73 10 1184 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/f70c65ba55b79952b45b7add2a7a7700.pdf fc488f487d0b2e5af9fed1f1f7a36408 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 15 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Pitchers, carafes return Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document The campus will be closed Monday, Jan. 20 in observance of Martin Luther King Jr.'s birthday. Budget cuts inflate tuition Calm before the ceremonies See the "Housing groundbreaking" story on Pa«*e 4 fc more pictures ana details. Bassis to leave Parkside Page 3 Eight wrestlers in tourney Physics student |oest to conference Thursday, January 16, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Volume 14, No. 15 Pitchers, Pitchers of beer and carafes of wine went on sale again in the Union and Recreation Center on Monday, Jan. 13. A compromise was reached between the Parkside Union Advisory Board (PUAB) and the administration, allowing the larger servings to be sold after 2 p.m. until close on regular working days. The pitchers and carafes will not be available prior to 2 p.m. and will not be sold at special student events, such as dances. Pitchers and carafes were eliminated as part of regular services to students about two years ago in order to better comply with the change in the legal drinking age to 19. All Pitchers seepage 10 System cuts is $447,600. S hutler said that amount will be eliminated from the 1985-86 and 1986-87 budgets. Gary Goetz, assistant chancellor for administration and fiscal affairs, said Parkside must cut $74,000 from its $13.44 m illion budget for 1985- 86 by June 30. $51,000 w ill be used to satisfy the Governor's revenue shortfall and $23,000 must go toward Parkside's share of the six percent state employee pay plan, said Goetz. In addition, Parkside must make $373,600 in base reallocations in 1986-87 budget. The Administration plans to eliminate eight full-time faculty and staff positions through attrition (not filling vacancies caused by resignations or reKing 9s dream the 80 9s, says by Jenny Carr "If I am stopped, this movement will not stop because God is with the movement." These words were prophetically spoken in the 1960's by Martin Luther King, Jr. while he was struggling to gain equality for all people. King's efforts have not been forgotten and were remembered by a celebration sponsored by the Black Student Organization held Wednesday in Union Square. The keynote speaker, Dr. Patricia Stephens-Rogers, principal at Dr. Jones School in Racine, highlighted Dr. King's efforts and emphasized the importance of his struggle. Dr. Stephens-Rogers noted that during the 1970's the country seemed to have tirements) to help offset the total reallocation. "What many people don't understand is this has to be a base reallocation out of our budget - possibly forever. That is why we can't use new project money. We have to use continuing funds. If we were to let go of new program funds this year, what would we do next year?" said Shutler. Shu tier said the University Budget Committee, department chairpersons, the University Committee, Academic' Staff Committee and the administration are all working together to determine what cuts can be made. "We've made no final decisions on anything yet. We're Budget see page 2 can live in speaker an apathetic demeanor toward Dr. King's struggle for equality, but in the 1980's the young people seem to have displayed a more caring, involved interest in the fight for equality that gives the movement new hope. She feels that it is possible for the young people of today to recapture the fervor of the 1960's and use it to move in the right direction in order to live King's dream. Others included in the program were Chancellor Elizabeth Shutler, who gave a welcoming address, Essie Bennet, who gave a dramatic reading and Sandra Williams, who gave an interpretive dance. The moderator of the program was Jacqueline Cotton of the Black Student Organization. Carafes and pitchers returned to the Union after a twoyear Stay in oblivion. photo by Jack Borahuetter by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Tuition will increase five percent yearly at Parkside and at all UW-System campuses in the fall 1986 semester. At Parkside tuition will increase by about $70 per year for an undergraduate resident. The Board of Regents approved the increase on Friday, Jan. 10, as an attempt to lessen the UW-System share of the state budget deficit. Parkside Acting Chancellor Betty Shutler said it is unclear at this time how the tuition increase will be used to reduce shortfall. Joanna Richard, United Council president, said, "I don't like any kind of tuition increase...it's a bad situation overall. The System did try hard to make the tuition increase the last alternative." Richard said UC is working toward a state policy to keep tuition at a set level. Currently students pay 32 percent of instructional costs, which Richard feels is "eliminating students" from obtaining educations and making the UWSystem 'more like private institutions.' " Gov. Anthony Earl ordered the UW-System to cut a total of $27.4 million in response to the estimated state revenue decline of $53 million. Parkside's share of the UWcarafes return 2 Thursday, January 16, 1985 RANGER Letter to the Editor Grading the graders To the Editor, The English 100 Supersection class was specifically designed to give students a better understanding of the rigors of college writing. The class involved bunching a number of students together in one class for 50 minutes and giving them a crash course in English. The class also gave students the opportunity to become better acquainted with other students. To my understanding, this particular English 100 class was the first attempt at bunching students together to learn. I hope it is also the last. The concept of the Supersection class gets an extremely high rating; unfortunately, the final result is nothing short of complete failure. Frankly, I'm appalled, shocked and very angry. I'm appalled at the flagrant lack of professionalism displayed by some of the teachers and tutors involved with this class. It seems odd that some teachers don't care if their students don't learn or attend class; I can understand it, but I don't like it. But when students want to learn and willingly attend class, only to receive subpar education and unfair treatment, something is extremely out of sync. I'm shocked that grown men and women must resort to childish behavior to get their ways. It proves that their developments have been arrested. It also proves that, instead of teaching the class the way it should have been taught, teachers subjected students to bipartisan treatment. To me, the personal antics between teacher and tutor during class showed what little respect they had for students. No matter what the problem was, whether it involved students directly or indirectly, in nonetheless impeded students from receiving a fair and proper education. That's what I thought it was all about. I'm extremely angry because these so-called professionals are, in fact, standing in the middle of the students' road to success, and these teachers and future teachers are not making the road any easier. It's like deciding to live on God's green earth or Hell's creation. But, in any case, I hope the faculty realizes that it holds the tiny bits of information students need to gain momentum along that perpetual road to success. To be brief, students' futures rest on teachers' maintaining a professional attitude coupled with a certain amount of integrity. Students cannot allow anything to jeopardize their goals in life, not even themselves. Listen up, teachers! There will be other students who will walk these same halls and try, like myself, to attain a certain amount of social standing by achieving their degrees. We students attend classes to achieve our desrted goals. We students study to excel. We students work hard to earn what few dollars we can to pay for rising taxes which pay for teachers' salaries. In essence, students go to school to survive, and all a student can ask for is fair and just treatment from his or her superiors. It's that simple. Letter see page 10 The men's basketball home game against Cardinal Stritch will be held Monday, Jan. 20 at 7:30 p.m. as scheduled. (Main Campus will be closed.) *00 C% J* Jennie Tunkieicz... Editor Kari Dixon News Editor Kim Kranich Asst. News Editor Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Gary Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor Rich Blay Sports Editor Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor Dave McEvoy .Photo Editor Jack Bornhuetter Asst. Photo Editor Dave Roback Advertising Manager Andy Buchanan ...Business Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager Michael Firchow Distribution Manager M . v <=- / .QC , V i Letter to the Editor Why do you want to be a nurse? To the editor, Nursing students, your answer may not hold up through your graduation. Thad Scropos was asked that question two and a half years ago by Ann Boyle. She thought his answer good enough then to enroll him in the program. Now with a "B" average he's being dropped from the program because of one teacher's subjective analysis. "If they can do it to him they can do it to anyone!" one of his classmates said. "He was treated unfairly. He should have been evaluated weekly," was the statement made by Gateway's Nursing Advisor. June Grommes, the program coordinator, sat with Lee Somogi in her office on Wednesday Dec. 11, and gave Scropos the news that he'd been given a "D" in the course in which his objective grade was "B-Plus" and was being dropped from the program. Subsequently, June asked him again, "Why do you want to be a nurse?" She tried to convince him that he couldn't receive a copy of his own evaluation. Her personal animosity was revealed when she told him he had body odor. Four hours later, Attorney Doris L. Vaudreuil of Kenosha told him that indeed, he did not smell offensive. Thad's test grades in that class were "B-Plus" and never once was his performance at the clinical site called into question. Do you have a good reason for wanting to be a nurse? Will the staff at Parkside feel the same way? Will the staff give this student redress, or must he lose three years' work because he had a personality conflict with one evaluator? Cuts reduce summer session Name Withheld Budget from page 1 trying to talk to everybody. But you can't cut budgets with out hurting somebody," said Shutler. The following changes will be enacted as soon as possible as part of the budget reduction plan: Instruction Summer school session offerings will be reduced 15 to 25 percent (will take effect for summer 1986). - Non-tenure track teaching staff hired to conduct special basic skills courses will STAFF Kim Barskaitiki, Amy Bauman, Leo Bose, Terry Byrne, Jenny Carr, Scott Curty, William Dezoma, Mike Farrell, Gretchen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah, Kristy Harrington, Hans Hauschild, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Kris Odegaard, Mike Rohl, Scott Scheuber, Bill Serpe, Steve Taylor, Nick Toper, Kathleen Trentadue, Laureen Wawro. be cut back by 50 to 70 percent. - The hiring of staff to assist entering students comply with stricter admissions standards will be deleted. - Each instructional position becoming vacant by retirement or resignation will be reviewed as a potential for contributing to the retrenchment requirement by being eliminated or being filled with junior tenure track or non-tenure track (adjunct) faculty. Vacant couselor/admissions staff position will not be filled. Two vacated positions in the chancellor's office (executive assistant and affirmative action officer) will be merged. An offset press operator position and an account specialist position will be deleted. Central Receiving and Mail and Package Eeceiving will be merged at the same location, providing a 50 percent Budget see page 8 are solel y respstudents at UW -Parkside an d they published every Thursday durina'^he V,°r V °-Md contenL Ranger is breaks and holidays. 9 academic year except during uerl2y C°o7w^n^.p^S/Cr/d ^ eSSed to: P^kside Ranger, U niphone <UV 55 3-2298 or (W) 553-2287 *°°0 ' Kt ' n ° sha WI SW- Tclc ' Adv ""s, " a fama^rJcSSt£tterS containi»<> and dc Times' lS Printed by thc Raci™ Journal Member of the associareo coueciaie pross 0J 9 00. RANGER Thursday, January 16, 1985 3 News Briefs Graduates find improved market Graduating college seniors may encounter a somewhat more friendly job market than last year's crop did. According to a national survey conducted at Michigan State University, and printed in National On-Campus Reports, employers expect to hire 1.4% more bachelor's degree candidates in 1986 at starting salaries 1.8% higher than in 1985. The study also found that employment demands for minorities are expected to increase 6.4% and the demand for women should increase 4.7%. The average starting salary for an individual with a bachelor's degree was $21, 601; a person with a master's degree started at $26,010; and someone who earned a doctorate started at $30,011. The fields of electrical, mechanical and industrial engineering, and computer science had the highest demand for employees, and the highest starting salary. Rabies incidence on the decline The chances of Fluffy and Fido contracting rabies have decreased in recent years, but the disease can still be transmitted to pets by wild animals. The New York Times reported early this month that, according to the Federal Health Office, the incidence of rabies in domesticated animals has declined, but the disease will probably never be eliminated because of wild foxes, skunks and racoons, who carry the disease and infect pets. The Health Office also recommends a three-year rabies vaccine instead of the yearly one required by many local governments, believing that it protects animals against the disease more efficiently. Otte approves of "Bud Song" State Senator Carl Otte (D-Sheyboygan) wants the "Bud Song" to remain a fixture of life at Madison despite the fact that it alludes to alcohol. The Milwaukee Sentinel reported Otte as saying the song "brought national attention to Madison, and does not promote beer drinking." He also said the UW marching band and its director should be left alone and allowed to play the song. Two weeks ago, the article continued, Madison Dean of Students Paul Ginsberg said the university may need to ban the song and take other steps to discourage student drinking of alcoholic beverages. Survey reveals pay inequity State employees working in female-dominated jobs need a 16% pay raise to achieve economic eqality, accoding to the results of a state study released last month. The results of the study, featured in the Wisconsin State Journal, were compiled after the a broad-scale survey was taken among the state's workforce. They recommend a pay increase from 10% for a nursing consultant to 18% for a typist. An hourly increase of $1.19 or $11.46 (with fringe benefits) was also advocated. Dennis Dresange, Chairman of Gov. Earl's Task Force on Comparable Worth told the State Journal that implementation of the study's recom- • mendations would cost $18 million per year in tax revenue. Committee organizes Snofest Feb. 10-14 has been named the week of the 1986 Winter Carnival, SNOFEST, and the activities for the week are falling into place, according to Winter Canival Committee Co-Chair Bill Serpe. Each day of the week-long celebration will have its own theme. "The reason for this is rather like a take-off on the theme park idea," Serpe said. "By giving each day a different name people will be encouraged to get involved in the events with appropriate attire and attitude." February 10 will be Mardi Gras Monday, with two parades and a dance. The first parade will be held at 1 p.m., and it will start at the Union and conclude in Main Place. Clubs will be entering floats Leaves Parkside in the parade, and the same floats will then be used in an evening costume parade, which will culminate with a dance in the Union. Sportin* Tuesday will feature the kick off of the volleyball tournament, which lasts until Friday. Also scheduled on that day is a tug of war, flag football, and a bowling tournament. Western Wednesday will have a coffeehouse in the Union Bazar at noon and 6 p.m. A passwords game, broomball and a prison lockup are also scheduled. Thursday's Big Adventure will coincide with the movie special of the week. A lip sync contest, campus wheel of fortune, a Pee Wee Herman look-alike contest and a Ranger basketball game will occur, in addition to a chocolate dessert contest during the noon hour in the cafeteria. Friday is slated to simulate a Carribean cruise. A hot tub will be in the Union Bazaar for people to use. Volleyball finals will take place, and a 9 p.m. dance will be held in the Union. All of the events that are scheduled are sponsored by the Winter Carnival committee in conjunction with student clubs and organizations. "All clubs wishing to compete in the events for cash prizes are encouraged to start organizing for what may be the biggest Winter Carnival yet," Serpe concluded. Bassis accepts new position by Bill Serpe Michael Bassis, interim assistant chancellor for educational services, is leaving Parkside to become vicepresident for academic affairs at Eastern Connecticut State University, a small school of 4,000 students in Willmantic, Conn. The new position is similar to the position of vice-chancellor at Parkside. He will be chief academic officer and said he views this change as a continuation of his interest in the future of higher education. "It's a nice career opportunity," Bassis said. "The challenge of helping an institution think through challenging issues confronting higher education is exciting." Bassis' move characterizes his long range plans. "I want to be part of an institution that wants to do important things in higher education," he said. "I'd like to play a leading role in that." Bassis has found his time at Parkside to be rewarding. "It has given me an opportunity to do a lot of different things," he noted. "I've learned a lot in the process, and one of my biggest regrets will be leaving a lot of people I've become very fond of." According to Carol Cashen, director of Educational Program Support, Bassis has helped usher in some important changes on campus. "The most important change Michael has made is in the accessibility of his office. He has been very visible and easy to get to, and that's necessary for that position to Singers sought University Chorale is currently open to all Parkside students and faculty. The group meets Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays at noon' in Comm. Arts D118. To join, simply come to a rehearsal during the first two weeks of class, or make an appointment with Professor Robert Campbell, 553-2438 or 553- 2581. Singing is fun! The Swing Choir is another be successful." Bassis, Cashen continued, has been instrumental in implementing the new Advising Center and has worked one developing a university-wide assessment program. The program surveys incoming freshmen and then conducts a follow-up survey on the same students during their college careers and again as they graduate. Other projects Bassis has been involved with include the task force on student retention, the coordinating council on general education and the freshman/sophomore task force. Parkside's future, according to Bassis, is a bright one. "These are troubled times for higher educational in general," he concluded. "I think Parkside has some very important assets that ought to serve it well, the most important being it's got a lot of energetic, creative professionals who work here." opportunity for students to utilize their vocal talent. An organizational meeting for students interested in the Swing Choir, which is devoted to vocal Jazz and Pop arrangements, will be held on Friday, Jan. 17 at 1 p.m. in Comm. Arts D118. Don't worry about time conflicts, just come to the meeting if you are interested in the group, or contact Professor Campbell. Observe Black History Week Used books on Black American history and literature are on sale from Jan. 16- 31, in the Old Book Corner at Martha Merrell's Book Store, 312 Sixth St., Racine. Bate UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISTS have always been known to question handme-down religious doctrines. Have you ever felt disenchanted with an orthodox religion because it hands you a predigested faith? If so, our church may be for you. 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He, along with Acting Chancellor Betty Shutler, Parkide Foundation President Alfred DeSimone and Parkside Student Goverment President Pat Ramsdell threw the first official shovels of dirt. State Representatives Scott Fergus (D-Kenosha) and Peter Barca (D-Kenosha). who took an active interest in the project, also threw shovels of dirt, as did other community leaders, Housing Coordinator Shirley Schmerling and Alumni Affairs Director Tom Krimmel. A brief program was held in the cafeteria after the ceremony, with individuals important to the project being introduced by Shutler and DeSimone. Guskin described the obstacles he encountered when he attempted to build housing on campus. PSGA President Pat Ramsdell concluded the program, unveiling an official photographic portrait of Guskin commissioned before he left. The portrait was done by an individual who features subjects in natural settings and will hang in Main Place. Breaking new ground Ground breaking ceremonies (photos from lower left to right clockwise). Guskin portrait unveiled; Guskin discusses Parkside's tel?flnJLv« 1torXi Pa . t Ramsdell, A1 DeSimone, Alan Guskin and activitfe" in ' Shirley Schmerling (in hat) enjoys the Restaurant Make The Dream Come True Your dream might be to take that special vacation or help pay for your education. Whatever your dream, it has to be earned. Red Lobster can make it happen for you. We pay higher than competitive salaries, provide free uniforms where applicable, and have a no tip splitting policy. Consider the following job opportunities with America's largest seafood dinnerhouse restaurant operation: • Waiters • Bartender • Night Cook • Waitresses Turn the dream into reality by visiting the Red Lobster Restaurant nearest you for an application: 5550 Durand Ave., Racine, Wl 53406. An Equal Opportunity, Affirmative Action Employer. We're Fresh. We're Friendly. We're First. Red Lobster® Russia trip scheduled Parkside history professor Oliver Hayward, a specialist in Russian history, will led his fourth UW Soviet Seminar tour to the U.S.S.R. this spring, from March 8-22. The itinerary for the study trip, open to the public, includes Leningrad, Moscow, and two cities in the Caucasus - Tblisi, capital of Soviet Georgia, and Baku, on the Caspian Sea, once the world's leading oil-producing area. Total cost of the trip is $1,850, and includes all air and ground transportation, all hotel accommodations (double occupancy), and all meals within the Soviet Union. Parkside alumni and community residents are welcome to join this tour, for which the only requirement is enrollment in a spring semester evening course titled "Soviet Seminar," which may be taken for three credits in international studies, history or social science, or may be audited (taken for no credit). Registration for the spring semester is during the first week of classes in Main Place. For further information and application forms contact Hayward at 553-2467 or 554-8468. FIRST NATIONAL BANK of Kenosha THE BANK FOR ALL KENOSHA DOWNTOWN KENOSHA Main Office - Auto Bank TYME 24-Hour Teller NORTH BRANCH SOUTH BRANCH BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Thursday, January 16, 1985 5 Updates lahoratnrv Cadaver purchase updates laboratory by Klmbcrlie Kranich Parkside received a cadaver this past November at the request of life science instructor Esther Will, to "help update our laboratories in line with other institutions," she said. The embalmed cadaver is a Caucasian male in his midsixties who died of cancer. According to Will, the body came from Madison and cost $550 (nonprofit) plus an additional $2,000 for a stainless steel storage container. The cadaver will be examined by students in Anatomy and Physiology 105 and 106 and by students in Functional Anatomy 200. Will said the cadaver will serve to "give students the experience of viewing lecture material and help to assess the students' mental attitude about handling human death." This is the second time a request for a cadaver has been made. The first attempt was 13 years ago when the anatomy lab was in its infancy. The idea of obtaining a cadaver came to Will after she had talked to college professors at various schools and found that Parkside's life science program needed to be updated. "Most universities had already been working with cadavers. It's not an innovative idea," said Will. After Will received support and approval from her colleagues Eoss Gundersen, Ed Wallen and the science division, she contacted the University of Wisconsin by letter and phone and requested a cadaver. Will started this process in spring of 1984 a nd over a year later, the cadaver was delivered to Parkside by Wayne Roohr, a Madison mortician. Will chose a male cadaver because "they (males) have less adipose tissue, making it easier to dissect, and of the ones he (Roohr) could give me, this one had the greatest longevity." This particular cadaver should last about five or six years. It is stored but not immersed in a 40 percent ethyl alcohol solution which must be replenished about every month. It is locked in a special room on campus and will not be on display. Will, along with fellow instuctor Randell McKee, has started dissecting some of the cadaver's muscles. With dissection being a delicate and time-consuming process, the cadaver won't be ready for "extensive use untill the fall of 1986," said Will. "Parkside will use its cadaver differently than other schools," said Will. "Students at other schools do the dissection, remove parts, and discard them until nothing is left. We (instructors) are going to prepare the cadaver and use it for demonstrations." After the cadaver has been studied to its full extent, it will be returned to Madison where it will most likely be cremated. If this cadaver proves to be a valuable learning tool, Will hopes and believes that Parkside will obtain another one after the original has been returned, to keep the lab updated. The attitude toward the cadaver is serious, Will said. "The cadaver is treated with respect. No one displays a cadual attitude toward it," said Will. Various professors granted spring sabbaticals Plauan ~ C ......... "*• CJ Eleven professors have been granted sabbaticals for all or portions of the 1986-87 academic year to pursue research in their respective fields of expertise. Receiving sabbaticals for the full academic year are life science professor Omar Am in, geography professor John Campbell, English and humanities professor Peter Hoff and communication professor Lee Thayer. Those receiving sabbatical leave for the fall, 1986, semester are psychology professor Guela Lowenberg and English professor Alan Shucard. Receiving sabbatical leave for the spring, 1987, semester are philosophy professor Wayne Johnson, economics professor Richard Keehn, Spanish professor Constantine Stathatos, English professor Carole Vopat and mathematics professor Kenneth Weston. Amin will spend the year teaching and studying on the island nation of Bahrain, just east of Saudi Arabia in the Persian Gulf. Amin, a native of Egypt, will study epidemiology, parasitology and medical entomology in the environmental setting of the Persian Gulf states. He will also develop a course in tropical parasitology. Campbell will spend his sabbatical developing a new course on the applications of microcomputers to cartography (map-making), preparing computer mapping materials for a revised edition of a textbook and doing preliminary work on a new textbook. Hoff will be involved in the continuation of a study of the Impressionist movement in painting, music and literature during the late 19th and early 20th centuries. Thayer will study critical issues of cognition and communication and the development of theories to better join the two fields. That will represent an extension of his earlier work on the topic. During the fall, 1986, semester Lowenberg will complete a study of cross-cultural comparison of perceptions of appropriate pay differentials, and Shucard will study the theory and practice of American poetry as well as complete a two-volume critical history of American poetry. During the spring, 1987, semester Johnson will study selected philosophical problems in the ontological foundation of ethics; and Keehn will study the banking crisis of late 1932 and early 1933, comparing bank failures of that period with current problems in the American financial sector. Also during that semester, Stathatos will study the "extremeses" in the plays of Gil Vicente, Vopat will complete the last two chapters of her novel-in-progress and Weston will study the application of verbal embeddings to mathematical model theory. SOMETIMES IT TAKES AN ARMY TO PAY BACK YOUR COLLEGE LOAN. Week at the Park School closes for holiday Friday, Jan. 17 (bf)- Geology Colloquium titled "Conversation with the Soil" presented by UW-Madison professor Emeritus Dr. Francis Hole at 1 p.m. in Greenquist 113. Dr. Hole will bring his fiddle and sing for his introduction. The colloquium is free and open to the public. Monday, Jan. 20. - The campus is closed for Martin Luther King Jr. Day. Wednesday, Jan 22 - Seminar titled "How to Work With Your Accountant" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 207. Call ext. 2047 for registration details. Coffeehouse featuring Andy Polon will be held from 12 noon to 2 p.m. and from 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. in the Union Bazaar Area. The event is free and open to the public. Sponsored by PAB. Thursday, Jan. 23 - Breakfast/Seminar titled "Public Liability Under the Law" will be presented by Fred Wileman, J.D., of UW-Extension in Madison, at 7:45 a.m. in Union 106. Call ext 2518 for reservation information. Movie titled "Moonlighting" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema, as part of the Foreign Film Series. All seats are sold for the Thursday series. SPRINGBREAK Help us sponsor your Ft Lauderdale, Daytona or Key Wcsl trip and you go for free! (800) 368-2006 TOI.I. KKKK Paying back your college loan can be a long, uphill battle. But the Army's Loan Repayment Program makes it easy. Each year you serve as a soldier, the Army will reduce your college debt by 'A or $1,500, whichever amount is greater. So after serving just 3 years, your college loan will be completely paid off. You're eligible for this program with a National Direct Student Loan or a Guaranteed Student Loan or a Federally Insured Student Loan made after October 1,1975. And the loan can't be in default. And just because you've left college, don't think you'll stop learning in the Army. Our skill training offers a wealth of valuable high-tech, careeroriented skills. Call your local Army Recruiter to find out more. Your local Army Recruiter is located in Kenosha. Call 652-2072. ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BE 6 Thursday, January 16, 1985 Geology Prof RANGER Shea compiles scientific studies Parkside geology professor James Shea has compiled and edited two books featuring selections of important geological research papers on continental drift and plate tectonics. Continental drift and plate tectonics concern the movement of the earth's continents. Volcanic eruptions and earthquakes are just two geological phenomena caused by continental movement. Shea's books, part of the 100-volume Benchmark Papers in Geology Series edited by Columbia University geology professor Rhodes W. Fairbridge, have just been published by Van Nortrand Reinhold Co. in New York. The books represent 10 years of research by Shea and feature selected papers by some of the most important geologists from 1867 to 1975. Geologists from around the world are represented. Shea contributed a major work to one of the volumes and wrote prefaces, introductions and editor's comments for both books. The first book is entitled "Continental Drift," and, as Shea notes in the preface, is designed to provide easy access to important papers that can serve as benchmarks to the historical growth of the continental drift theory up to about 1950. The second book is entitled "Plate Tectonics," the modern phrase for continental drift, and traces the research up to 1975. For the first volume, Shea contributed a comprehensive, documented chronology listing the important discoveries and theories on continental drift from 1749 to 1975, and publications in which to find more information about them. It is the only such listing structured in chronological order, giving a special historical insight into the material. That information is crosslisted by subject in the book's index, making the book especially valuable to geological researchers and students, who need quick access to material. Shea, who joined Parkside in 1969, also is editor of the "Journal of Geological Education," a major periodical published at Parkside for educators throughout the world and which last year celebrated its 10th year at Parkside. yr University of Wisconsin-Parkside Chancellor Search Names sent to Lyall by Klmberlie Kranich The search for a chancellor for Parkside continued over winter break as five candidates' names were sent to acting UW-System president Katharine Lyall, and a Board of Regents sub-committee. According to Robert Canary, chairman of the Parkside Chancellor Search and Screen Commitee (CSSC), representatives of the committee talked with Lyall about the candidates in terms of "what we saw as various strengths and weaknesses of the candidates." According to Canary, Lyall and Kenneth Shaw, incoming UW-System president, then looked over the list of five and talked with some of the candidates and people who know the candidates. Canary said the sub-committee of the Board of Regents will choose one of the five candidates to be named chancellor and will make that recommendation to the meeting of the full Board of Regents on Feb. 7. "The full Board of Regents will most likely accept the recommendation of the committee," said Canary. The chancellor selection process is confidential; therefore names of candidates will not be made available to the public. The name of the new chancellor will be announced by the Board of Regents if a decision is made at their Feb. 7 meeting. ...WOULD YOU CARE TO SPEAK TO THE POWER BEHIND THE THRONE? ITEM 12: PASTOR GARFUNKEL > WOULD LIRE TO DISCUSS A CHANGE IN THE NAME OF THE VARSITY ATHLETIC TEAMS Sj CHEESES CRISIS, WE GO THROUGH^ THIS E VERY YEW! r-—— fc I'D LIKE TO KNOW WHO CHAPLAIN GARFUNKEL THINKS HE IS THAT HE CAN COME HERE AND START MESSING WITH TRADITION/ % WE'VE HAD THAT \ NAME SINCE ELPIRT1 \ YALP (MAY HE REST Yj \ ) IN PEACE) CREATED JS> > A THE ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT J IN 1882-.• AND GENERATIONS OF ATHLETES HAVE CARRIED IT ONTO THE FIELD OF COMPETITION WITH SPIRIT, r- ^ENTHUSIASM, AND PRIDE! J / SOMEHOW, 1 HAVE DIFFICULTY X I PICTURING THE SORT OF PERSON \ I WHO'D BE PROUD TO BE CALLED J \^A "CORINTHIA PICKANINNY.'^/ WE'VE HAD THAT \ NAME SINCE ELPIRT1 \ YALP (MAY HE REST Yj \ ) IN PEACE) CREATED JS> > A THE ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT J IN 1882-.• fSSIS Club Events: PSE Pi Sigma Epsilon (PSE), A marketing fraternity, will be having a meeting on Wednesday, Jan. 29, at 1:15 in Moln. 116. All members are required to attend and anyone inter- * ested in becoming a member is welcome. Geology Club Dr. Francis D. Hole, professor emeritus of Soil Science 1985/86 ALL SPORTS SEASON PASS UW-PARKSIDE ONLY *5 Ranger Basketball Good for admission to all home athletic events EXki P?8t-season tournaments/games. Pass enables participation in the Ranger Raffle. _ Prizes are: SttSLiv SMSSRaffle Drawing Date: Saturday, Feb. 15. 1986 and Geography at UW-Madison, and chairman of the Soil Survey Division of the Wisconsin Geological and Natural History Survey (State Soil Scientist) will present a colloquium on Friday, Jan. 17 in Greenquist 113 at l p.m. entitled "Conversation with the Soil." Dr. Hole initiated the bill in the Wisconsin Legislature which led to the declaration of the official state soil, the "Antigo Silt Loam." He has authored two books, including "Soils of Wisconsin" published by the University of Wisconsin Press for the State Survey. SSS Club The Sailing, Sailboarding and Ski Club is sponsoring a downhill ski outing on Tuesday, Jan. 21 at Wilmot Moun< tain. Anyone can sign up and pay for their lift ticket ($9 - cheap) at the Union Information Desk. For more info always check the SSS Club bulletin, located on the bulletin board at the top of the stairs at the north Union building entrance. Any questions? Hesitate to call Jay Foght at (home) 654-2575 or (work) 652-5434. Be there; it's the event of the Century - or at least the week. RANGER Thursday, January 16, 1985 7 Jim Staeliano Student to present paper at conference «• v c? u /•. .« _ by Gary L. Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor Most college students can only dream about presenting a paper at a professional conference. Based on that definition, Parkside's Jim Stagliano is not "most college students." Stagliano, 20, a senior physics major, will speak on his and Assistant Physics Professor Steve Luzader's research findings at a conference of the American Association of Physics Teachers being held in Atlanta Jan. 27-30. Stagliano's talk, which he'll give on the get-together's final day, pertains to a wavetank project he, Luzader and several other students have tested extensively during the fall semester and holiday break. "Last semester we were meeting every Wednesday and every second or third Saturday to do experiments to see if the equipment worked," Stagliano said in reference to the 40-foot tank designed to study the fision of soloton waves, which he described as "waves showing particle-like properties whose velocity is linerally proportional to their amplitudes." Since classes closed in December, he estimates he's been conducting experiments "just about every day the university's been open," often logging 12-hour school-andhome work days. Despite the stringent commitment demanded, the project fascinates Stagliano. "It's good experience," he admits, "learning how to do experiments. I'm planning on going on to graduate school, and challenges like this will help me in the future." Also sure to help his future is his conference appearance, a distinct rarity for an undergraduate. Excited and honored over being chosen, Stagliano is understandably uncertain about what to expect at the session. "I have no idea how large my audience will be, although I know I'll be talking about the experiments we've done over Christmas break. It really is an honor, and I'm looking forward to it," he said. Jim Stagliano photo by Jack Bornhuetter Art faculty featured in ongoing Gallery Show Works by five full-time art faculty and five adjunct art faculty that explore a broad range of artistic media and styles are on display in the Comm Arts Gallery through Thursday, Jan. 30. A free public reception for the show will be held in the gallery from 7 to 9 p.m. tonight, Jan. 16. Gallery hours for the spring semester are from 1 to 6 p.m. Monday through Thursday and from 7 to 10 p.m. Wednesday and Thursday. Included in the show are: • Selected works of Dennis Bayuzick from his current series of dream-inspired drawings in mixed media (airbrushed acrylic, colored pencil, ink). Thematically, they deal with emotionally charged narrative motifs derived from the symbolism of both his sleeping and waking dreams, with special attention given to those images Starman • • PAB film by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor PAB's first film presentation of the year is John Carpenter's "Starman," a sci-fi fantasy for the non-cerebral moviegoer. Jeff Bridges plays an alien from another planet, Karen Allen is the hapless midwestern lass whose dead husband Jeff comes down as, and the results are the usual super power shenanigans followed by an invevitable romance between the two leads. "Starman" isn't a bad movie; it is a harmless piece of fluff with no real depth, a few amusing little moments and some implausible (even for a fantasy) incidents. No big deal. that seem to tap the deep "archetypal" level of the subconscious psyche. Stylistically, his work continues to mine the formal strategies and devices of the surrealist aesthetic, focusing on dense juxtaposition, free association and contradictory space. • Paintings, watercolors, drawings and prints by Douglas DeVinny, including his most recent, which are largely autobiographical in nature. DeVinny's compelling "Lost Toy" series is composed of metaphoric images dealing with the passage of time - growing up or growing old. His newer works are based on a montage of memories of his childhood, with numerous references to time and change. • David Holmes' "Alchemic Emporium," a work that attempts to reunite art, science and mysticism. The Emporium is a hybrid medicine show, museum of the occult and working laboratory for the alchemist (Holmes) and his apprentices (the viewers). • Recent works by John Satre Murphy which explore both ornamentation and small sculptures. Each of these directions deals with the juxtaposition of the biomorphic and geometric shape. The materials range from cast paper to raised copper, aluminum, porcelain, and plexiglass. • Sculptures by Rollin Jansky, who likens his approach to his recent work in melded steel to the impovisations of the jazz musician. "I establish themes - interacting complementary forms; then proceed to develop variations on them...I find that the welded steel medium allows considerable flexibility with regard to the development and redevelopment of formal relationships. More and more I have been finding that the cutting torch functions much the same as the eraser can for the drafstman... opening up unforeseen possibilities in the improvisational process." In addition, a number of works by adjunct art faculty are on display, including paintings by Nancy Greenbaum, Louis Mogensen, Lisa Englander, and Jerrold Belland, and a cast paper assemblage by Elizabeth Sibley. 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DOMINO'S PIZZA DELIVERS® .* FREE. 8 Thursday, January 16, 1985 RANGER Small Business programs set Cuts hurt Parkside's Small Business Development Center, directed by William Hughes, is offering these programs: "How to Work With Your Accountant," from 8:30 to 11:30 a.m. on Wednesday, Jan. 22, in Union Room 207. Fee is $25. The workshop is designed to help persons understand the accountant's role in business, improve relationships with accountants, have accountants serve as "trouble-shooters" and establish vendor-specification in the accounting field. "Business Feasibility Analysis," from 8:30 to 11:30 a.m. on Wednesday, Jan. 29 in Union Room 207. Fee is $20. To register for the programs, which will be taught by Robert Davidson, the Racine-Kenosha UW-Cooperative Extension business agent, call 553-2047. Budget from page 2 savings of a vacant stock position. Reduction of locksmith position to 50 percent. Two vacant library positions, one in public services and one in the archives, will be merged. MADE THE AMERICAN WAV WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU AT PARKSIDE DURING THE SPRING OF '81 AVAILABLE IN THE UNION MILLER HIGH LIFE, MILLER LITE ON TAP AT THE UNION SQUARF Distributed by C.J.W., Inc., 2117-81st St., 552-7273 Some other ideas being explored for potential reductions include ceasing computerization of the library, elimination of the student activity period and shearing of course scheduling and possibly course offerings. Basic skills courses, such as Math 015 and 016 and English 100, will be closely examined as areas for potential cuts, said Shutler. "These changes are going to be hardest on the part-time students. Frankly, we're asking for more committment from students if they want a college education - you probably won't be able to pick up a degree at any time. But we don't want to erode quality. We want to continue offering good courses, but maybe fewer of them. This will also be hard on someone working full-time,"said Shutler. "Smart scheduling" will be a necessity for both students and departments, Shutler said. Courses that were offered at several different time slots and had only a few students may be rescheduled to only one time slot, she said. "But we have no intention of stuffing too many students in a class - there will just be fewer empty seats," said Shutler. Shutler encouraged students to seek advising as it becomes harder to take courses at their convenience and it may be necessary to plan four-year schedules. "I think we can make these changes without anyone's education being hurt, and that is the main concern," added Shutler. According to a Kenosha News article, Gov. Earl announced Friday at the Board of Regents meeting that UWSystem faculty members may also share in the budget cuts. However, Earl said he will try to avoid cutting the six percent salary hike (which was approved for all state employees) and the 15 percent salary catch-up measure approved by the Legislature in 1985. Goetz said cutting the catch-up pay scheduled for faculty and staff would be very harmful. "Catch-up represents a judgement made between the governor, the UW-System and the Legislature that (faculty) salaries are behind and not competitive (with other universities). Therefore this special program was designed to catch them up. It is a special commitment which is different from an annual pay plan. I would hate to see (catch-up funds) touched - it may be a once-in-a-lifetime thing," said Goetz. Ranger needs writers RANGER A Chorus Line • Poor adaptation Thursday, = January 16, 1985 9 by Gary L. Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor With "Gandhi," Richard Attenborough created a lavish film, grand in both style and content. With "A Chorus Line," his latest, he strives for similar grandiosity, only to fail with epic proportions. The problem with "A Chorus Line," the long-awaited and much-debated screen adaptation of Michael Bennet's sensational stage play, Richard Attenborough is that Attenborough's overindulgence, while lending scope to "Gandhi," adds only dead weight to this light tale Detailing, as it does, the hopes ahd horrors of hoofers auditioning for the new show of a relentlessly tough choreographer (Michael Douglas) "A Chorus Line" loses all' its charm in Attenborough's hands, becoming overblown rather than understated. This is especially destructive since the film seldom ventures from its main stage setting, where the seventeen hopefuls (Audrey Landers and Janet Jones among •them) dance and bare their souls, as well as tear their soles, for Douglas's Zach. This curious juxtaposition - Attenborough's frenetic attempts at creating space and movement and the movie's utter lack of it - does much to create a sense of claustrophobia, hardly an ideal feeling for a "backstage musical" to elicit. While the song-and-dance bits are primarily palatable, even they quickly become winded and tedious. "A Chorus Line" is one picture not worth a thousand words, but only two: It stinks. White Niehtx * * * Goodancing, terse plot by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Dancers Gregory Hines and Mikhail Baryshnikov shine in Taylor Hackford's tense and insightful "White Nights." For all the hoopla surrounding such naive rubbish as "Rambo" and "Rocky IV," a true drama of political intrigue such as "White Nights" stands alone in its sub-genre as an expert blend of statements and showbiz hoofing. Interwoven throughout the plotline is a series of dance numbers performed by the two leads, making this otherwise very serious study a magical outing in the strongest Hollywood tradition. Baryshnikov is born to play the role of a Russian defector who is caught once again in his homeland after a series of unfortunate circumstances that force a flight he's on to land there. Hines extends beyond the wonderful acting he exhibited in Coppola's "Cotton Club" as the American defector hired to guard Baryshnikov, displaying strength and passion as a disgruntled black man who fled his country after being adBaryshnikov (1) monished once too often. The storyline is terse and not at all convoluted. The acting is especially good, and the dancing is perfectly wonderful. "White Nights" is one of This week in the history of rock and roll Til i C lirnAlr 5 m MAAL AM J T n n -« n nvn . and Hines the most impressive pictures of the year, making a statement while offering the viewer as much solid entertainment as any Hollywood product has a right to. This week in rock and roll history... Jan. 16, 1980 - Paul McCartney is busted in Tokyo for possession of pot and spends nine days in prison. Jan. 18, 1973 - Pink Floyd begin their first recording sessions for the classic LP "Dark Side of the Moon." Jan. 19, 1974 • Bob Dylan's Miami concert causes a traffic jam unequalled since Woodstock. Many fans leave cars unattended and walk the entire nine miles to the event. Jan. 19, 1976 - The Beatles are offered $30 million to play together again. The answer is no. Jan. 20, 1965 - Rock and roll father Alan Freed dies. Jan. 20, 1982 - Ozzy Osbourne is hospitalized with rabies after biting the head off a bat during a concert. Osbourne reportedly enters the hospital on four legs barking. Jan. 21, 1966 - George Harrison marries Patti Boyd. Jan. 21, 1974 • Bob Dylan is invited to supper at Governor Jimmy Carter's Atlanta home. Jan. 22, 1959 - Buddy Holly makes his final recordings in his New York City apartment. BIRTHDAYS Jan. 17 - Mick Taylor, 38 Jan. 19 - Phil Everly, 47 Jan. 20 - Paul Stanley, 34 Jan. 21 - Jim Neibaur, 28 Jan. 22 - Steve Perry, 33. •s P O R T E L A N| S 0 L D E R E A S I E R I 0 A D BE A R N S M E A N 1 s A P 1 D G E E L b S E T E E B R A D E R E C T E D L E A N S 0 0 D D\ E A N s 1 b R N| B R A N D E D 1 H R N • P R E S S |R O H A S S L A S H M A N A S P L O T S n P E S O P b R 1 O D E L A T E R A G E s S A T E S • NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION • LEAD LIGHT & S OUND TECHNICAL SUPERVISOR • SUPPORT LIGHT & S OUND TECHNICIANS Involves set-up/tear-down operation, maintenance of electronic lighting and sound equipment. Operating knowledge and/or prior experience required. Some specific training will be provided. Must be able to work evenings and weekends. SPRINGBREAK LUV the Sun? 7 nights / 8 days ' n Lauderdale, Daytona or the Islands LUVJ^ <8»0) 368-2006 TOI.I. KRKK LAST 2 DAYS NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENING IN THE PARKSIDE UNION BUILDING SUPERVISOR Responsible for evening and weekend building operation and internal security. Involves coordination of special events, cash receipt handling and student payroll audit. Must be personable and have the ability to work with others. Applications accepted in Union Room 209 through Friday. April 25. The Parkside Union is an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. ^^^TOursda^_January 16,1985 Book review RANGER Curly bio more about the man than the image by hv Jim Neibaur WihunPiir-lv tVin t it. M Feature Editor The Three Stooges may not be the critical equivalent of Charles Chaplin or Laurel and Hardy, but they certainly have achieved phenomenal popularity on the strength of TV revivals of their near-200 Columbia comedies. Joan Howard Maurer, daughter of late stooge Moe Howard, has been writing on her father's comedy trio for some years now, her latest release being the story of her favorite uncle and favorite stooge, Curly. "Curly, An Illustrated Biography of the Superstooge," published by Citadel, is basically interesting from the viewpoint that Joan's home movies would be interesting. Joan has compiled several interviews with family members, doctors, etc., to give fans an insight into Pitchers — Pitchers from page 1 Parkside students, regardless of age, are allowed to use the facilities which include a bar, but they must be 19 to purchase alcoholic beverages. PUAB eliminated the use of pitchers, in part, in order to reduce the chances of students sharing alcoholic beverages with underage students. PUAB ar.L die administration agreed 'Mat by withholding pitcher d carafe sales until after J o.m., when the facilities are ^ess populated, bartenders and Union supervisors would be able to better Curly the man (or into Jerome Howard, as it were). And yet, although the book hit number one best seller status in Chicago (where the trio has always been hot stuff), its true worth is somewhat limited. While ample space is devoted to Curly's lifestyle (although nearly every interviewee's recollection is sketchy), there is virtually nothing about Curly the actor. How did this man prepare for a scene? How important was his off-screen contribution to the act? How did he develop his popular characterization? Such questions are unanswered in favor of many trivial details regarding marriages, quirks, drinking habits, eating habits, etc. During a recent phone interview, Joan talked briefly about Curly the actor: "He didn't just come into the act cold: he knew what the Stooges were all about. He would frequently go and see his brothers perform and he was watching closely and observing." And about her choosing to do a book on Curly, she staed, "I originally got the idea after completing my father's autobiography ("Moe Howard and the Three Stooges" Citadel-1977). Very little had been written on Curly at that time, so I picked up bits and pieces of material that finally resulted in this book." Among the book's strong points are its many rare photos, excellent artwork (by Joan's brother Paul and husband Norman Maurer, an artist and filmmaker), and an illustrated filmography. The fact that Michael Jackson wrote the fore ward (so Curly DID inspire the moonwalk!) also adds to its curiosity value. However, no workmates Larry Fine, Curly Howard, Moe Howard from the movie years are talked to (many are living, more when the book was being compiled), and nothing monitor patrons. The Union administration will review the progress of the added service during Spring break. Keith Harmann, PUAB member who initiated reinstating the service, said, "It's good for students because it allows them to socialize easily without having to run back and forth to get drinks - now they can buy a pitcher." Harmann, who is also a Union bartender, added, "I really feel the bartenders have sense enough not to sell pitchers or carafes to people who are already drunk or who might be sharing with minors. Our bartenders are of a high caliber and quality. I hope it (selling pitchers) is as successful as I thought it would be." There is no cost savings in purchasing a pitcher of beer compared to buying three 20 ounce beers. Pitchers cost $3. each (plus a $2 deposit), 20 ounce beers cost $1 each and there are three 20 ounce beers in a pitcher. PUAB felt the service would merely be a convenience to patrons. "Pitchers are not value priced," said Bill Niebuhr, Union director. "We do not want to encourage consumption and this way we are still in line with the guidelines established a few years ago by the Alcohol Policy Review Committee," he said. Jenny Price, dean of Student Life who helped develop the compromise, said, "I'm real pleased we seemed to find a compromise which provides a convenience to the students while still managing in terms of the law." is revealed about the one single aspect of Curly Howard that makes him popular: his comedy! Letter• Letter from page 2 I should also like to add that not all the teachers and tutors involved with the Supersection class behaved in the manner I described. On the contrary, the four or five who came to class and did their jobs have the satisfaction of knowing who they are, that they did the best job they could under adverse conditions and that some students recognized the contributions made by them and thank them for their help and patience. Ralph Abagian The Parkside Union HOURS UNION SQUARE REC CENTER SWEET SHOPPE DINING ROOM UNION SQUARE GRILL WLLC COFFEE SHOPPE MON FRI. -THURS. MON. -THURS. FRI. SAT. SUN. MON.-THURS. FRI. MON. MON. FRI. MON.-THURS. FRI. .-FRI. .-THURS. 10:30 AM-11 PM 10:30 AM-7 PM 8 AM-10PM 8 AM-12 AM 8:30 AM-12AM 9AM-10PM 10AM-3PM 10 AM-1.-30 PM 7:30 AM-2 PM 11 AM-2 PM/4:30 PM-7 PM 11 AM-2 PM 7:30 AM-8 PM 7:30 AM-2 PM RANGER Thursday, January 16, lass ll' Death of a teenage idol by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor On New Year's Eve, singer/ actor Ricky Nelson was killed in a plane crash. Best known as the youngest son from the "Ozzie and Harriet" TV series, as well as being a teen idol from the late fifties and early sixties, Nelson was actually a very important part of rock and roll's development. Along with The Beach Boys and The Four Seasons, Nelson was a major part of the "hangover period" in rock and roll, which linked the fifties Elvisto-Chuck-Berry sound and the yet-to-come British invasion that brought the Beatles and the Stones. Nelson was also the important white rock and roll missing link between the guts and bravado of Elvis and the teen idol pop of, say, Fabian or Frankie Avalon. Songs like "Hello, Mary Lou," "Poor Little Fool," "Travelin' Man" and the much later and still poignant "Garden Party" helped to epitomize an aspect Rick Nelson of popular music during" the rock era that is too often trivialized and thus dismissed as insignifcant. As it is. Nelson's contribution was meaningful enough to warrant missing this pretty-boy singer from an era that has long since passed us by. Former Who members release their latest solo albums Bob Dvlan by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Atlantic Records has released two solo LPs from former Who members Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend. The records are being reviewed here together to allow a comparison/contrast between the two former bandmates. For the uninitiated, Daltrey was the lead singer, Townshend the guitarist and chief songwriter of The Who - a group that influenced many others and left an indelible stamp on rock music since their first hits "I Can't Explain" and "My Generation." The Who later introduced the rock opera via "Tommy" and "Quadrophania," while their 1971 LP "Who's Next" is considered one of the all-time great rock records. Townshend also has enjoyed great solo success, but this latest effort, "White City," is somewhat of a letdown, despite the fact that it has delighted those who have clung to an emotional and strictly impressionistic summing up of the music. Most annoying are the disco cuts "Hiding Out" and (espeRetrospective LP released by Gary L. Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor To today's youth, Bob Dylan is simply an odd-looking guy who whined off-key at the USA For Africa "We Are the World" session. To those slightly older, he is the poet and prophet of a generation, a man both bold enough and gifted enough to articulate the people's thoughts for the people's ears. It is this latter, "real" Bob Dylan that Columbia Records celebrates on "Biograph," a five-record retrospective chronicling the best and most representative of Dylan's work - both live and in the studio, both released and unreleased. Among the 52 selections are, of course, the classics. Numbers like "Blowin' in the Wind," "Like a Rolling Stone" and especially "The Times They Are A-Changin' " retain power and poignance today - some 20 years after their release - as they once again speak to social concerns and changes. Also represented are protest songs - a subgenre developed and honed into high art by Dylan - and to which movements like USA For Africa and Band Aid owe their very existence. Whether he's bemoaning our skewed judicial system in the haunting "Lonesome Death of Hattie Carroll," or lambasting the Pentagon in "Masters of War." Of greatest interest, however, are "Biograph's" lesser known tracks - those offering a glimpse of a slightly dif- "Biograph" also comes with extensive liner notes and Dylan's comments on each song, but even if it were packed in fishwrap, it would be an indispensable addition to any record collection. 20% OFF LICORICE Week off J an. 20-24 We have a full selection of Candy & Nuts Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info Center 10 am - 4 pm Mon. thru. Fri. daily.) "The Brilliant Blues," a song which belies its title on both counts. Passable is the song "Face the Face," which exhibits the energy found on too few of the LP's tracks. Furthermore, Townshend's choice to collaborte with exPink Floyd guitarist David Gilmour is a match that doesn't seem to gel. The full title of Townshend's LP is "White City -A Novel." This, along with the notes on the back cover, hints that the record is conceptual, but the music doesn't bear this out. Hmmmmm! On the other hand, Daltrey's LP "Under a Raging Moon" may be the best thing he's done alone thus far. This doesn't mean that it's better than the Townshend LP, but since Daltrey was never too impressive as a solo performer, even being as good as one of Townshend's less interesting achievements is saying something. Yet when looking these two records over carefully and analytically, one must step beyond the moment's impression and seriously ask himself just how long this music's going to last. That is really Pete Townshend the essential criteria on which to "rate" an album's true worth. The Who's music is still powerful and innovative fifteen to twenty years after its initial release. Are these two solo efforts going to be anything worth slapping on the turntable in even five years? Probably not! Verdict: two fair albums from two exceptional rockers; take 'em or leave 'em, no harm done either way. CROSSWORD PUZZLER ACROSS 1 Pastime 6 African antelope 11 Unite securely 12 Simpler 14 Frog 15 Merits 17 Myself 18 Emmet 19 Savory 20 Command to horse 21 French article 22 Mediterranean vessel 23 Wire nail 24 Built 26 Inclines 27 Forest 28 College official 29 Strict 31 Stamped 34 Gull-like bird 35 Newspapers, collectively 36 Artificial language 37 Ethiopian title 38 Long, deep cut 39 Male 40 Equally 41 Conspiracies 42 Unit of Mexican currency 43 Punctuation mark 45 Click beetle 47 Wise persons 48 Surfeits DOWN 1 Earlier than 2 Real estate map 3 Unusual 4 Concerning 5 Handled 6 Uncanny 7 Alight 8 Beast of burden 9 Symbol for nickel 10 Degrade 11 Vapid 13 Musical instruments 16 Imitated 19 Surgical thread 20 Pre-eminent 22 Disdain 23 Legumes 25 Pitchers 26 Thong for a dog 28 Frocks 29 Strip of l eather 30 Plagues 31 Unruly child 32 Expunges 33 Giver of gift 35 Walks wearily 38 Wild plum 39 Apportion 41 Hog 42 Stroke 44 Sun god 46 Note of scale © 1985 United Feature Syndicate 12 Thursday, January 16, 1985 RANGER ZZ Top 4 4Afterburner9 9 a hot release by Kristy Harrington They'll probably be the first band to go to the moon, yet ZZ Top is just the "little ole band from Texas" that can't stop rockin.' "Afterburner," on Warner's, is the longawaited follow up to "Eliminator," and it was well worth the wait. It is ZZ Top's fourth LP in their fifteen year career, and the group's sound improves amazingly as the years roll by. Their first hit single, "Sleeping Bag," which is a bit more technical than their previous work, is just a little taste of what the album sounds like. "Velcro Fly" resembles "Tube Snake Boogie," a single off their "El Loco" LP. "Can't Stop Rockin' " takes the listener back to the old days of rock when ZZ Top first rocketed up the charts. That Candy Apple Red *33 Ford is still blazing hot on ZZ Top's tail end, just as Billy Gibbons' voice still blazing up the Top Ten charts. Gibbons, Dusty Hill and Frank Beard are rare juvenilias in today's "artistic" world. By far, this is their best album yet. Following one of the most successful albums of the decade,' "Afterburner" contains a lot of brilliant new sounding ZZ top deserve their success rock. ZZ Top is going through "Stages," which also is a flash boisterous song off this newly released L.P. If one listens to the difference between "Afterburner" and "Eliminator," they'll know that ZZ Top is at its most successful stage right now. Teddv Pendererass Indulgent soup LP by Gary L. Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor Teddy Pendergrass made a name for himself as a velvety-voiced sex symbol whose sultry songs of passion and lust set female hearts ablaze. Now, sadly, that velvet has become burlap-as he moans through the hyper-produced "Workin' It Back," his latest on Asylum. Beseiged by the overindulgence of no less than nine producers (he himself one of the culprits), Pendergrass sacrifices his provocatively distinctive voice for layers of overdubbed instruments and Holiday Inn cocktail lounge background vocals. The result, with one exception, is not merely embarrassing; it's deplorable. Only one selection, "Let Me Be Closer," which closes out Side 1, rises above this musical muck. Dripping with Teddy's own brand of sexual sugTeddy Pendergrass gestiveness, the song boasts lyrics like "The thought of your body has got me erect/ You do me, I'll do you til we're both soaked with sweat." In the hands of a less sensual artist, these words would be laughable. But imbued with his unique talents, it comes off flawlessly-qualifying the remainder of this selection as winceably bad. Review Stung by W.A.S.P. by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor With their latest Capitol LP, "The Last Command," hard rockers W.A.S.P. have broadened their style. GAVE i&U I PUT TROUBLE. fj&<. IP' / 6ETR2WN 1 OHlUBflCOR... ) $ iSR > Noteworthy for their being admonished by Tipper Gore's self-righteous anti-rock brigade (mostly because of the group's widely banned single "Fuck Like a Beast"), W.A.S.P. has extended beyond the wild metal ravings that characterized their 1984 debut LP. "The Last Command" offers a richer sound on many of the tracks, blending the guitars with keyboards (though not to the point where electronics overpower musical instruments), and give the best tracks on the LP a fresher, more mainstream rock sound. The excitement remains, with the wild and uninhibited "Ballcrusher" being perhaps the most W.A.S.P.-ish cut on the record. However, "Wild Child" (not the old Doors song of the same name), "Blind in Texas," and the LP's title track all stand out for their less than grizzly approach. Not that the group is mellowing, but they do seem to be moving away from the stereotypical sound of earlyeighties metal that plagues the work of so many other heavy rockers. "The Last Command" is the second LP from W.A.S.P. and shows enough promise to trigger interest in what this band could accomplish with their subsequent recordings. If they continue to hone their sound, W.A.S.P. could eventually become one of the more important metal acts of the late eighties. RANGER Eight wrestlers place in Midwest Thursday, January 16, 1985 13 During the semester break, the Parkside wrestling team competed in a double dual match against Carthage and Harper Colleges and the Midwest Classic in Indianapolis. The Ranger grapplers made an impressive showing at the double dual meet. They beat Carthage 48-6 and Harper 33-15. Every wrestler won at least one match. The results: 118 pounds-Art Demarath pinned Carthage, pinned Harper. 134 pounds-Jack Danner won both by forfeit. 150 pounds-Mark Dubey won on forfeit to Carthage, pinned Harper. 158 pounds-Mark Mackovich defeated Carthage, d. Harper. 167 pounds-Ted Price pinned Carthage, won on forfeit to Harper. 177 p ounds-Carl Price won on forfeit to Carthage, lost to Harper. Heavyweight-Sean Yde pinned Carthage, won on forfeit to Harper. At the Midwest Classic tournament, Parkside finished sixth out of 11 teams with 79 points. Wright State of Dayton, Ohio, ranked seventh in NCAA Division II, won the meet with 124 points, followed closely by Ashland College, ranked fifth in NCAA II, with 120 points. Coach Jim Koch took eight wrestlers to the meet, and all eight placed in the top six in their respective weight classes, two of them reaching the finals. . At 150 pounds, Dubev Pinned his first two oppo nents but lost in the final Wright State*° SmUh At 190 pounds, Sean Yde won his first two matches by decision, but lost the final to hvo-time NCAA II champion Dave Maiorana, 4-3. In perhaps the most impressive performance in the meet, Parkside's Don VerBruggen lost his first match, then fought back with four straight pins to finish third in the heavyweight class. "Don's showing is probably the best comeback ever by a Parkside wrestler," said Koch. At 118 pounds, Demerath finished fifth, winning three matches and losing two. Gavin Langan at 142 pounds also finished fifth, winning two and losing two. Three wrestlers placed sixth in their weight classes. Mackovich won one match and lost three at 158 pounds, Ted Price won one match at 167 pounds, but injured his PARKSIDE UNION |Jl presents CwUII(u SRRIHC BREAK . mm A BEACH featuring the f amous INTERNATIONAL INN ru" Package With Transportation Quad Occupancy March 7-16,1986 Arrangements by ECHO TRAVEL INC. The largest in college tours to Florida for over 7 years. elbow and had to withdraw. Carl Price at 177 pounds was the other sixth place finisher. "We did fairly well despite a month layoff because of finals and break," said Koch. "I was particularly pleased with Dubey and Yde." The Rangers' next meet is a double dual with Northern Michigan and Ferris State (Mich.) at Marquette, Mich, on Friday. Both teams are in the top 20 of the NCAA II. They then take on Grand Valley State (Mich.) on Saturday. Mark Dubey YOUR TRIP INCLUDES: Seven nights accommodations at the well-known International, located right in the middle ot the strip at 313 S. Atlantic Avenue in Daytona Beach. Totally renovated over the past two years, this oceanfront resort is certainly one ot the highest quality hotels located in the central strip area. The hotrl has all oceanview rooms, color TV. air conditioning, pool bar, gift shop, and one of the hottest pool decks on the strip. Round trip motor coach transportation via luxury highway coaches to Daytona Beach. Florida, leaaving Friday. March 7, 1986. Unlike others, we use the newest style buses available. Pool deck parties and activities every single day featuring the famous Echo Belly Flop Contest. Optional excursions available to Disney World, Epcot. Hawaiian luaus, party boats and more. An entire list of bar and restaurant discounts to save you money at the places you would go anyway. The services of a full time travel representative to throw parties and take great care of you. All taxes and gratuities. UWPAR Intramural basketball starting Second semester basketball is beginning Jan. 26 at 4, 5, and 6 p.m. Teams may consist of six to eight players with five on the court at any one time. The games will consist of two 20-minute halves with a running clock. Those eligible to play are any current student, faculty or staff, students must hve a validated I.D. The 1986 Schick Super Hoops intramural three-onthree basketball competition p ab °ut to begin. Last year, Harkside's winning team won the regional competition at Milwaukee and played at half time at a Bucks game, rhe Ranger representatives went on to win that game becoming the Schick Super Hoop state champions. Entries are due on Thurso day, Jan. 23 at 4 p.m. Forms oify • be Picked up in the « hysical Education Building any weekday between the hours of 8 a.m. and 4 p.m. Officials are needed for the league. Anyone interested is asked to call Linda Draft at 553-2317. INSURE YOU THE BEST SPRING BREAKI • Best HotelGuaranteed You know where you will be staying on this trip (with other trips??) • Best Location in Daytona Don't let a po or location ruin your trip - (t he Daytona strip is 23 miles long!) • Shouting Distance from Everything The top bars, restaurants, expos and free concerts (not a taxi ride away, like other trips) • Top of the Line Luxury Coaches For the most comfortable party trip to Florida. • Pool Deck Parties Every Day The hottest, biggest parties in Daytona Beach! • You might find a chea per trip, but why risk your Spring Break cas h on a cheap imitation!! To Sign Up Stop By the Parkside Union Room 209 Or For More Info Cal 553-2294 THE BEST OF EVERYTHING TO 14 Thursday, January 16, 1985 RANGER Lady Rangers B-ball struggling at 2-9 l\tr IY i >v« 1/ >«n n • />!« 1.1. f i m . , . . i by Kim Kranich Asst. News Editor "I am disappointed," said women's head basketball coach Wendy Miller, in regard to her team's 2-9 record. Five of the team's nine losses have come in the final moments of the game when the women were either leading or were narrowing the score when time ran out. Injuries and illnesses have plagued the team. Both Kay Wolferstetter and Linda Rossow have sprained ankles and Julie Slaats has reinjured her back. The flu and symptoms of colds have hit most of the rest of the team. Although Miller knows that her team lacks consistency, she doesn't know how to solve WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! Distributed by May Beverages Inc. 3120 64th St. the problem. "We'll play exceptionally well for moments in the game and then we'll throw the ball away for the next few possessions," she said. A l ack of mental concentration is also part of the Rangers' inconsistency. Poor shot selection and an inability to work well as a team also are among the problems. But Miller looks forward to the remainder of this season and to next year. "We are very close to getting over the hump of winning consistently. I would anticipate us being a lot better next year because the freshmen are getting the playing experience they need," said Miller. The results of the Ranger's last five games: Carroll College over Parkside 75-65 in overtime; Parkside over National College of Education 64-62; Green Bay over Parkside 84-57; LaCrosse over Parkside 79-72; Augustana over Parkside 75-62. Leading Scorers: Susie Brugioni Mary Metcalf Kim Van Deraa Field Goals: Mary Metcalf Kim Van Deraa Successful Free Throw Attempts: Kim Van Deraa Julie Slatts 10.6 pts/game 10.5 pts/game 9.6 pts/game 53% 51% 85% 77% photo by Dave McEvoy Skier enjoying the Parkside course Cross country ski Great trails here by Hans Hauschild Would you like to ski for free at any time and get away from a crowded ski hill? You can do this by taking up cross-country skiing. Ed Wallen, Nordic Ski Club adviser, believes "a beginner should rent skis and go skiing with someone experienced first." A lesson from an instructor would be a good way to start. Parkside offers a cross-country skiing class worth one credit. Wallen suggests that everyone should try cross-country skiing. One can go at his own pace and it is excellent exercise. Besides exercise, crosscountry skiing provides a great escape from everyday pressures. People can escape to the beautiful scenery by skiing on the 15 miles of trails in the Parkside area. Parkside's Nordic Ski Club grooms three trails: one trail is on the national cross-country running course; another is the Campus Loop, which is the shortest and easiest trail; and the last is the Pike River Trail, which takes one to all the trails in the park. If you have never skied before and would like to try the trails, you can rent equipment from Parkside's Recreation Center. Student rates are $4.75 and nonstudent rates are $5.75 for four hours. Equipment can be purchased at local ski shops for as little as $100. From then on, skiing is free, except for occasionally waxing your skis and the new clothes you'll have to buy as you become more fit and trim. Both Mike Menzhuber, Recreation Center Manager, and Wallen recommend wearing layered clothing when skiing. Wallen said, "You will build up body heat and get very warm." Then you can always take off clothes - but you cannot always put on if it gets colder so be prepared. Other places to cross-country ski are Bong Recreation Center, Bristol Woods, Silver Lake, Johnson Park and River Bend. You can also ski at Americana Resort, Lake Geneva and Door County, although they are a little farther away. So get up from the television, away from the refrigerator and have fun seeing the beauty the trails offer. See you on the trails. IX-COUNTRY SKI RENTALS I In The Parkside Rec Center Mon. 12-2 p.m. Tues. 12-2 p.m./3-6:30 p.m. Wed. 12-2 p.m. Thurs. 12-2 p.m./3-6:30 p.m Student Ski Packages - Only s4.00 * * For More Information Phone 553-2408 X * x ********************************************:£* ranger__ Basketball ^hursda^^^uar^6^98^15 Rangers win four, lose two over break photo by Jay Rundles aims for the hoop against Concordia. Carrera leads team by Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor With Cornell Saddler out with an injury, it was up to somebody to pick up the slack for Parkside. Dan Carrera was the man. Carrera scored 21 points, his season high, and also collected 10 rebounds to help the Rangers- beat the Milwaukee Panthers 80-71. Parkside's record is now 12-4. Once again, the problem that has plagued the Rangers all season - loss of concentration - was present again. Parkside led 43-29 at halftime, but almost let the Panthers get back in the game. "I'm pleased we won, but it's still frustrating; we're still not playing as smart as we should be," said Johnson. "When I watch them practice, I see what they can do, and it bothers me when they don't play up to their potential in a game. It's too late in the season to be having mental lapses." Carrera led five Rangers in double figures. Dennis Davis had 18 points, Jay Rundles 14, Mike Henderson 10 and Greg Sipla came off the bench to also score 10. "Sipla came through for us," said Johnson. "I was really pleased. I also was happy with Vince Hall. He came off the bench and gave us good, steady play defensively." With only a few minutes left to play, the game was marred by an altercation between Rundles and Maurice Turner of the Panthers. The two fought for a rebound and there was excessive body contact. The two squared off and some punches were thrown, but players from both benches managed to break up the action. Turner and Rundles were both assessed technical fouls and ejected from the game. Erik Schten let Milwaukee with 18 points. Classified Ads• Services Offered CLINICAL HYPNOSIS : Lose weight, nnn ( srn , ok ' nS- improve study habits and test taking, reduce stress and pall Randall Potter at 414- arm i . more '"formation or an appointment. fvi*oF?ATE AND professional typing student and professional. 554-0492. For Sale r^INGJ°N MANUAL typewriter. OlllT°™ ti0n ' $2 °' fi8M396: writer r , EEX,CON 83DL ^'P6" Ttv-nuS.%a iS!fer - 632-3386. 2 Hnra* $35 °" 554-0698. Jisso.oo. esSew.' ExGellent condition - For Rent f'iendJVn1 rentals - Slam flunk your house" nV spa ' VVe deliver to your 553-9095 b Hot Tub Kenta,s - dazzle A%5NT,NE' S D&y. let Cupid ronvinfie r . swe etheart with his s '»s>n« Housing UPPER FLAT immediate occupancy. Close to UWP. Carpeted, appliances. 663-4580. APT. FOR rent at Orchard Court. One bedroom. Contact Shirley Schmerling at 553-2320. Help Wanted WANTED: A student. Spring Break Representative for Collegiate Tour and Travel. Earn complimentary trip and cash. Call now for more information at 612-780-9324 or write to Dan at 9434 Naples NE. Minneapolis MN 55434. Personals CHRISTOPHER MARCUS: Take the 11:00 class and the reward is purely imaginative. JOHN NIELSEN: Those "Blue Eyes" have once again lured me to your presence. Guess who? Aye. BRIDGET: WELCOME to the world. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Jim Neibaur. The Staff. JOHN F. HANSEN: Happy Birthday. I love you. Jen. HAPPY BELATED birthday. Shawn Falduto. I'll catch you again on April 13. by Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor While the rest of us were relaxing and enjoying our semester break, it was business as usual for the Parkside men's basketball team. They played six games over break, four on the road and two at home, and their record now stands at 11-4 through last Saturday. On Dec. 28, the Rangers played at the Brown County Arena against Green Bay, an NCAA Division I school. The Rangers used a six point spurt in a two-minute stretch late in the first half to jump ahead 27-23 at the half. The Phoenix used an eightpoint streak of their own to take a four point lead nine minutes into the second half. The Rangers pulled even again with 9:26 left, then traded baskets with the Phoenix until Dennis Davis made a lay up with 34 seconds to go to tie the game at 51-51. Green Bay called a time-out and set up for a last shot. Unfortunately for Parkside, the Phoenix got it. Bernie Tompa hit a 20-foot jump shot with two seconds left to win the game for Green Bay,53-51. Jay Rundles led all scorers with 17 points, while Cornell Saddler added 12 for the Rangers. Two days later, on Dec. 30, the Rangers traveled a short distance south to De Pere to take on St. Norbert College. Parkside, behind a strong defense and Saddler's 19 points and eight rebounds, beat the Knights 58-49. Rangers play Cardinal Stritch Monday, Jan. 20 at 7:30 p.m. The Rangers held a 33-21 rebounding advantage and shot an even 50 percent from the field. The Rangers celebrated the beginning of the new year on Jan. 4 by whipping the Minnesota-Duluth Bulldogs 76-52. Parkside held UMD, last year's NAIA District 13 champs, to 33.9 percent shooting from the floor. Saddler hounded the Bulldogs the entire game, scoring 28 points, mostly from eight feet or less. He scored 10 of his 16 first half points in the last four minutes. The Rangers led 37-26 at the half. The Parkside defense was stifling in the last 10 minutes of the game, allowing only 10 UMD points. Dennis Davis had a good game for the Rangers, scoring 17 points. Saddler was the leading rebounder with 10, and Mark Zukley had nine boards before fouling out four and a half minutes into the second half. On Jan. 8, the Rangers travelled to Chicago to battle Northeastern Illinois, and a battle it was. Parkside led by only two at half time, and they didn't allow the Golden Eagles to get any closer than three points in the second half en route to a 65-60 victory. Dan Carrera led the way for the Rangers, scoring 18 points and collecting 11 rebounds. Saddler I I 1 6 points before he went o ' with a leg injury. He came vn on another player's for and strained his leg. He w:. Ited for a walking cast, a: might be ready to play thio -aturday. With only two days rest, the Rangers played at home against a tough Concordia College team. Parkside trail- + ed at the half 37-31, but rallied to win 82-71 behind Davis' 24 points. Three other Rangers scored in double figures; Mike Henderson had 16, Carrera had 15, and Rundles 10. Last Saturday, Jan. 11, the Rangers had the always tough task of playing Stevens Point at home. The Rangers played hard, leading by as many as 10 points early in the second half, but the Pointers rallied to tie the game at the end of regulation. Parkside had a chance to win the * game, but missed a shot, with the Pointers getting the rebound. The game remained close during overtime, and was tied until four seconds left, when former Racine Lutheran star Tim Naegeli hit a turnaround, 25 foot jump shot to give Stevens Point the lead. The Rangers immediately called time out. After that, Parkside got the ball upcourt quickly, but Davis' desperation 35-footer missed the mark. "This one was hard to take," said head coach Rees* Johnson. "We just got tired and lost our concentration." Otf • FAST • SIMPLE • • EFFICIENT • NO COSIGNER REQUIRED Call any Kenosha Savings office Today! Receive your application in the mail Tomorrow! 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'7\1;" ' ~age3 " " " A ctive students featured Pages 6 and 7 Wrestlers take second Page /0 Thursday, December 12, 1985 T·· 2 Thursday, December 12, 1985 Editorial Bring cheer to the lessfortunate by Karl Dixon Nobody asked me, but Sun- day night was a bitch. It marked the passage of five empty years since the assas- slnatlon of John Lennon. That same night Variety Clubs of America honored Ronnie Reagan with a televiston spe, cial, and Charlton Heston placed him in the same league as Jefferson, Lincoln and Roosevelt. (Personally, I think Larry, Curley and Moe would have been more ap- propriate company.) And, ChrIstmas Is fast approach- mg. Don't get me wrong. I love Christmas. My brother has all his presents wrapped, and an electric candelabra flashes red and green in his room continously. My father brought home the worst tree that I have ever seen (he has since bought another), but he silenced my complaints by reminding me about the time I brought home the tree with the huge baId-spot. The oven Is ready to go, and my moth- er is eagerly preparing her Christmas cookie schedule. Yet, as I was sitting In my house with heat and roof that doesn't leak (except for the breezeway In torrential rains) I watched "60 MInutes" profl· Ie a town In Mississippi that practices segregation actively and I was appalled at the abo ject poverty that exists. Mo- rely Safer walked Into a house where a black woman lived with her ten (yes, TEN) children, and there was no toilet, the plumbing was a pipe In the floor and there were roaches crawling all over the walls and food. Immediately after that I watched President and Mrs. Reagan, dressed to the nines, • enjoy fine wine and food while they were surrounded and saluted by other "Beauti- ful People:' "God· Bless America" was played by the orchestra, and Reagan claim- ed that "God had shed his grace on Amerfca." r wished that someone would relay that fact to the woman in Mississippi. and I wondered what kind of Christmas she would have in comparison to Reagan. . The disparity between the rich and the poor in this coun- try becomes painfully and blatantly clear -durmg the holidays. Three years ago, in the midst of the Christmas shopping season. I got In line behind a woman at the gro- cery store whom the season's good cheer had Ignored. In her cart were 22 cans of cat- food and two boxes of crack- ers, which she paid for with food stamps. Judging from her dress. which was tatter- ed, and her cleanliness. which was lacking, I doubt that she was thinking of her pets. In reality, that was probably her week's .diet, and that, juxta- posed with a retail Christmas atmosphere. was unforgetta- ble. I shudder to think where she is today. I hope that everyone who has enough to eat and a place to sleep this Christmas w1ll take a few minutes to remem- ber those people who have to eat Christmas dinner at the .missions and sleep In the street. To them, "Auld Lang Syne" means finding a warmer place to escape the freezing temperatures of a midwestern winter. I would also urge people. While they are buying their gifts, to give a dollar to the members of the charitable or- ganizations that stand In the cold outside department stores. And. as they do, I hope they think of the man In Washington who has - done nothing to help these people, .and who has. in fact. helped them increase their ranks . He'll be eating gourmet food off fine china in sunny warm California - he's in a great position to say Ihat God's grace has been shed on America. Others are not so lucky, and they're cold and hungry. Presley says "thanks" To the Editor: I'd like to extend a thank- you to Jim Neibaur for his kind review of my book "Elvis and Me/' His evalua- tion of what I was trying to accomplish gives me a great satisfaction that it did come across and that four years of writing was well worth it. Again, my best to you. Sincerely, Priscilla Presley RANGEn "" \ l ,. "THE UN CELEBRATION OF ITS AGREEMENT. AFTER TEN GRUELING YEARS, UPONA DEFiNITION OF TERRORISM CAME TO A SCREECHINC HALT WHEN SOME GUY MENTIONED THAT THE seawo ITEM ON THE AGENDA WAS ro DEVISE A PLAN mO.ei4L WITH THE PROBLEM. A week at the Park Wind Ensemble concert set door is $1 for students and senior citizens and $2 for oth- ers. Movie: "Small Change" will Saturday, Dec. 14 be shown at 7:30 p.m. In the MovIe: "Small Change" wlIl Union Cinema. All seats are be repeated at 8:30 p.m, In sold for the Thursday Foreign the Union Cinema. All seats Film Series. are sold for the Saturday For- Concert: featuring the Park- eign Film Series. side Wind Ensemble at 8 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 15 in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission at the Movie: "Small Change" will ~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~ B~... Season's Greetings f j_I~~ f h f B i,' '" rom t e, J I.". R:anger. Staff. f B. Publication WIll resume « . .. .. - f I Ja~. 1~,1986. f ~~~aqt~~~~l~~~L3**J EVENTS Thursday, Dec. 12 be repeated at 2 p.m, in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series will be avaIlable at the door. Wednesday, Dec. IS COncert: reaturtng the Park. side Wind Ensemble all p.m. in Main Place. The event is open to the public at no char- ge. WRITERS Terry Byrne, Gretchen Gayhart .. Krlsty Harrlnglon, Carol Kortendtck, Kim Kranich, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Scot! McDonald, Mike RohI, Bill Serpe, Steve Taylor. Nick Toper. Laureen Wawro. Jennie Ttlnkieicz Editor .Bob KiesllJig Campus New8 EdItor Karl Dixon COmmunlty News Editor Jim Nelbaur Feature Editor Gary Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor Rich Blay Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Ian Jack Advertising Manager Michael Firchow Distrlbutlon Manager Brenda Buchanan •..••••••••••...••••••••Asst. Business Manager Ranger is written and edited by studenis. at UW·Park3ide and they ar~ solel'J! responsible fOT its editoriaJ policy and content. Ranger 1$published every ·Thursday during the academic year ex' , cept during breaks and holidays_ All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wiscon.·dn-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha WI 53141. It ,Telephone (414) 553-2295 or (41~) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double· ... spaced on standard size paper. 