dude rancb. "I was never introduced to Presley, even though Iwrote the scnpt I was origlOally supposed to direct the r,lm, too, but his manacer said. he wanted a director Presley had worked with before. Presley was i shy person" And why did Edward Bernds leave the motion picture tndusLry after being a veteran m wntmg and dtrecting so many !Ilms' • "Pictures left me. I just ran short of work One good llun that I have an mtelligent wtfe who discovered a ure-tire way to m.;1.k. muncy buy San Fernando Vallry property dunng the !IllLes, so I, didn't need the money," h. said Bernds 15 10 excellent health aNI recalls his past ex~mcly "'ell, bel)lng his 79 years He attnbut his good health to not havm smoked or been a dnnkmg man In c1osmg. he gave Ius sugg uon for people interested tn becorrung !11m directors "Just do what f dtd Work with a great director, tudy his style for lifteen years aNI get him to mler'\lene and get you In as a dire<lor." Sunple, eli? Edward Bernds IS one of the most popular !11m dJrectors of Ius time among movie burrs Hb screen works seem destined to remam staples of him craftsman· slup for a long time to come. Free film at St. Luke' s Professional Typing AcademiC Reports, Letters, Resumes, Technical, Statistical Pick Up & Delivery ON CAMPUSI Donna VanKampen 886·4249 Until Noon & Evenings 16 Thursday. Dec. 13. 1984 A pause in the disaster by Riel< Laebr Asst. FealUre EdItor Christmas, that most important of holidays, that conjures up images of love, family and a deep sense of reverence. For the major toy companies, however. it conjures up images of the almighty god of profit. Every year at this lime, these companies come out with new toys and gifts. Well, they've outdone themselves this year. After seeing this item, 1 think I've seen it all. You may as well sell all my clothes, pitch me in a hole and lhrow dirt on my face. I have seen it all. TIlis new gift for Christmas is the latest in the line of accessories for the Cabbage Patch Kids. Yes, those ugly tittle overpriced monstrosities have spawned many products in the last year. but the newest one is the ultimate. What is this "ultimate" gill? Cabbage Pat<b disposable diapers!. No, these are not diapers with pic- - tures of Cabbage Patch Kids on them for your baby. They are disposable diapers for you to put on your Cabbage Patch Kids. Neat, huh? Just think. now you can hold a Cabbage Patch Kid on your lap, Rick Luehr and you don't have to worry about the little sucker peeing on your leg. What a relief. No more worries about messed up furniture and no more diapers to wash. What a boon to the modern household. What will they think of next? A playpen so the ugly little suckers won't run away? Little mobiles so they can be amused while they're in their cribs? Doesn't it give you a warm feeling inside to know that although children all over the world will have nothing for Christmas, our Cabbage Patch Kids will be kept comfortable and free from wetness? .. Film revIew Beverly Hills Cop **** him out oi trouble, Judge Reinhold and John Ashton turn in very. good performances that, at times, threaten to steal the fi~ from Murphy. Other standouts include Ronny Cox as a Beverly Hills police lieutenant and Lisa Eicho~ as ~n old friend of Axel's who assists him in his investigation. . "Cop" is a very funny 111m. It -also is a very violent (Ibn. However, the violence never gets so out of hand that it overpowers the comedic moments. In fact, "Cop" IS one of the best blends of comedy and drama that I have seen 10 a long time. The action ~uences, !oeluding an opening chase scene IDvolving a semi, a bus and about two dozen cars, are very well done ~d exciting. The screenplay, by Darnel Petrie Jr., is well Written and tightly plotted. . "Beverly Hills Cop" shows Eddie Murphy at his very best. II is a funny exciting film that I'm sure IS desti~ed to be one of the biggest hits of the Christmas season. 11 you're an Eddie Murphy fan. see "Beverly Hills Cop." 11 you aren't an Eddie Murphy fan, see it anyway. Odds are you'll become one. by Rick Loehr Asst. Feature EdItor Eddie Murphy said recently that his new film "Beverly Hills Cop" would serve as an apology for his last film, the dismal "Best Defense." If this movie is indeed an apology. it's accepted. In "Beverly Hills Cop," Murphy plays Asel Foley, a Detroit police detective whose unorthodox methods tend to keep him on the wrong side of his superiors. When Asel's bestlriend is killed, he lakes his vacation time and goes to investigate his friend's murder, starting where the man last worked, in Beverly Hills. In Beverly Hills, Axel's unofficial investigation gets him in trouble not only with organized crime, but also with the ex1rernely'by-the-hook Beverly Hills Police Department. With his role in "Beverly Hills Cop," Eddie Murphy shows that he is not only one of the best COlIUC actors in films today, but that he is also a very capable dramatic actor. As the two Beverly Hills detectives assigned to follow Axel and keep Prince Holiday record - by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Aller existing on this planet for 26 years, I figured I had seen and heard everything as far as Christ. mas commercialism is concerned. Not so! Prince has released a Christmas single. "Anotber Lonely Christmas" is another mindless Prince record with such deep lyrics as... "Remember when we went swimming naked in your daddy's . pool. He was mad when he caught us, But it was still so cool." Or sometbing like that. Not to mention the brilliant line "Now you're gone and -Idrink banana dac, quiris until I die." Almost enough to make you miss Bing Crosby. I said almost. The record is released by Warners on a 45 rpm seven·incb disc, the flipside being "I Would Die 4 U" (the spelling is his, not mine) from the film "Purple Rain." Perhaps Prince will finally release a good record when his mustache grows in. A NEW MATT DILLON ... ONTHEMOVE OK, smart guy! What would you do if you were Jeffrey Willis? It's your last summer before choosing between college and jobless oblivion. Now comes a summer dream job at the ritzy EI Flamingo Beach Club, a luxurious haunt of the New York rich absolutely dripping easy money and overrun with beautiful girls. You rub more than shoulders with a gorgeous blonde coed visiting from California, you are taken under the wing of the Club's resident "getrich-quick" artist and, suddenly, college is coming in a very distant second. \ Matt and Janet - a breath of fresh air, So, in September, what will it be? For Mall Dillon as Jeffrey Willis in Twentieth Century Fox's "The Flamingo Kid," the decision won't be easy. Everyone has an idea about what he should do with his life -' and they're ALL wrong. Flair for comedy As the bright but less than "Easy Street" smart Jeffrey. Mall Dillon takes on a role tailored to show the talented young actor in a new light. Sure, he's still a legend in his own neighborhood, bUI in "The Flamingo Kid," Dillon is a rumblefish out of water with a flair Matt Dillon is" The Flamingo Kid." for comedy and a crush on shapely newcomer Janet Jones. The tall, sunny blonde shines in her first major film role after brief appearances in "One From the Heart" and "Grease II." A veteran at age 22 of five seasons on TV's "Dance Fever" team, Janet Jones will follow her role in "'The Flamingo Kid" by starring in the eagerly awaited film version of "A Chorus Line." Also starring is a seasoned trio of top performers. Richard Crenna (as slick sports car de.aler Phil Brody) recently made his mark in "Body Heat" and "First Blood" and will soon ret earn with SYlvest~r .. .. , . 0 • \ • .' • -\-\ 'I 'l: ," ,' \i " , , . . '. • ~ '" 4 . , . , , ,, , • ~ ~ •• j , ....... 0 . ,. ..... .... . .. • " ~. " ~~.. ,., ... - '.. .. ....... , • .Stallone in a second "Blood" called "Ram bo ;" Hector Elizondo (as Jeffrey's concerned father) was last seen in the hilarious "Young Doctors in Love," and Jessica Walter (as the sial us-conscious Mrs. Brody) is best remembered for asking Clint Eastwood to "Play Misty For Me." Shapely newcomer Janet Jones, For director Garry Marshall. "The Flamingo Kid" is a comedy right up his alley. Known for his knack With youthful casts of hit TV shows such as "Happy Days" and" J..averne & Shirley," Marshall guides "The Flamingo Kid" on the heels of hts first hilarious feature, "Young Doctors in Love." For a dash of summer in the deadof . winter. here comes "The Flamingo Kid," Your lasl days before college were never this hot and bothered . .. <t "I • 0, ..... 'I. , ...... _.1_' .. . ' ..- 17 nanday. Dec. 13. 