71 10 1184 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/e7c479750f51e5c12106f72f1e4b24f6.pdf 0f98c959675ba5b2e5f41182e47c9995 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 15, issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Meet the Campaign: Candidates for state offices emphasize traditional issues Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document page Tuition increase discussed page 1382888NHH1MINIINV8 Exclusive interview- Hal Holbrook page Race-walker excels A ¥ Oct. 2, 1 986 University off Wisconsin-Parksicfle Vol. 1 5 V No. 8 Meet the Campaign Candidates for state offices emphasize traditional issues by Suzanne Mantuano and Kelly McKissick For the candidates vying for election to Wisconsin's State Assembly and Senate, traditional campaign concer­ ns were the topic of conversa­ tion. More than ten candidates or speakers representing can­ didates for state legislative offices addressed Parkside students at the PSGA-spon- sored Meet the Campaign fo­ rums last week. "There were a number of attempts in the past legisla­ ture to raise the share of cost of your education," said Scott Fergus, Democratic candi­ date for the State Assembly's 61st (Northern Racine) Dis­ trict. "We can't look at increas­ ing that cost anymore," Fer­ gus continued. "Otherwise, what we are going to wind up doing is limiting access of lower income people to edu­ cational opportunities that usually wind being better for society as a whole." Norman Monson, Fergus' Republican challenger in the 61st Disctrict, thinks that taxes are the main issue. "We've got a great state here," Monson says, "but what's happened is that our governments, both state and local, have gotten little car­ ried away. Wisconsin resi­ dents are one of the five most taxed in the United States." For R. Frenchy Bouton, Re­ publican Assembly candidate in the 62nd (Southern Racine) District, the issues of taxes and business were of a differ­ ent color. According to Jim Bradley, who spoke on Bou- ton's behalf, "Business has a right to make a profit. Fren­ chy is a union man and uses common sense for the work­ ing people." Jeff Neubauer, Bouton's Democratic rival, also sup­ ports the working man, and would like to see more join those ranks. "I'm very much in favor of workfare meas­ ures that are designed to em­ power people who are on pub­ lic assistance to help them get jobs and become employ­ ed," he said. "It's good for the recipients, it's good for the state and it's good for the community because it has an­ other productive working citi­ zen." For candidates in the 63rd (Western Racine) District, employment figures took precedence. "Jobs are con­ tinuing to leave the state in droves," said Republican Jim Ladwig. "Sixty percent of our college graduates are leaving the State of Wisconsin to get jobs. This has got to be drawn to a halt; and the only way that's going to happen is if we provide jobs for them." Marilyn Nemeth, Ladwig's Democratic opponent, also believed lowering unemploy­ ment was important, adding that "the question in this election is whether we are going to have full time legis­ lative representation or are Campaign see page 2 National hopefuls give local perspective to big concerns by Suzanne Mantuano and Kelly McKissick National issues were given local perspective in speeches by gubernatorial and legisla­ tive candidates who attended the Parkside Student Govern­ ment Association-sponsored Meet the Campaign forums last week. "Ed Garvey believes that the federal government has a responsibility to support high­ er education," said Mike Serpe, who spoke on behalf of the Democratic candidate for the United States Senate. "We need to make programs accessible to all children, in­ cluding those of lesser means in Wisconsin and around the nation. "The gap between the rich and the poor has widened," Serpe continued. "Ed Garvey knows our real security rests on a healthy economy and vi­ brant communities, not on more and more military spending and weapons sys­ tems." Sharon Metz, a Democratic candidate for lieutenant governor, addressed the budget issue. "We (Wisconsin) have done something that the federal government cannot and will not do," she said. "We have balanced the budget. Tony Earl and Sharon Metz are committed to keeping this state in the black, and to not raising tuition." Continuing on the subject of education, Metz said she has respect for higher education. "The university and the busi­ ness climate cannot be sepa­ rated," she indicated. "One of the reasons that businesses are able to attract their em­ ployees here is that they be­ come Wisconsin residents and their children are able to come into the finest univer­ sity systems in this nation at a very affordable price." A candidate for the First Ditrict seat in the U.S. House of Representatives also spoke at the forums. The Republi­ can challenger to incumbent Les Aspin, Iris Petersen said that "we can feed this world. We can work around political barriers. We can have a pros­ perous agriculture and a prosperous country. Agricul­ ture is just one of the areas in the deficit that we must ad­ dress, and I believe that I am uniquely qualified to do so." photo by Loo Bose Peter Barca, Democratic candidate for Wisconsin State As­ sembly in the 64th District, was one of many who spoke at PSGA's Meet the Campaign forums last week. Homecoming King and Queen voting set for next week Voting for this week's Homecoming King and Queen will be held Thursday, Oct. 9 and Friday, Oct. 10 with a special primary election. The primary is being in­ stituted as a change this year since so many clubs are spon­ soring candidates. Of the 10- 15 hopefuls for the crowns, five will be selected to com­ pete in the final voting, to take place the following week. In next week's Ranger, look for pictures and profiles of each candidate to help you make your important voting decision. This year, the voting proce-1 dure is going to be altered, so that winners will no longer be determined by the collection of pennies. While details of the new voting procedure were not available at press time, they will be posted at the voting area in the Molina- ro Concourse, with pictures of each candidate also on dis­ play. Remember, your vote can make a difference. I THOUGHT WE ARMS CONTROL . ..o -TI\AP ' . RANGER Editorial What does apathy say about Many of you are probably sick and tired of hearing about the topic addressed here. So are we. That topic is apathy on this campus, and it's been dra­ matized and discussed by Just about everyone since clas­ ses began. But before you dismiss this as yet another exercise in didacticism, stop to consider why concerned campus groups have been spotlighting Parkside's apathy. Last week represents a fine example of why this univer­ sity's lack of Interest and involvement is such a weighty issue. Last week was when the Parkside Student Govern­ ment Association (PSGA) sponsored its Meet the Cam­ paign forums; it was also a week where candidates who came here to speak found themselves playing to meager crowds more suited for a Tupperware party than a public political forum. Forget about the possible causes for such a sickening turnout; they're mostly lame excuses we've heard before. Instead, focus attention on what last week's pitiful show­ ing tells the community about our school. It Indicates that, as an institution, we're haplessly and hopelessly reckless with regard to our future. In simpler terms, we just don't give a damn. We don't care enough about matters like tuition increases or politi­ cal campaigns to sacrifice half of our lunch hours or to miss "All My Children." We're content to luxuriate in our ignorance and let decisions about our lives be made with none of our input. Letter Innsbruck is To the Editor: I would like to further ex­ pand on the Ranger article "Apply to study in Inns­ bruck" appearing 9/26/86. I participated in the UNO-IN­ NSBRUCK program this sum­ mer and it was truly the ex­ perience of my life. There is no better place to attend a study abroad pro­ gram than at the University of Innsbruck in Austria. The surroundings, course curricu­ lum, program activities, and teaching excellence make this one of the best programs around. The program offers more than 70 courses in many dif­ ferent academic areas, many of which are fully accredited by Parkside as long as they are pre-approved by the divi­ sion chairman. All courses are taught in English by pro­ fessors from primarily the University of New Orleans or the University of Florida. In addition to the education you receive through the cour­ ses, you get the oportunity to great experience the culture and lifestyle of the natives of Aus­ tria. The program owes much Qf its success to the compe­ tence of its director, Carl Wagner; the dedication of the student workers; and the teaching excellence of its staff. Most of the class weeks are four days long, which allows ample time to travel around Europe. On the weekend you may find yourself Whitewater rafting down the Inn River, skiing in the Swiss Alps, shop­ ping in Italy, touring Holland,. para-sailing in Nice, celebrat­ ing the 4th of July at an authentic beer garden in Ger­ many, or even having an in­ teresting encounter on the train. If you have the opportunity, want to study abroad, are looking to make many new friendships, and want to have the time of your life, the pro­ gram offered by the Univer­ sity of New Orleans is the one for you. Alan Davidove Letter Food service leaves bad taste To the Editor People of Parkside, PLEASE WAKE UP!!! What has happened to the food service here? I'm refer­ ring to increased cost, lower quality, decreased availabl- ity, lack of service and forced food purchases. The cost of select items has Increased beyond the rate of inflation in a three month pe­ riod (May to August). Bread- sticks: 25* to 35* - up 40% (and inches shorter). Salads: 99* to $1.09 — up 10%. Salad Bar: 12*/oz. to 14*/oz. — up 17%. Fish-n-chips: $1.49 to $1.69 — u p 13%. This is only a partial list of unacceptable in­ creases of the most popular foods. The quality of many food products has decreased. A prime example is the pizza in the Union Square. Last semester a pizza had crisp crust, gooey cheese and tasty sausage. This semester's pizza has a cardboard crust, very little cheese, dried-up sauce, and greasy, uncooked sausage. Decreased availability of food and a lack of service are evident in the cafeteria, espe­ cially during the evening hours. The salad bar and coff­ ee pot are often depleted. When I asked for more toma­ toes, I was told there were none; when I asked for a fresh cup of coffee, I was told that it wasn't worth it to make another pot. You will also be lucky to find soup after 5:30. In addition, hardly a day goes by when the yo­ gurt selection consists of something other than "plain." Most striking, students liv­ ing in the residential halls are required to buy a food plan. In other words, students are being forced to buy a poor quality service. The underly­ ing assupmtion of this "logic" is that college students are not capable of budget man­ agement nor preparing meals for themselves other than beer and Wheaties. On the other hand, one can assume that somebody is making a pretty penny off this "logic." What does this all mean? Last year, a new food service contract was signed. This new contract should have stipulated gradual price in­ creases and maintenance of quality. But it did not do th is or it is not being implemen­ ted, and as usual, the stu­ dents are the ones taken for a ride on this deal. "Brown baggin' it Meet the Campaign Campaign from page 1 we going to have someone there just part time? " Peter Barca, the only 64th (Northern Kenosha) District candidate to appear at the PSGA forum, addressed an issue close to Parkside's heart. "I think you're going to see tuition go up slightly in the next ten years, but I also think that we need to tie tui­ tion to the level of student aid. If you're going to raise tuition, then I think then I think you have to make sure there is more aid available." And for Don Walsh, the only State Senate candidate to appear, the education issue was also important. "I deve - oped a program called indi­ vidual education accounts, Walsh, the 21st (Racinepuri­ ty) Republican said. 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Page 11 mmsmammmmmmmmmmmmammmmmmm Parkside's All Americans A r Sept. 25, 1 986 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 1 5, No. 4 Keep on truckin' : v. is : , •« 1 —: photo by Dave McEvoy Construction on County Highway E is a major ject, begun in July, won't be completed until inconvenience to Parkside commuters, and it at least November 1, according to the Wiswill continue to be one for a while. The pro — consin Highway Department. Housing not included in Campus Police jurisdiction by Gary L. Schneeberger Editor If a crime is committed in or around the residence halls, Parkside's Campus Police won't be doing the investigating. But that's no cause for concern, according to Gary Goetz, assistant chancellor for administrative and fiscal affairs. "We would love to provide our security force the authority to investigate crimes in the halls," Goetz explained. "The problem is that the piece of property upon which the residence complex sits is privately held by the Parkside Foundation. It's really, in effect, an island completely surrounded by campus troops." In the event of criminal activity, then, jurisdiction falls to the Kenosha County Sheriff's Department. Captain Roger Zeihen, the department's director of operations, does not feel any expediency is being sacrificed under such a set-up. "If you have any type of felony or accident going on," Zeihen said, "it would only be a matter of minutes before we responded, depending on where the squad is located in that area. "So I don't see where it would create any different type of situation than we have anywhere else in the county," he continued. "We've been policing Woodcreek (now Orchard Courts) apartments for years, and anytime there's any activity there, it's ours to investigate. And I'd say we're there within two or three minutes." Just what role the Campus Police has in maintaining order around the residence halls is clear to its director, Ron Brinkman. "By the Foundation and through the chancellor," Brinkman explains, "we've been directed to police that property. If a crime is going down, we'll take into custody who is responsible for it and turn him over to the sheriff's department. We can apprehend and detain; but the sheriff does the investigating." That scenario could change if campus security personnel were deputized by Sherrif Fred Ekornaas. Such an option has been studied, but to no avail. "It is the strong policy of our country sherrif that he will not get into the deputation program," Goetz said. "He does not want to entertain the liability of having a bunch of deputized people running around who he has no control over; and yet he would be responsible for any liability that is incurred." Still, Goetz is looking into increasing the Campus Police's role in serving the residence halls. "We will be trying to purchase radios that will allow us to get in immediate contact with the sheriff's department as soon as possible," Goetz said. "And, if it's necessary, we'll seek on-the-spot deputization in emergency situations which rapidly develop." New security staffing planned by Julie Pendleton Asst. News Editor With the advent of residence halls at Parkside, increased concern about campus security has developed. Parkside Campus Police currently maintains three levels of security, the lowest which is student security officers. Their duties include patrolling the art gallery, parking lots, dances and athletic events. The second level consists of Buildings and Grounds Patrol Officers (B&Gs). A prerequisite for becoming a B&G is approximately one year of experience as a student security officer. When there is an opening they then may apply for a B&G position. . Once employed as B&Gs, students then begin schooling to become certified police officers. They attend recruiting school twice a week and within four years may receive state certification as police officers. Parkside currently employs four part-time B&Gs. These B&Gs are either already certified or in the process of becoming certified as police officers. The highest level of security at Parkside consists of six full-trained and certified police officers. "Security is like insurance-you can never get enough" said Gary Goetz Assistant Chancellor for Administration and Fiscal Affairs. However, when working within budget constraints, there are limits, even in security. As a result of the new housing on campus, Campus Police have been forced to reconsider and redeploy its security. "We're doing our best with the resources that we have" said Goetz. The most change in the redeployment of security include having full-time police officer on duty over the weekend for a total of 20 hours and having a B&G covering part of third shift from 2 a.m. until 6 a.m. alone without a dispatcher. In the past Parkside had maintained only student security over the weekend. However, it is the opinion of Ron Brinkman, Director of Campus Policy and Public Safety, that weekends have become a "peak" period — "peak" meaning that there are more people on campus at that time. Therefore, that justifies a need for a full-time police officer to be on duty. As for a B&G being alone from 2 a.m. until 6 a.m., Brinkman feels that this is essentially a "non-peak" period, and that there is not much activity occuring. "Working within the budget constraints, we've have to utilize our person power, look at where would be the best place to deploy them" said Brinkman. In the past, Parkside had maintained a full-time certified police officer on third shift. According to PSGA president, Adrian Serrano this redeployment of security is questionable. "About a year and a half ago we began to look at security and safety on campus," said Serrano. "We started looking at such things as emergency call boxes, lighting, pathways-basically all aspects of safety. To me, this (redeployment) is a step backwards." Serrano went on to say "Hopefully this system will never be tested, and everything will run smoothly; but if the system is ever tested and it is shown that things might have worked out better had there been a a third shift professional officer on duty instead of a student, the university is going to get so much bad flack. And that's going to hurt everyone-the people involved, the security department, and it can also hurt Parkside's image." In response to this, Goetz maintained that it is the opinion of the campus police that they provide a capable and ample level of service. 2 Thursday, September 25, 1986 RANGER Editorial Paper's responsibility to report all the facts While gathering information for this week's front-page stories on campus security, the Ranger also discovered that some people don't understand this paper's role in the university environment. When asked about the early morning security staff situation, one administrator said that the Ranger would not be serving the best interests of the campus community if it reported that only student security personnel are on duty from 2 til 6 a.m. By publicizing this staffing change, the administrator said, the Ranger would in effect be advertising the best "strike" time to potential lawbreakers. Such an intimation is dangerously absurd. The mission of this newspaper is now, and has always been, to inform the community it serves of issues and events relevant to it. When something occurs that is important to the students, staff and administration of this university, it is our duty to identify, report and occasionally interpret those concerns in our newspaper. What we're talking about, essentially, is responsibility. We characterize our responsibility in the above terms. At least one administrator thinks our responsibility should instead be that we don't tell people what they may not want to hear. But bad news, if indeed this week's security story can be called bad news, needs to be reported just as much, if not more, than good news. For it is only by knowing all the facts that responsible adults can take action to correct what they might perceive to be wrongs. After all, no one really believes that Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein were overjoyed to find a cancer infesting the White House. But all of us, we're sure, are glad that they told us what they did. THE REAGAN TASK FORCE MEETS TO DISCUSS OPTIONS FOR FREEING THE HOSTAGES STILL HELD IN LEBANON: Former librarian dies David B. Knowles, 39, formerly of Kenosha, late of Lincoln, Neb., passed away suddenly at his home on Sept. 11, 1986. The son of Mr. and Mrs. Leo A. Knowles, he was born Nov. 3, 1946, in Elkhart, Ind. He received a bachelor's degree in library science in 1973 from the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee. Knowles lived in Kenosha for about 18 years before moving to Lincoln six years ago to head the catalog department at the University of Nebraska library. He had been employed as a librarian at Parkside from 1968-1979, as head of the catalog and circulation departments. Knowles was involved in the planning, installation and implementation of the OCLC on-line cataloging system in February 1976. His most notable and unique contribution was the design of the shelving for the Library of Congress National Union Catalog. Commercial shelving was not available in 1972 to house the large, irregular-sized volumes. Letter David Knowles On July 7, 1979, at the'Carthage College Chapel, he married Ruth Lillian Pauschert. Survivors include his wife, of Lincoln, and his parents, of Kenosha. Accessibility update in the works To the Editor: When I see a one-sided article, such as the one on wheelchair access by Mr. Luehr, I first question why the author would not take the little extra effort required to learn from us what is happening with that project. Then I answer my own question to myself and realize that, although we are one of the largest single departments on campus, by virtue of our role and location we are, like icebergs, largely invisible. Therefore, to better acquaint you with us, I am attaching a copy of our service guide and will get on with "the rest of the story." We have estimated the cost of providing interior access to mid-main place at $40,000; too costly for the campus alone to support. That project, along with a $75,000 project to access the second floor in Tallent Hall, were submitted in the Campus Capital Budget Request for funding by the State Building Commission in the 1985/87 biennium. Although there is a special "pot" of money created by the State Legislature for projects of this nature, neither project was funded. The reasoning was, that access in both cases does exist although it is inconvenient. We do not agree with the conclusion and have resubmitted the projects in our 1987/89 Capital Budget Request. What can be helpful for Parkside is for local legislators to be made aware from more sources of the need for the work and pressure brought on the State Building Commission to get funding for the projects. In July of this year, our Engineering Section completed a very comprehensive survey of the campus to identify all areas which do not meet current access standards. One result of this survey has been to release a $140,000 Building Commission access project which has been under design for over a year. This project will accomplish things such as relocating elevator controls, changing certain entry points to various rooms, lower mirrors and washstands, etc. Construction will probably begin early in 1987. Additionally the campus has, from its own resources, spent $10,000 to provide automatic openers for entrance doors in the Student Union, Physical Education Building and Comm Arts Building. We anticipate this installation will be complete this month. All documents relating to the project work I've discussed are available at the Facilities Management Center for review. Please contact us if you are interested in seeing any of them. Jack Dudley, Director of Facilities Management Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Jenny Carr News Editor Kimberiie Kranich ..News Editor Julie Pendleton Asst. 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Telephone (414)553-2295 or (414 553-2287 ' pubSion Thursday^ $4 ** 'nCh °r 'eSSbulk' Adver1isin9 deadline is Tuesday at 9 a.m. for cbflf/Ll0 WM be accepted in typewritten, double-spaced on standard size paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed with a tele- 552? npTiifnJ r?Ui h vesication purposes. Names will be withheld upon re- ESllnil H®[S. 'ETuesday at 10 a m- tor publication Thursday. Ranger content S se ,etters containin9 false and defamatory Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. Wtntbf of rhi? roiior.inio TROSSI a3 RANGER Thursday, September 25,1986 I 11.11 ... I ====== News Briefs Scientific research soars Federal sponsorship of basic scientific research at universities has soared in the first six years of the Reagan adminstration - a revival that appears unmatched since the post-Sputnik era of the early 1960s, reported the New York Times News Service. This dramatic increase, 61 percent since 1981, has surprised many university officials who had predicted just a few years ago that fundamental research would be an early casualty of the federal budget cuts. Futhermore, statistics and interviews with researchers across the country indicate that the administration has concentrated much of its research funding in unusually large projects. Consequently, many feel that the funds for individual scientists may be more scarce than ever. Earl against tuition hike Governor Earl will oppose the large tuition hike proposed by University of Wisconsin System President Kenneth Shaw and a special committee study - ing the future of the UW System, reported Oshkosh Northwestern. It is Earl's opinion that using high tuition to control enrollment is unacceptable. Instead of concentrating on tuition increases, Earl said the UW System should try to control and contain costs through stiffer admission requirements and higher academic standards. Education Dept. fights drugs The U.S. Education Department joined President Reagan's war on drugs with a handbook on how to drive the drug problem out of the nation's schools, reported the Milwaukee Sentinel. The 78-page booklet is aimed at educators, parents and students themselves laying out basic facts about drugs. Furthermore, it provides a detailed explanation of educators' rights to search students for drugs and to suspend or expel offenders. Club Events Homecoming Anthropology Club Dr. Florence Shipek will speak at a roundtable discussion on Tuesday, Sept. 30 at 11:00 a.m. in Molinaro 324. Topics of discussion will include how national policy and minority cultures deal with the nations of Asia and the Pacific, including Red China. International Studies Club A "Get Acquainted Party" will be held on Saturday, Sept. 27, at 6:30 p.m. at Dr. Manogaran's home, 2114 Grand Prix Dr., Raicne. Bring a snack to pass, a new member and ideas. (R.S.V.P. 553-2701 or 553-2316). PASO Parkside Asian Student Organization (PASO) will be meeting on Friday, Sept. 26 at 1:00 p.m. in Union 207. Information on upcoming club events will be discussed. Geology Dr. Steve Leavitt of the Department of Geology will speak on Friday, Sept. 26 in Greenquist 113. The discussion, "Isotope Dendrochronology and the Dating of Historic and Precolumbian Buildings in the Southwest," will cover a new method of dating growth rings of trees, including pilot studies on wood from the Hubbell Trading Post in northern Arizona and wood from Casa Grande Ruins in southern Arizona. Everyone is welcome. Voter drive Recruitment Fair by Jenny Carr News Editor The legislative affairs committee is holding a voter registration drive this week on campus. Registration will be held on the main concourse today, Sept. 25 and Monday, Sept. 29. Chris Baierl, committee chair, states that voter participation among 18-24 yearolds has been notoriously low. His committee has contacted the Kenosha League of Women Voters to assist them in the registration drive. "Students are quick to complain about high tuition, but if they would vote, their complaints would be heard," Baierl asserts. A selection of condidates will be on campus during the week of Sept. 22 to talk about the issues in the upcoming election. Students are encouraged to listen to the candidates, ask questions and, most importantly, to register to vote. mfA-M*W.. Involvement stressed "On Monday, September 29, we're going to change the main concourse of Parkside into a circus," said Bill Serpe, Chair of the Student Organizations Council. "Every club and organization will have a table set up and will be selling themselves to recruit new members. There are over forty different opportunities at this school for people to get involved and this event will give everyone a chance to find out about all of them on one day in one place." Every group that will be on hand that day has been encouraged to do anything and everything they can to get students' attention. 'I've suggested that social clubs like the Dart Team set up a dart game. I'd even like to see the Bowling Club try to demonstrate on the main concourse, "Serpe said. Some clubs don't have the advantage of drawing attention in this way. Serpe had some suggestions for them too. Helium balloons are a very obvious attraction, not to mention giveaways. Clubs could hold a drawing at the end of the day and give a free prize. Food will always get people's attention too, expecially if it's free. "Our slogan this year," Serpe continued, is "Drop in and Sign Up." We have already recognized two new clubs this year and are looking at several more.' When asked what the new clubs were Serpe said, "Come to Recruitment Fair 86 and see for yourself. We'll be going from 9 a.m. untill 1 p.m. in the Main/concourse from the Union all the way to Upper Main Place. Get involved this year." New look, new feel is this year's goal by Bill Serpe "There will be more things happening this year for 'Horncoming 86', " said Chuck Christoffersen, chair of this year's committee, "and we think what we have planned will encourage more student involvement." Among the changes slated for this year's big event are a picnic on the pad on Friday afternoon featuring The Surf Boys (aka the Class of 62) and a dance on Friday evening with Pat McCurdy and the Confidentials. Between these two events there will be a bonfire. "We're trying to have more things going on that are traditionally related to Homecoming," said Diane Welsh, activities advisor. "And we're also trying to schedule things back-to-back so that people will stay involved." A "derder" decorating party is also scheduled for Friday. This will coincide with the "World's Largest University Derder Band" record- setting attempt to be held during half-time at Saturday's soccer game. "First let me explain what a Derder is," said Christoffersen. "It's the cardboard core in the middle of the roll of toilet paper. When you take it off, the holder it becomes a musical instrument, in a way." This idea, according to Christoffersen, came from another member of the committee, who sees it as a fun way to get people to the soccer game and to put Parkside on the map. "We will be inviting newspapers from Milwaukee, Racine and Kenosha, as well as television and radio stations," commented Christofferson. "We're also going to try to get a national reporting service like USA Today or People Magazine, and then we want to have this recorded with the Guinness "We wanted to give this event the same kind of excitement Winter Carnival generates." -- Sandy Saladis Book of World Records." Sandy Saladis, a senior music major on the committee, talked about club involvement for Homecoming. "We wanted to give this event the same kind of excitement that Winter Carnival generates. We are encouraging more clubs to sponsor candidates for King and Queen. The winning people will score points for the club they represent." Other events, like the Tugof- War Tournament, and attendance at the soccer game and dances will win the Homecoming Spirit award which will be a cash prize and a trophy. "More than anything, "- Saladis said, "we want to change the image of the penny voting for the King and Queen. The money that is raised during this election goes to the Child Care Center here at Parkside, but by making it a club contest with a prize we hope to make it more competitve for the clubs and less of a popularity contest." Clubs and other organizations sponsoring King and Queen candidates are reminded that they must turn in names for this contest to the Ranger office by Friday Sept 26, so that candidates' pictures can be taken for the voting and next week's paper. Entry forms are available at the Ranger Office, PSGA office and the Student Activities Office, Union 209. Apply to study in Innsbruck The University of New Orleans will sponsor its 12th annual session of UNO-INNSBRUCK, an International Summer School program in Innsbruck, Austria. This educational/ travel experience will involve over 250 s tudents and some 30 faculty and staff for the summer of 1987. "UNO's popular Alpine summer school atracted students from 35 different American universities and colleges and several foreign countries for the summer of '86," says Carl Wagner, Associate Director of the Office of International Study Programs at UNO. "As a result, UNO-INNSBRUCK is now one of the largest overseas summer schools offered by an American university." Applicants are already lining up for the 1987 session. Part of the secret may be that more than 70 courses in many different academic subject areas are offered in this magnificent and scenic Alpin Innsbruck setting in the "heart of Central Europe". While participants can earn up to ten semester hours of credit, their classrooms are surrounded by the towering Tyrolean Alps, whose peaks are always snow-capped. Stephanie Rondenell, a student participant in the 1986 UNO-INNSBRUCK program, had this to say about her European experience. "If someone were to ask me to name the most memorable experience of my life all I would have to say is 'Innsbruck'. When I think of my summer in Insbruck, I think of the mountains that were outside my dorm window and how wonderful it was to wake up to them every morning." Registration for UNO-INNSBRUCK is already underway. Enrollment in the program is limited, so interested applicants should apply as soon as possible. Information and a full color brochure describing the program in detail can be had by writing to UNO- INN SBRUCK-1987, c/o International Study Program, Box 1315-UNO, New Orleans, LA 70148. Or, you can call (504) 286-7116. 4 Thursday, September 25, 1986 RANGER Petersen Fine Arts degree pays PSGA approves nominations Book sale by Ronda Ditter Each year, students graduate from Parkside with degrees in various fields of expertise. Sometimes, these graduates enjoy great success, thanks to the education they received here. Such is the case of Gary Study in & Sp evittej oitt Emphases in Liberal Arts International Business Equestrian Studies Courses available in Spanish and in English Fluency in Spanish not required All courses approved by UW-Platteville and validated on an official UW-Platteville transcript $2495 per semester for Wisconsin & Minnesota residents $2795 per semester for non-residents Costs include Tuition and Fees Room and Board with Spanish families Fieldtrips All financial aids apply For further information contact Study Abroad Programs 308 Warner Hall University of Wisconsin-Platteville I University Plaza Platteville. Wl 53818-3099 (608) 342-1726 Petersen, a Parkside alumnus working as the promotion manager for The Milwaukee Journal and Milwaukee Sentinel. Petersen, who majored in fine arts and minored in English, says that Parkside "provided me with an excellent broad-based background. Getting out of college, I wasn't at the disadvantage of being restricted in what I'd learned." Petersen enjoys his job, which consists of overseeing a staff of writers and artists who devise marketing ads and presentations that promote the Journal and Sentinel. "We also take on 'extra' jobs, like community affairs events,"he says. There isn't much time for relaxation in all this, Petersen admits. "A few more hours in the day would help," he explains, "because deadlines usually mean extra hours. I'm usually busy, and but I like it that way." A successful graduate of Parkside, Petersen does have some parting words of encouragement for those still enrolled. "Try to learn everything you can in a broad, rather than narrow perspective," he says. "You never know when your career direction could change." By Jenny Carr News Editor i At last week's PSGA meeting, President Adrian Serrano recommended and the Senate approved the appointment of Kay Rouse and Scott Peterson as justices for the student government association. The judicial branch of the student government intervenes whenever a situation arises that requires an official interpretation of the PSGA constitution. Peterson is a former PSGA president. Rouse is a Campus Ambassador and is involved in the Honors program and International Studies Club. The Senate also approved the nominations of Bev Landreman and Dan Nicholson to the search and screen committee to select the director of Student Enrollment Services. Nicholson worked in enrollment services during the summer and Landreman, president of Peer Support, brings a keen interest in building enrollment to the committee. The Library/Learning Center will hold its annual book sale Tuesday through Thursday, Sept. 30 and Oct. 1 and 2, from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. outside the entrance of the Library on Level 1. Approximately 1500 books covering a variety of subjects will be included. Most hardcover books will sell for $1 and paperbacks for 25®. There also will be a silent auction for several special sets of books. These books have accumulated over a period of time and consist of duplicates, discards, and gift items which are not needed for the Library collection. Credit card tips given Free music This year, 83 percent of all college students have joined the 90 million credit card holders in the United States. To educate consumers on how to select and use these cards, the United States Office of Consumer Affairs and the American Institute of Certified Public Accountants (AICPA) have published a new brochure, "Choosing a Credit Card. These 25 Tips May Save You Money." The brochure suggests that consumers look for hidden credit card costs and shop for the best finance charge before acquiring credit cards. Credit card fraud may reach $1.13 billion by 1990. To The most demanding, challenging, enlightening, rigorous, satisfying, difficult, rewarding, motivating and exciting course you can take in college. ARMY RESERVE OFFICERS' TRAINING CORPS For more information contact Captain Ed Recke (collect) 414-224-7195 avoid credit card fraud, keep a running list of credit card numbers and issuer's phone numbers in case of loss or theft. Before acquiring a credit card, be aware of finance charges that will be imposed if the balance is not paid in full. Students may not be aware that it is illegal to send an unsolicited credit card in the mail. If a student receives a card and doesn't want to use it, the card should be destroyed. Any student wishing a free copy of this useful brochure may write to: "Choosing a Credit Card," Consumer Information Center, Pueblo, CO 81009. Three free public concerts are scheduled at Parkside for 1 p.m. in Communication Arts Room D118 on Wednesdays Sept. 24, Oct. 15 and Oct. 29. The series will open with a performance by Parkside music professor and Fine Arts Division chair James McKeever, piano; the next concert will be by Madison classical guitarist George Lindquist; and the third by the Bliss-Goldberg piano duo from Milwaukee. Music professor Robert Campbell will host the series, presented by Parkside's music discipline. For more information call 553-2581. Here It Comes Again Quality Men's and Women's clothing at affordable prices and antique jewelry Mon. 12-5 Tues.-Sat. 10-5 5817 6th Ave. Kenosha 652-0430 Happy Birthday, Lori! CLUB DEADLINE!! The deadline for clubs to register for the 1986-87 year is Wed., Oct 1st. Forms are available in the Student Activities Office, Union 209 RANGER Thursday, September 25, 1986 5 Tom Pedersen Student breaks ground with study by Kelly McKissick Words such as gravimeter and batholith may ribt often come into everyday conversation but are far from alien for Geology student Tom Pedersen. A senior at Parkside, Pedersen has selected an interesting and very important senior thesis. By using Geophysics and a process called a gravity survey, he is determining the gravitational geology of an area in northern Wisconsin. The importance of Pedersen's work is that it is the first gravity survey done in this area of Wisconsin, an astounding feat for a professor, let alone a student. Pedersen is studying an area in northern Wisconsin called the Wolf River batholith. A batholith is basicallly a magnetic intrusion that occurred under the Earth's surface approximately 1500 million years ago. In other words, rocks that became magnetic rose to just under the Earth's surface. Pedersen has so far covered 175 miles in his studies. He measures differences in the intensity of the Wolf river batholith gravity field in two lines across northern Wisconsin. He picked his starting and end points in towns. One line runs from Wild Rose to Amberg; the other from photo by Dave McEvoy Geology student Tom Pedersen displays his gravimeter on loan from UW-Milwaukee. Gleason to Nichols. Pedersen takes his readings with an instrument called a gravimeter (on loan from UW-Milwaukee). This instrument measures gravity beneath the Earth's surface. All of his readings have to be taken using topographic maps at road intersections. He must measure in places where exact elevations can be recorded. Pedersen began working on his thesis in August of this year. Nearly all of his data has been collected and he will complete his readings this October. "That's the easy part," he adds. His next project will be to take all of the data he has been collecting and feed it into a computer where it will be transferred into truly usable data. As of now, Pedersen has only raw data with which to measure his success. "Right now, I can't tell too much (whether the data is good or not), because it isn't processed. Once I get it out of the computer, it will be well worthwhile," he commented. The computer will also correct drifts (errors) in the gravimeter and account for elevation differences. Geographical factors such as large hills must be accounted for, since they can cause errors in the gravimeter readings. The finished product will provide data to allow a map similar to a topographic map to be created. However, instead of changes in elevation, this map will show changes in gravitation. This map will be called a Bouguer (pronounced boo-gay) Anomaly Map. Bouguer is the man who invented it and anomaly means an outof- the-ordinary clash between two things. The map will show anomalies, or changes, in the gravitational field in the Wolf River batholith. Pedersen expects the process to be finished next spring. He may then give a talk on his findings in May 1987 at the Institute on Lake Superior Geology, and perhaps even have a paper published to be used in the institute's guide. He points out that this project is "a very general type of survey; later on there will be more studies done in smaller areas to determine exact geology." . Pedersen see page 6 Math support group meets A math support group is being offered by the Academic Resource Center and the Student Counseling and Development Office on Wednesdays from 3 to 4 p.m. beginning Oct. 1. The group will meet weekly for the first four Wednesdays, and after that meetings will be scheduled based on the needs of the group. If you are enrolled in Math 09-010, 66-015 or 66-016 and believe that a math support group would be helpful to you, then call 553-2605 or stop by WLLC D175 to register. This group is designed to offeryou emotional support and is not a substitute for math tutoring, which is available in the Academic Resource Center. Enrollment is limited; so call immediately. If you have any questions, contact Doris Nice at 553-2395 or Barbara Larson at 553-2122. If l i f e i s a ma t t e r of choice, would you want someone choosing for you? Protect your life by Protecting the preborn.. Southeastern Wisconsin ProLife Coalition DROP IN-JOIN UP MONDAY September 29 9:00 a.m. -1:00 p.m. MAIN CONCOURSE PARKSIDE SPONSORED BY S.O.C. Energy talk Energy is essential to the survival of any population of organisms. This energy is generally available in many forms-food, sunlight, minerals, etc., but the total amount is always finite. The fact that energy is limited means that any population must learn to live within its "energy budget" or face ecological disaster. Energy and energy consumption have long been a concern of physicists. The use of energy by populations will be the subject of a Physics Colloquium to be presented by Dale Snider of the UW-Milwaukee Physics Department. The talk is titled "Population and Energy" and is based on a set of articles Snider wrote for the Milwaukee Journal. "Population and Energy" will be given at 1 p.m. on Wednesday, Oct. 1, in 230 Greenquist. The talk is free and open to the public. Total Service for U. W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 Mon. • FrI. 10 - 3 Serving four other locations Racine Waukesha Burlington Milwaukee 6 Thursday, September 25, 1986 RANGER Week at the Park Folk music, films on tap Thursday, Sept. 25 Movie: "Back to the Future" (PG) will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $2 for others. Sponsored by PAB. Workshop: "Interview Techniques" starts at 5:30 p.m. in Union 104. Call ext. 2452 for reservations. Movie: "Slave of Love" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Thursday Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Friday, Sept. 26 Movie: "Back to the Future" will be repeated at 1:30 p.m. and at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. live Entertainment: featuring "Gypsy" starts at 8:30 p.m. in Union Square. Admission will be charged at the door. Sponsored by PAB. Saturday, Sept. 27 Short Courses: "The Gifted Child" starts at 9:30 a.m. and "Ballet for Children" starts at 12:30 p.m. Call ext. 2312 for details. Sponsored by the Continuing Education Office. Concert: starting at 7 p.m. in the Physical Education Building featuring Pete Seeger, Bobby McGee, Larry Penn, Mud River Lee and more. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center; admission is $10.00. Movie: "Slave of Love" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold for the Saturday Foreign Film Series. Sunday, Sept. 28 Movie: "Slave of Love" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Movie: "Back to the Future" will be repeated at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, Sept. 29 Round Table: "Problems of Health Policy" by Dr. John Surry of the Southeastern Wisconsin Family Practice Center starts at 12 noon in Union 106. The event is free and open to the public. Tuesday, Sept. 30 Short Courses: "Adult Children of Alcoholics" starts at 7 p.m. in T182 and "Investing Those Hard Earned Dollars" starts at 7 p.m. in T281. Spon- 1,000,000 Customers Can't Be Wrong! Now on Sale! $59each 3fors159 Choice of finishes: • Oak . • While \ • Walnut Each bookcase corses with A shelves (3 ate adjustable). Eoch unit measues 3CTW « 72"H « 12"D Oefcveiy not included That's how many bookcases Scandinavian Design has sold over the last 10 years. That's because people come back for quality., it's something we've been selling for a long time. 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Sponsored by PAB. Workshops: "Estate Planning starts at 7 p.m. in T281 and "Beginning Guitar" starts at 8 p.m. in CA D118. Call ext. 2312 for reservations. Thursday, Oct. 2 Workshop: "Grantsmanship" starts at 8:30 p.m. in Union 104. Sponsored by the Continuing Education Office. Movies: "Romancing the Stone" and "Jewel of the Nile," both rated PG, will be shown at 3:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1 for a Parkside student and $2 for others. Sponsored by PAB. Workshop: "Pricing Strategy: How Much To Charge" starts at 6 p.m. Call ext. 2312 for details. Movie: "They Don't Wear Black Ties" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets are available for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. Ranger Looks Good On A Resume Geology student Pedersen from page 5 Peter Nielsen, a member of the geology faculty, has helped Pedersen with his studies. Nielsen will be coauthor of the paper, and Pedersen expressed that "he has been an extreme help. Most of the project was laid out by him, and I carried it out. Without him this wouldn't be happening." He also added that "when I started this survey, I knew nothing about gravitational measure. This experience was to teach me about gravitational survey.'' One of Pedersen's main reasons for picking such an unusual, unexplored thesis was "to better my chances of getting into a graduate school with some sort of assistantship. Learning the geophysical techniques of gravitational surveying will hopefully impress some of the larger graduate schools." He adds with a hopeful joke, "Maybe they will let me go for free." Day care Day care from page 7 staff of Parkside is lower than that of the general public. According to Thomas, there are no foreseen cuts in funding. One improvement Madson says the center would like to make is renovation and new equipment for the playground. "The nutritional balance of childrens' lunches is a concern," Thomas states, as the center does not serve hot lunches. Of course, at first, both parents and children feel a little apprehensive aobut a day care center. The reservations they have, though, are usually short-lived. Parents receive the assurances of the staff, and adjacent to Preschool Program Coordinator, Janet Robbins' office is a resource center which contains literature parents can read to learn about various characteristics of their children's ages. BSO sets agenda The Black Student Organization (BSO) is in the process of re-establishing its foundation after a series of unfortunate developments during the 85-86 school year. The organization was sanctioned by the Parkside Office of Student Life for an infraction of procedure; its elections were contested, a controversial "Miss BSO" pageant was conducted and there have been difficulties concerning the operation of the Minority Student Resource Center. In an effort to reaffirm its credibility, Pamela Smith, president, conducted meetings over the summer with elected BSO officers who agreed to serve in a temporary capacity and to hold new elections. A revised constitution has also been drafted and will be ratified after installation of officers. In addition, at CH1PM CANTONESE & AMERICAN RESTAURANT DELICIOUS CANTONESE & AMERICAN FOODS - FAMILY DINNERS DINE IN OR CARRY OUT - LE AVE THE COOKING TO US least three BSO members will attend the Student Leadership Workshop at Camp Juniper Knolls, and a 1986-87 Work Plan will be developed for submission to the Student Life office. These steps are being taken to insure a productive and successful operation of BSO during the coming year. The BSO is starting ANEW! Membership is open to all students who support the goals, objectives and programs of the organization. Your ideas and input are needed! The success and effectiveness of the organization will depend solely on the participation of its members. Memberships are available during hours posted in the Minority Student Resource Center, MOLN Dill. JOIN TODAY! A Candidates' Forum will be held during the general meeting of the BSO on Wednesday, September 24, 1986 at 1 PM in Molinaro D107. Nominees for 1986-87 school year will be introduced. Vote on Thursday and Friday, Sept., 26-27! Voting opened to members ohly! BUSINESS MEN'S LUNCHEONS COCKTAIL LOUNGE BANQUET ROOM YOUR HOST TOMMY KM ORDER BY PHONE FOR FAST SERVICE J Gnonnok Drfb» Of*' ObiMokw • •' 553-5514 — F R E E P A R K I N G ES 1700 Sheridan Rd., Keno. fU ^HSHSE5asasHsasasa_saj5Hsas^5Bs3 CLOSED MONDAY TUES. THRU SUN 11 30A M - 9 .30P M FRI ANO SAT 11 30A M 11 30P M Ranger Needs Writers How do Parkside's facilities compare to others? by Ronda Ditter Today, more mother than ever are joining the work force. In fact, two-thirds of America's moms have decided, for various reasons, to work outside the home. However, because full-time 'baby sitters' are costly and often hard to find, many mothers have opted for private child care outside the home. These day care centers aim toward giving the child a 'more-fun-than-home' experience. Day care flourished in the late 70's, as an increasing number of women began working. Since then, the cen- THE FAR SIDE ters have been criticized for using child care services as a means for quick cash. The cost of child care ranges widely from center to center, largely depending upon the number of hours the child remains there and whether or not he or she is fed a snack or a meal. In the east, the cost per eight-hour day is, on the average, $26. The same can be said for the west, although the northern, southern and midwestern regions are slightly cheaper, charging an average price of $22 per eight-hour day. Most childcare agencies have lengthy rules and regu- By GARY LARSON lations that are established largely by the state. Most deal with maintaining the building, safety approval of all recreational apparati (including everything from a ball to a swingset) and the type of food served (snacks must be nutritional and meals must contain all four food groups). Finally, each 'social counselor,' or day care attendant, must report any signs of abuse to authorities or risk losing his required permit. In addition, it is also possible that these attendants can face conviction as an accomplice if the child is later found to be the victim of abuse. or playing in a maze of tires. photo by Dave McEv°y Pignottl's Liquor HOURS Open Mon. thru Sat. 9-9 Open Sunday 10-9 UWP - W W W W J . W W W * * * * * * * * * * : FREE POSTERS : Last Week's Winner: Christina Sibilsky This Week's Prize A Dr. McGillicuddy Mirror Bay Cere What exactly is it all about, anyway? "Wawa!" by Chris Lojeski The Budlowe Day Care Center, housed on 30th Avenue, between Tallent Hall and Orchard Court Apartments, serves the students and staff of Parkside, in addition to the general public. The center, with halls lined with apples laminated with each child's name, and murals painted by the children, cares for children ranging in age from newborn infants up to 4-year-olds. They are divided by age into classrooms, according to the Infant/Toddler Program Coordinator, Terrie Madson. The Classrooms have names such as "Flower Garden," "Pumpkin Patch" and "Apple Tree Room." Each classroom is staffed 1585- North 22nd Avenue • Ph. 551-8020 * COME REGISTER FOR OUR FREE DRAWING * • M ICHELOB $199 6 pk cans $795 24/12 oz cans OLD STYLE 40 oz Bottles 'THE BIG ONE' Seagrams Orlglnal*Golden»Peach $299-,* $1699CM0I24 use our products in moderation. 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Trish Arentz, a student working at the center, states, "The four-year-olds use less nap time, so for them the time between noon and 2 is usually used mainly as quiet time." "The day care center is supported by funding from the University and by income the center generates," says Madson. The charge is higher for infants, and although parents sometimes run into a problem with financial aid, the charge for students and Day care see page 6 photo by Dave McEvoy For kids in day care, fun can mean peeking through a fence ... Exclusive interview Timbuk 3 an up-and-coming music act by Rick Luehr A man, a woman, and a boom box. Not what you would consider the basis for a strong and innovative new band. However, that's just what Timbuk 3 is. He is Pat McDonald, founder of the popular and influential early eighties Madison band, Pat McDonald and the Essentials, and Timbuk 3's main songwriter. She is Barbara K. McDonald, guitar, violin and mandolin player, and Pat's wife and partner in the Austin, Texas-based duo. And the boom box is just that, a tape player which, in concert, plays the rhythm tracks recorded by Pat. These rhythm tracks, however, are not the electronic banging which these days passes for "rhythm," rather, these tracks consist of honestto- god bass guitar and drums. The band's first album, on I.R.S. records, entitled "Greetings from Timbuk 3," is an eclectic set of songs reflecting a wide variety of influences. "I think I have hundreds of them," said Pat, during a recent phone interview. "I'm always listening to different kinds of things. I turn on the radio now and then, and something will manage to catch my interest." This diverse group of influence ranges from country to funk to straight ahead rock and roll. Timbuk 3 first gained attention when they appeared on the MTV music series "The Cutting Edge." A recording contract with I.R.S. followed closely, and it was off to Hollywood to record the album. Said Pat, "The record is probably the loest-budget I.R.S. record in the history of the company. The whole thing Book review IN l evV by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor "Cinema of Paradox" by Evelyn Ehrilich (Columbia University Press) is sub-titled "French filmmaking during the German Occupation" and is a scholarly study of the era. What characterizes this book over the standard scholarly cinema tome is that is combines its perception on film with a thorough knowledge of the era. Interviews with performers and filmmakers help to enhance the careful study, while listings of film production during the era (1940-1944) make it a valuable reference as well. This portion of French filmmaking is a pre-New Wave look at how films during that time and under those conditions were created under strict jurisdiction of dictatorial leadership, suppressing Ron's Place Sandwiches and Cocktails TRY OUR FAMOUS Opens Mon-Sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 3301 52nd Kenosha, Wl 657-4455 was done for about $15,000." "And," added Barbara, "that included everything, including putting us up in L.A. The actual money spent on the recording of the album was about eight or nine thousand." The stripped-down sound resulting from this low budget suits the band. The album's sound is crisp and clear and the minimum of studio tricks allows every element of the music to shine through. Many of Pat's songs can be seen as somewhat cynical, but this cynicism is almost always backed up with a sense of humor. The subjects of these songs range from political comment ("Just Another Movie") to society's stereotyping of people by the way they wear their hair ("Haircuts and Attitudes.") In spite of his often biting jabs at society and the world, Pat describes himself as "basically Barbara K (I) and Pat McDonald a happy person. It's just that it would be hard to write songs all the time about sitting on the porch and watching the lawn grow." The McDonalds are quite happy with the band's line-up at the present time. They feel that the "jambox" is an ideal third band member. It allows them the freedom to play anywhere. French cinema released much of the imagination and yet still leaving room for some important works. One can also see how the French filmmakers eventually evolved into a fascination with American film noir from this very period (which culminated in the New Wave of French filmmaking that gave us artists like Truffeau, Cocteau, and Renoir). That this is an intelligent, scholarly study makes it important for serious students of the cinema (especially since it deals with an aspect of the French cinema that is often overlooked in favor of the more chic New Wave). Its cerebral presentation is combined with straight factual data for reference purposes which makes it a library imperative. "Cinema of Paradox" is yet another important study on French cinema and one which is complete and insightful. That it covers much untouched territory in a comprehensive manner adds immeasurably to its value. Vopat to give reading On Sunday, Sept. 28 at 5 p.m. the Humanities Symposium will kick off its 1986-87 season by sponsoring a reading by Professor Carole Vopat of excerpts from her award-winning novel-in-progress, "The Cookie Stories." The gathering will take place at the home of Professor James Dean, 1642 Park Avenue, Racine, and will feature food and drink as sell as Professor Vopat. Everyone is invited, and urged to bring refreshments to share. Carole Vopat has been working on a novel, "The Cookie Stories," since July 1980. In 1983 she received an Honorable Mention Award in the Wisconsin Arts Board's Fellowship Program. That same year the Board awarded her a grant of $3000 to continue work on her novel. SWATCH THIS SPACE - NEXT WEEK ^ £YOU - MAY BE A WINNER 5 % 10 free movie passes (1 student and ^ guest) will be awarded in next J week's Ranger. ^ (Each student winner will be chosen ^ at random and will also receive ^ refreshments.) J Winners sponsored by •, U.A. CINEMA AND * RANGER STAFF % % % % The Board described her work as "luminous" and "riveting," especially praising the character development. "Panelists found themselves so drawn into the story that they wanted to know more about Cookie at the chapter's end. The narrative development is deft and the content important." Ms. Vopat received a second grant from the Arts Board in 1984, and a third this past summer. She has also been awarded a sabbatical leave to work on her novel for the Spring semester, 1987, from Parkside. Vopat lives in Milwaukee and has two cats. THE OLD BOOK CORNER 312 — 6th St. Racine Gently Used Books on all subjects. Racine's only used Bookstore. MARTHA MERRELLS BOOKSTORE HANGER Thursday, September 25,1986 9 Record review Paul hits the bottom after long fall by Gary L. Schneeberger Since 1970, people have been saying that Paul McCartney's music is feeble when compred to his work with the Beatles. Today, some 12 albums after the break-up of the Fab Four, that complaint is no longer justified. That's because "Press to Play," Paul's latest, is feeble even by today's undemanding standards. The most successful songwriter in the history of recorded sound, McCartney has, plainly and simply, run out of worthwhile ideas. The selections on "Press to Play" (six written in collaboration with lOcc's Eric Stewart) are dumb, drab throwaways with repetitious rhythms and pseudo- surrealistic lyrics that are as laughable as they are impenetrable. From McCartney's point of view, such cuts, like "However Absurd," "Pretty Little Head" and "Press" (which may very well be the worst single of the year) represent an attempt to shake the cutesy balladeer tag his post-Beatles work has earned him. For listeners, however, these songs merely reinforce why that stereotype was developed to begin with--because Pauly (unlike John Lennon) never was too good with words and thereby had to rely on catchy melodies and his admittedly sweet voice to succeed. But even the pipes are corroding these days. Although in the past his singing could make worthless efforts like "No More Lonely Nights" palatable, that option is no longer open. Tracks like "Footprints" and "Angry" illustrate just how thin the voice has gotten when it reaches for those upper octaves. And "Only Love Remains," a more McCartneyesque weeper, is tightly miked and overdubbed, an obvious response to rickety vocal cords. If there is a bright spot surrounding the release of this woeful record, it is that it finally frees Beatlemaniacs from the burden of shaking their heads and muttering, "Is this the same guy who wrote 'Eleanor Rigby' and 'We Can Work It Out'? " "Press to Play," once and for all, proves that it isn't. Paul McCartney Short Cuts RETURNED TO THE SCENE OF THE CRIME by Rossington (Atlantic) Once known as the Rossington- Collins has since departed), Rossington now not only stands for guitarist-songwriter Gary Rossington, but also lead vocalist Dale Krantz- Rossington. This latest release presents the listener with a diverse style of straight-ahead rock and roll that is too gritty for power pop and yet too tame to be classified heavy metal. Dale Krantz-Rossington's vocals still have the smooth flow that characterized earlier Rossington-Collins works and enhance the better tracks on this album. The most successsful cuts are those that employ a rock ballad style as opposed to the more formulaic upbeat numbers. The lyrics are a welcome generic relief from all of the pretentious attempts at "meaningful" words that usually do no more than appear heavy handed and sanctimonious. "Returned to the Scene of the Crime" has a 1970's rock and roll reel, something that could be dismissed as dated. However in the wake of so many groups that fall under the category of "New music" giving us no more than redundant electronics and depressed moaning for vocals, the purity of hearing genuine instruments rather than machines is a welcome step backwards. At least before we forget how rock and roll with true feeling sounds. •Jim Neibaur- BOOMERANG by Boomerang (Atlantic) This new female rock act consists of three vocalists-Adriana Kaegi, Cheryl Poirier and Perri Lister. As you have probably already guessed, they sound a great deal like The Go-Go's and Bananarama. This, their debut album, contains ten tracks, most of which are fast-paced and upbeat. The title cut, "When the Phone Stops Ringing," "Baby I'm Back in Love Again," and "In the Darkness" are amoung the dancable songs that seem destined for Top Forty popularity, as the trio presents this dance pop style quite effectively. While helping Kaegi with artistic direction, Poirier also accomplishes the task of vocal arrangements. Kaegi is the artistic talent responsible for the album cover as well. If you're a fan of the contemporary girl group pop formula that characterizes the work of The Go-Go's and Bananarama, "Boomerang" is an effort that's well worth picking up. •Karen Wiegert- FIRST DOWN AND TEN by Keep It Dark (Elektra) Yet another group from England trying to make it big with the same old pop formulas- Keep It Dark. Using the mellow sort of tones of the Dream Academy and the jazzlike style of the Blow Monkeys, Keep It Dark has managed to create an unobtusive collection of tunes that are sure to be accepted by the same Top 40 charts that made A-hA, Wham!, and Whitney Houston big. Although it is quiet talented, the instrumentation is not innovative. The saxaphone solo on "Better Than Me" is an excellent piece of jazz work and the horns throughout the album are superbly used. The use of keyboards in the style of Howard Jones is pervasive in this work. Very unusual is the incredible similarity between the background of "Fish Out Of Water" and Steely Dan's 1972 (3H2VCINEMAS 5 57th AVE & 75th St. 694 7301 ti Playing For Keeps" Danny has a dream of turning a wreck into a rock and roll hotel. But the town, the cops and the odds are against him. So, he's getting some help from the oddest team he can find his friends. This youth-oriented, rags-to-riches story features music by Phil Collins, Pete Townshend, Julian Lennon, OMD, Arcadia, Sister Sledge, Eugene Wilde, Loose Ends, Peter Frampton and Chris Thompson. "Playing for Keeps," starring Daniel Jordano, Matthew Penn and Leon W. Grant, opens Oct. 3 at the UA Cinema 5 Theater located at 7310 57th Ave., Kenosha. hit "Reelin in the Years." Do not, however, expect too much in the way of lyrical intellectuality. They range from sappy love songs ("If you'll be mine tonight then I'll be yours") to more sappy love songs ("Love lost forever- makes me cry"). The vocals of Jimmy Barret are very soothing, something on the order of a heavy overdose of either. He seems to be in severe emotional pain with each note sung. An emotional, tear jerking, crystal clear voice with these lyrics make for such deep love songs. Such emotion! Such pain! Such standard, trendy music. Keep It Dark is a good standard pop group, a new version of the old fare. If you search for daring, creative music, you have gone to the wrong group. However, this is just the thing for any pop music fan! •Tyson Wilda- EAT YOUR PAISLEY! by The Dead Milkmen (Restless) Unusual even for a punk group, this is the Milkmen's second attack on society through comic music. Shockabilly tunes, whines, screams, and terribly strange lyrics are the trend here. The Milkmen use their own style in combination with established musical trends to satirize both the music of today and the world in general. Rodney Anonymous Melloncamp moans out his insane lyrics with a "spoiled rich kid" whine. •Tyson Wilda- [!2£\CINEMAS 5 H 57th AVE. & 75th St. 694 7301 Jumpin' Jack Flash Whoopi Goldberg (The Color Purple) plays her first comedy role in "Jumpin' Jack Flash." Terry Doolittle (Whoopi Goldberg) is a bright young woman in a dull job who finds excitement and romance when she comes upon a plea on a computer screen, sent by a CIA operative trapped in an Eastern Bloc country. This comedy-thriller, directed by Penny Marshall, also stars Stephen Collins, Carol Kane, John Wood, Roscoe Lee Browne and Annie Potts, as well as several surprise cameo players. Coming Oct. 10 to the UA Cinema 5 Theater, 7310 57th Ave., Kenosha. T 10 Thursday, September 25,1986 RANGER WALK BETWEEN CAMPUS AND 'ORCHARD HOME - COURTS Studio Furnished, 1 or 2 students $240 Single Occupancy $280 Double Occupancy Phone: 553-9009 Earn $10 per month for referring someone to Orchard Court. (Subject to signing lease contract.) Soccer extends winning streak by Vahan Mahdasian The Parkside men's soccer team won two games last week to extend its unbeaten streak to seven games and improve its record to 6-1-1. Two major feats were accomplished in the Rangers' 6- 4 victory over the NCAA Division I DePaul Blue Demons. First, the win was a milestone for Coach Rick Kilps, as he recorded his 100th victory as a coach. He currently is 33-12-5 in two-plus years at Parkside. Previously, he complied a 67-39-10 r ecord at Aurora College, Illinois. The second feat accomplished came from freshman Sam Kongla who led the Rangers to victory with a school record five goals and one assist. The five goals ties the record set by Wayne Adema last year, and Kongla's 11 points set a new school record for most points in a game. The Ranger's other victory came last Saturday at home as Parkside beat Lawrence University 6-1. Freshman Jim Chomko scored three goals, Adema scored two and Kongla added one as the Rangers easily handled Lawrence. Though the Rangers face a tough schedule ahead, Coach Kilps continues to see improvement in his team and knows that his team can continue to build confidence and momentum as the season wears on. "We're getting a good blend of play. Our seniors (Jeff Fischer, Patrick Gayle, Carlos Gil, Adema), are taking charge, our freshmen (Brian Maher, Mike Lee, Chomko, Kongla) are showing great improvement and giving solid efforts and our bench is coming through for us." The Ranger's now have the undesirable task of facing Alderson- Broaddus (U-Va) in the opening round of a tournament this weekend in Wilmington, Ohio. "'Classified Ads~~ Services Offered SWEETEST DAY is coming! Oct. 19th, slay your lover with laughter! Send them a knight in shining armor. RUB-A-DUB, Hot Tub Rental. Delivered to your home. 551-9024. ACCURATE AND dependable typing for the student and professional. 553- 9095. UW-PARKSIDE STUDENTS for ride sharing information contact Union Information to be put on the "Ride Sharing" List for all surrounding communities. TYPING MY home, fast and professional. student rates and free estimates. Call Debbie at 681-3522. LEARN HOW to better cope with daily pressure - Learn how to use simple relaxation techniques at St. Catherine's Hospital WORKSHOP on Well Day. Wednesday, October 8th. Sign up in Student Health Services Molinaro D115 or Call 553-2366 for ONE OF TWO sessions. 11 a.m.-11:45 a.m. OR 1 p.m.-1:45 p.m. Help Wanted PART-TIME Jobs. $6.85 to start. Flexible hours available. 18 or older with car, for appointment call (312)249- 3444. $60.00 PER Hundred Paid for remailing letters from home! Send self-addressed, stamped envelope for information/ application. Associates, Box 95-B, Roselle, NJ 07203 For Sale HOUSE-GREAT location! New offering, completely remodled 3 bedroom home at 613 Ohio St., Racine. Spacious panelled family room with wood burning fireplace overlooking private patio. 2 car garage many extras. $59,900. Phone 886-1143 or 637-3287. DODGE CORONET-1976. New tires, brakes. V-6. Dependable. $500.00. 634- 0988. BEETHOVEN: BICENTENNIAL Edition 1770-1970 "Records" (17 volumes) $75.00 654-7396. 1980 DODGE Omni 4 dr., 4 speed stereo cassette $2000. 681-1402. Personals RUDY DARNKOT, nice race, the team. JEN: THINKIN' about you, drivin' me crazy, love always, Scotty. FRAULEIN GUNDLACH, Gratulieren auf das ende de Arbeit um Fashion rack. CHADDIE, MAKE plans to party this weekend! Di and Orson. CHEECH, HERE'S what you've been waiting for! The dizzy blonde! I WANT to know what kind of slime steals a guys fuzzy dice and his favorite Who/Clapton tape at the same time. JIP, WHERE'S the thigh meat? DREAMS CAN come true Tarn...Thank you! JOHN BEACH-contrary to popular belief, a lot of your students think you are a good teacher. Work never hurt anyone. VAHAN, NURKIE nurk nurk, Furm. MICHELLE, TAKE any wrong turns lately? MAUREEN M., how about another BEER. Tim MMM MEATHEAD. How'a Tara. She's looking Hot!!! Cheese D. THANK YOU for turning in my wallet! JJM MOMMY AND Daddy. It takes us some time to get used to all the fun we have at the cay care, so we're not crying any more. J.J.M.-I came. I saw, I will conquer- Secret Admirer. ANDY B. dido onlast weeks classifieds. MR. JOHNSON I still love you even when you yell at me. Mrs. J. B.C. GOT a new office. SK-1111-P-P-P. photo by Jack Bornhuetter Mike Sliwa matches strides with an Eastern Illinois runner duri n g t h e M i d w e s t C o l l e g i a t e C r o s s c o u n t r y C h a m p i onships, held last Saturday on the Parkside National Course. £) 1986 United Feature Syndicate Cross Country Women 9th, men 15th team. She placed 18th and her time was a school record 18: 13. Marter said after the race "The competition was tougher then I thought it would be. I was happy with my place and time, but I realize I have a lot of work to do to accomplish my goals." The men's team placed 15th with 424 points. Two of the team's top runners, John Hunt and Mike Stauch, droped out because of the humidity. Coach Rosa said "As a team we had a poor showing, but the season is still young yet." The women's team placed ninth scoring 264 points. Varsity men: Randy Damkot, 26th, 25:51; Mike Lunow, 63rd, 26:38; Derek Brown, 92nd, 27:00; Dan Peterson, 146th, 27:49; Scott Rench, 154th, 27:56; Andy Kaestner, 164th, 28:03; Mike Nelson, 167th, 28:04. Varsity women: Michelle Marter, 18th, 18:13; Jilleen Fobair, 54th, 19:16; Sarah Hiett, 69th, 19:28; Julie Wunrow, 71st, 19:32; Kristin Alioto, 83rd, 19:42; Nancy Marter, 84th, 19:43; Colleen Wismer, 88th, 19:48. by Michael Rohl Asst. Sports Editor The Midwest Collegiate Cross-Country Championships were held this past weekend on the Parkside National Cross-Country course. There were 25 men's and 21 women's teams in attendance. The UW-Madison men's and women's teams thoroughly dominated the competition, winning both the team and individual titles. The overall men's winner was Rusty Korhonen who completed the course in 24 minutes, 14 seconds. The women's champion Stephanie Herbst, along with freshman Suzie Favor, broke the previous course record with a time of 16:43. The Madison team easily outdistanced second place Hillsdale scoring a mere 27 points to Hillsdale's 100. All five of Madison's scoring runners were in the top ten. The women, not to be outdone, scored a meet record low of 21 points. The next nearest team was Ohio State with 91 points. The Madison women also placed all five of their scoring runners in the top ten. For the Parkside men Randy Damkot was the first to cross the finish line. He placed 26th with a personal best of 25:51. Coach Lucian Rosa said "He had a good race. I couldn't ask any more of one of my runners." Michelle Marter was the first finisher for the women's CROSSWORD PUZZLER 28 Spanish article 29 Singing voice 30 Worship 32 Yellow ocher 33 Evil 35 Talk 39 Myself 40 A young child 41 Note of scale 44 Encountered 46 Wagers 48 Rumple 49 Overturn 50 Top player 51 Unused 52 Soak, as flax 54 Meadow 55 Breakfast item 56 Fish eggs 59 Lithium symbol 34 Article 35 Convene 36 Spring month 37 Japanese drama 38 Finished 41 On behalf of 42 Cedar or elm 43 Decimal point 44 Female horse 45 Hebrew month 47 Subdued 49 Oil-carrying ship 53 Manservant 57 Refrigerate 58 Narrates 60 The self 61 Church bench 62 Pigpens 63 Mature DOWN 1 Ordinance 2 Japanese sash 3 Prohibit 4 Region 5 Made flawless 6 Running 7 Blushing 8 Taunt 9 Pallor 10 Bind 11 Wander 16 Attempt 18 Domestic cat 20 Paving substance 22 Pamphlet 23 Award 24 Latin conjunction 26 Train schedule ACROSS 1 Tennis stroke 4 To the left -9 Devoured 12 Arabian garment 13 Renovate 14 Title of respect 15 Season of year 17 Confused condition 19 Float 21 Tantalum symbol 22 Pronoun 25 Dine 27 Second of a series 31 Decay 32 Scrawled RANGER 1 Thursday, September 25, 1986 11 * Parkside All -Americans 1985-86 Jackie Cotton-Track 1986: NAIA Indoor Distance Medley-3rd Jack Danner-Wrestling 1986: NAIA, NCAA Academic Ail- American Doug Fournier-Track 1986: NAIA 10K Walk-3rd Andy Buchanan-Soccer 1985: NAIA First Team Sweeper NAIA Academic All American Dan Hall-Wrestling 1966: NAIA, NCAA Academic All- American Karen Greene-Volleyball 1986: NAIA All American Outside Hitter Sarah Hiett-Track Andy Kaestner-Track 1985: NAIA Mile Run-Indoor 1985: NAIA National Champion 4x80 Relay-2nd 10K Walk 1986: NAIA 1000 yd. lndoor-5th 1986: NAIA 10K Walk Outdoor- NAIA 800 Outdoor-6th 2nd Tim Renzelman-Track 1985: NAIA 10K Outdoor Run-2nd NAIA 5K Outdoor 1986: NAIA 3 Mile lndoor-2nd NAIA 3 Mile Outdoor-3rd Mike Stauch-Track 1986: NAIA National Champion Outdoor 10K Walk Don VerBruggen-Wrestling 1986: All-American Heavyweight £r~ Pat Neder-Softball 1986: All-American Outfield Wendy Sackman-Softball 1986: All-American Second Base Jackie Rittmer-Softball 1983-86: All-American Outfield Mike Robertson-Soccer 1986: All-American Midfielder Mike Rohl-Track 1985: NAIA 10K Walk Outdoor 1986: NAIA 10K Walk Outdoor Janet Koenig-Softball 1984,1986: All-American Utility Player Michelle Marter-Track 1985: NAIA 4x800 Relay-2nd NAIA Cross Country-15th 1986: NAIA Indoor Mile Run-3rd NAIA Indoor Dist. Medley-3rd NAIA Outdoor 3000m Run-4th 12 Thursday, September 25, 1986 HANGER Tennis Team struggles to 3-5 mark by Jason Gaspers The Parkside women's tennis team kept busy last week by playing four home meets, winning one against Ripon. However, they didn't fare as well in their other meets. On Tuesday, Sept. 16, the team lost to Carthage 1-8. The only winner for Parkside was the number one doubles team 4$ Amy Tropin and Kim Kranich 6-2, 6-3. On Saturday the team played quite well in defeating Ripon 6-3. The Ranger winners were Kranich at number three singles 6-2, 6-1, JoJo Bramhill at number five singles 7-6, 6-1, Nancy O'Connell at number six singles 6-3, 6-4 and all three doubles teams: Tropin/Kranich 6-4, 6-3, Elizabeth Spala/Lori Henry 6-1, 6- 3 and Bramhill/O'Connell 6-0, 6-0. The three losses were all extremely close. Tropin lost •; 4-6, 3-6, Spalla lost 5-7, 7-6, 6-7 and Henry lost 2-6, 6-7 in a match that took four hours to complete. On Sunday they had a doubleheader, dropping meets to both St. Francis and Stevens Point 1-8, which lowered their record to 3-5. The only winners for the Rangers in both meets were Tropin and Kranich at number one doubles. They won 8-2 (in a pro-set format) against St. Francis and 6-0, 6-3 against Stevens Point. The team of Tropin and Kranich has been a bright _spot this year. They are undefeated so far and coach Wendy Miller thinks they are as good as any other team in Baseball Rained out by Randy LeCount The Rangers fell victim not to their opponents this week, but to the rain. Rain halted the Rangers scheduled doubleheader against MATC on Wednesday, Sept. 17 in the third inning with Parkside leading 8-5. Sunday's (Sept.21) scheduled home doubleheader against M.S.O.E. never even got started because of the wet playing field from the recent rain. Head Coach Ken "Red" Oberbruner was pleased with his team's effort in the three innnings played against MATC. He noted that it was raining hard throughout the innings played, and that the umpires had no choice but to call the game to avoid injuries to players. With Sunday's games cancelled, Parkside has a weekend tournament in Illinois to look forward to. The Rangers will travel to Chicago to play in the University of Illinois Circle Tournament this Friday and Saturday (Sept. 26-27). a; photo by Jack Bornhuetter Elizabeth Spalla shows concentration on a shot during a recent women's tennis match. the state. "They are very scrappy at the net and are finally understanding the workings of doubles," Miller said. Tropin, Kranich and the rest of the team will get the biggest test of the year this weekend when the team travels to Whitewater for the 11-team UW-Whitewater Invitational. Miller has high expectations for her team, which finished eighth last year. SOCCER Sat. and Sun., Sept. 27-28 - At the Kiwanis Classic in Wilmington, Ohio. Mon., Sept. 29 - Reserve team home vs. Waukesha Technical College, 4 p.m. Wed., Oct. 1 - Reserve team at College of Lake County, 4 p.m. VOLLEYBALL Fri., Sept. 26 - Parkside hosts the Ranger Invitational; teams in the tournament are UW-Milwaukee, St. Ambrose and the National College of Education; 1:30 p.m. Tues., Sept. 30 - At Illinois-Chicago, 7:30 p.m. CROSS COUNTRY Sat., Sept. 27 - At the UW-Whitewater Invitational, 10:45 a.m. BASEBALL Fri. and Sat., Sept. 26-27 - At the Illinois-Chicago tournament in Chicago, time to be announced. GOLF Fri. and Sat., Sept. 26-27 -Parkside hosts the Ranger Invitational; Friday at the Kenosha Country Club, Sat. at Maplecrest; 9 a.m. both days WOMEN'S TENNIS Thurs., Sept. 25 - Home vs. Beloit College, 3 p.m. Sat., Sept, 27 - at the Whitewater Invitational, 8:30 a.m. Mon., Sept. 29 - At Northeastern Illinois in Chicago, 3 p.m. •ffldluuj Qwa/ ¥ EA/cqy THCIPSDAY starting Sept. 25, /98£ at 8:30p.™. 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"But most of tha, writing. ~utiOll 39, authored by authority 'iilthe fields of C'nu:;) s tlOnmanager, said tIl&t~uWe .. has bee.ri.a'polemic either for.' Supervisor EdWin M.·Ander"; .clear melllcil!e and d1agr\<!"tic.. are not complacent. about. tlw.' .Ilr·agalnst. There hasn't. been' " 9011,was created to safeguard,·radlology •.favored the,dlstrl.t .operationt.of· ZIon .... tatiOI'''-o'''...a wbOJelot·Writteriwhich has. . thehealth, safety and proper.. "butlon of theKHabletsJ. the safetY""r'Zionstation/!', ...;··been\vell:baianced;" ty of Kenosha Cqunty'-resl.' "If it. (IOdine cqntamlna., •".one board'mellmber askede .,;~,That:s why. Ca:mpbell..·4!l, dents In case of a .nuclear dla'" tlon) eV.er,·happell/l("sa!¢KIl"(about"the safet)!()f the alleg,' . ", allSlsta{ltprofessor' of' soclol-. ... aser at the Zion, Illinois nu;. plan;, ':and. Ihope't,to"G<id It ed ·.embrittiment< of .. ZIon's . '. ogyj' d.eclded"to Write,,' "Nu., .Clearpo,.,erplant.. . .. .. doesn't;.the.best pi"ot~ctlonil\" Unit· 1 . reactor- walls. Roy cleat·, Power,in' CrIsis," his" Much of the discussion .ceIl'; mo,stcases Is to takeJU." 'Woods;who haS been 'employ~' . sOOl).t!>-lre-eompleted..look·at tered around' the request in Potassium Iodide wU1 not· ed with"the'NRC In Washing., the Ainerlcan nuclear power. Resolution39to'dlstribute po. protect a person against mas· . ton for the past six years, has Industry. . lasSiIimiodide'(KI) tablets to· slve whole body .radlatlol\.. researched the embrittlement :HWhatI try to do here Is to ail t<enoshaCounty residents. such as skin and bo~e' cane· .Issue.·, , develop an' institutional anal. Prior to hearing from·mem· 'ers, but it will protect against "We (NRC) have looked at ysls;" he says. "By that, I bers of the ChIwaukee AllI· "thyroid cancer. However; to : how embritUed a t'<!actorcan mean I'm trying to to look..at And one of the bases of that aneeand the Citizens Against be effective, ·the Ki 'tablets be and.have compared all of the effects that the structure competition has been increas. Nuclear Power and Weapons.... must be taken soon after ex· the events that theo,retiCally of the political system and Ing the size and updsting the attendingcitizens were allow· posure.' .'., could happen.and we ve set a the stnicture of.the industry design of the reactors," edcomments. "If the Ingestion of KI is de· ' limit on embrittlement below itself have ()n nuclear Power The economic aspect of nu. Susan Michetti who lives layed' three to four hours Which 'Is adequately· safe," in this country." clear power may be a' moot within ten miles (,f the plant, :.'after expOsure to radioactive' said Woods. . Those effects are felt 'much point these days, Campbell felt that the i'taking of KI' Iodine," sal!!'Ed GogoI,presl.. ..It I~, true," continued more than people realize. Un. admits. "No one's contracted shouldbe an educated choice' dent of the Citizens Against .Woods, that Zion plant ·will like other nations, such as the for a new reactor since 1978," made by the people within the" .Nuclear 'Power' and Weapons, be·hlll"hupon the IIst,of plants SOvietUnion, America boasts he points out. Right now community(l(enosha) as well "the benefit 'drops off to.50%. ..that will,approach that limit a political system which Is.. thing. are stagnant, and as by the board.:' '·If taken Immedlately, the in the next century.... . . fairly open, partiCUlarly at there Isn't much reason to be. Citizen Clu'tsRoth warned' protective benefit' can be The County Board Is ex· points of policy' Implementa. lIeve that will change In the the board about what they' higher than 90%." . . 'pe~ted to'vote on 'Resblutlon tlon. near future. would not· hear "Officials ..In addition to hearing sup· . 39'1nthe new few months. from the' nucl~ar power' port for the' KI tablets, the "There are a lot of hearings Although Campbell believes people can be involved in," reactor safety deserves to be Campbell explained. "There considered, he wonders If are also many state and local enough attention Is being fo- government agencies people cused on oUler aspects of the can look to to if they want to nuclear question. intervene and try to effect the polley. Those optlorts .aren't "Yeah, I get a little nerv· open in many European coun. ous thinking about the possl· tries. •• bllity of a reactor disaster," On an economic side, he said. "But what I find Campbell also sees this coun. much more concerning Is try's unique structure as what the hell we're going to making our nuclear Issues do with all that waste. different from others. "A reactor accident pre. "The main problem Amerl· sumably could happen,," cans have had is in trying to Campbell continued, "and standardize the design of nu- that would have consequences clear reactors. It's been said for some segment of the pop_ that If we do start standardlz- ulation. ing their size and construc- tion, we'll be able to build "But even if there isn't an safer plants and bring their accident, we've got this waste cost down. we're producing every single day, and we haven't figured "The problem." he continu- ed, "Is that the way the reac. out what to do with It yet. tor system has been structur- "And some of that stuff,' he ed in the U.S., four major concluded. '~remains toxic manufacturers have been and lethal for literally thou· competing with each other. sands of years." Enrollment,·director' search goesnaffonalafteraH by Kelly McKissick At a Parkslde Student Gov· ernment Association (PSGA) meetingWednesday, Septem- ber 10. Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs Gary Grace announced that a na- tion-Wide search and screen Wouldbe held to fill the posl: lionof director of student en. ''Ollmentservlce.s. Originally, the adminlstra. tlon's decision was to conduct an in·house search and screen to flll the position. However, Withthe consideration of PS- GA'sunanimous opposition to this process, another meeting was held on Tuesday, September 9. According to Grace it was decided that "we (fue administration) will be going, as quickly as we can, to an open .national search with strong encour- agement to any internal fa· culty-staff who wants to apply." A national search and screen would take a mini· mum oUour to five months to conduct including time for advertl~ement of the position. Grace is not happy with the amount of time It wl1ltake to fill the position. "The longer we keep active, the longer It sets up a very tentative Image for this University. God's speed, let's get on with the search and screen com- mittee." Student enrollment services Is a new office at Parkslde. It was created last April be- cause of a general decline in ·enrollment. Grace said "The offices of Admissions, Finan· Cial Aid and Registration have not generally been able to be coordinated in such a way as to really meet the changing enrollment needs." The' enrollment management officewas installed to help in· crease enrollment. .. Sociology prof pens .' nuclear power study by Gary L. Schneeberger Editor John Campbell 2 Thursdey, S:pt::e~m~be::.r~1~81o! 1~9=8~6~ __ .. ----~~:-:::,,:::::;;=::;~;;m;;:~~ ggitorial Union is lacking Last fall, a group of student leaders got together to sug- gest possible revisions in the layout and operation of Union Square. To their minds. the Square was plagued by problems that made it hard for all students to enjoy them- selves. So the group met. came up with some recommendations and reported them to Bill Niebuhr, director of the Union, At the lime, Niebuhr told the group that he's look into the feaslbllity of theIr suggesllons. It's been a year now. :Mr. Niebuhr must still be looking, because the situation hasn't improved in Union Square. One of the recommendations was restructuring the room so that there would be a quiet area for students who wished to talk, not shout. at one another. It was suggested that partiUons be erected to sequester a section of the Square from the noise that sometimes occurs there. Granted, there is nothing wrong with a little good-natur- ed partying; nor is there anything wrong with students who wish to partake of more peaceful social activities. As things stand now, that Is not an option at Union Square. It should be. There was also talk of redesigning the building so as to eliminate what one member of that student leadership group referred to as its 'discotheque" look. Indeed, Pa.rk- side has come to a point in its history where the physical appearance of its buildings is in dire need of change, so that the campus can look like the up~and-coming institu- tion it's striving to be. Union Square should be an impor- tant part of that updallng. Food service also presents a problem. When PAB makes a genuine good faith effort to lure more students into Union Square by showing a film on video, many stu- dents stay away, since 2 p.m. 1s when the movie starts as well as when the grlll closes. Such shortsightedness speaks to the miscommunication between the Union ad- mlnlstrallon and the Actlvllles Board. For either to be successful, both need to work together. In general, then, we urge Mr. Niebuhr to seriously re- consider the recommendations made to him last term. And we also encourage students wishing to see trnprove- ments in Union Square to voice their opinions. The stu- dent Union Is just that - the student Union, financed by student turtion. Each and all of us should have a say in the way It's run. Nobody. asked ... WLLCtapestries behind times by Gary L. Schneeberger "New" is the operative word this year at Parkslde. Except in Main Place, There's a new chancellor, a new assistant chancellor, new residence halls, a new admis- sions policy, new enthusiasm and even .a new front-page flag for the newspaper you're presently reading. But in Main Place, where the pyramids stretch up from the floor, the Seven Wonders of the Parkslde world are the tapestries hangtng from the ceUing. They are old. And ugly, .Letters' Bathroom problems fixed To The Editor: I guess this could really be a "Nobody Asked Me, But..;" column, but there Isn't that much copy on this Issue. I just wanted to pass along some good news to the female users of the Physical Educa· tlon bullding. After using the building on several occasions to play racquetball, I found out that the men's locker room has electrical outlets for the male users of the bullding. I had searched the women's. locker area to no avall in hopes of finding elec- trical outlets to use for my curling Iron and halr dryer. When I realized that the men had something that the women did not, I sent a memo to Asst. Chancellor Gary Goetz, who has taken care of the oversight. He in- formed me this week that the order for the outlets has been slgnned and he expects them to be installed within six weeks. The lesson here is that the system works. I urge students who have problems with the way the university is run, whether it be something as mundane as the lack of a con- venience or the lack or an educational program, to let someone know. The only way to change the way things are Is to let your voice be heard. It worked for me, and I know the women who have been wanting to use the gym but have not done so because they would have to spend the rest of the day looking less- than-appealtng will be glad that I spoke up. Jenny Carr And past their prime. For five years now, I've looked at those antiquated eyesores and wondered why they haven't been replaced with something more contem- porary. Are they, in their psy- chedellc orange.and.red glory, an homage to the Par- trldge Family's painted bus? Are they to remind us of a time when "groovy," "bitch- ing' " and "mod" were the "hip" things to say? Were they deslsgned by Chancellor Wyllie'S wife? Was she color blind? Whatever the answer, the fact remains that those tapes- tries, aside from InduciDg headaches, hardly present" up-to-date Image of this cam. pus to those who vlsit. And that's not good, espectally when we're trying to repoif tion ourselves in academia" alive and thriving, With all the talented art students enrolled here,the. must be someone who can de- sign new tapestries that ce1> brate what we're becomilll, instead of reminding ~ where we began, The t1m0l as Bob Dylan warned, hav", changed. MaIn Place'a tape> tries a-should, too. Come to meet the candidates To the Editor: In response to your last two editorials on voter apathy and student involvement on the Parkside campus, I believe I speak for the Student ·Govern. ~ent and Senate and Execu- ttves ,,:he~ I say thank you. Your sentiments on these is- sues ar~ definitely shared by your neighbor organization And to demonstrate ~ur feelings, we are going to give students a dlrect opportunity to take action on both Issues , starting with next week's voter registration dlrve and "Meet the Campaign" public forums. The registrallon drive wUl be held at various times all of next week, giving area resr- dents a chance to learn and prepare a response to several stUdent-oriented issues. The Meet the Campaign forums, currently featuring Lt. Gover- nor candidate Sharon Metz and Btate Representative (for Racme) incumbent Jeff Neu- bauer, wUl give every~~ chance to tearn the ,,"w dates' stands on issues ani the Importance ov voting· Now in response to iii'" "less than enthusiastic" peq> Ie who are now wonderill "Why bother?" oneword:~ tion. Among the myriad d~ sues that your represeno~ ttves, senators and go,ve~ I)Il, form influential decis lOn fO! one happens to be lumon Letter see page 6 Gary L. Schneeberger ••....•.•.........................•• Edltor Jenny earr News Editor Klmbef1le Kranich ........•........................ News Editor Julie Pendleton Asst. News Editor Kay Murach ..................................•.... Feature Editor Jim Nelbaur Entertalnment Editor Robb Luehr ·.···.Sports Editor Michael Rohl.. ......•.•.................... Asst. Sports Editor Dive McEvoy ...•...•....•....••........•...••...... Photo Editor Jack 80rnhuener ...•....•...............•........ 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 15, issue 2 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Kenosha ponders use of anti-nuke tablets Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Nurse recalls Parkside Page 9 Library makes new Friends Page 16 Soccer wins home opener University ofWlsconsln-Parkslde Vol. t S. No.2 P oto y ave McEvoy Spiralling book costs Students were backed up to the D-l level of the library last week waiting to buy their textbooks for the new school year . PSGA Senate. opposes in-house search by Gary L. Schneeberger Editor The Parkside Student Gov- ernment Association Senate votedunanimously last Wed- nesdayto oppose the admtn- Istration'sdecision to conduct an In-housesearch and screen to fill the position of director of student enrollment serv- ices. Theposition, presently held on an interim basis by MaureenBudowle, was creat- ed last term under the univer- sity's reorganization plan. "We feel that at this time !-t Parkside we should bring m someone new with some years of experience tn enroll- mentmanagement " said Ad- rian Serrano, Ps'GA presi- dent. "After all, enrollment management Is now probably the major agenda item of this school." Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs G. Gary Grace, Who recommended - area hasn't been in existence long enough to have created any "experts." "There's .not a graduate program tn the country that turns out candidates in enroll- ment management," he ex- plained. "The field is so new that those who are tn it have generally been taken from other areas of the institution. "That·s why we shouid be looking for somebody withtn our institution who is adap- tive, intelligent, analytical and communicative. We should, in essence, be grow- ing our own." Serrano disagrees. It As we (the senate) were going through our search and screen for the assistant chancellor's position (now heid by Grace), enrollment management experience was one of the criteria we identi- fied, and we found a lot of candidates with some expert- ence. _- search see page 6 . Kenosha ponders use of anti-nuke tablets by KlmberUe Kranich News Editor An advisory resolution cre- ated to protect the health and safety of. Kenosha county residents and their property in case of a nuclear disaster at the Zion Illinois nuclear power plant will be the topic of discussion at a Kenosha County Board' Health and Human Services Committee meeting tonight. Edwin M. Anderson, 5th District supervisor and vice chairman of the Policy and Rules Committee is the author. of Resolution 39. Acording to Anderson, the resolution was prompted be- cause of: 1) a 1982 Nuclear Regulatory Commission (NRC) report that warned that Zion's Unit I reactor walls are brittle and 2) that effective evacuation is not workable 'due to the dense. population of Kenosha. The most controversial ac- tion requested tn the resolu- tion is the distribution of po- tasslum iodide (KI) tablets to all persons in Kenosha Coun- ty In the case of a meltdown in which radioactive gases are released, "the KI tablets, if taken just before or imme- diately after exposure ... satur-" ates the thyroid gland and serves as a blocking agent, according to the Tennessee Department of Health and Environment,' fJ cited Ander- son. Doran Hughes, director of the Kenosha Emergency Gov- ernment opposes the distribu- tion of the KI tablets. "Panic could result," said Hughes, "If the tablets all distribut- ed." Not oniy is Hughes afraid of widespread panic but he said some people may have aller- gic reactions to the tablets and that all persons would have to sign a release form before taktng them. Expected to attend the Nuclear see page 12 Student challenges out-of-state tuition charge that an in-house search be conducted, agrees that the. new area is a top priority. He doesn 't, however, see recruit- ing from within as necessar- ily yielding an inferior candi- date. "It makes no sense for me, professionally, to want to put someone tn that position who would be unqualified, 'f Grace said. "I wouldn't want to put my career on the Itne by hir- tng someone who just can't do the job. .• "So, I'm not about to go blindly find someone from within who'll take five years to learn the position. But I also think I'd be selltng this tnstitution short if I said that I don't think there's anyone here qualified to assume this responsibility.' , The matn disagreement be- tween the senate and the ad- .ministration stems from the relative youth of enroilment services posttlons Uke Parksi- de's. According to Grace, the .. ~ ~ ~. 6 , •.• •• • ••••• ;, ._'_._._'_._._'_. ~~_ by SCott Osimitz stn Board of Regents because they enforced the state law. Mark W. Rattan, 32, of Ke· nosha tried to enter Parkside as a in-state student to work for his doctorate in eco- nomics; state laws dictated that he would have to payout of state tuition because he at- tended Wilbraham Academy, a private high school tn Mas· aschusetts. In an arrangement worked . out with Aaalstant Attorney The present state tuition· General Fawell who Is han- law, which has been in effect· dUng the case' for Parkslde prior to 1971, states that one and the U. W. Board of Re- must go to high school tn gents, Rattan may attend Wisconstn and the person's Parkslde on tn-state tuition If parents must be restdents 12 he places the monetary dlf- months prior to registration. ference of out state tuition in Rattan feels this law Is un- excrow unW the outcome of constitutional and has flied the lawsuit. Mr. Rattan suit against U.W. Parkside wasn't. ava11able fOr com. and the University of Wiscon- ment. Because of the law, Rattan must pay out-of-state tuition· even though he attended grade scbooi and U.W. Madi- son previously. Rattan's par- ents have paid Wisconsin taxes for 32 years. ", . .' Editoriql Voter apathy - ignorant and dangerous commitment and effort. all of us. on a singular level. can have our voIces heard on Is· sues that will have a bearing on the ..... t of our lives. AlthoUgh the recent Ke- noaha and Racine elecUons were primaries. candidates were atI1I being selected to fill poaItions tied to vital Issues. Education. mWtsry spending and other tasuea area voters have decided. via their absU- nenee, to deem as wholly ir- relevant to their lives. We feel such a decision Is not merely Ignorant-·Il's dan- gerous. When only segments of a poputstion decIde for everyone else. government no longer represents the people. It represents factions of those people. And what·s more depress- Ing than the fact that our eleeted officials no longer repreeent all of US Is that we've let that scenario de- velop. AnoCIMr eIeeUon nlch t pass- ed thl8 ~-another elec- _ niPt ellar&Ctertsed by a 'a_'1"," of voter apathy. ",.t apathy Ie not ourprta- InC.... Ie It .-eI. II:ach IUC- ~ve ....,-. It ....... at- tracla _ &lid fewer Inter- uted volen ... 80meUJnes as IItlie .. one-fourlh of thoSe el- tatbJe to have their prefer- ence counted retu- to partlc. lpate In thIa country·s etee- tora1p.....,... 'l1>e ex.,.... for thIa lack of Involvement have been around .. Ion& as the princip- le of partlclpaUOll 1l8e1f. "My measJey IIWe vote won't maJle a dlfterenee. anyway" Ie undoubtedly the oldeat of manyra_--and It'. also the moet ludicrous. 'n.e "One pel'8Dll. one vote" doctrine was not eatabltshed to mean that each of us. 1ndI- vldua1ly. Is powerIeU to ef- fect chanp. Instead. It was deaIcned so that. throUgh Letters Student treated unfairly To the Editor: WeD. they're doing It again In the nuntns program. For thoSe of you who don't remember last year'. article enUUed "Why do you want to be a nurM!" It W&I a eouee- _ of quotes &lid facia re- gardlnJ the unfair treatment of Thad 8cropoe. Now, _ on the aaaump- lion that Thad wrote the let· ter (the author's name was withheld). he III not allowed to speak with the staff unlen ·two or more are present, and they insist on tape·recordlng everythlng he says. I feel this treatment Is un- fair and unjust. I advise stu- dents to thiJ)k twice before enterlng a program that treats Its good students this way. To those of you who oppose thls article. have you no pen and paper? ThIs type of edito- rial will stop only when you stop treating students uofalr- Iy. Name Wlthbeld Indian revival spiritual To the Editor: I recenUy attended the 16th Annual RaInbow Gatherlng of the Tribe., where I have met some of the most beautiful people In my life. 'l1>e love vibration III h1sh and the en· ergy level Is aw....,."e to say !be least. I have found a Rainbow Trtbal Prayer by Rainbow Hawk and a Fact Information Sheet at the Rainbow Hopi Navaho Workshop. Wayne,)'ass ~y...JWwl..m&,..lmL.u. Wheelchair accessibility lacking by Rlcl< Luebr Two years ago, I wrQ.te an article dealing with problems In wheelchair accessiblUty at Parkslde. The day the article was published, I received a call from someone at the Physical Plant who addressed some of the problems I mentioned. He told me that plans werebeing considered to make Mid-Main Place aeeesslble, He didn·t mention any specifics ..but In· tlmated that this accesslblUty was only. a short whUe off. In the two years since my last article, I have seen absa· lutely no progress In making Mld·Maln accessible. Nothing things like this to get done, more has ever been said" but two years seems ample about the Idea and It looks as time to at least develop an though It has been forgotten. Idea of how this accessibility I feel It is very important to Can be accomplished. Increase accesslbWty to this Another area on campus In area, as It 'Is jlelng used for which accessibility could be many events. Mid-Main Is ac- Improved ts the Union Square cesslble from outside. but tb1a pad. As the use of this area Is way Is not viable In the wln- . . restricted generally to ter . or during _ Inclement·· warmer weather months. this weather. a,ccessibUity :could be accom. . If there Is Indeed plans to . pllshed by merely proViding a increase accesslblllty, It' curb ramp on the sidewalk would be very Interesting to . outside the pad. . hear .about them. I rtialize One final note. I would like that .It takes a whUe for' to remind those of you who clog the' Molinaro concourse, espectally In the nornlJl&l, that. besides making It InCO!l venlent for those who ClI walk. you are making It of most Impossible for those Ii us In wheelchalrs to jII through. Please, have a 1IttIt courtesy and leave o<lI1II room In the middle of the ellf course .. Would It be that dlflf cult to move to the side? . As I stated In my prevlO1l .article. Parkslde has ~ major strides In making campus accessible. But th·f .e's stili a way. to go. Gary L. Schneeberger Edltor STAFF Range' iitt d _-" Jenny c.. Ralph Abagian. Leo Bose, Jason U r IS d w enan editedbystUdentsat UW-Parl<sideandtheyaresolelyresponsiblefor Its ed~ KlmberIIe Krenlch News Editors Caspers, Mary DeFazio. Ronda ~ndclo~~:.ntent. Ranger IS published every Thursdayduringthe acad.micy.ar .xceptdurmg Kay IIunIch Feet Ednor Diller. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Kaplan discusses goals Page 4 Sandra Bernhard Cult comedienne Page 9 Athletic outlook good Page 16 Sept. 4, 1 986 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Vol. 15, No. 1 New student housing? photo by Jack Bornhuetter Soccer players who planned to move into the residence halls early found themselves bedding down in the Physical Education building last week when their units weren t complete. For more hous ing coverage, see page 8. :.w- • ^ New admissions policy instituted New drinking law to affect Union by Julie Pendleton It is obvious by looking around campus that a lot is happening. There is a new chancellor, a new assistant chancellor, new housing and a new admissions policy. Parkside is facing a metamorphosis. Part of that change has been triggered by the new admissions policy. In the past, Parkside maintained an open admissions policy. In other words, virtually no one was denied entrance into Parkside. However* effective this semester the admissions policy has changed. Students will now be required to meet a set of necessary requirements before being allowed to attend Parkside. This does not mean that students unable to meet the requirements will be denied entrance, rather they will be deferred. "We don't deny anyone admission to Parkside," said Stuart Rubner, Director of Student Counseling arid Development. "We defer them until they have sufficient skill levels in reading, writing and math to ensure that when they do attend Parkside they stand a reasonable chance of succeeding." To be admitted to Parkside as a "standard admissions" student, one must place in the upper 50 percent of their high school class and have followed a particular pattern of courses "throughout high school. These courses include three years in English composition and/or literature, algebra, geometry and a four year total consisting of a combination of two years of social studies, science, or a foreign language. Admissions see page 6 Tuition on the rise . . . again by Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Despite the recent raising of Wisconsin's drinking age, it will be "business as usual" this year for the Parkside Union, according to Director Bill Niebuhr. "We're going to be operating under the same policy we always have, for the time being," Niebuhr said. "Our bartenders have the discretion to card or not to card based on their absolute knowledge that a person is ofage. "However," he continued, "what we're going to do is stress to bartenders that it's better for them to be overly careful than not careful enough." The state legislature approved the hiking of Wisconsin's drinking age in June, raising the legal age at which one can legally drink alcohol from 19 to 21. The law contains a "grandfather clause" which still allows those who turn 19 before September 1, 1986 to retain their drinking rights. According to Niebuhr, that "grandfather" provision might force the Union to change its alcohol policies in the next few years. "When the age group 'protected' by the grandfather clause can no longer drink legally, we might reach the conclusion that the number of people who can drink is so small that it won't even be worth running a day-to-day bar service," he said. "There's also the possibility." Niebuhr continued, "that we'll go with a beer island service-where some students have access to a section of the Union where alcohol is served and others don't." These and other options will be discussed by the Parkside Union Advisory Board (PUAB), which will recommend a course of action to Chancellor Sheila Kaplan, who possesses the authority of ul timate decision. Drinking see page 5 by Jennie Tunldeicz Is $693.50 a lot to pay for tuition? It could be more next year. Students must pay a larger percentage of instructional fees this year, which has resulted in a tuition increase. And unless groups against further increases are successful, tuition will continue to rise. Last spring the Wisconsin legislature voted to increase the percentage students pay for the cost of instruction from 30 percent to 31.5 percent for state residents with the state funding the remainder of the costs. Non-resident undergraduate tuition increased from 100 percent to 101 percent, and graduate student tuition also increased substantially. This semester state residents who are full-time undergraduate students are paying $601 fo r instructional fees, up from $538.50; nonresidents are paying $2,002.50, up from $1,855. In the UW-System seven years ago, it was traditional for students to pay only 25 perent of instructional fees. But inflation, and a study that showed Wisconsin tuition substantially below that of the Big Ten schools, persuaded the legislature to raise tuition. "We are still below the average (tuition) in comparison to Big Ten instutitions," said Gary Goetz, assistant chancellor for fiscal affairs. "The continuing issue before the legislature will be 'what is a fair rate to charge our students'?" said Goetz. Due to an enrollment decline, segregated fees which support student services and activities also increased $4, from $88 to $92 per semester. While tuition is the same at all UW campuses, segregated fees are set by each school. It appears these fees will also continue to rise. "We needed to increase the fees in order to hold on to program levels with the decreasing enrollment. Fees will definitely keep increasing because the needs of the university are increasing," said Goetz. Andy Buchanan, chair of SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee) the all-student committee which sets the fees, hopes enrollment has increased so that budgets won't have to be cut this year. "We set last year's budget up on the basis of a student enrollment prediction. If enrollment is up, we will have more money in the budget, but if enrollment is down we'll have to cut budgets," said Buchanan. Fighting to prevent further tuition and segregated fee increases are the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) and the United Council (UC) of W isconsin Student Governments, a student lobbying group. Last year when the legislature was discussing increasing tuition, Gov. Anthony Earl commented on the apparent lack of student concern about the increases. PSGA and UC hope to change that. "UC's biggest fight next year will be to keep tuition Tuition see page 4 Editorial Make a commitment It's that time of year again. Time to buy books, attend classes, do homework and take tests; time to take the furthering of your education one more step, to set higher goals in your pursuit of higher education. For whatever reasons, you'­ ve chosen Parkside as the place to accomplish these tasks. For some of you, 1986 is another in a number of years spent here. For others, this term marks your very first college experience. For all of us, however, it could, and should, be the best year of our lives. Parkside is not a perfect university; to say that it is would be trying to pull the wool over our own eyes. The campus has always been plagued by an "image problem," a euphemism created by its administration to describe its lack of direction and purpose. This has led to Parkside being knocked as a third-rate college that will admit anyone with a high school diploma in one hand and a check for the Bursar in the other. Despite these and other problems, however, this is and always has been a university with tremendous potential. And Parkside circa 1986 is in the perfect position to make the most of that untapped promise. This, year, we have new administrators, new on-campus student housing and a new admissions policy, factors which we at the Ranger believe will do much to erase Parkside's negative image. To make that erasure complete, however, we as students must develop (if Patti LaBelle will forgive us) a new attitude. An integral part of developing that new attitude is waking up to the possibilities Parkside offers us outside of the classroom. While academics should indeed be our number one priority, we owe it to ourselves to sample the extra-curricular student life options available to us. for it is in these activities that "getting an education" becomes much more than just "going to school." That's because the university experience, ideally, should teach us more than how to write a descriptive paragraph or balance a ledger. It should also teach us how to work together - how to appreciate and understand how we all interact in pursuit of a common goal. This year, let's make our goal the commitment to becoming committed. Take a good, long look at the student life opportunities available to you, choose one or more, and go for it. You'll be amazed at the difference your involvement can make - in yourself and in your university. Ranger staff revealed The Ranger is an awardwinning newspaper, and its staff is a dedicated, knowledgable core of students who want your input. Last spring, the paper was awarded First Class honors by the Associated Collegiate Press and a First Place with Special Merit distinction from the American Scholastic Press Association. This year, the entire staff wants to maintain the tradition of excellence and urges all students to visit the Ranger office (WLLC D-139, next to the Coffee Shop) with story ideas or suggestions. The following is a short introduction to the new Ranger staff. Don't hesitate to stop in and see any of them with your questions, comments or concerns. Gary Schneeberger, 21, begins his first year as Ranger editor-in-chief after serving last term as assistant feature editor. A May graduate with a BA in English, he is returning to Parkside to complete secondary education certification. In addition to his Ranger experience, Schneeberger has been a contributing editor to Happenings Magazine for almost four years and recently spent his summer as an intern with the Promotion Department of The Milwaukee Journal. "I'm looking forward to working with the new crop of freshmen we've recruited," he says. "They stand to learn a lot about journalism from us, and we stand to learn a lot ctua/ly, fht, uflj&t f Ijitb ii) vias for you to rwj for •&ce-presiber)t—~~or) tfeffesse. facksot) ticket.: : • '• '• Luehr! ^1nfCKranich,<fG>aryr °^hneebe^gei% huetterVD^eERofccke " ny CaIT' JaCk B° rn " Jim Neibaur, Andy Buchanan, (back row, 1- nuewer ' 1>ave Koback. about »enthusiasm from them." Jenny Carr, 36, will be one of two Ranger co-news editors this year. A junior English major also pursuing a minor in women's studies, Carr is involved in many aspects of campus life, serving as a PSGA senator, SUFAC member, a writing assistant and a Campus Ambassador. "I'd like to see more news coverage this year," Carr says, "and I'm anxious to have students keep us advised of news developments." Kimberlie Kranich, 21, will be Carr's partner at co-news editor. Last year's assistant news editor, Kranich is a senior communication major Staff see page 14 Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Jenny Carr Kimberlie Kranich News Editors Kay Murach Feature Editor Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Robb Luehr Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Jack Bornhuetter Photo Editors Andy Buchanan Business Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager Dave Roback ..........Advertising Manager Steve Picazo Distribution Manager STAFF Ralph Abagian, Leo Bose, Jason Caspers, Mary DeFazio, Ronda Ditter, Lisa Donais, Gretchen Gayhart, Peter Hansen, Hans Hauschild, Holly King, Carol Kortendick, Rich Luehr, Vahan Mahdasian, Suzanne Mantuano, Kelly McKissick, Scott Osimitz, Julie Pendleton, Andy Tschumper, Jennie T unkieicz, Tyson Wilda. poHcyandTon^^^ 31 uW-Parkside and they are solely respon sible for its editorial and holidays 9 5 PUbl,Shed every ThursdaV during the academic ye ar except dur ing bre aks :: =d the tight to ed it letters and refuse to tMSCUSffife Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. Membr' «/ike clMOCOWD CpUfrl'IIQ rRt»v> w RANGER News Briefs Budget cuts hurt UW freshmen rn?n a*to ti? U?feLcuts W ithin the UW system, many freshmen at the Madison campus will not be able to get into ™.mtp ? du®f0*y classes they need to take, reported the Wisconsin State Journal. Hardest hit areas include Engiisft, mathematics, chemistry and economics. Students in mis predicament are being encouraged to take less popular classes like African folklore or Urdu. ™ai " reason given for eliminating these classes is the cutback m teaching assistants. The English department lost 10; the mathematics department 12; the chemistry department 4 and the communication department 6. UW System offers trip to China riAf;?ay PJ°iram China is being offered to state resi- :fn C! s EJ ec - 26 trough Jan. 14 by the University of WisconLtern according to the Stevens Point Journal. a l°n if, available through several UW campuses. Partricipants willbe divided into groups of about 30 and will depart from Chicago, Milwaukee and Minneapolis. fP^ f an s . w. iU h® required to attend orientation sesneTresTcampus6 '° r ° ne ° r tW° Cred" S thr ° ugh thelr feJg he cost wiU be about $2825, plus course registration Videotape helps students get aid First Bank Milwaukee has videotapes that high school students can borrow which tell them how to look for money for college tutition, the Milwaukee Journal reported. The tape features local students in classrooms talking about the types of grants, scholarships, and student loans that are available. The videotapes are part of a plan to increase student lending by the bank. Students who want information on getting financial aid can call 1-800-344-1333 to receive a free information packet in the mail. Experience credit for non-trads Nontraditonal students at Stevens Point can earn academic credit for past experiences, the Stevens Point Journal reported. According to Martha St. Germaine, head of the Nontraditional Student Services Office, some experiences in employement, volunteer activities, seminar/workshop participation, publications and job training may be equivalent to college-level coursework. Students seeking credit for their "experiential learning" must develop a portfolio. The processing of such a portfolio costs the student far less than what it costs to take a course that would earn the student the same number of credits. inursaay, aepcemoer 4, s Club Events Accounting Club Geology Gerald Fowler, geologist at Parkside, will speak on Friday, Sept. 6 at 1 p.m. in GRNQ 113. The subject of his talk is "Field Studies 1986: Rocky Mountain Geology." Slides of this summer's western state geology field course will be shown. Circle-K Club An open meeting and organiztional establishment of the Circle-K Club will be held on Wednesday, Sept. 10 at 1 p.m. in Union 106. PSO The Peer Support Organization (PSO) is offering a $100 scholarship for nontraditional students (23 years and older) for the fall semester. Applications may be picked up at the PSO office located at WLLC D-139 or at the Student Enrollment Service located at WLLC D-195. Deadline for application is Sept. 22. The winner will be notified on Oct, 13. Parkside Accounting Club will be meeting on Wednesday, Sept. 10 at 1:00 p.m. in Molinaro D-107. All interested people are welcome. Information on the upcoming workshop will be discussed. Women profs honored for teaching Laura Gellott, an assistant professor of history, and Esther Will, a specialist teaching biological sciences, were named recipients of 1986 Stella C. Gray/Alumni Association Distinguished Teaching Awards at the May graduation ceremony. Gellott, whose research specialty is the study of authoritarian society in central Europe in the 1930's, joined Parkside in 1982. She holds a PhD degree in modern European history from Madison, and traveled to Vienna to conduct research for her doctoral thesis on the Catholic Church in Austria. She returned to Vienna last year fdr further research. Gellott also holds master's and bachelor's degrees in modern European history from Marquette University. She was described by students as enthusiastic, knowledgeable and an exceptional communicator who takes a genuine interest in her students. Said one student: "Prof. Gellott is a terrific teacher. She knows her subject well and shares it enthusiastically." Colleagues also had praise for Gellott. Said one: ' 'Laura's teaching performance is outstanding. She develops a rapport in the classroom that greatly facilitates the learning process." Another colleague said, "Laura displays a vivid picture of historical events, which engages her students in a meaningful analysis of causes of change." Gellott was the recipient of a 1983 Lilly Post Doctoral Teaching Fellowship through a grant received by the UW System Undergraduate Teaching Improvement Council from the Lilly Endowment, Inc., of Indianapolis. Will, who also joined Parkside in 1982, holds a master's degree in physiology from Emporia (Kansas) State University, where she maintained a perfect 4.0 gradepoint average. She also has a bachelor's degree in biology from Southwestern College in Winfield, Kansas. She teaches a number of biological science courses, inclouding anatomy, physiology and bioscience (the study of plants and animals). She also has developed special courses including one that examines the biology of men and women and can be taken for general science credit or as part of the Women's Studies Program. In being named for the Distinguished Teaching Award, Will was lauded for her enthusiasm for and commitment to her subject matter. She has been instrumental in keeping the anatomy laboratories up to date and was the primary force behind the university's acquisition of a cadaver that has greatly enhanced students' understanding of anatomy in health-related programs such as premedicine and nursing. Students and colleagues alike praised WU1 for her teaching exceUence, devotion to her subject matter and fairness in the classroom. Said one student: "She gives hard tests that make people think." Said another: "She creates a classroom where students want to show up." "Esther is really one of the brightest and friendliest persons I have had the pleasure to know," said one coUeague. "She's always willing to go the extra step to help her students. She's competent and dedicated and she's a joy to be around." Installation of call boxes steps up safety by Kelly McKJssick After overcoming legal and administrational barriers, Parkside wU finally receive an emergency communication system for its parking lots. The installation of the system which was purchased from Motorola for $19,000, should begin in late October. One of the original problems with the installation of these one watt boxes was a violation of Federal Communications Commission (FCC) codes. According to Jim Marks, assistant director for business services, the original license issued to Parkside for the call boxes was strictly for security. However, a new license was applied for which would allow anyone to operate the boxes. The FCC has not yet approved the new license, but Marks assumes they will. "It was a long, drawn-out process," he admits. "The students wanted this system and I'm glad we got it. Now we don't need to hire another person to man the control center." Security guards on patrol can pinpoint which box the caU is coming from and respond. The Department of Administration (DOA) proved to be another hindrance in the installation of the call boxes. The DOA was the final body which had witheld approval, waiting until late June 1986 to allow the installation of the call boxes. The system was approved provided that the organizations involved with the pursuit of call boxes satisfied themselves with the legalities of the situation (in-- cluding changing the license). Jenny Price, interim director of student life, explained that "one of the most significant things about the call boxes is that it represents a huge triumph after a long struggle to do something for the safety of the people." ©©©©©©«©©©©©©©©©Qfrtrfr V 1 y Video Kingdom TAPE SALES & RENTAL AND COMPUTER SOFTWARE BACK TO SCHOOL SPECIALS • $1.50 for generic discs (Show Parkside I.D) • All computer software 3101-52nd Street Kenosha programs and games 12% off retail 414-654-5875 © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © WANTED: Secretary S4.00 per hour Flexible hours Must type © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © © ® © ©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©©jp Apply in PSGA Office: WLLC D139A553-2244 RAMr^r, Kaplan Chancellor addresses new year's goals 4 Thursday, September 4. I9fifi Tuition from page 1 from rising, and eventually even lower it," said Adrian Serrano, PSGA president and UC vice president. Bryce Tolefree, UC president, said a grass roots effort at all the system campuses, featuring a petition drive, is one way UC plans to let the legislature know that "students are against further increases." "We want to stabilize and maintain segregated fees at campuses also," said Tolefree, which he feels will set a good example to the legislature. Tolefree encouraged students to take part in the campus efforts. He also wants students to find out about candidates running for legislative positions this fall. "Challenge them and find out how they feel about education and tuition. Show them how you feel with your vote," he said. by Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Recruitment, retention and increased respect-those are the Three R's as viewed by Sheila Kaplan, Parkside's new chancellor. "Parkside has had an instability in enrollment over the years," explained the personable, frank native of Brooklyn, New York. "We can and should accomodate more students. "Several significant things have already been done-such as the change in admission requirements, the development of the freshman seminar program and the orientation program. "Continued improvement, however, has to remain a priority for us, and I'm optimistic that these and other actions will initially stabilize and then turn around our enrollment declines." Strengthening Parkside's enrollment figures is just one of a set of goals Kaplan has set for herself since arriving from the Minnesota State University System, where she served as chief academic officer. Those goals are her response to System President Kenneth Shaw's request that all system chancellors submit written objectives to him to help the Board of Regents evaluate UW campuses. Recruitment of new and better students is part of Kaplan's plan to increase enrollment. She believes the new on-campus' student housing will allow Parkside "to recruit from a larger geographical area. It will also change us in some perceptible way; by having residential students, we'll make the university more exciting and attractive to others." Another priority is redefining the school's statement of purpose, or mission. Originally designed as a professional/technical institution, Parkside has, over the last few years, earned a reputation as a small liberal arts school. Kaplan believes it may be time to get back to the original course. "We've been criticized because the original mission of the institution never seemed to be implemented," she says. "I think we need to look at our mission and ask the question, "What should it be now?" "We want to maintain the strength we have in liberal arts and sciences," Kaplan added in partial answer to that question, "but we'd like to see some expansion in professional program areas, and maybe even the development of new kinds of professional programs." "However," she continued, "I don't think the decision should be left entirely to us. We should also invite the community to discuss what that mission should be, so that what comes out in the end is reflective of how we see ourselves as well as how our constituents see us." Becoming more actively involved with the community is another goal for Kaplan in her first year as chancellor. "I've been meeting with business and community leaders and legislators to get a better sense of what we might do to be more visible in this area," Kaplan said of community involvement. "There is a very positive image of Parkside in Kenosha and Racine, but it's also an image that is somewhat blurred. "People think well of us, but they don't know a lot about us. They think the university can help them, but they're not sure how to go about asking us for help.' of the ways Kaplan thinks Parkside can service the community is to direct its research and creative activ ity in that direction. "There are faculty members here who are already working with local businesses and industries on various projects, and we could certainly do more of that," she said. "I was recently talking with the mayor of Kenosha and he was informing me of some analytical studies he needs. There are undoubtedly some faculty here who would be interested in working on those particular projects." Addressing the concerns of minorities is another way Kaplan thinks Parkside can reach out to its surrounding community. "Given our location," she explained, "we have a special obligation to relate to the minority population. Parkside has the second highest percentage of minorities in the system, and while we have done some things in the pastsuch as the CHAMP program- -one of the things I want to do is work with the school districts to see if, together, we can put plans and programs in place that would help minority students." In^ the course of setting goals and settling into her new job, Kaplan has answered many questions from many interviewers. "Nobody's really asked me if I liked the job," she says, "but I do. I think that when a new person comes in as a college president or chancellor, the chemistry has to be right. "All of the candidates have the technical capabilities to do the job, but there has to be an affinity there for it to really work. I feel very comfortable at Parkside-I like what the university is all about." Ranger Needs Writers THE OLD BOOK CORNER 312 — 6th St. Racine Gently Used Books on all subjects. Racine's only used Bookstore. MARTHA MERRELLS BOOKSTORE The most demanding, challenging, enlightening, rigprous, sabsfying, difficult, rewarding, motivating and exciting course you can take in college. ARMY RESERVE OFFICERS' TRAINING CORPS For more information contact Captain Ed R ecke (collect) 414-224-7195 20% DISCOUNT | Clip & Save This Ad To all Parkside students and faculty I members only, on all merchandise I in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I D required. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler \ e?e (aCr0SS fr ° m pershi "3 on Hwy. 50) ! kJ RANGER Grace Asst. chancellor sees challenges Thursday, September 4, 1986 5 by Jenny Carr News Editor "I get a lot of reward and challenge out of budding something, developing something , not maintaining something, "Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs G. Gary Grace stated as his primary attraction to UW-Parkside. Grace said he was also impressed with the committment to shared governance and to people that the students and faculty at Parkside demonstrated during his interviewing process. Grace felt that with Chancellor Kaplan also joining the university, that it now has a spirit aimed at the future. He is anxious to build a student life program for the future of Parkside that reflects the energy he and Chancellor Kaplan bring to their new positions. Grace, 37, joined Parkside on August 18 from Morehead State in Kentucky where he was responsible for planning and implementing a student development program in which he supervised and coordinated such areas as financial aid, student activities, counseling, career planning and student housing. Grace's own committment to shared governance comes from his belief that "all of us together are much smarter than one of us individually." He has been meeting with each of the areas that report to him to get a sense of what the plans are to improve student life in each of these areas. "One priority I have rather immediately is to stabilize the student affairs organization. Part of this is to determine what our mission is in student affairs. Service to students and recruitment and retention are key elements, Gary Grace but there is more to it than that. Part of the problem is that there are three acting directors. You will never get to addressing improving student life if the staff is not stable," said Grace. Grace wants to give the student life area some attention quickly and wants to get input from the students regarding what is important to them, what they want and what they feel they are not getting now. The areas that need permanent directors are student enrollment services, minority student services and student life. When questioned about the importance of student input on search and screem committees for student life employees, Grace stated that "the only way to be sure that the folks that you are hiring are understanding of student needs, are committed to students and have a belief in helping students is to get student reaction and input in the decision." He admitted that he may disagree with stpdents about who is the final authority on the decision because of the administrative functions required of the person hired. Recruitment and retention is a definite priority this year and Grace is working with his directors to put the campaign together. He sees the opportunity as a great challenge because so much has to be done at once. Grace felt that recruitment is much more than just talking about attending Parkside because choosing a college is an enormous decilsion. What he would like to define in the next few weeks is what the key markets are. j Men & Young Men's Shop If It's In Style, It's At Gino's Collections For Her "We build our reputation on personal service" See Kenosha's newest YOUNG MEN'S SHOP at Gino's (upper level) featuring the latest in jackets, shirts, pants and shoesVisit Connie's (next door) for the newest FALL styles for women. Tuxedo rental. 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"At this point, we aren't really sure if we'll be making a decision or if they'll be making a decision for us," he said. Faculty receive promotions The promotions of nine faculty members have been approved by the UW system Board of Regents. Promoted from associate professor with tenure to full professor are James Dean and Alan Shucard, English; Richard Keehn, economics; and Constantine Stathatos, Spanish. Promoted from assistant professor without tenure to associate professor with tenure are Siegfried Christoph, German; Thomas Fournelle and Youn Woo Lee, mathematics; Ross Gundersen, biological sciences; and Skelly Warren, dramatic arts. The promotions are based • on teaching and research excellence as well as service to the community. Deadline for student teaching applications is Sept. 15 in the Education Division office. - Wed. 9/10 & Thurs.9/11 10:30 AM-3 P M DATE Bookstore TIME PLACE • 6 Thursday, September 4, 1986 RANGER Hendricks CHAMP director named Deborah Hendricks, formerly assistant director of the Educational Opportunity Program at Marquette University, has been named the new director of Parkside's nationally recognized CHAMP program, designed to encourage and motivate junior and senior minority high school students to prepare for post-secondary education. Hendricks, 29, replaces Lois Scott, who has returned to teaching in the Racine Unified School District after directing CHAMP since 1983. Hendricks holds a master's degree in interpersonal communication with an emphasis' on administration and supervision from Marquette. She also holds a bachelor's degree in speech pathology from that institution. CHAMP, which stands for Creating Higher Aspirations and Motivations Programs, was created by Parkside in 1979. About 500 students currently are enrolled in the four-year program, which consists of students in the 9th through 12th grades who attend six-week summer sessions at Parkside. In 1983 Hendricks became assistant director of Marquette's Educational Opportunity Program, which provides information and counseling on post-secondary education to first-generation, low-income persons including minorities, the disabled, veterans and women. Prior to that Hendricks worked in the program a year as an academic, personal and career counselor, and from 1980 to 1982 was tutorial coordinator of the program. Her expertise includes extensive knowledge of resume writing and job interviewing, topics on which she Deborah Hendricks has presented seminars for state employees and for Milwaukee students. Hendricks also designed and coordinated an eightweek tutorial program Admissions Admissions from page 1 Students unable to meet these criteria are required to take the placement tests prior to applying for admission. If at this point the student is able to place in English 100, Math 015 and is reading at approximately a tenth grde level, that student will be admitted as a "conditional admissions" student. A conditional student requires "prescriptive advising." That is a counselor will prescribe, so to speak, the necessary courses and provide specific guidance until the conditional student has reached standard student levels. When a student is unable to meet the criteria of either the standard or conditional student, a manual decision must be made as to whether or not admission will be granted. At this point, a selected counselor will sit down and study a student's file and make the decision whether or not this student should be admitted to Parkside based on the student's academic record, students who are deferred are then advised on how to better prepare themselves for colle ge. Selected courses will be provided at Gateway Techni cal Institute in Kenosha and Racine. These courses will enable students to reach the minimal levels of achievement necessary to reapply Upon such evidence students' applications will be re-evaluated. Rubner pointed out that the new admissions policy is not designed to make it more difficult for the student. It is there to help the student. "We are urging students to slow down and better prepare themselves for college," said Rubner. Futhermore, he commented, "In the long run Parkside should see a better quality student. Initially, we may see fewer enrollments, but down the road, people will be applying to Parkside, trying to get in, because they know it has a good reputation. All the Smart Women Shop at... Rainbow Fashions The Sportswear Store NEW SHIPMENT Out-Of-Africa shirts • Jr. Sizes • Ass't Colors $1499 • Ass t Styles Values to $30.00 (one week only) Rainbow Fashion Factory Outlet Center 7700 — 120th Ave. Kenosha, Wis. outreach is his goal Dan Hancock Contacting area businesses and industry to determine their business education needs will be the initial goal of Dan Hancock, the newly appointed director of Parkside's Office of Business Outreach and Small Business Development Center. Hancock, 47, comes to Parkside from UW-Whitewater, which he joined in 1980. While at Whitewater he established and administered that campus* first Small Business Institute, which has advised and assisted dozens of area companies in areas ranging from market analysis to personnel management. Hancock also was a management lecturer in Whitewater's College of Business and Economics, and organized and taught numerous non-credit business outreach programs. Hancock holds an MBA degree from Milwaukee and a bachelor's degree in mechanical engineering from Madison. From 1972 to 1980 he was a research engineer in the Advanced Technology Center at Allis Chalmers in Milwaukee, and from 1968 to 1971 he was a project application engineer at Twin Disc, Inc. in Racine. Both those positions involved new product development r«25 PIZZA POPPER Dining Room Open 7 days a week 11 am-11 pm Box lunches to go or for delivery $225.$£45 Expanded Menu ^ Simmons Part Plazay Subs, Hot delivery to —« >^S09 Sherto Rd. \Dogs, Hamburger,ed area \ Dinners ^TIA a Your Favorite !m\// Cocktails Thursday, September 4,1986 7 Theater Shows, auditions slated The first meeting of the Student Organizations Coucil will be held on Wednesday, Sept. 10 at 1 p.m. in Molinaro D-137. Although this is the usual time and the usual place for S.O.C. to meet, changes are expected in the organization this year. "We're looking to change the format of S.O.C. to more closely resemble the general assembly of the student government," said Bill Serpe, S.O.C. chair. "The council operates as a standing committee of the P.S.G.A., but last year we became a much stronger entity. We found ourselves being sought for endorsement of P.S.G.A. resolutions and a strong forum for university inforamtion." According to Serpe representatives will be added to the council from the Ranger, Parkside Activitites Board and Peer Support. "These will not be voting seats, but rather informational opportunities and rumor control. The council is the broadest base of student opinion, and it will be to our advantage to have these extr people on board to provide needed data to keep the record straight." Serpe continued, "Too often information is given at our meetings that isn't quite correct, and it would save a lot of inconvenience for everyone if we had all the people there that we need to keep everyone abreast." Serpe has invited all the new administrative people to the first meeting. "I want as many people as possible to see who these new people are. SOC see page 11 by Bill Serpe Open auditions for both of the Dramatic Arts Discipline fall shows will be held next Monday and Tuesday. "We'll be looking for people for our Mainstage production of Moliere's "Learned Ladies," said Professor Lee Van Dyke, "as well as our annual children's Christmas musical, "The Peppermint Bear Show.' "Learned Ladies" will be presented in the evening on Oct. 24, 25, 31 and Nov. 1, with a matinee on Thursday, Oct. 30. The cast will consist of five men and five women. "Rehearsals are usually scheduled in the evenings, Monday through Friday," said Van Dyke, "and cast members can receive university credits for being in the show." "The Peppermint Bear Show" will be presented on Dec. 7,13,14, 20 and 21. "This is the third year that we will be doing "The Peppermint Bear' and will continue to do it every year. It is an PAB excellent opportunity for students to learn all facets of theater production," explained Van Dyke. "This show is scheduled as a four-credit production workshop and meets as a class three times a week. During that time the members of the cast will not only rehearse the show, but will also work on all of the other areas of the production." According to Van Dyke, this year's "Peppermint Bear Show" will be directed by Professor Lisa Kornetsky, who has just been added to the full-time academic staff of the Dramatic Arts Discipline. Auditions for these two shows will be held on Monday, Sept. 8 from 3:30 to 5 p.m. and at 7 p.m. on Monday, Sept. 8 and Tuesday, Sept. 9. They will be held in the Comm Arts Theater and are open to anyone who is interested in performing. Those interested in "The Peppermint Bear Show" are being requested to bring a prepared song. kawgek Welsh Involvement is the key by Kimberlie Kranlch News Editor Involvement with a capital "I" seems to be the theme of this semester. Diane Welsh, newly hired student activities program advisor (SAPA), knows that getting students involved on campus is a major part of her job. Welsh came to Parkside this August after spending eighteen months at Ball State University, where she served as acting assistant director of the student center. She earned her masters in business administration from Ball State after having received her bachelor of business administration from Whitewater in 1984. As SAPA, Welch will be busy trying to get students involved via her numerous functions. She will advise the Parkside Activities Board (PAB) and will coordinate and advise additional campus activities such as Homecoming, Winter Carnival, College Bowl, the Arts and Crafts Fair, the Very Special Arts Fair, and other related student activities. Welsh is pleased to be at Parkside. especially at this Diane Welsh time. "I think now is a good time to join the staff because of the new administration and the new housing. Now is the time for opportunity and growth," she said. Welch said she was anxious for school to begin. "I'm looking forward to working with students on campus," she said, "to see what programs will work. It's difficult to plan things when you don't know the student body." One way Welsh and the members of PAB have of finding out what the students want is through the current PAB survey. The survey, which was Welsh's idea, was designed to "assess the needs of students as they relate to PAB and PAB events and to use the results to plan activities and programs that the students want," said Welsh. In the four weeks prior to the start of school, Welsh had a chance to talk with some of the leaders of student organizations. "In talking with the students, I've fountf them to be excited about the new administration and optimistic about Parkside's future," she said. Welsh too is excited about Parkside and her role in its future. "Everyone has been real helpful in showing me what's been happening on campus," she said. Welsh's involvement in promoting student activities has a long history. For example, she served as center- /program board president her senior year at Whitewater and she was recently on the Wisconsin steering committee of the National Association of Campus Activities (NACA). Students surveyed soc Reorganization being planned The Parkside Activities Board will be distributing a survey during the beginning of fall semester. The survey is designed to determine the interests and needs of Parkside students in terms of activitites programming. The surveys will be available at various locations around campus, including the Union Information Desk. fhe PSGA office, the PAB office, the Student Activities Office, the Residence Halls and the Bookstore. They should be returned by Sept 19 to any of the above locaitons or sent, via campus mall, to the PAB office (Union D114B). BRATS, BURGERS & ROCK 'N ROLL BACK TO SCHOOL AT UW-PARKSIDE FEATURING THE LIVE MUSIC OF 3S7vSj THE CONVERTERS • B.A.C.'s * OATMEAL RAISIN BARS * SODA • BEER * LEMONADE I I I I I I • BAKED BEANS • COLESLAW • BURGERS it BRATS • POTATO SALAD ir SWEET CORN THURSDAY SEPT. 4 11 AM-2 PM PICRIC OH THE PAD — JUST OUTSIDE UHI0H SQUARE I I I I I I I II I I I I I I I I I I I I j^j^ursday, September 4, 1986 Moving in... HANGER Photos by Dave McEvoy Over 300 students moved into Parkside's new residence halls this weekend, ushering in another era in what had always been a commuter campus. MMiM iiiii; ililif * RANGER Sandra Bernhard Thursday, September 4,1986 9 Exclusive interview with cult heroine by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Since her fascinating performance in Martin Sorcese's haunting "The King of Comedy," Sandra Bernhard has been an entertainer deserving intelligent appreciation. "When you work with the best people," said the 31-year old comedienne during a recent interview, "you can't help looking good." The film, which starred Jerry Lewis and Robert DeNiro, was a triumph for Bernard, but not so much as a comedienne. The role she played so masterfully was not a comedy role, but the role of a very tragic, detached person. And it did not, as many thought, bring Bernhard further activity in "serious" comedy films. "I'm very interested in doing movies," she said, "but have you seen what's been coming out of Hollywood lately?" As with many comics whose desires are both style and substance, Bernhard has scripted her own film. Tentatively entitled "It Came From Poland," Bernhard describes the film as "a comedy with human values. I play a cynical New York writer, and there's this girl from Poland who becomes the catalyst that changes my character's beliefs and outlooks. We're looking for a director right now. I'd Ike Martin Scorcese or, perhaps, Hal Ashby." Many female entertainers have stated that women still have a difficult time obtaining decent roles in screen comedies. A classic example is Lucille Ball's magnificent comic talents being suppressed by filmmakers who continually cast her as a vapid ingenue until she began producing her own TV series and proved her comic worth. A contemporary example is Goldie Hawn, whose efforts are self-financed. Of that viewpoint, Bernhard stated, "It's a weird, mixed bag. I have mixed feelings about women; I'm not a hardcore feminist. But in Hollywood, anyone confident is deemed threatening." Until she manages to do her movie, Sandra keeps busy doing live performances and occasional television appearances (some of her appearances on "Late Night with David Letterman" have achieved legendary status). "Live comedy is a great outlet to say things about life and culture that you feel are important," she said. It takes an innate timing to perform comedy. A natural ability. Comedy is very instinctive. "I'm very happy doing what I'm doing. You learn a great deal as you go along, and I've learned a lot. And yet I realize I still have a lot more to learn. It's a thrill to have people come and see me, and acknowledgements from your peers is really an exciting thing." Bernhard's live show is a very interesting sixties-toseventies comic turn of serious statements in the eighties. She relates things as an onlooker; her perception of the surrounding vapidity. She works spontaneously with audience reaction and encourages their participation often. Once in a while she uses music (she has an LP on Polygram records that's quite a popular, unique little item) and is backed by multikeyboardist Mitch Kaplan. The nasty comic swipes she takes at pretention are perceptive in their execution. "I see myself as a 'borderline' performance artist," said Bernhard, "and my comedy is a combination of different viewpoints." l&llfc Sandra Bernhard has achieved a strong fan following. Bernhard is already a substantial entertainer and has tremendous potential to be even more as she enters different facets of show business. Remembering TV actor Knight by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Actor Ted Knight's death of cancer last week brings to mind the Ted Baxter character from the early-to-mid 1970's rather than the more recent "Too Close for Comfort" or "Ted Knight Show." The Baxter character emphasized the ego and insecurities that are so often found in persons in the public eye. Baxter was in the public eye in a relatively small scale (as newscaster on a local Minneapolis television station), but he saw his position as much greater, comparing himself favorably to the likes of Cronkite or Severied. Knight's presentation of this humourous and telling character was one of the many ingredients that made "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" among the most important sitcoms of the early seventies (which was second "Golden Age of TV" boasting "The Bob Newhart Show," "All in the Family" and "Mash.") Good night, Ted. USED BOOKS Available on every subject all in gently used condition THE OLD BOOK CORNER MARTHA MERRELLS BOOKSTORE 312-6th St. Racine 632-5195 University of Wisconsin ¥ PARKSIDE LIMITED SPACE in University Housing is still available Call 553-2320 or 553-2200 for more information ODWORKING ART ANDTOLE ~ and supplies painting supplies Custom Woodworking, Gifts andClasses Galore! All sizes... Design your own look! Back to School Special: Bring in this ad and receive 10% off total purchases. 181216th Street (next to Dino's) •rUUisi Racine, Wl 53403 « HH (414)634-0125 exivj Total Service U. W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 Mon. - Fri. 10 - 3 Serving four other locations Racine Waukesha Burlington Milwaukee 10 Thursday, September 4,1986 tSSfiSSSSSSSSSSSSSS Honors Program A challenging opportunity for hard-working students by y Mary MaDeFazio There are many clubs, programs and special interest groups in which a student could become involved and benefit from at Parkside. knew about the Honors ProHowever, one program that seems to be widely beneficial also seems to be widely overlooked. The Honors Program. "I think if more students gram and what it is, they would become involved in it," said Rosanne Mason, a student assistant of the program. Until the Honors Program, the only way to graduate with distinction was solely based upon the students' grade point average (GPA). The Parkside Honors Program gnuuy AVAILABLE IN THE UNION $ V J WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU FOR THE 1986-1987 SCHOOL YEAR "SSSSSSS" presents an alternative route to graduation with distinction to interested and qualified students. Students who have a 3.2 or higher overall GPA will qualify for graduation with distinction by completing 15 credits of honors course work with at least half of the credits outside the student's major. Any completed honors course will be marked on the students' transcripts if the grade in the specified course is a B plus or higher. Honors courses are arranged agreements between individual students and the instructors. The agreements specify certain terms which the student must fulfill in order to receive the distinction. These special terms can be anything from writing an extra term paper to interviewing actors. Besides arranging an agreement, there is another method of earning honors credit - enrolling in the Honors Seminar. The Freshmen Honors Seminar is a new honors seminar to be offered this fall. It is part of a new program of freshmen seminars. The main function of this seminar is for students to find out about college life and to make new college friends. It is taught by Professor Carol Lee Saffioti and is a three honors credit course. The Senior Honors Seminar, called "The End of Time" is the other honors seminar offered at Parkside and is also a three honors credit course. This program, however, adds a new twist by reaching out beyind the boundaries of Parkside. Professor Walt Graffin will be joining faculty from a small Lutheran coeducational liberal arts college (Carthage College) and a small Catholic liberal arts college for women (Mount Mary College). The students will experience different campus settings, use the institutions and meet with different professors. The content of the course covers literature, art, music and film with apocalyptic themes. Other activities of the Honors Society include taking field trips to plays in Chicago, operas in Milwaukee, as well as picnic get-togethers which should prove to be more exciting this year because of the new campus housing. The new honors lounge, located in Moln D113 should be a big benefit. "It's an out-of-the-way place where students can come and relax," said Beecham Robinson, director of the Honors Program, adding that the greatest advantage of enrolling in honors course work comes after graduation when job hunting. "When talking to former honors students, I found that the honors notation helps give students an edge. \RANaEE_ Movie review "Stand by Me99 by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Rob Reiner's recent screen effort as writer-director, "Stand By Me," is more than simply the best project he has ever been associated with. It is, quite frankly, one of the most important and insightful American films ever made. The film is a thoughtprovoking study of pre-adolescent vulnerability, taking serious dead aim at a part of life that is often overlooked in movies. For all the films that have been done regarding the adolescence-to-adulthood transition, taking issue with the entrance into adolescence is a rather innovative screen concept. The film is set in 1959, Reiner giving the viewer a keen insight into the era with excellent period flavor (songs, settings, styles). It deals with four diverse, yet genuine, 12-year old male "types" and their quest to find the body of one of their peers, a missing lad presumed dead. Their search for this dead youth spurns the youngan emotionally stirring hit sters into analyzing their own worth. Reiner allows for the boys to emerge as serious, thinking human beings rather than vapid "gee whiz" stereotypes, eschewing American film's usual idealization of childhood. Beyond the strong script (based on a novella by Stephen King), excellent direction and production techique and emotionally powerful performances, there is the strong underlying theme of just how vulnerable childred (and childhood) is in the context of adult society. That it is set in 1959 intensifies how little things have changed in over a quarter-century. While appearing only briefly, John Cusack (star of Reiner's 1985 comedy "The Sure Thing") ties the loose ends of the various character studies together in the pivotal role as older brother to one of the youngsters, a high school football hero snuffed out in a car crash whose likeness recurs in his younger brother's fantasies. Cusack's character is the embodiment of everything these misfits would like to be, are expected to be, but cannot be. And he is the one sympathetic character toward the younger boys. That he was killed (shown with a clever Buddy Holly analogy) makes the message of youthful vulnerability even more powerful. "Stand By Me" is definitely a landmark film with regard to its subject matter. That is matter is treated with such great perception makes it an even more important > cinematic achivement. Passionately recommended. * Short by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor ONE CRAZY SUMMER Savage Steve Holland's latest teen comedy lives up to the wild uninhibited spirit that characterized the filmmaker's debut, "Better Off Dead." Stars John Cusack, Demi Moore and Bobcat Goldwaith cavort about a beach setting with explosive off-kilter slapstick gags that reveal a great deal of technical style. However, the substance behind the humor is what keeps "One Crazy Summer" from achieving serious pretensions. The film takes nasty comic swipes at yuppies, relatives, jocks, bigots and virtually every depiction of capitalism imaginable -all contemporary American images. Maybe that's why the critics don't like this movie. Maybe that's why I did. ARMED AND DANGEROUS "Poorly scripted and unfunny" is more apt a title for this feeble copper picture starring John Candy and Eugene Levy. Stemming somewhat from the commercial success of the "Police Academy" series, "Armed and Dangerous" recalls virtually every cliched comic-as-cop gag that has ever graced the silver screen. Some labored humor when Candy and Levy don disguises in a porno book store, but the obligatory chase scene that climaxes the film is a slick example of packaged comedy product. ALIENS Fast, furious and exciting: this scare flick is an explosive roller coaster ride of a movie that has been doing some mega-box office. But that's it! There is a lot of technical competence hopping about, but no substance whatsoever. It is yet another bluntly visceral experience that provides no genuine point for its madness (other than making some money). Sigourney Weaver does well in the lead role, and there is something positive about a woman hero in an American film, but, c'mon now, a female "Rambo" we don't need. But perhaps that's the ticket. Sylvester Stallone's ultraright-wing "Rambo" was another huge moneymaker. And that film DID have a point, a frightening and grizzly point at that. In the end it is somehow rather unsurprising that the screenwriter for "Aliens" is also the guy who co-scripted "Rambo" with Stallone. EXTREMETIES OK, so it's not a very good movie. But it does have a certain perverse importance. WALK BETWEEN CAMPUS AND ORCHARD LIV?LIKE AN COURTS ADULT Studio Furnished, 1 or 2 students $240 Single Occupancy $280 Double Occupancy ORCHARD COURT APARTMENTS Phone: 553-9009 Earn $10 per month for referring someone to Orchard Court. (Subject to signing lease contract. First of all, it solidifies Farrah Fawcett's acting abilities as previously demonstrated by "The Burning Bed" (and suppressed by everything else she'd done). Secondly, it presents a far more feasible motivation for fighting back than anything Clint Eastwood, Chuck Norris or Charles Bronson ever appeared in. Farrah is a rape victim who gets fed up with the endless bureaucracy and decides to take matters into her own hands. That the ugliness of rape gets its just desserts is what makes this lackluster film so undeniably appealling. Perhaps had the film been scripted and directed with more depth it would have emerged as a very thought-provoking and important effort. No such luck. FILM ON CAMPUS To kick off the 86-87 school year, the PAB will be presenting "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" as its first presentation in the Union Cinema. While basically a benign and schlocky cinema mess. "Rocky Horror" does have its importance via reputation. It is the audience that is the show with most "Rocky Horror" screenings, but that doesn't make the film itself any better on its own terms. Some persons have read an actual message beneath the strident narrative of "Rocky Horror" -something about freedom of sexuality. Actually the only point this movie has is that it allows people to have a good time cutting loose BECAUSE of its ineptitude and not in spite of it. One of the greatest enigmas in film history. soc SOC from page 7 Chancellor Kaplan and Assistant Chancellor Grace are dedicating themselves to this university and I want them to have the chance to meet S:O.C. people first hand. Plus we have Diane Welsh and Dian Schellinger from the student life area to give their expert advice and assistance in more ways than I know. This will give all of these people the chance to make themselves available to the student body In whatever way they feel they can." At the first meeting Serpe will be organizing committees for "Food for Families," Toys for Kids" and the recruitment fair. "This year'sfall fair will be held on September 29, and we intend to turn the main concourse into a three ring circus of cocurricular opportunities,'' Serpe said. "The new student orientation was so successful because of all of the things going on at once that we're certain the same kind of thing can be done again to entice all of the new people that weren't here that day, and encourage continuing students to pick up where they left off last year." 100 TIMES MORE FUN THAN FLORIDA • • • • • • • • • • • • • • — 6 days skiing - 7 nights lodging in condominiums — Lots of parties, 1 major concert Round trip transportation by deluxe coach * • • '* All for the low-low price of Jan 9-11,1887 JACKSON HOLE —- WYOMING * . * SSO deposit by Oct 15th . Book reviews Latest entertainment tomes examined by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor BLACK POPULAR MUSIC IN AMERICA by Arnold Shaw (Schirmer Books) This, of course, is in essence a study of all popular music in America, as only folk and country style can be genuinely attributed to the white man. Shaw carefully examines all iihe most important American musical styles as created by the original black artists, including coverage of such important performers as Count Basie, Jellyroll Morton, Muddy Waters, Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Wonder. The author extends into the various sub-genres and offshoots of jazz, blues, rock and R&B (such as disco, funk, heavy metal, etc.). In the end, all American music has been carefully analyzed. 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"Black Popular Music in America" is a book which forms the basis for any truly serious understanding of popular music. THE COLUMBIA COMEDY SHORTS by Ted Okuda and Ed Watz (McFarland) Okuda and Watz are two very astute writers on the cinema, so "Columbia Comedy Shorts" is as much a thorough analysis of an important aspect of the movies as it is a reference guide. Short films opened for features at movie houses of the twenties, thirties and forties, but Columbia hung on almost til 1960, long after television sounded the death knell for short subjects. The axis of this studio's shorts department were the ever-enigmatic Three Stooges, to whom ample coverage is given. But the many other important names in Columbia comedies (Charley Chase, Buster Keaton, Andy Clyde, etc.) are also covered extensively. The tome includes complete filmographies and critical studies for each series produced in the Columbia shorts department and biographical data on important producers, directors, and performers, with telling quotes interspersed throughout the text, taken from interviews conducted by the authors. The book is available from McFarland & Co. Publishers at Box 611, Jefferson, NC 28640 at 29.95 plus 1.50 shipping. It is a must for libraries and students of film. THE NINE LIVES OF MICKEY ROONEY by Arthur Marx (Stein and Day) This semi-authorized work by Arthur, "son of Groucho" Marx is a warts-and-all study of a fascinating performer. Accented is Rooney's uncanny resilience in showbiz, having reached ultimate highs and lows so often during his long, fascinating career. Along with lauding Rooney's talent and versatility, the book also makes note of his idiosyncratic behavior and several failed marriages, serving to enlighten the reader and allow a greater understanding of this actor. It is one of the most interesting of all biographies, being factual without being dry and honest without being scandalous. SAY GOODNIGHT GRACIE by Cheryl Blythe and Susan Sackett (Dutton) The George Burns-Gracie Allen story, with an emphasis on Gracie, this book affectionately traces the professional and personal development of this treasured comedy team. Burns has written several autobiographical studies, so the bio data is often a repeat of what we've already read. However, Blythe and Sackett interestingly correlate the duo's humorous on-screen activities with their deeply affectionate romance, and present another interesting facet to the story. By celebrating Burns and Allen's comic cohesion onscreen (George being the perfect sounding board for Grade's daffy malapropisms), and their romantic bliss offscreen (the marriage lasted until Gracie's death in 1964), the book allows the reader to understand George's true obsession and inspiration as an entertainer (being, of course still active today at age 90). "Say Goodnight Gracie" is an enthusiastic, uplifting showbiz story. MOVIES ON TV by Steven Scheuer (Bantam) This paperback guide to films on television, with starratings and brief critical comments on all movies available to TV, is far less worthy than Leonard Matlin's similar "TV Movies." Foreign films set Parkside's Foreign Film Series is perhaps the campus' best cultural event. This year is no exception. Several of the most important foreign films of recent years have been selected for this series, which takes place in the Union Cinema on Thursdays, Saturdays and Sundays. As per the insert, titles for this series include Mikhalkov's "A Slave of Love," Tacchella's "Cousin Cousine" and Fellini's "Ginger and Fred." The USA is represented by a Chaplin double feature ("The Gold Rush," which is the film he wanted to be remembered by, and "City Limits," which is consideredby afficianados to be his masterpiece) and Robert Altman's "Secret Honor." Season tickets are available through the mail or can be held at the box office. Regular price is $17, while student- /senior citizen price is $15. Make checks to UW-Parkside, and send them in care of the Parkside Union Information Center, Box 2000, Kenosha, Wisconsin 53141, or call 553- 2345. No individual tickets will be made available. • P O U T S S|M E L L • p E R S O N s A L A A M A S E R I S L I R A S r Y • E P O c H •D I P S L A M]|{ S T R A P| A L E E R I E| S I T u A T E D A L E B E R N Bfl D I S M A Y s\ S I T E S I S I T E M M E R E A L B * E D U C E •s A W L A O G A M E • $ E S N A K E 0 R I O T E D R I L L E T N A s| The Parkside Union HOURS Recreation Center Mon.-Thur. 9 a.m.-10p.m. Friday 9 a.m.-Midniaht Saturday 9 a.m.-Midnight Sunday Noon-10 p.m. Mini Mart Mon.-Fri. Noon-8 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-Noon Sun. 4 p.m.-7 p.m. Union Square Mon.-Thurs..10:30 a.m.-11:30 p.m. Fri. 10:30 a.m.-7 p.m. Sat. 11 a.m.-5p.m. Sun. 11 a.m.-5p.m. Information Center Mon -Thurs. 7:45 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Fri. 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Dining Room Mon.-Fri. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Mon.-Thurs. 4:30 p.m.-7 p.m. Sunday 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Coffee Shoppe Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m. Fri. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Reservations Office Mon.-Fri. 8:00 a.m.-4:30 p.m. RANGER HP Record review Tnursaay, September 4, laae I BSSSSSBB SSSSS 13 David Lee Roth doing fine sans Eddie by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Since breaking with Van Halen, David Lee Roth has intensified his wild sexist persona, as is evident on his latest Warner Brothers release "Eat 'em and Smile." Interestingly enough, this LP sounds more Van Halenesque than the recent Van Halen-sans-Roth effort "5150." "Yankee Rose," the hit, contains the rudiments of everything Van Halen (and Roth) were back when they burst onto the rock and roll scene in 1978. To fill the tremendous void left by the absence of guitar whiz Eddie Van Halen, Roth Shortcuts has hired Steve Vai, whose solos often cut Edward's similar work. Billy Sheehan on bass and Gregg Bissonettte on drums help round out this powerful quartet that, like early Van Halen, depends on the uninhibited passion of Roth's vocals to motivate the tracks. Along with the aforementioned hit. Roth soars through such originals as "Elephant Gun" and "Bump and Grind," two cuts that emphaize his sexist front (as the LP's title does quite blatantly). Covers include the old Nashville Teens rocker "Tobacco Road," the bluesy "I'm Easy" (not the one from the "Nashville" movie soundtract) and "That's Life," which was a big hit for Frank Sinatra in 1966. On the latter, Roth exhibits perhaps the key to his enormous appeal. The song's lyrics are very positive, uplifting and optimistic, much like Roth's persona. Despite the setbacks he encountered during his break with Van Halen (said not to be amicable at all), Roth has bounced back (as per the song), and has achieved at least the same commercial success as his former bandmates. "Eat 'em and Simle" is far less eccentric than Roth's solo debut EP last year ("Crazy from the Heat"), and far more rocking. All of the band members turn in exceptional performances and present the listener with the type of rock and roll energy one has come to expect from the likes of this singer. When Roth was replaced by Sammy Hagar in Van Halen last year, many fans of that group feared one or the other would flounder. "5150's" success states that Edward and the boys are in no danger and that Hagar is quite comfortable in Roth's old position. "Eat 'em and Smile," however, is so much more like early Van Halen than "5150," it may very well be telling us just who was the truly creative rocker in the band. David Lee Roth. Smiths, Neil Young among new releases LITTLE MISS DANGEROUS by Ted Nugent (Atlantic) Ted Nugent's man-of-loincloth persona seems a natural for today's times, but his rocking inspiration has apparently left him. On "Little Miss Dangerous," Nugent's work is very similar to any other rock and roll band out pounding in the recording studio. The animal magnetism that characterized such classics as "Free for All" and "Cat Scratch Fever" are missing, as is the guitar wizardry of cuts like "Stranglehold." Songs like "Savage Dancer," "High Heels in Motion" and the LP's title track are pale and tedious shadows of a once glorious hard-rocking past.-Jim Neibaur DANCING ON THE EDGE by Roy Buchanan (Alligator) Blues guitarist Roy Buchanan is on par with Johnny THE FAR SIDE Winter among all white bluesmen. On his latest LP, Buchanan exhibits more versatility by presenting stirring originals like "Pedal to the Metal" and such diverse covers as Aretha Franklin's "Baby Baby Baby," Willie Dixon's "You Can't Judge a book by Its Cover," and even Henry Mancini's "Peter Gunn Theme." By versatility, Buchanan is also demonstrating the resiliance of blues music. "Dancing on the Edge" is well worth picking up in lieu of virtually anything presently lurking in the Top Forty.-Jim Neibaur THE QUEEN IS DEAD by The Smiths (Warner Bros.) The Smiths have found a home in American musisc with the release of their new album. Revealing the true talent of the four young musicians from England, "The Queen Is By GARY LARSON Dead" has earned them a number one position on the college album chart and as high as number sixteen on the national. "The Queen Is Dead" is a blend of smooth, mello songs as well as many cutting numbers which contain beating drums and fine guitar work to add to their flavor. Such songs like "Cemetry Gates" and "There is a Light That Never Goes Out" add to the gripping character, while "I Know It's Over" and "Never Had No One Ever" soothe the listener's ear. Morrissey, the lead vocalist and writer, uses some literary references and focuses on life and love throughout the album's lyrics. His vocals are distinct and clear, even though some of his messagesmay be difficult to understand. Taken as a whole, "The Queen Is Dead", is an excellent album and an open door for further appreciation of The Smiths' brand of music.— Andrew Tschumper LANDING ON WATER by Neil Young (Geffen) "Landing on Water" suffers from the same fate its title implies: Young wades on sloshy ground as he tries to contemporize his sound with today's synthetic, sterile trappings. Cuts like "People on the Street" and "Weight of the World," with their empty, galumphing guitar backbeats, are passionless. Others, like "Hippie Dream," are lyrically unintelligible, making it hard to believe that this is the same Neil Young responsible for such insightful work as "Needle and the Damage Done" and "Ohio. "-Gary Schneeberger THE BRIDGE by Billy Joel (Columbia) Joel's taken a bad rap from the serious rock circuit for his bubblegum bad boy persona, and "The Bridge" won't erase that stigma. A harmless set, Joel's latest is a mite too cloying for those whose tastes run a touch more refined. "Modern Woman," for instance, relies more on the singer's cut phrasing than it does on meaty riffs or a distinctive beat. The rest of the tracks ar& of the same vein, each detailing an aspect of man-woman conflict without breaking new ground. Only "Baby Grand," a bluesy duet with a showstealing Ray Charles, is likely to satiate all appetites.