59 10 1184 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/c21b8fc712beec8b4298b0988286a831.pdf f40af17480004203b48343ec8d5af4cf Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 10 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Nursing program successful Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document • Univ~rsity ofWisconsin--Parkside r:~:::;~.!IIII~~I;lillf,~III:11111111~11~lill:[i[;II:il1111ili~i:llil~l:liwlllllilliilili;~~:i1~!iil.•i.i:.;.if:;.i.;.i.i...• '>· ..'.. . '-'-'-..".-.->:':. Lakota artistcomin ....Thursday, November 8, 1990 Nursing program successful by Dan Chiappetta News Editor Last year. 100% of a1l UW- Parkside students who graduated with an undergraduate nursing degree from UW-Parkside'sIlJW- Milwaukee's Consortial Nursing Program passed the state board exam, according toJoan Wilk.R.N .• Ph.D .• Coordinator of UW- Parksi de/UW· Mil waukee Consortial Nursing Program. "We have an excellent pro- gram," said Wilk.' "It's a unique program." In 1979. UW-Parkside ven- tured with UW-Milwaukee in forming the Consortial Nursing Program. UW-Parkside first of- fered the nursing major in 1981. Since then. 170 UW-Parkside stu- dents have graduated from the program. At this time. 127 UW- Parkside students are enrolled in the program. According to Wilko people misunderstand the way the pro- gram operates because people be- lieve that since it's a venture with UW-Milwaukee it's necessary to take classes at UW-Milwaukee. That's not true. "Students can take all the classes necessary at UW-Parkside to earn the degree. including all clinical work can be done in the Kenosha-Racine area," said Wilko "Everything isoffered here, but the degree is actually confinned by UW-Milwaukee," According to Ann M. Boyle. R.N., M.S., Academic Advisor of UW -Parkside/UW -Mil waukee Consortial Nursing Program. UW- Parkside nursing students are very successful in the program. "Students are very successful infinding meaningful employment career in Health Service," said Boyle. "There are more jobs in the field than qualified people to fill them." According to Wilk, UW- Joan Wilk Parkside began this program to meet the community's needs. "There is a shortage of nurses in Wisconsin. The primary reason for forming a nursing major was to benefit this area," said Wilk. "This is an excellent time to See Nursing, page 7 New satellite dish-placed in use at UW-Parkside said Mark Marlaire, director of "foster campus and business con- Continuing Education. nections. The satellite dish was funded "provide greater diversity of coo- by UW-Parkside's Continuing tinuing education programs. Education Extended Services and "bring various community groups the state extension office in Madi- to the campus. son. "provide staff development op- UW-Parkside's Extended portunities for UW·Parkside fae- Services holds memberships with ulty and staff. the National University Telecon- "developwaystoenrichcurriculum ferencing Network and the Public for graduate and undergraduate Editorial , Page 2 Broadcasting Service/Adult students. PSGA R P 3 " bli eport,....... age Learning Satellite Service. support pu ICservice program- UW-Parkside hasdisplayed its ming for the UW-Parkside service Devil's Advocate Page 3 committed dedication indelivering area Voice ofUW-P Page 4 quality educational programs that G be' G b P 7 will benefit the community and the The following are the five a sa age university by purchasing the sat- major areas that will be focused on Sports .Page 9 ellite dish. concerning conferencing. Prof. Proftle Page 13 band sateilite dish located on f the tellite ·Continuing Education confer- VoLofWeek •.., .Page 14 Tallent Hall. The purpose 0 sa I ences which are purchased and "The satellite dish picks up dish is to: marketed to the public. This Week. , .Page 16 mostsatellitescarryingeducauon~ "suppon the mission of UW- "Staff development programs Classifieds. ,..Page20 programsthroU$f1Qyt.tIJl\Co.::tIJl~\fY..:.:\_.:.;.Par.ks.i.de.· iiiiiiiii===Wh=t·C=h ..are_ed_u.ca.u.·o.n.Or_iss_u_e_on_·_._====::: ----..J anger photo by Kurt oenruss UW.Parkslde Extended Services satellite dish Dan Chiappetta News Editor ~~lier this semester, UW- '~iIIe,l',e\:~iy~ a ,12 foot CIKu ented. "Curriculum enrichment programs which are designed to augment credit course instruction. ·Public service seminars which are See Satellite, page 7 Inside.•• -Ran- g er,-Pag-e2-----L-_::: E :..=d=...:..ito.:.-n-" a_l __ J .... . '.' . NOvemberjJ§ From the desk of another Editor Thefollowing columnoppeared in the October 17 editionofthe _________ ""'!!!'!!!!!!"' __ student newspaper at South Dakota State University, the Collegian. SDSU is located in the great town 0/ Brookings, South Dakota and has an enrollment 0/ over 7.000 students. The column, which was wriuen by Collegian Editor Denise Ross, is titled "Editorial criti- cism defined," Ross's column hits the nail perfectly on the head when she decribes certain problems her paper has been/acing and explains perfect solutions to the many criticisms she has beenfaced with. It is good 10 know that the Ranger is not the only newspaper that pUISin many hours each week, and still receives cruicismfrom students, staff. and faculty. Good job, Denise! SomtOne once said, ''Do not judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes." Thequotation could be adapted by any Collegian section editor to: "Do not judge the Collegian until you have spent a Monday nigbt in our olrlce." When I say Monday night, I mean from mid-Monday arternoon up to press time 2 p.m. Tuesday. That is right, SDSU. While most of you are snuggled between the sheets dreaming dreamy thoughts, six se<:tion editors, an advertising manager, a managing editor, an editor and usually a few ad staff members are working in our basement corner of the Student Union to bring you the next Collegian. Mondays are not a time for sleep. Our motto: "Sleep is for wimps." I share this with you nol to gain sympathy, but 10 explain why it would be unwise to pop in the olrlce on a radom Tuesday morning. People will not get a warm reception. It is nothing personal; butallshould be forewarned that the mere presence of anyone nol of Collegian origin will either cause our stair to glare savagely, grunt and ignore the unforlunate intruder, or worse yet, to laugh sharply at any suggestions of what should be in our next issue. Our stalfrealius the Collegian is not perfect. Perfection is not its purpose, nor our intent. Therefore, any criticism offered will not bruise our egos, which is, I suspect, what some people have tried to llCCOIIIplish.Believe me, you cannot be any harder on us than we are on ourselves. One need only to stop by the olrl"" (preferably not on Tuesday) to see the tacked up version of the last lssue hardy standing because our red marker always leaves every page bleeding profusely. OIcourse, the CoIkgiaD always we kames constructive comments; I have talked with several students ahant covering campus events we have neglected in the past. However, do not confuse constructive commeats with general random Collegian-bashing. Reel free to call our publication anyting you like· we wonId do it to rou-ithout hesitation. Just remember to keep your cruel evaluation private. You n~ver know who might sit behbtd you in sociology class. Denise Ross Continued above Continued from below From the desk of another editor On the otber band, if someone is truly furious ab~ut informa~ or opinions printed on these pages, the best recourse ISa letter l0llle editor. . Storming down to the office and y.elhng at our business mana will get you nowbere (except pOSSibly into Collegian conversatio: downtown establishments). A reader may not agree witb a c~lu,:,n, cart~n or an ediloria!. Tbatis anyone.'s rigllt. But the Collegtan s content is nOllhereadell' d ., n And a reader cannot cbange tbe column once it is in p . ecrsro '. .,. nD~ nor is it likely a reader will cbange a eelumnist s mmdor poinlof,ieo", If the writer took tim! to research a topic, the writer has likel) considered bis tbougbts carefully. It is important to understand the purpose of editorial writing,b is intended to promote an excbange of ideas, to express a PartiCUlar viewpoint and/or to persuade tbe audience. So do not get bent outll . shape if you do not agree witb a columnist. You are nol alwall supposed to. To express your outrage and disgust, a letter is best. Weprintan letters written according to our policy, no mailer how mean and nast) the tone. If someone out there knows in their heart the Collegian isInl) evil and of no wortb-if someone knows a better way to do till!- applications are in tbe office. University-of Wisc;onsin-Parkside .".Ranger Member of the A5sociatedCol1egiate~res~ Subscripuon rate for' one: Yf;lar Is $5.00. Please address aU corresporoenceto: .' Ranger UW-Parkside . Wood Road Box 2000 Kenosha, WI 53141·2000 Ed~orial Office. (414) 553-2287 "'Susines;; Office (41~) 553·2295 Editor-hi-Chief Craig A. 5impl<;in~ .. ''''''' News Edit~.r,'.' :, x' -Business Managfl' Dan Chiappetta •.•. . Kenneth j: Schuh International Edit"r·· Asst. Business Manager Gwen Hellet . . ...... Heather McGee Entertainment Editor .' Advertising Manager Dawn Mailand ..} .•... 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 10, November 8, 1990 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 9 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Student arrested for assault Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document �,- u . . - .nlversity of Wisconsin-Parks ide Thursday, Nove~ber 1, 1990 Student arrested for assault .by Dan Chiappetta News Editor A 21-year-old UW-Parkside male student. who is a resident of UW-Parkside's Residence Hall complex. was arrested on October 26 for Second Degree Sexual As. sault. He was arrested after he admitted his guilt 10 UW-Parkside Campus Police. The individual. who is from Silver Lake. was held without bail in the Kenosha Couoty Jail this pastweekend. He was then released Monday afternoon on a signature bond. He had another court hear- ing yesterday. On October 19. an 18-year- old female. not a UW -Parkside student. who wasconducting a door to door sales presentation at Housing. reponed 10 UW-Parkside Campus Police that she was sexu- ally assaulted at Housing. The victim was invited 10 en- ter an apartment at Housing to conduct her presentation. After completing her presentation. she joined two of the five male indi- viduals in playing cards and drinking beer. She then felt tired and went 10 lie down on one of the male students bed. She later awoke to finding a hnger Pboo. by Kun Gcilfun UW -Parkslde Residence Halls male kissing her face. restraining her. and sexually fondling her. She then reponed this 10 Campus Po- lice. After a week- long investiga- tion by Campus Police. who con- ducted interviews with six male students. the Silver Lake man confessed his guilt by signing a wriuen admission to the Class C felony. "The individual was arrested on Friday at 3:00 prn," stated Dave Ostrowski. Director of Campus Chancellor Kaplan returns from China by Latesha N. Jude News Writer <fflOelober3.1990 eight col- ~\lIlIVersitychancellors went to loa as exchange delegation IeJleseOlativesof the American ~iation of State Colleges and verslbes. The seminar they ~CIP~ted in was called the .,:enlIC Development Seminar. fourmain objectives of the ~ were:tocontinue a process ~ whichAmerican and Chinese ~~ors wouldunderstand issues ~gher education, to explore ~lities between faculty and .... ,~texchange. to explore and """"'P additional avenues be- tween th~ United States and China, and to participate in symposium with Chinese educators." as was stated by the University of WIS- . .. parksl·deChancellor.SheJla consin- Kaplan. . . all The delegation was ongm Y scheduled to meet at the end of Ma 1989. However. after the bru~l massacre of the students 10 Tiananmen Square inJune of 1989. The governments of United States and China suggested that it wasnot . to travel to Chma. a proper ume k Consequently, the delegation tOO I in October 1990. pace 1 also dis- Chancellor Kap an ith the delegation the cussed WI Shelia Kaplan amount of people interested in a country exchange program. Some delegates were concerned about the number of exchange students who have come to American colleges fora year or more and have decided nOI 10 return to their country, but rather decided 10 stay in America. The delegation also discussed the increase in the number of short- term periods of time of student visits and were interested in rees- tablishing the momentum of ex- changes between the United States and China. There are 45. 000 exchange students from China who are pres- See China. Page 4 Police and Public Safety. According to SIeve Mclaughlin. Dean of Student Life. the Silver Lake man has returned to the University. but has been suspended from theResidence Hall complex. HAt this poiat we are con- dueling a separate investigation involving University discipline. He call face up 10 suspension orexput- sion from the University," said Mclaughlin. See Assault, page 4 Inside ... Editorial Page 2 PSGA Report Page 3 Devil's Advocate Page 3 Voice of UW-P Page 4 Vol. of Week Page 5 Sports Page 7 Gabe'sGeb Page 13 Entertainment Page 14' This Week Page 15 C1assifieds Page 16 - Editorial ................... ". .. .., .. , ~-------;:;'::::;:~ Ranger. Page 2 Small Scale Humor by Chris Ingram e Chris Ingram 1990 The untold stOfY of whit .¥.ntu~111 happened to Tarzln From the desk of the Editor Vote. Vote. VOle. Voting is an important right that you as a U.S. citizen have and you should exercise that right LOits fullest extent. So the first thing that should be on your mind on Tuesday November 6. when you wake up after a hectic night of studying. is to go out and vote, Voting actually does have an interesting history behind it. At first, in the United States. the growth of having the right to vote was slow, though it was more rapid than in any other major democracies. The promises of equality contained in the Declaration ofIndependence and the Constitution did not materialize at once. Religious qualifications, often required in colonial times, disappeared shortly after the American Revolution, but property and literacy qualifications continued for a long time. The flfSl breakthrough in America suffrage came in the 1830's, the period of Andrew Jackson's radical democracy based on the equalitarian outlook of the Western frontiersmen, who increasingly asserted themselves in national politics. By 1860, universal suffrage for white males had become an accomplished fact. The 14th and 15th Amendments sought to ensure suffrage for African-American's, but these constitutional provisions were not fully enforced in some states. where poll taxes and literacy tests kept most African-American's from the polls. The 19th Amendment granted voting rights to women, though some states had given women voting rights long before. The 24th Amendment barred the use of a poll tax in federal elections. The Voting Rights Act of 1965 strengthened the hand of African-Americans seeking to register in the South. The 26th Amendment and subsequent legislation granted voting rights to persons 18 years old or older. During the week of October 1-5, The Parkside Student Goverment Association and Student Organization Council sponsored "Political Awareness Week". Committee chairs Chris Daniel, vice-president of PSGA, and Brenda Wilson, vice-president of SOC did a great job organizing this event and both feel it was a total success. But. just like almost any event on the campus, there was minimum participation by the student body. The committee brought in inany political leaders who are vying for office in the November 6 election. They included GovemorTommy Thompson, a Republican, and State Representative Tom Loftus, a Democrat. A new service that was offered to the students, staff, and faculty of OW-Parkside was Voter Registration. They could register to vote in Kenosha, Racine, or Somers. The committee registered 157 people. This was a great idea and the number of panicipants will increase each time it is offenred. On October 17th and 18th, The Parkside Student Governement Association held their Fall elections. Out of approximately 5,500 students only 114 students voted. You would think that since these student candidates were running for positions that represent students at OW -Parkside that more than that would have voted. On the .other hand, you would think that more than three students would run for the nine seats that were open. The thing about this is students are always ready togripe but never want to do anything about it. There are still open senate seats. If you are interested in sticking up for your student rights you can always complete a senate intern project and becomea senator-theback-ctoorapproach. If you wanttosee what their organization is all about, they meet in Communication Arts room 129 on Fridays at 12:00. They are always happy to see new faces. If you care about what is going on in your commurtity and state, get out and vote on November 6. Polls are open from 7am to 8 pm. Rem~bcr, your vote counts just as much as anyone else's. If someone took away your ri~htto vote, you'd be screammg for It back. by Craig SiIq>kiffi league offenders in crimes against humanity. Business (which issup. posed to help our country) is a democratic trademark. Incontras~ a book about corporate irresponsi. bility wouldread like ahorrorstory worse than any Hollywood fright film. Worse, because it's real. As far as legality is concerned, corpo. rate lawyers should be considered felonous scum of the earth, for they are responsible for keeping legal the daily raping of our planet. Another subject whichcannOI be overlooked, are the individuals who make up this motley crewwe call society. Each person playsa part of this sickness production some more than others. Individu: als remain self absorbed in their everyday lives until ugliness takes hold with an inescapable grip.Then he cries for help, of course no one will botherto assist. Sad, buttrue it's the way we are. Incomparison See The Dream, page 6 News Editor Dan Chiappetta IntemationalEdito" Gwen Heller Entertainment Editor Dawn Mailand Sport. Editor Jeff Lemmermarm. Asst. Sports Editors Mike McKowen ' Ted Mcintyre Copy Editor TO<! McCarthy> Layout Edito .. :: S<:otl Binger Secretary Sara Kahl , ••••..•.. J\~~isors:::'.'.'.'/.:-:-, StuartRub~~r .., Jan Nowal< .. ..............•...> •..... . .... ;.; .. ,,',: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger . Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Subscription rate for one year is $5.00. Please address all correspondence to: Ranger' • UW-Parkside Wood Road Box 2000 Kenosha, WI 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414)553-2287 '. Business Office (414)5S3,2295 Editor,i~-CI1i.f CraigA. Simpkins ....••...•• : .•.••...•.... ,.:,.;: . General Sta'ff, . . .' . ..... . .....",:>' >. •... . Donald Andrewski, Gabe Kluka; Jim N~wcb~b,Rufus Thome, David Doherty, Mona Shannon, Lisa Vopal, John Taylor, David Wick,Bill .Hawkins, JeffBro,:"stad, LateshaJude, Kelly McKissick, JeffReddICk, KImberly Tenerelh, Chris Deguire, Susan Lueqkes, Muhammad yusuf , .. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 9, November 1, 1990 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1990-11-01 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System assault boy scouts chancellor sheila kaplan crime parkside student government association (PSGA) rape violence https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/775c5fce2bd034c23eb2d43373d1d7bd.pdf 5750026aae6c8aeea324c623d7a53dc7 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 8 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Woman assaulted at Housing Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University ofWisconsin .....Parkside Woman assaulted atHousing by Dan Chiappetta News Editor An 18year-old female.anon- UW -Parkside student, who was conducting a sales presentation by going door to door at UW- Parkside's Residence Hall com- plex, reported to U\\'·Parkside Campus Police that she was sexu- ally assaulted on October 19,1990. According to Campus Police, the female. who is from Michigan, was invited toenter an apartmentat housing 10conduct her presenta· . tion. After her presentation, she joined two male students, playing cards and drinking beer. According 10Campus Police, after playing cards and drinking beer the female was tired and one of the students told her she could lie down on his bed. A couple of hours later she awoke to fmd a male kissing her face. She told him 10 quit, but he continued. The female was heing restrained by the male who was holding onto her wrists. The male reached under her shirt, fondling her breast and then reached under her skirt and began strokingherinnerthighs,indecenlly touching her. During all this, the UW-Parkside Residence Halls victim told the male 10 stop, but he continued unabashedly. This oc- curred for about ten minutes, and then the male walked out of the bedroom and thevictim wasable 10 leave the apartment The victim reponed the inci- dent to Campus Police at about 6:00 pm after two of the victim's co-workers completed their search for her. Campus Police then began their investigation. See Assault, Page 8 Walteron tour to stimulate voter turnout said Walter. for the last 30 years." Walter graduated from UW· Walter\has his own ways get- W;;:~~J::::;s.::::;;;_ Eau Claire in May 1989 with a ting from campustocampus. "I gel ELECTION . degree in Marketing. He IS pres- rides from students to other cam- enlly living and working in Madi- pusesorldoalilllehitehikingfrom I. '90•. sonasalobbYistforswdents. When campus 10campus. Backpacking Walter's lOurcomes to an end he is the best way to draw attention." wiIlbeworkingon thetuition freeze Walter's backpack states the goal _~~~~~~~~~~~~ campaign. he is trying 10 accomplish: "V~ "If students don't vote, they November 6." aregoing10 letsomebodyelsemake "Historically, students have "If students don't vote, the decisions that affect them that the lowest voter bloc turnout as they are going to let are probably not going 10be what compared to other voting bloc somebodyelsemakethe they want," said Walter. "The 80's groups. although when we do vote, decisions that affect weren't good for smdems, the 90's r we have the highest and most con- them," Lance Walter could be worse or better, depends sistentturno utof all voting groups," on students, if they vote." by Dan Chiappetta News Editor Lance Walter, Legislative Af- fairs Director for United Council, IXlnIinUed his 14 college campus 1Ilur by visiting UW-Parkside on October 18. Walter is conducting a two-week"Get Out The Vote" Illur around the UW -System to entouragestudents to register and '? VOle in all the upcoming elec- lions. "We are trying 10 increase BIlIdentturnout,we've been trying \ Unreported Rapes by Dan Chiappetta News Editor During this week, there have been rumors circulating at UW- Parkside concerning two rape incidents that had occurred this past weekend. Through Ranger See Rapes, Page 8 Insisle••• Editorial Page 2 PSGA Report Page 3 Devil's Advocate Page 3 Coun. Comer Page 4 Gabe's Gab .Page 7 Intemational Page 8 Sports .. Page 9 Prof. Profile Page 15 Vol. ofWeek. Page 16 CJassifieds Page 20 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 8, October 25, 1990 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1990-10-25 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System assault homecoming operation troop support parkside choir parkside student government association (PSGA) rape the writing center voter turnout https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/b5436e6b53710685cdcc7364dd3fe6db.pdf d11682e1021f0b6fcf625eaa282e1da6 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 7 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. UW-Parkside-Soviet exchange Plan Series Number The series number of the original collection. 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According to the agreement, both universities will exchange a few selected faculty members, one instructor and five students once a year. The faculty members will engage in teaching, science reo search, and exchange information on curriculum in the United States and Soviet Union for a three-week period. Parkside students will be able to spend ahouU5· days at the Georgian university. Local transportation, interpreters and tap pay will be furnished by the host institutions. It is an honor for Parkside to be involved with GTI because it is oneofthe largest universities in the Soviet Union; it's not one of the best, though. According to Sheila Kaplan, Parkside chancellor, "It is a channel of international understanding," asquotedin the Kenosha News. The Soviets believe that they can learn from us-not only science and technology but the feel Homeward Bound shelter to close by Dan Chiappetta News Editor Executive Director, Kathy Rippon, The decision to close the facility was a very dificult one." Unless financial commitrnents are received to enable ilSoperation through the remainder of the heating season, the shelter will close, and will not reopen. UW-Parkside student Eric Hall, who 'is the President of UWParkside's communication Club is contributing his service as well as others frOm the club by raising publil( awareness concerning this issue. "This is a valuable service," DUeiDlack of funds, Racine's Homeward Bound Shelter for homelesswomen and chiidren will closeon October 22, 1990 ... This wili leave thirty women and children homeless. "We are extremely concerned aboutthe fate of the many families Cillrentlyresiding at Homeward BOUnd, as well as the dozens of homelessfamilies turned away each month in our community," said said Hall about the Shelter. We need local and political support in putting pressure on people. More can be done. You can voice your support by calling the following numbers: Legislative Hotline 1-800-362-9696 Alderman 4th district Jim Rooney 632-33.54 Racine Mayor 636-9111 County Executive 636-3118 Head of Racine Counly Human Services, Bill Adams 636-367i , Left to right: Chancellor SheilaKaplan, Nodar V. Rostomashvili,Zaira Chkheidze,Teimoraz N.Japaridze,and Yice-ChancellorJohn Stockwell of democracy and American art and literature. Parkside'srelationship with GTI started wben the Racine Theatre Guild Performed in the Georgian Republic last year. As a result, Robert Canary, associatevice-chancellor, wbo is also a member of the Racine Theatre Guild, quickly made connections with GTI. Soon new faces on campus will be seeking friendship and venture into the world of democracy and capitalism. But that won't be all; university officials are eager to enlist other international universiKim Plache oUhe State Assem· bly 634-3948 Homeward Bound Homeless Shelter 633·3235 The shelter opened DIne months and bas served over 268 women.and children. The sbelter provides food, school supplies and clothes. Anyone who is interested in belping the shelter can call at 633·3235. Today at 12:30theCommunication Club will be meeting at Comm. Ant. 137 to address this issue. Anyone is welcomedtojoin. ties in the program. In two years time more programs will bestaned with universities in Nigeria. Southem Italy,SoudI America, and theCaribbean. StoekweIl feels that it will "Broaden our vision and internationalize our curriculum." However,someoftltestudenlS at Parkside are not al1that positive aboottheexchange. A 15-dayslay is simply notenough time to understand a totally different society. Besides, three weeks out of a year for research and information to be exchanged isjustas weak an intitale as one pending. Inside ... EditoriaL .Page 2 PSGA Report, Page 3 Devil's Advocate ...Page 3 Voice ofUW-P .•...Page 4 Gabe's Gab .Page 6 Coun. Comer Page 8 Sports. .Page 9 International .Page 13 EntertainmenL .Page 14 Oassifieds. .Page 20 ~ •••• ;0 ..... ...- , . .. ~. , . - October IQ§ -RaDaer-.Page-2-----.----~~E~d~it~o~ri~al.--} From the desk of the Editor Afterhavingreadabooktil1edTheCOnlenw!OwCharacter:ANew Vision of Race in America, which was a collection of ten essays by Dr. Shelby Steele, and a recent story in The Chronicle Of Higher Education, by a few thoughts ran through my mind. First of all, Dr. Steele made some Craig excellent points in his book. He stated that black students in college today • • are more likely to blame their problems on racism than he was as a black Slmpkms youth attending a segregated Chicago grade school in the 1950's. He goes on to say that by exaggerating theexrentto which they are actually victims of racism, black students grow up mistakenly viewing opportunity as something owed to them rather than something to be seized. Mr. Steele extols the virtues of self-help and personal responsibility as the best ways for blacks to succeed in the American mainstream. While racism and discrimination continue to exist, the prevailing black identity is often a greater obstacle to black progress. The identity is so tied to white racism and black victimization that itoftens inhibits blacks from taking advantage of opportunities America is now offering. The Ranger has recently been put between a rock and a hard place several times. Every week, staff members submit several stories, and students submit severalleuers to the editor for that week's newspaper, hoping that their stories or letters will be published. The Ranger has encouraged the submission of both, only to find itself in a situation were there's more copy than space. Most editors would love to be in this position. Well, a problem may arise wben astudent of color doesn't have their copy published. Usually, before asking, "why?", they assume that it is because they are a student of color that their story or letter wasn't published. We base placement of copy in the paper on two measures. First of all, a timely story will go in beforean untimely one. SeCond1y, students who write shon leuers to the editor or submit one for the first time will have priority over students who tum them in on a regular basis. I was approached by a student of color last week who requested to have his own column in the Ranger. I W85101dby !lOIDefaculty members a few weeks ago that ifwe have ooemore columnist in the paper, it will stan looking lite a literary guide. 1berefore, I had 10turn down this student' s request, who, by the way has been the fourth person I have turned down wbo wanted to write their own column. Does turning downa student of color mean I'm racist? Idon't think so. . .' Along the same lines, inquiries have been made recently about why their was more security at a function in which students of color were in the majority than at an event where non-minority students were in the majority. The campus police responded that they simply scheduled enough security for the number of people expected to attend each event, The 1990-91 editorial slllff of the Ranger is committed to fair representation of people of color on its staff and in the stories it prints. We believe we're living up to thatcornmitment and hope this editorial helps put things in perspective. Steele ends the foreward of his book with o~e statement; I will end this editorial with the same one and would like to see some dialog on campus about Steele's views: "Black people worry too much about white people. I think they make them too omnipotent in their mind." Letters to the Editor In a previous Ranger, an article discussed a project oncampus to include material on women of color in the curriculum. As a woman of color, I can't stress enough the imponance of changmg the curriculum to include women of color. This imponant step towards a better education will enlighten all races to a fuller understanding of today's society. I~eel it is very imponant for the women .of color, and also the men of color, 10understand where they bavebeen in the past in order to know where they areheadedin the future. People of color have been. blinded throughout their younger school days to what it meant to be aperson of color in today's society. They were taught they should get an education and a good job, but that isn 'talways the real story if you are a person of color. Our education was based on a traditional belief,:tIu!t was thewhite maieview . of the world. This view shielded mine and man Ie of color's knowledgeofwhattheirracernean to them and it still kept them I slaved, but this time mentallyenthe white world's way O[thou; 11 IS about ume for the universitiea throughout the north to get it fO, gether and add this pan of !he curriculum toOUfeducationai8lllll, Some umversities intheSoutb have always included malerial about women of color inthe~bas' educational knowledge. It ~~ shame that this knowledge washeid back from us for SO long, andI1O'lI it's just being offered in universi. ties. How about our ehil~ Hopefully ~lIIe day the studies01 people of color will also be l1lidressed to the indiyidualatanetlly stage ofleaming anddeveloPl1lell, and therefore, when they reachdie college level of learning theirbeliefs and knowledge will be less racist Yes, this is another slep Illwards freedom for the races 01 color. Maybe DOW the "Dream' continued on 4 ·i~~i~~r§itYC.~fWi§¢~)~siI\-parkside )i.·c•..;\,)·,·.·.··c ••"<~~gger .c···.·'.<•• ;.c'·« c.M~;"I>e;:~flhe.A.SlioCii1lecl Collegiate Press StibsCiiP!ion r8te fcir one year ;s$5:oo. Please address all CClI1llSpondonce til: 'Ranger UW-Parkside . Wood Road Box 2000 Kenosha, WI C53141·2000 ; ..> Ed"<iriaIOlfi~(414 )553-2287 ••.Busine~ 9f'i<;~(414) 553'2295 ~a~ 0 The Devil's Advocate pinion ~ Any question has a logi:cal answer by Donald R. Andrewski Sincethe beginning of the semesterIhave asked a lot of questions.Some were-asked in all seriousness;others were rhetorical, intended forcomedic effect. Other people have also asked a lot of questionsor made statements that fall intoboth of these categories. Inihisissue,lwish to address these questionsfrom the perspective of tbeDevil'sAdvocate. Questionl: "Why is it when a younguuvenile) brother pulls out a fewhundred dollars he's selling . drugs?" Answer: When someone is holdinga wad of money,'] don't think of drug money because its none of my business 'how that pUsangot that money. So I don't care. Realistically speaking, I'm havinga hard time remembering a limewhen I had a few hundred dollars cash in my hand at anyone moment. So if a young juvenile flashes·aroll of dough big enough to choke a horse, I am keenly interested in taking over his paper route or job at McDonald's! But drugs? Naaaah! Question 2: "If a carload of black men were to ride through the suburbs the neighbors would become hysterical," Answer: Neighborsareprone to watch out for each other., and that includes being suspicious about anyone that thpy do not know. I have driven through the "burbs" with a carload of my buddies and were also 'viewed with suspicion by the neighbors. A phone call later, and the police are there to escort us to the burb limits. So it's not just a "black" thing. Question 3: "And what about when a black wants a new car; the dealer 'always offers a Cadillac." Here's a hint. First of all, when a person wants a new car and waltzes into a Cadillac dealership, the salesperson would be hard pressed to sell that person a Yugo! Secondly, a salesperson makes his! her wages by selling cars. The more expensive the car, the larger their commission check. Simpleas that! Now which car would the salesperson be wise to offer? The next set of questions stems from-au article printed in.tne UWMPost Ianswerthemherebecause I believe these questions are relevant to students of UW-P .. Question 4: "How can the Post claim to support free speech and you can't say #@*&%"?(The writer made several references to maternally incestuous people and the actions in which they engage.) I hear this question a lot. Really now, we are college students, not some sophomoric pottymouthed punks hiding behind the schoolhouse. Most of us outgrew this stage decades ago, and it's unfortunate that people still consider this as a viable means of communication. 