63 10 1184 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/797f1db2b49c1ae5b4c5d576c7ec3f04.pdf 1cc7b89695f97a3a3863d7916daa2d32 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 29 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. 'Safe' fire burns prairie Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document . . D'----~Cq ~in} ThU"de~ Apr. 27, IB.B tJ(urrD~OJ~~~w~iRi~~u\f(Q)lFW~~~(Q) ,,,'III,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,_[N]~~[N]o[Plffi\~~~OIQ)~Vol. XVII. No.2 ,. .-"'""" .... Wh t "'5 fern"," ? P k . ~ " ..............., ......, ...",' ... __ Wi.. __ ••• ~ . a msrn " \ ar Side burns . Class to holdrally 'Safe'firebenefitsprairie--- by Keille Pacccagnella by Jon Hearron News Editor Edltor·in-Chlef study -or the minor" satd Lavish. ' The third topic of concern th~ rally will cover Is the reo .cently began Women's ReSource Center. The center which is service oriented hi. purpose, will be opening In . Fall, 1989. The rally Is looking to gather support for the Women's Resource Center. Parkslde;s groundskeepers intentionally set approximately 40 acres of pratrte land on fire last Wednesday April 19, In attempt to cle"; out brush and small trees. ACCOrdingto Karl Schroeder, ground supervisor, the prairie land is burned every three to five years as part of an ecological restoration effort. Schroeder stated the burn. ing of the prairie is necessary In order to keep growing shrubs and trees under control. "If we didn't have any fires on these grasslands, eventually we would start getting loaded up with a lot of shrubs and then trees and before we know it we'd be surrounded by woods," scnroeder commented. 'In order to bum the prairie, Schroeder had to notify the Parkslde Campus Police, the fire inspector of the Town of Somers, and the Department of Natural Resources. He said that because of the Clean Air Act of Southeast Wisconsin, he had to get a permit to burn such a large area of land. The type of burning which occurred on the pralrte is called a prescribed burn. ThIs means that the fire Is started on purpose, and constantly monitored. Due to the large area that needed to be burned, the project was done In segments, thereby ensurIng safety. Schroeder said that the weather was a major factor In how the prairie was burned. "How and when you start the fire depends very much on the wind. For instance, we were looking for a wind from the east and lookIng for a wind coming from 11enthusiastic members of theprof. Lana Rakow's lntro to Women's Studies are organIzJnga ratly as a collectlve class project. The rally will be held May 3 at 1 p.m, InUpperMalnplace. The focus of the projectrallyIs to promote an aware- ,.......,......K--. Forty acres of 'and burned uncle< watchful ey.. of Parl<slde'a grounpskeepers. nessof womens' conserns and issuesin today's society and at Parkslde.· According to Edna Bloomer, class member and rally liaison, "A lot of peopledon't know what feminism Is; some just have a blanket reaction against It." The Intro to Women's Studies classIs out to change that. In addition to the rally, the class will· be sponsortng tobleswith informational brochures and Videotapes dealIngwith the parallels between sexismand racism as well as sexuaI assault from 10 a.m, to I p.m. In Malriplace. Lela Lavtsh, class member and co-rally liaison, said there are four primary topics the class would like to see covered by the rally. "First, 'what Is feminism?' will be addressed, to prom6te a positive attitltude towards feminism," commented Lavish. "Our next area Is to bring about some vtslbiltty for the women's studies. A lot of the womehon campus don't even know we have this line of •'The class as a whole feels there is a need for a women's organization on campus, " commented Bloomer, "At Parkside there are no women organizations, unlike other campuses." Accordingly, this Is the last topic of concern that will be covered during the rallY. Idea of a proper prescribed burn Is that you have th burning under control We dldn·t have to Ulle any of the safety equipment. and we didn't have any problema with the fire at 011," clo1med Schroeder According to Schroeder the burning of the land doea ben - tit the prairie. "Many of th prairie plants and gt'llaRs benefit by the fire becau e the ashes release nutrients and el80 the heat ts required for some seeds of plants to properly germinate. U they don't have the heat. they just sit there and remoJn dor. mant, so the fir<l Is actually quite benenclal," Schroed r sald. The areas that were burned Include the land east of th moJn academic buildings, th area going south I toward County Hwy. E, and th graasIand behind the Physical Education buUdlng. the west so we could bum on either side of the building without smoking out the entire campus," explained Schroeder. He sald that the burning of the land takes very uttle time. "It's amazing how fast this grassland burns. You usually see big flames, and In a matter of seconds it is gone," stated Schroeder. Schroeder expUUned that the prairie Is Ignited with flares and that nothing flammable, like gasoline or kerosene, is used on the tire. Although the fir<l department does not have to be present during the burning, they do have to be notified of the burning. He satd that Is required that Parkslde have water trucks and fire brooms at the site of the nre. Schroeder sald that the burning went smoothly and that none of the safety equipment was used. "The whole Bloomer and Lavish did say that the issue Invoked by Parkside Student Government Assc. president, Jay LewSlidowskt, dealing with Miller Brewing Company's "sexist" Spring Break '89 advertising campaign would be addressed under the topic of the need for an Independent women's organization. Bloomer said, "This is an example of why we need a women's organization because you cannot leave It up to someone else to represent your interests. " Bloomer stated the topic of Lewandowski's letter to Miller was In support of a blatantly sexist ads. The End is near! The End is near! year for Parkslde .tudents est quallty entertainment faculty, staff, and alumni. ever presented at Parksld ! Dennis BrodJeske, Alumni Frldsy night holds In store /Graduate coordinator, com- for you a slullng hot MB ments atso on the fact that It dance band out OfMl!waukee, Is the ultimate grduatlon "Capitol Drive;" covering party! It's a last chance to artIsts like Keith Sweat, say goodbye to your friends, Bobby Brown, Steve Win· a last 8hance to make new wood, Etc. Their perform. friends, and maybe one of the ance begins at 6:30 p.m. after only chance you will ever get doors open at ~:30 p.m. to to do some serious partytng allow for the "Parkslde Mau with your favorite teachers! Tie-Dying Spectacle." ThIa "The End" represents PAB concept, by Carol Curl and programming at Its best as Franca SavagUo, Is sure to be this event has been mont!ls In a blast as everyone Is aaked the planning. to bring their End T-shirts, or ThIs year Tracl Hethering- any others, to do some auton has negotiated entertatn· thentlc tie-dying for free. The ment contracts for the high- see The End, peVe " Inside... Page 2...· • Why did Miller.believe ad campaign would work? . ,Page 3...···. . d UW.p to host upcoming Cinco e Mayo festivities. . Page 6... .. ItI 't Ufe's·a beach except when sn """ , ,. Page 7••• Classlfleds! Rage 9 & beyond ... SPo.~S!Spo~s!SPO~s by Jim Voss .presldent, PAD It's almost that time of year again when the sight of a circus tent on the Union Pad sends chillS up and down your spine In anticipation of the Immense party that will take place undemeath it; '''The End!" This 19·year-old tradition at Parkslde will take place on Friday, May 12 and Saturday, May 13, 1989. This year's theme is ·'That Was Then, ThIs Is Now" In celebration of "Th'" End" throughout Its history. The event. as awlays celebrates the end of the school 2 "'ursday, Apr. 27,1989 Ranger' .. Source of controversy missed ••• Why did Miller believe ad campaign would work? To the Editor: a grand scale. I seriously doubt that there are more than a handful of schools In the nation that could be the exception to this unpleasant rule. Without even a hint as to the contents of this week's classified section, I could find several examples to support my position. If more students could conduct themselves in a respectable and mature manner, only then would we have a more convincing position on which to make a stand and say "We don't like this advertisement because it does not represent the way we or anyone should lead their lives." Until that time advertising and general opinion towards the average university or college will continue to be of.the undesirable type. I feel that It Is entirely too clear that if one could be outraged by MIller Brewing Company's advertisement, one should also be outraged of the Image that some students have given our schools today. Concerning the issue of MIller Brewing Company's "Spring Break '89" advertteIng campaign, I feel as though the source of this controversy has beep. avoided. Why do you think that MIller Brewing felt that this particular type of advertising campaign would gnerate sales? One might say that Hollywood Is to blame, with the way It "artfully creates" the colorful events of the modem day campus. Therefore, the next question Is, where did Hollywood get the material to create these tireless youths of the silver screen? I can only come to the conslusion that the image has been transfonned Into what the general population believes to be the truth. Few students of higher education have succeeded in convincing the adverttsing community, and perhaps the entire world. that the United States' colleges and universities are not the place for the rent practice of hedonism on Do you know what 'feminism' means? Douglas Miltimore To the Editor: WhIle most people on campus have heard the tenn Feminism, how many are aware of what It means? And what are Women's Studies? To answer these questions. and more, a women's studies class Is holding a rally In' the Malnplace at 1p.m. on Wed., May3rd. If you know the answers to the questions, join us In sup- . port; If you don't know, come and learn. Sincerely, Susan Berns PSGA president offers remlttence-s-s; To Whom It May Concern, In a recent letter to the Miller Brewing Company I used my title as student body President In an inappropriate manner. The opinions stated In the letter were not the opinions of the student body, as the opinions vary from person to person .. However.' the opinion stated was that of those Informed students who chose to express thetr opln-, lonsto me (male and female). The letter was meant only to supplement discussion I had had with most of the individuals Involved. It Is rather sad that someone has to m mistake to get more Involved In the issues concern them .. I sincerely apoldgize using my title In an Inll prlate manner. 8lncereljr;j JaYLewand~ .; Lewandowski To whom it may concern, As President of the Parkside Student Government Association Inc., I would like to . comment on the Miller BrewIng Company Spring Break '89 ad campaign. At ftrst glance we found It satirical and interesting. However. the humor soon wore off as it be came obvious that much of the material was sexist and offensive. However, the apology Issued by MIller Brewing Company was adequate, as we believe that It was not their Intent to belltlIe anyone. At the United Council meetIng held In late February, the UW-Madtson Student Association brought to the general assembly via the Women's, AffaIrs Committee, a resolu- , sends tlon condemning MIller BrewIng Company again. We supported WSA when they took action by boycotting and demanding an apology. Yet, they continued to pour salt In the wound long after the apology had been Issued. ThIs time they asked that United Council condemn Miller' Brewing Company for printIng the advertisement. This point was moot long before the action was taken. The wording of the resolution sounded as If United Council was trying, to tell MIller what to print. Whereas we supported WSA and United Council when action was taken (I.e. the boycott .and the demand for retraetion) , we could not stand by and ldiy watch as the organiletter of clarification zatlons attempted to violate the First Amendment of the Constitution of the United States. For some silly reason we believe that the U.S. Con- 'stltutlon takes precedent over WSA. When the NAAWP (National Assloclation for the Advancement of WhIte· People) distributed material on our campus, we denounced. their .bellefs and held a rally In support of minority Issues. We did not dispute their First Amendment rights. Our reaction took a different course, we simply exercised our own First Amendment rights by publicly stating our position on the Issue. We did not, at any point, tell the NAW (or afflllated persons) not to state thetr oplnloh. For this reason we support WSA with their sanctions against Miller Brewing Company's attempt to use sexist propaganda to "sell" their product. Miller Brewing Company showed a severe lack of fore. sight by distributing the ad In the first place, but, the editor of the paper that ran It Is equally at fault. I was told that the paper was under contract to run the advertisement so they had no choice but to place the ad. I ask you this: If the ad contained pornographic pictures, graphic pictures of violence, or some. thing else that could be construed offensive, would the editor have run the ad? Who decides what Is alright to print and what Is not? Who.ts responsible to protect the across state public from nonCOnfO~ thought? Is this 1989 "1984"? . As long as the partyJ volved Is willing to take heat for stating the sub matter that they print, are guaranteed the right to just that In the United S The target audience for ad campaign was obvl white males ages 18-23. of them are not even of I drinking age In the slates were being adverllsed. too Is -unethical, yet Is s how overlooked. The op stated and the angle thO' was coming from was Iy out of the locker room, I commend MIller B cmpany for taking res Ity for their actions. I s See·Miller, page 4 EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron ..., Editor-in-Chief Kellie Paccagnella News Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor Jeff Reddick Ass!. Sports Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Mk:helle Gaal. Asst. Photc Editor Stu Aubner ; : Advisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins Business Manager Brad Behling Advertising Representative John Marter - Distribution Manager . GENERALSTAFF David ~oyd, .Dave D~bish. Christine Dejno, Abu Hessem, Felix Konklin, Sharon Krause, Mario L~m~iux, Jeff Lewis, Dawn Mailand, Chuck Might. Vickie Pundsack, Scott Singer, Louie Tenore, Bill Topper, Rob Twardy. Daniel Vallin. . Ranger is wmten a~d edit~d by students of·UW-Parkside. who are solely responsible for its editol'ial and · cy and content. It IS published every Thursday during the academic year except over breaks . days. , . letters to the ~jtor \Nill.be accepted only if they are typed. double-spaced and 350 words ~r less. letters must be Signed, With a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be held upon request. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or de- famatory.. \. Deadline for all letters, and classified ads, is Monday at 10 a.m, for publication Thursday. All correspondencs should be addressed to: Ranger. UW,Parl<side. Box 2000. Ke. nosha WI 53141. Telephone 414/55J.2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (AdvertisIng). rcB Banquet to be held The Second Annual "TCB RecognitionBanquet" will be heldat parkBlde Thursday, April 27. . Morethan 49 students. of colorwill be honored for their academic achievement and presentedwith awards. Also honoredwtIl be 25 graduating seniors. The event will be h.eld at 6:30 p.m, in Parkslde's Galbralth RoOm, located on the third fioor of the Wyllie LI. bl'lll'Y Learntng Center; A cash bar at 5:30 .m, will precede the dinner. The program Is sponsored by Parkslde's. Center for Educational and Cultural Ad vancement. Cost of the ban' quet Is $10 per person and $5 for children under five of age. years Mary Jane Hemand ministrator f ez. ad. s o Personnel e~vlces for the Racine Unified School District W!Il ~ve '. the keynote address AChl~,vtng Academic Excel_ lence. The Rev. Mack Davis of Second Missionary Baptist Church, Racine, wlll gtve the . invocation. For more information, call the Center for Educatlonal and Cultural Advancement at 553-2111,' , MBAopen house to be held Admissionrequirements and programs of study forthose interested in a msster's degree in business administration (MBA) Willbe discussed during an Open House at Parkside Monday, Mayl. . An informational meeting to learn how Parkside's MBA program can help individu· als attain "personal and business career goals will b~ held at 7 p.m. in Room 104 of Parkside's Union. Business faculty, staff and other MBA students will be avallable to answer questions about academic programs uniquely designed for the working adult. . For more information on Parkside's MBA Open House, call 553- 2046between 8 a.m. and 4 p.m., Monday through Friday. . Ranger Thursday, Apr. 27, 1989 3 UW-P to host upcoming Cinco de Mayo festivities During the first three days ?f May Parkslde W!Il be host. mg a variety of activities in recogniton of the Mexican hOliday, CInco de Mayo. CInco de Mayo represents the anniversary of the 1892 battle of Pueblo In which Mexican forces defeated French invaders. The three·day celebratlon W!Il begin with a reception hosted by Chancellor SheUa Kaplan on May 3. The recep- .tlon will be held from 5-6 p.m. In Parkslde's Union Bazaar and Is free and open to the pubnc. At 6 p.m. Anna Munoz, chairperson of the CInco de Mayo commlltee, W!Il gtve a presentation outllnlng the his· tory ,and impact of CInco de Mayo on today's Mexican commUnIty entitled. "CInco de Mayo-The History." Ai· terwards there W!Il be a presentatlon given by Jose Mar· tlnez, principal at Lincoln Jr. High School, entitled, "CInco de Mayo-The Present." Following the presentations there W!Il be a fllm entitled, "EI Norte;" in the Union CInema. The fllm hlghllghts the struggles of a Guatemalan famUy's move to the U.S., and will be shown at 6: 30 p.m. and again at 6 p.m. on Thursday, May 4. The fllm Is free and open to the public. On all three days there W!Il WakefieldlPazera take PASA helm by KelUe Paccagne1l& News Editor The ParkBlde Adult Student A1llance(PABA) has a new president, Kathy Wakefield. Wakefield Is a sophomore majoring In sociology. She ran unopposed for the posl. tion and W!Il assume the dutiesof president as of May 1. Rick Pazera, also a sophomore, has been appointed to theposition of vice-president. According to Wakefield, PASA Is an organization Which Is designed to give moral support to non-tradl· tional students. "When I first came back to school, I was very nerVous and unsure of myself. I came in here- (PAS.A)and got moral slip· POrt: lr lot of the people here had been through the same problems I was going through, and they showed me that I could succeed at Parkside," Wakefield stated. Both Wakefield and Pazera Kathy Wakefield· have goals set for PASA's up- . year "There are so commg . I t dents many non-tradltlona s u 't here at parkslde that dond even know P ASA exIsts; an , we want to become more In· volved with the other student organizations 80 that these non.trad students reallze that we are here," Wakefield said. According to pazera one program he hopes to get started Is called the "buddy system." This would tnvolve members of PABA "hitching up" with Incomlng non·tradl· tlonal students. Each PASA member would then help a designated incoming non· traditional student through their flrst semester at Parkside. Wakefield also plans to implement a schedule of monthly seminars. These seminars would be related to problems that generally occur with non·traditlonal students. Current and timely Issues of concern to non·tradl· tlonal students would be ad· dressed In an attempt to better faclUtate the needs of nontraditional students. 1(e994e t)4_ee koO,o FRIDAY NICHT, APRIL 28 1:3()PM UNiON SQUAR£ be a "cultural bazaar" held on the Union Bridge from 10 a.rn. to 2 p.m. The bazaar W!Il feature the works of Parkslde art students as well as a variety of other Latino arts and crafts. On May 6 at S:30 p.m. there wlll be a dance In the Union Square. Admluion ill $2.00 for everyone. AU of the CInco de Mayo eve.nts are sponsored by the AU campus Events Committee. CCe.'OelKoye. 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Marquette University, and others), all in support of our positions. Sincerely, Jay Lewandowski PSGA President It Is very interesting to me that the oniy people I have heard from In support of WSA are from Madison. At this time I have heard from many students throughtout the system (Le, UW·Plattev1lle, USLaCrosse! UW·Oshkosh, UWGreen Bay, carthage COllege, cc: United Oounctl Student Government Presidents Chancellor Sheila Kaplan UW·Madison Student Assoclatlon . Badger Herald UW·Madison cardinal Ranger ..... MIller Brewing COmpany Ad Dept. EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL SERVICES, INC ••• provides a variety of services including: Consulting and proofreading of resumes and cover letters. Quality typesetting and disc storage capacaity, which enables the customer to put their resume and cover letter on file and then retrieve and adjust to each specific company. Term papers and dissertations according to the APA guidelines. 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This concert comedian is a must see as he is currently the hottest, and hardest to book entertainer on the college circuit. Then. Michelle Deede will be presenting to you the ultlmate PAB gameshow productlon of "The Wheel Of Fortune" hosted by Erica Wernecke as Vanna White, and Chuck Petrach as Pat Saj8.k. Get set for this one, because It will be done with a mass audience contestant approach! Later in the evening, Diane Thygeson, Schedule COordinator, has arranged for Rich Cleven and "The Ohampions" to perform their award winning lipsync verslon of ? (It's unbelievable, YOU'llsee!) 'Finally, Friday night Is to be concluded with the all-time favorite Parkslde band, "The Cheeters!" This band from .Madison will make you dance like never before to your favorite top 40 covers (Heart, Rolling Stones, Bon Jovl, The Bangles) and their innovative originals like no other band can! . Friday night Is over, but lIThe End" 1s far from over because the ..partyfng continTIIAT WAS TIIRN." TillS IS NOW .•• ......,., .... DO...,•• [JUDAY. MAY 12I1l ~ - SATURDAY, MAY 13TH tKUfa...r..oLJaLUlI" .''1",0 O. SI!GIf'V'''!G' .u.L.A v.u.....u.. '" . 1ltL...WU.QJL.JJ· ...• !10M DPSr ues all day and night Saturday! Marie Boris and Franca Savagllo have collaborated to present "Saturday At The Park (Parkslde)," which is an afternoon of good times (softball, sack races, water ballon tosses) to be held on campus and not at Petrifying Springs as originally planned, "Saturday at the Park begins at 11 a.m., Bring your own brats, burgers, hot dogs, etc, and PAB will cook them up for you. Also on Saturday, there will be a free showing of the classic movie musical, "Grease" at 2. 'p.m. in the Union Sqaure. These Saturday afternoon events are UW-PARI(SIDE MBA OPEN HOUSE MONDAY, MAY 1 AT 7 P.M. PA~KSIDE UNION, ROOM 104 • ATTEND THIS INFORMATIONAL MEETING TO LEARN HOW UW~ PARKSIDE'S MBA PROGRAM MAY MEET YOUR NEEDS. • MEET AND TALK TO FACULTY MEMBERS AND STUDENTS ABOUT THE PROGRAM. . • L~ARN HOW OUR PROGRAM IS DESIGNED TO MEET THE NEEDS OF PEOPL/: WORKING FULL-TIME; • ALL UNDERGRADUATE MAJORS ARE' INVITED. . . PLEASE CALL 414-553-2046 FOR MORE INFORMATION BETWEEN 8 A.M. AND4 P.M. MqNDAY, THROUGH FRIDAY., open to anyone! (any f_ or friends), After all .~ don't miss the 5:30 door08; Ing time and a major eYlli still In the planning stages, Then, the band you ~ quested begins at 6:30 p; The progressive dance of "The Untrained La covering artists like TIle kees, REM, UZ. and back by popular de Following their perlo and throughout the eve will be the presentatioJi games and contests like first ever Pinata' in ~ Square, the hula hoop, a4 the return of the limbo! The final explosion of '''1lII End" will be sure to * your mind! Do not clean, powerful rock 'n sound of European reee artist Warp Drive cove artists such as Davtd Cheap Trick and TIle and performing their brand of originals into morning. Flanlly, don't the grand finale prodU by Michelle Deede! Tickets as well as tare available at the Unl formation center. Stud Ifaculty Istaft and al may purchase tickets .evening for $4.00 or a end pass for $6.00. a Ing Serilors may p. their weekend pass for $5.oo! Guests are liml three per Parkside and must be accompanl a student. Guests must least 21 years of age ( will be checked at the Tickets for guests are per evening or $8.00 weekend pass. Rerne "The End" isn't like other event, as events s 5:30 p.m. with musical talnment starting at 6:30, each evening. The 'weekend wtll: feature cooked brats, burgers, dogs, etc. Responsible ~g Is strongly ._enco~ , ..... pres. of by Scott Singer At the recent University 1llJIIIldtabiemeeting on April 24 a presentation was given bY Chal'les W. Bray, presidentof the Johnson Foudnauon.Thts presentation, ent!- Ued"The JO,hnson FoundauonWingspread Fellows Progrant: History and Goals," wasa diScussion of the Wing. spreadprogram directed to the faculty present by Bray andthe four Wingspread F'ellows. Foundation addresses Ranger Thul$day, ArK. 27.1989 5 University Roundtable Johnson The Foundation, estabIishedby H.F. Johnson in 1958. joins forces with other not.for-profltorganizattons to convene conferences on Issuesthat are deemed Imporlantby Its Board of Trustees,or by prtvate request. These conferences are held at Wingspread in Racine whicbwas once the prtvat~ homeof H.F. Johnson's famtly. Last year 89 conferences wereheld in the building, designed by Frank Lloyd Wright.At these conferences peoplefrom around the country come to discuss with their peers on the topic being presented. " , 'At these conferences the participants "think about problemathat have real outcomes," Bray said. ~Theconferences also serve as .. an Incubstar for Ideaa. People can test their Ideas" on their colleagues and reform 'them. Bray said. Bray also satd, "We (Wingspread) e,qst on the premise that Ideas have' consequences. Ideas are terri· blypotent things." These participants, ,all ex· pertsIn one way or another in tile field. are not alone. Often ttmes eollege students join tIlem. These students. the Fellows. are from colleges around the nation. The Fellows. 43 of them last year from 13 colleges. are tIlereto learn and observe as lhose aswellto participate. Among ..... 43 Fellows. four are .."m Parkslde. B At the Roundtable meeting. ray dlacussed much of the put accompUshments and fu· A toret goaIs of the Foundation. the conferences. "the Fe!· , ;~ Charles Bray. president of the Johnson Foundatlon~ by ...... _- lows make a good contrtbu- .tton because they come in to the room unaffected by ideas of their own that are set in stone," Bray said. HFre. quently they ask 'Why?'" The four Fellows. all senlars. were given the opportu·· nity to tell the group how they felt about there experiences s a Fellow. Rosemarie Cucuna· to, a Language in International Studies major. said at first .she "didn't know what to exr,ed" from the program. But, since going to the Wingspread conferences I have had many opportunities" to use what was talked about at the conferences. Cucunato also felt she benefitted from getting to know the delegates at the confemces. One particular example she _noted was a woman lawyer working for the Ohio state government. "We were talking about life expert· ences, good and bad. Then she stopped for a minute, smiled and said, 'No matter what goals in life or what you achieve, always remember who you are and the oppor· "twl1tles you've been given,''' Ellen Habeck. a communi, cations major, said, Ifl can honestly say that without the' Wingspread program 1 wo~; Idn.t be where 1 am nOW, She attrtbuted her success in school and preparation for post.college life to the program. LIke the other Fellows. Habeck said that her firSt positive expertence was the letter she received notifying her that she was accepted "It showed that somebody who 1 respected. thought 1 had potenlla1 that 1 wouldn't have dreamed of assigning to myself." "I was at first very critical of it." siad Rebecca Uanas. "Once you go there you rearlze how hard It Is to Implement a poilcy and find out what the problem is," said Llanas. Llanas was very aware of the process that occurred at the conferences. She commented that the Idea that Is stsrted with, however worthy, will not aiways coin· clde with the final results. "It seems impossible that there Is not an organiZation like this In every major clty," Llanas said. Just as the others involved In the program held high regard for the Foudnatlon and Its programa. LIanaa did also. "It's really a great program and 1 - everybody could have a chance." A physchology and political science major. Jody Petry· kowsk! was pleased that BIle was nominated to be a Fel· low, but she had to uII. "What IS a Fellow?" After learning about being a fellow and participating In confer· ences, Petrykowskl was. "surprtsed that people wanted to knoW what our oplonlons were. " Petrykowskl felt that It was Ensemble concert scheduled for May 4 Dennie Najoorri, associate PrinCipal trumpet of the :MIl. =kee Symphony Orchestra. be the guest artist at theParkslde Wind Ensemble Concert Thursday. May 4. ,8 The concert will be held at m P·m. In Parkslde's com· m:::'ICation Arts Theatre. AdPUb~on is $4 for the gen",ral c and $2 for senior cltl· zens and Parkslde students. faculty and staff. The performance Is the fins! concert of the 1988-89Wind Erlsemble s.eries. N 'ajOOm and the 4O-member rl nn "COn· ensemble wUI pe a t and certlno for TrUmt'ali Band" by Martin man. the ~nsemble alSO will ,per. form "symphony No.3, by Vlttorto Gtanninl; "Suite fo~ 10 Winds," 1>yJean Slbelu1B:. and "Ma8Cluuade Ov..rt....... by carl NleillOn. In'addlUon to his work with the MIlwaukee Symphony Orchestra, NajOOm performs regularly with the MIlwaukee Chamber Orchestra and Is a member of the Gelzen trum· pet Advlstory Board. "kinds neat to talk to people you read about in the paper. They sre real people too which is kinds neat to find out.'· Petrykowsld also com. mented that she "would recommend the program to everyone." Dr. WlIlIe CurtIs, who ill the faculty advtsor also contrtbuted to the discussion. Curtis will not be with the program or the University next year, as he is movtng on to another job opportunity In MInnesota. CurtIs has been the pivot in working with the students who have been nominated by the facuIty to be Fellows. He has composed a strict list of quallftcations., two of which are having a minimum of 3.0 GPA and a willlngness to partlclpate. Although quallflcaUon for the program Is tough. Curtis commented that he finds Hstudenta far exceed the crtterta." Curtis said "It·s the students program. not mine. I've been very pleased .•.I'm genoa mlM It." Bray prs.laed CUrtiB for his work. asylng. "He has made a difference (In the program)." The Wlnppread Foundation Bray can 8f>em· Ingly be best and quickly summlzed by Bray'. comment. "It's a tun place to be Lf you want to bring Ideu and actlon together:' • COLLEGE IS TOUGH ENOUGH. Shouldn't you make It easi er by "'arnrng those programs that make your aSSlgn"",nts GRADE A material? One-OnOne rnstruenon, fleXIble schedules, canP_AI ••lIeerrlrrllclck ........ C ..... r ~aMF.RJUCK g BUSINESS CF~VIi:R ~ A~01"""eo-«cnea. kfor furtlter Info; ........., . Do You Know Which Books You Need For Next Semester? LET US KNOW! EXCHANGE Now You Have a Choice! Located In The PSGA Office The Parkslde Wind Ensem- WLLC D-139A. 553-2244 ble is directed by Mark Eichner, associate professor of ... ----------------------~ music. - �ding ovati'!n... • _ Afunny thmg IS happening inthe CART theater ' antics would have made for a much stronger and believable performance. In the same /way. performances by Tracy - Kreuser and Katy Lynn O'Brien as the young lovers seemed weak. It seemed to obvious to this reviewer that they were relying too much on their hidden microphones and not enough on the enjoy, ment of a theatre that has wonderful accoustics. I was also often annoyed with the use of the dramatic aside, or rather, I should say the abuse of blocking that found the actors directly facing the audience so that when they were giving an aside, a feature of this classic show it wasn't as obvious as it CO~ld ,,:ave been and therefore, at bmes, not as funny as it should have been. In part, I think this was because of the lack of variance in acting areas in the set. Although there could have been many opportunities for this with the use of platforms, they, unfortunately were all behind the main set pieces and consequently only useable for entrances and exits. Allin all, the show deserves the standing ovations that It Is getting. The overall picture Is of a large cast having a great deal of fun presenting a wonderful show. For those of us who have been on stage, we know that what looks like fun to the audienc.e Is, in fact, very hard work that really only becomes fun when the full cast finally takes a much deserved company front bow. Performances for the show this Friday and Saturday night are not completely sold out and tickets can be purchased at the door prior to the eight o'clock curtain. If 'you're looking for an enjoyable evening of laughs an~ memorable music. then don t miss this show. Ranger Thursday, Apr. 27, 19897 "". CI ."",~ assl Ie S...."",,,.,..., 8f8 d LOST & FOUND LOST: "rntre to Lit" small bla k perback, reward offered. U cfoJ:ci please contact Jerry at 654-9580 LOST: Calculus & Analytic G~metry ~~. D-l level of Greenqulst. Call . FOR SALE LIGHTED BEER signs u.$6 ea Slrohs, Old Style, Korbel. 'Phone atte; 4 p.m. Jim at 6M.71577 FAIRLY NEW Queen size waterbed wIheadboard.free float. Call Jo~ (414 )634.5999. $200.00 wJsheets & ptllow cases. . WANTED P~T·TIME eetau liquor store. West Racine apply In person 918West Blvd. ONE MALE Ferret to mate With my female. Owner can have pick at litter Call 553·2244. Ask for Jay. • PERSONALS BERT·DID you 0.0. on 'poprocks' or run lnto a pier while waterskllng? SCbOTER- GIDGE tells me that you make a great human pretzel good luck "Mr. Salty" HEY SQUIDr When the lights go on make sure you're not in the boof! We loved it though! Come over & bring a bottle! Wear your winter coat! r--------------------------., DOUG . HOLES in afghans don't cover much! Let's play again some. time! . The wances SHELLE - THAT tongue acUon Is really getting crazy! You better watch yourself! TO THE one they call "Buff." Thank you, for being such a pal in my We. you're a true Honey. The Ad Rep. ro JAY Lewandowski: Prepare yourself for your own Oontre-rran Scandal . The unknown Ollie North. IS IT Pat Dolf, Dort, or DORK! TO IVAN Jr. and Bison Jr. llove you! signed ...Nancy and Sid. too. TIM AND LIZ. congratulations on your engagement! -your maid of Honor CHll.J.. BABY you'll get yours soon. TO THElndiana men - We "Wanda" have a party! Your place or ours? Bring the Lucky C'harms! - Wandas BEN - QUALITY not quantity. Steve AMlGOS: ROAD trip - Road Trip - Road Trip! !! • Surf Man AMlGOS • UVESTOCK - Livestock - . Livestock. (Neveragaln)! PAD EXEC.COUNCB. '89 • '90 Good luck and have fun!! JAMBO . GETDown on your knees and beg for that 5 dollars BUFF . CLOTHES are a thing or the past. Don't wear any. You . me - Gidge Menage' a trios . Scooter PARTY? WHERE! Funeral home! Don't be a sWf come on down 1 enjoyed playlng naked twister. - SCooter GIDGET. BUT apricot not lemon nevored panties. Scooter and Brad. DON'T LIKE me? Ask me what 1 think of you! - Denise "HAWK· ARE you hot and bOthered or cooUngdown'! PARKSIDE STUDENTS - No limit on number of classlfieds for the last issue, but sign your name and student ID number (your SSN). FREEDOM OF EXPRESSIO HAS ITS BO . D The "classlfleds" of any student newspaper are a tradl. tion. No where but in the classitieds does freedom of expression abound as it does. And while some are more "off coior" than others. the classllieds remain the sole vehJcle through whlch students and others can have fun with one another In a editorially uncomplicated way. Everything that gets published Is the Editor's responsl. bility and there can be no acceptable excuse for allowing something to be pUblished that shouldn't have been. ThIngs got out of hand In last week's RANGER when a classified Item was published whlch shouldn't have been • an ad whlch used the nsmes of two lndlvlduala and con. talned a very inappropriate message. WhIle a public apology erter-tae.taer can't fully ccmpensate for the fact that the ad Should never have appeared In the first place, the RA.'iGER does want to apologUe to Geraldine M. and Curt for allowing the ad to be printed, The Editor wishes to assure them and other readers that classified ads will be reviewed more carefully In the fU. ture to preclude individuals and the RA: 'GEB Itself from being embarrassed. 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Call ',' CAPT.INKMANN 414·291·9475 COLLECT THE OUAUTY GOES IN DEFORE TIlE .w.tC GOES ou 6 Thursday, Apr. 27, 1989 Ranger isn't •••""', ....J"t: When you party, remember to... ll'Ia laY a CGlIl1InlI IrIlIl t8 10. Guests: 1. Knowyourlimit-stay\\ithinit. 2. Know what youre drinking. 3. Designate a non-drinking dmer, 4. Don't let a friend drive drunk. 5. Call a cab if you'renot soberor not sure. Hosts: 6. Serve plenty offood. 7. Be responsible forfriends' safety. 8. Stop sening alcohol as the party winds dO\\TI. 9. Help a problem drinker by offering your support. 10. Sci a good example. *""*•"" :ii' ~ BEER DRINKERS * ~"" OF AMERICA PARTY-SMART ISO l'JU1arino Ave., Suite 190, Costa Mesa, Ci\ 92626 1·llOO-441·2337 Life's a beach, except when it by Stu Rubner Director of Counseling & Testing "You have to make the decision as to which way to go on this one. I can't hang around with you 24 hours a day to coach you during the time leading up to your making the decision, and I probably won't be With you at the moment your decision becomes action. My only advice is that you should give some thought to the various outcomes that could occur as a result of your' decision and keep those outcomes in mind as you act." Sjnce you asked ... The Counselor's Corner by Stu Rubner Many a student has heard me say something like this as we discussed an issue of importance to them. I try to bring to light as many issues as possible surrounding a decision and without sounding "preachy" try to get them to consider the implications of various courses of action. If pressed to give my recommendation as to which way to go, I'll do so. But in the end the final decision as to which way to go still rests with them. As a counselor I'm here to help a student through the declslon-making process. And should the outcome of the decision not be what was expected, or if It was inappropriate decision to begin with, I'm stl1l here to help the student. Sometimes I feel confident about the direction in which a student is headed. Sometimes, despite what I believe is pretty good counselor advice from me, I can only hope that at least some of what Isaid is taken into consideration. We all know someone who would have been much better Are you graduating or leaving school? Do you have outstanding student loans? - If so, you should attend our workshop on student loan management. It will help you better understand your student debt and what options are available to you. / WHEN= TIME= WHERE= MAY 3, 1989 1:00 P.M. UNION 104 Sponsored by the Financial Aid Office. off today if only they had thought about they were about to do before they acted - and, to fact, let that forethought influence their behavior. Unfortunately for some, life Is just the opposite of what happens in school: the test comes flrst and the lesson afierwards. And It all looks SO obvious afler-the-fact, with "if only I had or hadn't done such and such" a common cry. The following statement from the parents of a Parkside student arrived in the counseling office this week. "Life is a Beach" Ends in Tragedy' As children and young adults, most of us have experl. enced carefree times when we "lived for today" and did . things that as adults we would no longer do. I guess experience, time, maturity and responsibility cause many 0/ us to deal with life on a different level. Not that, at times, we don't envy the c:arefree spirit and excitement Of youth; but it's just that Me has ta.ught us too many lessons. We no longer care to take the risk to ourselves or oth:ers. This recently happened to our son, David. David had always been a bright, friendly, spirited person. He had many friends and. wa~well liked by most who knew him. He was a loving son, deeply loved by h.~ parents. na"", has been a source. of great joy, but also great anguish.Hit. kind, loving, imaginati,:e spirit thrilled us, but his care. free, Iive·for·today att.twi.e broug~t us much turmoil, David considered our cautume on life as lectures. Ht'; 30 often had to learn through his experiences. At 80mePoAII we had to let go, let him take control Of his life. 111 prayed that maturity and ti sense of responsibility take oeer, Unfortunately for David his "life is a beach" attl took a tragic turn. On March 14, 1989 David was invol in a' car accident. He had been drinking. He not onlylil jured himself, but another innocent victim, Alcohol become a common part of his social life. It has taken toll. David has been in'a coma for five weeks. He suffered serious head injury and has been having seizures lor t last four weeks. Should he .-ecover he will face mpnt possibly years, of rehabilitation depending upon the verity of his injury. At the least; he /will be on s medication for years, possibly for life. It is our hope that others, young and old, wilileam his experience. He has paid a high price, but then, choice was his. We love him dearly and pray for recovery, but also that others will come to under~tand fore it is too late. Parents of David B. Maybe this letter from David's parents will encoura someone to think ab"!'t the consequences of their bella before they act. I never met David, therefore never chance to tolk with him. I wish I had. ,--v-- PAS."...- THAT ..... STIlE ~~ .................. 10.-< THIS IS NO ~ _.THEEND -,-:)" 1989 d,-;\ ... 1/1 I FRID AY, MAy 12TH ~AulVeIlItft '·V Mn"" u....,. ,.. __ na"... ., NIttI__ ,. a_ AfT H'" .t'! U Tar "S19S "rOt.'DOY '!lr AY·GOOMBA PIZZA QUICKSTOP VID PIZZA SPECIAL $3.00 OFF PIZZA DELIVERED $4.00 OFF PIZZA PICKED-UP DELIVERY OF PIZZA AND VIDEOS IS F TO THE PARKSIDE CAMPUS. SPECIAL I'IUNS FROM MON. THRU THUR ONLY. Ranger Thursday, Apr. 27, 19899 • Dormantoffense ,awakens at Carroll Jeff Reddick tack scoring in every Innin AsSt. Sports Editor except the second and wa~ ~~~t innings. The game was supported by fresh g for four Innings With Catcher DOnnie Keller :ha~ Parkslde leading ~-2 but that I Tuesday the Ranger went . three for four 0 margm was Widened thanks La,' baseball team took to scored four runs. Other ~~ to S,arr?ll in the Rangers half men sroad for a meeting ting stars for Parkslde Were ~ e fifth. The first live bat- ~~;nst the Carroll College Armand Bonofogilo three f r rs all smgled and thanks to lSli---ers The doubleheader four, with three RBIs and °a several. throwing errors and Plone d' the Rangers break- homerun, and Jack Rlebsadel wild Pitches the Rangers feaU: of a hitting slump as two for four with a home opened up an 11·2 lead as iJ\!y scoredtwo lopsided vtc- and four RB'rs run eleven men stepped to the the th day a 13 6 win Th .... plate In the Inning. With the torleson e , -.. e winning Pitcher was game well In hand Jeff Fen. the fIrStgame and a SlX in- Jeff Lemmermann who rick Who pitched a fine game ~ 18·2victory In the night. raised hts record to 2-1 on the was pulled and replaced for c&InPtheopener, Parkside had year. ' Konczal who finished up the th last inning. Parkslde rounded tourteen hits including ree The second game featured out the scoring In the sixth doublesand two round trip. sloppy play by the home Pte- scoring a run each on Hall pe" The most exciting stat neers Who committed five and Stan Diedrich singles tor torthe coaching staff had to errors In the nightcap and the flna! 13-2 margin. The hitbe thStthe sometimes anemt- served up some very h1ttable ling star for the second game ac offenseonly stranded five pitching for the Rangers as Was Jeff Retkowski who went of elghleenbaserunner~. The they used four pitchers none three for four With four RBIs Rangers used a balanced at- of which made It more than and three runs scored. I"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIi'1111111111111 Peterson qualifies in track Jeff Reddick Assi. Sports Editor • This past Satl,lrday the Parkslde track program quaUfledanother runner for the NAIA National meet In loIay. Senior Dan Peterson qua1WedIn the 3000m steeplechaae with a time of 9: 14.95 while finishing second at the IoIadlalonOpen Track and FIeld Meet. Mike Nelson fin· IsIIed Srd In the 5000m with a 111:21.9 as the only. other Parksldehighlight of the day. Review sessions offered in math Starting May 2 there will be several opportunities for students to get additional help before their math finals. Review for math finals will begin on Tuesday, May 2, 10 to 11:30 a.m, This session will focus on math 112, College Al· gebra. On Thursday, May 4, at 9 to 10:30 a.m., there will be a review given for students takIng the math 015, Elementary Algebra. final. Review for math 016, Intermediate Alge. bra, will take place on Thurs· day, May 4, at 11 a.m. to 12: SO p.m. The final review session will take place on Thursday. May 4, at 4:SO to 6 p.m. ThIs review will include most levels, -1~-112. There will be three to four professors at each review seaslon. professors Nlce,Plnnow. and Wldup will have review worksheets for students. All math final reviews will be held In the WLLC niso. No reservations are needed and there is no fee. JELLO WRESTLING 1:00 p.m. Wednesday, May 3, 1989 , on the UNION PAD (outside) Brought to you by the recreation committee of PAS Parks ide Activities Board PAS M ·W·F 8:30·4:30 T·m 10:00-7:00 GRAND OPENING PLASMA CENTER of KENOSHA MAY 1ST THRU MAY 5TH FREE GIFT WITH DONATION FREE COCA· COLA AND BALLOONS FREE DRAWING EACH DAY CLOCK RADIO, BOOM BOXES, WALKMANS GRAND PRIZE WILL BE DRAWN 0 FRIDAY MAY 5TH VCR-WITH REMOTE CONTROL DRAWING DAILY AT 3 p.m. PLASMA CENTER OF KENOSHA 6212-22NDAVE. 654-1366 EVERYONE WELCOMEr Check our checking! We'll get right to the point. ECU checking is low-cost and has high interest ... plus TYME, Touch-Tone Teller (Telephone Banking) and Pay Mate biUpaying. Sharpen your pencil and sign up now! Sen>lng VWP EmplolH!u and Students Tallent Hall, Room 286 Mon ·Fri 10-3 553·2150 Ron's Place Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2 for 1, 12-4 p.m. TUesdays: "South of the Border Day" Margarltas Plna Coladas orsamstctes $1.50 open Mon·Sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 330152nd Kenosha,W. 657-4455 10 ThuradaY. Apr. 27.1989 Ranger 2 Ali-AmerIca Successful season for wrestlers produces Special to _ RaDser The Ranger wrestllng team held Its annual wrestlJng awards banquet last Sunday. Awards were given and seaBOnhighlights were rehashed. The Ranger wresUers have had a very successful 1985-89 season as they finished with an 11-2 dual record and extended their win streak against WI8consIn opponents to 37 In a row. Two Ransers, Ted Price and Scott Stephen. son. earned All·American honora. Here ant 80me of the Indl· vidual highlights of the 1988· 89 wrestlJng seaaon: Steve Sbrda--FreehmaD. 1llO ..... Steve joined the team In J Muary after apendlng four years In the Navy. After a slow 0-3 starI, he won the UW.Eau Clalre invitational. Within a couple of days. a hand Injury ended his season at 4-3. Rob Fo" ..FreehmaD, 18'11be. Rob posted a 13-11 record with runner-up finishes In three tournaments. Unfortu· nately, he had to wrestle teammate Price In two of the three finals. One of Fox's vtctortes was over WSU Confer· ence Champion. ChrIs campion of UW -Oshkosh. Iloott wessley-·Fres\lJnan, 190tbe. Scott had a season record of 29-15. HIs 29 wtns was the flfth highest on the team and the third most ever by a Parkslde freshman. Scott won the uw-Stevens Point Open, and was the runner-up In the Wisconsin Colleglste Cham· plonshlps. He al80 qual1fted to wrestle In the NAJA Natlon· ats. but lost to the champion and fourth place finisher. Steve Robrer·-8eD\or. 1M lbe. steve was the only senior on the team, but injuries prevented him trom making much of a contribution. He finished with a 7-7 record. Kevln TremeUln«·- Sophomore. Heavyweight Kevin had a season record of 24-17,but injuries also prevented him trom having the Footwear for: • Running • Soccer • Tennis • Racquetball • Aerobic • Basketball Dance • Volleyball Footwear by: • Etonic • Tiger • Adidas • Rocksport • Pony • Saucony • Nike • Bata • Converse • Reebok • New Balance • Treturn • Brooks .- Le Cog Sportif , 150/0 OFFwith this ad I 5200 WASHINGTON AVE. WASHINGTON SQUARE RACINE, WISCONSIN PHONE: 632-4699 Hours: Daily 10-8; Sat. 1Q.5; Sun. 12-4 type of season he was capable of. He did win two matches at the NAlA NationalS. and was selected to the NAlA District 14 First Team. Scott Stepbenson ..Sophomore, 158 Ibs. Scott highlighted his season by placing seventh and earnIng AlI.American honors at the NAlA Nationals. He finIshed the season with a 12-8 record and was one of four Parkslde wrestlera to be selected to the NAlA District 14 First Team. TIm WbIt1ng..sopbomore, lIZ IbB. Tim was selected by his teammates as the Most 1m· proved Wrestler on the team. ms season record was 34-14, compared to a 10·11·1 mark as a freshman. Tim reached the finals of five tourna· rnents, earning champion·, ships In the UW·Whltewater Invite. the Parkslde Wlscon· sin Collegiate ChampionshipS, and the UW-Eau Claire rnvtte. One of ,Tim's regular season victories was over Alan Beany. the NCAA UNa· tional Runner·up from Ash· land College. Tim was also a quarterflnallst at the NAJA ,Nationals, but loss of the Champion and the third place finishes prevented him from earning All-American honors. He was selected to the NAlA District 14 Second Team. and Is a leading candidate for the NCAA U AU-Academic Wres· tllng Team, carrying a 3.58 GPA. John Karl ..Junior, 150IbB. John finished the season 'with a 29-15 record. Almost half of John's losses were by one point. including the championship bouts In the Whitewater Invite, the Whea· ton Invite, and the Eau Claire Invite. John was also one point short of earning All· American honors at the NAJA Nationals, as he dripped a 4·3 decision after wInnlng two bouts. John was selected to the NAIA District 14 Second Team. Mark Hemauer ..Junior. 1711bs. ' Mark posted a- season reo cord of 33-9, including championshiPS In the Stevens Point open the Whitewater invite, and the Wisconsin Collegiate Championships. Mark also reached the finals of the Mid· west Classic and the Wheaton College Invite. Mark was selected to the NAlA District 14 First ,Team, and qualified for the NCAA U National cnampionships, but late season ankle and knee injuries nampered him from earning All· American honors as he did as a sophomore. His ·122 takedowns during the season was second only to Price's 185, and his 311 career takedowns alsO places him second behind Price. Arthur Demerath ..Junior, 1261bB. Arthur posted a 38·11 season record, including championshipS In four tournaments (Stevens point. Whitewater. Wisconsin Collegiate, and Eau Claire). Arthur qualified for the NCAA U Nationals. but an 8·6 loss In his third match prevented him from earning All-American status. He was selected to the N4lA .District 14 Second Team, and was the team leader In pins with 22. He was presented with the Dan Hall Memorial Plnners Award; and posted the second most pins in a sin· gle season by any Parkslde wrestler. His career total of 47 places him only four off the school record of 51 held by Dan Hall. ' Ted Pl1ce·.Junior. 18'11bs. Ted's 1988-89 season was perhaps the finest ever by a -Parkside wrestler. He earned just about every honor possi. ble. His 48·6 season record ties the Parkslde record for the most' wins In a season. HIs NCAA U National Cham· plonship was the first for a arkside wrestler In ten FRONT ROW (l TO Rj:Arth 19118-89UW.PARKSIDE·WRESTlING TEAM ~:~~IE~W (l TO R): eoa'::~=~ ~':IS DUCheM~, Jeff Burdette, Steve Rohrer• ..- BACK Row (sta l nt Coach Todd Yde. and A8SlSlaslantnteoeoechTony Azarlan, Tim y'!hl\lnll, JoIUl W TO R): TecI Price Mark ach Bob Grune. essley. • Hemaue., Scolt Stephenson, Rob Fox, Kevin T Hitting outage leaves R . TheRaIIger baseball team d!O~d four straight games IJSl Friday and Saturday, loos!JIgtwo to Concordia and twO to NE·D1inoIS. AglllnStthe Falcons of Concordla, the Rangers fell be, hindearly in game one and never recovered. Ranger starterJeff Konczal was the ~ctllllof four Parkslde defenslveerrors which helped the Falconsto a 5·2 advantage In thefourth. AfterConcordia .stretched Its lead to 7-2, the Rangers Jlll\dethings interesting with thr" runs in the sixth. With thescore7·5 in the seventh, the RaIIgers again rallied. KenNeese and Jeff Relkow- . ski each singled to open the InJl1ng. Parkslde then gambledandlost as an attempted doublesteal saw Neese get. ting tossedout at third to set backthe rally. Still, Ron Wilke singled to put runners at t1ie corners with one alit. Stan Diedrich followedwith an Infield single thIt turned out to be more of e same in game one on Sat- ~~da~ against Northeaslern ino s. Steve Leonhard started on the hill for the Rangers, and he allowed only o~e unearned run in six in. rungs of work. The Rangers hitters, however, could manage only one run through the first six innings as wasted opportunities resulted In six stranded . ners. run In the seventh with the score locked up at one, Leon. hard was chased out of the game by three Northeastern singles which put them up 2-1. After a walk loaded the bases, Darrln Pluskota relieved Leonhard. He was greeted by a two-run single which put Northeaslern ahead 4,-1. That would be plenty as the Rangers went quletly In their half of the seventh as their losing skid hit thr-ee. The skid hit four as Parkside dropped game two against Northeastern 6-4. Afler failing behind 3-<1 In the first, Armand BonoflglJo pulled the Rangers close with a two-run homerun. Brian Gautlrler followed ~nofigllo with a drlve off the wall In left, but he was stranded . there as the next two Rangers Rangers went f' were retired. on our-game skid thiS past weekend. Parkslde tallied twice In rill""""",,""""""""'''''''''''· Netters rebound from loss with drubbing of Green Bay by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor The Parkslde tennis team ~~changed beatings last lbeek,as they were routed by turn~ge netters 2-7, then G around to pound UW· reenBay 8-1, matches from the Redmen. Schullet was again Involved In the victory as he and Dave Harris combined for a 6·1, 6-2 victory- Joe Barrette and Brian Chlke lost a tough three-setter in their doubles match. as Dave Anttila and Craig Neibler edged them 4-6, 7-5,7.5. player lost a set. Chlke and Callahan highllghted the route with 6-<1, 6-0, victories over Brian Coofway and MIke Parko respectively. The only Ranger loss of the meet came at number one doubles, as Callahan and Jeff Stanlch were surprised by Bob Downey and Dan Jensen 6-7 (5-7), 3-6. The Rangers didn't lose another set the rest of the way though, as Parkside took the meet 8-1. ,,~g.:'inst Carthag~, the '-osers could manage only .The Rangers did manage to :t Win In the six singles take 3 of the 4 unofficial age:,es. Scott Schullet man- matches of the afternoon as bs that victory by handlly Kirk Noha and Andy Hay Be~lingRon Snapp 6-1, 6-1. took straight set singles Ran des Schullet, no other matches, then combined for a Kirk Noha again captured exceg~rwon a set In singles 6-2, 6-2, doubles win. an unofftclal match. with a 6- tookPhiforAndy Callahan who 4, 6-2 victory to sweeten the befo ; match to three sets Ranger triumph. saturday, re atJing 3-6, 6-4, 1-6. Four days later, the Ran.ger the netters will be In action at turned things around agamst '!'h . UW G een home against ean-oll College rnuc~ bRantgers didn't fare the Phoenix of - r In a meet starting at 10.00 lbe e .ler In doubles, as Bay. Parkslde swept the siny tOOkonly one of three gles portion of the meet as no a.m. "'.""",,'i"""""""""""""""" Ranger Thursday, Apr. 27, 1989 11 reeling LA & C Workshops the second to take the lead at 4-3, but the Ranger bats couldn't produce a key base hit the rest of the way. Nine Parkslde nmners were stranded In the final five Innlngs as they saw their 4-3 lead tum Into a 6-4 deflclt with two Northeastern runs In the fifth and one In the seventh. MATH HELP Review for Floels eoDeQe AlqebrI /Math 1121 Tuesday, May 2 10:00am-11 :30am The loss dropped the Rangers to 7-14, as they lost their fourth stralght game In two days. AWm_ln WLLC D.5O When you party, remember to ... PARTY It's • 8IIY • COIIItInlI frOm 1 to 10. Guests: I. MOI\ lOOr timil-'LIl wuhm u. 2, MOI\ what )1J.iredrinking. 3. Designate a non-drinkiOR drn ,. 'I. Don't let a fri<.-nd driI~drunk. 5. Call a cab if )Illlre notsober-or 001sure Ho!its: 6. Sent plenl) of food, 7. Be responsible for friend:,' saki) 8. Stop sening akohlJl:b the par!) 11100, 00.\11 9. Help a problem drinker bl o!Tenng lour SUpPO!\ 10. Set a good example. If-'' **.. .. If- * * * ..... BEER DRINKERS Of AMERICA PARTY·SMART ~~Jarters 1;0 PauIarioo Alt, StJrte 190. Cosla ~Iesa t~91616 !-800..+lJ·133 __ Ii-..., \lllIt1Il'ii """""" i_I" apw>iXlil ool\ .. P"""" "'" ...."" 