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Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1985-12-12 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System Christmas concert student housing wind ensemble https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/7eb49a8cac7dbedb734858a23e1b9c64.pdf 3950d15073f7df62eaed592a1a36e62a Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 14 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Chancellor candidates submitted Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document John Lennon remembered Page 7 Wrestler does well PageU 'l'Jiursday, December 5, 1985 .. ~ 'University of Wisconsin.Parkside Volume 14, No. 14 Doz·ingon the job Construction for en-campus housing began last week. IPitchers reborn? by Karl Dixon J'fews Editor A IDOUon to reinstitute pltclers of soda and beer, and carafesof wine was ap- pI'OVtc\ by the Parkside Union Advisory Board at their meet- Inf two weeks ago. Pitchers and carafes were removedfrom the Union after the drinking age was legally raised to 19. A phone survey done, however, revealed that cmIy three other UW cam- puses, In addition to Par-kat- de. have stopped selling pllchersand carafes. UW·La· Crosse, Madison, Milwaukee, OshIrosh, Platteville, Stevens PolDtand Stout all serve pitchers,and all of them with ~except1on of LaCrosse and ,""waukee are open to all ltudents, regardless of age. Keith Harmann, PUAB :::m""r, said that. he made motion because he ~ht tt would be good for ..... morale of the student ""Uf. UHaving pitchers and :res would make it more Venient for friends and :-mates to get together," laid. "That way they ::flln't have to up to the bar ,\~ally . to get beer or ;:. Iiarmann also said ~er sales are down from lbllt s years, and the avall- ,..yty of pitcher and carafes !OuIIIn!J1creaseprofits. "I u... t have made this mo·. "'s If I thought that there _sating to be a problem," ~ DIrector BI1l Niebuhr t the avallabl1lty of objects that make the sharing ·of aicohoi possible could put the schooi in a vulnerable postition because of the 19- year-old drinking law. "I was surprised to learn about the number of schools that were open to all students and serving pitchers," Nie- buhr said in reference to the survey. "I have no objectlon to increasing revenue, but I think that it wouid put us in a vulnerable position in regard to the law." "I would be real concerned about taking an action at this point in time," said Jennifer Price, Director of Student Life. "There is too much volatility in the air to reiax our regulations." There are several factors that are contributing to the voiatility, Price said, Includ- ing a possibie 21.year·old drinking age. and the devel- opment of some specific guideiines by the Board of Regents. ."It wouldn't surprise me if some of the other schools are. now grappling with the same types of problems (with refer- ence to underage drinking) we were dealing with a year and a half ago,". she said. OWe were just a ntue ahead of the game." . Price said that beer sales are down, not only in Wisc~n. in but across the entire ~o~ntry; however, the sale ~~ soda has increased propo tionately. d "I am willing to be swaye , but ·we need to change th~ pollcies for good reasons, Pitchers see page 3 Chancellor candidates submitted by Kari Dixon News Editor One of the five finallsts chosen by the Search and Screen Committee will be named chancellor sometime in February, according to committee chair Bob Canary. The names of the candidates, chosen after weeks of work by the committee, have been forwarded to acting UW·Sys. tern President Katherine Lyall. Incoming UW·System President Kenneth Shaw and Lyall will review the Indivtdu- als and make recommenda. tions to the Regents' Selection Committee. The committee wtll then make its recommen- dations to the full Board of Regents, who will then take action on the choice someti- me in February: Canary and other commit- tee members are in Madison today sharing their opinions on the candidates with Lyall. "We have recommended the names of five people who are ready and able to do the job," Canary said. "Some of us are traveling to Madison to talk to President Lyall just to convey the sense of what the committee has found." Cana. ry said he did not expect a chancellor to be named until February, but he expected that a decision will be made by Lyall and Shaw before the reommendations are presen- ted to the Regents' Commlt· tee. "Lyall and Shaw proba- bly know somelhing about each of the candidates, but they may do some additional checking," Canary said. Student commlttee member Jennie Tunkielcz said she la confident about the candt- dates passed on to President Lyall. "I am confident that the commJttee did a good job In choosing viable candt- dates." she sald. "I hope the Board of Regents will arrive at a quick and thorough dect- ston." Student loans in jeopardy The Senate and House wtu vote Tuesday on a federal debt reduction bill that could, if passed, eliminate guaran- teed student loans, cut in half the number of Pell Grants available and reduce work study funds by more than one-half their current amount. The Gramm-Rudman Amendment is a piece of leg- islation calling for these reductions, and education is only one of several social pr~. grams this bill would elimi- nate in order to reduce $180 billion in deficit by 1991. The bill has been in House com- mittee and will be introduced on the floors of both houses next week. "This is bad news. It's a very serious issue," said PSGA Senator and United Council Legislative Affairs Representative Adrian Ser-r-a- no. "If this passes. guaran- teed student loans are out the window." Serrano said that education funds are cut the most drasti- cally in this attempt to bal- ance the budget. Defense funding, he noted, is not cut at all. This week PSG A has been writing letters to Senators Robert Kasten and William Proxmire and Representative Les Asptn. urging them to vote against the bl1l. "PSGA is ha vlng a letter- writing drive. and pena and paper will be available in our office. We will even pay the postage," Serrano said. "We are urging all students to cali their representatives and let them know how they {eel." A four-page information packet, as well as posters, will be distributed, and serra- no hopes this will inform stu- dents of the ramifications at this bill. "There will be no student loans if this passes because the incentive that banks had to loan money w1ll be taken away," he said. Main Place design plans halted by Bill Serpe A plan to expand middle Main Place to include infor- mal meeting areas has been stalled by the administration. A source close to the ad- ministration, who asked not to be named. suggested the project was halted because other members of the adrnin- istration were against ~e plan, although they gave no reasons. But Acting Chancellor Betty Shutler said the main problem is money. HWe're not sure about fund· ing," Shutler said. "It is possible that the necessary monies might be avaliable, but we're not certain where we can get it from." Shutler said administrators had not made a decision on whether the project, which was started by former Chan- cellor Alan Guskin, would be completed. The Campus Planning Corn- mittee will consider the proj- ect, Shutler said. Skelly Warren of the Dra- matic Arts Department had designed the project. which was to include tables and chairs in Main Place to pro- vide a more inviting setting. PSGA President Patrick Ramsdeli said students had never been asked whether they wanted the project. "I don't believe students were ever asked for any input," Ramsdell said. "Student Input could Influ· ence the design plan," Shul- ler said, "but It Is unlikely that student interest could generate any funding." Assistant to the Assistant Chancellor Jenny Price said the administration "had not Indicated adequate financing or widespread support. ,. Shutler said she wanted to see the project finished but that money Is the biggest problem. With the state's budget so tlght, Shutler said. many agencies are shuffling money around. and they are not spending money on frills. "And interior decoraUon." Shutler sald, "is looked at as frills. 'I Thursday, December 5, 1985 3 iudgetincrease~ sought byJenme TunkieICz requesting sUbstant" 1 Editor creases. ia in- last week. PAB (Parkside Activities Adrian Serrano, SUFAC Board) is requesting a 609 chair, said the committee felt percent increase in th: PAB submited an incomplete bUd&et,or $32,339 in additi~::: rationale for the request. so al funding. This budg'et In- the or'garrizatton was asked to crease would raise student submtt a b~tter justification fees by aprox-imately $4 er and. meet with the committee student per semester. P agam. PAB is the organization Peer Support, the organtza- .which programs cam us a tion for non-traditional stu- tlvities, such as p fllm~- dents, Is requesting $12,015in dances, special events d additional funds, which is a other entertainment. ~e 261:1percent budget increase. budget increases include This increase would raise $8,000 additional money for segregated fees by $1per stu- films, $5,000 for lectures and dent per semester. $10,000for a major concert Peer Support officers will SUFAC -dectded to table the present their budget to organization's request after SUFAC today. meeting with P AB ff" PSGA (Parkside Student o icers SUFAC see page 15 ==Letters to the Editor'=== Says queen not elected by BSO News briefs ,\tIt1etlcs and the Chlld care Center, in addition to everalstudent organizations, :,. seeking large budget In- creases which, If passed, . fiOUldincrease student fees. SUF,\C (Segregated Fees AI1OCatio n Committee) Is still seeJdng student opinion about theseIncreases. Student fees wouldIncrease by about $5.75 per full·llme student, per semester,which would trans- late Into $93.50per semester per student. Last year the segregated fee charge was $82 perstudent. SUFACwl11review 17 cam- pusbudgets; five of these are Lung cancer declines in male population The incidence of lung canc- er in white males has dropped significantly for the first time in 50 years. the New York Times reported. According to the National Cancer Institute, the decrease can be attributed to a sharp decrease in smoking. "This proves people can successful- ly reduce their cancer risk by quitting smoking," said Dr. Vincent T. DeVita, Jr. Lung cancer rates among women and black men did not show similar declines, though. Women have not given up smoking at the same rate as men, and the met- dence of lung cancer among black men may be influenced by other factors, officials said. As for white men "I th1nk It's a milestone, .. 'said Ed- ward Sondik, Chief of the In- sUtute's SurveUlance and Operations Branch. elected by the entire organi- zational body. Also, the Ranger should ask Ernestine Weisinger who the other five candidates were who compe- ted against Charlotte Davis for the crown. I am sure that the members of BSO, as well as the rest of the Parkside 'student body, would like to To theEditor: In regard to your article "8S0 Coronation..." (Nov. II) onCharlotte Davis, BSO Queen: It should be known by the student body of UW-P thatDavisdoes not represent theentire Black Student Or- gamzation,since she was pot know this. The fact Is that no one ran against Davis for queen of BSO. Members of BSO were informed of a so- called "election" at a meet- ing in mid-October. Perhaps the Ranger should check its facts before printing a story about BSO. LA for refugees The Government's top immigration official on the West Coast says he will explore whether Los Angeles can be cut off from receiving federal funds after the City CouncLlde- clared it a sanctuary for Central American political refu- gees, Associated Press reported. Harold Ezell, Western regional Director of the United States Immigration and Naturalization Service, said "I feel so strongly that the Los Angeles Olty Council made a very poor decision that I have asked wasnington. my headquarters, to find out legally what we can do to change the situation." The resolution, approved last week, forbids city employ- ees from considering resident status when dLspensing services. It also reaffirms a pollee department polley against arresting or detaining undocumented immigrants merely for being in Los Angeles illegally. Jill Killian Rush -too much for reviewer TotheEditor: In a recent article, Jim N ei- baur took the history of Rush and turned it around 180 de- grees,He says that "their earlier albums are sorely missed"and "they are trying to sound like Genesis or Yes." Healso says their "en- tire existence is based on the standard sell-out proce- dures ." JIM! WAKE UP! In the 1985 readers' poll of "Mustcl- an Magazine" (not "Cir- CUS"), musicians were voted on by their peers. And who WOn the best drummer and best bassist caption? Why none other than Neal Peart and Geddy Lee. Pretty good for a couple of "boring and tiresome" musicians. sion gets more and more ad- vanced. Adding synthesizers and electronics doesn't make them commercial. They use electronics to their advantage and they do a damn good job of it (like a good musician does). Technology keeps pushing and Rush is right out in front. After "Fly By Night," they just kept .going right over your head and they will continue to as long as you are a bullheaded traditional- ist. Rush is still a power trio, it's just more power than you can handle! People like you don't know good music because you are too closed-minded and you can't accept change. If Rush stiU played songs like "Work- ing Man," they wouldn't have influenced so many great, Ie- tigimate musicians. Rush is musicians' music, so you are already unqualified to review it. If you think Rush is going downhill, you must be a typt- cal, musically impotent lis- tener. Every album in succes- Mistake burns up family Volunteer firemen watched while a mobile home In De- Soto, Montana burned, after the fire chief said they mista- kenly thought the family had not paid for protection, As· soclated Press reported. The fire destroyed all the famlly's possessions, includ- Ing their dog. "By the time we got home, everything was smolder- lng," said Debra Weindel, who Uved in the mobile home. "They wouldn't even pour a pitcher of water on It." County Presiding Judge Ralph Krodl1nger said the de- partment has a strict pollcy against protecting property for which the $12.50 fire protection tags have not been purchased. The Weindels had purchased the small blue tag In October, 1984for protection through next JUly. Michael Piehl Fridgecomments heartless, insensitive To theEdllor: ~ am a transfer student attn} UW·Parkside presently lloeMln g UW-Whitewater. wever, I still read the ::a ger occasionally as I at- Med Parkslde for three ~s and am Interested to Whatis going on. In Thereason I am writing Is S 1'l!gardsto the article Gary ..~~eberger wrote entitled 'Frid dr asked me, but ... The ..... ge leaves me cold." I ho extremely shocked at ~ a writer, as you so c~H and raelf, could be so crude Pe~sensilive about William y~re were several parts in ang article that made me so lIoitry· I think your descrip- 1Q8.I;fWilliam Perry as "a , blob of blubber whose I'm sure what Is going through Ditka's mind is not that he' is a "blockade" or "fat" as you say. Secondly, to top off the end of your article you have the audacity to call Mr. Perry and "overweight UNDERACHIEVER!" What does size have to do with being an underachiever? From your remarks, it appar- ently makes a difference to you. Well, Mr. Schneeberger, I certainly hop~ you are not as heartless and insensitive as your article makes you out to be. No matter what race, eth- nic background, PHYSICAL SIZE, etc., everyone has feel- Ings and I hope you remem- ber that the next time you write another article. Sincerely, Karen T. Olson only athletic prowess has thus far been manifest in his abil- ity to run over someone weighing 80 lbs. less than he does" was downright cruel. Just because he 'is a large man, does that mean he is less talented or less of a human being than someone half his size? pbviously, not according to his performan~e on the footbaU field. There IS more to his "athletic prow- ess" than just the phYSical aspect In the game of foot- baH. What an Insult to make such a comment! There were two other par· agraphs In your article that I would definitely llke to com- ment on, First of all, how do YOU know how Bears' coa.ch Mike Ditka "forklifts" hlm into the backfield for a g,oa,l; line situation? YOU DpN T.. Pitchers, carafes may return to Union said, "I went to school In a state where the drinking age was 21 and 1 was young once." The recommendation is now in the hands of the Chan- cellor, and Price said that any alcohol policy changes would require the Chancel· lor's approval. "I am sure that she and Michael (Bassls, Assistant Chancellor) will need to be convinced of the same things that I need to be convinced of before approv- ing any Changes." Pitchers from page 1 she continued. "I think It would be irresponsible for us to lake an action only be- cause it would increase beer sales. That's not what we are here for." Price said that she would be wl11ingto experiment with events that would only be open to 19·year-olds, and would feature pitchers, but she really would like to see Union Square .remain open to all students. "1 am not an anti-alcohol person, " she Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 14, December 5, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1985-12-05 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System board of regents bob canary censorship kenneth shaw search and screen committee uw-system president katherine lyall https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/3f6d3db6e783fd157fa812a92d259f3c.pdf f92605913ee974e0f39af094c90844fc Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 13 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Housing: Construction begins Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Miss Racine looks back Page 6 Thursday, November 21,1985 Jazz dance sroun performs Page to Men's, women's basketball begins Page 11 • ~ University of Wisconsin.Parkside Volume 14, No. 13. HQusing Construction begins The University of wtscon. stn-Parkstde Benevolent Foundation is expected to ac- cept a bid for construction of on-campus student housing Thursday, a foundation mern- ber said Monday. Tom Krimmel, director of development and alumni es. fairs, said Bukacek Construe. tion Inc. of Racine submitted the lowest of three bids and Is expected to begin work this week. , Bukacek's base bid was $2,973,000,which does not In. elude work on plumbing,. heating, air conditioning, flooring or appliances. Plumbing and heating, which Bukacek will subeon- tract, Is expected to cost $591,271,Krimmel said. Brrr... Thebarren trees and the cold weather show that winter Is on Its way, Child Care makes plans by Karl Dixon News Editor The question of what to do With sick children Who need day-care service is currently onTheminds of both the ad. minislration of the Child Care' Center and the parents who USe the service. . .Theproblem of what to do with children who are suffer- U1g from a cold, the sniffles Orother non-serious maladies ~~n be answered, believes erry Thomas, assistant COOrdinatorof the Child Care Center; by uttliatng space In area hospitals. atCurrently, a program exists in ~t. Mary's Medical Center acine that does care for mildly ill children. Indlvidu- ~ m~st pre-register for "Kid ho re, . and they pay $3·,an ur. I ~ have a lot of dreams and ve pUtSOmeeffort Into es. l.abllshlng this type of pro- gram in Kenosha, o. Thomas said. A program like "Kid Care" was originally supposed to be developed at a Kenosha hos- pil.al, but a serious logistical problem developed and the plans were abandoned. "We wanted to use space on the third floor, and the state would not support us because you have to be on the ground floor if you want to care for infants," she said .• 'Then, the hospital lost Interest." . . Thomas said she 15 etfll researching the problem and is still hoping to establish a service in Kenosha. However, one of the most famous child- care services for ill children In the counlry Is In Berkeley, Calif .• where an apartment is rented and staffed by indlvld· uals.· "Child-care .advocates Child Care see page 4 State Construction of Ke- nosha was the next lowest bidder, with a base bid of $3,078,000, and Riley Con. struction, also of Kenosha. submitted a base bid of $3,149,000. l Foundation membEWS re- jected a first round Jlf bids last month because they ranged from $4.2 million to $4.4 million, and the founda- tion had set the project's cost' at $3.4mll1ion. KrImmel said the founda- tion has indicated the Intent to accept Bukacek's bid so the contractor can begin con. struction this week. I A formal groundbreaklng. ceremony Is scheduled for Dec. 16. Search and screen progresses by Karl Dixon News Editor the committee, as of today, has met with seven candidates .and next week will decide whether or not It wants to In.. terview an additional one or two individuals. If It decides not to, It will make Its recom- mendation from the candl. dates who have already been Interviewed. The Dec. 1 deadline has been self-Imposed, and some of the committee members may do some additional tel- ephoning to gather additional Information from the eanet- dates Interviewed thus far, accprdlng·to Canary. "We don't make the deel- ston, we only have to recom.· mend five or more names," Canary said. "If we need more time, we'll take it." Sing! The CItor~le Is shown practicing for their concert, which was held Tuesday evening. The Chancellor Search and Screen Committee Is planning to recommend the names of five or more candidates to the Board of Regents by Dec. 1, according to Chair Robert Ca. nary. Canary, who Is also chair of the Humanities Division, said �----------------------. 2 Thursday, November 21, 19811 EJJiJ!JJifll AIDS ban,deplorable WELL, 'roU oor WH.U 'ltlU WANfEI). MRS. PRlJDNIK THE ALL'mE AL8lWIS HAVE LYRICS PRINTED RIGHT ON THE COVER. _ ..... ~::::::--:: ~-~..., ~ The AiDs hysteria Is getting out of hand and must stop. The Racine School Board voted 8 to 3 in favor of excluding victims of AIDS from at. tendin2' or working at schools. The action proves how dangerous Ignorance is. AIDS has NOT been proven to be casually transmitta- ble. ThIs means that you cannot 'get AIDS from a door- knob. or from misdirected saIlva, a handshake. a sneeze or cough or by breatltlng the same air as a victim. AIDS can be contracted through the exchange of the bodily fluids semen and blood. The Board's decision was an emotional reaction, not a scientific one, which was promulgated by sensationalism. How unfortunate that the Board decided to act on hearsay rather than research and fact. Indeed AIDS Is serious problem. However, this "solu- tion" merely"adds to public misguidance. In an attempt to protect the Innocent the Board over- looked the ctvil rights of the victims. How far must this go? Should we banish victims to cells, tatoo a disease symbol on their foreheads. or maybe just kill them? , Discrimination won out over education on this Issue. Nothing positive wI1l be gained by blacklisting students and staff. , Let's serlousiy look at ways to educate our youth about such diseases. Teach them how to prevent AIDS from spreading. Provide them with toilet seat covers If that Is a concern. Teach them to deal with these important issues. not ""-it and hide from them. The Racine School Board m~ a great opportunlty to put their purpose Into prac- tlce, ,.Jhtch Is to provide a quality education to .students. Stop the unfounded hysteria and start learning about the real problems and the real dangers of AIDS. Teach our children the facts. nol the falactes. 80 that they may make wiser decisions than adults now make. . Letter to the Editor Fudge on "'Fridge" unnecessary Dear Editor, American at Clemson UniVer. sity and be was a highly tout. Gary' L. Schneeberger's ed prospect In the opening "Nobody asked me. but ...•• rounds of the -recent spring column of Nov. 14 was unnec- .NFL draft. As .for- him being essary and very "predictable', -a 308-lb. blob of~blubber who of him. He Is Supposedly an resembles a blockade rather entertainment crine . Why Is ·than a blocker. I disagree he 'off attacking the sports with Mr. Schneeberger world? Perry Is a superb athiete. Not William "Refrigerator" only Is he extremely. qufck for. Perry is much' better than, 'his size, but he Is very agile most people are 'giving him and lnte11lgent. His tremen- credit for. That is to say, the dous acceleration from the unknowledgable football fans line of scrimmage Is a plus on - people who have never "hls pressuring the quarter. played the game nor studied back. It. For those of you who don't I do agree with Mr. Sch•. know, Perry was an, All· neeberger on one thing though: McMahon's and Pay. ton's ., contributions to IJle Bears do ,generally 110 unher., < ,aided. But wbat else Is new? William "Refrigenitor" 'Perry will be the same way ,soon. He does contribute to ,- the Bears t defense and offen- se ,very well; when all the at. tention drifts away. there w:Ill be Perry. unheralded just like Walter Payton Is. • And to be frank, "The Fridge" does bring back fun Into the NFL, The name of the column is correct: "Nobody did ask you, Gary." A.M. Fedetz Schneeberger wrong on both counts To the Editor: In his recent article, Gary L. Schneeberger had nothing nice to say about William "The Fridge" Perry. Being that he Is a Packer fan. It Is very understandable. Gary, you seem a little miffed that a "308-lb. blob of blubber" plays against people weighing 80 lbs. less. If the Fridge played for the Packers, you would be glad to have that size and power on your team. You say, "He's a blockade, not a blocker. He's fat. not fantastic." What a bogus statement considering he ar- ready has scored two tOUCh- downs, assisted in others and has proved himself on the de- fensive line. When Mike Dltka uses the Fridge. he is playing smart football (the o\>ject of the game IS to score points and to win). The Fridge Is bringing excitement back to the NFL. With regard to your article' on Sting, you mention his new band that "inclUdes Miles DaVIs' bassist Branford Mar. salls ..." Gary. that's news to 'me! You see, SAXOPHONE player Branford .Marsalis DOES NOT play bass guitar. Because of your apparent mustcat knowledge and the fact that a saxophone could look a lot like a bass guitar, I .(: can understand this mistake. But In the future, Gary, please do a little more re- search before you write. (1 quote) "You'll appear much less assinine for your ef- forts." - -- Rex Rukavina .Jennie Tunldelcz: :.Edltor Bob KlesUng Campus News Editor Karl Dlxoa· ..••• COmmuofty News EdlIor ,,1m Nelbaur ..•••••••••••••• Feature EdItor ,Gary ~rger Asst. Feature Editor RIch Blay Sports EdItor Dave McEvoy •••••·••••• Pboto EdItor A.ody BlJcb.nan·· ••••••~••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Bus1Des. Manager laD .Jact· ..••••••·•••••• Advertlslng Manager Michael Fircbow·······••••...•••.•.••••..•••.Distribution Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Terry Byrne, Gretchen Gayhart, Kristy Harrington, Carol Kortendlck. Kim Kranich, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr. Scott McDonald. Mike Rohl, Bill Serpe, Steve Taylor, Nick Toper, Laureen Wawro. ' Ranger Is .written and edited by stuilenis at ,UW-Parkaide and they ar~ 801el¥ re8ponsib}e for its editorilll policy and conteftt. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 13, November 21, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Saffioti Dick Cavett Basketball - ^ ^ ^ goes cable interview preview Page 6 Page 7 Page 12 ~ ip- Thursday, November 14, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Volume 14, No. 12 Here comes the sun photo by Jack Bornhuetter The Library Learning Center building was caught at the crack of dawn before the sun could break the dark. Child care funds in jeopardy By Kari Dixon News Editor Part One Of a Two-Part Series Forty-seven children currently cared for by the campus Child Care Center will be affected by a state program that has run out of funds for this fiscal year. The program, Title 20, is a Federal grant program allocating federal funds to state governments for child care purposes, including hospitalization and day-care. The money received by the state governments is allocated to the counties by the states. "Each county gets a certain amount of money based on past usage," said Sherry Thomas, Child Care Center assistant coordinator. "The counties are better off using the money, otherwise their successive funding will be lower for the following year." In other words, she said, if a county is assigned $90,000 and only uses $70,000, it will lose the $20,000 for the following year. Each individual county can decide how much of the child care it will pay, and what criteria the applicants must meet. "We have several children served by this program in two counties (Racine and Kenosha)," Thomas said. "One county goes very indepth in reference to the information that is requested, and the other does not. For the months of November and December, the Racine County program has run out of funds^and individuals Child Care see page 2 SUFA C seeks opinions on seg. fee increases by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Segregated fees may increase by $5.75 per student per semester next year. SUFAC (Segregated Fees Allocation Committee) wants to know what students think about the possible increase. Three student organizations are requesting substantial budget increases which would raise the amount Parkside students pay in fees. Fulltime students would pay $93.50 in segregated fees each semester with these increases. Last year the segregated fee charge was $82 per student. Tuition costs are mandated by the state. Segregated fees, however, are determined by each individual campus. At Parkside segregated fees are set by an eight-member student committee which reviews the budget requests submitted by student groups and campus service organizations. Segregated fees support services for students, such as athletics, Child Care Center, Health Center, Union building, Housing, student clubs, organizations, and others. After SUFAC accepts or rejects each individual budget, they then submit an overall budget to the student Senate for approval. The budget is then submitted to the chancellor and, if approved, sent to the Board of Regents for final approval or disapproval. Adrian Serrano, SUFAC chair, said Parkside is below the average for segregated fee charges compared with other UW System campuses. He is concerned, though, that students may not want their segregated fees to rise, or that the Board of Regents may not accept a substantial fee increase. "SUFAC has a difficult task in front of them. On one hand some organizations want big increases. With these increases, the groups feel they can serve the student body better. On the other hand, by increasing their budgets we would have to increase student fees," said Serrano. Serrano said student fees may increase despite the requests by groups to raise their budgets. "Enrollment at Parkside has been declining, so even if all the budgets stayed the same the student fees may increase to make up the decline in students," he said. Student input is being sought by SUFAC to see if students want fees to increase. "I'm asking for student opinion. Student leaders say that students are willing to pay a few more dollars a semester for more student activities or better service. I want to find out if that is true," said Serrano. Serrano wants students to drop a note for or against the increases in the PSGA office, WLLC D139A. The notes do not have to be signed but should include the student's ID number. Serrano said student input will become part of the rationale which will be sent to the Board of Regents. The three student-run groups requesting substantial budget increases are PAB (Parkside Activities Board), Peer Support and PSGA (Parkside Student Government Association). PAB is the organization which programs films, dances and many other activities on campus. PAB is asking for a $32,339 in additional funding, which is a 60.9 percent increase over their budget from last year. This budget increase would increase segregated fees by aproximately $4 per student. PAB's budget increases include a $8,000 for films, $5,000 for lectures and $10,000 for a major concert. Keith Harmann, PAB president, said, "Our goal is to provide better quality entertainment which is not necessarily available on campus. This will in turn create a better feeling of community here and help to make Parkside more of a 'real' university." Harmann said the increase in film funding would help to bring back the free Tuesday films sponsored by PAB last year. He said that quality films are expensive, and it is also necessary to pay a projectionist. PAB is requesting money to sponsor a major concert, which would feature a national touring act, for the next school year. Harmann said that up until a few years ago, PAB sponsored a major concert every year. The last major concert presentation was Donny Iris in 1984 at The End. In addition to major concerts, PAB would also like to revive their Perfoming Arts and Lecture series which would feature nationally known lecturers. "We have in the past presented many interesting lecturers and sucessful concerts. But what was quality entertainment in the past costs more now and, our budget hasn't increased to reflect that in years," said Harmann. Harmann is also seeking student input about the increases, for his and the other groups, by gathering student signatures on petitions. Peer Support, the organization for non-traditional students, is requesting $12,015 in additional funds, which is a 269.1 percent increase over their last budget. This increase would raise segregated fees by $1 per student. Some of the bigger in- Fees see page 2 2 Thursday, November 14, 1985 RANGER ^ I THINK 1 MUST WARN YOU V THAT WE MAY BE DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO AN ARMS AGREEMENT WITH THE SOVIETS... j Fees may rise if budgets increase Fees from page 1 creases requested by Peer Support include $1,533 for secretary salary, $1,419 in supplies/services, $600 in travel and $7,500 in meetings and programs. Beverly Landreman, Peer Support president, said the group's past budget of $4,840 was not enough money to have effect programs. Peer Support is planning to sponsor a state-wide conference for all UW-System Peer Support members and their advisors. The additional funding which the organization is requesting for meetings would offset the cost for future conferences and help improve the conferences, said Landreman. "We are proud of Parkside and the opportunities to be found here. We feel the conference will further the image of Parkside,'' she said. Although Peer Support was able to plan a conference for March without a budget increase, Landreman said, "We can't play the pauper role for too long. We won't be able to provide a better quality conference without the funding." The request for an increase in a secretary's salary would enable Peer Support to hire two secretaries, one in the day and one for the evening, which they feel would better meet the needs of the nontraditional students. "Currently we are not able to reach evening students and that is when many nontraditional come to school," said Landreman. "Our previous budget did not allow for growth in Peer Support." PSGA is requesting $4,139 in additional funding, which is a 32.6 percent increase over last year. This request would raise segregated fees by aproximately 50 cents. . Some of the bigger increases in the PSGA budget include $1,500 in travel, $1,500 in office equipment, $500 in community outreach and $650 for committees. "I think this is an extremely appropriate budget. It is not padded and it is not elaborate; it is practical," said Pat Ramsdell, president. Ramsdell said the additional funding is necessary in order to better meet the needs of the students and help the PSGA office function more efficiently. Serrano said some of the increases could be paid out of the reserve accounts of these organizations. He warned that this is not the best solution. "That would be taking money out of the pot. "I feel that all three of these organizations could do great things with more money. However, enrollment is declining and we can't increase the budget too much because the Board of Regents might not accept it. Serrano urged students to come to the PSGA office and express their opinions these increases. on Child care funds endangered by cuts Child Care from page 1 in the program will have to pay additional child care expenses. "For the month of November, we have to pay twentyfive percent of the cost, and for December we have to pay fifty-percent," said Mary- Etta Bublitz, a Title 20 member who uses the Child Care Center. "That's an unexpected additional expense." Thomas said Kenosha County expects a decrease in its funds for next year, and Racine County may switch to a waiting list because it cannot fill the demand. "The program is available to people who are employed, but who earn below a certain wage level," Thomas said. "That includes quite a few people." Anyone interested in the program should contact Susie Ramirez at the Racine Human Services Offices, or Phil Hendricks at the Kenosha Social Services Office. Interested applicants can receive more information at the Financial Aid Office in Tallent Hall. The ".Fridge99 leaves me cold by Gary L. Schneeberger Before I even begin, I'll answer both complaints this piece is going to prompt. First, I assure you all that I realize the issue I'm about to address isn't earth-shatteringly important. Nevertheless. it does suggest something about the social climate of this country, and in that light it warrants the space it's being given. Second, I confess to being a Green Bay Packer fan. However, before you assume this article represents the ravings of a savagely sore loser, I fully acknowledge that the Chicago Bears are a much better football team than Forrest Gregg's Gaffers. There. Now I can start. Over the past month, the American media and the American public has fallen prey to "Refrigerator Mania." No, this doesn't mean everyone else is overeating as ravenously as Nell Carter. It means something worse. It means supposedly conscious, upright organisms are becoming mesmerized by a 308-lb. blob of blubber whose only athletic prowess has thus far been manifest in his ability to run over someone weighing 80 lbs. less than he does. His name is William Perry. Fanatics lovingly call him The Fridge. I loathingly call him The Fraud. My remarks are not meant as a personal affront to Mr. Perry; I've never met him , and he's probably a very genial chap, although I don't think I'd invite him over for dinner. Instead, my vehemence is directed at that incredibly narrow-minded section of the populace that is heralding The Fridge's exploits as the Second Coming. If they're right, I'm glad I missed him the first time around. Those who bleat about The Fridge's latest foray onto the field are mistaking his status as a sideshow attraction for true superstardom. When Bears' coach Mike Ditka forklifts him into the backfield for a goal-line situation, he isn't doing so because Perry is as good an athlete as Walter Pay ton. He's doing it because Perry's waistline and his jersey number are nearly identical - 72. He's a blockade, not a blocker. He's fat, not fantastic. CBS Sports commentator Brent Musburger said Sunday that The Fridge is bringing fun back into the NFL. As usual, Brent's wrong. What Perry is really doing is unwarrantedly copping media attention during a season in which teammates like Payton and Jim McMahon are having MVP-caliber years. And without the performances of these real talents, all 300-plus pounds of William Perry wouldn't tip the scales to the tune of a 10-0 Bear record. So wake up, sports fans. Stop singing songs about an overweight underachiever and reserve the kudos for those whove earned them. You'll appear much less assinine for your efforts. Nobody asked me, but... *00 Jennie Tunldeicz Editor Kari Dixon News Editor Bob Kiesling Asst. News Editor Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Rich Blay Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Gary Schneeberger Copy Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Ian Jack Advertising Manager Michael Firchow Distribution Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Corby Anderson, Gretchen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah, Kristy Harrington, Kim Kranich, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Bill Serpe, Laureen Wawro. PHOTOGRAPHERS Scott Curty, Jack Bornhuetter, Kris Odegaard. Ranger is written ami edited, by students at UW-Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy ami content. Ranger is published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. All correspondence should' be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parksidc. Box No. 2000, Kenosha W1 531 il. Telephone (1,1/,) 553-2295 or (!,1!,) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, doublespaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be.withheld upon request. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. <90 0* HANGER BSO denied paper funds Thursday, November 14, 1985 3 The Budget and Review Committee Monday turned down a request from the Black Student Organization to start a minority student newpaper. BSO submitted a request for $622.95 to start a monthly, minority-oriented student newspaper for the campus and community because members said there is a need to present a minority viewpoint at Parkside and in the area. The committee rejected the request, BSO member Greg Holcomb said, because the minority group did not seek to have stories published in the Ranger, and that granting the request would set a precedent for other groups to receive funding for similar purposes. "They kind of attacked us with the Ranger to show us we didn't need (a newspaper)," Holcomb said. BSO member Ernestine Weisinger said the group will seek other funding for the paper, but would not say what the funding is. Members of the Budget and Review Committee could not be reached for comment Tuesday. All other campuses in the UW System have minority student newspapers, Holcomb said. The group was offered technical and editorial help from UW-Milwaukee's student newspaper, Invictus, to start the first issue, he said. Holcomb said that while the group has six writers who will volunteer to write for the newspaper, they have been reluctant to approach the Ranger. Black writers who have written for the Ranger believe stories they have written for the paper have been unfairly edited, Holcomb said. Ranger Editor Jennie Tunkieicz said, however, that all stories written for the paper are edited for grammar, readability and libelous content. Holcomb acknowledged that while BSO has had differences with the Ranger in the past, the group holds no grudges against the paper. Tunkieicz also said the Ranger is not in an adversarial position with the BSO, even though BRC asked her to answer questions while the committee considered BSO's request. She said the Ranger doesn't cover minority issues as well as BSO would like because of the lack of writers. "I think they should have their paper if they feel there's a need for it,'"Tunkieicz said. "However, I would like to see their writers on the Ranger." Choral concert to be held The fall concert of the Parkside Chorale and Chamber Singers, directed by visiting assistant professor Robert Campbell, will be performed at 8 p.m. on Tuesday, Nov. 19, in the Union Cinema Theater. Admission is $1 for senior citizens and Parkside faculty, students and staff, $2 for others. The concert will feature the most important opera of the British Restoration period, "Dido and Aeneas," by Henry Purcell. The work was written in 1689 for Josia Priest's School in the Chelsea district of London, with a libretto by Nahume Tate. The opera tells the story of Dido, queen of Carthage, who falls in love with the Trojan prince, Aeneas. Afer a brief courtship, Aeneas is deceived by a wicked sorceress and called away to continue his travels. Dido, stricken with a broken heart, dies a tragic death. "Dido and Aeneas" contains some of the most beautiful dramatic music written in 17th century England. The second half of the program will consist of a series of more modern British works, all performed in English. Ralph Vaughan Williams will be represented by a set of three folk song arrangements, "Linden Lea," "The Dark-Eyed Sailor" and "The Springtime of the Year." John Blow's "Sing, Sing Ye Muses" and Benjamin Britten's "Old Joe Has Gone Fishing," from the opera "Peter Grimes," complete the Chorale portion of the program. The Chamber Singers also will sing two sets, the first a series of Britten choruses, the second a mixed selection of works by Mendelssohn, Gibbons and Seiber. Campbell holds a bachelor's degree from Yale University, a master's degree from the University of Illinois and a PhD degree in choral conducting from Stanford University. He has taught music at a preparatory high school in Providence, Rhode Island, and has directed a variety of vocal ensembles on both the east and west coasts. He has published choral editions for Harold Flammer, Inc., and has written an article on Mendelssohn's "Te Deum" that will soon be published by "Choral Review," a publication of the American Choral Foundation. YOU ARE DAN BILLET, TICKET ATTENDANT AT THE GRAND THEATRE; DID YOU S EE TOBY JONES BRING MONA KROTER TO THE THEATRE - J vS ON THE SEVENTEENTH? " LADIES AND GENT LEMEN BOYS AND G lRS...HAVlNG REVIEVJEO THE TESTIMONY AND E VIDENCE IN THIS CASE. V I AM APPALLED BY THE CONDUCT OF A«*Q\S LEADERSHIP. THE DEMEANIN6, SEXUALLY DEGRADING PRACTICE OF DARiNG ITS PLED6ES TO DATE GIRLS |\ OF ZAT MUST BE STOPPED. (MAKE NO MISTAKE: THIS JUDICIAL BOARD CONSIDERS THIS MATTER A SERIOUS CONCERN— VERY SERIOUS INDEED. Guards punished for incident Two border patrol agents who forcibly returned a Uk rainian sailor to his ship are expected to face disciplinary action, the New York Times reported. Immigration and naturali zation Service commissioner Alan C. Nelson conceded "There obviously were mis takes made" when Miroslav Medvid was returned to Soviet grain ship in the New Orleans harbor. A 100-page report submitted to the Justice Department says the two agents, who have not been identified, did not follow INS guidelines and acted hastily without consulting their supervisors. Country needs more teachers The country's current baby boom will create a demand for about 1.7 million new teachers in the next eight years, USA Today reported. E. Emily Feistritzer, director of the National Center for Education said teaching has become a low-paying, lowstatus job that doesn't attract enough qualified applicants. Feistritzer said the public education system needs higher pay, better working conditions and a broader range of people coming into the profession. Painless attacks indicate trouble As many as three million people may have heart attacks and not even know it, a doctor told members of the American Heart Association. USA Today said a study completed by Dr. Leon Resnekov of the University of Chicago indicates that Americans suffer "silent heart attacks" at least four times times more often than heart attacks involving pain. Even though victims don't have symptoms, silent heart attacks damage heart muscle and leave victims with a higher risk of having a second attack or irregular rhythms that could lead to death. Women harassed by men Low-income women seeking affordable housing for their families in Milwaukee are often subject to sexual harassment. a study by the Metropolitan Milwaukee Fair Housing Council says. Associated Press reported that Carla Wertheim, the council's director of program services, said it receives about one sexual harassment complaint a month, a figure which does not include many inquiries from women who don't want to give their names. Executive Director William Tisdale said the typical complaint was that of a landlord who offers a discount or extension on rent or security deposit for sex. Epilepsy clinic to be held A workshop for individuals, suffering from epilepsy or seizures, and their relatives, will be held from 7 to 9 p.m. Wednesday, Nov. 20 at St. Mary's Medical Center in Racine. The guest speaker for the workshop will be Carolyn Mc« Cabe, senior electro-encephalogram (EEG) technician at St. Luke's Hospital and St. Mary's Medical Center, who will discuss the topic of neurodiagnostic studies and clinical EEGs. The correlation between EEGs and clinical findings will be presented with slides and discussion. The support group at St. Mary's is for the person with epilepsy or seizures, the family and the professional or educator interested In learning more about the disorder. RANGER Smoke-out ignites interest by Gary L. Schneeberger Do you feel as breathless as Jean-Paul Belmondo when you take a casual stroll from Greenquist Hall to the Union? Do your friends hum "On Top of Old Smoky" everytime you enter a room? If so, Phi Gamma Nu business fraternity and the office of Student Health Services have something in store for you. You might even say it's a GAS. All next week, these cooperating organizations will coordinate Parkside's version of the American Cancer Society's Great American Smokeout (GAS) program, designed to make smokers nonsmokers for at least a day. Now in its ninth year, the Smokeout ignites Monday in Molinaro Hall, where a table will be set up to distribute adoption papers and pledge sheets for the Adopt-a-Smoker portion of the program. Sheets can be obtained there through Wednesday. The Adopt-a-Smoker event works like this: For a 24-hour period, a non-smoker agrees to oversee the activity of a smoker willing to accept the Society's "burning" challenge. The adoptee - who receives monetary amounts from all his pledges if he stays smokeless for the duration - must abide by the following rules: 1. Hide cigarettes, ashtrays, lighters and matches. 