65 10 1184 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/09cbfda0e67bc54cc7ab23a14d6d9860.pdf ef05aff9fd71fe1e17b3f41e10a5655b Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 6 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Finer points of Parkside presented to UW Board of Regents Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday. Oct. 13. 1988 ~~~ tUJ~~~~~~~uW (Q)[F w~~~(Q)~~~[N]o[plffi\[g1~~~[Q)~ Finer points of Parkside presented . PSGA elections to to UW Board of Regents , be held next week By Scott Singer On Friday, October 7,. the JlO&i:d of Regents of the Unf- nrslIY of Wisconsin System mel at Parkside. Two com- IIIlUees,the Education corn- IIIlUeeand the Business and FlDaIlceCommittee, first met jolntlyand then dispersed Into separate groups. In the education group, many, topics. were discussed, Including Parkside'sspecific programs. Whilemuch of the discus- centered on five-year re- from other universities Various programs, Dr. Bchucard and Dr. Wal- Feldt presented many of liner points of Parkslde. card pointed out that l'Irkslde has given many "eonlrlbutlonsto the region al.onsln" that It serves. _of the many ways that PuQlde helps this area, Shu- .. _ted out, is the rela- IIIilIIit, between our unlver- _. lIIId area schools. He ... -examples of giving in- ...... tralning to area btolo- o lfachers and helping with lb& J(athematlcal Olympiads Illllaeineand Kenosha. III additionto area projects, 'beard cited many exam. ... of staff achievements. J'rom the Soclology.Anthro. PIIogy department's 27 books photo. yon e oe A cocktail hour and dinner'were scheduled to allow administra- tors, facully, staff, and campus leaders to meet the Board of Re- gents. to the 50 articles the Science Division published in 1987, Shucard said Parkslde Is "doing what we believe the faculty should be doing." AI· though much publishing Is going on, Shucard was quick to note that "the quality of teaching has never dtmtn- ished because of research." Also a proposal to Imple- ment a Master of Science de- gree in Applied Molecular Biology at Parkslde was . presented. The degree, with a strong emphasis on biotech. -nology, is designed for stu. dents with a background in biology and/or chemistry. using the existing factuties, a two-year course for students already having a B.S. In chemistry or biology and a five-year combined B.S./M.S. degree wtu be offered. The first graduating class for the program slated for 1991, with seven students expected an- See Regents, page 4 Perrault KO'd by Senate· by Kelly McKissick News Editor $eQ.torDan Perrault' was ~d to lake a "mandatory 7"VIl Of absence" for one • effective .tmmedtately, resUltof a 6-0-1 vote by te at the Parkside .<'h Government Assocta- <rBGA) meeting Friday, auIt, Who was under in. ~ on by the Senate for roPriation of funds dereUCtionof duty, had !lies eensured by the Senate It' r1: g . SOfor the purpose 1;";"-- investigation. Jay ii;j""d0WSkl, PSGA presl. 1l'en' said that the Senate tit<, ~to caucus to review all 1he onnatlon gathered by ~estlgatlng committee. lbat t Was not present at to ".!lOlntof the meeting due ~ue constratnts. hIt ~ Was an open caucus, Plese Was allowed to be \'ere ~ but only Senators Wed to speak. They Dan Perrault h i t actions discussed w a Th . needed to be j tltakn en .take~ hl sofacO c 0 ce impeachment ranged from j ou're down to a simple say Y. t - , The Senate felt tha ~::;:~chment was t~ h~~~i and that a slap on e._ was not enough," Lewandow- ski said. He explained that prior to the caucus, quorum was lost, but the meeting was never adjorned. Quorum was t~en regained and the meeting proceeded. The vote will be- come official with the approv- al of last week's minutes at this week's meeting. Perrault would not be able to run for Senate until Fall 1989. . «pm glad the Senate came to a de9lson. I'm glad som~. thing has been done. I don t think that the decision was hasty. He (Dan) was given every opportunity to respond to the Senate, and when asked if he felt remorseful about what he did, he said 'No'." Lewandowski ex· plalned. He said that since Perrault was not present at the PSGA meeting at the time of the de· clslon, Perrault wtu be sent a letter informing him of the Senate's decision. The Parkslde Student As- soclatlon (PSGA) will hold Its Fall elections on Wednesday. Oct. 19 and Thursday, Oct. 20, 9 a.m. to 8 p.m. voting booths will be set up in the Molinaro concourse. Students must bring an ill In order to vote. There will be nine Senate seats, one Parkslde Union Ad- visory Board (PUAB) at- large seat and one Student University Fees Allocation Committee (SUFAC) at-large seat up for election. Students running for the Senate seats are: Norman Delaney, Terl DeRosier, Debl Fritschow. Mark "Sunny" Hall, WlIllam Horner, Kelly Vol. XVI_I.No. e McKissick, Karen Pltsoul- akls, Mark Thompson arld Jenny mtsch. Carol Curl Is running for the PUAB seat and Debl Frlt· schow Is running for the SUFAC seat. A referendum will also be run on United Council, asking students whether or not they want PSGA to remain members of United Council. The ballot count will take place on Thursday. Oct. 20 at 8:15 p.m. Approval of the elections results "Will take place at the Nov. 4 PSGA meeting and the new SenateJ will take office on that date. The Parkslde Union Adviso- ry Board's (PUAB) opinion poll last week on the alcohol policy for dances resulted with 138 opposed to a sepa- rate area, 97 in favor of' a separate area and four stu- dents with no opinion on the situation. "I'm disappointed by the low turnout (239 voters), but In any event, these results are inconclusive," Ross Pet- tit, Parkslde Student Govern- ment Association (PSGA) Vice President, said. Pettit holds the PSGA seat on PUAB. "I suppose it's back to the drawing board for the com- mlttee," he satd. The opinion poll was run as a result of the .IIt would have taken a landslide In one direction for the opinion poll to slgnlfl. cantly alter the committee's decisions at this point," Pettit commented. The current al- cohol polley for dances, which slates that there wtu be no separate area but guests under the legal drinking age will not be allowed to attend, will remain in effect unless a decision Is made to change that polley. Inside••• page 2 PAB responds to cage Issue page 4 Responsible drinking stressed page 7 The Homecoming lowdown page 8 Boys Next Door page 9 Classified page 12 Cat and mouse games , ( ,. .. I 2 Thursday, OCl. 13, 1988 Ranger. )your views United Council defended ,. ~----------- A QtJAYLE? IT LOOJ{5 MORE LIKE . AN ALBATROSS TO ME! To the Editor: lars for each Parkside stu- dent? Who was it that lobbied and won the largest Wiscon- sin financial aId increase in five years, Including an addi· tlonal 1.45 millIon doilars thIs year? Who made ' sure that there was a mandate In the state budget that required child care costs be taken into account for student parents' financial aid award? And who lobbIed the Board of Regents to make sure that ALL aca- demic misconduct allegations are appealable? It was not "luck". IT WAS UNITED COUNCIL!! United Council is more than just a one weekend a month deal. Mthough they were busy with reorganization last year, United Council was able to achieve many of Its goals that benefit Parkside students immensely. Now If you would Ilke to delve back into the present, you would see that United Council is not only reorgan- Ized but more united than It has been in the past several years. Every four year campus in the Wisconsin sys- tern are FULL MEMBERS OF UNITED COUNCIL. This unprecedented unity should mean even more victories for Parkside students In the fu- ture. Vote YES on October 19 and 20. I would lIke to make a few comments concerning the re- sponse this newspaper made immediately after ChrIsto- pher Balerl's Letter to the Editor In the October 6 edt- tion. First, this newspaper (or any newspaper) has no bust. ness making an editorial reo sponse immediately after a Letter to the Editor as the one this newspaper made last week. If the editorial staff wtshed to make those reo marks then they should have made them In their origlnal. editorial concerning United Council on September 29. You had your opportunity to voice your opinion. Now, unless there is a serious error, stu. dents should be able to freely respond to the editortsl con. tent of this paper without a further editorial immediately after a Letter to the Editor. Second, in your response to Christopher Balerl's you made part of your argument by using the "let me delve Into the past" method, Maybe you should "delve into the~ past" once more and see what else Uitlted Council did. While you are accurate that United Council spent a great deal of time debating reor- ganlzation, who was It that lobbied a proposed tuition in- crease of 14.3o/d 1 down to 9.9% -a savlngs of sixty-nlne dol. Nobod¥ asked me., but PAS' members not neo-Nazis In the September 29th issue · of the Ranger. an editorial · written by Jay A. Lewandow- ski, President of PSGA, was published. In It, he expressed · his views on the current guest polley at university dances. What he provided was a one. sided view of the issue, and a pretty unclear picture of what the real problem is. First of all, I'd Ilke to con- gratulata Jay on his timing. As most of you know, hope- fully. the Parkside Union Ad- visory Board (PUAB) con. . ducied an opinion poll last Monday through Wednesday .asking the students oi Park. side to express their views on the current guest policy. As a member of PUAB, Jay knew that the poll was to be as un- biased as possible. But by getting his edItorial In the Ranger published two school days before the poll was to be run, he might have swayed some people to vote to keep the beer garden> down, be- cause they weren't informed of all the issues at hand. Whether his timing- was In- tentfonat or not, and Jay is free to express his opinion anytime he 'wants, I feel it was, ,bad judgement on his part ior not expressing all viewpoints, and bad judge- ment on the part of the Ranger for printing oniy one side of this hotly debated issue. The real issue isn't whether or not alcoholic' beverages will be served at University dances, but whether or not guests will be allowed in that are under the legal drinking age. In the first semester oi last year, the 'beer garden' (or 'cage") was set up at dances sponsored -by the Parkside Activities Board to comply with the university policy at that time. Since the avallabtl, Ity of alcoholIc beverages to minors was very limited, the Parkslde Activities Board was told It would be alright to allow guests Into the dances who were under the legal dringking age (18, 19, and 20 years old), as long as they were accompanied by a.Park- side student, The number of guests per student was two. During that time attendance at the dances increased. Well, If attendance In. creased over that time, how can Jay state that, "If we are going to choose to revert back to an unacceptable plan. namely the 'cage', ..." or "I'd llke to say that we shouldnot be considering any sltualion that negatively affects our students. The 'cage' has del· rimental effects on all partlct. pants attehding the dance. "1 Are you trying to teU us thaI people loved the negstive,t· iects of the 'cage' and liked to be adversly affected? I t1lInk the attendance increase was due to smart programming and publicity of the events as well as having a guest policy that was acceptable to the students. Last semester, when PAa learned that the beer garden could be eliminated, we were pleased because dt would open the entire facility to every' one. It was only after the beer garden was down thai we learned that our guest policy would have to change. And here Is where the debate starts. Most of the students whoat- See Nobody. page 5 Fred Monard! WLBRreorganization delayed progress To the Editor: OHHHHHH BY GO- SHHHHH, Its another letter about the radio station HELP HELP HELP. I can't read anymore. Well, I get sick of telling this story to people and that ts Why I am writing It down. I would lIke to clear up some of the misinforma- tion of the PSGA President's letter last week and inform you of the PSGA actions In the past few weeks. Alex Petlit may have had the Idea of a campus radio ' station, along with 1,000 other campus students. Talk and campaign promises are cheap, but good work ts hard to flnd. Two senators did at. tempt to form a radio station Jast year. They failed along with other atiempts for the past 10 years. Those senators' did not pass on any informa- tion to me, nor did Alex have any research on the radio sta- tion. ~. The PSGA President stated last week that other commit- tee chairs wrote reports over the summer. I also sit on stu- dent services committee ~ and SUF AC, both standlng senate committees. Those commit- tees did not have a chair for the last 4 months. They have not had a meeting In the last 4 months and ha ve not SUb4 mltted any reports for the last 4 months yet, nobody at the PSGA cares about that. 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TR~~~~:, forallletters,andclassifiedads, is Mondayat 10 a.m. forpublication All.correspondenceshouldb:eaddressedto: Ranger,UW-Parkside.Box2000,Ke- ~~)ha WI 53141. Telephone 4141553·2287 (EditOrial)or 4141553.2295 (Advert!s- EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron EditOf.in-Chief KellyMcKissick News Editor laura Pestka , EntertainmentEditor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor KevinZirkelbach COpy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor ChristineDejno Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubner : Advisor Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 6, October 13, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. 20 down, 20 more to come Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document e. 18••. ~~~·lUJ ~ ~\7~lR1~~uW (Q)~ W~~~(Q)~~~ ~co~ ~~[K~CI ~[Q)=~===y=o.=. X=y=•••=N=O:::J.II down, 20 more to came Parkside attains Center of Excellence 20years look very Parkslde, although 20 years haven't at all, according to r Sheila Kaplan. '1IOth anniversary cele- for this University pian a chance to pro- • thoughts on what feels Parkslde has ac- d so far and what It store for the future. said the goals of the years for the lnstitu- e froJl1.. Chancellor e. "He had to con- and build this He did so with style, _and beauty. "·"ft you go to other Unlver- usually you go to in a box, so 1 think It .rmous accomplish. get the land and have pe fit Into the de- the building." Wyllie the task of hiring ty and getting the for' Parkslde devel- ellor Al Guskln took 1975 after Wyllie died. said his challenges ·fold. "By then, the rns had merged, and elear that Parkslde not grow to have 25,000 t which' was a plan Wylliewas working on. Chancellor Kaplan He had to orientate the insti- . tution in a more realistic way. in that we would have 5500-6000 students," Kaplan explained. Guskin also continued to build up the University's fac- ulty. "I think one of the more impressive accomplishments of Par-kstde. when you com- pare us to like institutions, is that we really have a flrst- class faculty for a non-doc- toral institution," she said. Kaplan feels that her chal- lenges are outlined in the con- vocation speech she gave at the beginning of the school year. She said that Parkslde has the potential to have re- gional excellence in most of our programs. "My commit- ment is to build the programs we've got in that direction," she commented. In Kaplan'S convocation speech, she mentioned a num- ber of those programs at Parkside, Including the Bio- logical Sciences Department, the Division of Education's Schooling and Human Diver- sity program; ChIld Care Cen- ter, Regional Staff Develop- ment Center, Freshman Seminar Program, pre-med program, Intercollegiate Ath- letic Program, Learning As- sIstance Center and the LI- brary/Learning Center. Kaplan also said in her speech that the University Is seeking accreditation for the engineering program through the Accreditation Board for Engineering and Technology and for the business program through the American Assem- bly of Collegiate Schools of Business. She hopes that Parkside can make the term "regional institution" a reality for Parkside. "The vast majority of our students come from this region, and with the demographic changes we're going to be seeing In Kenosha and Racine, it's imperative that we become better adept at serving a multt-etnntc 'clientele." She explained in her convo- cation speech that "a more See Years, page 6 archfor new director continues by KeUyMcKissick NewsEditor .J!&rch 'i0ntlnues for a ~ctor of Campus Po- ,.......t started out as a to tl applicants has nar- three candidates for lion vacated last year retirement ·of Ron . HIs retirement ttve July 1. h and screen com. to Wsa established last screen and inter- licants from are- ch. The committee of Mary Tremell, a admln!stratlon special- • McLaughlin, Direc- Student LIfe; John ~tudent; Jim Funk, ~ c for Facilities f rn ent , Linda Andrey, Dnel and A!flrmative Officer and Dennis 'ttl.'co a campus policeman. !Ide' -0 mrnlttee was to pro' ~e? Goetz, Assistant· J'til Or of Administration Cal Affalre~with three tes for the position. ifc:ll make a reccom- n to Chancellor Ka- Asst. Chancellor plan, who will hire the new Direc"tor. doetz explained that when the committee .was set up, each of the members were told what the job of IJirecto~ of Campus ponce would en- tal! and "to get a good, soIld base In terms ot what the campus' needs were, and we brought them from various areas of the campus to present their own insights In terms of campus needs. "We also had to make sure the committee was well- versed before they got into the process," he said. . TremeIl, the Chairman of . the committee, said, "The Idea was to select a commit- tee representing every area of Parkslde." The committee selected six candidates to in- terview for the posItion. One candidate was offered an- other job, so The committee interviewed the rematntng five candidates over the past few weeks and chose the final three candidates for Goetz. Goetz conducted his own in- terviews of the candidates on the same days that they were up before the committee. Goetz then had a meeting with the committee after all the interviews were com- pleted to get the committee's feelings on the candidates. "We had a really good discus- sion on all the positives and negatives of the interviews. After that, we had a pretty See Police, page 4 by Kelly McKissick News Editor Our campus has the distinc- tion of being named a .'Center of Excellence" for our biolog- ical sciences department, one of 49 such distinctions in the enttre UW·system. The Cen- ters of Excellence were ap- proved at the Sept. 9 meeting of the Board of Regents. According to the Center of Excellence proposal format and criteria for selection released Oct. 12. 1987, pro- posals "must demonstrate that the proposed centers have national or regional rec- ognition for excellence or the potential for such recognition and tht they must detail plans for demonstrable impact upon the quality of under- graduate or graduate educa- tion.' , Parkside nominated two programs for the Center of Excellence title, the biologi- cal sciences program and an education division program on multi-cultural education. .The education program was not selected. Becoming a Center of Ex- cellence is no easy task. Ben Greenebaum. Associate Dean and Division Head of Science. explained that Parkslde went through a thorough evalua- tion of the biological sciences program before it was SUb- mitted to the UW-System. Dr. J. Lawrence Fox, a scientist at Abbott Labs In North ChIcago, and Dr. Charles McCormack, a professor of Physiology and Biophysics at the ChIcago Medical school, reviewed the program. Their reports were Included In the proposal package to the UW- System. Sp.eclflc objectives of the program Included activities to strengthen the research ex- perience for undergraduates, increase the number of aca- demic achievers in the biolo- gy program and broaden their geographic distribution, maintain and expand the cur- rent strength of the pre- health professions program and maintain and expand cur- rent outreach activities of the department. The proposal was submitted to the UW-System and was . evaluated by consultants out- side of the UW-System. Park- side's proposal was pooled with other science program proposals for review by science-orientated panelists. Those reports were then given to mixed paneltsts, and recommendations were made. "System pretty much ac- cepted what the paneltsts pro- ' posed," Greenebaum said. He explained that the Center of Excellence has one real and one potential meaning for Parkside. "It's a formal recognition by the people at System and these external reviewers of something that we've been bUilding for a long time. It's a ratification of some real strength that we already have. You couple that with the (Molecular Biology) Mas· ters program and Dr. Chen getting the Distinguished Pro- fessor award, and we've real- ly got the gold stars here." Greenebaunf said. He explained that potentlal- See Excel/ence, pIJfIfJ 3 2 Thursday, Oct. 6, 1988 Ranger lour view Through it all ... To new and old-timers: congratulations on belng privi- leged members of the Parkslde community In this, the 20th anniversary year. Through the years this parttcular lristltutlon has seen a great many trials, tribulations and periods of transition. This time through the academic calendar is no exception. The WLBR controversy is representative of several dift1- cult Issues that the Student Government Is facing. The Parkslde Unlon Advisory Board has experienced many d1U1culties In establishing a standardized Unlon alcohol policy. In regards to this being a year of transition, there Is a plethora of new faces including members of the fac- ulty, staff and administration. . Nonetheless, Parkstde has continuously maintained a standard at excellence In all areas of higher education paralleled by few other institutions of Its genre. case In point. we now have a center of Excellence in our Blo1ogi· cal Sciences Division. Similar to Presldentlal candidate. Governor Dukakls' statement that the "best" America Is yet to come, we be- Ueve the best Parkslde Is yet to come. Let's come togeth- er, and together strive to make the "best" Parkslde. Parkslde, happy anniversary! By the way, did anybody bUy a cake? by Jon HeaTTOfl I,our views I ~ cO~R~ i:NCERNTO~ ~ THE CHURCH. HOWEVER, IS THE DISCOVERY THAT THE FACE ON TIlE SHROUD IS ACTUALLY THAT OF ELVIS PRESLEY... . ~ ,:::. ~ by CbrIatopber Balerl hard work by my colleagues and myself would have been tripled if It were not for the existence of Unlted Council. The best option we can take as students Is not based on a cowardly apathetic "with- draw, whither. and die" attt- tude. LIke any undertaking, what we receive as an end re- sult Is based prtmarlly on what effort we pa~e as a whole. Unlted Council Is similar to our local, state and federal legislatures In that only our representatives can actualize the potential effectiveness of a governing body. cecesslon from a vital union Is rarely the best action of recourse when such potentlal Is not realized. I suggest we each pay the annual dollar, and request that our appointed represent- atives to Unlted Council ac- tively parttclpate In the effort to make Parkslde and the UW System a better environment for all of us as students. Commendations to Mr. Kehoe and l\Ir. Hearron on publlcl&lng the elemental facts regarding Unlted Coun- cU. However, they regretably neglected to present the un- derlylng Issue only hinted at In the second to last para- graph of thetr editorial. . You state that there Is a need for an organization. such as U.C. to exercise and pro- tect students rights, but sug- gest that since Unlted Council Is not quite cost effective In your opinion, the only viable alternative Is to collectively withdraw from the state-wide organization. I assume then that you know of an alterna- tive, more cost-effective means of protecting student rights? I, for one, do not. Speaking from my two year experience with the Parkside Student Government and Unlted Council, I can safely say that U.C. information and inspiration were Instrumental In many of the PSGA Senate's lobbv efforts. campus presen- tations, and dealings with fac- ulty and administration. The -Happy 20th Editor's Note: Mr. Baterl b""gs top some iftterestmg points. An option that is open to the Parkslde student GQt)ernment Assc. (PSGA) is to become associate members of United CounciL This W01I.Id cost a mere $500. The major differ- ence between OUT present status and that of aesocitate member8~ excluding price .. is the elimination of votes at the committee level, reduction In the number of delegates for general assembly. . As Chris put It, "the Infor- mation and Inspiration In...PSGA Senate's lobby ef- forts, campus presentations.. and dealings with faculty and administration" W01I.Id stUI be there. We would still receive United Council bl'weekly up' dates as well as maintaining the direct access to U.C. as an Information source. Arguably, we should not (<withdraw .. whither, and die JJ from U.C. when U needs par- ticipation.. and we could con· tribute to its success, but au:; participation In the past has been considered Insignificant and Ignored. Let me delve Into the past. Last year United CouncU wasted ten meetings on re- structuring the organization. Two changes were made: 1) a new committee was created (Shared GQt)emance). and 11) representation based on campus population. These are corrections that do not repair the actual problems, which are inherent to its admints· tratlve helrachy: too many people doing the wrong things. Due to the concentration of time and resources on re- structuring last year, lobby- Ing efforts failed. This year the names have changed.. but the plot remome the same. Granted, United Council is an excellent source of infor· mation and support for our student government to tap into.. but, again, is it worth the approximately $2500 In annual travel expenses.. the $5369 that United Council is . budgeted to receive from Parkslde this year when the same basic services can be tlbotight" for '500' This is the question put be- [ore the students of Parkslde. October 19 and 20 you will have the chance to answer, Anniversary To the Editor: Here we go again. I'm sorry to bother you, but last - week's letter to the editor contained a great deal of mis- information In regard to WLBR. I find thlsrldleulous as well as unfortunate. To begin with, the author obviously was not a Parkslde student In the '86·'87 spring semester. If they had been they would know that one of the platforms which Alex Pet- tit ran for the office of PresI· dent on was to. estsbl1sh a campus radio station in addl· tlon to increasing student In· volvement. In that same semester the radio project was initiated and later fell through. ;\II this occurred while Dan Perrault was stllf In high school At this time I would liketo say that not once have I ques- tloned Perrault's dedication to the radio project. In fsct, I know of several occasiont, that Perrault put himself and his own money on the line to further the cause of the radio project. It should be noted that he was never asked to do this. The author of last week's letter to the editor referred to the summer PSGA meetIngS, Parkside!-- EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hesrron K. Edito<~n-Chiel Kelly McKissick News Ed~or Laura Pestka Entertainment Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Christine Dejno .•..•.......•..• Assl. Photo Editor Stu Rubner A.dvisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins ~ Circulation Manager John Marter Distribution Manager Curt Shircel Business Manager GENERAL STAFF David Boyd. Sheila Bugaleeki, Ruben Carbajal. Dan Chlapetta, Tim Cook, David Debish. Tricia Ebner Michelte Gaal, Lyndsay. Knoell, G~rge Koenig, Mark Halt. Abu Hassem, Oavtd Heller, Jill Janovicz, Sharon Krause, Heather Malzahn, Karen McKissick Geraldine Murawski, Cartise Newman, George Olson 'Mike Picazo, Scott Singer, Rob Twardy, Daniel Vallin Michelle Van Koningsveld • Ranger is wri"~n and edit~d by students of UW-Parkside. who are solely responsible for its editorial ooIi- d ey and content. n is published every Thursday dUring the academic year except over breaksand hoi- ays. ,.. - Letters to the editor W1l1beaccepted only if they are typed. double-spaced and 350 words or less-. AI Ie hel tt d ersmust be Signed, WIth a telephone number Included for verification purposes Names will be. upon request. . . f Rangerreservesthe. right to edit letters and refuse those whict! are false and/or de- amatory. • Th~~~:. for all letters. and classified ads. is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication All correspondence should be addressed fo: Ranger, UW-Parkside, Box 2000. Ke- rn,;;)ha WI 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advert;s. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 5, October 6, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 4 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Come together for the 20th Anniversary Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday. Sept. 29. flHJ ~ (UJ~ ~~ ~ ~~ ~ u)'f ®) [p W~ ~~(Q) ~ ~ ~ [NJo[p) ffi\[R1~~CI~ [Q)=D=~==V=O=I.=X=V=II.=N=O:::J. 4 Come together for 20th anniversary by Kelly McKissick News Editor TIte chalices are good that of us weren't around =- parkstde was' built or \lit Beaties were recording IIIe!r top hits. Now we all bave a chalice to take part in !he celebrationof the 20th an- niVersary of Parkside iIIIOUg h Homecoming 1988. ilcomeTogether. .. -, Fesllvltlesand competition take place throughout the aomeeomlng celebrations \1IIII'Sday,Oct. 6 through Sat- 1IIdaY, Oct. 8. The theme, ''Qlme Together ... Herne- eomtng '88" was developed to lilIP-lie it in to the 20th anni- lIrlI\rY of the University. '!lie Homecoming. Commit- 1M, beaded by Brian ChIke, lis been meeting since last _ to give students a weekend they'll never forget. PreparatIonsfor Homecom- II( weekend take place ~t the week, Oct. 3-7. :~jJpportunities for this E ecomin g KIng and ~ Monday, Oct. 3- , Oct. 5. The vot- .. booths, located in the llo1IRaro concourse, will be aeI1Ing tickets to the Home- lOIIIlng dinner and dance' and '~ Together" t-shirts. Vote for your favorite candi- ilatea,grab your tickets now 80d buy a souvenir of a m.emorable Homecoming. Dmner and dance tickets cost $7 and tickets for the dance only cost $3. The Homecoming Games start things off on Thursday. 4-9 p.m. Clubs, organizations and individuals are encour- aged to make teams ot four to eight members to compete in four events. Forms for teams can be picked up in Union 209 until noon on Tuesday, Oct. 4. There must be two men and two women competing in each event for every team. . Dive right Into the action with the first event, the Tug of War, held at 4 p.m, behind. the Phy Ed building. If one team has more members than an opposing team, they will be asked to cut their UIt'~I'/\Hl\~lDE numbers to make an even 20"fllllt'':,\lIl'1:HSJ'lm' match. Don't worry. the mud CfLLH/VITlOl\! pit between the teams wllI be '- ~_--_...:::==:..:.:.:..:.:.:- _:..._J thick to make winning very sweet. Here's mud in your eye! . Get your team cleaned off quickly because the Ball Toss Is at 5 p.m. behind the Phy Ed building. T~am players must toss a football, baseball, ping-pong ball and a shot put to accumulate. the highest total yardage. Sounds easy, right? Guess again! '. The track relay race at 6 p.m. remains a mystery to all. ehike, who is in charge of the games, said, "This relay were funny I tune your ears to the words of Joe Mariotti, the comedian who will perform at 9 p.m. He'll tickle your funny bone for an hour before lead- ing you all out to the Housing "pit" for a bonfire sponsored by the Parkside Alumni (10 p.m.). After the fire dies down or you all start freezing to death (whichever comes first) there will an opportunity to experi- ence one of cinema's finest works, "Head," starring the one and only Monkees. Save your seats from the corona- tion ceremonies and the co- median because you'll be right back in the Union Square for the movie. Getting a littie tired? Come on, there's even free popcorn! You can sleep in on Satur- day morning, but bundle up and make sure you're at the Parkside soccer field by noon. You won't want to miss the Faculty/Staff vs. Junior Varsity soccer game. At 1 p.m. the UW·Parkside VB. McKendree soccer game will take place. The Parkslde soccer team alumni wtll have a food booth set up at the games, so grab a hot dog and some hot cholo- cate to root your team on to victory! Don't worry about getting See Homecoming, page 6 HOMECOMING 1988 OCT 6-8 race with a different version of the common baton ex- change -ts sure to make this event one worth remember- ing. We'll keep you guessing on this one." This event will be held on the track around the soccer field. The Homecoming Games will wind down with a bowl- ing tournament at 7 p.m. in the Rec Center. This game may not be the easiest for all, but it wlll probably be the cleanest. The team with the highest rour-game total takes help with sponsoring this event. Make sure you're back In the Union Square on Friday night. Coronation ceremonies for the Homecoming KIng and Queen you voted for begin at 8 p.m. Last year's Homecoming King, Jim Voss, and Queen, Jenny Bitiner, wllI be there to help crown their successors. The night is far from over after the regal event. If you .thought the Homecoming King and Queen contestants wasteful? United worthwhile it is council, or dominated fields of study • adoption and ratification of the Wisconsin Civil Rights Act • the condemnation and erad- ication of all forms of racism and cultural insensitivity • implementation of a "De- sign for Diversity" program, to meet the educational needs of minority and/or disadvan- taged students. UC has also recentiy ac- quired a computer system that will allow direct access to state government officials, bypassing the postal and tele- phone services. PSGA does own the equipment needed to hook into this system. by Amy Pettit Students will soon have the :!,~ty to decide whether lil •... vement in United Coun- (UC) is worth the more ~ $5,500Parkside contrtb- .... each year to belong to ::..alate lobbying organiza- Areferendum question ask- ~atudents if they would like ...CO!lUnue to be involved in 'v WlI1be included in the Parkslde Student Govern. ~t (PSGA) elections Octo- .... 19and 20. This referen- ts run every two years. with the other mern- UIliversities, Parkside utes 50 cents per stu- per semester to UC, de g from segregated fees d In tuition costs. faIl enrollment at , the dues paid to UC $2,576.50. During the er , enrollment was and DC collected .Bo. Last spring, UC col. t $2,227.50on an enroll- ts of 4,455. The total for $5,526.50. e stUdents question the Inside.•• page 6·7 "Come Together", Parkslde's 20th annlversry homecoming page8 Life after Parkslde page 9 Classlfleds page 11 Counselor's Corner The hierarchy of United Council value of UC's services against the money they re- ceive, while others feel that . UC is an effective way to lobby state legislators. Last weekend (Sept. 23-24), UC established its platform for the 1988-89year. According to their plat· form,. UC plans to lobby for: • a tuition cap of 33 percent of the cost of instruction (in the UW system) • increased state and federal aid to students • a legal drinking age of 19 • greater student involV~~ent in administrative deClslOns throughout the UW system • equality for women in male· . 2 Thursday. Sept. 29. 1988 Ranger lour view A question of value... United Council is an entity the likes of no other In the state. They speak on your behalf. Let me ask you a quee- non: what Is United Councll? It would not be surprising to find that few Parkside stu- dents are aware of what V.C. Is. Regardless of whether you are familiar with the term United Council or not. you are paying for It. Fifty cents per student per semester is paid to United Council as a mandatory refundable "mem- bership" fee. Thts does not Include the additional ex- penses of sending seven PSGA representatives to U.C. meetings In state vehicles, hotel accommodations and mlscellaneous costs each month. United Council is an organization whose membership conaists of student bodies throughout the University of Wisconsin System' that chose to belong. that lobbies the atate legislature and the Board of Regents on issues and concerns facing students (e.g., drinking age; tuition cap and system pollcies). The next question to be asked Is what has United Ooun- cll done for you. the Parkside student. Basically. not a thing. The recent successes of United Council (e.g, add- /drop. academic misconduct chapter 14) can only be at- tributed to good luck. not good lobbying. Its failures (e.g. tuition cap, 19-year-old drlnk1ng age. and non-traditional tinanc1al aid) show a series of miscalculations and blun- ders. On the other hand, the most prevalent activity of United Council Is the careful ptannlng of the fights between mem- ber campuses. On the occasions that we have accompa- nied the PSGA delegation to U.C. meetings, we have seen nothing but unpolished polltlcklng. By no means are we trying to say that there Is no need for an organization the likes of U.C. to safeguard student rights. We belleve that this representative body, to which we are paying large sums of money t is not adequately serving Parkslde's needs or interests. Is the service worth the price tag? You, the students, are going to have the opportunity to voice your op1n1onon Parkside's membership with United Council Oct. 19 and 20. by John Kehoe and Jon Hearron YMFARIIDI By GARY LARSON I IL.::..YO_U_P _vi_ew_s__ ----:~~_____:_--l On the opposite end of the wire To the Editor: It Is past tlme to set the re- cord straight on what has happened In reference to WLBR, the student radio sta- tlon at Parkslde. I can personally attest to the fact that the 1987-88idea for the station originated with Station Manager Dan Per. rault. He chose this pursuit as an Internship project. He, to- gether with an outstanding Radio Production Committee. worked to promote, organize and operate the station by June. 1988. I know Dan Per. rault and I know of the many hours of labor put Into this project. Not only did he con- tribute labor. but enthusiasm. organizational skills and his own capital. I can provide names, titles and phone num- bers of people who can' vertt- fy how Dan lald his time and money on the line for WLBR. He used his own vehicle to transport the needed equip- ment from Burlington. Mil- EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron ...•....................... Editor..Jn-Chief Amy Pettit ,Managing Editor Kefty McKissick News Editor Laura Pestka Entertainment Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor KeYin Zirl"ilbsch Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Christine Oejno Asst. Photo Edttor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins ' Circulation Manager John M~uter Distribution Manager CurtShtr~ Business Manager GENERAL STAFF Oa~id Boyd. Sheita Bugalecki. Ruben Carbajal Dan Chl8.P8tta.Tim~. David Oebish. Tricia Ebner lynd~y Knof:tlt, George.Koenig. Mark Hall. Abu • Ha~n, David Heller, JIll Janovicz. Michelle Van Konmgsvek1, Sharo~ Krause. He~r Malzahn, Ken McCray. Karen McKISSIck.~l:dloe MuraWSki. CarUse Newman, Ge:orge ~lson, MIke PIC8ZO. Scott Singer Rob Twardy, OaOlel Vallln. ' waukee and Kenosha. He put up his own money for items when approval was slow In coming. During the summer, while many vacationed In various parts of the country. he and the committee worked tire- lessly to produce a solid con- stitution and set of policies and procedures, based on re- search accomplished by con- tactlng several schools and stations. The PSGA President called three Council meetings duro Ing the summer vacation pe- riod. (How can any valid school business be decided during a term break. when Council members and others are not In school or are on vacation?) These meetings should be declared null and void, because they were not publicized properly and not attended by a majortty of representatives. The PSGA President fur- ther claims In his letter to the Ranger (Sept. 15), thai credit for the radio statlon belongs to Alex Pettit. Even Alex doesn't claim that dlslinction. I refer Mr. Lewandowski to the March 24. 1988 issue of the Ranger, where on page 3, Alex Is Interviewed about his year in office. Question one and its answer contradict Jay's contention: Question: ,"What was your grea ted accomplishment In office?" Answer: "Probably the radio station, although that wasn't my personal accom· plishment. ... I'd have to point to that as the besi thing for the students and the uni· versity .,;" It's time for the PSGA lesd· ership to abandon their jeal· ous, arrogant attitude and work with the WLBR commit· tee for "the students andthe university" as Alex believed. And let's accord credit where It is definitely due! P.A.M.Mon< Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 4, September 29, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1988-09-29 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System homecoming housing student organization council (SOC) united council (UC) university day https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/2a8696218c66fd106af0414b8af82c3a.pdf 8ab5457eb6dc5efd56fbcef892a705ac Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 3 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parkside radio station short circuits Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Inside ••• Page 2 Bookstore alternative Page 3 Excel'SS PageS· ,Alumnus new D.A. Page & Co",nselor's corner Page 7 Warning Pagee Classlfleds , . 