57 10 1184 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/34f74f0cd9b64704cbbb87126c5a6870.pdf 6d547e5642e8ad63ccf2957f3c3cc491 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 29 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Simpkins ends Ranger term Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document IT Uni\ ?ersity of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger K, IMAgyM&MNMSNBHBB Kenosha, Wisconsin Volume 19, Issue 29 Thursday, May 9,1991 tmanHM Simpkins ends Ranger term , . inter is by Dan Chiappetta News Editor "My number one goal is to produce an award winning newspaper in both content and appearance," stated Craig Simpkins,UWParksidejunior, on April 19,1990, after he was selected Editor in Chief for the 1990-91 publishing year. After attending a Journalism Conference in Orlando, Florida in August with three other staff memebers, Simpkins commitment to produce an award winning newspaper increased. As Simpkins term as Editor in Chief of the Ranger comes to an end, the Ranger witnessed a formerly 8-12 page newspaper from its previous two years grow to a 16- 24 page newspaper this year. A good start in producing an award winning paper. Simpkins was pleased with the Ranger's consistency, as well as keeping a full staff throughout the whole y ear. Simpkins introduced a few new weekly features to the Ranger this year. The Spotlight column, which features weekly stories on clubs, organizations, and student services on campus, was successful. Another popular weekly column is Life After Paikside, which Craig Simpkins ates' success after college. Other successful features are the IBM Volunteer of the Week, and weekly feature articles that focuses (hi a UW-Parkside staff, faculty or administration member's interest or hobbies outside of teaching. Simpkins believes the Business Department of the Rangerdeserves a lot of credit in making such sections possible in the Ranger. "They did a great job in ad sales. It was very high, which enabled us to produce a thicker paper," said Simpkins. focuses (Hi UW-Parkside gradu- Simpkins feels that such sto- Latesha N. Jude News Writer On May 4th, the Cultural Awareness Leadership Council (CALC) celebrated their first CALC program during the academic year. This special event recognized junior and high school students who excelled in their studies and participated in the CALC program. CALC is a program directed by Delores Stewart, Director of Pre-college Programs. Stewart, the founder of CALC, has been with the program for twelve consecutive years. "I was pleased with the first year school attendance and the students' GPA from the first quarter to the third quarter. Die total number of CALC students participating in the program is 349 from the Racine and Kenosha area. Out of 349, there are 57 below a 2.0 GPA." The purpose of the CALC program is to provide motivation for members to achieve a 2.0 (C) or above grade point average. It is also an opportunity to develop organizational and leadership skills, enhance members' self-esteem, image and confidence. The program encourages developing students and teacher rapport, an unries on subjects such as racism, the renovation of die weight room, problems with campus police, the domestic abuse law, the elimination of the engineering program, and Math Q16, contributed to this year's success which a combination of a full staff and a dedicated staff made possible. Simpkins feels that this year's Ranger is being read more than the past couple of years because there's much more to read. "The stands have always been empty by the end of the week," said Simpkins. "People are either reading it or throwing it out" Simpkins, a Business Management major with concentration on Accounting, feels his experience as Editor in Chief will benefit him in the future. "Even though there was a lot of controversy that produced a lot of headaches, I enjoyed it because it produced dialogue between students." "It's been a great experience. I would like to thank everyone that gave me this beneficial opportunity," said Simpkins. As for next year, Simpkins offers this advice. "Draw a letter to the editor policy rightaway and stickto it, no Continued on Page 4 demanding in dealing with culturally related classroom stress, community service and participation in extracurricular activities. Stewart promotes the positively CALC theme. "I want them to take pride in their cultural identity. I want them to be willing to be prepared for their future and I want them to strive to be motivated at all times to do their best" Stewart believes that college students should consider serving as mentors and role-models for precollege students. Stewart stresses the need for positive academic and social attitudes. College students and the Wildlife Is again '' • . r V "• • V „ . : • uwschools who are participating in the CALC program are Steve Perkins-Gilmore, Tirshatha (Shockey) Wilson-Mitchell,Leslie Barry-Jerstad, Cheri Foster and Kim Roberson-Starbuck, Tatia Jackson-Horlick, John (Sonny) Hall and Richard Sosa-Park, Yolanda Jackson-Bradford, Rachel Rivas and Tina Gosey-Tremper, Cheri Foster-Reuther, Leslie Barry- Bullen, Tabitha Cole-Lance and Lincoln Jr. Melissa Quintanilla from Mitchell Middle School stated, "The thing that made me come to CALC was myself. I felt that it Continued on Page 4 Editorial Page 2 PSGA Report Page 3 Devil's Advocate.. Page § Spotlight Page 5 Life After UW-P..Page 7 Scholarships. Page S Sports..... ...Page 9 Volunteers...........Page 21 Movie Reviews... .Page 22 Classifieds. .....Page 24 'Ranger, Page 2 Editorial May 9,1991 A SEVEN-DAY WAITING PERIOD FOR BUYING A GUN WON'T DO A DAMN THING TO CUT DOWN ON CRIME— JUST LOOK AT THE RECORD! LAWS AGAINST MURDER AND R OBBERY HA VEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO CUT DOWN ON CRIME! THE 2 . AMENDMENT TO THE CO NSTITUTION HASN'T DO NE ANVTHING TO CUT DOWN ON CRIME! 1THE TEA/ COMMANDMENTS HAVEN'T/ ''yeah, -yeah? fUtrtUNP" C' nAnM 1V1r fYo0rU tOhOeNsNeA o PrA n' o From the desk of the Editor by Craig Simpkins My reign as editor-in-chief has finally ended. I never thought I would be happy when issue #29 hits the stands on Thursday, but I am. It was a great experience serving as editor, and I will not forget it the rest of my life. It could not have been possible without the strong support of our advisors Stu Rubner and Jan Nowak, and the staff that worked under me this past yea*. This year's staff has worked hard to improve the quality of — the paper, as well as its reputation with students and the entire campus community. Each and every staff member played an important part in getting the paper into your hands every week. I envision the Ranger staff as a series of huge gears, each staff member as one of those gears, and when some of die teeth mi one of these gears is missing, the whole system doesn't work. The Ranger business department deserves a huge pat on the back, and is leaving some huge Schuhs to fill They sold more advertising this year than they have for the past several years. For those of you who know anything about newspapers, you know that if you don'thave the advertising revenue to support the printing costs, you don't have a paper. One of my first goals after being named editor-in-chief last May was that I wanted everyone to like me and I wanted to get along with everyone. Well, folks, that lasted about five minutes. I found out that you are dammed if you do, and you're dammed if you don't So my apologies to everyone I may have offended during the year. My second goal was to produce an award winning paper. I think with a little more effort from next year's staff they could hit that goal. One of my favorite jobs all year was defending the paper every week when it wait out in the stands. This was a huge headache, but it developed my skills in dealing with difficult people. My second favorite activity with the Ranger was observing people reading it each week. The stands were empty by Monday evening sometimes, which is a sign that it was being read. I would like to congratulate the sports department on the fine job they did on improving their section. What is unique about the sports section is that it is a four to twelve page pullout section. Therefore, if you like sports you can pull it out and throw the rest of the paper out, or vice versa. The sports department dedicated 110%effort in making sure their section was top quality each week. The staff in the Physical Education Department has commented that it is the best sports section they have seen in twenty years. I want to extend a special thank you to each and every student, staff, and faculty member who offered their input on improving the paper, and who supported the Ranger. I would like to thank Stu Rubner who helped me out several times this past year dealing with controversial issues. And most of all, my personal thanks to the Ranger staff for a job very well done. Letters to the Editor To the Editor: I was truly embarrassed to read Craig Simpkins' clumsy anti-environmentalist harange in his "From the desk of the Editor" column (April 18, Ranger). While I favor reasonable, cautious, and environmentally sound development, I find it ludicrous to suggest that an area such as the Parkside campus could be beautified by careless expansion or expansion purely for the sake of gaining "credibility," as Simpkins argues. Moreover, Simpkins' comment—"When was the last time you saw a herd of buffalo grazing on the grasses?"— ironically contained a strong argument against his position. Since I have known Simpkins his entire life, I was indeed shocked to hear him argue for such a position. He is a sensitive individual who has had many pleasurable experiences in nature and, quite frankly, he should know better than to make such suggestions. In fact, if he doesn't cut it out, I'm telling Dad. Dr. Scott Simpkins English Department University of North Texas To the Editor: Recently, I read an article about how inefficient the Health Services Office has been. Well, this past week, I was not feeling my usual 100%, so I opted to go the Health Services and see for myself how things operate and check my temperature. To my surprise, as soon as I walked into the office, I was attended to and helped with the utmost common courtesy and rapid service. I must commend the Student Nurses Office and give them a well appreciated, Thank you. Sincerely yours, George Yee Continued on Page 6 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Subscription rate for one year is $5.00. Please address ail correspondence to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper Post Office Box 2000 900 Wood Road Kenosha, Wl 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414) 553-2287 Business Office (414) 553-2295 News Editor Daniele Chiappetta Entertainment Editor Dawn Mailand Feature Editor Gwenevere Heller Sports Editor Jeff Lemmermann Asst. Sports Editor Theodore Mclntyre Copy Editor Tod McCarthy Layout Editor Scott Singer Asst. Layout Editor Sara Kahl Advisors Stuart Rubner Jan Nowak Editor-in-Chief Craig A. Simpkins Business Manager Kenneth J. Schuh Asst. Business Manager Annamaria Sexton Advertising Manager Terri Lyn Fortney Classified Ad Manager James Chomko Distribution Manager Ronald Hansen Circulation Manager Elizabeth Spalla, Photo Editor Sunni Beeck Photographers Todd Goers Kurt Ceilfuss Cartoonists Paul Berge Paul R G run d berg Glen Kelly General Staff; Moss Donald Andrewski, Len Anhold, Chris Daniel,C hris Deguire, David Doherty, Debra Halverson, Emily Heller, Latesha Judes, Gabe Kluka, Susan Luepkes, Sarah Minasian,J im Newcomb, MonaS hannon, Kimberly Tenerelli, Chris ToHver, David Wick. ExecutiveCommiteetDan Chiappetta, Daw ^Mc!ntyney|Ceri Schuh, Craig Simpkins, Soott Singer I!. May 9,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 The Devil's Advocate Old problems are over and new problems begin by Donald R. Andrewski I don'tknow about you people, but this semester really shot right past me. It reminds me of flying on a commercial airliner. There is the initial rush as the semester takes off, followed by the almost boringly slow moving pace of the semester dragging along, much like one feels while riding on a jet for four hours. When the semester gets closer to the end, it picks up speed, much as the sensation of a plane nearing the ground to land. Suddenly, you are on the ground (semester end) and you wonder what the hell just happened. Now I'm gearing up for the big summer vacation ahead. I only have to watch out for the Catch 22 pitfalls that can ruin an otherwise good vacation. I am hoping forclearblue skies under which I can enjoy more skydiving, camping and other outdoor activities. So here are a few basic facts that you can use as a guide to determine if your vacation will be a good one. 1. Ifyouhavethetime,youwon't have the money. 2. If you have the money, you won't have the time. 3. If you have the time and the money, the weather will be lousy. Other factors will play into how enjoyable your break will be. One that immediately comes to mind deals with other drivers. I am particularly miffed at drivers who can see that there is no traffic for five miles behind you, and decide to pull out right in front of you anyway. To make matters worse, they will invariably proceed to drive at five miles per hour less than the speed limit. Adding insult to injury, these pinheads will more than likely have a bumper sticker that reads "I may be slow, but at least I'm ahead of you!" At that moment, you wish that you were driving James Bond's car and preparing to send an highexplosive rocket into the trunk of the automotive slug obstructing traffic in front of you. Another vacation spoiler is a byproduct of the warmer temperatures. This is the time of the year when every Department of Public Works decides to put their equipment through the paces. They then proceed to rip up every available inch of highway from Lake Michigan to the Mississippi River. The art of disrupting the major flow of arterial highway traffic has been developed through the years. Once highway planners discovered that people readily adapted to detours, they have switched over to the "merging lane" concept lean imagine some highway construction bosses sitting on the crest of a hill overlooking a ten mile traffic jam, rubbing their hands with glee at the inconvenience that they've caused. I would personally like to see the increased use of detours instead of lane mergers. Now that it is mentioned, why do they call it highway "construction" when they rip a road to shreds? At any rate, I sincerely hope that all of you have a splendid vacation. I'll see some of you in summer school. The rest I'll see in the check disbursement line at the Bursar's office this fall. I'm still working on that hot dog vendor from County Stadium. So have a nice break! Seeya next semester. Parkside Student Government Association Common interests by Tobln Lindhlom PSGA Senator We are all in the same boat in one way or another. Our common interests, which are decided by the few, can affect all of us in a positive or a negative way, and that is why our voice should be heard by the people in power. The senators, and the executive branch on the student government, all try to represent the students in a positive manner, but we cannot know what you are thinking without you telling us. The best way that you can make adifference is to stand up and be heard. Politiciansa re verya pt to listen to their constituents if they ever want to be re-elected; they must listen and try to make their constituents happy. The administration at this school is also very receptive to the students'needs. I recently went to Washington, D.C. for a national student conference and I learned that many of the schools have administrations that really don't listen to the needs of the students. We should be taking advantage of our ability to communicate to our administration, for the more that we let them know what we want, the more that they will do for us. We, the student government, cannot be everywhere and we are not able to do everything for the students. We will try to represent you to the best of our abilities, but we cannot do ita lone, there will be much more accomplished if you make your voices known. Here are some issues that could be addressed. Having a recycling bin next to the garbage (for aluminum cans, glass, and paper), trying to get more lighting in the parking lots during the night hours, work on parking problems, write to congressmen on the state and federal level for such issues as the miniskirt bill (which states that a women's clothing cannot be an issue during a sexual assault trial), the drinking age, financial aid, and the lack of resident housing. All in all we have a good campus, but there is always room for improvement We must all work together if we are to accomplish anything. Please stop by the PSGA office in D139A which is located near the coffee shop in WLLC to find out more about what I stated in this article. Mini Skirt Bill By Chris Daniel The first portion of this article was previouslyprintedin "The Siren"— the Women's Center Newsletter. This article was submitted by Sarah Minasian. FICTION, Mai n e—Local entrepeneur Vic Timm was charged for inciting burglary ^exhibiting precious gems in his store-front window located at the comer o; Right and Wrong. A neighbor was heard to have said "He was clearly asking for it, his window shouk not have been dressed like that Examples as absurd as this are often based on reality, prompting Wisconsin State Representative Peggy Rosenzweig and State Senator Barbara Ulichny to introduce Assembly Bill 177 in February of 1991. If approved, the legislation would prohibit manner erf dress to be used as evidence in a sexual assault trial. End of quote from "The Siren." United Council has strongly advocated the passage of the "Mini Skirt Bill." Instances have risen that allowed the type of attire be a determining factor in court whena rape case was at hand. Senator Lynn Adelman is the chair of Judiciary and Consumer Affairs Committee in which this bill isbeing held. Senator Adelman does not feel that this is a real issue. Therefore, it is our responsibility as students to inform Senator Adelman that he is very wrong. The comments stated above are those of the author and not necessarily the views of the Parkside Student Government Association. Senators: Jude, Bovee, Simpkins(U), Finch, Horner, Lindbiom, Olson, Yee, Stkora(L), TJensen(L), Daniel, Minasian, EJensen. Guests: Uka Morishita, Steve McLaughlin, Peggy James, Connie DesoteN. Executive Branch: KenSchuh, Walley Wargolet, Maggie Frymire. Motion Bovee/Jude 5/3/91:1 To approve the minutes of the previous meeting. Motion Daniel/Finch 5/3/91 2 To amend the minutes and state that the meeting was adjourned eke to lack of quorum. Passes 1CHH). (ammendment) Passes 10-0-0. (minutes) Report of the President (Schuh) The Students Award Banquet is Tomorrow a t 6:00pm. to 12:00am. Please pick up your tickets from me after the meeting. Received a memo from the Secretary of the Faculty , John Campbell, listings of committee appointments that need to be filed by mid-summer: Academic Actions, Academic Policies, Admissions, Records, and Student Information, Athletic Board, Awards and Ceremonies, Committee on Teaching Committee on the Campus Environment, Course and Curriculum, Graduate Studies, Information Resources, and Lectures and Fine Arts Committee. If anyone is interested in participating in one of the mentioned committees, please let President Pro-Tern pore Eric Bovee know. Student Health Services asked me to review and approve the Student Health nsurance Plan for next year. If y ou have any questions, see me early next week. Memo received from Diane Welsh stating that if any long distance calls have to be made, make sure that you dial 8 to make sure you are using the state telephone system line and not the Wisconsin Bel line. Need to discuss possfcle meeting dates for summer Senate sessions. Let minutes V.P. Wargolet know when good times are for you to meet. Report of the Vice-President (Wargolet) May 8th, at 3:00pm in Moln. D117, there will be a meeting on the closing of the D1 level doors of the Ibrary. Sent a proposal to the Vice-Chancellor concerning the Math 016 course vst.h e Math 101 course. Motion Homer/Bovee 5/3*91 2 To grant the Executive Branch authority to make this a public/poStical issue if they see needed. Fate 6-7-0. Report of the President Pro-Tempore (Bovee) Sara Minasian was appointed to SUFAC Committee and approved by the Chancellor. Report of Legislative Affa irs Committee (Lindbiom) ThankstoSenatorThad Jensen for all of his efforts in helping raise money for PSGA by the bake sale. Motion Lindblom/Horner 5/3^1:4 To allocate $187.95 for the USSA conference in Washington D.C. and take from the travel line item of the budget. Motion Sikora/Minasian 5/3/91:5 To amend the previous motio n and allocate $187.95for the USSA conference in Washington D.C. and take from our private account. Passes 9-1-2. Motion Daniei/T Jensen 5/3/91:6 To move the previous amended question. Passes 10-1-1. Passes 9-1-2. (amended motion •5) Report of Women's Affairs Committee (Morishita) Meeting/Pizza Party May 7th, at 2:30pm. in Moln. 116. Report of Judicial Branch (MartineiH) Swearing in of Sharon Pastorino as Senator for PSGA. Motion Finch/Sikora 5/3/91:7 To adjourn the meeting. Passes 11-00. Adjourned a/t 1:00pm. Ranger, Page 4 News May 9,1991 Exchange expense prohibitive Shakespeare Inshtute set by Dan Chiappetta News Editor "It's a greati dea, but we don't have the money to do it," said Ken Schuh, UW-Paikside Student Government Association president, referring to a special invitation that was conveyed by UW-Parkside Chancellor Sheila Kaplan to give to PSG A from Georgian Technical University's Students* Scientific- Creative Association in the Soviet Union. According to Schuh,Georgian Technical University proposed a student to student exchange program for a period of ten days. This special invitation allows UW-Parkside student government representatives to visit Georgia, and Georgian student representatives would be allowed to visit UWParkside. "They want to find out what we do over here," said Schuh. According to Schuh, the problem is that UW-Parkside representatives participating in the program would have to assume the cost of a round trip ticket to the Soviet Union. All the expenses for the reprentati ves ten day stay would be assumed by the Georgian students. The Georgian representatives, when arriving at UW-Parkside, would have to be provided with lodging, food, travel and transportation during their stay by PSGA. During Kaplan's visit to the Soviet Union with Vice Chancellor John Stockwell and Dean of Education Barbara Shade, an agreement was signed between the two universities that provides an annual exchange of faculty, staff, and students between the two institutions for periods up to three weeks. The agreement also encourages joint research projects and publications between specialists at the two universities. When Kaplan returned to UWParkside, she conveyed this special invitation from Georgian'sStudent Scientific Council. This is a separate student exchange which doesn't involve the agreement between the universities. "It's still in the air, said Schuh. "It's still a possibility. Maybe we can change the number of representatives from ten to five." How can you enjoy Shakespeare outdoors and earn two credits? Enroll in the summerweekend Shakespeare Institute. Each institute meets one weekend, from Friday afternoon through Sunday afternoon. In addition to reading plays, and talking with actors and directors, you see plays performed by the American Players Theatre (APT) in Spring Green, WI. A backstage tour, cast party, meals and lodging are included in the package. Vou can earn two credits through Independent Study with either Professors McLean (English) or Kornetsky (Dramatic Arts). You also have to register with the UWP Continuing Education Office (553-2312) few the weekend CALC participants serve local communities Continued from Page 1 would be good for me to meet new people and to prepare for college." Tirshatha Wilson, a junior at UW-Parkside majoring in Biology, has been involved with die CALC program since December erf 1990. Wilson was teaching students at Mitchell Middle School in Racine. "I wanted to help AHANA (African- Americans, Hispanics, Asian, and Native-American) students prepare for college and the outside world by providing leadership skills and being a positive role model." By the same token, Tabitha Cole, a freshman at UW-Parkside majoring in Pie-Law, has been involved with the CALC program since December of 1990. Cole, a volunteer, was teaching at Lincoln Junior High and Lance Junior High, both in Kenosha. The reason Cole joined the program was because, "I was honored to be given the opportu- , , -\^ v • % - ~ if # ... 1§3 R anger pholo by Suroii Beeck CALC participants celebrate at festivities nity to work with AHANA students." Since Cole was President of the CALC at her former high school(Bradford), she thought it would be a great opportunity for her to work with the same program when she was in college. Cole added, "Academics should be one of the most important things." Stewart adds, "We need 6 new mentors for the next year." Mentors should be enrolled when necessary. Mentors act as substitutes. There are no concrete assignments. Stewart also needs 100 school tutors to teach junior and high school students. Applications can be attained in Molinaro 262. Wilson added, "Regardless of what other people might say to you, any goal that you set your mind to is attainable. Never allow yourselves to be victimized by the racial barrio-. Success has no color; it does not discriminate." package which is limited to 25 participants. McLean directs Shakespeare Institute I,J uly 5-7. Thef ocus is on Moliere's "Tartuffe" and Shakespeare's "Winter's Tale." Costis$225.00. Register with CEO by June 19. Kornetsky directs the second Shakespeare Institute, August 9- 11. The focus is on the APT productions of Ibsen's "An Enemy of the People," "Tartuffe" and Shakespeare's"CdmedyofEirors." Cost is $240. Register by July 24. Graduate credit is available through the Office of Continuing Education at Carthage College (414-551-5987). Transportation is on your own. Contact the Office of Continuing Eduction for more information. Simpkins offers advice, wishes, to next year's staff Continued from Page 1 exceptions." One more thing. "You're not going to be able to please everyone. People will not like you," said Simpkins. "Just do what you think is best" "I wanted top roduce an award winning paper," said Simpkins. "It was my number one goal, but due to time constraints, it's difficult to accomplish with school and outside work." If you've been a student at UW-Parkside the past four years and read the Ranger, I'm sure you can say that this year's newspaper has been the most successful. Professor receives interesting results from space shuttle experiments by Susan Luepkes News Writer A professor of Chemistry at UW-Paikside, Z. Richard Korszun, received the scientific results of his invention "Materials Dispersion Apparatus" two and a half ho urs after the Space Shuttle Atlantis landed on April 10. Korszun estimated the experimental mission to be 70 percent successful. He was encouraged with the ability of the apparatus but was not satisfied with the "chemistry" of the data. However, Korszun is presently working on a revised flight that is scheduled for the end of July. He stresses that the issue of further research will be decided by the outcome of this mission. "If the next flights are successful, then there will be many more experiments. If it is not, then I will probably get out of the business". Nevertheless, Korszun has high expectations in its results. The puipose of this mission was to operate four apparatus' that conducted biological experiments in space. Effects can later be compared to others done in the earth' s atmosphere. These include analyzing crystalline proteins, blood-clots, infraskeltons of cells (which decide their shape and composition), as well as industrial catalysts, which will make a significant difference in the present use of the petroleum and chemicals in industry. "These experiments could have a great impact on the health Z. Richard Korszun and physiology of people.' Professor Korszun has been researching this project for seven years. He has had the help of an engineer and a scientist from the National Institute of Science andTechnology in the apparatus' construction. To Korszun, this was a "North American Project," for other researchers from such states as Wisconsin, California, and Washingm 1 ton D.C. had input on this Atlantis experiment May 9,1991 Spotlight Ranger, Page 5 by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor Another semester ends and the last issue is put to bed. What can be said of this volume of the Ranger? Many of us did not know what to expect when we signed on for this year, those who thought they knew what could be expected were often in error. Surprises were the most abundant fruits of our labors. A number of us holding paid staff positions found no time clock to tell us "Go home." If the job needed to be finished, we stayed. Commitment levels varied among staff members. Those of us who hung in there through smooth and rough sailing received an education much like what is encountered in the outside world. Some staff members reneged on their commitments; the vast majority did not and can hold their heads high for what they attempted to accomplish. Yes, sometimes we did not succeed, but we did try. Learning does not always demand success; it does demand the effort and realization of what it takes to maybe, just maybe, be successful in the future. We did not always succeed, but we did not fail Craig Simpkins tried to implement a vast number of changes this year. He had our support, but on the whole, perhaps our enthusiasm prompted us to attempt too much. We opened many doors to numerous discussions of social issues, and at times, Pandora demanded our full emotional attention. In retrospect, I doubt we would have done it any other way. Hopefully, our trials have made it a bit easier for others who cannot as easily escape the injustices society heaps upon them. Where is the Ranger today? The desktop system, which is only in its second year, has been revised and expanded. Perhaps you may have noticed an occasional "s" printed as an "a", or an unintelligible symbol in some text. Sorry if I missed them during commission of my copy editing duties, but our new scanner (a really handy piece of equipment) occasionally misreads other text This is how we learn. It's a nice addition that can save on many typing hours. We've added one more computer and a new camera to our production inventory, also. Some of our staff members may complain that our equipment could be upgraded, but I defy them to find many other campuses the size of UW-Parkside with as efficient a system. New staff members next year (hint, hint, we still need people) will find a valuable learning experience with the stuff we now have on hand. New people will be welcome on next year's staff. Some paid positions are yet unfilled and many volunteer assignments are possible. If you that whatever category you wish to classify yourself into is not being sufficiently represented, now's your chance. No matter what you may think, you can make the time. Keep banging on the door, ask for Editor Dan Chiapetta, and don't accept "No" for an answer. Something tells me that he'll give you your chance. We have had several occasions where segments of our readership have expressed a wish to "Shoot the messenger." A few of the remarks we've printed have been less than well-received, also, but we hope that positive things have come from the controversies. Opening up a newspaper to a diverse population elicits a diverse reaction; we could seldom predict what the outcome of what we printed would be, and when we did, we were often proven wrong. At least things are out in the open now. What will happen next with the Ranger? If you'd like to contribute to the production, you can affect the quality and content of the paper. Many people are willing to spend several hours complaining about the methods other employ and the results they achieve. If a like amount of time was devoted to contributive change, we would all see the difference. The issues raised this yeaar re unique neither to Parkside or this volume. What we are experiencing is happening nationwide. The controversial and enraged responses to several of our articles and letters are frightfully similar to those in past volumes. Will any meaningful change ever occur, or are we just fooling ourselves? Who and what would we be if we didn't at least try? Nothing will change on its own, and apathy only encourages changes for the worse. Craig tried, and many of us followed. We'd do it again. With any kind of luck, so will all of us follow our dreams and convictions. Good luck and good day. It's been a slice. 1990-91 Ranger: The year in retrospect The adventure begins as the 1990 Summer Issue is delivered Ken Schuh's Felix Unger Memorial Birthday Bash was a resounding success Next Year's Spotlight: Stay Tuned! : Ranger, Page 6 Letters to the Editor To the Editor: Like many of the students hen at Parkside, I have never writtena letter to the editor before, but I would like to make a couple of quick observations before leaving... Wouldn't its erve all of us betterif we could concentrate on the positive components of an education and not so much on the other problems? Since I've been here, I've read a lot of letters to the editor and heard many conversations about the problems here. There have only been a few times when the discussion centered on solutions without slamming the "guilty party". If I had believed everything 1 heard, then everything and everybody here must be a problem. Maybe I m weird, but I haven t run into any problems here that a little patience and understanding couldn't solve. Complaining and blaming another person or committee has caused plenty of friction since I've been here, but rarely ever solved anything. Didn't we learn in kindergarten that tattling usually backfires? Let's act like the adults we claim to be. We need to stop talking so much about the negative and start working on a solution by accentuating the positive in people and things. Soon, many of us will be in the real world where there are real problems and things we don't like. That's life. Let's not be people who prefer to have problem, we can't solve instead of solutions we don't like. The best way to convince someone isn't tobeat them over the head or talk about them, it's by an example of positiveness. If we're really coining here to leam, let's try not to complain so much and really try to listen to each other. We need to act towards a positive goal by having a little unselfishness and putting tip with things that don't really matter in the long run. This may sound very simplistic to some of you and I agree that it is, But maybe looking for the good in people and things isn't such a bad idea after all. It's guaranteed to save all of us a lot of problems. KarynSus To the Editor: I have been attending Parkside for four years and will graduate on May 19,1991. During these four years, I have seen some changes; some I'm proud of and others that make me cringe when I think about them. Fbr the most part, I'm a typical student. Each semester; I've worked at least one job, usually two (12-30 hours a week). My credit load has been at least 15 credits each semester. Upon graduation, I will receive a Bachelor's of Science in Business with my concentration being Marketing (Research) and a Minor in English. What sets me apart from the majority of the student population at Parkside? Well, I get involved on campus. Throughout my four years, I've participated with the following organizations in some way or another Parkside Activities Board, Alpha Psi Omega, The Ranger, Pi Sigma Epsiion, Student Organizations Council, Residence Hall Association and the All Campus Events Committee. Through my association with these clubs, I've met many contacts, made a lot of lifetime friends and gave myself the experience to compete in the "Real World" after graduation. These values I've learned will, I feel, give me an edge over students whose only experiences were classroom theory. Changes that have taken place that I admire and hope will continue in thef uture includet he positive interaction between the students, the clubs, the faculty and the Parkside administration. Another positive change is the overall bal- Opinion ance of students. More AHANA students and more non-traditional students are attending Parkside than ever before. However, I cringe when I see the lack of caring among students. Student participation in activities is practically non-existent. It's always the same students who show up at the events. I know it's hard working part full-time, taking May 9,1991 dreams and that, above all, they must learn to be caring and understanding men and women if they are to succeed in lif e. Presently, notenoughofthis kind of mentoring is going on,at Parkside. I graduate this month from UW-Parkside but I will not leave this institution. As an alumnus, I gers of such behavior. Linda Rawlings-Dregne To the editor: Some things to think about over the summer First, I want to commend some of the accomplishments of those working iiMhe Women' s Center? will approach issues of campus wonting pan or luii-ume, laung improvement from another angle. — 7 ——• full credit loads and/or taking care I wish everyoiw here ihe-best life - to encourage discussion of a family, but I've been able to of gecsonaHijtegFky that they can *s what tfie university campus isa ll put it all together and still end upp: aehieve. - with decent grades. X'm no wiz; I need toHftudyhard to earn a "B," but joining a club does not take as much time as people think it does. Committing loan organization does not mean ten hours a week; it could mean only one hour a week or just helping when an event is sponsored. The small amount of time put into your commitment could mean the difference between a rejection letter and a letter of acceptance for that job you really want to get Recruiters count extracurricular activity more and more in decisions. Although it's too late for you to get involved this year, don't wait until your senior year to join. The sooner you start, the more benefits you'll reap. Remember, you don't have to get as involved as I was, just get involved!!! Dawn Mafland To the Editor: At the end of the school year, I feel it incumbent upon me to offer a few reflections upon "the way things are" here at UW-Parkside. Students: COME TOGETHER! As evidenced by a new round of "verbal wars" between students of different ethnic backgrounds, this campus is sorely divided on issues of race(and gender). Students must stop this fight Sincerely, Deborah Kreuser To the Editor In response to Jacqueline Martin's letter regarding my ignorance of women's issues, I do not see how domestic violence relates to the article I wrotea bout CECA, UWP, and racial discrimination. To set the record straight, domestic violence is an issue that is very personal and dear to me, as I have been an active volunteer at Women's Horizons, Kenosha's shelter forbattered women and their children for close to five years now. In addition to on site volunteerism, I am also serving my third term on our Board of Conference on Children from Violent Homes that was held last year at Wingspread, and as one of three panel members at another conference, I helped train police officers from all over the United States in how :o respond to domestic abuse calls. My experience with battered women is extensive, including the facilitation and cofacilitation of weekly support groups for women li ving in and out of shelter. I have spent may hours with victims of family violence. hi short, when it comes to domestic violence, I am already well informed, thank you. My extensive experience with battered women, and my research Check our Checking! S No minimum balance •" High interest with $250.00+ / 24 Hour telephone banking and bill paying Serving all UW-Parkside employees and students Totfs (Jp Tallent Hall - Room 286 553-2150 9:30-4:00 ing and ALL SIDES begin to reach T0®0 , T*ma research out to the others to understand their ^ JfSOMl observations regardmg abusers themselves, has also out to the others to points of view. If students do not do this, this campus will not improve. We ALL have valid viewpoints; let's begin the process of healing our batdescars. In this healing process, it is the responsibility of student organizations, especially the PSGA and S.O.C., to lead the way. Advisors and Faculty: Challenge every student under your care to be the best they can be. Encourage than to think for themselves (not just to regurgitate your ideas and viewpoints). You must help students to see that they ARE capable, that they CAN fulfill their taught me how to recognize characteristics typical of their behavior. It is unfortunate that Ms. Martin's Letter to the Editor exhibabouL Promoting inclusion and constructive behaviors is a noble cause. With so many different people involved, aren't there differences of opinions on what is constructive? Are the ones from the past gone? Often, the oppressive system must be dismanteled in order for growth to occur. Otherwise, the previous system will choke out the possibilities offered by a better one. New ideas will be constrained by limitations of thinking in the previous system. Let us look at the arguments used two weeks ago. "We believe we are a '...safe place for all women...' just as the goals state." This may be so, but the fact is that your belief is false. You have previously proved that those whose actions are other than what 'You' deem constructive will be excommunicated. While I believe in deliberate excommunication, it should not be the practice of the Co-Coordinators of the Women's Center to offer up women for slaughter in situations where the assertion of non-involvement was all that was necessary. What is treated as confidential and what is not? You said, "We., .stick it out when things get tough..." How tough? I am glad at what you have done to help individuals at Paricside, but there's more going on than the fairytale. Anyone involved in student organizations understands that to get money next year, money HAS to be spent this year. You were the perfect choice to help me get Dr. Nye here. Money to spend, no plan. I was surprised to see such its some of the very signs that often little support, other than financial, alert us to abusive individuals. The condescending tone and the direct implication of others' ignorance that stand out foremost in Martin's letter are the same tactics used often by abusers. In fact, I am surprised that this abusive letter has come from a woman who claims to workatashelterfor abused women, a shelter that struggles to educate our communities about the danfrom W.C. It makes me wonder about your commitment to all the projects that have bom your name. Does the selection for that involve the same criterion and procedures as the selection for safe inclusion? My involvement with theW.C. next year is a possibility, but, my involvement in the W.C. will take some convincing. Debra L. Halverson May 9,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 7 Life After Parkside Kimberfy A. Tenerefli Feature Writer For the last article of the year, I would like to say have a safe and fun summer, and best of luck to the graduating class. I would also like to thank the following who contributed to Life After Parkside: Bev Burnell JohnZehren Jennie Tunkieicz Amy Bauman Carlene Heard Kari Dixon Mary Etta McLane Susan Micheai Sally Wood Dr. Susan Cable Deanna Leadingham Kelly Huston I would also like to thank Beverlee Anderson and Oliver Hayward for contributing to articles other than Life After Parkskle. A sincere thank you also goes to the Ranger staff, and especially Craig Simpkins, Editor, for accommodating my busy schedule. I hope my article did some good for those of you out there. See you next year! Nominations sought for award • The Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award Committee is currently seeking nominations for the 1990-1991 Distinguished Service Award for Academic Staff. Any student, faculty, classified or academic staff member may nominate a non-instructional academic staff member who is employed 50% time or more, and who has not received the award in the past five years. The criteriaforrecognition will be especially distinguished service which demonstrably benefits the University of Wisconsin-Parkside or the campus community, and which exceeds the requiredperforraance of his/her normal duties or job responsibility at the University, Le., "above and beyond the call of duty." However, the feet that job responsibilities vary widely in range should be taken into account Further, it is expected that such distinguished service would be related to his/her professional training; could have been one significant activity or service or a pattern of exemplary service over the years at UW-Parkside; and could have been performed or accomplished on and/or off campus. Nomination forms are available at the Union Information Desk or from the Secretary of the Faculty Office (553-2397). Completed nomination forms should beretumed by June 15,1991. Students honored at banquet by Emily Heller Feature Writer The Annual Student Awards Banquet was held in the Union Dining Room Saturday to honor and thank students who participated in club activities this year at Parkside. The evening began with dinner, followed by the Keynote address given by Robert Turner, Representative of the State Assembly. The awards were then presented to the outstanding students and advisor. Each of the five major status organizations honored two of their members with the Distinguished Service Awards. Receiving the awards for the Ranger were Dan Chiappetta and Ken Schuh; from the Parkside Adult Student Alliance, Gene Desotell and Suzanne Larson; from Parkside Activities Board, Brad Roschyk and Gary Nephew; from Student Organization Council, Mike Johnson and Henry Owens; and from Parkside Student Government Association, Internship applications available for Les Aspin's office Congressman Les Aspin (DWI) today announced that his Racine office is accepting applications from area college students interested in serving as interns during the summermonths of the 1990- 91 school year. "Each semester I recruit new students to woifc ram? es ossswork, which involves solving problems that people are having with federal agencies," Aspin said. "S tudents get a first-hand lock at how the federal government works when they begin the process of locating lostsocial security checks, answering military-related inquiries, or providing information about current legislation and federal programs." Aspin recruits students for the fell, spring and summer semesters of school. He is currently inviting students to apply for non-paid, partfee internships that will ran from June through August of the 1990- 91 school year. The positions revolve around casework, or "problem-solving." Interns are often called upon to answer questions about the Economic Development Administration (EDA), the Farmers Home Administration (FmHA), the Social Security Administration (SS A), or the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). They also have a variety of other responsibilities which include researching legislation, helping with general office work like answering phones, and in some cases wonting1 en are related to their interests. Joe Pascoe, a University of Wisconsin-Parkside political science student, is currently serving as an intern in Aspin's office. "I've learned a lot working for Non-traditional students no longer the exception Les," Pascoe said. "This educational experience has given me something to offer when I begin to look for a job." Many of the interns who work in the Racine Congressional office participate in the UW-Parkside Political Science Internships Program (PSD- That program provides studentswith between 3 and 12 credits for a stint in Aspin's office. In addition to working part-time in the office students are required to do a journal, a research paper, or a series of short position papers during the course of a semester. Aspin encourages students in all areas of study to apply for in- Chris Daniel and Thad Jensen. Six Emerging Leader Awards were given to students who were nominated as up-and-coming student leaders. These awards were presented to Connie Desotell, Tatia Jackson, Nancy Marrero, Tobin Lindbiom, Eric Bovee, and Edilma Del Rodriguez. TheAdvisoroftheYearaward was presented to Lucia Herrera, advisor of H.OJP., Hispanic Organization at Parkside, for her outstanding involvement in the club. The Presidents' Award recipient was chosen by the Presidents of the major status organizations and was awarded to Latesha Jude for her participation in a number of different organizations throughout campus. Gary Nephew was honored with the Phil POgrega Memorial Service Award. Pogrega was a former PSGA president After the awards were presented, music by World Order and Bjorn & White entertained the students. temships in his office. He recruits them from local colleges and universities such as the UW-Parkside, UW-White water, Carthage College, Gateway Technical College, Carroll College, UW-Milwaukee, and Marquette University. Those students who apply for internships should have at least a 2.5 Grade Point Average (GPA), * irceimsendation from one college professor or coufiseiosvF^? more information students should contact Rosanne Rogers at the Racine office which is located at 1661 Douglas Avenue, 53404; or by calling (414) 632-4446, or 551- 7414 if dialing from Kenosha. by Sharon Pastorfno Special to the Ranger Non-traditional college students are no longer the exception on college and university campuses throughout the United States. Many more adults are returning to school now than ever. Some are returning to school to improve their chances for advancement in their present occupations, while others are preparing for new careers. Still others are returning to campuses after years of parenting. Whatever their reasons, the percentage of non-traditional students attending college has been increasing. According to theU.S. Department ofEducalion's National Center for Education Statistics in Washington,D.C., in 1989, 42 percent of college students nationwide were age 25 or older. This figure includes both part-time and full-time students enrolled in courses for credit Parkside ianoexception. Since its creation, Parkside has always maintained a large non-traditional student enrollment which is primarily due to it being a commuter school. According to Mary Walek, Adult Student Coordinator at Student Enrollment Services, there are 2818 non-traditional students (2093 part-time and 725 full-time) enrolled in both credit and audit classes at Parkside this semester out of a total student population of 4889. Converting this figure top ercentages, the non-traditional student population represents 58 percent of the totals tudentpopulation. Parkaide's definition of a non-traditional students is any student age 23 or older. Out of the2 818 non-traditional students, 1328 (47%) are women and 1490 (53%) are men. The age range of Parksidc'a non-traditional student population is as follows: 1701 (60%) are 23-29 years, 670 (24%) are 30-39 years, 301 (11%) are 40-49 years, and 140 (5%) are 50 years and up. The oldest degree seeking student is 76 years old. ; Ranger, Page 8 Feature May 9,1991 next year!!! the Ranger Staff Thanks UW-Parkside for your patronage! Remember the Beach Party ivith the Surf Boys celebrate the end of the school year Prizes! - Giveaways! May 16th Remember our Sunday thru Thursday Specials $1.00 "ituudy Scholarships awarded to incom -Rumpleminz -JagerMeister 302 - 58th Street Kenosha, Wl (414) 652-0505 WANT? Aerobic Exercise Instructors Get paid for exercising! Apply now for Fall '91 aquacize or instructor positions. Applications available in Student Health Services, MOLN D115. By Cynthia Jensen University Scholarship Officer The University of Wisconsin- Parkside is proud of its students' reputations for academic excellence. That excellence is evidenced by the astonishing number of students who apply for UW-Parkside scholarships each year. This year, the University held its -22nd annual Scholarship Day Program on May 5th to honor and award those students chosen to receive University scholarships for the 1991-1992 academic year. UW-Parkside was pleased to award over $86,000to entering and continuing students. This is a major advancement compared to UW-Parkside's first Scholarship Day Program when 5 students shared $1000 in scholarships! The following is a listo f high school seniors who will receive University scholarships as they enter UW-Parkside next Fall. Do you see anyone you know? Academic Scholarships These scholarships are given for outstanding academic achievement, leadership, school/ community service, and academic promise. MargaretKuffel St.Joe's,Kehesha Tracey Wall Cudahy Sr. High, Cudahy, WI CiMutg Kirn Bradford, Kenosha Diana Vargas Tremper, Kenosha Makoto Tokuhisa Washington Park, Racine Debra Guenther Tremper, Kenosha James Bruce Mukwonago High School, Mukwonago, WI Amy Pivovar Tremper, Kenosha Angelica Tovar Bradford, Kenosha Rochelle Boyd J. I. Case, Racine Kimberly Chesick Burlington, Burlington, WI Heather Premeau Tremper, Kenosha Amy Cope Tremper, Kenosha James Neuenfeldt Wauwatosa Sr. High, Wauwatosa, WI Sharon Hill South Milwaukee High School, S. Milw. Daniel Gehrand Union Grove High School, Union Grove, WI Colette Eckert Tremper, Kenosha Andrea Buratti St Joe's, Kenosha Brian Eise Washington Park, Racine Nicole Parker Wisconsin Lutheran, Milwaukee Art Scholarships These scholarships are awarded for aesthetic achievement and potential. DanaGasser Tremper, Kenosha Richard Lorbach West Milwaukee, West Allis, WI Paul Thuriot Washington Park, Racine Jessica Heir Tremper, Kenosha Connie Wolfe Bradford, Kenosha Music Scholarships These scholarships are based on a performance audition. Tony Maze Bradford, Kenosha Joseph Gasser Tremper, Kenosha Dana Gasser Tremper, Kenosha Lori Covelli Bradford, Kenosha Brian Cummings Horlick, Racine Kristine Luxon J.L Case, Racine Arman Mahdasian Horlick, Racine The University of Wisconsin- Parkside community is proud of its students' reputations for academic excellence. That excellence is evidenced by the increasing number of continuing students who apply for, and receive, UW-Parksidescholarships each year. This year, the University held — its 22ndannysl - -Day JL * Program on May 5th to honor and award those students chosen to receive University scholarships. — Through the major fundraising and development efforts of the Office of University Relations, UW-Parkside will award over $86,000to entering and continuing students. This is a 33% increase over the amount of funds available last year, and a major advancement beyond UW-Parkside's first Scholarship Day Program when 5 students shared $1000 in scholarships! The following is a list of current Parkside students who will receive University scholarships for the 1991-1992 academic year. These scholarships are awarded for one or more of the following: superior academic achievement, academic promise, leadership, school and community contributions, aesthetic achievement, or by audition. Sahag Akgulian Scholarship in Engineering David Bloxdorf Alumni Annual Fund Scholarships Ashley Carter Theresa Dickison Russell Minton Jeffrey Van Bendegom John Thelen Brian Washburn Alumni Association Scholar Awards Liberal Arts: Ann Duquaine Education: Laura Stock Science & Tech. Daniel Mattson Business Diane Kelly & Judith Berner Art Department Scholarships Kathleen Henke Carolyn Nehring Linda Lemay Lynn Robey J.I. Case Scholarships Cathi Higgins Jessica Putra Communication Department Endowed Scholarship Rochelle Kehoe Donald Corr Memorial Scholarships Andrew Patch Beth Marie Adelsen Decker/Buchaklian Memorial Scholarship Scott Fernandez DeRose Marketing Scholarship JCTuilfca Ycikey John Drozd Memorial Scholarship Cathy Dantzman Elinor Dubin Memorial Scholarships Timothy Kretschmann Kimberly Tenerelli Robert Wojnarowski Daniel S t John Sharon Scheel Bruce Angleman Mary Sanchez Education Department Scholarship Louisa Montemurro Educators' Credit Union Scholarship Melloney Wilson English Department Scholarship Yana Suchy Ferwerda Physical Sciences Endowed Scholarships Shelly Stanislawski Lisa Lindgren James and Lynn Filipek Scholarship Lori Lorenzen Julius and Alice Goldstein Schol arships UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER S P O R T S SECTION B THURSDAY MAY 9,1991 SECTION B A WRAP-UP ON WHATS INSIDE &§f l|: p§|:l:: :f§|;. ||||;| tgl Ip. M;v{c^crib| mm £m$ who criticized his as&fe thh year. Doherty ileilill^ Shape Bp says that the, fearj ^lti!t;Spi!!!!!i!!! That's all folks In the Una! issue of. the year the Ranger Sports Staff covers all Hawks can't weather Ranger storm Hollenbeck's three homers ignite charge into District 14 tournament Please juin us! Wednesday May 15 house of the newAe^ieSuf^C^ht Lab 1:3® llil®l SSBlSS! sue room, !|l|!t|i||I BiKSIBilf 11;® Bill-: IfieTba^S^ excoilc i eal Education Program. Refreshments will be served. By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor The Viterbo V-Hawks were the team which bumped off the Ranger baseball team last year in the District-14 playoffs. This year, they were the coaches choice to win the District That was until the Ranger offense ravaged the VHawk's pitching. Led by aS-for-8 day including three home runs by lead-off hitter, Wade Hollinbeck, the UWParkside offense banged out 29 hits in two games, blowing the VHawks from contention in District 14. Keyed by a bout of wildness, Viterbo got on the board first scoring three times against Ranger starter Kelly Zielinski in the first inning. The only hit though, was a Dave Wright double with one on. Besides that Zielinski walked three and hit a batter, staking the VHawks to the early lead. The Rangers stole that thunder with a four-run frame of their own. Lead-off singles by Hollinbeck and Marc Thompson set the table for Mike Caccioppo's run-scoring double. Afro* a walk to Greg Green, Ron Bills cleared the bases with a double, putting the Rangers ahead 4-3. Wright had an answer for the Rangers. With two out and a man at second, he hit a two-run blast to give the V-Hawks the lead at 5-4. UW-Parkside took the lead for UW-Parkside Baseball Coach Red Oberbrunner continues to climb the NCAA Division H baseball coaching win list Listed below are the top ten coaches by number of wins. Coach John Scolinos, Cal Poly Pamona Tommy Thomas, Valdosta St. Frank Vieira, New Haven Jack Rose, Denver Rudy Abbot, Jacksonville SL Gary Grob, Winona St. Ken Oberbrunner, UW-Parkside Jack Smitheran, UC Riverside Boyd Coffie, Rollins Bill Aker, Northern KY. Yrs. Won Lost Tied Pet. 43 II 1,171 923 0 .559 23 798 422 1 .654 28 III 737 163 3 .817 30 664 504 1 368 21 659 257 5 .718 23 II 642 328 Mill 661 33 640 315 oW .670 20 634 480 2 569 19 ' 563 390 6 **•* .590 19:11 545 363 0 / .600 good in the third. After a one out walk, Bob hall bunted for a single to put two on. After Hollinbeck made his only out of the game, Thompson cashed in with a tworun double, making it 7-5, Rangers. After a single run by Viterbo in the fourth, the Ranger storm rolled in . Eight Rangers batted before an out was recorded. Included in that squall was four singles and two home runs. Dave Coughlin hit a two-run blast, and Hollinbeck matched that with the first of his homer hat-trick. After asok) dinger by Green in the fifth, the Ranger storm reached catastrophic proportions in the sixth. Aiter Hall doubled and scored with one out, Hollinbeck hit his second homer in two at bats, see PLAYOFFS. B8 Oklahoma City is final stop in golfers' National quest By LEN ANHOLP AssLSporis !i|i homa (Sty, Oklahoma on May I9tb to compete in the xll • xV •: •••. v v v III® • v . - •• • v, • :• . . • • ' •: • . :• : ' • ' • make the trip to nationals was Rick Efeen in 1985. Rangers win four out of their five meets, coach Steve •: V; VV'"" ; ' i ' v . 'VfV. Oklahoma. spring* said Stephens, "All the guys have worked hard every day to achieve our current level of play.rt The Ranger's success tats season iseven more impressive when you loo k at how young the team is, Steve Gerber.tbe number two golfer, is the team's only senior. Mark Schneider and Tom Agazzi, number two and number ihree, are sophomores and Joe DahlsfreatvPfcui Uonneii and Matt Koehfer are only Softball team survives loss to advance By TED McINTYRE Asst Sports Editor Tradition can mean many things to a successful program and to the UW-Parkside Softball team last weekitmeant one more page in a long and growing listof outstanding accomplishments. Last week at the District 14 Championships the Rangers captured their ninth straight District 14 Championship at the Shane Rawly Sports Complex in Racine, a no less than incredible feat considering foe teams youth and lack of experience in foe post season. It took the Rangers five games to repeat as Champions as they lost but one game to Lakeland College and came back to beat the same team in foe Championship game foe next day. The action started on Friday when UW-Parkside faced off against MSOE in the double elimination tournament and breezed to a 11-1 five inning trouncing over the Eagles. The Rangers merely had to see SOFTBALL, B2 Ramjer. Patio B2 Max 9. 1991 Department Improvement needed to keep our athletes competitive By DAVID HtJISW Columnist As this school year comes to an end I thought it would be a good time to look ahead to next year. There are many improvements which need to be made in the athletic department soon. Hopefully by next year the athletic department will be more organized and the programs will be stronger. The athletic teams theU niversity of Wisconsin-Paiksidea re goingt o need a lot of financial help next year. The majority of the teams will be competing at theN CAA Divisionn level nexty ear, which means they will be competing against better competition. UW-Parkside must put money into it's programs in order to stay competitive. In order to make athletics more attractive to prospective recruits, and athletes already on the teams, student support at home games needs to be improved. This could easily be taken care of with just a little promotional help from the school. Opening the new aerobic center to all students is a must for next year. You can not have a facility which can be very beneficial to the students, closed to them because they have more important things tod o than take physical eduction classes. So what will happen next year? Will the soccer and volleyball teams make a well overdue trip to nationals? Will the men's and women's cross country teams continue to improve at nationals? Will anybody finally go and watch the golf team compete? As the winter season begins will Schiesser's basketball team be the national powerhouse he claims they will be? Can the wrestling team continue to be a national powerhouse? Will the women's basketball team draw more fans then the men's team next year? In die spring how will UW-Parkside's women's Softball team handle it's first season at the NCAA Division n level? Will the men's baseball team become the love of the state after the loss of the UW-Madison program? Will the men's and women's track teams finally get to run on a track without potholes? I can't wait to find out Softball Racewalking: "ugly duckling* Olympic sport By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor UW-Parkside is without a doubt the top college in the United States for racewalking. Consistently our walkers finish high in national and even international events, yet the recognition the sport of racewalking has is that of an ugly duckling and receives little interest from people on campus and in the community. In fact as many of you are reading this, you are probably debating weather or not to move on to something "more interesting". Well, hang on and perhaps you will learn a bit about your schools most successful sport UW-Parkside has sent several athletes to the Olympics via racewalking. Former Rangers, Andy Kestner and Jim Hiring, each qualified for three games, 1980, 1984, and 1988. Debbi Lawrence, former Ranger is currently preparing for the '92 games in Barcelona. Lawrence, 29, is thought to be America's best hope for a racewalking medal She is also the first woman to break the 46 minute mark in the 10k. Lawrence, currently ranked 1st in the 10k event in the US, is a former 10k champion in 1990,1986 and 1984. Doug Fournier, 24, also a UWParkside graduate is also preparing for the men's 20k race in '92. Fouriner is ranked second in the US for the event See Racewalking, B3 Goodbye and Goodluck Women survive loss to Lakeland with three straight wins in D-14 tourney continued from front page wait to win, waitbecause the Eagles had no fast pitch pitcher. So the ball seemed big all day for UWParkside who pounded out 13 hits before the game was called on the ten run rule. Right fielder Tammi Wright went four for four with an RBI and scored three times for UWParkside. Pitcher Jeannee Esselman threw the entire five innings giving up just two hitso n her way to the win. The Rangers supported Esselman offensively with two runs in each inning and one in the fourth. Obviously the lack of a true pitcher hurt the Eagles chances but Coach Linda Draft knows thatc an sometimes cause problems, "It's a little scary to play against that type of pitcher because it is hard to slow your hands down when hitting." The problems did not come in slowing down their hand but rather in speeding them up for the next game. For it was against Lakeland College that the Rangers were handed their only loss in the five District 14 tournament games. "We took them too lightly and simply could not hit," said Draft UW-Parkside managed just three hits in seven innings as Lakeland's Amy Knise threw a 4- 0 shut-out The Rangers Beth Hansen had trouble early with first inning jitters as Lakeland sewed three in the first inning on a walk, single, double, triple and a hit batsman. By the time Hansen settled down in the third, the Rangers were down 4-0 and could not awaken their sleeping bats. The play seemed typical of the Ranger efforts all season long, winning a game easily and coming back with a lackluster effort minutes later. But UW-Parkside had matured during the season and came out on top Saturday morning against Viterbo College with a 5-2 win. Essleman had another great outing giving up just four hits allowing two runs none earned. Offensively, the Ranger bats came alive again in the bottom half of the first when first baseman Tammi Wright walked and scored on senior center fielder Larua Nowdomski's triple. Nowdomski then scored when Hansen doubled. The Rangers scored again in see LAKELAND, B4 An attempt to list af! work ; UW-Parkside Ranger in the past j&w years would, end up nothing more than a gross understatement, For! truly could not begin t o put made to the paper and to the people § gettoknowhint. SonowasJeffis fond farwelL - • •••• • . ; • •• known, Overtbe coarse of thep ast; fiveye^^X^tBirterinanB.Lem,ha® spent hundreds of hoars working! only allowed bim pioneer §|||i . ' ' : • • •' ' • : . : . . ' • • . ' • V : • - V , . . . . . ; , •; " . : ' ' . : ' •: • '• ' • . • fas; • • : ' V ' . . • " •; is jhinkmg ^Who the. hell is Jeff : . . • • • • . • " • • . • . : :• ' ' : :V . ' ^ ined, demacdiag, intelligent* elever* fun loving, honest and tdnrnagineably noiquex ''/<Fpr those of us who have had the pieasare of knowing Lera, we him. rKr.gs *; riv pirns Qights baseball* his sense of humor, any sport you can think of, compete Irwin M> Fletcher and of coarse,' "HeyBabeT So now as you leavens, fdlike to wish yon the very best that your ot&sfaadiflg qualities have to offerl Bar all yon have said , ; and the things you gave, h __ Thanks Jeff. Thanks for the Lemmories, TedMchdyre^ Jim's parting shots By JIMNEWCOMB Columnist This is my last column for the Ranger. So, this is my chance to take some parting shots. Here they are. First off, last semesterC urt Schircel wrote a" Letter to theE ditor" that said I was living in afantasy world for picking the Bears to beat the Packers twice. Curt couldn't imagine how I could pick the Bears, a team the Packers beat twice the year before. The Bears won both games. I was right, Curt, you were wrong. I also said the Bears would finish better than 10-6 and goon to the playoffs (no, I never said they'd go any farther). They did and finished 12-4. I picked the Packers to finish 8-8 or below. They did. Well, Curt, guess my "third grade reading skills" and "third grade writing skills" proved a better measure of prediction than your whiny horn-blowing. Oh, yea, Curt You had a few spelling mistakes (you spelled Harbaugh Harbough), and I'm not sure, because as an English major it's sometimes hard for me to tell, but I think you had a few grammatical problems as well. I also received some criticism from some Mini-Scrotum No-Stars fans. This cracked me up even more. You see, Curt Shircel had the guts to put his name to a prediction made before the game (what I do every week). These other weasels not only remained nameless, but made their statement ("Blow me!" "Northstars 2, Newcomb 0") after the fact Quick question: Where were the No-Stars fans before the play-offs? Snowbound? Listening to Prince? I admit I was wrong when I picked the early elimination of the No-Stars, but at least I don't have to watch them play. Oh,yea. Are you No-Stars fans also Vikings fans? Or do you just like the No-Stars because they have pretty uniforms? Guest Article Tough schedule not enough to stop soccer team's consistent performance By MIKE LEE Guest Writer The Rangers have one of the nations best soccer programs. A program which was started with the opening of the school in 1969. The past twenty-two years have produced some great teams and outstanding individual players. The teams overall record is a respectable 207-152-33. Next year Rick Kilp's team will be working to make a string of twelve consecutive winning seasons. The Rangers have dominated District 14 and Area 5 of the NAIA. Parkside has won the district championship five of the last seven years. In each of the district championship years, the team reached the the Area 5 championship match. The 1984 Rangers defeated Sangamon State University to take the Area 5 title NAIA National Tourney, where they finished twelth in the country. Each year since 1984, the Rangers have been ranked in the NAIA top twenty national polL This past years squad reached a record high ranking of number five. These are credible accomplishments concidering the Rangers tough schedule. UW-Madison, UW-Milwaukee, and Ohio State are well respected NCAA D-I programs which appear on Parkside's schedule. NCAA D-II powerhouse University of Missouri-St Louis, plus NAIA top twenties, Tiffin of Ohio and Judson of Illinois, are always formidable adversaries. The Rangers have dominated the All- District 14 team and consistently have had players voted to the Area 5, NSCAA All-Mideast, and NAIA AllAmerican teams. There have been eighteen Rangers voted Ail-American. In 1989, the NAIA launched its Senior Bowl, set upf or the countries best seniors. Parkside had its players participate in the first two games. In 1989, Michael Baldwin (1985-1988) was a starting defender for the West All -Stars. In 1990, Stan Anderson (1985-1989) and Jim Chomko (1986-1989) were both invited to the all-senior match. ft Each year since 1984, the Rangers have been ranked in the NAIA top twenty national poll. This past years squad reached a record high ranking of number five. •t Anderson played in the nets and Chomko in the midfield. The West won, and Jim Chomko was voted the games MVP. This year senior Michael Riley (1987-1990) will represent Parkside at the Senior Bowl in New Mexico. The former UW-Parkside player with the longest list of accomplishments is Jimmy Banks. While atParkside, Banks was voted toNAIA,NCAAD-n,andNSCAA All-American. He has attained the the highest goal of any soccer player- to play in the World Cup. Banks was a starting defender for the United States in the games against Italy and Austria in the 1990World Cup in Italy. He is now playing professional indoor soccer for the Milwaukee Wave. The high level of competition and sucess of Parkside soccer continues when die players leave the field. In a day when winning conferences can be more important than graduation rate, Parkside's is one program that makes no mistake about what is truly important Coach Rick Kilps states "Academics are more important than athletics. I tell my recruits straight out- Your coming here to get a degree. If your interested in becoming a professional player, then your looking at the wrong program." Kilps stands by his word. Since Kilps' arrival in 1984, there have been four Academi c All- Americans. All players who have completed their eligibility have graduated. Many of these studentathletes have continued their education. At this time former players are working on their Masters Degrees in Law, Medicine and Engineering. The future looks no different, there will be six more players to graduate this Spring. The type of individual who will play soccer at Parkside must be able to excel both on and off the field. It is this type of athlete which makes programs sucessful. The tradititionofPaikside soccer is alive in the classroom as well as on the field. This combination will continue for the good of Parkside and the good of the individual. The type of program Parkside has is worth supporting, go watch a game this fall. Racewalking Attention would help the image continued from B2 While the Rangers have given us so much success close to home, it is doubtful that our athletes will fare well in Barcelona. This is related to the ugly duckling syndrome the sport receives. Just like here at UW-Parkside, the sport of racewalking is not a big hit nationally. Because of this, funding is low for the event and other nations are able to outwalk us rather easily. Perhaps if the event were offered at a highschool level for competition or even introduced to gradeschoolers there would be a bigger interest. Other countries like the USSR make their Olympic walkers compete as if it were "fulltime". Here in the US, it is a fulltime job just trying to organize the athletes together into a training routine as most of our Olympic walking hopefuls train alone. So, while UW-Parkside remains the powerhouse for collegiate competition, the interest is that of a slumping sport. And nationally, the sport of racewalking remains a mystery to those who encounter it Until a greater interest is taken to remove its unfavorable image, the United States will not improve its racewalking efforts at the international level. JA TinaC'WorcC... By: JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor A lot has changed in just three years The Ranger Soccer Program has been looming over opponents since its inception in 1969, compiling a 207-152-33 record. The day has come when the title of this column has true meaning. After three years of calling the shots here for the Ranger Sports Department, I will be moving on, having 'used up my eligibility' by graduating. Looking back, there have been quite a few changes in that short time. When I started, the Ranger's sports coverage consisted of one page, the back page of the Ranger. Once in a while, that would stretch to two, but those pages were shared with the comic strip "Bloom County". (Now that seems long ago.) That was the same year in u/hich Al Sr.hftissftr became coach of the Ranger basketball team. Before then, there was a real reason to pull out both sets of bleachers, and there was a REAL student section. (Now that seams really long ago.) The Rangers also had tennis teams that year, men's and women's. A lot has changed at the newspaper too. Personals used to be more than a page long, in small print. Almost as long as this year's letters to the editor' section. I've seen three Editors-In-Chief, and about a hundred photographersfew lasted more than two issues. In those three years, the Sports Section has moved from the back page to its own, true, section, between four and twelve oases weekly. The only reason that was possible, was because of my two dedicated assistants, writers, and the coaches which all have gone out of their way to help us cover their sports. One thing that hasn't changed is the fact that we do not have a Sports Information Department I'd like to thank the individual coaches for putting up with that fact, doing the job of an SID for us. Ill always look back on these three years as a very special time. A time which I had the people around me to put the best sports section in the state together. To everyone who helped, thank you. , UW-Parkside's trainers are gaining from the nation's Interest In sports medicine must take courses in CPR, first aid, athletic training patterns, kinesiology. physiology, sports psychology, and several other medically oriented classes. Guest speakers in the field of sprats medicine come in frequently and keep our student trainers enthused and up to date on new techniques and technology. "The support we get from our community has been fantastic over the last few years, in feet, there is a whole new respect growing nationwide for sports medicine," stated Kilps. What are these student trainers' Career objectives? Senior Kevin Jafiray isa biology major who has been a trainer for three years. "When I first came to Parkside, there was only one trainer. Coach Kilps persuaded me to check out sports medicine and 1 decided to stick with it" Jaffray's specialty is working with feet and ankles, and he plans to use this specialty in the field of pediatry. Pete Aiello is an art major and has also been in the training program for three years. He specializes in the area of injury prevention and rehabilitation. He helps athletes with weightlifting and cardiovascular activities. Coming from a family of doctors, Aiello chose to pursue sports medicine due to his family's support and his love of sports. Aiello's career objective is to remain in the area, and help local high schools become By MARK LAUER Guest Writer When people talk about UWParkside's athletic program, seldom is the training staff mentioned. The U.W. Parkside athletic trainers are like basketball players that sacrifice glory to play tough defense or make good passes, they play a major role in the athletic program, yet are seldom recognized for their work. Without the trainers'care, The Parkside athletes would be lucky to finish a season, due to injuries, let alone enjoy-the success they do. In 1984, Rick Kilps came to Parkside to pursue a career as a soccer coach. As a Nationally Certified Athletic Trainer, Kilps took over the training program as well "In the beginning, there was not much interest in the field of athletic training. Here at Parkside there was rally rare student trainer who did everything," commented Kilps. Through years of hard work and determination, Kilps has developed UW-Parkside's training staff to 18 members, thereby providing the athletes with more attention. "Parkside has some of the finest athletes in the country and we want to give them the best treatment possible. We are not hoe to tell athletes not to play, we are here to help them," said Kilps. Just how qualified are thle trainers? Parkside's training crew Softball Essleman's threecontinued from B2 the third and then got two more insurance runs in the fifth when Wright singled home catcher Rachel Seilaff who reached third on an error and a stolen base. En route to the 5-2 win, UWParkside collected six hits, stole three bases and moved runners with bunting and smart baserunning. The win was the Rangers biggest test of the season because a loss would have meant their season was over in the double elimination tournament. "We took an early lead and maintained it without losing our intensity when Viterbo scored," said Draft To the delight of Draft, the Rangers kept up the intensity in their next game against Edge wood with a decisive 9-0 win. Hansen rebounded from her loss against Lakeland pitching a four hit shutout as the Rangers continued to get excellent efforts from the mound. Wright continued her torrid pace during the tournament going three for four with two RBI's scoring twice. Carlson, Nowdomski and Stock were all two fra four. UWParkside's first batter of the game, Sielaff, scored following hersingle, moving to second on a Wright bunt and throwing error from Edgewood's catcher. Then came home on Stock's single. Things went that way for the Rangers the rest of the game as they scored two in the first and second, three in the fifth and two more in the sixth. The Rangers capitalized on a very tired Edgewood team as they had only nine players and their Trace Eastman tends to an injured player in the UW-Parkside training room. The training room is located in the PE building, with doors servicing both the men's and women's locker rooms. more competitive in sports medi- impressed by how well they treated which has worked out great," stated cine. "I would like to see some of the area high schools get the same quality treatment as Milwaukee schools," remarked Aiello. He would also like to pursue an art career on the side. Aiello feels being a cartoon artist would be a great way to spend spare time. Senior Kristi Grandt has been an athletic trainer for nearly two years. She was introduced to the field of sports medicine the hard way. "I hurt the rotator cuff in my right shoulder and had it checked by one of fee trainers. I was so my injury that it sparked an interest in me," said Grandt. She will graduate in December, and plans to continue being a trainer at fee high school or college level wife tire possibility of becoming a physical therapist Junior Allen McCarthy is a human-behavior-in-society major and has just joined Parkside's training team this year. A former member of the airforce, McCarthy decided to finish his degree and pursue a career in sprats medicine. "I did not go for all of the technicalities of physical therapy, so I decided to try athletic training, McCarthy. He plans to finish school in 1992, and take his talents into the professional world or sports medicine. Wife UW-Parkside's athletic training program coming out of the dark, thanks to Kilps, these student trainers should have no trouble reaching their goals. They are not only helping the athletic program, but they are involved in an educational experience. Few people realize feat these student trainers do not get paid for their efforts. These ambitious students are in the process or framing a solid foundation fra their future. sends Lady Rangers to Bi-Districts pitcher had to throw four complete games in just two days. The tournament climaxed when UW-Parkside squared off against Lakeland College fra fee second time in two days. Esselman took to the hill and fere w brilliantly in an three hit shut-out to capture the title fra the Rangers. UW-Parkside scored all three of their runs in the first Sielaff lead off the game reaching on a throwing error by Lakeland's shortstop. She stole second and then Wright singled her as the Rangers jumped on the board early. Wright then moved to second on another Lakeland error by their second baseman and then Stock singled her in. Stock then stole second and scored on Sue Palubicki's single fra the final run of fee game. The Rangers were thrown out at third twice late stealing trying to get insurance runs. And played good defense throughout to repeat as District 14 Champions. "I wanted them to try and stay loose, relax and have fun. I knew we could hit the pitching it was just a matter of doing it," said Draft For UW-Parkside fee Championship was more than just another in a long line of accomplishments. With a young team i t is always difficult to win especially in the post season. "We matured as a team during fee season and did not make mental mistakes while we took advantage of other team's mistakes," added Draft While the Rangers are a relatively young team, their strength definitely comes from their upperclassmen. All fee juniors and seniors, two juniors, Palubicki and Wright, and three seniors, Hansen, Nowdomski and Stock were named to the All-District 14 tournament team. Wright was fee top vote getter and will get to go to thPe an American try outs in two weekends in Columbia MO where fiveNAIA players will be chosen to try out at the Colorado Springs Training site. UW-Parkside now advances to the Bi-Distriet Championship against the District 13 Champion Minnesota Duluth tomorrow in Minnesota. Last year, Duluth beat the Rangers at bi-districts here and in 1989, the Rangers traveled to Duluth and won. The winner will go on the to the National tournament in Columbia MO. May 15th- 18th. Guest Article Working to keep the teams on the field VUlY 0. 1W1 3 o R I S Ranker. Pji'ic B? 'Twin 9tiC(s QoCf and Country Ctub Site of the 1991 NAIA National Golf Championship: Oklahoma City Oklahoma Out Hole 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 In Hole Rangers goal: make cut continued from B1 played Thursday and Friday. The Rangers will be facing the stiffest competition of their careers as they compete against strong schools from the south. "The highest a District 14 school has ever finished is eight," stated Stevens. "The southern schools have the opportunity to play all year round, which makes it tough for the schools in our district, for a northern school to finish in the top half is quite an accomplishment." The Rangers will play a practice round on Monday before play begins Tuesday morning. Ate Tuesdays and Wednesdays competition the field will be cut in half for the remaining 36 holes to be "Our number one goal is to make the cut," said Stephens, "After that will go for as high afi nish as possible." Unlike the District 14 competition, the Rangers can only take five golfers to the National Tourney, with four scores counting towards the team score each round. Koehler, the teams sixth golfer was edged out by fellow freshman Joe Dahlstrom for the final slot "All five of our golfers are capable of shooting good scores," said Stephens. "Iftwo guys can get hot for us each round and the other three play solid, I think we can finish in the top half." Rangers win 4th in row at Point By LENANHOLD Asst. Sports Editor Despite cold and windy conditions at The Sentry World Sports Complex in Stevens Point on Monday, the UW-Parkside Ranger golfers played well and won their fourth consecutive meet this spring. The Rangers edged UWStevens Point by three strokes and finished five strokes ahead of third place finisher UW-Green Bay as they won the annual Sentry World Invitational Tom Agazzi paced the Rangers with a six over par 78, top lace him second overall, while Steve Geifcer and Paul Connell each tallied seven over par 79's. Joe Dahlstrom and Matt Koehler rounded out the Ranger's scoring firing 84 and 85, respectively. Usually, a match isplayed with six golfers, with the top five scores taken for the final score while the highest thrown out The Rangers only had five golfers on Monday however, as number one player Mark Schneider injured his hand on the bus ride to the match. Schneider required ten stitches on two fingers of his right hand ate accidentally scraping a piece of metal. It remains to be seen if the injury will heal in time for him to compete at the NAIA National Meet The Rangers won four of the five meets they have participated in this spring, taking a second place finish to division I Bradley University in their first meet of the year. The Ranger's dominance pleases coach Steve Stephens, "Die guys have worked very hard on their games this spring and are playing very well," added Stephens,'Tom Agazzi and Paul Connell are play- ' ing their best golf right now." Sunday UW-Parkside will head to the Twin-Hills Golf & Country Club In Oaklahoma City OK for the NAIA Championships. Season Statistics TD JREV ES 3NF 2NF RT PEN W L PIN MDTF 224* 16 41 ll 6 8 7 52* 10 5 13 2 •Denote* school record Honors: NCAA Division H AB-American and All-District Fim Team Selection. y^s coiism|^lcgiaie Champion,; Whdtton Invite Charapjoiv < •. Voter Breakdown MM Wriiers/Coackestl mssmmM |ljmi;:ftoSrs6n-l • 11m Seaman-1 |Do momc Delrose-T • T an-, y • Diana Weitzel-1 lllllll WSiMeUB:, III 5er-7 Diana Weitzei-7 -5 Tim Roberson-4 m-2 Colleen Ryan-1 Mike Riley-1 Tn m~l Mark Hemauer Marie captured All-American honors for the third time in his career after wrestling to a 52-10 record and breaking several school records this season. Wrestling at 167 pounds, Mark established new school records for takedowns in a season, takedowns in a career, wins in a season and moved into second place on the all-time victory list, one victory behind teammate Dennis DuChene. Mark was ranked first or secord in the midwest region for the better part of the season and between third and fifth in the NCAA Division II poll at 167 pounds all season long. Included in his long line of accolades this season are vicotries at the Tombstone Open, the Wheaton Invitational and the Wisconsin Collegiate Wrestling Championships. Mark is rated by wrestling coach Jim Koch as the eleventh best wrestler in UW-Parkside history and the number one wrestler at 177 pounds in the school's history. Besides his many wrestling accomplishments here at UW-Parkside, Marie has shown h is athletic abilities in other areas. He has been the number one receiver for the three-time IM flag football champions and this season captained the IM basketball championship team. Diana, a senior forward, averaged 17.2 points and six rebounds a game this season to lead the Rangers to a 14-12 record this season. "Lady Di", as she is called by her friends and teammates, led the Rangers in field goals, points per game and minutes per game while moving into sixth place on the all-time scoring list A senior from Waunakee High School in Waunakee WI, Weitzel is an Art major. Diania used her artistic talents on the court as well as she spearheaded UW-Parkside's game plan for the 1990-91 season. A two time Ranger/IBM Athlete of the week, Diana was named to the All-District 14 team and led the Rangers to a runner up finish in the District 14 Championships. Weitzel used her outstanding transition game to score many of her points on fast break opportunities. Weitzel played smart ball all season for the Rangers in leading UW-Parkside to its first ever District 14 Championship. Her heads up game allowed her to create opportunities for other players and make things happen on the court Weitzel was also strong in the post for the Rangers. Weitzels strongest asset however was her leadership with the other players. When coach Miller neededa spark in the line-up, sheal ways had "Lady DiB on the court winner is... Writers and coaches choose Hemauer Weitzel ties Hemauer in student poll By LENANHOLD Asst. Sports Editor Senior wrestler Mark Hemauer and senior basketball player Diana Weitzel captured honors in the first annual Ranger Athlete of the Year Competition. Hemauer received 4 of the 16 votes placed by Ranger sports writers and UW-Parkside coaches to win the Writer's Award, while Weitzel and Hemauer each tallied seven votes in the Student balloting. Senior soccer player Mike Riley finished second in the Writer's Awardcompetition with three votes while senior volleyball player Colleen Ryan and sophomore golfer Tom Agazzi finished with two votes each. In the student poll, freshman racewalker Tim Seaman finished behind Hemauer and Weitzel with five votes, followed by Tim Roberson with four. In all, 16 coaches and writers voted, with 28 students voting. the l'\V -PARkSIDK -BASEBALL BOX SCORES. UW-Parkside vs. Carthage at Simmons Field Kenosha, WI UW-PARKSIDE i b r b Hoffinbockcf 5 Hoilrf 0 Thompson* 4 Ddiwerffcf 4 C*eioppo3b 4 Gmnczlf Green 2b Bilk lb Knothec Cocghlia* HiUif Totals UW-PartuWe Carthage CARTHAGE bi ibr k bl 1 2 0 Heydmcf 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 Ftzgridlf 4 0 0 0 2 2 1 Wnocklb 3 0 1 0 1 1 2 Trottiercf 4 0 10 2 2 2 Logo if 3 0 10 0 0 0 CbraioBb 3 1 0 0 2 3 2 Turner* 3 0 0 0 1 1 0 Dcninft 3 0 2 1 0 2 3 Carina 3 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 Lewis 6.2B: Thompioa, Deiroae, BiDi, Knothe, Sfereaoa, Voa. HR: Hoilinbeck, Caccioppo, Bilk, Coogfaiin(9, Btar, Unroe. SB: HoBinbeck(2)t Hjanp aoo, Mkhalok, J Vn—. Steremen, M Scaeae. CS: Knothe, Wtgrik, Blair. UW-Parkride IP H R ERW K Fenrick 1 3 4 4 2 0 Philips 233 7 7 7 5 3 Koscta W 307 2 1 1 2 0 Lewb IP H R ERW K Aflderim 433 12 10 10 1 1 Jaoiin 1 2 1 1 0 0 Kreea L 107 2 2 1 1 0 39 1# 14 1# Totals 30 1 5 1 410001381-1# 01000000^-1 WP: Patrick O). KonczaL Anderim. Bit- PSIIipt, gnncrJ HB: Groen, Bills, Knothe (all by Jaolist> UW-Parkside vs. Lewis at Lewis University Game 2 DP: UW-Pakside 2, Carthage 1. LOB: UW-Patkside 7. Carthage 6. 2 B:Thompsan, Caccioppo (2), Deiroae, Ms, Wrack, Trottier, Doom. 3B: Green. HR: Green. CS: Ddroae. Sac: Thompson, Bilk UW-PARKSIDE ab r h Hoflinbeekcf 2 Thompson* 2 Ddroae rf 3 Caccioppo 3b 2 UW-Paikside Zdinski W Cartkage Slockwdl L Hooinger IPH RER WK 9 5 1 1 3 10 IP 633 257 H RER WK 11 9 8 2 1 5 1 1 0 2 Green 2b Bills c Koothe lb Cooghlindb Hall If Cafcsph Totab LEWIS bi ab r 0 Wojcikcf 3 0 MicUlok lb3 0 Strmoorf 3 0 Blare 3 0 Unroe a 3 0 Sea*J2b3 1 Bertmdrf 2 1 CM* 3b 1 1 21 3 WP ZeKnski (2), Houringn. PB: Heydom HBP: CoagfaEn (by Slockwdl), Tarns (by Zelinsld) UW-Parkside vs. Lewis at Lewis University Game 1 UW-Parkside Lewis Uabtnlty 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 110 0 0 0 S d u b r d h 2 1 1 4 0 0 1 2 Totab 23 4 3 4 110 002 #-3 041000 X—4 E: Seneae, Mkhalok. DP Lewis L LOT: P*kside 4, Lewb 3. HR: Scbealer. 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DP: Pbkaide 1, bwia L LOB: Pkkaide 8, VTTERBO ab r Scheffhcf 4 1 So0*2b 1 1 Wright dh 3 2 Viteibo College vs. UW-Paikside Game 1 UW-PARKSIDE M a b r h 0 Hoffinhedcf 3 3 3 0 Thompson* 4 2 3 2 Ddnaerf 3 2 0 BITING Naae G IN 1 Hoflenbeck29 189 2 Ddroae 28 19 6 3 Caccioppo 29 199 4 Bilb 26 171 5 Thompson 29 20 0 6 Green 29 189 7 Knotbe 27 185 8 CoogMia 24 13 4 9 Hall 27 181 10 Beg* 6 31 U Cam 8 73 12 Otfaea 11 38 13 Diedricfc**14 74 29 211 PITCHING Naae 1 Beg* 2 ZriimM 3 Koncal 4 Canddl 5 Cam 6 Uiwwski 8 2 1 Hdt 61 8 Rarick 10 7 3533 3 9 Ugndrf" 113 0 lOPHlipi 7 2 1333 1 SEASON TOTALS AIR H 28 3B HREIUKH* SBSMSF-AVB SLG FIELDING 89 35 36 10 3 95 16 36 9 2 81 24 29 8 0 71 13 27 8 0 108 24 32 8 1 93 23 30 14 4 76 18 21 4 0 33 16 13 4 79 12 13 3 10 4 4 1 9 0 2 1 14 4 2 0 30 7 9 0 15 19 17 1 18 13 15 0 23 18 12 3 24 4 9 1 28 6 14 0 17 3 5 3 10 5 3 1 12 9 8 2 8 10 17 2 0 2 3 0 01 4 0 3 5 4 0 8 5 9 0 10 11 0 0.404 0.719 3 9 0 0379 0547 3 0358 0531 4 0380 0535 2 0296 0389 0 0323 0624 0276 0329 0394 0848 0165 0203 0.400 0500 0222 0556 0143 0143 0300 0300 788196 2S4 7# 12 13 16610012# 13 33 46 11 #322 #A9i G GS IN 1 0 1 11 10 6633 6 13 1 2S33 5 28 0 1067 1 12 1 1133 0 94 6 1 W L I E R H I B 2 B 3 B H R B B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 24 22 46 33 11 0 2 27 0 14 9 21 19 2 0 0 9 1 13 13 22 16 3 1 2 18 1 6 4 12 9 3 0 0 5 0 13 7 11 7 3 0 1 10 2 10 8 12 12 0 0 0 10 3 31 27 33 22 5 3 3 23 1 7 3 4 3 0 1 0 4 1 21 19 30 26 3 0 1 16 KWPHBSVERA BF 2 0 1 46 2 2 22 3 1 22 6 1 5 0 0 6 1 1 2 2 0 16 11 1 0 0 0 13 2 0 • totab 29 29 20 J217 12 139112191147 3# S 9 123 134 27 7 5 454 867 4J6 000 259 120 4.18 137 525 635 658 900 e a go fldt 1 2 48 0580 1 3 38 0576 8 42 21 0587 3 8 72 0564 9 48 24 0589 1 48 34 0588 10 8 95 0912 0 0 1 0000 1 0 31 0569 2 4 1 0000 0 0 2 1000 3 3 4 0.700 1 2 22 0560 4# IS 393 #533 BF BFffN 5 500 222 335 109 430 109 359 53 457 51 425 55 455 155 439 20 657 88 5.74 Isehaeec 3 Wagner if 3 Konger3b 2 Skoganrf 4 Prabom lb 2 Block lb 1 Bnsnski«3 Totab 26 7 Vtorbo UW-Parkside 0 C*xioppo3b 3 2 Green 2b 0 Bilk lb 0 Knothsc 0 0 Hail if 1 5 Totab 34 2# 2# 16 32# 161-7 412517-2# Vkerbo Gamak L Coda I P H R ER W K 4 13 12 9 73 2 7 8 8 2 1 UW-Parkside IP H R ERW K Zdinski W 6 7 7 6 7 5 WP: Coda. PB: Iaehiee, Viteibo College vs. UW-Paikside Game 2 VITERBO UW-PARKSIDE ab r b bi a b r b M Schdkrcf 3 1 0 0 Hoilinbeck cf 3 3 2 5 Softer 2b 3 1 0 0 Thompson* 2 1 0 0 Wrgtdh/lbl 1 0 0 Defeaerf 3 1 3 1 fehrocc 3 1 1 1 Ciccioppo3b 2 0 0 0 Wagner If 4 0 3 1 Green 2b 3 0 0 0 Kong* 3b 2 0 0 0 Bflkc 3 0 1 2 Skogarf 2 0 1 0 Koothe lb 2 1 1 0 PmbolVpl 0 0 0 Cmph/lb 0 1 0 0 Klnaukia3 0 0 0 Zdinkipii 1 0 0 0 Coughta* 1 1 1 0 Hail If 3 2 1 0 Totab 22 4 5 2 Totab 23 1# 9 1 Vterbo UW-Putdde 3W 98# 1—5 IN 496 X—11 DP: Vrtebo 1. Pmfaidb 1 LOB: Vimbo 7, UW-Ptakride7. 2B: Scheffler, De iroae. H R: Iaehaec, Hoilinbeck. SB: Hoffinbeck. SF: Kong*, Ptoenboom, Thompson. Vkerbo Huririni L UW-Parkside Kalmmki W KooczrfS IP 5 1 IP 533 1 067 H R ER W K 7 9 7 9 1 2 1 1 0 1 H I ERW K 7 7 6 7 5 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 1 WP Holdms, GaahUCft IsiisowikL MISC. INTRA MUR ALS Badminton Tournament Thursday May 1,1991 Championship Result Denise Hollings worth A Asoka Korak 4-11,11-7,11-10 Sand Volleyball Tournament Friday May 3,1991 Championship Match Chowbox d. The Fraud 15-7,15-10 Chowbox Team Members 1. DaveScoggin 2. Brian Anderson 3. Mike Engel 4. Gary Bauer UW-PARKSIDE SOFTBALL BOX MSOEvs. UW-Paikside D-14 Championships (Game 1) Kenosha, WI E: Skogan, Koda, Knolta LOB: Viierbo 9, UW-Pakside 8. 2B: Wright, Thomps® (2), Caccioppo, Bills (2), HdL HR: Wright, HonrinsM, Hoilinbeck ( 2), Green, Cooghiin. SB: Deirooe.GrreaCS: Bills. UW-PARKSIDE MSOE ab r b bi ab r h H 3 1 1 1 R u p e r t c f 2 0 0 0 1110 Bake If 2 4 3 4 1 Obonss 2 10 0 1 Rntm»torp2 0 0 Egerfeldc2 1 1 2 Msduw3b2 0 0 0 Conio2b 2 0 1 0 1 Fetter rf 2 0 1 0 2 0 Gmlb 2 0 0 Sielaffc Krkman2b Wright rf MklskLJa 1 Pecs* 4 Pkbcki 2b 2 Mkkki, Ju 2b 1 Flos 3b Stpheas 3b Cdsonlf Essebnanp Nwdmskicf Totab 0 0 2 2 2 2 1 2 3 1 1 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 UW-Parkside E*elmaaW MSOE Rentmeesier L I P H I ERW K 5 2 1 0 0 3 I P H I ERW K 5 13 11 0 4 0 UW-Parkside vs. Lakeland D-14 Championships (Game 2) Kenosha, WI UW-PARKSIDE a b r b Sielaffc 3 Wright rf 3 Stock rf 3 Pea* 2 MftubkU*! Mubkki2b 2 Hansen p 3 Pica 3b 2 Carbon If 2 Nowdcodricf 1 Stephens & 1 Mftnbki.il lbQ Totab 23# Lakeland bi abr 0 Hilliadc 4 0 Ksbamcf 3 1 Sdrmizr3b3 1 Knsep 3 Wndgtzai 3 Kandlerlf 3 Fhraanpb 2 Waif lb 3 h H 1 0 0 0 0 Coital 2b 3 1 1 0 Orcecorf 3 0 11 0 0 2 1 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 8 1 UW-Pwkbde Totab 3# 4 9 4 •#•####-# 3M0###—4 DP: UW-Parkside 0. Lafcbad 1. LOB: UW-hkade 3, laUadS UW-Parkside IP H R ERW K Ham L 6 9 4 2 1 3 I P H R ERWK Knae W 7 3 0 0 0 1 Viterbo vs. UW-Paikside D-14 Championships (Game 3) Kenosha, WI UW-PARKSIDE Viterbo • b r I M a b r h Sielaffc 3 2 10 bfrfcklbd 0 1 Wright lb 1 2 Nowdooakicf 3 1 1 1 1 1 1 Stock rf Pdubickia Hanenph Carbon If Pica 3b M4ubki,Ja* 3 Eaaehsanp 0 Totab 245 Fanyp 2 Msroqb 3 M*hucoc3 Marline cf 3 Bnroadai3 Allen 3b 2 Adam 73 3 Thorn* 2b 3 WuemdirfO 1 1 2 0 Totab 26 2 Vltato ###•!•#—2 UW-Parkdde 2H92##-J DP: UW-Ptokade 0, Vitabo ft LOB: UW-Pbksi* 4, Viterbo i UW-Parkside IP H R ERW K ,W 7 4 2 0 2 7 I P H I ERW K 6 6 5 5 2 9 Vfcrto Pbny L UW-Parkside vs. Edgewood D-14 Championships (Game 4) Kenosha, WI UW-PARKSIDE Edgewood abr b bi a b r I Sielaffc 2 1 1 1 Doc 3 0 0 2 3 2 Wdwrth2b3 0 1 2 2 1 Mass 3 0 0 1 2 2 Elliot lb 3 0 0 0 Frcdaichp3 0 0 1 fey 3b 3 1 2 0 McGufecf3 1 1 0 Machlf 2 1 1 0 Weadlrf 2 Wright lb 4 Nowdorakicf 4 Stock rf 4 PMubicki 2h Hansen p Carisoolf PV»3b Mikukki, Jar 28 U U 6 Totab 18 1 2 I MSOE 01# 0O-1 UW-Parkside 24212-11 DPtUW-ParkiideO,MSOEaLOB:UW-Ptokade8,MSOE Totab UW-Parkside Edgewood 32 9 12 7 Totab 0 0 0 0 0 0 25 0 220 032#-# 00000##-# DP: UW-Pakside 0, Edpvood 0 LOB: UW-Pakside 6, Edgewood#. UW-Parkside IP H R ERW K Ham 7 4 0 0 0 0 IP H I ERW K Fredench 7 12 9 2 1 2 UW-Parkside vs. Lakeland D-14 Championships (Game 5) Kenosha, WI UW-PARKSIDE LAKELAND ab r h M ab r h 1 1 0 Ha£ardc 3 0 0 1 2 0 Ksbaantf3 1 0 Schmta3b3 1 0 Knsep 2 Sielaffc Wright rf Mftnbkilb Fbcs* Prfobicki2b Fko 3b Gabon If Euebsanp 0 0 Nowdooakicf 4 0 1 1 Wndegtzn3 1 0 Knffaif 2 2 1 Fahrnnrf2 0 0 0 0 Wctflb 2 0 0 1 0 Coital 2h 2 0 0 Totab UW-Pakside 27 3 H 2 Totab 2203 3010010-3 #0##8##~# DP: UW-Parkride 2, Ukland 1. LOB: UW-Parkadcb, Labebnd2 UW-ParksMe EnetaaaW KraeL I P H 1 ERW K 7 3 0 0 1 3 I P H R ERW K 7 103 1 0 0 DISTRICT 14 SOFTBALL Results of District 14 Softball tournament at Shane Rawly Complex —Double Elimination— Friday's Results Edgewood 3 Marlon O Viterbo 3 Lakeland O UW-Ptrkslde 11 MSOE 1 Marlon 9 MSOE 4 MSOE out of tournament Edgewood 7 Viterbo 3 Saturday's Results UW-Parkside S Viterbo 2 Lakeland 8 Marlon 1 UW-Parkside 9 Edgewood O Lakeland 2 Edgewood 1 UW-Parkside 3 Lakeland O UW-Parkside-Rangers advance to bi-dlstrlct 13 championships vs. MI Duluth. t UaiiMr. R,X Ranger team effort routs Redmen By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor Two Rangers stood out, but it was probably the best team effort of the year for the UW-Parkside baseball team as they drubbed Carthage, 10-1 last week. Greg Green turned in a 3 for 4 performance, including a triple and his first home run of the season to lead the Ranger's 16-hit attack. On the mound, Kelly Zielinski allowed just five hits while striking out ten, allowing the Redmen just one run in going the distance. Meeting their cross-tow n rivals at Simmons Field, home of the Kenosha Twins, the Ranger hitters had no trouble making themselves feel at home. Four of the first five batters started out one-for-one, three with extra-base hits as UWParkside jumped out to a 4-0 lead. The inning featured the first of three hits by Green, this a run sewing triple scoring Marc Thompson. After the Rangers added a single run in the second, Carthage sewed what would be their wily tally of the game in the bottom of the second. After a lead-off walk and a pair of wild pitches, Jeff Domin doubled to the gap in left to make it 5-1. Zielinski got outof the frame with no further damage with a strikeout and a pop up, stifling what was the only Redman rally of the afternoon. The score remained their until Greg Green went 3-for-4 against the Redmen, and was a double short of hitting for the cycle. He also scored 2 and drove in 2. a blast over the left field wall, his third hit in three at bats. UW-Parkside added more insurance in the seventh. With one out and Thompson on first, Dominic Delrose and Mike Caccioppo each doubled in runs , and with two out, Ron Bills added the third run-scoring double of the inning. He finished with a pair of hits and three RBIs for the contest Zielinski dSgJtneedit, After giving up the run in Uib secbndrhe didn't allow a Carthage runner beyond second base, surrendering only three more hits. Aftera double play ended the seventh, he retired the last six in order, striking out the last two batters to end the game. Every Ranger starter had a t least one hit in the game, and five had a multi-hit game. Defensively, the Rangers were flawless, turning a pair of double-plays behind Zielinski The win boosted the Rangers to 14-9, as Zielinski won his fifth. Playoffs Rangers blow past Viterbo in playoffs continued from B1 home run with a full count to give starting a roll which resulted in seven ranger runs. That was good enough to put the wraps on game one by a 20-7 score. Zielinski managed to survive the early innings, going the distance for the victory despite allowing seven walks and seven hits. Game two saw a similar start as the V-Hawks posted three runs in the first off of Ranger starter Brian Crandall. The Rangers er ased that in anything-but-ordinary fashion. After loading the bases with nobody out, Hall tried to squeeze a run home. His bunt was fielded by Jim Perenboom at first, and he was able to force Bills at the plate. V-Hawk pitcher, Tim Hutchins, gave that run back with a wild pitch, then surrendered anm-scoring single to Hollinbeck. He also ended up scoring, tying the game at 4-4. After a scoreless fifth, the VHawks threatened in the sixth. After a lead-off single and a sacrifice, Crandall was chased from the game by a Dennis Skogan single, putting runners at the comers with one out. Ross Kalinowski came on to face Parenboom. The V-Hawks tried to squeeze home Wagner from third, but the ball was bunted back to the mound. Kalinowski hooked up with Bills on the play at home to nail Wagner. The rally died there, as Kalinowski got the final out of the inning on a fly ball to left The Ranger's scoreless fifth turned out to be the calm-beforethe- storm in the sixth. Two walks and a bunt single set the stage for Hollinbeck's biggest blast of the day. With nobody outand the bases juiced, Hollinbeck hit number three, a grand-slam the Rangers a 8-4 lead. They added two more runs in the frame on a two-out single by Bills, making it 10-4 going into the seventh. After a one-out walk, Kalinowski gave way to Jeff Konczal on the mound. Konczal put a scare into the Rangers, walking the first two batters he faced to load the bases. But,hegot Wagner to strike out, and on a dropped third strike, Bills caught Isensee off of first base. He was tagged out in a 3-4-3 rundown, and the Rangers had a 104 victory. Hollinbeck finished the day with eightRBIsand six runs scored, as seven Rangers collected three or more hits for the afternoon. Kalinowski was the winner, while Konczal got the save as the Rangers move on to the District-14 finals in LaCrosse on Friday. GOLF Pointer Spring Golf Tournament 04/29/91 at Stevens Point C.C. Stevens Point, WI Team Results 1 VW-Parkside 390 2 UW-Eau Claire 397 3 UW-Whitewater 398 4t Marquette 403 4t UW-Stevens Point 403 6 StNorbert 419 7 UW-LaCrosse 421 8 UW-Green Bay 423 9 UW-Platteville 430 10 MATC 440 11 MSOE 447 12 Mid State Tech Col. 467 13 Ripon 472 Medalist Chip Summers (UW-S.P.) 73 llW-Parkside Results Golfer Marie Schnieder Steve Gerber Tom Agazzi Connell, Paul Dahlstrom, Joe Koehler, Matt 26 40 39 40 38 41 37 TotaX* is ommiied) 2$ 22 ±L 42 82* +10 38 77 +5 38 78 42 80 40 81 37 74 390 -f6 48 49 +2 Sentry World Invitational 05/06/91 at Sentry World C.C. Stevens Point, WI Team Results 1 UW-Parkside 405 2 UW-Stevens Point 408 3 UW-Green Bay 410 4t UW-Eau Claire 425 4t UW-LaCrosse 425 6 UW-Platteville 427 7 MATC 430 8 Mid-State Tech Col. 448 9 MSOE 457 10 Lawrence 464 Medalist Chip Summers (UW-S.P.) 77 llW-Parkslde Results Qvlfa 26 26 22 ±L Marie Schnieder Scratched Steve Gerber 38 41 79 +7 Tom Agazzi 39 39 78 +6 Connell, Paul 39 40 79 +7 Dahlstrom, Joe 45 39 84 +12 Matt Koehler 41 44 85 +13 TotaX* is ommited) 405 Lake Arrowhead Invitational 04/30/91 at Lake Arrowhead G.C. Neshota, WI Team Scores 1 UW-Parkside 393 2 UW-Whitewater 410 3 UW-Eau Claire 423 4 UW-Stevens Point 453 5 UW-Green Bay 454 6t MATC 466 6t SL Norbert 466 8 UW-LaCrosse 478 9 UW-Platteville 482 10 Mid-State Tech. Col. 484 11 UW-Oshkosh NTS Medalists Paul Connell (UW-Parkside) 72 Jeff Farrell (UW-Whitewater) 72 Mark Schnieder (UW-Parkside) 77 Tom Agazzi (UW-Parkside) 79 UW-Parkside Results Golfer 26 26 72 ±k Mark Schnieder 40 37 77 +5 Steve Gerber 44 40 84 +12 Tom Agazzi 42 37 79 +7 Connell, Paul 36 36 72 E Dahlstrom, Joe 41 40 81 +9 Koehler, Matt 43 42 85*+13 Totalf * is ommited) 393 NAIA Top Twenty 1. North Florida (9) 199 2. Eligh, NC 84 3. Texas Wesley an (1) 181 4. Grand Canyon 169 5. Texas Lutheran 154 6. Harden Simmons 107 7. Mobile, AL 98 8. Oklahoma City 97 9. Running ton, AL 84 10. S.C. Avon 83 11. Western Florida 70 12. Yoford, N.C. 67 13. Tri-State, IN 65 14. Cumberland, KY 61 15. High Point, NC 58 16. Fairmont SL, N.C. 55 17. Georgia College 54 18. Henderson State 44 19. Northeast Oklahoma 43 20. Hands Marion 40 First place votes in parenthesis 0 Others Receiving Votes: UW-Parkside Lanes Saturday, June 1st & 2nd Call 633-1199 for more information j May y$ * Feature Ranger, Page 17 ing freshmen, continuing students Art: Tonya Lambeth M e l i s s a Minnihan Music: Tom Larsen Kenneth L. Greenquist Memorial Scholarship Beatriz Saldana Alan Guslrin Scholarship Sara Klink Won Kim Heritage Bank Scholarship Timothy Larsen Lillian James Scholarship Sara Kahl Johnson Worldwide Associates Scholarship Cheryl Williams Jupiter Corp. Transportation Systems Scholarship Fund Jakelyn Karabetsos Jennifer Rakowski Virginia VanOfferen Elizabeth Moy Mary M. Kamakian Memorial Scholarship Valerie Pogue Kenosha Foundation Scholarships Mary Beatty Patrick Kuhlman Christine Brummel Kenneth Habel Vincent Rizzo Gwenevere Heller Jason Weber Cenon Buencamino Yana Suchy Matthew Nighbert Kenosha News Scholarship Jeanne Ruelle Becky Werve Leslie Barry William L. Lipman Memorial Scholarship Heather True Marketing Scholarship Judith Bader Brian John Martin Memorial Scholarship Fund Kristina Niemi Modine Science and Mathematics Scholarship Mary Jo Hesprich Music Department Scholarships Barbara Hasper Jay Smith Loren Nc»man Scholarship Tod Ohnstad James Polczynski Memorial Scholarship Tamara Fergus Sales and Marketing International Scholarship Michael Prelewicz Science Faculty Scholarship Virginia VanOfferen Joanne Sokow Memorial Scholarship Patricia McAteer Ruth C. Stice Memorial Scholarship Jacalyn Kalmes Bernard C. Tallent Memorial Scholarship Steven Murphy Unico, Inc. Scholarship Russell Minton UW-Parkside Foundation Minority StudentsEndowedScholarships Victoria Bennett Mike Fang UW-Parkside Foundation Scholarships Liberal Arts: Christine Henning Education: TriciaBreu Science & Tech: Maria Davey Business: Elizabeth Moy UW-Parkside Memorial Scholarship Paul Dickfoss Norbert Wielenberg Memorial Scholarship Felicia Gonzales Irvin G. Wyllie Memorial Scholarship Margaret Zigmund Several special awards were given to UW-Parkside students during Scholarship Day as well. These awards are given for achievements in the student's major. Those with a * are given by Parkside. The others come from off campus sources. American Chemical Society A ward in Analytical Chemistry Timothy Janota American Institute of Chemists Award Matthew Kozenski The Financial Executives Institute Award Dawn Mead Freshman Chemistry Achievement Award Leonardo Montemurro * S.C.Johnson & Son, Inc. Science Award Jason Hoppe * The Teresa Peck Award Ruth Williams Julie Boehme * William W. Petrie Award in Labor and Industrial Relations Abra Samios * Sam Poerio Memorial Award Christy Carson-Robers Racine Art Guild Scholarship Karen Morgensen demic Achievement Awards preMusic Ann Duquaine sented by the academic departments Margaret Zigmund Louisa Montemurro of the University in recognition of Psychology Janet Ware demonstrated excellence. Corey Anton Students must cany a 3.5 or Debra Borkowski SCHOOL OF SCIENCE AN1 higher grade point average and be Frances Brotherton TECHNOLOGY a junior or senior. Students can Kurt Christensen Applied Computer Science receive an award only once in any Tricia Breu Kevin Beyer given discipline. Christy Carson-Robers James Caspers Luann Fliess Warren Cook SCHOOL OF BUSINESS Mary Foltman Jean Leavitt Accounting C. Hope Forcier Cynthia Mooney Mary Biesack Colleen Guzikowski Frank Porcaro Ann Marie Biondi Linda Hach Yuan yuan Zhi Dawn Mead Christing Henning Biological Sciences Finance Amy Hoffmann John Hyok Choe Michael Bishop Sandra King Beth Damitz Kenneth Dexter Patricia Koehler Michelle Gustin Janet Kowbel Tamara Kreuser Jason Hoppe General Business Janet Miller Daniel James Larsen Daniel Partenheimer Annmarie Nelson Sheri Mullin Labor and Industrial Relations Luann Nurmi Michelle Sadowski Edna Graves Colleen Ryan Rebecca Wells Management Information SysSherry Seymour Heidi Wolff tems Lori Slager Chemistry Judith Bemer Gwen Wohlgefahrt Cathy Dantzman Margaret Ketterhagen Del Worden, Jr. Matthew Kozenski Colleen Mathews Judy Wynstra Geology Marketing Jody Zurawski Beverly Callen Michael Prelewicz Sociology Mathematics Eileen Tasso Louise Deveney SCHOOL OF EDUCATION Spanish Robert Wojnarowski Physical Education Marilynn Meyer Teacher Education Sharon Eaves OPEN HOUSE Sharon Gill Louisa Montemurro MBA at UW-Parkside Also awarded at Scholarship Day were eighty-nine Aca-' SCHOOL OF LIBERAL ARTS Art Heidi Nolan Kathleen Proeber Mary Margaret Suchland Communication Vija Navarro Sharon Scheel Dramatic Arts GailBaumann Economics Lara Samios English Timothy Kretschmann Julie Mowen Colleen Mulqueen Joanne Perry-Sum wait Sheryl Peterson Terry Rabe Yana Suchy French Yumiko Plate Kurt Watson Geography Leslie Ann Diehl German Scott Pincikowski International Studies Sharon Gill Scott Pincikowski LisaRuud UW-Parkside Student Union 104-106 An Opportunity Tb Learn About The MBA Program At UW-Parkside Refreshments will be served Please call 553-2046 for more information Thank you to volun We coul done it withe all the 1990-1991 eers! dn't have ut vour time and e Th ffort ? Women's Center co-coordinators Ranger, Page 18 Entertainment May 9,1991 Being a non-traditional black The End to end all Ends female at UW-Parkside by Terri Jones things that I warned to do. I try to Special to the Ranger . be the best mother I can be» but It if a Mooday mcrnmgand sometimes I can't help bot feel] the alarm'dock goes off at 6:30 guilty about my lads not getting am, and this is oo different from all the attention &x>m me thai they any other weefafay morning. I hesitate to get out of bed, bet I know I must because I have to send evaybpdy off » school, including myself. This way of life I have chosen to live has taught me many things throughout the years. T have learned that nothing comes to you on asiiver platter like you see on televisiqn.especiaily when you are a black wotnaa trying to get through college raising three childBjfialooe. pant and need. I realize that because I am a woman of color I most make a bigger sacrifice whenit comes to staying in school I realize that being a woman of color already has limited roe for the furore because of the fact I was brought up in a country which has institutionalized racism. But I will not let that hinder my goals. I will continue to fight this battle that has yet to be won. I will make ~sumwhatlworittohaidtoacheiye I try to flteke roy ciuMren, now. will one day pay off. understand why they must often I wbSKt-Iike- to Jbank, jny times sacrifice name brand toys intructors here at University Wisand designer"clothes. I try to ex- consin-Parkside for having paplain to diem thai thllfMom is tience with me and accepting trying to work towards higher many late assignments. Without goals for the whole family for the help of those many instructbe future. But it seems iikemost tors and the U. W, system I would of the time His a difficult process not be getting closer to my goals of understanding for my'yoang each day. The U. W. System has children, andmany times, forme too. Looking back upon many black women that I graduated with back in 1980,1 have found out that maayare divorced, separated with young children, and are on welfare supporting their children. Welfare is good for those who are in the meantime * isnoteood wuct it year after year making nomove to get off one day. I foand out early in life that a knight in shining armor wasn't going to come into my life and sweep me off of my feet 1 found out early in life that if 1 was looking for a knighMhatit could be found, both must be found in given me discipline that I thought 1 never had. They have given me strength and an attitude of encouragement that goes along with the will to survive. I used to wonder many times if all of my discipline would give me the will to finish college. X wondered, would H all pay off? I don't wonder anymore. I now know that with the help of Uni- "dvi one more black woman has knocked down one more wall that has enabled her to find a door. HbpefuBy this month. X will be handed the key when 1 walk across that platform. That key will open that door to all of my goals that I used to think would only stay in my dreams. To Parkside, I would like to say thanks. Ron's Place Open Mon-Sun 11am 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657- 5907 Famous For 5x5's (1/2 lb Hamburger & Fries for S3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryoilt Open Sun-Thurs 1 lam-Midnight Fri-Sat 11 am-2am 657-4455 (carrout and delivery only) We Now Deliver Broasted Chicken and our complete menu 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 by Dawn Maibtnd Entertainment Editor "THE END," a 21-year-old tradition at Parkside, is coming up rapidly. Friday, May 17, and Saturday, May 18 have been set aside Friday, May 17, this year's lineup includes JAVA, a rich jamaican Mend of funk, reggae and latinflavored jam, who will explode onto the stage. The opening act is ab and five recordings available and received the 1989 Wisconsin Area Music Industry's Reggae/Ska Artist of the Year award. Reggae, soca, calypso and ska for this special event. As always, it dren) with a comtemprary acoustic celebrates die end of finals and the end of the school year for Parkside students, faculty, staff and newly founded alumni. "THE END" represents PAB programming at its peak. For those of you who are unfamilar with 'THE END," let me describe it to you. A circus tent is set up on the Union Pad, and throughout the two evenings, four bands will be performing. Food and beverages will be provided. Even if you're not into the "band" tlung, it is a time to release your stress at school, chat with old friends and say goodbye to those graduating, On Friday, May 17, a precursor to "THE END" will be the 10th annual Loop500Bike Race, sponsored by Pi Sigma Epsilon. The annual event is run as a normal bike race with one exception. At the midpoint of each lap, an exchange of riders and a garter belt will take place. Teams should consist of two men and two women. The race will start at 1 pm, and all participants should meet on Inner LocpRoad under the Union Bridge. Each heatwm consist of four teams, and the race consists of two laps around Inner Loop Road. PiSigSS^uCSfsway of showing appreciation to Parkside and to all those who have supported them this year. The event is held at a financial loss to the organization, but is done with sincere gratitude. All participants will receive a t-shirt (approx. $8 in value), and the registration fee is $16 for each team ($4 a rider). Although this may seem steep in value, the prizes for the top three places this year are: FIRST PLACE - $100 SECOND PLACE - $50 THIRD PLACE-$25 Teams can consist of faculty, staff and/or students. Registration forms are available at Pi Sigma Epsilon's office (Molinaro D137D) or at the Registration table (in Main Place on 5/9/91 and in Moln. on 5/10/91). Bikes, helmets and gear will be provided at the race. As mentioned before, the Loop 500 Bike Race kicks off "THE END." The race is supported by the Parkside Activities Board (PAB), and run in conjunction with their sponsoring of THE END. On UICSHCKv. W ' called Ghost Dance(forroerIyChii- rhythms leap thousands of miles from Caribbean and other points sound. south when Java gets to jammin*. On Saturday, May 18, World They're highly polished and perse- Oder, a high energy dance band, vering with a stylistic blend of pop, will take the stage as an opening band for The Exotic Buds. The newest of alternative bands, based out of Geveland, The Exotic Birds are currently represented by Alpha International Records and their album "Equilibrium" is available in record stores across the country. "THE END " EVENT LINEUP Friday, May 17: lpm - Loop500Bike Race 8:30 pm- Ghost Dance 10:30 pm-Java Saturday, May 18: 8:30 pm- World Order 10:30 pm - The Exotic Birds The first of four bands to appear at THE END is Ghost Dance. Formerly Children, they deckled to choose a name which reflected the culture and history of their home, Sioux Falls, SD. Since the release of their independent debut "Arms to hold you," Ghost Dance has toured the club and college circuit, which have included support slots with bands such as the Bodeans, Squeeze, Edie Brickell and New Bohemiams, theFixx and the Alarm. Additionally, they have been selected to showcase at nationally recognised college, regional and music industry conventions. Ghost Dance's energetic performances have consistently won over audiences. The band members are brothers Mark (guitar) and Tom Bombara (bass), Michael Sandness (drums), Tom Whillock (acoustic guitar, vocals) and Kory Van Sickle (vocals). Their music reflects a positive outlook on life which is shared by the whole band. They take feelings we've all experienced and write songs we can all identify with. The varying musical influences of each band member create a danceable funk, reggae, Latin jazz and rock. Although that's all the entertainment for Friday night, more is here for Saturday. The first band on the stage is World Order. They recently played at Parkside for the Student Awards Banquet Typical songs you might hear from them the following artists: Young M.C., Vanilla Ice, Erasure, The Cure, Dee-Lite, INXS, Madonna, Technotronic, Roxette, Janet Jackson and the B-52's. This is only a small sample of the plethora of artists and musical styles performed by World Order. The band is still relatively young, but is well-suited for THE END. Their song introductions will amaze you and keep you listening for more, and they place their own musical interpretations and style on top of the cover songs, giving the songs an unique blend of modem and old. The last exciting phase of THE END will take place when The Exotic Birds take the stage. They've released two albums, and they have national support act status. They've appeared with Information Society, Modem English, Ministry, Th^^sTwbs. €•£ tore Gub, Paul Young, The Psychedelic Furs and many more. Current members of the band include Andrew Kubiszewski, Nick Rushe and Richard Carpenter. If you want to hear "the high energy electro dance rhythms of Exotic Birds... who have the software to go keystroke to keystroke with the headlines," then THE END is for you. The previous statement was made by band members from Information Society about The Exotic Birds. The doors open at 8:30 pm on « both evv * eVnlUifn Igg sJ., TAilcvknvelttfs aHrI ve aU v• atiilll - sound that reflects the merging of able for $4 per night or $6 for the rock, pop and folk. Next to take the stage after Ghost Dance is Java. This Caribbean rhythm band has appeared with Jimmy Buffet, Pointer Sisters, Third World, Spyro Gyra and weekend for students and alumni IF PURCHASED IN ADVANCE. All tickets will be $5 at the door otherwise. Three guests will be allowed AtKarA A * • n « with each s•HtuUdUevntltl. Wor d JaUlumlilUnlif, bl/Uutl thev^t^1.8? w^LMadison' mustbe at least 21 years old. Guest ton 5° f" ^ for fc|[els ""I be $5 per night or $8 for two years to playfourN.O. Jazz a weekend pass fa ritTL ?e es"™ls- They're a For tickets or information, ,andaU°VCr conlac! the Union Information Desk the Midwest Currently, Java has at 553-2345. May 9,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 19 Far-Out Days by Moss I deckled one day that it would be good to add some plan ts io-my wiltrngjoom^l wertdoWrftcTthe tocaTflorist and browsed around; they were having a sale. The florist was selling little cacti for 89 cents apiece. They had a wide assortment and they looked weird. So I decided to buy nine of the them, al l different, all really weird. The lady who was helping me asked if I knew much about cactuses. I replied that I did not She then asked me if I had any soilless soil. I stared at her, suspicous that I was on Candid Camera. But the lady appeared serious and sincere so I answered cautiously that no, I ildn't have any soilless soil. I still half-heartedly expected her to burst with laughter, but she didn't She pulled out a big bag of the "stuff (I prefer calling it "stuff because I'm still not comfortable with the faa that^thereis no soil IiT K tfiesoil") and explained to me that cacti <to not grow in dirt She went on to say that cacti live in sand, and what was in the bag was soiless soil. She continued ha* sales pitch about how important it was that I plant my cacti in (you know, the stuff In the bag) so that they could grow to be tall and strong. Well, I bought the stuff - the BIG bag. Now I've got more of the stuff than what I'll ever need. And even though it has been several months and my cacti are doing quitewell, (even though there has been a tow fatality rate for which I am guilty) I am still amazed by the "stuff. I haven't decided what to make of it I went and got the bag to read the ingredients. That did absolutely no good. The label boasted sixteen-letter Don't forget to pick up the Ranger Snmniter Spectacular on the r mstmm June 17 --- ' '/A Parkside grads respond words, many j^pheiSedrT tried examining fee stuff in my hand. That didn't do any good either. My last ditch effort to try and grasp the concept of this stuff was to lode at it as a philosopher would. (I had to do something! I kept having recurring nightmares that Ed McMahon came to my house with a camera crew live on national T. V. to laugh in my face over the fact that I had bought a BIG bag of soiless soli.) I had to make up my mind— did the stuff exist or didn't it? I could touch it I could see it. But was it really there? I'm still not sure. Maybe it's some sort of miracle substance. (I'd sleep much better at night if they'd change its name to what it really is: "Miracle Stuff".) But 1 guess in the end of it all I do know something. Something is missing, and it's something that really counts. My money!!! by Gwen Heller Feature Editor Have you ever wondered what happens to college graduates once they leave the hallowed halls of their alma mater? The Parkside Career Center recently released the results of a survey of Parkside graduates and their employment status following their graduations in December of 1988, May of1989, and August of 1989. 