45 10 1184 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/a1ebbbabbb23fa231310a20b3dd10fdf.pdf bc1c24c371ce79749acda4d4fb3d5f56 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 24, issue 6 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Loyola Lakefront Invitational Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document VOLUME 24 • JSSUE 6 • OCTOBER 12, 1995 page 13 I ESTABLISHED 1972 Loyola Lakefront Invitational I I I, I INSIDE Instructorgets job in industry page 3 Deep Space Nine: Review page 12 Parkside reacts to OJ Verdict page 9 He Said, She Said ... I I I or internships will also be discussed. Julie Anding . stressed the importance of "test-driving a career. This way you get a feel for the environment and what your interests are." There is no fee for this class, however a 15 minute appointment prior to the session with Julie Anding is necessary. Space is limited. Only 8 spots remain in the Career Planing Group. Appointments can be made in the Career Center or by calling ext. 2452. For stu- dents unable to schedule the Career Planing Group into their schedules this fall, another session will be offered in the spring. Students considering graduate school should also consider attending the Graduate School Information Session. The session is designed to out- line the steps for applying to graduate school, from choosing the right graduate school to the application forms. Questions about either session should be directed to Julie Anding in the Career Center. The Quest for Parkside Memories •Pamela Bradshaw News Editor Confused? Read this . Janette Deni! is trying to give Parkside something it doesn't have: a yearbook. In the 1985-1986 school year two students attempted to start a yearbook staff. However, their proposed budget request was denied by SOC due to a lack offunds. "My job is to see if I can get more people to help out," Deni! explained, adding, "I know it's going to be difficult." Deni! is a transfer student from Lakeland College in Sheboygan, where she was a member of their yearbook staff. Encouraging student input, Deni! has, "open ideas right now" about the yearbook format. She is considering starting with student organizations and campus events and feels that "candids would be a great thing." People interested in photography, writ- ing, computer layout and anybody who wants to learn are encouraged to contact Deni!. She stresses that no experience is necessary, just interest and determination. Deni! can be reached at 595-2803 or by leaving a message with Karla Zahn in the Student Activities office, Union 209. To begin producing a yearbook "we do have a lot of expenses to start out with," Denil said. However, she hopes 1995-1996 will be the year it happens. In the future, Denil is considering sending out surveys for student and faculty suggestions. Modern Meters • Derek Bishop Staff Writer Effective since September 28, twenty new electronic parking meters were installed in the Communication Arts visitor parking area. The meters are designed to make the campus more user friendly for prospective students, by increasing the time limit to 25 cents for 25 minutes and $2 for two hours of safe parking. "The designated people can help by not using this area for parking from 6 a.m.- 9 p.rn. This space will be patrolled and tickets will be issued where needed and cars will possibly be towed", added Police Chief Robert Deane. Bite Out of the BigApple • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer After studying theatre in the classroom, UW-Parkside students will together bite into theatre's core and trav- el to New York City. The class and trip are entitled the New York Professional Theater Seminar. ""Everyone who goes to Florida likes this way better," says Professor Judy Tucker-. Snider, coordinator of the class and trip. In the class, which will meet Mondays from 5:00- 7:30 p.m. beginning February 12 and ending March 25, students will study the history of . Broadway theater. The trip to New York City is the lab portion of the class from March 9 to March 16, during UW- Parkside' spring break. Out of the four plays that will be seen, two have already been chosen. Each year the class sees a comedy, musical, drama, and avant-garde (experimental). This year's musical is A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum star- ring Nathan Lane. The score includes "Everybody Oughta Have a Maid" and "Comedy Tonight:" Playright Larry Gelbart also wrote the original M*A*S*H comedy. The drama play, Master Class, stars Zoe Caldwell, a Tony winning Broadway actress. Playwrite Terrence McNally also wrote Love! Valor! Compassionl. Professor Judy Tucker- Snider says Lave! Valor! Compassion! "had me laughing on the floor." In the lab portion of the class, "nothing's scheduled except for the flight and plays," says Heather Schmitz, who has taken the class twice. Students walk or take taxis to the the- aters; the only transporta- tion provided is to and from the airport. Schmitz saw it as an opportunity to learn the landmarks and how to "hop on the subway." "It's a free roaming trip, you make your own agenda," says •Vicky Wateridge Confused about life after graduation? Wondering where the answers to important questions will come from? Will it be grad- uate school or a career? Well, now it is time to get focused on your future. Two meetings will be held by the career center with both sessions conducted by Julie Anding, Career Development Coordinator. The Career Planing Group meets for five weeks start- ing Wednesday, October 25 at noon in Cart 120. The Career Planing Groups are designed to be a starting point to identify and begin to develop possi- ble career options. Students who participate in the session will be working with a workbook. Discussion will cover pos- sible career interests and the importance of skill development. The groups will be discussing the val- ues in the work place from working conditions to real- istic views of goals. A goal planning process and possi- ble plan of action, Volunteer Schmitz. The first year Schmitz