-Gary Schneeberger ACROSS 1 Looks sullen 6 Redolence 11 Individual 12 Oriental salutation 14 Similar 15 Goddess of discord 17 Unit of Italian currency 18 Pigpen 20 Period of time 23 Plunge 24 Bridge term 26 Leash 28 Mr. Hirt 29 Weird 31 Locate 33 Small valley 35 Swiss canton N r» SP be 53 ft 8 GR U, I <n 36 Appalls 39 Locations 42 Exists 43 Newspaper paragraphs 45 Simple 46 Priest's vestment 48 Draw out 50 Maxim 51 Country of Asia 53 Quarry 55 Selenium symbol 56 Moved sinuously 59 Created a disturbance 61 Excavate 62 Small heating devices DOWN 1 Pounding instrument 2 Owner's risk: abbr. 3 Exploit 4 Ripped 5 Cuts 6 Steamship: abbr. 7 Mother 8 Cloth measure 9 Deposited 10 Lasso 11 Out of date 13 Shade tree 16 Drunkards 19 Playing areas 21 Baby's bed 22 Detests 25 City in Florida 27 Jewish feast 30 Raise the spirit of 32 Poker stakes 34 Ogled 36 Faces of - clocks 37 Land surrounded by water 38 Complacent 40 Wipes out 41 Stitched 44 Frighten 47 Wild hog 49 Send forth 52 Snow runner 54 Vast age 57 Spanish article 58 Deciliter: abbr. 60 Tantalum symbol u a T3 © CO '5 14 Thursday, September 4, 1988 RANGER Ranger staff Staff from page 2 who is also president of the Parkside Association of Communicators, a Campus Ambassador and a member of the tennis team. "I'm really looking forward to working with Jenny this year," she says. Kay Murach, 22, begins her first year at Parkside as the Ranger feature editor. "I'm looking forward to working in a new enviornment," she says "And I think I have a lot to contribute." She's planning on ..providing more in-depth stories and profiles than in previous years. "We've got some talented writers on staff, and we'll have some good stories to show for it," she says. Murach has previously attended Madison and Ripon College, and is currently pursuing degrees in political science and philosophy. Jim Neibaur, 28, is entertainment editor for the Ranger. In this, his third year as a Ranger sub-editor, Neibaur will emphasize reviews of the latest films, records and books that he and his staff have access to. "The staff for record critiques has Increased a great deal from . last year," he said, "and we're getting more current books for review. Of course we will have occasional celebrity interviews as well." Neibaur's first book, "Movie Comedians : The Complete Guide" was published last April by McFarland and Co. He is currently working on his second, "Hollywood Tough Guys," for the same publishers. He is majoring in English and working toward a* secondary teaching certification. He is married and has a 2% year old son. Robb Luehr, 28, begins his fifth year as a Ranger staff member in the position of sports editor. Luehr, an English major, served last year as assistant sports editor and is enthusiastic about the coming term. "I'm going to work my butt off this year," he says. Andy Buchanan, 33, begins his fifth year as Ranger Business manager. Buchanan, a senior applied science major and an NAIA and NCAA AllAmerican in soccer, looks forward to this year because "I'd like to make large quantities of money for the paper and for myself, and I want to make Dave Roback work for his money." "I'm looking forward to working with the new freshmen we've recruited." — Gary Schneeberger Brenda Lee Buchanan, 28, is a senior humanities major and art minor desperatley seeking certification in K-8. "My husband made me take this job so that he could: A. Keep an eye on me. B. Take my check. C. Censolr my mail. D. All of the above," she says. "I enjoy my job and anticipate more classifieds with the addition of our new dorms." Buchanan continued. But please remember the rules: please include your name and social security number. Also, only two ads per person, I have become a bit of an expert on handwriting," she says. OP orttotf on Student College Bowl matches will be played October 6, November 3, and December 1-3 {Campus Tournament). Team registration forms are available in the Student Activities Office, Union 209. Winners of the Campus Tournament win an expense paid trip to compete in the Regional College Bowl Tournament. Call 553-2279 for more information. Library Aid Dimitra Manesis (1) presents a check for $100 to Hannelore Rader, director of the Library Learning Center, on behalf of the PreMed Club. The money was raised by the club to contribute to the Friends of the Library program Dave Roback, 19, begins his second semester as advertising manager for the Ranger. Roback, a sophomore planning a future career in engineering, is also a member of the soccer team. He enjoys working with the Ranger staff and is looking forward to another exciting year with them. Dave McEvoy, 21, is a senior geology major beginning College Bowl his third year as a Ranger photo editor. "I'm really interested in seeing if Robb Luehr can work his butt off this year," McEvoy says. "Personally, I hope he does; it'll make the office a lot less crowded." Jack Bornhuetter, 20, is a freshman communication major serving as Ranger photo editor this year. Last year's assistant photo editor, Bornhuetter is also active with the soccer team and works at the Kenosh News. "I hope to improve the quality of the photos this year," Bornhuetter says. Steve Picazo, 22, is a senior History major beginning his second semester as Ranger distribution manager. "I want to make quicker copy runs this year," he says. Knowledge tourney begins This fall, Parkside will sponsor its third Annual College Bowl tournament. College Bowl matches will be held the first Monday of each month beginning in September with a faculty tournament and ending in December with the campus tournament. October and November will feature preliminary matches to prepare student teams for the campus tournament. All matches will be held in Main Place. At 1 p.m. on Sept. 8, four teams made up of faculty and academic staff members will compete in a tournament designed to introduce students to College Bowl. The team captains are Peter Hoff, Teresa Peck, Kathy Klein and Bill Murin. Parkside student leaders will serve as College Bowl officials (moderator, judge, timekeeper, scorekeeper, announcer). Beginning on Sept. 8, applications will be available in Union 209 for students who wish to compete in the campus tournament. Teams will be selected to compete in the Oct. 6 and Nov. 3 preliminary matches on a first-come basis. All applications for the official campus tournament, which will be played Dec. 1-3, are due by Nov. 21 at 4:30 p.m. The winning College Bowl team, along with up to four "All-Star" players, will represent the university at the Regional College Bowl Tournament on Feb. 20-21 in Marquette, Michigan. Interested students should contact the Student Activities office, Union 209. Men's & Women's Bowling Club & Varsity Team Meeting Wed., Sept. lO, 1p.m. Rec Center NO MINIMUM BOWLING AVERAGE REQUIRED VARSITY TEAM PARTICIPATES IN: • BIG 6 CONFERENCE • ST. LOUIS MATCH GAME • MIDWEST INTERCOLLEGIATE • ASSOCIATION OF COLLEGE UNIONSINTERNATIONAL REGIONAL TOURNAMENTS • AREA INVITATIONAL TOURNAMENTS FOR MORE IMpiWATION[. CONTACT MIKE MENZHUBER IN THE REC CENTER, OR CALL 553-2408 i Volleyball RANGER Thursday, September 4, iy»tj 10 Team enthusiastic about newest additions Parkside volleyball coach Terry Paulson has announced the signing of eight new volleyball players for the coming season. They are: Patty Gunther, a 5 ft. 5 in. setter from Neenah (WI) High School; Keri Gruell, a 5 ft. 9 in. middle/outside hitter and Beth Wickland, a 5 ft. 8 in. outside hitter from Ozaukee (WI) H.S.; Nancy Hoch, a 5 ft. 9 in. outside hitter who transferred fromUW-Madison; Jill Lammers, a 6 ft. 0 in. middle hitAll-Sports ter from Oostburg (WI) H S • Mich, a 5 ft. 9 in. outside hitter and Lori Wisnifski, a 5 ft. 6 in. outside hitter from Salem (WI) Central H.S.; Nicole Pacione, a 5 ft. 5 in. setter from Wheeling (111.) H.S. This Saturday, Sept. 6, Parkside will host its annual Media/Alumni Night. At 6:30 p.m., Racine and Kenosha Media will square off against each other in a best two-outof-three game match. The current Rangers then take on Parkside excels On June 20, the NAIA released the results of their AllSports competition for the 1985-86 school year. Parkside's men's and women's teams both finished in the top 25 in their respective divisions. The women's teams, led by strong showings in softball and track^ and field, captured 16th place out of 142 schools which scored in the competition. The men's teams, paced by soccer and wrestling, finished 23rd out of 185 teams. Parkside also was one of only nine instutitions which placed both their men's and women's teams in the top 25. Other state schools did extremely well in the competitions. UW-Eau Claire's teams both finished in the top ten UW-LaCrosse, led by a national championship in football, placed second in the men's division. On the women's side, UWMilwaukee was fifth and UWOshkosh tied for 19th place. Adams State of Colorado took the men's title for the fourth time, while Wayland Baptist of Texas captured its first women's crown. MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN THE SQUARE 8'FOOT SCREEN • GRILL OPEN • BEER * SODA * WINE • POPCORN THE PARKSIDE UNION the Alumni at 7:30 p.m. On Tuesday, Sept. 9, the Rangers will be pitted against UW-Milwaukee in an important early-season match for both teams. The Panthers are a legitimate national power, having played in the National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA) national tournament for the last four years. Game time is 7:30 p.m. in the Physical Education building. WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! Distributed by May Beverages, Inc. 3120 64th St. -16 Thursday, September 4,1986 Dannehl Parkside athletics outlook discussed by director by Robb Luehr Sports Editor For Parkside sports, it's just business as usual, according to Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl. "We're pretty much the same as we were," said Dannehl. "We have no new coaches or sports, but we're excited about the dorms. That's about the only thing that's happened. "We're hoping we will get a little more spirit around this place and more excitement at the athletic events as well as other events now that we have some dorms." Dannehl said there will be promotions similar to last year's. "We're running a dynamite season pass deal for men's basketball," he said. "It's only five dollars, plus there will be the chance to win a couple thousand dollars tin prizes." The half-court shot will be back, along with raffle promotions during volleyball * wrestling, men's and women's basketball and soccer. As far as the teams themselves, Dannehl promises excitement. "Our volleyball team is really, really quite Wayne Dannehl good. They would have been in the national tournament the last couple of years, but to do that, they had to beat UW-Milwaukee, and they didn't." (Milwaukee has been to the NAIA national tournament four years in a row.) "I'm looking forward to an excellent cross-country season," he said. "The women were fifth in the nation last year and everybody's back. The men should be in the top ten. And soccer is right there. If they can beat Sangamon State, they should go to nationals." Academics have always been a big part of athletics at Parkside, and last year was no exception. Parkside athletes compiled a 2.6 grade point average for the year. Of those student-athletes, 30 percent had a B average or above, and only 10 percent became ineligible due to a low GPA or too few credits earned. "We have some absolutely outstanding students and some that aren't doing so well," Dannehl said. "It pretty well followed the normal curve. Overall, the kids have been doing a good job in school and we're hoping it will continue." In comparison to the NCAA, which just instituted a minimum 2.0 GPA for entering freshmen athletes, the NAIA has always had high academic standards, according to Dannehl. "A lot of people don't understand that. The NAIA has always had higher eligibility rules and transfer rules and they still do." Considering the size and relative obscurity of Parkside, how does the athletic department continue to bring in quality student athletes? Dannehl gives the credit to his coaching staff. "Our coaches do an excellent job of convincing kids to come here and that's the name of the game. In fact, over the years, we (the athletic department) are the only ones who have actually ever brought students in here from the outside. We've done that by simply convincing them that this is the place to be. So in a recruiting sense, we're the only people who have ever recruited anybody here, and in some ways, we've been criticized for that. "Well, now I think the campus is changing their perspective. They figure if this campus is ever going to be something more than a commuter campus, they have to have something more than people from Racine and Kenosha Counties." A big concern within the last year has been drug involvement by college athletes. The University of Wisconsin implemented a drug testing plan as part of a Big 10 plan. At the present time, there is no similar plan in the Wisconsin system, according to Dannehl. "I think the whole drug thing has been blown out of proportion. People who happen to be on an athletic team represent the culture as a whole and they're no different than anybody else. Some of them take drugs and some don't, and if we have a culture which is involved in drug use, the athletes live in that culture. They get a lot of attention like in the Bias case. "I have no way of judging, but I would guess that if you take the population of Parkside as a whole and all the people who use drugs, if there are athletes involved, the number who do will reflect the entire population. "That's why pro athletes resist mandatory testing. For example, playing soccer is just a game - it's not a situation where you need somebody to save a life. Maybe we should be doing mandatory tests on doctors, ambulance drivers, lawyers, faculty members, all those kinds of things. So it's difficult to justify singling out a bunch of kids when you're talking about society as a whole." Tennis Women set for season Classified ads nt by Sherri Liaiecld The third year head coach of the women's tennis team, Wendy Miller has a positive outlook for this season, which began on August 25. The team consists only of four girls so far. Senior Kim Kranich, junior Amy Tropin and freshmen Laurie Henry and Beth Spalla. Miller is pleased with the progress of the team. She sees much improvement in the returning players and feels that the incoming freshmen have a lot of potential. "The girls work hard and put in lots of time and energy, but the main thing is to have fun." A big concern facing the team this year is the lack of players. As far as recruiting, Miller knows there are players out there, "We just have to get a hold of them. The biggest thing is more bodies." So looking ahead means a lot of hard work and dedicaiton from team members. When asked what the competition looked like this year, Miller stated, "It's tough. There are no easy opponents; all the schools have good teams." The first meet is Saturday. Sept. 6 at 9 in the Carthage Quadrangular in Kenosha. Help Wanted COLLEGE REP wanted to distribute Student Hate subscription cards on campus. Good income, no selling involved. For Information and applicate £ % CAMPUS SERVICE. l^W. Glendale Ave., Phoenix AZ WANTED: STUDENTS interested in selling vacaUon tour packages for 1987 Spring Break Vacation" to Daytona Beach and Ft. Lauderdale, Florida, and South Padre Isle, Texas. Guaranteed good trips, good commission and terms. For information, call "The Bus Stop Tours" in Illinois. Call collect (312)860-2980. All other states 1-800- 222-4139, or write 436 N. 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Need to talk with an understanding person who's been where you are? If so, remember the Campus Ambassadors, Parkside's goodwill force. The CAs, now in their second year, are students who can answer the questions and address the concerns of students who are a bit apprehensive or frightened about entering college. Successful students themselves, they impart the survival knowledge they've accumulated through the years to help make college a less strenuous, more rewarding experience for the as-yet uninitiated. 9 Maintaining a higher profile is a priority of this year's Ambassadors. To that end, the twelve of them will be highly visible throughout Back to School Week, manning their Comm Arts concourse (adjacent to the Campus Store) and distributing information on Parkside's various clubs and organizations. So, if you have a problem and would like to talk to someone who knows where you're coming from, look for any of these Campus Ambassadors: Rich Borkowski, 23, is a senior sociology major seeking teacher certification. He's become a CA because he wants to "contribute something to other Parkside students and have an impact on the future ones^" Jenny Carr, 36, is a junior English major also pursuing a minor in women's studies. In addition to her work as a CA, Jenny is a PSGA senator, co-news editor of the Ranger and a tutor with the Academic Resource Center. "Being involved at Parkside has done a lot for my selfconfidence," she says. "And I feel other students could benefit from this type of involvement." Aldred Days, 20, is a junior criminal justice major who's also involved with BSO. "I'm interested in Parkside and in giving it a good reputation," he says. "I also want to help students make a smooth transition from high school to college." Bev Landreman, 55, is a sophomore political science and art major beginning her second year as a CA. "We only go around this academic life once," the president of Peer Support says, "so we should make the most of itlearn and enjoy." Kimberlie Kranich, 21, is a senior communication major and a first-year CA. "I'm a How to get involved at Parkside Campus Ambassador because I walked by the CA window last year and liked the feeling I got," she says. Kim is also active as president of the Parkside Association of Communicators, a Ranger conews editor and a member of the tennis team. Kathy Matranga, 23, is a senior psychology major seeking teacher certification. Also involved with chorale and chamber singers, Kathy "believes in Parkside's future and in welcoming and assisting new students." Chuck Metz, 21, is a junior communication major who is also a PSGA senator, a member of SUFAC and PSGA's treasurer. "I enjoyed being a CA last year," he said. "And I would like to see this year's CA's have even more fun." Carol Romano, 22, is a senior geography major seeking teacher certification. A member of cross-country and track, she's competed at the National Olympic Sports Festival. She likes being a CA because "I feel that the new, incoming students deserve a chance to get a view of the campus and campus life from a peer's point of view." Kay Rouse, 42, is a senior international studies major who is also involved with the honors program and the In- "Despite what students may have been led to believe by the faculty," says Bill Serpe, "there is more to Parkside than studying 60 hours a week." Serpe, chair of the Student Organizations Council (SOC), assumes the responsibility of stimulating extra-curricular involvement among students. ' 'The college experience can be so much more rewarding if students get involved outside the classroom," says Serpe. "Parkside has over forty clubs and organizations which offer all kinds of opportunities for students to grow socially as well as intellectually. "It's especially important," Serpe continued, "for new students to get involved. Starting college can be an overwhelming experience, and getting to know people who share your interests can help ease the burden of adjusting." SOC oversees the operation of the following academic-related and social clubs, most of which are open to all interested students: Accounting Club Alpha Psi Omega (Dramatic Arts) American Society for Personnel Administrators Anthropology Club Art Addicts Parkside Asian Student Organization Biological Sciences Club Black Student Organizaion Bowling Club Parkside Association of Communicators Computer Club Dance Ensemble Data Processing Management Association Doctor Who Speculative Fiction Society Parkside Society of Engineering Science Geology Club Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship Nordic Ski Club Parkside Activities Board Philosophical Society Peer Support Organization Physics Club Pi Sigma Epsilon Political Science Club Pre-Med Club Parkside Student Government Association Psychology Club Ranger Sailing/Sailboard/Ski Club Shooting Club Student Wisconsin Education Association Student Trainers Club Wargamers International Studies Club Campus Ambassadors Music Club Women's Studies Club Circle K (Kiwanis) Students interested in finding out more about any of these clubs can contact Serpe in the SOC office. Campus Ambassadors (front row, 1-r): Kathy Matranea Bev Landreman Jenny Carr Kay Rouse, Sandi Salals' Carol Romano; (back row, 1-r): Dan Vogt Rick iw' kowski, Blake Tope!, Chuck Metz, Kimberli! kranich Ah dred Days. (Not pictured: Julie Wunrow.) ternational Studies club. "I hope my enthusiasm for Parkside will be contagious," she says. Sandi Saladis, 22, is a senior music major seeking teacher certification. A member of chorale ensembles, she "has great feelings about Parkside" and wants "to share them with others to help build Parkside's image." In addition, Sandi has worked as a first grade Sunday school teacher for five years. Blake Topel, 19, is a sophomore math major seeking teacher certification. "I'm really excited to be a part of the Campus Ambassadors, and I'm looking forward to a great year." E>an Vogt. 19, is a sophomore political science major who s also involved with PSGA and the varsity track team. Elected to the fourth highest office in PSGA as a freshman, he wants to "make new students' first time at Parkside an easier experience." Julie Wunrow, 20, is a junior business administration major and a member of the women's track team. "I want to help incoming freshmen avoid the pitfalls of campus life." BACK TO SCHOOL WEEK Sept. 2-6 Tuesday, Sept. 2 "Ra<*to School" button distribution T-shirt sales begin ? °J New st "dent Revue begins stude^ Informational meeting for residential _ Wednesday, Sept. 3 2-4 om' F o r u m i n M a i n P l a c e Place Cut-Out plays on lawn outside Main in^a»hwa rk^ S,aXe ootebrlty bookstore cloth­ ing fashion show during band break vi A Thursday, Sept. 4 In PiS? ic and live music on the Pad f>U^'«^nim?'imu Peei :, SUP POrt °P €n h ° USe popcorn, glS open h ° Wn ^ 4nm* S " m p US s P i a s h o f f ^ P h y . E d . p o o l 8 om* <^ Cn er /f ame at home v< st Schoiastica. mission to new^Sf % Uni °" SqUa, ' e ' Free ad ' band*break^ Dan&Grfie id look-alike contest during r> Saturday, Sept. 6 dential students re& nai center °Pen - freG to resi " *00 <2 Gary L. Schneeberger Editor Jenny Carr Kimberlie Kranich News Editors Kay Murach Feature Editor Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor Robb Luehr Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Jack Bornhuettcr photo Editors Andy Buchanan Business Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager Dave Roback Advertising Manager Steve Picazo Distribution Manager STAFF Ralph Abagian, Leo Bose, Jason Caspers, Mary DeFazio, Ronda Ditter, Lisa Donais, Gretchen Gayhart, Peter Hansen, Hans Hauschild, Holly King, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Vahan Mahdasian, Suzanne Mantuano, Kelly McKissick, Scott Osimltz, Julie Pendleton, Andy Tschumper, Jennie Tunkieicz, Tyson Wilda are Volely %™po!£ible^or^itetdit s . tu ? ent>i at UW-Parkside and they published every Thursday 'durina lhl P °"S y a "'' contcnt - R ° n9 er * breaks and holidays. '"ring the academic year except during All cor res pond c nee ., versity of Wisconsin-Parks^e Bni ^tL^ Parkaid e Ranger, Uniphone (m) 55,1-2295 or (iU Tsksooa-, 000 ' K™osha IV/ 531!, t- TeleAdvertising rates are X/! , . deadline is Tuesday at 9 a m for %l eSS in bulk - Advertising Letters to the editor will he Thursday, on standard size paper. Letter« '/ typewritten, double-spaced be signed, with a telephone numbe^it a* I 03? } hnn 350 words nnd must Names will be withheld »/,.«„ . J uded f°r verification purposes. for letters is Tuesday at in „ ™q l lest Deadline * \ Thursday. Ranger reserves iC HghUned^ ters and refuse letters - 9 , to cdlt lc tfamatory content. laming false and deTime7" * Pri "' ed *» Kiel no Journal Member of the associOTeo coneciaTe rRessi 0* Welcome back...to school! From the 1986-87 Ranger staff. Find out Friday! RANGER Tuesday, September 2, 1986 3 Welcome . . . An open letter to students Dear new Parkside students: We are excited about the upcoming school year. You should also be excited, because you're on the ground floor of something special. It is the beginning of a new era for the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. We have three new additions to our school that you should know about. Most of you already know that the Residence Halls are new. They will bring a new environment to our campus. For the first time we will have students who actually live on campus. We also have a new Chancellor, Sheila Kaplan, who comes to us this year from New York via Minnesota. She's new, with new ideas and goals to lead Parkside into this next era and into the 20th Century. Gary Grace is also new. He is our new Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs. He has a wealth of knowledge in student services and brings years of experience in student housing to help ours move along. We want to let you know that besides your classroom work, your college experience should also include other activities — activities of your choosing. Some people look for purely social and recreational activities. Others look for more extensive work in the areas of their studies. There are also those who find activities which are both. Here at Parkside we have many organizations for you to choose from. We encourage you to look around, ask questions and get involved. We Parkside Board of Student Governors (I-r): Adrian Serrano, Bev Landreman, Bill Serpe, Marie Aiello, Gary Schneeberger. represent the five major organizations on campus and would like to tell you what our organizations do. Parkside Activities Board (PAB), plans most all the activities that go on around campus; such as dances, concerts, movies, trips, entertainers, etc. Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA), is the voice of the students to the faculty and administrators in campus governance matters, and the safeguards of student rights. Peer Support Organization (PSO), is the organization for non-traditional age students, to help make their entry into college as comfortable as possible. Ranger, is the student newspaper on our campus. It is run by students and comes out weekly. Any student can write for the newspaper. Student Organization Council (SOC), is the body of all the club presidents. They represent over 40 student clubs on campus, ranging from social to academic. Please seek any of us out if you have questions about our organizations. We will be than happy to help. Sincerely, Adrian Serrano, PSGA President Marie Aiello; PAB President Bev Landreman, PSO President Gary Schneeberger, Ranger Editor Bill Serpe, SOC Chairperson i i Animal House" Come and make a splash by Ronda Ditter Back to School Week will conclude with a big "splash" on Friday at 1 p.m. with a special Splash Contest at the pool in the Physical Education building. All students attending Parkside are eligible to participate. Participants will be judged in seven categories: costume, originality, height of splash, effort, poise, audience participation and sportsmanship. Judges and moderators will be present, with The "Double-F Twins," Gary Schneeberger and Bill Serpe, serving as event announcers. Prizes will include a $25 gift certificate redeemable at the book store. Seven $10 c ertificates will be given as second place prizes. In addition, all entrants will receive a token for a free soft drink at the Union and will be eligible for a drawing, offering valuable prizes, including another $25 gift certificate. All prizes will be awarded during half-time of the Parkside-St. Scholastica soccer game at 4 p.m. Participants must be present to win. Open swimming will be offered after the contest until 4 p.m. Two bands set to perform by Suzanne Mantuano To add to the festivities of Back to School Week, two bands have been hired to entertain the masses of new and returning students who will be attending the events. On Wednesday, the newly-formed Kenoshabased band Cutout will be performing outside Main Place in the grassy area from 2 to 4 p.m. "I heard about the band because their leader is a Parkside graduate. They play mostly dance rock and new wave music," said Adrian Serrano, president of the Parkside Student Government Association. In order to get new students to attend the functions of Back to School Week, the Live Entertainment Committee chose Wally Cleaver as its entertainment. "Our committee chose them because they are very popular around here. This way it will bring in more freshmen if it's a band they know," said Marie Aiello, president of the Parkside Student Government Association. At 8:30 Friday the doors to the Union Square will open. A half hour later Wally Cleaver will begin the first of their fifty minute sets. "The event Is to get more people out and to have fun the first week of school," Serrano said. "Sort of like a kick-off fun event." Cult favorite shown on Pad by Jim Neibaur Entertainment Editor In commemoration of our return to academia, the Parkside Activities Board (hereafter known as PAB), will be presenting the 1978 campus comedy "National Lampoon's Animal House." While certainly not among the most important cinematic achievements in the genre of comedy, "Animal House" is still a very apropro presentation for "Back to School Week." The film celebrates the lighter side of the college experience with doses of slapstick, anarchy, sex, and stereotypical attitudes. Director John Landis* purpose in creating this movie was apparently as a non-cerebral entertainment than an attempt at any serious competition with the work of Charlie Chaplin or Jacques Tati. What is genuinely important about "Animal House" is that it not only spawned a handful of future screen stars (most notably the late John Belushi), but altered the course of comedy in motion pictures. Since its release, we have seen a seemingly endless supply of brash upstarts in major comedy roles whose humor is about as subtle as The Three Stooges and whose attitudes exemplify the results of the seventies "Me Decade." In this sense, "Animal House" can be considered somewhat of a milestone. A more positive note about this film is that it is definitely far more entertaining than the abyssmal efforts — fro m "Stripes" to "Bachelor Party" - that have ridden on the coattails of its success. The film will be shown for free admission on the Union Pad at dusk. Bring your own lawn chairs. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, September 2, 1986 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Asbestos, waste update Page 3 Three leave Parkside Pages 10 and 11 Softball team readies for Nationals Page 18 Thursday, May 1, 1986 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Volume 14, No. 30 Residence director dies The recently named residence director for Parkside's new housing project died this weekend in a seven car accident near Oklahoma City, OK. Craig A. Hall, and his wife Jill, were killed when a semitruck veered across the highway median strip and hit seven cars, according to Jenny Price, Director of Student Life. There were four fatalities and six people injured in the accident. Hall, who was chosen for the position last month, was to begin work at Parkside next week. Price said . Hall had already done some preparatory work for the campus. Hall was serving as coordinator for the Walker/Cross Center at the University of Oklahoma in Norman. He was working on his dissertation for a Doctoral Progam in Higher Education Admiminstration at Iowa State University, received his master's degree in College Student Personnel Administration from Western Illinois University and earned a B.A. in Health Care Administration from Ottawa University. "We are saddened by his death," said Price. "Some of us had gotten to know him in a short period of time and we had great faith that we had an excellent candidate who would make a great first director for the on-campus housing." Price said she is uncertain what will happen to fill the position. She speculated that another candidate from the pool of applicants will be selected to fill the vacancy. Graduation Proxmire speaks at ceremony U.S. Senator William Proxmire (D-Wis.), long known as a maverick in federal government for his forthright and occasionally iconoclastic style, will be the principal speaker at the University of Wisconsin Parkside commencement ceremony at 2 p.m. on Sunday, May 11, in the Physical Education Center. About 500 members of the 1985-86 graduating class are eligible to participate in the ceremony, which is free and open to the public. The ceremony will include preseentation of the Chancellor's Award for the outstanding graduate of this year's class as well as awards for outstanding achievement to graduates in eight principal divisions of study. In addition, Distinguished Teaching Awards will be presented to UW-P faculty, a Distinguished Service Award will be given to a member of the university's academic staff, and a Distinguished Alumnus Award will be presented. There also will be remarks by Alfred S. DeSimone, president of the Parkside Foundation, E. John Graham, president of the Parkside Alumni Association and Edith Finlayson, a UW System regent. Bachelor and master degrees will be conferred by Acting Chancellor Mary Elizabeth Shu tier, Acting Vice Chancellor Ben Greenebaum and Finlayson. Proxmire has represented Wisconsin in the U.S. Senate since August, 1957, when he was elected in a special election, and has been re-elected since 1958. His current committee assignments include the Banking, Housing and Urban Affairs, Appropriations and Joint Economics committees. Proxmire is widely known for his "Golden Fleece of the Month" awards, issued by him to point out what he considers waste of federal dollars. Senate Minority Leader Robert Byrd, in a recent Senate speech, praised Proxmire as "an institution within an institution", noting that Proxmire has not missed a roll call vote in 20 years, voting 9,178 consecutive times. Byrd also lauded Proxmire for giving more that 3,000 Senate speeches urging the passage of an International treaty against genocide, which the Senate finally ratified earlier this year. A native of Lake Forest, ILL., Proxmire received his BA degree from Yale University and master of business administration and master of public administration degrees from Harvard University. He is a former newspaperman and a veteran of World War 11. Marshals for the commencement ceremony will be Prof. James Shea, chief marshal; Prof. Rhoda-Gale Pollack, faculty marshal; Prof. Anne Gurnack, graduate marshal; Prof. Carol-Lee Safiotti, bachelor of arts degree marshal; and Profs. S.P Datta and Timothy Fossum, bachelor of science degree marshals. Following the ceremony a reception hosted by the UWParkside Alumni Association honoring the graduates and their guests will be held Main Place of the Wylle Library- Learning Center. Schneeberger named editor irujan women Rehearsing a scene from Parkside's spring main stage production, "Trojan Women," are (left) Mary Woods, Racine, and Missy Weaver, Kenosha, both of whom are dramatic arts majors. The play will open next week. See related story on page 7. Gary L. Schneeberger has been named the new editorin- chief of the Ranger for 1986-87. Schneeberger, 21, who ran unopposed for the position, served as assistant feature editor for the Ranger this year and also has worked as a writing assistant in the Academic Resource Center in the library. In addition to his Ranger experience, Schneeberger has been a contributing editor to Happenings Magazine for three years and was an editor for the Tempest at Tremper High School, Kenosha, in 1982. He has completed his English degree and will work toward his Secondary Education Certification next year. Schneeberger said he has many plans for the newspaper. "I hope to streamline the staff so we can cover events more comprehensively and create a clearer between news and stories. "Ultimately, I want to increase the staff by recruiting more writers. We are going to experience a great deal of turnover after next year, and we need new people with new ideas to take over after we've gone," he said. Schneeberger replaces Jennie Tunkieicz, 21, who has served as Ranger editor-inchief for the past two years. "The Ranger just keeps getting better every year due to the dedicated involvement of the staff. This year the Ranger was rated 'First Class' by the Associated Collegiate Press, and I am confident that Gary can lead the newspaper to 'All American' status next year," said Tunkieicz. Gary Schneeberger 2 Thursday, May 1, 1986 RANGER Letter to the Editor Students for Couvion To the Editor: Recently, Arthur "Buddy" Couvion's contract with the University was not renewed. Buddy has been the Coordinator of Student Activities. I feel he is an asset to the student organizations and campus community. If his contract is not renewed, student organizations and campus community will be losing one of the best people that has ever walked into this University. If you feel the same way about Mr. Couvion, and want the administration to review their decision on his contract, please sign a petition stating that fact. Petitions are located in the Parkside Activities Board Office, Union D114B (behind the Information Desk), the Ranger Office, next to the Coffee Shoppe, the PSGA office, in the Coffee Shoppe area, or the Peer suport Office. If you can't find a petition, then write a letter to Jenny Price, Director of Student Life, University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box 2000, Union 209, Kenosha, WI 53141. Concerned student for students rights and good staffing. Dan Galbraith Letter to the Editor Fire at the smokers To the Editor: Back in "sixty-five" I was employed at an auto center, and one of my tasks was to scrap and clean brake drums. At that time there was no concern for the true dangers of asbestos, so no protection was provided in any form, even masks. With my medical history of x-rays and radiation exposure in order to help in the prevention of rejection of the kidney I received, I have probably been personally exposed to more radiation than the exposure submitted to by all the people on campus since the founding of Parkside. This might explain why I had a good chuckle with the Environmental Concerns Committee article in last week's Ranger. Not that I am not concerned about hazardous materials and their proper handling. It's just that there is something much more hazardous to one's health on campus, than to what was raised in the Ranger last week. In fact I think the Ranger ran an article about this cancer causing and radioactive substance about one month ago. I fear this substance more than any other hazardous material I have come in contact with in my lifetime .since I have lost more friends and loved ones to the product of this substance than any other. Of course the substance I am talking about is tobacco smoke. OK, I hear all of you smokers out there saying, "Oh boy, not another article on stopping smoking*%#@! We smokers have rights too, you know." That stipulated fact can be argued, but I am not going to do that here. I'd rather defend the non-smokers right to life, and the best way I know how is to hit smokers over the head with a two-by-four by using the order of words from our forefathers who founded this country. Those words are, "Life, liberty, and thepursuit of happiness," and not the same ideals in reverse order. Let us non-smokers have our first basic right please, so we can pursue all our other rights. The Environmental Concerns Committee is so concerned about asbestos removal signs and radioactive material confinement on campus when there is a greater danger to the students and staff on campus, for which there are no signs or inforcement of this substance to a confined area as to state law. I must say,"I don't know 'Cough, cough,' but I don't think the Environmental concerns Committee is afraid to take on the murderous tobacco industry, or the crazy people who want to commit a slow, "hara kiri."" Franklin Kuczenski Letter to the Editor Mother rejects impending war To the Editor: An Open Letter to my Sons, You are, the three of you, along with your sister, the validation of my past, and my hope for the future. As each of you were born, I rejoiced in the priviledge of nurturing and caring for you. My joys were your first steps, words, and days at school and play. Your friends were welcome at home, and my great delight was watching your successes and trying to make your disappointments less heavy. I have tried to allow you room to grow, knowing that this means, as a natural course, away from me. Historically women, wives, mothers, sisters and sweethearts have watched their men go off to war, waving flags, and cheering them onward. From time immemorial this has been our "role in life". I totally reject this role. I feel that it will be disastrous, not only for me, but for all I hold dear. I grew up a Catholic, voted Republican for much of my life, and believed in the good things that this country stands for. I feel no less a patriot as I write these lines. But was is evil. There is no such thing as, "God is on our side". The God that I have come to know and love, loves each and every one of us, no matter the country, and only asks that we try to love one another. This does not mean that I am sympathetic to the Libyan radical dictator, only that the people of Libya are a different matter. I believe that we all share this earth, and man's inhumanity to man has been perpetuated by those who would corrupt our values, and once again, pervert our goals, all the while watching the stock market rise ever higher, becoming rich and sleek on the bodies of our finest young men. No matter the false reasons, the bottom line is the enrichment of the vultures, by the deaths of our finest young men, raping our land, not only of mineral, but natural resources. John, you have told me that if we go to war, you will enlist. Jeff, you are in the Marine Reserve, and you may be re-activated. Know that I do not wish to influence either of you, and if need be, send you off with all my love, and God's blessings. We must all follow our conscience. And last, but never least, Joe. When I see you graduate from your basic training at Fort Sill, in June, I know that I will be proud. You have all made me that. You must do in your heart what you feel is the right thing. I know that God will bless you, as he has me, in having all of you. It is love that I send you each this letter. I must oppose this war that looms over us with its black cloud. I am not an especially brave person, but I do know that I must fight it, as, "All that is necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to be silent". I intend to establish an organization, to be called, "War is Not Sane", or WINS. I ask you to forgive me if I cause you any pain or embarrassment, but I must do this. Take care and God bless. Much love, MOM *00 * Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Kari Dixon News Editor Kim Kranich Asst. News Editor Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Gary Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor Rich Blay... Sports Editor Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor Jack Bornhuetter Asst. Photo Editor Dave Roback Advertising Manager Andy Buchanan Business Manager Brenda Buchanan Asst. Business Manager Steve Picazo Distribution Manager STAFF Kim Barskaitiki, Leo Bose, Jenny Carr, Scott Curty, William Dezoma, Mike Farrell, Gretchen Gayhart, Tammy Hannah, Kristy Harrington, Hans Hauschild, Carol Kortendick, Rick Luehr, Kimberly Mir Heidari, Eric. Nowicki, Michelle Petersen, Mike Rohl. Scott Scheuber, Bill Serpe, Debbie Siegel, Nick Toper. Ranger is written and edited by students at UW-Parkside and they arc solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Ranger is published every Thursday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Box No. 2000, Kenosha WI 5311,1. T elephone (1,1!,) 553-2295 or (1,11,) 553-2287. Advertising rates are $1, per column inch or less in bulk. Advertising deadline is Tuesday at 9 a.m. for publication Thursday. Letters to the editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard sice paper. Letters should be less than 350 words and must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld upon request. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse letters containing false and defamatory content. Ranger is printed by the Racine Journal Times. Member of the associaieo coneciaTe pRessi a3 $ 3 9* RANGER Thursday, May 1, 1986 3 News Briefs Bill outlaws body passing Body passing will be illegal at Wisconsin Badger games this fall. Two weeks ago Governor Earl signed into law a bill outlawing the "dangerous activity" among students who attend the football games at Camp Randall, the Milwaukee Journal reported. The bill provides a non-criminal fine of up to $50. 911 line experiences problems The operators on the 911 emergency lines have learned that calls with no voice on the other end are often the result of cordless phones. According to Time Magazine, the police departments using the 911 numbers have discovered that the dialing system in cordless phone is triggered by low batteries or interference from household gadgets such as microwave ovens, hair dryers and garage-door openers. Three digit numbers are the most frequently hit, and for the emergency lines the phenomenon is more of a nuisance because silent calls have to be traced, in case a human needs help. Disease limits immigration Immigrants who have Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome can now be denied access to this country if that information is known. The Immigration and Naturalization Service lists seven diseases that are grounds for refusing immigrants, Time Magazine reported, and included on the list are active tuberculosis, leprosy, syphilis and four other venereal diseases and AIDS, which has reportedly killed 10,408 Americans. The proposal would prevent individuals diagnosed as having AIDS from entering the country, the article said, but it will not require that immigrants take the antibody blood test which in itself does not prove an individual has the disease. Madison wins College Bowl The UW Madison College Bowl team won the national championship Saturday. The Madison team defeated the team from Princeton University at the intellectual trivia game in Atlanta Georgia, UPI reported. The team from Wisconsin made it to the finals after winning the regional competition in Beloit in February and another regional competition in Kansas in March. 1985-86 Ranger Staff- Thanks for a '4First Class" year. Love, Jennie X-Ed Asbestos Health hazard denied Jennie Tunkieicz Editor "There has been no air or environment contamination caused by the asbestos removal," said Mike Widen, State construction superintendent in charge of the Greenquist Hall ventilation project. Concerns about removal of asbestos from pipes in Greenquist Hall were brought to the Environmental Concerns Committee two weeks ago. Carol Lee Saffioti, associate professor of English, raised questions to ECC about whether the asbestos removal complied with guidelines established by the Environmental Protection Agency and the Occupational Safety and Health Administration. Her concerns included the failure to inform the Parkside community about the asbestos removal by posting signs and the failure to keep the community informed of the levels of the substance in the air. Widen said there is no air contamination involved in the method of asbestos removal which is being used. The contractor hired to do the asbestos removal is using the glove and bag method which, according to Widen, keeps the substance totally encapsulated and prevents any from entering the air. Widen said he monitored the removal himself and is certain no asbestos particles entered the air. After the asbestos is bagged, Widen said it is taken to an approved asbestos landfill site in Wisconsin where it is buried. "There is really nothing to be concerned about because there is no exposure level. Everything is being enclosed and removed form the campus, "said Widen. Widen claims that notices of asbestos removal were posted at all the entryways to Greenquist Hall by the contractor. When asked why there currently are no signs posted. Widen said, "Students are known to remove signs for their rooms. I never noticed if they were missing or not." He added that sign posting is the responsibility of the contractor removing the asbestos. Acting Chancellor Betty Shutler said the administration is currently trying to obtain all the information available which deals with the asbestos removal in Greenquist Hall for the ECC to examine. The ECC also discussed the possible mishandling of hazardous waste materials inside and outside the campus. ECC chairman Doug DeVinny, associate art professor, said that some important questions were raised at the meeting, and the committee is currently trying to obtain answers to those questions. Some of the questions raised at the ECC meeting were: What are the levels of radioactivity on campus, who monitors the levels and how are the radioactive materials disposed of? DeVinny said the committee hopes to work in conjunction with the Science Department to find a contractor to remove radioactive waste materials generated from lab work on campus. In addition, DeVinny said the committee may consider requesting that an advisory committee be established to advise Ron Brinkman, Hazardous Waste Coordinator, on the regulations of waste removal. Eugene Goodman, professor of life science, who is one of four faculty members currently using radioactive materials in lab work, said in an interview on Tuesday, the amounts of radioactive materials used in any given experiment are "really small, trivial amounts. Technically and legally, we could put the waste down the sink but we don't want to contaminate the environment. This leaves us no alternative but to store the waste. It's a Catch 22 situation." DeVinny said he has not received any further information on containers sighted by Saffioti near Outer Loop Road. Saffioti reported to ECC she had seen containers at that spot up to six months ago, but when she recently looked for them, all that remained were stainless steel banding materials. After some investigation Saffioti found that the type of banding material she saw at that spot is used for containers of hazardous waste. ECC was scheduled to meet and discuss these issues yesterday, which was past Ranger's deadline. Radiation efforts investigated by Kimberlie Kranich Asst. News Editor With questions raised by the Environmental Concerns Committee about the handling of radioactive waste inside the campus, another question arisese: What about the safety of the students who work with radioactive materials? According to Morris Firebaugh, assistant physics professor and chair of the Radioactive Safety Committee (RSC), the amount of radioactive material physics students work with is so small that there isn't any danger involved. "We go through more of a cautionary procedure than is necessary," said Firebaugh. Every physics student who experiments with radioactive materials wears rubber gloves, a white apron, and uses a geiger counter. "Radiation is one of the safest kinds of poisons because it announces it's presence," said Firebaugh. For the first time since the opening of the campus, a few drums filled with low level radiactive waste have accumulated. The material in such drums is mainly nonradioactive and consists of paper towels that have been used during experiements, according to Firebaugh. "It's a matter of laziness," he said, "what we should do is go near an incinerator and test each paper towel with a geiger counter and burn the nonactive ones." But since no one can spare the time and the drums have become a nuisance a contractor from Chicago has been hired to remove the drums by this summer, said Firebaugh. What would a student do if he/she touched some radioactive material? According to Sandy Leicht, registered nurse at the Student Health Services, it would depend on whether or not a bum had occured. If there was no burn, Leicht said the procedure, based on a book of health directives, would be to wash the contact area thoroughly with water. Security would be called and the student would be referred to Southeastern Family Practice where a physician would examine her/him. If a bum was evident, said Leicht, the area would be washed with a saline solution wrapped with gauze, and both security and ambulance would be called. In both cases, accident reports would be filled out for the student's protection. As far as Leicht is aware and since December, when she first started working at the center, no such incidents have occured. If you're still concerned about the levels and use of radiation on campus, Firebauch has a conscience-easing proposition. "We feel obligated," said Firebauch, "to those who are concerned to show them how to use a geiger counter so they can check the levels themselves." RANGER Art in the woods offered An opportunity to artistically explore the beauty of northern Wisconsin first hand will be offered by Parkside during a week-long visit to the Pigeon Lake field Station as part of a two-credit art course for the summer session. The course, "The Northern Landscape in Pigment and Pencil," will be taught by Parkside art professor David Holmes and will be part of a UW System Art Week, from June 29 to July 5, at the Station, and instructional research facility in Bayfield County 30 miles from Lake Superior. The facility occupies 50 acres of forest land, with over a quarter-mile of shoreline, and is operated by UW-River Falls. For complete information on the course call Holmes at 553-2113 or the Fine Arts Division at 553-2581. The course cost $173.50, which includes tuition, activity fee, food and housing. "The experience will offer SAFE surveys taken The PSGA Student Service Committee is again compiling the SAFE Surveys Student Acquired Faculty Evaluations as a service to assist students in objective instructor/course selection for Fall registration. "Students will benefit from feedback that is not made available through departmental evaluations," said Mary Edwards, Chair of Student Services. This semester the committee is doing something different by handing the SAFE evaluation forms out with teacher evaluations instead of in the halls. They hope to receive 4000 completed forms. The forms ask students to evaluate the performance of an instructor and then grade them. "If you don't receive the SAFE questionnaire, it's probably because the repective division Chair has refused to cooperate, "said Edwards. Edwards said there are two divisions which have absolutely refused to distribute the surveys and a third has agreed only the committee makes appointments with about fifty teachers, then hand them out themselves. Edwards said students will see the SAFE results by the Fall semester. Sign up for Army ROTC Basic Camp. You'll get six weeks of challenges that can build up your leadership skills as well as your body. You'll also get almost #700. But hurry.This summer may be your last chance to graduate from college with a degree and an officer's commission. Be all you can be. See your Professor of Military Science for details. FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT CAPTAIN ED RECKE (COLLECT) AT 414-224-7195 the plunge % \ this summer. students a unique opportunity to investigate nature's prodigious vocabulary," Holmes said. "Artist from around the state are joining together to create a community of visual thinkers in this idyllic setting. "While making art our top priority, there will be ample opportunities for swimming, canoeing, sailing, boating, and other summer sports," Holmes said. Evenings will offer movies, outdoor and indoor games, and additional art discussion, he said. The Station is nestled in the huge Chequamegon National Forest that features striking landscape, including virgin stands of white pine, hemlock and northern hardwood. Lakes, ponds, streams and bogs present an abundant diversity of f lora and fauna. Letter to the Editor Thanks to Galbraith Award winner Dan Galbraith was hard at work last week setting up and introducing the speakers at the new speakers corner event on campus. Having attended all three speakers corners, I have to admit that I learned quite a bit. Two professors, and one student gave presentations to a mere handful of interested listeners. Dave Holmes presented a fine talk and slide show on the naive artisans of Wisconsin which really inspired one to go out and not be afraid to make a statement in an artistic way. Dwayne Olsen gave an eye opening talk on the educational division student population out here at Parkside which consisted of a set of tables, and his interpertation of same. I tell you I'll look at educational students in a different light from now on. The last speech was a three in one concerning Racine/Kenosha as sister cities, why Kenosha seems to have a negative attitude about itself, and then a theory on smoking and fires dominant draw to it. I tell you I learned the value of a professorship since Dan and I were the only ones left at the end of my speech. Again I cannot thank Dan enough for his comments on my speech, and his willingness to listen to is until the end. Keep up the good work Dan. I know the speakers corner will be better attended in it's second year. Franklin Kuczenski Employment ads often misleading by Franny Van Nevel Wisconsin Justice Department Office of Consumer Protection Along with the warmer weather and final exams comes the wave of student summer employment ads appearing in campus area newspapers. These ads promise travel and, more importantly, great pay — which, with increasing tuition and living expenses, is very appealing to students. According to complaints on file, the truth about many of these jobs is that students end up working long hours selling books, magazines and most recently, chemical cleaners, for little and sometimes no pay. The travel may consist of a one-way ticket or a car caravan to a city of the company's choosing, and the pay may be based purely on commission. To persuade students to sign with their company, recruiters may use high-pressure sales tactics that promise free room and board, travel, sales training and large earnings if they sign right away. If they do sign, they are on the road within hours, sometimes without knowing what the job is or where they are going to work. The company tells them that they can contact their parents later — once they're on the job. Most commonly, employees are part of travelling sales ED GARVEY A new Senator forWisconsin GARVEY U.S. SENATE • Bom in Burlington, attended school there. •He and his wife, Betty,are UW-Madison graduates. Ed also earned a law degree from Wisconsin. •Two years in U.S. Army, lieutenant. •Private law practice. •Executive Director, National Football League Players Assn. •Wisconsin Deputy Attorney General. GET INVOLVED - NOW Call: Adrian Serrano Ph 553-2244 crews. These crews go from city to city and are dropped off in the morning with their assignments and then picked up at night. How much they earn and how many hours they have to work depends on how much they are able to sell. Hotel rooms are sometimes shared by six or more crew members. In other instances, the employee is given a one-way ticket to a particular city. The employee works alone and is responsible for the expense of making all living arrangements. Sometimes employees are instructed to say something in order to make a sale. For example, they may tell a potential customer that if they sell a certain nuber of books, they will win a scholarship. Under state law, if any part of the sales pitch is false, it is illegal and the salesperson may be held responsible. Shoddy sales practices certainly aren't characteristic of most direct sales operations. But before taking any job, first check out the company with the better business bureau, state and local consumer agencies or any former or current employees. Make sure you get a contract that includes your exact salary, the expenses you are expected to pay, a detailed description of the job and all responsibilities and any ver- • bal promises. If you are travelling, find out where you'll be going, for how long and what method of transportation you'll be using. Take enough money with you to get back home if the job doesn't work out. For more information, or to file a related complaint, contact Consumer Justice, the Attorney General's Office, P.O. Box 7856, Madison, WI 53707, (608) 266-1852. Those outside Madison can call tollfree 1-800-362-8189. RANGER f Thursday, May 1, 1986 5 Speaker discloses job strategy by Kari Dixon News Editor "Women have to make up their own agendas," said Marilyn Moats Kennedy, featured speaker during Accent on Women on April 19. "The most important thing women can do for their life and career is not explain decisions to anyone." Kennedy is the author of five books and currently is the jobs and careers editor for Glamour Magazine. Her talk offered advice to the modern career woman. "The workplace value is changing," she said. "Instead of people looking around for the hottest profession, people should look around and see what they want to do." Kennedy said in the 60's, when she was in school (she holds a masters degree in journalism from Northwestern) people were told to go to school and be teachers. This, she claims, resulted in too many teachers and not enough jobs. "Lots of people got out of school and found there were no jobs," she continued. "In the 70's the fad was computers. Are they ever in a slump right now." People who choose what is hot in the marketplace for their careers have "nothing to look forward to except misery," she continued. "I had a woman friend who Marilyn Moats Kennedy had a degree in biochemistry from Harvard, and she was killing rats when She decided she didn't want to do that anymore," Kennedy said. "She decided she really wanted to be a chef, so she started doing part-time catering. Eventually she opened one of the best French restaurants in the Chicago area, and she earned $125,000 last year." The woman's mother however, still cannot believe her daughter is a "cook". "She tells her 'chef', mother, 'chef'," Kennedy said. "If this woman had followed her mother's plan, she would be slogging through a PhD program right now." The goal of career planning is to develop the ability to move in and out of the marketplace at will, according to Kennedy. Women must build and maintain contacts, even if they exit the workplace for a period of time, she said. "The hand that rocks the cradle also has to be the hand that turns the trade journal," she said. The workplace is still not free from sexism, Kennedy believes, and while the entry level positions are more readily available to women, the upper level corporate positions are not. "The ceiling comes in the middle management," she said. "Many women are starting their own businesses because they were blocked in the company." Kennedy also cautioned women not to be paid less than they are worth. "And if you're comfortable with a house that is less than perfectly clean, don't worry about what others think." The title of Kennedy's speech was "Do We Want What They Think We Want," but "We don't want what they think we want," she said. "Don't discard the possibility of starting your own business. You have to resist pressure at every step in your career. You have to say 'I want to do what I'm doing.'" PSGA The Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) invites the public to attend a volleyball rematch between Pi Sigma Epsilon (PSE) and PSGA on Saturday, May 10 after the Volleyoop tournament. PSE luckily defeated PSGA by one point during Winter Carnival. The match should be wild and exciting. The first team to win three games up to 21 points will be declared the "Champions of the Free World." PSGA invites all to come and see the biggest slaughter since the Spanish Inquisition. Macintosh Club A meeting about the formation of a Macintosh users club for the Racine-Kenosha areas will be held on Sunday, May 4 in the staff lounge on the D-l level of the Library Learning Center. The Macintosh users club can answer your questions, find solutions to your software problems, share information, learn about new hardware, keep you abreast of the latest upgrades, provide you with access to an electronic bulletin board with free software. Club Events BSO The Black Student Organization (BSO) would like to congratulate its newly elected 1986-1987 executive officers: President: John Weatherall, Vice-president: Dale Shelton, Treasurer: Johnna Trotter, Secretary: Marilyn Davis, Act. Coord: Byron Adkisson, Asst. Act. Coord.: Henry Bester, Dir. Freshmore Program: Clarice Robeson, and Community Outreach Chair: Sherry Garrett. Officers will be sworn in Thursday, May 1 in Moln. D-lll at 5 p.m. WANTED: UNITED COUNCIL WOMEN'SAFFAIRS DELEGATE APPLYTOSUE BRUDVIG PSGA WLLC D139A BY MAY 9 A wards given at student events It was a night for double winners at the seventh annual Student Awards Banquet, held on Friday April 25. Ernestine Weisinger and Dan Galbraith received the campus-wide Distingushed Student Award. Weisinger is a former officer of the Black Student Organization, served on the the Chancellor's Minority Affairs Committee, helped initiate the All Campus Events Committee, served as a PSGA Senator and SUFAC member, and is a residence assistant at the YMCA. Galbraith has been a member of PAB for several years, has chaired its Performing Arts and Lectures Committee, and has served as President of the Parkside Dance Ensemble. He has also been very active in SOC, chairing both the Budget and Review Committee and the Toys for Kids program. Weisinger and Galbraith both helped form the Rangerettes, a dance group which performed at Ranger Basketball games this year. The President's Award also went to two winners, Mike Dry and Andy Buchanan. Dry served as vice president of PAB for the past two years and has served on the Tech Crew for the organization. He chaired the Homecoming Committee last year, and has been an active member on that committee, as well as the Winter Carnival Committee. In addition, Dry also serves on the Video Advisory Committee for the Union. Buchanan has served as business manager for the Ranger for the past four years. He was a PSGA Senator for two years, was a member of SUFAC, which he currently chairs, and serves on both the Teaching Excellence Awards Committee and the Athletic Board. In addition, he was a sweeper back on the soccer team for four years, and also served as cocaptain of the team this year. Professor Anna Williams, life science, was honored as Advisor of the Year for her involvement with the Pre- Med Club. Distinguished Service Awards were given to outstanding members of organizations, as voted on by each individual organizations membership. Recipients were: Rose Mutchler and Tom Shuler for Peer Support; Bill Serpe and Sherri Funk for SOC; Jennie Tunkieicz and Gary Schneeberger for Ranger; Keith Harmann and Mike Dry for PAB; and Pat Ramsdell and Sue Brudvig for PSGA. The Phil Pogreba Memorial Award, formerly the Chancellor's Award, was given to Bev Landreman and Rose Mutchler for planning the Peer Support State-Wide Conference at Parkside this spring. Buddy Couvion, Coordinator of Student Activities, said of the Banquet, "Everyone had a good time. It was nice to see students who deserved awards receive such honors, although everyone who is involved in a campus activity deserves an award." Join next year's Ranger staff NOW! See Gary, WLLC D-l 39A. r20% DISCOUNT-! Clip & Save This Ad To all Parkside students and faculty members only, on all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I.D. required. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler Mission Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. 50) . 4017-75th St. Open Daily 9:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. | ^697-0884 Sundays 12:00-4:30 p.mj RANGER Democratic Senate contenders air opinions by Kari Dixon News Editor A debate between the three Democratic senate contenders revealed that state senator Gary George has a somewhat more conservative attitude toward foreign policy than opponents Ed Garvey and Matt Flynn. The debate, held Sunday at the Holiday Inn, and Local 72 gave the three candidates the opportunity to explain their positions and address questions from a media panel that included Ranger Editor Jennie Tunkieicz. Political Science Professor Ken Hoover was the moderator. "In 1980 most of us knew Ronald Reagan would be elected, even if we didn't want to believe it," said Garvey. "I think few of us thought we would lose control of the senate." The greatest shock, however, came when Robert Hasten defeated incumbent Democrate Gaylord Nelson, Garvey said. "There has been a tremendous amount of right-wing money poured into campaigns and if you're not outraged then something's wrong." Garvey cited the reports of former Reagan budget director David Stockman as evidence for the incompetence of the administration. "They knew they were deceiving the American people," he continued. "They have eliminated the family farm, and thousands of small businesses have fallen apart." The race in Wisconsin is of national importance, Garvey believes. "If we Democrats win in Maryland, South Dakota, Florida and Wisconsin, then we can regain control of the senate," he said. Garvey is against aid to the contra forces in Nicaragua, and does not agree with the President's actions in Libya. "It's dangerous to return to the imperial president," he said. "The War Powers Act forces the President to consult the Congress; the Soviets knew the planes were in the air before the Congress did." State senator Gary George, like Garvey, believes this senate race is important. "The big questions are how "Mr. Kasten may be popular with some municipal officials, but that is only because he is able to bring home the bacon." - Gary George do you work for economic development and peace between nations," he said. "The first issue that has to be addressed is the fiscal irresponsibility — it's a mess and the. budget has not been balanced." Reagan has accumulated more debts than all other presidents combined, George stressed. "We are mortgaging our children's future," he said. The family farms are unable to financially survive, he continued, and all the farmers are unable to compete overseas. "Mr. Kasten may be popular with some municipal officials, but that is only because he is able to pretend that he is bringing home the bacon," George said. "I differ from most democrats because I believe the U.S. has to be very vigilant against the Soviet threat," he continued. "We should worry about Nicaragua and have a strong, not wasteful, defense because the Soviet doctrine calls for the collapse of capitalism." George does not support the President's proposed $100 million in aid to the contras. "The President seems to stumble from one crisis to another and has showed inconsistent foreign policy," he said. "We must push for democratic governments instead of s ocialist or marxist ones." The President's actions in Libya, however, are supported by George. "I believe in time of crisis we have to stand behind the President," he said. "We have to wait for the evidence, but the President has to be concerned about American interests." Former Democratic Party Chair Flynn said he was appearing at the debate to seek the help and support of the people. "The strength of America is her former service men, agriculture, full employment, and nrofitable businesses," Flynn said. "We need to expand job training and creation and change the tax codes." Robert Kasten is the best senator money can buy, according to Flynn. "Right now we have a senate that is loyal to interest groups," he continued. "We need a fighting senator from the state of Wisconsin, not a third one from Texas," he said, alluding to Kasten's contributions from out-of-state organizations. "We need to snatch the senate away from the special inters! groups and I need your help." he said, "I want the vote of every working person here today." Flynn like Garvey and George opposes the President's proposed $100 million dollars in contra aid, and opposes the bombing in Libya. "Moammar Khaddafy is a madman, but if he died tomorrow, there would still be terrorism," he said. These three candidates will compete in a primary in September and the winner will face Robert Kasten in November. Attention R. A. Applicants! Applications and information about Resident Assistant positions in UW-Parkside's new residence halls will be available Monday, May 5, at the Information Desk on the D-2 level of t he Parkside Union. Applications and recommendations must be received in the Student Life Office, Union 209 by June 6,1986. Requirements include: • Sophomore, junior, senior or graduate student standing • Good standing at Parkside (Academic and Collegiate Skills) • Minimum 2.25 GPA • Registered for 12 to 15 credit hours in Fall, 1986 • Will live in new residence halls • Strong leadership, interpersonal, communication and organizational skills ALSO AVAILABLE: Student position of Assistant Director (Operations) Requirements are the same as for a resident assistant (above)excepf applicants must be registred for a minimum of 6 credits hours in fall, 1986 and must have "hands on" mechanical and maintenance experience. A Week at the Park: Play is the main event EVENTS Thursday, May 1 Seminar: "Financial Management" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 207. Call ext. 2047 for details. Sponsored by the Small Business Development Center. Workshop: "Local Fund Raising for Non-Profit Organizations" starts at 8:30 a.m. in Union 104. Call ext. 2312 for details. Sponsored by the Continuing Education Office. Movie: "The Gods Must Be Crazy" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All AN INVITATION TO TOUCH THE SKY Your hard work, education and determination can lead to a special life. Serve your country as an Air Force pilot. The rewards are great. The challenges unsurpassed. If you're a college graduate and think you have what it takes to be an Air Force pilot, Aim High. Talk to an Air Force recruiter for complete details. Accept the invitation to touch the sky. FOR MORE INFORMATION CONTACT: TSgt. Metz (414)964-8880 On the leading edge of t echnology seats are sold for the Thursday Foreign Film Series. Concert: featuring the Parkside Wind Ensemble starting at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission at the door is $1 for senior citizens and Parkside students, faculty and staff and $2 for others. Saturday, May 3 Movie: "The Gods Must Be Crazy" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. All seats are sold. Sunday, May 4 Movie: "The Gods Must Be Crazy" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Sunday Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Concert: with the Parkside Guitar Ensemble starting at 3 p.m. in GR 103. The concert is free and open to the public. Tuesday, May 6 Seminar: "Cash Flow Analysis" starts at 7 p.m. in Union 106. Sponsored by the Small Business Development Center. Wednesday, May 7 Short Course: "Abraham Lincoln's Murder" starts at 7 p.m. Call ext. 2312 for details. Sponsored by the Continuing Education Office. Thursday, May 8 Play: "The Trojan Women" starts at 10 a.m. and again at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $4 for Parkside students, faculty, staff and senior citizens and $5 for others. Call ext. 2564 for more details. RANGER — T SS^m^V^ •"."1 ——i—1» Drama department Grad programmed future presents tragedy Euripedes' Greek tragedy "Trojan Women," adapted by the French philosopher Jean- Paul Sartre, is the spring main stage production at Parkside. Performances, all in the Communication Arts Theater, are at 8 p.m. on Thursday, Friday and Saturday, May 8,9, and 10. The play was rescheduled from an earlier date. Admission is $4 for senior citizens and students, staff and faculty, $5 for others. The play, directed by dramatic arts lecturer Lisa Kornetsky, is a 1965 adaptation by Sartre of Euripedes' classic, powerful anti-war drama, originally written in 415 B.C. "Euripedes' play is one of the strongest anti-war statements ever made," Kornetsky said. Cast members include, from Kenosha, Beth Knutter, Vicki Lessard and Missy Weaver; from Racine, Sue Schaller, Travis Schaller (Sue's 5-year-old son), Rick Luehr, Ernestine Weisinger, Mary Woods, Gretchen Katt, Maral Mahdasian, Paula Thome-Eppers, Connie Kowalski. Bill Serpe, Lori Minneti and John Weatherall. The cast also includes Debora Ryback, Sturtevant, Andy Holahan, Lake Geneva, and Sandra Boren, Milwaukee. by Laureen Wawro Attention! Applied Computer Science majors: All those computer programs you've been writing are not a wasted effort, according to 1984 graduate Debbie Justman. Justman, an analyst/ programmer and information systems analyst at A.O Smith Data Systems says that although you never use those programs in the real world, they teach you important concepts that could help land you in a challenging, high paying career. But Justman stresses that you have to do your homework in more than your classes. Even if you have a great grade point average, you have to know how to go about landing that all-important first job. "I did a lot of work with the placement office," says Justman, adding that the services they offer to students are "absolutely excellent." Justman prepared for her oncampus interviews by doing a mock interview with Career Counselor Beverly Burnell, and says that communication skills are also necessary to set you apart from the pack. "If you can't communicate," says Justman, "they just can't pick you out from the rest of the people who might be just as qualified." Justman took a public speaking class, and says that eventhough she was at first wary about giving speeches, it turned out to be the most ben- "SlR, WHAT HAVE YOU LEARNED IN YOUR DISCUSSIONS WITH OUR EURO PEAN ALU ES, CONCERN I N6i LIBYA ? * FRANKLY, I'M ASHAMED rUEY WOULD REFUSE TO TAKE A STANCE SlHPLY BECAUSE THEIR LIBYAN "PES SPBLL M-O'N'E-Yl t4 ~ // . A N See any AFRICA, ANP OUR STANCE/similarity. 0/VTHAT ISSUEP" ' J i x , A eficial class she ever took at Parkside. "By the end of the class you learn how to deliver a speech well, what people look for and how to make your audiance attentive. It was invaluable." Justman, who was a double major in applied computer science and business, with a minor in economics, says that it was also important that many of the classes she took outside of her major were also related to her two majors. Did all of her hard work pay off? You bet it did. She was offered a job at First Wisconsin, but turned it down in favor of A.O. Smith, because she felt the atmosphere at A.O. Smith was more relaxed, and because she would be given alot more responsibility there. She says she's responsible for the electronic mail system and all the hardware at A.O. Smith, and that her job is a real challenge. "I just love it," she says. Her advice to current students? "Figure out early what you want to do," adding that since she knew as a freshman what she wanted to pursue, she didn't waste her time taking alot of courses that had no bearing on the goals she was reaching for. Plan changed for continuing students Mandatory meal requirement dropped! We heard your comments at registration last week You didn't want mandatory meal plans ranging from $360 to $540 per semester as a condition for living in the new UW-Parkside residence halls. We've therefore dropped the mandatory meat plan in favor of the following much less expensive and more flexible plan for continuing students only • A $130 per semester food plan which can be used to buy prepared food from any food service area on campus OR • Which can be used to buy food which you can prepare in your apartment kitchen New student housing opening Fall, 1986 This new plan reduces the minimum cost of room and board for a semester from $1,044 to $814, THE LOWEST COST IN THE UW SYSTEM This special plan is for continuing UW-P students only and is good for the 1986-87 year (Continuing students are those who have completed 12 credits this academic year) FOR HOUSING APPLICATIONS, CONTACT THE HOUSING OFFICE IN THE UNION 8 Thursday, May 1, 1986 RANGER Students receive awards for their efforts The annual Scholarship Day on Sunday, April 27, resulted in awards and honors for more than 100 students. The program was sponsored by the campus Awards and Ceremonies Committee, chaired by dramatic arts professor Skelly Warren. The event included remarks by Peter Hoff, recipient of a 1985 distinguished Teaching Award, and the awards were presented by Acting Chancellor Mary Elizabeth Shutler. Irvin G. Wyllie scholarships of $500 each, named for Parkside's founding chancellor, went to Scott Ballantyne and Kay Rouse, both of Racine. Bernard C. Tallent Scholarships of $500 each, named for the former dean of the University's Kenosha campus, went to Jeffrey Beyer, Racine, and Karen Vyvyan, Union Grove. Kenneth L. Greenquist Scholarships of $300 each, named for the former university regent and Racine attorney and civic leader, went to Kimberly Kranich and Robin White, both of Racine. William W. Petrie Scholarships in Labor and Industrial Relations of $250 each, named for the current Parkside faculty member, went to Ralph Kamphuis, Kenosha, and John Button, Lake Geneva. The $400 DeRose Scholarship in Marketing went to Gregory Kammer, Kenosha; the $300 Sahag Akgulian Scholarship in Engineering Technology went to Mark Christopherson, Racine; and Alumni-Athlete awards of $500 e ach went to Jacqueline Ambassadors named The new Campus Ambassadors for 1986-87 have been chosen. The Campus Ambassadors are students who do such things as assist with registration, lead small group discussions at orientation, give tours to prospective students and conference groups on campus and help with recruitment. The new Campus Ambassadors are: Rich Borkowski, sociology major; Jenny Carr, English major; Janet Concentine, engineering major; Aidred Days, criminal justice; Kim Kranich, communication major; Bev Landreman, political science major; Kathy Matranga, psychology major; Chuck Metz, communication; Carol Romano, geography major; Kay Rouse, international Studies; Sandi Saladis, music; Blake Topel, education and mathematics major; Dan Vogt, undecided; and Julie Wunrow, business major. IF YOU'VE JUST GRADUATED INTO DEBT HERE'S HOW TO GET OUT. If you've gone to college on a National Direct Student Loan or a Guaranteed Student Loan or a Federally Insured Student Loan made after October 1,1975, here's a great way to Day them off. Get the Army to nelp you do it. Instead of taking a long, long time paying back that student loan, you spend a snort time in the Army, learning a skill, and possibly even accumulating additional money for college (like a graduate degree) via Army College Fund. If you qualify, each year you serve reduces your indebtedness by one-third, or $1,500, whichever amount is greater. A 3-year enlistment eliminates your debt. It's worth looking into. See your Army Recruiter. 315 52nd St., Kenosha 419 Main St., Racine (414)652-2072 (414)634-9042 ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. Rittmer, Silver Lake, and Andrew Buchanan, Kenosha. Buchanan also was presented the $100 Thomas Decker and Ani Buchaklian Award, named for two UW-Parkside students who died in a car accident last year. The $200 E nglish Discipline Scholarship was presented to Diann Settersen, Kenosha, and the $100 Sam Poerio Scholarship went to Mary Theresa Dinelli, Twin Lakes. Winning the $500 Racine- Kenosha Sales and Marketing Executives Scholarship in Marketing was Jennifer Lynn Sorenson, Kenosha; and winning the $200 Racine-Kenosha National Association of Accountants Scholarships were Juanita Aguilar and William Greenway, both of Racine. Sheila Casteel, Kenosha, was presented the $200 Financial Executives Institute Scholarship in Finance or Accounting and Susan Perry, Milwaukee, won that organizations $200 award for outstanding graduate in those subjects. Receiving Kenosha Foundation Scholarships of between $300 and $500 were: (all Kenoshans) Christopher J. Fuller, Sara.H. Gundlach, Natalie A. Krah, Tracey A. Kennedy, Rachel A. Klees, Patrick L. Koehler, Wendy M. Krueger, Helen L. Ledanski, Dimitra A. Manesis, Matthew R. Runde, John M. Schultz, Richard W. Wamboldt, and Rebecca L. Warren. Winning $60 awards in education were Linda Roberts, Salem, and Robin White, Racine. Winning non-cash awards in chemistry were Cristopher Baierl, Kenosha, and John Poehls, Racine. About 50 students were awarded certificates of recognition for academic excellence. Those from Kenosha and Kenosha County were: Ann Althaus, Kristine Kay Baumgart, Kathleen Bevers, Boni L. Boyd, Patricia M. Brennan, Rose M. Callahan, Shiela Casteel, Wanda Lynn Devine, Lisa Ebener, Robert Goll, Peggy Grabowski, James R. Holtman, Mark A. Hunt, Jeri L. Jackson, Beverly Jean Jessen, Ralph Kamphius, Rachel Ann Klees, Lloyd P. Kollman, Robert E. Krause, Wendy Krueger, Philip Donat Mercado, David Messersmith, Karen Newell, and Suzanne J. Preston. Those from Racine and Racine County were: Scott M. Ballantyne, John Brewer, Kathryn A. Craig, Bonnie Davis, Barbara Davison, Constance K. Duff, Lynette Enge, Jane Kosempa, Lynn Krupnik, Cynthia Kaye Lange, Steven Mardis, Nancy L. Maritato, Mary Matton, Marjorie Jean Richards, Kay C. Rouse, Eric Michael Schackmuth, Jill Irene Shea, Thomas A. Siewert, Karen Vyvyan, Wendy Weeks, and Robin White. Those from other cities were: Daniel Bigalke, Delafield, John Button, Lake Geneva, Brian D. Calendine, Ingleside, IL, Kim Emanuelson, Zion, IL, Nancy Hill, Franklin, Kenneth Leitzen, Great Lakes, IL, Stephen Peck, Burlington, Lerita Annette Richards, Winthrop Harbor, IL, and Stevie Schmidt, Liberty ville, IL. "Parkside Stories" take second "The Parkside Stories," an anthology of the best short fiction produced by Parkside students over a 16-year period in writing workshops led by New Glarus author Herbert Kubly, has won second place in the book-length fiction category of the Council for Wisconsin Writers' 1986 writing competition. The book, published last fall, by Northword, a Madison publishing firm, contains 12 short stories by studentauthors and a new short story by Kubly, who in 1956 won the National Book Award for his work, "American in Italy." Two selections from the book were presented in the fiction section of Wisconsin, the Milwaukee Journal's Sunday magazine. The book can be ordered by mail, postage paid, for $10 by writing Northword, P.O. Box 5634, Madison, Wis., 53705. MResotaulrlanyt &I Saloon (Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner) Dinner Special: Prime Rib «200 with purchase of 9.95 Lobster Dinner! Stop in for dinner and stay to enjoy LIVE MUSIC and DANCING! (Friday, Saturday and Sunday) Hours Tues., Wed., Thurs 6am-9pm Fri.