394graduates with bachelor's degrees were contacted by mail and telephone, and 63.9% of the class participated in the survey. Of those responding, 82% were employed, 6% were unemployed, and 12% were unemployed by choice. 41 graduates have gone on to graduate/professional school or other levels of education. Of those employed, 80% are full-time and 20% part-time. 27% did not change employers upon graduation, 14% did not change jobs, and 13% received a promotion, salary increase, or change in responsibilities. 20 graduates who received master's degreees in business administration and public administration responded to the survey. MBA Open House on May 14 Career and business opportunites for individuals interested in a master's degree in business administration (MBA) will be discussed during an Open House at 7 pm, Tuesday, May 14, in Union 104-106. Details of Parkside's newly revised MBA program will be outlined and individuals will learn how to complete an MBA program in three years. Admission requirements, prerequisites, curriculum overview, and evening class schedules will be covered by Beverlee Anderson, dean of the Parkside School of Business, and other faculty membos. Graduates ofParkside's MBA program will be available to discuss their career development For more information, call the School of Business at 2046. MONDAYS REXRIZZand the Singing Machine - THURSDAYS COLLEGE NITE .. $1.00 Long Island Iced Teas $3.00 Pitchers of Coors Lite $25.00 Bar Tab Giveaway NO COVER! Thanks UW-Parkside for a great Year! ACK gw* M E 3700 Meachem Rd Racine Sunday, May 12 thru Wednesday, May 15 7:30 pm- 9:30 pm Come have a study break with us! Free coffee, donuts and cookies • 5 Lighted Courts • Club Jesters Beach Bar • Wooden Viewing Deck • End of Season Beach Party y Conferences expand scholarly options by Philip A. Paradowski Special to the Ranger One of the greatest environments for scholars is a conference, group meeting, or other discussion group. Such environments allow free expression and open discussion of ideas and research, and often allow more interaction between scholars of differing status than most university situations. This article is about one such meeting that I recently attended. On the weekend of March 21, I visited the annual spring meeting of the Central States Anthropological Society on the Iowa State campus. The CS AS is an organization of anthropologists and other academicians with related interests, generally from the Midwest The spring meetings are events at which many of these people give presentations of their current research and writing. The context is one of great diversity of interests and research, informal discussions, and casual interaction between the various professors, researchers, and students. these meetings. This spring, I went to the meeting with the vice-president of the Club, Linda Johnson, a UW-P graduate and student. One great thing about these meetings is that they tend to be small and fairly casual. This informality is very conducive to speaking with people who are movers and shakers in anthropology and related fields. It also helps to give time to the ideas and comments of all those who wish to question or The trip was organized through respond to someone's presentation, the Paikside Anthropology Club, The other thing that makes a of which I am president, and was meeting like this so interesting is the second time I attended one of the wide variety of ideas presented Castle Lanes 633-1199 Sink your toes '"over 800 tons of beach sand at Rocines only Beach Volleyball facility. Cotd, Mens, Ladies and junior leagues now forming. Sign Up Now for a Summer of fun under the sun! Castle Lanes 633-1 199 there. Anthropology in 1991 is, like my other major, communication, a very broad field. The discipline itself includes cultural anthropology, physical (biological) anthropology, archaeology, and linguistics. Most people probably think of two figures when they imagine what anthropologists do— the white-haired, pith-helmeted archaeologist, and the cultural ethnographer who moves in with a group of people in some remote jungle to study them. Today, beside the more 'traditional' work that conforms in some ways to these images, people doing fieldwork also research 'sub-cultures' closer to home, such as schools, street gangs, or ethnic groups, or groups defined in still other ways, like the 'psychic' fortune-tellers I worked with last year. The spring meeting this year included groups of people doing research on such widely separate topics as third-world ethnography and resource management, institutional anthropology, trash and recycling, Jews in the Midwest, and various issues concerning Native Americans. Linda and I arrived late on the 21st, and planned to stay only through Sunday morning, so we were only able to attend some of the presentations. I chose to spend the 22nd listening to two sessions: one that examined anthropologists as story-tellers, and the other on Plains Indian studies. The session on Plains Indians had as a recurring topic the mistakes that have been made in the past by some of the vast number of ethnographers who have studied the cultures of the Plains Indians. The Plains societies woe indeed so extensively studied (and still are) that the saying goes that the standard Plains family is a mother, a father, two children, and one anthropologist On Saturday the 23rd, I also chose two sessions. One was a group of papers on the loose topic of the meaning of trash and recycling, and the other session discussed visual anthropology .which is the use of images to study human meanings. One of the papers in the session cm ' trash' was entitled "Sacred Waste." In considering human body parts as sacraments, the author discussed practices of placenta disposal, blood and organ donation, saints' relics, and stigmata. Another paper was even odder, and bore the title" Mounds of Meaning from Masses of Maggots." This one dealt with the study of forensic entymology—the study of insects that appear in decomposing, corpses, for example, in murder investigations. While this isn't exactly something I am interested in, the presentation itself was a good example of a paper that manages to interest, entertain, and provoke into speaking a group of listeners with different interests. The unusual nature of the topic shows that often a meeting like this has more variety and unexpectedness in it than one might think. The second session of the day was on visual anthropology, and entitled "A Mosaic." There were four papers, each dealing with an analysis and paper both departing from, and explaining, photographs taken by the researcher. The one that really "did it" for me was a study of light and vision in images of Midwest farmland. The author was able to show that the photographs that he had taken were a better approximation of the way that farms look to the fanner, than are more conventional shots. For example, the ethnographer took pictures in morning and evening light to contrast this with the fact that almost all pictures of farms and farm implements are done in the same generic midday light, which is not, of course, the way it looks most of the time. This conceptual leap from studying actual people, to studying meaning systems like photographic images, or the use of light in recording with pictures, is an example of the ways in which broad disciplines like anthropology are always examining topics of study from new angles. This enables us to look at people in general, and ourselves, in new ways. Meetings and conferences of scholarly interest abound and are perfect opportunities to find out how enjoyable,enlightening,and thought-provoking it can be to listen to those who are researching in your field of study. Ranger, Page 20 Feature May 9.1991 Ranger photo by Stuart Rubner -eft to right front to back- Front row: Reuben Polina, Jon Hiller, Chancellor Sheila Kaplan, RikaMorbhita, Alaina Whitney. Second row: Bruce Litton, Laura Beaulieu,, Jennifer turns Third row Phyllis Metalk), Amy Dunn, Laura Burnett Fourth row: Mark Shilhavy, Stacy Addams, Dawn Tower, Jason Runkus. Fifth row: Jason Asala, John Choe, )M^a^^cS«nClemins,^my Cwrifc Back row: Thom Kohiheck (IBM), Shane Scarbrough, Kathy Wakefield, Louise Paul is. Not pictured: Brian Dechant, Pendie Hamdia, Belinda Lawrence, Lisa Lichtenberg, Tracy Roeske, Tiara Mitchell, Dan WiUman. fe-*"" | Volunteer Volunteers of the Week honored by Gwen Heller Feature Editor On Friday, May 3, the Student Community Service Program honored thirty IBM Volunteers of the Week. Chancellor Sheila Kaplan and IBM representative Thom Kohlbeck were on hand for a special photo session conducted by Carol Engberg, SCS director, and photographer Stuart Rubner. During the spring semester, one student volunteer was featured each week in the Ranger. Criteria for this award included: a sincere commitment to helping others, consistent regularity to the volunteer assignment, a positive attitude toward community service, and valuable impact on individual or agency needs. Interns receiving credit for their volunteer efforts were not selected. "There were many other students who quailfied, but we rano ut of weeks!" said Engberg. The Volunteers of the Week are members of SCS, which is administered by the Kenosha Voluntary Action Center at 716 58th Street in Kenosha. Engberg's office is located in the Career Center on campus. "The SCS Program is open to any college student who is interested in being of service to their community, or who is exploring career options and may need valuable experience before graduating," explained Engberg. 225 active volunteers have participated in the program since July 1,1990. Approximately 90 schools and agencies in Kenosha and Racine have welcomed volunteers on a weekly or month ly basis. In some cases, unpaid positions have eventually lead to full-time or part-time paid employment Furthermore, volunteer experience makes a potential job candidate stand out "All volunteer experiences should be noted on applications fore mployment scholarships, graduate school and medical school," said Engberg. A wide range of activities and skills were represented by the IBM Volunteers of the Week. Girl Scout leaders, tutors, an assistant medical examiner, a video producer, newsletter editors, readers for the blind, and crisis line workers are just a sampling of die positions held by current volunteers. An incredible 4,384 volunteer hours has been compiled by the thirty Volunteers of the Week alone! The infinite possibilities of summer volunteer work are beneficial for career exploration, philanthropy, or getting involved in the community. For more information, stop by the Career Center or call Carol Engberg at 2011. | _l. i i Ranger, Page 22 Feature May 9,1991 Hollywood's hot summer movies offer variety by David Wick Staff Writer The studios wait all year long for summer vacation t o pull out their high budget, big name, bigger tlian life summer movies. Hollywood makes more money in the summer months than any other time of the year. Here is a preview of some of the upcoming films of the summer. Any dates used in this article are subject to change. The s'jmmer season would not be complete without several s equels, so here are just a few those coming out It was recently reported the budget of Terminater II: The Judgeme/ tfZ)qy had reached over 80 million dollars. With that kind of price tag,it will have to make atleast 160 million dollars just to break even. Arnold Schwarzenegger is back trying to mess up the future of our planet Terminater II hits the theaters on July 3. FX2 reunites Brian Denehy and Brian Brown as special effects wizard Rollie Tyler and police officer Leo McCarthy. This film will be in theaters tomorrow. Problem Child 2 has John Ritter adopting another child. The original problem child gets a brother worse than him. Lode for this one July 3rd. Naked Gun 2112 brings back the original cast, and this one has an environmental issue tacked onto it This sequel arrives August 28. Lastyearlpicked Child sPlay 2 as the worst film of the year. No one listened, so coming out August 16 is Child s Play 3. Oh, goody. Bill and Ted have a new adventure this summer when they go to hell. No, I am not making this up. Bill and Ted Go To Hell premieres on August 9. Hudson Hawke stars Die Hard's Bruce Willis as an international jewel thief. Andie McDowell plays his love interest Willis cowrote the screenplay. Look for this Interested in being a Ranger Staff Member? If so, stop down in the Ranger office, located in the Wyllie Library/ Learning Center D-139- C, and sign up. Many positions are available W University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper one on May 24th. Backdraft has one of the most impressive casts of the year. This film, directed by Ron Howard (one of the few ex-child stars not wanted by the law), is about fire fighters in the city of Chicago. Backdraft stars Kurt Russell, William Baldwin, Robert DeNiro, Scott Glenn, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Rebecca DeMornay, and Donald Sutherland. Backdraft is slated for a May 24th release. Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves stars Academy Award winner Kevin Costner, who is still high off of hia Dances With Wolves victory. Mary Elizabeth Mastratonio plays Robin's lady. Morgan Freeman and Christian Slater are among Robin Hood's merry men. Robin Hood rides into the theaters June 6. Jungle Fever is the latest from director, writer, actor Spike Lee. Wesley Snipes stars as an uptown executive who g ets romantically involved with an Italian woman. In an interview with the New York Times, Lee was quoted as saying that "this film will be the first film to seriously deal with the issue of interacial relationships." Jungle Fever comes out June 6. Truth or Dare is a documentary about the life times of Madonna during her Blonde Ambition Tour. Do you think she's over-exposed? The truth will be Brian Bosworth boogies as a bogus biker film come from the makers of Brazil and The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. You can expect this to be a mega-weird film. This film is slated for a May 24 release. Disney offers us The Rocketeer, a film by the makers of Honey, I Shrunk The Kids. The film stars newcomers Bill Campbell and Jill Connelley as scientists who create a special Rocket Suit to bring about this new superhero. Timothy Jungle Fever is another Spike Lee social statement out May 24. In The Fisher King, Jeff Bridges plays one of those annoying radio shock jocks who gets canned. While roaming the streets he meets up with a very strange character played by Robin Williams. This Dalton also stars as a a villain. The Rocketeer starts its flight on June 21. Switch takes the tired bodyswapping plot and breathes new life into it A male chauvinist is killed and God decides to bring him back as a woman. Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor? Ellen Barkin stars as the man in a woman's body. Jimmy Smits, of L.A. Law, co-stars as his/her best friend. Switch opens tomorrow. Football sensation Brian Bosworth starts his acting career in Stone Cold. He joins the ranks of Jean Claude Van Damme, Jim Brown, and Hulk Hogan as athletes turned action stars. I would notlookforalotof dialogue. Stone Cold starts May 17. Mobsters takes the idea of Young Guns and applies it to a gangster film. Christian Slater and Richard Greco star as the young gangsters out to make money the old fashioned way: by stealing it. Mobsters will make its debut july 19. Patrick Swayze follows up his big hit Ghost with Breakpoint. He plays a philosophical surfer who has a side job as a bankrobber. Breakpoint is slated for a release in July. Christina Applegate stars in Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter Is Dead. While mom and dad take a vacation away from their unruly kids, the babysitter croaks and the kids see the opportunity to have some real fun. Look for this film July 1Z Billy Crystal took the opportunity to plug his new film during the Academy Awards. He hooked up a car alarm to his horse and rode on stage with the animal. On June 6 you find out what City Slickers is all about. Have a good summer and good luck on your finals next week. • Parkside Activities Board invites you to Get Exotic at THE END 1991 The Loop 500 - It's the Beginning of THE END The Loop 500 sponsored by Pi Sigma Epsilon is a co-ed Bicycle Race on Inner Loop Road. ^ Teams of 4 compete for cash prizes of <v^° $100 for 1st place, $50 for 2nd place and $25 for 3rd place. Register now at the Union info desk. May 17th - 1pm - Inner Loop Road But it's not over once you've crossed the finish line ! Friday Night - Ghost Dance Ghostdance appeared at Parkside in October performing under the name "Children". also featuring: -Java Entertainment At The End Doors open at 8:30 on Friday, May 17 and Saturday, May 18 Saturday Night - World Order Milwaukee's Newest Top 40 Dance Band co-sponsored by Student Organizations Council opening for - The Exotic Birds 1991 Sponsors of The End PAB Parkside Activities Board ^ IMf University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger PI SIGMA E PSILON NWR Advance tickets available at the Union Information Desk $4.00 - One Night $6.00 - Weekend $5.00/night at the door Ranger, Page 24 Classified May 9,1991 To place classified advertising in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper, stop in the Ranger office located in room Df 39G«the y j*tenLr wnntr'nin All the Coffee Shoppe. Deadline for classified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. All classified ads placed by fuH or part time uW-Parks . . .. ... wclassified ads placed by anyone other than UW-Parkside students are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. If an error occurs, the ad wi . "8 week. No refunds. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger and its employees, staff and members are not responible for the content of advertisng p* oy ^ ^' ' Parkside Ranger reserves the right to refuse to publish any advertising at its descretion. Please direct all inquiries to the UW-Parkside Ranger ousm ag CLUB EVENTS CLUB EVENTS FOR SALE Don't miss The End 1991! Tickets areon sale now at the Union Info. Desk. Friday, May 17th features Ghostdance and Java, and Saturday, May 18th World Order opens for the Exotic Birds. Cheerleaders, we have our last meeting on Friday the 10th (tomorrow)! Please be on time. Also, if you still have money, candy or uniforms please bring them, too. Thanks! UW-P Geology Colloquium, Mr. Ned Pennock, Engineering Geologist, will be speaking on the Characterization of Rock Conditions for Milwaukee's Deep Tunnel Project Casio FX - 7000GA graphic calculator. Used less than one semester. $55.00 firm. Ask for Russ at 652-5077. HELP WANTED FOR SALE Need extra storage space for yourbigMemorialDaycookout/ picnic? Let the Philco "Fridge" take over! Just call 654-0095 for more information. it Your Best! es Forming Now. • LSAT starts 5/14 • GMAT starts 5/16 •AflCAT class meets 6/8 ® GRE starts in June one Registration 277-9990 STANLEY H.KAPLAN Take Kaplan Or Take Your Chances Experienced, responsible baby-sitter needed for occasional daytime and/or evening hours. We have a two year old girl. We would like you to come to our home on the north side of Racine (Wind Meadows). Own transportation required. Salary negotiable. References. Please call Wendy at 639- 0492. Counselors and lifeguards wanted for summer resident camp near Whitewater, WI. Kenosha County Girl Scouts, 2303 37th St, Kenosha, WI 53140 or call 657-7102. Summer work: National firm has 75 entry level marketing positions. Full corp. training earn $8.75/start. Scholarships awarded, some internships. Call office near hometown 10-4. Full/PT. Rac/ Kenosha 414-554-2038, Milw Metro 414-259-8118, Madison 608-277-0076. j MISCELLANEOUS | Childless couple wishes to adopt your baby. Let us ease your worry aboutyourbaby's future. We can provide a lifetime of love and understanding. Medical and legal expenses paid. Call Adoption Attorney, Roxanne Canovi, collect 414-273- 0322. Wanted: Person to help me translate letters from newly found Russian relatives into English. Phone 694-6399. Wanted: Apartment size refrigerator. Are you leaving town? Why take it with you, I will buy it from you. Phone 552-8959. PERSONALS PERSONALS Congratulations to all of the '90, '91 graduates!!! From FC OTTO: What if you were to find someone to whom the Power Dynamic meant nothing? 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Shaw resigns UW-System post Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Shaw resigns UW-System post by Dan Chiappetta News Editor Kenneth A. Shaw,52, has resigned as UW-System President, and will be taking ova* as chancel- Kenneth Shaw lor and president of Syracuse University, a private school in New York. Shaw's resignation came a day after he encountered major questioning by the Legislature's Joint Finance Committee members concerning the UW-Systems use of $18 million that was granted to Shaw in 1987 after his plea thata n expansion of classes and courses was being sought by students. The legislature was angered after a state audit was recently conducted that showed class offerings did not increase to 990, which was promised by Shaw, for which 328 new positions were funded for in the UW-System in 1987. Only 302 new classes have been created on 15 UW campuses. Shaw was hired as UW-System president in September of 1985. He will Start his new position at Syracuse on August 20, replacing Melvin A. Egger, who will retire on August 19 after 20 years of service. Shaw has been frustrated of late because of lack of resources and authority to get things accomplished as UW-System president Shaw has also been involved in a budget struggle with the legislature and Governor Tommy Thompson. He has been asking for an additional $40 million which he believes is necessary to maintain quality in UW-System campuses. Shaw's resignation has also been referred to as "double the pay, and less the headaches." As UW-System president, Shaw earned an annual salary of $116,115, which is the maximum allowed under UW-System rules. A car and large home was also provided. As chancellor of S yracuse University, Shaw will receive a car, $200,000a year salary, and a large home. Replacing Shaw might be more difficult than one expects. Being president of one of the largest university systems in the country, with UW-Madison and many other UW schools being leaders in research, to find a replacement may may cost more than the annual salary of $116,115 allows. "The fact that the position of system president is vacant can put the UW-System in plenty of trouble. It will probably be at least a year before the position is filled," commented PSGA President Ken Schuh Kenneth A.Shaw earnsanannual salary of$J 16,115, the maximun allowed under UW-System rules. Shaw's salary is considerably less than other comparable University State System Presidents, as well as UW-Madison employees. Leading system presidents1 annual salaries University of Wisconsin System Univ. of N . Carolina System California State Univ. System City University of New York State University of N ew York State University of F lorida University of Texas System University of California System $116,115 $142,520 $149,040 $152,250 $157,500 $165,000 $196,400 $243,000 Various UW employees' annual salaries UW-System President Football Coach Barry Alvarez1 Medical Dean Arnold Brown* Biochemistry Prof. Hector DeLuca Law Dean Daniel O. Bermstinet Athletic Director Pat Richter* Business Dean Andrew Poiicano* ttnfic^UW-Mufeon $116,115 $122,628 $124,600 $130,000 $135,000 $139,000 $150,000 Source: College and University Personnel Association, UW-System. Ranger Oaptuc New SOC officers inducted for upcoming year : : " ! " ' ~~ 1 sen by Gwen Heller Feature Editor A seasoned team of leaders vill head the Student Organizaions Council during the 1991-92 ichool year. Newly elected Presilent George Yee, Vice-President irenda Wilson, and Secretary Steve Dberst were inducted into office ecently and are already making >lans for their upcoming terms. Yee joined SOC as a member >f P SE (Pi Sigma Epsilon) and ierved as SOC secretary this past rear. Wilson is returning as Vice- Yesident, a position she held durng the 1990-91 year. She repre- ;eiited the College Republicans on JOC. Oberst comes to SOC from VPO (Alpha Psi Omega). "There will be a lot of work to George Yee do this summer," said Wilson. 'We will need to review the SOC constitution, revise the Budget and Review Committee guidelines, and update the student activities club directory." President Yee stresses that SOC does not simply allocate money for club functions, but serves as a tool for inter-club communication and interaction. "Many c'ubs work together on major campus events such as Food For Families, Toys For Tots, and Save the Earth." These activities and others are represented as committees within SOC. The Parkside radio station, AIDS committee, "The END" picnic, and Bacchus Spring Break campaign are also represented. A new advisory board made up of ten campus organizations has been developed to encourage betsen and include: Parkside's radio station, Computer Club, APO (AlphaPsi Omega), Black Student Or- Continued on Page 6 Brenda Wilson ter communication among clubs. These clubs were randomly choPSGA Keport„v,.. Page 3 i's Advocate.. .Page 3 Volunteer Banger, Page 2 Editorial May 2,1991 Letters to the Editor MINE FIELD From the desk of the Editor With next week's Ranger being the farewell issue, I would like to leave a few standing thoughts for next year' s editorial staff to tackle. First, the smoking policy. If the smoking policy was approved by Chancellor Kaplan today, it would allow smoking in the Union Square and Rec Center, Main Place, and half of the Coffee Shoppe. This is unrealistic. How well do you think this policy would flow? They should either ban smoking on campus or allow it because it would be impossible to enforce both. What are people going to do when others are smoking in the concourse, the bathrooms, and half the Coffee Shoppe? Do you really think that members of the academic staff and faculty are going to quit smoking in their offices? I doubt it! I can just see Campus Police catching an administrator puffing away on a smelly old stogie in his office and then wrestling him to the ground as they take him into custody. There will be plenty of controversy floating around as soon as non-smokers catch a whiff of second hand smoke. Perhaps this is a decision that the students themselves should make. They could make this decision next fall by having PSGA run a referendum on the ballot of fall elections. We should remember that the students comprise die vast majority of thec ampus population and thus should bea llowed a say in what directly affects them. Secondly, we need to address the problem of remodeling the Student Union. When the project was originally bid on, iti ncluded both the Union Square and cafeteria. But now,b ecause the bid came backh igher than expected, we will be lucky if Union Square is remodeled by fall. It's about time that someone in Madison stuck a crowbar in their wallet and shelled out a few schekels so that wcea n have an up-to-date campus, instead of settling for an outdated project that was designed for the sixties. Thirdly, all student organizations should be located in the Student Union instead of being scattered all over the 700-plus acres of God's green creation that this campus owns. After all, it is our Student Union, so we should be located there. If you go to any other campus you will find that this is where the student organizations are located. The bureaucratic B.S. with finances within the UW System is such a joke that UW System President Kenneth Shaw recently turned in his resignation to accept another position out East. He apparently figured that the UW bureaucrats woe too busy practicing rectal-cranial inversions to help System. Shaw quit so that someone else could deal with the headache. Perhaps if we gotrid of a few bureacratic chowderheads it would break up quite a few logjams and save some of their grossly inflated salaries to put tob etter use in the system. These dweebs are more interestedi n putting on "dog and pony shows'* for the media than doing their jobs helping students. Maybe it's timef or a little spring cleaning. We should start immediatelys o that we can save moreo f your hard earned tuition dollars. To the Editor: In the 25 April edition of Ranger, Linda Rawlings-Dregne offers herexperienceof being "Colorless at Parkside." I would like to commend Ms. Rawlings-Dregne for her courage and determination in pursuing a difficult chain of events. And I would like to take this opportunity to say "farewell'' to a fine editor of this publication, Craig Simpkins. Future editors are left with a great role model. The rest of this letter is to Ms. Rawlings- Dregne publicly. Continued on Page 4 The teacher who taught Once upona time, there wasa kingdom which believed that anything good happens to someone else. Within the realm, by law, anything so splendid could not possibly exist A decree was sent forth. Then, one day die kingdom awoke to find a computer that thinks, and more than that, a computer that feels, and more and better than that, a computer that works. The people questioned themselves. A computer that thinks? A computer that feels? A computer that works! And it came to pass: the kingdom banished what it could not know, what it would never love, a teacher who taught—a mind is also a heart by Fred Jobst '90 Correction A headline in last week's paper stated that Father Mark Gotvald was leaving his position as campus minister due to budget cuts. This is incorrect Father Mark is seeking a full-time position as a campus minister. The Ranger apologizes foar ny confusion this may have caused. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Subscription rate for one year is $5.00. Please address all correspondence to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper Post Office Box 2000 900 Wood Road Kenosha, Wl 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414) 553-2287 Business Office (414) 553-2295 Editor-in-Chief Craig A. Simpkins News Editor Business Manager Daniele Chiappetta Kenneth J. Schuh Entertainment Editor Asst. Business Manager Dawn Mailand Annamaria Sexton Feature Editor Advertising Manager Gwenevere Heller Terri Lyn Fortney Sports Editor Classified Ad Manager Jeff Lemmermann James Chomko Asst. Sports Editor Distribution Manager Theodore Mclntyre Ronald Hansen Copy Editor Circulation Manager Tod McCarthy Elizabeth Spalla Layout Editor Photo Editor Scott Singer Sunni Beeck Asst. Layout Editor Photographers SaraKahl Todd Goers Advisors Kurt Geilfuss Stuart Rubner Cartoonists Jan Nowak Paul Berge Paul R. Grundberg Glen Kelly General Staff: Moss Donald Andrewski, Len Anhold, Chris Daniel, Chris Deguire, David Doherty, Debra Halverson, Emily Heller, Latesha ]ude, Gabe Kluka, Susan Luepkes, Sarah Minasian, Mike McKowen, Jim Newcomb, Mona Shannon, Kimberly Tenerelli, Chris Toliver, David Wick. Executive Commitee: Ted Mclntyre, Ken Sc Dan Chiappetta, Dawn Mailand, Tod McCarthy, huh, Craig Simpkins, Scott Singer. May 2,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 The Devil's Advocate # Nursing program is source of unlimited opportunity by Donald R. Andrewski The question seemed simple enough. "What are you going to school for?" As I rerun a mental checklist of why I was subjecting myself to seemingly endless nights of study, test anxieties and working for reduced wages, the reason is as clear tome now as it was when I decided to return to school "Job security, good pay, benefits and opportunities for advancement and personal growth," I replied. She continued, "But why nursing?" "Why not?", said I. "I can't think of anything more rewarding." For the majority of students of UW-Parkside, the consortial nursing program is perhaps the best kept secret on campus. For me and scores of others it is our ticket to the future. One would have to be a hermit not to have noticed the increasingly severe shortage of nurses in this country. A glance at the Sunday paper's classified section will show just how extensive is thed emand for nurses. I've also had people question my reasons for coming to UWParkside for the nursing program. These people are quick to recommend thatlgetadegree atGateway Technical College, even going so far as to claim that Gateway's program is superior to that of UWParkside. Of course, I consider these claims to be ridiculous. While I contend that people in Gateway's program hav e every right to feel that they have a good program, the proof, as they say, is in the pudding. Consider the facts. Gateway only offers a two-year associate degree; the UW-P consortial program offersafive-yearBachelorof Science/Nursing (BSN) degree. It should be immediately apparent that the additional three years of intensive education should account for something. Secondly, while an associate degree can get the student into the work force three years faster than a BSN, the pay isn't as good as a BSN graduate receives. Also, the graduate with the BSN degree will have more and better opportunities for advancement in administrative circles. BSN grads are often put in charge of associate degree nurses. Thirdly, opportunities abound for the BSN graduate, who can then go on to do graduate studies in Anesthesiology, Doctor of Nursing, Nurse Practitioner, and scores of other highly specialized fields. In my case, I will do graduate studies in anesthesiology courtesy of the U. S. Army, and the sky's the limit It is clear that there is no comparison between the two nursing programs. As far asl'm concerned, the Consortial Nursing Program here at UW-Parkside is the best place to begin laying the foundations of your future. All of you non-declared majors should seriously consider entering theUW-PNursing program. The virtual guarantees of a "write your own ticket" degree greatly surpass the prospects some people face as they graduate with a degree that they cannot use due to oversaturation of human resource pools or decline of said industry. I would especially encourage more men to enter the nursing program. Thenumbers are growing, but there is always a demand. Contact the Consortial Nursing Program at 553-2480 and talk to advisor Ann Boyle about an exciting and rewarding career in nursing. Also be sure to patronize bakesales and fundraisers by the Student Nurse Association- Parkside (S.N.A.P.). They are really super people and deserve our support Never forget that one day we will all be patients. So be kind to nurses. We literally cannot live without them. Parkside Student Government Association Students feel cheated over spending discrepancy by Craig Simpkins PSGA Senator The following is a news release from United Council, Madison, WI. If this issue or any other issues pertaining to this campus irritate you, stop by our office and voice your opinion. We are here for you, the students. If you don't express your concerns to us, we will think everything is running smoothly. Obviously, that will never happen. Madison—Students around the state are outraged today by a report released by the Wisconsin Legislative Audit Bureau. The report suggests that the $18.6 million dollars set aside toh ire newf aculty members to expand general course offerings were misused by some of the campuses in the University Wisconsin System. In the last biennial budget, students were forced to accept Enrollment Management when the UW adopted this access limiting-policy. This cutting of students, coupled with funding from the legislature to reduce class size and increase section offerings, was the UW's promise to increase quality within the University Wisconsin System. The report points out, however, that this promise was blatantly broken. The report shows that UW officials recently told the legislature that 328 recently hired instructors were teaching 990 sections. In reality, the UW System dropped 688 courses already in existence; this makes the total number of courses added 302—not 990 as promised by the UW System. This deception by University officials has left students feeling angry and cheated. United Council Legislative Director Lance Walter stated, "We have questioned the policies of enrollment management and were told earlier that class size has decreased by one student per class since the beginning of that policy. We questioned then whether we were getting what we were promised, and this audit suggests that we are not" The University's continual use of the word "quality" to describe their educational goals, combined with the threat that lack of funding will automatically affect "quality", is being considered too simplistic by students throughout the state. Elliott Madison, Shared Governance Director for United Council, said that "the UW lied about the number of classes being offered, cut students, and charged the state $18.6 million dollars to do it—all under the banner argument of "quality". Students feel that they have been used and cheated out of stateapportioned funds," Madison continued. This Legislative Audit has been released at a particularly critical point in the UW budget process. Students.ledby United Council, continue to fight to keep tuition low, but are being threatened with further enrollment cuts if the UW does not receive the funding it deems appropriate. This audit may be placing students in a no-win situation, all in the name of quality education. "The people involved in the process need to remember that students were the ones hurt by this mismanagement of funds, and we need not hurt students again in the process of solving this problem," stated Charles Chen, United Council's Academic Affairs Director. United Council's Legislative Affairs Director will be meeting with members of Representative Krug's staff to discuss the details of the audit United Council of U.W. Student Governments is the oldest and one of the largest state student associations in the nation, representing more than 140,000 students for over thirty years. Senate meeting minutes Called to order at 12:05pm. Roll Call Senators: Jude, Bovee, Simpkins(U), Finch, Homer, Lindblom, Olson, Yee, Sikora(U), TJensen, Daniel, Minasian, E.Jensen. Guests: Jennifer Smith, Carla Handel, Connie Desotell, Steve McLaughlin. Executive Branch: KenSchuh, Walley Wargolet, Maggie Frymire. Motion Bovee/Jude 4/26/91 :1 To approve the minutes of the previous meeting. Amendment: Add Legislative Affairs to the United Council report Passes 9-0-0. (amendment) Passes 9-0-0. (minutes) Report of the President (Schuh) Tuesday, Vice-President Wargolet and myself attended the Faculty/Senate meeting. Chancellor Kaplan said that the Legislative Audit Bureau did an audit on the UW system and the results appear unfavorable. UW-SystemPresident, Kenneth Shaw, resigned. Smoking policy should be going into effect on campus shortly. Its ounds as ifth e Chancellor may also include Lower Main Place as a designated smoking area. Request that if any senatorwrites an article for the Ranger, could they let either myself, or Vice- President Wargolet assure the accuracy of the facts contained in the article. Motion Daniel/Lindblom 4/26/ 91 :2 To approve $135.00 for tickets to the Students Awards Banquet on May 4th. Passes 10-1-0. MotionLindblom/Jude4/26/91 :3 To approve the allocation of $85 for PSGA letterhead. Passes 11-0-0. Report of the Vice-President (Wargolet) No report Report of the President Pro- Tempore (Bovee) No report Report of Minority Actions Council (Gosey) No report Directors in United Council spoke on current issues they are dealing with. Ranger, Page 4 Opinion May 2; 1991 Letters to the Editor Continued from Page 2 I am sorry that you have had further insult from society in addition to what you might presently be experiencing as a differently abled student As a member of society, I offer you my sincere apology for what i s happeni n g t o you. lam a member of the group served by CECA, although you a nd others probably don't see me as a woman of color. My personal life is not readily apparent to most folks, and I get damn tired of constantly being the dissenting voice when it comes to issues of race and class. But dissent is what furthers knowledge, belief and learning, so dissent I will. Through an administrative error in data entry, and probably a reluctance to face up to embarrassment, you were given social status as a black person and then that status was taken from you, with no small amount of insult to your rightful achievements as a person who, it seems to me, wishes to be recognized as useful and capable despite obstacles which would likely overwhelm others. I think you are right in ask ing for that recognition—and I have said this before, CECA should be addressing issues of all oppressed people, regardless of racial and ethnic background. So, in that sense, I agree with you. In another sense, however, I would like to point out that you are not unlike most white people when they notice that people of color are standing together in solidarity and applauding one another for our hard work. You feel excluded because of your color, "a member of the out-group." What you describe is what most "different" folks feela t some time or other, this time it is because you are white. Also, because the data entry for your racial identity said "black," you got listed for recognition based on a perception of you. You seem to be saying that if the perception includes your physical ability, rather than your racial identity, then you accept the label and the applause. When the criteria of color is adjusted to reveal whatyou call "colorless," then the criteria is wrong and no one deserves to have any special recognition. I don't know how to remedy that, except to say that if I say congratulations to a fellow student of color, I don't automatically thumb my nose at white students. Society operates on an either-or model and it's hard tolo ok past that sometimes. You say that everyone at Parkside has an equal opportunity to achieve success. In theory, that seems true. In practice,something else often happens. I could point to your experience as an example of that As long as you color is invisible— white—you are operating in a frame of reference that d oesn't include color. • You are achieving and succeeding beyond s ocial "expectations." Perhaps it's those "expectations" we need to change. Individual achievement is used as a weapon that serves those who want to blame individuals for personal failure to live up to an expected norm. In thepast people of color have been "expected" to fail and some professors still believe that I have a very black friend who noften gets asked if she's actually doing her own work. The assumption, by some professors, is that she couldn't possibly be so intelligent and articulate. I look white; I often get to hear racist comments that are very unexpurgated because people assume it's OK tos ay racist things to another white person. We get judged as individuals who belong to a particular group and we are expected to conform to that group's stereotyped behavior. In your case, I'm guessing that you have expected that you would get recognition from another oppressed group based on some type of empathic understanding. That appears not to have happened. We leave behind our oppression very slowly, we often oppress others in the process. We often fail others as we ourselves succeed. I'm truly sorry that this has happened to you. Sincerely, Mary Dunnington Ritchie To the editor: It was funny to me that the woman who was denied recognition at the T.C.B. banquet was only upset at her personal loss (vanity) and not that the C.E.C.A. was distributing potentially (if true) racist material. I guess that is only Gen (human, mankind) nature. I wonder if the animals discuss in theirbanquetof spring how badly gen has treated them and what changes have to be made to stop this injustice and inequality? It's a good thing the animals can't understand our language and how we treat and think of them. While walking by the woods behind Comm. Arts Theatre I had a few other thoughts about nature. I wonder if the robin's song is one of woe? Singing to all who care to listen how bad the life of arobin is? Or if the goldfish think they are superior to the bluefish therefore deserving to be fed by them? If female dogs think their mating position is degrading? Or if sows tell male pigs, "if you lose a few pounds I'll consider a roll in the hay." Or if the female mallards think they are more attractive than the males. Or if crows "caw" cause they feel ignored? Did the dinosaurs become extinct because they quit making love with the opposite gender? Are fish so stupid that they bite a worm on a hook and get killed and eaten by gen or are the teachers the schools pay to educate them too busy reaearching how t o teach the fish not to bite the worm on gen's hook? If chipmunks in their mating ritual say,"make love? ButI hardly know you." If a gen is killed in the Ranger and nobody reads it will all the typewriter keys' taxes increase? Do park pidgeons die if gen ceases to feed them bread? I wonder if Gen ia a part of nature at all. Timothy Christoffel To the Editor: This letter is in response to Linda Rawlings-Dregne's letter regarding her experience with the Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement (CECA). Linda, you claim that CECA is a racist organization. First of all, since you misplaced your American Heritage Dictionary and your Webster is outdated, I suggest you buy a good dictionary. This could benefit you during your academic career. My New Lexicon Webster's Dictionary, which is current by the way, defines racism as " the assumption that the characteristics and the abilities of an individual are determined by race and that one race is biologically superior to another a political program or social system based on these assumptions". Based solely on this definition, you have made an inaccurate statement by calling CECA racist. You see Linda, CECA does not view students of color as being superior to whites, therefore, CECA is not a racist organization. In fact, while CECA focuses on students of color, it also provides services to all students. Yes Linda, there have been many white students that have used CECA's services. About now, I predict your thinking to yourself "why then does CECA exist?". Simply put, Linda, theansweris: it exists because there is a need. You see Linda, if we go back to the definition of racism, that one race perceives themselves as superior to another and we give this some deep thought, we can see that throughout history (well maybe we should focus on U.S. history, since I wouldn't want you too deep in thought) whites have thought of themselves as superior to people of color. Moreover, this attitude was reflected in U.S. laws. Today, welcome to the world Linda, there are still people that feel this way. Today, if we look at retention rates of college students nationally, we will see that overall whites have a fifty percent retention rate while minorities have only a twenty-four percent retention rate. Therefore Linda, while you may believe that "every student has just as much of a chance to succeed as the other...", the reality is that there is a need for services, such as CECA, that focus on helping minorities succeed. Are you getting this Linda? I'll explain it to you in a different manner. I work at the Women's Resource Center (WRQ in Racine. WRC provides services to women who are victims of domestic violence and sexual assault. Now Linda, because WRC only serves women, this does not make uss exist Why is there a program for victims of domestic violence and sexual assault for women and not for men? You see Linda, now pay attention THERE IS A NEED! By the way Linda, did you know that women also were oppressed throughout history? Perhaps, while your pursuing your academic, career at Parkside, you may want to take some history courses to expand your mind which appears to be limited in it's thinking capacity. Jacqueline Martin Dear Ranger: I would like to address the author of the article concerning the coffee shopemployees. This is only a simple request for the writer, as well as anyone else who feels they have had a less than perfect encounter at the coffee shop, to employ a bit of common courtesy themselves. Please, if you feel there is a problem between yourself and Continued on Page 6 Union Dining I at 1 pm on M due to previou All you ?oom will close r > nday, May 6 in commitment can cat Spagl will be se 4:30pn hettti ^llllw /^>gVs Women's Center Open House W Wed. May 8 MV(/ Jr\ Noon-2pm WLLC101 ^ Have you been thinking of volunteering at the center next year? Have you wondered what we're all about or what we do? Do you have any concerns or ideas to share with us? Stop by and join us at our open house!! Meet the new co-ordinators Hors d'oeuvres will be provided. May 2,1991 Spotlight Ranger, Page 5 Learning Assistance and Counseling Part IV: Overview by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor Learning Assistance and Counseling, the subject of this column for the past few weeks, is a complete service network under one roof. The arrangement and alignment of the office at UW-Parkside is unique to the University of Wisconsin system. All major personnel of the division perform prescriptive advising, in addition to the other various duties they are committed to complete. The sub-divisions of the office consist of Counseling and Testing, Learning Assistance, Student Support Services, and die Career Center. All of die aforementioned services have been examined in die recent series of features, with the exception of the Career Center, which was highlighted in an earlier edition. The Student Community Service Program, supervised by Carol Engberg, is also housed in the same area and offers valuable opportunities for students to serve in local communities. Learning Assistance and Counseling services are directed by Carol Cashen, who has aptly guided the complex of student services since its restructuring, which will be outlined shortly. The main priority of Learning Assistance and Counseling is as "a support unit for everybody," according to Cashen. The range of services are not designed to meet the needs of any specific class or category of student Nearly all students will seek assistance from the office during their collegiate careerss, and attempts to erase the image of it being a remedial service have been increasingly successful. Learning Assistance and Counseling, as we know it today, evolved during the era of Assistant Chancellor Michael Bassis, who was succeeded by Assistant Chancellor Gary Grace. During the middle of the last decade, Bassis restructured and realigned a total of thirteen services into eight new components. After the consolidation, Learning Assistance and Counseling consisted of the Career Center, Counseling and Testing, and Learning Assistance, to be joined by S tudent Support Services Director Carol Cashen Bassis also eliminated the adult student services component of the area, but to the credit erf the staff in the realigned departments, effective attempts to serve that population have been ongoing. The mix of programs is designed to provide a full range of services, and as Cashen states, "We are constantly looking at improving the quality of our service." Changes continually occur in the UW system and at Parkside, and Learning Assistance and Counseling is no exception to that requirement. Grants must constantly be rewritten to support provided programs, and sophomores may be subjected to a battery of tests in the near future. The possibility also after its birth in 1987. At that time, exists that placement tests may be replaced by ACT's or another standardized examination. Non-traditional student needs are also of increasing importance at this university. "We know that adult students have different needs," said Cashen. To accommodate those needs, all services she administers are provided during selected evening hours. Math problems are widespread, especially for women returning to the university. Adult students often haveextensive family responsibilities and are subject to different schedules. They often have different priorities that may affect their collegiate careers. After all, nontraditional students are the majority, comprising over 58% of the present student population. Our numbers are ever-increasing, we do have needs, and we will be heard. Another population whose presence is rapidly increasing is that of the disabled student Many have multiple disabilities, further complicating the matter. Middle and High Schools are now doing a credible job of mainstream ing, thereby creating additional opportunities denied the disabled student for too long. Learning Assistance and Counseling has been aided by increased faculty and administration support, and it has used experience gained over the years to develop a program using that knowledge of general student needs. In plain words, it works. According to a recent report containing pertinentstatistical data about Learning Assistance and Counseling, over 10,000 contacts are made with students each year. Only 8.4% of those contacts were the result of basics skills courses, 31.1% were in the performance of prescriptive advising, and the lion's share, a total of 60.3% of all contacts, were dedicated to other than remedial services. Only 14% of the hours expended by the office were devoted to remediation, with over 80% being non-remedial in nature. Programs such as Supplemental Instruction, ARC services, and services of the Career Center often serve high achievers and all elements of the student population. Talk about myth explosion... At least 8500 tests have been administered to approximately 5800 students during each of the past few years. GPA averages of prescriptive advisees have risen to 2.41, an increase of .36, over the past four semesters. The rate of retention into the sophomore year actually exceeds that of standard advisees. The Career Center has experienced a steadily increasing traffic flow, and usage of SIGI PLUS has dramatically grown. All of the facts and figures point to one conclusion—Learning Assistance and Counseling services have been exceedingly successful in achieving their goals. If you'd like competent, friendly service with a smile, need someone to talk to, or would like to begin planning your future or addressing other academic concerns, take advantage of the services offered by Learning Assistance and Counseling, located in the D-l level of WLLC. You have everything to gain. Period. Next Week's Spotlight: The Ranger in retrospect Ranger. Page 6 Opinion May 2,1991 New SOC officers Continued from Page 1 ganization,PaiksideAduItStudent Alliance. History Club, Club for International Affairs, Anthropology Club, Parkside International Club, and Geo-Science Club. "The newly formed advisory board will assist the SOC executive officers in keeping everyone informed and up to date on what is happening on campus." explained r Students!!! Due to the Student Scholarship Banquet held at Main Place, Sunday, May 5th, the Sunday Brunch will be held in the Union Square from 10:30 to 1:00. Thank you Ron's Place Open Mon-Sun 1 lam 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657- •, 5907 Famous For 5x5's (1/2 lb Hamburger & Fries for S3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryout Open Sun-Thurs 11 am-Midnight Fri-Sat 1 lam-2am 657-4455 (carrout and delivery only) We Now Deliver Broasted Chicken and our complete menu VISA 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 Letters to the Editor Yee. SOC meets every other Monday during the semester and is advised by Diane Welsh, Assistant DirectorofStudentLife. Any campus organization or club is welcome to send representatives to meetings. Currently there are fifty clubs participating in SOC. b <r Continued from Page 4 another party, speak to that party directly first It is uncommonly harsh to resort to your strongest weapon first in this case the printed word. Often people are not aware that they have offended. We all have our faults, but I would not want mine brought to my attention by seeing them printed in the paper. I am nots aying thaty our experience is invalid or that how you feel is unwarranted. But I do ask that you offer these women the respect any person deserves and talk to them directly. If you really want change it is better to try to create a friend than an adversary. In my experience these women are kind and efficient, but overworked. In their place I am not certain I would be able to remain calm and patient hour after hour, day after day. If they had known how strongly you felt concerning their manner, I feel honestly that they would have made an attempt to work with you. But if common courtesy lacks on both sides, what is gained? Delaine Rogers To the Editor: So far, only one individual has expressed to me an overall negative reaction toward my feelings and acusations written in last weeks Ranger, the director of CECA. Here are some quotes: "It was inapropriate to make the acusations you did." "We have a special grant that gives us the right to operate CECA.." "The money doesn't come out ofy' our' pocket."'There are other campus groups that offer things like scholarships to 'other* students." "You should come in to read our policies." "This banquet is for Parkside's students of color..." "Why didn't you just go to the Chancellor?"... I may ask to speak with the Chancellor about this after finals. Of the campus groups that offer 'other' students scholarships, find me one that offers recognition to caucasion students only, and I will write abouttheir discriminatory acts as well. Linda Rawlings-Dregne To the Editor: It's incredible what people are capable of doing when they are willing to cooperate with others and contribute theirt alents to worthwhile causes. As I'm sure most people at UW-Parkside have realized by now, a university is only as exciting as its members are willing to make it, noot nly for themselves, but for the public as well. This past week I had the opportunity to attend two of several events taking place on the UWParkside campus. Both events reconfirmed my belief in people and their unique gift to share individual ideas and tal ents with others in both educational and entertaining efforts. I'd like to begin by thanking the Communication Faculty and all of the members of the Senior Seminar class who made last Thursday's conference a huge success. Who would have thought that learning could be so much fun? Let's do it again next year! Secondly, the Theatre Department deserves a standing ovation for their incredibly entertaining and thought provoking performance of Stud Terkel's "Working." Thanks go to all who contributed to the success of this musical both onstage and off. (Can I have your autographs?) Finally, I'd like to thank all of the individuals involved in organizations on campus for contributing to UWParkside's success this past year. The campus would not have been the same without you! Greg Lebrick Letter to the Editor policy The Ranger encourages letters to the editor and will print all letters that follow Ranger editorial guidelines established by the editorial board. Letters must be signed by the writer or representative of the group submitting the letter and must contain writer's name, social security number, and phone number for verification purposes. Names of writers will be withheld at, the request of the author at the discretion of the Ranger Executive Committee based only upon legitimate reasoning. Deadline for letters is 5:00 pm on Monday before publication. Letters containing offensive, libelous material, misleading information, or culturally offensive material will not be printed at the discretion of Ranger Executive Committee. All letters must be typed and double spaced and must not exceed 350 words. In case of space restrictions, shorter letters will be given preference over longer letters. The Ranger reserves the right to p int a representative sample of letters pertaining to the same subject or viewpoint. Letters willnot be edited for spelling or grammar mistakes unless requested by the writer. Letters or opinions expressed on the editorial and opinion pages are not necessarily those of the Ranger staff. This policy is subject to change by the Ranger Executive Committee. Coming...Next Thursday May 9,1991 Union Square 12 Noon Featuring the With it Sounds of the UW-Parkside Jazz Band Free Admission! UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER S P O R T S SECTION B THURSDAY MAY 2, 1991 SECTION B .. t ? - ™ and this year's officiai :::Sp^t|pitpr Jeff I .emrnenViiimf gives his recieve. through an enchanting story* B2. More Bui! ' ' • •" ' ' . . : . . . : ' . • " • ' . . . an Divisioo I executive meeting- . : v' BlllllfcilflllISP Big innings key split lingers nearly burn Flames with seven-run seventh inning By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor When it comes to innings in baseball, it's not always the quality, but the quantity. Despite scoring in only three of the fourteen offensive innings on the road, the UW-Parkside Rangers were within a batter of sweeping the Flames of Ul-Chicago Circle. It was in game one whereth at one batter made the difference. After falling behind by a 10-1 margin, the Rangers came up with seven runs in the seventh before the Flames could control die Ranger fire and hold on for victory. Circle built their lead on the heals of seven stolen bases and thirteen base hits, seven off of Ranger starter, Kelly Zielinski. Zielinski lasted only 3 1/3 innings on the day, yielding five runs to the Flames before giving way to Jeff Konczal. The Flames went to work on Konczal, scoring three times in the fifth on three base hits, a stolen base, and a sacrifice to buildu p an 8-1 lead. The Ranger hitters weren't doing much up to that point They scored a single run in the second, but had bases loaded with nobody out and couldn't cash in any more. In the fifth, Circle starter, Dennis Trollian fanned the side as it looked like he would cruise for the victory. Especially after the Flames tacked on two more runs in the bottom of the sixth off of the third Ranger pitcher, Jason Holt Ah, but what was said about' the safety of leads in baseball? UW-Paikside'slivingproofof that statement started in the seventh with five consecutive walks issued by Jim Cenzen, who relieved Trollian after the fifth. When Cenzen did get something across the plate, Marc Thompson was there to greet it, to the tune of a tworun double. Dominic Delrose was next with a two-run single, followed by Mike Caccioppo's run scoring single. Suddenly, it was 10-8. Greg Green, representing the tying run, followed with the Ranger's fourth straight hit, putsee Rangers, B3 Rangers stop skid during busy weekend By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor When the week began, the UW-Parkside Ranger Softball team was in need of a win. In serious need of a win. Coming into the week the 11-16 Rangers were carrying a seven game losing streak and before they got their much needed wins, they had increased the streak to nine games. The Rangers played a total of six games from Wednesday to Monday and split for a 3-3 record, typical by the team's performances this season. Friday the Rangers played a doubleheadder at National Lewis College IL and dropped two. Beth Hansen gave up eight hits while the Rangers gathered seven, two by Rachel Sielaff and Sue Palubicki for three runs in the 4-3 loss. Lewis got a run i n the second, third, fourth and fifth innings to spark their win. Game two sawUW-Parkside's Jeanie Esselman give up two first inning runs on a Lewis home run which boosted Lewis past theRangers in a 5-4 game. Down 3-2 in the fifth, UWParkside came back to take a 4-3 lead on a Tara Carlson homerun. The lead did not hold however as Lewis manufactured two in the seventh to get the win. Friday the UW-Parkside Rangers faced Northeastern IL, andfinally broke the nine game losing streak with two wins of 6-4 and 5-4. Laura Stock scored twice and got three hits for the Rangers. Hansen got the win for UWParkside scattering seven hits in giving up two in the fourth and sixth. Game two saw the Rangers score three in the fifth to boost Esselman to a 5-4 win. Northeastern scored all its runs in the sixth on a base hit, a hit batsman, a triple and a single. After Saturday's games atPets Park against Loyola college woe rained out the Rangers played Sunday against UW-Whitewater and split a twin bill 6-3 and 1-4. In game one, Esselman took to the hill once again and gave up scattered five hits for the win. The Rangers capitalized on a big seventh scoring four on two base hits by Tracy Pecs and Palubicki, a walk and a fielders choice. Game two had UW-Parkside's Hansen give up three runs in the second and one in the fifth for the 4-1 loss.T he Rangers, aren ow 14- 19 on the 1991 season. Intramural Instructors needed for fall From Intramural Department and Student Health Services The intramural department and the Student Health Office are seeking students as instructors for their Aerobic programs next ML Students are needed to instruct both floor routines and water aerobics. Instructors should be available between 5:00 and 6:00 p.m. on Monday and Wednesday or tuesday and thursday. The instructors should have prior experience in aerobics. Anyone interested should contact the Student Health Office in Molinaro Hall room D115 and ask for Lorraine or call 553-2676. kaimer. Pjl'C B2 Tougher rules needed to awaken college recruits By DAVID Columnist In a meeting with the executives of the National College Athletic Association a number of Division I college basketball coaches recommended the NCAA adopt tougher penalties for athletes who are caught taking illegal payments for participating in athletics. They also recommended that athletes who are not eligible to compete under the NCAA's Proposition 48 rule be banned from taking paid recruiting visits to colleges. These are both good recommendations and should be adopted by the NCAA as soon as possible. Many athletes in high school today assume that they will participate in athletics in collegea nd eventually become a professional. Because of this they do not take their studies seriously and find themselves ineligible to compete in college athletics their freshman year under the NCAA's Proposition 48 rule. To be eligible an athlete must maintaina 2.0 grade point average. They must alsos core 700 or above on theS AT or 18 and above on the ACT. The rule is a good one because it will encourage the students to study in high school Banning those who do not meet the standard from taking paid recruiting visits will only do more to encourage them to do well in school. Most of these athletes will not become professionals and a good education will be important for them later in life. Some athletes think that they should be paid to participate in college athletics. This is illegal and when a school gets caught paying athletes it is severally punished, but thea thlete themselves are not. It is about time the athletes start assuming some of the risk when they accept illegal payments. Athletes who are caught taking illegal payments need to be banned for life from collegea thletics. College is a place to geta n education not a place to get paid to play sports. Tougher penalties are what is needed for athletes to understand they need to study before college and they are not going to get paid in college. The tougher penalties will benefit both the athletes and the schools. Jl TinaCWord... By: JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor When baseball went bankrupt... "Daddy, I know whaIt wantt o be when I grow up." "What's that, Billy?" "A professional baseballp layer!" "Oh, Billy, why would you want to do thaf? You'd be poor your whole life." "No I wouldn't, dad. I read in a magazine from school about a baseball player who made seven million dollars, just for playing one season. Look, I've got it right here." "Let's see that 'Dave Justice, the seven-million dollar man.' I remember that That must have been ten, fifteen years ago. Sure this is from May, 1996. That was two years before baseball went bankrupt'' "Bankrupt? What's that?" "Bankrupt is what you are when you have no money." "And all the players ran out of money?" "No, the people who owned the teams ran out of money. You see, back when this article was written, a lot of the players were making over four million a year. In fact I think the average majorleague salary was almost two million a year." "So, what happened?" "Well, did you know there used to be baseball on regular T. V. and on ESPN?" "Really!? Every night? "Just about The people who put those games on T.V. paid lots of money to all the teams to do that" "Enough to pay all the players, right?" "More than enough, but that was the problem. The owners started to pay the players more and Guest ArticCe Ranger racewalkers among nation's elite By Karen Pitsoulakis Guest Writer Have you ever wondered what some of the University of Wisconsin- Parkside students were doing on Innerloop Road at four o'clock in the afternoon with the temperature 30 below zero wearing oily tights, a sweatshirt and racing flats? The answer... racewalking. Racewalking is an aerobic exercise in which contact with the ground must be maintained at all times. This differentiates racewalking from running. The lead foot must touch the ground before the rear foot leaves the ground. The supporting leg must be straight when it passes under the body. Within this framework, racewalkers efficiently pump their arms in coordination with each step, producing a smooth and fluid stride. Racewalking events have been part of the Olympic Games since 1900. The distances varied in the early years, but have been set at 20 km.(12.4 mi.) and 50 km.(31.1 mi.) for men. Elite men average 6:30 per mile over the 20 km. Olympic distance, and approach 7:00 per mile over 50 km. Women average 7:00 per mile for 10 km.(6.21 ml) more, and when one player received a lot of money for playing, some of the others wouldn't play until they got as much or more than that player." "But, the article I read said players signed contracts to play for lots of years." "Well, the players still wouldn't play until they wore paid more, and the owners woe dumb enough to let that happen. It got so bad that half of the regular players wouldn't show up until the season started. The owners kept spending and spending, thinking the T.V. contracts would keep getting bigger. "They didn't, did they?" sighed Johnny. "Nope, the T.V. stations were justbreaking even on the contracts, so they wouldn' t pay more and risk losing money. When that happened, the owners were in trouble." "What did they do?" "They tried a few things. They tried charging people for each game that was televised, but that made less than the old T.V. cbntracts. They tried putting advertising on the player's uniforms, but that caused problems. What really messed things up was when they started to raise ticket prices to foot the bill. Prices got so high that only rich people could afford to go, and see Final Word, B3 Parkside's racewalking team is composed of athletes from Wisconsin, Indiana, New Jersey and New York. The team is currently ranked the number one college in the United States for racewalking at the National level for male and female junior walkers (undo* age 20). They are also ranked number one in the country fort he Open, in which anyone who meets the qualifying standard time may enter. Last year at the National Athletic Inter Collegiate Association, Parkside's team swept the top six all American places out of 19 athletes participating in the race. This year Parkside's team has the ability and potential to take the top eightplaces, the most allowed from any one school. The two distances for which Parkside's team strives are the 10km. and the 20km. Robert Cole and Tim Seaman of UWParkside have walked a six minute mile. This time is faster than most people would hope to run. UW-Parkside has produced two Olympic caliber athletes, Jim Hiring of the 1980,1984, and 1988 Olympics and Andy Kestner of the 1988 Olympics. At the helm of all of thigs success stands the coach, Mike DeWitt. He is the reason why UWParkside is at this national level. DeWitt began the program in theearly 1980's and has progressed steadily since then. He himselfis a dedicated racewalker and walks with the team every day through all types of weather, while making sure that practices are completed correctly by his athletes. Ali Dewitt of Parkside's racewalking team says, "I feel that DeWitt is a good coach, because by practicing with the team, he stays young. Some people might see him a strict coach, but that's only becauge he's interested in his team and if'something is lacking from one's racewalking, he tries to help them out." "Part of the reason why we have such a good program at Parkside, is because coach (DeWitt) trains with us and that is something special that not many people have," said racewalker Tim Seaman. UW-Parkside racewalker Rob Cole summed up DeWitt's accomplishments,"Coach (DeWitt) is one of the greatest coaches in the country, simply because his athletes have a lot of confidence in him,". Outlook on playoffs simply Bullish By JIM IVEWUVB Columnist It has been 6 years since Chicago has won an important National Championship, and it looks like we won't have to wait that long for another one. The Bulls have shown that they have a knack for knocking-off the Knicks by dominating the first two play-off games as well as destroying them during the regular season. In fact, the Bulls are looking good enough to win the conference, relatively easily. The next team into the stadium will be the 76ers. The Bulls shouldb e able to take thiss eries in four games. The 76ers aren't healthy and the Bulls are, but aside from that, the fiesty 76ers will surely get themselves into foul trouble early. After that the Bulls should see Detroit, a very unhealthy team. Detroit has gone a long way to prove that they can't do it without a healthy Isiah Thomas. Edwards and Aguirre are also suffering from chronic back problems. Then the Bulls lose home court and go on to Portland. Portland is tough, but I still have faith in the East as a tougher conference than the west Bottom line: Bulls in five over Portland. \iii\ 2. iwi R; in»e r . PulvI V I W-PARKSIDK BASEBALL BOX St (IRKS UW-Parkside at UI-Chicago Circle GAME 1 UW-PARXSIDE ab r Hoflinbedrf 3 1 Thompuen 4 1 Ddrwerf 3 1 Cioioppe3b 4 1 Greta 2b 4 0 Knothelb 3 1 Bilbc 2 1 Begerdh 2 1 Mif 2 1 UI-CMcago Circle i b r b b i Totak 278 b M 0 1 Redtc 3 111 2 2 G o n k y c 1 1 1 0 1 2 PtnUc*2b 3 0 0 0 2 1 Nearicf 3 2 3 0 2 0 Robin If 4 12 1 0 0 Kntntklb 4 1 1 2 0 1 Krappif 4 2 3 3 0 0 Asqtfm3b4 1 1 0 0 1 Mriken 10 0 1 Stjakvicdh2 1 1 1 7 8 Tot* 29 II13 9 UW-Partskk 010 000 7—8 Ul-CblogoCWe 012 232 X—II E: Knotbe, Zdimki, AjquinL DP: Circle 2 LOB: Partaide S,Gsk7.2B: Tbompton, Krktovtk, Stcjakovk. SB: PfaiHoc, Ncan(2),Rubm,Krc^,AjquinLSl^'akovk.CS:ThQtnf>ont {Mot, Neiri. SF: Kiwtiie, MaQtc, Stojakovic. UW-Partskte IP H 1 ER W K ZdimtiL 333 7 5 4 2 3 Kane* 167 3 3 3 0 0 Hit 1 3 2 2 1 0 Chicago Circle IP H R ERW K TroOianW 5 4 7 7 2 7 Smyfle 0 3 11 5 0 Knew S 1 0 0 0 0 0 UW-PARKSIDE ab r Hoffinbeckcf 3 1 IbfflnpMB m 4 0 Delnaeif 4 0 Caccioppo 3b 3 1 Green 2b 3 0 Knotbe lb Bake CougHindb Hall If Totak UW-Parkside at Ul-Chicago Circle GAME 2 UI-CMcagoCirde M ab r b b i 0 Jaobckc 4 0 0 0 3 Stjakvice 0 0 0 0 0 Ph01oi2b 3 0 0 0 0 Neacicf 2 10 0 0 Rate If 3 12 0 0 Hall lb 2 0 0 1 1 Goieckidb3 1 1 1 0 Kroppif 3 0 0 0 1 Aaqiini3b 2 0 0 0 Milken 3 0 10 b 0 2 1 2 0 2 1 1 3 1 2 2 1 0 3 0 0 27 5 8 5 Totak 25 3 WP-.HoIL HITTING Name 1 Caccioppo 2 Delrose 3 HoQenbeck Bilk Greta Knotbe Coughlin Thompson Hall lOBdpr 11 Cans 13 Others 12 Dieticb** totak HTCHING UW-PartaWe 050 000 0-5 Ul-ChkagoClrde 000 300 0-3 E: Thompson, Caccioppo, Bilk DP: Parbide 2, Qrcle 1. LOB: Pariside 4, Circle 5.2B: Thompson. UW-Parkslde IP H R ERW K FenrickW 467 4 3 2 1 6 KaiinowdaS 23 1 0 0 1 0 ChicagoClrde IP H R ERW K Host L 167 3 5 5 2 0 Cafcta 33 5 0 0 1 3 TroHiaa 2 0 0 0 0 1 WP: Fenrick (2) Season Totals: Through 04/27/91 GP IN 22 150 21 148 22 146 19 13 22 151 20 137 22 152 19 119 22 146 5 30 7 22 9 32 14 74 22 164 ABR H2B3B 62 17 24 5 0 72 12 27 6 65 21 24 9 52 10 17 3 71 16 20 4 55 15 15 3 84 15 22 9 39 10 9 3 60 6 10 1 3 1 2 0 2 0 9 1 HR an 93 8 0 11 3 3 0 7 15 15 6 15 9 9 22 6 8 0 0 3 8 BBKhbtSBSM SP 0 9 3 2 2 3 12 0 5 14 0 6 0 5 4 1 0 13 0 4 0 14 1 3 0 3 0 3 0 9 0 5 5 0 0 0 0 611 135184 45 k 2116 58 96 8 29 39 9 -AVE SLG 0387 0316 0375 0356 0369 0369 0327 0385 0282 0423 0273 0327 0262 0393 0231 0359 0167 0183 0333 0444 0250 0300 0182 0182 0300 0333 •298 0413 FTELDING e a po fld% 8 31 17 0857 4 48 0.981 2 36 0974 5 53 0 951 38 26 0985 6 71 0 306 44 20 0000 0 1 1300 26 130 0 1 0000 2 1300 3 0625 22 096 0 361383261928 NUM GGS IN WL R EXH il 2B3BHRBI KWPHB SV ESA IF BE/IN 1 Zciimki 9 8 5133 4 3 16 14 32 24 7 0 1 17 31 0 0 0 145 162 3.16 2 Holt 5 0 1033 0 1 4 3 7 7 0 0 0 8 2 0 0 1 261 45 436 3 CnnM 7 2 16.67 0 0 5 5 13 11 1 1 0 12 15 4 1 1 170 60 360 4 CUBS 5 0 633 1 1 4 2 12 10 2 0 0 3 S 0 0 0 284 33 521 5 Kmc* 10 1 2033 4 0 12 8 18 16 2 0 0 4 2 0 1 1 0 354 95 467 6 Fenrick 8 6 3167 3 3 23 19 28 20 3 3 2 16 16 8 1 0 5JJ8 138 4.10 7 Philip 5 2 1267 1 0 10 8 10 8 2 0 0 10 7 0 0 0 568 64 565 8 K4inowiki6 2 10 0 0 12 7 10 6 3 0 1 9 5 0 1 1 630 43 430 9 Lngrirf*M 1 3 0 1 7 3 4 3 0 1 0 4 0 0 0 0 930 20 667 totak 22 22 16433 1 3 9 93 6913410528 5 4 83 10113 4 3 3.78 661 462 r Castle Lanes Coor's Light Volleyball Tournament Saturday, June 1st & 2nd Call 633-1199 for more information T RAC K & F IELD Hillsdale College Relays April 26/27,1991 Unofficial Scoring 1. Kent State (OH) 146.3 2. Michigan 83 3. Bowling Green 753 4. Toledo 713 5. Saginaw Valley (MI) 57 6. Ashland (OH) 51 7. Eastern Michigan 39 8. Hillsdale 38 9. Macomb CC (MI) 28 lO.Siona Heights (MI) 23 I l.Central Michigan 18 II .Southwest Michigan 18 13.Grand Valley 11 U.UW-Parkside 8 UW-Parkside Results 5000m Run 6. Wendy Odowski 19:03 Sprint Medley Relay 8. Thayer/Chamlee/ SOFT BALI- SI MM ARILS UW-Parkside vs. National Lewis 04/24/91-Game #1 UW-Parkskle vs. National Lewis 04/24/91-Game #2 UW-PARKSIDE NatkaulLorii UW-PARKSIDE National Lewb * X k hi ib r k bi tb x k bi ab r k bi Sielaff 4 1 1 0 Norton 4 0 0 0 Sielaff 3 0 1 0 Norton 3 0 0 0 Wri|M3 0 1 0 Ron 2 2 1 0 Wright 2 1 1 0 Ruuo 3 0 1 0 Slock 3 0 1 0 Arrijo 4 2 2 2 Slock 4 2 1 0 Arrigo 3 0 0 0 Hnaen3 0 1 0 Justin I 1 1 0 HJBKB3 0 1 0 Jtto 3 2 2 2 Nubki3 0 1 0 Stanley 4 0 0 0 Hbcki3 0 2 3 Stanley 2 0 2 0 CtrkonS 2 2 2 SwatzJoff 4 0 2 1 Pta 3 0 0 0 Swartzloff 2 1 1 1 KerkmnO 0 0 0 Troflman 3 0 1 0 Cskan2 0 0 0 Bamm 2 0 I 0 Mikki3 0 0 0 Pckwood 3 0 1 0 Nwdn»3 0 0 0 Mailer 3 0 0 0 Pea 3 0 1 0 Jones 3 0 1 0 MikukkO 0 0 0 Jones 211 1 Barkdol 0 0 0 0 Pk» 1 0 0 0 Bakdoi 0 0 0 0 CarisonO 0 0 0 Totak 25 3 8 2 Totak 28 5 9 3 Miukki3 0 0 0 Totak 27 3 6 3 Tottk 23 4 8 4 UW-Parkcde 101-020-0—3 UW-Pskade 100001 0-3 National Lews 0111010—4 NALA National District 14 Softball T ournament Downing/Kunz lOOOOm Run 7. Tan Roy 3000m Run 7. Tiicia Bieu 10. Jen Zalewski 400m Relay 10. Thayer/Majerle/ Wilkens/Kiinz 1500m Run 5. Jenny Grose Kelly Watson Holly Erickson 3200m Relay 7. Ma teile/Radar/ Zalewski/Breu 400m Dash 11. Pam Downing 800m Run 7. Veronica Chamlee 9. Kim Avery Julie Radar 1600m Relay 5. Kunz/Avery/ Downing/Chamlee Watson/Majede/ Wflkens/Thayer 1:51.7 38:44 51.2 10-.26.6 11.07.9 4:49.9 5:09.2 5:32^ Loser 2; Game 7 MMM—1 wmmm mmmm 2.20.0 595 2:22.3 2:38.0 4025 4:17.7 UW-P 1 1 Game 11 I Game 9 If four tenuis rermim after game 6; Gsane Geme ^7~W Winunmeerr o off g gaammee 5 4 v vss. Wlosienrn oerf goaf mgaem 5e- 6 GGaammee 91-0W-Wmmsenre or fo gf agmame e7 8 v gv,s l.o wseinr noefr g oafm gea m8 e-9 If five teams remain after game'6:j Game jMdsbf of game 5 -vs. loser of game 6 Game 8-winner of game 4 vs, winner ofgame 6 Game 9-W inoor of game 5 vs. wirnief of game- 7 GIfa tmweo K tMeavmhnse rreomf gaaimn ea 9f tVeSr. wgainmn&er 9or gam' e 8 III | III Tournament hegttis Friday I until Saturday at Thompson's double caps five run second as Rangers split again. A lead-off single was erased when catcher, Ron Bills, tossed out continued from front page ting runners at the corners with nobody out. But, just as the safety of leads is uncertain, so is the life span of rallies. This one died on a come-backer to the mound off the bat of Kyle Knothe. The Flames turned a double-play on that ball, keeping Caccioppo at third while putting the clamps on the run away rally. One batter later, Circle had a 10-8 victory and their eyes on a double header sweep. UW-Parkside's five-run second inning said otherwise. Thompson had the big blow again, lacing a three-run double with two-out He was tossed out at heme, trying to score on a Delrose single, but the Rangers had built a 5-0 lead. Starter, Jeff Fenrick made that last until the fourth, when Circle produced three runs on just two hits, making it a 5-3 game. In the fifth, Circle challenged Jason Jarsombeck trying to steal, but the Flames still managed to get runners on first-and-third with two away. That chased Fenrick to the showers, but Ross Kalinowski came in and shut the door the rest of the way. He got Steve Hall to bounce back to the mound to end the fifth, worked a 1-2-3 sixth, and used a double-play and a fly out in the seventh after a lead-off single, to end the game. It was a good thing, because the Ranger offense, after its five run outburst, was silent the rest of the way with the last ten batters going down in order. The win evened Fenrick's record at3-3, with Kalinowski earning his first save of the year. Zielinski, the loser in game one, dropped to 4-3, and the Ranger record currently stands at 15-9. Final Word Baseball closes continued from page B2 those weren't the type who would normally go to baseball games." "So. nobody went anymore?" "Right, and empty ball parks meant empty pocket-books for the owners. Since they still had money to pay on the big contracts they were giving to the players, one-byone, teams began to fold. It started in the smaller cities, but soon, the entire league went under." "What did the players do?" "The good ones collected what money they could, then went to other countries to play. Some of the others stayed here and tried to start new leagues a couple of years later. Not a lot of people would come out to watch, though." "You mean leagues like theR yan league?" "Exactly. A few of those leagues are still around, but the players ride in busses all over, and they don't get very much money. Now, people go to soccer games and World Football League games. Everyone was fed up with greedy players and owners, so they let Major League Baseball die." "Dad, will baseball ever come back?" "Not for a while, son, not for a while." R;»n«t'i\ P;iiie K4 Athlete of the Year Nominees Women's Track & X.X. A Junior, Breu was the most consistent performer in a solid Ranger group. After finishing sixth in the NAIA District 14 XJL Championships to help pace a Ranger victory, Tricia ran to a 28th place finish at the NAIA National meet On the track, Breu continues to score big in the 3000 meters. Tim Seaman Men's Track & X.X. Only a freshman. Seaman is tearing up the race walking circuit. Tlim finished second in the Mobile TAC meet in New York in February and took 4th in Glascow. Scotland on a National level for the U.S. In March. In April, Tim broke the Junior national record in the 10K walk at the prestlgous Penn relays. Tom Agazzi-Men's Golf: Tom appeared In last week's Ranger as our Athlete of the Week,and continues tc score well for the National Qualifying Rangers. Mike Riley Men's Soccer After a strong senior season, Riley was selected to play for the West team In the annual NAIA Senior Bowl in Las Cruces, NM, and was selected 1st team Ail-American, All Area, All-District and all Mid-East. Riley, the team's captain, started all 20 games for the Rangers as their number one defender. In his career, Riley has started in 68 games for the Rangers, while only being injured in two. Diana Weitzel-WBB Mark Hemauer-WR Women's Basketball "Lady Di" averaged 17.2 points per game and 6 rebounds per game while leading the Rangers to District 14 championship game and a 14-12 record. A senior forward, Diana moved into sixth on the all-time Ranger scoring list and was named to the All-District 14 team. With several Outstanding performances. Diana earned Ranger/ IBM Athlete of the Week honors twice during the 1990-1991 campaign. Women's Volleyball Aseniormiddle hitter. Ryan captained this years Ranger volleyball squad to the District 14 championship. Ryan led the team in attack % (23.6%) and blocks/gm (1.36) and was second on the team with 2.19 kills/ game. Colleen came to the forefront in her Junior year after seeing limited playing time her freshman and sophomore years. Not only has she increased her playing time, but has proven the teams most valuble asset Men's Wrestling Mark was named first team All-District 14 after a record breaking season. Wrestling at 167 pounds, Hemauer broke the UW-P single season records for wins (52) and takedowns (224). Mark also set the career marks for takedowns with 535 and is second on the all-time win list with 145. Hemauer placed 5 th at the NCAADivision II National wrestling tournament in Fargo, ND, earning his third All- American honors. • Mike Riley-SOC • Colleen Ryan-WVB • Domonic Delorose-BB • Tammy Wright-WSB -1 Tom Agazzi-GOLF • Tricia Breu-WXX/Tr • Tim Seaman-MXX/Tr • Write-in One Vote Per Student Men's Basketball Nicknamed "Horse" for his workman-like performances, Roberson was a highlight in an otherwise dismal season for Ranger hoops. Roberson led the team in scoring (15.1), rebounding (10.7) and minutes (36.3) while starting all 27 games. Urn's 288 rebounds for the season placed him 6th on the all-time Ranger season rebounding chart His 10.7 rebounds also placed him tenth In the nation NAIA. VOTE NOW! Women's Softball AJunior first basemen/right fielder. Tammy was named the NAIA National Player of the Week for April 21-27 for her outstanding batting accomplishments. Tammy went 13 for 22 for a .591 average in 7 games. Wright was 6 for 8 on drag bunts agalnsts Nationally ranked St. Francis and D-III Coe College. Against Northeast Illinois, Wright flared a bottom of the seventh single to tie the game. the Athlete of the Year. Dominic Delrose Men's Baseball As a freshman last season, this sweet swinging lefty led the Rangers with a .426 batting average, was fourth in hits and 5th in RBI's. This season, hitting In the third position. Delrose is batting .375 with 27 hits and 15 RBI's through April 28. Though this weekends action, Delrose has only made one error in right field and is second on the team in fielding percentage. this ballot to Ranger Office by 5:00 .M.Monday, May 6th place your vote. Q Tim Roberson-MBB May 2,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 11 Gabe's Gab Bored and baked at the beach % if by : SgtGabe %"/' Kluka 'ill . ' • 1W Editor's note: Gabe's Gab was dated March 24,1991. Greetings from Wasteland! When I last wrote, I spoke of fun and sun in beautiful Dhahran. Well, as fate would have it, two hours after I wrote that article and sent it off, a SCUD landed two miles away, andkilled28 people. Ifeltlikethey had paid the price for my levity. My sympathy goes out to their families. War sucks, plain and simple. Currently, I am living in the desert in a tent 1 am doing a mission that involves guarding Iraqi POW's. We treat them well, and they pester us for cigarettes. Go figure. Initially, I was involved in a processing center. The Iraqis would come to this center, where they would be searched, showered, given a medical checkup, given new clothes, deloused, processed UW-P Master Singers to perform The Parkside Master Singers will perform in conceit at 8 pm, Monday, May 6, at Parkside in the Communication Arts Threatre. Admission will be $2 for students and senior citizens and $4 for adults. Musical selections will include the "Four Motets" of Aaron Copland, three French choruses from "The Lark," by Leonard Bernstein and "Fronstiana," by Randall Thompson, a cycle of choral settings for some of Robert Frost's most famous poems. Choral selections by Undine Smith Moore, Gustav Hoist and William Dawson will also be performed. The choral group is under the direction of James Kinchen, Jr., associate professor of music and director of choral activities at Parkside. Piano accompanists during the concert will be Pamela Barsuli of Kenosha and Valerie Pogue and Jeanne Ruelle, both of Racine. For more information, call die Music Department at 553-2457. for name, rank, and blah, blah, blah, and then sent back to the POW camp, where they live now. Most of these people hadn't been fed in weeks, and some had thrown down their weapons and walked south until they ran into Americans. One soldier said that he and his friends walked 60 miles through the desert, with no food or water, to surrender. It was a crazy war. Hopefully, we will not see the likes of this again in our lifetime, or our childrens lifetimes. The things I saw were mild in comparison to the front line soldiers. I have seen no dead, nor do I want to. You, at home, have seen more of the war than we have, as news is a mixture of rumor, Shortwave radio (BBC) and Armed Forces Network. TV's kind of hard to come by in the middle of nowhere. If you've ever thought that you woe in the middle of nowhere, and you were not in the desert, you were wrong. The weather here can best be described as dicey. One day it is hot - we've already had a 104 degree day, and the next day it is 65 degrees and cloudy. The desert's weather has no rhyme or reason to it. It is 100 degrees by noon, and 60 degrees by 7:00 pm., and sand storms kick up for no really good reason. A sand storm is an awful thing to be in. First of all, it is painful. Imagine a giant trying to sand you with a really coarse grit sand paper. S econd of al, dust gets everywhere. Unless you are hermetically sealed, you will be coughing up funny chunks of things for a few days. The worst thing about sand storms is that they usually last two days. They play tennis, and we are the net. They blow like hell from the north one day, and then blow like hell from the south the next I think this is to make sure we are completely saturated with sand. From the rumors, snake season is also right around the corner. Oh joy. We really haven't had a problem with critters, but someone did squash a scorpion by the showers. This has prompted the lot of us to start wearing combat boots out at night when nature calls. Flashlights that frantically scan the ground for anything crawling are a common sight at night Our motto is, if it crawls, slithers, or hisses, kill it, or leave it alone. Well, that's all for now, hopefully we will be back near the first of June, but that's just a rumor. Classified Staff Distinguished Service Award Deadline for the Classified Staff Distinguished Service Award nominations is May 10,1991 Criteria- Nominess should be those who: 1. are carrying or have carried exceptional work loads 2. show exceptional performance 3. are engaged in activities that enhance the individuals work site, department, and/or univerity in general 4. are engaged in activities that enhance the individual's professional skills Nomination forms and a list of eligible classified staff are available at the Union Information Center and the Library/Learning /Center Circulation Desk Accounting/Finance name scholarship recipient for 1991 The Accounting Faculty of the School of Business has selected Ann Biondi as the Spring 1991 recipient of the Becker CPA Review Scholarship. This scholarship is a full tuition scholarship for the Becker CPA. Review course, awarded on the basis of academic achievement and service to the School of Business. Ann will graduate in May and has a GP.A of 3.84. She has been Disabled cabin People with disabilities are constantly facing obstacles when attempting to vacation, but this summer a new cabin facility at the Mirror Lake State Park will allow persons with disabilities to enjoy camping. "This cabin will be exclusively for those with disabilities," said Representative Peter Barca (DKenosha). "I would like to see these types of cabins be available in a series of locations in and around the state." The site is a prime location because of its proximity to the Wisconsin Dells area. "This a great place to begin increasing the accessibility ofWisconsin'sparks and forests to the disabled, but there are many beautiful areas which need to become accessible as well," stated Barca. a member of the Accounting and Finance Club for t o years, and has served as its representative to the Student Organizations Council. In addition, she has been involved with Parkside'sSafe Spring Break and Winter Carnival. The Becker course is designed to assist students in their preparation for the national CP.A examination, offered annually May and November. site prepared Construction of the cabin is funded by the Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources and the Wisconsin chapterof the Telephone Pioneers of America, a philanthropic organization. Reservations for the cabin are being accepted for occupancy beginning] July 1,1991. The rate is $30.00per night Campers who want to use the cabin will be asked to complete a Cabin Campsite Reservation Form and forward the application to Mirror Lake State Park. An application form is available at most state park offices, district headquarters or by writing: Cabin Campsite Reservation Form Department of Natural Resources Box 7921 Madison,WI53703-7921 Phone: (608)266-2181 MONDAYS REXRIZZand the Singing Machine - THURSDAYS COLLEGE NITE $1.00 Long Island Iced Teas $3.00 Pitchers of Coors Lite $25.00 Bar Tab Giveaway NO COVER! Thanks UW-Parkside for a great Year! Meachem Rd Racine Ranger, Page 12 News May 2,1991 Graduate business program revised Press Release Revisions in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside graduate business program designed to improve the preparation of graduates for broad-based business management were announced by Beverlee Anderson, dean of the School of Business, Tuesday. Coursework leading to the masterof business degree (MBA) will provide study in all functional areas of business, preparing graduates for general management responsibilities. Courses will be offered in the evening on a regular schedule, enabling working professionals to complete an MBA in a minimum of three years. "We have made significant changes in the master's of business administration program," Anderson said. "The changes will improve the accessibility, consistency and overall quality of the graduate business degree at UW-Parkside. All revisions are consistent with curriculum standards of the American Assembly of Collegiate Schools of Business." The revisions are the result of a two-year comprehensive study by the university's business faculty with input by the Community Business Advisory Board. "Incorporating advice from local business leaders, we are confident we have a graduate business program that will provide a greater service to the business community and our student constituents," Anderson said. Program revisions include a more concentrated array of business classes in the areas of accounting, management, economics, finance, marketing and organizational behavior. The revisions provide a standardized curriculum that is in line with the broad-based nature of MBA programs at most other institutions, according to Ronald Singer, chair of accounting, finance and information systems, and chair of the MBA Committee. "The core curriculum will offer students graduate coursework in all functional areas of business and provide a rotation of courses on a regular schedule allowing the working professional realistic graduation timelines," Singer said. "We've reduced the number of electives offered, providing greater focus on competencies reflective of a generalized MBA. Fmthennore, the revisions will help insure that all students of the program have common competencies going into the core curriculum." The broad-based program consists of a core of nine courses,; (27 hours). Core courses will be offered during each academic year—four in one semester, five in the other. Elective courses win also be offered during the summer session. Graduate students will choose; two elective courses, out of the ten offered on a rotating basis. All ten electives will be offered during a two year cycle. If two classes are taken each semester, and all prerequisites are met, the program can be completed in three years. Other revisions include additional refinements in course prerequisites through undergraduate : coursework and/or competency : tests in the six functional business areas. According to Anderson, students with an undergraduate degree in business will have satisfied most prerequisites. Students currently enrolled in the business administration program will not be required to take additional credit hours and will be able to complete their degrees without interruption. Bastille Day Bastille Day is coming May 8th! Heads will roll in the name of Liberie, Egalite and Fratemite! Sponsored by the Club for International Affairs, The Parkside History Society, and L'Alliance des Amis (French Club), an attempt to create interaction between faculty and students by using historical references combined with entertainment. At noon on Wednesday the 8th, students will meet at the Union Bridge to begin their march to Main Place demanding justice and freedom! At Main Place, the ruling aristocracy, graciously impersonated by our volunteer faculty members, will provide entertainment as they are given a public trial. An auction will begin for the right to carry out their sentences. The highest bid from the audience wins with proceeds collected by our own visiting executioner. This mock re-creation of the French Revolution and ensuing Reign of Terror is an effort to relieve tension just before finals as well as allow faculty and students to enjoy a bit of comraderie as the semester ends. If you know of a professor whom you feel would enjoy volunteering as a member of the aristocracy or the revolutionaries, please feel free to contact any of the sponsoring clubs through the S.O.C. office in WLLC. Costumes welcome, but not required. Come and relive the French Revolution and bid to carry out the sentence on your favorite or maybe not so favorite professor! Adult open house Interested in going to college for either personal enrichment or to expand your career objectives? Adults interested in exploring a college education are encouraged to attend an "Adult Open House" Thursday, May 9, here at the University. The event will be held from 6:30 to 8:30pm in Union 104. The program is open to individuals who have never attended college or those who have completed some college and are interested in obtaining a degree. The program will cover financial assistance programs, full-time or part-time study option and evening or day class scheduling. Parkside staff will be available to answer questions and help with the application process. John Buenker, chair of Parkside's History department and the 1990 Wisconsin Professor of the Year, will be one of the featured presenters. He will discuss his experience with adult students and their educational needs and contributions. Alumni and current adult students also will discuss their university experiences in juggling family, work, and school obligations. A tour of the campus will also be offered. For more information, call the Admissions Office at 553-2355, Monday through Friday from 8 am to4:30 pm. Pre-registration is encouraged but not required. Inventive presentations make math a memorable moment for many . . . « • a . • « « i 4 L ! - 1 * ^ a m » k A . . . . by Mona Shannon . I l l « L . . . J . ! * . 