'Nuff said! Question 5: "Why does the Post accept advertising for the terrorist organization, the U.S. Army, whose only function is to prop up Arab Dictatorships?" Paradoxical, is it not? This person has the freedom to say this, courtesy of the U.S. Army that lost a lot of personnel defending the nation and the constitution that ensures that right. I saw a sign that said it all: "To those who fought for it, freedom has a taste the protected will never know". Question 6: "Why do they (U.S. Army) support the fascist Range.:, P.a2e 3 South African government in its aggression against the anti-apartheid forces in Angola?" I doubt that this individual really knows the whole story·about Angola. His question soundslike a verbatim parrotting of Marxist literature. Here's a historical review. In 1979 (how old were you then?) the Portugese government granted independence to Angola, a former colony. Jonas Savimbi, the black leader of a rebel group fighting for independence, was elected as president in the only free election in Angolan history. True to form, the Soviets and their puppet terrorist stormtroops from Cuba joined up with the Marxist MPLA, still tasting sour grapes from having lost theelection. These gangsters seized power, driving Savimbiand his people into the jungle. For the past decade, Savimbi has fought to regain the leadership of Angola thatrighlfully belongs to him by the mandate of the people. To date, his forces now control over a third of the country. Angola has been a gold mine for Fidel. Cuba makes several million dollars per year renting out its troops to prop up the morally and fmancial1y bankrupt puppetregime in Angola. In response to criticism of his capitalistic mercenary behavior ,comrade Fidel has histroopS take Angolan citizenship so that he can sleep with a clear conscience by saying therearenoCuban troopS there. The fact that these troopS are still born,raised, trained, equipped, and shipped front CUbameans little to him and those that support him. Sadly enough, a lot of people are turning on Savimbi and his legally elected government simply because Nelson Mandela went on record in favor of his buddy Fidel. So answer my questions; Arab dictatorships? U.S. Army terrorists? Is the writer opposed 10 terrorists and dictatorships, or only those that do not agree with him? When is a dictatorship not a dictatorship? When is terraism not terrorism? Do you really believe in freedom of speech? Where was your defense for racists and sexists? Whether you like it or not, the system either works for all, or it doesn't workatal\! Ifyou disagree, gotaiktocomradeFidel. You'llbe on a boat to Angola faster than you can shake an AK-47. Funny thing is, you won't have a choice or anything to say about it Now let's talk about freedom! Parkside Student Government Association Why weren't you there? by George Yee PSGA Senator Political Awareness Week, October1-5 went very well, consideringthat there was a major lack of student participation and supJlOrt, The two candidates running inthegovernor'sraceeven attended. State Representative Tom Loftus washere and gave a speech on his platform. Governor Tommy Thompson was here but on a differentmatter, however he did walk the halls and said "hi" to some of thestudents. It 'stoo bad that only a handful of studen\S actually attended the events. This just shows' how unimportant our public officials are to the public. It'S only whenthey do something illegal or PBssmore taxes that we care. ThePoliticai Awareness Week attracted many local and state poIitical leaders: Mayor Patrick Moran from .Kenosha, Mayor N. Owen Davis from Racine, Senator Joseph Strohl and his opponent George Petak, Representative James Ladwig and his opponent Robert Beezat, just to name a few. Oneof our own teachers from OWParkside, Barbara AspinwallGittings, spoke'l?n the tWO-party system and the differences between them. . There are two reason why the Political Awareness Week was a success: I. Chris Daniel, VicePresident of PSGA. 2. Brenda Wilson, Vice-President of SOC. They dida great job in getting allof these politicians together and organizing the events. It'S quite an accomplishment..and I congratulate them forall theirtire-sOme work and efforts. James Caspers a~d Darnell Jones were also a major help to the committee, and a thanks to all the volunteers that helped sign people up for voter registration. The lack of attendance by the student body did not create a good image for UW -parkside, and I feel embarraSsed when only five people show up to an event. Events like this are for the benefit of the students; achieving knowledge ismore than just read~ng books; you must be involved to gain experience and knowledge. There are a few more things to do in college than reading, studying and partying. The Political Awareness Week overall was a success, but the low point was the lack of student involvement. It'S too bad, becaUse events like this don't happeD every week, and you have no right to complain that you were not given the opportUnity to participate. Senate meeting minutes OCTOBER 12, 1990 Roll call Senators: EJensen, JJensen, T.Jensen, Jude(L), Olson, Riccio(U), Rosier, Sikora, Yee, Nephew, Lindblom Executive Branch: Bill Homer, Chris Daniel, Maggie Frymire Motion Sikora/Lindblom 10112/90 : I To approve the minutes of the previous meeting. Passes S.(}.() Report of the President (Homer) -President dissatisfied with the progress of the Election Committee. Report of the Vicc.-President (Daniel) MotionJudeJ()lson 10/12/90:2 To approve the allocation of $346.55 for the U.C. trip in Madison. -$155.75 for food -$16.00 for car rental -$52.80 for mileage -$122.00 for two hote1 rooms PassesS-G-1 Report of the President of ProTempore (Nephew) -Informed the senate that he is not running for this position next term. Report of United Council -Minority Actions Council (Written report) Committee meetings for the following week: -SUFAC:Fri. 3:00 pm in Union 209 -Committee 011 Teaching: 101181 90 at 9:30 am in Moln 0131 -Committee on Campus Envir: 101 19/90 at 9:00 am in Moln D 131 New Business: -Motion JJensen/Sikora 10112,190 :3 To make a lost and found box located in the PSGA office. <Division Called> Fails 4-3-3 -Motion T Jensen/Sikora 10/12,190 :4 To Suspend the Rules. <Division Called> Fails 5-5-1 Motion EJensenlRosier 10112,190 :5 To adjourn the meeting. Passes I().O'O Adjourned ': "---Op=---=-lDlO --:-0o-n-:----} ()Clllber1a.1~ ii;i;. ~, .. C4 =======1 l "Do you think you can ~v?~,in oice of the condition youare l~.. . Week students participated In an experi• .d (During BACCHUS Alcohol Awareness used t~ check their alcoh~llevel) Parksi e ment in which a breathalyzer was Greg Liegel 5 beers in less than 30 minu , . Blood alcohol at m Ted McIntyre 5 beers in less than 30 minutes Blood alcohol at .07% "No, I never drink and drive. " .1 "Yes, I could makeu" Debra DeVoyst Less than 2 beers in 30 minutes Blood alcohol at ,05 "I consider myself unable to drive. I don't consider driving in these conditions." Diane Jensen 2 beers in less than 30 minutes. Blood alcohol at .01 "No, I've had enough to the point where I wouldn't trust myself to drive. " Editorial Policy spaced, and 350 words or less. All Letters to the editor 1eUers must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withbeld upon request The Ranger reserves the right lOeditlettasandtefusethosewhich ate false and/or defamatory. Deadline for a111eUers and classified ads is Monday 8110an for publication on ThUrsday. zalion Council sponsoredtided "Political Awareness Week 19911," There were events ranging !loD listening 10 political figures,such as Senator Joseph Strohl, Rep!l" sentative Peter Barca, MayOll Owen Davies (Racine) and Pl , Moran (Kenosha) and odlers. ~l voterregisl1ationdrive.11l~d have been an excellentoJl!lOlUlitY to express oneself to dtose wIo make the rules and reguWiOBS ~ which we as citizens mustabideTo alleviate any doubl,llIllll add that my complaint is notllliY .directed toward SludelllS,buI W facultyandstaffperSOllsonca:: yet, Irecall the auendallCe 0 one staffperson 10the ev~~ . Does this lack ofparue~ signify diat the facultY~~I students of UW~P8fkside '1icS. negative percepuon of poIi _ this great democratIC couOIlY which we live? W~lweas::: as people li~1Dg In dll;feetilli1 society,be able to ~~ change or improve the ~ ills of society by no ",, ,see LetW-s, . Continued from page 2 will continue 10 move toward becoming a reality. Maybe now the real meaning of "Free at last, free at last, thank God almighty, I'm free at last" will become a goal for aU races to achieve. A curriculum to includewomenofcolpr ... huh,weU, maybe thete is hope for the future women and men of color. Terri Lambert·Jones roofing tar. Speaking of roofing tar, have you tried working out at the gym this week? If you can ,make it longer than.thirty minutes without becoming nauseated and dizzy, congratulations! With all this, we get defensive when other institutions say that we're assbackwards around here. Ifthe shoe fits ... Published every Thursday duriD& dle ........... ic year, the Ranger does IlOI pubIisb duriDg breaks or holidays. TheRupr ispublisbM solely by the studenl! ofUW -Parkside, who ate respoosibIe for its edilOria1 policy and COIItenL Leoen 10theediblr wiD ooIy be accepted ifthey ate typed, doubled Curt M. Shircel To the Editor: WhydOpeopleattendeoUege? Besides the obvious reason forattendingcollege such as 10learn and to mature educationally, there is to socialize, to experience that which we all will experience once we're out: of college. One way of experiencing thesocialization that might take place in the real world while'· here in college is by getting invovlved or being vocal, be it as a student leader, member, or spectator. This past week there was a week of events that the UW- 'Parkside Student Govennent As- , sociation and the Student Orl';aniBuying a car? To the Editor:, ' Last week's column written by David Doherty isan absolute and complete lie. Ican't believe what he wrote about the excessive chlorine being added to the pootwhich is going to cost this instibJbJODa lot of money. 1mean nobody could be that stupid as to add that much chlorine, could they? Especially here! We're better than that. This is a fine institution where the professor's lectures have to compete with manar drills, where the most common place to sbJdy has a. wonderful8imosphete thatincludes a temperature warm enough to melt Use our FREE Credit Union Car Facts reference library and pricing service! s...u.rll1l UW-l'IUIaiik ...,,10_ and mMh_ (ii) Tallent Hall- Room 286 ~ 553-2150 9:30-4:00 ~ � .• , •• " " ..... ' 1Ii".·.j .-'J :i , ., If .... - ........ f .. • .. • .. •.• '0" .-,;. ...... - ... ~1~1~ ' '''r ··..~p~t~igQt I Sandra Riese, Director of SlUdem Health Services, examines a student UW-Parkside Student Health Services by Toe! McCarthy Copy Editor StudentHealth Services meets a varietyof needs for students at UniversityofWisconsin-Parkside. Theyare directly involved in bOth activeand promotional campaigns IofOSleroptimumperl"ormanceand maximumhealth for all students. 1'heyare ahealth clinic, and as SUCh,they administer to the needs oflbe injured, provide strep throat screenings,check blood pressure, remove stitches; and practice other firstaid techniques. Though they ~ aseparate entity supported by UFAC funding, yOOy can also ~ students to Southeastern • 'I' IlyPractice Center ,located at allentHall. Southeastern is paid a yearly fee to provide services to students,so much of the time, the' referred service may be free, if ~Channels are used. Though tUdentHealth Services can also ref~r to other hospitals, the services rendered by those organizations are usually billed to the recipient of the service. AcCording to Sandra Riese, Director of Student Health Services, they can dispense over-thecounter medication. offer birth control and family planning information, and will provide contraceptivesforanominalcharge. Birth control pills must be prescribed by a physician. They also offer pregnlll1cy testing. and a treatment and referral service for students suffering from, or suspecting that they have cOntracted, a sexually transmitted disease. CoordiDation of health insurance planS is also conducted by Student Health Services. Special planSareavailabieforinternational students. as well as the more standard format offered to the general studentbody. FormsneeessaJYfor application are available in their office, located in Molinaro D1I5. It is advised that all students have some form of insurance coverage, Whether through parents or family, or by purchaseofan individual policy. . UW-Parkside is attempting to accommodate a growing population of disabled students. This year, we have approximately six students with severe mobility difficulties, as weIl as many slUdentswith other types of disabilities, such as arthritis or dyslexia. SlUdent Health Services helps to provide for transportation arrangements within the school when neeessaJY, and continually tries to assist disabled students hoping to enter the mainstream of campus activitY. Student Health Services also coordinates its activities and services with the counseling staff, Director of Residence Life. and Director of Student.Life to meet psychological needs. as weIl as those of a physical nature. They 'have also nsofed blood drives, Wellness Week, and educational activities, such as National CollegiateAIcoholAwarenessWeek,of which they are a co-sponsor throughout this week. Last year. they initiated a weight loss pr0- gram, and this year, working with Phy. Ed., have assisted in establishinganaerobicsclass. The class is held three days a week from 4:30-5:30 in the Phy. Ed. building. Student Health Services isaIso trying to develop a Peer Educator Program to meet needs of students afflicted with alcohol, drug, and AIDS-related problems. The staff is envisioned to he comprised of students whose other responsibilities will be to help deal with crises of sexuality, rape, and obsessive relationships. Student Health Services also hopes to see the formation of a student advisory group to help them set priorities to more efficiently utilize the services1hey provide and make them more visible to the student lation. Ranier Pboro by Todd Goers Though they had 3,572 contacts wilh students this past year. and dealt with approximately twenty-five percent of the students on campus, Student Health Services is trying to reach even more students in need of help. They presently have two Registered Nursesanda secretary on staff, and are in the process of interviewing prospeclS for the position of Substance Abuse Coordinator. Localed in Molinaro D115. they are open from 8 am-4 :30 pm Monday through Friday, in addition to exIended hours to 6:30 pm on MondayandThwsday. Their telephone number is 553-2366. If you have a heallh-related problem. or if you suspect a problem may exist, don't hesitate to contact SlIIdent Health Services. They're ready and willing to I!elp you to have the most healthful. positive experience possible at. UW-Parkside. ~~:: r Opinion Procrastination and the one-eyed monster in my living room . <' made Iwas outside that has a permanent plac . 51Udeat? WeD. Mr. I'D-do-it-!O- procraslinate with a Capital "P". blue roam It ~ . Hi . e m my monow,lDmOC'JOW'sbere!(ietyouf andanexclamationpoinLIsUppose· scientifically studymg the.aerod~- heart, d soodcour~~e.ren~uy,andaIl tuekus in mocion before a grade they wake up andsay,''Today,l'm namicpropertiesofthenelghbo~ s aroun. g cluzenshipmadellle bootchcws itom" WeU.lhaven't goingtoProcrastinare! Honey,caD garage shingles. It had to be pam- w?rshIPtJ.te~undthatheWaiked. been Iislening 10 my belIer jodg_ the chauffeur and have him fire up fully obvious to my paren~ that HIS true idenuty ,;as millionaire ment,and IlOWmy life resembles a the jet boat," Unfortunarely. the they.needed to do somethl?g 10 B.ruceWayne,butlllaiwaysknow bid movie version of "Sampson rest of us cannot afford to pro- waste my time less destrucuvely. hlmasBaun~n.Man,dldllovelhat and Delilah". The coliseum is crastinare with class, and we are So, they plunked me down in front show.Whenltwas40'c1ock,th~ currently aashing about my head. forced to indulge in Ielevision. ofthebrainsuckingboxin the front was only one place you couldfind Most people understand that Television. Yuck. Just the thought room. Big mistake. I marvelled at me, glued!O the boob-tuhe. Batman Tick-Tocl<, Mr. KInta! Tick- t/lereisanantowastingtime.How of the wordconjl!fe8 up images of the life of Mike and carol B~dy, was the King of the UHF airwaves Tock! Tunes-a-wastin. and your developed your an is, is dependent Gopher on the "Love Boat". - and their six very groovy kids. I from 4 until 5:30. I still lovelhat walChin' football! Tsltl TsIt! Tsk! on how much money you have. I'll be the first to admit ~t I expounded on the phllOso~hy of show to~hls day.1understand Why. Procrastination is like a snake, People like Sam Johnson, of S.C. am a child of the T.V. My parental the Three Stooges. and the Wisdom I like this show so much. It's be· If you're not careful, it will bite Johnson Wax, are probably the units used it very effectively to ofSpanky. Darla and Alfalfa. I was cause Ba.unan was the Leonardo you. Yes folks, it's that timeof year Picassos of procrastination. They calm the young beast that was into awed by the wit of th~ Monkees. Da Vmc~ of Procrastination. He again! It's the time when time canaff~dthingslikeboats,planes, everything in the house. I can't say and every other contrivance t~t had all this co.o l stuffthatheOOUld catches up. 'The time when old and their own golf course. Obvi- that Iblame them. When I wasn't the screen writers came up With. run around With, but, since he was Father Tune walks up and bonks ously, this doesn't mean that they throwing entire cans of Sani-F!ush While I might forget the rest in millionaire Bruce Wayne,hedidn't you on the bean with a large ham- wasre their time; it just means that into the lOilettocheck out the neat time, there is one boyhood hero See Gabe's Gab a mer, and says, "Hey, Stupid. Yes, they have some nice tools for ,p ge7 ~i':::~=~=I",~",:=I:.;~:.:m~::;:=on:::~=:.:.::::::,~::he='::l~~::.--,~!::o~;.::~i~:~~g~r~~i:~f~~::::::r~t~~:~~hi~d~~::..~~ge~ly!.~~·~:~:~ Daymare .., ········c. "'ii·C;.·~·Aii BUY -5 ELL -TRA D E For~/~u:;is~:'~; w~~ere,asSiglledt6i~~~;'S~li-~ei~~~e;;~~~~i~~~~ld~;~~~II.I hadput ?ff reading the essay until very late one night, Beforelbegan, I Pllg;~dthrtlugh the !Daterial to get an ideaof NEW & USED SPORTS EQUIPMENT Its length and how sore my back and neck were going to be afterabsorbingthetext. .. Afrerpaging through th~ essay, I determined thatl would mosllikelyfall asleep to awake with backwards black pnnt tr3?sferred to myfaceand forehead. However, I began toc(ll1ce~lnlte on the multitude of tinylellers that were stanng back at m~~ ... ..... ... ......\ ... .....Well, throughthe~ssaY,Ueu.nd that I was stillinterestedin the'ti,iith~thad ~n written over a century ago. I was completely Immersed 10 what Emersonhad wntten. He.was telling me 10 ignore society and be a complete mdlVldual".He S31dthat what other people think dqesn'lmatter andJhat I should do what I want Ana II people nusun<lerstand me,that's oleay. . . . . ... . ...... .... .. .. The next [];J'yIwent II>Eng;lish claSs and found my professor's lectUre Intensely interesting as he delved 1OtoEmerso? s essay. At that time Iexamined my life and foundthat Iwasn'.t happy or satisfied. I decided 10 take drasuc measures 10 remedy my situation. . I rush~ inin the Studenl RecordsOffice and quickly filled out anad\l!drop form. Ihanded the slipto the woman be~md the coun~rands~~T~gy~ ~l:>f !Dyclas~fronnnYS<ihedule. A sense of freedom swept i through ~e.;IexP'7~}tlRJlellc9Tfl:>rt1pg;R!i~@J~ling,\V!tenirl· U1ith .it.waSactuaIly frightening . to'~ ~~t'a~ehaIj~ay;~~?g;~!.~clclrfl!a;~&!iVfltlliBa~I~?mg·~~%r?'*?t~~PI~'!lYOffreetime i •....,....••.•...... ted, di~ntI.,I'o'fasJ~ 'o'fliJitlj~~gp;orOf~~Jl\i!!lZatlon; lwguldhil"eto get a 'ob! ~T~._.l_I(\if I started calling around looki·· ~ .··k/· ~eWJ!taaIready reallZed,I had.to getaJob. an ad in the pa.·.per.····fro...· m·.a·..···...•. .nn.··.··.···.· •..·-.· ..·.··.·.·.' .. ·.•· .•.8g;..'ood'. O . ..e ..,,,.~ng g .f.s'!;o.r.. store . J".•...•.. l)e;lI' u.Jl..di..m)lhouseld .·d·d >... ·.dri...•.;t~~y~.an.••·...Yl~c~:;j;he ;;~~.iii.iY.l.~aS.d.e;;p;,l'ate.1 ,. ,saw The few moments thatl·····.···· .t!.tfu\ ......••. ,...................•........ ;.>.~!,~.tqrun m.and.grabanappbcanon. own ageimd·old~r wortd~~~~~Sil~k&~I;~'WR6I;~t~~e?~~B1i,ryJjii ••W~T09'i)ISli'" pe,oplemy freedom, no sense of bliss' what lsa·...."tilfit' ..•••.......~PWtR~~hPfth~lf facesil saw no uace of .we are ts refleded fremont ..,i~ffl:)T~~~!WII~~.":or~!!~!Ichailgedlmmensel)l>Hesatd ::'$:!~£~~~it1ta~~.: thaIwho to~dft!~6,~~~oujd ~~~i\~~K'¥ihi'ii~kbr~~i!i!r~tP~~fl1'¥·'i?§§~~.l:>Tlh~~P!~*e~;;d;untel. He Afrer saymg gOpd,bye; [bungihiili;tI~!1 mad~iji¢nght!leclSlon, .. ..'.... ?~~~#.A~: by Gabe Kluka BASEBALL BASKETBALL FOOTBALL SOCCER HOCKEY TENNIS GOLF VOLLEYBALL BOWLING FISHING SKATING CAMPING SKIING BIKES } October 18,I~ 8020 Durand Ave. (Comer ofHWY.ll & Willow Rd.) Phone: 886-4949 .. � 18,1990 • OpinIon''': H -.~ - ] -=RaD=ger=,Page~7 co~munity members nutritionally insecure !low many. nmes ~ave. ~ou yourpangsofhunger. ~oundseasy people find themselves just barely simple enough. Next lime you run in each of Parkside's buildings. iived !hisscenano? You re sunng enough, but for a gr.ow~n~number able to cover shelter and utility toyour local storetoeureamunchie They are for FOOD ONLY please ~claSSlIIldyouhearalo~rumble o!ourlocalpopulauontllSnolthat expenses. The result of this is auack, pick up a non-perishable usethemassuch,thankyou.~get COU!iPgfrom yourabdommal area. slmt>le.. ". . usually foregoing a meal or two a item to donare or forego a soda off your cans and bring them in! YllJIfaceturnS red and you find . While the cost of.Iiving has day in order to try to feed their occasionally and buy a can good Sara J:.emmon:I' Walley yourse!flookingat the clock to see Increased, wages have ·not risen children decently. Local foodpan- fora familyinneed. Thismightnot WargoIet, Maggie Frymue. bOWllIuchmoretime.islefto~c1ass proponionally. ~eresultofthisis tries can only do so much because sound like much, but if half of FOOD FOR FAMlLIES COMtillyoucansilencethlsbeasllnSlde the new.wo.rkl~g poor. These this s.ituation is growing at an Parkside's popu~tion did this we MlTrEE of you. hardworking individuals make too alarming rare. could help all~vlare a shameful When class is over you muchtobeeligibleforfoodstamps Right about this time, hope- situationinourlocalcommunities. speedily approachthe nearest cof- and not enough to be able to afford fully you are asking what you can Containers for donated food items lee shop or cafeteria to remedy three square meals daily. These' do to help. The solution seems will be the shopping carts located Gabe's Gab CoI\linued from page 6 bave 1O)VOrk. Hell, he didn't even bare ~ wash his underwear, be- , cause Alfred would do it for him. 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Grea!est demand is for people with biology, chemIstry, math, education and agriculture backgrounds .. Put your degree to work where it will do a world of good, Repser. ~-~~deSNdentUn~n Oct. 18 & 19 (Thurs. & Fri.) 9a.m.-3p.m. Student U~ - Rrn. lBA Oct. 19 <fri.) 12 noon Fr.. Vldeo: lnIo Inle.vlews: U. S. Peace Corps 800-328-8282 by Jim Newcomb that bigotry in any form is disgusting, and that anyone who engages in bigotry should be prepared to suffer the consequences (like a punch in the nose). I also believe that individuals who engage in prejudicial practices are wholly and completely ignorant, and that those individuals should be treated like the idiots they are. Ifurther believe that the state cannot and should not legislate ~orality or our freedom of speech tn any way. This includes banning slurs, because they are also protected under tho. Constitution. Freedom is not all sweetness and light Even freedom has a nasty side to it . Prejudices are destroyed through education and interaction not by making them illegal. ' The strangest part about this whole mess is that itcomesou1of the uw system- traditionalylibel1l with a long record of proteeu.. Individual rights. Now, it seems that they would do awaywith OIl rights altogether. Iunderstand why theyimplemented the rule, but itiss badruJt. If someone is ignorant ofs0mething, you should educatedJelI, not punish them. I do nothOld I soft spot for bigots; aclually',l~ them but I do love my nglt exp~ssion. Iamjust,.,en:: be ignorant as Iam to be ened, aJlJI' Remember, if yOU • someonelOtamperwithyour~ you are allowing theffi~ " . those rights. our, dIIII fragile enough, don t weake'lf#- any further. Or,asihesayt~, "ifit ain't broke, doIl't fIXtl. r ._.--- 1 . ;-~ I SPORTS • SECTlONB THURSDAY, OCfOBER 18, 1990 SECfIONB Rangers keep Judson #10 UW,.Parkside proves rankings by beating # 11 ByJEFFLEMMERMANN Sports Editor The UW -Parkside Rangers, the NAJA's tenth ranked team, made a point for the ballot casters in their 2-1 victory over eleventh- ranked Judson College. Playing on turf which went from yielding to sloppy over the course of the match, the teams played to a scoreless first half. . Senior goalkeeper. Armando Carlo, made the biggest play of the half, stopping aJudson penalty kick at the 44:30 mark to preserve the deadlock. Neitherteam wasable to break the scoring drought until the 35:00 mark in the second half. Nick Herner and Dennis Nerada hooked up to free Jens Hansen for the first goal of the game in what turned into a mud bath by that time. With 29:45 left, UW-Parkside extended its lead, as Chris Ryan converted a penalty kick after Bob Rogers was tripped in the box. That goal proved to be an important one, as Judson went to the offensive. With just under 20 minutes remaining, Carlo's shutout was gone as Sakie Brown converted from the up corner for the Eagles. The Eagle's continued their assault, but Carlo and the Ranger defense was up to the task, holding off Judson and retaining a 2-1 victory . •Armando was sensational in goal today: said coach Rick Kilps. 'We started strong as a team today, but asthe field degenerated, sodid we. Judson isa very good team. Our bigger game experience was a factor today. ",.,,,,,,.,, Carlo's record moved to 7-0, and his six saves .T"''''''''OANGU gave him his second shutout of the year. Mike Ryan helped the Rangers break-up a pass. Paulson ste~~the~~~dis~~~~er!~~nt By TED- MciNTYRE cussed his alternatives," Slated to Whitewater and won its match Asst Sports Editor Dannehl. Paulson stressed that against the Lady Hawks. • Dannehl was very helpful in his Over the weekend, Paulson decision and made clear that his sent a leuer to senior C~Captiain Unexpectedly and in the leave was not a result of interde- Colleen Ryan. Monday, Ryan read middleofthesea8Oll, Terry Paulson partn!ental conflict. the Ieuerto therestofthesquad.lin took a leave of absence from They decided that a leave of it Paulson encouraged the te8JD to Volleyball's head coaching posi- absence was the best possible play hard and recalled some of his uon leavmg his team Witha ilnrd of choice. The next day, Wednesday, more fond memories of the season. its matches yet to playas they.pre- Dannehl met with Assistant Ath· "We were all surprised he pare for post season compeUuon. letic Director and Softball Coach (Paulson) did not give us any indiIn the thick of his eighth year Linda Draft Dannehl asked Draft cation ofit (Ihe leave): said junior as head coach, Paulson cfecided to ifshe wouldtakeoverthecoaching Karen Strobl. give up the restof the season re- spot for Paulson. Draft agreed to Responding to whether or not guesting irnmedlll\r dismissal for coach the team for the remamderof he was surprised by Paulson's ac- , personal reasons. the 90 season on an interim basis. lions, Dannehl answered, "Yes and "I took the leave of absence PriortoWednesday'spractice no. Terry has been doing so much for personal reasons," stated session, Paulson gathered liis tearn lately that 1thought he mIght have Paulson in a phone conversauon. and told them, in private, that he to slow down." "Right now I think the irnponant would no longer be their head "Terry II.robably will not be thing is that. everyone (Paulson, coach. He wished them luck on coming back, said Dannehl. "We athletic admlDlstraUOn, and the their season and told them to work would "like nothing beuer than to team) moves on." hard for the remainder of it "None hire a new full-time coach." TuesdaY October 9, Paulson of us knew why or what happened. New coach Linda Draft will met with Athletic Director V>fayne he just toldJlS he.w~ no! coaching need to quickly learn ber team and Dannehl. He wanted ~. ~scuss anymore, said junior Lara what their strengths and weakwith Dannehl the P9SslblliUes of Nlecku1aofbercoachesunexpected nesses are. Draft was Parkside's his either resigning from the POSI- del'l1!!Ufe. first Volleyball coach in 1977 and tion or laking a leave of absence. Thursday, after one day of left in 82 whenPauJson was hired. defense has ess in Rick Year &~=, 1989 ~;':':.""'~-h...~~ 1988 1987 1986 1985 1984 Win % .783 .571 .708 .619 .667 .636 -------~_.__ .--------------~ --------------------- .669 Totals 156 .692 1990 12 • In place with 20 charity tosses a piece. In the bowling competition, Lemmermann -eased his way to victory with a 180, well below his' average. Lance Schmidt t~ok second with'a 160 and Tremelbng rolled a 159 for third place. . The badminton competition featured a 18 man single elimination tournament with Joel Dutton defeating Ron Bills in the championship match. "This event offered the most intense head.to-head competition of the day," stated Lemmermann, who losn5·13 in the semi-fmals to Dutton. .' , Wessley pl1nWd, passed and ki<:ked his way to first place in the football competition. Wessley punted 64 yards, passed 63 yards and kicked 43 yards for a total for a total ofl70 yards. Lemmermann finished second with 157 yardsand Jim Bezotte placed third with 145. Slippery conditions made this event very interesting, several participants took "diggers" during the evenL The swimming competition saw Wessley capture his second event of the day.· Wessley swam the 50 meter course in 34.91 seconds,betteringMikeRohiandTom Keefer by 2 seconds. Mike Rohl sped around Inner Loop Road in 2:17.33 to easily By LEN ANHOLD By Sports Writer DAVID IXH1UY Col_1st A few weeks.., I wrote about the lack 01 swdeat support at uwPukside athletic events. Well this is Homecoming week at UW -Parl<side IIId this is your cbInce 10prove 10 the athle1eS at school that you really do care. Did lDyolIe IllCIId the voIIey1lll1 game last night against Milwaukee? All ri&Jtt. Even I'U admit that the Homecoming feslivities at UWPukside Ire not the most exciting thing in the world. In fact, try as I did last re-,I have 10admit that I had a hard time geuing inlOthe Homecoming spirit. It would have been a lot easier if more SlUdents seemed inlaesttd. There really are a lot of events going on around school this week. If you are not in the Hoomeoomingspirit ii's your own faulL Hey, it's not too !lie 10 get invo1vedl There is a dIDce Friday night and a soccer game apinIt SL Norben on SatunIay. That's ri&Jtt. Fer tboIe of you that didn'tlalow it,Partside does not have a footNU _. Here, at UW -Partside,the Homecoming game is a _gameplaye8at 1:30 this Saturday. So insteadofsitling around on your bull 011 Saturday, go out 10 the soccer bowl and enjoy a good game. Fer those of you who really want 10 get crazy you can even attend the Fiflb Annual Partside Invitaliona1 at the cross country course before the game. Beth the men's and women's teams will be competing against some of the finest IUIlIlefS in the Midwest and they could really use your support. TIle meet will begin at 12:00 and will end in lime for you toattend die_game. Ulll'oilli~y, the women's voUeybe1I team will be compeling in MiIIIIeI'U this weetend. so if you're a voUey1lll1fan, it looks like you're going IIIhave to make a road trip. If you are not in the mood for that, the least you could do is attend their next lIome game on October 31, at 7:00 illthe Phy. Ed. building. Hom r cmUng at Partside bas the potential to be a lot of fun, but it is only as IIlIICb fun as you make it.I'm sure, withjusta littieeffort you could have a great lime for the rest of this week. If you make the effort, but do not hive a good lime, youca write. letter to the editor next week and rip D1e!!8l= . By MIKE McKOWEN Sports Writer The women's cross COWltry team may be rIDding out how good they can become. UW -Parl<side took their 114 ranking in the NAJA poUs 10 UW-LaCrosse this past weekend to face 25 other teams from the Dakota~s, Iowa, Minnesota and Wisconsin. Jenny Clark and Trieia Breu ran personal bests inthe rU1tand second spots and the third tbru 1eIIthrunnen were aU at their best limes, under their season best, or within 10 seconds of their besL The second place fmisb ran their season record to 74-8. Jenny Clark ended Tricia Breu's stronbold on the III team spot by running her best lime ever. Coach DeWitt knows be bas a lot Jeff Lemmermann dominated the focldof26 and scored 50 out of a possible 60 points to capture the Iitleatthe Istannual UW-Parl<side SuperstarS Competilion. Mike Robl and Scott Wessley paced the rest of the field with 23 and 22 points respectively. Rohl took firsrin one event and Wessley grabbed 1st in two events. Jim Koch, Parl<side's Iatramural direclor and creator of the Superstars contest, was very pleased with the competilion in this the innagural year. "We had 26 participants, which is probaly the most ever that have participated in a one day intramural event at Parkside." Friday's four hour affair saw athletes competing in six of nine events, with the top six finishers in each event receiving points. Ten for the winner, eight for the runnerup, six for third, four for fourth, and two for sixth. The points were then totaled todetermineParkside' s best athletes. Complete results ill Scoreboard Page 3B Jeff Lemmermann began his assault on the field by recording a first place finish in the golfing competition. Three shots were made from 50 yards, with the 6 closest shots by each participam taking home points. Lemmermann placed his Titleist 2 '7" from thepin (he missed the birdie putt) for a 1st place finish, Eric Jorczak dropped his 4' froin the pin for second and Joe Munoz took third, 4'5" away. Lemmermann continued his dominance by nailing 21 out of 25 free throws in the basketball competition. Robert Brielmaier and Keith Casper tied for second place. DeWitt felt his team ran a consistent and even race. The team kept moving up little by little at each of themilemarks. UW·Parksidewent from 124 points at the mile to 106 at the two mile and passed 10 more runners to finish with 96 points. Coach DeWitt is still looking for someone took take a hold on the teams 5th spot and close the gap on the lop 4 which was at :30 seconds . on Saturday. With this big confidence builder behind them they are right on schedule for Natiollals, which" are only 5 weeks away. Potential All-Stars bring deptA, title hopes to Bulls By JIM N'..WfMJ Columnist The Chicago Bulls have begun their pre· season, and they looklitt they j~st might win the NJilA Championship this year. . Wltlt the addition of Cliff Levingston and Dennis Hopson the Bulls have gamed something they have needed for theJast few years,depth, Last year, Bulls starters had to scrape and claw through longer·thall· average p~aying minutes to stay in contenlion. This year, theycan resL Last year, the bench was average atbesL This year, with 2 newporential AlI·Stars on the bench, even Superstar Michael Jordan will get a mo: h deserved rest. What to look for this season: The Bulls new personnel promiserresh legged starters and a "deeper" bench. With the addilion ofLevingslOnWll H~psonalSO comes rebounding, an area the Bulls needed improvementm, Michael Jordan, the Bulls resident super.athelete may be evenm(lC dangerous this year now that he can come off-CO~ for longerstin~,A ~ell rested Jordan could make the difference against the DetrOitpjslOOS m the play-offs. . I , ,~cij,"!: Ifitisn'tobvidus aire3:dy,1 believe theBu1ISwinwin~ diVISIon, thel1'conference, and then the NBA Championship. GoBuiJll STANDINGS' - ~ L Ecr fE UOPP'" I 5 0 1.000 181 I.'D1"'" Team 3 I .750 122 (iiIO)''' Hi. Posse 3 2 .600 125 UOPP"'n 2 2 .500 95 1b<W ...... 2 2 .500 76 KiIo'A~ I 4 .200 84 1b<(lolIdIOI 0 5 .000 20 SCOREBOARD '.'-----' EAST DIVISION ~ ~ LA Dream Team 4 Black Walch 4 OWe &:. His Posse 2 OldSpi.. 0 fa 40 40 90 103 104 166 126- 1112 2 2112 2112 3112 5 NEXT WEEK'S SCHEDULE Monday, Oct. 22 The Gauchos YS. Grapplers I·~4:00 Girdy & His Posse vs. LA Dream Team-·S;OO LA Dr .... Team 28, Tbe Gauchos 0 IAQApTeun s yet nm·Lemmennann 15yd pIS._McKowen from Lem 2 ydpass-McKowen from Lem 15yd run-Hall Ther..... NoSoorinI· Wednesday, Oct. 24 Grapplers n vs. The Warriors--4:00 Men's Cross Country at Carroll College T .... Overallllesults: ~ E2inI! UW-5tevens Point 32 Moomoulh Coll. 50 UW.Parkslde 72 Carroll Coil 101 U. of Chicago 152 UW-Whitewater 201 SI. Nomens 218 MilwaukeeTech. 222 Ripon Coil 264 MadisonTech 271 UW.Parkstde R.unners l!!IIl! Time Pat Kochanski Tim Reeves Kilt Miller Steve Rocha Tracy Norstrom Todd Weber Pat Kuhlman Chris Henkes Kevin Collins KenByom Women's Cross Country UW-LaCrosse Invitational ~ l. Z. 3. 4. 5. 6. Top 10T .. m Ilesults: ~ fQiDl! South Dakota State 52 UW.Parkslde 96 Nonh Dakota State 118 SI. Thomas Coll. 157 . Simpson College 226 .1J.Minnesota 235 GAME SUMMARIES Grapplen I 47, Grapple", 116 ~ pass-Hm .. er from Price . '5 ydpass·Ydcfrom Pri ce 35 yd pass-Mahre from Pri ce SOydint .... m-Mahre 20yd pass-Hemauer from Price 40yd pass-Mahre from Pri ce lOyd int .... m-WessleyiHufnu, liIJIlJim.II 5ydlllJl'Dunon rJs l. 2- 3, 4, 5. 6- 7. 8. 9. 10. Elm 5 8 20 22 24 30 33 46 51 52 .., . Glrdy & His Posse2~ The Warriors 6 "Girdy &: Hi! Posse - 50 yd pass; Telzlafffrom Vorphal 25 yd pass-Tet2lafUrom V~rphal 20 yd pass-Enter from Vorphal 50 yd pass.Tetzlaff from Vorphal TheWaqiou 60 yd run-Breilmaier Women's Cross Country (continued) 7. OW-Eau Claire 256 8. UW -laCrosse 263 ...9. UW-Wh~water 266 10. SI. poud li.·· 267- &£ 4 6 18 22 46 52 59 60 66 ~ \. 2. 3. 4. 5. UW.Parttside's Overall Record: (alter 4 meets) 74-8 UW.Parkslde Rudners lS!!M ]'im§ Jenny Cark 18, II Tricia Breu 18:19 Pau\a SIOkmllll 18,46 Lorri oOBlieck 18,50 Dee Collier 19,20 Wendy Orlowski 19,25 Ann SlOkmllll 19,31 Tara Roy 19,34 Veronica Chamlee 19,41 NAIA NATIONAL IlANKINGS woMEN'S CROSS COUNTRY Iwn Adams Stale Northern Florida Hillsdale, MI UW·PAIlKSIDE Pacific Lutheran BOWLING UW.~atkside Men's Bowling Results Midwest Collegiate Invite at Red Carpet Lanes Bowlero Mllwauk~ Wisconsin October 13-14 (partial tesuhs) . Place I: . 2. 3. ~. 5: 6. 7. 8. 9. 10: 17, 25. 36. Team Event Th!m. Total Pins UW ·Milwaukee 2700 .W. "lliinois *1 2680 .Ohio St. A 2664 Saginaw Valley St. 2627 -Northem lllinois U. 2599 Minnesota . 2556 UW-Whitewater*l 2543 Ohio State B 2515 SVSU 2495 NDSUMI 2475 UW.Parkskie "A" 240'7 UW.Parkslde ''C'' Z33S VW·Parkside "B" USI . All-Events tJW·Parkside Bowlers (12 games) §oom 2743 2565 2444 2440 2376 2327 2312 2303. 2301 2281 2276 2144 .lS!!M Mark Taylor. Jeff Lemmerrnann -Mike Schwam JOhn Brook. Jobn Scot. Jeff Reddick Soon Brandt Andy Beger Chris Roggemann Rob Bohnlein Mario Riccio . Steve Me11iris 1m. 228.6 213.8 203.7 203.3 198 193.9 192.7 191.9 191.8 190.1 189.7 178.7 L I 1 3 5 KI: .800 .800 .400 .000 EE 352 420 294 242 fa 272 276 328 164 2 4 .WEST DIVISION ~ ~ L KI: EE fa !ill Bad Apples 5 0 1.000 358 234 Prime Time 3 2 .600 322 342 2 Warm Black labels I 4 .200 242 360 4 aaafJing Annadillos I 4 .200 272 164 4 TONIGHT'S GAMES nunday, Oct. 11 OwIing Asmidillos VI. Wann Black Labels~,oo B..LAppks VI. Prime Tune ..7,oo LA Dream Team VI. Old Spi.... 7'OO Black WOld> VI. Gird)' ok !lis Posse-l,oo Tuesday, Oct. 2J Prime Tune vs. Wann Black Labe1s--6:00 Bad Apples VI. OIarsms Annad_--7,oo Girdy & His Posse vs. Old Spice--7:OO Black Walch VI. LA Dream Team .. 