2. Tell friends he has been adopted and will not smoke on the day of the Smokeout itself (Thursday). 3. Call on his foster nonsmoker in times of weakness. 4. Refrain from frequenting smoke-filled rooms. 5. Repeat to himself over and over, "Not smoking is a GAS." If that sounds smokelessly smashing, you'll be really intrigued by the goings-on scheduled for Thursday. On that day, a large bowl will be placed in Molinaro Hall where all who wish to punt their passion for Pall Malls can discard their packs (which must be at least half full) and receive a raffle ticket in exchange. Participants can earn prizes either via the raffle or by collecting the most money from their pledges or from local and campus businesses and organizations. All monies collected will be donated to the campus Child Care Center for use in purchasing equipment and supplies. Club Events: Geology The UW-Parkside Geology Club and the Racine Geological Society are sponsoring the annual Rock and Gem Show through Friday. The show will take place 9 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. on the Union bridge and will feature jewelry, clocks, mobiles and other great Christmas gifts. Art Addicts The Art Addicts will hold their next meeting Wednesday at 1 p.m. in CA D142. All are welcome to attend. SNAP The Student Nurses Association of Parkside is proud to present a program on Home Health Nursing. The speaker will be Judy Kaplan. The program will be held Monday from 11:30 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. in Union 106. All interested are more than welcome to attend. Peer Support Peer Support will have a workshop for new, nontraditional students Thursday. On Wednesday Peer Support will have a bake sale from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. in the WLLC Concourse. After the bake sale, the group will have its regular meeting in Union 202. All interested students are invited to attend. PAC There will be a meeting Wednesday at 1 p.m. to discuss a field trip to WITI-TV (Channel 6) in Milwaukee, as well as membership in the International Association of Business Communicators (IABC). All interested are invited to attend in Comm Arts 135. Biological Sciences Donna Peterson will talk about Chiwaukee Prairie Monday at noon in GRQ D115. She will cover preservation and funding for the prairie. Slides will be shown, and everyone is welcome. IEHA The Industrial and Environmental Hygiene Association will hold a meeting in Union Square Thursday at 6:30 p.m. ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS!! 1. YOUR REGISTRATION PACKET FOR SPRING 1986 will be available beginning Monday, November 18, in Lower Main Place. 2. COURSE SCHEDULES FOR SPRING 1986 will also be available. OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL ANALYSIS & REGISTRATION Whitman display in the library Whitman display graces library A collection of materials related to the American poet Walt Whitman that recently was donated to Parkside Library- Learning Center is on display through Friday, Dec. 6, on the L-l level of the library. The material, given to the library by Charles E. Feinberg, editor emeritus of the Walt Whitman Quarterly Review, is valued at about $1,000. It includes an original William J. Linton woodcut of Whitman done in 1871 and framed with a title-page proof of the 1876 edition of "Leaves of Grass," the poet's masterpiece. Also included are an original 1860 engraving of an illustration from the third edition of "Leaves of Grass" and 64 original issues of the "Walt Whitman Fellowship Papers" from 1894 to 1918. The material will be housed in Parkside's Archives and Area Research Center. English professor Donald Kummings, a widely reconized Whitman scholar who two years ago was invited to UNITARIAN UNIVERSAUSTS have always been known to question handme- down religious doctrines. Have you ever felt disenchanted with an orthodox religion because it hands you a predigested faith? If so, our church may be for you. For hundreds of years, this vital denomination has been encouraging individuals to question and to grow. ISN'T THIS THE CHURCH YOU HOPED TO FIND? BRADFORD COMMUNITY CHURCH Woman's Club • 6028 8tti Ave. Rev. Dr. Tony Larsen, Pastor *30 am. SwwtoM ft Sunday School speak on the poet at the famed Gorky Institute in Moscow, said, "The university is grateful indeed for Mr. Feinberg's gift. It represents a significant addition to the fine collection of literary materials now in the Parkside Archives." Also donated are a copy of "Whitman at Auction," published in 1978; copies of "The Correspondence of Walt Whitman," from 1886-1899 and from 1890-1892; copies of "With Walt Whitman in Camden," volumes five and six; and a book titled "Pages," which is about the world of books and features an interview with Feinberg, a renowned bibliophile and collector. The Walt Whitman Quarterly Review is observing its 30th anniversary this year. Miss Racine contest here The Miss Racine Pageant will be held on Saturday, Nov. 23 in the Comm Arts Theater at 8 p.m. Tickets are $5 and will be available from all contestants, the Journal Times, from Miss Racine 1985 Cherie Gotthardt, with inserts in 7-Up products and will also be available at the door. A r eception will follow immediately afterward in Main Place. Learn interview techniques Jonathan R. Kolb, manager of Progessional Recruiting and Training at In-Sink-Erator, a division of Emerson Electric, will present a workshop entitled "Effective Job Interviewing" on Tuesday, Nov. 19 in Moln. 105 from 5:30 -6:30 p.m. Kolb will make a short presentation and will then answer questions. RANGER Thursday, November 14, 1985 5 Week at the Park Rock show, concert Allen film to be shown EVENTS Thursday, Nov. 14 Rock and Gem Show: from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. on the Union Bridge. All are welcome. Sponsored by the Geology Club. Movie: "A Soldier's Story" (PG) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Movie: "The Return of Martin Guerre" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. Friday, Nov 15 Rock and Gem Show: continues through 5 p.m. today on the Union Bridge. Movie: "A Soldier's Story" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Workshop: "Intro to the IBM PC" starts at 1 p.m. and "Appleworks: Spread Sheet" starts at 2 pm. in WLLC Dl. Call ext. 2356 for reservations and information. Saturday, Nov. 16 Movie: "The Return of Martin Guerre" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Saturday Foreign Film Series. Sunday, Nov. 17 Movie: "The Return of Martin Guerre" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Movie: "A Soldier's Story" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tuesday, Nov. 19 Breakfast/Seminar: "The Forecast' by Donald Ratajcazk, Professor of Economics at Georgia State University, at 7:30 a.m. in Union 104-106. Call ext. 2259 for reservations. Workshop: "Your Worst Enemy: Improving Negative Self-Image"starts at 6 p.m. in Tallent 281. Call ext. 2312 for details. Sponsored by UWExtension. Concert: featuring the Parkside Chorale and Chamber Singers at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for senior citizens and Parkside faculty, staff and students and $2 for others. Thursday, Nov. 21 Movie: "Never Cry Wolf" will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. The movie is rated PG and runs 105 minutes. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Movie: "The Last Tango in Paris" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold. MACINEMAS 57th AVE & 75th St. 694 7301 BAJNBGW BRITE BJGMOVE. Gmznacm STARTS FRI., NOV. 15. EVENTS: First 50 children Fri., Nov. 15 will receive a free meal courtesy of McDonald's®. Special 11 am Sat. showing. Children bringing toy donations for "Toys for Tots" will receive 1 free admission for every paid admission. Individuals bringing non-perishable food donations will receive a free gift (while supplies last). The second film in the St. Luke's Hospital Mental Health Film Series, "Annie Hall," will be shown at the Golden Rondelle Theater on Tuesday, Nov. 19. The program begins at 7 p.m. "Annie Hall" is a comic, believable story about two people (Alvy Singer/Woody Allen and Annie Hall/Diane Keaton) who are just right for each other on a certain level, but unable to resolve their conflicts well enough to stay together. Alvy and Annie meet, fall in love, live together, split up, get back together again, then split up for good. The circumstances eventually separating them are seen intheir arguments about sex, about meeting othei- people and about Annie's mind. By allowing us to glimpse a portion of his personal life, Allen has given us a polished look at a "nervous romance" in these modern times. "Annie Hall" won four Academy Awards in 1977, including Best Picture and Best Actress for Keaton. Immediately following the film, the audience is invited to participate in a discussion of the film led by Gregg Sargent, M.A. Sargent earned his master's degree in counseling psychology from Antioch University with a concentration in individual and family therapy. His experience is as a psychotherapist for community mental health clinics and crises intervention centers. Currently, he is with the psychology department at St. Luke's Mental Health Seiwices, utilizing his skills in individual counseling, group therapy and psychological testing. Reservations for this program are requested and can be made by calling the Golden Rondelle at 631-2154 Monday through Friday. There is no admisson charge. The Golden Rondelle Theater is located on the corner of Fourteenth and Franklin Streets in Racine. This program is a cooperative effort with St. Luke's Hospital Mental Health Services. -Next week in the Ranger: Housing bids results Chancellor search continues Censoring books Miss Racine looks back ACADEMIC ADVISING FOR SPRING 1986 SEMESTER Continuing matriculant students (students who are seeking a degree at Parkside) must consult their academic adviser PRIOR TO REGISTRATION FOR SPRING SEMESTER. A certification of advising form, signed by the adviser, is required for registration. Nov. 18-Dec. 2 has been designated as academic advising period, and advisers will make every effort to meet with you. ADVISING WILL NOT BE AVAILABLE IN THE REGISTRATION AREA CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT If you have any questions, contact the Advising Center D-174 WLLC 553-2040 NOTE: Non-matriculant students (students not seeking a degree at Parkside) are exempt from this requirement. 6 Thursday, November 14, 1985 RANGER Prof's new cable show with scientific topics by Gary L. Schneeberger When one hears the words "Space, the Final Frontier," he probably conjures images of Mr. Spock and Bones McCoy bickering aboard the Starship Enterprise. All that's going to change, however, if Parkside's Carol Lee Saffioti has her way. Saffioti, an associate professor of English, serves as one of the four co-producers of "Space, the Final Frontier," a cable TV documentary program offered on Jones Intercable's public access channel in Kenosha. "We're a group of people with a lot of scientific interest and knowledge," Saffioti explains, "but we're not scientists. And I'm glad we're not, because what we're doing is trying to present topics usually considered very scientific in a manner everyone can understand and appreciate." For more than a year now, Saffioti and her associates (to whom she refers as fellow "space buffs") have transformed their extra-curricular interest in out-of-this-atmosphere concerns into programming with high takeaway value. Integrating news, interviews, educational films and NASA coverage of everything from Halley's comet to the space shuttle program, "Space, the Final Frontier" conveys science facts rather than science fiction. In addition to educating the public about spacely matters, however, the monthly sixtyminute program also provides excellent learning opportunities, not only for its creators but also for Parkside students and other members of the community. October's installment of "Space," for example, was bolstered by an original music score courtesy of Parkside music major John Costigan. For Saffioti, that situation represents her ideal conception of the program. "Parkside still has production facilities," she said, "but they aren't being taken advantage of. What we'd like to do with our show is integrate student and community input, allowing an opportunity for people other than us to gain production experience. "Ideally, I like to look at the show as a chance to bridge the gap between technical knowledge and experiential knowledge. The production facilities (provided by Jones Intercable) are there to use, and there are unlimited educational possibilities for those who are interested enough to use them." For parties interested in working with Jones, Saffioti offers the following advice. "Come up with a proposal for a program first and then contact the proper people. Our show has worked so well because the idea came long before the filming. And it helps that we're doing it for no money at all; it's just because we love what we're doing.'' Carol Saffioti A Soldier's Storv • • • • PAB to show powerful story of bigotry yd*""*: Howard Rollins, Jr. by Gary L. Schneeberger In 1967, director Norman Jewison helmed "In the Heat of the Night," one of the most searing indictments of prejudice in American film history. Last year, Jewison did himself one better, bringing Charles Fuller's award-winning "A Soldier's Play" to the screen as "A Soldier's Story." Equally as riveting as its director's earlier film, "A Soldier's Story" makes an even stronger humanistic statement, dealing as it does with bigotry among - not against - blacks. The movie will be shown by PAB this week in the Union Cinema. Set at an all-black army base during WWII, the picture stars Academy Award nominee Howard Rollins ("Ragtime") as a sharp army lawyer investigating the murder of a fiery, universally disliked sergeant (Adolph Caesar, reprising his stage role). The narrative is told in flashback, as each soldier's alleged motive for the crime is explored after the grisly fact. En route to separating facts from fictions, Rollins, like Sidney Poitier's Virgil Tibbs in "Heat," must confront the myopic narrow-mindedness of a white authority figure (Dennis Lipscomb), who questions a negro's effectiveness in conducting an investigation involving "his own kind." The message advanced by "A Soldier's Story" is forthright and poignant. It clearly shows that the most biting prejudice comes from within one's own race, when miscommunication among kindreds becomes so pronounced as to incite violence. Although Caesar is billed as a supporting actor, the film spotlights his character as the vortex which sucks all others into the vicissitudes of tragedy. The real poignancy of that tragedy is transmitted through the remarkable performance of all concerned. Rollins, as usual, is superlative, spending most of his screen time in sunglasses and still conveying a cornucopia of emotion without the benefit of eye expression. Also good are minor supporting players like Denzel Washington and Larry Riley, whose performances as soldier/suspects do much to create the aura of intrigue permeating this film. Stealing the show, however, is Caesar, who earned an Oscar nomination as the man so confused by his own and his race's identity that his death seems a foregone conclusion. No matter how vicious and forceful he is with his battalion, he never loses his humanity in the eyes of the audience, which recognizes the root of his brutality - even if it doesn't understand it. ' A Soldier's Story" is an important film. Don't miss it. WANTED: STUDENTS I NTERESTED IN: MINORITY AFFAIRS: Next meeting Monday, Nov. 25, 1 p.m. Moln D107 Civil Rights Restoration, minority issues on campus. WOMEN'S AFFAIRS: Next meeting Monday, Nov. 25, 1 p.m. WLLC D137A. Wanted: Politically motivated women who want to see changes at UW-Parkside. LEGISLATIVE AFFAIRS: Next meeting Wednesday, Nov. 20, 12 noon WLLC D137A. Protect YOUR f inancial aid at the Legislative Level. Lobby legislators on YOUR issues. STUDENT SERVICES: Next meeting Friday, Nov. 22,11 a.m. WLLC D173A . S.A.F.E. Project - Student Acquired Faculty Evaluations. Formation of a food co-op for students. For More Information, Contact: PSGA, INC. 553-2036 Kier to play This week's Performer Showcase entertainer is Kier. Having recorded one LP in 1982, Kier is now working on his second album. A highly polished performer, Kier plays guitar, piano and harmonica, sings and uses a health dose of humor. He will perform on Wednesday, Nov. 20 in the Union Bazaar. Admission and popcorn are free, as always. RANGER Thursday, November 14, 1985 7 Dick Cavett A talk with a veteran of the TV talk show by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Dick Cavett has been involved in show business for many years as a comedy writer, interviewer and actor. During a recent phone interview from his New York home, Cavett recalled his start as America's least pretentious talk show host. "My only ambition was to be a guest on programs like the Carson Show," he said. "It never occurred to me that I'd be a host. I was seen as a guest host for Carson and was subsequently given my own show." Cavett has interviewed such diverse talents as Tennessee Williams, Woody Allen (whom Cavett "discovered"), jazz pianist Oscar Peterson and, one of Cavett's favorite interview subject, Groucho Marx. "I interviewed Groucho several times over the years, Tar gel • • • the best interview being a one hour show I did him him as the only guest. He was truly at his best. "When we first met, I told him that there were lines around the block to see his films at New York revival theaters and such, and he found that hard to believe. Of course he realized, very suddenly after that, how true it was. I almost lost him in a mob in New York once!" In Cavett's latest book, "Eye on Cavett," he recounts an incident concerning Groucho's appearance at Carnegie Hall in New York. Groucho was feeble and near death at the time of these appearances. Cavett recalled that things looked rather bleak just before the legendary comic was to appear before the massive throngs of admirers in the audience. Fortunately, his worry was for naught. "When Groucho died," "My only ambition was to be a guest on programs like the Carson show. It never occurred to me that I'd be a host." -Dick Cavett Cavett continued, "they did an obituary show hosted by Harry Reasoner and took clips from various shows I had done with him. Viewing them all together, you could see a slight but steady decline in Grouch's health in each one." One of the things that characterizes Cavett's interviews from others is his total lack of stuffy pretension. Often having showbiz friends as guests, Cavett will go off on amusing tangents about what he and the guest did at one time or another. "Some people find that nauseating," said Cavett. Perhaps the most undesirable incident ever to befall Cavett was having a guest acNewPenn film offers action by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Director Arthur Penn can be credited for helping to spawn the seventies generation of serious film enthusiasts with his classic "Bonnie and Clyde." These directorial talents are asserted once again in his latest film, "Target." Featured are Gene Hackman and Matt Dillon, two of the screen's strongest character personalities. The fatherson dissension between their characters is the axis of the film, which deals with the kidnapping of wife and mother Gayle Hunnicut, forcing Hackman to reveal that he was once a CIA undercover agent, a secret he has always kept from his son. The basic story is rather far-fetched, but seems plausible due to the excellence of its presentation. The acting is top drawer, Hackman and Dillon utilizing their abilities for all they're worth. Hackman's scenes often fondly recall that actor's unforgettable performance in William Friedkin's "The French Connection." The film manages to be intriguing and exciting, with several well-staged action sequences, while adding touches of humor. These elements could easily clash within the film's narrative, but here they blend cohesively to form a well-paced, tightly structured entertainment package. While "Target" is not essentially one of the great films of contemporary American cinema as are "Bonnie and Clyde" and "The French Connection," it still deserves strong merit as an enjoyable feature, with two of the screen's most important performers and one of its finest directors. It also manages to feature action sequences which eschew the repugnant gore found in so many recent movie shoot-em-ups. In the midst of this terrifically bad year for movies, "Target" stands out as an exceptional effort. In the entire realm of motion pictures, it at least holds its own as a competent little actioner enhanced by the acting and direction. Christmas events at PA C A variety of holiday events make up the Nights Before Christmas program at the Performing Arts Center this year, according to PAC Managing Director Archie A. Sarazin. The Carroll College music department will present a free Christmas Music Pageant on Friday, Dec. 6 in Uihlein Hall at noon. The concert will include the Carroll College concert, chapel and bell choirs and the concert band. A choir processional and audience sing-along will be part of the holiday pageant. Harvey Phillips' "Tuba Christmas" returns to the PAC for the fifth consecutive year. Twenty tubists dressed as Santa Claus will perform traditional and contemporary holiday music in Uihlein Hall on Saturday, Dec. 7 at 10 a.m. and noon. Reserved seat tickets for "Tuba Christmas" cost $2.50 and are available at the PAC Box Office from noon to 9 p.m. daily, or by calling Phonecharge, 273-7206, and charging tickets to Mastercard, VISA or American Express accounts. There is a two dollar handling free for all Phonecharge orders. Visitors and auidiences of the PAC can conduct their holiday shopping at the Nights Before Christmas Art Boutique in Magin Gallery, Nov. 7-Dec. 26. The boutique will display and sell the works of more than 50 artists. Jewelry, pottery, blown and stained glass, photography, weavings, basketry and works of wood, paper, leather and fabric will be sold. The Boutique will be open weekdays from noon until 2 p.m. and one hour before, during intermission and for 30 minutes following all Uihlein Hall performances and Milwaukee Repertory Theater matinees. tually drop dead on his program during the interview. "It was a stunning, awful event at the time," he said. "This person had been on other talk shows, stating that he was going to live to be 100, so the black comedy in the situation was just unbelievable." While it seems Cavett has interviewed virtually everyone in show business, there is still at least one performer he longs to have on his show, but alas, never has. "Cary Grant," said Cavett. "The last time I was in California, I talked to him and he assured me he wouldn't be any good, while I tried convincing him he would be at least passable. "It's so wonderful talking to him on the phone; my mouth waters and I think, 'O God, if I could only get this on the air.' " As an actor, Cavett played the lead in the Broadway show "Otherwise Engaged," after having performed in many other stage productions. His Broadway experience was a total delight, and he wishes to do more. However, he states, "There are so few shows on Broadway you'd want to see, let alone be in. I missed the golden age of everything!" Dick Cavett can presently be seen on the USA Cable Network with his thoroughly enjoyable interview sessions featuring some of the most fascinating people in or out of the entertainment field. He remains one of the most charming, witty, perspicacious interviewers and personalities in all of contemporary show business. Gene Hackman and Matt Dillon in "Target." Tan Before You Travel Don't burn on your vacation. The Midnight Sun can help your skin so you can enjoy your holiday vacations...or just treat yourself to 30 minutes of r elaxation and come out looking great! College Student Special 10 sessions for $40.00 (Bring your I.D.) Featuring Wolff and Solana Beds Gift Certificates Free 15 min. for new customers icfnight Sun Tanning Salon 609 Wisconsin Ave. Downtown Racine 633-3022 Open Mon.-fri. 10-8 Sat. 8-1 RANGER Brine on the Nieht • • Good music, boring narrative by Gary L. Schneeberger Death Wish 3 Zero stars is still too good a rating Most musical documentaries detail the final days of a group, capturing either nostalgia (as in The Band's "Last Waltz") or dissolution (as in the Beatles "Let It Be"). With "Bring on the Night," however, Sting seeks to chronicle the beginnings of a band. Directed by Michael Apted ("Coal Miner's Daughter"), "Bring on the Night" is an innocuous rockumentary which nonetheless fails to execute its intentions. Instead of conveying the gradual coalescence of the six jazz musicians Sting recruited for his "Dream of the Blue Turtles" LP, the picture plays as little more than a "Sting Variety Hour." Of and by itself, this is no tragedy. An introspective, pensive intellectual, Sting - both as lead singer of the Police and on his own - has written some of the most lyrically beautiful music of the '80's. His talent is in abundant evidence here, as he sweats through stirring performances of such numbers as "Shadows in the Rain,"- "Fortress Around Your Heart" and "We Work the Black Seam," all from "Turtles," his first solo album. En route, he continually boasts that his new band (which includes Miles Davis' bassist Branford Marsalis and Weather Report's drummer -Omar Hakim) adds a Sting sings through latest documentary new. more exciting dimension to his music. And yet, "Bring on the Night's" most moving moments come when Sting assumes center stage alone and offers soulful renditions of "Roxanne" and "Message in a Bottle" - both big Police hits. Filmed entirely in Paris, the movie is visually striking, using historical wonders as a metaphor for what Sting is trying to create: a stable, interrelated structure strong enough to weather the advancement of years. These sights, along with a fantastic scene of Der Stingle belting out "Meet the Flintstones," somewhat manage to pick up the slack during long stretches of inane interviews with group members, roadies and managers. In the last analysis, then, "Bring on the Night" is a fine diversion for Sting's fans, as long as they don't attend expecting to see anything but a very talented man steal a very misleading show. Starshio Latest album a big comedown by Kristy Harrington The album cover of the new Starship LP reminds one of the extravagant spring fashion clothing at "Merry-Go- Round." Starship's "Knee Deep in the Hoopla," on RCA Records, is the unedited understatement for their latest-sounding LP. Band members Mick and Slick have everything it takes to produce a great sounding single like "We Built This City," but the band contributed nothing but the background noise. The groove is there, it's just not enthusiastic enough. Being too competitive with the younger-sounding English pop bands, the new sound is not very appealing compared to what we're used to hearing. The lyrics are redundant and boisterous. This miscellaneous collection of words was rhapsodically stitched together. Believe it or not, this is the same duo responsible for the vocals of last year's hit singles, "Laying it on the Line" and "No Way Out," from the "Nuclear Furniture" album. For a band that once held it all, Starship now holds nothing other than a different name. Starship is travelling toward a very rickety future. 20 Off Chocolate Mints Week of Nov. 18-22 We have a full selection of Candy & N uts Union Bazaar Directly Across from the info Center 10 am - 4 pm Mon. thru. Fri. by Gary L. Schneeberger There is only one thing worst than a bad movie: an inhumane bad movie. "Death Wish 3" defines the latter category. The absolute worst film this writer has ever seen, "Death Wish 3" isn't merely inept at all levels of production; it is also the most morally repugnant motion picture Hollywood has ever had the nerve to vomit into a movie theater. Once again, Charles Bronson stars as steely-eyed Paul Kersey, whose solution to crime in the streets is the eradication of criminals. In the original "Death Wish," he opened his one-man vigilante roadshow after his wife and daughter were attacked - resulting in the former's death and the latter's catatonia. He picked up where he left off in the first sequel, with slightly hazy motivation that still seemed perversely justified. In "Death Wish 3," however, Kersey's antics are just as mindlessly brutal as the antics of those he's snuffing out. Actually bonded by a New York City police investigator (Ed Lauter) to blow away a batallion of bad-guy punks. Kersey has lost any trace of humanity. While his earlier exploits seemed more the desperate actions of a man with nowhere else to turn, his attitude in this film is grotesquely flippant. He The very fact that he has fellow vigilantes is also quite revolting. Given all the brouhaha over the Bernard Goetz incident of last year, this film exhibits no inkling of responsibility, delighting in showing old women and young children brandishing firearms (including machine guns) in the name of "making the streets safe." But the streets aren't made safer by Bronson's indiscriminate blasting - they're made even more dangerous. All things considered, "Death Wish 3" makes one wish there were a lower rating to give a film than zero stars. murders at least 40 "creeps" here, smirking and joking with his fellow vigilantes through at least half of them. RANGER Thursday, November 14, 1985 9 Joe His Reggae LP asserts soulful style by Jim Nelbaur Feature Editor Reggae is music that is very heartfelt, political and religious. These elements are exemplified in the best of this musical genre, one of the more skilled exhibitors of this style being Joe Higgs. On his new Alligator LP "Triumph," Higgs shows us just why he is known as the father of reggae. The songs all endow the listener with a soulful exhuberance that separates Jamaican music from the emptiness of standard Top Forty pop. "Sound of the City," a remake of a track Higgs once performed with Jimmy Cliff, is a searing indictment of the hazards of the Babylon slums. "Step by Step" is an emotional song about the black man's standing his ground. Virtually every cut on the LP has some significance in that it assists in defining the quality of this musical style. Music has often been a form of artistic expression when the artist chooses to utilize more depth in his or her compositions than what is found in the forgettable, throwaway electronic meanderings that have invaded most commercial recordings. Higgs gives the listener that sorely-needed depth, making him one of the most important "serious" musicians in reggae since the death of Bob Marley. Joni Mitchell Comeback released TV review a Highway to Heaven" is no paradise by Nick Toper Not many artists can get away playing an angel on network television. Michael Landon can, although I've no idea why. As executive producer, director, scriptwriter, star and principal swelled head of NBC's sophomore series "Highway to Heaven," the small screen's favorite pillar of sensitivity has enjoyed angelic ratings success. As earthbound angel Jonathan Smith (get it?), Landon -just as he did on "Little House on the Prairie" -makes the world perpetually safe for schmaltz. "Highway to Heaven" (Wednesdays at 7 p.m. on Channels 4 and 5) could more aptly be titled "Sidewalk to Soapbox," since it serves as little more than an arena in which Landon can be preachy and pretentious and shed a few phony tears in the process. Along with "Little House" crony Vic French, he seeks out souls whose religious pursuits have hit detours (e.g., citizens who refuse to concern themselves with toxic waste dumping in their community) and guides them back onto the pathway of piousness. But it just doesn't wash. Illustrating his proclivity for moronic sentimentality in ever facet of production, Landon beats his sappiness home with all the subtlety of a lovestaved hippopotamus charging toward Shelley Winters. As his little heart play drones on, viewers actually feel as if they're being strangled by his unrelenting heavy-handedness - which he tries to mask as real live emotion. Don't let yourself be fooled. "Highway to Heaven" is television at its most ungodly. by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Joni Mitchell's latest release, "Dog Eat Dog" on Warner Bros., has a front cover showing the singer being attacked by a pack of vicous canines. The listener is forgiven for hoping she loses. The sixties folk purist has incorporated the likes of Michael McDonald, Thomas Dolby and James Taylor for this so-called comback effort, the results being two sides of electronic vapidity. Mitchell has been commended for years as a classic folk-to-rock artist who speaks with her heart and her mind. The songs on this comeback record exhibit none of these qualities. None of the passion that colors Mitchell's earlier work is evident on this slow, dull, ponderous effort. It presents the listener with a series of throwaway tracks that belie any of the prowess Mitchell has shown in the past as a singer-songwriter. One of the more depressing things about comebacks is that a once-gifted artist from the past does no more than to display an incapability of retaining those fondly-remember talents the listener is expecting. Critically, folks like Mick Jagger and Paul McCartney have hung around too long, while performers the likes of Mitchell and John Joni Mitchell Fogerty should never have come back. The ugly truth about it, though, is that these feeble attempts at recapturing a once-glorious past are bigger sellers than the original works. There's no accounting for taste... or the lack of it. Stop in at the Ranger Office, WLLC D-139C (next to the Coffee Shoppe) 10 Thursday, November 14, 1985 RANGER ICROSSWORP PUZZLER Cross Country Men's team primed for Nationals by Mike Rohl The men's cross country team will be competing in the NAIA National Championship meet this weekend held here at Parkside. The team was ranked sixth in last week's poll. The seven who will be running are Rich Miller,: Mark Hunt, Joe Eichner, John Hunt, Anthony Braccio, Scott Rench and Andy Serrano. The team is young and has good depth; only two of the top seven will not be returning next year. Here is a brief profile of each of the athletes: Rich Miller is one of the two seniors on the team. He has been the team's number one runner and has beaten over 95% of his competitin. He has been with the program for four years and has competed in this meet the past three years. Mark Hunt, a junior who was injured all last year, has come back to have a very strong season. He has run this meet before, competing in indoor and outdoor track nationals. Joe Eichner, a junior college transfer, is the team's third runner. He is a junior college Ail-American in cross country and track. John Hunt is also in his third year. A one-year layoff from the team hasn't hurt him at all. Anthony Braccio is a freshman from Boston. He was third in the Massachusetts state meet in the mile. He had some trouble in the middle of the year but seems to have come back strong. Sophomore Scott Rench broke into the top seven in the middle of the season. In his first season he was a bright hopeful but was stopped by illness. This year he has stayed healthy. Andy Serrano is the seventh man and the team's second senior. He has also run in this meet three times. Probably the strongest hill runner, he can bring the team in well. The course is wet and slow, which will be to the home team's advantage. The course is also one of the hardest and the best in the country. Freshmen wrestlers impressive in season's first match The Ranger wrestlers opened their season in Stevens Point, and three freshmen captured gold medals in the freshmen-only division. The meet was open for the 20 teams that competed in the tournament. There were no team scores kept. Karl Price, Ted Price and Arthur Demerath each placed first in their weight class. • 177-pound Karl Price outpointed Bill Garron of Superior, 6-2, in his third victory of the day. 167-pound Ted Price pinned his first two opponents and beat Paul Thein of Mankato State, 13-6, in the championship. 118-pound Demerath also pinned two opponents before beating Paul Perez of Mankato State, 9-5, i n the championship. Three other wrestlers also finished high in the freshmen division. 158-pound Kevin Yde placed second. 134-pound Troy Miller placed third, and 150-pound Gavin Langen placed fourth. Two other Ranger wrestlers placed high in the open division. 190-pound Sean Yde placed third, winning the consolation final 8-2 over Mike Gabrin of Northern Michigan. 142-pound Jack Danner lost the consolation final 4-2 to Eric Swiggens of Platteville, placing fourth. The team travels to Northern Michigan on Saturday to compete in another open meet. Puzzler Answers on page DOWN 1 Limb 2 Note of scale 3 High caFd 4 Flesh 5 Bar legally 6 Symbol for iron 7 Teutonic deity 8 Metric measure 9 North American rail 10 Three-base hit 11 Metal 13 Surfeits 16 Walk 19 Arrows 21 Periods of time 22 Farm structures 25 Animal 27 Burdened 30 Take from 32 Prance 34 Group of three 36 Lavishes fondness on 37 Newspaper executive 38 Spreads for drying 40 Gotten up 41 Ran easily 44 Pertaining to birth 47 Game played on horseback 49 Ivy League university 52 Man's nickname 54 Edge 57 Myself 58 Japanese drama Italy Wrist-wrestling set for Sunday The Parkside Baseball Club will present its first annual Wrist-Wrestling competition at 1 p.m. on Sunday, Nov. 17 • ANDERSON TRANSCRIPTION • • AND TYPING • • Letters - Resumes 4 • Term Papers • Student Rates J 4 PHONE 637-3600 6 6 CALL AFTER 4 P.M. 4 6 6 • Jackie Anderson • 6 1441 Park Avenue 4 4 Racine, Wisconsin 4 in the campus Union Dining Room. Admission to the fund-raising event, open to the public, is $1 for students and $2 for others. Entries are also being accepted into the competition, and are $4 i n advance and $5 at the door. For complete information on the event, call Dale Phillips in the Parkside Athletic Department at 553-2245. The competition will feature Parkside baseball player Darin Gardner, who is a national wrist-wrestling champion. Phillips said, adding that it was Gardner's involvement with the sport that led to this event. Wrist-wrestling has six weight divisions for men and four for women. There is both right- and left-handed competition for men and women in all weight classes. Weighin for the competition is set for noon the day of the event. Proceeds from the event, which is being sponsored by CJW, Inc., distributors of Miller Beer in Kenosha, will go to support the baseball team's spring program. The competition is sanctioned by the U.S. Wrist-Wrestling Association and winners are eligible to advance to the World Olympic Wrist-Wrestling Tournament to be held in Milwaukee on Dec. 1. ACROSS 1 Reproach 6 Sumptuous meal 11 Fastens tightly 12 Mistakes 14 Sun god 15 Bores into 17 Silkworm 18 In addition 20 Carries 23 Likely 24 Strikebreaker 26 Danger 28 French article 29 Termagant 31 Pretentious homes 33 Fruit cake 35 Soft drink 36 Dinner course 39 Part of flower 42 Hypothetical force 43 Unit of Chinese currency 45 Roman tyrant 46 Gratuity 48 At present 50 Tear 51 Short jacket 53 Asterisk 55 Compass point 56 Somber 59 Wing-footed 61 Cowboy competition 62 Citrus fruit 1985-86 Wrestling Team RANGER Thursday, November 14, 1985 11 Soccer Rangers handed District, beat Northwestern by Richard Blay The Ranger soccer team finished the regular season on a high note defeating the Wildcats of Northwestern 1-0 on Sunday. The game was played in Evanston, Illinois. The score was tied with less than ten minutes left in the contest when Ail-American sweeper Andy Buchanan scored frmo 35 yards out to put the Rangers up 1-0. Buchanan's shot hit the crossbar and deflected off the Wildcat keeper and bounced into the net. Coach Rick Kilps was pleased with the outcome as well as the performance of the defense. "The defense looked very good the whole game. They played tough, not allowing Northwestern any real chances at our net. Northwestern was a little flat coming off a tie with Northern Illinois University on Saturday. We caught them at the right time." Now the team is looking towards Spartansburg, South Carolina, the home of this year's NAIA National Soccer Championship. The Rangers must beat Grandview, Iowa here. (The game was played, yesterday, Nov. 13, too late for publication in this week's issue of Ranger.) They would then travel to Sangamon State University in Springfield, 111. The Rangers beat Sangamon last year 2-1 to gain a berth in the 1984 National Tournament held in Fresno, California. Coach Kilps believes the team must "play better if they want to go to Nationals. Tactially, we are still not doing what we should be doing. We still have not made good of our scoring opportunities, and we are not going to get many chances against Sangamon, if we beat Grandview." Soccer Results Parkside (P) - 1 vs. Northwestern(N) - Sunday, Nov. 10 0 First Half Scoring: None. Second Half Scoring: 1. Buchanan (unassisted) 9:40. Shots: P-13, N-7; Fouls: P-27, N-22; Corner Kicks: P-7, N-9; Saves: P-6, N-5. Women runners headed for Pennsylvania by Mike Rohl The women's cross-country team finished second at the NCAA division II regional meet. They were second to Ashland 44-49. The girls gained a large bid and will be traveling to East Strouseburg, Pennsylvania for the national meet. The course in Ashland was muddy and slow but that didn't slow the Parkside runners down. Michelle Marter placed third in a time of 18:50. Jill Fobair was fourth in 18:58. Sarah Hiett was sixth in 19:10. Karen Jacobson finished 17th in 19:44. Julie McReynolds placed 25th in 20:01. Nancy Marter and Colleen Weismer were 36th and 49th times of 20:25 and 20:56. The women's team has four All-Americans and six have run this meet before. Coach Mike DeWitt said, "The course will be muddier and harder than the one in Ashland." This, however, should not affect the women since they seem to run well under the worst conditions. When asked about the team chances he said, "The girls feel that they could come away with a trophy." There will be over 300 competitors in the NAIA meet. The NCAA meet, on the other hand, wil have a little over 100 runners entered. There are as many schools in both but the NCAA invites 11 teams and the NAIA, 33. The top three women seem to have the same chances to be All-American in both. Get your Ranger Coupon Book! 