went on the trip, she saw Tom Hanks and Helen Hunt. But the biggest thrill was when "we walked onto the set of Love! Valor! Compassion!" and the cast came out and talked to the group. To set foot on a Broadway stage was thrilling after studying the history of Broadway theater at UW-Parkside. There are three options for this class: the 1 credit lecture class and 1 credit lab class for a 2 credit total, the 1 credit lab class only, or the lab and/or class for audit. Taking the New York Professional Theater Seminar for credit can help a G.P.A. The lab fee ranges from $575-$785, depending on room size, and includes: 4 theatre tickets, round trip airfare, round trip ground transportation from LaGuardia Airport to Hotel Edison in NYC, guest speakers (actors/directors/designers) and 7 nights at the central- ly located Hotel Edison. Tucker-Snider urges that "if anyone wants to go, tell them to get on board." . Additional information on deposits and other specifics can be obtained in the Dramatic Arts Office, Corom Arts 221, between 8 a.m. and 4 p.m. Monday-Friday. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger , Volume 24, issue 6, October 12, 1995 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 24, issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Recruitment Fair Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document VOLUME 24 • ISSUE 5 • OCTOBER 5, 1995 ESTABLISHED 1972 Recruitment Fair \ \ VVomen on VVelfare • Kimberly Barskaitiki Staff Writer What is your mental picture ofthe typi- cal woman on welfare? You may think of the stereotypical "welfare queen." Welfare advocates claim state Republicans are manipulating such stereo- types in the quest to cut government bud- get deficits and reduce the public debt. . UW system faculty and students are involved in educational projects aimed at combatting stereotypes and rhetoric dam- aging to the poor. Professor Anne Statham of the Sociology department is the Outreach Administrator of the statewide Women and Poverty Education Initiative (WPPEI). She is involved in conferences focused on the issues and writes grant proposals for WPPEI projects. In June, Statham obtained for WPPEI a $10,000 grant to produce a video called In Our Own Image. It will reveal the realities of women living in poverty. Portraying working and non-working poor women, it will help to dispel some of the myths of welfare. The premiere screening of the video is planned for late December. (See related article.) The video will give a voice to the poor, usually excluded in the media. ''We need to be sure affected women's voices are heard," Statham believes. Poverty is reflected in the class divisions of our society. This often creates "a lot of hurt feelings and misun- derstandings between poor and middle-to- upper class women." "Public opinion is not reflected in welfare reform proposals," says Statham. Surveys show that most people think welfare reform should include work training and education. They also want AFDC to remain at current rates. However, explains Statham, this is not what is being proposed in one of Governor Thompson's nationally recognized propos- by Derek Bishop A great "no impact" way to exercise. And no swimming skills needed here, except for you. Aquacize is open to students and staff at no charge, the key four letter word here is-FREE. A free way to become healthy, a free way to recap- Join the Club als, "Wisconsin Works" (W-2). In fact, this proposal will have detrimental effects on women in poverty. Since W-2 is entirely work based, it elimi- nates all cash assistance entitlements (AFDC checks without work obligations). Critics of the proposal say it provides insuf- ficient health and child care assistance. It includes no support for education. It pro- vides little support for the physically and mentally disabled. These insufficiencies are evident in the "Transitions" and "Community Service Jobs" levels of'the W-2 program. The "Transitions" level provides jobs "for those who are unable to perform independent self-sustaining work even in a community 7service job (CSJ)." While this level has well-intended goals, jobs will pay only 70% of minimum wage to recipients. CSJs, "for those who need to practice the work habits and skills necessary to be hired by a private business," similarly will pay 75% of minimum wage. Participants are limited to 24 months of work in each the Transitions and the CSJ level. Participants in both levels receive food stamps, but no federal or state Earned Income Tax Credit. On October 2, a press conference was held in Madison. Its purpose was to remind voters and politicians of the adverse effects that welfare reform will have on children living in poverty. State Rep. Tammy Baldwin (D-78th Assembly District) spoke in favor of the positions of welfare advo- cates. Professor Mary Kay Schleiter of the Sociology department and UW P student Lisa Hanson, a senior Sociology major/Spanish minor, are organizing speak- ers bureaus on women in poverty issues. They are looking for participants in these events, either as speakers or in organizing an event. If interested, call Lisa Hanson at 654-9108. You can get a discount card. Any member of the Parkside community can get discounts at area fast- food and sit-down restau- rants. Participating restau- rants include McDonald's, Subway, Village Inn, Dairy Queen, Chi-Chi's, Tacos el Rey, and Ponderosa. But that's not all. Oil changes, sweat socks, and CD's will cost you less money, if you bring your discount card to Oil X- Change, Foot Locker, and Record Town (in that order). All you have to do is pick up your campus club card at the PSGA Office, WYLL D139A. You pay nothing for the card, and receive all these fabuluous discounts (plus a few more). The cards are reusable plastic, so feel free to visit the participating businesses as often as you'd like. They will keep giving you dis- counts. Though the card expires in September 1996, saving money never goes out of style. Get your campus club card today, before they're all gone. This card is brought to