7 10 1184 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/962ef02e4da9c2e4f2e3c83b02be20c5.pdf 878c46fca52ba75b17aee8e9aa397fc1 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 8, issue 8 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. PSGA elections held 24th-25th Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document PSGA elections held 24th -25th Fall elections for the Parkside Student Government Association are being held today and tomorrow in the main concourse of Molinaro Hall. All students are eligible to vote for the candidates of their choice for positions on the Senate and SUFAC (Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee). The candidates for the Senate are as follows: Business and Administrative Science Division — David P. Hale, Undeclared major — Chris Hammelev, Write-in candidates for the Senate are: Behavioral Science — Gary Neu, Business and Administrative Science — Gary Ledger, Engineering Science — Gregory S. Davies, Humanities — Thomas Ellsworth, Social Science — William Gohde, Undeclared Major — James Broshat. The SUFAC candidates are: Sally Wesley, Susan P. Johnson, and David R. Rottgen. Joan Barton is a write-in candidate for SUFAC. The election booths will be open both days from 8 a.m. until 9 p.m. so that every student gets a chance to vote. As President Tim Zimmer stated, "The fall elections have traditionally seen a low voter turnout. We're hoping that the campus atmosphere this year will lend itself to more action and more students voting." "The Senate hasn't been very active lately because we haven't had enough people. After this election, we should be able to get moving." 'Mexifest' Saturday, Nov. 10 Moscow Orchestra to appear tonight The Moscow Pops Orchestra, featuring three stars of the Bolshoi Opera and two principals of the Kiev Ballet, will appear in concert at the University of WisconsinParkside tonight, Wednesday, Oct. 24, at 8 p.m. The concert, part of the Accent on Enrichment subscription series, will be held in the Physical Education building so that there is ample seating for the general public. Tickets ($5) for bleacher seating are available at Sears in Kenosha, Cook-Gere in Racine, the Union Information Center at UW-Parkside and, if available, at the door. Because of recent defections by Russian performers in this country, there was some doubt as to whether this company would be allowed to leave Russia. An AOE spokesman said, however, that the company has arrived in the U.S. and is currently performing on the east coast. Earlier, the Moscow Symphony, a different group, was forced by Russian officials to cancel its scheduled tour. The touring company of 75 which will be performing at UW-Parkside represents a marriage of three of the Soviet Union's most exciting traditions: the Nekrosov Russian Folk Orchestra, the Bolshoi and the Kiev Ballet. The program will feature the orchestra in a variety of traditional Russian folk songs and waltzes, as well as such classical selections as Schubert's "Serenade" and Moussorgsky's "Great Gate at Kiev" from Pictures at an Exhibition. Balalaika and "gusli" solos and duets also will be featured. "Mexifest," an evening of Mexican entertainment and food, will be held Saturday. Nov. 10. at the University of WisconsinParkside and is open to the public. In the tradition of previous theme dinners at UW-Parkside. Mexifest will feature a multi-course dinner, complete with strolling guitarists and singers, dancers, a Mariachi band and a 10-piece Latin American orchestra. And if tradition follows, Mexifest could sell out as fast as previous UW-P theme dinners. Last Winter's Faschingfest sold out within 48 hours after it was announced. Other past dinners have included "An Evening with Leonardo da Vinci" and "An Evening at Monticello" with Thomas Jefferson, also turn-away affairs. Like Faschingfest, Mexifest will begin in the campus Union Bazaar with a reception, move to the Union dining room for dinner and entertainment, then move downstairs to Union Square where entertainment and dancing will b^ featured in a nightclub setting. Sponsors say all entertainment will be in costume and. as in the past, guests are encouraged to come in theme dress. Reservations for the dinner will be accepted at the Union Information Center beginning Wednesday (October 24) for staff students at 8 a.m. Reservations may be made in person, bv mail-, or by calling '553-2345. Phone reservations, however, must be followed within 48 hours by payment. Checks should be made out to UW-P Mexifest. Total cost is $12.50 per person. The evening will begin at 6 p.m. with a Sangria punch reception. An authentic five-course Mexican meal will follow at 7 p.m. Seating is limited to about 320 persons. Group table reservations may be made. INSIDE. . . Fornes talks career From the Parking Lot: 'Life of Brian Cramer's Corner: cross-country women v J Early registration coming Jazz Ensemble performs The Parkside Jazz Ensemble performed during Fabulous Friday in Union Square last week to the delight of those having their weekly Friday beer. Watch for their album to be coming out soon. The ensemble is directed bv Tim Bell. photo by M. Anderson Early registration will be held again this fall for the upcoming spring semester. Members of the early registration committee are Bill Misamore (chairman). Stu Rubner. Don Gunderson. Jim Marks. Deana Wild. Stella Gray, and Geoff Gajewski. They urge all students to take advantage of this program. Said Stu Rubner. "It will do the students nothing but good if they register early. They will be assured of obtaining almost any class they want!" V ' New undergraduate, re-entry, and transfer students must applyby November lb to be able to register early. Continuing students can pick up their registration packets in the Molinaro Hall concourse on the following dates: Friday. November 9 from 8:30 • a.m. until 4:00 p.m.; Monday. November 12 from 8:30 a.m. until 7:00 p.m.: and Tuesday. November 13 from 8:30 a.m. until TOO p.m. The academic advising program will also be included in the spring registration. All matriculant students must have the advising card signed. If the ; si - ncd M - registration the matriculant student cannot register. The card is not necessary for non-matriculant students. The time for continuing matriculant students to see their advisor and obtain this card is from November 12 to November 21. Registering early, a person may enjoy any of the many campus facilities. The ID given to the student will not be valid until payment is made but another temporary card will be handed out to enable the student to use all of the facilities. Payment of fees is not necessary upon registration in November, but it is possible. A list of courses will be mailed to all students in December, along with details on fee payments. Textbooks will not be available tor purchasing until January 9. Students may stop by any time before that and familiarize themselves with the bookstore. All undergraduate students should take the Mathematics and English Placement Tests prior to enrolling at Parkside. The November Registration Testing Dates are: November 2b at b:(X) p.m.:.November,-,!; at, 12 npo.li, or 6:00 p.m.; and November 28 at 12 noon or 6:00 p.m. All of the placement tests will be given in Greenquist Hall. Room 10.3. The total testing time is approximately 3 hours. The times for early registration are: November 27 and 28. from 8:30 a.m. until 6:00 p.m. for fulltime continuing students and 6:00 p.m. until 8:00 p.m. for part-time continuing students: November 29. from 8:30 a.m. until 5:00 p.m. for part-time and full time students; and from 6:00 p.m. until 9:00 p.m. for new students (counseling and advising will be given also). People that don't register early can always register in Januar; Any additional questions about early registration can be directed to the Student Development . i Community Student Services center in D-175 of the Wvlhe Library Learning Center 553-2000. Graduate students should call in the Division, ui'n for their graduate [ o-;: -t Master of administrative Science (Mas). 553-2280; Master ot Public Service AdminH-trrvDnti (MPSA). 553-2021. or 553-2316- , . .Ed u^ifkyn,552-2,180, October 24, 1979 j/T University of Wisconsin - Parkside anger ftMN tlAC{ usimm m S1N< E 1918 LUNCH Mon-Sat 11-2 BRUNCH 10:20 - 2 DINNER Thurs-Sat. 5-9 633-7744 2 Wednesday October 24, 1979 When you pick up a Ranger, where is the first place you turn? im IT wA5 AH )ceMP-6 £ . TH€'R£ */&£&. G6/-A, To e > £ U E \ J E THU. " Music at Parkside Nov. 11 Terry Friso - Freshman The advertisements, that's what I mostly look for. Parkside Piano Duo: Carol Bell and August Wegner; and Invention for Piano and Tape by John Biggs, performed by pianist Barbara English Maris. The series is* directed by Harry Sturm and August Wegner, and is free and open to the public. Concert-goers are invited to stay for a wine and cheese reception immediately following the concert. For further information call the Parkside Fine Arts Division Office at 553 - 2042. Composers' Competition and was given its first performance by the OrianaTrioon May 13, 1979. Also on the program are Divertimento for harpsichord and percussion by Jurg Baur, performed by Frances Bedford, harpsichord, and David Lenz, percussion; Three Pieces for Clarinet by Igor Stravinsky, performed by clarinettist Timothy Bell; Adagio Lyrico for two pianos by Milwaukee composer JohrDowney, performed by *•' t The first concert in the J979-80 season in the New Music at Parkside series at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside will be presented on November 11, 1979 in the Communication Arts Theatre. The featured work will be Music for Oriana by John White, performed by the Oriana Trio: S. Eden Vaning, violin; Harry Sturm, cello; and Carol Bell, piano. This was the winning work in the 1979 Oriana Trio International Dick Sykes - Sophomore I turn right to the personals. I have a lot of girlfriends that write me notes. To the Hditnr Minority Student Union active Chris Kortiang - Sophomore The front page to find out what is in the newspaper. photos by B. Passino John Conforti - Freshman The forest, that's where I'd pick up a Ranger, right? i . Stevens i i ian Felland Itoug Edenhauser Ken Meyer Foff S tevens Kevin Padula MBke Murphy Tom Cooper Editor Business Manager Sports Editor Feature Editor News Editor Photo Editor ... A d v e r t i s i ng M a n a g er Chairman of the Board Reminder The Ranger appreciates hearing from you! If you'd like to write a letter to the Editor, just follow these guidelines: Ail letters must be in the Ranger office by 10 am on the Friday before publication. The Ranger office is located at WLLC D139 (next to the Coffee Shoppe). The maximum length for letters accepted is 500 words. They must be typewritten, double-spaced with one-inch margins on standard typing paper. Ail letters must be signed. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Include a phone number for verification. All letters will be printed without editing. Remember to check for typing errors, misspellings, and grammatical errors. The Ranger has editorial priviliges and may refuse to publish letters found to be defamatory in content. Photographers Mark Anderson, Curtis Moldenauer, Brian Passino Layout Mary Arnold, Nancy Hernandez, Nancy Mikaelian Graphic Artists Jill Stougaard, Michael Williams Ranger Wednesday October 24, 1979 3 Phi Alpha Theta to meet Oct. 30 An organizational meeting to elect officers for a Parkside chapter of Phi Alpha Theta. the International Honor Society in History, will be held at 12:30 P-m.. Tuesday, October 30, in Molinaro ill. Any student interested in history is encouraged to attend, as a history club is also being organized. The club and the honorary will cooperate on all activities and programs. Students are eligible for membership in Phi Alpha Theta if they have completed a minimum of 12 credits in history with a 3.1 average or above and a 3.0 average or above in two-thirds of the remainder of their course work. Phi Alpha Theta offers awards and scholarships to members, publishes The Historian magazine which publishes student papers, and tries to promote the study of history by bringing students and faculty together both intellectually and socially. If unable to attend the meeting, or it additional information is requested, contact history faculty members Dr. Angela Howard Zophy or Dr. Oliver Hayward in the Social Science office, ext 2316. Fornes to direct Obie award play Off Broadway playwright Maria Irene Fornes will direct her 1977 Obie Award play "Fefu and Her Friends" at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside at 8 p.m. Thursday through Sunday, Oct. 25 - 28, and at 2 p.m. on Sunday, Oct. 28, in the Communication Arts Theater. Critics have hailed the play as a "coup d'theatre" for its unique environmental design. The action begins and ends in the conventional setting of the theater. But in between, the audience moves physically through the New England country house where Fefu and seven women friends have gathered for a reunion. The time is the 1930s and they are planning a fund-raising event for a school they hope to start. As the players move in groups of two and three through the rooms of the house, the audience follows them... to the kitchen, to a bedroom, to the living room, to the lawn where a croquet game is in progress. The audience is divided into four groups to view these scenes, moving from room to room as the cast repeats its performance for each group. The rooms are "real" rooms, rather than conventional theatrical sets, with four walls and ceilings enclosing both actors and audience. This intimacy affects the acting style Fornes has adopted for her cast. It is a cinematic, close-up style, she explains. The audience sees the characters blink and breathe as they re-live shared joys and sorrows and search for a vision of their future. Donna Hutchings of Evanston plays Fefu (pronounced Feh-foo — a nickname for Stephanie). Cast as her frien ds are Mary Ann Lulewicz. Mary-Beth Kelleher and News Briefs Patricia B. Casciaro of Kenosha, Sarah Spencer, Mary Stankus and Gail G. Ross of Racine and Rita R. Bislew of Kansasville. Prof. Rhoda Gale Pollack is the producer, set and light design is by John H. Dickson and costume design by Barbara Thompson. Because of space limitations in the play's special environments, seating will be limited to 200 persons per performance. Reservations can be made by calling 553-2345 or 553-2042. Admission is $3 for the general public; $2 for senior citizens and UW-Parkside students, faculty and staff. Tickets are available at the Parkside Union Information Center. Marketing Club needs support Now you have the opportunity to expand your marketing knowledge and experience through two methods — a soon-to-be-formed Marketing Club with Glenn Bozon as advisor, and a Marketing Seminar. The Marketing Club will attempt to promote interest in marketing at UW-Parkside, and we need your support! We are looking for students carrying a marketing specialty, or any students interested in the field. The Club will be exploring such areas as collegiate competition and practical experience in the field through other projects. The first of these activities will be a Sales and Marketing Round-Up to be held at Carthage College on November 2 and 3. It will feature guest speakers, work shops, and other social activities. The topics to be discussed include Women In Business, Dressing For Success, Resume Writing, and Job Interviewing, among others. Cost will be $10 per session or $25 for all three sessions. The sessions run Friday, November 2, from 4:30 to 10:00 p.m. and Saturday, November 3, from 8:00 - 1:15 and 1:45 - 6:45 p.m. The price of the sessions includes meals. For further information about the seminar, or the Marketing Club, contact Glenn Bozon or the business office at Extension 2243, or 652-5584. Blood drive to be held today Parkside's Fourth Annual Blood Drive will be held today in Union 104-106 from 9 a.m. until 2:30 p.m. Those students interested in giving blood may do so on a walk-in basis. As Dr. Richard Pomazal, co-director of the event along with Edith Isenberg, stated, "It is anticipated that 100,000 blood donations will be needed this year for southeastern Wisconsin." The drives here at Parkside have been successes in the past, but everyone is hoping that students will give even more this year. "This drive, we're hoping for 100 pints. That'll put us over last year's 93," Pomazal stated. The campus health department is working on the drive with help from the Life-Science and PreMed clubs. Any questions about eligibility requirements and procedures may be directed to the campus health office, ext. 2366. The fastest-growing. Premium Beer in America. On Tap at Union Square C HtlLlMAN BREWING CO INC LA CROHS WISCONSIN PPORT udent PARKSIDE an izations LOOk WHrtT we FOR VOU DO c. s.c. The Co-operative Services Collective is Parkside's largest student group with over 1,000 members, providing the Food & B ook Co-ops and Learning Center for the entire Parkside community. Call 553-2667 for info. P.A.B. Parkside Activities Board brings you all of Parkside's student programming. Attend a movie, dance, concert, etc. and support the hard work that goes into each of these programs. Call 553-2278 s. o. c. The Student Organization Council represents over 25 student groups that work on a variety of campus interests. These clubs need your support by participation and co-operation with their activities. Call 553-2594 for club info. P. S. G. A. Parkside Student Government Assoc. Represents all Parkside students and student groups. Get involved, participate in student government by getting on a committee, run for office or voice your concerns. Call 553-2244 for info. RANGER It takes a lot of work to put out this newspaper every week. The students who work on the Ranger need your support by contributing letters to the editor, writing articles, layout, or photography. There's something for everyone. Call 553-2295. P.C.C.C. Parkside Child Care Center has been providing Parkside with quality child care services for many yqars. If you could use their services call 553-2227 for info. The Center has convenient hours for all types of students. J HELP OUT ! 4 Wednesday October 24, 1979 Ranger. classifieds policy 1. All paid classifieds must be initialed by a staff member. 2. All classifieds must include social security number and signature of advertiser. 3. Limit three free classifieds per person. for sale Car: 1974 Hornet wagon, 60,000 miles, good condition, $1,400. Call 634-7646. Car: 1971 Chevrolet Nova. Good running condition. Good winter car. Snowtires and rims included. Cheap. Call Racine 634-5363. ANTIQUES: from family attic, 1832 truck, 1940's Philco. Call 632-2462. Vasque Hiker II hiking boots. Mens size 9. Excellent condition. $60 or best offer. Call 552-9068 after 6 p.m. Parrots- large selection available. Phone 694-2108 after 3 p.m. BOOKS: Used, out-of-print, rare hardcover books at paperback prices! A nice selection in all areas. See this month's special; books on writing and journalism; of interest to anyone who likes to or wants to write. The Old Book Corner, upstairs at martha Merrell's in Racine (312-6th Street) wanted Ride * aeded to Madison or Port ..ge area and back. November 2-4. Call 552-7724. personals Happy Birthday Sharon Keller! From; Porker toruqer, Whippoorwill, and Mommy! Jackie- Happy Birthday... I still owe you one. The Shadow. Hey Doc, I'm crazy about you. Your little bear grizzly. BOB & them suck, not the Cars & the Knack. Roxanne: You'd make excellent Jane. Why not you single? TARZAN. RANGER will be undefeated this season. Denise Sobieski - Party's Over. Now name thy desire. Don Juan. MIRA: Why are lovely maidens so coy? PALADIN. Hi Reed! Give Michael a kiss for me. Who else! Judas Priest has condemned Disco to DEATH. Signed THE PRIESTS. To Music Department: Our motto is: "When you mess with the best you get hurt like the rest." — so you may want to reconsider your unworthy challenge. Ranger. Don, Remember the Alamo. Be kind to animals today.D.S. Jim- The memories of green Chevys, Stroh's and Michelob will live on forever - Art and Moldy. To Music Dept. the 'tiger' is ready. Music Dept. "Twinkle toes"! beware of Barr Female engagements to male drug Pushers. Signed Angry Admirer. Truckey's new apartment is animal haven; Right Dennis M? lost & found Lost: Commodore calculator on 3rd floor of Library. Reward! Please contact Janet Smith at 657-5709. miscellaneous A L T E R N A T I V E ENER G Y PROGRAM. Anyone interested in starting a Student Mobilization for Survival: to support anti-nuclear and alternative energy programs contact Jeanna LeSuer, 639- 2574. EDIBLE ARTS - Watch for IT! October 31. m FREE classified ads STUDENTS deadline: every thursday at 10 am STUDENT-STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE Any registered U.W.P. student or student organization is qualified to insert a classified line ad in oie Ranger at no cost if under or equilavent to 10 words. name ss no. RANGER W L L C D l* 9 Coming Events Wednesday, Oct. 24 Blood Drive from 9 am until 2:30 pm in Union 104-106. The program is open to the public. Sponsored by the Parkside Health Office. Movies "A Doll's House" and "Ricky & Rocky" will be shown at 7 pm in the Union Cinema Theatre. Admission is $1.50. The program is open to the public. Sponsored by the Kinesis Film Series. A/E Series presents the Moscow "Pops" Orchestra with performers from the Bolshoi Theatre and Kiev Ballet at 8 pm in the Physical Education Bldg. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Admission is $5.00. Coffeehouse at 8 pm in Union Square featuring "Buck, Stove and Range". Admission is free. Sponsored by PAB. Thursday, Oct. 25 Meeting Organizational meeting for Individuals interested in forming a Competitive Club Team. 6:00 pm at level 2 Phy. Ed. Building. Speaker Jerry Wolsham Union 104 from 12:00-1:00. Friday, Oct. 26 Play "Fefu and Her Friends" at 8 pm in the Communication Arts Theatre. The play is being directed and written by Maria Irene Fornes, Artist in Residence. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Admission is $2.00 for Parkside students and senior citizens and $3.00 for others. Saturday, Oct. 27 Movies "Amarcord" and "Experiments in Motion Graphics" will be shown at 7 pm in the Union Cinema. Admission is $1.50. The program is open to the public. Sponsored by the Kinesis Film Series. Play "Fefu and Her Friends" will be repeated at 8 pm in the Communication Arts Theatre. Sunday, Oct. 28 Play "Fefu and Her Friends" will be repeated at 2 pm and 8 pm in the Communication Arts Theatre. Movies "Amarcord" and "Experiments in Motion Graphics" will be repeated at 1:30 pm in the Union Cinema. Monday, Oct. 29 Round Table at 12 noon in Union 106. Racine Circuit Judge John Ahlgrimm will talk on "The New Children's Code-One Year Later". The program is free and open to the public. Meeting I PHELTA THI at 7:00 pm in Union Square. Important I PHELTA THI to discuss future plans. New members welcome to listen in. Come on down! to the RANGER office WLLC D139 Rec Center Weekly Specials! Mondays, - 6pm - 10pm Tuesdays, 7pm - 10pm Ladies Nite 1 /2 price bowling, billiards foosball, table tennis Lucky 13 13 frame bowling games special prizes each night for high games No Tap Bowling Thursdays, 9 P' n s down count as strike — 7™v. in special prizes each night for /pm - 10pm high games Moonlight Bowling Saturdays, ~ O . 1 cash prizes if you c an leave red pm - llpm pj n standing a,lone on 1st ball Red Pin Bowling IVIon F " —— n ri ' Special prizes if you can strike hours posted o n r e d head pin For more info Call 553-2695 or 1 stop down at the Union Rec Center. Specials begin the week of Oct. 24 and run through the semester. Ranger Wednesday October 24, 1979 5 I to R; Terry Jones, Terry" Gilliam, Graham Chapman, Eric Idle John Cleese, and Michael Palin. from Hie Parking Lot 'Life of Brian' by G. Helgeson At a time when so many seem to be compromising logical thought, abandoning imperfectly mundane daily life, and replacing it with illogically perfect infinity, along comes a movie that gives the viewer a second chance at facing up to brutal reality, according to the Monty Python gospel. Their "Life of Brian" reveals, through satire and grotesque slapstick comedy, that there is a lot of "silliness" in the world. Perhaps you already know that. But even if you do, "Brian" is still worth your $3.50. Silly things have never before been exposed in such a silly way. Brian can be compared to Christ, but if this comparison is too offensive to those wholly snagged in Christianity, he can also be compared to a few more infamous, perhaps luckier, individuals that have claimed to represent the same doctrines (and the same Father). ; No matter who Monty Python's "Brian" is supposed to represent, his figure will be recognized. Brian is the innocent bystander who is always in the wrong place at the right time, and never fully aware of his role in the scheme of things. It's kind of fun guessing if and how he'll get out of all the tangled scrapes he manages to get himself into so innocently. As usual, nearly every social institution and human quirk known to man is made laughable by the Pythons. . .including nationalist organizations, Roman conquerors and their conquered subjects, over-possessive mothersin-drag, the common rabble, individuals with speech defects, feminists, UFO's and their Hollywood clones, stock scenes from old movies, and prophets. There s more: holy men, various government officials and laborers, severed limbs, tood, elderly people, biblical figures, legal searches, public executions, grade school jokes, and even British "tea time." And it's all very silly. You might find yourself laughing heartily one minute, then spending the next tew minutes trying to convince yourself that you weren't laughing at anything that childish. Monty Python's "Life of Brian" is not just another cult movie, to be watched uijder the influence after the bars close. Stay sober for this one. Or you might wake up the next morning confused — yet vaguely aware that you've had an epic nightmare. Actually, "Brian" offers no arguments against the Bible, God, or even Jesus himself. Jesus is portrayed twice — both times as very white, clean, and holy. The slapstick is saved for those who were exposed to His teachings. The Pythons are more interested in showing us man's fraudulence than in exposing religion as a fraud. Myths & facts by Edith Isenberg Just for variety, I'd like to share with yoii some medical myths collected by my colleagues in other health services and a few of my own. With the health information explosion of the last few years, health myths are common. These medical misconceptions usually grow out of common problems or situations and it is important to remove the "myth" and substitute sound medically accepted concepts. Myth: A person with 20/20 vision does not need glasses. Fact: This person may not need glasses. The 20/20 vision indicates normal visual acuity, the ability to read on the eye examination chart, the letters designated to be read at 20 feet. Visual acuity does not include focusing ability, eye coordination, depth perception and other eye activity necessary for continued good vision. So having 20/20 vision only is a good start, but not the final answer. Myth: Butter or lard is good for a burn. Fact: No grease should be applied. Cold water is the accepted treatment for burns. The cold will not only relieve some of the pain, but will also stop the burn process that may continue in serious burns. Myth: A hot soak will limber up a newly sprained ankle. Fact: Remember 'the actions of heat and cold. Heat expands, and will allow newly ruptured blood vessels to bleed and produce swelling. Cold contracts and will help inhibit bleeding and swelling. The ICE rule: ICE, Compression, Elevation. "Just been socked? Keep it cold. Use the heat when it's two days old." Myth: A penicillin or antibiotic shot will cure a cold. Fact: A cold is caused by a virus. A penicillin or antibiotic shot is effective only against bacteria, never viruses. The Parkside Union Announces. . . Sat. Nov. 10 mecikd J B Sa ngria Punch Reception • Five Course Mexican Dinner • Strolling Musicians • Costumed Folkdancers • Authentic Mariachi Band • 10 Piece Latin American Orchestra $12.50 Per Ticket Tickets On Sale Now — Union Information Center Seating limited to the first 320 reservations Art Dept. sponsors trip The ART DISCIPLINE is planning a fall field trip to the Chicago Art Institute on Saturday, November 3rd. Those attending will view the special ToulouseLautrec exhibition as well as the world-famous permanent collection of the Institute. Although primarily intended for art students, all art lovers from the University community are invited to participate and take advantage of the low group rates. Sign up at the Fine Arts Office in CA 285 before Wed., Oct 31st. Cost is $2.00 for round-trip transportation by train (meals & admission are extra). All those attending must meet at the Chicago & Northwestern Station in Kenosha at 8:30 a.m. on Nov. 3; train will return by 6:30 p.m. If you are interested in art, don't miss this all-day art adventure! m Prudential ' IFE HEALTH AUTO HOME Excellent Career Opportunities For Men and Women in Sales and Sales Management If You Can Qualify We are look op vr a v c v sp e n d ' individu al You u ay b flu- o n e If you h a v e a strong de si r e to m uKe a lot of m on e y If y o u ha v e t he w illin g n ess to »vo>k MM If y u a r e loo kin g for a ca r e e r t hat uff eis ch a lle n g e a nd a sp ir e s d e dic ati on We wa n t to t i l k to y ou T h e Pruden tia l I ns u r a n c e C omp a ny can y v e you t h e o p p o rtu n i ty to b uild yo u r i>wn bu si n e ss career w itho ut h a v i ng to inve st your ow n mo n ey S a l e s o» insu r a n ce e x p e r i e n ce are n o t ne c e ss a ry if y o u ha v e t he pe rs o n a l q u ali tie s we a re l ooki ng for We a dm i n is t er a co mp l e t e a nd prof ession al th r ee y e ar tra ini ng pr o g r am t h at is u ne q u a lle d in th e i ns u r a n c e ind ustr y. Ma n a g e me n t Potenti al a nd C ar e er G ro w th are unl i mite d. Ou ts t a n d i ng f m p l o y e e B enefi ts. Full and part-time openings in both Racine and Kenosha A r r a n ge f or a c onfi den tia l i n ter view w ith u s right no w . James Madson 4401 Taylor Ave. Racine, Wis. 53405 552-7515 Parkside Food Service says "MAMA MIA. . . WHATA WEDNESDAY!" -SAWED, NOV. 24 (UNION DIN ING ROOM featuring • ANTIPASTO PLATES • MANICOTTI •LASAGNA • MOSTACCIOLI • DEEP FRIED EGGPLANT • ZUCCHINI • PIZZA BR EAD • DEEP DISH PIZZA • SPUMONI • CHEESE TORTE ITALIAN BRE AD COMBINATION PLATE SPECIAL $2.29 Includes a Complimentary Giass of Wine 6 Wednesday October 24, 1979 Ronger RANGER NEEDS ... • AD REPS * LAYOUT PEOPLE • AD LAYOUT PEOPLE • NEWS REPORTERS • ARTISTS + PHOTOGRAPHERS • FEATURE REPORTERS • SPORTS REPORTERS KINESIS Campus/Community Film Series at UW-Parkside PRESENTS Forties talks on career by Donald Scherrer Off Broadway playwright Maria Irene Fornes, visiting artist-inresidence in dramatic arts here at U.W.-Parkside, will direct her 1977 Obie Award-winning play, "Fefu and Her Friends," October 25-27, at 8 p.m., and October 28 at 2 and 8 p.m., in the Communication Arts Theater. Maria Fornes, in addition to the Village Voice Qff-Broadway (Obie) Award for "Fefti", has also received Obies for her plays "Promenade" "The Successful Life of 3," and one for directing her 1978 - 1979 play, "Eyes on the Harem." "Dr. Kheal" and "Tango Palace" are likewise of her doing. Maria Fornes has garnered many prestigious awards, among Fefu and friends rehearse for the fund raiser that has brought them together. Gail Ross, right, executes a joyful lead applauded by, from left, Donna Hutchings (Fefu), Mary Ann Lulewicz (Cindy), Sarah Spencer (Julie), Mary Stankus (Paula), Patricia Casciaro, on couch (Emma), and Mary Beth Kelleher (Christina). • , k felliiji's &iqacord Union Square Theater Oct. 27 7:00 pm Oct. 28 1:30 pm S1.50 Single Admission Part-time work available now! Position could lead to full-time Summ er positi ons. Hours are flexible, for interview. Phone 634-7106 them: Whitney, Rockefeller, Guggenheim, New York State Grants and National Endowment for the Arts. Her plays have been produced throughout the U.S. and in such major European theatrical centers as London, Stockholm, Glasgow, Svalegange, Spoletb, Amsterdam, and Melbourne and Zurich. A volume of her work, Promenade and Other Plays, is presently distributed by Drama Book Specialists in New York. She is also president of the New York Theater Strategy, an OffBroadway playwrights' organiThere are easier ways to pay for college. Co C^nnHl IPtinn i»L.I nducting telethons, waiting tables or parking cars may not be the only ways to help you pay for college. There may be a scholarship or grant available that you've overlooked. Or it may be as simple as cutting back on expenses. Read the next issue of Insider and find out. Ford hopes this next issue of Insider will give you a "better idea" for paying your way through college. And if you need a set of wheels to get you around campus, check out the sporty Fords for the 80's. Look for Insider-* ftortfs continuing series of College newspaper supplements. FORD FORD DIVISION zation which she co-founded. At the age of 15, Fornes left her native Havana with her mother and sister, and settled in New York City in October, 1945, when "the joy of it being the end of the war was still felt very much in the U.S." "I was always interested in the arts," said Maria. "My family was quite artistic. My father encouraged the children to do something in the arts. At first I thought I'd be a musician, and I started studying the piano, but I really didn't have very much talent. Then I started painting for a while. I enjoyed that much more but I didn't really feel a deep passion for painting. It was more like work." "It was around that time, when I was 24, that I went to Europe (Paris), and lived there for three years, And I wasn't doing very much of anything. -I was still painting, and really doing nothing but sitting in cafes." When asked to comment on her upcoming play, "Fefu and Her Friends," which concerns the gathering of 8 women in Fefu's country house, in New England in 1935, and in which, the audience, like guests, is invited to visit the rooms to intimately witness the events and conversations evolving into profound insights into the feminine mind, she remarked, "It's very difficult to explain a play. Explaining a play is no different from explaining your life. A play is a complete world." "Every time you write a character, the character is connected with your knowledge of people and of yourself. The characters in this play are more realistic than the characters I've written before." "In the course of writing this play, there would be a scene in which one of the characters I was working on would come close to someone I'd be thinking of; it's not the total character, but it could be cont. on DQ. 8 NEED CREDIT? send FOR THE CREDIT GAME Too young to borrow? New in town/no references? 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A minimum of five runners are required if a team is to compete for score, but unfortunately Parkside only has three, Sharon Keller, Wendy Burman and Barbara Osborne. Although they can't compete score-wise as a team, each runner places well as an individual when they run in meets. All of the three come to Parkside with impressive personal accomplishments in high school. Osborne, a sophomore, while running at Bradford went to state every year, while freshman Wendy Burman went her senior year and placed second in the two mile. Sharon Keller, also a freshman, qualified for state twice. Each of the women started running in high school because it was their first chance to compete in a varsity sport. The "desire to compete, and the feeling of self accomplishment" as Keller puts it, is what she gets out of running. Burman adds, "I want a sense of self fulfillment and running gives me a chance to develop my potential." For people who think it unfeminine for women to participate in sports, the athletes dispelled that way of thinking. "If anything, in a way it makes you become more feminine." says Burman. Osborne comments, "Of course women belong in sports, Volleyball team in invitational Last weekend coach Linda Henderson's women's volleyball team took part in the tough Northern Illinois Invitational at DeKalb. "This was an excellent tournament. Everyone played just great." said Henderson. Parkside lost their first match to Northwestern University by scores of 15-13 and 15-7. The bad luck continued as the Rangers lost to a strong Iowa team in two games 15-8 and 15-12. Loyala University was the next Parkside foe. The Rangers lost the first game of this match 15-5 but came back to win the next two 15-4 and 15-8 for a victory. The Rangers continued their winning streak by beating a tough Host Northern Illinois squad by scores of 15-9 and 16-14. Parkside's record is now 13-13-1 and looking forward to the state tournament coming up November 3rd. This weekend they will take part in the Carthage Invitational. Osborne Passino just as much as men do. Competition is healthy, ..it's an outlet for frustrations." but perhaps Keller summed it up best. "Some people don't have the guts to compete. 1 have a lot ot talent and a lot of people are afraid ot showing it. I'm trying to accomplish something in spite of what people say and think." The daily workout schedule varies with Mondays and Wednesdays set up for speed work and Tuesdays and Thursdays set aside for distance running and weights. On Fridays they prepare for the meets over the weekend. The state cross country meet is on Saturday at LaCrosse. Let's hope that Keller, who is nursing a leg injury, can compete with her other teammates. 1 w ish them the best of luck. with this coupon I I I I I Volleyball C lub forms There is a new club being organized oh campus. The volleyball club is being organized for individuals interested in forming a competitive club team for intercollegiate competition, and club play under the United States Volleyball Association Sanctions. Linda Henderson, coach of the women's varsity volleyball team, will be the faculty adviser. The club is open to all interested students, but will emphasize men's competition since there is already a women's varsity team. There will be an organizational meeting on Thursday, October 25, 1979 at 6:00 PM in the Phy. Ed. Building on level two. Anyone interested who cannot attend should leave their name and phone number with Coach Henderson in the Phy. Ed. Office. $1.50 off RAINBOW uptown Vegimal HatS) I r- - kenosha offer expires Oct. 30, 1979 j JUNIORS AND SENIORS: Looking for a part-time job with good income, flexible hours and real experience in the business world? Donald J. Brink CLU Northwestern Mutual - Racine 632-2731 Eugene F. Soens CLU Northwestern Mutual - Kenosha 654-5316 Going to thegame? Weekends were made for Michelok By ANH EUSER BUSCH. INC . • S I . L OUIS • SIN CE 1 8 9 6 I \ Distributed by E.F. MAORIGRANO 1831 -55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658-3553 Michelob NOW AVAILABLE "ON TAP" AT UNION SQUARE 8 Wednesday October 24, 1979 Ranger continued from pg, 6 in a moment." "For example, there's a watertight in the play. And what is part of the watertight was one summer in Spain. I was there with a friend and her daughter, and her daughter's boyfriend. And there was a watertight in that house, and it was mostly my friend who had the energy. They were running all over the house, up and down and around. The house was completely wet. I wasn't involved. I was sitting, writing, and they were running, passing by me; and I enjoyed so much watching them that I know that that was why I put it in the play. But that doesn't mean my friend is one of the people in the play." When questioned about" her favorite or what she considers her best play, she revealed "It always happens that at the time when I am working on a play. That's the one I think is best, and that's the one I feel closest to. The others seem distant to me." "The hardest part of playwriting is to work alone. Writing is very difficult. That's why I think there are a few very good plays. I see writing a play as a picture. Most people think writing a play is a good plot or a good character, or a good sense of language. All of those things are important, but Patronize our Advertisers Fornes story they are just tools to construct. It's like a house. A house has to have a living room, a bedroom — walls that you can work around, and use. Whether it's wonderful architecture or just poor. That is the difference — how the proportions and the dimensions are. How you go up the steps, how wide they are, how you go from one room to another." "In any play at all, the audience goes from one level to another. That is the true art of playwriting." "What comes natural to me, in relation to other playwrights, is that I have a very strong visual sense, and I know what is happening on stage. That is why I can also direct a play, because I can see the images and the composition, and see how people relate to a show in relation to the positions they are in." "Writing is like cooking the meal. Directing is like eating it. I always felt that when I wrote a play and had someone else directing it, it was like I had prepared the meal but I was not allowed to taste it. I love directing." Red's Roller Rink 7220 67th Street '~T r ADULTS ONLY SKATING SESSION SUNDAY EVENINGS aj _ on oityf Admission $2.00 7:30—10:30 PM Skate Rental .75 Must be 18 or older Fefu and Her Friends WHtten and Directed by Maria Irene Fornes visiting artist-m-residence • WINNER OF THREE OBIE AWARDS Presented by Dramatic Arts, University of Wisconsin-Parkside October25,26,27,28 at 8=00, Matinee Oct.28,2:00 Communication Arts Theatre Seating fimited to 200per performance Admission: $2.00 Parkside students,faculty,staf & senior citizens $3.00 general public Tickets: available at Union Information Desk & at the door Reservations: 553-2345 or 553-2042 Information: 553-2457 Beginnings brings you two freebies! Bluegrass Buck's StOVe Wed Oct 2 4 . 8:00 pm aild Union Square Range Co. ttie lively music e# CfCRCE riilSil! 1:00 pm Wed. Nov. 7 Union 104-106 Because We Care! 1st Annual Miller High Life Open Bowling Tournament Thursday November 8th Starting 1:00 p.m. Two Division Winners: "Pen a"d Handicap Each bowler will bowl a 3 game Qualifying Set with the 5 highest Scorers in each division having a step-iadder roll-off for the Championship. Trophies will be awarded to the 1st, 2nd and 3rd place in each division. A FREE Bowling Towel and BEER for all participants. A $5 Entry Fee must accompany all entries. Turn Entries in to Rec Center Desk. Distributed by: CJW, Inc. 2117-81 st St. Kenosha Name Address Sanctioned A verage Division • Open CU H andicap Open Division: All bo wlers w ith 175 or be tter average. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 8, issue 6 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. SAGA continues at UW-Parkside Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University o f Wisconsin - Parkside Wednesday October 10, 1979 SAGA continues ot UW-Parkside by Wait R emondini When friends attending dif­ ferent colleges get together one of he questions that is usually asked- ' !! Ho W 's the food?" Answers IS ' ,orv but often times way "How s " va r y but printable co mments follow. "torn ^at the RANGER tound the situation here at Parkside has both its pluses and minuses, but the general consen­ sus is that food service has shown improvement ove r past years. According to Fred Moore, of SAGA Foods, the which handles food UW-P, "The been some we've manager company service here at comments this year have pretty good... we had complaints last year but done the best we could to rectify them, and so far I think we have done a good job." The majority of complaints in the past have been centered around the high cost and the poor quality and selection of food. Commenting on the cost, Moore said, "Some students have complained about the fact that some items are more expensive here than in the supermarket but on many items we are barely •making end s meet." One of the reasons is that SAGA only receives 5% of the profit on sales. The Parkside Union receives 10%. In creased employee salaries and rising food costs have also been influenzal in the rising prices. When comparing prices to other UW schools M oore claims, "The prices here are about dead average while on some items such as cold sandwiches, small hamburgers, and beer, they are substantially below average." When asked about the nutri­ tional quality of the food, Moore commented, "Some students have requested we use more whole grains and having whole wheat muffins, wheat germ, vegetarian dishes and the like, but with the increased costs this would entail I I really don't know if the students would buy it." SAGA has instituted vege­ tarian main dishes this year, but sales have been going very slowly. "Last week, we had to end up selling half of the dish to the staff at reduced rates," said Moore. He also added that, "Vegetarian meals also pose an additional problem because none of the food can be reused, nonetheless we will continue to provide the vegetarian dishes on a regular basis until we can make a further evaluation of whether or not they are profitable for us." Moore also added that he would be trying to make improvements in both the salad bar and soup areas. "I. feel that both the salads and soups are one ot the best buys in southeastern Wisconsin, and we will try to enlarge the variety of offerings in this area." Moore concluded, "1 think that if students really wanted to, they could eat nutritional meals but when you see dozens of students come in and grab four big cookies and a coke it really makes you wonder." "Much time has been spent trying to respond to student needs," stated Moore. "We made some changes in personnel on the staff and also began the football promotion this year where we have away $253 worth of coupons in the first week." Mohre also plans to continue pasf" favorites such as the indoor picnic over the winter. "I thinK thus far the students have been generally pleased with our ser­ vice." says Moore. If sales are any indicator, he is right. Food sales last year jumped to over $340,000, up over $255,000 in 1977 - 78. You may conclude that SAGA'S large profits are to blame for the high price of the food (the major complaint among students), but according to Moore, employee salaries and the high rate of inflation are the major contribu­ tors to-the rising costs. "You are always going to hear complaints about prices, but I think that for the money, the quality and value of the food are very good." Another area which SAGA has looked into this year is the possibility of contracting to provide a meal plan for students living near the campus, particular­ ly those in the Parkside Village. This practice helps keep food costs low at other UW campuses such as UW-LaCrosse and Eau Claire where the number of students living on campus is substantial. "If we had a few hundred students who we know would become involved 1 think we could come up with a feasabie plan," he commented. in the meantime, business continues to grow, and Fred Moore wishes it to keep growing by encouraging customer feedback. 'We are always looking for customer feedback in order to continue doing the best possible job we can." PSGA holds fall elections Oct. 24-25 -• •• • • - - i • j • - g fhe meHNHgrH Hii idrntK we on monitor* around ttehool originate here MediaSei Message wheel rolling ^ M' ra Lochanski P the 'wri ^' c ' entl ar | d effective are ^•versitv M Sed t0 describe th c mode of css a 8 e Wheel, a new c " n Wrni ,J mn U " licating nless a 8 cs sponsored , C U ' ms or activi,ics facuitv •, j , variou s student. Edition to S ' a t ' o r 8 aniza,ions in %"eics. community groups and Presently, there are two such "wheels" or monitors in existence at Parkside. Monitors are located in Main Place and in the Media Services Center. The message wheel is updated twice daily, once at 8 am and also at 4:30 pm. The message wheel runs .front 8 - 1 0.30 pm daily. Typical messages that are played on the wheel include: concerts, plays, films, exhibits. and sporting events as well as important deadlines and special reminders. Stu Rubner. in charge of the wheel, said that if any club or organization on campus would like an announcement made on the wheel, it must do so one week in advance of the date the activity is Colli, on l>"¥ r (> The Parkside Student Govern­ ment Association will be holding fall elections on October 24 and 25 in order to fill vacancies on the Senate, the Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee (SUFAC), and the Union Oper­ ating Board (UOB). Those students interested in running for one of these positions must file a petition with PSGA bv Friday. October 12 at noon. Forms for petitions are now available in the PSGA office located on the D-l level in Main Place. Candidates must gather 25 signatures of UW-Parkside students in order to appear on the ballot for the election. Write-in candidates will be accepted at late as Friday. October 19 at noon. According to Tim Zimmer. President of PSGA. "There are only three people wing for the 22 positions open." There are currently 12 Senatorial seats up for grabs and five each on SUFAC and UOB.' All students wishing to run in the upcoming elections must meet certain requirements set by the PSGA constitution. These are: 1( candidates must be UW-Parkside students. 2( candidates must be carrying at least 6 regular, on-campus credits. and 3( candidates must not be on final academic probation. As Tim Zimmer stated. "We need people who are ready to get things moving on the UW-Park­ side campus. It's about time the students took charge of the things they have a right to control." INSIDE.. ^ • KI.O shines iij:nin • Soeeer leum shutout • News Briefs V J ill 1979 Ranger 2 T | ^"'"her 1U. iv^ (W.I Lmt • *«to* Absolutely mM. They've been there since ihe 60V If the y h aven't done anything since then, there shontdn't be any problems. Jim Allegretto - senior I'm a student and I d on't know anything. Now that I think about it, I'll say no. because I really haven't thought much about it. Hike Seevl M No; it would be impossible for hem to spy on us because they [now everything about us already. Margaret Stauder • senior 1 think it's a bunch of b ullshit. I think it's a false issue created to distract from real serious problems, like radiation leaks involved in nuclear power. To the Editor Perspective on Prisons with this coupon $1.50 off RAINBOW uptown Vegimal Hats kenosha offer expires Oct. 30, 1979 ''... V.; ' * •' : • - :j J ' "•< !i * V". ««p. during breaks and holidays. " ' ne Company. Zion. Illinois rCPn m ° f 3n > P 0 " 10 " RANGER conten t. At ZZTtTJ be a ddressed ,o Parkude Ran ger. U .W. Parkside. WL LC D-,39 Km Mntf IVwif Idtah auMf Wf M f'flh lU*n» Padialj ... \l.kr Marph Editor .. Business Manager Feature Editor Sports Kditor News Editor Photo Kditor . A dvertising Manager REPORTING STAFF ° ran d ""' ,,an { '" ih ™ i,h - . k s n U M "* H«d McMillan. I.nri K* N.« W,h Rrmnndini. Don seberrer. Jo, Svkora. Vkki Wellens PHOTO ST A IT Mjrk Rhonda (krolmo. Jim Knnlek. Brian Pacsinn Mars Arnold. Naacy Hrrnaader LAYOIT I Mi Andersen AD STAFF < ha r*, Clifton. Dan (.albraith. S,„c> Mikaelian. Mike M„rph> he Edti IN link ). jdhn »r wil l h e accepted i s Alt letters must h number fbr vcrfft i F riday jt 10 am,fi ion. M publica ten. double .paced on uandard si/c pa,*.. Name, will he .viihheld for ealid reason- m loncth accepted is soo words « following Wednesday. To the Editor, A major concern at Parkside lately has been the controversy over the negative effects a prison would have on our campus. Prisons suggest to us a number o negative images. While certainly there are legitimate grounds for concern, Jt seems that the focus has been misplaced. In particular the treatment of this issue has emphasized safety factors. If a prison is built on campus does it mean that we will all be robbed or raped in the parking lot? These thoughts or something similar probably cross most people's minds and no one, so it seems, has thought any further. This kind of thinking may very well constitute discrimination. Prisoners have always been considered outcasts; people unfit for and unwanted by society. Like other minority groups, prisoners and ex-prisoners have been denied opportunities, jobs and education. A number of studies show that poor people's crimes are pros­ ecuted more often. Perhaps some of these people have victimized others because they have been victimized themselves. Will this ever stop if we keep denying people convicted of crimes their human dignity? The feasibility of locating a prison on or near a university campus certainly has to be questioned. No doubt there are many problems that would have to be considered. Perhaps the effort would be worth it. A p rison near a university would give the people convicted of crimes opportunities that they would not have if they were put in more isolated, secluded areas. These are human beings whose lives are influenced by decisions we as "free" people have the right to make for them. If they have the privilige of education and the other opportunities a university provides, their lives may change for the better. And hopefully our attitudes toward them will c hange too. Sharon Svendsen The Ranger appreciates hearing from you! If you'd Hke to ^ a letter to the Editor, just follow these guidelines: All letters must be in the Ranger office by 10 am on the Friday before publication. The^ Ranger office is located at WLLC D13 (next to the Coffee Shoppe). The maximum length for letters accepted is 500 words. They must be typewritten, double-spaced with one-inch margins on standard typing paper. All letters must be signed. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Include a phone number for verification. All letters will be printed without editing. Remember to check for typing errors, mis­ spellings, and grammatical errors. The Ranger has editorial priviliges and may refuse to publish letters found to be defamatory in content. Procrastination just a put off To the Editor, I would like to respond to the article in The Ranger (Last issue) entitled "Procrastination". As a Counselor and as a reader, I was concerned with the message contained in the article; namely, that it takes skill and iniative (sic) to become a good procrastinator and it's (sic) a fun game in the process. Furthermore, the article inspires students to use their creative "juices" in a negative fashion — to procrastinate in an original way. One purpose of the paper (The Ranger) is to provide a service to the students. Why then would it support such a disservice to its readers? For most people, procrastina­ tion is a serious problem and is seen as an escape from living in the present to the fullest extent. It is a serious problem to the degree that anxiety and guilt often accompany the Choice of procrastination. Also, the development of the self is limited because procrastination r— CHICAGOLAND'S KELLY GIRL PROUDLY PRESENTS " Kelly V Hero®/ starring Dedicated College Students Secretaries -Typists - Clerks came in anTaTmM ringle^Ldedly dTt" 9 ' were ,o u 9 h - T t W rary office problems with their2 ° h 5( 1 ^icagdand's tempo- sequel. y o u , 00 C an star in this exciting cTrama nCW th ' e Uncanny how easy they made it look" -Les Hassle, Kelly Gazette "Even better than the original IT th at s possible" -Moe R, Money, Kelly News KLDIfe' SERVICES AJ1I People NOW SHOWIWr Chicago 786-1250 West Suburbs 654-4060 South Suburbs 233-1005 North Suburbs 729-2040 _ 4n E 9 ual Opportunity f °rm can be seen self-delusion. Dr. Wayne Dyer, j, Erroneous Zones, believes a rationale of procrastinate " part "self-delusion and hv 0 ' eseape". Some rational/ holding onto procrastinate You can avoid ever havii by avoiding all activities involve some risk. In this ;n §t (l » a)i never have to come f ac e . with your self-doubt. Atu em. rationale is that you are a i justify sloppy or l ess acceptable performance 0 j thing if you put it off l on , and then just allow a mini ma ; segment for getting it don e r ! are many more rationales ba Sf personal differences »),, continue to hold onto this defeating behavior. The procrastinator has choices. If the procrastinate accept the following p tet then the attitudes behind p r( < tinators can be recognized behaviors that implement c ht can be put into action. J premises are: J) I am more talented skilled than I thought, 2) I make mistakes and f mistake not to allow myself freedom. If the reader is going to a;, creative energy towards a nej goal such as supporting self-defeating behavior, then not utilize this energy in a pose way. For example, your c at could be titled "Technique > , Avoid Procrastination" »t could also provide humc: suggestions as well as hel: students discover ways no: defeat themselves. To intrinsically reward;stair for behavior that is contrar their success at school ultimately life is not: detrimental to them but also: purpose of your paper. Vicki Martin UW offers creative outli Creative possibilities fa writing of poetry will encouraged and explored University of Wisconsin-! sion, UW-Parkside noifa course. Instructor Carol Saffioti, a UW Parkside ft professor, says writing P 1 / be required. A study structural elements of P*- reading works of estafr writers, and by reading the" fellow members in the class.' a part of the course. Text" available in the Parkside store. Classes will mee i ^ Thursdays, beginning 0<®' .7:30 - 9 :30 p.m.. ' n // Wyllie Library Learning room D - 17 4. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 8, issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Zion Energy Fair for solar power, not nukes Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Zion Energy Fair solar power, not • n . • «" .<>. 1' I U.> by Sue Stevens Approximately 1,000 people rallied against nuclear power Saturday at Shiloh Park in Zion, Illinois. The 2nd Annual F.nergy Fair, as it lias been titled, was the largest in the M i d - W e st so far. but it was far fro m comparable to the one in New York City just one week before. Ihe highlight of the fair was clearly the m a r ch down to the Zion nuclear facility with ralliers marching live abreast and stretching over live city blocks. I he marchers chanted slogan alter slogan along t he mile stretch from the park to the plan. One of t h o se chants during the march can best describe the purpose for the rally. It was. NO M KFS. . .SOLAR POWHR!" Not only did the ralliers condemn nuclear power, but they also pushed for the advancement alternative forms of energy su e ! ' , as solar and w ind. I he lair at the park consisted ot exhibits, speakers, entertainment. for nukes food, information tables, and T-shirts and other paraphernalia The fair at the park consisted of exhibits..speakers, entertainment, food, information tables, and T-shirts and other paraphernalia for sale. The o v e r a ll atmosphere in the park seemed to lie somewhere between a carnival and a h()'s antiwar rally. One of th e banners floating around the park claimed. •STOP fill DRAFT:" Organizers. 01 "peace keepers." • 4 lJltra Vixens1 ' a big bus! • More on the nuke rally • Hiteheoek-Truffaut series opens • Hamsters taken for grant-ed *- INSIDE. . . OPINION Editorial Press wins phenomenal victory by Sue Stevens should have no access to public records at ail? Before we know it, the Court will also ban half the books in the libraries across the During these times when the press is getting attacked from all sides, any victory a—nation because they contain a bit of information that may publication can win in the courts is phenomenal. In the past few weeks one such security. victory has been won by the Progressive magazine. Yes, the Progressive has won just one victory in the courts for the press If he Last spring, United States Federal Judge Robert Warren denied the Progressive the Government believes that the press shouldn t print in orma ion or e right to print an article about the secret of the hydrogen bomb. Since that denial, general public which it affects, then we would ve ne\er oun ou a ou a erga there has been a constant battle over whether or not the press should be able to print many other cases of corruption. information that may have an effect on our national defense. Does the Court truly feel that certain articles like the one in t e rogressive w ic But just what information is so important to our national defense that it can't be will appear soon) will severely harm our national defense? released to the public it's supposed to be protecting? Here there are definitely two sides of the argument. One argument says that national defense at any cost, is more secure if only a handful of people know the details. This side realizes the delicacy with which some defense situations must be dealt with. One such example of this hush-hush method is the Cuban missile crisis of October 1962. If the general public had known exactly what was going on, what would've happened?As the story goes, J.F.K.'s little secret plan worked and the Soviets backed off. But what if it hadn't worked? The United States and the Soviet Union could very well have started World War III! Then where would the American public be? The secrecy that was to protect them would've possibly ended civilization as we know it today. Do you remember the Pentagon Papers? Now there's one instance where information was classified wrongly. The content of these documents wasn't even all that important, but someone chose to classify them as secret. Why? Who knows. That is just one reason why the press should be allowed to publish information that it feels the public should be aware of. The elements of the hydrogen bomb story are said to be found in open public records. Why then was the press denied the right to publish that information? Was it really the worry that the information would get into the wrong hands that led the judge to push the restraint? I don't think so. I believe that the courts are trying to gain on the press wherever they can. If this wasn't the case, why would the Supreme Court say that they can look into an Editor's mind to find motive when they know they cant accomplish that in criminal courts? I believe that our high court officials are afraid of losing their power in a society that has begun more and more to question authority. Do they really care whether the information contained in the pages of national publications affects our national security? How can they say that the information itself could be a large threat to our defense? A nation like our own that spends so much on defense should know that if information is given to the public bit by bit, sooner or later it will no longer be a secret. The information contained in the Progressive s article on the hydrogen bomb was found in public records. Will the Supreme Court now decide that the public Or do they know something we don't? r ganger RANGER is written and edited by students of U.W. Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Wednesday during the academic year, except during breaks and holidays, RANGER is printed by Zion Publishing Company, Zion, Illinois. Written permission is required for reprint of any portion of RANGER content. All correspondence should be addressed to Parkside Ranger, U.W. Parkside, WLLC D-139, Kenosha, WI 53141. Sue Stevens Editor Brian Felland Business Manage; Ken Meyer Feature Editor DOUR Edenhauser Sports Editor Jeff Stevens News Editor Kevin Padula Photo Editor Mike Murphy Advertising Manager REPORTING STAFF Liz Arkowski, Dave Cramer, Pete Cramer, Andrea Crandall, Dan Galbraith, Marcia Harris, Ginger Heigesen, Renee' Jones, Mira Lochanski, Reed McMillan, Lori Merten, Kai Nail, Walt Remondini, Don Scherrer, Joe Sykora, Vicki Wetlens. PHOTO STAFF Mark Anderson, Rhonda Gerolmo, Jim Knotek, Brian Passino LAYOUT Mary Arnold, Nancy Hernandez. AD STAFF Linda Andersen, Charles Clifton, Dan Galbraith, Nancy Mikaelian, Mike Murphy Letters to the Editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard si/.c paper with one-inch margins. All letters must be signed. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Inelude a telephone number for verification. Maximum length accepted is 500 words. Deadline for letters is Friday at 10 am for publication the following Wednesday. 1/iecvfo<U*£ What do Square? you think of Union Dorothy Singer — "I haven't been there yet this year." Ed Heinlsch — "It's nice, but I can't make a good comparison because I haven't seen other campus squares. I don't go there often otherwise I don't get my homework done." Angie Boyle — "I don't go there much either." Roberto Salinas — "I like to go there every once in a while." Jody Bieze — "It's simply devastating." Rich So wiles — "I think it's allright. The tunes could be louder. 1 like the selection of music they have. I wish it was bigger and there was more bar. The beer is cold; that's what 1 l ike." i 0 ta jiLSLfL*•'..-sX.VJ.. JL>', ; , Banker Wednesday October 3, 1979 ? News Briefs. Seminar on Shroud Friday Oct. 6 Can the image on the Shroud of Turin be that of Christ? A member of the scientific team which investigated that question last year will describe some of the scientific detective methods used in the examination at a free public seminar at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside at 2 p.m. on Friday. Oct. 5, in Molinaro Hall Room 105. Sam Pellicori, a Kenosha native, was a member of the group's scientific photography and imaging team, which designed equipment used to study the shroud in an attempt to discover how the image on it was formed. Pellicori will illustrate his talk on the experimental methods used with slides. • The experiments will be the subject of an article in National Geographic next April. The scientific team plans to announce results of its experiments with their interpretations in October. 1980. In addition to photographic and photometric studies, the examination of the shroud included ultraviolet flourescence, X-ray reflectance and transmission, infared emittance. micro-chemical study of fragments, archeology, hemitology and textile and image processing and enhancement of multi-color photos. Pellicori graduated from Bradford High School and then attended the University of Arizona, where he earned his undergraduate degree in physics and a graduate degree in optical sciences. Before joining the Turin team, he was involved in designing optical equipment for space studies at the Lunar and Planetary Lab in Arizona and at the Santa Barbara Research Center in California. Chain letters a big rip-off MADISON — Attorney General Bronson C. La Follette warned Wisconsin college students not to participate in any of the numerous chain letters and pyramid schemes now operating in the State. "All money-making plans which require the payment of a 'qualifying' fee, promise a return larger than the fee. and rely on others to keep the chain going are a f orm of gambling and are illegal lotteries in Wisconsin," La Follette said. The Department of Justice Office of Consumer Protection has received numerous calls from citizens since June inquiring about the legality of these schemes. Recent calls indicate the letters are now hitting the campuses. Many of the letters indicate that the law is not broken if the U.S. mail is not used in the scheme. Some instruction sheets state that the plan was designed or approved by an attorney to insure its legality. La Follette said all such assertions are false. The most popular examples of chain or pyramid plans currently operating are known as the "Circle of Platinum" or the "Circle of Gold." In these schemes, the consumer pays $50 to S1 .(XX) for a Iv-t of Hi*" the fee is P?fid ''t to the seller, the other half goes to the person on top of the list. The buyer crosses the top name out, adds his or her own to the bottom, then duplicates and resells the modified list. The chain then repeats itself. "Many consumers are misled into thinking that every participant in a chain plan will be successful in obtaining a return larger than their initial 'qualifying' fee," La Follette said. "However," he added, "only those whose names appear at the top of the initial lists succeed. Since an ever-increasing number of participants is necessary before new entrants can succeed, the longer a chain scheme continues, the more difficult it becomes for each new entrant to obtain a return. Eventually, the plan must fail, with the result that thousands of entrants further down the chain will lose their entire investment." La Follette said that the attorneys general in Minnesota, Illinois and several other states have filed suit against the chain scheme promoters operating in For more information, contact the Department of JusticevOffice of Consumer Protection at 114 East. State Capitol. Madison, Wisconsin, 53702. (608)266-1852. or at 819 North 6th Street. Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 53203, (414)224-1867 VTAE system enlarged Madison. Wisconsin):.... The State Vocational, Technical and Adult Education System is exhibiting excellent growth in the number of students attending its programs according to State VTAE System Director, Dr. Robert Sorensen. Dr. Sorensen told State Board Members, at their regularly scheduled meeting in Madison, that recently completed tabulations indicated 414,836 students attended VTAE programs during fiscal year 1978-79. He said this represented a 9.2 percent increase over fiscal year 1977-78. Sorensen also told board members that an accurate enrollment estimate for this current school year is currently being tabulated and ' should be available shortly after October 10. 1979. In making his announcement, Sorensen explained that the figure represented total number of students enrolled in all courses and did not reflect the number of full-time equivalent students in the system. He told board members that 52,299 full-time equivalent students enrolled during 1978-79 representing a relatively small increase in that category. The State Director explained that the significance of an increasing head count and stabilizing FTE count is that students are taking less full-program work and are being more selective in the types of courses they are enrolling in. According to VTAE Assistant State Director. Frederick Hiestand. "This can be attributed to several factors, including the fact that Wisconsin is enjoying a relatively stable economic situation in spite of what appears to be happening economically in some \ocations around the country." Hiestand went on to say that it appears that people are cutting back on the number of courses they are enrolling in, in order to spend more time on their jobs. This, according to Hiestand, is evidenced by the increase in the number of part-time students enrolling in the VTAE system. Dr. Sorensen told board members that a local VTAE District having a large increase in part-time vocational and adult enrollment, may have stabilizing or declining FTE enrollment and as a result that District might receive State aids which fund less and less of the District's program costs. State aids are based on a formula which considers FTE's. Sorensen assured board members that the State Board staff was acutely aware that this could happen and was looking at several possibilities to assure that the problem would be avoided. "We may have to look at a change in the state aid formula." Sorensen said, "in order to determine a method that will maintain current state funding while at the same time not promote rapid or escalating costs." those states. ^-^^nrinriryTnnnnnnnrtnnrtfYYTrs s o c s ~crs~t cjnnrc otrstrir s s~crs~sn s o Y'innnnrtnrtnrzrzr^nnrirTriinrTTfTrirtnrzrtnrTrsTfTrtnrtrsTnry' PRICE AND When mcL you join book coop), QUALITY C.S.C. ("tke (pi you own it! tome m ml SIGH UP.... 1000 already have. STUDENTS: $3.00/yr. faculty staff: $7.00 yr. Get Involved ! o 0 0 C 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 C g G w.&.a.JJLtLiL(LajULfiJLfi AJ QQ Q/ ,.... . AY ,-,7< 'A v.* r -S'.-Vvt v*. i *» 4 t-s 4 Wednesday October - 3, J 979 Raii^er I Phelto Thi again? rgM&mmtt-mzmm fun tit* Pa'fclm Ut Procrastination by Denise Sobicski At the beginning of the semester comes the time for Parkside's clubs and organizations to start their wheels turning again. New members need to be recruited, interest needs to be stirred, organization meetings held...which eventually leads to ORGANIZATION. Well, it's not such an easy task, especially for a small, new group. First someone must take the initiative to register. Sometimes it takes a while for a pair of ambitious feet to tread up those stairs in the Union to pick up the appropriate form. But once the papers are in hand...then comes the fun part! Fun?! The one page registration form must be completed and returned with the organization constitution and a statement of the source of funds. Bui where did the constitution disappear to? Who's got the money? How can I get the president's signature if we don't have one? What can we do to con one of our professors into being our advisor? I PHELTA THI happens to be a good example of the average struggling organization. I happen to be a part of that small radius. Sure, we'll have to go through all the initial proceedings—registration, recruiting new members, filling out information forms, etc.—but things will get themselves together \ Going by the attendance at the first meeting, things didn't look so promising for I PHELTA THI. We didn't even have enough people there for a baseball team, but it was encouraging to see some enthusiasm. So we decided to have a publicity meeting over a few beers to inspire more interset. It looks like things'U shape up. We've got a few people who want to have a good time (sometimes there doesn't seem to be too many here at Parkside.) Maybe we'll watch a little Monday night football, have a few beers, go to a few concerts, have a crazy party, or whatever. That's what clubs and organizations are all about—to enjoy being with other people and having a good time. So don't be afraid to get involved. There's something for everyone whether you're an artist, an athlete, a writer, or just a partier. You might have a good time. G. Helgeson There has got to be. to paraphrase a pop tune,«at least, "fifty ways to put off doing homework." Actually, there is an infinite variety of ways to avoid doing what you are supposed to do when you are supposed to do it. You probably have done it already or will do it in the future. Maybe you are doing it right now. Procrastination is certainly one of the most popular private human failings. It's in the top ten, along with picking the nose, eating lead paint, and driving over the speed limit. It's one of those things only the harshly toilet-trained can escape. Procrastination is one of the more common human failings on college campuses, and avoiding homework is one of the most common occupations of the procrastinators on every campus. Still, a lot of students just sort of blunder through, putting off work a little at a time, never fully realizing where their true talents lie. If you're not going to do something,,you might as well not do it right. And you might as well not feel guilty afterwards. It is hard to procrastinate correctly, but taking the easy way out could be disasterous. The easiest and least successful way to procrastinate is always to do just plain nothing. However, this show no forethought or initiative and is considered poor form by most skilled procrastinators. It has been found that it is more conductive to suicidal behavior to sit in a chair watching "Charlie's Angels" re-runs and Ban Roll-On commercials than it is to work calculus problems. A better way to get out of homework is to have something else to do. It always helps to join a lot of organizations. Good procrastinators will sign on the dotted line of every petition, sign-up sheet, and membership list that is shoved in front of their faces. Dedicated procrastinators will belong to organizations that they are for or against, and some that they aren't sure about. Good procrastinators will also volunteer to help other people. I once knew a procrastinator who always volunteered to help his slower classmates. Since his classmates were very slow, he tutored seven nights a week. He never got his own work done, but he got everyone else's done. And he was working so hard, he only felt guilty twice during the semester. " Forgetting completely about an assignment is difficult, but it can be done, The following methods demand a lot of the procrastinator, but they have been tested and proven. Good procrastinators everywhere use them, and it is time you learned to be a more effective procrastinator, too. Have you ever heard a classmate say, "Boy, I got so drunk last night... I forgot all about the assignment until my alarm went off this morning." If you have, you should have been impressed. That noble person was using one of the finest examples of procrastination that has ever come from the inventive mind of a procrastinating student. First of all, getting smashed is a near-perfect method of putting off until tomorrow what should have been done yesterday. All school work seems a little farther away, a little less difficult, and a little less important when you are drunk. And you're not only apathetic; your brain is so pickled that you are incapable of doing homework anyway. In addition, you don't feel guilty because of the interference of the hangover pain, and when the pain is gone, it's too late to worry anyway. Among fhe best ways to forget about an assignment is to avoid hearing about it in the first place, So. when the professor coughs at the end of the period to signify fhe Announcing of the Assignment, the procrastinator can close his eyes, stuff pencils in his ears, and begin singing, very loudly, any obnoxious song that comes to mind. This blocks out most of the details of the assignment, but it has one drawback. The procrastinator knows there was an assignment to begin with, and ('•Mil. (Ml pg. #• Rnnger Wednesday October 3, 1979 Hitchcock-Truffaut series opens tonight by Ken Meyer "Hitchcock and Truffaut. .. in Retrospect," a film series featuring three of each director's films, opens tonight at 7 pm in Racine's Golden Rondelle Theater, with the showing of Hitchcock's "Shadow of a Doubt." Alfred Hitchcock is known to almost everyone. He has directed 54 motion pictures and has repeatedly experimented with the genre of the suspense. Francois Truffaut, a French filmmaker, is identified with the New Wave movement of film that emerged in France in the late 1950's. "We wanted to give people a chance to see two different directors and styles of filmmaking." said Walt Ulbricht, Lecturer of Humanities. "Hitchcock, of course, is very popular with American audiences. There's a certain mystique surrounding the man. We thought Hitchcock would be popular to a great many people." "We also wanted to introduce a European film director," said Ulbricht. "Once we thought about Hitchcock, the natural choice was Francois Truffaut because Truffaut because Truffaut considers Hitchcock his mentor. He learned' a great deal about filmmaking from Hitchcock. He has considered Hitchcock a teacher in many respects." "Some of Truffaut's films reflect Hitchcock's influence," said Ulbricht. "We thought it would be interesting to show Hitchcock films and then show the European filmmaker, Truffaut. and see what sort of similarities there are in technique and theme between the two directors although they're separated by continents and 40 years of age." The film schedule begins with Hitchcock's films: Oct. 3-Shadow of a Doubt (1943) Oct. 17-North by Northwest (1959) Oct. 31-Psycho (1960) The Truffaut film schedule is: Nov. 7-The 400 Blows (1959) Nov. 28-The Bride Wore Black Film r eview 'Ultra Vixens' a big bust by Ken Meyer Russ Meyer, the king of softcore pornography, has said that his movies deal with fun sex. Meyer's latest film, "Beneath the Valley of the Ultra Vixens," it does deal with sex, but it's not fun. Meyer notes that the difference between his movies and "X" movies is that while his movies are fun, "X" movies are "the scumbag, the compost heap of filmmaking. They deal in very explicit, clinical shots of the human sexual organs." Meyer's right about t.ie explicitness, but I think he has the scumbag and compost heap part backwards. That description seems more suited for "Ultra Vixens," a boring and childish movie about humungously breasted women trying to reform a man to "look a good -—in the face." It could also be described as 90 minutes of 43E's (or bigger) bouncing around the screen. That's all there is to "Ultra Vixens." The script consists of scenes that go nowhere and do nothing. Written by Meyer and film critic Roger Ebert, the script has a grand total of one laugh. That laugh has to do with a lingerie salesman from "Frederico's of Wisconsin" who states that the home office is in Racine. That might be funny to us, but around the country people will ask, "Where the hell is Racine?" So, local jokes aside, there isn't a single good joke. In order to fill up 90 minutes, Meyer uses his well-known rapid-fire editing. What that means is that we see close-ups of a tree, an antenna, a radio, a sign, a building, a pile of clothes, a speaker, a chimney, a bed wheel... Each of these shots is repeated a couple of dozen times. The editing pattern is: show some sex, some of these stupid shots, some more sex, some more suptid shots, etc. Interesting, huh? The sex in the picture cannot be considered erotic in any way, shape or form. It is more like cartoon sex with women who make Dolly Parton look like Twiggy. Sex is present, but it takes a backseat to the continuous, erratic movement of the women's breasts. That's not erotic — it only causes headaches and kinks in the neck. The lead actress (to use the term loosely). Francesca "Kitten" Natividad, can't be understood on the rare occasions that she speaks and is facially ugly. But then again, why be picky — it's supposed to be a "fun" movie. There are many other bad points to mention, such as the narrator on hand throughout the picture to tell us what is happening. It's intended to give the film the look of a commentary on today's sexual society. All it really does is waste time and use a few more unfunny jokes. Another "highlight" of the picture is when the characters spew out brightly colored slime. There are colors for everyone — white, green, brown, yellow, blue, pink and red. These shots were just thrown in for shock value. Since there wasn't much of a story in the first place, the ending probably didn't give Meyer any trouble. All he did was steal from Mel Brooks' "Blazing Saddles" and end with a parody of filmmaking itself. It's a cop-out ending, but at least the movie ends. Some peole laughed at a corny and predictable joke out of desperation for a good joke. One of the characters defecates on the ground and his "fun" friend secretly steals it and throws it away. When he realizes his pile is gone, the man looks into the camera and says. "No shit." Sorry Russ — yes it is. ^eafafyctMcf, tfAcvt*, by Edith Isenberg Are you prepared to assist a family member or a friend in the case of a life threatening cardiac or respiratory emergency? Next week you will have the opportunity to learn the necessary life saving techniques by spending just three hours in a one session CPR course offered by the American Red Cross right on our own campus. This course includes first aid for choking, mouth to mouth resuscitation. and one rescue CPR. Knowledge of these techniques will enable you to help victims of heart attack, drowning, suffocation, drug overdose, to name just a few, until the rescue squad arrives. The class offered gives you the opportunity to practice on mannequins under supervision and. after successful completion, you will be awarded a certificate. Perhaps you are unsure what CPR is. CPR stands for eardio pulmonary resuscitation, heartlung resuscitation methods. The primary purpose is to get oxygenated blood to the brain and the body tissues as quickly as possible. To sustain life, oxygen must be supplied in adequate amounts and distributed to the tissues constantly. If oxygen is withheld for periods of more than four to six minutes, brain damage or death will result. Therefore, the success of heart-lung resuscitation is directly related to the speed and efficiency with which it is applied. You. too. can learn to recognize these emergencies and the necessary life saving methods by attending one of the CPR classes. In order to accommodate the large number of people who have shown interest in these classes, they will be held on three different days and at three different times. The first class will be held on Tuesday. October 9. from 9AM to Noon: the second class will be held on Wednesday. October 10. from 1 to 4 PM; and the last class will be held on Thursday. October 11. from 6:30 to 9:30 PM. All classes will be held in Union. Rooms 104 and 106. To sign up. please stop at the Campus Health Office. WLLC D 198. or call 2366. Red's Roller Rink 7220 67 th Si reet ADUITS ONLY SKATING SESSION SUNDAY EVENINGS 7:30-10:30 PM MUM I"' L " R " L,L,T Admission S2.00 Skate Rental ./5 (1967) Dec. 12-Day for Night (1973) I here will be no admission charge. Ticket reservations will be taken two weeks prior to the film program date. In order to reserve tickets, call 554-2154. There will be a short discussion after each movie. "There'll be program notes that will accompany each film, too." said Ulbricht, "so a person coming to the festival will not only have an opportunity to see some very good films in outstanding facilities, but they will also have a chance to pick up a bit of knowledge about Hitchcock and Truffaut." 3 Sporting & Athletic Equipment One of The Midwests Largest Selections DISCOUNT PRICES 14th Ave. at" 62nd St. Established in 1930 presentation EAMEL0T Starring Richard Harris Friday, Oct. 5 Sunday, Oct. 7 8:00pm 7:30pm Uaioa Cinama Admission $1.30 6 Wednesday October 3, 1979 Ranger Students frenching it This spring Parkside students will participate in a semester in France. The program is sponsored by the Milwaukee, Oshkosh, and Parkside campuses. It offers you the opportunity to improve all aspects of your French. There'll be four weeks spent in Paris and the rest of. the time will be spent in Reims. While in Reims, art and music students will spend most of their t/ne at the conservatory of music and the art school. They'll take a reduced number of French credits. There are two vacation weeks while in Reims (dates vary). To qualify for the semester abroad all students, whether in French, art, or music, must have completed college French or its equivalent with a B average or better. Junior or Senior standing (60 and 90 credits) is preferred, but second semester sophomores (45 credits) who meet the requirements and show evidence of promise will be considered. Art students should complete basic training in drawing design, 3-d, or volume design since the school only accepts students in courses of specialization. Music students should have their basic music studies completed and look to specialized courses in their area while at the conservatory. The program costs approximately $2,200. This covers round trip transportation from Chicago, room and board in Paris and Reims, all French tuitions, fees and in-state tuition, several group excursions, meals, and some incidental expenses. Out-of-state Residents must add the difference between in-state and out-of-state tuition. An additional $100 per month in travelers check for personal expenses is advisable. Any financial aid received is applicable to the program. Applications for the expedition are available from any French profesor at Parkside. The deadline for receipt of applications is October 15, 1979. Students will be notified of a decision in the following week. If accepted the whole payment of $2,200 must be paid before departure. Any additional information about the program is obtainable from Professor Evelyn Zepp. FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRARIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F D I C . Johnson L. Abukutsa (center), Deputy Librarian of the University of Nairobi (Kenya) who is touring the United States on a grant from the Council on Library Resources to study bibliographic instruction programs in this country, was at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Library this week to study programs here. The UW-P Library's programs have attracted national attention and are being used as models for bibliographic instruction in major teaching libraries throughout the country. Abukutsa is shown with Thomas Kirk, acting director of the UW-P Library-Learning Center, and Judith Pryor, instructional librarian. Librarians on tour at UW-P LAST MONDAY NIGHT THESE GUYS PLAYED. THESE GUYS WON. Ginni Shelley — Kenosha $25 Sieve Dykstra — Racine $10 Ray Bougneit — Kenosha 25 Elwood Becker — Kenosha $ 5 Fred Jacobson — Racine $ 5 Terry Peterson — Racine $25 Joseph Fromm — Racine $ 5 Paul Jackel — Racine $ 5 Philip Tohl — Wind Lake $25 Charles McMahon — Racine $10 Jim Foster — Racine $ 5 Tom Lesniak — Kenosha $10 DJBurmeister — Racine $25 Patrick Lebon — Racine $25 (PLUS MANY OTHER ONE AND TWO DOLLAR WINNERS) You c ould w in this week! From the Parking L ot cont. from pg. 4 once in awhile lets conscience take over about a day before the work is due, when even the most dedicated of procrastinators have been known to call a classmate to find out what it was they were singing over. The best way to forget about an assignment is to experience some emotional or physical trauma immediately after the assignment is given. This results in true forgetting, and is not a gimmick. It is also cheaper than drinking. It is THE choice of True Procrastinators everywhere. It often involves advance planning, but the results are worth it. Inviting a group of friends to jump out from your classroom doorway to scream "BOO" at you is good, but the more inventive you are, the better results you will get. Breaking you arm by tripping over the desk in front of yours may sound simplistic, but it involves a lot of planning, and could even result in a profitable lawsuit. Well, there you have it. Some of the best ideas I have ever come across. There are a lot of other good ideas, since procrastination is so popular. I would love to read about them, and, if they are very inventive, print them. This is the FAVORITE WAYS TO PROCRASTINATE contest, and, if you get around to it, send me your favorites. If I get around to it. I'll print them. PLAY PRO FOOTBALL ON MONDAY NIGHTS Get a free game ticket evei ytime you visit apai1icipatin|f;campLi> \\ M h! >c; \ m- i< k a; Oakland vs. Miami October 8th at 8:00 pm Ranker Wednesday October 3, 1979 7 No nukes. could be spotted by the yellow bands on their arms that bore a green peace symbol. Are these people actually trying to attach themselves to some kind of movement? If so, why the antinuclear movement? According to all of the information found at the fair, the antinuke movement is not only an emotional issue, but also an economic one as well. As one bumper sticker available at the fair indicated, "Nuclear Power = Rate Hikes and Cancer." One of the most emotional struggles of the many groups sponsoring the rally is that of th One of the most emotional struggles of the many groups sponsoring the rally is that of the Black Hills Alliance, a group mainly consisting of native Americans. This group is trying to defend their land in the Black Hills of South Dakota where strip mining for both uranium and coal has been proposed. The area in mention included a national park, a w ater supply for area ranchers, and a sacred area of the Lakota Indians. During the 1950's, there was heavy mining activity in Fall River County, South Dakota where the cancer rate is now 50% higher than in other parts of the country. Approximately 3,200,000 tons of radioactive tailings (the waste from uranium processing) were left behind in the open air. No one bothered at that time about proper disposal. At the present, disposal of nuclear waste is one of the most pressing problems of producing energy using breeder reactors. The Zion facility is now trying to expand its area for waste storage because Commonwealth Edison, the company that owns the facility, can't figure out what to do with all °t it. At the fair Saturday there was a continuing film in the middle of the park demonstrating the dangerous effects of radiation and nuclear waste. 'he film's purpose was magnified by the many speakers at the 'air who stood up to voice their opposition to nuclear power. Among those who spoke out at 'be rally was Sid Lens of the Progressive magazine. Lens began bv indicting the "cock-eyed administration" with its "cock solar power! constantly ctowded around the tables displaying bumper stickers that read: Stop Silent Death. Split Wood Not Atoms. Better Active Today Than Radioactive Tomorrow. Who Killed Karen Silkwood. and Question Authority among others. Besides the bumper stickers, there were also T-shirts and buttoms available. And for the hungry rallier? Well what fair would be complete without food? The starved marchers could choose from roasted corn, peanut butter sandwiches with sprouts, piro sandwiches topped with clover, and cookies. Then to quench the thirst, one cold find apple cider, lemonade, and of course, solar tea. eyed thinking" about nuclear power. As he stated, "I don't care if someone commits suicide... That's their business.. .but I don't want anybody to put me in an early grave by killing me slowly with radiation." He also attacked a few of our country's past presidents for their contributions to the nuclear industry. "I don't want that born again Christian in the White House to kill me with a nuclear bomb or radiation... Truman was the worst criminal in history. He murdered millions with the Hiroshima bomb... and Eisenhower. he's the one who got us started on nuclear research." When speaking of the Progressive and the hydrogen bomb story. Lens said. "Watch for that article during the next week." Most of the speakers at the rally emphasized the safety record of the Zion nuclear facility, saying that the plant has been shut down about 40% of the time because of problems. But the speakers definitely weren't the only means of obtaining information on nuclear power and its effects. During the day there were people handing out information sheets and selling papers and magazines all over the park. One could hardly escape them or the people circulating one of approximately 10 petitions. Perhaps the most constructive action of the fair was the displays set up by different companies showing their solar, wind, and wood-burning energy systems. Not only was there the usual solar panels and demonstrations, but there also was a s olar still! Like any other affair of its kind, the Energy Fair could not escape the usual paraphernalia distributors making a buck. People were Campus/Community Film Series at UW-Parkside PRESENTS 7 WIZARD OF OZ Union Square Theater Saturday, Oct. 6 7pm • Sunday, Oct. 7 1:30pm $1.50 Single Admission Parkside Activities Board presents I \ ' Thursday Oct. 11 8:00 pm Communication Arts Theater Admission: $2.50 UW-P Students $4.00 General Tickets at Union Info Center Tfee 'Everything IHachine! But a Machine Needs the Right Parts to Work Properly! m Y414 OCT'79 The Ranger Needs You to Keep Things Moving Stop by the Ranger General Office [WLLC D 139 next to the Coffee Shoppe] today and join! ... or call one of these numbers: 553-2295 553-2287 Something for Everyone National Newspaper Week Oct. 7 -13,1979 miter Wednesday Jctofoer 3, 1979 9 WpfimSSSS Volleyball Women win some, lose some After an easy win over UW-Milwaukee earlier in the week. Parkside's women's volleyball team took part in the always tough Michigan State Invitational last weekend. Milwaukee didn't put up much of a fight as the Rangers won three out of four games to take the match. The first match against the University of Waterloo of Canada seemed to show how the rest of the tournament was to be for the Rangers. The first game was an exhibition of excellence with Parkside taking it 15-3. Inconsistency took over at this point as Waterloo did in the Rangers with a score 15-6. From this point on the Rangers didn't show anything special as they dropped matches to Northern Kentucky. University of Michigan. Central Michigan and Cleveland State. The only two victories for Parkside came at the hands of Grand Valley of Michigan. In the final game of the last match the Rangers had to overcome a 10-0 deficit. Coach Linda Henderson did point out some good aspects of the tournament. Cindy Henschel proved to be the Ranger's top offensive threat while she also showed her best defensive effort of the year. Henderson was also pleased with the performances of Julie Workman. Linda £eihen and Martha Aiello coming oft' the bench. * The Ranger's record now stands at 8-7-1 for the season. This weekend will be another tough one for Parkside as they host their own Tourney. Play will begin Friday evening and continue Saturday morning. Visiting teams joining the Rangers will be' George Williams College. Chicago Circle. St. Francis, St. Xavier and UW-Oshkosh. Hamsters taken for arant-ed by Doug Edenhauser Despite the relatively young age of Pakside, this being it's tenth year in existence, this school is on a very competitive level in the area of being awarded grants from such organizations as the National Science Foundation. The most recent of these grants was awa rded this past August to professor Ed Wallen of the Life Science division for his work on the pineal gland of hamsters. The research is directed at defining the relationship between the light/dark cycle and the pineal gland in the control of the brain's regulation of reproduction in mammals. "This work is still basic research in the field," said Wallen, who became involved in this subject 10 years ago as a Ph.D. candidate at the University of Kansas. Although most; of the research will call for the utilization of hamsters, because of their extremely seasonal reproductive cycle, rats will alio be used. The reason for using rats is that experiments have shown that they have remnants of the ability to respond to the light/dark cycle. "The rats seem to have evolved out of that cycle," says Wallen. "Research on this subject has been going on heavily since the 60's, but knowledge of the pineal gland goes back to Descartes, who called it the 'seed of the rational soul.' He thought it had a special function." Most of the work done in the past has been in isolating a hormone produced by the pineal gland called melatonin, which happens to be in the family of LSD compounds. It is also known to be a sleep inducing agent. Professor Wallen has a couple of important people helping him on this grant. "I'm very dependent on Professor Wallen has a couple ot important people helping him on the grant. "I'm very dependent on these people in fulfilling this grant." John Georgeson, one of Wallen's assistants, and Parkside graduate is the animal caretaker here on campus. Bill Stone and Paul Sorenson are on the electronics design and maintenance staff. "They are the first people that I know of to use a microcomputer to measure the rhythms in small animals," Wallen added. "Grant activity has been increasing every year here at Parkside, and I think that is a reflection on the quality of the people here." said Wallen. "We have a good strong nucleus of people, and there's a good comradery among the faculty that you don't have at a big university." "A lot of people still think ot Parkside as a two-year community college and don't realize the educational opportunity they have here." Definite results of this research as it relates to man and his environment are still far oft. but the possibile uses in future generations include the regulation of fertility in women. This can not only affect birth control but may also have applications in detecting why some women are unable to have children. . Other possible uses are apparent in the farming industry. It has been known for years that chickens that are exposed to longer days lay more eggs. Also cows that are exposed to more light produce an increased milk yield. "While working on a project of this type there is always the possibility of making a major discovery." adds Wallen, who plans to continue work in this area after the grant runs out. "This is not a two-year project, it is definitely long term." Scotl Mather. Parkside'* new wind ensemble rnnduetor, rehearse* with ensemble in preparation for their upcoming concert on Tuesday, October 9th at 8 pm in the (Utmmunicaiion Art* cheater. all things considered 99 THE TITLE SAYS IT ALL Onpr National Public Radio 4pm Mondays - Fridays bwctd0 fw 91 U STEREO 6AM11PM D aily isn't It about lyme. , you got your card? FOR INFORMATION CONTACT YOUR BANK OR THE UNION INFO CENTER PARKSIDE prepare yourselves.. [he NCSA Ski Week January 1 - 9,1980 to Big Sky Montana 8T0.00 Deposit Put? Oct. 10 Sign up in Union 209 srm.oo Inc ludes, Huh Transportation Lodqiuq Lift Tickets Parties \ Kaces. Cramer's Corner by Dave Cramer Well, it took me long enough but I finally got hold of Tom Shulak, the PAB coach. I felt a bit uncomfortable during the interview because it was conducted on enemy territory, the Union Square. Throughout the interview Shulak Seemed slightly incoherent. He said it was because he had. just come.from'a Chemistry test. I think the only test he participated in was the consumption and reaction of alcohol to his body. This fact aside, he had no kind words for coach Tommie Cooper or the Ranger football team. The touch football game between these two student organizations seems as if it is turning into a game of student group supremacy, at least that's the idea I came away with after my conversation with Tom. See-what you think. Why did you accept the Ranger challenge? "Good question. I thought it was a friendly gesture towards another student organization on campus. Besides, the Ranger would be no challenge because they drink Michelob. Also, we want to put the Ranger in their place, on D-l while we're on L-2. That shouldn't take much of an effort, especially when Cooper is playing for them." How bad does PAB want to win this game? "It's not how bad we want to win but how bad we want to beat the Ranger. I just wonder if they will be able to finish the game. With a bunch of lower class students, we must prove to everyone who the leaders are in this university. Simply put, the Ranger is nothing but trouble." What kind of team do you have? "The best. I don't see how we can lose. We got speed, agility, everything to beat the Ranger. And that doesn't take much. Our first string probably won't even have to get upp off the bench." Who are your outside players? "Our outside players are a big part of our team. They are Tony Totero, whose class is only exceeded by his playing ability. He'll neutralize Ranger's big gun, A1 Guskin. Sue Wesley, whose size and speed speaks for herself. Tom Krimmel. Being an alumni of Parkside, he has plenty of reason for revenge, and Bill Niebuhr. A guy who has the knowledge to downright out-wit the Ranger and has 8.4 speed in the 100 yard dash." Does PAB know anything about the Ranger team? "Only that they don't have a chance to beat a club as elite and influential as PAB. Also with a coach like "One Beer" Cooper, I don't see how they can win, or even score any points." What is your reaction to last week's Ranger article? "It was crude, but I suppose that thats the only way that Ranger will get in anyjicks against PAB because they sure won't be able to get any during the game with our tough team. Do you have any words for Cooper? % "Actually, I don't see why he' even set up this game in the first place. He knows what the outcome of the game will be, PAB will win. Besides, Cooper should be coaching a nursery school team, because he would fit right in." Do you want to predict what the score will be? "I'm just glad that I work in the computer center because we'll need a computer to calculate our score after just the first quarter of play. As for the Ranger score, a goose egg is a goose egg. Even Cooper can figure that out. By the way Dave, I heard you and Cooper were related and I really feel sorry for you. "I just hope that the Ranger realizes what they're getting into because this game is not only to prove who is a better group of people, but also a better student organization." "This game won't be taken lightly and I just hope that Ranger is able to field a team. It will be interesting to see how many of them finish the game." Kim Merritt second in International Women's Marathon Kim Merritt, former Parkside All-American and Boston marathon champ, finished second in the International Women's Marathon September 16. Merritt. of Racine, covered the 26 mile course in 2 hours, 39 minutes and 43 seconds, three minutes behind the winner. Joyce Smith of Great Britain. This was the second time that Merritt had finished second in the vent. UW-P graduates walking across West Germany UW-Parkside graduates Jim Heiring and Chris Hansen will compete in the 20-kilometer walk Saturday at the Lugano Cup world race walking championships in Eschborn. West Germany. For Heiring. a 1977 UW-P graduate from Kenosha, it's a return trip to the Lugano meet as he finished 36th for the top U.S. finish in the 1977 race in England. Heiring won six NAIA walk .titles during his Parkside career. Hansen, a 1978 Parkside graduate from Racine, got his first taste ot international competition in France earlier this summer, but will be competing in the Lifgano meet lor the first time. He won the NA1A 10.000 meter walk as a senior. Joining the local duo as the other U.S. entries in the 20-kilometer walk are Neal Pyke of BHImont. CaL. and Steve Peconovsky o| Columbus. Ohio University of Wisconsin-Parkside Puerto Vallarta Mexie« ^ Sports Briefs Semester Break January 3-10, 1980 $339 COMPLETE Quad Occupancy LIMITED SPACE - MAKE YOUR RESERVATIONS, N OW!!! ($50 D EPOSIT REQUIRED) • For a pplication fo rms o r a dditional information contact: Parkside l/n ion O ffice 553-2200 UW-P soccer splits another Parkside's men's soccer team showed awesome defense as they split a pair of games last week. Last Wednesday the Rangers played an especially tough Aurora College team and were defeated with the opponents first shot on goal. Seven minutes into the game they scored on a picture perfect play which ended the Ranger's hopes for the day. "It was just a matter of two decent teams beating each other," said coach Hal Henderson. "It was not a well played game but it was not a bad played game either." Last Friday the Rangers turned the tables on District 14 opponent UW-Whitewater with a 1-0 victory on what Henderson called a "horrendously bad field." "That had to be the worst field I have ever played on in 15 years of coaching. The only positive aspect is that it didn't rain." The score was deceptive as to the actual play of the game. The Rangers totally dominated the play. Parkside outshot Whitewater 13-3 with all the opponents shots coming in the first half. Henderson said that it was significant that Whitewater couldn't even get a shot on goal in the second half. He also pointed out that the opposing Presents a dance with ARROYO Saturday, Oct. 6 9:00 pm Union Square UW-P Students $1.00 Guest $1.50 State and Parkside IP's Required goalkeeper made excellent saves on Parkside's first four shots of the game. The Rangers goal was scored by freshman Bob Newstrom with an assist from senior Lee Cielonko. This weekend the Rangers will travel to Milwaukee to take part in the UW Chancellors Cup Tournament. Parkside's first foe will be host UW-Milwaukee, who is presently ranked sixth in the midwest with a record of 6-1-2. .Milwaukee is the favored team this year and has won the last two tournaments. Platteville and Green Bay will also play each other Friday with the winners and losers matching up on Saturday. Parkside's record now stands at 3-3 on the season. Hockey interest develops in K-town A relatively unheard of sport in this area, hockey, is again going to be offered in Kenosha for those who like to play but don't really have enough talent to make the semi-pro team. The Kenosha Komets will try their hand this year for the first time ever in the Badger State Hockey League. This is a league for 17 years and older who would like to play. Conditioning and tryout clinics are now being held for skaters who would like to tryout for the team. Assistant general manager and trainer. Ted Barnett said that at present only 21 people have tried out for the roster of 24. Since Parkside at present does not have a hockey team Barnett says that this would be a perfect opportunity for college age guys who like to play. There is a minor tryout fee of 10 dollars and a fee of $200 for those who make the team. Players must also supply their own equipment. The Komets schedule begins November 3rd with a slate of 11 home games and 10 away contests. If you are interested or have anv questions von can call Larry Myers between 9am and 4pm at 694-8010 or 094-8011. Ranger Wednesday October 3, 1979 ll* —Coming Events— Thursday, Oct. 4 HEARING by Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources at 10:30 am in the Cinema Theatre. The program is free and open to the public. RECITAL by students at 2 pm in the Union Cinema. The program is free and open to the public. SEMINAR "Women and Finances" starts today at 7 pm in T 181. Please call ext. 2312 for more details. Friday, Oct. 5 SEMINAR "Family Court Counseling" at 9 am in Tallent 181. Call ext. 2312 for more details. Sponsored by UW-Extension. MOVIE Camelot at 8 pm in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.50 for a Parkside student and $1.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Saturday, Oct. 6 BUS TOUR "Old World Wisconsin" starts at 8:30 am. The tour is open to the public. Call ext. 2312 for information. Sponsored by UW-Extension. MOVIES "The Wizard ofOz" and "Powers of Ten" will he shown at 7 pm in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $1.50. The program is open to the public. Sponsored by Kinesis Film Series. Discount coupons are available at the Union Imormation Center with prices of $10.00 for 10 admissions and $15.00 for 20 admissions. DANCE at 9 pm in Union Square featuring "Arroyo". Admission wiU be charged. Sponsored by PAB. Sunday, Oct. 7 MOVIES "The Wizard of Oz" and "Powers of Ten" will be repeated at 1:30 pm in the Union Cinema. MOVIE "Camelot" will be repeated at 7:30 pm in the Union Cinema. Monday, Oct. 8 ROUND TABLE at 12 noon in Union 106. Kenosha's Mayor Paul Saftig will talk on "Tax Issues in Municipal Development". The program is free and open to the public. BUS TOUR "Milwaukee Beer Barons" starts at 12:30 pm. Sponsored by UWExtension. Call ext. 2312 for more information. CLASS "Ancient Religion" starts today at 7:30 pm in Tallent 121. Call ext. 2312 for more information. Tuesday, Oct. 9 CONCERT at 8 pm in the Union Cinema featuring Scott Mather directing the Parkside Wind Ensemble. The program is free and open to the public. COURSE Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation from 9 am to 12 noon in Union 104- 106. The program is free to students, staff and faculty. Sponsored by the Parkside Health Office. DEBATE & FORENSICS The Debate and Forensics team meeting at 1:15 in CA 258. Ext. 2420. Duffers fair well Parkside's men's golf team took part if two tournaments this past week, first traveling to Oshkosh and then hosting their own tourney. At Oshkosh coach Steve Stephens' team placed fifth in the ten team event with a total score of 421. UW-LaCrosse won the tournament with a score of 932. UW-Green Bay followed with 406, UW-Stevens Point with 411, UW-Eau Claire with 416 and Parkside. Todd Schalinske led the Rangers shooting a 78 followed by Mike Redfearn with 82, Mark Peterson with 85, Bob Sobol with 86 and Brian Graham with 90. Friday the team finished third in it's own tourney at Brighton Dale Country Club. Marquette won the meet with a 402 total, UW-Green Bay was second with 412 followed by parkside at 417. Medalists for the Rangers were Todd Schalinske, 79; Mark Peterson, 83; Bob Sobol, and Brian Graham at 84; Mike Redfearn, 87. The team's lone match this week will be Friday at Lawrence University. • • • • • • t • • t - • * i: • . j: r Help Support T hem So T hey C on Support u s. PLEASE PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS Chiwaukee Coop Flowers by Joseph First National Bank of Kenosha E.F. Madrigrano Kinesis Film Society Leader Store (Kenosha/Racine) Main Place Pepsi-Cola Parkside Activities Board Parkside Union Red's Roller Rink Sound Gallery WGTD-Gateway s I • • I • • • • • • t • • 1 • X • • > 06 DOWNTOWN /KCNOSHA ELM WOOD PLAZA/ RACINE Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear Shop both locations for men's wear classifieds Thanks Tony for all the valuable info on PAB's football team - I promise not to tell anyone where we got our information, the coach. To our unworthy opponents take a shower before the game signed no stranger. Apt. to sublet - Parkside Village Apts. across from Parkside College. Call 552-8955 or 553-9074. Locking File Cabinet: the government office of Comm 102 is looking for a locking file cabinet to secure material of CONFIDENTIAL nature. Contact Jim Kausalik at 632-3858. Willing to pay $10. For Sale: Craig Power Play FMCassette w/Power Booster 6x9 Triaxials, $125. Phone 654-6179. Wanted: graphic artists and reporters. Contact Sue in the Ranger office (next to the Coffee Shop WLLC) ext. 2287. Wanted: clean responsible female babysitter, room & board. Call days Connie 654-0217. Needed: people willing to work on ihe Ranger* Staff. Qualifications are you must be 6'3" or over and weigh 240 lbs. or better. Contact Coach Cooper at 553-2287 Wanted: we need two more referees for a football sgame. Qualifications are you must be willing to take money and favor our team! Call Coach Cooper at 553-2287. Wanted: babysitter — 2-3 evenings a week. 1 child, 3 yrs. old. Own transportation. Racine, So. side 634-5709. Wanted: custodian, flexible hours, i^pply Parkside Child Care Center, 553-2227. Billiard players: all students interested in a billiards league please come to the Recreation center & sign up. My pal Sal: say goodbye 'cuz PAB is gonna die! Guess who. Ranger: R.K.P. & B. PAB To ALL... the "THUNDERTRUCK" is Back!! HURRAY! Ranger: is HE really the coach and Editor for the Ranger? PAB Ranger: is Tom Cooper Really Bart Starr in Disguise? O.R. For Sale: Stereo - Marantz receiver #2245, 45 watts, 8 ohms, AR Turntable 40 watts, 8 ohms, Utah speaker 25" x 15" x 14". Pioneel- 8-track #H-R100. Call Parry at 657-9151 after 2 p.m. schooldays. Reasonable. "Computer Science Fair" this coming Tuesday. Clown suits optional. Droopy. "Hangnail Imporium," second Wednesday in October. GRNQ 103, 8:00 p.m. Brother's of Artificial Flavoring will huddle outside bookstore Thursday afternoons. John Vogt wears maple syrup behind his ears and toes. Ken, how come your beard is red? FREE classified ads to STUDENTS deadline: every thursday at 10 am STUDENT-STUDENT ORGANIZATION RAT E Any registered U.W.P. student or student organization is qualified to insert a classified line ad in die Ranger at no cost if under or equilavent to 10 words. ganger NAME SS NO. WLLC D139 "For Sound Savings, See Us!' Sound Gallery "For Sound Savings, Set Us!' 