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When the final whistle blew, they captured the district title, but not without a whale of a fight from a very tough Parkside team. The Rangers were involved in two best-of-three matches and then two best-of-five matches. The first match was against Lakeland College. Parkside won 4-15, 15-4 and 15-1. At noon the team played its first of three matches against UW-M and won 9-15, 15-12, 15-10. The Rangers got off to a slow start in the match, but fired up after two of Rebbeca Scott's spikes. They played heads-up ball and Parkside coach Terry Paulson said they received "good offense from the middle" which froze the Panther blockers and allowed their spikes to get through. Having played the Panthers a number of times during the season, Paulson stated, "We beat them because we know them." With the other four teams in the tournament eliminated. Parkside played Milwaukee again. The team started out slow and lost the first game 6-15. In the second game they got on track and held a 9-6 lead before the Panthers inched back to win 12-15 in a hard-fought battle. The third game saw the Rangers open up a 9-0 lead before going on to win 15-8. The Panthers took a quick 4-0 lead in the fourth game. Parkside tied it at 4, but lost 8-15 to give Milwaukee the match. The outcome of the second match produced a 1-1 record between Parkside and Milwaukee on the day, and another best-of-five match was needed to determine the district champion. The Rangers took an early 3-0 lead in the first game, but the Panthers stormed back to win 6-15. The second game was a tough back-and-forth battle that Parkside won 15-8. The Rangers lost 4-15 in a third game that was much closer than the score would indicate. What turned out to be the fourth and final game of the match started out with an early tie at 4-4. Parkside pulled away to lead 9-5 before Milwaukee again tied it at 11. Milwaukee then took the lead and won a heartbreaker 11-15. Regarding the two final matches, Coach Paulson commented his team's major problem was that they did not pass-serve well. Parkside's offense relies heavily on the initial pass, and if it isn't executed well, their attack is much less effective. Paulson also stated that he was pleased with the way the team played overall and particularly noted the performances of Sarah Laue, Karen Greene, Kay Wolferstetter and Janet Koenig. Milwaukee Coach Tom Pleyte also complimented Parkside on their outstanding play and hopes that they can get an "at large" bid for the Nationals, saying that they are better than most of the teams that will be there. The NAIA Nationals will be held in Milwaukee Nov. 21-23. Men 9s basketball squad prepared for new season by Robb Luehr Last year, the Parkside Ranger men's basketball team had a record of 22-7, a great season by most standards. However, this coming season, the standard according to the players is 32-0. Coach Rees Johnson, on the other hand, won't exactly commit to that. "This team has the potential to be good enough to go to the NAIA (National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics) national tournament, and win the title, and the team feels that they can go undefeated. But after being in the game for 21 years, I feel that to go undefeated, you have to be not only good but lucky. You can't have any bad nights." With the record the Rangers had last year, the untrained observer wouldn't think the team needed improvement. However, the team has shown a "continuation of improvement" in practice, which is a carryover from last year. "We've improved our execution, our attitude, our caliber of play and our talent has improved again," said Johnson. This year marks the first season since Johnson has been here that he doesn't have Eric Womeldorf in the center position. Womeldorf had an uncharacteristic offseason college career, which Johnson attributes to a combination of factors. "We didn't get the ball inside as well as we should have," said Johnson. "A big factor was that the other teams knew he was a good player, and they clamped down on him a little harder.'' Despite the loss of Womeldorf, Johnson has a fine core of players returning from last year's team, including starting guard Dennis Davis, forwards Arthur (Jay) Rundles and Cornell Saddler, and junior center Mark Zukley. Davis was last year's scoring leader with 19.6 points per game. Anyone who watched him play last season will no doubt believe he is a legitimate All-American candidate. Rundles was the secondleading scorer with 12.1 points per game, and Saddler was third with 11.6. Other returning players are forward Dan Carrera, guard-forward Vince Hall, guard Michael Henderson and forward-center Mike Zukley. Rundles, Davis, Saddler, Carrera and Hall are seniors. The center position is in good hands. Junior Mark Zukley is the heir-apparent to Womeldorf, and he more than fits the bill. He started a few games later last season, often playing with total abandon, always with enthusiasm. "I think Mark will do a more than adequate job taking over Eric's spot," Johnson said. "He has improved tremendously, and I look for him to have better stats than Eric had. "Johnson also expects a major contribution from Henderson. "Mike has improved his overall game and his ballhandling from last year. He's stronger and more aggressive. He's a complete player." Breaking into the lineup this season won't be easy, but there is a fine crop of recruits waiting to fill in. They include: Jim Wall, 5-9, 1 60 lb. freshman from Green Bay Preble, was an All-State selection as a senior and played well in the State Tournament. His role will be as backup at point guard. Richard Delk is a 6-8, 195-lb. forward/center from Wirth High School in Gary, Ind. "He has had a harder time adjusting to college life than the rest of the team." said Johnson. "But he has long arms, excellent talent and a lot of ability. He has to get his academics and goals in order and he has to mature physically and get stronger. When he does, he's going to be a fine player." There is a slight possibility that he will be red-shirted this year. (Red-shirting means that a player is kept out of intercollegiate play for a year. He may continue in school and practice without losing any of his athletic eligibility.) Greg Sipla is a 6-8, 220-lb. freshman from Racine Case. "I saw him play as a junior, and I was unimpressed," said Johnson. "I saw him again near the end of his senior year, and I saw a tremendous improvement, and we got interested. We had a chance to see him again when he came down here to play this summer when the courts were open. He's a real banger, he's smart, very coachable and he doesn't make a lot of mistakes. He reminds me of Eric (Womeldorf) - he's the same kind of player." Sipla also has a slight chance of being red-shirted. 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He graduated from Mather High School in Chicago four years ago and has been living in Kenosha. He decided to come back to school this year. "He is a physical player with a lot of moves; he just has to learn the system," Johnson commented. Brian Mallory, a 5-10 150-lb. guard from Waterbury, Conn., played here two years ago, but "but mutual consent" he didn't play last year, although he stayed in school. He lived at the YMCA and practiced there. "He's a good person to have on the team," said Johnson. "He works hard for the team. He doesn't expect to be a starter or superstar, but he's willing to give 100 percent in practice everyday and push somebody else to make him better. Consequently, Brian's improved a lot." One new player becomes eligible for the second semester. He is Greg Nash, a 6-2, 170-lb. guard who transferred from Texas Tech. He is origi- •Classified ads• trie Correcting. Seldom used. $150 o r best offer. 637-6259 after 7 p.m. 74 GREMLIN, $400. 53.000 miles. 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Two new recruits will definitely be red-shirted this year: Aaron Womack, a 6-7, 195-lb. forward/center from Brown Deer High School and Robert Gloss, a 6-3, 210-lb. guard who transferred here from Gogebic Community College in Ironwood, Mich. Womack is what Johnson calls "a project." "He has a lot of potential. He's not a real leaper, but he's smart and does a lot of things well. He just needs to mature." Gloss was the fifth-leading junior college rebounder in the nation last year, and at 24 is physically and mentally mature, according to Johnson. "We're red-shirting him because he's similar to Saddler or Carrera, and it's not fair to him to push him so he can just sit on the sideline this year. He's a good enough player to red-shirt him, so he can have two good years for us." Housing ROOM FOR rent. 1545 Flett. 633-6297. Master bedroom for l or 2. $120/ month. Yard, 3 floors, washer/dryer- /micro. Personals JIM, LET'S go smurfin' sometime. Shabba-Doo. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 11 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Bids delay construction Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Search and Screen draws fire Page 3 » Peppermint Bear returns Page 6 Thursday, November 7, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Frankly, Anne... On Friday the cast and crew of "The Diary of Anne Frank" had a question and answer photo by Dave McEvoy session with junior high and elementary school students who attended the production. Emergency access becomes a reality Parkside will soon be get­ ting emergency assistance call boxes in the Comm. Arts, Union and Phy. Ed. parking lots. Currently there is no tele­ phone service in any campus parking lot. A need has been expressed for emergency telephone service in the parking lots for years, and because of a re­ cent push by PSGA, the Safety Task Force Commit­ tee, Jenny Price, director of Student Life, and others, the request will become a reality. A preliminary proposal for the call boxes passed unani­ mously last Thursday in the senate and also in SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee). The estimated cost for the systems is $20,744. According to Adrian Serrano, SUFAC chair, the administration will pay two-thirds of the cost with one-third from parking and transit fees, and one- third from general campus revenue. SUFAC was given the charge to find funding for the last one-third of the cost. Serrano said ten campus organizations have agreed to each pay from their unclaim­ ed reserve accounts a tenth of Phones see page 3 Bids delay construction by Bob Kiesling Asst. News Editor Construction of Parkside's student housing is being de­ layed because the bids sub­ mitted by four contractors two weeks ago were between $800,000 and $1 million too high. It is now planned that the housing will be opened in phases next fall. Director of Development and Alumni Af­ fairs Tom Krimmel said. The UW-Parkside Founda­ tion, which is coordinating the construction, is scheduled to open revised bids Tuesday. Krimmel said that 28 hous­ ing units and the complex's community building will be open Sept. 1, 1986. About 168 residents will be scheduled to move in then, he said. The UW-Parkside founda­ tion spent the last several weeks revising specifications for the project to meet the housing's projected $4.5 mil­ lion budget. Changes in the housing spe­ cifications, Krimmel said, in­ cluded changes in the pro­ ject's deadline, grading for the buildings, room decor and elimination of wooden decks outside the rooms. The most significant change, Krimmel said, was to revise the project's heating system. The state originally had wanted to use 17 small, ener­ gy-efficient boilers in the complex, but Krimmel said the system grew too compli­ cated and expensive. "It just got to be a Merce­ des of a system," Krimmel said. "We should have taken a look at it the first time." Also, Krimmel said, the foundation agreed to buy some of the more expensive construction materials. Since the foundation is a non-profit organization, he said, sales taxes will decrease by about $60,000. Completing construction by phases will save money, Krimmel said, because the original specifications includ­ ed penalties to the contrac­ tors if they didn't meet the deadline, and the contractors didn't have enough people to complete the entire project at once. Building the dorms in phases, he said, will save the project about $100,000. Krimmel said no new con­ tractors have been allowed to bid, because the four original contractors have been willing to work closely with the foun­ dation in revising the bids. "They've invested so much time in (the project)," Krim­ mel said, "we thought it only fair to do it that way." Volume 14, N o. 11 Student survey begins by Bob Kiesling Asst. News Editor While PSGA has made a good start on their class sur­ vey, a senator said, distribu­ tion of survey forms will take longer than expected. PSGA Senator Sue Brudvig said that after a week of dis­ tributing survey forms, the student government has sur­ veyed 26 sections out of the 256 sections planned. The survey is intended to give students an idea of how well intstructors and classes meet students' expectations. It is targeted at introductory classes, since new students often don't have access to the opinions of other students. PSGA plans compiling the survey's results in a book which is expected to be ready by next semester. The group now expects to be finished by the end of the month. Brudvig said the number of returns have varied widely between sections, but the classes with the highest per­ centage of returns have been ones where the instructors got higher marks. "I thought it would be the other way around," Brudvig said. Some classes, she said, were split, with about half the surveyed students responding that an. instructor or class is poor, while others give them high marks. "You wonder if it's the same class," Brudvig said. photo by Dave McEvoy This grassy area is the site for on-campus housing. photo by Sue Brudvig (standing left), Pat Ramsdell (standing middle), and Chris Baierl (standing right), hand out teacher evaluation surveys. 2 Thursday, November 7, 1985 Letter Turn off lights To the Editor: As I walked down the Fine Arts corridor early Thursday evening, I noticed a light on in an empty classroom. Noth­ ing unusual, one might think, except that I had noticed that same classroom empty and well-lit two or three times in the last few weeks. This obvi­ ously aroused my curiosity. I decided to walk down a few of the school's corridors to see whether or not this was hap­ pening in other classrooms. I walked briefly through the art department and lower level D-rooms. Suprisingly, I counted 10 well-lit, empty classrooms. On the light switches I noticed the orange warning sticker state "Con­ serve energy. Turn off if not needed." Either students or faculty pay no attention to this warning or they are for­ getful. I am as guilty as the next person in forgetting to shut off the light in a room after I am through using it. I am merely writing this letter to remind students and faculty that the last person to use or leave a particular room should take the respon­ sibility to turn off the lights. Let us be more aware of this problem and reduce unnces- sary waste. Conserve energy. Turn off the light if not needed. Tuitions and taxes are high enough withoue people abusing the privilege of having a well-lit class­ room. RANGER Kevin Schwarm Nobody asked me, but... Groppi 9 s death ends era of activism by Kari Dixon Father James Groppi died on Monday, and neither death nor the disapproval of certain Philistine politicians can dim the importance of the man who lived his life according to what he believed and never forgot that he, as he said of himself, was "a child of the Italian ghetto." Groppi was a controversial figure who concentrated his political activism in the area of civil rights. In the late 1960's, he gained national at­ tention with his marathon open-housng marches. He was imprisoned several times as the result of his militant protests on behalf of blacks and welfare recipients. He was born and raised in the "Italian ghetto' on the south side of Milwaukee. The Catholic Church played an important role in Groppi's life, and he served as an as­ sociate pastor at St. Boniface Catholic Church on the pre­ dominantly black north side of Milwaukee until he was promoted to a board directing church affairs. He was excommunicated from the church in 1976 because he married a former nun. James Groppi was an admi­ rable and unique individual. He first garnered public at­ tention when he participated in the civil rights march in Selma, Ala. and his concern for the forgotten members of society never waned. Until the tumor in his brain was diagnosed, he served as the president of the union that represented the city bus drivers, which was his occu­ pation. The 1960's produced only a few individuals who were really committed to social change, and Groppi was one of these. Today, egocentric, pseudo-liberal YUMPIE poli­ ticians have forgotten that there are more important things than personal and ma­ terial gains. Groppi, and oth­ ers like him, never lived 'successful" or pretentious lives, but their altruistic com­ mitment to the disefranchised members of society made them better public servants than almost all career politi­ cians. Groppi's religious dedica­ tion had a deep and profund effect on his political commit­ ment. He serves as an excel­ lent reminder of how reli­ gious belief can be combined with political reality. Groppi, no doubt, cared about the af­ terlife, but he also tried to al­ leviate the hell many people experience here on earth. Shortly after Groppi's tumor was removed, the City of Milwaukee decided to pay tribute to the man, and despi­ te his obvious accomplish­ ments, certain members of the Milwaukee City Council objected. The honor was given to him, but it really does not do him justice. He reduced suffering, helped pro­ mote social progress in Mil­ waukee and remained true to his ideals without forgetting where he came from. The ex­ amination of his life that his death has instigated only reaffirms that. U 9 *00 & Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Kari Dixon News Editor Bob Kiesling Asst. News Editor Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Rich Blay Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Gary Schneeberger Copy Editor Andy Buchanan Business Manager Ian Jack Advertising Manager Michael Firchow Distribution Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Corby Anderson, Gretchen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah, Kristy Harrington, Kim Kranich, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Robb Luehr, Bill Serpe, Laureen Wawro. 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Publication Thursday. ing false and defamatory content "" d rcfusc le " cr * contain- Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. •1 HANGER Thursday, November 7, 1985 3 News briefs Messages cause confusion One of the services provided by the Republican and Democratic cloakrooms, the News York Times reported, is a telephone number members of Congress can call to get a recorded message of what just happened on. the floor. The service is designed to make life simpler for con­ gressmen and Senators, although it doesn't always work that way. A recent message on the system said, "At 2:22 p.m. pending before the Senate is Senator Evans' second-de­ gree amendment to Senator Metzenbaum's amendment to the language proposed to be stricken out of a committee amendment to Senator Johnston's perfecting amendment of the provisions of H.R. 3011 regarding synthetic fuels." Royal visit causes frenzy It's just a couple of days until Prince Charles and Lady Diana arrive in Washington, D.C., and people in the capi- tol are in a state of frenzy, USA Today reported. Now, in the 11th hour, the republic has lost its demo­ cratic mind. The visit is being compared to the return of Camelot or preparing for a play. Socialites and billionaires are said to be groveling for invitations, and important Republican contributors are calling in their favors. At least 800 journalists are begging to be within earshot of the Royal Couple. And TV crews have descended on the J.C. Penney store in Springfield, Va., mapping camera angles for the royal visit to a "Best of Britain" promotion. Store managers are said to be ecstatic over their public relations coup. . Male bunnies hoppin' to please It's not just women who will be raising eyebrows at the Playboy Club in Manhattan, the Milwaukee Sentinel re­ ported. The club, which opens Wednesday, will feature a lineup of male bunnies. They are the most dramatic change in a plan to open up the clubs to women. Playboy is counting on female cus­ tomers to improve the financial health of its clubs. "If they look at me as a sex object, that's fine," 'said Louis Afenito, the first male bunny hired. Campus to receive outdoor phone system Phones from page 1 the $6,915, which makes up the final one-third of the cost. The organizations are Programming, Student Union, Student Health, Ath­ letics, Intramurals, Programming Office, Student Group Support, the Ranger (student newspaper), Housing and Peer Support. Serrano and Susan Wal- born, Safety Task Force chair, explained that the emergency assistance call boxes which will be installed on campus are similar to those on Chicago L-trains. When the box is opened, an alarm will sound and will set off a campus security offi­ cer's belt alarm. By pushing a lever in the box, the caller can converse with the officer. This system will also alert of­ ficers when they are in so- called dead zones, although the officer will not be able to talk back to the caller. Jenny Price, director of Student Life, said this system satisfies the needs of this campus, especially by provid­ ing reliable access outside the building and the ability for quick response to calls. Ron Brinkman, director of security, is finalizing call box specifications this week for bids to be obtained from in­ terested companies, said Price. Price estimates the sys­ tems may be received by January, although it is diffi­ cult to determine, since bids have not been received yet. She added that after a bid is accepted, the equipment for the system will then need to be built. "This is a great victory for students," said Serrano. "The Safety Task Force worked very hard, SUFAC came up with good ideas for obtaining funding, and Price, Security and Goetz were very help­ ful." "This shows that the ad­ ministration and students can work together for the good of campus safety," said Walborn. Parkside investigated Media descends on committee by Karl Dixon News Editor A meeting to interview a candidate by the Chancellor Seach and Screen Committee was reported in both the news and editorial sections of the Racine Journal Times last week. The Journal Times ran a front page photo of Associate Professor Teresa Peck walk­ ing through the woods to the home of Humanities Profes­ sor Peter Hoff, where the candidate was interviewed. The news story on an inner page featured a photo of two other committee members walking to the house, as well as a picture of the house it­ self. The editorial for last Wed­ nesday's paper was also about the meeting, charging that Parkside violated the state open meeting law. "I thought that the news coverage was fair," said Committee Chair Robert Ca­ nary, "but I thought that the editorial about the open meet­ ing law was perhaps question­ able." Canary cited a Kenosha News story also written last week as indicating the assist­ ant state attorney general quoted by the Journal Times admitted that his opinion that holding the meeting in a private home violated an open meeting law was just that - his opinion. "His opinion is just his opinion," Canary said, "and he said that, he doesn't know if it would hold up in court." Canary said that he talked to a reporter last week who has probably covered more "searches" than any other reporter, and his indication was that Parkside has been relatively open. "I think that this search has been more open than most searches at this level in the state," Canary said. "We have announced when and where the meetings were held, answered questions about the number of candi­ dates, and provided informa­ tion about affirmative action requirements." Canary said if the search were done in a completely open manner, some candi­ dates would be lost because they could lose effectiveness at their other positions while the search is underway. "I am not really upset about the coverage that we received," Canary concluded. "I am, however, upset that the Jour­ nal Times is not carrying Ralph Trower's column any more." Journal Times Publisher Bob Fusie indicated that an editor, rather than himself, would be able to comment on the coverage. However, the editor recommended by Fusie, Peter Fox, could not be reached before the dead­ line of this paper. Student death Gross dies in auto accident Parkside sophmore David A. Gross, 19, and his passen­ ger were killed Friday, Nov. 1 in a car crash on Highway 31. According to a Kenosha News article, the car in which they were riding spun on rain-slick Highway 31 and was struck head on by an on­ coming dump truck. Gross and his passenger, David Nevelier, 18. both suff­ ered massive head and inter­ nal injuries. Nevelier's eyes were being donated and Gross's eyes, heart liver and kidneys were removed for po­ tential transplants, stated the article. In honor of Gross the Park- side flag flew at half mast on Tuesday, Nov. 5, the day of Gross's burial. Security implements new ticket policy Students who do not pay their parking tickets will have their car registrations held until they pay the fines, said Ron Brinkman, Director of Security. Brinkman said that in the past Security appeared in court often to obtain unpaid fines. With the new policy, he is hoping to curtail the num­ ber of court appearances. "This gets us out of putting holds on records," Brinkman said. "It saves a lot of admin­ istrative work for us." Security will send out two notices after giving tickets, the first one after fourteen days, the second after twenty- one days. After thirty days, the car's registration will be held. Students will be charged an additional four dollars in ad­ dition to the ticket to cover the cost of administrative paperwork. 4 Thursday, November 7, 1985 RANGER photo by Dave .Mt Evov Birthday suit? The librarians proved on Friday that they Culshaw (right) was nrpspntort with thi c are definitely not stufiy and prudish. John strip-o-gram for his 21st birthday. For housi ng Foundation raises funds Anthro prof to speak Parkside's Anthropology Club will feature a lecture by new anthropology professor Dr. Gracia Clark concerning the African food crisis and women's role in food produc­ tion. The talk is scheduled for Thursday, Nov. 7 at 6:30 p.m. in Molinaro 324. Dr. Clark earned her PhD at the Uni­ versity of Cambridge (England) and has done ex­ tensive work for the United Nations. Ranger needs writers Dance Food for families dance set Parkside Activities Board will sponsor a dance tomor­ row night to help raise money for the annual "Food for Families" drive. "Don't Ask" will play from 9-12:30 p.m., and the admis­ sion price is $3 or three cans of food for students, and $5 or five cans of food for guests. The club bringing the larg­ est amount of food will re­ ceive an extra $100 in its budget. This contest is spon­ sored by Student Organiza­ tion Council, and any club can bring as many cans of food as they wish above the required amount. "Adrian Serrano, Sherri Funk, and myself will be at the door of the Union to help collect donations for various organizations," said Bill Serpe, SOC Chair. "Don't ask who'll be playing onstage. It'll be 'Don't Ask' ". by Bob Kiesling Asst. News Editor Even though it was formed only last May, the UW-Park- side Benevolent Foundation can boast of having $4 m illion in assets. Most university foundations take years to get that kind of money, foundation member Tom Krimmel said. Those assets came from the foundation's bond issue for the school's planned on-cam- pus housing, Krimmel said. The money helps get its members more invoved with the university and helps the group attract attention in the community. Krimmel, Parkside's direc­ tor of development and alum­ ni affairs, said the foundation was appointed last spring by then-Chancellor Alan Guskin to help fund activities at Parkside as well as form an­ other link between the school and the community. Parkside's on-campus hous­ ing is the group's first proj­ ect, but the group plans more fundraising activities in the future, Krimmel said. The foundation's 21 voting members are elected for terms of three years, but the first members were ap­ pointed for terms of one to three years, to stagger mem- bership turnover later. The foundation's members include President Alfred De- Simone, who just finished a term as president of the Wisconsin Alumni Associa­ tion; Thomas Beck, first vice president: Ralph Tenuta, sec­ ond vice president; Treasurer Robert Walker and secretary Neil Guttormsen. Voting members are Gil­ bert Berthelsen, William Bra- nen, Ray E. Camosy, Roger DeLong, Rodger DeRose, Connie Ferwerda, Paul Ger- gen, John Maurer, Roger Mayer, Warren Olsen, Rita Tallent Picken. William Ray- burn, David Rowland, Jerry Schwallier, Michael Wilk and Alan E. Guskin. Ex-officio members include Director of Development and Alumni Affairs Thomas Krimmel, Acting Chancellor Mary Elizabeth Shutler and Public Affairs/Publications Director Walter Shirer. Tennis workshop to be held The Continuing Education Office will present a one-day workshop on "The Strategy and Strokes of Doubles Ten­ nis," on Saturday, Nov. 9, from 9 a.m. to noon in the Physical Education Center. To register and obtain more information, call 553-2312. UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISTS have always been known to question hand- me-down religious doctrines. Have you ever felt disenchanted with an orthodox religion because it hands you a predigested faith? If so, our church may be for you. For hundreds of years, this vital den­ omination has been encourag­ ing individuals to question and to grow. /SWT THIS THE CHURCH YOU HOPED TO FIND? BRADFORD COMMUNITY CHURCH Woman's Club • 6028 8th Ave. Rev. Dr. Tony Larson, Pastor 9:30 a.m. Services 6 Sunday School JIMIUIMMIMIM 7 LET WE SEE...FACULTY ' COUNSELORS HERE ARE WENDELL M ENDELSSOHN HRTHE PLAINTIFF AND HENDERSON F ENDERSON 1 CALL THIS SESSION OF TH EN COPINTH1A JUD ICAL BOARD T O ORDER; THE CAS E T ODAY IS BROUGHT BY I AT* AGAINST A<t>a COMPLAINT ST ATES THAT A4 .fi RE- OUIRED ^ PLEDGES T O TRICK M EMBERS OF SAT INTO G OING OUT O N A DATE... NOW, A M HAS E NJOYED A REPUTATION AS A SERV/C B FRATERNITY. COULD ONE OF YOU BOYS E XPLAIN THIS BUSINESS TO ME? J *A .K .A. STIGMA PH LEGMA C AU. WELL. DEAN PRINCIPAL, YOU SEE... MOST P EOPLE D ON'Tl WANT T O D\T E TAT GIRLS... HOW COME T HEY GET A CO NSTITU-^ TIONAL LAW PRO FESSOR, AN D W E , *GET A HOME EC . INSTRUCTOR? / LX. * \ RDIRC ML ,N TH E PLAINTIFFS' D1 5- M^ C -?\^I A,UAT,0N AN D EMBARRASS- MENT^WHEN T HE R USE W AS R EVEALED. i Mb % J® ITF \ 5? r SO WE H AVE OUR PL EDGES 55,^ NIGHT WITH IHEFVY—AS A P UBLIC* SERVICE. r- Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 11, November 7, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document .. \.41cohol'Awaren~ssWeek" "P(lge 6 . -" Thursday, October 24, 1985 Elsen. wins title P4!;eJ2 University of Wisconsin-Parksfde Volume 14, No.9 Books donated The Parkside Wargamers club gave Hannelore Rader a subscription to an indexing/abstracting service. Current Military Literature. on international military and defense, Club members also donated a number of books on the Vietnam War, Low voter turnout for PSGA elections The student Election Com. mittee was disappointed with the results of last week's elec- tion, in which 120 students voted. The total number of votes represents about 0.02_percent of Parkside's 5,225 students. Election Committee mem- ber Bob Vanderloop said he can't remember an election with a lower turnout. Part of the problem, he said. Is that only eight candi- dates and one write-in ran for the nine available seats. "It would have been better if more students ran because . there would have been more competition," he said. Vanderloop pointed out that the competition would have meant more involvment and more publicity. "If there would have been more people involved there would have been a better turnout at the polls," he saId .. PSGA ELECTION RESULTS Senate Andy Buchanan Chris Baierl Dan Vogt Ernestine Weisinger Greg Holcomb Marc Fobair Napoleon Scarbrough Joe Kim 82 65 59 55 52 49 36 35 PUAB Dennis Padlock 39 Weakland addresses- morality of economic policies by Kari Dixon Commwtity News Editor .'There are certain areas of life where political and eco- nomic decisions affect human beings - because it affects life, the quality of life. there- fore it has moral implica- tions." explained Rembert Weakland, when asked why morality mattered in eco- nomics. "It's that crossing point between economics and the quality of life. where mor- ality comes in. It The moral aspects of eco- nomics was one of several themes mentioned by Weak- land when he spoke In the Union Cinema last Tuesday as part of the three-part cour- se offered by the Office of Continuing Education. He is the chair of the ad hoc com- mittee that released the sec- ond draft of the Bishops' let- ter two weeks ago on "A Catholic Social Te~ching and the U.S. Economy." The release of the letter has thrust Weakland into the spot- light both of the Catholic Church and the national and international media. Time Magazine profiled him in its October issue, and the Mil- waukee J ournal said that ac- cording to both bishops and observers of the Church, his work on the letter on the Weakland see page 3 pliolO by Dave McEvoy Weakland spoke here last week Programs excite campus ., . approach to students' needs," Stu Rubner, director of Com- munity Student Services said. "We've just turned those ta- bles 180 degrees." . Actlng Chancellor Betty l'Shutler saId the changes grew out of a more concerned atti- tude. to retaining students, as well as an emphasis on exper- imenting with new programs and trying different thIngs. Shutler said that many of the changes have been planned for several years. and that the attention the ad- vising center in Main Place is getting has drawn attention to the other programs. Among the new programs this year are the advising desk in Main Place, the Aca- demic Resource Center in the lIbrary, Minority Student Services, orientation for new students, the Campus Ambas- sador program and planned programs for a rolling reg- istration and studies intended to measure the impact of edu- cation at Parkslde. Other programs. like the microcomputer center, are expanding, since faculty and staff as well as students have begun to use the facility. Rubner says that the ad- ministratIon, faculty and staff at Parkside have begun to emphasize helping students. "We want to meet student needs," Rubner said. "and I don't think we dId that in the Programs see page 5 by Bob Kiesling Campus News Editor A number of new programs have been added this year at Parkslde to help orient stu- dents both academically and socially to college Ilfe. The programs grew out of the same idea as the fresh- man-sophomore task force re- port, and reflect an attitude of greater sensitivity to stu- dents' needs, a reassessment of Parkside's image as a uni- versity and a committment to providing a, more effective education, administration, faculty and staff members say. "There's been an attitude, I think. in the past of a passive - • 2 Thursday. October 24. 1985 Editorial Rating is rotten "Rock and roll isn't a music. it·s a disease." - Mitch Miller, CBS Records, 1957 Slamming rock and roll Isn't anything new, as the above quote prove. What is new is that these do-no-wrong groups are now lobbying in an attempt to rate rock re- cords like fUms and subject them to a rating system. Why? To protect our children! Well the first point to make is that the really nasty songs from performers like Prince already have warning labels cautioning buyers that the material ~erein ~an be found offensive (Prince alludes to such thing's as Incest. lesbian sex and masturbation in his songs). But this is in the most explicit cases, where it does belong. To rate all rock albums according to their content is a positively ri- diculous Idea, tantamount to rating the more violent l\fOther Goose Rhymes ("Lizzie Borden," "There Was a Little em.': et all. Since its beginning in the rntd-Itrttes. rock music has been a statement of purpose for youth. The rebellion with- in roek and roll has always been against pretension and unnecessary categorizing of one's fellow man. Except in the aforementioned extreme cases, where warning labels are already being used, rock's dealing with sex merely re- lates the sexual angst experienced by all teenagers. no different than many Cole Porter compositions. Rock's eternal attachment to youth is stated in its power. energy and emotion. Its statements are strong and positive. Some examples: Fight t1l.eOoodfight every moment, Every minute, every day, Fight the goodfight, everybody 1t'8your only way. - Ric Emmett (Triumph) You may say I'm a dreamer, But I'm not the only one, I hope some day you'll join us, AM the world will live as one. - John Lennon Wllea wiU you. stop and realize, God is the only way to lover - Geezer Butler (Black Sabbath) Ozzy Osbourne is pretty much marketed as a character for the teen horror/laughs market (like TV's "The Ad- dams Family"), this causing some groups to label his wack as satanic. Of course these labels are presented wttncut the person listening to the music. ~e only good thing that could come out of this whole stuptd affair of rating records is that these prudish par- ents will sit and listen to the songs. finding to their sur- prise and dismay that the only really nasty stuff in music today is limited to punk and punk metal (Dead Kennedys, Venom. Slayer, etc.) , unless. like Prince. a warning label 18 already attached. • To·rate all rock albums is just plain silly. Where would the line be dr-awn? would it be only from the eighties on- ward? Would the rating system go all the way back to ElvIs Presley (that "sex maniac" who did several heart- felt rellgious recordings)? If that happens, what are they going to rate such lewd and lascivious songs as "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus." "In The Mood" and "My Heart Belongs To Daddy"? - From a group of people who grew up to various aspects of rock and roll and never garnered police records. com- mitte" murders or impregnated small blind children, the staterrtent is to leave rock albums alone and allow people to decide for themselves what they personally want to lis- ten to,' If anything. records should be rated on qualt- ty...and if that's the case. wholesome folks like the Os- mond Brothers and Barry Manilow would never survive. c Jennie Tu.nkieicz Editor Bob KlesUng Campus News Editor Karl Dlxon·· COmmunity News Editor Jim Nelbaur···..............•............................ Feature Editor Rlcb Blay , Sports Editor Dave l\lcEvoy ..........•............................•....... Photo Editor Gary Schneeberger Copy Editor Andy Bucbanan·· •.•...•••......................... Business Manager Ian Jack ..............••••......•.••••............ Advertising l\olanager l\-lichael Fircbow ........•....•........•.••.... Distribution Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager WRITERS Corby Anderson, GretChen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah, Knstr Harrington. Kim K:amch. Carol Kortendick RIck Luehr, Robb Luehr' Bill Serpe, Laureen Wawro .. PHOTOGRAPHERS Scott Curty Ch . M . , rlS ayeshlba. Kris Odegaard. Ranger is written and edited b1/ students at UW.Parkside and they art;- solely responsible for ds {'dit~J'ial pol,jcy and cOlltelll. t Ranger !S published ever. y Thursday during the academic year er- ~ t oept durmg breaks and holidays. "". r .. , 1- 11 c?rrespondence should be addressed to: Parkside Rallg er , Unwenllty of Wisconsin.;Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha WI 53141:~, I ,Telephone (.~14) 553'2295 or (414) 553·2281. ' . t Letlcr,'i to the editor will be accepted if ty])(!writlcn, doublt; ~ I spaced on standard size paper. Letters shbuld be less thall 3J~ .... wor.d~ and must be signed. with a telcph011e number included /0 V!', r-eTljlcation PUrp?Bes. Names will be withheld upon ~equest. n,ca d : I me jar letters lS Tuesday at 10 a. m. for publicatIOn Thursday. " • !langer reserves the right to edit lettcr.s u)1d )'efusc lattcrs con/aIR mg frtl.."Ie and dejumatory content. t Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. ( -_::m 1 J)I\,~~ Student tells of .travels Patrick Luchak set out on a great adventure in Septem- ber. Luchak graduated with honors from Parkside with a degree in Anthropology in May and received the Chancellor's award. He also received a full tuition gradu- ate scholarship to Southern Methodist University, where he will work towards a de- gree in Medical Anthropol- ogy. Luckak's adventuTe began when he won a Fulbright Scholarship to Sri Lanka to work as an anthropologist. Florence Shipek, anth.ropol- ogy professor, received the following letter Irom. her [or- mer student, which describes his perceptions and expert- ences of his travels. Dear Florence: I have traveled 16,000 miles and have so far been in five countries. I have seen the castles of England. the oil fields of Bahrain, the desert of the United Arab Emirates, the temples of India and the beautiful sunsets on the Indi- an Ocean off the coast of Sri Lanka. Because the world is so complex. a contrasting ugliness exists for every item of beauty. I love Sri Lanka. The Pore tugese named it the island of Serendib , which is the Portu- gese word derived from "ser- endipity;" as the word ex- presses, it is a land of happy surprises. The people here. for the most part, are the nic- est and kindest people I have ever encountered. The veg- etation and climate are beau- tiful, as are the old Dutch and Portugese estates. I am uns- ure yet how effective I am as an anthropologist. but my networking skills have me liv- ing in the home of the third wealthiest man in Sri Lanka and a job interview with the program director for UNI- CEF. While I am happy here doing my work, I am not blind to the suffering and stu- pidity around me, Americans. are spoiled, selfish brats who bitch and complain about everything. Michael Inman and I and our USEF driver went out ex- ploring the other day. Flor- ence. I am in the most ad- vanced country in South Asia: there are Nlssan cars microcomputers and Coca~ Cola, but right next to a 20- ton Caterpillar tractor will be a man and his ox cart. - I visited an institute for the incurables. To walk in a 20th century world and still see lep~rs and open sewage drams, beggars and armed sototers . It Is unbelievable. I went to the Lady Ridge", Pediatrics Hospilal, or .. they refer to It here, ''!lie Lady." They had a Ford .. tion wagon near a 81* en. trance and they were__ it up with the bodies of U. fants who had cl1ed that dal The wagon takes them to III mortuaries. For three days In a row had walked past a b.ggr seated at the sideof the nJIi He looked terriblyem..- On the fourth day he II dead. I don't knowfrom 111* and at this point I'm not 1m it matters. The 1983 riots in Co1oDil left parts of the town buill out. People have putIW market goods in the b_ out entrances of these 1Jj tngs. • There was a jackass AJIf can woman, a tall blonde, her wimpy husband. whO. cided to give some of armed guards at the entrafl to Colombo a hard IiII These tourists ven.tu red n- the tourist area in the (Colombo 1) to get deals. was bitching about ~ thing' - the beat, drinks the filth. She w the soldier to call her._~ couldn't believe a, l)I,IIV' Letter see POReS ..... Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, October 17, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Volume 14, No. 8 for awareness I by Kari Dixon iinnm, ni_ Community News Editor "luiif ^ I The U.S. support of the ^— * £% Afri J | government of South Africa / &§* *1 jpj f j must be terminated so the twJ^i L citizens of that country can Jl (|I« % M iSf*-, I be allowed to win their mf Ml M gT' Jj| Li freedom and construct the/ Wmm •/( mJ? | type of government that / ' irAi'n | they want, agreed the f W\ \ paticipants in the anti- fib *' 'Mum ', W' 0%f-w y Sy? apartheid rally held J M/i g mwi% MM last Friday. / W~ A" • Ml m i W I Gracia Clark, / It I visiting assistant / jOE^I I professor of C • '$ F9$f | anthropology, } -fHHBk fmug ||®f J# I>f J explained how the / a WMm. f m W f system of 1 jp< M i/f | apartheid keeps I & ,1 h%% I nuclear families f '" J mf?W M | separated for J If- I extended periods / , g |J M «gr m 14 [ of t ime. The I % $M M s lHW Ullii I history of South Vl% #14 \k B m flfM 1 Africa was |W# & tfrnmlM I explained by Y i^Mi | history professor IF'JMPB' » | Gerry Greenfield. ^twHWiliil JBSLi-A * Ml JaHk | Keith Winsell, a gy I faculty member at St. | Olaf College and a ^Hm!? " "^L specialist in Afro- I American History, spokeon —j§P^ i the political mythology of' ' - - ^ L. fl| j apartheid. He cited a new book, f "The Political Impact of Apartheid/' -; ,,' ,- |tf -/ - , H~wiawS* 1 by Leonard Thompson as having ? % significant impact on the academic study of apartheid. LsMMaJBl "Myths are used to provide a moraily coherent world," Winsell said. BBKm "Each nation generates its own mythology.'* -'t ; - iPJl , #!?r' -p Vel Phillips, former Wisconsin Secretary of State and one-time ^WP^|p| Milwaukee judge, criticized the policies of the Reagan administration in regard to South Africa. \ |i . "The argument that economic sanctions would only hurt the blacks is a "s ' \®fe transparent argument, and hp one should be fooled by it," she said, I , , J W j " Mandatory sanctions could work magic because without U.S. support, the & . -I m South African government could not survive," fi | ," WM ' i.-i| Phillips described the specifics of apartheid, like mdrder, the beating of ~ F'^ children, the separation of families and the inability for blacks to move freely. , "In the 1960's in this country, we were marching for open diners," she said. "In South Africa they cannot even stand on the street of the diner without a pass." Phillips urged everyone listening to her to write to the White House (although she is not "sure they can read") and support mandatory sanctions against South Africa and the release of Nelson Mandeila, the former President of t he African National congress, who was sentenced to life in prison in 1964, This pressure, she thinks, will achieve freedom for blacks in South Africa, * 11 , 7vl ' 'Blacks in South Africa are not interested in polishing the shackles,'' she said. \ "They want to get rid of t he shackles."' V< M , - ;| " * Brian Vertin, president of the Free South Africa Coalition based in V j ; 'A;*k Milwaukee, echoed many of the same points Phillips made. He found the policies of the Reagan administration unsympathetic to the plight of blacks in South Africa and said that Jerry Falwell's claim that sanctions against South "•| AfriOa would only hurt blacks as ridiculous. \ % ' -fA 'i Sz "Jerry Falweil doesn't even care about the blacks in this country, let alone blacks in South Africa," he said, , ' Vertin also urged Racine voters to be aware of Assembly Democrat Jeff Neubauer's stand on the divestment of t he State Investment Board's holdings in South Africa, Neubauer is the chair of the Assembly Ways and Means Committee that will vote on a bill that could force the state to divest. Apartheid see page 4 Photos by Dave McEvoy Graphic by Paul Berge Parkside ponders student recruitment Page 3 Homecoming Special Pages 7-10 Brooks on baseball Page 15 . RANGER Editorial Faculty apathy rapped Faculty apathy is a problem here, but does anyone care? Administrators and faculty have been moaning for years about the lack of "student involvement" on campus. Committees have tried to tackle eternal questions like: How can we improve student retention? How can we get students interested in campus activities? And, how do we get students to care? The same questions apply to the faculty. The student/teacher relationship has been hailed as one of the most positive academic aspects here. Students can work directly with professors rather than with teaching assistants, which is the norm at many other campuses. However, that relationship ends in the classroom. Any attempts to foster social relationships have failed miserably. On Saturday night at the Semi-formal dance and Casino, a mere 125 people attended. Only two faculty members managed to work the event into their schedules, and they even helped by serving as black jack dealers - they deserve the highest commendation for their participation. Faculty attendance at the Homecoming Soccer game wasn't even worth mentioning; this is usual at all athletic events. Very few faculty members even came to watch their peers in the Faculty vs JV soccer match. The faculty and staff members who participated in the match deserve to be recognized for their involvement. It would be great to see some new faces participating in these types of events, however. All faculty members received invitations to the Homecoming events. The only faculty members who attended the South Africa Education Day events were those who spoke at the event. It is also very unique to see a professor with students in the Union, or the cafeteria or the Coffee Shoppe. Most faculty seem to prefer their own kind, although getting off campus as soon as possible is a more popular alternative. Maybe a Faculty Task Force should be formed to discuss how faculty interest can be spurred on this campus. We are tired of the "Do as I say and not as I do" hypocrisy which is obviously present here. We challenge the faculty to attend an event on this cartipus and have lunch with a student; they may actually enjoy themselves and discover that their students are not so bad after all - and, who knows, students might find the faculty isn't so bad either ( or is that the well-kept secret?). Letter to the Editor Leave it to Parkside To the Editor: When I found out that Parkside was going to take part in the "National Apartheid Protest Day," I was very proud that our school was dealing with an important socialpolitical issue while many larger, more prominent campuses weren't even getting involved. The event was supposed to be an educational experience for everyone, especially those who were not previously aware of the problems in South Africa. It was hoped that students and faculty alike would walk away knowing and caring a little more, the event was set to run from around 9 a.m. until 4 p.m. so that most everyone on campus could at least come in between classes for a little while. I can't say I was actually surprised at the turnout because the students at Parkside have always been a rather apathetic lot, but I guess I still expected a little more. Apparently most students would rather sit and get drunk in the Union or watch a soccer game between students and faculty. Again not suprising. I keep reminding myself that these are Reagan's eighties and the products of it just couldn't care less. What was in some ways even more notable was the lack of much of a faculty Letter see page 13 Letter to the Editor Partiers shouldn't be scolded To the Editor: As the bartender on duty Thursday afternoons, I feel that I must respond to Gary Schneeberger's remarks in the Oct. 10 issue of the Ranger. The so-called "Dirty Dozen" came into the Union Square around 2 p.m. and wanted to have some fun. These people were not "brazenly intoxicated." I did not turn a "deaf ear" but instead condoned the enjoyment that people were having; like you said "a little craziness is fine." These people were occupying one small corner of the whole Square, two booths, and if you were foolish enough to sit close enough to them that you had to "bump noses and shout in order to have a pleasant afternoon chat," then you have only yourself to blame. One of the members of the "14-year-olds who've stolen the keys to daddy's liquor cabinet" retorted "We weren't hurting anybody!" All anyone had to do was to move to the other side of the room which was, as it usually is during the afternoons, empty and quiet. It was a relief to have patrons 'who not only gave the Union some needed revenue but also livened up the Square. If any of the other customers had said to me that they felt like they were "intruding," then I would have put a stop to the fun and frolicking. There were no complaints, and when I did ask them to quiet down, they did. They were well behaved. The building manager said, "If I had thought there was a problem, I would have done something about it. I checked on them periodically and found no problems." Being in a position of responsibility of handling cash, I as a bartender must know when a customer is intoxicated and refuse service to him or her. As a result of the "craziness" and "loudness" a couple of customers needed to have their service ended as the evening drew nigh. I assume that you, Gary Schneeberger, never tipped a few too many and therefore couldn't be empathetic with these people. You accuse this group of thinking that "they're select," yet I feel that you think of yourself as being select, and you should get whatever you want because you want it. There are places on this campus that are designed to be quiet in case someone wants to have a conversation. If your sole purpose of coming to the Square to talk was to have "beer-soaked vocal cords," you could easily have gone to the Rec Center where beverages are served. Bill Serpe, SOC chair, was recently quoted as saying, "I don't think there are enough students partying together." "I am totally in favor of student activism and participation," stated Pat Ramsdell, PSGA President. One final thought: if the students of UW-P are told they can no longer join together in the Union Square for a few laughs and a general good time, we might as well make classrooms out of the existing space and leave nowhere on campus for socializing. Keith Harmann Write a letter. 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All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha WI 5311,1. .Telephone (1,1k) 553-2295 or (klk) 553-2287. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, doublespaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. $ ts 00. HANGER i Thursday, October 17, 1985 3 Bassis, Ramsdell to discuss rules by Jenny Carr PSGA President Pat Ramsdell and interim Assistant Chancellor Michael Bassis met Oct. 16 to determine when the student government and the administration will put together rules for future administrative appointments. It is expected that Ramsdell and Bassis will have a meeting date set by the senate meeting Thursday. Last Thursday, Bassis told the senate he agrees with their concerns that a search and screen committee was not convened when Jenny Price was appointed dean of student life. Bassis also said he felt student input in making this type of appointment would be of great value not only to the student body as a whole but to the recipient of the post. Ramsdell said he would like to see the students of Parkside become actively involved in this policy-making process because he feels it is an opportunity to demonstrate that students care about these types of procedures. "I don't want to be the one to speak for all concerned, but I would like to see those concerned speak for themselves," Ramsdell said. "The more input there is the better the chance is of creating a good, sound policy." Bassis pointed out that there have been situations on other UW campuses that involved the administration making appointments without student input and these cases made it to court. The judges in both cases found in favor of the students, but the judges did not order the system to change its policies. Ramsdell and Bassis agreed that the real objective at this point would be to create a policy that would assure students of having a voice in administrative appointments of this type. Senators criticized Bassis for saying that while he would have done things differently, he also approved Price's appointment, saying he should have formed a search committee in the first place. Senator Sue Brudvig said, however, that Bassis' appearance at the meeting showed that he was concerned with students' opinions. "Students have to show the administration what they want and to prove they're interested," Brudvig said. News briefs School looks to attract students by Laureen Wawro Acting Chancellor Betty Shutler feels Parkside is a great university and says she is working on ways to let more people know it. "A lot of people have told me that Parkside's the best kept secret in southeastern Wisconsin, and I think this is true," Shutler said. "A lot of potential students really don't know about us." Shutler is working on a tasteful recruiting effort to attract these potential students. "I do not want, and do not intend to have, some sort of a vulgar advertising campaign," she stressed. "What I've done so far is I've gotten an ad hoc committee together," Shutler explained, adding that student participation on the committee is desired, and that interested students should contact either Pat Ramsdell or herself within two weeks. Shutler says she attended a workshop in Milwaukee sponsored by the American Association of State Colleges and Universities, where she and some members of Student Services and the faculty learned about enrollment management. "I want to start working with these people who attended," she said, "to look and see just what we are doing now. We're very, very good within a very small area." Enrollment is high among people from the Kenosha and Racine area east of 1-94, Shutler said. "It's just that we don't go outside that area," Shutler says. She wants to work on a way to "get the message out" that Parkside is a quality university. "I think we can use more students here, we can handle more students here, and anyway, I'd just love it if we had hundreds of thousands of applications and have the terrible problem of 'how many of these can we accept.' " Shutler feels the construction of dormitories will be beneficial to the student recruitment process. She says the new dorms will give Parkside a better image. "If you go now to, say, Texas, and say 'We've got a wonderful school, you ought to consider coming here,' and mummy or daddy or the student itself says 'What kind of dorms do you have?' and you say 'Oh, well we don't have anything like that,' they stop listening," Shutler explained. "What we want them to do is listen, to rate our catalogue, to see what we're doing, and decide, 'Okay, I want to go to Parkside.' Our problem is now, that since we don't have any dormitories, they don't even listen til the end of the message. They just tune out if they're not in the area," she said. Shutler believes the problem at Parkside is not one of low quality students, but of students who come here unprepared. She explained the new admission policy that will go into effect next year. "Some people who qualify will simply come in and be admitted," she said. "We will admit some other people as conditional admissions." Shutler said this meant that students may need prescriptive advising to take particular courses that will adress any deficiencies they may have. A third group, called deferred students, will be those who are not yet ready for college, and who will be advised to take classes at Gateway to prepare them for admission to Parkside at some later date. "This way, these people will have a fair shot at it," Shutler said. "We will still have open admission, but we're not going to have the open door be a revolving door," Shutler said. Many students came to Parkside ill-prepared and shrug off advising, then ultimately fail out. "That is a waste of students' time, it's discouraging for the student, it's cheating them." she continued, adding that it also wastes faculty's time and state money. "It's that kind of student we're worried about," she said. "We want to be sure they receive the right kind of help. This new process should help retain students. "We have everything going for us," Shutler concluded. "I think we've been selfish, by keeping Parkside a secret. I think it's time to let some more people in on this secret." SBDC sets business seminars The Parkside Small Business Development Center, coordinated by Bill Hughes, is offering the following programs: • "Investments: A Basic Introduction," from 7-9 p.m. on five consecutive Tuesdays, Oct. 22-Nov. 18. The course, which costs $45, will cover investment options and tax advantages open to owners and managers of small businesses, including capital formation, stocks, bonds, stock quotes, tax advantaged investments and limited partnerships. Instructor will be Elizabeth Janicek, an investment executive for Shearson Lehman Bros., Inc. • "Effective Advertising in- Small Business," from 6-8 p.m. on four consecutive Wednesdays Oct. 23-Nov. 6. Covered will be research, direct marketing and identity. To register or to obtain more information on these and other Small Business Development Center programs, call 553-2047. Lennon honored with garden If the Republicans on New "York's City Council would have had their way, the "International Garden of Peace" that opened last week to honor slain musician John Lennon would* instead honor Bing Crosby. The New York Times reported that the piece of land in Central Park was a favorite walking place of the singer who was killed on Dec. 8, 1980. The project to open the garden began in 1981 and encountered not only problems with the city council, but also problems with the Landmark Preservation Commission, which did not allow some of the items requested by Lennon's widow, Yoko Ono, into the country. An ad in the Times resulted in the donation of rocks and plants from around the world and an assortment of various objects from other countries, which required the Commission and Ono to work out an arrangement that would honor her dream, the Times said, and not violate state codes. Youths riot in school boycott Mixed-race youths in Johannesburg, South Africa rioted two weeks ago at a high school when police began a search for a youth who had allegedly been shot and was hiding inside the school. The students hurled gasoline bombs and stones and set fire to barricades of tires, the New York Times reported. Witnesses said that "scores of police backed up with two armored cars" crashed through barricades as students ran for cover. The incident was part of an organized local boycott of the high school, and other disturbances at other schools have also occurred over the last two months. Hirsch to decide on prayer UW-Madison Athletic Director Elroy Hirsch can now decide whether or not God belongs in the locker room. According to the Milwaukee Sentinel, the question of a team prayer for Madison football players has been handed over to Hirsch from UW-Chancellor Irving Shain. Hirsch has been asked to review the situation and then make a recommendation to the university's Athletic Board. Some of the options available, the Sentinel story said, include banning locker room prayer, allowing Badger Coach Dave McClain to continue leading the prayers before games or implementing a moment of s ilence. State gets new property law A new marital property law will go into effect on Jan. 1 in Wisconsin, and ours will be the first state to switch from a common law system to a community property system. The new law will mean married couples will split property ownership in half, the Kenosha News said. A spouse will be entitled to half of other assets, including interest and dividends. Banks and savings and loans will give credit based on both incomes and in the case of death, the current spouse will be entitled to half the husband's or wife's property, even if the will specifies someone else. Nearly a decade ago the main purpose of marital property laws was to help homemakers get credit, write a will and share control of assets during married, the article continued. Since then, the passage of divorce laws has made changes in the current property law necessary. Dorm bids rejected Parkside rejected all four bids from local companies offered for on-campus housing construction as too high when the bids were opened Tuesday. Director of Public Information Walt Shirer said the four bids ranged from $4.2 million to $4.4 million, while construction for the first phase of the dorms was budgeted at $3.4 million. "They're going to sit down with the contractors and review the situation," Shirer said. Shirer said, however, the university will try to rebid the contracts this fall, although no date has been set. qi'V ktaiV 4 Thursday, October 17, 1985 RANGER ] Apartheid rally educates Marketing Club Pi Sigma Epsilon invites you to stop in MOLN 116 on Wednesday, Oct. 23 We meet every other Wednesday at 1 p.m., which is the activity hour. The First Annual PSE Homecoming Golf Outing was held Oct. 11 at Maple Crest Country Club. We wish to express our thanks to the following sponsors for their help and prize donations: the Parkside Alumni Association, Jorgensen's Men's Wear, Modine Manufacturing and Dandee Liquor Mart. Jack Elmore, Steve Scuglik, Walt Shirer and Bob Slaasted will go down in the books as the winning foursome in the first annual event. The Managers' Dinner is approaching. Juniors and seniors are advised to purchase their tickets and attend. This is a great opportunity to meet with area executives. Poetry Club The Parkside Poetry Club presents "The Root River Voices" with English professor Carol-Lee Saffioti. The reading is in Tallent 182 at 7 p.m. on Oct. 17 and is free and open to the public. PAC The Parkside Association of Communicators is sponsoring its annual membership mixer, which will be held Thursday, Oct. 17 at 7 p.m. The mixer will take place off campus at 1642 N. Wisconsin in Racine. The mixer is intended to offer students interested in communication a chance to socialize with other students and faculty members, within the context of an informal shindig. The mixer will also offer freshman and sophomore students the opportunity to meet new people and talk with upper level communication students and alumni about any questions they have regarding their classes. ASPA There will be an ASPA meeting on Wednesday, Oct. 23 at 1 p.m. in MOLN 113. Annual dues must be collected by Oct. 25. Please be there. The November Dinner will be Wednesday, Nov. 6 at the Marc Plaza in Milwaukee. You must sign up by Friday, Oct. 25. There will be signup sheets at the meeting and on the door of MOLN 353 and D137D. ASPA will be selling tickets for the Managers' Dinner on Tuesday, Oct. 22 and we need members to sell tickets for one hour each on that day. If you have any questions, stop by MOLN D137D or contact Carlene Heard. Biological Sciences The Biological Sciences Club will hold a meeting Monday, Oct. 21 at 1 p.m. in GRQ D115. Topics to be discusses include the membership drive, student/faculty game, and other activities. Everyone is welcome. Apartheid from page 1 "I think that Mr. Neubauer, for all his nice talk, has yet to be convinced," he said. George Keih, adjunct professor of political science and president of the Northwestern University African Student Organization, said that apartheid in South Africa is not question of ideology, but rather a question of freedom. "Blacks in South Africa want freedom, not sex or white women," he said. "Sex will come after freedom has been won." Keih maintains that freedom for blacks will be attained through revolution rather than peaceful change. "Apartheid will not be reformed peacefully, but through revolution," he said. "Don't be fooled by ideology. The struggle is not easy; but no success comes easily." Keih said he believed South Africa would be free during his lifetime. "Every country has the right to set up its own system," he said. Anthropology professor Florence Shipek discussed the early history of South Africa, and economics professor Bill Rieber explained the economic system. Thomas Noer, Carthage College history professor, said the right to vote is, at present, the primary goal of the blacks. Revolution is not feasible now, he said, because of a lack of money, ammunition and arms. Noer's book, "Cold War and Black Liberation: U.S. and White Rule in Africa," has just been published. American Field Service exchange student Abraham Komutomakena, a native of South Africa, who is staying with neighbors of political science professor Willie Curtis, was an unscheduled addition to the rally. Komutomaken a said that his family rents a house, and his father works at a gas station. He said that blacks have no political rights and no political representation. "I do not advocate violence, but apartheid has to end," he said. "The solution to our problems is for South Africa to decide." Week at the Park Computers, cops coming up PSGA candidates The Parkside Student Government Association's Fall Elections are being held today in the Molinare Concourse until 8 p.m. There are eight candidates for the PSGA Senate and one for the Parkside Union Advisory Board. The senate candidates are Napoleon Scarbrough, Marc Fobair, Dan Vogt, Ernestine Weisinger, Gregory Holcomb, Chris Baierl, Joe Kim and Andy Buchanan. Dennis Padlock is running for PUAB's at-large seat. EVENTS Thursday, Oct. 17 Movie: "Beverly Hills Cop" will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $1 for a guest. The movie is rated "R" and runs 105 minutes. Sponsored by PAB. Talk: "India: Democratic Alternative to Communism in Asia," by Prof. Chelvadurai Manogaran at 7:30 p.m. in Union 104. The talk is free and open to the public. Sponsored by UW-Extension. Movie: "Closely Watched Trains" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. m the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. Friday, Oct. 18 Workshop: "Are You Going Round and Round?" starts at 1 p.m. Call ext. 2452 for reservations. Sponsored by Career Plannng and Placement Office. Movie: "Beverly Hills Cop" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Workshop: "WordPerfect" starts at 2 p.m. in WLLC D150A. Call ext. 2231 for reservations. Workshop: "Introduction to Appleworks" starts at 2 p.m. in WLLC Dl. Call ext. 2356 for reservations. Saturday, Oct. 19 Movie: "Closely Watched Trains" will be repeated at 6 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold. Sunday, Oct. 20 Movie: "Closely Watched Trains" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film series are available at the Union Information Center and will be available at the door. Movie: "Beverly Hills Cop" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. • • • *PSGA ELECTIONS* •TODAY* Thursday, Oct. 17, 1985 Polls close at 8 p.m. At Concourse Level of Molinaro Hall Positions to be filled are - nine senator seats, one PUAB (Parkside Union Advisory Board), one SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee). VOTE NOW - Do n't Complain Later • • Monday, Oct. 21 Blood Pressure readings from 10 a.m. to noon in WLLC Alcove 3 and 4. All are welcome. Sponsored by the Parkside Health Office. Slide Lecture: "Impressions of Germany Today: East and West" by Prof. Laura Gellott at 1 p.m. in Moln 107. The event is open to the public at no charge. Workshop: "Are You Going Round and Round?" will be repeated at 1 p.m. Call ext. 2452 for details. Short Course: "Congress-Our Elected Representatives: How Representative are They?" starts at 7 p.m. in T281. Call 2312 for reervations. Tuesday, Oct. 22 Workshop: "Are You Going Round and Round?" starts at 5 p.m. today. Call ext. 2452 for reservations. Workshop: "Investments: A Basic Introduction," by Beth Janicek of Shearson American Express starts at 7 p.m. in Moln 107. Call ext. 2047 for details. Sponsored by the Small Business Development Center. Wednesday, Oct. 23 Blood Pressure readings from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. at the Molinaro and WLLC Concourses. Call ext. 2366 for details. Workshop: "Advertising In A Small Business" starts at 6 p.m. in Union 106. Call ext. 2047 for reservations. Thursday, Oct. 24 Workshop/Breakfast: "Extending Domestic Business to Foreign Markets" starts at 7:30 a.m. in Union 202. Call ext. 2047 for reservations. Movie: "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for Parkside students and $l for guests. Sponsored by PAB. RANGER Deaths rise with drinking age, study shows Thursda^^ctobe^^^98^5 Raising the drinking age to 21 may increase the number of alcohol-related traffic deaths rather than lower it, a study by a Florida researcher says. Michael Morris, a professor of sociology at Pensacola (Fla.) Junior College, has completed a study which shows that in three states where the drinking age was raised, deaths among drivers under 20 rose also. In Florida, which raised their drinking age to 19 in 1980, the number of deaths among 18-year-old drivers rose from 13.2 per 100,000 drivers in 1980 to 20.5 per 100,000 in 1983, an increase of 55 percent. The same trend occurred in Tennessee, which raised its drinking age from 18 to 19 in 1979. Alcohol-related deaths among 18-year-old drivers rose from 13.9 to 17.3 per 100,000. In Illinois, deaths among 19- to 20-year-old drivers rose from 13.9 deaths per 100,000 drivers in that age group in 1980 to 17.3 in 1983, an increase of 24 percent. Illinois raised its drinking Gellott to present slide/lecture on Germany A slide/lecture on Germany will be presented by Professor Laura Gellott of the History Discipline on Monday, Oct. 21 from 1-2 p.m. in Molinaro 107. Her talk is entitled "Impressions of Germany Today: East and West." Gellott will discus her experiences in Germany this past summer. She was a participant in the DAAD (German Academic Exchange Program) and was part of a group of 24 American college professors, drawn largely from the Social Sciences, who spent four weeks at the University of Marburg studying the development of the two Germanies since 1949. The summer seminar included trips to Berlin, Bonn (the capital of West Germany), Frankfurt and German Democratic Republic (East Germany). There is a display on Germany on Level 1 of the Library. The program is being sponsored by the Library- /Learning Center. January deadline for abstracts Abstracts of papers are being accepted for presentation at the Wisconsin Academy Annual Symposium to be held at the University of Wisconsin-Center, Marathon County campus on April 25-26, 1986 in Wausau. Papers will be selected on merit; Academy membership is not a requisite. The symposium is open to all Wisconsin faculty, graduate students and interested individuals. Abstracts must be no longer than 250 words including title and concise summary of content and conclusions. These abstracts will be printed, in the proceedings of the meeting, with no editing, and will end after 250 words. Please include name, address, and telephone number of author(s) with identification of presenter. Abstracts should be typed, double spaced, on 8%xll white bond paper. They must be received no later than Friday Jan. 17. Send abstracts to the Wisconsin Academy of Sciences, Arts and Letters, 1922 University Avenue, Madison, 53705. The Review Committee will consider papers on any aspect of the sciences, arts or letters. Presentations will be grouped by section or topic insofar as possible. Presentataions are scheduled for 20 minutes with 5 minutes for questions. By separate arrangement, many of the papers presented at the annual symposium are later published in the Academy's "Transactions." If you wish to present your paper in special sections for botany, literature, art, ecology, mathematics or engineering please indicate this on your abstract along with any needed audiovisual equipment. If not designated, papers will be grouped with others of similiar topics. If you have any questions regarding abstract presentation or the annual symposium, please call (608) 263-1692 - Lee or Sue Davis. Students to spend "Day on Campus" PSGA plans class survey age from 19 to 21 in 1980. During a similar period in Wisconsin, said Brian Schimming, state vice chairman of Wisconsin STOP 21, deaths among 19- and 20-year-old drivers fell from 23.3 to 17.1 per 100,000 drivers. Wisconsin's drinking age was 18. All death drivers tested had at least a 10 percent blood alcohol content, Schimming said. "This is a reminder that raising the drinking age will be a huge mistake that will cost lives, not save them," Schimming said. While public school teachers attend the state teachers' convention on Thursday and Friday, Oct. 24 and 25, their high school junior and senior students will have an opportunity to attend classes at Parkside. "A Day on Campus" for Racine and Kenosha county high school juniors and seniors will be held both days from 8 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Guests can obtain information on financial aid, housing, admissions, academic programs and services as well as attend selected in-session Parkside classes. This year, to participate in "A Day on Campus," participants must register in advance by Wednesday, Oct. 18. To register, call 553-2370. Also presented this year will be sessions on academic and career planning. Guests will have a chance to tour the entire campus and talk with Parkside counselors, faculty and students as well as attend presentations titled "Faculty Expectations: What Really Happens in a College Class" and "Having Fun While Surviving Your Freshman Year." There will also be a tour of the university library and Academic Resource Center. Parking will be available in the Tallent Hall lot on the east side of Wood Road (30th Avenue), but guests are encouraged to take municipal buses, which will drop them off directly on campus. The university recreation center, which features a bowling alley, electronic games and billiard tables, will be available to the guests, as will the campus dining facility. Chancellor's forum set Having problems with the bus? Bothered by the system? Can't understand the academic programs? Betty Shutler, acting chancellor, will meet with students on Monday, Oct. 21 at 1 p.m. in Main Place. Shutler will discuss the current happenings on campus as well as answer questions from the audience. The event is open to all and is being sponsored by the Ranger. by Bob Kiesling Campus News Editor The Parkside Student Government Association will be considering approval Thursday of a survey of faculty and classes similar to the school's teaching evaluations. The Student Acquired Faculty Evaluations survey is intended to help students objectively select courses and instructors beginning Spring semester, Senator Sue Brudvig said. PSGA is planning the survey because the university requires instructor's consent to release evaluations, and the group believe only instructors with good evaluations would release them. Several senators said they expect the plan to pass. "I'm sure it will go over real well," Brudvig said. The survey form, which is to be passed out outside classes being surveyed, has only minor changes from a form used in a similar survey which was reinstated at UW-Madison this semester. Even though the distribution method is expected to be time-consuming, she said, "it's the only way we can control the survey." Introductory courses are to be surveyed first since they are taken mostly by freshmen, who mostly do not have access to comments of students who have already taken the courses or the instructors. "Those are what affect freshmen most," Brudvig said. While the final form of the survey's results have not been decided, she said, the group would like to publish a book containing the survey's results "as soon as possible." "It's going to take the results to determine how the form's going to be,"she said. Questions are to be broken into two categories: one rating instructors and another rating classes. PSGA is also planning to collect sylabuses from various classes and keep them on file for reference, and is working getting approval from the classes' instructors, she said. Committee expects new chancellor next year by Carol Kortendick The Search and Screen Committee for the Chancellor position is right on schedule, said committee chairman Robert Canary. He said the committee still plans on having five or more considerations for the Board of Regents by Dec. 1. Canary also said the committee is doing satisfactory work with regard to affirmative action. "We're reasonably satisfied with our success in securing women and minority candidates," said Canary. "Now, however, we're not dependent on the fact that they're a woman or a minority, but if they meet qualifications." Final acceptance of applications was Tuesday, Oct. 1. Bwzzt 20%oh Pistachios Week of Oct. 21-Oct. 25 We have a foil selection of Candy & Nuts Located in the Union Bazaar Directly Across from the Info Center 10 am - 4 pm Mon. thru Fri. 6 Thursday, October 17, 1985 RANGER a P.S.G.A Constitution paid advertisement paid advertisement We, the students of the University of Wisconsin Parkside do hereby organize ourselves pursuant to Wisconsin Statute 36.09(5) and the Parkside Student Govern menf Association Inc. Constitution Art 4 1 in the manner set forth in this constitution and select our representatives to participate in institutional governance in the manner set forth below. We invest the powers of this constitution in the Parkside Student Government Association Inc. All previous Parkside Student Government Association constitutions shall be null and void upon ratification of this constitution on March 5 •and 6, 1980. This constitution shall be the sole constitution of Parkside Student Government Association inc. and the student body and subject only to amendments. The Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. shall be responsible to the students of the University of Wisconsin • Parkside. The Parkside Student Government Association Inc. shall have the power to enforce and protect the following articles by passing motions, resolutions or taking legal action to insure that no student's rights are violated. Those students seeking positions in the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc (P.S.G.A., inc.) must fulfill all requirements of that office in accordance with Student Life Eligibility Criteria specified in the Senate Rules. ARTICLE I Section 1. All legislative powers granted herein shall be vested in the Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 2. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall consist of 18 student members, half of which will be elected in the spring and half in the fall, whose term shall be for one year. Section 3. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall choose their own officers and also a President Pro Tempore. Section 4. in the absence of the Vice- President of P.S.G.A., inc. who shall be the president of the Senate, the President Pro Tempore shall be the President of the Senate. The President Pro Tempore shall be a Senator and shall be a member of all Senate Committees. When vacancies happen in the represen tation from any at large seat, the President Pro Tempore shall fill such vacancies with the concurrence of a simple majority of the entire legislative branch of the P.S.G.A , Inc. Section 5. A simple majority of the total Senate shall constitute a quorum to do • business. Section 6. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall have the power to determine the rules of its proceedings, censure its members for disorderly conduct and, with the concurrence of two thirds of the entire Senate, expel a member. The Senate shall keep a journal of its proceedings, and publish the same mon thly at the minimum, a copy of the journal shall be available for review by the public in the P.S.G.A., inc. offices. The Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall meet at an established place and time no less than once a week during the fall and spring semesters, and no less than once a month during the summer session. Upon presentation of a petition by a simple majority of the entire Senate a meeting shall be called by the Vice President or in the case of the Vice-President's absence the President Pro Tempore shall have the responsibility to call a meeting within 48 hours. Section 7. Bills may either originate in the Senate or be sent to the Senate from the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Every bill, order, resolution or vote on which the concurrence of the Senate is necessary shall have passed the Senate by a simple majority and shall be presented to the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. before it takes effect. If t he President does not approve, he/she shall send it back to the Senate for reconsideration with his/her reasons for rejection. If, after such reconsideration, a simple majority of the entire Senate shall agree to pass the bill, it shall become law. But in all such cases the votes of Senate shall be determined by a roll call vote, and the names of persons voting for and against the bill shall be entered in the journal of the Senate. If an y bill shall not be returned by the President within ten school days after it has been presented to him/her, the same shall become law. in the manner as if he/she had signed it. All proceedings of the Senate of the P.S.G.A, Inc.. shall be sent to the executive branch for incorporation purposes. If the President vetoes the legislation, he/she shall send it back to tne Senate. A two-thirds vote of the entire Senate shall be required to override the Veto. powers, and all other powers vested by this constitution in the P5G A . Inc Section 9. The Senate of the P S G A.. Inc shall have the power to amend this con stitution by a two thirds vote ot the entire Senate in the event of an amendment being passed by the Senate, said amendment shall be placed on the ballot of the next election. If the students confirm the amendment by a simple majority vote, it shall be added to the Constitution if the students vote against if, the amendment will be deleted. In the event the Senate does not confirm the proposed amendment, said amendment will not appear on the ballot. The proponent of an amendment that is turned down may. if he or she so chooses, follow the procedures set up in Article V, Section 2. When amendments are up for approval they shall appear on the October and March ballots, in cases of urgency, a special referendum may be held at any time. Section 10. The Senate shall have the sole power of impeachment and the power to try all impeachments When sitting for that purpose they shall be of oath or affirmation. When the President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. is fried the Chief Justice of the Judicial court shall preside, and no person shall be con victed without the concurrence of two thirds of the entire Senate. Judgement in cases of impeachment shall not extend further than removal from office and disqualification to hold and enjoy any office or position that the P.S.G.A., Inc. has jurisdiction over, appointment to, or election for. Impeachment shall not begin until two-thirds of the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. have voted to hold an impeachment hearing. Section I). Roberts Rules of Order shall govern the proceedings of all Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. meetings except when inconsistent with the Constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section s. The Senate shall have the power to make motions, resolutions, or take legal actions which shall be necessary and proper for carrying Into execution the foregoing ARTICLE II Section t. All executive powers, within this article, shall be vested in the President of the Parkside Student Government Association, Inc. Section 2. The President shall hold office during the term of one year together with the Vice President who will be chosen for the same term. They shall be eligible for reelection and shall not serve more than 2 consecutive terms. Before the President and the Vice President elect enters on the execution of »re office of the Presidency or Vice-Presidency, he or she shall take the following oath: "I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the office of President (or Vice President) of the Parkside Student Government Association inc. and will to the best of my ability preserve, protect and defend the constitution and actions of the Parkside Student Government Association Inc." The President of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall also be able to draw compensation while in office, the amount of which shall be determined by a majority vote of the entire Legislative branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. This compensation can be suspended by the Senate while the President is on trial for purposes of impeachment, if, however, after impeachment proceedings the President is found to be innocent, all benefits will be paid to him/her retroactive from the date of suspension. Increases in compensation will not be awarded to a President while in office unless he/she is re-elected to another term of office or to his/her immediate successor, at which time such benefits would begin to be implemented. All increases must be approved by a majority of the entire Senate. Upon resignation or removal from office or inability to discharge power and duties of the Presidency, the Vice President shall assume the office of President of the P.S.G.A., inc. and shall meet the constitutional requirements of the Presidency of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 3. The President shall have the power by and with the advice and consent of the majority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate to nominate and appoint the treasurer, corresponding secretary and all other officers of the executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and all student judges with the consent of twothirds of the entire Senate. The President shall have the power to lineitem veto specific portions of Senate bills. He/she may line item veto the P.S.G.A., Inc. budget, but shall not line-item veto the Segregated Fee Budget. The President may not veto legislation or any portion of it, passed by the Senate which deals with the Senate Procedural Rules, Regulations or Senate appointments. The President shall have the power to require written reports from all standing or special committees and individuals to whom responsibilities have been delegated within the P.S.G.A., inc. and shall be required to furnish written reports on his/her executive activities to the legislative branch of the PSGA, Inc by a majority vote of the Senate Any required written reports shall be requested in writing and shall be received within one week of the presentation of such request to th-> p S.G.A., Inc. member being required to tumish the report The President shall have the power, by and with the advice and consent of the Legislative branch of the P S.G.A., Inc. to sign contracts, provided that a majority of the entire Senate concurs. The President shall draw up the P S G.A., Inc. budget and send it to the Legislative branch of the P S G A , Inc. for approval. The President shall take care that the constitution o» the P S.G.A., Inc. and its bylaws be faithfully executed. The President, Vice President and all of ficers of the PSGA., Inc. shall be removed from office for dereliction of duty or failure to take care that the constitution of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and its by laws be faithfully executed. Section 4. The President of the P S.G.A , Inc. shall nominate student appointees to all faculty codified committees with a simple majority of the entire Senate needed for approval and shall publish such vacancies in the student newspaper Section 5. The treasurer of the P.S.G A, Inc. shall keep records and recipts on all expenditures of all P S G A.. Inc. monies and shall make such records public. ARTICLE III Section 1. All judicial powers of the P.S.G.A , Inc. shall be vested in judiciary court, and in lower courts that the Senate of the P S.G.A.. inc. may establish. The judges, of all courts, shall maintain good behavior and character during their terms of office. Section 2. The judicial court shall consist of four judges and one Chief Justice. Student members of the judicial branch of the P S G A , inc. shall be University of Wisconsin Parkside students, and must be confirmed by the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin Parkside after a two thirds approval by the entire Senate of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Appointments to the judicial branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc., shall be for three years. Section 3. In the case of deciding the constitutionality of the actions of the P.S.G.A., Inc. the decisions shall be binding on all parties involved, and shall be forwarded to the designated disciplinary head of the administrative branch of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside on to the appropriate authorities for implementation. ARTICLE IV Section l. The P.S.G.A., Inc., subject to the responsibilities and powers of the Board of Regents, the President of the University of Wisconsin system, the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin Parkside, and the faculty of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside shall be active participants in the immediate governance of and policy development fiy such institutions. As such, the P.S.G.A. shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review of policies concerning student life, services, and interests. As such, the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be the sole representative student group of the students of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside allowed to participate in institutional governance. ' SUB—ARTICLE I Section t. The P.S.G.A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin Parkside and subject to the final confirmation of the Board of Regents shall have the resp^sibilify for the disposition of those student fees which constitute substantial support for campus student activities. Section 2. An Allocation Committee shall be established as a subcommittee of the P.S.G.A., Inc Senate. The committee shall review requests for program support and budget allocations of the allocable portion of the segregated University fee. All action of said committee shall be subject to the final approval of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in conjunction with the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside. A. MEMBERSHIP. The Allocations Committee shall consist of 8 voting members, 6 of whom shall be P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators The remaining 2 shall be chosen by the student body of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, one elected in the spring, one elected in the fall. Three P.S.G.A., inc. Senators shall be chosen in the spring and three shall be chosen in the fall by blind drawing of interested P.S.G.A., Inc. Senators. The drawing shall be conducted by the Judicial Branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. The term of office shall be one year. The committee shall elect its own chairperson after each spring election. In addition, the Assistant Chancellor for Educational Ser vices. Assistant Chancellor for Administration and Fiscal Affairs, and the Campus Controller may sit with the com mittee as non voting members. Should a vacancy occur on the Allocations Committee the following procedures shall be used. 1 The President Pro Tempore of the P S G A . Inc. Senate, in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, will fiil any unoccupied Senatorial seat with the confirmation of the PSGA., Inc Senate. 2 The President of the P S G A., Inc., in consultation with the Chancellor or designee, shall appoint to any at large seat on the Allocations Committee. The P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate does not need to approve the President's appointment. B. PROCEDURES. Upon the call Of the Chancellor and the President of the P.S.G.A., inc. the Committee shall annually prepare recommendations on the disburse I of the Segregated University Fee. Should the P.S G.A., Inc. concur in the recommendation, the President of P.S.G.A., inc. shall so advise the Chancellor and Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. Should the Chan cellor concur in the PSGA., Inc. recom mendation, he/she shall arrange for its implementation. Should the Chancellor not concur, the provisions under negotiations shall be used. The Senate may not amend the Allocations Committee recommendation. Rejection cf the Committees' recom mendation takes a 2/3 vote of the entire Senate in the case of rejection by the Senate, the reasons for rejection shall be agreed to and forwarded to the Chairperson of the Allocations Committee. The Allocations Committee shall reconsider its recom mendation and again forward it to the Senate. C. NEGOTIATIONS. The President of the P S.G.A., Inc., the Chairperson of S.U F.A.C. and the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate or their designees (who must be members of the P.S.G.A.. inc.) shall be representatives of the P.S.G.A., Inc. in any consultation with the Chancellor or his/her designee in dealing with the P.S.G.A., Inc. Allocations Committee. If the President Pro Tempore of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate is a member of S.U.F.A.C. then the Senator with the most seniority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate will assume the duties of the Pro Tempore In negotiations with the Chancellor. If the P.S.G.A., Inc. and the Chancellor cannot reconcile their differences in the allocation of the allocable portion of Segregated University Fees, each will submit a set of recommendations to the Board of Regents for final disposition. D. DUTIES. The Allocations Committee shall have primary responsibility in setting the allocable portion of the auxiliary budget and to insure proper monetary expenditures in total and within budgetary categories. The Allocations Committee shall meet year round to review the allocable portion of the Segregated Fees Budget according to the procedures set up in the Senate Rules. SUB ARTICLE II Section 1. A standing Senate Committee, the Student Organization Council, shall be established consisting of the Presidents (or their designees) of all student organizations who choose to participate. Section 2. No student shall be denied membership to any on-campus organization for reaspns of race, color, religious creed, national origin, sex, past criminal record, political belief, political action, or sexual preference. Section 3. Students shall be free to assemble, to demonstrate, to communicate, and to protest individually or through a student organization so long as no federal, state, or municipal law is violated. Section 4. Students shall be free to use campus facilities for meetings of student organizations, subject to uniform regulations to time and manner governing the facility Section S. Students shall have the right to invite and hear speakers of their choice and approval shall not be witheld by the PSGA inc. or university authorities for purposes of censorship. Section 6. Affiliation with an extramural organization shall not in itself disqualify a student organization from student govern ment recognition or institutional recognition Section 7. The student press shall be free of censorship and advance approval of copy and its editors shall be free to develop their own editorial policies and news coverage. Section 8. The student press Shall be accorded all those rights as stated in the United States Constitution. Section ». Students shall have the right to distribute or sell information of a printed nature that does not conflict with University of Wisconsin - PPaarrkk*siidd®e hbiinnrdti;n«g„ contracts. c . ARTICLE V section 1. Fall elections for the P.S.G.A.,. Inc shaii be held the third week of October' At that time, one half of the representatives from the legislative branch as well as one at large S.U F.A.C seat shall be elected. Spring elections for the P.S.G.A., inc. shall be held during the eighth week of the spring semester. At that time the President, Vice • President, remaining legislative seats, one at large S.U.F.A.C. seat and five Union Operating Board seats shall be elected. Section 2. The students, upon requesting a petition with 10 percent of the signatures of the entire student body, shall have the right to request a constitutional referendum to amend this constitution, or to request an advisory referendum. The petition shall be presented to both the President and the Vice President and the President Pro Tempore of P.S.G.A., Inc. Section 3. 1) For recall against a Senator or officer of P.S.G.A , Inc., any University of Wisconsin - Parkside student may start the petition and any University of Wisconsin - Parkside student may sign it. Fifteen percent of the Parkside student body must sign the petition. 2) The recall petition must have a statement of the reason(s) for removal from office. This must deal with actions committed in the present term of office. 3) The student(s) shall present the petition to the Senate. Upon receiving verification of the petition, the Senate must immediately notify the school paper that a recall is in progress and a special election will take place There must be an election within 15 school days after notification of the valid petition is received by the Senate. 4) Upon receiving the recall petition the Senate must immediately turn it over to the election committee. The election committee shall have five days to verify the names on the petition. In the event that there is no election committee, the Senate must appoint one within five days. If illegal names are found on the petition, and the number of legal names drop to less than 15%, the election committee must notify the student(s) who presented the petition. Upon notification, the students have five school days to get the required number of names. If they fail to do so, their recall petition shall be declared null. At the request of the student(s) who presented the petition, the election committee must show that the names are illegal. No legal name can be removed from the petition after filing. Once the petition is presented to the Senate, it cannot be withdrawn. A person can be recalled only once per offense during his/her term in office. The person who is cited in the recall petition shall have his/her name placed on the ballot automatically unless he/she resigns. Students who wish to run for the position shall follow normal election procedure. 5) If a Senator or Officer resigns and is reappointed to a position within the term of office he/she last held, it shall be considered only a continuation of his term. ARTICLE VI Section l An applicant shall not be denied admission to the University of Wisconsin - Parkside for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 2. Financial aid shall not be denied for reasons of race, color, national origin, religious creed, sex, previous criminal record, political beliefs, political action, or sexual preference. Section 3. Students are free to take exception to the data presented or views offered in any course of study and may advocate alternative opinions to those presented within the classroom. Section 4. All Student Disciplinary matters will be processed through the University of Wisconsin - Parkside Student Disciplinary Procedures Chapter UWS 17. Section 5. Students snan DO evaluated only on their knowledge of the subject and academic performance and in turn are responsible to maintain standards of academic performance established for each course they have enrolled in. Section 6. Disclosure of students political or personal beliefs in connection with course work shall not be made public without express permission of the student. Section 7. Student records on academic performance and disciplinaary actions shall be separate. Section 8. Information from counseling and disciplinary files shall not be made available to persons on or off campus without the express consent of the student involved, except under legal compulsion. Section 9. All records and information kept on file shall be readily accesible to the student to whom they pertain. Section 10. Students shall have the right to be present at all committee meetings directly affecting the students. Section 11. The constitutional rights of any student, as stated in the United States Constitution, shall not be denied anyone, at the University of Wiscbnsin - Parkside. SENATORIAL ELECTIONS October 16th and 17th RANGER Thursday, October 17, 1985 7 Homecoming ' 85-Homecoming' mm Photos by Dave McEvoy as King and Queen Serpe, Doering reign Each candidate for the Homecoming crown was allowed to say a few words before the honors were bestowed upon the lucky winners last Thursday night (Oct. 10). The comments ranged from amusing to unenlightening, the whole thing mediated by Michael Bassis and Jenny Price. The award of King went to 40-year-old Bill Serpe, an English and dramatic arts major who has been active in the plays here, as well as being a member of the Ranger staff. "I'm glad," said Serpe immediately after being crowned. "I really didn't think it would matter, but it did. When I woke up this morning I was nervous, so it must have mattered. It's fun! But the crown could use a chin strap." The queen was Janet Doering, a nursing major and member of The Office and the Parkside Dart Team. Upon winning she stated, "I'm so, so happy to win the position. I will streak around the inner loop anytime anyone asks me." The coronation was again a happy, rewarding occasion for all involved. Bill Serpe and Janet Doering Variety Show Hometown boy does good Kenosha-born comic Jeff Cesario made a very successful appearance as emcee of the Homecoming Variety Show last Thursday night (Oct. 10). Careful to joke about circumstances the audience could relate to, Cesario covered all the basic stand-up grounds like cars, dates, sports, even Italians. He worked very well off the audience, handling occasional hecklers or comments with ease, utilizing the situation positively and to his advantage. The show itself consisted of several vocalists and two dance acts. The vocalists included Sandy Saladis, who sang "I Wonder," and Rayann Huth, who sang "Send in the Clowns." Both were accompanied by Tom Turkowski on piano. The other vocalist was Laura Patenziani, who sang "Memories" from the Broadway show "Cats." She was accompanied by Lydia Morrow on piano. Among the dance acts was an - ahem - authentic Tahitian dance by alumni member Delia Simpson. The Parkside Dance Ensemble also performed, the act consisting of Dan Galbraith, Carmen Acosta and Beth Knutter. The performers all did very well, exhibiting substantial talent in their acts. Cesario stated after the show, ' 'It was a lot of fun. It's nice to come home and play to people you know in an area where you grew up. It was a great experience; I loved it." Hot stuff Chili con Parkside: straight to Jennie Tunkieicz Editor The smell was overpowering. They were all brown and mushy-looking. Most had beans and ground beef floating around in them, although some were quite innovative and sported the likes of corn or curly pasta. A majority of them were hot, to touch and to taste, but some were cold, which was different. It got to be pretty confusing after while. One would get mixed up with the next, and all the flavors combined like a carnival. All I can say is thank God for Di-gel!! Being a judge for a chili cookoff is not all it's cracked up to be. Sure, you get a free lunch, and if you are conniving enough you can get a free beer; but the heartburn, and the heart-ache from having to choose only one, take some of the fun out of the event. The judges were Pat "Red Pepper" Ramsdell, Tom Siewert, Mike Klinka and myself. I'm sure the other judges would agree it was hard to choose one winner out "It was unbelievable. It's the first time I ever won anything for my cooking." -Chili Champion Hannelore Rader of 15 different kinds of chili - they were so good! It was also pretty difficult not to accept the bribe offered by one contestant, who shall remain nameless. But, we were strong, and anyway it just wasn't enough money. Judge Ramsdell commented, "It was pure hell trying to remember what number two tasted like after number 15. Luckily we all took good notes." Hannelore Rader, director of the Library/Learning Center, emerged as the Chili Champion. Rader's recipe combined all the right ingredients, had the perfect amount of zing and looked great. "It was unbelieveable. It's the first time I ever won anything for my cooking. I had no idea that I would win because I know there are a lot of good cooks here. It was great fun and I hope Homecoming continues to have this event. A lot of people attended and they all had a really good time," said Rader. Rader said her chili took about a half hour to make, and all the ingredients were homegrown. "I didn't make it as hot for the contest as I do for myself," she said. Although she is a "creative cook" who doesn't follow recipes, Rader promised to come up with a recipe to print in the Ranger next week. As winner of the contest, Rader received a chef's hat and a ladle with the engraving "1985 Chili Champ." Last year's Homecoming cookoff champ, Assistant Chancellor Gary Goetz, said his failure to repeat does not affect his Spaghetti Sauce title. "Spaghetti sauce is the top of the line and the fact that I lost the chili competition doesn't detract from my the heartburn King Serpe with Chili Champ Hannelore Rader title. I tried hard, but my chili apparently didn't have enough spice. Hannelore did a great job. It is a great competition, and I hope it becomes a tradition - as long as they stay out of the spaghetti sauce area forever. The bottom line is that this does not tarnish my Spaghetti Sauce Crown." said Goetz. All fifteen contestants did a great job and deserve congratulations for trying. The other contestants were: Betty Shutler, Michael Bassis, Jenny Price, Joanne Goodyear, Walt Shirer, James Shea, Tom Krimmel, Bill Missamore, Buddy Couvion, John Elmore, Carol Cashion, Ed Stabili and Patty Hooper. Thursday, October 17, 1985 9 / 10 Thursday, October 17, 1985 RANGER Homecoming '85 -Homecoming '85 - Photos by Dave McEvoy Age no barrier at soccer match Friday In a closely fought battle, faculty and staff managed a 4-4 tie with students in the Students vs. Faculty/Staff Soccer Challenge Friday. The faculty/staff, emboldened by the sight of s uch lissome athletes as Esther Will and Anne Burbach, fielded a large squad of 17 enthusiastic competitors aroused by the acting chancellor's generous offer of tenure appointments for the winners. The students were represented by members of Parkside's soccer team who were eager to make a mark at this year's Homecoming, as well as on some of the faculty. A raucous but good-natured crowd enjoyed the game almost as much as the players. They were rather a motley crew, consisting of numerous puzzled and skeptical onlookers, many of whom were simply innocent and others who were innocently simple. The latter category was led by our newly-crowned king, Bill "The Animal" Serpe and PSGA President Red "Bullhorn" Ramsdell. The students opened the match confidently, threatening the faculty goal, which was defended manfully if slightly nervously by an agile David Holmes. It wasn't until the five minute mark that the faculty recorded their first shot at the students' goal, a wayward effort by Tom Krimmel. The attempt seemed to signal a surge among the faculty ranks; however, and they struck back with a good goal by Krimmel assisted by Bruce Branchini, which prompted the ever-respectful cheerleading squad to break into a stirring rendition of "Go Students, Beat the Geriatrics." In response to this challenge the faculty sent Gary Goetz onto the field. The faculty continued to use their substitutions to good Gary Goetz waits to block goals effect, especially in their tendency to collapse, gasping, in front of their bench. Richard "Rocket" Cristoph galloped enthusiastically into the smoke of battle where Will and Branchini demonstrated a fine chemistry of action. Suddenly the faculty exploded into motion, sparked by Burbach and Esrold "The Natural" Nurse. Chagrined by missing an earlier, easier opening, Nurse struck a blow for the academic staff by driving a crossed pass into the net past the students' hapless goalkeeper, Carlos Gil. Following up rapidly on this success, Goetz and Don Walters combined to leave the students embarrassed by the half time score of 3-1. Both teams retreated to the huddle during the break, the students to discuss strategy and the profs for oxygen and vitamins. Meanwhile, the crowd was entertained by the Pompon squad's sporting cry, "Hit 'em hard, hit 'em low, hit 'em where the sun don't show." Their disappointment at the departure of Vice Chancellor Michael Bassis was apparent during a rendition of "Na-na, hey hey, kiss him goodbye." Sales of Geritol and Rolaids set a brisk pace. The faculty/staff began the second half with fresh legs and soaring confidence, determined to show that a Ph.D. is indeed the difference between winning and losing. The Fine Arts Department was particularly noticeable during this period as Rob "Gasp"' Campbell, Mark "Ice" Eichner and Doug "Flower Power" DeVinney looked in tune, and a dapper looking James Dean joined the fray. Students Ian Jack and Dave Roback combined for a smooth counterattack and succeeded in confounding goalkeeper Goetz who, reacting surprisingly quickly, discovered the ball sitting comIan Jack defies gravity fortably in the back of the net. But Tom Moore, who normally brings behavioral science to its knees, now managed to do the same to the student's goalkeeper as he scored the faculty/staff's fourth goal in ruthless style, restoring a comfortable, but certainly surprising, two-goal lead. There was great rejoicing by the faculty/staff's rapturous supporters, who demanded to know whether the students could respond to this impertinent challenge. That question was quickly answered. The students girded their loins and launched a late effort to save the game. John Koska narrowed the deficit with a quick goal, and a race was on for the equalizer. Tim Fossum and Steve Leavitt tried vainly to stem the green and white tide, but the students wheeled out their answer in the form of freshman striker Mike Klemm. He drove through the remnants of the blue team's defense to restore student morale and pride with a well-placed goal moments prior to the final whistle. No injuries were reported after the game, but Tom Krimmel's pallor was examined by an expert from the Fine Arts Department and pronounced to be a distinctive lizarine crimson. While the students left to prepare for Saturday's Homecoming varsity match, the ex-jocks retired (no kidding) to the Union to settle the most perplexing question in modern sports - Does it taste great, or is it really less filling? Semi-formal fun, flash tickets to basketball games and a pair of subscription tickets to plays at Parkside. The nightclub-style act of singer Tina Fabrique proved to be one of the highlights of the evening. Her performance consisted of a mix of contemporary songs and slower, more bluesy numbers. Her strong voice seemed more suited to these slower songs, although her entire performance was an enjoyable experience. The casino was very successful, with blackjack and craps being the most popular games. by Rick Luehr Homecoming '85 was capped Saturday by the Semi- Formal and Casino held in Main Place. A rather small crowd of about 125 turned out to dance to the music of the John Bunic Big Band and to hear the performance of singer Tina Fabrique. Those who attended also enjoyed many casino games, such as craps, blackjack and ski dice, to try to win Parkside dollars which could be exchanged for raffle tickets. Among the prizes given away at the end of the night were passes to the Union Cinema, season RANGER « « , I v ' ' - c~ 1 r'V Thursday, October 17, 1985 11 Theater Performances of "Anne Frank" announced gether, waiting out the war. The play also depicts the bravery of two friends who risked their own lives to help conceal them. "The Diary of Anne Frank" begins with the return of Anne's father, Otto Frank, to the "secret annex" upon his release from a concentration camp at the end of the war. He returns to discover that he is the only family survivor. As he reads through Anne's diary, the play goes back in time to show scenes from the two years of hiding. Goodrich and Hackett have skillfully used sections of the diary with their own interpretive skills to show a young girl's struggle to reach maturity and to make some sense of the irrational cruelty in the world around her. Cast members for the production are, from Kenosha, Missy Weaver (as Anne), Kathy Resch, Mike Rohl and Robert Adams; from Racine, Connie Kowalski, Andy Brhel and Paula Boehler; from Sturtevant, Deborah Ryback; from Lake Geneva, Andy Holohan; and from Zion, Philip Jaeger. "Although 'The Diary of Anne Frank' deals specifically with a historical reality, it is also a play about human nature, the good and evil in all of us," said Kornetsky. "Anne, with her crucial line, 'In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart,' searches for the good, and finds it, in humanity. But the play also deals with evil, or the potential for evil, in all of us. We see both the destruction and the beauty and resilience of the human spirit. "As a director, my focus is to find the central working image for the play. 'The Diary of Anne Frank' builds steadily in intensity with the feeling of confinement increasing throughout. For two years, these eight people never go outside, never have any true privacy, and this takes its toll on the group of refugees. "While the Nazi terror is the external factor that molds the plot, it is precisely this confinement and claustrophobia that that motivates the action. The feeling of being trapped, both physically and emotionally, is central to the play. We are not interested in producing a play about atrocities and horror. We are approaching the play as an examination of human values, strengths and weaknesses, amid the reality of a world that is frighteningly inhuman." When Alan Thicke gained notoriety as the host of a TV talk show which pompously expected to unseat latenight king Jonny Carson, he fell flat on his face. Now, as the star of ABC's new sitcom "Growing Pains," he must experience jolting sensations of d eja vu. In "Growing Pains" (Tuesdays at 8 p.m. on Channels 7 and 12) Thicke plays a psychologist who moves his practice into his home in order to play househusband to his three school age children and recently-returned-to-work wife. Clearly, the series is shooting for "Cosby Show" or "Family Ties "status, mirroring the trials and tribulations of middle class family life. Instead of achieving this goal, however, the show comes off as little more than another inane role reversal comedysort of a "Dr. Mom." Most annoying here is Thicke's character, who's far too wimpy to serve as a familial focal point. Successful TV fathers-from the days of Robert Young and Fred Mac- Murray til today-have al- Alan Thicke ways been strong, compassionate, enviable figures. Frequently, viewers of programs spotlighting these truly dear old dads wish they top had fathers of that ilk. Thicke, however, imbues his character with slightly less backbone than an invertebrate, causing him to appear almost as an outsider in the very home he's supposedly running. His three children, obviously patterned after the flippancy of the kids from '"Cosby" and "Ties" don't help his cause any, as they bicker and worry about meaningless trifles that haven't been addressed since "The Brady Bunch" was cancelled. Keeping in tune with its title, therefore, "Growing Pains" is a wince-a-minute bad time. And anyone who thinks this awful imitation should even be mentioned along with the two shows it seeks to copy is definitely 'thicke' in the head. "The Diary of Anne Frank," dramatized by Frances Goodrich and Albert Hackett, is the fall main stage production at Parkside. Peformances, all in the Comm Arts theater, are at 8 p.m. on Fridays, Oct. 25 and Nov. 1, and Saturdays, Oct. 26 and Nov. 2. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and at the door, and are $4 for Parkside students, faculty, staff and senior citizens, and $5 for the general public. The Pulitzer Prize-winning play is being directed by dramatic arts lecturer Lisa Kornetsky, who is replacing Professor Lee Van Dyke. Dyke is on a one-year sabbatical leave to study video production techniques at San Francisco State University. The play is a dramatization of the book, "Anne Frank: The Diary of a Young Girl," the genuine, first-person account of a girl and seven others hiding for two years from Nazi persecution of Jews in TV Review Rehearsing "The Diary of Anne Frank" are, from left, Kathy Resch and Missy Weaver, Kenosha, and Connie Kowalski, Racine. Amsterdam War II. Anne was 13 years old when Pain gets Thicke her family went into hiding and she began her diary. The diary ended two years later on the day the Gestapo discovered the family's hiding place. Anne died of typhus in a concentration camp just before her 16th birthday. The play's writers have combined Anne's words with Beverlv Hills COD • • PAB presents Murphy starrer Rondelle Free film series commences The process of growing up - of breaking away from adolescence and entering adulthood - will be the topic when "Breaking Away," the first film in the St. Luke's Hospital Mental Health Film Series, is shown at the Golden Rondelle Theater on Tuesday, Oct. 22. The program begins at 7 p.m. Set in Bloomington, Indiana, "Breaking Away" is an off-beat, funny and refreshingly honest comedy which tells the tale of four high school graduates looking for a future in their small midwestern college town. Rivalry develops between them and the city's arrogant college students and is played out in a rousing bicycle race, the university's "Little 500." "Breaking Away" is an exciting and exhilarating winner and was nominated for five Academy Awards, winning Best Screenplay. Immediately following the^- > film, the audience is invited to participate in a discussion of the film led by Kathleen M. Westover, M.S. Reservations for the program can be made by calling the Rondelle at 631-2154 Monday through Friday. There is no admission charge. by Nick Topper scenes from the daily lives of the eight people confined torows from silent comedy to create the opening chase, and infuses some affectionate Laurel and Hardy byplay between two supporting cops (Judge Reinhold and John Ashton) during the climactic shoot-out. It's one of the few star comedies in recent years to allot some humor and personality to the minor characters. "Beverly Hills Cop" made a lot of money but is essentially an average Ritz Brothers-esque Saturday afternoon comedy throwaway with far too much predictability to make it any better than just plain fair. Take it or leave it, no harm done either Eddie Murphy way. by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor PAB's film committee has chosen to run the hit Eddie Murphy feature "Beverly Hills Cop" as their current screen presentation in the Union Cinema. Comics as cops has been done by virtually every comedian from Mack Sennett's Keystone Cops to Chaplin's "Easy Street" to Laurel and Hardy's "Midnight Patrol" to W.C. Fields as "The Bank Dick." What "Beverly Hills Cop" essentially does is allow Murphy to razz uptight whitebread authority figures in the context of a cop story. Director Martin Brest bor» T 12 Thursday, October 17, 1985 RANGER Commando • More muscles and guns without any brains by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor It may be difficult to imagine anyone who likes The Three Stooges, All-Star Wrestling and Ozzy Osbourne disliking the new Arnold Schwarzenegger action flick "Commando," but this writer has done it. Arnold is billed simply as Schwarzenegger, a one-word monicker like Fabian or Bozo, and plays some sort of good guy killer who comes out of retirement when his teenage daughter (the irresistible Alyssa Milano of TV's "Who's the Boss") is kidnapped by terrorists. This conflict gives somewhat greater plausibility to the seemingly endless violence of the film, unlike Schwarzenegger's previous "The Terminator," which was far more ridiculous. Villainous characterizations run amok as Schwarzenegger fights off entire armies of opponents, all armed to the teeth, without receiving more than a few cuts and scrapes. This is after an innocent stewardess named Cindy (Rae Dawn Chong, whose father is of Cheech and Chong fame), is somehow caught up llllllllfl !!ili:P§Pi K•MlfMlBWli*?*i Si •5Sr & r* * i ^ mm. IliHH'ti';rjm • ?aii iHMf 1• •m mm i • • PUB AND GRUB 1170-22nd Ave., Kenosha HAPPY HOUR IS BACK PUB & GRUB i • FREE BEER 4-6 P.M. * • ALL REGULAR MIXED DRINKS * *! •I im i & BOTTLED BEER ONLY 75* 6-8 P.M. • BURGERS, BRATS & HOT DOGS 65* 4-8 P.M. LOOK FOR "COLLEGEm TUESDAY — COMING SOON « mmm m in the whole mess through a matter of circumstances that is bemusing in its illogicality. Unlike "The Terminator," this mindless actioner merits some attention, managing to rise all the way to a level of sheer incompetence. The stunts, editing and direction are good, the acting is pretty fair (except for Arnold who's completely beyond hope) and the conflict involving an innocent youngster manages to reach the ire of even the least interested viewer. This does not keep the film from being really psycho in a number or ways, with hundreds of nasty killings, some of them as disgustingly graphic as any senseless teen slasher flick. The basic good guy vs. bad guy idea has risen to an intensely violent level in motions pictures, "Commando" being a product of this subgenre. Despite their many repugnant elements, films of this type ("Rambo" is the classic example) are good for some big box office bucks, and thus are worth making from the filmmaker's business-like point of view (which is a nice example of what occurs when dollar signs get in the way of crea- Remo Williams • Arnold Schwarzenegger tivity). Fewer innocent people are bumped off in this one ("The Terminator" just wasted anybody), the killings being more restricted to bad guys. Perhaps the least discerning moviegoers will find something worthwile in "Commando" (other than having the dubious distinction of being "better than 'Dirty Harry' "), as crazed, violent passion has become awfully popular lately. To borrow Elvis Costello's classic line, "I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused." Dull adventure effort by Rick Luehr Since the release of "Rambo" earlier this year, it seems as though everyone is making mindless actionadventure movies. The latest entry in this cinematic "dumb-off" is "Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins," and it's among the worst yet. Fred Ward stars as a New York City policeman who is "recruited" by one of those secret government organizations which seem to flourish in the movies. After this "recruitment," which consists of he and his car being shoved in the river by an armored truck, he is given a new face and a new name, which is taken from a label on the bottom of a bedpan! The mission of the secret organization to which Remo belongs is to assassinate people who pose a great threat to the United States. As one character puts it, "Political assassination is the highest form of public service." So why, then, is Remo's first target the head of a weapons firm who is charging the government for a weapon he never plans to build? This is nothing that companies like General Dynamics haven't been doing for years. Remo is instructed in methods which will help him in his missions by an old Korean named Chiun, played by Joel Grey, who is virtually unrecognizable under heavy make-up. Grey is one of the few fairly good things in the movie. He adds some life to a basically tired, slow-moving plot. The disturbing part of all this is that, in this day and age, the producers chose to not give the role of an Oriental to an Oriental actor, but rather chose a Caucasian who must wear heavy make-up and speak with a ridiculously fake accent. This practice should have been abandoned years ago, and it is sad to see it still in use. The first hour of the movie, which concentrates on Remo's recruitment and training, is pretty silly stuff, but the movie initially seems to have a fairly good sense of humor about itself. The second hour, however, changes from being merely silly to downright stupid. Remo goes from one implausible situation to another, dealing with such things as a tightrope- walking guard dog which has followed him all over a factory, but then ignores him to chew on Remo's partner's artificial arm! The movie is also marred by unexciting stuntwork, bad special effects and a very grating musical score. It would be really nice if someone could hire Remo Williams to take care of the talentless hack who wrote this movie, before he decides to start on a sequel. RANGER I Thursday, October 17, 1985 13 »A pau se in the disaster Rambo influences TV by Gary L. Schneeberger ces they eradicate en route is Lately, Hollywood has taken a fancy to spotlighting Vietnam veterans who return /to civilian life and singlehandedly battle the forces of societal evil. Keeping with this tradition, I've devised some of my own " veteran-vigilantes- with-a-cause" films. • "LI'L JOE: BONANZA PART II:" Reprising his role from the popular 60's TV series, Michael Landon stars as Li'l Joe Cartwright, who flees the Ponderosa and heads for Cambodia. His mission? To free family servant Hop-Sing from the menacing clutches of skinny Communists who want the wise Oriental to fatten them up like he beefed up Joe's brother Hoss. Director Sylvester Stallone (who suggested that Landon wet down his body not with oil, but rather with all the tears he cried during his stint on "Little House on the Prairie") turns in a cameo as a deranged Green Beret whose only intelligible utterance is "Yo, Joe, it's me, Rock." • "MISSING IN BLACKTION:" In the tradition of the early 80's "blaxploitation" films like "Blacula" or "Blind Range," this picture stars Richard Roundtree and Fred Williamson as vets who bust out the heavy artillery for a seemingly . im possible mission: a safe stroll down a Harlem street after the sun has set. One of the deadly forkarate maestro Chuck Norris, who learns that although good guys wear black, black guys still carry the guns. • "MISSING IN BLACKTION: THE BEGINNING:" A prequel to "Missing in Blacktion," this film chronicles the tough ghetto boyhoods of the characters featured in the earlier film. Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis assume Roundtree's and Williamson's roles. • "CONANDO:" Bodybeautiful- turned-thespian Arnold Schwarzenegger stars as a mighty mystic warrior, who, through the miracle of time travel, finds himself transplanted to the 1980's to fight crime in the streets. Conando is so relentlessly brutal in his doling out of justice that he lectures his prey prior to flamethrowing them. An example: "Y'all nevah hutt eenocint peepul agane, yoo sun-of-a-beech." • "UNCOMMON VALERIE:" The hardly common Grace Jones is perfectly suited for the title role in this candle-burning-at-both-end thriller. As the leader of an all-girl commando squad intent on infiltrating Alan Alda's Bel Air mansion to teach him what feminism is really all about, Grace crashes cars, torches homes, shotguns innoncent bystanders, and - most viciously of all - takes off her clothes. Black and Blue Uneventful yet acceptable by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Black and Blue have released their second Warner Brothers album, but, apparently, to little avail. Their first failed to generate much chart action outside of a cult following probably stemming from the fact that they were another new metal group to check out. Black and Blue is another of the hard rock bands who kick through sludge for two sides in order to present a modicum of emotion. It works in the basic sense, being far superior to the pseudo-political/ intellectual droning that's found in much British new wave of this period, but doesn't avoid the quagmire of hard rock-cum-heavy metal groups all trying for a shot at the brass ring. Like any of these groups, Black and Blue performs their music well but don't Black and Blue have released their second Warner Brothers LP present the listener with anything all that different or "special" than what can be found on virtually any decent journeyman hard rock record. The passion is there, but the material is no better than standard. Perhaps the many groups that fall into the industrial hard rock category will take a long look at themselves and discover that their similarities in style outweigh their talents as singers or musicians. It is only then that Black and Blue can finally present their abilities in a more at-' tractive package. Singleton releases solo LP by Kristy Harrington Disaster ahead! Charlie Singleton has made his first solo debut, a one man LP entitled "Modern Man" on Artista Records. I will spare you the comments about the LP itself, although I do like the album cover. Singleton proved himself with "Knights of the Sound Table." His musical ability distinguished his former group, Cameo, through albums and hits such as "For You," "Alligator Woman," "Be Yourself" and 1984's number one single "She's Strange." By way of Cameo, Singleton tiptoed towards ARE 'fOO H&t&PAP&Z PEOAE O N PUT Y HOURS A PAY? A EKS5J&RYCAN UP AT ANYT)M£- PAY OR N K5MT. THERE'S SOMETHING EOM ON IM THE WORLP...ANO WE J0 UKHAUST5 HAVE TO EE REAPVTC REACT AT A MOMENTS NOTlCB. stardom. He earned a musical scholarship at the Southern University in Baton Rouge. He is a very talented man because he now plays an estimated 47 instruments. But all of his songs contain the same annoying and redundant beat. The lyrics are convoluted and often, rather misleading. "Modern Man" is definitely a modernsounding LP; however, we'll just let the music speak for itself. Sorry Charlie! Rallysupport Letter jrom page 2 turnout outside of the professors who spoke. Were they at the soccer game too? Or were they just not showing up because of the way it would look to other faculty. "Oh, what would they think?" They might think you cared about something outside of the stifling little world of Parkside. It's not just us though. Protest just seems to be out of fashion in today's Yuppie society and this attitude has filtered down to college-age people and even younger. Everyone seems to just want to bubble happily along, take life as easy as possible, and of course, make a lot of money. If there is a problem, just throw money at it until it goes away. At least it wilt make you feel better. To those of us who do care, (and there are a few), this kind of seems like we've been thrown back to "Leave It To Beaver's" fifties or a bad episode of the "Twilight Zone." What's worse is it's real. Jeff Leisgang f -14 Thursday, October 17, 1985 RANGER Jassed Edse Zero stars for unendurable courtroom fiasco by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor If actress Glenn Close fell in a pool of gooey mud in front of several onlookers, ripped her clothing to shreds as she got up, farted as she scurried away and had the whole thing filmed and shown on "The Tonight Show," she ..couldn't be as embarrassed as she must be with her latest film "The Jagged Edge." In it she plays a lawyer, one of those working woman that movies are trying desperately to display as great pillars of the universe, who must defend her company's biggest client, played with remarkable dullness by Jeff Bridges. What ensues is court-room-styled drama lifted right out of fifties TV (remember Perry Mason?). Close is supposed to play a respected female character (oh-so-sorely needed), but ends up stereotypically strident, annoying and childish, as the script dupes the character's intentions at every turn (especially her reactions to Bridges' lack of cooperation... in and out of bed). She turns in, quite frankly, the worst performance of her young, already checkered career. Bridges acts as though he had nothing to do, happened to be in the neighborhood and made this film. His performance is utterly shapeless, to the maximum point where if this were his first film, he would be driving a truck by the morning after the final wrap. "The Jagged Edge" is a film of s uch amazing ineptitude that it could only appeal to somebody who had nothing else to do for a couple of hours. If filmmakers don't start coming up with some decent products soon, this year's Oscar contentions for best picture may end up being "Rambo" and "Godzilla." Glenn Close and Jeff Bridges are just wasting time in "Jagged Edge." 