you, the consumer, by the Parkside Student Government Association, known affectionately as PSGA. Bel;!iniml Oct. 1 Sf Two Can Tan For One Month Unlimited $70 00 .... For Ih. Ultimate . -e- Attitude Adjustment 271918lh 51. Glenwood Crossings 5 -::I~ZZZS_ Everybody Jump Pool • In the ture that body image you dream of or a free way to keep that figure in shape. The Intramural Department sponsored one hour class has already started, but meets in the P.E. building pool on Mondays and Thursdays from 4:45-5:45 p.m. Violet Ohlwine, who is in her second semester of instruction, will be doing the honors of conducting the fitness fun. So why waste all ofthat cash? eep it in your pocket and partici- pate in the free Aquacize. s Surviving Sexual Assault Advocacy II • Jeanne Sanchez Staff Writer Did you know that every six min- utes another woman is sexually assaulted? If you are concerned about the issue of sexual assault, becomea Surviving Sexual Assault Advocate (SSAA). 'Ib become a SSAA you must com- plete a three part training program. Thetraining dates are October 13 from 12-2 p.m., October 20 from 12-3 p.m. and October 27 from 12-3 p.m. Sign up at the Student Health Center at 595-2366. Advocates assist the victims, as well as the secondary victims, who are the friends and relatives ofthe primary victims. They also educate the public. They are there with then through legal process and help them explore the actions that they can take. The program was designed to pro- vide victims with a caring individual to serve as a resource to help them through the recovery process as well as any campus discipline process and the criminal justice process and be present, if requested during proceed- ing. "There is a great need. of men and minorities for this program." accord- ing to Marcy Cayo the Prevention Program Manager and Counselor. "Even if you are not sure you want to be an advocate you might want to come and learn more about the issues, legal procedures, how to talk with the victims, et cetera," stated Katie Kozenski, a SSAA and PHE. Also starting is a group for men called MAVERAKS Men Against Violence Educating Racine and Kenosha Students. More infomation is to come. If you want to know more contact Steve Wallner in Housing. Alcohol Awareness Week: Take a Shot The Peer Health Educators in con- junction with the Student Health and Counseling Services coordinated a week of activities that will conclude with the DWI (Dance Without Intoxication) theme dance tonight from 8 p.m. - 1 a.m. The Peer Educators were available at a table in the Main Place through- out the week to answer questions and provide literature on a variety alcohol related issues. Some of these includ- ed: How to help a friend with a drinking problem, Children of alco- holics,and What you should know ' about alcohol on campus. Students participated in a "Take a Shot" contest to win cash prizes as wellas mugs and key chains with the alcoholawareness slogan on them". StUdents had to shoot baskets wear- inga pair of glasses that were altered to simulate the vision of an intoxicat- ed person. . Many students stopped at the table in the main place to "Tell It To The Wall." Several comment~ from stu- dents included these: "Sometimes I tend not to know Whenenough is enough. I've been known to act pretty' stupid a~ parties The Women's Center Leaves a Light On • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer When the Women's Center receives a call about sexual assault, they are ready to act. "First, we find out ifthe person is safe and get them to a shelter if needed," said Becky Cooper, a trained sexual assault adyocate for the past two years. Area shelters include Women's Horizons, Kenosha Women's Resource Center, KASA (Kenosha Against Sexual Assault) and Racine Hospitals. If the victim is calling from the site, a trained advocate travels to the site. If a report needs to be filed with Campus Police and/or City Police, the advocate goes with. Kenosha Commission and Planned Parenthood are called upon if fur- ther assistance is needed. If the victim does not want to be identified, she can call to have someone to talk to. "We are not certified counselors, but we are trained as.advocates. Training teaches [us] about laws and proce- dures and also gives [us] good lis- tening skills," Cooper reassures. Cooper loves her job at the Women's Center and expresses a heartfelt interest and concern for women who have been abused. When asked about the programs they work with, energy rises in her voice. When asked about victims she is unable to help, she says, "It's hard to know I can't stop the problem. I can only point them in the right direction. I hate to see them walk away." While sexual assault and domes- tic violence are two main areas of interest, the Center also deals with divorce, co-dependency, alco- holism, assertiveness training, spirituality issues and any other issues concerning women. The Women's Center works hard at being active on campus. The month of October is Domestic Violence Awareness Month and Breast Cancer Awareness Month. A specialist on breast cancer will be coming in to speak. The last week of October is Sexual Assault Awareness Week with various events throughout the week. Take Back the Night on October 26 con- sists ·of a march and rally. If you feel you are a victim of either sexual assault or domestic violence, stop by the Women's Center. They'll leave the light on for you. Sports Editor Copy Editor Secretary Calendar Feature Editor Layout Layout Business Manager Editor-in-Chief Copy Editor Managing Editor Photo Editor Copy Editor News Editor Sports Editor Entertainment Editor Jim Hendrickson Jocelyn Hoppe Karen Diehl Karl Liebe Michael Zurad Pam Bradshaw Scott Fragale Tyson Wilda Barb Churchill, C.J. Nelson, Derek Bishop, George Harris, Gregory Jones, Jeanne Sanchez, Kimberly Barskaitiki, Kristine Hansen \ after drinking too much and embarassing myself. I should know better too, because I come from a family of alcoholics that have affected my life." "I don't drink because at the age of r-------------------------------, 6 years, I was hit by a drunk driver with no insurance and I was in the hospital for at least 2 weeks." Katie Kozenski, a Peer Health Educator said, "As Peer Educator's, we are committed to educating stu. dents about the affects of alcohol and other related issues of wellness." Reggie Slaughter, the Co-Captain of the Peer Educators said, "We hope students understand just how dan- gerous alcohol can be, and that you can have fun without alcohol." As the semester continues, it is important to remember the conse- quences of alcohol use. The center on addiction & substance abuse at Columbia University found that on college campuses nationwide 95% of violent crime is alcohol related. 