198-1 ....... - Everyone knew . what Jeffrey should do with his life. Everyone was wrong. , l •• MICHAEL KEATON JOE PISCOPO MARlW H£NN£R MAURHN STAPLHON PHERBOYLE GRiffiN DUNNE GLYNNISO'CONNOR DOM DELUISE RICHARDDtMITRl DICKBUTKUS DANNY DEVITO Organized crime has never been this disorganized! TWENTIETH CENTURYFOX • A MICHAEL HERTZBOO POOlltTllJ AN AMY HECKERLING FILM • MICHAEL KEAml·.DIm lWmOOSlY JOE PISCO IS MARILU HEMNER·IOOlEEM STAPlfTOII· P£TER BOYLE GRIFFIN DUNNE• GLYNNI~ omNNOR • OOM MUISE· RICHARD DIMITRI DANNY ~VITO r~ ~"WEIRO AI" YANKOVIC . JOHN MORRIS IIOOMAN GIM8EL I DAVID M. WAlSH 8UO AUSTIN AID IIARRY COIDM8Y , 1:NORMANSTElN8E~ • 8ERNIE KUKOff • HARRY COLllM8Y • JEff MIS ~MICHAEL HERTZ8ERG AMY HECKERLING ,.. A legend in his own neighborhood. ABC Motion Pictures presents a MERCURY ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCTION of a GARRYMARSHALL Film "THE FLAMINGOXID" Starring MATT DILLON RICHARD.CRENNA HECTOR ELIZONDO JESSICAWALTER Story by NEAL MARSHALL Screenplay by NEAL MARSHALL and GARRY MARSHALL Produced by MICHAEL PHILLIPS Directed by GARRY MARSHALL Original Soundtrack available on Vorese Sarabande Records and Cos;eHe~ ~ Releosed by 'woo"'lh CooMy '0.1 Edg,wood ,,1m Di,"ibolo" I~1 MOTION pG-13 ~~~~r,...s~i.~::'~':~~~~~'~~:'~~ PICru~S . s,"" ,",,,,,,, ",.y &< I.. ,~r.l"~" '01you"'lc""",," c::: ,_., ..u.E_R.2Hl.SElffiT£lHllfAlRE&: . SURIHRIDAV;OK~ 11AlSll((lQ}lIIlMti~ RANGER a 'l'handaY. Dec, 13, 1984 I! Film review No stars for City Heat A poetic look at Chr~~t~~~S covered the temtory from His bare Tree in two-tone Cadillacs . S ars Roebuck this year and where no e and ran away to where creches. . babe- in no Bing Crosby carollers Christmas complete WIth plastic groaned of a tight Christmas . manger I st and where no Radio City angels arrived by parce . po . iceskated wingless the babe by spectIlaI dedeli;~e Men through a winter wonderland and where no· e evis ... I bell h . th Lord Calvert Whiskey into a jmg e eaven praised e daily at 8 :30 with Midnight Mass matinees Christ climbed down from His bare Tree this year and ran away to where there were no rootless trees hung with candy canes and breakable stars contrived. There are long gun battles where nobody gets hit. overplayed bad guys, underplayed heroes (Eastwood can't act at all, so he's been perfectly cast) and an overuse of darkness and rain. Perhaps this is supposed to be subtly funny ...it isn't. On top of this, there are several out-and-out serious scenes to overshadow the film's attempted comic bits, only a few of whicb are effective. A very good supporting cast including Rip Torn, Madeline Kahn, Richard Roundtree and Irene Cara is wasted. "City Heat" looked like a good time in a silly sort of way but is instead a tremendously disappointing picture. Go see anything else. by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor "City Heat" pairs Burt Reynolds with Clint Eastwood in a supposed parody of film noir, and like Steve Marlin's similar "Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid," it's an unbelievable turkey. A lot of talent is involved here. with a script co-written by Blake Edwards under the pseudonym Sam O. Brown ("S.O.B." ... get it?) ana direction by Ricbard Benjamin, but any satirical attempts are remarkably poor in execution. Rather than parody the inadequacies and cliches of film noir, "City Heat" merely re-uses these staples, causing the film to look ridiculous and Christ climbed down from His bare Tree this year and ran away to where there were no gilded Christmas trees and no tinsel Christmas trees and no tinfoil Christmas trees and no pink plastic Christmas trees and no gold Christmas trees and no black Christmas trees and no powder blue Christmas trees hung with electric candles and encircled by tin electric trains and clever cornball relatives Chrisi climbed down from His bare Tree this year and ran away to where no fat handshaking stranger in a red flannel suit and a fake white beard went around passing himself off as some sort of North Pole saint crossing the desert to Betblehem Pennsylvania in a Volkswagen sled drawn by rollicking Adirondack reindeer . with German names and bearing sacks of Humble Gifts from Saks Fifth Avenue for everybody's imagined Christ child Christ climbed down from His bare Tree this year and softly stole away into some anonymous Mary's womb again where in the darkest night of everybody's anonymous soul . He waits again an unimaginable and tmpossibly Immaculate Reconception the very craziest of Second Comings. Record review Ex-Eagle Henley bombs Christ climbed down from His bare Tree this year and ran away to where . no intrepid Bible salesmen by Jim Nelhaur Feature Editor -Lawrence Ferlinghetti With 1982's "I Can't Stand Still," Don Henley showed his stuff as a capable solo performer. With his latest, "Building the Perfect Beast" on Geffen, he sells out to phony technology and emerges with a dull electronic piece of trasb. All of the purity that the former Eagles drummer spotlighted on his debut LP is missing with this release. The only thing saving it from falling Yiclim to the next carnival shooting contest is Henley's singing. which still sounds committed, in spite of weak songs. Although Henley is a drummer, a df:lm machine is used on some of the tracks: the ultimate sellout. The songwriting of Henley, Danny Kortchmar, Ben Trench and Stan Lynch is lyrically pretty good but falls short melodically with formulaic electronic claptrap replacing Wind ensemble excellent The wind ensemble 'presentation Dec. 6 was yet another example of hard work, seriousness and dedication on fhe part of a group' of very talented people. nicely under Mark Eichner's direction. ., . The crowd was pitifully small, although everyone seemed to be captivated by the intelligently selected program. .It's' difficult to promise someone'they'Il like somethjng that may not necessarily appeal to"them at first, hut if you have any doubts about the Parkside music department's various presentations, at- . tending one is strongly advised, You won't be disappointed. by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor When in the position of Ranger feature editor, a person has the op-- portunity to see just how good the campus entertainment is, how beautiful the Conununication Arts Theater is and how few people bother attending the presentations, despite the quality and low admission price (usually only a buck for students). Compositions included Gustav Holst's "A Moorside Suite," (1928),- Wallingford Rreggers "New' Dance" (1935), Aaron Copland's "Emblems" (1964) and Malcotm Arnold's "Four Cornish Dances" (1966). The music flowed very Don Henley the clear, tasteful sound of Henley's first album. All in all, "Building the Perfect Beast" is a dull, flavorless synthpop albwn. It's cut-out time again, kids. Honey queen---:-to bee or not to bee If you are interested in trying.out for the position as Honey Queen, please bring a short resume to the Beekeepers meeting on Jan. 2 at the Racine County Extension Building at 7:30 p.m. The building is located west of 1-94 on Hwy 20. For more information call Marilyn Weschnefski at 654-7964·or Sue at 654- 6515. Racine-Kenosba Honey Queen position should have the first Wednesday of every month free to attend Beekeepers Association meetings. The Honey Queen will have her way paid to the Kenosha, Racine and State Fairs. The Queen will also have the opportunity to participate in radio sbows and appear in parades. The Racine-Kenosba Beekeepers Association is looking for queen candidates. They are looking for a person who enjoys meeting people, likes to travel and is willing to learn about bees and honey. The person who applies for the Ranger needs writers • Convenient location • Ample oWstreet parking (lighted) • Featuring some of the area's best music live • Affordable prices (we're the lowest!) • Large dance floor • Large seating capacity • Excellent food served • 3 billiard tables & video games DRINKING IS AMERICA'S #1 PASTIMEI Film review 2010 Feature Editor by Jim Neibaur ** * confused about. ** Writing and direction by Hyams are breathtaking, the shots, editing and use of color and cinematography all reaching a level of excellence found all too rarely in modern motion pictures. The setting by Roy Scheider, John Lithgow (he's in everything, isn't he?) and the rest of the act is also among the film's noteworthy achievements. . Having an interest in space, SCIence fiction or the future is not a prerequisite for this intelligent, entertaining fibn. Just go strictly for the drama and you'll not be disaJl" pointed. "2010" is the best film·this year" ~l\ ,one-,pic!"'e. you. ieaI)i. have to see. .-. _. _ .• - .