01 :1 Six run ignites sixth Ranger win over Redmen by Jeff Lemmennann Sports Editor The Ranger men's baseball team ended a four game skid with a 13-6win over Carthage College in a nine inning contest at Simmons Field last Sunday. Carthage, who was playing host to the Rangers, opened the scoring with three runs in the opening frame off of siarter Jeff Fenrlck. The big blow against Fenrick came on a two-out. two run ...double by Dave DeBoer to stake the Redmen to the early 3-0lead. That ended the day for Fenrick who gave way to Dennis Oakley in 1nnIng number two. Both teams then remained scoreless until the third when the Rangers erased their goose egg with a run in the fourth on a Ron Wilke RBI single. . Carthage answered back in their half of the 1nnIng with a single tally as J oe Prefonia1ne singled home DeBoer who opened the 1nnIng with a single. Oakley then induced . carthage lead-off man Tim Nazos to hit into an Inningending double play to stifle the Redman rally. Itwas wake up time for the Ranger bats in the fifth and sixth as twenty Rangers batted in the two frames, producing 10 runs. Brian Gauthier's infield single loaded the bases in the fifth and set the table for Ken Neese's two-run double to cut the Ranger deficit to 4-3. One batter later, Jeff Relkowskl put Parkslde on top with a single, knocking home Neese and Gauthier. Carthage added two runs to reiake the lead in the bottom of the fifth, but a six-run sixth blew the game open for the Rangers as they took advantage of five walks in the inning. Neese again delivered the big blow with bases load. ed single to score Jack Klebesadel and Tony Bonofiglio. That eruption turned out to be plenty for Oakley who held the Redmen scoreless the rest of the way to record his first win of the year. The Ranger defense was superb behind Oakley, as they spun three. key double-plays to end Oar- .thage threats. Seven Rangers had two or more hits in the contest. as Parkside banged out 17 hits in the 13-6 victory. Klebesadel led the way, going 3 for 5 with three runs scored and Bob Hall went 2 for 3 with an RBI and a run scored. Saturday, the Rangers wl1l play an Important doubleheader against. UW·Milwau~ kee here at noon. In their last meeting, the Panthers swept the Rangers in a twlnblll in Milwaukee. Parkside's record now slands at 8-14. Ranger bats finally swing into action against Carroll College Lady Ranger center named to NSIS All-Academic Team Suaan Maass, a junior at Parkslde, has been named a 1989 Academic All-American by the National Association of Intercollegiate Athietics. Maass, a center for the women's basketball team at Pa~kslde, holds a 3.91 grade point average. She Is double majoring in political science and business with a concen, tratlon in finance. DUring the 1988-89season, Maass aver. aged 12:1 points and 6.3 rebounds per game. Her season siatistics included 279 points, 146 rebounds, 17 assists and 2~ steals. In 1988,Maass was the recipient of the Parkslde Alumni Scholar Athlete Award. . Maass Is a 1986 graduate of Slinger High Schooi where she lettered in basketball and track, Sue Maass Academic AII.American PARKSIDE GOLF RESULll 4/23/89··Rainbow Springs TEAM RESULTS: 1)UW-Whitewater 4 2)UW-Oshkosh q 3)UW-Stout ~ 6)UW-Parkside 448 INDIVIDUAL SCORES: Dave Wente 84, Steve Gerber 84, Todd SCh~ 89, Scott Brandt 92, G Leach 94. 4/24/89··Cherokee C.C. TEAM RESULTS: 1) UW·Stevens Point 2) UW-Stout 3) UW-Parkside 4) UW-Oshkosh INDIVIDUAL SCORES: Schaap 76, Gerber Wente 82, Brandt 86, Leach 90. - Cagers sign 4 more recruits Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor On Friday, Aprll 21, Interim Basketball Coaell Schiesser announced the signing of four new recruitt the 1989·90 season. They are Bob Swanson of Central, Doug Burns of Walcott, Inc., Paul Roberts Randolph, and Jim Prey of Wausau. Swanson a 6-8, 225 pounder averaged 15 points and rebounds for Central. In addition he was an All Ke News selection. Burns played last season fdr Trt High School, he Is a 6-4 guard who averaged 28.1pts. 9.6 boards. He was also an excellent three-potnt and had three games last year in which he knocked seven Ireys. Roberts is a 6-0 point guard who aver points and seven assists per game last year. Jim Wausau Newman Is a 6-4 guard who knocked in 24 per game and ten rebounds. This brings to eight the 1I1lIlI' ber of recruits signed thus far for next fall. THE WEEK AHEAD Men's Baseball: . April 29 HOME vs. Milwlaukee· Noon at MSOE (Milw. Lincoln) HOME vs. Marquette - 1 p.m. .• Women's Softball: Apr. 28 & 29Parkside Tournament (Shane Rawley Compl at Whitewater· 4 p.m, May 2 May 3 May 2 Men's Tennis: Apr. 29 HOME vs. Carroll Col~ .3p.m. Men & Women's Track' Apr: 28 & 29 Drake Relays West Des Moines, IA ( Elmhurst College Rela (WOMEN) Apr. 29 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 29, April 27, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. D'Acquisto elected new SWEA state president Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document by Jon Hearron Editor·in·Chief Dude,party at Parkside - bring the Miller EdItor's Note: This article llJIpe&red In the April 6, 1989, lis•• of the Badger Herald, one 01 UW·Madison's two stu. dent newspapers. by John Zipperer Ba~ger Herald As if the world needed a demonstrationof Why some POOpledon't go to UW-Madi- son, students at Parkside haveopened therr mouths and Screamedtheir ignorance for ~ lherest of us to witness. Thts past week the Park. ~ide Student Government Issued a press release prais- Ing Mlller BreWing' compa- ?Y',~ recent "Spring Break 89 ad Campaign. Surely you remember that ad. It .fea- luredhalf-naked women, jun. lor·high school attempts at sexualhumor (how to tell if a man Is well.endowed, etc.J, and tips on how to ..scam babes." It created sueh a ~ror on the Madison campus wt t Mmer killed the nation- de campaign and publicly ~POloglzed. The Wisconsin tudent Association waged a ~InI'boYcott of Miller, 'and n realened to boycott the I ewsPaper that ran the of· endingad. • altPologies and excuses flew overthe place and every- :e reaffirmed their commit. in ~t to Work against sexism 10 e future. WSA went back l1UzZllngMiller Lite. '!'hen the student govern. ment of Parkside climbed back- from over the edge of the earth where it had disap- peared many years ago. And what deep, sensitive state- ment dldUW-P make as its coming-out speech? ., [We] would like to com- mend Miller Brewing compa- . ny on their Spring Break '89 ad campaign. We found it humorous and interesting." According to Jay Lewan- dowskl, president of UW-P's student government, the press release was issued by him and approved by the rest of his student g~vernment. With that many mmds work- ing on it, it is astonishing hoW little intelligence was trans- ferred to paper. • After stating that 'w.e, be- l' eve that United CouncIl s ... ;nd the UW-Madison Student . tlon's condemnatlOn ASSOCla f the advertisement was way o I'" the statement be- out of me, . t h'l ious· downngh I ar . ~.~es believe that everytone has the ri~~~:o ~r~~;h:i::~ er they aranteed time. This right Is gu dment b the.( sic J fIrst amen .. r the U.S. Constitution. . o L wandowskl If he I asked e· t that clafm. was serious abou I told him He said he was. t did tl:1at the First Amend~e~t all not protect all sP::~t did. I ti~es. He.tsa~fctX,t. He's as. saId no I, at UW-Madl- parkside., I ~ a coincidence. son. Tha f t ~"sday night, the As 0 had not U}V-P ~ crusaders new SWEA state president tremendous success and brought Parkside state.level recognition. As state president, D'Ac. quisto is looking to buuc upon the existing foundation of SWEA member universities and colleges across the state. The more members there are, the more people that wUJ benefit. "I think this is such an excellent group (for education majors). It Is so beneficial for individuals going into this profession," said D'Acqulsto. heard from Miller, or anyone else for that matter. I was the first person to call them about it. Given the general lack of Interest in UW-P and what Its student representatives have to say, one must ask why they even bothered to ls~ue the press release in the first place. Lewandowski said hiS campus' paper has not cov· ered it. It was not even an issue on their campus. In fact the issue did not in any way' affect Parkside until they opened their mouths and reminded all of us why they should keep them shut. What a brave mIssion UW· P has chosen for itself. Some schools dedicate themselves to eradicating racism and . m of pushing Intellectu- seXIS , finin the al curiosity and re ~ugh students who pass them. UW_Pllrkslde has dedi· See Brew, page 3 magazines and group. a support pollUcs, playing wtth them. ...Iocklng horns with the big. shots." Of Parkslde, 0' Acqulsto has a great deal of pral e. She believes that Parksld of' fers education students more than many of the larger tnsu- tutions while not recetvtng the recognition It deserves. In addition, she will serve as a voting member on the Wisconsin Education Assccta, tlon's board of directors. The Wisconsin Education Assc. is the parent organization of SWEA and Is affiliated with the National Education As. sociation (which is the largest lobbying organization In the country). D'Acquisto is looking for- ward to both graduating from Parkslde this May and taking on the responsiblllties and challenges of state president. "It'll be rantasttc . and an in. credible experience." corn- mented D'Acquisto, "I like - "...·.....·6J·, ...I~~I..~'A.., .. ,.'.I.. Lewandowski's memo is source of controversy "What I'm really thrilled about is that Parkslde is being put on the map ...people are golng to see that we're not ju t a pup unlverslty In the comer or the state At thla school. we're not a num T~ we're a person:' sa1d O'Ac~ qutsto. "Parksld 19 turning out quality stud nta." We believe that t;nlted Coun. ell's condemnation of this ad vert1se.ment 11 an lnfrtnge. ment of your rlgh to rre dom or the pre ... We do how. ever agree lhat 80m or the material may have be n on- strued sa sexist and orren. stve, but, t.hia does not give them or anycne the right to Infringe on your rreedom Of thepre . At this Ume I would Uk to condemn the acUona taken by the nlted CouncU and th UW·.ladlson tUd nt Associ • Uon as a blatant vlolatlon of the first amendm nt of th II.S. ConsUtuUon ce, United Council Stud nt Govemm nt PreaI. dents ChanceUor bella Kaptan UW·MadJaon tud nt soc1ation Badger H rald '.'ladison CardJnal parkslde'a not-too- long-ago defunctand recently revital- ;zed Student Wisconsin Education Association (SWEA)has given rise to SWEA's newly elected state president, Dawn D'Acqulsto. She willassume her new r-e- SJIllIISibllltieson June I, 1989. In Springof 1988 O'Acquisto broughta new attitude to SWEA.O'Acquisto has seryed on thelocal level of SWEA as presidentthroughout the 1988- 89 academic year. She organ- ized and coordinated a state- According to D'Acquisto, Wideworkshop that has SWEA provides excellent hosted . by Parkside. The. pre-professional experience educationworkshop was a Dawn D'Acquisto via workshops, pamphlets, r',.,."'"""" , , ,. ..... Inside ••• P... 2••• ...... Is ,.. '.... on I' to .tull.n" Pag.4.•• A book ........ p... S•••· ... 0....... *. hOllf? 1'8.. 7_ ......... IpMSZ Sparte To: Miller Brewing Company Advertising Department From: Jay Lewandowski. President, Parkslde Student Government Association Inc. Re: Spring Break Advertise. ment As President of the Student Government or Parkslde I would like to commend _ {iller Brewing Company on theLr . Spring Break '89 ad cam- paign. We found It humorous and Interesting. I would also Uke to stale that we believe that United CouncU Of Unl· versity Of Wisconsin Student Governments' and the UW· Madison Student Asaocla- tlon's condemnation of the ad· vertisement was way out of Une. We believe that every- one has the right to print whatever they want at any given time. This right Is guar. anteed by this first amend- ment of the U.S. ConstltuUon. 2 Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger l ourvmw I L..;...------ Where is the University's responsibility to students? Who's looking out for me? I'd like to share a real life story with you. This story began over two months ago and has yet to reach an end. Be forewarned: It Is not a happy story; It Is taking place right here, at Parkslde; It should make.you mad. A young women living In the Res. Halls was attacked by her supposed boyfriend. an athlete attending Parkslde on scholarship. This incident took place In February of this year. They had apparently been seeing each other for sev- eral weeks. Though It would be Inappropriate and frui- tless to disclose the "cause" of the assault, the effects are plain for all to see. The aftermath of the assault was a broken nose, numer- ous contusions, blood. and the memory of threats to be fulfilled. Campus pollee. the Kenosha Sheriffs Depart. ment, the Kenosha Distrtct Attorney's office and the Of- flee of Student Life were notified. Crtmlnal charges are being pressed. A traumatic and emotional experience has fallen vtctlm to due process under the bureaucratic way. Two months after the incident the outcome of the case Is still pending. All the while her assailant has remained at Parkside, par- ttclpating In athletics, going to classes. living In the apart- ment upstairs from her. What kind of educational environment has been created in which a man can attack a woman and she must live under his shadow for two months while proceedings pro- ceed? Who's protecting who? Where Is the University's sense of responsibility to Its students? by Jun Hearrun Nobody asked me, bot ... Responsibilities, priorities - which is more important? by Jon Hearron I was once asked which Is more Important: responsibil- Ities or priorities. Sounds like a mind twister, eh? Well, my response was this: neither. In order to be content with yourself, the two must be equals. If you are responsible for certain tssks either at home or work, shouldn't these tasks also be your prtorltles? Similarly, lf a boyfriend/girl- friend becomes a priority In you life, shouldn't you also assume greater responsibility (and be accountable) for ac- tions that affect that person? In addition to there being no difference in the impor- tance of these two elements, It should also be pointed out that many, if not most, reo sponslbllIties as weil as prt- orltles are chosen by the Indi- vtdual him or herself. Only In rare instances does anyone other than yourself select your responsibilities and pri- orities. If this is true, then why do so many not fulfill reo sponslbllIties they have chosen to take on and observe the accompanying priorities they've set for themselves? A large part of the unlver- slty experience Is taking reo sponslblllty for yourself., learning to pull your own weight. Be that as It may, there seems to be a whole lot of people that haven't figured that out. Everyone likes to make decision/commitments; how many are willing to bear the responsibility that comes with such decisions/ commlt- ments? ... UCcontinues fight to lower drinking age ~y of the arguments were old news, but two new points have surfaced at the center of this perennial con- troversy; the decline In drunk driving accidents, and the potential loss of federal high. way funds. "The drinking age issue has gone beyond the rights arguments and become a matter of money, pure and simple," said Smith; "If that's the case, then' let's go The other side of this issue, find some money." the decrease in underage The money he Is talking drunk driving by 50%, also about Is $13.7 million In fed- . came under heavy fire. About 600 people flocked to the state capitol Tuesday, April 11, to debate wiscon- sin's 21 year old drinking age, according to Jim Smith, president of United Council. llWe had a good balance of about 300 students, 200 Tav· ern -' league members, and about 100 MADD mothers and supports of 21. It was a great turnout for this all Important first hearing. The tremendous student turnout was testi- mony to the strong, organized opposition we have to 21." eral highway aid that would be withheld If Wlsconslnre- turned Its drinking age to 19. "How long Is the Wisconsin Legislature going to give in to these federal blackmail taco tics?" .remarked Eric Bor- gerding, United Council legis- lative affairs director. IIThis $13.7 million, which Is equtva- lent to 22 miles of highway, Is the only reason we' have a 21 year old drinking age, the only reason." "We didn't pass 21 to save lives, we passed it to save money. If these funds could be made up in some way, our drinking age would change very quickly. We would easily have the votes." Smith agreed, "It's pretty sad when the federal government can trample all over the Tenth Amendment and states' rights over 22 miles of hlgh- 'way. What whim of Washing- ton will be next?" "What the Department Transportation conve falls to tell you Is that driving preventive edu spending has Increased since we raised the age. A majority of this being targeted at the high-school audience," Borgerding. "And let'~ forget," Smith con "Wisconsiil has some 0( most stringent drunk drI laws in the nation. If ~ age drinking Is just as pant as before the change, how can we~ credit the 21 year old Ing age with the dec drunk driving? It's now j case of underage drink driving drunk. They •sponslbly breaking the Though action In the and Fees Committee expected for a few United. Council will bs centratlng on plans to the lost highway hopes that the bills taken up on the floor In the Fall Ie session. EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron ...........•....•.•..•.•... Editor-ifl<Chief Kellie Paceagnella , News Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor Jsff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Michelle Gasl. Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubnar , Advisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins -:-:Business Manager Brad Behling ........•..••• AdvertIsIng Representative John Marter Distribution Manager GENERAL STAFF ' David Boyd, Dave Oebish, Christine Dejno Abu Hassein. Felix Konklin, Sharon Krause Ma"rio L~~iux, Jeff lewis, Dawn Mailand. Chuck Might, Vickie Pundsack, Scott Singer. louie Tenore, Bill Topper, Rob Twardy. Daniel Valliil. . RangeriswrittenandeditedbystudentsofUW·Parf<slde.whoaresolelyresponsiblefor itS . cy and content. It IS pubhshed every Thursday during the academic year except over bf88kS days. . LetterstotheeditorwiUbeacceptedonlyiftheyaretyped.double·spacedand 350 wordS or h lettlde~ must be siuned, With a telephone number inclUded for verification purposes Names" e uponrequest. ... f Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or de- amatory. . . T~~~~~:'forailletters.andclassifiedads,IsMondayat 10 a.m, forpublication Ailcorrespondenceshouldbeaddressedto:Ranger.UW-Parl<side Box 2000. Ke- noshaWI53141.Telephone 414/553·2287 (Editorial)or414/553-2295 (Advertis- mg). sadgers pounce on UW-P's student gov't srew,trompage1 A DAY IN THE LIFE OF t,ditselftobeerandbabes. VAN G<;>-GOON THE BEACH ca ()lOi party at their place. U th,y are to be taken af fhOIr word-that they are q:OO AM ...IOPE.N M':I 6'::lE!; IlIiY defending freedom of . Q·.2SI'lM- 1~\T UP. . speech-then they are just "\:.ti.~M- l.fJlLL 61\(,11, A~LE.EP. pJaJnwrong. No one sought to q.'t':>.AM-ICRAWt..OUn-A B"O een sor either Miller or the "'. ... newspaperthat ran the ad on Q:5SAM- \ ~TI\ND UP Ibiscampus, However, both 10;00 AM- t.HOW ... COLO Pli"ZA .erecondemned for their ac- HALFA I!>VIl,RITO I\NO JA Ll'IPeJ;;;O 1iOJlB, and no one-not even .. POfATO Cli IPl:l.! the beSt NRA or ACLU law. 1,0:.30. A~·. ~ffiO FO~ THf.6f.F!1CH .. "IS-could find a clause In . ~.;)S.AM TQPOO~M-MI"I.l.£R.LI"'& lbeFIrst Amendment ban- '. ri'lRT8. 5~AM '6Ae.E.£>: .... ...... ~r.co:~t from Park. .' .~~g' ~M~H~!'lD.TO 11-\6M I i.\.f.R.' dd"S Campus . Crusaders? , '. '. c:.E-f :,DUM\>OFF·eMPTlES; -: ,.'- He re's an Item for them: the .... c.'c.' A· M C u::A41CJJ:lTH6S, ',. .' . I rt .;.' "' •. BAe.~·.:", ,.,.. \-":"':;';"";"-,.-,d :=~e p~:~;:em~:f;:'g s a~ ".';-I:Q~·pillJ'JQ1:.00PM-':' ~ton's Lawrence Univer.·.' . MILJ.,E.A.~UINe·'· .: dty, Them inutes of the meet.,'· " O.R~Fr, PART.I:l/ .' ....... "SC'AM 8AD."'S " inlincludeoplans for a party : •..':; .......•.. '....... ::: . .: .' . /'..; _ ,....~--:. • -( .' dubbed"Rape a Dee Gee," to.:;':. :1.0~PM~.Ct:l0~.... ::.> ';;'"-:'.. '.-'; .:..';- be held with the Lawrence ... " .·....•. COl.l)Plll;P\, 1-\1\(;1'- A ~UIl.RITO AIIIO ~:,.:: ''1 d1apterof the Della Gamma' : ,',.. ' ,)At~O'POl'A'fO CHIPS .~,., .. ,<:: IOrarily.The Sentinel quoted " ··;"l:IO,PMTO,·Wc\J#!.I~",C:~lAr5E· .. -. , lb' minutes; "Discussion of ...... ':T/1E.BI:\I\S·'LPT5·.0F.M'1.1.~,'· .,.,\ "'" 00 bash at 9: 00 Friday was o.~ .""-"" discussed,Again the unoffl· • clal name is 'Rape a DG, t however,not to be the sexlst,- w, must officially call It IOmethinglike 'put it on a 00," since they probably don'tknow what the hell that reallymeans anyway." Now I to those of us who are outsideof the UW·P intellec- This Is an example 01 the Miller advertisements being referred to. lual circles, the Rape Party. is extremely offensive. The frIltemity should be con. demned,and Lawrence offl. claIs should look into bump· ing It off campus. If, at the most cynical, the Lawrence frat boys can't even fake BeRsitivltyon sexism issues they are beyond hope. . '.' Jay Lewandowski and his Campus Crusaders would probably disagree' with me. I suspect they would issue a statement like this: "We found the fraternity's 'Rape a Dee 'Gee" party idea a funny and exciting proposal. No one should step on their Constltu· tlonally protected right to be· have like inhuman beasts, and we condemn anyone who criticizes these boys. We hope they invite us, too." For the first time in a long while, I am actually proUd of the UW~Madison for the tur- moil it's going through. With all of our infighting and nJt· picking in our public debates over racism and sexism. we never issue a congratulatory letter to Larry Flynt and P.W. Botha. SOCsponsors AIDS/STD info center b . f STD . - addition to drop·box whJch will allow stu· y Kellle Paccagnella ~~~~:. ~bout ~~. The pam. dents and faculty to write News Editor phlets were obtained through down questions they may the National AIDS clearing have about particular dis- house, the Racine Health De- eases. Israel-Casey said the artment, and Parkside's stu· questions will then either be ~ent Health Center. Israel· answered by a doctor or Casey said all three sources licensed nurse. In to blain helpful In Anyone wish g 0 havel~ege~eV~~mittee with literature on AIDS of STDs is prav . ti welcome to the material. Is- up-to-: te ~~%~o~ ~~.the in- rael-Casey said the pamphets Ano er land will be a will be updated periodically. formation s Students and faculty will now have literature on Ac. qUlred Immune Deficiency Syndrome (AIDS) and Sex. ually Transmitted Diseases ISThiTDs)readily accessible. . s Is a project organized and COOrdinatedby the AIDS • ISTD Information Commit. teeUDderthe Student Organi- zationCouncil's (SOC) direc- ~on,According to Mara Beth olrael.Casey, vice president IJw SOC, the recently placed In ormation stand Is located 1 ~e L·llevel of the library; ~s inside the entrance. Is. ~-easey feels there is a .. ng need for a service to hich proVides information ,~cernlngAIDS and STDs. ~IhWtth the new problems lh AIDS, and because of IVe age·old problem of STDs, e have to learn how to pre- =~nlthem. We already know t out them, now we have to h'Y and educate people on 'Wowto prevent them, and hat the symptoms are'" Is- rael·Casey stated. la~e Information stand con- s Pamphlets on various -QWIISKIUS EVAWATION SYSTIM COLLEGE IS TOUGH ENOUGH. Shouldn't you make it easier by learning those programs that make your assignments GRADE A material? One-On- One instruaion, flexible •schedules. ee" 'enllAt Merrick.... in_ e.nter I. Typing 2. 0010 EnlTy 3. Mull;rnote •. WordSlor 5. WordP.rfit<1 6. Oi,ployfWri1e 3 1.0-801. lit Plul 8. Lolut 1·2·3 TUTORIAL SOfTWARE PACKAGES ~~MERRlCK g BUSINESS CENTER ~ A DNISJOIl 01 Metrcl Consu/lat1IS. ttc. for further Information 14'4) 65.... 54 Ranger Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 3 UW-SP paper ordered to apologize by gov't CompUedby Kelly Paccagnella New8 Editor marks, profanity and sexual. Iy suggestive cartoona. Action was lOught by SGA on the evening before the Unl- verslty of Wisconsin System Board of Regenta approved an administrative rule that allows campuses to punIah people or organizaUons for comments or acUons that were belleved to be offensIve to mlnor1t1es, women or eth- nJc groups. Gabrielle Wyant· Perillo, editor of the lJIudenl·funded newspaper, had encouraged students to submit article on "any topic, In any words, wlth the guarantee that they would not be censored." The actions of SOA com. menced alter Republlcan caucus C'haJrman Robert T. Welch wrote a letter to acting Stevens Point Chancellor Keith Sanders. Welch con. demned the Issue and urged a complete Investigation of the incident. The UnJverslty of Wisconsin ·Stevens Point student news. paper has been ordered to apologize for comments and cartoons it Included In an un- censored edition or risk losing student government eever- tlsements. reported the Osh- kosh Northwestern. With a 2(}.5 vote by the Stu. dent Government Assocta- tion's senate. The Pointer was ordered to print an apolo- gy In lis_next Issue. If The Pointer were to refuse to print the apology they would lose all advertisements paid for by the student govem. ment. The disciplinary acllon was in response to a M.a.rch 9 un· censored Issue of '!be Pointer, which allegedly con. laIned racist and sexist reo Style Cut Special. Includes: Shampoo, conditioning cut and style fmish. Bringthat salonfeeling home ''lth you. Ask yourstylistabout The &eries professionall;neofbair (Me procluca. And out for yourself wlJy people keep coming back to COITCUII"~ KENOSHA • SUnnysocle ~ng Cent .. 8038-22nd Ave 652-6440 • Factory OuUet Genter n1,.,2Oth Avenue •• 75-t200 • K-Mart Plaza .-124-92nd StretM. 651..e2OO RACINE '_PIaza 2710 5 G,.., Bay Ad ~SI 371S Doogau A... f3t..S353 ZION • 173 Plaza 1311 21. Street. 7.... 5350 4 Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger Week at the Park Thursday. April 20 MOVIE: "Babette's Feast" will be shown at, 7:30 p.m. In the Union CInema. Tickets for the Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Friday. April 21 PLAY: "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum n begins at 8 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. Call ext. 2564for tickets. Saturday, April 22 MOVIE: "Babette's Feast" will be repeated at 8 p.m. In the Union CInema. PLAY: "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" will be repeated at 8 p.m, In the Communication Arts Theatre. . Sunday, April 23 MOVIE: "Babette'« Feast" will be repeated at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, April 24 ROUND TABLE: "The Johnson Foundation Wingspread Fellows Program: History and Goals" by ,Charles W. Bray at 12:15 p.m, In the Union 106. The event Is free and open to the public. Tuesday. April 25 WORKSHOP: "Ooncepts of the Token Ring Network" at 1 p.m. In WLLC D117. Call ext. 2235for reservations. . OONOERT at 8 p.m. at the Atonement Lutheran Church In Racine featuring the Parkslde Chorale and Chamber Singers. Admission will be charged at the door. Wednesday, April 26 OONOERT at 1 p.rn. In CA D118 featuring the Parkslde Brass and Percussion Ensemble. The program is free and open to the public. GAME SHOW: "The Boob Tube" begins at 9 p.m. In the Union Square. The event is free and open to the public and sponsored by PAB. This week's pick hit! On top of the charts with IBM PS/2 Model 30 286 Your Special Price- .PSGAplans to launchboo'k swap . Under the direction of Tom divisions. As present Rosier and Rebacca Wells the have It, th}'re will be a~ book swap Idea Is taking a day swap every August ..._ new course. Previous' at- Ing registrations In addl~ tempts to coordinate a book to every January. - exchange program met with The initial operational ..... failure as the result of va- expected to be Incurred"" rlous Internal organizational student government iii snafus. This time around, ac- under $100. ..,. cording to Rosier, "It's going to work. There are very few projects going on In student government right now, and this is a major one." Different from previOUS at- tempts to operate a book swap, the present plan Is to offer students a posting board where announcements of books for' sale can be placed. Students will be offered an or- ganized listing of books for sale by other students as well as an avenue of selling their used books for a better return than the Follett Bookstore of- fers. According to Rosier, there are plans to have a semi-an- nual two-day book exchange extravaganza on the con- course. Areas along the con- course would be designated by major to accommodate the exchange of books be- tween students within various. """""""""""",1,,""""'._- Madison fights merchants over mascot..-... by Jon Hearron Edltor·In·Chief Though this semester Is winding to a close, Parkslde's student government is looking to - implement a campus-wide book exchange program by the end of April. . , Tom Rosier Complied By Kellie Paccagnella News Editor Retailers who have been ar- guing with the University of Wisconsin's commercial re- strictions of its cartoon mas- cot, Bucky Badger, have decided a federal court should resolve the issue, re- ported the Milwaukee Senti- nel. Douglas- J ohnson, vice president of the Wisconsin Merchants Federation (WMF). said the group would file suit In Federal Court. WMF is accusing the uni- versity of illegally charging companies for the use of Bucky _Badge.!:...and other unl- verslty symbols, which ap- peared on items ranging from T·shlrts to toilet seats. . According to Stuart Gullick- son, a UW law school profes- sor who is representing the Board of Regents, both sides are viewing the lawsuit as a friendly action. WFM isn't asking that the UW return the money it has collected nor. do they want a court Injunction to halt the transactions. "We simply want a judge to make a decision and tell us what 'parts of the program, if any, are legal and what parts are outside the scope of trademark laws," Johnson stated. According to a statement Earn more at'ECUI We'll get right to the point ... the percentaqe point ... and we give you' more points - higher rates - when you sav~ at ECU. Regular savings, IRA's Christmas, CD's, etc. ' Sharpen your pencil and sign up now! (~Ts) ~~l)W~\# §: :~'\'t servinin:~:u::~~oyees +'fhlSOft8fisl"",lIldlO~ied51l>de!llS.1l1CU11Vand51aHwhoOldiranlBMPSi2Uode1Q53().E21 8550'()31 8S70..f61 Talle t H II OtOOloreJu",,30. 1989. PrQSqUOI~dOnol'nQudesal8S .... 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WLLC·D150A 553·2235 from the federation ~ rtous university. names and graphics never registered by the of Regents with the federal governments. The five-year . allows Intercollegiate U merchandise of the proved by the unlversl collect one-third of the $100,000 annually, pl smaller subsequent sha.r't thur Hove, a chancellor' who Is In charge of the Ing program. claimS made $65.539 last yeatl gross receipts of $86.1l66. Johnson stated the stty expected to collect $200.000 a year from rangement. __ AlMIIlGII Rebecca Wells COLLEGE GRADUATES. THE AIR fORCE IS READY fOR YOU ... ... if you're ready for the Air Force. If you have your college degree, ,you may qualify for a rewording and challenging cereeroso n Air Force officer. For more infor- malion,call 1_800-423-USil F TOLL FREE ';i.almos t diploma time.. 0 .' Fear. of graduating by stu Rubner sohereyou are. You spend ywhere from four to maybe an (or even more) years siX klI1g toward your college .. r e and -in the final degretbS, you begin vto dread :' IJIOUghtof graduating, ~ "" jrOJlic. This certainly aue of everyone, but ling Is enough of a to enough people to II a reasonable topic for lor's Corner. 1(eIl1 students who expert- IIiIIJl \!ps fear don't recognize IIlINUch. It manifests itself _ commonly as a delay in jjirUng the job search pro- .... , They take additional _es to stay in school long. er, bangonto a part-time job (whichprobably isn't even closelyrelated to the major), get married or live with semeone and let the other personwork to earn money, kill time by staying at home, orsome combination of these. "I'll look for a job after I graduatewhen I have more . time" is an often voiced claim. So Is, "There's nothihg I can do with my major so I lhJhk I'll go next semester andtake some more classes." Or, "It's too late to start my job search now so I might as well wait." For what? ButWhy do so many have tbls fear of graduating? I talkedwith -loAnn Goodyear who heads up our Career Planning & Placement office. • For one thing there is a lot of risk· taking involved in lookingfor 'fa real job" that make. U8e Of the knowledge olld .kills ·acquired by going to college. After all, while you could mul up in the running lor a particular job· and even' tually land it, you also· stand a chance of being turned down and that hurts, especial· ly alter the time and money YOU've invested in your education. For some· people il'. iust easier not to apply for jobs at all than to apply alld be rejected. • .• Then again it may be dif· llCUUto pUll away from the college environment because 01what it offers: a structure alld Ihe routine that goes with U; friends; relationships; a Place to hang out· a scene tkat's less stressful, more com/orting, and freer than home. Human nature tends I~rd staying with the fa' nuliar and for some, ventur~ "g out into·what is perceived as the unknown is forboding. • And then there are gradu- ates WhO, despite having met Ihe reqUirements for the tnajor (or majors) still isn't .ure what they want to do Wilh themselves. A number of stUdents plug away fn some academic area while in col- lege Without giving it much Ihought and before they klWW It theY're about to graduate ,in an area theyJ re not commit- ~ed to., This situation doesn't Inspire a meaningful job search.; it 7 s tough to come across as sincere in a job in· terview when your heart just isn't in it. • And finally, despite their efforts, many graduating sea- iors are still looking for em- ployment as graduation ap· proaches. Many students really work at finding a job but for one reason or another (either valid or not so valid) they simply haven't been able to lock in suitable employ' ment by the time they are about to graduate. 1 say valid or not so valid because some students sort of set them· selves up to not find positions that interest them (there are lot's of excuses to turn down potential opportunities) or get turned down as a result of having inadequate cr~dent~ls or coming off poorly on the on- terview.- This fear of graduating is legitimate however, and those who experience 1t are not alone. My bet Is that every reader of this column knows at least one individual so im- mobilized. The real issue here Is how to deal with It. People who have be~n re- jected in various ways m th,e ast and those who haven t ~xperienCed a lot of successes in their lives are likely candi· dates. Everyone has a need to "be accepted, whether at. home, in a relationship, as a Ranger Thursday. Afx. 20. 19895 the ultimate in - Since you asked ... The Counselor's Corner by Stu Rubner student inA a classroom, or when applying for a job. Most of us don't understand the forms rejection can take and the Impact It can have on our behavior. Those who are afraid of being rejected need to talk. about it with someone (such as a counselor) who can help them put things In perspective and establish an adequate level of self confi- dence and esteem. As tar as leaving the famili· arlty of college behind. a per- son has to confront the reality of moving on, experiencing new living conditions, and dealing with individuals here· totore unknown. Fortunately or unfortunately, most people can't stay in college forever, no matter how comfortable It Is. Here. too. talking with a counselor can help·-if the per· 'son wants to come to grips with this problem. One would hope that by the time a student was a sentor they would have some idea of what they wanted to do as graduation approached. Btlt for those who don't, or for those who have tried to obtain employment but hav~n't been successful (on some cam- puses it would be the kiss of death to be facing either of these situations. at Parkside there may still be hope), keep Ihe following In mind. College Students "EARN EXTRA MONEY" AND HELP OTHERS WHILE YOU STUDY Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Ave. M-W-Y 8:30-4:30 654-1366 T-TH 10-7 irony?--- • First a.nd foremost, visit the Career Planning and Placement office (WLLC D· 173) and get acquainted with the good supply of career in' formation they have availa· ble. They even have a com.- puter program named SIGl to help you with your career planning and e:l:pwra-Uon pro- cess. If you want~ you can also make an. appoin.tment to see Career Planning and Placement staff members JoAnn Goodyear or Beverly BurneU to lalk over your 8ftu· ation. • Don-'t pa.8S up any oppor- tunities for employment. If someone says as an offhand remark aSend me your reseme, " follow through with- out delay; and include a cover letter with it. o Family and friend8 sh<>ttId be considered a.s potentia l SOUTces of l.ead&. DOft. 't be afraid to ask fOT their advice and. a.1.Jf.!tance. W1I.l"n. it comes to getting a job by relyi"g on help from others~ the word pride ha6 lIet 10 be Invented. • Job openittgs come .... to the Career Pla"nf"1/ and Placement office d4i1I1. Stop bll a8 often (l$ neceUQTJI· And the staff there e""" refer 8t,,· dents to empwyen who have porition openinl/8. • DoK-'t lock 1:/OVrselj into OM 8peclr", po8i1ion; al· thoul/h your major mall ap· pear to be .ti"lI"lar in /OCtU, think about ",hat other po 8" biliti.e.s emt. TM Ca~er Planning and Placement atafl can help you sort. Ih'"1I8 oul. The boltom Une Is U1a.1U lUI a graduating senior you ha· ven't got a )Db yet or havent figured It all out yet you aren't alone! There Is h lp available but you need to seek It out Put your Ceara aside and get movtng . EXECUTIVE SECRETARIAL SERVICES, I Coo 0 provides a variety of services including: Consulting and proofreading of resum and CO\eT letters, QuahlY typesetting and disc storage capacaity. -.hkh enable\ tM- amomC'f to put their resume and CO\CT letter on file and the'n retne\e and dJ t to each specific company. Term papers and di.sscnations according to the APA ewdelin . lo-- cated at 245 Main SUett in Downto"n Racine. CaJI637-t997 rOt more details. WI' art hl"rt to mdl" )'Ou looT..tODd!!! Attention, Students Parkside Food Service would like to remind you to check your meal card balance. End of year is coming soon. Bulk purchases available at Mini-Mart. Meal cards are valid through May 12, 1989. Meal cards will not be accepted after this date. 6 Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger Parkside's"'* "Pur/2.le Dream: House of Pain" • • • Ch' Art prof wins award, takes competition In iceqo Dennis Bayuzlck, art pro- April 22. fessor at Parkstde, has been Bayuztck, a re~ogn~e~ named the recipient of the Midwest painter, s es . Frank DIMaria Award at the known for his two-dimenslon- 16th Annual Union League al paintings which Integrate Club Art Competition In Jungian psychology and sur- ChIcago, Ill. realist art. He holds a mas- Bayuzick Kenosha, was ter's degree in fine arts from awarded $2i5o for his airbrush the Ohio University School of palnllng entitled "Purple Art. Dream: House of Pain." The Other works of Bayuzlck .work was selected from 70 currently on exhibit include finalists chosen from 690 en- the 3rd annual Airbrush Ex- tries from throughout the cellence National Competi- Midwest: The exhibit was tlon, Lakewood, N.J.; the jurled by Dennis Adrtsn, Harper College 13th Annual ChIcago art critic, Richard Print & Drawing Exhibition, Hunt ChIcago artist and Palatine. Ill.; the North Shore Susa~ Wise, an art collector. Art league Midwest Print "Purple Dream: House of Show, Northwestem Unlver- Pain" is currently part of an sUy, Evanston, Ill,; and the exhibit at the Prince Gallery, 32nd Annual Beloit & Vicinity 357 W. Erie st., Chicago, Exhibition at Beloit College, which runs through Saturday, Beloit. Some People Carry our Compatibility a Bit Too Far Free mouse and up to $100 off with any 286 LP computer purchase! 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Apply Comm Arts theatre April 21-29, 8 pm NANNY OPPORTUNITIES: San Diego - one girl. $250/week * Atlanta _ travel· $160/week * Las Vegas . toddler _ $250/week * New Yor~ • private apt.. $175/week·Virginia. tntant . $200/week· Many positions available. One year commi~ent nee- essary. Call 1-800-937 -NANI. HELP WANTED· Receptionist. Part· time position requiring good math and typing skills, neat appearance, and good personality. Needed MWF 3-7 pm. If interested, call Donna at 652- 8936. WANTED -1 have four David Letter- man (in Chicago) tickets for Thurs., May 4. Want to trade two or all four for another night, Tickets NOT for sale! 8G7-2841. LOST & FOUND LOST: WEDDING ring • wide gold, scrolled "keepsake." Reward offered, Call Jill 639·9642. , PERSONALS HUMP me, Hump me, sitting on a wall, Hump me, try not to fall! If we should fall, we'll try It again, but Hump me, Hump me, don't let It end! GIDGE . We missed your party!! When was it? THE REAL Parkslde "dream" team lives in SA. TO THE schizo sports ed...when did you become a professional short stop and a profesional hockey player?? • pretty tricky! ! JAN & TIFF. Is that a threat? OohL..J'm scared. YES, WE'LL come over again! But to where? . Mitch & Teri CONGRATULATIONS Kathy and Clayton. "Like you're engaged or something!" . Beanz WHAT did Marilyn Monroe die of? ·a broken heart - HAS ANYone eaten any Gizzly Bear lately? WACKER· Congrats: on "stealing the show," number 47 sure is sweet! Way to~! • Burb and Beanz THE WANDA Twin's now own an an- swering machine for your conven- ience. Please leave your name and number at the sound of the moan! STEVE - Friday nite was fun: let's do it again. ABCD. NICOLE I & Nicole II, Have you decided yet?? MARCUS K, • ,You've got the look!! • me & me. TO mE POPcorn queens ...Ok this time we're really going to get some work done!! - Me. ATHENA, Been to any good parties lately?! - Kim DENNY ...oops, I mean Dennla ...J love that sexy look!! . Kin . NICOLE I & Nicole II, who's the lucky winner? PRINCESS: Look! No more chest! SONNY ·1 missed you... I ···U . Deed- er-, JAQUE and Wanda 2 went up the hill to fetch a box of Trojans. Before it was done they had joined Wanda, 1 and no one came down w/a frown! BIG BOB, Big Bertha: Bad News. OOOPS 111 Was that your drink that I spilled? ANTHONY, Sorry about the Curel. I know you need it for the "stuck butt" • Jeanette • PAT DOLF you know you want It, why don't you just come and get? . . MADEMOISELLE: Show me what a friendship - I mean relationship -real- ly is. - Monsier Rock OVERHEARD in PSGA ~ "Don gets it from both ends! !" OVERHEARD: "After Thursday nite Shellte had enough!" ATTENTIONl ATTENTION! Pat Dolf' breaks compulsIve_liar world record! What's next Pat? Are you king of England -or queen? JAQUE' be nimble! Jaque' be quick! Jaque' please give us your candle- stick! - The Wanda Twins TO THE PERVERT who dialed the porthole at 9:30 a.m. "What are you wearing?" Next time call after 7 p.m., that's when the Wanda's talk dirty! HEY JAQUE' . Collette and Chantal are now featuring ~ pelvic pushes for 65 cents. Yes, we accept all major' credit cards, and now meal tickets too!XDXOX chorale to perform Brahm's "LlebeslIeder WaI .tzes;" will be perfOl'llled": Parkslde's ChOrale ., Chamber Singers dUring~ annual "SchOlarship !leneIii Concert" Tuesday, April .. at .Atonement LU~ Church, 2915Wright Ave.• !li. cine. The concerl WllI be bel4. 8 p.m. Adinlsslon Is $4 for tile general public and $2 foto-. dents and senior CI~ Proceeds from the ~ will fund scholarships,. qualified Parkslde must.... dents. JOHN ,LUNA: Are you sure U...... and not crabs? SIN CLAIR: If you become 8; player I'll like you better. HEY, when temperatul'el rise the Wanda twins rise 101l1de! good time call1·800-WANDA! . PEBBLES, Sorry, but the WIler 'It never too deep: I know how w "'" Luka DOGGER, Denny, and Derrl~' look as good (if not better) front as from the back! But best? 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See Classified, page 7 ATTENTION SOPHOMORES & JUNIORS If you're a Math, Engineering, Physics, or Chemistry major & yo GPA is 3.3/4,0 (or better), the Navy would like to give you: • $1,100 a month until graduation • Paid graduate-level training Make an appointment at the Placement Office, or call ahead for information,toll-free: 1-800-242-1569 You are Tomorrow. You are the Navy. NAVY OFFICER. * Ranger Thursday, Apr. 20, 19897 ~111111""'Classifieds"""""""" ClaSSified from page 6 your knees and spread 'em for a . doggie style! Curt MR. SPORTS editor, don't cry Over a THIRD MuSketeer _ WOW spHled speller dlsk...crybabyl TH~ WLLC elevator needs a more in. .sA·MARILYN Monroe who's this . tuttrve order to the buttons week's fool? "IF YOU'RE not with the one you - A.R.K. Animal Rehabilitation Kinship love..Jove the one you're with!" Is Iooklng for volunteers. See Carol En~berg in Activities Office Student OV~RHEARD. in the darkroom Union,room209. (amidst giggles): I'm not going to THE PARKSIDE Sociology Club wUl blow. I didn't even do It yet! ED be havlng~a sludenl/faculty social on NOTE. Kehoewas not involved: . April 26th, 1-2p.m. in MOLN faculty TO ALL the men worth loving, I want lounge. to get to know you! . ONE U'l'TLE. two little, three little SB . YOU sate you "come down real shots, four HtUe, five UtUe, slx lltUe hard?! Sounds interesting! shots...Hey, next time let's try th1a JENNY AND TIFFANY d.ominate with alcohol! Parkside dorm night life . GIDGE - Have tun tomorrow: I'll be SAJENNI _ Beer here! Free beer. thinking of you, oh, around, lunch u- me.:.ME _TIlING tamiUar, something pe- ~iar, something for every-body • FORlJ)f! CAST and crew ot "A F.unny 1'1f! HaPpened on the Way to the TliIJ1~" lJIvtte you to join us! Foru,,·: Are you really "too easy?!" ~. NO dolphin m my water bed ~ be'if he calls me. AI. ~, IF dolphin is in my sea ~ wUl I tch'something? AI. O~I:RIIEARD in COMARTS parking lOt! Jon can get It in but he can't get ~t~1NE M. - Hey! Yo! Bitch -on Anemic Ranger bats fatten UWM's win 'column by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor The Ranger baseball hit rock bottom last Saturday, losing a doubleheader to the UW·MIlwaukee Panthers In Milwaukee. Onceagain, it was the ane- micRanger offense which did 'them in. as they could only generate eight hits on the af- lernoon, only one of which went for extra bases. The Panthers, on the other hand, drilleda pair of homeruns In the opener, and banged out elghi hits in game two for the sweep. The Panthers reached Ranger starter Darrln Flus- kolafor four' runs in the first three Innings, as he gave way to Dan Langendorf In the fourth. Withthe Rangers tralllng 4- 1. Langendorf held Milwau- kee at bay until the _sixth Whenthey hit for a single run witha two-out single. In the seventh, Parkside rallied, scoring three times with two outs. Brian Gauth- fer, who puiled the- Rangers Within one with hls two-out, two-run single, got as far as eecondbase but was stranded there as the rally ran out of gas. In game two, Parkside's-of- fense remained punchtess as onlythree men reached third The Ranger men's baseball squad Is having a rough time con- necting. base or beyond in. seven in- nings of baseball. Their only ron came on a run-scoring double by Ron Wilke in the fourth after Milwaukee took a 5-0 lead. Parkside's defense wasn't much help either, as they committed five errors in sur- rmtdlng the five panther runs UWM added a parr of run" in 'the sixth off John Hagen, the third Ranger ttcner of the game. Jeff konczal came in relief of Hagen to flnlsh the contest. which resulted in a 7·1 loss for the Rangers. starter Steve Leonhard suf- fered the loss In game two, while Langendorf was tagged wtth the loss In the opener as Parkside's record dropped to 5-10. A busy week looms for the Rangers as they reach the heart of their schedule. After having doubleheader in Waukesha against Carroll College on Tuesday, they will play five games in three days starting with a 1:00 p.m. twlnblll Friday. here. against Concordia. 1. UW·Parkside , 2. UW-Whitewater 3. UW~EauClaire 4. UW-Stevens Pt. 5. Marquette 6. UW-Oshkosh hldividual SCores: Scott Brandt - Todd Schaap Dave Wente 417 421 435 437 464 76 78 88 Footwear for: • Running • Soccer • Tennis • Racquetball • Aerobic • Basketball Dance • Volleyball Footwear by: • Etonic • Tiger • Adidas • Rocksport • Pony • Saucony • Nike • Bata • Converse • Reebok • New Balance • Treturn • Brooks • Le Cog Sportif 1150/0 OFFwith this ad I Specialist in Athletic Footwear and j;;in g Clothing MERRln'S RUNNING CENTER 5200 WASHINGTON AVE. WASHINGTON SQUARE RACINE, WISCONSIN PHONE: 632-4699 Parkside Golf Results Oshkosh Collegiate Golf Tournament Westhaven Golf Club TEAM RESULTS: 378 7. UW-Platteville 378 8. 51. Norbert 380 9. M.5.0.E. 388 10. UW-GreenBay 394 11, Madison Tech 406 oed Ii t" Scott "Ringer" Brandt (UWP)-72 Mas "Jim Lombardo (UWEC)-72 .72 Steve Gerber 73 Guy Leach. 74 Steve Jemck Hours: Daily 10-8; Sat. 10-5; Sun. 12-4 Ron's Peace Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: Bloody Marys 2 for', 12-4 p.m. TUesdays: "South of the Border Day" Margarltas Plna coladas Dreamslcles • $'.50 open Mon-sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon :S:SO'52nd Kenosha,W. 657-4455 8 Thursday, Apr. 20, 1989 Ranger 'Lady softballers are off to a strong 12-7 start by Tracl Nothrop and Suzie Brugionl Trying to Improve last year's overall record of 29·18, the Lady Rangers softball team appears to be on the right track. Combining a consistent defense with time- ly hitting, the squad has accu- mulated a 12-7 record thus far. Experience has proved to be a key for the Ranger's Ia- test winning streak. The team began their campaign with their annual trip to the Uni- versity of West Florida. On the trip, the team compiled a respectable 6-6 record. de- featlng three nationally ranked teams. A heartbreak- ing 2·1 1955 came at the hands of the host team, who was ranked number one national- ly. Coach Linda Draft, in her twelfth year of coaching at Parkside attributed the Flor- ida losses to weak hitting and some base running problems. Since their return, however I Parkside has posted a 7-1 re- cord, and has shown improve- ment with good hitting and strong pitching. Parkside defeated Lake Forest, Lewis, and Loyola all in five innings due to the 10· run rule. Laura Stock threw her second career no-hitter (a Parkside record) to highlight an impressive seven-game winning streak. On Sat., April 8, the Ranger ... winning streak came to an end, splitting with DePaul (who has been their toughest competition since returning from Florida). Behind the veteran pitching of Karen Both Ranger track teams defeated in action by Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor .. Strong defense and timely hitting have been the key to success. Llvesy (4-3), the Rangers de- gest scoring opportunity be- feated DePaul 5-1 In the first fore that as they loaded the game of the doubleheader. bases in the seventh but Cheryl Rentmeester high- failed to score. ~ Ilghted the offense, going two In the top of the eighth, the for three With a pair of runs Blue Demons scored three scored, while Laura Stock times. to give them the lead knocked in three runs. and the win as Parkside was The winning streak came to held scoreless in their half of an end in a disappointing the inning. Beth Hansen took extra/ inning loss 6.3. In the the loss, their first" since reo top of the first, the Blue turning to Wisconsin, leaving Demons started with a bang, her record a 5-3. In the game, connecting for three runs. Parkside out-hit DePaul 10-8 The bottom of the first saw but trailed at the pay window. the Rangers answer, as they Coach Draft summarized rallied for two runs on a the season to this point by Wendy "Smurf" Sackman commending the hitting of blast to the right-centerfield Sackman (.411) and Merisa gap. "Merv" Poslg (.500) since After holding DePaul in Florida. Kathy Livesy was check in their half of the sec. also praised by Draft for her ond the Rangers added a run defensive skills behind the to tie the score at three with plate. "On the whole, I'm a single tally. really pleased," commented Both teams remained sco- Draft. "They're playing like retess until the eighth, with juni'ors and seniors this the Rangers missing the big- year." Bimger Vs. Redmen Cross-town rivalry ends in draw by Jeff Lemmermann In the bottom of the sev- Sports Editor enth, the Ranger's wasted a The Parkside men's base. prime opportunity. With two ball team continued to strug- on and one out, Ken Neese gle at the plate for eight in. lined hard to second for the nings against Carthage Col. second out of the inning, and lege last Tuesday, but found Jeff Reikowski went down on some life in the final six in. strikes as the winning run nings to gain a split against was stranded at second. their cross-town rivals. Carthage scored what For five innings in game proved to be the game winner one. the teams were locked in in the 8th as a one-out single a pitcher's dual as Parkside's I put runners on the corners Steve Leonhard and Car. - against Langendorf. Jay thage's Steve Kuhnke each Nazos, the Redmen's left gave up only one run. In the fielder, gave Carthage the sixth, though, the Redmen lead with a fly ball to center tallied twice, aided by a pair to give them the 5-4lead. of Ranger errors to give them Parkside didn't go quietly a -3-1 lead. Immediately, though. After a lead-off Walk, Parkside responded with 3- Parkside bunted Into a dou- runs of their own, capped off ble-play. Still, the Rangers -s. by Dave Rebro's RBI single loaded the bases with two to give them the lead at 4-3. outs, but the tying run stayed The lead was short lived as 90 feet away as Armand a tiriitg Leonhard gave up a" Bonofiglio went down swing- lead-off double and an RBI Ing to end the game. single with only one out In the - For' the contest, the seventh. Reliever Dan Lan- Rangers 'stranded 11 runners gendort was called upon and as Parkside shortstop Doug he escaped the jam with no Londo and left fielder Ron ~ further damage. Wilke COllidedon a short fly ball. Wilke suffered only a black eye In the Incident, but Londo will be out for at least two weeks with what was thought to be a mildly sepa- rated shoulder. In game two, Parkslde dis- covered some life in their dormant bats as they erupted for 8-runs In the first three in- nings to grab an 8-2 advan- tage. Freshman catcher Stan Diedrich's two run single in the first and .Neese's two run single in the second sparked the attack. Still, Carthage rallied with a pair of runs In the fifth on four- consecutive hits against pitcher Jeff Fennrtck, the eventual winner in game two. Brian Gauthier captured those runs back with a two- out, two run single in the fifth to clinch the split for Park- side as they went on to win 10-6. Jack KJebesadel was 3-3 In the night cap with two dou- bles and three runs scored as Parksldes record moved to 5- 8. Last weekend both Park- side track teams were in ac- tion as the women's team went to Whitewater for a dual meet and the men's team went down to Napervtlle, Ill. for- a five team meet at host North Central. The women's team swept all the running events but had to forego the field events and hurdles which led to their 81- 61 defeat. The day was high- lighted by some outstanding performances as Nancy Mart- er and Becca Scott qualified F for the NAIA national meet May _25·27 in Asuza, Ca. Ma.rt- er qualified in the 1500m WIth a time of 4:36.5. In addition she ran on the winning 1600m relay and finished third In the 4oom. Scott qualified In the 100m with a 12 second flat and had enough left to anchor I the 400m and 800m teams to victory as well relay first place finish In the ':a with a 25.8 finish. ...... Also running on the teams were Rueshon 1'e\lIt wards. Veronica Ch!lo~~ and Yolanda Flnle;;:"O; first place finishers were n.;.... Collier In the 5000m Walk ~ 17.0), Jilleen Pfarr In.1\Ie 300m and 400m daSh, alii Chamlee in the 800m ill, 20.8. For the men the '-' didn't fare quite so wen but several indiViduals stood. Dan Peterson won the steeplechase in an cu ing time 9 minutes 19.9 Mike Norris -ann Brown finished 4th and the 5000m in with respec times of 15:21.3 and 16' respectively. Tracy pull. sixth In the 1500m With 07.6 as host North won the meet. . Men's tennis squad swe off court by UWM by Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor ,On Monday, April 10, the Parkside men's tennis team took on>a "far superior UW- Milwaukee team in a contest which featured a clean sweep , by Milwaukee. Parkside was overpowered throughout the day as they were swept in straight sets in all but one match that being Jeff Sta- nich's in the second singles as he was retired in three sets. Although the 0-9 record on the ,day was a disappointment for the team it was. not demor-al- izing because Parkside was playing great tennis against a team that was far superior. The Milwaukee trip had to be put behind the team quick- ly as they returned home for a Tuesday match against Concordia.· The team showing no ill effects Monday en route to an tory. Joe Barrette .. tone for the day In gles as he scored a s set 6/3, 6/3 Victory. It lowed by the only loss day as a tired Jeff went. down in straight But after that it was all side as Brian Chlke, Harris, Scott Schulle~ Andy Hay all scored set victories in singles. that impressive start to them jnto .doubles the scored straight set v In al1 three doubles Play in doubles was hlg ed by an excellent *1 which .saw Kirk Nohlii Stanich score a hard 7/6 (7/5), 6/3 victory. Basketball recruitment derby is underway by Jeff Reddick Asst. Sports Editor The Spring signing period has been good to the Rangers men's basketball team as they have already signed three .players for next year's squad. . They are: Dan Kuehn a 6' 9" junior college transfer from Gogeblc Community College; 6' 8" Tim Juric a Yugoslavian native ~ho - played in Graettinger, Iowa. last . season; and Racine Park's Todd Gray a 6' 6"sec. ond team Ail-Racine County, Kuehn looks to be the re- placement for departing sen- ior Richard Delk, and he has fine numbers to back him. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 26 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Mandatory arrest for domestic abuse includes roommates Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, Apr. 13, 1 HTium y Q D¥i[RSDTY / — 7 f c z l C A f* — " j N / enmaMBHHnaH Complex new state law affects Res. Halls... Mandatory arrest for domestic abuse includes roommates by Kelly McKissick New9 Editor Students on campus may be facing more than just a black eye or bloody lip as the result of personal confrontations. Under a newly-implemented state law, individuals will face a mandatory arrest in cases of domestic abuse. Wisconsin Act 346 was put into effect on Saturday, April 1. It is not an easy law to interpret, but clearly points out the removal of an officer's discretion in cases of domestic abuse. According to David Ostrowski, director of Campus Police, the law has positive and negative aspects to it. A charge of domestic abuse can only be used after an assault- related crime has been committed. This category includes "intentional infliction of physical pain, injury or illness; intentional impairment of physical condition; first through third degree sexual assualt; or a physical act, or a threat in conjunction with a physical act, which may cause the other person reasonably to fear imminent engagement in the (aforementioned) conduct," as stated in Act 346 The domestic abuse charge results in a mandatory arrest of the aggressor. "Domestic abuse becomes an enhancement of that crime," Ostrowski said. "It does not increase the penalty, its purpose is to identify and address the issue of abuse between two parties." Domestic abuse can fall under two categories. The first is a situation in which abuse is being inflicted on an adult under the category of spouse, former spouse or adult relative. The second is a situation in which abuse is inflicted upon an adult by an adult with whom that person resides or formerly resided. "That's where we get into the situation of college roommates. The idea behind writing the law in that particular language, in my opinion, is to cover people who are not legally married," Ostrowski stated. However, it also applies to individuals living together in academic situations, even those of the same sex. He provided the example of two men living together in the Residence Halls as college >ave Ostrowski Campus Police Director freshmen. They do not live together in any of the following years. If the two individuals become involved in a physical fight in the Union as seniors, battery has occurred. If Campus Police officers estabability." Ostrowski said it complicates a lot of situations on campus. "What would ordinarily be a push and shove case between two roommates now becomes a crime in the State of Wisconsin," he explained. If one aggressor cannot be determined in the situation, if both parties committed a crime, Ostrowski said both parties can be arrested. Another complex facet to the new law is a contact prohibition, which prohibits the aggressor from coming in contact with the victim for a 24-hour period after the arrest has been made. "Essentially it states that the victim has the right to have the suspect avoid the residence or premises temporarily occupied by a victim for 34 hours," Ostrowski said. The victim has the ability to waive the contact prohibition John Kehc According to the new law, officers are left with one decision in cases of domestic abuse: arrest lish that the individuals once lived together, it also becomes a case of domestic abuse. "That's probably where things become a little gray in a college campus situation. The arrest decision is no longer at the discretion of the officer. The law states that the officer must arrest the aggressor and take him/her into custody if probable cause has been established that a crime has been committed," Ostrowski said. "Many law enforcement officers are concerned about the fact that discretion has been removed completely from the officers' at any time. The intensity of the situation increases if the aggressor violates that contact prohibition. Ostrowski explained that if this situation occurs, the crime for which the aggressor was initially arrested immediately becomes a felony. The ramifications of the contact prohibition can potentially upset living conditions at the Residence Halls if a charge of domestic abuse is brought against roommates. Ostrowski said he hopes to change the contact prohibition clause for the campus, See Arrest, page 4 Vol. XVII, No. Prof scam bashes higher education system by Bill Serpe Is Charles Sykes, author of Profscam, the Salmon Rushdie of Academia? A twentyone year veteran of the tenure system dubbed Sykes with this moniker in reference to the professoriat-bashteach at least 12 hours a week and that UW-Madison Chancellor Donna Shalala refuses to directly answer questions concerning that issue. Sykes said his harshest criticism came from people who had not read his book. Profscam charges that professors. "For too long there has been a religious faith in higher education." -Charles Sykes ing Sykes accomplishes in his work. "I'm not surprised," Sykes said. "There seems to be a personal intolerance among the academics to critics." Sykes has made himself their critic by writing a book that suggests we take H. L. Mencken's advice that "anyone who really wanted to improve the universities should start by burning the buildings and hanging the professors." In a recent telephone interview, Sykes, a former editor of "Milwaukee" magazine, said he felt most academics were going to dismiss his book altogether. Instead, he "gets letters everyday from senior professors who are enjoying the book." Reviews in the New York Times and other major newspapers have been very favorable. By writing this book, Sykes had hoped to force higher education to look at itself and as a way of helping parents to be more consumer aware. "For too long," he said, "there has been a religious faith in higher education." He had also hoped to get a national debate going about the priorities of higher education. He talked about Wisconsin state representative Larson's bill to require professors to generally speaking, not only do not like to teach but that they are openly hostile to anyone who does teach. Sykes cites that four of the last five teaching excellence award winners at Harvard have been denied tenure. "One professor said that the book (Profscam) was potentially dangerous and should never have been published," he said, but feels that "the problem is so large and so visible it is impossible to ignore forever." Within the pages of Profscam, Sykes relentlessly gives evidence of the disintegration of the university system. When asked about the preponderance of examples of poor teaching, teaching assistants who do not speak English, and research publication of little or no value, Sykes said, "It's not my normal style to cite so much evidence, but in Profscam I wanted to pile up as much as possible." Sykes explained that he had not spoken against the fine arts as he had against the humanities, the hard sciences and the social sciences because he had not had much experience in that area. See related story, page 10 Inside... Page 2... New Registration policy Page 3... Homo & haircut special Interest dorms — why not? Page 7... It's almost over so don't blow it! Page 10 ... Profscam attacks professoriat of today 2 Thursday, Apr. 13, 1989 Ranger Guest editorial New registration policy is for the benefit of all Included in the Fall 1989 registration packet is an addendum identifying a series of changes being implemented at Parkside concerning course registration. These changes include the blessing of the Director of Advising for a student to enroll in more than 18 credit hours, mandatory attendance in all classes or notification of the instructor of absences in advance lest the instructor drop the student from the course, and the ability of the instructor to drop a student from a class if he/she has not completed the prerequisites for the course. While for many these will not have a noticeable effect, there may be cause for alarm or irritation on behalf of both student and instructor. Regardless of your participation in higher education, should you find yourself spontaneously reacting to said changes as negative strictly because they require increased effort on your behalf, reconsider your reaction: their implementation is the lesser of t wo evils. In the summer of 1988, the Board of Regents passed legislation to require all UW System campuses to have no higher than a five percent student course drop rate. Simply stated, this number represents a five percent reduction in overall class enrollment at the end of the semester compared with the beginning. In the event that a drop rate in excess of five percent exists, the Regents mandate a review of existing add/drop standards conducted internally and reported to the Regents for potential action. This guideline is to take effect this Fall. could reduce this number. Parkside has one of the most liberal add/drop structures in the UW System: a student can drop a class unconditionally as late as the eighth week, add a course unconditionally through two and conditionally through eight, and, in extreme cases, conditional add/drop exists up through the last week. Most "We have enjoyed a tolerant policy... we must pay the piper if we are to continue to do so, /est we lose the privilege " ___ -Ross Pettit The date for calculating drop rates are obtained by taking a "snapshot" - a summation of the total sectional enrollment of every course - two weeks into the semester and at the last academic week. The end of semester total is subtracted from the two week snapshot, which is further divided by the two week snapshot. This decimal number is the percentage of decrease (or increase) in the course enrollment. At the time of the aforementioned legislation being approved, Parkside had a 5.7 percent decrease in course enrollment which, if the policy had been in effect, would require Parkside to review its add/drop policy to propose changes in the policy that UW campuses consider the four week drop/two week add period as excessive. We have enjoyed a very tolerant policy, but as the winds of change are now blowing, we must pay the piper if we are to continue to do so, lest we lose the privilege entirely. By deciding to enforce this legislation a year after the date of passage the Regents gave each UW campus a "grace period" to attempt resolution of excessive drop ratio before the mandates took effect. The Academic Policies Committee at Parkside met late last Fall to identify potential "weak spots" in current registration/enrollment guidelines to attempt solution of the high drop percentage through these outlets versus an outright revision of the campus add/drop policy. The revisions in the registration packet are the proposal they developed to address the problem. By limiting course enrollment, it is hoped that students will use more objectivity in selecting courses for a semester by requiring extra effort to enroll in higher course levels. This, hopefully, will discourage mass over-enrollment by students leading to drops in the third to eighth weeks of the semster, thus contributing to a higher drop percentage. This requirement does not prevent students from enrolling in 18 or more credits, it simply makes it less convenient, the goal being that only those students serious about attempting 18 or more credit hours in a semester will seek this approval. The removal of a student from a course for failure to attend a class may raise animosity within both student and faculty alike; however, consider that Parkside has one of the lowest (if not the lowest) student-to-faculty • ratios in the UW System, a fact that has come under scrutiny of news media in the past. This low ratio is a great asset as it facilitates student/ faculty interaction versus the separation that is commonplace at large campuses. Unfortunately, many do not exploit this opportunity. Requiring student communication with the instructor in the event of inability to attend will ideally provide one method by which students and faculty can bridge the intrinsic gap between them. The final change, the ability for a student to be dropped by the instructor because of failure to meet prerequisites for the course is not an inconvenience. Many faculty members waive prerequisites should a student seek instructor consent beforehand. Bravo to the Academic Policies Committee for an objective policy modification that both directly addresses the problem and not an overreaction to an issue in a situation where such behavior would be detrimental. These changes will, we hope, reduce the drop percentage a significant amount and therefore not require the overhaul of the current policy that we all enjoy and benefit from. While these inconveniences may cause irritation, weigh the increased costs with the alternative: loss of the flexibility we now enjoy. The time has come, indeed, to pay the piper. Let's hope this payment appeases his appetite. by Ross Pettit If hindsight is 20/20, Wingspread is a worthwhile investment To the Editor: This past academic year I was selected to participate in a very special program Parkside is involved with: the Wingspread Fellowship Program. For those of you who may not be familiar with it, it is a program in which 13 universities in Wisconsin and the Midwest chose students to attend local, national or interantion-. al conferences, all taking place at Wingspread in Racine. The selection process for new Wingspread Fellows takes place once a year, and the nominations for this year have already started. My term as a Wingspread Fellow will last through August, but I would like to take this opportunity now, during the recruitment and selection process, to share with the faculty and the student body what I experienced as a Wingspread Fellow. The Wingspread Foundation is, above all, an educational institution that strives to maintain a reputation of excellence. At each conference, I was surrounded by a degree of scholarly excellence which reinforced the importance of education, heightened my appreciation for education and emphasized my lack of education. Intimidating? Yes, but that's life. It was priceless for me to be able to witness current issues being debated and information being exchanged. The participants of the conferences are the innovators of our times. They toss around the ideas by which policies are made, although it is not at every conference that deciRosemarie Cucunato sions can be agreed upon. When the debating rounds were over and the bells rang for dinner, the personal level started, and I enjoyed myself the most. At each of the conferences, Wingspread would take care of the dining arrangements. Besides providing gourmet cuisine, this was the chance to meet and talk with the conferees. There is one conversation in particular which I wish to share, because I think it sums up the attitude of the conference participants and the atmosphere of Wingspread very nicely. I was talking with a very impressive woman lawyer working for the Ohio state government. We were talking about life struggles and experiences, good and bad. Then she stopped for a minute, smiled and said, "No matter what goals in life you have or what you achieve, always remember who you are and the opportunities you've been given." I wish to express my gratitude to the Wingspread Foundation for funding this program and giving students the rare opportunity of attending these conferences, to Dr. Lillian Trager for nominating and sponsoring me for the program and to Dr. Willie Curtis a very special thanks, for his work and devotion which insures Parkside's participation in the Wingspread Fellowship Program. by Rosemarie Cucunato Wingspread Fellow EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Editor-in-Chief Kelly McKissick News Editor Kellie Paccagnella Asst. News Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Michelle Gaal Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubner .'. 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"" ""erS' a"d dassi,ied ads'is Monday at 10 a.m. tor pub lication nosh^wT00l1iO11H. r'efieeptenopnheo 4n1e4/^5w53s-'2!!2^87 (Editorial) or 414/55 3-22B9o5x (2A0d0v0e' rKties"- Ranger Thursday, Apr. 13, 1989 3 SSmSaiamimtim^^mm^mik^mSSSSSSSSmSSm Homo and haircut special interest dorms - why not? To the Editor: I would like to applaud the advent of the new special-interest dorms. The mother of this brain-child, Cynthia Isetts, is deserving of a serious accolade. I feel such a housing set-up will have many advantages and help all of the campus residents to grow personally and live harmoniously in a spirit of brotherhood and peace, and hey, isn't that what college is all about? I am looking forward to the day when sutjh a project begins. Finally students will be able to live in an environment which nurtures their development, such as the art dorm, the 70's music dorm (where appreciators of Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, and Aerosmith may listen to their favorite bands without visiting a museum or offending those with taste), and the snob dorm (this has certain entrance requirements of course). R.J. Reynolds may even sponsor a smoker's dorm. A homosexual dorm would alleviate such tensions as those experienced this past fall, and ease the burden on counselors who have to quell the unrest. Perhaps most important of them all is the haircut dorm. This would provide a haven for anyone with dyed hair (preferably black), a pony tail (the latest fad), spiked hair (yet another outpost of the passe'), or other such variations on his or her locks and tresses. This seems to be the interest with the strongest lobby, as evidenced by all the posters currently displayed on campus. Here's hoping we all have our interests served on a special- interest dorm platter! Love or what you will, Hamilton Chetwinde In response to a response...cross debate To the Editor: The following is an open letter to Mr. Bill Horner. Dear Mr. Horner; In response to your rather virulent rebuttal of my letter, we are in total agreement on one point: my opinion was uninformed - but not intentionally. Until Assistant Chancellor Goetz's article appeared in the same issue of the Ranger as my letter, I had no idea what the dilemma was concerning the pool, though not from any lack of trying. I regularly called to find out when the pool would reopen only to be given the same pat answer: nobody's sure, call back in a week. Each week I read the Ranger but no mention was ever made of the complications being faced by the Administration. Finally, out of frustration, I wrote a speculative letter based on previous experiences with pools that were not well maintained. It turned out that the delays were caused by an inept contractor. If these problems had been made general knowledge, as they should have been, my letter certainly would have had a different flavor. Although this contractor, and the people responsible for hiring him without thoroughly checking his credentials, could be included as part of the "maintainance staff" per se, I did not specifically do so in my letter. If I pointed too harsh a finger at the engineering staff, I hope that they will now accept my sincere apologies. As to the intelligence Mr. Horner, the concept is very subjective; what you would consider to be intelligent, I might not. For expample: I don't think that it's intelligent to rebut an argument with blind attacks on the author's personality rather than by trying to discredit his or her (admittedly scarce) evidence - you obviously do. Finally regarding expertise; I will continue to maintain that my rather unique upbringing around pool facilities qualifies me, perhaps not as an expert but certainly as an informed amateur, on matters regarding their maintenance. In comparison, you cite an impressive but rather ambiguous list of construction jobs and you are now a student assistant to the Facilities engineer, which gives you possible insights into how these positions affect the pool - none of which you displayed in your letter. Sincerely, Don Hill Student, Swimmer and Radical-a t -La rge P.S. Since the pool is open and presumably functioning properly again (which was my sole concern originally), I propose we declare the debate a draw since it is fairly obvious that neither of us will concede the other's position. UW-Parkside Music Department presents The University Chorale and Chamber Signers Robert Campbell, Conductor in their annual Scholarship Benefit Concert featured work - Brahm's Liebeslieder Waltzes Tuesday, April 25, 8 p.m. Atonement Lutheran Church 2915 Wright Avenue Racine, Wi Admission S4./S2. Zenith gives you more time to concentrate on the important things Like sleep! Zenith pioneered No Wate State technology. Put simply, it's the fastest design in the computer industry. This means your work gets done quickly and your sleep gets started sooner. Free mouse and up to $100 off with any 286 LP computer purchase! Hurry. Offer expires soon. For more information contact: Ross Pettit or Colortron Computers in Racine or Kenosha TgMJTH dsyasttae ms THE QUALITY GOES IN BEFORE THE NAME GOES ON' 4 Thursday, Apr. 13, 1989 Ranger Roommate fights complicated Arrest, from page 1 because it would be virtually impossible to guarantee the aggressor would not even see the victim somewhere on campus. He hopes to have it changed to enforce no direct contact with the victim. "For instance, if the aggressor and victim have a class together, we would say that the individual who was arrested would not be able to attend class the next day. However, if they pass each other in the hallway, we do not know how that would work through the clause," Ostrowski said. DeAnn Possehl, director of Residence Life, said the contact prohibition clause "will definitely affect us. Over the course of the year, we've had a number of roommate conflicts, ranging from someone throwing an object to pushing or shoving. We have also had a couple of situations already where the law has been enacted in the Residence Halls." She explained that the 24- hour contact prohibition can cause problems with roommates. "Our current occupancy level is that if we have to find them an alternate place to live, we have some John Kehoe Fighting roommates will find themselves in handcuffs under the new domestic abuse law. open spaces. Ostrowski hopes that students will look at the new law and weigh out its consequences before releasing their anger on another student. Possehl said she explained the law to residents with roommate conflicts prior to its enactment so they could see that their actions would result in an arrest in the future. The law will also be included in the Residence Hall student handbook. PREVIOUS OR FUTURE ORADS 4$Oc. % WWPe''v e got the •i A?*, Hot Ford NEW CARS NEW TRUCKS of your choice Available At 221 Sheridan Road Sheridan Road at State Line CALL 1-800-4MARINA Ask for Dan *To Approved Buyers Ostrowski said the Residence Hall staff is willing to answer any questions regarding the new law. The Parkside counselors, Stu Rubner and Barbara Larson, are informed about the new law as well and can talk to students about its variables and consequences. Dreger is new Aux. business manager by Kellie Paccagnella Asst. News Editor Recently Parkside acquired a new Auxiliary Service Business Manager, Mike Dreger. Dreger started his new job on March 2. Dreger's primary responsibilities will be overseeing budgets and keeping records for Auxiliary Services. The Auxiliary Services Dreger will be in charge of includes Child Care, the Union, Student Health Services, Student Activities and Organizations, as well as Housing. In addition, Dreger will be working as a financial analyst, reviewing projected expenses. Dreger will also be working closely with Housing, revising and reviewing their budget. Dreger feels the job will take a great deal of work but he feels it will be a challenge. "The transition into this job will be very challenging, Cindy Wirtz started a lot of procedures that I would like to finish. It is going to be "Isaac Lalor" an aciylic painting by Rick Burns, is one of the works in the Student Art Show. The show will run through May 2. *QWIZ SKILLS EVALUATION SYSTEM 1. Typing 2. Data Entry 3. Multimate 4. WordStar 5. WordPorfect 6. Display/Write 3 7. D Base III Plus 8. Lotus 1-2-3 TUTORIAL SOFTWARE PACKAGES ~~n»miniimiii«iiiiii« i«^— COLLEGE IS TOUGH ENOUGH! Shouldn't you make it easier by learning those programs that make your assignments GRADE A material? One-On- One instruction, flexible schedules. Call Faith At Merrick Business Center MERRICK BUSINESS CENTER A Division ol Memck Consult ants. Inc. for further information <4141 658-8934 Mike Dreger very challenging," he stated. Dreger also plans to organize an efficient monthly reporting system. ".I'd like to have some form of the procedures written down regarding budgets and cash handling," Dreger claims. Dreger graduated with a BBA in financing from the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee in December of 1988. While at UW-Milwaukee he worked as the Union Budget Analyst for five years. Dreger feels his job at Parkside entails more responsibility due to the fact that he is in charge of several operations. "At UW-Milwaukee the individual operations were so large that they were responsible for themselves. Here at Parkside, I am in charge of several operations that I would never have had the chance to be at UW-Milwaukee. That's a big responsibility, and a real challenge," he stated. Dreger hopes to soon complete the transition from UWM to UW-P and begin to organize ideas into programs. In December, Dreger plans to return to UW-Milwaukee to start working on his Masters in Business and Administration degree. Supervisors needed The Juvenille Intake Services of Kenosha need college students to supervisework sites where young people ages 12-18 are completing community work hours. This volunteer position may be a possible summer internship. For more information, call 553-2200 or come to Union 209. , RESEARCH INFORMATION Largest Library of Information in U.S. • All „ . „ Subjects Order Catalog Today with Visa/MC or COD nmid;idj!i,^|i|-| 800-351 -0222 „ In Calif. (213) 477-8226 9W3$!52 0010 Research Information 11322 Idaho Ave . #206-A. Lo s Angeles. CA 90025 Ranger Thursday, Apr. 13,1989 5 i—- 'i;' News Briefs Compiled by Kellie Paccagnella Asst. News Editor Stevens Point bans smoking Starting next Fall smoking will be banned at the University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point, reported the Wisconsin State Journal. Smoking will be banned in all buildings except residence halls and students unions. Under the new rules, which were recently approved by the Faculty Senate, the residence halls and the Wisconsin, Allen, and Debot student centers would be exempt from the smoking ban. The Faculty Senate is also scheduled to vote on a proposal to ban alcohol from all dorms except Baldwin and Hyer Halls, where most upperclassmen reside. All students in the remaining 13 dorms, even those of legal drinking age, would not be allowed to alcoholic beverages in their rooms. Most students receive Fin. Aid. About 1 in 3 University of Wisconsin System students received a share of $223.4 million in financial aid last year,, reported the Milwaukee Journal. Out of 161,887 eligible students some 58,255 were granted financial aid. The average financial aid package rose $262. The $223.4 million was divided among $122.5 in loans, $78.3 million in grants, and $22.6 million in work study assistance programs, according to a report to be reviewed by the UW Board of Regents. According to Fred Poellnitz, UW System vice president for business and finance, the total federal, state, and university assistance was 5.6 percent more than the aid awarded last year. Madison hosts freshman forums Until now, freshman at the University of Wisconsin- Madison have had little choice but to listen to professors from a distance. Recently, eminent professors have held forums with freshmen, reported the Milwaukee Journal. E. David Cronon, dean of the College of Letters and Science, suggested the freshman seninars and recruited retired faculty to teach them. Unfortunately, there is a limit of 15 students to a seminar. With only 9 seminars available that means only 135 students can enroll in the seminars. Reid A. Bryson, emeritus professor of geography and meteorology, feels the seminars are an excellent opportunity for both students and professors. Bryson claims he would rather teach freshmen than upperclassmen or graduate students. "They haven't been pounded into a mold yet," Bryson said. Advanced students become two-dimensional specialists, unable to relate well with others, he said. Shakespeare dinner April 23 Come celebrate the birthday of one of England's great playwrights and poets, William Shakespeare, on Sunday, April 23, at 5 p.m. in Union 104-106. The event is being sponsored by the Teaching Shakespeare Resource Center (TSRC) and the English Club. An authentic Elizabethan English roast beef dinner will be served. Vice Chancellor John Stockwell will speak and present awards to the winners of the TSRC sonnet writing contest. Take advantage of the opportunity for English faculty, majors and interested students to get together. Cost of the dinner is $8.50 for students and $9.50 for non-students. Checks should be made out to TSRC and sent to the Regional Staff Development Center, c/o Ann Moskowitz. Reservations must be made by Wednesday, April 20. Call 553-2002 for more information. Women's Center meeting April 18 The Women's Resource Center Steering Committee is presently holding meetings to work on a revised draft of a mission statement for the center. The next meeting will be held Tuesday, April 18 at 3:20 p.m. in Union 106. The group is working on changes in goal statements for the mission statement. A sub-committee has been formed to determine job qualifications and duties for a part-time employee position at the center. Anyone interested in providing input for the Women's Resource Center should contact Diane Welsh n Union 209 or call 553-2279. Club-Events GEOLOGY CLUB ENGLISH CLUB Dr. Jean Bahr, of the Department of Geology and Geophysics at UW-Madison, will speak on "Field Studies of Groundwater Contamination in Glacial Deposits" at 1 p.m. on Friday, April 14, in GRNQ 113. Dr. Bahr is a hydrogeologist who specializes in the flow and chemical characteristics of subsurface water supplies. The talk is free and open to the public. SEXUAL HARRASSMENT COMMMITTEE The Sexual Harrassment Committee is sponsoring a forum entitled "Personal Safety on Campus" on Monday, April 17, at 1 p.m. in UNION 104. The talk is free and open to the public. Elections for the English Club 1989-90 officers will take place on Wednesday, April 19 at 1 The Ranger is now soliciting applications for the 1989-90 EDITOR-IN-CHIEF. Applications are available at the Ranger office, WLLC D-139C. Deadline for submission of applications is April 20, 1989 at noon Ranson to give Dickens readings Charles Dickens is coming to town! David Nicholas Ranson, Englishman and English professor at the University of Akron, will present a slide lecture on "The Landscape of Consciousness: Dickens and Thackery," on Monday, April 17 at 1 p.m. in Comm Arts 134. Ranson will also give a public reading of Dickens' work on Tuesday, April 18 at 7 p.m. at the Golden Rondelle Theater, 1525 Howe Street, Racine. The event is free to the public, but reservations must be made by calling 631-2154. The slide lecture will compare the housing, landscape and materialism of the lives of novelists Dickens and Thackery through pictures and discussion. Ranson will dress as Dickens for the public reading, which will feature excerpts from "The Trial from Pickwick" and "Nicholas Nickleby at Mr. Squeer's School." Dickens often gave public readings, where he reached a popular compromise between narration and impersonation of his characters. He often modulated his readings to the David Ranson type of audience, adding deleted material and even commenting on his own performance. Dickens' own annotations in his reading copy, memoir notes and newspaper accounts help Ranson to recreate the excitement that was part of these public readings. p.m. in Comm Arts 128. Elect your new officers, meet other club members and make known what you would like to see happen next year. 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Also, Cynthia Larson, management information systems, and Karen Nelson, applied computer science, will begin internships with Northwestern Mutual in June. JoAnne Goodyear, director of C P&P, said that the CP&P office is looking to work with academic programs interested in establishing internship initiatives and has a booklet available outlining opportunities for experiential learning, internships, externships and cooperative education. If faculty members are aware of Parkside students in internship situations other than those listed above, please notify Goodyear. City off Kenosha Seeks Student Workers For Summer Employment Contact Mike Plate at UW-Parkside Job Service 553-2656 Kenosha County residency not required Affirmative Action Employer M-F-H PS/2 - top of the charts! For a limited time, you have your choice of three IBM Personal System/2* models at a special campus price. These PS/2 models are on the top of the charts in quality and value. So, stop in and see us today! 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Software is loaded and ready to gol List Price $4,437 $6,117 $8,912 Your Price* $2,399 $2,799 $4,449 I'm''9d'°3u^l'ea slu<*nts, faculty and slatt who order an IBM PS/2 Model 8530-E21.8550-031 or 8570-E61 on or before June 30.1989 Pnces quoted do not Include sales lax, handling ancVor processing charges. Check with your school regarding these charges. Orders are sub|ect lo availability. IBM may withdraw the promotion at any time without wntien notice. For more information contact the Computer Support Center, 553-2235 • vadem** erf *M CorporaMn. Week at the Park Thursday, April 13 Movie: "U2 Rattle and Hum" will be shown at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is $1.00 for Parkside students and $2.00 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Friday, April 14 Workshop: "File Transfer to CMS" begins at 1:30 p.m. in WLLC D150A. Call ext. 2235 for reservations. Movie: "U2 Rattle and Hum" (PG) will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Battle of the Bands begins at 8:30 p.m. in the Union Cafeteria. Admission is charged. Sponsored by PAB. Sunday, April 16 Movie: "U2 Rattle and Hum" will be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, April 17 Round Table: "World Awareness and Perception Among University Business Majors"by Anne Austin at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106. The event is free and open to the public. Tuesday, April 18 Workshop: "Plan, Create and Carry Out an Advertising Program" begins at 9 a.m. in Union 207. Sponsored by the Small Business Development Center. Call ext. 2047 for details. Talent Show: "Open Mike Night" begins at 9 p.m. in Union Square. The event is free and open to the public. Sponsored by PAB. Wednesday, April 19 Workshop: "Introduction to PageMaker Macintosh"• begins at 1 p.m. in WLLC D150E. Call ext. 2235 for reservations. Concert at 1 p.m. in CA D118 featuring the UW-Eau Claire Arts Quartet. The concert is open to the public at no charge. Workshop: "How to Start a Home-Based Business" begins at 6 p.m. in Union 207. Call ext. 2047 for reservations. Thursday, April 20 Movie: "Babette's Feast" will be shown at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Tickets for the Foreign Film Series will be available at the door. Easter Seals Camps in the Wisconsin Dells Seeks Summer Staff to work with people who have physical disabilities. Room and Board provided with average salary of $105.00. Male staff especially needed. J Contact: Mike Plate, UW-P Job Service. 553-2656 JAps pkacoH cjiiHese ReslAURAffT Kenosha's Own & Only A Star (4 Chef) Chinese Restaurant * * • * Sunday Buffet 7 Main Courses Some New Main 3 Appetizers Courses Every Soup & Cookies Week A spicy Hot Dish Added (Hunan/Szechuan Style) Luncheon Selections Daily Daily Combination Specials (4 Items including Egg Roll) - SPECIALTIES - Mandarin, Szechuan, Hunan Cantonese Cuisine (American Plates & Children's Menu Available) Dinner & Cocktails NOW OPEN MONDAYS Monday - Thursday, 11:00 - 9:30; Friday 11:00 - 10 30 Saturday 4:00 - 10:30; Sunday 11:00 - 9:00 We Now Deliver 4-9 P.M. Carry-Outs Available! •&I 60th St. (at 34th Ave.) 654-1125 30 THE FAB SIDE By GARY LARSON "For crying out loud. Igorl Fird thorn's that screw-up with the wrong brain business, and now you've lei his head go through the wash In your pant s pocket I" Out there, ominously moving toward ils destiny, was a truck with Reuben's name on It. c&*+4r>^ mLsa 12-1 - -ssjjtu j Where beet Jerky comes from Beats me how they did It _ I got th e whore thing at a garage sole for live bucks — an d that included the stand." "Wowl Now Ed an d Carl are gone.... Seems like lately we've been dropping like ourselves." By GARY LARSON It's almost over so don't blow it! It's almost over so don't blow it now! For many students this seems to be the most critical part of the semester. This is especially true in classes where instructors include material going back to day one on the final exam. Even if a final isn't cumulative, your anxiety might be up just because the semester is winding down and lots of things are coming due. Jean Zimmerman of the Learning Assistance and Counseling staff put together a booklet entitled "Organizing for week's column I suggested that you plot out on a calendar your exam dates, work hours, and other commitments. Then mark down specific study periods. If it doesn't look like there will be enough time for effective studying, shift some of your commitments around, assuming school is a priority. Cramming for tests is not likely to result in success. While there are some who claim that cramming is the only way they can study before a test, in the long run it's not the preferred method for truly learning material. But sometimes life just happens to work out so that you absolutely have to cram. In such cases keep the following in mind. • If you have to cram, accept the fact that you cant study everything in your notes and textbook. • Mark off in your notes and in your text the material you are most willing to bet will be on your exam based on what your instructor has told you. • Write this selected material on sheets of paper. • Prepare catchwords or phrases to recall the material and then memorize the points through repeated self-testing. • Time permitting, review all your notes or skim your text to reinforce points you've already studied. Don't try to learn new concepts in the final moments. If you want more information on any of the material presented in this Counselor's Corner you can schedule an appointment to see Jean Zimmerman in the Learning Assistance and Counseling Office, WLLC D-175. But don't wait until the last minute. -Oh yeah? And you donl stinki You never did and you never will, you mama * little roier Since you asked... The Counselor's Corner by Stu Rubner \, Crisis p Pregnancy Center 2222 Roosevelt Rd. * 24-Hour Hotline 414/658-2222 • FREE pregnancy test • FREE counseling on options • Complete confidentiality • NO appt. necessary Kenosha Wl 53140 Primitive mink tank* Exams" and it's from that publication that I draw most of the advice for this week's column. And what she has to say is especially timely. Her suggestions may be helpful as you prepare for finals. • As to what to study, Jean suggests looking for key terms, their definitions, and examples that clarify the meaning of terms. These terms may be a good part of the foundation material for the course. • Look for lists of items (enumerations) found in class and textbook notes. Jean says that these lists are often the basis of essay test questions. • Pay special attention to points emphasized by the instructor or in the textbook. If a phrase such as "the most significant" or "of special importance" or "the chief reason" precedes some content matter it's a good bet that material will appear on an exam. • Devote time to reviewing areas your instructors have advised you to study. In-class reviews are also likely to cover material which directly or indirectly may appear on a final exam. • Consider your past tests and quizzes and any tests at the end of textbook chapters. Sometimes instructors go back to these when developing their final exams. As to how to study, Jean suggests a technique she calls "effective memorization" through which you take your well organized study materials and repeatedly test yourself on the materials to be learned. Through this method, memorizations and understanding reinforce one another and the desired outcome — learning — has occured. Maybe. There are those who contend that study conditions have a lot to do with how successful you are in studying. Having a positive attitude, specific study goals, a good place to study, and being in good physical condition all set the tone for getting the most out of your study time. Jean also suggests that you vary your studying (e.g., 50 minutes on history then a 10 minute break, another 50 on math, then another 10 to relax, and so on). Finally, when you study is also important. In last The SCHOOL OF NURSING Offers Summer Elqqivg» Opportunities for learning in a variety of health-related areas Undergraduate 1ml: 397-364 @ • • * Principles 6f Methods of 3 cr. Dickson Mursing Research 397-368 @ * * Health Promotion of Black 3 cr. Felder Americans Understanding Death, Dying 8c Bereavement 3 cr. Swain • Ad Hoc: Practicum 8c Seminar: Community Health in a Rural Setting in Kenya, East Africa # * * * Health of Working Women # • * Current Topics of nursing: Clinical Pharmacology 4 cr. Olsen LA & C Workshops 3 cr. Shell 3 cr. Diekmann, Porth, Wierenga PASSPORT TO SUCCESS . 4 cr. 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The show is the final production of the 1988-89 Parkside theatre schedule. The vaudeville-like comedy centers on love and a Roman slave's search for his children. The play is the first major musical undertaking of its kind at Parkside. The show features Parkside students and area talent. Choral director for the show is Kurt Chalgren, music director at Tremper High School and director of "Kids From Wisconsin." Instrumental director is August Wegner, associate professor of music at Parkside. Production director is Lee Van Dyke, chairman of the Parkside Dramatic Arts Department. COMING SOON! REGISTER AND WIN A SCHWINN TEN SPEED BIKE STARTING APRIL 17TH. NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. FROM THE P-SIDE FOOD-SERVICE. Parkside Food-Service Employees and Contract Administrators not eligible to win. There is help... The adult children of alcoholics by Sandra Riese Who are the adult children of alcoholics? There are an estimated 27 million children of alcoholics (ACOA's) in this country. The problems of growing up with a chemically dependent parent are far-reaching and many people feel the effects well into their adult lives. Once these children of alcoholics reach adulthood they experience problems related to trust, control and expression of feelings. Many no longer live with the alcoholic or drug dependent parent but find their adult lives unmanageable because of the heavy emotional involvement they continue to have with the family. Others have been made aware through their current experiences that alcoholism has left them with scars which still hurt and negatively affect their marriages, dieir relationships with friends and children, their self-esteem and their sense of family life. Some characterists of adult children of alcoholics are: • They are often loners and feel different from other people • They tend to judge themselves to harshly • They have difficulty having fun and take themselves too seriously • They have difficulty with intimate relationships • They are often approval seekers and fear personnal criticism • They often are attracted to people who are not there for them emotionally • They tend to focus on others rather than look honestly at themselves • They tend to be overly responsible • They have strong guilt feelings • Without intervention, between J/0-60% are in danger of becoming chemically dependent themselves. In recent years, there has been a sizeable increase in the number of adult children of alcoholics who are seeking help. To begin the process of recovery the adult child or co-dependent needs to admit that their parent is or was a chemically dependent individual and realize that this disease has affected and is still affecting them personally. Through education and support and insight the ACOA can learn that they are not alone, that they are not to blame for their parent's dependency. The process of recovery helps them to focus on themselves and their needs, and to begin to reach out to those that are close to them for perhaps the first time in their lives. Adult Children of Alcoholics meetings are held on campus Tuesday's from 1:00 p.m.-2:00 p.m. in Molinaro D131. Other related support groups meet Mondays 1:00 p.m.-2:00 p.m.- Alcoholic Anonymous and Wednesdays 1:00 p.m.-2:00 p.m.-Narcotic Anonymous both in Molinaro D131. The role of parents... Academic success to be discussed "Mobilizing Parents to Promote Student Academic Achievement" will be discussed by a California education consultant Monday, April 10, at Parkside. Erical Ladawn Law, a former elementary school principal, will discuss ways parents can work with their children and the schools in maximizing student achievement. The free public lecture will be held at 7 p.m. in Parkside's Union Cinema Theatre. The lecture is part of the Second Annual Cooperating Teacher Recognition Program, a program designed to honor teachers who have participated in Parkside's student teacher program. A reception, hosted by Parkside Chancellor Shelia Kaplan, will follow the lecture. Law has worked Reginald Clark, a nationally recognized educator who has studied the effect of parental involvement on student academic achievement with particular emphasis on minority populations. In 1985, Clark and Law headed the "Pasadena, California School-Home Relations Project," a bi-lingual program to assist teachers in developing collaborative strategies for students and parents. The program included structured parent-teacher conferences, a series of six parent information workshops and the development of "family friendly homework calendars" designed to incorporate family activities with school work. Applications available for women leaders seminar Applications are now being ** accepted for the "Women as Leaders" conference to be held May 14-27 at the Washington Center in Washington, D.C. The seminar is geared towards college women, its purpose is to help women define their career aspirations i l 20% DISCOUNT l Clip & Save This Ad j To all Parkside students and faculty . members only, on all merchandise in I our store. This ad is valid for as long | as you attend Parkside. ID required. 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(213) 477-8226 OURS ?2 00 to: Research Information 11322 Idaho Ave., A206-A. Los Angeles. CA 90025 Ranger Thursday, Apr. 13,1989 9 HELP WANTED NANNY OPPORTUNITIES * San Diego - one girl - $250/week * Atlanta . travel - $160/week * Las Vegas -toddler - $250/week • New York -private apt. - $175/week * Virginia -infant - $200/week * Many positions available. One year comitment necessary. Call 1-800-937-NANI ATTENTION Accounting students. Needed: on-call bookkeeping assistants. If you have free days of evenings, temporary assignments are available in S.E. Milwaukee and Racine. Must have own transportation. Please send resumes to: Acu-Comp, P.O. Box 234, Oak Creek, WI 53154. WANTED BASS & guitar needed for Blues / Twang band...Chuck, 634-8699. WANTED - RIDE to and from DEAD show Mil. April 15, call Allan, 654-1778. PERSONALS FORGET FLORIDA - "Let s Padre" Texas Rocks! But we gotta fly! OVERHEARD IN PSGA Who's that giggling under Jay's desk? Shelle? RIKA, THE water's too deep! - Pebbles MONSIER, FRIENDSHIP & trust & respect & fun still equals a relationship - Mademoiselle RONDA: THAT'S a very BAD HABIT, signed B&T TOM: WAS the blow up as good as down? MITCH AND Teri, When are you coming over again? SIN CLAIR: If I get rid of the eyeball I will become bowlegged. You get rid of the name. Love Sioux LORI, HOW many positions. FRANCA, WHERE was your bra Sat. night? MARIE, DON'T slip on that vaseline. FRANK • THANK you so much for being there. I do really care. CHUCK, HOW was NACA? What was her name? MARIE B, DO you like ponytails? I hear he likes legs! HAPPY 20th Birthday Mike Bado! -An Art Friend. TED KOPPEL is a waffle. ED(itor): DO you get bootei when you partei, or are you doomed to rooms full of bazooms. RANGER GANG: I didn't know that Zack could fart, did you? Query: did Craig teach him? KELLIE P: The Bluebird Motel again? Love and kisses. - Kelly NO. Jon's Motel. - the Ayatullah ^Classifieds* CLIFF: CAN we BOTH see how Der- £££«».." 0r maybe Indiana. A1 I KNOW how soccer players get their exercise. HEY AL, go for the dolphin doink - dill ALL PARKSIDE Men, beware, the wrath of 3A Tiff and Jen. WANTED: POP TARTS! 3A - J.J. & J.T., Stay away from Bill T., Brian J., and Me. GIDGE, WHY did you eat the last piece of cake, Ha Ha Ha...Cliff & Burt. RONDA: ARE you a Tootsie pop or a Blow Pop? BORA BORA you Bar NONE!! RONDA: MY shorts are half wav down!! OH YEAH - You popped my button!! T.P. MISSED you during "naptime" last week "Dr. Schachter" RONDA: DON'T even qualify to measure your two blows!! I SAW Gidge kissing Goobey. - Frupv. PAB WE'VE made it happen! All year long. - Thank you SCOOTER! CAN we say Alimony? Moonpuppy? Cough up some dough! - Gidge RAISIN HELL in Wisconsin, and he even moon walks. 3C TERI - LOVE those bikinis! PARTY AT my house Friday night. - Gidge. JENS THE Union Man - I hear you don't like Peanut Butter! Shame on you! PAT DOLF - no, we don't all think you're god. AT LONG last...the Ranger needs a new cut line. STEVIE J. is a compulsive liar! HEY B.T. Cat. you are now Bildo. Thank You! Have a Nice Day. - C.O.C.K. PAT DOLF - Did you and your ego enjoy South Padre? STEVIE J. lies cuz he lacks It! TO - A. FISH, Help! I'm drowning • From Catman. BOB. A. - 60 pound weight loss - All right! HOW LARGE is the ant population down at D2 (D2 level)? MATT K. - Let's fuse our gametes! - Zygote. DON'T GET on the bad side of Jan and Tiff!! HEY BISON, why don't you be your own person! Pretty soon people will be calling you Ivan. SJ - I thought we could at least be friends. STEVIE J - I'M not going to apologize AGAIN!! I've tried several times, but you're too stubborn to realize it. DAVE, WHAT do you tend to attract more: Blondes or Brunettes?? Inquiring minds want to know!! LONDO, YOUR my lust man!! (IN or OUT of water!) - guess who?? WLBR is now accepting applications for Station Manager. Other management positions are also available. Applications available from: WLBR Union 203 Student Life Union 209 Senator John Kehoe D139C PSGA D319A APPLICATION DEADLINE IS APRIL 17, 1989 AT 5:00 P.M RINA, IF I get Into another compulsive mood, I may not have any Hair left!! HELP! - ME SCOGGINS - DID you ever consider a career in Politics?? KIN - HOW do you spell relationships?? or is it relationSHOPS - Lisa RINA - DID your products arrive yet? (was it seaweed CREAM?) KIN - YOU & I almost made it to stage 3!! Oh well, we can't always be perfect! -Lisa STEVEY "J" - We miss talking with you!! Let's do lunch sometime - Cafe- 'style!! Love ya! Lisa & Rina IT'S NOT the age that is important, only the attitude. "SHE WALKS like a lady, but cries like a little girl." - POET PRINCESS: NOW can't tell left from right. Now, hiding natural beauty. - ROCK DENNY, DO you think you could walk a little bit slower down the "main hallway" so that we can enjoy the view a little longer? Love - us- PAT, SO like hows it like feel like to be like totally LIKED. DERRICK, WE love the way you get down and sport those moves! Love Lisa and Kim. A.J. THE walking hormone NACA 89. NPB - JUST wanted to say I like being with you! - PMS 3A - M. Monroe, Joe Dimaggio played baseball not basketball. JEN- JEN - Mama told me not to. LISA, DO you think that C-2 doesn't prefer blondes the same way C-l doesn't?! I thought NOT too! SAY WHAT!? LISA, SINCE Cassi 1 and 2 don't know the meaning of relationship, do you think they can tell us the meaning of relationSHOP. r LA & C Workshops MATH HELP Math Competence Preo. Thursday, April 27 4:30pm-6:00pm Meets in WLLC D150 Review for Finals College Algebra (Math 112) Tuesday, May 2 10:00am-11:30am Elementary Algebra (Math 015) Thursday, May 4 9:00am-10:30am intermediate Aiqet?ra (Math Q16) Thursday, May 4 11:00am-12:30pm All levels 015-112 (evening classes) Thursday, May 4 4:30pm-6:00pm All meet in WLLC 0150 No reservations needed v y Forum to address personal safety on campus by Kellie Pacagnella Ast. News Editor Do you feel safe at Parkside? Is safety just a woman's issue? What can yo do to assure your own safety? These are a just a few questions that will be discussed at a forum entitled, "Personal Safety on Campus." The seminar, which is being sponsored by the Sexual Harassment Committee, will take place on Monday, April 17, at 1 p.m., in Union 104. Frances Bedford, chairperson for the Parkside Sexual Harassment Committee, believes that the strongest measure of prevention is education. "Education is primary preventive measure in safety, we hope this seminar will help inform people around Parkside," Bedford stated. The Sexual Harassment Committee at Parkside is comprised of nine members from the University community. If you believe you are a victim of sexual harassment, contack Linda Andrey at the Affirmation Action office, Tallent Hall, room 269. All complaints brought to the attention of the committee will be kept confidential. •FROM THE PROFESSIONAL TO THE DO-IT-YOURSELFER, WE OFFER SERVICE" AUTO & TRUCK PARTS AMERICAN & IMPORT SUPPLIES • ACCESSORIES • TOOLS • NEW & REBUILT PARTS r-C0MPLETE AUTO MACHINE SHOP SERVICE— ENGINE REBUILDING • AIR CONDITIONING PARTS DISC BRAKE REPAIR • CYLINDER HEAD & VALVE WORK OPEN DAILY 8 A.M. TO 5:30 P.M. SAT. 8 A.M. TO 3 P.M. 10 Thursday, Apr. 13,1989 Ranger Profscam attacks professoriat of today by Bill Serpe "Faculty members are locked in place through tenure, and they wield the moral authority of 'Academic Freedom' like a mighty engine of destruction." This is only one of the charges against the professoriat of today made by Charles J. Sykes in his new book, Profscam. What the professors have destroyed is the university and the quality of undergraduate education. All of this, according to Sykes, is the result of the "... they wield the moral authority of 'Academic Freedom' tike a mighty engine of destruction." . -Pr ofscam, Charles Sykes post-war baby boom and the American dream that everyone should have a college education. As admissions standards are lowered, professors move away from the classrooms and the illiterate new students, thus creating the dawn of teaching assistants, huge class sections an'd the hands-off policy towards professors. Add to this the "publish or perish" syndrome established by the professoriat to weed themselves out and you have the academic PAB's seven-band challanae.. This Friday: Battle of the Bands '89 by Kelly McKissick News Editor Are you ready to rock and roll this Friday? The second annual Battle of the Bands is ready with seven acts from up-and-coming area groups vying for a performance spot at Summerfest '89 Mark Thompson, Live Entertainment Committee chairman, said the event will be held in the cafeteria this year. The doors will open at 7 p.m. and performances will begin at 7:30 p.m. Two stages will be available so one band can set up while another is playing. Each band will play a y2 hour set. The bands involved in the competition are finalists selected from an original list of twelve applicants. "The response to the event has really been good this year," Thompson said. "The bands that will play this Frday are really good; it will be a lot of fun." The seven finalists are as follows. Open Wound, from Parkside, plays hard rock music. They have some original songs mixed in with top 40 music. Xpress, from Waukesha, plays top 40 music including Cheap Trick, INXS and Van Halen. Moriah, from Parkside, is a Christian rock band already in the recording circles in this area. They play original music. The Danger Cats, from Parkside, played music by the Ramones and the Vapors on their demo tape. Euphoria, from Parkside, plays original hard rock songs. Sky Watcher, from Parkside, plays mostly top 40 music. They include a song by Cars in their performance. Cosmic Validator, from UW-Milwaukee, plays a unique version of original progressive rock music. Several judges have already been selected to choose the Summerfest-bound band. They include Bob Babish, who is in charge of booking entertaiment for Summerfest; Chuck Might, an entertainment columnist for the Racine Journal Times, and Mark Krueger from WQFM radio station in Milwaukee. Runners-up in the competition should not be too disappointed; the second place band wins $200, the third place band takes home $100. Thompson thinks that the event will be a success. "We got a lot of promotion out to the area schools ahead of time. The response has been really good," he said. The event will be dry, meaning no alcohol will be served. Tickets are $2 for Parkside students with ID and $3 for guests. (P PaiK&ioe Activities Boaio village of today. Sykes levels his charges primarily at large universities, with Harvard and the University of Wisconsin-Madison taking the brunt of his indictment. He tells, one after another, the horror stories about the undergraduate class sizes numbering into the hundreds, and how these classes are left at the mercy of graduate students and teaching assistants while the professoriat has locked itself away doing research. When it comes to research, Svkes notes the titles of undoubtedly questionable published material, among them: 'Evolution of the Potholder; From Technology to Popular Art", "Women's Shopping: A Sociological Approach" and "A Linguistic and Pedagogic Exegeses of Some (Jieng) Dinka Tongue Twisters, Riddles and Song and Dance Games." "Profspeak," the language of the academic village, according to Sykes, "is a direct Root Hoq or Die... product of the culture's Triple Imperative of Obscurantism- ...they (professors) can make even the most trivial subject sound impressive and the commonplace observation im- > measurably profound, even if the subject is utterly insignificant." While reading Profscam one gets the feeling that Sykes gets redundant. However, what seems to be a rehashing of an already stated idea is, in fact, a new angle at which he corroborates the charges he is making. This book should make anyone who reads it angry: students, when they realize that what they had expected about being shortchanged is true; parents and taxpayers, whose dollars go to support a system where sicktime is added up by the class hours missed rather than the days away from the job; and finally the professoriat, when they discover that they have been caught with an accumulation of evidence against them that is very impressive. Music doesn't always have to be serious DISCovery by Chuck Might Music doesn't always have to be serious, and some of the best musicians have taken a humorous approach to it. A recent addition to this genre is a new album by MOJO NIXON & SKID ROPER entitled "Root Hog Or Die." This album is hilarious from beginning to end, starting with "Debbie Gibson is Pregnant With My Two Headed Love Child," through a tribute to "Pirate Radio," on up to the final cut "She's Vibrator Dependent.'' The funniest parts occur on the song "Chicken Drop" which- describes an unusual betting pool which takes place on a huge piece of plywood, complete with imitative sound effects courtesy of the horn section. Another highlight is a version of Woody Guthrie's "This Land Is Your Lapd" in which we are introduced to an ideal society called "Mojo World." The underlying style of the album is horn-based blues, and the musicianship is of high quality, but this record never takes itself too seriously. If you just want to have some fun, though, check it out. Ml College Students EARN EXTRA MONEY" AND HELP OTHERS WHILE YOU STUDY Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Ave. 654-1366 M-W-F 8:30-4:30 T-TH 10-7 Ranger bats AWOL in double-header loss by A1 Trammell The Parkside pitching staff made the trip to Chicago last Thursday, but it looked like the rest of the squad missed the bus as the Rangersdropped a pair of games at the hands of the University of Illinois-Chicago Circle 2-1 and 4-1. The AWOL offense could manage only nine hits in 14 innings of baseball against the Flames, with Don Keller getting one of only two Ranger extra-base hits with his first collegiate homerun in the third inning of game two. That was all the Rangers would get through, as they let opportunity after opportunity go by. The nightcap saw Parkside strand nine runners, six of them in scoring position, throughout the contest. At the other end of the spectrum, game two saw the Flames make good use of their opportunities as they scored four times on only six hits against starter Jeff Lemmerman and reliever Dennis Oakley. Crucial Ranger errors added to their misery as two of the UIC four runs were unearned. Offensively, the Rangers were on the verge of breaking out, but a pair of two-out, bases loaded strikouts closed down rallies in both the third and fourth innings. Parkside's women take second in outdoor meet by Jeff Lemmermann The Parkside women's track team finished an impressive second last weekend in outdoor action. Becca Scott keyed the Rangers with sprint victories in both the 100 meter and 200 meter with times of 13.3 and 26.3 (into the wind). The 200 featured a one-two Ranger finish as teammate Yolanda Finley was edged by Scott in a time of 26.5. Finley won the 400 meter with a time of 60.4. Also winning for the Rangers were Nancy Marter in the 800 meter with a time of 2:20.5, and Jilleen Pfarr in the 1500 at 4:52.5. Paula Stokman and Amy Kampf finished second in the 5000 and 3000 respectively, while the Ranger relay squad of Lori DeBJieck, Marter, Pfarr, and Finley placed second in the 1600. The men, who were in action in Beloit last weekend, had three runners winning. Dan Peterson won the 3000 meter Steeplechase and finished 3rd in the 5000. Pat Kochanski won the 800 meter and followed with a 4th in the 1500, while Mike Nelson won the 500 for the Rangers. Netters lose a close match to Carthage by Jeff Lemmermann The men's tennis team played a pair of matches last week, losing a tough one to Carthage while playing to a 3- 3 tie in a shortened match at UW-Stevens Point. Against Carthage, the Rangers fell behind early as Joe Barrette and Jeff Stanich dropped their singles matches in the number one and two spots respectively. Brian Chike got one of those losses back as he took a 6-4, 6-7 (5- 7), 6-2 Decision from Carthage's Craig Niebler. Andy Callahan was beaten in three sets, but both Dave Harris and Scott Schuliet won in straight sets as the teams finished tied after singles play 3- 3. In doubles, Carthage took control of the match with straight set wins in the one and two doubles as Callahan and Stanich were beaten 2-6, 3-6; and Barrette and Chike dropped their match 0-6, 4-6. Harris and Schuliet avoided the doubles sweep by winning in convincing style 6-1, 6-2 at number three doubles. In unofficial matches against Carthage, Andy Hay dropped a tough two set match 6-7 (5-7), 4-6; while Kirk Noha won easily 6-0. 