90 % of all reported campus rape is alco- hol related, and 80% of all vandalism on campus is alcohol related. We encourage you to become edu- cated, make healthy decisions, and YES - have fun! AI Heppner Amy Fiebig Amy Tucker Anna Bosco April Schoenberg Chris Sandstrom Dawn Apostoli Erin Meranda Writers Ranger News is published by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, who are soley responsible for its editorial policy and content r 5.1 And the Oscar goes to... InOur Own Image • Kimberly Barskaitiki Staff Writer fessional media consultant handling the project for WPPEI. She earned a communications degree from Alverno College in 1994 and has worked on approximately 18 video projects, ranging from documentaries to commercial productions. The video features stories on the realities of poor womens' lives. Typical questions posed t~ interviewees are: Are you on AFDC? What CIr- cumstances caused you to fall into poverty? What would realistically be the most help in get- ting out of poverty? What is the biggest obstacle to getting what you need? Are you currently in any work or school program? If so, how does it In June, Professor Anne Statham of the Sociology department obtained a $10,000 grant from the Wisconsin Humanities Council (WHC) and the National Endowment ofthe Humanities. The grant is for production of a video called In Our Own Image which will feature poor women describing their lives. This is a project of the Women and Poverty Public Education Initiative (WPPEI). Jaime McBrady, the video's producer, is a pro- . nternet. 65 hours-12 bucks! Try it free for a week! Exec-PC,WislDnsin'spremierInlernel provider,hosopeneda Racine/Kenoshaconnedion. 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Politicians are targeted because of the discrep- ancy between the public's views of poor women I and the women's views of themselves. "The pub- I lie view is very one-dimensional," which McBrady sees every time she "attend[sl a public hearing or I see Is] a report on welfare." Middle class women are targeted because ! ''there is fear amid the middle class that the poor\ are hurting them. That's not the case. It's I the rich who are hurting them." Poor t women are also targeted because, according to McBrady, they need to hear the stories of women like themselves. They need to recog- nize the similarities among their lives. This u will help strengthen them and empower s them to improve their lives. e "A lot more education of poor women S needs to be done on the current policies. Women need to band together and work together because the most oppressive Iegisla-, tion is coming down on them," says McBrady. "Ultimately, it will affect their children, who are our future." McBrady is very pleased with the inter- [ views so far. The women have been "very forthcoming and got a chance to relax in front of the camera." McBrady has gathered 12 hours of footage of women from different poverty situations. She has spoken with Native American Indian women and older women, and will cover black women's stories in Milwaukee. ' McBrady hopes to start editing the ( s footage down to 30 minutes by Thanksgiving. The premiere should take 0 t place in late December or early 1996. The locale of the screening has not yet been determined, but will be announced. One of the project's goals is to use the video as an interactive tool to spur discus- sion among viewers watching it as a group. It is recommended that the video be includ- ed in the curricula of women's studies pro- grams in the UW system. McBrady has a personal interest in the video because she was a welfare mother. She credits education as the singular "ticket out of poverty." She feels she never would have gained her independence and current professional status without her education. "It changes the way you think about your- self. You never stop studying, learning and researching." e a g it h a it 4 n al U 01 I! Or u, Ib Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger , Volume 24, issue 5, October 5, 1995 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 24, issue 4 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Latinos Unidos: Celebrating the fine arts with style Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ""@~ S'I'lTi,Y "tOE."i".W~I£S:CO N S;·IN ~ PA R K SID E ." l~ ~ . '."~?,. 'rill .t.I' . ' . '"VI".· ..·.·..·.... iP.... ~ :'" r , VOLUME 24 • ISSUE 4 • SEPTEMBER 28, 1995 ESTABLISHED 1973 Inside: Ranger photo by Michelle Miloslavic Latinos inThe Fine Arts ... Love (or something) must be in the air... page 4 Showgirls Review ... pageB Haines breaks record page II page 2 Alcohol Awareness Week ... page 2 l- _ ews page 2 • September 28 1995 Latinos Unidos A Great Educational Experience • Michelle Miloslavic Staff Writer On Friday, September 22, Latinos Unidos held its first conference at Parkside. The day-long event, entitled "Latinos in the Fine Arts: Mainstreamed and Maintaining our Identities", consisted of a general session which featured guest speaker Tess Arenas, assistant to the president for multicultural affairs of UW- Systems, and two workshops led by lead- ers of the southeastern Wisconsin Latino community. , The objective of the conference accord- ing to Edwardo D. Vargas III, member-at- large, Latinos Unidos, "... it was a won- derful opportunity for the student body to learn about