- This year is a terrible year for movies, only a feW great ones with many bombs. "2010" is one -of the most pleasant experiences this reviewer has ever had in a theater making all the bombs I've had to sii through almost worth it. Even if you haven't seen Stanley KUbrick's "2010: A Space Odyssey" (1968) you'll have no trouble following this Peter Hyams-produced sequel, which takes up nine years after its classic predecessor. A. cameo by Keir Dullea from the prequel: ~~~ '!hipgS_ t1Iar vi~\'(e~: who didn't see tli<"original may'''''' PORKY'S 2117 91st Street Kenosha Recine-Kenosha County Line Rd. -a LIVE ENTERTAINMENT EVERY FRIDAY & SATURDAY NIGHT 1II: ... .ll c ~ CO PORKY'S IS YOUR KIND OF PLACE!" pz Club ~~~. ~~iiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~iiiiii;;;iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Events f-'------ II 11l......".De<:.I3,IM4 P~~~~=:~ll be sponsoring .w~~~~E:~i;::i~~!to~ "ih th : M0ii--& DADi I a luncheonon Wednesday, Jan. 9 at Communit St d' ,or e 11.30 a.m. in Molinaro 111. Those 0175 in th~ ~L~ntFService Ollice, I ~ interested in attending this mation, call 553.2706. or more intor- I ~tionalluncheon should con- I tact the Peer Support Office, 553- Chemistry Club I 2706, or Pam Beach, 63~I23 by 1 Dec. 31. The Chemistry Club wishes Peer Support will hold two Open everyone a. happy holiday season 1 House/Campus Tours lor incoming and would like to remind you about I Parkside students, age 23 or older, the end-of-the-semester bash being 1 00 WednesdaY,Jan. 9 at I p.m. and planned. For more information, al 7 p.m. on Thursday, Jan. 10 in stop 10 Greenquist 108 or watch I Molinaro 111. your mailbox in the near future. We I peer Support, one of five major hope to see you all next spring be- I campus organizations, holds Open cause we've got a great sem~ter I Housesthat include information on planned. Merry Christmas, and 1 the university's academic program, have a great break. as well as campus, cultural and 1 social Parkside faculty, staff and continu- activities. Members of the PAW CftRI S 11 ing student groups will be on hand Parkside Association of Wargam- 1 to answer questions. ers (PAW) be hosting Chiwaukee peer Support also sponsors two Campaign n on Jan. 12 and 13. 1 scholarships each year. The Peer Registration is $5 at the door. The I Support scholarship for $100 is Chiwaukee Campaign is an annual I awaroed each fall semester, and convention that provides an oppor- I the Coonie Cummings scholarship tunity for historical, board and STOe KI N G S UGG ESTI 0 N 1 lor $100 is awarded each spring miniatures gaming before having to semester. Scholarship applications go back to school the follo~ day. 1 willbeaeceptedthroughthesecond For more information, contact The $50.00 DEPOSIT it l week of eacb semesler and awar- Bruce Carson or Mark Nickle in 0I ded at the end of the fourth week Molinaro 140 or call 533-2013. 01 °1atl ~I ~I WI !:!I ~I~l ~\ ~I 01%1 c,~, ~I ~l 0 1 °1~, °1:iill !I (,)1 i 1 I 1 , , I , , I I , 1 1 1 .::====:=-::=-:-:'-:~=~~~';';-'==='I:Z~~-~"'~~~-""'-""'-'~~--'''''' ~ ..... --- Aweek at the Park Jazz Ensemble show EVENTS Saturday, Dec. 15 Thursday. Dec. 13 StlI'PORT GROUP: for parents wilh infants, at 12 noon in Moln. Dl2I. AD are welcome. Sponsored by the Parkside Health Office. CONCERT: featuring the parkside Jazz Ensemble at 2 p.m, in CA Dll8. Admission is $1 for students and senior citizens and $2 for others. MOVIE: "Children of Paradise" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film series. BUS TRIP: to the Lyric Opera House in Chicago. Call ext 2312 for details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. MOVIE: ·"Children of Paradise" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. AU seats are sold. SUDday.Dee. 16 MOVIE: "Children of Paradise" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series ~II be available at the door. Nobodyasked me, but .•• Christmas is puzzling C!>DtiDuedfrom Page 2 stolen from underneath us? Why does the Assistant Chancellor of this fine educational institution have Chrislmas ligbts on a rubber tree plant in his/her office? I am totally bewildered by this electrifying concept, and I'm currently searching to the root of the issue to find some answers. I'm not sure anything ~II brancb out, though. Speaking of roots ...! have been searthing for some time to find out K money is indeed the root of all evn, why doesn't money grow on trees? H it can't grow on trees, why ..... 't there at least plants to comtnemorate this rooted issue? I WOuldlove to have a money tree or money plant for Christmas. Tbe potential for millions in profit would make everyone green ~th envy. We could buy anything we would possibly ever want to buy for Christmas, including those bard-totbink-ol gifts for greedy relatives. Why didn't they put any Dylan Thomas on the juke box in the Uaion yet? And wby do, ~ have ~ frll!ntls wltll:four'd\ffere!,~~J r----.. ...~.. ~_. • toos? And why does my cat insist on eating oatmeal cookies whenever my brother walks into the house? For that matter, why did my mother make t8 dozen oatmeal cookies last week? Why are people who are not generally :very paranoid under the impressIon that no one is out to get them? It just occurred to me that answering all tbese questions by Christmas would clearly be an odious task, certainlY Dot one that I10- tend to spend time working out, except for that one about the ChriSt; mas tree lights on the Ass1Stan Chancellor's tree. certainly enough, .f we continued. sooner or later ~omeone would ask why we celebrate Cbristmas, and then they Id ask who started all of this, I :~~ld hate to think of myself ~ being responsible for a lack o~= mony at Christmas time. I ac y like Christmas very much. In generChri trnas can be a very fun ~;'e of ~e year, but probably only if 0)1 don't )taxe ",,!"e I~Ot asking. .Y. f ~tJ:al!ll~Illl.l\Stions.·,· -' all.JS!I~ Q~.J';;'; •• . - , • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • TRANSPORTATION VIA AIR CONDITIONED. BATHROOM-EQUIPPED MOTOR COACH .7 NIGHTS LODGING AT THE OCEANSIDE PLAZA HOTEL • FREE PARTIES & EXTRAS • FULLY ESCORTED THROUGHOUT • ALL HOTEL TIPS & TAXES ONLY $219 FOR APPLICATION AND FURTHER INFORMATION, CONTACT: ~. ..~~ .. ~ • 'Co • • "n . ~ •• zo RANGER Post Nasal Strip a by Paul Berge rOt rt I t=:s ;: 4m,9f ; at f'n ' 3 Classifieds • SmES5tSk Help Wanted ROCK·IT North, 12026 Antioch Rd. Hwy &3. 'trevor WI needs waitresses. bartenders. OJ's We will train. Phone 4141863-6588 between 10 a m and 3 p.rn weeltdays. Rentals W""'T TO sublet studio apartment at Orcaard Courts for 5e(OOd semester CaU 553- 9359 aIter 8 p m Personals WM'TED: SLEEP for finals~ I need it-Tued Soul. SMtJRF: I love you and just wait till Christmas HOII ha-l.<we. ~ WANTED: MALE. IUct Iooki"l. sensitive. Iofs of money If quaUfled see Janet in "The Office ,- WANTED: SOMEONE wfIo an take' Rood notes In a bonne c:lass ... Pauia. Om aDd Connie, you do not quality! ROBERT S~: Time waits for no man. Lers hit ~ sex rooms before your tiJ'rIe is up-Tadpole IF'rotlI. G..utFIELD: 1~ sid: in the morning! You "d.drl't wear your rubbers when it rained. - Your Tadpole. FLASH: lUCKED chain in Coffee Shoppe attack students' film at eleven. DEAR JIM N . I did not take yOW' photomeasuring wh~1, wtUteout, ru~. typewriter. c:half. hose or bolby Mu!-Carol. @MMi ML!? HEV, LORI: Len go to Bellview for X-Mas Break-Chocolale. DEAR PAULA, have a GREAT time in Florida I know you will. even if you do have to bring your husband. Be sure 10 send us post cards. Who knows-sometmeg may develop from your time together-Brenda. Loretta and Cindy, GOO BLESS everyone- Tin)' Tim. MERRV CHRISTMAS to the Ranger Staff and all rn)' other friends on campus-Ross Bechanan. THANK YOU. F10wer Garden staff for taking such good cart' of me lhis year. I had a lood year. despite all my messy pants and IItful mornings-Love, Ross. tsee you aU nul year and have a nice Christmas.) WE WILL be so happy wilen all our papers are done. regardless of the quality of them.- The Procrastinator Students. NICE GLASSES. Wendy.-The Raftlei' Staff, AND-V: BESIDES ~ calculator. aU you're getting from us is love.-Brenda and Ross. STAR11NG NEXT year. the Ranger person· nel are going to have to make -a sincere effort to keep the o(fice c1ean ...especiaUy the lableneKt to the business mgr's desk. M, CONRAD: Feliz Navidad y Felit Anno Nuevo. EI dase cW a la oche. CAROL: HAD I know your intentions. I would have stuck my E. coli into )'OW' tube and my hands into your pockets. Love. ell· partner. RANGER STAFF: Vou're great! Have a happy holiday. Let's keep progressing and make next year's papers evt!n better,-Ed, ED: SO are you, and may your Christmas presents include early copy, p!e-deadline ads. lots of cooperation and a total .lack of uangling participial ~Iauses. land tYPo:SI.