3 •• , b _ Thursday, Sept. 22, u~~ lLD[N]~'W~[gi~~'fW (Q)fFW~~CC(Q)[M~~[MQ~ffi\~~~~[Q)~ Vol. XVII, NO.3 Parkside radio station short circuits by Amy Pettit missed, as did,the majority of .. it< wondering how someone out. Managing Editor the other senators. Perrault . I),ll . side WLBR could make all said he did not attend them,. those decisions. I was told It Parkslde's newly-eatajj, due to work restrictions, i4M would be based on what the Ushedradio station, WLBR, problems at the station need, •. station manager said. nas shut down until October Ing attentiqn, or lack of ade- '" "Then Why not have the due to controversy between quata notice. ~ station manager make those the station's. management "They passed a whole decisions? andthe organization that es- bunch Of very important "Under our constitution, It labllshedIt, Parkside Student things during these summer would be run by an executive Government AssocIatIon meetings," Perrault said,' council. The people doing the (PSGAl, "and without extending an In-: legwork for the operation Dan Perrault, the station's vitatlon to the' radio commit. would also be making the de. manager and a PSGA sena- tee." ctatons." lor, has has abeen censured The radio committee was Pettit and Lewandowski by the PSGA senate. PSGA asked to write a constitution, said Perrault's censureshlp president Jay Lewandowski and given a one-month dead- was Imposed because of a andVicePresident Ross Pet, line. Missing that, the Senate dereliction of duty; Ignoring tit assert a dereliction of duty wrote a constitution for them, their attempts to communi- and 'Plsappropriatlon of and requested their written cate with them; and a rrusap, funds ... the reasons for cen- rules and regulations, with a propriatlon of funds: spend. sorshlp, two·week deadline. Missing ing station money without Perrault has circulated a that, the station was shut Senate approval, and pur. . in t f The radio station sits empty until t pelltion to ga suppor or down,' conflicts with its operation can be solved, chasing items they are no his argument. "We have a bureaucracy." aware of. Thestation was initiated by Pettit said. "We have rules. them as of this day. "Under their constitution, Perrault said the station Alex Pettit, 1987·88 PSGA They may not be pleasant to "They won't consider Our an outside Board of Dtree, needed a bulk tape eraser .. president, and Implemented deal with, but you have to reo constitution because we tors, all five of which are not $30--and a telephone--$250, .by Perrault. Perrault under- spect them." couldn't write It in a month. affiliated with WLBR, will be and he could find no guide. took the research and devef, "We consider both of those And they won't consider our making all the major dect- ltnes of how to spend money opmentof WLBR as a Senate deadlines tidlculous," Per-, policies and procedures be. slons for WLBR, Including In the PSGA constitution. So Intern project. and was elect- rault said. cause we couldn't wrlle Il in how to budget all the money, he consulted Diane Welsh, ed to the PSGA Senate in the Pettit sald they would have two weeks." major expenditures, appoint. coordinator of student acttvt- fall Of 1987. permitted the station to 'They didn't ask for an ex. ing the station manager, ap- ties, who told him she would InJanuary, the station was broadcast through September tensTon," Pettit said. "They proval of all the offtcers, and handle the paperwork. eatsbIl.shed as a standing and October If they had SUb· didn't submit any rules, They obtaining best operating "They (Lewandows~1 and COIlIIIIItteeof the Senate, and mltted acceptable rules for just never did It." goals," Perrault said. "I was Turn to page 4, RadIO was proVided a budget by their on-the-alr policies, "We PSGA. WLBR began broad- are not protected from Ilabrl- caStIng in June, Ity," he said, "The Senate "All dUring the spring we would be held liable. There felt It was more Important to was no individual that was reo get this station broadcasting sponsible for the quality of than to fool around with rules what was on [the air]. And and everylhtng else," said you need that safeguard." RossPettit. "It was the big. "We were just trying to gest thing that student gov- protect all the students that ernment had done' in a" were involved, It said Lewan. While," dowski. "It was ·not against Over the summer com- anybody In particular, but ntunicatton between Perrault more or less, to protect those and PSGA exectuves broke that were there. We gave down, Money was spent with. them two weeks 'to just write out approval deadlines were. down the policies that they'd missed,and' the station was already been working with." shutdownAugust 6. "We couldn't complete our Three Senate meetings policies and procedures in were held durtng the sum. two weeks," Perrault said, mer, all of which .Perrault "although we have completed 1988 PSGA wants drinking age lowered by Geraldine Murawski Nationwide insurance and' traffic records are snowing a greater number of people be- tween the ages of 18 and 20 dying In result or relation to drunk dIiving accidents since the drinking age changed to 21. For this reason Tim Gryg- era believes 19 Saves Lives. A new committee, 19 Saves Lives, has started at Park- side through the Parkslde student Government Associa- tion (PSGA) to lobby the drinking age, United Council has encouraged Wisconsin university student govern- ments to participate. Park. side has been the first to re- spond. If 19 Saves Lives con- tinues to expand, It will be. come a separate committee ofPSGA. Grygera, a PSGA Senator, says the 19 year old drinking to lobby the drinking age but age saves 8% more lives than also encouraging a responsi- the 21 year-old drinking age. ble dtinklng age. . He plans to put together an "It Is not a right but a informal packet for Iegtsla- privelege (to drink). With tors that includes research that privelege comes a re- . and statistics. sponslbllIty. We are looking Grygera feels legislators at setltng up a drinklng per •. can then make an Informed, mil, which, at age 19 you confident decision next Janu- could go and take a class on ary, when assembly bill 919 responsible drinklng ...upon (lowering the drinking age) passing the t.est you'd ge 1 t 9 ,?; can be Introduced again to permit to drink at age the State. ' , vrygera sald. GrY,ge'rafs not JIi~t,\'\":'In,g,,'·, lj:e explamed that the per. Tim Grygera mit would be revoked If the person received any kind of alcohol·related traffic viola. tlon. The committee has had a positive response from Park- side students and faculty, but response from those In the community over 21 has been apathetic, The committee was otigi. nally called Adults Under 21 (AUTO), by Untted Council, but Grygera renamed tt: 19 Saves Lives. "It (AUTO) assumes or In. dlcates that It's a group of people under 21 that are just looking for a law to be able to drink," he said. Grygera feels that the name 19 Saves Lives ex- presses the real reason for the establishment of the com. mlttee. Funds will probably come from one time donations from members of the Tavem League and possibly the Re•• taurant Association. This money would go towards Ira veltng, mailing costs and needed supplies . Grygera predicted that 19 Saves Lives' first meeting, held Sept. 19, would brtng lo- gether those Interested In the committee, Inform them of Its purpose and goals and also to make more contacts with the community, . 2 Jhursday, Sept. 22,1988 Ranger loUp view __ A simple picture ... I'd like to paint a picture for you. The portrait will be of two different, yet similar schools. Take a look at the pic. ture and draw your conclusions. Dartmouth College, a school of 4,719students, has been In existence since 1788. Recently the school has been presented with a dilemma by The Dartmouth RevIew, a privately.fUnded student newspaper. while paying $11,679 tuition per academic year, certain student journalists have found that their education Is worth are less than the price tag attached to It. TIle _ Review has publlshed arIlcles In an at- tempt to Improve the quality of education that the Dart- mouth facu1ty provide. In creating arIlcles with such an aggressive Intent, they have utilized several types tnvesti- gatlve reporting including: publication of surveys Indlcat- Ing that Dartmouth students are culturally Illlterate; pub. licatlon of arIlcles calling for a core curriculum; taping and publication of a lecture by a music professor nick- named "Tollet Mouth". and so on. Recently several student editors were forced to appear before a tribunal, found gullty, and suspended from lIchooL The University of Wisconsln-Parkslde, a school of some &,100plus students, ts celebrating Its 20th AnnIversary Year. Parkslde's student newspaper, TIle Ranger, though par. tIa11yfUnded by University dollars, Is free to serve as the collective voice of the student body. WhIle full-time students pay tuition of $1,594 per aca- demlc year. there is a core cirriculum (BOK) and collegi- ate sk1lls that insures Parkside graduates have a well- rounded education. Students are given the opportunity to evaluate each of their professors at the end of every semester. These evaluations are then reviewed by departmental heads. Student Input helps keep the incision concise by the cut- tIng edge of teaching. Those who find themselves in academic distress may appear before the Academic Actions Committee. Anyone dropped for academic or collegiate skills trouble has the option of presenting their case to this committee. The Academic Actions Committee Is comprised of facultly, academic admlnlstrators. and students, all of which have equal ballots in deciding each case. For those of you "non-bellvers" maybe. just maybe, Parkslde Isn't such a bad place after all. Take a look at the picture. by Jon Hearron ..5_"'__........___ TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE. .Q<1boo IMIIY ot ItI8 ~ IIItoodied oflbrlg QI'CIII_~-~ ....25~ .... c ... n... J"." "I.:" .", QUITTlNG.IT COUlD BE 1llE TEST OF YOURUFE. -_ ..... I All GUESS WE· ~I~~I!!!I~~§~ SHOWED nJEM GUN CoNTR.oL PEOPLE WHO'S BOSS. DIDN'TWE! PSGA offers bookstore alternative by Scott Singer As If the cost of paying tuition Isn't enough ...a student has the additional burden of pur- chasing textbooks. Because new books cost so much. many students purchase used books rather than new. While this makes good financial sense, good used books are few and far between. 1ltis year a used book ex- change program wll1 once again be established. Operat- ed by the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGAI, this program, offi- cially known as the campus Book Exchange (CBEI, will· be available to students start. Ing In October. PSGA Vice. President, Ross Pettit, and the project manager, John Kehoe, will be heading the CBE. Offered "as an .alternattva to the existing bookstore," Pettit exptalned, ."the CBE. will provide the student with a large choice of used books." "You buy your book new for $50 [from the bookstore] you seli It back to them fo; $20, then they turn around and sell It for $40," Pettit said. "Why aren't you as a student entitled to that $4O?" When a student has a book PSGA Vice-President floss PeUlt will be surrounded· by texts If the Campus Book Exchange Is successful. to seli, Ile should go to the PSGA office on the D-1 level of the Wyllie Ubrary /Learn- Ing Center (WLLC). There the student will be given a card to put Information about the condition of the book for sale. This Information wll1 be entered into a computer and, stored. A list of what book Is reo qulred for what class will be available to students In the PSGA office. Once the stu. dent determines what book Is needed, the student wlll be given the name and phone number of the student who is selling that book. After the book Is sold at a price agreed upon by the two students, the CBE requests that It be notified that the book has been sold so that It Can be deleted from the list of available books. Because the final sale of the books and the money ex- changed Is handied by the students. the CBE handles no money, therefore making it a totally free service. A book sale will be spon- sored once each semester by the CBE. Students will be al- lowed to set up and display books for sale In a flea·mar· ket type atmosphere. BUSINESS STAFF ~a~~ ~o~[~~~f\r~p~b1ited'shbedYstud.nrtshot UW·Parksid., who are sol.1y responsible for its edrtorial pm. Craig Simpkins Circulation Manager days.' every ursday dunng the aca.dermc year except over breaks and holt- John M~lrter ..........•........ ,..•. Distribution Manager Curt Sh"cel Business Manager I.~~~~~~tt~ ~i~or win be accepted only if th.y are typed. double-spaced and 350 words or less -.All GENER AL STAFF h.ld upon r.quest g ed, With a t.l.phone number Include<!for verification PUfJlOS8s.Names will be With· Oaoo Boyd. SheNa Buqaleckl, Ruben Carbaj81 Dan faRmaant!J"Oryrr.eserves the right to. edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or de- Ohrapetta. Tim Cook, [)a'Jld Debish. Tricia Ebner, ~~:X, '6='~~I~~,:;.:~r~~:-I:t~n T~~~~~:' for all letters. and classified adS: ts Monday at 10 a.m. for publication KOnlngs\leld,SharonKrause.HealherMalzahn Ken All correspondenceshoUld be add ed " McCray, Karen McKISSICk, Geraldrne MurawskI, Carflse nosha WI 53141 T~pho 4141: SS to: ~ng~r, UW-Parkside. Box 2000. Ke- NewtniUl, ~ge qlson. fI.ot'k,e,PlC~,o~~C9tt !?i~ge~. Rob inn) . ne 3-2287 (Edltonat) or 4141553-2295 (Advertis- Twardy. Dantel Vaffin. . •••• I f"P I ••••••••••••• , ., . • , . ~ .. ~ .. , . . . , EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Edilor..jn-Chtef Amy Pettit Managing Editor Kelfy McKissick, News Editor laura Pestka Entertainment Editor Jeff lemmermann Sports Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Christine Oejno Asst Photo Editor Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 3, September 22, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 2 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. New alcohol policy dries up hall residents Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, September 1S, 1e88 r~!~ lUJ~~~~~~~uW (Q)~ W~~~(Q)~~~1j\J]o~~[R1~~CI~[Q)=O=~=_=Y=O='.=X=Y=",=N=O:::J. 2 New Vice Chancellor itlooking ahead- New alcohol policy dries up hall residents r- lIy Amy Pettit l\IaIIaglngEditor ~c planning and mt- ~ tancerns are the main iIIJII JIlhn C. Stockwell. Vice ilIlllcellor of Academic Af- fIlA pIaIIS to Immediately 1BdrIe. 'll1e new Vice Chancellor ..."ned hie position in Au- lUll, replacing Mary ,Eliza- leIIl Shuller, who announced W resignation In October, lJ/II, \'So far, It's been very chal- ." Stockwell said. ksldehas) a strong rae- d goodstudents:' well most recently as Dean of the Dlvl- Arts and Sciences at !he e University of New YQI1I. He received a BA in I!IeaIre and speech from if! College, Cedar- , and an MA and from Bowling Green ifiIi' University, Bowling tiib,Ohio. __.. ditg his objectives in l1li _ role at Parkside, ~ said, "One goal, lItil!I:v. is to Implement-. ~ directly with the ~cenor •• strategic plan. _ That Is probably the 'IOItSUbstantlal'lnltialobjec- ~ that I have responsibility ....n Planning wlll be direct- ~ lied with the budget, he laid. 4ddItJonany,"I will be ac- ~ involved with the rae- IIIlr and staff In minority pro- iIaIlI development and cur- ~," he continued, ' Slockwellsaid he is work- Inc'/llthseveral colleagues on _ling minority faculty ~ students. "I'm a part of WI: PllZZle." he said; A proposal for an ethnic ~~~, minor and other cur- ~~ developments are .~ consideration. ~ ~ firm conviction is to :v.- the University attrac- ~ IJ>rttymlnOrit y faculty and stUdents, The cul- states that, "Kegs of beer or equivalent volumes of liquor are not permitted In student apartments:' A keg has been defined by Possehl as ""y barrel quantity of alcohol (t.e, quarter-barrels and half- barrels). According to the handbook, the largest amount of beer that Is permitted In a student apartment Is 496 ounces (a quarter-barrel is 7.75 gallons or 496 ounces). by Scott Singer When a student goes away to college and moves Into stu- dent housing, it can be a scary experience. One way a student overcomes that is to make new friends, many times at parties in the resi- dence hall. This year there are strict rules and regula- tions aimed at restricting parties that are held in the residence halls. sheriff should be called," says Doug Wielgate, Acting Director of Campus Police. After .calling an RA to the scene, the party is broken up and 'the residents of that apartment are dealt with . After an incident report is written up, the students in- volved meet with DeAnn Pos- sehl, Director of Residential Life, to discuss the possibility of disciplinary actions . An •'academic and social atmosphere" is what Resis- dent Advisor (RA) Tracy Connors describes as the major purpose behind these rules. While some argue that this can be best attained through stiff regulations, others feel that the students should have more freedom to do what they want. , ture of the unlveraity itself has to be responsible to the needs of minority, faculty and students." By "culture of the untver- stty,' Stockwell said he is pri- marily referring to the cur- riculum and programming. As Vice Chancellor, he has many routine responsibilities, such as working with the uni- versity's faculty in hiring, policies, administration, budgets, salaries, equipment purchases, and administra- tive responsibilities. The problems he faces are thpse any new employee faces. i<" ,~·It's a big institution and It's tough to get acquainted with everybody," he said. "I'm still In the early stages of laying the founda- tion from which I will work." -"He'S·made a good start," commented Chancellor Sheila Kaplan, "He's a quick study, He's developing a good grasp of what the issues are, and what needs to be done." Kaplan noted that he Is spending a lot of time becom- Ing acquainted with the fac- ulty and learning about the issues on campus., Increased student aware- ness of alcohol problems rei .sulted last year following the death of Dan Hall. This prompted students to begin work on a new and more ef- fective alcohol polley. In accordance' with state law, the main purpose of the residence hall alcohol policy is to control underage drink- The discipline that follows ers. Other points are to con- can range from community trot uninvited guests, trre- service work to eviction from sponsible drinkers and to pro- student housing. "As soon as mote courtesy to others. , people understand the conse- , , 'quences ..,I don't think we'll In addition to the underage have any problems • at least drinking, the polley also re-, :i hope not." commented Pos- strtcts the amount of alcohol' sehl. that can be In the apartment, prohibits open containers out- side the residence halls, and encourages responsible drink- Ing habits. Also, large and loud parties that disturb others and/or break rules are In violation of the policy, Beer can pyramids like this may soon be as rare 8SEgyptian pyramids. This is equivalent to 1.7 cases of beer (24 cans in a case, 12 ounces per can). This could cause problems for residents that prefer to buy In bulk to save money. as well as for those students planning a party where legal drinkers may consume more than the 40 cans of beer allowed. While the administration feels the policy "helps pro- mote an environment condu- cive . to study, personal growth, and respect," others do not agree. Jay Lewandow- ski President of the Parkside Stu'dent Government Associa- tion feels ". __that the policy, as it stands now, is extremely strict." Finally, some think that the polley restricts the social boundaries of the students through age segregation along with eliminating a major source of resident en- tertalnment and interacting, Of the 396 students In houS- Ing, more than 70 percent a~e, not of legal drinking age, ThIS poses a potentia! probl.e!J1 "with illegal underage drmk- Although the policy is de- ing. To monitor this situation f fined in the "Residence Hall are seven RA's, also living in Handbook," there are still the housing. These residents areas that are not clearly de- are full time students who fined, For example, while have completed training to beer is restricted In terms of enforce rules and regulations., amounts, there is no provi- These RA's are responsible sions for hard liquor. "We ha- for most of the enforcement ven't really defined that," .of the alcohol policy rules. commented Possehl, on the When there is a complaint l~ck of hard liquor provisions. the campus police are called ' in. "Normally we arrive first Anotl)er area of question Is and make the decision .if the! fiat of kegs. The handbook .' ~ I "I think it's really hurting ... meeting people ... that·s how a lot of people get to know each other. at the big parties," says resident George Koenig. "They're going to have to allow that • otherwise it's just gonna be walking around not knowing each other. Right now... no one knows each other. Last year there were parties for the first week and you knew everyone by the end of the first week. It was great." " , 2 Thursday, sept. 15, 1988 Ranger lour view I Parking hassles paid in full I'm sure that everyone has had trouble flnding a place to park now and then. Shopping malls, concerts or even neighborhoods can fill up and leave no parking spaces closer than three mUes away. Now do we have to add Parkslde to that list? We've heard reports on the radio and in the newspapers that enrollment is up this year. More students logically means more cars and less parking spaces. However, some students have found that if they arrive on campus later than 9:30 a.m. there Is NO place to park. These students have paid their $30.50 or $60 for white permits which allow the most freedom in parking, but find that UnIon, Comm Arts, Phy Ed and Tallent Hall are full and closed off with barricades. Is It fair to require students to pay so much money so that they can come to school and not have a place to park? We don't think so. Perhaps the unIversity should decide quickly whether or not they are going to build an additional parking lot for students. There used to be plenty of parking in the Tallent lot East (East of Tallent Hall) but that lot was built on unslable ground. As a result, students would find parking there treacherous. 1f not life-endangering, if they were in· What is the problem here? If the campus police know how many safe parking spaces there are on campus, we think they would have the courtesy to only sell as many permits as those lots can handle. Of course, one must take into account that there are night students who do not use the lot at normal hours, but when enrollment went up, did the campus police think the increase was in night students only? Information provided by the campus police shows that so far this year, 3436 permits (white and green, not in- cluding handicapped and reserved spaces jwere sold to students and faculty. Last year's tolal was 3372, only 64 more than last year. Where is the problem? It could be that because there are only 1922 "open" parking spots in the Tallent, Comm Arts, Union and Phy Ed lots. Figure it out - that means there will be two stu- dents vying for every parking spot on campus! We feel that the university should try to accommodate students as best they can. If this means selling unknowing students a permit to an already overloaded parking sys- tem, what kind of faith will these students have in the rest of the university system? Something needs to be done fast to accommodate these students who have basically just wasted their money on a useless rear-view mirror decora- tion. by Kelly McKissick . ' ......--WH~ lHE HECK IS THE ~ Of A. DAY THA.l L1VE5 IN INFAMY ~ If 11 COMES AFTER,THE ElECTION, ~~ '" ~YWAY? '" - s-,~~ "'iIj'lIJ!liillii1iij ~ President responds to WI.:BR uproar To the Editor: obligated to see 'that the money is well spent. Unfortunately, bureauoratrc red- tape delayed the pur- chase of equipment and broadcasting was not possible until mid-June. The radio sta- tion (WLBR) did broadcast throught the summer during the hours that the Union Recreation Center was open. At the June Senate meeting, the senate asked .ror written rules and guidelines from the people involved in the radio project. These guidelines are necessary to help limit liabil- ity and insure continued success for WLBR. Mter one month, the senate did not receive a report or any other type of reply from the people who had worked so hard to get the radio station on the air. In order to protect the students and insure the continued success of the radio station, the Senate wrote and passed the necessary guide- lines. These guidelines call for the creation of an unbiased board of directors. This board will meet and review all ap- plicants interested in the radio station. The board will - decide each year which stu- dents will be in charge of the radio station. After these guidelines were passed, the members of the radio project were informed and offered the opportunity to suggest revision and to apply for the jobs of their choice on the radio station. Although this opportunity was offered to the original committee before anyone else, we are yet to receive ap- plications from them. At this time I would like to again thank those people who worked to establish the radio station last year. I would also like to once again offer them the opportunity to apply lor the jobs of their choiceand bring their expertise back to WLBR. This perference isnot to exclude anyone whodid not previously work on the radio station. Everyone, experel- enced or not. is welcome to join at any time. We would like to resume broadcast in October so don't delay: the radio station manager will be chosen from applications re- ceived in the next few weeks. Jay Lewsndowsid PSGA Presidelll During the first week of this semester a contoversy has risen between the poepie who worked on the radio proj- ect last year and the office that created and funded them; Parkside Student Gov- ernment Association. Inc. As President of P.S.G.A., I would like to try to clear up a few things. From the first the idea of establishing a radio station was proposed, we knew that one day it would become an independent organization. Everyone involved has been working to establish the radio slatlon with the stability needed to grow and become a permanent part of the Park- side community. The radio station idea was first pro- posed by Alex Pettit, 1987-88 PSGA President. Under his term of office the project was initiated. The 87-88 Student Senate found an excess of $1400 in the PSGA budget,' which could be used to pur- chase the equipment neces- sary to begin broadcasting. Because the money used came directly from the stu- dents, the P.S.G.A. Senate Is Ranger is written a~d edit~d by-students of UW-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial pti cy and content. It IS published every Thursday during the academic year except over breaksand 1101- days. I letters to the e~itor will. be accepted only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words ~r less~ h eelttders must be Signed. With atelephone number includedfor verification purposes Names Will be upon request. . f Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false andlor de- amatory. T~~~sd~~;.for all letters, and classified ads, is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication nAUhcorrespondence shOUldbe addressed to: Ranger, UW-Parkside. Box 2000. Ke· in~).a WI 531}1. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial)or 414/553-2295 (Advertis· BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins ._ Circulation Manager John M~rter _, Distribution Manager Curt Shircel Business Manager EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Erfltor-m-Chlef Amy Pettit ........................•.. Managtng Editor Kelly McKissick News Edrtcr Laura Pestka Asst. News Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor George Koenig .........•.. Entertainment Editor Kevin Zirkelbach COPV gouo- John Kehoe Photo Editor Otmstme Dejno Asst. Photo Editor GENERAL STAFF David Boyd, Ruben Carbajal, Dan Chiapetta, Tim Cook, David Debish, Triola Ebner. Mark Hall. Abu Hassein, David Heller, Jill Janovicz. Michelle Van Komngsveld, Sharon Krause, Heather Malzahn Karen McKissick. Geraldine Murawski, Oadise ' N~man. George Olson. Mike Picazo,Scott Singer, Rob Twardy. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 2, September 15, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 1 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Student Services extend office hours Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document -~ --- --- · Thursday. September a. 1 eaa t 1 f[Kl~ lUJ[N]~~~lRi~~lfW (Q)fF W~~~(Q)[N]~~~o~~~~~~[Q)~ Vol. XVII, No. 1 Student services extend office hours - bY Kelly Mc.Kissick News Editor · You "night owls" will have something to hoot about this tall, thanks to extended Student Services office hours. All student services offices will be opert on Mondays and 'J'bllrsdays until 7:30 p.m. to accomodate students who fake night clases, live in the residence halls or just don't flave ttme during the day for appointments. The extended hours are a ,esult of a non-traditional stu, fent task force survey con} icted two years ago, accord- 9g to Sandy Puzerewsk.J, aslant to Assistant Chancelk> r for Student Affairs G. Grace. She explained lllal the survey showed that lludents taking night classes needed tater office hours to accommodate their needs. Prior to the extension of the .office hours, she said a lot of dflces were making appointments after hours for those &tudents. The evening hours proposal was submitted to Chancellor Kaplan on April 15. They were accepted and will begin Thursday, Sept. 8. Puzerewski said that there are a number of promotional activities going on during this llrst week of school for the entended office hours. In addition to advertisement. the offices will be holding raffles for "Night Owl" t-shirts. Students simply go into an office and complete a small survey indicating whether or not they believe they will use the service this year. "On Thursday night (Sept. $) there will be open houses in various student services offices," she said. ''People will be doing different things to generate interest in the nlght hours.'' She stressed, "It's not only for people who are traditionally here for the evening classes. Even ff it's just a person with a busy schedule; if they're done at I> p.m., great, we'll be here." The child-care program will also be extended until 9: 30 p.m. Monday-Thursday for night students. she said. "They're doing programming fo.r children ages two weeks old to twelve years old during the evenings." She explained that longer office hours do not mean a need for more employees In the offices. "There's a rotation schedule in every office. Some employees w1ll stay until 7:30 on either Monday or Thursday. There's always professional staff there too." Puzerewski feels that the extended hours will be popular with a lot of students. "The professional staff w1ll be able to see a wider r&nge of people too, everyone"s really looking forwared to it. I think it will expand things for everyone and will just be popular right across the board." Cable TV comes to residence halls by Laura Pestka. Assistant News Editor As of September 4th Park! lde will be with a new cable lervtce installed by .Jones Inlercable. The new system is called Universal Service. As for the cost, Parkside's ~w Director of Residence fe, Deann Possehl said, "It tects room rates in a genersense." Students living on ~rnpus w1ll pay an additional ve dollars a semester to :ver Installation costs. Posh) said, "We want to offer l\'lore services for students." 0:{he Universal Service will tei!r. several options. Newer up :,:is1ons will be able to pick Clu Dorm-vision," which inad ~e_s 44 channels, at no lhedi~1ona1 charge ot}ler than Old five dollar a semester fee. ~ er televisions can pick up co!tVision with the added ~t ~f a cable converter. The sern s S3.95 a month, $13.95 a ester, or $27.90 for the ck I Year. The educator age includes the 44-cl:lan- Workers connect cable TV to residence halls nels plus one premium service of either HBO, Ctnemax, Showtirne, or The Movie Channel. The rate is $16.95 a month, $58.95 a semester, or $ll7.90 for the school year. The graduate package allows for two premium services in. addition to the 44 channels. The monthly cost is $24.95, a semester of service $86.95, and the school rate ls $173.90. costs year Carthage has also installed the Universal Service this fall. Several other UW campuses have the same service. Possehl said, "It (Universal Service) seems to be real popular." Hearron takes Rang!!r helm by Jenny Oarr Former Editor Describing the coming academic year as a time of "transltion" for the campus newspaper, new Ranger editor Jon Hearron is eager to continue- the tradition of a quality product. Hearron takes over as editor after witnessing the graduation of almost the entire staff from previous years. "There's no doubt that this is a year of transition," Hearron said, "but I look forward to it as an opportunity for fresh ideas and new faces to make their marks on Parkside's campus." Hearron was Ranger assistant business manager and business manager last year and he -feels that job gave him solid insight into the business aspect of the organi• zation. "U there ls no money, there will be no product each week," he said. "I think my background and the strides my staff and I have made over the summer w1JJ take the burden off Segregated Fees and make the advertising revenue greater so we can continue to produce a good product." The selection of editor for this year's Ranger came amidst some controversy at the end of spring semester. In a rare move, the Ranger Board of Directors reversed the decision of the Selection Committee, which was comprised of staff and students. Hearron remains undaunted by the circumstances surrounding his selection. ''I feel that the Ranger Board displayed courage to reverse the decision of the Selection Committee ,md, further, that l now have the endorsement of the Selection Committee. Alth. ough it is a good process to have the feedback of objective represent.atlves, the Board Ultlmately has their fingers on the pulse of the paper and those members of the Board who participated in the reversal-had the best interests of Ranger at heart." Over the summer, Hearron has worked to draft a proposed change In the Ranger by-laws to avoid any further confusion in the editor selection process in the future. "Hopefully, these changes will meet with the approval of the new Board of Directors d put out any fires before ey begin to smolder," he commented. Hearron was recruited from his high school alma Jon Hearron 1988-89 Ranger Editor mater, J.I. case Higb Scilool in Racine, for the position he held with the Ranger 1asi year. He held the position of business manager and editorial page editor for '' Just In Case," the school's newspaper. Hearron feels that he - further improved his writing skills through his freshman English classes at Parkside. "The advanced composition class here gave me an oppor• tunity to sharpen my own skills and to accurately evalu- . ate the work of other students," he explained. "Be• cause most of our staff writers and photographer& are not paid, it ls extremelj important that the editor be sensitive to the effort put , forth by these students as well as continuing to encourage improvement In each writer's skill level. I am counting on the experience of the returning staff to keep the ball roll1ng until the new writers develop their own confidence levels. · "The main thing for our readers to remember," Hear. ron pointed out," is that we all work very hard and long hours to turn out a product each week. It is ama.zl.ng the amount of work involved even in producing our smallest issue. The team effort that we gtve is evident eacli week with the product.'' Although the Ranger staff did some recruiting in late spring, there is always room for one more writer, photo~rapher or helping hand at the Ranger office. Anyone interested in making a contrlbu~ tion to the Parkside Ranger ts encouraged to stop by the office adjacent to the Ooffee Shoppe on the D-1 level of WLLC. 2 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger y"asked. ,, Counselor's corner I have a hunch that a lot of very Important questions people have often go unanswered. Think how many times you've wanted to ask somethlng you thought was important (espec1ally something personal) and for one reason or another never got around to It. Maybe you didn't know whom to ask, thought the question might be viewed by others as silly, thought you would be the only one asking such a question, or were too embarrassed to ask It. The real danger lies, of course, In not asking and getting an answer to a question Important to you. We ask questions as a way of getilng Information to make us more knowledgeable and heip us make Important deerslons. Oftentimes having the answer to a particular question results in a better decision and the difference between succeeding or falling ,-being happy or sad, healthy or I'm convinced that more people would seek answers to personal questions if there were an easier, more convenient way to ask them. ThInk of all the personal questions that wouldn't get answered If It weren't tor newspaper columnists who respond to the personal questions their readers send In. And don't believe someone who vigorously denies reading these "advice columns." Many read them and use the advice to help solve their own or someone else's problems. The "Counselor's Comer" gives every student the opportunity to ask personal questions and receive answers an anonymous way. For my responses to your questions, on professional and personal experiences and judgment. Responses will be direct and to the point. While obviously cannot aware ot all the nuances surrounding your particular question or situation, my response will be one which makes sense to me and that I believe wUl be of help to you, the question asker. So let me hear from you. Remember I any personal question is an important one if It's on your mind. And, chances are others will benefit from your having asked it! The IlCounselor's Corner" column will be successful since you asked. Editor's Note: Don't be shy! The "Counselor's Corner" is the place where members of the Parkside community can anonymously ask questions of a personal as well as general nature and in return receive caring and professional response to the question that may help others as well as yourself. Thls column is .tof you. The "Counselor-s Corner" was conceived as an outreach for those need of answers who didn't know where to turn. Our hopes are high for the column. The potential Is there, and so are you. If you're looking for an answer I give Stu a try. Questions may be submitted at the Ranger offIce, typed or neatly hand-written, in a sealed envelope. There is a lock box labeled "Counse- Stu Rubner The counselor in the corner lor's Corner" in which to de. posit them. Questions wlll be chosen by Stu Rubner. A little effort on yoiJr part may help a whole lot. I SKIPPED LEADING MYSTUDENTS IN :THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE ONE DA.Y.,.......•..,. ... 11 The Republicans get their way Library to hos,t celebration Laura Pestka Asst. News Editor way grocery stores scan. UPC codes. •'It's a major major step for the university to accomplish this," says Piele. The on-line catalog will state the avaiiabUity status of the books; whether available,- checked out, lost, ready-to-beshelved, etc. It also pinpoints more accurately where- in the library a book Is located. Piele says, "It seems to us that It makes It-more likely that people will find what they're looking for." Planning tor the program began In 1982. The program Itself won't be completed for . several more years due to the amount of Information that needs to be processed. Two other systems, acqulsttton and serial, will available In a few years. Right now we're taking "the first steps towards an electric library. The acquisition system reduce the amount of work involved In ordering and cataloging books. The accounting process will also be more accurate. This' system will, among other things, give the librarian access to a special report that will Indicate how often a particular book has been checked out. The serial system should be ready within two years. ThIs system will be able to Include periodicals in the on line sys, tern. "The Implications are very far reaching." All 13 UW campuses have this system except Milwaukee and Madison which have devised their own systems. In four or five years there will be some kind of network to connect all the campuses. The money being spent on the program comes to about half a million dollars. The funds were provided by special money from the legtslature. This is money that was specifically earmarked for the program. Ali of the UW campuses received money for the new system, but Parkside was the only one to get money for remodllng to accommodate the system. Luck was the main Ingredient for getting the additional money. The Issue happened to be up In the air when the legislature decided to implement the new system on the UW campuses, On Monday, September 12, between 4 and 6 p.m., the Library Learning Center will host a grand opening celebration. The event will take place Inside the main entrance on the L-l level. Refreshments will be served making this the first, and probably the last, time that the "No Food or Drinks Allowed" signs can be disregarded. LInda Piele, Acting Director of the Ubrary Learning Center, sees the celebration as a "good excuse to have a party". ThIs open house will also double as a reception for new faculty members. "It's the end of a definite state," says Piele. The main attraction of the Grand Opening is the new circulation system, the LS/2000, that works In conjunction with the on-line catalog. Instead of having to fill out a list of information for each book to be checked out, the books w111 be scanned the EDITORIAL STAFF in-Chief Jeff Lemmermann , Sports Editor Petti!.. George Koenig Entertainment Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins Circu!ation Manager John Marter Distribution Manager Curt Shircel Business Manager Ranger is written and edit~d by students of UW-Par~side, who are solely responsible for its editorial pol~ dcayyasnd content. IS pubhshed every Thursday dUring the academic year except over breaks and holt- . letters to the e~itor will. be accepted only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words or less-.A11 lheettlderuspmonusret qbueeSstIgned. WIth a telephone number Included for verification purposes . 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Library celebration. inside entrance L-1 Refreshments will this ''Allowed" disregarded. Linda Director Library as to party'•. This will also ''def1n.lte Plele. circulation in line Instead will scan "to accomplish will availability available, to-be. shelved, is "It to it it more for in itself to information to acquisition be in will involved in cataloging ac. curate. This to will indicate within This will include system. ''implications are very devised will spe. cial legislature. This All remodling accommodate ingredient issue in UW campuses. Jon Hearron .................. Editor-in-Chief Amy Pettit.. ................. Managing Editor Jeff Lemmermann ............ Sports Editor ar_,d Parkside. poli• cy and It 1s published ThurSday during hol~ days. George Koenig ..... Entertainment Editor Kelly McKissick .................. News Editor Laura Pestka ............ Asst. News Editor Kevin Zirkelbach ................ Copy Editor John Kehoe ...................... Photo Editor ..... Circulation ......... Shi reel ............. Letters will_ less. All h~ettled rusp monu sret qbuee ssitg.n ed, with included · be with· faRmaantgoerry r.e serves andfor deDeadline tor ads 1 O a m Thursday. ' · · All UW-Parl<side Kem~ ogs)53141 . 2287 553-2295 Adve·rtis - : , Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 19883 PUAB keeps beer garden down by Kelly McKissick News Editor interim alcohol policy :Ushed last year b~ the OS !<SIde Union Advisory paa:r 1 (PUAB) will remain in for this year's first ~~e on Friday (featuring TheNewsboyS). A PUAB meeting was held onThursday, sept. 1to determinewhether or not that polio would remain in effect for ~ year. The policy was establishedin March of last year, ,previous to that, a beer gardenwas used to separate _ers and non-drinkers at dances.Many students voiced complaintsabout student segregalion, so an alcohol subcommittee of PUAB was formedto address the issue. Illecommtttee decided that if old drinking procedures were re.emphasized~ and further precauliOnswere taken to keepunderage students from obtaining alcohol at dances, theneed for a beer garden could b.e eliminated. There were serious argu. me~ts both in favor of and agamst the beer garden at the PUAB meeting. One major point of discussion was that under the interim policy, guests must be of legal drink. ing age. If the beer garden was used, guests only had to ' be 18 years old. After 45 ~inutes of discussion. it was fmally proposed that PU AB vote to retain the interim alcohol policy and re-form the alcohol subcommittee to further investigate the issue. The proposal passed, 7-0-0, with a friendly amendment added to the policy. The new alcohol policy subcommittee will consist of PUAB members Jay Lewandowski, Mark .Thompson, Kelly McKissick, Tim Grygera, Stephanie Bragg, Diane Welsh and Mike Menzbuber. Doug Wielgat, assistant director of campus police, will also 'participate in the subcommittee's discussions. It was stated that any student who wishes to provide input on the issue is welcome to attend SUbcommittee meetings. The interim policy was established to live within the alcohol policy guidelines set by the university. which state "admission to dances where alcoholic beverages are served will be limited to Parkside students, faculty, staff and their invited guests Who are of legal drinking age." The interim policy is as follows: Procedures for dances with attendance of 150-450: • There will be four officers on duty at the dance (no more than two student officers). One will be located at the door. two roaming throughout the dance, one at the bar. • An officer will check m's, and wristbands will be placed on the left arms of those who are of legal drinking age. • Minors will be stamped on the left hand. • Clear cups will be used. • Bartenders will serve one beer per person. • Signage will be located at the door, behind the bar and above the ticket window warning of the consequences of illegal passing or possession of alcohol. • Officers will eject any via. laters from the dance. All violators will be repored to the campus discipline officer and/or will be issued a citation. The policy established· for dances with attendance of 150 or fewer contains the same points about clear cups, bartenders serving orily one beer per person, signage and consequences of violations. Only two officers will be on duty, and the bartender must card everyone wishing to purchase alcohol. The friendly amend. ment added to the policy reads: There will be no readmittance to the dance without repayment. SCShelps students find volunteer work by Kelly McKissick News Editor Are you an undeclared major?Are you ~ling to be challenged?Are you looking lorvariety in llfe? Are you in needof job references? Are you Interested in helping others?If you answer. "yes" to any of the above, Carol Engberg,dlrector of Student ())mmUnity Services, can helpyou. Student Community Servleea is something new on eampusthis year. It provides ltudents an opportunity to belpRacine and Kenosha vol- 1lJIteer organizations by giv- Ing twoof their most valuable gifts. time and energy. ' Engbergworked as a teacher, director of a nutrition program for older adults in KenOSha and as a senior ctttzendirector at a church be. lorebecoming involved in the Renosha Voluntary Action Center,Which helped her obtain a federal grant to start StudentCommunity Services. SteveMcLaughlin, director Of StUdent Life, talked to ~ngbergduring the writing of e grant and said that he ~Id furnish office space for ~r activities at Parkside, e Works as a link between dents wishing to broaden etr experiences at college d needy volunteer organ!