the vast Latino culture in which we all may have a role. Hopefully, this will be an annual or biannual event." Along with keynote speaker Tess Arenas' presentation on Latino poetry were five other presenters. During the morning workshop, there were two teach- ers from Parksille giving two different presentations: Gabriela Cambiasso, Spanish lecturer, on literature and lan- guage in the Hispanic world, and Dr. Francisco Rios, assistant professor of teacher education, on Chicano literature. The third presentation in the morning was more of a hands-on demonstration presented by Alma Gonzales-Radky from the United Community Center in Milwaukee, in which Gonzales-Radky taught students traditional folkloric dance. The afternoon workshops consist- ed of two speakers, both from the United Community Center in Milwaukee: Mark Fraire conducted a workshop on dramatic arts and theater and John Jacquez led a workshop on mariachi music. In general, "it was great educational experience and a good opportunity for the community to get involved with the University," said Jesus Farfan, a member of Latinos Unidos. The conference was attended by stu- dents and staff from Parkside and some Hispanic students from Kenosha's Bradford High School and Racine's Park and Horlick High Schools. Although the participants were very enthusiastic, there was some regret about the low attendance. As the president of Latinos Unidos, Alban Anthony Flores expressed, "This was an opportunity for all ofthe community to learn about Latinos in fine arts. I had hoped the cam- pus community would have attended, but was disappointed in their attendance. This showed lack of support outside Latinos Unidos. Overall, this was a very educational experience." The event was organized by all of the officers and members as a group effort, and was hosted by Latinos Unidos vice- president Jorge Figueroa. Jorge said that much energy was expended and he "would like to thank all the Latinos Unidos mem- bers that helped out with the posters, tickets, and everything else ...[as well as] the BSU members that showed their sup- port." Th wind up the event, there was a dance commemorating "EI Grito de Lares," the Puerto Rican Independence Day with Claudio y su Orquestra playing salsa and merengue music. To find out more about Latinos Unidos, stop by their office at OMSA, Wyllie D182 or call them at 595-2643. Alcohol Awareness Wee RANGER NEWS Kim Barskaitiki, Derek Bishop Barb Churchill, Kristine Hansen, Lyndsay Knoell, Michelle Miloslavic, C.J. Nelson, Jeanne Sanchez Ranger News is published by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parks ide, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. .Jeanne Sanchez Staff Writer Within the first six weeks of school, students develop drinking habits that stick with them throughout the school year. The Peer Health Educators want to help students realize how alcohol can effect them for the rest of their lives. Alcohol Awareness Week, from October 2-5, is going to take place to inform stu- dents and faculty about the effects of alcohol and what it does. The PHE will have an information table set up for all in Main Place from Jim Hendrickson Erin Meranda Karen Diehl Pam Bradshaw April Schoenberg Scott Fragale AI Heppner Tyson Wilda Chris Sandstrom Dawn Apostoli Jocelyn Hoppe Michael Zurad Amy Fiebig Amy Tucker Anna Bosco Karl Liebe Writers approximately 10-2 Monda) through Thursday wit information and an activi called Have a Shot With Us There will be a brick wall tell your story about ho alcohol affected your life di played throughout the week To conclude the week' events, PHE is sponsoring dance called DWI (no Driving While Intoxicate but Dancing Withou Intoxication) on the 5th at p.m. in the Union Square Many different events wi happen at the dance, s make sure you don't miss it. Editor-in-Chief Business Manager Managing Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Sports Editor Entertainment Editor Layout Layout Copy Editor I Copy Editor Copy Editor Secretary Calendar Photo Editor editorial page 3 • September 28 1995 Observations Take Me Out to the Ball Game o C.J. Nelson Ranger Columnist Baseball fans in Wisconsin may not be singing "Take me out to the ball game" after October 1st.The lease that the Brewers have on County Stadium is over after this particular game. Subsequently, the Brewers will not have a legal obligation to stay in Wisconsin. If they leave, Milwaukee will be only the sec- ond city (after Washington) to losemajor league baseball teams twice. The changing economics (greed?) of baseball has had the Brewers angling for a new play- ground since 1989. A new park PSGA? oTy Wilda Entertainment Editor Given an hour to kill on a Friday and a sick sense of bumor, one might find enjoy- ment in attending a student government meeting. It's kmd of like watching a Comedy Channel presenta- tion of the US Senate pro- ceedings. First, there's the President, Mr. Tom Richie. Elected to the position under questionable circumstances bya large block of votes from the athletic department, his term has thus far been a search for an agenda and a plan. Most recently he has means no mnre money problems, or at least that's what Bud Selig's Brew Crew would have us believe. If the brewers get their new taxpayer-backed toy, they will still be left with the same prob- lems of a small-market team. Only legitimate revenue sharing and labor peace can save base- ball. The game used to have a uni- versal afford ability for everyone. As a boy, $10 would get me down to a Cubs game by train, a decent stay, goodies, back home by train and I still would have change. Has anybody priced a seat lately? No wonder they can't draw an audience or a crowd! Who can afford to go? If the state lawmakers vote to fund a new park, they'll be mak- ing a mistake. If Selig can't make the Brewers profitable, then he should sell it to a Wisconsinite who can. That's the best way to save baseball for Wisconsin. It's irresponsible to make hon- est taxpayers contribute $160 million to a bunch of million- aires. If