8,OO THURSDAY, OCT 11 RESULTS 24-30 54 PrIme Time 32-34 66 Old Spke SCORING LA Dream Tum Bad AJlIIIes SCORING LA Dream Team Lemmermann-14. Anhold-6.McKowen4,Lewis-6,Neesc-6,Pluskota·S. Bad Apples Whiuicr-12.Sclunidunann _12,Hemeauer10, T opp-4 ,Som en skc -6 ,N ow ick i2O,Kawczynski--2. Supcrst"rs Overall Results 1.leffLemmennann 50 pt. 2. Mike Rohl 23 pts 3. ScoU Wessley 22pts 4. Kevin Tremc\linl 21 pts 5. Jim Be-. 19 pt •. 6. Roben Briclmaier 17 plS 7. Ron Bills 15 pt. 7. Tom Keefer 15 pt. 9. Keilh Casper 14 pt. 10. Ericlorczak 12.5 pt. Badminton - Toumey Results 1. Joel Dutton 2. Ron Bills :3. Jeff LemmennalUl 4. Kevin Tremelling S. Scott Wessley Baskctbal1-·FfM· PTA 1. Jeff Lemmermann 21-25 2. Roben Brielmaier 2Q...25 2. Keith Casper 2Q...25 4. Ron Bills 19-25 4. Eric Jorczak 19-15 Bicycling - 1.1miles I. Mike Robl z,17.33 2. Robert Brielmaier 2:3212 3. Jeff ~mennann B9.33 4. Lan" Schmitt 2,40.18 5. 'Don Malhes 2,40.61 Bowling - I Game Score 1. Jeff J..,emmennann 2. Lance Schmiu 3. Kevin Tremclling 4. Keith Casper FootbaIl- YardaBe Tola1s 1. ScoU Wcssley 170 yds 2. Jeff Lemmennann 157 yd. 3. Jim Be-'> 145 yd. 4. Ron Bill' 129 yd. ' 5. Rick HofDU' 128 ycls GoU • J)istlIIlee From The Pin I. Jeff Lemme_ 2'7- 2. Eric J..... 4'0" 3. J«MunoZ. 4'S" 4. Jim Be-'> 7'4" ~. JocI [)UltOt1 7'9" ~ 156 152 . 143 133 128 uw.Parkside Volleyball Results QWOnent ~sult !£Qm. UW_Whitewater W 15_2.10-15. 15-11,15-12 27,00 27,21 . 28m 2UI 28,17 28m 28,33 29,11 29,29 29m Parkslde Intramural Volleyball League League Standings 'jL 2 I I o ThA!!1 PumP It lip The UntoUChables The Invaders YMCA posse L o I I 2 League Re$ults: PumP It Up d. The UntoUChables, . 4-15; 15-11; 11·1~ Thelnvaders II. YMCA Posse, 15-8; 17-15 Tonight's Game . YMCA posse vs. The UntoUcbables. . TuesdaY's Camt: PumP It Up VI. 'Ibe Invad~rs 184 160 159 156 511-44 26-34 BlackWatth Charging AnnadU~ SmilING Black Walch RoeGGc_8.MiteheU-8,Toliver-20.Owens18.SliIIs·2.!lrown-2I)adtsonIO. C1t ..... g Annadlltas Siclen_22,Rueth-6,Solomon·4.Smerz14. Ydc_8.!lrockmllll-6,Posil-2. Bad AJlIIIes 42-42 Wann Black Label 211-20 sCORING Bad AJlIIles Schmidtm.nn-~6.Whittier.20.Topp. 2,Somenske-6,Hemauer-Io,Kawczynski8,p.Schmidlmann-12. Warm Black Label K. Lazarski -S,Waldal-8,Tctzlaff -4,Bolshek· 2.Groell-6,A. Lazanki-12. PrIme Time Charging AnnadilloS SCORING 40-32 26-38 ( ro;,;s Countn PrIme Time Was hington-12,Owcns -20,Emer· 10,G1enecki.S,Schneidu-22. Charging AnnadUlOS Sielen-14 ,Solomon-S,Rueth -10, Yde2,P05ig-6,5merz-24. 6. Troy Broc\cmarI 12T Running - 880 yard Dash 1. Keith. Casper 2:16 2: [)on Mathes 2:17 3. Mike Rohl 2,19.9 4. Joe Munol. 2:22.'3 ~. Roben Bric\nlaier 2.22.9 6. EricJ~uk 2~2 S......... I- so yards I. Scoa. Wesslc)' 34.91 2. Tom Keefer 37.0 2. Mike Rohl 37.0 4. Chris Buckley 42.0 5. Darin Tiedt 50.0 6. l<cvin TremcIlinl 53.0 Weighl1iftinl' Ovcrbead Press I. Kevin T.... eIling 2551ba 32·30 34-26 62 60 Prime Time Meadows-2. Owens-22, &ner-16. GlenedU14, Marl< S-2._ W-2,Kcvin M-4 . OldSpke Porter-6.BrielnWcr-16,sranske-24,Harvey8,Kie1·2,Newman-4. 94 60 58 46 Glrdy ... His Posse 34-24 Warm 1lIa<k LaJ>eIs 22·24 SCORING GlrdJ ... His Posse Girdlikas.l0.Fcnnrick.IS,KoehlerII,VorpahI-6,Beler-4,1lcaslY-2. W_ Black Lab* K. Lazarski- J O.Tetzlaff -t 4.0hm· 8,A.Lazarski-8,WaIdal.().GrueU-6. 14 40 Black Walds J6.S2 Old Spice 34-24 SCORING 18 58 _Waldt MilcheU.18,Owens-14.Slills-2,Brown26) ackson-6,Tolivcr-18,ROClle-6. Old Spice Srmske_8,Harvey-2.BrielmauetI O,Newman -12,R<dlin -IO,KoIeno-16 72 64 52 60 Glrdy "His _ 24-28 LA Dream Tum 40-20 SCORING Glrd1 " His Posse Girdaikas_14,Fenneick-14,Koehler4,Vorpahl-6.Beger-S)lasty-6. LA Drum Tum Lemmermann- 8.HaU- t O,N cue2.Mclnty re - 4 tA n hold -I 0 ,Pluskou· 14.McKowen-l2. Lea - Minim 4 pmo' played ~wn §i ~ 2. Sclunidunann S 20.0 3. Smen 5 20.0 4. Fcruuick ~ 19.2 5. Lewis 4 18.5 6. Owens 5 18.4 7. Whiui<r ~ 17.6 8. Toliver S 16.0 9. McKowen 5 15.6 IQ.Emer 5 15.6 250lba ZIOlba 20S lba 1851ba 1851ba 2. Tom Kiefer 3.JimBewue 4. Darin TIedt ~. Dan Pinncrud 5. Tim Whitin8 • When people talk about the UniversityofWisconsin·Parlcsides Bowling program the talk usually centers around John Brooks but !hal may all be about 10 change. Participating in lIIe Midwest ColIegiate Bowling Championship's at Milwaukee's Red Carpel Bowlero laneson October 13111and 14111.UW·P Freshman Mark Taylor stole the show as he rolled 10a second place finish in 250 man fJeld. Taylor bowling on Parkside's number "A" learn started out the tournament in tbe doubles event with a four game 101a1of 943. Combined with partner Brooks' &42for an 1885101a1was good for a fulll place finish. In !he three game team event Taylor's 653 series led !he way 10 a sevemeemh place finish willi a team IOIa1of2407, Other members of the learn were Jeff Reddick 583, Mike Schwanz's 562 and Brooks' 609. Butsunday was Taylor's day as he shined in the singles event, Firing off a much needed 1147 series for five games solidifing his place in ihe muchcovetedtopeight individuals. While Taylor was the story of !heweekendOlherParicside bowlers shined as three teamsmade the trip north. Team "C" consisted of Jeff Lemmermann, Chris Roggemann, Andy Beger and Rob Boehnlein who placed 25111in the learn event with a 2335 101a1. Team"B" was SleveMenins, SCOlI Brandt, Mario Riccio and John SCOlIwho placed 361h in the 65 learn field. Some impressive scores came oUlofllledoubleseventasScwanz and Reddick combined for a 1665, Lemmermann and Roggemann hit a 1578 and Beger -Boehnlein rolled mM/Parkside's Jttlifete qftlie 'Week: "..,...",..,,..,.,,,,,,, Taylor-edJor Success ffiMan d The RANGER Sports Departmenr would like 10congratulate bowler Mark Taylor, a freshman business major on his second place finish at this past weekends Mid-Wesl Collegiate Invitational tournament, Taylor started out the two day competition with a 943 four game series in !hedoublesevenlcombining with partner John Brooks fora 1885 rulll place fmish overall. Taylor then led the way in the team event with a 653 series. But Taylor was notquite done with Milwaukee's Red Carpet Lanes Bowleroas Sunday he look control of his own destiny in !he singles event, firing an 1147 five game total. For ihe twelve game tournament averaged 228.6 (2743 total). In the championship roll-offs Taylordefeated two lefthanders before bowing 10MATC's Hal Petermann in the finals 222-206. CongralUlalions MarIe on being !he ffiM/RANGER Athlete of the Week. Mark TayJor Men's CCX Impress The Parkside men's cross .been a big question made, Derek country ha~ their best showing of Brown the early season teaII11eader the year this Saturday at Carroll is still oUI. Hopefully, he can soli College. Pal Kochanski again was come back and join Tim Reeves the ~ger l~der and placed 5th who was injured earlier, bot cot overall In leOOmgParlcside to a 3rd I :08 from his last race and IS place finish. Coach Lucian Rosa showing signs of being back. Their was much happier with the effon besl shOWing of the year shouldbe of his team. a confidence builder heading into . The health of the tearn has !he Pmkside Invitational lIiisSat- -- urday. • L18.199O ,~ . ~pectatlOns; . . The Underground world of bombs and body odor rage of el~erl~ women sporting in the middleofriJsh hour, glued in man and a parcel had been appre- (IRA), have succeeded in murdertheir plastic ram hats and large, a stifled mass of human bodies. hendedattheOxfordCiIcusSlation. ing innocent bystanders over the e~~ty J~ Penney ~hopping bags Arms grasp the handrail overhead What this wornan was trying to say years. . SIt 10 parrs,. discussing the ~Ie of forbalance,andbeingofsuchshon I3thereuphemisticallywas thaUhey Althoughthetubeisexpens',ve canned fruit at Sentry, Finally, stature, I see an army of exposed, thought this turkey had a bomb! ($14 for a week's pass), and.1 m there are the school kids who storm reeking armpits surrounding me. The locals all groaned as if to forever waiting for the next tram to the b~s and migrate to the rear as Atthis point, I close my eyes, suck say, "I don't have time for this arrive, there is a fascinatingaspect they msult each other and park in my breath and concentrate on nonsense. I have an appoinunent to life underground. MUSICiansof used bubble gum on the windows. the sweet smell of honeysuckle 'downtown at noon." My brain, all ages, abilities and instruments It is a regular three-ring circus in wafting across an open field of however, was catapulted into hor- serenade in the stations. Hearing. a the wonderful world of small town wildflowers, ' rible thoughts of explosives, spies violin play the Pachelbel Canon I,n mass transportation. But even this Another observation worth andthe ideaofneverseeing daylight one of the long echoing halls IS could not prepare me for the mentioning is passenger behavior again! Fortunately, we arrived spine-tingling, transport system that enables a city aboard the tube, People try to lis- safely at the station, where I tip- I have the suspicion that ~hen of ten million inhabitants to reach ten toother conversations and stare toed up the escalator to the fresh air I return home, the three-nng cucus their destinations with an amazing at their fellow travellers, especially above. on the city bus will seem preuy amount of success. Americans, without being too ob- The scary part is that bomb tame compared to the ~i1d world The London underground vious, The British detect my threats are a common occurence in of mass transponauon m London. subway, or the Tube as it is more American accent, which I never London. We have been wamed to commonly referred to by the na- knew Ihad,rightaway. Theyrarely be aware of unauended briefcases lives, will undoubtedly overwhelm just start up a conversation, which and packages. Terrorist organizathe new kid on the block. Twelve is the same way it is athome. Ifyou tion like the Irish Republican Army seperate lines intricately intertwine want to socialize on the bus from~ to create a complex network of Parkside!OtheFirs~Nationalb~, .:/) _•. r" .. routes. Each line is color-coded the unwritten-rule IS that yu Sll m -. ~I ~ .. Q for handy reference in choosing the front by "the talker." I haven' ,I '- Q the most effective one to reach seen many of those in London. -U1.....~"'-.A..--3 Harrod's department store, Royal Lastweekanincidentoccurred BIG 5ROTHER/B1G ~\ST£R... Alben Hall or Big Ben. while I rode the tube from In theory, the tube sounds like Bayswater Station to Oxford Cir- (a) WACo ~ ROCK BA~D. an ingenious creation. Speedy, cus that reminded me lam living in ~ (b' 1.IAC.1iilft.H·JfIH I\DUrll'C. \'1~B4". accurate and efficient. However. a metropolitan z~, The train was z II WI'"J nto ~It\ t. N Vl\Wt.~~\) there are unforeseen surprises delayed in the middle of the tunnel 1> (C) IS A GROOP(f VQl\lNll£R5 lurking beneath the largest capital for about fifteen minutes befOre! \ ,IHO Il.'LI'·V' Co t<YRV KID in Europe. Though I try to avoid it, . the attendant walked through the w VI:. to toJ r;. I:. I always find myselfridingthe tube car to announce that a SUspiCIOUS NEtD5 A FRI£t-JD, fOR At.l"W~R, CALL YOUR LOCAL BIG BROTHERS/ BIG SISTERS AGENCY (ji)• 'llIG'llROTHERS/'llIG6ISTERS OF.:o.MERICA by .Gwen Heller Ican vividly recall those days of myyouth whenI would whine aboUtridingthe city bus home from MarY D, Bradford High School. "I bale k!" I would lament to my 1IIOlber" "Besides being packed to Ibc gillswith sweaty adolescents. it'S filthy and a social embaraSSJDent!" In college it has also been necessary to catch the bus when a ride was unavailable. The cast of dJaJ1W;ters is an exotic blend, including "the talker" who feels it is his obligation to befriend each pa!8elIgerby asking questions like "Are you married?" and "Did you walth'The Simpsons' last night?" These personalities are easy to detectupon boarding the craft because they usually sit up close to the front by the driver who they know by name and how many graodchiIdrenlie has. The entour' ..Inteniational UW-Parkside's foreign students profiled "more than happy to share experiences (of their counrry) with other students," says EdiIma, But, she says, the main purpose of the club is for everyone to "have a better understanding of people around the world, and to promote a better s0- ciety." In addition to the International Club, Abraham belong to the Black Student Organization. But his most irnponantactivity is being a "member of the Parkside corn· munitY, and relating to other stu· dents as a communitY." Oftentimes foreign students are able to look on American societY from a different perspecti~e than one wbo has grown up In America. But the several things that Edilma and Abraham would like to see changed in America are, nodoubt,opinionsofmanypeople. EdiIma wishes society would "stop categorizing people" according to their race. People should '100k a1 everybody the same· a1 the same level. Look a1 individual back· grounds,butdon'ternphasizethern. and don't divide people because of See Foreign Students page 18 Abraham says,"How I'm going to by Tracie A. Nelson achieve that end is uncertain." Edilma Rodriguez and Abraham Makina are two of the IfEdilma and Abraham were back home their lives wouldn '(be manyforeign students here at UWParks'de h aki Am 'ca drastica\lydifferent,forthey'dboth IW oarem ng en be involved in activities to help the their home forafew years~ Edilma, . community. Back in Panama CItY, fromPanama City, has lived in the Edilma belonged to the School of UnitedStatessince-1986. She'sa • Public Relations, representing her lransfer student from the Univer· I ,school at various city functions. t siii' of Wisconsin Wausau. major- , also comes as no surprise, gIven ing in communications. Abraham, the location of Panama, thatEdilma majoring in' political science, is swam a lot, when not teaching fromMamelodi, an African town· folklore dancing to the commu' shipsegregatedforNativeAfriC3ll!l, nity. Abraham didn't ,fi~~ much located in South Africa. time forrecreational actlvlbesback Like most foreign students. in Marnelodi,a1though this wasn't Edilma and Abraham plan on reo because of the lack of game and turning to their country after h II Says " recreation a s. graduatlon. Edilma knows. she Abrah m "I'd consider myself a wants to work in public relatlons. Ii ,~ ~ctivist back home. I'd helping the people of her commu- POrathtl toapoliticalmeetingthan , h be 'II be ergo " DIly. Exactly w at s WI , la soccer or go dancing. doingisuncertain,becauseE~lma_ .p y BothEdilmaand Abraham are says, "I don't know what the SIma' bersofthe International Club, " , . h .. But mem 'd t, re lion (m Panama) ISng t now. 'd nt and vice-presl en - . h' "0 presle at ~hatever Edilma does, s e s g • lively. They want evet?'0ne tog to do it for the g~ of the :Ckside to knOw the club. IS open country These sentlments are ryone not J' ust foreign stu- . h to eve, b shared by Abraham. Eve~~ualIY e dents. The students of the clu are wants to get into pohtlcs. but 1~ ~Ra=qert:::.!-, Page=:..:.:;13 Call: 637-7625 Geek, Goblin or Goddesss Be the life of the party t\dressed in your costume , bought for less at the II; '. GOODWILL ' . During our Ii ~\ MOONLIGHT MADNESS Thursday, October 25th 5:00 pm to 9:00 pm Special Sales· Door Prizes· Fun for All ~ TH~__ ~ GaJDWlll 5109 52nd Street .... STORE Kenosha Entertainment I .. ~1Ober18,~ Homecoming '90 at UW-Pa~kSlde they will be here to rock untillhe morning hours. Their music was described by a band member "young, youthful pop SOund.B~ it's not shallow!" For !he m~ p~, they play top 40 music and mix their ongmal songs into .... U' A· ·,"1 smg ~n pple MaeinlOsh Computer gives them a more s0- phisticated sound than alotof OI!let bands. . It allows them to have more mstrumental possibilities than regular five-piece baod wouldha; Their look has changed Bgain from the many times theY'veplaYed at Parkside in the past, SOif you've seen them before, be Plepared 10 take a second look. Ifyou haven't had the opportunity yet, come 10 the dance and find OUL GERARD will behere foryour enjoyment, so take advantage of this. If you saw them at a bar or dance club, you would have topay $5. At Parkside, students can see • GERARD for $2 and guests only have to pay $3. So what's SlOpping you? =IlaJII«:=II~' PaBcc:a:c.:.14::....- --=- 1 Ballet comes to UW -Parkside by 0.....Malland Enterlaimnent Editor Noted for its imaginative and versatile presenllllioos, the internationally renowned Ballet Francais de Nancy breaks through the boundaries between classical and conremporary dance. Parkside will get tOOopportunity 10 see why the company's rcchnicaJ and sty. listic transformllion hasaslOUnded critics and audiences around the world. Full houses, cheering and standing ovations are everyday occurrences for Ballet Francais de Nancy. Energy pulsates through their repertoire, leaving you breathless as you waich !heir soaring jumps and expressive movements. One critic mentioned ..... a disconcerting energy, an explosive enthusiasm, a craft that is amazing and, above all, a lhirSl for dance that is unquenchable ..." . The ballet has assumed the role of promoting dance, not only throughout France, but also abroad by staging approximately 120 performances each year and making several inrernationaJ lOUrS. Under the artistic leadership of Patriek Dupond, the company has been able to use his remarkable technique, sense of beauty and radiance on stage 10 their advantage. DupondhasbeenawardedtheGold Medal at the Inrernational Competition in Varna, Bulgaria Only two dancers have ever been honored with such a distinction before: Vladimir Vassiliev and Mikhail Baryshnikov. Ifyou' d like to keep company with the Ballet Francais de Nancy, they will be perfonning in the Communication Arts Theatre on Sunday, October 21. The show will Slart at 8 pm, and tickets are only $4 for Parkside students and $12for guests. If you'd like more infonnation, visit orcallthe Union Information Desk at 553-2345. by Dawn Malland Entertainment Editor Right about now. most students" are taking their exams and wondering how soon it is until Christmas and the end of the semester, If you're among the group who needs a break, you're in luck. A remedy is in sight! Homecoming '90 is THE cure for those exam blues. Homecoming, an annual tradition at Parkside, is being held October 17 through October 20 this year. The theme for this year is "Together in the ·90's." Events are as follows: Thursday. OcL 18: 7:30 pm - Coronation of King and Queen 8 pm • Comedian Craig Higgins . 9 pm - Bonfire 9:30 pm- Lip Synch Contest in the Union Square Friday, Oct. 19 7 pm - Dinner (Pasta Extravaganza) in Union 104 and ~06 8 pm • Casino in the Union Bazaar . 9 pm.- D~nce with GERARD in Union Square Saturday, Oct. 20 noon > JV soccer vs. Faculty staff team _ I :30 pm - UWP vs, St. Norbert College at home. (Food for families will allow you to get into the game FREE if you bring a nonperishible food item with you!) AIl of the events are sponsored and/or promoted by tho:: Homecoming Committee.National Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week Committee, Pi Sigma Epsilon and the Wyllie Library Learning Center Archives Department. This year, comedian Craig Higgins will be entertaining US with his chann and wit. He'll be performing at 8 pm in the Union Square. GERARD will be performing in the Union Square at 9 pm on Friday, October 19. AMilwaukeebased band well known in thisarea, Three new ways to survive college. With Apple's introduction of three new Madntaih' computers, meeting the chalJenges of college ire just got a whole lot ~ Because now, evel)'body can afford a MadntOlh. The isourntOSl affordable model, yet itcanes with everything}QU needincluding a hard disk drive. The , 6,W combines color capabilities with affordability. And the · _Is perfea for 5lUdentswho need a C\JllIPI*r with eura ~ and expandaliility. . No matter which Macinta;h )QU chooie, )00'1 have a C\JllIPI*r that lightens your v.ak load without giving}Uu anothertough subject to learn. EveryMacintOlh, computer is easy to set up and even easier to master. And when }Uu've Ieamed one program, )OO're ~n on your way to learning them aD.That's because thousands of avail- " able programs all v.urk inthe same, consistent rnannet )bu can even share informalion with someone who uses a different type of computer-thanks to AppIe's versatile SuperDrive;' which reads from and writes to Macintosh, MS-DOO, OS/2, and AppIe'UI1oppy disks. See the new MadnlO5h computeJs foryourself and find out how SlIIViving college just got a whole lot • ~ For all of your computer needs visit the Computing Support Center Lower Level of the Library ti. .~-- ............ - �18,1990 r Feature Raqer, Page IS CommunityAnnouncements Community Service DATA·ENTRY ASSISTANCE FOR FAMILY SE~VICES eeded Some knowledge of Lotus 1- per week on Friday or Monday and Wednesday ~v=g arerncente; 2·3 helpful. Please respond quickly. See Carol in Y S:~ TER •••Saturday of Sunday for a miniRESIDENTIAL VOLUNTEER FOR RUNA WA 'd pporu've listening, and positive role '. "'d nts provi e su mum of four hours per week. Supervise resi e , 1 f rking with youth in crisis. Could be mOdeling. Mature, caring students w~~ are cap~ble 0 wo Psychology students. Ask for more developed into 2nd semester internship for SOCIOogy or information in Career Center. ' . ests students to assist with 1990 Jail and AMERICAJIl CANCER SOCIETY IN KENOSH~ ~~ the bailiff judge of guard. Clerical work Bailfundraiser. Nov. 13_15_anyfourhoursbetween -. e ' is also needed. This is a fun volunteer activity. UM De elop map display with literature and MARKETING PROJECT FOR KENOSHA MUSE d i.A~d this to your experience file before membership information. Flexible times to fit your sche u e. graduation. • ntact Carol Engberg in the Career Center. For more informabon,'CO 1bePrairie SchooL Perform- vidual tickets are avaih.bleat HeriDiAilSeenrer has announced the .tage Banks and Schmitt music liJelII'ofconcerts for the 1990-91 stores prior to shows or at the door 'seI!O" of fme music" featuring, the night of the show. Prices are $8 dII fiIIeSl in folk, jazz and light . for adults and $6 for students and cJaSSicS- . senior citizens. 1be~9Iseriesoffiveshows will includethe followingperformaaees. all on Fridays: OCL 19-HotJazz Vocal QuarIllpresenlS "Radio Days" Nov.16 - Trapezoid· Feb. 22 - Greg Brown April 19 - Lou and Peter Ba!YJD3Il May17 - The Chicago Saxophooe Quartet All perfonnances are ;1t the Prairie Perfonning Arts Center's Miu:beI1TheaIre atPrairie School, 4OSOUghthouseDr., Racine. The phone numberis 631·3845. Season or individual tickets are available. Contact Prairie School for senson tickets. IndiThe Racine Theatre Guild, as part of its continuing exchange program with the Polytechnical Institute of Georgia, U.S.S.R., will present a limited run of the Georgian play "I See the Sun" by Nodar Dumbadze on October 20 and 21. The play, performed in English by local actors, will be directed by .Societ director Nugzar Butskhrikidze, Two UW-Parkside students, Joseph DeLorenzo and Suneeta Akkinapalli, contain roles in the play. The play will be performed on Sat., Oct. 20 lit 8:15 pm, and on Sun, Oct. 21 at 1:30 and 7:30 pm. Tickets are $8, with discounts for The American Medical AssociatillDlFamily Medical Guide leCOl'ds the definition of autism as, "Aloss of the ability to develop normal human relationships with anybody.In JDaIiyof its symptoms autismissimilartoschizophrenia.", Whenayoung,autisticmanneeded IObeescortedtoaweeklycomputer class and assisted through the leamingprocess, wbo would take lhetime? Carol Engberg, the Student Community Service Director, . chose only one person to ask. His namewas Brian Dechant, a senior majoringin Psychology. Bria~s response was positive. Sarah Pederson, caseworker from the DevelopmentalDisabilitiesService Center, commented, "Ifit weren't forvolunteerslikeBrian,ouraduits with disabilities would not have the opportunity to participate in outside activities the community has to offer. 1 really appreciate Brian's assistanCe with one of our clients." One year ago. Brian vol .. unteered at the Mitchell Middle School MASH Program where he tutored children after school. Brian Dechant is recognized as the Volunteer of the Week because of his willingness to improve the quality of life of another human being. - students, senior citizens and Guild season ticket holders. For reservations,.calI633-4218 or come to the box office between 9 am and 5 pm, Mon. - Fri. The Racine Theatre Guild is located at 2519 Northwestern Avenue in Racine. The Milwaukee County Zoo will hostan all-new collegiate snow sculpting competition in 1191 - MilwaukeeCountyZooSnowbowl I. The competition is slated for January 10 - 12. . . Each three-person team will sculpt a 6 foot by 6 foot by 10 foot block of snow. The competition will begin at lOam Thurs., Jan. 10 and end at II am, Sat., Jan. 12. A formal judging and awards ceremony will follow. For additional information, contact the Zoo Public Relations Departtnent at (414) 256-5412. Brian Dechant Political .....------. Awareness Week 1990 Make a Difference in a Child's Life Be a Big Brother or Big Sister by Cbristopber J. Daniel "Political Awareness Week 1990" was an event sponsored by the Student Organizations Council and the Parl<side Student Government Association held October I through the 5. One of the services to students as a result of this week of political awareness was a voter registration drive. This turned out to be a success. Approximately, one-hundred fifty students from the Racine/Kenosha/Somers area registered in the Union Skywalk during the week. The "Political Awareness Week" committee would like to express its appreciation to the volunteerSwhowereoftremendous assistance in this effort. The committee would like to thank Donald Prange, Salimah AI Qawiyy, Larry Dagnon, Rodney Ivy, Brian Petak, Joel Boyle, Mike Johnson, Henry Owens, Latesha Jude, George Olsen, George Yee, Steve Itzenhuiser, Bruce Ralston, Thad Jensen, Anthony Selmon, Todd Lackie, Debbie Kreuser, DaveOrlowsky,BillHorner, Tobin Lindblom, Chuck Haun, Terri Friedrich, Wally Wargalot,Damell Jones,JamesCasper.andanyothers that we may have missed. Thecomrniuee would also like to thank all of the students who registered during the week. It was each one of you thai made the time it took to prepare and organize for "Political Awareness Week 1990" L. ..I worthwhile. Don't forget to vote on November 6. \ 1.1J" a It doesn't lake any time, Include a child In what your doing anyway. a Children are not delinquent, they're nice kids from single parent homes. a No experience necessary. Just be a friend. Call: 637-7625 ~~~~~~*****~ SunBreaks! SkiBreakS!\\ CANCUN MEXICO AUSTRIA 7 DAYS FROM S460 10 DAYS FROM • per person 1---$669 Above rate Is ~ per person based on quads '/ • from Chicago. Departure: Double & Triple Jan 3-12 1991 rooms and Milwaukee UMITtD departures available. INCLUDES: PACE! Departure: .Rd Trip Air Jan 5-12 1991 • 8 Nites Accommodation INCLUDES: • Continental Bldst • AdTrip Air (S16 Departure Tax Addt) etr.nsters end Gr.tu";es UIlITED AlA TRANSPORTATIONBY e 7 Nfl •• Beochl"",1 SPACE! 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She As the speakers concluded explained that the parental in- their presentations. the audiel\te volvemenl at the school was very wasmvltedlOaskquestions. When evident, In Iact, parents actually asked about how children WOuld act as administrators; involved in be chosen to attend the alternative hiring, school operations and schools;Mr. Nathan stressed that committee work. schools should not be allOWed10 A student at an alternative choose on the basis of grades be- . school was on hand to provide her havior, or race. He felt a IO;tery perspective. Her name is Larisa system would be the most reason. Hutchinson, a junior at Walden III able method for selection. AlternativeHigh School in Racine. In response to other questions She spoke enthusiastically of the posed, Nathan encouraged school experience she has gained from districlStosetupfundsforresearch such an educational environment. and' development. Corporations She told how students were actually recognize the value of improVing involved in the decision-making theirresouresand prodUCts,sowhy process in the school's operation. should society do less for its chilo The final speaker was Robert dren? He stressed the need for S. Peterkin, Superintendent of the Parent Information Centers, to Milwaukee Public School System, provide an outlet for accurate in. a man dedicated to alternative formation in areas that are estsbschool choice. 'The Milwaukee lishingaltemativescljoolprograms. Public School System has been School c1KJice is 8pltrase that 'las been used 8 great deal in Wis- ..onsin in the pasl few yean, par- :il:ularly in Milwaukee. What exlCtlydoesilmean? ApproximaIeIy lllehundredpeople,primarilyfrom Jo,ubeastem Wisconsino a«ended I briefing 81Wingspread on Sept. !S seeking an answer 10 \bat JlIC$lion. The primary speaker, Joe Nathan, is an edueator from Minnesota. Through his work aI the Hubert H. Humphrey Institute for Public Affairs, he has researched the idea of alternative schooling. Along with a group of other dedicated educators. concerned and ictive parents, and innovative egtstaiors, 1le has seen the Minoesota educational system advance IOtO areas of diverse teaching methods that can meet the needs of' all students. Mr. Nathan began his presentation by citing three rationales for an alternative school system: first, wemusraccept the fact that there is no one way of teaching all kids by all teachers; secondly, there must be an opportunity for all children to \earn-children from wealthy negative impact on desegregation plans. EnrollmentOplionsPrograms allow parents of children ages S-18 to transfer their children to public schools outside their resident districlasiongasbothdistrictsapprove and movement does not have a negative impact on desegregation plans. AccordingtoMr.Nathan,there is proof of the value of school choice. Students do better in alternative schools and graduation rates increase. Parents tend to become enthusiastically involved in alternative schools. Teachers feel more like professionals, respected and free 10 use their creative energies 10 invent curriculum that will excite children to learn. In discussing Wisconsin's legislative attempts to improve educational opportunities for its school children, Nathan says that Wisconsin's laws do allow for school choice, but mandate curriculum. He feels that mandated curriculum should bereplaced with state guidelines and goals, and a list of skillsthe students must master prior 10 graduation .. In this way, educators. viewedas professionals, _kgrounds already have school choice; third, we need 10 control competition 10 encouraae quality in all schools. 1.5 Mr. Nathan continued, he briefly summarized the progress Minnesola has made in improving \he state' s educational system through school choiceand outlined the legislation passed 10 achieve this. From 1983-1988, the Minnesota Legislature passed several laws expanding educator and parental choice among the public schools: Programs of Excellence allow up 10100 secondary school students 10 attend public schools outside their resident district, which offer outstanding academic programs in particular areas. PosI-SecondaryOptionsailow public school 11-12 graders to attend colleges. universities and vocational schools. Area Learning Centers and High Schoool Graduation Incentives allow students 12-21, who have 1101 succeeded in one public school, to attend another public school outside their district as long as the other district has room and the movement does not have a • COLOCRS hI ('LEXANJ)FI~ JUl.IAN A.) B.) HENRY GRETHEl I Calvin Klein C.) I E.) All of the above Answer:Morrone's~ Clothes for men . closer than any mall! ! ;. · Sunnyside Park Plaza, 2211 80th Street Keno h ~ , S a. .~ Phone: 654-3233 " 1990 ~ .-- ",_,~ __ F...;.-.e...,..a_tu-=-re'::""'_----Jl========~~E!! Will~~rthu~ri~gsunique approach to UW-Parkside .,.Mona qu~ and IS ~ fact well-known areactivelyengagedinlheirfields "' ....... differentlcindsofwayswc SlaffWrltet' for being arelabvely small school doi , " 0-"-' ........". Miehael Willmorth Ihad heard f' d' . ~,~g research, whICh IS very sur- can communicale wi1lleach OIher, "'":--. .,? uan was IRlpressed pnsmg 10 find 1IIaikind of work 11IIinkdlllllhate>tperience with the ,ping this year at ~ide ~ythequahtyofthepeoplewhoare going on in a school that doesn't diversityofideaofcommunication _hitS the commumcatlons 10 the department, and feel it is have that much in, the way of rather Ihan just focusing on human .ld1CS'of Professor Leeds- really an honor 10be here." graduate programs" I' st language .- , WUIm rth . W· . 8llguageorevenJu one ~. ~lessor 0 IS illmorth fin~s ,that the, level Professor Willmonh earned or music or computer languages fJIPiIiar With Pro.fessor Leeds- o~ quality at Parkside seems 10 be his Bachelor's degree in a double individually." iIJlWiIz'sperspective on com~u- high. People here.are good at what major of Linguistics and German Professor Willmonh sees ~beCausetheybothstudlfd they.do. "My first impression is at Washingtop University in St. communication as a discipline, a .dIeAMel1bergSchool of Com- ~t ~t IS a high-quality school for Louis. He received his Master's field of inquiry as a human social ~ at the Universityof 'Its Size, and also high-quality in- degree and Ph.D. in Communica- science. He is interested in the J'ellIllYlvania.The Annenberg stitution for what I perceive as its tions from the University of interrelationshipofaJl the facets 01 SdiJO\ haS a somewhat unique ap- place in the Wisconsin system. The Pennsylvania. communication; production,theor} poaehtolhestudyofcommumca- stereotype is that smaller sch~ls Having lived in Philadelphia' mass communication,or interper· _ "The Annenberg School that have a more local population for the past several years, being at sonalcommumcauon. ForhisdocdUnks of things more in terms of generally don't have the same Parkside means living closer to his "'" toral dissertation on linguistic be- ~ distinctions of areas of caliber of instructors as you would brother is Chicago and to his fam- havior, he was able to integralf ~ of inquiry one might fmd in larger schools that have ily in Southwestern Idaho. Professor Willmorth theories .about interpersonal ~- •• The curriculum at Parkside large student bodies drawn from Professor Willmonh entered ence. In the process of studying in ~umcauon and mass commumcaliIsiDaaealivewaytohispreferred all over the country. To me, college with an interest in lan- these areas he discovered .....That uon, He ~ like to do roore wayofteaChingand studying com- Parkside stands out that way in that guages, but he also had a variety of there are ways that people talk about ~ork m thIS area of communlC8- muoications. "[TheCommunica- it has very high quality people other interests. He took some them in which they refer to them as uons. tiom department at Parksidel is teaching the courses, people who courses in music and computer sci- languages, different kinds of lanFernandez conducting research at UW-Parkside S ' She is a native of Racine. will help it heal faster or slowdown by Mona hannon Ms. Fernandez says she likes the healing process. A possible . doing research because she learns application of the research is to aid Many students at Parkslde are 'dd ' h d lop whl'!e she works_ bed-n en pauents w 0 eve probablyunaware that there is researthbeingdoneon thethirdfloor ','It's like being in school bedsores. without the tests. It's a never- Ms. Fernandez likes working of GRenquisl Bebra Fernandez ending learning process. When at Parkside. "I like it, it's real works !here is an Associate Re- 'nabl and D G-_A _"" is something goes the way you want com.o e r. vvuu~. sean:bSpecialistforDr.Goodman it 10, you push 10 see whal will great. That's the only word to doingbiD-medical research with happen next, and when it goes desaibe him. He knows his stuff eIectIo-magneticfields and wound wrong you push 10see why it went and is willing to share it with other JqIIir. wrong." people so that they can learn more Ms. Fernandez received her Her current research involves about what he's doing." B.S.degreeinBiologyfromEckero growing cells that are take,n from r:------:==------::~~~::==::::::=-l CoUege in SL Petersburg, Fl. She human umbilical cells. She grows badClriginaUyintended to go on 10 , and isolates the cells in various medical school, but lack of money conlainers, sub-cultures them into (IreVented thaL J petrie dishes, and then she does a Even if she is able to go to wounding with a micro-electrode. Maoll-. Prof. Fet'nandez _schoo1someday,shewould , She then monitors them under a lite III~y inthe field of re~h. her interest. She worked in ~ microscope. , She altributes her inte~~ In re- ,testing department of Joh~ s Different growth factors are searthtohernaturalcunoslty,and Wax before coming to Parkslde. added to determine if somethmg to a college professor who peaked bi Vaug'hnbrothers - family sty~e. ues th' album tremely mfecUous. the feeling of country, IS SR V leaves the album with covers a number of genres. " the soulful blues that he was always The song "Long Way ..tom I the song" Brothers "an ff me of tIlat best at. n ' Home" shows 0 so . inslrUJ\lCnral, the Vaughn brothers lightning rock guirar that SRVVIS::' kid around the leads from the fatnOUSfor And when a aug n . Ra lasSic" Ain'tGone 'n' " Stevte yc strikeS, watch out. " boom! Give up on love" from his album In the funky song ~ Soul to Soul. Rockin' SydrlCy Mama Said" the Vaughn videS backup on accordian. provethattheseboysgotsoul'l~ou pro As a long time Stevie Ray just got to hear this one to be leve Vaugbjl fan, I found this to be a it. . fitting collection for h.s, unfortuThe best song on the album IS I I last album. With an album S "a song naIe y. , "The Telephone ong, The such as this. the memory ~f SteVie about a long dlSllIJ\ce love: Ra Ray Vaughn is sure to bve on a .