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document W Univ ersit y of W isconsi n -Pa r ks ide Wednesday September 26, 1979 Earl Hines to perform Jazz piano great Earl "Fatha" Hines, his quartet and featured vocalist Marva Josie will open the fourth Accent on Enrichment Subscription Series at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Communication Arts Theater at 8 p.m. on Saturday, Sept. 29. A limited number of tickets ($6.50 each) is available for this event from the Parkside Union Information Center (Phone 553- 2345). Season subscribers receive their tickets by mail. Hines' appearance continues the AOE tradition of bringing to the area each year one of the great jazz artists or groups of all time. Others have included Dizzy Gillespie, Stan Kenton and the Preservation Hall band. A living legend at 73, the remarkably energetic Hines has no intention of trading in his piano bench for a rocking chair after more than 50 years of making jazz history, bringing this particularly American musical form from the black clubs and back roads to a world-wide audience. Hines is recognized by critics and musicians alike as the "fatha" of modern jazz piano and as one of the three or four premier influencers of the development of jazz in this country. Hines has been profiled in The New Yorker magazine by Whitney Bailliet and is the subject of a recent book, "The World of Earl Hines," by British jazz critic Stanley Dance. In Dance's book, Hine's colleagues are effusive in their praise: "The greatest piano player in the world," is how Count Basie has described him. "When you talk about greatness," Erroll Garner said, "you talk about Art Tatum and Earl Hines." Hines' concerts have a broad appeal because the music is familiar and boasts a strong, buoyant beat. His program typically includes the best of popular standards as well as a healthy dose of tributes to such departed colleagues as Louis Armstrong, Duke Ellington, Fats Waller and Jack Teagarden. His career dates back to the 20's when he came to Chicago trom his native Pittsburgh and teamed witn Louis Armstrong and clarinetist J i m m i e Noo ne to mak e a s e r i es of records still regarded as classics. When the big band era dawned, he opened at the Grand Terrace — Chicago's equivalent of Harlem's Cotton Club — for a run that lasted 12 years and included appearances with such stars as Ethel Waters and Bill "Bojangles" Robinson. Members of Hines' big bands included Jonah Jones, Dizzy Gillespie, Charlie Parker, Trummy Young, Budd Johnson, Omer Simeon and Wardell Young. Hines' flair for finding and developing local talent is no less legendary. His protegees have included Herb Jeffries, biny Eckstine, Sarah Vaughan and Johnny Hartman. Latest on that list is his current featured vocalist Marva Josie, whose multi-register voice has won critical raves mixing jazz feeling with a hint of her early operatic training. In recent years, Hines' records have repeatedly won honors and awards including the International Critics Poll of Downbeat magazine, which twice named him the world's number one pianist. He appears regularly in the nation's top clubs, on network TV shows, as guest artist with major symphony orchestras, has made three guest appearances at the White House and toured the Soviet Union, Europe, South America. Japan and Australia. Following the slight thaw in U.S. relations with Castro, he was the first American jazzman to play in Cuba in 16 years. 'a nger Vol. 8 No. 4 Sci-fi films featured by Donald Scherrer The U.W. Parkside Library Learning Center, with the Racine and Kenosha Public Libraries, is sponsoring an upcoming science fiction film series. "OUT OF THIS WORLD." The Project was made possible by funding from a Wisconsin Humanities Committee grant and local funds. Each of the five weekly programs will feature the screening of a classic sci-fi film, followed by a discussion of the film and book led by Dr. Robert Canary. The programs will be on Monday and Tuesday nights; every Monday. starting October 1 and running through October 29. at the Kenoha Public Library's West Branch. 2419 63rd St.. at 7:30 P.M.; and every Tuesday night from October 2-30 in Racine at the Main Library. 75 7th St.. at 7 October 1 and 2 The Thing (1951; from the novella Who Goes There? by John W. Campbell Jr.) October 8 and 9 Forbidden Planer (1956; Shakespeare's The Tempest] October 15 and 16 Journey to the Center of the Earth (1959; novel by Jules Verne) October 22 and 23 The Time Machine (1960; novel by H.G. Wells) October 29 and 30 Fahrenheit 451 (1966; novel by Ray Bradbury) 1 he project is designed to attract adults with an interest in sci-11 films to libraries to stimylate their interest in. and critical appreciation of. the literature of science fiction. Extra copies of each book will be available for loan at the public libraries. P.M.. and please call 636-9241 for reservations. <* Minority fellowships available The Committee on Institutional Cooperation has established two fellowship programs designed to increase the representation of members of minority groups among those who hold doctorates in the social sciences and the humanities. Funded by grants front the Lilly Endowment, Inc., and The Andrew W. Mellon Foundation that total more than $1 million, the program will provide 25 two-year fellowships in the so'cial sciences and 10 in the humanities for the 1980-81 academic year. The Committee on Institutional Cooperation (CIC) is the academic consortium of 11 Midwestern universities — the Big Ten universities and the University of Chicago. Anyone who has or will receive a bachelor's degree by September. 1980 is eligible to apply for the 1980 competition.'Graduate students outside the CIC may also apply. The application deadline is January 15. 1980. Anyone desiring detailed information about either fellowship program should write to: CIC Minorities Fellowships Program. Kirkwood Hall 111. Indiana University. Bloomington. Indiana 47405. Between September 15 and January 15, prospective applicants front outside Indiana may call toll free between 9:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m. EST for information. I he number is (800)45'-4420. Now in its third year, the C 1C fellowships Program in the social sciences makes awards in anthropology.' economics. geography, history, political science, psychology, and sociology. The humanities fellowships arc available to students seeking doctorates in American studies, art history, classics, comparative literature, English, German, linguistics, music, philosophy. religion. Romance languages. and Slavic languages. INSIDE. . . Editorial reply: Students to blame Babies suffer—boycott Nestle' 4 A Little Victory Every Day4 Soccer team splits pair J reshroan "Open; You should be a •vote for who von want.'* Bmnim-;l • fi;" ' :- : e ihf <:>m P art|;S|| '' 1 < CM* let I hav much. Ji choice. of u.w. Parkside and they are solely responsible editorial Gassed about gas by Jeff Stevens weT, hHingv S . S l!tUati0n iS rf tting ridicul ° us ' Th<= Arabs think we're pigs, and enrarinn in " ^ reSU,t " 3 de " eaSe >" ^bution and an enraging increase in costs. JT thC f Sh ° uId be free t0 se» their commodity at /!!? tever capacity they want ' but t0 raise the cost almost beyond the average taxpayer's income in order to conserve is outrageous. Again we see the majority become a minority because it's money is less of an economic vote than that of a member of the elite. Sure many of the rich worked hard for what they have and deserve it, but if the earth is to survive, all people must share and share alike. Offertory in church is, for the most part, collected in percentages of peoples weekly incomes. This is the case with many things and should be the case in saving gas. The oil companies shouldn't just raise the price at one standard amount. If they have to raise it, they should charge on the basis of gas mileage. The car owners whose cars get less than ten miles to a gallon should pay ten dollars a gallon, and the ones who have economical cars should pay less. One might say, "That's crazy! It'll just cause a crisis with the big car business. Screw Chrysler! Forget the big car business. Maybe a system like this would force these "gas hog producers" to meet certain gas saving standards. This type of cost system would force conservation of energy by everyone, and the oil companies would still get the money they need for more research. Bo vou think that the Wisconsin Primary should he open or closed? editorial Reply Students to blame ATTENTION RANGER MEMBERS! There will be a General Membership Meeting on Friday, Sept. 28lh at 6pm in the Hunger general office Elections for Directors to be held! A" members must be there. AI Set It... by Sue Stevens With people all over the place developing depression because there aren't set roles for them, you'd think that legislators would try for some consistency in age legislation. At present there are bills being introduced to up the drinking age in Wisconsin from 18 to 19. Our neighboring states already have higher drinking ages and Illinois has just passed legislation to raise the legal age from 19 to 21. When Wisconsin legislators were faced with the problem of minors from other states crossing the border to drink, they thought they better do something about it. But what? Nobody can decide which age would be fair and solve alcohol problems in the schools. Bills were introduced to change the age for hard liquor to 19, and leave it at 18 for beer and wine. No good. Kids would be driving long distances to get to beer bars, and there'd be more chance for accidents caused by drunk teens. Another bill was introduced to leave the drinking age at 18, but change it to 19 for carry-outs so that high schoolers wouldn't buy it for their friends. Still no good. What about those 18 year olds out of school, would that be fair? Some have suggested raising the age all the way up to 21 again. No way say many tavern owners. Too by Tim Zbnmer As I sat on my "throne" last Tuesday night reading Doug Edenhauser's opinion on Student Government, I couldn't help but smile. Someone had finally realized that Student Government at UW-Parkside is nothing more than a big joke. Let's stop for a moment and look at the situation. At the time of this writing, P.S.G.A. consists of a President, Vice-President and six Senators. There are 18 open Senate seats. The two standing committees of P.S.G.A. contain a total of 21 seats. Only five of these seats are filled. That's pretty poor participation on the part of students. P.S.G.A. has done nothing about the parking problem. P.S.G.A. has done nothing about the food service. P.S.G.A. has done nothing about many of the problems found on the Parkside campus. It is a simple fact that the administration will not listen to the views of a student government that has only seven members. The next time you get to school and can't find a parking space, remember that YOU are to blame. The next time you buy food on campus and find that it doesn't suit your taste, remember YOU are to blame. The next time you stand in line at registration for hours, only to get classes you don't want, remember YOU are to blame. YOU, the student body of UW-Parkside, are to blame because you are content with sitting back and letting things continue as they are. This campus is in strong need of a student body that cares about campus problems and is willing to work at correcting those problems. Student Government will be as strong as you make it. Fall elections will be held on October 17 and 18. Twelve Divisional Senate seats will be open. In addition, five S.U.F.A.C. seats and five Union Operating Board seats will be open. It is time for the students of this campus to stop complaining and start getting involved. If we work together, we can solve the problems faced by this campus. /tu :>i/\rr Linda Andersen. Charles Cliflon, Dan Galbraith, Nancy Mikaelian. Mike Murphy Letters lo the Editor will he accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standard size Paper with one-inch margins. All letters must be signed. Names will he withheld lor valid reasons. Include a telephone number Tor verification. Maximum length accepted is 500 words. Deadline for letters is Friday at 10 am for publication the following Wednesday. many of the bars and discos in the area cater to younger crowds. Their businesses would go down the drain. Well then, what about raising the drinking age to 19 all the way across the board. This seems to be the best solution, but I believe it causes just as many problems, if not more, than it solves. It's bad enough that the legal age to have a driver's license is 16, and that kids handling autos don't have to be completely responsible for their driving record because they aren't considered adults. It's hard enough to determine which 17 year old should be tried as an adult in criminal court and which should be turned over to juvenile authorities. If an 18 year old is old enough to vote, get married, be a criminal offender, or to be drafted, is he an adult? If w e're to raise the drinking age to 19,1 truly believe that we should make it clear who is an adult and who isn't. I think it's foolish to slap 18 year olds on the back of their hands for drinking, and then tell them they must be responsible for their actions. If it means raising the legal age; voting, marriage, drafting, and all to 19 or even 21, it should be done. Otherwise, there'll be even more contusion in an already confused world. PHOTO STAFF Mark Anderson, Rhonda Gerolmo, Jiin Knolek, Brian Passino LAYOUT Mary Arnold, NanPy Hernandez. KM'UKIIM, STAFF Liz Arkowski. Dave Cramer. Pete Cramer, Andrea Crandall, Dan Galbrailh Harris, Ginger Helgesen. Renec' Jones, Mira Lochanski. Reed McMillai Mcrlen, Kai Nail, Wall Remondini, Don Scherrer, Joe Sykora. Vicki Welle Sue Slevens Brian Felland Ken Meyer Doug Edenhauser Jeff Stevens Kevin Padula Mike Murphy F.dilor Business Manager Feature Editor Sports Editor News Editor Photo Editor • Advertising Manager 'News Briefs Hanger Wednesday September 26, 1979 3 Bedfords perform in Racine Harpsichordist Frances Bedford and oboist Monte Bedford will present a concert of chamber music at 8 p.m. on Saturday, Sept. 29, in St. Luke's Church, 614 Main St., Racine. They will be assisted by Laura Frisk playing continuo cello. Frances Bedford, an associate professor of music at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, is active as a harpsichord recitalist, charnber music performer and soloist with orchestras. A specialist in Baroque music, her training included studies with London harpsichordist Jane Clark and master classes with Kenneth Gilbert. She has written a number of harpsichord articles for music journals and is the author of two books, the most recent on 20th century harpsichord music. Monte Bedford is oboist with the Claremont Woodwind Quintet, principal oboist with the Altoona, Pa., Symphony and an assistant professor of music at the Pennsylvania State University. In addition to his studies for the master's degree in oboe performance at UW-Madison, he has studied with Robert Bloom and Ronald Roseman of the New York Philharmonic and with the principal oboists of the National Symphony and the St. Louis Symphony. Their free public program will include Six Metamorphoses after Ovid by Benjamin Britten for unaccompanied oboe, harpsichord solo sonatas by Thomas Arne and Domenico Scarlatti and works by Francois Couperin, J.H. Fiocco, Johann Sebastian Bach and Alessandro Marcello. Concertgoers are invited to a reception in the church library after the concert. Volleyball Tournament Parkside's Women in Business Club invites you to take a break from your weekly Saturday routine and join us in a volleyball tournament on Saturday, October 6, at Sanders park. They challenge any club on campus for this event — or if you don't belong to any organization but would like to participate, feel free to form your own team. A maximum of ten players is required for each team with a $15.00 charge per team to enter. Sign up for this tourney will be on October 1 and 2 in Molinaro Hall. WIB will provide free beer for everyone and trophys will be awarded to the top three teams. Parkside given land The Renak-Polak Woods, one of four off-campus natural areas totalling more than 500 acres of the University of WisconsinParkside, has been enlarged by a gift of additional land from The Nature Conservancy. The Renak-Polak tract is termed by naturalists a "Climax Woods," characterized by the presence of beech and maple trees — estimated to be more than 200 years old — and by unusual ground cover including the rare ginseng. The tract is located tn Caledonia, slightly east of River Road and west of the old North Shore right of way and north of the Five Mile Road. Governments attack PTA The United Council of University of Wisconsin Student Governments, Inc. wishes to make public its condemnation of the marijuana propagandizing activities oy ixitain Parent Teacher Associations around the State of Wisconsin. The PTA's are creating false impressions about the so-called 'bad" effects of marijuana. Recent programs, such as those which sponsored high school speakers who are adamantly opposed to the consumption of Dot. can be added to their list of reactionary activities. Kim Kachelmyer, Legislative Affairs Director for United Council, in reference to the pot and paraphernalia bills pending in the State Legislature, says, "The PTA has not introduced any legislation to ban the sale of glasses used in the consumption of alcohol. Do they condone a drug (alcohol) that has been proven to be more harmful than marijuana?" New home for records Records of Kemper Hall, a private girls' school which operated in Kenosha from 1870 to 1975, have a new home in the Archives and Area Research Center of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside LibraryLearning Center. Included are records from the Board of Trustees, the Headmaster's Office, the Principal's Office, the Admissions Office, Public Relations Office and Business Office and a general subject file covering such topics as alumnae, fund raising, expansion of buildings and grounds, recruitment and student activities. Red Cross offers class Cardio-pulmonary Resuscitation Classes will be offered by the American Red Cross on campus in October. This year, the RACE program, a one session, three-hour course, is scheduled at three different times, in order to accomodate more people. This course includes first aid for choking, mouth to mouth breathing, and one rescue CPR. A certificate is awarded at the successful completion of a threehour session. The dates are: Tuesday, October 9, 1979. 9AM to 12 noon Wednesday, October 10. 1979, 1PM to 4PM Thursday, October 11, 1979, 6:30PM to 9:30PM Please sign up by calling ext. 2366 or stopping at the Campus Health Office WLLC D 198. Energy Fair on Saturday The "Midwest Alternative Energy Fair" will take place in Zion, 111. at Shiloh Park this Saturday, September 29th. During the day there will be exhibits, speakers, music, and rallying. 1 he rally will begin at 10 A.M. in Shiloh Park where many people win camp tne night before. Music will be provided beginning at 11 A.M., and the speakers will start at noon. At 1:30 P.M., there will be a march to the Zion Nuclear Plant. For more information, call the Chiwaukee Radioactivists at 587- 1510 or 689-3585. GCT MCk TO MSICS JOIN BCOkY CO-OP -N C.S.C.'s Book Co-op is operated by students and depends on people to drop off their used textbooks, paperbacks and albums, to sell to other students. In a sense we act as an exchange center for students and our system allows you to either make or save the maximum amount of money you can on your textbooks. Want to get rid of your old albums? C.S.C.'s Book Co-op is the best place. — You set your own price! On all of the Book Co-op's services, members are not charged, non-members pay 15% over member price. Help us out this year and you'll see the benefits of cooperation. FAL L M O N TUE - 1 to 3 HOURS W E D - 1 to 7 THUR - 2 to 5 r FOOD: The Food Co-op offers hundreds of items of food including: milk, bread, yogurt, fresh produce, natural cheeses, grains, nuts, dried fruit, vitamins, juices, frozen foods and many canned and packaged goods. Stop in and look around. We are proud of the pleasant atmosphere and we have convenient hours for all students, including night students. Parking is available right in front. Support this co-op. it is one of the most unique services at Parkside. F ALL H OU R S M O N 10 to 6 TUE - W ED -T H U R :. . . 1 0 to 10 F R I & S AT 9 to 6 CW" . y/f ' '.'J T- ' y»'• - 7 'U' ; »' •!» T h e C o - o p e r a t i ve S e r v i c es Collective is a not-for-profit student organization at Parkside. A membership in C.S.C. allows member benefits in all C.S.C. projects including the Book and Food Coops. A monthly Newsletter is also sent to each C S.C. member. Sign up this year. New Student R a te $3.00 / yr. F A C U L T Y - S T A F F ALUM M l $ 7 . 0 0 / y r . 4 Wednesday September 26, 1979 Ranger Babies suffer - boycott Nestle by bv friends friends nf of tho the _ _ . $« .« . ^ food & book co-ops There is a malady in Asia, Africa and Latin America that over 10 million babies fed on infant formula suffer every year. It is called "bottle baby disease" and its symptoms are diarrhea, malnutrition, brain damage and even death. Over 27,000 babies will fall victim to bottle baby disease today. Multi-national corporations such as Nestle, Abbott/Ross Labs, American Home Products and Bristol Myers contribute significantly to that problem by promoting the use of milk formula products to mothers who could breastfeed. In places like Singapore, and other areas around the world where promotion is intense, breastfeeding rates among poor families have plummeted from 71% in 1951 to 5% in 1971. The costs in lives is enormous. Studies in Chile, for example, show death rates two to three times higher for bottle fed babies. The 1978 World Health Organization explains why: The probability of mothers having Chiwaukee News Presents The NCSA Ski Week January 1 - 9,1980 to Big Sky Montana $250.00 Includes: $50.00 Deposit Due Oct. 10 Sign up in Union 209 Bus Transportation Lodging Lift Tickets Parties & Races. access to clean water is low and preparation of formula which requires clean water, good sanitation, and literate parents to follow printed instructions in areas where sewage runs in the streets and poverty is severe presents problems. Mothers who become dependent upon breastmilk substitutes are often unable to purchase the quantity of the commercially prepared product that would be needed. Formula is thus over diluted. ACADEMY OF BATON & DANCE Headquarters for "Gym Kin" Body Suits, Gymnastic Suits, Tights — Ballet Shoes — Tap Shoes — All Dancing Supplies Hey Parkside... NEXT MONDAY NIGHT TH^E GUYS CAN SCORE DINNER FOR YOU. OCT. 1 NEW ENGLAND vs. GREEN BAY Stretching formulas because they cost up to 60% of the family income is common and leads to severely nutritionally impotent food. The economics of little fuel for sterilization of bottles and the lack of refrigeration complicate what is sometimes overly burdensome. Nestle, a giant food corporation based in Switzerland, wholly owns its U.S. subsidiaries: Nestle Co., Stouffer, and Libby. Nestle employs "milk nurses" who have uniforms on to sell their products directly to mothers on a commission basis. Nestle supplies colorful posters and free medical equipment to hospitals; they give gifts to doctors to promote their endorsements. In some areas they continue to advertise through the mass media. Their aggressive campaign has persuaded millions of women to stop breast feeding and use formula. These babies with difficulty enough surviving don't need exploitive marketing and merchandising to induce their mothers to let her milk dry up in a week and then have to rely on formula out of necessity. The Infant Formula Action Coalition, (INFACT), a nationwide coalition of consumer, women's and religious groups, has called a boycott of all Nestle's products until this company stops all promotion which contributes to this disaster. For over eight years nutritionists, doctors and consumer groups have presented reports to Nestle showing that their promotion is contributing to a "bottle baby disaster." Despite these years of mounting criticism including letters, delegations and even a lawsuit, they have made only the smallest changes in its promotion methods. What can we do? Two things. First, urge the support for The Infant Nutrition Act of 1979 ! The second thing you can do is speak to Nestle in the language they understand. BOYCOTT NESTLE! BOYCOTT NESTLE LIST: CHOCOLATES: Nestle's CRUNCH; Toll House Chips; Nestle's Quik; Hot Cocoa Mix; Choco'lite; Choco-Bake; $100,000 Candy Bar; Price's Chocolates; Go Ahead Bar COFFEES AND TEAS: Taster's Choice; Nescafe; Nestea; Decaf; Sunrise; Pero WINES: Beringer Bros.; Los Hermanos; Crosse and Blackwell CHEESES: Swiss Knight; Wispride; Gerber Cheeses; Old Fort; Provalone Lacate'.li; Cherry Hill; Roger's PACKAGED FRUITS, SOUPS, ETC.: Libby's; Stouffer frozen foods; Souptime; Maggi Soups; Crosse and Blackwell HOTELS AND RESTAURANTS: Stouffer; Rusty Scupper MISCELLANEOUS: L'Oreal Cosmetics; Nestle Cookie Mixes; Deer Park Mountain Spring Water; Pine Hill Crystal Water; Kavli Crispbread; McVities; Keiller; James Keller & Son, Ltd.; Contique by Alcon; lonax by Owen Labs; Lancome. For further information about the boycott or any related issue, contact: Infant Formula Action Coalition (INFACT). 1701 University Ave., SE. Minneapolis. Minnesota 55414. (612) 331-3437. You can win from $1 to $25 in food purchase coupons this week " » y is n i?7o r art FOO,b , al1 " WUh US " Y° U 961 8 ,ree 9 ame «cket e^ time you Visit a participating campus food location. No skill required. Union Dining Room, Union Square Grill and WLLC Coffee Shoppe and be eligible for additional Half-time prizes. Watch the game on Union Square's T Scr 3:oo pm of the next mqni 'A Little Victory Every Day' ~ Coming Events - > Ijannn l»nnr tile 72 llOIir Hfhif U . ni>k(lut' Want "1*1 by Renee Jones Is it easier to die than to cope? This question is asked by many women who suffer post-partum depression. Now to ask yourself, what is post-partum depression? The post-partum (afterbirth) period is the time after the baby's birth, the stay-in the hospital and the time period adjusting to becoming a mother. Last March, Laurence Kruckman, assistant professor of Anthropology, along with Sharon Svendsen and June Craig, U.W. Parkside students majoring in Social Anthropology, began the making of the post-partum depression film. The idea for the film occured when Kruckman was doing his discertation in South America on peasant women. He became interested in the aspects of child bearing and changes women go through. There are three stages of post-partum depression. The first is the 72 hour blues, which occurs •" the hospital. The mother goes through a period of crying, has frightening dreams and doubts her role as a parent. Ninety percent of womer have this type of stress. The second stage, also called blues, occurs three to five months later. According to Kruckman, this stage of depression is more emotional. It causes tremendous exhaustion, insomnia, headaches, rapid change of moods and more crying. One researcher calls it miserable sleepiness." Kruckman stated, "Women who have children out of wedlock and the women who don't relate well to their mothers are the ones who suffer most." The third stage is psychotic depression, which is related to lack of support. This stage of depression is usually controlled by drugs. Kruckman also stated that "Women who are the most excited are those who will suffer most because they will go from this tremendous high to this tremendous low. Many women are unaware ot how to cope with post-partum depression mainly because the doctors will tell you 'you'll get over it'," said Kruckman. " That's also the reason little research is done." Kruckman, Svendsen and Craig worked closely with a group of women at Harper College in Palatine, Illinois. The group coping with the problems of having children is the panel of women in the film. The women discuss the different problems they experience and how they eventually learned to cope with themselves. As one of the ladies put it, "You have to give yourself a little victory every day." Which brings us to the title of the film — A Little Victory Every Day. The 37-minute film will soon be released to the library so all studenfs interested in viewing it can do so. II you re one of the women who suffered from post-partum depression, give yourself A Little Victory Every Day. Wednesday, Sept. 26 MOVIF. "Tile Fantastic Animation Festival" will be shown at 7 pm in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is SI.50. Coupon tickets are available at the Union Information; Center with prices of $10.00 for 10 admissions and $15.00 lor 20 admissions. Sponsored by the Kinesis Film Series. Friday, Sept. 28 , MOVIE "Who is Killing the Great Chefs of Europe" will be shown at 8 pm in the Union Cinema. Admission at the door is $ 1.50 for Parkside students and $1.50 lor a guest. Sponsored by PAH. DANCE a. 8 pm in Union Square. Admission will be charged at the door. Sponsored by the Minority Student Union. SF.MINAR File Science-Chemistry Seminar Series — Sue Kristopeil and Larry Johansen. Subject — summer research projects. Saturday. Sept. 29 MOVIES "Sounder" and "Kud/u" will h e show n a. 7 pm in the Union Cinema. k piogram is open lo the public. Admission at the door is SI 50 Sponsored hv the Kinesis Film Series. continued on page 6 A by Edith Isenberg In last week's column, you were given the opportunity to take "Your Lifestyle Profile" and I promised that I would share with you the suggestions prepared by the Canadian Department of Health and Welfare for improving your score. If your score was not to your satisfaction, take a few minutes to review their suggestions which are printed below. Exercise While there'p nothing like a good physical workout to tire you out, lack of exercise can make you feel equally fatigued while reducing your muscle tone and contributing to obesity (even when you eat moderately). The chances of suffering from certain forms of heart disease may also be increased by inadequate physical activity. Exercise is an ideal way to relieve tension and stress and have fun at the same time. If you are otherwise in good health, regular vigorous physical activity for at least 30 minutes three times a week will help shape up a healthier you in a matter of months. Nutrition The answer to overweight is not a crash diet. Instead, a sensibly balanced intake of moderate amounts of food combined with increased physical activity will reduce your weight and generally increase your sense of well-being. Alcohol Just three glasses of wine per day, three pints of beer or three drinks of hard liquor can place you in the danger zone for possible alcoholism or cirrhosis of the liver. If you cannot moderate your drinking by yourself, consult a community health organization or obtain professional advice. Fifty per cent of all fatal motor vehicle accidents involve alcohol. If you drink, don't drive. Tobacco The smoking habit is a hard one to break, but if you can quit before any disease develops, your chances of contracting lung cancer and other respiratory diseases as well as heart disease are considerably reduced. If you cannot quit, try to cut down on your daily consumption, reduce inhaling and switch to low tar and nicotine brands. Even if some form of lung disease is present, reducing or halting your tobacco intake may improve your condition so that you feel better, breathe more freely and have more energy. Road and Water Safety You can reduce your chances of death or injury while riding in a motor vehicle by over 50 per cent simply by buckling your seatbelt. Maintaining the speed limit is another means of controlling your vehicle and your life. Other self-induced risks such as drinking or taking drugs which impair alertness at the wheel endanger both your own life and that of others. 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I want to know more about a life insurance selling career. Name , 51 reef a City Phone State Graduation __ — Zip classifieds^ starting Sept. 12 RANGER will offer FREE classified ads to STUDENTS deadline: every thursday at 10 am STUDENT-STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE Any registered U.W.P. student or student organization is qualified to insert a classified line ad in the Ranger at no cost if under or equilavent to 10 words. ganger WLLC D139 6 Wednesday September 26, 1979 Ranger continued1 p , rFirvoim iitnhig erPaarrmkiwng wLoi t Loming Events Prison people are problems A/E SSEERRIIEES presents Ear, "Fartha" Hinaas in aocncar, a, .8 pm min ,he |~ SR,rSmer Am THEA,RE- ™ E,S •* " AIIABIE * "T *•" -• Sunday, Sept. 30 M0Cinem'aS ° U° der " rCPM' ed " 1:10 pm in ,he Uni °" MOVIE "Who is Killing .ha Graal Chefs of Europe" wil, ba repeated a. 7.30 pm in the Union Cinema. Monday, Oct. 1 ROUND TABLE at 12 ndon in Union 106. Prof. James McKeown will talk on Impressions of Chicago Politics". The program is free and open to the public. MEETING I PHELTA THI Organizational meeting over a few beers. 7 pm in the Union Square. Red's Roller Rink 7220 67th Street ADULTS ONLY SKATING SESSION SUNDAY EVENINGS 7:30-10:30 PM FOOTBALL Admission $2.00 Skate Rental .75 •N THE MONDAY NIGHT SQUARE Oct. 1 New England V8. Green Bay WHILE WATCHING THE GAME WIN ADDITIONAL PRIZES GN UNION SQUARE'S T SCREEN! A=5 BEER OR SODA PITCHER TICKETS B=4 BEER OR SODA PITCHER TICKETS C=3 BEER OR SODA PITCHER TICKETS D & ENLARGE BEER OR SODA & TUB OF POPCORN REDEEMABLE ONLY AT HA LF-TIME IN UNION SOU ARE G. Helgeson Now that some of you hot-headed idealists have calmed down a bit from what Kenosha News called your "uninterrupted parade of opposition" to the idea of building a correctional facility on Parkside land, let's think about this idea logically for a moment. As soon as I heard about the idea of putting cons next-door to students, I thought, "Here's a possibility that will give this university's outreach missionaries something they can really get their teeth into." No more of this small-time stuff. Recruiting non-traditional students from the ranks of small-town mid-America for a commuterschool like Parkside is, you have to admit, a little in the line of recruiting groupies for the Rolling Stones from an all-girls boarding school. In both cases, most of the recruits are only too eager to catch up on what they've been missing anyway. But, give those missionaries a whole institution just bursting full of tax-evaders, petty theives, rapists, and all sorts of educational dropouts. A real challenge — puts me in mind of Billy Graham crusading in hell. However, all these potential recruits will just be sitting around the old cell-block, a captive audience with absolutely nothing to do but prepare themselves for a career in computer science or business administration when their time is served. This could be a real test for outreach, but I have faith in them. They'll pass with flying colors. It's just that I know their methods so well. First, a few innocent postcards in the mailbox. Soon followed by a large manila envelope containing a blank form and a substantial amount of slick propoganda. Then, a day or so later — they like to give you some time to think about it — a letter or two appealing to conscience ("You intimated interest in attending UW-P. Yet, we have not received your completed application or transcripts. We believed you were sincerely interested in becoming a seeker of knowledge and sent you the necessary forms. Please don't break our trust.") And then, finally, they start to get rough. They send, by registered mail, a menacing little card commanding: YOU WILL REGISTER AT MAIN PLACE ON THIS DATE. I mean, I felt compelled to UNIVERSITY OF WISUDNSIN-PARKSIDE' •4 SEMESTER BREAK IN JANUARY 3-10, 1980 FROM $399 COMPLETE — INCLUDES: • ROUND TRIP GROUND TRANSFERS WHILE IN MEXICO • SEVEN NIGHTS LODGING "HACIENDA DEL LOBO" • ROUND TRIP JET AIR VIA PAN AM 707 C HARTER • ALL TIPS & TAKES (CHAMBERMAIDS, B ELLHOPS, E TC ) • GROUP ESCORT & ORIENTATION MATERIALS For Complete Information & Application Forms Contact Union 209 or call: 553-2200 register. The night before I did, in fact, register, I had a very strange dream about a huge man wearing a funny little flat hat with a tassle. He was breaking my little finger and telling me the Boss was going to be very disappointed if he didn't see me at registration. Now don't get me wrong. I don't hold a grudge or anything. I like Parkside fine. But those outreach people are really good at their jobs. I bet they'd have those cons skipping rope to the tune of "Macho, macho student, I wanna be a macho student" in no time. And, once you think about it, what is so distasteful about attending college courses with cons? Real students won't have to eat with them, or use the same bathrooms or anything. Just sit in the same classroom, listen to the same lecture and breathe the same air. Once they're here, I really can't see too many problems involved in integrating this new type of non traditional into student life. As a matter of fact, there could be a lot of important advantages in store for the UW system, Parkside, and the students, not to mention the cons. First of all, the whole UW system will greatly enhance its reputation by being the first state system to roll out the old red carpet to people from all walks of life. Proponents of equal rights in higher education will stand up to applaud the UW system for this noble move toward expanding higher educational facilities to meet the needs of the environment. They'll probably even call it "humanistic." The UW system will become a model of the ideals for which all other state systems strive. Parkside will profit in two ways. With the appearance of cons on campus, the average cumulative Parkside student gradepoint will rise. Unlike most students, those cons will have nothing to do after classes but study. And their grades will reflect that. Also, with a little cooperation from the warden (plus a lot of coercion from the guards), Parkside will have a guaranteed enrollment for many years to come. Cons on campus could even be a personal boon to the rest of the student body. Almost everyone has heard the business world's stock criticism of universities: college graduates do not leave school prepared to work. Well, I'm sure that after a few years spent with cons, most Parkside students will be wellprepared for the business world's rat race. After all, they'll be learning first-hand from drug traffickers, embezzlers and political criminals. What better way to learn a trade than from an old pro. And dorms? It has been said that Parkside's lack of campus life goes hand in hand with its lack of student housing. Here's my solution! Since both the physical tacilities and the atmosphere of the two are so similar, the prison facilities could double as forms. No problems with setting residence hall curfews, regulating parties or preventing illicit sex in Parkside's dorms! So you see, everyone would benefit from building a correctional tacil'ty on Parkside land. Don't you agree? Parkside soccer team splits pair H voi n n o n n n A ^ Hanger Wednesday September 26, 1979 7 Having an up and down week has been the history of many of Parkside's sport teams of late, and Hal Henderson's men's soccer team is no exception. Last Wednesday the Rangers hosted Trinity College and made quick work of them. Junior Karl Goetz scored the first goal of the game with assists from Brad Faust and Lee Cielonko. Trinity was never to recover. The final score of the game was 3-1 as Trinity scored their only goal with three minutes left in the game. In the meantime freshman Beejan Beheshti scored two goals, both of them with assists from Lee Cielonko. Saturday proved to be a different story alltogether as Parkside hosted a tough UWMadison team. "We stubbed our toe. Our youth caught up with us, said Henderson." "It was just a case of their juniors beating our freshmen to the ball." Statistically the game looked even as Wisconsin barely outshot Parkside 23-18. Actually though the game was no contest as the Rangers scored their only goal on a penalty kick by Earl Campbell. "The toughest part of our schedule is coming up. If we can win halt ot the next six games we should be alright," said Henderson. Parkside's next match will be Wednesday at Aurora College and Friday at divisional opponent UW-Whitewater. The next home game is October 10 against Lawrence University. Volleyball Women win three KAII1BOW Coach Linda Henderson's women's volleyball team had a successful week last week winning all three of the matches they took part in and running their season record to 5-3. Last Tuesday against Concordia was more of a practice as the girls won the best of five match in three straight games. Saturday they traveled to Marquette to face two tough teams in UW-Platteville and Marquette. Henderson said that Platteville proved to be tougher than she thought they would be, as the Rangers lost the first game 17-15. GIFTS RECORDS JEWELRY uptown kenosha Two previously injured starters, Roxanne Nelson and Liz Venci returned to the starting lineup to help the Rangers take the next two games 15-8 and 15-9. Freshman Sheri Festge led the way for Parkside. Marquette, with their star player out with pneumonia, proved to be bo match as the Rangers won the contest in two games 15-8 and 16-14. Parkside was paced by Cindy Henschel and Tess Manzano. Junior Terri Bieser turned in a fine defensive performance.. The Rangers will travel to East Lansing, Michigan to take part in the tough Michigan State Invitational this weekend. THE GREAT CHEFS OF EUROPE? Friday, Sept. 28 8:00 pm Sunday, Sept. 30 7:30 pm Union Cinema Admission $1.50 open, joggers and grade school divisions. A $25 bond will be awarded to the first male and the female finisher with second through 25th placers receiving gift certificates. The top three in each age group, exclusive of those finishing in the top 25, will also receive gift certificates. Two mile race awards will include gift certificates to the first male and female finishers in each age classification and trophies to the second and third placers in each age group. All pre-entered runners will receive a T-shirt at race registration as will late entries while shirts last. Registration is $5 for each race if received by Sept. 26 at UW-Parkside Physical Education Building, $6 after that date and at late registration beginning at 8 a.m. on race day. For more information, telephone (414)553-2245. By ANHEU SER-BU SCH, INC. • ST. I O U I S • INC S E 1 8 9 o Distributed by E.F. MADRIGRANO 1831 -55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658-3553 Michelob NOW AVAILABLE "ON TAP" AT UNION SQUARE UW-Parkside and the KenoshaWest Rotary Club will sponsor a 10,000 meter road race Sunday, Oct. 7, for the benefit of the Scout Rescue Squad, a volunteer organization that provides emergency medical services at many group functions. The 10,000 meter race will be at 11 a.m. and will follow the same route through Petrifying Springs Park and the UW-Parkside campus that the July race took. It will be preceded by a two mile race at 10 a.m. Men's age groups in the 10,000 include the following: 18 and under, 24 and under, 29 and under, 30-34, 35-39, 40-44, 45-49, 50-55 and 56 and over; for women, 29 and under, 30-39 and 40 and over. The two mile race will have Rotary sponsors run Mini vacation? Weekends were made forMichelok CLASSIFIED ADS Look out pab here comes the I RANGER, packed with power from [twinkle toes, harvard, tiger and [two ton. bring enough cash to pay [for the bet. signed, no stranger. [RARE opportunity for the right [Parkside student. Retired college [professor requires part-time help, [ideal for teacher, student or nurse. [Chores include making breakfast, [walking, reading. No housework. [Excellent chance to advance [one's education. Call afternoon or [evenings 694-2251. [For Sale: 24' above ground pool. [New filter. $200. Phone 639-0861 latter 6. Help wanted: Male student for maintenance work. Hours 2 to 4 Mon.-Sat. Koffe Pot Restaurant. 4914 7th Ave. Phone 657-7911. Spanish tutoring available. Phone 654-5724. Call 7 to 9 p.m. Car: Honda Civic Hatchback. 1978, red, excellent condition. 14,800 miles, $3,995 firm. Phone 554-3271 8 a.m. to 3:30 p.m. 639-9272 after 5 p.m. Dog: Setter/Retriever. Free to good home, housebroken and lovable, has shots. Call Clyde Caudill 654-4966 after 6 p.m. COLLEGE STUDENTS Improve your grades! Send $1.001 for your up-to-date, 306 page col-1 legiate research paper catalog. 10,250 p a per s on file. A l l academic subjects. Research Assistance, 11322 Idaho Ave. #206Z, Los Angeles. CA 90025 (213)477-8226. DANIMAL-You are to be taxed this coming first week of October. Danzahrnybphrd. S. P. Gumby. Hope you had a very happy 25th, Keith. Love, D.H. 8 Wednesday September 26, 1979 Ranger Cramer's Corner What are the rules? "They can't score touchdowns unless they have written permission from Tiger Stoffle, and she needs written permission from Twinkle Toes Guskin, and he needs written permission from me. So basically Dave, I don't think we've got a damn thing to worry about." What does your training program consist of? "Michelob.. .lots of it. We drink it, we s hower in it, and we even sleep with it." Isn't that a slightly rigorous training program? "Yeah, but the team wants to win, so they follow it. As a matter of fact, they love it. They're happy all of the time. I never hear any back talk, but when they're in a drunken stupor, what do you expect?" What do you feel your chances are of winning this game? "Being perfectly honest Dave, I have to say that PAB has as much chance of winning as Dick Nixon has of being voted the 'Honest Abe' of the 1970's." Next week I hope to interview the coach of PAB (whoever that might be) and get their opinion of this game. Coach Cooper during training session with team members. by Dave Cramer I was sitting in the library, diligently studying my textbook on basketweaving when someone walked by me and said to a friend who was with him that the Ranger and PAB (Parkside Activity Board) were going to have a touch football game. My reporter's curiosity got the better of me and I had to find out more about it. Having heard that Tom Cooper was going to coach the Ranger team, I thought I'd have a talk with him. Foolishly I went down to the Ranger office to talk to Cooper. When I got there and asked for him, the entire room burst out with laughter. I was told that he wasn't there, but was where he did all his studying — in the Union Square. 1 strolled on down to the Union and found Cooper, who I was to find out later is a strict disciple of Morris Buttermaker, enjoying a liquid lunch consisting of Michelob, more Michelob and even more Michelob. Just as I was about to approach him and ask for an interview, he got up and staggered into the ladies and then men's washroom. I waited outside for a half hour before I decided something was wrong and thought he might be in some sort of trouble and needed some assistance. I entered only to find Cooper kneeling over a commode. I introduced myself and told him of my mission. He readily accepted my request and this is how the interview went. Why are you having this game? "To beat the shit out of PAB. To teach them a lesson. They've been bitching at us since we've started charging them for ads. They want everything for free, free, free. We're going to give it to them. Well, actually, to promote student interest in life on campus. To pump some interest into this we have a little side-bet." What's Ranger's team strategy? "I'm glad you asked me that question. I've been out recruiting. But not just anybody. I'm bringing in Parkside's highest paid personnel on campus. I've got A1 (Twinkle Toes) Guskin, Larry Ratner, and Carla (The Tiger) Stoffle. And I'm also working on picking up 'Two-ton' Goetz." But what's your actual strategy? "I'm buying off the refs. But I'm also going to hit them with everything we've got — typewriters, layout tables, editors, etc." Enough about you. Do you know anything about PAB? "You mean other than they suck? It's costing me a fortune to find this out (Totero doesn't come cheap), but they have a strong defense." How strong is their defense? "They are so strong that personally I think they haven't taken a shower for months." What about their offense? "I think they are a bit offensive, don't you?" COMING. _ TO THE L)W PRO BOWLER PERSON RECREATION CENTER Swimmers p, needed Parkside swimming coach Barb Lawson has .. inounced the teams First p ractice will be held October 1st. Anyone interested in trying out should contact her at 553-2257. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger, Volume 8, issue 4, September 26, 1979 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document HT University of Wisconsin - Pa rkside anger Wednesday September 19, 1979 Vol. 8 No. 3 UW-Parkside by Sue Stevens land to the state for the SOLE could escape prison Molinaro Hall almost completed << INSIDE... ^ • Test your health • Big Brothers • Learning lab helps The prospect of "Parkside Prison," as it has been called, is very dull if the preliminary public hearing last Friday night is any indication. About 125 students, faculty members, and people from the community were in attendance in the UWP Communication Arts theater to witness testimony after testimony panning the idea of building any prison on UW-Parkside land. The Parkside campus, along with nine other sites in southeastern Wisconsin, was chosen last year by state officials for possible locations for two new state correctional facilities. Since that time; an environmental impact study was performed on each site. The hearing Friday night was held by state prison officials to hear testimonies regarding that study. The report by state consultants listed disadvantages of locating a prison here such as zoning changes, a decline in UW-Parkside enrollment, lower real estate values, an adverse affect on air quality, and bad sub-soil and water table conditions at the UW-P sites. The speakers at Friday night's hearing pointed out those things in the report which they felt were either imcomplete or treated improperly. Among the first to speak was Vice-Chancellor Lorman Ratner, who read a statement prepared for the hearing by Chancellor Alan E. Guskin. Guskin was on university business elsewhere at the time. Guskin's statement began by saying that proposals to locate a prison on the Parkside campus "indicate a disregard for both the intellectual and physical environment of the university." Guskin joined others in citing that Kenosha County "gave this PURPOSE of providing a site for the university." Eric Olson, a member of the Kenosha County Board, said that placing a prison here would be"grossly unfair to Kenosha taxpayers" and that the idea as a whole is "asinine." Regarding the need to change the zoning of UW-Parkside land in order to build a prison, Olson said, "We (the County Board) will never approve a zoning change for one inch of Parkside land for any other purpose than university use." Not only would Kenosha County provide a barricade for state officials by not approving zone changes, but it would also file suit against the state for a breach of contract according to Fran Jaeschke of Kenosha. As she stated, "State statutes required the county to give the land for the university. It was not just a gift." Another among those speaking against the State's report was Kenosha District Attorney John Landa. As he said, the consultants "should go and do their homework." One of the problems he mentioned that the report overlooked was a large work overload for the DA's office of Kenosha. Dr. Florence Shipek, a Sociology-Anthropology professor at Parkside, stated more than several things wrong with the impact study. Among those things she cited was the fact that the study failed to look at "costs for the community such as increased road construction and traffic control, as well as more work for the Kenosha County Sheriffs Department." As for the enrollment declining. Dr. Shipek stated, "The study failed to realize that Parkside has two types of students — day and night students. This fact alone can make a major difference in the impact of a prison here." Dr. Eugene Gasiorkiewicz. Life Science professor here, stressed that "we owe it to future generations of this area to keep the small green belt we have here." Several times during the hearing there were references made to the hard work and dreams that went into the founding of UW-Parkside. As Chancellor Guskin pointed out in the statement read by Ratner. "The clear intent of this gift was to provide a place where they (Kenosha County Residents) and Cable for Kenosha? by Dan Galbralth Mayor Paul Saftig and the city council are working on plans to get cable television to Kenosha. Several cable television companies will be invited to give a service presentation before the city council in October or early November. The mayor said he would be getting in touch with officials in West Bend, who recently approved a'franchise permit, to see how they chose their cable television company. The company servicing West Bend. River Bend Cablevision Inc., will be providing 30 channels featuring local programming in addition to the regular TV stations. The city will also benefit from the introduction of cable television to the area. Saftig said. Last year, Racine received approximately $80,000 in revenue from its cable franchise. West Bend will earn 3 percent of the cable television company's total revenues. Saftig likes the idea, he said, because those people who want the service can have it, while those who don't want to pay the monthly charges don't have to take the service. by Walt Remondini The 1.8 million dollar Molinaro Hall addition which has been under construction for close to a year, is now scheduled for completion within the next 2-3 months. That was the word from Heinz Butt. the campus consultant to the project. "The bad weather last winter held us up a little bit but we are moving very smoothly now." he said. Gary Goetz. UW-Parkside Assistant Chancellor, added that the bidding for the equipment to be included in the building could delay its being ready for full student use. Both parties did agree that some of the classrooms could be in use by the start of the spring semester although they stressed that the addition would not be in full operation until late summer or the fall of 1980. their children could receive a university education and to obtain for the community the many other benefits of proximity to a University of Wisconsin campus." The emotionality and hopes of the founding fathers of this campus was summed up by Frank Schliesman. President of t'ne Parkside union local. As he said. "If George Molinaro, one of the founders of Parkside who has been honored with having a university building named for him, could see that the state is proposing to build a prison here, he'd turn over in his grave!" 