taxes go up, then put the money where it does some good, like in education. Bud Selig had the class not to tell the citizens of Wisconsin, "My way or the highway." That doesn't mean he needs us to build him a new ball park. I like rocks year. An election is to be held in October, to elect the 9 fall Senate seats. So far, only the timeline for this election has been completed. Petitions for candidacy are supposed to be available Monday, Oct. 9 and due back by Thursday, Oct. 12. The election will be held Wednesday and Thursday, Oct. 18 and 19. No plans as of yet have been made for the second round of elec- tions, should this one go as well as last year's. Parkside will also be the site of a United Council meeting in February of 1996. Some confusion over how exactly to accommodate this meeting still exists as the Senate debates keeping the meeting off campus and con- fined to area hotels ("Please don't let them see this place," said one Senator) or using the abundant, avail- able and cheaper resources of this school. At least half of the current crop of politicians face the prospect of a re-election cam- paign in less than a month. Now may be a good time to check out what student gov- ernment is up to. Maybe even decide you can do a bet- ter job. tried to improve the increas- ingly low campus opinion of PSGA by getting govern- ment involved with PAB in sponsoring entertainment on campus. He has given gov- ernment funds to PAB to help bring acts to campus and has been active in pro- moting these events. He and new senate president pro- tempore, Teri Jacobson, have also been busy promoting government and getting the word out on anti-student leg- islation by speaking at the dorms and in classes. His main nemesis in the senate is the 2 issue senator, Tom Belongia. This Tom is most vocal on an anti- Neumann campaign that has involved letters to the Kenosha News, Ranger and EDITORIAL POLICY Ranger News encourages letters to the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger News office (WYLL D-139C), or e-mailed to hendricj by 9 a.m. the Friday before pub- lication. Typed letters must include the author's name and phone number. Letters must not contain misleading or libelous content. Letters that fail to comply will not be published, but they will be returned to the author. Ranger News reserves the right to edit letters. on the local areas of the Internet. His other main concern is to oppose Tom Richie on any matter he can find. It's amazing how much nothing he can find to argue with during a senate meet- ing. It's also a wonder how they can get anything done while debating all these petty details just for the sake of argument. In the senate's version of musical chairs, there seems to be constant vacancies in the ranks of government. Last year, most of the judi- cial branch either graduated or quit, and at least one replacement candidate quit rather than deal with the job of senate baby-sitter that the justices have become. Senate vacancies have occurred due to graduation (Jeff Weniger), loss of eligi- bility (Ami Orava), and dis- gust with the current state of the senate (Anthony Flores, Jimmi Nicholson, Gabe Millerd). Of course, the senate lost no time in replacing these positions as quickly and quietly as possi- ble through their extensive search and screen process of asking who had friends available to take the jobs. In the past two weeks, without much ado or fanfare, new senators Casey Green and Julia K. Beaver were sworn in. Also done in this behind- closed-doors, keep-it-quiet atmosphere was the han- dling of last year's botched PSGA raffle. It turns out that a group complaining of the apathy on campus has a problem dealing with apathy in its own ranks. Only approximately 20% of the tickets necessary to pay for the raffle were sold. Senate first extended the time limit on the raffle last spring, but was still unable to meet the goals of the project. They then let the raffle lapse through the summer in vio- lation of state gaming laws, and yet did not find a way to rectify the situation. The first three meetings of the year had votes concerning the raffle before the floor, as the Senate waffled on the decision between complying with state law and saving their own public image. In the end, the raffle has been canceled and plans to refund ticket money are being drawn up. Uncertainty still remains, however, in exactly how to act. 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Reviews pages 7-9 SPORTS: Women's Soccer Team Wins ... page I I sO LL ->- SO ~ u .- > &XE VOLUME 24 • ISSUE 3 • SEPTEMBER 21, 1995 S.. . UI 0 - LL ~ >-E ~ 0 ~ u ·- > E RI ~ s.. GJ u u 0 U) -inside NEWS: State Rep. Jim Kreuser Visits Parkside... page 2 FEATURE: New Faces on Campus ... page 6 ENTERTAINMENT: C.D.-Reviews ... pages 7-9 SPORTS: Women's Soccer Team Wins ... page I I ESTABLISHED 1973 Kreuser Visits Parkside • Pamela Bradshaw . News Editor State Representative Jim Kreuser delivered good news and bad news when he spoke with students and faculty on Sept. 11. The good.news: "We got the dorms through the budget, signed'..." and half of the Physical Education expansion request has made it through. Thebad news: increased tuition, decreased college enrollment, students working more than one job and a $580 million debt in the state budget. • Across the state there has been a decrease in college enrollment attributed to increased tuition and a drop in financial aid. "Only LaCrosse is saying they're going to exceed their target [enrollment)" commented Gary Grace, Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs, "It seems we have more students working a couple of jobs ...a lot of students work a lot of hours," said Stephen McLaughlin, Dean of Students. Kreuser felt that the increase would add to the number of years students worked towards a bachelor's degree. Arian Adair-Nichols, Vice President of PSGA, explained that the budget cuts mean faculty having to do more adminFive of Parkside's College Democrats attended the Leadership Development Institute in Steven's Point