• - ....ble guirar of SteVie y , unmlS""", th I through long ume. VaughnburftS,apa. ~~isexthis one. The rockin by BiD Hawkins Stayaware, music fans! Ifyou don'lalready know it, the Vaughn broIhers new album, Famity Style is at large! The late Stevie Ray Vaugbn and his older brother, Jimmie, teamed up 10 form this toIIector's dream. The album was just released by Epic Records. Excellent guitar work is the fone of the album. Stevie Ray and Jimmie Vaughn set a blistering example of what rhythm and blues is all about. The versatility and skill of these guys is simply amazing. From the intensity of 1O\:k,Io the soulfulnesS ofblues,lO Attention Seniors Information sessions on careers with Federal Government. Monday 10/22 NoonUnion 104. All those graduating within the next nifIC months are encouraged to anend this program sPonsored by the Career Center, TbanIcs. LT.D, 0Jij'0JJ1i7Wl.A ~: .5~~pers $Z,151't+th&rs 1U'ea: $2.76~e"3 WEDS: 1)4l1Ce -tz:, +he '1o.s~80~with aR£l¥f 1'ERw'ALL... -F""ree ~ I dril!kwH111arks& Lb, 1"~ -.:fumlj'fin with 'Thrks:des OeW Lef'(ll"Y'ermarltl nIASA-.:r: lJJDZex's Rut... KERN S~ -1Oo1GALL ALL '[Wi!:: Feature I OclOber 18, 1'1! Life after Parkside L- ~ _ by KimHrly A. Tenuelli Newswriter John Zehren is an artist who majored in Anand graduated from UW-Parkside in 1987. He is currently working al an angalJery and frame shop in Kennelworth, a. John fell that UW-Parkside taugtu him lOlhinIc for himself, and to gel what he wanted by ambition. John also liked the direcmess of the instructors, He stated that the instmctorsa; UW-Parkside gave help whenever he needed it, Tbere is no set salary for an independenl artisl. John lOld me thaI unless you can gel the right contacts after school, you have lO gel a supplemental job and pursue your ancareer on theside. YOIlcan nOI jusr be an artist and support yourself, He suggested that when you graduate you should gel a job thaI pertains lO an, one thaI will help you make the righl contacts, such as he did. Asked what someone who is going 10be graduating soon can do lOgel staned, John suggested thaI they should stan subscribing to any an publications in the city they are interested in working in, and thaI they have infonnation on shows. Keep photographs of your work so they can be sent to the possible shows. Mterlhis,juslkeepentering work in shows. John's advice is, "to be persistent, foDow through, and to keep active." His goal is to be able 10 maintain a living with his an as his only income. His sculptures are on display at UW -Parkside. Ifyou would like more information on his career, he and his roommate will be on Channel IIat 10:30 pm on a coming Friday. The program is called "Wild Chicago," to be aired in the near future, STUDENT FINANCIAL AID PAGEONE Use the U.W. Parkside coupon below before 11-1-90 and recieve a discount of 18% UW. Parkside takes action tosave theEarth sored by the Union of Concerned Scientists. From October 22 Ihru the 26 a nationwide attempl willbe made lo educate the public of Ihe 'hazards of co2. Bruce Ralslon ex. plains, "We want people lopledge a reduction in their co2 produc. tions. Co2 (carbon dioxide) is Ihe acid in acid rain. Co2 Is a major contributor 10 the greenhouse ef. feet, Co2 is also found 10be ex. pelled from many ~ousehold appliances. The automobile emits approximately 116 lbs, or' co2 per mile despite emission standards and the hole in the Ozone is no; getting smaller," Save the Eanh is presently organizing a Rideshare program which will offer rides for , those who want or need them and access 10 those who are offering them. IC you are interesled in Rideshare or gelling involved in another capacily, feel free 10stop in and see Bruce or Steve whocan be found in Molinaro 116 every Wednesday al noon. oUI of our way lo get people to go OUIof their way, so th~1 lOge~er, ' we can do whatever can be done 10 The SEAC (Student Environ- urge corporate and civic America mental Action Coalition) is hold- 10 respond-to the ever-pressing ising a rally in Champaigne, Ill. 10 sue of environmental protection." unify student environmental orga- Save the Earth is a student nizations nationwide. This union founded organization whose aim is will allow all organizations to Io- alsolopromoteparticipation. Steve cuson one environmental issueata Itzenhuiser observes, "I've found' time, intensifying the results of all that the majority of people are conefforts, cerned, bUI aren't willing 10 parThe Union of Concerned Sci- ticipate. enlists is a major force behind the There are so many issues and movement and is responsible for so many sides 10each issue that, for such things as, "laying ,OUI the someone who may be interested, programs and procedures, sending there may be a fear of commitment. , each involveduniversitybrochures BUI it is only necessary 10 and pamphlets on target issues etc.; address one particular aspect of the and ourjob is to execute their plans whole problem. No malter whal andeducalethesludentbody,"says ihe capacily, greal or small, any Chairperson Bruce Ralston. degree of contribulion is in one V ice-Chairperson Steve way or another helping the cause." Itzenhuiser states, "our baSic goal The firsl campaign of UWis awareness ... 10 show where and Parkside' s Save the Earth program how people can help. We're going is '''I1Je Billion Pound Diel," soon- r-----------------------, G:IVE LIFE. GIVE PLASMA. J.A. Bromstad Staff Writer Will provide virtually any student with 6-25 sources of fmancial aid for higher education, for which you qualify, or th service fee ($49.00) will be refunded. Results are Guaranteed All sources will be matched to the needs, interests and requirements of the individual student For free and complete information: Page One Student Financial Aid Services 10332 Kraut Rd. 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'Kenoehe, Wt MoW-F- 8:30-3:30 T-T 10:00-5:30 - (414) 654-1366 ,People Helping .People For Life ~~---------------------~~ Help Wanted· Temporary Christmas Sales ExPerience Necessary Excellent Salary with Incentives Selling High Quality Sweaters Located at Dale of Norway in the Factory Outlet Centre If interested, contact Mike Plate at UW-Parkside Job,Service 553-2656 in Tallent Hall Rm 254 . from 9:00-1 :00 &2:00-4:00, through No~ember 5 Foreign students Continued from page 13 them." Abraham would like , to see more programs 10 socially uplift ' people, and "help Ihe lower class . gel out of their (poor) situation." "Race relations iIithis country can be improved,"says Abraham. Edilma and Abraham are 'looking forward to. finIshing their education, when they can both relurn to their countries and pUIto work all they've learned here at UW-Parkside, and in America. DON"T Drink and Drive. Enteri~~~~tq II-' -------Ra-n-ger-.Pa-g-e 19 Smgll $cale Humor by Chris Ingram - •••••••. 0, *' ~i8,l990 The Week at Parkside FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5 C@NCERT:"Children,"Union Square, 9 pm. $2 students . ..• _ t $3 guests. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6 SOCCER: Away game against SI. Joseph's (Indiana), 3:30pm. MONDAY, OCTOBER 8 . IUSPANIC BAZAAR: National Hispanic Heritage Month, 10 am - 2 pm, Main Place. TUESDAY, OCTOBER 9 FILM: "Blood of the Condor," Union Cinema, 7:30 pm, free. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 10. LUNCHEON: Hispanic Food of Cost Rica, 10:30 am to 2 pm, Union Dining Room. SOCCER: Game against UW-Milwaukee, Racine field, . 7pm. GUESTENSEMBLE: Klarup Girl's Choir, Klarus Denmark, noon, CA D-1l8. Parkside CAprale toperfonn . 1bePatkside'(;llot<l1e~Ulbeperfonning at St. Paul's Baptist ChlllCh,1120 GiandAVeDueAn Racine on.Sunday,October21. .The concert will sla!1 ai3:.30 pmlllldwillfeature The Mass of SLAugustine, as )Vellaso~tsongs.···· .' . '\ / - - ~. ~ ~) .c:-; -...... -: r>. . . o Chril tnlrlm 1.990 ~~ The Parkside Union announces... .)If' University of Wisconsin-Parkside -; ~ . CANCUN Semester Break January 5 - 12, 1990 INCLUDES: . _ Round trip chartered jet air via American Trans Air 757service Chlcago/Cancun/Chlcago _ Seven nights lodging in first class or deluxe hotels. Casa Maya Carube or Radisson Paraiso Cancun, both located directly on the beach _ Round trip ground transfers while in Mexico -Group escort throughout-tips & taxes on above • Familiarization/fnformation get-together including complimentary snacks & beverages FOR MORE INFORMATIONand/or APPLICATIONFORM PLEASE CONTACT THE pARKSlDE UNION-ROOM 209 (553-2294J • - =-Ocrobcr""':""'"":":-:8.t~990:--------I===C~la-s-s-;i-;;fi:;-e-d~--Il-------~Ran~ge~ . d . om D139C in the Wyllie libraryllearning Center"-;;;: HELP WANTED I I HELP WANTED I I MISCELLANEOUS I I PERSONALS] . close because city Won'tgive .$. Contact your legislatureCf U.W.P. 's women's centertor more info. (553-2170). ,--_C_L_U_B_EV_E_NT_S__ I I vidual or student organization needed to promote Spring Break trip . Eam money; free trips & valuable work experience. Call now!! ! Intercampus program 1-800- 327-6013. WednesdayOctober24,I990 at 12:00 noon in Molinaro 107. Speaker: Tim Webster, Topi : A Continual Study of th S rmon on the Mount. Prayer meeting every Friday in Molinaro 126. Earn $$ for Christmas by putting your clerical skills to work for you. Part-time/temporary work available. Call Lakeshore Employment Specialists at 654-5544. for 8 year old boy and 10 year old girl. Must be dependable and have own transportation. Preference will be given to applicant seeking elementary/middle school certification. Only non-smokers need apply. Location-Racine, in the St. Mary's Hospital vicin- Free Spring Break trips to ity. 15hours a week. Monday students or student organizathrough Friday, 2:30 pm to . tions promoting our Spring 5:30 pm. $5.00 per hour. Break Packages. Good pay Contact Pam Garlow at 632- & fun. Call CIM. 1-800-423- 0042. 5264. I FUND RAISING . I II...__ P_E_R_S_O_N_A_L_S__ No nukes is good' nukes!! Since when do they letdoga in the dog track? Trayc8.1 want the "walking beerkeg. HowaboutthoseclasSrings?r Lovingly-MPH&CS. Help wanted. Full/part-time; am, pm. Dining, banquet and cocktail servers. Sheraton Hotel and Conference Center. Call 886-6100. I i L- FOR SALE _ Amiga lOOOcompuler,color monitor, extra disk drive, u e, novation modern.Iots of. ftware. $650 negotiable. Call Bill 639-4751. Part-time 15-20 hours per week. Late afternoon/early evening hours weekdays only. Applicant must be able to type and have basic computer knowledge. Apply in person at A.C.A. Family Recovery Center, 611 56th Street, Kenosha, Wi, or call Diane Mielke, Business Office Manager at 652-0323. ABBA fan club meeting Moln 1221, Friday. I L-.HELP WANTED , _ Bam Bam, It has beentwo great years. Wouldn't it be nice... Thank you for allmy happiness:. Love Pebbles. Best fund raiser on campus looking for fraternity/sorority or student organization that would like to earn $500- $1000 for one wk on campus mkg project. Must be organized and hard working. Call Beverly or Jeanine at 800- 592-2121. To Steve and Dawn- You have our solemn vow. No more two-timing. Sing! Small church seeking Christians who have musical experience in singing and/or mu ical instruments. Must have transportation. We will provide uaveJ expenses and cash gift. Contact Pastor Henricks at 878- J590, 8am2pm M-F. Andy Warhol is an excellent idea.-Hawk. IF Girls and Jackie, Justa little note to say thanks for putting up with us. Love Pebbles and Bam Bam ISERVICES OFFERED I Hey Excell '90-Camp Sydney Coen, lose or find any shoes lately? Or, how about canoeing for lost shoes? The dark Help wanted. Tutoring in reading and general childcare I LOST AND FOUND I hair smile-The Union God- TOGETHER IN THE 90'S Typing: done in my home. Six (Czechoslovakia) bas- . dess! UW .PARKSIDE Fast and professional service. ketball tickets, Nov.9. Con- HOMECOMING '90 Student rates. Call Debbie tact Chris Toliver 634-9604. Get off your can and bring U)dayat681-3522before7~ WEPNESDAY, OCTOBER 17 ., . two non-perishable items to pm . 12 Noon- Bed Race Missing - Calvin & Hobbes A r.m '*rlW::8 MlU1cI the Homecoming soccer Homecoming Poster. Please game & get in free!!! ATTENTION '''' -,-- Return to the Ranger Office. Immediate openings for THURSDAY. QCTOBER 18 I 7:30p.m. - Coronation of King & Queen Herbicides cause cancer' COLLEGE STUDENTS MISCELLANEOUS I ' . 8:00p.m .• Comedian CRAIG HIGGINS • PART.TIME WORK 9:00p.m. - Bon Rre Very Flexible schedule Racine shelter for homeless' 9:30p.m. - lip Sync Contest Spring Break 1991. Indi- U_Square women and children about to International Mktg. firm FRIDAY,OCTOBER 19 has 23 openings. Work WE NEED EARN 3-5 hours on evenings. 7:00p.m. - Dinner U_'04&106 SELF-MonvATED Weekends optional. 8:00p.m. - Casino UnionBazaar 9:00p.m. - Dance with GERARDu_Square STUDENTS. EXTRACA$H $7.65 to start. Full SATURDAY,OCT08ER20 EARN UP TO $1OJHR. -r 12 noon - JV vs Faculty (soccer) training provided, $25for WITH THE PUSH OF" PIN. Ibooks. 1:30p.m. - UWP vs SI. Norbert College MarItllt credit canis on campus Put up_IS With applieationlorms lor Scholarships awarded """"""F_ Rexible hours. ' Get into the game FREE ~, MaslerCard and olher national if you bong a non--persah.able Only 10 positions available. and some paid intern- food lIeml credR cards on campus. And eam up to ~ by PI $gma Epsilon. Wy-. LIltary lMnwIv Cetnr An:flhon~. Call Now $2 lor each 11SpOnSe.ll's that easy. ships. The Nabonal CcJIe,pl:. A.IcohoI A~ w..... Commrtt .. , and the fb.:ac:omwJg Call Call 11 am • 5pm. c:on-.no1-811J.95H472 Ext. 20 1_950-11137 Ext. 75 259-8118, Main office. .ot . Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 7, October 18, 1990 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 6 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Shaw proposes systemwide enrollment cuts Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document • University of Wisconsin --Parks ide Shawproposes systemwide enrollment cuts Dan Chiappetta News Editor On October 5,1990, the UW- Board of Regents approved and passedUW-SystemPresidentKen- nethShaw'senrollment cut ofmore than 7,000 students the next four years. The plan will be in effect until1994-95. University of Wisconsin S ys- tem President Kenneth Shaw has proposed enrollment cuts of more than 7,000 full-time students dur- ingthe next four years. Both the 13 four-year universities and the 13 two-year centers are included in !heCDt. Shaw 's CUl proposal wouldre- duce the present UW-Syslem stu- dentpopulation of 133,146 students to 126,025 students and will reduce the UW-System's student body by five percent. If Shaw's proposal passes, this would mean a cut of more than 12,000 students from 1987 to 1994. The United Council, the old- est and one of the largest state student associations in the nation, responded to Shaw's proposed en- rollment cut. "This cut of 7,000 students would be a devastating blow to the people of Wisconsin." said Brenda Leahy, United Council President. Bill Homer, PresidentofUW- Parkside's Student Government Association, and Chris Daniel. PSGA Vice-President. also reo sponded. "I'm against it," said Homer. "You're restricting education only to those who can afford it. Is that what public education isall about?" "It's good and bad," said Daniel. "It's good because more money would be available for higher level education. It's bad because it's notallowing those who have the potential, but not the motivation." According to Shaw, the UW- System lacks the money and re- sources to educate limitless num- bers of students. Healso stated that the cuts are in response to a de- clining amount of high school graduates. "A state system should allow anyone the chance to gain a broad- based education tostrengthen their skills for a bright future," said Kenneth Shaw Leahy. "A college education should not be just for an elite few." "Byresbicting enrollment you are going to increase tuition. Tu- ition has increased 105percent the past eight years," said Homer. "By cutting enrollment it will continue to increase. n . The UW Board ofRegents will be considering Shaw's proposed cuts this week. Mc~rtiff visitsParkside's ~hHdCareCenter . Ranger Photo by 3unni Beeck McGruff plays with children The campus police and the children of the Parkside Child Care Center co-hosted an anni- versary party for McGruffOct.3. Some of McGruff s friends from the Somers Fire Department and Rescue Squad and Kenosha County's Deputy Friendly, Wil- liam Metiillo. anended the party. .The children received Jr. Crime Fighter badges from McGruff and UW-Parkside Police Officer Schlecht and learned how . McGruff's friends help them when they need help; Domestic violence law causes problems for Residence Hall students .--------.., by Dan Chiappetta News Editor Under the one-year-old do- mestic violence/abuse law, UW- Parksidestudents rooming together at housing could go straight tojail if they were involved in a fight. Domestic violence/abuse in- volves the following: 1. Intential infliction of physical pain, physical injury or illness. 2. Intentional impairment of physical condition. 3. Sexual assault. 4. A physical act, or threat in - conjunction with a physical act which may cause the other person to reasonably fear imminent engagement in the conduct de- scribed above. Persons who can engage in domestic violence/abuse. include the following: I. An adtilt person against his/her spouse, former spouse or adult relative(parent, grandparent, stepparent, brother, sister, first cousin, nephew, niece, uncle, aunt, stepbrother, stepsister, child, step- child,father-in·law,mother-in-Iaw. daughter-in·Jaw or son-in-law). 2. An adult person against an adult with whom theperson resides or formerly resided. According to DeAnn Possehl, Directorcf Residence Hall, the law was basically enacted for married couples or couples living together, but it also applies to college roommates. Possehl recalled seven incidents the first of couple months the law was in force and only t~o incidents since then. In UW-Parkside's Residence Hall Handbook 1990-91, it states that the university will not tolerate verbal or physical abuse behavior. A physical act or a threat in con- Junction with aphysical actbetween roommates or former roommates . See Violence, Page 18 Inside... Editorial " Page 2 PSGA Report Page 3 Devil's Advocate; Page:3 'Counselor's Comer,Page4 Sports ", Page9t AlcoholPt\llout. .•;.Page 11 VolunJeeJ:,:,.,~;;:... .Paie'1,S Intetrtati~,;., ..•. .Page Pi!: ')\- - ,".- - . 'B!hnj.c Af.l'a,frs.,; •• -.Pagc 23 Oassifiech..:: ...... ..ra&e24 . -~-------=E=-:;d;-;-:-it-on7"::· aT} ~-} • ."PaF2 I \ I lOnmo 3IlT ~ . ' . ... ... ·.:.'~tA~~ ..... ""'1 OcIO~ t the Editor Letters 0 Also, when you're at an a1I.w~ To the editor: n (ju- party and they ask YOU dance ~ Why is it when a you g few say no. Then they say YOU : venile) brother p~Il\~~t :mgS? soul, all blacks have soul,and YOI hundreddollaIshe s~ rm g driving justmightbeoneoflheunfonunatt And, oh, how come I r harassed blacks without soul. These ill a 1990Men:edeSBenzlO~ of black stereotypes we face everyday. In by the police? If a car u h the sub- concluding, don't prejudge SOIne. men were to nde thro ~d become one unless you find out aboUI the urbs ~e neighbors w~~ck wom,"" person who's liVing inside that hystencal. Also, ifa h . man the particular body. See Yal were to date a w. ue And Chris TOli, brothers would be like darn. tt what about when a black wants a new car; the dealer always offers a Cadillac. And who's to say Viet- namese, Japanese, and Chinese all like alike? And what about when they say blacks have the biggest lips; takealookatMcJagger. What about when a brother orders a beer at a tavern, and the bartenders says no more Malt Liquor? Then you have your b-ball coaches who re- cruit you because you can dunk and dribble that ball. He offers you a car and money just so you play b- ball for him. He doesn't give a damn if ou ass colle e or not. To the Editor, I enjoy reading Gabe'sGab, I find Gabe Kluka warm and wiUy sometimes a bit off-beatbutqun; entertaining; irreverent but a1wa~ with a point to make. Hemakes hij points well, a credu in no smau measure to his excellem writing ability. My admiration has beeu nudged up a few nOlches,howevtt, since reading his most retenl opionion, "No Humor in Blalant Bigotry." Kluka was hard.hilling See Letters, P3gl4 From the desk of the Editor by Craig Simpkins When a world leader, a person of significance in our country, or a local community leader passes away, they usually get more than just an obituary in the local newspapers. This poli.iv should hold true for students at UW -Parkside, whether they are involved or dedicated or neither. Questions have been raised about the recent publication of a student's death on the frontpage of the Ranger. Well, the Ranger staff reads many c:olJege DeWSplpers from acros.s the country on a weekly basis, and many of our fellow newspapers also follow tIlis formaL It has been againsI the policy of the Ranger in the past to put death notices on page one. But just . l.ike.. ydung else, policies can be changed. Therefore, the Ranger will continue this practice uniU the 1990-91 publulung year expires, And mC8SC you dido 'tsee it, there was a poster hanging in theGreenquistconcourse this past week that said, "M you bend from reading the Ranger? Confused and frustrated, and everything else too? Well if you are, join the Humor Club." When the Director of Student Activities was questioned about this sign, she stated that if they ~n 'I allowed to hang tIlis sign their freedom of speech would have been violated. We have one response to that. and you can think of what il is! The Direclorof Student Activities is supposed to promote unity among the sllldent clubs and organizations; do you call demeaning a fellow organization unity? We have ooe questioll for the so-called Hwnor Cub. When was the last time the Ranger published a 20 pllge poper on. weekly ba1is like we are doing now? Or pUIout a 36 page swnmer issue spectacular? These are bodl accompIisIImenu we an: proud of. The reason why the Ranger is a better paper is because we have a business Sl8ff \bat warts ni&ht and day selling advertisements and a well·trained editorial staff. Our business III8lllIIlCt bas also spent hlllldreds of hours revamping the bookkeeping system so that it is set for the 1990's. Our spans depanmem bas improved their new pullout section by 300% over last year. The Phy. Ed staff has commented that it is the best sportS section that they have seen in years. Besides that, we spent many hoon here this summer trying to prepare for the upcoming school year. We 8lleDdedanationai cooference 10 gain tips on how to improve our newspaper. We know some of our hard worlc has paid oft because we have received several memos from the administration complimenting how much the paper has improved. But you WOO'tknow this about us because you don't read the Ranger anyway. University of Wisconsin-Parkside . '... Ranger . Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Subscription rate. for .<?I"I~ year is ~.o.O, Please address all correspondence to: . ". R.nger. UW-P~rkside Wood Road. Box .2000 .. .Kenostia, WI .53141-2000 ~ Editorial Office (414) 553-2287 Business Office (41~) 553·2295 Editor-in-Chief . . Craig A. Simpkins NewsEditor . "',:.:,'::.:::;;:.. '::::'/.,.>:,:' -Buelness Manager Dim Chiappeita . . .. .. . Kennelh J. Schuh International Editor' ,.. ,Asst. 'Business Manager . . Heather Me!" Gwen Heller .' Feature Editor . Advertising M'''Ser Katie Knight . . . 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Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 6, October 11, 1990 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. UW-Parkside mourns loss of dedicated student Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document MF- University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Kenosha, Wisconsin Volume 1% Number 5 J. iir iiiwuaiiwin oriflEK rarcrssass,'•&&»- CftWHWIlfait- UW-Parkside mourns loss of dedicated student by Dan Chiappetta News Editor Joel Klepel, a UW-Parkside junior, passed away on September 27, 1990. Klepel, from Racine, committed suicide when he inhaled carbon monoxide by locking himself in his home garage and levaing his car motor running. Klepel, who once before tried to commit suicide, was 20. v "He was always so intense, so up. There was no room for failure," said Tom Neubauer, a UWParkside student, about Klepel. "He always had time for others." "It's strange. He was there, and now he's not there anymore," said Chris Daniel, a UW-Parkside junior who worked with Klepel. Klepel, a Chemistry major, was very involved in his community and at UW-Parkside. "He was a veryn ice guy," said Chris Frey, a UW-Parkside junior. At UW-Parkside, Klepel worked in the Academic Research Center as a math tutor and he was also a volunteer reader for the blind. In the Racine area he was a vacation bible teacher, baseball coach, member of the Experimental Aircraft Association, and belonged to, the bell choir of Trinity Lutheran Church. According to Cherie Helt, a UW-Parkside junior who worked • wi th Klepel in the Center, Klepel was very interested in "fires" and "aviation." "He loved to go to fires. He'd listen to the scanner and when he heard a fire, he would go take pictures," stated Helt. "He also loved airplanes." Helt explained that Klepel never mentioned a word about committing suicide. "I was extremely surprised," said Helt. Latesha Jude, who worics in the Academic Research Center, was also surprised. "I was shocked," stated Jude, a UW-Parkside sophmore. "He always seemed happy." It's too late toc hange Klepel's decision, but it's not too late to let others know that if they're going through a bad time in their lives, there are professionals on campus and off campus that can help. These people are willing to listen and offer advice. UW-Parkside's Learning Assistance and Counseling offers personal counseling. The professional staff provides short-term counseling related to stress, depression, alcohol and drug abuse, Joel Klepel family disharmony, relationship vicesalsoprovidesprofessionaland problems and difficulty adjusting to college. UW-Parkside's Health Ser- Free caffeine pills cause concern for student health by Kelly McKissick Staff Writer The widespread distribution of Vivarin, a caffeine stimulant, in Follett bookstore promotional sample packages has raised health concerns with Student Health Services and administration. Vivarin's caffeine content, according to package information, is equal to two cups of coffee. The potential danger with this product lies in abuse or use in combination with other caffeine products, such as coffee or soda. According to Sandra Riese, director of StudentHealth Services, use of Vivarin and other caffeine stimulants can increase the heart rate and sensitivity of the nervous system and decrease the ability to concentrate. Riese's concern with the presence of Vivarin in the sample packages is thatshe doesn't want use of these products promoted on campus through mass distribution. Although the campus bookstore currently sells a similar product, No-Doz, it is not a product that is being handed out to students, as in the promotional packages. "I understand that people will do what Sandra Riese they want, but I don't recommend widespread distribution. I don't feel that students realize the danger of using [stimulants and other caffeine products] together. Yourbody gets so wired that you lose your ability to concentrate," she said. Steve McLaughlin, director of Student Life, stated that the packages were part ofa national promotion by the Follett company. It was up to each campus to decide if they wished to have the packages distributed. Although he admitted that the contents of the packages were not closely examined, he said, "If the company plans on using this type of promotion again, we would want to see what will be in the packages first, and consider whether or not we wish to participate, especially ift he contents could be considered offensive to anyone." "Our concern was that there was something of value in them for students in the form of coupons and other types of samples," McLaughlin stated. "However, I don't think that we should be promoting the use of [caffeine stimulants] and it is something that we need to re-evaluate." Riese said an effort was made to have the, Vi varin samples removed from packages that were not yet distributed, but the Follett company stated that it did not have the manpower to change the contents. Lorraine Meyer, a Student Health nurse, explained that there were a few students on campus last semester who ended up having serious health problems because they abused caffeine stimulants in addition to consuming other types of caffeine. Meyer feels that because of widespread distribution, many more students may take the product "They may not have necessarily thought of using Vivarin before, but it has been made avaiblale to them. It would be best if stuconfidential counseling related to drugs and alcohol. See Student, page 13 dents just disposed of the samples," she said. "If we're promoting a drugfree campus, we should not be mass distributing these types of things," Riese commented. Meyer added, "We want students to make good choices, and we don't advocate the use of Vivarin or any excessive amounts of caffeine." Editorial .Page 2 PSGA Report Page 3 Devil's Advocate....Page 3 Gabe's Gab ..Page 4 Sports Page 7 Counselor's Corner.Page 8 International Page 14 Volunteer. Page 15 This Week Pagel7 Classifieds Page20 Ranger, Page 2 Editorial October 4,1990 Letters to the Editor OK NOW—YOU RING THE DOORBELL, AND LET'S GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! To the Editor Why call your black sister a female dog or your black brother a mother f;.... If you open your eyes and observe, that's all you have at UW-Parkside. What I'm saying is let's be there for one another and quit being ignorant. All we do is make ourselves look bad and the other people just have a big laugh. No one likes to be embarassed or made a fool of, so if we straighten up now, they'll have nothing to say. Let's get on with our lives and be positive role models for the upcoming generation of blacks. Let's also be competitive and challenge our classmates. We already have our foot in the door, so don' t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. Now wouldn't that be better than fighting one another and cursing each other. I end this by saying pe ace, and be down for your crown no matter what anyone has to say. by Chris Toliver To the Editor There's a different kind of racism pervading the campus nowadays. It's not racism against Afro- Americans (although that still is very predominant), but racism against the smaller cultures that make up the student population, like Kenyans and people of Middle - Eastern cultures. So far I havn't seen any literature circulating dealing with this like the pamphlets that have popped up on campus in the past proclaiming "Save America for the White Race." This kind of racism is a little more subtle than that, like snubbing someone because they look Palestinian. Ever notice how there's always a table in the coffee shop or cafeteria occupied by minority students only, whether they are Indian, Nairobian, or Afro- Ajnerican, and all Anglo-Saxons seem to stay clear of that table? After the International Club See Letters, page 4 From the desk of the Editor Many students have been questioning student fees lately, so I am going to attempt to answer some of those inquiries. Every semester you by pay student fees which are part of your tuition payment. This year, Craig students will pay $126 for student fees and $764.50 for tuition. Simpkms The next most asked question is who distributes student fees. It is called the Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee. This committee consists of eight members: six senators and two student-at-large seats. This is a very important committee because they are responsible for over one mil lion dollars in funding. SUFAC distributes student fees according to projected needs to the five largest organizations and to many other services available on campus. If we didn't have segregated fees we wouldn't have student organizations to serve our needs. The Parkside Student Gov erme n t is here tod efend your student rights; without PSGA, there woudl be no organization standing up for the students. The Ranger newspaper informs the students of campus issues and events; without them you would be uninformed on many issues. The Parkside Activities Board is here to bring you campus events on campus; without them you would be more bored than you awrei th the present number ofa vailable activities. The Student Organizations Council is the umbrella organization for over 40 clubs on campus; without SOC there wouldn't be any funding available for clubs on campus. The Parkside Adult Student Alliance is on campus as a peer support group for non-traditional students; without them there wouldn't be a meetingplace for adult students. There are also many services offered on campus; many other resources are covered in this weeks Counselor's Corner. Students have also questioned whether segregated fees should be optional. This option would mean that about one hundred students would pay segregated fees, because no matter how much effort organizations at this institution expend cm programming, students still don't attend many events. There isn'tany way to avoid students fees. You are supporting services on campus with student fees, so you should use offered services as much as possible, attend sponsored events, and use the entire university experience to its greatest advantage. More importantly than the amount of student fees that we pay is the benefit derived from what we do pay. What we have said, and will continue to say, is get involved and make the most of UW-Parkside and what it has to offer. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press General Staff: Donald Andrewski, Gabe Kluka, Jim Newcomb, RufusThorne, David Doherty, Mona Shannon, Lisa Vopal, John Taylor, David Wick, Bill Hawkins, Jeff Bromstad, Latesha Jude, Kelly McKissick, Sara Kahl, Mike McKowen, Kimberly Tenerelli, Chris Deguire, Susan Luedkes I Subscription rate for one year is $5.00. Please address all correspondence to Ranger UW-Parkside Wood Road Box 2000 Kenosha. Wl 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414)553-2287 Business Office (414) 553-2295 News Editor Dan Chiappetta International Editor Gwen Heller Feature Editor Katie Knight Entertainment Editor Dawn Mailand Sports Editor Jeff Lemmermann Asst. Sports Editors i Jeff Reddick Ted Mclntyre Copy Editor Tod McCarthy Asst. Copy Editor Franca Savaglio Layout Editor Scott Singer Editor-in-Chief Craig A. Simpkins Business Manager Kenneth J. Schuh Advertising Manager Terri Fortney Advertising Representative Heather McGee Public Relations Greg Lebrick Photo Editor Don Prange Photographers Sunni Beeck Todd Goers Henry Cornett Cartoonists Paul Berge Chris Ingram Glen Kelly Advisors Stuart Rubner Jan Nowak • October 4,1990 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 The Devil's Advocate A day in the life of a college student by Donald R. Andrewski Last Wednesday I arose at sunrise and looked out of my bedroom window. Remembering the old adage about healthy, wealthy and wise, I indeed feltas if I had the world by the throat. Stretching, I inhaled a deep breath of clean air (as clean as it is going to get) and began my day. After conducting all of my business, I arrived on campus after 10:00 am and began the ritual of orbiting the parking lots searching for a parking place. With the skill and dexterity of a demo-derby driver, I out-maneuvered several people and secured a place. There is a definite advantage to driving a rolling wreck. People with new cars won't mess with someone who drives a car that looks like a modem art masterpiece. As I mused to myself, I began to think that there has to be a better way. As I surveyed the landscape, I wondered why UW-Parkside couldn't build tri-level parking ramps, like they have in downtown Racine. Even one such facility in the Union parking lot would increase the number of available parking spaces by approximately 150% (my estimate), and could be done without endangering the prairie or woodland areas. Once I arrived on campus, I discovered that the Coffee Shoppe does not make french fries before 11:00 am. Now let's get real here. We are college students, that peculiar breed of individuals who never sleep and eat cold pizza and french fries for breakfast. Are the food services trying to rob us of our identity as college students or merely preparing us for the real world where corporate power breakfasts do not include cold pizza and french fries? In any event, I believe that fries should be available way before 11:00. Sensing that this day was going nowhere fast, I stopped to get a drink of water. As I approached the bubbler (water fountain for you folks from Minnesota), the unit began squirting waterbefore I touched it As I stood there in mild bewilderment trying to figure out this mechanism, I noticed that the new bubblers now have sensing devices that detect something two feet in front of it and automatically activate. Are the students that stupid that they can no longer operate the bubblers? Why did the school waste the money on these new units? Why don't they save their money and spend it on something more worthwhile, suchaspaikingramps? Other unanswered questions: Park without a permit and it costs five bucks; park with an expired permit and it costs ten bu cks. Why? It seems to me that both are equivalent in that the driver does not have a valid permit Why do women get menopause? Shouldn't they get "womenopause"? An American can join the French Foreign Legion but a Frenchman cannot join the American Legion. I wonder why? With all of the paperwork college students have to fill out for class registration and financial aid, shouldn't we get college credit for it? Parkside Student Government Association Suggestion box or garbage can? by Jill Jensen PSGA Senator Parkside Student Government Association is your voice. PSGA watches and listens to what is happening on campus. Every week PSGA writes an article for the Ranger to keep you, the students, informed about your campus. You may have concerns or suggestions about the campus and this is where PSGA can help. PSGA has two suggestion boxes: one in Molinaro and the other in Comm. Arts. They are green with black lettering. You can not miss them! These boxes are for the students to use for questions and suggestions, and PSGA will answer them as quickly and as accurately as possible. Now that you know where and what the PSGA suggestion boxes look like, please use them wisely. PSGA provides the students these boxes in order to help resolve student problems. But all we have found is garbage thrown into them. I mentioned to all of you that you can not miss them so do not use them as garbage cans. I do believe college students can distinguish between PSGA boxes and garbage cans, so let's put the garbage where it belongs and use the suggestion boxes for the benefit of all students. You get out of education what you put into it. If you feel your campus is garbage, then that is all it will ever amount to. The suggestion box iso ne way to voice a concern and another way is to attend committee meetings on campus. Committee meetings: Admissions, Records and Student Information Committee, Friday, October 5th, 9 am, Moln D131; and Student Services Committee, Wednesday, 12 pm, Comm. Arts 142. We also need a student on the Committee on Teaching and one student on Course and Curriculum Cftmmiugg. All students should also be concerned about MRF. MRF is the Mandatory Refundable Fee which is the required amount taken out of every student's tuition. This fee is currently 50 cents and this fee is for United Council's spending money. It is called Ref undable because each student, upon request, can be reimbursed if you write to UC. It has now been decided by United Council General Assembly that the MRF be raised to 75 cents per student. Once this resolution was passed, it went to each campus's student government to be passed. Parkside's student government chose not to pass the fee increase! However, it went back to United Council as a consensus and the 25 cents increase was passed. Parkside abstained. Now this resolution has to go to the Regents, and if approved, it goes to Governor Thompson. If he passes this 25 cents increase then this raise will be tacked on to everyone's tuition. This once again shows what little input the students have when it comes to tuition, Get involved! Get involved! This is being heard and seen everywhere. Getting involved with campus events can be very rewarding. An activity that is coming up shortly is EXCEL. This is a leadership adventure being held October 13 - 14. EXCEL will improve your communications skills, interpersonal skills, organizational skills, and leadership skills. This can apply to everyone since our college days are suppose to get us ready for our future careers. The cost of EXCEL is only $10. The deadline for EXCEL is October 5th. Pick up your registration form in the Student Activities Office, Union 209. Senate meeting minutes Called to order at 12:09 pm. Roll call Senators: E. Jensen, J. Jensen, T. Jensen, Jude(E), Olson, Riccio, Rosier, Sikora, Yee, Nephew Guests: Don -Mathes, Michael Johnson, Gene Desotell, Craig Simpkins Eric Bovee, Tobin Lindblom, Steve McLaughlin Executive Branch: Bill Horner, Maggie Frymire Motion Sikora/Olson 9/28/90 :1 To approve the minutes of the previous meeting. Passes 9-0-0 Report of the President (Horner) Motion Sikora/Yee 9/28/90:2 To approve the delegation of Mario Riccio to PUAB at- large seat and Craig Simpkins PUAB as PSGA representative. Passes 9-0-0 -We need to purchase a new tape recorder that picks up everyone's voice clearly. -Because the copy machine has been overused, we will ask everyone to do all of their copying on the ditto machine because the cost is minimal. -Oct. 2nd at 3:30 pm, there will be a Faculty/Senate meeting and we need support from the student body to attend and to ask questions. Report of the Vice-President (Gary Nephew, Pro-Tempore sitting in for Chris Daniel) Written report Motion Olson/Sikora 9/28/90 :3 To approve the allocation of $30.95 for refreshments being served for Political Awareness Week. Passes 9-0-0 Report of Pro-Tempore (Nephew) -Tobin I *- idblom gives final report on his inicm project Motion J Jensen/Yee9/28/90:4 To approve the intern project by Tobin Lindblom. Passes 8-0-1 -Lindblom sworn in officially as a senator. -Political Awareness Week is next week so we need people to help register others to vote. Legislative Affairs Committee (Olson) Written report Report of U.C. Presidents (TJensen) Written report Report of U.C. Women's Affairs (Jude) Written report Unfinished business -Motion Riccio/T Jensen9/28/90:5 Toallocate$25.00forGregLebrick for his work on the PSGA brochures. Passes 9-0-0 Meetings for the following week: -Election Committee every Wednesday 12:30 pm in PSGA office -Student Service Wednesday, Oct. 10, at noon in C.A.142 -Faculty/Senate Oct. 2,3:30 pm in Moln. D137 October 4,1990 Parkside's monster - a battle plan by Gabe \ 's ' Kluka Every once in awhile, you must sit and ponder the mysteries of the universe. Recently, as I sat pondering over the Sunday paper, I came across a shocking headline, "Loch Ness monster may have relative in Lake Erie" (pardon me if I misquoted). I started to think on this a little bit, and suddenly I was hit with a terrifying revelation: Parkside probably has a monster. For those of you foolish enough to scoff at me, don't say I didn't warn you. For the rest of my faithful readers, I challenge you to test my evidence. If you find it convincing, report to Student Health Services immediately for a psychological evaluation. The monster I speak of lives underneath the various soda machines around campus. I'm almost positive that it spends most of its time in Molinaro. The reason I suspect this is because of the secretions it leaves by the soda machines. I know that most of you won't believe me, but you've got to listen! The secretions are little brown sticky circles that look like spilled soda. You're probably screaming at the top of your lungs, "That's because it is soda, Gabe! You bonehead!" Believe me, please, I know what I'm talking about. The fine students of Parkside are smart enough to dump their overfilled sodas into the grate on the bottom of the machine. Besides that, if they did happen to spill, there aren apkins only ten feeta way from any machine on campus, and I'm sure they would clean their messes up, so this eliminates them entirely from the picture. Now thatl've proved this thing exists, we have to get rid of it, because I am certain it is responsible for the disappearance of the freshmen who never are seen again after their first semester. The fact that they spend way too much time in the Rec Center has nothing to do w'h it. I guess the best way to rid ourselves of this thing would be to lure it out and poison it with a MOM: [A'tappers $ZH5 mhers y1u£Sj ir/EQS: Tkwce \o t-'rvz VOS ISOS G-R£($ "IERIA/ALL Tree M drink w'ljb T&rksde. i.t>, -Ihurs -Jam again with Thrks'd&'s tfefP LerrweiwaM •frti.tSfi-T: LUUZS'SHULKERM ^ ^foo\I3AIL MiVrf!:-. VM crcoa StcLclne, Coffee Shoppe hot dog, or, maybe, we can videotape it, and find out what time at night it comes out. Then, Security could blow up the soda machine with about 100 pounds of dynamite at the precise moment it is supposed to appear, killing the beast in the process. While these solutions seem simple, they are actually hazardous. The first alternative would require bait, probably human, to lure the monster out. If you wanted to be careful about the whole thing, you could trick the monster with a tape recording. I'm sure that it listens to find out when it is safe to come out. The distinctive snapping sound your shoes make after you've stepped in the secretions, and are attempting to unstick them from the floor, is probably what the monster listens for. So, what we could do irse cord someone in the labors of walking away from the soda machine. We could then play the tape recorder, and hope that the thing emerges from its lair, where it would find a strategically placed Coffee Shoppe hot dog, preferably one that ! ,s been on that little cooker all day. if we are lucky, and he is either hungry or stupid, he will eat it, and Editorial Policy Published every Thursday during the academic year, the Ranger does not publish during breaks or holidays. TheRangerispublished solely by the students of UW-Parkside, who are responsible for its editorial policy and content Letters to the editor will only be accepted if they are typed, doubled spaced, and 350 words or less. All letters must be signed, with a telephone number included for verification purposes. Names will be withheld upon request The Ranger reserves the right toe ditletters and refuset hose which are false and/or defamatory. Deadline for all letters and classified ads is Monday at 10 am for publication on Thursday. promptly expire, like so many students have in the past. The hazardous part would be handling the hot dog. The second alternative, if this one should fail, has two problems and is far more destructive. The second alternative, as I've said, would require a video camera to tape the monster. The first problem with this is finding a safe place to keep the recording equipment. I'm sure that with a little goading, the chancellor would donate her office to this noble cause. I'm sure that she isc oncerned with the wellbeing of the students, and would grant this request. Of course, she would have to explain to people who came into her office what the equipment was for. Seeing as it might be a little difficult to explain this to someone like Les Aspin, for instance, I would be more than happy to help out The second problem would be with finding the dynamite to blow up the machine and the monster. I guess that this would have to be left up to Security since they would be handling this alternative. If they were really convinced that there is a monster under the soda machine, I'm sure they could use a little muscleon the Chemistry Dept. to get them to make some dynamite. If that fails, I'm sure there is a natural gasJine and a Zippo lighter to be had somewhere around campus. Well, that's all for this week, because I'm plumb out of stupid. Remember, if you see the monster under the soda machine, take a picture! If you get this picture, call me. I know a guy on the fourth floor of Saint Catherine's Hospital who can help you. Letters to the Editor Continued from Page 2 meeting last Friday a few of the minority student members were talking about the exclusion they felt here on campus by other nonminority students, both in and out of class, and it bothers them. It makes a lot of the students feel like they aren't truly a part of campus, only casual observers. Now, this is something I'd expect to happen a few generations ago, when there weren't many minority students on college campuses. This should not beaprobleminthe 1990's, where students are taught to accept different cultures, and different viewpoints other than their own. Many minority students have moved here from their o wn countries and are now choosing to make America their permanent home. Many students are also here in America just to get a degree, leam about our culture and our government, and take all this information back to their country to make their country a better place to live. We, as bom andraised Americans, should feel flattered that people from other countries should want to come to America to study, and emulate our way of life in their own countries. Our international students have so much to offer those of us who have lived here all of our lives. Instead ofjustreading about China or Pakistan we have the opportunity to talk to a student from these countries, and get firsthand information on their country and their viewpoint on world affairs, such as the Middle East crisis. I, along with many Middle Eastern students, are afraid that this time next year the campus atmosphere is going to resemble that of the Vietnam era, where students are going to transfer their hatred for the situation in the Middle East to some of those students here. The idea of that happening is both terrifying and realistic. Instead of being narrowminded and letting something like that happen, we, the non-minority students, should start listening to and accepting viewpoints other than our own, and make a conscious effort to make minority students feel like they are apart of this campus, not just casual outside observers of the American way of life. Tracie A. Nelson October 4,1990 Spotlight Ranger, Page 5 i PAB President Michelle Deede works on programming Parkside Activities Board by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor Although everyone knows about theacademic life atParkside, some students have not yet learned about the social environment Parkside also offers. One of the strongest supporters of social life is the Parkside Activities Board (PAB). PAB is the student programming organization for the Parkside community and provides the campus with a wide variety of educational, cultural and social entertainment. "It's something we do for the students (programming). We are not just a social club," commented Marie Boris, chairperson of the Live Entertainment committee. PAB gives the students the opportunity to develop leadership qualities, gain advertising, communication and marketing experience while also having fun, working behind the scenes and meeting the performers, improving their resumes, attaining cooperative teamwork skills and having loads of fun!!! The members of PAB attend conferences, talk to the agents, negotiate prices, sharpen their communication skills, book the entertainment and work with a $100,000budget Michelle Deede, president of PAB, added that the students "get a choice in what comes to Parkside. They get to use what they learn in the classroom." PAB links education and the infamous "real world" in an exciting manner. There are eight different committees that make up PAB. Concepts and Controversies deals with topics of interest to today's students and presents local, regional and nationally known speakers. This committee has brought in speakers to talk about apartheid, abortion, stress, rain forests and zombies. The Film & Video Committee brings in a variety of films, including popular favorites, classics and non-traditional films to Parkside. Currently, this committee is offering "Glory," 'Total Recall" and "I Love You to Death." The Live Entertainment Committee holds dances and concerts featuring all types of music. Local bands, as well as the hottest groups from the Midwest and the nation are booked by this committee. For each dance, members of PAB are involved with the band from around 4 pm to 2 am, whethre it is loading in the equipment, helpir ^ with the sound check, working the door during the dance or loading the truck after the dance has ended. Events coming up for this semester are "Children," "Juke Box Heroes" and the spectacular "Mirage." The Nightlife Committee is responsible for bringing in some of the best musical nightclub entertainment as well as putting together popular gameshows such as: the Boob Tube (PAB's version of Remote Control), Family Feud, the Dating Game and others. So far this semester, the Nightlife committee has booked the Billy McLaughlin Band and ACME vocals, and on Oct. 11, "Aurora" will be making their appearance at Parkside as well. The Performing Arts Committee is responsible for bringing contemporary, cultural programs such as world renowned dancers, mimes, ballets, musicals, instrumental ensembles and more. The line-up for this semester includes Ballet Francais de Nancy, the Koslov Youth Dance Ensemble, Armenta Hummings and the Big Band Jamboree. Tom DeLuca is just one of the many performers that the Special Events committee books for Parkside's entertainment. Comedians, ventriloquists, magicians, the annual Arts & Crafts Fair and other events are also this committee's specialty. The Travel & Recreation committee has been known for its popular annual ski trips and Brewers game tailgate parties, as well as Jello-wrestling, scavenger hunts and even parachuting. Finally, the Marketing Committee is the serious business student's dream. This committee is responsible for overseeing publicity and advertising of PAB events, working together to think up new and exciting ways to promote events. Most recently, this committee has undergone window painting as a way tod raw attention to events. Joining PAB does not mean giving up all of your free time. Students are always needed for ushering at events (for which you will receive free admission), decorating before events, making or hanging up posters or passing out flyers on table tops. "There's a certain satisfaction in driving out to school every day for more than just attending classes," remarked Deede. One new feature Live Entertainment will be attempting is to have local bands play at Parkside more often. Any local band may send a demo tape and promotional materials to: UW-Parkside, Parkside Activities Board, Wood Road - Box 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141-2000. The students who comprise the executive board of PAB are: Michelle Deede, President; Judy Bostetter, Vice President; Jon Hearron, Art Director; Rika Morishita, Secretary; and the chairpersons - Ya'Coub Ayyoub, Marketing; Marie Boris, Live Entertainment; Jared Brieske, Travel & Recreation; Erica Wernecke, Film & Video; Renee Pughsley, Performing Arts; Edris Saldana, Concepts & Controversies; and the Nightlife and Special Events committees which currently have no chairpersons. Students interested in joining PAB may stop in the office, located on theDI level of the Union, behind the Information Center or call Michelle Deede at 553-2650. The next general meeting is Wednesday, October 10 at noon. Meet in the PAB office. Ranger Photo by Sunni Beeck Next Week's Spotlight: The Parkside Student Government Association Ranger, Page 6 Opinion RgCQrfl Review Heart stopping guitars rejuvenate Priest by Chris DeGuire Judas Priest Painkiller Columbia 1990 Strap yourself in tight for what is definitely the comeback of the year and is bound to make Judas Priest a household nameo nce more. This is what heavy met al is all about: lightning fast guitar solos, crunching rhythms, scorching vocals and the drive of the double bass drums. This is Painkiller. Every track is powerful in its own right, from anthems like "Leather Rebel" and "One Shot at Glory" to the pure mayhem of "Painkiller" and "Metal Meltdown." Propelling each track isf ormer Racer X drummer, Scott Travis, a welcome addition to an old band reborn. Vocalist Rob Halford is also at his personal best, especially on tracks such as "Painkiller" and "Hell Patrol." But it's the guitars that bring the songs to life. K.K. 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Craphics simulate Microsoft* Windows* version 30. a product and trademark of Microsoft Corporation.® 1990 Zenith Data Systems Corporation October 4,1990 by Rufus Thorne When I went to visit my cousin, Sara, this last summer in Los Angeles I found that she had little concern for the environment and its limited resources. I told her that she should think about saving recyclable items instead of throwing them away. She replied that she was too busy to do that and it became obvious to me that she didn't want such thoughts to be roaming around her tiny, materialistic mind. The next week I was there, Sara's sister Nancy flew out after finishing summer school to stay in L.A. with us. Nancy is much diffe rent than Sara. Nancy is a member of Greenpeace and dresses like a hippie. She was aghast that we were not reyccling items. She went on to give her sister a speech that made mine sound like a careless comment. While Nancy continued to reprimand her older sister, I ducked out to watch some television. Nancy noticed this and was prepared to give me a dose of her fury. She asked me if I recycled items. I replied confidently I did. She saw that her wrath was diminishing to a soft breeze so she asked me what I recycled, assuming that I would say one or two items at the most. I told her that I recycled aluminum, glass, paper, plastic and motor oil "Oil?", she restated, "I didn't know you could recycle oil." "Yes, oil." I replied. "What item on the list that I just mentioned do you suppose causes the most damage to the environment?" She looked back atm e with blank eyes. I hadb unted a ball to her and it was clearly too far out of her reach to catch. I stated, "Oil. Oil is the most harmful." And with that she left the room and didn't bother me until two days later. But during those days, we saved plastic, glass and aluminum. My hostess, Sara, kept her sister and me busy seeing the sights in California. She had an itinerary that kept us on the move constantly. While we were driving around from place to place in my cousin's car, I would drink my favorite soft drink wi th it's high caffeine content. After finishing my can of soda, I would crinkle the can and lay it on the floor. When we returned back to my cousin's apartment I would place my can on the kitchen counter; because of the lack of space, the countertop was the decided place for aluminum storage. All of the cans Nancy drank were perfect in appearance. The only way one could tell that its contents had been consumed was to either notice that the top had been opened or to feel the loss of weight All of my cans laid on their sides because of creases I impressed in them. So one night, after an exhausting day, Nancy watched me place my cans among the rest on the kitchen counter. She looked at me, clearly aggravated. "Why do you crease your cans like that?", she demanded. "I do that so the can doesn't roll around on the floor of the car dribbling a sticky mess," I replied. Sara nodded to me with approval, noticing that her car was being taken into consideration. (The relationship between a Californian and their car is dangerously intimate.) Nancy exploded, "You're just making it harder on everybody!" I was angry now. "What do you mean?", I asked as pleasantly as I could. Sara was also confused by her sister's anger. Nancy replied slowly, asi f I were too stupid to undesrtand anything, Why don't you take into consideration the person who recycles your aluminum? Remember, you are trying to recycle your cans, not ruin them!" Suddenly I felt infuriated and extremely fatigued all at once. I still did not understand what her problem was, and her sister was still confused as well. I questioned, "And how is it that you feel I am ruining my cans? How is it that I am making it harder on everyone?" She replied, "How would you like to be the one who has to straighten out your cans and make them look like new?" 1 couldn't believe my ears. "Staighten them out!" I almost cackled. "Your think they straighten out every can that is crinkled? Are you serious?" Nancy looked back at me with the same blank eyes I had seen >efore. I was about to hit another ball that she had pitched to me, in her ballpark, and I was going to hit it out of her league once again. I calmed down. "They don't straighten my cans," I said pointing to all my lazy pop containers lying on the counter. "They crush your cans and then thy melt them with all the others." If you're going to jump on the recycling bandwagon, know the fact s. ts oil should be recycled too. - Excel '90 promises to enlighten campus leaders by Susan Luedkes Staff Writer The Student Activities Office of UW-Parkside will be hosting Excel '90 "The 1990 Leadership Adventure" Oct.1 3 and 14a t Camp Sidney Cohen in Delafield, Wisconsin. The Excel'90 participants will be departing Parkside's Union at 9 am by bus Oct. 13. They will return from the retreat about 5 pm Oct. 14. This year's Excel consists of a new selection of indoor and outdoor sessions. These include various lectures that will install certain leadership qualities as well as enhance the student's originality, critical thinking, and communication skills. Several speakers have been invited to share their knowledge and insight at Excel '90. These guests are from Parkside, Carroll College, Marquette University and other various universities. This retreat is not all lectures, but will include several recreational activities. This includes such items as stress breakers, risk-taking discussions, and team exercises. English Club meeting Si; ma Tau Delta, the English honors society, has a chapter at UW-Parkside called Tau Psi. Students interested in joining are invited to an informational meeting on Wednesday, October 17 at noon inCA 135. Andrew McLean, Professor of English and Humanities, is the Faculty advisor for Tau Psi. He'll talk about the benefits of joining Sigma Tau Delta. Requirements for active membership include: (1) at least a 3.0 grade point in English courses, (2) a declared English major or minor, (3) at least two English courses beyond English 101. Requirements for associate members are the same except you need not be an English major or minor and can not hold an office in Tau Psi. There is a S20 lifetime membership fee. Benefits of membership include receiving a certificate of membership, membership card, pin, two copies of the Rectangle and society newsletter. In addition, members are eligible for scholarships and can attend national meetings. UW-P faculty members who have joined Sigma Tau Delta include Donald Kummings, Rosemary Hunkeler, Walter Graffin and Carol Lee Saffioti-Hughes. Diane Welsh, the coordinator of Excel '90, states, "Students geta lot out of it They examine their own skills, their own skill levels, and how those skills levels pertain to them. Then they do not have just a degree, they also have skills to go along with it. It's a chance for students to do their best and be the best they can be." Other benefits to this program are the opportunity to meet other students, share experiences, and develop friendships. The planning committee of Excel '90 is a dedicated staff of the Student Life Organization. This year's staff includes Daphne Cook, Deann Possehl, Steve Wallner, Diane Welsh, and Mary Ellen Wesley. They have been working long and hard booking speakers, planning details and drawing up the retreat's events. The schedule is based on student questionnaires and evaluations of past years. The staff welcomes eveiyone to attend Excel '90. There is no age limit or previous involvement necessary. The only criteria is to be eager to learn. "It is open to everyone," emphasizes Welsh. If you arei nterested and would like to attend, then obtain a registration form in either Union 209, the Union Information Center or any student organization office. There is a $10 coverage fee. It will provide the essentials for the workshops such as materials, housing, meals and transportation. Deadline for registration is Friday Oct 5(space is limited). Students are encouraged to get their registration forms in as soon as possible. If you'd like more information on Excel '90, drop by Union 209 or call 553-2279. HERE'S WHY THE SMART MONEY AT UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN IS GOING WIffl TIAA-CREF AS IF THE FUTURE DEPENDED ON IT. Because it does. Smart investors know that your future depends on how well your retirement system performs. TIAA-CREF has been the premier retirement system for people in education and research for over 70 years. We have enabled over 200,000 people like you to enjoy a comfortable retirement. 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For more complete information, including charges and expenses, call 1 800 842-2733, ext 5509 for a prospectus. Read the prospectus carefully before you invest or send money. Ranger. Page 8 Counseling October 4,1990 The Counselor's Corner , . You shouldn't have to be coerced, cajoled, threatened, forced, or, in the state of Wisconsin, badgered into using our services. The Part*"1* Student i by Stuart Rubner i ; '• • ' : S This university is nothing withoutits students, and its students are nothing without theu niversity's resources. Now that's not a terribly profound statement by any means, and I'm not making any claim that no onee lse hase ver said it before. But it's true that it's what the university provides thatenables students who want to be academically and personally successful to do just that I have said before in this column that any student who has what it takes to learn and who wants to earn a degree here, can. But most can't do it without taking advantage at one time oar nother of at least several of the enormous number of resources the campus provides as part of its educational mission. For example, math is a subjectthatthrowsa lotof students. So the Academic Resource Center in WLLC D-150 provides hours and hours of math tutoring each week at no charge to students. Writing is such an important part of being successful in college that we established the Writing Center as a part of the ARC to help students write more effectively. And not only will the Writing Center show you how to improve your writing, the staff will also show you how to put wht ayou are writing onto a computer so that making corrections and changes are a snap and your fin al product is legible. You cannot be successful if you are unable to think clearly and concentrate on your studies. So the university has two counselors in WLLC D-175 who provide Personal Counseling and help students overcome roadblocks which could interfere with studies. Contemporary acoustic pop rock bring 3 friends, get in free!! Fri. Oct 5th 8:30 doors open Union Square $2 students $3 guests 18 and up Depression, stress, family problems, low self-esteem are among the issues students bring to these counselors and want help resolving. For those thinking of going to graduate school, the Counseling and Testing Office in WLLC D-175 administers a number of grad uate sc hool exam s. They also offer CLEP exams for those wishing to earn college credit in a variety of academic subjects through testing. This is nota quick and dirty way of earning credits; it's assumed that you know a fair amount about a subject before you sign up to take the test. If you don't know what you want tod o with the resto f your life, but are faced with having to choose a major at some point in time, then a visit to The Career Center (also in WLLC D-175) is imperative. The Center staff will get you started on the process of discovering your career interests. And as you get into your junior and senior year, you'll appreciate how the Center can help you with your job search. There's a lot of emphasis today on volunteerism, and the Student Community Services office in WLLC D-175 will place those who wish to help others in volunteer positions in the community. While some might not think of the library as a resource in the same light as these other services, the Library/Learning Center staff is always eager to help students find what they need and make the most effective use of the print and non-print materials the library has in its collection. If all else fails, go to the Advising Center in lower Main Place — it's kind of the quintessential resource when it comes to finding out who's who and what's where at UW-Parkside. While most of the preceding resources can help students perform better academically, there are umpteen other campus resources designed to complement the academic side of going to college. You can't function well academically if you aren't feeling well or are in otherwise poor shape physically, so Student Health Services is the place to go for health/ wellness information and assistance. And don't forget that the Physical Education Building has most of the resources most anyone needs to keep in shape. finve rnmpnt Association (PSGA) is always looking for students who want to get involved in student government activities; PSGA is truly a voice for UW-Parkside students. They are located in the Coffee Shoppe area of lower Main Place. A student who just takes classes and does nothing else is losing out on the enjoyment, learning, and opportunity to develop personally that a student club or organization can offer. While homework, a part-time job, and family or other commitments limit the free time many students have available, making time to participate in a group activity will pay big dividends later on. Stop by the Student Organization Council office by the Coffee Shoppe in lower Main Place for info. And speaking of part-time jobs, a Wisconsin .lob Service representative (Mike Plate) resides in Tallent Hall; his mission is to help students find part-time employment in the community. Also, dozens of free or low cost dances, entertainment programs, informational programs or interesting lectures are sponsored by various groups on campus each semester. Watch for announcements of thesei n the RANG ER and on bulletin boards and walls around campus. The Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement in WLLC D-182 sponsors numerous programs that enrich the cultural diversity of the campus and make it a better place for all individuals; African American, Hispanic American, Native American, and Asian American students enjoy meeting and talking with the CECA staff about a broad range of academic, social, and cultural interests. The Women's Center located on the main concourse across from the Library/Learning Center provides information and assistance on issues of interest and concern to women. The Center also sponsors programs during the year that are of interest to everyone on campus. Adult students soon become familiar with the PASA office near the Coffee Shoppe. The Parkside Adult Student Allianrf is an advocate for the many adult students on campus and can help adult students get involved at Parkside. Any student attending Parkside and using the Child Car? Center appreciates that important campus resource. And the Housing staff are important people to talk with if you have problems or concerns related to on or offcampus housing or want to see certain programs sponsored for residents. S tudents having concerns about safety and security related matters should contact one of the officers in the Campus Police and Public Safety office in Tallent Hall. They deal with a whole lot more than just parking. You should alsok now that the campus has both a Sexual Harassment Committee and a Racist and Discriminatory Conist to help those who experience harassment or discrimination of any type and to educate the campus with an eye toward eliminating this kind of behavior from the campus environment. And the staff of the Registrar's office will help you with, among other things, questions about your transcript and, as you head toward graduation, will tell you whether you have met i II the graduation requirements. The •» Registrar's office is also the place to go for information and assistance on Veterans' Benefits. And if you have any questions at all about financial aid (to me that most complicated of subjects), don't hesitate to see the Financial Aid Office staff in Tallent Hall. The Parks»de Union is probably most recognized for its food service, Cinema Theatre, and Union Square. Lot's goes on there. And don'tforget the Coffee Shoppe operation in lower Main Place. And who doesn't admire how well the Physical Plant staff maintains the university's beautiful grounds and how they manage to keep our buildings looking nice on the inside despite the heavy volume of student traffic. Have I left anyone out? Oh, yes, the Bursar. The Bursar admits that every service offered by her office costs students money, but was quick to point out that they will give lollipops to little kids accompanying their parents when standing in line top ay tuition. What else can I say? SECTION B THURSDAY, OCTOBER 4,1990 SECTION B SPOKISWRAP A WRAP-OP ON WHATSINSIDSE Road struggles introduced to BEAR FACTS ON PACK. Jim Ne wcomb and DavidDoherty take a look at this weekend's Packer/Bear game* 2B. • PLAYING AN ACE. parkside's Volleyball team tipped out 15 aces in a three-game sweep of Blmhurst College* propelling them to a win over U W-Milwaukee the next 2B, SCORE.; 1 j|l scoreboard for both Football and Basketball;j standings from intramural action. Game summaries and future schedules all appear MORE VOLLEYBALL. Coii^n Ryan nets Athlete of the Week honors as netters roll in past week* Results and story/ INTR AMUR ALS. Parkside's Superstar's competition is moved back one week to Oct* 12th. Other changes and updates* 4B. - ' ; OPEN WEEKENDS. Parkside's gyrn will be open for use on Saturdays from 11- 4 and S undays from 4-9 until 12/16.' Ranger soccer By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor Winning on the roadi s as imporat nt as anything to a quality club. It is also the hardest thing to come by, as the Ranger soccer team has learned on its first road trip of the year. "We're definately finding breaks that don't normally occur at home," said coach, Rick Kilps. After losing by a 1-0 tally in their last match on a bicycle kick, the Rangers were befallen this time by a penalty kick as they dropped their second consecutive game by a 1-0 score to a ranked opponent, Missouri- St. Louis. The Rivermen, who started the year ranked tenth nationally, have made the NCAA tournament 16 of their past 18 years. "I hope our luck changes ," said Kilps. "We played some good soccer with the exception of a twenty minute spot in the second half." That spot proved to be all the Rivermen would need to brake away from the evenly contested match. Darrenn Starzyk, a two-time All-American at Lewis & Clark J.C., Scored the match's only goal after a tripping penalty in the Ranger box. Ranger goal tender, Joel Meadow was able to get a piece of Starzyk's shot, but not a big enough piece as the ball carried into the net at the 65:40 mark in the match. Parkside applied heavy pressure in the final ten minutes of the match, but good scoring opportunities were few and far between. "We showed courage and made good decisions see Road, 2B Heads Up! Defender, Mike Riley, defense for the Rangers. Netters serve up a second place finish at MIT Invite 1990 By TED McINTYRE Asst Sports Editor Playing its best volleyball of the 90 season, the UW-Parkside Volleyball team finished second in the Michigan Tech Invitational Tournament Friday and Saturday in Houghton, Michigan. "We played very well in the tournament," said headc oach Tenry Paulson of his club's second place finish this past weekend. Parkside entered the four team tournament with a record of 12-6, playing inconsistent volleyball thus far, never playing real poorly but never playing up to potential. The Lady Rangers are still trying to find an identity as they have been shuffleing line-ups attempting to come up with the best combination. Paulson has arealitively young line-up to woik with. He uses tournaments during the season to try and get his younger women playing time, this will help when it is time to enter the district 14 playoffs. Although Parkside did not win the tournament outright second place was a strong finish as the Host school Michigan Tech proved to be just a bit too much for the Lady Rangers. Friday, the first night of the see Volleyball, 4B knocks a pass away Golfers preped for district after strong finish By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor The Ranger golf team finished their regular season in style, finishing in second place at the UWEau Claire Invitational in the team's last meet before District playoffs. Finishing strong as they have in all their tournaments this year, Parkside cut 11 strokes off of its first day total to over come first day leader, Eau Claire, after the Blugolds had built upa eight stroke advantage. What kept the Rangers from taking the tournament was an even YEAR: 1988 1989 see Golf, 4B Winning the battle? The NCAA's off-season anabolic steroid testing program has seen a decrease in positive tests from 1989 to 1990. Majority of athletes were football players. 