2 Wednesday September 19, 1979 Ranger Ed,toria ' OPINION Student government clowns around by Doug Edenhauser Throughout the past few years here at Parkside the office of president of PSGA has been held by a wide range of various personalities. From a very neurotic person who disagreed violently with everybody most of the time to the present prefect who calmly sits in his throne and agrees with all five of his student senators. During the turbulent years the Senate was usually full of people bidding for meaningless power, just arguing with each other and apparently not concerned with the outside world. Who was the victim of this living wargame? Well of course the students were. The "Administration" would do to the students whatever they felt would be best for their own careers. Nobody noticed. As time progressed, the student would think twice about abhorent conditions and wonder if there was anybody here on campus that could possibly do anything about the horrible food, (which of course is still present), lousy parking (ditto), and a number of other problems. At that time a number of people asked PSGA to act. In all their wisdom they finally did something. They sent out a couple of surveys in which they asked students if they didn't like this or that and the students agreed that they didn't like this or that, and that was it. Nothing more was said and nothing more done. So, as the situation stands now, PSGA knows that the students are in discontent, but does nothing about it. Along comes a new student administration and another set of surveys for which the results are lost. A strong part of student government is the infamous SUFAC. Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee. They take a portion of the students' tuition and dish it out to the various student organizations on campus. At this writing there is one student on this committee of 11. At the moment it is inactive, but as budget time in February rolls around, it will quickly fill with representatives of different organizations begging for an increase for money that is often probably misused. Again the administration shows its power by telling this committee what it can and what it can't do. Student activities such as athletics have had their budgets already figured out for them over the next few years. If this is to be the trend of the future, soon we will all be working full-time year round to pay for our schooling. As a rule student governments at most schools are very ineffective, until just recently. The introduction of the clown student government at Madison brought on a trend of similar organizations across the nation. The infamous Pail and Shovel party at Madison has become nationally known for such antics as a Statue of Liberty likeness in Lake Mendota, a giant toga party based on a famous film, and so on. People have been wondering why something like this hasn't happened here at Parkside. Well, as a matter of fact it almost happened in the last two elections, but almost only counts... Would such an organization make it on this campus, or would lack of imagination take its toll? To tell the truth, it could not possibly do any worse than all of the administrations of the past few years. Many people would bet dollars to donuts that if a clown-type ticket came up on the ballot it would surely draw more votes than the average 10% turnout of the present student elections. This would definitely prompt more student involvement, more ideas, and more action on the part <^f student government. Sure! Maybe the university hierarchy would pqy more attention to the clowns of the future than to the clowns of the present and past, maybe out of fear or maybe out of enjoyment. They would have no choice but to react, wouldn't they? PSGA elections for President and Vice-President will come again in March, so any campaigners have a long time to get organized. As/ See If... by Sue Stevens Last week I mentioned that Lee Dreyfus vetoed a bill to raise his own salary. What I meant to say was that he said he was going to. He didn't. I suppose this is his way to make sure that Wisconsin doesn't end up with a large surplus like that of the past Democratic administration! I have been anxiously awaiting to receive a letter in the mail with the "top secret information on the hydrogen bomb" in it. I'm sure that if I really want to figure out how to make the bomb that I can by doing a little studying in the library. Don't tell the government that though. It may try to get libraries all over the U.S. to hand over any material that contains ganger braks - Sue Stevens Brian Felland Ken Meyer Doug Edenhauser Jeff Stevens Kevin Padula Editor .Business Manager .... Feature Editor Sports Editor New Editor Photo Editor REPORTING STAFF Liz Arkowski, Dave Cramer. Pete Cramer, Andrea Crandall. Dan Galbraith. Marcia Harris, Ginger Helgesen, Renee' Jones. Mira Lochanski, Reed McMillan. Fori Merten, Kai Nail, Walt Remondini, Don Scherrer, Joe Sykora, Vicki Wellens. PHOTO STAFF Mark Anderson, Rhonda Gerolmo, Jim Knotek, Brian Passino Mary Arnold, Nancy Hernandez LAYOUT AD STAFF I.inda Andersen, Charles Clifton, Dan Galbraith, Nancy Mikaelian, Mike Murphy Utters to the Editor will be accepter, ii .ypewritten. double-spaced on standard size papc with one-inch margins. All letters must be signed. Names will be withheld for valid reasons Include a telephone number for verification. Maximum length accepted is 500 vo.js Deadline for letters is Friday at 10 am for publication the following Wednesday. information they don't want you to know about. Dahli Lamba is visiting Wisconsin this week in order to, as he said,"make friends for India." During his scheduled stop in Madison, he was supposed to visit the capitol and the university. His tour was delayed, however, because his arrival coincided with Madison's Second Annual Toga. Officials were afraid that he'd be greeted by chorus lines of college students dressed in togas and carrying a beer in each hand singing "Well hello Dahli!" Finally, I've been considering who to vote for in the primary this fall, if there'll be one. Personally, I believe that the Wisconsin primary should remain open. Those members of the National Democratic Party that believe that open primaries work against them are off the wall. If a member of another party wants to see a weak candidate win the nomination, he knows that the best way to do that is not to vote for that candidate in the primary. It would take an awful lot of voters to really swing the election that way. I don't know about anyone else, but I don't like being told that I have to vote for all members of one party. That I consider impeding the democratic process. Do you have a good story? Do you have anything of nterest to the people of 'arkside? Stop by or call the '.anger office We'll put it in the paper! (That is if we think it's good.) Even if you're just a weird person with strange habits, come in and tell us! J Patronize Our Advertisers! How would you like to have cable TV, or if you have it, how do you like it? Heidi Makris, Soph.—I don't have it so I'm not sure. Nicki Kroll, Senior—They don't have it in Milwaukee (where I live), so I think it would be interesting. I've had the chance to see it in Racine, and I liked it because you get more of a selection, and you can be more disCi.minatory of what you're watching. Lester Thompson, Senior—! do have it. It's fair. I d on't have any complaints. I d on't watch TV that much. Lee Cielomko, Soph.—1 have HBO, and I d o like it. They show movies that aren't going to be on TV, and they don't cut them. They have soccer and stuff like that on there that they don'.t on regular TV. I don't like commercials either. Scolt Wishaw, Soph.—I thin! cable TV is good for certain pro grams that can't be on regular TV It's good for non-commercialisn too. You don't have a problen with comm ercia ls or inte r ruptions. sNews Briefs" Learning lab offers help Hike for Hunger Oct. 7 The Racine Clergy Association is sponsoring a "Hike for Hunger" on Oct. 7, 1979 beginning at 1:30 pm at the Racine YMCA. The purpose of the walk is to raise money to help the hungry of the world through the Community Hunger Appeal of Church World Service (CROP). Each person who walks secures sponsors to sponsor him/her for a certain amount of money per mile completed. Ten miles is the goal, with the route roughly following the one used for the Lighthouse Run. A Hunger Rally will be held two weeks before the Hike, on Sunday, Sept. 23, at 3:00 pm at the Racine YMCA to sign up hikers and distribute materials. The Hike committee hopes to raise over $7,000, a portion of which will remain in the community to mee local emergency food needs. "Walkers can designate agencies of their choice to receive the money raises, such as CROP, Lutheran World Relief, Catholic Relief Services, or World Relief Commission for Evangelicals," explains Father Mike Michalski, Priest at St. Edward's Catholic Church and the Hike's treasurer. "To meet such a goal, many hikers are needed," added Father Michalski. More information is available by calling Pastor Fox (632-1686) or Pastor Larsen (632-9886). Research positions available The National Research Council announces its 1980 Research Associateship Programs which provide postdoctoral opportunities for scientists and engineers in the fields of ATMOSPHERIC & EARTH SCIENCES, CHEMISTRY, ENGINEERING, ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCES, LIFE SCIENCES, MATHEMATICS. PHYSICS and SPACE SCIENCES. NRC Research Associates will, conduct research on problems largely of their own choice in selected federal research laboratories at various geographic locations in the United States. The programs are open to recent recipients of the doctorate and, in many cases, to senior investigators also. Some programs are open to non-United States nationals. FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN m a i n o f f i c e AUTO 8AHK 24 HOUtt TE-LLFP BRISTOL PLEA SANT P RAIRI E SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. Applications to the NRC must be postmarked by January 15, 1980. Awards will be announced in April. Application materials and detailed information about specific opportunities for research and the federal laboratories which participate should be requested promptly from the Associateship Office, JH 608-D1, NATIONAL RESEARCH COUNCIL, 2101 Constitution Avenue, NW, Washington, DC 20418, telephone (202)389-6554. Bears needed If you've ever been to a Parkside basketball game, you've seen the Ranger Bear. This year will hopefully be no different if someone steps up to play the team mascot. Currently there are two people needed to be Ranger Bear. These people can be male or female students. Anyone interested in being the Parkside mascot should contact Loran Hein at ext. 2162. by Dan Galbraith The Education Program Support (EPS) learning lab is located in WLLC-D150 and is open for students to drop in on MondayThursday, 10 am - 1 pm, and Tuesday and Thursday, 5-6:30 pm. A program specialist will work with the student. Some of the features of the learning lab include diagnosis of learning problems (pre & post testing), one to one/srhall group instruction with EPS specialists, developmental instruction based on student ability, individualized approach to learning, reading improvement, study techniques, composition, and computer assisted instruction (CAI) in Math and English. Any instructor may refer a student to the lab if the student has any difficulty in notetaking or studying, according to Susan Taylor, reading specialist. "Eventually, mini-courses will be offered for certain courses on how to study for them," said Ms. Taylor. The CAI is on an experimental level, according to Geoff Gajewski, writing specialist. The computer programs for basic English grammar were designed by Mr. Gajewski. The programs for basic Algebra were designed by Sam Filippone, Math specialist. Some of the regular courses offered by EPS are Reading Improvement, Writing Improvement, Study Skills, Composition Preparation and Essential Math Skills. For any course, a student can take the total program or part of the program to meet the student's special needs, according to Ms. Taylor. Faculty and staff are encouraged to bring a whole class to the lab, according to Ms. Taylor. Special scheduling will be made for this purpose. If interested in the learning lab to see how it can help you, contact the EPS office, WLLC-D195 or phone 553-2605. G€T MO. TO MSICS JOIN A CO-OP BOOk^ C.S.C.'s Book Co-op is operated by students and depends on people to drop off their used textbooks, paperbacks and albums, to sell to other students. In a sense we act as an exchange center for students and our system allows you to either make or save the maximum amount of money you can on your textbooks. Want to get rid of your old albums? C.S.C.'s Book Co-op is the best place. — You set your own price! On all of the Book Co-op's services, members are not charged, non-members pay 15% over member price. Help us out this year and you'll see the benefits of cooperation. F A LL M ON TUE - 1 to 3 HOURS W E D - 1 to 7 THU R - 2 to FOOD: The Food Co-op offers hundreds of items of food including: milk, bread, yogurt, fresh produce, natural cheeses, grains, nuts, dried fruit, vitamins, juices, frozen foods and many canned and packaged goods. Stop in and look around. We are proud of the pleasant atmosphere and we have convenient hours for all students, including night students. Parking is available right in front. Support this co-op. it is one of the most unique services at Parkside. F A LL H O U R S M O N 10 t o 6 TUE - W E D -T H U R . . .10 t o 10 FRI & S A T . . . . . . . 9 to 6 J The Co-operative Services Collective is a not-for-profit student organization at Parkside. A membership in C.S.C allows member benefits in all C.S.C. projects including the Book and Food Coops. A monthly Newsletter is also sent to each C.S.C. member. Sign up this year. New Student R a te $3.00 / yr. FACULTY - S T A F F - A L U M NI $ 7 . 0 0 / yr 4 Wednesday September 19, 1979 Ranger Big Brothers better than friends by Liz Arkowskl Thousands of boys each year are left fatherless. Often times uncles or other male family members are there to help these boys. Often times not. Big Brothers of Racine, Inc., is providing many of these boys with something that is irreplaceable: a friend, someone to give them a hand, a big brother. Big Brothers Inc., is a nationwide program funded mainly through the United Way. Its Racine chapter b*gan in the late 1950's. It provides fatherless boys with intensive one-to-one guidance. Boys, ages 6 to 15, are matched with a "Big Brother" who will see them at least one time a week for three to five hours. Along with this, Big Brothers provides counseling and referrals to other help agencies for mothers of the boys. The agency also keeps watch over any problems that might arise. This forms a sort of three way guidance system for the boy between his mother, Big Brother, and the agency itself. Big Brothers of Racine, Inc., presently has 135 boys assigned to a brother, with 40 to 45 in the process of assignment. The Big Brothers range anywhere from college students to doctors or lawyers. The only restriction is that they be responsible, male adults, willing and able to offer something to these boys. The boys themselves enter the program from a variety of ways. Many times mothers will refer their sons. Juvenile offenders on probation might be referred into the special program called Project Acceptance, or referrals might come from different social service agencies. There are several Parkside Big Brothers at this time. Dave Habegger and Mike Deno both volunteered to give their own personal glimpses of what it's like to be a Big Brother. Dave, age 19, is a Psychology/ Sociology major. This is his first semester at Parkside. He first became involved with Big Brothers through an ad in the Racine paper. Dave had his Little Brother, Dave is now involved in a program called Dial-A-Kid. Big Brothers (who enter the program the same as if they were going to have a little brother) can call to the agency and select a child to take to a special event, say, a baseball game or circus. This requires less time (usually once a month) than having a full-time Little Brother. Dial-A-Kid works well for Dave with his busy schedule. "When I have the time again," says Dave, "I'd really like to have another Little Brother. It's a great feeling to be able to help him and be there when he needs me." Mike, ago 20, is a business major. He has been a Big Brother to Dave, age 11, since January. He noticed a Big Brothers flyer on a bulletin board here at Parkside and picked it up. "It took me awhile, though, before I called Big David, age 8, for about seven months when the boy's family had to move. During those seven months, though, Dave states, "The time I spent was very well worth it." Dave and David became close enough in that time, so that David didn't want another Big Brother after he moved. The experience for Dave was unique. "At first David was a little closed, but after we got to know each other a little, we really became friends. It was a great experience." Big Brothers provided ball games, picnics and other cont. on pg. 7 From the parking lot by G. Helgeson I was raised on Wonder Bread, smoke-cured bacon, Sugar Pops and Jiffy peanut butter. My hamburgers are usually close to raw and my Kool-aid is always oversweetened. My favorite flavors are disodium insinate and monosodium glutamate. My addiction to diet Pepsi goes way back to the great calorie cut-back of '69. So does my pack-a-day habit. I don't know what fiber is, and I really don't mean to offend anyone, but if I found it in the list of ingredients on my instant pudding box, I don't think I could eat any more. I don't know what decaffeinated coffee tastes like either; most of the time I really don't care. But sometimes I feel so guilty. I feel guilty when I think about the future. Someday, I'm sure, I will die a slow, agonizingly painful death. Cancer will devour my innards, eat away my nerves and rot my brain. I know. The Surgeon General told me so. It is inevitable. I will have to pay for my sins. That flimsily disguised threat ("... may be hazardous to your health.") is more than a ultimatum. In my declining years, I will be reduced to a raving, tumorously grotesque monster, condemned by fate (and the Surgeon General's whim) to roam the countryside in search of a Cure. And I bet Jerry Lewis won't even take pity on me. Yes, I will roam the land along, destroying everything in my path as I lust after the Cure. I will never rest, though the pain blurs my The Parkside Union invites you to pick up a FREE GIFT PAX (Manufacturer's Samples) Freshmen Women & Men Soph., Jr. & Sr. Women Union Info. Ctr. Sept. 17-21 Parkside I.D. Necessary - One Per Student vision and the rain and snow wet my wasted, lumpy body through. As the sun sets on my weary existence, I will be chased from cities and villages alike. I will be forced to seek shelter in the most squalid of dives. The Healthy will bolt their doors to me, hiding their vitamins and children from my sight, lest I should curse them all for their moderation. Then, as others join me in my misery, we will become packs of disgustingly distorted malignancies, roving the land, searching onward for the Cure. Later, when we tire of the search and grow discouraged, we will search instead for the strong and Healthy of our kind to vent our mad rages upon. And I, being the most dreadfully afflicted, will lead my brothers and sisters on to great victories over the Healthy, including mass destruction of yogurt factories and health food cooperatives. Then, retaliation! Police dogs will be trained to sniff out, hunt and kill us. Traps will be set for us, with Twinkies as bait. There will be deprogramming attempts, and some of my weaker brothers and sisters will be seduced by promises of chemotherapy and laetrile. Ah, but those who are not sniffed, trapped, deprogrammed or seduced will be those who will fight with me for our constitutional rights, and, ultimately, we will become the most powerful minority ever to overcome discrimination. We will propose an Amendment, and every Ding-Dong lover in America will sympathize with our plight and lobby for us. When we, the Malignant Party, come to power, this nation will be in the palm of my hand. I will rule these United States as wisely and firmly as any of the other raving lunatics that ruled before me. Yes, it will be a great day for the Malignant Party: Government subsidies for flavor enhancers and emulsifiers! Unlimited governmental spending on sugar substitute research! Tax rebates for tumors! Cancer Security! Ah, it will be a great day to be alive and unhealthy, to breathe the polluted air of this great country.. When my great-grandchildren are grown, and I am long since laid to rest, some young and brilliant chemist will finally find the Cure. The Malignant Party will be ousted, and life will return to normal. Without the fearful attraction of the Malignant Party, Americans will rediscover natural foods and moderation in all things. Hi-C will be replaced by apple juice as the national drink, wheat germ will be available over-thecounter once again, and my favorite flavors will probably be obtainable only through the black market. The Surgeon General will exercise his imnipotent will once again, dolling out the Cure to those who fail to take his threats seriously. So, as the entire nation returns to normal All will breathe out a great collective sigh of relief and America will be free to contemplate nuclear war again. YOUR RADIO FAVORITES FROM YESTERDAY ARE BACK! WCTD n fM 91 1J STEREO 6AM-UPM Daily THE LIFE OF RILEY" Mondays at 10:30pm Local acquit*m made possible by a grant from HERITAGE REALTY of Racine. "THE MAN CALLED X" Tuesdays at 10:30pm taiwn4^VcA^ ao« possjbie by a * ram from NINO S STEAK ROUND-UP in Kenosha. DUFFY S TAVERN" Wednesdays at 10 30pm from "NIGHTBEAT" Thursdays at 10:30pm Local acquiatwn made possible by a grant from FOR THE RECORD in Racine. " T ^^!i° ER ? LEEVE " Frid*V*t 10:30pm BROWN mat,«t d !. POSsibic by a ? rant from ..°° OWN NATIONAL BANK of Kenosha. Library makes changes by Donald Scherrer New things are happening to your library. Besides getting a new director, it has acquired a new head of Technical Services, Barbara Baruth, from Klamath Falls, Oregon, replacing Dorman Smith who stepped up into the position of Collections Development Officer. Concerning local library law enforcement, you had better observe (and register the fact upstairs) the sign just inside the entrance to the library. This crackdown on the NO SMOKINGEATING-DRINKING rule is to emphasize to you concern for the furnishings, furniture and carpeting. Have you ever found a Hostess cream pie on the cover of Gray's Anatomy, or a year old banana peel as a bookmarker in the Mother Earth News? Or how about peach pits and coke cups loitering on level three? Nor is it pleasant to excavate the remains, the skeleton of a tuna fish (sandwich) from the pantheon of Bullfinch's Mythology, and find mayonaise on the robes of Zeus. You get the sauce, I'm sure. Not only will the crackdown be on eating and drinking, but on smoking as well. Ah yes, I know. You've seen Professor Whatchamacallit saunter through the doors, puffing vehemently on his Peruvian Pikamali pipe like a Chicago smokestack going out of existence, and so you follow, with your butt going head first through the gate. CAUGHT...CAPTURED you cry out: "But, but...HE's doin' it. Why can't I?" "Kiss my (but)," a nonsmoker passerby retorts as Professor Wstrolls out through the gate. "See, see." you point wildly. They shall get word or wind of it I promise you, and if all else rusts in vain, the next time you spot, spy, or eye the demon, let him overhear you in conversation about the newest of Masters' and Johnson's experiments concerning the pipe as pacifier. By the way, who left' their burning butt (blazing saddles) alongside this Royal 440 in the typing room on the third floor of the library last Wednesday night? How great thou art is not in reference to you, I might add, but to the works long stored in Archives and only recently resurrected and displayed mostly in the L/LC, including a Picasso lithograph, COUVERTURE DE CATALOGUE, and LES FEMMES ET LE SECRET by M. Chagall, as well as an abstract original by the telephone on level one which either ought to be called HIROSHIMA or THE NEW YORK SUBWAY DURING RUSH HOUR. Stop by and make your own calculations. And, while in the process of visiting, don't forget to stop by the overlook lounge on level one and see the clowns, a painting, not some students. If panting and raving and scurrying you go into the library ahead of your comrades with good intentions of getting the jump on this paper, you seek out the Reference desk and find none, look to your right, behind the card catalogs just down from its previous home. There will also be a smaller desk near the library self-guided tour sheets (the revolving stand) just inside the second set of glass doors, and it will be staffed during peak periods for patrons browsing in the reference area or who have problems of where to look for a book. For jobs, which the library almost always has openings for, see Shirley Mandernack, Student Employment Coordinator, in the reference area for more details and an application. And for those of you who didn't know, or just plain forgot, special collections is now located in the Archives on the D-2 level of the library. Also downstairs, in the dungeon as some call it, are housed rare books and periodicals, first editions, and collections of noted local authors' works, some autographed. We own nothing like the original Gutenberg Bible, but, oh, well, someday. PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD presents jazz great STANLEY TURRENTINE MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 24-8:00 PM UWP COMM. ARTS THEATRE Adm: UW-P Students $5.00 General $6.50 Tickets available a t U nion In formation C enter Hey Parkside... NEXT MONDAY NIGHT THESE GUYS CAN SCORE DINNER FOR YOU. You can win from SI lo S2o in food purchase coupons this week. Just by playing "Pro-Football" with us. You get a free game ticket every time you visit a participating campus food location, no skill required. So stop by any participating dining facility for the details. It's a great game. They do the work. You win the prizes. (i.IAU . ml- .tv.itl.ililr ivhile -:I|I|ilir- I;IM. y I.irmi "lie UANIC ,.ir<i | M I . iMi.iiu T |« r VI »N. Union Dining Room, Union Square Grill and WLLC Coffee Shoppe and be eligible for additional half-time prizes. Watch the game on Union Square's 7' Screen Presents DOG DAY AFTERNOON | starring AL PACINO Friday, Sept. 21 6 Wednesday September 19, 1979 by Edith Isenberg Campus Nurse Not only in the United States has there been an emphasis on assuming responsibility for one's own health and maintaining wellness. The Department of National Health and Welfare of Canada has initiated an ongoing public education campaign to encourage its citizens to preserve their health through positive lifestyle habits. As part of its campaign, Operation Lifestyle, the Canadian Government has distributed "Your Lifestyle Profile", which is printed below. I invite you to take "Your Lifestyle Profile" and see where you stand on the scale and in what areas you need to improve. Please remember to save your score and check next week's Ranger for ways to improve your lifestyle. Indicate score by circling the letters that apply to you. The plus ( + ) and minus (-) signs next to some numbers indicate more than ( + ) and less than (-). EXERCISE 1. Amount of physical effort expended during the workday: mostly A. Heavy physical, walking, housework. B. Desk work. 2. Participation in physical activities—(skiing, golf, swimming, etc.) (lawn mowing, gardening, etc.)? A. Daily. B. Weekly. C. Seldom. 3. Participation in a vigorous exercise program? A. 3 times weekly. B. Weekly. C. Seldom. 4. Average miles walked or jogged per day? A. 1 + B. -1 C. None 5. Flights of stairs climbed per day? A. 10 + B. -10 NUTRITION 1. Are you overweight? A. No B. 5 to 19 pounds C. 20+ pounds 2. Do you eat a wide variety of foods—something from each of the following five food groups: (1) meat, fish, poultry, dried legumes, eggs or nuts; (2) milk or milk products; (3) bread or cereals; (4) fruits; (5) vegetables? A. Each day B. 3 times weekly ALCOHOL 1. Average number of bottles (12 oz.) of beer per week? A. 0 to 7 B. 8 to 15 C. 16 + 2. Average number hard liquor (1 Zi oz.) drinks per week? A.O to 7 B. 8 to 15 c. 16 + 3. Average number of glasses (5 oz.) of wine or cider per week? A.O to 7 B. 8 to 15 C. 16 + 4. Total number of drinks per week, including beer, liquor, and wine? A.O to 7 B. 8 to 15 C. 16 + Presents ITHE MILLER BROSI o $1.00 UW-P students $1.50 guests Friday, September 21 9:00 pm Union Square | UW-P ID and State ID Required | classifieds starting Sept. 12 RANGER will offer DRUGS B. No 1. Do you take drugs illegally? 9. If you participate in water A. No sports or boating, do you C. Yes wear a life jacket? 2. Do you consume alcoholic (If not applicable, do not beverages together with score.) certain drugs (tranquilizers, A. Yes barbiturates, antihistamines or B. No illegal drugs)? GENERAL A. No 1. Average time watching TV C. Yes per day (in hours)? 3. Do you use pain-killers A.O to 1 improperly or excessively? B. 1 to 4 A. No C. 4 + C. Yes 2. Are you familiar with first-aid TOBACCO procedures? 1. Cigarettes smoked per day? A. Yes A. None B. No B. -10 3. Do you ever smoke in bed? C. 10 + A. No 2. Cigars smoked per day? B. Occasionally A. None C. Yes B. -5 4. Do you always make use of C. 5 + clothing and equipment pro3. Pipe tobacco pouches per vided for your safety at week? work? (If not applicable, do A. None not score.) B. -2 A. Yes C. 2 + B. Occasionally PERSONAL HEALTH C. No 1. Do you experience periods of depression? A. Seldom SCORING B. Occasionally Score one point for each letter C. Frequently A. circled, three points for each 2. Does anxiety interfere with letter B. circled, and five points your daily activities? for each letter C. circled. Add all A. No letters circled and enter your score B. Occasionally below to see how you rate. C. Frequently Total number of points for all 3. Do you get enough satisfying letter A.s circled sleep? Total number of points for all A. Yes letter R.s circled B. No Total number of points for all 4. Are you aware of the causes letter C.s circled and dangers of VD? Total number of points A. Yes HOW TO RATE YOUR SCORE B. No FREE classified ads to STUDENTS deadline: every thursday at 10 am STUDENT-STUDENT ORGANIZATION RAT E Any registered U.W.P. student or student organization is qualified to insert a classified line ad in die Ranger at no cost if under or equilavent to 10 words. 5. Breast self-examination? (If not applicable, do not score.) A. Monthly B. Occasionally ROAD AND WATER SAFETY 1. Mileage per year as driver or passenger? A.-10,000 B. 10,000 + 2. Do you often exceed the speed limit? A. No B. By 10 mph1 C. By 20 mph$ 3. Do you wear a seatbelt? A. Always B. Occasionally C. Never 4. Do you drive a motorcycle, moped or snowmobile? A. No B. Yes 5. If yes to the above, do you always wear a regulation safety helmet? A. Yes C. No 6. Do you ever drive under the influence of alcohol? A. Never C. Occasionally 7. Do you ever drive when your ability may be affected by drugs? A. Never C. Occasionally 7. Do you ever drive when your ability may be affected by drugs? A. Never C. Occasionally 8. Are you aware of water safetj rules? A. Yes 34-45—Excellent Congratulations! "Excellent" indicates that you have a commendable lifestyle based on sensible habits and a lively awareness of personal health. Keep up the good work and maintain this rating.- 46-55—Good You have a sound grasp of basic health principles. Only one to ten points separate you from the elite. With a minimum of change you can develop an excellent lifestyle pattern. Make the effort to move up to "Excellent" and stay there. 56-65—Risky You are taking unnecessary risks with your health. Several of your lifestyle habits are based on unwise personal choices which should be changed if potential health problems are to be avoided. Look at your test again. Start your improvements with the places you lost points. A few commonsense decisions can mean a "Good" rating, but the challenge is to move your lifestyle up to "Excellent". 66 and over—Hazardous A "Hazardous" rating indicates a high risk lifestyle. Either you have little personal awareness of good health habits, or you are choosing to ignore them. This is a danger zone—but even hazardous lifestyles can be modified and potential health problems overcome. All it takes is a little conscientious effort to improve basic living patterns. Go over your test carefully and start making those improvements right now. ganger WLLC D139 Member Parkside 2 00 Mention this a d! Joseph. 4433-22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin Phono 654-07/4 ALL M AJOR CR EDIT C ARDS A CCEPTED Netters greet Goggin —Coming Events by Joe Sykora Along with the flood of freshman, the hike in tuition rates, and the revitalization of the newspaper, there's another change at Parkside, a new women's tennis coach, Noreen Goggin. The new coach doesn't want to make any predictions about the coming season. "I haven't had a chance to see any of the other teams yet", she stated. Last year under the management of Sue Tobachnik, the Rangers finished sixth out of twelve teams in conference play. By all indications the Parkside team stands to do just as well or better this fall. One of the girls strong points are the four returning netters from last season. Coming back to the line-up are the number one and two singles teams, who also Big Brothers cont. from pg. 4 outings for the boys. Dave feels that these special group activities for 'just the guys' was very beneficial along with the one-toone contact. Brothers to find out more." Big Brothers interested him because he didn't have any younger brothers and has "a fantastic family and I wanted to help someone less lucky." Mike and Dave laid down the rules with each other right away and promised to be "straight with each other." After that, they were friends. In fact, Dave's grades were very poor at the beginning of the year and Mike states, "with a little leaning" he was able to help Dave raise them considerably. Mike seemed to feel that honesty was a highlight in their relationship. "1 try to relate things from my own life, good and bad, to help him. I'd rather have him hear things from me than from other kids on the street." Mike usually sees Dave two or three times a week and it's not always for some major activity. They enjoy doing all sorts of things together, from washing the car or going for a cycle ride to visiting museums or seeing movies. In Mike's words, "People are afraid to make a commitment, especially with their time. They are really missing out." He feels confident that he and Dave will be friends long after they are out of the program. Big Brothers offers a unique opportunity for fatherless boys. Guidance, a friend and a lot of fun times. But the benefits are twofold. The Big Brothers themselves earn a young friend and a "Little Brother." were the number one doubles team. They are Kathy Logic and Kathy Thomas. Mary Ann Cohn has also returned to the squad after, a stint in England last year. Cohn was number two doubles when she was at Parkside two years ago. Laura Bianco rounds out the experienced varsity line-up. All the girls are showing good form on their basic ground strokes and serves according to the rookie mentor. "If we have any weakness it might be finding some good doubles teams to work together because most of them have not played together." New to the team are Joanne Olson, Jean Thomey, Lori Bleashka and Nancy Kibbe. Coach Goggin brings to Patkside considerable experience for a new instructor. She received her Bachelor of Science in education from Bowling Green State in 1976. The Parkside newcomer was a teacher and tennis coach at Marietta College in southeastern Ohio last year. Prior to that she served two years as a teaching assistant at Pennsylvania State University while earning her masters in physical education. "The thing I enjoy most about coaching is the opportunity to work with the girls and the co-operation you get from them", explained Goggin, who will also instruct the womens .'basketball team. This comment reflects what Goggin is looking for this year. "I want the girls to have a successful season but not necessarily in terms of win and loss record", explained the midwestern native. "I want them to enjoy, themselves and do the best they can." Noreen Goggin looks like she's going to be one of U.W. Parkside's better changes. Duffers rebuilding by Walt Remondlnl Many residents in the southeastern United States have had to begin rebuilding after being ravaged by hurricanes in the past weeks. Golf coach Steve Stevens must know the feeling. He is faced with the loss of five key players from last years squad as the team attempts to rebound from an eighth place finish in the district tournament a year ago. "We are a very young team. The entire squad is composed of freshmen and sophomores in terms of eligibility," said Stevens. Back from a year ago are, Todd Schalinski, the number two man in terms of average last season, Brian Graham, Mike Funhul, and Mike Redfern, who is returning after a season off. New to the team are, Doug Hoff and Bob Sobol, both of Tremper High School in Kenosha, Dave Edmunsun of Burlington. Oak Creek's Mark Peteerson, and Tim Rudey of Genoa High School in Perrysburgh, Ohio, all freshmen. "We have the making of a fine squad," commented Stevens. "The players are very serious about what they are doing." The team began the '79 campaign on September 7th, in a dual meet against UW-Stevens Point. The Rangers took it on the chin, losing by quite a number of strokes. The team "settled down" in their next match against Marquette and UW-Milwaukee, though, and turned in a good showing. The biggest matches of the upcoming year will be on the weekend of September 27th and 28th, as the Rangers participate in Wednesday, Sept. 19 SEMINAR on "Resume Writing and Job Hunting Skills" at 6:30 pm in Tallent Hall, room 181. Call ext. 2452 for more details. DEMONSTRATION on the TYME system banking from 9 am to 3 pm and from 6 pm to 8 pm in the north entrance of the Union building. Thursday, Sept. 20 MEETING Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship will have a brown bag lunch meeting at 12 noon in Union 104. Everyone welcome. Friday, Sept. 21 MOVIE "Dog Day Afternoon" will be shown at 8 pm in the Union Cinema Theatre. Admission at the door is $1.50 for a student and $1.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. * DANCE/CONCERT Hayride starting at 8 pm and the dance starting at 9 pm in Union Square featuring the Miller Brothers. Admission will be charged at the door. Sponsored by PAB. ID cards required. Saturday, Sept. 22 MOVIES "It Happened One Night" and "His Girl Friday" at 7 pm in the Union Cinema Theatre. Admission at the door is $1.50. Discount coupons are available at the Union Information Center. The program is open to the public. Sponsored by the Kineses Film Series. Sunday, Sept. 23 MOVIES "It Happened One Night" and "His Girl Friday" will be repeated at 1:30 pm in the Union Cinema Theatre. MOVIE "Dog Day Afternoon" will be repeated at 7:30 pm in the Union Cinema Theatre. Monday, Sept. 24 ROUND TABLE at 12 noon in Union 104-106. Rep. James Ladwig of the 63rd District in Racine will talk on "Drugs and Alcohol in the Schools." The program is free and open to the public. CLASS "Remarriage" at 7:30 pm in TI81. Call ext. 2312 for more details. Sponsored by the Extension Div. JAZZ CONCERT featuring Stanley Turrentine at 8 pm in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $5.00 for Parkside students and $6.50 for the general public. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Sponsored by PAB. Tuesday, Sept. 25 SEMINAR "New Way of Thinking" starts at 7 pm in T181. Call ext. 2312 for more details. Sponsored by Extension Div. the Carthage Invitational and the following days hold their own Invitational on their home course at Brightondale Country Club. The season will culminate on October 7-9 with the holding of the District 14 Tournament in Stevens Point. Stevens is looking forward to that tournament (District 14) because as he says, "Once the players begin to play like I know they are capable of playing, we should do very well." K0FFEE P OT Restaurant Home of the Hippie Omelette 25c Coffee 4914 7th Ave. Kenosha y & DOWNTOWN /iClNOIHA ELMW00D PLAZA/ RACINE Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear Shop both locations for men's wear •\ Golden Rondelle 14th and Franklin Sts. Guest Appearance By Stan Waterman on Sharks and Whales September 24 7:00 p.m. • Internationally famous cinematographer credited with filming "The Deep" • Movies: "The Author Meets the Jaws" filmed in c onjuction with Peter ("Jaws") Benchley on the great white shark "The Day of the Whales" a statement on their beauty and intelligence and the need to protect their existance • Discussion on film-making techniques • Named Jacques Cousteau "Diver of the Year" in 1968 • Recognized as the "Dean of underwater photography" Argosy Magazine RESERVATIONS: 554-2154 Free Admission 8 Wednesday September 19, 1979 UW-P kickers please coach As a beginning to what may be the team's best season ever soccer coach Hal Henderson was pleased with his teams performances of Women's Volleyball last week. "These guys have the enthusiasm of young players. They make it fun again." Last Wednesday the team travelled to Northern Illinois to play a tough Northern squad. The teams inexperience and youth showed as Parkside lost that game by a score of 3-0. Saturday's 4-2 victory at home against Beloit was a complete turnaround from the previous contest. "We had a 300% improvement as a team, and a 500% improvement in our goalkeeping. Freshman Dave Farin gains more confidence every time out." Parkside got it's first goal just two minutes into the game as Bob Newstrom headed in a shot from Brad Faust. Henderson said that Faust had taken charge out on the field. "He's very quick with excellent ball skills. He draws people to him so that he can lay off to other people." This was evidenced as he assisted on two of the Ranger tallies. Other Ranger goals were scored by Claude and Lee Cielonko and Carlos Duchicela. Assists went to John Momoima and Lee Cielonko. Henderson announced that senior Ray Coquis is no longer with the team. Parkside hosts Trinity College Wednesday afternoon and hosts UW-Madison this Saturday at 2 pm. Carthage trounced classifieds Parkside's women's volleyball team got its season under way last week with a victory over cross town rival Carthage. Scores of the games were 15-1, 15-6 and 15-9. Coach Linda Henderson pointed out that the Rangers had a week more of practice than their foes. Last weekend the team travelled to Chicago for the De Paul Invitational. In the several matches that weekend showed the good points and the bad points of the team. In the first match against Northern Illinois the Rangers lost two straight contests, both by scores of 15-9. The losses were blamed mainly on lots of mistakes. The next match put Parkside up against a 'very tall, very good' Illinois State team. The Rangers lost to games by identical 15-5 scores. At this point the Rangers made a quick turnaround and defeated a tough Cleveland State team by scores of 15-8, 10-15, and 15-11. Dayton, the next team on the schedule had to fight hard to defeat scrapy Parkside team 15-11 and 15-2. Last season Dayton ended the year ranked sixth in the country. Coach Henderson said that her freshman players are coming along WOW! What A Selection PARKSIDE U NION 10:00 a.m. -4:00 p.m. BUTTERSCOTCH DISCS STARLIGHT MINTS ROOT BEER BARRELS CINNAMON DISCS " COFFEE CANDY SOUR BALLS JELLY BEANS CANDY CORN GUM DROPS SALTED CASHEWS SPANISH PEANUTS NATURAL PISTACHIOS CHOC. COVERED PEANUTS MALTED MILK BALLS CHOCOLATE STARS CHOC. COVERED RAISINS CHOC. PEANUT CLUSTERS ASSORTED TOFFEE BRIDGE MIX M & M (type) CANDIES SPEARMINT LEAVES ORANGE SLICES NATURE NUT MIX BLANCHED PEANUTS RED PISTACHIOS PEPPERMINT KISSES TOOTS IE POPS COCONUT TOASTIES VANILLA CARAMELS BUTTER RUM DISCS COUGH DROPS SUGAR FREE GUM BREATH MINTS And More Sept. Special Chocolate Covered Raisins $1.60 % lb. Regularly $2.10 very fast and she is looking forward to her best year as coach. "Along with eight people returning from last year this team is much better than last year." Matches coming up this week are Tuesday against Concordia and Saturday against Marquette and Platteville at Marquette. Patronize our advertisers! Free room and board in exchange for evening babysitting and light housework, while mother works. Prefer female Parkside student. Home in Paddock Lake. Phone 843-3734 days or 694-9859, ask for Arlene. Life guard needed now. Monday, Wednesday, and Friday mornings. Contact Glen Kuhn. Racine YMCA, 725 Lake Avenue. Main Place Restaurant, Racine. Needs lunch waitresses and waiters. Phone 633-7744. For sale: Drums, Ludwig clear. Excellent condition. Plione 652-4223. For sale: Guinea Pigs; 7 males, ruffled fur, brown-black. $3.00. Phone 654-1455. Car: 1968 Buick Skylark. Body is baa, DUI the car runs liKe a champ. $250 or best offer. Call weekdays after 5 p.m. o r anytime on weekends at 886-5154. Great America student tickets — reasonable. Phone 654-7598. Oh no! Bill's telling a joke!! Clear| the room. . .U.L. COLLEGE STUDENTS Improve your grades! 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 8, issue 2 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Kirk new UWP library director Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wismn«in . p a rkside Wednesday September 12, I979 Kirk new UWP library director by Donald S cherrer Tom Kirk, 36, is the new acting director of the Library Learning Center here at U.W. Parkside succeeding Joseph Boisse. Boisse succeeded the founding directo r of the library, Philip B urnett, in 1973. Under Boisse's direction, the library achieved national recognition for its bibliographic instruction program, was recognized as one of the ten best teaching libraries in the nation, and was named Wisconsin's "Library o f th e Year" for 1978. Boisse is now director of Libraries at Temple University, Philadelphia, a library which serves abo ut 35,000 students, has an annu al budget of $4 million, houses a collection of 1.5 million volumes, and employs 165 full-time staff m embers. On leave from his position as science librarian at Earlham _College, Richmond, Indiana, a college als o noted for its teaching library, Kirk will serve as acting director of the L/LC while Chancellor Guskin meets with faculty and staff leaders to organize a national search and screen committee to seek a permanent succ essor to Boisse. Born in Philadelphia, Kirk graduated from Earlham College in 1%5 with a degree in biology, and accepted an offer for the Position of science lib rarian while at Earlham in his final year. He received his M.A. in Library c 'ence from Indiana University in 1%9, Eo " ows professional 0 s ' runs, swims, and plays soccer. He also has a solid background of institutional responsibilities in athletics, from junior varsity soccer coach (1968-1978) to serving as the Athletic Committee Chairman. He likewise values his teaching experiences, something which he had at first intended to spend his life with. He has taught library science and science courses, among them: the History of Biology, Bibliometrics, Literature of Science and Technology, and 'Information Sources and Services. Among his prodigious list of credits are the presentations he has given at conferences nationwide. These presentations are not only an expression of his knowledge of bibliographic instruction but, as Kirk believes: "It's part of the professional commitment that I feel about making academic libraries more of an integral part of the institutions that they service; and being more agressive and making their services available, trying to make sure that the university gets its money's worth. It's an investment in the long run." Among his professional activities, Kirk serves as: 1. Co-editor of the Library Research Guide Series, put out by Pierian Press, Ann Arbor, Michigan, 1972. 2. Project Director of the National Science Foundation (NSF) grant for the Development of Course-related Library and Literature Use Instruction in Undergraduate Science Programs, 1976-80, and 3. Member of the Biosciences (lom. on pp. 3 Basics program read inR,anriPPr0aCh t0 teachin8 being detel T skills to adults ofwisconvi°PD at . the University breaLine arks 'de, is aimed at Iow-Pavino e , cycle of low-skill, have a J ° s Eor P er sons who ""^PloymeTTn hiSt ° ry ° f Vocational A•' economic and 0r 2 'Advantage. Professor^ ^ ah ' an assistant 3nd a specialist ti0n * UW" P andread inedlmCOntentreadin« •earn which 8nostlcs ' heads the • nitial Phase nfV°mp . ,etin8 the ls aimed „ • Project, which (ComPfehe1 PrmCipally at CETA Trainino Ap' Ve 1 Ed "cation and The cl,ents. deVeloPme°ng , rani r haS invo 'ved fading c. . a self-paced Caree r-orien? C" lum based on Elijah d materi a '- *111 be dem'd the " ew curr iculum Re by thr ° U8h ,rial "acine iIrK ' J0 cl| ents in the ^Entry a " Lea f>ue ' s Project asked hents a'so will be eva|uate the material. Parkside behind How would you like to have a prison on ihe Parkside ram pun? If you don't like the idea, pi to the public hearing about it thin Friday. September I I. at 7pm in the Communication Arm Theater which is designed to prepare them to enter programs leading to the GED (General Educational Development or high school equivalency degree). The study so far has been funded by a $12,888 grant from the Governor's Employment and Training Office. Elijah said he was hopeful that an additional grant of $36,000 to $42,000 from the Employment and Training Office will be awarded for development of a math cirriculum to parallel the reading cirriculum and for evaluation of both programs. Involved in developing the program, in addition to Elijah, are Philip C. Gonzales, a former UW-P faculty member now involved in the bilingual education program at the University of Washington: Stuart L. Rubner, director of the UW-P Office of Community Student Services for adult students: and Kiyoko Nielsen, a UW-P graduate who now is director of the Urban League's Project Re-Entry. Dual degrees decision Many students have been wondering about the policy on the granting of a second Bachelor's degree. The University of Wisconsin awards a Bachelor of Arts degree and a Bachelor of Science degree. The degree awarded depends upon the student's major. If a student has completed majors which lead to both of these degrees he/she must indicate on the senior summary which one of the two degrees is desired. All majors completed, whether before or after graduation, will be shown on the transcript. Anyone holding a bachelors degree from another institution wishing to obtain another one from UW-Parkside. has to follow all of the rules and regulations regarding transfer students. If one receives a bachelor's degree from Parkside he/she can't be granted another of the same kind (Bachelor of Arts or Bachelor of Science) a person holding one of these degrees may receive the other bachelor's degree provided he/she does the following: 1. After receipt of the first degree, enrolls in UW-Parkside as a matriculant, declares a major leading to the desired degree, and fills a senior summary indicating intent to receive the second bachelor's degree. 2. Completes an additional 30 credits of work at UW-Parkside after receipt of the first degree and satisfies all graduation requirements in effect at the time of first enrollment as a matriculant student following receipt first degree. 3. Completes a major leading to the degree sought, with at least 15 credits of advanced work for the major completed at UW-Parkside following receipt of the first degree. This policy was approved by the Faculty Senate. March 20, 1979, and overrides any earlier policies dealing with the dual degrees. of the INSIDE... • Kinesis moving! • 'Breaking Away' • Volleyball outlookj 2 Wednesday September 12, 1979 Ranger OPINION Who do you see as the most powerful presidential candidate right now? Linda Adams, Senior - Who's running?? Michelle Crespo, Sophomore — President Carter because he helped Sadat and them get the peace talk over, and he's trying to help everybody, so I think he might get re-elected in 1980. John Voclno, Junior — It's either between Kennedy or Carter. I see nobody from the Republican Party being a strong candidate. What most people go for is the personality, and right now it's between Kennedy and Carter. Ron Parker, Senior — I'd probably take Kennedy. Even though he hasn't declared, he has the most powerful support. Randy Willis, Freshman — I'd have to go with Carter. To the Editor Attacking editorial TO THE EDITOR: May I point out one thing to you about a university — the reason it is a university is that it grants advance degrees. If you want a "traditional" college setting, without all those "non-traditionals" around, may I strongly suggest that you attend a college that can just grant the baccalaureate. Most are private, and therefore very costly — it is, by the "non-traditionals" via their taxes that afforts (sic) most of the "traditional" students here that superior educational background by which Parkside is becoming nationally known. In your rather childish editorial STUDENTS LOST IN SHUFFLE, you take minor issue with the Chancellor's comments about Parkside's mission. Remember, Parkside is a public institution — and the mission MUST be to serve the total public, and whether you like it or not the southeastern Wisconsin district is a modern industrial community with hundreds of "non-traditionals" who could not be "traditional" when their % Perhaps your parents are J less, or an aunt who stay (sjjy to play the then "traditional"! of housekeeper-mother. As for your AS I SEE It don't insult we traditional; read the papers, we listen J national news, we talk J ourselves, and if we didn't dj of these things — the fa wouldn't let us miss the „ issues of the day. May I ^ that you yield you (sic) space, faculty member, a sport/j organization leader, a natb political leader (maybe one r presidential candidates), leading businessperson Nation. There are many who wonldl to see our paper be a strong positive, judiciously coupled intellectual in-put, product; talks, maybe even yells, ft what is right about our univ« instead of the editor's cry s fc Lets (sic) try to make Ranger# than something to rap (sic) fish R. Aloysius Chart As I It S P. S. G. A. • # • by So* Stevens During the past few weeks there have been reports of violence between some American citizens and some Vietnamese refugees here. What has been the cause of this small uproar? It seems that a few of the American people are upset that the newcomers are outdoing them. For a long time now the American people have been becoming less productive. Everyone is pushing for what has been called a "post industrial" society. But along with the four-day work week and more leisure time has come a serious economic crisis. Could it be that we Americans don't like seeing what we could do to better our economy? These refugees, who have never really had a chance before to do for their country, are trying to work hard because that's how they've been brought up. Can it be that some of the American people have forgotten that their ancestors had it a little rough here when they came, or has our narcissistic society just closed the doors? The majority of our people have welcomed these refugees with open arms. Those who would wish them back on decrepit boats to rot are thankfully in the minority. When speaking of the majority in America, we all wonder who will vote for who in '80. Better yet we wonder, "who's running?" Ted Kennedy's family has okay'd his candidacy, but as he says, he's still supporting Carter "at the present time." Finally, I see that Lee Dreyfus has jumped on a bandwagon for the consumer that MacDonald's is leading. He recently vetoed a proposal for his own pay raise. Nobody can do it like Dreyfus can! Jbra: that, also by Maiy Arnold Student involvement in campus policy and decision making is the largest responsibility of any student government. Though students have not always been able to express their thoughts from positions respected by their counterparts in the administration and faculty, Parkside students have such positions available to them. There are positions available, depending on an individual student's interests and background, that deal with the Athletic program on campus or with problems in the Bookstore. A total of 22 positions on faculty committees are reserved for student representatives, and dozens of seats are now vacant on student committees waiting for students with an interest in budgeting or in the directing of Student Union operations. This is a brief list of the opportunities for student involvement in campus operations: two seats each on Academic Actions and Academic Policies Committees, four seats on the Library/Learning Center Committee (this also deals with media services), two seats on the Athletic Board, the Campus Planning Committee, and also the Bookstore Committee. If any of these opportunities interest you please contact Tim Zimmer at the P.S.G.A. office in lower Main Place or call 553-2244. Other Stuff A large number of studs have stopped to complain A the hassle they encountered registration. If you registered the last two weeks we wi to hear your suggestions improve the registration proces Parking is also at the to p the complaint list, as soon oversell figures are available fc Security Director Ron Brink® we will let you all know. Bit cite toil politi addi certa area, be a l in unde may direct ah complaints parking to Ron Brinkma® 553-2455, or deposit any" complaint in the suggestion boxes in WLlf Molinero Hall. kANCEUi ,nd «iitcd by Undents of U. W. Parkside t content. ~ ' ,Ky are soW* r r«ponsibt rv«ry Wednesday durino th A r°Et rdLzzzir^rrr' breats - * fMicn per illusion u ——• » - jOrrttpoadcnoe should * AI1 W| 53141. Kangcr, U.W. Parkside, WLLC D-139 Ldtm to the Editor will hr :r. IS* one-inch martins AO letters must be < ' ,andard ,i,c Paper . leVphooe number for — * **»*» Deadline for letter, n Frida, M 1 0 am for n. hi " g accepted is 500 words °ay al 10 am for publication the following Wednesday. Mryw TIUIIMI j*fi *i I Jr A ftmkl. Dan Cramer » Kai Na«. Wth « PORTING STAFF C'nmt.O.Da.Cdbraitb, Marci. Editor Business Manager .Feature Editor Sports Editor News Editor ton Seberrer. Joe «< Harris. Renee Jones, , "WTOORAPHV Bria. Persian Sykom. View Wellens LAYOUT Hernandez, N.ne, Mikaelian, PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD presents Jazz great STANLEY TURRENTINE M?