last weekend, joining 100 young leaders throughout Wisconsin. Thomas Belongia (chair), Arian .Adair-Nichols (vice-chair), Teri Jacobson (secretary), Jeanne Sanchez, and Shawn Bell, along with Parkside graduate Boyd Frederick, were sponsored for this conference by elected officials. The sponsors for the conference were Kenosha county executive John Collins, State Representative Jim Kreuser, Nancy Principe, Norm Buchholz, and State Representative Bob Wirch. Wisconsin's U.S. Senators Herb istrative duties, causing a reduction in less class selection. Even with the financial cuts, Kreuser remarked that as of July 1997 the state budget will be $580 million in debt. "What Tommy Thompson is doing is taxing and spending and borrowing," Kreuser said. He also noticed that when the budget was being voted on, he saw "people there breaking from their district to vote with their party," and hopes that the constituents of those representatives will remember that at the next election. As for the Brewers' stadium issue, Kreuser believes that the Brewers want to stay. However, he stated that "if they're going to reach down here to pay for the stadium, I'm going to oppose it." He also expressed concern about how the money for a loan would be repaid. ''We'll write off a loan to billionaires, but hammer on welfare mothers," Kreuser added. Kreuser imparted some advice to students. "The-value of internships, I can't stress that enough ...to get out in business and get that opportunity is crucial." The most important thing students can do to stress the value of education to their representatives is to vote. Safety Director named ~ • Derek Bishop Staff Writer UW-Parkside has recently named Daniel L. Holcomb as the new Safety Director. Holcomb has been employed as a research and development chemist for nine years before being recruited to work as Safety Director for Aldrich Chemical in 1988. He' spent six years as the Technical Department Supervisor for Lab Safety Supply, Inc., and the Technical Department Manager for American Health & Safety, Inc. He was last employed as Technical Manager for the consulting firm of General Health & Safety Corporation in Oregon, Wisconsin. Holcomb holds a B.S. in chemistry with the equivalent of a computer science minor from Carthage College in Kenosha, and is currently a member -or an officer of the American Chemical Society, the American Society Of Safety EngineersSouthwest, Wisconsin section, and the Federation of Environmental Technologists and the Local Students Attend Leadership Conference Dan Holcomb made numerous training presentations. "I was the author, lecturer or instructor who actually wrote or gave the presentation to group sizes ranging from 30 to several hundred people," he said. Madison, Wisconsin Area Safety Council. With his accreditations as a certified Air Sampling Professional, is certified Asbestos Supervisor, and SCBA Training & Repair - lSI, Holcomb has recently Kohl and Russ Feingold addressed the Leadership Institute, praising those assembled for their commitment to be part of moving the nation forward to the 21st century. "Parkside's College Dems represent a new generation of leadership in our state and our country," Kohl said. "The conference was an excellent opportunity for them to receive intensive training on campaigo strategy and issue development. "Young people typically have been agents for progress, capitalizing and improving on the America their parents left for them. Unfortunately, the current generation of young Americans face new and undefined challenges left by the two decades of excess and neglect. "Too many people call today's young people disillusioned and apathetic. Well, from what I have seen at this institute, this generation is neither lost nor apathetic. They are enthusiastic, vibrant, and full of energy, and I am confident that the next generation of leaders will be able to move America forward in a wonderful fashion," Kohl told the gathering. "This conference was a wonderful way for all of us from around the state to meet one another an share ideas. It was exciting to be in small workshops with some of the most influential people in state and national politics today. I only wish that it could have been longer," said Arian Adair-Nichols. Tom Belongia stated, "The Institute was the best learning experience I've had in my life. We got the chance to hear first-hand accounts of what's really going on in politics and how it's going to affect us. Teri Jacobson also had something to say, "I'm happy to see so many motivated young people in our state. It encourages me to know that, even when it's not an election year, people are still eager to get involved." Legislative leaders joined the conference, as well as Democratic Party leaders and activists. The Institute plans to hold conferences for youths ages 18-25 every other year. Each participant is nominated by an elected Democratic party official or officeholder. For further information, write P.O. Box 5655, Madison, WI 53705 --- Kreuser Visits Parkside Safety Director named • Pamela Bradshaw News Editor State Representative Jim Kreuser delivered good news and bad news when he spoke with students and faculty on Sept. 11. The good news: "We got the dorms through the budget, signed ... " and half of the Physical Education expansion request has made it through. The bad news: increased tuition, decreased college enrollment, students working more than one job and a $580 million debt in the state budget. Across the state there has been a decrease in college enrollment attributed to increased tuition and a drop in financial aid. "Only LaCrosse is saying they're going to exceed their target [enrollment]" commented Gary Grace, Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs. "It seems we have more students working a couple of istrative duties, causing a reduction in less class selection. Even with the financial cuts, Kreuser remarked that as of July 1997 the state budget will be $580 million in debt. "What Tommy Thompson is doing is taxing and spending and