- IaUnnsin Racine and Keno. aha. thWhenshe began her job in e beginning of August. she ~lted a number of-volunteer agenCies in Kenosha who "ere able to provide over 00· r'Sible VolWlteer positions ~ or students. "They vary fromsomething as a simple as working in thel soup kitch. en to possibly working on, Carol Engberg computer programs," she said. Other openings include, video production, youth dance supervisor, radio broadcasting, court advocate and schoolroom tutor. "We have a lot of requests for working with handicapped people, in a workshop setting, a swimming pool or group counseling," Engberg said. uU's volunteer work, they're (~e students) not getting paid for it," Engberg explained, "but the benefits are that it gives them some added experience. It might have some effect on their career choice and it gives them references for future employment." She said that she has talked to a number of faculty who want to include the program in their curriculum. "They want to say, 'All right, we're going to be learning about social issues. We'll learn about It in the class and then you'll go out and experience it first hand.' The students will get credit for this as well," she said. The Student Community ·Services statement of purpose is to "give college students the chance to apply academic Join Our Winning Team N\.' Job opportunities f\I\ I+i: At I-I-T: ~ 22nd Ave. Location . * Shift Management * Maintenance * Food Preparation * Customer ServiceBenefits ** AUdnivfaonrmcesmenPtrovidOepdp.ortunities ' Free Meal (each time you work) : Flexible Hours (work a~und SChediule) for more Informat on Contact Our McDonald's Manager At 3316 • 22nd Ave. Ron's PCaa Sandwiches anaCocktailS Sundays: ~ BlOOdyMarys . 2 for I, 12-4 p.m, Tuesdays: "South of the Border Day" Margarltas Plna Coladas Dreamslcles $1.50 Opens Mon-Sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon SSO'52nd Kenosha, WI &57-4455 experience to the problems of those in need. It encourages career exploration and it offers communities access to a reservoir of talent and energy. Through their involvement in student community service programs, students become more aware of their civic responsibilities and are more likely to establish a life. long pattern of helping others." Engberg's role in thla pro- Volunteers, see page 7 • Faculty, staff receive ·awards Distingutshed service and teaching awards were presented by Sheila Kaplan, Parkside chancellor, during Convocation ceremonies at .the university Thursday, Sept. 1. Recipients of the 1988 Stella C. Gray Distinguished Teaching Award were David Holmes, associate professor of art and Jacqueiine Dlatt, a math lecturer. Keith Harris, technical theatre mananger, received the Academic Staff Distlnguished Service Award. Sharon Petrach, a program assistant in the Division of Education. received the Classified Staff Distinguished Service Award. Holmes, Racine, joined Parkside in 1977.He is nationally recognized for his work in sculpture and painting. His works have been exhibited throughout the country, inctuding the Smithsonian Instltute and the Art Institute of Chicago. Holmes holds a master's degree in fine arts from UW-Madlson and a bachelor's degree from the Tyler School of Art, Temple University, Philadelphia. Dlatt joined Parkside in 1985.She holds a master's degree in education with a specialization in mathematics from Northeastern lllinois State University. Harris joined Parkslde in 1984. He holds a master of fine arts degree from the University of Kansas. Harris is responstble for set design and stage preparation for UW· Parkside theatre productions. Petrach began at Parkside in 1971. During her 17 years at the university I she has been active in the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees' Local 2180 at Parkslde and currently serves as first vice president. - 5 Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 3 pUAB keeps beer garden down Faculty, staff receive awards Distinguished service and teaching awanls were presented by Sheila Kaplan, Parkside chancellor, during Convocation ceremonies at the university Thursday, Sept. 1. by Kelly McKissick News Editor Interim alcohol policy ~J.ished last year b;: the e kside Union Advisory par (PUAB) will remain in ~ for this year's first =~e on Frlday (featuring The Newsboys). A PUAB meeting was held 00 Thursday, Sept. 1 to deteraune whether or not that policy would remainli in effect for thiS year. The po cy was estabUShed in March of last y~~vious to that, a beer garoen was used to separate i!rlnkers and non-drinkers at 11ances. Many students voiced complaints about student segregation, so an alcohol subcommittee of PUAB was formed to address the issue. The committee decided that if old drinking procedures were re.emphasized and further precautions were taken to keep underage students from obtaining alcohol at dances, the need for a beer garden could b.e eliminated. There were serious argu. ments both ln favor of and against the beer garden at the. PUAB meeting. One maJor point of discussion was that under the interim policy, ~ests must be of legal drinking age. If the beer garden was used, guests only had to be 18 years old. After 45 minutes of discussion, it was finally proposed that PUAB vote to retain the interim alcohol policy and re-form the alcohol subcommittee to further investigate the issue. The proposal passed, 7-0-0, with a friendly amendment added to the policy. The new alcohol policy subcommittee will consist of PUAB members Jay Lewandowski, Mark Thompson, Kelly McKissick, Tim Gryg. era, Stephanie Bragg, Diane Welsh and Mike Menzhuber. Doug Wielgat, assistant director of campus police, will also ·participate in the subcommittee's discussions. It was stated that any student who wishes to provide input on the issue is welcome to attend subcommittee meetings. The interim policy was established to live within the alcohol policy guidelines set by the university, which state "adrnission to dances where alcoholic beverages are served will be limited to Parkside students, faculty, staff and their invited guests who are of legal drinking age." The interim policy is as follows: Procedures for dances with attendance of 150-450: • There will be four officers on duty at the dance (no more than two student officers). One will be located at the door, two roaming throughout the dance, one at the bar. • An officer will check ID's, and wristbands will be placed on the left arms of those who are of legal drinking age. • Minors will be stamped on the left hand. • Clear cups will be used. • Bartenders will serve one beer per person. • SJgnage will be located at the door, behind the bar and above the ticket window warning of the consequences of illegal passing or possession of alcohol. • Officers will eject any violaters from the dance. All violators will be repored to the campus discipline officer and/or will be issued a citation. The policy established • for dances with attendance of 150 or fewer contains the same points about clear cups, bartenders serving only one beer per person, signage and consequences of violations. Only two officers will be on duty, and the bartender must card everyone wishing to purchase alcohol. The friendly amendment added to the policy reads: There will be no readmittance to the dance without repayment. Recipients of the 1988 Stella C. Gray Distinguished Teaching Award were David Holmes, associate professor of art and Jacqueline Dlatt, a math lecturer. Keith Harris, technical theatre mananger. received the Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award. Sharon Petrach. a program assistant in the Division of Education, received the Classified Staff Distinguished Service Award. Holmes, Racine, joined Parkside iri 1977. He Is nationally recognized for his work in sculpture and painting. His works have been exhibited throughout the country, including the Smithsonian Institute and the Art Institute of Chicago. Holmes holds a master's degree in fine arts from UW-Madison and a bachelor's degree from the Tyler School of Art, Temple University, Philadelphia. SCS helps students find volunteer work Dlatt joined Parkside in 1985. She bolds a master's degree in education with a specialization in mathematics from Northeastern Illinois State University. by Kelly McKissick News Editor Are you an undeclared major? Are you willing to be challenged? Are you looking for variety in life? Are you in need of job references? Are you interested in helping others? If you answer "yes" to any of the above, Carol Engberg, director of Student Community Services, can help you. Student Community Services 1s something new on campus thls year. It provides aludents an opportunity to help Racine and Kenosha volunteer organizations by givtwo of their most valuable · time and energy. Engberg worked as a teacher, director of a nutrition proKram for older adults in Kenosha and as a senior citizen director at a church before becoming involved in the Kenosha Voluntary Action Center, which helped her oblain a federal grant to start Student Community Services. Steve McLaughlin, director Of Student Life, talked to ~ngberg during the writing of e grant and said that he ~ld furnish office space for ~r activities at Parkside. e works as a link between dents wishing to broaden Ir experiences at college d needy volunteer organitaUons in Racine and KenoBha. When she began her job in the beginning of August, she \'!sited a number of ,volunteer agencies in Kenosha who Were able to provide over ISO· rsslble volunteer positions or students. "They vary ~rn something as a simple working in the soup kitchen to possibly working on / Carol Engberg computer programs," she said. Other openings include video production. youth dance supervisor, radio broadcasting court advocate and sch~olroom tutor. "We have a lot of requests for working with handicapped people, in a workshop setting, a swimming pool or group counseling," Engberg said. "It's volunteer work, they're (t,he students) not getting paid for it," Engberg explained, "but the benefits are that it gives them some added experience. It might have some effect on their career choice and it gives them references for future employment." She said that she has talked to a number of faculty who want to include the program in their curriculum. "They want to say, • All right, we're going to be learning about social issues. We'll learn about it in the class and then you'll go out and experience it first hand.' The students will get credit for this as well," she said. The Student Community Services statement of purpose is to "give college students the chance to apply academic Join Our Winning Team M Job Opportunities M f~ At f-+i: 22nd Ave. Location * Shift Management * Maintenance * Food Preparati~n * customer Service Benefits * Uniforms Provided * Advancement Opportunities Free Meal (each time you work) * Flexible Hours (work a~und schedule) * for more mformation Contact Our McDonald's Manager At 3316 - 22nd Ave. experience to the problems of those in need. It encourages career exploration and it offers communities access to a reservoir of talent and energy. Through their involvement in student community service programs, students become more aware of their civic resl)Onsiblllties and are more likely to establish a lifelong pattern of helping others.'' Engberg's role in this pro- Vo/unteers, see page 7 Harris joined Parkside in 1984. He holds a master of fine arts degree from the University of Kansas. Harris is responsible for set design and stage preparation for UWParkside theatre productions. Petrach began at Parkside in 1971. During her 17 years at the university, she has been active in the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees' Local 2180 at Parkside and currently serves as first vice president. Ron's Pfuce Sarufwiclus ana Cocftaifs Sundays: Bloody Marys 2 for 1, 12-4 p.m. TUesdays: "South Of the Border Day" Margaritas Pina Coladas Dreamslcles $1.50 Opens Mon-sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon - !!DI 52nd Kenosha.WI 657-4455 4 ThundaY. sept. 8. 1988 Ranger .... New students give reasons for choosing Parkside . byAbaHaueIn. Foreign Correapoadeat Summertime at Parkslde means new student orientations. Over 1000 new students will be coming to Parkslde thIa fall and nearly all went through the orlentaUon programs. The orientation proce... ts geared to acquaint new students with the things that they will be expected to do throughout their academIc career including how to regis. ter for classes. There were six student leaders working during the orientaUons sessions. They were LIsa Orthrnan, Colleen geavttte, Jon Hearron, Jay Lewandowski, Mark Thomp- To Sign Up Phone Mike PiaU 654-0055 or 654-0723 New Bowling Leagues Forming at Platt Lanes MIXED COUPLES BOWLING EVERY OTHER WEEK Friday Night 9:00 p.m. Sunday Night 4:00-6:00 or 8:00 p.m. Saturday Night Once a month - 9:00 p.m. ALL LIMITED TO 16 COUPLES .M. WEEKNI HT SPECIAL Monday thru Thursday - 3 per Team 51000 INCLUDES: __ FBroewe lBineger from9-11 P M - pS.ho rter BowJm' g Season .. - nze Fund LIMITED TO 24 BOWLERS PER REQUESTED NJGHT ~ :,o ...e.. Tea.... Needed/or Itfo..day/6:30 p..... e./e .... Neededfor Wed"e"day/6:30 p.m. .. 1(1'1222. ~jZS"tson and Jim Voss. These leaders gave new students some insight from students' perspecUves. Most of the new students seemed to feel better prepared for college life because of the orientation progr~m. ChrIsUne Dejno says, "I think It helped 'cause I had no Idea (where to go); I had been In the school a couple of times, but I'm glad I went on the tour, ...I like to know where I'm going and what I'm doing." Craig SImpkins Is a nontradlUonal student returning to school after an injury "onthe- job." CraIg enjoyed the orientation program because the student leaders made It InterestlHg- Craig says, "It's nice to know where shit Is." Scott Singer, who recently graduated from Bradford, says, •'I chose Parkside because its close to home and they have a real good bust- Students, see page 5 Parkside has new housing director - by Laura Pestka Asst. News Editor Parkslde recently acquired a new director of student housing, DeAnn possehl. She started In July when -the former director, Steve Irwin, resigned. possehi was originally hired as Irwin's assistant but became the dIrector due In Irwin'S resignation. possehi attended Luther College, a small private school In Iowa, for her undergraduate' degree. She received her masters at UW· River Falls where she was also a hall director for three years. As for now she ended up at Parkside, 101 worked in the UW System at River Falls and I knew a little bit about the school. I also knew Steve Irwin and he kind of talked me Into applying." Several aspects of Parkslde attracted possehl to the school. •'What drew me here was the unusual setup, the fact that It's a brand new program." She DeAnn Possehl also enjoys interacting students. Willi On-campus hOUsingIs new at Parkslde SUI1 leaves plently of ;..., which new Ideas. ''J'he fact U:t lor jut starting out gives It'. chance to make a dlffeme a because It's not really ~ IIshed," said Possehl. es_ . Possehl has several that she would like' to a ~ pllsh here at parksldeCC: most Important goalls in hall councll going and ~ working with the pro mlng. She would also ~ work on increasing servl for resident students .:: stated Possehl, ufuc ". '1,1 traffic flow In and out :- .... ' •...•......·1... -f.t, orfntche, along with greater 0 e central areas." - .•. She hopes to encourage dents to have a greater s of responslbUity and belle making a better livingen .F .,•.,•%};. ronment Is part of the ... \N~_~ail1l_celss. . 1 Union Square Bar Mon.-Thurs. 11:a.m.-2:30 p.m. Fn. 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Su~. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Umon Square Grill Mon.-Thurs. 11:a.m.-2:30 pm 8:00 p.m. - 10:30 p.m. .. Fri. 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Sun. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Dining Room Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 a -7' Fnday 7:30 a.m._2:0~·p.~.0 p.m. Coffee Shoppe . Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 a m -8 p Fri. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m.' .m. HOURS Information center Mon.• Thurs. 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Tues., Wed. 7:45 a.m.-5:30 p m Fn. 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. .. Reservations Office Mon., Thurs. 8 a.m.-7:30 p m Tues., Wed. 8 a.m.-4:30 p.rn . Fn. 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. . Mini Matt Mon.-Fri. Noon-8 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-Noon Sun. 4 p.m.-7 p.m. Recreation Center Mon.-Thurs.9 a.m.-11p.m. Friday 9 a.m.-Midnight Saturday 9 a.m.-Midnight 4 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger New students give reasons for choosing Parkside Parkside has new housing director Summertime at Parkside m new student orientaion . Ov r 1000 n w stud nts wlll comlng to Parksld thl.8 f l and nearly all w nt through th ort ntation proms. The orientation prog d to cqualnt new students with the things that they will be expected to do thrOughout their academic career including how to register for classes. There were six student leaders working during the orientations sessions. They were Lisa Orthman, Colleen Seavitte. Jon Hearron, Jay Lewandowski, Mark Thomp- To Sign Up Phone Mike Platt by Laura Pestka Asst. News Editor son and Jim Voss. These leaders gave new students some inSight from students' Parkside recently acquired perspectives. a new director of student Most of the new students housing, De.Ann Possehl. She seemed to feel better pre- started in July when the forpared for college life because mer director, Steve Irwin, reof the orientation progra,m. signed. Possehl was originalChristine Dejno says, "I think ly hired as Irwin's assistant 1t helped 'cause I had no idea but became the director due (where to go); I had been in to Irwin's resignation. the school a couple of times, Possehl attended Luther but rm glad I went on the College, a small private tour, ... I like to know where school in Iowa, for her underI'm going and what I'm graduate degree. She redoing." ceived her masters at UWCraig Simpkins is a non- River Falls where she was traditional student retuming also a hall director for three to school after an injury • 'on- years. the-job." Craig enjoyed the As for how she ended up at orientation program because Parkside, "I worked in the DeAnn Possehl the student leaders made it UW System at River Falls also enjoys interacttn N B I interesting. Craig says, "It's and I knew a little bit about students. g Wltll ew ow ing Leagues nice to know where shit is." the school. I also knew Steve On-campus housing ls 654-0055 or 654-0723 F Scott Slnger, who recently Irwin and he kind of talked new at Parkside sun orming at Platt Lanes graduated from Bradford, me into applying." Several leaves plently of ~ WhlcJi says, "I chose Parkside be- aspects of Parkside attracted ~ew ideas. "The fact O:t ~ MIXED COUPLES BOWLING cause its close to home and Possehl to the school. "What Jut starting out gives lta they have a real good busl- drew me here was the unusu- chance to make a dlffe rne a EVERY OTHER WEEK Students, 8ff page 5 al setup, the tact that it's a because It's not ....Uy-• brand new program." She Ushed," said Possehl estab, ~~:~~YN~~~t :~gg-~ :~o or 8:00 p.m. i---sAf [y:-a~ ::~~~::~; E:i1~ Satu:.:\~!~~i~~ ~t~~~~:~~o p.m. ! STUDENT DISCOUNTS ~-I ?o!~rifi~! i:,: :00 .M. WEEKNI HT SPECIAL l WITH STUDENT I.Q,r 0 \' ::?Ing. 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Fn . 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. ______ L __ c~::~l!_E!~!:..~t.:,<:,~~~~~~tOf'A-TiO~ ~ ,, ~ ~;I ~~~ent is part of the pro, ..................... ;..;;~~ Union Square Bar M?n,-Thurs. 11 :a.m.-2:30 p.m. Fn. 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Su~. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Umon Square Grill Mon.-Thurs. 11:a.m.-2:30 Pm 8:90 p.m. - 10:30 p.m. · · Fn. 11 :00 a.m.-2:30 p m 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. · · Sun. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Dini"-H Room ~~-- h_urs. 7:30 a.m.-?:00 p.m. ay 7.30 a.m.-2:00 p.m. Coffee Shoppe · M~n.-Thurs. 7:30 a m _8 Fn. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.ni. . p.m. Mini Mart Mon.-Fri. Noon-8 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-Noon Sun. 4 p.m.-7 p.m. Recreation Center Mon.-Thurs.9 a.m.-11 p.m. Friday 9 a.m.-Midnight Saturday 9 a.m.-Midnight Sunday Noon-10 p,m. OrientatIon acquaints students Sludenls, from page 4 - ess program." Scott apnreciated the assistance he ~ceived picking his first semester. Scott. also hopes to ark on the Ranger staff this _ ;,ar. Scott did say that the food that was served during theorientation program could havebeen better. • Christine Czerkas, who is lng to be slaying in the reo ~entce halls, said she chose parkside because "it's a small school with a great science program," Christine really appreciated the help she received choosing her cIasses. Christine hopes to workwith the radio stauon while at Parkside. DeniseMoline was referred to Parkside by a stUdent teacher that had graduated (rom here. Denise saId that she Jearned alot, but there was so much information crammedInto such a Short tlm. lIlat It was hard to rememberIt all. John Vescova chose Park. aide because It Is close to 110m•• John was surprised to /IIId oul, "That I can't just tab any class I want, Z have to lake the baslc stuff first. .. Whenasked It he felt more' prepared for college atler at. tendlng'the orlenlation he IIld, "Yes, Z definitely wouldn't hove known what to do." Jenny·tntsch Is coming to Parkslde because It'll close to ..' Off Campus Jammin' by J. Mark Hall Below, Is located off Hwy, 38. ("Sunny Sparks") across from Mitchell Alrpo in MilwaUkee. This place 1 Too all you people Who are air conditioned, and rocks fo 21 and under, I know the per. five consecutive nights; e8C feet places to meet people night Is different. and make friends! Places Wednesday is New Wave Where you can dance the night; Thursday Is college night away, and If you can't night (so bring your college dance, you're sure to learn. ill); Friday Is all-request There are a number of off. night; Saturday Is the-place_ campus places to go, known to-be night (or party night. as non-alcoholic lounges or because that's Whenthe place dance clubs. There are five In gels jumpln'); Sunday Is MIlwaukee and one In Racine. rocktn' the night away wt FIrst, there's The Attic on Heavy Melal NIght. Hwy. 110, out by Stiver Spring The club In Racine Is Rd., In MIlwaukee. It's not Jason's, 2010 Douglas Ave. air conditioned, but they kick It's a great place to go. but out the jams. only open for those under 21 StUdents wait patiently to register. whTihchenIs alstoheoren'sHwy.B1a0i0le,yb'su,t po.nm.SuTnhdeayy pnliagyhtsallfroBmOris7-101 home and inexpensIve. Jenny Ing" her go. In regards to the closer to Racine. In Turns musIc, but USUally dan thought that the orienlatIon ori~nlation program, Michelle and Park Avenue are In musIc. was "fun" and went on to saId, "It took too long, but Z downtown MIlwaukee. In The other places are usu say, "z had a good time" learned a10t about the Turns Is open to people under ally open from 7 p.m.-l a.m. .Jenny welcomed the' opport~. campus and what goes on." 21 on Tuesdays, and Park and cost $5 or less. So go ou nlty to learn her way around On a clOSingnote, the orten, Avenue has a college night on and have fun U you're unde campus. Jenny says, "Z feel tatron program, offered by Wednesdays. 21. and jam with me In sbIedtete)r b(aebcoaustecomnoinwg tIo Pkanrokw. ;~:rtho~ved~i:tSotub!e2:dve~ryn~ltl~ULcJcfe~ses~tu~lO•. .~..f:~f~MIc:~=eY~:fa:v:o=rlte::,::Tw::en:ty=-on::e::::pIa::c:es::to=::bel=====:; some people that go to achool here." When Michell Floyd was asked Why she chose Park. side she responded, •'Because Jenny (Ultsch) Is going here.·J She went on to say that she ws only kidding. MI. chelle Is going to Parkslde be. cause her parents are, "milk. Looking So Smart! . c. J.. > \ J-' . ( . . . l.'·""'_CMl...,.;s P PROFESSIONAL SALON PRODUCTS r-----COUPON-----..., Shampoo, Condition & Cut I I ONLY $695 I I 'Good Only ":'0 c~~~;:r:,:.r.=r:ontheyr offer. I l . expires 10NO/88 I -. --C-OS-T-CU-lT-ER-S®- __ -, ~HA . RACINE . '~VSide Shopping Center • ~~a£ ~=Bay Rd., S50WMI 'F!"<Jry~c.':.-6440 .. 3ns Doug'as Ave.,831-1313 ,~'·,~A .. nue .... 7-9200 ZION ..,,,.~~~ • 173Plaza 50 ~ Street, 158-8200 131121st Street, 74&-53 WE USE AND RECOMMEND PAUL MiTCHELL Announcing the Welcome Week SCAVENGER HUNT and QUEST for a Portable TV! * Learn about Parkside and qualify to WIN a portable TV. * Obtain all of the 10 items on the follOWing list and bring them to the Newsboys' Dance this Friday Nite. >A: All entries who have completed the list will be eligible for the portable TV drawingf 1) September 8th issue of the Ranger. 2) "Close Encounters of the Roomate Kind" _ published by the office of Res. Life. . 3) List of all student clubs/organizations 4) Student Health Services Brochure 5)Phy. Ed. bUilding schedule 6) "Passport to Success" from the Learning Assistance & Counselling Office. 7) Bag from the Bookstore 8) Recreation Center Coupon 9) Parks ide Activities Board Coupon 10) Bookmarker of library hours. * Complete this list •••and you could WIN a portable TV! Sponsored by the Student Activities Office . and the Ranger. . b__ orientation acquaints students Off Campus Jam min' students, from page 4 ness program." . Scott apreciated the assistance he ~ceived picking his first semester. Scott. also hopes to work on the Ranger staff this year, Scott did say that the food that was served during the orientation program could 11ave been better. ChJ'i5tine Czerkas, who is going to be staying in the resJdentce halls, said she chose parkside because "it's a small school with a great science program." Christine really appreciated the help she received choosing her claSSeS, Christine hopes to work with the radio station while at Parkside. Denise Moline was referred to Parkside by a student teacher that had graduated Sfudents wait patiently to register. by J. Mark Ball ("Sunny Sparks") Too all you people who are 21 and under, I know the perfect places to meet people and make friends! Places where you can dance the night away, and If you can't dance, you're sure to learn. There are a number of oftcampus places to go, known as non-alcoholic lounges or dance clubs. There are five in Milwaukee and one In Racine. First, there's The Attic on Hwy. no, out by Silver Spring Rd., in Milwaukee. It's not air conditioned, but they kick out the jams. Then there's Bailey's, Below, ls located off Hwy. 38, across from Mitchell A1rpo in Milwaukee. This place t air conditioned, and rocks fo five consecutive nights; eac night is different. Wednesday ls New Wave night; Thursday ls college night (so bring your college ID); Friday ls all-reques night; Saturday ls the-placeto- be night (or party night, because that's when the place gets jwnpin'): Sunday ls rockin' the night away with Heavy Metal Night. trom here. Denise said that home and inexpensive. Jenny ing" her go. In regards to the Ille learned alot, but there thought that the orientation orientation program, Michelle which ls also on Hwy. 100, but closer to Racine. In Tums and Park Avenue are in downtown Milwaukee. In Tums ls open to people under 21 on Tuesdays, and Park Avenue has a college night on Wednesdays. The club In Racine ls Jason's, 2010 Douglas Ave. It's a great place to go, but only open for those under 21 on Sunday nights from 7-11 p.m. They play all sorta o music, but usually dance music. was so much information was "fun" and went on to said, "It took too long, but I crammed into such a short say, "I had a good time." learned alot about the 11me that it was hard to . Jenny welcomed the opportu- campus and what goes on.•• The other places are usu ally open from 7 p.m.-1 a.m. and cost $5 or Jess. SO go ou and have fun 1f you're unde 21 - and jam with me in remember It all. nity to learn her way around On a closing note, the orien- John Vescova chose Park- campus. Jenny says, "I feel tation program, ottered by side because it ls close to better (about coming to Park- the Student Life office, bome. John was surprised to side) because now I know P .• ro......,ve_d1111to__,be __ v_e_ry...,_su_c;;;;c,;;es;;;;sfu;..,;t. _____________________ .,. My favorite, Twenty-One places to be! 1111d out, "That I can't just some people that go to school lake any class I want, I have here." to take the basic stuff first." When Michell Floyd was When asked If he felt more asked why she chose Parkprepared for college after at- side she responded, • 'Because tending the orientation he Jenny (Ultsch) ls going 111d, "Yes, I definitely wou- here. " She went on to say ldn't have known what to do." that she ws only kidding. Mi- Jenny' Ultsch ls coming to chelle is going to Parkside be- Parkside because it's close to cause her- parents are, • 'mak· Announcing the Welcome Week SCAVENGER HUNT and QUEST for a Portable TV! • Learn about Parkside and qualify to WIN a portable TV. • Obtain all of the 10 items on the following list and bring them to the Newsboys' Dance this Friday Nite. • All entries who have completed the list will be eligible for the portable TV drawing! 1) September 8th issue of the Ranger. 2) 11 Close Encounters of the Roomate Kind'' - published by the office of Res. Life. · 3) List of all student clubs/organizations 4) Student Health Services Brochure 5) Phy. Ed. building schedule 6) "Passport to Success" from the Learning Assistance & Counselling Office. 7) Bag from the Bookstore 8) Recreation Center Coupon 9) Parkside Activities ~oard Coupon 1 O) Bookmarker of library hours. • Complete this list ... and you could WIN a portable TV! Sponsored by the Student Activities Office . and the Ranger. 6 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger New ree center director impressed with Parkside by Kelly McK1uIck New. EcII&or Mary Ellen Wesley "They seem to have a lot going for them and thiS should be an exceptional year." She explained that she "hasn't really defined" her duties as Student Activities adviser with PAB members yet, but feels that she WIll serve as a resource person for them. "so they will be able to come to me with questions on contracting, any aspect of running a program, and so on." Wesley said she has a lot of experience In pub- Uc relations, marketing ~d advertising to draw from in order to help students. Prior to her job placement at Parkslde, Wesley was the Student Activities adviser for UW.Waukesha. She was also involved,in some of the ethnic festivals and suinmerfest at the :MIlwaukee lakefront this summer. For this coming year, Wesley "would really Iike to-see more university Involvement with the Rec Center, via different toumaments and events that take place." "I'm really looking torward to working here, and I'm really enthusiastic about and impressed with this school.", she said. Who says snap judgments are bad? Although Mary EUen Wesley, coordinator of the Union Recreation Center and Student Activities advtBer, has been here only two weeka. she feels uenthusiastic" about and Hlmpressed" with student Involvement on campus. "I'm st1lJ trying to get UHd to It all, Wesley said. The Recreation center la current- Iy undergoing repairs and cosmetic changes. She explained that she III concentratlng on getting the employees oriented to their jobs right now. It was predicted that the R'ecreatlon center would be open for the tlrst day of school (Sopt. 6). , Wesley la enjoying her role as Student Actlvttles adv1Ber ... well. HI'm very impressed with the current executive committee of PAB (Parkslde Activities Board)," she said. ~ (fhirau-o [ribuuc - - Order now to receive the Chicago Tribune for half price ---Ii --D-YiS!;;;i~~;I~~~~;~;;'-~-T~~n:--------~----=-----l SPECIAL UNIVERSITY OFFER 1/2 Off The Chicago Tribune will keep you informed on sports, current events. nononot employment trends. social issues.the economy and global politics wnh award-winning. in-depth coverage of the news-the kind of coverage you con': find on TY. or radio. 00et "once "'''''''''''''' 2nd"""""'" Amc>.Jnl I- .- .- 00d o DoiI'ISo..rooy 5168 o DoiI' or'< 5105 o S<.no<;>, or'< 5 63 CoI v81.1.,me0 "-0"""P"aCymadent JeonccCIoIM• d [e::tlE!Ck0l' 1T'lCr'eY0def) E>profo)dQ1e Sog'o1ue --- """'"---------------- Ooss{FS.J.S)- -, 1oCO<mJOooro .... ,O:xlm _ ~ - Phone ~'---- ~Pho-n-e_-__-_-__-_-__-__-_-__-_--- ~'----- 00e<.,.,... Dece<roe< 31, 1988 --. ----- I I' Chicago TribUne 435 N, Michigan Ave. Room 504 ChIcogo.IL 60611 Call: CTSKenosha 654-5400 Moll 10; News Briefs Vietnam vet statue finished A Wisconsin Vietnam Veterans Memorial statue Co leted by students at UW_Plattevlll<; Is on Its way';:; f.eillsville, the site Ofthe state memonal, according to the Dubuque Telegraph Herald. Bud Wall, associate art professor !or the university, led a team of students through the castmg .of the statue over the past, 1% yel1rs: He sadd the project cost between $25000and $30 000 In materials and labor. , The statue, titled "The Hlghground," depicts a hellcop. ter trying to land to rescue a wounded soldier, Whois held up by two friends and a nurse, according to Wall. RObert Kanyuslk, a former Platteville art professor, designed the staTtuhee. 37-plece bronze statue was cast from rubber molds made of Kanytlsik's clay origma~s. Wind chimes bearin the names of 1250 Wisconsin servIcemen who died in Viet nam or', are missing- In actIon hang at the back .of the staTtuhee. memorial will be dedi.cated Sept. 18 at the lOO·acre site near Nelllsville after a 13-day tour. Acacia frat. brothers sentenced The four Acacia fraternity brothers from the Unlversliy of Illinois who disrupted an African literature class at UW_Madison last spring and were charged with raclSlll were gfven their sentences; according to the Wiscons~ state Journal. Thomas Hetn, Jason Dortenkel, Kenneth Welngard and Christopher D. Rockey were ordered by Judge George Northrup to write essays on the impact their disruption had In Madison, The four fraternity members pleadedno contest to charges of disorderly conduct and unatllhorized presence on university lands that were med after the April 8 class disruptions. I -, Northrup also gave the students a 12-month probation period in which they were ordered to write an apologyletter to UW_Madlson, give $50 to charity, provide 100hours of community service and pay a $90 fine. In the African literature class" Hein and Dorfenkel dis· rupted an examination while Rockey and Weingard inter. rupted a class reading by coughing loudly. Weingard also set off a stink bomb In the classroom. The Unlversily of Illinois chapter of Acacia was suspended by the Acacia national office. ' Minority enrollment up at Oshkosh MInority enrollment at UW-Oshkosh is up 43 percent this fall, according to the Oshkosh Northwestern. Registrations of black freshmen were up 119 percent, while the total number of black students rose from 97to 110. Registrations of Asian-American freshmen were up10 percent, and those of Hispanic freshmen were up 87percent. Registrations of American Indian freshmen had declined slightly from 15 to 12. A total of 328 minority students attended UW·Oshkosh during the 1987fall semeter. Ranger need's ad reps! Earn extra .'money! $! EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL . SERVICES, INC ... provides a variety of services including: Consult~ng and proofreading of resumes and cover letters. QualilY ~~pesetthn!:?and disc storage capacity, which enables the customer ctput t elf resume and cover letter on file and then retrieveand ar~Ju~st rto::each specific company papers and d~ssertations a~cording to the APA guidelines. f ted at 24? Mam Street in Downtown Racine Call 637.1991 or mOre details. . We are here to make you look good!!! 6 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger New rec center director impressed with Parkside serve as a resource person for them, "so they will be able to come to me with questions on contracting, any aspect of running a program, and so on." Wesley said she haS a Jot of experience in public relations, marketing a.nd advertising to draw from in order to help students. - Mary Ellen Wesley "They seem to have a lot going for them and this hould be an exceptional year." She explained that she .. hasn't really defined" her duUes as Student ActivtUes advts r "1th P AB members yet, but feels that she will Prior to her job placement at Parkside, Wesley was the Student Activities adviser for UW-Waukesha. She was also involved in some of the ethnic festivals and Summeriest at the Milwaukee lakefront this summer. For this coming year, Wesley "would really like to 'See more university Involvement with the Rec Center, via different tournaments and events that take place." "I'm really looking torward to working here, and I'm really enthusiastic about and impressed with this school," . she said. - ~ ((hirauo [ribunc - SPECIAL UNIVERSITY OFFER . 1/2 Off T e Ch cago nbune will keep you informed on sports, current events. notio o! ~ ployment tren~s. _social issues. the economy a d global po~ittcs with oward-w1nn!f10, in-depth coverage of t e news- e kt d 0 coverage you can't find on TV. 01 radio. Order now receive t e Chicago Tribune for half price D YES 1 Beg,n delivery of the Chicago Tribune. - ------~ lg..: I l~ I .: I ~-1 ~ --. - · ·- ooe,) Ooss(F.$.J.SJ- ·· - - ,Ao:JrWJDQ-r.~ _____________ Apl llo;)m __ _ 0y _______________ s0~ _____ 2.p ___ _ Clti~-~~---_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_--------Slcle _____ Zp ____ _ ""------------------O!lerecores~ J1 . 1988 ~ to. ChK:OgO Trlt>une 435 Michigan Ave Room504 ChlCOQO. 60611 Call: CTS Kenosha 654-5400 News Briefs ......... ........... Vietnam vet statue finished A Wisconsin Vietnam Veterans Memorial statue co Ieted by students at UW-Plattevill~ is on its way~ teillsville, the site of the state memonal, according to the Dubuque Telegraph Herald. Bud Wall, associate art professor !or the university, led a team of students through the casting .of the statue over the past 1½ years. He said the proJect cost betwee $25 000 and $S0,000 in materials and labor. . n ' The statue, titled "The Highground," depicts a helicop. ter trying to land to rescue a wounded soldier, who is held up by two friends and a nurse, according to Wall. Robert Kanyusik, a former Platteville art professor, designed the statue. The 37.piece bronze statue_ was cast from rubber rnolds made of Kanyusik's clay or1gina~s. Wind chimes beann the names of 1250 Wisconsin servicemen who died in Vief nam or are missing· in action hang at the back of the statue. The memorial will be dedicated Sept. 18 at the 100-acre site near Neillsville after a 13-day tour. Acacia frat. brothers sentenced The four Acacia fraternity brothers from the University of Illinois who disrupted an African literature class at UW-Madison last apring and were charged with racism were given their sentences, according to the Wiscons~ State Journal. Thomas Hein, Jason Dorfenkel, Kenneth Weingard and Christopher D. Rockey were ordered by Judge George Northrop to write essays on the impact their disruption had in Madison, The four fraternity members pleaded no contest to charges of disorderly conduct and unallthorized presence on university lands that were filed after the April 8 class disruptions. Northrup also gave the students a 12-month probation period in which they were ordered to write an apology letter to OW-Madison, give $50 to charity, provide 100 hours of community service and pay a $90 fine. In the African literature class, Hein and Dorfenkel disrupted an examination while Rockey and Weingard inter. rupted a class reading by coughing loudly. Weingard also set off a stink bomb in the classroom. The University of Illinois chapter of Acacia was suspended by the Acacia national office . Minority enrollment up at Oshkosh Minority enrollment at OW-Oshkosh is up 43 percent this fall, according to the Oshkosh Northwestern . Registrations of black freshmen were up 119 percent, while the total number of black students rose from 97 lo 110. Registrations of Asian-American freshmen were up 10 percent, and those of Hispanic freshmen were up 87 percent. Registrations of American Indian freshmen had declined slightly from 15 to 12. A total of 328 minority students attended UW-Oshkosh during the 1987 fall semeter. Ranger needs ad reps! Earn extra money!$! EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL SERVICES, INC ... provides a variety of services including: Con It' d · 1 su !ng an Proofreading of resumes and cover letters. Quain) t~pesettm~ and disc storage capacity, which enables the cus1omer ad_Put th e,r resume and cover letter on file and then retrieve ao d Just to each specific company rerm pdapers and dissertations a~cording to the APA guidelines. f ocate at 24~ Main Street in Downtown Racine Call 637· 1997 or more details. · We are here to make you look good!!! --- : Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 7 'Larry Zamba "W~m Bams" with Cluck and Rambozo I by Amy Pettit ment in the local newspaper ~"and let .it fly." He late; }JI aspiring artist or pho- ad?ed a belly dancer, a tographermtght ~ever drea~ chtcken, and other charae. f becommg mvolved ill ters. A year Iater-, the Peela- ;o;.mmethinglike a singing tele- gram, was added, now' business, but for Larry Zarnba s most popular tele- zarnba, this has proven to be gram. alucrstlvesidetrack. . Business calls frequently zsmba graduated from ~terrupted zamba's inter. parksideIn 1979 wlth a de- VIew. with the Ranger, and greein broadcast communi- one ill parncuia» typified the cation. and was one class type of customers Warn Bam 4 shortof an art degree. He Singing Telegram serves. couldnot bring himself to A half dozen or so friends takethe required Art History chipping in to raise the $110 n because "Art History I fee, called to have a Peela- ~red me to tears," he said, gram delivered to a female "SOI conferred upon myself fellow employee. The occaanhonorary degree in art." sion was her 29th birthday, November14, 1980, marked and the caller suggested she the beginning of Warn Bam be harassed about the hon- Singing Telegram service esty of that number. which now grosses over Since the strip act was to $150,000a year. . be done in a public bar, com- Telegrams avallable ~ plete nudlty was not approprithroughthe service include a . ate. Compromising, the caller ,inging gorilla, Cluck the requested that the stripper Wonder Chicken, Cupid, a peel down to a g-string--"the KnIght In Shining Armor, smaller the better," he said. Rambozothe Clown; and for zamba said that now, his adults, Peelagrams, belly and business Is 70 to 80 percent huladancers. Phantasygrams Peelagrams.