£JLAY' SEPT EMBER *4-8:00 COMM. ARTS THEATRE Adm: UW-P Students $s.oo General $6.50 Tickets available at Rr,^h. ^ abou lo with outsi ton wnnr Wive uissi Wiqi tosei "1 °Pera »,y. 'tone s co! "ent for t) have "If *> fa *hat', done; 'lie u.w of the Hn, H pas ( "hie s %i, 'e i: «a, Ahj •> KE >bsdilv N FUi U;i Mara ence Series, iblishers New York, 1976. ic Instruction Workbook Series, N eal-Schuman publisher. N ew Y ork, 1978, and 3 Journal of Academic Librarianskip, 1"®' .. t. whye his positions on the editorial boards are mostly advisory, is> on occaslon ' called upon to edit science manuscripts, or review those of the journal of Academic Librarianship, When questioned about how he secures the time for these vast en deavors, Kirk admitted, in confidence: " You work a lot on weekends and evenings." He has also been called upon many tim es as a consultant to evaluate oth er university library programs, including Ripon College and U.W. Whitewater. Among his ideas on a librarian's duties, Tom Kirk feels that, "To be a good lib rarian you also have to stay in touch with subject areas. You have to cultivate a certain amount of familiarity with what's going on politically a nd cu lturally, and in addition, have cultivated a certain ex pertise in the subject area, Th ey (librarians) ought to be able t o conv erse with faculty ® a way that they can understand what the faculty is about, and what the students are about." Looking down on the library *ith the objectivity of an outsider, commenting on its strengths, Tom r emarked, "The commitment of the li brary to the university, an d to the university's "j80®1 is a strength; it's a uniqueness, — the commitment to serve, owl118 ' nst ' tu tion tends to »av Tk 3 mUC' 1 more ' nborma ' friendlier mUe h i coh ' e s mucb more of - e about the committor t he" ° f gettmg thin8 s done ^antiSty tha" 1 W° Uld 10 fj il Tni" VCry MSy for me ' hat ' s eoin!3Ce and t0 learn done." ° n ' to 8 e t things ^Njects which U.W. lmPlement parkside Kirk plans ' ng his year at ttclud, "orki areas the Lih ,r 35 acting director y Earning Center "nprovin "8 relati, °f the '§ l ibrary-faculty the f '°I1Ships - Cef tain r^heomm <y Have not had as o,h ?niCation from «he ,hers Scie " Particularly in nces, '"tends t faithin 0 make ibli°uranK-C° mpUter , hlc data °'°gical '"dexes le by and •tfailal computer access to Chemical Abstracts and j , - oy , °' that kind "ill 1 l!.ava 'Iable,0 "~Uter '" more %», S° Cover t v,Tht data bases 'y benefit ° ther f,e ' ds. f'ng all faculty." News Briefs gCF Wednesday September 12, 1979 continued from P9' ..-ion Service o f Biological !tc User Education CoAbstta 1976 ^rative, ^ /0, rirk also serves on the jjlorial boards of: Audio Visual Library Refer " Jeffery Norton Flowers, nuts gathered Fall activities at Eagle Valley Nature Preserve include a weekend for enjoying fall wildflowers and a weekend for gathering some of the many nuts that grow in the preserve. Fall wildflower weekend will be September 15th and 16th and nut-gathering weekend will be October 6th and 7th. Wildflower weekends give visitors an opportunity to study and photograph wildflowers growing undisturbed in their natural habitat. Goldenrods, asters, and gentians should be at their height of bloom during this weekend. A few species that may be seen include: stiff and downy gentian, nodding ladies tress orchid, panicled aster, blazing-star, hairy wormwood, great blue lobelia and yellow flax. During nut-gathering weekend nuts will be gathered from walnut, hickory and butternut trees. The nuts gathered will be sold to the public to provide funds for building improvements at Eagle Valley Environmental Center. Field trips for these weekends will begin at 9:00 am on both oaturday and Sunday morning. Visitors are invited to come for the whole weekend or to join the field trips on either day. Advance reservations for food and lodging must be made by writing: EVE, Box 155, Apple River, IL 61001 or calline 815-594-2259. Need student for Bose intramurols Bose Elementary School, 1900 15th Street, Kenosha (just east of Casa Capri Restaurant) needs a university student to direct/teach an intramural program for elementary children. For further information or an interview appointment, please contact Mr. Larry Maurer, Principal, 551-8313. Enrollment figures up As 0f last Friday morning, Parkside s enrollment is 5,230 students. This figure, as compared to last year's final figure of 5,241 is up considerably. According to Dave Voet Director of Institutional Analysis and Registration, the final figure this fall is expected to rise by 100 more students by the end of registration, the tenth day of school. V°gt added, "We're possibly going to break a record this year with new student and freshman enrollment. This year looks as though it'll be higher than any other." The upper class enrollment is remaining about the same as in past years," Vogt said. "All around, Parkside's full time enrollment is up, but that's true of all the UW campuses this fall." Final enrollment figures will be in within the next couple of weeks. The Ranger at that time will publish a total breakdown ot this tail s enrollment. Hear ye! There will be an open Ranger Board of Directors meeting on Thursday, Sept. 13, 1979 at 5 pm in the WLLC conference room D174. CO-OPERATIVFS democracy action Support Parkside's Co-ops CO-OPS ARE NOT PRIVATE BUSINESSES; THEY ARE OWNED & OPERATED BY THE PEOPLE WHO SHOP IN THEM BOOK CO-OP: C.S.C's Book co-op is a textbook, paperback and album exchange service. You can save on your textbooks for this semester by using the Book Co-op instead of the Bookstore. By buying your books fro m other students, rather than a large corporation you eliminate many costs and help other students through co-operation. The Book Co-op is located on the L-l level of WLLC across from the Library. FOOD CO-OP: The Chiwaukee Prairie Food Co-op is one of the nicest co-ops in Wisconsin. The Food C(H)p is the best way to fight the rising costs of food these days and it is a plesant way to shop. Convenient hours and parking right in front make it easy to shop after a class, especially for night students. We carry a wide variety of foods, including: Dairy Products, Produce, grains, dried fruit, nuts, vitamins, pasta, juices, bread, frozen goods and a whole lot more, stop in and look around! Fall Hours: Mori. . 10 to 6 Tue., Wed., Thur. - 10 to 10 Fri., Sat 9 t0 6 •PEN: Food Co-op' Mon. , Wed. 3-7 v Tue,, Thur. 2 - 5y C.S.C.: The Co-operative services collective is made up of members who own and operate these projects. To join, just stop i n at either the food or book co-op. ANNUAL Memberships ImJDENTS Only $3.00 ( Me w Rate! ) $ 7- F a c u l t y & Staff $10 - N o n-s t li dents « her 12, 1979 Ranger I I I • I u # AyiAflC Kinesis film series p Sat, h of A new campus nt. the KINESIS film program, will ho ld Its gala opening Saturday with the presentation of the film "Cabaret" in the Union Cinema Theater at 7 p.m. Single admbaioe a SI. KINESIS, a campus/community film tenet, intends to "foster an appreciation of film art. according to Walt Ulbricht, Lecturer of Humanities. The fall series' schedule consists of 20 screenings showing 24 feature films and 16 short films. "We hare a little bit of everything." said Ulbricht. "including classic Hollywood musicals, experimental films, play adaptations, documentaries and foreign films. 1 call it a good grab bag of titles, film selections and film styles." A 10 member advisory committee comprised of community members, faculty members Thayer, cations, and man. Assistant and students selected the films in the fall series. Ulbricht, Lee Professor of CommumLaurence KruckProfessor of Anthropology, represented the faculty. Stephen Schwartz, Ken Kuenhl. Bruce Peptch, Rosemary Strand and Gloria Bolm represented civic organizations. Mike and Sue Stevens were involved with film Murphy the students selection. KINESIS is aimed towards both the campus and community. The series offers a broader variety of films than that of a campus-oriented series, according to Ulbricht. "The film series sponsored by the P.A.B. is primarily a student-organized and a student-run operation," he said. "(KINESIS) is intended to draw not only the students, faculty members and staff people on campus, but also the community at large. "What we tried to do is not only offer a wide selection feature films," said Ulbricht, "but also offer a wide selection ot short documentary, animated, and live-action films. These short films are worth seeing and -worth reflecting. They aren't shown on commercial television." Ulbricht said, about the entire series, "I'm sure quite a few people in the community would like to see these films. We want to draw people here, and we want ta encourage them to come out here on a regular basis."x The screenings will be held on Wednesdays, Saturdays, and Sundays. Wednesday's 7 p.m. program is shown once. A different program is presented 7 p.m. Saturday, and repeated 1:30 p.m. Sunday. "1 think it will be successful several reasons, said for Ulbricht. "The films we have selected are films that are rarely seen on television for one reason or another and films that have a varying amount of appeal. I think the people will be drawn to the films by the substance of the film itself. Secondly, it's becoming more and more difficult for people to see films on a regular basis because of cost, whether it's transportation or admission prices. That brings me to the third point — the cost is quite low." Single admission is $1 for the opening night show and $1.50 for Sporting & Athletic Equipment One of The Midwests Largest Selections DISCOUNT PRICES 14th Ave. at 62nd St. EutMnH «i 1930 John Wayne »tar« in 'Stagecoach,' one of many great movies featured in the Kinesis film series that begins this JUNIORS AND SENIORS: Looking for a part-time job with good income, flexible hours and real experience in the business world? Donald .J- Br ink CL U Northwestern Mutual - Racine 632-2731 Eugene F. So ens CLU Northwestern Mutual - Kenosha 654-5316 Saturday. Natural foods course all other programs. "There » also two coupon books available;' $10 (10 admissions) or $15 (j m admissions)," said Ulbricht, "«fo our admissions are actually s sc little as 75 cents a seat. How c ai » i you go wrong at that?" us "What we hope to do is b real te even," said Ulbricht. "Whatevebt income we earn from this falls on series will be used for the spring series. We could offer more film co of a greater variety and choosstic films that are more expensive.'?® Film rentals for the fall series ^ totaled $3800. |hi The number of people selecting,ic future film series should increase "We want to involve people ft®K the campus and the community ii *' the organization's film selectionsw for the spring series," saiiar Ulbricht. "We want to include SP E: Tramping through the fields and woods, while at the same time collecting natural foods to help conserve your food budget, can be a pleasant way to spend a few hours on a beautiful fall day. University Extension at UWParkside is sponsoring the course, which begins on Thursday, September 20 at UW-P Molinaro Hall at 7:30 p.m., and will meet for 3 Thursday evening lectures and slides, and 3 Saturday morning field trips. A similar course on mushrooms will begin Thursday, October 11. Call University Extension for registration information, phone 553-2312. people who have an interest a! films." Summing up the main purpos ^ of KINESIS, Ulbricht said, "Iticc another case of Parkside offering the community a very interesting cl schedule of activities. A person the community can attend theaterv 1 concerts, and the Accent or Enrichment series. I think this s one area that has been neglected We hope to fill that hole." NOTICE! ALL FRESHMAN & SOPH., JR. & SR. W OMEN GET TOUR FREE STUDENT GIFT PAX (Manufacturers Samples) UNION INFO. CTR. - SEPT. 17 THRU 21 STUDENT I.P. NECESSARY • ONE PER STUIMMT TV' v M ? V ! • j < 245 * HUl PMC£ \ AKTATRANT HAS fit S1N< E 1918 -SL i wA, LUNCH Mon-Sat 11-2 BRUNCH 10:20 - 2 633-7744 DINNER Thurs-Sat. 5-9 Ranger Wednesday September 12, 1979 Thematic Breaking Away1 extraordinary l h l raCl^" b L° y . Wh ? lives in his affection thev have for M„„ W by Ken Meyer ,Breaking Away" »"« has a special that is rare in today's Stream of movies. It is simply t1 "average" people whom 2Us can relate with and care ^Jand filmed in Bloomington, ,"Breaking Away" deals i fc«r buddies who are a year . „f high school and have no for the future. The buddies' raderv is one of the many cotn that the film explores. ^friendship develops through the film and embodies things that are in real-life friendships. The four buddies are: Mike, a hieh school qu arterback with no chan« for a foo tball scholarship: class clown who is still has no ambitions; Cyril, a funny but Moocher, a boy sensitive about his small size ; and Dave, the main character, a boy who lives in his own world, which is Italian bicycle racing. Dave is into his world so much that he talks Italian, plays opera records full blast and always rides his ten-speed bike dreaming about the champion Italian bike racing team that will be coming to town. Dave also dates a girl under the impression that he's an Italian exchange student. He goes as far as to serenade her from under her dorm window. At mealtime, Dave's father finally gets so fed up with his son's infatuation that he declares, "I don't want any zucchini, linguini, or fettucini. I don't want any "ini" in this house." Another theme that "Breaking Away" examines is that of family relationships. Dave's father is forever complaining about his son's actions, but the mutual love Superman! by Ken Meyer Superman cost an estimated $30 million, was on the d rawing board for four years, and used five screenwriters. When that many writers a re involved, the movie is usually confusing and inconsistent. Superman has that problem, but not to the point of ruining it — only weakening it a little. " The movi e follows the original comic book story almost identically. Jor-El, one of the top scientists on the planet Krypton, rockets his son to Earth to save him from the impending destruction o f Krypton. The youn g boy is a dopted by a Kansas couple named Kent who witness the rocket's crash landing. • When he's 18, he leaves Kansas Md goes north, where Jor-El's spirit tells him th at he was sent to Earth to battle evil. He then goes to M etropolis, gets a job at the My Planet and fights crime and corruption. The star of the picture, Christopher Reeve, is a perfect choice for the role: big, strong and > virile — . you j««iviivjw kno. . .the m huperman type. What's surprising ough, is that Reeve plays the of steel 's counterpart, milk nnered reporter Clark Kent, vSfiT"—• has to h 6 time SuP erman leot^7;nto his famous b.ue v- • . ' '""hs for a phone *h>ch to change in, but he can only find one of those walk-in phones without any walls. There are quite a few other laughs without ruining the Superman myth. Not all the comedy is like that, though, and that's what's wrong with the rest of the script. The villains, played by Gene Hackman, Ned Beatty and Valerie Perrine, are moronic and silly criminals in the mold of the old Batman TV series. These characters appear to have been written for a different movie. That's what happens when too many writers are brought in for rewrites. With the size of the budget, one would think that the special effects are going to be overpowering. They aren't. The flying sequences are done without any visible wires, but they aren't that great. The other special effects are worse. When a dam breaks and water rushes toward a nearby town, it can easily be recognized as a small-scale model. Whatever cost $30 million is a mystery to me. There are only two action sequences in the picture. Between these two parts is what makes or breaks the movie. Does the movie fall apart without Superman flying around saving people? Almost. Reeve's performance makes sure that doesn't happen, but whenever he gives the villains the screen the move bogs down and becomes silly and downright stupid. These villains want to mess up everything, even an otherwise entertaining movie. But as always. Superman saves the day. This is tour guide * n on staff of J ohnson's Wax Golden Rondelle Hany'sPv ^.Sponsible for conducting tours of the comass istinp ^ Wri8ht buildings and other facilities and and i theater activities including coorespondence ral clerical work. able to"'8 Sbou^ ' lave experience in public contact work, be communicate effectively, and be comfortable • 10 groups. Iliis i Per Week In I"1* 1116 p os '^ on offering between 10 and 20 hrs. didates mi t k 1® some evening and weekend work. Candays eac- " e available to work the same two scheduled Week excluding Saturday and Sunday. 'I Sendresmv, » e or letter including past work experience to: Employment Office SC Johnson and Son, Inc. Mail Station 328 Sturtevant, Wise. 53177 ^^^^^^^Equal Opportunity Employer and affection they have for each other is evident. It builds until the touching scene of Dave's realization that his admiration for the Italian racing champs has been misplaced. It's a fine commentary on family relationships. The third theme that "Breaking Away" deals with is class distinctions. In the university town, the college students derogatorily call the townfolk cutters (the town's industry is centered around stone cutting) and the townfolk don't think highly of the college students. When Dave and his friends drive through the campus they look at the students as if they were from a different country. The social class struggle culminates with the Little 500, a very exciting bike race in which the "cutters." represented by Dave against the campus compete teams. The reason no actors have been mentioned thus far is because the script is so beautifully written that the movie sems like a documentary if's just too realistic to think that somebody wrote it and that the actors are playing characters. That is the highest compliment that can be paid to the screenwriter and actors. Dennis Christopher as Dave and Paul Dooley as his father are the most outstanding of the entirely good cast. The magic of "Breaking Away" is that it's a series of interesting events occurring to interesting characters whom viewers like and care about. It's quite an extraordinary experience. MEN and WOMEN'S VARSITY BOWLING TEAM Participating Schools Organizational Meeting: • U W-Parkslde • UW-Mllwaukee • UW-Madison UW-Oshkosk • UW-Whltewater For more information Thursday, Sept. 13 5:OOpm in the Union Rec Center and his pals, finally get a chance to • Center Or stop by the Parkside 553-2695. Rec FALL SEMESTER BOWLING LEAGUES SIGN UP FOR: MEN'S WOMEN'S MIXED COUPLE FAC/STAFF STUDENT ORGBOWLING L EAGUES B EGIN THE WEEK OF SEPTEMBER 16t h. f'GN UP A T THE U NION B OWLING D ESK B Y SEPTEMBER 14 th. FREE BOWLING COUPON GOOD FOR ONE FREE GAME OF BOWLING AT THE PARKSIDE UNION LANES BETWEEN SEPT 5 SEPT 14. COUPON VALID FOR OPEN BOWLING ONLY LIMIT ONE COUPON PER D AY PER P ERSON REDEEM COUPON A T THE P ARKSIDE U NION R ECREATION CENTER r I.v September 12, Volleyball starts by Wall Dopite having to face the toughest tchcdule In the teams' history. Coach Linda Henderson eaters the 1979 women's volleyball season filled with optimism. Coach Henderson has good reason to he looking forward to the season. She brings back with her eight returning players from the 28-21-3 squad of a year ago. Included among these eight players are five starters led by seniors Cindy Henschel and Tess Manzano. "We have an excellent core returning from lkst season states Henderson. "1 am very comfort­ /Sh) Presents In Concert Josh White Jr. PLUS COMEDIANS Ted & Ed As Seen On The Tonight Show Friday, Sept. 14 Union Square 8 PM UWP Students 82.00 Guests 82.50 I.D.'s Required able with the people we have," she adds. . . Also back as starters are juniors, Liz Venci, Roxanne Nelson, and Tern Bieser. New to the team are tour freshman to help offset the loss of three players from last years' team. "The frosh look very promising this year," says the three year coach. • - they are learning very much in a short time. Although the returning players will provide a solid base for the team, Henderson is careful to note that the bench may hold the key to the success or failure of the team. To point out the importance of bench, coach Henderson cited statistics from last season, fifty-two matches consisting of 123 games were played. With each game lasting approximately twenty minutes that adds up to over forty hours of court time over the span of a season. Coach Henderson, though, is very enthusiastic about their abilities. "The bench has been phenomenal in the past and I am sure that they will be just as good this year," she says confidently. Several Division I schools will be on the Ranger schedule this season including Marquette and Northwestern. The true test for the team will be in the invitationals slated for this season. Included are invitationals at Michigan State, DePaul, and Parkside's own on the weekend of Oct. 5-6. "To finish in the top half of the Ranger Invitational would be a real plus." "The mental state of the team going into matches will be important, right now we have to go into the season playing it game by game." The first big test for the team will come this weekend at the DePaul Invitational in Chicago. Coach Henderson invites and encourages all to support this years' squad and enjoy an exciting fast-paced sport. 1979 Home Schedule Date Opponent 10/5 Parkside 10/6 Invitational Tournament 10/9 Marquette 10/16 Trinity & UW-Whitewater Time 5 pm 6 pm 6 pm NOW . . . Bank at the Parkside Union with t|M E, (Vlii i -ij See A Live Demonstration And Get Full Information On ... Tues. Sept. 18 & Wed. 19 9:00 am to 3:00 pm And 6:00 pm to 8:00 pm * ^^ecn^rh^iorth Lobby Of The ForlcsiHa Union -iComing Events ,• „f campus events sponsored by the university or r«,w Coming Events .s a for ev(.n(s js Thursday at 10 am in order l„ app,,,, ' student For[m are avai.ab.e in the Ranger office. WLLC l,,^ Ranger the following WORKSHOP - union 104005 at 6:30 pm. Call ext. 2008 -..... — Friday, September 14, 197V nFFFNSlVE DRIVING COURSE - 7:30 am to 5:00 pm. Call ext. 2455. ™ c VI[.'FT _ UW-P vs UW-Oshkosh at Oshkosh. GOLF MEEI _ uw_p vs. uW-LaCrosse at Parkside, 3 pm. WOM®, VOLLEYBALL - DePaul Invitational at Chicago. (Sat. also.) ™0™S? Uten"s'Sp «.w—.« Sunday, September 15, 197ft „_i P wpp-r _ nW-P vs. UW-Eau Claire at Eau Claire. (Monday also.) MOVIE - Superman" a. 7:30 pm in the Union Cinema. PAB sponsor. Tuesday, September 16, 1979 WOMEN'S TENNIS - UW-P vs. Marquette at Parks.de. 3 pm. issed by Edith Isenberg Campus Nurse In today's society, we tend to be content to let the physician and other health professionals take sole responsibility for our health, rather than assume an active role in determining our own health maintenance and care. Since doctors treat primarily illness and disease, the responsibility for maintaining good health lies with the individual. Unfortunately, there is no vaccine for achieving and maintaining wellness. It is a day to day individual task, demanding knowledge, careful planning, organization, and a positive outlook. One of the primary goals of this column throughout the coming year will be to offer information to help you improve and maintain good health, and in this spirit I offer the following Ten Commandments for Good Health. 1. Assume the responsibility for your own health. Take time to learn about your body and learn to prevent injury and disease through a reasonable lifestyle and health behavior. 2. Plan for a realistic daily routine with time for rest. Avoid excesses. 3. Maintain a manageable psychological stress level. Be aw® that stress beyond your ability t handle leads to illness and heali problems. 4. Establish good nutritiont and exercise programs — they t hand in hand. Avoid fad diets,fa; exercises, fad cures, fad etc! 5. Check your blood pressat regularly; once every six montk unless you have a problem. 6. Be aware of Cancer's Sew Warning Signals: (America Cancer Society) • Change in bowel or bladdei habits. • A sore that does not heal. • Unusual bleeding or dr charge. •Thickening or lump breast or elsewhere. •Indigestion or difficulty i t swallowing. • Obvious change in wart mole. •Nagging cough or hoars ness. 7. Be sure your immunization are up to date. 8. Be sure you have adequat insurance coverage. 9. Seek help when signs a# symptoms indicate a healt! problem. 10. If you are a smoker, stop: you don't smoke, don't start. STUDENTS PART TIME WORK AVAILABLE Retail Inventory Auditors needed on weekends - and occasional w eekdays - flexible scheduling to fit your school requirements. Hourly wage. Paid travel, transportation provided. Area crew services Kenosha, Southeastern Wise. & Northern Illinois. No experience necessary For more info please call 694-1447 or apply in person Thur.-Sept. 13, Fri.-Sept. 14, Mon.-Sept. 17 or Tues.-Sept. 18 10 A.M. - 6 P.M. at GENERAL BUSINESS SER VICES 2135 91st Street Kenosha, Wise. Cramer's Corner by Dave Cramer Chris Hansen and Jim Heiring. The names are familiar to people in the Racine and Kenosha area. Perhaps these names will be familiar to the entire world next summer, because that's when they will hopefull y be participating in the 1980 Summer Olympic Games which will be held in Moscow. Chris and Jim, two Parkside graduates, are track stars. However, they don't compete in the glamour events such as the sprints, or other headline making events. They are walkers and according to their former college coach, Parkside's Bob Lawson, they both stand a chance of making the U.S. Olympic squad, "They take three guys for each event and right now Jim and Chris are two of the top four guys." Both already have experience in international competition and this can only enhance their chances of making the U.S. team. So when you're driving down the road and see two guys walking at a swift pace, give a wave. Who knows, maybe you're waving to two future world champions. ****** There is a dire need of recruits for men's and women's crosscountry and track teams. Anyone interested in competing in these sports should contact Bob or Barbara Lawson at the Physical Education building. The crosscountry seasons have already started. If interested, report immediately. Coach Hal Henderson reports that the men's soccer team is looking good but that he needs a manager. Anyone interested should contact Coach Henderson in the Physical Education building. ****** THIS WEEK'S PACKER PICK— Tampa Bay 17; Green Bay 13. The punchless Pack will have great difficulty scoring against the stingy Buccaneer defense. ****** Know of anyone who plays in an unusual sport on or off campus? If so, send them down to the Ranger office and have them talk to me! Personals are back! FREE CLASSIFIEDS! Any registered students or student organizations may run one ad at no cost if under 10 words. An additional cost of 30 cents for each additional 10 words or under. DEADLINE: Thursday mornings 10:00 A.M. Name SS No.. Ad ganger WLLC D139 A UW-Parkside and Community Film Series In the next few months KINESIS will present a program of outstanding films at the Parkside Union Cinema on the UWParkside cam pus. A broad selection of internationally acclaimed feature films, documentaries, comedies and short films have been selected for this fall series. The work of Charles Chaplin, Francois Truffaut, Judy Garland, Robert Gardner,- Alfred Hitchcock, Sophia Loren, Tom Palazzlo, Cicely Tyson, Stanley Kubrick, Busby Berkeley, Roman Polanski, John Hostetler, Errol Flynn, John Whitney, Federico Fellini and Marlon Brando will be featured. Admission is $1.50 for single seats. Discount coupons of $10.00 (10 admissions) and $15.00 (20 admissions) are aso available at each screening and by hva/'1 ' ^ rite: Union Information Center, UW-Parkside, Kenosha, Wisconsin 53141. Call 553-2345 for further information. -abaret (1974) 7:00 p.m. Sept. 15 greeted by Bob Fosse. 'tarring Liza Minnelli, Joel Grey, and Michael York. Opening Niaht fi*ia- nil Seats $1.00 " HaPPened One Night (1935) ^cted by Frank Capra. Screenplay by Robert Riskin. His Girl Friday (1939) BasM* bY Howard Hawks. Charles MacA th^ Fr ° n ' Page by Be " HecM and Th« Fantastic Animation Festival (1976) A nin 7:00 p m' Sept ' 26 shnr?6 y ' minu,e program of animation which presents 14 award-winning films. I 7:00 p.m. Sept. 22 1:30 p.m. Sept. 23 Sunder (1972) Ober.iV,by Rober> Radnitz. Starr Ralph Nelson. field, Cicely Tyson, and Kevin Hooks. 7:00 p.m. Sept. 29 1:30 p.m. Sept. 30 The Wizard of Oz (1935) 7:00 p.m. Oct. 6 1:30 p.m. Oct. 7 Produced by Mervyn LeRoy. Directed by Victor Fleming. Starring Judy Garland, Frank Morgan, Ray Bolger, Bert Lahr, Margaret Hamilton, Jack Haley, and Biitie Burke. Ethnographic Film Program: 7:00 P-m- "Amish: The People of Preservation" Oct. 10 "The Land Divers of Melanesia" "Kypseli: Men and Women Apart" (1976) Frenzy (1972) 7:00 p.m. Oct. 13 1:30 p.m. Oct. 14 Directed by Alfred Hitchcock. The Lodger (1926) Hitchcock's first suspense film 42nd Street (1933) 7:00 p.m. Oct. 20 1:30 p.m. Oct. 21 Directed by Lloyd Bacon. Music and Lyrics by Harry Warren and Al Dubin. Starring Warner Baxter, Dick Powell, Ruby Keeler, Ginger Rodgers, Guy Kibbee, and Una Merkel. Footlight Parade (1933) Directed by Lloyd Bacon. Music and Lyrics by Harry Warren, Al Dubin, Sammy Fain, and Irving Kahal. Starring James Cagney, Joan Blondell, Dick Powell. Ruby Keeler, Guy Kibbee, and Frank McHugh. A Doll's House (1973) Directed by Joseph Losey. Screenplay by David Mercer. Based on the play by Henrik Ibsen. 7:00 p.m. Oct. 24 Amarcord (1974) 7:00 p.m. Oct. 27 1:30 p.m. Oct. 28 Directed by Federico Fellini. Starring Magaii Noel, Bruno Aznin, and Pupella Maggio. Two Women (1961) 7:00 p.m. Nov. 3 1:30 p.m. Nov. 4 Directed by Vittorio DeSica. Screenplay by Cesare Zavattini and Vittorio DeSica. r University of Wisconsin-Parkside Stagecoach (1939) 7:00 p.m. Nov. 10 1:30 p.m. Nov. 11 Directed by John Ford. Starring John Wayne, Thomas Mitchell, John Carradlne, and Claire Trevor. The Shootiat (1976) Directed by Don §legel. Starring John Wayne, Lauren Bacall, Jamea Stewart Jules and Jim (1961) 7:00 p.m. Nov. 14 Directed by Francois Trulfaut. Screenplay by Francois Truffaut and Jean Qrueuit. Starring Oakar Werner, Jeanne Moreau, and Henri Serre. 7:00 p.m. Nov. 17 1:30 p.m. Nov. 1 8 On the Waterfront (1954) Directed by Etia Kazan Music by Leonard Bernstein. Starring Marlon Brando, Karl Maiden, Rod Steiger, Eva Marie Saint, Lee J. Cobb. Hearts and Minds (1974) 7:00 p.m. Nov. 21 Produced by Bert Schneider and Peter Davis. Directed by Peter Davis. The Adventures of Robin Hood (1938) 7:00 p.m. Nov. 24 1:30 p.m. Nov. 25 Directed by William Kelghly and Michael Curtiz. Photography by Tony Qaudlo, Sol Pollto, and Howard Green. Starring Errol Flynn, Olivia de Havllland, Basil Rathbone, and Alan Hale. Robin and Marian (1977) Starring Sean Connery, Audrey Hepburn, and Robert Shaw. DrStrangelove (1963) 7:00 p.m. Dec. 1 1:30 p.m. Dec. 2 Directed by Stanley Kubrick. Starring Peter Sellers. George C. Scoff, and Slim Pickens. The Wild Child (1970) 8:00 p.m. Dec. 5 Directed by Francois Truffaut. Screenplay by Francois Truffaut and Jean Qruault. Starring Jean-Pierre Cargo!, Francois Truffaut. Macbeth (1971) 7:00 p.m. Dec. 8 1:30 p.m. Dec. 9 Directed by Roman Polanski. Starring Jon Finch and Franceses Annls. Limelight (1952) 7:00 p.m. Dec. 15 1:30 p.m. Dee. 16 Written and directed by Charles Chaplin. Starring Charles Chaplin, Claire Bloom, and Buster Keaton. Ranger Soccer kicks off new season starting spots." The schedule for this year is a tough one with a strong UW-Madison team heading up the home schedule for September 22. Other midwestern powers on the slate include Northern Illinois, Aurora College, Marquette and Western Michigan. The Rangers will again take part in the UW chancellors Cup Tournament, Last year s irney was held here at Parkside. The Rangers first home match will come this Saturday at j against Beloit College. Anyone interested in beCo, a manager for the soccer should contact Hal Henders 553-2311 or stop in at his 0f{ the P.E. building. by D oug Edenhan Around the country soccer is an up and coming sport. It's finally just catching on . Much the same is happening here at Parks.de as coach Hal Henderson embarks on what may be his most successful season here. "We re just turning the corner, u f&r as the future is concerned, commented. Henderson. "A lot of kids are coming to us right now. This years team shows a bright future with 13 new freihman on the team, many of which will be competing for starting spots. This year's top recroits for the Rangers include Brad Faust, from White Bear Lake. Minnesota, Steve Engel from Milwaukee Marquette. Alan Gibson from Racine Lutheran and John McNulty from St. Paul, Minnetota. Henderson says that he looks for a lot from these four and expects them ill to start. Faust is a midfielder prepped at Mariner High School and as a senior was choosen to Minnesota s All-State team. Alan Gibson is the son of Jim Gibson. Parkside's last year's district champion team. Earl Campbell, last year's leading scorer and Niall Power of Waterford. Ireland are returning for their fourth letter in as many years. Lee Cielonko and Ray Coquis are the other returning seniors. Two junior lettermen returning are Ale Mora and Karl Goetz. Sophomores returning include Claude Cielonko, John Momoima and Steve Borggren. Other new freshmen rounding out the squad are Beejan Beheshti, Carlos Duchicela, Adrian Rietveld and Thanh Nguyen. "In order to maintain this year s high level of recruiting, we must win more games than we lose, said Henderson. That would be a great improvement from last years record of four wins, nine losses, and four ties. "We have the nucleus. Things new to us from last year's squad are added depth and more speed. In addition all of our freshmen have experience with credentials. We have 15 men battling tor 11 classifieds COLLEGE STUDENTS Room-mate wanted: to share rent and expenses on 2 bedroom upper Kenosha. Available Oct. 1. Call 654-7235 or 553-2244. Car: 1974 Fiat. Very good condition, excellent mileage, best offer. Call 657-9198. Car: 1975 Triumph TR-7. clean. 30,000 miles. Call 2497. Very 843- RARE opportunity for the right Parkside student. Retired college professor requires part-time help. Ideal for teacher, student or nurse. Chores include making breakfast, walking, reading. No housework. Excellent chance to advance one's education. Call afternoons or evenings 694-2551. Improve your grades! Send! for your up-to-date, 306 page[; I legiate research paper catair I 10,250 papers on fj|e. , academic subjects. Research Assistance, 11322 It Ave. #206Z, Los Angeles, 90025 (213)477-8226. Television: small portable. Older model. Phone 658-1932. Tires: 2 polyglas snow tires, 2 polyglas road tires, 1 nylon cord. All G 78-14. Call 658-1932. Secretary needed for P.S.G.A. Senate. Apply at P.S.G.A. office WLLC D137 or call 553-2244. Paid position. Explore the possibilities of volunteer work! Call Paulette Kissee, Volunteer Coordinator; or Dawn Peck, Activities Director, at 657-6175, or attend a volunteer coffee to be held Tuesday, September 18,1979 at Woodstock Health Center, 3415 Sheridan Road, Kenosha, Wl 53140, from 9:30-10:30 am or 2:00-3:00 pm. Part-time work, on c ampu distributing advert ising m ateria Choose your own schedu le, 4 hours weekly. No selling, your pa, based on the amount ot ma ter, distributed. O f ou r 310 c urrent cm pus reps, median ear ning is $ 4, hourly,>Np special skills requircri' just the ability to wo rk c onsister and energetically without ;u pe sion. For further information, conta: America* fas,sage Corporation r 7Q8C W arren Avenue North, Seati -Washington98109 (206) 282-811 ic's first ever soccer coach ten years ago. Two other freshmen battling for a starting spot are also Minnesota products. T hey are forward Tom Kaju of Edina and mid fie id erforward Bob Newstrom of Robbinsdale. Dave Farin, a freshman from Neenah Armstrong will be the starting and only goalkeeper this season. "He's a good one, and if he stays healthy, we'll be alright. That's our one weak spot this year." said Henderson. Four seniors are returning from Going to the game? WOW! What A Selection ge ©Ibt i t»u rtet £boppr PARKSIDE U NION 10:00 a.m.-4:00 p.m. RUTTCRSCOTCH DISCS STAALlOHT MINTS tOCT IKK A IAAKIIS CINNAMON DISCS COTPIC CANOY SOUR IAA.US JELLY IFANS CANOY CONN C Weekends were made for Micheloh By ANHEUSER-BUSCH, INC. • ST. LOUIS • SINCE 1896 SA4.TIO C ASHEWS SPANISH AKANUTS NATURAL PISTACHIOS CHOC. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 8, issue 1 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Tuition on the Rise Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin - Parkside Wednesday September 5, 1979 . This year Parkside tuition costs increased thirty one dollars and fifty cents per semester. This increase may seem rather substantial but, in actuality, is about average. Last year saw approximately the same rise. Said Gary Goetz, Assistant Chancellor of Administration and Fiscal Affairs, "My impression is that the increases were not that different. I would think last year's was about six percent and this year's is right around eight percent. It's perfectly normal for fees to escalate five, to six, to eight percent each year. The mechanism that fee setting is tied to is that of covering the percentage of instructional costs, and with inflation and salary increases the fees will, likewise, go up." The Ranger also asked the following questions of Mr. Goetz: Ranger—Would you decipher, for us, where all the money goes? Goetz—"The academic fees are split into two major portions. One portion is designated as 'segregated fees'. They go to support all of the student activity functions that the segregated fee committee makes judgment on each year in establishing it's financial budget. For the Parkside campus specifically one hundred twentysix dollars of the eight hundred three charged in tuition fees this year will be taken out for the segregated fees program. The rest of the money goes to the state and is used to help fund the academic library, the permanent lab, and all of the functions of the university.. This money only covers about twenty five percent of the cost. The state taxpayer picks up the remaining seventy five percent." Ranger—What effect do you think inflation will have on. Goetz—"Enrollment is such a highly complex situation (there are so many factors involved in it), that an increase of six to eight percent will not be a deciding factor. The Continued on pg. 3 Tuition on the rise INSIDE.. • Editorial: Students lost in shuffle • Service awards given • Gas pedalers press too hard • 'Concorde' is bomber 2 Wednesday, September 5, 1979 Ranger Opinion Students lost in shuffle by Sue Stevens Editor With the University of Wisconsin-Parkside beginning its tenth year, it's high time the students here stood up for their rights. Ten years seems long enough for this campus to establish itself in the surrounding communities. Now is the time for Parkside students to establish their domain on campus. It seems that the students are too often forgotten when the mission of this university is mentioned. With all the spectacular outreach activities and programs comes a hint of neglect. The students are left behind to get frustrated iirtheir pursuit of an education. But who's fault is it if the Parkside students are left out? I believe it's at least partially the fault of the students themselves. With the attitudes the Parkside students carry with them about their university, it's no wonder that no one seems to be working for them. Instead, all of the programs are geared toward recruiting non-traditional and part-time students. The outreach programs are designed to bring the community onto the Parkside campus so that Parkside can build its reputation. Those traditional students who happen to be attending (who, incidentally still make up 2/3 of the student population) just don't seem to care whether they're getting all that they're paying for. But just what are these students paying for? Almost one-third of each student's tuition fees goes toward the segregated fees allocations; student activities and services. These activities (those that everyone is helping at least partially support) seem to have to struggle to survive because not enough students take advantage of them. With Parkside being a commuter campus, everybody uses the excuse that they have too many other things to do at home. Fine. Those of you who feel this way are hopefully those who don't expect to get much of an education beyond memorizing theories and facts from text books. How does all this fit in with students standing up for their rights? Well, no one else is going to promote the ideals and aspirations of the students on campus. In Chancellor Guskin's State of the University speech last Friday at the Faculty and Staff Awards Convocation, he stated that there are three priorities for this university. They are: 1. The mission of UW-Parkside to serve the citizens in the modern industrial society, with an emphasis on society, as represented in southeastern Wisconsin. 2. The university's commitment to quality education by a) appropriate academic standards, b) a stable, high quality faculty, c) a constant upgrading of our academic programs, and d) excellent academic support services. 3. Community outreach. As you can see, the administration is only indirectly concerned with the student population as a whole on campus. By "on campus" I mean those students who are here to get an education both in the classroom and outside. Too long have students used UW-Parkside as a stepping stone to save money in order to transfer to other campuses. Why? Let me note here that Parkside actually has a great advantage over the UW-Madison campus when it comes to classroom learning. With the present ratio of faculty per student at Parkside it seems that more students would take advantage of the intimacy here that doesn't exist in undergraduate programs at campuses such as Madison. The main reason everyone seems to want to transfer out is the campus life, or as many say, "the party atmosphere." With the money one saves by going to Parkside, it seems to me that students here would have much more to spend on such things. If the Parkside campus and the university as a whole is to earn a reputation as an excellent academic four-year university (It's been called to my attention that some Racine and Kenosha manufacturers think that Parkside is a two-year campus!) the students must strive to do their best in every way they can. By doing for the Parkside campus atmosphere and carrying a positive attitude toward the education you're receiving, you'd be surprised how the word may spread that Parkside is a great educational facility that produces some of the best people this area may ever see in business. That's a good thought to have in mind when you want to go places in the business world today. As I See It.. by Sue Stevens Editor As the new school year begins students will see a variety of changes on the Parkside campus. Along with the new faces and classes comes a change in the Ranger. As Editor this year, I'll be writing a weekly column (You're reading it!) to briefly cover some of the current issues I feel students should be aware of. Whether it be a campus, community, or national issue, I'll try to make a comment—good or bad. The first issue I'm sure you're all waiting to hear about is the S31.50 extra you shelled out at registration this year. Why did tuition rise so much? Check out the front page story of this issue and you may find the answer to your question. Prices are rising everywhere, and we all know that gasoline is no exception. In this issue is also a guide to help you save gas and money. That's important when President Carter is running around the country promoting his energy program—and how! Last week it was one big revival meeting after another as President Carter made his way up the Mississippi. Crowds roared with applause as Jimmy asked about their faith, "How many of you believe we live in the greatest nation on earth?" It was evident on the Delta Queen that Carter was trying to work his campaign for '80 in with his campaign for his energy Letters to the editor Pick up that pen! program. I don't know if any votes of his fellow passengers will swing his way after waking them up during his early morning run on deck. Meanwhile, back in Washington there was another circus setting up for business, this time with three rings—Brezezinski, Strauss, and Vance. But who was the ringmaster? Good question! Maybe by the end of 1980 we'll all know. I just wonder whether the Israel intellegence will beat us. to the information. But voters aren't the only ones trying to figure out who's who. The Delaware police have been trying to distinguish between a thief and a priest for quite a while now without much success. The charges against Father Bernard Pagano have yet to be dropped because the real "gentleman bandit," Ronald Clouser, failed the same lie detector test that Father Pagano had failed earlier. Who should they believe? Who should we believe? There's > bee n a rumour floating around during the past few weeks that the new Farmer's Alamanac is predicting 200 inches of snow this year. It's my personal belief that the snow-blower manufacturers started this one to make sure they get rid of the surplus of the machines they created during the summer. A representative from the Farmer's Alamanac has already denied the statement. But if it's true...Well Chancellor Guskin, what will we do then? Do you have a gripe you want everyone to hear? Would you like to voice your opinion on the U.S. foreign policy or the Parkside Food Service? The Ranger would like to hear from you! The Ranger feels that it's important for students to voice their opinions, and what better way to do that than write a letter to the editor? All you have to do is follow these simple guidelines and your cries may be heard. First of all, keep your letters under 500 words. Next, type them with double-spacing and one-inch side margins on standard size typing paper. All letters must oe signed or they end up in the Ranger's circular file. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. (Because you don't want your mother to find out is not a valid reason.) A telephone number must be included for purposes of verification. The Ranger will try to publish as many letters as space allows but has the right to refuse publication of letters with defamatory content. Finally, remember that the Ranger will not edit letters. Misspelled words and - g rammatically incorrect sentences will remain the same. The deadline for letters to the editor is Friday at 10 am for publication on the following Wednesday. , ganger Sue Stevens .. Brian Felland Chris Johnson Editor Business Manager „ ' Ad Sales Manager Ken Meyer...., Feature Editor Doug Edenhauser Jeff Stevens Sports Editor . News Editor REPORTING STAFF Dave Cramer, Andrea Crandall, Renee Jones, Mira Lochanski, Kai Nail, Walt Kemondini, Don Scherrer, Joe Sykora, Vicki Wellens PHOTOGRAPHY Kevin Padula AD STAFF Galbr"lh' Na"« Mtaelta., »"d of uw-parkside a-a -1 breaks *nd T Written permission is rennir^ r«, correspondence should he' id A °' a"y por,ion of RANGER content. All Kenosha, Wl 5314T ^ '° Parkside Ran«er- *>.W. Parkside, WLLC D-139. Gary Goetz, Asst. Chancellor The bottom line is that a six to eight percent increase in tuition costs will not make that much difference in enrollment." Ranger—Is the enrollment up this year? Goetz—"We have a feeling, from looking at the long lines and the number of early registration WOW! What A Selection He COlbc &uieet iMjappe PARKSIDE UNION 10:00 a.m.-4:00 p.m. BUTTERSCOTCH DISCS STARLIGHT MINTS ROOT BEER BARRELS CINNAMON DISCS COFFEE CANDY SOUR BALLS JELLY BEANS CANDY CORN GUM DROPS SALTED CASHEWS SPANISH PEANUTS NATURAL PISTACHIOS CHOC. COVERED PEANUTS MALTED MILK BALLS CHOCOLATE STARS CHOC. COVERED RAISINS CHOC. PEANUT CLUSTERS ASSORTED TOFFEE BRIDGE MIX M & M (type) CANDIES SPEARMINT LEAVES ORANGE SLICES NATURE NUT MIX BLANCHED PEANUTS RED PISTACHIOS PEPPERMINT KISSES TOOTSIE POPS COCONUT TOASTIES VANILLA CARAMELS BUTTER RUM DISCS COUGH DROPS SUGAR FREE GUM BREATH MINTS AND MORE ! Tuition on more important factor would be that of the value placed on higher education by possible students. The high modern day salaries of people who go straight from high school into a career seem to manipulate a potential student's mind, causing uncertainty as to the value of higher education. I think that there should be a lot more to seeking a degree than just dollars and cents. People worry these days about how much money the degree will bring in. It should bring a heck of a lot more to them than money." Another factor involved is whether or not the student can go away to school. Other factors might be: Can the student's parents afford it? and/or Can the student fit into a schedule of going to school and working part-time? The eligibilty of financial aid is another one. In the past there was no such thing as a program that would cover so man y student costs. These programs are really unbelievable these days. the rise-continued programs, that the enrollment is going to be up this year. We won't be entirely sure, though until registration is over and the facts and figures come rolling in." mmmwmmmmmmmmmmm 4I think there should be a lot more to seeking a degree than just dollars and cents.' Ranger—Is it true that Parkside's tuition is the lowest in Wisconsin? Goetz—"Basically, the situation is such that our academic fees are the same as all other Wisconsin campus'. Our segregated fees are the lowest though, making us the lowest in the system: except for the center system which is allowed to charge a lower academic fee. This doesn't make much difference in attracting students. The Madison campus has always attracted many students for some reason (probably the environment). Parkside does have a faculty just as good or better than UW-Madison's." Ranger—How many People are in Parkside's faculty? Goetz-"I think the figure is one hundred and seventy-six. We are very impressed with not only our faculty's quality but their contact with the students. Immediately, even as a freshman, you encounter top quality staff." Ranger—Do you have any added comments? Goetz—"Only that Parkside is very reasonable as far as tuition costs go, and I certainly hope people don't get the impression that because we hold costs down that they're getting a lower quality ot an education, because that's just not true." Support Parkside's Co-ops C O - O P S A R E N O T P R I V A T E B U S I N E S S E S ; T H E Y A R E O W N E D & O P E R A T E D BY T H E P E O P L E WH O S H O P I N T H E M . BOOK CO-OP: C.S.C's Book co-op is a textbook, paperback and album exchange service. You can s ave on your textbooks for this semester by using the Book Co-op instead of the Bookstore. By buying your boo ks from other students, rather than a large corporation you eliminate many costs and helpo ther students throughc o-operation. The Book Co-op is located on the L-l level of WLLC across from die library. Student arranging classes at t Although costs will most likely increase (like the costs of everything else) another six to eight percent next year, UW-Parkly registration last April. side will most undoubtedly, remain the most reasonable in price. FOOD CO-OP: The Chiwaukee Prairie Food Co-op is one of the nicest co-ops in Wisconsin. The Food C<M>p is the best way to fight the rising costs of food these days and it is a plesant way to shop. Convenient hours and parking right in front make it easy to shop after a class, especially for night students. We carry a wide variety of foods, inc luding: Dairy Products, Produce, grains, dried fruit, nuts, vitamins, pasta, juices, bread, frozen goods and a whole lot more, stop in and look around! C.S.C.: The Co-operative services collective is made up of members who own and operate these projects. To join, just stop in at either the food or book co-op. A N N U A L Memberships STUDENTS Only $3.00 ( N e w R a t e ! ) $ 7 - F a c u l t y & S t a f f $ 1 0 - N o n - s t u d e n t s 4 Wednesday, September 5 1979 Service awards given News Briefs well as a number of classical scholarships ensembles in the area. Students, nominating Bell for the award said "His own musicianship and professionalism and efforts to set a standard of excellence in music are an inspiration to his students...The results he gets are proof of his ' talents as an educator...He has a down-to-earth attitude.,..Really cares about his students." Distinguished service awards were presented to twff University of Wisconsin-Parkside professors and an academic staff member during an all-university convocation opening the school year at UW-P on Friday. Chancellor Alan E. Guskin presented the awards and gave his annual "state of the campus" address as the university launched its 10th anniversary year. Distinguished service awards for teaching excellence of $500 each, based on student nominations and evaluation by a group made up of student representatives and previous winners of the award, went to Timothy Bell, associate professor of music, and Bonnie Smith, assistant professor of history. The academic staff award of $500 for distinguished university service went to Walt Shirer, director of public information and publications. Bell, a member of the UW-P faculty since 1975, teaches woodwinds and a popular jazz appreciation course in addition to directing the award-winning Jazz Ensembles which have won "outstanding band" honors in 1975, 1978 and 1979 at the prestigious Mid-west Jazz Festival at Elmhurst (111.) College and gained an enthusiastic following both on campus and in the community. He earned his BME and MME degrees from North Texas State University, where he was a member of the famous One O'Clock Lab Band for five years, including serving as a graduate student director and lead alto saxophonist. Bell has played with name bands and top entertainers throughout the country and since coming to Parkside has appeared with the Milwaukee Symphony as point average in his or her field 0f study, and overall grade point average; need for financial aid; participation in data processingrelated activities; school activities and leadership roles; DP-related and non DP-related accomplishments and awards. The final test for the ICP Scholarship finalists will be an essay. Applications will be available through the data processing and financial aids departments of all United States colleges and universities. The deadline for filing scholarship applications is October 15, 1979. For further information, contact Carol Stumpt at ICP. Mail Aplications to: Carol Stumpf, Corporate Communications Assistant, INTERN A T I ONAL COMPUTE R PROGRAMS, INC., 9000 Keystone Crossing, Indianapolis, Indiana 46240 (317-844-7461, Tim Bell, award winner (800) 428-2329. Smith, who came to Parkside last year, has been deeply involved in development of the new minor in women's studies at UW-P. She recently won a major grant from the American Council of Learned Societies to do research on "The Idea of Property in France, 1789-1848" and is on leave to pursue those studies at the Harvard Law School and at L'Ecole de Droit and La Biblioteque Nationale in Paris. A specialist in the history of women, she developed a course on women in modern society offered last spring and is working on a book on French businesswomen in the 19th century. She received the MA at Miami University and the Harbeson to Washington, D.C Bureau of the federal Agency for International Development (AID) in Washington, D.C. Harbeson has been a UW-Parkside faculty member since 1967 and a full professor since June, 1979. For the past two years, he has been chairman of the Social Science Division at UW-P. A University of Wisconsin-Parkside political scientist who has focused his studiesi on the developing nations of Africa and the Mid-East, John W. Harbeson, has been granted a leave of absence from his faculty post to serve as a social science analyst in the Development and Support Parkside evacuated swiftly Have you every wondered how Cabaret' on roundtable Parkside, without a public address system, could be evacuated quickly in case of an emergency? Last Thursday afternoon Parkside Security managed to do just that, quickly. Shortly after 4pm, the Security office received a call from the Kenosha Sheriffs Department notifying them that they had just received a bomb threat for the Parkside Campus. Ron Brinkman, Director of Parkside Security, said, "By 4:15 the evacuation had begun, and by 4:30 the buildings looked like an unused basement of a dungeon." Brinkman also stated that he was very happy with everyone who aided in the evacuation. Although the people on campus stood outside the buildings for 30 minutes, the bomb threat proved to be a fake. Academy Awards, stars Liza Minelli, Joel Gray, and Michael York. It is the opening film in this fall's Kinesis film series and can be seen Saturday, Sept. 15, at 7:00 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is $1.00. The film portrays the moral decline of interwar Germany in personal terms and sets this against the rise of Fascism. "The Politics of Divine Decadence: A Discussion of the Film, Cabaret," will open this years Social Science Roundtable series. The program, open to all, is to be held Monday noon, Sept. 17, in Union 107. Guests are invited to buy or bring their lunch. The discussion will be led by Walter Ulbricht of the Humanities Division. "Cabaret," winner of eight MEN and WOMEN'S VARSITY BOWLING TEAM Participating Schools Organizational Meeting • UW-Parkslde „ Thursday .Sept.13 a UW-Mllwaukee hw 5:00pm In the • UW-Madlaon Union Rec Center UW-Oshkoak a UW-Whltewater For more information stop by the Parkside Rec Center or call .