6-1. In doubles, Noha and Hancock combined on a 6-2, 6-3 victory. Against Stevens Point, only the singles portion of the match was completed as the Pointers had failed to schedule adequate court time. Barrette opened at number one singles against Point, and he took a 6-7 (5-7), 7-5, 6-3 decision. Stanich and Callahan, playing at number two and four respectively, lost two set matches, but Chike evened up the team scores with a 7-6 (9- 7), 6-2 win. The teams split the final two singles matches, with Harris losing in three and Schuleit winning in three for the tie. The teams opened the doubles portion of the match, but were forced to suspend play after completion of the first set in all three of the doubles matches. Baseball squad bounces back in double-header dual against MSOE by Jeff Reddick On Saturday the Parkside Rangers baseball team took on M.S.O.E. at home in a double header. Which featured the Rangers taking both games in what was a welcome offensive charge in sup- Port of some rather effective Pitching. In the first game Parkside pitchers Darrin Pluskota, Doug Langendorf, and Jeff Fenrick combined for a five hit shutout in the 5-0 win. The offense was again powered by Brian Gauthier who went three for three including a double and a long homerun, while driving in two. The second game turned out to be a slaughter as M.S.O.E. put on a rendition of the Keystone Cops in the field, committing six errors while the Rangers scored a 15-4 victory in a slaughter rule shorted five inning game. The top three in the order scored nine runs with Doug Londo two for four with three runs scored, Hall one for four, with two runs and two RBIs, and Armand Bonofoglio three for three, three runs and four RBIs. The bottom of the order set the table for the top as the last three men in the order Star Dietrich, Tony Bonofoglio, and Jeff Lewis each scored twice. Pitching under very loose conditions for the first time all year, John Hagen picked up the win while allowing only one base hit. George Doome finished up for Hagen and got his first work of the season. Game one saw a beautiful pitching performance by Steve Leonhard go down the tubes as he went the distance in allowing only two runs on three hits in six innings of work. Circle starter Keith Lichteustu matched Leonhard though, giving up only a single run in the sixth. On the day, Lichteustu allowed just four hits while striking out seven. Only three Rangers reached second base on the day as Parkside dropped the opener 2-1. For the day, the only hitting highlights were Keller's solo homer in the nightcap, and a two for two performance by Dave Rebro in game one. Leonhard, whose record dropped to 1-1, gave up only one earned run in six innings of work. Lemmermann, the loser in game two, also dropped to 1-1 on the season as the Ranger overall mark dropped to 2-7. Intrameural Basketball Championship S.I.W. - 30-39-69, The Busters - 23-38-61 S.I.W. - Henry Owens 4, 3-6, 17. Daryl Garland 5, 1-4,14. Dave Peterson 4, 3-6,11. Joseph Brown 5, 0-0, 12. Brian Brown 7, 3-4, 18. Bino Hickman 1, 0-0, 2. TEAM 26, 10-20, 69. Busters - Bill Topp 6, 0-0, 16. Len Anhold 4, 0- 0, 8. Scott Leske 9, 3-4, 27. Jeff Somenske 2, 0-0, 4. Guy Leach 3, 0-0, 6. TEAM 24, 3-4, 61. Parkside Get JUCO Transfer Ed Pettis, a former Whitnall High school basektball star, has agreed to attend Parkside, and will be eligible to play for the Rangers in the 1989-90 season. Pettis, who graduated from Whitnall in 1988, is currently attending Gogebic Community College in. Ironwood Michigan. THE WEEK AHEAD Men's Baseball: TODAY at UW-Madison Apr. 15th at UW-Milwaukee-1:00 Apr. 18th at Carroll College Women's Softball: Apr. 14th at St. Francis College Tournament Apr. 17th HOME vs. St. Xavier~4:00 Apr. 18th at Ul-Chicago Apr. 19th at N.C.E. Men's Tennis: Apr. 18th at Carthage College-3:00 Men & Women's Track: Apr. 15th at Boilermaker Special, Indiana (MEN) Apr. 15th at UW-Whitewater (WOMEN) 12 Thursday, Apr. 13,1989 Ranger BLOOM COUNTY by Berke Breathed THE FAR SIDE ATTENTION SOPHOMORES & JUNIORS If you're a Math, Engineering, Physics, or Chemistry major & your GPA is 3.3/4.0 (or better), the Navy would like to give you: • $1,100 a month until graduation • Paid graduate-level training Make an appointment at the Placement Office, or call ahead for information, toll-free: 1-800-242-1569 You arc Tomorrow. NAVY OFFICER. You are the Navy. By GARY LARSON "Well, look who's excited to see you back from being de-clawed." 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Multifaceted Union facelift project is underway Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document , Atlong last, remodeling of theUnionIs underway. As Is common knowledge. Parkside'sUnionis In dire need of renovation.According to Bill Niebuhr, director of the Union.the remodeling project will be undertaken In stages. No definite timetable has beenestablished. Neihburstated that the processwill be done in segments to sidestep the additional coststhat would be Incurred byorganizing the remodeling processas one project. The cost of implementing a one part renovation scheme, on thescale of the Union, would dictatethat the State be involved. Remodeling the Unton will include recarpetlng certain areas, painting or wallpaper. ing many walls, and installlng new furniture in conferencerooms. According to the . plan,a majority of the Union willbe renovated. The cafeteria .will undergo a few changes. IIIn an atThree Thursday, teBe I---'D~Cq~~-.1 j,Jf iJrFJ ~ [)JJ [M ~~~[R1~~uW(Q)[FW~~~(Q).[M~~ [M=~~[R1~~~'[Q)~ Atlong last... .. MultifacetedUnionfacelift project is underway--- by Kel1lePaccagnella Asst. News Editor The face of Union Square will soon be changing tempt to rid the cafeteria of the mllltary-ilke atmosphere, we hope to have dividers and planters placed In the dining area," stated Ntebuhr. This will stlll allow maximum seating for special occasions and banquets. The serving area of the cafeteria will also be renovated with new menu Parkside profs ~ JOhn Stockwell, Parkside vice chancellor, announced day that three professors have been named to newly created deans' positions as part of the University's academic reorganization. They are: Eugene NorWOOd,Racine, dean of the Schoolof Liberal Arts; Ben Greenbaum. Racine, dean of the School of Science and TeChnology; and Barbara Shade, Racine, dean of the School of Education. The three join Beverlee Anderson Whowas appointed dean of theSchoolof Business In 1987. Deans Will oversee budget, CUrriculum and personal matlers in their respective schools. Alsonamed to new administrative positions were Robert Canary, Racine, associate \1lncechancellor for graduate s dies and planning and Laura Gellott, Racine, associpage 2••• The Cost of Apathy en Greenbaum ate vice chancellor for undergraduate studies. "The leadership of the new deans and associate vice chancellors is crucial to the succesS of Parkside's acapage 3... . : Student Becomes MIllionaire boards. Another change that will occur In the building is the refurbishing of meeting rooms. All of the meeting rooms will be reearpeted. The rooms wlll be either painted or wallpapered and will receive new furniture. As most students have to fill new demic reorganization," Stockwell said. "We have a strong pool of candidates and this made the deciston for fllllng the positions difficult. Nor- -wood, Greenbaum, Shade, canary and GeUott are solid leaders and will be instrumental In malntaintng and building the strength of the University's academic goals." Norwood, former head of the division of humanities and a professor of German, has been at Parkslde since 1970. He holds a doctorate in German from the University of Wisconsin.Madison. . The School of Liberal Arts will comprise the former divisions of behavioral science. humanlties, social science and fine arts. The School of Science and Engineering replaces the divisions of science and engtneering science. Greenebaum, currently an associate page 4••• WLBR Plans to Expand Apr. seen, the Ree Center facelift hs begun (i.e., the new ceiling). Further Rec Center improvements are in the works. One of the most obvious and appreciated renovations will be that of the Union Square. The entire Square will be remodeled, from a new menu to seating arrange. merits. Niebuhr said many of the ideas for making over the Square have come from students. Many feel removing the existing booths and partlstons would increase the ca. pacity and esthetics of the room. Another addendum to the present-day Square would be a television/lounge area. Nelbuhr stated, "Currently, we don't have the proper equipment for everyday use down in the Square. If we furnish students with these facilities and eqUipment, it would allow them a place to relax and watch TV." Another change that may occur is the availability of alcohoUc beverages in the Square. "Because of the change in the drinking age, e, Vol. XVII. No. 25 and the results that can occur from the drinking laws. beer sales have gone down dramatically," stated NIebuhr. He commented that there could be a posslbl1lty of having beer and wine avallable for special occasions only, such as comedians. If all goes according to plan, the Union Bazaar won't be excluded from the Union refurbishment crusade. NLe· buhr plans to hold a meeting With the Parkslde Union Activlty Board, Res Hall Board and the AdVisory Board, to work on redeflntng the Bazaar's function and runcttonalIty as a facl1lty. Niebuhr would like to see the Bazaar remade into a lounge area with permanent furniture. "Obviously, the Union Bazaar area 18a large space. This space could be used more efficiently. Parkside could always use another area for special occasions," stated Niebuhr. Because the remodeling project Is being executed In stages. the tolal cost of the project Is unknown. dean positions-- Barbara Shade dean of faculty, head of the science divisIon and a professor of physics, has been at Parkside since 1970. He holds a doctorate In physics from Harvard University. Shade earned a doctorate In page 8•.• Sex Questionnaire Results & Classlfleds education from the UW·Madlson and came to Parkslde In 1981. She has headed the education division since 1986. canary, associate dean of faculty and professor of Eng· lIsh, has been at Parkside since 1970. He has a doctorate In English from the trruverslty of ChIcago. canary will oversee Parkslde's graduate studies and grants program. He also will be responsible for academic planntng and scheduling. Gellott. assistant profeS80r of history. joined Parkslde In 1982. She holds a doctorate In history from the UW·Madlsian. She will coordinate academJc advisement and student policy issues. general education. freshman seminar. honors. interdisciplinary centers and faculty development lnItiatives. These new positions w1lJ become effective July 3. page 10••• Sports! Sports! Sports! - 2 Thursday, Apr. 6, 1989 Ranger lour view- I The opportunity costs that are lost in apathy Why does Parkside have a student newspaper? Well, It's lhts ltrne of year again. The Ranger has embarked upon the annual task of selecting and appointing the upcoming year's editor-inehlef. As with any organization. times of changeover are also times of self-evaluation, times of reckoning. The Ranger Is, above all else. a facllltator of education; a learning experience that augments and enhances the classroom curriculum. This act aside, your student newspaper exists as a service; we're here to serve you. The Ranger Is by no means a standard by which other journalistic endeavors are jUdged. Be that as It may, as an orga.n1zatlon we are better than the Individual talents and efforts of our staff. And foremost, the experience of being more than just a student is rewarding and educational in lis own right. The jist of the drive Is simply lhts: Involvement reaps benefits much greater Ulan the effort invested. As a newspaper, the propensity exists to affect a great many people on a regular timetable. As the chief officer of an orga.n1zation, the level of Involvement Is bounded only by the number of hours In a day. On the reverse side of the same coin, the benefits harvested are proportlonatIy and equally as high. Applications for the position of editor-In-chief are available in The Ranger ottice. by JO'n Hearron Nobod~Jmb Campus Police is being cuffed by penny pinchers You're silting around waiting for Campus Police to respond to your call (be it a key assist or noise complaint or rescue) and the response is a long time In coming. To your dismay, you laler discover that the delay was caused by a faulty squad car. Fortunately, these failures have not come at critical times. But they have happened. Faulty squads and equipment are not a new occurrence on this campus. Symptoms of the problem begin with mlsadjusted headlights and broken window cranks. Unfortunately, the problem does not end with worn out tires and squads thai just don't start. In fact, the symptoms get worse. For instance, a squad was recently made unuseable by an engine failure In the middle of a single officer shift. As recently as this past Friday night the drlverslde door came off of its hinges on squad 15. What Is the problem with Administration? Don't they view the maintenence of Campus Police vehicles and equipment with the same priority, 11 not more, as the aging waterpipes In WLLC or the Phy Ed pool? Keep in mind. in a medical emergency such as a stroke. heart attack, seizure or accident, Campus Pollee Is the first to respond. How can they respond if they can 'I reach the victlm(s) because they don't have a safe, let alone. working car? Ii's shocking to 1hInk thai the higher echelon of Admin. Istration would attempt to tie the hands of the fine men and women of the Campus Pollce department. Administration Is short changing Campus Pollee on the new equipment In addition to dragging their feet on needed repairs of existing, alllng equipment. How can we expect David Ostrowski, director of Campus Police, to provide quality service when he Isn't given what is needed to keep his department In working order? Another question to be asked is who will take the fall when someone gets killed or injured? It certainly won't be those truly responsible: the penny. pinchers in administration. ~~L-,~ '. e:L.:::::Z:4. 1HE EfFECTS Of 'TIlE EXXONVALDEZ OIL SPILL CONTINUE 10 Pool project rebuttal To the Editor: After reading the Iwo articles in the March 23 edition of the Ranger regarding the swimming pool project, I wanted to present an Informed viewpoint on the matter. The administration and staff involved in this construction project, as well as all others, are dedicated and concerned professionals. Despite the chains of bureaucracy that bind, hinder and inhibit I their performance, they continually strive to provide this University with their utmost concern. Uninformed criticism on any SUbject indicates a complete lack of Intelligence, and certainly is counter-produc, tive. My qualifications: 29 years of "hands on" experience in the . construction industry, rangmg from laborer. to Project Manager and General Manager; responsible for Commerical, Industrial, and MIlItary contracts throughout the United States. Bill Horner Full time student Senator/PSGA Student assistant to Facilities Engineer . EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Editor-in-Chief Kelly McKissick News Editor Kellie Paceagnella Asst. News Editor Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Michelle Gaal Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubner .............••....................... Advisor BUSINESS STAFF c . S· ki ralg Imp Ins Business Manager Brad Behhng .....••................. Advertising Manager John Marter Distribution Manager . GENERAL STAFF David ~oyd, Christine Dejno, Dave Debtsh, Abu HasselO,.Sharon Kra!JS8, Jeff Lewis, Karen McKissic Chuck Might, Geraldine Murawski, Scott Singer 8'11 Topper, R.0b Twardy, Daniel Valfin. Vickie Pund~a~k Jeff Red~ICk, Da~n Malland, Felix Konklin, Suzann ' McCormIck, Louie Tenore, Mario Lemeiux. ~a~~~ ~swritten and edit~ by students of UW-Parkside,who are solely responsiblefor its d~Ys. ontent. It IS published every Thursday during the academic year except overbreakli letters to the editor w·1I b . . ... letters must be' I . e accepted only If they are typed. double-spaced and 350VM ..... held upon reqlJe~~~ned,With a telephone number Included for verification purposes.Names fa~~~oe~~eservesthe right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or deDeadlinefor all letters a d I lf . . Thursday. ' n c assi led ads, IS Monday at 10 a.m. for publicatIOn n~~h~ow~g~ndenceshould be"'ddressed to: Ranger, UW-Parkside, Box 2000, Keing). 141. Telephone 414/553-22B7 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advertis- >. The Ranger is -now accepting application for the position of Editor-/n-Chief for the 19.89 - 1990 academic y The Editor-In-Chief job is ap position and may be open to Parkside student carrying 6 c or more. Qualifications must include: • Strong Grammar Skills • Writing Ability • Positive Attitude Applications may be picked up in t Ranger office, which is located in coffee shoppe area, Room WLLC 01 soC undergoes Ranger Thursday, Apr. 6, 19893 by Kelly McKissick changes with new leaders News Editor student Organizations cll (SOC) will undergo coun tnternal and external ~ges under the direction f 'Isnew President, Rhonda o 'ck and Vice President, Bra Beth Israel·Casey. ~Ck and Israel-Casey ran IIllcontestedfor their' posltiOnsat the April :VSOC meet. ~ ~ura KITchoff won fue officeof secretary. They wlll takeoffice at the next meet- ~gon Monday, April 17, reo plSCfngPrestdent Kevin Polheber and Vice President WandaLeiting. Brock,a juntor majoring in English,has represented the Wargamersclub in SOC for Ibepast five semesters. Beforerunning for SOC Prestdent,she was Vice President 01Wargamers. As President, Brock will be responsiblefor running the SOCmeetings, keeping the organizationin contact with !be campus as a representa. tiveto the administration and maintainingor changing SOC poUcies.I 'Personally, I am an ambitiousperson and would like,as President, to try to makeIt to at least one of eachof the club's Individual meetingsnext year.' I she said. Shesought the Presidency. becauseshe enjoys working with people. "You can see so much potential with SOC, especially When you're ento see SOC as a whole sponsoring things. This year they sponsored the fUm 'Ibe Color Purple for Women's HIstory Month and a few lecturers on campus. I think that's always a good idea.' I Israel-Casey, a freshman majoring in Nursing, has been involved in SOC in a number of ways this year. She was chairman of the committee to plan AIDS Awareness Day on campus and has participated as a member of the Sociology club. She wanted to become Vice President because she "wanted to learn more about how to deal with the beauracratic system and how to get things accomplished. I want some practical life expertence and skllls. Also. I feel I have a lot to offer the organization." One of Israel-C3.sey's major responsibilities will be to run the Budget and Review Oommlttee (B & RC) for SOC. She presently serves on the committee and explained that It will undergo some major guideline revisions next year. B & RC aids the individual clubs in their budgeting process each year. "The B " RC guidelines definitely need some changes. There are a few rough spots In them," she saId. 1srael-Casey feels that a good addition to SOC meet. ings would be the particlpa. tion of major status organlza. nons, administration from the Student Life/Student Actlvtties office and possibly Cnancetlor Sheila Kaplan. "I would really Ilke to see the major status organizations take advantage of tnetr- voting power," she said. "I think that If all major status organlzations work together, a lot more can get accomplished" One message she would like to relay to the students Is that th.ey should get Involved with the clubs and organlzatiolUl. "I've learned a lot of sktJa through my experience, jusl in dealing with things In a protesstonar manner, ,. Israel .. Casey stated. Brock's message to the students Is, "I'm accessible. If someone wants to see me or write me a letter, I'm more than happy to listen. I want to know what people think about SOC, because If there Is only one person nmn1ng Ute whole show, it defeats U1.epurpose of representing everyone." photo by John KoIloe Rhonda Brock (Iell) is the new SOC President and Mara Beth I.... rael-Casey is the VIce President, compassing as much of the student body as we do. I've had fun with SOC so far, I just wanted my shot at It," Brock said. Although Brock claims that she does not want to make any major changes in the way SOC is run, she would like to expand the, organtza, tion to make it more visible on campus. "The general student body either hasn't heard of or doesn't care about SOC. I think that's kind of a pity because we are supposed to represent such a wide range of people," Brock said. "I would like to make us more understood and accessrble.: that's what SOC is for." She plans on implementing these image changes next semester. "The Recruitment Fair is always a very good place for the clubs to be recognized, II she said. "I'd like BE GRADS Studentbecomes "millionaire" tition were actual stocks, but were not actually traded on Wall Street. "The stocks were traded for real in the compe- BrianParagamlan, a Park- trtion, but did not affect the sidesenior, not only ranked actual trade market in any sixthout of 11,252 university way," claimed Paragamian. 'tudentsat the AT&T oonegt- Paragamlan, a finance ate Investment Challenge, he major. said he became interalso became a millionare in ested in the competition when fourmonths. a friend saw an ad in the Wall UnfOrlunately, the money Street Journal and Informed investedwas not real. Each him of the competition. To stUdentwas given $500,000 to enter the competition Paraga- 'tart out wtth. The $500,000 mtan had to pay a $60 admlswas not actual currency I but siem.fee. forthe purpose of the competitionIt was accepted to buy Paragamlan turned $500,000 andsen stocka. . into a grand total of $1,331,652. The top ten stulrolndlvidual competitors dents were awarded with a IIIacross the country had one week trip to New York to set up their own portfolio and the Bahamas in addition ~fSlocks,and commence with to dividing $65,500 In cash uYingand selling. All trans- prizes. ~Cretion of the competitors. actionswere Initiated at the .--------;;:;-~;:;;n.W~~------~~=J ~..;~s::c~~:~:' ~I ao~a~~ Ay-GpOIZOZ~~tICKSTOPVIDEOS ~,OOo'PIUScompetitors were th sponslble for dealing with . PIZZA SPECIAL Ine.trslock brokers and keep· ERED ing traCk of their stock hold· \ $3 00 OFF PIZZA DELiV g. '00 OFF PIZZA PICKED·UP , $4. . ERY OF PIZZA AND VIDEOS IS FREE ac'For fOur months I sat TDOELTIVHEPARKSIDE CAMPUS. uprc:ss from the phone booths HUR ONLY ho In MainPlace and did my SPECIAL RUNS FROM MON. THRU T • a:ework, call1ng my broker 551-0300 p ut tWice an hour." stated 1543 SHERIDAN RD • tharagamaIn. Paragamlan explained that· l~~~~~---_:'=--------__====: e stocks used In the compe. by Kellie Paecagnella Asst. News Editor We've got the Hot Ford NEW CARS NEW TRUCKS of your choice Availahle At 221 Sheridan Road Sheridan Road at State Line CALL 1·800·4MARINA Ask for Dan *To Approved Buyers - 2 ~ & Save This Ad To II Parkside students and faculty members only, on all merchandise In our store. Thrs ad Is valid for as long a you attend Parkslde. 10 required. I I I I I con In' Largest Jeweler _lionVMliUULU lec:roea hom PerahIng PlazJo on Hwy. SO) ",on. .. ....£LEII. POC11'M. 4017 • 75th St. Open Dally 9:30 a.mAI:3O p.m, I I 7.Qll84 Sunday. 12:ClO-4:3Op.m •• ------------- Take It L Or eave I -..:== ...- data systems - ,. One of the best kept secrets of the University Is the stu4ent nm radio station, WLBR. Over the past year w'LBR nas undergone a tra.n.sfonnsUon from eontusion and scandal to a smooth running organization preparIng for the future. Presently, the statIon Is prepartng Itself for the upcommg . r, "We're starting our setee on process (or new • tatloo Manager:' said John Kehoe. cnaimen of the board. Appll uons for the poslUon are being accepted now in nlon 209. \~'LBR (Union 2031. the Ranger. and In the P. G otrlce unUl April 17. ..A lot of people don·t know 110'" exist because we just bl'Olldcast to the aee center, and th re are Inherent limitations In that," sald Kehoe. According to Kehoe. an emphasts 1a being placed on promotion of the station so that more students will be aware of the listening opportunity. • \\ e try to meet the needs of the diversified audience," sald Kehoe. Iuch of this Is obtained by alloWIng the OJ's some creative freedom. The OJ's. whO are volunteers, are not restricted to a specific play l1.at. "we encourage the DJ's to brtng In the type of musIc that they like to ptay . Dave Rebro (left) and Jeff Relkowakl entertain liat...... WLBRbroadcaatlng room. it's part of our variety." "The music choice Is varted from OJ to OJ. You can usually find something you like listening to," said Kehoe. It Is this variety that Kehoe and WLBR want to bring to a wider audience. Plans are being made to hire a consultant to analyze the situation and report on how to best expand the scope of the operation. "We're looking at something we can expand with. and something that would be cost effective," Kehoe said, The optlons being consIdered Include FM: or AM transmissIon, carrIer current, and cable casting. The most desirable medium would be FM, but It must flrst be determined if there Is an available frequency in this area. If achieved, broadcast would be at most a local exper-renee. Operatlng at " power level It WOU"I'd~:=~ campus and a communities, No matter what m decided on WLBR 1a Ing their horlzona III ways. They will be Ing to the College MIllIe nal (CMJ). "We're 1aaI... i1 getting CMJ. It·. a ve.,. tool for showing record panles that we do 0IlIIt operate on a regular With that they are more wlJltng to Bend... rIal to use," Kefwe uJd. Kehoe saId he 1a veIJ pressed with the otatr. really quite proud of till pie working up there. done a good job and gether - they are wlIIt radio statIon 1a au They work day In _ and deserve the crediL Psychology student creates career information center by Kelly. IcKJssIck News Editor Many psychology students do not realize the number of job fields In which their degree W\Il be applicable. Janetle DeChant will provide for these students through a career and job information center to be held during April. DeChant, a psychology major graduating In Decem. ber, Is presently an intern for career counselor Beverly Burnell In the Career Planning and Placement office. DeChant saw a need for guld. ance for psychology majors and developed the informa. tion center program, Ute Career and Job Information Center. It W\Il be held every Tuesday In April In Molinaro 275Afrom 10 a.m.-3 p.m. She was been working on the program since the beginning of the semester. •'I've been ta.lk.1ngwith the professors and fellow psychology majors to see what is needed for the program. Also, I real. Iy was not quite sure of what I could do with my psychology major, so I developed the VoD-SCOij-,.l WLBR prepares for expansi I I I I I I I I I Janette DeChant program to help others while I answered my own questions ~bout the field," she said, It IS Intended for psychology majors or those considering a psychology major. DeChant said it is not intended to serve as a job placement seminar but rather an informatlonai meeting. The Career and Job Information Center will provide Information about liberal arts programs and what ... done wIth them; ~ and volunteer oppo~ methods of chooalng IIIlI plying for graduate the labor market and guides for job aeek..... Chant will also have ~ tion available on the Plarming and Placement ter. An added benefit to till gram will be the srol computer, which Is a job vey program. Studenll are not certain of their field respond to a su",", computer generates. on the students' lnteresta. computer W\Il provide market suggestions. I also be able to refer to other sources for career counseling," saId. "I really did not _ I wanted to do with • chology major, and I there is a lot of negaUve tton to the fIeld," """ "There are really more opportunities out thera you know about. The is an affirmaUon that are jobs out there. It .... VIde a more opumllllO of the field. " 1" ce/e~ratl~q' and recognition by Kelly McKissick News ,Editor <!ampus organizations win bavethe opportunity to recog. pJze !heir outstanding memo berswhlle celebrating a suecessfUlyear at the 1989 StudelltAwards Banquet, to be heldFrida)', May 5, The festivities will begin with a reception In the Union D!Jrlng Room at 6 p.m. Dinner will be served at 6: 45 p,m" and awards wtll be presentedat 7: 30 p.m, All students who participated In a campus organization or club this year are invited to attend. The cost of tickets for' most organizations' staff members Is covered within their budgets.Tickets for guests will be $7,25. Students are encouraged to contact their organlzation's executives to deter. mine ticket distribution for the banquet ~ Each major status organi_ zation. Will be given 10 In durmg the awards pres~ta: tions to give persOnal awards to Its members. The StUdent Organlza~lons Councu (SOC) will be gIVen 20 min. for presentations, to be split u among Its "I"bs. p Nomination forms are now aVallable at the Union Infor.- mation Desk and In Union 209 f?r the PhD Progreba Memo_ nal Award, Dlstlngutshed Student awards, and Advisor of the Year award. Nomina. tlons must be turned In by no,?n on Monday, May 1. The Phil Progreba Memorial Award is given to the student who has made significant contributions to Parkslde this academic year. The Dlstlngutshed Student awards are presented to two members of each organization for their achievements Local government offers summer lntern positions Summer Intern positions at local and national governmentagencies are available through an internship program at Parkslde. The Public Ser.vlce Intern. ship Program (PSIP) provides college students pi-actl.· cal experience In helping with legal services for the poor, assisting local court agencies and researching constituent problems for. legislators and political campaign work. students Can earn three to six credits In the program. Intern sites Include the offices of congressmen Les Aspin and Gerald. Kleczka, the District Attorney's Office, the Racine County Juvenile Court, Walworth County Court, the Kenosha County Juvenile Court and the Wisconsin Department of Local Affairs. The program Is open to any sophomore, junior or senior college student who has completed at least six credits of political science classes. Samuel Pemacciaro, associate dean at Parkside, is coordinator of the program. The PSIP program is one of the oldest and largest internship programs In the UW System according to Pernacclaroo Initiated In 1976, the program has placed more than 150 students In sites throughout Wisconsin and WashlngtonD.C, For more information, call PerI)acciaro at 553-2032. Cityof Kenosha Seeks Student Workers Por Sulil.er •• ploy.ent C0lltllctMlko Plate at gw·Porksldo .loll Sorvlce 551-2656 K.no.... County .resldency not required AHir.atlve Action •• ployer M·P·H Ifeveryone over 50 had colorectalcancercheckups, the cure rate could be 75%. Call us. ~ AMERICAN CANCER soaETY' within the organization. One rlStingutshed StUdent award s also presented to the stu. dent who has shown contrfbu. tions representing all organizations, Advisor of the Year Is given to the best advisor of an organization. A Prestdent's Award Is also given to a student who represents accomplishments and contributions on campus, but is determined through nominations by each organization's executives. All Campus Events will be sponsoring a dance that evening at 9 p.m., featuring the top 40 band "Blame the Drummer." Those attending the banquet will be admitted free. The dance Is open to all students for a $2 admission fee. USAA scholar Parkslde student Linda M. Jones was recenUy named an All-American Scholar by the United States Achievement Academy. The program was establIshed to offer deserved recognition to superior students who excel in academic disciplines, EligibUlty requtrements include a 3.3 grade point average or better and a nomination from a dean, professor, coach or athletic director as having an excellent academic record. Jones will receive recognition In the All·American Scholars Collegiate Program Directory and the opportunity to compete for cash scholarships awarded by the Councll exclusively to All·American Scholars. News Briefs Compiled by KeWe Paccagnel1& Asat. ews Editor Keep legislature out of UW system According to a btU sponsored by Rep, Bob Larson, RMedford, all University of Wisconsin professors should spend at least 12 hoon a week In the classroom, reported the RaclDe .JouroaJ 'l'bne8. The RaclDe ,JouroaJ 'l'bne8 believes the Legislature should not have the power to decide such management decisions. The .JouroaJ also believes the answers to such altuatlons are not the respona1bUlty of the Legislature. Instead, Issues which hold such a powerful Impact on the university ahou1d be made by the campua adrnlntstra. t1on. The ,JouroaJ fee18 that In order to beet meet the needs of the student body at each campus, campus administration should be the oniy organizaUon to hold the power to make campus related decisions. Colleges install condom machines In a multt-faceted effort to educate stu<leota on protectIng themselves against AIDS and other sexuaJly transmit. ted diseases, colleges around Wisconsin have Installed condom machines in campus restrooms. Many representatives stated that the InstsUstlon of the machines Is not to endorse sexual activity, but Instead to make students aware of the rising problems of AIDS, The University of Wisconsin-Plattevtle, which baa condom machines, In Its AIDS policy states, "These educatlonal efforls are not Intended to encourage sexual acnvtty In those who choose to abstsln, but are Intended to en. courage protection, responsible dee\.slon making and safer sexual beha viars In those who choose to be sexuaJly active." Fall enrollment deposits Increase According to the University of Wtsconsln·Oshkosh more freshmen students have put down thler enrollment deposIts for the Fall semester than usual, reported the Oslll",.11 Nortbwe8tern. This indicates that highe.r enrollment standards at the university are not scaring studenta away. The standard admission for graduating high school classes has been raised this year form the top 60 percent to the top 50 percent In the high school class. For now the university will stop taking appllcaUona for next Fall, and will turn away discretionary-admit stu. dents. NOTICEI STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION All pos~ions availsllla thISSemester With some special evenl wOO< reqUired Students must have a minimUm cumulative GPA of 2,00, AppIocationsfo.-student manager positions must have a minimUm cumulatoveGPA 012.50. STUDENT MANAGERS, . Responsible for evening snd weekend building operation and inlernal secunty. Involves , coordination of special events, cash receipt handling snd student payroll sud~. Must be personable and have the abilityto work WIth others. BARTENDERSfCASHIERS InvolveS over·the-counterCO~lOn .~les, check out and rental of recreation faCIlities! equipment, admission and ticket sales. Cash register and cash handling expenence preferred bu1 not required, UGHT • SOUND TECHNICIANS Involvesset-upltear-down ope18toon, maintenance of electronic lighting and sound eqUipment. Operating knowledge and/o.- prior expenance reqUired. Some specific tralnlng wtll be provKIed. Must be sIlle to work .......nlngs and _ends. SET -UPITEAR-DOWN WORKERS Involvesthe ..,t-up and tear-down 01 chairs, tsbIes, etc.. lor dances, receptionS, meetIngs and special events. No prior e~perience .-sstY, but applicants should be in good physical condition. APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE IN UNION ROOM 209 The p_ Union.... oq .... -",nIty .."ploy... W we ~ 10apply. "Three top hits from IBM This offer is si~ply irresistible! If it's value that counts, and it u~ually does, you can't afford to mls~ this offer on these IBM Personal System/2. models. Now- at a special campus 'pnce~you have your choice of thr~e hit computers with high quality graphics to hell? Y0U_ organize your class notes and wnte and revise papers. Check it out. ..three great computers ... three fantastic prices! And selected software that's loaded and ready to go. So, come and see us today! ~,. ,.." :.~..'. "...' . ---- --.--- --- - - --- - - --- =.:..:=';'=~ " .- .. '".,.. \. PS/2 Model 30 286 The 8530-E21 includes 1 Mb Memory, 80286 (10 MHz) processor, one 3.5" diskette drive (1.44 Mb), 20 Mb fixed disk drive, IBM Mouse, 8513 Color Display, DOS 4.0, Microso!t'Word, Windows/286 and hDC Windows Express>, Software is loaded and ready to go! list price $4,437."" Your special price' $2,399.00 PS/2 Model 50 Z The 8550-031 includes 1 Mb Memory, 80286 (10 MHz) processor, one 3.5" diskette drive (1.44 Mb), 30 Mb fixed disk drive, IBM Mouse, 8513 Color Display, DOS 4.0, IBM Micro Channel Archttecture«, Microsoft Windows/286, Word, Excel and hDC Windows Express. Software is loaded and ready to go! list price $6, II 7.''' Your special price' $2,799.00 PS/2 Model 70 386 The 8570-E61 includes 2 Mb Memory, 80386 (16 MHz) processor, one 3.5" diskette drive (1.44 Mb), 60 Mb fixed disk drive, IBM Mouse, 8513 Color Display, DOS 4.0, IBM Micro Channel Architecture, Microsoft Windows/386, Word, Excel and hDC Windows Express. Software is loaded and ready to go! list price $8,912."" Your special price' $4,449.00 "This offer is limited to qu~lified students, facul,ty and staff who orde~ an IBM PS/2 Model 8530-E21, .8550-031 or 8570~E61 on or before June 30, 1989. Prices ucted do not include sales tax, handling and/or processing charges. Check with your school regarding these charges. Orders are subject to availability IBM may withdra th . q. . h . otice . • W e promotion at any time Wit out written n . IBM Personal Svstem/z and PS/2 are registered trademarks of International Business Machines Corporation IBM M· Ch I A hi . . Microsoft is a registered trademark of the Microsoft Corporation hOC wince 'S E . . rcro an.ne rc necture IS a trademark of IBM Corporation. • l "" xpress IS a trademark of the hOC Computer Corporation. For more information contact the Computer Support Center 553-2235 WLLC-D150A -, Wingspread~ellows benefit in many ways by Ellen Habeck WlngllpreadFellow the . Issues surrounding a partIcular topic. At each con. ference, fellows have expo. Sure to group dynamics, the exercise of leadership skills and the art of oral and writ: ten presentations. Fellows are able to observe the pro. , fesslonals who affect polley decisions through the process of first defining problems, and then searching for the best solutions. In short, What the Wing. spread Fellows program of. For the past four years, fers to students Is an oppcrtuparksidehas been one of thir-, nlty for professional developteenMidwestern colleges and ment In a setting Ideally suit. un!versitles active In the ed for the purpose. I strongly W'n-spread Fellows Pro- recommend the program to .'b tI I t" h I any eligible student. gram. Par c pa mg sc 00 s L; ..:sa-, Ellglbillty Is based prima. are allowed to designate a rily on academic record, perumitednumber of students to Ellen Habeck sonal Interest, and a strong serve as conference ob- sense of commitment to the servers. ference experiences. program. The other purpose of the The first step In the setec. Wingspread Fellows Program tion process is a letter of recIs to give the fellows an op- ommendation from a faculty portunity to benefit person- member. I encourage faculty ally from conference partict- members to nominate ellglble patton, As one of this year's students. (Contact your divtfellows, I found the value of sion head. or Dr. Willie the program to be far greater Curtis, the Wingspread Felthan initially anticipated. ~ lows Program Director, for What the fellows can gain more information.) The dead. from their participation is line for nominations is April more than an appreciation for 15, 1989. ThIS week marks the begin. . of the annual drive to nJ!I£lifY and select the next ~r's Parkslde Wingspread' l"'"":"OWS. HFellows" are stu- :;ts who serve as delegates frOnt Parkside to local, na1IOJl2.l, and International conlerencesheld at the Wing. spread Conference Cel}ter In Racine. Thepurpose of the program istwo·fold.First, the fellows act as information liaisons betweenthe conferences and theuniversities which the felIlowsattend. Newspaper articles, classroom discussion, student club presentations, and roundtable .....discussions are some of the _ ways in ~ whichfellows share their con. National y Volunteer Week Apr. 9-15 Theweek of April 9·15 has beendesignated National VolunteerWeek, to honor indivtduals who have given of theirtime to help others. To recognize the students whohave enrolled in the StudentCommunity Service program and have actively volunteeredduring the Spring semester, a complimentary continentalbreakfast will be heldon Wednesday, April 12, 7:30·9:301it the Union Cafeteria. Volunteer pictures will be on display and appreciation favors'.~illbe given to those attending. - BrOChure designer needed The Reach.Out program at the St. Mary's Health Center 1Jl RaCineis in need of a brochuredeSigner. ~ th The volunteer will assist in e deSign and development ~f a brochure for the Blood ressure Awareness proram, Which focuses- on the ~w-inc~me and disadvanC ged ill the Racine area. - onUl1unication and market- ~g skUls would be helpful for IS Position. For more information, stop by Union 209 or call 553.2200. "QWIZSKtlLS EVA~UATION SYSTEM COLLEGE IS TOUGH ENOUGH! Shouldn't you make it easier by learning those programs that make your assignments GRADE A material? One-OnOne Instruction, flexible schedules. Call Faith At Merrick Business Center 1. Typing 2. 0010 Enlry 3. MulhmOle 4. WorelStor 5. wordPerfett 6. DisployjWrilll 3 7. O·Bole III Plus e. lotus 1-2·3 TUTORIAL SOFTWARE PACKAGES ~falMERRICK f>.:j llUSlNE..'iS CENTER MERRICK BusfNESS ClNTER_ ~ A ewlSlOf) 01 MemCk Cot1sunanl$. Jnc. for further information (414J 658-8914 Earn more at ECU! We'll get right to the point ... the . percentage point ... and we give you more points - higher rates- when y?U t ECU Regular savings, IRA s, save a . Christmas, CD's, etc.. I Sharpen your pencil and sign up now. i.-~\}CATOits) (j!J> Serving UWP employees and students Tallent Hall, Hm.286, Mon.-Fri. 10-3 553-2150 Ranger Thursday, Apr. 6, 19897 Week at the Park FrIday, April 17 SEMINAR "Focus on Women: The FernJ.nlzation ot Pov. erty" begins at 12 noon. Sponsored by the Continuing Education Office. Monday, April 10 ROUND TABLE "Intergenerational FamUy Relation. ships: Impllcatlons for Mental Health In Later Adult. hood" by Prof. Jeanne Thomas at 12:15 pm In Union 108. The event is tree and open to the public. Wednesday, April 1: CONCERT at 1 p.m. In CA 0118 featuring Parkslde music students. The concert Ia tree and open to the publlc. COMEDIAN Tom Anzalone performs at 9 p.m. In Unlon Square. The event is tree and open to-the publlc and being sponsored by PAB. Tbunday, April 13 MOVIE "U2 Rattle and Hum" (PG) will be shown at p.m. In the Union Cinema. Admlsston is $1.00 for a Parkside student and $2.00 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. "~o 22" 652-4700 ~ FAMILY HAIR CAPE Specializing in perms. spiral perms. chper CUi • haircuts. highlighting. manicuring, sculptured nails and ups Student Special Get Haircut and ext Haircut i I Price. Jud)' Pulera 3021 - 22nd venu Owner Keno ha, \\ tscon in Present Parkside J.D. At Time or Haircut THE U\v-PJll{KSIDE STUDENT AJ{T SHO\v COMMUNICAnON ARTS GALLERY April 11th thru May 2nd Opening reception April 11th 7-9 pm Gallery Hours: Mon.-Thurs .. 1·6 pm .• Tues.-Wed. 7·10 pm. results' are" ~releasecl-: ....: r.. . • Stranger sex . questIonnaIre ., -Oral.Roberts is, or-course." completely,. undoubtedly, without reservation, unnaturaL by Jon Hearron Edltor-In·CbIef The enee-or-twtce-tn-a-utetime Stranger sex questionnaire generated responses from all comers of the Unlveralty. A sum total of 32 hours were spent compiling the results of the questionnaire. To be frank, reading a research paper on the sex life of the African Tree Toad was more exciting than the .results of the Stranger's sex questionnaire. Anyways here are the tallles; enjoy. I. GENERAL INFORMATION • Of those who completed the survey. 1537 were males. 1669 were females. (Grand total: 3206). • Of the 3206 survey filleroutters, 12 were freshmen, 970 were sophomores, 200 were juniors, 3 were seniors, and 1201were eight-year wonders ... 820 answered with question marks. • As far' as age. 19 were 19 and under. 19 were 19 and over, the remainder left the question blank. • The sexual orientation (of all you sick, dlsgustlng, morally corrupt) of those who responded chose <O(D) Whips and Chains. I. D. SEXUAL KNOWLEDGE • According to the tally, everyone who completed the questionnaire believes that women are unable to become pregnant while Immersed In Cream of Wheat... (Idlots!) • Similarly, everyone believes intercourse with the lights on Is dangerous If you don't know what you're doing. (I bet most were speaking from expertenee.) • All except for the 3 senIors feel autoeroticism Is indeed OK If the auto Is parked In a safe place. • Except for the 1201eightyear wonders and the 3 seniors. all believed oral sex to be natural. Intro to Filipino culture to be held at uW-P An Introduction to PhI1lppine culture complete with arts and crafts, dinner. music and a sUde presentation will be held at Parkside saturday, Aprll15. <0An Evening In the PhI1lppines" will be held at 6:30 p.m. In Main Place. Highlights will Include Filipino dancing by Silahls, a FilIpino dlnner complete with chlcken Adobe, a popular dlsh In the PhI1lpplnes and a bazaar featuring baskets, textiles-and jewelry. A zo.mtnute slide presentation focusing on the culture and people of the Phlilpplnes will be shown by Dick Ammann and Lllllan Trager. both professors at Parkslde. The two have lived and conducted research in the PhI1lpplnes. Cost is $15 for the general public, $13.50 for educators and senior cltlzens and $12for students. Reservations are required. Discounts are available for people registering In groups of six or more. The event is sponsored by Parkside's Office of International Education. WLBR is now accepting applications for Station Manager: Other management positions are also available. Applications available from: WLBR Union 203 Student Life Union 209 Senator John Kehoe D139C PSGA D139A . APPLICATION DEADLINE IS APRIL 17, '1989 AT 5:00P.M. I I m, VOCABULARY • 53% of those who responded were 94% sure of the definition of the word "condominium." 120/0 were 63.8% sure, and the remaining 35% weren't sure now sure they were. • Angiosperm was definitely a word of confusion; nobody was sure how sure they were. • Everybody was 94% sure of the meaning of "night stick ." • 1662 (of the 1669 females questionnaired) were familiar with "Peninsula envy:' None of the male flller-outters responded. • ..oops..... dah. • Surprisingly enough, "stinky twinky" was a word familiar to all except ..the.z fe-':, males not familiar with- "penInsula envy." ' POSSIBLE .PROanatomy .are edible .•.tlwt. mouth program. ' . • Dlsgustll1g Impulses \bat keep cropping up ... eitheriiidlvldual or group, the bllltles are IImlUess! PO!IoI• Editor's Note: We, of tAe Stranger/Ranger clan/31411 hope you enjoyed laat weet~ attempt at' humor. ----Classifieds:------ HELP WANTED LOCAL PART TIME JOBS with nexible hours available summer/fall for students interested in sales. Unlimited earning potential. No prior experience necessary. call the reservation regtstry 1-800-733-3333. cun.o CARE for summer. Needer: a person who is caring. patient. with references for a chlld with special needs. Please call after 6 p.m. ISM9418. MISCELLANEOUS QEOLOGY CLUB: Rock and Gem Sale. April 12·14, 9 a.m.·a p.m. Union Bridge. ROOMMATE WANTED; $225 mo., cable. M/F July 1. Call B.T. cat 6S9- 1977 AFT 553-2223. FOUND: LOCK by bike racks at phys ed building. Claim it with your key at Security. PERSONALS THANK YOU to everyone who helped make Pi Upsilon Beta's TALENT NlTE happen! CONGRATULATIONS NOELLE1 Behavioral Science Division Queen. IV. GRAMS '. Well, finding the bathroom ina strange house was obviously a group program according to our c.ompiled psuedo-data. • Practically Impossible positions was, conversely. an activity for exploring with a gorgeous date. (Note: the cheerleaders who returned the questionnaire believed It to be a group program. ) • How to "Just say no" was a peer-group possible program ... though we know we'd all fail this one! • How to say Yes, Yes, Oh God Yeeesss! was, again, a group program - but only for those of you who are sick. disgusting, morally corrupt people. • some parts of the human WARREN A.K.A. Paul. How 'bout those Peter Pan Peanut Butter Buns? SIOUX: THE weather is cold but the thought is warm. so get rid of the eyeball. From Sin Clair. OVERHEARD in SC ·"Rock a bye baby!" HEY MALmU Ken, whaz-up? Settle down here! Listen up now! R·E·L-A· X. . STARING MAN in coffee "enop. take a picture. it lasts longer. ' RONDA: BEWARE Ali Baba is back to catch you in the act. RONDA: HOW WAS the blue-eyed pizza pizza man. MARIE: NEED your hormones expelled? See me! . JEANETTE: WHAT happened to my curel? Or did you use it to shrink my sweatshirt? 6B ·BILL Ohm. answer the phone. HAPPY BIRTHDAY Brian!! Love, Jen. 5E ·T.P. YA right! You'll call! WANNA CLIQUE' PAD' We'll "clique" ya in the forehead. SO ·J.D. YA Right! SA ·M. MONROE What goes on in there? JFK JOHN A. RAKOW; Your still not over the hill. Happy B-Day Bro. INTERPRETED: "A friendship is a relationship and I am a bitch." ARMANDO ·WE "Wanda" have an· SummerFinancial Aid Applica· ·tion deadline is April 22, 1989. Summer aid is awa,rded using 1988·89 need analysis docu· ments.If you did not·apply for 1988-89and wish to apply for Summer 1989, do so immedi· ately. The Pell Grant processor must receive your application by May 1, 1989. Contact, the Financial Aid Office, 284Tallent Hallfor details. other party! This ones in the .... okay? -Wanda 1 & Wanda 2. DAN EMER. HO\I,' about a aCJ Gives us a cail! ·The "Wanda" ....... I WAS just wondering ·11"II real? SIPPY THE "bundle man," ,. .. not forgotten. CLIFF: THE eyeball 11=1' scuba diver -piease come hontt. YER-YERlt? 6B -M.M. ·VA right! 5A ·K.G. ·YA right! 'You'U caBf 4J -B.J. ·YA rIght! You'U caUl PROKOS FUNERAL Home: was busy sacrificing vlrginB .. ! ing neighborhood dogs ·RA SA . Leave that Jon. GO GREYHOUND" and lea" .. driving to Rose. 30 ·D.M. YA right! You'll CIBlI won't pressure you!! 4J ·WHAT are you? Who ".JIll wearing? -Passton PrinCelJ8. DAVE AND JULIE. dota, tkIIdiIt. questions en trenceie, SYLVIA,. SHEILA. ALL WE are saying ...lI give III'" ass. A BIG THANK you to allwI»'" me celebrate my 23rd. It WlUI.1IIIt' to remember. Love Ya AU, Naaer' better known as Lush. 3B -J.P YA Rlght! HEY 3C girls -we hear you're_ cool, let's ~et together and JIlUVI~ TIM D. COOK -We haven't ."" see you a lot. I think you are .- lutely gorgeous and wanted ,.. know. -An Admirer. ..... HEY "DENNY" I'm sWlfIDdIM'''' everywhere from Frltt&1! .... , dance!? Michelle --a 111: EUGENE, LET'S cut tile --r and got on with it! It. U'ITLE DIRDIE now lmOWI cret. It is not flowers, It II - ...!t nuts. IT is grapes. oranpI._ nanas that lead to a women" "'" DOUG S. LOOK out behiml JCIl:I, ... you enter bathrooms; 1'111iitII =~~u~~~: :tiliu:.tor'" You have one hour to prove to us! ·Wonder Women. .MIt. BELLYBUTTON -III!t% "a lack of professionsJ1slP lfrci;'S:'~OT.eus 1/1'. 111ft' ton is the Ayatullah! OVERHEARD IN the RollI" '" "Kehoe's losing his baUI ..... turn Is it to dean e~." ..-! ~::~Esl~t~ at ~ rI time!" O.K, M.B. bad 1Ift~ THE BISON lives! Too I ,,,,, UP to another threesome •• ners. Club Events HOMECOMING COMMITTEE ntecoming committee =.n, are now available from e Welsh In Union 209. : committee hopes to meet f1lI1In the next few weeks. fIJ1OD' interested In partici- ~ In the planning of next p.ar'sHomecoming event is invited to sign up. RAClNE.KENOSHA "HOYNATURE CLUB \lie Racine·Kenosha Hoy Na- \UI'S Clubwill meet Thursday, April 6 at Riverbend Center, S800 N. Green Bay Rd., Ra-, cine. At6 p.m, there wlll be a WIldflOwerwalk, and at 7' pm, liMen & Women in Con- - servatlon,"will be presented by LIlaBerge. The public is invited to attend. Refreshmentswill be served. PSICWt PSYCIIOLOGY CLUB PSiCHI/Pschology club will be having a bake sale Wednesday,April 12, from 10 a.m, to 2p.m. in the alcove across from the library. Anyone interestedin atending the PSI em convention in Madison on AprU.29, or becoming an officer for next year should see oneof the present officers for information. ENGINEERING CLUB TheEngineering Club will be holdingan all·you-can.eat fish fry on April 14, from 5 to 9 p.m., at the Kenosha National GuardArmory iocated at 4200 13rd Ave. Ticketsare $6.50 and can be pu~chasedat the engineering ·offlee(MOLN 253) Volunteer bookkeeper needed, CDispute Settlement of Rame needs a bookkeeper who can volunteer 1-2 hours twice ~emonth. Do you have bookrt epIng skills and need expewence on your resume? Do rat you can to assure emp oyment after graduation ('d be a valuable volunteer ~ a small non~profit agency. cor more information, .call U a':"'l at 553-2200 or come to Dian209. RESEARCH INFORMATION ~ LIbra" of InfDrmatlon In u.s. • AU o Sflb}e<t5· r;er CatalogTOdaywith Visa/MC or COO "i;fi,al'!.,III, 800..351..0222 o In aliI. (213) 477-8226 I~'rush$2.00to: Research Information 322 Idaho Ave, N206-A, los Angeles. CA 90025 ~~.:~ a lot is hanging· semester winds d~ semester about this time As th a lot hangs In the ba~ome students begin to re~llze lha~ begin to mount and llfe~~e. End of semester pressures bee:r;-.~e past twelve weeks~er seems as casual as it had Its important, not to let all th get the best of you. Grab e semester_end activities you have assignments an: calendar and map out when final exams are. Mark in the b:ers due. and when your do your assignments and e you think you'll need to prepare for finals. If you're Since y'QU asked. .. The Counselor's Corner by Stu Rubner working and going to school, mark down your work hours. And don't forget to put down other scheduled events like family activities, concerts, ballgames and the like. What you're tr-ying to do is get a picture of just how much you have going on in the remaining weeks of the semester. If your first priority is schoolwork then almost everything you do In the remaining weeks should revolve around that commitment. .If it doesn't look like you7 ve got enough uncommitted time for studying7 paper writing7 and preparing for teste, make some adjustments! • Since so many students work in addition to going to school, this is one area that requires serious scrutiny. Talk with your employer about the possibility of tempo' rarily reducing some of your hours or getting someone . else to work your scheduled tsmes. • 'Stick to the times you7ve identified as study times. It may be tough passing up an opportunity to be.outside on a warm Spring day, but it wi!! be tough startmg the Sum' CLASSIFIED STAFF DISTINGUISHED SERVICE AWARD Deadli~e for the Classif.ied~taff D~stinguished Service Award nominatIons IS April 14, 1989. Criteria • Nominees should be those who: 1. are carrying or have carried exceptional workloads 2. show exceptional performance 3 are engaged in activities that ~romote the well- . being of the campus community and/or general public 4 exhibit exceptional effort that enhances the . individual'S work site. department, and/or university in general. mination forms and a list of eligible. N~ssified staff are available at the URlO~ ~nformation Ce~ter and the library/LearRlng Center CirculatIon Desk. Ranger Thursday. Apt. 8. 