· 'It has far and and Balloon-a-tics. Zamba away outstripped our other s8.1dhe has performed all acts, so to speak," he joked. theseroles, although the busl- A male employee of ness has now. grown to the zamba's, who asked that his pointwhere he can. act solely name not be used, said that as a manager. He has 20 ern- he is often propositioned b'y ployeesand two branches -his women he strips, ·for usually base (and home) in Kenosha, older women. He has worked anda branch in Mllwaukee. for Warn Bam for seven "Desperation leads to Inspl- years, on and off. ration," zamba said, explain- Through the revenue of his ing howthis business began. business," an observer may Desperation was borne of consider zamba unquestionzamba's work as a substitute ably successful, he challenges leacher after graduation, the definition of success. whichhe described as "baby. "Success is a comparative sitting". word--compared to what?" "1 thought I had bigger Zamba asked. "In some things in store for me," he ways, (I consider myself) ex· explained.An article In Time tremely successful. In other magazine about a similar ways, I'm still being chalventure, in Boston, Massachu- lenged. settes, inspired zamba to "As time goes on, a person give the singing telegram ~i1l redefine their .goals" he business a try. He Imagined explained. "They WIll develop he would gain only an extra other interests. So I am $20 or $30 a week. branching into other aspects "1 stumbled into the right of business now." thing at the right time in his- Lately, Zamb,,: has be~n lory," Zamba said. "It was pursuing his mterest ill historically the correct thing photography and art. He reo to do as far as business cently completed some clases goes." at the Winona Institute ?f Zamba borrowed a friend's Professional photography m gorilla suit, put an adver-tise- Chicago. Engberg heads SCS Volunteers,from page 3 cess is to connect eager students with an organization that offers a position they're mterested in. Students interested In the program should go to the Student Community Services desk in Union 209 or call 553.2000. The student then fills out an "apPlication, to stating what kind of services they would like to provide. Ehgberg then matches· them up with a n?edy organization. An inter- View occurs, and hopefully the student likes the position and can start right away. All students in the program a~e covered under the program s insurance .. The only other requireme~t Engberg has of the student IS to fll! out a "timesheet" of the hours they've worked. Engberg needs to keep track of the hours as directed by the rules of the grant. "We're going to work toether" she said. "The whole gurpo;e is to get students out Pinto the commuUl·ty. " "I am interested in developing my skills as a photographer and making a good living doing that," zamba said. Other goals, he continued include traveling, and settling down in terms of personal rela.tionships. Although zamba views the time he spent at Parkslde primarily as a "total waste of time," he feels he needed the ~ four years to mature and decide what he wanted to do with his llfe. .He did cite several classes that he feels were worthwhile: two broadcasting communication classes, a writing class, the library research class, and a drawing class. Zamba credits an art fair through a class taught by David Holmes as the, beginning of his costume design-=- ing, which has had a direct influence on Warn Bam's success. "I don't want to put down - forallzed educatton," zamha said, "because institutional. ized learning is very good. It's been around for thousands of years, and it's a way to infuse a lot of information into a person's brain all at once. It's fantastic. Schools are great. "It's just that I went in with no Idea (of what I wanted to do)--with no goals. And going in without any goals, it was, in that respect, a waste." zamba's advice to students is, "If you've got a goal, and you really feel It inside, just go with your instincts. Do that, and pursue It to It's-· hopefully--happy conclusion. i-----:;cOU;ON~---l I SPECIAL OFFER TO I FULL-TIME COLLEGE STUDENTS 4 MONTH RACINE YMCA COLLEGE MEMBERSHIP FOR ONLY $45.00 With This Coupon Includes Use Of: 2 Pools 2 Gyms Nautilus (Training required) ·Universal Free Weights Exercise Bikes & Rowers RunninglWalking Track For more information call 634-1994. II II II I I I! \V L__® ..J III II I I II II OFFER GOOD TIL OCTOBER 15,1988 Today's YMCA - Feel the Difference! The Racine YMCA 725 Lake Ave. Please mail check or money order to: The Milwaukee Journal/Sentinel 6813 • 29th Avenue, Kenosha, WI 53140 - Phone 654·2148 ----------------------------------------------------- I would like to order The Milwaukee Journal or Sentinel for the semester as follows: Special Student Rate YES! o Daily Journal o Sunday Journal o Daily & Sunday Journal o Daily Sentinel Regular Price My CheckD or moneyorderD for $ (amount) Is enclosed. Namee. _ CollegeAddre:s:ss5.- _ Roomor Apt. Phone"- _ HomeTown Address(St.~) _ City State ZIPI'-__ Payment must accompany order. $25.00 $15.40 $40.40 $12.50 $7.70 $20.20 $25.00 $12.50 • Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 7 Larry Zamba "Wam Bams" with Cluck and Rambozo j----:~ou;ON;:-----7 I SPECIAL OFFER TO I I FULL-TIME I COLLEGE STUDENTS ~ent in the local newspaper, and let it fly." He later }JI aspiring artist or pho- added a belly dancer a to rapher might never dream chicken, and other cha~ac. l becoming involved in ters. A year later, the Peelao methiJlg like a singing tele- gram , was added, now ' ~ business, but for Larry Zamba s most popular tele- 1,amba, this has proven to be gram. a Jucratlve sidetrack. Business calls frequently by Amy Pettit Zamba graduated from interrupted Zamba's inter. parkslde in 1979 with a de- view with the Ranger, and gree in broadcast communi- one in particular typified the cation, and was one class type of customers Warn Barn short of an art degree. • He Singing Telegram serves. could not bring himself to A half dozen or so friends, take the required Art History chipping in to raise the $HO JI because "Art History I fee, called to have a Peelaix: red me to tears,'' he said, gram delivered to a female "SO I conferred upon myself fellow employee. The occaan honorary degree in art." sion was her 29th birthday, November 14, 1980, marked and the caller suggested she the beginning of Warn Barn be harassed about the hon. Singing Telegram service esty of that number. which now grosses over Since the strip act was to $150,000 a year. be done in a public bar, com- Telegrams available plete nudity was not approprithrough the service include a ate . Compromising, the caller singing gorilla, Cluck the requested that the stripper Wonder Chicken, Cupid, a peel down to a g-string--"the Knight in Shining Armor, smaller the better," he said. Rambozo the Clown; and for Zamba said that now, his adults, Peelagrams, belly and business is 70 to 80 percent hula dancers, Phantasygrams Peelagrams. "It has far and and Balloon-a-tics. Zamba away outstripped our other said he has performed all acts, so to speak," he joked. these roles, although the bust- A male employee of ness has now grown to the Zamba's, who asked that his point where he can act solely name not be used, said that as a manager. He has 20 em- he is often propositioned by ployees and two branches -his women he strips, for usually base (and home) in Kenosha, older women. He has worked and a branch in Milwaukee. for Warn Barn for seven "Desperation leads to inspi- years, on and off. ration," Zamba said, explain- Through the revenue of his ing how this business began. business, an observer may Desperation was borne of consider Zamba unquestionZamba's work as a substitute ably successful, he challenges teacher after graduation, the definition of success. which he described as "baby- "Success is a comparative sitting". word--compared to what?" "I thought I had bigger Zamba asked. "In some things in store for me," he ways, (I consider myself) ex. explained. An article in Time tremely successful. In other magazine about a similar ways, I'm still being chalventure in Boston, Massachu• lenged. settes, inspired Zamba to "As time goes on, a person give the singing telegram will redefine their goals" he business a try. He imagined explained. "They will develop he would gain only an extra other interests. So I am $20 or $30 a week. branching into other aspects "I stumbled into the right of business now." thing at the right time in his- Lately, Zamba has been tory," Zamba said. "It was pursuing his interest in historically the correct thing photography and art. He reto do as far as business cently completed some clases goes." at the Winona Institute of Zamba borrowed a friend's Professional Photography in gorilla suit, put an advertise- Chicago. Engberg heads SGS Volunteers, from page 3 cess is to connect eager students with an organization ~hat offers a position they're interested in. Students interested in the program should go to the Student Community Services desk in Union 209 or cau 553-2000. The student then fills out an "application," stating what kind of services they would like to provide. Engberg then matches them up with a needy organization. An inter• View occurs, and hopefully the student likes the position and can start right away. All students in the program ai;e covered under the program s insurance. The only other requirement Engberg has of the student is to fill out a "timesheet" of the hours they've worked. Engberg needs to keep track of the hours as directed by the rules of the grant. "We're going to work to• ether " she said. "The whole g rpo;e is to get students out pu nit " into the commu Y. "I am interested in developing my skills as a photographer and making a good Uving doing that," Zamba said. Other goals, he continued, include traveling, and settling down in terms of personal relationships. Although Zamba views the time he spent at Parkside primarily as a "total waste of time," he feels he needed the four years to mature and decide what he wanted to do with his life. 1 1 4 MONTH RACINE I I YMCA COLLEGE I MEMBERSHIP He did cite several classes that he feels were worthwhile: two broadcasting communication classes, a writing class, the library research class, and a drawing class. Zamba credits an art fair through a class taught by David Holmes as the beginning of his costume~ign-:ing, which has had a direct influence on Warn Barn's success. "I don't want to put down · foralized education," Zamba said, "because institutionalized learning is very good. It's been around for thousands of years, and it's a way to infuse a lot of information into a person's brain all at once. It's fantastic. Schools are great. " It's just that I went in with no idea (of what I wanted to do ) -•with no goals. And going in without any goals, it was, in that respect, a waste." I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I FOR ONLY S45.00 With This Coupon Includes Use Of: 2 Pools 2 Gyms Nautilus (Training required) ·Universal Free Weights Exercise Bikes & Rowers Running/Walking Track For more information call 634-1994. OFFER GOOD TIL OCTOBER 15, 1988 Today's YMCA - Feel the Difference! The Racine YMCA 725 Lake Ave. I I I I I I I I I Zamba's advice to students is, "If you've got a goal, and you really feel it inside, just go with your instincts. Do that, and pursue it to it's-hopefully-- happy conclusion. L __ ® _________ _J SPECIAL STUDENT OFFER SAVE 50°/o OFF REGULAR PRICE Please mall check or money order to: The Milwaukee Journal/Sentinel 6813 • 29th Avenue, Kenosha, WI 53140 - Phone 654-2148 ---~------------------------------------------------- YES! I would like to order The Milwaukee Journal or Sentinel for the semester as follows: • Daily Journal • Sunday Journal • Daily & Sunday Journal • Daily Sentinel Regular Price $25 .00 $15.40 $40.40 $25.00 Special Student Rate $12.50 $ 7.70 $20.20 $12 .50 My Check • or money order• for $ _______ (amount) Is enclosed. Nam, ____________ _ College Addres. _______ _ Room or Apt. Phone.._ _ _ Home Town Address(St.. ____ _ City. __ State Zip Payment must accompany order. ."nlwgq4J*~'19Ba tt~ Parkside lists fall computer courses' Classified" Baffled by the variety of computers aVailable or interested In qulcl<Jy leamlng the luncUona of your new com. puler? A one-day computer seminar offered by Parkslde may be 01 help. :.s"I"ntroducUon to Oomput. wtIl be offered from 3: 9 p.m. on Thuraday. Sepl . . 29. The non-credit course will be held In Parkside's Computer Lab In the Wyllie Ldbrary- Leamlng Center. The seminar is designed for people who have recently purchased a computer or are planning to purchase a cornputer. The course will deal with computer applications rather than programming jargon. Topics wtIl be presented on a level suitable for those with limited computer experience. Cost of the seminar Is $32. To register or for more Infermarion. call 553-2312or write: Division of Continuing Education. Parkslde, Box 2000. DennIs Wiser, a math and Kenosha. WI 53141. computer teacher for the Racine Unified School system, wtIl be the Instructor. Wiser has taught computer classes at Parkside. UW-:M1lwaukee and UW·Madlson. uw parltSide Chicago Tribune. ----- Oo:ler ltP<:e aO:llv~ /week 1St semester 2na semester ,- AtT-oo.nr a O:llv.".,. $168 ,- a S<I>aav.".,. $105 oooa $ 63 0__ aViso a a ~"-{CheclcOt -------------~----~ II ~ k:cl I rT'OneyOlOe</ f SVcue ~~===========--=..=.:=.:.~::E::x:.:p.-r_o_::Iion:. I ~do:te:=-=_=_~= I :_ ..===-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-~--=--=--=--=--===~==== CtosslF.5.J.S/ I ~.::=_::::=-=::::=-=::::=-=::::=-=:::::_=:=::=:=,:-:=~==:=~=~s:S~:~te~~~::::Apr=/I;Oom:;Zip~~==~==I~==- ----ZipOttere>cpres---- I _-=~---.~.--.-.~----..-;..-=~~----=.=...-.-.-~..~.=~0ctebe<=::16,~19:8:8~ : : For Sale 1918 BUICK LeSabre transmission. curb fi~dNew eh~ 231 V-6. 65,000 miles eoers, Powt! e/ dorm 4E. . n1act liairl'ttu 81 KAW.ASAKI 440 LTD ill 10,000 miles. Runs great inLeS¥, fl.._ included. Asking $900 S· WI hl\i...~ Ranger office. . ee Curt hili: Heln Wanted MARRTING REPRES National company needs ~NT,,'I!l't, side. Make up to $10 Plus/J:8 at Part' ed persons call 312/922_0302 . Interei COLLEGE REP wanted to "Student Rate" subsCrIpti ~ campus. Good income n::n ca.rua 011 vorved. For informatiOn an~1ling IQ. tion, write to: Campus Se appUt&, W. Solar Drive, PhoenixAZrvlee, 1031 LES ASPIN is lOOking to 8502i. terns! If interested, wrt;;.tudent In. Rogers, 1661 Douglas A ~ l5340f or call 632-4446. VtI., Raebit INDIVIDUAL TO post rna campus. Write College ,,"~r1alrI ell 6P0e6b4b0l.ewood Trail. N~.~, II ---r"Y' uqe U. For Rent ROOMMATE WANTED ,177.SO/month, uUllUes iIlcJucIJrn.Jel. jdential Court, 3 mue. from . ~ Fol:' more info, can BtU at 06fi~ Services Offered TYPING OF any klnd a perfect cOpy, call7S2.2t7a. fPaIt. I'ct Personals LORA. YOO'BIl tile _.~ heart. -.., WILLIE, QUIT _ ••• _- me back to work. -r--"6 lad .. HENRY SAYS lame to """ Joooooovveee YOOOOUUU!) a PI UP9lLON Bela Weleome ~ ~ru=,.r~~Ol:"'" yourself . .Joln the- fun! &II out lit' HENRY, r guess YOO'f'e BA.Q{ ~ apln" or are youthe~" WILLIE. THANK God for car seats r Amen, brother! ree.iIJliIt ...... urgm LJbrMyl1liIISIIlbn/eCts""" U' • Ordsr catalog Today with Visa/Me 1r1llO ~"'1_ Or ru h$200 . Incalll.(213Ima ,S . lo~.-.- 113221datro Ave. I206-A. lo5Ange1es, CA_ AD-REPS WANTED The Parkside Ranger Is accepting applications for advertising reDresentatlves. Happy New Year! Parkside lists fall computer courses 29. The non-credit course "ill be held fn Park 1de's Computer Lab fn the \ Yllie Library. Learning Center. •' -------w,1 0 nnls Wi.ser, a math and computer teacher for the Racfn ed chooJ system, 1ll be the instructor. Wiser tau ht computer clas es at Par . ide, •MilwaUkee and - fadJson. The seminar is designed for people who have recently purchased a computer or are planru.ng to purchase a computer. The course will deal With computer applications rather than programming jargon. Topics will be presented on a leveJ suitable tor those With limited computer experience. UWParkside Cost of the seminar is $32. To register or for more information, call 553-2312 or write: Division of Continuing Education, Parkside, Box 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141. For Sale 1978 BVICJ( LeSabre transmission, curb find New entt._ 231 V-6_ 65,000 miles Coers, Po11,0 '"! dorm 4E. · ntact ~lt\ii 81 KAWASAKI 440 L'l'I) bi 10,000 miles. Runs great Kr Less ,~. included. Asking s90o 8 · Wilie~~ Ranger oliice. · ee Ciirt In ii;; Hein Wanted MARlfl1:TlNG REPRESE NaUonaJ company needs re 11'1',t~. side. Make up to s10 plus;,&8 at Part' ed persons cau 312/922.0302 · lntere.i,' 00LLEGE REP wanted to "Student Rate" subscrtptJon ~ campus. Good Income II c~ ~ voJved. For lntormau~n ~ 8e!Jing IQ. Uon, Write to: Campua Se d &J>Pllc«, W. Solar Drive, Phoentx AZ~• ltbf LES ASPIN la loOkJng t """'-'I. terns! It Interested, Wl'l~r ~~~ la. Rogel'B, 1661 Doug1aa .A -.;""lllle 6340f or cat! 632-4446. ve., ~INDIVIDUAL To P0st l'lla campus. Write College l>latri~':!41a 011 =~ 8 WOOd Trau, Nai>e~"'·: For Rent JIOOMMAn; WANn:o '177.IIO/month, Utilities 1nc1~1'11lJeJ. fdenUal Court, 3 miles from · ~ Foi, more lnto, cal.I aw at~~ Services OffeTYPJNo OF any ldnci..,.. perfect copy, caU 7ea.a. 73':'Pect. Jar '---~~ o-ns,a,;;.;;;~;~-ch~;;.;--------- ~~ une. I ~ ~~ 2ro~ A,-_~ I AD-REPS WANTED The Parkside Ranger Is accepting applications tor advertisi~ re resentatlves. Sf68 I~ -~ SiQS - - ______ / S6J - - _ - - ----- - o.,,.. 0 - ~ ------- 0Voo o~~<Chearorrnonevoraer1 ------.&...-==-====-:::_1 I ~~~=:=~===--==--==-= -_=-.::.==~==-===---ElfPt01ionao,e / ~- ------, An--- --------~ --~uerm -------~- I ' ~::---=--=-=-=============_:======----Ao-,-,~--- CassCF.s.ts, / Pt-o-e;=~-------- __ -----------::=~----~~:S•lote----Zp ---- I c.y_ ---- --------- I Pt-o--e ____________ ~=-s~----~:----_ .____0ttererp..es~ l ---------~:~-------------------===- ~~~ I --------~------------------_J Happy New Year! Child share program Interested in expense·free hIId care? Parkslde Adult :tudent Alliance and women's. Affairs of PSGA warkslde Student Government AssocaUon) are aportsor! JIg a co-op child care pro· gram. TheIdea Is simple. A student mother will watch your child,giving you the chance, tor example, to spend an eve- DIng working on the comput •. ers. You will watch her child for the same number of . hours. Basically. we are providing women who are interested In the program an opportunity to meet. If you are Interested and ~ould like further Infer-rna; non, stop In the Parkslde Stu. dent Alliance Office, the PSGA office or call 553.2706. 'HE FAR SIDE By GARY LARSON nt-Islen,Mom ... I jusl wonled you 10 know I'm OK and Ihe s1ampede seems 'boul over - allhough everyone's sllll a lillie spooked. Yeah, I know .... I miss Ihe corral:' Hardee's is now.acceptlns applications for day and nightime help. Cooks; Cashiers and Hostesses are needed. College students, we will work around your schedule. Please apply at Hardee's Restaurant: . 3811 - 75th St., Kenosha, WI 53142 7435 -112nd Ave.,. Bristol, WI 53142 br ...-------=- .~-,. l.RDERYOURTELEPHONENO~ NSTEAD OF CRAMMING LATER. 1 393 1490* Two,wait until the last •• possible moment, then (Mon.-fri.8:ooa.m.-5:30p.m.).rush, along with a host of When itcomes to order- other students, into the ing telephone service,there nearest public telephone are two schools of thought. to order. . One, order now ana Ifyou liveoff campus, prepare yourself oheod consider adopting the first of time. philosophy. And, ifyou must, save cramming for your first exam. "loll-free only when called from telephone numbers served by Wisconsin Bell. e1988 Wisconsin hli WZ'i"ft'?1?'lZ .l&fi!!Jt~!mif!!'ll! _#~wy Child share program 1nterested 1n expense-free hild care? Parkside Adult ~tudent Alliance and women's Affairs of PSGA (ParkSlde Student Govern. ment Assocatlon) are spon. soring a co.op child care program, The Idea is simple. A stu. dent mother will watch your child, giving you the chance, for example, to spend an ev~- THE FAR SIDE nlng working on the computers. You will watch her child for the same number of hours. Basically, we are providing women who are Interested in the program an opportunity to meet. li you are interested and would like further information, stop in the Parkside Student Alliance Office the PS~A office or call 553-2706. By GARY LARSON "listen, Mom ... I Just wanted you to know I'm OK and the stampede seems 'bout over - although everyone's st111 a little spooked. Yeah, I know ... I miss the corral." "ardee.r ® Hardee's is now accepting applications for day and nightime help. Cooks, Cashiers and Hostesses are needed. College students, we will work around your schedule. Please apply at Hardee's Restaurant: 3811 - 75th St., Kenosha, WI 53142 7435 - 112nd Ave., Bristol, WI 53142 Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 9 ~- -- ( .. :RDf R YOUR Tf UPHONf NOyt NSTEAD Of CRAMMING LATER. 1-393-1490* (Mon.-Fri. 8:00 a.m.-5:30 p.m.) When it comes to ordering telephone service, there are two schools of thought. One, order now and prepare yourself ah~ad of time. Two, wait until the last possible moment, then rush, along with a host of other students, into the nearest public telephone to order. If you live off campus, consider adopting the first philosophy. © 1988 Wisconsin Bell And, if you must, save cramming for your first exam. 0 Toll-free only when coiled from telephone number$ served by Wisconsin Bell. ~APi- tl§'.fflf;f-,:P,.~-1;! v«~\191 by Amy PeUh MaraliDA' Editor Jamaica - paradise or prison? Cascading waterfalls, tropical flora, wblte sand beaches, cool clear seas and perfect temperatures lure many unsuspecting vacationers to this tropical country and inspire JamaIcan holels to adopt names such as Eden II. However. for the first two days of my honeymoon, I felt trapped In a land In which I did not want to be. Bus drtvera are maniacs. the food Is suspect, hotels are dI. ppolnUng, locals are annoying. you can't rent a car it you're under 2G and boneymooners are shown to rooms with twin beda! Give me a break. The nIght and delays that brought us to Jamaica are another story. Once we arrived In )(onlego Bay at 10 p.m, (havtng been traveling a1nce8;30 a.m.), we aearched for the IImouaIDeoervlce that Included In our travel pacl<a&e. Our Umoualne 1ooI<edquite llIte a bus. It was shaped llIte a bus. It was as big as a bus, and It held aa many people as a bus. But It did taIle us to our hotel In Ocho Rlos, two hours from the airport. Comfort was not Included In our package. Our drtver must have moonUghted aa a IerrorisL You Bee. there are very few trattlc laws In Jamaica. It's generally accepted that people drI ve on the len side of the road, but you don't have to. There Ia no speed limit. 80 our driver felt that 120 m.p.h. through twIaUng, dark roads was appropriate. For two hours, we prayed to survive. Nauseated and shaken, we arrived at Mallard's Beach Hotel, formerly owned by Sheraton, but decllning ever since. We were ready for bed. So. we are escorted to our room - keep in mind this is our honeymoon - which has twin beds. No, I don't think so. Finally. we could collapse on a double bed. Well. it looked' Uke a double bed. It was really two twin bed mattresses on a double frame. We spenl three nights falling through the crack In the middle before we got a REAL double bed. And that was a Ooor lower, so our view wasn't as nice. sacrifices must be made. It took me only two days to recover enough to venture outside to the beach. While sand, clear water, palm trees waving in the breezes - no problems there. The food was quite interesting. Due to the humtdtty, bread does not rtse qulle as htgI1 as It does here, and In every fonn, It manages to taste the same. Throughout tha two weeks, we watched tor the everchanging heavy bread to appear at breakfast as croissants and toast; at lunch disguised as a aandwlcb or hamburger bun; at dinner as a dinner roll - plain or Italian. I used to love pineapple - a special tr,oat, but somehow I was sick of them by Week 2. On our tlrst foray Into the ahopping district of Ocho Rio8. we naively walked out the front gate of the holel and were lmmed.1ately accosted I>Y locals offering service.!'. 10 Thun:d:y, 8ept. 8, 1988 Ranger • How I spent my summer va.catlon n we decided to walk to what we hoped. We f "Lady want a braid?" was ~:.~ Park Gardens, a local "Shaw Park Beach lIote?Un4 the first 'of hundreds of offers attraction that receives rave seedy joint with no garct I," a to cornrow my hair I turned . ws In all our tourist lit- sight. ellaill down during the time I spent ~::~re. Following a map, we The clerk at the he there. The hardest to resist of . ed at the - spot called pointed to her map leI these offers was the woman ~~~:w Park" In only 2% looked nothing like ~:hiCh who challengebd,'d"Ladi; ..are hours. Walking, we saw Shaw Park Gardens e, to you ready for rat s ye . Jamaica's poverty up close .miles in the other d~ Uten I noticed, among my fellow and risked our lives along from where we began. Con tourists. many who SUC- twisted roads with only m- I was too obstinate to cum bed to these offers, often ches to walk between us and a taxi, so we walked baCktake with frightening results. speeding cars and cliffs or collapsed. No danCing tand The .only product offered to roadside walls. J . hat use more frequently than Our destination was not amalcaJ see page 17 b"Sramidoikneg?"was d"rHuagssh.?""CokeW?"e rt:~::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~:::::::::::i~::::::::::::::~~ wanted to flash a badget and cry "Interpol!" to fend them off, but It is doubtful that they'd get It. But let's gel- back to the tlrst day out. We Innocently accepted one man's offer to give us a tour of Ocho Rios, which turned out actually to be a lot of fun. But the IIltle hustler demanded JA $200 (roughtly US $40) at the end, which put a bit of a damper on our warm feelings toward him. It was worth It, but we didn't want to admit It. We learned quickly to leave the hotel from the back entrance to avoid pushy salespersons, and we learned to say no. One itay we decided to rent a car. We called around, but no one had rates any cheaper than the hotels. So we set It up - they brought the car around and then checked my husband's driver's license. "You're not old enough," the clerk informed us: "He's 22," I argued. "You must be 25." Oh, weU. We cancelled our plans to see other cities and hoofed it to the local attractions. On one sweltering after- I UWP I Hwy.A Hwy.E 1585 - North 22nd Avenue. Ph. 551-8020 e·Y.OUR ONE STOP PARTY SHOP • Plo-U .. ourpt"oductslnmOde,allon. , ~«~'~~ Win a . Back-to-Scho'OI Party! ;J ..~ .J-' .·)You SUImI~: kf; .We SUImI'l:' ·If. _ Site ~" .:.r·."',~ Barrel € People ..5: i,Cups, Ice Drawing: Sept. 30th . f. .Bottle of Schnapps ssooo Value ,1 C f W' No Purchase Necessary .'~ ase 0 me Coolers *COl1)e In and Sign Up Today* HWV. L ~ EI3 \}~ PAPERBACK EXCHANGE Ceo'e. Of lbe ~ Wor1d LillUor "0 c~ That was then ... NOW HIRING PART-TIME OPENING, CLOSING Turn extra time into extra money by taking advantage of the employment opportunities now available at BURGER KING. We take pride .in both the food we serve and the people who se.rve It. As a result, if you can provide us with the enthUSiasm and desire to work hard, we'll provide you .wlth the .• esourc:es necessary to be successful. On the Job training, fleXible scheduling competitive hourly wag.es, excellent benefits package and free uniforms are Just a sample of the rewards you'll find at BURGER KING. ~~oj~meShifts are available at a starting wage of . our - S3.75 after three months. PURGER .K.ING ® Equal OPpOrtunity Employer 5400 Durand Ave. Racine, WI ... 10 Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 Ranger • How I spent my summer vacation or was appropriate. For two hours, ·e prayed to survive. auseated and shaken, we arrived at Mallard's Beach Ho 1, formerly owned by h raton, but declinlng ever sine • W ere ready for bed. So, ·e corted to our room - p In mind thi is our on ymoon • which has t 1n o. I don't think t noon we decided to walk to what we hoped. We f "Lady, want a braid?" was Sha~ Park Gardens, a local "Shaw Park Beach Hote~ the .first of hundreds of offers attraction that receives ra':'e seedy joint with no gard l," a to cornrow my hair I turned . ws in all our tourist 11t- sight. ens In down during the Ume I spent ~~!~~re. Following a map, we The clerk at the there. The hardest to resist of arrived at the spot called pointed to her map hote1 the e offers was the woman "Shaw Park" in only 2½ looked nothing like ~:hlch who challenged, "Lady, are hours. Walking, we saw Shaw Park Gardens e, to you ready for braids yet?" Jamaica's poverty up close miles in the other ~e !en I noticed, among my fellow and risked our lives along from where we began. ct1on tourists, many who sue- twisted roads with only in- I was too obstinate to cum bed to these offers, often ches to walk between us and a taxi, so we walked back take ith frightening results. speeding cars and cliffs or collapsed. No dancing ,~d The only product offered to J . "a.ti tl tha roadside walls. ama,ca se use more frequen Y n Our destination was not ' e page 11 braiding was drugs. "Coke?" ----------"""'.'.~:::::::=::::::::=:::::::::::~-.... "Smoke?" "Hash?" We :::::='.'.::'.'.::===--------:------;,:;:::-----::: wanted to flash a badget and cry " Interpol! " to fend them off, but it is doubtful that th 'd get it. But let's ge.,_ back to the first day out. We innocently ace pted one man's offer to give us a tour of Ocho Rios, ·hich turned out actually to b a lot of fun. But the little hustler demanded JA $200 (roughtly US $40) at the end, wh!ch put a bit of a damper on our warm feelings toward him. It was worth it, but we didn't want to admit it. We learned quickly to leave the hotel from the back en- ., trance to avoid pushy salespersons, and we learned to say no. One day we decided to rent a car. We called around, but no one had rates any cheaper than the hotels. So we set it up • they brought the car around and then checked my husband's driver's license. " You're not old enough," the cler informed us . "He's 22," I argued. "You must be 25." Oh, well. We cancelled our plans to see other cities and hoofed it to the local attractions . On one sweltering after- That was then •.• I UWP I " Hwy. A czi > < .c ~ 1585 - North 22nd Avenue• Ph. 551-8020 YOUR ONE STOP Hwy. L Hwy. E a; > < -0 C N N CewterOITbe Wor1d Lltpior ~ m~ PAPERBACK EXCHANGE t=. · PARTY SHOP • Pleaeu•°"'swoductsinmoderatlon. ~~~ w,n a ~ (. ~\ Back-to-School Party! ./ ··f Y_~You Supply: ,f E -We Supply:· .<f. · - Site ~- _. r,. ·_ ¼ Barrel . f People ..5 - : 1: Cups, Ice Drawing: Sept. 30th . f . . Bottle of Schnapps •sooo Value . 1 C f w· No Purchase Necessary ~~ ase O I ne Coolers *ConJe In and Sign Up Today* NOW HIRING PART-TIME . OPENING, CLOSING Turn ext-ra time into extra money by taking advantage of the employment opportunities now available at BURGER KING. We take pride _in both the food we serve and the people who se!Ve 1t. As a result, if you can provide us with the e"!thus1asm and desire to work hard, we'll provide you _with t~e_.resour~es necessary to be successful. On the Job training, flexible. scheduling, competitive hourly wag~s. excellent benefits package and free uniforms are JUSt a sample of the rewards you'll find at BURGER KING. $3Part50T1hime Shifts are available at a starting wage of · our - $3.75 after three months. 5400 Durand Ave. ® Racine, WI Equal Opportunity Employer .. Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 11 SOCholds recruitment fair by Kelly McKissick ganizations and clubs are e N~wSEditor couraged to set up tables fn- set up tables on the matn new students wh or. thoroughfare In the Com. terested in beCO~inr:.a~vb~l~ mWlication Arts building. in Parkside activities. 0 ve An indoor recruitment opportunity will occur on Friday. Sept. 16, when those organizations and clubs will you Interested In get. ,lJ'elnVOIVatedParkslde but t!J1gns'ut re where to go for in- atroe :SUOD?Just take a stroll Inner Loop Road on ~.dJleSdaYS,ept. 14 and your stionsmay be answered. qu~.week of Sept. 11 has jeen designated Recruitment week. Student Organization COuncil (SOC) President and Vic. president, Kevin Polhebr and Wanda Letting, have ~ed two days of recruitment opportunlties. _ 'MI_ recruitment week themeIs "Happy New Year," and features Pee Wee Herman. A number of activities. bldudingspecial deals In the Recreation Center and a dance.are planned throughout the campus to show students au Parkstde has to offer. TheRecruitment Falre, on sept. 14, wlll feature a live bandand food. Campus or- Total Service for V.W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 553·2150 Mon..-Frt. 10-3 RaServinfogur other locations , cine Bur Waukesha r Inglon Milwaukee b _ Take a look around,' enjoy the entertainment and check out some of the opportunities on campus. Don't just go to school, get Involved! Come back to Jamaica and the songs of tropical birds. We also spent an afternoon at Carinosa Gardens, a paradise of waterfalls, plants and animals, that includes an aviary and an aquarium. However, if I see another "Come back to Jamaica" commercial, I'm going to shoot my television set. Jamaica, from page 10 night. To be honest. we did generally have agood time. Jamai· ca has some attractions that do support its reputation as a land of paradise. We cl1mbed Dunn's River Falls, a 6OO·ft. waterfall surrounded by lush tropical plants and flowers JUST BECAUSE SCHOOL IS STARTING, YOU DON'T ,HAVE TO FORGET YOUR SUMMER FRIENDS! WELCOME BACK STUDENTS I MILLER HIGH.LIFE, MILLER LITE ON TAP AT THE UNION SQUARE . Distributed by C.J.W., Inc., 2117-81st St., 552-7273 soc holds recruitment fair bY Kelly McKissick News Editor Ranger Thursday, Sept. 8, 1988 11 Come back to Jamaica and the songs of tropical birds. you interested in get- Afe1nvolved at Parkside but ~•t sure where to go for inareflllauon? Just take a stroll 10 wn Inner Loop Road on :ednesday, Sept. 14 and your stlons may be answered. qu,nie week of Sept. 11 has n designated Recruitment ~k. Student Organization ~uncil (SOC) President and vice president, Kevin Polhebr and Wanda Lelting, have ~ed two days of recruitment opJ)Ortunities. 'nle recruitment week 111eme is "Happy New Year," and features Pee Wee Herman. A number of activities, 1ncludlng special deals in the ReCreatlon Center and a 11ance, are planned throughout the campus to show students all Parkside has to offer. The Recruitment Faire, on Sept. H, will feature a live band and food. Campus or. Total Service for U.W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 553-2150 Mon.,-Fri. 10-3 Serv· Ra . mg four other locations cine Bu I' Waukesha r mgton Milwaukee ganizattons and clubs are en. couraged to set up tables for new students who may be interested in becoming involved in Parkside activities. An indoor recruitment op. portunity will occur on Friday• Sept. 16, when those organizations and clubs will set up tables on the main thoroughfare in the Communication Arts building. Take a look around,· enjoy the entertainment and check out some of the opportunities on campus. Don't just go to school, get Involved! Jamaica, from page 10 night. To be honest. we did generally have a good time. Jamaica has some attractions that do support its reputation as a land of paradise. We climbed Dunn' s River Falls, a 600-ft. waterfall surrounded by lush tropical plants and flowers We also spent an afternoon at cartnosa Gardens, a paradise of waterfalls, plants and animals, that includes an aviary and an aquarium. However, if I see another "Come back to Jamaica'' commercial, I'm going to shoot my television seL JUST BECAUSE SCHOOL IS STARTING, YOU DON'T HAVE TO FORGET YOUR SUMMER FRIENDS! WELCOME BACK STUDENTS! MILLER HIGH.LIFE, MILLER LITE ON TAP AT THE UNION SQUARE Distributed by C.J.W., Inc., 2117-81st St., 552-7273 -: ..... Track team secures NAIA honors in California b7"__ Park Ide', track team el}ded III oeaoon tast May w':\h 14 AU-American hono... captured at the NAlA nallonal track meet In AzuaI, CalIfornia. 1llree acnoo! records Yo' re broken and M.lkeSlauch WII nallonal champion In the Ill-kllometer walk. Th men '. team was in a s.- way lie for eighth place with 24 polntll In the meet domlnal d by AJ;uoa Pacllic, (CA) with 112 polntll. The women', team made the lop ten for the Ighth con.eecutlve season out of th 1aIt nine (counting croao·country and Indoor t ck). Th 1r Iotal ot 24 pointe ptac d them ninth. PraIrIe VI w A"llI: (TX) won the Swimmers women's meet with 93 points. Becca Scott, Tracey Karsha, Jacquetlne Cotton and Yolanda FInley each received two AlI-Americans tor placing In 4x.100 and sprint medley relayo. In the sprint medley, they flnlahed sixth with a ParluJlde record ot 1:45.54. They captured fourth In the 4x.100 with a 48.08, but broke the ochool record In the trials when they flnlahed In 47.69 seconds. Michelle Marter-Rohi fln- Iahed her collegiate competilion with two more AlI-American awa.rds tor flnlshes in the 1500 meter and llOOO meter runs. She WII th1rd In the 1500 with a time ot 4:26.91. A time of 9:38.56 In the 3000 needed Voluntee... are needed 10 h Ip with a IwImming pro- • grim for rUarded people ,poraored by the AaaocIallon for R larded c1t.1zen1. ThIa program beglna on sept. 14 and requ1rel a weekly COmmllm nl of one bour. Volunlee... will help begin. nlng ,tudentll al Jane Vernon School pool Wedneldeys from Welcome back! From the Ranger U p.m. 'I1Iey will encourage students on a one-to-one basLo. Qualifications to volunteer are: ability 10 swim, tack of tear ot the handicapped and good. communication skllls. Intere,ted students Mould caU Carol at 563-2000 or stop by Union 209_ JAP~~Rt\CO C~Ir{C;;SC;~;'C;;S1AURAr;T . KENOSHA'S OWN AND ONLY 4-STAR (4-CHEF.} CHINESE RESTAURANT LUNCH - DINNER - CARRY-OUTS EXTENSIVE DINNER MENU ....1II•• L ..With Chef Wone" broke the school record and gave her second place. Also In the 3000, Paula stokman was eighth In the serntfinals in 10:20.39. Jenny Gross was seventh in her heat with a time of 10:41.09. Nancy Marter was ninth overall in the 1500 with a time of 4:41.15. In the 1500 trials, Laura Kauffman finished In 4:51.83. The 1600 meter relay was seventh In the finals with a time of 3:54.04. The team consisted of Marler·RoW, Mart· er Scott and Finley. in the 800 meter run, Veronica Chamlee ran a 2'2200 in the trials. Scott adv~~ ed 10 the semi-flna~s for the 100 meter dash WIth a time of 12.18. ·In the semis, she false started Anne Stokman ran her best lime in the 10.000 meter run by over a minute to finish with a time of 48:46.29. She finished thirteenth in the competition. . In the 10K race walk, Mike staucn captured his tntrdnalIonal championship b ttng' a new meet recY set. 41.56. 01'(1 or Doug Fournier was thir the same race wttn :a d 1Q sonal record of 43.34. Jo Por. genson walked his be.ln~~. of 46.02 to caplure f,"~ John Marter ImproVed-·' lime by over two minute bil a sixth place finish In 47 3~far Dan. Peterson, ~ . 3000 meter ·steeplechaseg tile Injured with less than ' "'sa laps to go when there "'~ accident at a hurdle. '\II Intramurals start new season The 1988 Intramural Pro· gram gets underway this year with the flag football season beginning Monday, sept. 12 at 4 p.m. Anyone Interestlng In tormlng a team Ihould pick up an .entry form In the Phy Ed Oftlce on the second floor of the Phy Ed BuUdlng. Entries are due on FrIday, Sept. 9. Each participating team will play one game per week at either the 4 p.m. or 5 p.m. time slot on BLOOM COUNTY // .... '14 I \ Monda or Wednesday. Flag Football season y Sunday events will begin on will be needed on MOOt Sept. 18 with tennis. Entries and Wednesdays between can be picked up in the Phy p.m. and 6 p.m, from Sepl Ed Office. The tournament through Oct. 28. App will be set up according to for this position are In what participants are inter-'· Phy Ed Office. ested In, i.e., singles, doubles, Other Sunday mixed doubles. Entries are elude: due on Friday, Sept. 16, so Softball hurry In and sign up! Play Soccer will begin at 2 p.m. Badminton The Intramural Program is Floor Hockey looking for offlc!als for the . Volleyball r-- b.;..:Y:......;;;BerkeBre Hone your writing skills, meet new people, and get involved! Write for .t. he Ranger! . ...... • • t,"< L,' ..• :." ""'._~' <, Track team secures NAIA honors in California tional championship b ting a new meet rec Y set. 41.56. Ord Of om n ' meet with 93 points. needed ~ encoura a on -to-one elcome back! From t e Ranger J~P~~RAGC C~lt{f:Sf: · e:STr\URi\~T KE OSHA 'S O N ANDO LY 4-STAR (4-CHEF} CHI ESE RES TAURANT LU CH - DIN ER - CARRY -OUTS EXTENSIVE DINNER MENU .. W ith Chef Wone " broke the school record and gave her second place. Also in the 3000. Paula Stokman was eighth in the semiflnals in 10:20.39. Jenny Gross was seventh in her heat with a time of 10: 41.09. Nancy larter was ninth overall in the 1500 with a time of 4 :41 .1 5 . In the 11500 trials, Laura Kauffman finished in 4 :5 1.83 . The 1600 meter relay was seventh in the finals with a time of 3 : M .04 . The team conI ted of • larter-Rohl, Marter, Scott and Finley. In the 800 meter run, Veronica Chamlee ran a 2: 22 .00 in the trials. Scott advanced to the semi-fina~s for the 1 00 meter dash with a time of 12.18. In the semis, she false started. Anne Stokman ran her best time in the 10,000 meter run by over a minute to finish with a time of 48:46.29. She finished thirteenth in the competition. In the !OK race walk, Mike Stauch captured hiS third na- Doug Fournier was th.I the same race With rd In sonal record of 43.34. J! !>er. genson walked his best\Jor. of 46.02 to capture f hne John Marter improvedOUrth. time by over two minute hla a sixth place finish l.n 47 38 for Dan Peterson ~ 1. 3000 meter steeplechaseg Ute injured with less than ' waa laps to go when there w~ accident at a hurdle. an lntramurals start new season The 1988 Intramural Program gets underway this year ~1th the flag football eason beginning Monday, pt. 12 at 4 p.m. Anyone int resting in forming a team should pick up an entry form in th Phy Ed Office on the second floor of the Phy Ed Building. Entries are due on Friday, ept. 9. Each participating team will play one game per week at either the 4 p .m. or 5 p . m . time slot on BLOOM COUNTY Monda or Wednesday. Sunday events will begin on Sept. 18 with tennis. Entries can be picked up in the Phy Ed Office. The tournament will be set up according to what participants are interested in, i.e., singles, doubles, mixed doubles. Entries are due on Friday, Sept. 16, so hurry in and sign up! Play will begin at 2 p .m. The Intramural Program is looking for offic!als for the Flag Football season y will be needed on M~nda 1111 and Wednesdays between~ p.m. and 6 p.m. from Sept 12 through Oct. 28. Applicatioaa for this position are in tbe Phy Ed Office. Other Sunday ~vents In, elude: Softball Soccer Badminton Floor Hockey Volleyball Sept. 21 Oct.2 Nov.I Nov.ta Dec.u ,-.----by~Berke Breathed ftfvfr.~ / Hone your writing skills, meet new people, and get involved! Write for _the Ranger! Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 1, September 8, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Meet Student Leaders Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document The Porkside IS A STUDENT PUBLICATION Of THI UNIVERSITY Of WISCONSIN- PARKSIDE. Special Edition • Chancellor Kaplan Inside meet student leaders Happy New Year! UW-Parkside Welcome Week September 5-10,1988 Monday 4:00-7:00 pm-Picnic Supper- Union Housing 7:00 pm -Double Dare Games - Union Housing Tuesday 3:00 pm -Ice Cream Special - Union Bazaar 7:00 pm. -Recreation Center (Free for All) - Rec Center Wednesday 9:00 p.m. -Comedy Sportz - Union Square Thursday 4:30-8:00 pm -Student Affairs Open House 8:30 pm -Outdoor Movie: PeeWee's Big Adventure - Union Pad fcfcSsS• Friday 1:00 pm -Fun Run 8:30 pm -New Year's Bash featuring The All Night Newsboys - Union Square Saturday 9:00-11 UK) am -PeeWee's Playhouse Breakfast - Union Square 2 Tuesday, sept, e, i MBB Hanger REPEAL PROHIBITION UW-Parkside Student Night Every Wednesday -9-12 pm S1.50 off all Pitchers .75 Taps Sl.OO off all Appetizers If you are terminally dull or think Wayne Newton is a rock 'n roll legend, stay home. Your friends will appreciate it. So will we. 643O W. Was hington Ave. AT6T COMPUTER EQUIPMENT OVER 40% DISCOUNT THROUGH THE UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-STEVENS POINT / Hf / Available Equipment: PCB300 WGS, PC6286 WGS. PC6312 WGS, 6386 WGS * and STARLAN For Information Call: UWSP Academic Computing 715-346-2081 For purchases financed using AT&T Card Plus from September 5. 