1 * L « . . feature writer Many people believe that anyone seriously interested in math must be a serious and therefore boring person. Math Professor Thomas Fournelle could change their minds about that. He takes math seriously, but often with a sense of humor. When he was asked to participate in a program at The Prairie School in Racine, he arrived on stage in the persona of Professor Bubble. Wearing a lab coat and rubber gloves, he carried a bottle of glycerine, which he uses for making bubbles. He told the audience it was the most volatile substance on earth —one slip and the whole building would be destroyed. He then tripped and fell, screaming into the wireless mike. After explaining that it was only a joke, he blew huge bubbles and explained that the bubbles try to close but can' t because of the air inside. That is why they form a sphere. To demonstrate, he made all the Prairie School math teachers line up on stage, then he put a rope around them and pulled it tight forcing them into a circle. To the delight of the students, he left the teachers tied up. Fournelle uses humor in his classes at Parkside, but only when it helps to make things clearer for the students. He says the most important thing about teaching mathematics is to explain so that the students can understand it This often requires repeating something several times, until the students grasp it Humor helps hold the student's attention. Fournelle is doing research in group theory. His research involves looking for very basic explanations for complex phenomena. He finds this carries over into the classroom, and he tries to find new and simple ways to explain math to his students. He starts each year fresh; he doesn't use the same notes from year to year. In fact, he usually doesn't use notes at all Fomelle's students like his classes. Initially, they will say that his classes are easier, but on second thought, they will realize that they work very hard in his classes. Then comes the recognition that his classes only seem easier because he explains things very clearly. It is important to Fournelle that students understand math so that they can make an informed decision about whether it will be a part of their lives. "These classes are keys thatopen doors for people. The idea is to make those keys accessible to the students. When they are done with the class, I say here is this key." It is the student's decision whether or not to use the key. "If they are not interested in math and they understand it, fine. If they're not interested in it just because they can't do it, then they are not really making a free choice. I want to give them an opportunity to make a free choice." Math is not Fournelle's only interest. He enjoys playing the blues and early rock-and-roll on his neon green electric guitar. As a graduate student, he wrote a song about the math department with one verse for each member of the department He says he hasn't done that at Parkside. Last year he participated in the silent auction held to raise money for science scholarships. He proffered his winning bid in a performance of 'The Cheesecake Blues." Of course, he was bidding on a cheesecake. May 2,1991 News Ranger, Page 13 PSGA "Outstanding Delegation of the Year" Latesha N. Jude egation who shows leadershipa nd News Writer The Parkside S tuden t Government Association was named the "Outstanding Delegation of the Year" during the monthly meeting of the United Council in April "The PSGA delegation went above and beyond the normal call of duty in participating in activities of the UC," Brenda Leahy, current president of UC, said. "UWParkside involvement was exceptional this year." Members of PSGA honored were former Vice-President Chris Daniel-Directors' Committee, Legislative Chair and Senator of PSG A-Tobin Lindbolm, and Senator George Olson for Legislative Affairs Committee, Senators of PSGA- Latesha N. Jude and Thad Jensen for President's Committee, Senators Jill Jensen and ChairR ika Morishita for Women's Affairs Committee. The honor recognizes the delextraordinary contributions for work with UC. These are some members of the delegation who had nearly perfect attendance throughout the year. The group was also commended for their participation i n the United States Student Association Conference held in Washington D.C. in March. UW-Parkside students attending were Eric Bovee, Daniel, Jude, Linbolm, and Morishita. At this conference, students from throughout the country discussed the Reauthorization Act, which affects p roper loan-grant balance, special services, adequate policy and information dissemination on student aid, needs of middleincome students, elimination of student aid fees, and elimination of linkage of extraneous requirements to student aid. Simplification of the application processes, college work-study improvements, elimination of delayed disbursement of student loans, penalities for the working students, and others. The delegates also lobbied the issues to numerous congressmen and senators while attending the conference. In addition, Daniel was named as the "Outstanding Committee Member in the Director's Committee." He was cited for his extensive work «i UC issues. UC is the voice of the students within the University of Wisconsin System. Each month, schools send delegations to discuss activities of their campus and issues regarding the UW System before the State Legislature. Meetings rotate to a different campus each month. UW System schools are also encouraged to send a minimum of seven delegates to each meeting. Delegates are usually chaipersons of such committees as Academic Affairs, Directors, Legislative Affairs, Minority Actions, Presidents, Shared Governance, and Women's Affairs. Workshop set for renters The Office ofResidence Life wiD be sponsoring a Fair Housing Workshop on May 10th at 12noon in Rm.207of the Uni ver-; sity Union. The workshop will feature Ema Bosemonte of the Racine Fair Housing Program. Issues to be discussed include how to protect yourself from housing discrimination, what to do if you think you have been discriminated against, and legal obligations of the tenant and landlord, i The workshop will be of par- | ticular benefit to the first-time renter, many who experience discrimination and/or landlord-tenant conflicts. Most discrimination and landlord-tenant conflicts are the result of tenants not knowing the legal rights and responsibilities of both themselves and the landlards. Ifa lease has already been signed, renters will benefit from the workshop by le arning their legal rights and responsibilities entailed. For further information regarding the Fair Housing Workshop or rental units in the Kenosha and Racine areas, contact Steve Wallner, Assistant Director of Residence Life at the UWParkside Housing Office (553- 2320). Walter named president of United Council Latesha N. Jude News Writer Lance Walter, former Legislative Affairs director for United Council (UC), was named president of UC during the organization's April meeting held at the University of Wisconsin- Marathon in Wausau. Walter, of St. Paul, Minnesota, defeated David Jacobs of UW-Green Bay and Tim Roelling from Superior. Walter's appointment is effective May 1 and runs through the 1991-1992 academic year. He intends to make his term productive by working closely with students and state government bodies.'! plan to unify students and direct our energies toward a more directed lobby effort at the Legislature and the Board ofRegents," Walter said. "The reason people elect a president for UC is because they need a person with the experience to get things done. They want a person who must work for results." UC, formed in 1960, is the state association for students in the UW System and is one oft he largest student research and lobbying groups in the nation. Walter, a 1989 Marketing graduate of UW-Eau Claire has been involved with UC since 1990, when he was named legislative affairs director. In 1988, he was elected vice president of the organization. During his involvement with UC, Walter has been involved with several legislative bills. He worked on the passage of Act 98, a bill allowing 20 year-olds to rent motel rooms. He also was involved with the passing of Wisconsin ACT 177, formerly called AB 431. This bill mandates that the UW System provide information and statistics on the number of sexual assaults and harassments thattookplaceon campus, as well as information about what to do if you are assaulted and harrassed, such as where to go. Most importantly, the bill provides a definition of sexual assault The bill has to be distributed in written and oral form during all Freshmen Orientations and it has to be given out to all students and faculty every year. "Lance should do a wondeful job," Brenda Leahy, out-going UC president said. "He has experience working with UC and will be able to get things done since he is famflar with the systems. He also has a good reputation for working with students and that will be a great asset for the work UC needs to do in the upcoming year." HEALTHY BENEFITS FOR HEALTH CAREMBAS. Enjoy excellent salary and benefits working with a worldwide health care system. Discover an environment where the needs of the patient-not costs of treatment-come first. Experience the rewards of being a commissioned Air Force officer, plus advanced education, medical/dental care, 30 days vacation with pay each year and much more. Call USAF HEALTH PROFESSIONS COLLECT (414) 291-9475 Cast le Lanes 633-1199 Meal Plan Participants Bulk Food Purchases are Available for Students with Excess Meal Cards Call 553-2601 for more info: • 5 Lighted Courts • Club Jesters Beach Bar • Wooden Viewing Deck • End of Season Beach Party Sink your toes in over 800 tons of beach sand at Racines only Beach Volleyball facility. CoEd, Mens, Ladies and junior leagues now forming. Sign Up Now for a Summer of fun under the sunt Cast le Lanes 633-1 199 .J Ranger, Page 14 Feature May 2,1991 IBM Volunteer of the Week Reoben Pohna is a sophomore ig in Psychology and So- In January of 1990, Reuben enrolled in the Student Community Service Program and began volunteering in the Kenosha area. He helped an olds Hispanic person improve her English skills and he worked with de velopmentally disabled clients in a workshop setting. Reuben's most current placement, and most rewarding, is being a friend to a boy from a single parent home through the Kinship organization. He was matched with Tommy last November and has become his good friend. They spent approximately three hours a week together except during spring break,^when they metdaily to build a model car for a scouting project Diane Solberg, Kinship Director, is quite satisfied with Reuben's performance. She stated, "I am very pleased with Reuben's involvement in Kinship. He is doing a fine job." Reuben h as volunteered a total of 115 hours. Far out days Reuben Polina Kenosha's Newest & Ho ttest Bar & Res taurant Catering to the College Crowd Remember the Beach Party zvith the Surf Boys celebrate the end of the school year Prizes! - Giveaways! May 16th Attend a special benefit party for Nadine Rittaca Reindel who is in need of a bone marrow transplant $3.00 donation Live Entertainment from 2 bands! May 5 from 2:00 - 6:00 free beer and raffle! 302 - 58th Street Kenosha, Wl (414) 652-0505 by Moss When I was in 2nd grade, my family and I movedt o al ittle town in the Rockies. I started in the middle of the year at a new school I was from the city and I had a lot to learn about the country. I was in a place where the hip things in life were pick-up trucks, horses, rodeos, guns, and of course, cowboy hats. I was not used to this style of life. But little did I know that I was going to learn quickly. First days at new schools are always freaky. You never know what will happen and th e strange things always seem to take control And if you've moved around you know what I'm talking about, and believe me, you never get used to going to a new school for the first day. But, (compared to other first days of my past) my first day went relatively fine. I decided who I wanted to hang out with and who I wanted to find out more about. I found out who was the tough guy to stay away from and I found out what teachers were pushovers. (The tough kid, by the way, was a bully who really belonged in 4th grade. He was said to be tough because he broke the teacher'se raser in half. I told everybody that it didn't take any strength whatsoever to break an eraser. Well, the word spread around that the new kid thought that he was the toughest guy in school so the big hulking flunky greeted me the next morning with h is fist, landing a solid punch in my face. So I beat the crap out of him and neither he, nor anybody else, ever gave me a hard time at that school (So the second day didn't go over so well with the administration, but let's back up again to the first day.) I was feeling confident that I had made a good first impression as I stepped onto the bus slotted to take me home. (Little did I know that the next day's fight was already being plannedatthatmoment. And I soon learned how f ast information can be passed around In the most twisted and warped ways possible.) I felt good and somewhat comfortable around my n ew surroundings. I was quickly adjusting to the new accent that I heard twang from everyone's mouth. My new residence was a mere five miles from school and my ride was almost over. The school bus was quickly approaching my house, but the driver did not slow down. I began to sweat a little. The driver had forgotten about me. "This is my stop!" I stated. The bus kept hauling down the road. "Stop! I live here!" I began wondering if the driver was going to kidnap all the kids on the bus and bury them alive in the coal mine down the road. Whoosh! The bus whizzed past my house. My life was fleeting before my eyes, and I was too young tod ie. Butnoother kids were panicking and they seemed to ignore my distress. "Stop! Please! Stop! I live back there!" I shouted. There was no response. I wonderedi f I was to ever see my dirt bike again (my only prized possession). My thoughts raced. What was I to do? Should I sneak forward and clobber the driver with my books to stop the bus? Should I just ride the thing out? No way. I was getting off, there were no two ways about it I remembered where I was, in the country, in the mountains. I was no longer in the city. Things were different here and something clicked in my brain. A door opened to a little room in my brain. I remembered what life was all about here, like pick-up trucks, horses, rodeos, guns, and of course, cowboy hats. "Whoa!" I commanded and fell forward in my seat as the bus screeched to a halt Everyone's eyes were upon me. I hads uddenly broken through the barrier. I hopped off die bus and walked the half mile the driver had overshot Anytime life is going too fast or that things are out of control and someone is pushing you over the edge; do what I do. Pull the reins and shout ina deep voice", Whoa!" Community Service Announcements HELP PREVENT HEART ATTACKS AND STROKES. Become a Blood Pressure Screener-Technician for St Mary's Health Care Charitable Foundation. Volunteer monthly or more. Training May 14,16and21 from 6 00-9:00 PM. Must attend all three sessions. See Carol in the Career Center or call Julie Dickert - 636-4363. BE A FRIEND OF THE DISABLED. Female student interested in gaining experience working with disabled may consider this request 32 year old woman needs companion/ friend to visit by telephone and in person. DD client works in community, loves people, enjoys shopping, riding bicycles, and going to movies. See two times monthly and visit weekly. Ask Carol Engberg for more information. Call 553-2011. DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SHELTERS NEED YOUR HELP. Kenosha and Racine area agencies use volunteers to answer crisis lines, escort women to court and housing search, and provide structured activities for children. Day or night placements available. Training available. See Carol in Career Center or call Beverly - 652-1846 in Kenosha or Amanda - 633-3274 Racine. SERVE AS GUARDIAN TO INCOMPETENT PERSON. Kenosha and Racine agencies will train you to make decisions on behalf of an elderly, mentally ill or a developmentally disabled person. Volunteer must be mature, dependable, and committed to helping someone. This position is very important, rewarding, and has flexible hours. Call volunteer office - 553-2011. For more information, contact Carol in the Career Center between 8:00- 12:00 or call 553-2011. May 2,1991 Entertainment Ranger, Page 15; > 1 he Week at Parkside UW-Parkside's Jazz Ensemble to perform SATURDAY. MAY 4 •' • . •' , . . ' : . " ; • , .. . . : • •: ; v. • • • • V ' , ! • • ' . • • '• ' ' '• : CAB-H&, ' - .. , MUSIC: Parkside Jazz Hasetnble, CART Theatre, & prtu f j illlllisHllllllI • - •. • 3, neoa, fg| I : : • : , " • : ' ' iWPON:CONCRRT-SKRiESj'--'Facu]ty Artist Ned/a SUNDAY, MAY 12 THE END {MAY 17 & IS) MAY- 17; musical eftiertainniejtit by Ghost Dance and Java MAY 18; entertainment will be provided by Werfd Order and Exotic $4 per day or $6 fore weekend pass. All defects will be 55 at thedoor. FAIR HOUSING WORKSHOP •Learn to protect yourself from rental discrimination. •Learn what to do if you think you have been discriminated against. •Learn the legal rights of Tenants and Landlords. MAY 10. 1991 12noon-lPM UNION Rm. 207 Sponsored by: Racine fair Housing Progra# & UW-P arkside Housing. compiled by Dawn Mafland Entertainment Editor The Parkside Jazz Ensemble will perform at 8 pm, Tuesday, May 7, in the Communication Arts Theatre. Accompanying the ensemble will be Frank Man tooth, pianist, composer and arranger. Admission for the concert is $2 for senior citizens/students and $5 for the general public. Man tooth, of Oak Park, IL, released his first album "Suite Tooth" in 1990. The album met with critical acclaim and Grammy nominations in three categories. Mantooth's recently released second album "Persevere" features jazz artists Clark Terry and Pete Cristlieb. He also just finished a one-year residency as interim director of Jazz Studies at DePaul University in Chicago. Recent writing commissions are from "Doc" Severinsen and drummer/bandleader Louie Bellson. The Parkside Jazz Ensemble will perform a plethora of selections including "Blues for Youse," "Dead Ringer," both by Mike Steinel; "Quality Time,"by Charles Gray; "Out on a Whim," by Mike Tomaro; and "Cut to Paste," by Doug Beach. Mantooth's selections to be performed will include "White Pontiac," "Young and Foolish,"; "Slow Darrein'" and "Soon It's Going to Rain." All year long, the Jazz Ensemble has been performing excellent concerts at Pakside. Thisisthe last one of the year, so don't miss this opportunity to hear a talented' bunch of performers. The Parkside Jazz Ensemble is directed by Timothy Bell, associate professor of music. For more details about the concert or the music program, contact the Music Department at 553-2457. Horn soloist to play with UW-P Wind Ensemble Press Release Horn soloist David Babock will join the Parkside Wind Ensemble for a joint concert with the University of Wisconsin Parkside Community Band on Thursday, May 9, in the Communication Arts Theater. The concert is scheduled at 8 pm. General admission is $4.00. students, faculty, staff, and senior admission is $2.00. David Babcock will perform W.A. Mozart's 3rd Horn Concerto in Eb, K.447 with the Parkside Wind Ensemble. Since 1972, Mr. Babcock has served as Associate Principal Horn of Die Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra, and he also performs as Principal Horn of Chicago's Grant Park Symphony Orchestra. Previously, Mr. Babcock was Associate Principal Hom of the Chicago Symphony Orchestra, Principal Horn of the Oregon Symphony, and Principal Horn of the New Orleans Symphony Orchestra. Die Parkside Wind Ensemble will also perform Allerseelen (All Souls Day) by Richard Strauss and Danses Sacred and Profane by California composer, William Hill. The UW-Parkside Community Band will perform Savannah River, Holiday by Ron Nelson, Armenian Dances by Aram Khachaturian and two Symphonic Songs by Robert Russell Bennett. The two ensembles will combine for a finale that includes Mars, BringerofWarfrom the Planets by Gustav Hoist, and Marc he Militaire Francaise by Camille Saint-Saens. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 27 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Doctors of Color Program at UW-P Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger . . •' - - —i_————a——•a———Bfc Kenosha, Wtonsin Volume 19, bane 27 Thursday, April 25,1991 Doctors of Color Program at UW-P Latesha N. Jude est high school studentsi n various News Writer health professions is being offered A program designed to inter- at UW-Parkside. MtMM ' §1 lllll 1 v * fpife "M' m ; gjgggiSli: nWtiSfcNMVS;- >~ v •5vW• \ ^>N-"- ^ * if ' ' ^ 3 :: . J , - JjriBBBffl liliiiiftp?*''' -v-, iiiil • • : : v : • • ' . ••• •' • : . . ' • .• DOC participant responds to program Vending machines vandalized during theft attempts; students asked to help stop the problem Dan Chiappetta News Editor UW- Parkside's Canteen Vending Machines have been seriously damaged in the past couple weeks. According to Bill Niebuhr, UW-Parkside Director of Student Union, he believes that the vandalism has been done by non UWParkside students, and would appreciate if the student body can keep an eye open on "folks around the vending machines." According to the Campus Police Reports, a vending company employee reported a snack machine lock was damaged in an unauthorized attempt to open a machine in UW-Parkside Union. Another incident occurred in which a vending company employee reported some machines had been purposedly damaged, again taking place in die Union. It was believed to have been done to extract products without inserting payment. According to Dave Dubak, Regional Director for Canteen Corporation, the damage has been estimated at $2,500. "Six machines have had solutions(water and salt) dumped into the dollar bill accept mechanism. The first two might not be repairable," said Dubak. "A new mechanism costs $400.00." Dubak believes that the vandalizers are trying to short out the machines so free products or money could be extracted. "It's not working." Doctors of Color Program (DOC), now in its second year, is under the direction of Dr. Anna Maria Williams, Professor Emeritus of Biological Sciences. Last week, three area high school students, Derrick Mitchell and Joel Jackson from Bradford High School along with Brandie Folsom from Park High School, participated in a one-day workshop. Students participating in these workshops must have at least freshmen status, a grade point average of 2.5, and an interest in the medical field. "More people should do this program," said Folsom at the end of the day. The students' schedule consisted of tours of the Family Practice Clinic and the UW-Parkside Nursing Lab. Students also viewed the film "Science and Art in the Name of Healing." "The film was educational," Jackson said. The students also saw a cat dissection. Continued on Page 6 Pi Sigma Epsilon earns national honors, improves rank from 48th to 18th Dan Chiappetta News Editor UW-Parkside Pi Sigma Epsilon received two national honors on April 11-14 in Anahiem, California, during the annual National Marketing Fraternity Convention. Over 67 university chapters were represented at this national convention in which the 700 attendants metand exchanged ideas, were presented with career workshops, career fairs, seminars, and were involved in the national compettion between each chapter. "Last year we began with four members. Now we have forty-eightnationally recognized lifetime members," said Janice Word, who was recently elected PSE president Last year PSE ranked 48th in ; nation, compared to this year, in which they ended in 18th. "Our goal was to be in theto p 20, which was met" said Word. Because of this, PSE received the President award, which goes to the most improved chapter in the nation. PSE was also acknowledged with the Chapter Achievement award, according to the Chapter Efficiency Index, which accumulates on a point factor of how active your chapter is in the community and campus. PSE received 980 points last year, and this year, they finished up with 9,505points. This wasUW-Parkside's chapter's most active year in history since they were formed in 1974. Attending the national convention were Mike Abram, Wendy Continued on Page 16 Inside. Devil's Advocate. Spotlight... VoLofWeekw, This Week—». Ranger. Page 2 Editorial April 25,1991 Letters to the Editor From the desk of the Editor Periodically, throughout the school year, we have published editorials from other school newspapers that would be of interest to students on campus. The following piece was written byAimeeLynnePiotrows/d, editor-in-chiefofThe Royal Purple, and it appeared in the April 17 issue of the UW-Whitewater newspaper. It has come to my attention that, lately, lots of you have been reading the Royal Purple's editorial page. And lots of you have been writing letters to the editor in response. It's great to know that so many ofy ou are reading the RP and are interestedt o see how your peers feel about certain issues. It's also interesting for us to know how you feel about those same issues. But, along with the excitement and enthusiasm, something more serious has begun to happen. Some controversial groups, issues and fads have been defended, and condemned, in the context of the editorial page. Understandably, some people may have been offended, or angered, by some articles. But we all have to remember the purpose of editorial expression. The editorial page is a forum for thought and opinion; the part of the paper which allows staff members and readers to speak their minds on whatever they choose. None of those opinions are ever completely right, or completely wrong. Some readers, though, seem to feel that their opinions are the only opinions: that has never been and probably never will be, the case. Throughout the history of this country, people have been expressing themselves: the Constitution gave them the right of free speech. As far as I know, that right is what keeps the country free and prosperous. The United States gives all Americans rights which many people don't agree with. We're allowed to express political beliefs by burning the American flag, die symbol of our nation. We're allowed to carry handguns. Women are granted the right loan abortion. Granted, many people do not agree with those rights. They make themselves known through protests, demonstrations, strikes, and mailings. How would we feel if those rights were taken away? Who would like to live in the U.S.SJL, where Mikhail Gorbachev is currently working to ban protests and strikes? No one on this campus should feel fear when they want to express their opinions. We should have the right to express any opinions, no matter bow controversial That's what the individuals on this staff have been doing in their editorial pieces this semester expressing their opinions. They've taken big chances, sometimes, and angered a lot of people with their beliefs. They've also received letters of agreement Let's respect their courage in expressing their opinions, even if we do not always agree. A little bit of conrtoversy is better than al ot of lonely silence. Aslsaid before,I'mglad to see that people are reading the editorial page. Keep the letters coming. Everyone is free to express themselves here on page four, no matter what the topic. The Royal Purple will always welcome a response. To the Editor: Common courtesy seems to be more of the exception rather than the rule in contemporary society. And unfortunately, the lack of congeniality seems to be mushrooming out of at least one specific area on our own Parkside campus. The Coffee Shoppe of lower Main Place is enveloped in a cloud of doom thanks to the unfriendly and unpleasant dispositions of the Coffee Shoppe staff. On more than one occasion I have asked the costo f an unpriced item, i.e. an apple turnovero nly to find out there is a discrepancy between employees when I get to the cash register. No one seems to know what anything costs! Of course, they end up charging the higher of the two quoted prices. After speaking with numerous students who eat at the Coffee Shoppe on a regular basis, we cannot figure out why you must pay for potato chips if you want fries with a ham and cheese sandwich. Certainly I see no problem in paying for the difference between the fries and chips, but to pay $2.29 for the sandwich and chips (that you don't even get) plus $.94 for the fries is ridiculous. It generally seems to me and to others I have questioned that the attitude of the staff borders on rude. It is not unusual to stand at the counter for several unnecessary minutes waiting for service while the employee is completely aware of the customer, but busies herself in the back. However, I have noted that members of the campus administration need not wait longer than a split-second to receive speedy service with a smile. With the end of the semester crunch approaching, who needs to listen to more griping, right? The problem is that without voicing complaints, the status quo reigns. Students should be treated with as much respect as the faculty and administration in all facets of cam- Continued on Page 4 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Subscription rate for one year is $5.00. Please address aR correspondence to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper Post Office Box 2000 900 Wood Road Kenosha, Wl 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414) 553-2287 Business Office (414)553-2295 News Editor Danieie Chiappetta Entertainment Editor Dawn Mailand Feature Editor Gwenevere Heller Sports Editor Jeff Lemmermann Asst. Sports Editor Theodore Mclntyre Copy Editor Tod McCarthy Layout Editor Scott Singer Asst. Layout Editor SaraKahl Advisors Stuart Rubner an Nowak Editor-in-Chief Craig A. Simpkins Business Manager Kenneth J. Schuh Asst. Business Manager Annamaria Sexton Advertising Manager Terri Lyn Fortney Classified Ad Manager James Chomko Distribution Manager Ronald Hansen Circulation Manager Elizabeth Spalla Photo Editor Sunni Beeck Photographers Todd Goers Kurt Geilfuss Cartoonists Paul Berge Paul R. Grundberg Glen Kelly General Staff: Mo® Donald Andrewski, Len Anhold, Chris Darnel, Chris Deguire, David 3°herty, Debra Halverson, Emily Heller, latesha Jude, Gabe Kluka, Susan Luepkes, Sarah Minasian, Mike McKowen, Jim Newcomb, Mona Shannon, Kimberly Tenerelli, Chris Toliver, David Wick. Executive Commitee: Dan Chiappetta, Dawn Mailand, Tod McCarthy, Ted Mclntyre, Ken Schuh, Craig Simpkins, Scott Singer. ; April 25,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 The Devil's Advocate Gun control means hitting what you aim at! by Donald R. Andrewski Gun control means different things to different people. Tome, gun control is being able to hit what lam aiming at To others, it is the panacea to virtually eradicate all crime from the face of the earth. In reality, gun control is a politically charged issue manipulated by politicians in order to ensure their continued employment Since the issueof gun conrol is so extensive, entire volumes of statistics would not be sufficient to do the issue any justice. We must therefore approach this issue on the basis of logic. Let us first address the issue of the term "handgun". Considering that the majority of politicians are lawyers who have built their reputations by winning cases on the basis of semantical and grammarical errors, itis incomprehensible to me that they would settle for the vague and ambiguous term such as "handgun". In order to understand what the politicians mean by the word, let us examine its origin. According to the Gun Control Act of 1968, a "handgun" is described as "any firearm that is designed OR CAN BE REDESIGNED so that it may be fired with the use of one hand" (emphasis mine). Thus, any firearm is a handgun because it "can be redesigned" into a hand held weapon. Fbrget the fancy rhetoric that politicians only want to confiscate "handguns", the semantical buzz word they use to describe pistols and revolvers. When lawyer/politicians begin using vague terminology, it is time to question their motives. Another equally stupid idea is the concept of the "Saturday Night Special." This is the image most imagined what the bastard term "handgun" is used. These weapons are allegedly cheap and easily concealable. In all actuality, most of the pistols and revolvers erroneously described as Saturday Night Specials will more than likely cost in thehundredsof dollars. Somuch for "cheap" guns. The latest target for the gun grabbers is now known as "semiautomatic weapons". The name suggests a more sinister characteristic of these guns than really exist The term "semi-automatic" tells us that the weapon is designed to reload itself. Nothing more, nothing less. The fact of the matter is that "automatic" pistols are themselves self-loading, as are some hunting rifles that have been used for decades. New York City has some of the strictest laws against gun ownership. They also have one of the highest crime and murder rates in the world. While some liberal gungrabbing geographiles are quick to point out that neighboring states have more lenient laws on gun ownwership and that guns "can then flood across the borders," they should do their homework. The United States has far greater borders than does New York City, and these borders are even more difficult to control. The DEA can only stop one planeload of drugs out of a hundred from illegally entering the U.S. How do they plan to stop gun-running when that becomes more profitable than drugs, a. situation likely to develop if law abiding citizens are forced to surrender their firearms? Gun control, as we know it, will not stop or even measurably slow down the number of crimes committed with guns. More laws against guns will not stop criminal use of those guns. The recent actum by the City of Milwaukee and the Wisconsin State Legislature are merely designed to pacify their constituencies who are growing more frustrated at the government's inept attempt to stop the growing crime epidemic. Mere laws won't stop crime. Were this the case, there wouldb e no criminals. As in the drug industry, these gangsters already have broken countless laws, from illicit drug trafficking to murder. And we are to expect that with the enactment of a mere law, they will all come forth like dutiful citizens and surrender their hardware? HA! While we're talking about it, let's look at the weapons used by gangs. Fully automatic weapons and a myriad of ordanance, from hand grenades to cluster bombs, comprise gang arsenals. It must be pointed out that these materials are unavailable to the average citizen. When lawyer/politicians speak of gun control, they really mean crime control. They should realize that they cannot put out a fire by spraying water on the smoke. They would be well advised to remember the words of the late J. Edgar Hoover who stated "Crime control does not begin in the electric chair. It begins in the high chair!" Parkside Student Government Association Be prepared for finals by Lika Maria Morishita As exam week is coming up, we are psyching ourselves up to take our finals and to be the most prepared as possible. In order to service our students with extra time and a quiet place to study, PSGA has arranged for some extra library hours for six nights. The hours will be Wed.& Thurs. May 8 & 9,7:45am-2:00am; Sun. May 12 noon-2:00am; Mon., Tues., & Wed., May 13.14.&15 7:45am-2:00am as discussed on the front page of last week's Ranger. The expense of $350.00 is needed to pay for these extra hours of the library. Vice-Chancellor John Stockwell is going to gett he funds to pay for this. He is to be commended for his appreciation of the student's need for extra time anda convenient place to study. There seems to be a problem with Campus Police about security reasons with the added hours of the library. They claim that it costs them extra money to pay the security, but they just need the night person to help lock up. There usually is someone making a building check periodically anyway. I believe that it will not be a problem with our campus police. It will just be a change in schedule. Another thing to be worked on by PSGA is the fact that Chief Ostrowski would like to cut the building hours. The proposed schedule is Sun.-Thurs. until 11:30pm, and Fri. & Sat. until 5:00pm. Though this may not be too much of a problem for the most part, the hours are severely cut from the present hours. Also, on Fridays and Saturdays, if one wants to study during this time that the hours are short, tough luck. Well, if anyone has any questions, comments, or suggestions, come down to the PSGA office, and anyone will be more than happy to listen to you. We make sure your voice is heard! Hey, good luck on finals and I hope you take advantage of those extra library hours. I sure hope to! Senate meeting minutes APRIL 19,1991 ROLL CALL Senators: Jude(E), Bovee, Simpkins(L), Finch, Horner, Lindblom(L), Olson, Yee(L), Sikora, T.Jensen, Daniel(E), Minasian, E Jensen. Guests: Connie Desotell, Lika Morishita, Steve McLaughlin, Dan Chiappetta. Justices: Frank Martinelli, Michelle Lindgren. Executive Branch: Ken Schuh, Walley Wargolet, Maggie Frymire. Motion Bovee/Lindblom 4/19/91 :1 To approve the minutes of the previous meeting. Motion TJensen/Sikora4/19/91:2 To ammend the minutes of 4/12/ 91, Motion :5; meeting was adjourned by chair when quorum left Motion :2 Passes 10-0-0 Motion :1 Passes 9-0-1 Report of the President (Schuh) Chancellor sent a memo discussing a proposal from the Students' Scientific-Creative Association of the Georgian Technical University (equivalent of Student Government Association) that she recie ved while in the Soviet Union. The proposal discusses a student-to-student exchange program. Need a list of the PSGA members who are interested in attending the Student Awards Banquet on May 4th. Thank those whoa ttended the SOC benefit dance. There will be a Faculty/Senate meeting on Tuesday, April 23, at 3:30pm. in Molinaro D-137. Report of the Vice-President (Wargolet) Point of order - no senator is allowed to speak more than ten minutes at a timea, nd not on the same subject twice in the same meeting. Chief Ostrowski is proposing to change the building hours to 11:30pm Sunday through Thursday, and 5:00pm on Friday and Saturday. Vice-Chancellor Stockwell agreed to find a way to fund additional library hours since student fees cannot be used to support state funded areas. Report of Pro-Tempore (Bovee) Need a listing from each Senator the standing committee they are on. United Council members will be coming toU.W.Parksidenextweek on Friday. Report of Legislative Affairs (Lindblom) Written report Report of SUFAC (T Jensen) There are three positions open for this committee: Modem Lindblom/Sikora 4/19/91 :3 To approve Bill Horner, Thad Jensen, and George Yee as new members of SUFAC Committee. Passes 10-0-0. Report of United Council Academic Affairs - written President's - written Women's Affairs - written Meetings for the following week: Women's Affairs: Tuesday, April 23, at 2:30pm in Molinaro 116. Legislative Affairs: Tuesday, April 23, at 12:30pm in PSGA office. PUAB: Monday, April 22, at 12:00pm in Union 207. Motion Lindblom/Yee 4/19/91:4 To adjourn the meeting. Passes 10-0-0. Adjourned at 12:40pm. Letters to the Editor Continued from Page 2 pus life, including the Coffee Shoppe. Gwen Heller To the editor: I'd like to thank and congratulate the Paikside International Club, the French Club, and the Club for International Affairs for the very unique and interesting event that they organized and ran last Wednesday, April 17. International Day was the culmination of much hard work by these students, who were enhancing the Parkside atmosphere even before the event, with their wonderful banners and posters created to announce the multi-cultural fair. There were many comments referring to the banners as "the most beautiful we've ever had at Paikside." They were designed by Samadhi Kaninaratne (Sam), who is from Sri Lanka and is, obviously, avery talented student Many members of the clubs put a lot of time and effort into the creation and hanging of the banners. Students who worked at the booths were from Kenya, Panama, Syria, Laos, Thailand, Poland, Palestine, and America. There was also information about Study Abroad, UNICEF, and South Africa. Special thanks to Edilma Rodriguez, president of the Parkside International Club, for everything she has done for the Club and for Parkside as a whole. Everyone who participated deserves special recognition for the wonderful presentation, which enriched our campus and contributed to our goal of adding diversity to our academic experience. Chris Kacmarcik To the editor: We at the Women's Center believe that we are a place that welcomes and accepts diversified thinking and actions. We do, however, expect those behaviors to be constructive not destructive. We believe we are a "...safe place for all women..." just as the goals state. In the past year, we've recruited a variety of women to serve as volunteers. What must be remembered is that each woman is an individual with different needs. Not everyone who chooses to volunteer is a radical feminist, yet they are opening their minds and reading, listening and discussing their feelings. That must be respected. If you can't get people to listen to you, how can you ever expect tochange their perspective? When people approach us, we tell them where we stand as a center and as the individuals who comprise the center. Changing people's perspectives is why we used the "lesbian myth". We have never used that as a disclaimer and we have never denied that some of us aren't lesbians. The key word is All, just as we aren't all white, single and child- University of Wisconsin-Parkside Cinco de Mayo Gala Celebration Wednesday, May 1st, 1991 Mainplace 10am-2pm Artists, exhibitors,' and other displays. Noon-lpm .enosha Youth Folkloric Troup l:30pm-2:30pm Ballet Folklorico Workshop 7pm-Union Cinema Performance ofBallet Folklorico For more info contact the Student Activiites Office at 553-2278 ance less. We're a variety of women with different goals, needs, lifestyles and ages. We want people to know that you don't have to be a white single lesbian to be concerned with the issues the center deals with. We don't claim to offer everything, but we do offer support and a listening ear. Ina ddition, we provide a gay/lesbian support group, information on lesbian conferences across the nation, and literature and music by lesbian artists. We think that's a good start We still have a long way to go, but we're learning along the way. Fortunately, we are a group of women who stick itout when things get tough and who work toward change. Even though it's easier to stand outside and spit anger in, we are proud that we work inside, leading to a solution. Michelle A. Herrem Teresa Reinders Women's Center Co-Coordinators and its Volunteers To the Editor: I am writing in response to a letter about the Women's Center. As a volunteer and a contributor to the brochure and the newsletter, I assert that we are not "disclaiming" lesbians. However, in our society, many people read feminist as lesbian. We simply, as part of our charge to be there for all women on campus, wanted women to know that whatever their orientation or lifestyle, they are welcome. It is true we don't promote negative attitudes; this is something I am proud of. The Women's Center tries to focus on productive and positive activities. As for the title MAINSTREAM, the newsletter is targeted at everyone on campus. We would happily take suggestions to improve it. We prefer criticism to be constructive. Jennifer Burns To the Editor: We think it's time that thanks and praises are given where due. The 1990-1991 year has been extremely successful for the Women's Center. We have been and are continuing to be approached by new interested people everyday. A variety of clubs and organizations have sought our opinion on isues and speakers to bring on campus. In addition, students in many disciplines have utilized our files, library and discussions as resources for their papers. The Center set aside a special time to recognize the contributions of Parkside's women faculty and staff, in addition to making contacts with women's centers at various colleges and universities. The UW-Parkside Women's Center has assisted P.S.G. A. in circulating petitions and helped many community organizations distribute their information. Last week, we had a bake sale to raise money in order to purchase gender sensitive and culturally accurate books for the day care center. The programs we have sponsored and cosponsored covered a variety of issues from many different perspectives, and many of them woe the first to be dealt with on campus. With the donations of the volunteers and campus sources, we have put together a mini library system and we are in the process of developing a videotape collection, both of which are available for checkout Most importantly, we have seen many women gain strength, in their mind and their soul, and be able to accomplish things they never thought possible. Thec enter has been able to enable women to gain self-esteem and pride. That's not being mainstream, that's moving upstream. The Women's Center Letter to the Editor policy The Ranger encourages letters to the editor and will print all letters that follow Ranger editorial guidelines established by the editorial board. Letters must be signed by the writer or representative of the group submitting the letter and must contain writer's name, social security number, and phone number for verification purposes. Names of writers will be withheld at the request of the author at the discretion of the Ranger Executive Committee based only uponlegitimate reasoning. Deadline for letters is 5:00p m on Monday before publication. Letters containing offensive, libelous material, misleading information, or culturally offensive material will not be printed at the discretion of Ranger Executive Committee. All letters must be typed and double spaced and must not exceed350 words. In case osfp ace restrictions, shorter letters willb e given preference over longer letters. The Ranger reserves the right to print a representative sample of letters pertaining to flte same subject or viewpoint Letters will not be edited for spelling or grammar mistakes unless requested by the writer. Letters or opinions expressed on the editorial and opinion pages are not necessarily those of die Ranger staff. This policy is subject to change by the Ranger Executive Committee. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Child Care Center Registration for Summer and Fall Semester Processed Daily from 8:30 am to 1pm Beginning April 29, 1991 For Information Call 553-2227 April 25.1991 Ranger, Page 5 Ranger photo by Suimi Beeck Seated: Director Connie Bailey, Doris Nice. Standing: Lucia Herrera, Roseann Mason. LA&C Part III: Learning Assistance by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor Do you ever feel that you could use help with improving die results of your efforts? Whether your problem isw ith an individual subjecto r the product of a learning disability, Learning Assistance, located in the D-l area of WLLC, may beab le to help. Connie Bailey, who recently located here from Washington state, is the new Director of Learning Assistance. Working with her are Math Specialist Doris Nice, Reading Specialist Lucia Herrera, and Writing Specialist Roseann Mason. All of the aforementioned are also actively participating as prescriptive advisors. Learning Assistance also utilizes the services of a good number of student employees. This semester, about 75 students are working for Learning Assistance as tutors, supplemental instructors, and providing assistance in the Academic Resource Center. The positions are generally paid and provide an opportunity to work with other students. Learning Assistance constantly changes to meet the needs of a diverse student population. We allh ave different levelso f academic commitmentand ability levels vary for each individual student. Programs and services offered by Learning Assistance are designed and redesigned to meet whatever needs arise, always attempting to consider social issues when planning or developing programs or courses. Learning Assistance is responsible for providing services to students with learning disabilities. People are unique. Students with learning disabilities often possess high intelligence levels and may have an inordinate amount of skill in certain disciplines, and more likely than not are generally hardworking. They may have difficulty in a specific area, such as mathematics, reading, or in fulfilling the foreign language requirements of Collegiate Skills. The root of a problem is not always easily determined. "We may not always understand the connections," said Bailey. A solution is sought, even if a simple explanation is not available. Some disabilities can be documented by physicians or be demonstrated by past performance in classes. The answer may be as simple as setting up a special test environment or providing intensive training ot tutoring. If a student still has problems fulfilling a university requirement, awaivermay be sought. Math waivers are the most common, though waivers should not be viewed as an easy way around usual requirements. Supplemental instruction personnel are also provided by Learning Assistance. During the last several semesters, 4-6 supplemental instruction groups have been organized, all directed by a student who has shown a high level of achievement in the particular class in the past Internships, though rare, are sometimes offered for supplemental instructors. Supplemental instructors teach how to succeed in a specific class. Study methods, note taking, and text use are critical, and some classes require special concentrations. BOK classes with high withdrawal or failure rates are usually targeted for supplemental instruction emphasis, but unfortunately, supplemental instruction is an expensive service, thereby limitedi n implementation. Faculty, administration, and students all wish to maintain the integrity and intensity of the coursework to not devalue our degrees, and supplemental instruction can help fill the gaps in challenging, sometimes difficult courses. Learning Assistance is responsible for providing developmental classes in math, reading, composition, and study skills. The courses are constantly altering, are generally cross-cultural in nature, and are normally well-attended. Math 66-015 courses are now under the control of Learning Assistance, as well as the "09" battery of courses formerly offered. All of the courses get you to the point of being able to do what is necessary to succeed, and are rigorous and demanding to impress upon students the level of effort and commitment necessary to succeed at UW-Parkside. I took a developmental reading course during my first semester here (after a couple of decades out on the street) and I can attest to the fact that your mind and imagination will seldom lie dormant if you enroll in one of the courses. / Tutoring is arranged and provided by Learning Assistance, either on a walk-in or appointment basis. Math, chemistry, and writing assistance is most common, but if another concentration must be mastered, Learning Assistance can likely recruit, schedule, and develop tutoring assistance. Bailey stated that "There are campuses that charge for these services. Ours are free." Consulting with other campuses is effective in determining the most feasible plan when an approach is developed, and the needs are always changing. The Academic ResourceC enter has been featured in other Ranger articles in the past The ARC, part of Learning Assistance, cannot be mentioned often enough to the students of this campus. You don't need to have severe difficulty to use the services of the ARC. Would you like to turn a "C" into a" B", ora "B" intoa n "A"? If ARC services are utilized, you may be able to do just that According toLateshaJude,astudentemployee of the ARC, "It's a great opportunity for students to takea dvantage of help in many areas." Whether your nemesis is math, writing, or even foreign languages or history, the ARC can probably help you. The Writing Center, also previously featured in several Ranger articles, including this column, is part of the Academic Resource Center. Writing Specialist Mason is hoping for installation of more computers for revisions. Students may be able to do revisions right in classes "So they can immediately see the benefit of it." Mason also stated "We're looking at options to expand services with a diminishing budget." If anyd epartment can figure out a way to do that, Learning Assistance is the one. Anyone can need assistance at some time. Take advantage of Learning Assistance services. The grades you receive will be your own, so make the most of your measurement on the most widely used academic barometer. The hours Learning Assistance services are available are quite liberal, so stop down to the D-l levelofWLLC and check it out. In last week's Spotlight on Counseling and Testing, Program Assistant Margie Glassman's last name was incorrectly listed Gleason. Our apologiesto Margie. Next Week's Spotlight: Learning Assistance and Counseling Part IV Ranger, Page 6 Entertainment April 25,1991 Battle of the bands to bring local talent to UW-Parkside by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor If you've been looking fo r a bargain, look no further. Battle of the Bands is back! The fourth annual Battle of the Bands is about to explode in the Cafeteriao n Friday, April 26. Doors open at 7 pm, and the event will last until approximately 11:30 pm. The "Battle of the Bands'* idea originated four years ago when a band cancelled their performance. PAB had to think of something to fill its {dace, and since many local bands were always asking PAB if they could play at die dances, PAB decided to put together the competition. In the beginning, a stipulation was included that only bands with at least one Parkside student could compete, but this rule has been eliminated to give all bands an equal chance of winning. Co-chairpersons for this year's Battle of the Bands are Dennis Brodjeski and Frank Mejia. Brodjeski coordinated the event last year and was extremely pleased with how things came together. From all indications, competition was extremely tough. In previous years, only the top five bands were allowed to compete for prizes, but this year the competition was so fierce that six bands will be competing. The decision between the top bands was so close... even on a secret ballot vote, no decision could be made for only five bands," remarked Mejia. The lucky six bands in order of appearance are as follows: 1. RJEX-jazz oriented (Kenosha) 2. 2 Much-synthesizer two-member band (Racine) 3. Negative 13 - original rock (Kenosha) 4. Malevolence • thrash (Racine) 5. Fruit Salad - rap funk rock band (Racine) 6. Stript Jypsy - heavy metal (Kenosha) One element to take notice of is that two high school bands were selected to appear. Fruit Salad and 2 Much are both formed by students from Case High School in Racine. They (Fruit Salad) are going to surprise a lot ref" people at Battle," stated Mejia. Negative 13 justrecentlycame back from Colorado. Originally from Kenosha, they moved out west to wok on the crowd out there. Another contestant, R.E.X., plays mostly in the Wisconsin and Illinois area. People might have heard of Stript Jypsy as they appear to be pretty popular in this area. Rom the numerous bands that applied last year, only a couple reapplied for this year's competiton, none taking one of the top six positions. The Battle of the Bands competition could not take place without the judges who willingly give up their Friday evening to judge the event Those volunteers are Vic Thomas - Summerfest, Mark Krueger - 93 QFM, Frank Falduto - Kenosha music store and Jim Selovich - music agent (previously DJ on Rock 95). Clear Wihg Audio of Brookfield has been kind enough to donate thes ound system for this year's event Few if any of the bands have had a chance to play with this high level of equipment before now. This will play a factor in the decision for the winner of the Battle of the Bands. The six bands will compete for three prizes: first place - a paid invitation to play at Summerfest second place - $200 and third place - $100. However, there is a chance for anot her band not placing first to play at Summerfest as well. Thomas will be judging sound and quality of the bands, and the possibility does exist because in previous years, more than one band has had that opportunity. Mejia feels strongly that this year's Battle of the Bands is THE best one yet "We're growing so much. It's getting bigger and better every year." He thinks that a major reason for the improvement Women and science: Preparing for the future Women and science will be the topic of several campus events geared toward young women from Kenosha and Racine junior high schools. Sponsored by the University of Wisconsin Women's Studies Consortium and the UW-Extension, the "Women and Science Days" are designed to encourage women to explore scientific fields and careers. Anne Fausto-Sterling, professor of medical science at Brown University and authorof "Myths of Gender. Biological Theories about Women and Men," will speak on Thursday, April 25 from 7 to 9:30 pm in Molinaro 111. Nationally recognized for her MONDAYS REXRIZZand the Singing Machine - THURSDAYS COLLEGE NITE $1.00 Long Island Iced Teas $3.00 Pitchers of Coors Lite $25.00 Bar Tab Giveaway NO COVER! Thanks UW-Parkside for a great Year! ACK &W* M H 3700 Meachem Rd Racine study of the roles of women and minorities in science, Fausto-Sterling will discuss "Diversifying Science: Who will do Science in the Year 2000?" A post-lecture discussion will feature a UW-Parkside faculty panel represented by Joseph Balsano, professor of biological sciences; Anna Maria Williams, emeritus professor of biological sciences; and Doris Nice, mathematics lecturer. This event is designed for educators, parents, and eighth grade girls. Students are admitted free and adult admission is $3.50. Preregistiation is required. On Friday, April 26, the University is hosting "Science Career Day" featuring hands-on demonstrations, tours of Parkside research Doctors of color program Continued from Page 1 human bones, x-rays, and a cadaver. "I liked the anatomy. I never saw a human body cut open and all of the insides. It was different," Folsom said. "I liked the X-rays, and I noticed how the cracks were different when your bones are fractured on the screen," Jackson said. "Out of all the presentations, anatomy was the best!," Mitchell added. Even though there were three Check our Checking! S No minimum balance S High interest with $250.00+ / 24 Hour telephone banking and bill paying Serving aU. UW-Parkside employees and students Tallent Hall - Room 286 *j£"i jm 553-2150 9:30-4:00 is the increased concentration on marketing. PAB's Live Entertainment Committee, as wella s Mejia, Brodjeski and others have sent news releases regarding the event to those in the area. Gateway, Carthage and all the high schools in the Racine and Kenosha areas have been targeted by this crew, as well as some bars. Mejia believes that the increased time spent cm marketi ng will benefit Parkside by drawing more people from the communities to Parkside. The six bands will not only be performing for the judges, they will also be playing for the agents in the audience, as well as the general audience. Part of the judging in the competition involves the crowd's response, so there's an incentive for you to swing on in to the Union Cafeteria on Friday, April 26. Doors open at 7 pm. If you need another incentive, remember this: where else can you hear six (count them - six!) bands for only $3 or $4? labs, and discussions with female professionals in science-related careers. Presenters from local industries, private medical practices, the state government, and the university will participate. For further information, call the Parkside School of Science and Technology at553-2140 or the Office of Continuing Education at 553-2312. students present at the workshop, there are a total of 24 students that have participated in the DOC program during the academic year. Students from area high schools, including Case, Horlick and Park, all in Racine; and Bradford, Tremper, and St. Joseph's, all of Kenosha, are participating in die program. Dr. Williams hopes that the program will continue to attract more students. There is another DOC program offered in the summer for high school juniors and seniors who have a serious interest in a health profession and a GPA of 2.75 in a college preparatory sequence. The two-and-a-half week program consists of lectures, laboratory sessions, CPR training, field trips to five local professional schools and clinical observations with local practitioners. April 25,1991 - Opinion Special guest commentary R»PfiertPage7 Colorless at Parkside by Linda Rawlings-Dregne It was the falls emester, 1990, thai 1 entered UW-Parkside as a degree-seeking student Before the semester began, I attended an orientation- type day for new students. There were a few speakers and a slide show depicting how things were, generally, atP arkside. I was pleased with what I saw, so I thought Near die end of die program I began to feel uncomfortable, and started to ask questions. Larry Turner, a very nice gentleman from the Centerfor Educational and Cultural Advancement (CEC A) at Parkside, began to speak about the University ofWisconsin's policy on discrimination and harassment To me, this clearly seemed to be an issue that must always be presented to incoming students, and continuing students as well. The disturbing part, however, was the literature he passed out It was aimed to help us understand race discrimination. I thought that a definition might be appropriate because we all know that very often people discriminate without knowing they are doing so. My resultant feeling, though, was that of having been stabbed in the heart The handout stated in no uncertain terms, and I can quote this, that "All white people are racist" It went on to explain that while some black individuals can be racist not all blacks are racist Firstly, I do not consider myself a racist individual. Secondly, if we're going to argue about history and ancestors, which we did, then please, do not single me out Let us just say that we are all racist so as not to discriminate. (I have misplaced my American Heritage Dictionary, my Webster's is out-dated and doesn't include the word racist or any form of it, but the New World Dictionary of the American Language defines racism (racist) as a practice of racialism, which it defines as a doctrine or teaching containing insufficient scientific support asserting superiority of one race over another, while it defines discriminate as distinguishing, or recognizing differences between (things). While I questioned the appropriateness of presenting such literature as a definition to the tobe students of Parkside, I did not want to make an issue of it I expressed myself at the time it occurred. I felt that was enough. I am now, however, beginning to question the adherence of Parkside to the U.W. System's own policies on racism and discrimination. 1 am even beginning to question why I allow myself to pursue my education at a university, that in my eyes, openly practices racism and discrimination. I am hurt and distraught by the events that have occurred. On April 13,1991,1 received an announcement from the Center of Educational and Cultural Advancement (Culture: of or pertaining to culture; ideas,customs,skills, arts,etc., of a given people in a given period; civilization. New World Dictionary) requesting my presence as an "honoree" at the Fourth Annual Taking Care Of Business (TCB) Banquet. The announcement stated that it was "proud to recognize students and staff for outstanding achievement and graduation". The package included free admittance for myself. I was thrilled. I had worked very hard to bring my grades up. Asa disabled student with multiple physical problems and a learning disability, I was especially thrilled to hear of this recognition, not only of what it meant to me, but of what it might mean to other students with learning and educational barriers, like myself. In another letter, I was informed that this 'TCB" banquet was developed to recognize students of color for their academic achievements. Being white, I was a bit confused, but it had struck me yet that someone may have made a mistake. I just kept thinking thait t may have been developed for that purpose, but as time went on, they just expanded on the range of students to be considered for recognition. Sensible deduction, I thought I discussed the situation with my academic advisor, who then went to find out more about this banquet She advised CECA thatI am a white student, but felt I still deserved recognition. She was informed that I was already in their program for the evening events, but the director of CECA would have to make the decision of what to do. It was at that meeting with my advisor that I received my registration packet for the fall semester, where I noticed that my race and marital status of last semester had changed from unmarried and white to married and black. When the director of CECA found that I am actually white, a new program was developed for the banquet, without my name. I was informed that I am still welcome at the banquet, but will not be recognized because I am not a student of color. I plan to attend their banquet because I am proud of my achievement, and after all, I was invited. This whole mixup has caused me to think more about my accomplishments here at Parkside. It has also risen some questions in me about the CECA office, and Parkside in general. I feel now, because of this mistake, whomever responsible, and the earlier incident that CECA is interested solely in the sucess of students of color, and discriminates against students who are "colorless". After all, it was my GPA that signaled their attention to me, wasn't it? In actuality, it wasn't What CECA has is a list of students thadt iscriminates by color. It is from that list that they choose their candidates. Now, because I am white, I do not deserve recognition, I am a member of the out-group. Is this right? I realize that my accusations are strong, but like I said, I am feeling hurt and discriminated against by a Parkside organization. It has bean my observation that the prejudices developed by a group lead to discriminatory acts; as individuals we are free to choose whether we go along with the group's beliefs or not. At the University of Wisconsin-Paikside every student has just as much of a chance to succeed as the other. Why then is CECA saying that students of color are different than other students? Why has CECA developed this prejudice within themselves which has led them to discriminate and become racist? How many students are becoming part of this prejudice? Where does this colorless student fit in at the CECA event? Iam a student at UW-Parkside with an invite to go, as is any other UW-P student or staff. While I do not hold the prejudice CECA has presented, and pity them for their apparent need to prostitute differences in individuals, I was invited as a guest and intend to fulfill their request. My date has paid his $12.50 for the evenings events; he is proud of my acconl|)lishments. I intend to keep my emotions on this occassion to myself, and enjoy the evening, while I applaud those individuals who were fortunate enough to fit the stereotype. As for my recognition, I now feel that I would not accept ite ven if I werea "student of color". Sexual harassment; learning disability? by Dennis Kaczanowski Special to the Ranger A tender squeeze of the arm when s peaking in the hallway, a quick grab of the rear ata crowded party, rude noises or remarks aimed at another. These all seem minor at first glance. In actuality, these instances are examples of sexual harassment. Sexual harassment is portrayed in the movies and on television so often that it seems commonplace in today's society. Sexual harassment is unwelcome sexual advances, requests for sexual favors, and any other physical, written, or verbal intimidation of any offensive nature where (l)compliance may be made a term or condition of a person's education or employment opportunities, or (2)in relationships among equals, when such harassment has a harmful effect on a person's ability to study or woik in the academic setting. Sexual harassment violates federal and state law, and the University ofWisconsin system policy. If the act of harassment includes offensive physical touching, it may be a criminal sexual assault In 1980, the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission issued these guidelines of sexual harassment and deemed it a violation of civil rights. In other words. sexual harassment was not even legally defined until 11 years ago. Still, in a nation where one out of every four women is raped, and an even higher number is sexually harassed, in a nation where fewer than 1% of sexual harassment and rape allegations are falsified, oily about 60% of these crimes are ever reported. Many women feel that they are made to feel as if they were the instigators of the crime, and do not report the crime because they are made to feel they are the criminal. Some women believe handling the situation themselves would bring an end to the problem more simply. The process of legally dealing with an harasser or assaulter is time consuming and costly, with penalties being less severe than they should be. Ideas abound as to solutions to the problem. Some say what constitutes harassmen t should be made more clear. Others believe that the penalties should be made tougher, and hopefully act as a deterrent. Still others ask for self-defense programs tobe taughtin the schools. Should emphasis be placed on deterring or diminishing harassment? The idea that could carry the mostcredence as a solution is teaching. At impressionable ages, children emulate what they observe, and often times, what they see on TV or in the movies. Classes teaching children to have healthy, non-violent attitudes towards the opposite sex and relations therein could begin to help in diminishing some of the statistics adhered to earlier. Is the big screen teaching our children bad manners? Is life copying art? Tougher penalties and ka>- rate classes for youngsters may help in deterring sexual harassment, assault and rape. But, teaching our children that these are not responsible or respectable actions may be the better answer. Diminishing the problem altogether is better than only deterring it Ranger, Page 8 Feature April 25,1991 Image: very important for making that first impression by Dawn Malland Entertainment Editor Editor* s Note: This is the last of a three-part segment on how to dress for success and that all-important first interview. The Image Index for women is designed to test women's potential for getting ahead. It's also geared toward making the best first impression when in business and professional situations. To take this test, simply circle the number opposite the entry that best describes you. Then, total up your score according to the directions below and gauge your Image Index. BLOUSES: 1. Long-sleeved, silk or cotton, solid or small print, with conservative necklines. 2. Oxford cloth shirts with bows. 3. Lace and rufles, sheer fabrics or plunging necklines. SUITS: 1. Gassic cut, navy, grey or black, made of quality fabric and well-fitted. 2. Coordinating jacket and skirt in complimentary colors. 3. Never wear suits. DRESSES: 1. One or two-piece, natural fabric, classic sty ling, long sleeves, in navy, grey or black with a jacket 2. Same as above, without a jacket. 3. Ruffled, sheer or minidresses. SHOES: 1. Dress shoes,a lways freshly shined. 2. Casual ordress shoes, rarely shined. 3. Don't think about shining shoes. MAKE-UP: 1. Lighly applied to enhance features and coloring. 2. Don't always wear makeup. 3. Applied heavier so that everybody notices it. HAIR: 1. Classic style, well-groomed, shoulder length or shorter. 2. Generally groomed, no particular style. 3. Wear latest style to stand out. NAILS: 1. Manicure at least weekly. 2. Occasionally file and groom. 3. Wait until nails are chipped before polishing. JEWELRY: 1. Regularly wear one or two important things. 2. Wear small, barely noticeable jewelry. 3. Wear as much as possible. PURSES/BRIEFCASES 1. Carry one well-shined classic leather bag for everything. 2. Carry a well-organized briefcase and a purse. 3. Briefcase and/or purse is always overstuffed. HANDSHAKE: 1. Firm with men and women. 2. Only shake when a hand is offered. 3. Don't shake hands. EYE CONTACT: 1. Make frequent eye contact 2. Not comfortable looking at someone else often. 3. Normally look around the room or at feet POSTURE: 1. Usually stand and siterectly. 2. Don't pay attention. 3. Tend to slouch. Here's how to score your Image Index: Give yourself 6 points for every #1 answer, 3 points for every #2 answer and 0 points for ever #3 answer. If your total score is: (54-72) - Congratulations, you're on your way to success. (36-53) - You're on the right track, but have some work to do. (18-35) - Careful, you may be sabotaging your changes of getting ahead. There's still hope, though. (0-17) - You'vegotarealproblem. Without immediate action, vour chances of making a good first impression are virtually nil. Now that you've scored yourself with the Image Index, where do you go from here? Well, here are some tipst o helpy ou getahead. DO's for women: stay in polished basic pumps in colors harmonious with your outfit, wear a watch even if you don't feel you need it - it conveys an impression of reliability, wear one or two good pieces of jewelry. DONT's for women: matching shoes and handbags are not necessary, no fancy jewelry, no heavy-handed makeup. DO's for men: haveacoordinating- color handkerchief or pocket square, wear a watch - it conveys an impression of reliability. DONT's for men: matching pocket squares - not necessary any more, lack of a watch. The bottom line for both men and women is this: avoid the unexpected. The best shot at making an impression most often comes from avoiding surprise and not overdoing any aspect of your dress. "TCB" BANQUET Student Recognition Banquet Friday, April 26. 5:30 PM - 8:30 PM Galbraith Room Tickets Available in CECA Office. UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER S P O R T S SCKISWRAP miGriwmk 1 '""'l Socfsel Launched Former Notre Dame Safeatfest mm ; ' ••• • B% Chief By theN umbers::: G et alitfee ::imppitant •• •' 'x '• , ' . • • ^ • • • |Pof Title -vKi:-5 -3 : ' '3u'3:- 33-;:3!.S •'.• : ;S4, ;|#|M . 3 '.;.3' '•••5 '3 '33 Big innings power I NO mercy for Rangers at Mt. Mercy tourney Rangers in sweep By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor The UW-Parkside baseball team powered their way to their sixth and seventh straight wins by way of the big inning at Northeastern, IL. In theiropener with the Eagles, the Rangersbuilt themselves a 4-1 lead before erropting for five runs in the seventh inning. With one out and two on in the seventh, Greg Green opened the flood gates with a run scoring single. AftaawalktoKyleKnothe, Ron Bills and Dave Coughlin each connected on two run singles to give the Rangers a 9-1 cushion. Starting pitcher, Kelly Zielinski, gave up a solo home run in the bottom half of the seventh, but he would allow the Eagles no closer. He walked four and struck out four, giving up just two hits in notching his fourth win of the season. In game two, it never looked like die big inning would arrive. The Rangers tallied single runs in both the first and second innings, but UW-Parkside starter, Jeff Fennrick, was tatooed for five runs in just one and one-third innings. He gave way to Ross Kalinowski in the second, with the Rangers down 5-2. After retiring the first batter he faced, Kalinowski walked Randy Splitt, then surrendered a two-run homer to Mark Calarco. A pair of errors fueled the Northeastern rally further, which finally ended with the Eagles up 9-2. TheRangerspeckedawaywith single runs in the fourth and fifth, as their bull-pen, with Mark Crandall and Jeff Konczal at the helm, kept the Eagles from adding to their lead. Finally, in the sixth inning, the Rangers had a response to Northeastern's seven-run second. With one out and two on, Bob (Fabs) Hall singled to drive in a run. He was forced at second on Hollenbeck's gro under to third, putting runners at the comers with two away. Enter the Rangers demonstration of the word: hit parade. Six straight batters responded with hits. Marc Thompson doubled home a pair of runs to make it a 9- 7 game. Dominic Delrose then smashed his fourth hit of the game, this a run-scoring triple to pull them within a run. Caccioppo was next, bringing home Delrose with the tying run on a single. After Green singled, Knothe got his second hit of the frame with an RBI single. Finally, see Hit Parade, B2 By TEDMcINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor No mercy. That is just what the UW-Parkside Ranger women's Softball team received this weekend as they lost six, that's right six games in a row in their annual visit to the Mt Mercy tournament in DeBuque Iowa last Saturday and Sunday. The six losses boosted the Rangers current losing streak to seven in a row, their longest of the season. UW-Parkside's record is now 11-16. All six losses can be attributed to one category, errors. UW-Parkside committed 29 errors in the six games to their opponents 14. Errors are becoming an all too familiar problem for the young Ranger team. This year they have tallied 67 errors in just 26 games and have a .948 fielding percentage. Obviously, coach Linda Draft is not pleased with the errors, but she is very positive of her team. "If we have to play like that, it came at a good time in the season. Better now than at the tournament." Trouble began for the Rangers Saturday, the tourney's first day. In game one of the seven team round robin tournament, UW-Parkside lost to St Mary's College of Iowa 8-2. Pitcher Natalie Kruizenga gave up 12 hits in six innings and got the loss. St Mary's, the 16th ranked team nationally, began the scoring in the third with four runs on a walk, steal, two hits and two errors. In the top of the fourth, UW-Parkside got a run but then gave up three more on four consecutive base hits and a bunt Each team scored once in the fifth to end the offense at 8-2. Although UW-Parkside's Kruizenga did not have a good outing, coach Draft used her see Softball, B4 All-Time Ranger Baseball Individual Records JEFFREDCOWSKI 12 vs Northeastern, H 04/26/89 Competition too tough in Golfers capture title Whitewater as Ranger , l\yf A ¥ *# women place tenth at JVIA1 IflVltC Pizza Hut Invitational Agazzi, Schnieder lead Ranger attack Consecutive shut-out innings Doubles (game) AI Hitting Streak (games) RBIs (game) I7.661J JEFF LEMMERMANN 03/19/88-04/17/88 ARMAND BQNQFKHJO 04/01/88-05/06/88 By MIKE McKOWEN Sports Writer Excellent competition, higft winds and a young Ranger team did nothing to help the Rangers in their team scoring this past Saturday at the Pizza Hut-Warhawk Invitational at UW-Whitewater. A dominant UW-Oshkosh team ran circles around its competition, as Augustana was in second place and finished 58 points be- See Runners, B2 By LENANHOLD Asst. Sports Editor The UW-Parkside golfers placed two men in the top five in Madison cm Monday, including co-champion Tom Agazzi, en route to a first place finish in the MATC Invitational at Cherokee Country Club. Agazzi fired a one ova-par 73 and Mark Scnhieda shot a two ova par 74 to pace a solid Ranga attack. Agazzi tied for first place honors with Kent Higley of UW-Eau Claire and Zack Heusser of UW-LaCrosse, while Schnieder tied with Dirk Willis ofUW-Platteville in the fourth position. See Golfers, B4 Rocket's Canadian launch lies on McNall W- - . !i J• §J ^f DByA VID jkJh Columnist That is, there is nothing sacred that money can't buy. Bruce McNall, the man who was able to steal Wayne Gretzky from pnflriji, has now returned the favor by giving Canada "The Rocket" Raghib "Rocket" Ismail was expected to be the first pick in Sunday's National Football League draft Instead, Ismail accepted an offer to play for the Toronto Argonauts of the Canadian Football League. Ismail will make up to $26 million over the next four years, making him the highest paid football player in the world. That is, if you consider the CFL a football league. How does a man whoc ouldn'teven win the Heisman Trophy become the highest paid football player in the world? By selling his soul to the devil, or in this case, McNall. What are the Argonauts going to do with a real football player? Giving them Ismail is like giving the UW-Parkside basketball team Michael Jordan. They still will be a bad team and they still won' t have any fans. I'm not blaming Ismail. I wouldn't turn down $26 million either. It is McNall's head I want He doesn't deserve Ismail or Gretzky. He deserves to be eaten by a moose on the way home from an Argonauts game. Ismail isn't the only one selling his soul to the devil. MarkSpitz, who I consider to be the greatest amateur athlete of all time, is attempting a comeback at age 41. Clairol Option men's hair coloring is paying him up to $55,000 to swim two 50 meter races. Spitz will be swimming against world record holders Tom Jager and Matt Biondi. Spitz, at 41, doesn't belong in the water with these two athletes. He sure doesn't deserve to get $55,000 for two races that take less than 30 seconds. Mark Spitz and Rocket Ismail. Who will be next? Guest XrticCt Title 9's reaches affecting Ranger athletics By Stacey Stankh Guest Writer Budget cuts have been felt across the University of Wisconsin Parkside campus not only on the academic and facility side of the campus but also in athletics. The equality of men's and women's sports referred to as, "Title 9", has been of great concern for many colleges and universities across the United States. Herea t UW-Parkside the push for Title 9 has also been of some concern, however implementing Title 9 does not seem at all possible when looking at the current financial situation "There is no way we can possibly reach equality. We do not have the faculty, facilities or budget to properly adhere to the demands of another sport," stated Assistant Athletic Director and Softball Coach Linda Draft In 1972 the United States Su- Hit Parade Rangers sweep continued from front page Bills added another run-scoring single to put a cap on the seven-run inning. Konczal made the lead stand up, allowing only one un-eamed run in the seventh to record the victory, going the final three innings of the contest The win was the teams seventh straight giving them a 12-9 Runners, from B1 mark on the season. Breu shines in a disapointing Ranger finish hind the Titans. UW-Oshkoshtook second in the nation during the indoor season. Augustana is the perennial powerhouse in theCCIW. For Coach DeWitt, the tenth place finish wasn'tas frustrating as he felt it was for some of the runners. Coach DeWitt noted, "We are just finishing up our building work, most of the girls have done an excellent job in their workouts." With only four upperclassmen running in the meet, the Ranger youth were beaten by some very good runners. Coach DeWitt emphasized that they are only half way through the season and is looking forward to next year at the same meet when, with another year experience his runners will get to see how much their work pays off and their times improve. Tricia Breu shined in the 3000m run(10:44.71), finishing second the highest Ranger finisher of the meet. She was followed by Jennifer Zalewski in tenth at 11:17.2. The Ranger relay teams also faired well in the mile, sprint medley and the400m relay. JaneKunz, Kim Avery, Pam Downing and Veronica Chamlee ran a 4:11.77 in the mileforafourth place finish. In the sprint medley, Kim and Pam ran again, this time with Anne Thayer and Jane Kunz coming in at 1:55.18 for a second fourth place finish. In sixth, the 400m relay teamrana:53.79. The lead leg was run by Anne Thayer followed by Lisa Majerle and Lori Wilkens, anchored by Dee Dee Roche. The 5000m run saw two more Rangers crossing in the top 10 to pick up points. Wendy Orlowski andTaraRoy took 7 th and 8th with times of 19:10.41 and 19:16.13. Jane Kunz was good enough for 8 th in the200m dash at a time of :27.13. Rounding out the Rangers scoring was Jenny Gross and Veronica Chamlee in the 1500 meters taking 6th and 7 th with times of 4:58.31 and 5:00.51. Without any good weather to run in this spring, times have been slower than expected for the young Rangers. This can have a terrible effect on the underclassmen being disappointed in their times. Coach DeWitt is trying to install confidence into his team and hopes betterweather and their speed workouts will help their times in the next couple of weeks. The girls leave Friday for and early start at Hillsdale, Michigan on Saturday. The girls hope a change of state can improve on their times. preme Court passed the ninth Edu- has been at Parkside for fourteen cation Amendment which states: years. During this time she has Noperson in the United States shall, seen six programs for both women on the basis of sex, be excluded and men cut completely due to lack from participation in, be denied the of a proper budget These programs benefits of, or be subjected to discrimination under any education program or activity receiving Federal financial assistance. Title 9 does notrequire identical programs for male and females. For example, a member of the opposite sex must be permitted to try out for the team, however, if two conditions are met: the team is not a contact sport, and opportunities for members of that sex were limited in the past It also includes the equality of the number of sports offered to women as compared to men. "If the men have nine programs the women must also have nine programs unless the campus consists of a ratio of 6 men to every onewoman," clarified Draft The main concern of the Parkside Athletic Department is not the number of women's sports programs versus the number of men's sport programs. The concern to properly fund the equality in which is being pursued. Draft are women's and men's tennis, gymnastics, fencing, badminton, swimming and diving. Four full-time coaching positions have been also eliminated. "It is not as if we feel we are being discriminated against because we know the university as a whole is also struggling with the current financial situation. But the pressure to add another women's sport can not be fulfilled right now. You can not expect part-time coaches to do the work of a full time coach," stated Draft The proposal the Athletic Department has decided on is not to subtract a men's sport If a women's sport has to be added the proposed addition is women's soccer. Draft stated, "Until the programs that we have are properly funded and the coaches brought back to full-time status, we cannot even begin to think of adding another program. Title 9 or no Title 9 we have to do what is best for our situation." Jordan only man that can dispel 'The Curse' HUSH • B, JIM 1011 Columnist The Chicago Bulls finished up the regular season at 61-21, an all-time club record. Michael Jordan won his fifth straight sewing title with an average of over 30 points per game and he has a good chance of winning the league MVP award. The Bulls finished 11 games ahead of the World Champion Detroit Pistons. The Bulls finished 5 games ahead of the aged Boston Celtics. The Bulls start the play-offs, and end them, with home court advantage. The Bulls start out against New York, a pesky team that could, but shouldn't, cause problems. That's all good news, right? Then why am I starting to think of the "Chicago Curse" so much? The "Chicago Curse" is well known to Chicagoans. It is the only thing that stops our teams froth winning it all. Only the 1985 Bears, the legendary '85 Bears, were the only team in recent history able to get past "the Curse". The '83 Sox couldn't, the '89 Cubs couldn't, the '90 Sox couldn't, the '90-'91 Hawks couldn't And that was just about two weeks ago. So how could the Bulls do it? The same way the Bears did; on the back of a super-star. The Bears had Payton, the Bulls have Jordan. UVV - PARKSIDK I tASKBALL BOX SCORKS UW-Milwaukee at UW-Parkside GAME 1 UW-Milwanfcee UW-PARKSIDB t k r MoKunioti2b3 0 Neobslf 2 Koteckirf Yagadiniii Rjbehllb J*nkowki3b Bawideicf Rikaii McGinleyc Totak 23 t UW-Milwiukee UW-Psbide I M ikr I H 1 0 Hflnhckcf 2 1 1 0 0 0 Thmjxaa 3 0 12 0 0 Debwerf 3 0 0 0 0 0 Ccdopo3b3 0 1 0 0 0 G r e e n 2 b 3 1 1 0 0 0 Knothelb 3 0 0 0 0 0 BQlidb 10 0 0 0 0 HaUlf 2 10 0 1 0 Cmjk 110 0 2 0 Totab 21 4 4 2 000 000 0-0 040 000 X—4 EJtabdiL L0B:UW-MH*«fee3, UW-Ptknde 1 Z&Greeae. SF: Billi UW-MBwaukee IP H I ERW K UW-Parkside at Northeastern GAME 1 UW-PARKSIDE Northeartera •br h bi abr k H 3 1 1 0 J k b w t k i 2 b 4 0 1 1 1 1 Ri Split if 3 0 0 0 1 0 Rd Split If 4 0 1 0 2 0 Cilucolb 1 0 0 0 1 1 Haacke 3 0 10 0 0 Ron 3b 3 0 0 0 3 3 CrpaOirf 3 111 1 2 WlUnudh 3 0 1 0 1 1 Saves 2 10 0 118 Totab 24 2 3 2 UW-Pafride 0101205-9 Nortfaevtea 0010001-2 UW-P»rkjId« IP H R ERW K Zdiniki 7 4 2 2 4 4 Nortbasfcre IP R R ERW K HUnbckf Hxnqaeas 3 2 Ddmerf 4 0 Caccioppo 3b 4 1 Grcea 2b 4 1 Knothelb Bflbc Ccughbndh Hail If Totab 329 Hedand L 6 4 4 2 2 2 Gawfcrd L 6 11 9 8 5 4 GAME 2 Zaaboi 1 1 0 0 0 0 UW-Mlwnkee UW-PARKSIDE GAME 2 a b r 1 H abr h bi UW-PARKSIDE Northeaston Mommaerti 2b 3 0 0 0 HUnbckf 2 1 1 0 ab r 1 bi abr h bi Neuberlf 3 0 0 0 Unpin a 3 1 2 1 HdHobeckcf 4 3 3 0 Jkbwski2b4 2 1 2 Gmzkwck2b 3 0 0 0 Debtee if 3 0 10 Thompson n 5 1 1 2 Rk Split cf 5 0 3 0 Yagadnaki 3 1 1 1 Cariopo3b3 0 0 0 Debase rf 5 1 4 3 RiSpBtlf 4 2 1 2 Neumann 2 0 0 0 Green 2b 3 0 2 1 Caxioppo3b 4 1 2 1 Calaicolb 4 1 1 3 Kotakiph 1 0 0 0 Knothelb 3 0 1 0 Green 2b 4 2 2 0 Haacke* 2 1 0 0 Kauldh 1 0 1 0 Bills dh 2 0 0 0 Knothelb 3 2 2 1 Rosa 3b ,4 1 0 0 Rabelpr 0 0 0 0 Hall If 2 0 0 0 Bills c 4 0 3 2 Crpnflirf 3 1 0 0 Michelslb 2 0 0 0 Coghlndh 2 0 1 0 Coughlindh 2 0 1 1 Wlhmsdh 3 2 0 2 Klawiuerf 2 0 0 0 Beger ph 2 1 1 0 Kavesa 3 0 0 0 Branch c 2 0 0 0 Hall If 4 0 1 1 Wlliamsphl 0 0 0 Totab 221 2 1 Totab 23 2 8 2 Totab 37 11 20 11 Totab 33 10 6 9 UW-Mlwaakee 0001000-1 UW-Parkside 1101170-11 UW-Parksidc 200 000 X—2 Northeastern 2700001-10 ETaylor, Mommreitt. LOB:UW-hflwaukc 3, UW- UW-Parkside IP H R ERW K Parkside 6.2B:Thomp(oa, Koothe. HRrYagadmski. SF. Feanriek 13 4 5 5 1 0 Bilb. SB: HoUenbeck. CS: Kootfae. Kalinowski 151 1 3 4 2 4 0 GmdaU 2 1 0 0 2 1 UW-MBmaktc IP H R ERW K Karal W 3 2 10 15 Tijicr L 6 8 2 2 3 2 Northeastern IP H R ERW K UW-Pariuide IP H R ERW K Barfcll L 53 17 10 10 0 0 Feanriek W 7 2 1 1 2 3 1 SamweS 157 3 1 1 0 0 I \\ '•PARKSIDK BASKBA1.L STATISTICS Through 04/22/91 Record: 12-9 HITTING Naaw (7 IN ABR H 28 1 HoHcabock20 132 59 19 24 9 2 Deluxe 19 134 65 11 25 6 3 Caccioppo 20 136 55 15 20 5 4 Bilk 17 109 47 S 15 3 5 Diedrich 14 74 30 7 9 1 6 Green 20 137 64 16 18 4 7 Koothe 18 123 5013 14 3 8 Cooghlia 18 11237 9 9 3 9 Ibompwn 20 138 76 14 18 7 10 Hall 20 132 55 5 10 1 11 Cortex 7 22 8 0 2 0 12 Beger 4 23 7 2 3 1 13 Othere 9 3211 3 2 0 totab 2014056412216943 3BHRRBIBBKHBSBSASF AVE JLG 2 0 5 13 11 0 6 8 0 0407 0627 2 1 13 6 12 0 4 6 0 0385 0585 0 1 12 10 8 3 2 2 3 0364 0509 0 0 14 2 6 0 1 1 3 0319 0383 0 0 8 5 9 0 0 0 0 0300 0333 3 0 9 1 4 4 2 3 0 0281 0438 0 0 9 3 1 0 1 1 0 0280 0340 1 0 6 1 3 0 4 4 0 0243 0378 1 0 17 2 12 0 4 5 1 0237 0355 0 0 4 6 12 1 2 2 0 0182 0200 10 0 1 3 0 4 4 0 0250 0500 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0429 0571 0 0 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0182 0182 10 2 100 51 85 8 30 36 7 0300 0422 FIELDING t I po fld% 2 33 0572 4 45 0980 29 15 0863 4 46 0962 2 22 0960 36 24 09 84 4 69 0912 0 0 0500 39 19 0892 0 22 1500 0 2 1500 2 4 0500 2 3 0714 30124304 .934 PITCHING Name GGS 1 Hdt 2 TMmrii 3 Korrzal 4 Cnndall 5 Crtea 5 6 Feanriek 7 7 PhiLipi 5 8 K&omkiS 9 Lotadcfl 4 0 8 7 9 1 7 2 IN 9133 48 4 18.67 4 16.67 0 633 1 29 2 1267 1 7.67 0 3 0 WL 0 1 Mas 29 20 15 13412 9 R ERH I B 2 14 4 11 10 25 20 9 5 15 13 5 5 13 11 4 2 1 2 10 20 17 24 16 10 8 10 8 12 7 9 5 7 3 4 3 SO 48116 90 2B 3B HRBB K WPHB SV ERA BF 0 0 0 7 2 0 0 1 096 38 4 0 1 15 28 0 0 0 157 153 2 0 0 4 20 1 1 0 241 87 1 1 0 12 15 4 1 1 270 60 2 0 0 3 5 0 0 0 284 33 3 3 2 15 10 7 1 0 528 116 200 10 7000 558 64 3 0 1 8 5 0 1 0 821 36 0 1 0 4 0 0 0 0 950 20 17 5 478 92124 2 345 607 GOLF MATC Invitational Cherokee C.C., Madison, WI April 22,1991 Team Results UW-Paikside 383 UW-Eau Claire 389 MATC 394 UW-Stevens Point 396 College of DuPage 401 UW-LaCrosse 402 UW-Platteville 405 MSOE 430 Ripon 451 UW-Oshkosh NTS Medalists It Tom Agazzi (UW-Parkside) 73 It Zack Heuaser (UW-LaCrosae) 73 ltKenlHigley (UW-Eau Claire)73 4tMauk Schnieder(UW-Park side)74 4t Dirk Willis (UW-PtaOeville) 74 UW-Parkskie Scoring Summary INTRAMURAL HOC KFY Par 72 (36*36) Mark Schnieder 39-35 74 Steve Gerber 39-39 78 Paul Cornell 43-38 81 Tom Agazzi 35-38 73 MattKoehler 39-44 83* Joe Dahl strom 37-40 T1 Totals (Top 5 Scores) 383 * Did not count in team score TRACK X FIK1J ) Pizza Hut-Warhawk Invitational UW-Parkside Finishers Mens Results 5000 m Steve Rocha Kiit MiHer 800m EricM ay Mite Relay 7. Ken Byoea Eric May Kevin Collins Tom Schmierer 110 High Hurdles Kurt Johnson 15:49.9 16:03.0 1:58.4 3:33.9 15:48 Womens Results 5000m Run 7. Wendy Oriowski 19:10.41 8. TaraRoy 19:16J3 Sprint Medley Relay 4. Anne Thayer 1:55.18 Kim Avery Pam Downing Jane Kunz 400m Relay 6. Anne Thayer J3.79 LisaMajerie Lori Wilkens Dee Dee Roche 1500m Run 6. Jenny Gross 4:58.31 7. Veronica Chamlee 5:00.51 KeDy Watson 5:09.90 Julie Rader 5:38 JO 400m Dash Lori Wilkens 1:05.53 Javelin Lori Wilkens 80'6" 100m Dash 5. Pam Downing :12.77 Anne Thayer : 13.31 200m Dash 8. Jane Kunz :27.13 3000m Run 2. TriciaBreu 10:44.71 10. Jennifer Zalewski 11:1720 Current Standings Team YL L I Puckers 5 0 0 10 Killer Avacodos 3 1 0 6 Grapplers 2 1 1 5 Brain Grenades 2 3 0 4 Big Shooters 1 2 1 3 Hansen Brothers 1 3 0 2 Thursday's Results Puckers 2 Grapplers 1 Scoring Puckers- Johnson from (Caccioppo), Thompson from (Hemer) Grapplers-Schmidt from (Dutton) Killer Avacados 4 Brain Grenades 1 Scoring Killer Avacados- Sholler,Alton,Lindsey, Lindsey from Alton Brain Grenades- Bedore unassisted end of regular season PLAYOFFS TUESDAY, APRIL 23 Game 1 Puckers 8 Brain Grenades 0 ScorlngrPuckers 1. Caccioppo from Rogers 2. Rogers from Johnson 3. Hemer unassisted 4. Johnson from Lemmerman 5. Caccioppo from Hemer 6. Johnson from Mueller 7. Hemer from Johnson 8. Hemer unassisted Brain Grenades No Scoring Game 2 Grapplers Killer Avacodos Grapplers Scoring 1. Tiedt unassisted 2. Schmidt unassisted 3. Dutton unassisted 4. Dutton unassisted Killer Avacodos Scoring 1. Swanson from Scholler 2. Swanson unassisted 3. Swanson unassisted Championship Game Tuesday, April 30 7:00 Puckers vs. Grapplers UW-PartoM* m Wartbirg Cubes Hum Krnbenc* MUkuUki, Ja NowdassU Pilubicki Pact Plot SieUff Stepbam Wright AB R 2 0 0 0 H RBI 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 10 UW-Pukrtfe Wutbars 26 0 73 4 6 6 6 2 lIW-Fvktkb v*. ML M«rcy AB R H RBI Cubes 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 12 0 MSabki, Ja 3 0 10 NowdomU 3 0 2 0 Mubictd 2 0 0 0 Peca 3 10 0 SieUff 3 0 0 0 Stock 3 0 10 Wrixfc 4 Q fi 0. UW-Puknfe ML Mercy 28 2 6 23 7 7 1 SOU FIFA LI. STMMARIKS • i ' irW.Parkfhb tn. 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Ja 0 0 Nowdotnki 3 0 0 0 Novdomrid 3 1 1 1 Palabkki 3 0 0 0 Palabkb 3 1 1 0 Pea 3 0 0 0 ft*j 4 1 1 0 Bo. 1 0 0 0 Fits 3 1 1 0 SiaUff 0 1 0 SieUff 3 0 1 0 Stephen 3 0 0 0 Stock 2 0 0 Stock 2 1 1 1 Wrifht 4 0 3 0 Wright 3 0 2 0 UW-Puktbb 31 10 T UW-Pukrido 74 2 4 T SL Prodi 38 8 12 0 SLMuy'* 30 8 12 8 Errors costly as Ranger women drop six straight — 1 ~a n An-OTictont rrvmmittino continued from front page throughout the game to preserve her other players for later in the toumey. Later the same day, the Rangers faced ML Mercy College, die host school, andlost 7-2. Paikside's Jeanne Esselman got the loss going the distance. In the bottom of the third, ML Mercy jumped on the scoreboard with a lead off walk, a sacrifice bunt another walk and a base hiL UW-Parkside scored twice in the fourth but in gave up three in the fifth and the sixth. The story of this game was errors, UW-Parkside committed six errors which allowed five of the seven ML Mercy runs to score. "We haven't had players demonstrate that they are head and shoulders above the others and we keep trying them at different positions," said Draft of her team's inability to Jeanne Esselman play error free ball Game three, the Rangers last game Saturday, was, in the eyes of coach Draft, "The best game we've played all season. I never saw us with so much hustle, desire and wmmsmgmiBMii MMMWMW- : v • '••i ;1: • . . • 1 L'i.'rV:-: • • • . :: ; Illegal parkers no match lUW-Parkside's finest x:V;r 'T • '• V ; " : • '• . •' :: b&seb&ll I' sleep safely under ; • •: • . ' ••, ; : 1 y & • • • . •' • '' ' • V:£#4--' . "--5 . : . . • : •" , ... ... "• : / ' • ' .. . ; : ; • :j;;' :-v' :i:. "?• : : / : . / ' ' . ' ' • • ' ' ^ • . ' • . ' .. • '• • . ' ' ..• " --••• • ' '• •/'I ^ . ' : • T:ot only infected the that -day»but :tbey hadal$c taken ttpposltioo on thesouth»de a highway Evan entire Xf'7v-; doers: aireadyscaredby tiwpow^tful dispiaytriey just witnessed against: ibchgr^paririh^e^'iii& Flasltiogred^blue^^ trrbeaB thai llipiiessagc bus been ck&iysertL If youVs going to park iSegallyy: :you might 83 weH doit somewhere else- UW-Paiksidc's security is on; M iuid:t^:isve^ keJrosl»^:fih^t behind them, Ho matter what the intensity, itwas really agreat game to watch." With all the compliments given to her team, you would think die Rangers won but the praise was given following a losing effort as Columbia ended up on top 3-0. Columbia scored its very first batter of the game with great run production. The lead-off hitter got a base hit was sacrifice bunted to second and scored on a two out base hiL The rest of the game saw diving catches by the Ranger fielders and an all-around great defensive effort The Rangers broke down defensively in the seventh and gave up two more runs on an error and two base hits off pitcher Beth Hansen. "I'm happy we play so well, because they know they can be there at the end of the season." Day two had the Rangers getting up at the crack of dawn and Beth Hansen heading out to the park for a nine o'clock starting time. Coe University from DeBuque was the Ranger foe in a 7-5 loss far their fourth straight in the tourney. Pitcher Jeanne Esselman gave up four earned runs in seven innings as her defense once again seemed non-existant committing five errors and failing to play balls hit near them. The Rangers gave up six runs in the seventh on four hits and three errors. Next the Rangers Hansen took to the mound again los ing to SL Francis 8-4 and once again UWParkside committed five errors which was the story in the loss. In the sixth with the game tied at four SL Frances came up with four funs on three singles, a double, a sacrifice fly, a walk and of course an error. "Our bats were dry all weekend," said Draft "And we could not get anyone ouL" Finally the last game of the toumey came and UW-Parkside failed to get on the scoreboard losing to Wartburg College 4-0. "If they can remember the positive game we had against Columbia, and use that as a light for the future it will be ok. Golfers, from B1 Golfers pack their bags for two day Wisconsin road swing Also finishing strong for UWParkside woe Joe Dahlstrom and Steve Gerber, shooting 77 and 78 respectively. PaulConnell and Matt Koehler rounded out the Ranger scoring with scores of 81 and 83. The Rangers totaled 383 strokes on the day, six less than second place finisher UW-Eau Claire and 11 less than third place finisher and host MATC. The links ters played in the Carthage/Whitewater Invite on Wednesday at Bristol Oaks Country Club in a tune up for their Central Wisonsin road trip next week. The Rangers will travel to Stevens Point and Neekosa next Monday and Tuesday to take part in the Pointer Invitational at Stevens Point Country Club and the Lake Arrowhead Invite at lake Arrowhead Country Club. The two meets will feature competition from fellow UW system schools as well as some other state colleges. The "Northern Swing" will provide a good opportunity for the Rangers to test their endurance in back-to-back meets and will help them in their preparation fa- the NCAA National Toumey in May. Sign Up Now End of the Year Extravaganza La : lllMlliilS|Bl!ll SaffoibjiOE Sign-up sheets available In the Phys. Ed. or Ranger Offices. mtimmftmrni Agazzi is master of MATC invite The PGA crowned Ian Woosnam as it's 1991 Masters Champion just over a week ago, but since "Woosy" isn't a UW-Parkside student, this week IBM and the Ranger salute fellow linkster Tom Agazzi as our Athlete of the Week. Agazzi, a sophomore, shot a one over par 73 at Cherokee Country Club in Madison, Wisconsin on Monday, capturing co-champion honors while leading the Rangers to the MATC Invitational tournament title. Tom is a native of South Carolina and has been playing golf since his freshman year of high school. Tom moved to Wisconsin with his parents after his graduation from Irmo High School in Columbia, S.C. in 1989 and joined the Ranger squad that same year. According to Agazzi, the golf courses of South Carolina and Wisconsin are very comparable. "A golf course is a golf course," said Agazzi. After 16 holes at Cherokee, Agazzi stood at one under par, but threeputts on the last two holes led to two bogies and a one over par 74 for the round. "I should have played better," said Agazzi, "I hit the ball pretty well, but I missed alot of putts." Tom Agazzi Congradulations, Tom. What size jacket do you wear? April 25,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 13 Far-Out Days by Moss When I was in fifth grade our Science teacher, a total hippie, decided it would be "real cool" to have the class drop eggs from the tallest slide on the playground. He gave us a little flimsy cardboard box t o put our egg in. We could put anything inside it to cushion the egg's impact The idea was to try and drop the egg from the top of the slide without it cracking. We couldn't use parachutes, lines, or fish eggs: and they couldn't be hard boiled either. (And they had to be checked out with him first) A week later everyone had scribbled colorful designs on the outside of their boxes with what they thought would be their successful craft to land their egg safely back down to earth. The day had come to drop our eggs. One of my friends.,the class comedian, played "Taps" on his cornet as people "did the egg drop". The success rate was close tos eventy five percent (myself included). Now many years lata-1 look at an egg and I am still amazed. Quite a unique structure, the egg retain great strength from its structural integrity. It is a great source of protein and other nutritional value. And it is used in so many of the things we eat. And the variations of it used just for breakfast! Gadzookes! They are endless. Just look in a cookbook. Or if you cook, you know what I am talking about. Presently I liveabovea little restaurant and recently acquired cooking skills. (I am tired of making myself grilled ham and cheese and toasted tunafish sandwiches everyday.) With the help from the cook downstairs, I have learned how to make omelets, poached eggs, scrambled eggs, fried eggs sunny-side up and overeasy. (And I might add that she was amazed and frightened by the different concoctions and combinations I make with y sandwiches.) This last weekend I got up around 11 am and felt that sheepish childlike feeling rushing through my veins. I made a little box out of thin cardboard and crammed it with paper and stuff. I had to know if I still had what it took from 5th grade. I was a man with a mission. Like James Bond. I chuckled as I placed an egg inside my cardboard craft and colored it quickly with crayons. I opened my window and let it drop onto the sidewalk below. The cook must have seen it drop and curiosity got the best of her. She was standing out on the sidewalk looking up at my window and back down again at the colored cardboard box. "Don't touch it!" I exclaimeda, nd she jumped back. Half-dressed I raced downstairs and she stared at the box while I opened it To my delight the egg was still intact! I still had what it took. My Science teacher would have been proud. "What are you doing with that egg?" the cook asked. She had a look of shock in her eye. It was apparent that she was debating whether her tenant that lived upstairs was tainted with lunacy or not I beamed a smile. "I'm making myself breakfast, I have finally discovered how I like my eggs," I stated. "How's that?" The same way James Bond likes his martinis. "Shaken, not stirred," I replied. rA Do YOU want to be a Ranger Staff Member? Here's your chance! All you have to do is come in the Ranger office ,WLLC D139c, any time and let us know. We're now looking for people for next year for all positions. JCL Ranger, Page 14 Feature Apail 25,1991 Racine BUS rates increasing The Racine Belle Urban System has announced a rate increase for riders of die bus to/from die UW-Parkside campus. EffectiveMay 1,1991, it will cost a cash fate of $0.60 foraone-way trip. The previous rate was $0.50. The monthly bus pass has also been raised from $18.00 to $20.00 per month. According to Michael Glasheen, Transit Planner for Racine, the new rates were established by the city's Common Council on April 3, 1991. He said the reduced cash rate of $0.25 for qualified elderly and disabled persons was the only rate that remained unchanged. Glasheen also said the Council established a reduced monthly bus pass for qualified disabled persons. Previously, there was no monthly pass available at a discounted rate. However, these special passes are only available at the Racine City HalL A city issued Identification Card must be presented in person to purchase these passes for $13.50. Dave Ostrowski, administrator of the UW-Parkside Paricing & Transportation program, said that the cost of die BUS tokens sold at the Union Information Desk must also be raised on May 1 to match the new fares. "Even at $0.60," said Ostrowski, 4tthe Racine BUS is still an inexpensive and fairly convenient way of getting to and from the campus". Library hours during finals week Wednesday, May 8 - 7:45am to 2:00 am. Thursday, May 9 - 7:45 am to 2:00 am. Sunday, May 12 - 12:00 am to 2:00 am. Monday, May 13 - 7:45 am to 2:00 am. Tuesday, May 14-7:45 am to 2:00 am. Wednesday, 15 - 7:45 am to 2:00 am. Daymare - • : • ' ' : : : • ' " : dempristrared thepriiieiples cookie dough. As the group . . ' :: " : '• . - • ' ' : ' • . ' • facts aboutfaow wecanmake 1 • : ^ • : : : ' • • • V ^ ' • . " ' : ; cookies, he fell & tug at his who "How come we : "-'f " .I II. I. • I ' '' • ,• sun?" What was he to tell her? How was he to explain i flHRAKIiHH Itll JIII;Wr opilla§te ? Howwas;; {• that this is the trendy thing cling? How could he tell our -li near another word about solar energy until there's another. I;I|||III" "Because it's hot cost effectisre," he replied,; feeing som^w^irresp6h-: question. make lyjoa ec?oktcs," siie bard r-iih* I walked hack it' iiLi ;il;:li||ll 1 think I'm going to dragon; n ?j. ud oh solar . . < • for thought. Business student honored Stranger Eye by Moss M I k e e p t e l l i n g h i m h e ' s g o i n g t o g e t h i m s e l f h u r t , b u t h e s a y s I t s t o p s h i s b a c k p a i n . . . ' © 1991 Moss 0*a*r' Dawn Mead, a current student at the University of Wisconsin- Parkside, has received the Outstanding Student Award, presented annually by the Milwaukee Chapter of the Financial Executives Institute. The Award is given to one student at each of a number of Wisconsin universities on the basis of academic achievement and outstanding activities. Mead, a graduating senior majoring in Accounting, is a resident of Racine. Her overall grade point average of 3.97 has qualified her to be selected for the Award by foe Dean and faculty of the School of Business at UW-Parkside. The Financial Executives Institute is a membership organization of more than 13,400 chief financial officers, treasurers and controllers representing more than 7,000 companies in the United States and Canada. The Milwaukee Chapter has more than 200 members. The F & I provides for the exchange of ideas and experiences among business and professional groups, government and academic communities. - -'i April 25,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 15 UW-Parkside musical: Working by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor The music of contemporary artists such as James Taylor and Micki Grant will be fetured during the student production of "Working: the Musical" at Parkside on April 26-27 and May 3-4. Curtain tim e is 8 p.m. in the CART Theatre. General admission is $6 for senior citizens/students and $7 for adults. There will be a 10 a.m. matinee performance on Tuesday, May 2. The play is based on Stud Tericel's Pulitzer Prize winning book "Working." It is a tribute to working Americans everywhere. His work provides the basis for exploring the joy, frustration and pride associated with a broad crosssection of overlooked occupations such as supermarket checker, assembly line worker and even the newsboy. "Working" includes songs by James Taylor, Micki Grant, Mary Rogers, Craig Carnelia, Susan Birkenhead and Stephen Schwartz. The characters in Working are non-fictional characters, and although their names have been changed, their words have not The musical could not have been put together without the students, staff and faculty working on it: Director - Lisa Kornetsky, Musical Director - August M. Wegner, Scenic Designer - Skelly Warren, Lighting Designer - Barb Bartel*, Costume Designer - Tina Paukstelis*, Choreographer - Michael F. Snider and Choral Director- James Kinchen. The names with astericks are student designers. All in all, the cast consists of 23 students and 7 orchestra members. It would be impossible to list all Of th e contributing students in the cast, as well as the stage managers, assistants, and others involved in the musical. One thing to take note of, however is the diversity of the cast. The Racine, Kenosha, Raymond, Continued on Page 12 IBM Volunteer of the Week Jason Rimkus is a freshman September, indicating an intermajoring in Engineering. He est in video production, enrolled in the Student Com- After an extensive training mumty Service Program last in studio, remote and editing through the Community Access Program at Jones Intercable in Kenosha, Jason produced a 15 minute video for Education and Reading Services (E.A.R.S.). The video is now being shown on Channel 21 several times a week. Those who view the video will learn how EARS can help people who are printhandicapped, where the program exists within the WGTDFM 91 radio station, and how important volunteers are to die operation of the service. Thanks to Jason's expertise and his 84 hours of volunteer service, more people who need the EARS service will be helped. Jason Rimkus Community Service Announcements tJliASEBALLCOA€ii£S FOR C.Y,Ci College sudents^bocane^^ J®t;RADK> B RO A DCASITNO ABILfnE5> Become s reader for The Education and Reading : ' . ' • V . • . : : ' ' • • ' -V'! J,..' ' 1 • " "v " "c;. r:C:C::;;V; ' ''A/.. v'vA';y:- '-v "' : /-';r c 'I: •; V', . |^»aeat5pect3.tOlyf^ *< % with in the Career • :A' :;-:- •- A: ^ . v. •: before the eftdof the semester. See how See Carol Engberg hi the Career Center or call 553-2011. This Week at Parkside FRIDAY, APRIL 26 BATTLE OF THE BANDS: Union Cafeteria, 7 pm, $3 students, $4 others. PARKSIDE PLAY: "Working: The Musical," CART Theatre 8 pm. $6 for senior citizens/students and $7 for adults. MOVIE; "Days of Thunder" $ pm Union Cinema. $1 students - $2 public. SUNDAY, APRIL 28 MUSIC: Voices of Parkside, First Baptist Church, 801 Wisconsin Ave., Racine, 3:30 pm, admission. ENSEMBLE: Brass Ensemble, CART D-118, noon, free. WEDNESDAY, MAY 1 LECTURE; "Europe on a Buck a Day & other Traveling Hints, noon, MOLN 105, free. CINCO DE MAYO Gala Celebration: All events sponsored by Hispanic Organization at Parkside, Onda Larina, L' alliance Des Amis, Spanish Center of Racine, Professional Food - Service Management, Inc., Washington Junior High School Kenosha Youth Folkloric Dance Troup, The Center for Education and Cultural Advancement and the Student Activities Office. DANCE; The Kenosha Youth Folkloric Dance Troup featuring students from Washington Junior H.S., noon-1 pm. Main Place. EXHIBITS: Artists, exhibitors &other displays. Main Place 10- > * BALLET: Ballet Folklorico Workshop features a history of regional dances, origin of costumes and lessons on footwork an choreography, 1:30-2:30 pm. Main Place. Ron's Place . Open Mon-Sun 11am 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657- 5907 Famous For 5x5's (1/2 lb Hamburger & Fries for S3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryout Open Sun-Thurs 1 lam-Midnight Fri-Sat llam-2am 657-4455 (carrout and delivery only) We Now Deliver Broasted Chicken and our complete menu 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 Pnirvu HEALTHY BENEFITS FOR HEALTH CARE MBA'S. Enjoy excellent salary and benefits working with a worldwide health care system. Discover an environment where the needs of the patient-not costs of treatment-come first. Experience the rewards of being a commissioned Air Force officer, plus advanced education, medical/dental care, 30 days vacation with pay each year and much more. Call USAF HEALTH PROFESSIONS COLLECT (414) 291-9475 ; Ranger, Page 16 Parkside play Continued from page 15 Waukesha and Kansasville areas have drawn people to the play. One member of the cast is from Kenya but is currently a student at Parkside, a married couple is in the cast and another cast member actually lives the part he is playing. The dedication and total commitment of each member is evident for "Working" to have gotten as far as it has. For those not familiar with "Working," it isaplay based on the lives of the woriring American. Jobs acted in the play production include waitress, editor, retired man, soloist, housewife^ mason, receptionist, operator, njillworker, copy boy, trucker, fireman, migrant worker, parking attendant, boxboy, hooker/paper kid, teacher, steelworker, checker, secretary, salesman and executive. , If you want to see ,a quality production of a well-known book, "Working: the musical" is it Nowhere else can you see what really goes on in the minds of America's workers, enjoy the music and dramatic atmosphere and do it all for less than it would be to go out to dinner in a nice restaurant "Working: the musical" will be performing April26,27and May 3-4 at 8 pjn. A 10 ajn. matinee will be performed on Tuesday,May 2. Admission is $6 for senior citizens/ students and $7 for adults. Kenosha's Newest & Ho ttest Bar & Restaurant Catering to the College Crowd Thank You UW-Parkside for your patronage!!! Don't forget the Beach Party zvith the Surf Boys on May 16th Remember our Sunday - Thursday specials $1.00 - Dr. McGillicuddy - Rumpleminz - JagerMeister Dance! Dance! Dance! with D. J. Oliver on Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays 302 - 58th Street Kenosha, Wl (414) 652-0505 News Pi Sigma Epsilon wins awards April 25,1991 Continued from Page 1 Batten, Maggie Frymire, Doug Johnson, Mike Johnson, Dawn Mailand, Gary Nephew, Elizabeth Spalla, Janice Word, and George Yee. At the national conference, they participated in workshops and seminars in Building Chapter Strength,Resume Building, Building Marketing Skills, and Team Building. They also attended formal dances and slide presentations. The newly elected officers for PSEare: Janice Word, President; Andy Patzer, Vice President; Mike Johnson, Vice President of Personnel, Doug Johnson, Vice President ofMarketing, and Ken Schuh, Vice President of Finance. Other elections took place yesterday. Last week, PSE held their first annual awards banquet in which twelve members were rcognized as well as graduating seniors. Receiving awards were: Gary Nephew, best member; Maggie Frymire, best project and best project report; Beth Lucassen, best PSE contingent at National Convention new member; Jill Janovitz, most enthustiatic new member, Tracey Beecroft, new member top sales; Scott Touten, best interview, and Ken Schuh and Marissa Legath, best interview answer. Life after Parkside Kimberly A. Tenerelli Staff Writer A Staffing Specialist with the United States Navy. That is the position held by Deanna (Lake) Leadingham. It sounds as interesting andc hallenging asi t is.T he job description and pay scale are complex, but I will try to explain them for you. First, let me say that this is a civil job. This means that Deanna is not a sailor, but a civilian, gaining this job because of her college degree. She majored in Business with a concentration in Personnel and Administration, graduating UW-Parkside in 1989. Her job is related to the hiring and ranking of job applicants, among other duties. Deanna has twenty to thirty activities (organizations) within the base that come to her and request employees. She then sets up interviews with the person requesting the employee(s) and checks the applicants references. She rates the applicants based on qualifications and experience and ranka them on a scale of adequacy from highly qualified to eligible. Deanna fills out a Certification of Elieibility Deanna Leadingham based on her findings. She has a tough job because there are different rules and regulations for each position. Deanna has to be aware of all of these to make sure that the applicants for a certain type of job meet the requirements. Deanna is also involved in career counseling of current employees. She counsels employees about choices available to them, answers questions they may have, paths they may take, or jobs that they can qualify for. In addition, Deanna utilizes and provides in-depth advice on personnel programs such as the Summer Student Program. With all these responsibilities, as you can imagine, you need several skills. You have to like work- Continued on Page 19 April 25,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 17 Petrifying Springs a valuable resource by Corey Anton Special to the Ranger University of Wisconsin- Parks ide students not only have the advantage of attending a university with a small student to professor ratio, students also have the valuable asset of Petrifying Springs Park right next door. As the snow becomes a faint memory, and nature opens up in spring, the park awaits people taking advantage of its resources. People can finally release themselves from the grasp of cabin fever by getting over to Petrifying Springs, and sensing the wonder of one of Wisconsin's most beautiful parks. With finals around the coma-, many students spend a lot of time reading, studying and preparing for exams. These are indoor, and nonactive ac tivities. Although these activities are necessary for good grades, students may overlook their need to exercise. Petrified Springs Park offers many opportunities for students to get some exercise for the body as well as the mind The actual park is more than nature trails; it is actually several park areas that are separated but remain within one megapark. There are baseball diamondsa, nd volleyball areas for students to enjoy some friendly competition. Kirsten Tenges, a junior at UW-Parksidc stated, "At the end of the year, my friends and I go over to Pet's to play volleyball, cookout and have a good time celebrating the end of the semester." Pets also has traditional park toys such as swings, teeter-totters, and merry-go-rounds for any students who have children, or fen-those of us who are still children at heart Petrifying Springs has enough large free space to allow for easy picnicking with the use of the park's many grilling facilities. Chris Brandt, a sophomore at UW-Parkside said, "My friends and I often go to the park to play footbag. Then we usually grill out and enjoy the scenery." Some students never even walked its trails nor seen the park apart from the road. When I asked students about Pet's, one person asked, "Where is the park?" Some UW-Parkside students use the park regularly. Yet even regular trail walkers can marvel at the newly made trails resulting from winter's thaw. Brenda VanCaster, a sophomore at UW-Parkside said, "My Graduation means goodbye to spring breaks, summers off, And IBM student prices. Before you put on your cap and gown, there's still time to take advantage of the great student price on an IBM ffersonal System/2* Whether you need to create impressive papers. graphics and spreadsheets for school, or business reports for work, or even resumes, the PS/2' comes preloaded with software that will let you do just that. And it has a mouse to make it easy to use. Plus, there are added tools fike a notepad, calendar and cardfile—even games. .And its expandable so it can grow with you throughout graduate school or on the job. While you're still a student, affordable loan payments are also available with the IBM PS/2 Loan for Learning. And on a different note, vou can get a great low price on the Roland' Desktop Music System. Graduation means saying a lot of gxxlbyes- But before you do. there's still time to check into a great student price on a PS/2." See what vou can do with a PS/2 today—and what it can do for vou tomorrow. .J&TSS See us In Molinaro Hall on Thursday, May 2 from 9am to 3pm. For more information contact your IBM Collegiate representative, Craig Simpkins at 1-800-886-4PS2 or 553-2287. IBM friends and I walk through some trails about once a week; it has the best, most beautiful hiking trails around." For those who do not want to exercise, Petrifying Springs offers other outdoor opportunities. With many picnic tables and clean facilities, Petrifying Springs gives students the chance study in the peaceful outdoors. "One of my favorite places to study is Pet's. I can concentrate much better in the fresh air," commented Mitchell Fish, a junior at UW-Parkside. Not only students take advantage of the park's facilities. The park also has many local residents who weekly fill up empty milk jugs with the natural spring fed water available in the paric. While getting a drink at the one of the park's water fountains, I overheard one person tell another, "Petrifying Springs' water is the only water I'll drink." While some students enjoy the breathtaking beauty of hiking Ranger photo by Sunni Bceck Serenity of the Springs through and along the river's bank, giving them an opportunity to get a others enjoy the use Volleyball nets and baseball diamonds. Still others just enjoy sitting beneath the sun with a book. All of thesea ctivities bring about a sense of respect for nature. Petrifying Springs Park offers students, the creators of tomorrow, a valuable experience by good look at what recycling is trying to preserve. This asset makes University of Wisconsin-Parksidc students valuable potential contributors to the protection of the environment through the use and appreciation of the our neighboring park. APPRECIATION KosT'otvottxl Grazie! Thank You! 