1989 9 in the balance ... mer or FaU aemeateT Oft. wa.rniftg or probatiotl.. • Make ....re you find as quiet a place as poarible for studying. • Use effective techniques for preparing for f1-1s (see • next week's Ranger for some helpful_gest"","). . • The Lea1"'ning Assistance and COKMeliKg office is giv~ .ng a workshop on Tuesday, April 18th from 3'~pm. in WLLO D-150en.titled HHow to Take Objective Teata. U Til'" is a Hmust attend:" event unle33 you kn.ow euerything there is to know about taklng this tllPe of test; no reserva' tions a.re needed ... ;u.st show up. • Make sure you have as clear an idea a3 posaible as to what will be covered on your finals. You should also know what criteria wiU be used to judge papera you are submit· ting. Remember, the best surprise i3 flO aurpTise. • There are "Review for Final.s'7 sesaions coming .cp for math 015~016, and I1f!. Sponsored by Learning As"iatance and Oounselingl these review session..! are held Oft. Mall 2nd and ..tn. and fLO reservation& are needed. Watch for dates and time" in th.e Ranger and Oft. bu.lletin board". in clas"rooms. If all of this is simply too much to deal with, make an appointment to sit down and talk with one of the two counselors on campus - Barbara Larson or Stu Rubner. Both are located In the Counseling and Testing ornce, WLLC D·l75. They will help you sort th1ngS out and get you thJnking about how to manage your life more effectively during these rema.lnlng weeks of the semester. In any case, do what you can to be as successful as possible. A lot of resources are at your disposal. The rest is up to you. . College Students "EARN EXTRA MONEY' AND HELP OTHERS WHILE YOU STUDY Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Ave. 654-1366 M-W-F 8:30-4:30 T-TH 10-7 • SHERATON ~ now accepting applications for the following positions: • Cashier. Host/Hostess • Waiters/Waitresses • Bussers • Room Service Waiters Benefits include: Full medical & dental; paid vacations; paid breaks with meals; length of service awards; as well as many other incentive programs. Trump's otters flexible schedule for a.m. & p.m. shifts. If you feel qualified to join the Sheraton/J. Trump's team, please pick up an application at the restaurant hostess stand. Washington Avenue, Racine • 10 Thursday. Apr. 6. 1989 Ranger Price,StephensonAII-Americans--- fourth match of the tourney. Tremelling suffered his tourney-ending loss when he was pinned, despite holding the lead before he was taken to his back. Steve Roher, Scott Wessley, and Rob Fox also participated In the NAIA tourney, but all failed to win matches. Wessley drew the national champion in his first bout, then was eliminated by the number four finisher in the competition. As a team, the Rangers finished impressively in both tournaments. despite having to split their squad as both tournaments were on the same weekend. In the NCAA II Nationals, the rangers placed 16th, and in the NAIA Nationals, they finished 26th. In the final national polls, the Rangers were ranked 16th and 12th in the NCAA and the NAIA respectively. Price. from page 12 at the hands of Western Mon· tana's Rod Clugston, who placed third, and Casey Schweitzer from Valley City State, who finished fourth. Five other Rangers nearly earned All American honors. Mark Hemauer and Arthur Demerath both competed in the NCAA II Nationals, each coming within one victory of All American status. Each won their first match and lost their second, both by eight points and both to the respective number one seeds in their weight class. Likewise, in their next matches, Hemauer and Demerath both lost. 6-4, and were eliminated from the tourney. Tim Whit· ing, John Karl. and Keven Tremelling all wrestled in the NAIA tourney with each coming within one victory of All American status. Whiting won his first match after receiving a bye in the first match, while Karl and 'r'remelling won their first two Pitching fails, Rangers drop two ... by Mario Lemeiux kota was reached for four Rangers lost the servlcoC\ The Parkslde Ranger Base.' runs, the big blow coming on .c:'"tcher Gary Fritsch for" baU team, after being Idle for a one-out, two-run by Lewis' .slbly a week as he reaqa. almost three weeks because Bill Judge. ,vated. a hamstring • of the weather. returned to The score remained at 4-1 .early m game one. The action last Friday against until the fifth when a lead-off Fritsch jumbled the Lewis University by losing a double and a RBI single :line-up as freshman Don pair to the Flyers in Romeo. knocked Pluskota out of the :ler, normally a catcher. ville, Illinois, game and extended the Flyer .himself in the lead-off The Ranger hitters didn't lead to 5-1. Dan Langendorf the Ranger ltne-up 88 waste any time in getting on relieved Pluskota and retired started in left field. the board against the Flyers. six of the seve; batters he Pa~kside's offense Ken Neese, the Parkside faced to shut down Lewis. no ttme in ~etting OIl third-baseman, led off .the Unfortunately. Lewis board again. In the top contest by roping a double to starter Roger Popplewell was second, consecutlve left, and he later scored on also shutting down the by .Neese and Jeff Re Brian Gauthier's double to Rangers as he spread out 19n1ted. a three-run raIIt stake the Rangers to a 1-0 three Ranger singles in the the third, they picked lead. final five innings. relinqulsh- where they left off by s That lead lasted until the ing only one more run as the four times as parkslde! bottom of the second. when Flyers took the opener 5-2. advantage of. three Ranger starter Darrin Plus- More. importantly, the errors in jumping outto - lead. Starter Jeff Lemme was unable to protect lbe BRAS S TAP his offense staked ~-, After retiring the Ill'IR' men in order. Lemm 1618 63rd St. faltered by walking the off batter in what lunl Just East of Armando's Body Shop to be a five-run inning Flyers which pulled Attn: Students over 21 within a pair 7·5. Jeff Fennrick ri Sh 10 d d 0 ff Lemmermann. and OW your car s an get 1 0/0 0 Flyers reached him fo~r all beer and drink prices. (Student runs in the fifth, takiDi lead when MIke S discount does not apply to any other scored on Dave Re . I ) throwing error after hI-- specra S. pled to tie the game.HI Parkside threatened Listen to Kenosha's best juke box sixth when Gauthier t h 5 a one-out double, bUt sys em were songs are still just and Relkowski both 50~!!Featuring Dokken, INXS, AC/DC down on strikes agatnst d reliever Jay Russ NO PURCHASE an many more., ended the' game at siX NECESSARY. FROM THE - Pool, Darts, Video Games, and ~~~~-- R~:e/~~~~~d d:P1~ P-SI DE FOOD-SERVICE. Pinball also available. So stop in the Lewisraisedtheir~ ~ 'd 6. On the day. Gau rn ays & Saturdays starting at 8 p.m. four for seven with a Parkside Food-Service Employ' ees doubles and an Neese was three tor and Contract Administrators not BRASS TAP with two doubles runs scored. Plu SIld eligible to win. received the loss lit L ..:- -.J 1618 63rd St. one, dropped his re •7'"-:-:----------------------.J and Fennrlck, the nightcap, alSO dr<>PtMllJ Scott Stephenson AII·Amerlcan at 158 lbs, . , matches before losing. Whit· ing lost his next two matches. first to the eventual winner and next to the' fourth-place finisher. Karl came within one point of All American. but lost a 4-3 decision in his COMING SOON! REGISTER AND WIN A SCHWINN TEN SPEED BIKE STARTING APRIL 17TH. Women's Softball Home Double Header vs. Lake Forest Game 1- UW-Parkside 10 Lake Forest 6 Win - Hansen (4-2) •• The Ranger record !lOW stands at 7-&·· .Game 2- UW.Parkside 13 (5 innings) Win - Livesey, Karen (1-3) Lake Forest 2 �illVaukee10ronlONil' york· DetroitCleValandoaklandKanllS City· Texlt' MinnesotacaliforniaChicagosealllePillaburgh. New YorkMontrealChicagoSt. LouisPhiladelphiaJeff Lammermann Sports Editor AL EAST This young colt has the staml . run-if all four legs get healthy ~~~o Win a stretch Anther good bet to place but a st stay that way. could give them wire-ta-wire win rong start All depends upon how hard this 1,0 .. holds onto the reigns. Early injurie rse SIJOCkey this runner boxed in. . s cou d keep This aging horse has the experience to sta . . strong, but won't have the kick to keep up rt th stretch run. . In e Too many distractions in home stabl this pony to repeat last year's come_efrsomto_bexpect hinder. . eStill a future project with potential down the road. Apprentice Jockey will use this race f penance. or exAn 8th place, finish in last year's seven hor race. Expect a slow start again this race ..:ell· prove by \I pole; , 11m· Ranger Thursday. Apr. 6, 1989 11 A's, Mets have right stuff to capture baseball titles Al WEST This thorou~hbred has wire-to-wire potential in Improvmg field. Should win going away after tight start. An old favorite who could steal this one away. Has good mix of experience and new blood. Will have to nde whip. Always lots of promise, but past runs have been drssappointtnq. Could turn trend with new blood this year. Lived off storybook race in maiden year, not ready to run in improved field. . Ques.tionable pitching staff will cause this philly to fade In the second turn. A good bet to come around in a few. Running way above class in this race. Needs good claiming race to find way into money down the road. Home stables give this foal problems in all areas. Past performance indicate poor races ahead. NL EAST A sleeper with a veteran jockey. May win photo. Class of field, but outside pressure could take toll. . . Always a good money bet. Could surprise field. Lights are on, but only an outside shot at best. Would fare better in weaker field. Lacks big guns. Lottery ticket would be better investment. NL WEST Cincinnati- Consistent money finisher will finally find roses. San Diego. Made big class move over break, Will contend early. Los Angeles- Did it with mirrors in last. Not enough to repeat. Houston- Pitching will keep them there early, but will fade. San FranciSCO-Young staff not quite ready. Wait. Atlanta- Just here to fill the card. by Jeff Reddick A.L. EAST Toronto has finally put all the ~gos aslde and, for the first time In three years, all the pieces fit together. Sorry Milwaukee fans that BreCrew cannot win from Ii hospital bed. If they can get healthy early they're legit. Look for Cleveland as a darkhorse. If they can put all the personnel moves Into a cohesive unit they may edge out everybody. Boston IS too worried about 'The days and nights of Margo Adams' to do anything. Detroit is becoming genatnch while Naw York will see themselves in the paper so much they'll believe thay'ra in first (but the ink is compliments of George Steinbrenner). If Baltimore were any worse the whole team would be sent down to the farm. A.L. WEST Oakland is about to start the dynasty of the 90's much like their empire of the early 70's. What more can you say about a team capable of hitting over 250 homers while holding opponents to two runs per game. Minnesota finally puts it together and the west suddenly isn't the other division. Too bad for them. texas is gaining and may only be a year away while the rest of the division is made up of pretenders who are all at least two or three years away from having any cases of pennant fever. N.L. EAST Start spreading the news - the Mets are unstoppable. The best starting rotation in the majors supported arguably by the best bullpen. With a staff lika this a triple A team could provide enough run support to carry them to a pennant. So cool off Daryl, you're not the whole team. Pittsburgh needs big years from everybody and the Mets to open a M'NS'H unit, but don't expect it this year. Montreal has just about enough ripe talent to start trading it off ala Gary Carter. If they do stand pat they're not far away, but not this Who will win where, k td ~~ t H according to the Par Sl e exper s 000 AL East AL West NL East NLWest Jon Hearron Milwaukee Oakland New York San Diego (Ranger Editor) Cincinnati Wayne Dannehl New York Oakland New York (Athletic Director) Cincinnati Bill Topp Boston Minnesota pittsburg (Basketball Writer) Cincinnati Gary Fritsch Toronto Minnesota New York (Baseball Captain) Cincinnati Kelly McKissick New York Oakland New York (News Editor) . New York Los Angeles Craig Simpkins Milwaukee Oakland (Business Manager) San Diego Brad Behling Mitwaukee Oakland Chicago (Advertising Manager) xear. 5t. Louis may do very well (It IS an odd year isn't tl) yeah sure. and Baltimore will win a hundred games. A starting rotalion of nobodies won't get to Tod "We are the" Worrell who will get a much needed year off and a lot of rest even if he doesn't need it. The Cubs keep getting more fans and this winter was no exception as they added many Texas Rangers fans to their support by sending Texas a Christmas present in Rafiel Palmeri<>. The Phillies need nine young Mike Schmidts and that ain't going to happen any time soon. N.L WEST San Diego has the right stuff this year. Thay plugged two big hoies by acquiring Jack Clark and Walt Terrel. lt's enough to win out here. Cincinnatti perenn~ al second place finishers will be there again, you can bet on that Pete. It's going to take Los ~ geles 'till August to forget '88 and move on to '89 and WII be too late even in this dIViSion. Houston has great pttching because of its huge park. but that isn't very good for the hitters. Move in the pasture a bit and show confidence in the staff if you've got a chance. San Francisco needs a new park if they're ever gOlOg to contend. Atlanta may start a new seoes of the At· lanta Murders only thiS time on the Baseball FIBld. The postseason will feature the matchup evarybody wanted last fall - New York and Oakland. This fall they will get n. With New York commq out on top because pitching wins the fall claSSIC and that's enough of an edge for the Mets pitchers who don't need many edges. Of course if Cleveland can .. - or MHo. waukee mlqhl... etc ... etc, Pack of Lies. When~u party remember to.., Ix.il 1,'11 ~n.did.UIOU'''''llJl"" ,,- . (J' 1Wl'e llJl,;urelei:out"":'.. ehe do Ita!dn u • First National's TYME Twice As Convenient Many Parkside students and faculty rely heavily upon TYME machines for their basic banking needs, The First National Bank of Kenosha makes that more convenient because it has two TYME machines only minutes from Parl<side, • SOmers Branch 1350-22nd Avenue • North Branch 30th Avenue and Washington Road In all. the First National Bank has seven locations in Kenosha County. Let us serve you in all of your banking needs. ~ FIRST NATIONAL BANK W of Kenosha Other LocatiollS: _...- OOwlrtOWR K-aa. AI.tto 8atlll; 50lrUl an.tl IkWldl SSZZIttlA". SSOI1tt1A". ""IOtII"- MOO...... _..... F.D.I.C. _..- c:or- oi' 1tWf. .._10 Ranger baseball splits in home opener- ..... by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor The Parkside's men's baseball squad opened up their horne schedule last Saturday, splitting a twin bill with Indiana-Purdue University of Indianpolls. In the opener, Parkside jumped out to an early 3-1 advantage with Armand Bonoflgllo hitting his first homerun of the year In the 1st and Ron Wilke driving In a run In the two.run second. Starter Dennis Oakley made the lead stand until the fourth, when the Metro's Tony Long hit a bases loaded single off Oakley'S glove to tie the score at 3-3. Coach Red Oberbrunner went to his bullpen and brought In Dan Langendorf, who escaped the fourth with no further dama~e. In the fifth, however, I.U.P.U.I. reached Langendorf for two more runs, keyed by Bob Limbaugh's double. The Metros weren't finished there, as they knocked Langendorf out of the box in the sixth by scoring five times. Chris Assmusen relieved him and didn't fare much better as he was greeted by an RBI double and a two-run nomerun in the eight-run sixth to lock the game for the Metros. The Ranger offense, on the other hand, was shut out from the second inning on, reachIng base only four times In the final innings. Langerdorf suffered the loss. his first of the season as Parkside dropped their fourth straight of the young season. In game two. the Ranger hitters came out flying, scoring seven times in the openIng inning. Doug Londo's tworun double and Don Keller's three-run double were the big blows as eleven Rangers stepped to the plate In the Innln!l'~_ The Metros chipped away at the lead with a run In the second and two in the third before Parkside scored again In the fourth with a single tally, but were unable to put the Metros away as they stranded the bases loaded In the inning. \ Again, I.U.P.U.I. chipped .away against Ranger starter steve Leonard with single runs In the fourth and fifth to pull within 8-5. Finally, the Rangers carne with the knockout punch, this time scoring four runs in toe sixth as Gauthier doubied horne Bonoflgllo with - his fourth hit of the contest to pump the Ranger lead back to 12-5. Darkness cut the game to only six innings as Leonard went the distance for the win, .his first of the year. On the t()ffensive slate, Gauthier was .a perfect four for four with :two runs scored and an RBI. Doug Londo and Keller each were two for two as Keller :!knocked in four and Londo 1knocked In two and scored a ]pair, as the Rangers scored 112times, their highest output fOfthe season. Parkside, now '2-5, will next take on UW- .Madison on Tuesday in Madi- .son, Indiana's record stood at .7-17after the split. Loss of Fritsch hasjumb line-up (Pric~ adds largest of jewels to his crown Special to the Ranger The Parkside wrestling team ended the season on a very successful note this year I as Ted Price became the seventh ever Ranger to win a national championship. He accomplished this at the NCAA II Nationals held at California State University of Pennsylvania. Wrestling In the 167lb. class, Price had to defeat tour wrestlers to win the title. His first win was an 8·2 triumph over Rich Wright of Ashland College. Next, Price won by Injury default when Indianapolis University's Chris Pughese dropped out while trailing 11-3. In the semi finals, Price was pushed In his tightest match of the meet, defeating Dave Yahner of Pitt-Johnstown In overtime, 5-1. Ted rallied from a' 1-Qdeficit with just 20 seconds ~.. remainlng in the overtime with a reversal and a near fall to put h1rn In the finals. Brad Morris of Ferris State was Price's final opponent of the tournament. The two had met on two previous occaslons, with Morris winning last. year and Price wlnnlng earlier this year. Price won Ted Price a season of success the rubber match with a 5·4 victory which he controlled from wire to wire. The victory gave Price a season mark of 47-4. the most wins by any NCAA wrestler In the country. The national championship was the first for Parkside ..since Bob Gruner did It In 1979 at 158 lbs. In the NAIA. Since then, 33 Rangers have earned AllAmerican honors, but none have reached the top of the award stand as Price did. Price's win qualified him to compete In the NCAA I National Championships In Oklahoma City. Amateur Wrestling News had Price ranked number 11 in the nation coming into the tournament. In his opener, Ted defeated Mark Perkins, the New England League Champion from New Hampshire, by a 5-2 margin. Price then carne up against John Hefferman from the perennial powerhouse Iowa University. Hefferman a two-time All American wa~ the third ranked wrestl~r at , 167lbs. In one of the most exciting matches of the tournamen~, Price lost In overtime by a 2-1 score after tying In regulation 4·4. Fresno State's Dan Nlehbur eliminated Price from the tournament with a 10-2 win In a consolation match.' One other Parkside wrestier, Scott Stephenson, earned All American -honors, as he competed In the NAIA Cham plonshlps In, JamestownNorth Dakota. Stephenso~ placed seventh, going 4-2 In the tourney. His losses were See All-Americans, page 10 THE WEEK AHEA Men's Baseball: TODAY at UI-Chicago Circle Aprl 8th HOME vs. M.S.O.E--NOON Apr. 11th HOME vs. Carthage College--1:00 Women's Softball: Apr. 8th HOME vs. DePaul U.--NOON Aprl10th at UW-Green Bay--5:00 P.M. Apr. 11th HOME ~s. UI-Chicago--3:00 P Men's Tennis: Apr. 10th HOME vs. UW-Milwaukee--3:00R Apr. 11th HOME vs. Concordia--3:00 p, Men & Women's Track: Apr. 8th PAHKSIDE OPEN--NOON Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 25, April 6, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 23 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Scholarship fund created in memory of UW-P professor Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document T h u r s d a y , M a r c h 2 3 , 1 NT T H V o l . X V I I , N O . S c h o l a r s h i p f u n d c r e a t e d i n m e m o r y o f U W - P p r o f . 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S h e p ro vi d ed su g g e st io n s to D eA n n P o ss e h l, d ir ec to r of R e si d e n c e L if e, a s to th e re ­ q u ir em en ts fo r li v in g in su c h a n a p a rt m en t. E a c h m e m b e r m u st h a v e a le g it im a te pu r­ p o se fo r li v in g in a p a r ti cu la r s p e c ia l in te re st a p a r tm en t. E a c h a p a rt m en t m u st m a k e a n a c ti v e co nt ri b ut io n to th e U n iv e r si ty tw ic e a s e m e s te r ( i. e ., a " m u si c " h o u se sp on ­ s o r s a d a n c e ). A ll r e si d e n ts S te ve Wa llne r m u st a b id e b y b ot h R es id en ce L if e p o li c ie s a n d sp e c ia l in- ' te r e s t p o li c ie s. P o ss e h l f e e ls th a t th e id ea c a n b e n ef it st u d e n ts . " It is ri g h t on ta r g e t w it h th e co n­ ce r n s w e h a v e w it h st u d en ts g e tt in g in v o lv e d ," sh e sa id . 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W al ln er sa id st u d en ts p re s­ en tl y li v in g in th e R e si d e n c e H a ll s w il l h av e th e op p or tu ­ n it y to si g n u p fo r a s p e c ia l in te r e st a p a rt m en t M on d ay , M ar ch 27 , th ro ug h F r id a y , M ar ch 31, 12- 6 p .m . in th e R e si d en ce L if e o ff ic e . O th er st u d en ts c a n co n ta c t th e o f­ fi c e fo r m or e in fo rm at io n a t 553 -232 0. At lo ng l a s t .. . P o o l p r o j e c t n e a r s c o m p l e t i o n a f t e r c o u n tl es s c o m p li c a t io n s photo by Joh n Ke hoe b y K el li e P a c c a g n e ll a A ss t. N e w s E d it o r F o r th e p a st th re e m o n th s, th e po ol in P a r k si d e 's P h y si ­ c a l E d u ca ti on b u il d in g h a s b e e n u n d er go in g a n e x te n s iv e m a in te n a n ce p ro je ct . A cc or d ­ in g to G ar y G oe tz , A ss is ta n t C h an ce ll or fo r A d m in is tr a ti o n a n d F is c a l A ff a ir s, th e po ol m u s t u n d er go th is ty p e of m a in te n a n c e p ro je ct e v e r y 7 to 10 y e a r s. T h e p r o je c t, w h ic h w a s st a r te d a t th e b e­ g in n in g of C h ri st m a s b re a k , sh o u ld b e co m p le te d b y th e en d of th is w ee k . In it ia ll y , th e p ro je ct w a s su p p o se d to ta k e ap p ro x i­ m a te ly th re e w e e k s. T h e w or k in vo lv ed d ra in in g th e po ol , sa n d b la st in g th e p oo l w a ll s a n d re -g ro u ti n g th e c r a c k s b et w ee n th e c e m e n t sl a b s . U n ex p e ct ed co m p li c a ­ ti o n s h a v e r e su lt ed in le n g th y d e la y s . A cc or d in g to G oe tz , a A ss t. Ch an ce llo r Ga ry Go etz m a jo r fa ct o r co n tr ib u ti n g to th e co m p li c a ti o n s a n d d e la y s is th e fa c t th a t th e lo w e st bi d w a s a c c e p te d , in a n a tt e m p t to sa v e m o n e y . A s a re su lt , th e c o n tr a c te d c o m p a n y p ro vi d ed le s s th a n a d e q u a te se r v ic e . T h e M ob il e B la s ti n g a n d P a in ti n g C om p a­ n y u n d er es ti m a te d th e a m o u n t of ti m e th e re fu rb is h ­ in g jo b w ou ld ta k e . S im il a r ly , " B e c a u s e of th e c o m p li ca ­ ti o n s c a u se d in th e p r o je ct , w e r e c e iv e d po or q u a li ty w or k w it h a lo t of p ro b le m s c a u se d b y in e x p e r ie n c e ," st a te d G oe tz . O th er co m p li ca ti o n s a r o se w h en th e sa n d b la st in g to ok a lm o st tw o w e e k s to c o m - p le te , in st ea d of tw o d a y s . T h e d e e p en d of th e po ol w a s fi ll e d w it h d eb ri s fr om th e sa n d b la st in g . T h e m a jo r p ro b le m o c ­ cu rr ed a ft e r th e gr o u ti n g w a s d o n e, a n d th e po ol w a s fi ll e d . A ft er em p ty in g th e p oo l a n d p er fo rm in g so m e te s ts , it w a s fo un d th at th e g ro u ti n g w a s do n e w ro ng . T h e gr ou t­ in g w a s fi ll e d w it h a ir bu b­ b le s , c a u si n g it to s e t in co r­ P ar ks id e' s e m pt y po ol ha s be en un de r rep air for th re e m on th s r e c tl y . B ur k ha rt C on st ru ct io n C om p an y, a B u tl er , WI fi rm , w a s th en h ir ed to re d o th e gr ou ti n g. T h e jo b w a s su c­ c e ss fu ll y c o m p le te d a n d th e M ob ile m e s s w a s c le a n e d u p . h e g ro u ti n g jo b c o st a p p ro x i­ m a te ly $3, 26 0. B e c a u s e th e g ro u ti n g h a s to s e tt le fo r a p er io d of ti m e , th e p oo l h a s n o t b ee n r e- fi ll e d . • • « -Page tw o Wha t ha s PSGA do ne for you ? •Page five- Pa ge six- Co un se lor 's Corner C la ss ifi ed s P ag e t e n — Sp or ts ! ^^SE MIAU TOM ATIC R IF L E S DO N' T K IL L PEO PLE MORE EFFI CIEN TLY S E M I A U T O M A T I C P E O P L E K IL L P E O P L E M O R E E F F I C I E N T L Y , 2 Thu rsda y, M ar. 2 3, 19 89 R ange r o u r v ie w Can vo u r es po nd to ... 'W ha t ha s PS GA d o n e fo r y o u ? ' Th ou gh th e re ig n s o f st ud en t go ve rn m e n t w il l n o t be ch an gi ng th is F r id a y a t th e in a u g u ra l Se na te m ee tin g, PS GA is in d ir e ne ed o f tr a n s fo rm a ti o n a n d i m p ro ve m e n t ov er th is pa st y e a r i n b o th na m e -r e co g n iti on a n d im p le ­ m en te d p ro je c ts . O n M a rc h 2, 1989, th e b a llo ts w er e ta ll ie d an d Ja y Le w an do w sk i a n d D o n P ra n g e w er e th e c le a r v ic to rs of th e p re s id e n ti a l a n d v ic e p re s id e n ti a l ra c e . F ri d a y , M a rc h 24, t he y w il l ta ke o ff ic e fo r th e 1989-90 t e rm . Th e re ce n t e le c tio n wa s re p re se n ta tiv e o f m a n y fi rs ts . F o r th e fi r s t ti m e in P S G A 's h is to ry a p re si d en t an d vi ce p re si d e n t w er e e le ct e d in to o ff ic e th a t h a d n o t ru n on th e sa m e ti c k e t o r p la tf o rm . S im il a rl y , vo te r tu rn o u t wa s h ig h e r th a n i t ha s be en i n ye ar s. I n a d d it io n to th is , th e E le c ti o n C om m itt e e fa ce d m o re th a n a fe w co nt es ta tio ns (r a n g in g fr o m th e p e n a lti e s fo r e le ct io ne e ri n g vi o la tio ns to p o st in g p o li c y v io la ti o n s ) th a t h a d n e ve r su rf ac ed in pr ev io us st ud en t g o ve rn m e n t el ec tio ns . A ls o, th is wa s th e fi rs t ra ce fo r vo te s w he n on e o f th e ca nd id at es wa s th e ed ito r- in -c hi ef o f th e R a n g e r. Se ein g as th e re c e n t el ec tio ns ha ve co nc lu de d w it h th e re in st a te m e n t o f L ew a n d o w sk i ( w it h th e ad de nd um of P ra n g e ), a ft e r a n e v e n tf u l a n d he at ed ra c e , h ig h lig h te d w it h se ve ra l fi rs ts , i t w o u ld be m o st en co ur ag in g to see th e fi rs ts fo r P SG A co nt in ue . D u ri n g th e p re s id e n ti a l de ba te in qu es tio n w as ra is e d : w h a t ha s PS G A do ne fo r yo u o ve r th e co ur se of th e pa st ye ar ? T h is q u e ry w e nt un an sw er ed . W ha t's w or se is th a t m a n y of P S G A 's co ns tit ue nt s do n o t kn o w ho w o r w h at th ey a re . Th es e a re (o r sh ou ld b e ) co nc er ns o f th e o ld / ne w st ud en t g o ve rn m e n t a d m in is tr a ti o n . S im il a rl y , th e re is a re ve rs e sid e o t th e af or em en tio ne d qu es tio n th a t is fa c in g th e to -b e- in au gu ra te d a d m in is tr a ­ tio n. I n o rd e r fo r an yo ne to an sw er su ch a q u e ry , th er e nee ds to be de m on st ra bl e ac co m pl is hm en ts . I n ot he r w or ds , n o t o n ly is i t im p e ra ti v e fo r PS G A to be kn o w n , i t ne ed s t o r e a p b e n e fi ts fo r the st ud en ts i t se rv es . Th e p ro v e rb ia l di e i s c a s t; th e u p co m in g a d m in is tr a ti o n w il l be in pl ac e th is F r id a y . A po ss ib le g o a l fo r Le w an ­ do w sk i a n d P ra n g e c o u ld be th is : n e x t ye a r w he n th e qu es tio n i s as ke d "W h a t ha s st ud en t g o ve rn m en t do ne fo r y o u ? " ev e ry st ud en t w il l b e a bl e to re sp on d. b y Jo n H e a rr o n - m e a e c n o N S T U F F I d 0 V B R , Ri m? ^ R I 6 H T . p ro m is e i m e ' s n o r e a s o n 7 0 EXPECT fW M 7 0 SUFFER EVEN ON E MORE TfN Y M icR o- s c c o N P o f in a n e I P R O M l S E . N O W P U T tr rn N . le tt e r to the edito r Poo l main tena nce is taking too long To th e E d it o r : T he p o o l's cl os ed ... ag ai n. B y th e ti m e yo u re a d th is i t m a y v e ry w e ll be op en ; b u t h e re we a re , m o re th a n h a lf ­ w a y th ro u g h th e se m es te r, a n d o u t o f e ig h t we ek s th e p o o l ha s be en op en le ss th a n tw o. Th e s ta ff a lw ay s co u rt e­ ou sl y ex pl ai ns th a t th e bo t­ to m is b e in g re fin is h e d o r a d ra in p ip e ha s s p li t a n d I ha ve no re as on to as su m e o th e rw is e ; b u t a w e ll m a in ­ ta in e d po ol , le ss th a n tw e n ty ye ar s o ld , sh ou ld n o t b e ne ed ­ in g a ll the se m a jo r re p a ir s in on e se m es te r. I 'm n o t sp ea ki ng o ff th e to p o f m y he ad he re , i n m y th ir ­ ty -t w o ye ar s I' v e sp en t o ve r th ir ty in a n d a ro u n d p o o ls ; s w im m in g , co m pe tin g, a n d w o rk in g . I 'v e be en in m o st of th e po ol s in th is p a rt of st at e (i n c lu d in g P a rk si d e s' w he n i t wa s n e w ) an d w o rk e d fo r m a n y o f th em . I ha ve n e ve r see n a po ol th is ne w ne ed so m uc h ex te ns iv e re p a ir a t on e ti m e . I f a se ve nt ee n y e a r o ld p o ol do es n' t se em ne w , p le as e co ns id er th a t th e re a re ot h e r po ol s in th is a re a th a t a re th ir ty , fo rt y , a n d ev en f if ty ye ar s o ld th a t a re s ti ll in op er at io n. A p o ol is n o t a se lf- m ai n­ ta in in g fa c il it y , i t ne ed s re gu ­ la r cl ea ni ng a n d re p a ir . I f i t ge ts th is re g u la r m a in te na nc e th e re is n o re as on th a t i t sh ou ld ev er ha ve to b e cl os ed m o re th a n a we ek o r tw o a y e a r. T he re is p le n ty of ti m e , d u ri n g se m es te r b re a k s a n d va ca tio ns , to p e rf o rm th is m ai nt en an ce a n d n o t in te r­ fe re w it h th e se m es te r a t a ll . Of co ur se th e re a re a lw ay s go in g to b e un fo rs ee n di sa s­ te rs th a t re q u ir e m o re ti m e th a n th is to de al w it h , b u t i f a p o ol is re g u la rl y m a in ta in e d an d in sp ec te d m a n y of the se ca n b e av oi de d. Si nc e o u r st u­ de nt fee s a n d p u b lic ta x do l­ la r s p a id fo r th e p oo l w e ha: th e r ig h t to de m an d th at it w e ll ta k e n ca re o f. W e st u de nt s m u st also pla j a ro le in th e ma int en an ce n c o n ly o f th e po ol an d phy.-ed. b u il d in g , b u t of th e campus as a w h o le . W al k thr ou gh th e co nc ou rs e la te in the after no on so m e ti m e an d y ou m ig l th in k a r io t h a d ta ke n place so m e st ud en ts th in k tha t the w ho le ca m p u s is th e ir pe r so na l g a rb a g e du m p. I t is this a tt it u d e o f ge ne ra l negle c i th a t le ts th e s ta ff be lie ve tl st u d e n ts d o n 't ca re abou t the a p p e a ra n ce an d co nd itio n th e ir sc ho ol . I t is als o this at ti tu d e th a t he lp ed tu rn oi sa un a in to a sto ra ge room. 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Names will b e w itlh fa m af or y^ 5 6 ^ 6 5 ^ t0 6 d i t ' e tt e rS a n d re fu s e th o s e w h ic h a re f a'se. and/o r de- Thufsday. ^ 3 " ' e tt e r S ' a " d c la s s if ie d ad s - i s Monday at 10 a.m . for publicati on n 5 S h a °v K UW-Parkside, Box 2000, Ke- nosna w i 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 4 14/553-2 295 (Advertis- Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 23, March 23, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 22 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. election results not as close as expected Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document .... SlmD91..Jl.Qli ~u.!. Election by Kelly McKissick News Editor The students took action with the Issues on March 1 and 2 10 create one of the higes~voter turnouts In the history of PSGA (Parkside Student Government Assoctalion) elections. Jay LewandoWSkiwill serve as PSGA President for another term and DonPrange will serve as Vice President. Atotal of 559 students voted In the Spring elections. On the PresIdential ballot, Lewandowski received 208 votes Tim Grygera received 156: Dan Perrault received 91 and Ion Hearron received 73. On lbe Vice Presidential ballot, Prange received 263 votes" steve Murphy received 136 and Gary Margetson received 101. J.A. Buchau dominated the Senatortal race with 200 votes.He was the only Senator candidate to appear on the ballot. The five write-tn candidates and their respeclive votes were: Lori Flynn, 120; John Kehoe, 110; Mara Casey,79; Don Andrewskl, 52 and John LaGosh, 48. Nine Senate seats opened for the ~ring election, so all candltes won seats. The open PUAB(Parkslde Union Advl- ~ry Board) seat was filled y Craig Simpkins with 260 votes. CoNorman Delaney, Electionsmmittee chairman, feels thatthe election process went ~lher smoothly this Spring. !nTherewere some problems the beginning, concerning Jay Lewandowski who would appear on the ballot and where, but once the election arrived. I was very happy with the results," he said. Problems arose a few weeks ago when the election committee found that Dan Perrault and Steve Murphy had broken an election guideline rule. The Senate ruled that Perrault and Murphy'S names should appear on the ballot, but last In their reo spective categories. Delaney sees that changes need to be made In election guidelines to prevent future misunderstandingS. .'There will be a -few changes made In campaigning policies. Petitions will probably not be out for as long as two weeks anymore. A set date will be enforced for campaigning to begin, perhaps one day after the petitions are due. We He feels that campaigning techniques were "OK" in general terms for this election, but "the way some individuals went about it, without asking questions, was purely rebellious. I'm not condemning" anyone, but the way you find out information Is to ask questions." He also feels that some of the information contained In the campaign material may not have reOected the truth. "They weren't necessarily what the group could have accomplished as a whole,' he said. Delaney said the debate held last Tuesday, March 28, was a success. "I felt there wasn't any real mud-slinging or cutdowns. as there could have been." he said. "Of course, there were some tnnuendcs of that, and some of the - Thursday, March 9, VOl. XVII, No. 22 - 1•'173 SENATORS 200 .... c.er 1. Don A1o_11d 11. ......LaGu .. Cn118lrIt,,1I. re~ultsnot as close- as expected--- . want to clear up the ambigul- r----""!"-·-;;.,,--------------- ...- ty of the rules and state possl- _ft& ...... ble punishments for rule r_ -..... violations. I thing that after ,allDlU this semester, (the election RESIDENT guidelines) are going to need J8y Le•• llc1olt111d It," he said. All changes will TIm 0.- be recommended by the Eiec- __ ~ tlon Committee to the Senate _. Perrault which has the final vote o~ Jon Hearron any changes. outburst were unnecessary ." Nocont~mtioMMve~n received about the election. Delaney said he received one complaint. but It Is not aimed directly at any of the candi· dates nor the Election Oommittee. He explained that he could provide no details on the complaint because It may be withdrawn at this point. Delaney said he would like to express his thanks to the Parkside Activities Board for ~~Pi:.:.:-"~_ ........., ..,....... 71 11 41 provIding debate questions, and to the College Republicans Club for encouraging students to vole. "Out of all the elections I've seen, Ul1.8 year's turnout was very good tor a college campul, .. h.e said. Delaney would a100 Ilke to thank the members of th electloin commlteee: BUI Homer, Lynn Pagiiaro and Anne Rupert for their h Ip and support with the Spring election. c~ooffers 'CapsuleCollege'- More than 110 classes including car buying, body image, money management, social dance, massage for seniors and orchestra appredation will be offered durIng the 19th annual "capsule College" at Parkside March 14-16. "Capsule College" Is designed to offer adult classes in a variety of subject areas during day and evening hours. Courses in the creative arts, history, business and personal enrichment will be Qffered. The event is sponsored by Parkslde's COntinuIng Education Office. Classes will run from 7-9:30 p.m. on Tuesday. March 14, 9:15 a.m.-S:45 p.m. and 7-9 p.m. on Wednesday. March 15; and 9:15 a.m.-S:45 p.m. on . Thursday, March 16. Costs range from $36 for the entire program to $10 for one eyeing of programs. Fees for day programs Include lunch. .Class offerings on March 14 from 7-9:30 p.m. Include: "Taking the Fear and Hassle out of car Buying," "Body Image: Fat is a Women's Issue," and "Engaging Your ChUd's Cooperation," Courses on March 15 include "Adventures In KnItttng," 9:15 a.m.-3:45 p.rn., "Orchestra Appreciation," 9: 15-noon, HHow to Build a Fl· nanclal Empire." 9:15 a.m.- noon, "Dealllng with Grief: Our's and Other's," 9:15·10:30 a.m., "What Happened to Lincoln's Body?," 9:15·10:30 a.m., "Sclence and Religlon: Friends or Foes?," 10:f5- noon, .,Is There a Book Inside You?to 1-2:15 p.m., "Shape Up Your Snacks," 1·2:15 p.m., "Cholesterol COuntdown," 2:30-3:45 p.m .. "Rubber Ban Exercises." 2: 30-3: 45 p.m., "The American Presl· dency," 7-9:30 p.m., "ReDections on Women Who Love Too Much," 7-9:30 p.m .• and "Issues Facing Women Today," 7·9:30 p.m. The final day of classes will Include "COping With Per80naI and Prote lonal Change." 9:15 a.m.·3:45 p.m., "Watercolor tor Fun," 9:J5· a.m·3:45 p.m., "Femlnln Empowerment," 8:rs-neen, "Death In a FamUy." 9:15· noon, "introducing COrporal On.Sile tassage," 10:45- noon, "Creative Money lanagernent," 10:.6-ooon. "Em~ broidery," 1·3:4.5 p.m., "Working Wonders with Weeds and Wildflowers," 1-3: 45 p.m .• "Tree care: Protect· Ing Your Investment," 1·2:15 p.m .. "The Older Adult Popu. lation," 2:30-3:ol6 p.m., and "Soclal Security: How It Works for You," 2:30-3:45 p.m. For more lnlormatlon, or a course brochure, call Ute Parkslde Continuing Educa· tlon Office at 553-2312.Eariy registration Is suggested. However, on-site reglstratton will be held on the main con· course in Parksldets Molinaro Hall . Free parking will be available In all University lois. 2 Thursday, Mar. 9, 1989 Ranger THE RANGER is now accepting applications for the position of Copy Editor and Entertainment Editor Interested persons are encouraged to stop by the Ranger office (WLLC, D-139C) for application forms. YET ANOTHER DElAY FOR THE SHUTTLE PROGRAM leners to the editor Schiesser's media stunt flops along with UW-P's credibility To &be EcIltor: ...And the cheese sits walting In the trap. The mouse eyes it up bravely and begins his quest for Colby. The mouse darts quickly toward the trap and nabs the cheese before the crunching jaws collapse upon him. The mouse boastfully tells all the other mice about the conquest and also informs all to attend his next nm for fame. With all watching, the mouse again darts quickly to. ward the trap. But this Ume... SNAP! And so goes the life of Parkslde's Interim Basket. ball Coach AI Schlesser. With all of southeastern Wisconsin glued to the Parkslde Gym to see if the Rangers could break thetr own NCAA 3-polnt records. the game plan snapped. And so did Park. side's credibility. Yes. the TV cameras were there. Yes, the fans were there. But all left disap, pointed after being beat at their own three point game by Sprlng Arbor College. It's not the players fault either. The game plan of a Coach needing publicity to save his job is the problem. The next time Parkslde does anytlng extraordinary. do you think Channel 4, 6, and 12 w1Ilcome calling. or will they rernem, ber- that Parkslde Is the school of broken promises? Coach AI wants the word "Interim" removed from his UUe. But the fact is, Parkslde would be better- off if It would be replaced with "Ex.". Sincerely~ Bill Topp President-elect thanks those involved with election To the Editor: "bid for office. I am looking foward to working with each of you in the upcoming year. The projects and Issues that we will be dealing with will be important to all students. A very special thanks Is in order to those students who helped me In my campaign re-election. Your hard work paid off and I will be proud to continue to represent you as best I can: It has always been, and will continue to be, my polley to have an open door and an open mind. If their Is a problem out there that you feel needs to be dealt wlth or if you just want to talk about the things that are happening around campus, please feel free to stop by or call me in the PSGA office, (WLLC D-139AI) at 553-2244. The student government elections are over. Thank goodness! I never thought I would be glad to see the bricks again. I would like to take a minute to thank every. one who participated in the elecllons. A special round of applause should go to those students who helped at the polls and in the final ballot count. Their hard work made the election run smoothly. fairly, and with a high degree of integrlfy. To those students who took the time out to vote, no mat. ter who you voted forI a particular thanks is in order. The fact that you participated in the process shows that you care what happens to your money and in the protection of your rights. Congratulations is in order for au those Who won their Sincerely~ Jay Lewandow8ki~ President P.S.G.A. Inc. EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron .......•................... Editor-in--Chief Kelly McKissick News Edilor KaUIa Paccagnella Asst. News Editor Jeff lemmermann sports Editor John Kehoe _.Photo Editor Michelle Gaat.. Asst. Photo Edilor Stu Rubner Advisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins Circulation Manager John M~.lrter Distrib.ution Manager Curt Shlrcel Busmess Manager GENERAL STAFF David Boyd, Christine Dejno, Dave Oebish Abu Hassein, Sharon Krause, Jeff lewis, Karen McKissick Chuck Might, Geraldine MuraWSki, Scott Singer, Bill • Topper, Rob Twardy, Daniel veurn, Vickie Pundsack Jeff Reddick. Dawn Mailand, Felix Konklin, Suzann ' McCormick, louie Tenore. Mario lemeiux. Rangeris written and edited b t d. . cy and content. It is PUbliShJ s U enTtshOfUW-Parkslde. Who are solely responsiblefor !!!.M days. every ursday dunng the academiC year except over LHDQIIilI leiters to !fie editor w'n b . leiters must be signed ~ilheaaf~~p~edonly If they are typed. double-spaced and 350 WOtdsJl"1W held upon reQuest.' p one number Included for verification purposes. Names .... Ranger reservesIhe 00'ht t d'll famatory. 0 e I etters and refuse those which are false and/ordeDeadline for all/etters and I 'f' . Thursday. ,casslled ads, IS Monday at 10 a.m. for publication All correspondence sho Id be d nosha WI 53141. T I U a dreSSed10: Ranger. UW-Parkside. Box 2000. Ke109). e ephone 414/553-2287 (EditOrial) or 414/553-2295 (Adverti5- • Non-trad p" Fritschow As a non.tradltional who has seen tile changes In P'arl<stl~ 1985, there Is one wish to single out a. and most producUw of all, and that Is tile dous amount of awareness conce needs of non-trad campus. These been brought to ground by PASA Adult Student Alliance,) ciaHy under the sh Its president, Debl F When the organlza floundering like a whale, Miss screamed the loudest, ing to the disaster. has been heard frolll of the campus to the forcing people to b in her direction. There is stili a long go before an adequate can be established trad students, but ItII Fritschow's credit Iii brought PASA on the a renewed awareness trad needs, and for lIl1S grateful for her dedi the cause. ...... Ranger Thursday, Mar. 9, 19893 Lewandowski credits victory to past term accomplishments by Jon Hearron Editor·in·Chlel and Kellle PaecagneUa. Asst. News Editor This past year's student government president. Jay Lewandowski, won the presidential race with a clear rna. jorlty of the votes: 208 of the 559 total ballots cast. Lewandowski credlls his victory to the accomplishmenls of tile 1988-89 tenn. He feels that a majority of the prominent issues that face-t the students of Parkslde over the course of the past year were handled well under his regime. Having been the imcumbent, Lewandowski stated, "I honestly believe the knowledge and experience I've gained over the past year will sponsorship and student in- be extremely beneficial to the volvement on campus. students (throughout his upHe would like to see the coming term)." CBE up and running by the Along the same Une, end of the semester, but ad- Lewandowski believes his remitted a more realistic goal election will enable him to would be by the beginning of culminate tile projects that tile next semester. Corporate were initiated during his first sponsorship entails tile ac- term. Also, he is looking forquistion of a list of corpora- ward to beginning several tions which would be willing new projects In addition to to help sponsor events on dealing with issues and concampus, and using that ust cems of the student body as for funding rather than segre- they arise. gated fees. One of Lewandowski's goals "It may take a little while this term Is to work wltIl tile for the effects to hit seg fees, Academic Policies Committee but the sooner you start, tile. r~wI::tIl::tIl::.e.:a~lm:,::;o::;f~t::o::.nn=u1:a:tIn=g::..:a:.. , sooner we might be able to reduce seg fees," Prange said. "Hopefully, tile ClUb,S wUl realize tIlat they won t need to get as much money from seg fees. It Is possible that we can bring about tile ever-famouS decrease in seg Prange sweeps Vice Presidency by Kelly McKissick ,. News Editor [)OIl Prange has seen tlllngs t!Ultcan benefit tile students and wants to Insure that the ~dents are represented thIOughstudent government. As Vice President of PSGA (parkslde Student Government Association), Prange (",Is he will be doing just t!Ult. Don prange sought the positiOn of Vice President because, "basically, Isaw some thIngS started this year that wouldbenefit tile students. I wantto make sure tIley happennext year as weH. I haven't been working with tile companythat long, but I feel 1havea good working knowledgeof tile company." Prange's term wUl begin on Frlday; March 24. He presentlyserves as a PSGA Senator, Chairman of the Sllared Governance ad hoc committee, and a member of SUFAC (Segregated University Fees AllocationComml ttee). . Prange is both "happy and apprehensive" about llIs term. "I know I can do the job,but It Is a large responsibillty.I know I am going to make mistakes, but I am a perfectionist and I don't like tomake mistakes. That's wily 1 am apprehensive. It is a poaltlonthat Is very powerful, and If not taken In the man· ner It was meant. It could go 10 your head. I won't let that happen," Ile said. Some major goals Prange OUUlnedfor his term Inctude the solidification of the Campus Book Excllange (CBEl, a pusll for corporate Don Prange SOMETIMES IT TAKES AN ARMY TO PAY BACK YOUR COLLEGE LOAN. Payingback your college ,loan canRbep:y~~~t uphill battle_ But the Army sLoan e Programmakes it easy. A - Id' the rmy Eachyear you serve as a so ler, SI 500 will reduce your college debt by 1/3 ~~VingjUst Whicheveramount is greater: Soaft~ps letely paid 3years,your college loan Will be co ~ N . ram with a a- . You're eligible for ,hiS prog Guaranteed Stutlonal Direct Student Loan or a d Student Loan dent loan or a Federally InsAuredthe loan can't madeafter October I, 1975. n be in default. II e don't , e left co eg , . And just because you v A my Our skill think YOU'llstop learning in th~ a~'e 'high-tech, training offers a wealth of va u1 cal Army Recareer-oriented skills. Call your 0 cruiterto find out more. 414_652-2072 ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN 8E. change In tile exisUng gradIng scale system. Lewandowsid feels tllat tile pius-minus system Is unfair because there Is no A·plus awarded to tile students on tile grade reports and transcrlpls; he teels a drastic revision Is In line. Lewandowski beUeves tile pIus-minus system allows professors to take a student's attitude and personality Into consideration when grading. Belore any changes can be made on tile grading pollcy, Lewandowski will first ha ve to propose tile Issue to tile Academic Policies Committee. The committee would then have to review the proposed Issue and make a final decision. Lewandowski also hopes to work wltIl David OslrowskJ, director of campus Pollee, in regards to tile Isck of sufficient parking spaces. He hopes to develop a plan wllereby reserved parking spots are converted Into normal parking spots. He Is a100 hopeful 01 devising a plan to eliminate the grauy areaa between tile parking lots, tillIng them In wltIl nonna! parl<inK etene. In addition to tills, Lewandowsld would Uke to InItiste a student escort service wltIl the councU 01 Oslrowakl. Though this service Is currently oUered to all students by the campua Police Department. LewandowskJ feels It would benefit students woo s1sy at scllool tate, and are worried about walking alone to til r cars. In accordance wltIl Don Prange. PSGA's new vice presIdent, Lewandow kl Is looking toward to getting student organizations Involved See Prez., page 4 SPRING STUDENT SPECIAL THURSDAY & SATURDAY ONLY ss ~.I/ PERMS • ~"': STARTING AT HAIRCUT .:; 525 '. / / • with ... oetod •.., ,,,. (414) 654-3417 ~// 2117. 22ncl Av•• 1t...... W1 Me ...... tWa _ when ......... ."......t-.n, : ... Some people • carry our compatibility a bit too far Free mouse and up to $100 off with any Z86LP computer purchase! Ross PoWI al 553-2461 wI7r.M-1490 fTM - "'-:'99 S2599 ~~~: S21f9 ~ I or CoIOrtroD CompultnlD Rad.. or KODO ... ,-~...- .~.. - .. F MoUse and MS- Windov;~ included "';th IDCJ<kI20 a~C:40. !\is-DOS'' includtd with all s)'SImlS. • 4 Thursday, Mar. 9, 1989 Ranger Prange happy, apprehensive about new PSGA position Pnnge, from page 3 fees." rectlon of the company had As for student involvement, veered from the students to Prange would 1lJ<e to see the off·campus and admlnismore students aware of tratlon focus. 1 want to make PSGA actions. "I want stu- sure that doesn't happen." dents to know more of what Prange would 1lJ<eto see PSGA actually does. and how someone take over the remuch It affects the students. sponsibilltles of Shared oovWhen I wu campaigning, a ernance. "If 1can find somelot ot the time students telt tt one who Is Interested In It, 1 didn't matter, that PSGA will get them to a position really couldn't do much. 1 where they can work with it want to inform them of how themselves. If no one is interwrong they were." ested In It, 1 will take care of One of the major problems It myself," he said. "Those Prange sees with PSGA right are major money and policy now is project burnout. Issues that affect the stu- "Some of the programs were dent." brought up, worked on real As a member of SUFACt hard In the beginning, and Prange Is currently working then sort of slacked off to- on rewriting the SUFAC ward then flnlsh line.I. he guidelines to make it a yearsaid. He would Ilke to see round ocmmittee. He would projects get pushed through Ilke to see organizations suband finished. mll quarterly budget revt101 want to make sure that stons, "so they can give things get done for the stu- SUFAC a better overall pic. dents. There were times (this ture of how and where the •y_e_ar_l_w_h_en_I_th_O_U_g_h_t_th_e_dl_. __ m_o_n_ey_i_s_b_e_ln_g_s_pe_n_t_.'_' Club Events..::::::::--------------,;;;;;:; CLUB FOR INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS Ten members of the Club for International Affairs (CIA) will be attending a simulation of the United Na. tlons In New York City the week at March 20-2ai. "these students will be representing the African nation of Malawi: Jim Culbert, Jenny Franke, Henry HIgh, ChrIs Kenth, Chris Kacmarclk, Laura KIrchoff, Steve Murphy, Paul Pignottl, Jennl RlnlarnakJ, and Terl Well. PSI CHI/ PSYCHOLOGY CLUB Psi Chi Psychology Club will be having a bake sale Wednesday, Mar. 8, from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., in the alcove across from the library. Gather up your spare change and help support our club! Our next meeting will be on Wednesday, March 29, trom 1·2 p.m. In the Honors Lounge (MOLN D113l. wants to see SUFAC as a very strong committee, although he admits that it does take a lot of work. "It is not easy because there are decl' sion~ that need to be made that not everyone feels are fair. We make decisions that are fair and equitable to all student." He expressed concern about the fact that only six out of nine available Senate seats were filled In thls electln. "Again, that goes back to student apathy, and the students not really believing th";! PSGA Is an Important body, he said. "It does tell a tale of what the student opinion of PSGA is. and that's something 1 really want to work to chagne. We're basically working for them and only them." He said it bothers him that he will not be working with a full Senate and he would Ilke to see that change . GEOLOGY CLUB Dr. N. Picard from the nepartment of Geology and ceophysics at the University of Utah will speak on "Death of the Quail Creek Dike" on Friday, March 10, at 1 p.m., In GRNQ 113. ThIs talk describes the catastrophic ranure of a western dam and the geologicallenv!ronmenlal raetors which led to the collapse. The speaker will illustrate the presentation with numerous slides and the taik is free and open to the public. Financial Aid 1989-90 1989-90 Financial Aid applications are now available at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Financial Aid Office, 284 Tallent Hall. It is important for all new and continuing students to apply for financial aid by April 15, 1989. For further information call 553-2574. ' tewa,ndowski re-eJecte ~ page 3 project began last Prez., rom . but did not reach the with corporate spOnso~:~rc:i implementation. Corporate sponsorshiP , Involve flndlnl! businesses that would be wllling to spon- Lewandowski ben~ sor events on campus. In reo has learned a great t the corporation would throughout his first :;:~ive some type of adver- offlc~ and is lOOking tlsement. ThJs would reduce . to utilizing this expe the dependency of student or- the benefit of PSGA antzatlons on seg fees. Ac· students of Parkslde ~ordlng to Lewandowski, this coming year. . INTERNATIONAL CHRISTIAN FELLOWSHIP 10 Myths of Christianity are examined, one at a time, each Wednesday, at 1 p.m., in MOLN 107. The Intervarsity Christian Fellowship Club on our campus wants you to know the truth. March 8, we wlll explore the world's sixth myth. Join us for a special guest speaker and find out if you're believing In mythology. YHE FAR SIDlit -============'==""""'0;lil "Ernie! Look What you're doing - take those shoes off!" News Briefs Compiled by Kellie Paccagnella Asst. News Editor Studentcharged with forgery IUlIiVersltyof Wlsconsln:Madlson student was charged IilbllU'e8 counts of forgery aternmtng from an elabor t Ill< ldeIlUflcauoncard operation, reported the cap;t.~ \IlIiI- ' David W. Clausen', 21, was accused of using computer """,ent and an enlar/Sement of a Wisconsin driver's 11. lII" to dupllcate phony licenses for underage students. Ilrte studentswho were questioned by Detective Herbert _ ofthe UW pollee department said that they patd 1IO ~rthe fprged licenses. . Eachforgery count carries a maximum penalty of nine monthSIn jail and up to $10,000 in fines. Clausen was arosted alter a year-long investigation conducted by the U,S, SecrelService and university pollee detectives. Somefoods deter cancer Thanksto a UW·Madlson scientist, people will be able • rid themselves of cheeseburger guilt, and at the same Urnehelpprevent cancer. Michael Parlza, director of the UWFood Research Institute, has found a cancer-preventing chemicalhiding, inside a jar of Cheez Whiz, reported \Ie WisconsinState Journal. ' Pariza has recently published new research Identifying asubstancefound in cheese. in hamburger, and especially Inproductssuch as cheese spreads containing whey, that protectsmice from at least two kinds of cancer. Afewyears ago, Pariza discovered a chemical in fried bsmburger,called conjugated linoleic acid (CLA). When lioklng at dairy products, he found the highest amount of CLAIn Cbeez Whiz. Pariza believes proteins In the whey reset withthe linoleic acid In the cheese fat, changing it InIoCLA. Likeyourmother, Parlza believes that although cheeseburgers are good, the best course Is to eat a balanced diet Azr drug fights AIDS virus ACCOrding to a study conducted by the Unlverslty of WisconsinMedical School, the AIDS drug AZT can temporsrlly hait the progress of the AIDS virus. It may also lmProve the Immune system of those who are Infected with !be virus but who do not show symptoms, reported the ilIlwaUkeeJournal. The drug, Which Is also known as Zidovudine, was given In a groupof 22 people who were Infected with the AIDS Ilrus, but who had no symptoms of Immune deficiencies. InForty-onepercent of the group showed positive changes their body's dtsease-ngnttng system. The rest of the r'" while not showing Improvement, did not progress to any later states of Infection. f Unfortunately,the drug produces some severe side etecta. In 90 percent of the cases there were side effects lOchas nuuaea, headaches, muscle aches, diZZiness, In· IOInDIa or loss of appetite. Accounting Majors! Wantto learn more about the CPA exam? BeckerCPA Review Course will be on campus to answer your questions, on Tuesday, March 21, 1989 Molinaro Concourse 10:00 a.m.