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YOU ARE ALL BUT ONE STEP FROM BECOMING FULL-PLEDGED MEMBERS OF ALPHA PHI OMEGA, ' THE MEN'S SERVICE FRATERNITY. :a§Q JLMS QZ fAlTh' YOUR ONE REMAINING TASK: WITHIN ONE WEEK OF TODAY TOO MUST GO ON A DATE—DINNER, A SHOW, AND A COZY LITTLE PLACE AFTERWARD—WITH ONE OF THE GIRLS OF STIGMAPHLEGMACMl. i t 1 CROSSWORD PUZZLER ACROSS 1 Judge ' 5 Wine cups 9 Male sheep 12 Site of Taj Mahal 13 Girl's name 14 Sudsy brew 15 Abhor 17 Spanish article 18 Neckpiece 19 Carry 21 Country of Asia 23 Most pleasing 27 Agave plant 28 Chicago airport 29 Turf 31 Make lace 34 Chinese distance measure 35 Pullman car __ 38 Symbol for rhodium 39 Choose 41 Offspring 42 Eagle's nest 44 Teutonic deity 46 Hardly 48 Having branches 51 Without end 52 High mountain 53 River in Siberia 55 Bursts forth 59 Diocese 60 Wheel tooth 62 Country of Asia 63 That woman 64 Chair 65 Kind of mug DOWN 1 Pigeon pea 2 The self 3 Period of time 4 Substances 5 Rugged mountain crest 6 Roman 1001 7 Devoured 8 Seasoning 9 Hare 10 Century plant 11 Flesh 16 Hostelries 20 Element 22 Kind of type: abbr. 23 Piece for one 24 Beat 25 Babylonian deity 26 Cover 30 More beloved 32 Seed covering 33 Pronoun 36 Dawn goddess 37 Newly enlisted soldier 40 Mood 43 Concerning 45 Sun god 47 Prevent 48 Reckless 49 Toward shelter 50 Records 54 Insect 56 In favor of 57 Flap 58 Vessel's curved planking 61 Cooled lava Roeue Male Wild debut released by Kristy Harrington In 1977, Jim Lyttle went to London from Ireland with a punk band, and after a year they went their separate ways. Since then Lyttle has performed with many musicians and not liked any of them. Shortly after, in January of '84, "Rogue Male" came along, and he's been happy ever since. The band's first release is their debut Elektra LP "First Visit." The behavior of Rogue may fairly be described as individualistic. Separation from others appears to increase both cunning and ferocity. These solitary beasts are touched by chronic pain or frustration and are occasionally found among all the larger carnivores. And they're generally males. Rogue metal is all types of tt f• © 1985 United Feature Syndicate puz^r answers, on page 11 ANDERSON TRANSCRIPTION AND TYPING Letters • Resumes Term Papers Student Rates PHONE 637-3600 CALL AFTER 4 P.M. Jackie Anderson 1441 Park Avenue Racine, Wisconsin I• •• • tt • • • 4 • Jim Lyttle music fused together into a very powerful package. Rogue is more aggressive than punk, more energetic than rock, sleazier than R&B, yet still maintains the ultimate power of heavy metal. This music is very suitable for head banging, body slamming types. It's really great if you choose to bruise your brain by banging your head against walls. The lyrics are very twisting and confusing to the tongue and to the mind. "Get Off My Back" and "Dressed Incognito," were the only songs this writer really understood. The entire album has excellent potential. Rogue Male does scream at you and use vulgar language, but these people dispense their own personal anger on stage through their lyrics. Until you've heard this head-banging punk metal band you haven't lived 1 , , , Cruzados release debut by Gretcben Gayhart When one looks at the cover of Cruzados' new album on Arista Records, the initial reaction is, "Goodness, these guys are scary." After relinquishing your fears and giving the album a listen, you will be surprised by the fact that Cruzados combine numerous types of music, thus making them hard to categorize. Tito Larriva has a tinge of Dylan in his voice; Steven Hufsteter plays a constant blues-rock guitar; Tony Marsico plays the same as Hufsteter only on bass; Chalo Quintana's drumming is rock; and the lyrics are popbased. Even a dash of the past is thrown in. A 1937 Indian motorcycle can be heard at the beginning of "Motorcycle Girl," which tempts one to turn up the volume just to hear the wonderful hum. So what type of music do Cruzados play? I guess a nice mixture, but don't expect this album to become a classic. Maybe the answer to a trivia question in five years. Thursday, October 17, 1985 15 Scott Brooks hoping to turn pro by Carol Kortendick "I wasn't sure I'd go out for baseball. I thought I'd just go to school and that'd be the end of my baseball," said Scott (Scooter) Brooks in regards to attending Parkside. Jack Schiestle, friend and coach to Brooks, however, wasn't going to let him quit so easily; he encouraged Brooks to talk to Parkside's coach Ken (Red) Oberbrunner. Today, Brooks is catching for the Rangers and has a .513 batting average. "I would say Scooter is probably one of the best catchers in the state for college ball. That's what the scouts say," said Oberbrunner. "They (the scouts) are looking for him to run and hit a little better, but he has a good arm." "It's an honor," said Brooks of Oberbrunner's comment. "I've worked hard and I've been taught well by the coaches that I've had. "It's exciting. I hope it works toward the goal that I have in playing professional baseball." For the 22-year-old who has played and lived baseball most of his life, this goal is a strong force in Brooks' life. "I'd leave in less than a minute," Brooks said if offered a contract. "I'd drop out (of school.) There's only one chance in making it in pro baseball. I can always come back to school." Though Brooks has harbored this dream of playing pro baseball, he's not sure he can cut it in the major leagues. "Realistically, I think I have a chance to play minor league ball. From what I've seen of a lot of minor league catchers, I know I'm as good as them if not better. "As far as playing on the mother team, I couldn't really say until I actually faced the pitchers in the major league. I've talked to scouts, and they don't believe I could actually hit the pitching in minor league or pro ball." The scouts' opinions are not unfounded, according to Brooks, who only encounters 75-80 mile-an-hour pitchers occasionally. To improve, Brooks feels he'd have to face an 85-mile-an-hour fast ball and "real good" curve balls constantly. Brooks, however, is undaunted and continues to practice. He is also looking forward to the spring schedule when he'll come up against tougher pitchers. If Brooks does make the break into the major leagues, the New York Yankees are his first choice. "I think they're a class organization. They say it's tough playing in New York, but they say George Steinbrenner is a super guy. They say he's difficult and demands a lot, but it's just the idea of being a Yankee, a tradition." So far, Kansas City, Detroit and Milwaukee have looked at Brooks, said Oberbreunner. Although Brooks is obsessed with baseball, catching is his first love. "I love it," said Brooks. "I get bored if I play any other position." Brooks has not been "bored" in a long time, since he started catching for Schiestle in sixth grade. "He's a good quarterback," said Oberbrunner. "The catcher has to be a quarterback, that's what you look for. He calls every pitch. "He has a fine, quick release and a better than average throwing arm." Brooks throw 10 runners out stealing in his summer league and could throw from first to second base in 1.8 seconds. "A catcher definitely has to be a good leader," said Brooks. "He has to keep the team at the highest level possible. The most important Women's volleyball team places second by Kimberlie Kranich The women's volleyball earn came back from a suc- :essful road trip last weekend, taking second place in he St. Ambrose Tourney and joosting its overall record to !0-13. The tournament lasted two lays. On Friday, the Rangers ;asily defeated Grand View md Simpson in two games ipiece. Saturday, the women )eat Marycrest and Northiastern Illinois but lost to St. Ambrose twice, once in the hampionship match. Although twice earlier this rear the Rangers beat St. Vmbrose, they could not re- >eat this feat. Parkside lost n the championship match )y scores of 15-12 a nd 15-10. Last Wednesday, for the ourth time this season, the tangers played Milwaukee, sing their match in four ;ames by scores of 17-15, 6-14, 15-7 and 15-9 to give Milwaukee the lead in the :eries 3 to 1. The Rangers almost beat Milwaukee two games itraight, but lost the second, 6-14. After this loss, the nomentum shifted to Milwaukee. Key players for Parkside in he match were Karen Jreene and Kay Wolfersteter. Whenever Greene and Volferstetter spiked the ball tutside, the Rangers fared well. Thus far this season Greene has served 31 aces and has made 369 kills. Other Ranger standouts are Fran Buscalacchi with 353 set assists, Janet Koenig with 297 defensive digs and Rebecca Scott with 95 blocks. "We still have a lot of room for improvement, and we've still got a lot of time to improve," said coach Terry Paulson. With four weeks left in the season, the team is busily preparing for districts in November. The women are concentrating more on blocking, hitting against the block and scrimmaging. Paulson is pleased with this year's team and he feels that "we're much better than we were last year." He attributes this improvement to having more talented players, taller players and greater improvement among the veterans. The team's only weakness is not in athletic skill or ability but in consistency. "We'll show excellent play from time to time with peaks of greatness, and then during a match or in matches to come we'll drop down a little bit," Paulson said. The women's next home meet will be at 7 pm. against rival UW-Milwaukee on Tuesday, Oct. 29. Wellness week planned "For The Health Of It" is a week of health and wellnessoriented activities planned for Oct. 21-24 and sponsored by the Student Health Center. All Parkside students, staff and faculty are invited to attend the activitiesl Monday- Computer Health Risk Inventory and Step Test, 11 a.m.-l p.m., Upper Main Place. Blood Pressure Screening, 10:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m., WLLC alcoves. Tuesday- "Children in Movement," 9:45-10:15 a.m., Main Place and Union Bazaar. Yogurt Taste Testing, 11:30 a.m., Union Concourse. Stress Management, 1-2 p.m. in Union 104. Wednesday- Blood Pressure Screening, 10 a.m.-noon, WLLC alcoves. Stress Management, 4 p.m., Union 104. Step Test, 5-7 p.m., Upper Main Place. Blood Pressure Screening, 5-7 p.m., Upper Main Place. Computer Health Inventory, 5-7 p.m., Upper Main Place. Thursday- Women's Nutrition, 11:45 a.m.-l p.m., MOLN 111. Eating Disorders, 2-3 p.m., MOLN 111. Computer Health Inventory, 5-7 p.m., Upper Main Place. Blood Pressure Screening, 5-7 p.m., MOLN Concourse. part of that is handling the pitcher. "You have to let him know what he's doing wrong. Encourage him, maybe if it even takes going out there and telling him a joke. You have to know what to use and when to use it." Brooks' baseball career has not clouded his relationship with his family or the Schiestles. In fact, his family and friends are his "biggest fans." Brooks added that being a major leaguer wouldn't change this relationship. "I think I'd lead the same life I do now. I spend a lot of time with my family. I'd rather stay home and spend it with my family than go out to a party." Brooks would, however, go out into the community and talk to young baseball players. "Ball players owe it to the community, because the community pays their salaries. The kids in high school and lower than that look up to ball players." The possibility of becoming a major leaguer exists for MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE PARKSIDE UNION Scott Brooks Brooks, but so does the possibility of not becoming one. If the latter occurs, Brooks said he'd graduate from Parkside and "find a job." "I wouldn't coach right away," he said. "It'd be a different feeling to know that something I wouldn't to do more than anything else in my lifetime and I couldn't do it. I don't think I'd watch it." "If he goes nowhere," said Schiestle, "the day will come when he'll look in the mirror and say 'I tried.' " PRE-GAME TAILGATE PARTY Union Patio 6:00 - 8:00 PM • BRATS - BEER - SODA • Drawing for Packer Autographed Football • Who's on First? Second Chance Drawing - many prizes including opening day Brewer ticeks and grand prize of a small screen TV. UNION SQUARE 8:00 P.M. - PARKSIDE UNION 99® "Weenie Wagon" and Bar Specials also available. JEW GIANT SCREEN PROJECTION & ANTENNA SYSTEM 16 Thursday, October 17, 1985 RANGER Golf Team ends solid year by Robb Luehr The Parkside men's golf team capped off its best season in three years by finishing third in the District 14 Golf Tournament played Oct. 6-8 at the Stevens Point Country Club. Parkside's Rick Elsen was the District Medalist, shooting 75-72-78 for a 225 total. x "Rick was super," said Coach Steve Stephens. "He wasn't feeling all that well the first two days, but he still led by six shots. On the last day, he didn't play really well. He had a triple bogey on the second hole. That happens in golf, but the good players pull it together, and Rick did. He really deserved it (the championship). He' s been working on winning it for more than a year." Elsen wsn't the only player who had a good tournament. Seniors Ken Maegaard and Scott Schellpfeffer also did a fine job. "Ken played very well. He has developed a solid game," said Stephens. "Scott has improved his swing a lot. When he came to college, he wasn't expecting his game to be as advanced as it is now." Stephens was very happy with the play of his three freshmen, Guy Leach, John Rozanas and Scott Schuit. "Those three guys made a major contribution to the team. Scott should be an honorable mention on the All-District team," said Stephens. "All three guys were on varsity all year." Eau Claire totaled 1175 to win the team title, 13 shots ahead of second place Stevens Point. Parkside led the field after the first two days, but was outshot on the third day. The Rangers broke 400 each day and finished third with an 1191 total. The individual scores for Parkside were: Elsen (75-72-78) -225; Maegaard, (84-76-77 >-237; Leach, (80-81-78)-239; Schuit, Rozanas, Schellpfeffer, for the first held regular (76-82-84)-242; (83-84-82)-249; (86-85-83)-254. This season, time, Stephens practices where the team members could go to him for help. "Golf is an individual sport, even though it's played as a team," said Stephens, "so we spend a lot of time on the practice tee and the putting green, and it made a difference." Next year, Stephens is expecting another good year. "I'm looking forward to it, and the guys are hyped up," said Stephens. "Their attitude is good and they're taking photo by Chris Mayeshiba 1985 men's golf team golf seriously." In the next few weeks, the golf team is planning to form a club for the purpose of raising money to take a trip south to play some competitive golf in order to stay in shape. This will especially help Elsen. "Since the nationals aren't until next June, it will help Rick to keep in a competitive frame of mind," said Stephens. Ranger soccer team ties IIT in homecoming match by: Richard Blay Saturday's homecoming match was not what the fans or the soccer team expected. Instead, the game ended in an overtime tie, 1-1. The game was marred by 49 IIT fouls and several missed scoring opportunities by Parkside. The Rangers defense gave up only three shots in the first half, but with 2:37 left in the half IIT took the lead 1-0. In the second half, IIT rarely moved past midfield and did not record a single shot. With 10:24 left in the game, IIT commited a hand ball in the penalty box which resulted in an Ian Jack penalty kick that tied the score 1-1. Parkside increased the pressure but came up empty handed, forcing two 10 minute overtime periods. The Rangers still could not find the mark in overtime, registering their first tie of the season. The Rangers lack luster performance left Coach Rick Kilps wondering. "Gamers like this don't make coaching fun. It takes a toll on you. You start to question yourself. What could we have done different? It's just a matter of not executing. We had a miserable first half. The midfield was almost nonexistent. We had a nice crowd but we didn't do anything for them. It's not what we could do, or should have done, it's what we didn't do. We failed to produce. It's our own fault." One other reason for the lack of scoring was the constant fouling by the IIT squad. There 110 minutes of soccer played, and IIT kept the Rangers off balance by fouling them approximately once every two minutes. Coach Kilps refers to this brand of soccer as "very dangereous". We develop something in their half and they hammer us, causing us to regroup our attack. It happened in the Circle game last week and it happened today. The Rangers outshot IIT 27-3. The team is now 8-2-1. The next home game is Wednesday, Oct. 23 against Madison. Parkside (P) vs. Illinois Institute of Technology (I) Saturday, Oct. 12 First Half Scoring: 1. IIT 2.37. Second Half Scoring: 1. Jack (penalty kick) 10.24. Overtime Scoring: None. Shots: P-27, 1-3; Saves: P-2, 1-7; Fouls: P-25, 1-47; Corner Kicks: P-14,1-0. Classified ads Services Offered ACCURATE AND and dependable typing for the student and professional. 554-0492. For Sale 1978 MUSTANG, 2-door, red. Call 632-1466 or 637-2843. Held Wanted $60.00 PER hundred paid for remailing letters from home. Send self-addressed. stamped envelope for information/ application. Associates, Box 95-B, Roselle. NJ 07203. COCKTAIL WAITRESSES for new area night club. Good pay, excellent X tips for the right persons. Everglades Night Club. 694-4100. Personals ANYONE INTERESTED in painting sketches of people on nursing home walls? Contact Mrs. Painter c/o Sheridan Health Care Center. 312-746-8435. TO ALL Homecoming Committee members: Jean. Red, Thorn, Cheri, Chuck and Brian-thanks for a fun time. Let's do it again some time. Robb DEAN, HUBBA hubba, like I don't know, OK? JIM, ANOTHER year older and still the same! Love always, DJK. DEAN-O: As long as you're expecting me to write something, I won't! JEANNIE: THANKS for all the help and advice. Friends always, K.J. JEANNIE: CONGRATULATIONS on your new job. Wish you the best always. ADEMA AND Ramirez support gay rights. Also forming AIDS council. SEXY LITTLE girl, Eddie wishes you a happy 21st birthday. HEY, RAGS, you girls are fun to be around!! Paul APART FROM the lack of prizes, low turn-out of faculty, staff and alumni, poor selection of food and no coffee, the Homecoming dance was nice. ALSO, HURRAY for all the soccer players who made it to the dance. GERIATRICS DID pretty well Friday; look out next year, though. TO MY favorite artist: I realize we all must suffer for our art. but I still miss you. JOHN NIELSON: I've watched you every day since school has begun and I want those beautiful blues. Guess Who? CONGRATULATIONS, DOUG Devinny on your new daughter, Alexandria. RISKY BUSINESS) >< LIVE ENTERTAINMENT EVERY WEDNESDAY & FRIDAY Proper Attire Required October 24 Nightmare October 30 Gajan Rokk October 31 Halloween Costume Party November 1 Gajan Rokk Monday & Thursday 25* Tappers Tuesday Wednesday LADIES NIGHT LIVE BAND 2 For 1 Drinks NO COVER Every Day 6:30-9:30 p.m. & S undays 50* Drinks All Night Long For Membership Card & Cu rrent College I.D. Holders Friday Saturday LIVE BAND The Party Rai, Continues Live Entertainment Begins at 9 P.M. An Easy Drive Between Racine & Kenosha 1146 SHERIDAN ROAD Open Everyday From 3:30 P.M. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 8, October 17, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 7 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Weakland to speak Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ( Thursday, October 10, 1985 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Volume 14,No.7 photo by Dave ;\lcEvoy Geology exhibit Parkside's Geology Club was invited to put up this display in Regency Mall. The exhibit concerns science and nature and features differe!'t rocks, pictures of ~eoloRY trips, and charts and graphs. Students plan to improve Union Improving the Union ts the mission of 12 students who have formed -the group Stu- dents Concerned for Union Improvement. "The purpose of SCUI is to attempt to restore the Union -to what is was intended to be - a place where students, faculty and staff could socia.l- ize comfortably in a pleasant atmosphere. As it exists now we feel the Union does not even come close to satisfying its' mission. The Union Square is poorly lit, dirty, uncom- fortable, decoratively out" dated, and just not aestheti- cally conducive to a pleasant experience. It is a hole and that is why there is hardly anyone down there. We hope to change that," said Kari Dixon. SCUI chair. SCUI was formed this sum- mer in response to several student leaders receiving complaints about the Union, said Dixon. The group put to- gether a memo which cited the problems in the Union and some possible solutions. The memo, which called for immediate action, was sent to Bill Niebuhr, Union Director, the Director of Student Ac- tivities, the Dean of Student Life, two assistant Chancel- lors and the Chancellor. SCUI met with Union ad- ministrators and decided that the Union Square especially should be redesigned in order to better meet student needs. On Friday,' Oct. 3, SCDI met with Skelly Warren, as-. sistant professor of dramatic arts and stage scenic de- signer. Warren has experi- ence in .commerctat design and is currently working on a design for Main Place. Warren talked with the group about what they (elt needed to change in the Square. He agreed to discuss some of the ideas with PhYSi- cal Plant to find out what migh't be possible or impossi- . Union see page 3 Weakland to speak by Kari Dixon Community News Editor Catholic Archbishop Rembert Weakland, chair- -man of the ad' hoc committee that released the second draft of the Bishops' Letter on Catholic Social Teaching and the Economy, will. give a speech entitled "Religion and Economics: Making the Sys- tem Work for Everyone," at 7 p.rn. Tuesday in the Union Cinema. The first draft of the letter was released just after the presidential election last year, and this updated ver- sion has reaffirmed the con- viction that American society must alter its values and act more generously toward the poor, according to the New York Times. At a press con- ference in 'Washington on Sunday. Weakland told the national media that the new 92-page document did not back down on important prin- ciples. but changed some em- phasis because the middle class had not been dealt with adequately. "The Bishop's letter will focus international attention on the interdependency of military spending, poverty and capitalistic economics," said political science Profes- sor Ken Hoover, who will in- troduce Weakland. "Just as the first draft of this letter led to much criticism from the business community, this draft will probably draw fire from the patriotic right." Some of the stances the Iet- ter takes include calling for governmental policies and training programs that gener- ate jobs for all Americans who want to work, eliminat- ing taxes for those below the poverty level, overhauling the welfare system, removing discriminatory barriers against women and minori- ties, changing farm policies to preserve small farms and increasing aid to developing countries. The speech is free and open to the public and is sponsored by Parkaide Office of Con- tinuing Education. "Weak- land will discuss the work of the bishops, and answer any questions," Hoover conclud- ed. State divestment discussed by Kari Dixon Community News Edi,tor "South Africa Education Day," sponsored by 'the Park- side Student Government As- sociation. will take place to- morrow in Main Place from 9 a.m. to 4 p..m. Featured will be Parkside faculty and stu- dents as well as professors-- from Carthage and SI. Olaf colleges and a former state government official. Among speakers at the free public event will be former Wisconsin Secretary of State Vel Philllips and Brian Ver- tin, chairperson of the Free South Africa Coalition in Mil- waukee. 'The- event coincides with "National Apartheid Protest Day," which will be observed nationally, and similar all- day events will be held at Uw-Madtson, the University of California/Berkley, Colum- bia University, Yale, Harvard and Texas A&M. PSGA Senator Adrian Ser- . rano, co-arranger. of the Slate see page 8 Parkside Apartheid Rally Schedule" Friday. Oct. 11 9:30 a.m, "Family Separation in Apartheid" by Visiting Assistant Professor of Anthr-opologyGracia Clark. 10 a.m. "The History of South Africa," with History Pro. fessor Gerald, Greenfield. 10:30 a.m, "Political Mythology of Apartheid;" with St. Olaf College faculty member and specialist in Atro-Amer- ican History, Keith Winsell. II a.m, "Equality for South Africa," with Vel Phillips, former Wisconsin Secretary of State and one- time Mil- waukee judge. .• 11:30 a.m, "Equality for South Africa," with Brian Vertin, chan-person of the Free South Africa Coalition. 1-2 noon "Student Perspectives on South African Issues." with Parkside students. ]2:30 p.m, "Current Issues in South Africa," with Ad- juncnt Professor of Political Science George Kieh, Prest- dent of Northwestern University African Student Organi- zation. 1 p.m. "The Early History of South Africa," with Anthro- pology Professor Florence Shipek. - 1:30 p.rn. ,"A Look at South African Economy," with Eco· nomics Professor William Rieber. 2 p.m, "U.S. Policy Toward South Africa," with Carthage. College History Professor Thomas Noel', author of the just-publtshed book "Cold War and Black Liberation: U.S. and White Rule in Africa." 2:30 p.m. "The Injustice of Apartheid," with Philosophy Professor David Levin. 3:00 p.m, "The Injustice of Apartheid," with Black Stu- dent Organization President Greg Holcomb. • . . T 2 Thursday, October 10, 1985 EditQrial Help pass bill Tomorrow Is Nattonal protest Day and the cause is AnU. patheld. Parkslde Is sponsoring speakers on the lOpl to educate and pcsstbly mobilize support for the ;:e uw .Sy tern has divested its interest in south Afri· e • howey r. the gtate Investment Board still has S?uth fMean hold1ngs. The House Ways and Means committee haa h Id open heartngs on the issue or the Investme~t Board', holdings and has decIded not to make any deClo ala unUI a tudy Is conducted to eonnrm what divest- m nt would cost the state. w urge aludenUl 10 attend the rally tomorrow In Main PI ce and learn about what apartheid means and what can be done about It. Students who leave the rally tcmor- row w ll.lnformed and educated on the issue should also be mov d to do !IOmething. \\-'hat we can do as voters and tudent. I to can our representatives and express our de- .tIre to. e the etveetment out get out of committee an? to th a mbty. Repre entauve Jeff Neubauer (D.Ra_crne) t trmen of the House Ways and Means Commlttee; otn r local representatives are Scott Fergus to·Racine), Jam Ladwig (R·Raclne, Peter Barca (D-Kenosha) John An ramlan lD-KenoshaJ and Cloyd porter (R·Kenoshal. Ttl phone numbers and adresses of representatives ~an be oblalned by calling the Legislative Hoillne, 1·800·962--· Let your r pre ntauve know that Human Rights are Importanl. r -~A . ~IFYOU WEREINNOCENt yoU'D Hi\vE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT ANDTO HAVE AN i\11llRI'lEY PRESENT DURlNq f}SUEE>iHIO~IEN~EBUfM Llr~DK Fdi~lJ f.~:f.\!~ ~N, SO YOU BETTER SPILL YOURGu. <iR,.... In"'-' • , Letter tQ the Editor PSGA sign is immature .Qpin;Qn Nixon is poor source have gone to jail. Instead. he lives on a $60.000 a year pension paid by the American citizens that he was screwing and he has written five books. There are those who argue that lying is an inherent fea· ture of politics. Machiavellian tactics may serve useful pur· poses sometimes. but I don't think they are necessary to accomplish things. Nixon. and those of his Uk, are just unsavory individuals who basically do everything that they do based on the concept of self·interest. After the furor of Waterg· ate died down, the real crime was committed by Richard Nixon. After a year of being in exile with phlebitis. he gradually resumed public life. He's older, bul I don't trust him any more now than I did then. and I can·t under· stand a country that will overlook Watergate with such ease. Nixon should have writ· ten his memoirs from a prison cell. instead of a plush New York apartment. Folk singer Phil Dchs wrote a song in 1974. in which he said. "Here's to the land you've torn out the heart oft Richard Nixon, find yourself another country to be part of." Amen. In fact. I'll drive him to the airport. by Karl Dixon 1 am sick and tired of Rich· ard nxen beIng used as a Ie· g1Umate news source. At nrst I waa only mildly upset, but laSt ..... eek 1 hit the rool. Our· Ing an interview with ABC ...·s lasl week, Richard prev d once again that not t llIng the truth comes as ea lIy 10hIm as breathing. 'lxon ran against Demo· crat George :{cGovern in 1972 and claimed that he had a secret plan to end lhe Viet· nam War.. In fact. that was the main plank of his cam· pall(tl plaUorm. II was all 11 .. "There was no secret plan." he lold ABC 'ews duro Ing a documenlary on posl. "orld War 11 America. "It ...as JU I a campaign plan." What amB.%esme is how quickly America has forgot· t n the Richard Nixon who was exposed during Waterg· ate. ...even. count them. VE . members or '[xon's laff w re sent 10 prlson. The Houae JudicIary CommUlee voled three articles of 1m· peachmenl agaln"1 Ihe Presl- dt'nt of the nlled States. 'Ixon resigned In di.sgrace. becau II he had remained In office. he would have been th . econd President in the hJ lOry of this country to be Impeached, and he would To the Editor, We as concerned students at pa'rkside. feel that the sign in the PSGA office saying "Pot is an herb. Reagan is a dope" is in bad taste. The PSGA should be conducting itself in a mature. adult man- nero To compare Reagan with marijuana is immature. and if this is a reflection of PSGA's intellegence. then perhaps' the student body- should make itself heard con, cerning this "representative Nobody asked me, by Gary L. Schneeberger Lately. on visiting our Union. I've had the indescrib· able feeling of being one of painfully few adults at a party for 14 year olds who've stolen Ihe keys to daddy'S IIq· uor cabinet. Easily the most ridiculous incident occurred last Thursday. when a friend and 1 sought refuge from homework at the Union and instead found ourselves audi· ence to the obnoxious. crass behavior of about 12 students who seemed to handle their alcohol about as well as Rich· ard Nixon handled the press. Granted. the Union exists so students can congregate after class and socialize. something which we at Park· side. as commuter students don·t get much chance to do: However. in no way can I Jennie-Tunkieicl ··..······..········· Editor 80b Kie. lin~ Campus ~e"s Editor Kari Ohon Community ~ews Editor Jim :\ribaur Feature Edilor Rich 8Ia~·......................•••.......................... Sports Editor Da'\e '1('1-:\0) Photo Editor Gar) S<.:hneeberger Copy Editor I\nd~ Buchanan Busi.n~ss ~Ianager Ion Jack " Adverhsmg ~Ianager ~lichael Firchoy. Dislribution ~tanager Br nda Buchanan Assi. Business ~lanager WRITERS Corby Anderson, Gretchen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah Krlst¥ Harrington, Ki~ Kramch. Carol Kortendick Rick Luehr. Robb Luehr' Ray Novak. Julie Pendleton' Bi~l Serpe. Laureen Wawro' MiSSy Weaver. . PHOTOGRAPHERS Scoll Curly, Darryl Hahn, ChriS Mayeshiba K . Odegaard. ,rlS condone.....the behavior of a dozen brazenly intoxicated souls who: in the course of "socializing"· scream their throats red. chant obscenities in unison, recklessly run about like beheaded barnyard animals and make anyone who isn't behaving as foolish· ly as they are feel as·if he has no right to "invade" their pri· vate stomping ground. Parkside's Union is just that - Parkslde's Union. It is open to all students enrolled in classes on campus. and each student desiring to spend his time there should be allowed to do so without having his senses assaulted by a few who think they're "select." Sure, a little crazi· ness is fine; and a little loud~ ness is to be expected any. where there's a jUke box and organization" in the upccm. ing election. If PSGA I\nds issue with Reagan (WIli<h they well mighl) then lIIey should state the issue,notbil _appearance. Richard Rose and David Suess but... tap beer. But when two peop- le sitting across a table from one another have to bump noses and shout in order to have a pleasant afternoon chal, I'd say things are gel. ting more than slightly out 01 hand. ~ The truly Intriguing. . about the whole situationIS thai if this "Dirty Dozen" had done its thing at any 10l:~ drinking establishment n, owned by one of its members families, all 12 would: been booted into the S t like a string' of field,goal tempts. Instead, the p"7. that.be-at our Union~urn~-as deaf ear . one WhICh ~ probably rendered deal;'Dil. sixth chorus of "Doo.W .. 't\'ai ty_Dilly.Dum-Dilly.DOO oal~ bIased from 24 beer· s vocal cords. R '.. ~~ anger (S written and edited by students at l!w·parks l ten!. they ar~ sofel~ responsible for its editorial polley otl.d co;, ct· Ranger ~s published every Thursday during tile academIC ye cept dUring breaks and holidays. . anger, U ~11 c?rrespolldence should be addressed to: parkslde~ 53Jfl T nterslty vf Wtsconsin-Parkside. Box No. 2000. Kenosha. e ephone (4/4) 553:2295 or (414' 553·2287. le.spOC· d Letters to the editor wilt be accepted if typewritten. do~fo "'OrtIS ~ don standar~ size pope"'. Letters should be less than veriJlca ti~ must be Signed, With a telephone number includedv!of dlinefur n pu~poses. Names will be withheld upon request. eo e' re· ~~t;~;s ~h Tu~sday at 10 .a.m. for publication Thursday. R~~~false and /f e right to edit letters and refuse letterS contain e am9tory content. Ranger IS printed by the Racine Journal Times. • Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 7, October 10, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 6 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Homecoming '85 promises lots of campus fun Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, October 3, 1985 ~ University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 14, No.6 Homecoming '85 promises lots of campusfun Are you in the by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor the soccer home game and Casino Night, will be held next week Oct. 10, 11and 12. Coronation of the Home. coming King and Queen kicks off the celebration on Thurs- day, Oct. 10 at 7 p.m. in the Union Cinema. This year 12 candidates are vying for the crowns. Chancellor Betty Shutler will crown the win- ners. The King and Queen will reign over .llie Homecorn- . iog activities and will also participate in events through. out the year. (See Candidates story on page 5). The Variety Show will fol- low the coronation at 8 p.m. Jeff Cesario, professional comedian and former Ke- noshan, will.. r'emcee the pro- gram. A varIety of entertain- ment will be provided by stu- dent, staff and faculty acts . Parkside· Celebrity Chili Thrills, chili; crowns, Comedy, soccer and the samba - all describe Home- coming '85. "This is going to be the best event of the whole year," said Pat Ramsdell, Homecoming chair. Parkside's third annual . HomeComing, which features Cookoff will be the main at- with brats and beer. traction on Friday, Oct. 11 at The Junior Varsity Soccer 12 p.m. on the Union Patio. Team will take on the Last year's spaghetti sauce Faculty All-Stars on Friday, champion, Gary Goetz, will Oct..11 at 1 p.rn. on the Union try to defend his title against field, east of the Union build- 14 other famous cooks, such ing. as Chancellor Shutler, Buddy Esrold "The Natural" Couvion, Joanne Goodyear, Nurse, coach for the Faculty Hannelore Rader, James All-Stars, said, "We have ex- Shea and many more. The pertise and experience which contestants' chili will be I think will. overcome the availa~l~ ,fa;' ~~r,c~~~~•. <li,o!'!I,' ,',' Homecoming see/page'3 , RANGER 2 Thunday, October 3, 1885 THE PRoBLEM 15 10 DEViSE A SYSTEM WHiCH IS E.QUITA8 LE AND FAIR TO ALL PARTIES CONCE.RNED:.. .1&JJerto the Editor Says misquoted those students not yet ready for college. its focus Is on how we can help them. toreover. if the report sug- gests any measure of the quality of a university. it would be the quality of its graduates, Attracting good students is a matter of sates- manship: U we're talking about education, the question Is whether the university makes them better. ..... :.".~ . .:, . -, '1'0 th Editor, I lUlo," It t dlHlcult to keep track of ~ho says what in a mrg room, but I did nol teU th Fa uilY Senate Ihal "We ttratl th worat students h re, and 01 cou....e they drop out." nor was 1 the enate m mber who lugg st d that th quality 01 un verslty Is m asur d by th quality 01 Its lud nt w 1 bothers me most is I boU' ml ttrlbutlons go !lalnol II> thru 1 01 lI>eTask 1" ore r port 1 was trying to xplaln. Th report does reo eomm nd high r admission ltandards, but II doe. not Imply lI>at problems In reo talnlng Ilud nls are to be ex- plain d away by blaming the Iud n\s. In lalking about "O'~ I '\ t ~' AI,. I " 'II '.! ,:I A ), f).'/\ 1 ' \ I ~,. I ll' r ~ ~'Y'ir I , ,j I III!II ,,' z- I' ' ... """,,~;-_f~_...J. _ NObody asked me, !Jut... Why get into the picture? by Bill Serpe - will see the picture. Hope· really hurt anyone toomuch fully. they will even talk Because maybe the ne~t Because- about that activity for a time someone has "Get Into That plain, that childlike while. The Picture" all ofthe people simple. Because we don't have who did it this time will not Because. Because it was a much happen around Parksi· only do it again. but they'll fun thing to do, for those of us de that Is out of the ordinary, bring some friends. Maybe who did It. We broke the mo. or that will leave an unusual even some of the laculty will notony of an ordinary day but pleasant memory. This Is shoW up. Maybe they'n with a bit of unordinary play. a commuter college . .come remember some of the tradi· And It was fun. out on the bus. take a few tions from their universities Because it made a little classes and go home. No that provide them withfond noise on an otherwise noise- point in getting involved. memories. Perhaps thosefac· less campus. As a matter of After all. this isn't like Madi- ulty types might even make fact. it made enough noise son or Marquette or even attendance to the event man· that it was actually heard in Whi~e~ater. But that's how datory. some of the Carom/Arts tradItIons. and the· noise of Because it's just a little out classrooms. Even upset a few fun and .me~ories get started of the ordinary. classes, so I've been told. Not at a umverslty. Even if it is Because it makes a little for long, because it didn't last only Parkside. noise in an otherwise too- long. Not as long as the mem· Because someone got a bl'g quiet place. aries will last. b Because those who did "G unch of other someones to Because it provides us with Into The Picture" will ha~~ ~l do something at one time. good memories of our under· that memory. And soon they b n~ t ha ve some fun. Maybe graduate years. • e a e for class. That doesn't Because it's fun. Letter to the Editor That·s why. Appalled by comments To the Editor' f ~ecause Parkside is a I was ext~emel small school, those "bad" by the article abort ~:~~~c~ ~tu:~~t~ are m~re noticeable ulty Senate Meeting especial n t · elr droppmg out has a ly the comments of 'Prafes a - no lceable effect on enroll- canary. His elitist attit~d~ ~e~~. At a larger school like was most unfair to me a d 4 a Ison, where enrollment is other members of that n 0.000 or more.· those "bad" he considers the "worsro~p students who drop out don't dents." s u- even put a dent in the enroll- ment and there are plenty of I support the approach 01 the Task Force report rather than the kind of academic elitism suggested in the remarks attributed to me. Sincerely, Robert Canary. Chatr. Task Force on the Freshman.Sophomore Years Letter to the Editor Campus needs changes all Parkside students are sup- pose 10 vote for their candl- dates with pennies. What a joke!! It should be called, "Who's willing to pay the most to win?" It aU comes down to those willing to pay will wtn. and U you don't be- lieve me just ask last year's winners or even the year be- fore. Hey Parkside. you want to be like other universities in the system. then try running a contest that is both fair and !un for all. Hey Parkside Students! ! You complain a lot about this school and how there's no ac- tion, well it all goes to shoW how much it takes more than just a few people. And U you want it changed or if you think you can do better then get off your --- and do some· lhlng about It. Hey Union (PAB) come on let's get a little rowdy. This is a university. so let's try to get entertainment that might reflect that. The Bartender To th E<I\tor What'l homecoming aU about? What's the nomecorn- inS king and queen all about? For the past two years Park d haa had a nome- comi.ng. Wh)'? At Urst we're aU led to believe it was to brtnS back alumni and to buUd up IUpport lor the socc· er t m, The IlrSt year It would .. em that everylhlng was going pretty good. SO what happened? FIrSt 01 all I'd like to .ay, Hey! Soccer Players why weren't you at that dance later that night? You know, the Homecoming dance. You athletes want sup- port from fans and/or possi. bl fans but yoU're never wul· ing to help out the other croups that help you. For ex· ample: PAB has a dance aft r every Basketball game. Wh re are all the Basketball pi ye.... ? Another thing about Home· coming: What·s uus King and QU n stuff about? First of those "talented students" en· rolled to help keep Its good reputation. It seems to me that the committee is not really con· cerned with raising the en· rollment; rather they would prefer to weed it Qut, sO th~l; only the "chosen feW" WI remain. Write a Letter Letters to the Editor must be turned in to the Ranger Office, WLLC D· 139A, on Tuesdays before 10 a.m. Lett rs must be typed. Cheryl R. Bra"" WRITERS Corby Anderson, Gretchen Ga~hart, Tammy Hannah Krlsty Harrington K" K!"anich, Carol Ko~tendi~~ RICk Luehr, Robb Luehr' ~~i ~ovak, JUlie Pendleton' M . erpe, Laureen Wawro' ISSy Weaver. ' PHOtOGRAPHERS ~ott CUrty, Darryl Hahn rlS Mayeshib . 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Tu!'kieicl ·..· Editor ~o l,'~ hng Campus News Editor K.afl Ol:"on ···· Community News Edit JI10 'elbaur or Rich 81 . .. Feature Editor D ••a)E·..·····..·..· ·····•••···..·..··· ····..·· Sporls Editor a ..e:,C "-OY G S h Photo Editor \ a~) 'lI c neeberger Copy Editor I n J" u. hanan Business ;,\Ianager an ck .•, Ad\'ertising Manag MIchael F,rcho\\ Distribution Manag~~ Brenda Buchanan Assl. Business Manager d Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 6, October 3, 1985 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1985-10-03 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System hannelore rader homecoming homecoming queen james shea junior varsity soccer team soccer