>53-2695. Eco-Focus workshops set at the 270-acre nature sanctuary Participants can select fouv workshops, or two workshops ana a field trip. Cost is $28. For details on "Eco-Focus' contact Riveredge Nature Ceniei. 4438 Hawthorn Dr., Newburg. W1 53060; phone: 414-675-6888. Teachers and students can experience "Eco-Focus," a weekend of outdoor education programs, at Riveredge Nature Center, Ozaukee County, Sept. 15-16. University of Wisconsin- Extension is offering 31 workshops and three all-day field trips. Most sessions will be held out-of-doors Parkside Pantry Purveyors of fine wine and produce * Vi mile south of KR on Hwy. 31 * Riunite Lambrusco $1.99 Pabst $ 3.49. . . Bring ad for FREE head of lettuce ( good through September 12th ) Ranger Wednesday, September 5, 1979 5 Gas pedalers press too hard by Donald Scherrer Last year, Grease was the word. This year it's GAS. Even doctors no longer speak of it as a stomach ailment. In their expert opinion, it is now synonomous with headache. And psychologists, having analyzed the emotional factors of the crisis (if indeed there is such a thing), agree that stress and temporary insanity are the results. Likewise, if one were to check the files of State Farm or comrades in the same business, it would be noted that the majority of the fender-bender population does not practice birth control under such circumstances. We could blame it all on Henry Ford and his predecessors, or we could wake up some cold morning and stare at the guilty party in the bathroom mirror. No matter, but it is now wiser to go farther on what you have than to go through the old pain in the bumper act of having to push. The Department of Transportation (DOT) recommends sticking to 55mph, in CB jargon, the "double nickel", estimating that more than 36,000 lives have been saved in the first four years of the lower speed limit. National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) statistics expect another 81,000 lives are to be saved over the next ten years with the 55 mph program, one of which could be yours. The 55 mph limit was originally conceived in the wake of the Arab oil embargo of 1973. When an effort in November of that year failed to persuade motorists to voluntarily lower their speeds to 50 mph, the Emergency Highway Energy Conservation Act was passed. It made 55 the law, and in 1975 Congress gave the statute permanent status, for the record. With gasoline in the area averaging 90 to % cents per gallon (Regular/Unleaded), (Sorry folks, that was last week at press time—add another penny or two. But then, what can a penny buy nowadays besides a fraction of an Arab's toenail, uncut and unpolished.) you cannot afford not to conserve. How? By multiples of what may seem trivial things. 1. Observe the double nickel, not the fellow in the left lane in the rocket car. 2. Avoid jack rabbit starts—and stops. The tale of the tortoise and the hare applies to the road also. Coast up to a stop sign or "light. 3. Move with traffic and pass drivers who habitually accelerate/ decelerate when unnecessary. It is costlier to stay behind them. 4. Avoid areas where congestion or frequent stops are encountered. Take an alternate route. 5. Use temperance with the air conditioner, heater, etc. 6. Keep all tires inflated to the proper PSI (pounds per square inch), and use radials if you're a country cruiser. 7. Plan grocery, gas, and other stops to prevent unnecessary errands. 8. Use public transportation if available, or walk—for the exercise. (Avoid the embarrasment of not being able to make it through "Fat Man's Misery the next time you visit the Wisconsin Dells.) 9. Court a mechanic (or his daughter). With the price of a tune-up ranging from forty to seventy dollars (make sure that the quoted price includes parts), I • would question the value of the service in relation to the necessity and the cost. Shop and buy, if your car is ready to die. 10. Car pool if possible. 11. Buy snow-shoes if you plan on attending class this winter. And, I have noted an increasing number of rolling-stops (illogical) executed to either save time or gas. In urban areas they are dangerous, in rural lands they could be deadly. Please stop—unless you are 110% sure. These are only a few of the hundreds of tips that are sure to appear in print, either in the pages of the papers and magazines, or in the words of Mr. Goodwrench. And if ail is forgotten, forget not the words of Arthur Henry Reginald Buller (1874-1944): There was a young lady named Bright, Whose speed was far faster than light; She set out one day In a relative way, And returned home the previous night. Faculty members' art to be displayed UW-Parkside and the Racine Art Association have joined forces to present Wisconsin Sculpture '79, a comprehensive show of work by 31 artists from throughout the state which will be on exhibit simultaneously in the Communication Arts Gallery at UW-P and in the Wustum Museum Galleries in Racine through Sept. 30. In addition to works in the CA Gallery, Parkside will have a large sculpture by Dan Bresnahan of Milwaukee on display in Main Place. The abstract wood and steel construction is nine feet high and occupies about 12 square feet of floor space. Bresnahan, who received his MFA from UW-Milwaukee, is a full-time sculptor whose work has been shown at the Beloit and Vicinity Exhibition, the Kohler Art Center and the Midwest Sculpture Invitational at UW-M. Work by four UW-P art faculty members--Rollin Jansky, John Satre Murphy, David Valentine Holmes and Robert Geniusz — is included in the show. A joint opening reception for the artists and the public will be held at both the UW-P and Wustum Galleries from 6:30 to 9:30 p.m. on Friday, Sept. 7. UW-P gallery hours are Sundays from 1 to 5 p.m., Mondays through Fridays from noon to 5 p.m. and Tuesday and Wednesday evenings from 7 to 10 p.m. lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll Classifieds For Rent: Furnished apartment. $22 per week, everything included. Female. Call 658-0130 or 553-2284. Roomate wanted: to share rent and expenses on 2 bedroom upper, Kenosha. Call Mary 654-7235. Illlillllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllll HEY, WAIT A MINUTE BOYS, ...HERE'S THE LATEST TASTE FORECAST WHAT IS IT? CUCK-CLICK ' HEY THERE'S SOME 6000 NEWS HERE ,TOO. WATCH T HE TASTEBUDS (IN ACTUAL COMMERCIALS) ON "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE/" P.S. Try Michelob now on tap at the Union!! 6 Wednesday, September 5, 1979 Ranger Wo matter how you look at it. . . ' by Tim Zimmer President Summer has swiftly passed, and once again it is time for fall semester at UW-Parkside. Fall semester has traditionally been a time for old friends to get reacquainted and new friends to meet. With this being the case, we felt it best to devote our first article to reacquainting you with P.S.G.A. for all of the new students, this article is a means of meeting a new friend. The Parkside Student Government Association, Inc., is the sole representative body for the students. As our name implies, we are a corporation. As a tuition paying student, you become a "stockholder" in the corporation. The "Board of Directors" is made up of the President, the Vice-President, and the Senate. The Senate is broken into twelve divisional seats and twelve at-large seats. Many people ask just what student government does for them. There are many different areas in which we are involved. One of our major duties is the annual budgeting of the segregated fee portion of tuition. P.S.B.A., Inc. has the responsibility of budgeting this money to the different campus organizations. This semester, each fulltime student will pay $63 toward segregated fees. If you would like to know what this money will be used for, stop by our office. We have a graph in the window which shows how much money the different organizations are receiving. Another responsibility of P.S.G. A. Inc. is to appoint students to the different faculty committees. Currently, many of these seats are open. Within the next few weeks, a list of the open seats will be published. Our largest responsibility is to help the students of Parkside. Any time you have a problem, complaint, or suggestion, come talk to us. Our office is located in lower level Main Place, next to the library entrance. If you cannot stop by, give us a call at 553-2244. We also have several suggestion boxes located on the main concourse. That about wraps up the article for this week. We hope that you have gained some insight into who we are and what we do. We are looking forward to hearing from you this semester. by Edith Isenberg It is with enthusiasm and a sense of challenge that I undertake writing a weekly health column in the Ranger. Through "Healthfully Yours", I hope to share with you information which will provide you with a greater understanding of what constitutes wellness—the quality or state of being in good health; to identify what action or lifestyle may improve your health; and to acquaint you with the services and special programs offered by the Campus Health Office. Future articles will include information on topics such as stress, physical fitness, birth control, nutrition, and the common cold, to name only a few. Some of the articles will be written by guest contributors. I would like to stress that the Campus Health Office is for your use. Office hours are from 9AM to 4:30 PM, Monday through Friday, and by appointment in the evening. Dr. Bode, the campus physician, sees students referred by the Health Office free of charge in his Kenosha office. Some of the services offered by the Health Office are: TB skin testing, first aid, treatment for minor illnesses, blood pressure checking, weight checking, insurance information, certain non-prescription drugs, referral assistance for doctor appointments, information regarding community resources, health education materials, a resting place when not feeling well, someone to listen, handicapped services, and family planning information. On behalf of the Health Office Staff, I wish you a healthy and successful year at Parkside! HEALTH HINT OF THE WEEK Don't forget that a low-cost student health insurance program administered through Wisconsin Physicians Services is available to all UW Parkside students. Brochures and enrollment information are available at the Campus Health Office and the Information Center in the Student Union. If you are not presently insured under your own or your parents policy, be sure to protect yourself by taking advantage of this plan. Parkside 2 00 Mention O ris a d! y V/o'seph V 4433-22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin Phone 654-0774 ALL MAJOR CREDIT CARDS ACCEPTED P.A.B. PRESENTS THE BRUINS Sat., Sept. 8 - 9:00 pm UNION SQUARE $2.00 - UW-P in advance $2.50 - guests in advance $2.50 - all at the door Tickets available at Union Info Desk ID'S Required! FALL SEMESTER BOWLING LEAGUES SIGN UP FOR: MEN'S WOMEN'S MIXED COUPLE FAC/STAFF STUDENT ORG BOWLING LEAGUES BEGIN THE WEEK OF SEP TEMBER 1 6th. f'GN UP AT THE U NION BOWLING DESK BY SEP TEMBER 1 4th. free^bowLIngcoupon GOOD FOR ONE FREE GAME OF BOWLING AT THE PARKSIDE UNION LANES BETWEEN SEPT 5 - SEPT - 1 4. COUPON VALID FOR OPEN BOWLING ONLY- LIMIT ONE COUPON PER DAY PER PERSON REDEEM COUPON AT THE PARKS IDE UNION RECREATION CENTER Save 81°° ON ANY RECORD KENOSHA 654-8400 (excluding s ale i tems) Offer Expires Sept. 30, 1979 Ranger Wednesday, September 5, 1979 7 Entertainment Concorde' is bomber by Ken Meyer The only good think I can say about "The Concorde: Airport •79" is that I've never enjoyed my popcorn more. It's much easier to eat popcorn than it is to stomach a movie as ridiculous as "Concorde." The fourth in the "Airport" series, "Concorde" follows the general plot of the two previous from nothing to something terrible. Among the do-nothing group is Sylvia Kristel (from porn's Emmanuelle series), Eddie Albert, Alain Delon, John Davidson, Cicely Tyson, Martha Raye, Avery Schreiber, and Charo. Character development is non-existent; the only reason these stars are in the film is for marquee value. After sequels: get as many diverse stars as possible and connect them with a plane trip that repeatedly has disasters. This time out, the Concorde, enroute to Moscow for the 1980 Olympics, almost gets blown up by a missile shot down by a fighter plane and sabotaged to have the air pressure blow the plane apart. Sounds exciting, doesn't it? It might have been with good special effects, but in "Concorde" the effects consist of two simple things—the plane turning upside down and air blowing through the plane's cabin. The effects aren't very "special" to me. Due to the trouble in the air, the Concorde makes two landings that are intended to be dangerously exciting. In the first, a recognizable model of the brakeless Concorde miraculously stops with its nose at the very end of the runway; the second landing has the same model sliding through noticeably fake snow during a belly-land in the Alps. The special effects may be bad, but the script is even worse. The screenplay is credited to Eric Roth, which had better be a pseudonym for the writer's career's sake. With the dozen major characters, the screenplay ineptly manages two love affairs, a May-December marriage, a mother bringing back a heart to save her son, and two musts for an "Airport" movie; a handicapped person (here a cute little deaf girl) and a nervous flyer who spends most of the time in the bathroom. With all these characters, there isn't one worthy of any interest. To make up for the boring characters, there are repeated shots of the Concorde flying against tlte clouds. These shots, which seem to total ten minutes of screen time, may strike some people as pretty, but exciting they certainly aren't. The acting by a dozen stars rates FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAINOFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D .I.C. all, nooody cares about a plane full of unknown actors. George Kennedy and Susan Blakely try to do something with their poorly-scripted roles, but it's like they're in quicksand—the harder they try, the deeper they sink in the mess. Kennedy, the only regular actor in the "Airport" series, tries to joke his way through the movie by telling sex jokes about cockpits. Blakely plays a TV newswoman in love with Robert Wagner, who, as Blakely discovers and intends to announce, has made illegal arms sales to foreign countries. Wagner is the dastardly-doer behind all of the plane's troubles because he has to kill Blakely before she blows his cover. Wagner succeeds in keeping only one facial expression throughout the film. To tell the ending and save everybody $3.50, Wagner blows his brains out after his third attempt to destroy the plane fails. Everything about "Concorde" fits together well because all of the production credits are equally as bad. As George Kennedy proficiently states after one close call with disaster, "A thing like this can ruin your whole day." That is so true about "The Concorde: Airport *79." 'Jl Happened One Night' is the second presentation of the KINESIS community film series sponsored by UW-Parkside. See story next week. REMINDER! Student Health Insurance Available Through WPS Blue Sheild Enrollment Deadline 9-30-79 Contact Student Health Center, Personnel Department or local WPS office at 552-4746 PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD presents it's first PERFORMING ARTS SERIES MONDAY, SEPT. 24 - JAZZ CONCERT Stanley Turrentfne One of the jazz world's greatest artists. His many hit albums have established him as a jazz saxaphonist with great cross-over appeal. Stanley Turrentine and his group can handle any jazz style and it is precisely that quality that has given him such wide appeal. THURSDAY, NOV. 29 - MAGICIAN ILLUSIONIST Kramer & Co. The Second City Master of Deception, presents a production of spectacular stage illusions. Imagine a woman afloat 8 feet in the air, birds appearing from nowhere, burning coffins, disappearing people, the Guillotine, the fabulous Sword Chamber, sensational Metamorphasis, the gory Buzz S aw....plus much, much more. You won't believe your eyes. There's so much happening that there's hardly time for applause till the end. And then, your memory will strain to recall it. WEDNESDAY, FEB. 13 - THE ARTISTRY OF THE Pocket ITlime Theatre Precision. When describing Pocket Mime Theatre precision is the first word to come to mind. They conquer the stage, steal hearts of the audience, and bedazzle minds with two hours of beautiful silence. 4 time winner of die excellence in theatre award, by the Association of the Performing Arts. The members of Pocket Mime, with no exceptions, are very talentented and a lasting impression on the audience. THURSDAY, OCT. 11 - THE PUPPETRY OF THE National fBarionette Theatre Internationally acclaimed. They have won numerous awards including the Citation for Excellence in the field of adult puppetry from the Union International de la Marionette. The National Marionette Theatre is the first American Marionette Company to receive the award. WEDNESDAY, JAN. 23 - THE COMEDY OF This ever changing and fast paced satirical comedy group is well known in this area having sold out its 3 past performances at UW-Parkside. This company throughout the years has launched the careers of such famous individuals as Dan Ackroyd, Alan Arkin, John Belushi, Valerie Harper, Gilda Radner and David Steinberg, just to name a few. WEDNESDAY, MARCH 19 - THE INDEPENDENT EYE THEATRE IN . 'macbeth' The National touring company Independent Eye presents a new twist to the Shakespeare classic. This production is performed by 3 actors using over thirty puppets and masks to portray the kaleidoscope of Sh akespearean characters. The compelling language of Shakespeare has not been altered but the innovations utilized in this production produce a startling and nightmarish dimension to Macbeth. _ . , eon*.® ticket Drice is $17.00. General series ticket price is $22.00. All tickets are available at the Parkside Union Stolon M. No individual ticket sales until after September 7. 8 Wednesday, September 5, 1979 Ranger mm Just a couple of students relaxing after battling long lines and confusion during registration. Vi price Join The Rec Center's Back To School Celebration The Fun Begins Friday Sept. 7th at 7:00pm with specials on: • Aoae/wip, • laAle tewnib • mucA moke/ Vi price <Ranger is looking for: • Reporters • Photographers •Ad Reps If your interested stop by our office today (next to the Coffee Shoppe) or phone 553-2295 Inter-Varsity club begins new year by Craig Dvorak But what is Inter-Varsity? Most freshmen seem to think it's an athletic club. Or is it a lobby group struggling to start a football team here at U.W.P.? Guess again! Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship- Parkside is a body of students on campus who are committed to the Christian religion. But while Inter-Varsity supports the local church, it is not a church itself. The service of I-V is to provide concerned students with some Christian atmosphere within a secular and often atheist environment. Inter-denominational in structure, I-V includes members of Lutheran, Catholic, Baptist, Pentacostal, and Bible church, as well as several other backgrounds. Besides special events, I-V will be holding weekly activities throughout the year. At noon on Thursdays a brown bag lunch gathering will be held in a room to be announced. In concession with campus regulations, these will not be worship meetings, but they will offer lecture-discussions on the Bible and updates on other I-V services. On Tuesdays and Wednesdays Inter-Varisty will set up a book table near the library and offer free literature about the Bible, Jesus, controversial issues, false religions, etc. Also at the book table is the opportunity to find out about a home Bible-study held at various times according to your convenience. To repeat again, Inter-Varsity is a service organization, existing to be utilized by the student body without obligations. Everyone is welcome to stop by. Obie winner to direct 'Fefu' Off Broadway playwright and director Maria Irene Fornes, winner of four Obie Awards, will be visiting artist-in-residence at the University of Wisconsin- Parkside during the fall semester. Fornes will direct the UWParkside fall main stage dramatic arts production, her 1977 Obie Award play "Fefu and Her Friends" Oct. 26-27-28. Auditions, open to both part-time and full-time students, will be held from 3 to 5 p.m. on Sept. 10 and 11 in the Communication Arts Theater. "Fefu" has been playing this summer in Southern California and moves this week to Los Angeles under Fornes' direction. In addition to her award for "Fefu," Fornes received Obies for distinguished playwriting for her plays "Promenade" and "The Successful Life of Three" and another Obie for her direction of her 1978-79 play "Eyes on the Harem." Since turning in 1960 from an early career as a painter, Fornes has become a major figure in alternative Off Broadway theater, and her plays have been produced throughout the U.S. and in such major European theatrical centers as London, Amsterdam, Stockholm and Spoleto. She currently is president of the New York Theatre Strategy, and Off Broadway playwrights' organization. In addition to her Obies, Fornes has garnered a number of other prestigious awards. They include Whitney, Rockefeller, Guggenheim and New York State Grants, a Yale-ABC Fellowship in Film Writing and a Resident Fellowship at Centro Mexicano de Escruitores. Winner of 8 Academy Al BEST ACTRESS: Liza Minnelli BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR Joel Grey. BEST DIRECTOR: Bob Fosse BEST ART DIRECTION BEST CINEMATOGRAPHY BEST FILM EDITING BEST MUSIC SCORING BESTSOUND 7 P.M. SAT., S EPT. 1 5 GALA OPENING NIGHT ! KINESIS i Campus/Community Film Series At UW-P Union Cinema Theater UW-P Library/ Learning Center committed to service... Library Hours Warm welcome to all students ..The Library-Learning Center staff extends a welcome to both returning students and students who are enrolled at U.W.-Parkside for the first time. . The Library-Learning Center offers each of you a wide variety of services as well as an outstanding collection of materials, both print and audio-visual. We hope that you will make extensive use of the collection and services during the coming year and that you will find It to be a valuable asset In your academic work. Even more than the facilities and materials, we want to stress the human resources which are at your disposal. The staff are all eager to help you. As a group, and individually, we are committed above all to service - - service to you, the U.W.-Parkside students. ..We wish you a successful and rewarding academic year. Public Services Division The weekly hours of the Library-Learning Center are: Sunday- 12:00 noon -10:10 p.m. Monday - Thursday - 7:4J a.m. - midnight Friday- 7:«S a.m.- 5:00 p.mm 1:30 a.m.-1:10 p.m. During vacation and holiday periods, hours vary and are posted at the entrances. 10 Wednesday, September 5, 1979 Ranger UW-Parkside has a clear set of priorities and the methods to achieve them, Chancellor Alan E. Guskin asserted Friday in his "state of the university" address at the convocation which opens each new school year. The priorities, Guskin said, are three: quality in its faculty and courses, intensive community outreach, and programs that relate Guskin speaks on priorities .. - where we should be as a university must be viewed in the context of these three priorities.' "We are deeply committed to granting tenure only to faculty who clearly demonstrated their quality in teaching, research and creative activity, and service. I know the faculty is committed to this and so is the administration. UW-Parkside has increased the number of its programs from 27 in 1977-78 to 39 today, Guskin said. "More important than numbers is the fact that each of the new programs relates directly to our modern industrial society mission," he said. Plans call for expanding the nursing program soon to the graduate level. Guskin said quality in the academic support areas "is defined by the excellence of our library." The UW-P library, recognized nationally for its instructional activities and cited last year as Wisconsin's "library of the year," has been chosen to be the permanent host of the annual conference of college and university libraries who are leaders in the teaching area. Guskin cited a massive increase in community involvement beyond the cultural activities which marked Jiis first thrust as chancellor. He said the appointment of the first full-time coordinator of Community Educat ional Programs has provided the mechanism for even more community service. He said areas of greatest community outreach activity during the past year, in addition to cultural events, included local government, human services, small business, minority youth, gifted children, economic education and research, multicultural activities, local business history, work with school systems, public opinion surveys and hosting of community events. University of Wisconsin-Parkside ACCENT ON ENRICHMENT 1979-80 SEASON LAST TWO SEASONS SOLD OUT - ACT NOW! past year which are related directly to the "industrial society mission." He said educational quality results from a combination of four factors: "Appropriate academic standards, a stabld, high-quality faculty, constant upgrading of academic programs and excellent academic support services." Guskin said community outreach efforts, which he has spearheaded since coming to UW-Parkside has become a center of community activity," he said. "During this past year community organizations held some 125 different activities and events on this campus. Literally thousands of people attended and were exposed to this university for the , first time." Guskin said such communitysponsored events were in addition to "at least as many" Parksidesponsored activities which involved the Racine and Kenosha communities. And the faculty is increasingly applying its expertise directly to community needs and problemsolving, he said. Guskin said 38 new professors had been hired since September, 1978, and said "particular emphasis has been placed on hiring senior faculty in business, sociology and communication, three of our highest enrollment areas." The hiring of quality faculty, however, means that tenure evaluations must be "rigorous," Guskin said. Clip and mail to Accent on Enrichment Make check or money order payable to: University of University of Wisconsin-Parkside Wisconsin-Parkside Kenosha. Wl 5314«i or. in person at Parkside Union Information Desk. Number of tickets at $149.30 ea. (tax included) Enclose stamped self-addressed envelope with payment. $ Total amount enclosed. 0 Charge my Master Charge waK, No [ 1 1 1 1 1 1 I I 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 Exp Date Personal Signature Name ,, „ . _ _ City State directly to the industrial society which characterizes the Kenosha- Racine area. "Any assessment of where we are and where we should be as a university must be viewed in the context of these three priorities," Guskin said. The chancellor cited the development of a dozen new programs of study developed in the BORIS GOLDOVSKYS HIT PARADE OF OPERA ARIAS, DUETS, TRIOS AND QUARTETS (FULLY COSTU MED) — Feb. 12 DUTCH SOPRANO ELLY AMELING, FIRST LADY OF LIEDER —March 16 ERI CK HAWKINS DANCE COMPANY WITH ORCHESTRAL ENSEMBLE IN AN ALLAMERICAN PROGRAM — April 8 All performances at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater (Moscow "Pops" in the Phy. Ed. Bldg.) Street Address Zip Phone JAZZ PIANO GREAT EARL "FATHA"HINES WITH HIS QUARTET AND VOCALIST MARVA JOSIE — Sept. 29 VIOLIN AND VIOLA VIRTUOSO PINCHAS ZUKERMAN — Nov. 15 OSCAR WINNER ESTELLE PARSONS IN HER 1977 BROADWAY TRIUMPH "MISS MARGARIDA's WAY" — Nov. 27 WEEKLEY AND ARGANBRI G H T , AMERICA'S TOP ONE PIANO, FOUR-HAND TEAM — March 2 MOSCOW "POPS" ORCHESTRA WITH PERFORMERS FROM THE BOLSHOI THEATER AND KIEV BALLET — Oct. 24 Ranger Wednesday, September 5, 1979 LI ports Sports Shorts Cross-country develops by Walt Remondini "It looks like a developing year for us", is how coach Julian Rosa sums up the prospects for the 1979 Ranger cross-country team. "Anytime you lose three quality runners it is going to be tough to replace them", says Rosa of the runners not returning from last years team. As a result, Rosa will be looking at the youngest squad in his three year tenure as head coach. So young is the squad that two-thirds of the team will be comprised of freshmen. "There will be a little luck involved" confides Rosa, "but I know these kids are willing to work hard." He praises this years team as being, "Very coachable and easy to get along with." Among the five returning upperclassmen Coach Rosa will be looking to to lead this season's squad are seniors Joe Carey and Bill Werve and sophomores Dave Mueller, Glen Schultz and Chris Ohm. As Coach Rosa put it, "At this point we have no true 'superrunners'.. .but we do have people who can consistently give us good times." Rosa is hoping that his teams' "morale factor" will be a real plus. "I'm looking for this to be a very enthusiastic group", says Rosa, "last year the injury to one of our top runners, Bob Langenhol, hurt the teams' morale a little bit, if they can all stay healthy it should be a good season." The schedule the Rangers are going to face is again going to be a very challenging one. Two tough invitationals at UW-LaCrosse and the University of Purdue highlight this years' meets. Also included is a big dual meet against Notre Dame on Oct. 5th. For the eighth year in a row UW-Parkside will also be the host school for the NAIA District 14 meet and again for the NAIA National meet where the Rangers are hoping to improve upon their nineteenth place finish of a year ago. The Rangers will see their first action of the year this Saturday in a quadrangular meet at UW-Whitewater. The complete season schedule follows: Day Opponent(s) by Dave Cramer Another school session is starting and along with that brings another season full of sports. This fall semester gives us a chance to follow the progress of the men's cross-country, golf, soccer and swimming teams along with the women's tennis, volleyball, and cross country squads. This year's men's cross-country team can do nothing but improve itself after last year's disasterous season. The men should improve because they should have more experience than of a year ago and more talent. The guy's soccer team should have another good campaign with the numerous new faces and with the dedication displayed by coach Hal Henderson. What can be said of the men's swimming team? With the poor turnout that Coach Barbara Lawson must face every year, she does a respectable job. This year will be no different} The women's tennis team enjoyed one of it's finest seasons ever last year and first year Ranger Coach Noreen Goggin inherits a young talented team. Look for good things from them. Another team to expect big things from this season is the women's volleyball squad. The team has most of the players returning from last year's successful outing and with a little luck, could go to nationals. As for women's cross-country, lets hope Coach Bob Lawson has more then just All-American candidate Barb Osborne to work with. All in all, it should be another successful fall sports program for the Rangers. The sports department has two new faces this year writing for the Ranger other then myself and Sports Editor Doug Edenhauser, and they are Joe Sykora and Walt Remondini. Both are a blessing from heaven as they both come with highly regarded credentials. Joe was the sports editor of his high school paper and plans to major in journalism. Walt went to UWM last year and worked on their yearbook. With their help I'm sure we'll have a productive and informative sports page. If we don't you can address your letters to Joe and Walt, and bring them down to Ranger, room D139, WLLC. Sat., Sept. 8 Stevens Point Carthage UW-Whitewater Sat., Sept. 15 Chicago Circle Sat., Sept. 22 LaCrosse Invit. Sat., Sept. 29 TFA/USA Collegiates Fri., Oct. 5 Notre Dame Purdue Invit. TFA/USA Nationals NCAA Regional OPEN DATE Sat., Nov. 10 NCAA Div II Nat. or/ NAIA Dist 14 Meet Sat., Nov. 17 NAIA National mmmmmtM Fri., Oct. 12 Sat., Oct. 20 Sat., Oct. 27 Sat., Nov. 3 Site & Time Whitewater 1:00 pm Chicago 11:00 am LaCrosse 1:00 pm Parkside 12:00 pm South Bend, IN 3:00 pm West Lafayette, IN TBA Parkside 2:00 pm « Eastern Mich 11:00 am Riverside, CA 11:00 am Parkside 11:00 am Parkside 11:00 am WELCOME BACK! from Public R adio in Southeastern Wisconsin WCTP n f * 9 i w STEREO 6AM-11PM Dally t Ca!! now for your FREE WGTD Program I Guide so you can keep up-to-date on w the many program offerings. 552-9483 or 656-6973 P.A.B. PRESENTS IN CONCERT 9 Josh White Jr. ! 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Parkside Unites: A March Against Hate University of Wisconsin-Parkside students, faculty, staff joined in a walk around campus to send a message of dignity and respect for all Students, faculty, and staff march around campus on March 10 with signs promoting respect and understanding; shown here, marchers walk outside The Rita. NAOMI DORNFELD dornfO01 @rangers. uwp.edu In the last weeks of March, members of the Dignity and Respect Task force, a student, staff and faculty led organization, began discussing how Parkside could be proactive in the campus' mission and message of inclusion. After some discussion, the team decided to pursue a public march on site. Students were encouraged to attend and invitations were extended to the community. Every voice counts Before the halls were bustling with students attending morning classes on Friday, April 20, a small group of volunteers from the Dignity and Respect Taskforce, in shirts marked "Every Voice Counts," carried poster-board, construction paper and boxes filled with markers to Mid-Main Place. Sign-Making began at 9:00 a.m., where a dozen early-attendees got to work creating messages like "UWP: NO PLACE FOR HATE." Some groups, such as the Black Student Union worked together, writing, "BSU Stands Against Hate." Students, faculty and staff slowly trickled in and the room was transformed into a buzzing collective of willing participants by 10:00 a.m. No place for hate To kick things off, a Dignity and Respect Taskforce student leader, Krystal Slay, welcomed the crowd, expressed her appreciation for the positive turnout and gave instructions for the group to follow campus police officer Kurt Bergendahl along the route. Participants exited through the Mid-Main Place doors in file and followed the sidewalk to the Student Center Terrace. Marchers held their signs proudly and chatted casually along the path. A cluster of voices in the middle of the chain rose briefly, chanting "Parkside is great. No place for hate," which echoed sentimentally, but fizzled after about twenty paces. Geese gawked somewhat concerned at the commotion, but upon realizing the event was more of a peace rally than an uprising, did not protest or attack. COURTESY OF ALYSSA NEPPER One Step at a Time Upon the crowd's arrival at the Student Center Terrace, Slay greeted the collective from a podium and welcomed people to share from the mic. The intent of the event was outlined as an initiative to promote dignity and respect for all. Though not about gun violence in particular, coordinators recognized that the date of the march was the 10-year anniversary of the shootings at Columbine High School - a tragedy that compels conversation on the value of life and the importance of coming See UNITED page 3 Parkside alumnus runs for Kenosha county sheriff Andy Berg, active Kenosha community member, discusses motivations and platform AUSTIN AUSTIN KRIE KRIEGER GER board supervisor in his second term, services somehow and I've never sheriff. plans to offset costs for things such Krieg004@rangers.uwp.edu UW-Parkside alumnus Andy Berg has announced his candidacy for Kenosha Sheriff, running against incumbent David Beth. Elections for sheriff are to be held this fall. Berg has served in the military for over 19 years, as a Kenosha county board supervisor in his second term, as a correctional sergeant for 12 years and is executive director of Kenosha's Garden of Eatin' a nonprofit community garden. Motivation for running Berg recounts when he was a child his parents saying, "my parents always told me to get into civil services somehow and I've never really thought about it to the extent that they thought about it." Though Berg's participation in the community seems to be centered around some sort of civil service. Despite not being a police officer, Berg believes that his experience as a correctional sergeant "is in the wheelhouse" of what it takes to be a successful Building a better department Berg would also like to work to bring the department into a more productive progress through things such as grants provided to the department. Through these grants, Berg plans to offset costs for things such as materials and, most importantly, training for deputies. Training is one of the most important tools in a profession like policing as Berg states, "otherwise you get kind of stale, if you can increase your training you're becoming a better deputy and becoming a better department." See SHERIFF page 2 INDEX Campus News 2-3 Police Blotter 3 Culture 4-5 Editorial Desk 6 Staff & Mission 6 Opinion 6 Bearly News 7 Sports 8 CAMPUS NEWS Spring 2018 Writers 1 Conference. See page 2 CULTURE Eurydice is a heartwarming tragedy. See page 4 OPINION Parkside-Foxconn partnership: Who really benefits? See page 6 BEARLY NEWS Political org discovers they're not conservative. See page 7 2 I C AMPUS NEWS THE RANGER NEWS May 2.2018 Questions about our news reports? Contact Austin Krieger, krieg004@ rangers .uwp .edu. Spring 2018 Writers' Conference Student writers on campus will be presenting their work Professor leads fake news workshop Local Events ~Moy2 Sigma Tau Delta Induction Ceremony I 5 pan.-7 p.m. I Oak Room student center Sigma Tau Delta Induction: Keynote Address, and Welcome Reception Welcome Address by Chair of Department of Literatures and Languages; Keynote Speaker: Carly-Anne Ravnikar, Poet Laureate of Kenosha; Induction of New Members. Contact(s): Dr. Tara Pedersen pedersen@ uwp.edu Dr. Suzanne Swiderski swidersk@uwp.edu May 4 Stewarding Resources: Financial Management I 8 a.m.-3:30 p.m. I UW-Parkside Tallent Hall Blue Jean Bingo 15:30 p.m. - 7 p.m. I LAW Local 72 Union hall, 3615 Washington Road Kenosha, WI 53144 May 5 Garlic Mustard Pull Party I 9 a.m. -12 p.m. I Haw thorn Hollow Nature Sanctuary and Arboretum May 11 Instruction ends I UW- Parkside Have a great summer! May 12 Kenosha Craft Beer Week I May 12-20 I Vario us business including PUBLIC Craft Brewing Co. Kenosha Harbor Market 1 May 12 - Oct 13 I 5500 Second Ave Kenosha, WI Fun for the entire family, visit our bustling European-style mixed market presenting 150+ vendors each week during the outdoor season. Fresh organic vegetables, meats, cheeses, eggs and flowers from local producers, and a wide variety of delicious prepared foods and beverages. You will find artisan bakery goods and handcrafted soaps, candies and all media of art and craft. Enjoy live entertainment in three locations, chef demonstrations and educational booths. We've been known to have flash mobs, dance recitals, pageants and contests! Admission is free. Birds and Breakfast I 7 a an. -11 a.m. I Hawthorn Hollow Nature Sanctuary and Arboretum The Friends of Hawthorn Hollow are pleased to present their annual Birds & Breakfast. Walk the trails at Hawthorn Hollow, look for migrating birds and hear their songs, shop the Two Sisters Boutique and Plant Sale, and enjoy a hearty breakfast of pancakes, sausage, pure maple symp, fresh fruit, and beverages. Tickets are $7 in advance / $9 at the door. Kenosha ticket outlets include: Hawthorn Hollow (880 Green Bay Road), Jack Andrea (2401-60th St.), Alpaca Art (4326 Seventh Ave.), and Suburban Lawn and Garden Center (2704-30th Ave.). May 13 Pringle Nature Center Event: Mother's Day Ephemeral Brunch and Spring Wildflower Hike I 10 a.m. - 1p.m. I 980 0 160th Ave Bristol, WI NAOMI DORNFELD dornfO01 @rangers. uwp. edu The Spring Semester is winding down with a touch of gusto in the UW-Parkside English Department. As essay drafts are worked through their last stages of edits and study-guide note cards are flipped in rotation, writers on campus prepare to present their work at a two-day Writers Conference just before classes end. Opening event This event, an initiative spearheaded by Dr. Dana Oswald, Associate Professor in the English Department, will begin Wednesday May 2 at 5:00 p.m. in the Oak Room. The evening will feature Poet Laureate SHERIFF: Alumnus Andy Berg runs for office Bettering the community Berg stated one of his greatest assets to the position is his motivation "to better our society" and that "based on my experiences in my jobs I've seen how I can be a leader." Berg stresses that one of his hopes would be to "put those who've found themselves in bad situations in life to help better their situation." He hopes to accomplish this by "increasing the education and knowledge of In addition to Berg's plans to make progress in rehabilitating inmates, he would like to transform the department into one more involved in local community groups the inmate population and if 1 can help 1 out of 10 not come back to jail, we're doing pretty good." As a correctional officer, Berg believes of Kenosha, Carly-Anne Ravnikar as keynote speaker, will include the induction of English Honor Society Sigma Tau Delta members and a roundtable discussion with UWParkside English Major Alumni. Topics of conversation Panels are scheduled roughly in hour time blocks from 8:00 a.m. to 9:00 p.m. Thursday May 3 and 8:00 a.m. to 6:00 p.m. Friday May 4. Plenty of breaks and refreshments are promised between groups of presentations so visitors will be welcome to come and go as needed. The platform sections cover a wide range of topics and themes, all of which will contain diverse material expressed through media as most that working to help rehabilitate jail population and in turn reduce the population should be one of the main priorities of the Sheriff. In addition to Berg's plans to make progress in rehabilitating inmates, he would like to transform the department into one more involved in local community groups such as foster care programs. Overall, Berg would like to focus resources more pointedly in hopes that the sheriff's department can build stronger relationships with community and help those who need it. befitting to each presenter. All are welcome In addition to the conference being an opportunity for writers to grow as professionals in the field, Dr. Oswald's vision extends beyond the silo of the discipline. To this, she offers, "I want it to not just be the English Department. I want to see people from all over campus participate, and not just listen but come to ask questions. We want conversation and dialogue. This is the point of a University - and a way to make the University live." All are welcome to attend and engage in the discourse of art and ideas put forward. TYLER STEINSDORFER stein078@rangers. uwp. edu On Monday, April 26 at 2:00 p.m., Assistant Professor Jackie Arcy, a member of UW-Parkside communication department that specializes in media, led a group of students in a fake news workshop as a part of UW-Parkside's COMM Week in order to teach about the dangers of fake news and how to differentiate it from real news. Professor Arcy defines fake news as being news that is "created to deliberately misinform" the reader and often comes from "hyper partisan blogs." Prevalence of fake news Professor Arcy went on to state that there is "something more emotional about fake news." These fake news stories tend to align more with people's extreme views, and as a result validates their opinions. It is much more profitable to create these stories as there are no costs for expenses such as photography and research. In addition, there is no legal accountability for stories that are fake so the creators of these materials face little consequences for creating them. As two-thirds of adults get their news from social media outlets, many adults are exposed to a large amount of fake news articles whether they know it or not. The workshop Professor Arcy gave several tips for determining if an article is fake news or not. She described that it is important to check the article's source, author, data, sources, writing style, other sources and one's own biases. To test the students' analytical skills, Professor Arcy presented an activity for everyone to participate in to see if they could determine if a particular article is fake news or not. She handed seven different articles for groups of students to look at and try to figure out whether the articles were satire, legitimate news, fake news or news with extreme bias. As modern society is saturated with fake news, one can only hope that people will take a news articles with a grain of salt and check if it is actually factual. Corrections: Our mission is to maintain accurate, fair, balanced, and complete journalism. If you believe a correction is needed, email us a rangernews@uwp. edu. Spring 2018 Writers' Conference Schedule WEDNESDAY, May 2: Oak Room 5:00 Sigma Tail Delta Induction; Keynote Address, and Welcome Reception THURSDAY, May 3: Oak Room 8-9:15 9:30-10:45 11-12:30 12:30-1:45 2-3:30 3:30-4:45 5-5:50 6-8 FRIDAY, 8-8:50 9-9:50 10-10:50 11-11:50 NOON: 1-1:50 3:30-4:45 5-5:50 Coffee with Shakespeare I Orga nizer: Pedersen Bodies and Beings I Mo derator: Oswald Teresa Peck Award and #MeToo Panel 1 Moderators: Benson and Crafton Transitions, Translations, and Spaces in Between I Moderators: Pina and Oswald Coming of Age: bildungsroman I Moderator: Lenard English 266 Public Forum I Mod erator: Lenard Afro-Futurism: Senior Seminar, part 1 I Moderator: Benson Film Studies I Mod erator: McRoy Panel One: Family, Love, and Sacrifice Panel Two: Outer Space, The Wild West, US High Schools and Other Dangerous Spaces Panel Two will conclude with a screening of a short film by Enzo Daniel. : Oak Room Coffee Hour: Composition Round Table: the Personal in the Composition Classroom I Moderator: Coronado Poetry Reading I Organizer: Benson Afro-Futurism: Senior Seminar, part 21 Moderator: Benson English Language Arts Pedagogy: Teaching Fiction and Nonfiction Texts I Moderator: Lenard; Organizer: Swiderski Working Lunch Professionalization Panel: follow up to Working Lunch It's the End of the World as We Know It I Moderator: Coronado "Straylight" I Organizer: Karpowicz Andy Berg RANGER R ADIO The Top 5 most played albums during the week of April 15, on WIPZ 101.5 FM: I'll Be Your Girl - The Decernberists Space Gun - Guided By Voices Boarding House Reach - Jack White The Deconstruction - EELS How to: Friend, Love, Freefall - Rainbow Kitten Surprise WIPZ is looking for a Promotions Director who would help keep tabs on current ads as well as sell underwriting, and a Music Director for next academic year. If in terested, please contact Daniel Dreckmann at dreck001@rangers.uwp.edu Download WIPZ's app called Tune-In and listen to their radio station at 101.5 FM. Listen online anywhere at anytime on wipz.org or check out their radio schedule and other cool information. May 2.2Q18 THE RANGER NEWS CAMPUS NEWS | 3 Briefs Additions to parenting room in library JOSEPH CANNING canniO01 @rangers. uwp. edu The UW-Parkside library staff has continually worked to make additions to their library for the benefit of the university's students. A wide variety of students attend the school, and some of them can face obstacles to their education. New parents are one such student demographic, but recent additions to the parenting room in the library can help to make their lives easier. The parenting room is a study space designed to accommodate parents and their children. It has existed for about a year, but since then the room has had numerous additions including a reclining chair, a CD player with nursery rhymes, and a wall-mounted felt board with cut-out characters. Parenting essentials are also included such as a changing table, sink, soap, and a mirror. Though reservations are not possible, a privacy wall splits the room such that it can be used by two parents and their children at once. It is located near to the children's Literacy Lab area with picture books and other simple books on the second floor of the library. The area is designed for children of all ages to use and features comfortable beanbag seating as well as games. Originally, the parenting room was a suggestion from a student, and the library staff made it a reality. Student comments and suggestions regarding the library are always welcome and can be sent to askus@ uwp.edu for consideration. Earth Day KRYSTAL DODGE thom008@rangers. uwp. edu On April 21, Campus Activities and Engagement organized an Earth Day clean up event. Breakfast was provided in the Brickstone. Volunteers worked at their sites from 9 a.m. until noon. Volunteers were also giving commemorative t-shirts. Earth Day was started in 1970. It gave voice to emerging consciousness and put environmental concerns on the front page. It is great to see UW-Parkside taking an active role in cleaning up the community. You do not have to wait until next Earth Day to take part in cleaning up our planet. There are many small things you can do every day to make a difference. Be conscientious and pay attention to your carbon footprint. ENCORE FRAP HOUR Half Price Frappuccinos! Wednesday and Fridays 9:30AM-10:30AM ERBERT & GERBERT'S Police Blotter May 8 COURTESY OF DUSTIN KRAUS Students and faculty make signs at Wyllie Hall Main Place an hour before the march. aged all to be committed to making Commemorating the XJ J\ X X ED I Com- a more inclusive world. Provost Rob Ducoff presented several rhetorical, mitted to respect together. Many came forward to share a positive personal comment or quote from the podium. Several student leaders from organizations such as Latinos Unidos, Parkside Student Government and Black Student Union delivered messages of gratitude for those present and challenged attendees to fight for respect and dignity for all despite differing views or approaches to issues. Chancellor Debbie Ford encourself-assessment questions aimed at identifying the terms of dignity and respect in the controversial political climate. A few students opened up about their personal experiences and confirmed the relevance of anti-hate initiatives on campus. Victor Villa, a business management transfer student, new to the scene at UWParkside urged the crowd to see the power of small actions and to continue to stomp out hate one step at a time. event To close the event, those involved in the day's activity were encouraged to sign their name on the painted rock marked No Hate on the grounds. Before dismissal, the group collected for a picture to commemorate the event. The crowd slowly disassembled, making their way back to Friday afternoon routines. Some of the messages created were carried back into campus, posted in offices and in the Student Center Window which now serve as reminders to all that the community is committed to a place of inclusion, dignity and respect. TRAFFIC ACCIDENT - PROPERTY DAMAGE I Uni versity Drive. 4:56 p.m. Complainant (Non-Affiliate) reports accident with no injuries. Citation issued for Failure to Yield Right of Way Making Left Turn. TRAFFIC VIOLATION I Ra nger Lot. 10:34 p.m. Driver (Student) was ticketed for Improper Display of Plates, Operating While Suspended & Possession or Use of Marijuana. Driver was then transported to local jail on a Dept. Of Correction Hold. Digital Design Fabrication Lab launches New lab in The Rita allows students to bring ideas to life l i J J otn/lrtntn tiiAlllrl iirpntl KIARA FOX fox00034@rangers. uwp. edu The College of Arts and Humanities hosted a soft launch for the Digital Design and Fabrication Lab on April 18 for the students and members of the community, which featured a tour and demonstration of several of the lab's features. This was followed by a panel of department faculty and other members of administration who have been instrumental in making this lab a reality. The panel featured Fireside theater employee Nate Stamper, graphic design professor Carey Watters, art professor Trenton Baylor and theater art professor Jody Sekas. Colleges strive for continuous improvement, and consequently, UW-Parkside is constantly seeking to improve and enhance their facilities in order to remain relevant and competitive. With technology and digitalization becoming aspects of our everyday life, the College of Arts and Humanities wanted to come up with a way that students can be competitive in a digital world. Chancellor Debbie Ford said the lab has "a goal to make sure that our students are prepared to live, work and contribute in this digital world." The digital lab is a tool that will enhance students creative problem solving skills by encouraging new ideas and critical thinking. Students will leam how to use the machines with the intention of teaching the students how to turn ideas into designs and then create the objects. Scott Wallenberg from Modine Manufacturing Company said that math and science students would greatly benefit from learning these skills and makes them more competitive in the job market. The conception and creation of the lab took a little over two years. Professor Baylor submitted a sabbatical in the fall of 2016, and a proposal for funding came in February 2017. The lab is finally up and running in April 2017. With the current technologically advanced landscape of the modern job market, institutions of higher learning must incorporate technological education in order to remain relevant and competitive. UW-Parkside's addition of the Digital Design and Fabrication lab is a step in the right direction to prepare students for life after college. Parkside team places 4th in charity spelling bee MofrT(H«73aAM-7m> Fitfljy 730 AM- 2 PM Music Outlet h co s • vinyl - d vo's Of Kenosha SPECIAL ORDERS . We can find onUftMIMj! Turntables MHMmiHMtj 10% Off Anything "m the store with this coupon JOSEPH CANNING canniO01 @rangers. uwp.edu On Friday, April 20, the Kenosha Literacy Council held their annual corporate spelling bee charity event, and the Ranger Bees—a team of four UW-Parkside students-entered the competition, placing fourth out of twelve teams. The event was held in Kenosha at the Italian American club which is located at the corner of 52nd Street and 22nd Avenue. Competition for a cause The Kenosha Literacy Council is a non-profit organization dedicated to promoting and teaching English literacy skills such as reading, writing and speaking to adults and families. It has helped educate the community since 1965. Most of what the organization does involves classes and tutoring, though they hold some fundraising events throughout the year. The corporate spelling bee is one such event, and it has been held since 1999, making this latest spelling bee the 19th one held. The spelling bee is a good-natured, themed competition (the theme this year was Harry Potter) in which teams are tasked with correctly spelling words, and the loser is eliminated in each round until a winner is determined. It is called the corporate spelling bee because the teams consist of members of local businesses and organizations. UW-Parkside was one of two Kenosha area colleges that had a team at the event as Gateway Technical College had a team of its own. Four students comprised the UW-Parkside team: Rachele Schwer, Kailee Dunker, Bianca Ruffolo, and Marcelo Hernandez. UW-Parkside students have participated in the past, but these four students took it upon themselves to organize a team for this year. A positive experience Kailee Dunker, a senior who is majoring in political science and liberal studies with a certificate in project management, wrote to the Ranger News regarding her experience via email. She wrote that she participated in the competition because "she always wanted to compete in a spelling bee" and she May 11 POSSESSION OF MARIJUANA/DRUG PARAPH I Pike River Suites. 