1988, through December 15, 1988 • the first payment will not be due until January 24,1989! • no finance charges will be assessed until after that date! PUB is looking ahead Dennis Brown Dennis Brown Although Pi Upsilon Beta has a short history, we have compiled a great many successes, outweighing the expected shortcomings. One of the major triumphs has been the establishment of our orgnization as an official fraternity/sorority on campus. Through the endeavors our former President, Chris Kelley; Vice President, Don Prange; Secretary/Treasurer, Michelle Lindgren; Advisor, Tim Lorman, and our large list of active members, See PUB, page 4 Fill in the blank with PSGA by Jay Lewandowski On behalf of your Student Government, welcome back to school! And now, what do you say we play a little fill in the blank? At the Parkside Student Government Association, we are [a) looking forward to a great year, b) ready to rock and roll, c) really gonna have a good time.] At PSGA, we represent [a) the trees, b) the bushes, c) the students, or d) the bricks] to the [a) Administration, b) Legislature, c) Board of Regents, d) the walls, e) all of the above] on the issues that affect each of us. Our motto is "Students Working for Students." We are always looking for [a) trees, b) new members, c) classrooms, d) more bricks]. Due to efforts made during the freshmen orientation sessions, we have had many [ti) tired, b) scared, c) new, or d) lost] freshmen joing Student Government. New blood is what keeps us going strong. If you have a(n) [a) interest, b) problem, c) questin, d) need to talk, or 3) any Jay Lewandowski of the above] just stop in. Our office is located in WLLC on the D-l level next to the Coffee Shoppe in rom D139A, or feel free to call 553-2244. We're ready to rock 'n roll, are you? Good luck! Why Get Involved? * A change of pace ^ * a way to meet people * an entry on your resume * a way to develop leadership skills a way to make a difference * fun Join Residence Hall Council First Meeting - Wed., Sept. 14th 6 p.m. Core Building Ranger Tuesday, Sept. 6, 1988 3 Get involved in PAB Total Service for U.W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 553-2150 Mon.-Fri. 103 Serving four other locations Racine Waukesha Burlington Milwaukee Jim Voss Involvement could mean only an hour a week. Become a better person and use that hour to join a club or an organization on campus. It really does make a difference! Jim Voss RESEARCH INFORMATION Largest Libraiy of information in U.S. - all subjects Order Cat alog Today with Visa/MC o r CO D 800-351-0222 •lUUUV in Calif. (213) 477-8226 Or, rush $2.00 to: Research Information 11322 Idaho Ave. #206-A, Los Angeles, CA 90025 Welcome Week Fun Run Fri. As a part of the Welcome Week/Happy New Year festivities the Student Activities office and the Physical Education department are sponsoring a Fun Run. The Fun Run is a two mile run/ walk (or however you can make it to the finish line) that will be held Friday, Sept. 9 at 1:00 pm. The two mile jaunt will begin outside of the Physical Education building and continue around Inner Loop Road. To enter, there is a $2 fee and an entry form, both of which must be taken to the Physical Education Office (in the Phy. Ed. building). Entry forms can be obtained at the Union Information Desk or the Physical Education Office. There will be a registration desk set up at the Physical Education building on the day of the race where all contestants must sign in before the race begins. At that time an additional fee of $3 will be collected. Friday, Sept. 9th Parkside Activities Board Presents... DANCE UNION SQUARE, 8:30 P.M. Students with ID $2, Guests $3 See You There! For Your Information STUDENT HEALTH SER VICES # If You Need... • To See a Nurse • Physician Referral • Blood Pressure Check • Contraceptive Counseling • Help With a Troubling Problem • Health Insurance Information • Wellness Information • Assistance for the Disabled Then Come To... STUDENT HEALTH SERVICES Where: Molinaro Hall D115 When: Fall Semester Hours: Mon. & Thurs. 8:00 AM-7:30 PM Tues., Wed., Fri., 8:00 AM-4:30 PM OR CALL... 553-2366 Student Enrollment Services WLLCD-195 welcomes night owls with extended evening hours Mondays and Thursdays 8:00 a.m. - 7:30 p.m. Stop in to register for our T-shirt* drawing and receive a free decal (while supplies last) * All Faculty, Staff & Students eligible Evening hours for the Financial Aid Office Starting September 8 Mon. & Thurs. — 7:45 AM-7:30 pm Tues. & Wed. — 7:45 AM-4:30 pm Friday — 7:45 AM-11:45 AM Closed Friday Afternoons Breezirt e # FM Your Imaginative Music Station WBZN Refreshing Light Jazz Relaxing New Age & Vocals Bruce Horneby David Benoit AJJarreau Shadow fax Jamee Taylor Spyro Gyra Sting Tracy Chapman Lee Ritenour Kenny G Steeley Dan Oceana TuchAc Patti Peter Kater Sade Manhattan Transfer David Sanborn Jfoni Mitchell Chuch Mangionne Steve Winwood Pat Metheny ond much more DISCOVER & ENJOY Breezin' 100.7 FM WBZN 4 Tuesday, Sept. 6, 1988 Ranger Brown optimistic about Pi Upsilon Beta PUB, from page 2 .Pi Upsilon Beta has grown to become one of the largest clubs on campus. I am happy to note that we are gaining the support of more and more students and staff as we progress. Pi Upsilon Beta was created as a social organization. It encourages group interaction producing many new friendships, a wealth of informal tutoring help and a temporary release from the pressures of academic life. This makes for an enjoyable college experience and a sense of compassionate comradeship where a member can always find an open ear or a shoulder to lean on. Most of our activities and outings are paralleled with A Golden Alternative • Yellow Lazon Special • 95 All Options FREE For an affordable alternative to gold, Yellow Lazon is an excellent choice. Especially at this reduced price. His and Her Custom Collection Now thru Sept. 10,1988. 109 SUNBURST JEWELERS 'Diamonds and back dates extra < *000 Oot . I d*>o VJ S A 68 20UCPI *51 J W in O n e ! Register to win a Night Owl 7-Shlrt during Welcome Week In Student Affairs' offices: Learning Assistance &. Counseling • Student Life• Assistant Chancellor's Office • Student Enrollment Services • Student Health • Center for Educational & Cultural Development • Registrar • Financial Aid • Child Care Center • Career Planning & Placement ARC • H o u s i n g O ffic e the weather. During the first part of the fall semester, we gather for weekly volleyball games. In cooler weather, we may go horseback riding, and take hayrides, play snow sports, or make snowmen on campus at 3:00 in the morning. The spring semester brings warmer weather and picnics/cookouts, beach parties, Brewers' games, and our annual "Talent Nite." Some other ideas for the spring are a charity event, and a sponsored trip during spring break. The summer semester involves a Great America excursion, visits to the festivals in Racine and Milwaukee, and "The Very Last Blast" (our end of the year party). New ideas for activites, or just about anything, are always appreciated. Pi Upsilon Beta welcomes all Parkside students with a 20 0/0 DISCOUNT Clip & Save This Ad To all Parkside students and faculty members only, on all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I.D. required. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler Misson Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. 50) 4017-75th St. 697-0884 Open Daily 9:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. Sundays 12:00-4:30 p.m. 2.0 GPA or better. Even though we are a social organization, we do recognize the need for academic achievement. Those seeking membership can do so in a variety of ways. The first is to contact one of the following officers: Dennis Brown, President; Frank Martinelli, Vice President; Dawn Tower, Secretary/Treasurer; Bob Verborg, Sergeant at Arms. Meetings are held on the first and third Monday of each month at 1:00 pm in one of the conference rooms in the Union Building, and all other Mondays in the northeast corner of Greenquist Hall. Feel free to drop in! We will have a table set up at the Recruitment Faire on September 14th between 12:00 and 2:00 pm, and also on Friday, September 16th, in the Communication Arts Building. Or drop off your name, address, and phone number at our mail box located in the PSGA office next to the Coffee Shoppe. I'm very optimistic about the new year -- join us, and become part of the excite-' ment! ° ARC °ARC° ARC ° ARC ° ARC ° ACADEMIC RESOURCE CENTER WLLC D150 (D1 Level of Library Learning Center) ° GPEM ° GPEM o GPEM o GPEM ° NEW HOURS FOR FALL 1988 (September 12 -December 16,1988) Mondays 8:00 a.m. -10:00 p.m. Tuesdays 8:00 a.m. - 6:00 p.m. Wednesdays 8:00 a.m. - 6:00 p.m. Thursdays 8:00 a.m.-10:00 p.m. Stop in the ARC to arrange to use tutorial services, computer programs which assist you in your course work, and workshops. Schedules and applications for ARC services are available immediately! Why wait to begin academic success!!! ° ARC ° ARC ° ARC ® ARC ° ARC ° Ranger Tuesday, Sept. 6, 1988 5 Start practicing for the real world. Using an IBM® Personal System/2® computer to help you succeed in college can also prepare you to succeed in a career. Because chances are, after you graduate, you'll be working on an IBM computer. So the IBM PS/2 is the perfect investment. It can help you organize your notes, write and revise papers, produce high-quality graphics, and more. And not only is it easy to learn and use, but if eligible, you'll get up to 40% off. Get a head start by working now on the computer you'll probably be working on later. Save Even More! Purchase your IBM PS/2 during the IBM Back-To-School Bonanza! Information is available at the Microcomputer Information Center, D-l Level WLLC, or stop by the IBM Booth on the Concourse in Molinaro Hall, Tuesday - Friday, September 6th - 9th from 10:00 AM-2:00 PM. IBM and Personal System/2 are registered trademarks of International Business Machines Corporation. INTRODUCING "The Sausage Werks" At the Coffee Shoppe Featuring Chicago Style hot dogs, Italian sausage, sandwiches and brats with all the toppings. Don't Miss It! Monday-Thursday 7:30-8:00 Friday 7:30-2:00 Closed Saturday and Sunday CHECK IT OUT The mini mart now offers: BBQ Chicken BBQ Ribs Sloppy Joes Assorted Salads Homemade Soups Deli Sandwiches Fresh Pizza Visit us soon! Monday - Friday 11:00-7:00 Saturday 11:00-1:00 Sunday 4-7 Create your own deli sandwich with selections of shaved roast beef, turkey ham, pastrami, corned beef and a variety of cold cuts, cheese, breads and rolls. Give it a try at the Union Cafeteria. Deli Open Monday-Friday 11:00 A.M. to 2:00 P.M. IT'S HERE Your Deli to Order THE UNION SQUARE Hungry for an evening snack? Let us prepare for you a piping hot pizza or hand packed charbroiled burger. A can't miss meal!! Monday-Friday 11:00 A.M.-2:30 P.M. Monday-Thursday 8:00 P.M.-10:30 P.M. Friday 4:00 P.M.-7:00 P.M. Closed Saturday Sunday 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. 8 Tuesday, Sept. 6, 1988 Ranger mainstream For all your musical needs this semester Newageto Punk CD's to 45's Mainstream, Racine, 422 Main St. 632-8052 Late Night with Student Services • Coming Soon to a Student Services' Office Near You! (Mondays & Thursdays until 7:30 p.m.) Housing Office • Career Planning & Placement Center for Educational and Cultural Developmerii Financial Aid • Learning Assistance Student Support Services • Registrar Counseling & Testing • Information Center Student Life • Student Activities Student Health • Student Enrollment Services Academic Advising Center • Bursar's Office The Parkside Union HOURS Recreation Center Mon.-Thurs.9 p.m. Friday 9 a.m.-Midnight Saturday 9 a.m.-Midnight Sunday Noon-10 p.m. Mini Mart Mon.-Fri. Noon-8 p.m. Sat. 9 a.m.-Noon Sun. 4 p.m.-7 p.m. Union Square Grill Mon.-Thurs. 11:a.m.-2:30 p.m. 8:00 p.m. -10:30 p.m. Fri. 11:00 a.m.-2:30 p.m. 4:00 p.m.-6:00 p.m. Sun. 6:00 p.m.-8:00 p.m. Information Center Mon., Thurs. 7:45 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Tues., Wed. 7:45 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Fri. 7:45 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Dining Room Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 a.m.-7:00 p.m. Friday 7:30 a.m.-2:00 p.m. Coffee Shoppe Mon.-Thurs. 7:30 a.m.-8 p.m. Fri. 7:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Reservations Office Mon., Thurs. 8 a.m.-7:30 p.m. Tues., Wed. 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Fri. 8 a.m.-4:30 p.m. wmmm m *«iar •iirfTH Newsboys to rock Friday Four musicians from the suburbs of Chicago with one common goal in mind...to have a little fun with their music! The Newsboys have 22 years of live performance experience between them, averaging over 200 assorted dates per year, you know they've paid their dues! Mark Dawson, the leader of the band, has nine of the 22 years to his credit. Mark has won three different song writing contests over the last few years; needless to say, he is quite a compliment in that aspect. This confidence also shows in his one-to-one approach while addressing his audiences...relaxed, personable, and at times even comical. Jeffrey Boyle has been around as well. His background in R&B music explains the "Dance" part of the Newsboys' "Dance Rock" direction. Jeff has also written some music that deserves some attention, but watch out for that groove...It'll getcha! "G-Man" is the affectionate name given to Gary Vee, the youngest of the band. Gary tends to look at everything from the lighter side...everything! But he can play! You may find this hard to believe while watching him, but 50,000,000 Gary Vee fans can't be wrong can they? Originally from the Bedora Country, Texas, the country boy has arrived! Terry Car ter is the "guitar-slinger' The Newsboys have been looking for! Terry is the newest member of the band, but he had no trouble fitting right in. Terry started as a friend then as a roadie, and thei after jamming with the band one night, well, you can fig ure the rest for yourself! That's it! Mark Dawson Bass Guitar and Lead Vocals Jeffrey Boyle-Drums anc Vocals. Gary Vee-Keyboards and Vocals. Terry Carter Lead Guitar and Vocals- ...THE NEWSBOYS...If you want to dance...8:30 Friday night, the Union Square! The Newsboys will perform on Friday, Sept. 9 at 8:30 p.m. in Union Square. J^uesda^Sept_JM9B8Ranger Library/Learning Center s# Open Mouse (Monday, Sept. 12 4 pm • 6 pm L-l Level PASA here to assist adult students by Debbie Fritschow and Kathy Wakefield A large component of the student body at Parkside is non-traditional in age and in needs. The Parkside Adult Student Alliance is a major student organization composed of and for non-traditional students. EVENING CHILD CARE PROGRAMMING AVAILABLE FOR CHILDREN TWO WEEKS TO TWELVE YEARS OLD MONDAY THROUGH THURSDAY EVENINGS UNTIL 9:30 PM INFORMATION AVAILABLE BY CONTACTING: UW-PARKSIDE CHILD CARE CENTER (414)553-2227 Room in house for rent, use of kitchen, laundry. 314 For RentHouses Apts., Flats. Lovely 2 bedroom apartment located block south of Near Uptown — Efficiency, utilities, included. Male Only, very clean furnished apt. $175 per month. RESIDENCE LIFE OFFICE KENOSHA APARTMENT HUNTING? has listings and services available to all students! Apt. 4C 533-2320 1 bedroom, heat gas, appliances. Off stre et parking. House for YMCA rent. Racine - Call Rooms available for rent. Elderly person looking for a student to do light housekeeping in exchange for room. We, at PASA understand the excitement as well as the uncertainties and fears adults feel about returning to school. Our main purpose is to assist the adult student in making a successful entry on re-entry to the academic world. Make your life easier and get to know us. Our office is located on the D-l level of WLLC, across from the Coffee Shoppe, or give us a call at 553-2706. Kathy Wakefield and Debbie Fritschow Comedy Sports, uniquely fun by Jon Hearron Editor ComedySportz is coming to Parkside! They will be performing at the Union Square 9:00 Wednesday night as part of the Welcome Week activities. Now, you ask, what is ComedySportz? According to Orvis ComedySportz is "a competitive improvizational comedy using a sports analogy." He went on to say, "A typical troop is composed of two comedic teams, a uniformed referee and an organist." The two teams compete against each other for audience laughs. A running score is kept, the referee officiates the games, issuing penalties as necessary, and background music is supplied by the organist. Orvis said, "We begin our show, just like at the stadium, by roaming the crowd selling popcorn, peanuts and raw liver." Then the referee explains the game to the audience. The players are introduced and the "Star Spangled Banner" is sung. There is a coin toss to decide which team will lead of and begin the night's festivites. ComedySportz troops have a repertoire of 35 games that they draw from during any given show. All the games performed by the troop are based on audience suggestion. With an audience the likes that Parkside with supply, the potential is there for one wild performance and a great time for all. Excell '88 A Leadership Adventure September 30 • October 2,1988 Plan now to attend Excel '88: A Leadership Adventure. This three day workshop, sponsored by the Student Activities Office will be held Sept. 30- Oct. 2 at Camp Wesly Woods on Lake Geneva. Various life and organizational skills will be presented. The cost of the workshop is only $15°° which includes lodging, transportation, meals and a souvenir. Scholarships are available on a need basis. Contact 553-2278 for additional information. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 16, issue 30 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Minority rally heightens campus awareness Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Minority rally heightens campus awareness by Kelly McKissick News Editor "How many students have to pass through the system before we have something in place to address and deal with these problems? We felt the time to move was now," Jay Lewandowski, PSGA (Parkside Student Government Association) president said at a rally for Minority Issues on Wednesday, April 27. PSGA recently formed the Minority Action Council in response to the distribution of racis't literature on the UWMilwaukee and Marquette campuses, racists actions on other campuses in Wisconsin, the response of Parkside minority students to a recent survey and UW System President Kenneth Shaw's proposal, "Design for Diversity," according to a press release. The Council's purpose, as defined in the PSGA Senate Bill, is "to formulate, set and monitor the effectiveness of all policies pertaining to minority students attending the University of Wisconsin-Parkside." Over 100 students attended the rally to listen to Chancellor Sheila Kaplan, Assistant Chancellor of Student Affairs G. Gary Grace, United Council Minority Affairs Director Don Parker, PSGA President Jay Lewandowski and Special Programs Coordinator Jesse Hargrove speak about minority issues. Parker spoke first, opening "That I have black skin should not be my qualification for obtaiing an education that I deserve." -Don Parker with " I think the theme or topic we can address at this rally is that it's bringing awareness to the issue (of minority needs and discrimination) before an incident like what happened at UW-M.il- A strong, final reminder: be careful at The End. Don Blazavier, who donated signs, assists Hall Council President George Koenig in hanging the reminders at the housing exits. waukee, Marquette or UWMadison precipitates and grows and becomes ugly." He was referring to the distribution of racist materials at these campuses. He explained that racism is "a problem that is growing, is very serious in nature, and affects every one of us. I believe through education and working together we can stop segregating ourselves." Parker stressed the issue of minority education, saying that it has been an issue that has been addressed in the UWsystem over the past ten years through a variety of groups, reports, proposals and plans, "yet the number of minorities entering the UW system has remained the same over the past couple of years in relationship to the total student population." He feels that the real problem is in minority retention. "For instance, at the UW-Milwaukee campus, eight out of every ten students are not going to graduate in the fouryear undergraduate track. That seems to suggest that the problem of minority recruitment and retention is a very important issue." He mentioned a cartoon printed in the UW-Eau Claire student newspaper, in which two white students were covering themselves with a black substance and saying that they could now get free tuition because they were black. "I think that any normal- thinking person would know that it would be an economic waste to throw money at a person who is not going to be able to achieve or obtain an education that's going to benefit them and society as a whole," he said. "We need to take into account that there are certain social and economical barriers that keep the minority students in the subclass as they are classified. Those barriers are what keep the minorities away from the educational opportunities that the other students have," Parker commented. He feels that a mechanism needs to built up that will "bring all students up to the same level." Chancellor Kaplan stated that measures have been taken by Parkside "to do a substantially better job of serving minority students" during her past 16 months as Chancellor. She said that scholarships have been an issue as well, although, "there is never enough money." Kaplan explained that during the past year, Parkside has been or- Don Parker, United Council Minority Affairs the gathering at the rally for Minority Issues 27. ganizing to do some major private fundraising to aid scholarships. "We have established the raising of funds for minority student scholarships as one of the priorities of that fundraising campaign," she said. "Aside from saying that this is a cultural imperative and a political imperative, it is also an imperitive for this institution because we live or die with the cities of Kenosha and Racine," she said. April an investment in the students' futures. He does not believe in Utopia, where everything is perfect, but he does believe "that we can reach a point where we can at least start to look at people based on the merits of the individual character. That I have black skin shdlild not be my qualification for obtaining an education that I deserve if I work as hard as everyone else." Kaplan explained that these communities are undergoing major changes in their demographic makeup, and "this institution is going to have to learn how to relate to and how to educate the minorities, who are going to the majority in the population of Racine and Kenosha in the next fifteen to twenty years." Hargrove feels that minority education "is at a point where we need to identify key personnel who can advance the educational opportunity message. They fall into two categories: role models and champions." He explained that role models and champions are trying to relate a message of hope, shared commitment, the advancement of educational opportunity, and Grace addressed the crowd by comparing Parkside to the other institutions where he has worked. "This is the first place I've ever worked where the chief executive is committed to making some progress. These are people at the top who are willing to be counted and who will take some leadership to get things changed," he said. Hargrove complimented the audience at the rally and PSGA. "You sponsored this rally because you believed and cared to invest your energy in a problem concerning minorities. It is said that involved students make stronger alliances, stronger citizens and stronger government. You are making a difference here today." Inside Chancellor's reflection page 3 New SOC leader HOG Bowl page 5 As Doc saw it page 9 Classifieds page 10 Sports wraps page 17 Farewells UWP RANGER" Ranger writers never die... by Robb Luehr Six years. Yes, it seems like forever, but it's been only six years. Contrary to heresay, the builders of this school did not see me and my brother standing in a field and build the school around us. But, sadly yes, the rumor concerning my impending graduation from this university is true. It's been 13 years since the last time I wore a cap and gown-when I got out of high school (yes, I'm that old)-and I have mixed feelings now that Pm leaving the hallowed halls of old PU in that same get-up. It's difficult to find a lot of good things to say about Parkside, but there's more than you think. In my remembrances, I'll try not to get sentimental, but if I do, hey, so it goes. First of all, I have to thank my brother (who's been here a semester longer than me) for introducing me to the Ranger lo those six years ago, and for getting me on the road to a degree by suggesting English as a major. Thanks to the late Ken Meyer, who gave me my first paid Ranger position, as Sports Editor (which I lost in three weeks). Also thanks to all the editors and sports editors since then who have put up with all my quirks (ahem). Thanks also to the Parkside athletic department and coaches for keeping the stories coming. Another thank you goes to the professors of the English department, who put up the various late papers, poems and assignments. I especially have to thank Prof. Kummings for keeping his sanity, because I had at least six classes with him, and I'm sure I drove him crazy some- .times. Outside of Ranger and writing, I have to acknowledge (grudgingly) Nick Thome for corrupting me in Dart Team. I was part of the Team in it's glory days, and I know I'm not the same person I was before that. And finally, I wish to thank the University itself for somehow keeping my interest piqued for the past six years. I'm going to miss the daily grind of classes, the 10 to 20 page papers, buying textbooks, the clog in Molinaro in the morning, Ranger deadlines, Union Square, the Rec Center, bad jukebox music and the daily walk down the concourse. I'm going to miss this place. They just say thanks and so long by Rick Luehr Forgive me if this thing gets a little sentimental. I figure, since this is the last thing I'll ever write for Ranger, I can get away with it just once. When I first came to the Ranger office six and a half years ago, I felt like I was entering a room full of strangers. By the time I left, it was a room full of friends. And it's been that way ever since. Being on the staff has made me really feel like I belong, and it also gave me a sense that I was doing something really important. I would really like to thank everyone who has made an impression on me over my years here. I'd like to mention them all by name, but that would take the whole issue. First of all, I want to thank the Ranger staffs of the "HOW TO BECOME AN ELDER S TATESMAN? OH, YOU TWO SHOULDN'T HAVE ANY PROBLEM." Letters to the Editor Emphasis on research questioned past, all the people who gave me my first chance and always encouraged me. Of course, I have to thank the staff this year. All of you have really been good friends, as well as one hell of a great staff. So Jenny, Jon, Terri, Pook and Mooch, Randy, Amy (still the hottest news babe in the business), and everyone else; I love you and I'm really going to miss all of you. I can't end this thing without acknowledging everyone else on campus who have meant a lot to me over the years. To all the members of Alpha Psi Omega, and to all the rest of the faculty, students and staff, past and present, who have made these the best six and half years of my life: Thank you all so much. I'm really going to miss this place. To the Editor: My experiences with two professors situated in two different academic divisions at Parkside require comment. I would like to know why the university is terminating the employment of someone in the science division who is perhaps the best lecturer in his department. People I have talked to agree with me that he is, over all, one of the best, if not the best, teachers of the subject Parkside could hope to find. He has, in addition, made major efforts to coordinate club activities and, in general, increased interest in the field, at a time when enrollment in the program has been declining. The reason given for denial of tenure is the old familiar one: not enough research. Second, I would like to know the university's reasons for tolerating another professor, located in a social science discipline. This professor, who is well known beyond this campus, fills his lecture time with one-sided polemics about political ideas he doesn't like, talks mainly about those few parts of his subject he has done research in, and, in fact, doesn't even teach. I am told he has fewer students in his survey classes than any other professor in the discipline. In addition, this semester he has missed class time equivalent to two full weeks in order to attend conferences and meetings, yet he demands standards from his students equal to those of graduate school. Why, I would like to know, does the university fire the first professor and keep the second? Apparently it's the old "publish or perish" syndrome again: do mostly research and forget about teaching or risk getting axed. People have complained about this situation. They have complained to department heads, to other professors, and to members of the administration. Predictably nothing has been done. Obviously, with regard to these and similiar situations, nothing will ever be done. No wonder Parkside is losiSf lit If this institution eally wants to educate peotll' W!U have t0 recognize the contributions of those here who have actually assisted it in the accomplishment of its mission, not those who spend their time writing books. At Parkside. in the battle between teaching and research, it is obvious which has won out. Sincerely, Dennis Wheeler To the Editor: The Parkside Student Government Association would like to thank the faculty, staff, and students for attending the minority awareness rally which took place on Wednesday, April 27. We feel that the attendance at the rally gave support to the need for the minority actions council. We would also like to thank all the guest speakers for their invaluable time and support for the rally. Their participation was greatly appreciated. Ross Pettit PSGA Vice-President John Acklam Director of Public Relations for PSGA Editorial Staff Jenny Carr Editor Kelly McKissick News Editor Amy H. Ritter News Editor Terri DeRosier Feature Editor Business Staff Randy LeCount Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor John Kehoe Asst. Photo Editor Robb Luehr Copy Editor General Staff Jon Hearron Business Manager Steven R. Picazo Operations Manager Ken Aehl, Jason Caspers, Dan Chiapetta, Denise Furuglyas, Peter Hansen, George Koenia, Jeff Lemmermann. Christina Lojeski. Rick Luehr, Jim Maastricht, Dawn Mailand, Doc Maltory, John Marter. Ken McCray, Doug McEvoy, Laura Pestka, Maria Rintz, Bobbi Jo Slater. Wendy Sorenson. cy and content "if is published ew^ThnlcH^'Harkside'who are sole|y responsible for its editorial p( days. P S"ed every Thursday dunn9 the academic year exce pt over b reaks and he letters mus/be sfgnedWwith6a3feleolfnnp"numhh6^ a,re.typed' double-spaced and 350 words or less, held upon request ' number included for verification purposes. Names will be wi fR^ger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or de- • Say. f°r a",etterSl and classi,ied ad*- 's Monday at 10 a.m. for publication nosh^V^|S5314in^le^<honeb4"f4/553^287>VFfrt ^>ar'<s'cle' Box 2000' Ke" jng) eiepnone 414/553 -2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advertis- Hrmb*' of th* assocoreo cpu eoate MtfMI IP Student twists knee Chancellor reflects on year waits in the rain by Doug McEvoy On March 29, Parkside student Jorie Hamsing was entering the campus from the Comm Arts building parking lot when she stepped in a hole in the walk caused by a missing brick. Three bricks surrounding the missing brick were loose. Hamsing twisted her knee causing severe cartilage and tendon damage. Hamsing lay on the ground in the rain for 25 minutes unable to move. Though many passers-by said they would call for help, all failed to do so. "I had one guy ask me if I was part of a demonstration!" recalled Hamsing. "I told him that my umbrella had blown away, my books were God knows where, and my glasses had flown off of my face. I was sitting in a puddle and couldn't move, but other than that I was part of a demonstration. He said he would get help but never did." Approximately twenty minutes after her fall, two men approached her and told by Amy H. Ritter News Editor Without mentioning Parkside specifically, the new Kenosha mayor, Pat Moran, has expressed the intent to annex land surrounding Kenosha during his term in office. Moran made these comments during his inaugural address on Tuesday, April 20. "I totally believe in the good neighbor policy with the townships of Pleasant Prairie and Somers," he said. "I pledge to them that I will respect their concerns and also realize the need to work to-, gether for the economic growth and well-being of the Kenosha area. "However," he asserted, "the townships must realize that the city must be allowed to grow. I would expect the townships to honor the 1970's and 1980's sewer and water agreements that provide for economic growth and annexation opportunities for the city of Kenosha. The city cannot be landlocked." Moran said that one of his first objectives is to meet with leaders of the townships to formalize these agreements. In a previous interview with the Ranger, Moran said he would make no move toward annexing Parkside until a "win-win" situation was found, whereby the city, the university and the town of Somers would gain from the action. Moran's inaugural address focused on his plans to abide by the wishes of Kenosha citizens as expressed during the her they were athletic trainers and could help. "They tried to take me into the building out of the rain," explained Hamsing. "But as soon as they lifted me, I turned white and began to feel nauseous. They said I was going into shock." The two men left her there and called Campus Security for help. Upon arriving at the scene, Campus Security called the Somers Rescue Squad who took Hamsing to St. Catherine's Hospital for treatment. Hamsing was on crutches for a few weeks. Campus Security gave her a two week disabled parking permit which did not cover the full time she was on crutches. The hole in the walk, according to Hamsing, is still not repaired appropriately. She reports that a brick that does not fit was placed in the hole and packed with wet sand. The surrounding bricks remain loose and the replacements sticks up. In addition, Hamsing reports, one of her professors recently tripped on the replacement. Mayor Pat Moran Focus 2000 p roject. This project collected opinions on what needs to be changed in Kenosha, through neighborhood meetings, a telephone hotline, and other means. "Kenosha, over the next few years, will be faced with one of the greatest challenges in its history," Moran said. "This .imperative need has been outlined by our fellow citizens. "They have conveyed that we must ... diversify our economy, ... develop our lakefront, ... and enhance our image." To achieve economic diversification, Moran said he plans to target the city's efforts to attract new indusby Amy H. Ritter News Editor Chancellor Sheila Kaplan views her second year at Parkside as a positive experience, although not without blemish. During her first year, she explained, Kaplan focused on understanding and recognition of Parkside's needs. Through personnel she has appointed, this year she is beginning to see operations being built. "We meet all our goals here," she joked. However, in addition to reaching goals that were planned, Kaplan's responsibilities have included responding to unexpected situations. The Chrysler pull-out was an event that had not been expected nor planned for. Kaplan said this is a sad matter of course for the community, for those who will lose jobs, but she is pleased with Parkside's response to the crisis. While she realizes that Gateway Technical College carries the responsibility of re-training displaced workers, Parkside has played a role in the community's reactries. "I feel that the Focus 2000 effort initiated by this Council should be the city's blueprint for change," he said. "Last week at the Focus meeting, 50 percent of the respondents felt that there had not been any progress in addressing our three major objectives." To move forward to meet these goals, Moran stated his tion as well. Up to ten faculty members have become involved with Kenosha County committees to offer their expertise. "The University has done excellent work in providing intellectual support for the community," Kaplan said. Increasing enrollment and retention are goals that Kaplan set for this year. Although she will not see the results until September, the prospects look good. Applications are up 40 percent, and preliminary retention figures seem to be heading in the right direction, she said. Other successes are the completion of the search for a Dean of Business, improvement of the computer center, increased services for minorities (through the Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement), and several projects in academic areas. The UW System mandate for a new Mission Statement reinforced the plans Kaplan said she had already made to rewrite the statement. intention to set up a City Focus Commission. Aldermen and citizens will hold seats on the commission, which will evaluate the city's progress, establish goals, conduct public hearings, and report to the Council on the progress of the Focus 2000 effort. "Our time has come." the mayor concluded, "and I am proud to be a Kenoshan." Released earlier this year, the statement is the first revision since 1973. "It's been a very positive year in terms of fundraising," Kaplan added, citing an increase of 289 percent. Kaplan explained that the outcome of many projects will not be seen for several years, but the direction they are heading seems right. The tragic death of Dan Hall created another situation that required administration response. Kaplan said tht campus security will be given greater freedom to enforce stricter alcohol policies. "We will not tolerate alcohol abuse here," she said. Hall's death, although a great tragedy, has caused increased awareness of alcoholrelated problems. "From all tragedies, sometimes good things can come," Kaplan said. Total Service for U. W. Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 553-2150 Mon.-Fri. 10-3 Serving four other locations Racine Waukesha Burlington Milwaukee New Kenosha mayor hints at annexation 4 Thursday, May 5, 1988 Ranger Polheber plans "something big" for SOC during presidency by Steven R. Picazo and Kelly McKisslck Kevin Polheber admits that he hasn't had much leadership experience with SOC (Student Organizations Council), but is more than ready to jump with both feet into his new title of SOC President. At the SOC meeting on April 18, Polheber was elected President, Wanda Leiting became Vice-President, and Lisa Donais retained her position as secretary. Polheber is a senior majoring in psychology, and represented the Psi Chi Psychology Club in SOC for the past year. He had passing fancies about becoming president, but his thoughts only turned serious after the nominations were announced. "I had my reservations at first," he said, but once he was nominated, "I realized that if'I was going to be in the race that I should try to win it and do what I could to help SOC. "It sounded appealing to me because I always wanted to become more active and involved in the things that are going on at the University. I also think that the clubs are an important part of campus life," he said. Polheber explained that he ha^ really not had a chance to get in contact with some of the administrators on campus to get their views on SOC, but said that he received some Kevin Polheber advice from SOC's advisor, Diane Welsh. "She told me that I could do a lot with SOC to make it into something big, or I could do just enough to get by. I want to make it into something big," Polheber commented. According to the SOC Constitution, Polheber is supposed to run Monday's meeting, but past SOC President Marie Bayer requested that she be allowed to run it to say her good-byes to the clubs. He said that Bayer expressed to him that she would like to see the SOC clubs become more "SUMMER SCHOOL" STUDENTS BEAT THE HEAT! Summer Housing is now available for the 8-week summer session in the UW-Parkside Residence Hall. Modern, convenient, airconditioned, apartment style assignments are available. Limited Space is Available! Act Fast! For more information call: 553-2320 or stop by the Housing office #4C unified. "I concur with that, and will try to get it more recognized and involved on campus. It is major status organization. I know that here are some clubs that are starting to form, and I'll help them out with whatever they need to get started," he said. Polheber feels that a number of SOC clubs will be very helpful to him over the next year, including Pi Upsilon Beta, Sociology Club and Student Wisconsin Educators Association (SWEA). He explained that members of these clubs have already approached him with ideas for next year. "I'm really excited about this, and winning the election was a real rewarding experience in itself," he said. "I plan to do as much as I can to get SOC recognized and off to a roaring start next year." Dr. Curtis participates in arms control Dr. Willie Curtis, assistant professor of political science at Parkside, is one of 35 college instructors invited to participate in a two week seminar on Nuclear Weapons and Arms Control at Harvard University this summer. The seminar, sponsored jointly by Harvard and the Center for International Studies at MIT, will include discussions of such topics as arms control theories, ethical issues in the nuclear age, and nuclear weapons testing limits. Curtis, currently on leave at the University of Delaware, will be offering a summer course at Parkside on World Politics and a new course this fall, entitled "Force, Diplomacy, and World Order." Annual student art show presented The Parkside Art Department will present their 1988 Senior Art Exhibition with two different shows in the Communication Arts Gallery. The first show will be exhibited from Monday, May 2 through Thursday, May 5 and includes student work from Susan Schuder, Kathleen Trentadue, Robert Krause, and Michele Zimmerman. The opening reception will be held on Monday, May 2 from 7-9 p.m. The second show will be exhibited from Sunday, May 8 through Thursday, May 12, with a special showing on graduation day, Sunday, May 15 from 3:30-5 p.m. The second show's participants are Scott Ludwig, Dan McKelvie, Jerril Grover, and Laurel Wise. The opening reception will be held on Sunday, May 8 from 5-7 p.m. Gallery hours are Monday- Thursday 1-6 p.m., Wednesday- Thursday 7-9 p.m. The reception is free and open to the public. photo by Oave McEvoy WLBR postpones start by Doug McEvoy Parkside's radio station WLBR should begin broadcast within the next few weeks. Originally slated to begin broadcast on April 22, the station ran into delays in processing paperwork. M U S I C M O V I E S M O R E Your Summer Music Headquarters Rock, Jazz, New Age, Rap LP, Cass., Compact Discs, and T-Shirts Now Also Featuring Ticketron MAINSTREAM-RACINE 422 Main Street 632-8052 "We just sent all the paperwork through the Purchasing Department," explained station manager and committee chair Dan Perrault. "We weren't informed, and our president and vice-president (of PSGA) were not aware that we had to go through the purchasing department." At present, hopes are that the Purchasing Department will approve the plan to buy the equipment necessary. If so, the equipment should be available within a week and the set should be completed within the next few weeks. The majority of the equipment needed will be purchased from WBSD, Burlington High School's radio station. The entire package, including turntables, cassette machines, a reel to reel machine, a cart machine. 