- JanelhetypistandTemthemaglcmakeupartisl. CAROL: MARY'S name was certainly gift enough for you. and I'm sooo glad we co~ld keep the whole thing a secret for a whole live seconds. I'm certainly looking forward to buying good Peppermint Schnapps with the wetfare fund, USA: BEWARE of drunken singers professing Spanish songs and declarations of the infa· mous A-Center Jail. La-la-la-jo-la .... BREND": f1RST it's ear piercing. then you go and buy some new birds and flowers. They're really very beautiful. but rm not sure about the ca~ you keep Ulem in?~ BRENDA B; You're such a cuue' Don·t forget to bring pictures to the party, Mom will waRt to see them. CAnlY SCOON: Congratulations. you graduc ate, you!! I'm so gladwe're friends. and I'm glad we'll graduate together: Scmeday-you'H be Dr. Lawyer Catherine sccon. Esq. JENNIE: MERRY- Christmas 10 a funny pt'rson who does an incredible job running' a great newspaper. . UZ; MERRY Christmas to a wonderful COHORT in CRIME. CARLA: HOW ya doin~ We'U miss you, but we'll never leave you alone. How:s that for reassuring: Be good! And d.9n'( forget Ute lights on ~'our tree. ' . ARTIE: YOU Nerd! RANGER STAFF; Where the he:U bav.e .t~e c1assifieds been'.'-John & .Tony~ ." , ... PAT; CONGRATS on graduating! Yotj'r~ a, fine specimen of a young communications major. -. Cross country skiing beneficial aerobic exercise by Mary.Frances Lojeski cross country skiing can be fun. Anyone who is capable of a brisk With semester break just around walk can cross country ski. Of courthe comer and a winter that prom- se, this does not mean that you win ises to be fiDed with snow, what be an expert, but you win be able better. way is there to spend your to have a good ume and ~ a good' free lime than skiing? workout. As WIth other fItness enAccording to "Your Health and deavors, you win probably find the Fitness" magazine.. in recent years sport: mu.ch.more exCiting and refitness experts have begun to rank warding If :you are able .to lake 'a cross country skiing as one of the few lessons before.yenlunng out on best an-around fitness sports'. When your own. done at a constant speed.. Nordic _ Nordic'skiing is a good. form- of: (cross 'country)' skiing' is an, excel, exercise, .and .tt.ts a lot safer than tent way to raise your heart rate downhiU skiing. 'It is beneficial to and hold it there.. Only jogging,,' stretch out.before beginning an af· swimming' and' aerobic- exercise temoon otcross country skiing, and . provide as good a woi1r.out. Because' to repeat-the exercise after you are of the combination of aerobic exer- finished for:the day: This added to cise and cold air"cross country ski- the fact that you won't bebarreUng ing burns a lot of calories, down· hills. at breakneck speed, Cross country skiing is beller helps to lessen the chance of serio than jogging in several ·ways. As ous injuries, such as those often as- . would be expected, your legs get a sociated with downiU skiing. . g~ workout when yooski, Many.' So· when YllU go cross counlly people. are surprised to lind, ~ow- skiing this semester .break, have a .ever, th~t their anns and shoulders, great time and remember how good also benefit. Another plus is' that the sport is for your health. NOTICEl STUDENT JOB OPENING IN THEPABKSIDE UNION - .. - . Continued from Page 8 lescents give nonverbal signs. A drop in grades,' difficulty c0ncentrating, skipping classes and not meeting assignments may aU be signs of trouble, . To detennine whether a young person may be headed toward suicide, Garfinkel looks for four kinds of changes: . Unhappiness, crying speDs, irrita· bility; , LosS of concentration, low soU· esteem, a sense of nihilism; Radical increases or decreaseS in activity, such as a student w\tO can~t sit still or one who sleeps aU the lime; , Changes in everyday fuDdiOIlS such as loss of appetite or sudden overeating, insomnia or loss of sex drive., . Since many of the warning signs of depression - drug use, wild partying, sexual adventurism - simply seem signs of youth, Garfinkel looks for changes in aU four areas· Awareness boils down to two basic tips, he says. Fint, tooIt for changes in perfonnance or behavior • "!~~~n~t;:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~' ... ....' ~'~'~~~~~~~~'~'~~'~'~~... .. il"'~'~'~'~'~""I""~..... J"cide'seHb!u and second always take "'II" talk of~' .•.. sui· ....._ 4~:._ .•. _j:.f ..-._••• " :"t"'t ~.~"~'~ oi .. "" • h>~,~ Jr.'. _.. ,," ~,,~!,I~J'; ,;,., ~f'ooJ "'~ •• J"""{' • , •'.i:,~'.... I'" i..•• ~ . • " . ' '•.. , , • 'r~ •• ''''-', "'f. ~."'1...4-""}"'.,i,1-+'1t'1 "'I ..-\~ i-",~,&;",,"~-"-"'\l"~" ," _ BUILDING SUP,ERVISOR Responsible for evening and weekend bu7 11dingoperatIon and, inter. nal s~urity; involves coordination,·Ofspecia:!'events. cash receipt ha~~hng and stu~ent pay-rollaudit'; must be personable·and have the ability to wor.k WIth others. Current opening involves Thursday and Sunday evenings. To apply contact Union Office, Room 209. CASHIERS/BARTENDERS • UNION SQUARE BAR • RECREATION CENTER • CINEMA THEATER • SWEET SHOPPE All positions are available 2nd semester. Applications now being accepted the Parkside Union through Friday, Dec. 14. in Room 209 of Suicide--- .... r ... . All~Am~rlcanTodd Yde sets sights on' National Championship title , phere," said Yde, His first year here showed some pronusmg- results, with his fourth ParksidfsTodd Yde, a 1984 All- place showing at Nationals (which AJn<licaD started wrestling ~th earned him an All-American stand. the ~ag.mentof his brothers' II)g), ' mends at BeloitHigh School... ",Yde tries·to"run two to three Accordihg10 Yde, his hig~s~hool miles a d:\y.-lift weights and eat a wrestling dllys were not too-out- balanced diet At practice, the team ,taDCfing, "I never made it to State usually lifts weights, but according Ibeata lot of guys who went to to Yde, Jun Koch drills on tech- s~te,bUt I just never got there,"" nique and hard bve wrestling, said Yde. . "I try to eat good food throughFromhigh school, Yde wenton out the .season, like vegetables, to WeTI technical school and salads 'and. soup," said, Yde. He ",.,ued for one year. He then at- dropped from last year's 188- tended \.>lCNSS" but injured JPW-. pounds to a present 167putting him ' self, and!reilahirted for a year. 'His in a·-t1iffereniwrestling , bracket final mov,e ""'.k.him to.Parkside, With this drop, Yde has to be carewberelie 6a$ been wrestling fot ful with his diet ' two~" " .' ,:.' rhe day before ",eighing in, Yde "(liked LaC!'osse,but there ",ere' - usuallYtefrains ·.from eaiingbo100. IIllIlJ ,tIlings to do ~«i(h}y; ca.sehis",aght is close to' regula- !J1des ..well't too good, r, n~ed' tion: '~I'Jrp!obablydo a liltle better to getlW3Yfrom the partyattnos- in the lower weight class. The Bowling tea,m's' loss attributed to tourney's poor conditions . ~"~'L~ . '.." ::;';:;:~".~;_ -" -{:,,.ji.:J:~:'L: ~ .:~ . , '" DeDDis Harbach, '.;,: .. ;, bowls, to qualify 'for sectional.. has traditionally done well in, it is "We bave acromphshed many . ,,,,c, , Kelly;,wUl bl' bowbl)g with the., expecting many new bowlen. "We thin&s this year Just WlIJtlor us Witlt,jIeavjlJl oiled lanes •. a-fdr', team",; ',>e", have our eyes on one guy who shot and we'U be bad< for rrl<n," .... eip. alll\lWrere and two ,tough "Frlizeil":Frarik Bisottithe ice an 803 series several weeks ago, duded 1IWkrnus. leQIIc,·Jlarbjde·s howling ,'team:; man, was ~(;most coilmStenCBi- .r.iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~=~iiiiiiii.l 1IlIUIIll*'l4:\lUDced by ,OshkOsh. sotti, has'beCojne a regular 600 s~' "'WIIilel!alet. Saturday,'Dec' ..8, rieS bowlerm practice. "I've beeh n...T¥nTTnJil mJ.I1i1 ~ Tr\AV .Q.T"\1T'\TTfl W-, GIeri Malkmus ,commen-.' mOdifyingmyd~jjlierate style as.of U UJ .L Ul<l.l .LIlli I~ u eJ~ 1 toI:t\VtJlave""" aIFbut'lnath ... , late, aDd.my llaine'is really comlng WITII UTI T1i'r\ J..rIr1H TTli'li".Q. lllIIielIllI'~liDIinatedfrompost.sea·'i, around,":;;lridBisotti. Thfee weeks l'~ 1~1 JJll LCJ ... B!lti" he a~;;,\!ifthe/ ago ..when,tIl~',team weni to'i!'e' IIOf Tr\AV ~rqr A{"11i'.Q. leImtttok',<lIirsLor second'place'. prestigiOUS'&f.Louis tournament, '1l11-A U M~l\l.~LCJ flllitb"'atoumament comlng\1,lp,in,,' BisOlli Was a1so' rolling' along, .. ' SJIiDg, it may be able to go to sec- was the rest of the team as they finlionals." . ished 22 in a field' of 48, Some of 'l\e~was without the's~-'; the best ttialnk In the country Were' ices of ,Rie~..KeIlY,.who. was' not { present: Mallohusspeculat<!s .the' qualified~. play, t,{alkmusllrom- team is in the top 30 in the co,untry,' monted,"We're sick of getting . 0:'- " _ in this red tape, but it:s'., As the team looks forward to tile sticky sildtlOn:' When iIle, ~, Sy,Ornore Class.c, a tournament It Scie~ced'i~-i~ioh basketbaU fictioti to;'§'tudents·: .' '.,~' ib~Robb LU~hr' ;;., 'At the balf, the Students led the - '- .