-I :00 p.m. spOlf8Oredby the Accounting/Finance Club • Ranger Thursday, Mar. 9, 19895 PAB's Battle of the Bands returns Parkside's cafeteria will rocking to the sounds of ~e close to 600 people there;' served, and the event is open area's best bands on Fr' e Thompson satd. He explatned to the general public. April 14 In Ihe second lda~ that some big names In the For bands Interested In parParkslde Activlltes annu music Industry w1ll be on ticlpatlng In the event. au (P AB) Battle of the Ban~d hand to [udge the event. entry materials must be subThe winntn band . s. "We're still determining who mltled to the Unlon Intormacelve the oP~rtUnlty ~ reo will be available to judge. but tion Desk or mll!led to Park· form llve at Summerie r~we do know that one w1ll be side P AB office. Unlon MIlwaukee where agen~ d Bob Babish, who Is In charge oues, P.O. Box 2000, Keno· talent sco~ts just I ht anbe of booking enterlatnment for sha, WI, 53141 no later than 4 waiting to give themmth g Ir bl Summeriest." p.m. on Monday, April $. break. e g The Battle of the Bands w1ll Once submitted. the entry The contest Is open to any rematn a "dry" event this form, tape and entry fee bebands representing Racine or year. No alcohol w1ll be come the property of PAB. Kenosha high schools, and colleges and Unlversilies In the surrounding area. In order to meet ellgibillty reo quirements, each band must submit a $15 entry fee. a 15· minute demo tape and an entry form. Entry forms are available at the Union Information Desk and in this issue of the Ranger . Demo tapes w1ll be reo viewed by the 25·30 members of the Live Entertainment Committee, which is sponsorIng Battle of the Bands. Finalists will be notified by Thursday, April 6. Committee chairman Mark Thompson explained that the number of acts to compete will depend on the Inltlal response to the contest. "If 20 bands enter, there may be eight flnatlsts. However, If only 10 bands enter, there w1ll probably be six finalists," he said. Last year, six bands competed In the event. "That was our biggest event of the year, next to The End. There were RESEARCH INfORMAnuN ".,." ".,.., " l1li. ,. itU.,. Order Catalog TOO:y"ttitrVIS3IMC or COO 'U1.. j.ji'ju .... HD-IIi1-0m in "l::ufl1~) 4~.a226~dt__ Or rush$2.00to: IIdw I. ,1M 11322 IdahO Ave .• 12O&A.. Los Angetes. CA 9OO2S ENTER NOWI Deadline for Entry: APRIL 3rd. 1989 ~-~--~--~--------~---------- BAND NAME: NUMBER OF MEMBERS NAME OF THE SCHOOL YOU ARE REPRESENTING: CITY THE SCHOOL IS IN: CONTACT MEMBER: CONTACT MEMBER'S PHONE NUMBER: Join Our Winning Team NOW HIRING * EARN UP TO 8100 TOWARDS BOOKS (redeemed at end of semester) * 16 hours per week minimum to qualify For more Information, Contact Scott or Sandy 1.94 & Hwy. 50 12214· 75th St., Kenosha 857-9322 By Stu Rubner G<> down to Student Health Services, give them a buck, and they'll give you 9 condoms. It's as simple as that! That's 11.1' per condom you can't afford not to spend If you are going to engage In sexual Intercourse. What prompts this suggestion Is a conversation I had with a student I'm counseling which started out with my asking how her weekend was. She said she had a good weekend and proceeded to tell me how she met this 30 year-old guy (she's 19) and after several hours of conversation ended up having sex with him. I asked whether she practiced safe sex given the fact that she didn't know this guy from Adam. She said, "If you're asking me whether I used anything, no; I never do." My awareness of sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) was heightened after having chaired the University commlttee which wrote the campus polley on dealing with AIDS. But while no longer page 'I news, the posslblllty of contracting AIDS and a host of other STDs still needs to be faced. The AIDS media blitz affect the way people look at and participate In sexual Intercourse, but Student Health ServIces Nurse Sandy Riese commented to me that the number of STD cases nationwide continues to Increase. WhIle a person might not die from a particular STD (although who would want to put themselves In such a positlon as to find out), many such diseases may cause sertous health problems you'll have to live with for the rest of your life. And contary to what some believe, birth control pIUs do not protect you 'rom the variety o' STDs going around. It just doesn't make any sense not to protect yourself. If your partner doesn't take the necessary steps, you should. Stop by Student Health Services In D·1l5 Molinaro. For 11.1¢It's not worth the risk. See you after Spring break. i..,. 8IiiIi /7 L"dH:- '.. "'>;:'-" ~.'" ':"--/.1f7W"V a- ....~ go/den opportunity,\ Y RA positions Applications now available in the Union, Room 209 or the Housing Office, Residence Hall 4-C ~ u::8!i4&!iit !§jfWiM' g;: H "" ~-~ ~ """ C,A '"' ~ Afttr lhey'~ 5e.enwhere you eat, where you sleep, and where you go COclass show them what slolng to help you study. • • . The IBM' Personal Syslcm/2" is the best way 10 show ycurparents just how senou:: you are abo~1 )'Our grades. II's ca:>Y10 learn and easy to use, and ca~ help you Ofg~lllze.~es. re\'~sepapers. produce hlgh-qualify graphics, and more. And if you re eligible, you IIeven get lhe IBM PS/2 at up 1040% off So afleryou've shown them around. show them whal c~nts. For more information contact the Computer Support Center 553·2235 ' WLLC·D150A ""....~_7 ...'"":""_'<I-..w ........... 'I.'__ First National's TYME Twice AS'Convenient Many Parkside students and faculty rely heavily upon TYME machines for their basic banking needs. The First National Bank of Kenosha makes that more convenient becauseit has two TYME machines only minutes from Parkside. • Somers Branch 1350-22nd Avenue • North Branch 30th Avenue and Washington Road In all. the First National Bank has seven locations in Kenosha County. Let us serve you in all of your banking needs. Senleft 0fferelI A PLUS TYPING S""'~ accurate, reasonable .~, ~ l resumes. reports and ~'1 Free plck-up and del1vel')',_~ I 4921 or 656-1605. ' ... 1 HelpWaated ASST. TEA!JHER. for p~ : dren: A_M. s/P.M.,'s: lntel'Mtl-" ....rewarding work wtth eX~~U8nt-'III , tions and setting. Must love !lfII. be mature and dependable W1~ rtence: apply Child Harbor 108~ , _tngton Ave., Radne or call 8aa.~ ~ FIRST NATIONAL BANK '£7 of Kenosha Membef r.e.r.c. Other Locations: Downtown IWnosha Auto Bank Souttl Branch 55ZZ &til Ave. 5506 7th Ave. 3fil1lSOdl St. P1elSant Prairie Branch 9900 39th Ave. Bristol Branch Corner of Hwy •• 45 and 50 Spring break -- travelers beware Students travelling IIIau. states over SPring _ should be aware of !be IW that outbreaks of have occured on SOIllem: ern coast and Texu,.. puses. Student Health !lervIII strongly urges any .... going on Spring break1811 vaccinated before the1_ regardless of their -.: tton, Vaccinations WII"le given either Thursday.1Ilint' 9 or Friday, March 10:PIelit call Student HealUt ae.,lef at 553-2366for more iIlbiiiO tlon.~T ,;:,JRU'I": c:lnElE~, liD-II (~ ,,~ 1tIO!!) * Orientation Leaders * Campus Ambassadors Practice and.improve your public relations and communrcattons skills by becoming an Orientation Leader or Camp';JsAmbassador. Students who feel co!'"fortable-.deahngWiththe public and who enjo belnQ Parkside students are needed for these twt posttlons. • Orientati~n Le.aders serve as lacilitators for the summer Orientanon Program. • C~mpus Ambassadors lead campus tours and ~artlclPate In op.en houses sponsored by Student nrollment Services. Other admission·related duties may be Included. The position may begin in A ril or Se~t~mbe~,depending on your availability. p. Tralnl.ng.Will be held in April. Complete job W descnPtlonsand applications may be picked up in LLC 0195 or Union 209. - Call 553-2496 (Campus Ambassadors) or 5153·2294 (Orientation Leaders) for more nformation. Deadline for applications is March 29, 1989. ! ...... Ranger Thursday, Mar. 9, 19897 Ron's pface Sandwiches and Cocktails Sundays: BloOdy Marys 2 for 1, 12-4 p.m, · Wo records, .bl;lt Parkside Irecoversto wln in finale . · by JeffLemmermann In the second half p. . : Sports Editor controlled the bo~rdarks'de Schm'dtmann leading the pounded the ball ins' s and way with 22 points and 8 asing up a 26 point I 'ge, open- sists, Greg Nash with 19 and and clinching thei:~2t~\~~t~~ ::::,iCkd ~ith 12. Freshman ry of the year. _ ar on Petty added 10 Six Rangers s points and 11 rebounds as ble fO co!"ed in dou- Parkside out rebounded th igures with Andy Cougars 64-38. e · parkside'swell-advertised I ,rtenlplat breaking their own lCAA three·pointrecords fell j>1rl In their final regular Ii"" contest on Monday, reb. 'tl, but the Rangers jlped a aoundsecond half in llllling SpringArbor College . tllichigan102·86. • With well over a thousand ,..pieIn attendance, the HaDgeJ'S came out on fire, hitIIg 7 three·point bombs in Ie first6 minutes, including .. by Ranger foward Steve Jerrlckjust four seconds into Ie game,In running out to a Jl6lead. Thelighteningstart quickly l311ished'however, as Park- !de'soffense went into a Rep-freezewhen the Cou· Iil" switchedto a man-to- ' ... defense.The Ranger of- ~, not well-suited for atIItIdng the man-to-man, was Ield scorelessfor a 5-If1lnute lretch which saw their ten- ",llead turn Into a seven- "Ideficit. I Parkslde'sdefense was no ..,t either,as Spring Arbor lIIlIlectedon 11 of 21 threeIIIIntattemptsin the half and IIIIIIslenllyfound open shots. ~ Cougar lead reached I when Troy Love, who all scorers' with 28, hit three·pointland to make 11-33with 3:23 remaining. TheRangers finally aban- ::d their long-range attack '"' turned to their inside dell e, where they held a .,,' 8lze advantage. Park. Irol ~ed to regain con- ......_ the game, out-scoring If"''5 Arbor 14-4,IIi taking a 11'-16 leadat the half. Tuesdays: "South of the Border Day" Margaritas Pina Coladas Dreamsicles Cet Ready far SPRING BREAK '! $1.50 open Mon·Sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon r':. FiRST'SEssioNls' . FREE! • •.,a Sessions for $40 Ii, I'5 Sessions for $50 It6~ L Expires 4/1/89 .J l· ------ l!'1".ar-)' I<~; = -• 'Hair Studio & Tanning Center. SSGt 52nd ~ Kenosha, WI ~ 657-4455 IT'S A LONG, LONG WAY TO THE DEEP SOUTH. DON'T FORGET TO PICKUP A SACK LUNCH SPECIAL FOR $2.95 AND ALL YOUR OTHER TRAVEL NEEDS AT THE MINI·MART. HAVE A GREAT SPRING BREAK 3519·52nd St. 654·6154 ~. Protect Corn YOuremployees, your pany, and yourself from the ;:rsonal suffenng and tmancat 5501cancer. .. call your local ~nlt of the Amencan Cancer OClelyand ask tor their free ~amOhlel."HelPing Your _;D10yeeS 10 PrOleCI Tnem· ~ lies Against Cancer" Stan '~\Jr (;,JIllr.;any on a pohq' 1,,;1 '';''OC! neal!n tcoay' I (}S" d 't do it with Style. Heileman's Old Style. . When .;ou d If' lly Kraeusened, for a taste that'll blow pure rewe , M ke it worthwhile· make it Old Style yuou away. a T UNION SRUARE ON TAPA '"C Thursday. March 9. t,989 <t'Laterally falls short as Titans eli'minate Rangers by Jeft I:emmermann Sports Editor The Oshkosh Titans closed the boOkon the Parkslde 1988- 89 basketball season, ellml· natlng the Rangers from the NAIA toumament with a 73·70 victory, The Ranger offense did lit· tle more thaIj. stand around and watch In the first half, running 26-30 seconds off the ,clock each time down the floor before initiating their ottense. Oshkosh took advantage of the lack of action by resting on the defensive end of the floor and using a patient, moving offense to build up a ten-point first half advantage, In that first half, Parkslde attempted only, 19 shots, many of them coming with little time on the shot clock In shooting a dismal 37%, Oshkosh, on the flip side, worked the ball through the porous ( Ranger zone In hitting 12 of 21 attempts, many of them with nothing but Titan jerseys around. It was much of the same In chapter two of this final story, as Parkslde refused to step up the pace for the first 8 minutes of the second half, Oshkosh forward Ric Kunnert who led all scorers with 27- points, outscored the entire Ranger ortense In that stretch, as the Titans opened up their blgest lead of the game at 55·33 with just over 11 minutes remaining, FInally alerted by the fact that their slow·down tactics weren't very effective, the Ranger offense stepped up the pace and ran off nine straight points to close the gap, Parkslde's offensive tempo also created some defensive intensity for the first time In the game, as the patlent Titan offense began to panic and force poor shots. Andy Schmldtmann's 4th trIfecta of the night brought Parkslde back Into the game as they cut their deficit to single digits for the first time In the half and, after a steal, Greg Nash's tip-In made It 68· 61 with 3:00 remaining, SIW, Busters advance to basketball final Busters Big Boss Leading Scorers: 69 56 Busters.Leske 19, Rebro 12 Big Boss·Hall 22, VaUand 16 S.I. W. 34·43 77 Posse in Effect 34·35 69 Leading Scorers: SI·J. Brown 20, Peterson 18 Posse.LaLonde 26, Ringer 18 , The comeback story contln· ued as Rod wnnuer, who netted 17 for the game, capped· off a 9-3 Ranger run to make It a one-point affair with 0:50 remaining. After Mark Zle· bell connected on two treethrows, a pair of Schmidt· mann three-point attempts rattled In·and-out and Park· side was forced to foul Ziebell . again with just five seconds remaining. This time Zelbell missed, but the Rangers had no time outs left and were forced to scramble for 35-footer by Schmidtmann which came up short as the horn sounded. For the Titans, who connected on 21 of 29 freethrows, It was on to Eau Claire and a semi-final match up with the Bluegolds. For the Rangers, ~~~rk:~a~~~ e~~I~~ \~~!d with a 12·17record. Schmldtmann led the final chapter of the campaign with 23 points and 8 assists, while Nash, In his last appearance as a Ranger, had 19 points, 8 rebounds, and 4 assists. ... WOMEN'S NAIA NATIONAL TRACK RESULts: Nancy Marter: 2nd In mile Jenny Gross: 6th in mile Jilleen Pfarr: _5th in 1,000 m Paula Stokman: 5th in 3 mile *Medley Relay Team: 2nd overall *Medley team: Marter, Pfarr, Yolanda FI ....... and Lori DeBlick J, CONGRATULA TlONS TO THE ENTIRE _ TEAM ON A 5TH PLACE FINISH' THE WEEK AH'EAD Men's Baseball: March 11 & 12 - At Indiana State March 13 - At Rose-Hulman, Indiana Women's Softball: March 13· At U. of West Florida Tourney Tennis: March 11 . Home vs, UW-Green Bay, I p,m. -," Baseball marks return of Spring by Jeff Lemmermaun Sports Editor Ah, the rights of Spring. How could I possibly be think· Ing of Spring right now wltli a foot of snow piled in front of my window and temperatures outdoors that are closer to soccer scores than living conditions? Well, I don't believe that any birds have reo turned here to signal the reo turn of Spring. Any birds that are here now are extremely lost. Besides, the only robin who's return means anything to me plays center field for the Milwaukee Brewers. Yes. baseball Is just around the corner. America's tavor1tE} pasttlme Is a sure sign of better weather ahead. Forget what the groundhog predicts, all I need to hear is the crack of a bat to know we will be emerging from life ill the arc· tic soon. True, the only places baseball Is starting Is in vacation spots like Arizona and Flor· Ida (sigh!). But just to think that there are people taugatIng somewhere, kicking back to watch nine Innings of baseball with a brat in one hand and a bag of peanuts in the other means that, hey, open-: Ing day Is just around the cornero Until the white stuff Is gone, sports enthusiasts here stm have the NCAA tourney to get us through these last few weeks, The basketball games provide more than enough entertainment to keep - the. mind off of the white stuff outside. and with any luck, by tourney's end the snow will be gone. Then it will be time to turn attentions from snowballs and' shovels to flyballs and doubles. What can we expect from the boys of summer this year? Well, we've Ised a return to the of old. George has predicted' Ids manager, Dallae G be ~'there at the must mean there In Green's con gives him season his release as Here at p Ranger's "boys '" spring" have been move their game frlendiy confines side's gym.. Belli travel south this one a little further the other, to tune opening of th~ b In Wisconsin. So, when the melt, and the te venture to more heighls, come out Parkside's besebaU ball clubs. 1989 Baseball/Softball Home Date Men's Baseball Date Opponent Time 3/29 M.S.O.E. 1 p.m. 4/1 Indiana/Purdue 1 p.m. 4/11 Carth!ige 1 p.rT). 4/21 Concordia 1 p.m. 4/22 Ranger Alumni 12 noon 4/29 UW-Milwaukee Noon - 5/3 Marquette 1 p.m. 5/5 WICA Playoffs TBA 1M PLAYOFFS QUARTER FINALS 40·29 29·27 SEMI-FINALS Busters 25·39 64 Dream Come True 22·21 43 Leading Scorers: Busters-Anhold 20, Leske 16 OCT·Stulo 15, Gill 13 S.I. W. 37-39 76 LA Dream Team 37-33 70 ... Leading Scorers: SIW·J. Brown 27, B. Brown 22 LA·Reikowski 20, Lemmennann 18, Gauthier 17 * * * DATE OF FINAL TBA: S.I.W. ¥s. BUSTERS * * * Women's Softb Date 3/29 3/31 -4/4 '4/5 4;8 4/11 4/17 4/24 Opponent Ripon Lake Forest Lewis U. Loyola U. DePaul UI-Chicago St. Xavier Lakeland Time 3 p.rn.- 3 p.m. 3:30p. 3:30 p.rn 3:30 p.1@ 3:3Op· 4 p.m. 4 p.m. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 22, March 9, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 21 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. High speed chase ends at Parkside Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document - red, oint reo lad· udt, tier had ln- • Union 106 Mid Main Thursday. March 2. 1989 Vol. XVu, No. 21 Justices rule in favor of candidate Res.Hallhandbookunderrevision-- vehicle as Bartholomew and his dog, Bear, chased Fugate on foot. The passenger was not appr~hended, but Bear caught up with the man as he headed towards Inner Loop Road. by Keme Paccagnella Asst. Nem Editor Aftertour months of contro-- versy, the Parkslde Student Government Association (PSGA) JUdicial branch ruled that one year mandatory leave of absence given to presldentlpJ ·candldate Daniel Perrault was unconstitution. al. The decision was reached Thursday night, Feb. 24, atter almost three hours of detlber- ation. The Justices voted 3-0 that the expUlsion was not permitted by PSGA's constt. tution. That ruling allows Perrault's and Steve Mur- phy's nomfnatlon petitions In regards to early carnpafgn; Ing. It was stated that Perrault and Murphy started cam. paigning before their nomina- tion packets were Validated. As stated in rule 13 of the Election Committee guide- lines, "Campaigning for elected office will be conduct- ed only after the successful submission of a petition and SUbsequent validation by the Election Committee." According to the dates gtven at last Thursday night's hearing, Perrault started campaigning on Jan. 80, 1989. The Election Committee made the guidelines available to candidates on Feb. 1. PerrauIt stated he did not .plck up a guideline packet until Feb. 6. He also said nel· ther he nor his running mate, Murphy knew they were In violation of the Election Com. mltted guidelines until he reo ceived a letter from Norman Highspeed chase endsat Parkside II!' Scott Singer In an unusually rare Occur- lIII,e,a htgh speed chase ended here last Thursday Dlght In one arrest. At ap- IlOxlrnately 9: 25 p.m, a Itolen car driven by Randy S. Fugate, 32, 6404 lOth Ave., Kenosha, was chased Into the lrs' Qlmmunlcation Arts (CA) isis Ildldlng parking lot. reo The car had Initially been PJl8Uedby a Kenosha City K- I Officer Ronald Bartholo. lrd If.Iew because his radar ,as ]licked up on the speeding car nd lit 9:19 p.m, the man sped off 17 fwestward and' headed north ut· III Highway 31. A sheriff's nd Iq1Iad joined the chase and 41 !be olflcers conlinued to roi. 10 Ilw the car as it headed east ok OIl County Highway E. .. After going northwest on lllunty Highway JR, the vehi- cle turned onto Outer Loop Road, barely made the turn 8IId then nearly collided with IIl1ther ear whIle entering ~ CA lot, as observed by !be reporter. This reporter n observed as Fugate pro. ceeded to speed through the The total time that the po- lot Wherehe and a passenger lice spent In the CA parking '8belte!nPledto flee on foot. The 101' was 10 minutes. Campus riff's vehicle and two police then watched over the /lUter KenOshasquads quickly stolen vehicle until it could be IIrrourided the abandoned removed. Women'sHistory/Awareness Month Schedule of Events IIarolI _ . 1 M'~ 6 1PM Self DefenseD~~onstration W~~~ing Room, 1 PM Self DefenseCllmc PhysicalEducalion 7 7'30 PM Self DefenseClinic WrestlingRoom, . PhysicalEducation 6 2 PM HelenHorowitz Moln 107 06 8 '·2 PM St. Catherine's Body CiJes Union 104-1 ~ 7 PM Film:The Color Purple Cinema ell" Noon LanaRakow,UniversityRound Table Union 106 20 1 PM Women'sHistory Bowl Mainplace 22 1 PM Film: FrancesPerkins UnionCinema 11 Noon Caml Lee Saff;oti Hughes, Il 3· UniversityRoundtable ·30 PM LeadershipPanel 29 Receptionfollowing 1 PMI9 PM Film: International Sweetheartsof Rhythm Fugate was arrested on charges of knOwingly fleeing an officer, havtng open Intoxf cants in a motor vehicle, en. dangering safety by reckless \ driving, speeding, and operat, ing after license revocation; his fourth offense. Fugate initially refused treatment for puncture wounds from the bite by Bear, but was later treated at Kenosha Hospital and Medl- cal Center. Fugate was then booked and held In the county jail for operating a vehicle without the owner's consent. The car had apparently been stolen from the Milwaukee area. Fugate has two active warrants from Greenfield for fraud and Is also a habitual traffic offender. Union Square by FeUcIa ConklIn The name may change, but the song remain. the same. f The Residence Hali student handbook will be undergoing some revisions for next semester, including its alco- hol policy, but responsible drinking is still the message being promoted. The Residence Hall Associ- ation (RHA) recently com· pleted an extensive critique of the present Re91dence Hall student handbook. Their sug· gestions will be considered as Residence Hall Director DeAnn Possehl and Assistant Director Steve Wallner revise the handbook for lmplementa- tion in the Fall 1989semester. Concerns were raised when the alcohol policy portion of the handbook was introduced In Sept. 1988. The policies on the possession of hard liquor. Dsn Perrault Delaney, chairperson for the Election Committee, on Feb. 9. Both Perrault and Murphy claim they tried to take the posters and flyers down once they were Informed they were in vlotatlon ot the guideline. Due to classes goIng on duro Ing the day and eventng, they ali campaign IIteralure. The Election Commiltee's main complaint was that for several days, Perrault and Murphy were the only candt- dates with literature readily avaliable to the public. The committee saw th.ls as an un. fair advantage for Perrault and Murphy. Because of the violation. the Election Committee voted that Perrault's and Murphy'S name not appear on the bal. lot. ThIs would stIlI allow them to seek the offIces, but only as wrIte·1n candidates. After discussion In closed session, the Justices voted it was not w1lhtn the power of the Electlon Committee to de. lete Perrault's and Murphy's names from the ballou. They stated they felt the decisIon of whIch names would appear on the baliot Is the Senate's responsibility. The next attemoon, Friday, Feb. 2t, the Senate met for approximately two hours. Both Perrault and Delaney were allowed to speak thelr reasons for their actions. Before the vote was taken, Perrault stated he felt that removtng his Il{!d his running mate's names (rom the ballot seemed to be a "steep punish. ment for something that was not done maliciously." He said that there were other al • ternatives to puntahment, such as makIng hIm and Mur. phy remove all _ U...... lure, or not aIlowInc them to post anymore up. The Senate's tInaI vet was allow Perrault's and Mur- phy's name on th ballot. However, their name. would appear at the bottom ot each respective category. After 1es.mJng of th J u•. trees' decision, K nosha Clr. cult Court Judge Jerold W. Breitenbach dl.mlssed th suit and declined to ordor i. ther party to pay the oth r'8 legal co I. PlHtcslde residents will soon hsve 8 new handbook. controlitng underage drink· are areas that were ques. lng, keeping uninvited guests tloned. away from the Residence "They (RHA) came up with Halls and promoting courtesy see Alcohol, page 3 Inside •••· Page 2••• Chicago politicking comes to Parkside Page 4••• Dreher wins PAS pres!denc y Page 5... Counselor's Corner Page 6••• Classifieds Page 7••• SportsISpo~ISpo~1 2 Thursday, Mar. 2, 1989 Ranger our views Chicago politicking comes to Parkside students, stop and take a look at some of the Spring election posters and handbills circulating among your- selves as the candidates all vie for your votes. Are we in a time warp, or has some of the campaigning take~ on the dtstlnctlve characteristics of Chicago-style politics .. The Ranger feels that "smear campaigns"-·those In whlch candidates attempt to humiliate opposition through personality attacks Instead of relevant issues--are not beneficial to thia University In any way. We feel that can- dldates who must slash the repulations of other candi- dates to gain votes are not worthy of possessing student government leadership positions. To demean fellow candidates is. In essence, to demean ihe students. We feei that students want to know what each candidate is ready to do for the University. not him- self. In Do these candidates think that students are so un - formed that we will be Influenced by mud-slingtng tac- tics? Some of the smear literature asks, "What are they afraid of?" We are afraid. We are afraid of what these candidates will do to ihe students If ihey enter office. If they care only about themselves now, and are willing to do anyihlng to obtain power, who will they really care about when they are running our student government? In addition, campaigning for student leadership post-. tions should not become so self-serving that they divide student organizations from within or among each otllf:~r. This tactic undermines the mission of student leadership, whlch is to Increase student activity and unity, Instead of creating ihe oppostte, We ask the students to remember to vote on the issues, not ihe accusations. We further ask ihe new student lead- ers to act in a manner appropriate for their positions. We hope ihat ihese campaigning actions are not a foreshadow of events to come; they will not go unnoticed. ··by Kelly McKissick and John Kehoe TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE. Q: How many of the people who died of rung cancer last year were smokers? A.25% 8.40% C. 60% 0,80% Academic All-American responds to disgruntle~ student This strikes me as beIDg a I pretty egocentric point <I view. It would obviously be poor journalistic judgmeDl not to have a sports sectioo. If this person Is SO eager III see articles about aeadeJDIc success, why don't th~ er- to put the effort Into lIllf Ing one? ExclUding the BdI' tors, ihe Ranger wrilon aren't being paid for the!lllld work and time they put lDlD their articles so money Is III excuse for not gettlllg In- volved, If ihis person tooktbe time to write a story, fm sure ihe Ranger wouldn't be> ttate to print it. In conclusion, just becaUlO a newspaper may be lacklD! coverage in some areas. there is no reason to wlllDe about the, area ihey do cOvII' Bravely sll/fled, Ted price Iletter to the-editor To the Editor: have to work part-time- jobs, too, In addition to training for a sport and doing well aca- demically. Also, athletic scholarships are not handed out to any Tom, Dick, or Harry who goesout for a sport. This per- son does not realize that a lot of time' and effort goes into developing a skill to the point where one Is good enough to receive a scholarship. As far as not publishing a sports section •'which many students do not care to read anyways," why does every newspaper in every town, vii. lage and .city have a sports section? Why is it that when you find 3 sections of the USA Today discarded in the cafe- . teria or library, it's always the sports pages that are missing? Because most peo- ple don't care to rea!'! them? In response to the person who didn't appreciate the ar- . ticle on Parkside's Academic All-Americans, I would like to pose a few questions. First, why would ihis per- son wish to see the Dean's List printed In the Ranger? Does this person really care to read this list or is there a bit of ego-gratification tn see- .lng one's name In the paper? This person also mentions that many students juggle '!J school work, obviously 'not an easy task. What this person doesn't realize is that the .ma- jority of athletes on scholar- ships are not from the Keno- sha-Raclne area and that scholarships only cover '4 the cost of college expenses of athletes who don't live at home. _Many of the athletes F EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Editor~in-ehief Kelly McKissick .........•......•........ News Editor Kellie Paccagnella •....•...... Asst. News Editor Jeff Lemmerrnann .......•............ Sports Editor John Kehoe , Photo Editor Christine Dejno .•..•....•....•. Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubner " " ••"."." "" Advisor ~ BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins Circulation Manager John Marter Distribution Manager Curt Shircel ~ Business Manager GENERAL STAFF David Boyd. Michelle Gaal, Abu Hassein. Sharon Krause. Jeff Lewis, Karen McKissick. Chuck Might, . Geraldine MuraWSki. Scott Singer, Bill Topper, Rob Twardy, Daniel Valhn, Vickie Pundsack. Jeff Reddick, Dawn Mailand, Mike Picazo, Felix KOl1klin, Suzann McCollTlick, Louie Tenore. Mario Lemeiux. Ranger is written and edited by students of UW-Par!<side, whoare solely responsible tor itsed~= cy and content. It IS published every Thursday during the academic year except over breaIS - ..' I Letters to the editor will. be accepted only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 words orJesS,.. letters must be Signed, With a telephone number included for verification purposes. Nameswillie held upon request. Rangerreserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or de- famatory. ~ Deadline for all letters. and classified ads. is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication Thursday. All correspondence should be addressed to: Ranger, UW-Parkside, Box 2000, Ke- nosha WI 53141. Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (AdVOrtis. ,"g). Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 21, March 2, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1989-03-02 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System housing parkside student government association (PSGA) https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/95474efceb1b6594c0bd49457b798ed5.pdf fe0039e57e807492ceeb304c11528a86 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 19 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Campus safety under scrutiny Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thuraday. February 18. 1989 I.---"D~C9 ~1 n1 trl~~ l1:D~~~~~~~uW(Q)lFW~~CC(Q)[N]~~[N]o[p)~~[K~rr[Q)~ Vol. XVII. No. 19 n r L 1l.BJI..... ~mpussafety under scrutiny Furnace breaks down, Chile Care shuts down by HeIDe Paccagnell& Assistant NeWllEditAlr about the safety of door locks. Her roommate discovered she could open the door with a credit card, and many times Housing doors were left unlocked. She wanted to bring a petition to Housing students concerning these safety issues. "Just doing that may make the students aware that things need to be done," she said. In response to these concerns, Housing director DeAnn Possehl said the lock and lighting problems would be relatively simple to remedy. New lock systems have already been looked at for Housing, at a cost increase of approximately $40. "The students will not have an option of locking their doors anymore, they will automatically lock outside when the door closes," she said. The new lock system wID be completed within the next two years. Possehl said she agreed with the Idea to cage the lights In the stairwells. "That Is very financially feasible for us right now," she said. Also, she would like to have the stairwells painted a lighter color to better reflect light. Both of the projects are expected to be completed this summer. byKelly McKissick N.... EdItAlr Idilor's Note: This is the (rII ill • two'part series on .. "" ",jety. The first will 101 tlIU/l questions raised ioII the issue and the re- ...., from Housing. The l1li Illlll <leal with the refIIII6 {l'oIIl Oampus Police. isSUe of campus safety recenUy been brought BCrIItlny. David OsYIIw took over as DiCampus Pollee In sed that crime plays an tmporcampus security. tiYt concerns on campus and were raised by a was assaulted on Road three weeks There were a few extra "students" in classes on Wednesday. Feb. 8; most of them carried coloring books and crayons. Many students brought their children to. classes because the Child care Center furnace broke down, forcing the faclllty to close. According to Sherry Thomas, Director of the Child Care Center, the heating problem was noticed Tuesday night (Feb. 7) during a staff meeting. The temperature continued to drop. and, at the end of the meeting Thomas called the Physical Plant. Employees from the Plant went to the Center and found that the furnace was not working. The heat returned after the furnace was reset. At 10 p.m. that night Thomas returned to the Center tAlfind the heater etill working. The next morning (Wednes· day) at 5 a.m. Thomas went to the Center to make sure everything was working .: When she arrived, she found that the furnace had stopped during the night, and the temperature was down to 60 degree. In order for the Center for operate, It must maintain a temperature of 67 degrees or higher. The Physical Plant called In a furnace company, who arrived at 8:30 a.m. Thomas decided the Center would reo main closed until 12:30 p.rn. "Because It could be a lengthy and cold process In getting the furnace repaired. and malniy lor the well being of the children, the Center would be closed till 12:30 p.m." she said. Sherry T1>oma with faulty fur_ David Ostrowski At 11 a.m. the workers from the furnace company were etill there. and that wu when Thomaa decided tile Center would have to be closed for the rest of the day. Thomas returned to the Center at 8:30 p.m. that night. and the furnace was In workIng condition . Because of the special work needed to attend to the children, It would have been impossible to move to another location. "There la no other area on the campus that is able to accomodate the needs of warming bottles, changtng diapers, teaching cJaases, and tending to the children," Thomas stated. The Center, whlch Ja funded 67 percent by users' fees, and IS percent by SUF AC, Ja financially responsible for the cost of the furnace repairs. At the present time. no price estimate was available. isted unttl officers told her of them' on the night of her assault. "A lot of girls in the Residence Halls say 'What call boxes? I don't even know what they look like.' " She said she would like additional call boxes installed on Inner Loop Road and close to Hous, ing. The student wanted Improvements made on the lighting system in the Housing stairwells. Currently, the t, who will reo ~~lIlO1l1S. explained .. WII8 not very worried csmpus safety before lie -..It. She was walking IkiIg InnerLoop Road to the l'by Ed buUding at approxi- ~ 10 p.m, She said she .. heard about incidents ocIl1lrIng 0/1 campus sidewalks lid thoughl"It was safer to 1IIIkon Inner Loop Road." AI she passed the loading IIlek entrance at Mollaro ~ man walked out and h'., toUOWlng her. He ..... her what her name :' but she did not answer ...._ and continued to walk "'n the road. The man then r,bed her ann and asked .: BgaIn. She tried to pun ann free and the man ~':' her In the face. She ...... him in the groin and lin back to Housing. "All 1 ::e~to do was get out of lIigh' she said. Later that -.1, BIlereported the incite". to Campus Pollee offl· ~~tllil happened to me,'1 lat. 1 aware ,that it Is not Iald to':"Thalkby yourself," she Ullnis ere are a lot of llIaIl that can be done to Ilot • !he campus safe. Why ba~ent incidents from ing r~••g,~and show incom· bav.~oonrnenthe things we tallt done to make the "UJ PUSsaler. That way we . Itea~e SOmecredlblllty, in· ...... saying It Is safe be· '.t." ~Olhinghas happened .. Iile~•.!tudent, who lIvea in Ia • ... 'denee Halls. said she la!:i;" concerned about the lIlenlof. her living environ11..:" She did not know """lJlUs Police call boxes ex· Inside... Pep 3.•• Governor trims tuition Inc...... Peg- 4••• company scams f... for grant Info Peg_8 . Cou lor's Com... Pep 9.•. CIauIfIecIs The scene of the _ult: Inner LoOP Ro..a<l.! heading towards Phy. Ed. will be k Additional llghting stairwells are Yftln;;d.:::v. proVided by ~PI~~~:' PO":;'il: brown and are th light llghts at eac th ~~~sll~~~'o~;::~t~::dpi~~~ or stolen, In the dawn. e t I ast ~~~r~~~r£;r~:.~ ten black in there, eve~ne and ptaced graduallY, ~ ..'iso ex. daytime. A~~~ are con· per y~a:.:c= about light. Two. t ~eo~t of cement, so you 1::;":. the newly-constucted struc e t windows in them. alk from House one tAl can't pu d be caged llghts sldew . There shou fJ 3 in the stairWells. rned Sse Assault, ".,. She was alSO conce •••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• • . , " 2 Thursdliy, Feb. 16, 1969 Ranger r."LL '"AT BE ~ ,~ lour view II' I lHlNK IT'S ABOUT11ME . CASH OR CHARGE? PUT TO REST THE MYTH . . 10 OOY AT AU. CAN Students against proposed law TW~ A HARDWARE r ifORE AND BUY AN ASSAUL: S RIFLE UKf .1lIE A1<:'4.7, NO Q.\lESTIONS ASKED. Recently. John Elmore, Parkslde's Advising Oenter dlrector, was given the task of surveying student attitudes toward proposed legislation that would ·delay the beginning of Fall semesters until after Labor Day. This survey was conducted at the request of the UW System admtntstrauon. Current law keeps Fall classes from beginning until alter Sept. 1. ThIs proposal was developed as a result of the belief that the Wisconsin tourist Industry looses revenue because of the frequent commencement of unIversity classes before Labor Day. In the years of 1992 and 1998 Labor Day falls on Sept. 7. What thIs means is that In these two years, and other years when Labor Day is "late," the first semesters would have to be altered. As described In the UW System questionnaire (used in the student survey at Parkstde), final classes and/or examinations would have to be delayed until alter ChrIstmas break. ThIs would extend the Spring semester further Into May. Another option avallable, were thIs proposed legislation to be passed, woul~ be to schedule Saturday classes or lengthen class periods dUrlnll'the first semester. Of the 814 students surveyed, 257 (or 88 percent) were opposed to the proposed legislation. Because of the drastic alterations that would be -needed during years of late Labor Days, the Ranger stands with the decision of the 88 percent. by Jon Hearron Ic1e:.:.:tt.=.:.ePS..::....:.:IO:....,:I:.:.:..::he:.....:e:..:...di........:IO_P 1 Alternative to bookstore rip-off To the Editor: ThIs letter is In reply to the article that is titied "Who says the bookstore Isn't a rip. off?" The. views he states In hIs article are common through. out the Parkslde campus stu. dent body. As 1 read thIs arttcle, 1 began to think of ways to Improve the system. Since It is neccessary to have only one bookstore for efficiency. the Issue that needs to be ·dealt with then is: (a) How to spend less on books by bUying as few new books as possible. (b) How and Who Is to tm. plemeni thIs plan effectively and efficlenUy. I believe more students would sell their books if they' knew they would receive a good price for .them, The main problem with thIs is that the Follet Bookstore is out to make money Instead of just providing a service: Therefore, what we need Is a . service that can help us find the people that need and/or' want textbooks at a price that would enable them to not only just sell their books. but also to buy textbooks for the next semester. Also. if students. knew they had a real chance ,of receiving 150percent (or more) back from book pur. chases, (whIch the store claims students may receive when they're lucky to receive 10 percent. they might even take better care of their books. What I am proposing Is a system that would keep track of the people selling books and the people who want to buy. It should also keep track of the textbook tiUes, the pro. fessors who use certain books, etc. (The prices and selections of the books can be taken from the Ust of books and prices posted by the bookstore every semester). All of thIs could be done on an .mM PC using a simple database program. Now, thIs will take some time to set-up and operate. I figured that even if a user fee of a dollar was charged per book to the people who are bUying the name of the people who have the textbooks for sale that they want. this venture would stlll be worthwhlle for both parties, expecially When one considers the cost of buying a brand new book. All In all, I believe that thIs venture will work for one ·of the many service clubs we have here on campus. I believe we students should iake steps to lower the cost of textbooks, otherwise. we will continue to pay outrageous prices for textbooks each semester. 8incerely~ Gerald Grogan Upcoming programs fOr Feb. tl-" THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 16 BLACK CAREER FAIR, sponsored by UW·Pa!tSide, Gateway Technical College. Carthage at ~ teway Technical College in Racine from 8:15am12 o.m. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY 18 MARY HELENA gives her one woman shOW "LIving' and Lovin' In Spite of It All" at 7 p.rn.1n the CommArts Theatre. Tickets are 53.00andcan be purchased at the Union Information cente~~.. Events are sponsored by the Black History Month ...... mtttee, StUdent Activities OffIce and UW·PartesldeFood Service. EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Editor.in-Chief Kelly McKissick ....•.......... _ News Editor Kellie Paccagnella ....•....... Asst. News' Editor laura Pestka .•.,..: Entertainment Editor· Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Christine.Dejno Asst. Photo Editor. Stu RUbn~r : Advisor BUSINESS STAFF. Craig Simpkins Circulation Manager John Marter Distribution Manager Curt Shircel Business Manager GENERAL STAFF David Boyd, Michelle Gaal, Abu Hassein. Sharon Krause, Jeff Lewis, Karen McKissick, Chuck Might, Geraldine Murawski, SCott Singer, Bill Topper, ROb Twardy, Daniel Vallin, Vickie Pundsack, Jeff Reddick, .Dawn Mailand, Mike·Picazo, Felix Konklin, Suzann McCormick, Louie Tenore, Mario Lemerux. - Ranger ~ written and edited by students ofUW·Parkside, who are solely responsible for cy and content. It is published every Thursday during the academic year except over !~= U1~ days. . . . .M letters to the editor Will.be accepted only if they are typed, double-spaced and 350 wordsJ..... letters must be Signed, With a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names held upon request. Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which are false andlor de- famatory. . Deadline for all letters. and classified ads. is Monday at 10 a.m. for publicatiOn Thursday. AU correspondence should be addressed to: A-anger, UW.Pa·rkside. Box ~OOO.Kenosha WI 53141. Telephone 414/553·2287 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advertis- 109). Ranger Thursday, Feb. 18, 1989 3 ommun;caf;on ;s key to safefy_ Assault, from page 1 .• roHall. can boX Installation near ••,oingdid not seem to be a :;;;ibieIdea. Each call box J'lS approximately $4100, according to Possehl, r qUestionis whether we need one when there 51 personal'phones In the complex." The op01 a less expensive model bOX is being discussed. She feels that Residence Association (RHA I become more actively d In promoting responlor Housing students. ....""'''''''~ .... ;;;;;;;;".__ '''''';;..;._'-ll ,tely, It -Ia the stu- . DeAnn Possehl responsibility to take ullons against crime--to lheir doors and make that they leave with keys,n she said. said students also not walk alone. "1 aot think a lot of students that they can call CampusPollee for an escort," she commented. Housing will send out crime venllonpamphlets In their thIy newsletter. Possehl uIdalso like to see strongor emphasis placed on infunningOrientation students about safety. precautions. Call boxes easy to operate by Vince Mutchler . The Parkside Campus Po. hce would like all students and faculty to be familiar With the location and use of the emergency call boxes that are In the main parking lots . These emergency call boxes are in the Union, Cornmuruca, tion Arts and Physical Education lots. Each call box is located where it can be easily found, usually along the walkway toward the main com. plex. To use the emergency call boxes, simply open the outer door. After opening the door, read the inside Instructions. The call box will allow you to talk directiy to the Campus Police emergency dispatcher. Remember to talk in a clear, controlled voice. "We're always open for suggestions about improving safety," she said. The aforementioned student realizes that commmuntcatlon pial'S an importand part in crime prevention. "W)lat happened to me was a big deal," she said, "but I did not get seriously hurt. If something happened to. another student because I knew about (these issues) and I did not do anything about it, I would feel terrible. If you can take measures to prevent (crime). do it.' , overnor trims tuition crease by one-third ~vemor Tommy Thomp· B proposed 1989-90 btenntbudgetis a positive step to- . rds keeping tuition affordie In the UW System. mpson'sbudget limits tutincreases for the next years to 7.2 percent and .8 percent respectively. The Board of Regents had POSedtulUon Increases of .8 percel1tand 9.3 percent r thenext two years. In . his bUdget address the vernorrecommended a 7 2 rcentcatch.up pay Increa~e faculty, to be phased In ri the next two years, as S:f increases for academProv ,$5.5 m1lllon for Irnements to business I bn Sand $1.9 mlllion for c . ology, groundwater ellon and manufacturing rch. 'I~ Governor stated that, &tudev~ ,~so listened to our AIn n. by increasing ~g for libraries by $6 ~ .nand proposing to fund lJW new computers for the Systel1l. State financial Ire P\'ograma wU1 also be InaBed by 11 percent and 8 percent over two years to. "giv:e every student with need improved access to a. univ.er. slty education." In fmishmg UW portion of his address, the Governor added that, "Even with these additions, tuition increases are one third less than what the Regents proposed. For all our students the UW System will continue to be an extraordinary bargain." United Council Jim Smith said that the Governor did a fine job in his efforts to keep tuition affordable. "Lowering the' tuition increases and matching financial aid programs to meet the tuition u;- crease shows. the Governor s commitment to students and their familles. Students who will graduate this June have seen their tuition rise by nearly 50 percent since they were freshmen. This is a vex» positive step In keepln!f the Increases under control. The 1990-91budget baa been to the Joint committee on Fi· sage of the budget nance for review. FIn&1 is llC • = wed for the end of June. Wanda Leiling walks 10 her car safely, knOWingcall boxes can be used. _ 4. Parking meter .. not ~: the Parkside community, working (be sure to know will be enhanced If we all meter 1l:umber when caUing work together to prevent and in). report crime. ~~~~ COMMON REASONS "FOR USE OF EMERGENCY CALL BOXES 1. Emergencies: 1. A car accident, especially with injuries. 2. A suspicious person(s) or situation. 3. An injured or sic k party in need of aseietamce. II. Non-Emergencies: 1. Locked keys in vehicle. 2. Vehicle will not start. 8. Vandalized properly. Remember that the campus Pollce would prefer that you use the call boxes even if the call turns out to be a "false alarm." Don't be embarrassed to use the call boxes! Your safety, and that Agency needs advocates Hand in Hand, Inc. In Racine needs volunteers to be advocates for physically and/or mentally handicapped people. Advocates are matched with handicapped children or adults with simi· Jar interests. Volunteers must available weekly for assistance and should have good communication skills. Call 553·2200 for an appointment or stop In Uutoh 209 for more details. First National's TYME Twice As'Convenient Many Parkside students and faculty rely heavily upon TYME machines for their basic banking needs. The First National Bank of Kenosha makes that more convenient beCauseit has two TYME machines only minutes from Parkside. • Somers Branch 1350-22nd Avenue • North Branch 30th Avenue and Washington Road In all, the First National Bank has sev~n locations in Kenosha County. Let us serve you 10 all of your banking needs. ~ FIRST NATIONAL BANK W of Kenosha - f.D.LC. Total Service for V.W.Parkside Employees and Students Tallent Hall Room 286 553·2150 Mon.·Fri. 16-3 Serving four other locations Racine Waukesha Burlington Milwauke<> 4 1lllItIdIl~.Feb. 16, 1889 Ranger' ompany scams fees for gra"t information by Geraldine MuraWBld Many Parkslde students have received a formal bust· ness letter Informing them that they are eligible for a number of scholarships, grants and fellowships. However, students must pay a $57 fee to obtaln Informallon about these forms of financial aid while the Parkslde Financial Ald office does It at "110 cost to the student. This academic financial advisory program does not define Itself enllrely but, instead. provides a toll free number for a californiabased office. The grants and scholarships are said to start at $300 and are provided by corporaUons who can deduct the donallons from their taxes. The $67 fee, according to the program, Is for Informallon processing. The student will then receive a 11stof corporaUons that have grants and scholarships avallable, but the student must write the letters requesllng aid appncations. G. Gary Grace, assistant Lloyd Mueller chancellor for student affairs, called this organlzallon when It was brought to his attenllon. When Grace inquired as to how many of the scholarships and grants where actually from corporallons and private industries, the psrty on the phone was unable to provide any figures. According to Grace, these types of proposals are not uncommon and have been sent to students in past years. Lloyd Mueller, financial aid speclallst, recognizes that the financial advising provided by certaln organizaUons that charge fees does not provide a student with a service that Parkslde's Financial Aid office doesn't already offer. Mueller says there are sometimes key words to look for in these programs. In this Case it's the definition of "ellglbility." ••Almost anyone who is a degree seeking student is going to be eligible for financial aid, That doesn't mean you're going to receive It. You may have no (financial) need,' t Mueller said. All scholarship and grant information is available at the Financial Ald office In Tallent Hall. The office will also provide appllcallon forms, direct you toward scholarships and answer any questions you may have, tree of charge. • TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT For more information contact: Ross Pettit 553-2462 or Colortron Computers in Racine or Kenosha Zenitb Demonstration/Promotion Day: : ..7£61'N Tuesday, February 21, WLLC Concourse 9:00 a.m. to 5:00 p,m. ' data systems Tl-lE QUAUTY GOES IN BEFORE THE NAME GOESON· . News Briefs compiled by KeUie PaccagneUa Asst, News Editor 2~year centers draw stUdents , ' According to UW President Kenneth A. Shaw the verslty of Wisconsin's two-year centers drew ;"ore Un!. dents than expected, causing a slight overall rise In ~ enrollments, reported the Superior Evening Telegram V" As of last fall, the overall enrollment at 13 four: campuses and 13 two-year- centers was 162,567,a:ea.r crease of 0.1% from the previous year's figure of 182':- according to a report released by the Wisconsin ~ non of Collegiate Registrars and Admissions Officers ~ecause of overcrowding, the UW has attempted io duce enrollments at ten of the four-year campuses '" dents are being encouraged to attend two-year cenlAl~8tJJ.. According to the report, the centers had an Inc""';' enrollment of 3.6% to 11,201 students. Freshman ill ment at the two-year institutions jumped 21.3%, to~ students . Gov. proposes scholarship prog Gov, Tommy Thompson proposed a new ~ program for the state's top high school studenla ill, State of the State message to the legislature, reportej Green Bay Press Gazette, Scholarship recipients would receive free public or vocational school tuition, or state-subsidized p1'Illi\1>l1 school tulllon. The scholarships -would be awarded to lIII state's top high school senior In each public and PI't¥8lI high school. The program, which would begin In 1990, wouldQIIIId the student free tuition at any UW·campus. Studenll_ Ing to attend a private college In Wisconsin wouldbe'" ble for scholarships provided jointly by the stste ~ .private Institution. Madison student shot in A University of Wisconsln-Madlsion student ~Ill suffer no paralysis or brain damage after being in the head by a former Michigan boyfriend re Chippewa Herald. The shooting occured Jan. 22 Madison street. Julie Charlip, 18, of Oak Park, Michigan was llsle(1I s.erlous condition at a Madison hospital. chrlsto~ hams, 18, also of Oak Park, was discovered at a Mailliiitl hotel on Jan. 23. Authorities say he died of a self-1nflUIII gunshot wound. Folkman teaches computer Dan .Folkman, an associate professor in the De~ of Busmess and Management at the downtown Mll ynlverslty of Wisconsin extension center, will be In$llIIlIo m~ a series of short courses on computers. re~" Milwaukee Journal. The series of courses tis calledlI1C(to Computer.Applications for Small Businesses . .The Senes will be offered through the Extension'S_ aion of Outreach and Continulng Educallon, which. ules courses for people who are employed but are IolikIIl for additional tratning. The topics for Folkman's workshop are a general ductlon to computer operations, a session for managers and owners and a look at computer that can link computer. operators within a compallS from company to company. For more information on Folkman's series, ~epartment of Business and Management at 227 mg standard weekday business hours. Family assistance ne • . The Developmental Disablltties Service Center is looking for people to assist families with a developmental/disabled child or adult living with them to relieve these families of the problems of finding sittmg/watchlng service for r Club Events :MOMS ()lIIIegel- acquainted with ~ ()[ore Opportunities 1l1lOthet'S' Self·sufficiency) • ~ petition signing table '" bake sale on Monday, fib. 20, In MOLN hall. We ... neW organJzation that is ~ to guarantee equal ~ to education for all jnJC mothers. which could ~ dellied by the WEJT pro- ,.aI. PASA NOII.traditional students lIIle and meet the members .PASA (Parkslde Adult Btu- ~ IAlliaDce)at our "How's SemesterGoing?" gathIn the faculty lounge, lOLN ui, on Wednesday, fib. 22, from 11 a.m. to 2 1JIl. Bring your own lunch IeIIert andbeverages wlll b~ ,mded. We'd like to meet ,.. and hear how your ..... tor Is really going. GEOLOGY CLUB A popqlar talk, titled "A of Two Volcanoes: Mt. ~mm, Wuhlngton. and del Rulz. Columbia'," be presented by Dr. Don ~ the U.S. Geologic ter on Thursday 18. a~ 7:30 p.m. ~ IIId 100. the talk is free open to the public. Are· IlpIIon With refreshments .ts din GJl.NQ 109 after- ~ Dr. t Don Swanson wIn a talk on "Dome at Mt. St. Heiens teb 1981·1986" on Friday U3.~7 at 1 p.m, in GRNQ .. the e bta,!kIs free and open Pu lie. LA& C Workshops WordPerfect Allsessions are on Wednesdays from 1:00pm. 2:00pm .February22 'March 1 'March B 'March 22 'March 29 ''''''i15 'Apri112 'Apri119 'Apri126 AIII.sslons meet I" WLLC 0150 Sign up in ARC WLLC 0150 THE FAR SIDE Committee evaluates handicap accessability Assistant Chancellor G. Gary Grace has charged a campus committee of faculty, staff and students with a review of campus accessibility to people with handicaps. Carol J. Cashen. Director of Learning Asistance and Counseltng, Is chair for the comrrnttee: members are Sandra Burmeister. Orpheus John-. son. Kate Owen. Don Kolbe. Sandra Riese, Rollin Jansky, Steve McLaugWln, Norbert Wlelenberg. and Kathryn Grovogel. The committee Is interested In hearing from students with dlsablllties regarding their appraisal of campus accesslblllty. Accessibilily refers to both the physlCa.l and the program facilities. If you have concerns you would like to share witll. the committee, please contact the chairperson (WLLC 0-175 or Ext. 2608) or any member of the committee. The committee needs the information as soon as possible so please respond by Feb. 24. Wednesday, February ZZ 9 p..... UNiON SQUARE e.l~BIl WI ~~=== ~~~ Fmg =--~==-- -:::--==== - - --g- - --- =-- --- - ==-- - - - ==------ Ranger Thursday, Feb. 16. 19895 THE FAR SIDI By GARY LARSON • i I i .. The Parkside Union "Serving Campus and Community" • COMMUTER LOCKERS • BOWlING • CINEMA Tl-tEATEA :~~~G~ .~os _INJ:OCENTEA • CATERING : \lIDEO~ES : :: LOUNGE • ROOM RESERVATIONS • TABLE TENNIS • T1CEEnKET~.AOOMLESs • TRAVEL pROGRAMS • OUTDOOR ~ • LARGE SCREEN TV • SPECiAL PR~~S • CHECK CASHINQ • TABLE GAMES • OUTDOOR PAOO : ~~~ROP ...~! I I I I ___________ "I . -------------------' P.S.G.A.~~!!!!!!!!!!!~!t paid .d.... i&emenl 1!t * * -It 1!t -It 1!t t: 1!t tr tr rr 11 '* .1!ttr ~'l'II '* 1!t . Sed". ,. . A. MEMNISHlf'.TheAllocotions~m:~e: 11Forrec.Il",lnst.~Jor .... _ • '" "lieS 10 tht' If'giSlative, branch Of tt1e sholl consist of B yotlng ~mb.f;:' :.mooning 2 P.S.G.A .• Inc., any Univtrsify at ~I powBS: .nd all o"'~ ~s Vftted by ""is ~'st~A .• Inc. bv " m.a,or"v vole5~lIt~: P.S.G.A.. ~~~.~"i':s~~~t body of the Unl- Parksidfo stUdent mav slart ttlt ~ COMtitUlion in the P S.u.A .• Inc senate Any requirl!d wrI!ten repol"ts 'ed .holl be Cn<151tn 'I rk Id ne elected in any University Of WI$cOl'lSIfl • sed .. t. The s.nate at 1M PSG ~ .• Inc. reQuested in writing and $hall be rec,''',,,, verst.., of WI$Col'l$ln·Pos f~i~hree P.S.G.A. student ma., Sign it. Fit ...... "'- shall eeve II'te- power to amend thIS Ce:'"" k of the Pl'"esen1at,on 0 51,1 lhe spring. one.,::~edc~·ln Ihe fall and Park$idestUdentbodyml.lltllgntllt .. Slilulion I)y • lwo Ihirds \/OI~ of 1M enl.tre ~:~t;: =P.S.G.A .• Inc. member being Inc. 5eflol.:S s 'n9 byevote of the Senole of in· 2) The recall petition mvst IIevt Senate In the event of an amendment being required to 'urn ish the retXll't. three in t S ~~ Inc Senotors If there Of"e statement of the re.sonllJ for f1n\orqj Plss,ed bV the Sena~. said .mendment. sh.t1 Tn. p,-ident shall h.ve ttle power •.b,V,.nd, :::::t:a:'th~ l~tere;ted Senot~3s'L~h:&sen,',". OIfice. Thismusl elMl witll aClIOftt be placed on the ballot at Ihe Md ele-c'lOn. If ,,-d I I the LegiS a IV ,at bollot lis$ing C",,'C8$. in the preHnt lerm of office. !he s'udents confirm the amendment I)y " ilh 'he advice and consen 0 t will vote r seer nd . ed by 'he Judicial Branch 3) Th t denll I hal ·'m,le ma,'Ofit, vote, it sh• ., be added." tn.e :'anch ollhe P,S.G.A .