500 carts, and various other equipment, will run approximately $1,200. After installation costs and the remaining equipment is bought, the total cost should be about $1,400, which has already been allocated towards the project through the Segregated University Fee Allocation Committee (SUFAC). "We would like to get things underway as soon as possible." said Perrault. "If See Radio page 6 -News Briefs Cartoon causes furor EAU CLAIRE - A cartoon in the April 14 issue of the campus newspaper, the Spectator, has created a furor at UW-Eau Claire, reports the Eau Claire Leader Telegram. I he cartoon portrays two white students smearing themselves with black paint in a mocking attempt to participate in UW System President Kenneth Shaw's minority recruitment plan. Shaw's proposal would set aside 500 scholarships each year for minority and low-income white students who meet UW admission standards. In the cartoon, a student is painting himself black, drawing paint from a bucket bearing the labels "Minority In A Minute" and "E-Z 2-ition." The student is saying. "Who needs to work so hard to get a perfect GPA or money for tuition when ya have this stuff!" A second student also has painted himself black and is wearing a T-shirt with "Crosby Show" enblazoned across the chest. He is singing, "FREE TU-I-TION here we come..." Gerald Conner, an associate professor of journalism and the Spectator's faculty advisor, said he didn't see the cartoon until after the newspaper had been distributed. Upon seeing it, "I thought, 'My God, what is this?' " Conner said. "It's offensive." Racial confrontation in Madison MADISON - Madison police broke up a confrontation between black and white students at the Acacia fraternity house, on Langdon Street, Thursday night (April 14)--a clash provoked by a disruption of three UW-Madison classrooms last week, reports the Wisconsin State Journal. As a result of last week's disruption, one Acacia member at the University of Illinois was expelled from the fraternity and 15 others were suspended. Members of the Madison chapter apparently were not involved in the incidents on the Madison campus. The altercation at the Madison Acacia house began shortly before 11 p.m. When officers arrived, they found black and white students engaged in an argument outside the fraternity house. The fraternity's president told police that Acacia members were having a party when about 20 blacks entered the house in three different groups. According to police reports, they disrupted the party and made a variety of demands. Among the demands was that the fraternity apologize to all blacks on campus and identify the Illinois student who last Friday disrupted a UW class called "The African Storyteller" and set off stink bombs in an African language and literature class. Voc. school system in trouble Wisconsin's vocational-school system, long regarded as one of the nation's best, is beset by problems as it faces an uncertain future, reports the Wisconsin State Journal. The system, which has served millions of full-time and part-time students over 75 years, is confronted by legislative proposals for dramatic reorganization and the prospect of decreasing property-tax financing. Moreover, directors have been ousted in two of its districts, and in a third, an administrator resigned so his salary could be used to save other jobs. Some 440,000 people, or the equivalent of 58,340 full-time students, are being served this year at the system's 43 main and satellite campuses. Housing Olympic Games a hit Next Ranger Sept. 8 - Have a good summer! Ranger repents for sins In the April 21 edition of the Ranger, the information concerning the changes in the financial aid laws incorrectly stated that women can have their tuition payments deferred for six or twelve months. The words "tuition payments" should have been educational loan repayments which can be deferred. Tuition payments cannot be deferred. The Ranger repents for this error and regrets any confusion it may have caused. by Laura Pestka The second annual Housing Olympic Games, otherwise known as the HOG Bowl, was held Wednesday, April 27 through Friday, April 29, and was, by all accounts, a huge success. The games were kicked off Wednesday afternoon with an obstacle course held in the Union Bazaar. The event included sucking lemons and then blowing up balloons, drinking baby bottles filled with kool-aid, and then contestants had to wrap their hands with toilet paper and push a brick across the floor using only their noses. The Music Mania event was held Wednesday evening. This was a lip-sync contest that was won by Derek Brown and Mike Ferreira of House Three and Seven. Preceeding the marvelous Music Mania was the first half of the Family Feud game. The Feud was hosted by Rocky Dawson (otherwise known as Rocky Donovan), and the hostess was Vanna Black, alias Michelle Herrem. The games continued on Thursday, starting with a graffitti contest on the housing complex patio where teams drew their chalk masterpieces. House Two won the event with picture of a dragon. A wiffle-ball tournament that had originally been scheduled for Wednesday but The Hog Bowl wiffle ball game heated up as Kevin Smith took a mighty 9wing at George Koenig's speedbaH. was postponed until Thursday because of the weather. When it was played, the winner was House Five. Thursday evening brought a conclusion to Family Feud and the event was won by House Six. The events wound down with a picnic on Friday afternoon. The scent of brats wafting through the air drew students out into the sunshine. The overall winner of HOG Bowl was House Four. House Three came in second. Houses Two, Five, Six and Seven tied for third with House One coming in last. The HOG Bowl was the brainchild of Resident Assistant Rocky Donovan who started the event last year. This year's games were a super success with good representation from all the houses. HOG Bowl t-shirts were a hot item sold during the games. The event, now a housing tradition, will be held again next year. Thanks Jen! - The Ranger staff v-im RANGER IS NOW ACCEPTING APPLICATIONS FOR THE FOLLOWING STAFF POSITIONS FOR THE 1988-89 ACADEMIC YEAR NEWS EDITOR FEATURE EDITOR PHOTO EDITOR COPY EDITOR ADVERTISING MANAGER DISTRIBUTION MANAGER BUSINESS MANAGER OPERATIONS MANAGER ADVERTISING REPRESENTATIVES Requirements: UW-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least 6 i credits per semester. Qualifications: Previous newspaper experience helpful. Deadline: May 13,1988 All of these positions are paid. Applications available in the Ranger office D139C. 6 Thursday, May 5, 1988 Ranger Conflict in Sri Lanka subject of book Ethnic Conflict and Reconcitation in Sri Lanka, a recently published book by Chelvadurai Manogaran, associate professor of geography and international studies at Parkside, provides a comprehensive account of the current ethnic conflict and an analysis of its causes in Sri Lanka. The , book has been published by the University of Hawaii Press. | Manogaran, an expert in geography and climatology, focuses upon the relationship of land settlement and water distribution and their interconnections with government ; policies toward the Tamil mijnority. | Manogaran further discusses the current warfare, the arrival of the guerilla movement, and steps needed for reconcilation in a united Sri Lanka. Manogaran, a Tamil, re- Chelvadurai Manogaran ceived his early education in Sri Lanka during a critical period in the modernization of the country. He holds a B.A. from the University of Ceylon (Sri Lanka), a masters from Clark University, and a Ph.D. from Southern Illinois University. Paperwork delays WLBR start Radio from page 4 we get the equipment set up in the next few weeks, we can learn how to use the equipment and be fairly mistakefree by next year." When the station begins broadcasting, students can expect to hear top 40, classic rock, and progressive alternative music. "We (PSGA) conducted a survey on what types of music students wanted to hear and we got 188 returns," explained Perrault. "We will be playing a fairly strict format of top 40, classic rock and progressive alternate music during the prime hours of the rec center." During the less crowded hours in the recreation center, the station will be playing more off beat music and talk shows. At present, the station is relying on donations of records from record companies. So far they have received 50 records. These records are promotional. The station will Campus Cinco de Mayo celebration set Cinco De Mayo, a celebration of the Mexican overthrow of Emperor Maxmillian and French control of Mexico, will be held May 4-6 at Parkside. Cinco De Mayo's celebration begins with a movie on the history of Mexico in the Union Cinema at noon. Following the movie is a musical performance by area high school bands. A jazz festival from 1-4 p.m. will also be held on the same day in the Union Cinema. A dinner celebration held in Union Square highlights the second day of the celebration, May 5. A Hispanic folk dance group led by Diane Garza and a keynote address by Joe Muniz, a member of the Board of Directors of the Spanish Centers of Racine, Kenosha and Walworth Inc., follows the dinner that includes chicken in mole sauce, rice and beans. The dinner begins at 6 p.m. with a $6 donation per person. Dancing to the music of El Destino from 8 p.m. to 1 a.m. in Union Square ends the celebration's activities on May 6. A $3 donation is requested for the dance. Tickets for the celebration are available at the Racine Spanish Center, Kenosha Spanish Center, and the Parkside Information Center, Union building. Cinco De Mayo is co-sponsored by the Spanish Centers of Racine, Kenosha, and Walworth, Inc., Parkside All Campus Events Committee, International Studies, Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement, Educational Opportunity Center, and the Coca-Cola Bottling Co., Kenosha. LIVE ENTERTAINMENT EVERY NIGHT Beat the Clock Double Bubble Mon.-Fri. 3-7 Thursday All Night EVERY Mon. & Wed. LADIES' NIGHT TUESDAY'S COMEDY NIGHT Cash Prizes SUNDAY'S REX RIZZ AND HIS SINGING MACHINE Thurs., May 5 Class of '62 featuring the Surf Boys Fri. & Sat., Maayy 6e & 7 LOVE EXPRESSION Hottest Dance Band in Town RELAX Single *19" Double *26" ' Weekend Single *23" | Weekend Double s30,s | With this coupon € RUMORS Located in Apple Valley Lodge 5005 Wash. Ave. IMMEDIATE OPENINGS for Welders, General Laborers, Word Processors, Bookkeepers, and Receptionists Apply in Person 10:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. at Workforce Temporary Services 533 Milwaukee Ave. Burlington, Wi. 552-7962 This familiar poster looks like wallpaper to some students, but it's actually a promo for WLBR. rely mostly on private record collections for records of more established groups. They have also worked out deals with a number of record companies including Warner Brothers and Columbia Records. WLBR also gets sporadic student donations. The station is presently discussing a three-stage plan to reach the broadcast area. The first step will be to hook up a direct line to the Union and recreation center. The line to the recreation center is already in place and hopes are high that it wili go to the union as well. The next step involves the use of a carrier current system. This would allow reception at the dorms and hopefully on campus radios. The third step would be to strike a deal with Jones' Intercable or Racine Telecable allowing the station to broadcast off campus. The broadcast hours have not yet been set, but are likely to correspond with the hours of the recreation center. Distinguished service award for staff Chancellor Sheila Kaplan has announced that a distinguished service award of $500 will again be awarded this year to an academic staff member for "exemplary university service." Non-teaching members of the academic staff who hold appointments of 50 percent time or more are eligible. Those who hold positions of teaching and non-teaching will be considered. Questions about eligibility should be referred to the committee chair, Doris Nice. Nominees should be those who exhibit especially distinguished service which demonstrably benefits the campus community or which exceeds the required performance of his/her normal duties or job responsiblity at the university. Nomination forms are available at the Union Information Desk, Main Place Information Kiosk and the Library/ Learning center. The winner will be announced at the fall con vocation. Loop 500 Wke ra'cp F H » Marketing fraternity, held its annua caotein Len rahaitorl i8w' April 27' *or th« third year in a row place victory Tpf l e,? h,f team' the Geeks t0 the flrs Cabaltera Val Lee? CEnEJ lnc,ude (from ,eft to r i5ht) went to the PnuSSi Rieder> and Laurie Salusz. Second plac Pi S ama Eo?i oS an5 Foursome. Third place went to host Sigma Epsilon, and fourth went to PAB's Rockside Rockers. Bostetter 'sees positive things' by Terri DeRosier Feature Editor As her year as president of Parkside Activities Board (PAB) comes to an end, Sue Bostetter is proud of the accomplishments PAB has made to the campus this year. "I feel that our overall image has improved," Bostetter said, "and that really shows in the number of students that we had involved with the board this year. " "Students all over the campus realize who we are now," Bostetter explained, "and that's basically because of our new members all showing such positive attitudes." Bostetter said when she started out the year, the number one goal she set for herself and the board was to increase the membership. She feels that all the committees were able to fulfill their goals because the board had the people -- people who were Sue Bostetter committed to make it happen. "The one thing that didn't happen this year," Bostetter pointed out, "was better com-', munication between the student organizations and the student leaders. I don't think that has happened, and I'd like to see everyone work on that next year. It's a realistic goal, and I think it could happen." As far as the future of PAB, Bostetter feels that the executive council for next year has the experience to help the board continue it's forward movement. "All I see are positive things," Bostetter said. "I'd like to see the overnight training and team-building session continue next year. That was something we started last year, and it really helped us to come together as a working unit this year. "I would also like to see the board keep the high energy level and the high amount of involvement going. The new ideas and the creativity are what made things happen this year, and that's what will continue to make things happen next year." UC has new leader Current UC Legislative Affairs Director Jim Smith was elected President of United Council for the upcoming year on April 26. After a rather grueling three hour election process, Smith won the majority vote of those attending the Gener-, al Assembly meeting. Because only 77 members of the General Assembly were at the meeting and a majority vote of 68 is needed to win a presidential election, election rule 10.11 was suspended after the fifth ballot. This rule states that the president must be elected with the majority vote of the entire General Assembly, whether they are present or not. The other candidates running for president were Steve Cady, current UC vice president and president of Stevens Point student government; and David Woldseth, current Legislative Affairs Director of UW Madison student government. Both candidates dropped out of the election before the third ballot. However, internal haggling within the General Assembly precluded quick, concrete election results. After the sixth ballot was cast. Smith was officially declared new UC president. Although the outcome was a long time coming, Smith told the General Assembly he was ready to move forward with plans for the upcoming year. "In the same way in which we've gained credibility within the Legislature, we're going to gain credibility on the campuses next year," Smith said. Citing his record as Legislative Affairs Director, Smith said he has the experience and the dedication to make solid changes in UC. "I want to raise the profile of United Council as a whole." Smith begins his presidential term June 1, replacing current President Adrian Serrano. Bayer cites accomplishments by Rick Luehr and Terri DeRosier With the Student Organization Council (SOC) gaining major status at the beginning of the semester, and the resignation of former president Don Harmeyer in the middle of last semester, the task of keeping SOC on the right track fell to Marie Bayer, and she feels that she did just that. "I think my greatest accomplishment was keeping SOC together and functioning," Bayer stated. "We didn't make any great leaps forward, but we didn't move backwards either. We kept the meetings informal, and tried to make them fun." In discussing things she wanted to do with SOC, Bayer said she wished that she could have gotten the clubs more involved with SOC. "Most of the members just came to the meetings," Bayer explained. "They were all involved with their own clubs. There were a lot of re- Marie Bayer organizations in the clubs this year, so that took away from SOC functioning as one group. "I would like to see SOC take off on its own," Bayer continued, "and I'd like to see SOC become an actual organization and function as one group." Bayer said that she would like to encourage all the members to take SOC seriously. She said that there was a communication problem with the clubs this year. Bayer said that a lot of clubs lost money because they were unaware that they needed to attend meetings to keep their budgets from getting cut. Bayer also feels that one of the big problems that all the leaders of the clubs and organizations on campus will face next year in student apathy. "I'd really like to see the student get more involved in the clubs and their activities," Bayer said. "To get students to become involved in this campus is a hard job, and the leaders for next year will have their work cut out for them. I really feel that it's (getting rid of student apathy) not an impossible task, just a tough and challenging one." Orientation aims at more excitement New Student Orientation is in its fourth year at Parkside. Plans to make this year's events even more exciting are in the works, according to Steve McLaughlin, director of Student Life and chair of the planning committee. To make the day a more memorable event and to give new students the opportunity to meet and talk with continuing students, the committee is looking for a few current Parkside students to serve as Orientation leaders. The leaders will serve as tour guides, lead group discussions and perform as public relations specialists for the new students and their families. The leaders are paid by the university for their participation in the program. "Last year's program gave new students the opportunity to get to know the campus and its students a little bit before the start of the semester," said Maria Rintz, an Orientation Leader from the 1987-88 program. "I think this helped many of the new students feel at home quickly. I still see some of the students from my groups and I'm always glad to help with problems." The Orientation program will again be spread over a day and a half and the leaders will be able to commit to as many or as few of the scheduled programs as they can manage. Further information and applications for these positions are available in the Student Life office, Union 209. Good luck Graduates! Reach For The Stars! NOW HIRING FOR SPR ING AND SUMMER * * ^ New Friends! yL n- Free Tickets! ^ Dances! Discounts! Sports Activities! 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I would hate to think that there's somebody out there that much in the dark-but I forget-this is Wisconsin. This has been a very difficult semester for me: first in trying to take 17 credits, and then in trying to graduate. I feel yery apologetic because I know I have a few readers out there who count on me to say this and that about what's going on. So to those, few, I apologize. Two weeks ago, when I picked up a Ranger, a fellow student approached me and said, "What's up, man?!" I tried to laugh it off and said that I didn't have anything to write. No dice. "Nothing to write. What about Jesse ("Democratic Presidential hopeful") Jackson?" It was then that I realized that I was letting my readers down. So in this, my last Ranger article., I will try to redeem myself by letting you know my true feelings concerning Jackson, and also other matters that I feel need to be said. "So what about Jesse Jackson, Doc?" I really have nothing much to say except that I do support Jackson. "Why? Because he's Black?" Yes, and also because he's down for the people. If I have learned anything from this election, it is that people are starting to open up their minds. There are still those who choose to stay locked in their simple-minded attitudes. It hurts me to think that there's someone out there saying, "hell, it's the White House! They didn't make it for no niggers to be in charge." I'll bet my degree that such a person exists. That's why it's encouraging ' to see Jackson win in a state like Vermont. I think most people would reply, "Word Up!" if I made the statement that Wisconsin is a bugged-out state. When the news went down that Chrysler was pulling out of Kenosha, it was Jackson who came to support these people. Brian 'Doc' Mallory Wasn't he-in fact-supporting keeping big business in Wisconsin? And still governor Dukakis won the Primary. Don't get me wrong. I'm going to support the Democratic Party no matter what...but it seems to me that America loves to get screwed. And maybe America's wish will come true by supporting such candidates as "Bush" and "Do-Cock-Us". But hey-that's just this writer's reality. As far as the music scene is concerned, I think I've preached too much on how much good music is out there. In those articles, I tried to connect not only Top 40 pop fans, but also Top 40 R&B fans to good music that somehow or another never gets the airplay it deserves. So I listened to the ballads, the mellow tempo, the fast tempo, and the hard core styles of music because these are the arenas of black music. It doesn't matter if it's A1 B. Sure harmonizing "Nite and Day," or the Fresh Prince and Jazzy Jeff reminding us that "Parents Just Don't Understand," because, like black students, black music is rich in its variations, and it is this richness that I wanted Parkside to (at best) try to appreciate. I feel it was successful every time I heard some brother in the hallway thinking about being a deejay for our new campus radio station- complete success doesn't come until this flavor of music is actually aired.-so do stay tuned. I note these things because they are strides of progress at Parkside. In five years, I have seen a few other positive steps. The first is the Minority Retention Grant. This grant has helped minority students battle the rising cost of college expenses. If this grant existed in the Spring of 1986, I would not have had to withdraw from that particular semester, so I do know what I'm talking about when I say that is does help. Another stride Parkside is currently making pertains to having students show competance in college level courses rather than the Competancy Exams. There are a number of students I know passing pre-calculus, which eliminates the math portions of these type of exams. I'm very glad for the new freshman who will not have to worry about the writing and reading claws of the dreaded Competancy Exam Monster. This monster has devoured many victims in the time I've been here, and believe me when I tell you that some of those victims were damn good students -who could have been graduating with me. For those students who still have to defeat this beast, kill it quick because the rest of the path is much safer. I would like to note some of the progress in campus awareness that I have seen. This ranges from the sit-ins to open the D-l level doors of the library for a free South Africa. I can't forget my involvement in the group, Students For Peace, and how one of our main objectives was to make students aware of the fact that hell on earth is just a computer-screw up away. Other groups that have tried to raise the awareness of this University are poets, prophets and performers and those in charge of the "Somewhere in the Room" publication. For a minute, let's talk about racial awareness. The present and future leaders of the Black Student Organization (BSO), as well as it's members, are aware of the trashy, scummy, literature that's being polluted on other college campuses across teh country. Instead of giving that type of trash the gratification of having me describe its contents, I'm gonna come correct and say that those writers and editors of such filth and sick, atavisticminded creatures (not at all human), and their only cure rests in the fires of Hell-so burn bastards! The other bit of me "speaking now or forever holding my "piece" (leave it alone Robb!) has to do with my views on my position in the Ranger Stud Calendar. There's only one way to play this situation-real chill. When I was asked to pose for the calendar, I couldn't imagine doing it, especially after seeing George Koenig's nude shot. Then there was Gary Schneeberger posing in the icy lake. It was here that I realized that this was just clean fun. When the calendar came out, I was surprised that I was December, it didn't break my heart though. When a person partakes in an activity such as modeling (not that I call myself a model or anything), he tries not to look at the negative. A negative way to look at my pose is to say that I was last because I was the least attractive of the twelve or because I am black. A positive way to look at my pose is to say that I was last because T was the most attractive of the twelve and I am black. But I want the reader to notice that something being positive or negative depends on those interpretations of those facts involved. Reread the sentences on the positive and the negative and notice the things I can change and the things I can't change. The things that can change are the words "positive" and "negative" and the words "least" to "most." These words can make a person a winner or a loser. When we look at the things I can't change we see the words "my pose" and also "was last;" but wait a minute -I see a few other words, namely "attractive" and "black"«with these words I can't seem to lose. So I can thank the Ranger for the chance to pose on the calendar and Amy H. Ritter, who I know isn't a racist. I must also commend Lorissa Jackson for being "aware to care". So that's it Parkside: five years, four and a half semesters, thousands of dollars spent, thousands of dollars in debt, hundreds of memories (good and bad), a lot of notes, plenty of professors, many friends, a few close friends, and one love all add up to a world of knowledge-not to mention a B.A. in Sociology. PEACE, LOVE AND UNITY! I'M OUTTA HERE! Choirs recruit by Peter Hansen Last month, Parkside's Chorale and Chamber Singers went on their second day-long tour of area high schools. The schools at which they appeared were: Whitefish Bay Dominican, Burlington, and Salem Central. The choir went on a similar high school tour last fall, covering Greendale, Greenfield, Cudahy, St. Francis, and South Milwaukee. During the 1987 tour, they celebrated the bicentennial signing of the Constitution with all American composers on the program. Performing four and five times in one day was "a little grueling," said director Robert Campbell, but "we received very positive feedback" from students, directors, and some administrators. "I applaud the students for their efforts." At some of the schools, members of the high school choirs knew the music and joined in the performance. But the objective of the tour extends beyond the spreading of beautiful music. Parkside hopes that this exposure will result in higher enrollment, not only for the music department, but for the whole campus as well. The schools covered by the tour were chosen from a Student Enrollment Services list of preferred schools, and literature promoting Parkside was distributed at each school. According to Campbell, the choir is "an effective recruiting tool" because it's easy for them to display the profits of their labor on the road. ON THE A VE 5701 22ND AVE. KENOSHA 652-3824 GEROLMO'S is giving away 2 tickets for the Smithereens Concert which will be May 14th at the Cabaret Metro in Chicago. Sign-up deadline for the drawing is May 12th. * * • • • • • • • * * * GEROLMO'S ON THE AVE. - A Whole New Concept Proper I.D. Required 0pen Daily 10:00 For Sale: AKC WEIMARANER Pups. Ready to go home May 13. Call 886-6413. ROUND TRIP ticket to L.A. May 16 to Aug. 11. Call Amy at 551-0697. 1973 CATALINA. Great runner. Only $300. Nadene 634-4573. Help Wanted: EARN EXTRA money In your spare time. Must be neat and have sales experience. Transportation is a must and having a pick-up is best. Call for an appointment (414 ) 859-2700 between 9 a.m.-4 p.m. PART-TIME office help wanted. Includes data entry, typing, filing. Apply Paielli's Bakery, 6020-39th Avenue, Kenosha, Wi. Rental Wanted: COUPLE LOOKING to rent one or two-bedroom home in rural area with either garage or barn. Contact either Bill or Jo at 633-2337. Personals: JUST REMEMBER, when it's all over, we're all on the same team. AL: OK, Now I'm depending on you- ...completely. I love you a ton. Amy. BYE GANG! I'll miss you! Come visit me in Mad-town. Ames. DOES EVERYONE have spring fever or what? AL: I want to be the mother of your first born ... and your second, and your third ... Princess. ROSS: KEEP up the good work! I'm gonna miss you so much... PZA: I love you. RHA (how clever, Amy!) COMING SOON to a theater near you- "Vampire Lesbians of Parkside" OVERHEARD, ALPHA Psi Division I: I want my buttons in your pants. U: I didn't think it would feel like that! HI: HE waxes it down then polishes it. IV: I just want to touch them. V: IT'S a little lower, but it's bigger. VI: KATY, what was that thing between your legs that you were writing with? VII: I got home last night and even my underwear was wet because of you. t VIII: HE'S the only pitcher who doesn't swallow. SYBIL: GOODBYE and good luck in CA. SB. DENNIS B.: Toto, I don't think we're in Kenosha anymore-or is that Racine? RANGER DUDES and dudettes: Adlos. I've loved you all. Your ed. STRISTOPHER: MY wation stagon is in the strocery gore's locking pot! Breph. JIM V.: A mood ring couln't keep up with your mood swings! JIM V.: Thanx for your support and encouragement-it means a lot! JOANN K.: I do not gurgle or lust after "funny" people! CHRISTINA R.: If I yarp for you will you wop for me? MARK T.: Great battle! Care to do another "clash?" TAL J.: Parkside's newest soprano! 8UE: PISS! There ya go! RICH CLEVEN: I'm glad you have become a part of my life-and I promise I'll never miss another show! Terri. 7E: IT'S been a while since we've fought you-shaving cream, squirt guns-I think we ought to!! HOG AN: IT'S not nice to tell lies! TIM: WAS $7 worth all that "kaka!!" BUNK: THANX a bundle. I love you. Zug Zug. Duck. HASAN: I love you! You little cobber you. The halls of this school won't be the same without you. Your Admirer, Odibie. , L ORMAN, THE Carrot Man: Thanks for the shoulders. I think I'm ready to move onto other parts! Seriously, I'll miss you.-Jen. WHO'S EVER heard of getting tan through a window. Steve? POOR TRACY: You've got a very long wait. MS. N.K.: I like it when you "beat me." Pink Pedaling Fool. ELROY: IN light of your sex change, I'd like to get to know you better! Muscle Man. EDGE: HERE'S to FR's, THE END, and L.A.! Bono. BERNITO: SORRY, we're out of grape popsicles! Buddha Baby. BAGEL LADY: Will Eve ever get that leech off her face! ? P and C. MAC: STAYING at your place was still on of the best college mmemories 1 have. Thanks for the friendship. You're the best. JOOBIE-GOOBIE: It was a hardyear, but mumble-jumble thru it all! TONY G.: Drinks prune juice. 2B: THANKS for a great year! You're the best! Tanpam. EDGE: YOU'RE choice, Matilda Bay, Lite, or Prune Juice?!? Bono. BETTY: HOW 'bout bringing some "Get Hot, Get Naked" for Danny and Kelly?? The Phantom Roomie. BONO: I'D love to go to the end, but I have Irritated bowels!! The Edge. VJC: I love you, Baby, I really do. SAP. WE WANNA die between Mel Gibson's thighs! The Edge. VICKY: JUST remember...he's 98% water!!! S.O. COLREEN: ARE you inviting Susan from Sesame Street to THE END? Hung. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Swine Raam!! Better late than never. Your Raamettes and Peasants. MADAM X: Go to hell! Laurie. P.A.B.: I will be here next year. Whiskers. Ron's Place Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2forl, 12-4 p.m. Tuesdays: "South of the Border Day" Margaritas Pina coladas Dreamsicies $1.50 Opens Mon-Sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 3301 52nd Kenosha, WI 657-4455 Classifieds JILL KUHLMANN: See you at "THE END." JILL KUHLMANN: I want you to want me! ROSS: SO who's your girl friend this week? Al. POOK AND Mooch: Thanks for including us! Pook Jr. and Mooch Jr. PRINCESS: I love you! Butch. PRINCESS: I'M sorry these took so long. But good things come to those who w&it' MAVERICK: DON'T let it get too hot for you! Thanx for your help. Tower out. PRINCESS: DO you forgive me for the atrocity of ignoring your personals? Butch. JAY AND Ross: You're off to a good start. Keep up the good work! Al. OK PRINCESS: I would say my penance is served. Butch. ROSS: THE Pepper Steak was wonderful, and can't wait to watch the sail boat in the moonlight with you! BU.L SERPE: You're the best. Thanks for keeping me on my toes during the Carnival. Keep in touch, Okay. Terri. MARIA: THANKS for putting up with me. Let's get matching shopping carts and be bag ladies together. We're a good team. -Ed. MELISSA: MY Desk is clear. Reese. BLEACHERS WILL be installed in PSGA this summer. PSGA: GET Ready for another Rocking Year!!! Norman. PSGA MEMBERS: Good Job. Nice meeting everybody. Norman. AMY: I'M gonna miss you babe. Love, Ross. JENNY: THANKS for begin there "when the organization's very existence was at stake." Ross. MAVERICK (SCOTT): We dusted a lot of bogeys this year. You're a veritable cornucopia of pilot skills. Goose (Ross). AL: YOU'RE King. What else needs to be said? Ross. BOHER, MOM, Sprout & Debster: Yeeeaaahhh girls! You guys are great friends! Love Yas! Carrie (Lush). COACH KOCH: Without you my work is a bore-how I love to type at a quarter after four. COACH KOCH What would you do without our little typer? You'd always be so nervous & hyper! COACH KOCH You're hot as the sun. I bet you're lots of fun! -Ed. 7E: WHEN we first met we became wet Revenge is sweet-but it won't be neat. You name the time at your place, Cuz we can't wait to water your face. Shaving cream & squirt guns too-we can't wait to get back at you!! I'D LIKE to thank Bono, Bernito, Betty, Elroy, Bagel Lady, Tom D., (my Lust!), Billy the Weasel, George and his maple leaves, LONDON U.S.A., Jimi Hendrix, John the Baptist, James T. Kirk, Walt Disney, Gregory Peck, Dr. Ruth, Batman and Robin, Pee Wee Herman, Fawn Hall and Last but not least Mike Hunt for making this an indescribable 9 months!!! The Edge. PAM; L.A.: Your Mafia Staff car is on reserve until you earn it!! Michael. JIM VOSS: You are the Greatest! Thanks for everything this past year. Mark. TWO MISGUIDED Youths have a message "send help" (handprints optional ). OPEN YOUR eyes & let the sun break in for a while there may be something . that you've never seen inside. KRIS HANSEN: To your Leff be some beedy eyed guys. TO THOSE who are here: "May the days be aimless. Let the seasons drift. Do not advance the action according to plan." Love, Psycho Killer. J AH: YOU still owe me a drink. When? -Ed. VINCE: WALKED through any glass doors lately?! Love, Cameron St. Clair. "SOME BOOKS are to be tasted, other swallowed, and some few to be chewed and digested." Bacon. TO THE Journal Times input person: Thanks for putting up with us. You are great. You are also almost half finished with this piece. Last one! - Ed. THANKS ED., we wish you and the staff lots of luck in the future and welcome the "new" staff back next year. Kim the Typist. TO ALL my friends: Thanks for a great year. P.D.R. LISA & RINA: Cute dresses at the dance Friday night!!! You Know Who. "WHEN THE gods want to punish you, they answer your prayers." "A WORK of art that did not originate from emotion is not art." Cezanne (love, Psycho Killer). AT FIRST I didn't think it would be worth it. When my world fell apart I knew it wasn't worth it. Now that I've done it and learned to trust a few true friends I know that it was well worth it. Thank you all. -Ed. "YOU MUST look into people as well as at them" Chesterfield. "TO FIND one good, you must a hundred try." Socrates. "BETTER TO reign in hell then serve in heaven." Milton. "I VAGUELY mind anyone knowing something I don't." John Lennon. QUESTION OF the day: How hot does it have to get before the air conditioning kicks in? RENNE BLISE: Only Michelle Cairo is hotter than you. OVERHEARD AT the Ranger: "I've filled my holes!" OVERHEARD AT Ranger, Inflatable Dinosaur Division: "All those blow jobs paid off." JINX: GIMME some Butt-Luv. Hal. Monkey, & Bessy. "YOUR OLD ment shall dream dreams. Your young men shall see visions." Joel, 2:28. "WE DO our best work at indecent hours." "THE MORNING light in your eyes breathes invitation." OVERHEARD IN the Ranger: "You're making my crack tingle." OVERHEARD IN the Ranger: "The phone smells like Amy." KOMRAD KOMEREC: Can you be funny? Hawk. WHIGGIE: MAY your life be full of enchantment. BOBBY RIO: You are my everlasting idol. Grasshopper. STACY SCHMIDT: A freshman is better than an old woman! Eddy. 8TACY: IF you had any brains you'd realize Osius is not spelled Oscious. LONDO: TRY not to be such a stranger next semester. Maybe I should arrange another night of spaghetti and Scruples! STACY: SAY Hi to Jetta for me!!! STACY: YOU take everything just a little bit too seriously. STACY: WE love you. The Lab Fags. MARK HEMAUER: I hate that picture! Next year we'll use a new one. MARK HEMAUER: I love that picture. That's why I'm the editor! MARK: WHY did you let Jetta Go? STACY: ARE you still going to the Brewer game? STACY: PLAY ball. LIKA, KRIS and Paulette: We made it through our first year. Dawn. JOHN KEHOE: You're a GOD and someday the right girl will prove it to you. PHYSICAL GOD (J.L.): Don't make us sick. You're pathetic. Parkside Women. GORGEOUS TIM Oscious: You and Ivan are sooo perfect! Marvelous & Sunshine. FRANCA SAVAGLIO: I can see it in your eyes, you mean business! Good luck with the 1988-89 Live Entertainment Committee. J.V. DOUG MCEVOY: Next year I promise you there will be no excrement! WAS IT fun while it lasted? Yes, indeed. Dream with me one more time? (with a single touch and without complication?) I can see only friendship to be taken. With much love... DOUG, YOU sweet thing! OVERHEARD AT the Ranger: "I get off on doing that." WLBR: BOTH are pretty fun; why not try either one? P-CROWD: PI, "I wanna borrow that." P2, "I have to go to the bathroom." P3, "I gotta rake the leaves.V P4, "I have so much to do." P5: "I'm gonna get trashed." P6: "That *$%*&!!!" P7, "Who wants to go eat? " P8, "I've gotta scam for you?" MARK THOMPSON: When you told me Sting's album was good, I had no idea it was that good! OVERHEARD IN PSGA: "I'm not going to do that -here!" I'LL KEEP your secret if you Hemauer will! MICHELLE H.: Since we'll both be in the same town this summer, maybe we can do something together. HEY, GIN A: Do you think we will ever be able to tame that Michelle Sandberg? Me, neither. Don't ya love her just the way she is. ROD: DREW says the mad bomber was after your new skids. STEPHANIE, ALIAS Lorraine: "You're the greatest even though you're not blonde! RANDY: Watermelon underwear?? You weren't supposed to tell!!! CONNIE: THANKS, mom, for taking care of us! The 3:15er and the 5:00er (A.M.)!!! P.S. Which window? DAD: THANKS for being there for me. You make the phrase "Father Knows Best" a true one. Ames is lucky. Bye, Butch. Jen. KATHY: THANKS for being there. Love, Anne. DARRIN: REMEMBER, 1 always get what I want I want! Luv Ya, Karen. I.EM: BOWLING wouldn't have been the same without you! Dinner's on me! Kath. KATY: I still get butterflies. Can we "share" them all summer? ANNE: BOWLING pool, partying, etc. ... thanks for it all! You are the best! Best Friends Always, K. CJ: 11 years and counting. Thanks for putting up with me! DARREN: IF it weren't for bowling Class ... Love. Anne. BOWLING TEAM #2: Thanks for a great time! I love all three of ya! Kathy. LA DREAM team will return next fall! TED PRICE: You're a god and pretty beautiful, too! TO ALL the nay-sayers: AMF MICHELLE: TO my Bopsie Twin. Thanks for everything. This summer is gonna be the BEST!! AB & Erry: We challenge you in pool. Name the time and place! High stakes!! Anne and Kathy. THANKS TO all my friends who bought or sold car wash tickets. LONDO: DON'T worry, PMS only comes once a month -well, that's more than you do! TO WHOM it may concern: Thanks for the bomb threat! You couldn't have picked a better day. THANKS TO all my friends who helped at my car wash. Mark. ALL MEN are rectums. Some are just bigger than others. P.S. Lem, you're not. ROBB: THANKS for putting up with my last-minute requests all year. You're a doll. Ames. DAVE MCEVOY: You're truly a good cookie. Thanks a million for your help. We'll miss you. Kelly & Steve. LYNN: I'M glad I got to know you this semester. Hope we can go mailing more this summer. Kelly. AMY: I'M going to miss you next year. I'm glad you found your own mooch; hang onto him. Kelly. STEVEN: THANK you for an absolutely wonderful year! I love you! Pook. TERRI: YOU have a tremendous rack and all the guys are digging you. Stay crispy. Bone. TUMBLE WEED: STAY cool. You are always there when people need bailing out. Bone. JOHN K.: You are without doubt the next photo stud. You shall reign supreme for years to come. Bone. RICK & Robb: I know it's got to feel good to finally be done. You crazy guys will be missed. Bone. KEVIN Z.: You and I ruled Russian History, but watch out for the Dang Dang Monster!! Bone. JON II.: Between you, I and Kev, we sure put up with a lot of Bolshevik in class. Good luck with L. She's very sweet. Bone. AMY: I'VE watched you flow and grow but now that you're with that big schmo, you will really go. I love you. Bone. TIM L.: You are King of the Rec Center and the Winter Carnival. 