-Sat. 6am-10pm Sun. 7am-9pm Saloon open till 1 am 2811 Wisconsin St. Sturtevant 886-2408 The stories and their authors are "Nikos' Son," by Kenosha native Carla Sheehan- Johnson; "Screens," by Kenosha native Bruce Johnson; "Beyond the Green Door," by Racine native John Brien; "The Race," by Mark Manning, a native of Thief River Falls, Minn.; "A New Day," by Robert Stevenson, born in Cape Girardeau, Missouri ; ' 'Two Contemporary Fables," by Waukesha native Richard Luehr; "Rules of the Game," by Kenosha native Sharon Grueter; "I Never Saw A Ghost," by Alex Marlis, a native of Greece and adopted son of Kubly; "Terror at the Center Line," by Marguerite McClelland, a native of France; "Picador," by Racine native Lauren Johnson; "The Rape of Cassandra, " by Kenosha native Don Robers; "Amazing Grace," by Kenosha native Mark Schall; and "The Night Visitor," by Herbert Kubly, a native of New Glarus, Wis. "RANGER HEEDS W .Itit,At* '85 RANGER Thursday, May 1, 1986 9 Housing dream is reality by Jenny Carr "This is something I have been dreaming about for fifteen years." Shirley Schmerling, Parkside's housing coordinator, used these words to describe the new on-campus housing schedule to be ready for occupancy on Sept. 1. The housing was brought about through what Schmerling calls a "brand-new, innovative way" of financing. This was accomplished with the efforts of Tom Krimmel, Parkside's Director of Development and Alumni Affairs, and former Chancellor Alan Guskin. Schmerling told of their repeated efforts to seek financing for the housing and how Krimmel went to the Kenosha County Housing Authority and secured their permission to use their authority for bonding purposes, enabling Parkside to borrow money at a very low interest rate. The Alumni Association was then able to issue bonds that were double tax-exempt. The $5 million in bonds were sold in one day. This method of financing kept the costs down and made the rents on the units reasonable for the students. "The units are approximately 1300 sq. ft., about the size of a small house," Schmerling reported. "Every unit has four bedrooms and two bathrooms — two bedrooms for two students each and two bedrooms for one student each. In addition to the bedrooms and bathrooms, each unit has a kitchen and living room and plenty of storage space." The units will be furnished and appliances will be provided. Schmerling has taken a great deal of pride in selecting quality furniture for the units. She stressed that it is important that the furniture be comfortable and have a "homey" appeal. Each student will have a chest of drawers and a desk containing a lockable drawer for valuables. The students will have to buy a parking sticker for the parking lots surrounding the housing units, but this will free up parking space on campus. The housing is open to all single students, including divorced and widowed students. Schmerling is making every effort to accommodate the housing students. She responded to a question concerning smoking vs. nonsmoking roommates by saying, "That is one of the first questions we ask. Smokers will be living with smokers and nonsmokers with nonsmokers. I feel this is one of the most important things for people who are going to be living together." The rent for the semester will be $1368 for the ninemonth academic year for a double occupancy room. The single occupant will pay $1728. Heat is included in the rent; however, the electric bill will be paid by the student paying a $50 deposit at the beginning of the year, and the bill will be deducted from , .a^LiU i K> \ For that special moment... Selected Bridal Gowns and Prom Dresses on SALE Now! Bridesmaid and mother of the bride's dresses available too! Telephone (414) 652-2681 MARGURITTE'S 620722nd Ave., Kenosha, Wisconsin Patronize Ranger advertisers the deposit. The electric bill will be divided by the number of occupants in a unit, and that amount will come off each person's deposit. Schmerling said "I doubt they will have to pay more, and I am hoping there will be a refund at the end of the year." The university is requiring a security deposit of $150 per student on the apartments. There will be a laundry facility available and an area designed for group events. The resident director will live in the unit and will plan events for residents. Schmerling said she envisions sororities and fraternities in the future for Parkside with the advent of on-campus housing. "It would be great for this campus to have some Greek houses here," Schmerling concluded. Tours of the new housing are now being offered on Wednesday afternoons at 1:30 p.m. for up to 17 people per tour. The tours will begin atthe union information desk. After the tours, tourists will be invited to the union to have complimentary pizza and soda. This will be an opportunity for students to give their feedback concerning the housing. "It's very exciting," Schmerling said. "When I drive up to campus and see it (the construction), it takes my breath away." photo by Dave McEvoy Housing Coordinator Shirley Schmerling (in dark jacket, hands in pockets) prepares to lead a tour of the on-campus housingr that will open in August. Housing meal plan reduced The mandatory meal plan for students living in Parkside's new on-campus housing has been dropped for continuing students, according to Tom Krimmel, Alumni and Development Director. Replacing it is a less expensive and more flexible food plan which, according to Krimmel, is closer to what continuing students said they wanted when they were surveyed at registration last week. The new plan would cost $125 per semester, rather than the $360 minimum plan originally proposed. In addition, students could buy prepared food at any of the campus' food service areas, as well as use the plan to buy food which they could prepare in their apartment kitchens. Krimmel said the new food plan reduces the minimum cost of room and board for continuing students from $1044 a semester to $809, the lowest priced mandatory food plan in the UW System. Krimmel said the new plan would be available only to continuing students for the 1986-87 academic year. Continuing students are defined as those who complete 12 credits during the 1985-86 academic year. •°0 .00 Krimmel, Pollack at Alumnus leaves, but won't forget by Gary L. Shneeberger Asst. Feature Editor Tom Krimmel, director of development and alumni affairs, has worked at Parkside since 1979. His love for the campus, however, dates back much further. Krimmel a Parkside psychology graduate, will assume the position of vice president for development at Antioch University, in Yellow Springs, Ohio, effective July 1. "We're probably the most beautiful campus in the Midwest," Krimmel said recently of his alma mater. "And we ' re a very attractive place to come to school. We're between Milwaukee and Chicago, an easy commute from many places. And yet, at the same time, we're rural and somewhat isolated." These attributes, among others, Krimmel feels, should help attract students from outside the area, especially with the addition of on-campus housing for the fall project he spearheaded. "Housing is really critical to our campus as a way for us to serve this area better," Krimmel said. "Right now, we lose a lot of good students to other areas of th state and the rest of the Midwest. "We have a kind of trade deficit," he continued. "Many of the talented students in this area leave, and we don't attract talented students from outside this area-unless we offer them athletic scholarships. In his professional career at Parkside, Krimmel has served as coordinator of alumni affairs from 1979 to 1981, as director of alumni and placement services from 1981 to 1983, and assumed his present position in 1983. In that time, he has earmarked weak areas in need of improvement. "One of the things that is frustrating at times is the lack of staff," he commented. "I look at other UW campuses, and I look at my responsibilities here, and I see so many other staff at other schools doing what I've been doing alone here. "And the same can be said of many parts of the university," he went on. "There are just too few people to really do a job and then to take the time to get to personally know our students." Taking that time to personalize relations with students is another priority that has been overlooked, Krimmel we fail to understand the whole problem the student has, and that the letter is probably just going to cause more confusion. Changing that is something we're going to have to continue to work on. says. "Communication is the key between staff and students, between faculty and students, and between students and both faculty and staff," he explained. "Sometimes, we're all so caught up in our work that we don't communicate with students as well as we should." "Quite often," he continued, "we look at a student as a number, as someone who needs to get this letter. But Parkside will also have to continue working on private fundraising. "I think that's an area that needs to be expanded tremendously," he said. "And that's where this office should grow to do more in terms of raising money from corporations, foundations, state-planning and deferred giving. "I do see some good signs that people are aware of that. And I think someday, the new chancellor (Sheila Kaplan) will address how we can do a better job of raising private support for Parkside." Although the attitude of the new chancellor makes Krimmel confident of Parkside's future, the chance to work with the old one-together with an offer which, "was too good to refuse" -prompted his departure." "I made the decision to go toAntioch because of A1 Guskin, who is president there," Krimmel said. "At Antioch I think I have a chance to help rebuild the college, and-if we 're successful-to obtain some national recognition." Regardless of the recognition he attains, however, Krimmel will always remember Parkside, and his Parkside experience, fondly. Tom Krimmel Pollack makes "dramati FIRST NATIONAL BANK of Kenosha THE BANK FOR ALL KENOSHA DOWNTOWN KENOSHA Main Office - Auto Bank TYME 24-Hour Teller NORTH BRANCH "N SOUTH BRANCH BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS MEMBER F.D.I.C. PHONE: 658-2331 UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISTS have always been known to question handme- down religious doctrines. Have you eve* felt d isenchanted with an orthodox religion because it hands you a predigested faith? If so, our church may be for you. For hundreds of years, this vital denomination has been encouraging individuals to question and to grow. ISN'T THIS THE CHURCH YOU HOPED TO FIND? BRADFORD COMMUNITY CHURCH Woman's Club • 6028 8th Ave. Rev. Dr. Tony Larson, Pastor t:S0 am. SwvteM S Sunday School by Rick Luehr Dramatic Arts professor Rhoda Gale Pollack, who has served as chair of Fine Arts division for the past six years, will be leaving Parkside at the end of the semester to accept a post as Dean of the College of Fine Arts at Wichita State University. Pollack has been at Parkside since July, 1976, when she was brought in by then-Chancellor Alan Guskin to start a Dramatic Arts discipline. She considers these early years to be her most important and satisfying. "I was the only faculty member when I came, and that first few weeks, I hired a costumer and someone to direct another production while I did the main stage show. There was really nothing at first," she continued, "I did the first phase of the curriculum by myself. Out of that has come a discipline that doesn't need me any more; it can survive without me, it's been proven. I think we have a terrific faculty, and the curriculum is sound." Pollack says one of her favorite times at Parkside was when directed the classical Greek tragedy "Electra.' "To recreate a Greek pla in such a way that it is mea ningful to a contemporar audience and still give i spectacle and meaning wa an exciting process. Thi year we're doing anothe Greek tragedy "(The Troja Women)", but it's different i that, last semester, we had class in classical drama, an I think that helped some c the students to understand i "We didn't have a class lik that back then," Pollack wen on, "so it was interesting t bring students along and giv them something that, at tha point was really very borin; to them." Pollack's new positio: came as a result of her beinj nominated by the America: Council of Educators. Sr. then applied for and got th job. Pollack says the positioi is primarily administrative "However, I do plan to teat i one course a year. I reafl; enjoy teaching." Pollack's appointment i also somewhat of a milestone in that she is the first Dean o the College of Fine Arts win is not from the music depart ment. FINALLY A SCHOLARSHIP FOR NON-TRADITIONAL STUDENTS • Are you part time considering fulltime enrollment at Parkside for the first time this fall? • Are you a non-traditional aged student (21 or over)? • Do you have academic potential and financial need? Application deadline July 1st, 1986. Applications available at Advising Center. Lower level, Library Learning Center. c" departure PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE Announces STUDY BREAK COFFEE SPECIAL Mon., May 5 Thru Fri. May 9 WLLC Coffee Shoppe Buy a Cup of Coffee Get a Second Cup of The Same Size FREE! GOOD LUCK WITH EXAMS Nora bid farewell PFM manager offers food for thought by Kimberlie Kranich Asst. News Editor Behind the daily cafeteria specials, at the root of the buffets at various awards banquets, and between four and five hundred additional annually catered events, stands Pat Nora and his employees. After five years as manager of Professional Food Service Management, Inc., Nora is moving on and will become food service director at a health care center in Milwaukee. "I could name 100 names of people who've helped me," said Nora, "I'll miss Parkside but I hope to stay active with the campus." There are many food service sponsored events that stick out in Nora's mind as being unique, but especially the luncheon for 1100 people in 1983. "Pineapples were flown in from the Honduras," Nora recalled, "and we had to pick them up from the airport, hollow them out and stuff them with chicken salad." Nora said the main goal of food service is to provide the students, faculty, and staff with good quality food. Since food service is also responsible for catering events for local businesses, Nora sees food service as an "arm of the university" that forms a "lasting impression of Parkside on its clients," "Every event that we cater is doing public relations for the university," he said. At such events Nora catches bits of people's conversations, which reveal much about their attitude toward Parkside. "It's disheartening to me, "said Nora, "to be at a dinner and hear people say what a beautiful campus Parkside is and admit to never having been here before." Over the past three years Nora said he's seen a sharp drop in the number of students who stick around on campus after classes. He said that the university lacks direction and hopes that chancellor Sheila Kaplan will fill this void. "Parkside is a good school," said Nora, "Part of the blame (for lack of direction) lies in the inconsistent efforts of the university to help students find jobs for themselves in the community." The key to retaining students, Nora feels, is to develop a strong program by working with the community. But, added Nora, "If I knew how to solve the problem, I'd be in education or administration, and not food service." e lg Rhoda Gale Pollack "It's not going to be easy to n leave Parkside," Pollack g says. "I have good friends n here and a sense of having e been part of building somee thing. Fine Arts was being n started as a division in the !. fall of 1976 when I came, so h I've grown up with that diviy sion, and been a part of it. "And in its ten years of exs istence," she concluded, "I've e been chair for six, so I really f identify with it, and feel that o I helped it grow as a division as well as having helped the Dramatic arts discipline." 12 Thursday, May 1,1986 Organization council sponsors year-end picnic by Bill Serpe "This picnic is getting bigger and better every minute," said Vernon Spaulding, "and we've even secured a guarantee for good weather." Spaulding, a member of the "SOC Picnic at the End" committee says all systems are go and the event shows all the signs of being lots of fun for the entire Parkside community. "Everyone is having fun getting ready for Saturday May 10. Chris Baierl of the P.S.G.A. Senate has been appointed Chief Antagonist in his efforts to sign up volunteers to be "dunkees" in the Dunk Tank they are providing." According to Baierl, "All proceeds raised by this event will go to the Child Care Center Scholarship fund." A hospital bed race will be run by PAB, and a bartenders obstacle race will be sponsored by the Union. BSO is taking entry forms for their Whiffle-Baseball tournament and peer Support is making a list of games like three legged races that will require a student and an advisor to run together. "We're looking to provide events that will attract people of all ages from the university community as well as from all areas." A memo was sent out to all faculty, staff and administrators inviting them to come out and play at the Picnic. "We'd like to see a team from student services in the hospital bed race, or a mixed faculty/staff team representing a discipline get into the whiffle ball tournament," said Spaulding. The day will begin at 10 a.m. with the second annual Volleyoop tournament. Entry forms • a re available from PAC representative Alice Johnson. There will be a sixteen team limit. Following that tournament there may be a match between PSGA and PSE. "They beat us during winter Carnival" said Adrian Serrzno, "so now we're \ >W/ •' THANK YOU U.W.-P. FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT THIS YEAR. This Isn't Goodbye! Look for us all summer Long! We'll See You Again For 1986-1987. Until Then We're Pleased to serve you again at THE END DON'T MISS IT! looking for a rematch." Advance ticket sales for the event have been set up at the Union Inforamtion desk. "The tickets will be two dollars for club members, said Spaulding, "and must be purchased by a designated club representative. We're doing it this way to help encourage people to join that club or organization that they've been thinking about joing all year." All other tickets will be four dollars. And sales at the door will be four dollars. "The ticket price includes a picnic type meal," said Spaulding, "Beer and soda will be sold separately and those tickets will be good at the entire END celebration." "We are working with the Ranger to have them run a pie throwing booth. We are also working on an Art fair with the Art Addicts and would like to get some sort of concert from the music department," commented Spaulding. "These ideas are still in the works, and we would be willing to accept any others ideas. We're so excited we know we can put anything together for a really great Picnic on May 10." Artists win at show Steve Pfarr, Kenosha, stands next to his acrylic painting titled "Happy Hour." The work was selected as best of show in the Parkside student art show. Susan Ruetz, of Racine, stands next to her winning work "My Night Life," a mixed media piece that won a $30 cash award in the current Parkside student art show on display through today. Creation of the universe discussed The School of Metaphysics, a nonprofit educational and service institute, will offer to the public a free lecture on The Creation of The Universe Using Numbers given by Gary Turner at 6306-24th Ave. in Kenosha, on May 1 Thursday evening at 7:30 p.m. The lecture will show how the layman, with numbers, can understand creation from the nature of Comets to the structure of Atoms. Turner is a teacher and a lecturer at the School of Metaphysics and has been studying the structure of the universe for the past 35 years. For more information call 656-0778 or 652- 9022. 1 9 8 6 VWIVEKSIT y or WI5C0//5JK PARKC-IPF iPARKSIPE- ACT 1V777ES BONRP MAY 20tJ^ SATURDAY, MAY 10 6:30 PM DOORS TO TENT OPEN 7:30 PM MUSIC OF THE NEWZ 10:00 PM MUSIC OF BAD BOY 1:00 AM MOVIE: ARTHUR SUNDAY, MAY 11 6:30 PM DOORS TO TENT OPEN 7:30 PM MUSIC OF SPELLBOUND 10:00 PM MUSIC OF GERARD 1:00 AM MOVIE: TRADING PLACES SPONSORED BY THE PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD THE END TICKET INFO one day two day at door STUDENTS FACULTY _ STAFF $2 $3 $3/DAY ALUMNI M / A . GUESTS $3 $5 N/A <23? Advance tickets available at Union Info Desk * * GUEST POLICY * * Limit two guest tickets per UW-P ID No guest tickets will be sold at the door » I 14 Thursday, May 1, 1986 RANGER wUaviWmMVeWzOmULwP i *FV NEW£ "WAN KBAP nY<&a/ TukTeY s&efetienms p T1U4 TEHHATB MITW? i&,V ^, UlOTVJ ENRE<WiSla JWRFTlH GSGE&T > isrnnecevaaee?' 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She also taught music two years in high school and is involved with the pre-med club at Parkside. of the Year gets involved with students Williams' students appreciate her and the help and support she has given them. Life science major Phil Mercado said "At times she can be a little bit overbearing, but the majority of the time she is really helpful." Mercado will be attending medical school in the fall. "Hard working," "nice bunch," "cooperative" and "career motivated" is how Williams describes her students. Many do volunteer work at hospitals and hospices in the Kenosha-Racine area. They also volunteer for campus events such as blood drives and the Great American Smokeout, which is Williams' and her students' favorite. Williams said she is glad that the pre-professional students at Parkside do not sabotage the other students work. "At many schools, the competition is so great in the pre-professional programs that students sabotage each others work. Here they are very cooperative; they try to help the other students," said Williams. When Williams was a student she first majored in chemistry, but realized that there was much investigating to do in biology. "The challenges of some of the problems involved in biology was why I got interested with biology. I hope my students continue to get excited and investigate problems in biology and medicine." Williams has done much research on cancer and microbiology. In the future, she plans to continue that research and to continue advising and teaching. Some things Williams likes at Parkside are the Advising Center and the size of the campus, both physically and in the small number of students. "The people in science are not isolated from the people in humanities and social science," she says, in reference to the size of the school. She also likes that studnretrni tns Jgheotr utoH ukinsnopw? each other When not busy in the lab or teaching, she helps at the Advising Center. She feels that it was one of the greatest improvements at Parkside because students now have a place to go to get official information and answers. Williams strongly supports the biology alliance which was organized by Joseph Balsano, professor of life science. In this program, university people help the area school children get involved and excited about many types of s cience at an early age. "I'm really excited about the program," she concluded. "I've already received many letters from students I set up an experiment for." by Paul Berge RANGER - A Thursday, May 1, 1986 15 Mo vie Comedians McLean critiques Neibaur By Dr. Andrew M. McLean Special to the Ranger If you enjoy reading Jim Neibaur's articles in the "Ranger", or if you enjoy having Jim in class, you'll love reading his 'Movie Comedians : The Complete Guide' (McFarland & Co., 1986). This 247 page study is a work of love. Neibaur loves :ilms; he especially loves to watch film comedy. In this book he loves to talk about them. Comedy is central to the history of film. The Lumiere brothers made the first moving pictures in Paris in 1896. These included comic scenes. Another Frenchman, Max Linder, was the first internationally famous comedian. You may not have heard of him. However, you do know such early American film comics as Chaplin, Keaton, Laurel & Hardy, and W.C. Fields. But what about Harold Lloyd, Charley Chase, Clark & McCollugh, or the Ritz Brothers? And how many films did Bob Hope, Red Skelton, Danny Kaye, Jacques Tati, Jerry Lewis, Mel Brooks, The Marx Brothers, Woody Allen or Abbott and Costello make? Neibaur provides the answer in his carefully prepared filmography that ends each chapter. This lists the films title, year of release, main actors, and director. Filmographies are very important. They document an actor or director's film achievement. Digging up such information is not easy. It involves research, luck, and a lot of work. Early films often no longer exist. Movie production companies do not often keep accurate records. Neibaur has assembled accurate information about the films made by some fifty film comedians over the last one hundred years. Many students and scholars will use this book. A brief biographical-critical sketch of each comedian precedes the filmography. Often this sketch is much too brief. More needs to be said, for example, about minor comedians of the '30s and '40s. Jack Benny, Clark & McCollagh, Andy Clyde, and Olsen and Johnson are "minor" comedians but all significantly influenced the development of film comedy. And most often we know least about these kinds of comedians. But Neibaur's purpose is to provide a "guide" to film comedy. This he does rather well. Most students reading this book will learn about comics whose movies they probably have never seen. And many current comics as well. Neibaur gives a thumbnail sketch that whets the appetite. Fatty Arbuckle's career, for example, ended suddenly in 1921. He was accused of raping and murdering actress Virginia Rappe. "Newspapers painted ugly accounts of the big monster taking sexual advantage of the meek, hapless virgin. Circumstances later proved Arbuckle innocent of the charges, while Miss Rappe was revealed to be not the wide-eyed virgin the press had created." For more detailed accounts there are books and articles in the library. (Unfortunately Neibaur provides no footnotes for these sources; a bibliography lists only 18 books.) Neibaur assumes the reader is somewhat familiar with film history. The detailed example is often missing. Mack Sennett, we are told "learned his craft" from Griffith, "borrowed from the farce of the French cinema." The reader would like to know more about the craft and the borrowing. Neibaur's comments on the Marx Brothers and Red Skelton convinces me I should try to enjoy these films. Excellent photos accompany each chapter. The physical appearance of a comic actor often is his trademark. Finally, a 21 page appendix lists supporting players and secondary clowns. Anyone wanting some quick information on such people will find it here. Neibaur's study makes a significant contribution to scholarship on film comedy. He is knowledgeable and he has done his homework well. He gets an "A" in my book. Thanks, Jim, for doing such a fine job! The Great German Films Interesting, intelligent study by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Citadel's "The Great German Films" by Frederick Ott is an intelligant, analytical study of an important aspect of motion pictures. Ott, author of "The Films of Fritz Lang," extends his knowledge of German filmmaking with this study, presenting important German features over the past seventy- odd years in order to demonstrate that country's cinematic development and the types of films each particular era called for. Complete studies are enjoyed by such classics as Murnau's "The Last Laugh," a silent film that is remarkable in its using no title cards and perfecting the moving camera technique, as will as Fritz Lang's "M;" a brilliant, exciting story of a notorious child murderer and and his painful comeupance. Ott's is easily the definitive book on German films and filmmaking, making it an essential addition to any film book collection with any desire to be comprehansive. Rainbow Fashions The Sportswear Store Backless, Strapless, Support No one Will Even Know It's There! Ultra-thin "Free Support" crescents are the undetectable way to look sensational. Self-adhesive, "Free Support" provides shape and uplift under low-cut, backless styles; tank tops, halters, T-shirts and swimwear. Best of all, they're so breathable and light, you'll forget you're wearing them. So say goodbye to usly straps and elastic pinch i|j Tftp today. 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Hot Tea 60th Street (at 34th Avenue) • 654-1125 HOURS: Tues.-Thurs. 11:00-9:30,Friday 11:00-10:30 Saturday 4:00-10:30,Sunday 11:00-9:30(Closed Mondays) T 16 Thursday, May 1, 1986 RANGER James Cotton Live LP top blubeys harpist by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor James Cotton proves himself to be a force to be reckoned with on his latest Alligator LP "Live from Chicago, Mr. Superharp himself." Cotton's story is the stuff of blues legend. He left home as a child in search of his idol, Sonnyboy Williamson, and entered the blues world as a harpist with Williamson, Howlin' Wolf and Muddy Waters. On "Live from Chicago," Cotton exhibits his phenominal harp playing in front of a warm, responsive crowd. He utilizes many of the various blues styles, from the laid back jazz-to-soul influenced blues to the down and dirty shouting that has so greatly influenced rock and roll. Cotton has been known to go through twenty to thirty harmonicas per month when working steadily. He was once said to have blown the top right of his harmonica during a performance, covering with the line, "I'm just warming up." "Live from Chicago" follows suit in the consistant high quality blues records coming from Alligator out of Chicago. It presents yet another aspect of what may be the most important, passionate music in American history. James Cotton Sleeping Beauty • • • Disney re-released Gary Moore by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor "Sleeping Beauty" is Walt Disney's most expensive work as well as one of his least interesting. Filmed over a six year period at the then astronomical cost of six millioin dollars, "Sleeping Beauty" is still among the most expensive cartoon productions ever created. But while the effects and animation are staggering at times, the film has far less substance than virtually any of the cartoon features made while Disney was alive. The film's realism (the Prince is so lifelike his battle with the dragon is frightening) makes it interesting, but this becomes somewhat of a hindrance to the fantasy. The film's appeal is further limited by its lack of comedy characters (the dwarfs in "Snow White," the mice in "Cinderella," etc.), the fairies being rather bland little additions. And, finally, there is little other than the dragon slaying sequence to appeal to boys who feel they're too old for a sticky fairy story. Yet "Sleeping Beauty" looks a lot better in re-release than it did in 1959 with a plethora of fine disney works to compare it to. Today, when compared to the likes of "He- Man" and "The Smurfs" it looks far, far superior. The film is also somewhat of a milestone. Its lack of success ended Disney's association with fairy tales, all subsequent cartoon features dealing with kids, dogs, and other animals. Thus "Sleeping Beauty" marked the end of an era at Walt Disney studios. Former Lizzy guitarist releases his second solo album by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor Gary Moore's latest Atlantic release, "Run for Cover," is basically an extension of his Thin Lizzy roots. The former Lizzy guitarist, who had a hit last year with an emotional cover of The Yardbirds' "Shapes of Things," seems a bit too caught up in his seventies album rock roots. "Run for Coyer" is basically insubstantial power pop, containing the rudiments of a now-defunct rock and roll sub-genre. While Thin * L izzy (like Foghat, Boston, Wishbone Ash or Aerosmith) can be considered among the archetypical seventies album rock bands, their sound serves only as pleasantly energetic nostalgia during this period of the electronic political message. Moore's attempt to extend this sound into the present era seems a bit forced, expecially in his attempts to "contemporize" this style by adding doses of technology. 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Closed Moore's vocals are rather passionate and committed, while the LP does contain the last known work of Phil Lynott, the late Thin Lizzy bassist/ vocalist/songwriter who wrote the LP's best song, "Military Man." Moore could do well to try recapturing the energy of past Lizzy works like "Jailbreak" or "The Boys are Back in Town" by composing something that smacks of their purity, rather than attempting a marriage between the rock of yore and the power pop of today. Clannad Bono appears by Gretchen Gayhart Possessing the traditions of the Chief tans, yet the raw passion of U2, Irish wonders Clannad have again produced compelling music on "Macalla," an album for those of all ages with open ears and hearts. "Caiselean Oir" is similiar to 1982's "Harry's Game," a song which fellow countrymen U2 continue to use to close their shows. "Macalla's" (Gaelic for echo) best asset undeniably is the^haunting passion of "In A Life- Time." Bono makes a guest appearance on this masterpiece and presents a side to his vocals never seen before. Maire and Bono almost mirror each others vocals admidst a tranquil haze. "Macalla" is melodic from all points, soothing to the core yet too earnest and unique to be categorized as only easylistening. Clannad are as refreshing as the breeze that sweeps their Emerald Isle's west coast. ranger One to One Light, pure, listenable debut shows potential by Jennie Tunkieicz The debut album by One to One definately shows potential for the duo. "Forward Your Emotions", a Warner Brothers release, is a low key, pure and innocent approach to contemporary pop music. While not musical or lyrical geniuses, One to One displays talents worth listening to again and again. One to One is comprised of two young and innovative musicians, Leslie Howe and Lou- Laurie A nderson sie Reny. The album features Reny's very beautiful voice, which adds to the attractiveness of even the poorest cuts on the album. Basically four cuts stand out as potential hits, not a bad ratio for a debut LP. "Don't Call It Love" is danceable and lyrically infectious; "There Was A Time", which has claimed fame in England, and "Black on White" are passionate recordings, and "Boys Will Be Boys" is the most exciting and innovative cut, featuring a child's renderings as backup vocals. The rest of the album appears to be mundane filler. One to One's instrumentation is fairly simple, relying heavily on electronics, such as synthesizers and the like. One to One is a good combination of talents worth watching for their future works, and "Forward Your Emotions" is an album worth listening to. One to One Jermaine Jackson Creative electronic effort Un-precious effort Laurie Anderson Stevie Nicks by Jennie Tunkieicz Editor Laurie Anderson is not a musician, and her new album "Home of the Brave" is not music. She is an artist, and her album is an experience. Anderson's newest effort on Warner Brothers contains a multitude of events for the senses. Her style and presentation are delightfully different and fresh—a welcome change in the age of ever increasing pop schlock. The instrumentation utilized by Anderson ranges from the vocoder, a synthesizer that divides and multiplies the voice into chords, saxophones, to the kayagum, a type of zither, and even includes the Morse Code! While she never actually sings, Anderson tells stories and incorporates voice samples which excite and intrigue the listener. Her lyrics are bizarre, borderlining comical and make the listener stop and say, "Geez, that's wierd —let's hear it again!" "Home of the Brave" is also a feature film soon to be released, and Anderson is both performer and director. The album truly offers electronic visions for the mind's eye, which hopefully will not be lost in the translation to the film medium. Laurie Anderson's "Home of the Brave" is an album not easily described in 50 words or less. But like of the finer things in life, this album must be experienced and savored. by Gary L. Schneeberger Asst. Feature Editor On "Precious Moments," his latest on Arista, Jermaine Jackson makes love seem about as appealing as brown fruit. A collection of synthesizer and drum machine love ditties, "Precious Moments" is passionless syncopated funk, sounding like what happens when farm animals mate atop an electronic keyboard. Clearly not a pop stylist in the same class as brother Michael, Jermaine churns out number after number reeking of melodic and lyrical cliche. Side one's five selections play like one long, boring single, complete with romantic insight like "Ooh, Ooh/ Everywhere I go/ always by my side/ Lonely won't leave me alone." Side two escapes a similar fate thanks only to "If You Say My Eyes Are Beautiful," a duet with Whitney Houston. Her voice, so meaty and passionate, overshadows the stupid lyrics and Jermaine's thin crooning, busting up an otherwise monotonous 25 minutes with this album's sole semblance of accomplishment. "Precious Moments" justifies Jermaine Jackson's status as second-stringer to his glove-clad sibling. CROSSWORD PUZZLER Puzzler Answers on Page 14 New release confirms proven status by Jim Neibaur Feature Editor The massive commercial success tht Stevi Nicks has met with her latest Atlantic release "Rock a Little" is quite deserved. The cool sensuality that surrounded Nick's vocals in her early work with Buckingham- Nicks to Fleetwood Mac is intensified more so on this record than any of her previous solo efforts. Her voice is now whiskey-soaked to perfection, calling forth audible images of the great blues women as far back as Bessie Smith. "Talk to Me", the record's appropriate hit single, is a nice testament to Nick's growing passion. Never before has she exhibited such flair and conviction. The rest of th e tracks are all potential hits, but contain enough depth and remnants of rock roots to make them as substantial in genuine merit as they are in melodic style. To make such enormous claims about a well-established pop star is perhaps antithetical to objective criticism, but Nicks is so deserving of these accolades, even the most flowery statements regarding her latest efforts are justifiable. RANGER IS N OW A CCEPTING A PPLICATIONS F OR T HE F OLLOWING S TAFF POSITIONS F OR T HE 1988-87 ACADEMIC Y EAR. • NEWS EDITOR • ASSISTANT NEWS EDITOR • FEATURE EDITOR • SPORTS EDITOR • PHOTO EDITOR • ADVERTISING MANAGER • DISTRIBUTION MANAGER Requirements: UW-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least 6 credits per semester. Qualifications: Previous newspaper experience helpful. All positions are paid Applications available in the Ranger office D139C ACROSS 1 Soft food 4 Tropical fruit 8 Thick slice 12 Miner's find 13 Roman road 14 Wan 15 Auricle 16 Sacred 18 Worthless matter 20 Genus of maples 21 Faeroe Islands whirlwind 22 Pismire 23 Sharp 27 Plus 29 Choose 30 Denture 31 As far as 32 However 33 Fastener 34 Japanese drama 35 Aquatic mammal 37 Gel 38 Criticize 39 Flesh 40 Greek letter 41 Roman gods 42 Cadence 44 Tooth 47 Costly 51 Be in debt 52 Den 53 Single item 54 Follows Fri. 55 The sweetsop 56 Old-time slave 57 Observe DOWN 17 Concerning 19 Hebrew letter 1 Bard 22 Suitable 2 Sandarac 24 Babylonian tree deity 3 Punctuation 25 Sicilian mark volcano 4 Plunge 26 Gaseous 5 Devoured element 6 Occupant 27 Tiny particle 7 Build 28 Comment 8 Gleam 29 Possessive 9 Experimental pronoun room: colloq. 30 Fruit seed 10 Everyone 32 Improves 11 Spelling 33 Oolong, e.g. contest 36 Tantalum symbol 37 Beer mugs 38 Hairy 40 Follow 41 Perform 43 Running 44 Apportion 45 Not at home 46 Nerve network 47 Guido's high note 48 Indian memorial post 49 Baker's product 50'Wine: Fr. 18 Thursday, May 1, 1986 RANGER Softball team tuning up for Nationals by Robb Luehr Q. Asst. Sports Editor It was an unusual week for the Parkside softball team -- they lost two games. They won four, however, and tied one, to improve their record to 26-9-1. The tie came in the second game of a doubleheader against DePaul on Tuesday, April 22. The Rangers won the first game 3-1, but the v second game had to be stopped because of darkness. Neither team had scored in the game. The next day, the Rangers traveled to St. Xavier, with mixed results. In the first game, the Rangers scored two runs - in the top of the fifth inning to grab the lead. In the bottom of the inning, Heidi Ostrander had to leave the game with a sore arm. Wendy Sackman relieved and held St. Xavier until the seventh, when Janet Koenig came in. Unfortunately for Koenig, St. Xavier scored and won the game 3-2. That didn't bother her, however. To show she wasn't fazed by those events, she took the mound in her regular starting turn and shut out St. Xavier 3-0. This past weekend, the Rangers made the short trip west to Whitewater for the Warhawk tournament. It didn't start out well for Parkside. In their first game of the tournament, the Rangers lost to Aurora University 4-0. "We didn't hit well at all," said head coach Linda Draft, "In fact, 15 of our 21 outs were fly balls, and you won't win many games hitting like that.'' Ostrander, her arm recovered, started the game and pitched well, giving up only one earned run, but a couple of errors by her teammates led to three unearned runs. The Rangers' next game was much easier to take. They played Stevens Point, who came into the contest with an 0-16 record. As expected, the Rangers prevailed 8-2. Koenig was the winning pitcher, giving up just six hits. The leading hitters were Renee Spear, Pat Neder and Jackie Rittmer with two hits each. Platteville was the next opponent and the next victory, the Rangers winning 3-0 behind Koenig's two-hit shutout. Lea Hammen and Neder each were 2-for-3 at the plate to lead the Ranger attack. The team now has a week off to prepare for the NAIA District 14 playoffs. They have a game scheduled for Saturday against an alumni team, then they travel to Eau Claire on Monday to play the Blugolds in a best two out of three series. If the Rangers win, they will host the winner of District 13 (Minnesota region) in the Bi-District 6 final. The winner of District 13 will most likely be Southwest State, according to Draft. "They're a good team. They're not to be taken lightly." Classified Services Offered CLINICAL HYPNOSIS: Lose weight, stop smoking, improve study habits and test taking, reduce stress and anxiety. Call Randall Potter at 414-652-2727 for more information or an appointment. ACCURATE AND dependable typing for the student and professional. 554-0492. HOT TUB Rentals-Slam dunk your friends in our delivered portable spa. Rub-A-Dub hot tub, rental and sales- 553-9095. PEELA-GRAM! 