• Faculty 22-19.' -' . .They came from everywh~re.. In the second half, things start~ LifeScience,Chemistry, Geology, to fall apart for the "Less Fillin~ PhYSICS,Their mission: play ,bas:. Students; Fouis .were bemg caU • ketl>a1J, I,¥tructors,. and .stu,d~ists with increasing· frequency agamst, alike: equals lor a day. '. "".,,' the. StudentS. 'Ksaresult. the Fac- . !twas the second annual Science ulty wasabte' to'take gd~anlJlgeof This holiday season. special packages of MJI r H' h LJf~ DiYisionFa.culty-Student<llaUepge,. ten free-throW opporturuties. They will feature an appealing holiday dC'>l\n SJ1OIlsored Ie by, Mill,erBeer. The.b.at,t" converted on five, while the TShtu - h Lf' 'Ch t • m ~ul Y f two .s inspired by Moller Hog i e s os m" m ,,- ;"!~an~.fought, both,~: gJv,.· dents made zero or ' , d:t 10 their cause. When" the".. tuined out to be the difference In Look for dISplays of MIller H~ Life's holKl. 'pac ges the settled, the. victors were;;.!or.' the game, - at your favorite retatler S<COl\dyear10 a row, iIle Fa~· The Faculty out-scored lhelfSit ER TIM E ~The~m:::~r~t;;~~J~(L: ~~tsb:7;~ ~:~, sr."~i~d WE LeO MET 0 MIL L ... The)~ls had .the early ~d:' se.. n second-half po~ ancbini fin- AND HAP PY H 0 Ll 0A Y5 ~.. -half ge Inthe game behind 14f;~t- with 15 for the g""",is ~ Clough t~.l~ u. ished with 13 po'" ts Liv- II f R • JlOints by Mark "The Doctor" added eight. For the Studen.th 20 Fr0 maO usa tan ge r ~.. and four.. points from. 't led all scorers ~~"I\ Hatch lOgs on , "_d eight aDd Slu- W1 and "Ill.:: elman Kioon, B.II points, Wadinach•.... Ted "3-D" '-",Id '/iadina ~" Reed each' and Mark ''Slam'' dent tearn, h coa· and put in nJ,P'U' SIX· M'II B . Co I e r rewtn g , Iatut 'Ritblywas added two points. led by Jeff- Jackson, And The came off the beDC so, for another year. §~~lj~~~~~~~~~~~~~!!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~!!!!!!:':J "8onI eIght points and Bruce It n f,J!l!l! 9vJ;~ ljs~•• r ••~ I!stber~' Branchini ~l#.~y~n.A., Fal'y'!Y~~·tbe !ltuaen~ wi! 1Je ""'-0., One Shot" Will and Fred dents, , enge for next year. ......... Clough each added two. plolting therr rev .y Carol KorleDdick Sports Editor " Changewas beller for the team and for myself," said Yde, , The team is p1annil)gon placing 10 the top ten at the NAtA and Divisionn Nationals. and bopes to place somewhere in the top five. Accordingto Yde, the team should manage this if it keeps its members healthy. Yde explained. "We're not ~igin numbers, though we have some real quality players." The junior Education major hopes to claim the National Title. "I was close last year. I lost to last year's champion in overtime." Yde should have a good chance to atlain this goal with his overall skills and specialty in take-downs. Last year, Yde set the school record for the most tak:e-downs. "As far as Olympics go, they're too far off, besides, they require a lot of dedication," said Y de, Instead, Yde hopes to teach eith· er social studies or health, and do some coaclung at the high school level. Next year, Yde will not be eligible, so he plans on assisting Koch, Apart from wrestling, Yde ... joys downhill slUlng. fishing and water slUlng His family rs also qWte atltleuc, WIth his four brotben also mvolved 10 wrestling. Koch, acron:Img to Yoe. makes the team practice the wresl1J.ng moves so th<y become automabc and iesuocuve As a coach be abo stresses moderation. .. 'Know yoor limits,' coach would say," said Yde "He'd also say, 'DoD't get out of shape by _ out all !be l1JDO., Use your common sease.· >' Yde as a wrestler ad\nses future "Testlers to stick on a good dIet, and wort on a tecbruque. Also, "You only get out 01 an hour 01 practice what )'OU put mto rt." COltduded Yde. Todd Yde Curling Anyone? Tbe_ Oub be~an __ J'" " t985 for anyone ID ted In cwlInI or ID IoanuIl& t <UrIme IS aU about Cub membenIuP eu>t lor swdeels. aod 5t I r ani membenbtp 1b<re IS aloo • speaaJ rate lor .... non·owdent curIen Tbe C\IrloIlt Cub IS .... ot 1914 Memo A _ For rrl<n tDformal*! COIlIXt Plul Jan ID !be 1W1C«.of~ RANGER .,.22 ThursdaV. Dec. 13. 1984 Work off excess Christmas baggage during your winter break blahs Wrestling Team captures championship at Whitewater invitational 10 card holder may bring guests to the building for a $2 fee per guest. Locks, toweis, and swimming suits can be rented from the issue room at minimal cost. Basketballs, vol. leyballs, weight pins, weight bells and dumbbells can be used at no cost. COme on out and have some fun. How about a game of racquet. ball or basketball? What's your ex· cuse? BuDding Hours througb Dec. 21: Mon.-Thurs.: 7:45 a.m.-9 p.m, Fri.: 7:45 a.m.", p.m. Sat.: Closed Sun.: 2:00-7:00 p.m, Pool Hours through Dec. 21: Mon. and Wed.: 1:00-8: 00 p.m. Tues.: 11:30-2:30 & 5:30-8:00 Thurs.: II :00-':00 Fri.: 11:00-5:00 Sat.: Closed Sun.: 2:00-7:00 that month. The weekly calendar is more precise. It lists the three gyms and tells you. for each hour of the day; when the gym is open to anyone and when team sports have practice. The .pool and building hours are also listed for that week, along with home and away sporting events. Both the monthly and weekly calendars are subject to change on short notice. Over the Christmas break. the buDding is busy. The winter sports people are still practicing and many students like to work out over the . .break. "The pool is always busy. I think that's the nature of the Parkside campus. People are contingent to the campus and they don't go miles away to go home. They're here, and they still use the facilities over break," says Linda Draft. The PE building is open to all Parkside students holding a valid 10. So come along with· a friend and get your body into shape. Each by KimberUe KraDlcb Christmas wiD soon be here, and after you've gurged yourself with turkey and aU the fixin's, it's lime to head to the physical education building to work off some adipose (fat). Anyone choosing to do so can be less frustrated if one has three helpful guides: the Phy Ed Building Use Regulations pamphlet, the Phy Ed monthly calendar and the Phy Ed weekly calendar. The PE Building Use Regulations pamphlet can be picked up upstairs in the offices 01 the PE building. It is a uselul guide that tell you who can use the building, use regulations, equipment available lor check out, guest policy and other important infonnation. The monthly calendar is one of two building calendars' that goes out and is posted across campus. It too may be picked up in the PE building. The monthly calendar gives the day-by-day hours lor both the pool and the building. It also lists the home sporting events for wins on the day, with a 12-7 decision over Scott Hoy of Triton in the finals being his closest match of the tournament. Keyes pinned two opponents en route to his tiUe at 177 pounds. Keyes dominated Dave Ober 01 Wheaton by a IW score in the finals to lake his crown. Craig Patz, a freshman wresUing at 190 pounds, defeated two wresUers before running into Wisconsin State University Conference champion Duane Fisher 01 Osbkosh, losmg a tough 7-3 decision in the linals. Other Parkside wresUers placing were liB-pounder Jerrill Grover, who took a third place, despite losIRK one match, that to eventual champion Chris Riley 01 Triton. Jack Danner, at 134 pounds. placed lourth in a tough weight class. Mark Dubey, wrestling up a weight class at ISO pounds from his usual 142, won two matches but was unable to place. Johnnie Walker, also wresUing up one weight class, also .... unable to place. Coach Jim Koch was awarded a trophy in his honor for leading the team to the championship. Koch said he was pleased to win this tournament against some very tough opponents such as Triton Whitewater, and Wheaton. "Ther~ is a lot of wrestling left this season and I'm looking for more exciting and successful things for this team," concluded Koch. The Parkside wresUers captured the team tille in the l4-leam Whitewater Invitational last Saturday, Dec. I. Taking lirst place individual honors lor Parkside, . 'uch is currently ranked t2th no .ally in NCAA Division II, were. three senior tri-captains Mike .ckerheide at 158 pounds, Todd at 167, and Ted Keyes at 177 Parkside SCOrt· .