1 hope you can sell your truck, but I still think the price is too high. Bone. ALEX: YOU try to come off as a hard-boiled guy, but you've got a pretty soft shell once you let people know you. You are an inspiration to us all. Bone. SCOTT: MAY men in white sweats surround you for the rest of your life. Over, Bone. JAY & ROSS: You've got a long year ahead of you, but if the work you've done so far is any indication of your abilities, I have the utmost confidence in you. JENNY: YOU'RE the best. You've put up with a lot of crap all year and stil managed to come out smelling like a rose. Good luck in both job hunting and house hunting. Bone. RANDY: YOU will always be the t King of Cobbs, the Sultan of Sweet, the Prince of Peace, the Baron of Beauty and I'm thinking the Good will always be diggin' you cause I know I always will. Bone. KELLY: YOU are my Queen and everything. Thank you for putting up with all that is not good about me and remember that the best times are ahead of us. I love you, Bone. THANKS TO Jen, Pook, Mooch, Ames, Don Cobb & Goobie-Joobie, Gremlin. Jon, Laura, the Ultimate Blonde, Kehoe, Mac, Little Mac, Terri and her dinosaur, R. from Hell, Mrs. R. from Hell, Brother-in-law of R. from Hell, Maria, Lem, Jim, plus Al, Ross, Tim L., Kevin Z.. and anyone I forgot to mention. I speak for both Wheels and myself when I say this was the best Ranger year ever. We'll miss all of you big time. THIS IS Rick's and my last Ranger, and we are outta here! AND SO ENDS ANOTHER EDITION OF THE RANGER: "GEE, THIS IS JUST SIGNING YOUR YEARBOOKS IN HIGH SCHOOL BUT WE DON'T HAVE YEARBOOKS HERE." THANKS FOR MAKING THIS AN IN TERESTING YEAR. YOUR ED. Life and love explored in new Simon film by Randy LeCount Biloxi Blues i Directed by Mike Nichols , screenplay by Neil Simon Starring Matthew Broderick and Christopher Walken The familiar and stereotypical clash between the military discipline of the drill instructor and the youthful rebellion of the recruit vividly comes to life in Neil Simon's 'Biloxi Blues." Despite the familiarity of the plot, Eugene Jerome (Matthew Broderick), a city boy from New York who finds himself in Biloxi, Mississippi, for basic training for World War II, and Sergeant Toomey (Christopher Walken), the cliched disciplinarian drill instuctor, both serve to make the picture something more than the simplistic, overused plot it is in theory. Broderick and Walken, along with the rest of the excellent leading cast, take the viewer deeper into human conflict a nd emotion than the on-the-surface differences between the two main characters, Eugene and Sergeant Toomey. In fact, the conflict between Eugene and Sergeant Toomey, with the exception of the p icture's introduction and early scenes, and the climax, does not completely dominate the a ction as in films with a similar plot such as "Stripes." Don't be mistaken, though. Sergeant Toomey's presence is felt throughout, despite the emphasis in the middle scenes which pointedly shifts to t he recruits' travels down the road of innocence to maturity. This is shown as Eugene is initiated into the world of sex with the help of a hooker (Park Overall), and the security and confusion of falling Another ghost story Matthew Broderick in love with Daisy (Penelope Ann Miller). Director Mike Nichols seems to skillfully blend the vividness of Simon's dialogue and visible comedy, go beyond the possible simplicity of the plot, and make it the deeper depiction of World War II that it is. Simon provides all the comedy and human drama necessary to provoke contemplation which is aimed at the more mature viewer, as the recruits encounter the issues of friendship, love, honesty, discrimination, homosexuality, and more. This may account for the relatively subdued reception the movie received from younger viewers expecting to see Broderick in his familiar role of "teen" comedy. - But, it is Nichols' skill in orchestrating the middle scenes to show how the recruits learn about each other, and, at the same time, about the cruel realities of life in the 1940's, and 1980's, that make this movie more enriching than the plot originally lends it to be. African slide show and lecture offered An "Evening in Nigeria" is scheduled for Saturday, May 7, 6:30-9 p.m., in Main Place. Lillian Trager, associate Professor of anthropology, who returned last summer after two years in Nigeria as * Program officer for the °rd Foundation, will present a slide lecture. addition, F. Niyi Akinass°. internationally-known Nigerian scholar and one of seven Senior Fulbright lecturers in the United States, will Provide commentary. Akinasso has spent the year n the Parkside campus as a Siting lecturer in interna- 0nal studies. An authentic West African Road rally set to go dinner of Akara, Jollof Rice, Ground Nut Stew, Fried Plantain and tropical fruit will precede the lecture. The evening will also include a West African fashion show with music and dance and a jewelry display and sale from The Talking Drum in Milwaukee. . Admission for an "Evening in Nigeria" is $16.50 for the general public, $15 for senior citizens, and $12.50 for students, faculty, staff, and educators. The dinner is sponsored by the Parkside International Studies Club. For more information or to make reservations, call 553- 2701. by Rick Luehr "Beetlejuice" is being touted as one of this spring's funniest comedies. The truth is that it just isn't that good. Michael Keaton stars (if you can call anyone who doesn't really do anything until the film is half over the star) as a really disgusting ghost called 'Betelgeuse,' who is enlisted to help a newly deceased young couple chase away a family that has moved into the stiffs' country home and is ruining the charm by redecorating it in a truly nauseating "post-modern" style. The dead couple, played rather charmingly by Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis, has failed in their solo attempts to scare off the family, and, against advice by their afterlife "caseworker," summon up the gross title character. The main problem with this film is that director Tim Burton often substitutes grossness for humor, especially in the scenes involving Keaton. Betelgeuse is forever eating bugs or picking something really nasty out of his nose. I thought the attitude of "sickening is funny" went out with "Animal House." Maybe I had my sights set a little too high, but somehow I expected a lot more from both Burton and Keaton. Another problem is a very troubling subplot regarding the daughter of the living couple. She walks around the entire film dressed in black, which is alright in itself. The troubling part comes when she begins contemplating suicide. The serious nature of the topic seems totally out of place in a supposed comedy. Call me old fashioned, but I don't like the idea of even one laugh being derived from this situation. All in all, the subject is so trivialized in the film that one wonders why it was ever included in the first place. On the positive side, both Baldwin and Davis are very likable as the recently deceased couple, and Sylvia Sidney turns in a good performance as their caseworker. The special effects are quite well done and give the film a cartoony quality similar to Burton's last film, the infamous "Pee-Wee's Big Adventure." In the final totals, the film's problems outweigh the positive aspects. Okay, it's better than "Transylvania 6-5000," but then again, what isn't? by Terri DeRosier Feature Editor Parkside Activities Board (PAB) will sponsor "Road Rally '88" on Saturday, May 14 starting at 11:30 a.m. in the Union Bazaar, in conjunction with its "The End" festivities. This year, contestants will be given a list of 30 items that they will need to "search" for in both Racine and Kenosha. "People will have to go to certain places in cities," JoAnn Kalinka, coordinator of the rally said. "We'll be asking for specific items from certain places." Kalinka said that PAB is setting a limit of 25 entries, so students are encouraged to sign up right away. The entry fee will be $5 per car with four people per car allowed. Students may sign up in Union 209 or at. the Union Information Desk beforehand. PAB will also accept registrations up to the start of the event, providing the limit of 25 hasn't been reached. Prizes for the rally will be $50 and trophies for first place and $25 for second place. The winners will be announced during the break between bands at The End Saturday night. The rally is a timed event, and will begin and end on Inner Loop road. The cars will be sent off in five minute intervals, with individual contestants choosing their routes. "PAB would like to remind everyone that's interested in entering that this is a fun event," Kalinka said, "and 'we encourage all students to adhere to the no drinking and driving law." For more information, students may call the PAB office, 2650 or they may call the Union Info. Desk, 2345. PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE Announces STUDY BREAK COFFEE SPECIAL Fri., May 6 Thru Final Exams All Food Service Locations Buy a Cup of Coffee Get a Coupon Good For a Second Cup of the Same Size FREE! GOOD LUCK WITH EXAMS See you next semester The Johnson Foundation Wingspread Fellows Program is looking for participants. If interested, contact Prof. Sue E. Strick/er, Molinaro Rm. 364, for more information. Nomination/Application Packets will be due May 17, 1988. » « « *. * A a m 'i '• "« s 4 YrVVHl *. ,'-V I It > 'YV*«'»'ftrvft* v-1-»Y r« >r &£ l *' « - • • • " » ' » = i « s a i l . ' t t f ' : 1988-89 Campus Ambassadors: Front row, left to right -- Sharon ESS, % Judy Arbet, Andrea Cahill, Sherry Garrett, Karen Wilkes, Terri DeRosier, Brian Maher, Cathy White, Kristy Parham. Second row, left to right -- Todd Wilier, Jim Chomko, Jens Hansen, Lisa Donais, Lisa Ortmann, Jim Woss, Don Durkee. What your diploma can get you these days. Students share customs with local children No Down Payment* Cash Back on Most Models* No Payment for 90 Days* If you're a graduating senior, we have something your first payment isn't due for 90 days, you might like to get into - a new Pontiac. So stop by your Chicagoland Pontiac Dealers Just visit your Chicagoland Pontiac Dealers, pick today. You'll see a diploma gets you a whole lot out a new Pontiac and we'll pay your down payment more these days. equal to 5% of the agreed upon selling price. You • To qualify, customer must be a graduating senior at a 4-year can also eet 8400 to $1000 cash hark on Fiern accredited institution or a graduate student; have a job or commitment o u CdM1 ,dCK on ricro> for employment; no derogatory credit references and can meet the Lemans, Sunbird, 6000, Bonneville, Grand Am and monthly payment obligation. Not available in conjunction with any c- . • i j- „ .. , , , other GMAC program. For cash back, must take delivery from dealer Firebird, depending on the model you choose. Plus, stock by May n, 1988. Chicagoland/Northwestern Indiana Pontiac Dealers by Terri DeRosier Feature Editor Six Parkside students are taking a little bit of their homeland to a Racine elementary school. Students Herman Cheung, Saddaf Mehar, Rika Morishita, Chuck Kariampuzha, Ping Fong and Hung Tran are currently participating in the program that was arranged by Professor Gerry Greenfield. Cheung, who is originally from Hong Kong, is a freshman majoring in mechanical engineering. He lived in Hong Kong for seventeen years, and spent one year as a student at Milwaukee School of Engineering before coming to Parkside. Cheung shares his experiences with a group of second graders and is enthusiastic about the program. He especially enjoys the questions that the children ask him. "They want to know everything about my county," Sheung said, "and they seem really eager to learn." Mrs. Billingsley, the teacher of the second grade class, said that the teachers were first approached with the idea during a staff meeting. After deciding the program would be worth while for their children, the teachers got the opportunity to meet with the students. Billingsley said that when Cheung choose to work with her class, she asked him to share the customs and traditions of China, and to compare them to the same things here in America. Cheung will have four sessions with the class, and so far he has taught the children to write the words mouth, water, sun, and moon using Chinese symbols, and he has taught them how to write the numbers 1-10, 100, and 1000. The children also learned how to hold and use chopsticks. Cheung explained that children in China know how to use chopsticks by the time they are two years old. While answering questions about his country, Cheung took the time to help every child in the room hold the chopsticks. After using the sticks, the children took out pencils and practiced picking up erasers. Cheung closed out the session by asking the children if they had any questions. They wanted to know things about computers, whether or not the schools had clubs and basketball. One bespectacled child wanted to know if children in China wore glasses, and another wanted to know if it was true that China had "dancing dragons?" Cheung said he is participating in this project because he feels it is an important experience not only for himself, but for the children too. "I only hope that some of the things they learn from me today will bring our two worlds a little closer." Herman Cheung helps child hold chonstick* 'to by John Kehoe Jiiivfiiiiiii MAY 8 ! The rest of the best Rock from pg. 14 76. The Clash by the Clash. More deep punk, with a pinch of pop thrown in. 77. Houses of the Holy by Led Zeppelin. Zeppelin's last great album. The rest was water over the dam. 78. Wheels of Fire by Cream. Schizophrenia from the best power trio. 79. Loaded by the Velvet Underground. Another great unknown. 80.1 Never Loved a Man by Aretha Franklin. The queen of soul struts her stuff. 81. Moondance by Van Morrison. Influential. Pure and simple. 82. Cheap Thrills by Big Brother and the Holding Company, Janis Joplin and company jam. 83. The Wall by Pink Floyd. One of the best concept album sets, Floyd's increasingly depressing messages come through strong. 84. The Wild, the Innocent, and the E Street Shuffle by Bruce Springsteen. An often overlooked Springsteen classic. He's more than just bubblegum rock. 85. Buffalo Springfield by Buffalo Springfield. "For What It's Worth" says it all. ,> 86. Spinners by the Spinners. A great soul album from the most underrated band of the 70's. 87. Mr. Fantasy by Traffic. Stevie Winwood goes psychedelic. 88. Blood on the Tracks by Bob Dylan. Dylan revolts in the 70's. 89. From Elvis in Memphis by Elvis Presley. The King still influenced the style of love songs into the 1970's. 90. Bookends by Simon and Garfunkel. This soft 70's tandem produced many good singles. 91. Bluesbreakers: John Mayall With Eric Clapton by John MayUll. This album redefined blues, thank you Mr. Clapton. 92. In-a-Gadda-da-Vida by Iron Butterfly. The epitome - of acid rock. 93. Can't Buy a Thrill by Steely Dan. Famous for unique styles, this album was the product of competition for control of the group. 94. Brothers in Arms by Dire Straits. It's hard to believe, but an 80's album with some 60's sound. 95. The J. Geils Band by the J. Geils Band. Early 70's American Rolling Stones sound. 96. In Search of the Lost Chord by the Moody Blues. Timothy Leary is dead, no, he's jammin' with the M. B. 97. Green Onions by Booker T. and the MG's. The best of the purely instrumental groups of the mid '60's. Good stylistic changes. Backed up the Blues Brothers. 98. The Long Run by the Eagles. Thanks again to Joe Walsh, the Eagles continued to rock. 99. Zenyatta Mondata by the Police. The police combine rock, jazz, and reggae into a unique sound. 100. Surrealistic Pillow by the Jefferson Airplane. Psychedelia from the summer of love. 101. Imagine by John Lennon. Imagine not including this album. It ain't easy if you try. 102. Bad Company by Bad Company. Meaty, Beefy, Big and Bouncy 70's rock. 103. Electric Ladyland by the Jimi Hendrix Experience. The Master's last great album. 'Wimpy' wants to rock to the top by Terri DeRosier Feature Editor Parkside student Robb Andrews is hoping to make it to the top. Not to the top of the building, but to the top of the music charts. Andrews, who is a music major, uses the stage name "Wimpy" and has recorded a 45 lp on Sonic Arts Records out of Lake Villa, 111. Last week, with the help of dramatic arts Professor Lee Van Dyke, Andrews made his first video using the Parkside campus for background. The song, "Hello, Can you Tell Me Your Name," is the song that Andrews is banking on to take him to places like MTV, VH1 and other highlyrated cable TV-video shows. Andrews said that he starting getting serious about music when he was in the fourth grade. He started playing string bass and moved up to electric bass. He then learned to play piano and the electronic keyboard and then the guitar. "I also do my own background and lead vocals," Andrews said, "and I do my own studio editing." Andrews has had a little air play on a small AM radio station out of Milwaukee, and hopes that after his video gets sent to record companies in Detroit, Los Angeles and New York, that he will not only get national coverage but local coverage as well. "I'm going to keep trying," Andrews said, "and some day I'll make it." Robb Andrews "Casual Sex? \ 9 9 w* is now playing at the UA CINEMA 5 Theatres 7310-57th Avenue Kenosha,Wl 53142 uis i n n BEAT IT! Before You uAm'QX 1 Speed Out of HERE— - •n Sell Us Your Textbooks for Quick, After finals, sell the textbooks you won't need (textbooks become outdated rapidly). Our Bookstore pays up to 50% for used texts. Library Learning Center • Telephone: 553-2301 CampusStore SERVING UW-PARKSIDE MAY 5 MAY 9, 10, 11, & 12 MAY 6 & 13 9:00 AM-4:00 PM 9:00 AM-7:00 PM 9:00 AM-3:00 PM 14T7iureday^y 5,1988 Ranger Rock's greatest 103 from the last 23 years by Scott Peterson and Ross Pettit Reading "Rolling Stone" magazine's arti- Sihi.me +kP °ne. hundred most influential albums of the past 20 years prompted us to compile our own list of what we believe to be the best 103 albums of the last 23 years. The incredible injustices done to classic albums m that article cannot be left to stand. Why such odd numbers, you may ask? We chose 23 years because every album listing covers the last 20 or 25 years. We chose 103 because we felt 100 was too limiting. In including and ranking albums, consideration was not given to popularity, but to influence on rock 'n roll as it has developed, and the general quality of the album in terms of listening pleasure. For the most part, this list is our personal opinion. Being veritable cornucopias of musical information, we believe this list is the most comprehensive, or at least the most PSGA has to offer (sorry, Jan). If you get Pettit and Peterson's picks you've got it all. F KS* OOOAAAHHHHHHH! 1. The Beatles (a.k.a. the "White Album") by The Beatles. Truly the best and most influential album in rock 'n roll history. The most stylistic contrast on one album ever. 2. Abbey Road by the Beatles. Broke ground for rock for the early 1970's. The swan song of all swan songs. 3. Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band by the Beatles. The best of the classic Beatles' concept albums of all time. What more can be said? 4. Lennon and the Plastic Ono Band by John Lennon. Classic Lennon at his best Lennon was pissed off, and it showed. 5. Layla and Other Assorted Love Songs by Derek and the Dominoes. The best pure guitar album of all time, featuring both Clapton and Duane Allman. 6. Who's Next by the Who. This album captured the performances of the individual members of the Who at their personal climax. 7. Beggar's Banquet by the Rolling Stones. The philosophic Stones pushed their message to the world. 8. Are You Experienced by the Jimi Hendrix Experience. A talent overflow with Hendrix's guitar performance outclassing anyone. 9. Rubber Soul by the Beatles. Full of some of the most memorable Beatles singles. 10. The Velvet Underground and Nico by the Velvet Underground. The best album that no one ever heard or bought, but clearly one of the most influential. 11. Stand! by Sly and the Family Stone. Sly showed the Woodstock feelings of the 1960's. 12. Sticky Fingers by the Rolling Stones. The best 70's album by a 60's group. 13. Highway 61 Revisited by Bob Dylan Classic electric folk rock. Dylan in a nutshell. 14. What's Going On? by Marvin Gaye. Broke away from classic Motown to express "his own feelings 60's protest style. 15. Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen. Springsteen's best, with more layers of sound than Phil Spector. 16. Sly and the Family Stone's Greatest Hits by Sly and the Family Stone. Although not a concept album, probably the best greatest hits album ever produced. 17. Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. Floyd, famous, for distinct music, prpduced \ an outstanding album incorporating the lyrics, guitars, percussion, and sound effects. 18. Truth by Jeff Beck. The most overlooked bu probably best guitarist of all time does it all on this album. ,19- Blonde on Blonde by Bob Dylan. Dylan does it again. Gears by Cream. The power trio of all time created this psychedelic clas- SIC. the Bullocks, Here's the iwfSl !L y t!ie Sex Pistols- We know you don t like them, but this album is punk to the S™, fame impact on rock that the Beatles had 10 years earlier. 22. Let it Bleed by the Rolling Stones. The Stones last real 60's style album. 23. Letit Be by the Beatles. Highlights the competition between Lennon and McCartney for the direction the Beatles took. Outstanding singles material. 24. There's a Riot Going On by Sly and the Pam,1.1y S1y Sot mad at society and didn't hold back. 25. Exile on Main Street by the Rolling Stones. The last of the 60's protest material from the Stones. The best basement record ever made. 26. Music From Big Pink by the Band. Dylans former backup band did it on its own. 27. Revolver by the Beatles. The second concept album from the Beatles. 28. Magical Mystery Tour by the Beatles. The movie was a flop, but the album continued the style ideas from "Sgt. Peppers," making it a classic. 29. Beatles '65 by the Beatles. The first of many concept albums the Beatles would produce. 30/ Aftermath by the Rolling Stones. The first Stones album. Shows musical diversity that would become standard for rock 'n roll for the late 60's. 31. Led Zeppelin by Led Zeppelin. The introduction of 70's heavy metal. JfIkinS Book by Stevie Wonder. Stevie s break from Motown. 33. Quadrophenia by the Who. One of the best concept albums of all time, featuring elaborate sound effect implementations. 34. The Doors by the Doors. Jim Morrison's best. A major contribution to rock 'n roll of the late 60's, and only worthwhile Doors album from the most overrated rock group in history. 35. Double Fantasy by John Lennon. Lennon s last hurrah. Without Yoko's stuff, it would be in the top 20. 36 Led Zeppelin IV by Led Zeppelin. Has the classic single of the 70's, as well as other good productions. 37. Willy and the Poor Boys by Creedence Clearwater Revival. The album that peaked the performance of the best American single's band. 38. London Calling by the Clash. Although punk rockers, they have a ton-o-stuff to say. 38. The Pretenders by the Pretenders. A great debut album. Schizophrenia from the best 40. Lola Versus Powerman and Monevgoround by the Kinks. The Kinks' unique style showed through on this great singles, but stylistically concept, album. "Lola" alone makes this album worth the money x. 41"_'rh® Basement Tapes by Bob Dylan and the Band. Dylan and the Band jammin' in the basement. 42 Innervisions by Stevie Wonder. Stevie gGiS a6ep. 43 Green River by Creedence Clearwater Revival Creedence bayou singles music that was still rough, but full of commentary. 44. Axis: Bold as Love by the Jimi Hendrix Expedience. The Master's second. 45. The James Gang Rides Again by the James Gang. Joe Walsh makes his presence felt in 70's rock. ' 46. Mott by Mott the Hoople. Who? A great heavy metal album that only Martin Scorcese remembers. 47 The Harder They Come by Jimmy Cliff and others. A great sampling of reggae. 48. Music of my Mind by Stevie Wonder. Stevie keeps it going. 49. Rumors by Fleetwood Mac. Mac's best effort deserves to be in the top 50. One of the most remembered albums of the 70's. 50. Running on Empty by Jackson Browne. An experimental album recorded on a concert tour. 51. Graceland by Paul Simon. Shows a good comeback and shift of gears for the soft-singing Simon. 52. The River by .Bruce Springsteen. Bruce's version of Dylan's Blonde on Blonde. 53. The History of Otis Redding by Otis Redding. Redding comes on powerfully in this collection of his life's works. 54. 461 Ocean Boulevard by Eric Clapton. Another Clapton album that shows the rock 'n roll skill which created guitar standards for the 60's and 70's. 55. Led Zeppelin II by Led Zeppelin. Zeppelin continues its heavy metal mastering. 56. Shaved Fish by John Lennon. Although a greatest hits album, its collects Lennon's works that complement each other well. 57. Get Yer Ya Ya's Out by the Rolling Stones. Even though it's recorded live, it doesn't sting, it bites. 58. Edgar Winter's White Trash by the Edgar Winter Group. A single's album that features Winter's peak in songwriting. 59. Fire and Water by Free. Pure 70's hard rock. More deep punk, with a pinch of pop thrown in 60. Volunteers by the Jefferson Airplane. Simply the Airplane's best. 61. Days of Future Passed by the Moody Blues. The M.B. had many good deep rock 'n roll cuts with a symphony to boot. 62. Hollywood Dream by Thunderclap Newman. Another album nobody heard of, but none the less, a rock classic. 63. Forever Changes by Love. The best album to set the mood of the summer love. 64. Joe Cocker! by Joe Cocker. OOOAAAHHHH! rri_35 *Bsy chedelic Shack by the Temptations. The Temps let loose. ,X76®' Gotel, California by the Eagles. Joe Walsh teaches the Eagles how to rock. 67^ Band on the Run by Paul McCartnev. McCartney's best single effort. 68. Live Bullet by Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band. ,Seger is awesome live, and this album propelled them to stardom 69 Tommy by the Who. The album where Daltrey s singing peaks. The album where mentals S 1S m°re than heavy instru" TWngS Must Pass by George Harrison. Harrison proves that he was more than just a session guitarist. 71. Astral Weeks by Van Morrison. You a,cqaire a ta-ste for him, but his rockers this one> affected many 70's 72. Moby Grape by Moby Grape. Another grearafb°uUmneVer °f that is aU around Prorn^^K8!1^ °f Pa,e by Proco1 Harum. it's mirk E UniqUe muSic style left 74. Frampton Comes Alive bv Peter rampton. One of the most popular live albums ever made shows Frampton at his 75 Street Survivors by Lynvrd Skvnvrd SZ ™Ck'S £in6St ^ 5SS See Rock pg. 13 Metal band is a real ear burner BUND ILLUSION The Sane Asylum (Combat Records) At first look, the song titles on "The Sane Asylum," the debut album of Blind Illusion; titles such as "Blood Shower" and "Death Noise," could make you dismiss them as just a run-of-the-mill death metal band. This would be a mistake, because if you did, you would be missing out on some of the most innovative and original metal to come along in years. . The members of Blind Illusion eschew most of the cliches of standard speed metal. They rely instead on shifting tempos and interesting harmonic structures which seem at times to be almost classical in construction. Bassist Les Clay pool (formerly of the band Possessed) contributes some of the most incredible bass passages I've heard in a long time. It seems likely that Claypool has some amount of jazz training, as his bass riffs are constantly in motion. Often, the band reminds one of early Iron Maiden, both in sound and construction. The albums lyrics demonstrate that, while not totally Christian inspired, the band is definitely anti-Satanic. For example, in "Blood Blind Illusion records on the Combat label Shower," a song about Armageddon, with some concepts lifted directly out of the Biblical Book of Revelations, the lyrics state that when final judgement comes, "It's Satanist souls - not ours he'll take/ To rid forever/ From the universe/ Those who claim their fate/ With Lucifer." The only major drawback to the album lies with band leader Marc Biedermann. While his guitar work is great, his singing is very standard. Biedermann shouts and growls the lyrics just as most average death metal singers. This is quite disappointing when one considers the originality and talent which lies in virtually every other aspect of the album. Don't let all of this heavily analytical stuff I've been writing so far fool you. Far and above everything else, "The Sane Asylum" is a definite ear burner. The band put all of its musical talent and finesse together to create an album which, if played loud enough, will peel the paint off the walls and clean out your sinuses. —Rick Luehr Drum sounds dominate new release SISTERS OF MERCY Floodland (Electra Records) Following the release of The Sisters Of Mercy's first LP, "First and Last and Always," the band split. The Mission and The Sisterhood evolved as a result. Andrew Eldritch, the leader of the original Sisters, has joined up with Patricia Morrison, former bassist for The Bags and The Gun Club, and The Doktor drum machine to rekindle that exceptional sound found on "First and Last and Always," and on the rare Sisterhood LP, "The Gift." Eldritch, Morrison, and The Doktor created the "The Gift," a unique LP that is a must for all Sisters fans. The trio has recently released another masterpiece, reclaiming the original The End is near! The End is near! Photography "Specializing in elegant wedding photography Racine, Wl (414)637-8984 We Call It Special Checking • Free Checks • Unlimited Checkwriting • Safekeeping of Checks • No Minimum Balance • Nominal Flat Monthly Fee • 24 Hour Access with TYME 0 Bank of Elmwood 0U(/ (xirfte/ tienm e Green Acre Office 4708 Northwestern Avenue Racine, Wisconsin 53406 Main Office 2704 Lathrop Avenue Racine, Wisconsin 53405 (414) 554-5321 Motor Bank Durand at Kentucky FDIG name, The Sisters of Mercy. The new LP, "Floodland," explores the development of different drum machine sounds, and creates a seemingly, doomy tone. The addition of Morrison's vocals ruins the hope for a replica of The Sisters' earlier sound. Overall, "Floodland" is purposely spiritual and generates exceptional sound quality. —George Koenig Jazz band offers more than music by Ken McCray Last Sunday at Milwaukee's City Club, I had the pleasure of being part of the well-attended Uncle Festive concert. The concert was sponsored by radio station WBZN 100.7. Uncle Festive took the stage after the band Oceans, at approximately 9 p.m. and played for about 90 minutes. During the night, Festive played many tunes from all three of their albums: '86's "Say Uncle" and their soon to be released "Young People With Faces." But the highlight of the concert was that each of the band members played at least two solos. The evening started out with the quick, crisp, and loud percussion sounds of Bud Harner. The audience was then transformed by the smooth, impressive virtuoso bass playing of Marc Levine (who happens to resemble Geddy Lee). John Pondel, the guitarist, added excitement throughout the night with his rock-oriented style of guitar playing. One interesting comment overheard from a woman in the crowd was "lie's so short." The response was, "good thing guitar-playing ability and height are not related." FinallyLbest for last? Ron Pedley, composer and ^ arranger, kept the women* screaming with his gyrating pelvis and non-stop voracious playing of the keyboards. Uncle Festive is a Los Angeles based band and con> trary to belief, are well established in the world of touring and recording. Pondel's guitar can be heard on a few TV soundtracks, such as Hard Copy, St. Elsewhere and Dallas. Harner has played on several of Barry Manilow's top hits as well as on his world concert tours, and has also been a featured artist in Modern Drummer Magazine (May '86). Levine's music speaks for itself -he is currently one of L.A.'s top session bass players. In addition, the band members have played with Freddie Hubbard, Stanley Clarke, Steve Bach, and Paul Anka. Some of the band members have also played back up to such artists as Manilow, Bette Midler, Melba Moore, Stevie Wonder, composer Pat Williams, and many others. So if you didn't see Uncle Festive on Manilow's TV special, and didn't see them at the City Club, don't worry. Uncle Festive will be appearing July 3 and 4 at Summerfest's brand new Jazz/New .Age stage.. Fuel up for Finals! THE END PartiskJe Activities Board Wrestlers rewarded for strong season The Parkside Union by Ted Price The Ranger Wrestling team held its annual wrestling awards banquet last Sunday. Awards were given and season highlights were replayed and rehashed. The Ranger wrestlers had a fairly successful 1987-88 season that could best be described as a transitional year. Three seniors closed out their careers, while four sophomores and five freshmen were still gaining experience for the years to come. The grapplers still had a fine season as they managed to post a 9-3 dual meet record, extend their win streak against Wisconsin opponents to 32 in a row, and also had two wrestlers, Jack Danner and Mark Hemauer, earn All- American honors. Here are some individual highlights of the 1987-88 wrestling season: Tim Whiting-Freshman, 142 lbs. Whiting had a few injury problems early and wrestled at one of the deeper weight classes on the team. He posted a 10-11-1 season record and placed third at the Stevens Point Open and sixth at the Midwest Classic. He also placed third at the NCAA II West Regional and qualified for the NCAA II national tournament, but did not place. Greg Stritchko-Freshman, 177 lbs. Stritchko was a hard-working freshman that needed to gain some college experience. His season record was 7-14. Doug Bremer-Freshman, 190 lbs. Bremer also had injury problems and a lack of experience. His season record was 4-13. Kevin Tremeiling-Freshman, Heavyweight Tremelling really improved toward the end of the year and fell just short of a national tournament berth. His season record was 16-17-1, and he played an intregal part in keeping the Rangers' Wisconsin win streak intact against Whitewater with a tie that preserved a 23-20 victory. Scott Stephenson-Freshman, 158 lbs. Stephenson was a red-shirt freshman who was also bitten by the injury bug but recorded an 11-6 record. He placed third at the Stevens Point Open a nd won three matches at the NAIA nationals while falling one match short of earning All-American honors. Stephenson was also an NAIA District 14 honorable mention. 190 lbs. against state rival UW-LaCrosse. John Karl-Sophomore, 142 lbs. Karl came out on top of a 142 pound dog fight to man the varsity spot, accumulated a season record of 21-15. He placed fourth at the Southwest Missouri St. Invitational, fourth at the Wheaton Invitational, and second at the Stevens Point Open. Karl qualified for the NAIA nationals and won one match, but did not place. He was also an District 14 honorable mention Dennis DuChene-Sophomore, 126 lbs. DuChene led the team with 37 wi ns on his way to a 37-10 record. DuChene racked up third place finishes at the Stevens Point Open, the Wisconsin Collegiate Open, and the Southwest Missouri St. Invitational. He was runner-up at the Warhawk Invitational, See Wrestling awards page 18 Doug Parker-Sophomore, 142 lbs Parker was a valuable wrestler who filled in wherever an injury created a vacancy. His season log was 13- 18, and he had the unique distinction of winning matches at four different weight classes, including a victory at REC CENTER: Mon.-Fri. 8:30 am-10 pm MINI MART- Won.-Wed. 11 am-7 pm IVIINI If I Hit I. Thur.-Fri. 11 am-4 pm CLOSED CLOSED Mon.-Fri. 7 pm-10 pm Watch for posted summer hours Finals Week SEMESTER BREAK SUMMER SCHOOL DINING ROOM: COFFEE SH0PPE: UNION SQ. GRILL: Mon.-Wed. 7:30 am-7 pm Thur.-Fri. 7:30 am-2 pm Mon.-Thur. 7:30-8 pm Fri. 7:30 am-2 pm Mon.-Wed. 11 am-2:30 pm 8 pm-10:30 pm Thur.-Fri. 4:30 pm-7:00 pm UNION SQ. BAR: Mon?TtFrio»n:^ Fri. 10:30 am-7 pm SWEET SH0PPE: CLOSED pm CLOSED Mon.-Fri. 7:30 am-2 pm CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED Mon.-Fri. 7:30 am-2 pm CLOSED CLOSED CLOSED Ranger Thursday, May 5, 1988 1 1987-88 UW-PARKSIDE WRESTLING TEAM FRONT ROW (L to R): Arthur Demerath, Dennis DuChene, Doug Parker, John Spahr, Dan Hall, and Dale Hall. MIDDLE ROW (L to R): Coach Jim Koch, Tim Whiting, Jack Danner, Mark Dubey, Todd Stephenson, John Karl, Assistant Coach Bob Gruner, and Assistant Coach Todd Yde. BACK ROW (L to R): Ted Price, Scott Stephenson, Mark Hemauer, Greg Stritchko, Doug Bremer, Kevin Tremelling, and Robert Topps. MMHBUtiHHH HHUIUll ISKWSSimW Wrestling summary IRDER TELEPHONE SERVICE IN AUGUST, AND AVOID CRAMMING IN SEPTEMBER! 1-393-1490' (Mon.-Fri. 10:00 a.m.-6:00 p.m.) When it comes to orderering telephone service, there are two schools of thought. One, order immediately after August 1st, and prepare yourself early for the fall semester. Two, wait until the semester begins, then rush, along with a host of other students, to the nearest telephone and order. If you live off campus, consider adopting the first philosophy. And, if you must, save cramming for your first exam. * Toll-free when called from telephone numbers served by Wisconsin Bell. ©Wisconsin Bell AN AmtmncH COMPANY MHssreswiagB^ Wrestling awards from page 17 He earned the first seed at the NAIA nationals, but fell one match short of placing. He was selected to the District 14 second team and led the team in reversals, near falls, and technical falls. He received the Most Inspirational Award from his teammates, and is also the first Parkside wrestler ever to win his 70th career match as a sophomore. His career record now stands at 70-24. Mark Hemauer-Sophomore, 167 lbs. Hemauer took third at both the Stevens Point Open and the Midwest Classic, fourth places at the Warhawk and Southwest Missouri St. Invitationals, and won championships at the Wisconsin Collegiate Open and Wheaton Invitational. He culminated his season with a fourth place finish at the NAIA national tournament, and was selected to go to Australia with the NAIA cultural exchange team this summer. Hemauer had a season record of 35-11, and led the team in takedowns with 129, falling nine short of the record for most takedowns in a season held by assistant coach Todd Yde. He was also on the District 14 first team and was voted the Most Improved Wrestler by his teammates. Mark Dubey-Senior, 150 lbs. Dubey had to sit out most of the first semester with a knee injury but still cam e back to earn a 25-10-1 record. He placed third at the Warhawk Invitiational, runner-up at the Midwest Classic, Southwest Missouri St. and Wheaton Invitationals, and was a champion at the Wisconsin Collegiate Open. Dubey won three matches at the, NAIA nationals but also fell one match short of placing. He was a tri-captain, a member of the District 14 THE FAR SII and also won championsnips at the Midwest Classic and the Wheaton Invitational. second team, and led the team with 12 pins to earn the Dan Hall Memorial Pinners Award. Dubey was also an NAIA and NCAA II Academic All-American for the second year in a row. Jack Danner-Senior, 134 lbs. Danner was a runner-up at the Midwest Classic, won championships at both the Stevens Point Open and Southwest Missouri St. Invitational, and earned All-American honors with an eighth place finish at the NAIA national tournament. His season record stood at 31-9 and he was selected to the District 14 first team. Danner was an NAIA and NCAA II, Academic All- American for the second year also. He was a tri-captain and was selected as the Most Valuable Wrestler by his teammates. Danner finished his career with 106 career wins to place him sixth on Parkside's alltime win list. Dan Hall-Senior, 126 lbs. Hall had a 12-6 season record while being hampered by a rib cartilage injury throughout the year. He was third at the Stevens Point Open and runner-up at the Warhawk Invitational. Hall was the third tri-captain and an NCAA II Academic Ail-American for the second year, along with Danner and Dubey. He also set a new record for most falls in a career with 51. Unfortunately, Hall was tragically killed in an auto accident earlier this spring. The annual Parkside Pinner's Award is now given in his name. Coach Jim Koch was also selected as District 14 Coach of the Year, along with UWRiver Falls' Byron James. By GARY LARSON "Nope. I cant do it either.... Dusty! Can you make an 'O' with your lips?" Women stand atop field of 18 at Elmhurst relays by John Marter The women's track team captured a narrow victory at the Elmhurst Relays last Saturday from a field of 18 teams. In a cliffhanging finish, Parkside was tied with North Central with only the 1600 meter relay left. The race ended with three teams crossing the line with less than a second between them, with Wheaton first, Parkside second, and North Central third. The final score was 74 points for Parkside to North Central's 72. The 1600m relay consisted of Michelle Marter-Rohl, Nancy Marter, Tracy Karshna, and Yolanda Finley. Finley finished the final leg in 56.3 seconds to bring the total time to 3:47.4. The relay team of Jacqueline Cotton, Finley, Karshna, and Becca Scott was first in the sprint medley with a time 1:48.4, and in the 400m relay as well with a time of 48.4. Paula Stokman took the 5000m run in 18 minutes 14.7 seconds. Stacey Kisting and Anne Stokman also scored team points with fifth and sixth place finishes. Another winner was Becca Scott in the 100m dash with a Golfers strong despite winter layoff by Robb Luehr After waiting all winter for a chance to play, the Ranger men's golf team finally got out for the spring season. On April 19, the Rangers played in their first meet of the spring at the Oshkosh Collegiate, an eight team tournament. They didn't seem to show any signs of the winter layoff as they shot a team total 394, good for fourth place in the tournament. It was kind of a full house of scores as two men totaled 77 a nd three scored 80. Dave Wente and Steve Gerber shot the 77's, while Scott Brandt, Steve Jerrick and Steve Miller had the 80's. Four days later, a partial team of Rangers traveled to Lawsonia Links in Green Lake, WI, for a tournament. There was no team score kept for Parkside due to the lack of a full team. Wente led the small Ranger contingent with a (42-37)-79. Miller and Gerber shot identical (41-43)-84's and Brandt had (43-47)-90. This past weekend, the full Ranger team went to Stevens Point for the Pointer Invitational. The Parkside squad fared very well as they finished fourth out of 15 teams. Wente again played the best for the Rangers, shooting a (37-38)-75, tying him for medalist honors with Mickey Gilbert of Stevens Point and Charlie Brown of Stout. Other scores for Parkside were: Gerber, (39-40)-79; Jerrick, (40-43)-83; Brandt, (41- 44)-85; and Miller, (45-44)-89. Rangers gear for playoffs by Rex Jefferson With the school year rapidly coming to a close, postseason play for the Ranger baseball squad is just around the corner. Last weekend, Parkside learned that its opponent in the second round would be Lakeland College, if .the Hangers are able to get around UW-Milwaukee in round one. In order to move on to face Lakeland, Parkside must win one of two games tomorrow against the Panthers here at Parkside. The Rangers currently hold a 2-0 edge in the best of five series against them. If they do succeed, Lakeland will travel here to face the Rangers in a doubleheader starting around 1 p.m. on Wednesday. One game will be played Thursday to determine who hosts the districtfinals that Saturday, most likely against UW-Stout. * * * « * Coming into the week, Armand Bonofiglio continues his hot-hitting, going seven for 12 in the last three games to push his average to .508. A1 Albert leads the squad in runs scored with 30, and has pushed his average to .460, second on the club. Jack Klebesadel has hit in his last 11 at-bats, and has 12 RBI in the last three games. He is currently hitting .415 and is third in RBI with 20. Ken Neese and Brian Gauthier are also among the leaders in hitting. Gauthier's average is currently at .349, while Neese has pushed his to .397. Jeff Lemmermann is leading the pitching staff with a 2.10 ERA and a 5-0 record, while Darrin Pluskota is beginning to get hot with two complete game wins in his last three starts. Steve Leonard is 4-0, while Dennis Oakley is 2-1 to highlight the staff. As a whole, the team has scored 46 runs in its last 14 innings, and has raised its record to 15-5. time of 12.0 seconds. Michelle Marter-Rohl qualified for nationals in the 1500 by winning the race in 4:28.4. Nancy Marter also qualified for nationals with a close win in the 800 with a time of 2: 14.0. Parkside's Veronica Chamlee finished fourth in that race. In the men's meet, Dan Peterson had some impressive finishes. He was the first in the 3000m steeplechase with a time of 9:15.3, and second in the 1500m run with a time of 4:00.1. He also participated in the fourth place finish of the sprint medley. The relay consisting of Pe- 'terson, Dan Vogt, Todd Nommenson, and Todd Brawner finished in 3 minutes 38.8 seconds. Mike Nelson also scored points with a fourth place finish in the 5000. The men's team captured 26 points for a ninth place team finish in a field of 23 teams. Team Results Women 1. UW-Parkside 74 2. North Central 72 3. Wheaton 64 4. UW-Milwaukee 75 5. Lewis College 51 6. North Park 49 Men 1. DuPage 112 2. Lewis College 67 3. Northwestern 49 4. Wheaton 45 4. North Central 45 (tie) BURNING THE MIDNIGHT OIL? DOMINO'S PIZZA DELIVERS Before you burn out on studying, pick up the phone and call Domino's Pizza, In just 30 minutes we'll deliver hot, delicious pizza right to your door. No problem! Call Us, Kenosha! 