• lnc. 10 sign .contr.c s, vo.t~9 sp""S'Gbe."'n,urhe lerm at office sholl be e sus s I PItMItt .. ~ ... I' 0"'... 'h.l. m.,·ority of the en'tre senate a ",e .., II I I" wn to the Senate. UPOn receiving -....;.,;:~ Constitu'ion If ttle SludentS vote ~Ins " . . Th comml"ee sho e ec r so. the ~Iition, ttle senate "'u,.-~, the amendment will bt'dt'lefed. In the event concurs. th PSG A ::ir::~n oher eoch spring elec~~n. In 'odd;~ nolifv Ille scltool paper thtt II .;.;.:.:_~ tM Stonale does not confirm the proposed The Presidenl shaU d~t'{ ug.e 'Le;:IS'I•• ,.... I the Assistont ChonceUor Wnu serves ress and • Species tI ' amendmenl, said amendment will not a~r Inc. bUdget and send I a roval ~~~ ill,.dent affairs officer or their ~signee ~og Ttl e t be ectlan ... , on Iheboillol. The proponent of an ameJ"dmenf branCh of the P,S.G.A., Inc. tor app 'h and the Compus Conlroller mov Sl,t ~~h "he pace. er mus an lIetllan "'- thaI is turned down may, if h~ or ~e so The President Shall lake care th~t.t e commmee as non.voting memMon. S o.u a vC!: schOOl dayS after notlfltltlon 01 lit chooses, fOllOW the pt"oceclUres s~t up In Ar· constitution at the P.S.G.A., Inc. ancl Its by· concy 'Qc:cur on the Allocotion Comml"" the petition is received by the S""It v se I 2 laws be faithfully executed. following procedures shoJI be used: 4) UpOn receiving ttle rtclll Pitman IiC~~ am'e::'menls are UPtor approval thev The Presidenl, Vice· President and all of· 1} The P ~Ident Pro Tempore of Ihe P.S.G.A., Senate must immediately turn It_" shall appear on 'ne October .nd Mllr~h liCl!1"Sof Ihe P.S.G.A.,.lnc. shall be r~moved c Seno'; in consultotion wi,h the Choncel~ar , election comminee. Ttle e1te:tiDfl " 011101$ In cases at urgency, a $Pee.at from ofticelor dereliction of duty or lallure to ~ desi9n~, will fill ony unoccupied Senolor~~1 .Shall have live davs to verify ftllfllllllt;lII relerendum may be held al any time. take care that Ihe conslrtut.on of the p.S.G.A., • ot wilh the confirmation 01 Ihe P.S.G.A. . h petition. In the event thltftl ... '110 Section 10. The Senate shall h.ve,lhe sole Inc. and its by·laws be fai'hfully ellecufed. 5:nole. The lIoconl seals need not be fIlled 7'~s committee, the Sena.. must __ power of impe"chment and 'he power to try Section 4. The Vlce·Presldent of ~he P.S.G.A.. Senolor$. Howeller P.S.G,A .. Inc. Seno 0 within five days. all impe.chmenfs When slUmg!Of" ~hat Inc sholl nominole s'udenl aPPOintees t? all should be gillen Ilrst consideration. If illegal names are fOund on1tii~ purpose they Shalt be ot oa'h or altlrma"~. toc~lty codified commlllees with simple mOllor;: anet the number of le(Jll11II1l'lll*'P_ wn- "'. p,_.,.-, 01 "'. P.S.G.A., Inc. ,5 ,f the en'ire Senole needed for opprovo a PSG' 'n, In than 15,., the election cornm .... _ ... "" U "" h I'n lhe studei'll '2. The President of the _. ..• ." Iried the Chie' Justice of the Judicial court sholl publish svc voconc es I consultation with the Chancellor or deslgne-e, the studenf{s) Who presentlCl ... snail preside, and no person shall be ~on. newspaper. ShaH appoint to any at-large seat on the Upon notification, ttle students ..... victed w,thout the concurrence 01 two thirds S.ction $. The treasurer of the P.S.G.A,. Allocations Committee. The P.S.G.A., Int. school days to get ttl. requited I\IIlItI ~::c~~;~ts:~:tle~~~~~~;,.:tf~~~;'~:~ ~~i~~r:s~r a~~~~;~~,:~,dl:C".'~~~i~; a~~ Senate does not need to appro ...e· the ~7t~~~a:r::;~:a~~n~t': removal tram office and diSQualification to shaU m"ke SUCh recordS public. President's appointment. Of tile student{sl whO PA1eftttltttlt hOld and enjoy any office or POSilion thai the the election !=orn,mlttee must __ P.S.G.A., Inc. has juriSdiclion over. ap· ARTICLE III 8 PROCEDURES. Upon the Cllll 0' the names are Illegal pointment to. or election fa(. Impeach~nt Section 1. All iudicial pow~rs. O! . the Cha~ce!lOr and 'he President of the P.S.G.A.. No legal name tlln be retno¥Id "- $hall not begin until two.thirds at Ihe erllore P.S.G.A., Inc. shall be ves'ed In ludlclarv Inc the Committee shall annually prepare· petition atler flllng. Once IttI .... senateOftheP.S.G.A., Inc. have voted to hold court, and In lower courts tnat the ~Ie of recommendations on the disbursal of the presented to the sen... , It CllIIIlCII." an impeachment hearing the P.S.G A., Inc. m.y establiSh. The ludg~s, Segregated University Fee. Should the drawn. A person CIlnberlCalllClllflly_. Section 11. Roberts Rules of Orde-r snalt of all courts, shall maintain good behaVior P S,G,A., Inc. concur in the recommendatlc:'n. offense during hislher twm lit ..... '- 90vern the proceedings of all Parl(side and character during their tl!1"ms 01 off.ice. lh'e President 01 P.S.G.A., Inc. shall so adVIse person who is cited In ttle ttellf .. Studen' Government Association, Inc. Section 2. The judicial court shall ConSIStOf the Chancellor lind Chairperson of tile have his/her name p11lCi1Cl on .. meetings except when inconsistent with the four judges and one (hief Justice. Student Allocations Committee. Should the Chan. automaticallv unlesShelthe ..... Constilulfon at 'he P.S.G.A., Inc. members of the judICial branch of th~ cellor concur in the P.S.G.A., Inc. rec~m. whO wiSh to run for"" POIIt6Ift, ... P.S.G.A.. Inc. shaH be University a mendation, he/she sball arrange for ItS 1m· normal election PtOCedu,.. Wisconsin. Parkside students, and m.u,t .be 'd I' Ch.n,."o' net SI ,t •• __.~, _ 001-=_. ' '" U st, ,Iementation. Shou e . . ~, 'u... .... confirmed b' the Chancellor 0 ~ e nwer., _ nego""'Oh5 ".-,·n'oo 10, ... 1"- .... " .... 01 I th rds ,oncur. tile provisions Un...er ...... ...., III Wisconsin· Parkside after a wo° I '.m.nd 'h. 01"" "_/_".,." ' .... 1'... ' bO_ PSG A 'Shall be used. The senate may no. ' ... ".-, approval bv the entire Sena'e of the .. .., ",--.';on, Committee recommendation. onlV • conlinuatlon Of IllS ttm1. Inc. Appointmerl'S to the judiCial branch of "'" , the P.S.G.A .• Inc., shall be fOr three years. Rejection cf Ihe Committees reco~. section 3. In the case 01 deciding the con· meJ"dation takes a 213 vote of the enllre stifutionalitv ot the actions of the P.S.G.A.. Senate. In the case of rejection bv the senate. Inc. the decisions shall be binding an all the reasons tor rejection shall be agreed to parties involved, ancl Shall be forward~ to ancl forwarded to the Chairperson .. Of. the the designated disciplinary head of the .d· Allocations Committee. The Allocations ministralive branch of the University of Commilfee Shall reconsider its recom· Wisconsin • ParkSlde on to the approprl.te mendation and again fOrward it to the Sen.te. authorities for Implementation. ~~.~~~~~~~~~~ ......... ~""'·"'~ •• -l:1-~ •• 4~~·J:}."~"~"~~.~.l1ol1-~Ifo..If... ·f4 P.S.G.A. ELECTIONS WEDNESDAY & THURSDAY, OCTOBER 19 & 20 6 ThUlllday. Feb. 16, 1989 Ranger w., ~ stUdents of the University. Of WlSConslft . ParUlde do n.reby org,,"I'. ourselves pv~t flO Wiscons,n Slafu'e »,orCS) and the Par ...slde Studeflt Govern ment AS$OCiation Inc. Constitution ATt .• I '" fIW manner ~ ,~ in th,s COI'ISlltutiOn and wl",t Ol.lr A'P'"t'Hf1'atives to partic~te in institutional ooverMnce in the manner set fiDtttl below W. invesl 1M powers ot ttlis constitu',on in the Park,.de Sludent Government Associallon Inc. All prhiOus Parkslde StUdent Governm«lt Ass.oc:latiOn canstltutions "'all be null and void upon ratilical,on 01 Ill,s C~"nStitulion on MarCh .5 .. nd 6, 1980 This con,ln 'ion shall be the sole conStitution Of Parksioe ...IUdent Government Association Inc. and Ihe studt'nt body and subjec' onlv fa amendm.nts. The Parkside Stud en' Government AssocIatiOn, Inc. shall be rnponslble to fh~ "Udents 01 the UniverSity of WiSConSin Parqide 'rhe Parkslde Student Government Association Inc shalt have the POWff 10 en· torce and protect the 'allowing a"icle-s by passing motions, resolutions or taking lf9al actIon to Insure that no student's rights are violated Those students sNking positions in Ihe Parqide Siudent Government AssociatiOn, Inc (P.SG.A., Inc.) must fulfill aU requ:rements of that oHice in accordance with Student Life Eligibility Criteria Sl)eCified in the sena~ Rules ARTICLE I section 1. All t~lslative powers- 9ranled Mr.'n shall be vested in the Senate of ttle P S,G A .• Inc. Section 2. The .senafe of the P.S.G.A .• Inc. Shall conSist 01 11 student members, halt Of wtllch will bt' elected in Ihe spring and half in the fall. whose term shall be for one v~r. SKtlon 3. The sena~ of the P.S.G.A., Inc. shall choose their own oHicers and al~ • President Pro Tempore. Section 4. In the ab$ence of the Vice· President of p.S.G.A., Inc. whO shall be the pt"esldtnt of the Senate, the President Pro Tempore shaH be the President of the Senate. Tile President Pro Tempore shaH be a Sen.J1OI'".nd sll.H be a member of all Senate CommineeS-. When vacarel" happen In the reprewn· "'tion ,,"am otny at large seat, !tie President Pro Tempore shall tilt SUCh vacanci" wittl ",. conC1lrntnce 01 a Simple maiority ot the entire 1e<jjISlativebranch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Stetioll $. A simpl. majority at 'he tolal Senar. stlall constitute a quorum to do businesS. Section •. The Senate 0I1tIe P.S.G.A., Inc. . Shall have the power to determine the rules Of Its pl'1Xeedings, censure its members for dlsorderlv conduct and, with tile concurrence or two ttllrds Of the entire senate, expel a member, The Senate shall keep a journal of its proceedings. and publish the same mono thty at the minimum, a copy Of the iournal shall be avail.ble tor r~iew bV the public in the P.S.G.A .• Inc. offlces. The Sener. of the P.S.G.A .• Inc. shaH mf'et at .n eslablished pl.ce and lime no less than once a week during the f.1I and spring sent"ters, ard no less than ana a month dlKln; the summer sesSlon. Upon presentation 01 a petition bV a simple malorltyOf tn. entire 5enllr. a mee'ing shall be callad bV til. Vlce·Presktent or in the case of the Vlc~·President's amence lhe President Pro TemPOl"e shalt have the responsibility to all a meetl"li within'" hours. -s.ceon 7. '118 may either originate In the Senate or be Mnt to ttHl sen.te tram the uecutlYe branch Of 1M P.S.G.A.• lnc. Every bill. order. relOlution Of vote on w!'Ilch the concur· r-.nee of the SeN.. is necMMry shall heve pa-.d the Senate by a Simple majority and shall be presented to the Presiclerlt ot the P.S.G.A.• Inc. before it tIIk. ettect. If the PreakMnt doea not approye. he/she snail send it bllck to the sen... for reconalderlltlon with hla/her r..-ons tor rejection. tf after luch reconsideration. I ,'mple m~tv of the entire senate shall agree to phi the bIN. It lhall become lnI. But in all such cuee the ~ ot Senate shall be ctetermined by a ron call vote. and the names of penKNlS VOIlng for and &galnst the bill shall be entered in the joumaJ of the Senate_ If any blll Ihall not be returned by the President w1tttln ten scttooI days after It has been presented to him/her, ttte • me ahaH become law, In the manner as If ne/lhe hed signed it All proceedings of the 8en81e of the P.S.G.A. Inc.. shall be sent to tile uecuttve bfar'\(lh for Incofporatlon purposes. If the President vetoes the legislation, tNt/she shall send II back to the Senate. A two-tttirda volt Of the entire senate shill be required to O¥eI"riOe the Veto. SectIOn •• The senate shaH ha...e tne power '0 make motions, resolutions, or take 'Ieglll aCtlcrts Whlctl shall be necessary and proP« tor carrying Info execution tile foregoing ARTICLE II section 1. AU e.e<:utive powers, wltllin tt1ls article, sI1all be vnted in the President Of the Park$ide Student Governmerlt Association. In~tiOn 2. The President shall hold office during the term of one year together With the Vice· President who will be Chosen tor the same term. Thev Shall be eligiDle for reo ",Iection and shall not serve more than 2 consecutive terms. Before the President and the Vice· President elect enters on the pecutiO" of T~ e otflce of the Presidency or Vict!'·Presidency. he Of"she shall take the followln9 oath: "I do solemnly ,swear lor affirm) that Iwlll falthfullV execute the office of President (or Vice·Presldent) at the ParkSide Student GoVl!1"nment Association Inc. and will to the best of mv ability preservt!', protect and •defend the constltution and actions of the Parkside StUdent Government ASSOCiation Inc_" The President of the P.5.G.A., Inc. shall also be able to draw comperls.Jtion while In office, the amount of which Shllil be deter. mined bY a majorltv vote of tile enUre Leo;rislatlve branch 01 the P.S.G.A., Inc. This compensation can be suspended bV the senate while the President is on trial for purposes of Impeachment. If, however, after im. peachment proceedings the President is found to be innoc!nt, all benefits will be paid to him/her retroactive from the date Of suspension. Increases in compen$atian will not be awarded to a President while in Office unless he/sI1e is re.elected to another teorm Of office Of"to his/her immediate successor, at which time such benefits would begin to bit implemented. All increases must be approved by a malorlly ot the ttntire Senate Upon resignation or removal from office or lnabill'y to dlKhafQe power and duties of the Presidency, the Vlce·President shall assume :~~ otf~c:a~ pr:J~:"t ~~ethec:~Ss~tetjol~~i requirements ot the Presldeflcy of the P.S.G.A .• Inc. section 1. The President Sh.1I h....e the power by and with the adVice and consent Of the malorilV of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate to nominate and appoint the tr.asurer, corresponding secretary and all other officers of tile executive branch of the P.S.G.A., Inc. and all student IUdges with the'consent of two. thirds of the entire senate. The President snail have the 1)OWl!1"to line. item veto specific portions ot Serlate bl1ls. He/sne m.v line·item veto the P.S.G.A., Inr... budget, but shell not line·ltem vela tile seorega~ FH Budget. The President may no' veto le9islationcw any portlanof It, passed bV the senate WhiCh deals with the Senate Procedural Rules, Regulations or Senate oIlppointments. The President shall have the power to. require written r",ports from all standing or special committees and Individuals to Whom responsibilities have been delegated witllin the P.S.G.A .• Inc. and shall be reqUirltd to furnish written reports on his/her ellecutlve ARTICLE IV • Section 1. The P.S.G.A., Inc., subject to the responsibilities and pOwers of the Board of Regents, the President of the University 0' Wisconsin system, the Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin· Parkside, and the faculty of the Unlvl!1"Sity of ·Wisconsin • Park.side shall be active participants in the Immediate governance at and policV development I".. such institutions. As such, the P.S.G.A. shall have primary respon. sibility for the formulation and review of policies concerning student life, services, and Interests. As such, the P.5.G.A., Inc. shall be the sole representative student group of the students of fhe Unlversitv of WlscoA'sin . Parkside allowed 10 participate in In. stitutional governance. , SUB-ARTlCLE I Section 1. The P.S.G.A., Inc., in can. sultation wilh the Chancellor of the Unlver. sity of Wisconsin· P.rkside and sublect to the final confirmation of the Board of ReQenfs sn.lI have. the responsibility for the disposillon of those student fees which con. stitute SUbstantial suppOrt tor campus stUdent activitl_. Section 2. An Allocation Committee shalt be established as a subcommittee Of tile P.S.G.A .• Inc. Senate. The committee shall review requests for program support and budget allocatIons of the allocable portion of tile segregated University fee. AH actIOn of Sllid committee Shall be subiect to the final approvalot the P.S.G.A., Inc. in conjunction' with .~ Ctlancellor of the University of WisconsIn· Parkside. . A. MEMBERSHIP. The Allocations Committee Shall consist of 8 voting members. 6 of Whom shall be P.S.G.A .• Inc. Senators. The rttmalning 2 shall be ch05.n bV ttle - stUdent body 01 the Unlversltv of Wisconsin. P.rk.slde, one elected in ttle spring. one elected in ttle fall. Ttlree P.S.G.A., Inc. • senators shall be chosen in ttle spring anet three sh.U be chosen In the fall by blind drawing of Interested P.S.G.A., "fc. senators. The drawing stlllll be conducted by tile JUdIcial Branch at the P.S.G.A":, Inc. The term of office snail be one Vflir. The tom. mittee shalt elect Its own chllrperson after each spring election. In addition, the Assistant Chancellor for Educlltional ser. vices, Asslst.nt Chancellor for Ad. C. NEGOTIATIONS, The President Of the P.S.G.A .• lnc., the Chairperson of S.U.F.A.C . and ttle President Pro TempOre at thlt P.S.G.A .• Inc. Senafeor ttleir designees (whO must be members of the P.S.G.A., Inc.) shall be representatives of the P.S.G.A., Inc. ~nanv consultation with the Chancellor or hiS/her designee in dealing with the P.S.G.A., Inc. Allocations Committee. 11 the President Pro Tempere of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate is a member of S.U.F.A.C. thttn the senator with the most Seniority of the P.S.G.A., Inc. Senate will assume the duties of the Pro Tempore In negotiations with the Chancellor. • If the P.S.G.A., Inc. and ttle Chancellor canna' reconcile their differences in the allocation of ~ allocable portion of 5egregatecl Unive1"Slty Fees, each will submit a set Of recommendations to the Board of Regents for final disposition. O. DUTIES. T~ Allocations Committee "shall have primary resPOOsibilitV in sening the allocable portion Of ttle auxiliarv bUdget and to insure proper monetary expenditures in total and within budgetary categories.. The Allocations Committee shall meet year round 10 review the allocable portion of the Segregated Fees BUdget according to the procedures set up in Ihe Senate Rules, ARTICLE V Section 1. Fall elections for the P.S.G.A ... Inc. shall be held the third week of October. At 'hal time. one half of the representatives frQm the'legiSlative br •.oeh as well as one at . large S.U.F.A.C. seat shall be electltd. Spring elections fOr the P.S.G.A., Inc. shaH be held during the eight", week of the spring semesl'er. At that time Ihe President, Vice. President, remaining legislative seats. one at . large S.U.FA,C. seat and five Union Operating Board seats shall be elected. Section 2, The students. upon' requesting a petition with 10 percent of the signatures of the entire student bady, shall have the right to request a constitutional referendum to amend this constitution, or to request an advisory referendum, The petition shall be presented to both the President and the Vice· President and the President Pro Tempore of P.S.G.A., fnc. ARTlCLEVt Sectton 1. An appllunt shalt ..... admission to the University Of YIIIIIIIt Parkside for reasons Of ract, CIIIQr,.... origin, religious creed, HlC.,JIrt'riMCft* record, political beliefS, pcjiIlUcIf'1dlII.' sexual preference. Section 2. FIRlincl.raldlfllll~. for reasons of race. eoIor, III .. religious creed. sek, prfYl ci1NII record, pOllticat beliefS, poIDleIl ... sexual preference. section 3, Students Ilre free tt VIs ception to the data prasentedCll''t\tllMIIItI in any couru of studV al'lll _1tIIltP. alternative opinions to thosepreM(tllill'lllfjl the classroom. SectiOn 4. All Student DlsclPllnlrY_ will be processed through tilt unlvd Wisconsin • Parks,lcIe Stvdlnt ~ Procedures Ch.~et' UWS 17. section 5. Studentllhlll be"-' on their knowledge at the IQbjICIIi academic performance and In 1UIlI"_ sible to maintain standards of 1flIdBlIlIC.. ': mance established tor each CClIlIII en,oI'ed In. ~ section •. OIacIosure of.1t\IIIII'III..... personal beliefs in connactiOfl. , 'shall not be made public \IldIOlIl .... mi$8lon of the student. sectIOn 7. Student ~ all-=: performanc:~ and diICipilnUl)' ICIIIllI soperaie. section •. Information frOnl ~ disCIplinary files snail notbt :=.,. to persons on or oK cantPllS~.- pt"ess consent 01' the studlllt under legal compulSion. Section t. All re<:atds-::';:'~ on tile Shall be readily ace to whom tIIey .pertain. _..... Section 10. Student's _" maP' be present at all committee affecting ttle students. "",j" 5edlon 11. The c~stltu:rtd .. ~ studei'll, as stated 1ft tlte .".; stitulion, shall n.of be d":'~ Universltv Of Wlsc6nSln Ranger Thursday, Feb. 16, 19897 • ---Short cut--- Discovery by Chuck Might There's a storm moving in tromCanada that has nothing to do with the weather. The music world has been set on Its ear by the innovative, electricguitar work of Toronto's JEFF HEALEY. - His debut album, "See, The Light," ts possibly the most impressive guitar album to come out since Stevie Ray Vaughanfirst hit vinyl, even overshadowing superb reo leasesby JOE SATRIANI and ROBBENFORD. Healey, though blind, attacks the guitar with rare. passion and vervor. He uses the unusual technique of layIng the guitar on his lap and fretlingin an over-hand fashIon.This gives his playing a unique vibrato sound ali Its own that has caused Stevie Ray to say, "This guy Is going to revolutlonarfze the way guitar Is played." He plays with his teeth, behind his head, and even throws his gullarto-the floor and stomps his whammy bar. To say he is exclling Is an understatement. .• The album Is a consistent showcase of his talent, with the title cut's' electricity providing the climax. His treatment of Freddie King's "Hideaway" brings new life to an often covered blues classic. The myriad of Influences he brings to~his music. including hard rock, country. and blues Is In evidence throughout, especially one the cuts "Confide.nce Man" and the hit song "Someday someway." This is a "must buy" album for those who like innovation on guitar, and you can be sure to hear more from Jeff Healey in the future. Parkside band moving forward like to play that they don't necessarily like. I' The band has been together for about a year, but Hauge and Paul have been together for about three years. Hauge WB8 an exchange studen from Sweden In 1981l and attended Union Grove High School. "I went back home for awhile and I realized Sweden is a drag so 1 came back," Haugen said. Haugen is a music major with a long history of music involvement. "I started out with bass guitar when I was In second or third grade," Haugen explained. l<I've been invloved with music for 11 or 12 years seriously. to He started his first of many bands in the seventh grade. members attend Parkslde; He admits that his first band Orjan Haugen who plays gul- was pretty bad. but, he's gottar and Rick Rinehard on ten much better since then. keyboards. Tim Heuneman is. As last years winner of the a Marquette student and the Battle of the Bands, "Boombass player. David Paul Is erang" is choosing not to the drummer and Paul compete In It again. "We Newens is the lead singer. were there last year. now it's "Boomerang" plays top 40 somebody else's tum," Haugcover tunes along with ortgt- en stated. "It was fun to be in nals written by Heuneman. the Battle of the Bands last "He writes some excellent year, it was great but I woutunes," commented Haugen, Idn't want to do it again." " I couldn't write a song to Haugen Is happy with his save my life." Haugen Isn't band right now, "whenever completely satisfied with we play together we have lots playing a lot of cover tunes. of fun." But he's not sure of "I do it because people like It his future plans, "I might and the band likes it." But want to get Involved with Haugen described his band as other bands. like more adbeing democratic and dl- vanced music, Jazz or fusion of "Boomerang's" verse, "we play stuff that I or something llke that." Playhouse, now Boomerang, has two members from Parkslde. by Laura Pestka Entertainment Editor At last year's winner of Parkslde's Battle of the Bands. "Playhouse" is still going strong, but under a new new name: "Boomerang.", This up-and-coming band opened for "Caruso" at the Dec. 9 dance, who commented several times that "Playhouse" gave a commendable performance. Other than playing high school dances, weddings and parties, "Boomerang" will be pesforming tonight at Rumors in Racine. They may also go to Pennsylvania in the spring to play at a resort for the weekend. Two Harvey Douge/man: Wfnter Carnival Critique by Dan Vallin and David Boyd "From' the University of Wlsconsin-Parkslde, this Is Harvey Dougelman to Crtlique,the Week. In the news this week, the sweeping grandeur and depraved decadence of the Win· ter Carnival takes precedence. Highlights of the week's festivities Included a parade, lip-sync contest, vol·' leyball and other activities .. "The Twister tournament ended In considerable embar· rassment when the PSGA team had to be untangled by paramedics using WD·40 and a 'jaws of life.' Tatoos were the rage of this year's advisor leg contest, While the new rule banning high heels for men generated unrest. Obstacle course Competition was dampened When several contestants succumbed to hypothermia In the moat section of the course. "The carnival was further marred when an unforeseen blizzard struck the indoor picnic causing mild inconvenience. During the paruc. Peppy the Penguin picked a fight with Chilly Willy, which was soon enveloped by a rreefor-all fisticuffs. "The belching contest, a long-standing tradition emblematic of the Intellectural prowess of American higher education, attained even greater heights with the outstanding victory of Junior Ross Pettit. The winning- manuever: a double flip wit~ a quarter twist on a trampolme while singing a virtuoso performance of 'Marne' in one continUOUs two·and.a-half minute belch! "Students Involved in the scavenger hunt searched for items such as a dead raccoon, f Corvette hubcap, Babe Ruth baseball card, a solid gold hat, and a first edll1o~ copy of 'The Sun Also Rises autographed by HemingWay himself. The bookstore's victory here aroused suspicion, due to the fact that its own committee member suggested the winning Item. "Finally, the blood drive saw great excitement as the winner donated a record nine pints. He is currently residing at Kenosha Memorial Hospital and is unavailable for comment. •'Until next week· this is Harvey Dougelman for WLBR." * * * Note: No one in this story is meant to represent any- real person living or dead or in any other state of being, even if the name is the same. 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But don't overloo e emotional support you'll need in the process. Close friends. who understand your situation can be very supportive. the counselors at Parkslde can help you put things Into perspective. Maybe you can belp me •• am 18 years old lIIUII1v1ngat bome with my parents. My father Is an alcobol1c but de· spite the nrglngs of my mother lIIUImyseU be refuses to Since you asked ••• The Counselor's Corner by Stu Hubner take part In any kind of treatment program. He and • get along fine but be is emoUonal1y and pbyslcany abusive to my mother. I am contemplating moving Into an apart. ment to get away from everything going on at bome. Do you tbink I'm deserting my parents If I do this? It sounds as though you've given this a lot of thought. Try lookng at moving out as a way of coming to grips with some very important aspects of your own life instead of thinking you're deserting your parents. Ask yourself just how much you are going to continue to give over to this family sltu"lltion and at what cost? At what point do you say I can't give any more, I need to live my own life, It's time to make the break? My guess Is that you are leaning more toward leaving" than staying. If so, I would share your plans with your parents and be prepared for possible reactions: dismay I anger, auestionIng your ability to make it on your own, t Thoughts for / the week "When you have got an ele. phant by the hind legs and he Is trying to run away, It Is best to let him run," .Abra. ham Lincoln "Some people don't have much to say, but you have to listen a long time to find out," Winter Carnival dance a success h d Who were these notori- problem for this group. Th~ by Dawn Mainland ear. ? Well Jeff and Greg have performed in as tara: We had a slow start at the ~~~:utit~· twin;, ~ark played w.ay places as Florida and beginning of the year, ~ut th ke board and John was New York. R,AVE generally with the help of RAVE, w~ve th e e~USSiOnist. performs at colleges,' art<l gotten back on the rtght e P considers Parkside's' aUdi. track. In case you were. not While jeff and Greg started ance one of the most enthUSi there, RAVE was last Frlda~ the group five years ago, astic they've had this '/Cal' night's spectacle that playe Mark and John have only Several of the band mem~ before a capacity. crowd. been with them for about nine, commented, "The audience Bodies were swinging and months. Listening to them warmed up to us right a swaying untli after 1 .a.m, play In perfect harmony, it and that feeling staYed~ when the band finally called seems that they have been to- entire night." It qults (under protest from gether for year. RAVE took the crowd). popular music from such What was so unique or spe- groups as the "The Outfield" - cial about this band? It might and "INXS" and added their be that the two guitar players' own energetic panache. When were identical twins. (Or asked why they only play four maybe because they turned ortgtnal songs per set, J eff re25 the day of the dance.) The plied, "We want to get entire night, shouts of hired." "Happy Birthday" were Getting hired seems no SOUTH PADRE .1Ig~...,==" klIl1Dr7 ....... nIgIIIL ,. ..... ~cIlMIrIlI COIdlh\lpOrtlllllft. """.,... aII¥IdI&. "' ......... ............... onlocllloft. lto.u .......... -*t .......... eM .... A~!!!!:t!!!!_=-.!!!!!!!i!!!!. __ .been extended one week A good reason Why RAVil knew this performance WOllI4 be. "special" was that, w. hired, they were told • they would be winding .. Winter Carnival. One IlI6 ber replied that they're UIII: ally not told anything mOl't than where they are p!aybll, RAVE appreciated the Irno1!lt, edge of what last week .... tailed because it gave tIltt(: some Idea of what the c~ would be like. Their stage presence so lively and entertalnlng. wondered If they could reau, be that vivacious. After shoqj. Ing the breeze with them·f!*: a while, I realized that IblII!e four guys really are as sw. as they appear to be, In "- teasing tone. they riblllill Mark about "spilling his _ cooler." Knowing everyone II breathless to find out whWi RAVE will remember abcJlil Parkslde, I will not keep pe0- ple In suspense. Some of tile replies were as follows: lithecrowd's reaction"(by Jallll) and the "girls" in a psrtlC\l" lar dorm. (This little tidbit was quietly offered by Greg.) For the sake of jealousy, I will not mention which parIiC' ular dorm room. AccordingIII people at the dance lhal J talked with, RAVE deflJiatelj was one of the most suc~ ful groups we have· had IhtI year! • Ranger Thursday, Feb. 16, 19899 PAB presents gameshow series by Judy Bostetter Tube 2·the sequel on A rIl . After a succe,ssful fa~1 All shows will take pf 26. very Impressed with the tumsemester,the PAB s·Nlghtlife the Union Square. ace in oU'~E committeeis looking fo~ard Draw or Die was d veryone seems to like to an even more exciting after television's Win ~ eled the game shows," Said Jano- ,pring. So far four major Draw and was Nl h~·e ~r w1tz. "We're hoping for conames shows have been contribution to the gWIf~ s r ual success as the semes- ~lafUled;the first was last Carnival FestlvU' ill er er goes on." Thursdaywith Draw or Die viAttendance at .:1Js~fthe pre. c.;,~::m~;s~d ~~wmeeShul°dw at 8 pm, followed by Family ous game sho h b . wo Feudon Feb. 22. the Gone: overwhelmin ws as een like to see a variety of ShoW on March 29, and Boob chairperson ~~ad Ja::~;~~ie contestants instead of the , s same people time after time. ---Classifieds·--- ORJAN: LOVED your timing 'tWith your interviews! Now...What's this with you bringing a whip next time?? ? Ranger member 'M" ' WENDY. WENDY, Wendy Wendy Wendy; Wendy, Wendy.' Wendy' Wendy •.• Coach. • A PLETHOa.>\ of Knowledge: Sex is still and always will be Great! . WORDS FROM the Darkroom: I don't have staff meetings. I don't have a large enough staff for one, Maybe a stick or sliver meeting. HELP WANTED DANcERS. WOMEN preferred, a fun jOb and excellent pay. call Warn Bam Singing Telegram at 551-9024. PERSON TO lift disabled man into bed. 9:1~ to 10:00 p.m. $5 ea. time. 1 milerrom campus. ~ri2-7843. No expeaenee necessary. MATURE. RESPONSmLE individual with typlng skU1s, wanted to till a clerical/receptionist position. Flexiable hours. cau DeAnn at 553·2320. SERVICES OFFERED FlEE PREGNANCY tests and crisis pregnancy counseIl1ng. Call for appointment. Alpha 'Center. 637-8323. mING. COMPUTER training, word ~g. Call David Kaneckl, 8M. FOR SALE -' MASON SHOE Dealer 2013 West Blvd., Racine (men's and women's) 83'1-2761. 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WELL, 80 much for South padre. MaYbe,if tuition were lower ... Bs.IRDIE:IA)VE is a four letter word. x is not. THE POET PoET IS a four letter word ...Ed. ho VOSLEs vous couchez dans Ie portie? BIRDoET, mANTAL,' and Delilah now lake gold chains as payment! See fa in the Porthole! ~TER, I want to a MEAL not an PETIZER! !! Gtdge r'1n It YOUR Response: Where can I d lOve?TEDDYBEAR ~~YOU are no longer intoxicating. ::U FOR PSGA President. Let him YOUrrepresentative! !! ~1'ERo. WAKE UP before we miss e bus. Shotzey. ?NE LOSm • CONGRATS on ugustana!·KelUe . ~VERHEARD AT the pyramid Build: ABcan't get It up. M&M&: THE Surgeon General have Conc)Qdedthat Downh'U SkUng Is hazardous to your health. Especially your COllarbone (clavica}) BURR. WERE those swollen cheeks, 0nrwere you just happy to see me? WWI . DON'T worry--It will grow' back!! - BEANZ Hl!iATHEK (TOOTs> A Beer a day wUlhelp you with your dehydration! _WARNING. SUPPERY floors, coW, boy boots and hairy legs do not mix, SHOCKEY. WHAT ttine does the bus leave? YOI STEEL Darters! Join the Team, Leave name & It in PSGA office in the UWPDT mailbox. FENWICK. BABBITt· Wussamatter? Don't you kiss and tell? COLLETE . SO did everything get there yet? Happy Valentines Day. I Miss You. HEY UNiON ~ys! Happy belated Valentine's Day. Luka SILVER &. DENISE, I miss hav!n' lunch with you guys. FryGuy T & C _ get a life and a wife! Oops, we hear you already have one! BIZARRE! Oh my God! GINNY - HAPPY Valentine's Day - I - love you STEVE TO BIG Mouth On the Track team: don't you feel stupid - Reg. LEECE, LEASE, leis, llsa, How are your toes? Sweet feet when are you going to wiggle 'em? Tofu. FRED, I love your strong muscle! Wilma! AMY LOVE, HAPPY Valentine's Day! I will love you always! - DennyBear WINTER CARNIVAL: Inquiring minds want to know - was it fair? What is the ratio of students in hous· ing to other clubs? 10 plus to 1? DENNIS, HAPPY Valentine'S Day. I love you. Amy , STOOD-MUFFIN, yup! We be lookin at 'cha! Helga and Olga ' DENNY, DENNIS & Dogger we ~~s. perately . want your gold chains.. • M.T. h t t KIRK . I wIsh you were ere 0 ge your gold Chain!!! Love, Dawn. BRIAN: HAPPY 21st Birthday!!! 1 love you!! WHACHER: Iwant you. Are you guys that serious? .- ?? ? JENNI J.. Waona go to the circus .• ALF SENIOR PLEDGE. DO some SIT-UPS, and I mean Sl:r _UPS! ! ! I DEREIl, YOU'RE in my commun c,~; tions class, so lets "communicate . ~~N _ YOU & Dennis D. are perfect together! Go for the gold! ARE PLEDGE and loops fraternal twins???? . THE 'POSTER slut sisters make the , b st posters on campus. SHOCKEY _ WHAT are you delayed or something? Sheila , SC . WE'RE onto you • come on, let 8 ~~IDG~~epo8v,:~!S: "height doesn't matter _ it all lines up in bed anYhoW!" FIND any good Indian feathers C.V.. yet??!! -~BURTON I've luved u .... ~~~Oafar I need to find out who u·r. I see u walk alone. 1 want u for my - ~~DJ~,bP: it true that Fat Ass i don't work!! ~;tREDID Howard learn all thOse . fancY w~~s~R the week: The aliecTHOUG e Ii hung _ you cannot teU tions are Uk tri~e till they have fallen. ~.~~~elJ.,Just jump off a ridge and get l_tov:~ wdt~·yo~ atter YOU'. BURB, ding?"~' "kicked him in the ding..::. ? Can Burb NEED FREE T.V, repg,ors. at 553'DORX . THE POSTER slut llIf:e the hapPY dancer. ONLY 4 monthS until D-day· J.R.H. .....-appear before men ... unless you ulS Bo<>~ F···YOU, Eddie! (Right, wacker?) JON 4 WHAT could you possibly do to deserve such a ticket? An Inqulring Mind wants to know! . high priced. DET. LT Brian Pshchs and Iitue birdie are keeping Parkside safe 24 hrs. 365 days a year. Rest easy. DON CCANO: Happy V's day back! Jcg Elsker Dej! Puppy TO MY GREAT Dane. Hope you had a great Birthday r OXOXOXOXOXO SHOCKEY, WE understand your mtatake ...Mllwaukee really does sound like Whitewater!!! MAGGlE, WHY do all your pots and pans look like hubcaps? (Go on sale in the Bronx?) BEANZ. YOU had better wear Depend under garments if you're going to wet your pants after you win 11.00 on the lottery! To 'Just Wondering;' Suprlse me! - J .H. HI RICHIE (&C.) U-R loved, you stud! . Lori & Beth TO THE "bagel" ladies of the coffee shoppe: Keep up the terrific work! !! YOU BErI'ER wake-up before you throw up! CRAIG SIMPKINS Is the Big Mac attack man. WHY DOES Jim Voss always crouch in the corner? Where do his hands go? OVERHEARD IN the Ranger office. "God I'd love to be in that popercre's position" Said the Ed. THE RANGER "Oh!, it's not gunna fit" the words from OJrt (the man himself)! ! TERRI D.. I guess it's off to :Mllwau· kee we go, far away from those 8-- heads!! JON GIDGE • WHEN are you taking me out foJ' dinner? You sUll owe me".JON TO FRACK From Frick: Helliooo!!! Sister Shy says "Hey ..... R.A. JIM . cute, cute what a great R.S. you are. I just love you to death! SATANIC DEnNITION - the bottomless spiral of the porthole ends with the devil & Hell In 3A. TOMMY, [ smell cat & you're in a lot .of trouble! Don't bother unpacking! DOUG LONDO - do you have a gold chain? Can I have it? - Delilah. WORDS FROM the Darkroom: "Think of today as belng the last day of the rest of your life." TO SW56 A.KA. Bambi Killer It took 2 shots, you were shooting better on Thursday from 2ti feet. The Bird. EXECUTIVE VIEW: To want this job is to never have had it. ~IIIGII ~ "iJ6 ~~'!t 9fc,~ Looking for on eXCiting and chollenging COlee!? WIlere eochdoV is dlffersnt? Mony Air Force people hove such a career as PilOts andNavtgalOlS. Moybe you con jointhem.Find oof ~ you quollfy. Contoct your Air Force recruiter fodDy. Coli 1~SAF TOlL FREE Week at the Park 'lbunday. Feb. Ie Black Career Fair from 8:15 a.m, to 12 noon at Gateway Technlcal College in Racine. Sponsored by UW-Parkslde, Gateway and carthage College. Workshop "Interview Techniques" begins at 5 p.m. In Union 207. Call ext. 2452for reservations. FrIday., Feb. 17 Movie: "Big" (PG) wI1l be shown at 8 p.m. In the Union CInema. Admission at the door is $1.00 for Parkside students and $2.00 for a guest. Sponsored by P AB. saturday, Feb. 18 Dramatic l'Tes""tation "L1vin' and Lovin' • In Spite of It All" by Mary Helena at 7 p.m ..in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $3.00. Tickets are available at the Union Information center and will be available at the door, Movie "Big" wI1l be repeated at 8 p.m. in the Union CInema. Monday, Feb. ZO Round Table "According to Their Respective Numbers: Historical Perspective on the American Census" by Margo Anderson of UW-Mllwaukee at 12:15 p.m. in Union 106.The event is free and open to the public. Wednesday, Feb. n Workshop "Supervisory Management for a Small Business" begins at 9 a.m. Sponsored by the Small BU8iness Development Center. Film "A RaIsin In the Sun" wI1l be shown at 12 noon and at 7 p.m. in the Union CInema. The film 18free and open to the public. Sponsored by the Black History Month Committee. Ooncert featuring the Bradford Jazz Ensemble dlrected by Alex Sabo ai 1 p.m. in CA Dll8. The program is open to the public at no charge. Game Show "Family Feud" begins at 9 p.m. in the Union Square. The event is free and open to the pUblic. Spon· sored by PAB. Thunday, Feb. 2S Oornedi"""" Bertlce Berry wI1l perform at 7 p.m. In Union Square. The event Is free and open to the public. Sponsored by the Black History Month Committee. Movie "My LIfe as a Dog" wI1l be 8hown at 7: 80 p.m. in the Union CInema. Tickets for the Foreign Film Series wI1l be available at the door. Play" Joe Egg" begin at 8 p.m. in Studio B. Call ext. 2564 for tickets. • Reduced motel rates • Reduced 1 day cruises • Open bar parties at famous clubs in Lauderdale ... $29~A9Hq2EPO Rally begins: March 18 ':---......\ I I Entry fee: $125 \ ..:JRII) For more info: 1-800-325-6313 ~\ I I ~ \ I ~ • .19 Th~. Feb. 18,'9llOAanger After Ihcy"o .... when> you.... when> yousleep. and when> yougo lOci';" _dlem_~goiq"obdpyou·5bIdy. • . The IJIM' _ S)'SIemI2' is !bebesl way 10_ yourparenlS just how ser~youare~)'OW'grIdcs.II'seasyto tc3rnandeasy touse, andean ~lpyou organm: eees, ""'". papers. produco hig/Hjualily graphics. and '"""'. And if )'OlI'.. oIijpbIe, )QI'U even get !beIBM PS/2 or up 1040'1(, off. 50 __ '.. _ Ibem lII'lIlInd. _!bem whalCOllDlS. For more information contact die·Computer Support Center, 553-2235 WLLC-D150A , . -- -- Lem's line... -The heat is on in Metro r8C6\ Louisville at Florida St. t eek Monday, Florida State forward TonyDe; Lr ..;: we get a win up there (at LouisVille)·,we sal th conference with no problems." The Sernlnoha w::: 8~-78,and currently hold a one-half garne leacI roui·svllle in the Metro conference commg into tOIll~ After back·to-back 19·11 seasons, Seminole cOQc1lt Kennedy looks to have a powerful team after lOSing total of 4.8 points and 2.9 reboun~s ,to graduation. returnees: George McCloud, a 6 6 playrnakaj- who d 182 points per game last year In shooting . ~!o':nb~yond the arc and (MacaronI) Tony Os strong forward who grabbed 7.6 rebounds and 17.9 .r contest. Adding to the attack are forward Thomas and center Tat Hunter. Thomas, a from the wreckage left in Kentucky, has provedII; key addition in taking some of the defensive pre of Dawson. Louisville is reeling from a controversial lossto last weekend at the buzzer. That loss, combinedW!!lt loss to Florida state dropped the Cardinals frolll • loth in the rankings. When you say Louisville, you as well say Pervis Ellison because the names are interchangeable. He has been the heart and SOUl Cards since leading them to the national title Kenny Pane has been superb for much of the he tallied 22 in the loss at UCLA and guard Smith is still improving from hts 152 turnover year, What is stopping the cards is the inco'M"""_'" of forward Tony Kimbro and 7-foot Felton Spencer, cer was dynamite against Memphis Slate last w ting 22, but he was a non-factor against UCLA and only 6. Louisville will be looking for revenge down In the of the Seminoles, but Denny Crum doesn't have hl.s ary magic working yet. Florida State's insi game will be too much for the Cards, as foul plague Crum's front line down-the stretch. State a giant step towards the METRO title with the but Louisville will rebound in time for the tourney. Lem's Line: Florida St. 86, Louisville 81 . 200/0 DISCOUNT I I '1UI45 Jl/$t.. Z ___ A tJ1'Il&. .. JDI(£. Clip & Save This Ad To all Parkslde stUdents and faCUlty members only, on all merchandise In our store. ThiS ad Is valid for as long as you attend Parkslde. 1.0. required. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler MI8sionVIU- (~ _.. . -- - n Pershing Plaza Hwy. . on .50) 4017. 75th 'St. n....._ 697-0884 - .....,.~ 9:30 •. m''':30 p.m. ., aye 12:ClO-4:30p.m. RangerThursday,Feb.16,198911 .. 1MSTANDINGS LA Dream Team, 5.1.w. Green Division move to league Ie_ads W L GB - - -- 4 0 TEAM ~ S,I,W. Dream Come True Big Boss Hom Dogs Run &Gun Hamm's Straight Up PF 292# PA 189 3 0 .5 227 191 2 2 2 219* 263 1 2 2.5 192 202 1 2 2,5 180 231 1 3 3 275 284 0 3 3.5 70 88*# •• IncludeS forfeit score of 2-D in favor of Sir. Boss '.includeS forfeit score of 2-1 in favor of S .. w. Black Division Team W L GB PF PA LA Dream Team 3 0 258' 191 Busters 2 1 1 200 205 Posse In Effect 2 1 1 220 191 cavaliers 1 2 2 171 203 RWB 1 2 2 198 206 The Dogs, 0 3 3 167 224 by Marlo Lemelux Green Division Dream Come True 74, Hom Dogs 59 Dream Come Tnle remained unbeaten with the 15 point victory over Hom Dogs. Scott Stulo bad 29 points to lead all scorers for DCT while Randy Yuhas had 16 and Ken Gill 12. The Hom Dogs were led by S. Christensen's 21 with Tim Sobol adding 12. S.I.W. 113. Run &< Gun 63 srw kept their record clean with the easy win over Run & Gun as three srw players went over the 2O·point mark led by J. Brown's 35 and Dave Peterson's 29. Shawn Stulo had 33 and Erik Knud· sen 22, but It wasn't nearly enough. S.I. W. !. Stra.lgbt Up 0 .• Forfeit Bamm'.98, Big Boa 82 Hamm's out-ran Big Boss down the stretch and won going away in this high-point affair. Dennis Kaczanowskl and Danny Kendziorski cornbined for 65 points, including 11 a-pointers in the win. Rob· ert Hall's 22 led Big Boss, with Jack Klebesadel and Robert Halllsy adding 18 apiece. Black Dlvtslon LA Dream Team 78, Buster 88 The Dream Team scored the first 9 points of the contest in jumping out to a 37·29 advantage at the half. In the second half, Busters. pulled to within four with 3:00 rema1n1ng, but couldn't get any closer as the Dream Team won a battle of the unbeatens. Four members of the Dream Team scored in The beat goes on for wrestUng team Grapple.. , from page 12 (126lbs.),Karl (150 Ibs.) and Bernauer (177 lbs.) taking seconds, Price (167 Ibs.) taking third, and Wessley (190 lbs.) taking fourth. Demerath won hts first three matches without giving up a point, but lost in the championship match to Mike Pasdo of Marquette 9·7. It wasPasdo's first victory over Demerath in four tries this year. Demerath's record now 'stands at 34-8 with a team high 21 pins. Karl took his first four matches, before losing a 5-4 declson in the finals to NCAA III All·Amerlcan Mickey Best of Wheaton College in the finals. Karl's record now stands at 26·13·2. Hemauer, still nursing a sore ankle, crusled past his first three opponents before comlnlit up on the short end of TheRangers to';;; Whitewater 24-15 In dual TEST YOUR .' STRENGTH.• QUITTING. IT COULD BE 1lIE TEST OF YOUR UFE. a 14·10 score in the finals aganst Mike Barton of Mount Union College of Ohio to put Hemauer's record at 30·8. Price failed to win a cham. plonship for the first time this year in taking third alter being upset by Brandon Payne of Heldelburg College, 8.6. Price won five other matches to capture the consolation championship in ratsing his record to 40-4 on the year. Wessley went 4-2 on the dsy to take fourth, putting his reo cord at 28-12 on the season. Scott Stephenson and Kevin Tremelling also wrestled, but Scott Stephenson and Kevin Tremelling also wrestled. but faUed to place for the Rangers. "We didn't wrestle our best, but we were, still clo~ to winning the tournament, said Ranger coach Jim Koch. "We would nave challenged for the title with a healthy Rohrer and WhIting. John Karl bad his best tournament of the year. and with a llttle more work, could earn All· American honors this year." JolIn Kart took 2nd at 150 I.... On Friday, the Rangers w1ll be competing in the NCAA II Midwest Reglonals at Ed· wardsvttte, ill. The meet will detennine which wrestlers w1ll compete n the Natlonal tournament for the NCAA II in CaIilomta. P A on :MarCh 4 and 5. Ten of the Ranger wrestlers have already quail· fied for the NAlA nationals which Is based on regular season performance. double figures led by Jell Lewis' 28 and Jeff Relkow· skI's 18. Scott Leske paced Busters with 19 and Jell Somenske bad H. R.W.B. 73, Cavaliers 88 :Mark Zuckley hit for 30 in leading R.W.B. to their first win on the season. Darrtn, Pluskota bad 25. Ken Neese 18, and Rich Snaltynskl 16 for the losers. whUe Mike McQueen chipped in 15 for RWB. Posse In Effect 88, The Dogs 81..0.T. Posse in Effect outscored the Dogs 11-3 in overtime for the victory. The Dogs, led by Steve Moore's 18. overcame a 8 point nair-nme deficit to force the extra session. Dan Carrera tossed 1n 21 while Mike OldanJ and Steve LeLonde bad 18 and 14 respectively. Athletes keeping up in grades Allllec.., from page f 2 tmproves, Todd Flugerald bas a 3.53 and Jay Rueth bas a 3.15li to keep them e11glble. Junior Bryant Hobb. bas a 3.21 GPA in eemmunlcauons and w1ll be e11glbl8as he gets the playing time ne deserves. 'Ibeae athleteJJ have overcome a huge stereotype that athletes are not intelligent and don't do mundane things like studying. 11 1a tough enough in college being a student without bavlng the burden of peecncee. games. meetings. and conditioning. All of this coupled with tne peer pressure to be eoc1a1and party leaves the student·ath· lete with some tough choices. It become. hard trying to satlaly your frIenda. coaches, teachers. friends of the opposit sex. and still give your ali to your 8tudles and your sport. The athletes in this ar· ticle have found the time to achieve in both school and sport and still deal with all the other pressures that go along with the collel':e life. And they all should be com· mended and respecled throughout aU of Parkside. since they are the elite, Aca· demlc All·Americans . :~JRUIER(,~. C:~~Ir!!. IID-" (Nrl ~ It:O!!) - Double Dynamite not quite enough in double .overtime Ranger ethletes show skills in ctessroom by Jelf Lemmermann Spons Editor • The next time someone Is saved by a man with a cape and a big "S" on his chest, don't assume it is Clark Kent. Parkslde's mild-mannered Andy Schmldtmann donned an "S" on his uniform for the second half last Saturday against Milwaukee, but the Rangers ran out of gas in double overtime and fell to the Panthers 86-79. Schmldtmann was involved in 14 of the final 16 points scored by the Rangers in regulation to bring them back p-om a ll3-41 deficit with 7 minutes remaining. In that 'run. he connected on 4: hattricks and hit an open RIchard Delk for the tying basket with 5 seconds rematntng. The Ranger Dynamic Duo of Schmldtmann and Rod (maybe It should be Robin), Whittier combined for 49' points and 14 assists, including 13 three-point bombs before the night was over. Whal' was more incredible was all but 2 of Schmldtmann's Steve (Jr.) Jerrlck returned to ,action from a shouldar InJury points came afler the Intermission as he shot ()'5 In the first 20 mlnules of the game" converting on two tree-thrQws in the half. Neither team shot well In the first half, as Milwaukee hit 16 of 26 shots (48 percent) and Parkslde was 9-21 (43 percent). The Rangers held a s-pomt advantage at 9-6, while Milwaukee's biggest lead was a 28-24 mark near the end of the half. WhIttier cut into the lead with a trlfecta before the buzzer, his third of the half, to make It 28-27 at the break. After five lead changes In the first four minuted of the second half, it looked like Milwaukee would run away with the game. A Robert Kukla 3- pointer gave the Panthers a 44-40 lead and Clarence Wright answered with another long strike to make It a 7-polnt lead. The advantage reached 12 soon after when Darryl Arnold, who led the Panthers with 19, scored on an open to-rooter with 7:17 reo malning. Afler a Ranger timeout, Delk and WhIttier scored '5 unanswered points, but Panther guard Maurice Poole pumped the lead back to 10 with a Ire' to make It 56-46. Schmldtmann than began his tirade to send the game into O.T. In the first overtime, the Rangers scored four straight to open up their biggest lead of the game, but the UWM press brought them back. A six-point run turned the Ranger lead Into a two-point deficit as Milwaukee threat. ened to pull away. Wright connected on a pair of charity throws to make It 72·69 with only :25 remaining, but Schmldtmann was ihere once Schmldtmann's guns were loaded In the 2nd half again to answer with a longranger to knot the game at 72. Delk insured the extra session with a big defensive block of Panther forward Andy Ronan'a jumper from' inside the lane as ttme. explred. WhIttier drew first blood with a three-pointer In the second O.T., but Parkslde ran out of gas from there as the Panthers scored 10 of the next 12 to finally clinch the win. Milwaukee out-rebounded Parkslde 38-30 In gaining the victory, and placed five men in double-figures with Arnold leading the way followed' by Ronan and Kukla with 17 apiece. Ronan also pulled down 11 rebounds with Kukla and Arnold getting 7 each. Schmldtmann led all scorers with 25, Whittier had a season high 24, and Dekk had 16 points and 10 rebounds In the loss, dropping the Rangers to 9-14on the year. Ranger streak hits 37 as grapplers ground Warhawks Special to the Ranger The Ranger wrestling team raised their season dual meet record to 10-2, and extended their consecutive dual meet victory string against Wlscon· sin opponents to 37 by defeat- >"JIgUW-Whltewaler 24-15 on Feb. 5. After spotting the War· hawks six points on forfeits, the Rangers won aeven of the nine rematntng matches to .take the victory. In the final four. matchea, which decided the meet. Parkslde came away with a major declson by " ... - Rob Fox at 167 Ibs. (19-7); a 12-8win by Mark Hemauer at 177 Ibs. who returned to action after suffering an ankle injury a week, earlier; a come-from-behind win by Scott Wessley who scored 13 of the final III points for the 14-9 win at 190 Ibs.; and a close 8-7 win for Ted Price at heavyweight. Price moved up to the heavyweight class from three classes below In order to challenge the Warhawk's Randy Meyers and was giv.' Ing up 90 Ibs. In the. match. In earlier matches, Arthur Demerath, Ttm WhIting. and John Karl all won by wide margins to set up the Ranger victory. _ Over the weekend, the team' participated In the 52nd annual Wheaton College Invitational. Twenty.slx teams par. ticlpated In the meet, with the Rangers placing fourth de. sptte "having Steve Rohrer' (134 Ibs.) and Tim WhIting (147 Ibs.) withdraw because of the 'flu. Five Rangers placed among the top four In, thetr weight class, with Demerath See W,..lIers, page 11 by Louie Tenore An Academic All-American Is someone who Is outstand· Ing in his or her sport and Is achieving highiy In the classroom. At Parkslde we have one such person, plus many to be nominated for this honor. Ivan Ireland, a senior soccer player is an Academic All -American in pre-med with a 3.72 GPA. Ivan IS a starting defender and has been for two years. Soccer coach Rick KIlps described Ireland as a "hard-nosed, Intense kid who never gives up." Two wrestlers are being, nominated for the award this spring by coach Jim Koch. Ted Price, a senior with a 3.19 GPA tn Psychology and Tim WhIting, a sophomore with a 3.56 GPA In Business Marketing are being nomlnated for the - NAIA and NCAA division two award. Price, who wrestles, at 167 Ibs., Is 34-3this year and 102- 25 in his three years of varsity competltion. He Is the 7th wrestler In Parkslde history togo over 100 wins and the first to have over 300 takedowns with 344 already In his career. He set a record this year with 140 takedowns and has won 6 tournaments thIa year, another record. He Is currently top-ranked In the NCAA division two ratings. Whiting, has a 29-9 record at the i42 weight and has been a starter since the day he walked on campus. When asked about these two soon to be academic Ali-Americans coach Koch responded, "They embody the term student-athlete." THE WEEK AHEAD Men's Basketball: Feb. 18 At McKendree College Feb. 20 H0'!1e vs. Quincy College - 7:30 p,m, Women's Basketball: Feb, 18 at Purdue University.Calumet Feb. 20 Home vs. QUincy College - 5:15 p.m. Wrestling: Feb. 17 NAAA II Midwest Regional at-Edwardsville, Indoor Track: Feb. 18 at UW-Oshkosh Open (Men) Feb. 18 at University of Chicago Invitational (W Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 19, February 16, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 18 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Petition forms available for PSGA elections Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday. Feb. 9.1989 ,.- Vol. XVII. No. 18 Petition forms available for PSGA elections Petition forms are now avaUable for the Parkside SludentGovernment Assoeta; lion (PSGA) spring elections, to be held March 1 and 2. The positions of President andVice President wllJ be on theballot, as will nine Senate seats,one Parkside Union AdvisOry Board (PUAB) atlarge seat, and one SegregatedUniversity Fees Allocation Commmlttee (SUFAC) atlargeseat. Requirements for seeking any of the above positions are: a nominee must be a Parkslde student, carrying at least six credit hours this semester. have a cumulative grade point average of 2.00 and not be on final academic probation. Nomination petitions must beeompleted for the nominee to appear on the spring ballot Petition forms are availablein the PSGA office (WLLC D139A). Petitioners are reqntred to, file a release form With a member of the PSGA election committee before taking out their initial petition. Petitions must be completed and turned in by 1:23 p.m.. Monday, Feb.-20. Petitions must meet these UW System makes ACT test scores mandatory by Geraldine Murawski Susan Johnson to be determined by place. ment tests and possibly past educational records. Along with Act scores, colleges are provided with other 1n!ormation such as career interests and counseling information. "I think the good part of this is that we'll get a lot of other information that counselors wl1l find helpful in working with atudenis," JOhnson said. criteria: in addition to the aforementioned fHing process, petitions must be signed .by Parkside students only. Social security numbers (student 10 numbers) must accompany signatures. Petitioners must collect 50 signa. tures for the offices of Prestdent and Vice President, and 25 signatures for the offices of Senator, SUFAC at-large and PUAB at-Iarze. ' A random drawing for balJot positions of candidates wUJ take place on wednesday, Feb. 22 at 1:13 p.m. wnte-tn candidates must meet the same requirements as declared candidates; they must declare their candidacy in writing and file It with an election committee member Next fall it wUJ be mandatory for incoming freshman to submit ACT (Admissions College Test) scores as part of their admissions request. The University of Wisconsin System has issued this as a requirement for admission to all of Its universities. According to Susan Johnson of the Registrar Office, Parkslde has decided to use the ACT as a secondary criteria for admittance. by noon Monday, Feb. 2fT. A release form must be filed with an election committee member. A list of write-in candidates' names and the offices they are seeking will be avallable at the polling places. Elections will be held Wednesday, March 1 and Thurs~ day, March 2 from 9 a.m.