~ points for the tournament" 'tth two-lime delending nationai enior College champions Triton second with 87V. points. Host Whitewater, ranked 13th in the NCAA. was third with 81'1'•. The Rangers were strong throughout the tournament, qualilying five wrestlers into the finals. Dan Hall, wrestling at 126 pounds, recorded three pins on his way to the Iinals belore losing a hardfought B-5 decision to Whitewater's top wrestler John Pecora. With Hall's three pins, he rewrote Parkside's record books. One of his pins was in just 12 seconds, the faslest laU in the school's history. For Hall's efforts he also received the tournament's pinners award for the most lalls in the least amount 01 time. At 158 pounds, Muckerheide improved his season mark to 13-3 by winning. five matches on the day and getting a convincing ~ decision Win over Mark Macy of Wheaton CoUege in the finals. Yde captured his tiUe with four The building is closed Dec. 22 through Dec. 25. A January calendar will be available the week 01 finals. Ranger needs ad representatives REC CENTER Final Week Hours Dec. 17 - 21 Ranger pboto by Dave McEvoy Yes! Parkside has a pool! Come and take a dip during winter break MONDAY TUESDAY WEDNESDAY THURSDAY FRIDAY 9 a.m, - 10 p.m. 9 a.m. - 10 p.m. 9 a.m. - 10 p.m. 9 a.m. - 10 p.m. 9 a.m, - 6 p.m. Get active on campus. Join the Ranger staff. General Membership meeting, Jan, 18 at I p.m, WLLC D-139A (nexl 10 Coffee Shoppe) SOt SPECIAL Mon.-Fri. Bowling - 50- Game Pool - 50- Y2 Hour Tblll"Sdav, Off, 13, 19 "Teammaintains unblemished standing, b Steve Kratochvil bead coach Roes Johnson, ed 26, while Mike Henderson and dorf continued his consistent play, wbo have nev... heard , f PorUi Y Dennis DaVIS, a junior guard, Kenosha native Vince Hall came oil drawing fouls and converlulg rune before could be 10 for • ""l"U" m"l':S basketball team will making himself known as a poten- the bench to score 11. Parkside's of ten from the lree throw IJne The Rangen will rerum ~ on The!baD likely lose a game this tial All-Amencan candidate, paced ball-hawking delense created 31 The team ...,11 take a break lor Jan. 14 aga.tnSl t.op-ratod . I...... more I it may take a D\yision 1 the Rangers with 23 points. . turnovers. finals and then resume play on Dec POIOI. f.. lonne Terry Port..,. who year,b~ Jel lbe job done, The The Journey continued. to Wmona The Rangers completed the 22 at Green Bay belore heading on was on the 2O-man roster 01 the learn currently lGoO, .are playin,g -' Slate. "This game was sort of a sweep last week at LaCrosse. "We their southern SWlOg. DllmplC baskethall team A rft<'Ilt ~i,g road schedule that Will homecoming for .me,': Johnson played together. We had to because "Those DiVlSlOl1I teams toow Sports Illustrated tory e>~ outa hem plaY at 18th-ranked said. "I gral!ualedfrom Winona.· we were playing a good team. La- thaI we're a Division II team, and Porter's (me play 10 a I_~ or. se~ DiVISion 1) Alabama-Bit- There were 4O.or 50 people at the Crosse played well and so did we," they expect to beat us We get pald ucle He IS • \eclumale IlA p IN on Jan. 3. game who .came just to .see me Johnson said. good money 10 play them, so we go peel. ,.;ngbaIIl d trip started in high coach ..It was nice,". . It took a jump shot by Davis to down there wben they ast us to," A large eetbu ... lie crowd • The roothe Rangers downed IIli- Whal made that night even het- pull the game out in the final Johnsoo said sbould he on hand 10 .... tch these lasJUoIl nitute 01 Technology 79-59 ter was the facl that Johnson's minute, 7H8. The come-from-be- .. has laved "'0 DIVISIonII pow"" hallie 01 tile "'" InsU "We made SOme menlal team scalped the homeslanding hind ellort enabled the Rangers to . Atahama-Bunungham Il~t Pby Ed IlutIdmg Can Do,... 1.... 1 u (;biC>gO. t we layed with inlel!- Warriors 88-68. Again, Davis was attain their current lQ-{)mark. Aca- 10 froot ~I crowds of over , ~ nauonal aUenbon from Porter' ""takes, .ty and bu . that ISPlID,portanl" said lhescoring hero "D9uble D" scor- demic .' All-American Erik Womel- home this year. Those 17,000poop e MEN'S VARSITY BASKETBALL SCIlEDt:LE "sat, Dec. :!2-Green Bay 200 P 01 uThurs. Jan 3-U. or Ala Bimungham 730pm '·Sat. Jan 5-U. of So ~IISS 730pm '"Tues. Jan 8-U of So Ala 735pm . fon . Jan 14-St.evens Pomt 7.30 p 01 11Iurs, Jan t7-n1 lnst. Tech 730pm Fri, Jan 2S-MSOE 7'l1pm '·sat., Jan 26-Roose\'ell U. 700pm '"Sal. Feb. 2-N E III U. 200pm Mon. Feb 4-eoncord .. 730pm Wed . Feb. 6-UW·~ 730pm "sal. Feb. 9-Ferns Stale 730pm Tues . Feb 12--Qshkosb 730pm sal. Feb t6-Purdue-Cllumel 730pm Wed .. Feb 2ll-N E III U. 730pm Tues. Feb 2S-Judson College 730pm Thurs. Feb 23-St Joseph's 7'l1pm .. DENOTES AWAY GAMES AlA Distnct Play offs March 2.• and 6. 198:i NAIA Nabonal Cbampionslups .l.rch 13. 165. IS. 19 198:i MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE 7' SCREEN , looking good with 3-3 record. Parkside's women's basketball team: . . + third in tournament Womendefeat Supenor lor me-- half almost seemed liIte a repeat of . the second half and started a .co the SI. Benedict game. Miller SOld, by Linda Masters back outscoring SI. Benedict by "W J'ust dido't execute as well as ' . t I wilhin one e "Th Rangers The Ib II t m eleven pomts 0 ge . d we were capable of. e women's baske a ea point (55-54), With £lve seeon S went into haUtime down 27-22. Ilaftled to Minnesola last weekend .. Parkside had one more . 10 to play in the Norlh Countr~ remammg, b Cheryl Ketler- Dnce again, Parkslde came TlIIU'Ilamenlhosted by Bemidji chance. The shot d y t at the buzz- f rrn in the secood half to outplay .~- h Is hagen went m an ou edict 0 . team in every aspect .... Universily. Olher sc 00 par- The final score was SI. Ben tbe Supenor . 61-19. Mary licipating were SI. Benedict Minne- er. 4 Deb Hansen led 01 the game to wm !ilia and UW-Superior. . 55 - Parkside 5 . oints and 8 re-- Melcal! led all scorers with 18 .\Iter a 12-hour drive lbe prevl- scorers Wllh 13P kman Cheryl ints and 6 reboUnds, Melissa Os· '" day, Parkside played SI. Bene-- bounds; Merry ~I~ary 'Melcal! ierrnan added 14 points, Deb ~ dictFriday,Nov. 7, and losl by one Ketlerhagen an 'nts Ketlerhagen seo 10 points and 10 rebounds od 8 P<Int, ~. each added 1~ pol d 'Metcalf 6 re-- Cheryl Ketlerbagen 10 POlOtsa Parkside started out very slow had 8 reboun s an rebounds. and sI""'·· 'Part th layers bounds. . la ed Supe-- .' ow 3-3 Their next ........ ' was e p salurday Parkslde P Y e away Parkslde IS n . ai College of bein& travel-weary. We jusl had a rior for third place and ~e play- game was al ~::~y, Dec. 12. very hard time gelling inlo Ihe with a viclory, 61-49. pard displayed EducabOnlts0ncoming in too late for !aDte tempo the firsl half," said d much sharper an the WIth resu Coach Wendy Miller. At halftime, e intensity on defense than. I this issue 01 Ranger. the Rangers were down 3lf-18. more night However, the brs Pu ier Parksiile came oul fired up for prevIous . zz answers !ntramurals t FOP LA" P V A T mamen ABE LAB A Twoteams show for to~the game away for : ~ E ; L B T ~ ~ ~ E T Parksideheld its fifth annual in- '11 J~"::~:'~ers by scoring s~ EEL E ~ ~ T W ELL ~l preseason bask elba II Ih~nts, bringing the Imal scor~om T s ~ ~ 0 TIN SAY With enl on Sunday, Dec. 9. ~-58 for Ihe Zonebusters' ith 25 E PSI LON W E OI1IyIwo learns enlered, the Troller led the Wlnners w'buted EAT 0 0 WIN ~p ~e was the sole al- 'nts while Jackson con~eisen RIG.. S N Y TOP E -........ fglF~rthelOSers,Don SL~,P SEE BET Jth'fhe Zonebuslers, managed by ~lribuled 23 points. ecood LON A RAE N ~~ndersoo, and the Vikes, co Enlry forms lor Ih~elball GAL ~ GAL A eel........ by ~ Malanowski, plaY- semester Sunday mgh: beginning" A L ~ E 0 ENE N S _ UiecIa I!gulation ~e only to end I gue will be aVallab e S E • • 1..54-6t. eolia on the PE office; .... ..-:~.'lo.".. ...,""1'.,..' '" .. theliv· ~ ... HlII. ...~ ..~~..-,.... .... ."..p nute overtinu~t . D I ,&-.~.",,,.......~~~...,,,~ av I ... _, .. " ••, _, __ ....;.;-:- .. __ , , , ~.iII••••••••• MONDAY, DEC. 17 DAlLAS AT MIAMI * BEER * SODA * WINE * POPCORN T"~PARKSIDE UlUON. b t Illdividual showings - has es . nual Collegiate Open ea 13t g • ill a IllOIIl by tbt .-Ms. cIoIeat<d Hall by a ~ JCOft. HaD bad tIfte pms UI bJs srbo< motdlOS 1bt dlinI f\aIlC'S ...-up - lbrt Dabt'J. a IU-jlOUI>lI ~ .-.. Dab<Y loot m tbt c!WDI"""" mold> by a o«n of 4-2 10 10bke GlIsdori 01 TnIoD Co\IOllO I GiIodorf a 1984 l*W JlIIlIOC eou.co runoorup and abo tbt tstandln« .. ell... 01 last 's Vi I I.. lJM\Ol*W 1bt otMr RaIle" wrestJors pla<Od ere CraIg Pall. a ,"",,11Uft 1 poon<Ior wllo ruusbod and JomI G,.,... a 118- • _ fuusbod fourth f lIUld>es and lost 0"" 1M \oQt'IIOlDOIII. ..,tb Ius loss briolI to Dan Hartman of rnI by a seoee of 7-4 I!arUtWI a 1984. eM D",lSIon I Iquabfi .. tbt day ..,tb a :J. bolb <'OlIUllIl """ ..... of f.,rn<Oln eou.g. S<OC<5 4-3 and 13-3 !lis nctoneS included • 6-5 WUI over ~~~:'It ArDe5Oll. tbt 1984 ;, te lhID .... ty Coof .. • d>ampooa F..... _ Portsido ...,..,.um. and JoIm/lIe WaJUr at poomds Scoll PnoI>o al 190 pouDds Todd KrIJo&or IIboaY)'o el I compolod. bul dId not pII<o o-an tbt loam finisbod ..,tb a r«o<d of 36 and 14 ...... Vi «*b Jun Kodl mcboal· od \h;ol ho ploased WIth tbt I m s fme pot'f<>mllllCe aplnst SOUle real coocI compotl\JOn Vt1JeDever au eet elght~n toeoIbo<. you are ..... 