1057 -Number of student-athletes tested £jj -Number of positive tests Ranger, Page B2 October 4, Bears over Packers Sunday in Chicago By JIM NEWXMB Columnist Rangers chalk up third D-I opponent with shut out The second Bear - Packer game is already here. And, this one will probably be a lot more interesting. Chicago is currently tied for first place with Tampa Bay, they both have a 3-1 record. Green Bay is in sole possession of second place with a 2-2 record, a win will tie them with the Bears. In the first game of the season the Bears beat the Packers. Or, should I say the Packers beat the Packers. The Packers allowed 4 sacks, 5 turnovers and 31 points. The Bears allowed two sacks, 1 turn-over, and only 13 points. This game was in Green Bay. Last weekend the Bears got beaten by 14 points when they played the undefeated L.A. Raiders. They were sacked left and right, gave up 24 points, and lost possession a number of times. The Packers, led by Don Majkowski, won a 3 point nerve-wracker against the Detroit Lions. But, remember the Bears were playing the Raiders, the#l ranked defensive team in the league, and the Packers were playing the Lions, who are not ranked nearly as high. What to look for. The Bears defense won't be facing Anthony Ear-wig this time. They will be up against Don Majkowski, the man who led the Pack's sweep of the Bears last year. This isn't last year, but Green Bay is a whole different team with "Majic" leading them. There will be a ton of pressure on the Bears secondary. Defense- Mvantage Bears. The front four lo oks great and the secondary is playing very well. If the line can put pressure on Majkowski you can expect some interceptions. Qffgnss- Tied. The Packers have a better air attack, the Bears have a superior ground attack. If Anderson is playing at 100% the Bears will have the over all advantage. Bottom Line- The Bears have "home field advantage" and the better defense. This time it will be a much closer game, but I predict the Bears will win by 3 points or more. Volleyball By JEFFLEMMERMANN Sports Editor NCAA D-I opponents are seemingly becoming the forte of this year's Ranger soccer team. For the third time in four attempts, Parkside beat up on a member of collegiate soccer's highest level with a 2-0 blanking of Missouri- Kansas City. Playing on the road for the second time in two days, the Rangers put together ninety minutes of solid soccer, dominating Kansas City in nearly every aspect of the game. Road Rivermen hand Rangers second straight blanking continued from front page going forward late in the game, no one -gave up or tried to keep the score close," remarked Kilps about the final ten minutes. "I'm not overly concerned about having not scored again. Our last two opponents W JIO nationally ranked teams. When you step up your sc hedule like we have, you will not see highscoring games. The Rangers were out shot by the Rivermen 14-5, as Meadow was called upon to make eight saves, compared to only one for the Rivermen. The second straight loss dropped Paikside's record to 5-3 "After a tough physical game last night, we responded with a good performance." That performance was aided much in part by Parkside's bench, as 18 Rangers sa w action in the contest "It was nice to have our bench pitch-it today," said coach Rick Kilps. Parkside substitutes had a hand in both of the Ranger goals. Mike Huber and Hung Ly hooked up on the first score of the game at the 41:00 mark, and Tom Kowalski set up Chris Ryan for their second goal, late in theg ame. "Bryan O'Malley had his best game of the year, it was great to see him in form. Chris Ryan did a nice job controlling the center midfield." For the third time in as many games, Parkside's leading scorer, Jens Hansen, was absent from the scoring column. Hansen still leads the team in assists with six, and is tied for the lead in goals with Ryan at six. The Ranger seasonrecord now stands at 6-3, and Parkside's national ranking has dipped to number nine with Tiffen University replacing them at the number seven spot. Just a football game Packers Bears collide By DAVID DOHERIY Columnist Netters ace opponents, go 2-0 for week By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor Following the traditional scratch and claw battles between UW-Parkside and UW-Milwaukee, the Lady Rangers dug in to pull out a four game victory 15-11, 5-15, 15-12,15-6. Parkside took to the road last Wednesday and faced a very good UW-Milwaukee team which always plays Parkside strong to the last point. Former Parkside All- Amercian Nancy Hoch is the Panters Assistant coach and is trying to install a better work ethnic 15 aces spark victory Parkside aced its way to victory last Tucsdsay at home beating Llmhursi College 15-6r 15-12,15-' The Lady Rangers scored an incredible 15 aces in only three : . : ' :• •' . • '• : one shy of the school record, 'That was a very food win for us," said head coach Terry Paulson, • for her team. Parkside took advantage of Milwaukee's lacadasical effort, and although the Lady Rangers did not play up to par themselves, they were able to pull off the victory in four games. "We played off tempo but were able to win," said head coach Terry Paulson, "we seemed to get stronger as the matched progressed." Senior co-captain Colleen Ryan led the Parkside effort with 16 digs and five blocks. Lara Nieckula continued to play the attacking offense she has all season, she had 13 kills and three service aces. Ciridy Maier had 22 assists for Parksideand continued to solidify her position as setter. The Lady Rnagers will face UW-Milwaukee's Panthers once more at home Wednesday, October 17. It's that time of year again. The time of year that pits friend against friend, roommate against roommate, boyfriend against girlfriend. Yes, it's already the second game of the year between the Bears and the Packers. With Parkside's geographical location in the southern part of Wisconsin, just some 25 miles from the Illin ois border, the majority of the students at Parkside are either Chicago Bears or Green Bay Packers football fans. Be careful what you say around school the next few days because as game day approaches tempers tend to flare. Until last year the Bears fans around school always seemed to have the last laugh on Monday morning. That all changed when the Packers swept the season series last year. So with a Bear victory in the first game of the 1990 series Sunday's game in Chicago could get ugly. Ugly both on the playing field and in Racine and Kenosha as well. You have the new and revitalized Bears 3-1 Bears against the 2-2 Packers with Majik on their side. The Bears dominated the first game of the series, but that means nothing to hard-core Packer fans. You can be sure that there will be the traditional Sunday afternoon parties around Parkside. If you are in school on Sunday (don't ask me why, but I m sure some people are) you can always tell how the game is going by the noise coming from the dorms. You could probably ask somebody on the third floor o f the library what the score was and they would be able to tell you. It doesn t matter who wins the game, Monday morning is always the best That s when you get to sit backin class and listen to all thee xcuses the losing team s fans make about the game. Oh, we lost because Majik wasn't in, or we lost because the instant replay official is blind, etc. The important thing to remember about the game is that it will probably be die last game of the year between the Bears and theP ackers this year. This is going to be theg ame everyone will rememberu ntil next year s war. Try and remember it's only a football game. It's not worth killing your roommate over. October 4, 1990 Ranger, Page B3 INTRAMURAL FLAG FOOTBALL GOLF PARKSIDE BASKETBALL LEAGUE CROSS COUNTRY STANDINGS L £CX 0 1.000 Blugold Invitational Eau Claire C.C. (9-team) TEAM RESULTS TEAM RD1 RD2 HI UW-Whitewater 397 381 778 UW-Parkside 396 385 781 UW-Eau Claire 388 398 786 UW-Stevens Point 403 389 792 UW-La Crosse 410 395 805 UW-Oshkosh 407 402 809 UW-Platteville 422 416 838 UW-River Falls 435 424 859 UW-Stout 428 440 868 RANGER INDIVIDUAL SCORES Name RD1 RD2 Ttl Steve Gerber 77 75 152 Robb Schulze 77 79 156 Mark Schneider 82 75 157 Paul Connell 82 75 157 Joe Dahlstrom 78 81 159 Matt Koehler 84 86 170 MEDALIST Tony Rohlik(EC) 67 76 143 TEAM STANDINGS Grapplers I Grapplers II LA Dream Team Girdy & His Posse The Warriors Killer Avacados The Gauchos EAST DIVISION TEAM A LA Dream Team 1 Black Watch 1 Girde & His Posse 0 Old Spice 0 WEST DIVISION TEAM Bad Apples 1 Prime Time 1 Warm Black Labels 0 Charging Armadillos 0 NEXT WEEK'S SCHEDULE Monday, Oct. 8 The Gauchos vs. The Warriors--4:00 Girdy & His Posse vs. Killer Avocados--5:00 Wednesday, Oct. 10 LA Dream Team vs. The Warriors--4:00 Grapplers II vs. Grapplers I--5.00 TONIGHT'S GAMES Thursday, Oct. 4 Black Watch vs.-Prime Time~6:00 Bad Apples vs. Girde & His Posse-7:00 Charging Armidillos vs. Old Spice--7:00 LA Dream Team vs. Warm Black Labels--8:00 GAME SUMMARIES Grapplers 147, The Warriors 7 Grapplers I 45 yd pass-Mahre from Price 35.yd int retum-Mahre 15 yd run-Price 25 yd pass-Wessley from Price 60 yd int return-Price 19 yd pass-Wessley from Price 79 yd pass-Mahre from Price The Warriors 3 yd pass-Allen from Johnson Grapplers 120, LA Dream Team 13 LA Dream Team 15 yd pass-McKowen from Lewis 50 yd pass-Lewis from Anhold Grapplers I 2 yd pass-Mahre from Wessley 50 yd pass-Yde from Wessley 20 yd pass Mahre from Wessley The Warriors 32, Killer Avocados 24 The Warriors 60 yd pass-Brielmaier from Johnson 35 yd pass-Evans from Johnson 60 yd pass-Breilmaier from Johnson 40 yd run-Breilmaier 18 yd pass-Breilmaier from Johnson Killer Avocados 65 yd KO ret-Lindsay 40 yd pass-Lindsay from Caspers 50 yd int ret-LaFeau 35 y4 pass-Willette from Caspers TUESDAY'S RESULTS Bad Apples 42-32 74 Old Spice 18-16 34 SCORING Bad Apples Schmidtmann-20, Whittier-14, Whiting-8, Nowicki-8, Kawczynski-6, Somenske-6, Neilson-6, Topp-4. Old Spice Breilmaier-12, Harvey-8, Skanske-6, Porter- 4, Williams-4. Black Watch 44-42 86 Warm Black Label 34-20 54 SCORING Black Watch Brown-26, Jackson-20, Mitchell-12, Tolliver-10, Rouge-10, Owens-4, Farmer- 4. Warm Black Label Gruel-14, Ohm-12, Tetslaff-10, VanCuick- 8, Boschek-4, Lazarski-2, Waldal-2. Prime Time 40-42 82 Girdy & His Posse 38-32 70 SCORING Prime Time Parker-26, Owens-20, Emer-20, Glenedci- 12, Pehringer-4. Girdy & His Posse Fennrick-26, Beiger-20, TW-12, Girdaukas- 8, Voipal-4. Men's Cross Country at UW- Oshkosh Team Totals 1. UW-Oshkosh 27 2. UW-Stevens Point 55 3. Michigan Tech 95 4. RET Club 112 5. Northern Michigan 115 6. UW-Parkside 135 7. UW-Green Bay 193 UW-Parkside Runners PLACE NAME TIME 18 PatKochanski 25:59 27 Steve Rocha 26:27 30 Kirt Miller 26:37 40 Tim Reeves 26:48 42 Kevin Collins 26:52 46 Chris Henkes 26:56 51 PatKuhlman 27:06 58 Dave Doherty 27:23 Grapplers II43, The Gauchos 0 Grapplers II 3yd run-Casper 18 yd run-Dutton 10 yd pass-Becker from Dutton 60 yd Int return-Brockman Girdy & His Posse- No Scoring. Charging Armadillos 16-30 46 LA Dream Team 50-46 96 SCORING Charging Armidillos Smerz-30, Rueth-4, Solomon-4, Posig-4, Sieler-4. LA Dream Team McKowen-38, Lewis-16, Lemmermann-14, Mclntyre-14, Anhold-10, Pluskota-4. Do you Enjoy: Bowling? Meeting New People? Join the Parkside Women's Bowling Team For more Information contact: MpiSE^ Mike Menzhuber 1 - . Union Room 209 | 553-2408 I ^ NIGHTCLUB Wednesday Night Ladies Night - No Cover Ladies Drink 500 Tappers and $1 Rail Drinks 8:00 -12:00 Thursday Night College Night - No Cover Free Jello Shot with College ID $1.00 Barber Chair Shots Friday Night Live Classic Rock by Reflections $2.00 Cover Saturday Night Live Classic Rock by Reflections $2.00 Cover Take Hwy E east to Sheridan Road 1146 Sheridan Road, Kenosha WI - 553-9181 Ranger, Page B4 . Golf October 4, Golfers prepare for District run with 2nd continued from front page hotter day by tournament winner, UW-Whitewater. The Warhawks cut 16 strokes from their opening 397 total to jump over both the Rangers and first day leader Eau Gaire. "We really played well, especially the second day," said coach Steve Stevens. "We've been playing better each day of our tournaments this year, and I hope that continues next week at Districts." Steve Gerber, Mark Schneider, and Paul Connel all led that charge with second round 75s. Connell and Schneider both cut seven strokes from their first day totals to lead the charge. Third place Eau Claire was led by the tournament medalist, Tony Rohlik, who shot a four-under-par 67 in theo pening round, thenf ell to Volleyball 76 in his second round effort "Eau Claire will probably be our toughest competition at Districts," said Stevens. "It should come down to a matchup between their three stars and our depth. Rohlik shot an impressive first round on his home course." Districts, which happen this weekend, consist of 54-holes and will be played at The Springs, in Spring Green. "Our starting line-up for Districts won't be set until probably Friday," added Stevens. "We have a head-to-head, 54 hole playoff for the final spot between Tom Agazzi and Matt Kahler." Parkside's depth will be the key at the Robert Trent Jones course, a course which will prove to be what Stevens termed a "true test to give us a true champion." Year's best outing serves up second place finish continued from front page tournament, Parkside played Saginaw Valley College, winning • in a marathon five game match 17- 15,13-1-5,15-10,8-15,15-11. "We did a very good job against Saginaw Valley, we hung in and stayed tough right through the last game," said Paulson. Having only one game friday the Lady Rangers continued the tournament's round robin play Saturday versus host Michigan Tech. Parkside lostinfour9-15,8- 15,16-14, 6-15. Finishing up the tournament, Parkside took on Hillsdale College winning in straight games 15-10, 15-11,15-8. In beating Hillsdale, Parkside got its first real bounce back victory of the season. The Lady Ranger co-captains Colleen Ryan and Janice Word were the keys to victory for Parkside as Colleen Ryan led Parkside during the tournament with 33 kills and 20 blocks. Word had an excellent tournament definsively making 38 digs. Cindy Maier had 75 tourney assists for the Lady Rangers. Lara Nieckula continued her consistent play scoring 8 aces during the three matches. As a team, the Lady Rangers combined for 129 assists, 156kills, and 214 assists. Parkside is 14-7 now on the season, the Lady Rangers will next compete in the Missouri West Tournament Friday, October fifth and sixth. Ranger Volleyball Results 09/25 through 09/29 Oooonent Result Score Elmhurst W 15-6, 15-12, 15-4 UW-Milwaukee W 15-11,5-15, 15-12, 15-6 Saginaw V. w 17-15, 13-15, 15-10, 8-15,15-11 Mich. Tech. L 9-15, 8-15, 16-14, 6-15 Hillsdale W 15-10, 15-11, 15-8 Early season woes continue for runners By MIKEMcKOWEN Sports Writer An excellent field on a flat course this past weekend gave the Ranger Men's Cross Country team a day in Oshkosh they don't want to remember. Without Derek Brown and Tracy Norstrom the short-handed Rangers placed sixth in the seven team meet. UWOshkosh has won both meets this year that UW-Parkside has competed in with the Titans. Coach Lucian Rosa isn't pleased with the performance of the upperclassmen."Without the freshman we should have had a nice team coming back. Now we've had to rely on the freshman," Rosa stated. With the season nearing the midpoint, the Rangers still have time to get everything worked out for the Districts. Rosa isn't worrying yet, but would like to put a healthy team in a meet "The freshman are running on schedule this point in the season the upperclassmen hopefully are feeling the push from them," said Rosa. Three freshman (Steve Rocha, Kirt Miller, and Kevin Collins) were in the top five Parkside finishers. INTRAMURAL OUTLOOK GIRL'S SOCCER-GIrl's soccer is in need of more teems, If you/ore Interested in playing the gym at 4:00 Thursday, October 4. t - • . |l CO-ED VOLEEYBALD First games are I tonight at 8:00. Those people interested in still playing come to the gym. GOLF- Enter the 4 person team best ball scramble. Play Petrifying Springs Golf Course at j your convenience between Thursday, October 11 and Tuesday, October 16. Pick up and turn jin entry form's at the Physical Education Office BpoillSIIH i^S||J;S!!l|^(!ii!!lSBi!ll8HBIiSBil^HBII SUPERSTARS -The date has been changed from Or; < be ' 5 to October 12. Entry forms will be taken until the beginning of the first event. Hck up the entry forms in the P.E, Office. Rangers control Wildcats, 1-0 By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor Parkside topped their fourth NCAA D-I opponent of the season and upped their season mark to 7- 3 with a 1-0 licking of the Northwestern Wildcats in Illinois on Tuesday. Jens Hansen broke out of his own personal scoring slump, knocking home a Bryan O'Malley corner kick to talley the only mark of the game at 78:00 of the conetst. Parksidecontrolled the match, outshooting the Wildcats by a 12- 3 margin, as goal keeper Joel Meadow had to make only a pair of saves in the shut out. Mike Riley, Ron Knestrict, B ill Kennedy, and Derrick Wilkinsen all turned in solid efforts in the Ranger win, their fourth in five tries against D-I opponents. Next up: St. Joseph in Rensselar, Indiana, Parkside's fourth straight road game. IBM/Parkside's ftthCete of the Week: Ryan provides leadership IBM andthe RANGER Sports Department send out congradulations this week to Volleyball's senior co-captain Colleen Ryan for her outstanding play at the Michigan Tech Tournament. Ryan, a Psychology major with an emphasis in early childhood, has been a leader not only this season but throughout her career with the Lady Rangers. This past week at the Michigan Tech. tourney, Ryan sparked Parkside with 33 kills, 24 digs and two service aces. Ryan's consistent play as a middle hitter has solidified her position on the Ranger team. Coach Paulson often uses Colleen with various line-ups as her play gives the otherwise young team leadership. For her leadership in the Michigan Tech Tournament and for her great play all year, congradulations to Colleen Ryan as the IBM/ RANGER Athlete of the Week. October 4,1990 News Ranger, Page 13 Curriculum to include women of color by J.A. Bromstad Staff Writer The Womens Studies Research Center in Madison received a grant from the Ford Foundation allowing two faculty members from each university to participate in six different two-day workshops. These workshops aimed at elucidating professors of existing materials of women of color. Materials in history, literature and drama ( among other disciplines ), revise and expand the scopes of courses throughout acadamia. The enlightened professors return to their campus's and then share, with other participating faculty members , the information they learned. Leading the efforts are communication professor, Lana Rakow, and modem language professor, Cynthia Tompkins. Other Parkside faculty members who attended the work- Professor Profile shops include Dennis Bayuzick ( Art), Judy Pugh (Communication ), Skelly Warren (Dramatic Arts ), Norman Clentier ( Economics ), Don Kummings (English), Richard Walasek (Economics), John Buenker (History ), Carol Tebben (Political Science), Jeanne Thomas (Psychology ), and Mary Ann Cambell ( Sociology). On behalf of WOCC, much thanks and appreciation is extended to these professors for participating in what is likely to become a rewarding and overall beneficial learning experience for students and faculty alike. The WOCC project is geared to bring into the classroom what has long been ignored by traditional textbooks: universal knowledge. History books and literature books are king candidates for scrutiny of syllabus' and course objectives. Because American history is a predominately ethnocentric (White-Anglo-Saxon-Protestant), male view of the world, it holds biases that strangle the truth. "Our textbooks are filled with traditional world views permeated by a dominant culture ( W.A.S.P. ) that have fostered their own beliefs and disregarded the beliefs, views and interpretations of other peoples", says professor Lana Rakow. This coercion of "facts" has sprung cultural ignorance to the forefront of racial, gender and economic conflict So it is wise for the student to beu nbiased when the new information is introduced— when this other view of the same world is at hand. Communication major Terry Jones recalls her experiences in and before college where,441 was involved in a learning experience I couldn't relate to. I felt that there was no connection between me and the material I was learning. It didn't seem to fit with what was (and is) going on in the black community... I was shocked by the difference Professor enhances communication department by Mona Shamon Feature Writer Thomas Lopez-Pumarejo, Assistant Professor of Communication, came to UW-Parkside because of the quality of the faculty in the Communication Department and because "it is one of the few Communication Departments in the U.S. that emphasizes the humanities, and (it) emphasizes communication as a skill for living rather than merely to produce material for the industry." "Another reason that I chose to come'to UW-Parkside is because I like the idea of having a big nontraditional studentpopulation. That was very attractive to me. I've fought to always have extension classes. I seem to do quite good with th at type of student I don't like the idea of having all traditional or all non-traditional students, but I love the idea of having them mixed. I think it is healthy for everybody, particularly in a society like this where it seems to be more compartmentalized; teenagers do this, senior citizens go to Florida, and the yuppies live in cities. It compensates a little for that." Because he has lived most of the last ten years in the midwest in Minneapolis, Professor Lopez- Pumarejo feels very much at home here. "People are very sweet and family-oriented, and they're not pretentious. It is a beautiful area. You couldn't ask for a beter location." ProfessorLopez-Pumarejo has traveled a great deal which contributed to his ability to speak five languages: English, Spanish, Portugese, Italian, and French. His education has been international also. He received his Bachelor's degree in Humanities and a Master's degree in Journalism and Public Communication in his native Puerto Rico at the University of Puerto Rico. He received a second master's degree in Hispanic Literatures and Sociology at Cornell University in New Yo ik. He earned a Ph.D. in Institute of Film and Television at the University of Valencia, Spain. He also earned a Ph.D. in Mass Communication/ Hispanic and Luso-Brazilian studies at the University of Minnesota. As an undergraduate he also studied at the Universita Italiana per Stranieriin Perugia, Italy. Asa graduate student he received a Fulbright Grant that allowed him to live in Rio de Janiero, Brazil, so that he could do field reaserch for his doctoral dissertation. Professor Lopez-Pumarejo was originally interested in advertising. He gained some experience in this field working as an illustrator and copy writer in public relations in Puerto Rico. When asked why he did not continue in the field of advertising he said, "I consider myself a rather ethical person, and I consider that it is more ethical to be teaching people about advertising than to be producing advertising." His interest now is communication theory, literature, and television. In 1987, he published a book on general theory of why television tends to be similiar in many countries, and therefore comprehensible to people of different cultures and ethnic backgrounds. His favorite area of study in communications is television studies. He would like to study communication policies. "How do you create laws to regulate new technology? How do you, like in Europe where countries are close together, prevent cross broadcasting, and how do you bill the people that are stealing your beam with a satellite with a satellite dish." between the more institutionalized knowledge' of high school and information used in college written by black people forblack people as well as anyone who is interested." Terry was pleased to hear that women of color are gaining recognition- " For women of color, sexism is compounded by racism and with the aid of programs like WOCC, we can work to abolish bias, prejudice and fear by learning about one another and meeting each other on like terms." Professor D. Kummings has revised his Introduction to Literatureclass by highlighting thecourse with a novel by Zora Hurstin caldle Their Eyes Are Watching God. Professor L. Rakow has plucked the theme, the role of communication technology in a changing sense of community, from the new perspective she gained at the workshops. Professor of history, John Buenker, admits, "I was already Donald Kummings moving in the direction of implementing the works of women of color into my lectures... and what I hope to see is more discussion among students and faculty and bring the issueo ut into theo pen, so as not to defeat the purpose of the university.44 SEGUNDO SONIDO Milwaukee's finest Latin American dance band University of Wisconsin-Parkside Union Dining Room FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12 7 p.m. DINNER (Advance ticket sales only prior to Oct 5 for $7.) 9 p.m. DANCE (1$ Parkside and Carthage students 2$ others at the door) FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL (414)553-2345. Student tragedy continued from Page 1 In Kenosha, Kenosha's Youth Development Services provides a 24-hour Crisis Intervention phone line. Crisis counselors are trained to help with any situations. According to Crisis Intervention, the most typical problems are family disputes, depression, loneliness, physical/emotional abuse, suicidal thoughts, and school problems. If you have a problem and need help call 1-800-338-7188. Klepel offered so much to others, they all wished they could have returned the favor. "Klepel was very interesting," said HelL "Very intellectual." "He was outgoing, a hard worker, and very confident," said Jude. "He had a lot going for himself," said Daniel. "He cared more about the people he tutored than his own work," said Gina Allen, a friend who worked with Klepel at the Center. According to Neubauer, a student who Klepel tutored said Klepel not only helped her in her homework but also helped her believe in herself. "He touched many people's lives, whether he knew it or not," said Neubauer. Ranger, Page 14 International Holocaust: a grim reality by Gwen Heller "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." -Santayana The sprawling German countryside paints a dazzling portrait of autumn. Sinewy strands of clouds dot the radiant sky, and from the bus window I detect the leaves, in altered hues, preparing for their perennial descents. Yet an ominous cloud hangs over our destination. Dachau beckons with a foreboding wind- -a story of its grisly past and a message for not only present generations, but more importantly, future ones. In 1933, the first Nazi concentration camp was erected on the site of a deserted ammunitions factory in the quaint Bavarian town of Dachau. From March 23,1933 to April 29,1945,20,000prisoners were stationed here and at the neighboring branch camps, at the mercy of the Third Reich. The atrocities committed against political opponents, Jews, clergymen and "undesirable elements" (a catch-all category which included homosexuals), were numerous. Over 32,000 deaths re- STUDENT FINANCIAL AID PAGE ONE Will provide virtually any student with 6-25 sources of financial aid for higher education, for which vou qualify, or the service fee ($49.00) will be refunded. Results are Guaranteed All sources will be matched to the needs, interests and requirements of the individual student Use the U.W. Parkside coupon below before 11-1-90 and recieve a discount of 18% For free and complete information: Page One Student Financial Aid Services 10332 Kraut Rd. Franksville, WI53126 Name Address. City. School now attending. State. -Zip. Year in school: Fresh Soph Jun Sen U.W.-P ^ suited from torture, epidemics, hunger and executions. The following passage is taken from a journal entry I wrote shortly after my visit to the concentration camp and the adjacent museum. Thursday, 13 September 1990 We spent the afternnon at the Dachau concentration camp near Munich. Undoubtedly, it was the most startling experience of the trip. Yet it is ironic how the prisoners barracks and creamatorium created a church-like atmosphere. In fact, the solemn, peaceful quiet was more powerful than any cathedral in Europe. I didn't take any pictures. It didn't seem appropriate. The images of Dachau will be etched in my mind forever. And although the ghosts of the prisoners were not visible, their presence was overwhelming as I felt them looming over their graves. I cannot understand how propaganda— mere words—could conjure up a population of human beings into killing millions of innocent people. It makes me pity mankind. It's a cruel world. It's still happening today... A memorial that adorned the granite facade of the museum simply read "Never Again." Such a prophesy cannot be fulfilled so easily when one considers the unjust regimes of South Africa, Cambodia, and Mozambique where human rights are violated in countless ways. Sadly enough, history goes right on repeating itself. The museum was laden with both shocking and poignant photographs of the prisoners, the SS troops, and the man who orchestrated the whole nightmare, Adolf Hitler. Mangled, contorted corpses piled high in mass graves... Frightened children clutching the hands of their mothers and fathers as they were led towards their deaths in the gas chambers... One photograph displayed the exposed brains of one prisoner who was the You said you wanted to turn in papers that turn heads. See how we listened. Look what you can do on die IBM Rrrsonal System/2* And with the easy-to-use preloaded software, including Microsoft* Windows'* 10, writing papers is only the beginning Just point and click the mouse to move text. Create graphics, charts, even spreadsheets, or do other projects like resumes and flyers. Phis, the PS/2s* and select printers are available at special student prices.* ftint impressive output with the IBM Proprinter."* IBM Laser Printer E or the Hewlett-ftckard fhimjet" color graphics printer. And if you buy before December 31,1990, you'll receive a 71461* Certificate entitling you to a roundtrip ticket for $149"/$2 t9" Plus a free TWA Getaway* Student Discount Card application. Youll also get a great low price on the PRODIGY* service. If you want to start turning heads with your work, there's really onlv one place to turn... the IBM PS/2. For more information contact: UW-Parkside Collegiate Rep. Craig Simpkins at 1-800-866-4772 or 1-414-553-2287. VISIT US IN MOLINARO HALL, NEXT TUES. FROM 9 AM TO 4PM. • •U4Wof3t t*o i » wMaeuwm>t PvtMt»b •* $«eeDaeu > krtt <aeeurte* tut* wr«r<mhojtin*m ine < *omrw o mOlvSfMtWCWae artcpmiTpKica S abatsn rf ^ ^co io» Str-re-r* 16 r990 tntougnCeceww '9 iW • >•» *>m iro '*** fl«9 00 <•*> » to iW irvnuqriOec«frev »9. W 12*90C0ooWrt WromWxr-mW tSi. 199* r^ ouqn SeownMr 'S i9 9i SWMievafnii j* a * IDemwi of HBWWI Plowi • orfr«*»#*yi0A«vm «cTVmG« «MCorgOT«OTi?W subject of an experimentconducted by a "mad" scientist at the camp. A uniform was on display. A torn, grey and white striped jacket, baggy trousers, chunky wooden shoes, anda thin cap were stli ldirty and bloodied. I saw a letter that a mother at one camp had written to her son in another camp. The letter itself touched my heart, and I had to be content with that, since I do not understand German. The majority of the barracks were destroyed in the 1960's, but two of them were recreated to depict the way it really was. It was commonplace for 400 prisoners to crowd into a crudely modest room designed to hold sixty. The notorious gas chambers at Dachau were never actually used. Disguised as showers, they were housed in the same building as the ovens. Made of metal and wood, the stout ovens were the most overwhelming image... Hell on earth. How different the world seemed—only fifty years ago... Addictive Relationships Support Group The Counseling and Testing Office and the Women's Center are co-sponsoring an Addictive Relationships Support Group which will meet weekly beginning Wednesday, October 17 at 1 pm. If you have a pattern of being drawn into unhealthy relationships with people who need fixing, if you tend to focus more time and energy on improving and maintaining your relationship than you do on improving or maintaining yourself, or if you usea relationship to bolster your self-esteem to feel complete, then this support group is designed for you. To join the support group or get more infprmation, call Barbara Larson, Counselor, at 553-2370 or stop by WLLC D175 to make an appointment. October 4,1990 Feature Ranger, Page 15 The Children to perform in Union The Children will be performing in the Union Square on Friday, October 5 at9 pm. Admission will be $2 for students and $3 for guests. According to Julie Kahl of South Dakota, "their music is a tme expression of their positive and firmly grounded beliefs, combined with their love for music." Other people mentioned that "After h earing Children, you'll take another look at the world through different eyes," and "the concert provided a marvelous evening of compelling, thought provoking music." Children, a progressive rock band, conveys a message of love, hate, war and life in general. The success of the group's unique sound is due to the contribution of each of the members. The five member band, Children, presents a high energy show that is both original and thoughtful. "While our music has been described as both spiritual and meaningful, our primary goal is to entertain, and we are extremely pleased with the enthusiastic response our audiences have given us wherever we have appeared." Last year, the Ranger did a record review of Children's latest album. The album received high New teachers honored by Sharon Gill Historian Amidst the hustle and bustle, anxiety and anticipation of another school year beginning, several recently certified Parkside graduates were honored at a luncheon sponsored by Kappa Delta Pi, honor society for women and men in education. In addition to the Parkside graduates, also honored were two new Parkside faculty members, Dr. Kunhiko Imai, professor of economics, and Dr. Joseph DiPietro, professor of geology. On Saturday, August 25 at the Casino Town House in Kenosha, G. Gary Grace, Assistant Vice Chancellor at Parkside, welcomed the new professionals to "the best profession" and congratulated them on their new positions. Following Grace's welcome, Patricia Hoffman, AssistantSuperintendent of the Burlington School systems, also welcomed the new teachers to a community of learners and leaders. She explained that entering the profession today has changed since she first began as a teacher 20 years ago. Then, teachers were given a classroom, some books, desks, and, hopefully, students and told to "go for it". Today's new professionals face a system more complicated but reinforced with much more guidance and support. marks. Here's your chance tos ee why so many people seem to love Children. You won't get another chance like this! Most attendee* at the luncheon had spent the previous week in meetings with their prospective school districts learning the myriad of rules, regulations, formats, and procedures to follow in conducting their student and teaching related activities to hopefully ease their first day anxiety. New certifed teachers honored included: Rachel Braatz- Gavunder, Brenda Buchanan, Catherine Caruso, Linda Diaz, Shari Fairbum-Gerou, Diane Haack. Mary Sue Langendorf, Deborah Maszka, Craig Matheus, Carol Ramaska, Susan Siel, and Ann Wojceichowicz. Community Service BECOME A CRISIS LINE VOLUNTEER...Answer adult and juvenile crisis phone lines for K.Y.D.S. one evening per week..from 5-10 pm. Training begins soon. Excellent opportunity for Sociology majors needing experience. TREMPER HIGH SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION REQUEST HELP. Help tabulate and analyze parent/ teacher survey. Mathematical skills helpful; This is a short-term volunteer request. See Carol in the Career Center. • ; - * f PROJECT