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They have opened for such bands as the Psychedelic Furs, Modern English, die Information Society and many other well known bands. The three members of the band, all who have attended die Cleveland Institute of Music, have harnessed cheap synthesizer technology toeffectametamoiphosisfrom classical laymen to astute electropop performers. The band has received many praising reviews from a number of popular magazines including Billboard Magazine and Scene Magazine. It's been said that the band has state of the art dance rock that can compete against New Order's and Depeche Mode's on any given day. The Exotic Birds hve a number of hit releases such as "No Communication/Never Say Goodbye," and EP containing those two songs as well as a sisxo ng LP which also includes "Waiting For You" and "Fade Away." In addition to these recordings, a video of "No Communication" was filmed in New Yak. Within a very short time, this video was shown on a medium rotation (two tof our times a day) onM TV. Their name, The Exotic Birds, comes from the major classical chamber works for the winds and percussion, "L'Oisseau Exotiques," written by the French composer, Oliver Messiaen. LSAT GMAT MCAT GRE Test Your Best! Classes Forming Now. • LSAT starts 5/14 • GMAT starts 5/16 MCAT class meets 6/8 • GRE starts in June Phone Registration 277-9990 % STANLEY H. KAPLAN & Take Kaplan Or Take Your Chances The band has an appealing dance sound that has got them many immediate bookings at major midwest universities and nightclubs. The band has also released another hit single, "Dance the Night Away," which was also an immediate success on the national college radio circuit The Exotic Birds current album called "Equilibrium" is their first album, taking nearly three years to complete. Their album can be found in a number of music stores, including Camelot Musk; and Musicland, The three members of theband, Andrew Kubiszewski, Doug Beck, and Richard Carpenter, continue to push techno-pop to new directions fusing innovative electronics with dominate percussive stylings. PAB (Parkside Activities Board) is very excited about this new band. They arc expecting to The Exotic Birds see a rather large turnout and feel that it will be an eventful evening. Father Mark leaving because of budget cuts by Emily Heller Feature Writer Come next fall, the Catholic Student Club will be lacking a very important member. Reverend Mark Gotvald will finish out the semester here at UW-Paikside and hopes to be working as a full-time campus minister at another university. For the past three years, Father Mark has been dividingup his week between UW-Parkside, Carthage, and the Archdiocese of Milwaukee. He spends two days a week in Kenosha covering his responsibilities at UW-Parkside and Carthage. This involves not only club activities but other religious responsibilities as well. Therestof his week is spent in Milwaukee as the Associate Directorof Young Adult Ministry. The new campus minister will have even less time on UWParkside's campus next year. Funds have been cut, therefore the new minister will only spend five hours per week here next semester. This year's club participated in many activities. Mass was held every Sunday at 8:30pm, members of the club volunteered at theS oup Kitchen twice a semester, special talks wereheldon various subjetcts of interest, and every semester the club participates in a retreat of some sort This semester the club ventured on a retreat with seven other UW campus clubs. This year's club has approximately thirty members. The Catholic Student Club Parkside Union* Wedding Reception Openings June 15,29, and July 13,1991 Due to three caucellations.the Parkside Union has prime date ^openings for this June and July, 1 ^or Info on Reservations, call 553-2294 Reverend Mark Gotvald President is Jim Wytters, Vice President is Tricia Breu, and Secretary is PatLee. Reverend Gotvald is looking into the possibility of becoming a full-time campus minister at Cardinal Stritch, St Paul University, or Santa Clara University. "NearDeath Experiences: Phenomena and Explanations" Presented by Wayne G. Johnson Professor, Philosophy Tuesday, April 30 12:30-2:00 PM MOLN D-101 Sponsored by PP.S. Parkside Philosophical Society Free and open to the public Classic designer clothing for men and women. Bring your valid college ID and receive an additional 15% off the ticketed price. Discount applicable on nonsale items only. Offer expires May 9th, 1991. Feature the U.S. Navy as a Clerk Typist after High School. She then attended Parkside for eight years attending night classes. Deanna felt it was worth the battle. "I met a lot of good friends, in the end I was afraid to leave them. UW-Parkside got me my job and made me a more confident per- April 25,1991 son." Deanna s adv iceis," J ust keep going. Eight years later, I m still glad I did it" To find out more information about this position or other Civil Service positions with the military, write the U.S. Office of Personnel Management, Chicago Area Office, 175 West Jackson Blvd, Chi- Lakeside Market Place, 11211 120th Avenue, Kenosha (414) 857-9093 Life After Parkside Continued from page 16 jng with people- from managers to clerk-typists. Deanna states you should like to do research because every job has rules and regulations that you must beaware of. Toknow all of them is almost impossible so you must research to find them out. This position requires good oral and written communication skills, and requires a college degree or equivalent experience. As for the salary, each job has a classification from a GS1 (general schedule) to a GS18. Within each GS there are ten divisions. • This position is a GS7 level. Usually each individual at this position starts at level 1, however, if you had a 3.5 GPA or better you would start at a higher level. This is what they call super achievement So a GS7 level 1 makes $21,023 yearly through level 10, which is $27332 approximately. So starting out you can make between $20,000 - $24,000 depending on which level they feel you are aL Any area which has a military base has a personnel office. Positions are located throughout the United States, as well as overseas. Which brings me to a unique benefit for military civil service jobs, the fact that you can transfer to other locations. Whether it be Germany or Georgia, if you want to see what it's like and your position is open or another you'd want to get into, you could transfer to the location you wanted. The housing would be arr anged for you. You would then stay there for a maximum of five years. After that, you would come b ack to your home base and your original job would be waiting for you.I f you liked the job at the transfer base, and they wanted you to stay, youc ould stay but you would lose the benefit of getting your same job back at the home base. Although this job is fascinating and rewarding, it waas n uphill battle for Deanna. She worked for Brown bag lunch PASA is sponsoring a Brown Bag Lunch on April 29. Bev Bumell will present guest speakers who will address the concerns of many non-traditional students as they prepare to enter the job market. The speakers include alumni who were non-traditional students themselves. They include Carlene Heard, Employee Education Coordinator for Color Arts of Racine; Ralph Harms, Buyer in the Purchasing Department for Triclover, Inc. ofKenosha; and Joan Downey, Crisis Counselor for the Racine County District Attorney's office. Ms Downey will also discuss the value of internships when seeking a job. The Brown Bag Lunch will be on April 29, from noon to one in Moln. 111. Bring your lunch and take a look at your future. Everyone is welcome. cago.JL 60604 orcall in WI (312) ^ 353-6189. You can find out what * jobs are available and where. A good opportunity to find out what a military civil service job is like is to get involved in their Summer Hire Program or Internship Program. To find out more information on these programs call (708) 688-2222. \ I. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 26 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Chiappetta named new Editor-in-Chief for 1991-92 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document �'University ofWisconsin- Parkside Kenosha, Wisconsin Thursday, April1S, 1991 . Chiappetta named new Editor-in-Chieffor 1991~92 by Craig A. Simpldns Editor·in·Chier After four years of worlcing his way up in the organization. RangetnewseditorDanOriappeua has been named Editor -in-Chief for the 1991-92 publishing year. The decision was made last Thursday by the editor selection committee. The committee consisledofadvisorsStuartRubner and Jan Nowak. Editor-in-Chief Craig Simpkins, staff members LalesbaJude. Ken Schuh. and scou Singer. academic staff member Pamela Smith. faculty member JudyLodgson,and student-at-large Jon Hearron. Chiappetta, a UW -Parkside senior, graduated from Bradford High Scboolin 1987. and is major. Volume 19, Issue 76 ing.in English with a writing con- centration, and sociology. "Both majors will definitely be a plus for me. I'm a people person and the knowledge and experience 1 have gained in the last last four years with the Ranger and in the class- room will help me with my new position as editor-in-chief," WhileChiappeUaisawayfrom the classroom and the Ranger. he is busy supervising Ruffalo' s Pizza . in Kenosha, Chiappetta said, "I've been at this position for over five years. and when my term begins 1 will have to give it up. It's been a great experience. but I have to gain experience in a field that will be my career when I graduate. Journal- ism." Chiappetta feels the news de- panrnent bas done a mediocre job of reporting in the past, but he would like to build it up next year. "I feel that news is the most impor- tant pan of the paper. and that is why we're here: to keep students informed on what is happening around campus," said Chiappetta. He has had several news writers working under him this year. and would like 'to increase that figure for next year. Although there aren't any major format changes planned for next year's paper. you can expecta couple of content changes. Chiappetta commented that, "You can expect to see 'The Voice Of Parkside' back next year; 1 think the students should be given every opportunity to speak their opin- Controversy rages over PSGA excursion by Dan Chiappetta because of the females and males DanielstatedthatHomerguar- News Editor attending. It was poorly planned. anteed Diane Welsh. AssistantDi- Thad Jensen. Chair of UW- Theyalsoneededmoremoneycon- rector of Student Life, that the sen- Parkside Student Government's ceming the confusement in the ate will come up with the addi- Segregated University Fees AlIo- cost of the rent of a car." said tionalmoney. Thefiverepresenta· cations Committee. is sending a Homer. "It was too late to get the tives were given the additional message not only to PSGA. but to senate's approval." money. which is againstPSGA by- all other organizations on campus. On March 14, the representa- laws. "I want to prevent people from tives left for Washington D.C.,and "I believe it wasn't Horner's thinking that they have an open on March IS. Homer asked the intent to authorize that the senate checkbook." senate for the additional alloca- will allocate the money. 1 believe Senator Jensen is referring to lion. The senate voted against the his intent was that someone or thefiveUW-PadcsideStodentGov- allocationofd,eadditionalS1S7.94. somehow it will get paid. Itcould ernment representatives that at. Jensen argues that Homer be done through fund raising. do- tended the United States Student doesn't have the authority to indi- nations, etc .. ; said Steve Association Conference held in vidu81ly approve extra funding McLaugblin.DeanofStudentLife. Washington D.C. on March 15-18. without the senate's approval. On April 12,PSGA was going Chris Daniel. Eric Bovee. Latesba "The problem is that they did to vote again on allocating the ad- Jude, Tobin Lindblom. and Lika a poor job planning this trip. they ditional money. which during the Morishitaattendedtheconference didn'tsignupearlyenough,"said meeting was said to have been which primarily consisted of rna- Jensen. "Homer can't go and give S114.94. But the meeting was ad- jor lobbying efforts with other them the money." joumedafterTbadJensen proposed USSA members, who were allo- According to Chris Daniel. thatthe senate would pay S35.00of cated S571 by the senate. but an thenPSGA vice president. an addi- the cost while the senators will pay additional SI87.94 was needed and tional room was needed because of each SI 0.00. The senate never bad was received without senate ap- the females and males attending. an opportunity to vote. This issue proval. though they only planned on stay- will be dealt with fmt tomorrow According to Bill Homer. at inginoneroom. Additionalmoney during~irweeklyse',l8temeeting that time PSGA presiden~ he per- was needed concerning the rental at noon m Communlcauon Arts sonally okayed the additional ear received from Gary Goetz,UW- room 129. amounttheday thefiverepresenta- Parkside Vice Chan~ellor of ~d- "They don't even know ho,= tives left for the conference. "It ministration And Fiscal Aff31fS. much addiuonal money they need, was a time issue which in'the last whereacommunicationalproblern saidJensen. Theysayit'sS114.94. ntinute they needed an extta room cost an additional $70.00. then they say it's $187.94. Dan Cblappetta ion." He also said be would like to see more graphics in the paper next year. Since a majority of this year's Ranger staff will be leaving. Chiappetta plans on spending sev- eral hours this summer recruiting . new staff members. One area be will be concentrating on is cultural affairs. "I would like to get as many AHANA studenlS involved e as possible. because the Ranger is supposed to be the voice of UW- Parkside. so 1 think their involve- ment is very important," com- mented Chiappetta. Chiappetta plans OIl wcrIting for a major newspaper after gradu. ation next spring. A summer issue is scheduled to hit the stands on June 17. W&.. ··~~JearsOftty~gto.finda~btJlIgetm; ~~g ?f/':: t;;WalleypresentM tlJil···plan.!.;May13.MOlI··7:45liJrlr02~lX);im1 ••• '~~S=~&Ji~f~~~~:~~ii;i1;~:~~l denfofPSGA:presented the pIan. T...l·d ' to PSGAwhlchwill enabletbe< J.USI e••• libiary to silly open an additional; ---....,.....,.-"-.-.;;;;.,. two hl)urs compared to the regular:;! Editarial ..,•.." .....,• .Pagl;Z< fmal hours. The library bours willI 'PSOA l{I .Pa 1 l be e~*"ded until 2:00 am begin: .'... epon. ...- F' 'j Ding on the Wednesday prior Ill.. . Dml s AdvQcale •• .PagC, 1; fmal exam' Week anp epntb'ue; Heatth ..~...... l"....... .Pie 4-' through Wednesday everung dur-'S llfti: -0.;;',.,-'5 '. ing final exam week. PSGAagree4I' I:"' ~.t. " ~e. '. to allocate $350.00. whiCh would: SportS ~ 'o. Page 1, ;_ ,":.' :.::'. .,.',:_. .' ._. ·of paylor On~ night supervisor lind. Inlage Indek..._••• ;Page Jl •. ~~~~o:~ :f~~l[M~RevieWs.....Pagql:r;.. Jll!SSed the pIan.! 1,(H). durin&!' COlonng .Pagc;J,4; lastl'riday'ssenate meeting. 3' CblssifiCds.. .Page16, "If this proves.JO be beneficial Ill' , .... .. '. " .. ,.,........ . .... I i • Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 26, April 18, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 24 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. UW-P Professor involved with space shuttle experiment Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document I University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Kenosha, Wisconsin Volume 19, Issue 24 Thursday, April 11,1991 UW-P Professor involved with space shuttle experiment by Dan Chiappetta News Editor and Latesha Jude UW-Parkside Assistant Professor of Chemistry Z. Richard Korszun's invention, the Materials Dispersion Apparatus, has spent the last five days in space with the space shuttle Atlantis. Korszun's invention was in space from April 5 to April 9 (ETA). It's a miniature laboratory which conducts experiments for growing protein crystals. "It is an automated apparatus that allows 100-200 experiments to be performed simultaneously," said Korszun. The Atlantis contains four apparatuses that will be running 500 experiments. If successful, these experiments can provide scientists with a better picture of how viruses, hormones, and other messenger chemicals work in humans, animals, and plants. "Some of the experiments are Prof. Korszun to try to grow larger crystals of protein. The reasoning is by getting larger crystals we can study the molecular architecture of the molecule. Knowing what the molecules look like, we can determine how it does its job, and then possibly design drugs to try o t inhibit the molecules that have gone haywire, which is not doing its job properly," said Korszun. Haywire is a reference to the diseases that are produced in the molecular level, where protein or enzymes overproduce their products, which hurts the system. Korszun's invention was completed seven years ago. "The original reason for making this equipment was to fly it on the shuttle," said Korszun. Because of the the space shuttle Challenger disaster back in January of 1986, in which Korszun's equipment was to be used in the following trip, his project was put on delay since shuttle trips were all temporarily canceled. "They finally got the program rolling again, we got a new chance," said Korszun. When Korszun received a call concerning his invention going up Continued on page 19 United Council demands change | ; by Dan Chiappetta §p|fcws Editor | ' m || || United Council.state student association of which UWParfcside is a member, announced hearings at UW Campu&svound the state on incorporating a specifically worded code prohibiting sexual assault in the UWSystem student conduct codes. The Wisconsin Act 177 was signed into law in April.1990, which states that all UW institutions must distribj^^rutcn and oral information on the definitions of, penalties for, and statistics on sexual assault, sexual harassment and sexual exploitation by therapists to all UWParkside students, faculty, and staff on a annual basis. ?§ Since then. United Council\ has been researching and pro-, moling the need for a specific code that covers sexual assault. •r: According to Jennifer Smith, UC Women's Director, only a physical assault code is stated in the lJW System's student conduct code. She doesn't understand how a sexual assault incident could be considered for punishment under the physical asIfiultcod# | II "There is no reason Whatsoever that this type of specifically worded statement should not be in our student conduct codes," said Smith. "It is absolutely ridiculous that a student can be punished or even expelled for possessing drugs or cheating or forgery but not for raping another student; what kind of message is being sent to students through this lack of a code?" According to Steve McLaughlin, UW-Parkside's Dean of Student Life, UWfpi'arks ide has of yet to discuss this Continued on Page 14 Wisconsin Bell's plan for "flexible" regulation Latesha N. Jude News Writer On September 5th, 1990, the Public Service Commission (PSC) issued its order on the Wisconsin Bell Rate Case. In this decision, the Commission concluded that Bell's retaining rates should be lowered by about $23 million. Instead of retaining the current residential service packages, the PSC eliminated all customer choices and allowed Bell to implement a mandatory pay-per-call plan. According to the Citizens' Utility Board, there are four main points in the decision. First, the flat rate will becliminaied, as will all other existing call packages. These will be replaced with a mandatory pay-per-call rate for local service. This rate charges all customers a basic fee of $9.50 per month, plus a fe for each local call based on the following schedule: 1-60 calls 61-150 calls 151-300 calls 301-400 calls 401-1200 calls 1200* calls $.06 $.05 $.04 $.03 $.02 $.05 per per per per per per call call call call call call Second, the plan will be implemented by Bell on June 1, 1991. Four months prior to introduction of the plan, the company will institute "shadow billing," which will give customers an idea of how much their phone bill will be under the mandatory pay-per-call plan. Third, the commission finally agreed with the Citizens' Utility Board to eliminate touch-tone charges for residential service. In addition, touch-tone charges for businesses have been reduced by $1.50 per month. Fourth, the Public Service Commission could have reduced rates for all residential customers by preserving the current calling package options and reducing rates across-the-board. Instead, they implemented the mandatory payper call plan that will reduce bills for only 80% of its customers, while 20% will see increased bills. Lance Walter, Legislative Director for United Council, gives his testimony against Wisconsin Bell's Plan for "Flexible" Regulation. United Council is a non-profit umbrella group representing over 150,000 students on 23 Wisconsin campuses. Walter states, "Students do have a vested interest in these proposed regulation changes. With the national trend shifting from grants to loans at an alarming rate and approximately 40 percent of today's graduates leaving school with an average debt of $7,337, the train of thought that students are not living in the real world has become a myth." Walter adds, "With this growing economic crunch that students face, Wisconsin Bell is proposing to eliminate unlimited calling as an option for local billing. Students who tend to live in houses or apartments with several other people are going to be one of the hardest hit groups. With such a large percentage of its cost being fixed, I find it difficult to believe thai a usage-based system is really thehiost equitable way to establish pricing policies for local services." According to the Citizens' Utility Board, if Bell earns a 17.5% return on equity over the next three years, it will get to keep all of those enormous profits under its plan. On the other hand, under the current system. Bell would very likely have to refund a portion of those profits to customers. Under Bell's proposal, their rate of return would be targeted at Continued on Page 7 Inside... Editorial PSGA Report.. ....Page 3 Devil's Advocate...Page 3 Letters -Page 4 This Week S ports. •—».......... ....Page 9 Life AfterUW-P....Page 13 Movie Review.. Volunteer... Classifieds...-,.. ....Page 20 j Letters to the Editor DON'T LET THIS HAPPEN TO YOU.' JOIN THE NR A IN FIGHTING THE BRADY BILL! From the desk of the Editor After a month of soliciting applications for the position of editor-inchief, three students have submitted applications for the job. While the low number of applications submitted was a surprise, the quality of the candidates makes up for that low response. The new editor-in-chief will be chosen on Thursday, April 11, by an Editor Selection Committee. The selection committee consists of nine members. They include the Ranger's advisers. Ranger president. Ranger vicepresident, faculty member, staff member, two Ranger staff members, and a student-at-largc. The committee represents the university community and will provide the kind of input that results in a good decision. The candidates for editor-in-chief, all Ranger staff members, include Len Anhold, Dan Chiappeoa, and Tod McCarthy. Anhold joined the Ranger staff in the fall as an assistant sports editor. He played a key role in making the sports section what it is today. Chiappeoa joined the Ranger staff in the fall of 1987 as a news writer and became news editor in 1989. His contributions include numerous front page stories and pullout sections on alcohol awareness week, and most recently, on Operation Desert Storm. McCarthy joined the Ranger staff last June as copy editor. His copy editing skills have made the Ranger an almost error-free paper. McCarthy has also written many stories including his weekly feature. Spotlight. The new editor-in-chiefs term runs from July 1 until june 30. The new editor-in-chief is responsible for publishing a summer issue, slated to hit the stands around the time summer school staits. This issue also serves as an information piece for students attending summer orientation programs. They are also responsible for preparing for the next publishing year. This is accomplished by bringing new staffers on board during the summer so they can be trained by fall, and making new format and style changes. All the candidates are highly qualified for the position, and I wish them all the best of luck. If any other students are interested in joining the Ranger for the coming year, please feel free to stop in the Ranger office and talk to the new editor. To the Editor: All of us on the Parkside campus, students and staff alike, have seen the increasingly bitter division of students this year along racial and ethnic lines. Many fingers of fault could be pointed in all directions, but this would not advance the present situation to a more hopeful future. Suffice it to say, many have made serious mistakes in intercultura1 communication. This situation has especially distressed and confounded ourclub, the Parkside International Club(P J.C.). We are a student-led organization of over 50 students, both from the United States and from over thirty nations around the world. Just to survive as a functioning club, wc have to struggle everyday with the issues of intercultural communication and respect. Wc are all very diverse. Wc are African, Asian, Latin American, Middle Eastern and Europeandescended. We are traditional and nontradiiional students, rich and poor, men and women. In many res pec ts.wcare a microcosm of the world. And yet, we do not experience the bitter divisions that some African-American and white students have displayed with each other. Thus, the logical question is: why? While all of us in the club would have our own ideas, I will simply say that we have understood that differences are to be appreciated AND respected. That as we come to value others, wc end up valuing ourselves more. And it Continued on Page 4 News Editor Daniele Chiappetta Entertainment Editor •E* Feature Editor Gwenevere Heller Sports E<|2 Jeff Lemmennann j> Asst. Sports Editor Theodore Mclntyre Copy Editor iMMcCarth^^P Layout Editor . , Scott Singer Asst. Layout Editor f mmmIiiip8 s •Advisors Stuart Rubner JW#Jowak University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Subscription rato lor one year is $5.00. Please address all correspondence to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper Post Office Box 2000 900 Wood Road Kenosha, W1 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414)553-2287 Business Office (414)553-2295 Editor-in-Chief Craig A. Simpkins 1111% || I Business Manager Kenneth J. Schuh mm Asst. Business Manager Annamaria Sexton jf| Hmmm| 1| 1 Advertising Manager Terri Lyn Fortney :H;" Classified Ad Manager !?if- m 81 St James Chomko Distribution Manager ||| ; ||||||||11!|g|g| Ronald Hansen ^pM®i i! I ^Circulation Manager Elizabeth Spalla 8 I Photo Editor Sunni Bccck Photographers < Todd Goers 5- 8*^128" Kurt Geilfuss •Hf| If PaulBCTge; K. Grundberg flft - ifl fSBIS - Chrislngra® General Staff! '% p?ji. JJp ' §§|% Glen Kelly D^ald '^A^oi'LQ^ris Daniel, Chris Deguire, David Doheity, Debra Halverson, Emily Heller, Latesha Jude, Gabe Kluka, Susan Luepkes, Sarah Minasian, Mike McKowenJim Newcomb, Mona Toliver, David Wick. April 11,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 The Devil's Advocate Mideast troubles are far from over for the Kurds by Donald R. Andrewski According to the rest of the world, the war in the Persian Gulf is over. I must express my reluctance to accept this view. Saddam Hussein's troops invaded, raped, plundered, and burned Kuwait It should come as no surprise. Hussein brutalized Kuwait just as he brutalized his ownpecple. As a ruthless dictator, he secured and maintained power through a reign of tenor. Once the Allied command announced that it was suspending offensive operations, news commentators grimly reported that"the 'elite' Republican Guards finally found someone that they can beaL..Iraqi citizens!" Since cessation of Allied operations, tens of thousands of Iraqi citizens have been killed. Some have been killed in rebelling against the tyrannical rule of Saddam Hussein. Others have been dragged from their homes and summarily executed without a trial. Bush has been accused of enticing the Kurds to revolt against Hussein and now hanging them out to dry. Not that the Kurds really needed anyone to lead them on. As a minority in Iraq, they received pledges of support from Hussein during his rise to power only to be double-crossed by him. More recently, the world was shocked and outraged by Hussein's use of chemical weapons to murder over five thousand Kurds, including women and children. Nonetheless, the Kurds today remain the most dispossessed minority in the world. According to news reports, they even surpass the Palestinians. One Kurd even expressed this fact when interviewed by a CNN reporter. Of course, the military only steps in "when diplomacy fails". and a fine line emerges that makes it difficult to ascertain when the military must be told to stand down and allow the diplomatic process to resume. In the case of the recent Persian Gulf War, I believe that this call was a bit premature. Supreme Commander of Allied Forces in the Gulf War, General Norman Schwarzkopf, has stated that he urged pushing on to defeat the so-called "elite" Republican Guard, thus ripping the fangs out of Hussein's tiger. While surely not elite when compared to U.S. Army Special Forces, British Special Air Service (S.A.S.) or the French Foreign Legion, this so-called elite Guard sure can mess up a civilian populace, a talent that they havecoldbloodedly demonstrated in suppressing the Kurdish rebellion time and again. Asimilar situation faced President Truman when he had to tell General George S. Palton to stand down when Patton suggested that we continue pushing on into Russia. He likewise fired General Douglas Mac Arthur when the latter suggested pushing on into China to neutralize the sanctuary given to the North Korean communist troops. Considering the amount of trouble that the communists have given the free world since then, it is difficult to assess whether or not that was the way to go. Atanyrate, the kapusta hit the fan last year as the socialist movement in Eastern Europe began to fall apart in big pieces. Thus diplomacy, with a copi us amount of patience and forcbcarance, emerged triumphant without conquest of the antagonists. What of thePersianGulfWar? Is it really over now that Kuwait is liberated? Should we aid he t Kurds in their re volt? If so, with what and how much? If not, how long must we wait for diplomacy to work? Several facts have ncxchanged. Hussein is still in command of Iraq and his forces are effectively waging genocide against the Kurds. Although badly shaken up, Hussein will survive and regain his military and political status. It may take five years, but we will have to deal with him again, and he is not so stupid as to make the same mistake twice. If America is truly a nation with a conscience, we must not ignore the cries of the oppressed Kurdish people. Their tears and blood flow upon the ground. They should at least be given a fighting chance. Humanitarian aid will not stop attacking tanks and planes. Nor will it secure a nation for those people yearning to be free. Helping the Kurds would not be meddling with the "internal affairs" of Iraq. Backing a side in a civil war is meddling; stopping genocide is not I only wonder what would have happened to the Jewish people of Europe if the Allies had not "meddled" in he t internal affairs of Nazi Germany. If history does indeed repeat itself, I, for one, do not have the stomach to watch the Kurds succumb to genocide. If we allow this to happen, we will have effectively resigned from the human race. Parkside Student Government Association U.S. Student Association's Recommendations for the 1991 Reauthorization of the Higher Education Act (1)The Proper Loan-Grant Bal- „ ancc. Funding of federal grant programs has failed to keep up with rising college costs, which arc fueled by shortfalls in federal student aid, and more and more students have been forced to take on loans. USSA seeks to restore the proper balance of loans, grants and workstudy by making Pell Grants an entitlement, increasing the maximum Pell Grant, and strengthening the State Student Incentive Grant and Perkins Loan programs. (2) Special Services for traditionally under-represented groups are necessary to ensure that they have true access to higher education, and are able to stay in and graduate from college. (3) Adequate Publicity and Information Dissemination on Student Aid is necessary in light of numerous studies demonstrating the lack of awareness of federal financial aid opportunities among students and parents, especially those from lesser socioeconomic and educational backgrounds (4) The Needs of Middle-Income Students are not being served by the current aid system which shuts them off from gram and loan programs. USSA seeks to rfestme thtir eligibility for Pell Grants and Stafford Loans, the elimination of the Supplemental Loans for Students (SLS) program, and the revision of the Income Contingent Loan program. S) Elimination of Student Aid Fees. The imposition of application fees, origination fees, and insurancepremiumson studcntloans is a hardship and barrier to access for low- and middle-income students. (6) Elimination of the Linkage of Extraneous Requirements to Student Aid. Student aid is already linked to registration for Selective Service and drug use waivers. Linking student aid to purposes other than access and retention is inherently discriminatory toward lowand middle-income students. They are manipulated into certain actions in order to go to college, while their economically advantaged counterparts are exempt from such requirements. (7) Simplification of the Application Process. The complicated student aid system is actually a barrier for many potential college students. There should be one free, standardized, and simplified form for all institutional, state and federal financial aid. " The system for updating financial aid information should be changed as should the definition of an "independent student". Very low-income students should not have to fill out application forms, and more consistency in student aid administration should be ensured. (8) College Work-Study Improvements are necessary to ensure that new jobs for College Work-Study students are actually being created, that an adequate wage is provided, and that students are being placed in jobs that are relevant to their academic or career (9) Elimination of Delayed Disbursement of Student Loans. Such a delay is an unnecessary hardship on students who depend on loan money to start or stay in college, and thus would force many students to drop out Nonpunitive. measures to decrease student loan defaults should be pursued instead. (10) Elimination of the Penaltics Imposed on Working Students and Others. The needs analysis must be changed so that students do not lose AFDC, welfare, or other federal aid after receiving student aid, and are not penalized forworking, and to lessen the financial burden on working dependent students. Senate meeting minutes Student Senate Meeting April 5,1991 Roll Call: Senators: Jude, Kadolph(U), Bovee, Simpkins, Finch, Horner, Lindblom, Olson, Sikora, TJensen, Daniel. Guests: David Jacobs, Peggy James, Eric Jensen, Sharon Pastorino. Executive Branch: Ken Schuh, Walley Wargolet, Maggie Frymire. Motion Finch/Olson 4/5/91:1 To approve the minutes from the previous meeting. Passes 10-0-0 Report of the President (Schuh) Discussed the last University Committee Meeting which was attendod by President Schuh and Vice President Wargolet Discussed the proposed revisions to Chapter 18, Wisconsin Administrative Code. Mentioned the University's failure to implement Faculty Senate 45/85-86 which deals with the time a student has to complete his/ her research paper. Board of Governers met on Wednesday and discussed the Awards Banquet. Will meet again next Wednesday at 3:30pm in the PSGA office. Introduced David Jacobs; President of UW-Superior Student Government and current Presidential Candidate for United Council. Report of the Vice-President (Wargolet) Motion Jude/Bovee4/5/91:1 To allocate $376.20 for the next United Council Meeting. Passes 9-0-1 Report of Legislative Affairs (Lindblom) Motion Sikora/Lindblom 4/ 5/91 :3 To allocate $58.60 for Lobby Day in Madison on Wednesday, April 10th. Passes 10-0-0 Report of SUFAC (TJensen) Chancellor sent a letter thanking all of SUFAC members for all of their work on the budgeting. Report of Student Services (EJensen) Next meeting is on Wednesday, April 10, in CA142 at noon. Report of Judicial Branch Swearing in of E Jensen, Yee, and Minasian as new Senators of PSGA. Report of University Committees Written report by Senator Jude Motion TJensen/EJensen 4/5/91 :4 To adjourn the meeting. Passes 13-0-0 Adjourned at 12:47pm. '•••nvntia.Mi. — - « Letters to the Editor Continued from page 2 is in this spirit that the PJ.C. offers the Parkside community a special opportunity of intercultural appreciation. On April 17, the P.I.C. will sponsor "International Day". The event will happen in Mainplace between 10:00-2:00. There will be an international bake sale, gift sale and display booths by students from various countries. It will truly be a cultural feast! We wholeheartedly encourage the entire Parkside community to come and Join us. Take the time to learn about other cultures and feel free to talk individually to any of our club members present. We hope our effort will bring Parkside students closer and set the stage for improved cultural relations next year on campus. Let's make this campus a positive experience for everyone. Thanks. Deborah Kreuser P.I.C. Secretary Let's Unite I am writing in response to the name withheld upon request from the March 7 issue of the Ranger. First, I'd like to comment that obviously, you thought that what you had to say was important enough to be in print, isn't it worth your signature at the bottom? Second of all, you accuse Chris Daniels of accusing you of racism. In going back to his article from February 21,1 don't see a finger pointed at any one. Mr. Daniels was just testifying his own experiences and says that racism exists. He docs not, however, state that this is a one way street. As far as the rest of the letter, you state that Mr. Daniels says "white'' people are ignorant. By your statements such as accusing feminists of blaming problems on White Men and your question of if you were ignorant just because you were born a "white" male, I would say you your self, Mr. Name Withheld, are ignorant. You arc right as far as school being a place for learning, but it is also a place for cultural growth on EVERYONE'S part. I understand your frustration of you and your family working hard for your education and seeing others just get their tuition paid, but I'm in the same boat. And, I won't complain! Some things one has to work for, and for me, I guess my education is one of those things. The bad part is, I am half Asian and half Caucasian. I am listed as a womon of color, yet when I go to apply for minority grants, I cannot even apply. One look at me and the office tells me I am not eligible because I am not a minority. How is that for some B.S.? And also, me being a feminist, don't expect anyone to change for me. Just, be nice. If you are, I'll return it twice over. That's the way it is, no one expects you or anyone to change. We, minorities & feminists just want the freedom, liberty, and justice we deserve. It is not too much to ask. It's ours anyway. But, hey, let us try to unite and end our war in the paper. If anyone wants to talk, I'm in PSGA. Lika Marie Morishita Chair; Women's Affairs Letter to the Editor policy The Ranger encourages letters to the editor and will print all letters that follow Ranger editorial guidelines established by the editorial board. Letters must be signed by the writer or representative of the group submitting the letter and must contain writer's name, social security number, and phone number for verification purposes. Names of writers will be withheld at the request of the author at the discretion of the Ranger Executive Committee based only upon legitimate reasoning. Deadline for letters is 5:00 pm on Monday before publication. Letters containing offensive, libelous materia], misleading information, or culturally offensive material will not be printed at the discretion of Ranger Executive Committee. All letters must be typed and double spaced and must not exceed 350 words. In case of space restrictions, shorter letters will be given preference over longer letters. The Ranger reserves the right to print a representative sample of letters pertaining to the same subject or viewpoint. Letters will not be edited for spelling or grammar mistakes unless requested by the writer. Letters or opinions expressed on the editorial and opinion pages are not necessarily those of the Ranger staff. This policy is subject to change by the Ranger Executive •> Committee. Western BBQ BBQ Ribs with Corn on the Cob, Cole Slaw or Potato Salad & Dinner Roll. $3.99 BBQ Chicken $3.04 BBQ Beef Sandwich $2.54 Wednesday, April 17 Union Dining Room 11:00 - 2:00 Win A Bike!!! Register and Win a Ten Speed Bike Entry Blanks Available at All Foodservice Locations. UW-Parkside Foodservice Meal Plan Participants Bulk Food Purchases Are Available For Students with Excess Meal Cards Call 553-2601 for more info. April 11,1991 Spotlight Ranker, Page S, LA and C Part I: Student Support Services by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor The Learning Assistance and Counseling area, located in D175 of WLLC, is composed of a number of different departments. One of the most recent additions to its varied offering is Student Support Services (SSS). Originated in 1987, SSS is funded by a three year renewable grant from the U.S. Department of Education. The program has been refunded for an additional three years, and its services have been expanded from the 64 students enrolled in its first year. "The grant is funded to serve 125 students, all of whom must have a need for academic support," according toPam Smith, Administrative Program Manager for Student Support Services. In addition to Ms. Smith, SSS is staffed by Program Advisor Janet Conccntine, who has recently accepted the added responsibility of mentoring cnrollees, and Program Assistant Sharon Murphy. Duties of SSS include advising, offering assistance with financial aid inquiries, and giving as many forms of academic support as may be necessary to insure a successful collegiate experience for those students accepted into the program. Some of the guidelines followed by UW-Parkside's SSS program arc set by governmental agencies, but many of the specific concentrations arc tailored to fit regional student needs. Students may need assistance with cultural, economical, or social factors affecting their potential success at UWParksidc. Student Support Services is prepared to concentrate on the areas of greatest need and to use other services of the system as a referral base. Student Support Services is designed as a retention program. Assurance of certain services is a condition of the grant by which SSS operates, and sufficient financial aid to meet the full need is critical to both the students and the university. "Finance is one of the Student Support Services staff: Sharon Murphy, Pam Smith, Janet Concentine major reasons for attrition of students." said Smith. UW-Parkside needs a certain number of students to survive, and many of the students here need financial aid of some sort to remain enrolled. Considering the number of students that SSS is currently limited to serving, someeligibility requirements must be met Students must be physically disabled, must be first generation college students, or come from families of ow l income. Approximately 15-20 students in the program are disabled in one respect or another, and Smith noted that learning disabled students are usually assigned to Learning Assistance, unlike the physically disabled students of SSS. Many of those students served by SSS fit more than one eligibility category, and enrollees must be referred through prescriptive advising or take the initiative to apply. Services of SSS cover a broad spectrum. High risk courses arc identified so that students may be advised to deal with them accordingly, and core course scheduling is provided to mcetCollegiatc Skills and BOK requirements. A holistic approach is used to plan for succes, so any and all facets of a student's being are taken into account. "We try to individualize to meet each student's needs "stated Smith. SSS monitors academic performance by use of mid-semester reviews and periodic inquiries to individual professors, in addition to numerous meetings with each student. Intrusive ad vising, as performed by S SS, requires very close monitoring to be successful, and Student Support Services is committed to doing whatever it takes to guarantee an opportunity for success. Approximately 600-700 students enrolled at UW-Parkside do not meet standard admission requirements, and as a result, many need some form of assistance. Nearly all student services arc subject to limitations, and distinction between the various services is necessary to avoid duplication. Student Support Services reviews and upgrades its objectives on a yearly basis to help students in areas not covered by other programs. A new submission for continuation of grant funding must be drafted yearly, documentation is required to prove the accountability and necessity of the program, and funding is adjusted accordingly. A great amount of documentation is compiled by SSS. Voluntary submission of Uniform Minority Information System (UMIS) is provided to Larry Turner of CECA. UMIS is a University of Wisconsin system mechanism to gauge success rates and the number of contacts made between students and advisors. SSS records are kept to track the success rates and other statistics indicating UWParkside student achievement The successes and failures of the past and present provide clues for dealing with future problems. Statistics compiled by SSS indicate that they serve a crosssection of the student population. Grade point averages, social skills, and cultural backgrounds are diverse. Of the 125 students receiving assistance of Student Support Services, 25 students have GPA'S exceeding 2.75, and of that number, 17 are currently listed as having attained a GPA of at least 3.0. A GPA of 2.75 or better can be critical for consideration of graduate school entry, and SSS has established a goal figure for minimum graduate school candidacy in respect to its serviced students. Adherence to the "Provision of Academic Support" specify that Student Support Services must invest 10% of its available time working in collaboration with other university departments and services. A condition of its operating gram, it also requires that other existing programs be used whenever possible. As a result, SSS has often participated in recruitment and financial aid workshops, and an effective referral system is in place. Services performed by SSS have been expanded, refined, and redefined over the years in an attempt to meet the changing needs of the students at UW-Parkside. Formation of study groups, an efficient and effective system of reviews, and tutoring referrals have all been beneficial to a great number of students. Identifying successful role models, especially those of high academic achievement, can provide an individual with stimulation to excel, and the objective assessment of the overall student, as performed by SSS, offers valuable insight into what yet needs to be done. Many students came in for assistance while this reporter was conducting interviews and investigating the everyday operation of SSS, and the questions they needed answered covered nearly every facet of student life. Pam Smith is many things to the students who need her and seek her advice, and after several such encounters stated "Purely academic discussions are a luxury." Student Support Services takes students from "dependence to independence," said Smith, and students all have different levels of need to conquer to attain that position. Changes that may be incorporated in Student Support Services duties in the future may include an expansion of instructional programs on the process of learning, such as the "Strategies for College Success" course offered in the past SSS has established a great rapport with the students it serves, and w ith the increasing number of referrals coming in each year, the rapport may be a critical factor in efficient use and implementation of retention services. Student Support Services is designed to prepare students for standard advising by the end of their sophomore years with many requirements fulfilled and necessary survival skills instilled. Statistics prove that the program has been increasingly effective, and with the concern and care shown by its staff, will only continue to improve the collegiate success rates of the students it serves. Next Week's Spotlight: Learning Assistance and Counseling Part II Women's Center to sponsor an international bakesale April 11 News Releases Gwen Heller * Feature Editor Look no further than the Library Alcove adjacent to the Women's Center on April 11 from 11-lpm for an international food fcst that will undoubtedly please your palate. This fundraiser sponsored by the Women' s Center wi U of fer bitesized treats native to Japan, Austria, Ireland, and Africa, among other exotic locales. Items will range in price from 25-50 cents. All proceeds will be donated to the Parkside Childcare Center few the purchase of new children's books. AccordingtoJenniferBurns of the Women's Center, the majority of current materials, which have been donated, are stereotypical regarding sex and race. "All of the fairy tales are portrayed with white characters. We would like to see the children's literature program become more egalitarian. The children should come out of school without stereotypes," said Bums. The Women' s Center hopes to purchase several new books for varying age groups on a spectrum of subjects. In addition to raising funds through the food sale, donations will be gratefully accepted. Free Measles Immunizations UW-PwksideSuKfcntHealth the measles. wj 8M£ c»ne be given twic# UW-Parkside April 17, sponsored by B^lsiKv^ods.bothhotand ! Parkside International . cold, from around the world. v i- , There will also bean . -'"i tonal ^I^Theeventwill takeplacefrom 10:00 m to 2:00 pm in Main world. 1§MBlS Place. ' s for their favorite booths. Thc The programs and services of the Parkside Child Care Center are currently under review by an all-university evaluation committee appointed by Assistant Chancellor Gary Grace. Current and former users and staff of the Child Care Center are encouraged to contact committee members with feedback regarding the Center's strengths and/or areas of concern. This program review is one in a series of reviews that the division of Student Affairs conducts for its individual units. To submit feedback about the center, call or write any of the following committee members: Esther Letven Don Kolbe Dave Beach Lana Rakow Jill Jensen Wendy Batten Regional Staff Development Center 553-2208 Physical Plant 553-2232 Molinaro 372 553-2549 Communication Arts 245 553-2523 PSGA Office c/o Thad Jensen 6003 55th Street, Kenosha, WI 53144 Lecture on drugs and premature births scheduled for April 25 "Drugs Which Prevent Premature Births: Effects on the Fetus and Newborn" will be presented at 7:30 pm in Molinaro 107 on Thursday, April 25. Daniel Billman, a clinical pediatrician at the Medical College of Wisconsin, will discuss clinical drugs currently used to pre vent premature births and why some drugs are better than others. Dr. Billman will also introduce the benefits and risks of clinical drugs to the health of the fetus and the mother. Among industrialized nations, the United States ranks 13th in infant mortality according to the World Health Organization. Factors affecting the high US infant mortality rate are stillborn and premature births. The lecture is free and open to the public. It is the fourth annual Veronica Wallen Memorial Lecture. Veterans business workshop to be held April 18 Exploring entrepreneurial business opportunities for veterans will be the focus of the conference, "Building Your Own Successful Business," on April 18 in the Union Cinema. The program will explore Wisconsin benefits for veterans, small business record keeping, legal structures of business, financing opportunities, business plan writing and marketing strategics. Several veterans who operate successful business ventures and a variety of representati ves from veterans agencies, including the Wisconsin Department of Veteran Affairs and the Kenosha and Racine county veterans service offices, will be on hand. The event is sponsored by a number of area agencies, including the US Small Business Administration, Small Business Development Center and Business Outreach, University of Wisconsin Extension, and UW-Parksidc. The program runs from 9am to 3pm. Registration begins at 8:30am. Cost of the program is S25 and includes lunch. Spouses may attend for an additional $10. To register by phone, call the Continuing Education Office at 2312. Support Groups Alcoholic Anonymous Mondays 12-1 pm Moln. D133 Co-Dependents Anonymous Mondays 12-1 pm Moln. D114 New Directions Eating Disorder Wednesdays 12-1 pm Moln. D114 Narcotics Anonymous Wednesdays 12-1 pm Moln. D133 Sexual Abuse/Assault Survivor Support Group Wednesdays 2-3 pm Moln. D114 Gay Men's Support Group Call Nancy at Ext. 2366 for time and location. Lesbian Support Group Every other Wednesday Call Women's Center for time and location at Ext. 2170. Earth Awareness Week '91 Tuesday, April 16 7:00 pm*'WHATS HAPPENING WITH RECYCLING?" presented by Joseph Strohl *05' - §|§§| S?i|-'•' •'* - H^gl ,-j&Wednesday, April 17 Sfej;: I: \ 7:00 pm Open Mic Featuring musicians, poets, and other entertainment. IS >' , 1 , |-.Union Square. E| Thursday, April 18 3:30 pm "UPDATE ON WOLVES IN THE WILD" presented by Prof. Gerald Fowler. Gmq. 103. 8:30 pm Benefit dance with the band LIFE UNDERGROUND Union Square S3 UW-Paitside students, $4 guests Proceeds will go to Food For Families 1-1; (co-sponsored with the Student Organizations Coucil) Plus exhibitors will be located on the Union Bridge daily from 9 am -2 pm. All events free! Sponsored by Save The Earth Organization. Co-sponsored with Music Club. Art Club and Student Organizations Council. Benefit Dance sponsored by Student Organizations Council featuring Life Underground "Milwaukee's best alternative dance band" Thursday, April 18. Doors open at 8:30. Band starts at 9:00. Tickets are $3.00 for students $4.00 for guests. (Guest must be 18 years old and up) Tickets can be purchased at the S.O.C. office located in the Coffee Shoppe area, or from a S.O.C. rep. Catholic Student Club participates in Habitat for Humanity project Gwen Heller Feature Editor Some students chose to lounge on the beaches of Florida. Others tried to crank out a term paper in the library instead of "letting it go" until the due date. Still others worked off final tuition payments. But there were two Parkside students who dedicated their spring break to charily. Sophomore Randy Pridcaux and Jim Witters, a junior, travelled to Savannah, Georgia to participate in a project known as Habitat for Humanity. The national program is most commonly associated with Former President Jimmy Carter who serves as a spokesman. Volunteers donate labor and supplies to construct housing for low-income families and the poor. Each house costs approximately $50,000 to $60,000 to construct There arc 553 Habitats for Humanity building centers in the country. These members of the Catholic Student Club were accompanied by Father Mark Gotvald, the club advisor, to Savannah for their six day adventure. Father Mark Gotvald, Jim Witters, Randy Prideaux "For the most part, we shingled houses and did grunt work like pulling nails out of boards,*' said Prideaux. "We worked on a brand new house as wel as an older home that was being remodeled. We spent the majority of our time pulling down old beams on thai place." Other volunteer groups from Indiana and Alabama collaborated on the same buildings as the Parkside team. The efforts of volunteers comprise 98 percent of the labor and there are only three fulltime paid employees at the Savannah compound. While the majority of materials and labor are donated, the quality of the finished products are first rate. Although the focus of the trip was the construction work, there were opportunities for sightseeing. "We toured Tybce Island where Fort Pulaski, an impenetrable Civil War fort, is located. We also took acniise down the Savannah River," explained Pridcaux. The club will consider participating in the program again next year depending upon the interest level of the members. Wisconsin Bell ups rates Continued from Page I 14%, with an allowed rangeof 12%- 18%. If their rate of return goes above 18%, they only need to reduce their rates enough to bring them back down to 18%. But in the unlikely event that their earnings fall below 12%, they can increase their rates enough to return them to the targeted rate of 14%. This proposal would basically allow Wisconsin Bell to determine its own depreciation schedules. It is therefore unlikely that Bell will ever exceed its rate of return range and have to suffer a refund, as it can simply adjust its depreciation expenses to keep its return just below 18%. Customers may therefore be denied refunds they might otherwise receive. _ Walter explains, "As I stated earlier. United Council represents over 150,000 people, and at this time, I would have to puta majority of these people in the category of the ten percent who would be hurt by the change in regulation. This new proposal will most likely eliminate reductions and refunds due to the customers over the next three years. So Wisconsin Bell is able to propose a plan that will have rales capped for the next three years and come here saying that will be a good deal, when in actuallity there is a good chance rates will actually fall over the next three years and under this new plan, they will be able to keep the rates at their current levels." Walter stated, "Let's take a look of some of those people who will be forced to pay more for a system that doesn't appear to be very usage sensitive at all. I have already told you that students, who typically will not be able to afford the increases, should be included in this group, but let's not leave out other high use groups such as senior citizens, who are not as mobile as the rest of the population, blind people, who depend on the use of the telephone and the frequent use of directory assistance, and let us not forget low nci omepersons, who often have to share telephone scr vices because of difficulty in af fording the current system." Wisconsin Bell is asking to create a new system it claims will be of benefit to a majority of customers involved. Bell wants to increase the authorized rate of return on base and the authorized rate of etum on equity, so while this mutually beneficial system costs all of us even more money than the current system, they will not have to return these extra earnings. This package is the best of all worlds for Wisconsin Bell, and perhaps well on the way to being the worst case scenario for many of us." Walter adds, "I hope the Public ServiceCommission seesclearly the motives behind this and votes the entire proposal down. Surely Wisconsin Bell's useof us monoply of customers to subsidize ventures in the competitive arena does not deserve the title of the 'Wisconsin Plan,' nor a place in Wisconsin. And if necessary, I, along with my constituency, will encourage the Legislature to take action in the upcoming session." NOTICE FRIDAY, APRIL 19 is the LAST DAY for Undergrade students to WITHDRAW from school without receiving failing grades. mwWLLcT8 3re aVailab, ° 3t th® AdV' Sln9 Center ' L0wer "a'" JU»iKtr,Pafte8 News April 11,1991 CIA Infiltrates Leaque of Arab States By Chris Kacmarcik CIA Member On Wednesday, March 13,ien members of Parkside's Club for lmemational Affairs (CIA) met at the American University in Washington D.C. for this year's meetinq of the National Model League of Arab States, a simulation of that international organization in which our school represented the African-Arab nation of Sudan. Schools interested in participating were required to make formal application and be selected in order to take part in the simulation. This is the sixth time Parkside has scntadelegation to a national simulation. As in past years, the trip was under the supervision of Dr. Gerald Greenfield, Professor of History and International Studies and Director of the Center for International Studies. In preparing to represent Sudan on political, economic, social and cultural issues, we met several times in the library and did independent research to become famil- - iar with the history of the country, which has suffered from famine and ethnic rivalry in recent years. We had the additional support of Dr. Peter Bechtold in Virginia, a specialist on Middle Eastern affairs, to whom we placed two conference calls during the week before the trip to ask questions. Twenty-one schools from around the country took part in this year's National Model League of Arab States program. Since there were five committees and ten people in our group, we were able to assist by lending delegates to represent Libya when one of the schools was unable to attend at the last minute. This was most appreciated by the sponsors of the simulation, and added another dimension to our learning experience. In order to This Week at Parkside THURSDAY, APRIL 18 WILD PRESENTATION: "Update on Wolves in the Wild" presented by Prof. Gerald FOwler, Grq. 103,3:30 pm, free. BENEFIT DANCE: "Life Underground," 8 pm. Union Square, $3 students, $4 guests. Proceeds will go to Food for Families. SUNDAY, APRIL 21 MUSIC CONCERT: Parkside Chorale. Kemper Center, 6501 3rd ave., Kenosha. 3:30 pm. MONDAY, APRIL 22 EARTHWEEK: Earth week Celebration starts. Theme: "Think about it!" All events are free!!!!! Exhibitors will also be located on the Union Bridge daily from 9 am to 2 pm. All events sponsored by Save the Earth Organization; co-sponsored with Music Club, Art Club and Student Organizations Council. TUESDAY, APRIL 23 I RECYCLING: "What's happening with recycling?" presented by Joseph Strohl. Moln. 105,7 pm. Event is free! WEDNESDAY, APRIL 24 OPEN MIC: Featuring musicians, poets, and other entertainment. Will be held in Union Square at 7 pm, free. CONCERT: Parkside Chamber Orchestra, CA-D118, noon, free. RACIAL AWARENESS TOWN MEETING: Residence Hall I Core Building, 9 pm. Topic will concentrate on the racial climate I regarding student-to-student relationships on campus. • UPCOMING EVENTS I Music: Parkside Chorale - April 21,1st United Methodist Church, Kenosha, 3:30 pm. Housing Olympic Games - April 22-26, housing, rest, TBA. Movie, "Days of Thunder" - April 24,26,8 pm, Union Cinema, $1 students, $2 public. Battle of the Bands - April 26, Union Cafeteria, rest TBA. Music: Voices of Parkside- April 28,1st Baptist Church, Racine. 3:30 pm. I Cinco dc Mayo - May 5 celebration. THE END- TBA!!! raise money for the four-day trip the Parkside delegation had a bake sale and bowl-a-thon; individual delegation members sought donations from local businesses and organizations. The University contributed the majority of funds to cover the expense of the trip; without this support the group would not have been able to participate. A visit to the Sudanese Embassy was the first activity for the group after arrival in Washington. This was followed by registration for the simulation and a plenary session attended by all delegates. We had evenings free to sightsee and dine in ethnic restaurants. Most of our time was spent in committee sessions, drafting resolutions regarding the various concerns on each committee's agenda. In the political committee, for example, the agenda included: 1. "New Arab Order" (issues of state sovereignty); 2. Arab-Israeli conflict; 3. Lebanon: unity, reconstruction, occupation; 4. Establishment of an Arab Higher Court to settle disputes among members; 5. Afro-Arab cooperation and relations with the U.N.; and 6. Yemen as a model for greater Arab unity. The resolutions which were passed in a final plenary session on Saturday were to be presented to the actual League of Arab States the following week for their consideration. Participation in these simulations is a great opportunity to broaden knowledge of the world, in learning aboutothcrculturesand their interaction in international organizations, such as the United Nations, the Organization of American States (OAS), the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO), and the League of Arab States, to name a few. Parkside's delegation included a diverse cross-section of the student body—different majors, nationalities, and ages were represented. Members who attended included club director Steve Murphy, Chris Kenth, Bob Lasch, Victoria Bennett, Carla Fattah, Ray Wiggins, Deborah Cutler, Dave Towle, Dave Bell, Chris Kacmarcik, and Professor Greenfield. The Club for International Affairs hopes to expand this program and allow more students the opportunity to participate in future simulations. The CIA is grateful for the support the University provides. For those who are interested in knowing more about these simulations, the University hosts the high school OAS simulation each fall and the entire campus community is encouraged to observe or become involved in this event Earth Awareness Week '91 Tuesday, April 16 7:00 pm "WHAT'S HAPPENING WITH RECYCLING?" presented by Joseph Strohl | ; : |f; 105, §11 Wednesday, April 17 7:00 pm Open Mic Featuring musicians, poets, and other entertainment. Union Square. Thursday, April 18 3:30 pm "UPDATE ON WOLVES IN THE WILD" presented by Prof. Gerald Fowler. Grnq. 103. 8:30 pm Benefit dance with the band LIFE UNDERGROUND Union Square $3 UW-Parkside students, $4 guests Proceeds will go to Food For Families (co-sponsored with the Student Organizations Coucil) Plus exhibitors will be located on the Union Bridge daily from 9 am - 2 pm. Ail events free! Sponsored by Save The Earth Organization. Co-sponsored with Music Club, Art Club • Student Organizations Council. si U NI VE RSITY OF W IS CO NS IN -P AR KS IDE R AN GER S P O R TS Heavy Hitters 1988Year 1989 SECTION B THURSDAY APR SECTION B IL 11,1991 By LENANHOLD Asst. Sports Editoff Ranger wrestling coach Jim Koch won coa:h of the year honors and Mark Hemauer captured Wrestler of the year honors in the NAIA District 14 balloting. Hie district coaches honored eleven UW-Patside wresders on their 1990-1991 All-District Wrestling TcanJirf 4,.^! Among six first team selections for UW-Parkside were: Kevin Bird (126-Sr), Dennis DuChcne (134- Sr), Steve Skarda (150-Jr), Hemauer (167-Sr). Darin Tiedt (177-So), and Jim Bezotto (Hvp-fi).; g Second team selections included: Tim Whiting (150-Sr), Chris Buck ley (158-So), Scott Wessley (190r: Jr), and Rick Hufnus (HWT-Sr). Sophomore 142 pounder Kelly Becker received honorable mention honors. Hemauer was named the outstanding wrestler of the district after a record breaking season. Hemauer went 52-10, broke the single season win mark, and scored 224 takedowns to break the single season mark by 39. In addition to his single season records, Mark also holds the school record for most takedowns in a career (535) and most wins by a senior (52). Hemauer is second on the all-time victory list with 145. ~1990-91 District 14 Wrestling Team, B4 Hitters warm up to warm weekend By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor — gigl AWRAF-UPONWHATS INSIDE Spring Fever : Columnist Jim chances for 91. B2. Tflom i-\\r - . . . . . . . m 1990-91. The Grappte earned six'first team All-District M honors, four second team, and Honorable Mention, Wrestler of the Year and Coa#$f,ihe year. BWBBm Stats a fact Od all ;he Baseball, Softball, Intramural hoop, track and; field, B3. Money. Matters Dollars are big business when it comes to College Sports. Columnist David Doherty explains some of the problems UW-Madison and UWParkside encounter witi 1 student fees Hot and Cold On and off The UW- Rarkside Softball team dominated and then fell to UW-Green Bay. B4. Attention Anyone interested In Intramural Golf, Softball or Sand VolleybalfAootaci coach Koch at 1X01" : '- • << u Against UW-Green Bay this past weekend the Softball team batted .453 with a .586 slugging percentage. Here are how past teams finished in those categories. By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor It took a month games, bu nally played back to back games well enough to win both. Taking two in a doubleheadder against UW-Oshkosh, 1 produced what wt of the with playing consistently. Same the Rangers would win easily and then they would turn around lose the second game of the twin bill hitting like their bats were paper instead of aluminum. Rangers put two solid gether and found o to win two in one day. blowing in from right field, sophcE more pitcher Jeanne Esselman see Sweep, B2 B.A. Slg. % It was a perfect weekend for baseball, just ask the Ranger hitters. Temperatures more suited to July greeted the Rangers in their first home action of the season, as they took on the Milwaukee School of Engineering. Unfortunately for MSOE, the UW-Paikside offense was as warm as the eighty degree In eight innings oft Rangers were able to runs on 31 hits. They had eight round-trippers of the season, one in each mauling courtesy of Dominic Delrose and Mike Caccioppo. It didn't take long for the onThefirstfourRang- • bat reached base, all of which in a four-run first. Stan 's two-run single was the big blow of the frame, coming with two-outs and the bases loaded. That was just a prelude of things to come. Almost fcjf as much to be exact. For the second time in two innings. Wade Hollenbeck led off the inning with a hit, the first of six intheframe. With one out, the next seven Rangers reached base, producing seven runs and an 11-0 lead. That for the Crandall, hits in three innings, got some fine defensive aid in the first two innings. In the first, Hollenbeck and see Rangers, B2 Women gain sweep with solid pitching Ranger. P;ufo R2 Student fees not for bailing out budget mess By DAVID . DOHERTY Columnist When an athletic department cuts five sports at a major Division I school, you would expect some opposition from the student body. The students at the University of Wisconsin-Madison are not about to stand still and let their athletic department cut five sports at their school. In order to help eliminate a $1.95 million deficit, the Athletic Department at UW-Madison has proposed cutting baseball, men's and women's fencing and gymnastics. But cutting the sports may end up costing the athletic department $760,000 in student fees. For the past two years, each student at UW-Madison has been paying a $20-a-year fee to help save non-income sports. Now that the Athletic Department is proposing cutting five non-income sports, the Segregated University Fees Allocation Cbmmittec wants the $20-a-year fee to be eliminated. The students have a good point. They agreed to help save non-income sports, not bail the Athletic Department out of every mess the get themselves into. If the sports are going to be cut then the $20 fee has to go. Like the students at UW-Madison, the students at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside also pay for a large part of the Athletic Department budget through segregated university fees. Unlike the students at UWMadison, the students at UW-Parkside don't really seem to know or care how this money is spent. Next year, $73,101 of the Athletic Department's budget will come directly from university segregated fees. That means each student at UWParkside pays approximately $14 a year toward athletics. If the students are the people paying for the teams I would think they would take more interest in the Athletic Department. If you don't like the way things are being done, you have no one to blame but yourself. It is your money that is paying for the teams, so you, the students, do have a say in the way things arc run. Rangers Ranger hitters greet spring with 36-run outburst against MSOE Sweep Women get defensive cntinued from front page threw a four hit shut-out striking out five and walking none. For the first time all season, coach Linda Draft was genuinely pleased with the team's defense. "Our kids came up with some very tough plays this time," said Draft, "that was very encouraging." Parkside committed only one error in game one to UW-Oshkosh's three. The game was scoreless throughout the entire regulation seven innings sending the teams into extra innings. In the Rangers half of the eighth, the Titans gave the game away. Freshman third baseman Lori Stephens drew a walk. Draft put in sophomore Jackie Vukos to pinch run for Stephens. Vucos stole second. After pitcher Esselman was called out bunting foul with two strikes, catcher Rachel Sielaff walked Freshman Julie Mikulski then flew out for the second out. Laura Nedomski then hit a hard grounder to thirdbaseman Dede Trembly who was making great plays at third all afternoon. This time she did notcome through however and threw a routine ground ball into the din at first. The ball went past first and past the rightfielder backing up first and the two runners scored. Parkside went on to hold in its half of the eighth for the win. In game two of the twin bill, the Rangers Beth Hansen took to the hill and threw a great game. Hansen who came in with a 3-3 record has had a rough time getting good fielding from her teammates. Hansen receiving excellent fielding from her team, threw a two hitter walking three with two strike-outs. "Beth had an excellent pitching performance, we played excellent defense and had some excontinued from front page Mark Thompson teamed up to throw out MSOE's Mark O'Brien trying to stretch asingle toadouble. In the second, with the bases loaded, Thompson turned a double play on a ground ball near second to end an MSOE threat. In the third, Caccioppo drilled the Rangers first dinger of the year, a two-run blast with nobody out Those were the first of eleven runs in the inning as UW-Parkside racked up seven more hits, including Andy Berger's first hit as a Ranger. Berger, pinch-hitting for Green in the third, doubled and scored with two away. Tim Caies relieved Crandall, who surrendered a run in the third, to start the fourth. He was touched for a run in the fourth, and gave up a one-out double in the fifth,before finishing off MSOE to pick up the victory and even his record at 1-1. Game two started much the same way as the Rangers scored three times on four hits, featuring Dominic Delrose's two-run home run as one of four extra-base hits in the inning. Mike Caccioppo added some fireworks of his own in the MSOE half of the third. After grounding out to end the second, he and the home-plate umpire had a mild exchange as the Rangers took to the field. Apparently that exchange continued in the top of the third. One batter after MSOE'sTom in sweep cellent catches in the outfield with a swirling wind," said Draft Scoreless in the third, the Titans' first batter walked and then was sacrifice bunted to second. A base hit scored the runner and Parkside retired the last two hitters with runners on second and third. In the fifth, freshman Lori Stephens poked a solo home run over the220mark in left center into a stiff wind. The shot tied the game at one apiece. In the sixth Parkside got two more runs on three hits, two stolen bases and a passed ball. The runs sealed a 3-1 Parkside victory. "It was a great day for us," said Draft, "we played well in two games. We were hitting the ball." The two victories were important for the Rangers as they finally settled down and played team baseball. "Everybody is getting comfortable for us." Frank doubled home their first run of the game, Caccioppo made some comments concerning ball and strike calls. The exchange with the home-plate umpire heated up from mild to hot, as Caccioppo was threatened with ejection. After making a comment to one of the other infielders, the base umpire tossed Caccioppo. "I think it was unjust. I used no profanity or any comments directly to any of the umps," said Caccioppo after his 2 for 4 day was cut short MSOE ended up with two runs in the inning, cutting the Ranger lead to 5-2. UW-Parkside answered in a hurry with one run in their half of the third, followed by a five-run fourth, featuring Hollenbeck's third double of the day. Jeff Konczal pitched four innings for the win, giving up two runs on just one hit while striking out five. Phillips mopped up in the fifth, sandwiching a walk between three strikeouts to cap the 12-2 Ranger win. "What can you say about games like this?" added Caccioppo who was able to enjoy the weather for three innings after his ejection. "Everyone came out and hit, and it was good to see Berger and Cortez get pinch-hits in game one." Cortez, who pinch hit for Hollenbeck in game one, tripled to drive in a run in the fourth after getting his first hit as a Ranger with a single in the third. The sweep raised the Ranger's record to 7-6 as Konczal picked up his second win of the season. Windy-City Series is just not in the Cubs Ipll By JIM ' I^EWXIVB Columnist io ujaju ua. opruig ieven uie areams oi Daseoau diamonds, homeruns, double-plays, bleacher seats, beer, and hot dogs, is catching. For the most part, spring training is lackadaisical. The good players don't try too hard—they have their jobs— and the rookies, well most of them don't make it. Yet, it never ceases to excite us. Spring training is the taster, the appetizer. Spring training is over and it's time for the main course, regular season play. Every year I say ."The Sox could do it. They got a chance." But this year I believe it. The Sox have all the pieces: Pitchers, Catchers, Infielders, Outfielders, DHs, and last year's Manager of the Year. The opportunity is there, they have the talent. Yeunost analysts are picking the Sox to finish right around .500 or worse. The funny thing is that they are also picking the Cubs to finish first, to go on to the Scries, and to win the Scries. That would be nice, but it ain't gonna happen. A h rvf VC SCVeral ^credible Payers in Ryne Sandberg, Mark Grace, Andre Dawson, and Shawon Dunston, but their pitching is hurting. I wo of their starters have injury problems (Harkey, Sutcliffe), so you can t count on them coming back strong, and their manager, Don Zimmer, well, he isn't that great. So, I predict that there will not be a Windy City Series. The Cubs will not make it, but the Sox got a chance. Trade Notes: The Sox gained Bo Jackson. If he returns his impact could be fell, but he strikes out more than Sammy Sosa. The Cubs got rid of Mitch Williams. Good riddance to bad pitching form and unreliable innings. Apr O R 1 S Ka n ue r . P;\s:o B3 il II. 1VVI I \\ - Parkside Men's Baseball UW-Parkside at UW-Madison Game 1 UW-PARKSIDE abr HctWd 3 0 Ifcoaqaooa Gwa2b CkdoppoA Ddsmd Caghlindb Diahklb HUT Kadlec Tottb 4 3 2 2 3 3 3 0 2 0 25 S WISCONSIN rt r 0ff c a a3 2 Vfetf 2 Koffelf 2 WiptadhS Vfebe 3 Va4ha3b3 Bench lb 2 0 Scfcmiaa 3 0 Bdercf 3 2 Teak 24 4 UW-PuUdt «3t0O2a-5 WbconJ. 1MU04-4 ElTtopoa DP.UW-Pntofc I. 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Julie Rader 5:34.0 lO.Lori Siedel 6:21.1 400m Dash 3. Jane Kunz 1:003 Lori Wilkens 1:07.0 800m Run 6. Kelly Watson 2:30.6 Dee Dee Roche 2:37.7 Lisa Majerle 2:40.9 200m Dash 2. Pam Downing :25.4 4. Anne Thayer -363 5000m Run 5. Jennifer Zalewski 20:02.9 1600m Relay 3. Kelly Watson 4:07.7 Pam Downing Veronica Chamlee Jane Kunz GOI .F SPRING GOLF SCHEDULE Date Opponent Place 4/13 MSOE-Marquette OakwoodGC 4/22 MATC Invite Cherokee CC 4/24 Carthage & UW-W Briiiol Oiki 4/29 Pointer Invite Steven i Pt 4/30 Lake Arrowhead Coll Lake Arrow. 5/06 Sentry Invite Sentry World bi 0 2 1 1 1 I NTR AMU RA L B AS KET BA L I. - F IN AL SI V ND IN GS Eastern Division Team The Funk (911) At Your Mercy The Ramblin' Wreck War Pigs Justice Department Run FT Gun Western Division Team Uncle 'DunnTccl Holmes's Hctocs The Bomb Prime Time Charging Armadillos Phawk University End Regular Season W L PCT. PF PA 8 2 .800 895 725 6 4 .600 620 580 6 4 .600 738 673 4 6 .400 728 745 2 8 - 300 567 672 1 9 .100 562 881 W L PCT. PF PA 8 2 .800 706 662 8 2 .800 742 637 7 3 .700 818 679 6 4 .600 674 651 3 7 300 701 708 1 9 .100 403 551 PLAYOFF RESULTS Thursday 4/4 "the Funk (911)68 War Pigs 63 At Your Mercy 69 Ranblin Wreck 65 Holmes'i Heroes 76 The Bomb 62 Uncle Dunnkel 94 Prime Time 77 Game Holmes's Heroes 81 Uncle Dunnkel 73 The Funk (911) 72 At Your Mercy 61 HI Scorers Boyd-24.Martmo-20.Fuhrcr-19 Kaz-22. McKowcn-19, Anhold-17 Schmidtmann,P.-313rown-21 Prcy-30, Laucr-28. Sdmieder-23 HI Scorers Prey-33, Schmidtmann-32. Lauer-20 Boyd-27, Maitino-21, Kaz-15 I N T R. AMl R AI. YO I.I.K Y B A LI Championship Match - Thursday 04/04/91 Blockbusters over The Untouchables 15-13,15-12 Championship Team Members Matt Larson Lisa Venegas Mike Engel Christine Maher Brian Anderson Karen Strobl IN I R A MI R AI. I IO CK KN Current Standings Team w L I Ett Puckers 2 0 0 4 Big Shooters 1 0 1 3 Killer Avacados 1 1 0 2 Brain Grenades 1 1 0 2 Hanson Brothers 1 1 0 2 Gr applets 0 1 1 1 IM HQCKEYPLAYERS SEASON WILL RESUME PLAY 1EXT WEEK ON TUESDAYS iD THURSDAYS. SCHEDULES BE AVAILABLE NEXT IONDAY M--THE PHYSICAL JUCATIONBUILDINGOR THE IGER OFFICE,: April II. I?W| Runners take fourth in 'Cold'man Invitational Bj MIKE McKOWEN Sports Writer The UW-Parkside women's track team compiled 57 team pointsto finish in fourth place in the first team scoring meet of the outdoor season. The meet, hosted by UW-StevensPoipt is nicknamed the "Coldman Invitational", but mother nature had other ideas for the Saturday meet In the 85 degree heat and 20 mile an hour winds, runners had difficulty adapting to the sudden weather change. Many runners had to drop outof the longer races. For the shorter races many of the Ranger runners had personal bests. The mile relay team of Kelly Watson, Pam Downing, Veronica Chamlec and Jane Kunz run a 4:07.7, good for third place and their fastest race of the year. In the 110m Dash, Pam Downing's 13.2 in the semi-finals qualified her to run in the final beat A time of 12.5 in the finals put her in second place. Jane Kunz who has just started working in the 400m was impressive closing strongly and finishing third at 1:003. The 200m race saw Pam Downing and Anne Thayer finish 2nd and 4th for the Rangers. The limes of 25.4 and 26.5 were both solid in the strong wind conditions. As the longer races were being run, the conditions had more effect f on the runners. In the 1500m run, Julie Rader and Lori Seidel took 8th and tenth. Kelly Watson's 2:30.6 in the 800m run placed her in sixth. The 10,000m run brought the only individual champion to the Rangers. Ann Stokman's victory in the longest race of the day typifies the Ranger stronghold On long distance running. Ann ran a 40:23.8 and was followed by teammate Tara Roy in 3rd at 41:21.8. The Rangers withoulfield events, have always relied on the long distance races by cross country runners to rack up team points. Ann and Tara both ran excellent races keeping on pace for the 6.2 miles. Tricia Breu, another cross country runner placed third in the 3000m run at 10:55.9. Jennifer Zalewski raced strong coming of injuries which have kept her out most of the year. She keeps showing improvements as she returns to health. Her 20:02.9 i the 5000m run was good for a fifth place finish. As always a strong UWOshkosh team was too much for the rest of the field. A team total of 214 points and a 105 point margin of victory over 2nd place UW-Eau Claire shows that the Titans are looking for a National Championship this season. Last year they took second in the NCAA Division II Championships. MONDAYS REX RIZZ and the Singing Machine WEDNESDAYS LADIES NITE Ladies receive a carnation and drink $.75 drinks all night long. Also enter our drawing for a Dinner Giveaway. ACK | V1 3700 MM eachem Rd Racine 118 Joe Ramsey m 126 Kevin Bird 134 Dennis DuChene 142 « Steve Mlsna plf • 150: Tf 158 Corey McCauley 167 Mark Hemauer 177 Darin Tiedt 190 Lyle Blum HWT Jim Bezotte 118 |;Tran Brooks 126 Jeff Van Maanen 134 Jon Bergerson 142 ; Dennis Schmidt j 150 Tim Whiting 158 Chris Buckley 167 : • Gregg Lewis *. 177 | Steve Smith T \ 190 Scott Wessley HWT; |dck Hufnus ff.t First Team f', UW-Stevens Point " * - "jjs" UW-Parkside •• f ffgg|§|gfff: uw-Parkslde ®§f§gi UW-Stout Mp ' " T1*; UW-Parkside . uw-stout 11|| tfllUW-Parkslde, f UW-Parkside UW-LaCrosse UW-Parkslde Second Team UW-LaCrosse tV • UW-LaCrosse : fig83 UW-LaCrosse ;| UW-Stevens Point UW-Parkslde Ifff -|j|f UW-Parkside ;g UW-LaCrosse UW-Stout I IMP UW-Parkslde UW-Parkslde Coach Jim Koch UW-Parkside Wrestling coach Jim Koch was selected by District 14 coaches as the 1990-1991 Coach of the year. Rangers split double header with Phoenix By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor Coming off the teams best day of the season, a two game sweep Saturday ofUW-Oshkosh, the UWParkside Softball team split a double headder with UW-Green Bay in Green Bay on Sunday. In game one, the Rangers hit everything the Phoenix threw at them, exploding for 14 runs, by far their best offensive output of the season. Unfortunately, the Rangers could not end the game by the eight run rule as Green Bay came up with three in the third and five in the sixth. Junior Tara Carlson scored twice and went three for four. Janet Mikulski was three for five with five RBI's. Laura Stock had four hits. Rachel Sielaff and Lori Stephens each had two RBI's. "The first game was a circus," said coach Linda Draft, "Green Bay did not have a clue what was going on. They helped us a lot with their mental errors." Jeanne Essclman got the win for Parkside to up her record to 3- 3. Game two was a different story. Parkside had many opportunities to win but let the game slip away to the tune of a five four loss. Parkside jumped out to a 2-0 lead in the first only to give up three in the bottom half. Each team scored once in the fourth and fifth as UW-Parkside could not come up with a rally late to win. Beth Hansen got the loss and is now 4-4 on the season. "The game had some great defense, we just could not pull out a win," said Draft. UW-Parkside, now 8-9 on the season is entering the middle of their schedule. The Rangers will play most of their home games in the upcoming weeks and have an excellent chance to mature into the winning teams Draft has had in past seasons. Parkside will play at the College of St Francis Tournament Saturday and Sunday. WMARanpiT S\tfiktt of the 'Week: Signaling the Start of Spring As Major League Baseball gets set to open the 1991 campaign, it is only fitting that a UW-Parksidc baseball player cracks the Athlete of the Week ranks this week. Team Co-capiain, Mike Caccioppo, signaled the start of baseball in his own way in a week when the UW-Parkside Rangers won three of four games. In that span, Caccioppo reached base nine times. Five times, he reached with hits, one of which was the first Ranger home run of the season. He accumulated a.555 average, and a 1.000 slugging percentage knocking in three runs in the four games. This year, Caccioppo has moved to third base from his starting spot at first a year ago. He hit 333 in 19 games in that campaign, his first as a Ranger after transfering from Southwestern Community College in Iowa. . An Accounting major, Caccioppo is in his third year of eligibility in baseball. So far, he has started well with a 364 average. He is third on the squad in RBIs with seven, and first in walks with eight For havingaexcellent week to kickoff the startof the baseball season we salute Mike Caccioppo as the UW-Parkside, IBM/Ranger Athlete of the Week. Mike Caccioppo April 11,1991 Feature Far-Out Days Ranger, Page 13 by Moss Special to the Ranger Last summer, my friend Steve bought a used ski boat for a couple hundred dollars. So one sunny morning, Steve and I decided to go water skiing. But after borrowing his aunt's skis, looking for the boat key, finally giving up the search and going to the local boat place for a key, working on the engine, and finding a trailer hitch, etc., it was 5:30 pm. The sun was threatening its descent and Steve was determined more than ever to go skiing. We proceeded to call around for a third person to go with us, since the law requires a spotter. We finally found someone. (And we had to beg him to go.) Greg really wanted no part of our venture, but he was a mutual friend and at last he gave into our pressure. We loaded the boat and picked him up. He was clad in his usual blue jeans, black concert T-shirt, and hightops. Steve and I had a blast We each took turns driving while the other skied. Greg's job was to tell the driver when the skier had fallen. He was becoming annoyed because his hair was constantly blowing in his face. I drove Steve for his last run around the lake. Now, I must tell you about the summer we were having. It was hot and it was dry. All the l a k e s were engine screamed a bloody roar which died with an unpleasant crunch. I held onto the steering wheel for my life as he t boat landed ARE YOU!" I imagined myself in court: the lawsuits, the lawyers. I imagined telling Greg's parents how their son had died in a most unfortunate ski aclow. As the radiant summer sun declined to meet the horizon, its reflection from off the water blinded me temporarily. Greg said that Steve had fallen. I cranked the wheel hard to the left, heading toward themiddlcof the lake to bring the boat around for Steve. (Of course, I did this at full throttle.) In a split second, the boat lifted completely out of the water and the Life after Parkside by Kimberly A. Tenerelli Feature writer What docs it take to be a Dentist? Four years at UW- Parkside, and four years at a rag duate school. Once graduated from graduate school, a three day board exam by the state must be taken. When you pass this exam, you get your license to practice. Usually you arc in debt by the time it is over. Butas Dr. Susan Cable, a 1981 UW-Parkside graduate said,"In the end it can be fulfilling." Susan majored in Life Science and Chemistry at UW-Parkslde. She then went on to graduate from Marquette in 1985. Susan felt that UW-Parkside gave her a solid education to prepare for graduate school. She felt that the advising at UW-Parkside was good and also stated that being taught by a professor instead of teaching assistant was helpful She has owned her own practice for six years now. Being a dentist, she works on patients to improve oral health. This includes cavities, bridges, crowns, and simple extractions. But dentistry is not all she needs to know. She needs people skills, like a good bedside manner. "Even though it is a chair, you still have to have it," expressed Susan. "Most people are afraid of the dentist and you have to reassure them." Owning a practice, as Susan does, takes more than medical knowledge; it takes business and personnel knowledge. Susan has to oversee the everyday activities of hex staff. "I was lucky to have an accountant in the family," Susan stated. This helped her with the business side. Although S usan felt her major at UW-Parkside was a god choice, she wished that she had taken more business classes. This would have helped her to be more familiar with the business aspect of her practice. The approximate starting salary of a dentist is around $20,000 annually. Susan did state that the salary can reach up to $80,000 after practicing for awhile. After graduate school, Susan said it is on its side. I had hit the rock bar, which I inconvieniently forgot was in the middle of the lake. My immediate concern was for Greg, who I thought was probably lying unconscious underneath everything that had fallen on his side of the boat. I quickly threw everything out into the water, and to my horror, he was not there. I began screaming, "Greg! Greg! Where are you! GREG! WHERE not unlikely tobe$50,000-$80,000 in debt Because of this, many students who pass their board exam work in an existing practice or buy into an existing one. It is too difficult to open you own practice right after school. You need to work your way into it. There is a program offered by the state of Wisconsin to place you where dentists are needed after passing the board exam. You work at this practice for four to five years and then buy the practice from the state for about $1.00. The areas that the state places you, however, are usually remote with a small population. To prepare for this type of career, Susan suggests research in the health science area. Find out what area of health science you would like to work in and look for the graduate college that fulfills your needs. She also suggest visiting a practice that you are interested in to see if it is what you really want to do. Her advice is,"It is a long haul and a lot of money but it can be fulfilling." result of my driving and the setting sun. 1 imagined what Steve was going to do to me for totalling his ski boat My life was over, and then I heard laughter. A burst of laughter I w ill never forget Steve was bobbing up and down, and he was laughing so hard he was choking. At that moment, I watched Greg's tall frame stand up from the water. He was of course soaking wet and the lake's waves barely lapped over his hightops. He was glaring at me from about thirty feci away. "Greg, arc you all right?" I asked seriously. He immediately flipped me off and lewdly stated a handful of obscenities. I exploded with laughter, knowing that everything was okay. I thought I was going to need a doctor I was laughing so hard, all the while Sieve's laughter was mixed with gurgling and coughing. The boat turned out to be okay; the only damage was a chipped prop. And it was many months before Greg could conjure any laughter in remembrance of this experience. It's good to have a sense of humor and accept things for what they really are. My friend had bought the boat for good times and that's what we were having; a great memorable time. (Especially since no one was hurt) And remember that when your future is so bright you're blinded by it, put on some shades and cool out. Slow down and take time to look around because you never know what might be around the comer. English/Art Publication The following is a list of students who will have their work—poetry. Fiction, or both—included in the English/Art Club student publication. Due to the overwhelming number of submissions we received, we unfortunately were not able to include as many individual pieces of writing as we had originally anticipated. We thank everyone who submitted something to this publication and encourage those whose work was not selected this time to try again next year. Our congratulations to the following ; p; jf'- Mark Anderson Barbara Messick ;§l Amanda M. Bublltz ;M | f Su san Burns pllfiiillSl jj§§|18 Colleen Mulqueen § v Bruce Campell j§p! | Steven Muiph§ Tim Cristoffel " - Tamara Navis |ft 1 'M j Heather David Carlise Newman Kristine Drewek |§f|Sffft Jo• hn' Nondorf "y Chris Dunbar Pamdsen; ?$• Joanne Perry-Sumwalt Tod Gagliano ; Donan Radke i KurtGcilfuss Ml Walter Rattan Michael Gudbaur Shane Scaibrough - f f f J e f f H a i n e r f f - p g | j Scott Schuleit William P. Hawkins pi laSuchy | % > NancyHoefc; David Tessman Steve Itzenhuiser 1 1 Elizabeth L.Katch JljflpifGreg Uttech % 2 Woo Kim gjff|||%§ jg j§ P.N. Watson William Kopccky 19S0- E)err "dc Wilkinson „ f | Cathy Kortendick jj '#;f Darin Zimpcl j Ranger. Pace 14 Feature April 11,1991 Impressions are critical if you want success in the business world compiled by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor Editor's Note: This is the first of many segments on graduation and how to get that "all important" first job. The spring 1991 graduating class will soon be facing its biggest challenge yet; competing successfully for a job after graduation. Although the graduates are receiving Bachelor's degrees in different majors, they will all be starting from the beginning in the job market The fact is, many college graduates are not always adequately prepared for their first encounter with the "real world." According to a recent survey, even straight "A" students often receive failing marks in good grooming and making a successful impression on job recruiters. It's no secret that the college campus and corporate America are worlds apart, and in today's competitive job market graduates need to adapt accordingly. In fact, a recent survey found graduates arc seeing their altitudes make significant changes right down to their now-polished shoes. How people change from the Walls of Ivy to the Halls of Business was the subject of 150 young (age 21 to 30) professionals from around the country. Of course, graduates undergo many changes in areas like eating and drinking habits (better nutrition replaces cold pizza for breakfast), sleep patterns (no more all-nighters for you need eight hours rest for that morning meeting) and living arrangements, but this study looked at another attitude shift that is just as dramatic and important—an increased emphasis on good grooming. Among young professionals in New York, Atlanta, Chicago, Dallas and Los Angeles, the survey found that only 50 percent of the respondents said they considered good grooming important while they were in college. However, 90 percent of those same young professionals now consider good grooming important to getting ahead professionally. While emphasis on five aspects of good grooming( shoes, suits, shirts, nails and hair) increased over time, the importance of wearing clean, freshly-shined shoes made the largest jump. Among the respondents, only 44 percent had considered this important in college, but that figure increased to 78 percent for the same young men and women once they were in the work place. "It's a reflection of how effective you will be in business," said Christine Mannion of New York, when asked why she feels shined shoes arc important to success. "People in power notice the litde things," added an especially insightful respondent, Lisa Manan of La Canada, CA. Sponsored by Kiwi Brands, the study is part of a continuing look at attitudes on the importance of the details of good grooming and making favorable first impressions. Nine out of 10 respondents in the poll said good grooming was either extremely or very important to becoming a senior executive. SIGNIFICANCE: A total of 250 personnel professionals nationwide were queried by Audits & Surveys, a New York-based market research firm. More than 95 percent rated good grooming either extremely important or very important for young job applicants. However, more than 25 percent of the respondents also said less than half of their applicants met six basic first impression and grooming standards. The survey asked corporate, executive recruiter and agency personnel people how many applicants met such grooming and first impression standards as wearing a suit, trimming their nails and wearing freshly-shined shoes. Although most did generally wear a proper suit, it turns out that attention to detail often stops there. The most common mistake made by male job applicants was the failure to get a good shine (43 percent). Among women applicants, the lack of a firm handshake was the number one mistake, although a third of the respondents also said that women generally don't keep up their shine. In next week's issue (April 18), the Image Index, a package designed to enable people to have a better start with first impressions, will be explained in more detail This package is full of information about getting that first job, earning a promotion or completing a successful sales presentation. . If you would like to receive information directly about the Image Index or where these articles are being taken from, you can contact Kiwi Brands, Inc. directly at RL 662, Douglass ville, PA 19518. Their phone number is (215) 385- 3041 Ron's Place Open Mon-Sun 1 lam 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657- 5907 Famous For 5x5's (1/2 lb Hamburger & Fries for S3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryout Open Sun-Thurs 1 lam-Midnight Fri-Sat llam-2am 657-4455 (carrout and delivery only) We Now Deliver Broasted Chicken and our complete menu ESS 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 UC sexual assault ruling Continued from Page 1 issue, while UW-Madison, UWLaCrosse, and UW-Green Bay have been researching and promoting a specifically worded code. "There is a ned for a specific wording of sexual assault Causing bodily harm is different from sexual assualt," said McLaughlin. "I don't believe there will be much opposition for a specific code." Stress and finals by Michelle Myles mountingdcmandsorchangcovcr Special to the Ranger a period of time. When a person Itis2:30am.;astudent paces is aware ofthe situations that cause his iripinin silence while his head stress, managing it can begin. | : races. It is clogged with derails, |Ways to handle stress| : lists, and projects. He cannot BE GOOD TO YOURSELF: Recfocus on the here and now. He ognize your own worth. Think cannot concentrate for more than positively. Take a fresh point of a few minutes. view to old problems. At the same time, the clock \\ FORGIVE YOURSELF: As huon the wall is doing double time, mans, we all make mistakes. InHe sits. Nothing is getting done, stead of reliving the past mistakes He cannot explain what he feels, which can trigger negative stress Ks eyes swell up in tears he ask response, think how you would himself why? ,?;/ ''-V X handle the situation better should Sounds familiar? These arc it occur again. ;1 ^ common symptoms for what is LEARN TO PACE YOURSELF: know as being "STRESSED Become organized and comfoitOUT!" An understandinqof what able with setting limits. Sort out stress is, the good and the bad, your priorities and your goals, and how to identify and reduce Use time wisely, the symptoms can be helpful in STAY HEALTHY: Do not rely on preventing being stressed out caffeine. Caffeine adds to stress. Stress is a response-men- -{Exercise regularly. Eat a baltal.physical.emotionalandsome- anced meal regularly, times behavioral—to any stimuli LEARNTORELAX: Take the time in everyday life. "Every single daily to clear your mind of stressthought we have our body re- ful thoughts, sponds with a physical reaction," Relaxation isapowcrfu! tool, according to Jean Becker, Relax- especially around exam time, ation Therapist at Sl Catherine s Becker states that when a person Hospiral. knows how to relax and uses the Life is full of events, situa- relaxation prior to sitting down to tions and people which arc cxtcr- study, they can absorb the matenal stressors and can cause stress, rial in one-third the time. After 20 Things one has no control over minutes of studying, one should which can trigger a stress re- then go through a simple breathspouse. | lng exercise to relax one's body Stress can be a positive, and clear one's mind, stim latin g part of life* normal 1A Therearethreepartstoleampartof Ufe. Some stress can help ing. First is the absorbing of the one to concentrate or perform information. Being relaxed can better, itcan stimulate one to met block off all distractions and allife'schallenges. But whenstress low a person to absorb the inforbuilds up, it gives the feeling of raation. being overwhelmed or unable to The second part of learning relax, dial is negative, unhealthy isretaining ihe information. The slres?