10 ...". coocI wretIors m each I dass. We larod well. but 1 CaD see room ror unprO\:ement:' Kodl This _I markod tbt end Flnl rew, lell 10 righl: Jack Danner, Johnnie Walker Jerri! Grover, Dan Hall, Mark Dubey. 8nIce Melleoer. second row, left to right: Coach Jim Koch. Mike Muckerbeide, Mike Mackovicb. Jon Mankowski, Todd Yde. sludenl ..... coach Paul Roth. Third row,.lellto righl:!loll Yde. Ted Keyes, Tedd Krueger, Craig Pslz,iloI Priebe. . of competition for the wrestling team until the semester tests are over. Some of the wrestlers will compete in tbt prestigiousMidwest Open Championships at Ames, Iowa on Dec. 28 and 29. The next action for the complete team will be the Carthage Invitational on Jan. 5 The Rangers have won that lournament seven out of the last Clghtyears. pbOOlore 1ike Dulle) is applying pr ure to bis opponeDt from liD- ~ CeUege ill aD attempt to secure a r::e:~the Saturday. Dec. 8 CoUegiate , Classes for Spring Semester begin Jan. 14. •Look for the next Ranger, Jan. 17 I MILLER HIGH LIFE .ATHLETE OF THE WEEK *************** TED KEYES .. Wrestling. Wit Ted 1,5 a 177-pounder who won tt1e Championshlpatthete~ conslO Cc:>"egiateOpen on Saturday. He won five ma" four .by pms .alone. He also won the "Pinners' Troph~e~ Ted IS a sentor majoring in Business Management. N'" ~een named an NAIA All-American wrestler anda;esli/ll cademlC All-American Overall Ted has a 15·3W., record. ' . , .. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 13, issue 13 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Management styles differ with sexes Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document r Toys for Kids Page 5 -----------. Student sings to SUCcess Page 9 Basketball teams victorious PagelS Management styles differ with sexes University of Wiscon~in.Parkside Vol. 13 N Female and male supervisors their areas of responsibility and in. differdramatically in their manage- teract with others a great deal en- ment styles, and those differences ~uragmg individual career gr~wth can cause serious misunderstand- l~ their secretaries and other subor- ings in the workplace, shows a dinates. studyof three major organizations Female supervisors also lend to conducted by Parkside sociology build closer relationships with sub- professorAnne Statham. ordinates and let them in on the de- Statham, whose research special- cl~lon·making process, Statham ty concerns the changing roles of said. Sample comments of female ~Jnen in modern society, inter- supervisors: VIewed 40 female and male supervi- • "I'm more people oriented. I son and 32 of their secretaries at a delegate and make them (subordi- linanCiJil institution, manufacturing nates) accountable for what they're firm and technical school, all in domg, but I guess the people side soutIIeastern Wisconsin. of me says make sure you see them Because of the nature of the once in a while .. .I talk to people in- study, anonymity was guaranteed dividually. Their perception of the ID pennns interviewed, 115 -well as staff and people is Impcrtant." lite organizations for which they • "I try to be as considerate as worked. possible of the stalf--to work "I found distinctly different around their needs." supervIsory styles between men Male supervisors, on the other and women," Statham said. "And I hand, tend to focus on themselves lhlhk tbat's important. A decade and on their perceived need to hack " women .occupied 18 percent of away from those who work for rnanagenal and administrative them, using a "self-engrossed, au- pqlitions. In 1982 the figure was 30 tonomy-invested" style that relies pel:cent. The differences in heavily on delegating authority to A Union student employee was women's supervisory behavior others, Statham said. knocked to the Roor trying to pre- could ·~ean important changes in Male supervisors tend to empha- vent three alledgedly intoxicated the workplace."· size their power and contributions youths from leaving the building Based on the study, Statham rather than specific responsibilities last Wednesday night. said, female supervisors tend to and feel that the ideal way to man- Pam Woodbury was knocked to ~ocus more on specific tasks and on age is to "stay out of it," Statham the floor when she tried to prevent .he people who work for them said. one of the youths from leaving USIng a "task-oriented, person-in: Thus, male supervisors profess to Union Square. Woodbury, who was v'Sted" style. They pay careful at- know much less about the day-to- . working admissions, suffered a lenlton to what is happening in eoDliDD'" .D poge • swollen and bloody lip. She did not R require hospila1ization. a . t. .. g Campus security said they would L n L ng m L S S L n not release the official incident re- porl to the Ranger because juveni- Anll Korlekar worked hard this -"~~~-~·:'l-j~~~?1.l~1I1es are involved. semester to prod~ce a painting, ~ The three youths, aged IS, 16 and only to have it stolen. "'-" 17, who were not Parkside stu- Korlekar has been spending the dents, were in the Union for post- past sev I da basketball game entertainment. his . era ys trying to locate At aproximately 11:30 p.m. Keith I .S ID1ssmgpainting. The painting f on a 16 x 20 canvas and was taken Harmann, a Union student har- rom the Comm Arts building tender, and Woodbury said that rOOm 111. on Nov. 30.' they saw three youths with a botUe T of Crown Royal whiskey at their pai ~ dominating colors in the • • table. Since the Union does not sell kar n g are shades of red. Korle- • _ , hard liquor, it was apparent the foll needs the painting for his porl' youths hrought in their own bolUe, de 0, and he will be leaving Parksi- Drawing of painting said Harmann. Catit' a. few weeks to relocate in back " he said. Harmann telephoned campus se- Omta. A~yone who has information curity and said he told them that , 'It's the fi t tim all about the whereaboUts of the pamt- "three guys have a botUe of Crown Proud trs e I was re Y uld Royal at their table; please help us and happy·th . t ,'ng or if the involved party wo and Wl a proJec, , I th get them out." Fifteen minutes someone took't I' t h like to return it anonymous y, ey they ~n ' . Jus ope ff' ( t later, when security had not arrived "w return it bef I I H may contact the Ranger 0 Ice nex it didn't ore eave. th ~- yet, Harmann called .~;n, he said. mean ythin to I to the Coffee Shoppe) or e r ~ - Wou!dn' an g me, Woodbury said she notieed the t be interested in getting it Arts office, CA 221. Wb 'lib b' ~-"Ao1 eary s g ts ngbten Monument Square In Racine Student hurt by drunk youth by Jellllie TuDkieIcl three youths were getting ready to EdilDr leave so she approached one 01 them and told him to remain m the Square until security arrived. Another youth, the 17-year-old, asked what was going on and Woodbury repeated her statement. Woodbury said that the l7-yw--old youth said he would DOt wail for. curity and he started to run out of the Union. Woodbury tried to re- strain him from leaving by grabblllll him by the arm and around the waist. While trying to break free, the 17-yw--01d hit Woodbury in the mouth with his wrist and caused ber to fall to the Roor, said Wood- bury. "When I tried to detaiD him I wasn't afraid because 1 never thought he would hit me. I .... shocked," said Woodbury. The two youths tried to run out 01 the building but were apprehen· ded by Harmann and Jaclt Kemper, another student bartender. Kemper, who caught the 17 yw- old, said the youth was visihly in- toxicated. "He didn't seem to real- ize the seriousness of assaulting an employee or hilling a woman in the face," said Kemper. When Harmann and Kemper brought the pair back into Union Square, Woodbury said she mista- kenly slapped the rtnt youth, think- ing it was the one who knocked ber down. The third minor was found sitting outside the building. Security arrived after tbose events at about midJuchl, .proxi. mately h ve minules after Hn- mann', second call Secunty ques- tioned Woodbury tIlen left ",th the three youths A sludent secunly euant .... scbeduled to work at the dane;, bul he lailed to show up I... wort.' d Vmce G&g~otlJ, tanl cltreclor 01 Campus Secunly. Ron Bnnkman, d1r<cI ... 