6:03 p.m. Anonymous complainant reports resident smoking marijuana. Citation issued for Possession or Use of Marijuana. May 12 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT - HIT & RUN I 12:2 0 p.m. Witness reported seeing H&R accident. Officer took report. SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES I Stud ent Center. 8:31 p.m. Officer took report for distressed female. POSSESSION OF MARIJUANA/ DRUG PARAPH I Ran ger Hall. 9:39 p.m. Hall Director request officer for smell of marijuana. Citation issued for Possession Or Use of Marijuana. May 13 CHAPTER 51 (SELF-COMMIT). Pike River Suites. 2:23 a.m. Officer escorted female to hospital for SeliCommit May 15 OTHER SEX OFFENSES I Soccer Lot. 4:44 a.m. Officers took report for sexual assault. Under Investigation. May 19 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT - PROPERTY DAMAGE I Stud ent Center Lot. 12:35 p.m. Officer took report for accident between two students. May 23 POSSESSION OF MARIJUANA/ DRUG PARAPH I Ran ger Hall. 11:12 a.m. Hall Director request officer for smell of marijuana. Officer issued two citations. May 24 wanted "to challenge [herself] in a new way." Dunker did not know what to expect since it was her first spelling bee, but she said that she enjoyed the experience. In fact, she would like to participate again in the future, writing that she knows the UW-Parkside "team has the potential to place in the top three." When asked if she would recommend participating in the spelling bee to other students, she wrote, "Yes, because it is a unique experience. I was surprised and impressed by the number of people in the community who came to support [the Kenosha Literacy Council]." Until next year Next year will mark the 20th year the competition has been held. Any UW-Parkside students who want to have a good time, a fun challenge and help out their community should consider participating next year. More details about the Kenosha Literacy Council, their mission and the corporate spelling bee can be found on their website at www.kenoshalit. org. MEDICAL ASSISTANCE I St udent Center. 9:17 a.m. Staff reported as not being able to walk. Officer & Rescue Unit arrived; staff then transported to local hospital. AGENCY ASSIST I CTH JR (Petrifying Springs). 4:06 p.m. KSD dispatch request UWPPD officer to assist with traffic control due to accident. UWPPD officer assisted. SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES I Ran ger Lot. 11:13 p.m. Complainant (Student) reports unknown person in truck wants to fight him & his roommate. Officers checked surround areas, unable to locate suspect person or vehicle. SUSPICIOUS CIRCUMSTANCES I Base ball Lot. 11:32 p.m. Officers spoke to non-affiliate subjects parked in baseball lot after hours. The male & female were sent on their way. May 25 ANIMAL I RITA B/C Lot. 6:00 p.m. Anonymous complainant reports large group of kids harassing a geese. Animal is reported okay by officer. UWPPD Emergency: 262-595-2911 Non-emergency: 262-595-2455 4 I CULTURE THE RANGER NEWS May 2,2018 "Eurydice" is a heartwarming tragt TWTT Rh^Tq cnin on the Greek tragedy of Orpheus HOLLACE VILLARREAL villa068@rangers. uwp. edu "Eurydice" debuted in UWParkside's Black Box Theater on the April 20 and it was a smashing success. The sets, the acting, and the music all worked together to make a nice end to the 2017-2018 theater season, and it was a perfect way to kick off finals. The story is set in a vaguely 1950's scene, with telephones, elevators and mini bicycles to modernize the myth, but it has a timeless feel to it. Orpheus (Kyle Racas) is a famous musician and, indeed, he seems more interested in his music than his bride-to-be (at least while she was alive), and he hears it played out by his muse (Kimberly Hetelle). Eurydice (Christiane Laskowski), the star, is his fiance and she loves him, though she seems to feel unappreciated and is distinctly more booksmart than he is. She is mourning the loss of her father, who will not be there for her wedding, though she is happy to be married. Eurydice's father (Jarrod Langwinski) is in the Underworld writing letters to his daughter and trying to devise a way to get them to her. The Lord of the Underworld (Ryan Zierk) finds one and makes his way up to the world of the living. He taunts Eurydice with the letter and leads her to his house, away from her own wedding party. She dies, seemingly from being pushed down his stairs. In the Underworld, Eurydice does not remember anything. Her father recognizes her and, as he regained his memory by remembering her name, he sets out to protect her and keep her safe in the Underworld (though the Stones (Alexa Uselmann, Joe Schwaller, and Destiny Kent) disapprove). Meanwhile, Orpheus is going Eurydice played by Christiane Laskowski(right), and her father played by Jarrod Langwinski (left). mad with grief and trying every way to get messages to Eurydice, trying to save her from the Underworld. He sends her a letter and a book, showing that he really does care about her. When Eurydice remembers everything, she is anxious to see Orpheus, but she is enjoying her time with her father. The Lord of the Underworld (dressed as a child) tells her she is to be his bride and she refuses, but we know that he is not going to take that "no" lightly. Orpheus manages to get to the Underworld by following a note. The Lord of the Underworld tells him that he can have Eurydice back, but only if he does not look at her. Eurydice is reluctant to leave her father, but he walks her away (an echo of a traditional walk down the aisle). Eurydice cries out for Orpheus. He looks back. They argue for a moment before they are ripped from each other. Eurydice returns to the Underworld to see the room her father constructed for her gone, and that her father dipped himself into the River of Forgetting. She too dips herself in the River, after writing a note for Orpheus. Orpheus arrives to see them both by the River, asleep, and to find that he too has forgotten. Memorable moments The play was amazing, and the actors were great, but the set stole the show. The raining elevator that brought the dead into the Underworld and rose from the floor was, of course, incredible, but the stationary scenery—the floating candles that glowed like stars when the spotlights were down, the mosaic tile that was reminiscent of the Greek mythit was the little details that really brought this play to life. Christiane Laskowski and Kyle Racas had amazing performances with a great command of the comedy and drama that the roles required, but the best moment for me was when Jarrod Langwinski was alone on the stage. After attempting to send a letter to his daughter, he "walked down the aisle" with his arm out, pretending to be there with her. After such a heartfelt reading of his letter, I was almost in tears by the time he ran offstage to his job. It was one of the best performances I have ever seen at UW-Parkside. Overall, the play was amazing and I highly recommend everyone attend next-year's plays. ~DR. 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This is the one thing that hampers 'Night in the Woods", as it limits replayability when it comes to the main storyline. Fortunately, it also offers plenty of enthralling side stories as compensation to discover throughout one or more playthroughs of the game. All in all, "Night in the Woods" can send players on a philosophical trip that explores the smaller aspects of life. It features a memorable cast of main characters, several lovable side characters and plenty of lore in which to immerse oneself. All this is supported by a charming art style, a fantastic soundtrack and a lack of bugs and glitches. While the replayability is limited by the linear storyline, the amount of rich story that you can uncover more than makes up for it. With its story, "Night in the Woods" set out to leave a lasting impression, and it sure does; if you're looking for a nice game to play while wrapped in a cozy blanket and having an existential crisis, this game is just what you're looking for. Final score: 99/100 NextLevel Gaming Online (NLGO) is an online magazine and podcast, centered on the gaming industry. NLGO covers video games, tabletop games, hardware, software, internet news, and anything techrelated. For full reviews and more game news, visit their website at nlgo.net. May 2,2018 THE RANGER NEWS CULTURE | 5 "Toni Erdmann" a.k.a. "Awkward silence: The movie" ROSEMARY SCHWEITZER schwe035@rangers. uwp. edu Over the course of the past year, UW-Parkside has played host the some of the most critically acclaimed foreign films of 2016 and '17, ranging from musical comedies to historical dramatizations. In my personal opinion, the majority of these films have been engaging and interesting, but only one has inspired a second watching, and others have been genuinely difficult to get through. The most recent addition to the latter list would be the final film of the series, "Toni Erdmann". "Toni Erdmann" is the story of a driven career woman and the quirky father that turns her life upside down in a matter of days and manages to show her that a little humor never hurt anyone. Sounds like a real gutbusting, heartstring-pulling adventure, doesn't it? Well, most of the critics would have to agree "Toni Erdmann" is likely one of the highest rated films from the Foreign Film Series, recieving a 93% rating from Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic, as well as a 7.5 out of 10 on IMDB, not to mention all the awards. This one film was nominated for 126 different awards, including an Oscar, a Golden Globe and a Ines Conradi, played by Sandra Huller, BAFTA, and more than half of the nominations were for best film. Of the 126 award nominations, "Toni Erdmann" actually won 51. Reviewers all over the world have been all too eager to throw praise at the film, saying that movie-goers are in for a laugh out loud, thought provoking treat. A.O. Scott of the New York Times went so far as to claim that 'Toni Erdmann" was "By a wide margin the funniest almost-threehour German comedy you will ever see." Personally? I think that barely misses being an insult to German comedy, because there cannot be that many "almost-three-hour" German comedies. POLAND PETS MAKE LIFE BETTER! naked In film "Toni Erdmann." Blink and you might miss the genius I have no idea what I missed while watching the film, but it must have been something big, because there is no way I would rewatch this film, let alone nominate it for an Oscar. I have never minded a dramatic or thoughtful pause or lull in dialog, but when that lull lasts upwards of ten seconds, and the only payout is a middle-aged man putting in a set of glaringly false teeth? Call me crazy but that does not fit my definition of hilarious. The characters were hard to identify with as well, and may be that is because of my young age and lack of life experience, but they all seemed so humorless or shallow or COURTESY OF FWWEEKLY.COM just plain dull. Giving credit where credit is due In all fairness, the last half hour of the film was a complete departure from the rest of the somber attempts at comedy and was startlingly funny. However, when I say "startlingly", I do meant that. Seriously, if you are not in the mood to see a bunch of nude people awkwardly interacting after having already interacted awkwardly for two hours, just skip this one and come back hoping next year's Foreign Film Series has a better selection. That's what I'll be doing. This Week In History: The Los Angeles Riots: Civil unrest and violence RORY LARSON Iarso066@rangers. uwp. edu The Los Angeles Riots are one of the most contentious and heavily debated events of the civil rights movements in the 90's. In the United States, there has been a history of tensions between law enforcement and ethnic minorities, and that issue is once again coming to the forefront of American politics. Often times, when we look back into history we are able to clearly define people and events as good or bad. The Los Angeles Riots are a grey area of recent American history and a sad reminder of why civil rights are so important. Excessive force Anyone who keeps up with recent news has heard this debate quite frequently as of late—how much force is too much force? This was the cast in the arrest of an African American man named Rodney King in 1992. Rodney King had been beaten continuously for over a minute by four officers. They claimed they had already tried to subdue him once and that he had thrown them off. The beating was the only part that was caught on video, however, and the jury, which was mostly white, chose to acquit the officers on April 29,1992. Soon, over three hundred individuals had gathered outside the courthouse to protest the acquittal of the policemen. Deadly force Tensions between the police and the African American community were just one of the causes of the riots. In 1991, a Korean shop owner shot a young African American girl that she believed was stealing a bottle of juice from her store. The shopkeeper shot her after the girl struck her, killing her before the police arrived. It was an example of deadly force that was used against minorities for minor crimes. The shopkeeper was convicted of voluntary manslaughter and fined $500, serving no time behind bars. This was one of the many things that led to tension between the African American community of Los Angeles and the growing Korean population. It also demonstrated the failure of the law to protect the African American community. The tensions these events caused were just two small parts of a much larger web of injustice. The lack of conviction of the police officers was just the final straw that broke the camel's back. The riots The riots included looting, assault and arson among other crimes and much of the violence was law enforcement against African Americans and African Americans against Koreans. The circumstances that led up to the riots were just as awful as the aftermath. 63 were dead, over 2,300 were injured, and over 12,000 were arrested. Koreans experienced unprecedented levels of violence directed at them in the days of rioting and received little protection from the police. The California National Guard and military were both called to put an end to the rioting. The Los Angeles Riots are an example of why police-minority relations are still strained. The failure of communities to address this issue and bring about change can end in disaster. The riots only occured after tensions finally boiled over. The Los Angeles Riots are an emotional reminder that ethnic minorities in the United States have had a long and difficult history in our country and that the demand for change cannot be ignored. Questions about our culture articles? Contact Hollace Villarreal, villa068@ rangers .uwp .edu. Culture Events May 2 The Mersey Beatles Concert I 7:30 p.m. I Reuther Auditorium This LIVERPOOL based Beatles Tribute Band was the resident band for over a decade at the world famous CAVERN CLUB, where The Beatles got their start. These childhood friends have played in 20 countries, selling out shows worldwide. Experience the Mersey Beatles as never before with their all NEW HITS show!!! The show will start as the lads return in the familiar suits of Beatlemania and grow older before your eyes via several quick costume changes; they will take the audience on a trip featuring 30 of the greatest hits from all eras. See for yourself why John Lennon's sister, Julia Baird, said: There are a lot of Beatles tribute bands from all over the world, and I've seen them all, but The Mersey Beatles are the most authentic I have heard. Tickets $18-$45, plus service fees. May 2-11 UW-Parkside Art Exhibit: Them Boys by David Alekhougie I I\iesFri 9:00 ajn.-4:00 pjn. I Fine Arts Gallery Artist Lecture: Tuesday, April 10, 3:30 - 4:30 pan. Reception: Tuesday, April 10, 4:30 - 6:30 p.m. Carthage Art Exhibit: Senior Thesis I Mon-Fri 12:00-5:00 p.m., Thurs. 6:00-8:00 pjn., Sat. 1:00- 4:00 p.m. I Carthage College HP. Johnson Gallery of Art As part of their Senior Studio Art Thesis Seminar course, Carthage art majors present a capstone exhibition of their work. Opening Reception: April 28 I 1-4 p.m. May 4-19 Lakeside Players Presents: Sin, Sex & The CIA I Fri.- Sat. 7:30 pan., Sun. 2:00 pan. I Rhode C enter for the Arts In a CIA safe-house, somewhere in the mountains of Virginia, a secret meeting is about to take place. Newly discovered oil reserves in the Chagos Islands must be protected from the grip of O.P.E.C. One U.S. agent is an inept fool, the other a nymphomaniac, and no one seems to know who the representative of the Chagos Islands is. Hilarious hijinks ensue, and mysteries unravel, in this acclaimed comedy by Michael and Susan Parker. Directed by Eric Houghton. $13 general admission tickets / $10 students and seniors. $20 membership also available (comes with 2 tickets). This is the 44th Season for Lakeside Players, which produces comedies, dramas, musicals and children's plays, as well as adultsonly entertainment and concerts at the historic Rhode Center for the Arts. May 12 Civil War Museum Program: Women in History Tea 11:00 p.m. 1 Civil War Museum Join author Louisa May Alcott, portrayed by actress Debra Ann Miller, for tea this Mother's Day weekend, as we celebrate the 150th anniversary of Little Women. The first-person theatrical presentation includes refreshments. The cost is $35 for adults and $20 for children ages 10-16. Registration required by May 6. ' THE RANGER NEWS MaY 2 » 2018 6 I OPINION The views and opinions expressed in these articles are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official views or opinions of The Ranger News ^—_ ^ y Questions about opinions, The Proletarian: ^SlVCStUflClltJN eWSfOOHlS Foxconn-Parkside partnership: Who's really benefitted? editorials? Contact Ethan Costello, coste012@ rangers .u wp .edu. ETHAN COSTELLO coste012@ rangers, uwp.edu The past several months in Wisconsin have been trailed with the ever-looming promise of economic glory to come. Gov. Walker has incessantly pressed for an investment of Foxconn in southeastern Wisconsin, and the corporation is all but confirmed for the construction of their facilities. Yet, despite all the alarums raised against the companies, our Chancellor Debbie Ford seems much too eager to welcome them here with open arms. Walker and other wealthy interests—businesses and politicianskeep proclaiming this deal will bring about a stimulation of the Wisconsin economy like nothing else before it. The promise of 13,000 jobs within the proposed Foxconn facility alone, plus 10,000 constructions jobs and interest from 500 businesses is most certainly an enticing idea because most assuredly, Wisconsin is suffering. The world is suffering. What they do not tell you is that these jobs are possible through questionable means to the point of honest reappraisal. The hacked-out deal calls for complete disregard of environmental regulations. Local newspapers have reported that air, water and land regulations are being discarded to accommodate for Foxconn's unhealthy requirements. The corporation is expected to pump an unsustainable amount of water from Lake Michigan for use in its facility—our clean drinking water—and will not be held accountable for fully returning their debt, and with no obligation to return it pollution free. There are also economic concerns. The proffered incentive package is now up to $4 billion to be paid to Foxconn as they work towards A Message from Nature: The zero waste lifestyle: a trendy illusion ADELANA AKINDES akindO01 @rangers. uwp. edu I first found out about the zero waste movement a few years ago after stumbling across a video on YouTube. The woman, Lauren Singer, had gone a year living a 'zero waste lifestyle' and all the waste she did produce was concealed within a single mason jar. She used homemade toothpaste, bamboo toothbrushes, reusable upcycled razors and glass jars instead of plastic tupperware. It seemed impossibly green, chic and eco-friendly. Zero waste thinking has its advantages, mainly by drawing constant attention to the issue of waste. By committing to a zero waste lifestyle, this awareness becomes instilled into everyday decisions and thoughts. One takes into consideration how much waste they "produce", how much is thrown away and what in their lives can be used more than once. One may learn to value things that last longer, that have more staying power in one's life and which are not easily disposed of. Yet the issue of waste cannot be solved from individual choices about what to buy. We can try navigating the market to find products that fit a zero waste standard: no plastic packaging, long their job creation mark. Where is this money coming from? The taxes that we are all paying. Economists expect Wisconsin's gross domestic product (GDP) to increase by $51 billion dollars, but that figure does not indicate impact on standard of living. What is likely going to happen is that the thousands of workers will not be paid their true worth to the company; the workers' value will be sent upwards towards managers and administrators, and the money made from us Wisconsin workers will be funneled overseas to the Taiwanese based company, benefiting wealthy interests at the hard-to-see detriment of Wisconsin laborers. Chancellor Ford and other education administrators at UWMilwaukee and Gateway seem to willfully ignore these considerations. In several press releases and reports, Chancellor Ford anticipates the need to provide Foxconn with a host of educated workers—a docile workforce. The question is why? This will look very good for the Chancellor and UW-Parkside's Administrations, won't it? This would lead to more revenue from further investment in the campus from outside sources. Some would argue is a good thing, but judging by how our administration handles our money—with actions like cutting programs and faculty while spending money on aesthetic projects like Wyllie Hall — further investment would not be set aside for the students and faculty who desperately need the funding. I urge the Chancellor to reconsider this partnership. Ethan Costello is a senior majoring in communication and is a senator of PSG and VP of No Victims Self Defense. term use, no complex methods of disposal required. Yet when one goes grocery shopping with their reusable bags and mason jars, buying items in bulk, it is impossible to notice all of the other items, the wasteful, one-use items which are still the norm. It is the mindset of capitalism, hyperfocused on increasing profit, that is the root of the problem. It is this constant overarching system of overproduction and misuse of resources which ultimately needs to change for 'zero waste' to be a realistic vision. Simply because waste does not reside in your own home, does not make it any less of a reality somewhere else. No matter what the consumer chooses to do with the waste in their own home, it is still being made on a mass scale. The consumer is not the true producer of waste. When one wishes to rid one's life of plastic products for example, they are only navigating a maze. Whether you use plastic or not, it's still being produced and mass distributed on a grand and global scale. What the zero waste lifestyle does is bring to a person's attention the materials they use, where these materials come from, and where these materials are going. It is in this way that conscious consumerism is as an effective step for the consumer. Yet in order for any large-scale, long-term solutions to be made with environmental degradation, it is time for the true producers of waste, the giant corporations of this planet, to consciously consume. Adelana Akindes is a senior majoring in environmental sciences and is treasurer of PEC. Student media across the country threatened, especially in Kansas ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED IN THE SUNFLOWER CHANCE SWAIM, EDITOR-IN-CHIEF They lock doors. They steal newspapers from racks. They shoot high school magazines with rifles. They set them on fire. They confiscate cameras. They threaten to pull funding. "They" are censors, and you don't have to look far to find them. Last spring, administrators locked Hutchinson Community College's student newspaper staff out of its newsroom after a series of articles exposing administrative and faculty bullying. This year, Butler Community College's student newspaper had copies stolen from the racks when they printed a story about a football player's arrest for murder in another state. Eisenhower High students burned and shot copies of a student publication that featured an illustration of a Ku Klux Klan member as a Trump supporter. Shawnee Mission North student journalists had cameras confiscated by a principal for covering a protest with which he disagreed. Emporia State's student government cut its student newspaper budget following an outstanding series of investigative stories uncovering sexual misconduct by a faculty member. The examples listed above have all happened to student journalists and their publications in Kansas in the past year. But the problem is not unique to Kansas. Student newsrooms across the country have come under increased threats this year, including The Sunflower, at a time when student newspapers are more important than Community Connections: Slay your finals with these awesome study tips KRYSTAL DODGE thorn008@rangers. uwp. edu It is that time of the semester again. We are all struggling to earn good grades and finish the semester strong. There are a variety of things you can do, study tips you can try and resources you can utilize to help you achieve the grades you want and need. Do not let the end of the semester stress get you down. According to Deloitte Center for Higher Education Excellence, "Nearly one-third of undergraduates leave after their first year, and many require six years to complete their studies." That seems daunting, but you can be successful! It is important to get proper sleep, eat healthy, stay hydrated and manage your stress. You can handle your class work and tests. You must allocate your time effectively, develop good study habits and prepare for your tests. There are many helpful study tips. Cognitive scientists suggest alternating study places and switching between subjects. Forming study groups with your peers and making flash cards are great ways to study. The New York Times reported that consistent testing can help you to relearn information and recall it for your finals, so perhaps all those annoying tests are a good thing. ever to the communities they serve. But why now? Student newspapers have always covered controversial subjects. They've always had a rebellious streak and exposed wrongdoing, propelled by a strong sense of justice. They've always pissed off administrators and student governments. The question administrators and student governments across the country need to answer is why attempt to destroy something that's not broken — es pecially as its importance grows? As professional newspapers struggle to gain a foothold in the marketplace of the 21st century, many are undergoing, or have already undergone, the same corporate transformation other industries made decades ago. The same goes for universities. In some industries, like fast food, conformity maximizes efficiency and ultimately improves the product. For example, when McDonald's fries taste the same in Fresno, California, as they do in Wichita, that's good business. But when a newspaper in Wichita is the same as the newspaper in Fresno, California, you can be sure readers in neither location are being properly served. When corporate owners demand the same conformity from newspapers as fast food restaurants, the consequences are dire. Like newspapers, public universities are making a late transition from once-differing institutions to boxy, indifferent, bottom-line-obsessed corporate entities. As corporate universities become more alike, they must expend more money and effort on branding, insisting they're different from their competition — sim ilar to the Cola Wars between Pepsi and Coke. Student newspapers, protected by Effectively using your time is often hard. For each college credit you are taking it is recommended you spend 2 to 3 hours studying per week. Sometimes you have to get creative to fit that all in. Do things like bringing those handy flash cards you made to review in your downtime. Just remember to take breaks as well, because after 90 minutes of studying you will have a hard time focusing. Do not be afraid to take naps, because a sleepy brain is a slow brain. Test anxiety is a common issue. If you are experiencing test anxiety and it is negatively affecting your performance at school, you should get evaluated. There are accommodations available if you qualify. Some examples of accommodations are extended test time and testing in a quiet room. The Disability Service office is in Wyllie D175 and the phone number is 262- 595-2372. UW-Parkside has help available. The Parkside Academic Resource Center (PARC) located in Wyllie D180 is open Monday through Friday. The phone number is 262- 595-2044. They offer tutoring online as well as in person. They also offer supplemental instruction and student success coaching. Take a deep breath and try not to get overwhelmed. If you find yourself struggling utilize the resources available. In the words of Franklin D. Roosevelt, "The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today." Krystal Dodge is a junior majoring in psychology. the First Amendment and relatively insulated by sustainable funding through student fees from the corporate forces hamstringing local newspapers, are caught in the middle of this madness. But the sustainable funding that insulates student newspapers, like The Sunflower, from the corporate decisions diminishing local newspapers and universities across the country is in jeopardy. The First Amendment protections afforded student newspapers, too, have come under threat. Student newspapers are now at a crossroads: do they continue bravely and independently serving their readers free from corporate influence and brand-building demanded by their intersecting industries — h igher education and newspapers — o r do they conform, sell their souls, and help build the brand of their schools in exchange for student fees. For The Sunflower, this crossroads was clearly laid out in an email from an administrator. It was said we could not operate "without bias or control from anyone" because we receive student fees. The answer for The Sunflower, and other ethical student newspapers across the country, is simple. A newspaper functioning as a publicrelations arm of the university, suppressing confrontational coverage and giving a false impression of reality, is worse than no newspaper at all. Student newspapers serve a vital role in our democracy and occupy a special place in our society that allows the truth to determine its coverage — n ot its profitability. In these tough times for student journalists, The Sunflower supports all student publications as they fight for their right to report the truth. The Ranger News 900 WOOD ROAD KENOSHA, Wl 53141 rangernews@uwp.edu The Ranger News strives to inform, educate and engage the UW-Parkside community by publishing well-written, accurate student journalism on a bi-weekly basis, as well as online. Editor-in-Chief ETHAN COSTELLO coste012@rangers.uwp.edu Deputy Editor AUSTIN KRIEGER krieg004@rangers.uwp.edu Campus News Editor VACANT Culture Editor HOLLACE VILLARREAL villa068@rangers. uwp. edu Sports Editor VACANT Design and Layout Editor ANDRE PEREZ perez 103@rangers. uwp. edu Managing Copyeditor ALYSSA GOROSKI goros001@rangers.uwp.edu Social Media Rep KATHRYN SINGER smge015@rangers.uwp. edu Business Manager AMY SCHUSTER schus010@rangers. uwp. edu Media Group Advisers DEAN KARPOWICZ karpowicz@uwp. edu May 2,2018 BEARLY NEWS Volume 3 I Issue 6 I 7 BEARLY NEWS! "Bearly News" is not real news. In fact, you could say it is unreal news. Really, it is real unreal news. Drawing contest! Instructions: Step 1. Draw a picture according to the prompt. But remember, you're an artist. Everything is up for interpretation. Step 2. Write your name and contact info below. Step 3. Cut out and drop into the drawing box outside our office (LI 01A Student Center). Submissions will be considered for print in our next print issue. What is the state of TPUSA? TYLER STEiNSDORFER steinO 78® rangers, uwp. edu One of Parkside's conservative student organizations are in a state of disarray after a number of members discover that they are not actually conservative Turning Point USA is a college conservative group on campus that has recently gained notoriety due to having suspected racial biases. A chapter has recently started at UWParkside and, as a result, a number of people have wanted to determine whether these rumors were true as well as try to learn more about the group as a whole. However, to my surprise, after conducting interviews with members of the group the Bearly News has yet to find anyone that is actually conservative. — — P l e a s e , b e a r w i t h u s h e r e . — - — — — hunt for Ranger Bear draws to a close News mourns a Private Eye and welcomes a new Ranger Bear Parkside distributes the TRAVIS NORTHERN north004@rangers.uwp.edu To cap off the 2017-2018 school year, the university has honored its hard-working students and faculty with an array of Further Achievement in Learning (F.A.I.L.) awards. The competition was fierce this year; nomination counts were off the charts for categories including "Best Procrastinator," "Longest Meeting," and "Most Pretentious Professor." Unsung heroes The F.A.I.L. awards are specifically dedicated to honoring the greatest achievements in UWParkside's academic sphere. The event kicked off with respecting what is arguably the most important of these accomplishments: "Best Hangover Recovery." The winner was none other than Daniel Jack, a super senior that attended forty-five parties over the course of the year, all while maintaining a 2.4 GPA. He proudly wobbled onto the ballroom stage to collect his award. "It's great to finally be..." Daniel stated, before holding a hand to his temple. "Excuse me," he resumed, adjusting his Top Gun aviator glasses. "I have to go to the bathroom." He then disappeared for the remainder of the event. Another underdog win came for Jane B. Fowling, who walked away with the "Sloppiest Dorm" award. Her mountain of soda cans barely beat out T. Ruxpin's cluttered archive files on Ranger Bear. Ruxpin did, however, win the award for "Strongest School Spirit" for attending two entire sports games. Those who cannot do Some prominent winners in the professor categories included Dr. Ophelia Chem, who won "Driest PowerPoint" for her lecture on epipregnanolone. The slideshow featured exactly 10,439 bullet points and only a mere 11 pictures. "Smallest Class" was expected to go to UBW 101 (Intro to Underwater Basket Weaving), but in a surprise twist, Dr. Winn Chester collected the award. The day before the ceremony, he had fourteen students enrolled in his music course. The next morning, the room was empty. The sudden drop in attendance may have something to do with the .44 magnum on his belt, or it may have to do with the new padDraw us a picture of your happy place! Send it in to be featured in our next issue! Name Email/Phone: The Bearly Ranger Bear contemplates his weighty job HOLLACE VILLARREAL "Ranger Bear, you have captured villa068@rangers.uwp.edu When PI T. Ruxpin donned the Ranger Bear suit, he changed. This Bearly News reporter ran from the scene, but was caught when the new Ranger Bear opened the door to his bedroom, where this reporter had taken refuge. "I do not need you sniffing around," Ranger Bear told the Bearly News, "Go home. I will file for a cease and desist." UW-Parkside's Private Investigator, T. Ruxpin. Will he be returning to class or his job?" "No, I don't see that happening anytime in the future." Ranger Bear said. He answered all further interview questions with "no comment". This reporter was forcibly removed from the home and given a ticket for trespassing. When the Bearly News asked the campus police whether or not Ranger Bear The Truth Comes Out "It all started when I first opened The Communist Manifesto" one group member stammered before quickly looking around to make sure no one heard him. He, as well as everyone else who agreed to be interviewed, wished to remain anonymous so as to not bring any unwanted attention to themselves. He really seemed at a loss trying to understand who he really is. He went on to describe how his parents would disown him if they knew he was actually a socialist. I really pitied the man and wanted to give him a hug and tell him everything would be okay, but he would only allow this if the phrase "no homo" was yelled an unfathomable amount of times. Not all of the people interviewed were socialists. One girl mentioned Proudhon as often as a clingy girlfriend talks about her boyfriend. "I'm not sure how many of us are actually conservative and at this point I'm too scared to ask" the girl said. "We all just keep acting conservative because it's what we've always done." It is difficult to say what will be the future of this organization. Only time will tell whether or not these left-wingers will actually come out of the closet or not. annual F.A.I.L. awards lock on his supply closet. Regardless, one prominent figure celebrated by Tweeting, "First armed teacher just earned a F.A.I.L. at University of Wisconsin! Great sign that we should covfefe!" Faring less than well Despite an excellent ceremony. the final F.A.I.L. of the year has yet to be distributed. The award for "Lamest Satire Article" had no qualifying nominees, but...hold on—my phone is ringing. Great work, UW-Parkside! Congratulations to all winners, and good luck on finals! Remember: when in doubt, F.A.I.L.! Cease and desist With a new order to cease and desist, this reporter has been taken off the case of Ranger Bear and ordered to never report on him again. Even now, when he walks through the halls, this reporter can see T. Ruxpin's glazed-over eyes staring back at me. Just know the truth/and know that the capable team at the Bearly News will always bring it to you. However, now that we know what we know about Ranger Bear's succession, the Bearly News urges you to express caution when attending school events and showing school spirit. Don't be proud, just Be. At Parkside. A celebration banquet will be held after the ritual to sanctify the new Ranger Bear. Free refreshments, bring your own cloaks. would be ticketed forabductingT. Ruxpin, they dropped this reporter's ticket. 8 I SPORTS THE RANGER NEWS MAY 2,2018 Rangers see Senior Day spoiled by Drury Sports Standings NCAA DfVMHM mrnm WOMEN'S TRACK & FIELD 5/3-5/5- TBA 8^ffi TD00R CHAMPi " ROMEOVILLE, IL Men's golf wraps up GLVC; three players shoot 70's Baseball can't take down No. 5 Illinois-Spingfield Sports Schedules and Michael Pilli VIA UWP ATHLETICS SPRINGFIELD, 111. - Parkside baseball finished out its series at No. 5 Illinois-Springfield on Sunday and the home Prairie Stars came away with a pair of wins taking game one in comeback fashion 6-4 and game two 13-1. In game one, Troy Bittenbender got the Rangers out to a hot start when he blasted a two-run home run to left field to make it 2-0 Parkside in the first inning. After UIS went i ( #7) exchange encouraging words. scoreless the first two innings, they broke through with a two-run third and another run in the fourth inning to take a 3-2 lead. Parkside answered back in the top of the sixth with a two-run inning as Max Widmar drove in Bittenbender with an RBI single and later in the inning, Domenic Hammudeh came home to score on a first and third situation to give the Rangers the 4-3 advantage. UIS came right back however, scoring three runs in the bottom of the sixth inning to take a 6-4 lead they would not surrender. Bittenbender had a huge game in the opener, going 3-for-3 with a home run, two RBI, two runs and a stolen base. Widmar. Dominic Esposito and Michael Pillizzi each had a hit as well. Connor Cunningham suffered the loss, going all 7.0 innings allowing four earned runs with four strikeouts. Game two was all Prairie Stars, as the host scored one in the first, four in the third and later had a five-run fifth inning. The Green & White will play its final home games of the 2018 season next weekend as Indianapolis comes to town. Saturday will serve as Blue Out Day to bring awareness to Prostate Cancer. 5/10-5/11-TBA DR. KEELER LAST CHANCE MEET AT NORTH CENTRAL NAPERVILLE, IL 5/24-5/26- TBA NCAA OUTDOOR CHAMPI ONSHIPS CHARLOTTE, NC MEN'S TRACK & FIELD 5/3-5/5- TBA 8^y TD00RCHAMPi - ROMEOVILLE, IL 5/10-5/11-TBA DR. KEELER LAST CHANCE MEET AT NORTH CENTRAL NAPERVILLE, IL 5/24-5/26- TBA NCAA OUTDOOR CHAMPI ONSHIPS CHARLOTTE, NC BASEBALL 5-5-18 NOON, 3 P.M GLVC MCKENDREE (DH) LEBANON, ILL. 5-6-18 NOON, 3 PM GLVC MCKENDREE (DH) LEBANON, ILL. NCAA Div II GLVC East Conf Div Total Streak 20-6 0-0 33-14 LI 18-8 0-0 35-14 W2 17-9 0-0 35-15 L2 2018 Baseball 1. Illinois Springfield 17-1 0-0 38-5 W1 2. Bellarmlne 16-6 0-0 34-13 L1 3. Southern Indiana 11-7 0-0 24-17 W4 2018 Wrestling 1. Mckendree (5) 6-0 NA 17-5 W2 2. UW-Parkslde (2) 5-1 NA 12-1 W3 3. Indianapolis (9) 4-2 NA 10-10 W1 INDEX (#) = NCAA Div 2 rank $ = Conference Champions T indicates Tie Danny Wojtowicz takes a swing at the VIA UWP ATHLETICS CARMEL, Ind. - The Parkside men's golf team finished up its 2017- 18 season on Monday at the GLVC Championships at Prairie View GC, and the Rangers had their best day as a group to close out the Championship. Three Rangers shot in the 70's on Monday, with Daniel DePrey leading the way with a 73. Chun Yan Leong and Danny Wojtowicz each shot a 75 while Wyatt Czeshinski finished with an 84 and James O'Donnell a 93. Over three rounds of play, Leong finished with a 229 to lead Parkside. DePrey (240), Czeshinski (243), 2018 Softball 1. Illinois Springfield 2. McKendree 3. Indianapolis Seniors Danielle Crockett (#9), Bridget Jost (#13) and Madison Manders (#10) were honored for their time on the team VIA UWP ATHLETICS SOMERS, Wis. - Drury spoiled Senior Day for the Parkside Softball team, as the Panthers won both games (6-3,5-4) on Saturday afternoon at Case Softball Complex. The Rangers honored seniors Danielle Crockett, Bridget Jost and Madison Manders post game. In game one, Parkside took an early 3-0 lead, but the Drury pitching staff tightened up after the fist inning, holding the Rangers scoreless for the rest of the way. In the first inning, Megan Aliverti drove in Jessica Shields with an RBI single through the left side to make it 1-0. Crockett followed that with a sacrifice fly to center that scored Kellie Fenza and Adrien Hall hit a sacrifice fly that scored Aliverti to make it 3-0. Drury came back to plate a nin in the second, two in the fourth, two in the fifth and one in the seventh to come away with the win. Aliverti and Jessica Miklos each went 2-for-3 while Fenza went l-for-4 with a run. Jost got the start in game one, throwing 1.0 innings while Allison Hausl finished out the final 6.0 innings. In game two, Drury was the team that took the early lead and was able to hang out the rest of the way with the Rangers making it close. The Panthers led 5-0 before the Rangers broke through in the bottom of the fifth inning. Fenza drilled a two-run double to left center and Aliverti brought Fenza in with an RBI single, making it 5-3. In the seventh inning, Jessica Shields led off with a walk and ended up scoring on an RBI single COURTESY OF UWP ATHLETICS postgame April 28. by Crockett, bringing the Green & White within one run. Adrien Hall reached on a fielding error by the first baseman that put the tying run at second base and the winning run at first, but a strikeout ended the ball game. Shields went 2-for-2 with two runs and a double while Crockett finished 2-for-3 and Fenza went l-for-4 with a double and two RBI. The Rangers will host Missouri S&T on Sunday, April 29 for Pinkout Day hosted by Ascension. GLVC tournament. Wojtowicz (248) and O'Donnell (260) rounded out the top five golfers. The team score of 307 tied for the team's second best score all season long. The Rangers were ineligible to be scored due to conference sanctions, but the team did beat five of their GLVC counterparts with the 307 on Monday. Indianapolis won the Championship shooting an 880 over three rounds while Maryville finished in second with an 893. Graham McAree won the individual title with a 214 after shooting a 66 (-6) on Monday. MILWAUKEE BUCKS PRESENTED BY UUUAiJ /% &TUUENT RUSH V " "•fl. n ROGRAM *. TO JOIN VISIT BUCKS.COM | STUDENTRUSH $10 Rush Program & get notified of ipeciaPstudenl hcketpricing for every Us home game! 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PSG incumbents reelected Corey Hoskins and Keough Lemieux to remain in executive positions AUSTIN KRIEGER krieg004@rangers. uwp.edu Parkside Student Government (PSG) elections for officers were held between April 10-12. Spots on the ballot included both PSG president and vice president. Corey Hoskins, junior and acting PSG president, was the only member included on the ballot for president, though write ins were acceptable. Current vice president, Keough Lemieux was also the only member on the ballot for vice president. The unofficial results of the election reveal that Hoskins with 61 votes and Lemieux with 59 votes will re-| main in the current positions as president and vice president, respectively. Corey Hoskins Keough Lemieux Congress candidate Randy Bryce visits campus Randy Bryce connects with Parkside students on immigration, DACA Randy Bryce visited UW-Parkside April 2 to open a dialogue with students and to NAOMI DORN FELD dornfO01 Grangers, uwp. edu As a fitting precursoi UW-Parkside's Immigration Week, congress candidate Randy Bryce visited campus on Monday, April 2 to discuss the topic of Immigration and connect with students. The dialogue between Randy Bryce, students and members from partner organizations was organized by Latinos Unidos president Crystal Garcia. The event was open to the public and announced on the Latinos Unidos social media profiles. Running for senate Randy Bryce opened the conversation with a brief description of his entry point into his campaign: working hand in hand with Voces de la Frontera, a membership-based community organization which fights for workers' rights and against discrimination, specifically as it pertains to migrants. It was while he was protesting with them at the May Day March that senator Chris Larson asked if he would consider running COURTESY OF CELIA SCHULZ-PHOTOGRAPHY voice his commitment to fight for immigrant students. for senate against Paul Ryan. After looking around and seeing thousands of determined faces, he could not consider "no" as an answer to campaigning. Building a bigger table The first item on the agenda for discussion was the priority to push the Clean Dream Act. Announcing that the bill was far overdue, Bryce stressed the importance for it to be pushed through as promised. Second, he voiced his support for Deferred Action for Parents of Americans and Lawful Permanent Residents (DAPA) and pointed out the importance of taking care of the people that are here. Bryce proceeded to address cuts to legal immigration, for profit prisons, U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) and the travel ban. To sum his strategies on the topic of immigration, he expressed that "These are things that are very important as part of building a bigger table and having more people able to be included." The theme of table-type conversation was spread See BRYCE page 3 4 president with experience Hoskins began his involvement with PSG as a senator nearly two years ago now. After being senator, he was elected into the vice president position and later moved into the acting president position after the previous president Jessica Diaz graduated. After the elections, Hoskins solidified his position as president. Hoskins was confident in his abilities for the position saying, "One of the main things 1 bring is experience...and 1 know the school a lot." By "knowing the school" Hoskins insured that he has focused on building relationships with other students, gaining a reputation as "really friendly" and someone whom students feel comfortable coming to with concerns. Diversity within the ranks Hoskins claims that his main motivation for running was that he believed it "brings hope to some [studentsJ See ELECTIONS page 3 "Punish a Muslim Da/' threat sparks concerns Campus leaders and students addresslettersandMa^ NAOMI DORNFELD Administrative response dornfO01 @rangers. uwp.edu In response to the announcement of a so-called "Punish a Muslim" day, campus administrators reminded students of UW-Parkside's commitment to inclusion and safety. Anonymous announcement Anonymous letters sent out to addresses all across England in early March proposed to set April 3rd 2018 as "Punish a Muslim Day". As awareness of these notes circulated on social media and the announcement was reported through various news media outlets, concerns spread throughout the country, eventually spreading across the Atlantic. The announcements sounded alarms to communities throughout the states. The ill-intentioned flyers sparked worries in many U.S. cities and campus communities, including UW-Parkside. The issue was addressed in an e-mail from the Office of the Dean of Students, informing students and staff that the University Police would be monitoring the day's events and instructed recipients to report any inappropriate actions or threats to the police immediately. The e-mail included a reminder to the campus community of the leadership's pledge to uphold a productive and inclusive space for academic development, stating that "UW-Parkside is committed to maintaining a learning environment that celebrates diverse knowledge and perspectives through the academic engagement of a diverse community. Be at Parkside #YouAreWelcomeHere COURTESY OF UW-PARKSDE #YouAreWelcomeHere is part of UW-Parkside's diversity campaign. We value all of our students, faculty among students throughout the and staff and the diversity of their cultures, thoughts, beliefs, and lifestyles." Although no other campuswide issuance was sent out regarding the issue, conversations continued week on the topic of discrimination, specifically Islamophobia. Student suggestions See THREATS page 3 INDEX Campus News 2-3 Police Blotter 3 Culture 4-5 Editorial Desk 6 Staff & Mission.. 6 Opinion 6 Bearly News 7 Sports 8 Third graders as UWP students aboui mammoths. See page 2 CULTURE John Oliver's book a hopping success. See page 4 OPINION Turning towards' ignorance: TPUSA. See page 6 BEARLY NEWS What do the stars say about you? See page / 2 CAMPUS NEWS The RANGER News April 18.2018 Questions about our news reports? Contact Austin Krieger, krieg004@ rangers.uwp.edu. Local Events April 18 Creativity-community commerce / Digital fabrication lab panel discussion I 4 p.m.-7p.m. I CAR T D113 Open House for our Digital Design and Fabrication Lab. We will fete the opening of our Digital Design and Fabrication Lab with a tour and demonstration of our new equipment. We will also have a panel discussion to talk about the process of designing the lab and new curriculum with Professors Trenton Baylor, Jody Sekas, and Carey Waters. Open house, reception, and panel discussion from 4 to 7 pm in D113. April 19 Emotional CPR Practitioner Certification Training I 8 a.m. - 5p.m. I UW- Parkside, Student CenterOak Room Emotional CPR (eCPR) is an educational program of the National Empowerment Center (NEC) and is designed to teach people to assist others through an emotional crisis by three simple steps: C=Connecting, P=emPowering, and R=Revitalizing. This two-day certification training is all inclusive and provides training, hands-on practice and coaching, eCPR workbook, and evaluation for certification. May 1 Graduation application deadline I all day Public Speaking night I 7 p.m. I Student Center Cinema For more info contact: Bonnie Peterson May 2 Sigma Tau Delta Induction Ceremony I 5 p.m .-7p.m. I Oak Room student center Sigma Tau Delta Induction: Keynote Address, and Welcome Reception Welcome Address by Chair of Department of Literatures and Languages; Keynote Speaker: Carly-Anne Ravnikar, Poet Laureate of Kenosha; Induction of New Members May 3 UW-Parkside Writers Conference I 8 a.m .-8p.m. I Stud ent Center, Oak Room May 4 Stewarding Resources: Financial Management 18 a.m.