\ . third pan is being able to retrieve It is imponant 10 recognize it ai exam time. "It is there, you that such of the stress expert- got it up there, but you have to be enced ut self-mduced. One can- relaxedandhaveyourmindclear. not eliminate stress, but one can There is nothing like fear toblock change the way he reacis to it. it," Becker commented. Examining the sources of stress The philosophy of St in one s Ufe a the first step in Catherine's Relaxation Therapy reducing the impact of stress to Program is that 50 percent of any one s health. stress management is learning There are three kinds of self-relaxation techniques areas. The first type of sues, is The most effective way to %^ r am ann ° 5" ' cam self-relaxation is to be taught ances- trafficjost car keys, petty by a therapist on a one 10 o re SS The «c«,d type is basis. It is a skill to be learned on major Ufe changes that require a daily basis. For additional inone to adapt u> new situations- a formation, call Sl Catherine's new roommate. A third type of Hospital Relaxation Therapy Process the long-term result of gram, phone"S, Ranger, Page 15, Geology professor going to the dogs by Mona Shannon Feature Writer Geology professor Gerald Fowler developed an interest in wolves about eight years ago when a UW-Parkside student introduced him to the Timberwolf Preservation Society in Milwaukee. His involvement came naturally because he has always been interested in wildlife and the outdoors, and he loves big dogs. After working with the Timberwolf Preservation Society for a few years. Fowler and some other members realized that they had a different outlook than the Society. In 1986, they started a new organization called Friends of Wolves. Friends of Wolves is primarily an educational organization. "Our intent is to help people better understand the wolf from a balanced point of view, and not to treat it as the big bad creature that myths and legends have made it out to be. Because it really is not It is a highly persecuted animal." Friends of Wolves has a large exhibit booth that features the wolf, as well as other animals. It is a forum to present the animals objectively and to educate people. They distribute free literature and sell T-shirts, books, art, and anything that presents the animals in a positive way. Friends of Wolves is a nonprofit organization, and all money is used to support the program; all help is volunteer. Professor Fowler presents about two programs a month to school groups and other organizations. On April 18, as Part of Earth Awareness Week, Friends of Wolves will set up a booth at UWParkside and Professor Fowler will present a program on wolves from 3:30 to 4:30. "We're not trying to make [the wolf] out as a saint. It's just like any other creature on this planet. It has its role to play, and what humans have to avoid doing is trying to humanize these wild animals and say that something is good or something is bad. There is nothing good or bad about nature; it's just the way nature works." Timberwolves once ranged over all the lower 48 states. Today they are limited to Minnesota, Wisconsin, Montana, Idaho, Washington, and Michigan. They migrate from Canada where there are about 50,000 wolves. The wolf population in Minnesota is estimated to be about 1500-1700 wolves, and there are only about40 in Wisconsin. Fowler said that before the white man settled here, there were probably 5,000 wolves in Wisconsin. Then, for a time, there were no wolves in Wisconsin, the last one having been killed by an automobile in 1958. With the enactment of the Endangered Species Act and placeing of timberwolf on the Endangered Species List, the wolf has slowly migrated back into Wisconsin. A typical wolf pack consists of about eight animal and needs about one hundred square miles of territory. The Wisconsin DNR has set a target population for Wisconsin of eighty wolves. Fowler says that a healthy wolf population offers no significant threat to humans. When rabies hits a wolf population, they will kill people and livestock, however rabies is not a serious threat anymore. "There is no demonstrable evidence that healthy, wild, wolves have ever purposefully attacked humans. Normally, the wolf is a very shy animal when it comes to humans." People who live near wolf populations often hear them and see signs of their kills, yet rarely or never actually see a wolf. This leads to the myths and legends about wolves. There is a large wolf population near Ely, Minnesota, and biologists have established the International Wolf Center in Ely for the study of wolves in the wild. The residents of the area respect the wolves, and they do sometimes see wolves near their residences. Friends of Wolves sponsors an outing to Ely each year. Next week, look in The Ranger for a story about these Wolf Weekends, and interviews with participants. Movie Review Class Action- High powered courtroom drama by David Wick Staff Writer What do you call a thousand lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start If you have ever heard one of these jokes and wondered why people say such mean things about lawyers, then you should see Class Action. Class Action is new film staring Gene Hackman and Mary Elizabeth Mastrontonio and it is now playing at ht e Cinema's 5 theater in Kenosha and outlying areas. , Class Action is about a father and daughter on opposite sides of a class action suit against a large car company. Hackman is the lawyer who decides to tangle with the company, and his daughter, who seems to hate his guts, decides to take the opposite side and the struggle causes them to evaluate their relationship. Hackman gives a superb performance as the anti-establishment liberal lawyer who is terribly flawed by lust for fame and power. He really stands out as a ear listic character. Lawyers are usually portrayed as either total scumbags or men with hearts of gold. Hackman is both of these, making the character fun to watch. Mastrantonio plays an angry woman with something to prove. Her ambitions are not to do the right thing, but to win. Her character makes an unwarranted switch in attitude toward the end of the film. It might have been more interesting if she had stayed as cold and callous as she was in the beginning of the film. The scenes in the courtroom were not as interesting as the struggle going on between Hackman and Mastrantonio. Hackman's performance stands out, as do most of his performances. Class Action is good drama with a lot of interesting insights into the world of law. I grade this film 3 1/2 stars out of 4 stars. Summer 1991 Financial Aid Deadline May 1,1991 Applications for summer 1991 financial aid are available from the Financial Aid Office located in Tallent Hall. The one page summer application must be received in the Financial Aid Office by May 1,1991. If you have applied for 1990-91 financial aid this should be all that is needed to start the summer 1991 financial aid process. If you did not apply for 1990-91 financial aid please contact the Financial Aid Office for additonal information on applying for summer financial aid. Ranger. Page 16 Feature Diary of a non-traditional student: juggling of by Sharon Scheel Special to the Ranger To some students, studying means never running out of coffee. Homework, classes and scheduling lead the "grocery list" of priorities in my home. I am a nontraditional student. A non-traditional student is someone who attends college after some unusual time period has elapsed since high 9chool. Being a non-traditional student with a family and finding the time for studying is a challenge that requires plenty of coffee. 5:28 a.m. On a sunny Tuesday morning, the alarm rudely disturbs my sleep. I grudgingly slide out of bed and quickly dash to the shower. I recharge my self or f the new school day. Connie (my sixteen-year old daughter) awakens nexL Eventually, we cross paths briefly in the kitchen before she leaves to catch ha bus. Brew coffee. 6:30 am. My first cup of coffee warms me up to the new day, before I climb the stairs to awaken my youngest daughters. While Heidi (11 years old) and Sally (10 years old) wash and dress for their new school day, I eat a piece of buttered toast and drink steaming cups of coffee. The girls race down the stairs for a quick bowl of Cocoa Pebbles. We clear the table, load the dishwasha and lock the front door behind us. We are on our way to school. 7:40a.m. First stop is at Dr. Jones Elementary School. Sally waves good bye and meets her friends at the school doors. Since Mitchell Middle School is located Daily Specials... Sunday - Thursday $1.00 - Dr. McGillicuddy - Rumpleminz - JagerMeister Tuesday $1.00 16 oz. Tappers of Miller and Miller Light Wednesday $1.25 Import Night Thursday Try the new Cactus Juice Slush (just like a margarita) Only $1.75 Delicious Food at Reasonable Prices Grill open for 11:00 am Wednesday thru Friday Grill open 3:00 pm Saturday thru Tuesday 1 Grill open until 12:00 midnight every night & munchies are available until 2:00 am. -Co// for Carry Outs~ 302 - 58th Street Kenosha, Wl (414) 652-0505 nearby, I drop Heidi off. Finally, I arrive at the UW-Parkskle campus. 8:15a.m. The Microcomputer Center is my fust stop. I am learning how to use the Macintosh computers. My keyboarding skills are adequate, but my knowledge of the software and its proper usage eludes me. 9:30a.m. Classes begin. I grab of cup of coffee in-between classes. This semester, I am carrying 15 credits, and Tuesdays are very hectic with back to back classes. Asa senior in communication, the classes demand my complete concentration and alert attention. 2:15 p.m. I hop in my car and return to Dr. Jones School. Sally and I proceed to Connie's bus stop and we wait there for about 8 minutes for Connie. She steps off the bus, into the car and I whisk ha to ha part-time job at the American Red Cross. Sally and I mm around Scheel's family at breakfast and head for home. Sally works on ha school assignments for about thirty minutes. 3:15 p.m. Heidi arrives. She changes her clothes and then empties the dishwasher. Sally sets the table and I b egin preparations for suppa. 4:30p.m. I climb back into the car and head back to the Red Cross to pick up Connie. Once I arrive back home with Connie, there is an IBM Volunteer of the Week Jason Asala, Student Community Service Newsletter Editor and a junior Psychology major at UWParkside, has been selected as the Volunteer of the Week. In January, Jason walked into the SCS Office and asked if he could become the editor of the SCS quartalyncwslctta. With Jason's skill in writing and his access to a computer, he produced his first newsletter two weeks ago. Three hundred issues were sent to student volunteers, agency directors and volunteer coordinators as well as interested people on campus and in the community. Carol Engberg, SCS Director, is very happy with Jason's help. "Jason is alifesava. Since my office hours Jason Asala have been cut to half time, I needed someone to take ova responsibilities such as the newsletter. I feel very confident that Jason can do a fine job. The comments from those receiving the newsletter have been extremely positive." "Jason is working on an externship at Innovative Youth Services in Racine, working on campus and attending classes. He was also a volunteer speaker at a psychology workshop emphasizing the importance of community service by college students. I cannot be more pleased with Jason Asala's commitment to the SCS Program and to his interest in experiential opportunities in the psychology field," said Engberg. Community Service Announcements GEOLOGY, ANTHROPOLOGY OR BIOLOGY STUDENTS READ ON ThP VaiwcH* X* K shell and rock collections lhai need identifying and counting. Volunteer weekdays anytime beiwecn8W-5-O0 for a minimum.of 2 hours weekly. Can begin now or during the summer A* for infx™?, URGENT! BE THEREFOR CHILDREN IN THE WOMEN'S HORIZONS FACILITY Work with Kenosha agency slaff to prov.de spucturcdactivicies for children while mote receive support'weteto See Carol Engberg in the Career Center or call 553-2011 textbooks, school, children, and coffee cups Chronic illness support group to form Scheel with ever-present coffee imaginary policy that I hang up my 5:00 pjn. Dinner is served, chauffeur's hat for the remainder We all sit around the kitchen table of the day. The exception to the and share our most interesting story rule is the occasional school con- of the day. We discuss the difficult cert or Parent Teacher Association nature of our various tests and how (PTA) meeting. much reading needs to be done dating takes place as three school newsletters arrive and the social calendars of three young ladies develop. My non-traditional status derives from my set of post-high school activities. I attended the University of Wisconsin-Milwaukee for two full years, married, and raised three wonderful daughters. I entered the University of Wisconsin-Parkside in the summer of 1990. As a single parent (who happens to be a college student), my life is enriched with the study of communication, my constant attempts to decode high school jargon, an appreciation of the difficulties of middle school adjustments and hands-on experiences with elementary school projects. My hand rests on the heartbeat of our local educational system, as well as the quiet dripping of my coffee poL by Gwen Heller Feature Editor Coping with an illness of any kind can be difficult, but even more devastating is suffering from a disease for which there is no cure. Chronic illnesses such as epilepsy, lupus, and asthma are asampling of the types of illnesses a new campus support group would like to target Sponsored by the Women's Center and Student Health Services, the support group welcomes anyone in the Parks ide community who either has an incurable illness or knows someone who does. Spouses, parents, and children can benefit from discussion on how a disease affects the whole family. JennifcrBumsof the Women's Center is coordinating this group with the help of Lorraine Meyer from SHS. "We want to show people how to be their own advocates," explained Bums. "Coping with medical bills and managing time, school, work, and family is like going through a frustrating maze." The group's main objectives are to discussexperiencesand share resources and previous treatment before tomorrow. Everyone clears their own places and Sally puts the milk, butter and serving items away. 5:30 p.m. Heidi loads the dishwasher and I wash the pots and pans. I make another pot of coffee. 6:00 p.m. Coffee refreshes me, so I can spend some "quality" time with the youngest girls. We watch a few of our favorite television shows, like "Who's the Boss?" and "Full House." We talk about subjects brought up on the shows, like what our life would be like if I owned an advertising agency and had a household helper named Tony. Connie works diligently on her homework, while peace and harmony reign with her siblings. 8:00 p.m. "Make your lunch," I remind them. "Get ready for bed." "I'm not tired." "Get ready for bed anyway." "Oh Mom!" Typical snatches of nightly conversation. 8:30 p.m. Bedtime for younger girls and homework time for mom. Originally I thought we could do our homework together at the kitchen table. I discovered that I need quiet, solitary concentration to complete my assignments. Research papers or lengthy documents arc handled on the weekend when I block a specific period of lime for studying. 11:00 pm. "Turn down the music, Connie, and don't stay up too late. Good night" Exhausted, I turn on the television and climb into bed. The droning of late-night television shows lulls me into restful slumber. Undergraduate work for me requires constant attention, and lots of coffee. As I receive each syllabus at the beginning of the semester, I enter important dates into my master calendar. Maintaining my calendar helps me to give order to my chaos. r—'—* —*— The Wisconsin In Scotland Summer Program information among participants. "A lot of people have the same concerns that need to be addressed. Some bigger cities in the United States have support groups for specific health problems, but the current health system is geared towards acute illnesses," said Burns. "You either get better or die. Chronic illnesses are not fatal, but they are incurable." The support group coordinators would like to conduct meetings on a weekly basis during the remainder of the current semester. Interested individuals should call Jennifer Bums at 2170 or Lorraine Meyer at 2366. Meeting times and locations are yet to be determined. Dates: May 27 to June 27 Housing: Dalkeith House, Dalkeith Scotland. Program cost includes 15-mealper-week plan. Cost: $1600 includes transportation, food, housing and tuition. Courses Offered: Introduction to Literature Advanced College Writing General Psychology Life Span Development Introduction to British Civilization Information: You can get more information or make application through your campus international studies office or by contacting the WCWC office at 1-800-228-5427 Planned Parenthood Clinics Physical Exam • Birth Control Pregnancy Tests • STD Treatment • lab Tests AIDS Education • Information and Referral Kenosha Cllnlrg 654-0491 / 654-9060 [ Feature A serious side to college drinking by Mark S. Cacciotti A special to the Ranger Two friends meet in the halls of UW-Parkside. "Hey, did you get wasted last night?" "No. but Rick did." "Did he really drink four beers in five minutes?" "Yeah, he did it on a bet He was wandering around looking out windows, then he passed out" Is this an example of the prevailing attitude on drinking alcohol here at UW-Parkside? The answer is "yes" according to some of the staff who deal with students. DeAnn Posse hi. Director of Residential Life says, "Most of the problems we have are drinking related. Fights, sexual assault suicidal depression, roommate conflicts and noise. Drinking plays a role." David Ostrowski, head of Campus Police, stated, "Most of the calls we respond to, especially serious problems, involve drinking alcohol in some way." Nancy Gentry, counselor for Student Health Services, sees students who are in trouble because of drinking. She says, "The attitudes of many young people about drinking are that drinking is a social requirement They drink to show their independence, to be accepted by peers, to increase their abilities to socialize." UW-Parkside is located in an area that has strong cultural attitudes on drinking. Wisconsin!tes are ranked number one in chronic drinking (more than 60 drinks per month), drinking and driving, and per capita consumption of beer and brandy. Geographically, Wisconsin has seven of the top ten, "easiest cities in which to find a bar" in the United States. Alcohol is the fourth ranked killer of people in Wisconsin. This is from the 1988 Wisconsin Department of Health and Social Services annual report As many as ten percent of students at UW-Parkside have serious alcohol abuse problems. The tragedy is that most of them do not know anything about problem drinking. Alcohol related problems are enormous and widespread, yet society still operates under misconceptions. One misconception is that alcoholism only effects older people. According to the National Council on Alcoholism, 10,000 people 18 to 24 years old die each year in alcohol related accidents. Another common idea is that alcoholism is a man's disease. According to facts by the National Council, during the 1950's men with alcoholism outnumbered women 6 to 1. Today the ratio is 3 to 1 men to women. Women are becoming equal victims of this problem. According to the National Council, it is not how much a person drinks, but when, how, and why a person drinks that points to a problem. A problem drinker is anyone who has problems in their life associated with drinking. A member of Alcoholics Anonymous with thirty years of experience in sobriety working with alcoholics and problem drinkers put it this way: " A problem drinker takes a troubled emotional life and adds alcohol. The alcohol relieves these troubled feelings, leading the person to believe everything is alright. As time goes on, the alcohol magnifies the emotional discomfort, and now problems begin to occur. The thing that used to make them feel better, more at ease, now becomes the problem." A 19 year old student put it this way. "When I first started drinking, it was great: lotsof friends and lots of parties. I always felt a little out of place with people. Alcohol made me feel comfortable, I fit in. To me, alcohol was the social solution. I did not know that if alcohol docs that for me, it can turn around and cause me problems. I am an alcoholic and I am recovering." This is a young man. What about the large numbers of non-traditional students here? A 34 year old returning student had these comments. "When I was here in 1975, attitudes were different Getting stone stinking drunk on campus was common, it was acceptable. There was no talk about drinking being something to take seriously. What alcohol did for me was give me a feeling of invincibility of power. I l eft here convinced I would succeed. I never fora momcntthoughtalcohol could become a problem. At age 30,1 was successful, monetarily. I was also an alcoholic who attempted to take his own life. I have since learned to live life on different terms, without alcohol." A fact of life that is as old as recorded history is that 5 to 10 percent of people who drink alcohol become alcoholic. Alcoholism does not care about your race, gender, income or social standing. Alcoholism is an equal opportunity disease. Information about alcoholism is available on campus. Nancy Gentry at Student Health Services has a wide variety of literature on alcoholism. If someone has a problem or knows someone who might, they can come and get the information that will help them deal with the situation. "Don't make the mistake of taking well meaning but errant advice from people that don't know what they are talking about," says Gentry. Meetings of Alcoholics Anonymous are held every Monday at noon on campus in Molinaro D133. Alcoholics Anonymous meetings guarantee anonymity to people who attend. If students feel uncomfortable seeking help on campus, there are treatment and counseling facilities in Racine and Kenosha. Alcoholics Anonymous has a 24 hour hotline in Racine at 554-7788, and they would be happy to answer questions anonymously. Alcoholism is treatable. If a person has a drinking problem, treating it early is as advisable as it is with any disease. Unfortunately, there is no such thing as being too young to be an alcoholic. LSAT GMAT GRE Test Your Best! Classes Forming Now. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document �Jf'University of Wisconsin- Parkside Kenosha, Wisconsin Volume 19, Number 24 Thursday, April 4, 1991 Elevator to undergo overdue maintenance ., DaD Cbiappetta News Editor uw-PlJtside students have becII YOic:ing !heir anger toward dID IRItdown of Ihe elevator in )Uuao Hall. Again. This has becD Ibe ICCond time the elevator .. been Ulllvailable to use due to liKt 10 beck motor burnouts. According to Gary Goetz, __ t Chancellor for AdminislllliaaandFiscaJ Affairs, a project .. been recently approved lhat wiD IeVIlIIIpthe elevator's control 1J*Dl. He believes that Ihe reaa for !he back to baclc motor DaD Chiappetta News Editor Wally Wargo let, a UW1'Irbide senior, replaced Chris DaniellS Vice President of UWPlnside Student Government AsIOCiation on March 29,1991. On March 14, Wargo let defeated Daniel, who was running for his IeCaIId renn, by a lOllII of298 votes III202 votes. "He did an extremely excellent job," said Wargolet about llenieI's past year as Vice Presitlml. "Daniel created a lot of respect in Ihe office. To improve on his job will be difficult. I willla1ce lbisjob seriously." Wargolet, a Labor and IndusIrial Relations Major, as Vice President, is responsible for being President of Ihe senate. He is in charge of running the senate meetings. Wargolet will assign SlUbwnouts might very well be due to the elevator's current control system. ''This project will be completed by the Fall semester which hopefully will cure this problem," said Goetz. ''This is areal inconvience for students who pay the same tuition asanyoneeIse,"saidGaryNephew, a UW-Parkside handicapped student who needs to use lheMolinaro elevator. A new motor is expected to be inslal1ed lOday, and at that time, they might be able to discover the cause for the rapid burnout of the motors, according to Goetz. Wally Wargolet dents 10 various committees in the university and is responsible for .' UW- attending and orgamzmg Parlcside's attendance to United Council meetingS. As Vice President, Wargolet has three major goals he plans to accomplish. . I. To increase shldent 10- "People wilh disabilities are getting screwed over," said Nephew. "Everyone seems to be giving me the runaround concerning the elevator. I'm tired of il." The Molinaro Hall elevator is expected to receive Ihe same con1101system which !he Greenquist Hall elevator received in the Fall semester of 1m. 'The revamped comrol system in Greenquist's elevator cured the same problem Molinaro Hall's elevator is having," said Goetz. • "Bare with us," said Goetz. "My sympathy to all the hardships this has caused." volvemenl. Wargolet would like 10 get students to be aware of the potential they have in making a difference in getting involved with !he many organizations and committees on campus. 2. To better the relationship with the adminisuation. WaIgolet feels that, at this time, communication lines between administration andsWdentsarenotgettingthrough. 3. Increase power of PSGA. "PSGA is a powerful tool which should be used in getting smdent . involvement 10express !heir voice in which then PSGA can take to the adminisuation," said Wargolet. Wargolet feels by accomplishing these goals he would strengthen PSGA by gaining respect from the adminisuation, and 10 make them aware lhat the students of UW-Parlcside are concerned with the decision making process on campus whichconcems Molinaro Hall elevator scheduled lor repair students. Wargolet wasn't too surprised of the 137% increase in voter turnout from last year. He believes it was due to !he quality of the students carnpaining. 'The candidates belonged 10 otherorganizations,ratherthanjust to PSGA. A bigger community was aware of the different candidates running," said Wargolet. "This was a more overwhelming group of candidates that was more publicized because of belonging to other organizations." WlU'golet deeply believes that student involvement is the key in making his term as Vice President successful. Wargoletexplains that not only will student involvement increase swden! voices on the decision making process, but it will also improve !heir outlook on life after graduation. ..After graduation when swWargolet installed as 1991-92 PSGA Vice President dents are looking for a job, employersareinterested in seeing what elsestudents were involved in while receiving an education," said WargoleL "By being involved, this shows that yo~ have the drive, !he comminment , and the responsibility needed to succed on the job." Inside... EdiloriaL ..".,.."_ •••.Page~ PSOARep«t.. ........Pa&.e3 Devil'sAc:lvoc:ale..".Page3 Re1ease:s •••_ .._ .... _, ...... 4 ~.~....."........ Sports .........H.... '-..Paae' 1bisWeek-"." ....~U FeatlIfC$, -....PaaPl 13 VoJunteer .Page 14 Qas$ified$. .Page 16 .' Editorial April 4, 199} From the desk of the Editor Every spring, students graduate from high school and then are faced with the decision of entering the labor force or roughing it through what could be the best four years of their lives. Since everyone is expected to graduate from high school, they are sometimes just patted on the back and the elite are presented with luxurious gifts, and the opportunity to host a wild bash. But when a student graduates from college, more planning is put into the celebration by the family. Family members from around the country are scheduled to fly in, extravagant dinners are planned, and graduation parties are slated. These plans are sometimes made many months ahead of time and impossible to change. Last week, with only seven weeks until graduation, students were faced with a scare when a rumor was floating round that commeneement had been changed from Sunday May 19, to Saturday May 18. The reason forthe change was that Gateway Technical College always holds their commencement one week after ours. Well, this year we started our semester later, so the two ceremonies conflicted and we were faced with a problem. The administration figured that since half of the schools in the UWSystem graduate on Saturday, that we would change our traditional day of graduating to that day. Maybe graduating on Saturday is plausible, but not when you change it to that day with less than two months until graduation. Several irate students approached both the Ranger and PSGA about this problem and we decided to pursue it further. Now, the track record that students have in dealing with administration, that is, trying to get them to reverse a decision, is slim to none. But we decided to give it a shot We, along with other students and parents, contacted Walt Shirer, Assistant to the Chancellor. He was the key decision maker in this dilemma, and was very willing to discuss the many concerns of students and parentS. After our discussion, he assured us he would have an answer to the problem by 3:30 on Monday. Well, he came and hunted us down before 3:00 to tell us that he made the decision, along with C1l1l11rellorKaplan, to move the commenrement back to its original time. The Ranaer and PSGA have been on top of many problems at UW·Parlcside and usually our opiaona lieonly glvenllpservlre. Irsnice to see that someone cares about how the students feel, and IIIIde adeclslon based on that. We would like to compliment both Walt Shirer and C1ancellor Kaplan, 011mllldng this decision for the students, their families and friends. Itis well appreciated. by , Craig Siqjdm Letter to the Editor policy The Ranger encourages letters to the editor and will print all letters that follow Ranger editorial guidelines established by the editorial board. Letters must be signed by the writer or representative of the group submining the letter and must contain writer's name, social security number, and phone number for verification purposes. Names of writers will be withheld at the request of the author at the discretion of the Ranger Executive Committee based only on upon legitimate reasoning. Deadline for letters is 5:00 pm on Monday before publication. Letters containing offensive, libelous material, misleading information, or culturally offensive material will not be printed at the discretion of Ranger Executive Committee. All letters must be typed and double spaced and must not exceed 350 words. In case of space restrictions, shorter letters will be given preference over longer letters. The Ranger reserves the right to print a representative sample of letters pertaining to the same subject or viewpoint. Letters will not be edited for spelling or grammar mistakes unless requested by the writer. Letters oropinions expressed on the editorial and opinion pages are not necessarily those of the Ranger staff. This policy is subject to change by the Ranger Executive Committee. ;n4,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 : The Devil's Advocate Responsibility of "Minor Adults" a major issue for all The Parkside Student Gov. emment Association (p.S.G.A.) articleinlast week' s Ranger raised the issue of lowering the drinking age. Although this issue has reo ceiveda lot of attention, I believe it 10 be appropriate 10 seriously consider this topic. Italways amazed me as a high schoolsenior that one day I was an irresponsible minor, and literally overnight became an adult, This rnetarnorphasis came about solely by virtue of my eighteenth binhday. I'm sure that many young adults would agree with me. It is interesting 10 note that these eighteen 10 twenty-one year old people are, in all actuality, "minor adults." These minor adults are old enough for all responsibility, save inbibing. It seems that the crux of the issue is that the State (as in Big Brother) considers it 10 be a matter of personal self-discipline and social responsibility. Ifthis is correct.Iet us examine what responsibilities these "minor adults" really have. At the magical age of eighteen. a minor adult can get married without parental consent. A minor adult can thus initiate a family and have children. This in and of itself is a major adjustmentfor responsibility. However, they cannot toast their own Weddingor the binh of their children. At the magicalageof eighteen a minor adult is now socially responsibile for his/her actions. If they break the law they are tried in an adult coon. Ironically, if a minor adult breaks the drinking law, they will be tried as an adult, notin juvenile coon. At themagicalage of eighteen aminoradultcan be called 10 serve on jwy duty, and cast a ballot that can adversely affect the life of another human being, yet somehow the State considers the respcnsibility of inbibing 10 be more serious than sendingsomeone 10prison for life; or death. A minor adult can serve in the armed forces of the United States. Uncle Sam believes that a twenty year old can pilot a million dollar helicopter, or can be responsible enough 10 command a million dotIar tank. yet not mature enough 10 drink responsibly. A minor adult can incur debt, buy property, engage in business activities.can signcontractsand be held legally accountable for breaches of the same. yet the State stillconsidersthemasminoradults. I think you get the picture. For the record. I support PUSH-19, although I'm not a fan of alcohol consumption. I've watchedtoomanyfnendsandrelationships go down the tubes as a result of alcohol abuse. Yet. alcohol is merely a vehicle and it is the self-destructivebehavior of the individual that causes the problems. not the age. The Sunday issue of the Milwaukee Journal reports the efforts of some state representatives who are trying to reach a viable compromise. This compromise comes in the form of what is known as "absolute sobriety" Under this provision, a minor adult can ingest alcoholic beverages but can only operate a mOIOrvehicle if absolutely sober. This means that rninor adults can driuk, but cannot drive. I believe that this is a valid suggestion that deserves serious consideration. With the Feds threalening 10 withhold highway funds it is apparent that the main issue is dnmk driving. It must be stressed here that this bias against minor adults does not prevent "real" adult drinkers from tnming our highways into bloodbaths. Almost one haIfof all traffic fatalities. or 250,000 per year, are alcohol related. and minoradults compriseonly a fraction of that number. Nor do the laws against alcohol consumption stop anyone from drinking. Ever hear about ''Prohibition''? It is time that we decide once and for all at what age someone becomes responsible enough 10 participate in society. The politicians that parrot the themes of Big Brother would be well advised 10 remember that minor adults can now also vote. Now how do you suppose something like that could have happened? Parkside Student Statute assures rights This article is to inform and explain a section in chapter 36. The article states "36.09(5) STUDENTS. The students of each institution or campus subject to the responsibilities and powers of the board. the president. the chancellor and the faculty shall be active panicipants in the immediate governance of and policy development for such institutions. As such, students shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review of policies concerning student life services and interests. Students in consultation with the chancellor and subject to the final confirmation of the board shall have the responsibility for the disposition of those student fees which constitute substantial support for campus student activities. The students of each institution or campus shall have the right to organize themselves in a manner they determine and to select their representatives to panicipate in institutional governance." The basic goal of this anicle is tomake sure that the students are represented in those decisions that effect them. This piece of legislation is there for the students. It gives them the right to sit on committees that make the decisions involving student life, including the fees paid by the students. This is important for all students to know, that we do have a say in the process of formulation and review of all policies that effect us on this campus. -:-:=-._:_-- -~:::_~~--.- ..."-- ~_.. _--- Government Association Senate meeting minutes Called to order at 12:02pm. Roll Call: J.Jensen, T'Jensen, E.Jensen, Bovee, Schuh. Lindblom, Jude(E), Kadolph(U). Olson(L). Riccio. Rosier(U), Sikora, Simpkins. Yee(U), Finch Guests; Steve McLaughlin, Brenda Wilson. Diane Welsh, Chief Justice Jody Robison Motion SimpkinslFinch 3f291 ~ To approve the minutes from the previous meeting. Passes 9-0-1 Report of the President (Homer) Welcomed the new President and Vice-President-elect Motion RicciolLindblom 3/ ~ To approve Kevin WillIams on the Judicial Branch. Motion Tabled. <Question Called> Passes 7-0-3 Repon of the Vice-President (Daniel) Congratulated all graduates. Report of President ProTempore (Schuh) No report Repon of Legislative Affairs (Lindblom) No report New Business; Moved from Committee 3/ 29/91:3 Swearing in of President (Kenneth Schuh) Vice-President (Walley Wargolet Senators: Homer, Lindblom, Olson. Meniesen, Schaffer, Yee, T.Jensen, Daniel, Sikora. Passes 10-0- 1 Roll Call: T.Jensen, Jude(E), Kadolph(U), Lindblom, Olson, Bovee, Sikora, Simpkins. Yee(U), Finch, Daniel, Horner New Business: Graduation date has been changed and a petition may be started in protest. Food for Families dance sponsored by S.O.C. needs tickets to be sold by each of the clubs- the tickets will be available in the beginning of the week. Motion LindblomlFjnch 3/ 29/91 :4 To adjourn the meeting. Passes 9-0-0 Adjourned at 12:45pm. The Parkslde Student Government Association would like to remind you that meetings are held every Friday at 12:00 In Comm Arts 129 All Students arewelcome to attend ApriJ4,I~ lRaDP, Page 4 I!.--__ F_e_a_tu_f_e_-- Letter to the Editor understanding different points of view or background and culture? Does the Executive Committee know what should be excluded? What is "good" for all or just a few? Aren't the people who are doing the censoring not complaining that they were censored? And isn't that a problem? Who's zoomin' who? Who is this "Executive Committee?" Why do they remain nameless? Timothy Christoffel sire 10 remain nameless 10 make a point?Whatdifferencedoesitmake who says wbat? Should the same words have different meanings depending on who says them? Would that be disaimination? Or prejudging? Right or wrong what makes the difference who says what or whether all parties agree with what is said? I thought this campus was big on ethnic diversity and the impnrtanee of empowerment through To the Editor: Who is the Executive Committee? What is the Executive Committee lJ'yingtocensor'l Opinioos they don't agree with? Opinioos that they have deemed wrong, unneeded. undesiJable, worthy of genocide by exclusion? Isn't the cartoon with its "translations" racist? How about the depiction of the 1etter jacket on the author in the cartoon? Maybe "Mr. K" or "Mr. K" deNewsReleases _ partment, The sign-up sheet fer this survey isentitled, Stales, Traits, and Perceptions. Studentsmayalso contact Suchy at 553-9062. Suchy discovered, while tutoring English as a second language, that these students areoften unaware of the services available to them. Foreign-bomstudents face the same problems that all students face, but these are complicated by the need to adjust 10 a new culture. These problems are not unique among UW -Parkside students. "When I looked at some articles, it seems as though nation-wide the international students are having more problems than native-hom American students. I wasn't sure if the services they are getting, even though I feel they are good, are really sufficient for these students needs. After looking at the litmlUre I decided that I would try to assess the situation here at UWParkside." Depending upon the results of her survey, further wode on her thesis will involve developing seminars and/or a support group. The ultimate goal of this study isto help the smdents, Wisconsin Civil War heroes lecture NotedCivilWarauthorsLance Herdegen and William Beaudot will present a free lecture on Wednesday, April 10at 7 pm in the Overlook Lounge of the Libraryl Learning Center. Herdegen and Beaudot authored "In the Bloody Railroad Cut at Gettysburg" in 1990. The book which has been hailed by Civil War scholars, was selected by the History Book Club and baS been nominated for an Award of Merit from the Slate Historical Society of Wisconsin. Herdegen, a newspaper reporter and editor, and BeaudaL a librarian,haveboth wriuen on Civil War topics for numerous national publications. For more info., call 2221. UW·Parkside Music Ensemble to Perform at Racine Church April 7 Choral music, Irish and Kenyan folk songs and a memorial musical tribute 10 three American composers, will be performed by two Parkside music ensembles at the Mount Pleasant Luthern Church, 1700 S. Green Bay Road, Racine, Sunday, April 7. Theconcert, featuring theParkside Chorale and Master Singers, will be held at 3:30 p.m. Admission is $4 for adults and $2 for students and senior citizens. Both ensembles are under the direction of James B. Kinchen, Jr., direclOr of choral activities. Featured during the program will be pieces by Franz Josepb Haydn, Undine Smith Moore, Leonard Bemstein,AaronCopland and William Dawson. The latter three are all American composers who died in 1990. For more information, call the Music Department at ext, 2457. waukee Opera Company's Marriage of Figaro and an appearance with the Milwaukee Sympbony in Haydn's The Creation. She is currently a voice instructor at the Wisconsin Conservatory of Music. Tuesday, April 17. The Battle of the Bands competition will be held at 7:30 pm in the Union Cafeteria on April 26. First prize will be an invitation for a paid performance at Milwaukee's Summerfest; second prize $200; and third prize $100. The event is sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board. For more information, contact Frank Mejia at 553-2650 or the Parkside Activities Office at 553-2278. Polish Culture to be Highlighted During UW·Parkside Dinner Engage in the music and culinary "delights" of the Polish cultureduring"An Evening in Poland" on Saturday, Apil 20 from 6:30- 9:30pm in MainPlace. Admission to the dinner is $15.75 for the general public. Special discounts areavai1ablelOseniorcilizens,UWParksidealumniandUW-Parkside faculty, staff and students. The event is sponsored by the Center forIntemationalStudies. Reservations must be made by April 9. Featured will be an authentic Polish dinner including roasted pork loin stuffed with prunes, stewed sauerkraut, oven browned potatoes and a variety of Polish pastries. Recipes are provided by RilaMicha1ak,memberoftheHistorical and Cultural Society of Polishfest, Milwaukee. Other highlights include a program on the life of Frederick Chopin, the PolishlFrencb composer. Pianist EDen Dixon Swan and Joyce Parker, both of the Milwaukee chamber group TAHLIA, wiD present music and accompanying narrative depicting the life of Chopin .• In addition, a short discussion on the recent changes in Poland will be provided by Donald Pienkos, professor of political science and chair of polish studies at UW-Milwaukee. To make reservations, call the Center for International Studies at eXL 2701. Leningrad Music and Dance Company to perform on April 9 Kampaniya,amusicanddance company from Leningrad willperform Russian folk music and songs of romance and humor, dance routines and feature a variety of instrumenlal soloists during a performanceat the University ofWisconsin-Parkside Tuesday, April 9. The show will take place at7 pm in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $5 and all seating is reserved. The event is sponsored by the U.S,JU.S.S.R. Friendship Society of Racine and Kenosha and the Parkside Activities Board. Kampaniyafeatures several Soviet stage and screen stars. Included in the performance are Arkady Nasirov. a dancer. aa:ording to some, the likes of Fred Astaire; Oleg Manakov. a noted Soviet pan flule player whose repertoire includes folk, classic and modem selectiOlL'l;andAndrey ADkudinov, noted Soviet singer. For more information, or to reservetickets,caJJ the Information Desk at ext, 2345. Arts & Crafts Fair Applications are available for Parkside's 17th Annual Arts & Crafts Fair to be held Saturday, Dec. 7, 199 J. Handmade articles such as jewelry, pottery. paintings and holiday decorations can be displayed. Rummage.cosmetics.food or secondhand items will not be allowed. Applicationsalongwithanonrefundable $5 processing fee must be received by Wed., May 22 and are available at the Union Information Centeror by calling 553-2278. In addition, three photos of articles that will beexhibitedandone photo of the overall exhibit must be submitted with applications. Applicants will be juried on the basis on quality. creativity and originality. Cost of exhibiting is $40 and is required upon selection to the fair. For more information, contact the Student Activities Office at 553-2278. The fair is sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board and the Student Activities Music Recital Guest artists Debra Hogan, soprano, and Craig Roberts, tenor, will present a recital on Friday, April 5 in CA D-U8 at noon. They will be assisted by pianist August Wegner of the Parkside music faculty. Mr.Roberts will sing five of the gambler songs by John Jacob NiJesand "The Music of the Night" from Pbamorn of the Opera by Andrew Lloyd Webber. "Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again" from Phantom will be sung by Ms. Hogan. She wiD join Mr.Roberts for two duets by Robert Schumann and "The Point of No Return" from Phantom, Mr.Roberts is an active recitalist in Southeastern Wisconsin. Ms. Hogan's career highlights inclue the role of "Donna Anna" in the Skylight production of Don Giovanni, "Countess" in the MilLocal Bands Needed for Parkside Battle of the Bands Competition High school and college rock, rhythm and blues,jazz and country bands are invited 10 participate in the Fourth Annual Battle of the Bands Competition Friday, April 26 at Parkside. Bands •interested in compeliting must submit an entry form, a 1010 15 minute demo tape, and a non-refundable $20 entry fee. All demo tapes will become the property of the Baltle of the Bands Committee. Deadline for completedentriesisMonday,April 8. Five bands will be selected and finalists will be notified by Foreign born students needed for survey Psychology major, Yana Suchy, isconductingasurveyofParkside's foreign-born students as part ofher Honor's Thesis. She is requesting that any students born outside the United States help hertohelpthem. She needs foreign-born suidems 10 volunteer fIfteen minutes of their time 10 fill out a questionnaire. Students can sign-up in Moln. 275, for this on-going study. which is sponsored by the Psychology de- ...!.- ApriI~'4:..:;.I99=I'----------I ...... _-:--C_o_u_n_s_e_l_in~g:::...__ _J~-------=RaDger===.Page=-5 Stress Busters Week planned By stuart Rubner Special to the Ranger Beginning Monday, Apri18th. you'll be able toexperience a week of progmmming aimed at helping you recognize and reduce your suess. "Suess for college students ha1 multiple causes." says Barbara Larson. a counselor in the Counseling and Testing office, "and it's important 10 use a variety of approaches in dealing with stress." Each day of this week-long program a different aspect of stress As significant as the recognition of stress in our lives isthe awareness thai we as human beings require touch as much as we need oxygen to breathe andwholesomefood to eat. The ex-erience of being touched with compassion and care by another human being is essential to the proper development and maintenance of everyone's psychological, social, and physical well being. Barb Beck, Massage Therapist Touch-N-Go Therapeutics Most of these were made in 1915 and are in the classic comedy~- tion. At 12:30 Barbara Larson of the Counseling and Testing staff will discuss how what you think affectsyourstress.Oneofthethings Union lnfonnation Desk for more infonnation. Wednesday the 9th is Relaxation Day. At noon in Molinaro IIINancy Gentry, Student Assistance Program CoordinaWr. Student Health Services, will presenta relaxation therapy program. Nancy will demonstrate relaxation techniques that everyonecandolOhelpthem overcome stress. Two relaxation videos will be running from 11:30 in the Union Dining room; these are guaranteed Stress Bustersl And Molinaro 1ll will be turned into a "SIreSS Release Room" from 94 that day; you're . welcome 10 come in and relax to some wonderful stress reo ducing audio tapes. Nutrition, exer .. cise, and getting prothat causes a great deal of stress for Marrypeople know they are peopleissomethingknownas'self- undergoing stress but they may talk'. Barbara will show you how not know how serious a probto identify your self-talk, decide if lem it is,how it is affecting them, it's helping or hurting you. and and whether or not/hey should change it if you choose 10 do so. get help to overcome it. My To further help you reduce discussion will answer the your stress be sure 10see comedian question "When does someone Brad Lowery in Union Square at know it's time to get profes9pm. The program is sponsored by sional help for dealing with the Parkside Activity Board and is stress and who do you go tofor free of charge. PAB is also spon- that help?" soring the famed Leningrad music Greg Theurer and dance company Kampaniya in Psychologist . Professional Services Group the Comm Arts Theatre beginning SeeyouduringStressBlISleISweek. at 7 m; admissiOll is $5. Call the . Developing a healthier and stress reduction will be high- lifestyle can help you gear up lighted; you can use what you learn for stress and make you a better 10 make you a healthier person 'stress manager'. Eating well and exercising are two key elebothphysicallyandmentally.Stress ments of a healthy lifestyle. so it Busters week is being sponsored stands to reason that a strong. by the Counseling and Testing and vibrant. body can positively. ii!' Student Health Services offices. fluence the mind and the Spirit. Physical activities can help work Monday, April 8th is Stress off tensions. and regular exe~- Awareness Day. Visit Stress Bust- cise provides many psychologiers Headquarters in upper Main cal benefits. Exercise improves our Place and pick up a Stress Busters ability to cope with str.ess by Week calendar and materials to elevatingmaod.decr~asmganhelp you assess your stress levels. ger and pent up tenslO~, overHandouts discussing techniques for comingfatigue, improvtng concentration, and gtvtng' a sense stress reduction will also be avail- of power, control. and selfable. Headquarters will be open confidence. from 9-3. Eating a well-balanc~d Massage Therapist Barb Beck of daily diet improves your body S stores of nutrients you need to Touch-N-Go Therapeutics will be handle stress. It uses up the B on hand from 9-1 in upper Main and C vitamins which are neePlace. Barb is a UW-Parkside essary for brain functions and certain foods tend to aggravate graduate and a licensed massage stress and should be limited. therapist, Massage therapy wiIl be Table tents in all c~us available in upper Main Place at no dining areas will be aVlll.la1?le charge from 910 noon; at 12 Barb on Thursday. April II IlSttnlpg foods that can. add to or he will present a lecture on Eastern reduce stress. • and Western techniques of mas- Student Health Services sage,taIkaboutthehistory:o:ft:IOI:IIC:h~=~~N~u~rse~Lo:rra:i:ne:M:ey:e:r~!=:~=::==::=::::~~~~ii~~•• ~.~~i~~1 fessiona1 help for your stress will be the focus tor Thursday. April 11th. Table tents in the Union dining room, Main Place Coffee Shoppe, and UniOIl Square will offer tips on how 10 reduce your stress by eating better. At 1:00, psychologist Greg Theurer of Professional Services Group will present a program in Union 104 that will focus on when 10 seek professional help for stress. To wrap up SIreSS Busters week,StressBustersHeadquaners moves 10the Union Bridge on FriCollege students. as well as everyone else, are continuaUy talking to themselves. and this on-going internal verbalization can be stress provoking, neu· tral, or stress relieving. If the key word" should" is comes up frequently in the conversations you have with yourself. consider participating in this Stress Buster week program. Barbara Larson Counselor Counseling and Testing day, Apri112th. Numerous handouts will be available that will help summarize the variousstressrelated topics presented during the week. Be sure 10 take advantage of several of these Stress Busters pr0- grams. Remember, everyone experiences stress at various points in their lives, but for college students successful SIreSSmanagement can result in better academic perfor- mance, intelpetSOnaIrelationships. and health. ApriI4,1@' KlIIIRanE,l!eI".nYIPa&e:!:..!!..6 -----1 Feature - ------ Movie Review . " The Hard Way- A Mean Spirited Comedy Fox and Woods as unlikeky allies guys really do hate each other and do some extremely cruel things 10 each other. Cruelly is not necessarily funny. The Hard Way earns some points for the perfonnance good. But this is Morrison's high point He spends practically the rest of the movie drinking, smoking, or both, and it is heavy abuse of drugs and alcohol. And after seeing the film, it is hard 10 imagine the Doors ever finishing a concert, with Morrison telling the audience they are "all a bunch of • •• slaves" or Morrison being arrested for violating ebscenity laws. Meg Ryan is almost wasted as Morrison's girlfriend. his "muse," Pamela Courson. She is a convincing lovesick groupie, but it's bard 10believe her loving of the troubled singer. Kilmer is intense as Morrison and he does quite a bit of his own a concentralion in Anthropology. cia! events at the site. She hires and knowledge is helpful. She later returned 10 Parkside 10 trains the guides, and writes edu- Theslarting saIarycan be from get a minor in Women's Studies. cationaImaterialfortheschools.In $12,000-$20,000 yearly. Keep in Sally Wood is the Curator of She then went on 10 receive her addilion, Sally plans activities for mind, however, that a job at an Interpretation at the Olde Wade master's at Western Kentucky the children's classes that the his- hislOricaI site isa state job and you Hislorical Site at Greenbush, WI. University, majoring in FolIdore. IOricaIsiteoffersontradilions,such are considered a Slate employee. Her Iide sounds as interesling as This is the study of traditions of the as soapmaking and spinning wool. AnypIace that has a museum the job ilSelf. common people. She also writes press releases, fly- or historical site is a place 10 work A curator at a museum is Although she didn't feel the ers,andmailings.Attimes,shehas forthis type of job. Sally stated that someone who cares for the WOIb majoratParksidewasadequatefor 10 dopromolional work. the only limitations would be the of an and the furniture, but in this her job, she did say it was good Theskillsneededforthislype student's area of interest =~:on.allYThis~thmeanseCurashetor~~~ groundwork for her master's edu- of job, as you can imagine, are Sally worked at Parkside in 1"- V',,-_ calion. She felt an education major numerous.Sallysaitlyoude6nitely the library, and also as a student functions, organizes research ma- would have helped her more be- need people skills to deal with the worker 10 the assistant 10 the ViceteriaI, and writes various pieces of cause she deals with a lot of chil- workers, as well as the visitors, Chancellor. She felt this was very literature. dren and teachers at the historical Organizalional skills are also used helpful in gaining computer trainSallygraduatedfromParkside site. and marketing skills are a plus. ingandorganizalionsskil!s. •• .:::o;;;;;;;;..;;;1n=19:8:1·:DIa--:;!ioiirin;giiniSiOCiiiOiIOiGYiwithi· •••• Her.jo.b.enItalills.PIannin•• ·.g.spe_-_~S;aII~y~al;SO~~;ee~ls~lha;;;t~som;;;;;e~co~m:p:u:te:rTh::e~m~os~tpositive thing about a car chase, Woods is interviewed by the press and then taken 10 the hospital. Nick Lang, a Hollywood actor played by Michael J. Fox, watches the interview and decides IOheadlONewYorktoresearchhis nextroleasacop. The two of them are puuogether, and they naturally hate each other. Woods is way too intense for the role. You can't hel" but think that this guy has a few bricks missing from his building. Woods is generally well known for playing memorable nuteases, but here he yells through the whole film like an obsessed overbearing jerk. He is not the lype of character you would want 10 know personally. He takes the hatred bit too far, and his character does not work. Fox is well known for playing Alex P. Keaton on the tv. sitcom included. The film opens with Morrison as a young boy with his parents in New Mexico witnessing a highway accident involving a family of Nalive Americans. This scene is the only apparent reason for Morrison's self-destructive and abusive behavior through the rest of the film. The film then takes us 10 the meeting of Morrison and keyboardist Ray Manzarek (Kyle MacLachIin) at UCLA film school, and the addition of drummer John Densmore (Kevin Dillon) and guitarist Robby Krieger (Frank Whaley). Wearetaken from one of their first rehearsals with the playing of ''Light My Fire," written by Life after Parks ide "Family Ties," and for theBack To The Future films. He has proven himself 10 be a good comic actor, and his character is the best thing about this film. The jokes about Hollywood people is nothing new, but Fox still makes them funny. John Badbam, the director, has made many other comedies such as: Stakeout, Short Circuit, and Bird on a Wire. Badbam bas made the cop buddy film before, and he bas been successful with the formula, but here he uses the same tired jokes. L.L. Cool J. makes his film debut in The Hard Way. Mr. CooIJ. baa small role and it's heard be bas aspirations of getting into acting. He is also a rap artist, There is a major problem with the film in that itis a comedy with some real viciousness. These two Krieger, 10 one of their first club appearances, and to the Whiskey-a Go-Go and the hypnotic and controversial performance of "The End." Mterthat performance, they are signed by Elektra Records and meet producer Paul Rothchild (Michael WinCOtl). Included in this surge of success is their appearance on the Ed Sullivan Show, where they were asked 10 change the line in "Light My Fire" from "Girl, we couldn't get much higher" 10 "Girl, we couldn't get much better" because the network would not allow the term "higher." Not only does Morrison not change the line, butif you haven't seen that segment from the Ed Sullivan Show, well, it's by Fox, but other than that, there is nothing worth 6 dollars, If you have 10 see this one, wait for lbe video. Igrade The Hard Way Istar out of 4 stars. singing. He is thoroughly believable as the rock singer obsessed with dealh.PaulaAbdul a1soserved as Kilmer's personal choreographer. John Densmore and Robby Kriegermake cameo performances, as do Billy Idol, Billy Vera, and Paul Williams. Watch for Crispin Glover as Andy Warhol and Will Jordan for his freaky re-creation of Ed Sullivan. Kathleen Quinlan playsPatriciaKennealy, Morrison's witchy conson . This is not an uplifling movie, and it runs 135 minutes, but itis an enthraIling movie. Itis almost lite a two hour acid trip, and almost as addicling, for Iveseen itthree times now and it's still not enough. Parkside, Sally thought, was lbe small class size and getling awgbt by the teachers instead of an assistant Parkside also taught 1leIibility and to ask questioDS. Parkside also helped Sally grow up and be more responsible. WodiDI and going 10 school also taughtber how 10 manage her time. Sa1Iysuggestsgetlinginvolved in an internship and/or with an Artthropology Club. "All empJoyIlS are looking for experience," remarked Sally. Sally said she bas fond IIICIDO' ries of Parkside. Her advice III students is,"It's all perse~ keep at it, and don't qui!", Movie Review Lighting Fires Until The End David WIck Entertainment Writer In 1981, a film called 4B hours bit the screen and made some fJ1tnrnakels a lot of money. Hollywood then decided 10 repeat the success of the film by making it several times a year, only they put diffemll acton in it each lime All you need for this copied success are two partners who hate each Cllba, and while adjusling 10 one another, they have 10 solve a bigcrime. Somewhere in the end of the movie they solve the crime and become buddies for life. This is supposed 10 evoke tears (or something else) while we learn a lesson in male bonding. James Woods is an intense New York City cop after a seria1 killel' called "TbePanyCrasber." Mter by Chris DeGulre Feature Writer Jim Morrison died of hean failureattheageof21nearlytwenly years ago. He is resurrected this year by director Oliver Stone {Platoon, Born on the Fourth of July)andisponrayedbyValKilmer (Top Gun, Willow) in the major molion picture, The Doors. The film is more or less a depressing look at the life of singer Jim Morrison. But this is nota bad movie. Infact, it is an incredible journey through the drug infested music world of the 1960's. But 10 truly enjoy this movie a high tolerance for themusic of the Doors is needed,fortherearesome25 songs by Kimberly TenereIU Feature Writer ., . SPO"RTS • I SECflONB THURSDAYAPRIL 4, 1991 SECTION B ZieUnski leads team Rangers split at Xavier in spUt with Badgers By TED McINTYRE i:~".:.e~= ---- .... --------.::::-- Asst. Sports Editor em>ed em Ill.aror. In the dJ!nI. willi By JEFF LEMMEl<MANN two OUI, X.v,..lI<:<lred em. hi~ ... aIk S H.vins played just 13 sam .. in and 1IlO1b ... error, porn Editor their )'0IIII8 season, Ibe RillS'" Soft- Wilb the basea loaded in Ihe fifth ball team has eatabliJhed illown idm- innins. Draft pulled startinS pitcher lily u the 1991 all Jekyll and Hyde Natalie Kruinzep and put in aenior team. Beth HIIlJaL Hansen lOt the lint hitParbide, now 5-Sem the........ fer ID pop ou~ and ",tired the seamd ia matins • habit of pl.ying back to "- em • fielder'l clIoi<:e p1.y to backgameawilbtwopenonaliliea,.... home. ThenextX.vi ... "-linB1ed u • solid yalDlS ballclub andIhe other IDdrive in two. Thenexthitter doubled u IIlllDCOllSCiousteam. in two more ID make Ihe """" 8-0. 11Ieir most recent mulli-pa-ocm- Parbide failed ID secre "" fIV. a1i1y displ.y occuned Tuesday at SL hiJa. PIteIIer Natalie Kruinzens. lOt Xavier of Illinois. AfIet beinI abut out Ihe lou to drop her reccrd ID 1-2. The 8-Oinlheopa1er.the RIIlFS boun<:ecI lou madted Ihe fo\ll1h lime Ihe R.... - back ID play their beat same of Ihe erohav._lIhut-outinjust13 pmea. _ in beatins the Couglll S-2. "We had troubl. hittinS line Game .... wu • 'comedy of er- aboca," Aid Draft. 101'&' for Ihe RIIlSers. On Ihe way to Conoideringlbe level of play in beins Ihut _S-O. Parbide commit- same ..... same two turned out to be ted lix emn, most em olherwise eaoy ..... moreofasmpriseforlhelUnSero p\ayL in • 5-2 victory. "They were not IDUlhmors. "Aid The pme srarted out in III alllDO head coach Linda Draf~ "lbe playa familiar tnsic w.y fo< Parbide. SL were _ IOUsJ!.lhey were really eaoy X.vier SOl ilS first b.uer on wilb ID balls ID hand1e, we just made pllOI' arorbyohonatopJ_MikuIIki. The decisions," DeJLll.lla IICIific:ed tbenmnerlD IeCIt did _ take Parbide 1on& ID and, abo IIDIo Ihird and .. udoubIod .taIl matins _ in aame one. home. X.vi ... •• lead off hider popped to The_andthiJdinDinp ..... eatd1er RIChe! Sielaff who promptly _ and in Ihe Kanaer half of Ihe dropped Ihe ball in foul territory. The fo\II1h wilb two outs,1eftIieIder Tara "-driIledthenextpitchintolef\for Car!Joa doubled and Ihird ~ • doubl.. Then while Ihe runner wu Lauri Slephem walked. That wu ltealina lhird, Siel.rrl throw to Parkside'. fast sc:orins Ihreat of Ihe IhiJdbuemIll Tracy Peel wu not over day. Draft then broup. in &eIhnuln far <mUsh for the duow and Ihe ball Jenny PIoI ID Pinch-hit for MicheD. went inlD the OUtflOld. ShortotopJanet KiIbnan. PIoI raped • double out to Mikulski then missed backins up the Ief\ center, ID ICOR two runnerI. ball u it bolDlCed past her funhor into Inthe topoflhe Iifthwid> two out left. Then Ihe illusive ball continued 10 and two on, Hansen doubled sc:orins roll and made ilS w.y pullef\lielder two ID 10 up 4-1. Laur. stock and rolled to • ltop while Tara Carlson doubled in Hamen the runner scored. ID up the score to S·I. Laushins about Ihat play wu Hamen a.ve up • nm in Ihe_- about the beat Ihins Ihat hawened to see Xavier. 48 Kelly Zielinski is quickly emerging U !he possible answer 10 • pitehins staff with .numb..- of queations. In his fourth appculUlCe of the seuon, Zielinski •• sophomore in his flrst seescn u .RIDser, held the UW-MadisonBadg ... to just four hilS and four nms in the RillS'" 54 win in Ihe State'. CapitaL "Kelly hu really been Ihe shinins .tar of our staff so far."said .. sistantcoachScottBarrer. "He'slhrowinsllrikel with • lot of movement, aetlin& • lot of around bills. " The RIJIIa" offense """ up ID support Zielinski'l effurL Inthe thinI, down by'lUII, lheycame up wid>. threenm frame u they porI.yed. double-steal, .fieldero choice and.KyleKnothesinalefo<lhreenms. Therallywusrarted willi a pair of lead-off wa1b, sellins up Ibe frame. UW-Madisem ...... eredwilb one in lb. thinI, then Ibey rook Ibelead wilb • pair of nms in Ibe fifth, molrins It 4-3. UW-Parbide rallied in the sixth. Mike Csccioppo srarted lb. inninS wilb •• inale, followed by • wllk ID Dominic Delrose. AfIet. uaUlCC blDlt moved the nmners into scarina posilion, SlID Diedrich went down on strikes. Wilb two .way and the lee nm on second, Bob Hall. who .... 3 fo<60n lheday. came up.. ith.two-nm single, &ivins Ihem the eventual winninS nm at S-4. Zielinski tossed two """"I ... fram .. ID finish off Ihe Badsers in Ibe opa1er. Ibe second lime this seucm he hal aone Ihe distance. In the nisht-cap, the RIDS'" hiucro couldn't come up with • key hit u they scored just two runs em six hits. JeffFennrick, who.rarted same two, wuvictimizedby the offensive let-up, and by • defensive lapse which helped the Badsero to .4-2 victory. In ",lief, Paul PhilIipo and Jason Holt each pitched • sco",l= inninS. to keep Ihe R .... ers close. In the seventh, down 4-1. UW-Parkside looked IiIte lbeywouldmske.nm.tlbeBadSClSllain. A lead-offwalk ID Knothe, followed by • Wade Ho1linSheck double put nom ... at second and thin! wilb nobody ouL Butlbe ralley ended their .. lbe Kana'" could m...... just one nm on • wild pitch. The split put UW-Parkside'l record at S-6. Baumler set to represent UW-Pin Judo National Championships By LEN ANHOLD Asst. Sports Editor UW -PaIkside sophomore Brian Baumler will ttaveltoNewark.NewJerseythisweekendtocompete in the 1991 Collegiate Judo Championships. The Iwodayevenl, hosted by West Point and the New Jersey Technological Instiblte. will feature the top collegiate judo perfonners in the country, The winners will invited to try out for the U.S. National Team which will represent the U.S. in the World Collegiate Games in Sheffield, England Baumler. a Racine Park B.S. graduate. advanced to the national competition by winning the 172 POlDld weight class at the Wisconsin State Judo meet held at the Mil..aukee Sentinel Sport Show last month. Baumler has been competing in Judo for over ten see Judo Fioals, B4 \ Brian B.Ullller Duke B1 TED McINTYRE doe~!~eL~!~~~~ bench splinter time for that player. that he ~~!m~~ does not need to ~t aDd Even the Rebe1s age wasa bit illegally, or deal withPJOfCSliOislO LEN ANHOLD dislUl'bing. The average age ofa keep his kids from OunkiD.g oat of So,thobigbadRunnin'Rebels UNLV player is 22.5 years old. c~. Duke players lIIOlIloftca . of UNL V did not repeaL What a That's about the same as some re- ~nnt the school, they figln dlst shame. AtJeastforonceincoUege cent L.A. Clipper reams. These if they are good enough in the basketball the bad guys did not things just seem to draw the wrong c~~, and have enough God win. kind of attention to a college te8'!'. givenabllity top~ythegame.top Now I'm nOljustkickingTark the Bad Boy image often seen m level, they consider the chance 10 andhisShartswhentheyaredown, professional sports. come to Duk.e, or similarcoJlellll. but it was refreshing to see some- 'J1.tisis not to belittle the ~- ~ outstanding opportunity and one other than the overpublicized complishmenls of the l;lutstanding Jump at the chance. Rebels win the National Champi- program Tarlcanian has built at For the Rebles, there is DO onship. Vegas, but when a program works question that they achieved basBefore the season began, within the limits of the rules, when ketball greatness. At UNL V now, UNL V was worrying about whether coaches recruit correctly, when they need to reaccomplish the task or not the illegal recruiting meth- deals are made above the table- with tact, odsoftheircoach,JerryTarkanian, when it is done right-the success is II is possible, look at theOlhel were going to keep them from re- aU that much more rewarding. team which made the finals. The pealing as National Champions. Takeforexamplethenew 1991 Kansas Jayhawks were on NCAA Now that the season isoverand the NCAA National Champions, the probationtheseasonfoUowing1heir mighty Rebs did not repeat, the Duke Blue Devils. AU season long 1988 Championship. By rebuiJd.. program is again surrounded by an the Devils struggled, game after ingandreslrUClUring theirJm>gram, . amoebs of controversy, game in the ACC to earn the sec- the Hawks are again among Ihe This time coach Tark's job is ond seed in the Midwest Region. elite in college hoops and, theydid in question. The National, the Duke's battle through a grueling it the right way. USA's daily sports newspaper, tournament, which had two climax So, for this year anyway, jusreported that UNL V officials are points, "the upset" of UNL V and tice was served in the world of discussingthefutureoftheprogram beating the Kansas Jayhawks college hoops. And maybe a at Nevada Las Vegas and whether Monday night, ended with a greater message was sent to do things !eor nOI coach Tarkanian would be feeling of triumph than would have gaily, with hard work. and maybe includedinthoseplans. Howquick the Rebels because of the Blue from now on people will realize theyaretoforgetthechampionship Devils sound basketball program. that in college sports big and badia andreputationhisprogrambrought Coach "K" has buill himself nol always the besL tothescbool.~rhaPsthesch~lis Signing ofTomzak puts frosting wrong for hinting at a coaching change,ormay~,juslmaybethey on dream-week for Chicagoland are fmally taking the necessary steps in righting one of the many wrongs with college sports. We aU know of the NCAA's steps to clean up college sports, going out like headhunters after everythingthatsmellsillegal. What about some internal discipline. By slapping their own wrists and admitting their own wrongs, UNL V could send a message Ib other colleges and universities; clean yourseIves up before you get too dirty. Othel'bothersomethingscome to mind when thinking aboUl the Rebel's "success" this year. Not justtheallegationsagainsttheteam, but the whole attitude and aura which surrounded Las Vegas was disturbing. After each win the UNL V players wouId leave the court and conduct interviews with a holier, and more talented, than thou attiQlde. Now. considering what they did to most teams this is no smprise. Bull hardly think the great John Wooden teams of the 60's and70'swoufd have had, or at least displayed, th8t attitude. Can you imagine a player from Bobby Knight's 1976 undefeated team spouting off abouthowmanydunks I I I I II By JIM NW\{{MJ Columnist There is somuch towriteabout this week. TheBlackhawlcshavehome ice for the play-offs and the President's Cup Award formostwiDs. the Bulls are still on the rampage, the Sox have ttaded for a quality UIilitY player and the Cubs roster is shaping up. But perhaps the best newsCIIIIII: from the football arena. ~e Tomczack, long time blight on the Chicago sports scene baa been pIcked up by, get this, the Geen Bay Packers. That's right, Lindy Infante made the worst decision since TCll1Y Mandarich this week. And to think Ialways had a great deal ofrespectfcr Infante. For those of you wbo either don't remember or have bIocted'Jf/lJl memory on purpose, T-czack stinks. He ~ the worst kind of player a team could have. He mspires the confidence of the coaches, but he earns the con~ of both the fans and his teammates. He is a whiner. He is the type that complains to the press wheII die coach tells him he's not producing. Tomczack was booed by Chicago fans: the most loyal fins in die game. booed We didn't · boo Bob Avellini, BobyDouglass orSteveFuUer,bUlWll Tomczaek, ' Well, good riddance to bad rubbish. At least Mandarich wiJIsomeone to talk to. \11 '\, II \'\1.1\ \1.1. 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II \'\1-.1 I II \1.1.·11'\ \1 'I \,\IJI,\(;' Eastern Division Team W L rcr. PF PA The Fuak (911) 8 2 .800 89S 72S Al Your Mercy 6 4 .600 620 sao The RIIIlb!in' WrecIt 6 4 .600 738 673 WuPiss 4 6 AOO 728 745 Justice Deponmau 2 8 .200 567 672 RlDI N' GlDI I 9 .100 562 881 Western Division Team W L rcr. PF PA Uncle'Dunn'ke1 8 2 .800 706 662 Holmes', Heroes 8 2 .800 742 637 The Bomb 7 3 .700 818 679 Prime Time 6 4 .600 674 651 Charging Armadillos 3 7 .300 701 708 Phawk University I 9 .100 403 551 End Rep"'" Season THURSDAY'S SCHEDULE04I04I91 TIm. 6:00 7:00 8:00 Court#l The Funk (911)vs. W.r Pis' Uncle Dunnkd VJ, Prime Tune Ramblin Wreck VI. At Your Mercy TUESDAY 04108191 TIm. 7:00 8:00 Center Court Western Final Eastern Final Court #2 Holmes Heroes VI. The Bcmb THURSDAY 04110/91 TIm. 7:00 Center Coon West VI. East l ..... Wa/l liImt llma I. DanLa.....,.. 42:40 2. IoIlII MAner 42:<42 3. Rob Cole 42:SI Tun Swnaa 42:S1 S. Ion 1"'1....... 43:27 6. PaulT.varu 4S:25 7. Deb LaWlellcc 45:43 8. Michelle Rohl 47:46 9. Mark Barber. 47:53 10. Tom Krasnoff 49:08 nave Thc:mu 49:08 12. Pete William. SO:Ol UW·Pwkslde Fl........ 5000". Rurt 1. Ann SlOkman 3. T.... Roy 4. Erin MoDennOll 400m ReID, 2. Anne Thayer (13.4) Lori Wi1I:ees(13.0) Kim Avery (13.6) lane Kum (12.5) }tweli" TItrow 4. Lori Wilken. 15OOmR." 6. Dee Dee Roc:be 400mDtuh 4. Lori Wi1I:= S. u..Majerle loo".Da,1I 2. Pam Downina 800mB",. 2. Jane Kunz 400m HturI/G 2. Kim Avery 200mDtuh 1. AnneThayer 3. Pam Downing 3000",R"" I. J.... yGross 2. Veronica O1amlee 3. Kelly Wwm 4. J... Zalewski 7. Holly Eriduon 9.Iulie_ I_Rd., 2. Lori.Wi1I: .... Dee Dee Roche Kelly WIl1IOIl JennyGroa 4. Anne Thayer Lisa Majcrle Kim Avery Jane Kunz 6. AnnS_ T.... Roy Erin McDennOl1 Jen Zalewski THURSDAY'S RESULTS Game Ramblin Wredt 92The Funk 72 Justice Dept. 73 Run & Gun 54 At Your Mercy 70War Pis' 69 ClJg. Annadi110s 79 Uncle Dunnl:d 42 Prime Tune woo by forfiel over Fhawk U. HIScoren Martino-31, MoKowal·23,GUdio·2O Powcn·21,Marrone,spollD·1S Ka<2UIow.I:i·33,Fuhn:r·24 Ka .. c:ynski 43,SWUllOll·17 TUESDAY'SRESULTS G.... U.cle Dunnl:d 83Ramblin Wredt 74 The Funk (911) 80 The Bcmb 66 1IoIme.·. H_ lOS At Your Mercy 75 Prime Tune 6S War Pis. 60 IlIJIiccDcponm"'l 83Chg. ArmadiIloI79 Run '" Gun won by forti" over Pha .. k U. wScoren Prey.39,Laner·23,Lem19,Anbo1d·17 Manin<>-31, Toliver·20, Boyd·IS Sdnnidnn ..... 9. Kaczanowski·31 BnsJisb·22, G1inec:Iti-16,Emer·1S Ka .. <>ynsI:i·3S,Cdben~27 UW.'ARKSIDE NORTHCENTRAL abr.'1 .brllW HolliDbcck e:t , 1 2 0 Pollc:ke.y 2b 1 1 0 0 Thomp.on II :5 0 1 1 SlillmlDIf '3 0 0 1 0rccD2b :Ii 1 1 1 ~c 4 1 0 0 eacc· 3b S 1 1 0 Uaeoad 4 0 :2 1 [)o1J,):~ '0 '3 0 BUiot Ib .. 0 2 1 Cou bUndla ''1 I 0 Molnar dla 3 0 0 0 DIU: Ut '3 0 0 0 HuDla'cf 4 0 1 0 Diedrich ph 1 0 1 2 HollZlUD1b '3 0 0 0 Hall it .. 1 1 1 Ba1M\II'pb. 1 0 0 0 Knothoc 4 0 1 1 freDa.. 4 1 1 0 Total. .. 2 , 14 ,Telal. 33'" to1 2.0 ;lOO••' 001 100 nO .. 3 nANDEE .l.Ji.IQUOR MART 100/0 OFF FOR PARKSIDE STUDENTS * Present current Parkside 1.0. at time of purchase. (Offer does not include lt~ currently sale priced) Dandee Liquor Mart • 4701 Taylor Ave. • One mile north of KR on 22nd AWl. lMeechum) OFFER GOOD THRU MAY 15,1991 \II'XS II \'\1.11 \1.1. UW·P.rkJlde Northcentral ~ __ , M) -.110_ (2).,",UW· B~oPPO_~,:--, I LOB·UW.p.u1de10. PuktldoI,N_-· '. Mortbcco.U'lI1 6. 2B:Hol1IDboc:k. c.edoppo. DelIo-.. , Diedrich. SB:Deblraey· s-St!Umn D" B RER .... K '10012 121001 0.12 2 '1 J 2 •.J 1 0 0 0 0 lP 8 R Ell W K 6.1 P :5 4 1 3 2.,:Ii 1 J 0 0 Uw.p8tk.lcle Z10lbukl Koncul Wl.o """"""" CrandalJ 51 Norihetllll, •• ToJOllau G-Ll U.till WP,_ Xavier/Splitpersonality shows up for Rangers continued from front page Mikulski's glovewho threw 10 an out- there," .ays Draft, ' enlhandafterOraftpulledh ... andput SlretehedWright at first 10 end the day. In their 13 games this .... on, in llssehnao. The day eoded wilh a Practicing indoors is han! on the Parkside has had a terrible time keepwild playas the las! SL Xavier batter Rangers defensively, "We are making ing a balaooed attack. The. Rang~ hi! a bouncing shot 10 third off Pees' roo many fundamental errors. Weare have been outseored 34-69 In 84 m· glove. The ballholDloed inlOshortslOp a YOlDlgteam but I.ee a lo! of future ninga of play. Parkside will playa! Loyola UniversilyofChU:ago .. 3:30 roday. I'13fJv(-!RanoerJiltfi1ete ojtfie 'Week Plos a plus for Rangers This week the UW-Parkside sports slaff and ffiM tip our hats 10 Freshman Softball player Jennifer Plos. InTuesday's double header at St, Xavier College, Plos, pinch hitting in the fIfth inning of the second game, with runners on first and second rapped a double into deep left center which cleared the bases. The two nmsgave the Rangers the lead for the fIrst timeall day as the team was shut out in the opener 8-0. "Her hit was defmitely the big lUrD around 10 lift the team," said head coach Linda DrafL Displaying such hitting prowess,P1os, who is one of seven freshman on the youth dominated Ranger squad, is almost sure 10 deliver great things in the future for coach Draft and Parkside. A shortstop for the WIAA 1988 Slate Champion South Milwaukee Rockels, Jenn was an all-conference pick and team captain in '89 and '90. P10s brings valuable post season play CJlperience 10 the young Rangers. The Rangers are currently 5-8 on the 1991 season. Like Jenn.most of the new Ranger players come 10 the team with promising talent Jennifer bats right and throws left. "Itis nice 10have her power in the line-up," said DrafL "She is defInitely a long ball threat." . So congratulations 10 Jennifer Plos, for her game winning RBI, and being awarded the ffiM-Ranger Athlete of the Week. , Help Wanted Bicycle Mechanic/Sales Person (one position) Apply inPerson at Ski and Sports Chalet 50396thAve .---- MONDAYS ------..., REXRIZZand the Singing Machine WEDNESDAYS LADIES NITE ladies receive a camation and drink $.75 drinks all night long. Also enter our drawing for a Dinner Giveaway. ~ACK IN ~••~~.l!/ "IiIt,~;Meachem Rd Racine Judo finals Baumler makes road to Newark continued from front page years, compiling a "35-4 record in both national and international competitions. Baumler has competedfortheMarineJudoteainand theNationalJudo Institute (located at the Olympic Training Center). Baumler expects tough competition at the meet, but feels he can place in the top four. "The favorite will definitely be 1988 Olympian Jason Morris who just placed second at the World Championships," said Baumler, "My goal is 10 place in the top four." UW-P's Dahnnel honored,elected into hall of fame Press Release tolbe RANGER Kenosha, Wis. - Wayne Dannehl, athletic director at the University ofWisconsin-Parkside, has been elected to the Illinois Wrestling Coaches and OffIcials Hall of Fame. Dannehl's selection was based on contributions andpromotion 10 wrestling excellence in Dlinois. He will be formally honored during induction ceremonies at the Annual All-State Wrestling Banquet, Sunday, April 14, Hickory Hills, m. (Lexington House, 7717 W. 95th so His wrestling contributions include serving as wrestling coach at Sycamore High School, Sycamore, DI., from 1960-1 %2, and at Rockford East High School, Rockford,DI,from 1%2-1967. He also was a wrestling referee for 20 years, working numerous sectional meets throughout Illinois, and was selected to work the lllinois State finals 12 times. Dannchl has served as athletic director and associate professor of physical education at UW -Parkside since 1972.Hehollls'sabachelor's degree from Northern lllinois Uni. versity, DeKalb, III.,and a doctorate from the University of Illinois Champaign-urbana. New coach good for all By DAVID oomxIY Columnist When Terry Paulson left his job as head volleyball Cll8Cb Ctr 1be University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Ididn't really think tbeze was any hope of the school finding a quality coach 10 fill the position. SiDce 1be volleyball coaching position is only pan time and doesn't psy enoogb 10 attract anyone from outside the Kenosha area, the athletic departmenl found itself in a very difficult situation. Well itlooks as if the selection committee did find a quality coacb at a bargain price. On Monday it was announced that Lynn TheeIIs wiD be the new head coach for the women's volleyball team. . Theehs graduated from UW-Parkside in May of 1990 with a degree ID communications. Since then she has been working in a managerial position at the Oakwood Racquet and Health club in Waukegan,lllinois. Theehs was given an opportunity 10 be an assistant coach W1derLinda Draft when Paulson left his position at the midpoint of the season. This was a very difficult time for the team and it was Theehs whObeIpedpuII them together, "Lynn really gave us the support we needed 10get through theseat:Jll· She knewour team had great potential and she never letusgetdoWDwben things got tough," said team member Charee' Wendorf. At theNAlA District 14 Championships Theehs served asheadC(IIICb and guided the Rangers to there first District Championship. When a!ked about Theehs ability to lead the team under pressure 1990 teaJIl capwn Colleen Ryan replied, "In the deciding match against ViteJbo Idon'ldlink we would have won without Lynn '5 leadership and supporl." Although Thoobs coaching experience is limited she obvioIl'ly haS ~ support of the team. Her enthusiasm and playing experience is her blgg~St asset Under the circumstances the athletic departmenldid~ the nght person for the job, The future looks bright for the WIIIIICllS volleyball team. �~I99:!!.I__ - --.j Entertainment Ranger. Page 11 Redcliff to perform in Union Square on Monday night by Dawn Mailand EDterf8inment Editor AprilS at9 pm in the Union Square. There will be no admission charge to sample their musical flavor. The group originated in 1982 and regrouped in 1985. The cur. rent members favor acoustic arrangements of the Eagles, America, and Crosby, Stills, and Nash & Young. Now,Redcliffhasreceived promising remarks wherever the band plays. From Toledo to Cleveland, the trio has entertained over 200 audiences. Included in the band are Scott Canfield - 12 and 6 string guitars, vocals; Steve Thompson - 6 string guitar, harmonica, vocals; and Dave Ott - drums, congas, assorted percussion, vocals. form 60 auditioning bands to appear in the Third Annual Oberlin CollegeAll-CampusConcert. One member of the group expressed his opinion on why they are so popular. "We fmally got to concentrate on the music we love," stated Canfield "We have a lot of faith in ourmusic, we'reexcited,andwe've got a great year planned" Redcliff's list of original material includes some of the following songs, mostof which have been recordedasofJlDle2,1990: Storm Cloud, Liar, It's Not You. 'SllIIIlcloud" the signature IIIIDber for Redcliff, could easily 'Iif'IC as a melaphor of what the srouP baS gone through for their _lion from troubled garageIIDd musicians 10 finely-tuned, bI1DlJIic soul mates. Their voca1 harmonies blend aIIIloSt effortlessly "tight" to the point thai it is difficult to distinpisbOllCperson from the other. Redl:1iff will bare their musiell SDUIs aI Parkside on Monday. The band was recently selected from 60 auditioning bands to appear in the Third Annual Oberlin College AlICampus Concert, The bandwasrecentlyselected Their 60's, 70's & SO's harmonious classics include: Down by the River, Wildfrre, Summer Breeze, Rock & Roll Woman, Margaritaville, Take it Easy, Hotel California, Tequila Sunrise, Eight DaysaWeek,CaliforniaDreamin', and much, much more. If,you are in Ihe mood for some old-time music, Parkside is the place where you want 10 be. Redcliff will be gracing Ihe Union Square on Monday, April 8 at9pm. Remember, it's free! Paily Speclgls", Sunday - Thursday $1.00 - Dr. McGillicuddy - Rumpleminz - JagerMeister Tuesday $1.0016 oz. Tappers of Miller and Miller Light Wednesday $1.25 Import Night Thursday Try the new Cactus Juice Slush Gust like a margarita) Only $1.75 • Delicious Food at Reasonable Prices • Grill open for 11:00 am Wednesday thru Friday • Grill open 3:00 pm Saturday thru Tuesday • Grill open until 12:00 midnight every night &:munchies are available until 2:00 am. -Call for Carry Outs302· 58th Street' Kenosha, WI (414) 652·0505 Benefit Dance to raise Food for Families . , sponsored by the Student Organizations Council ... featuring Life Underground . "One of Milwaukee's best alternative dance bands" Thursday, April 18. Doors open at 8:30, Band starts at 9:00. Tickets are $3.00 for students and $4.00 for guests. (Guests must be 18 years old and up.) Tickets can be purchased at the S.O.C. office located in the coffee shoppe area, or from a S.O.C. representative. . RaDger, Page 13 Rememberthe good old days wbeO you knew exactly what you wanted 10 be when you grew up? f,!olII and Dad grinned when you ~ that you wanted to be a b8IIerina oc a cowboy or President (iiheUnitedStates. Only budding Alex P. Keatonites sought a career ialaltaceounting,management in- (ormation systems, or the ~s of the penal court. And as the days and months IIId years whiz by, we find ourselves questioning the world in which welive. We come to realize ihaUheworidcanonlyaccomodate SIlmany Iighuope walkers and deep sea divm. Suddenly the career spectrum seem s very, very miniscule. We trade in our rosec;oIomI glasses for some dependable hom-rimmed spectacles for JICI1ISing the classifieds. I Entry into the adult world is IIIXOIIlpanied by a stigma that our cbildhood dreams are no longer aceepl8b1e when it comes toa forty bourworkwccl<.We are driven to earn big bucks, buy a time-share condo in Aooda, and play the lotI Feature If you can answer even one of the above questions, you have a clue about where you should be looking, the kind ofwork thatwould draw on your best efforts, Your skills, interests, values, traits, etc., can then be used to support your work goals. So all of your aspiring profesJ. When have you felt most sional cheerleaders, don't dispair! energized, most filled with pur- Your creative spirit and secret aspose and motivation? Identify two pirations that will catapult you into ormoreoccasions in your life when the wonderful world of work and you were fully involved, rolling with some serious consideration along, gelling things done. could evolve into an enriching and 2. What are youdoing when fulfilling career. I Summer Orientation Leaders sought Career decisions: waking up to re let by Gwen Heller tery. Money becomes the ~ • a ~y Feature Editor over career sati facti ocus you are most comfonable with 'f;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;i1 Accordin~ :~~ward E yours:1f1 ~at kinds of activities III Figler an inde d • seem Just nght for you? , pen ent career con- 3 What f . sultant, many 2O-year olds toda . son 0 service or act as thou h th Y productdoyou believe people have articles ..J. yey are 51fO. In ~is too little of and thai you can help . ' lYe ourse Permjs- provide? sion to Pursue the Career You Re 4 Wh . all W ... -. at kind of work would y ant, Flglerstatesthatmany you regard as a personal hall college students I ki ~ c enge "s~ .. are 00 ng or for you, an opportanity to test .e ibonds and see careers as yourself, to do something better savu:~~ nds.. than has been done by others be. . Fifty has Its benefits, but act- fore you? 109as tho~gh you are 50 will cause 5. When in your life have you you to mISSthe rewards of being felt most respected, valuedforyour 20- the adventure of trying a career work, paid or unpaid? to see what will happen, the gains thatcomefrom afailure well fought, the new learning that occurs when you try a brand-new career and take your lumps," says Figler. In order to pursue the career goals that suit your needs and desires, you must be able to answer a few simple questions. Gwen HeUer Feature Editor Do you posess an inherent affectionfor the University of Wisconsin-Parkside? Are you an outgoing,motivated, and friendly person? Can you speak: in front of smallgroups with ease? Ifyoucanansweraffimatively 10these questions. then perhaps a summerof leading orientations on campus is the ideal job for you. TentotwelvecurrentParksidestudentsareneeded toassistin the five Freshman Orientation weekend sessions scheduled over the course of the summer. The job description includes assisting at orientation registration, leading tours on campus, and facilitating small group discussions on a variety of topics concerning campus life, meluding alcohol use and campus crime. Orientation leaders are reo quired to work throughout each orientation weekend which begins on Friday and ends on Sunday equalling 25 hours. While a few veteran leaders from last summer areexpected IDreturn, theOfficeof Student Life encourages anyone with a 2.0 GPA who will be a retumingsQldent next fall to apply. Non-traditional students are especially encouraged to participate in this opponunity. Applications for Orientation Leadership can be obtained from the Office of Student Life (Union 209) and must be returned by April 25. Contact Diane Welsh at 2279 with any questions concerning the program. Public Service Internships Available for '91 Fall Semester Gwen HeUer Feature Editor The Public Service Internship Program has openings for student interns in local, state, or national govemmeQt agencies and public service organizations. In addition to earning credits in political science, interns receive practical experience working with political campaigns, legal services for the poor, community services,legisla· tors, and local court agencies. The program is open to college students who have completed at least six credits in political science. Former interns have worked for Congressmen Les Aspin and Gerald Kleckzka. Senator Herb Kohl, the City of Kenosha, Racine JailAItemativesProgralJl,Kenosha and Racine police departments, Racine County Public Defender's office, Racine County Housing Authority, Kenosha District Attorney's office, Kenosha Area Development Corporation, Wisconsin Department of Local Mfairs and Development, Racine and Kenosha County Juvenile Court, Racine Clerk of Courts, and Walwonh County Court. Individuals interested in enrolling in PSIP should contact Dr. Samuel Pernacciaro at 2316. Reknowned Leningrad Music and Dance Company KAMPANIYA. Performing in the Comm Arts Theatre Tuesday April 9 at 7pm $5 for everyone Tickets available at the Union Info Desk Sponsored by Parkside Activities Board and the U.S.lU.S.S.R Friendship Society of Racine and Kenosha 1 !!!Ru!!!l"'~,Page~14!...- 1 Feature 1----------A=-pri!_4:..::.:, 199:.:.:1 Record Review Soundtrack: The Doors--Not Just Another "Greatest Hits" movie and the disc. It also contains a face from the ancient gallery and thec1assics"RidersontheStonn," he walked on down the hall/He "L.A. Woman," "Break on went into the room where his sister Through," "When the Music's lived/And then he paid a visit to his OYer." "The End." and "Light My brotherl And then he. he walked on Fire." It doesn't make much sense down the hall andhe came toa door to review songs already reviewed, And he looked inside/ Father. yes but it should be understood that son, I want to kill you." these are the classics. There are some other songs The qpors were a unique notnearlyasfamous.suchasLove blend of organ and guitar. and the Street" and a live performance of rich baritone voiceofJim Morrison. "Roadhouse Blues:' Most of the songs deal with love Also included are some ofJim and death. with death always on Morrison's poems such as "Ghost Morrison's mind, a preoccupation Song," "Stoned Immaculate, and with it My personal favorite. "The "The Severed Garden" and Lou End," deals with both death and Reed's "Hercin'tperformed by The fear: "The killer awoke before Velvet Underground. The Atlanta dawn. he put his boots on/He took Symphony Orchestra performs IBM Volunteers of the Week Chris DeGuire Feature Writer all the songs heard in the movie are included, buttheones thatimpacted the most are here. The disc opens with the Jim Morrison short "The Movie," and is an eerie opening to both the At first glance. this might appear to be yet another Doors Greatest Hils album. It is. in a way. Not Bruce Litton, a sophomore in Business, and Mark Shilhavy, a freshman in Psychology. travel from Racine and Sturtevant respectively to Kenosha every week to volunteer. They are staff assistants to an Alcohol and Drug Council Prevention Project called F.A.S.T. (Family and Schools Together). The project'spurpose is to create better communications within the family and developcooperativereMark Shilhavy lationships between parent and school.Forthreehoursweeklyeight selected first grade children along with theirfamiliesattendan evening meeting which includesamealand structured activities. Bruce and Mark keep the activities running smoothly and have become good friends to the children who attend. Sue Mueller, Project Director. thinks the sessions could not exist without volunteers. Sue reported, "Carmina Burana: Introduction." All of the Doors' songs are the original recordings digitally mastered and are performed by vocalist Jim Morrison, keyboardist Ray Manzarek. guitarist Robby Krieger. and drummer John Densmore. Although actor Val Kilmer did quite a bit of his own singing in the motion picture. his voice is not on this disc. This is more or less a disc for collectors of Doors memorabilia and contains maybe half the songs heard throughout the movie. But the songs are incredible and powerful and are the stand outs from the short legacy of the Doors. "Bruce and Mark are doing a super job! The fathers who attend are especially happy to see the men participating." They accepted the assignment for eight weeks at Bain Elementary School and are now completing another eight weeks at Frank Elementary School. Bruce and Mark are giving back to the community a part of their lives so someone can be redirected into 8 more healthful. happy life. Community Service Announcements ;a4,1991 I Entertainment Images of Labor this Saturday. by Dawn Mailand Eatertainment Editor American musical theater is noted for its lighthearted and romantic themes. But a few musical shOWS,little known and rarely pertonned.portrayworkingpeople, their lives and their struggles, their hopeS and their dreams. Some of Ibis music is, in fact, lighthearted anddelightful. But some is deadly serious\ militant and powerful. An unusual musical revue entided "Images of Labor from AIJ\etiC8II MusicaJ Theatre" will be presented on Saturday, April 6 at 7pm in the Parkside Comm Arts 1beatre. Throughout the evening, songs from American musical IheaIas about workers and unions will be performed. The event is ~y~bytheWi~onsin LabcrHislory Society, theRacine/ Kenosha UAW CAP-PAC, the Kenosha and Racine AFL-CIO Qulcils,the Wisconsin Stale AFLCIO,seven local UA W unions, and Labors, Machinists and Food WOlters locals. The concert includes solo, ensemble and choral music performed by 14 soloists, a 2O-'Oice chorus, a pianist and a 5- • band. piece"Images of Labor" includes a widevarietyofsongsaboutworlcers andunionsfromAmericanmusicai 1heaIer. Most songs in the concert are from three highly political shows wriuen in the 1930's: two pro-union shows by Marc BlilZSlein, 'The Cradle will rock" and "No for an Answer," and the musical revOO"Pins and Needles," produced and performed by the r International Ladies Garment Workers Union. There are also songs from "Steeltown," a musical developed in the 1980's by the San Francisco Mime Troupe in Cooperation with the Steelworkers Union, and from the 1954 "Pajama Game." with its lighthearted look at a strike situation at a time when strikes hadnot yet become the fight to the death which they often are today. The show also includes an extensive narration. introducing the songs and linking them to current issues in labor's struggles. David Cecsarini, a leading W~onsin actor, will narrate the show. Cecsarini is an intense, compelling actor with over 12 years experience with major theater companies. He has performed major classical roles with the Guthrie Theater, the New Jersey Shakespeare Festival and in a seven-year residency with American Players Theater in Spring Green. "Images of Labor" was developed through an unique collaboration between the UW· Madison School of Music and the W~onsin AFL-CIO. It was first performed in Madison last year and received an enthusiastic response from a standing -room-only crowa . Tickets for the performance are $5 and can be purchased by contacting Kenosha Labor (657· 6116); Racine Labor (634-7186); Racine Labor Hall (637-6610); Kelly Sparks (631-5984); Arvo Mattson (654-4009); the Union Information Center; or at the door the night of the performance. Images or Labor by Moss 0''''- fh~ Moniter 4X4 Ar•• dtll0 10.ded wtth opt 10"' Ranger,Page 15 e dian in the U • LSAT class starts 4/10 • GMAT class starts 4/13 • MeAT class meets 6/8 • GRE class starts 417 Phone Registration 277-9990 f STANLEYH. KAPlAN . 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French Club on campus seeks fellow Franco-philes! Join us for fun and culture Mondays at noon in CA 133. Please be aware of the program on the new bookln "The Bloody Railroad at Gettysburg" recounting Wisconsin volunteers' role in that battle. Presented by authors Lance J. Herdegen and William" J.K. Beaudot in the library overloo~ng lounge (1.2) on Wednesday, April 10 at 7:00 pm. Free. Open to all. FOR SALE Attention! Celebrate tax return time with the purchase of one dynamite "coppertone" Philco refrigerator. You make the price. Call 654-0095 after 4:30 pm. I FUND RAISING I Fast fundraising program. $1000injustoneweek. Earn up to $1000 for your campus organization. Plus a chance at$5000more! Thisprogram works! No investment needed. CalII-8OD-932-0528 EXl50. Illite· SoIndthiilf8t1i1gh~~i(fu§ili~!iii§iil\.m, Come to the Multi-Cultural Ethnic Bake Sale Thursday Apri111 llam-1pm Featuring different ethnic foods such as baked goods, veggies & fruit, main dishes, bread and much more Tremendous summer job! Outstanding boys' sports camp in Wisconsin's beautiful.northwoods looking for counselors in: tennis, golf, volleyball, swimming, waterskiing, baseball, basketball, archery, riflery, woodworking. Great facilities, food. Salary. Benefits. Call 1- 800-236-CAMP. Experienced baby-sitter needed for occasional daytime and/or evening hrs. We have a2 yr. old girl and would like you to come to our home on the north side of Racine. Own transportation required. Salary negotiable. Please call Wendy at 639-0492. I Entrepreneurs. Make $3000 per month. Sell Students of America Sunglasses to retail stores. No inv. req. Write P.O. Box 70, Tualatin, OR 97062. ~ ~---- I MISCELLANEOUS I Examsecret! RaisethatGPA now! Reports tell how. Guaranted. $5.00 postpaid. BookBazaar; Dept. PR; 5310 32nd Ave; Kenosha, WI 53144! Loving Christian Couple seeking baby to adopt. Homestudied, stay at home mom, call our adoption lawyer at 273-0322 (may call I=========~collect). WED. & SAT. ~ 4/10 4/13 Cbq, UNION CINEMA AlASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT Fisheries. Earn $5000t/month. Free transportation I Room and Board! Over8,OOOopenings. No experience necessary. Male or Female. Fo 58-page employment manual, send $8.95to M&LResearch, Box 84008, Seattle, WA 98124 ·100% money back uarantee. CITY OF KENOSHA Seeks s'udent workers for Summer employment. Apply City of Kenosha Personnel Department 525 52nd Street Kenosha, WI 53140 Affirmative Action Employer M/F/H THERE'S HOPE- WE CARE 24 HOUR HOTLINE 414·658-2222 FREE PREGNANCY TEST FREE COUNSELING ON OP. TIONS COMPLETE CONFIDENTIALITY BABY & MATERNITY CLOTHES CRISIS PREGNANCY CENTER 2'122 ROOSEVELT RD. KF::'IOSIIA Transfer student looking for women interested in establishing Alpha Sigma Chi sorority here at Parkside. If interested or for information , calI534-5135. PERSONALS Iwant to thank myWomen's Affairs Committee, Women's Center and PAB f~r all the help with the petinons and stuff. Thanks to anyone else who helped, also! Love ya! Lika! Too much, Emperess, beauToall of the Muslimsatuwp and the community, Havea Bless Ramadan and a WOn. derful Eid! Happy 21 st birthday Karen. Sara. Without your help, myelec· tion posters would not have had their unique style. Thanks to Henry, Pedro, Trenton and Veronicaforall your assistance. Latesba. It may not be WI'Qng,butisit strong? Even the bestwri1cn get feedback at the Writing Center: WLLC Mon-Tburs 9arn-7pm and Fri 9am-noon. Special thanks, to Trishatha (Shockey), Yolanda, Ruby, Collette, Todd, Valenc and Kevin for all your great birthday gifts! 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document -JT University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger ^ Kenosha, Wisconsin Volume 19, Number 23 Schuh elected for 1991-92 in PSGA presidential race by Dan Chiappetta News Editor On March 14, Ken Schuh, UW-Parkside senior, became President-elcctof ihe UW-Parkside Student Government Association. In the three person race, the vote count was Schuh 286votes, George Yee receiving 165 votes, and Latesha Jude with 101 votes. This year's total vote turnout was 557 votes for President, compared to 204 ballots cast last year. "This shows that students are taking the organization seriously," said Schuh. A Business Management major, he would like UW-Parkside students to get the most out of their university. "Students have the right to voice their opinions and ideas concerning university policies and procedures,*' said Schuh. As President, Schuh plans on stimulating more student involvement. 'To encourage involvement is very important Students play a big role in the decision making process." Schuh feels very strongly about Wisconsin State Statue UWS Ken Schuh 36.09(5). The statute states: "Students shall have primary responsibility for the formulation and review policies concerning student life, services, and interests." He is determined to make "UW-Parkside students aware that they do have a say in how things get run." "I want to ensure maximum student representation on various university committees," said Schuh. "Ken will do his best to represent the students at UW-Parkside," said Bill Homer, current PSGA President. "Ken's experience in student government and other student organizations and activities will allow him to make a smooth transition into office. Congratulations, Ken." "Ken has shown a full interest in the progression of PSGA as a whole," said Chris Daniel, current PSGA Vice-President. "He has also been fully cooperative in dealing with internal matters. My concern is that he will fully represent the student body, which I feel with advice and guidance he will do a fine job. Best of luck." "By the end of my term, I would like to say that I contributed in making PSGA an efficient and dependable organization that students can rely on," said Schuh. Schuh will replace Homer as President of PSGA on March 29. In other election results, Walley Wargolct defeated Daniel for Vice- President by a total of 298 to 202. Both ballot candidates for senator had favorable turnouts. Homer received 265 votes and Tobin Lindblom received 237. Daniel received 24 votes for senator, and Lika Morishita garnered 20. Art department renovations scheduled to begin by Dan Chiappetta News Editor UW-Parkside's Art Department lab will be undergoing a 5225,800 construction job that will produce a new air exchange system, in order to provide an adequate supply of fresh air and a sufficient exhaust of both gaseous fumes and solid particles throughout the Communication Arts Building. "We've been working on this project for the past couple of years," said Bill Niclson, Assistant Director of UW-Parkside's Physical Plant. UW-Systcms Board of Regents and the Wisconsin Building Commision have recently approved the project which gave UWParkside the go ahead in designing, remodeling and constructing a Communication Arts Building art lab renovation project. Art faculty and students have been complaining about the poor ventilation and poor quality of air since the opening of the Communication Arts area in 1974. UW-Parkside responded to the complaints by consulting with the Wisconsin Department of IndusThursday, March 28 , 1991 1991 Voter Hirnout Up 137% 1880 Election 1891 El.ct.on 0 100 200 100 400 900 000 a of Vot oft Presidential Election Results 0.90% 18.13* 28.82* • K«n Schuh • Qoorga Ym B UtothaJud* • Othor 51.36* Vice-Presidential Election Results 1.88* 38.81* Wally War0olo« Chrio Danlot Olhoc 58.43* Ranger Graphic try. Labor and Human Relations which issued an order for air system modifications. Then, Ring and DuChateau Inc., Milwaukee, an engineering firm, was consulted to prepare and design remodeling plans. DIHLR and the Milwaukee firm found that the original system provided minimal air supply, but not enough exhaust to deal with lab activities. "This project is expected to be completed by Fall of 1991," said Nielson. The new system includes the installation or modification of eight exhaust fans to cycle air from new exhaust hoods or existing exhaust locations. Fifteen exhaust hoods or local exhausts would be installed ormodidifed, and a new paint spray booth will be installed. Theexhaust system would provide fume and dustexhuast and preventthem from spreading to the corridor and other parts of the building. An existing Air Handler would be modified to supply 100% outside air to meet the continous exhaust requirements of the art labs. The new system is expected to Continued on Page 10 Inside... Editorial ....Page 2 PSGA Report.. ....Page 3 Devil's Advocate...Page 3 Letters Spotlight Health News.... ...JPage 7 Sports Prof. Profile ...Page 11 ThisWeek ....Page 15 Classifieds. {Ranger, Page 2 Editorial [ March 28,1991 F RACISM IS NOT HONEST, 1 DON'T E VEN ( A PROBLEM HERE. ) THINK OF YOU AS BEING V ^ J A BLACK PE RSON! J 4 y' uiiNJppW - Name withk&o ISIf 1 Translation: • Translation: I 1 Translation: 1 (F RACISM HAS NEVER Y\ CONGRATULATIONS! YOlA I BOTHERED ME. ARE NOW AN HONORARY ^WHITE PERSON! 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Crundbei Chris Ingrai _ , Glen Kell General Staff: ^n^Andrewski, Um Anhold,Chris Deguire, David Dohcrty,Deb: cJiTv?"' ^ ? HeUer' Utesha Ne- Cabe Kluka, Susan Lucpte McKowen, Jim Newcomb, Mona Shannon, Kir berly Tenerelh, David Wick, Chris Toliver, Chris Daniel. News Editor Danide Chiappjetta Entertainment Editor Dawn Mafland Feature Editor 1 Gwenevere Heller Sports Editor J^_Lemmcrmann:y|-; Asst. Sports Editor Theodore Mclntyre Copy&Hfor; Tod McCarthy Layout Editor Scott Singer Asst. Layout Editor Sara Kawp! Advisors Stuart Rubner Jan Nowak j March 28,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 The Devil's Advocate Spring break away from the metropolitan rush by Donald R. Andrewski Spring break was a welcome change. After a seemingly interminable winter, I was welcoming the longer days and more sunshine. One day as I stood on the concourse at the BACCHUS exhibit, a woman from my history class stated that she was trying to set up a camping expedition to Devil's Lake over spring break. We then decided to see how many people we could recruit to go on this camping expedition. I contacted fellow jumper and karate partner Dan DcBaere, who quickly agreed that this would be a lot of fun. The woman called to say that two other people would be joining us. Monday, 18 March, dawned with partly cloudy skies. The forecast called for clear and warmer weather and Dan and I drove up to Devil's Lake, arranging to meet the other party up there. We beat the other group by two hours, so we went for a hike, scaling a forty foot bluff just for grins. From our lofty vantage point, we saw their car approaching and tried to hit them with snowballs. Unfortunately, our frosty projectiles glanced off of trees near the road and MIRV'ed into a dozen non-effective particles. The target was not successfully engaged. Once we located our campsite, we set up our tent in five minutes. While the other team busied themselves with setting up their four-person dome tent, Dan and I tramped through the woods and found the timber necessary to start that all important fire. In no time flat we had a most excellent fire going, and all parties gathered around the fire, since it was still a bit cold out there. One person opted to stay by the fire while the rest of us went for a hike. We returned before sunset and prepared supper. After supper we sat around the campfire incinerating marshmallows over the fire. Later that evening, a few people were tossing marshmallows to a bold raccoon that roamed the periphery of the campsite. The little varmint returned to raid a sandwhich from our tent After sleeping about an hour, I woke up realizing that my feet were sticking out of my sleeping bag. This realization came in the form of a numbing sensation in my toes. I returned to the coals of the fire and breathed life back into iL Blazing once again, I strategically placed my feet in relatively close proximity to the flames. Tuesday morning, the other group went home, and Dan and I climbed up the mountain on the west side of the lake. Not really a mountain in relation to the Rockies, but compared to the flat land of S. E. Wisconsin, it was a challenge. We left and went near Baraboo, where we climbed another hill. We left Wednesday, and on the trip home, we discussed the results of mixing prune juice with an orange breakfast drink. After three days of pork and beans, we drove with the windows down, glad for the moderate temperatures. All of this fresh air perked me up for my classes when I returned this past Monday. In history class we studied ancient Rome, and talked about how the politicians would bond with the people via sporting events. She likened it to when the President throws out the first ball of baseball season. Perhaps Ceasar threw out the first spear. I don't know. She asked if anyone knew how the gladiator games got started. I offered that the gladiator sports began when they sold 60,000 tickets to a 50,000 seat amphitheatre. Although she contends that this was not the right answer, I can recall an incident at Milwaukee County Stadium when a guy got up to get a beer and returned to find some other dude sitting in his spot. If it wasn't a gladiator sport, it was a close second. All in all, spring break was a most excellent experience. We plan to go again in a few months. If you are interested, let me know. Meanwhile, welcome back to good old UW-P. See ya around! Parkside Student Government Association Drinking Age Validity Questions United Council Supporting Two New Bils for the Age of Majority Madison—United Council of U.W. Student Governments today is calling upon students to voice their support for two pieces of proposed legislation which would affect Wisconsin's 21-year old drinking age. The Assembly Excise and Fees Committee (Chaired by Rep. Roberts) has set a hearing for March 18 to review testimonies on AB2l9andAB 220. AB219would lower Wisconsin's drinking age to 19, while AB 220 would allow 19 and 20 year-olds on premises where alcohol is being served, if the establishment holds a restaurant license as well as a liquor license. Throughout the 1980's, four proposed 21-year old drinking age bills were successfully defeated, and yet in 1986, the current 21- year old bill was passed in a special legislative session. During this time, the Reagan administration was threatening to withhold $ 10o t $ 14 million dollars in federal highway aid to Wisconsin unless this 21 law was enacted. 