01 Cam- pus Secunty, said thai he is p.... - enUy wortJna ",th the Konosha Dlstrict Attorney's office to deler- mine whal steps sbouId be taken WIth the mmors. Bnnkman said be is doubUul that assault charges wt1l be presoed because It appears Woodbury grabbed the youth fInI and beca_ of her apparenl rdaIIalJon "In IS- saull charges you must prove 10- tent," he ... d Brinkman said 01 the cInnIwlc charges, "Whal .t boih down to IS being a lraffic olfenso ... a c!wle for being on the premisa und..... ge. Ultimately, the charge mvolv1ng juveniles is dehqueocy. The rUleS are payable m court and the rUleS range from $SO to mo." He laid they will try to charge all three youths 10 the incident. Bnnkman ... d the reason why It took security onken over 20 minutes to respond to the two caih is because the infonnalJon recerved was DOl "speci.fk. to ~ .._z ~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::::::~iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiRAN~GF.I\= 2 nunday, Dec. 6,I,! .... lL.-._L_e_t_te_r_s_t_o_th_e_E_d_i_to_r_l Abortion "propaganda " article is this: 1 fmel your ,esp ...... naive, overbearing and blindly emo- tiooal What gives you the right to impose your religious beliefs on others? Let poopIe make their own decisions. Hiding bebiDd a religious """text iso't the answer, so there is 1M) need to quote !rom the Bible. It was the self-righteousness 01 reli- gious leaders during the middle ages that acxounted for the slaught- ering of thousands of innocent people who were "non-believers." Keep that in mind. 1 think it would be best to stuff self-righteousness under a rock where it belongs. Sinrerely, DaIl Slublaskl To the Editor: In response to Mr. Neibaur's ar- ticle OIl 1Iborti0ll and those - wrote in to support bim, 1 would like to say, what about cboke' What about beliefs? What about ig- norance? Mr. Neibaur wrote _ of the most miDdIess propaganda ar- ticles 1 have ever read. It reminded me of the "Reeler Madness" film that was released ,..,.,. aco· Mr. Neibaur's article paralleled that film in the sense that he relied on distorted lear and charged em0tion- alism to sway people's opinion. He was way out of line on this ooe. My comment to the others who wrote in supporting Mr. Neibaur's Help for Nicaragua ~~Iz&4 Nobody asked me, but..• L'li stand up for indecision from this hubbub. and conspicuous by its absence, for it is. 1 feel, the voice of the majority of Americans on this issue. Sure, we've heard from pro-lifers and pro-cbclcers, the promiscuous and the protesters, Procrusteans of all ranks and per- suasions, but as with virtually every debate in American society, the majority is found in the middle- yes, the middle; shunned and scor- ned by the extreme as callous know-nothings, we are the firmly undecided. One of the main disadvantages of this position is that its very exist- ence is denied by those absolutists who populate the extremes. How can one be neither for or against abortion? Either one thinks it is permissible, or a capital offense. We recognize this problem, but be- lieve it is outweighed by the advan- tage of being able to see the faults in the dogmatists' arguments. To begin with, in the debate that has been fought on these pages of late, I am surprised nobody has seen fit to address the subject of . rape. It is perhaps to be expected that Mr. Neibaur's column assert- ing that abortion should not be in- cluded among responsible means of contraception would avoid mention of this phenomenon; after all, the responsible rapist is a rare breed and the alternative is to advise all females from the onset of puberty will help bring in the coffee and the cotton. Two to four week brigades will be leaving the United Stales Dec. 18, Jan. 4. Jan. 8. Feb. 1 and Feb. 10. The cost from Miami is $630 for two weeks, _ for three weeks and $700 for four weeks. Call 414/634-3568 for more information. To the Editor: There is an urgent need ... in Nicaragua. We need your help in harvesting brigades to NicaragUa immediately. As the Nicaraguans continue to defend themselves against the ceo- oomic, propaganda and """Ira war the United Stales is fighting against them, special volunteer work bri- gades from France. Italy, West Germany. Mexico, Holland. Eng- land, Spain and the United States to be perpetually prepared to light off the sperm of that despicable low-life that may be lurking out there somewhere. The only argument pro-lifers have pertaining to rape is that it is wrong to punish the innocent by. product of the crime; it is preiera- ble to punish the victim. 00", may have difficulty perceiving an organism the size of a four-letter word or even one of the shorter paragraphs on this page as be~ sentient, much less human. but a anti-abortionists know bow would feel if they were super-g\u to a brick wall and someone c clawing them off with a bulldo}" Thevictim of any other crirn~ have his or her injuries takers care of, but the anti-abortionists co",," rape victims to suffer the phY'.1 pains of child-bearing and -birth, ignore the ever-present reminder 01 their victimization, accept the tot. disruption of any plans. make do with an interruption in salary ac- companied by an increase in medi- cal bills and be resigned to the fact that this most intimate of violations will be public knowledge. They offer the small comfort that after all this is done, the haby can be given away to some lucky couple somewhere. and maybe, just maybe, never seen again. by Paul Berge EIoIae KiDeb CeDtraI Ameri<u SoUdarily CoaHtioD The scene: a busy. upscaIe res- taurant. Scores of people at the ta- bles around the hall are earnestly engaged in conversations; waiters are carrying entrees to' some 01 the tables and buspersons are carrying dirty dishware away lrom others. Focus on a table by the window facing a bustling street in a major metropolitan center. There are two men at the table. One says, "Well, Phil, my broker is E.F. Hutton, and E.F. Hutton says .," AU activity stops. not only in the restaurant, but also on the street. Everywhere the eye can see, ears are straining to hear the opinion of KF. Hutton. The scene: a vast desert. For miles and miles the panorama reveals no cactus, no scurrying ro- dents, no slithering reptiles, no clouds, no signs of life or water anywhere save for two human be- mgs standing alone in stark contrast to the seemingly endless stretches of sand. One says. "Well, Phil, I was discussing abortion the other day with my family planning coun- selor, and she says." - Quickly the desert is filled with people, all talking, and soon all shouting and screaming at the tops of their lungs, all straining to make thier opinions known. . Yet one voice has been missing Holiday film is fun riously thinking of the third lime with friends who haven't seen it yet. If you like slap-stick comedy, it will be the best belly-laugh you've had in years. To the Editor: 1 would like to encourage anyone wbo hasn't seen "The Christmas Story" movie to do so this week- end. It is a nostalgic trip back to a 1940's family Christmas. It was so funny I've seen it twice and am se- Humorously yours, Eva Spalla Employee injured learning process for all of us. From now on we will respond immedl- alely to calls from the Union." Bill Niebuhr, Union director, said he will meet with bartenders and discuss how they should place calls to security when there are se- rious problems in the Union. He also said that the Alcohol Use Policy Committee will be examin- ing how to handle this type of situa- tions. "Normally we don't have many minors hanging out in the Union, especially not at night." said Nie- buhr. Kemper said, "We (Union em- ployees) don't get paid enough to put up with getting assaulted." CoaliDaed fnlm _ 1 "The people who took the calls said that Ihey thought the Union employees just needed help gelling the crowd out after the dance. The background noise from the Union also created a problem in under- slanding what was going on. Both security employees who answered the .phone calls got the same Im- pression that there was not a big rush to get to the Union," said Brinkman. Brinkman said a series of mis- takes occured that night. He said the Union supervisor should have called in to report that the student security guard didn't show up. "We sbould all accept responsibility for the mistakes," he said. "It was a Continued OD page 1% J_ T1IlItIekz - Edilor Pal Bensbt " Campns N Edilor Bob 1t1eIIIDC :.. CommDDlty N EdItor f:t =.~::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.~ ~:= =~ Carol KorteDdIct Sports EdItor Dave M_y Pboto EdItor JIB WbItaey N1eIIesl Copy Edilor Andy BDdwwl IIusIDess Mauger - MIke Farren AdverlIsIDc Mauger Pal Zlrtelbocb · · DIslribalIoD Mauger ~ _ :.~ AssLIIusIDess Mauger Ranger Is written and edited by students at UW-Ptlrlcside and they are solelYre- sponsible for Its edltorlel policy and content. Published every Thursday during the ecademlc year except during breaks and holldeys. 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