-8 p.m. No electioneering will be allowed within 50 feet of the polls. Absentee ballots will be available on Thursday, Feb. 23 in the PSGA office. Ballot counting will begin at 8: 16 p.m, March 2 by the election committee. The Ranger will run a copy of the ballot and biographies of the candidates in the Feb. 23 issue. If an incoming freshman Is in the upper 50 percent of his/her graduating class and has met the correct distrtbution of high school units, ACT scores will not be used as a criteria for admittance. ACT scores that are substantial will allow admission to students who do not meet the primary requirements for Parkside admission. Out-of-state students wllJ be able to submit SAT (Scholastic Aptitude Test) scores for admission, but Wisconsin students must use the ACT. Non- .traditional students do not -have to take the ACT. but their admittance will continue Sexual Harassment Committee release ... P~mphlet explains what can be done about sexual harassment by DanOhlappetta Sexual harassment is "any unwantedor unwelcome sexuat attention- or sexual expression that makes the perSOnwho experiences it uncomfortable in the workplace Orclassroom." It is not "just the way things are," and is serious even if it is not rep~ated. It is a form of sexual discrimination'which is prohibiled by Parkside and UW System policies as well as by state and federal laws. It is about power, not sex. These are statements found in the frontCover of a new handout published and distributed by the Sexual Harassment Committee and the Affirmative Action Office. The handout explains what sexual harassment is and what can be done about it. "Parkside has a good program for dealing with harassment problems and this program has a very stong administrative backing," Frances Bedford, chair of the Sexual Harassment Committee. said. \ i'The Sexual Harassment Committee'S task's to heighten the awareness of the campus community to all forms of sexual harassment and to encourage their el1ml· nation. The committee beHeves that students, employees, faculty, and staff all have a right to enjoy camus life in a hassle free anvtronment, ,. said Bedford. . -rne g-aeulty Senate approved a new campus policy concerning sexual harassment on Nov. 1. The policy defines sexual harassment as unwelcome sexual advances, requests for sexual favors. of other verbal or physical conduct of a sexual nature under tne following circumstances: 1) Submission to such conduct Is made explicitiy or Implicllly a term or condition of an individual's employment Inside..• Page 2••• Learning along life'. path Page 3... Free EnterprIse Week • Club Events Page 4... CIusIfleds Page 5••• Willter c.mJvaIlInes up with... DPage_ .... 8PORTS1 SPORTSlaPORTSI or status in a university course, program, or activity. 2) Submission to or"rejection of such conduct by an Individual is used as the basis for academic or employment decisions affecting that Indlvidual. 3) Such conduct has the purpose or effect of substantially interfering with an individual's academic or work performance, or creates an intimidating, hostile, demeaning, or offensive employment or educational environment. As stated in the handout and further explained by Bedford. "If you come under pressure of sexual harassment, there are certain things you should do. It Is Important for you to keep notes on the incident. You should also discuss it with someone and report it to the Harassment Committee so the situation can be resolved. Those who are harassed have recourse to assistance and the Harassment Committee serves as a channel for anyone to report infractions. " In the Parkside polley statement there are two categanes of procedures that can be taken for resolving sexual harassment: 1) Informal procedures allow for dealing through inSee Harassment, page 3 2 Thursday, Feb. 9, 1989 Ranger .... four view I Ap.°em ... Learning along life's path The following poem was shared with me by a close friend who came across it while working at Parkside's Microcomputer Center. It was the sign-off message that. appeared on the phosphorous monitor, culminating the exit procedure. The author Is unknown. I'd like to share It with you; hence, this week's editorial. After a while you learn the subtle difference between holding a hand and chaining a soul; And you learn that love doesn't mean leaning and company doesn't mean security; And you begin to learn that kisses aren't contracts and presents aren't promises; And you begin to accept your defeats with your head up and your eyes open with the grace of an adult, not the grief of a chlld; And you learn to build all your roads on today because tomorrow's ground Is too uncertatn for plans; After a while you learn that even sunshine burns if you get too much; 80 plant your own garden and decorate your own soul, Instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers; And you learn that you really can endure ... that you really are strong, And you really do have worth. GfNTRODUCING: • . . leners to the editor ..... . . Other side of condom use dispute To the Editor: moral, tends to propagate the belief of AIDS being easlly transmittable, and encourages homophobia. The suggestions, by Rev. Mark Gotvald, O.P. In his Letter to the Editor of Jan. 19, that the use of condoms does not make sex safe ignores the vast amount of in. formation the medical world does have about the acquisition of AIDS. The letter also leaves out his religious viewpoint that any sex outside of a Catholic marriage Is 1mA discussion of moral sexual behavior should be conducted within the confines of his religious viewpoint, rather than by making Innuendos (e.g, sex outside of marriage Is wrong) and falsifying information (e.g. condoms do not make sex safe). If one wants answers to a question of religion, one asks a priest's oplnion. If one wants information about a sexually transmrttable disease. one goes to a health or medical proresstonal. The manner in which the Rev. Gotvald presents his beliefs is deplorable and one can only hope that people who want correct information about AIDS will go to someone else. Susan Bums College Republicans look to future To the Editor: Politics Is exciting controversial and effects everyone's lile. With the addition of the College Republlcan to the Parkside campus, the heat will be even closer to home. The College Republican Party encourages and cultivates leaders for tomorrow. The College Republicans provide an outlet for polrtlcal : acttlvttes, as well as an inlet for information about what our pollticans are doing. the membership of the College Republicans will have opportunitles to meet political figures, attend party conventions, campaign for candidates, and even write Iegfslation when they take over Madison in amock legislative assembly. Members partlctpate In politics on national, state and local levels, and learn the RepUblican posttions and motives In the act1on. Recently, Lennie Weber, Racine County District Attorney, delivered a charismatic speech to the group encouragIng active roles in community politics. Parkside can antici- .pate other figures to speak in the near future. Everyone is welcome to attend. Contact Chairperson Brenda Wilson for Information, 639·3252,and keep your eyes open for our next guest speaker. EDITORIAL STAFF Jon Hearron Editor-in-ehief Kel!y McKissick News Editor Keille Paceagnella ..•......... Asst. News Editor Laura Pestka Entertainment Editor Jeff Lemmermann '" Sports Editor Kevin Zirkelbach Copy Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor Christine Dejno Asst. Photo Editor Stu Rubner Advisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins .•......••.......... Circulation Manager John M~lrter ; Distribution Manager Curt Shlrcel Business Manager GENERAL STAFF David Boyd. MiC~elle Gael, Abu Hasse-n, Sharon Krause., Jeff LeWIS,.Karen McKissick, Chuck Might, Geraldine Murawski. Scott Singer, Bill Topper Rob . Twardy. C?anielV':IlIin. Yickie Pundsack,.Jeff Reddick, ,Dawn M~lIland, Mike PICazO, Felix Konklin, Suzann McCormick. Rangeris written a~d edit~d by students of UW-Parkside,Whoare solely responsiblefor its editorial~ cy and content. It IS published every Thursday during the academic year except over breaksand holi- days. ieLettersto the editor will be accepted only ~ they are typed double-spaced and 350words or leSS, All h ttldersmust be SIgned,with a telephone number inclUdedfo; verification purposes Nameswillhe. e upon request. . fa~~~e~ ~eservesthe right to edit letters and refuse those which are false and/or de. T~~~~~:'for all letters, and classified ads, is Monday at 10 a.m. for publication 0:" correspondenceshould be addressedto: Ranger, UW·Parkside. Box 2000. Keinglha WI ,53141. Telephone414/553-2267 (Editorial) or 414/553-2295 (Advertis. The student body has spoken. Ranger Thursday, Feb. 9, 1989 3 • Employment topic of conference Free enterprise week Feb. 5-11 Patrick E. Moran, the Mayor of Kenosha, has de. ~.lared this week, Feb. 5·11, as Free Enterprise Week." Recently, business students from the area high schools have been Involved In many projects to promote the free enterprise concept. The highilght of these activltles was the Feb. 4 distribution of a 24-page supple. ment to the Kenosha News. The supplement, written and produced entirely by the business students of the high schools, was paid for by advertisements from local bustnesses. The ads for the supplement were solIcited by marketing students from both Tremper and Bradford High Schools. . Touted as the biggest and best supplement yet. the project has been going on for seven straight years. Two Bradford students. senior Jamie Vollmer and junior Susan Hockney. were the cochairpersons of the project. Jeff McCauley, Bradford marketing Instructor, said "Each year has been a little better and different. but one consistency Is that It (the supplement) has been selected as number one in Ute state each year." McCaUley also said he feels "the benefits (of the supplement) are two fold. Not only do the people who read it get exposed to the Ideas, but the students who put It together learn a great deal." ed to all of the high school marketing programs In the state, In addition to being given to the business and social studies students In Madislon area high schools. It wlll have a flnal distribution of 25,000 copies. A coloring contest for area first- and second-graders was also held, with a theme of "Be Wise, Promote Free Enterprise. " "There were a lot of entries. We felt it went over very well. It said SJnger. Other Free Enterprise Week activities Included distrlbutlng tray liners to area restaurants and a breakfast with Moran for high school student leaders. At thIll gath· ertng, the mayor spoke to the students about success in life as well as his optlmllltic outlook for the future of Kenosha. Slnger gave a presentation about the Free Enterprise System. by Rosemarie Cucunato and Jody Petrykowski The United States Is enter, IIlg into the 1990's with major domestic economic challenges,such as a shortage of a qualifiedlabor force. under, developedlabor resource In the distressed urban and rural areas, continued and increasedlevels of poverty, and major demographic and indUstrialrestructuring. All of whichare posing a threat to the capablJltles of the United Statesto compete effectively III the international market. The problem of developing and Implementing programs targeted at the distressed and underdeveloped urban and rural' areas was the topic of a Wingspread Conference held on Jan. 17-18.The conierence, entiUed"Expandlng Opportunities for Employment and Self-Sufflciency," was sponsored by the Council of State Community Affairs Agencies (COSCAA) and the Johnson Foundation, and was the second of a aeries of conierences to be held around the country. At the conference, governmellt officials from 11 states dlIeussed how to develop and implement an economic op· portunItystrategy designed to !acWtste the participation of economically disadvantaged peopleand areas In the economicgrowth process. David Osborne,author of Laboratorlea of Democracy; Hllary Pennlngion, Director of Jobs for the Future and Joseph McNeely, President of the Development Tralnlng Institute, were some of the nongovernmental participants. Although the national economy seems to be doing well on the Whole, there are two disturbing trends developing: 1) a growing loss of competitiveness in the world economy, and 2) increasing Isolation of anumber of citizens in thenational economy. These two trends are the cause for worry not only within the public sector but also the private sector. Because economic develoment programs must be targeted at a , human resource Which is underdeveloped and totally lacking In basic SUbsistence skllls, let alone skllls which are needed In a rapldiy movIng service economy, the source of correction cannot come from government alone. There Is a dire need for all sectors, state and local gOY. ernment. Corporate and nonprofit, and expeclally educa, tlon, to cut across bureau. cratic barriers and cooperate on re-structurtng the labor force. According to Eloise Ander. son, Administrator of the Wis. consin Dlvlsron of Community Services In the Dept. of Health and Social Services, In order for an economic development strategy to be effec. ttve, It must be not only a politicallpollcy /program strategy but also a manage. ment/organlzational strategy. One problem with economic development strategies Is that polIcies tend to belong to administrations. and thus they change every few years with the administration, without perhaps being Implement. ed to thetr fullest extent. There are additional problems In implementation of programs, and also In obtatnIng the resources to fund these types of programs. Perhaps the major obstacle which is yet to be overcome In the field of economic development Is the belief which many Americans have that poor people are lazy, or fallures, and In some way deserve their poverty. We found especially Intrigutng a proposal by Eloise Anderson that two men, from the general assistance payrolls, be taught to lIve with five boys in need of role models and someone to ensure that they attend school. They would all Ilve In a rundown house In Mllwaukee, which they would be assisted to make liveable. They also would be assisted with house- . hold matters. Another promising idea was to entice corporations, the private sector. to get involved in education. Another project was an 8- page teachlng aid produced by Hoekney and Barbara Singer. also a Bradford junior. The guide, presented in newspaper rorm. presents facts about the free enterprlses system, as well as givIng examples of successful enlrepreneurs. The ald Is In the process of being distrlbut· ----Club Events---- STUDENT NURSES ASSOCIATION There wlll be a recruitment meeting for all pre-nurstng and nursing students on Friday, Feb. 10, at 10 a.m .. In Unlon 207. There wlll be refreshments and door prizes. GEOLOGY CLUB mal Activity on the Geochem· lcal Characterlstlca of Yel. lowstone Lake" on Friday. Feb. 10, at 1 p.m., In GRNQ 111. The talk Ia _ and open to all. Dr. Val Klump of the Dept. of Geosciences and center for Great Lakes Research at the University of Wisconsin-Mil· waukee will talk OIl ··The Potential Impact of Qeother· Some people carry our compatibility a bit too far , . Free mouse and up to $100 off with any Z86LP computer purchase! Sexual harassment policy for campus revised the method by which an In· Harassmenf, from page 1 tigatlon should be conduct· forrnal redress with a sltua· ~~s The actIon wlll proceed tlon Which might be simply a acrording to the regulatic::: matter of Ignorance or na- governing the Indlvldu t Ivete, . a alnSt whom the complain 2) Formal procedures take ";s been made. action when a formal written COrnplalntIs filed with the As· Slstant to the Chancellor for Affirmative Action, Linda An- ~rey, 206 Tallent Hall, or to e Chair of the Sexual Harassrnent Commlttee~ profes· SOr Frances Bedford, Comrnunlcatlon Arts 239. 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MS-~ included ith all s)'scems. 4 Thursday. Feb. 9. 1989 Ranger Kinship responds to a need by Laura Pestka Entertainment Editor A child from a single parent home is six times more likely to end up in juvenile court than a child from a two parent famlly. This child Is also more likely to drop out of school or end up in a mental Institution. KInship had this problem In mind when It formed over twenty years ago. KInship was formerly the Big Brother-Big Sister OrganiZation. KInship matches troubled chlldren with adult volunteers. Adults wishing to volunteer to be a Klnsperson are screened by the stsff and a screening committee. They are then matched up with a chlld on the basis of personal. Ity and Interests. -votunteers are matched for a year, but many relationships continue longer. Presently, the Kenosha Kinship has 83 matches and a waiting list of 50 children. The organization will be holding a tundraislng paper drive on Saturday, Feb. 11 from 9 a.m. to noon at St. Mary'S Lutheran Church, 2001 BOth St., Kenosha. For free pick-up, call 658-0151 before the nth. The money raised will be used for activities, administrative costs. and screening because Kinship is a nonprofit organization. If you are interested in volunteering or know of a child who could benefit from the organizatlon, call' the number listed above or stop by St. Mary's church. Thoughts for the week "Ninety-eight percent of the adults In this country are de· cent, hard-working. honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the pUblicity. But then we elected them." ·Lily Tomlin ••A chip on the shoulder is often a piece of wood that has fallen from the head." A picnic,:l barbecue and plenty o{Old St)'k> Ht>er.It wouldn't be Labor Day Without them. Have(I j.!"OodOllt". HIIlEMAN'S OIJ) STYlI. AMERICA'S BEST-BREWED PRIMIVM BEER. ___ Classifieds---l (1 red pea, no JON HEARRON - Fa PEZ ...CHERRrtl" avo is punishable by law! Ulty~ question about viiiw' to the anony- SO punish me. ~ EXECUTIVE er: What do you CORINNE· I miss YO mous name·~ro~p r;d be amused to very much. See you in ~ Ii: IOy~ know of "cart~~ation out of print and Boogada Boogada. dayS ~ take this conve PARKSIDE HELD h into person· cALLy PLACE the handt- Isn't that the same ~:tage~J" STRATEGI . front of a fire hose and NlghlUne started? Y '!'ell.,.. capped 'vl~~rul~p planning. EXECUTIVE VIEW: p door. Typ CTS OF deep foresight and hostage. Day 322. • ~ ARCHITE ,lEN - I don't want to I ha ShallowIQlT FOR president. Milk· TO THE two dark ltailan veloJ MILK, oa s TO'o:Spresident. MUktoast for bad you have to go hom ~ every weekend _ Then It~to " presIdent. y~~ & wanda •• think ry! The ffner girls atV.Wsp"" ROSS, KE JANINE, IT was proved iaat~. SD~:~ts;~~~ your butt out any win- day that short people are f ? MACHO MADNE~ ft~ dD~Jla~tjUBt nod your head and sucks ... Pledge is Fat r::" HAPPY VANENTINE'''Sn.:.. :~~h~2:3:x'HEY can't see you looking ~~~:~rfUI family. Jamie: ~iWu.';~~ri":riiR111:UEND, how ROSS: LET'S act OUr . 'bout we join yo" and make it a one on "name calling" It's J::' one r Helga and Olga. sometimes that hurts! GAY/LESBIAN UNION: 635 College PMS.HICKIES you CAN't ~ee. a mar- KEUJ:E P. Well? Could Ave.. Racine; 7:30 p.m. tst & 3rd ried man Is after thee! Sheila. hts 'Max' or what? Ten Me Wed. each month. 13 PAD EXECUTIVE council: All talk, SUPPORT E.R.A .... Make 180 MEETING on Monday, Feb. no action. 'd on the wet spot. Union 207 at 1:00. puppy • HAPPY Valentine s ay EDDIE MUNSTER. Raa Love Don Cano. sobered up yet! ROSS. HOW can you tell if the light Is HEY JORDAN - What 1a: dedlc~ted? (What· the sun?) Thanks did you really defy? W for a fun weekend! • Grasshopeer. BEANZ • STOP aalt1nR: BOZO • HAPPY Valentine's Day_ Layoff the freon! Tewwl mr Love Duke. LISTEN RED, If I'm not "WATCH ITl I already sucked on the are you called B-teh? endoflt!"- Overheard. HECK OF a Hot Tub Hey OVERHEARD IN the Ranger office: (That's you Beaner) , "When I come he's never In!!!" OOBI Ii MONTHSI Ii OH Really Laura? months! '" can I throw up NAOMI LEVIN how'.s by you? Time PAWN'S QUOTE for the to hunt· hide 'n seek! men are just not born with p: NEWS RANGER Thieves, return the JENNI JAKU8: W bench to the theatre! again. - Brad. JON ...WELL I'm waiting? It's your CONGRATULATIONS Mr turn to be turned down for a date! Rubner. Best wishes With ASK ME! Ranger Staff. M.M. IN 68 _ I'd like to get to know TOM GONDEK . Hey you! nicllin does wonders .... 3A ARNIE Go Home your not one of STILL VOMITING'! Or is .. my the girls. make·up running? You maIit WHO'S ALL here Jen? It could Hap- seous. pen. BARB, HEY how's It SCOOTER: ARE you carrying a ski we're frelnds. ERICA pole in your pocket or are you just ROB O. How's your buaI glad to see me! Havtn' fun yet? Erica J.H. HOW do state cars handle in Osh· HEY JON· Shot for the kosh? Yaegermelster. maybe? HAPPY VALENTINE'S Day :MIchelle MILKTOAST FOR PSGA Love Cuddles. NICHOLAS· WE ARE HIGH TUITION'? ALL I was saying is cats ... Love you, Ke1lle, did the REALLY need so much tape. OKAY· DRAO me to Vie And no. I AIN'T "stupid". toast. FOR SALE ART SUP'PLIES - AcryliC pain~s, board etc Very reasonab e, ~v:~used. C~ll eYriSd,iatE"d~:821real WEST RACINE ( . BASEMENT SALE. '67 BuIck wudcetWhite 4-Dr., Jim Beam Collec~lOn, two piano accordians. one anll?Ue t writer drapes, refrlgera or, b~s men's & women's matching, grUl '& dehumidtfer. Let's make a deal! 637-2761. WANTED BASS PLAYER and lead sInger, heavy metal call 553-2884:· MEETINGS HELP WANTED PERSON TO 11ftdisabled man in bed. 9:15-10:00 p.m. every night. $5.00 each time, one mile from campus. M2·7843. No experience necessary. SERVICES OFFERED TYPING, COMPUTER Training, Word Processlng. Call David Kanecki, 8M-8710. PERSONALS "RANGER RUMOR" Step on balls ... tell me that you love me. MIKE, ONE more day! this is so ex· citing!!! Devious - that's all 1 can say! I love you! Michelle. MEL _ FEED 1:hat man and keep him hanging! Yo roomIes. DEAR DARLING Tomato, Tom-Ato, Toe mo toe, 1want you tennesian tintilating toes. Toefully yours -- Toft!. HEY YOU gorgeous, blonde, Tennessee lady! Put on some more 'Madre" perfume! PSGA ELECTIONS Nominating Petitions are now available for the following positions' *******~***************** . . President Vice-President Senator Sufac At-Large PUAB At-Large **********~************** ~[Lrgob~1~~~mation,stopin the PSGA office, interCarnival winds up with ... by Laura Pestka Identi . EntertainmentEditor Jeff wc~ twtns Greg and . e b are the song wrtters o~the bunch. Jeff also plays guitar, keyboards and IS on vocals. Greg i~ on vocals and bass. Jay Rae also p~rforms vocals and guitar with Aaron Albright as the drummer. The group started plaYing together as sophomores In high school about six years ago and are still going strong. The biggest group by far they have ever played for had to be at the St. Louis Veiled Fair where 50,000 people showed up to see their two hour performance. "Rave" has gotten rave reApower-packed, energy en- _"'ing, hot tune infested "'i will lop off the Winter ~val festivities. "Rave" rill performthis Friday in unionSquare as a culmi. llonofWinterCarnival fes- ~lles. "Rave" plays original sicas well as what they "Rave-arranged" verjcl1S ofnits by such groups "The, Beatles," "INXS" d "The Romantics. " 'Rave"takes these greats grealsand adds a splash ~elrownstyle to them. The counselor,Stu Rubner, isJI'lin the corner this week lor the simple reason that lhereis a new addendum to ~eRubnerfamily. This addendum,Justin Alexander, Is Ihe proud son of Stu. Born at Ihe pre-dawn time of 5:28 a.m. and weighing in at a !ealthy 7 lbs. 8 oz., Justin !liS bomon January 29, 1989. On behalfof the Ranger, congratulationsto Stu and June Rubner.•.and welcome to the ~llParkslde graduate, Jus. . Alexander Rubner. .. Ranger Thursday, Feb. 9, 19895 Views from students who have seen them perform in such places as New York Oklahoma and Missouri. Stu: dents describe them as having great on and off·stage personalities and being one of the most successful events of the year held at their respect1ve schools. Celebrate Winter Carnival 1989 by attending the dance a~d awards ceremony which will begin at 8 p.m, Though there is no Counselor's Corner column this week, the counselor will be in next week. In order to keep Stu Rubner writing and the column in print we need questions. t If you have a question you'd like answered, there Is a box just inside the Ranger office door where you can drop It off. Questions will be reviewed, selected and answered by Stu Rubner, the counselor in the corner. The counselor is out ,er you e shown your folks around, ,:~howthem this. The Parkside Union "Serving Campus and Community" :~~MMUTER LOCKERS • BOWLING • CINEMA THEATER I BA~NGROOM .• BILLIARDS • INFO CENTER t & GRILL • FOOSBALL • TV LOUNGE t CATERING • VIDEO GAMES • MEETING ROOMS ,~M RESERVATIONS • TABLE TENNIS • TICKET SALES 'LAAVEL PROGRAMS • OUTDOOR RENTALS • CHECK CASHING tTAsGE SCREEN TV • SPECIAL PROGRAMS • POSTAL DROP LEGAMES • OUTDOOR PATIO • VENDING After they've seen.where you eat, where you sleep, and where you go to class, show them what's going to help you study. The IBM~ Personal System/Z" is the best way to show your parents just how serious you are about your grades. It's easy to learn and easy to use, and can help you organize notes, revise papers, produce high-quality graphics, and more. And if you're eligible, you'll even get the IBM PS/2 at up to 40% off. So after you've shown them around, show them what counts. For more information contact the Computer Support Center, 553-2235 WLLC-D150A 6 Thursday, Feb. 9.1989 Ranger Wrestlerswintourney~- wresUers. from page 8 Championship In the process. Also eam.1ng medals for the Rangers were Scott Wessley at 190lbs. and Rob Fox at 177 .lbs. Wessley finished the tournament with a 4-1 record and placed third, while Fox. who moved up from 167 lbs. to reo place an inured Mark Hematrer at 177lbs .. placed fourth In going 3,2 on the day. Heavy' weight Kevin Tremel1lng scored for Parkslde. but did not earn a medal . "This was a nice win for our team," commented Koch. '''Wlth Mark Hemauer Injured, I wasn't sure if we would be able to win the tournament. The rest of the teatn picked up the slack and performed well. prtce. Demer· ath and Whiting did what they have been doing all year for us. Skarda and Stephen· son both wrestled well. and qualified themselves for the NAJA National Championships. Our goal Is to turn the intensity up just a little high· er for the remaining month of the season and see how many All-Amertcans and Natlonal Champions we can finish the season with." .. - ..... _ •• _ ••• 1•• _. by Jeff Reddick The conference Is made up of six . UW System schools; •••••••••••••••••••••••• This past weekend. the Whitewater:-- Oshkosh. MilI $5 99 I Parkslde Bowling Team saw waukee, Madison. Platteville, ·lJa~ I action In a Big Six Confer· and Parkslde. At each conter· • •• ence meet at UW-Milwaukee. ence meet, the teams bowl I : . ' • L ] Rece,velWO'09u'3'cheeSe pizzas for only $5 99' • I r------------, • . ._10' AddItional toPpings $150. I • I L ., each covers both pIzzas • • . . ..LJ.. Ell-pires 6130/69 • • Not valKlWlltlany Olne<olte' CUSlOrlWrpaTS apOlo<.:aclesale!>1,)< L"""leo !leI"·,,,,, • I '. • area Our oove,s Col"" less In.." $2{) 00 1988 D<lm,no .. P'l/a I"t • r······_···············, I I : &111& $7.99 : I Dont FOigetil I ~IB. 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EARN 57.10 PER HOURI Thursday I •• ••••• _ L Call 552·2227 for details .J ------------------------------------ ---------- Bowlers take 38 of 32 in Big Six Locally owned and operaled, Call US Raclnel Call US Kenoshal North:""'" 3945 Ene St. o North; 1070 2136 Washington Cenlral;U41laa 1100Wasl'li~onAve. West: 17 4919 60th Street South. 1M •• 1 2308 Lathrop South: tu-1222 8028 2200 Ave. The Rangers have a busy weekend coming up, with the Wheaton Invite on Friday and saturday. Approximately 30 teams will vie for honors, with the Rangers looking to contend with defending cnampion Drake University for team honors. Next Wednes· day, Parkslde will close out their regular season with a home dual meet against Mar· quette. Parkslde leads the serles with the Warriors 11-4. but Marquette has one of Ila finest squads ever. Match time begins at 7:00 p.m, In the Ranger Sports Complex. OPEN FOR LUNCH DAILY AT 11:00 A.M. -Sun .•Thurs. - 11am-12am Fn. & sat. - 11am-12am •()pen Mon .Thu.S 11am· , am Lem's line... Sooners soon to reign again Missouri at Oklahoma, 2-10·89 A battle of Big Eight titans comes. aUve tonight third ranked Missouri ('-0 In the conference) tra~ soonervllle to take on sixth-ranked Oklahoma, wholraI1: the Tigers by a game at 5-1. . Derrick Chlevous turned In his Tiger Paws after year to join the NBA's Rockets. but coach Norm s~ squad has more than filled the gap that ChleVOUs~ Senior guard Byron Irvin, last year's leading : scorer, has recovered from an off-seaaon knee 1nJui,.... lead them to a 20-3 record. Missouri became the 10 NCAA team to reach the 20·wln plateau this season ::: their 73-68 win over Kansas State. Gary Leonard ~ latest to fill the scoring gap, hitting for 22 against K.llta~ others who have stepped forward: Doug Slllltb 'IlIIa threw his 6'10' frame Into the front line last year f~r11.1 points and 6.6 rebounds per contest as a frosh, 8Il41bi year's freshman addition Anthony (Potato) Peeler ba given Missouri the team concept they lacked last Y8&r~ suffering their usual premature exit from the Big DllIlet, The Sooners return oniy two players from last year. starting five. It just so happens that the two cOll1b~. average 31i.7points and 12.7 rebounds per game. Tblan,. namlc Duo of stacey "Sky" KI1lg and Damon "JlooMioo Blalock has led the Sooners to a 19-3 mark and a biW. one-week stint at the Number One spot In the naUiali ranklngs. Tony "the Hawk" Martin has emerged.!8 .". feet compliment to King In the front court, while '!.'eft'Iiilt "T.Love" Mullins' play at off-guard has allOWed~ to concentrate on I'\JIl$g O.K.'s offensive machllie (I you can consider that a one-man job). The winner of this .game will not oniy have the track on the Big Eight title, but look for them to take the number one spot when G·Town loses sometlm8 next two weeks. Billy Tubbs won't get his wish of Loyola-Marymount to the 100·polnt.half mark In but he's got too many horses for Missouri to home. O.K. could afford to shoot as low as to% game. because they'll own the glass and the floor one. Lem's Une: Oklahoma 1M. MIssourI. two three-game b1oellr,. block against a .. school with a ~ points being a.w~ij victor. Parkslde squarel\:I the home team kee In the first b this didn't seell1to __ Rangers as they .. points. In the seconi" the team bowled" Platteville who also 11'-' tim to the Rangen.,l'Jl side routed for 21polIIII. Although the poiJlt were of great sl~ the teams' chance. llR'& ference title thiS ., longed to P~~~ Lemmermann. Lem UIlI" 603 In the first biodl,p1 It not been for a 1ft,III rles would have~" standing. But he • finished thereBStj of the blocks faSt and followed with not been for a with coach Jeff series would -have:tillt' but Lem s~ after a slOWs~~ and a 681serieB•..- conference thIS ..... Captain John IIItIt'J fired a 617on the ~~ Ing out the rest of..,. was Dan Sle SchUlz, and MarNext week Rangers take ence title hOpes UW.Plattevllie. • ~et unbeaten in basketball bYMarlo Lemelux Green Division , 118 Hom Dogs 52 ~: H~rnDogs too.k a f1-:e. t lead into the Intermis- ~~ but they couldn't hold :'~e SIW attack In the secd 1la1f. Dave Peterson led ~ with 29 and J. Brown srw d in 18 to raise SIW- ~~rdto 2.0. S. Christensen b&d 21 In a losing effort for ~eHornDogs. . 11IO"'" Come True 69, 1IiID""l lIZ RaJldy YuhaS' 23 points led per to their second Victory ~ the season as they outItOred Hamm's 37-29 In the DD&120 minutes. Ken Gill and Jeolt stulo had 18 apiece for DIe wlMers,while Dan KendIiJISkI andDennis Kaczanow111 had 22 and 20 for I!aIIlm'l. ~ Boss J, Straight Up 0 1forIol1) ~. Oun 59. Hamms 51 llsmm'lluffered their sec. loss of the day, this time RiG who lived off Gary 'I gsme·high 25 points, of whichcame In the sec. haU. Kaczanowskl led m'lwlth 18. . Black DIvision LA Dream Team 106 The Dogs 60 ' b The Dream Team proved to e too much for the Dogs as they scored 58 first-half points In putting the game away early. All five starters scored 18 or more for the Dream Team, led by Jeff Fe?rick's 25 and Jeff Reikow, ski s 22. Steve Moore hit for 22 to lead the Dogs. Busters 64, RWB 62 (OT) Mark Zuckley's 3-point bas. ket wlth 7 seconds remaining put the game Into overtime but RWB fell to the Busters' who held a 32·22 halftime ad: vantaga, in the extra session. Zuckley had 18 to pace RWB while Bill Topp had 16 ami Len Anhold had 14 in a bal. anced Busters' attack. Posse In Effect M, Cavaliers 62 . Posse In Effect blew open a close game by out-scoring the Cavs 49-29 after the tntermtsslon for the easy victory. Rich Snaltynskl, who had 14 In the first half, was held to seven In the second for the Cavs, who couldn't keep pace. Steve LeLonde had 19 in the second half and 28 for the contest to lead all scorers. Dllncarerra had 25 for Posse. AGU-Iwinners advance 8peelal to !be Ranger llte follOWing individuals lave wonCampus Quallflca. IiIIl Tournaments and will "PresentParkslde at the As- "'IaUonOf College Unions • ~matlonal (ACU-l) Re. tIoosi Tournament held at UW·Stoutn Feb. 17-18, 1989. lliehael Moss, a senior In iIET, won the men's pocket ~ tllle by double eltmt- ~thn In a slrong competition lm!o Armand Bonofiglio a .. r In administrative ~an- ,ement. ~j~Murphy, a sophomore ;,0 g In music, beat rge Yee. a freshman in political scinece, in the table tennis division in a series of single elimination games. Louis Prange, a senior In business administration, won the men's recreational bowlIng division, and senior Pat Grady, beat Dave Borntrag-' er, to capture the title in 301 Darts. Borritrager; a junior in business, teamed up with Rob Bado, also a junior in bustness, to capture the men's table soccer division. More than 30 students par· tlcipated In this years ACU-I tournament, held from Jan. 26.29 in the Union Recreation Center. 1M STANDINGS Green Division TEAM W L GB , ~~~~True ~ g Ig Boss 2 1 HomDogs 1 1 ~un&Gun 1 1 St . I ra'ghl Up . 0 2 I~amm's 0 3 t -IIICIUdesfOrfeit SCore of 2-0 In favor of Big BosS I Black Division I Team W L Q!! PF PA ~Dres;r;am 2 0 182 123 SIers 2 0 132 129 CavSSe In EffeCI 1 1 1 151 130 SUers 1 1 1 111 130 8 0 2 2 125 140 .. the Dogs 0 .2 2 106 155 PF PA 177 126 153. 132 137" 167 133 128 117 118 70 86" 179 202 .5 1 1 2 2.5 Ranger Thursday, Feb. 9, 19897 Topper's topper ..• LOUiSVille holds trump cards Louisville at UCLA, 2·11·89 Tim~out. Wait a minute. First, a look at this week's Parkslde Profile. The week's featured athlete Is Brian Gauthier, a junior_from Neenah. Now back to the important storr. Louisville travels 10 Pauley Pavillion on Saturday after. noon for a non-conference call against the UCLA Bruins. The Cardinals, headed by coach Denny "Bread" Crum, enter the contest with a Top 10 ranking and a tenacious full-court press. Dunk 'n' Dish artist LaBradford Smith spearheads a talented and deep bunch with his high·flying alrshow and his uncanny ability to feed the baIl Into the low post. Senior Kenny' 'Window" Payne has finally come out of his scoring shell and has shown Why he was a First Team AA out of high school four years ago. Seven foot, one Inch and 285 pounds are the dimensions of strongman Felton Spencer. The Cards' best player, Pervls ElIIslon, has been recovering from a freak knee injury two weeks ago In the Ohio State game. If he returns at full strength, this one's a blowout. Freshman sensation Don ("I'm not the singer") Mclean and senior point guard (Winnie the) Pooh Richardson (hey, Lewis, I found another better than Corchlannl!) have been the mainstays for first year coach Jim Harrick. If forward Trevor Wilson comes to play, this one could be interesting. Pauley owns the most championship banners, but Cards have been In the Final Four every two years In the SO' •• Topper's Topper: Louisville 82, UCLA 76 Big win for hoops - Hoops, from page 8 there, and the Rangers came away with the four- point win. with a seven- point run to pull out to a 53-46lead. Edwardsville started to his the offensive glass at that point, going on a 12-4 run, which gave them thetr first lead of the contest at 58·57 with 2:41 remaining. The Rangers held the ship together, though, and a Drew Schmldtmann bomb from eandy-Iand put Parkslde back on top with just over a minute remainfng. The Cougar offense remained in Its shell from Schmidtmann led all scorers with 21, including five of eight shooting beyond the arc. Richard Delk had 18 whlle pulling down seven rebounds. The Rangers shot M$ (23 of 43) on the night. and turned the baIl over only nine times. Brown led the Cougars with 20, on seven of 14 shooting, but he couldn't rescue them, as the team shot 48%. The Cougars I record is now 16·6. TUesdays: "south of the Border oay" Margaritas Pina coladas oreamsicles $t.50 open Mon-sat 11 am Sundays 12 noon 330152nd Kenosha, WI 657-4455 Ron's PCace Sarufwiches aruf Cocktails sundays: BlOody Marys 2 for t, 12-4 p.m. For the' game, parkside out-shot the vtsttors. 52 percent to a frigid 31 percent. Carrol1 threw up a total of 33 three pointers, but hit nothing but the floor on a few of them and made 11 for 33 percent. The Rangers on the other han<!~-"2.nnectedon 70 percent by Bill Topp The Parkslde men's basketball squad unleashed a relentess offensive display Jan. 31 and defeated Ute Pioneers of carroll College 88-69. - In what proved to be a very physical game, Carroll, who came in with an offensive average of neariy 90 ppg, were outscored 47-32 in the second half by the Rangers for thetr seventh win of the season. Parkside, playing without injured swtngrnan steve Jerrtck, relled on the Inside effectiveness of Greg Nash and Richard Delk and the threepoint marksmanshlp of Rod Whlttler and Andy Schmidtmann to run away with the win. Nash started the onslaught with three successive otrensive rebounds and a basket to put the Rangers up 8-6. Nash's next possession provided a driving layup through the porous Pioneer defense and a 10-6lead. But a driving layup by carroll's Jamie Walz and subsequent foul on Ron Petty at the 13:34 mark put he visitors up one, 15-14.But Rod Whlttler would answer at the other end. makIng his first three-pointer of the evenln!!",d putting Parkhitting Schmidtmann for one of his specialties, the trifeta. With the Rangers leading 70- 55, a copy Xerox would be proud of was produced by Schmldtmann, hittlng his second three in less than a minute. Whittier closed the snow by canning his thlrd three and increasing the lead . to 20. fore the half. A Delk layup, a Schmidtmann three, and 2 free throws by Nash sent the Rangers into the locker room with a 41-37 lead. Nash's 17 points and Delks 13 proved the difference for the first 20 minutes. Dan Lyons got the Rangers out of the gate early in the second half, nailing two short jumpers to push the lead to 7. With 16:44 left to play, Carroll's only effective big man. 6'6" Greg Evans. was whistled for his fourth foul and got a prime seat next to Pioneer coach David Fink. Nash and Delk roamed the lane freely. collecting uncontested layups and offensive boards. Two drives by Nash and another Delk jumper vaulted the Parkside lead to 12, 56-44. Nash poured in a season high 33 side on top again. The inspired play of Delk, missing recenUy with a vengence. With 9: 56 remaining in the first half, the senior center hit a short jumper after a feed from Schmidtmann to boost the lead to six, 24-18. The scoreboard read 27-19 soon after Whittler's seond long range bomber and the Rangers seemed well on theirway. But two consecutive threepointers by Carroll cut the lead to two. 32-30. Parkside would make the last run be·. Carroll would return. A three-pointer play by guard Joe Jefferson shaved the Rangers lead to 10. But after a Parkside timeout at the 14: 09 mark, the Richard Delk Show hit prime time. Two power dunks, both off of passes from Schmidtmann, were enough to break Carroll's back, if not the backboards and put Parkside up 61-47. A few minutes later, Delk de"I<!.edto return the ~avor, Delk's play has keyed back-to-b~ck wins at home Wrestlers take Eau Claire Invite in latest conquest steve Skarda captured the 150 Ib, tltle, winning three matches before defeating teammate John Karl 3-2, with a penalty point deciding the match in favor of Skarda. The Ranger's fourth title came when Ted Price defeated Chris Campion of UW· Oshkosh 19-8. On his way to the title. Price won major decisions over three opponents. and was selected as the Outstanding Wrestler of the tournament. The four wins raised his season mark to 34-3. and hls career record now stands at 102-25'.PrIce is only the seventh Ranger to reach the 100-winlevel, and the first to do it as a junior. Price also broke the single-season' record of 138takedowns (set by Todd Yde in 1983-84) by recording his 140th in the tornament. Placing second for Parkside was Scott Stephenson at 158 Ibs., losing 8-3 to Brad Simon of Duluth in the finals after winning hIs first three matches. SImon, a two·time NAIA All·Amerlcan, won his thlrd UW-Eau Clair Inv. See Wrestlers, page 6 Indoor Track: Feb. 10th at U 01 Chicago Open (Men) Feb. 11th at Madlson-.,-Golden Track Shoa (W SpecIal to the Ranger The wrestling team upped their dual meet record to 9-2 by dumping UW-Oshkosh 33- 11 on Wednesday. stretching their dual meet string over Wisconsin opponents to 35. The meet served as a warm- -up for the 11th annual UWEau Claire Invitational on Saturday. This was the Ranger's first year of parttctpatlon in the 12-team meet, and they walked away with the team tltle by piacing 6 wrestlers in the finals, coming away with four individual titles. Their first place team score of 83 was 12 better than runner-up St. Cloud State who won the tourney the past two years. Minnesota - Duluth was thlrd with 58, whlle St. John's of MInnesota was fourth with 43. Parkside's first champion in the meet was 126lb. Arthur Demerath, who pinned all three of his opponents, including Dave Schaefer of Duluth in the finals. Demerath was also_th~ runner-up in the voting for the tourney's _.outstanding wrestler award, and - Tim Whiting captured the 142 lb. title was the only wrestler to pin his way through a dIvision, Tim Whlting was the second Ranger champion, wrestllng at 142 Ibs. Whlting best· ed four opponents during the meet. getting a 7-3 victory over Roger SIeve of St. Cloud for the title. raising hls season mark to 29-9. 8angers upset Coug a 39-27lead before vUle scored the fln8[ points of the half to gap. The Cougars their defensive pre the second half 8\ldc the fIrst seven point& even at 39 on a TbIl hat-trick with 18:4& mg. The Cougars grab the lead, Parkside maintained SeeHoops,~ by Jeff Lemmermann The Parkslde Rangers pulled off one of their biggest wins of the season at home on Monday, defeating previously ranked SIU-Edwardsvllle 66- 62. After catching the Cougars asleep from the tip-off, the Rangers opened up a 10-6 lead, establlsl:)ing the slow tempo they needed to win. They held that tempo throughout the half, and~ THE WEEK AHEAD Men's Basketball: Feb. 11th HJlme vs, UW.Mllwaukee--7:30 P.M. Feb. 16th Home vs. Lakeland College--7:30 P.M, Women's Basketball: Feb. 9th Home vs. SI. Joseph--7:00 P.M. Feb. 11th at Lewis University Feb. 14th Home vs. UW.Mllwaukee--5:OO p.m. WreStling: • Feb. 10th at Wheaton Invitational Feb. 15th Home vs. Marquette--7:OO p.M. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 18, February 9, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1989-02-09 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System ACT scores bowling team sexual harassment winter carnival https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/64cfa29282e5ca6148372e4bfedfc702.pdf b1fbfbee84021b04a94f8fb4f28af119 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 17, issue 17 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parkside Sets Diversity goals Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Thursday, Feb. 2,1989 o Vol. XVII, No. 17 ParksidesetsDiversitygoals-- EOC embarks on new program with UAW !111~-effortto meet the De- ~for Diversity obligations sellorth by UW-System last Ap\1l Parkside has released 11\ uiterim report outlining 1---- tIl8 major goals that the eampushopes to achieve with regard to Improving minority etlueatlon.. The goals presented In the -.port reflect both "the man- ilitesset forth In the UW Sys- Imn Design for Divesity ini- 1Ia1lve...(and) the institution- al values tmpltctt in the histo- ry of this campus ... " as slated in the report sum- mary. Included in the objectives 1----- were the establishment of a culturally diverse campus en- vlronment. a multi-cultural L ---' course currlculum, -cultural programming to promote ~ess, and increased re-: eriIltmentand retention goals cover the spectrum of chal- lenges that Parkside Is facing In "...playing its part in the UW System's Design for Di- versity initiative. II According to the report, this represents only the be- ginning In iulfulling Park- side's committment, and re- mains flexible to change as necessary. "We do not regard this plan as final or complete, and we have tried to build into it the capacity to change and adapt. As we look Into the future, we can say with some confidence what we intend to do over the next few years, but our plans for ten years hence are inevi- tably less exact. to Despite the effort required to meet these challenges, the report concludes with an opti- mistic tone: llWe want to take that diversity as our challenge and make it one of our strengths." by Geraldtoe Murawski The Educational Opportu- nity Center (EOC) has re- cently established a program In cooperation with the Union of Auto Workers (UAW) at the Chrysler Cooperation to help the unemployed get Into education. The program proVIdes as- sistance in filling out college appllcatlons, counseling, seminars and career work- shops, and tutoring, accord- Ing to Anthony Brown, direc- tor of EOC. EOC Is not solely representing Parkslde hut Is working in cooperation with Gateway and Carthage. EOC has also set up a pro- gram targeted to encourage high school students to attend college prtmarliy In the Keno- sha and Racine area, with Milwaukee as a secondary area. Brown says their goal Is to reach more than 1,000high school students (Ideally those from low income families and those who would be first gen. eration college students) quaillled for college, and to encourage and inform them of college opportunities. EOC Is providing counsel- ing for the high school stu- dent, workshops on time man- agement and effective study habits, helping them find the college that provides their needs and connecting them with information on college admlltance and financial ald. Brown Is also hoping to Inslf- tute a tutorial service prima- rily In math and science for high school students consider- Ing attending college. Ideally Brown hopes to map out the progress of the students thoughout high school and 11"l",,,,,,,,,,,fll,, 'n, ~\" III Design for DI\'crsity • ,,_ ....._ ...a.- " __ "'1iIww _I,'" • Anthony Bro~n would be there to direct them to a college future. ~.program Is Identical to the Talent Search Program sponsored by the Federal government but it does not in- clude the Southeastern W1s- consln ......... PreaenUy there 18 not funding for the pro- gram 80 eervtcea are being provided by EOC. Brown would like to see vol- unteers or work study stu- dents of Parkslde go to the high schools In the aitemoon. High school students could then Identify with Parkslde through tutuorlal help they would receive. Interested stu- dents should contact Anthony Brown, director of EOC. EOC will also be conducting financial aid workshops to as- stst Parkslde students In fill- ing out financial aid forms and examining options on Feb. 1. 1~,Mar. I, 1~, 29. Apr. 12, and 26, 3 p.m.-4 p.m. In the WLLC ZIt. Call EOC for further information. ll63·2648. (Including revised financial aid policies), among others. These goals are intended to rflifion cap .and drinking age: UC priorities uor violations while your in college. but potential employ- ers could frown upon hiring employees who have liquor arrests on their record. This could seriously hinder a stu- dent from advancing his or her career." Jan. 24 marked the begin-. DIng of the 1989-90Wisconsin legislativelesion. In this ses- BIon,the state legislature will 4sbale many Issues that are. Of concern to the students of tliIs slate. United Council PresidentJim Smith said that amongthe bllls that students are supPOrtinginclude a tui- tion cap at 33 percent of In- eIluClionai costs for UW in stole undergraduates and a' tepeaI of the twenty -one year old drinking age. Smith said IlIathe expects both of these Issues to be a focus of debate by thelegislature. . out as the group to blame Widespread alcohol problems on!' A recent report from the Departments of Transporta- tion and Haith and Human Services show that drunk driving fatalities have gone down in .... a11 categories; t The report also states that rais- ing the drinking age has not acted as a serious ~eter,:ent to drinking among;, Juveniles and young adults. The re- port showed a 20 percent de- crease in arrests for driving under the influence by 18-20 ear-olds from 1984-87 and a ~earlY 300percent Increa~e In arrests for liquor law VIola- tions Over 25,000 people unde~ 21 were arrested for liquor law violations In 1987. "We've ~lked with several law enforcement officials w~o feel that the drinking ale th~ not taken serIously an e is feel that most ofe:':g tll~uor wasted by. proc f tracking violations Inatea.d 0 ald "It I " grntth s . crimina s, any stu- (21) has al~~o~a~~ ~uthOrity dents quest for the law and and respec " those who enforce it. United Council Is looking for "massive" student sup- port for this bill when the legislature begins debating the drinking age. "If students aren't willing to get active and-voice their opinion about the drinking age, II will re- main at twenty-one. We have been the target of blame for a serious societal problem and if we aren't willing to work to get the right to drink back, we will seal our fate with our silence," Smith said. "Stu- dents support tough. drunk driving laws, designated. driver programs and In- creased education and alcohol awareness programs, but we also support the right to drink for adults. The nineteen and twenty year olds of Wisconsin are adults." "Last year. the tuition cap came Within one day of pas- sage," Smith said, •'we hope to have the same bl-partlsan BUpport that We received last 8pr1ng." The cap would tie the cost Of tuition Increases in the UW th -System to percentage of e UW budget that is spent OMnstructingstudents. A repeal of the 21 year-old drinking age Is llkely to stir ~ much .debate In the State Pltol this .session. Smith Bald,"there's no doubt that raiSing the drinking age has ~atsedsome serious questions this state. As students. we are seen as responsible ~noughto go In debt with stu- ent loans, buy property, raise Children, and serve our country. but we were picked The bills (AB-19/SB-19) have bben sent to the Assem· bl Committee on Excise and F:es and the Senate Commit- tee on Labor, Business, Insur- ce Veterans, and Military 'A'ffairs and Is expected to be given a pUbl~Chearing some· time this sprmg. din to Smith, stu- , Accor hog are arrested for dents w. 1 tions risk" severe liquor VIaa ffectsfrom those long ttes~r;tItemay seem like no arres . Ie of liq- big deal to ge~ a coup - - 2 Thursday, Feb. 2, 1989 Ranger lour view The other side of the coin ... Professors rubbing students the wrong way For the two issues previous to this, the Counselor's Oor- ner has dealt with the topic of student behaviors that are inappropriate for the college setting and are therefore counterproductive. There Is a fIIpslde to this topic: the proverbial "other side of the coin," If you will. It can only be a small number of students that has never experienced a semester during which one professor or another (or all of them) did one thing or another (or everything) that somehow had the effect of "rubbing you the wrong way. H Professors are, for the most part, human; they make mistakes and have character flaws as everyone does. Be that as It may. many professors d1splay actions a:n d attitudes that are, to varying degrees, less than eonduarve to the learning environment. The Ranger \1&8, for the past couple weeks, solicited re- apon.ses from you In regards to professor behaviors that, much as the inappropriate 'student activities of the CowI.Ielor's Comer, are unfit for the college setting. The toUowlng are the most common responses. • I.,ecturlng without allowing time for questions. Not only does this prevent tmportant quesllona from being an- swered, It aI80 handicaps the learnlng experience for the students. • Assuming what you know and don't know. Professors are not mind readers. • Talking down to students. I'm the professor, you're the student; I'm the teacher, you are the learner. There w1l1be no line crossing. • Uncourteous behavior to students. • Late to class or not showing up at all. This Is especial- ly lnconvenlent for students who have to drive a great dis- tance to Parkslde. • Exceeding the set class time. For one thing, this is callously unfair to students who may have another class or a job to go to immediately after class. • Not adhering to the syllabus. • Not adhering to office hours. If a professor designates a time when they will be available for students, is it not their responsibility to maintain this schedule? One obstacle to effectively communicating class mate- rial to students may be that most professors are not re- quired to take courses in teaching methods and practi- cum. This Is somewhat of a irony seeing as education majors are required to take this type of coursework. What this means is that most professors learn how to teach on the job. The process of higher education is not perfect by any stretch of the imagination. On the other hand, each semester is culminated with most students knowing more than they did the semester before. It Is true that students and professors are on opposite ends of the learning spectrum (students are receivers, professors are broadcasters), but is this any reason at all for both types of participants in the arena of education not to attempt to better facilitate the learning process? These articles are not run to make a mockery of the higher education experience; Instead. the purpose Is to facilitate a dlalogue on the subject of classroom communication. People, both student and instructor, often do not see their shortcomings. The Ranger hopes that by pub1lshlng class- room hindrances to learning (from both sides of the podi- um) some of these problems can be resolved. ANDI WOULDWANTMY E ~~ER TO HAVE THAT SAM ~ fiobocty ~skeQ..me bUr·· Who says bookstore Burt Reynold's hair line. If you are the student who purchases their books the day before class, because of pro-: crastination or for reasons beyond your control, you know what new book prices· can amount to. The depress- ing aspect of the unavoidable investment is that as soon as two weeks pass, you can count on your books depreci- ating at least 50 percent or more. Don't worry about keeping them free of marks or outlining, because it won't make any difference when it's time to return them. by Curt Sbircel There is a virus infecting every student at Parkside. It could be best described as a cold virus, because it is una- voidable and makes it pres- ence felt twice every semes- ter. The effects of this virus can be treacherous, a child going to sleep hungry, a coid house, candles as the only means of light. What virus could' be so devistating? If there is a name, it would be _FolletBookstore. The ridiculous manipUlation of the students by the FolIet Bookstore is just another ex- ample of how a company monopoloizes a market that is depended on every semester by thousands of people. The students are constantly sub- ject to enormous prices for new or used books, the return rates for used books are even more ridiculous, and, to gaff a netted fish, they lure you to sell your books back to them with a contest as phony as isn't a rip-off? If you are one of the few. the proud, the used book buyers, the insult is just as great. Although you may save a few dollars, what is It that you are actually purchasing? A book cluttered with notes and outlining that. unless dis- continued, will surely be. passed along for years to come. Each year, with the possibility of the book being discontinued, the . return decreases the maximum use of the book. If have been disc come fond of lh the bookstore purchase them- ba Ah yes, the store rip-off (ex my lack of pro the bookstore s has been ignored ministration whlcti posed to be prot best interests of the the same students sponsible for the this University is The issue cannot looked. If this buisness is perm we as students n evaluate exactly that we hope gain at in our quest for and well being. I can only hope Parkside_ a takes action in re issue. BOOkstore manager responds to' story To the Editor: ff" b . We feel we must respond to ~ eca~se it contains many terview m~ for a the article "Students feel ~cc~aCles. the Mil!ion Dollar A book store contest was a rip- ted anger reporter re- Sweepstakes game ques an appointment to in- See Bookstore, EDITORIAL STAFF ~="'.::::::::::::::::::::::.~"= ~ Pacc8golOla .Assl. News Editor Loura _ Entertainment Editor Jen .lemmennann 5pons Editor K9V1nZirke4bach., Copy Editor John Kehoe •................••........... Photo Editor Christine Dejno Asst. Photo Editor Stu Aubner , Advisor BUSINESS STAFF Craig Simpkins CircUlationManager John ~rter Distribution Manager Curt Shirt:eI Business Manager . .GENERALSTAFF David Boyd, M~te Gasl, Abu Hassein, Sharon Krause .. jeff Lewts, .Karen M~KiSSick, Chuck Might, GeraldITl8: Mt:Jr8wskl, Scott Singer, Bill TopperRob Twardy, qanfet V~mn, Yickie Pundsack, Jeff Reddick ~~I:.nd, Mike Picazo, Felix Konklin, Suzann • ~a~~er is writtenandedttedbystudentsofUW-Parkside,whoaresolelyresponsitlleter d y d content.It IS publIShedeveryThursdayduringthe academicyearexceptover ayo. I ~etterstotileeditorwill be acceptedonlyiftheyaretyped dcubte-spaced and 350 ~elgr~p~~:~qbe Sst'9 n ed,wttha telephone numberincludedlorverificationpurposes. NaIIlIS Ra ue . f~m~~e~~eselVes the right to edit letters and refuse_those which are false andlor de· T~~~~~~:'for all 'letters, and classified ads, is Monday at 10 a.rn. for publicatiOn n~1Icorrespondenceshouldbeaddressedto: Ranger,UW.ParksideBox2000.Ke- in~haWI53141.Telephone 414/553-2287 (Editorial)or 414/553-2295 (Advertie- • Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 17, issue 17, February 2, 1989 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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