'Wisconsin lawmakers were blackmailed into enactingalaw which neither they— nor the facts—supported," stated Lance Walter, United Council Legislative Director. For the past two years. United Council and Wisconsin students have fought the 21-drinking age, believing that policy should be enacted on its own merits, not by threats which directly contradict a recent study by the Department of Health and Social Services (DHSS) and the Department of Transportation (DOT). According to this study, "raising the drinking age has not acted as a serious deterrent to juveniles and young adults. Between 1984 and 1987, persons aged 18 to 20 experienced a 20% decrease in arrests for driving under the influence, but their incidence of arrest for liquor law violations nearly tripled." It is no coincidence that since 1983, as DWI arrest rates for young adults have declined, funding for drunk driving preventative education has increased dramatically. "It's easy to say that the 21-drinking age has been a painless, one-time effort to curb drunk driving among young adults, but that's simply not supported by the facts at hand," staled Phil Stratton, United Council Legislative Researcher. "If this were true, we would not be seeing a steady increase in underage drinking arrests. This is simply a case of young adults responsibly breaking the law." Wisconsin's 21-law is also unfair, according to Legislative Director Walter. "Wisconsin's 19 and 20 year olds are not criminals. It is extremely distressing that tax paying citizens are being treated as second class citizens and as criminals simply by virtue of their age." One such case Walter pointed to involved a series of protests at UWOshkosh. Approximately 17 arests resulted after students took to the streets in opposition to the law. "This population is being subjected to drinking age witch hunts," concluded Walter. Anyone interested in testifying or submitting testimony on this issue should contact Phil Stratton at United Council, (608)263-3422. United Council ofUW Student Governments is the oldest and one of the largest state student associations in the nation, representing over 140,000 students in the UW system for more than thirty years. Senate meeting minutes MARCH 15,1991 Called to order at 12:07pm. Roll Call: E.Jensen, T Jensen, J.Jensen, Jude (E), Kadolph(U), Lindblom(E), Olson, Bovee (E), Riccio, Rosier (U), Sikora, Simpkins (E), Finch, Schuh Guests: Steve McLaughlin, Pcggy James, Walley Wargolet, Henry Owens (treasurer). Justices: Frank Martinelli Motion J.Jensen/Finch 3/15/ 91:1 To approve the minutes from the previous meeting. Passes 8-0-0 Report of the President (Homer) No report Report of the Vice-President (Daniel) No report Report of President Pro- Tempore (Schuh) Vice-President-Elect Walley Wargolet will write the Ranger article for the April 4th issue. Report of the Judicial Branch (Martinelli) Thanks, everyone for participating in thist erm's elections. The voting turnout was outstanding! New Business Motion Olson/Finch 3/15/91 :2 To allocate an additional $190.00 towards extra housing costs for the Washington trip. <Question Called> Fails 3-3-1 Motion Riccio/Finch 3/15/91 :3 To adjourn the meeting. Passes 6-0-1 Adjourned at 12:25pm. Letters to the Editor To the Editor: First, I would like to thank Myron H. Jackson, Jackie Handford, Tirshatha Wilson, Victoria Sohan Bennett, Lorissa K. Jackson, and Yolanda Jackson for renewing my faith in the intelligence and character of the people at this university. Your letters were thoughtful, insightful, and offered positive resolutions to the problems of racism. If so much as half of this country's population could think and act with a fraction of the sensitivity, honesty, and foresight you have, I firmly believe we could approach an end to racism in the United States. Now, as for Chris Tolliver and Kevin Williams. I'm sorry, gentlemen, but African-Americans are not the best athletes, carpenters, inventors, scientists,and landscapes - people are black or white, man or woman. Joe Louis was a great boxer, but so was Rocky Marciano. George Washington Carver was a great scientist, but so was Albert Einstein. Benjamin Banncker was a great inventor, but so was Thomas Edison. I think you get the picture. Until you and all people get it into your minds that people ares imply people - not balck people or white people or red people - and that they should be judged by personal accomplishments and achievements and for who they are as people, there can be no racial equality - there will always be labels and stereotyping. By the way, Chris, the day you become president is the day I pack my bags and pledge allegiance to the Shah of Iran. Lastly, to "Name Withheld." I Need An Alternative? Alternative spin every Friday and Saturday night 2 for 1 Until Midnight with college ID Beachweek: Laugh then Dance! Diane Alaimo-Comedienne Surf Boys-Band Thursday March 28,1991 8pm doors open 7:30pm. Tickets $2 students with ID's $3 guests. There will also be sand, since it will be the last time we can have sand before the Union is remodeled. •Make sure you wear your beach wear! Sponsored by. PAB-Special.Events and Live, Entertainment Committees! am truly happy that you submitted your masterpiece of journalistic commentary. I only wish you would sign one of your letters, so that we could have solid, living proof that it is biologically possible to crossbreed a human with a jackass. Andrew J. Patch To the Editor; I would like to know just what in the hell is wrong with Parkside's administration. Myself and about 25 other students, along with a support staff of 6 or 7 have a Scuba Diving class every Thursday night from 6:30 to 9:30. For the last eight weeks or so, we have patiently and politely asked to have the heal in the pool and pool area to be turned up for the class. 3 hours in and out of the water can be uncomfortable when it's cold. That's all we asked for! Well, its eems thai last week we finally had some action taken on our request. The heat in the pool and pool area was turned down, or so it seemed, and yes, everyone froze. All I want to know is why turning up the temp, for a 3 hr. class, on Thursday nights is too much to ask? Name Withheld To the editor: We feel you gave Cancun a "bad wrap". You tried to give helpful hints to those traveling during spring break, however, all you did was complain about the problems you and your traveling companion encountered. Most of your problems were due to your own naivete. What did you expect to find on your credit card statement after you let a stranger leave the shop with your card for 30 minutes? Also, if you take a trip from someone who walks up to you and offers you an adventurous snorkeling trip promising good food, but it turns out your food is awful, cold, and spoiled, it is exactly what you deserve. We went on the same Cancun trip, stayed at the same hotel, and went on several of the same side trips. Sure, we had a few minor problems that we had to deal with, but you need to expect that when traveling away from home, especially in a foreign country. Cancun is an excellent place to vacation provided you just use a little common sense. Cancun lovers, Becky, Lisa, and Jenny A class responds... Guest Commentary We, the Cross-Cultural Reading and Writing class members, are responding to the Daniel columns and the responses to his articles appearing in the February 21,28, and March 7 Ranger issues. During class on March 12,1991, the students read and discussed this topic of racism which has recently provoked much controversy on our campus. The class members, too, found it difficult to agree. They could not decide whether Mr. Daniel had sufficient facts and examples to prove his point His point we agreed, was that racism does exist on UWP's campus. On the other hand, the class could not agree on the accuracy and justification of the responses to Mr. Daniel's columns. For example, Andrewski's first advice to Daniel was, "Dispose of all that hate literature (Malcolm X's life story) that's currently poisoning your mind." What is wrong with reading about past historical facts and opinions? How can an individual's perspective and mode of action be poisonous? Why should Daniel limit his choice of literature? Our class discussion unleashed anger, frustration, disagreement, etc. However, we did agree on one item—it appears that Daniel, Andrewski, and all the people who responded to Daniel's columns used assumptions to back their opinions!?! Assumptions... what can be said about them? Webster defines an a$sumptiop as "an idea, or statement believed to 1* true without proof." Specifically, we refer to the assumptions used as stereotypes that appeared in these columns and articles. How can these assumptions be overcome? This indeed is a challenge and a moral dilemma for everyone. After much discussion, the class reflected and wrote their opinions on how they can overcome these assumptions and stereotypes. Some of the class responses are pessimistic, some are hopeless, and some are more idealistic. Following are excerpts from the090Cross-Cultural Reading and Writing course: "Make your assumptions, and have your prejudices! Be a racist and write meaningless opinions that don't change a thing. Keep rehashing history and bringing up the same old stories over and over again ... I find myself hating everyone. Why is this? I must need help, or does everyone else?" "Looking at racism from another's perspective sometimes sheds a lot of light." "Even if we talk about racism, it will always be a problem in society." "At limes I think colored people bring all this paranoia or racism against themselves. Now, I am not prejudiced towards everything, but, at times, I can be." "When people make assumptions, many untrue facts come out along with the true ones. Thiscau9es much unsettling to arise. People have a tendency to avoid problems, and racism is a. problem, but it shouldn't be avoided. The topic needs to be discussed. There is much information that has not been yet allowed to come out. How can we know how each other feel without first understanding where they come from, how they are? We first need to put ourselves in their shoes. 'Walk a mile in my shoes to know where I come from, before you judge how 1 am.' How can we say a person is different than us when we really don't know who they are inside? You might be surprised to see yourself like in a mirror." "It seems to me that the Anglo race gets scared when they see leaders like McGee, Farrakhan, Malcolm X, and Dr. King making progress with the AfricanAmerican race and feel inferior." "I think that it is good that people are talking about racism because they are the first people to take the first step to make it change." "No one can feel the way the next person feels unless they are in your shoes. White people can never empathize with blacks for the simple fact thai they have not lived with racism all of their lives. I also feel that it's a never ending problem. I live with racism everyday. How can a white person come and tell me how I should respond to prejudiced situations? I am sick and tired, too! You can't be tired of something you don't deal with. If you are sick and tired of hearing about racism, then get your people together and educate them. Racism is not only a black problem.. ."J believe that the truth could possibly be that by keeping' i hot Continued on Page 10 Ranger, Page 5 Brigitte Hauser and Jennifer Burns Coordinators Teresa Reinders and Michelle Herrem, and volunteer Jennifer Burns The Women's Center by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor A walk down the main concourse will lead you to a newer facet of the UW-Parkside campus: The Women's Center. The Women's Center was established in 1989 by a cooperative effort between students, one of the most active being former student Edna Bloomer, administration and faculty, and Diane Welsh and Steve McLaughlin of the Student Activities Office. The Women's Center is presently staffed by volunteers and supplemented by Coordinators Teresa Reinders and Michelle Herrem. Several purposes are primary to the mission of the Women's Center. It is a safe meeting place, referral services are offered, and it also acts as a clearinghouse for pertinent infonnalion. The perspective of other participants often can be beneficial. "When you get so involved in your own problems, you can't find the way out," said Teresa Reinders. Speaking to others who have lived through similar problems or those who can view a crisis in an objective manner can be instrumental in finding a solution. Many myths exist concerning the Women's Center. First of all. there is no stereotype that fits those most active in its operation. Diversity is applauded, rather than ridiculed. The political stances and goals are not necessarily the same for the women who support the operation, nor are the sexual orientations, levels of involvement, or general goals espoused by its participants. Individuals are given assistance to examine or act upon individual issues. Involvement, according to Michelle Herrem, is predicated upon the willingness to "walk in the door and express your interest." "They come in at all di fferent levels," said Reinders. The Women' s Ccn ter caters to the needs of all women on campus, not just students. Volunteers should not feel that they must compromise their own values, according to Reinders, but assistance and information provided by volunteers should be dispensed to facilitate individual decision-making processes. It may be a place to find people with similar objectives, for the Women's Center is also a support network. The Women's Center is involved with people issues, and though many may think of issues explored there as the responsibility of women, the fact is that "people issues" are everyone's cause. Supporters of the center have become involved with providing multi-cultural books for the Child Care Center, compiling information about and sponsoring seminars examining women's history, and investigating sexist or racist activity. The month of March is Women's History Month, and the Women's Center has been instrumental in scheduling a number of activities. This year, Carole Vopal was given the "In Her Footsteps Award" for her continual support of the Women's Studies program and assistance given over the years. Twelve people were nominated, indicating the wide base of supporters of women's issues. Rights legislation is also a major concern of the people of the Women's Center. The proposed "Mini-skiit Bill," along with other victims rights bills, have become rallying points. Information regarding parental consent legislation dealing with abortion rights is offered with insight into both viewpoints, allowing what is hoped to be the least biased opportunity to make an intelligent decision on the matter. The individual must choose to take their own stance with as little pressure as is possible. Information is made available on subjects such as rape, adoption, abortion, and child care. Missing children, health, and welfare rights specifics are also offered at the Women's Center. Referrals given to sources of help are made to resources known for compassion, understanding, and low stress and pressure levels. Use of "brown bag lunches" have also been effective for dissemination of critical information to groups of concerned individuals, and a single parent network may be formed in the future. Several changes have occurred recently in the Women's Centex. A printer and computer have been donated by the office of Asst. Chancellor Gary Grace, plus contacts and referrals are now logged to gauge activity and effectiveness levels. Independent studies are being encouraged, and as a result, handbooks, resource materials, and a newsletter are possible. This is only the second year for the Women's Center, so new issues have come to the forefront regularly and the trend is expected to continue. In the future, it is hoped that greater coordination and cooperation will be possible between the Women'sCentcx to further its goals, and that establishment of a director'sposition may be included in the budget Present plans are to continue to dispense services and information in a responsible, professional manner without sacrificing the comfortable, casual approach now employed. The Women's Horizons shelter in Racine has been a cause supported by the women of the Women's Center in the recent past and a number of other support groups on and off campus have been beneficiaries of their attentions. Sexual assault and eating disorder groups have been formed with the help of the center, and events such as the'Take Back the Night" march and "Men Stopping Rape" seminar have been sponsored by the Women's Center. On Thursday, April 4 at 3:30 in Moln. 107, they will be co-sponsoring Prof. Andrea Nye of UWWhitewater, who will speak on "The troubled marriage between philosophy and feminism: Divorce and reconciliation." Explore the facts about the Women's Center, located in Room 101 on the concourse. 'The Women's Center itself is a radical statement on the university campus," according to Reinders, but if o n e s p e n d s a b i t o f t i m e t h e r e , a niche can be found, no matterwhere oneali Next Week's Spotlight: Learning Assistance and Counseling Part I m 4 • f I I I * H I I H M I .Page 6 Opinion March 28,1991 By any means necessary by Chris Daniel Welcome back, great people of Parkside. Times are definitely a changing. 1 had the opportunity to attend a conference in Washington D.C. sponsored by the United States Student Association (USSA) during the break. The focus of the event was to lobby hard for changes in the Reauthorization Act This Act would allow the increase or decrease of financial aid available in the country. The first evening began with a conference held on Capitol Hill. During the conference, a student asked a question of one of the speakers concerning the gay bashing that has been increasing and he asked about the ROTC's discriminatory policies; he continued by asking what was going to be done about these criminal offenses, Well, Congressman Petri from, guess where—Wisconsin—said that he never voted for the legalization of homosexuality. After his statement, he chose to remove himself from the stage unable to answer any more questions. Well, the audience of approximately three hundred student leaders from across the country was very unappreciative of the congressman's statements and responded by shouting "Shame, Shame, Shame!" My reason for bringing this to the attention of Parkside is to give an example of unity. Regardless if you agree or disagree that homosexuality is right, the point is that you need to see that people can unite despite their different cultures, beliefs, or convictions. In this scenario, the people attending the conference joined forces and held a press conference in front of the congressman's office doors. There was a full effort by the students to make the congressman aware of the concern that they held for homosexuals in the world. They united and their point was clearly made—together. This leads me back to us. It appears to me that the hardest thing for a people to do in this world is to change. Of course, this is my opinion, but why do we continue to struggle with the same burdening problems of the past? Can the majority see that there are injustices practiced in this country, in this state, in this city, in this school? 1 can continue to write about this issue until the computer blows up at my fingertips. Yet, deep down in my heart I know that each individual has the potential to change. Although some staff, faculty, administrators, and peas seem not to make an effort to make this institution a better place for us all, it still remains our personal responsibility to bring about this change. People will only learn as much as they are willing to learn. I am asking YOU, are you willing to leam? If you are willing to leam, I am willing to guide you in the right direction, so that WE can make this world a better place to live. We must CHANGE NOW! The search for off campus housing The search for off campus housingcanbehectic.BUTif you ask "the right" questions, your fi experience should be easy as well \. as painless. tlggfe AROUND. Shop around, ask question* rtad the lease, get all promises in writing, and never put money dcwn unless you areji; ready to make a committment • ••JlriMost houses or apartmeoti vary greatly in price depending on size, conditio^lproximity to campus, and whether or not uti|f| ties are included. gllGenerally, prices range from $200/ mo«hto$60Q/nionth.lti also helpful to carry along a notebook to jot notes down regarding! the different units you visit 'm fg VbWrental search should startp 1-2 months prior to your expected occupancy date. If youstartearlier, • many landlords or rental agents will not be able to tell you what units they will have available. Remember to look over a copy#; of the lease. Does the lease state!# who is responsible ft* whafl$ifK$f pays the utilities? Can the lease be renewed? ; ? # '; 88^8 A factor which may also influence your decision about who to rentfrom is the attitude of the landlord or rental agent Good land- : ilords/agents are responsible, hon-1 !|i||pbd: willing to answer; tiona. WA If a landlord/agent seems reluctant to answer important questions or makes a lot of promises -abotttjnuddng repairs, you have |re ason tobe cautious. |llif|§f jS By looking around, asking | questioni^iing down notes, and reading all papers/leases thoroughly, your search for off campus housing should be easy and painless. Good LucfcS,,?|f#f •-;? !§??• For furtherassistance regardingrentalunits in the Kenosha and Racine areas, or for your FREE guide, "UW-Parkside Off- Campus Housing Information," contact Steve Wallner, Assistant Director of Residence Life at the UW-Parkside Housing Office | (553-2320). m I I ill —— on a rampage r''''' I WWk j ing just over 30 points per; 1 hY The Celtics are right their tails with a .725 reco..., Newcomb amj ^ ^ m jropressivQ 30-5 at home. _______ So. me the Bulls on the cat week or so way to the NBA Champion-; ports fans. The ^.ship?-||Or:wilI veteran lone in first and Celtics catch up? ; : ; : j ; ,. ic big challenge It's hard to say, actually, ;; ire is keeping an "J' are ea&ly the most' v Celtics team dominant team in the East; up. right now. but the Celtics; ; mixture of youth and experience is a dangerous combo. ' the winner of the East will probably have had the home court advantage. At this rate, the Bulls Wingspread Fellows Program deadline nears Gwen Heller Feature Editor The deadline for the application to the Wingspread Fellows Program is right around the coma. Full-time Parkside students must have application materials completed by April 1. Applicants are required to submit a Wingspread application form, a faculty nomination letter, a letter of interest, a biographical background letter, and an advisor's copy of the student's transcript The Wingspread Fellows Program, sponsored by the Johnson Foundation of Racine, is a unique way for college students to gain practical insight into local, national, and international issues. ; Conferences are held throughout the year at the Wingspread facilities and are attended by experts in fields ranging from education to international diplomacy. Several universities in the Midwest send Fellows who are chosen on a competitive basis to the conferences as observers. Upon their return to the university, the students share their experiences by way of presentations to clubs or classes and writing guest articles for the campus newspapers. Applicants must be a junior or senior during the upcoming 1991-1992 school year. A minimum grade point average of 3.0, a declared major, and completion of the collegiate skills: program (excluding the research paper) are required among other qualifications. Current Wingspread Fellows from Parkside are Inesa Campbell, Sharon Gill, Barbara Messick, Tiara Mitchell, Nancy Hoefs, and Deanna Ding. Their advisor is Professor Lillian Trager of the Anthropology department Any questions should be directed to Dr. Trager at 2543. March 28.1991i 1 Health | The sexually transmitted disease epidemic Kenosha, March 15 — An ever-increasing epidemic is sweeping college campuses. This epidemic is fed by students lack of information and an attitude of "it couldn't happen to me.H The epidemic is commonly referred to as STDs (sexually transmitted diseases). Sandra Riese, director of Student Health Services at UWParkside, states that the majority of the 71 cases of STDs reported at Parksidc last year were sexually transmitted chlamydia and genital warts. STDs are sexually transmitted diseases spread by bacteria and viruses usually through semen, blood, and urine. The Federal Centers for Disease Control (CDC) states that an average of 33,000 people are infected every day. There are approximately 12 million new cases a year, eventually, 1 in every 4 Americans will contract an STD. Since people under 25 constitute over half of all the patients treated for STDs, college students are at the greatest risk. It is impossible to accurately tabulate all of the cases concerning Parkside students. Since Parksidc is a commuter college, the students go to various other sources for check-ups and treatment. The City Health Departments of Kenosha and Racine counties reported 1,176 cases of chlamydia in 1990. Since genital warts do not have to be reported by law, there are not any exact statistics concerning cases of genital warts. Although chlamydia is relatively unknown, it is the nation's most prevalent STD, according to the pamphlet What Are Sexually Transmitted Diseases. It infects 3 to 4 million people every year, including 10-15% of college students. 75% of the people infected with chlamydia do not have symptoms; the disease can easily go unnoticed. Some symptoms that may occur in women are vaginal itching and discharge, painful and/ or frequent urination, chronic abdominal pains, and bleeding between periods. If chlamydia goes untreated, the infection can travel into the womb and fallopian tube lining, causing permanent closure and sterility. It is also a major cause of pelvic inflammatory disease (PID), which occurs when the infection spreads throughout the reproductive system. The symptoms of chlamydia for men are penile discharge that turns creamy, painful urination, and burning and itching around the urethra (the tube leading outside from the bladder). It is the leading cause of nongonococcal urethritis (NGU), which is an inflammation of the urethra that resembles gonorrhea. If untreated, it can rapidly lead to an inflammation of the testicles which, in turn, can cause sterility. Chlamydia is easily treatable with antibiotics. It usually disappears within acouplcof weeks after treatment is started. The other prevalent STD on college campuses is genital warts. According to the pamphlet What Everyone Should Know About STDs, there are approximately 1 million new infections every year. Genital warts form around the genitals or anus and arc usually painless. They appear as pink or reddish warts with cauliflower-like tops and usually appear 1 to 3 months after infection. They can cause itching, burning, and some pain. The removal of genital warts is relatively painless and inexpensive. They can be removed with chemicals, by freezing with liquid nitrogen, by electric cauterization, or by laser. If untreated, genital warts may grow large enough to interfere with intercourse and urination. The STD epidemic is not exclusively chlamydia and genital warts. There are many other STDs, including gonorrhea, syphilis, genital herpes, trichomoniasis, and AIDS. Most of them are curable with antibiotics; some are not. The only absolute prevention for STDs is abstinence. The next best thing is the proper use of condoms. The condoms protect against STDs by reducing direct genital contact and by blocking the exchange of bodily secretions that may be infected. Latex condoms are preferrable to those made of animal skin, because the animal skin is more porous and allows more fluids to seep through. Condoms coated with spermicides are the best protection, since spermicides kill off the bacteria which cause the STDs. The Parkside Health Center distributes Lifestyles Extra Strength Lubricated with the spermicide nonoxynol-9. It is listed as one of the top condoms with a projected maximum failure rate of 1.5%. Reise says that students feel shock and disbelief when they first discover they have chlamydia or genital warts. They start to wonder about and question their partners. This sometimes leads to tension within the relationship. Riese stresses the importance of both partners getting treatment even if only one is diagnosed. The undiagnosed partner may be asymptomatic. The proper use of condoms reduces the chances of contracting STDs; thus, in turn, helping to reduce this epidemic. If one feels that he/she has contracted an STD, he/ she should seek medical attention immediately. For further information, contact Sandra Riese at the Health Center. Here's > Your Chance! The Ran; ger is nc w accepting applications for the position of | Editor-in-Chief I 1 for the 1 9| 91 -92 academic year. 1 Applications may be | picked up in the Ranger office located in the 1 coffee sh< 1 Applic ation Deadline April §, Noon. UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER i S P O R T S )f these: mental [North GarOlinal cannot be rail they may be able to cover for ly Zielinski, a sophomore in season as a Ranger, tossed a shutout against Rose-Hulman 3 of the hits coming in the fust While the tall left-hander was out six in the Ranger's first National April 1st March 30 Their big inning came in the fifth, see Baseball, B2 Freshmen to rebuild Ranger Softball By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor How do you spell freshman? i-r-e, that will be the UWDraft ribe 1 ally young group of ballplayers for Parkside. coming off a fourth 1 squad finished higher than any previous Paiksidc team. 1990 wm. . p., ... *» ' " A ill* V fil NAIA All-District 14 two First Team NAIA AU- Americans, left Fielder and first baseman Kim' With all th< a -• <• « Maion High Mikulski, athlete, in 91. i(that's right, Janet's play both infield and - • M Sue Palubicki, returns at second for the Rangers young "While commented learning. Parkside entered the 1991 campaign with a 12NAIA ranking, previous Ranger seasons. This ranking might put unwelcome returns to the n career record years which in Tournament tr inexperienced infield but will sureyl provide the Rangers with maturity and knowledge of opponents and college play. Laura Stock will return as center fielder for Parkside. Stock was a 1990 Honorable Mention Ail- American. The switch-hitting Stock gathered 14 extra base hits in 90 to lead the Rangers in slugging percentage and had a combined average of 356. Laura Nowdom ski rounds out the trio of! fielder and will vie spot in center. Parkside also s< iors to the diamond san Palubicki ter playing third for tears. Palubicki may alsi lion in the outfield in 91. Wright will play first b starting in right last year expects big things from in 91. Jackie Vukos, an : junior, brings quickness and aggressive hitting to the Ranger squad. Vucos hit .333 last year as a designated hitter. Parkside will also field three sophomores. Rachel Siclaff hit ing threat for the Rangers. Tracy Pecs good fielding skills to Parkside. She was of her Nilcs West D. High team and twice an all con- :infielder. JenniferPloshas great credentials as the Captain and i of S. Milwaukee in their season. Plos bats lefty and plays intense defense. Lori Stephens, Midland, MI., was MVP her senior year and her team fu ished seventh in the National tou nameni in 90. Stephens will catch and play infield. Shelly Szymkowiak is from Stevens Point Wl. A power hitter, Szymkowiak will red shirt the 91 season for tl 90 ijun- . Sufirst two a 1.91 ERA 8-2 record. Tare her way into 27 of season on a senior n. Carlson will try in the Ranger outof the line-up as seven rookies will be on the 91 team. Michelle and experienced spot by far is in the dugout. Coach Draft was named NAIA Coach of the Year for 1990 and is widely recognized in NAIA circles for her ability to g roost out of her players. With her very young perspective, not hoping for a miracle but definitely looking for good play. "I expect some errors freshman learn to accept their roles The Fabulous Four Here'c n loot at the four snirvivnrv nFlhi* NCAA Wen'« Honns ^PW8 Kniinzcngawill pitch Rangers answer questions will opt to red-shirt He will: Here's a look survivors of the Men's Hoops Tdumament and how they will matchfop in Indianappolis'J. TED McINTYRE Editor The UW-Parkside Ranger baseball icam answered a few questions in their five-game swing through Indiana rattled by injuries, with now, just one After a three-game series at Indiana State to open the year, one of two seniors on the staff, Dan Langendorf, come down with elbow problems. Langendorf, who went 4-1 with 3 saves last year, looked to be the workhorse of closer position to being a starter. It costing diagnosed Florida tourney stings Rangers with 4-7 start By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor Softball has been more like a job than a game to the Rangers so far in 1991. In their first five days of competition, 111) of 4-7. Parkside headed on its annual spring trip to the University of West Florida for three games on the 18th 19th and 20th before the tournament which was played the 21st and 22nd. The road trip takes its toll on the Rangers as the team > the Sunshine state. This its season in a win, over of SC. Tammy double and two RBI's for Parkside. th Hansen started and innings of two run ball Kruizenga relieved innings. Kruinzcnga i two runs getting in I in the seventh and Coach Draft wentback to Hansen to finish up. Kruinzenga, a freshman, got her and the Ranger's first victory Lbjfayimd game of ^ jss in a 2-3 Jeanne Esselman got the loss entering the game in the sixth in relief < outfielder 1 for four in ^ iColof MO. In the f side was no hit by pitching performance from Schmenski of Columbia. Esselman got the loss, second game Parkside »ack to earn a 4-3 win. Beth Hansen survived giving up three runs on six consecutive hits in the third inning as Parkside scored its four runs on five Laura Nowdomski see Softball^ B2 SECTION B THURSDAY MARCH 28,1991 SECTION B Runner. Pane B P () IM RAMI K \L BASKETBALL Eastern Division Team W L PCT. PF PA The Funk (911) 7 1 .875 743 567 The Ramblin' Wreck 5 3 .625 586 518 At Your Mercy 5 3 .625 475 406 War Pigs 4 4 300 599 610 Run N* Gun 0 8 .000 506 808 Justice Department 0 8 .000 411 539 Western Division Team W L PCT. PF PA Uncle 'Dunnkel 7 1 .875 581 509 The Bomb 7 2 .778 752 599 Holmes's Heroes 7 2 .778 637 562 Prime Time 4 4 300 607 591 Charging Armadillos 2 6 .250 543 583 Phawk University 1 7 .125 403 551 THURSDAY'S SCHEDULE 03/28/91 Time Court #1 Court #2 6:00 Ramblin' Wredt v». The Rmk (911) War Pig» vi. Ai Your Mercy 7:00 Justice Dept vs. Run & Gun Phawk U. vs. Prime Tune 8:00 Charging Armadillos vs. Uncle Dunnlcel TUESDAY'S SCHEDULE 04/02/91 Tbne Court #1 Court« 6:00 War Pigs vs. Prime Time Holm. Heroes vs At Your Mercy 7:00 The Ramblin Wredt vs. Uncle Dunnkel The Funk vs. The Bomb 8:00 Justice Dept vs. Chg. Armadillos Phawk U. vs. Run & Gun THURSDAY'S RESULTS Game Ramblin Wreck 71 Just Dept 64 The Fimk (911)77 At Your Mercy 74 War Pigs 112 Run A Gun 73 The Bomb 81 Prime Tune 62 Holmes Heroes woo by forties to Phawk U. HI Scorers Girdaukus-33,Spann>!anooe-15 Martino.Boyd-30, Brielmaier-24 Fuhrcr-33.English-30,Powcn-27 Brown^uttat-23. Emer-21 SCORING LEADERS # Name Team GMS Pts HI PPG 1 Maitino, Joe The Funk 6 200 45 3333 2 Kawczynski, Chad Chg. Armadillos 8 237 38 29.63 3 Brown. Joe The Bomb 9 255 36 2833 4 Prey, Tun Uncle Dunnkel 6 168 45 28.00 5 Powers, Ryan Run & Gun 8 211 38 2638 6 Schmidtmann, Andy Holmes Heroes 6 147 38 2430 7 Boyd, Jermaine The Funk (911) 7 169 41 24.14 8 Whittier, Rod Holmes Heroes 7 155 36 22.14 9 Emer, Dan Prime Time 8 170 29 21.25 10 Girdaukus, Cory Ramblin Wreck 7 140 33 20.00 11 Fuhrer. Jerry War Pigs 8 158 38 19.75 12 Kochler, Matt Ramblin Wreck 7 135 28 1929 13 Glinecki.Jim Prime Time 8 151 27 18.88 14 Anhold. Len Ramblin Wreck 8 136 24 17.00 15 Span, Levi Justice Dept. 6 101 24 16.83 16 English, Mike War Pigs 8 134 30 16.75 17 Toliver, Chris The Funk (911) 8 133 29 16.63 18 Schniedcr, Mark Prime Time 8 129 30 16.13 19 3 Players Tied 15.00 INTRA Ml UAI. N OLI.KYKA I . I . • IVI RAMI RAL I IOCKIA Current Standings Current Standings Team & L Blockbusters 4 0 Stoney's Spikers 2 2 Untouchables II 2 2 PSE 0 4 Thursday 3/28 at 8:00 PJVf. Untouchables vs. PSE Thursday 4/4 & 4/11 at 8:00 P.M. Playoffs begin Team & L I EIS Puckers 2 0 0 4 Big Shooters 1 0 1 3 Killer Avacados 1 1 0 2 Brain Grenades 1 1 0 2 Hanson Brothers 1 1 0 2 Grapplers 0 1 1 1 Sunday, March 31 4O0 Hanson Brothers vs Puckers 5:00 Brain Grenades vs. Grapplers 6:00 Big Shooters vs. Killer Avacados baseball Rangers 2-3 for road trip Stan With the bases loaded and two-out. Marc Thompson smashed a three-run double to clear the bases and increase the Ranger lead to 6-0. Thompson was erased trying to stretch his double to a triple, but the four-run frame gave helped the Rangers cruise to a 7-0 victory. Zielinski finished by retiring 12 of the last 13 hitters he faced in going on to his first victory of the year. Catcher Ron Bills went 3 for 4 in the contest, knocking in a pair of runs. The Rangers completed their sweep of Rose-Hulman with the help of a six-run explosion in the fust inning. All six of the Ranger's first six hitlers crossed the plate as Wade Hollingbeck, Dominic Delrose, and Mike Caccioppo each doubled. Dedrich's two-out RBI single off the frame, as they banged out live hits. Jeff Fennrick, the teams other senior, was the beneficiary of the attack, but he struggled a bit in his first start of the season. After a one-two-three first, he surrendered a two-run blast in the second, and one run in the third on a Cof singles. Fennrick exited after , giving up three runs, four hits, and three walks. Ranger hitlers got those runs back with one in the third and three more in the fourth, highlighted by Greg Green's RBI double. By game s end. Ranger hitters had reached double-digits in hits for the second time in two games, cruising to an 11-3 victory. Ross Kalinowski and Jeff Konczal worked the final three innings, holding Rose-Hulman at bay for Fennrick. who evened his record at 1-1. UW-Parkside travelled to IUPU1 for one nine-irming game and the first collapse of the Ranger pitching staff. Freshman Paul Phillips, in his first career start, hekl IUPUI scoreless for the first three innings, as the Rangers jumped out to a 1-0 lwd. Hollingbeck staked them to that margin with an RBI single in the second. Phillips found trouble in the fourth. He gave up three consecutive singles with one out After striking out Steve Denny for die second out of the frame, coach Scott Barter went to the Ranger bullpen for Tim Cales who surrendered a three-run double before ; out of the inning. : score remained 3-1 until the seventh. Dedrich led off with a single, and after Hollingbeck flied out, Thompson doubled to put runners at second and third with one away. Greg Green's fly to left was to shallow to score a run. but Delrose cashed in both runners with a double to tic die game at 3-3. IUPUI answered back in the bottom of the seventh. After loading the bases against Cates, Dave Barren singled and Mark Chapman doubled as they scored four times to break the game open. Chapman was gunned down at third on the play, but the damage was done as UW -Parkside dropped a 7-3 decision.UW-Parkside's next match-up was against Franklin College. Hollingbeck got things off on the right foot with a lead-off triple, and Thompson's fly ball to center put the Rangers on top 1-0. Franklin tied it with a pair of twoout hits as Ron Mann doubled andTed Sharp singled to even the score against Ranger starter, Brian Crandall. The score remained tied until the fourth when the Rangers manufactured a run. After alead-o If walk. Bob Hall pun ched a single to right on a perfectly executed hit-and-run. Kyle Knothe bunted runners to second and third, and Hollingbeck hit a sacrifice fly to right for a 2-1 Ranger lead. Crandall stayed sharp for the Rangers in his first start of the year. He retired the side in order in three of the first six innings, riving up just the one run in the first. In the seventh, after walking the lead-off hitler and getting Mark Stevens on a sacrifice bunt, Crandall was replaced by Zielinski. Zielinski, a left-hander, struck out the first man he faced, but then gave up a run scoring double to left-handed-hitter, Mike Wood, Jeff Konczal was brought on with two-outs and the score tied, but Tim Clary hit an RBI single to give Franklin the 3-2 win. Zielinski was tagged with the loss, evening his record at 1-1. In the night cap, the Rangers again tallied in the first Hollingbeck led off with a double, and Green brought him around with a single to make it 1-0. Kalinowski. however, wasn't sharp in his second start of the year. After walking the first two baiters he faced, Kalinowski gave up a triple to Mann to erase UW-Parkside's early lead. The second brought on similar fate, as he didn't make it out of the frame having surrendered six runs on four hits and a pair of walks. Jason Holt, a freshman in his second Ranger appearance, was able to keep UW-Parkside in the game until the Rangers made a charge in the sixth. In what was termed a 'miracle inning' by Thompson. UW-Parkside scored five times with just two hits. A pair of Franklin errors, and two catcher interference calls were catalysts to the big frame, but it was Coughlin's two-run double which was the big blow with two-outs, evening the score at 6-6. UW-Parkside'scomebackbidwas doused in the bottom of the seventh with some return help from the Ranger*. Holt got the first batter to ground out, but then walked the nexL He was removed by Barter for Cates, who walked die first two batten he faced. UW-Parkside moved a fifth infielder in from center, and moved the infield up against Dave Blair with one out Franklin went with the squeeze play, but Cates' slider in the dirt got by Knothe as the winning run scored. The pair of bitter losses gave the Rangers a 2-3 record on the trip, and moved their overall record to 3-5. "The defense has been just awesome, "said Caccioppo. "I think we've turned eight double plays so far this year, and our pitching has been a surprise." Added Thompson, "We just need to get a few more key hits and have our offense be a little less sporadic." The Rangers will finally get to play on their home turf as they meet Illinois Institute of Technology on Friday in a doubleheader, starting at 1:00. Spftlfflll senior centerfielder was two for two with a double. In a warm up for the tournament in Pensacola, the Rangers played three games on the 20th. Lindenwood College was an easy victory for Parkside as the Rangers won 5-0. Kruizenga pitched brilliantly giving up just four hits. Shawnee State College was the Rangers next opponent and handed Parkside its third loss in sir games with a 3-2 win. Hansen got her second loss as Parkside failed to drive home runners in scoring position. Monmouth College was Parkside's third test of the day and second loss as Parkside's young squad produced just four hits while Esselman got the 9-0 loss. Parkside was matched against Brown college in its first game and promptly lost 8-4. Beth Hansen got her third loss as the game was close until the fifth when Brown got six hits in a row with one OUL Brown sent two men to the plate in that game and scored six runs. Later Huntingdon defeated Parkside 7-2 as Parkside lost its fourth in a row. The Ranger losing streak increased to five as West Florida University beat Parkside 11-0 as Beth Hansen's road woes continued getting her third loss of the young Francis Marion College met the Rangers for the third time of the trip and Parkside's last game in the Tournament. The rubber game for these teams was close as freshman Tracy Pecs went four for four with two doubles. Freshman Jennifer Plos was 2-3 with a home run. Parkside is now 4-7 on the season but with a hard working team Draft expects that record to improve quickly. "The team I watched in Florida will be vastly different by the end of the year. Ron's Place Open Mon-Sun 1 lam 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657- 5907 Famous For 5x5's (1/2 lb Hamburger & Fries for S3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryout Open Sun-Thurs 1 lam-Midnight Fri-Sai 1 lam-2am 657-4455 (carroui and delivery only) Wc Now Deliver Broasicd Chicken and our complete menu 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 ,P*fielO. Miscellaneous March 28,1991 Don't Get Ripped" for a Safe Spring Break 'mm During the Safe Spring Break Campaign which took place March 6-13, students at UW-Parkside had the opportunity to win a "Don't Get Ripped" T-Shirt for correctly guessing the total number of bars in the cities of Racine and Xenosha,^!';! 1' IS® ! | The magic number was 273 bars. The lowest guess totaled two bars compared to 10,000 taverns as the highest estimate.H/250 bars was the most commoiily guessed answer among contestants. Jeff Levonian, the closest winner, guessed two bars more than the winning number. Other winners included Mark Winnen, Perry Witherspoon, B. Christopher Genack, and Giovanni Luna. Winners should stop by Student Health Services in Molinaro D115 to receive a free "Don't GetRippeSfT-Shirt. Buying a car? Use our FREE Credit Union car fact reference library and pricing service! Serving aU UW-Parkside employees and students ^CATQ/ts TallentHall -Room 286 553-2150 9:30-4:00 g CUA MONDAYS REX R1ZZ and the Singing Machine WEDNESDAYS LADIES NITE Ladies receive a carnation and drink S.75 drinks all night long. Also enter our drawing for a Dinner Giveaway. ACK |V* 33770000 MM eachem Rd Racine Renters have laws to protect rights by Steve Wallner According to the publication "Landlords and Tenants: The Wisconsin Way", published by the Wisconsin Department of Agriculture, maintenance is the number one complaint from renters about their landlords. In a statewide survey, twenty-three percent of the student tenants and twenty-four percent of the low-income tenants stated that maintenance was a serious problem. Whether the problems are maintenance or something else, renters do have laws to protect them. Lack of knowledge about these laws, however, is a major problem. Students need to be more aware of their rights and responsibilities before entering into a lease. Basic codes (codes meaning laws, ordinances, or governmental regulations concerning the construction, maintenance, habitality, operation, occupancy, use or appearance at any premises or dwelling unit) protecting tenants as outlined in "Landlords and Tenants: the Wisconsin Way" are as follows: 1. Once a written agreement (lease) is entered into, the tenant must be given acopy. Tenants must also be provided with a receipt for any rent or security deposit given to the landlord. 2. Landlords must disclose in writing, the name and address of the pcrson(s) authorized to collect rent and maintain the property. 3. It is the landlord's duty to provide premises that are "fit and habitable". This includes hot and cold running water; adequate plumbing and sewage disposal facilities; heating facilities which are safe and operable maintaining a temperature of at least 67 F; safe electrical wiring and electrical fixtures; and conditions which are free from risk of personal injury. The landlord must disclose any utilities not included in the rent before the tenant signs the lease. 4. Landlords have 21 days to return security deposits after tenants move ouLlhe tenants are responsible for leaving a forwarding address. The publication advises tenants to go through the "checkout" of the premises with the landlord. 5. A tenant should protect her/ himself from loss of security deposit by writing down everything that is wrong with the apartment before moving into the apartment The tenant has seven days to "inspect and documenL..prc-existing conditions". 6. Unless otherwise agreed upon, landlords can withhold security deposits for the following: tenant damage, neglect of the premises, nonpayment of rent, nonpayment of utility services provided by the landlord, and nonpayment of government utility charges. The landlord cannot withhold security deposits for routinecleaning, such as carpet shampooing. If a deduction is taken from a security deposit, the tenant must be provided with an itemized list of damages. 7. If a landlord promises, in wri ting, to repair something, it must be done by the agreed upon date unless the landlord is unable to because of circumstances beyond his/her control. 8. The landlord cannot require a tenant to pay attorney's fees or IHtere's Ydjnnir Consume© The Ranger is now accepting applications for the position of Editor-in-Chief for the 1991-92 academic year. Applications may be picked up in the Ranger office located in the coffee shoppe area, room WLLC D139C. Application Deadline April 5, noon. costs incurred by the landlord in any legal action or dispute arising out of a rental agreement. Also, the landlord cannot be relieved, through written agreement, from liability for property damage or personal injury caused by the negligent acts or omissions of the landlord. 9. A landlord cannot enter a premise except to make repairs, inspect the premises, or show premises to prospective tenants. However, entry for other purposes may be made with advanced notice at a reasonable agreed upon time. 10. An "automatic renewal" clause on a lease is not enforceable against a tenant unless the tenant was notified in writing, between 15 to 30 days prior to its effective. date, If a tenant feels her/his rights have been violated, there are remedies. Citations can be issued to landlords for violation of health and safety codes. In Kenosha call (City) Health Department at 656- 8170 or (County) call respective Townshipor Village Hall. In Racine call (City) Health Department at 636-9203 or (County) call respective Township or Village Hall. To receive your own copy of "Landlord and Tenants: The Wisconsin Way" contact the Consumer Protection Bureau at (414) 257- 8956. For further assistance about renting in the Kenosha and Racine areas or if you feel your rights have been violated contact Steve Wallner, Assistant Director of Residence Life at the UW-Parkside Housing Office (553-2320). (Article was adapted frcm: "Renters do have laws to protect rights"). Class response Continued from Page 4 issue like racism at the top of priorities, the vested interest groups carry on business as usual." We tend to be idealistic because we like to find happy endings. We have been taught throughout our educational path that "All men are created equal." However, our experience shows that this is not always true. This can cause us to feel frustrated and pessimistic. It would be wonderful if these unsettling feelings would go away, and often times we ignore them, fooling ourselves into complacency. Unfortunately, many cannot walk away from this problem— due to the color of their skin. As a challenge for ALL PARKS IDE STUDENTS, make a commitment to address the question, "How can we go beyond the stereotypes that assumptions reinforce?" Luda N. H err era and Roseann Mason, Instructors 090 Cross-Cultural Reading and Writing Class March 28,1991 Feature ' Ranger, Page 11 Dance offers more than an outlet for English professor by Mona Shannon Staff Writer Dance is more than a hobby or a way to stay in shape for English Professor Carol-Lee Saffioti- Hughes. "Dance is physical, and doing something as cerebral as college level teaching, Icouldn'tkeep a balance in my life, and would take myself much too seriously without it" She began dancing as a young child, but she gave it up before the age of thirteen, partly because she was such a tomboy that she missed a lot of perform ances due to broken bones. She says giving it up at that age meant losing the formative years that build commitment and flexibility. "You have to dance through your adolescence if you're going to have the kind of flexibility that really determines the professional dancer from someone who is a lover of dance." She returned to dance in college. and considered pursuing it as a career, but she decided to continue with English as a vocation and dance as an avocation. "There are limes in life where you have to give up something so there will always be a passion in your life." She continued dancing during grad school, performing with a dance company. "I like the audience experience, so the audience experience has probably tranferred into teaching in the classroom." After coming to Parkside, she did not dance for many years, but a trauma in her life made her realize that dance was always a way that she could deal with stress. She began teaching dance at the Oak Creek Parks and Recreation System. She was surprised to find that she likes working with little kids. "I didn't think you could keep me in a class with five and six year Carol-Lee Saffioti-Hughes olds. I was sure that was why I was teaching college." She teaches ballet, tap, and jazz. She likes teaching pre-teens and adults because she likes teaching jazz, although all the kids do well with jazz. She says today's Illinois students attracted to UW- Parkside by Vija S. Navarro Spedal to the Ranger There are many cars with Illinois plates parked here on campus. Why would anyone commute 70 miles when there are colleges and universities in the Chicago area? The answer is simple. The Wisconsin Legislature made an offer to Illinois residents that was just too good to refuse. The Wisconsin Legislature approved the Illinois Resident Scholarship Program in 1986 in an effort to increase enrollmentatUWParkside. The IRSP grants in-state tuition to Illinois residents who meet entry requirements. The program was designed for transfer students who have earned a minimum of 54 semester credits, and maintained a 3.0 GPA or better. It covers all majors except nursing. The Wisconsin Legislature tentatively approved funding for this program through summer, 1993. The IRSP is limited to 200 students. There are 120 people using the scholarship today. Mary P. Walek, coordinator of Adult Student Services and Student EnrollmcntServ ices at UW-Parksidc,said that the Illinois students range in age from 20 to 55 years. They are full time students, many hold jobs, and have children at home. "These people have a purpose and a sense of direction. They don't take Parkside for granted." said Walek. Daniel Wilczewski, a marketing major, transferred to UWP from the College of Lake County with an associate's degree. "If it were not for the in-state tuition rate, I would not be here at Parkside, because the rate for non-residents is comparable to schools in the Chicago area," he said. "What makes UW-Parksidc especially attractive is the commute itself. It is much easier to drive north to Wisconsin than it is to drive into Chicago." Wilczewski's view is shared by most Illinois students, but some, like Sharon Pasiorino, have other reasons for choosing UW-Parkside. "I'm here because of the communication department It's innovative and different from programs offered in other universities," she said. children are the MTV generation, and she must stress that the purpose of the class is not to imitate what is on TV. "There's a lot more to dance than just imitating those street steps you see repeated over and over in a lot of videos. However, there is a place for MTV." Saffioti-Hughes describes ballet as the grammar that every other kind of dance relies on and builds from; it provides a common vocabulary. She sees ballet as discipline for her to be able to do other types of dance. In recent years, she has returned to tap dancing. 'Tap is neat because you can tap at any age. The style for tap gets richer the longer you stay with it There's a tolerance for longevity in tap that there certainly isn't in ballet. The focus in ballet is always on the younger performers." Hughes says that dance fits into the creaove part of her life. Language and dance have somethingincommc. t -anguagoisonly one of the symbolic systems of human communication. She says that researchers now speak of the body having grammar and syntax that stimulate the same language centers of the brain. Babies crying, people dancing, pee try, and grammar all have something very powerfully similar in terms of the ways the brain starts to put together symbols. That is a very interesting analogy. "I dance because it puts me in tune with something non-verbal that is probably deeper in the core of things for me than the verbal things that I do. I do dance for excellence, but the process is more important than the product I cannot imagine a time when I wouldn't do some dancing at some level It will always be a part of my life." Beverly Brookes, another transfer student from CLC, is majoring in sociology and Spanish. She said that the traditional students in her upperlevel classes are friendly and help each other succeed. "There seems to be less competition between students at Parkside than in other larger universities," Brookes said. The Illinois students are impressed with the quality of the faculty at UW-Parkside. "All of my professors have their Ph.D.," said Pastorino. In most large schools, the student has little contact with the professor. "You have to work through the TA's and that just isn't the same," she said. Here at Parkside most professors make an effort to know their students by name. There are many reasons why Illinois students are commuting to UW-Parkside; the quality of the faculty, the excellent library, the beautiful wooded campus, and the friendly atmosphere. The IRSP is an important factor, but it is not the only one. Those people driving cars with Illinois plates know a good deal when they see one. - * Ranger, Page 12 Feature March 28,1991 Restaurant Review Simpson's Cafe scores well for both food and atmosphere By Sarah Minasian "Prince marring is passe. How about setting me up in my own business?" I couldn't help but wonder if Nancy Simpson's entrepreneurial , credo began with the same belief as the above caption read in the Avomcns' restroom of Simpson's Cafe. Located at 6034 22nd Ave. in Kenosha, Simpson's serves a refreshingly creative lunch Monday through Friday, 11 am to 4 pm. SIMPSON'S CAFE Cafe. Creative Catering. Carry-Out Kenosha. Wisconsin 53140 414-658-8314 GPA Rating: 3.67 Credit Cards-.Master Charge and Visa Smoking Sections: No Handicap Access: Yes Ms. Simpson, a former highschool English teacher.paiticipated in a gourmet club as a hobby which blossomed into a catering business eight years ago. Five years later, Simpson converted the laudromat next to the catering kitchen into an adjoining cafe. Simpson promotes healthy food, that is to sa y food that is light in calories and low in cholesterol without sacrificing good taste. "We make everything from scratch and only use fresh ingredients,'' Simpson said. First impressions of the interior were "black and white," as companion Dan Vallin remarked, although the atmosphere seemed to reflect warmer hues. Color variety could be found in the large floral print tablecloths that were covered with a protective sheet of plastic. The music ranged from 40's to Classical, and the lunch crowd buzzed contentedly as the 56 scat dining room Filled to capacity. Diners selected from a limited, but sufficient one page menu that included homemade soups and chowders, salads, sandwiches, and beverages. Additional daily specials and desserts were listed on two chalkboards in the dining area. Three companions joined me in the eating adventure, allowing me to sample a variety of foods and still walk out of the restaurant without feeling stuffed. Companion number one, Roseann Mason seemed pleased with her selection of Soup and Finger Sandwiches ($3.75) commenting, "The portion was just right," and consequently felt she "didn't need a nap." The three finger sandwiches included various combinations of ham, cheese, olives, cream cheese, and tuna, and were garnished with a slice of pineapple and a cluster of red grapes. Ms. Mason's cupof Cheesy Chowder ($1.35; bowl $1.65) that I ordered as well, was hearty and full of vegetables, but overheated to the point where the cheese had separated from the stock and consequently had a stringy texture. Companion Nancy Hoefs ordered Spinach Feta ($4.95) off the special board andrcceived the greek pastry phyllo dough stuffed with spinach and feta cheese. Ms. Hoefs was impressed with the generous portion and commented on the subtle spinach flavor and the flakiness of the pastry. Creamy cole slaw accompanied her entree, along with a miniature poppy seed muffin and fresh fruit garnish. Companion Mr. Vallin ordered and practically inhaled a rather small portion of broccoli quiche ($4.50) which was also garnished with fresh fruit and a miniature muffin. As Mr. Vallin was commenting how he could "easily eat five or six more portions," our waitress telcpathically set another portion in front of him. We decided to keep our voices down after that. The Cajun Chicken Salad (55.50) 1 ordered had a lightly spiced boneless chicken breast sliced and set upon a bed of mixed greens, sliced mushroooms, chopped tomatoes, black olives, and alfalfa sprouts. A subtly-seasoned cajun dressing and a minimuffin accompanied my tasteful entree. For dessert, three of uss ampled the Ricotta Cheese Pie, which reminded me of the filling used for stuffing cannoli. The ricotta cheese was sweetened with bits of chocolate, studded with slivered almonds and supported on a graham cracker crust. Concluding my review, I have decided to give Simpson's Cafe a well deserved A for food and atmosphere. I knocked down the service grade a tad to an A-because to ward the end of our luncheon our otherwise attentive server neglected our table for a half hour as she was attempting to serve the rest of the dining area single-handedly. Despite the lovely "less is more" decorating motif, I gave "decor" a grade of B because the plastic table coverings and the few food spots on the menus seemed to bring the polish of the cafe down, thus awarding Simpson's Cafe a gradepoint average of 3.67 and an appreciative thank you to Nancy Simpson for bringing Kenosha another little taste of class. Do YOU want to be Here's your chance! All y ou have to do is come the Ranger office ,WLLC D139c, any time and let us know. We're now looking for people for next year for all positions. ,March 28.1991 Entertainment Ba»ger.Pagel3| Beach Week to feature Surf Boys and Diane Alaimo by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor and Milwaukee Comedy Corner. Her humor indicates why she won the Jonathan Brandmeier Comic Relief Contest and Improv's Funniest Woman in Chicago, 1989. Although notacompletelistby far, the following have positively critiqued Alaimo: Chicago Tribune, Siskel & Ebert and Rex Reed. Comedienne Alaimo will perform from 8-9 pm, and the infamous "Surf Boys" will play in the Square from 9-12:30. They've played at Parkside over quite a number of years. The Square will be filled with sand, so wear your beach wear and join us on Thursday, March 28 from 8 pm to 12:30 During Spring Break, many Parkside students were able to kick up their heels in the sand and think "beach party." PAB has made it possible for all of us to walk in the sand with the "Surf Boys." On Thursday, March 28, comedienne Diane Alaimo will be sharing her experiences with cars, her weight and men, in the Union Square from 8-9 pm. Doors will open at 7:30 pm. Alaimo has appeared on "The Oprah Winfrey Show,"and "Showtime Comedy Club," several radio shows, and numerous comedy clubs, including Catch a Rising Star, Funny Bone, Funny Firm, Hollywood's, Improv Comedienne Alaimo and the "Surf Boys" are part of Beach Week and kickoff to spring! Wade Davis will be performing on April 4 in Greenquist 103. LSAT GMAT MCAT GRE Test Your Best! Classes Forming Now. Thursday, March 28 EASTER SPECIAL iiam-2pm Easter Dinner Carved Glazed Ham Scalloped Potatoes Candied Yams Whole Kernel Corn Dinner Rolls Dessert Colored Easter Egg Give-Away with all purchases Alarm Clock Give Away in the Cafeteria Wade Davis set to return in April Kenosha, Wis. — Wade Davis, cthnobotanist and author of "The Serpent and the Rainbow," will return to the University of Wisconsin- Parkside by popular demand on April 4. The free lecture, "Die Death of the Amazon: A Land Where the Gods Reign," will be held at 3:30 in room 103 of Greenquist Hall. This lecture introduces the Amazon and celebrates the extraordinary biological wealth of the most species- rich ecosystem on earth. The current threatened status of that ecosystem is also described. The lecture will discuss the role that ethnobotany and plant exploration can play in the struggle to preserve both the native people and the tropical rainforest they have come to understand. A question and answer period will follow the lecture. In 1989, Davis presented a series of popular lectures on "Voodoo and Zombies in Haiti" and "Extinction or Survival: The Fate of the Tropical Rainforest," at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. He has authored several articles on black magic and hallucinogenic plants for medical use. A native of British Columbia, he holds degrees in anthropology and biology from Harvard University. In 1986, Davis completed a doctorate in biology with a specialization in ethnobotany at Harvard. This event is sponsored • LSAT class starts 4/10 • GMAT class starts • MCAT class meets 6/8 • GRE class starts 4/7 Phone Registration 277-9990 by the Parkside Activities Board's Concept and Controversies Committee. For more information, contact Edris Saldana at ext. 2650. Ranger, Page 14 Feature March 28,1991 Bev Burnell's career road show By Cathy White Special to the Ranger As you are hurrying to class down Grecnquist or Molinaro Hall, you may have seen Bev Burnell, Career Development Counselor, standing behind a table filled with books, brochures, and handouts. Bumell calls this "her road show." Beginning in Fall 1989 Bumell decided to promote the resources of Die Career Center through a program called Career Outposts. Career Outpost Schedule Monday, Aprillst| 2:3O-6:O0| Housing! Core Bldg Wednesday, April 3rd| 9:30-2:30 Concourse Bp by Bookstor|e Thursdays April 4th 1II:(pl:0OInter-(^-: tural Commons Bumell hopes the career outposts will make students, faculty and staff more aware and comfortable with Die Career Center. Burnell's outposts consist of career decision books, free brochures and magazines, career resource handouts and a computer guidance aid. "Off the road," Burnell is usually found in News releases Die Career Center. WLLC D175, aiding students making career decisions. Bumell said, "I hope to let students know who to ask for help. I'm here to give individual attention and to show that there are actual career counselors here to help." Whether in her office or stationed at one of her outposts, Bumell is trying to reach the undecided students, the students who know their major but not their career possibilities, and those who have almost completed their degree and are ready for the job search. She thinks career planning is essential for all students. Bumell looks at career choices differently than most people. Bumell says, "Majors don'talways equal careers and majors don't determine who you are." Burnell's focus is on the undecided student. She believes it is acceptable for students to be undecided while they are in the process of deciding on a major. "Students should not refer to themselves as undecided, but rather as deciding," Burnell commented. Die Career Center docs not only work with seniors; fifty percent of the time is spent with students deciding on a career, the other fifty percent with seniors and job search techniques. Burnell's advice to students is to get to know the Career Center staff and resources before you are a senior. Next time you see Bev Bumell "on the road," stop for a few minutes to acquaint yourself with those resources available. Diey just might set you "on your road" to a successful career. Interviewing..J>ractice makes perfect Area personnel managers will conduct simulated interviews on campus with graduating seniors on Wednesday, April 10. Take advantage of this wonderful Opportunity to refine your interview skills. To register, bring a resume to theCareer Center, WLLC D175, no later than April 1. The Parkside Philosophical Society and the Parkside Women's Center present Professor Andrea Nye University of Wisconsin- Whitewater speaking on: The Troubled Marriage between philosophy and feminism: Divorce or reconciliation? Thursday, April 4,3:30 pm in Moln. 107. Refreshments following. Free and open to the public. Community Service Announcements 1992-93 Fulbright Scholarship applicants sought for grants Faculty members who are seeking a challenge and a change from the daily routine of lectures and grading exams may be excellent candidates for the Fulbright Scholar Program sponsored by the United States Information Agency. 1,000 grants for research, combined research and lecturing, or university lecturing at openings in over 100 countries. Specific openings exist in almost every area of the humanities, social sciences, physical sciences, the arts, business, journalism, and law. In many cases, scholars are allowed to propose their own lecturing and/or research projects. Scholars in all academic ranks from junior faculty to professors emeriti are eligible to apply. The Fulbright Program is searching for good teachers as well as active researchers. Eligibility requirements for the program incl ude U.S. citizenship and a Ph.D. or comparable professional qualifications. University or college teaching experience is necessary for a lecturing award. Language skills may be needed, but most lecturing assignments are in English. There is no limit on the number of Fulbright grants a scholar can hold, and former grantees may reapply. The deadlines are June 15 and August 1 depending on the country involved. For further information, contact the Grants Office at 2539 or call or write the Council for International Exchange of Scholars, 3007 Dlden Street, N.W., Suite SM, Box NEWS, Washington, DC 20008-3009. (202-686-7877. ( Kenosha's ^ I |V/ Catering Newest & Hottest V J \ to the Bar & Restaurant ^ \J College Crowd Pailv Specials,,, Sunday - Thursday $1.00 - Dr. McGillicuddy - Rumpleminz - JagerMeister Tuesday $1.00 16 oz. Tappers of Miller and Miller Light Wednesday 6 $1.25 Import Night Thursday Try the new Cactus Juice Slush Gust like a margarita) Only $1.75 Delicious Food at Reasonable Prices Grill open for 11:00 am Wednesday thru Friday Grill open 3:00 pm Saturday thru Tuesday > Grill open until 12:00 midnight every night & munchies are available until 2:00 am. -Co// for Carry Outs- .----"-58lh Street Kenosha, Wl (414)652-0505 HeaMirBhtii Planned Parenthood Clinics w Physical Exam • Birth Control Pregnancy Tests • STD Treatment • Lab Tests AIDS Education • Information and Referral Kenosha Clinics 654-0491 / 654-9060 "SutfBi : Lutheran Artist - James M« Iplrad Lowery men's lenter This Week at Parkside Positions Available: Women's Center coordinators 1991-92 Academic Year. We are currently seeking students to serve as student coordinators for the Parkside Women's center. Job Descriptions and Applications available from Diane Welsh, Union 209 or the Women's Center. March 28.1991 . Feature 1 Ranger, Page 15 IBM Volunteer of the Week Tiara MitcheD Tiara Mitchell is a senior majoring in Communication. One year ago Tiara responded to the need for reading to vision impared people via WGTD-FM 91 through a program called Education and Reading Services (E.AJLS.). She is reading the Milwaukee Magazine oncea week. Bonnie Ore, Staffperson forE.A.R.S., reported how pleased she was with Tiara's participation. "Since E A.R.S. is staffed almost entirely by volunteers, we look for people who are both dedicated and reliable. Tiara Mitchell fits both of those descriptions." "On the few occasions when she has had to miss her regularly scheduled recording lime, she al- . ways makes sure she is here to record before her program's air date. We appreciate her commitment to E.A.R.S." Tiara is a twoproject volunteer. She has also taken a leadership role for Girl Scout Troop 27 that meets weekly at Riverview School in Silver Lake. Keeping a large troop of first, second and third graders busy is not an easy task, but with a sincere desire to help young people, Tiara continues to meet the • challenge. SOC to sponsor benefit dance Special to the Ranger by Jody Robison The Student Organizations Council (S.O.C.) will be sponsoring a fundraising drive and benefit dance to raise Food for Families. All proceeds raised from this drive and dance will be given to local pantries. Around the Christmas season, food for these local pantries is easy to come by with everyone's heightened sense of giving. In April, however, many of these local pantries go on what little savings they have left to purchase food for the upcoming summer months. S.O.C. has taken it upon itself to raise money through a hot meal at their cafeteria. These summer months will also be especially crucial because of the economic recession that is affecting our area. Tie benefit dance that will be held April 18 is ag ood way for students to have fun while helping others. Tickets for this benefit include the band Life Underground, a local Milwaukee altemativedance band; one free soda with the purchase of the ticket, and a buffet The cost of the tickets are $3.00 for students and $4.00 for guests 18 and up. Tickets can be purchased in the S.O.C. office located in the coffee shop area or from S.O.C. * club representatives. Art Department Continued from Page 1 eliminate the tremendous amount of harmful fumes, gases, and dust material that results in an unhealthy environment for students and staff. At this time, the project is being> designed, which may then followed by biddings, which is then followed by construction. The art labs are expected to be closed during the summer while the remodeling takes place, then reopened in the fall of 1991. Open 6am to closing Landing Tavern 719 50th st Kenosha 654-5077 Happy hour 3-7pm 6oz.Tapper $.35 Frosted Mug$.75 Beer and Rail $1.10 Wine $1.25 Pitchers $3.25 Monday 7-10pm Budweiser $1 Wednesday 7-10pm Men's Night Out $1 rail $.25 Tappers Thursday 7-10pm Ladies Night Out Wear a skirt-get second drink free 9pm-close Jagermeister $1 shot Clean friendly atmosphere-Everyone welcome Bring in ad- get one drink free monetary donations and a benefit dance. As of April 1, donation boxes will be placed in several of the main offices on campus. Your support is much needed. In addition, tickets will be sold to the dance which will be held Thursday, April 18. S.O.C. is asking forcash donations instead of food this time because we think it is better for the local pantries who can purchase the food they need in large quantities, making it easier to buy more food for less money. These donations will be used to support the local pantries throughout the summer months when many children are out of school and do not receive £ O V\ O 3* to 3 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 23, March 28, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 19, issue 22 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. President signs rights bill Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document k"KTUniversity of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Kenosha, Wisconsin Volume 19, Number 22 Thursday March 14,1991 i President signs rights bill by Dan Chfappetta News Editor President George Bush has signed the "StudentRight to Know Bill" (HR 1454), which will give G. Gary Grace the public up-to-date information on the graduation rates of athletes and other students attending postsecondary institutions. According to Gary Grace, Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs, the bill originated from two different bills that had different motives, which Congress and the National Collegiate Athletic Association had been debating for the past two years. "The two bills have been merged together," said Grace. "The first bill concerned athletes believing that universities were using students and were not committed to education. The second bill concerned information about campus crimes." "Students Right to Know Bill" required colleges and universities to disclose the graduation rates of all full-time degree-seeking students. Schools with athletic scholarships also must report graduation rates of athletes in football, basketball, cross country, track, and all other sports. According to the bill, schools must provide this information to prospective studentathletes as well as their parents, high school coaches, and guidance counselors. This part of the bill goes into effect July 1,1992. The bill also states thact olleges and universities must report all violent crimes against students during the past year, even if an incident occurred offc ampus. This Student abducted by Dan Chiappetta News Editor A non UW-Parkside student abducted an 18«year«oM UWParkside art student and held, her against her will using a 13 inch butcher knife on March 5. I According toaDW-Parkside Campus Police Reportsummary, the Kenosha Police Department notified CampasPoitce thatastudent was abducted at knife point from the Communication Arts Department parking lot at noon* The student was driven into . : ' . : ' . :: The oomstudent believed the victim, was having an afair with i Jier husband. According to the report* the victim was unhurt when die Kenosha Police Department located them. .'. The 33 -year-old suspect was charged with one count of false imprisonment while armed with a dangerous weapon. bill also provides the victims with the right to learn the outcome of any disciplinary hearing against them if accused of a crime. This part of the bill takes effect on July 1,1991. 'The federal bill is currently being put together by the Department of Education in Washington D.C.," stated Grace. Grace believes defining the many different policies in the bill will be difficult and will "raise all kinds of issues." He believes applying the policies to the different kinds of institutions will be important and difficult to identify. He also raised the importance of presenting the data with explanation. Grace believes that all data must be followed by information defining the data received. "Defi- - nition without interpretation is dangerous. It must be explained." Grace has appointed a UWParkside Task Force that will be responsible for gathering information that needs to be disclosed to students, identifying how to collect the necessary data, and recommending methods and publications for disseminating the necessary information. Don't drink and drive, come back alive. Rassger photo by Saniu Beads? Drinking and driving resulted in the deaths of the occupants of this car, which was on display this week in upper Main Place. Don't be a statistic. Party with common sense during spring break and survive* Deadline for Teaching Excellence Awards Nominations for the 1990-91 Teaching Excellence Awards are now being accepted by the Teaching Excellence Awards Comm i ttee. The awards are presented annually to up to two faculty who have demonstrated outstanding classroom ability over the lasyt ear. Students may nominate one faculty member, citing their rationale for the nomination on the nomination forms, which are available in the PSGA office (WLLC D-137), the Ranger office (WLLC D-139), the Library/ Learning Center, the Union Information Center, the Advising Center, the office of the Secretary of the Faculty, and all school offices. Forms will be accepted until Friday, March 15th. They can be returned toa ny of thea bove offices. In addition to student nominations, other recommendations will be solicited from all school deans. Nominations from both sources will be considered by the Awards Committee, which will discuss many elements of a nominee's teaching experience, including school evaluation forms. The committee is comprised of four faculty members and fours tudents. All full time faculty members and teaching Academic Staff are eligible for the Teaching Excellence Award, with the exception of those who have received it in the last seven years. Those ineligible are: Douglas DeVinny, Norman Cloutier, Laura Gellott, Esther Wilson, Thomas Fournelle, Pamela Pierce, David Holmes, Lisa Kornetsky, Jane Pinnow, Ross Gunderson, and Don Kummings. Inside... Editorial..,. ..Page 2 PSGA Report.... ..Page 3 Devil's Advocate ...Page 3 Gabe'sGab .... ..Page 4 Letters ..Page 4 Spotlight.. ...Page 5 Spons....................Page 9 Spring Break....... .Page 18 Entertainment..... .Page 19 Classifieds .Page 20 Ranger. Page 2 Editorial March 14,1991 "DAMN REPUBLICANS HAVE O UTDONE US AGAIN!" From the desk of the Editor * A lot of people—and many of these are students at this time of year— visit Cancun. For quite a few it's a first visit; for others a return trip. Most will come away elated with their experience; some will be elated just to get away from their experience. I was one of the latter. This editorial is notmeant to condemn the whole ofC ancun, nor to implyt hat every visitor is guaranteed to have a baedx perience cm- two. But since a number of UWParkside students are travelling there this March, sharing my experience there may point out some potential problems that could arise. I will have accomplished my goal if what potential problems that could arise. I will have accomplished my goal if what I say helps someone avoid a run-in that could ruin an otherwise delightful time. Rude people, rotten food, obnoxious taxi drivers, and a dirty atmosphere. These are all characteristics of one of Mexico's vacation hotspots, Cancun. The people in Cancun can speak fluent English until you have a probelm, and then they can only understand Spanish. They also use bait and switch tactics all the time. The first morning I was there, I went to a "welcome" orientation at the hotel. There was an opportunity to sign up for a dinner cruise, and the cost was $49.00 each person. When I signed up later, the cost mysteriously went up to $55.00 per person. The bad thing about this is the price was raised without anyone being told. The next instance was at breakfast, when the host told me it would cost 18,000 pesos for breakfast Well, when the bill arrived, it was priced at 27,000 pesos. When I went to the waiter to complain, he suddenly forgot how to understand English. Then it was time toc all home to tell them I had arrvied in one piece. I couldn't use my calling card, because finding a pay phone in Cancun is like finding a needle in a haystack. When I inquired at the desk about making a phone call, they told me it would cost at least $45.00 for three minutes. Well, after ten minutes of research I found out they didn't know what they were talking about, and I was able to call for about $7.00. Later on in the day, I was by the pool listening to some Mexican rock-n-roll and catching some sun, when I decided to order a soda. When the waitress brought my soda, she said it cost 5,000 pesos. I gave her 20,000 pesos and she only gave me 12,000 back. I brought the discrepancy to her attention, and she admitted to me that she didn'tknow how toc ount when itcame to giving change. After all, it waso nly 3,000 pesos ($1 ), but I figured after already getting ripped off at least a half dozen times, this wasn't going to fly. Finally, after arguing with the manager for ten minutes, I received my 3,000 pesos back. While sitting by the pool, a gentleman by the name of Manuel stopped by and asked if there was any interest in a snorkeling trip. So for a nominal fee, an excursion was set up for the next day. Upon arrival at the dock, I caught a glimpse of the boat that was being used for the trip. It looked like the boat from the cartoon series "Clutch Cargo and PaddlefooL" We were supposed to get a nice red snapper dinner at the end of the trip, but needless to say, it was cold and rotten. After the great snorkeling trip, I tried finding a grocery store. Well, after geting the same directions to the only store in the area from five different people, I asked a taxi driver to drive me there. When we arrived, there J Continued above From the desk of the Editor Continued from below wasn't a grocery store there; it had burned down about six months ago. The taxi driver then took me downtown to a grocery store, and I was in the store about five minutes before walking out. I wouldn't give that food to my worst enemy. Another incident happened that gave me a negative opinion about Cancun, but I'll share one final one with you. I traveled with a companion via a water taxi to the island of Isla Mujeres. This was a beautiful island and I would have gone back but one incident left a dent in my feelings for the island and its people. I bought my companion a necklace for $25.00 from a little market on the island. I didn't have any cash with me, so I gave the gentlemen my charge card. He told me he had just opened up his business and didn't have a machine that stores use to process charge card receipts, so he was going to the next store to do it. Well, after waiting a half hour, he finally got back with charge card. I signed my slip and was on my merry way, I thought. This past week, I received my charge card bill with $500 of unauthorized charges on it. If they printed the truth about Cancun in all the travel books available, nobody would go there. It costs about five times as much to go there than the literature says, and it is five times a bad as they ysa. The area is highly dependent upon the tourist trade; if not for the tourists, poverty would be much more prevalent than itcurrently is in the Cancun vicinity. If this was supposed to be paradise, I would hate to see what the not-so-famous hotspots are like. When you go on spring break, watch yourself, bring cash or traveler's checks, and don't trust people farther then you can throw them. Have a great time, and I hope everyone returns safe and happy. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Subscription rate for one year is $5.00. Please address all correspondence to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper Post Office Box 2000 900 Wood Road Kenosha, Wl 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414)553-2287 Business Office (414) 553-2295 Editor-in-Chief Craig A. Simpkins News Editor Business Manager Daniele Chiappetta Kenneth J. Schuh Entertainment Editor Advertising Manager Dawn Mailand Terri Fortney Feature Editor Advertising Representitive Gwenevere Heller Tracy Beecroft Sports Editor Classified Ad Manager Jeff Lemmermann James Chomko Asst. Sports Editor Distribution Manager Theodore Mclntyre Ronald Hansen Copy Editor Circulation Manager Tod McCarthy Elizabeth Spalla Layout Editor Photo Editor Scott Singer Sunni Beeck As9t. Layout Editor Photographers Sara Kahl Todd Goers Advisors % Kurt Geilfuss Stuart Rubner Cartoonists Jan Nowak Paul Berge Paul R. Grundberg Chris Ingram Glen Kelly General Staff: Donald Andrewski, Len Anhold,Chr is Deguire, David Doherty, Debra Halverson, Emily Heller, Latesha Ju de, Gabe Kluka, Susan Luepkes, Sarah Minasian, Mike McKowen, Jim Newcomb, Mona Shannon, Kimberly Tenerelli, David Wick, Chris Toliver, Chris Daniel. March 14,1991 The Devil's Advocate Opinion Ranger, Page 3 When you grow up you will understand by Donald R. Andrewski As a child, there were many times when I was in the presence of my father when he would ask someone that age-old question "Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults have in adultery?" I would look up and ask "Dad, what is 'adultery'?" He would say "Don't worry about it. When you grow up, you will understand." I did grow up, and I did find out what adultery was. I can honestly say that I have no desire to suck on my big toeo r engagei n an adulterous relationship. So do infants have more fun? I don't know, but I think I understand. My dad was very active in our church, so I was brought up in a very religious family. Since my dad taught catechism and was very knowledgable about such things, I approached him with the question "Dad, why can't priests get married?" "Well", my father responded, "when a man enters the priesthood, he takes a vow of celibacy." Predictably, the next question was "Dad, what is 'celibacy'?" "Don't worry about it. When you grow up, you will understand." Well, I grew up and got married. And divorced. Twice. It has been my experience that within the confines of marriage, celibacy has never been a problem. So why can't priests get married? I don't know, but I think I understand. My father was a veteran of World War Two naval combat, serving aboard PT boats in enemy infested waters. As a result, he developed a deep appreciation of freedom and respect for peace. He taught these principles to me and my three brothers. Dad always taught us that it took a big man to walk away from a fight. As an eight year old, I discovered that big men get beat up a lot. After one such schoolyard incident, my father looked at my split lip, bloody nose, torn shirt and black eye. Grabbing my hand, he took me to the principal's office. The principal was less than sympathetic. "Boys will be boys," he foolishly told my father. "There is nothing that I can do." Looking him straight in the eye, my father replied "Well, there is something that I can do!" That evening my father introduced me to the martial arts. Jungle Judo. At least that's what he called it It was a killer form of self-defense that he learned in the Navy. Keeping true to his principles, dad only taught me the defense part of it, thus precluding that I would ever use it to start a fight. The lessons I learned that evening got me out of a lot of scrapes withoutpersonal injury and only whetted my appetite for more. I enrolled in formal karate classes and now hold a brown belt in Shorei-Ryu Okinawan karate. I intend to win my black belt by die end of this year. The most important thing that martial arts have taught me is respect for other people and only to fight in self-defense or the defense of others. This is merely an extension of the principles that my father has taught me all through my life. These are principles that I intend to pass on to.my six year old son. As I ponder the future, questions come to mind. Will my son learn to respect others the way my dad taught me? Will I bea s great a father to my son as my father was tome? I may never know, but when my son grows up, I think that he will understand. Parkside Student Government Association PSGA to lobby national politicians by Tony Finch PSGA Senator As you all know, or should know, it is election time. I am not going to fill this article with complaints about the lack of student invovement If you do not keep in touch with your student representatives then they do not understand any problems you encounter, then a vicious circle abounds and nobody wins. For Goodness sake, vote and understand the issues and the many excellent candidates running. This is the end of my lecture. Speaking of lectures, the United Council was at UWParkside recently. I again was representing Parkside with Shared Governance. Our committee was the first to get started and the last out The first thing discussed was the assesment test. We blew it; in the near future, all student in the UW-system will be subjected to a horrid three hour test after their sophomore years. As shared governance, we decided to lobby to make assesments of faculty readily available for students. As you al l know, at the end of each semester people who are taking classes must fill out an evaluation form about the teacher and class they are taking. A general majority of our committee felt that these assesments should be made available for all students to use in the case of planning course schedules and picking fac ulty advisors. The second thing discussed was the placement of students on committees in the different universities. In a broad sense, the main issue is student power, especially when it comes to cirriculum. Here at UW-Parkside, we are sending delegates to Washington over spring break to lobby members of congress on the reauthorization of the Higher Education Act of 1965. The goals of our delegates, as well as delegates from the other UW campuses, is to help put pressure on the people in power to make the reauthorization fair. Included in thereauthorization is the balance of grants to loans so students can afford to attend college. Also, making aid available to middle-class students will be covered. I wisho ur delegatesl uck and I hope they lobby hard. On a final note, take part in this week's Safe Spring Break activities. It is important to have a good time, but do it responsibly so you do not have to do your partying six feet under. Have a fun^afe, (and warm?) spring break. PSGA wishes all students, staff, and faculty a safe spring break. Senate meeting minutes Called to order at 12:09 pm. Roll Call: EJensen(L), JJensen, TJensen, Finch, Lindblom, Rosier, Riccio, Simpkins, Schuh, Yee, Bovee, Sikora, Olson, Jude(L), Kadolph(U). Guests: Michelle Lindgren, Dawn Keitch, Steve McLaughlin, Lika Morishita, Peggy James. Justices: Jody Robison, Frank Martinelli Motion Bovee/J.Jensen 3/8/91 :1 To approve the minutes of the previous meeting. Passes 11-0-0. Report of the President (Homer) -SUFAC has received the final numbers for the budgets, therefore we will be meeting and presenting a letter to the Chancellor for approval. Report of the Vice-President (Daniel) -No report Report of President Pro-Tempore (Schuh) -March 28th Ranger article will be written by Senator Sikora. Report of Legislative Affairs (Lindblom) Motion Lindblom/Finch 3/8/91:2 To approve the allocation of $571.00 for the USSA conference being held in Washington D.C. during the weekend of March 16th. $205.00 - Registration $237.00 - Hotel $79.00 -Transportation $50.00 - Food Delegates: Lindblom, Finch, Jude, Morishita, Daniel, Bovee <Division Called> Passes 8-4-2 Report of SUFAC (T. Jensen) - No report Report of Student Services Committee (E. Jensen) - No report Report of Minority Actions Council (Jude) - No report Report of Women's Affairs (Morishita) -Requests that everyone sign the petition going around concerning the "miniskirt bill". This bill would render the attire of the victim inadmissible evidence in sexual assault trials. Report of Treasurer (Owens) - No report Report of Judicial Branch (Robison) -Officially swearing in of Dawn Kritch and Michelle Lindgren as Justices of U.W. Parkside Student Government Association Inc. Report of United Council - Written reports Committee Reports Motion moved out of committee 3/8/ 91:3 To allocate $45.50 for the Election advertisementplaced in the Ranger. Passes 13-0-1 Unfinished Business: Resolution #91:07 has been vetoed by die President. Motion Sikora/Riccio 3/8/91 :4 To override the veto of Resolution #91:07. <Question Called> Passes 13- 0-1 Motion Simpkins/Riccio 3/8/91:5 To adjourn the meeting. Passes 14-0-0 Adjourned at 12:51pm. Ranger, Page 4 Opinion March 14,1991 Gabe's Gab Beach Party Dhahran on the day of the ground war by lw Sgt. Gabe '• * y ""»• f HH Kluka Editor's note: Gabe's Gab was Dated Feb. 25,1991. Greetings from the land of free postage! Well, at the time I am writing this, the ground war has started, and the liberationo f Kuwait has begun. Hopefully, this thing will be short and to the point, and we will be able to return home in the near future. Being an MP in a wartime Army is not the most dangerous job in the theatre, however, we do have our fair share of SCUD attacks around here, so I am not feeling too safe. Right now, we are hanging around in the vicinity of Dhahran awaiting orders to go up north and guard POW's. For those of you keeping score at home, the Sno-Slugs, who have successfully completed their mutation into Sand-Slugs, are still 100%. In the short time that we have been here, we have managed to begin the corruption of some Saudi Army MP's who we have been working closely with. We are teaching them some interesting American phrases, none of which are printable. Our Arabic is as weak as their English, but the language barrier has not been a problem. We have made some fast and true friends. Surprisingly enough, the weather has been very nice. It gets chilly at night, but by dayi t is warm enough to sunbathe. As I am typing this, I am nursing a sunburn on both sides of my closely shaved head. We sunbathe daily, and this ritual is called "Beach Party Dhahran". After we are relieved from our guard shift, we look at each other and say, "Beach Party Dhahran", and head up toe njoy the mid-February sun. It's almost too much foraMidwestemerto handle, but it's nice. While gambling is illegal, we have managed to start a little thing called "SCUD Bowl 91". It's a way to redistribute platoon money to the lucky soul who guesses what time at night the SCUD alert will gooff. All donationsare voluntary, and if the government doesn't like it, they can bring us up on racketeering charges. Sent to prison for running a SCUD pool, dubious indeed. Well, I wish I could convey all the sights ands ounds of thisc ountry to you in one neat package, but that would be impossible to do. However, the eeriness of prayer call at 4:45 am is the one thing I wish all of you could hear. The entire city wails as the numerous mosques throughout the city call the residents to worship. It is strangely medieval, but very beautiful. As a whole, we are anxious to finish this business with Hussein and come home. For now, we are relatively safe, and definitely safer than our troops who are on the front lines. We all hope that our fellow soldiers get the job done quickly, with as few of them not coming back as possible. Keep your fingers crossed. If you care to write our company in particular, the address is: ANY SOLDIER 822ND MP CO c/o 400th MP CMD (EPW) Operation Desert Storm APO, NY 09616-5000 Letters to the editor To the Editor: I am writing in response to the letters written by several students concerning racism on campus. My goal in this is to basically air my views, because I have some, and try to make sense of this situation. Prejudice is a word that can probably describe how I feel sometimes here on campus. It's not all the time, but sometimes. Prejudice to me is having anyone make a snap judgment about me though they have never met me. I've believed for a long time that I really can't dislike a person that I don't know if my heart is good. It ios nly maybe the externals that may bug me a bit It is likae father whol oves his son. He may not say it, and this may trouble me, but he shows me in other ways. Prejudice is not something that is one-sided in my belief. Sometimes I will be walking down the hall ands ee someone and thinkt hat they wouldn't like me, yet later on sometime we are conversing as friends. The problem with prejudice is that it never allows me the chance to step outside of my own shallow world and find out things about that someone else. I believe that racism exists at U.W.