EMERGENCY ASSISTS THE HUNGRY. Be on-call to assist the Project Emergency staff with food distribution and various other projects. This Racine program needs students interested in helping people less fortunate. Varied times. KENOSHAHOSPICEALLIANCEISINNEEDOFDIRECTSERVICEVOLUNTEERS.Trainingbegins October 16th and ends November 8th...from 7-9 pm every Tuesday and Thursday. Must be 18 years old. One year commitment required. Excellent experience for those in the health field. Call 553-2011 for more information. For more details, contact Carol Engberg in the Career Center-WLLC-D175 or call 553-2011. Volunteer of the week PHYLLIS METALLO, a senior majoring in Sociology and Women's Studies, was selected as Volunteer of the Week because of her commitment to helping others and her positive attitude toward volunteerism. Phyllis has been a Student Community Service member since March of 1989. Since then she has completed traing as a crisis line volunteer for K.Y.D.S (Kenosha Youth Development Service Inc.) and isn ow helping one evening a weekf rom 5 pm1- 0pm. Sandor Marianyi, the Adult Crisis Counselor and V OCA Coordinator reported, "I have received compliments about Phyllis from all the K.Y.D.S. staff. Her enthusiasm and concern for the clients lend a lot to the service we provide." Phyllis is also helping the Aging Center for Long Term Care by assisting caseworkers as a translator for an elderly Italian client. Their most recent volunteer assignment is being an escort for Scott Edwards, a UW-Parkside freshm an with some physical limitations. Phyllis can be seen in the Union Dining Hall every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and enroute to Scott's 1:00 class in Molinaro. Carol Engberg, SCS Director commented, "Phyllis works well with people in a human services environment She has a friendly personality that can make people feel comfortable. I hope her © BIG BROTHER/BIG SISTER (a) WA& A ROCK BAND. (b) WAS THE- STATE IN ORWELL'S''1984". Cc) 15 A GROUP OF VOLUNTEERS WHO BELIEVES EVERY KID NEED5 A FRIEND. FOR ANSWER, CALL YOUR LOCAL BIG BROTHERS/ BIG SISTERS AGENCY 3IGSROTHERS/3IG SISTERS OFcAMERICA Call: 637-7625 XCEL The 1990 Leadership Adventure October 13-14, 1990 Camp Sidney Cohen in Deiafield, Wl The Student Activities Office will b e sponsoring Excel *90, a leadership workshop for ail UW-Parkside students, on October 13-14, 1990. The workshop will be help at the scenic Camp Sidney Cohen in Delafieid, Wl. Excel '90 will teach you the skills you need to be an effective leader. This is an ideal opportunity to improve your communications, interpersonal and organizational skills. Sessions on risk-taking, creativity and many other topics will also be presented. The weekend workshop also provides you with the chance to meet other UW-Parksrde students. You're sure to have a good time. All for only $1 o. Registration forms will b e available in the Student Activities Office. Union 209. sign up by tomorrow! Ranger, Page 16 Entertainment October 4,1990 Music department offering more diverse programming by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor The Parkside Music Department has outdone itself this year with the qu ality programming of the concerts set aside for this semester. Professor James Kinchen, who joined the department last fall, had many plans for the vocal program that he wanted to implement One change included having a wider, more culturally diverse repertoire of music than what was performed in previous years. Kinchen also planned on offering a larger chorus, Master Singers, in addition to Chorale and Voices of Parkside. Both of these improvements were achieved by the spring semester. After each concert last year, numerous members of the audience commented on how excellent the sounds of the choirs were. Adding more ethnic music increased the campus-wide and community-wide interest in choral singing. The three vocal groups all have their own distictions and goals. The Chorale is described as the "elective" choral group of the institution. It is intended to be an "all. university" chorus open to all comers. "This year's works provides an excellent opportunity to bridge between the purely folk aspect of gospel performance, which can be found in the community, and the more academic aspect of choral singing," Kinchen said. Major works for this semester include "The Mass of Saint Augustine" by Leon C. Roberts, "For the Beautyof theEarth"by JohnRutter and "Ezekiel Saw de Wheel" by William L. Dawson. Voices is the unversity's select, chamber choral group. Only persons who have passed an audition/ interview which is designed to assess their musicianship, vocal skills and tonal memory as well as thenattitude and commitment toward the high and challenging goals and objectives of a group are admitted to membership. The music Voices will be singing through December include the Te Deum by George Frederic Handel, the plainsong melody of the Te Deum and My Lord, What a Mourning by Dawson. The quality of the Te Deum ranks very high in terms of Handel's accomplishments in musical excellence. Kinchen is very satisfied with the enrollment of Voices. Last year, there were around 13 people, and the enrollment this year is about 23. "Based on what I've seen of chamber groups around the country, most chamber groups are in the low to mid 20's. So, I'm really excited about that," remarked Kinchen. Parkside Master Singers is the newest addition to choral activities and was added to the curriculum in an effort to make choral singing moreaccessible to community adult singers who have day jobs, "nontraditional" university students, day students with class conflicts which prevent participation in Chorale or Voices of Parkside, and faculty/ staff/administrators. This program was a success from the beginning. "It was our attempt to try and open up the choral experience to the community as well as the university students. Music performed by this group will be the Requiem. This light, melodic and optimistic music was once the lyrics of a church service. Over the years, people began to see the Professor Profile: Farida Kahn Assistant Proffessor of Economics, Farida Khan, is a native of Bangladesh. Growing up there, she saw hungry young children begging in the streets for food while she was sitting safely in her car knowing that she had enough to eat She realized that this was wrong and that it was worth finding out why it happened. These early experiences had some influence on her eventual decision to study economics. However, her initial caree r choice was medicine. In Bangladesh, students are required in ninth grade to decide their career track, choosing between commerce, the humanities and the sciences. Ms. Khan chose science because of an interest in medicine. She feels that this was agood choice for economics because she says economics has become more quantitative and scientific. Kahn started her college education in Bangladesh, but transferred to college in the United States because of the political disturbances in her nativecountry. "Degrees that could have been done in three years took up to five years because the university was closed half the year because people were shooting down the halls with machine guns. There is quite a lot of student unrest historically since Bangladesh became James Kinchen work more artistically, because the words "were a great vehicle for expressing certain emotions." Another new occurrence this year is the offer from the Racine Symphony to have the Master Singers and the Voices of Parkside perform with the symphony. Kinchen had two main goals in preparing for this year's schedule. The first goal was to make the general readership aware of the existence of our choral program. independent in 1971." She received her bachelor's degree in B usiness Economics from Georgia, which she describes as a small college similar to Parkside. She then earned her master's in Economic Policy and Planning at Northeastern University in Boston where she also taughta s a teaching assistant. She earned her Ph.D. in International Economics and Economic Development at the Univer- Pitch In The Parkside Food Service requests that all customers please remove trays, china, glassware and any paper products from your table and return them to the proper receiving areas. Please be considerate of the next person in need of a table. No China, Glassware, or Silverware is'permitted to leave the Dining Room Thank you for your Cooperation. As Kinchen put it, "We could sing everyday out in Main Place and there would still be students who did not know of our existence." The second goal was to give people who have an interest in music but who have not considered (singing) before, one last, little push. As it says on one of Kinchen's handouts, singing is the oldest and noblest form of music making. Through choral singing, we can share with each other and with our audiences the rich musical expressions of masters of bygone ages as well as our own time; we can share the products of cultures near and far; we can share inth e celebration of the human spirit and together experience power, beauty and spirituality which is far greater than and has deeper meaning than mere mortal existence. Singing with a choral group will give you pride, spirit, discipline, perserverence, dedication and empathy, so become involved with something that is truly inspiring. Aldous Huxley once said, "After silence that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music." sity of Maryland in College Park, Maryland. Professor Khan is most interested in the area of Economic Development: why some countries are poorer, and what policies are leading to the poverty and inequality of income. She is interested in the plight of women in developing countries. She also works with trade policies of developing countries. She is teaching International Economics at the undergraduate and MBA levels here at Parkside. Professor Khan wanted a change from the large campus of38,000 at the University of Maryland, so she enjoys the smaller campus of Parkside. "You see the same people over and over, you get to know them, their faces and names." She also likes not having to deal with congestion, noise, and long lines as she did \yhile she lived in Washington, D.C, and yet still having the benefits of larger cities because of Parkside's location near Chicago, Milwaukee and Madison. She finds the pace here a little slower, "People take their time to be nice to you, which is very pleasant" There is one thing that she does not like about parkside; the parking situation. October 4,1990 Entertainment Ranger, Page IT Funny About Love by David Wick Staff Writer The biggest complaint that I hear about film critics is that they seem to hate almost every film that they see. If you have ever watched any of the critics on television this would seem like a fair assessment. When I became a film critic I vowed to be different I love the movies that I see and reviewing them is a real treat, but the inevitable has happened and I must now write my first bad review. Funny About Love stars Gene Wilder and Christine Lahti. They play a married couple trying to have a baby. The film tries to cover a lot of material and is unsuccessful on many levels. Wilder and Lahti are two very talented actors, but unfortunately, their talent is completely wasted in this uninspired comedy. Gene Wilder has built a good reputation in comedy. He has been very effective in the films in which he has worked with Richard Pryor and Mel Brooks. In this film Wilder stars as a cartoonist of political satire. His character's name is Duffy and his cartoon is modestly named Duffy's World. Shockingly, there are actually a couple of scenes in which Wilder is surrounded hv his alladoring fans and he makes some cute one liner. All of the fans laugh hysterically. However, in the theatre that I attended there were no laughs at all. A film with its own laugh track is not a good sign. Lahti is best known for her dramatic ability, such as her role in Running On Empty. The fact that this was to be a comedy was probably what drew Lahti to thep roject Her talent shows through in a couple of scenes, but the script revolves around Wilder so much that she looks more like a supporting character. The script also gives her sentimental lines, then turns her intoa bitch and thism akes her character incredibly confusing to watch. The only person to turn in a solid performance is Mary Stuart Masterson. She plays a young television director who has a fling with Wilder. She is the only one who gives a true comic performance to this supposed comedy. She doesn' t show up until the endo f the film, and her performance doesn't save the film. If you want to watch a good comedy go watch Postcarcs From The Edge and avoid Funny About Love. I give this film halfa star out of four. The Week at Parkside FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5 CONCERT: "Children," Union Square, 9 pm. $2 students, $3 guests. SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6 SOCCER: Away game against St. Joseph's (Indiana), 3:30 pm. MONDAY, OCTOBER 8 HISPANIC BAZAAR: National Hispanic Heritage Month, 10 am - 2 pm, Main Place. / TUESDAY, OCTOBER 9 FILM: "Blood of the Condor," Union Cinema, 7:30 pm, free. WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 10 LUNCHEON: Hispanic Food of Costa Rica, 10:30 am to 2 pm, Union Dining Room. SOCCER: Game against UW-Milwaukee, Racine field, 7 pm. GUEST ENSEMBLE: Klarus Girl's Choir, Klarus Denmark, noon, CA D-l 18. Riverport Chorus to perform The Riverport Chorus, featuring Riverport Chorus & Quartets and die Festival City Men's Chorus, will be performing on Saturday, October 6, at Parkside. The 1990 Regional champions will be performing "Barbershop Music ... and You." The chorus will present shows at 4 and 8 pm. All seats will be $8, For ticket information, call 658-2192. Small Scale by Chris Ingram © Chris Ingram 1990 "En garde ! " Make a Difference in a Child's Life Be a Big Brother or Big Sister • It doesn't take any time, include a child in what your doing anyway. • Children are not delinquent, they're nice kids from single parent homes. • No experience necessary. Just be a friend. Call: 637-7625 23IG 3ROTHERS/SIG SISTERS' Because you have so much. CD shore' Dueli n g Swor d f i s h GIVE LIFE. GIVE PLASMA. Give us 2 hours, twice a week, and we'll use your plasma donation to help save the lives of burn and shock victims, heart surgery patients, and hemophiliacs. And you could earn up to $100 per month. Take the time today. Physician Supervised • Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Avenue Mon., Wed., Fri. 8:30-3:30 Tues. & Thurs. 10-5:30 Call for Information or an appointment: 654-1366 People Helping People For Life Tim Moses Computer Science Vanderbilt University "Macintosh practically eliminates the need to keep manuals next to my computer, because— regardless of which program I'm using—I can °Pen' c^ose'save'anc^ Print ^es in exactly ' ? If VVY the same way And you can't say that about any other computer. "Today lots of other computers are attempting to look and work like a Macintosh, but it's just not possible. They're too fundamentally different to begin with.This may sound a little strange, but comparing a Macintosh to other computers is like comparing apples to oranges.You can squash the orange into shape and paint it to look like an apple, but underneath the makeup, it's still an orange. "It's funny—I work at die Vanderbilt computer store and IVe seen lots of people switch from other computers to Macintosh, but I've never seen anybody with a Macintosh switch to another computer." For more computer information, contact the Computing Support Center, WLLC, D115 Why do people love Macintosh? Ask them. 11990 Apple Computet, 'nc Apple, the Apple logo, and Macintosh are registered trademarks o' Apple Computet. Inc October 4,1990 Feature Ranger, Page 19» Life after Parkside by Katie Knight Dr. Mario Maritato graduated from Parkside in 1982, with a degree in life science. After graduating from Parkside, Maritato went on to Marquette University School of Dentistry. Maritato graduated in 1986, and has been practicing for about four years now. As a general dentist, Maritato does everything from cleaning teeth to cosmetic dentistry, such as bonding and bleaching teeth. Maritato feels his Parkside education was very valuable. He feels that the ten to twelve people who went on to Marquette with him after a Parkside education were probably the best prepared for dental school. He feels that Parkside has a very good pre-professional pro- "Parkside really prepared me. I enjoyed it, it's a beautiful school" Dr. Mario Maritato Parkside Graduate gram and commented that, "Parkside really prepared me. I enjoyed Parkside, it's a beautiful school." Advice that Maritato would give to students interested in becoming dentists would be to spend some time in an office, and speak to different dentists about dentistry. Also, one should visit different dental schools. The average yearly salary foe this profession is approximately $52,000 - $54,000 a year, that is, after a dentist has been in the profession for a few years. It also can vary from area to area. Maritato feels the major rewards of being a dentist are being able to work for yourself and the satisfaction of helping people. > April in Paris...Or is it the Soviet Union in March Kimberly A. Tenerelli News Writer There is something really exciting that is going to happen in March, March 14-29 to be exact. What is it, you ask? It's a trip to the Soviet Union. Dr. Hayward has taken students from Parkside, among other UWcampuses, and the community, to the Soviet Union since 1980. The idea was came to UW-Parkside by a University program called Outreach. In order for a person to accompany Dr. Hayward he/she has to take his class, "Contemporary Russia in Historical Perspective," formerly "Soviet Seminar." The reason for the class is to create an understanding of the culture and the history before going to the Soviet Union. This is a three credit class. It is composed of concentrated lectures, the trip, and then a final paper. Guest lectures are commonplace in the class, including specialists on Russian Art and those very knowledgeable of Russian culture. Approximately 15-30 people go on this trip each year. One-third to one-half of the people are Parkside students. The others are from other UW campuses, and the surrounding community. Spouses, parents, and families of students can also join the group. A variety of ages go; senior citizens have been said to have the best of times there. Although the cost of the trip seems high — approximately $2500.00, financial aid is available. FA is available due to the fact that the trip is considered tuition, like lab in chemistry. Not all of the Free Pregnancy Tests and Counseling ALPHA CENTER 637-8232 Call for appointment money needed is received from FA but over half is given, says Dr. Hayward. Many students don't know that they are going to take this class until all FA is given out. Dr. Hayward states, however, that the Financial Aid staff really works with the students and gets them all the money they can. Thecostofthe trip includes housing, travel and food. The hotels that the students stay at are considered very respectable. The trip is usually two weeks, however this year the stay will be 15 days. March is the time of the year the group goes because spring break is at this time. Christmas break is not an option due to the bitter cold in the Soviet Union. The weather ir March is getting better and the airfares have not risen yet. April through the summer the airfare escalates because this is their peak season, vacation time — just like ours! What do they do when they are there? Well, they have busy days, that's for sure! An itinerary is planned between the travel agents, Dr. Hayward, and the director of the UW program from River Falls. The group visits various places, such as museums, schools, churches, and historical cities, and even the Russian circus. A theater event may be scheduled in, or you may choose to go on your free time. There is plenty of shopping to do as well. One feature of this trip is that one can do something other than what the planned attraction was as long as Dr. Hayward knows where he/she is. Dr. Hayward has stated that he was once worried about people getting lost but doesn't any longer. Once in a hotel, all the visitors give the hotel their passports in return for a Semester Break in CANCUN January 5-12, 1990 From $445 Includes: •Round Trip Charter Air •Seven Nights Lodging-Choice of Two Properties, Both on the Beach *Ground Transfers in Mexico •Group Escort Throughout •Tips, Taxis and Service Charges Complete Information Union 209 -or- Call: 553- 2294 card stating the hotel's name and address. If anybody gets lost, they can ask just about anyone for assistance. Dr. Hayward has said that the Russians are very friendly people, and might even take a lost person back to their hotel. Cabs and subways are also available. Moscow and Leningrad are always on the trip itinerary and then two or three additional cities are visited. These additional cities are usually toured if something historical is happening, or a special event is coming up. You may be worried about not knowing the language but Dr. Hayward says guides speak fluent English, so it really isn 't necessary for the students to be able to speak Russia .. Dr. Hayward, however, does know the language. American money is used in the Soviet Union and the exchange rate is very constant Because of this, exchanging money is not a hassle, either. I asked Dr. Hayward what the students got out of this trip and immediately three things came to mind. He said that first-hand knowledge is received and not all things can be taught. Also, one gets to experience another culture, one that is quite different from what we are used to. And lastly, maturity for some is gained. Challenges arise in theUSSR and are conquered with this new maturity. An experience like this is bound to enrich one's life. Additional information can be acquired by contacting Dr. Hayward at (414) 553-2467. There are many changes happening in Soviet Union. Wouldn't it be wonderful to experience them first hand? :«:H h The College Consortium for International Studies is composed of 170 American Colleges and Universities. About 1400 students participated in CCIS programs in 1989-1990. STUDY IN IRELAND Spring 1991 St'. Patrick's College Maynooth, Ireland • Liberal Arts Program • 30 Student Maximum • 3.0 G.P.A. Required . University of Limerick Limerick, Ireland • Business Program Option • International Student Village • 3.0 G.P.A. Required SPONSORING COLLEGES Keene'State College, NH Mohegan Community College Prof. William Spofford University of Wisconsin - Platteville 308 Warner Hall Platteville. Wl 538818 (608) 342-1726 Other CCIS Programs: Italy. England, Scotland, Sweden, Germany, Portugal, Greece, Israel, Spain, France, Mexico, Ecuador, Colombia, China, Switzerland. October 4,1990 Classified Ranger, Page 20 To place classified advertising in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper, stop in the Ranger office focated in room D139C in the Wyflie Library/Learning Center, next to vhe Coffee Shoppe. Deadline for classified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. All classified ads placed by full or part time UW-Parkside students are 250 per week run. All classified ads placed by anyone other than UW-Parkside students are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order, ft an error occurs, the ad will be run free of charge the following Week. No refunds. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger and its employees, staff and members are not responible for the content of advertisng placed by its customers. The UWParkside Ranger reserves the right to refuse to publish any advertising at its descretion. Please direct all inquiries to the UW-Parkside Ranger Business Manager at (414) 553-2295. CLUB EVENTS CLUB EVENTS CLUB EVENTS LOST AND FOUND PERSONALS Parkside Adult Student Alliance will be having their regular monthly meeting on Wednesday, October 10 at 12:00 noon in Comm. Arts 129. They will be discussing general business, a treat or program for the Child Care Center, a possible brochure about PASA and any other business the membership may find necessary. Everyone is welcome and new adult students are encouraged to attend and get involved. \ Have you ever considered an internship in the field of writing? On Wednesday, October 10, at noon in Comm. Arts 135, Prof. Carol Lee Saffioitti-Hughes will discuss the variety of internships available in the field of writing/ English, as well as the importance of such hands-on experience. All students, regardless of major, can benefit and are invited to attend. Brought to you by the English Club. The Cathloic Student Club would like to invitee veryone to join them for masSs unday evenings at 8:30pm in Union 207. Everyone is welcome. Saturday, October 6, join the UW-Parkside Geoscience Club in the Annual Ice Age Trail Hike; for more information come to Greenquist 118, anytime. Inter Varsity-Christian Fellowship presents a continual series of the Sermon on the Mount. SpeakerDave Dryer, Wednesday, October 10, 1990, Molinaro 107, 12:00. Prayer meeting every Friday at 12:00 in Molnaro 126. Wanted: Any students interested in joining an L.D.S. Student Association at UWParkside. Please contact Carol Tebben in Molinaro 364 Ext 2101 between 8am - 11am or call Elder Burbank and Elder Knudson at 658- 3051 anytime. Join the Geoscience Club Friday Oct. 5, in Greenquist 113 at 12:00 noon with Dr. Howard Hobbs discussing "The Iowan Erosional Surface and the Origin of Loess in Southeastern Minnesota— What the rentifacts tell us." Join a club! Contact Student Organizations Council. You can't beat our credit cards! MasterCard and Visa 14.8% Annual Percentage Rate S $15.00 Annual Fee • 25 day grace period Serving all UW-Parkside employees and students .OUCATo. Tailent Ball - Room 286 ja ! 553-2150 9:30-4:00 The Math Club is presenting Alexander Lichtman, who will be giving a talk on Mathematical Methods in Linguistics, Wednesday, October 10 at 12:00 - 1:00 in Molinaro D107. FUND RAISING Best fund raiser on campus looking for fraternity/sorority or student organization that would like to earn $500- $1000 for one wk on campus mkg project. Must be organized and hard working. Call Beverly or Jeanine at 800- 592-2121. HELP WANTED Help wanted. Full/part time; AM, PM. Dining, banquet and cocktail servers. Sheraton Hotel and Conference Center. Call 886-6100. Waitresses, hostesses, busperson, pizza makers, kitchen help, drivers(with or without car) needed. Call Luigi's Pizza at 694-6565 in Kenosha. 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Go with the crowd - voteTerri Fortney for Homecoming Queen. Bananna - What a pleasant ending for Mozart, eh? That it is. No bloodshed or anything, because I'm against that! Secret Shopper #2. Faculty member needs a ride from Milwaukee to UWParkside. Tuesdays and Thursdays. Must leave Milwaukee between 9:30 and 10:00am. Home phone No. 1-475-5219. Political Science Office, 553-2316. Mrs. Chops! How do you like your new name? I'm really looking foward to the 19,20 and 21st. Love Dan. Place your Personal Ad in the Ranger Office, Only 250 for students, staff & faculty. Deadline is Monday, 3:00pm. SKI EXPO '90 Sunday, Oct. 14th Noon to 5 p.m. 21' Ski Company Reps. Ski Travel Ski Clubs Displays Style Show 2 P.M. $2,000 in Door Prizes HUGE SKI Lots of Deals OP KENOSHA 30% to 60% OFF Top Name Brands! ski& sports chalet 5039 6th Ave, Harborside Kenosha Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document .~If' 'University of Wisconsin-Parks ide UW-Parkside reservists face real chance of being in war Dan Chiappetta News Editor With American troops con- tinuing to increase in the Persian Gulf, the UW-System bas made a policy concerning the possibility of students, faculty, and staff who may be called to active duty. There lire at least 37 uw- Parlcsidestudents known to be re- servists, according to UW- Parlcside's Registrar Office. The UW-System policy states that in the event that any student is called to active military duty, he or she shall be issued a 100 percent refund of all fees paid except for room and board. This includes admission deposits, advanced reg- islration fees, academic fees, seg- regated fees, special course fees and any other fee of this nature. The policy emphasizes that if a student is called to active duty before the beginning of the aca- demic term, 100 percent of room andboardsbould berefunded. Mter thebeginningofthe academic term, the refund should be based upon the unused portion of the fee. This policy only applies to students who are reservists !bat are called to ac- live duty, not students who volun- tarily enlist. DonPran~,aUW-~bille junior and an Army reservist, is hoping the crisis in the Persian Gulf will come to a "peaceful" solution. "For the numbers of troops in the Middle East, and the hostility between theUnited States and Iraq, it's just a matter of time before armed conflict," said Prange. Gabe Kluka, a UW·~bide senior, spent two years in active dutyandhasbeenanArmyreservist for the past three years. Kluka belongs to the 822nd Military Po- lice Company in Rosemont, illi- nois. Kluka believes his chance of going to the Persian Gulf is fair. "There has been no defmite contact, but therebave beenrumors around the company," said Kluka. Prange, 24, has been in Army Reserves for almost four years, spending two years on active duty. He belongs to the 2-338, 85th Division(Tm) in Waukegan, Illi- nois. Prange believes his chance of going to the Middle East is low. "With my unit, the possibility is slim. My unit is a training unit and its mission is to train soldiers," stated Prange. The thoughtofgoing to thehot desert of Saudi Arabia worries Kluka. "It scares me, and tbe idea of - being put in an environment like that makes me nervous. Cbemical weapons scare me more than nuclear weapons. Youdon'tknow tbey're tbere," stated Kluka. Prange, with the help of a couple of UW -Parksidestudents who have relatives stationed in Saudi Arabia, is trying to put to- gether a letter-writing campaign for the 197th Infantry Brigade. "We want to place drop boxes all over campus where students can write letters to soldiers in the I97th Infantry Brigade," said Prange. "It doesn't need a stamp, just place tbem in the drop boxes: We'll collect them and and send tbem to Saudi Arabia. Prange explains the impor- tance of writing letters to tbe sol- diers. "I know how important it is to . get aletter. Even if it's just to say 'hi. what's up'," said Prange. '-It's your lifeline back to the states." Prange is a molecular biology major and Kluka is a math and drama major. "I'm not afraid to go if they call me. It's what's going to hap- pen to my life iftbey do call me that worries me," said Kluka. "If shooting docs start, I'd be gone within 24 hours." Offcampus housing provides analternative to Residence Halls' I By J. A. Bromstad Staff Writer The problem with UW- Parlcside'shousing is notatall what you may think it is. The original thoughtwas that students were be- . ingterribly inconvenienced. It was Iaterlearned that the inconvenience lay in the lap of the bureaucracy- the means by which this episode of inadequate housing will not soon end. While speaking with sopho- moreScollMurphy, who presently resides at the YMCA in Racine, one got the feeling that he was I ' content and unfretted by the "in- convenience" of living off earn- pug. Scott, along with 40-50 other Parkside students, is on a waiting list to be placed in Parkside's hous- ing. He admits it is somewhat of a disadvantage to be at the YMCA because be feels he is missing out on the multitude of nighttime en- ergytlu\tis~teristicpfyoung, , 'enthusiastic. fun-seeking indi- viduals his own age. On the other decent circumstances. in things such as lower interest hand, he appreciates the finer ~So well that Kevin Williams, rates on bonds, a lesser mortgage things--like having his own room, who was first on the list to be and higher construction codes use of the Y's well-conditioned placed in campus housing, turned which mean a more durable com- facilities and a private bathroom. down residency here to remain at plex, etc. ) Sophomore Rashid Laurencin the" quieter, less-abused looking" Ifheapproves the proposal, he holds a similar view. However, YMCA. would submit it to the Board of unlike SCOll, he feels he is not So what's the problem? Too Regents. This entity is comprised missing out on anything. Rashid many people? The obvious lack of of local citizens who decide pointsoutonediscomfortingpeeve. rooftopsoncampus? Thefarflung, whether the proposal is in the best There are no single baths in the long- winded, much too complex interest of all involved:taxpayers, wing where he is located and he's system in which we live? Let me tbe state's budget and the univer- sharing a bath with more people sliare with you some findings con- sity at large. , th b ratic process From there, we move to tbe than if he were in tbe dorms. De- cemmg e ureauc d ith h si that would eventually bring forth Building Commission where key spite this, he sai WI muc SID- h . g le m ·lators talk and talk and talk eerity, "I like it here." more OUSID. ..- When asked if they could At the present moment the and talk, and then more talking is Editorial Page 2 ale behal f of the others they president of the UW system is re- required to sell to the Governor PSGA Report. Page 3 spe on, . b tbe (who I'Sa controlling member of ., of their viewing a proposal sent, y Devil's Advocate ...Page 3, said thatthemaJOnty were thiscommission and ultimately bas ChaneellorofUW-P. V· fUW P.P ,A sentiment all tbe final ';;y in the ·matter) the oice 0 - .... age'.. A sbuttle is in service for those If he nays the proposal, budget plans 'or addt'lt'onal hous- ith t obiles proceedings halt and Parkside .' Gabe's Gab .Page 11 students who arewi ou m . ,mg' at Parkside. Once a budget S .Page 7 f R id Life would then seek alternative means portS .. The Director 0 est ence , (N Ex plan is reached, plans for Iandscap- DeAnn Possehl and Assistant Di- to finance tbe project ote: - Health News ....... .Page 13 er are re n- isting housing was financed by a ing and building design can be In 'onal .Fag 12 rector Ste~ .Walln spa d rivate group of citizens known as drawn up, 'contractors can be se- temall e sible for driving' the shuttle to san ::re BenevolentFoundation. Phase lec!ed;andfmallyconstruetion can This Week. ..Page 14 from the Y after local buseS ole 2 housing is seeking state funds. commence. Classifieds. _ .Page 16 running. , Generally. these peop e dif~ nee baS .jlB4id",antagU ..... He're,wehaveaminute'sworth, .' ' doin i-atherwelt tinderil1read)" . # Tho ere· ~,.. • l' •••• ,.. • •••• 1 ••••• 1 • t 1 •••••••• ' are B. , ... "~",, ... >"., ' ......... ' ••• , • I • , I 1 1 : " ! : of reading that adds up to approxi· mately 3-4 years of debate and negotiations which would account formore time than would be neces- sary to actually construct the new housing. Whenever legislation is part oftbe solution there is delay. This is just one more instance where progress and better arrangement are slaves to time and paper. Inside... : f • , , ,. . ",." '. __ ---0-00 _0. '--IL_-'''~' E~'d~' i::~O='- n:.:"" ·:..=.-~_i"_·' ._'-_'- j~' -----s~epte::::mber~~:-.,l~ Rager. Page 2 . " •.• AND WHICH OF ME HAVE YOU COME TO SEE lODAY?" Editorial ... On February 13, 1990, the Faculty Senate passed a new drop policy stating that a smdent who drops a course during or after the fifth week of the semester will receive a iranscripmotation of "W" for that course. The "WOOstands for withdrawal. The new policy takes effect in the Fall of 1991, so if you're a senior, you den't have anything ID worry about. but if you're not, you will have some heavy decision-making IDdo when next fall arrives. The PIrbide Student Government Association did everything in ilS power ID block this policy from heing implemenred. Members ofPSGA collected over700 signatureS and presented them ataFaculty Senate meeting. Former PSGA President Om Prange said thal the Senate virtually ignored the signamres, He also stated that they didn't seem ID care what the students had ID say. If anything, this will definitely put pressure on the studenlS. The faculty responded that swdents sbouId know their progress in a class by the end of the fourth week. Yeah, right! I can't remember having aclass where I had a t.est or quiz heforethe sixth week.This new policy that takes place will still allow students ID drop until the eighth week. In the case of a module or summer class the "WOO _lion will appear if the class is dropped after the one-third mark. The new add policy will go inlDeffect in the spring of 1991. Itstat.es thatstudenlS may addany course which they are qna'if...J for during the first week. During the second week of classes a course may be added with the iDsuuctor's consent Beginning with the third week of classes, a course may be added only in extraordinary c:jmmImnces,lIId only with the support of the course instructor and the approval of the department chair. The Facu1ty Senate is trying ID eocourage smdeats ID make a decision on whether they are going ID' stay enroIledinaclas. At the same time, they are trying tocutdown thenumberof classes dropped by students, You' have foar weeb ID decide if you like a class or not, so this "W" notation should increase your commitment to acbooI so you doo't have 10 drop a class. This''W'' could have a negative impact 011 your transcript if you get inIo die habit of ckqJping lOO!D8IIyclasses. A potential employer might not look favorably on !DO many "WOOs IIj¥S iDg 00 yow transeipt. This four-week drop policy is-basically unfair. I don't think the students were given equal time to express bow they felton this issue. Butif you know anyone thatatt.ends UW -Whitewater. they think that we have it made because they have a two-week drop policy before they are hit with the big "W". by Craig Simpkins . .. Letter to the Editor: Whensomethingcon~ia1 arises and it's dealing WI!'