-3:30p.m. I UW-Parkside Tallent Hall Nonprofit financial management has unique elements that differentiate it from the business sector. In this module, you will gain an understanding of the principles of nonprofit financial management. Learn how to apply the fundamentals of accounting, budgeting processes, cash flow analysis, internal controls and audits. Identify the most important things that the Board and funders look for in your financial statements. Be equipped to use financial tools and reports to interpret information to make management decisions that lead to the long term sustainability of your organization. Corrections: In the last issue, we failed to mention the author of the DACA resolution passed by Parkside Student Government. The author of that resolution is Yoger Aguilar. Artist talks about latest "Them Boys" David Alekhuogie's multidisciplinary photography is now featured in the Fine Arts Gallery. COURTESY OF EVA STEINER David Alekhuogie (center) discusses and displays his work to his audience. KIARA FOX fox00034®rangers. uwp. edu David Alekhuogie's photography called "Them Boys" explores the bodies and states of (un)dress, as he exposes and subverts the meanings and mythologies that we ascribe to fashions and the bodies they simultaneously cloak and reveal. The photographs featured in this exhibition apply a type of printing called cyanotype, which uses salts and light to create a sort of "blueprint" of the piece. Who is he? Alekhuogie was born and raised from Los Angeles, California. He received his degrees from the School of Art Institute in Chicago and got his master at Yale in 2015. His work has been featured in The New Yorker, The New York Times and Time Magazine. Over the years, he has worked in photography, sculpture, video and much more. Influence and inspiration Alekhuogie's biggest influence was Hiroshi Sugimoto, who traveled the world taking photos of seas, horizons and landscapes. Alekhuogie says, "Landscape is a big part of what I do and what I practice and how I became interested in photography." He goes on to say that he " think[s] all of the work in this show is about landscape." With this in mind, "Them boys" features the body as a landscape, and Alekhougie claims that the series revolves around "thinking about the body as an arena where people are sort of enacting a kind of cultural theater. Like what I feel like we are going through in this present day." What now? Alekhuogie has been studying classic sculptures and this is due to growing up playing sports. He talks about how he imagined Michael Jordan as a kind of hero and a character "like in a play that is flattened against our cultural conversation about him." Alekhuogie sees the sculptures as another type of hero. "Them Boys" looks at the ideas of race, culture, and politics. Alekhuogie turns his experiences into works of art that make you question what can be considered a "landscape". From sagging pants with Tommy Hilfiger underwear to the Nike swoosh, "Them Boys" is a collection of artwork that stands out. Group of students build home over spring break Habitat for Humanity members traveled to Alabama to work on project KIARA FOX fox00034Grangers, uwp.edu While some students went on vacation over spring break and others caught up on homework, UW-Parkside's Habitat For Humanity went to Mobile, Alabama, to help build a home for a deserving family. The local chapter UW-Parkside's Habitat for Humanity is just one of the many chapters in the organization. The organization as a whole has a mission to serve communities by providing every man, woman and child with a decent, safe and affordable place to live, and UW-Parkside's Habitat for Humanity focuses on serving the people of Racine and Kenosha counties.They also help build and remodel homes and raise awareness for homelessness, poverty, and other specific needs in the community. The program According to Marley Uran, the President of UW-Parkside's Habitat for Humanity, "This program is not simply a free, give away house program. Families must help build their home or have family/friends help. In addition, they pay a mortgage on the home. However, the housing costs are significantly lower than an average house on the market thanks to volunteers and donors." Making a difference Fifteen students got the chance to make a difference nationally. For this project, UW-Parkside students worked on several aspects of housing structure, such as roofing, windows and doors. Not only did this work help communities in Mobile, but it could also help the local communities here in Racine and Kenosha. Uran said, "Students can bring back this knowledge into their own community to implement change." To join the team, contact Marley Uran at uran0001@rangers. uwp.edu. COURTESY OF UW-PARKSIDE'S HABITAT FOR HUMANITY Left to right; Grace Vorpahl, Holly Boyce and Marissa Menchaca working on the roof of the home they volunteered to help build in Alabama. Third graders seek answers about mammoths Bose Elementary students sent letter inquiries to anthropology students at UW-Parkside AUSTIN KRIEGER krieg004Grangers, uwp. edu Third grade students at Bose elementary school in Kenosha have been learning about mammoths and how scientists have been attempting to bring mammoths back through genetic engineering. Over 50 students from the third grade class wrote letters filled with questions about mammoths and what humanity would do if mammoths were brought back. Receiving the questions Dr. Gillogly, a professor in anthropology, received an email from the third grade teacher at Bose elementary who was hoping that some of their students could have their questions answered by real anthropologists. Dr. Gillogly then reached out to Nathan Gray, vice president of the anthropology club, and fellow students in the club to help respond to these letters. The anthropology club responded individually to the letters with the help of four students, Dr. Gillogly and Dr. Sasso of the anthropology department. The right people to ask Dr. Sasso often references mammoths in his archaeology courses, specifically a very well known mammoth excavation in Kenosha known as the Schaefer site. With the knowledge between the club's students and advisors, the letters were answered accurately about how mammoths lived during their time on Earth. Gray and the anthropology club hope that by answering these questions, it will help sustain these students' interests in fields such as anthropology and archaeology. The club hopes to pave the way for future students in the fields they are earning degrees in now. RANGER R ADIO The Top 5 most played albums during the week of April 8, on WIPZ 101.5 FM: 1. Talk Talk Talk - Carissa Johnson and the Cure Alls 2. Attention Seeker [EP] - Regrettes 3. We Can Live Here Forever - Barely Civil 4. I'll Be Your Girl - Decemberists 5. How To Socialise & Make Friends - Camp Cope WIPZ is looking for a Promotions Director who would help keep tabs on current ads as well as sell underwriting, and a Music Director for next academic year. If interested, please contact Daniel Dreckmann at dreck001@rangers.uwp.edu Download WIPZ's app called Tune-In and listen to their radio station at 101.5 FM. Listen online anywhere at anytime on wipz.org or check out their radio schedule and other cool information. April 18.2018 THE RANGER NEWS CAMPUS NEWS 3 Briefs Winners of Wisconsin's Spring Election TRAVIS NORTHERN north004Orangers. uwp. edu In Wisconsin's Spring General Election on April 3,2018. over 20,000 Kenosha County residents came out to the polls to vote for a Wisconsin Supreme Court Justice. County Supervisors and Alderpcrsons. Winning the 10-year term in the Justice seat was liberal candidate Rebecca Dallct over conservative candidate Michael Screnock. County Supervisor victors are as follows: William R. Grady. Terry W. Rose. Jeffery Gentz, Michael Goebel. David Celebre. Edward D. Kubicki. Dayvin MA. Hallmon. Zach Rodriguez. John J. O'Day, Andy Berg, Ronald J. Frederick. Gabe Nudo, John Franco. Boyd Frederick. Greg Retzlaff, Daniel Esposito. Jeff Warn bolt. Monica Yuhas. Mike Skalitzky. John Poole. Mark Nordigian. Erin Decker, and Dennis Elverman. Aldcrperson victors are as follows: Eric Haugaard. John Fox. Jan Michalski. Holly Kangas. Rocco J. LaMacchia Sr., Dave Paff. Patrick A. Juliana. Brace Fox. Keith W. Rosenberg. Anthony Kennedy. Stephanie L. Kemp. Mitchell Pedersen.Curt Wilson. Daniel L. Prozanski Jr.. Jack Rose. Dominic Ruffalo. and David F. Bogdala. Other winners include Jim K re user for County Executive and Jason A. Rossel for Circuit Court Judge Branch 2. China's One Child Policy Is Being Phased Out KRYSTALDOOGE (hofnOOeOrang9rs.uwp.edu On April 3. Dr. Fuxiam Yi. Senior Scientist from UW-Madison gave a presentation on China's one child policy. Yi discussed the history of the policy, changes made recently and what he foresees happening in the future. It has been a topic of controversy for decades. Yi has played a great part in repealing the One Child Policy. The policy was based on inaccurate research and the fear of a population explosion. In 2014. the Selected Two Child Policy was implemented in specific regions. In 2016. it converted to the Open Two Child Policy for the whole country. In March 2018. China dismantled the Family Planning Commission. BRYCE: Moving forward together throughout his message. Forward together Throughout his presentation. Bryce emphasized the importance of face-to-face interaction between groups with differing perspectives and backgrounds, promoting the importance of the American people moving forward together. Although vehement in his position to fight for the protection of immigrant youth and to stay true to the values iascribed on the Statue erf Liberty, Bryce made known his determinaXXJRTESY OF C8JA SCHULZ-PHOTOGRAPHY Students and community members gathered to speak with Randy Bryce. tion to represent the whole community. and not a singular faction of it. Campus community conversation After presenting his vision to address concerns about immigration in the U.S., Bryce opened the floor to receive questions from any in attendance. Members from the Racine community and longtime Latinos Unidos partners. League of United Latin American Citizens (LULAQ, campus leaders and student groups were present in discussion. Throughout the question and answer session, participants filled the room, eventually filling every seat with attentive and engaged conversation. The Vice President of Latinos Unidos and Parkside Student Government Senator, Yoger Agular. commented that what he would like to see. in the event that Bryce is elected . as congressman, is that be fulfills his promise to work as a representative of the whole community , with all the groups together and also that be pushes for the Clean Dream Act. Agular asserts that. "DREAMERS and DACA recipients deserve more rights: tbey deserve that pathway to take them to citizenship. For most of them, this is the only country that they know " After the meeting came to a close, students were invited to meet Bry ce and follow his campaign journey. THREATS: Exposes under discussed issues discussion on ways to confront the divisive and destructive nature of religious and racial discrimination. UW-Parkside student Mohamed Mursal commented, "We all know it's a problem. Why don't we talk about it more? One thing that could help the situation is if non-Muslims would begin to speak up about the issue to get people's attention. It would also be good to have open classes where people have the opportunity to actually learn about other religions to find out what the core of the beliefs are." Mursal suggests that more community conversation and educational opportunities would help dispel false notions about the Muslim religion and to build a stronger, more diverse community. Article editorial As disappointing as it is that "Punish a Muslim Day" is somehow a real topic of conversation, despite how utterly asinine the idea is on basically every level, it exposes otherwise under discussed issues of discrimination and can inspire groups and individuals to oppose it more directly. Every member of the campus community has the power to reject expressions of hate as intolerable or to allow them to permeate our culture. Let's be mindful of the space we create here and brave nonviolent confrontation of less-than inclusive words or actions in our classrooms, dorms, cafeterias and off-campus conversations. #YouAreWelcomeHere MUSLIM Aprii 2018 COURTESY OF OSBriHELGAZETTE VIA TWITTER A list of pro posed hate acts against Muslims was sent across England in Mar . ELECTIONS: PSG to become a resource for students especially a lot of [students) on campus of color." As of last semester, 80% of the positions in PSG senate were occupied by multicultural students. Hoskins hopes that his progression to president is "giving others the idea or motivation" to be successful in the face of adversity . The newly elected president ended with words of encouragement: "as most of the senate now is multicultural. it lets us know that if we can make this than ire at school, we can Music Outlet CO S - Vinyl DTD'S Of Kenosha SPECIAL ORDERS Wc con find OfHjTTrfrxj! Nil i ^ 10% Off Anything in the store with thb coiaxjn 1 A n make this change in the world " Preparing for the future PSG is also working on rebuilding their organization. Hoskins pointed out that many of the previous board members graduated the previous two semesters. Lemieux. the vice president elect, flourishes with off campus responsibilities such as staying in contact with representatives from the UW System. Hoskins believes this adds to the great dynamic the pair have in their positioos. Lemieux stated be would like to work to remove any "stigma built around PSG". including working together with other campus organizations to become resources for ERBERT & GERBERT'S Police Blotter April 5 DISORDERLY CONDUCT I MOLN Hall. 3:28 pm. Complain ant (Student) reports music playing while students studied . Officer took report. April 6 CHAPTER 51 (SELF COMMIT MENT) I Student Health. 11:28 am SHCC request officer, officer arrived to location. Student Self Chapter, student was then transported to Racinc Facility. AGENCY ASSIST I Tallent Hall. 3:28 pm. UWPPD officer requested to escort two student to meet DC! Agents April 7 911 HANG UP/OPEN LINE I Sports/Activity Center. 10:41 am. KSD reports 3 911 calls coming for campus location. UWPPD officer assisted, area checked, everything repotted okay. April 8 THEFT I Ra nger Hall. 7:34 pm. Complainant (Student) reports personal items were taken. Officer took report. Under Investigation. 653 8255 6217 22nd Ave one another. Additionally. Lemieux hopes to make student representation stronger within the UW System stating. "We have UW System President [Ray Cross) who has worked actively to undermine our ability as students to contribute to the decision making process of UW. 1 fed it is my duty as an active and informed student to stand up for shared governance and fight f<* UW students in any way 1 can." Lemieux. Hoskins and PSG hope to make both student government and UW-Parkside a more inclusive environment while working to collaborate with other student organizations to overcome issues for UW-Parkside students. Lemieux reiterates PSG's goals saying he hopes PSG can become "an org that will gather together campus leaders so that we can actually work together and become resources for one another. rather than as separate groups or individuals." April 10 TRAFFIC VIOLATION I University Drive. 10:25 am. Driver (Student) was ticketed for Speeding over posted limits. TRAFFIC VIOLATION I University Drive. 10:37 am. Driver (Student) was ticketed for Speeding over posted limits. TRAFFIC VIOLATION I University Drive. 10:53 am. Driver (Student) was ticketed for Speeding over posted limits. TRAFFIC VIOLATION I University Drive. 4:23 p.m. Driver (Student) was ticketed for Fail/Stop for Stop Sign. TRAFFIC VIOLATION - PROPERTY DAMAGE I Univ ersity Drive. 4:56 pm. Complainant (Non-Affiliate) reports accident with no injuries. Citation issued for Failure to Yield Right of Way Making Left Turn. TRAFFIC VIOLATION I Range r Lot. 10:34 pm. Driver (Student) was ticketed for Improper Display of Rates. Operating While Suspended A Possession or Use of Marijuana Driver was then transported to local jail on a Dept . Of Correction Hold illl POSSESSION OF MARIJUANA/ DRUG PARAPH I Pike River Suites. 6:03 pm. Anonymous complainant reports resident smoking marijuana Citation issued for Possession or Use of Marijuana 12 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT - HIT A RUN 112:20 pm. Witness reported seeing HA.R accident. Officer took report. TRAFFIC VIOLATION ICTH E (12th St). 7:29 pm. Driver (NonAffiliate) was ticketed for Proof of Insurance and giver Verbal Warning for Speeding over posted limit*. POSSESSION OF MARIJUANA/ DRUG PARAPH ! Ranger Hall. 9:39 pm. Hall Director request officer for smell of marijuana. Citation issued for Possession Or Use of Marijuana April April April 13 CHAPTER 51 (SELF COMMTIMENT). Pike R iv e r S u ite s. 2:23 am. Officer escorted female to hospital for Self Commit UWPPD Emergency: 262-595-2911 Non-emergency: 262-595-2455 April 18,2018 4 | CULTURE Children's book takes on Pence's anti-LGBT agenda "A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo" is a hopping success in the most adorable way possible COURTESY OF OFFICE OF THE VICE PRESIDENT Vice President Mike Pence (left) and his family pose with their pets, including Marlon Bundo the bunny (center). HOLLACEVILLARREAL villa068@rangers. uwp. edu On March 21 "s episode of "Last Week Tonight with John Oliver", the host of the show spent a portion of time discussing Vice President Mike Pence's views on LGBT rights. At the end of the show, he told the audience that Pence's pet bunny, Marlon Bundo, had a book written about him by one of Pence's daughters, which was hitting bookstores that week. However, John Oliver also had a book about the Bunny Of The United States (BOTUS) up his sleeve. A day to remember Written by Jill Twiss and illustrated by EG Keller, "A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo" was almost painfully cute as Marlon Bundo narrated his day, hopping through the gardens and falling in love with a neighboring boy bunny named Wesley. The bunnies hop together through the lawn, through the house, and through some "very boring meetings with very boring people." When they decided that they never wanted to hop with anyone else again, Marlon and Wesley decided to get married. The Stinkbug, an obvious caricature of Mike Pence, opposed the marriage. However, when they put the marriage to a vote with all of Marlon's animal friends and neighbors, their marriage won out. They were allowed to be married. Beautifully written The book is sincerely delightful, despite having been initially written as a joke. The use of repetition and rhythm work wonderfully and the illustrations are charming, with funny little details thrown in (such as a stinkbug emblazoned on The Stinkbug's podium). While this book was short, it has made an impact. The book is currently sold out on Amazon, with over 180,000 copies sold within 48 hours (Pence's book has sold 100,000 copies to date). The Audible version has a starstudded voice cast, consisting of Jim Parsons, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Jeff Garlin, Ellie Kemper, John Lithgow, Jack McBrayer and RuPaul. The book is restocked and currently for sale online, so be sure to pick up a copy, as all proceeds from "A Day in the Life of Marlon Bundo" are going to the Trevor Project and AIDS United. 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BENSON'S STUDENT POETRY PICKSidioms of the defect by Travis Northern infected redwoods begin with tainted burrowing roots advantage is a veiling wall cemented brick by brick to deter undesirables means justify abrupt ends as magnates tear pages from unfinished textbooks lithium keeps the demons at bay but they say one is needed to expose the other memoria melts in maelstroms as jagged needles drain idiosyncrasies from veins the human expense seems cheap as fuck advice emboldens philophobia yet true fear screams hey wait to the runaway train spirits live like flickering candles without fire they fade away Teaser art of the latest "Star Wars: Battlefront II." NEXTLEVEL GAMING ONLINE EVAN MACINTOSH macinO01 @rangers. uwp. edu Historically, the "Star Wars: Battlefront" games have been lauded for their large-scale ground and space battles with rather enjoyable game play. However, with this last installment in the series, "Battlefront II", there has been a lot of animosity and negative feelings floating around involving the series. Predominantly, it stems from EA and their inane comments defending the game and its, initially absurd, progression system which consequently ruined the loot system. Had EA not fumbled with this, the game would have been perceived in a far less negative light than it was. Mechanics The class system in this game is very reminiscent of many shooters today, in that there are several weapons to choose from and many bonuses to apply to one's character. This is well and good, but because of this, there can be some strange ambiguity within a given class and even between classes. In addition, certain aspects of the characters, namely the heroes, feel very coarse and insufficiently thought-out. Specifically, the lightsaber combat feels very rudimentary, as if the characters are without technique, swinging baseball bats. Had they gone back to their roots for this second "reboot," mirroring the iconic rigid classes and refined mechanics of the other games, I would have had significantly less problems with the way the classes play as it would have made the multiplayer more entertaining Atmosphere One thing about this game that is much more solid and pleasing than the other parts is the visual and audio elements. If there is one facet of "Battlefront II" that captures the magic of "Star Wars", it is the game's blend of music and sound design. The music, while not composed by John Williams, is still a sound track that most certainly belongs in a piece of "Star Wars" media. The sounds of the blasters, soldiers, environments and vehicles are undoubtedly reminiscent of "Star Wars" as well. This is a boon because they are the most significant pieces of the game's world. Without a doubt, the game's loyal atmosphere COURTESY OF BAGOGAMES VIA FLICKR is the single biggest contribution to my final score for this game. Entertainment value While this is a "Battlefront" title, it feels too much like a "Battlefield" title, another franchise by the developer DICE. While the pacing of the action is nice, the frustration that can arise from an opposing player having a blatantly better weapon/upgrade is quite prominent. Many of my game play sessions lasted less than half an hour; I needed to take breaks because the competitive balancing is so awful. This infuriating multiplayer experience and brief, weak single-player campaign blend into a piece of failed entertainment that I cannot recommend. Overall Score: 47/100 Next Level Gaming Online (NLGO) is an online magazine and podcast, centered on the gaming industry. NLGO covers video games, tabletop games, hardware, software, internet news, and anything techrelated. For full reviews and more game news, visit their website at nlgo.net. April 18,2018 THE RANGER NEWS CULTURE | 5 From Robin Williams to "The Rock" ROSEMARY SCHWEITZER schwe035@rangers.uwp.edu As someone who grew up watching and rewatching "Jumanji", I was cautiously optimistic at the thought of a reboot, because in recent years, film and TV have not had a stellar record in the reboot department. Granted, when revamping old favorites, it is impossible to satisfy everyone, but one surefire way keep fans of the original happy is to keep what made the original good while adding a fresh spin. In the beginning, there was a board game The original "Jumanji", released in 1995 and starring the genius that was Robin Williams, introduced audiences to a vague and dangerous world hidden inside of a seemingly innocent board game. However, those drawn in by the pounding of drums soon realized that Jumanji itself is not so harmless. Complete with killer mosquitos, African bats and the looming threat of being sucked into the game itself, "Jumanji" was a thrill ride for the ages. That being said, I have a feeling that a heavy cloud of nostalgia may be influencing my opinions, to a point. At its core "Jumanji" was about finding your inner strength, learning to trust the people around you and finishing what you start—and yes 1 might be reaching here, but just go with me for a minute. Assuming 1 am not over-romanticizing one of my favorite childhood movies, and there really were deeper themes of self-realization, it is time to see how well the 2017 reboot stands up. Was it lost in translation? The first point to evaluate would be the plot. The original movie was not too heavy on plot, which was to finish the game. The reboot expands this by turning Jumanji into a video game and giving it a rough story about retrieving a powerful jewel. Giving the game an actual story and setting opens up the possibilities of extended universes and future sequels, though I t hink perpetuating the "Jumanji" franchise could have "Final Destination"-like effects. The second point would be the characters. In the original, the relationships between characters start off shaky and become more cemented as they help each other survive. "Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle" followed the same principle, only the characters were all the same age and had a basic knowledge of each other before the game began. Their personalities, while relatively r 1 ' - w > i l # > 1 1 & .i »' *1 1 f . COURTESY OF WWW.SPACE.CA Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson in the most recent "Jumanji 2" generic and stereotypical for teenagers, were fleshed out well enough, and this made their being trapped in adult bodies rather amusing. The chemistry between actors was fluid and each had their own funny quirks, but by far, the best performance had to be from Jack Black. I'm sure it is not the easiest thing to play a teenage, technologyobsessed girl trapped in an overweight man's body, but if anyone can do it, high-pitched voice and all, it is Jack Black. It was also funny to see Kevin Hart and Dwayne Johnson almost making fun of themselves and the types of characters they would normally play. Most notably when Johnson, as Smolder Bravestone constantly flinches away from danger and makes use of his smolder, or when Hart as Franklin "Mouse" Finbar constantly complains about his short stature. The delicate reboot balance My final note for the time being would be the references to the original film. Reboots and sequels walk a fine line between paying tribute, blatantly copying and totally diverging from the source material. The 2016 "Ghostbusters" simply recycled the first film's plot and added in some new jokes, making it predictable and a little disappointing. The 2016 "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" abandoned the original show's style and went for explosions over the ninja-like stealth. But "Jumanji: Welcome to the Jungle", in my personal opinion, managed to walk the line well, paying homage while still keeping it fresh. This Week In History: PEIlANP PET$MAKBllFE tiring today! The Titanic: A Tragedy at Sea RORY LARSON Iarso066@rangers. uwp. edu The sinking of the Titanic is one of the most famous shipwrecks in history, occurring early in the morning of April 15,1912, and resulting in over 1,500 deaths due to improper safety regulations. The Titanic's construction lasted two full years, spanning from 1909 to 1911, and was heralded as the most advanced ship to date, a true luxury vessel. It contained new technology, such as watertight bulkhead compartments, and could carry nearly 2,500 passengers each trip with almost 900 crew members. So what went wrong? Departure The Titanic departed from Southampton, England, on April 10,1912. It was set to make several stops along the way to its destination of New York and was all the buzz, being the largest ship ever built. Many of those aboard the Titanic were wealthy elites, officials and celebrities, though out of the three classes, the third class passengers made up the bulk of the riders, totalling over 700. When it departed, the number of souls on board, crew included, was about 2,240. Spotting the ice The first three days of the voyage were calm and presented little problems. It was not until April 14 that the Titanic crew began to receive reports about ice from nearby ships. Around 11:30, out of the fog, the crew spotted a large iceberg and sounded the alarms. The ship made a quick turn, and to the passengers on the deck, it appeared that the danger had been narrowly avoided. Unfortunately, beneath the surface of the water, the Questions about our culture articles? Contact Hollace Villarreal. villa068@rangers.uwp.edu. Culture Events iceberg had caused a nearly 300-foot wide slash below the waterline of the ship.When the captain and crew went to investigate the damage and saw what had happened, evacuation began. Evacuation was haphazard and poorly planned. There were 16 lifeboats and four inflatables on the ship, which could only carry 1,100 passengers if loaded to full capacity, which was far less than the number of passengers on the ship. Despite it being woefully inadequate, this did surpass British safety requirements at the time. The first lifeboat was lowered with a mere 28 people out of the 65 it was designed to fit and multiple boats after also faced similar capacity problems. The captain estimated that the boat would only stay afloat one and a half hours maximum, but luckily for those on board, it floated for three. Safety Hazards The Titanic's state-of-the-art watertight bulkheads were faulty, as the walls that separate compartments from one another were only a few feet above water level, meaning that if the ship tipped, water would pour over the top of one wall and into the next compartment. The front of the ship became unbalanced when this exact scenario occurred and began to sink faster than the rest of the ship. At 2:20 am, the ship finally sank with some crew still left aboard and many of the lower class passengers having never escaped to the lifeboats. When those who had escaped to the lifeboats were rescued, only 705 survived. The Titanic serves as a sad reminder of human error and the importance of safety standards and regulations. April 18 Creativity Digital Fabrication Lab Panel Discussion I 4 p.m. I Ap ril 18 I CART D113 Open House for our Digital Design and Fabrication Lab. We will fete the opening of our Digital Design and Fabrication Lab with a tour and demonstration of our new equipment. We will also have a panel discussion to talk about the process of designing the lab and new curriculum with Professors Trenton Baylor, Jody Sekas, and Carey Waters. Open house, reception, and panel discussion from 4 to 7 pm in D113. @ The Rita: Bradford High School Bands I 7 p.m. I April 18 I Bedford Concert Hall Bradford High School bands perform at Parkside! April 19 Concert: Parkside Range I 7 pjn. I April 19 I Ma in Stage Theater Parkside Range is a contemporary a cappella group, mastering songs from popular genres. Audiences of Parkside Range experience fresh, quality entertainment. April 20 Parkside Unites: No Place For Hate I 9 a.m. I April 20 I M id. Main Place By coming together in the Parkside Unites: No Place for Hate March, we show that UW-Parkside will continue to be a university that stands behind our hallmark of inclusion and respect. We are and continue to be a campus where all voices, all identities, and all values are welcome and treated with dignity and respect. It is on all of us to build the community we want to see. The event will begin with a sign making opportunity at 9 a.m. in Midmain place. Supplies will be provided. The march will begin at 10 a.m. and will conclude with a rally at the Student Center Terrace around 10:30 a.m. The Rally will open with several speeches. After these speeches there will be an open forum during which anyone may speak. If the weather is poor, then the march will take place in doors. Eurydice I 7 pjn. I April 20 I Bla ck Box Theater On the day Eurydice is to marry her true love, a tragic misstep sends her plummeting to the Underworld. Memories are forbidden, but an unexpected reunion with her father awakens Eurydice's mind to the love she felt in life. When Orpheus braves the gates of hell to find her, Eurydice must decide whether to remain with her father or return to her Earthly love. The timeless myth of a love that transcends death is retold from the heroine's perspective using a lyric mix of the mythic and the modern. April 21 Eurydice 17 pan. I April 211 Black Box Theater April 27 Eurydice 110 ajn. I April 27 1 Black Box Theater Eurydice I 7 pan. I April 27 I Bla ck Box Theater Foreign Film Series- Toni Erdmann I 7:30 pan. I Ap ril 27 I Pa rkside Student Center Cinema I 6 I OPINION THE RANGER NEWS The views and opinions expressed in these articles are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official views or opinions U.S. response to Syrian chemical attacks could be disastrous Last year, following a similar chemical attack in Syria, Trump ordered a series of cruise missile strikes against Assad's forces but did so without warning; however, Trump seems more hesitant to retaliate this time around. Three days after denouncing Assad and his allies, Trump wrote, "Never said when an attack on Syria would take place. Could be very soon or not so soon at all!" on Twitter. "Not so soon at all" seems to suggest that a response may never occur. of The Ranger News. Turning to ignorance: TPUSA Parkside s newest student org has suspect origins RORY LARSON Iarso066@rangers. uwp. edu Turning Point USA is a college conservative group with over 1,000 chapters across our nation, and it is dedicated to educating young conservatives about fiscal responsibility, free markets and limited government. They are known for pulling interesting stunts on campuses to promote their organization, but not without some good old incendiary actions to cause a bit of controversy. They claim to promote free speech and have posters that read things like "Socialism: ideas so good they have to be mandatory ""Taxation is theft" and "The Real Free Speech Zone", paired with images such as police officers with batons about to attack a citizen,. The organization has been under fire multiple times in the past for illegal campaign activity and racial bias and have their very own "Professor Watch List", which consists of professors who disagree with conservatives. It sounds like something HUAC would have done in the 1930's Red Scare. As of recently, we have gotten our very own chapter of this organization at UW-Parkside. I would like to start by saying that I do enjoy the idea of free speech and the free speech ball on campus was a lovely idea. I participated by writing "respect should be the default" on it. When I was asked about what I had wrote on the ball by a fellow classmate, the first thing to come out of his mouth in response was "No. Respect should be earned." I was somewhat baffled that his response to my opinion was "no", so I explained why I believe respect ought to be the default and could be lost. He responded by telling me that he wrote on the ball that "life was hard and people needed to get over it". I was at a loss for words as I walked away, nearly late to class. On my journey back to class, I was somewhat stumped. As an organization that promotes free speech, why did this person not understand what free speech was and that I was entitled to my opinion about respect? Why did he tell me "no"? This is an example of how now, and in the past, this person has thought of free speech as something only he is entitled to, criticising and policing everyone else's opinions. This demonstration fell flat in the regard of educating people such as this classmate. He used the ball to argue other people's opinions, not respect them. I will admit I do lean left, but TPUSA is yet another disheartening disappointment of an organization that could actually lend some legitimacy to the conservative movement. Obviously, their reputation precedes them from protesting safe spaces with a grown man wearing a diaper, to having one of their own members of color expose them for internal racism. If TPUSA cannot educate college students on the simple principle of what free speech means, how do they expect to educate anyone about the values of being conservative? I'd like to welcome our own chapter of TPUSA to the campus but warn them: be cautious in the way you proceed with your education because plenty of chapters in other schools have left a lot to be desired and made a mockery of your organization. I hope you can do better. Rory Larson is a senior majoring in history. The Conservative Ranger Governor Scott Walker's accomplishments Questions about opinions, editorials? Contact Ethan Costello, mitoOl 2@ran>>ers.uwp.edu. JIMMY GRAHAM graha028@rangers. uwp. edu In October of 2017, Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker announced that he would be running for a third term. During his first two terms, Governor Walker has achieved much. From historically low unemployment to freezing college tuition, the governor has greatly impacted the state of Wisconsin for the better. Under Scott Walker's leadership, Wisconsin has achieved 2.9 percent unemployment, the lowest in the state's history. The last time the state unemployment was nearly that low was in 1999 under Republican Governor Tommy Thompson. Also, according to the Bureau of Labor Statistics, Wisconsin is ranked number six out of all 50 states for lowest unemployment. In 2014, under Governor Walker, the bottom state income tax rate was lowered from 4.4 percent to 4.0 percent. This adjustment has help put more money into the pockets of many Wisconsin residents. The Governor has also tried to help lower taxes for individuals by softening the marriage penalty. Before Walker, the marriage penalty made it so that individuals who filed their taxes jointly ended up paying more in taxes than they would have if they filed independently. Along with lower income taxes, many corporations and businesses have benefitted from manufacturing and agricultural tax credit benefits under Scott Walker. These benefits have helped businesses expand and have helped in creating jobs. Currently, Scott Walker's administration has put more money into K-12 education than ever before. An extra $200 has been put forth for every student, and an additional $204 increase per student is planned for this coming year. As a result, Wisconsin's ACT scores are some of the highest in the country. On top of that, Wisconsin's graduation rate is one of the best in the country. One the biggest things the Governor has done that has impacted college students is freezing college tuition for all undergraduate students. For the past six years, tuition has been frozen in Wisconsin. This freeze has helped make college more affordable for many students. Along with the tuition freeze, Wisconsin's government is also working with financial institutions to help college graduates refinance their student loans. The aforementioned actions are only a few of Scott Walker's accomplishments. I am in support of what the Governor has done in Wisconsin. Personally, I will support the Governor in the 2018 election. Also, I would encourage anyone who likes the direction our state is going in to also vote for the governor in the upcoming election. Jimmy Graham is a sophomore majoring in business management and is political director of College Republicans. JOSEPH CANNING canniO01 @rangers, uwp.edu A probable chemical attack was carried out in Syria by President Assad's forces last Saturday, April 7, in the city of Douma. That city has seen much violence since the beginning of Syria's still-ongoing civil war in 2011, but the apparent chemical attack has brought unprecedented brutality to Douma. Chemical weapons are banned by the Chemical Weapons Convention; Syria is ostensibly part of that convention, yet it continues to use chemical weapons. The President talks back The Syrian government's actions have garnered international condemnation. U.S. President Donald Trump took to Twitter to voice his ire, claiming "President Putin, Russia, and Iran are responsible for backing Animal Assad" and also threatening that they would have a "big price to pay." He has suggested that price may be more cruise missile attacks. The implications of action Taking no military action at all for the attack is certainly the best option. There is no reason to believe another volley of cruise missiles will persuade Assad any more than the last time the U.S. did it, and there is reason to believe that a stronger response—whatever that may entail— could put US forces in direct combat against Russian and Iranian troops. Further deterioration of relations COURTESY OF EN.KREMLIN.RU President Assad is accused by the U.S. of using chemical weapons against his own people and tensions between U.S. aliies and Russian allies is rising. Community Connections: Take pride in LGBTQ resources KRYSTAL DODGE thorn008@rangers. uwp. edu There are many resources available for Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender Queer (LGBTQ) students on campus and in the community. UW-Parkside has strived to be a safe place. Attitudes have gotten better towards LGBTQ students, but there is still room for improvement. UW-Parkside has a LGBTQ Resource Center on campus in Wyllie Hall. The mission statement says, "The mission of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside LGBTQ Resource Center is to provide a safe, inclusive, and comfortable environment on campus for LGBTQ and Allied students, faculty, staff, and community." It has books, movies, and informational material available. The center also hosts things like Queer Thanksgiving, Safe Zone Training, Lavender Celebration—which honors graduating members of the LGBTQ community— and educational events. Safe Zone Training was created to reduce homophobia and heterosexism on campus. It is a series of training totaling approximately 4.5 hours. This training is a great way for faculty, staff and students leaders to show their support of the LGBTQ community. They are currently working on training dates for the Fall 2018 semester. In addition to the LGBTQ Resource Center, Rainbow Alliance is a studentlead organization that advocates for supporting and educating about those whose sexuality, gender, romantic orientation and/ or gender expression does not conform to traditional norms. They provide educational events as well as social events. The meetings are every Wednesday at noon in the LGBTQ Resource Center. with either state could mean disaster for the U.S. and the world. Defense Secretary Jim Mattis spoke on April 12 in the Pentagon, attempting to temper Trump's words and calling for more deliberation on how and why the U.S. should respond. About the U.S.'s strategy in Syria, he stated that the they were trying to "stop the murder of innocent people, but on a strategic level it's how do we keep this from escalating out of control." Mattis is referring to the tensions between the U.S. and Syria's allies, Iran and Russia. An uncertain future Mattis has had a long military career and was a major general in the Iraq War, so his advice is informed by much experience. The world is in a dangerous order. Trump even wrote on Twitter, "Our relationship with Russia is worse now than it has ever been, and that includes the Cold War." Trump is trying to say the right thing, but his knowledge of recent history is clearly lacking—the two nations' discourse has grown increasingly accusatory, but they are hardly aiming ICBMs at each other. As US military officials are attempting to reverse (or at least delay) Trump's military response, it is becoming less clear what that response may look like or if it may arrive at all. The UK and France too are weighing military action. One can only hope the West's leaders tread lightly in Syria. Joseph Canning is a junior majoring in computer science. Editor's note: this piece was written before President Trump ordered missiles to strike alleged chemical factories in Syria in retaliation. LGBT of Southeastern (SE) Wisconsin is based out of Racine. They offer support groups and crisis services. As resources are available, they help with transportation, medical, senior, financial, pet, hotel, realty and more. Their address is 1456 Junction Ave Racine. Their number is (262) 664-4100. The hours of operation are Monday through Friday 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Saturdays 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. There is a whole list of hotlines available on the LGBT of SE Wisconsin page. Here are a few hotline numbers: LGBT National Hotline is 1-888-843-4564, Runaway Safeline is 1-800-786-2929 and Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 1-800-273-8255. There are even more resources held at Howard Brown Health in Chicago, Illinois, which is a trans and gender non-conforming health facility. The address is 4025 North Sheridan Road, Chicago, IL. The phone number is 773-388-1600. Their cost is on a sliding scale based on income. They offer hormone administering and monitoring, Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV) and Sexually Transmitted Infection (ST1) testing, specialized HIV medical care, breast cancer screens, gynecological care and pharmacy services. According to Howard Brown health, "We offer programs that address the unique barriers faced by trans and gender non-conforming client." There is a strong community out there with many resources. In the words of George Takei, "We should indeed keep calm in the face of difference and live our lives in a state of inclusion and wonder at the diversity of humanity." Krystal Dodge is a junior majoring in psychology. The Ranger News 900 WOOD ROAD KENOSHA, Wl 53141 rangernews@uwp.edu The Ranger News strives to inform, educate and engage the UW-Parkside community by publishing well-written, accurate student journalism on a bi-weekly basis, as well as online. Editor-in-Chief ETHAN COSTELLO costeO 12@ rangers. uwp.edu Deputy Editor AUSTIN KRIEGER krieg004@rangers.uwp.edu Campus News Editor VACANT Culture Editor HOLLACE VILLARREAL villa068@rangers. uwp. edu Sports Editor VACANT Design and Layout Editor ANDRE PEREZ perez 103@rangers. uwp.edu Managing Copyeditor ALYSSA GOROSKl gorosO01 @ rangers, uwp.edu Social Media Rep KATHRYN SINGER singeOI 5@rangers. uwp.edu Business Manager AMY SCHUSTER schusO 7 0@rangers. uwp. edu Media Group Advisers DEAN KARPOWICZ karpowicz@uwp. edu April 18,2018 BEARLY NEWS Volume 3 I Issue 5 | 7 BEARLY NEWS! Bearly News" is not real news. In fact, you could say it is unreal news. Really, it Is real unreal news. Please, bear with us here. Ranger Bear's latest victim HOLLACE V1LLARREAL villa068@rangers. uwp. edu When we last left off, this Bearly News reporter was trapped, along with our Private Eye, T. Ruxpin, inside the basement of Ranger Bear's den. We had just recognized missing students scattered across his walls. Then, we stared deep into Ranger Bear's mouth, into the eyes of a trapped individual. "There's someone trapped inside Ranger Bear," T. Ruxpin told the Bearly News in hushed tones as we hid behind a couch, "We need to free them." The Bearly News reminded T. Ruxpin that we are a media organization and that we do not get into the affairs that we report on, as that would create a bias and a moral grey area. T. Ruxpin made no comment and slowly crept closer to the beloved mascot. Ranger Bear was moving through the house-cave, tilting his head upwards as if he were sniffing the air. T. Ruxpin froze. This reporter leaned up to snap a picture of the bear in action, but was tackled to the ground by T. Ruxpin, rendering the photograph useless. "Do you want to get us killed?" T. Ruxpin asked, his voice a low hiss. This reporter could not answer, as this is not an opinion piece. Ranger Bear sniffing out his prey: us. Ranger Bear seemed to have been alerted by the noise and the flash. He stomped over to us, dirt from the floor shaking with every step. T. Ruxpin and this reporter held our breath, trying to hide. It was futile. Ranger Bear stood in front of us, glaring down behind his sewn-on eyes. "Who are you?" The Bearly News asked, holding up a recorder to the Bear. All we received is an COURTESY OF THE ARCHIVIST audio recording of heavy breathing. However, he did take off his mask to reveal: The face of Ranger Bear Professor Carpwitz, the advising professor for The Bearly News and "Feralglow", the school's literary magazine. "Is this why you've been missing meetings?" The Bearly News asked, shaky hand holding out the recording device. The professor did not speak, but instead turned to T. Ruxpin. "You've shown school spirit," Ranger Bear said. The Bearly News would like to disclaim that, though we now knew that Professor Carpwitz was inside the suit, he still did not move his mouth to speak. The voice seemed to be coming from the head of the costume, held out in the professor's hands. The Bearly News would also like to point out the extraordinary school spirit that T. Ruxpin had displayed in the past, including going to a sports game once a semester, attending an after-class activity once a month, and going to the Bridge for free food every day at noon. In more recent times, he happened to be wearing a Parkside hoodie on School Spirit Day. By all accounts, he was wild about our fine institution. A new Ranger Bear "You have been granted the honor of becoming Ranger Bear," Ranger Bear said, lowering the head onto the shocked T. Ruxpin. This reporter took this distracted opportunity to run to the bedroom, locking the door. Hopefully the editor of the Bearly News can receive this, and the artists rendition of the bear I have included, in time for help to arrive. April Fool's: Seniors play Easter prank on local twerps T."ll E G | G rQQ s Q r e t /Q I E D T E r N E: 0 50| T m loB m tjQ T himself. The serial trespasser took time out of his schedule to pander to some ungrateful gremlins, but he had no idea that he would never arrive at his destination. The Biology Club tried to identify the rabbit's trail based on DNA tests from melted marshmallows and crushed eggshells. The Psychology Club looked to examine the mentality of suspected seniors. Campus police looked for anything they could to incriminate specific students and find that glorified mascot, yet their search was Peepless. Even T. Ruxpin—a famous PI working on campus—failed to turn up any evidence. In fact, no one has heard from him in several weeks. This must indicate that the search for Ranger Bear is going swimmingly. With the faltering of the search, it appears that the whining munchkins of southern Wisconsin have finally been dealt justice by a group of anonymous vigilantes. Easter turned out to be an April Fools' joke all along and has now been cancelled for all eternity. Maybe now the children will finally grow up, get adult jobs, and quit being entitled snowflakes already. From the secret prison of the Easter bunny, this has been the Bearly News. The Astrological Ranger: TRAVIS NORTHERN north004@rangers. uwp. edu Aquarius You will read a newspaper today. Bam. See what 1 did there? Magic. Pisces The last meal you ate was laced with rat poison. Get to the nearest toilet and regurgitate it as fast as you can. Aries Remember: skip class, and you will not pass. Attend class, and have an existential crisis about the dwindling number of high-paying jobs in your field. Taurus You will win the lottery this year. The only catch is that you must hunt down every other ticket holder and give them a firm "talk". Gemini Soon. Cancer The FBI is watching you right now through this very paper. Yes, you. Smile for the cameras! Leo You are feeling particularly charitable today. So charitable, in fact, that you will donate your life's savings to the Bearly News. Virgo Your new spirit animal is the Canadian Goose. Have fun carrying that shame with you for all eternity. Libra If you do not start driving to a zoo in the next thirty seconds, the ghost of Harambe will kidnap your firstborn child. Scorpio Make the most of your life today. Read a book. Sing a song. Give a hug. Run a marathon. Wrestle a luchador. Befriend a mountain. Eat a forklift. The possibilities are endless. Sagittarius As of today, you will now be haunted by the ghost of a frog named Cletus. You will scream at Cletus in anguish, but his sole retort is a croak, for he is a frog. Capricorn You should be optimistic, Capricorn! You still have eleven and a half years to live before you are brutally murdered in a Las Vegas alleyway. mm eiun The Joke The Easter bunny's private heliCOURTESY OF AN ANONYMOUS JERKcopter was This letter was found in the Chancellor's mailbox. expected to land on the mmd TRAVIS NORTHERN north004@rangers. uwp.edu There are plenty of this people in this world deserving of punishment. However, none of them are more deserving than children. Their rampant freeloading and perpetual laziness have gone on long enough, and a legion of heroic UW-Parkside seniors have gotten the sweetest revenge. An Easter event was planned this year on the first of April, which is conveniently the most maniacal holiday in existence (excluding Thanksgiving, of course, since nothing is more cruel than being forced to interact with your family). The children were set to have brunch with none other than the Easter bunny top of the RITA on that fateful morning, but instead, an anonymous note arrived in Chancellor Ford's mailbox (picture enclosed). Word spread quickly of the celebrity disappearance. Brats across the country begged their parents for chocolate, but the banshees wailed in vain. The egg-hiding nincompoop was out of the picture, and the kidnapping became the most ambitious April Fools' day prank in recent memory. The Fallout After faculty were forced to turn a horde of sniveling scamps away from UW-Parkside's doors, an investigation began. Drawing contest! instructions: Step 1. Draw a picture according to the prompt. But remember, you're an artist. Everything is up for interpretation. Step 2. Write your name and contact info below. Step 3. Cut out and drop into the drawing box outside our Office (LftH'A Student Center). Submissions will be considered for print in our next print issue. i Draw us a picture of your tombstone after finals claim your life! Send it in to be featured in our next issue! Name Email/Phone: 8 | SPORTS THE RANGER NEWS April 18 2018 Sramek, Bittenbender help lead Rangers to split - • —-— ... - - - • i• i i I——m ! ftr*"*" '. ROMEOVILLE, Wis. - Behind a pair of good games from Nick Sramek and Troy Bittenbender, the Parkside baseball team earned a split of Lewis on the road Saturday afternoon. The Rangers won a thrilling game one 7-6 but dropped game two 9-3. Game one was a rollercoaster with four lead changes, including a go-ahead run in the top of the ninth inning for Parkside. The Green & White started hot, scoring a run in the first inning off a Domenic Hammudeh RBI single to left center to make it 1-0. In the top of the third inning, the Rangers capitalized a Lewis mistake, as Bittenbender laid down a sacrifice bunt and Sramek came in to score on an error. Later in the inning, Paul Weise hit an RBI single that score Bittenbender to make it 3-0. Lewis bounced back to take the lead in the bottom of the third inning, scoring four runs as the first four batters reached in the inning. Parkside didn't stay down long, with an RBI double by Sramek and an RBI single by Bittenbender to take the lead right back in the top of the fourth inning. The Rangers tallied another run in the top of the seventh inning off a Hunter Weddel RBI single, making it 6-4. Lewis was able to tie it up at 6-6 in the bottom of the seventh, forcing the game into extras. Parkside got three straight two-out singles from Bittenbender, Hammudeh and Max Widmar (RBI) COURTESY OF UW-PARKSIDE ATHLETICS Troy Bittenbender (34) at bat, assisted Rangers in game against Lewis. to take a 7-6 lead they would hold on to. Nicholas Rana pitched the first 7.0 innings and came away with the no decision while Weddel came in to earn the win, throwing the last 2.0 innings perfect with a strikeout on just 15 pitches. Offensively, the team pounded out 15 hits in game one, as Bittenbender had a huge game going 4-for-4 with three runs and a triple. Sramek finished 3-for-5 with three runs in the leadoff spot and Lane Ochs went 2-for-4. In game two, Lewis had a pair of big innings to jump out to a 9-0 lead after four. The Rangers battled back, scoring a pair in the top of the fifth off a Widmar two-run double and another run in the sixth thanks to Hammudeh getting hit by a pitch with the bases loaded. Sramek and Bittenbender again had good games, going 2-for-4 and 2-for-3 respectively. After the starter Jarrett Rossiano, Conner Lowman and Isaac Lawler pitched the final 2.2 innings scoreless with Lawler not allowing a hit in 2.0 innings. The Rangers will stay on the road next weekend, battling IllinoisSpringfield in a four-game series on April 21 and 22. Oak Creek's Jazmine Neal signs with Parkside volleyball - X < I.IV, of j - I * v ^20i§) ranSKRS [ ' '• Aliverti's walk-off single helps softball to fourth straight split mm i ).»!• < iff-4 :, Wi> | ( )..!• < m-H- Hlfdt b< COURTESY OF UW-PARKSIDE ATHLETICS An excellent student and athlete, Jazmine Neal will join the Rangers in the fall. VIA UW-PARKSIDE ATHLETICS local student-athlete play at Parkside SOMERS, Wis. - Parkside volleyball and head coach Leigh Barea have announced the signing of Jazmine Neal to the team starting in Fall of 2018. Neal will join other signees Jessie Bradshaw, Yiannoula Kirimis, and Alivia Marks. "Jazmine will be a great addition to our team next year," Barea said. "She brings athleticism and potential and is a great all-around person. We're excited to have another top and join the Ranger family.' Neal, a 5' 11 right side hitter from Oak Creek, Wis., helped her team to become Regional Champions and Conference Champions in 2017. She was named First Team All-Conference and Team MVP as a senior and second team as a junior while leading the team in blocks both years. Neal has made the honor roll in every semester in high school and was named the Kiwanis Student of the Year for 2017-18. *s ^mmmmmmmrnrnrn COURTESY OF UW-PARKSIDE ATHLETICS Megan Aliverti (21), the Rangers catcher, hit a point-scoring line drive. QU1NCY, 111. - The Parkside softball team earned its fourth straight split this season on the road at Quincy, as the Hawks won game one 3-1 with the Rangers taking game two 4-3 behind a walkoff single by Megan Aliverti in extra innings. Game one was a pitching duel, as the Rangers were limited to six hits and Allison Hausl gave up just seven to Quincy. The Hawks plated a run in the top of the first inning to grab an early lead and the Rangers responded with a run in the bottom of the third inning off an Aliverti RBI single that MILWAUKEE BUCKS PRESENTED BY PROGRAM Lir > TO JOIN VISIT = isk. JBUCKSCOM ISTUDENTBIISH $10 J^ABKkWenf Rush Program & get notified of sgeciapstudent tickehpricing for every Bucks home game! I'AR-IVTEF.U sri OfM IICKEI I'tiK iW, per game ort on ticket availability scored Jessica Shields, but that was all Parkside's offense could muster up in game one. Quincy scored the go-ahead run in the top of the fourth inning and added an insurance run in the top of the sixth. Morgan Sikon went 2-for-4 while Aliverti went l-for-4 with an RBI and Kellie Fenza went l-for-4 with a stolen base. In game two, Aliverti ripped a line drive to center field that scored Hausl to give the Rangers the win in the bottom of the eighth inning. Because the game was supposed to played at Parkside, the Rangers had the benefit of being the home team. Parkside pounded out 13 hits in game two, with four players finishing with multiple hits on the day. Sikon went 3-for-4 with a double, Danielle Crockett went 2-for-4 with a run, Adrien Hall hit a pair of doubles and drove in a run and Hausl went 2-for-3 with a pair of runs. Fenza and Shields, who is the conference leader in stolen bases, each stole a base in both games. Per usual, freshman Alyssa Hrncar pitched the complete game to earn the win and improve to 12-6 this season. She allowed eight hits and just three runs with a pair of strikeouts. It was her 17th complete game of the season. Sports Standings NCAA Div II GLVC E ast cenf Div "total Streak 2018 Softball 1. Illinois Springfield 2. Indianapolis 3. McKendree 2018 Baseball 1. Illinois Springfield 2. Bellarmine 3. Southern Indiana 2018 Wrestling 1. Mckendree (5) 2. UW-Parkslde (2) 3. 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