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Personals NAT, HERE'S to a fun in the sun summer. . .Cheers. Red FLASH! MAYNARD scheduled for the chair-electrifying results. FLASH! MAYNARD tried for treason! Trial in August! FLASH! MAYNARD tells all; Dave aghast-news at eleven! BUB-YOU better realize your feelings pronto immedioso. Acacia. FLASH! MAYNARD on death row. Dave feeling pressure from bears. JOHN, THE search is over...K.K. THE ACACIA tree must be beautiful, the person is. Bub DEAR SECRET Admirer: Thank you. It was the biggest I ever had. rko FLASH! DAVE pardons Maynard alias "Teddy Tattletale" All are happy. OFFICE-MAY our endings be sweeter than our beginnings. J.R. TO ALL of the office-have a great summer. Michelle BABE: HAPPY 21st B-day. Love you always. Kid THE OFFICE: wish our differences weren't our downfall. Kid JENNY CARR: Thanks for all the cheezie fish. Joyce VOLLEYBALL REMATCH PSGA vs. PSE; bigger than wrestle Mania 2. VOLLEYBALL REMATCH PSGA will kill PSE this time. VOLLEYBALL REMATCH PSGA will take no prisoners. FLASH! MAYNARD found guiltymom pleads for her son. VOLLEYBALL REMATCH, PSGA will take PSE in three games. SOC PICNIC, May 11, goodies, fun, prizes and PSGA. PSGA WILL dunk the competition at the picnic. WE'LL REALLY miss you Jennie; lucky you, for the first time in years you can be a real student (only). Love from Opus. MIKE SWANTZ: When are you going to call Me!?!?! PSGA-KISS my volleyball. PSE HEIDI-YOU are one in a million X 10 010 Steve BILL IN Dallas-Let's be husbands. Bill TO: H.H. Congrats. You did it on your own. F.F. OPUS-HOW do you hold a pen with flippers. Einstein OPUS-WHY talk to Dan? He's only the Court Jester! CIRCUS INSURANCE: The legend lives on this summer. Road Dog TRIGGER, YOU'RE Running out of time. I won't wait forever, Mike SANDRA, DON'T sic Allen on me, TO: SWA. FA-1, FA-2, Bunny, Spandex. Leather, Drive, Barbie, and Sleeze. To bad we didn't meet. Mike and Curt. BELINDA, THANKS for taking care of may back this semester! Curt TO ALL our friends in the Union, The End is only the beginning. Curt-Mike OPUS-DO and the Union don't mix. Spanky and Alfalfa OPUS-YOU'RE depleting our supply of "grab-close C.B." OPUS-YOUR penguin lust sends us into new reals of surrealistic ecstasy. Spanky and Alfalfa OPUS-I can stagger a straight line too! God. NO OTHER PREMIUM BEER IN AMERICA IS BREWED TO THE STANDARDS OF OLD STYLE. Thanks for your support this year. We are proud to be served at THE END again this year. WE'LL SEE YOU THERE. UW-PARKSIDE YhjVe Got Qtyle HEILEMAN'S OLD STYLE BEER BREWED WITH WATER FROM WHEN THE EARTH WAS PURE Distributed by May Beverages - Kenosha, Wl .2 riuio / RANGER Thursday, May 1, 1986 by Robb Luehr Asst. Sports Editor They came from all over -- Stevens Point, Oshkosh, Madison, Parkside -a dozen schools in all. The occasion? The Milwaukee Brewers' annual College Media night. For the non-sports writer or broadcaster, this program might have been a seemingly endless series of long talks by people who are knowledgeable in their respective fields, but to those who hope to follow in the paths of these men, the presentation was informative, interesting, and cold. It would have been points in the Brewer organizatin's favor to have a contingency plan in mind when they found out about the possibility of less than spring-like temperatures. The only break we had was the tour of the press box, where it was 75 degrees. After the tour, it was back to the cold Rathskeller for the rest of the seminar. I hope next year, there will be a plan 'B' on the off-hand chance that winter hangs around again. Aside from the cold and hard benches, the day's program was well run. Dick Hackett, vice president of marketing for the Brewers opened the seminar, then gave way to Tom "Sky" Skibosh, director of publicity, who spoke about how a professional sports organization deals with the media. Skibosh then continued as a master of ceremonies. Next up was Mario Ziino, director of publications, who told the group about the many facets of collecting material and putting it together for a game program or the Brewer yearbook. Of greatest interest to the gathering was the thoughts and advice of the next speaker, Milwaukee Journal sports editor Terry Galvin. He did not mince words. Galvin gave the lowdown on the prospects of getting a job in print journalism, and what is required on the part of the prospective sportswriter. Among his bits of advice were: • "A degree is extremely important -in fact, you won't even get a look from a major paper without one." • "You have to move around to get somewhere -you have to let people know who you are just to get where you want to go if you really want to get into this business." • "The real criterion, I think, that most prospective employers go by is ability ... if you feel you can write, send some clips to an editor in town and ask if he will go through them. The key thing is to find out soon if this is the avenue you should pursue." • "I should tell you -warn you -to get into writing, you have to be very good and very lucky." The next item on the agenda was an informal press conference with Brewer manager George Bamberger and players Rob Deer and Dan Plesac. The school representatives were able to ask questions of the three men, and those questions covered a lot of bases. After the press conference, Milwaukee Brewers pitcher Dan Plesac (with microphone), along with manager George Bamberger (left) and outfielder Rob Deer, fielded questions from members of the statewide college press at the Brewers' annual College Media Night, held last week. Observing at right is Brewers' Publicity Director Tom "Sky" Skibosh. Ziino returned and led the college contingent to the press box to show the working environment of the sportswriter. County Stadium's pressbox is among the smallest in the major leagues, he said. Baseball team continues skid Due to a rainout on Saturday, the Parkside baseball team played just one game last week. Tuesday, April 22, the Rangers played Northeastern Illinois in 40-degree weather. As a result of the cold and a mixup in the teams' home/ away status, Parkside starting pitcher Chris Rozell didn't warm up properly, but began the game anyway. By the time he warmed up fully, N.E. Illinois scored nine runs in the first inning en route to a 12-4 win. "In that kind of weather, it's hard to get warm and stay warm," said assistant coach Dale Phillips. After the first-inning shelling, Rozell only allowed two more earned runs in his next three innings of work. He walked five and struck out five. "We gave them too many ®®®®®®®®®®®®®®® baserunners," said Phillips. "They kept dissecting our fielders when they hit the ball. They hit it where we weren't." John Gonfiniantini relieved Rozell in the fifth inning and gave up only two hits while walking three and fanning one in two innings. Frank Cistaro pitched the final three innings. In all, N.E. Illinois had 17 hits. The Ranger offense wasn't too bad, either, collecting 11 hits and four runs. "We would have won 4-3 if it wasn't for the first inning," Phillips said. Chad Miller, Mike Stolnack and Bruce Mergener were the leading hitters with two each. We returned to the chilly Rathskeller for the next speaker, Brewer broadcaster Pat Hughes. As in the newspaper business, said Hughes, the job market is very tight in broadcasting. After Hughes, the speaker was William Haig, vice-president for broadcast operations, who spoke on the aspects of broadcast management. Last on the program, but not least, was the "baseball buffet" which consisted of all the staples of a night at the ballpark -brats, hot dogs (with the Secret Stadium sauce), beans and German potato salad, not to mention free beer, wine coolers and soda. All in all, the seminar was well received by those in attendance, despite the frigid temperatures. Afterwards, the college reps were treated to a free baseball game, although it wasn't much of a treat. The temperature dipped to around freezing by game's end and the home team lost 5-4. Former A-A wins race Ted Miller of Racine, a former track All-American at Parkside, was the winner of the Cook County Illinois Marathon on Sunday, finishing in a time of two hours, '31 minutes and 40 seconds. NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION All positions available Fall semester. Applications now being accepted in Room 209 of the Parkside Union through Monday, May 12. CASHIERS/BARTENDERS ® $ ® ® ® ® ® SECURE STORAGE ® MID-CITY U STORE| MANY SIZES 1280 SHERIDAN RD. i 553-9800 ® D ®® ® ® ®® ® ® ®® ® ® ® • UNION SQUARE BAR • RECREATION CENTER CINEMA THEATER SWEET SHOPPE The Parkside Union is an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. College Media Night informative but chilly 20 Thursday. May 1, 1986 RANGER Team loses only to the best By Richard Blay Sports Editor After a ten game winning streak, the Ranger tennis team got their "aces" kicked by Whitewater 8-1. On Monday, April 28 the Rangers traveled to Whitewater with the hope of upsetting arguably the best team in the state. As it turned out, pDan Hyatt was the only player to win his match as the Rangers won only three sets overall. Whitewater has the number one tennis player in the state from any university. Madison won't even play Whitewater for fear of losing to a Division III school. Before dropping their first match of the season, the Rangers added victims nine and ten. Last Monday, the team lost only two sets on route to a 9-0 stomping of Carroll College. Three days plater, Concordia received the same treatment except they filed to win a single set in nine matches. Tennis coach Richard Frecka stated "this is the best team I have ever coached here at Parkside. The difference between this team and past teams is that we have so much depth. Our number six player can beat our number one player. With four freshmen and only two returning players, I did not expect us to come along this fast especially in doubles play. If someone would have told me that we were going to beat Carroll and Milwaukee twice this year, I would have never believed it." The Rangers also competed April 25-26 in the NAIA District 14 Championships at Lacrosse. To qualify for Nationals, you must win singles, doubles or have your team place first. The Rangers did neither, as Stout and Lacrosse dominated the tournament. 5^6 5^6 The overall records for doubles and singles play are as follows : Singles 1. Jason Caspers (6-5) 2. Vahan Mahdasian (9-2) 3. Dave Hyatt (8-3) 4. Randy LeCount (9-2) 5. Dan Hyatt (9-0) 6. Jeff Stanich (10-1) Doubles 1. Caspers-Mahdasian (9-2) 2. Hyatt-Hyatt (10-1) 3. LeCount-Stanich (8-3) 1986 Tennis Team Front Row: Jason Caspers, Dave Hyatt, Reuben Montoya, Scott Sell, Randy LeCount. Back Row: Kirk Noha, Vahan Mahdasian, Brian Chilke, Jeff Stanich, Coach Dick Frecka. PICNIC Want to Know More? ASK AN SOC CLUB MEMBER. 'krL Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 30, May 1, 1986 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 29 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Asbestos, radioactive waste raise concerns on campus Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, April 24, 1986 Alumnusjinds direction Page 6 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Farm crisis affects students Page 7 Volume 14, No. 29 ailioacti:ve waste cerns on campus by Jennie Tunkieicz. Editor Asbestos removal, st9i· age of hazardous waste and the possible mtshandling of radioactive materials on campus were discussed at an Environmental Concerns Committee meeting last week. carol Lee Saffioti, associate professor of English, represented concerned fac- uity, staff and students, who raised questions to her about the handling of hazardous materials at Parkslde. ECC also received a memo from the Universtiy Commit- tee. stating, .....ther.e have been many questions raised about the presence of asbes- tos In Greenqulst !;faJl and about the sarety rstandards observed in themonilorlnjt and removal oltadioactiJl'e matertal." . 'rhePmv"rsrfY CommltteeregJlestejtEoo to Investigate the matl:et~ Jlaffiott spenf five days in- v.llstigating some 01 the con- cerns and prepared a rough document in which she outlm .. ed the possihle <iiscourse be- tween the handling of hazard- ous matertals on campus and gutdeltnes of the state of Wisconsin, and from the En- vironmental Protection Agency and the Occupational Safety and Health Admin- Istration. Asbestos removal has been occuring in Greenquist Hall f<Jrthe past month. Gary Gdetz. assistant chan- cellor for fiscal affairs. said that during the Greenqulst venlllation project currently underway. asbestos-Imed .pipes were found and had to be removed "Th.e project Is under the .controi ot the state building commlslo.n at¥! we have been aSJlutelf!t: s being delt with In 4p-tOper Way." said Goetz. Sil,ffipt! .sa:l<l the campus mayllllQt)'il've compiled WIth Callboxes put on hold power at that time is red~ced to a minimum, all otncers are needed for patrol, leaving no one to man the control center at Tallent Hall. "The beauty of these call boxes is that students can contact the officers directly," he explained. "When the lot unit is picked up, It lmm:-dl- ately beeps. and the officer can respond to any call from anywhere on campu.s .- ~. side or outside the building. The system operates at 450- 470 MHz, a "local govern- ment radio" frequency, and for this reason it violates F~C codes, according to ~lke Toner of the state Depart. ment of Administration, who vetoed the ·system's im- plementation. . "The FCC stipulates that If an one other than the actual 1ic~nse holder operates a sys- tem at this frequency, the call must go into the central control system. The problem is that the security depart. CallBoxe~See pag~'2 by Gary L. Schneeberger If Parkside doesn't get an emergency parking lot com- munication system, it won't ~e for lack of trying, accord- mg to Gary Goetz, assistant chancellor for fiscal affairs. Campus security was pre- pared to have emergency call boxesinstalled In the Phy Ed. Comm Arts and Union lots, but the Wisconsin Depart. ment of Public Admlnistra- han blocked the installation. "For years, student groups have worked with the adrnin- l~tration, trying to establish a Imk between the parking lots ~nd security," Goetz said. We looked at a number of alternatives and finally came up with a radio device we thought answered all our prOblems." I The system, purchased 7'm MotorOla In Milwaukee a a cost of $19,000, bypasses ~i problem inherent during 'ti rd·shlft security opera- ans,'Goeti· said-:-~S.irrceman. many guidelines outlined by the EPA, or OSHA, such as posting warnings that asbes- tos was being removed, keep- ing the community informed about the level of the asbes- tos, and developing a commu- nications packet for the build- ing occupants and others. "As good citizens we haven't followed the spirit of the law," said Baftiot!. In an interview on Tuesday, Goetz said he contacted the State Supervisor for the Greenquist project, Mike Widen, who told Goetz that ail the proper rules and regula. tions have been followed, and that an "expert" removed the asbestos in an upfront and proper way. At the Eoo meeting Safflotl addressed the issue of the storage and removal of haz· ardous waste containers on campus. She said c.ontainers or drums on campus groundS Hazardous See Page 5 Peace chances debated by Karl Dixon News Editor The differences and the similarties between the two positions on the opposite sides of the national defense issue were explored by the featured speakers of a peace confer- ence Saturday. Randall Forsberg. the Di- rector of the Institute for De- fense and Disarmament Stud- ies and Keith Payne, from the National Institute for Public Policy, discussed the subject of defense and laid out their very different but sometimes compatible positions. "We have larger and grow. ing conventional forces," Forsberg said. "We have set up a house of cards which is designed to fall over. The next 20-50 years may bring depression or a civil war." There is a small number of elites controlling the military forces, Forsberg said, "Our goal is to do away with the armed forces and the perpet- uation of the nuclear arms race." Forsberg said that even if the number of nuclear weap- ons was reduced by 99 per- cent, there would still be enough left to obliterate most of the major clties In the northern hemisphere. "If we reduce the nuclear weapons, we would increase the possibility of conventional war without eliminating the danger of nuclear war," he continued. The goal of the peace move- ment. Forsberg saId, Is to "reduce standard convention- al forces and to end the use of those forces as tools of power." Payne conceded that the more militaristic interests and the peace movement do have some common goals, but their policy recomrnenda- tions, he said, are very differ· ent. "We have many of the same goals," he said. "We want to reduce mllitary spending, end warfare and live in a world where people don't dismember one another. But, we don't agree in the area of policy." The two sides of the issue tend to be very sell-righteous and talk past one another, he continued. "There Is an Irn- mediate problem, and we want to have the prabl m Peace See Page 5 Take a break Workers take a break (rom constructin/( the new on-campus housing complex. 2 Thursday. Apri124, 1986 L • Winner says "thanks" SIIHI'll" To tbe Editor year. This has been the best ~®OO~~ .........,....._......------- Wowl Did it really happen? year. that I can remember. ~~ Did she just call out my for SOC people to cooperate name? It must be. I can't be- and get things done when Ileve that this Is happening to they needed to be done. A me. special thanks goes to the I'd like to thank the Dtstin- people that worked on the gulshed Student Service "Toy's for Kids" Committee. Award Selection Committee 1 am proud to say that 1 am a for selecting myself as one of member of Parkslde's Activt- the recipients for this year's ties Board (PAB) and will be award. I would also llke to continuing on as the chairper- thank the person who nomt- son of the Performing Arts nated me for the award. Committee. Watch out for It has been a pleasure what's coming to Parkside working with so many differ- this next year. I think that all ent people during my years the students will want to buy here at Parkside. The Parksl- season tickets for the series., de Dance Ensemble--Rangers If I have missed anyone, I d & Rangerettes have been a like to thank them also. Just great bunch of people to work because I won this award with. I think we have had the doesn't mean I'm going to most "volunteering" group of stop putting my best effort people in the Student Organi- forward. Watch out. zallons Councli (SOC) this Dan Galbraith Callboxes·------ Call Boxes From Page I men! does not have this dis- patch person at the control- ling switch box to monitor the transmissions coming in." Toner called the FCC's Chi- cago bureau and its national headquarters to seek their opinions, and they agreed with his Interpretallon. "This has nothing to do with the Department of Ad- ministration," he said. "It's simply a case of a violation of FCC regulations discovered during the same checking process we conduct whenever we're reviewing contracts." According to Motorola sales representative Sue McCarten, however, the code in question is obscure and has not been so strictly enforced in the past. At Parkslde's bequest, she is consulting with techni- cal advisers, seeking evi- dence to overturn Toner's de- cision. "Basically, what I've found out is that other places are using the very same system with no problem at all. 1 reviewed a copy of the Uni- versity of Michigan'S con- tract. and they received the same system no questions asked. "The Department's reading of the code is far too strict -" she continued. "All the FCC wants is a central control center which can close down a system in case someone not authorized to use it uses it. In Parkside's situation, that would happen if someone used the boxes as a prank, or if the box was inadvertently left in a call position, tying up the line. .'But even thcugh there isn't a person physically seat- ed behind the switchboard, the system can still be shut down. All a patrol officer would need to do Is go to the control center and shut down the repeater (a more power- ful transmitter which acts as the 'medium' through which the two-way communication passes)." McCarten is seeking the aid of Motorola's corporate head- quarters in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida to intercede on behalf of the university and obtain installation permission from the FCC. Goetz is optimistic that the effort will succeed, but is worried about doing without the system in the interim. "No one really understands the situation unless they ex- perience it," he said. "It'.s very frightening to walk out to your car at night, find that it won't start, and realize you can't get back Into the build- ing to call for help. We need these boxes, not only for the lots, but possibly for the dorms in the fall. " Ron Brinkmann, director of campus security, echoes Goetz's concern. "I hope to hell we don't miss any calls without these boxes that we might have been able to answer with them," he said. ~ Nobody asked me, but. Let Elvis rest in peace by Jim Nelbaur Feature Editor Can you stand just one more article about Elvis Presley? It's just that every time I am innocently in line at the grocery store, I am accosted by screaming headlines from the scandal tabloids regard- ing Elvis, Priscilla or Lisa Marie Presley. It doesn't matter that Elvis has been dead for nearly a decade. And that isn't all. "Saturday Night Live" reo cently ran a painfully unfun- ny sketch regarding Elvis Presley. The film "Into the Night" had the audacity to in- sinuate disgusting things about Elvis Presley. David Letterman recently made the offensive comment that In commemoration of Presley's fiftieth birthday, Rexall was running a two-for-one special on prescription drugs. And writer Albert Goldman wrote a so-called biography which critic Grell Marcus called "Lies about Elvis lies about us." Why? I don't know! Appar- ently ~here are a lot of people who Just don't realize that rock and roll would not have happened as It did had It not been for Elvis Presley. Many of the music's most Important artists - Bruce Springsteen is the best example - would have been absolutely incon- ceivable without Elvis Pres- ley. RCA Victor is still another problem. Their endless re- packaging of random Presley hits and their adding strings and other effects to "contem· porize" music that Is largely historical caused rock critic Dave Marsh to state that he wonders when "America's greatest music legend" will get proper treatment on re- cords. Perhaps the problem Is that Presley was so much a victim of his own massive popular-ity as well as his bad manage- ment. Presley's manager un- fortunately insisted upon a lot of fluffy-type films and re- cords to make Presley a more "commercial" com. mOdity,. thus hampering the reputatron of his original rebel rocker persona and his early Sun and RCA discs. However, when one clears away all of the dross, one can see the very foundation of aU •• rock "music. Elvis Presley is called the king of rock and roll simply, because his music (especially the early mate rial) contains the seeds 01 everything rock and roll is today. Priscilla Presley did a courageous and commenda· ble job presenting an honest look at Elvis the man inher best-selling book "Elvis and Me" but the essential ac- cou'nt of Elvis Presley is his music. Perhaps the bestthing to do is grab a copy of II.Th~ Rolling Stone Record GUIde and look up Presley's dis- cography. Then check out ~ny or all of the albums rated five A stars. The more you hear, the more you 'u realize just \\:ho was responsible for puttmg rock and roil on the map, as well as who opened the d?o.r for the brilliant black mUSiCl· ans who originated the styles from whence rock and 1'011 '" came. . . the Elvis Presley IS, by rar. single most important fi~ure in rock history. The next tI~e you want to laugh at a na s ~ joke about him, realize thfd your record collection wou t be unfathomably diflere n had he never existed. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Congress got 200 letters, and student writers got pizza Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, April 17, 1986 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Volume 14, No. 28 "Cats" costumer visits campus Pagel Tennis team's win streak Page 11 Students rally for aid at UW-Madison by Hans W. Hauschild Students in underwear and ripped clothing walked to the capital tna financial aid rally held In Madison, Friday. April 11. . The rally which was organ- Izedby ihe April 11 Coalition, siarted at Madison's Library Mall and attracted approxi- mately 1000 students. Adrian Serrano. PSGA president, was one of the speakers at the dernonstra- tion and a few Parkside stu- dents participated in the event. Some speakers at the mall were Joanna Richard, Presi·- dent of United Council of UW Student Governments; Tammy Baldwin. Dane Coun- ty supervisor and Heather Ritchie from All People Con- gress. Most speakers urged 1 .. students to contact their rep- 'resentatives and senators and they reminded students to •'help yourselves b.ecause no- body else will." and to ask fellow students to conta.ct congress. . . The April 11 CoalltlOn which organized the event IS made up of many groul?s. Wisconsin Student ASSOCIa- tion Progressive student Net- work, United Council and other Madison groups organ- .ized the coalition. A letter writing table, set up to help students write to Congress to vo~ce ?isse~t about the cuts, fmanCIal aid voter registration a~d other information was avaIlable at Library Mall. Three progressive rock bands played at the rally, The CrabS; Whompity Whompity; Rally see Page 6 Congress got 200 letters, and student writers got pizza by Hans W. Hauschdd Pizza was given to students who wrote letters to Con- gressmen telling them to op- pose the education cuts at Parkside's financial aid rally was held in Union Bazaar on Wednesday, April 9. Getting students to write letters to their. representa- tives and senators was the main purose for the PSGA- sponsored rally. Over 200 let- ters were written, offering a piece of pizza for each letter. PSG A members walked around to help people write letters while other members of PSGA addressed and en- veloped the letters. Speakers at the rally were Jan Ocker, Parkside g'Inan- ctat Aid Director; Jesse Har- grove, Director of Education- al Opportunity Center; and Acting Chancellor Betty Shut- ler. The speakers emphasized how important it is to write a letter and they also touched on what will happen should cuts go through. -PSGA President Adrian Serrano suggested that stu- dents writing to their con- gressman should tell them to vote for the Andrews Amend- ment. Hargrove said, "this amendment is going to put $1.2 billion back in the educa- tion fund. II - pbolO by Jack Bomhuetter PSGA president Adrian Serrano stamps some orthe 200 let- ters written to Congressmen by students voicing dissent on the impending financial aid cuts. At the letter writing rally PSGA gave advice for writing a letter. Things to do are keep it simple and personal, state you are a student, say you are a voter. and put in personal facts about yourself. Hargrove suggested being di- rect by telling the representa- tives and senators that you will not vote for them if the cuts go through. Some students who atten- ded the rally said they were not being affected, but knew others who wlU be or were worried about being arrected by the cuts In the future. Many students were worried that if they had to get a full- time job that they could not concentrate on school or even attend. Most feli the rally was a good Idea. PSGA senator J.J. Mathe- son said that the rally Is a good way for a student to pro- test because a violent protest may put one in jail, where one wlll not do any good: Photo by Hans .buscbUd Students marched down State Street in Madison to protest reductions in financial aid. . 2 Thursday, Aprll17, 1986 Nobody asked, but.•. Financial Oldis important issue Hans W. Hauschild South Africa needs our sup- port too, but I feel the people of the United States should help themselves first. It seems the U.S. wants to help others before we help our- selves. I have never heard of another nation helping the U,S. The rally in Madison was about cuts coming from the government, which are going to affect everybody, not just financial aid students. I think we should help South Africa. but help ourselves first, so we will have help and support to give others. It sure is strange that in Madison over 500 people marched in an apartheid demonstration, yet only about 150 people marched in a fi· nancial aid demonstration. It just doesn't seem right to me that there were more demonstrators for South Afri· ca, a place on the other side of the globe, than there was for a financial aid rally, which includes cuts that will affect everyone here in the United States. Don't get me wrong. I feel Letter to the editor Earl turned yellow To the Editor: Remember the old saying, "If you can't stand the heat,' get out of the kitchen" ? It takes a strong leader to uphold a measure that is cor- rect but unpopular. It is obvi- ous from what has transpired over this last week that Gov. Anthony Earl is NOT such a leader. Earl had for two years· stood solid on keepIng Wisconsin's drinking age at 19, only to back down at the eleventh hour. It doesn't mat- ter that the national 21 law will be economic suicide for an already-ailtng Wisconsin business climate, which will lose an estimated $9 million in state liquor and sales taxes and another $160 million in lost revenue annually. It doesn't matter that the law violates the 10th amend- ment of the U.S. Constitution, whIch states that "The pow- ers not delegated to the United States by the Constltu- tion ...are reserved to the states respectively, or to the people." It doesn't matter that the law was tabled in this session of the legislature fair and square. No, it doesn't matter. Just one week ago, Gov. Earl was strongly opposed to the 21 age. Now he states that raising the drinking age "may be inevitable." Earl has made an appalling imper- sonation of a spineless jelly fish by bending his political stance in order to sway votes. Earl says he doesn't want to make "a political issue" out of the 21 age, but by creating a "special session" of the leg- islature in order to run this bill through before his bid for _ .. re-election in November, making a political issue out of it is exactly what he is doing. With the date set at Sept. I, the Wisconsin 21 law conven- Iently goes into effect one month before the national compliance deadline. It's unfortunate that Gov. Earl has wimped out so late in the game. I believe a lot more people support the 19 drinking age than the polls show. Earl's weak-kneed polio tics will cost him many votes _ including mine - from' his true supporters. So, who loses? Every Wisconsin taxpayer and every U.S. citizen. From now on, Wisconsin will have to come up with $9 million more tax dollars every year, which can mean only one thing: higher taxes. The annual $160 million loss of state business is another nail in the coffin of Wisconsin's economy. In just five years, this state will be over $850 million in the hole. Beyond that, the rights of every U.S. citizen are com- promised. By allowing this unconstitutional bill to pass, we are breaking the chains of the bureaucratic monster, giving us even less control of our own government. God only knows which of our con- stituilonal rights is next to go. We have seen Gov. Earl's true colors, and they're all yellow. He is too weak to stand up for the politics that made him a good governor. For the rights of this state and its citizens. it's obvious that Earl cannot stand the heat, he should get out of the capitol. HOW NOT 10 SlOP TERROR\SM. Letter to the editor Time again to "Save the Library"- resulting from a large pro. jected budget deficit threaten library collection devetop. ment at Parkside. The 1986-87 budget doesoot start until July I, 1986, and no new book or periodical orders~ will be sent until that date un- less additional funding be- comes available. Althougb we, the faculty, staff and stu- dents at Parkslde,' cannot hope to raise the $30·$40,000 needed to keep up new book Letter see Page 8 creasing In numbers. This week there were fewer than 20 volumes added to our col- lections. In the very near fu- ture, the shelf will be empty. The last order for new books was sent more than two .months ago because the li- brary budget was totally committed. Last week I was told that books which had been order- ed will not be accepted by the library because there are no funds to pay for them. Once again, state-wide budget cuts To the Editor: Four years ago almost to the day, the students at .Park- side held a "Save the Library Day." Several thousand dol- lars were raised to help offset the reduction of periodical SUbscriptions necessitated by system-wide budget cuts, Parkside again faces a li- brary budget crisis. Those of you who check the "new books" sheif just east of the main circulation desk will have noticed that the new book arrivals have been de- Letter to the editor PSGA resolves election contest To the Editor: The student body should be aware of the recent contro- versy surrounding the spring PSGA election. An aware and very concerned student was disturbed by several events in the election. In ·an effort to prevent future discrepancies five allegations were brought against the election. Two of the charges dealt with posters supposedly within 50 feet of the polls; two charges were in response to alleged vote-solic- iting and the final charge was that pollsters did not check student IDs. The matter was sent for review to the Spring Election Committee and they in turn sent their advice back to the new Senate. The Senate decided to take no action on the first four charges because we felt that either the proper action had already been taken (posters removed) or the charges were not "solid" enough. On the fifth charge, however, we found that IDs were not checked and for that the sen. ate is publicly reprimanding the Spring Election Commit. tee. Besides the reprimand. thanks to this concerned stu, dent, we are now reviewing the entire election process, Perhaps changes should be made, mainly in the area of "checks and balances." It was not easy for the senateto .- decide on an issue directly re- lating to its being there. 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Business l\lanager Steve Picazo •.....•••.....•••••.........Distribution Manager STAFF Kim Barskaitiki, Leo Bose J e!1~y Carr, Scott Curty: Wilham Dezoma, Mike Farren, Gretchen G~.yhart, Tammy Hannah, Krtsty Harrington Hans Hauschljd, Caroi Kortendick, Rick Luehr Kim?erly . Mir Heidari, Eric NOWJcki, Michelle Petersen Mike RohI, Septt Scheuber, Hui Serpe. Debbie Siegel Nick Toper. ' Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 14, issue 28, April 17, 1986 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 14, issue 27 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Students speak out against Christoph tenure denial Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, April 10, 1986 Student recalls Dylan Thomas Page 7 Runners off to Austria PageJ2 LJniversity of Wisconsin-Parkside Volume 14, No. 27 photo by Dave Mc~~'oy Open House or open wounds? ThISstudent certainly "got the point" of the Open House held last week on April 7. The bed of nails was part of~h~ Physics Club display, one of many sbarp campus exhibits - although undeniably this was the sharpest. . Students speak out against Christoph tenure denial by Kimberlie Kranich Asst. News Editor An appeal hearing between S. Richard Christoph, assist. ant German professor, and Ben Greenebaum, acting vice chancellor I scheduled for Monday. will provide Chris- toph the opportunity to make a personal case for his reten- tion at Parkside. Greenebaum vetoed Chris- toph's tenure recommenda, tion after Christoph had re- ceived unanimous recornmen, dation for tenure from the Personnel Review Committee (PRe), in addition to a rec- ommendation from the hu- manities division. Greenebaum cited "pro- grammatic concerns" as the main reason for his decision to veto the tenure recommen- dation. Greenebaum will have ten days to respond to the nearing. If Greenebaum does not reverse his decision, Christoph will have one final chance for appeal before the Faculty Rights and Responsi- bility Committee. Numerous letters of support of Christoph have been sent to Greenebaum by both the modern language students and the humanities executive committee. Christoph has conscien- tiously removed himself from any actions students have taken on his behalf, but said Racine rebirth predicted by Karl Dixon News Editor Racine County currently has several long term devel- opments underway, and is at- tempting to formulate a cli- mate that is conducive to business development, ac- cording to Monday's Social Science Roundtable, "Shap·. ing Racine County's Eco· nomic Future. II The speakers, Racine Coun: ty Executive Len ZiolkowskI and Kathleen Venturelli. ex- ecutive director of the Racine County Economic Develop- ment Corporation, discussed the p~ojects currently under- way to encourage develop- ment in the Racine area. "Racine has had a depend- ence on manufacturing, and at one point had an economy where 43% of the jobs were manufacturing jobs," Zlo- kowski said. "This is higher than both the state and na- tional average." _ Racine has always had ~n entrepreneurial base to It, Ziolkowski continued, and those businesses underwent a period of change which in- cluded growth and merger. "Things went to pot in 1979 . when the unemployment rate went up, the interest rates went up and the plants clos- ed," Ziolkowski said. "From 1979 to 1983, Racine County lost 10,000 manufacturing jobs and was among the nation's top twenty for unernploy- ment." The retention of new busi- ness and the arrival of new business are the areas that Ziolkowski said receive much of his time. "Hopefufly, we're a little more ahead in the area of retention and we can look towards the future," he said. ".It took us 18 months, but we landed Dow Jones, who will build a satellite printing company, which will Racine see page 2 that he does not •'encourage or discourage any actions they (students] may take, It is, after all, their academic future about which they argue." According to Andrew McLean, chair of the humani- ties division, a subcommittee was formed at a March 31 ex- ecutive humanities commit- tee meeting to draft a letter in support of Christoph to convince Greenebaum to re- consider his decision. In addition to the executive committee's letter, many let. ters in support of Christoph have been send by modern languages students to both Greenebaum and acting chan- cellor Betty Shutler. Judy Lanning, an under- graduate student working on a French and German major, initiated a memorandum alerting modern language students to the uncertainty of the future of Parkside's mod. ern language program and of Christoph's tenure veto. Lanning and other students have sent letters to Greene- baum and copies to Shutler, incoming chancellor Sheila Kaplan and McLean. In a letter to Greenebaum, Lanning voiced her displeas- ure at Greenebaum 's decision and urged that Christoph be granted tenure. According to Lanning, one of the strengths of Parkside lies in "its ability to attract some excellent fac- ulty, ilke Christoph." Some of Lanning's reasons for wanting to retain Chrts- toph, as stated In her letter, are Christoph's ability to motivate students, his wtlling- ness to deviate from the les- son plan when appropriate and his successful efforts to motivate students to attend the junior year abroad pro. gram in Freiberg, Germany. Both Greenebaum and ShutIer have responded to Lanning's letter. In his letter, Greenebaum responded to LannIng by writing, "I assure you that 1 will consider them (the reasons for retaining Christoph) carefully at are· consideration that Dr. Ctrrts- toph has requested. " "You can be sure that your opinion and those of other stu- dents will be considered in the review (Christoph's ten- ure appeal)," responded Shutler to Lanning's letter. Bernice Serpe, also a stu- dent of Christoph'S, wrote In Tenure see page 2 PSGA urges support for US Senate amendment The Parkslde Student Ocv- ernment Association approv- ed a resolution last Friday that urges Senators Robert Kasten and Will1am Proxmire to support an amendment that would increase the fed- eral education budget $L2 btl- lion after the inflation level. The Andrews Amendment was narrowly defeated in the Senate Budget Committee, and the same- amendment wiIl be offered on the floor of the senate. "This amendment went across party lines," said Ad- rian Serrano, PSGA presi- dent. "Andrews is a Republt- can and he plans to introduce the same bill on the floor of the senate. He has a bunch of co-sponsors, but Kasten Is not one of them, although he dld support the amendment in committee." The administration's cur- rent budget for the 1987 fiscal year calls for $15.2billion for education, which Is $3.2 btl- lion less than the 1986flscal year, and $2.5 billion less than the 1986fiscal year after Oramrn-Rudman. In other business, the sen- ate also passed a resolution urging students, faculty, ad- ministration and other organ- izations to protest in voice and action, budget cuts of federal financial ald. ... T r RANGER 2 Thursday. April 10. 1986 - Editorial Support plan suggestions The Parkside student Government Association on Tues- day night unanimously appproved of a document responding to the Educational Services Reorgization Plan. The reorganization plan makes several very necessary changes in the structure of the Educational Services area, which includes such services as counseling, the Union and career planning services. One needed change outlined by the new plan aligns the Computer Center and the Library Learning Center with the academic area, thereby removing them from the Education Services area. There are some areas of the plan, however, which students feel need some re_examination. The portion of the plan of most concern to students is the Student Life area, which includes housing, actrvies. the Union, etc. The PSGA response to the plan offers a critique and suggestions for improving the Student Life area. PSGA's document suggests that a national search and screen commence in September to find a full·tlme Director of Student Life. and an Associate Director of Student Life. Since these positions are supported by student segregated fees, PSGA requests that students make up 50 percent of the search and screen committees for these positions. In addition, PSGA's document makes several nr-gunlaatton- al suggestions for the Student Life area, which will greatly improve the cohesiveness and workability of the plan. The Ranger joins with the Student Organization Council, Peer Support and the Parkside Activities Board to support PSGA's response to the Educational Services Reorganization Plan. We sincerely urge the Administration to implement into the plan the suggestions outlined by PSGA. so that we may truly see shared governance at work on this campus. Racine redevelopment------- Racine from page I provide 35 to 50 jobs." As a sign of the changing times. ZIolkowski said. ten years ago the same plant would have provided 150 jobs. Racine has a skilled work- force, an excellent education- al system, is in the vicinity of major markets and possesses a hIgh "quality of life." Ziol· kowski said, and because of these assets, several new major developments are underway. A major marina improve- ment is underway, through the joint effort of the city, county and state govern- ments, and this should supply about 410 full-time or equiva- lent jobs, he continued. "In the marina, there will be 850 boat slips and hope- fully these will serve as a catalyst for private sector in- vestment," Ziolkowski said. "This will mean 850 boats which will need to be painted and maintained and that will need their engines overhaul- ed; these are high-skill, high- paying jobs." The marina project will also provide work for the Iess-skllled residents of Ra- cine, which Ziolkowski said number "into the thousands." Also in the works are sev- eral long-range programs, one to develop a health care facility. another to develop an office park and also a study is being commissioned to dis- cover how to entice business- es to utilize the Interstate 94 area. "The next five years, I be- lieve, will be crucial," Ziol- kowski said. "I think we are developing many of the things that we need to be competi- tive with other parts of the country." Venturellt, who Is the dtrec- tor of a private, non-profit or- ganization, said her office's main areas of interest are the retention of business, the de- velopment of financial pro- grams and communication with Racine manufacturers. "Our office has talked to all the manufacturers in Racine but we chose to talk to only those that had ten or more ernployees in the shop", Ven- turelli said. "When we had collected the data, we discov- ered that fewer than 3 per- cent of the firms with ten em- ployees were less than ten years old." The reason this occurred, she said, was that many of the firms were started after World War I or World War II and the number of employee~ was set at seven or eight and has yet to change. . "We w1ll see the change when the owners of these businesses either sell or reti- re, II she said. "Maybe mom and dad didn't want to spend half a million dollars for equipment, but their son or daughter might." Venturelli said she is work- ing to help local manufac- turers supply materials that. at the present time, are not made in Racine. She is also working with younger compa- nies and is in the process of launching a national advertis- ing campaign for Racine. "We have found northern Illinois and Chicago to be our biggest opportunities for ex- pansion," she said. .-------- ........ GO AHEAD, MIKHAIL. I'M USTENING. Tenrire-------- Tenure from page I a letter to Greenebaum. "When I decided to study German to fulfill a require. ment seven years ago. I had no idea that I would pursue my studies beyond what was required... my primary rea- son for doing so is the excel-' lent dynamic teaching of Dr. Christoph." Not only is Greenebaum's veto of Christoph's tenure recommendation upsetting to modern language students, but they are equally upset with the Academic Planning Program Review Commit- tee's (APPRC) memorandum to the modern language fac- ulty which lists the option of reducing •'French and Gar- man to the equivalent of Letter to the Editor Letter rated a "six" To the editor, In response to the letter from Jon Anderson in the April 3 issue of the Ranger: I rate your letter a six. It has a good beat and would be eas- ier to dance to.if the words weren't so h,ard to under- stanu. Bill Serpe P .S. Your George Orwell ~uot~ was from the novel Ammal Farm." A more suitable quote from "1984" might have been, "Where's the beef?" minors." Kim Anderson~ a senior French major and Spanish minor. felt that such an op- tion. if implemented. would r-educe enrollment in modern languages even further, .'Where," asked Anderson, •'would area high school stu- dents who want to major in French or German attend col- lege?" As a language tutor forthe past two years. Andersonsaid that he has realized and has seen in fellow students the benefits of having studied a foreign language. "My understanding of Eng· lish and of the differences in how people formulate and put ideas into words, came through my study of a foreign language." he said. "The students who study a foreign'language learn some- thing which you can learn in virtually no other discipline _ intellectual vigor and flexi· bility. When you havc to learn to think. to comprehend and to communicate in a medium which is alien to you. and yOU find that you can do it, you've learned to discipline your- , self." said Christoph. Jennie Tunkieicz :..............•.•............. 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