-Parkside, but I think it exists anywhere and everywhere. What can I do? This ias toughy. I usually try to set an example. If "I'm" known for being noisy, then I am quiet I like to have people second guess me because then it proves to me that anything is possible. My advise to the readers of my letter? Don't turn this issue into a war. We should air our views. I would like to see a panel discussion occur here on campus where people first handc an talk and listen to what each side has to say. I am biased but if I had a choice I don't think I would take either side. I would just think for myself and do what I feel is right. Myron H. Jackson. Misguided and Confused Anyone , who writes articles about things they don't understand is misguied and confused. Everyone has something to say about racist You can not know what my people have gone through until you walk in our shoes. Mr. Daniels is a black man, who has enlightened us all to the problem of racis m on this campus. This week I have experienced more than any one person can take black or white. I sat in class listening to the bookreports of my fellow students. It was my turn , I read a book entitled "The Naked Soul of Iceberg Slim" , I told the class why I chose this book because it was interesting. Someone replied (a white student) because it hit home. I have never lived in the ghetto, so why was tihs said because I'm black. This week Ranger was the straw that broke the camel's back. The statements that were made lacked proof and depth. Someone stated "it was our leaders that sold us into slavery", many of my people were stolen from the only home they know. They wereb rought here robbed of their names, taught a new form of religion, and made to work in the fields. My people made this country and still are the underdogs. It was my people, who made work in the fields gathering cotton , tobacco and other crops. It was my people, who made the inventions that would revolutionize this nation but we are still the underdogs. Many must realize that blacks no longer a minority, but a majority and will no longer be the white's man underdog. We will now raise and become masters of lives and of the lives of our poeple that follow. It is time for the white man to realize that such raical satements should not be made. Name not withheld, But YELLED Kim Roberson To Sick and Tired: I'll tell you what I'm "sick and tired" of. I'm "sick and tired" of people like you ignoring the fact that racism exists. Let's just close our eyes and it (racism) will go away by itself . Right? I don ' t think so. And what makes yosuu ch an expert on African history? How do you know how rare iwt as for the Europeans to leave the "safety of their boat and venture into the interior of Africa?" Were you there? No, couldn't have been. On the other hand, maybe you know this because the story has been passed down in your family from generation to generation. I think you know what 14 m i mpl y i ng. To put things in your words, one must only listen to the rhetoric of David Dukes and "name withheld" (that's you), toin deed realize where the true racist attitude stems from. Don't worry, you're in good company . I guess you've done extensive research and found that Dr. King cheated on his research that got him the title doctor. Well of course you have. And shame on Jesse Jackson, using his position for personal gain, tsk, tsk. You are so right Mr . "name withheld " . How can we look up to these people? I would much rather idolize the great Rev. Jim Baker, or the drug king Elvis Presley, or better yet, the ever-so-truthful Richard Nixon. Now these are people to lookup to. To end my letter, I will not say that I am notaracist, because maybe there's a little racism in all of us. I have never had a problem with racism atParkside until now. These articles have gotten way out of hand. It's funny how the true racists start to surface when their position in society is threatened. Finally, to all those cowards out there.. J sign my name. Jackie Handford To the Editor: What good is having an opinion if you're afraid to take thecre dit for it? All letters to the Editor are strictly opinion. So at this time I'm going to offer my opinion to the six misguided, poetically inclined, blind, ignnrant fools; who took it upon themselves to destroy the integrity of Chris Daniels article. I would be ignorant to say that I was not bothered by the stereotypes that I was categorized under by the assumptions of a few Anglo Americans. It is obvious tome that Chris's article hit a sore spot within you because you charged back at him like a ravishinq beast who had not eaten for days. What gives you the right to educate me on the history of my people? All the knowledge that you have attained regarding Black History is simply hearsay from textbooks that were written by some Anthropologist or Professor that did a little misguided research. I am not concerned with the contents of a textbook regarding my history because I have Grandparents and Great Grandparents who have lived through this so called "HISTORY." So you oar ny other God fearing Anglo couldn't correctly tell me one damn thing about Black History that I too have not read in a textbook. You don't feel that racism exists because you are not willing to find out within your own self. Any fool knows that every single human being has prejudiced thoughts and feeling in some shape or form. I don't care if you're black, white, red, or blue it exists. There is always something out there that you have negative feelings about beforehand. We ve always known that racism was there but it has not been until now that we have revealed it within this school system. And now that we're taking a stand on what we believe in we're inventing a new phenomenon that Continued on Page 6 •March 14,1991 Spotlight Ranger, Page 5 Staff of the Bursar's/Cashier's Office Ranger photo by Sunni Beeck Bursar's/Cashier's Office by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor Education costs money. At UW-Parkside, student payments are made to the Bursar's Office. In the next several months several changes are in st ore for the Bursar's Office. Not only will they be moving from their current location in Tallent Hall, but they will be known in the future as the Cashier's Office. The new Bursar's/Cashier's Office will be located in the D-l level of WLLC and should lessen the need to make the long journey to Tallent Hall. The Bursar's/Cashier's Office is responsible for collecting, depositing, and accounting for all revenues paid by students to the university. They are the agents for disbursement of financial aid payments, such as student loans and the wide variety of grant s for which students qualify. Collection of NDSL/Perkins loans is also handled by the Bursar's/Cashier's office upon a student's graduation from UWParkside, unlike collection of Stafford loans, which is presently the responsibility of thelenderwho originated the loan. According to Kathy Wyler, our Bursar, she and her staff have experienced a default rate of no more than 2.93%, which is rather remarkable considering that many lending institutions have default rates approaching 25%. The high efficiency of our Bursar's/Cashier's Office is important to students in several ways. First of all, if a default rate exce eds 7.5%, a penalty is assessed, rendering the program less financially effective. Secondly, the funds available are a revolving fund, which means that if payments are not collected, a shrinking volume of money would result If old loans arenotcollected, new loan amounts will undoubtedly diminish. If a repayment program is inefficient, the policy guidelines of that program will have to be reset to increase efficiency. Stafford loans will likely have be subject to a different disbursement system by this next year. All checks will be held for a minimum of thirty days after the commencement of the semester for new freshman, and the hold period may apply to continuing students. Check with the Financial Aid Office for updates if you may be affected by the proposed disbursement changes. A month with an empty wallet can seem like an eternity. The Bursar's/Cashier's Office is also responsible for administering tuition remissions, which are a reduction of student charges based on an award from a particular office orfacetof the university. Anaward of this type can influence the amount of other forms of aid, and as Wyler noted, "All those things interplay together." The Bursar's/Cashier's Office serves as the university's bank. They are responsible for drafting checks for student employees. If travel expenses are forthcoming, if purchases are made or university invoices must be covered, the checks originate in the Bursar's/ Cashier's Office. Deferred tuition payments are also managed by Wyler and her staff. It is possible that mail-in payments may be allowable in the near future, which world make payment somewhat less timeconsuming and more convenient When in their new location, Wyler promises that the office will be set up to provide more of a customer-service type of system. A customer service desk is being designed, and the new system may remove some of the trepidation many students feel when they currently have business to takecare of. The Bursar's/Cashier's Office staff understands the sentiments of many students entering their office. "You're handing over your money. People aren't positive about coming over here," according to Wyler. One may tend to disagree with that position on financial aid disbursement days, though. The Bursar's/Cashier's Office hopes to be connected to the new university-wide computer information system by the Spring semester of 1992. The system will allow a daily records update, rather than the current weekly update under the present system. "I think it will streamline any payment or refund process questions a student has about their account," said Wyler. If the system works out as planned, her office may be able to expand services at some future date, though changes are not expected immediately after implementation. No staff reductions are planned due to installment of the system. The combination of a new records system and a more readily accessible location should benefit UW-Parkside students. The Bursar's/Cashier's Office and Financial Aid Office will be located in the same area of the D-l level of WLLC, so convenience should be enhanced by the move. We'll be looking forward to their arrival in June. Next Week's Spotlight: The Women's Center Ranger, Page 6 Opinion March 14,1991 Letters to the editor Continued from Page 4 we're using as a scapegoat to hide our true feelings. There's nothing that I hate more than a educated fool who hides behind closed doors when he's put his foot in his own mouth. But to all of you who were afraid to reveal your name it tells us all a little something about youA. coward can always find fault in someone else but when he's done wrong you can never find him. Name Yelled not withheld, Tirshatha Wilson Deep from within the skin The time has come for me to do the educating on this campus, supposedly designed for ethnic diversity. I am very disappointed with the approach that people have taken towards the articles that my " brothers and sisters" have written. There is nothing I hate more than a narrow-minded, ignorant, naive bigot or a mindless Caucasian who begins to stereotype my people. You can not begin to understand or comprehend the struggle that my people face daily to survive in the America that was stolen from us by you, and you call us separtist and rasist I would never call caucasions ignorant as a whole, but you who have so cowardly withheld your name, ignorance is just the beginning for you. You make statements such as, "You sound as if you expect us "white people" to change to help you, what have you done for me?" My people has done plenty for you. I hear a lot of my caucasion friends; in need of money, and running to the plasma donor center for a measley $ 15, which was made possible by Dr. Charles Drew, who was one of my people. With the minds of people like you who have chosen to write these articles, you could not make it from one end of the street to the other without the traffic lights invented by Garrett A. Morgan, who was also one of my people, Everyone likes to travel even the ignorant. Benjamin Banneker is the man responsible for remembering the construction plans for Washington D.C. off the top of his head. "What time is it?" you may ask, also without the brilliant mind of the black man Benjamin Banneker you may n ot have ever known, for he was the man who invented the clock. NOW YOU MAY NO LONGER ASK WHAT HAVE MY PEOPLE DONE FOR YOU! To Mr. Weber, who happens tobeaman with general prejudice, but has no excuse for it You made an excuse when you state d, "it is something ingrained in me from growing up in aprejudice society." What you fail to realize is you are no longer dealing with your little prejudice society or environment, you are dealing with a wide variety of people, and if you can not learn to respect others culture and backgrounds, then there is nothing more than ignorance within you. You B E L E V E Before Sam was murdered he fold Molly hed love and protect her forever. GHOST Sff l lWE, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday Mar. 26, 27, 28 7pm Union Cinema $1 Students $2 others indeed are a racist to say, "this nation should allow racist behavior to continue as long as it doesn't injure anyone." What type of injury do you need? You have injured many with your racist article and bias attitude. Name Yelled not withheld, Cheri Foster To "Withheld" Take that hate log out of your eyes before you take the splinter out of mine. Pluck the seals of hatred out of your souls and minds and live in peace and harmony with your fellow men. "Names withheld upon request," you do our freedom of speech a great injustice by abusing your ability to wage war with your tongues and not your minds. "Nameless" people will say whatever their hearts desire, knowing they will never have to face up to anyone and account for what they say. Truth doesn't hide behind cowardice nor does it mock humanity. The nameless articles in the Ranger reek with stark hatred. I am saddened that such a strong emotion is stirred up just because Chris Daniels published his plight in the Ranger. Chris is not alone, for anyone who is not white, faces the backlash of certain white feelings of inferiority and intimidation for other cultures. Hence, there is the International Students Club, Onda Latina, BSO and MAC. The students in these organizations feel camaraderie and support each other. They know thatatleastwithin these groups they exist, are wanted and are viewed upon as equals. Here they are not just some unwanted abstract minority. I sympathize with the staff of the Ranger, who find themselves caught between a rock and a hard place. However, their policy regarding publishing articles without the writers' names should be viewed with skepticism. The Ranqer should have used finesse in printing the article which mercilessly defames Dr. King. Let's talk about the here and now. Dr. King is not here to defend himself, therefore let the dead rest in peace. "Nameless person", you couldn't even possibly begin to understand the strides Dr. King made for not only African Americans but the whole of humanity. He died fighting to free people from the shackles of bondage from a race who thinks they should be "Master". You have no right to spit on his grave, or to slander his name. "Nameless professor", you by far are the biggest fool of all. You hide your hatred behind your education. Knowledge hasn't set your mind free, it has only made you a covert bigot You hate women and blacks. So, whom do you like, crocodiles and hyenas? You do keep such good company. If a person wants to spend their money on hair jell and boom boxes and Air Jordan's, is that such a sin. You would deny people who have been nailed to the lowest rungs of the economic ladder forcenturies, such trivial luxuries. Take that hate log out of your eye. Cocaine and alcohol are evils introduced by the white man, to keep African Americans and other oppressed people in a downtrodden state. As for how long are you going to be held responsible? As long as there is injustice, which may be forever, because you are sowing the same seeds of hatred in the hearts and minds of the next generation, which your parents sowed in yours. You see, its a vicious cycle. You can choose to stop it, or to perpetuate it All my life, I've been told to do things the way the "Master" wants to. Everyday is white history month. Whether we like it or not, its shoved down our throats. So, it was a welcomed relief when some sensibleperson came up with Black History Month to celebrate the contributions of African Americans to the development of this country. Americans tend to go to far and exotic places to experience a different sort of culture. Well! We don't have to do that here at Parkside. Wearedi verse aren't we? I think only physically. There is no depth in our diversity. You see last year, when we had "An evening In India", no one from the administration came to learn about our culture. Are we just an abstract, cumbersome minority that gets in everyone's way or weren't we important enough? Last semester I wrote an article in the Ranger entitled "Open your Dosed Mind." The closed mind hasn't opened one iota. In fact the situation has gotten far worse. Until the administration of this campus, opens their minds and acknowledges that a deep racist problem exists on campus, I am afraid all we can do is abuse the Ranger by using it to express hate black and hate white sentiments. We don't need an outsider like Johnny Winston to come and tell us the whole system is geared towards the majority population at the expense of the minority. Neither do we need angry parents to complain to the Chancellor before insignificant steps are taken to squelch the problems at hand. I urge everyone on campus to "take the hate log outof their eyes," before it turns into a raging fire and consumes us all. Educate and expose yourself to the history and culture of Americans who are not white. Victoria Sohan Bennett American Asian To the Editor: It is with great disgust and frustration that I sit down to write this letter. I have midterms this week and I really should be study Continued on Page 7 Friends of the UW-Parkside Library to Hold Book Sale The Friends of the UW-Parkside Library will hold a book sale March 22-23 and 25-26. Thousands of books covering a variety of subjects will be available for purchase outside the main entrance to the Library/Learning Center on the following days: March 22-23 (9am-4pm) and March 25-26 (9am-7:30pm). Most books will be priced between $.50 and $1.50. Select books will be offered in a silent auction or at special prices. Funds raised from the sale will be used by the Friends to support the Library's programs and resources. March 14,1991 Letters to the editor Ranger, Page 7 Continued from page 6 ing. But sometimes civil responsibility must take precedent over personal goal attainment. I would 1 ike to resp ond to the three gentlemen who responded to an article written by Chris Daniel Thank you Chris for "smoking them out"; don' t stop, there are a lot more in that room. The three gentlemen did not sign their names so I will not be able to respond to them by name. So for the purposes of this article I will refer to them as Mr. K, K, and K; I will respond to them in the order that they were printed in the Ranger. Mr. K, in reading your article, "Sick and tired", I was convinced beyond a shadow of a doubt that you are "sick", but I could not ascertain what it is that has you so tired. If it is us (black people) who have been working so diligently to keep the "ugly head of racism reared", answer me this -being the intelligent and perceptive person that you are - if you were riding in your brand new car, and your passenger kept trying to draw your attention to the rattle under your hood that, of course, you do not hear, and this happens time after time, would you pull into a service station to speak to the mechanic of these "preposterous accusations of your passenger?" I don't think so. And if it were eighty degrees outside, sun shining and a clear day, and people were passing you on your daily walk (you must keep your body as healthy as your mind) complaining about the rain that was pouring down, would you run for shelter or would you continue your walk? You Mr. K would continue your walk. Racism is not a figment of our (black people) imagination, or an illusion of our creation, and of that I'm sure you are aware. We did not imagine 13, policemen in Los Angeles, California stopping a black man for speeding and then brutally beating him. We did not contrive "60 Minutes" expose that found employment agencies coding applications, at the request of major employers, so that they would be able to later distinguish the ethnic origin of the applicants. This was not so that they might act affirmatively, it was so they could immediately disregard those applications of African- Americans irrespective of qualification. No Mr. K, iits not the black people who keep racism alive. When you are engaged again in the discussion of slavery, whether it be your current attempts to resurrect the institution or casual discussion of the "good ole days", please be aware that it was not tribal leaders who sold their tribesmen into slavery. Tribal leaders were "persuaded" to capture members of rivaling tribes. However, they had no conception of the type of institution thatEuropean slavery was. Africans were accustomed to a very different kind of slavery, definitely not one based soley on race. They did this (sold their countrymen) only to be betrayed and later captured themselves. The number of Africans taken by European force far exceeds that of those captured by tribesmen. Let me also inform you of why we honor Dr. King. You stated, "He cheated on the very research that gave him his title." If we honored people just for completing a dissertation you yourself could have a holiday. Wouldn't that be nice? In fact if challenged I could not tell you what his dissertation research was concerned with. But what I can tell you is that when riding a bus I don't have to give up my se at to YOU! Nor do I have to use separate washrooms (although I could see the benefit of this one), eat in separate restuarants, sleep in separate hotels, or be denied access to other "pursuits of happiness." You see Mr. K, it's the man, the movement, the civil achievement, the self sacrifci es (he gave his lif)e, and the monumental change he fought for and produced that we honor. His dissertation did not lead one march, write one speech, nor was it ever imprisoned. We honor his life not his title. I have spent too much time with the first Mr. K, I must move on to the second. Youaskedof Chris..."does it remind you of a kid who loses and gets mad and takes his toys and goes home.,.". This game is a fixed one. The kid lost because the rules constantly change, because he got his toys long after thoe ther kids got theirs, and because the score means absolutely nothing. I don't think that you are ignorant because you were bom a white male. I don't know why you are ignorant, but you are. Fear not, ignorance is simply being unaware, so it's not terminal, allow me to help. Both my parents also worked to raise a family. We were not "given" anything. My parent's sent four children through college without help from any of your "hard earned tax dollars." It was not until my mother died and my father was a victim of the Chrysler plant closing that I was eligible for any of your hard earned tax dollars. It wasn't easy but I must have really wanted to piss you off! You spoke of "Raiders" jackets, Air Jordan's etc.. Mr. K, of course it would be ignorant to buy those things if you didn'thavefood, clothing or adequate housing. We could parallel it to buying alcohol and drugs, losing your $150,000 house, your Mercedez Benz, your corporate job, and your family all for the sake of a habit. I must apologize for letting these problems escape from the "ghetto". Upon my second look I found that there were only two names withheld. Forgive me. I'll have to let Andrew Weber be the third Mr. K. You asked when is white history month. It is September thru June, K-12, in any school in this country. It is really a shame that we have this type of exchange through the school newspaper. If an institution of higher learning does not foster the type of atmosphere that will allow for "healthy cultural exchange", then where will we find it I am willing to participate. Are you? It's long overdue. Lorissa K. Jackson Education to Stop Racism Racism is a serious problem Ron's Place Open Mon-Sun 11 am 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657- 5907 ,: Famous For 5x5's (1/2 lb Hamburger & Fries for S3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryout Open Sun-Thurs 1 lam-Midnight Fri-Sai 1 lam -2am 657-4455 (carrout and delivery only) We Now Deliver Broasted Chicken and our complete menu VISA 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 on college campuses. Being an African American student at the University of Wisconsin Parkside, I have encountered a few unforgettable moments involving racism. For example, I remember walking into a classroom one day to find I was the only non-white student in the class. This wasn't a problem for me, but it was a problem for my white peers around me; one student even commented by saying, "There goes thec urve". How could I, being only one non-white student in the class, possibly mess up a curve? Give me a break! Right away this student showed me his ignorance and narrow mindedness by prejudging me. This student judged me by the color of my skin before he gave himself a chance to get to know me. This happens often, where students of color are judged by the color of their skin and not by the content of their character. Even some white falculty and , staff are guilty of racism. For example, some professors feel that since you are as tudent of color you are going to sit in the back of the cla,sroom, be a trouble maker, or just not come to class at all. Then when a student of color proves these theories to be untrue and try to participate in class by raisi ng his or her hand, the black hand is still over looked for the white one. The only solution to stop this ignorance and stupidity of racism is to educate ourselves of one another. On most campuses the need for education to stop racism has not yet been emphasized enough; not even here at the University of Wisconsin Parkside, where it is suppose to be a campus designed for diversity. All campuses need to start emphasizing and reemphasizing how greatly we need to be educated on one anothers backgrounds and cultures. Once we become educated we will have a much more clearer understanding of why we are who we ar, ebecome much more sensitive to one anothers feelings, become culturally enhanced, and will know that we can act natural around eachother. For example, I am also a student who lives on campus, one of my roommates who happen to be white had these silly myths that all black people were dirty, didn't like baths, and this is why our hair stayed so greasy. Before I became offended, I took the opportunity to explain to her the difference of the texture of her hair;a nd mine. I also explained to her the need for the hair grease in my hair. Now, she understands and she sees thatl bath daily just like she does, but I just don't wash my hair as often because there is no need to do s. Soee how educating eachother can be much more pleasant? In the past other solutions have been proposed. As far I can see, most still along the lines of education. For example, required culture classes, ethinic classes, and sensitivity workshops. Another solution is toeducateourchildrenatayoung age. Teaching them to love, respect, share, and care for all people. No matter what color yourself or others maybe. Still the only way to put a lid on racism is education. Remember, education is the key! In last weeks Ranger myself and other colleagues felt that the need for education is appropriate. Continued on page 8 (PWIi^j ON SIXTH 5118 6th Avenue frLUUpy 652-3545 Kenosha, Wi Across from the Holiday Inn LIL MEL & THE TKO BAND Sat. March 16th "THE ROB RASCH PROJECT" Sat. March 23rd "Try Our Long Island Ice Tea" COLLEGE NIGHT 9:00-Close Every Thursday Domestic Beer & Rail Drinks $1.00 HAPPY HOUR Monday-Friday 4:30-7:00 2 for 1 Specials Ranger t Page.8 Opinion Letters to the editor Continued from page 7 There were so many questions. One person who decided to withhold their name asked the question why honor Dr. King. He or she need to be educated and so do I, because I often find myself asking a similiar question why honor Abraham Lincoln, Thomas Jefferson, and George Washington, these men who were all proponents of slavery. This person also feesl it is the Black himself who is responsible for racist attitudes. Again he or she needs to be educated. He or she is sadly mistaken. Black people have nothinq to be racist about, every time the Black man trys to progress and reach his highest, the "white man" knocks him down. And you have the audacity to say we're responsible for racist attitudes. My proposal is definitely education. I will try and educate myself on the different backgrounds and cultures of other people other than my own. I will continue to try appreciate and understand others feelings, although they maybe against me, this iss omething I will work hard to find out why people think and feel the way they do, so I can understand that individual. Treat a person the way you would like to be treated- Like most difficult problems, racism will not be solved or end overnight. So far, people have just been agreeing and pretending that their hearts are in the right place. Its time to wake up and face racism and stop pretending. Thes ooner we begin to fighitt , the quicker it will give in. Name Yelled not withheld, Yolanda Jackson To the editor, First, to thee ditor, sorry if you had to deal with any discrimination (which, of course we all "know" is only white male orinated, especially on this campus) duetomy response to Mr. Daniel'a rhetoric. I hope your courage isn't censured. Yes, Mr. Daniel's, I am back again, I'm the "ignorant" one of many, (your words not mine). I've given your topic some more thought You sound ungrateful for all the help social programs have tried to give the poor and disadvantaged paid for by working taxpayers (Yes I work and have paid taxes forfifteen years. Do you have a job Mr.Daniel's? Dark (Side)man?) If these programs Have kept your people down (Mr." Dark Side) why do your people continue to use and misuse the system? Why not just refuse the low income housing (like the projects in Kenosha behind Pick-and-Save which have been destroyed by whom? the white man?); welfare; food stamps; scholarships for students of color, and any other social programs (designed to help the needy)? I'm sure Congress could spend the money ons omething else that might benefit the people who pay taxes. Why don't you complain about taxes? Oh yeh, I forgot your deserving people don't like to work, therefore pay no taxes. How ignorant of me again. Maybe your "brother", who writes the other non-racist column in this fine paper, could advocate legalization of the drugs he so easily suggests should be sold by the under-privileged youths who drop out of school at an alarming rate (forgive me, I forgot again, that's my fault, too). But I guess then selling drugs would be like a job and "sheet man that wounn't be no good. I coun't blame the hoogie then!" (Yea, I probably mispelled hoogie (your word?), and everyone knows your people have been prevented from learning spelling and the rest of the English language). I hope no one thinks I'm a racist just because the words and actions of Mr. Daniel'ahave helped me reach a scientific conclusion about the rest of his people. That would be very narrow minded on my part. Not all blacks are like you Mr. Daniels. Are the successful blacks my fault, too?O r do theyg et to take credit for their achievements? Is it true that some successful blacks refer to impoverished non-trying blacks the same way Huck Finn did? And I guess it'a o.k. for you to call each other that, but a white man can't (See I told you I ain't so ignorant). Another question. How come a T.V. show like "In Living Color" can stereotype blacks and get away with it? Ia that different? Would a white show be treated the same? Anda re you trying tot ell me all blacks are not racist? Remember how I remarked that the U.S. ia the most exploitative country? Ask the American Indian about equality, justice, liberty and the American way! You might think I am against you Mr. "BY ANY MEANS" Daniel's. I'm trying to tell you something. Do you want to end up extinct or on a reservation? How much do you have to receive for nothin'? Did my ancestors who arrived at Ellis Island have everything given to them on a silver platter? Or did they have to work and make sacrifices to live comfortably? And on my topic of compensation. Who from Africa is going to compensate the innocent people who have contracted A.I.D.S.? Did A.I.D.S. not originate in Africa? I don't hear Hispanics or Mexican's whining who have come here to work and make a beter life for them and their families. They are grateful for a chance to be away from thatGod-forsaken place called Mexico. Instead of accepting welfare (which sociologist's complain keeps down the poor) why doesn't the government just give a years worth of welfare to every black who thinks this country is so bad and let them go back to Africa? That might be cheaper in the long run for all tax payers regardless of race. I hear that's a beautiful place to live. Is it South Africa where most blacks (or African-African's) are killed by their own racjeu st like in the U.S.? Lastly, no I didn't forget the feminist'a who think all men are pigs. I think all of you (refering to the last statement) are whores or just sluts if you aren't supported by a man. Have a happy break! Name Withheld To the Editor: In response to the personal add directed to Kevin Williams and Chris Toliver. We would like to express are thought's on why we cry so much, as you would say. First, we dont cry to the Ranger we give straight up fact's. Just because we dont sugar coat it to make you feel good, so what. We have to look out for number one, and thats the black people at Parkside and the one's in the world. Onece thats completed then will work with the blind and nieve. The brothers and sisters add flavor annd color to you otherwise lily white paper. We also get more responses on our articles. Nobody responses to Donald Andrewski ignorant column, it's always Chris Toliver, Kevin Williams, Chris Daniels, and Latesha Jude. If we didn't write in your paper, who would read it? Let's be straight up blacks have finesse in whatever they put their mind to. Were the best athletes, carpenters, inventors, scientist, and landscapes. Bet it when we say landscapes. If it wasn't for blacks you wouldn't have anyone to pick on. Admitted you love having students of color as you would say. Also our ancestors built this femal dog of a country that is being ran by the white man. Have fun now because when the year 2000 rolls around it's over. I might even be President. Toliver for President Finally I dont see how a white man can undestand the plight or problems of the blackman. "When is White History Month?" Open any history book fool. White history is every month of the year. Also, nobody crys as much as you guys in the sports department of the Ranger. Our team is terrible boo hoo! The weight room needs renovations boo hoo! It's no secret why the men's B-ball team was weak, they only had one black brother. We listend to your crys all year. We didn't say you guys cried, but when we write were cry babies. If you dont like what we write dont read it, BECAUSE YOU CANT KEEP A BLACK MAN DOWN. Oh yeah! rumor has it that the majority letter's to the editor concerning Chris Daniels were wrestlers. So instead of ending their letter with their name they end it name withheld. D COWARDS. P.S. Wrestlers we like to wrestle too but not with men in tights, but with women in lingerie. Your kind and mind, D Hill Billies. Ha Ha Cold Madina. P.P.S. Wrestlers we were informed about your racial slogan pasted on your dormitory door. Chris Toliver Kevin Williams Response As Editor of the Ranger I feel the need to note that some of the articles submitted for the Letters to the Editor section are not in accordance with staff sentiments. Yes, we also find many of the articles distasteful, but we feel the need to offer an outlet to all students, even if we do not agree with their opinions. We ask that you recognize distasteful, hate-oriented opinion for what it really is—ignorance. Craig Simpkins Letter to the Editor policy The Ranger encourages letters to the editor and will print all letters that follow Ranger editorial guidelines. Letters must be signed by the writer or representative of the group submitting the letter and must contain writer's name, social security number, and phone number for verification purposes. Names of writers will be withheld on request. Deadline for letters is 5:00 on Monday before publication. Letters containing offensive, libelous material or misleading information will be given back to the writer to correct. All letters should be typed and doubled spaced and 350 words or less. In case of space restrictions, shorter letters will be given preference over longer letters. The Ranger will not correct spelling or grammar mistakes in letters to the editor unless requested. Opinions expressed on the editorial and opinion pages are not necessarily those of the Ranger staff. This policy is subject to change. .r" — * ••»» £ rr ' -*•» *» * • * 4k*. ** «*** ^ * • 1* ,-.i -if . • . . * UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER S P O R T S SECTION B THURSDAY MARCH 14,1991 SECTION B &OR1SWRAP ' A WRAP-UP ON WHATS INSIDE :Tbpsy;:;Turvy .Totinie^ . ' • / ' . : . . ' .. . . • spring Fling Ranger baseball kicks l|||||x||l|p! Extrt^||a: za .• . 4 41S3||1^^B :;§l|Jillf|||f| lilll Women's hoops squad recieves final grades • . : •: z • V ' . : a : z : AII-Everylhing B askettiall fplafers Diana Wietzel and Brenda Van Cttick make the NAIA District 14 All-Tournament team Shape it Up Hey UW-Parkside students, now is the time to take advantage of the UW-Parkside Phy. Ed. services and trim down for the approaching summer months Aerobics classes will now be- offered Mon- . by Jennifer Myles will be offered Tuesday through Thursday, 5:OQ~6iOQ. Anderson back in goal for Dynamo By LEN ANHOLD Asst Sports Editor Since his graduation from UWParkside last spring, Ail-American goalkeeper Stan Anderson has been very busy with his career in soccer. Anderson has been playing club soccer and working as a Senior Account Executive for the Chicago Power of the NPSL until two weeks ago when he signed a contract with the Dayton Dynamo for the remainder of this season. The Dynamo are a member of the NPSL (Nation al Professional Soccer League) and are currently in third place in the National Division ,31/2 games behind division leading Milwaukee. Anderson, an NAIA Ail- American and 1990 Senior Bowl participant, was signed by the Dynamo in late February after their all-star goalie Carlos Pefla suffered a knee injury. Since being activated, Anderson has not seen any action, but should see some playing time tonight against lowly New York. Anderson and teammate Jim Chomko were invited to the Milwaukee Wave's training camp last summer but when head coach John Dolinski, now the coach at Dayton, was fired, Anderson and Chomko were not invited to return. Dolinski called Anderson two weeks ago when his number one goalie went down and arranged a contract for the rest of the season. Anderson's job at Chicago will be secured while he is playing with Dayton because of acontractual agreement with the Power signed before he left UW-Parkside coach Rick Kilps was very pleased to hear of his former players success. "I was really happy t o see Stan get this opportunity." said Kilps, "He's a great person and I really enjoyed having him here at Parkside. Stan was a team guy, a really hard worker and improved a great deal in his five years here." Stan Anderson-Career 1985-89 (J C S (JA Shut Outs Record 54 48 ISO .89 34 39-12-3 All-District 1989, All-American 1989, NAIA All-American 1989. Senior Bowl W est 1989 I'll take that! Once a UW-Parkside All-American, Stan Anderson now stars in goal for the Dayton Dynamo of the NPSL National Pro Soccer League. Sunny days and Willie Mays As the boys of summer come out to play the Ranger Sports staff members make their picks for Major League Baseball , , Mmkican - ftfatwrtal Tost West %ast West Mi Lemmermarm Toronto Oakland Pittsburgh Cincinnati Ted Mclntyre ten Anbold Mike McKov. en Boston Chicago Chicago Cincinnati Boston Kansas City New York San Diego Milwaukee Chicago. Chicago Los Angeles Season a success for women By TED McINTYRE Asst Sports Editor No the UW-Parkside Women's Basketball team did not make it to the National tournament in Jackson, Tennessee. They did not challenge for the district 14 Championship, in fact they lost in the second round, but dispite the post-season letdown, the Rangers 1990-91 season was a great one, in fact the teams best ever. Posting a 14-12 record, .526 winning percentage, a Women's Basketball record, and earning the second seed in the District 14 tournament, this team played through a very tough NAIA schedule with focus and determination the entire season. Parkside faced a monster of a schedule in achieving its success. Ranger opponents included the University of Minnesota Duluth, which finished in the NAIA top 15. St. Ambrose which finished in the NAIA top five. Michigan Tech earned a spot in the NAIA National tournament. While these games all ended in blow-out losses, Parkside played other outstanding teams with more success. UW-Milwaukee, now an NCAA Division I school, was played right up to the last shot in a 78-77 Ranger loss. Just five days later the Rangers took on perrenial NCAA DII powerhouse St. Joseph and beat them 86-78 in overtime, the highlight of the Parkside season. That win did more than boost the Ranger's confidence as it knocked Sl Joseph out of the post season tourney. Parkside played good defense all season forcing 21 turnovers per contest and making 13 steals per contest The Ranger leadership came from its two seniors, forward Diania Weitzel and guard Brenda VanCuick. The two averaged 17.2 and 14.9 points respectively. Weitzel grabbed six boards and Van Cuick dished out 4.4 assists per contest Following the Ranger's 86-76 loss to UW-Stout in the second round of the District 14 tournament each player was honored by being selected to the All-District 14 team. Center Becky Lulloff averaged 10.1 ppg. along with 7.7 rebounds. Jody Bloyer turned a fine 90-91 campaign dispite being hampered by fib injuries in the final four games. Bloyer scored 82 ppg. and six rebounds. Freshman Ann Schmid came on strong during the mid-season to shore up the point guard spot and scored 8.6 PPg- The bench was the Rangers strength all year. Jenny Neubert, Joy Wallner, CinthiaFreund, Becky Tibbetts and Jenny Raniewicz all praticed and played beyond the expectations of such a young team. For coach Miller, the 1990-91 season was a great success, "I'm proud of the team, it was a great season, many of our close losses could have gone either way." March J#; 1991 Ranger, Pa'siO B 2 Weitzel, Van Cuick named All-District By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor Although the Ranger Women's Basketball team's season ended last week with a 87-77 loss to UWStout in the District 14 Championship, two Rangers will be remembered for their outstanding play during the season and in the Ranger's one post-season game. Senior forward Diana Wietzel andseniorguardBrenda Van Cuick were each selected to the District 14 All-Tournament team. Wietzel averaged 17.2 points per-game during the 1990-91 season and hit 72 percent from the free- throw line through 26 games. Van Cuick, who assumed the role of team leader at the beginning of the season returning from last year with All-American honors, pumped in a solid, 14.2 points and 4.4 assists per contest this season. The rest of the All-District 14 tournament team was comprised of sophomore Julie Maki of District Champion UW-Stout. Sophomore Pam Besch from Cardinal Stritch College, and District Player of the Year Jenny Wittman of Cardinal Stritch. Weitzel is no stranger to fame here at UW-Parkside as she was featured as the IBM Ranger Athlete of the Week twice this past season. Van Cuick who also recieved the award is also a repeat winner having won it last year as a junior. In leading the Rangers to a 14- 12 record, these two seniors were always the backbone of the team as the Rangers lived and died with the duo's success. Wietzel lead Paikside in minutes played averaging 32.6 per game. Di also proved proficient from outside the three-point line shooting .364 percent Van Cuick, known in some circles as B VC, led the Rangers with 81 free-throws and .366 three-point shooting. Allegations, poor bids make tourney a joke By DAVID Columnist This is the time of year basketball fans live for. Once, again March Madness has arrived, and not without the usualc ontroversy which always seems to overshadow the tournament Let's start with The University of Nevada-Las Vegas. UNLV, which is the favorite to win the National Championship April 1, must first survive a loaded West Regional. They may have to face two top ten teams before a semifinal match-up with the Midwest Regional Champion. Maybe there is justice in thwe orld. Remember UNLV isul cky ite ven has thec hance to defend its' National title. UNLV was declared ineligible at the beginning of the year, and if the NCAA had any guts the Rebels would be watching this tournament on television. Now what about the Big East conference which has seven teams in the tournament The Big East waas joke this year. It would have been nice to see Siena or Fordham in the tournament this year. Indiana fans were crying when they did not not receive the top seed in the Midwest Regional. With two defeats this year to Ohio State, who did get the top seed, I do not think Indiana's argument is a strong one. Princeton and De Paul each received much lower seeds then they deserved. Both these teams should have been a No. 5 or 6 seed, but that's life. Now all thep olitics are finally over it's time for the basketblal toS tart The only team from Wisconsin in the tournament UW-Green Bay, will be lucky to win it's first round game. The University of Nevada-Las Vegas will probably win it's second National Championship and next year the tournament will once again be messed-up. Best of the best UW-Parkside Women's Basketball team members Diana Weitzel ,23, and Brenda Van Cuick were named to the NAIA District 14 All-Tournament team last week. The two seniors led the Rangers through the season with 17.2 and 14.9 points respectively. Parkside finished with a 14-12 record. UW-Parkside Women's Basketball 1990-91 Report Card OFFENSE Although the Rangers averaged less points per game than did their opponents, 74.2-74.3, they ran an effective up-tempo style. Parkside shot only .433 from the field while they seemed to have trouble shooting lay-ups in close games. Timely three-point shootinj provided the team with an outside threat as the Rangers hit for .33; nevond the arc. Overall, a slightly better than average effort. c+ DEFENSE While the Rangers were blown out in several games, defense was always The deciding factor in their wins, Bahpressure "DM forced opponents tomakc 2 f ,S tumoversper contest. Themost impressive defensive sU»t was the Rangers t3J steals per game. By taking opponents out of their game plans, Parkside controlled the tempo ana set up its offense. T>' was a definite boost to their grade paint. B+ The return of senior Ail-American guard Brenda Van Cuick and senior forward Diania Weitzel promised big things for Parkside but STARTERS they spent half the season finding a point-guard before freshman Ann Schmid took over. And Jody Bloyer played the finalfour games with rib injuries. Poor clutch free-thro w snooting and costly turnovers 20 pg. tainted an otherwise solid starting effort B BENCH Tube *od tarn? agiua the Ranger behch proved to be the tpms saying grace. When forward Terri Jngatfs went out with a knee injury, foe Rangers found out just how valuable the bench was. Jenny Neubert,3ayWallner, Jenny Raniewicz, and Becky Tifebetts were outstanding support adding ! 2 points and nine rebounds per game. Other intangibles were invaluable. B+ ' COACHING Coach Wendy Miller led her team to a UW-Parkside record 14-12 season in making it to the District 14 Championship. Substituting well all year, Mliler got the most out of her squda. Miller often won with better gamepreperation, outcoaching teams as she scheduled the very best NAIA opponents. The Rangers looked past the Disc 14 tourney and got beat by UW-Stout, the only downfall here. B Big scores, competition fuel IM hoops Thursday, March 7 Joe Brown scored 29 points for the Bomb as they easily defeated Phawk U. 94-71. Saul Sutton added 27 for the Bomb while Pete Aiello scored 27 for Phawk U. Uncle 'Dunn'kel held off a late charge by Prime Time to win 90-75. Shannon Reman and Jim Prey netted 30 points each for Dunnkel while Jim Glinecki led Prime Time with 27. The Funk (911) continued it's scoring onslaught with a 124-56 victory against the Justice Department Joe Martino fired in 45 points and Jermaine Boyd nailed 41 for the Funk. Holmes's Heroes bounced back after two consecutive losses by beating the Charging Armadillos 98-71. The Schmidtmann brothers (Andy and Pete) scored 27 and 24p oints to lead theH eroes. Chad Kawczynski led the Armadillos with 32. The Ramblin' Wreck continued to roll, winning it's third straight game with a 95-61 beating of Run & Gun. Cory Girdaukus netted 30 and Matt Koehler 28 for the Wreck. Tuesday, March 12 Joe Brown had 23 points in the Bomb's 62-55 win over At Your Mercy. Kelly Zalinski had 21 for At Your Mercy. Mark Lauer's 27 points were not enough as Uncle Dunn'del lost 83-80 to Joe Martino, who had 32 points and a spectacular tip-jam, and The Funk. Holmes's Heroes had six scorers in double figures in a 108- 77 win over the War Pigs. Mark Schneider had 30, Dan Emer 26 andJ ason Smerz hitf or 25 as Prime time coasted to a 104 69 win over Run and Gun. Phawk University, led by Ron Bills' 27 points edged the Justice department65-62. Levi Spann had 18 for Justice Department. Len Anhold's 24 points keyed a 71-67 victory over the Charging Armidillos. Chad Kawczynski's 31 were not enough in the loss. March 14. Wl o R Ranker . Pace B.:> NCAA NATIONAL BASKETBALL TOURNAMENT PAIRINGS Lem-Sports Editor East North Carolina SE Arkansas West UNLV MW Ohio State #1 N. Carolina #16 Northeastern • #8 Princeton *t> ViHanova i~ #121?, Vfichigaa |" 04 UCLA #13 Pcnn State r #6 N. CState #11 So Missisrippir #3 Oklahoma St. • #1 4 New Mexico r #7 Purdue #10 Tannic t" #2 Syracuse #15 Richmond #1 Arkansas #16 Georgia State #8 Arizona State #9 Rutgers #5 Wake Forest : #12 Louisiana Tech}" #4 Alabama : #13 Murray State H #6 Pittsburgh ; #11 Georgia h #3 Kansas #14 New Orleans h #7 Florida State #10 So.California h #2 Indiana #15 Coastal CaroluuE #1 UNLV #16 Montana r #8 Georgetown #9 Vanderhiit "j~ #5 Michigan St. ; #12UW-GrcenBa^~ #4 Utah i #13 South Alabama^ #6 New #11 Cnaghtan p #3 Seton Hall #14 Peppcrdinc r #7 Virginia #10 BYU h #2 Ariy.ona #15 St. Francis #1 Ohio State #16Towson St #8 Georgia Tech #9 DePaul #5 Texas #12St Peters #4 St. John's ; #13 N. IlHnios h #6 LSU #11 Connecticut: #3 Nebraska I #14 Xavier #7 Iowa #10E, Tenrt. St. #2 Duke OlSNELouisianap Lcn-Ass. Sports Editor East North Carolina SE Indiana West Michigan State MW LSU The Ranger Sports Staff, UWP faculty and students make their final four picks. Ted-Ass. Sports Editor East North Carolina SE Indiana West UNLV |MW Duke Mike-Sports Writer EAST East UCLA SE Indiana West UNLV MW St. John's Dave D.-Collumnist SOUTHEAST East Princeton SE Indiana IWest UNLV MW Ohio State Final Four 3/30 Semi Finals 4/1 Championship WEST MIDWEST Rod Whittier-Ex MBB East Villanova SE Wake Forest West UNLV MW DePaul Nellie "the Greek" East Seton Hal] SE Syracuse West Indiana MW Nebraska Todd Allen-MBB East Syracuse SE Arkansas West UNLV MW Duke Henry Owens-student East N. Carolina SE Arkansas West UNLV MW Ohio State Peter Martin-Prof. East NC State SE Arkansas West UNLV MW Texas Amos Young-Police East SE West IMW Syracuse Arkansas UNLV Ohio State Matt Koehler-Golfer East Syracuse SE Indiana West UNLV MW Ohio State Jodv Blover-WBB East North Carolina SE Arkansas West UNLV MW Ohio State Coach Jim Koch East North Carolina SE Arkansas West UNLV MW Ohio State Coach Rick Kllps-Soc East Syracuse SE Arkansas West UNLV MW Duke Dr. Dannhel-A.D. East North Carolina SE Indiana West UNLV MW Duke Craig Simpkins East North Carolina SE Arkansas West UNLV MW Georgia Tech Coach Steve Stephens "Tootwr'-CammB Guru East N.C. State East Oklahoma Sl SE Arkansas SE Arkansas West UNLV West UNLV MW Ohio State MW LSU Tim Roberson-MBB East Syracuse SE Arkansas West UNLV MW Ohio State Dan Chiapetta (East Syracuse SE Arkansas West UNLV MW Duke I M R A M U R A L B AS K KT B A LL Eastern Division Team W L PCT. PF PA The Funk (911) 6 1 .857 666 493 At Your Mercy 5 2 .714 401 329 The Ramblin' Wreck 4 3 .571 515 454 War Pigs 3 4 .429 487 537 Run N* Gun 0 7 .000 433 696 Justice Department 0 7 .000 347 468 Western Division Team W L PCT. PF PA Uncle 'Dunnkel 7 1 .875 581 509 The Bomb 6 2 .750 671 537 Holmes's Heroes 6 2 .750 635 562 Prime Time 4 3 .571 545 510 Charging Armadillos 2 6 .250 543 583 Phawk University 1 6 .143 403 549 Court #2 Run & Gun vs. War Pigs Prime Time vs. The Bomb THURSDAY'S SCHEDULE 03/14/91 Time Court #1 6:00 Justice Department vs. Ramblin' Wreck 7:00 At Your Mercy vs. The Funk (911) 8:00 Phawk U. vs. Holmes's Heroes TUESDAY'S SCHEDULE 03/26/91 Time Court #1 Court #2 6:00 The Funk (911) vs. Charging Armadillos War Pigs vs. At Your Mercy 7:00 Run & Gun vs. Holmes's Heroes Justice Dept. vs. Prime Time 8:00 At Your Mercy vs. Uncle Duimkel Ramblin' Wreck vs. Phawk U. THURSDAY'S RESULTS Game Uncle Durmkel 90 Prime Time 75 The Bomb 94 Phawk U. 71 The Funk (911) 124 Justice Dept 56 Holmes's Heroes 98 Chg. Armadillos 71 Ramblin' Wreck 95 Run & Gun 61 Hi Scorers Prey, Redmann-30, Glinecki-27 Brown-29, Sutton ,Aiello-27 Martino45.Boyd-41, Spann-24 Kawczynski-32, Schmidtmann -27 Girdie-30, Koehler-28 Anhold-19 TUESDAY'S RESULTS Game The Bomb 72 At Your Mercy 55 The Funk (911) 83 Uncle Dunnkel 80 Holmes's Heroes 108 War Pigs 77 Prime Time 104 Run & Gun 69 Phawk U. 65 Justice Dept 61 Ramblin' Wreck 71 Charging Armadillos 66 Hi Scorers Brown-23, Zielinski-21Begger-17 Martino-32, Lauer-27 ,Mitchell-20 English-23, Roggeman.Fuhrer-22 Powers-36, Schnieder-30, Emer-26 Jordan-27, Spann-18, Marrone-17 Kawcynski-31 ,Anhold-24,Koehler-16 INTRAMURAL VOLLEYBALL Current Standings Team L Blockbusters 4 0 Stoney's Spikers 2 2 Untouchables II 2 2 PSE 0 4 Schedules/Results Thursday 3/7 Untouchables over Stoney's Spikers Tuesday 3/12 Blockbusters over PSE Thursday 3/14 at 8:00 P.M. Blockbusters vs. Untouchables II Thursday 3/28 at 8:00 P.M. Untouchables vs. PSE INTRAMURAL HOCKEY Current Standings Team W L I Era Puckers 2 0 0 4 Big Shooters 1 0 1 3 Killer Avacados 1 1 0 2 Brain Grenades 1 1 0 2 Hanson Brothers 1 1 0 2 Grapplers 0 1 1 1 Sunday's Results Puckers 7 Killer Avacados 1 Scaring: (Pi«i«i)Thonq»oi>-3 JotauoD-2. Cncdoppo- 2 (KA) Alton Grapplers 4 Big Shooters 4 Searing: (Gnppte»)Tiedt-2, Bezcoe-2 (Big Shorten) Bogu-2, Ditnoff, Hunted! Game called because of exctttb* fighting •s* "%•***- * ,* +**<* **»**:»•* f i* •aSr.«s-A: f v ' M n r i 'Ws V* * *»« mm frf **"W •iV W* *».«»:*** •- HM ..W rict-ss* I v i i n u e r , P a t i o R4 UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER BASEBALL '91 March 14. Il>9! By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor While this isn't the Cactus league in Arizona, or the Grapefruit league in Florida, spring training is alive and well here in Wisconsin. UW-Parkside's 91' baseball team kicked-off their season with a three-game set in Indiana on March's first weekend. The biggest difference between camp in Mesa, Az, and camp up here? Weather. Temperatures of 35 degrees farenheit and below, with rain, met the Rangers in their opener. "It was tough to stay out in weather like that," said coach Red Oberbrunner. "The rain and the coldjust didn't make for good baseball weather." Despite the conditions more suitable for football than baseball, s Ranger hitters responded decently in their first outing outside of the cozy UW-Parkside gym. They scored a touchdown worth of runs in capturing the opener, 7-4, from the Sycamores of Indiana State. "We emphasized getting the jump on them," said coach Oberbrunner. "And we did just that Indiana State had some errors which were not typical of an Indiana State team which helped us out, but we got five or six hits early to help us get up on them." The temperature dropped after that opener to the 20 degree range for their final two games, and the Sycamores seemed to warm up a little bit Sycamore freshman, KC Whitten, a member of theU S Junior Olympic Team, was, knocked around a little by the Rangers, not enough to overcome 14 Sycamore runs as UW-Parkside's pitching staff had some difficulties. The third and final contest saw both teams struggle at the plate, as the Rangers twice wasted lead-off extra-base hits in dropping a 3-0 decision. "In all, we played half-way decent baseball," said a thawing coach Oberbrunner. "We played very good defense, especially for coming right out of a gym. We also had good baserunning.but a couple of times we couldn't get the key hit." The team also struggled with the flu bug, which has struck at least half of the team. The first bad news of the year didn't take long to strike; an injury to co-captain, Dan Langendorf. After going 3-1 last year with, four saves, arm trouble has struck this season's work-horse after struggling in his first outing. It is too early to tell, but Langendorf may sit out the season as a medical red-shirt, a tough blow for a staff weakened by graduation. gags Youth fills the bullpen, as well as the rest of the line-up. A pair of new faces, Paul Phillips and Jason Holt, will likely be called upon for major contributions. Phillips throws from the left side, and has good size. Holt, a right-hander, needs to mature physically yet, this being his first year as a full-time pitcher. IIP fp— ^ [1991 BASEBALL SCHEDULE] Date Opponent Tuns 3/19 Rose Hulman 1:00 3/20* IUPUI-Indianapolis 1:00 3/21* Franklin College 1:00 3/29* III. Inst of Technology 1:00 3/30 North Central College 2:00 4/02* UW-Madison 2:00 4/04* Ul-Chicago Circle 3:00 4/06* M.S.O.E. Noon 4/09 Carthage College 1:00 4/12 Northeastern Illinois 2:30 4/13* North Park College Noon 4/17* Wisconsin Lutheran IKK) 4/18* UW-Milwaukee 1:30 4/20 Marquette University Noon 4/22 Northeastern Illinois 2:30 4/25 North Central College 2:00 4/27 ALUMNI GAME Noon 4/30 Carthage College 1:00 5/01* Lewis College 1:00 5/04* UW-Milwaukee 4:00 HOME games in BOLD *-Doubleheadder Scheduled 1 Bob Hall will finally get a starting nod after playing behind a talented outfield cast for 2 years, i The type of outfielder who will run down a wall to catch a fly ball. Hall brings maturity and the ij potential to add punch to the Ranger line-up in left. In center, Dominic Delrose, last year s : 'rookie of the year' will set up shop for an important year. He hit .426 during the regular season ] last year, and could be the cornerstone of the offense this year. A good year needed to open ' things up for Caccioppo and whoever ends up in the five spot. Don t overlook his good speed and strong arm in the pastures. In right, look for Dave Coughlin, a second-year sophomore, ;;| to get as hot. A solid defensive player, Coughlin's biggest asset could be his power possibilities, at 62", 186 lbs. Also in the outfield, Wade Hollingbeck should make a big impact if he can : recover from an injured back which has limited his early play. He has dynamite speed and a | good arm. With him in the line-up, the Rangers have a good speed threat in the lead-off spot. L_ — mtiatiiiiiii A JUCO transfer from CLC, Greg Green will take over at the pivot. Toutedasacontacthitter(hehit.340atCLC) with a good glove, Green looks to be the Ra nger lead-off hitter early in 1991. Kyle Knothe, a sophomore from Green Bay, finds himself at 1s t after coming in as a catchre. He wont give up his mask for good, but has earned a starting spot there with his hard work and good glove. His size (6'4", 195)giveshim the potential to supply the Rangers with a needed power lift. ! Ken Neese and slx other starters from last year have graduated, giving the line-up an entirely new look. Marc Thompson makes the jump from 2nd to short to replace Ken Neese. He brings a solid glove which proved to be his biggest asset as a freshman starter. He hit .264 last year, but his job this year is defense, defense, and defense. SP. I % l$iS ?# &£$ % # I Team captain and one of the most important parts of the Ranger offense, Mike Caccioppo moves from first base to third the first time in his Ranger career. Coach Red Oberbrunner, citing Caccioppo's good arm and quick hands, opted for the switch after losing the left half of his infield to graduation. The team will need his defense there, but more importantly, they need him at the plate. Last year, he hit .333 during the regular season, but his power numbers were off, hitting for extra bases just 4 times. The Rangers will need that to improve, along with a big year driving in runs. Caccioppo remains confident, "If they get on in front of me, I will drive them in." T— — — At top left, Jeff Fennrick begins his fourth and final year in a Ranger uniform. With it, he also finds himself as one of only two seniors on the Ranger staff. Last year, Fennrick was 3rd on the team in iinnngs, but struggled to a 7.33 ERA. He was able to strike out 21 in 27 innnigs, the Rangers will need more of that from him. A good season could be the key for this team's success. Ross Kalinowski (top right) was a pleasant surprise early in 1990, largely in middle releif. Despite slumping in the latter parts, Kalinowski finished 3rd in ERA, while finishing 5th in innings. In 1991, the Rangers may need him as a starter. Not an overpowering pitcher, Kalinowski is a southpaw who "gets the job done." Jeff Konczal (bottom left) was tops on the team in ERA at 2.84, but was a soldier of misfortune with a 2-4 record. Konczal, who changes speeds better than anyone on the staff, needs to be an anchor on this year's team. Newcomer Kelly Zielinskl is a hardthrowing left-hander who pitched his freshman year at UW-Milwaukee. A good season by him could be a much needed lift for a staff which lost its top two inning producers, 8 of 13 victories, to graduation. After two years 'in the stable', Stan Dcdnch will finally have a full-time job to show what he has learned. Haying behind 4 year starter Gary Fritsch, Dedrich managed a 4304 batting average in 11 games. His defense is to be the real asset though. March 14,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 13 Kummings finishes new book Donald D. Kummings, professor of English, is the author of the newly published book, "Approaches to Teaching Whitman's Leaves of Grass." The book, Kummings' second on Walt Whitman, was released in December by the Modem Language Association of America, New York. The book features a survey of scholarly and pedagogical materials available to teachers and provides a spectrum of critical approaches to teaching Whitman's "Leaves of Grass The work is part of the Modem Language Association of America's popular "Approaches to Teaching World Literature" series. The series includes such volumes on Saavedra Cervantes' "Don Quixote," Johann Goethe's "Faust," Alighieri Dante's "Divine Comedy" and Geoffrey Chaucer's "Canterbury Tales." Kummings' first book on Whitman, "Walt Whitman, 1940- 1975: A Reference Guide," was published in 1982. In addition, Kummings' work on Whitman consists of more than 20 articles and numerous scholarly presentations. For the past eight years, Kummings has served as the book review editor for "The Mickle Street Review", a Whitman journal published semi-annually in Camden, NJ. Kummings holds a bachelor's and master's degree from Purdue University and a doctorate from Indiana University. Donald Kummings By any means necessary by Chris Daniel It's sad to see what hI ave seen these last few weeks: people running wild for tools attempting to justify their own ignorance, people clinging to the views of their peers without any sound reason for belief. Is this what education is all about, relearning what is already learned? Many of the PhD's and others in authority on this campus tell me that I'm hitting the truth right into many ofy our hearts. Yet, like a bad organ transplant, your bodies, minds, and spirits choose to reject this life saving devicetruth. I need not cry ass ome of you say I am doing, because I know without a doubt that I will be a success. However, the truth must be told. How often do many of you, those of all races, go out of your way to introduce or interact with another cultural group without being hand held or pushed? I do this often. If you do not believe it, review my history. It is this progression of body, mind, and spirit that I am advocating. I refuse to respond emotionally to the letters received last week because it only perpetuates ignorance. Nonetheless, I admit that some of the points that were made are valid, even in my mind. However, I cannot condone the ignorance that comes with the lack of cultural interaction, the ignorance that was clearly displayed in most of the responses of last week's Ranger, Are those of you who replied in anger so guilty of this racist/prejudice behavior that you must continue to reach for answers to justify your own ignorance? I have never called all white people ignorant; moreover, it is childish to argue that I write with this intent People of Parkside, you have proven to me, and you have published for the world to see exactly what I have been explaining. Can I, should I, should we allow the proliferation of ignorance when we have the tool of choice to destroy it? I am willing to sit down and discuss my concerns for the progression of people. Are you? My African American brothers and sisters and I have shown that we can survive in a world of turbulence from all sides. Can you? Iam speaking to the woman omr an who cannot If this is you, then it is you to whom I am speaking. You do not have to be a racist to be racist We can be considered racist simply by allowing the continuation of a system that is inherently racist. You can bec onsidered racist by allowing the ignorant racist conversation that you may be confronted with almost daily, be it about yellows, whites, blacks, or browns. Many psychologists or sociologists can tell us that some of the responses that were in last week's Ranger were without a doubtracist in nature. If you cannot see that, it is you to whom I am talking, and it is you who needs to change, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY! Oh, by the way, Mr. Andrewski, you don't know me. You have never known me. A man of my caliber you have never known and probably never will. Moreover, I will leave you with this: A puppy that is tired of playing bites back. Very Special Art Festival to be held on campus Dan Chiapetta News Editor UW-Parkside's Student Activities Office is coordinating the 12th Annual Very Special Arts Festival fortheRacineandKenosha area, which will take place at UWParkside on March 13 from 9:45 am to 1:05 pm. The Very Special Art Festival consists of three art sessions, each lasting 40 minutes, and a lunch. UW-Parkside will have art presenters, volunteers, and group aides who will help the participants in window painting and face painting. The Very Special Arts Festival will have 1300 participants from the Kenosha and Racine area, making it one of the largest in the country. Students with physical disabilities, learning disabilities, and visual and hearing impairment will be participating in this event If you are interested in volunteering or need further information, contact Diane Welsh at 553- 2278. Applications for Wingspread Fellowships now available By Gwen Heller die Wingspread Program by six Feature Editor Eligible UW-Parkside students are encouraged to apply for the Wingspread Fellowship Program for the 1991-92 school year. The program is sponsored by the Johnson Foundation of Racine and the Parkside Center for International Studies. Participants attend local, national, and international conferences heldatthe Wingspread Center in Wind Point These conferences cover a spectrum of topics including foreign policy and international relations, education in Southeastern Wisconsin, and the future of the environment StudentFellowsfrom Parkside are required to present their findings from the conferences to the University through articles, presentations,orasimiliarmedium. During the current school year, Parkside has been represented at students. They are InesaCampbell, Sharon Gill. Barbara Messick, Tiara Mitchell, Nancy Hoefs, and Deanna Ding. The advisor to this group is Professor Lillian Trager of the Anthropology department Interested students should obtain the application information from Molinaro 275. The deadline for application is April 1. Students will need to prepare a letter of interest, a biographical background letter, and a completed application form. In addition the candidate must have a faculty nomination letter and an advisor's copy of the student's transcipt Students are encouraged to ask a professor of their choosing to recommend them for the program and should not wait to be nominated. For more information, contact Lillian Trager at 2543. ATTENTION STUDENTS!!! vancement invites nominations for "Outstanding Advisor" from the student body. Nomination forms are availavle in the CECA office WLLCD182. Drop by today and submit your nomination soon!! Deadline is April 5th. • • Ranger, Page 14 A journey through life by Vernonica Chamlee Guest Commentary INCIDENT: A man with a dark complexion of questionable descent is headed towards the East, via highway, leaving the North, driving a motor vehicle. Before arriving at his destination, his vehicle breaks down and causes him to be stranded halfway between where he started and where he wants ^ to end. Obvioualy this would be much too far for him to travel by foot, he realizes; so he is left stranded on a county road with no means of transportation. An hour passes by, and while waiting hopefully for passersby to rescue him from such a mishap, he sits and ponders upon what he should do. Justatthis samemoment ! he sees a white convertible approaching and notices that it is traveling rather slowly. "Certainly this person will stop and ask me if I need a ride," he thought "It is only obvious that I am not wearing a suit and sitting on ablack car in the middle of no where for no apparent reason." The moving vehicle, while passng the man, slows down, then p icks up speed and drives off up the road. Astonished, the man sits back down dumbfounded at the thought that the gentleman in the car had no t seen him and rudely studied him and drove off, leaving him* there. Two hours later, after other moving vehicles had passed, another vehicle approached even slower than the first. This one was a red convertible. Again the man thought, "Surely this person will see me, have pity on my situation, will pull over and offer assistance." Shockingly, the car drove up to the man who was now standing and stopped; again, it seemed as if the person was studying him. "Finally!", the man on the road exclaimed, so sure this person was the answer. Upon approaching the red vehicle, it too sped off going twice as fast than the first. "Damn!" the man shouted in a frustrated voice. "Won't anyone help me?" Taking the load off once again, he sat back down upon the hood of his vehicle. Thirty minutes later, another v ehicle approached. Yet this one was quite different from the two before it. For some reason Opinion the man could not place the name of this vehicle, and its distinct yellow features some how made the man seem uneasy. This one however was traveling much faster than the other two, and at first it appearred to the man that it was not going to s top at all. At this last thought, the man ran out in to the road in desperation. The heat was unbearably hot, almost 97 degrees. "This person will stop, I'll make him stop," he thought, waving his arms in a frantic motion and screaming for help. Suddenly a cold feeling came over the man, and before he ted time to dash back to the side of the road, a man with a rifle fired a shot The man in the car didn't bother to swerve, yet continued to drive, accelerating up the road. QUESTION: To the BLEMISHED NATIONS of the world, can you desert the man who feeds you and leave him stranded? ANSWER: To our BLACK nations, desert those who have no mercy! But remember this: "ultimatums come once in a lifetime". Activism in the '90's by Beverly Jenkins - United Council - As Minority Affairs Di» lectorofUnrtedCounraLIworfc closely with most student governments in the UW System. A problem which f experience daily as that of exclusion of under-represented groups. These groups include people of color, gays, lesbians* disabled and women students, to whom I am gearing this mes--, sage. Although we like it or not* as under-represented groups, it is our responsibility to claim for ourselves the rights to which we are entitled both on our; respeehvecampuses andaeross - the system, Ifwe think that the UW System will even comply with the Design for Diversity, we are sadly mistaken. Student activism has been at the com of our achieving the few services which we have today, . Qiupredeeessorsshuggledlong and hardto getns where we ate > to continue the struggle for studies programs, ehildcare, accessibility • to services, ami recognition. If we don't fight for ourselves, then who who will fight for Us? The answer is obvious. No one! ffyou if you ar e in doubt, takea look at the system's efforts to recruit indents of color. >?.- b -.Uy for Student Services, programmmg, hiring,etc, should not be ours. This isa giv erb Whatwc need now is to reclaim the power to make a change which we have as students. We'must carry on the tradition of student activism to make conditions ix-'Ucr for those who follow us. Meetings had positive impact on attendees and future policy By Dr. James Kinchen Special to the Ranger Toward the end of February, we held a series of TOWN MEETINGS ON THE CAMPUS RACIAL CLIMATE; a first, I think, for our campus. These TOWN MEETINGS afforded students (and some faculty and staff members) the opportunity to come together and discuss racism and how it affects us here at Parkside. Six meetings were scheduled for February 19 and 20: two at mid-day, two in the late afternoon and two at night One of the late afternoon meetings did not materialize, but committe e members waited about 40 minutes for the second late afternoon meeting to begin. While waiting for participants to arrive, they themselves had a very lively discussion about campus racism, and concluded, about twenty-til-five, that a successful meeting had taken pl ace after all, even though no "outsiders" had come. All-in-all, I consider these TOWN MEETINGS to have been successful in several ways. The two noon meetings drew audiences of 10-15 each. One of these meetings was sponsored by the Hispanic Student Organization and was largely attended by Hispanic students. The other was sponsored by the campus Spanish language and culture club, Onda Latina, and drew a mostly white audience! The two evening meetings were held in the r esidence halls, and each proved to be animated and intense. On one evening, more than a dozen African-American students (and a single white student) met for discussion. The following evening, a more mixed group, which included two RA's, gathered in the same room. 1 thought that each meeting was positive and constructive. There was something to be learned from listening to the participants at each gathering. As I reflect on these TOWN MEETINGS, I am struck by several things: 1) People cared. No matter how they felt — angry, resistant, curious, philosophic, or whatever — they cared because they came and talked (or came and listened). The fact that these first meetings did not draw huge numbers does not diminish this impression. 2) Each meeting was different — in tone, content, participants, etc. The day meetings took a more scholarly tone while the night sessions were much more emotional and visceral There was no "typical" meeting! 3) People defined racism differently. Perhaps how people define racism depends a lot on how they are affected by it and whether they feel empowered or victimized. In one meeting, a young man said that racism was any kind of discrimination based on race, religion, gender, sexual preference, and the like. A white student felt that while prejudice was wide-ranging, racism occurred only when someone was actually hurt. An African-American woman in that same meeting responded that even the subtle forms of racism which may seem inconsequential (a white store salesperson paying special attention to and following a black customer around the sales floor to be sure that he/she does not shoplift, for example) are nonetheless, racism. After some spirited but earnest discussion, the white gentleman agreed that he opposed the kinds of discriminatory and dehumanizing behaviors described by the African-American woman, regardlessof whathemightchoose to call them. The fact that they might not fit within his definition of "racism" did not make them any more right or acceptable! 4) Not only do "minority" students readily question non-minority persons, policies, practices and perceptions which they see as racist, these students, with the same vigor and strength of feeling, insist that "minority" faculty and staff be accountable for our actions toward them. While I was not surprised, this was for me, personally, a sobering reminder. 5) These opportunities to talk were significant Communication is, after all, essential in human relations. Many times we do not know how each other feels because we do not communicate. As I became more aware of just how special these TOWN MEETINGS were, not just as assessment tools, which was their original intent, but as vehicles for communication. It seemed logical tom e that we should have more of them. And in one meeting, a participant said as much. Others present agreed. We ought to talk more about this subject which affects all of usin some way or another. So, there will be more TOWN MEETINGS. Wednesday, April 3,9 pm, Residence Halls Wednesday, April 10, 12 pm, Molinaro 105 Wednesday, April 17, 9 pm, Residence Halls Thursday, April 25, 12:30, Molinaro 105 Other details as well as changes, should they occur, will be forthcoming. So, where do we go from here? Having just so lavishly lauded the efficacy of talk, let me sound this note of caution: TALK ALONE IS NOT ENOUGH. Talk is not a panacea. Disaffected persons view meaningful discussion not only as an emotional vent, but as an indication that other s are genuinely concerned and want to improve things, and as a manifestation of their own empowerment. They do not, as a rule, desire to talk for the sake of talking. Disaffection deepens, frustration increases and cynicism takes hold when it becomes apparent that talk leads nowhere. Yes, communication does have inherent value. But talk must be coupled with action. Talk must lead to change. These first TOWN MEETINGS were bright signs, for they demonstrated that people can come together and talk and listen and reason; and they showed that atmosphere (and possibly attitudes, too!) can be changed for the better when people talk with a real sense of hope and positive expectancy. So, if the "findings" of these meetings can be succinctly summed up, I would say that our campus climate is NOT nearly what it should be, but a lot of people believe that it CAN get better. March 14.1991 Feature Ranger, Page 15 HO APNOKmO Support Groups Mo- Co-DependentsArionynious -Mondays 12-1PM New Directions Eating Concerns - Wednesdays j§i§i 11 Narcotics Anonymotis - Wednesdays l2-1PM ' ! ' " ' V . , . : • . . . . . . • . ' . Gay Mens Support Group - Call Nancy Gentry: at Ex i - Cah \ on at Ext; 2170, ' - Professor Manogaran featured in newsletter Emily Heller Feature Writer University of Wisconsin Parkside professor Chelvadurai Manogaran has recently been featured in a UW system newsletter on minority issues. The article spoke of Manogaran *s past education, his future goals and recognized him for his exceptional work. Dr. Manogaran was born in Lumpur, Malaysia, but moved to Sri Lanka during the Japanese occupation with his family. He received his degree in Geography from the University of Ceylon. Manogaran taughtat Jaffna College in Sri Lanka for six years before attending Clark University in Massachusetts. In 1968hereceived his master's degree from Clark, the oldest graduate school of geography in the United States. Manogaran later went on to receive his doctoral degree from Southern Illinois University in 1972. Dr. Manogaran *s goals for the future include establishing a strong international student service program at Parkside and continuing to contribute to Sri Lanka. Professor Manogaran was recognized by the students at Parkside as an outstanding professor in 1974. He has also received recognition for his book, Ethnic Conflict and Reconciliation in Sri Lanka when it was selected as an "Outstanding Academic Book Selection" by CHOICE, an American Libraiy Association publication. Dr. Manogaran feels that success is receiving recognition of a Chelvadurai Manogaran job well done. "I try to do my job to the best of my ability. The acknowledgment of things done well is rewarding." Aerobic exercise... for the fun of it by Lorraine Meyer Student Health Services Exercise can be pursued on many levels depending upon individual interests and abilities. Exercise can actually be classified into three different categories: exercises that improve flexibility, exercises for strength/toning, and cardiovascular aerobic exercises. Each of these types of exercise is important for a well-balanced exercise program, but aerobic exercises are by far the most important Aerobic exercises improve the ability of the heart and other muscles to use oxygen more efficiently. Aerobic exercises provide many benefits. They strengthen your heart and lungs and help lower your risk of heart disease. Aerobic exercise is the moset ffective exercise you can do to lose weight There are benefits for your mental health also because exercise improves your sense of well-being and is a great way to release tension. With all these benefits, why isn't everybody exercising? For many individuals, the hardest part is just getting started. It is not too late to take advantage of the aerobic exercise programs available right here at Parkside and they are free to students and staff. An Aquacize class is being offered on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 5:00-6:00pm in the pool at the Physical Education Building, beginning March 26. Exercising in water provides a good workout because of working against the pressure of the water. It has the added benefit of exercise with little or no impact on your joints. The60minuteroutine includes all three types of exercise, so you not only get an aerobic workout, but also strength and toning and exercises to stretch and improve your flexibility. No swimming skills are needed. Floor routine aerobics are being held in the gym of the Physical Education Building on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays from 5:00-6:00pm. It is not necessary to attend all four, workouts to participate. Both of these aerobicprograms have a moderate intensity level and pace and are fun and energizing. To take advantage of either of these classes, complete a registration form available in Student Health Services, Molinaro D115. As with any form of exercise, if you are over35 or have any type of chronic health problem, you should check with your physician before engaging in vigorous exercise. The Ranger staff wishes you a safe and enjoyable spring break. Remember, the Ranger will not be published next week. langer, Page 16 Opinion March 14,1991 Think before you react to issues you encounter Cloves Cook StafTWriter Let me begin with a few deflations from Webster's 9th New Collegiate Dictionary and the Vebster's Unabridged Dictionary hat should be referred to throughnit this article for clarification of yeaning: 1) Racism: The belief that race is the primary determinant of human traits and capabilities, that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race (i.e. Hitler). 2) Prejudice: Judgement or pinion that is formed before the actsareknown: imreasonablebias; m ir rational attitude of hostility lirected against an individual, ^roup, or their supposed :haracteristics (i.e. predilection). 3) Discrimination: Showing of difference or favoritism in treatment; the act or practice of making differences in treatment on a basis other than individual merit (i.e. nepotism). 4) Ignorant: Lacking knowledge or comprehension of he thing specified; uninstructed, minformed, untaught, unenlightened, or unaware. 5) Blaming the victim: The nutting down, blaming, or derogation of a victim to whom an offense (criminal or totherwise) has been committed. Blaming the victim as being responsible for what has happened to him or her (i.e. accusing a woman of "asking" to be raped because of what she was or was not wearing). These five teams are the gisto f all the remarks made in the letters to the editor and in the "Devil's" column in the 3/7/91 edition of The Ranger. The white readers have on numerous occasions expressed their "sick and tiredness" of hearing complaints and "whining" from "minorities" about racism and prejudice. Me thinks thou doth protest too loudly! If you are not guilty of the accusation, don't get yourself all worked upi n toa frenzy! To you people who are guilty, you can be bloody well sure that us people are sick of lviing with it! If we did not think it was an issue in need of a solution, we would not have been singing this same song for the last400 years. We are tired of our complaints falling on deaf and apathetic ears. We are tiredo f being criticized as being "overly sensitive". If anyone is overly sensitive, it is you who turn off your ears, close your minds and put on your blinders the instant anything remotely race-related comes up. It is this type of attitude that perpetuates the stereotypes and fear that, in turn, perpetuate racism and prejudice. Consider this: If you were wearing the shoe of racism and it was nibbing your heel and hindering your climb out of mediocrity, would you not want to get rid of this shoe? Would you want to be - prevented from removing this shoe? If you were prevented from removing this shoe, would you not voice your discomfort and frustration atnot being allowed thec hance to show what a good climber you are capable of being if your climb is smooth and relatively obstaclefree? Would you not insist on a remedy (removal of the shoe)? And finally, would you want to be labeled as a chronic complainer and whiner because you let your voice be heard? I think not! Any of you who have ever worn a shoe that your foot did not agree with can relate to this analogy. Those of you who have not, I give to you my grandmother's advice: "Keep living." This analogy is bound to manifest itself in one form oranother, but the underlying feelings will be the same: frustration and animosity toward your oppressor. Here's a helpful hint This is especially likely to happen if you have the intestinal fortitude to dare speak out against something as unfair and oppressive as racism and its effects. Keep living. As for all of us blaming all of you, unfortunately, we cannot look at people and tell who is a bigot and who is not We should wait for those traits to manifest in that individual, just as you cannot look at us and tell who is capable of being something beyond the stereotypes and who is not You should wait for us to manifest other qualities, also. I guess, to a certain extent, that old slur "you all look alike to me" is true. I have noticed that none of the remarks addressed the intricate dynamics of racism, namely the effects it has on one's self-esteem and self-confidence. Racism can be directly responsible for its victims' inability to realize their goals . It is very frustrating and disheartening to know you have been denied the opportunity to express your potential and reach your goals because you are "pre-judged" by your skin color and rejected before you even open your mouth to represent yourself. Racism is such an intrinsic part of this country's basic foundation that it is close to impossible to be in America without exposure to it at some point in your life. Personally, I think only an act of God will cure the ills of this world, but until then, we have to continue to try to find feasible solutions to our (all humans') problems. Some believe that racism is a myth created and perpetuated by and for black people to be used as a crutch and a place to lay the blame for our problems. I assure all of you non-believers thatracism is alive and kicking in this country and on this campus. Just because you are not affected by it, or not affected to the same degree as we are, does not mean that it does not exist I agree that not all white people are prejudiced, just as not all black people areprejudiced. The informed, enlightened, realistic people of both races know different. The white people that helped make the Civil Rights' Movement a success know different. People of both races who died for thcea use know different To all the "sick and tireds" out there, remember this, the power structure in this country is set up to facilitate the goals, needs and desires of middle-class, white males. The "Golden Rule" applies to them first This rule is simple: He who has the gold makes the rules. If anyone besides this group of middle-class white males benefits from these rules, then you are considered to have fallen through the cracks (of bureaucracy). Finally, since none of you are willing (or able) to assimilate to get the full impact and experience of what it is like to be black in this country, I suggest that you open your minds, unplug your ears, take off your blinders, and allow yourselves to be enlightened and stop judging that of which you have no concept. THE PARKSIDE UNION SPRING BREAK HOURS FOODSERVICE WLLC Coffeeshoppe Mon.-Fri. Dining Room Union Square Deli-Sub Shoppe Closed Closed Closed Reopens Sun., March 24 7:30am-2pm 4pm-7pm f*EC CENTER UNION SQUARE Closed Closed ALL AREAS OPEN FOR REGULAR HOURS ON MONDAY, MARCH 25 Flower PINNER fyve Av*Y .T^dpiNKS FoB. IAD >£3 O.T. 33l£K|NllMe U-OW?estU N MARCK ZOVri E)QCklr?7iivl. 3700 HEACHEM Rd Racine Iri The Ranger is now accepting applications for the position of Editor-in-Chief for the 1991-92 academic year. Applications may be picked up in the Ranger office located in the coffee shoppe area, room WLLC D139C. Application Deadline April 5, noon. Community Service Announcements BECOME A TUTORTRIEND. Can you encourage an underaChiever?Are you willing VERY SPECIAL ARTS FESTIVAL STAFF WILL ACCEPT VOIJR REGISTRA-:: is a perfect opportunity to begin youf volunteer sei^ce^ex|«nd itto help with decorations.^ . ' T V . : / , ; V • : • / • • • • ' : : V : SoblL BURLINGTON AREA STUDENTS READ THIS. Haveyou ever thought of using your l|p§§ Ifltll; ^ p i;! -3::s|| s;^I#g§ . April 11th on four consecutive Tuesdays and Thursdays from 7-9 pm. at the Hospice Office v; 'V: Vv : t;,' ":TV' A •.. T,.T;;;vTT v, v ITTVT '• V • '• 1 '""TV : : V: :: • ; WOMEN'S RESOURCE CENTERSIN RACINE has provided services to women and children for over 12 years with the help of many dedic ated volunteers. Training is provided to do the following: Answer crisis and info calls, screen and complete intakes to shelter, provide support to residents, and help children explore feeim^^ipund domestic violence. Ask for iirfomtaliQa ia the Career Center. f , 4th Annual "Battle of the Bands" at UW-Parkside on Friday, April 26,1991 1st prize: Paid performance at Summerfest 2nd prize: $200.00 3rd prize: $100.00 For details on how to enter your band, contact the Parkside Union Information Desk at 553-2345 or the Student Activities office at 553- 2278. ***Deadline to enter is Monday April 8th, 1991 at 4pm. Demo tape will be required!*** Ranger, Page 18 Feature March 14,1991 "Don't Get Ripped" for a safe Spring Break by Carrie Hinz Special to the Ranger Spring Break! The week everyone has been waiting for to relax away from the stresses and strains of school. Although you're resting your body and mind, it doesn't mean you can stop thinking! Every 22 minutes in the United States, someone is killed in a drinkwig and driving accident - a driver, a passenger, or an innocent bystander, and about 560,000 people are injured every year in alcoholrelated traffic accidents. If you are between the ages of 18 and 24, you are in the age group with the highest rate of drinking and driving incidents. March 6-13, various UWParkside organizations sponsored "Don't Get Ripped" for a Safe Spring Break campaign which included a nationwide opportunity to win a Chrysler automobile and other prizes from local businesses for pledging not-to drink and drive or ride with an impaired driver during Spring Break. The following questions will help you test just how smart you know how to party: True or False? 1. You can tell when someone's had too much to drink by the way he/she talks and walks. False. Judgment is the first thing to go before speech or motor skills. A person may be driving dangerously before he/she starts to slur or weave. 2. A12 oz. can/bottle of beer contains less alcohol than a 5 oz. glass of wine ora l.oz. shot of hard liquor. False. A12 oz. can of beer = 5 oz. of wine = 1.5 oz. shot of hard liquor. 3. There is no way to sober up quickly. True. Time is the only way to sober up. Coffee, cold showers, and other remedies won't work. To get sober, your body must metabolize the alcohol, which is a slow process. 4. Combining liquor with carbonated mixers will slow the effects of the alcohol. False. Even though a mixer dilutes the alcohol, carbonation speeds its absorption. 5. Individuals of the same body weight will not be affected by alcohol at the same rate. True. Many other factors including gender, metabolism, mood, and amount of food intake play a role. Whatever your plans may be for Spring Break, remember these tips: * You don't have to be "drunk" to be impaired - only one or two drinks can affect driving ability. * Drinking,driving,anddrugsdon't mix. * Volunteer as a designated driver - be sure everyone arrives safely to their destination. * Don't let friends drive impaired - it'saquick way to end a friendship. * If one of your friends drinks to excess, stay with him/her - make A great "no impact" way to exercise No swimming skills neded. Open to students and staff at no charge When: 5-6pm Tuesday, Thursday Starting March 26,1991 Where: Pool P.E. Building Registration forms available in Student Health Servic es, Moln D115 Co-sponsored by Student Health Services and Physical Education rmti ikx?B I Don't put yourself in this position sure they sleep on their side and If at all in doubt, seek medical check their breathing periodically, attention. Have A Safe Spring Break!!! IBM Volunteer of the Week Kafhy Wakefield; is in her last year M OW-Farksid e majoringfn Sociology. Sheleametf directly how fo run a volunteer progfam whensbe wasa Student Community Service Intern last summer. Daring that time, she met with agency directors, ieaming how college students could get Involved in placem ents and attended staff meetings. | Through her internship J Kathy learned about the volunteer positrons at Kenosha Youth Development Service and thus decided to become a crisis line volunteer. - Since August, Kathy has Kathy Wakefield call in who are experiencing personal problems sack as loneliness, distraught parents, and even suicide, Sandor Marianyiis very happy with Kathy's help. " He stated, "She has done an excel lent job hears, Kathy is one o our most dependable volunteers. We could use more people iike her. Kathy not only is a student volunteer, but she is a wife, mother and part time employee for a group home of developmental^ disabled adults, volunteered SOhours.S he worksin It takes a special person to the KXD.S. office once a week givesomucbofhertime to helping assisting a staffperson when people others, and Kathy is that special ________________ person. Daily Specials Kenosha's Newest & Hottest Bar & Restaurant Catering to the College Crowd •March 14,1991 frfovie Review Entertainment Ranger, Page 19 Record Review More than an unusual title by Dawn Maiiand Entertainment Editor XYMOX! With a name like that, I wasn't sure what the tape Twist of Shadows would be like, punk oriented or even something worse. However, imagine my surprise when the first song, "Evelyn" played through my tape deck. The song encompassed a strong bass beat, similar to what I've heard from bands such as Erasure and Depeche Mode, and was actually enjoyable. The lyrics were included on the song jacket, and they expressed a sense of loneliness. Loneliness of the world, love and of all the illusions which take place. 'Tonight" starts out with the words "Everytime I look at you/I wonder what goes on/Behind your happy smile." The remainder of this song describes a man's wish tob e able to understand what a woman's looks mean. From listening to this album, it was hard to categorize XYMOX into a musical type. Was it an amalgam of college-dance? Or Altema-pop? Are they even mainstream Top 40 radio fare? What I discovered, though, was that XYMOX seems to be all of the above, while also walking away with a sound all their own. The band' started on a small independent label back in Amsterdam. Their first album, The Clan of Xymox, reached enormous underground success on the college scene back in 1985. Inspired by their appeal, XYMOX released their second album, entitled Medusa. This album also became a large success with the college markets. From these two albums, XYMOX has expanded their sound into the ethereal dance world,which has now become known as their trademark. Despite major success in the college markets, there was still a problem for the band. "There were people out there who had heard of us," said lead singer and guitarist Ronnie Moorings, "but they weren't able to find the album anywhere." This led XYMOX to seek a major label to increase their physical accessibility. Their third album, released on die new label, has approached 100,000copies sold (besting their rivals by quite a few -albums). XYMOX seems to have become the most quiet success story for Wing Records: Asold-outtour across theUnited Statesand Europe as well as two Top 5 singles on the Dance/Club charts with their first two singles, "Obsession" and "Blind Hearts." A goal left for XYMOX to achieve is to break out of the mold of an alternative, underground band because of their prior success in these areas. "'Imaginations' represents our first mainstream record in that we are trying to expand our range of acceptability into Top 40 as well as the college-dance market," replied Moorings. Well, in my opinion, this band has the ability go reach and surpass their goal. With the continuous bass beat, the synthesized sounds, the excellent drum patterns, the almost sensual lyrics and the fitting vocal sounds emanating from XYMOX, they will almost assuredly exceed their expectations for success. Sleeping With the Enemy Roberts reaches new heights Measles Immunizations UW-Parkside Student Health Center is offering FREE Measles Immunizations. If you were born after 1957 and have only had one measles shot, you need a second immunization to protect you from getting the measles. New recommendations by the Center for Disease Control (CDC) and the American Academy of Pediatrics (AAP) Committee on Infectious Diseases states that MMR (Measles, Mumps & Rubella) vaccine be given twice. Stop into Health Services to get your FREE Measles Immunization Monday through Friday: 9-11:30am 2-4:: # Delicious Food at Reasonable Prices # Grill open for 11:00 am Wednesday thru Friday • Grill open 3:00 pm Saturday thru Tuesday # Grill open until 12:00 midnight every night & munchies are available until 2:00 am. -Call for Carry Outs- She has shared the screen with such stars as Richard Gere, Kevin Bacon, DarylHanna, Shirley Maclaine,and Kiefer Sutherland. Roberts plays Laura, who is married to an abusive husband Martin played by Patrick Bergan. Martin is an intense, totally analretentive obsessive phycho who gets upset at the very sight of disorder. If anything is out of place, Roberts gets beat up for it To escape from him, Roberts has to fake her own death by pretending to drown. She gets away and assumes a new identity, but Patrick is not far behind. Usually, any films based upon brutality toward women are not any fun to watch. At certain points in this film I was saying to myself "why", but in the scenes in which she is away from her husband, Roberts pulls ito ff. She iss o full of charm that she makes the film fun to watch. She plays the vulnerable but independent women well, but you can't help but think thatif there was different subject matter the performance could really take off. Patrick Bergan plays the obsessive husband Martin. His character is grossly overplayed. His character is so unrealistic that when he is on the screen I imagined a hockey mask over his face, which is the trademark of another unrealistic character. Kevin Anderson plays Ben, a dramatics teacher who catches the interest of Roberts. Anderson is a bright spot in the film with his addition of light hearted comedy in a film filled with depressing realities. Anderson may have possibly caught the eye of other filmakers and you may hear of him more in the future. Joseph Ruben directed the film. He has also directed The Stepfather and Dreamscape. Ruben is known for making straight horror films and he obviously had to be careful to not turn this into a horror picture. That would have been disasterous. There are some real chills here, but not overwhelmingly so. Roberts gives a fine performance, as does newcomer Kevin Anderson. The film doesn 't scare you as much as it makes you feel uncomfortable. I give Sleeping With the Enemy 3 stars out of 4. Sunday - Thursday $1.00 - Dr. McGillicuddy - Rumpleminz - JagerMeister Wednesday $1.25 Import Night Thursday Try the new Cactus Juice Slush Qust like a margarita) Only $1.75 Last year, Julia Roberts moved from the ranks of star to bankable mega superstar. Her performance in the box office hit Pretty Woman catapulted her to these great new heights. She has a brother, Eric Roberts, who is in the buisiness, and up until last year, Julia was known as Eric's little sister. Eric is now affectionately referred to as Julia's brother. Sleeping With the Enemy is a new film starring Julia Roberts, Patrick Bergan, and Kevin Anderson. This film is presently playing at the Cinema's 5 theatre in Kenosha and outlying areas. This new film is more or less a box office test for America's newest sweetheart, for Roberts is the only star in this film. She has never carried a whole film on her own. Tuesday $1.00 16 oz. Tappers of Miller and Miller Light by David Wick 302 - 58th Street Kenosha, Wl (414) 652-0505 Ranger, Page 20 Classified March 14,1991j To place classified advertising in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper, stop in the Ranger office located in room D139C in the Wyllie Library/Learning Center, next to the Coffee Shoppe. Deadline for classified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. All classified ads placed by full or part time UW-Parkside students are 250 per week run. All classified ads placed by anyone other than UW-Parkside students are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. If an error occurs, the ad will be run free of charge the following week. No refunds. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger and its employees, staff and members are not responible for the content of advertisng placed by its customers. The UWPatkside Ranger reserves the right to refuse to publish any advertising at its descretion. Please direct all inquiries to the UW-Parkside Ranger Business Manager at (414) 553-2295. CLUB EVENTS ] [ FUND RAISING ] [ PERSONALS Skydive! PARA (skydive club) will sponsor a jump on March 30. $60.00 for first •> time jump ers, $40.00 for repeat jumpers. Sign up at Union info desk. IVCF presents Dick Sisson: the Christian Guru, March 27th at noon in Main Place. Topic: Spiritual Awareness: Is it Worth the Climb? Cinco de Mayo Committee meeting Friday, March 15, 1991 atnoonin Molinaro 115. Everyone welcome! If you are unable to attend and are still interested in serving on the committee, please contact Mary Ellen at x2277. I FOR SALE IBM XT with 640K memory, color monitor (cga), (2) 360K floppies, keyboard (84 keys) 9-pin dot-matrix printer in good working condition. Asking $800.00. | FUND RAISING 1 Fast fundraising program $1000in just one week. Earn up to $1000 for your campus organization. Plus a chance at $5000more! This program works! No investment needed. Call 1-800-932-0528 ext. 50. | HELP WANTED Tremendous summer job! Outstanding boys' sports camp in Wisconsin's beautiful northwoods looking for counselors in tennis, golf, volleyball, swimming, waterskiing, baseball, basketball, archery, riflery and woodworking. Great facilities, food. Salary. Benefits. Call 1-800-236-CAMP. Summer jobs: conference asst, desk receptionist, conference work crew. Call x2320 or stop by the Residence Life Office for more information. | MISCELLANEOUS 1 Have you figured out the connection between food, writing and good grades: The Writing Center, located in the Academic Resource Center, may be your missing link. We're open Monday through Thursday 9:00 am to 7:00 pm and Friday 9:00 am till 12:00 pm. What do you have to lose? I PERSONALS I Hawk's "Where music matters" March 15 Vagrantz March 16 BluSteel March 22 and 23 Belle Gunness 2319 63rd St. Kenosha, WI 652-8988 Exam secret! Raise that GPA now! Report tells how. Guaranteed. $5.00 post paid. Book bazaar; Dept PR; 5310 32nd ave; Kenosha, WI 53144! Loving Christian couple seeking baby to adopt, homestudied, stay at home . mom. Call our adoption lawyer at 273-0322 (may call collect). Adopted little girl seeks newborn to share secure and happy home with loving parents. Medical/legal fees paid. Call adoption attorney 414- 273-0322 collect. Do you know how to use a computer? If the answer is no, sign up at the ARC desk on the D1 level of the library for free Wordperfect workshops. Wednesdays at 12:00 noon. Gwen, happy 21st birthday!! Have a great day and celebrate! Emily. Roommate wanted, student preferred. Own room in 3 bdr. apt. Computer available. $215 month utilities included. Call 654-9101. Kristy, Brenda, Barbi and Cher, great job at WURHA. RHA display #1 in state!! Congrats! Steve. Happy belated birthday Dan! Love, Jess and Stacey. Nick, have a good spring break, I hope I see you! Love ya, Julie. CITY OF KENOSHA Seeks student workers for Summer employment. Apply at: City of Kenosha Personnel Department 625 52nd Street Kenosha, WI 53140 Affirmative Action Employer M/F/H Featuring 6 Wolff Tanning Beds with Face Tanners To Serve You Get That Healthy Look Before Spring Break, Look Good, Feel Good $ 5.00- 1 1/2 Hour Session $ 20.00 - 5 1/2 Hour Sessions $ 35.00 -10 1/2 Hour Sessions $ 65.00 - 20 1/2 Hour Sessions Tanning Is All We Do 2311 Roosevelt Road - Kenosha WI 652-4484 SUMMER POSITIONS NEED EXTRA CASH FOR SCHOOL? TIRED OF THE SAME OLD SUMMER JOB? ARE YOU AT LEAST 18 YEARS OLD? Have we got the opportunity for you!!! Work as a Cup Packer or Material Hamdler in. our clean, modern, air-conditioned plant. Forty hour work week plus overtime opportunities. All three shifts available. 1 ST SHIFT 2ND SHIFT 3RD SHIFT 6 am-2 pm. 2 pm-10 pm. 10 pm-6 am. BENEFITS INCLUDE: Weekly attendance bonus Paid Holidays Apply in person Monday thru Friday between 8 am and 4 pm. or Saturday, May 11 and 18,1991 from 9 am to 1 pm. SOLO CUP COMPANY 1700 Old Deerfield Road Highland Park, III. 60035 An equal opportunity employer Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 22, March 14, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger i, Wisconsin Volume 19, Number 21 Thursday, March 7,1991 Schuh and Yee prepare for PSGA Presidential race by Dan Chiappetta News Editor Ken Schuh, UW-Parkside senior, and George Yee, UWParkside junior, are in the running for Parkside Student Government Association President Bill Horner, PSGA President, is not running for re-election. PSGA is the sole representative and voice of students attending UW-Parkside to thea dministration and faculty in campus governance matters. PSGA represents and ensures student rights and priviliges.oversees the distribution of student fees, and actively works to improve the physical and academic atmosphere of the campus for all students. Schuh and Yee both see the need of a change in overall focus concerning PSGA. "PSGA needs to communicate Ken Schuh with the students that irte presents," said Schuh, "so that real student issues can be addressed and confronted." "I would like to see student government more open than it has been in the past," said Yee. "I would like to open the minds of the student body on what's going on with the student body and the university." Issues such as the Domestic Abuse Law and the change of Math 016toMath 101 arejustacoupleof major issues that either Schuh or Yee will be addressing as President of PSGA. The Domestic Abuse Law states that students who are rooming together, or who have roomed together in the past, can go straight to jail if they are involved in a fight. Math 016 concerns the changing of the program to Math 101, for which students who are know taking the course receive 4 credits toward graduation, though students in the who had Math 016 in the past didn't receive it. The George Yee issue is that the program is basically the same, and past students should receive retroactive credits toward graduation. "It should be counted toward graduation fora ll students whoh ave taken the class in the past," said Yee. "If the University was fair, they would see that. I support any legislative action to change that." Schuh believes that thiss hows the need for more student represention in the decision-making process of the university. "This relates to the issue of shared governance. We need more student representatives involved in university committees," said Schuh. "In many cases, it's guaranteed by UW system guidelines." Concerning the Domestic Abuse Law, Schuh feels, "this needs to be looked at again more carefully. PSGA will do everything we can to reconsider the options of keeping university housing exempt from this law." "This law is pretty foolish," Continued on Page 6 PSGA Vice-presidential candidates to debate campus issues Chris Daniel by Dan Chiappetta News Editor Chris Daniel, a UW-Parkside junior, is seeking re-election as Vice-President of Parkside Student Government Association. Wally Wargolet, a UW-Parkside senior, would like to take thep osition away from Daniel. Wargolet, a Labor and Industrial Relations major, is concerned for UW-Parkside and its overall environment. His main reason for running for Vice-President is the "problem between the students and the administration. I really feel that this is a major problem," said Wargolet. 'Through my experience as Vice-President for the past year, I feel organized, work well in getting my point addressed, and I believe I have served the full student population," said Daniel. "I'm confident I can do the job well." Wargolet would like to strengthen PSGA by gaining respect from the administration, and then to let them be aware that the students are concerned with the decisions they make and with what is happening on campus. "Faculty senate, like the administration, doesn 't listen orr eally care about the students. We must convey a message of student importance, and I will make this an important issue, and try to succeed to give students the respect they deserve," said Wargolet. If r e-elected, Daniel, a Communication major, will continue his full representation of the student body. He would also like to see more student involvement. "I will not tolerate the mistreatment of the student body, as well as the senate. Through organization advancement, I would like to continue to be a source of assertion, motivation and support," said Daniel. "I would like to open the communication lines between the students and the administration." A major issue both candidates will be addressing this upcoming term will be the-Domestic Abuse Law. Daniel believes that this law should be exempt from a learning environment, where students are roomed together with other students, not knowing each other at all. "This is one major issue I am currendy working on and will continue to," said Daniel. "I will continue lobbying this. This law should be exempt from college campuses." Wargolet, on the other hand, believes the principle of the law is beneficial. "This law will make people think twice knowing they can go to jail forstriking a fellow roommate," said Wargolet. "I do feel that in some cases we could handle these problems with our judicial branch on campus." The election will take place in Molinaro Hall on March 13 and 14. On March 11, there will bea debate between the Presidential and Vice- Presidenual candidates at noon in the Union Bazaar. Inside... Editorial........ ..Page 2 PSGA Report........Page 3 Devil's Advocate...Page 3 potlight.. .....Page 5 By any means Page 7 Sports...................Page 9 Entertainment.......Page 16 Movie review ..Page 18 Col. contest ....Page 19 Classifieds. ..Page 20 DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS AS TO WHERE WE SHOULD INVADE NEXT WINTER.? Don't forget to vote on March 13-14. , you CAN make a difference! University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Subscription rate for ono year is $5.00. Please address all correspondence to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper Post Office Box 2000 900 Wood Road Kenosha. Wl 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414)553-2287 Business Office (414)553-2295 News Editor Daniele Chiappetta Entertainment Editor Dawn Mailand Feature Editor Gwencvere Heller Sports Editor Jeff Lemmermann Asst. Sports Editor Theodore Mclntyre Copy Editor Tod McCarthy Layout Editor Scott Singer Asst. Layout Editor Sara Kahl Advisors Stuart Rubner Jan Nowak General Staff: Donald Andrewski, Len Anhold, Chris Deguire, David Doherty, Debra Halverson, Emily Heller, Latesha Jude, Gabe Kluka, Susan Luepkes, Sarah Minasian, Mike McKowen, Jim Newcomb, Mona Shannon, Kimberly Tenerelli, David Wick, Chris Toliver, Chris Daniel. Editor-in-Chief Craig A. Simpkins Business Manager Kenneth J. Schuh Advertising Manager Terri Fortney Classified Ad Manager James Chomko Distribution Manager Ronald Hansen Circulation Manager Elizabeth Spalla Photo Editor Sunni Beeck Photographers Todd Goers KurtGcilfuss Cartoonists Paul Berge Paul R. Grundberg Chris Ingram Glen Kelly From the desk of the Editor views of a select few. Obviously, racism still exists, however, I firmly feel that the practice of racism represents a small percentage of the white population. The reason many people do not like to discuss racism is because it is a difficult problem - not because they are racist. It is a common human reaction tp avoid our problems, to ignore them and pretend they are not there. This is not racism, and it is not false justifications of our faults-it is simple avoidance. Obviously, something needs to be done. Racism is a. nationwide problem that needs to be dealt with by white people as well as black people; however, accusing the entire white race of be- • ing prejudice and ignorant is simply not the way to get things done. It is exacdy this style of large-scale stereotyping that led to racism in the first place. Secondly, regarding Kevin C. Williams' letter to the editor con- Continued on Page 4 Editorial Letters to the Editor To Chris Daniel: I am writing this in reference to two pieces that appeared in the February 28, 1991 edition of the Ranger. First, concerning the article by Chris Daniel about racial discrimination in our society, particularly at U.W. Parkside. I have noticed recently that it seems to be a common assumption that all caucasion American males are by nature prejudiced against African- Americans. I am not sure where or why this misconception has come about, but I do take great offense to it WAKE UP CHRIS! I am white, I am not ignorant, and I am not prejudiced. I believe now, and have always believed in the complete equality of all people, regardless of race, creed, social standing, sex, or any ot her possible discriminatory denominators. Also, I believe I represent the majority of my race when I say this, and am very sick of my entire race being implicated in the despicable acts and From time to time in this column, there is advice given to participate in some pretty important events happening on the UW-Parkside campus. There are two events taking place starting this week and winding up next week. They are the annual PSGA elections for President and Vice- SftlrifikmS president, and Safe Spring Break Week. The PSGA elections are very important because you are deciding March 7, 1991 who will be your spokesperson for the following school year. The Ranger will not pubicaly endorse a candidate because we think they are all qualified and will do a good job. We will let you, the readers, decide who is the best by reading a related story on the front page of this issue and attendindg ebates. Of thec andidates forP resident and Vice-President, three are currently involved in PSGA, one is currently the vice-persident, and one candidaet is not involved with PSGA. It also might be a good diea to get some new people in these positions, because new people bring new ideas plus new people to get involved in PSGA and its activtiies, and thati s what PSGA needs. So go out and vote on March 13 and 14. In the past, there has been a lot of voter apath y, but let's all join together this year and make it matter. Another event to participate in is Safe Spring Break week. This event, which was very successful last year, will be better than ever this year. Many groups have joined together to plan many informative and enjoyable activities. The main emphasis of the activity is to get students to pledge that they will not drink and drive over spring break. They do this by signing a pledge card which makes them eligible to win prizes from local sponsors, and it also makes them eligible for a grand prize of a Chrysler automobile. Activities include showing how a minimal intake of alcohol can affect your body, a contest to guess how many bars are in the Kenosha/Racine area, a visit from the Kenosha County Medical Examiner, breathalyzer testing, a fake IJ ), presentation, and on the last day, they will round off the activities with a beach party in Main Place on Wednesday. There will be many activities to participate ina nd non-alcoholic beverages will be served. The whole week focuses on how you can enjoy yourself without partying to excess. Both of these events are important, and we hope you, the readers, participate in both of them. March 7,1991 The Devil's Advocate Opinion Ranger, Page 3 "The Devil" responds to a fellow columnist by Donald R. Andrewski I don't mind someone expressing their personal opinion. In fact, this is what makes this country as great as it is. However, when someone repeatedly harps upon an issue based upon inaccurate information, it is my job as The Devil's Advocate to point out these inaccuracies. I am encouraged that Chris Daniel took personal initiative to conduct a sociological experiment of sorts. However, his methodology and motives are questionable, and the experiment itself was far from complete. At no time did Mr. Daniel say that he went out of his way to introduce himself and make friends. Why not? Is he too good to sit next to all of those "ignorant white people?" Or was it more convenient to use this as "proof* of "subtle" racism, whatever that is? There may be several reasons why no one sat next to him, none of them racially related. A. Physical stature. Face it, Chris. You're a big guy, and that intimidates a lot of people. B. Maybepeopledon'tknow you. In the last five months I served in almost one hundred banquets, and in every case, seating was a problem. A room could be set for 400people with fifty seats leftover, and people will still walk in and say that there is "nowhere to sit." The real problem is that even though they are in the same club, lodge or organization, people refuse to sit next to someone they don't know. In fact, were I in your class, I would sit next to you BECAUSE I know you. C. Maybe people DO know you! With all of your constant bellyaching, who wants to sit next to a sourpuss with a rotten attitude? You make this issue inordinately hypersensitive, making ite xtremely difficult for the people you label as "whites" to approach "non-whites", so they don't even try. Perhaps you, Mr. Daniel, should climb down off of your sanctimonious high horse and stop this Quixotic attack on "racist" windmills. How dare you? Who the hell do you think you are? Do you seriously believe that you are so important that other people would deliberately avoid you? Do you really believe that you have a monopoly on heartache and problems? YOU should be the one to "wake up" and face reality! What about the plight of women? They've been getting a raw deal since time began. Throughout the Third World, women are still being treated as inferior beings, yet Id on' th ear you crying about them. Personally, I consider sexism to be an infinitely greater worldwide problem than racism because it exponentially affects more people. If sitting alone in clas s was the worst of my problems, I would be ecstatic! How petty can you get? As for the alleged "color" of your skin, do you actually believe that anyone really cares? I, for one, don't give a rat's rosy red rectum what "color" you claim your skin has. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. My friends do not have "color"; they are merely my friends. If you want friends, stop being so superficial and look deep into the person and not at the exterior, or asy ou call it,s kin "color". My advice to you and anyone else who thinks as you do is; 1. Dispose of all of that racist hate literature that's currently poisoning your mind. 2. Please see a counselor about your apparently acute paranoia. 3. Don't worry about your skin "color". Worry more about being a loving, caring human being. You get out of life what you put into it You call yourself a "black man." Pity. I always thought of you as a "man," one far too intelligent to buy into this racist revolutionary crap. I hope that I wasn't wrong about you. 4. Why be a "hyphenated American?" What's wrong with just being an "American"? 5. Focus your energies on equality for women. Sexism transcends ALL racial and cultural lines, directly affects approximately half of the American population, and that affects us all. 6. Take a course in Human Anatomy & Physiology. You'll suddenly realize what the rest of us have known for quite some time; that if you peel the skin off people, they are all the same underneath. 