! black and white I always seem to ob- serve the ~egro complaining about unfairness. The reason why I know is becauserm one of those uppity negroes. Forexample, when I came to register for my college courses. I wanted to study a history course. The course I had in mind was a subject in Black History. So I tell the counselor I would like a Black History course and he tells me it doesn't exist in the UW system. I say to myself. well why is that? Anyway. he offers me American History, and being the versitile brother that I am.I take the course. But tell me something, we pay our dividends for school just like the majority students. No matter if it's scholarships, grants. loans. or Mama and Daddy. So why can't we learn someihUig about our heritage as wel1.I'm IliiI blaming the Professorsor slUdems, but maybe the Dean of the SChcoi could do something or tell the llli nority students something. . A lot of black students ha discussed this matter among~ selves, but I just decided to bring 'I in the open. When you read ~ don'tbebiased:keepanopenmilll. I know some people will sayI'ma racist but that's far from realily, Oh yeah, if I'm not asking for too much, how about a little sou! food in the cafeteria once in a while <at least during Black History Month). I .conclude by saying Peace. because we're all in the same game. Chris Tolivtr , . '! • Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 4, September 27, 1990 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 3 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Student fired from on-campus job over failure to sign papers Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 17f' J ni versi ty ofWiscons ir Freshman 35 0/0 Sophomore 19 0/0 Junior 14 0/0 Senior 190/0 Special 13 0/0 o Pa kside Student fired from on-campus job over failure to sign papers woJic early. . staling, "As a first year student, "I didn't agree with the paper. this summer's experience was un- 7hey were asking me to sign about fortunate. I'dilkooto work with you specific dates, and I could not re- to re-establish your employment call them and they could notbe- and assist as needed with your re- lieve that," said Grube. "I was told turn to classes this fall." thatI would be fired if! wouldn't Grube has contacted a lawyer sign it If I were to sign it, my job and will not discuss the issue any- prospect would look good." more at this time. Grube explained that in an ClSoetz, Charest, and earlier meeting with Goldesberw tIloldesberry were contacted but he was told that if he didn't sign the were not at liberty to speak on the paper he would be fired. "He did issue. Myers also choose not to fire me, but then he rehired me," speak. said Grube. According to Grube, he was being badgered for a couple of weeks concerning the signing Gf the paper. "I was then fired, They said I couldn't be trusted," said Grube. On August 28. 1990 Goetz wrote a letter to Grube stating, "Realizing that your recent em- ployment experience in the Com- puter Center was not a very posi- tive or constructive experience, I am offering to work with you to establish a fresh start by locating employment in a different campus operation." Goetz concluded the letter by by Dan Chiappetta Ne_Editor Clary Goetz, Assistant Chancellor forAdministration and Fiscal M· fairs. PhilipCharest, Director of Com- puterServices. Lee Goldesberry, Operations Managerfor Computer Services. Richard Cummings, Director of Personneland Payroll. These individuals were all in- volvedin the termination of John Grube, a OW -Parkside student, fromhis two positions at OW· Parkside's Computer Center. In August,Grube was dismissed as a ComputerOperator and RJE At· lendanl. He was "fired" because he didn'tcomply with theadministra- tors' commands. According to Grube, during a meeting with Goetz, Charest, Cummings·and Goldesberry, he was asked to sign a paper that stated that Rick Myers, an employee of !be Computer Center and Presi- dentof the Wisconsin State Em- ployeesUnion Local 2180, left John Grube by Dan Chiappetta News Editor . Amos Young is 8 Special Project Security Officer. Young who is from Milwaukee, joined OW -Parkside's CampusPoliceon March 26. 1990. ''The environ· ment is very nice," said Young. "Great atmosphere," Since Youngistheonly black ontheCampusPolicestaff, Young thought his color might have been an issue. ''They haven'tseencolor, and I haven't either." Young enjoys working with the staff. "I get along great with my co-workers. He (Dave Ostrowski, Director of Campus Police and Public Safety) does a great job running the department. He's strict on certain tbingt,in which he should be,". ''This is 8 friendly atm0- sphere," said Young. When it comes to breaking the law. Young won't be so friendly. So bere's 8 wanting from Young and Campus Pulice on the different kinds of parldng regulations and how much park- ing fines are. . Without Permit $S.OO .Handicapped/ResetYed $IS.00 Parking on Stripes or Grass $10.00 Walkway $10.00 Firezone $IS.00 No Parking Sign Regulation $S.OO Invalid Permit $S.OO Who are the students that attend UW-Parkside? Where are they from? Residency Class Level "'" • Kenosha Counly 35 0/. ----, Milwaukee County 8 0/0 Olher Wisconsin Counties 6 0/0 Oul 01Slale 6 % Foreign 2 0/0 Racine Counly 43 % ---- Source:UW-Parl<side Office of the Registrar. Undergraduate enrollment statistics es of September 6. 1990. Ranger Graphic Inside... Editorial.: Page 2 PSGA Report, Page 3 Devil's Advocate Page 3 Voice ofUW·P Page 4 Gabe'sGab Page 10 Sports Page 11 Life after UWP Page 16 International Page20 This Week .Page21 Classifieds Page 24 ------1_--- E~:::.ito=-=n:-· a_I '_- ---:-::t p.......' Page 2 '. r I MANAGED 10 AVOiD 5AYlNr. ANYTHING OFFENSIVE - 10 ANYONE CONCERNED ABoUT ~ BELIEFS ••• Editorial For the past two weeks, I have been harsh on the administration because of the fact that certain situations are not handled efficiently on this campus. :Well, this week I thought I would let them breathe and pick on a new group of people: the students of UW -P. I believe most of the time when something occurs on campus that it is not the students' fault. But this past week several situations were brought to my attention and I can honestly say I have been proven wrong in J. few instances. Some students who come to UW-P have this thing in their mind that their mother is still trailing behind them to pick up anything they leave laying around. If you have visited the cafeteria, Coffee Shoppe, or the Union Square lately, you will know exactly were I am coming from. When you get done eating a meal or drinking a beverage a little food fairy doesn't come around and clean up after you. Why the hell do you think food service prices are so high? First, students don't know how to pick up after themselves, and they also think that it is ethical to borrow silverware from the eateries on campus and never bring them back. If you want lunchroom monitors like we had in grade school to watch you so everything gets picked up, I'm sure food service could arrange for this service. Your mother doesn't go here, so learn to pick up after yourselves. . Admittedly, the parking situation at UW-P isn't the greatest, but some students- decided to take it into their own hands to make it worse this past week. This past week some students decided to flood the visitors parking lot behind the Union building. Can you people read the sign? It says "Visitors Only." What makes you so special from any other student? Students also illegally parked in the reserved parking spots and worse yet the spots for the disabled. Why can't you be tough and handle this parking problem like everyone else does? Learn how to walk a half mile to class. I hope campus police tows everyone who illegally parks. Last but not least, I can't stand the students who complain because there is nothing to do on this campus. I can tell you several things to do if you get bored, but you probably won't show up anyway. There have already been several events on campus since school started and the turnout was terrible. P AB sponsored a dance two weeks ago; they were lucky if fifty people showed up. Where can you see a good quality band for two dollars these days? The next dance is September 21 and I expect to see a lot more students attending this function. , . See Editor, page 6 by Craig Simpkins Quest Editorial • Attention student reservists by Don Prange CpL,USAR . ., Unless you just came out.of a t~O month hibemaUon.yo~~ave to be f th e situation in Saudi Arabia. If you are a reservist it ispoSSi"· aware 0 . . th f t Ifthisl "" 'tmaybeactivatedatsomeumem e u ure. IS IS thee . thatyour urn eased' c' ...... Presid tShawoftheUWSystemhasrel m,ormauOnOnwithdraWing ~m .' ted I' from the universi\tin the event your UOlt.gets acuva . t is im\lOltalll that each student that is an acUv~reservISt go to the Office of Sludenl Affairs and fill out a form that WIllexpedIte theprocess of WIthdraWing from the university. If anyone IS. forced ~ wlthdra.w due to mililary service. all tuition and fees, including housmg fees Will be refunded and there wiIIbe no academic penalty. '. "Student reservists will be assured readmlltance to the uniVelS;ty upon their return from active duty," said Shaw. Students called up near the end of the semester would be given incomplete grades and would be allowed to complete their COUISewotk upon returning from active duty. Students called up less than three. fourths into the semester would beforced to re-take the coursesupon their return. Students with independent study courses could complete the courses while on active duty. It's nice to see the "System" providing some informationregarding active reservists and the-universitypolicy, 100 bad it IOOka "W AR"to40 just that UniVerSi~'&~~~~'~;~~kside ~Memb.rof the Associated C~ll~~t~ Press ":'.:-::_':: ;..: ., _ ,:',:_:';:_::, >::~:::,":., ,:\?';?,:',~;::;;~~~:~::~,:~:?t~,t:~'~\-:;:::,'-;.-.:· SUbscripti~n,rate:ior on~ ye~~i,"- i,.DO.Please a9~ss:Btj Correspondence~: ,.~~I~;aii;' .. , '. E9ttorialOlfice {4141553~228F <- • f ~:.:>.~;':;~:. (;/:\ .. -, .. p-.- .:IF::::- ilj;:.k i <&<,,8 <-, ,.:-:,.:'\:"\::,::"\'./::: ~)\:~> s:'~:jg..;:: :;L/\::~j':~:~:~::;~~}{} \ <::;.~".:'. ',L .....•:... '. ': ': ~'.: .. ' :,;~{ .. " ~sst. Copy EditOr': <':;>:. ;,.:.,i'.;'; ,. c' Henry Cornell f~I_~~~~I~~~~ ','" .: :;.;:..> " <0 .. ·,',"i'" StuartRubner . , ..' ;;'.::..,:::.~i,'):;:·,.t'~~, :.. Jan Nowak .'~~~~11~1~J~Gabi ~.<:~;):::;.;> '. orne, David , '. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 2 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Administration promises weight room by spring Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document • ~"u· . f ' " nrversi ty 0 Wisconsin ....Parkside Parkside's ancient weight room Administration promises weight room by spring by Dan Chiappetta News Editor Last year the Ranger was confrontedby UW-Parkside stu- dents,staffand faculty stating that the weight room located in the Physical education building is "dangerousand unsafe." So the Ranger then confronted the ad- ministration. The following are quotes by theadministrationin response to theweightroomarticle inFebruary IS, 1990'sedition of the Ranger: "It is oldand it's not state of the art," said Sheila Kaplan, UW- Parkside chancellor. ''We've known fora period of time that the weight room needs repair. Noquestionaboutil, "stated 10hnSl!>Ckwell,UW- Parkside vice chancellor. The administration then promisedthat something will be done. "It will absolutely be refurnished and equipped by next Ranger Poll year ," stated Stockwell. bicycles. According to Dannehl, Last February, Kaplan and by next faIl the new weight room Stockwell saw a need for a new •willbe connected 10 a lectureroom weight room. Now, seven months wbere a course in aerobic fitness later, the well over 20-year-old willbeoffered. An additionalroom weight room equipment is only in the basement of the Physical getting older and more unsafe. Education building will be used as Wayne Dannehl, UW- anotherweightroomreceivingnine Parkside athletic director, hopes separate pieces of single station the weightroom will be completed body parts from UW -Madison. The by spring semester. "On January room in the basement is being re- IS, 1991, I will be the happiest modeled and should also be com- person in the world. The new pleted by January. weight room will be remodeled So, UW -Parkside students, and rugged. It will be very aurae- staff and faculty will have to wait tive," anothersemester. Last year, Dannehl said that "The situation is less than ac- they couldnotrefurnish theweight . -ceptable and should have been room because he wasn't given the taken care of promptly,which was funds. This year was no different. promised by the administration," "We didplan on having the weight said Chris Daniel, UW-Parkside room completedby thisfall,butwe Student Government Association didn't get final approval from the vicepresident. "There isnoreason UW-System until the middle of why it shouldn't have been taken August" care of along time ago." "The new weight room is ex- "I was told the weight room peeted to feature twelve individual would be done by this fall. If weightstationswithtwelveaerobic. someonemakesapromiseitwould Parkside's an~ated weight room pho<o by Doo I'nnge berefurnishedbya specificdate, it should be refurnished," said Bill Homer, PSGA president "No excuse." . "This is anabomination 10 the modem athlete," said Mike Rohl, UW-Parkside graduate and assis- tantcoach ofUW -Parkside's cross country team. "If the equipment is the same as last year, the equipment can be hazardous to the inexperienced users," said Homer: BarK.sid~ $tu0yhtescapes from Kuwait .. Dan Chiappetta ....< News Editor SeveralstudentsIntheresidencehallsbroughtlotheattentionoftheRanger lhattheapartmentstheymovedintowere inunacceptablecondition. The Ranger then polled ",~ -==------, studentsinthe residence halls by calling each phonelineineveryapart- mentaskingthe question 'Howwouldyou rate the conditionoftheapartment youmovedintoat the be- ginningofthesemesteron a scaleof 1 to·5, 1 being unacceptableand? being D excellent?"Hereare the 1 2 3 4 5 results: Unacceptable Excellent See next week's Ranger for additional coverage. i~ly morning, August 2nd; SlllDeerAli, a UW-Parksidefresh- rnan,*pkeup to witness tilb coun e try I)~\V~ born in and Iived in for 18 yeliis, Kuwait, in tl)e hands of lraqii~~~~sadiIam HusSein·. . ;I%alk ed outsi~eto~OgeF ;l))~:!>~.l\Ild Lsaw Iraqi ~b ··di::··· <~.., 'd··· Ali··· • 21 "In abo..utdiiee ,e~,{sat::\:'-'_s ," -- ".,:: ' houtstlJeyinvildedKuwait.ldidn't . '-':'=< ::::" .. :::., ',' .• '," . -,:::"" •• ,:>.\><. I)~ ~~.. sh90 ung •· :'. ., ·.»c ·.1-11<!isco~ered that d\"0nC~ ·····S¢eI~e~ape,page~ Inside... Editorial ..:~.....:...Pag~·2 . . PSGA Report Page 3. Voice ofUW-P Page 4 Spotlight Page 5 Conn. Corner .Page 8 Sports .Page 9 . ( .( . This Week .Page 19 Intemational Page 20 Life after UW -P.Page 21 Classifieds .Page 24 niversity ofWisco • SI -Parkside Parkside's ancient weight room Administration promises weight room by spring by Dan Chiappetta News Editor Last year the Ranger was confronted by UW-Parkside stu- dents, staff and faculty stating that the weight room located in the Physical education building is "dangerous and unsafe." So the Ranger then confronted the ad- ministration. The following are quotes by the administration in response to the weight room article in February 15, 1990's edition of the Ranger: "It is old and it's not state of the art," said Sheila Kaplan, UW- Parlcside chancellor. "We've known for a period of time that the weight room needs repair. Noquestionaboutit, "stated John S~kwell, UW-Parkside vice chancellor. The administration then promised that something will be done. "It will absolutely be refurnished and equipped by n~t Ranger Poll year , " stated Stockwell. Last February, Kaplan and Stockwell saw a need for a new weight room. Now, seven months later, the well over 20-year-old weight room equipment is only getting older and more unsafe. Wayne Dannehl, UW- Parkside athletic director, hopes the weight room will be completed by spring semester . "On January 15, 1991, I will be the happiest person in the world. The new weight room will be remodeled and rugged. It will be very attrac- tivt ." Last year, Dannehl said that they could not refurnish the weight room because he wasn't given the funds. This year was no different. "We did plan on having the weight room completed by this fall, but we didn't get final approval from the UW-System until the middle of August" The new weight room is ex- pected to feature twelve individual weight stations with twelve aerobic- Several students in the residence halls brought to the attention of the Ranger lhat the apartments they moved into were in unacceptable condition. The Ranger then polled students in the residence halls by calling each phone line in every apart- ment asking the question "How would you rate the condition of the apartment you moved into at the be- ginning of the semester on a scale of 1 to 5, 1 being unacceptable and 5 being excellent?· Here are the results: 351 --- -- 3:JJ--.- -- -- 25 -- --- 1 2 Unacceptable 3 4 5 Excellent See next week's Ranger for additional coverage. bicycles. According to Dannehl, by next fall the new weight room • will be connected to a lecture room where a course in aerobic fitness willbeoffered. Anadditionalroom in the basement of the Physical Education building will be used as another weight room receiving nine separate pieces of single station body parts from UW-Madison. The room in the basement is being re- modeled and should also be com- pleted by January. So, UW-Parkside students. staff and faculty will have to wait another semester. "The situation is less than ac- -ceptab le and s hou d have been taken care of promptly, which was promised by the administration," said Chris J;)aniel, UW-Parkside Student Government Asoociation vice president ''There is no reason why it shouldn't have been taken care of a long time ago." "I was told the weight room would be done by this fall. If someone makes a promise it would be refurnished by a specific date, it should be refurnished," said Bill Horner, PSGA presidenL "No excuse." · "This is an abomination to the modem athlete," said Mike Rohl, UW-Parkside graduate and assis- tantcoachofUW-Parkside'scross country team. "If the equipment is the same as last year, the equipment can be hazardous to the inexperienced users," said Homer. Parkside student escapes from Kuwait Dan Chiappetta News Editor Early morning, August 2nd, Sameer Ali, a UW-Parkside fresh- man, woke up to witness the coun- try he was born in and lived in for 18 years, Kuwait, in the hands of Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein. "I walked outside to go get some bread and I saw Iraqi sol~ diers,"saidAli,21. «Jnaboutthree hours they invaded Kuwait. Ididn •t hear any shooting." Ali discovered 1hat the once see TheEscape, page 6 ide .. Editoriat..: .......... Page 2 PSGA Repon ...... Page 3 Voice ofUW-P ... Page 4 Spotlight ............ Page 5 Coun. Conier ..... .Page 8 Sports ................. Page 9 • This Week .......... Page 19 Intemational ...... .Page 20 Life after UW-P.Bagc 21 Oassifieds ......... .Page 24 -p. - •• ,-Pye~2 -----,..----=E:-:=d7:"it-on-;-· -:1al~-]: September 13:S Editorial From the desk of the Editor... Many improvements have been made around campus this summer and as the scbool year gets rolling, several items on campus are presently in the process or or haven't even been repaired yet My question is: why do they wait until one week before scbool starts, or even until afler school starts, 10 begin these improvements. This institution is usually sparsely populated during the summer months and has a perfect setting for all capital improvements 10 be made. The I1lIIlp foo peBOI1S wilh disabilities !hal was =ently added 10 the Communications Arts building is one of the beUer improvements they cou1d have made 10 this campus. I'm sure they Icnew that this ramp was going 10, be buill weD befon: the scbooI ye- smned, SO why did they wait until a week before scbool staned 10 begin CQlISUIIClion? This caused a 101 or incolIvenieoce the firsI few days of scbool. Oreal idea, no planning. TraffIC ClII Wood Road is b8sicaIly noo-existem in the summer, so why is this road still ripped up in cer1aiD spoIS? Why is the emranee 10 Tallent Hall still dismantled? Students have complained that they prw;Iica.Ily fall ClII Ibeir bulls evezy time they walk over 10 this building. Thousands of students have 10 visit Ta1IeaI Hall die finI week of scbooI. so irs an inopportune time 10 begin ripping up the enttanee. The weigbI room in the Physical Ed'lcalicn building was supposed 10 be completed by the time scbool .... Iu.e yoD been OWl 10 dlePby, Ed. building 10 check OIIt our new weightroorn? Don't waste your time ...... over1bl:re. The DeW weigblroom isn't due 10 arrive until theSCCCllld semester, Why is the swimming pool paalIIy emply? This is die foanb ye- iD a row !hal it hasn't been open when school started. ScvaaI 11 wbo moved iDlo housing OWl Labor Day weekend were greeied by trashed residenl Wls. Why sbouId fodtOlll overSlOOO a sc:mesIer 10 live 011 campus when there are holes in theclosel doors, IIains and bons iD the carpel, and walls thai need 10 be painled. Housing administtation response was, "We beId a camp two weeJa before scbooI swted and they trasbed our resident halls, so we didn't have enough liIDe IDflll1bem.·lIdocsD'l_ifH.mcaneHugo swepI tbrough anddestroycd them, they shou1dhave been Jqlaind by day ODe. lIdocsD'l_ wbc:ze the blame lies for thesilWltiOll. Tbepointis, ilShOllldn't be this way in thefust pQce. Maybe next ye. we'll plan beUer and SIUdenIs, SIaff, and facu1ty won't have 10 be inconvenienced. by Craig Simpkins Guest Editorial Misdirection by Toe! McCarthy Copy Edilor The Ranger is distributed from racks located at various points on A nu mber of the racks are adorned by an advertisement qUi'. campus. ' • often a public service announcement" . ' On the distribution rack in the main concourse of Greenfield ilaIl we tI have an ad in which PartnershIp for a Drug-Free America presen y 'd' , f , ftheprevalence of drug testmg as a con inon oemploymeoL mforms US 0 , , ' It does not endorse drug testing; it merely Informs us of us e,islence in the marketplace. , ' , Last week, a note was left on the aforementioned display claiming that "Partnership for a Drug-Free America is a fascist, racist, tolaIilarian Th ey should be considered dangerous to freedom and free group. thinking." I fail 10 understand the motive of the note's author, Has he,oranyone else, ever achieved more or found freedom because of drug use? Drugs have the greatest economic impact and inflict their most serious physical consequences upon non-dominant groups in the United States. In light of that fact, how can the Partnership, whatever, and Whoever, it is comprised of, be described as a group formed to further fascist,eIilist purposes? , I Editorial he desk of the Editor ... and ·nthc do they 1any improvements have been made around campus this summer hool year gets rolling, several items on campus are presently or or haven't even been repaired yet My question is: why · until o week before school starts, c.- even until after school swu, 10 in these improvements. This institution is usually sparsely populated during the swnmer months and has a perfect setting for all capital improvements to be made. ' ties that recently added to the Comnum.ications Arts building is one of ~tements they could ha made u, this campus. I'm sure they knew that this ramp was going to. SIIIICd, so hy did they wait until a week before school started to begin • basically ooo-existcnt in the summer, so why is this road still ripped up in enuance 10 Tallent Hall still dismantled? Students have complained that lhey they walk over IO this building. Thousands of students have to visit inopportune time to begin ripping up the enaance. room in the Ph Education building was supposed to be completed by the time school you been over 10 lhe Phy. Ed. building ro check out our new weight room? Don't waste your time Wllkilll ow:, lbcre. The new weight room im 't due to arrive until the secood semester. Why is the swimming prcac,mJy em This is lbe founb year in a row lhal it hasn't been open when school started. ho mowd into housing over~ Day W'CCkend were greeted by trashed resident lbldmts fork out ow:, 1000a scmestet IO live on campus when there are holes in the closet in the carpel, and walls dial need to be pam" led. Housing .,.,4_;_;,,._., ....,,u,u,,uauon response was, ore scbool smled and they trashed our resident halls, so we didn't have enough •, maacr if Hmricane Hugo swept through and deslroyed them. they should have been f <W the situation. The point is, it shou1dn 't be this way in the first beaet and SIUdenls. staff, IDd faculty won't have to be inconvenienced. } Quest Editorial Misdirection by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor September~ The Ranger is distributed from racks located at various points on campus. A number of the racks are adorned by an advertisement, quite of ten a public service announcement.. On the distribution rack in the mam concourse of Greenfield Hail we tJ have an ad in which Partnership for a Drug-Free America presen y . di . ·-I'. rms us of the prevalence of drug tesung as a con t1on of employrnenL l1uO I ·w [' It does not endorse drug testing; it mere Y t onns us o 1tsex.istence in the marketplace. . . . Last week, a note was left on the aforemenuoned display claiming that ''Partnership for a Drug-Free America is a fascist, racist, totalilaJ'ian group. They should be considered dangerous to freedom and free thinking." I fail to understand the motive of the note's author. Has he, or anyone else, ever achieved more or found freedom because of drug use? Drugs have the greatest economic impact and inflict their most serious physical consequences upon non-dominant groups in the United Stares. In light of that fact. how can the Partnership, whatever, and whoev«, it is comprised of, be described as a group f onned to further fascist, elitisl purposes? University of Wisc~nsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the ~dated Collegiate Press Subscription rate lot one year is $5 , 00. Please addl'ess all correspondence IO: Ranger UW-Parkside · ~- ·x Wood Road Box 2000 ,. "' ·' .' Kenosha, WI 53141-2000 ·· _ Editorial Office · (414) 553-2281 " Business Office (414) 553-2295 News Editor Dan Chiappetta International Editor · Gwen Heller .·. Feature Editor Katie Knight \: Feature Wiler Mona Shannon Entertainment Editor Dawn Mailand Sports Editor Jeff Lemmerntarin ·· Asst. Sports Editors · · Jeff Reddick Ted McIntyre : . ' • Copy Editor . Tod ~cCarthy .. Asst. Copy Editor Editor-in-Otief . Craig A. Simpkins Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 2, September 13, 1990 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1990-09-13 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System international students parkside student government association (PSGA) student health insurance union square weight room https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/d1a245433a709197d2b4981bcc9327ff.pdf a555bc59108c75ae6520ea175d2e40d1 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 1 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Chancellor Kaplan welcomes back students Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document .\flY Universi ty a/WisconSin - Par kside Chancellor Welcome, Kaplan' welcomes 'back The beginning of another academic year is upon us at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. Whether you are a new or a returning student, you'll find that the Fall brings with it excitement, academic challenge and a chance to meet new friends. Your years at UW-Parkside should be a time of growth, both academically and personally. Classroom lectures and activities accentuated by cultural, recreational and other social events are the heart of the college experience. I encourage you to set high standards in working towards your educational goals. Furthermore, I hope this year you take advantage of the many campus activities and programs designed to complement and broaden your educational interests and goals. The "Ranger" is one way to keep abreast of campus activities. The "Ranger" serves as a students' forum for the exchange of ideas and publicizes campus news and events. I urge you to support your newspaper. your year at UW-Parkside! students Ranger adds new features, new look for 1990-91 By Craig Simpkins Editor-in-Chief The Ranger has added several new and exciting features for the 1990-91 publishing year. Many long hours of work have given the newspaper a new look from front to back. , Besides giving the paper a complete facelift, Ranger features will include: • Parkside Student Government Association weekly report: also includes minutes from weekly meetings. • Voice of Parkside: the format of Voiceofthe~eople which will get input from students, faculty, staff and administrators on different campus issues. 'Faculty Book Reviews: written by a variety of faculty and staff members on the UW -Parkside campus on books you may want to read. • Several critique columns: the Ranger has added critics to its staff to add a liule excitement to the commentary section of the news- paper. • Life after Parkside: highlights a distinct alumni who has been suc- cessful in the job market after ex- iting UW -Parks ide. • The Spotlight column:'featuring different services and organizations that are available to students on the UW -Parkside campus. •Weekly Campus Police Reports: student information on the issues happening with Campus Police and Public Safety. • IBM's Volunteer of the Week: the Ranger, along with IBM, will be sponsoring an outstanding vol- unteer from the Student Commu- nity Services Program. •A new sports pull-out section: the Ranger has moved sports to the middle of the newspaper so sports fanatics can now pullout the sec- tion and throw the rest away. •IBM's Athlete of the Week: along with Volunteer of the Week, IBM has also agreed to sponsor an Ath- lete of the Week column, • International Students column: a different international student will be featured in each issue of the Ranger. •International Swdiescolumn: our International Editor Gwen Heller will be faxing stories from Lon- don, England each week of her experiences over in the United Kingdom . • New Faculty/Staff Section: new faculty/staff members at UW- Parkside will be featured in each week of the Ranger. • Newly designed classified sec- tion: students will pay only $.25 for each personal placed in the Ranger. This summer several members of the Ranger staff, along with our adviser Stuart Rubner, attended Associated Collegiate Press's Na- tional Conference in Orlando, Florida. Many ideas in design and management have been executed since this conference, the results of which will clearly show in the content of the newspaper and the atmosphere in the Ranger Office. "A new level of energy has come to the Ranger newspaper this year. Readers will find more timely and interesting articles that can make a difference in the lives of those in our campus community. Editor-in-ChiefCraigSimpkinshas people working with him who truly want to be on the Ranger staff and this will make the difference be- tween a mediocre paper and award winner," commented Stuart Rub- ner, adviser of the Rangernewspa- per. The Ranger has given many opportunities to campus services and organizations to become in- volved in our newspaper. Bill Homer,PresidentofPSGAsald, "I am very enthused with the serious efforts of the Ranger Staff and what they have accomplished so far. They are very supportive of all the student organizations on campus, and are deeply involved with stu- dentconcems. lam looking forward to award winning newspaper this year." see New Look, page 6 jEdjtorial, ••~..~......;:Page :2 :PSG~ Repon..~,.~.Page3 !Voi9c ofUw.R .. :Page It ;spotliiht.......:.~ Page 5 'Coun. CClmer ::page 8 :A Trlbute Page 11 ~sports ."•...Page13 .This W eek, Page 19 Oassifieds Page27 ....:..:..~-~----.-----:;;E;:;.d..;:l~· to:'::::"~-n~""~~fi '::.:-"-' '-' --"1] '-.' . . September 4, i§ IIR!!!'!_I!!:....Page~~2'-- ----_rL .:::::=::-=.:.....----lr.;;;~ n 1 '" t Guest Editoriw. Here we go That overwhelming feeling of anticipation! I don't think there single oneof USwho didn't feel atleasta little bit of it as our summers~as a to a close and the fall semester at UW-Parkslde began. ew Whether you are a freshman learning for the first time that Molinaro and Greenquist are some pret~ Imthportant names to get to know. a phomore still trying not toCOn,use e two. or ajumoror seniorreaij , fust what kind of an impact these.buildings have had on your lives, it'~~~ the same! We are excited to be given the oppornmny to rise to our fullest potential and to be given the chance to make the absolute best OUtof 0IIl lives! • ' . Well the anticipation is over. Let s do It! Choice completely s . rounds us'. Forage through the incredible selection of Breadth of Kno:, edge classes and discover what you like, and ,:"h~t you don't like. Ott involved in the multitude of exttacumcular acuviues offered in order to have some fun. and earn invaluable practical experience. Constantly meet new people and make new friends, for they will ultimately help YOU uncover and learn more about yourself! Constantly search for what it is that makes you unique. Discoverwhat you do best while always. maintaining a sense of diversity. No, it is not going to be easy. Yes, if you are making the most of your college experience, you will encounter obstacles along the way. All too ofrenit will be very convenient for y?U to blam,e your teachers. boss, family, friends, or even "Rover." Placing blame Just wastes time; time that YOU could be studying harder, getting more involved, or establishing even more meaningful relationships. Grab the UW -Parkside bull by the horns! The ride can get bumpyat times, but you will get paid back many times over for courage. strenglh, self-discipline, and openess to new ideas and viewpoints that you will be investing in your college years. ...OH, YEAH? WELL, I c:f~ EVEN LEAN OUT m-.J F~ lIND STILL ENTEllTAIN GlJESTS.' ----...~~~ -:? • • From the desk of the Editor... Several situations wiD irritate you upon either entering or return- ing 10 UW-I'arkstde this fall. 'These include the parking problem, not receiving very much money back for textbooks, and an antiquated weightroorn as examples of problems on campus. These are just a few of many problems on campus that you will have 10 deal with everyday. You, the student, will have 10 show your concerns on these issues in order for them 10 be solved. One very lOUChyproblem is parking. When certainadminisb'ators are approached about the parking problem their response is "What parking problem?" The adminisb'ation is never going to solve the parking problem because it is simation that they don't have 10 deal with everyday. Faculty and staff have the option of buying a reserved parking permit; therefore, they can park right up by the entrance and not worry about getting stuck in quadrant four ofthePhy. Ed. parking lot when it's pouring out Reserved permits are costly .nevenheless, faculty &; staff stiI1 buy them. Students don't have this option. Thecampus bookSI~ is another hotissue.ltis ridiculous that students have 10work full-time for two weeks IOpay for texlbooks. Worstof an. !llIdentsonJy get about one-third of what they actually paid when they sell them blItk. The Parkside Student Government Association has made several unsuccessful attempts at launching a campus book exchange. Greal idea, but there is not enough initiative among the student body to execute this program. Now, 10 add a few more thorns in your side. The price you pay for what they call"food" is astronomical, 1'bcn is no reason why a swdent should pay $1.00 for a glass of milk, or $2,00 for a little bowl of tuna salad. Also, tty getting lunch during activity hour sometime-impossible. The lilnry needs many so-called minor improvements. The biggest issue is hours, especially around finals wed<. Instead of having exlended hours just the week of finals, they sbould also have them the week before. A rnaJOl"llyof the students llIe done WIththelffuta\s by Wednesday during that week. The library would be utilized ~ if they had extended hours the week before. '!emperatureconttol in the library could also be improved. It IS ~ so.1wJt that you sweat your bun olI, or ms freezing and you freeze it off. Solution: get Physical Plant lO ....... tnlOtl My favoritef~ility topick 00 is thePhy. Ed. building. The weight room is very antiquated and was supposed 10 have been repain:d by the WOe ~bool starts. Some of the eqmpment that is going 10 be replaced is older!han the school The Phy. Ed. building IS also supposed to be adding weekend hoUlS 10 cater 10 the needs of students who live 00 campus and have IIllWhere to go on weekends. These are two issues that the Ran '11 . 10 hit 1DIti1 !bey an: oontl:ted. ger WI Cootlnue These llIe just a few problems or issues that irrilale students on the UW-PaIks'de W· instibJlion needs is more student input There are many or izations that I . campus., hat thIS fme lIlJnIe of the campus issues thal confront studentsdai1y. B.:::ung invOlvJ~: :"~t :Olved 1D to help solve be one of the best decisions you make while attending UW-Parkside. w eexpenence,and will A word to the wise: instead of you having 10 respond 10UW -Parkside all tlte tim h 10 respond 10 you. e, wynot get UW -Parkside by Craig Simpkins A Communications Major University of Wisconsin-Parkside .............······.RaQger . M~b~rof theAssodatedCollegiate Press Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 1, September 4, 1990 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1990-09-04 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System parkside student government association (PSGA) student union substance abuse welcome week