654-5070 2136 Washington 652-1222 8028 22nd Avenue 654-5577 4919 60th Street Our drivers carry less than $20.00. Limited delivery area. 1 1988 Domino s Pizza. Inc Six Pack of Coke For Only 99C With Any Pizza Purchase! Expires: 5/31/88 One coupon per order. Not valid with any other | coupon or offer. At participating stores only. | Call Us, Kenosha! J 654-5070 2136 Washington 652-1222 8028 22nd Avenue 654-5577 ® 4919 60th Street J Sluggers win streak extended to 13 as season nears close by Jeff lemmermann The Parkside baseball team won its 14th and 15th games of the season at home last Saturday by beating the Mac. - quette Warriors in an afternoon double header, extend* ing the Ranger winning string to 13 straight gamesv fi j* ' In game one, ^ Parkside struck hard and Quick, sending 13 men to the plate before the Warriors could get but of the inning*, With runn ers on second and third, with two out and one in, Ren Neese, Ron Wilkc* and Gary Fritscftftlt consecutive doubles id make itN$ r:: ' /-"v ^ i I3oug Londo, ai Albeit {who led off the game with a sin* glei, ^ack. Klebesadel;^ and Armand Bonofiglio each banged, out Singles immediately after the double assault to put the game away early. photo by Dave McEvoy At Albert lays off a pitch in the dirt In all, eight Rangers crossed Oakley each tossed a pair of the plAte in the inning on nine scoreless innings for Parkside hits* ' , ' " ' *** | j ; j-/ '• *" to keep the game on ice. Darrin Pluskota and Dennis Offensively, the Rangers struck for three more runs in the third, caj ,>ed off by Jeff Reikowski's two-run single to make it li-O. Marquette answered with a solo run in the fifth, but It was hardly enough as Parkside won its 12th straight, 11- V Dennis Oakley was the winner, raising his mark to 2-1. Parkside threatened to break game two open in the first again, scoring four times on five hits to take the early lead. That stood up until the third when Warrior hitters awoke for three runs off Ranger reliever Steve Leonard. The big blow came on a three-run homer which cut Parkside's lead to one. Parkside responded quickly, though, hitting the paywindow four times, with Jack Klebesadel doing most of the damage on a bases-loaded triple to make it 8-3. Again, Marquette came back, scoring three more time in the fourth to make it 8-6. Parkside opened the flood gates, though. In the fifth. Klebesadel again provided the punch with a bases-loaded double to drive in his fourth, fifth and sixth runs in the game. After the smoke cleared, six Rangers had crossed the plate in the inning, and Parkside held a 14-6 advantage. Jeff Lemmermann struck out four in two innings to get the victory, with Dan Langendorf and John Hagen each working an inning of scoreless relief to secure Parkside's 13th straight victory. Men's Tennis Netters finish up and down season at 6-9 by Don Cobb , The Ranger men's tennis > team took a somewhat disappointing 5-9 record into its final match of the season at Concordia College on Wednesday (May 4). The Rangers will more than likely finish at 6-9, adding a probable win against a weak Concordia team that Parkside defeated in its first meeting by a 9-0 score. One would have to go all the way back to April 19 to find the netters' last victory. In that match, the Rangers soundly beat Carthage by a 6- 3 score to raise their record tat the time to 4-5. The only losses for the Rangers in the match were Jeff Stanich's 5-7, 3-6 loss to Dave Antilla; Brian Chike's 2-6, 2-6 loss to Chuck Werve; and the doubles team of Stanich-/ Randy LeCount's loss to Antilla / Werve, 7-6, 1-6, 6-7 (4-7 tiebreaker). The Ranger netters did record another win without even stepping on the court as Carroll College failed to field a team for the scheduled April 20 matchup. The result Was a win by forfeit for the ^Rangers, which raised their record to 5-5 at the time. The men then traveled to Northeastern Illinois on April 25, looking to avenge an earlier 4-5 loss to the team from Chicago. The result was no different as the Rangers dropped a 3-6 decision, with four of the nine matches c , . _ 1980 Ranger Tennis Team From left toi right: Andy Callahan, Kirk Noha, Brian Chlke, Jeff Stanich, Joe Barrette, Randy LeCount. and Coach Dick Frecka, (Not pictured Mark Murray). y cvuum' going to three sets. The loss dropped the Rangers' record to 5-6 at the time. Those matches which went to three sets were number one singles man Joe Barrette's 7-5, 2-6, 1-6 loss to Paul Crane; number one doubles team Stanich/LeCount's 4-6, 7-6 (7-5 tiebreaker), 4-6 loss to Crane / Mike Pacini; number two doubles team Barrette/ Chike's 7-6 (7-4 tiebreaker), 6- 7 (4-7 tiebreaker), 6-4 win over Luke Zuetmulder/Chris Metke; and number three doubles team Kirk "Yannick" Noha / Andy Callahan's 3-6,6- 3, 4-6 loss to Jim DeJesus / Al Aquino. The Rangers then lost a pair of matches by 4-5 scores, the first being to UW-Green Bay on April 23, and the second to Beloit on April 28. The men were forced to play in the "Ranger Dome" (Phy Ed building) against Green Bay due to rain, and the result was a "soggy" performance by the Rangers. Winning for the Rangers were Stanich, Barrette, Callahan, and the number two doubles team of Barrette / Chike. The close loss lowered the netters' record to 5-7 at that time. The second straight 4-5 lo ss came to Beloit (also the second time the Rangers lost 4-5 to Beloit), which dropped the Rangers' record to 5-8 at the time. Winning for the Rangers were the numbers four through six singles players LeCount, Noha, Callahan, respectively. The number two doubles team Barrette / Chike also prevailed, to give the match its final 4-5 score. The men then took a break from dual match play by competing in the alwaystough eight-team Midwest Invitational at Whitewater. The netters managed a sixth place finish, which was a respectable showing, considering the teams' ineligibility and injury problems that have plagued them all season. The tournament featured some of the best teams in the Midwest, with host Whitewater proving to be the best of the lot as they took first. The team returned to Whitewater two days later to take on the Warhawks in a dual meet. The result was a 2-7 loss for the Rangers, which lowered their record to the 5-9 present mark (at Ranger press time - not counting the Concordia match). Pulling out victories for the Rangers were Callahan, in a 7-5, 3-6, 6-3 win over Mike Sauer, and the number three doubles team Noha-/ Mark Murray in a 6-2, 6-2 win over Massa / Foley. The Rangers' probable 6-9 finish (counting the Concordia match) on the season was disappointing, but not unexpected, due to the previously mentioned ineligibility and injury problems. Head coach Dick Frecka had stated at the beginning of the year that if his team finished at .500, they would have had a good year because of his team's problems and the tough schedule they would play. The 6-9 finish was not See Tennis page 16 16 Thursday, May 5, 1988 Ranger sassansffiffiSBassB^^ Lady Rangers primed for District 14 softball tourney by Robb Luehr With tournament time approaching, the Parkside women's softball team has been playing well-make that very well. Up until this past Sunday, the Rangers had been riding a 10-game winning streak. The streak began with the doubleheader against the National College of Education on April 20 and ended four days ago against UW-Green Bay. During the streak, the Parkside margin of victory was at least five runs per game. The NAIA District 14 tournament begins this weekend, and the Rangers tuned up for that last week. On April 26. they hammered the University of Illinois- Chicago, 8-0, for six innings when the rain came, washing out the end of that game and the entire second game. The Rangers were also rained out the next day, but returned to action last Friday and Saturday in the University of Chicago tournament, which actually turned out to be just two more games under their belts. One of the four teams in the tournament backed out just a few days before, so the "tournament" was reduced to three teams- Parkside, Trinity College and the host team. The Rangers played two games on Friday, one against each team. They demolished Trinity 24-0 in six innings, and pounded U-C 6-1. On Saturday, head coach Linda Draft didn't feel the caliber of competition was beneficial to her team so the squad didn't return for the second day of the "tournament." On Sunday, the 10-game winning streak came to an abrupt halt in Green Bay as the Lady Phoenix beat the Rangers not once, but twice, by scores of 3-1 and 2-1. The sudden lack of offensive punch surprised Draft. "I was just flabbergasted." Draft said. "I wondered where this team came from. It didn't look like mine." Later that day. Draft's squad played Lakeland and picked up again where they left off before Green Bay, Photo by Jim Maastricht Kim Vanderbush strokes the bail in a recent game beating the Lady Muskies 10-0 (six innings) and 8-1. Due to the two losses to Green Bay, Parkside's district tournament seeding fell to fourth, when it would have been higher had the losses not occurred. The Rangers now have to play the number one seeded team UW-Superior, in one semi-final. UW-Green Bay Shane Rawley's serves up summer sand volleyball The Shane Rawley Sports Center has begun its registration for summer league volleyball. Coed, Men's and Women's leagues are available and the Coed leagues will have a competitive and recreational level of play. The adult league will run from June 6 to September 9. There is a player fee of $15 but no sponsor fee. The youth league, for high school players only, will run from June 13 to August 19. There is a $10 player fee. The youth league will play on Tuesday nights starting at 6 p.m. Registration for summer leagues ends may 23. The Shane Rawley Sports Center will be featuring special tournaments this summer that will be announced at a later date. For more information, call the SRSC at 886-3400. ioTTCl! Student Job Openings in the Parkside Union All positions available Spring Semester with some special event work required thi s semester. Students must be o f leg al drinking age and hav e a mi nimum cumulative GPA of 2.00 . BARTENDERS/CASHIERS Involves over-the-counter concession sales, check out and re ntal of recr eation facilities/equipment, admission and ticket sales. Cash regi ster and cash ha ndling experience pre ferred bu t no t req uired LIGHT & SOUND TECHNICIANS Involves set-up/tear-down operation, maintenance of ele ctronic lighting and sound equipment. Operating knowledge and/or p rior experience required. Some specific training will be p rovided. Must be a ble to work evenings and weekends. SET-UP/TEAR DOWN WORKERS Involves the set-up and tear-down of chai rs, tables, etc., for dances, rece ptions, mee tings and special events. No prior experience necessary, but applicants should be i n g ood phy sical condition. APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE IN UNION ROOM 209 The Parkside Union is an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. and UW-Eau Claire will square off in the other semifinal. This year represents a return to form for the Rangers. Last year, the team had an off year, with its record hovering around the .500 mark. After six straight years of playing in the national tournament, which was every year since the tournament started in 1981, the Rangers won the District 14 title, but lost in the Bi-District final, denying them a seventh appearance. This year, they look poised to strike. Draft believes the key to thie turn-around is maturity. Last year, freshmen were called on to replace graduated seniors, and they played well, but lacked experience in the college game. But this season, those players have one more year of experience, and that has helped the team. "Instead of having eight freshmen, we have eight sophomores," she said. Another key, according to Draft, is the confidence the players have in their teammates. "They believe in each other to the point where it (one of them) doesn't get a hit, she knows the next one will. This team is very together. "Our pitching and hitting is better (than last year), and I feel we're the best team in the state," she said. Brian Chike dares his opponent to return a winner "v ^ Keh' Netters Tennis from page 20 quite .500, but was respecta-' ble under the conditions. . Look for a better 1989 season from Ranger netters, as last year's number one singles player, Jason Caspers, is APARTMENT HOTEL ROOMS Available. Full maid service, telephone furnished. Weekly rates from $120; Monthly rates from $400. APPLE VALLEY LODGE, Racine. 637.7911. expected to return from « year of ineligibility, as is thi; year's ineligible player, Davi Harris. This should make a stronj team when you add the re turnees Barrette, Stanich Chike, Noha and Callahan The only losses from thi year's team will be LeCoun (graduation) and Murra' (transferring). If things fall into place, th Ranger netters should retun to their winning ways of pas seasons. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 16, issue 30, May 5, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 16, issue 29 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Mission Statement illustrates commitment to this region Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1988 University of Wisconsin-Parkslde issio.n Statement. illustrates mmltment·tothis region . by Amy H. Ritter changtng industrial/techno_ News Editor ~. logical society. " kside'smission In serv- "1 view this as the blue- its community has print for Parkside's budget d during the past 15 allocations for the years to and these changes come," Kaplan said. beenreflected in a new Kaplan said the mission Statement, the first statement is more than sim.. 1973. ply a document to be stored UW System Soard of for 15 years until the Board @f ts ordered all cam- Regents asks for a change to revise their mission once again. ents last year, and • 'When I became chancellor ide's response was of- of this university," she said, in Its 1988 Mission "I indicated that one of the ment,presented to the first things 1 felt that this uni- e Thursday (April 21) versity community had to do ga public hearing; was look again at its mission arkside,more than any statement, because that institution in the UW which was accurate and ap- . lives or dies with the propriate for 1988. and unity that it serves," through the year 2000. Chancellor Sheila Ka- "The Regent initiative in "Becauseof the way the this coincided, in effect, with lion was put together. something 1 thought this insti- of the lack of hous- tution should do anyway." historically, we have J.J. Masterson, a former an institution that Parkside Student Govern. its region. " ment Association senator who ide's mission, accord- served as the student repre- the statement, "is to sentattve on the Mission undergraduate and Statement - University . Corn- te programs tailored rrnttee, offered a comment needs of southeastern Thursday during the hearlng. sin, a region which is Regarding the part of the g to economic politi- statement which reads, "To and social realities of a fulfill this mission the Unlver-, f ! C h~"t . .. /.:. AYti -;#J.# r ., ,c."",.,"'. . .»:. - -' . -F'" .,.:_ John Kehoe iIckj .' .. .. .. ~;9 ~e. Who would you believe 8 bomb threat 81 Park- "Yth,ng's P088ible. sity of Wisconsin Parkside: Offers the students the oppor- tunity for close collegtal rela- tionships wih the faculty' and staff in an institution dedicat- ed to excellence in teaching research, creative activity, and service. " Masterson com. plemented the university on its faculty. "I have been to several uni- verstties around the nation. and I decided to graduate from Parkside," he said. •'Basically, because Parkside not only offered excellent rae- ulty, but offered a ratio of students to faculty approxj- mately of 17.1. "It's an awesome opportu- nity to be able to relate to faculty on that small a num- ber scheme." Serving minorities on campus has become a crucial part of Parksida's mission as well. Kaplan said minorities have been a priority at Park- side even before UW System President Kenneth Shaw began his system-wide plans to assist minorities. "The commitment of this institution to address (mlnort- ty concerns) is a very real one and a very serious one." Of the programs offered at Parkside, Kaplan said. "I don't guarantee overnight success, but I certainly do guarantee that this institution will make every good faith er- fort to deal seriously and I hope effectively with the mi- nority students that we serve." Vol. 18. No. 29 -Mission Statement.---. The Unlver-stty of Wisconsin-Parkside is a regionally based institution of higher education. The mission of the University is to offer undergraduate and graduate pro. grams tailored to the needs of southeastern Wisconsin, a region which is adapting to the economic. political, and social realities of a changing industrial/technological soci- ety.. Besides traditional liberal arts programs, the Unlvar- sity offers selected professional and pre-protesstonaj pro. grams serving the managerial, technological and social needs of the region. The University also is dedicated to the enhancement of the cultural and economic life of the region it serves. To fulfill this mission the University of wtsconsin-para. side: a) Offers the students the opportunlty for close. collegi- al relationships with the faculty and staff in an institution dedicated to excellence in teaching, research, creative ac- tivity, and service . b) Offers strong academic programs in the liberal arts disciplines which develop and assess the analytical and problem solving skills, understanding of one's own and other cultures, and awareness of self necessary for edu- cated citizens of an advanced technological society. c) Assists students to identify appropriate professional options within liberal arts disciplines. d) Offers strong undergraduate and graduate prores- stoner programs in Business, Engineering Technology, Education and other areas relating to the techrucal/rnana- gerial needs of the area. e) Expects scholarly activity, including research, senor- arship and creative endeavor, that supports Its programs at the associate and baccalaureate degree level, its select- ed graduate programs. and its select mission. f) Supports the application of scholarly activities to the social, cultural, and economic problems of modern Indus- trial communities. g) Provides special programs to meet the educational needs of the minority and disadvantaged populations with- in the area. h) Demonstrates its commitment to the principle of ltfe- long learning through the services it offers to non-tradl- tional students, and through its outreach and continuing education programs. i) Serves as focal point for cultural. artistic, intellectual • and community activities in the region. j) Cooperates with tjw-jcxtenston in the developmenl and coordination of statewide outreach programmJng, In- tegration of the extension function into the institution, and appropriate and adequate recognition of those involved in outreach activities. Bomb scare rocks campus by Amy H. Ritter News Editor Evacuat-ion of Parkside was ordered Monday morning after an anonymous caller phoned in a threat of a bomb on campus at 9 a.m. The woman caller said her boyfrIend had been building bombs and planned to plant one somewhere on the campus, according to. Park- side's Public Information of- fice. Campus Security Director Ronald Brinkmann, who. re- ceived the call, declined to comment on what the caller said. Brinkmann said that if the information was released, the investigation could be threatened. The. building was cleared by 10 a.m, The residence halls were also evacuated and \ housing students moved to Carthage College. According to Kenosha County Sheriff's department reports, seven officers were dispatched and joined the Campus Security in .the search of the complex. The deputies and campus police searched the building but falled to find anything suspi- cious. The department report on the incident succinctly re- ported that "Nothing unusual was found. No bomb went off." Brinkmann said the visual search of the entire complex was completed in three hours. The building was reopened , at2 p.m. A $100 reward is being of- fered for any information leading to the Identity of the caller. This information should be delivered to the campus security office, 'I'al- lent Hall. Inside Student Reactions page 3 Drop deadline saved page 4 Photo gallery p~ges 6-7 Olympic qualifiers page 12 :12:Th=Ursda::=y,:Apri='I:28:,:1:9B:8:Ranger::;~==~~~~=;~;;==::~~~~::i,~~~?~~~~i~~~~- : SOMETIMES. I WONiiER \\1tY c Deal with the issues, but I BOTHER 10 QVI1E IN TO -.. • don't lose the man NOTB: fils IeUer was wntt .... by Michele KomI!, t~ fiance of Dan Hall. They were engaged to be marne~ '" A"l/I'Bt of 1988. Dan Hall, a student at Parkside was killed in a tragic car accidetlt Oft Marclt BB,1988. To_EdI ..... It now has been a little over a month since the death of Dan Hall. There have been many articles written about Dan and the cause of his death. Many people have been deeply aUected by his loss. Somewhere in between the stories of Dan Hall, the great wrestler and student, and Dan Hall, the college student with a drinking problem, we have lost Dan Hall, the person. Many of Dan's friends don't need to be told that Dan was not an alcohollc. He liked to party; he enjoyed having tun, and he enjoyed his friends either with or without al- cohol. U during Dan's ltfeUrne he wasn't considered an al- cohollc, why do jouma1tsts and others need to label him .. ODe DOW? 18 there not a difference between a college studsnt who partied someUrnes and an alcoholic? Dan was a htgh aclJjever In everything he attempted. :MoBt of his achelvements would not have been possible with a chemical dependency. He never gave up unW he was the best that he could be. There weren't many things that Dan would let defeat him whether It was a wresUing opponent, an exam, a broken radio, a leaky car seal, or whatever. He aimed htgh and worked hard for all his achlevements. He'belleved In himself. Even though Dan was a celebrity of sorts In the wres- " Wng world, he remained down to earth. There wasn't any- thing he wouldn't have done for anyone. I have had many, people approach me and ask, "Why hasn't anyone written about how caring Dan was?" Well, I wUl., I remember many late nights Dan would be talking on the pilQne with his friends, helping them with their prob- lems and then worrying If he said the right things or If he had helped enough. I remember many times Dan would be late for a date, because he had to make sure his broth- ers knew how to execute a new wrestling move with the necessary sk.ll1 and confidence. I remember the patience Dan had when his nieces and nephews wanted his atten- tion, sometimes all seven of them at the same time. Dan had pride In himself, but he wasn't egotistical. He was comforlsble with himself whether he was on the wrestling mat, washing dishes, changing diapers, cutting coupons, or wllen one of his practical jokes backfired. I remember h1B smlle out of the side of his mouth. his laugh that came from deep inside him, and his usually "lousy" sense of humor. I remember the dedication he had to his ..... famlly and friends. I remember his desire to share his joy of being young, happy and alive. But, I also remember that Dan could be stubborn and bultheaded - more nicely put. determined and Intense. He also had a temper when provoked, but he wasn't one to carry a grudge. In general - Dan was a good guy who simply made a bad mistake one night. Last summer, shortly after the death of a friend, Dan ,and I discussed what we would want, the other to do should one of us die. I remember him telling met "You would have to go on! I would want you to live and be happy." I think this message should be shared with all who are feeling his loss, because I know that Dan meant It for everyone. Dan gave me more love than I thought anyone could. I rely on that love, the memories, and his joy for llvlng to keep me going. For those of you who are mourning him and feeling the pain, remember Dan and what he stood for. Let those memories be your strength. He Is sWl with us, helping us to go on. To Dan t with all my jove, Michele Jenny Carr Ed~Of Kelly McKissick News Ed~OI' Amy H. Ritter News Editor Terri DeRosier Feature Editor Letters Some interview questions are illegal: ~ E M ThIs Is In regard to .r... ~ 'derson's letter In tile C Ranger. I couldn't P where he got his "facti" s1 Ideas. How can be lIIJ a Democrats bullt a fw&e f tlonal debt whep' we C have" a big debt IIIIIl1 I got In office? n Is lben s the country got In tile I It's In because IleJ~,! ( spent so much 0/1 s Yes, we needed to IIuIId I defense, but not .. _ I Reagan did. 1 , The RepublieaDt lIaI1I I defense by eutung social programs - some for educallm- res bad Andel'Pl critIIsd leges for letting peGIIIe II can't read In the 1IIlIf- AJ1derson cIaIm8 tIIIl Democrats are but the oemoerall did have control of 0asJ&I'" 1986. By theI\ Il8II'" bullt the debt IDO JIll' handle. . ~ Anderson taIP unions de'ns"""" 1st wages. lIS ~ ~ News today. It - corporate ~ II reach Into the average American II see Leff8t"'" To the Editor: In the last few weeks, sev- eral students have expressed concern regarding employer requests for information in in~. terviews or on applications that they felt were inappro- priate or "illegal." I share this concern and want to remind all job seek- ers that their rights are pro- tected by several Federal acts. These Include: Equal Pay Act of 1963, Title VII of the CIvll Rights Act 1964, The Age Dlscrlmlnatlon in Em- ployment Act 1967,Title IX of the Education Amendments 1972, The Equal Opportunity Act 1972 and the RehabUlta- tlon Act 1973.The acts protect individuals from being asked questions that might be used to discriminate against them for non-job related reasons. The most commonly re- ported Items of information that employers may nm in- quire about during the pre- employment process are: marital status and soctal or living arrangements; spouse's profession; race. religion or national origin; -age; financial information; arrests; height and weight; pregnancy status and child. bearing plans; parental , status and daycare -provi- sions; military service and discharge information; social activities; handicaps. Most employers are careful not to ask for non- job related information. As our office works with employers, we do ask that they be equal oppor- tunity employers before post- Ing job openings or releasing candidate resume to them. Career P1anning "and Place- ment Is committed to doing what we can to make them feel you are being treated ,fairly In your contacts with prospective employers. If you are asked questions that you feel are lnapproprt- ate In an interview, you wW need to respond. You may choose to answer the questlon or not, ask Its relevance, etc. If you voluntarily offer Wor- matlon, then that information is "fair game" for discussion. I encourage any of you that have questions about the ap- propriateness of requests for information to please come to, Career P1annlng and Place- ment and meet with Bev Bur- nell, Career Counselor, or myself. WILe D173, 553-2452. .fo Ann Goodyear DIrector. Career Planning " and Placement ~ t I t ! j , e I ) To the Editor: Ra~~ is writt~ and edited by studenls 01 UW.Parkside, who are soi<lly responsiIlII lor:':: ~. cont~t. ~ IS publisl1ei! every, Thursday during the academic year 8IcoPI- lette .. to the editor wiN be accepled only ij they arelypod double-spaced lIIld 358-'~A =~~~ned, with a telephone number 'ncluded 10; verification ~ ...... ,::p~~~.. the right tQ editlette .. and refuse those which are laIse"-do- .~ DeadUne for alliette .. , andClassilied ads is Mo~' at 10 10 -- ~ TbllfSday.,· ..'.' " ,_y a.m. r __ All corr~ should be addrOssed to: Ranger UW.Parkside Bcix 2OlIO. r. ~a WI, 141. Telephone 4141553-2281 (EditDriai) or 414/553-2295 (AdVIIIiI- Randy LeCount Sports Editor Dave McEvoy Photo Editor John Kehoe Asst. Photo Editor Robb Luehr Copy Editor BuaiDese Staff Jon Hearron ausm- Manager ~ R. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 16, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Financial Aid law impacts non-trad students Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday,. April • University 0' Wlsconsln-ParkSlde Financial Aid. law impacts non-trad students by Doug McEvoy In October 1986, Congress passedinto law amendments to the Higher Education Act of 1965. The effects of these amendments are many and tar reaching. . In general, they present a restructuring of those formu- Iae used to determine ellglbll. Ity. "CertaIn categories of students will benefit," ex- plainedJan Ocker, director of financial aid at Parkslde, "but some will experience less eligibility than in prevt- ousyears. " Those.who will benefit will mainlybe those students with dependent children, "dis- placedhomemakers,') ·'dislo ... cated workers," and single parents who support their ehlldren even if they are Itv- Ing st home and are Federal lax deductions for their par- ts. Thebig losers will be those students who earned" more ment, and students who quit their jobs to return to school, as such students will no long. er be able to reflle under "Special Conditions." Most of those students who will lose out will do so due to the fact that need will be based on income of the tax return of the year prior to the year of attendance rather than the projected income of the academic year. "Congress has had a bee in its bonnet for several years:' commented Ocker. "They were not happy with old for. mulae used to determine need. They wanted something they could pin down and doc- ument. Students' 1987income Will always be used to deter- mine their 1988·89academic year 'need' of eligibility." "Dislocated workers" are an exception. They may use their projected 1988 income as. the determinant of need. New benefits to be received by students include up to $1,000 per academic year in' chIld care for chIldren under 12, elimination of home equlty from consideration in the determination of family con. trlbutlon for all adult students demonstrating that they are "displaced homemakers," and financial aid for students with dependent chIldren grad_ uating from high school equal to that which the chIld would receive. Part-time students are now eligible for Pell Grants, Sup. plemental Educational Opper- tunlty Grants, College Work. study, and Perkins loans. Pregnant women, as well as women who have had or adopted a chIld within six months of enrollment can defer tuition payments tor six months. Women entering the work force who have pre- SChool chIldren who make less than one dollar above minimum will be able to defer payments up to twelve months. photo by Dave McEvoy Changes in the Financial Aid criteria could pose some problems for Parkside stUdents. ' than $900in the calendar year prior to the year of attend- ance, single independent or married students who do not have' any dependents who made more in the prior year than they wl1l in.·the year of their attendance, veterans reo celving substanUaI education benefits from the govern .. United Council elections this weekend Ruffalofaces delay in takingcity council seat ::----.1 At the next United Council General Assembly meeting (April 22-23), representatives of all member campuses will elect . next year's United Council president. The meet- ing will be held at UWC· Waukesha. There are three candidates running for the office: Steve Cady, UC Vlce-Prestdent: Jim Smith, UC Legislative Affairs Director; and David Woldseth, Wisconsin Student Association (WSA) Legisla- tlve Affairs Director (Madi- son campus' student govern- ment). If elected, Cady plans to stress the Importance of United Council to member and non-member campuses. He .also intends to modernize the UC offtce by upgrading office and capital supplies. Cady also wants to Imple- ment an extensive traIning program for UC delegates . "By front loading the tram- ing in the beginning of the year," he said, "we will be- come more skilled and have more time remaInIng to uti- lize these lobbying tactics." 10 addition to being UC's current Vlce-President, Cady has been involved in Stevens Point's student government for two years, ThIs year he Is president. "I'm ready to make a com- mitment to making It (UC)' more effective," cady said. "I'll focus more on the issues . at hand. A lot of time was spent haggling out Internal qualities that can only benefit UC. "Next year, I think I can help raise the profile and credibility of United Council as a whole, as we did this year with legislative affairs," Smith saId. Woldseth, If elected UC president. plans to concen- trate on several specific Issues. HIs priorities include making credit transfers be- tween campuses easier. ex- panding the UC Shared Oov- emance initiative by mcreas- ing funding and working hard to Improve the MInority Af· faIrs committee. He would also like to see UC working together. "We need to make the UW System one united system," Woldaeth saId. "By working concrete Issuea, we can 1m- prove UC &8 a whole." In addition to the Issues men- tjoned above, Woldaeth will work to Improve chIld care on campus. "I'd like to see the Unlverslty take a stand in this area." processes this year. I. Smith, because of his expe- rience of Legislative Affairs Director, believes he Is the most qualified candidate for UC president. By emphasiz- ing the' Issues, instead of political parties, Smith feels he can continue to broaden UC support regardiess of political party. One of his maIn goals Is to organize UC. "I want to help all the com- mlttees of United Council or- ganize," he said. "By organ- Izing we can get more stu- dents involved in issues on the campus, as well as the state leveL" A direct result of this, Smith saId, will be more reo- ognltlon of UC on the cam- puses. "There Is no way that students ahould see UC posters on campus and not know what the organization Is all about." Smith clles his experience with the media, marketing .and legislative affairs as by Laura Pestka Parkslde student John ~uf. folo unofficially defeated 18 year Incumbent Gerald Bel. low in Ihe April 5 election for KenOSha's16th district alder- man. RUffolounofficially won the eleclionby 15 votes. His oppo, nenl,Bellow, demanded are- eount. After the recount, Whichtook over seven hours, RUffolowas still the victor. Bellowsaid he Is taking the Issue to' circuit court. "He says some voters who didn't live in the .16th district voted lor ihe 16th district alder- man,"stated Ruffolo. Bellowhas represented the districtsince 1970. - It will take about two 100nihsto get the Issue set- Oed In circuit court, and for that time the 16th district 1V0n'Ihave s: representstlve. If ihere really was a prob- !ern, RUffolocommented, "he ShoUldhave proved this the dayof the election. He has no 'Vidence. He has a case of SOUrgrapes. H U RUffOloexplained thai even people not in the 16th dis- ~ct voted for alderman, Bel- l ow doesn't even have anyev- dence as to whether they vOledfor RUffolo or not. Bellowdoesn't believe that ~~g to circuit court will ~ge anYthing, but he feels ~",t he has to do It' for his constituents. .If Ruffolo does succeed in becoming alderman, he plans to take Issues directly to the people. He wants ·to Inform the people and find our exact- ly what they want. He plans to work with the police and fire departments because he Is aware that his voters want better services. He doesn't think his job as alderman will affect school. .,School is in the morning and meetings are in the a{ter- noon. It's, considered a pa~. time job so I feel It shouldn t interfere." Inside Wingspread conference New PAS president Writing contest winners PASA looks.ahead BasebaI f-o-rama page 3 'page 7 pages 8-9 page 12 page 16 2 Thursday, April 21, 1988 Ranger Letter . Ranger reading "priJised" college level and who read the letter should have imme- diately recognized that the thrust was exactly the oppo- site. Questions must be raised about the editortal compe- tance of the Ranger staff. Did anyone bother to read the let- ter? If so, does the banner re- flect the editorial bias of .the staff? Is It an attempt to politically influence the stu- dent body at Parkslde without presenting opposing views in a neutral or objective atmos- phere? Perhaps it's nothing. so insidious as that. Perhaps there were too many big words that the Ranger st,aff couldn't compre- hend, like responslbllty and objectively. Maybe no one .Is to blame, Maybe It's. just a failure of our public schools whfch- pump the universitltes full of high school graduates who don't know how to read. Perhaps If this letter Is print- ed it should carry the banner. "Ranger Praised For Respon- sible Objectivity." To !be Editor: Now I'm convinced that liberals cannot think at all, let alone think objectively! Last week I submitted a let- ter to the editor, the purpose of which was to excoriate the liberal and Democratic phi- losophies, specifically eco- nomic, which have placed America In the position which seriously jeopardizes the fu- ture of this nation. The ludicrous nature of liberal thought, I pointed out, Is to Ignore both the past fifty years of liberal economic policy which has brought us to our present condition as well as the responslbUity of the Democratic Congress which has refused to deal realistically with the prob- lem. Rather, liberals choose to place all the blame In the lap of Reaganomics. ThIs type of thlnkJng Is only an attempt by liberals to shift the blame for their own falled policies. YET! What was the banner placed above the letter? "Vote Against Reaganom- ics" . Now. anyone who is at a MAYBE HE COULD JUST MAKE A CRACK ABOUT "THESE KISS-AND-TEU. BOOKS. WE. WHITE HOUSE fORMULATES THE PRESIDENT'S REACTION10 THE REVEl..JXfION'THMHlS FORMER PRESS SECRETARY PUT WORDS IN HIS MOU'nI, UC examines legal drinking' age The following are news items submitted by the United pouncil office in Modi· son. United Council is the state student lobbying group. It represents over 150,000stu' dents ~on 23 of 'the' 26 cam' puses, fncluding' Parkside. The organization acts as- a liasGn between the students and the state government. This year UC has. lobbied againsf the -nomination of John Jarvis as student re- gent, lobbied for the 33 per- cent Student Tuition Cap, and fough for increased financial aids. . The State Assembly Affairs Committee held a drinking, age hearing to vocalize their position regarding the current drinking age of ,Tuesday; April 12. Rep. Tim Carpenter (D-MtI- waukee) is the author of' the bUl that would lower the legal drinking age to 19. The hear- Ing was not held to discuss- actual passage of the bill, but to emphasize the potential et- fects of lowering the drinking age. I At the hearing, Carpenter focused on three main points. He -sald the Legislature had made' a mistake by submit. ttng" to the federal govern- ment's "blackmail" to. raise .the drinking age. (The fed. eral government withheld highway money until the drinking age was raised. ) Also, Carpenter said, drtnk- ing is still going on. .. All rais- ing the drinking has done Is shift the drinking from bars to cars," he said. His third point was that l8-year-olds are ~old enough. to do every- thing but drink. "They have aU the rights of an adult ex. cept the right to drink," he said. Two members of the United Council testlfied on behalf of . lowering the drinking age. "Raising the drinking agj! has not stopeed l8-and 19. year-olds from drinking," said UC President AdrIaD Serrano. "Instead they're drinking In more dangeroun envtrrroments, and," he added. "they're still driving," 'Legtsrattve Affairs Direclor .Jim Smith told the commit- tee, "I think we've come loa rather sad point when certain 'groups would rather take a right away froma segment of . the population Ulan holdthem accountable to the responsib- lity of being an adult." . "Sobriety cannot be legis- lated,"> said Rep. Davld Clarenbach (D-Madlson). , j. Drunken driving is not a 'pheno/llena confined to the young. By raising the drink· Ing -age to 21, we have im· plied that age is the deter· mining factor in irresponsible social conduct." CIarenbach is one of. the co_sponsors of the bill. United Council and Carpen· .ter request student support~ their efforts to get the b passed during the next legis- lative session. Jon And~rson Editor's Note: OOPS! Security chief retires counterparts occurs on other campuses." He went on to say, "L'Il miss Parkside-; I've enjoyed my experiences here. " by Jon Hearroa Ronald Brinkman, who has been the director of Campus security since 1971, will be stepping down from this post in the Parkstde community at the end of the semester. Before coming to Parkside, Brinkman served under the Attorney General in Madison with the Wisconsin Council of the Criminal Justice system. He began his career with the Racine Police Department in 1957. By the time he left the Racine P.O., just over 12 years later, he had risen to the rank of lieutenant. Brinkman has seen may changes in Parkside over the course of his 17 years here. Not only has he served under- the administrations of three different chancellors, but he has also seen the security de- partment evolve from merely a campus pollee group to an organization overseeing park- Ing and transportatlon, the locksmith shop, and the dis- posal of hazardous materials. When asked his feelings about leaving, Brinkman said, "I have some very deep and mixed emotions." On one hand he feels "It Is time for me to step down and let new ideas lead on." On the other hand, Brinkman regrets to be leaving under Chancellor Sheila Kaplan's administra- tion. He believes U1e univer- sity will greatly Improve under her Ieaderehfp. Over the years, one of the things about Parkslde that has Impressed Brinkman the most has been the maturity of the student body. Accol'dlng to Brinkman. "There isn't a fraction of the destruction on this campus as I hear from Examin'e black women novelists this fall in English 467 RANGER Editorial Staff Ranger IS wntten and edlt~d by students of UW-ParkSlde, who are solely responsible for Its ed~O~ r:- ey and content. It IS published every Thursday dUring the academic year except over breakSa days. . 55 /I Letterstotheeditorwillbeacceptedonlyiftheyaretyped.double-spacedand350words',:~ v.ih- letters must be SIgned. With a telephone number inclUded for verification purposes. NamesWI held upon request. -. .. _.- f Rangerreservesthe"ghttoeditlenersandrefusethosewhicharefalseand/orde-.. r amatory. j--" , ,.,,~~'H General Staff TDeadlineforalileners,andclassifiedads is Mondayat 10a m forpublication. ....nc ~ Ken AehI. Jason Caspers. Dan Chlllpetla, Denise hursday. '. . CCuec ... L:~~n~~~~:::;:n~~~:k~~~Vjfm All correspondence should be addressed to: Ranger. UW-Par1<side, Box 2000. Ke- ~'IP Maastricht, Dewn Meila.nd. Doc Ma.IIory. John Marter. Ken ,~osha WI 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advertis- ~ McCray. DOOJg McEvoy. Leura Pestka. Maria Rinu. 80bbi mg) . •• ';;;;;;;;;;;::::::::::::Jo:Sia:,,,:.:w:_=So='~:~="=:- ...:. ---""'-:- Jenny Carr Editor KellyMcKissick News Editor AmyH. Ritter News Editor Terri DeRosier Feature Editor Randy lecounl.., Sports Editor Dave McEvoy..........•......... Photo Editor John Kehoe Asst. Photo Editor Robb luehr. Copy Editor Business Staff Jon Hearron Bu&inessManager Steven R. Picazo Operations Manager Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 16, issue 28, April 21, 1988 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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