7. Peopledespisea"Gloomy Gus." Stop being a pessimist. By the way, what is the difference between a puppy and a pessimist? A: Eventually, the puppy quits whining. Parkside Student Government Association Appointees and volunteers prepare to deal with elections and issues Announcements and Meetings: Committee on Teaching: 3/8/91, 2:00 pm, Moln D-131. Academic Staff Committee: 3/7/ 91,1:00 pm, Union 207. Biological Science Dept. 3/8/91, 3:00pm, Grq 344A. Ms. Dawn Kritch and Ms. Michelle Lindgren have been appointed to the Judicial Branch and approved by the Student Senate and Chancellor Kaplan. Tatia Jackson and Rika Morishita have volunteered and have been appointed to a Chancellor's Committee on Affirmative Action. Dan Wiesneth has been appointed to the Fall At-Large PUAB seat Election Committee Members - Eric Bovee, Eric Jensen, John Kadolph, Frank Martinelli, Ken Schuh, Rika Morishita, Tony Finch, JodyRobison, Dawn Kritch, Michelle Lindgren. A vote of appreciation for the SUFAC Committee and the difficult work they have had to accomplish - Thad Jensen, George Yee, Latesha Jude, Mario Riccio, Chris Kenth, Suzanne Larson, Jill Jensen, Tobin Lindblom. "SMOKE-OUT" by Senator Erik Jensen "Smoke 'em if ya got 'em," or rather... while you still can. In 1989, the faculty senate passed a resolution proposing an almost total ban of smoking on campus. In October 1990, Chancellor Kaplan set up the Ad Hoc Committee on Campus Smoking Policies, chaired by Philosophy/ Humanities professor Wayne Johnson. This committee studied the policy and alternatives extensively and returned their recommendations to Kaplan. Again, a total ban on smoking was the consensus. The chancellor, earlier this year, requested the studentsenate to work on a resolution stating their official position. On March 1, the PSGA senate passed Resolution 91-07, favoring the Ad Hoc committee's recommendations with a vote of 7- 2-3. Chancellor Kaplan, supplied with these recommendations, will be making the final decision. It will be a difficult decision, one that is virtually no-win with the student body. If the campus goes smokefree, it will infuriate some, but it should be considered a sign of the times. Many campuses have adopted this strict policy, and others will follow. Questions on this controversial subject should be directed to PSGA President Bill Horner or Senator Don Sikora. Senate meeting minutes Called to order at 12:06pm. Roll Call: EJensen, TJensen, J.Jensen, Jude(L), Kadolph, Lindblom, Olson, Bovee, Riccio, Rosier, Sikora, Simpkins(E), Yee, Schuh, Finch Motion: Bovee/Sikora 3/1/91:1 To approve the amended minutes from the previous week. Amend Kadolph's standing from K to L. Passes 13-0-0 Report of the President (Horner): Recommend that all of the senators attend the United Council meeting we are holding here this weekend. Report of the Vice-President (Daniel): Motion Finch/Kadolph 3/1/91:2 To approve the following people to their respective committees. Daniel - Directors, Finch - Shared Governance, Gosey - MAC, Lindblom - Legislative Affairs, Morishita - Women's Affairs, Bovee - Academic Affairs, Presidents - Homer Report of Legislative Affairs (Lindblom):Elections are coming up and encourage students to participate! Report of SUFAC (T.Jensen): Deadline for the budgets has been extended to March 28. There may be a reduction in the salaries of the Academic Staff. Report of Women's Affairs (Lika Morishita): There will be a meeting on Tuesday, March 5, in Moln 116. New Business: Motion Sikora/ EJensen 3/1/91 :3 To approve Eric Bovee as the Chairperson of the Election Committee. Unanimous consent> -> objected. Passes 13-0-1 Motion Riccio/Finch 3/1/91:4 To adjourn the meeting. Passes 13-0-1 Meeting adjourned at 12:21pm. ; Ranger, Page 4 Opinion March 7,1991 Letters to the Editor Continued from page 2 cerning Black History Month. I truly hope this was meant as a joke. If all you have to complain about, Kevin, is the fact that Black History Month is three days shorter than the average month then you have missed the point of the fight for racial equality andh uman rights entirely. Andrew J. Patch Sick and tired In the past couple of weeks it seems that the idea of Racism has again reared it's ugly headC. harges of unfair practices by the campus police and non-acceptance of certain peoples are leveled time and time again. Well, I for one am sick of all this whining about Racism. If anything it is the Black himself who is responsible for these Racist attitudes. Afterall when discussing slavery it is important to remember that it was their leaders who sold them to the Europeans', and that it was indeed rare for the members of a crew to leave the safety of the boat and venture into the interior of Africa. One must only listen to the rhetoric of a McGee, a Farrakan, or as Mr. Daniels' is fond of mentioning Malcom X, to indeed realize where the true Racist attitude stems from. Why , I ask is it that at a institution that is intellectual in nature it is seen as a prerequitsei to honor a man whose achievements run in opposition to the academic credo. By this I refer to"Dr. "King. A man who cheated on his very research that gave him the title. Why honor him? Is there no one better to look up to? I for one do not glorify cheating in any form. But yet this man deserves a holiday at the expense of the Father of our country? I can see the reason for Arizona having the moral strength to refuse to honor these dubious achievements. Let us for a minute consider that bastian of social justice and head of Push Jesse Jackson. All he has done is to use his position for personal gain. I ask where do his children attend school? Why when Nike asked to see the records of his organization was it Racist in nature? To end this letter, why is it a Black male who must investigate these charges of unfair police practices. Could he be part of a plan to find guilt where non exists? Why a Black male and not a Hispanic woman? To respond to Mr. Daniels' informal survey of seating patterns, I musts ay thatonecan sit wherever they choose. As to the charge thata ll whites' have itm ade I just smile and turn away. Afterall one can legislate equality but one must earn acceptance. For reasons that can easily be ascertained Ic hoose not tos ign this letter. Name witheld To the Editor Being a college student brings on an added stress to whatever the level already is by other conditions in our lives, but recently (Feb. 8th to be exact) I was here at school trying very hard to Finish out the Friday of an emotionally exhausting week. I had received one of those middle of the night long distance phone calls informing me of an incident that had occurred with one of my sons; a drive-by shooting had occurred in downtown Santa Ana, CA. I am a non-traditional student. What I am getting to is that by late friday my emotions had run their course and my body was beginning to react to the news. So after my last class, chorale, I was urged by another student to go to the student health office at Molinaro and make sure that I would be O.K. to drive home. I was having some discomfort in my chest area, had labored breathing and I could feel that my blood pressure was up - I could even hear my heart beating. When I went there the receptionist was very polite, and I explained my condition to her. I asked if someone could please take my blood pressure because I had been under some very emotional stress and I could tell that it was above normal. She told me that the nurse was not there but she'd call someone and get me some help, and I filled out the necessary paper work. Again, I am not speaking up against this student in the office...my concerns is for anyone else who may have a similar condition and needs help fast I waited for at least 10 minutes. I am a veryp atient person but even though I felt very weak I couldn't wait any longer. I could have been over to emergency at Tallent Hall by then, or by the Regency Mall Rescue Squad or dead in the more than ten minutes that I waited. I finally got up and said I can't wait any longer," and I went on out to my car and left. My question is, Why isn't there a person working in health services who is able (or allowed) to take someone's blood pressure while waiting for a nurse to show up? Does there have to be a human statistic for logic to set in? I really needed some assistance. If nothing else, it may have calmed me down just knowing that if anything was really bad, it was being taken care of and I was in competent hands. If a receptionist in a health office isn't qualified to take a blood pressure, are we sure we want that person taking phone messages concerning peoples health? Isn't there some kind of reasoning that would cause one to think that one could get care at a health office? I thought so but will not be so naive in the future. I hope that there is either a policyc hange in thato ffice or that a training program is put into action so that someone else won' t ha ve to go through this experience. As forme? Well I'm writing this letter, so I must have made it through the night. Name withheld on request To the Editor I'd like to respond to Mr. Daniel's opinion. I will not divulge my identity because I believe hatred, discrimination, bigotry or retribution does exist on this campus regardless of color (Yes Virginia I'm a "White" person who prefers to be called by my first name or Caucasian) and not just in your case. Your "scientific method of research" needs some fine tuning. Maybe you should apply for a Government grant to further your research on why people won't sit by you. I often will not sit by someone who's body odor is overwhelming or their hairspray or cologne is too loud or if I don't want to be associated with them due to their possible drug use, religious hate group affiliation, political party or what have you. I often don't sit by someone just to see what will happen. You call "white people" "ignorant" Are you trying to blame all your problems, much like the feminists' on the white male? Do you think the threat of "any means" will make your "reality" better for you or your race? Is that a civilized response? Or does itr emind you of the kid who loses and gets mad and takes his toys and goes home. Am I ignorant just because I was bom a white male? Am I ignorant because I worked my ass off in every aspect of school trying to learn or be exposed to as m uch "knowledge and wisdom" I could find? Am I ignorant because my parents both worked to raise a family sometimes working two or three jobs at a time? Maybe I am ignorant to allow congress to allocate so much of my hard earned money to taxes to pay for "give away programs" like welfare, ADC, affirmative action and school supports for "students of color." Would it be ignorant to spend money on "Raiders" clothes, ball caps, boom boxes, hair jell, Air Jordan's, Cadillacs, cocaine and alcohol when you house is run down or you can't afford to go to college or eat properly? Is it ignorant for me to study in school to pass an S.A.T.? You sound as if you expect us "white people" to change to help you, what have you done for me? I wasn't around in the time of slavery, why am I held responsible for something I had no hand in? How far back in history shall we go to wrong injustices? Your race is not the only race ever exploited. You live in America sir, the most exploitative "culture" on earth. Why don't you threaten to fight for Hussein, or the Jews or the Kurds or any other race or people who were done an injustice? Or are you similar to the active feminists' who are hiding behind words like equality, justice, liberty and fairness just for your own personal gain? I think you'll find us "white people" aren't as ignorant aa you think? Read the fable of the Ant and the grasshopper. Name withheld on request Sick and tired of false charges I hope everybody read Chris Daniel's article last week about racism. I also hope everybody realized just how wrong he was. First off Daniel doesn'teven know what racism is. Racism is the belief that one race of people are inherently superior to another. Daniel states that this is very much alive and implies that it is institutionalized on this campus. What a crock! He says it exists but fails to give even one example of racism on thiscampus. I challenge him to find one situation on this campus where one is granted (or not granted) access to something based on the color of their skin. Of course there are none. Minorities are absolutely treated as equals simply because they are. If anything, they have an advantage here in regard to admission requirements and financial aid, both of which I am in support of. I suspect what Daniel means by racism and discrimination is just general prejudice. That does exist, in myself and others. In my case, it is something ingrained in me from growing up in a prejudiced society. I am certainly not proud of it I realize there is no excuse for it I even will apologize for its existence. I think it is clear though, that I do not believe that one race is naturally superior to another, that obviously is bogus. Daniel asks if this nation should allow racist behavior to continue. As long as it doesn't injure anyone, the answer is yes. This is America, you havearightto believe whatever you want to believe, regardless of how stupid it may be. To illustrate that point, I hope is why the Ranger allowed Daniel's article to be put in print. I think many people are willing to ignore articles on racism that they don't agree with because they fear responding will make them appear racist. But not responding it seems only brings more accusations of discrimination. The following is an unedited excerpt from a Letter to the Editor in last week's Ranger, from a Mr. Kevin C. Williams "As a black American, I am enraged at the thought of Black History Month. After all Black History Month is in February, and February is the shortest month of the year. In my opinion, this is an attempt to short black Americans out of a full month of their history." I can hope everyone recognizes the ignorance here. Does Mr. Williams think that white people chose the month for Black History Month? I hope some African-Americans are upset with Mr. Daniel and Mr. Williams for representing them so badly. Oh by the way, when is White History Month? Andrew Weber To the Editor I am writing to you today in regards to the Parkside Student Government Elections (PSGA). I am frustrated and tired of positive (minority) Black role models limiting themselves to minority organizations. Becoming President, Vice- President, or Secretary of Black Student Organization or Minority Actions Council is fine and dandy. But we are the leaders of the future. By the year2000, we will no longer be the "minority." We will be the "majority." So, do not limit yourself to your own organizations. You know we are having problems with racism, with our own Continued on Page 6 March 7,1991 Spotlight Ranger, Page 5 Ranger photo by Sunni Beeck PASA officers: President Barb Messick, Vice-president Gene Desotell (not pictured, Sec.-Treas. Suzanne Larson) Parkside Adult Student Alliance by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor A growing number of students at UW-Parkside fit into what is considered the non-traditional category. Parkside Adult Student Alliance (PASA) strives to serve the needs of those non-traditional students. PASA is a major status student organization operating under SUFAC guidelines. At present, over 58% of all students at UWParkside are at least twenty-three years old, therefore meeting one of the standards of what isc onsidered non-traditional status. Other criteria may be used foer stablishment of non-traditional status. According to Barb Messick, President of PASA, "We consider anybody who's life circumstances make them non-traditional as non-traditional students." "Non-traditional" may also be described by examination of the needs of students fitting the title. A non-traditional student often is one who has children, is involved in a marital situation, or works a fulltime job. "We're' trying to deal with two separate lives," said Messick. Many non-traditional students must also deal with other disadvantages. Age is slowly creeping up, and the urgency of timely graduation can be the result of a feeling that time may be running out A family patiently waiting at home in comfort is only a dream for many adult students; the family may also be under emotional and financial stress while a parent is attending college. Financial disadvantage is a very real factor for many non-traditional students. An enormous need to succeed and quickly enter the workforce often has a great effect on the emotional health of older students or those with family responsibilities; it may be their last chance. PASA has three elected officers. Barb Messick serves as President, Gene Desotell is the Vice- President, and Suzanne Larson performs the duties of Secretary- Treasurer. The organization has a core membership of at least seventy people, and thirty or more students visit its office on any given day. Its office, located in WLLC D-139F, is rather small, but serves a high purpose for those who can benefit trom what it has to offer. The population of non-traditional students at UW-Parkside currently stands at 2818 people. Of that total, a full third have a GPA of at least 3.0. Not only is the PASA organization committed to its constituency,butits constituency is undeniably committed to personal excellence. PASA offers a network of students supplying study assistance, whether one needs tutoring, advice, or simply needs information about a course or instructor. Talk to someone who's already been there; a little bit of extra knowledge can't hurt, and PASA can help provide the information necessary to make the collegiate experience more successful, satisfying, enjoyable. The PASA staff has also added a new computer and printer, and if you suffer from computer anxiety, they can offer you a few pointers to get started. PASA has made many recent advances in its mission of serving the non-traditional student population. They actively participate in and help organize adult student orientation, hold seminars aimed at the adult student, and have several "brown bag lunch" workshops each year examining topics of interest This semester, PASA is sponsoring several stress-relief clinics at a reasonable, refundable charge of five dollars. PASA is also active in changing the university system's focus in respect to non-traditional student concerns. Administration attitudes, professors' policies, and overall educational needs must bec hanged to reflect the growing non-traditional student population. This university is not unusual; adult students account for at least 25% in attendance at virtually every university nationwide and the trend seems to be accelerating. "This is a national issue," said Gene Desotell. Though the university supplies many services, they are generally geared toward the shrinking poulation of traditional students. Counseling could be offered to assist with marital problems, financial crises, and health needs of older students or those with family responsibilities. Housing expansion for traditional students is being planned for the near future, but would the university consider housing for non-traditional students and their families? Campus recreation is usually aimed at thnee eds of students without family obligations, and in time, the format may have to change to fit the wants and needs of an older student population. In the past few years, PASA has been successful in raising the levels of recognition and exposure for non-traditional students and their needs. Admittedly, much remains to yet be accomplished, but an opportunity to become involved and make things happen is available. PASA has recently initiated publication of a newsletter, and though it is presently only published quarterly, should facilitate the goals of PASA and itsm embership. There is another benefit involvement in PASA can provide: not only can you receive he lp when you need it, but it can also provide an opportunity to share what you have learned. Would I be wrong in assuming that assisting someone else with an acedemic or personal problem would lead to a degree of satisfaction? Parkside Adult Student Alliance is located in WLLC D-139F next to the Coffee Shoppe. Its door is open early and generally closes late, plus the coffee pot is usually on. It's a good place to get started and can help guarantee that the non-traditional student finishes. As Barb Messick said, "We're a support group." PASA can provide the support and assistance you need to successfully complete your education. Next Week's Spotlight: The Bursar's Office DA Darkside by Chris Toliver Is it wrong for a person of poverty and low income to become a criminal, or right? For those who don't understand these types of people, it's because you're from an entirely different background. Picture this scenario. You're a very poor person, you reside in the ghetto, and your mother really doesn't care what you do with yourself. Also, you never had a father to help raise you. So you're dreaming about nice things that you '11 like, but to get those nice things you're going to need what you call a hustle. A hustle can range from working at Burger King, drug selling, to being a stickup kid. OK, let's pick the main hustle that's taking place in society today. Since we all know that drugs are ruining our world, let me kind of break it down. Cocaine is probably the most wideyl soldc ontrolled substance today. Now, this drug usually comes from South America either by boat, plane, etc. Who brings this narcotic into America? The brothers from the ghetto don't You tell me how many brothers you know from the ghetto who own private jets and boats: not many. So now we have our President and many other super officials in our so called government. Now, what those dirty, corrupt no good do is bring the dope in the country. Then they distribute to someone beneath themselves and on to the next man. So the dope finally ends up in the ghetto, and ends up in the hands of that kid that dreams of nice things. Really, if you could make $1000-$2000 a day, would you workatBurgerKing? Idon'tthinkso. Now this young brother begins selling to his people in his neighborhood, and believe me, he's beginning to get all those nice things he dreamed about. The law knows what's going on, but they kee^p quiet for awhile. They want the young man to make as much money as he can. The time finally comes to arrest my brother for drug trafficking. So, after this young brother's trial, he takes a vacation where he spends 10-15 years in a 6x6 upstate. This really tops it off, the brother is locked away wher e he'll eventually become institutionalized. And for what? Bringing down his people, or should I say for helping bring down his people. So what do we learn from this situation? When you sell dope, you go to prison. When you sell it to your people, you bring the race down. After you get out of prison, you go right back because you're institutionalized. So what's your place in this set up society controlled by the devil? To fail. "BUSH PUSH ALL THE CAINE, WHILE THE BROTHERS AND SISTERS GO DOWN THE DRAIN." Believe that. P.S. Chris Daniel, way to keep that stuff real. Financial Aid 1991-92 Applications for 1991-92 Student Financial Aid are available from the Financial Aid Office located at 284 Tallent Hall. All students are encouraged to apply by the April 15,1991 PRIORITY DEADLINE for the fall, spring, and summer of 1991-92. TO BE CONSIDERED FOR MAXIMUM FINANCIAL AID YOU MUST APPLY BY THE APRIL 15,1991 DEADLINE. For 1991-92 all students will use a simpler, faster and less expensive application for financial aid called the APPLICATION FOR FEDERAL STUDENT AID. These forms are available in the Financial Aid Office. To be considered for any type of financial aid (grants, work study, or loans) the entire financial aid process must be complete. PSGA Senate Race — r pill Horner T m m Major: Political Science \ «jf jfflgjk Class: Junior f ^ Qualifications: 2 years sena- ijjB ... .... Jpr tor, I year PSGA president ; flBB T WBBk% *v pi : I Tobin Lindbloom lJHilk A Major:Business JMSf Class: Freshman JwlIk Qualifications: Internship with • ftttB the senate, Legislative Affairs1 Committee chair, SUFAC com- fl miucc ; , • . t Bill Horner These students arein the Tobin Lindbloom running for the rdUA senate race March 7,1991 PSGA presidential race Continued from Page 1 said Yee. "The Senate has passed a resolution that states that it doesn't support the Domestic Abuse Law. I supported the resolution." If elected, Schuh would like to begin a new program in which students can either call or fill out a response card concerning student issues for which they will receive a response within 48 hours from PSGA. Yee would like to see more involvement from the Ivory Tower. "A lot of people have never seen Chancellor Sheila Kaplan. She needs to talk to the student body face to face on student issues. I will try to get Kaplan to be more visible." Schuh, a Business Management major, is presently Business Manager and Vice-President of the Ranger. He is also a member of Pi Sigma Epilison, as well as being President Pro-Tempore of PSGA. Schuh did serve as PSGA Vice- President in the past. George Yee, a Political Science major, is presently on the Executive Board of Pi Sigma Epilison. He is secretary of Student Organizations Council and Senator of PSGA. Yee was the past President Teaching awards nominations Nominations for the 1990-91 Teaching Excellence Awards are now being accepted by the Teaching Excellence Awards committee. The awards are presented annually to up to two faculty members who have demonstrated outstanding classroom ability over the last year. Students may nominate one faculty member, citing their rationale for the nomination on the nomination forms, which are available in the PSGA office (WLLC D-137), the Ranger office (WLLC D-139), the Library/ Learning Center, the Union Information Center, the Advising Center, the office of the Secretary of the Faculty, and all school offices. Forms will be accepted until Friday, March 15th. They can be Letters to the Editor Continued from Page 4 congressman, legislators, senators, and most importantly, the Board of Regents. Everyone knows that the Board of Regents cut a lot of minority programs, scholarships, and grants. But yet, not one Minority Club on the Parkside campus did anything about it Only the Student Government in coalition with United Council addressed this vital issue. United Council (UQ is a non-profit organization representing the 23 Wisconsin campuses. Each month, UC meets on a differ ent UW-campus to discuss issues in the legislatures and on campuses. I am sick and tired of minorities not caring about minority program s. Non-minorities say, "That's their problem; let them deal with it." Those racial slurs show a lack of knowledge and caring, but it is even worse when minority organizations don't address the issue. If a racial incident or slur occurs, minority students bring the issue to the administration and to Minority Actions Council (MAC). And what does the MAC do? They think of sensitivity workshops for people who don't understand minorities. of Pi Sigma Epilison. The election will take place in Molinaro Hall on March 13 and 14. A debate will take place between the Presidential and Vice- Presidetial candidates on March 11 at noon in the Union Bazaar. "Vote on March 13 and 14," said Yee. Hopefully, the best candidate will win. Good luck to Ken, Chris, and Wally." "I don't want the race to be a popularity contest I would like it to be a decision made by a large percentage of students based on qualifications and overall ability to serve fellow students," said Schuh. returned to any of the above offices. In addition to student nominations, other recommendations will be solicited from all school deans. All full time faculty members and teaching Academic Staff are eligible for the Teaching Excellence Award, with the exception of those who have received it in the last seven years. I will be running for President of Parkside Student Government Association, and when and if any racial incident occurs, the MAC will not be discussing sensitivity workshops. If non-minorities want to learn more about minorities, tell them to read a book or take a class. It is not our only role in student organizations. This is year 1991, and we will not teach them, but give them the penalty for the specific problem they caused, and then they will wake up and understand that racial problems are not just our issues. Continued on next Page iMarch 7,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 7> By any means necessary by Curt Shircel Special to the Ranger Note from Chris Daniel: From time to time there will be articles written by others regarding issues that I have raised. This week's article is by a new friend and colleague of mine. I feel that it is imperative for the reader to be exposed to perspectives from other people that share, in this case, cultural similarities with the audience that I'm addressing. Everyday we face new challenges. We are encouraged as we grow older to face these challenges head on. There is one challenge, however, which we push aside whenever it confronts us. What I'm referring to is the challenge to maintain an open mind about the vast number of individual and group differences among the people of this world. Many white individuals feel that if we may be faced with learning something that conflicts with what we thought we know to be true, we avoid the situation, and ultimately, the opportunity to learn. Often we accuse the source of new information as a radical trying to stir up the issue of racism when everything seemed just fine before the topic came up. Yet, if these individuals were secure with themselves and their views of racism, they would have no problem talking about the subject with anyone. Unfortunately, it appears that the only way we can get people to talk about the issue and listen to others' opinions, is to force them to do so. All over, there are people trying everything possible to get people to open their eyes and ears and simply learn something new from an individual that provides life experience as an undeniable source of credibility. If so, many people are making such an effort to reach us, so why can't we listen to what they have to say and then ask some questions? Part of the problem is how racism is treated on this campus, and as long as the current attitude persists, we'll continue to have conflicts which will challenge the sincerity of the Parkside administration in trying to deal with racism. Racism is portrayed as a taboo subject on this campus. Manyindi- Letters to the Editor Continued from previous page I am frustrated because minorities don't know what's going on politically at Parkside. It is time for m inority recruitment in PSG A. We need minorities to know about their issues and to do something about them. We need minorities for senators, Vice-President, President, Pro-Tempore, and the Judicial Branch. I am frustrated that minority students limit themselves to joining only the Black Student Organization, Minority Actions Committee, Onda Latina, International Club, or any other minority organizations. If we limit ourselves to these minority organizations, we will be unaware of other issues that affect us. I know it works because I am a Senator of PSG A, member of BSO and MAC, and more. I am Frustrated going to United Council without a MAC delegate from Parkside. Members of PSG A choose someone who is unaware of the problems and programs minority students have on campus. Non-minorities are using our own people as a token. If Caucasians don't have a delegate to go to the legislative affairs committee, they don't just ask anyone on the campus. They don't use their people as tokens, so why do we? When I am President of PSG A, we will not be tokens, and I will not allow us to be used in this way. MAC will have one delegate who will always go to United Council. Furthermore, I am frustrated thatall minorities know that we are having a problem, but only a few are doing something about it When I am president of PSG A, MAC will have their meetings every week, and not once a month. All the times the students spend at the core building in the dorms discussing racism and having the town meetings, they could be discussing it in MAC, and bring it to the PSGA senate meeting so something can be done about it! The MAC delegate will be going to United Council in April. If you are currently having problems with your executive branch of MAC, or if the members are not doing their job, then remove them from office. Nothing can hold us back from becoming aware and involved in issues that affect us. The duty of the members of MAC is to make sure that the meeting is active. When I am President of PSG A, I want both of BSO and MAC to become familiar with Parkside politics. I want you to learn what is going on in the state legislatures. I want you to learn what bills are being brought up regarding minorities and other issues. I want you to know the Administrators, Board of Regents, Congressman, Senators, and President Shaw who is the President of the University System. I want you to know what they are doing to help us or hinder us. The Board of Regents is cutting so many of our minority programs, grants, and aid because minorities are doing nothing about it! Most Caucasians except for UC don't really care if our programs are being deducted. If they did, they would be doing something about it. . . My brothers and sisters of all nationalities, we must unite and come together. All of us have money in our budgets, and I know you do because I'm on SUFAC (Segregated Fees Allocations Committee). Instead of planning all of these dances and sensitivity sessions, let's take a field trip to one of the Board of Regents meetings and testify. Tell them what we think of their deduction in programs, aid, and other aspects that are affecting our future capability to participate in society as a whole. If most of the Caucasians at Parkside cared about your feelings and your attitudes, you wouldn't be encountering racism today at Parkside! It is my duty to run for President for Parkside Student Government Association. If you want something done, you have to do it yourself. So, my brothers and sisters, not only support me, but work with me. Get on the voting ballot as a write-in candidate. I can work alone, but I won't. I want competition between us. If you don't do anything, then no one will do it for you. Do something on campus! Get involved and know how your political system treats you! Only if you get involved, can you make a difference! We m ust work together to keep unity on our campus. We need to become involved as minority students because we are the leader s of the future. Senator of Parkside Student Government Association, Latesha N. Jude viduals feel that if they question the presence or the extent to which racism exists, they'll be labeled a racist This isn't true because it's these questions that need to be answered to expand people's awareness of the problem. I've seen Firsthand how people respond to being confronted with the issue of racism. There tends to be a sense of fear over what may happen if you don't sit down and "hear" what is being said. When it's over there is a sense of relief and a hope that it can be forgotten or buried with the rest of the unpleasant events that have occurred in the past couple of hundred years. It is the responsibility of the administrators of this campus, including Chancellor Kaplan, to see to it that students of Parkside are not able to continue toward graduation without accurate andth orough knowledge of the different cultures affecting our lives daily. If UWParkside does not take steps immediately, they will simply be feeding the Fire that every administrator on this campus knows is burning. When we were young, our elders told us that the longer we put off dealing with a problem, the harder it would be to solve it in the end. It's ironic that an institution of higher learning where complex theories and formulas are continuously hashed out, we can't follow this simple piece of advice. I suggest we tell each other we can, and then do it, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. Spring 1991 Parkside Student Government Association Election Ballot President 1 seat Check one or write in one name • 1. KenSchuh • 2. George Yee • 3. Vice President 1 seat Check one or write in one name • 1. Wally Wargolet • 2. Chris Daniel • 3. Senators 9 seats Check or write in - up to 9 names • 1. Tobin Lindblom • 7. • 2. Bill Horner • 8 • 3. • 9. • 4. • 10. • 5. • 11 • 6 • 12 Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee at large Write in one name • 1. Parkside Union Advisory Board at large Write In one name • 1 All write in canidates must be legible or they will not count. Thank you for voting! * Sample Ballot • Elections will be held Wednesday & Thursday March 13 & 14 from 9:00am t o 8:00pm in Molinaro Hall. Reeves on sabbatical by Emily Heller Feature Writer Professor Thomas Reeves will begin work this summer on an indepth study of the Anglo-Catholic movement, and will continue to work throughout the fall semester. More specifically, Reeves will be studying the history of the Nashotah House, the oldest educational institute in Wisconsin. Located 23 miles west of Milwaukee, its main function as an Episcopal seminary was established in 1842. Reeves will be writing a book to honor the Nashotah House's 150th anniversary. Reeves plans on finishing the Nashotah House book by the winter of 1992. However, he will be taking time out in late May to promote his new book, A Question of Character- John F. Kennedy in Image and Reality. Thomas Reeves To be released in April, the book has already been chosen as a Main Selection of the History Book Club put out by the Free Press. Professor Reeves plans on working at home on his computer, as well as in different research libraries. Reeves hopes to develop a class on American church history to be offered at Parkside. CQUW RRTI/T/ FT/TIVR/ PK/ENT/ THE •/TARRING THE JIMMY DOR/EY ORCHE/TRA- 16-PIECE BIQ BAND CONDUCTED BY HENRY CUESTA TERRY GIBB/- VIBRAHARP VIRTUOSO AND VETERAN BAND LEADER FRAN JEFFRIE/- BEAUTIFUL INTERNATIONAL SINGING SENSATION OF TELEVISION, FILM AND CABARET /TRING OF PEARL/- DYNAMIC VOCAL GROUP RECALLING THE GREAT HITS OF THE GLENN MILLER ERA EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: JOE GRAYOON Tuesday March 12 Comm Arts Theatre 8pm UW-Parkside Students $4 Others $ 12 Ticket info Call 553-2345 Henry Cuesta has replaced Lee Castle as conductor UW-Parkside privileged to host Brooks by Mona Shannon Staff Writer On Feb. 19, Parkside was privileged to host Illinois' Poet Laureate and Pulitzer Prize winning poet Gwendolyn Brooks. The 73-year-old Brooks entertained and informed at a poetry workshop and a reading of her work. "I feel that poetry is life distilled," Brooks told the students that attended her poetry workshop. "I believe that it's only right and sensible that a poet should try to tell his or her own truth... don't sugar it up, don' tforce your poems to be nice or proper or normal or happy or smooth if it does not want to be." Brooks stressed being original in one's writing. She does not believe in imitating great writers like Shakespeare or Emily Dickinson, or even Langston Hughes, whom she admires very much. "Be yourself. Do not imitate other poets. You are as important as they are." She says that it can be difficult to get students to believe that they are individuals with something to say that 5hakespeare didn't have to say. She advises young poets that as they write, they should ask themselves, "Are these really the words that say exactly what I want to say? You don't want to sound like any of those other people who have been called great, but are not you. Keep working on your poem unti 1 it says exactly what you want it to say." Brooks finds inspiration in many places. She says televison is a great source of ideas. She also She decided they were "thumbing their noses at society by playing hooky from school." This led to her poem "We Be Cool." uses her own experiences, and the experiences that other people share with her. She says she is a great notetaker, writing down anything that strikes her or dismays her, and encourages would be writers to keep a journal. Brooks gave a few examples of what led to some of her poems. She passed a poolhall one day and saw some young men inside, and wondered how they felt about themselves. She decided they were "thumbing their noses at society by playing hooky from school." This led to her poem "We Be Cool." It was the kitchenette apartment where she gave birth to her daughter that inspired the poem, "Kitchenette Blues." She described the building as having an always overflowing garbage can in front and one bathroom in the back that was shared with four other families. There was always someone waiting to use the bathroom, and the water was only lukewarm . Brooks brought a vitality and a zest for life to both the workshop and the reading that belied her age. She seemed to gain as much from her audience as she gave. She continues be involved with young people by visiting colleges and schools, and sponsors acontest for Illinois school children each spring. She has also written two books for young people about writing poetry: Very Young Poets for Children, and Young Poet's Primer for high school and college students. Basels Galore Bagels are the "Bill of Fare" on Wednesday, March 13th. Win T-Shirts, coffee mugs and even bagel necklaces throughout the day. Special menus include: Free coffee with any bagel assorted toppings Breakfast: Egg, cheese and ham on a bagel Lunch: Shaved ham on bagel with cheddar cheese sauce Dinner: Chicken salad with pineapple and almonds on a bagel. Brought to you by Parkside Food Service and Lenders Bagels *All prizes awarded at Union Dining Room UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER S P O R T S SECTION B THURSDAY MARCH 7,1991 SECTION B SFGR3SWRAP | A WRAP-UP ON WHATS INSIDE | All American Girls Jenny Gross kid Ann Stokmann earned Ali American honors at the NAIA National Track & Field meet in Kansas; City this weekend. B4 The Grades Are In Jeff Lemmermann re views die men's basketball campaign with a season report card. B2 Milestone Man Athlete of the Week Mark Hemauerfinisbcd anoutstanding seasonin which he set several school records. B4 A L ot of BULL Jim Necombe previews the Bull's playoff picture in his weekly column. B2 March Madness, It's Awesome Baby A recap of last week's Intramural action and the leagues scoring leaders. B4 Jimmy's Back Columnist Dave Doherty tells about the comeback of one of tennis's stars. B2 The Year in Stats This week's scoreboard features final statistics for Wrestling and Men's and Women's Hoops. B3 Making the Grade Tim Whiting and Darin Tiedt were named to the NCAA Ii Ail Academic Wrestling Team for 1990-1991, posting 3.23 and 3.19 GPA's respectively. Wrestlers net six Ail-Americans Next Week; Ranger Baseball Preview;; Wrestling Wrap-Up Hemauer and Whiting grab honors at NCAA's in Fargo By LENANHOLD Asst. Sports Editor Tim Whiting Mark Hemauer and Tim Whiting captured Ail- American honors this weekend as the UW-Parkside Wrestlers placed 18th at the NCAA Division n National Wrestling Tournament in Fargo, North Dakota. Hemauer placed fifth at 167 pounds and Whiting placed sixth at 150 pounds and scored the only points for the Rangers. Nebraska-Omaha took the National Team title with 79.5 points, with Central Oklahoma State taking second with 64 points. Dan Russell of Portland State was named the Outstanding Wrestler of the tournament, winning his fourth straight national title at 167 pounds. Slated as the number two seed, Hemauer faced Paul Coffland of Ashland in the first round and won 3-2. In t he next round, Hemauer was upset the number seven seed Johncll Gainey of Norfolk State 4-3. Mark then won his next two matches before losing to eventual third place finisher Jessie Smith of Nebraska- Omaha 4-3. In the fifth place match, Hemauer again faced Gainey and pinned him in 3:18. Mark's fifth place finish was very respectable, especially considering the fact that he had the flu and was wrestling with a pulled muscle in his neck. "Mark has had an excellent season and I am very proud of what he has accomplished.'' stated coach Koch. "Had he been at 100%I, feel hec ould have placed higher." Whiting captured his first ever Ail-American honors with his 6th place finish. Seeded eighth, Whiting beat Bill Wagner of see NAIA, B4 DuChene leads assault at NAIA's as team takes 13th By LEN ANHOLD Asst. Sports Editor Dennis DuChene While four of their teammates were doing battle in Fargo, North Dakota at the NCAA Division n National Tournament, eight other Rangers were on the mats in Butte, Montana competing at the NAIA National Tournament. Four Rangers captured NAIA Ail-American honors and placed 13th scoring 30.5 points. Northern Montana College won the National Title with 97 points and Southern Colorado took second with 74.5 points. Dennis DuChene was the Rangers* top finisher, placing fourth at 134 pounds and earning his third All-American honor. Dennis technical failed two of his first three opponents before losing a last second decision to eventual champion Marie Villalobos of Southern Colorado. Dennis was ahead 8-6 with :25 left when the referee called 3 penalty points on Dennis to give Villalobos the victory. DuChene then lost to Monte Trusty of Mary University 5-2 in the third place match. Steve Skarda earned his second straight All-American honor, finishing sixth at 150 pounds. Steve, won his first three matches before losing to eventual champion Travis Williams of Western Montana 9-5 in the semi-finals. Skarda then lost his next two matches to finish sixth, which is the same place Skarda took last season. Freshman heavyweight Jim Bezotte capped off an out standing rookie season with a seventh place finish and becoming the see NAIA, B4 Over The Top Senior grapplers Dennis DuChene and Marie Hemauer have eclipsed Ted Price's all-time victory mark on their way to All-American status at UWP: Dennis DuChene* (86-91) 146 Mark Hemauer* (86-91) 145 Ted Price (85-90) 143 Mike Muckerheide (81-85) 142 Dan Winter (79-82) 124 Ted Keyes (83-85) 1 1 3 Bob Gruner (76-80) 110 Mike Vania (82-84) 107 Jack Danner (84-88) 105 Mark Dubey (84-88) 99 Tim Whiting* (87-P) 98 Upset tourney loss ends Ranger hopes By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor Following its best season ever, the UW-Parkside Basketball team took its 14-11 record into the post season District 14 tournament and uncharacteristically succumbed to pressure in an 86-76 loss to UWStout last Wednesday at Cardinal Stritch College. The Rangers young squad had little trouble this season handling big games, but when the biggest game of the season came along, a number of factors caused the team's downfall. First was the officiating. Both the Rangers and the Blue Devils play up-tempo fast break basketball, the officials who called this game came from the pre-Red Auerbach era and allowed for no such game plan, see TOURNAMENT, B2 Rangers go quietly to 23rd loss in wrap-up By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor There is a silver lining to the black cloud over the UW-Parkside men's basketball program. The season has ended. There were no fireworks to signal this end, just the Rangers going quietly to their 23rd defeat of the season, and fourth in a row. This at the hands of Northern Michigan in a 69-42 display of ugliness. They did it with their poorest shooting performance of the year, hitting 15 of 50 shots. While being a great mark in baseball, .300is somewhat of a lower distinction in basketball. How bad did it get? The team shot better from three-point land (8 for 24,33.3%) than it did from the field. Tim Roberson, averaging over 15 points a game see FINALE, B2 March 7 . 1991 Runner. Pane B2 Connors: an unreplaceable soul at the heart of tennis J r By DAVID DOHEKIY JJ Columnist ::|pl players of all time return to the game following reconstructive wrist surgery. Jimmy Connors, the once unbeatable star of tennis, lost in the first round of the Volvo Tennis/Chicago tournament after a five month absence from the tour. Growing-up watching Connors dominate the world of tennis it was hard forme toa ccept thisd efeat Connors isn't supposed to losein the first round of any tennis tournament. Connors wasn't supposed to get old, he was never supposed to get hurt, all his fans wanted him to do was go on the court and play just as he did in the mid-seventies. During a timefrom 1974-1977 Connors held the NO. 1 ranking for 159 consecutive weeks. Now he is ranked 987 th. and at age 38 it looks as if his playing days may be over soon. What is going to happen to the tennis world after Connors leaves the tour? Who is going to capture the hearts of so many Americans the way Connors has? The answer is simple. There will never be anyone to take the place of Connors. A Michael Chang or Andre Agassi can never replace Connors' unmistakable character. There will never be anyone who loved to play the game as much as Connors did. I don't care if Connors never wins another match is is life I will still pay $20 to see him play. Tennis fans are not ready to let Connors leave the game yet. Connors isn't willing to leave the game yet. If we're lucky he will not be ready for a long time. finale Rangers lose fourth straight continued from front page coming in, hit 2 of 11 shots, and finished with four points. Doug Bums and Artie Pepelea were a combined 5 of 20 shooting, including 4 of 13 from beyond the arc. Amazingly, the Rangers still found themselves in the ballgame for much of the first half. In fact, UW-Parkside held a five point lead at 12-7 with 12:55 left in the half. With 5:40 left, the teams were tied at 19-19, neither finding the hoop with any consistency. An 8-2 run for Northern Michigan established a six point lead for the Wildcats going into the half, 27-21. TheRangers managed ad ecent run to open the second half, thanks largely to Tim Cates who was the only Ranger to shoot over 33.3% for the game. He scored seven in a 10-4 run which brought the Rangers within two at 33-31 with 13:14 left But they would score only 11 points the rest of the way, as the Wildcats cruised to a 64-42 win. Cates finished with 17 to lead both teams, as only three players scored in double figures. Grades reflect worst season in Ranger history By JEFFLEMMERMANN Sports Editor The final grades are in on the worst performing team in Ranger history. It definately isn't something to hang on the refrigerator. The team finished they ear with a 4-23 record, tying the school low for fewest wins. That mark was set by the 1971-72 squad, who finished 4-17. The team's winning percentage was ad ismal.1 48, a school low. Along the way, a school record 16-game losing streak. That included a 120-59 thrashing by Kentucky Wesleyan, the largest losing spread in school history. Looking for a brightspot? Tim Roberson was tops in the state in rebounding at 10.7 a game, also putting him at 11th in the nation. He also dumped in 15.1 ppg. UW-Parkside Basketball 1990-91 Report Card-FINAL GRADESOFFENSE STARTERS COACHING A team shooting percentage of 42.5%. 'I he Rangers were to have three-point threat Parkside's markmanship from beyond the arc was just 33.6%. The Ranger system attempted to control the ball and game tempo. Instead, it allowed rival teams to rest on offense, ending in despiration shots with one or more players in their jock. Reggie Miller has trouble shooting with people that close. This is the biggest and only 'D' you'll see involving this year's team The team allowed opponents to hit over half of their shots (50.2%) They only played raan-to-man in desperate situations, partly bcalso that opponents his 43.7% from three-point range; Two saving graces in this class: Tim Roberson and John Evans. Roberson started in all 27 games, averaging 15.1 points and 10.7 rebounds a game, tops in the state. Evans started in 21, playing hurt for the latter part of the year. Still, he averaged 14.9 ppg, 4.2 rpg, and 2.3 assists. He was tops on the team with 66 trifectas, hitting 43.7%. Tim Cates played well at times, but shot just 41.6%. Can't have much bench support with only eight players active on a; roster. The Rangers went so far as to use manager Shaun Dunn m their line-up. Nothing against him, but this is a collegiate program,: not riddled with suspensions or the like. Injuries were apart of the A team's record has to reflect the coach's performance. Taking this stance, maybe the grade should be G. Parkside set a school record for lowest winning percentage in a season (.148), and tied the record for least wins in a season with 4. Coaches made no noticable adjustments to counter opponent tatics. In a loss to Concordia, Parkside swallowed timeouts in key situations. D+ DInc. tournament Young squad promises big things for Rangers in upcoming 91-92 season continued from front page intermission, "at half I told them to Throughout the contest tight calls were made and with four minutes to go in the game, all five of the Ranger starters had four fouls. Another thing that bothered the Rangers was the full-court pressure put on by Stout. Parkside committed a season high 31 turnovers many attributed to the press. But perhaps the Rangers biggest problem was not on the court but in their heads. Coach Wendy Miller explained, "the pressure was nothing we haven't seen, but we were really nervous." Nerves could bee xpected from this team in such a situation. Parkside is a very young team and likewise with little tourney experience. Parkside also had many added pressures weighing on their minds, the Rangers received a bye in the firstround and wereexpected to have a fairly easy game against the Blue Devils. Parkside also had a good chance of advancing in the tourney and going to the NAIA National Tournament in Tennessee. All this pressure led to a 13 point deficit for Parkside at the intermission as the score was 45- 32 in the Blue Devils favor. Miller points they did not take them from us," said Miller. Miller's speech worked almost to perfection as the Rangers cut the lead, and at the 13:02 mark the Rangers took a 55-53 lead. Down the stretch Parkside missed some easy shots blowing four lay-ups in the final three minutes. For Parkside Becky Lulloff played an excellent game scoring 16 points in the second half leading the Ranger comeback effort. Lulloff finished with 18, two time Ranger Athlete of the Week winner Diania Weitzel poured in 26 points and Brenda Van Cuick added 15. Jody Bloyer played a remarkable game in the second half, she scored just six points but was two for two from the line with six rebounds twos teals and twoa ssists. "If anything the game will make us stronger as a team for next year, because we got so close to nationals." said Miller. "It was a great season considering our young team, we had great team spirit. I'm very proud of them I hope they use it as motivation to keep improving. I see bright had to calm her troops down at the things for this team in the future." Charging Bulls making direct path to NBA playo ffs By JIM MWOJVK Columnist The playoffs are just around the corner for the NBA, and it looks like Chicago has secured a spot and has the potential to secure the all important home court advantage. The Bulls have their horns pointed toward victory. This Monday saw the Buls leading their division and their conference by a percentage point or two, and a game in the loss column. It's not a wide margin, but considering the schedule that the Boston Celtics have to play, the Bulls have a good shot at winning home court for the playoffs. In the upcoming games, Chicago will be missing Horace Grant due to an ankle injury. But surprisingly, they probably won't miss him that much. Stacy King has been playing closer to his$>otential than ever before, and even big ol' clumsy Will Perdue has been cranking off the boards and filling up the nets. Scottie Pippen has been scoring in the high to midtwenties in the last couple of games, and Jordan is, as usual, infallible. The Bulls led February with an eleven game winning streak, and most of the games were mismatches. As a matter of fact, the world hasn't seen this many people trampled by bulls since Pamplona. Look for that trend to continue. Runyer, Pane Be FINAL WOMEN'S BASKETBALL STATISTICS —3p 1— •*8 rebound* a* 5t min pUyer gam fgm <fc» fgm fg« rtiB Ra PP8 off tot tot tot to »»g Weitzel 26 173 348 31 85 71 101 17.2 64 157 52 30 70 32.6 Van Cuick 26 142 301 22 60 81 122 145 36 115 103 111 109 30.6 Lulloff 26 111 221 7 17 33 48 10.1 60 199 25 38 33 283 Higg 7 22 74 3 10 IS 20 8.9 8 20 16 7 17 22.1 Schmid 25 79 212 32 98 24 36 8.6 13 61 55 57 95 20.1 Bloyer 25 77 184 0 4 50 71 0.2 58 129 30 20 36 21.8 Neubcrt 26 29 76 1 3 25 35 3.2 7 40 26 12 60 11.5 Wallno 23 29 68 0 0 10 16 3.0 29 90 5 21 19 133 Mayer 26 30 86 1 4 IS 23 2.9 12 23 14 10 24 9.0 Tibbett* 11 12 24 0 1 6 7 2.7 9 29 6 0 15 10.8 Ranicwicz 25 17 47 0 0 9 17 1.7 12 50 5 6 16 9.8 Hick 22 8 24 0 0 7 12 1.0 13 43 1 3 16 8.3 Freund 23 10 30 0 1 3 IS 1.0 3 8 14 9 30 8.3 Bean 10 2 14 0 0 0 0 0.4 4 15 1 3 4 6.3 In gall* 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 1 0 1 0 3.0 Parkside 26 741 1711 97 291 349 523 745 396 1116 355 353 544 Opponent* 26 767 1830 81 245 318 499 743 484 1185 343 291 567 FINAL MEN'S BASKETBALL STATISTICS Ranger Men's Basketball Statistics 1990-91 Cumulative Final Team Record: 4-23 (.148) PLAYER 8 min fgm fga fg* 3fg 3fg rt fla ft* reb a (1 to blk Pf pt« ave Roberson 27 980 170 335 51.2 2 9 66 85 78.1 288 48 26 83 5 75 408 15.1 Evaa* 24 701 130 267 49.1 66 151 31 47 66.4 100 55 16 82 4 57 357 14.9 Catei 27 968 114 229 50.2 45 139 38 44 86.8 121 102 28 99 4 95 312 It.6 Bum* 26 697 71 139 51.5 41 124 28 30 93.8 86 43 8 43 12 75 211 8.1 Lubkeman 24 579 59 109 54.6 12 33 42 57 74.1 77 15 4 27 10 67 172 7.2 Pepelea 27 587 44 116 38.4 27 102 14 19 74.1 24 65 9 70 0 27 129 4.8 Allen 25 422 23 60 38.8 3 25 13 19 68.9 19 32 14 41 0 32 62 2.5 Wbeelock 14 109 11 17 65.2 0 0 2 6 33.8 24 2 0 9 0 16 25 1.8 Dunn 3 7 0 1 0.0 1 2 1 2 50.5 0 I 0 1 0 0 4 1.3 ••McKowen 6 37 3 6 "30 3 I 1 1 4 25.5 3 3 1 2 0 4 8 1.3 ••June 2 54 9 14 64.7 0 0 4 9 44.9 15 I 0 7 4 6 22 11.0 •Parker 7 80 12 36 33.8 4 11 4 6 67.1 17 0 2 3 1 12 32 4.6 •Stephen* S 64 8 16 50.5 0 4 1 1 100. 8 8 4 18 0 10 17 3.4 •Lauei 7 158 17 53 32.5 7 24 7 9 78.2 22 12 0 10 4 12 48 6.9 TEAM 96 TOTALS 27 5450 654 1583 41.8 202 601 253 341 74.6 900 375 112 496 40 476 1807 opponent* 27 5450 849 1690 50.7 224 513 353 556 63.9 1031 478 197 357 73 373 2275 Score by periods 1 2 OT1 OT2 T Range:! Opponenu 812 978 10 1039 1216 10 7 1807 10 2275 1 No longer witb earn. '• Medical red-ihin. FINAL WRESTLING STATISTICS DUAL RECORD UWP 28 UW-LaCrosie 6 1-0 UWP 10 Central Oklahoma 26 1-1 UWP 25 Ferris State 15 2-1 UWP 21 Grind Valky State 14 3-1 UWP 16 Lake Superior Stile 22 3-2 UWP 32 Central Missouri 3 4-2 UWP 22 SIU-Edwardxvillc 23 4-3 UWP 45 Chicago State U. 11 5-3 UWP 38 Marquette University 2 6-3 TOURNAMENTS UW-Stevens Point Open: 6 Champa, 11 place winner! Northern Open: No Champa, one place winner UW.Whitewater Invite: 2 Champs, 11 place winner* Wisconsin Collegiate Open: 1 Champ, 12 place winner* Drake Open: 5 place win ner* Midwest Classic: 3rd Place (86 pta) 6 place winner* UW-Eau Claire Invite: 8th Place(20 pts) 2 placewinncr* Wheaton Invite: 4 Champa, 8 placewinncr* NCAA Div. IIRegionals: 2 Champs, 4 Qualifiers, 3rd NCAA Div. II Nationals: 2 All-Americans, 18th, 17 pt* NAIA Nationals: 4 All-Americans, 13 place, 30J pts National Tourney Results NCAA Division II at Fargo, N.D. Mark Hemauer (167) 5th Place 3-2* Tim Whiting (150) 6th Place 3-3* Kevin Bird (126) 1-2 DNP Rick Hufnus (HWT) 1-2 DNP National Tourney Results NAIA at Butte, MN Dennis DuChene (134) 4th Place 4-2* Steve Skarda (150) 6th Place 4-2* Darin Tiedt (5-2) 7th Place* Jim Bezotte (HWT) 7th Place 3-2* Joel Dutton (126) 0-2 DNP Chris Buckley (158) 1-2 DNP Troy Brockmann (167) 1-2DNP Scott Wessley (190) 3-2 DNP * = All American Selection 1990-1991 Final Wrestling Statistics UW-Stout (86) Wrestler X& m 32 REV E3 3NF 2NP BI PEN W L PIN MD IE Kevin Bird SR 126 86 8 36 16 6 5 8 31 10 4 7 4 fg ft reb Joel Dutton SO 126 33 4 19 S 2 1 4 9 10 2 2 1 m-a m-a o-l a pf tp Shane Seymour FR 126 4 6 8 0 2 0 0 2 4 2 0 0 Maki 3-8 6-6 1-4 5 1 12 Dennia DuChene SR 134 64 16 34 32 31 5 9 33 14 6 3 9 Salek 1-2 0-0 1-1 2 4 2 Kelly Becker SO 142 42 6 35 1 1 1 6 12 14 3 2 0 Hovet 4-6 1-2 1-3 0 4 13 Steve Skarda JR 150 84 12 29 10 3 3 3 27 4 7 5 2 Stephen 5-11 2-3 0-2 0 1 13 Tim Whiting SR 150 140 7 47 5 2 2 5 30 12 4 6 1 Goines 2-7 4-4 3-4 1 1 8 Chris Buckley SO 158 62 5 53 10 0 5 4 23 16 0 2 1 Trctsven 2-10 4-5 4-12 0 5 8 Kevin Schmitz FR 158 20 7 24 2 6 1 1 15 9 5 2 0 Schultz 3-5 2-2 3-4 1 3 8 Mark Hemauer SR 167 224 16 41 11 6 8 7 52 10 5 13 2 Co* 0-7 2-4 3-8 2 0 2 Troy Brockman FR 167 47 4 22 S 3 2 3 16 7 3 4 0 B runner 3-4 3-7 1-3 0 2 9 Darin Tiedt SO 177 85 5 39 7 1 7 16 32 15 2 5 1 Wenel 6-12 1-1 3-5 0 2 13 Scott Wessley JR 190 43 17 28 4 5 6 1 27 13 12 3 0 Total* 25-66 25-34 20-4611 23 86 Tom Keefer SO 190 25 1 16 0 2 1 1 11 9 2 0 0 Rick Hufnus SR HW 28 0 7 3 0 3 8 13 2 4 2 0 PERCENTAGES: FG:.378 FT: .735 3-PTFG:5-14, K. Tremelling JR HW 10 1 8 2 0 0 1 7 3 1 1 0 .357 TURNOVERS: 20 (Maki-4 Hovct-4,Gomes-5. Jim Bezotte FR HW 50 11 47 5 1 3 19 27 16 10 2 0 Salek-2, Stephen-2, Schultz, Cox, B runner) STEALS: 11 Team Total*., 1047 126 492 118 70 52 96 369 166 70 62 23 (Cox-3, Salek-2, Stephen-2, Schultz-2, Wenel .Tretsvcn) How to read this chart; WT: Weight Class. TD: Takedown, REV: Reversal, ES: Escape. 3NF: 3-Point Near Fall. 2NF: 2-Point Near Fall. RT: Riding Time. PEN: Penalty. W: Wins, L: Losses, PIN: Pins, MD: Major Decisions. TF: Technical Falls MEN'S BASKETBALL UW-Parkside vs Northern Michigan UW-Parkside 42 N. Michigan —-—— 86 UW-PARKSIDE (58) fg ft name min m-a 3fg m-a rb a to blk s pf tp Pepelea 36 2-10 2 0-0 1 Allen Dunn Robrsn 40 2-11 Cates Burns Lbkman 32 0- 3 Wh e e l o c k 6 0 - 0 2 5 0- 1 0 0-0 1 0 3 1 - 3 1 0 - 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 9 2 39 7-12 3 0-0 8 1 39 3-10 2 0-0 8 0 0 TOTALS: 15-50 8 4-4 34 11 16 3 4 13 42 N. MICHIGAN (69) fg ft name min m-a 3fg m-a rb a to blk * pf tp Cmpbll 23 4- 6 0 1-2 10 1 0 0 1 0 9 David 14 3- 6 2 0-0 4 3 0 0 1 0 8 Goheski 36 3- 7 0 4-9 9 4 0 0 2 2 10 Gray 29 4- 8 0 0-0 3 1 1 0 1 2 8 Ingalls 22 3- 6 0 2-2 2 3 1 0 6 1 8 Koski 4 0- 1 0 0-0 1 2 0 0 0 1 0 Ledy 3 0- I 0 0-0 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 Nelson 7 2 - 4 0 1-2 2 0 0 0 0 0 5 Rice 28 5-16 3 0-0 2 1 0 0 2 0 13 Smith 8 1- 2 0 0-0 2 0 1 2 0 0 2 Spaanstra 26 2-4 2 0-0 2 2 1 0 0 1 6 TOTALS 27-61 7 8-15 39 18 4 2 14 8 69 PERCENTAGES: Fieldgoals- N. Michigan 44.3%, Parkside 30.0%. Freethrows- N. Michigan 53.3%, Parkside 100.0%. 3-Point Fieldgoals-N. Michigan 35.0%, Parkside 33.3%. Technical fouls: NONE. Team 1 2 T Rangers 21 21 42 Wildcats 27 42 69 Attendance: 434. Officials: Bawn, Barribeau, Doden. WOM EN'S B AS K E l BA L L UW-Parkside vs UW-Stout UW-Parkside- 76 UW-Stout —-86 UW-Parkside (76) fg ft reb m-a m-a o-l a Pf «P Neubert 0-3 2-2 0-4 2 5 2 Freund 0-0 0-0 0-1 0 0 0 Van Cuick 5-8 5-8 0-4 0 4 15 Weitzel 10-17 6-7 2-5 0 4 26 Schmid 2-10 1-2 0-1 1 4 6 Wallner 1-2 0-1 O-l 0 1 2 Mayer 0-1 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 Lulloff 7-10 4-6 1-6 0 4 18 Bloyer 2-4 2-2 2-7 3 4 6 Tibbett* 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 2 0 Ranicwicz 0-0 1-2 0-0 0 1 1 totals 26-55 21-30 5-29 6 29 76 PERCENTAGES:FG-.472 FT-.700 3-FT:l-14 .071 TURNOVERS:21 -Schmid5.Neubert 3,VanCuick3, Weitzel 3, Lulloff-2,Tibbets-2,Freund-2. Bloyer) BLOCKS: 3 (Wallner-2, Schmid) STEALS-.14 (Van Cuick-4 Schmid-4, Weitzel-3, Bloyer-2,Tibbet») UW-Parkside UW-Stout i 36 49 2 40 37 T 76 86 INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL Eastern Division Team At Your Mercy The Funk (911) War Pigs The Ramblin' Wreck Justice Department Run N* Gun Western Division Team Uncle 'Dunn'kel The Bomb Holmes's Heroes Prime Time Charging Armadillos Phawk University w L PCT. PF PA 5 1 .833 346 257 4 1 .800 459 357 3 3 .500 410 434 2 3 .400 354 339 0 5 .000 230 279 0 5 .000 303 497 W L PCT. PF PA 6 0 1.000 411 351 4 2 .667 505 411 4 2 .667 434 414 3 2 .600 366 351 2 4 .333 418 419 0 5 .000 267 394 THURSDAY'S SCHEDULE 03/07/91 Time 6:00 7:00 8:00 Time 6:00 7:00 8:00 Court #2 Prime Time vs. Uncle Dunn'kel Holmes's Heroes vs. Chg. Arm Court #1 The Bomb vs. Phawk U. The Funk vs. Justice Dept. Ramblin' Wreck vs. Run N* Gun TUESDAY'S SCHEDULE 03/12/91 Court #1 Court #2 Prime Time vs. Run N* Gun The Bomb vs At Your Mercy Charging Armadillos vs. Ramblin Wreck Phawk U. vs. Justice DepL Holmes's Heroes vs. War Pigs Uncle 'Dunn'kel vs. The Funk THURSDAY'S RESULTS Game At Your Mercy won by forfiet over Just. Dept. Ramblin' Wreck 98 War Pigs 55 Uncle 'Dunn'kel 76 Holmes's Heroes 71 (2 OT) The Bomb 94 Charging Armadillos 68 The Funk (911) 126 Run & Gun 87 Hi Scorers A new team has replaced JusL Dept. Girdie-22, Langendorf-21,Anhold-20 Prey-32, Whittier-30, Green-15 Kawcynski-32, Brown-31, Sutton-24 Martino 38, Boyd-35, Powers-29 TUESDAY'S RESULTS Game Ramblin' Wreck 69 Holmes's Heroes 66 The Bomb 79 Justice Department 56 At Your Mercy 74 Phawk U. 42 Uncle Dunn'kel 88 Run N Gun 61 War Pigs 66 Charging Armadillos 62 The Funk (911)81 Prime Time 78 Hi Scorers Schmidtmann-30, Koehler, Girdie-21 Brown-29, Brantley20, Owens-19 Kaczanowski-20, Turek-19, Gruell-14 Prey-45, Powers-38, Dunn-18 Sranske-20, Sielen-19, Fuhrer-17 Emer-29, Martino-26, Boyd-20 INTRAMURAL VOLLF:YBALL Current Standings Team W L Blockbusters 3 0 Stoney's Spikers 2 1 Untouchables II 1 2 PSE 0 . 3 Schedules/Results Thursday 2/28 Untouchables II over PSE Tuesday 3/5 Blockbusters over Untouchables II 13-15,15-12,15-7 Tuesday 3/7 at 8:00 P.M. Stoney's Spikers vs. Untouchables Tuesday 3/12 at 8:00 P.M. Blockbusters vs. PSE INTRAMURAL HOCKEY Current Standings Sunday's Schedule earn Puckers Killer Avacados Big Shooters Brain Grenades Hanson Brothers Grapplers w L Pts 4:00 Puckers vs Killer Avacados l 0 2 5:00 Grapplers vs. Big Shooters l 0 2 6:00 Open Play l 0 2 l 1 2 Results l 1 2 Brain Grenades 6, Big Shooters 2 0 1 0 Killer Avacados 3, Hanson Brothers 2 Ranger. Page B4; Gross, Stokman earn Ail- American honors at Nationals By MIKE McKOWEN Sports Writer A sixteenth place finish in the 60 team field brought the Ranger women's indoor season to a great close. Prarie View A&M collected 72 team points which was 11 better than secoim place finisher Central State of Ohio. UWParkside left Kansas City with NAIA Ail-American honors earned by two of our athletes and earned 8 team points which was good for a four way tie in their 16th place finish. In the 3 mile race, Ann Stokman finished 4th at 17:37.53 in the finals. It appears that Ann has come back from her injuries that have hampered her in the past. A strong kick was the key to her becoming an All-American. Tar a Roy also competed in the 3 mile race and finished 8th coming across the finish line atl 7:59.5. The top 6 are named to the Ail-American team, and forTara's first trip tot heNationals, she ran an excellent race and will be back again. Jenny Gross was the other Ranger to become an Ail-American. She did her work in the mile, also finishing in fourth with a time of 5:06.52. Jenny worked her game plan to perfection. She stayed clear of traffic, raced an even pace and in the end, her solidc rea found her crossing the finish line in time to become Ail-American for die Rangers. UW-Parks ide sent three young relay teams to Kansas City. The distance Medley team of Kim Aveiy, Jane Kunz, Jenny Gross, and Tricia Breu finished third in their section and 7th overall with a time of 12:37.00. In the 2 mile relay, Avery and Kunz teamed up with Erin McDermott and Kelly Watson to place 5th in their section and 10th overall. Coach DeWitt was estatic to see his relay teams do well and realize they can run with the best NAIA schools in the nation. He feels these extremely youthful teams will be back and better with all of the runners returning. The third was the mile relay team. DeWitt knew they would be a long shot to advance into the finals. Kunz again ran in this relay, now teamed with Pam Dowining, Tefonee Williams and Veronica Chamlee. Their time of 4:1239 was good for 15th of the 18 schools entered. DeWitt was still upbeat about the effort his runners put forth. "The girls know what they have to do now to get to Texas for the outdoor Nationals," stated DeWitt. Wendy Orlowski also advanced to the finals in the 2 mile run. Wendy's time of 12:00.26, put her in 8th in the finals. Coach DeWitt feels Wendy has potential. 'Her desire will be the measure of how far she goes." March is a building time for the runners without a meet until the3 0th of this month in Wheaton U. The men don't return to competition until April 13th also at Wheaton. The men had two runners at the champonships and neither runnermade the finals of their events. Eric May a sophomore took 4th in his heet with a 1:17.89 in the 600m. Ken Byom a freshman took sixth in his heet of the 800m running a 2:03.57. ncaa continued from front page Mankato State in his first match 9-5. Tim had the unenviable task of facing defending NAIA National Champion and number one seed Ali Amiri-Eliasi of Kearney State, Amiri-Eliasi defeated Whiting 10-5. Tim won his next two matches 18-8 and 3-2 before losing to Herman Moultrie of Cheyney State 9- 0. In thef ifth place match, Whiting lost to number four seed Mark Savoia of Ashland 7-3 to finish in sixth. Amiri- Eliasi went on to win the 150 pound title, making him an NAIA and NCAA D-II National Champion. Kevin Bird came one match away from grabbing All-American honors, posting a 1-2mark as the eighthseed at 126 pounds. Bird won his first match over Chris Anderson of Colorado Mines 3-2 and moved into the second round to face the number one seed Phil Johns of SIU-Edwardsville. Johns beat Bird 14-4 and went on to win the 126 pound title. In his final match. Bird lost to Erik Donders of Lake Superior State 8- 6. Chris Anderson, whom Bird beat in the first round, wrestled his way back to a third place finish. In the heavyweightdivision. Rick Hufrius pinned Aaron Williams of Pitt- Johnstown in 1:01 in the first round before being pinned himself by eventual runner-up Harold Rodger of Cheyney State latein them atch. Hufrius then lost to seventh place winner Jair Toedter of North Dakota 3-1. Hemauer and Whiting were the Ranger's 18th and 19th NCAA Division II All-American's in the schools 20 year history. naia continued from front page seventh wrestler in school history to earn All-American honors as a freshman. After a first round bye, Bezotte pinned Jason Ingram of Western Oregon State in :33. Jim was then pinned by eventual champion Jeff Thue of Simon Fraser. After losing his next match, Jim beatJ eff Stewart of Dickson State for seventh place. Sophomore Darin Tiedt came back after a second round loss to take seventh place and earn his first Ail- American honors. Tiedt went 4-1 in the consolation bracket and beat Steve Smith of UW-Stout for seventh place. Scott Wessley, wrestling with the flu, won three matches and scored two pins but came one match away from making Ail-American. I'BMARXMG'ES Mhkte of tfi*. <W/ie.lc All-American leaves his Mark Quite frankly, this weeks choice for the Ranger/IBM Athlete of the Week Award has deserved the honor every week this season. For the sake of giving all athletes a chance at the award however, we've waited until this week to honor Ranger grappler Mark Hemauer. Mark capped off an outstanding season by placing fifth at the NCAA Division II National Tournament this weekend in Fargo, ND and captured All-American honors for the third time in his career. Mark went 4-2 on the weekend while battling the flu and a pulled muscle in his neck. During the course of the.season, Mark set records which may never be broken. He now holds the school record for takedowns in a season (224), takedowns in a career (535), wins in a season (52), wins as a senior (52) and is second on the all-time win list (142). Mark, a senior from Sun Prairie Wisconsin started at UW-Parkside in 1986 and red-shirted last season. In his first three seasons, Mark earned All-American honors twice and placed fourth at the NAIA National Tournament in 1988. Mark, the number two seed this weekend, won his first match 3-2 before loosing to Johnell Gainey in the quarter finals 4-3. Mark wonliis next two matches 15-6 and 3-2 before losing to eventual third place finisher Jessie Smith of Nebraska Omaha 4-3. Mark pinned Gainey in the fifth place match, ending his spectacular career in style. Congratulations Mark, for an outstandings eason and an outstanding career at UW-Parkside. . ;x::: ;x • mm®* f||||pp»~ wis*, WL JW' ? / flMP^ Mark Hemauer Record: 52*-10 Takedowns: 224* *UW-Parkside record Lem's Basketball Association THURSDAYS RESULTS And then there was one. In the battle of unbeatens, Uncle Dunn kel defeated Holmes's Heroes in a double overtime thriller. The win leaves 'Dunn'kel atop the league with a 5-0 mark while Holmes's Heroes suffered their fust loss ever in IM competition and fell to 4-1. Jim Prey led * Dunn'kel with 32 points, including five three pointers, "Hot Rod" Whittier netted 30 for the Heroes, also drilling five trifectas. The Ramblin' Wreck took out the frustration of a 0-3 start on the War Pigs, scorching the nets in a 98-55 victory. Cory Girdaukus, Dan Langendorf and Len Anhold scored 22, 21 and 20 respectively for the Wreck. The Bomb exploded for 94 points against the Charging Armadillos in a game which featured the leagues two top scorers. League leader Chad Kawczynski netted 32 for the Armadillos while the leagues number two scorer Joe Brown tossed in 31. The Funk had Run & Gun dialing 911 as they erupted for 126 points in a 126-87 win. Joe Martino of the Funk led all scorers with 38 points, highlighted by some spectacular dunks. Justice Department has been dismissed from the league due to a forfeit to At Your Mercy and lack of eligible players. A team has been found to replace the Justice Department for the rest of the season. TUESDAYS RESULTS The Ramblin' Wreck won it's second straight while handing Holmes's Heroes their second straight defeat 66-63. Andy Schmidtmann scored 30 points for the Heroes while Cory Girdaukus and Matt Koehler led four Wreckers in double figures. Uncle 'Dunn'kel stayed unbeaten with a 88-61 victory over Run & Gun. Jim Prey scored 45 for the victors while Ted Powers scored 38 in defeat. The Funk (911) defeated Prime Time 81-78 in a hard fought battle. Dan Emer of Prime Time leda ll scorers with 29 whileJ oe Martino scored 26 for the winners. The game was marred however by a flagrant foul which sent Mark Schnieder of Prime Time to the hospital with a concussion. At Your Mercy stayed atop the Eastern Division with a 7442 win against Phawk U. Dennis Kaczanowski netted 20 for the winners. Joe Brown tookt he lead in the scoring race asT he Bombd efeated the revamped Justice Department 78-54. Brown scored 29 while teammate Henry Owens netted 19. Ed Campbell scored 20 in his first Intramural game. Four players scored in double figures as the War Pigs defeated the Charging Armadillos 66-62. Mike Sranske led all scorers with 20 points. TOP 20 SCORERS 2 Plaver Points QMS PPG l Brown, Joe (BOMB) 180 6 30.0 2 Prey, Jim (UD) 118 4 29.5 3 Kawcynski, Chad (CA) 174 6 29.0 4 Powers, Ted (R&G) 131 5 26.2 5 Schmidtmann, Andy (HH) 102 4 25.5 6 Whittier, Rod (HH) 136 6 22.7 7 Emer, Dan (PT) 108 5 21.6 8 Boyd, Jermaine (FUNK) 84 4 21.0 9 Tolliver, Chris (FUNK) 92 5 18.4 10 Stephens, Donnie (FUNK) 55 3 18.3 11 Koehler, Matt (RW) 91 5 18.2 12 Hutchinson, Darin (BOMB) 89 5 17.8 13 Glinecki, Jim (PT) 88 5 17.6 14 Fuhrer, Jerry (WP) 103 6 17.2 15 Girdaukus, Cory (RW) 67 4 16.8 16 Dunn, Shaun (UD) 50 3 16.7 16 Turek, Steve (PU) 50 3 16.7 18 Anhold, Len (RW) 80 * 5 16.0 19 Span, Levi (JD) 44 3 14.7 20 Mitchell, Fred (FUNK) 73 5 14.6 ;March 7,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 13 Recognize your limitations for better health by Esther Dresen Special to the Ranger WOMEN-You Were Not Created Equal! At least not when it comes to alcohol consumption. Did you know that a woman of the same size and weight as a man will find that 30% more alcohol enters her bloodstream aft er consuming equal amounts of alcohol? Research also tells us that women have less of a certain enzyme in their stomachs which is necessary to neutralize a nd break down alcohol. The hormone estrogen may impair liv er functioning, making it more difficult to process alcohol. A woman also has less body water to dilute alcohol and more body fat to store it Regardless of how you feel about women's issues, we must recognize and accept our inequality when it comes to drinking alcohol. One of the tips I ran across which indicates a drinking problem may be related directly or indirectly to a woman's need to be equal to men. A woman who prides herself on being able to drink others under the table could be supporting a habit which will lead to alcoholism. I was an early 70's "Woman's Libber" and I know I could never resist directing a certain amount of ribbing towards any male friend I had left under the table the night before. Other tip-offs to drinking problems in women are inventing reasons for drinking, rewarding herself with a drink at the end of a day, if she's difficult to get along with when drinking, gulping drinks, insisting on a long cocktail hour, being absent from work or school often, and being late to work and early to leave. Later signs may include inapGinsberg sabbatical by Emily Heller Feature Writer Erika Hoff-Ginsberg, associate professor of psychology, will be spending next year working on a sabbatical in Milwaukee. She will be collaborating with another professor as a visiting scholar at Marquette University. They will be researching in the area of speech pathology, specifically studying the word-learning abilities of children through experimentation. Laboratory space and other materials needed for experimentation will be provided by Marquette University. Professor Hoff- Ginsberg plans on working here in her office as well as in the laboratory in Milwaukee. The second part of her sabbatical will involve developing a new course. Cross Cultural Psychology will fit the Design for Di- Erika Hoff-Ginsberg versity curriculur requirement here at Parkside. Vote on March 13 & 14 for PSGA President Ken Schuh a qualified candidate with the ability to serve students needs Paid for byi Student* Supporting Ken Schuh for PSGA President propriately asking you to buy wine or liquor for her, organizing life around the cocktail hour, and making inappropriate phone calls - often late at night. Although there are many other behaviors that could tip off a drinking problem, 1 want to spend a minute telling you about a woman's response to seeking help. Here, also, we are not equal and this could be used to our advantage. Women tend to develop alcoholism quicker and recognize the problem sooner. If a woman can redirect her pride and use it to get past the lousy stigma associated with women drinkers, she may seek help. - The stigma placed on women is so destructive that many women refuse to seek help out of fear. Expected to be the family nurturers, they convince themselves they will loo se their children to the courts if they reveal themselves and seek help. NOT TRUE! When I sought help through the Racine Human Services Dept., I got it. Everything was done on a voluntary basis and never once did I risk losing my children. After four months in a treatment center, sitting arrangements were made through them when I experienced a period of parent burnout. A woman of the same size and weight as a man will find that 30% more alcohol enters her bloodstream after consuming equal amounts of alcohol. They found this to be a better alternative to taking a risk that I might become physically abusive with my children. As long as I was honest and willing to do whatever was necessary to maintain my sobriety, they were willing to support me. Generation after generation it has been proclaimed that men have more control over their emotions than women. Well, here I'd beg to differ and offer an opinion that we are equal. I believe that regardless of gender, pain and stress are more often than not the underlying agents which lead toalcoholism. Icouldn't begin to list the possible causes for this pain or stress but I can tell you that medicating it with alcohol, drugs, food, sex or relationships will not resolve anything. I would ask all women and men to refrain from drinking during this Spring Break if you know you're drinking for the wrong reasons. Be honest and check yourself! Community Service Announcements ANIMAL LOVERS ARE INVITED TGVOLUNTEER BASH.1 &0&& Safehousein Racmesaved oyer 294 Pets from abuse, injurya nd neglect last year. Learn how you cm help this agency in the future'-A ttend the Saturday, March 23rd meeting from 1-3:00 pm. Food, fan and door prizes will be offered For more informaiiorgsce Carol Engberg in the Career Center. f"4 VERY SPECIAL ARTS FESTIVAL on March Bth can use more volunteers. Can you help make the day special for disabled children from Southeastern WT? Volunteer as ag roup aideo r an artsit's assistan^If you can leads ingsongs ore ruoypaintmg faces yourt alents ate inn eed. Pleasesign tipt oday in the^ eerCenteL. BECOME A VOLUNTEER TELEPHONE MONITOR FOR ALTERNATIVES TO - •' \ : . : ' ' .. T . . • : . -: •' :: ' • " : : •. • •••••' - : . • ••• • ' • tteiiy. This isn ot time-consuming and can he done from your home at timesc onvenient to you.T raining ts provided. Your immediate response will be appreciated, ; - J8 ' DO YOU ENJOY WORKING WITH DEVELOPMENTALLY DISABLED CHILDREN? ARE YOU A SWIMMER? The Association feu- Retarded Citizens of Kenosha need, volunteers to help with swimming lessons Oil Wednesdays from 4 00-5 00 pm at lane Vernon Elem, School Be assignedto one student who is practicing swimming strokes in very warm water. Fpr more information contact Carol Engberg in the Career Center or cal 553-201L Friends of the UW-Parkside Library to Hold Book Sale The Friends of the UW-Parkside Library will hold a book sale March 22-23 and 25-26. Thousands of books covering a variety of subjects will be available for purchase outside the main entrance to the Library/Learning Center on the following days: March 22-23 (9am-4pm) and March 25-26 (9am-7:30pm). Most books will be priced between $.50 and $1.50. Select books will be offered in a silent auction or at special prices. Funds raised from the sale will be used by the Friends to support the Library's programs and resources. X Kenosha's Newest & Hottest Bar & Restaurant UW-Parkside represented at Model League of Arab States By Gwen Heller Feature Editor While scores of Parkside students head down to the sun and sand of Daytona Beach for Spring Break '91, a different adventure awaits ten internationally-oriented members of the Parkside student body. The 1991 Model League of Arab States will take place in Washington, D.C. from March 13- 16. A delegation sponsored by the Club for International Affairs (CIA) will represent the Republic of Sudan at this national conference. The group will be accompanied by their faculty advisor, Professor Gerald Greenfield, chair of Parkside's International Studies program. The Model League of Arab States is a simulation of the actual organization that consists of 21 members. Founded in 1945, its purpose is to coordinate issues related to Arab development and cooperation. The student delegations will debate resolutions through caucusing in the League's various committees. Parliamentary procedure, forensic skills and a strong background in the history and policies of the represented countries will play significant roles in the success of the simulation. The Parkside team has prepared for their experience through extensive research in the university library combing through various international journals and publications. Professor Greenfield is quick to point out that the "library has been exceedingly helpful". The expertise of international students on campus has been instrumental in gaining insight into the region. In fact, one member of the delegation, Carla Fattah, is a Palestinian. Her imput was incorporated into the preparation of a Palestinian resolution for the Model. Another resource is the knowledge of Dr. Peter Bechtold, a Sudanese specialist from the School of Area Studies at the For eign Service Institute. In a sophisticated display of telecommunications, Dr. Bechtold was able to speak to the group through a conference telephone hook-up giving them valuable information on the Sudan. When the Parkside delegation reaches the capital city, they will be briefed by the Sudanese ambassador at the country's embassy. In addition to a grueling schedule of committee sessions and receptions, the group hopes to make the most of this cultural experience with tours around the city. The Model League of Arab States may not be as widely known as the popular UN or NATO models which Parkside delegations have attended in the past, but this year's contingent is looking for something unique. "The typical response is that we must be crazy, but nonetheless, we expect to find an enriching experience through this," explained Greenfield. "In light of what is occurring the Persian Gulf right now, the Sudan has adopted some uncommon perspectives. In fact, it was opposed to the coalition UW-Parkside delegation to the conference forces." Delegate Steve Murphy explained that "there is a bigger picture involved" in the Middle East than simply the actions of Iraq and their effects on the other nations of the region. "We should see this (Gulf War) was part of something larger." The university should benefit from the experiences of this motivated group upon their return through discussions and lectures that it plans to coordinate for the public. "Little is known on this campus about Islamic and Middle Eastern culture," Greenfield said. A primary goal of the delegation is to alter this deficiency through the recognition of a region that has become widely discussed, yet misunderstood. Doily Specials... •Delicious Food At Reasonable Prices Sunday-Thursday $1.00 -Rump°eminzddy *'^ri"open for Lunch Wednesday thru Sunday -JagerMeister .. T Tue,S,<?ny .,»»•„ ,• u. •Grill open 4:00pm Monday & Tuesday 16 oz. Tappers of Miller and Miller Light ' ' Wednesday $1.25 Import Night •Grill open until 12:00 midnight every night & Thursday munchies are available until 2:00 am Try the new Cactus Juice Slush (Tastes just like a margarita) only $1.25 -Co// for Carry-Outs- Opening Thursday March 7 —— — Ranger, Page 14 Feature 302 - 58th Street Kenosha, Wl 53140 (414)652-0505 March 7,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 15. Counselor's Corner Solutions to mid-term melancholy by Stuart Rubner Let's see a show of hands. How many of you entered the seventh week of school with a sinking heart, fighting the impulse to drop a class? How many of you develop sweaty palms and kan ot in the stomach when you think of mid-terms? Hope is at hand, no further away than the Academic Resource Center in the lower level of the Library, directly adjacent to the Main Place Coffee Shoppe. There you will find lots of assistance by well trained student tutors. For example, on a walk-in basis, help is available with math tutors on the following schedule: Monday 8 - 10am and 12 - 2 pm Tuesday 8 -10 am.l 1 - 2 pm and 5 - 6 pm Wednesday 8 - 1 0 am, 12 - 2 pm and 5-6pm Thursday 8-10am and 11 -2pm Friday 8 -10 am If you are struggling with a paper, walk-in assistance is also Ann Stokman available. Your work can be aat ny stage of the writing process, even if you are still groping for ideas. It may be a term paper, creative writing, or any other writing assignment The assistants in the Writing Center of the ARC are ready to help. Their hours are: Monday 9 am - 7 pm Tuesday 9 am - 7 pm Wednesday 9 am - 7 pm Thursday 9 am - 7 pm Friday 9 am - Noon UW-Parkside Ranger Newspaper Easter Coloring Contest. See page 19 for more details. All seniors are encouraged to atted these Resume Writing Workshops. •Thursday, March 7, 4:30- 6:00 pm, WLLC D182 •Friday, March 8,12:00-1:30 pm, Union 207 •Students should come with notes on employment and education and be ready to compose a resume in this workshop First Annual AEV» "In her footsteps" dB** BP* A Recognition Lunch Time Topic Presented by the Women's Center March 11,1991 Union 104, Noon-lpm. Public attendance is welcome. Bring your own lunch, refreshments will be provided. Volunteer of the Week Ranger photo by Sunni Beeck visits the ARC One-to-one tutoring in other subjects is also available by appointment. Stop at the ARC desk, and the friendly assistants will help you sign up for a tutor. The important point is not to wait too long. Procrastination is the enemy of student success. If your first meeting with a tutor is just before final exams, it will probably be far too late to be of much help to you. Beat the mid-term blues! Let the Academic Resource Cen ter help you. < Peodie Ffamdia is a sophomore in Business Marketing Community Service Progrom since October. Pendie's interest in domestic violence and helping children who ate "atrisk" led her to & volunteer assignment at Women's Harizons in Kenosha. On Wednesday evenings whilethemotbers attends support meeting, the children are given structured activities led by GiGi Mattrer, a staffpersGn* and by volunteer help. Pendie's assistance is very much appreciated by her supervisor, GiGi reports, "Pendie has been^Bd^Mi Shocantalce directions and run with it, Pendte is apositrve support for the kids, especially with the 8* i • -• : . : : , . The,Women's Resource Center in Racine mid the Women's Horizons welcome PendieHamdia volunteer help with the ehildrens* programs: Other impact on the lives of children who have experienced family violence and loss of a home by WjM. 'to 2-3 hours weekly as Pendte has done. The student's answer to high automotive repair costs. • Save as much as 50% or more by purchasing quality used parts • Free locating service for parts not in ourstock • We stock new radiators, leaf springs and rotors. You receive fast friendly service from a family business celebrating 41 years of first-class service. (XMr Sales And Service, Inc. 637-6551 3037 Capitol Ave. Racine. Wl 53403 HOURS: Mon-Fri 8-5 jUanger, Page 16 Entertainment March 7,1991 This Week at Parkside Place, Safe SpringBreakpledgesign «p~ Main Place,SarGues$ -Main ;T*.:.;'i MUST€rPftri|u|eCo^ Brassworks, G ART T ; .•- . ' . •<• . : •'. " : . :. •' : ..' , • : ' Medical Examitfer^iidion Square, noon-1 pm JAZZ: Parkside Jazz. Festival, Comm. Arts Theatre, all day: event ALL DAY EVENTS: Weight in relation to alcohol intake and Safe • : •• . MUSI ' - m| $4 • : ' : :. • : . • ' , •..•'•••: •:• .: :• ... " '•. V • WEDNESDAY, MARCH 13 .... :•:• : ; './.,• '^ : '. .: • ' .. . \ ', : ' ' ' '. •. ' • ' : Union Square, 12:15-1:15 pro, BEACH PART YBY0BC: (bring your own. beach cbatr) Mid Main Ps-KX, 3-4:'..U) pm:. : MUSIC: Parkside Wind Ensemble, CART Theatre, noon, free, . . .' ....... . ; .: • ' ... ' . ' . ' ' ' ^ Break pledge sigri up and Bar Guess « all iii Main .Place. * \ J • EowSR • owner (JIVE AWAY • n5*6nttYs. FoR LADifiS •D.T. -at- SnikINTiME ^6C^LLD^RESTLiM<^ MA.RCH ZOVn &dCk IrTTfrhi 3700 MeWUrtEH Rd RKCINE UW-Parkside Jazz Festival features performances and individual clinics A . . . r i : _ L . n J i w f A f m a n w # a t The third annual UW-Parkside Jazz Festival will take place on Saturday, March 9. Twelve bands/ combos from the Racine area will be performing along with the UWParkside Jazz Ensemble. Clinics will also be held throughout the day. Featured adjudicators will beJ amey Aebersold,a renowned jazz educator and saxophonist who revolutionized jazz education from Indiana; John Mose, professional trombonist from Chicago; Bob Rummage, professional drummer from Chicago who has been featured before at Parkside; Mike Gudbaur, bass player from Chicago who wil also be performing int heFestival; Frank Manto oth, jazz educator, pianist, arrangercomposer, and clinician who has written and arranged many jazz favorites such as "Mouse Trap" and "Young and Foolish." What: UW-Parkside Jazz Festival When: Saturday, March 9 Who: Area jazz bands/combos and Parkside's own Jazz band. 8am-12noon 8and performances 10:30 am-12:10 Combo performances 2 pm -3pm Individual instrument clinics 2pm - 4pm General Improvosation clinic All clinics & performances open to public. Cost: $5.00 Also adjudicating will be UWParkside's own Mark Eichner on trumpet. Big band performances and clinics will be held in the Comm Arts Theatre from 8 am-12 pm with Mose and Mantooth adjudicating. Combo performances and clinics will be held in D-l 18 from 10:30am-12:10pm with Aebersold and Rummage adjudicating. Lunch will be served from 12-1 pm followed by the Parkside Jazz Ensemble from 1-2 pm. At 2 pm there will be individual instrument clinics until 3 pm. General improvisations clinic will be held with Jamey Aebersold afterwards until 4 pm. All clinics and performances will be open to the public. Admission will be $5 for the entire day. Soloist to perform with Wind Ensemble News Release Faculty artist Randall Ruback will be the trombone soloist with the UW-Parkside Wind Ensemble in a noon conceit on Wednesday, March 13. The free concert will be in the Communication Arts Theatre. The Wind Ensemble is under the direction of Professor Mark Eichner. Mr. Ruback is in his first year as low brass instructor and director of the Brass Ensemble at UWParkside. Previously, he performed in professional orchestras in Italy and Israel. He was Principal Trombone in the Haifa (Israel) Symphony Orchestra from 1984-86, and he was Principal Trombone of the Municipal Opera Theatre ofTrieste, Italy and the National Radio orchestra of Italy from 1987-89. Since returning to the U.S., Mr. Ruback has performed in the Milwaukee Ballet Orchestra and the Skylight Opera Theatre Orchestra. In his performance with the Wind Ensemble, he will play the Trombone Concerto by Leopold Mozart, father of the legendary Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Also featured on the program is "Suite Francaise" by Darius Milhaud. This music was a gift from the Frenchman to the people of the United States on the successful liberation of France by American troops in World War II. Each of the five movements is titled by the name of a French province, and each utilizes folk tunes from those regions. The "Prelude and Fugue in Eb"byJohann Sebastian Bach,and "The Little English Girl, an Italian march by Davide Delle Cese, complete the program. UW-P Community Band performing March 7 Kenosha, Wis. — Contemporary and baroque music along with showtunes and other symphonic arrangements will be performed during a joint concert by the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Community Band and Belle City Brassworks Thursday, March 7. The concert will be held at 8 pm in UW-Parkside's Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $4 for the general public and $2 for students, faculty, staff and senior citizens. Program features will include the music "From Every Horizon," by Norman Dello Joio, and "Pageant," by VincentPersichetti. Dello Joio's piece is a "tone" poem to New York City. Themusic reflects the city in pastoral scenes and the commuter and city bustle of New Yorkers. Other selections include "Highlights from Camelot," by Lemer and Loewe, and "Irish Tune" and "Molly on the Shore," by Percy Grainger. TheUW-ParksideCommunity Band, now in its second season, is an outreach program of the UWParkside Music Department. Its purpose is to promote music-making as a lifelong activity and to provide an outlet for artistic growth for area musicians. The Belle City Brassworks, founded in 1987, performs at various civic and private events. Both groups are under the direction of Mark Eichner, associate professor of music at UW-Parkside. .March 7,1991 Entertainment Ranger, Page 17 Big Band sound coming to campus on Tuesday by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor The 1920's were known as the "Dixieland" age, and throughout the entire Big Band era, wonderful music was made. Take a step back in time on Tuesday, March 12 with Big Band Jamboree. The featured performer will be Henry Cuesta, while performances will also be given by String of Pearls, Fran Jeffries, Terry Gibbs and the Jimmy Dorsey Orchestra. Cuesta is currently one of the best known and most highly regarded clarinetists in the country. His career began while he was still in high school and continued through college and the Army. He's had direct contact with Benny Goodman, Buddy Hackett, Lawrence Welk, Bob Crosby, Mel Torme.JackTeagardenandJohnny Carson. His TV credits include "The Lawrence Welk Show", "The Tonight Show" and Canadian television. He has also performed on the Bobby Vinton television special and in a special concert on the steps of-the U.S. Capitol with the U.S. Army Band during the summer of 1982. Cuesta's engaging stage presence and accessible programming have made him a favorite with audiences everywhere. Another headliner, String of Pearls, combines the innovative jazz stylings of Warren Adams, Perry Hart and Katheryne High. The ensemble's three-part harmonies and intricate vocal counterpoint bring a fresh and exciting sound to the music of the Big Band Era. They've appeared with Joan Rivers, Jackie Mason, John Ritter, Henry Winkler, Elizabeth Taylor and Glenn Miller. The third performer, Fran Jeffries, won her First of several amateur talent contests at the age of twelve. Her professional career began at age 16, where she performed for several years with her husband and partner. She later initiated a solo act and has also enjoyed tremendous success on stage, screen television and recordings. Jeffries is known for her special rapport with audiences and has co-starred with Bill Cosby, Lou Rawls, Sammy Davis, Jr., Bob Hope and Elvis Presley. Her many feature film appearances include Sex and the Single Girl, Harum Scarum and A Talent for Loving. One of her popular recordings includes the hit song "It Had Better Be Tonight" from the Film The Pink Panther. Terry Gibbs, the fourth of many talents in the Big Band Jamboree, was First recognized during his childhood as having a remarkable talent as a percussionist. He studied music at age seven, went on tour at age eleven and performed for the next Five years throughout the country, as well as on his father's radio show. During his professional career, Gibbs has performed with the bands of Bill DeArango, Tommy Dorsey, Chubby Jackson, Buddy Rich and Woody Herman. He has the distinction of being the only person ever named in four categories of the Playboy Jazz Club every year since its inception, including Best Vibraphonist, Best Quartet, Best Big Band and Best Bandleader. To date, Gibbs has written over 300 original compositions and recorded over 35 albums on Five labels. The Final performers in the Big Band Jamboree are the Jimmy Dorsey Orchestra, First heard na- Union Square goes acoustic tonight by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor Although they have only been together since 1987, Holiday Ranch is a group to hear. Their unique style of creative folk pop involves catchy lyrics and down-home music. On Thursday, March 7, the Union Square will be hosting this group, starting at 8:30 pm, at no cost to the students. Songwriter Erik Newman started the group when he began laying instrument tracks for ten songs. However, he ran into a slight problem, because although the songs were musically complete, none of them had any vocals. Through contacts he hooked up with Karen Paurus, found their musical tastes compatible, and they were able to release their Fust record, "Holiday Ranch." The group, named after an old farmhouse Newman had lived in, began playing at clubs, schools, and coffeehouses in the Minneapolis area. They were so werlel ceived that they decided to record a demo of their newer material in the acoustic style. It wasn'tmuch longer that they set their aims higher. Last spring. Holiday Ranch added bassist John Holiday Ranch, at the Union Thursday Schech and drummer Dave Russ. With the combined synergistic effect, Holiday Ranch began headlining at clubs and colleges. Their efforts have not gone unnoticed, because Holiday Ranch was recently nominated for three Minnesota Music Awards. Major publishing and label interests tarted looking their way, aiding them in their production of a four-song band demo. With this demo, Holiday Ranch hopes to move closer to a record contract and expand their audience both as a band and as a duo. The tape avoids trite cliches and modem synthesizers, while still maintaining conviction lyrically, as well as musically. Obviously, this is not music heard on Power 95 or WKTI, but it is music worthwhile enough to listen to them perform in the Union Square on Thursday, March 7, at 8:30 pm. There's no admission charge, so stop by after class and relax! tionwide on the Kraft Music Hall radio series in the early 1930's. They were allotted a three-minute spot which was supposed to feature all its stars. The music from that segment was recorded and became so popular that the band's third album, Green Eyes, sold ninety thousand copies in the first few days of its release, a remarkable feat during that time because sale of twenty thousand copies was considered a big seller. With Dorsey's exciting alto String of Pearls saxophone renditions, their tradition of excellence still continues today. Your chance to see alol f these famous musiciansa t once willc ome on Tuesday, March 12. The Big Band Jamboree will take place in the Communication Arts Theatre at8pm. Tickets are $4 for Parkside students, and $12 for othesr. At $4 a ticket, you can't miss this opportunity to reminiscence over one of the most remarkable musical eras in our history. Please: Be careful over spring break, and have fun! Mere's Yamn0 (CDn&ime© The Ranger is now accepting applications for the position of Editor-in-Chief for the 1991-92 academic year. Applications may be picked up in the Ranger office located in the coffee shoppe area, room WLLCD139C. Application Deadline April 5, noon. Holiday Ranch creative folk pop TONIGHT Thursday, March 7,1991 Union Square 8:30pm FREE "Bells" an unusual mix of sight and sound By Scott Schuleit "The Imperial Bells of China," offered an exciting night and a unique experience for everyone who came to the Communication Arts Theatre to see the show. The show was a live theatrical event that mixed authentic music, lavish costuming, classical poetry and choreography of ancient China. The performance was the fourth production of UWParkside's 1990- 91 Accent on Enrichment series. While watching the opening selection, entitled "Welcoming the Spring," the audience was struck by the ornately styled gold and silver dress. Also, the musical inPHOTO SAFARI IN EAST AFRICA June 14 - 28,1991 struments being played had an unusual appearance, although the sounds emanating from the instruments were pleasant. The main feature of the music was the selection of bells being played. The Imperial Bells are replicas of chime bells discovered by archaeologists after the excavation of a nobleman's tomb 12 years ago in the Hubei Province of China. In uncovering the tomb, a magnificent "music chamber" was discovered containing over 120 musical instruments, which were buried for more than 2,400 years. Exact replicas of the instruments and the grand "chime bells," were made by the Hubei Song and Dance Ensemble. The 64 bronze bells, which weigh four and onehalf tons and have a range of five and a half octaves, provide the musical accompaniment to the Few places in the world have captured the Imagination of so many as have Kenya and Tanzania. Join UWParkside and experienced wildlife photographer, Stuart Rubner on this vacation of a lifetime! This safari includes visits to both countries, morning and afternoon game drives where you'll come face to face with incredible wildlife, deluxe accommodations throughout, and unique shopping and dining experiences. ensemble's performance. The event was quite a fascinating mixture of sounds, colors and dance. More than thirty members of the Hubei Song and Dance Ensemble recreated the music and dances of China's earliest emperors. Most of the scenes involved some type of dancing and it was quite excellent. The dance ensemble was highly skilled, making them exciting to watch. The dancing forms moved in fluid motion as if they were floaint g, and the female dancers were incredibly nimble and elegant After a thrilling show, the musicians gave an encore of classical American folk songs, playing on traditional Chinese instruments. They ended the evening with their version of "Jingle Bells." This was the final song and was concluded with a standing ovation by an enthusiastic crowd. Overall, the night was unforgettable due to the colorful costumes, ethnic sounds and the precise dancers. King Ralph - Goodman's royal comedy a winner by David Wick Staff Writer John Goodman has been making films for years, although most people know him from T.V.'s hit sitcom "Roseanne" as the funny father figure Dan Conner. For those of you who have been living in caves for the last few years, "Roseanne" is thec omedy on ABC that stars Roseanne Barr. If you don't know who Roseanne Barr is, then crack open the latest issue of the National Enquirer, where intimate details of her life (things you wouldn't tell your mother) are chronicled weekly. Just to name a handful, here are some of Goodman's films; Raising Arizona, Sea of Love, The Big Easy, Always, and Arachnophobia. All of these are great films to watch, and with only the exception of Arachnophobia, all of these are on video. Goodman steals almost every scene that he is in with his great comic ability, yet King Ralph is his first starring role and it will most certainly not be his last. It was recently reported that Goodman will star in the upcoming live action version of The Flintstones with Steven Spielberg set to direct. Danny DeVito will play Barney Rubble. This sounds like a hit already. In King Ralph, Goodman plays a nightclub singer in Las Vegas. After a photography mishap, the entire royal family of England is wiped out Goodman's character, Ralph Jones, is sought out as the sole remaining royal descendent and he becomes King Ralph. Goodman as the king of England is funny in itself, and Goodman adds charm and a sence of childlike wonder. His character never seems to know what's going on, yet hea lways comes outo n top. I believe that Goodman will get better as he gets more starring roles. John Hurt plays a sterotypical English bad guy, and his character is the weakest of all those in the story. Stereotypes are boring and Hurt is much better than he shows here. Peter O'Toole plays Willingham, the man who trys to teach Goodman how to be a good king, and in a sense, he teaches him to grow up. O'Toole is always good and this is no exception. There was a pleasant surprise with Camille Coduri who plays Miranda, a stripper with stage fright who attracts the attention of the new king. She mostrecently played a shortsighted waitress in the comedy Nuns On the Run. King Ralph is good comedy with a few laughs, a decent little love story, and few problems. I highly Goodman cuts loose reccommend this film for John Goodman fans, but if you don't like him, you probably won't like this film. With all of Goodman's recent success, I would think there would not be anyone who dislikes him. I give this film 3 stras outo f 4. -Ranger, Page 18 Entertainment March 7,1991 The total package price for this excursion Is just $4450, which Includes pre-departure seminars that will prepare you for your safari experience. Stu Rubner will be with you throughout your adventure to offer photographic instruction and advice. For further information call Dr. Rubner at 553-2576. For a free brochure and registration Information call Continuing Education at 553-2312. THERE'S HOPE- WE CARE 24 HOUR HOTLINE 414-658-2222 FREE PREGNANCY TEST FREE COUNSELING ON OPTIONS COMPLETE CONFIDENTIALITY BABY & MATERNITY CLOTHES CRISIS PREGNANCY CENTER 2222 ROOSEVELT RD. KENOSHA Name RANGER COLORING CONTEST DEADLINEFOK ALL EN IKIES IS MARCH 15IHAI NOON. Address JUDGES WILL BE PROFESSORS FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT. Phone ENTRIES WILL BE JUDGED ON CREATIVITY. CASH PRIZES WILL BE AWARDED: Major 1ST-$25 2ND -$15 3RF-$10 Year WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN THE MARCH 28 RANGER. RANGER STAEF MEMBERS ARE NUE ELIGIBLE. Ranger, Page 20 Classified March 7,1991 To place classified advertising in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper, stop in the Ranger office located in room D139C in the Wyllie Library ear i g , x o the Coffee Shoppe. Deadline for classified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. All classified ads placed by full or part time UW-Parkside students are e per wee run. classified ads placed by anyone other than UW-Parkside students are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. If an error occurs, the ad will be run tree ot cnarge e 0 °wing week. No refunds. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger and its employees, staff and members are not responible for the content of a dvertisng placedI by its customers. 0 UWParkside Ranger reserves the right to refuse to publish any advertising at its descretion. Please direct all inquiries to the UW-Parkside Ranger Business Manager at (414) 553-2295. CLUB EVENTS Parkside Airborne Rangers Association (PARA skydiving club) meets every Wed. at noon in Moln 163. Pi Sigma Epsilon will hold its spring spectacular raffle drawing on Wednesday, March 13th at noon in upper Main Place. Small prizes will be raffled off to those attending the drawing. PARA (skydiving club) will show a 45 min. video on skydiving at its Wed., March 13 th meeting. FOR SALE Correction! The infamous Philco fridge is not brown it's "coppertone." Still $100 or best offer. Excellent condition. Call 654-0095 after 4:30 pm. The Apple Scribe Printer is ready to go! A steal at $45 dollars. Call 654-0095 after 4:30 pm. 1987 Dodge Shadow 5 speed, loaded, good condition, call 553-2320 (day) or 634-3052 (evenings). Kyosho Raider radio controlled car over 200 sm/h! $250 value. Drive it away for $175 or best offer. Callx2872 and leave message for John. Puppies, white shepherd - black lab mix, 4 females and 1 male. Call 694-3009. I FUND RAISING Best fundraiser on-campus! Is your fraternity, sorority or club interested in earning $500 to $1,000 for a one week, on-campus marketing FUNDRAISING project? You must be well organized and hard working. Call Lena at (800) 592-2121, ext. 115. HELP WANTED Tremendous summer job! Outstanding boys' sports camp in Wisconsin's beautiful northwoods looking for counselors in tennis, golf, volleyball, swimming, waterskiing, baseball, basketball, archery, riflery, woodworking. Great facilities, food. Salary and benefits. Call 1- 800-236-CAMP. Wanted: Anyone willing to locate prospects or do parttime telemarketing. 1) No training needed 2) Bonuses and incentives offered 3) Possible future position. Call Gary (414) 421-9350. MISCELLANEOUS Any campus opinion surveys can be returned to the Information Desk or WLLC 346. For more information, call Dona at x2660. PERSONALS Exam secret! Raise that GPA now! Report tells how. Guaranteed. $5 postage paid. Book Bazaar; Dept. PR; 5310 32nd Xve; Kenosha, WI 53144! TA-Josh-Lem-Ted-Mike- Len, did you figure it out yet? Nagh-ney, I love you na-na. To BBQ #2: Have you gotten anything lately? The last one didn't have to shave his stash. PERSONALS Lem - how was your tour of Chicago? Rm.forrent Student wanted to share 3 rm. apt in Kenosha, computer available. Includes utilities. $215 mo 654-9101. Toliver and Williams - Feb. is 28 days. Boo-hoo. You guys cry so much into this paper, that we should call it "The Kleenex." LA Lightside. HAVE WE GOT A SUMMER JOB FOR YOU! •Room to Room 'Grounds Crew 'Conference Assistant 'Pointers •Custodian •Desk Receptionists For more information, contact the Residence Life Office, Apt 4C, 553-2320. You can't beat our credit cards! MasterCard and Visa • 14.8% Annual Percentage Rate • $ 5.00 Annual Fee • 25 day grace period Serving all UW-Parkside employees and students ^AT0fis Tallent Hall - Room 286 MC|JA j 553-2150 9:30-4:00 % 3 INTERN OPPORTUNITY FOR STUDENTS INTERESTED IN THE HOME OFFICE SERVICE SIDE OF THE INSURANCE INDUSTRY NORTHWESTERN MUTUAL LIFE, 10th largest life insurance company in the U.S., is looking for second semester sophomores or junior level students with a Business or Liberal Arts major who are interested in a seven month (summer and one semester) Insurance Intern position. The assignment is in one of our large insurance service departments located in the Milwaukee Home Office at 720 E. Wisconsin Avenue. (Additional information and the intern requirements are available in the Career Development Center.) CAMPUS RECRUITING DATE: TUESDAY, MARCH 26, 1991 |Southport Rigging 2926 75th St [Kenosha 652-5434 lutuar Dig"1 Equal Opportunity Employer Committed to Affirmative Action 33 3 3 3 3 =3 3 3 i 3 3 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 21, March 7, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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