borrowing," Kreuser said. He also noticed that when the budget was being voted on, he saw "people there breaking from their district to vote with their party," and hopes that the constituents of those representatives will remember that at the next election. As for the Brewers' stadium issue, Kreuser believes that the Brewers want to stay. However, he stated that "if they're going to reach down here to pay for the stadium, • Derek Bishop Staff Writer UW-Parkside has recently named Daniel L. Holcomb as the new Safety Director. Holcomb has been employed as a research and development chemist for nine years before being recruited to work as Safety Director for Aldrich Chemical in 1988. He spent six years as the Technical Department Supervisor for Lab Safety Supply, Inc., and the Technical Department Manager for American Health & Safety, Inc. He was last employed as Technical Manager for the consulting firm of General Health & Safety Corporation in Oregon, Wisconsin. Holcomb holds a B.S. in chemistry with the equiv- · alent of a computer sci- jobs ... a lot of students work a lot of hours," said Stephen McLaughlin, Dean of Students. Kreuser felt that the increase would add to the number of years students worked towards a bachelor's degree. I'm going to oppose it." He also expressed concern about how the money for a loan would be repaid. "We'll write off a loan to billionaires, but hammer on welfare mothers," Kreuser added. Kreuser imparted some advice to students. "The-value of internships, I can't stress that enough .. . to get out in business and get that opportunity is crucial." The most important thing students can do to stress the value of education to their ence minor from Carthage Madison, Wisconsin Area College in Kenosha, and is Safety Council. made numerous training presentations. "I was the author, lecturer or instructor who actually wrote or gave the presentation to group sizes ranging from 30 to several h undred people," he said. Arian Adair-Nichols, Vice President of PSGA, explained that the budget cuts mean faculty having to do more admin- representatives is to vote. currently a member-or an officer of the American Chemical Society, the American Society of Safety En.gin.eersSouthwest, Wisconsin section, and the Federation of Environmental Technologists and the With his accreditations as a certified Air Sampling Profession al, is certified Asbestos Supervisor, and SCBA Training & Repair - ISi, Holcomb has recently Local Students Attend Leadership Conference Five of Parkside's College Democrats attended the Leadership Development Institute in Steven's Point last weekend, joining 100 young leaders throughout Wisconsin. Thomas Belongia (chair), Arian Adair-Nichols (vice-chair), Teri Jacobson (secretary), Jeanne Sanchez, and Shawn Bell, along with Parkside graduate Boyd Frederick, were sponsored for this conference by elected officials. The sponsors for the conference were Kenosha county executive John Collins, State Representative Jim Kreuser, Nancy Principe, Norm Buchholz, and State Representative Bob Wirch. Wisconsin's U.S. Senators Herb Kohl and Russ Feingold addressed the Leadership Institute, praising those assembled for their commitment to be part of moving the nation forward to the 21st century. "Parkside's College Dems represent a new generation of leadership in our state and our country," Kohl said. "The conference was an excel- . lent opportunity for them to receive intensive training on campaign strategy and issue development. "Young people typically have been agents for progress, capitalizing and improving on the America their parents left for them. Unfortunately, the current generation of young Americans face new and undefined challenges left by the two decades of excess and neglect. "Too many people call today's young people disillusioned and apathetic. Well, from what I have seen at this institute, this generation is neither lost nor apathetic. They are enthusiastic, vibrant, and full of energy, and I am confident that the next generation of leaders will be able to move America forward in a wonderful fashion," Kohl told the gathering. "This conference was a wonderful way for all of us from around the state to meet one another an share ideas. It was exciting to be in small workshops with some of the most influential people in state and national politics today. I only wish that it could have been longer," said Arian Adair-Nichols. Tom Belongia stated, "The Institute was the best learning experience I've had in my life. We got the chance to hear first-hand accounts of what's really going on in politics and how it's going to affect us. Teri Jacobson also had something to say, "I'm happy to see so many motivated young people in our state. It encourages me to know that, even when it's not an election year, people are still eager to get involved." Legislative leaders joined the conference, as well as Democratic Party leaders and activists. The Institute plans to hold conferences for youths ages 18-25 every other year. Each participant is nominated by an elected Democratic party official or officeholder. For further information, write P.O. Box 5655, Madison, WI 53705 It Meet Officer Eckert •Derek Bishop Staff Writer Ronald Eckert has recently accepted a position with the University Police. Showing a mild interest in law enforcement as-a youth, a friend convinced Eckert to follow up on the idea. He began his career in law enforcement by receiving an Associates Degree in Police Science at Gateway College and later became a graduate of the Police Academy of Milwaukee .Area Technical College. Eckert has been involved with the Kenosha Police Explorers since 1987 and is currently a senior advisor with the post of 23 members. His future plans are to stay within law enforceRonald Eckert ment, "I find law enforcement interesting. It's not always the same with the different people you meet and with each different scenario," said Eckert. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Police patrols only the Parkside campus jurisdiction. RANGER NEWS Jim Hendrickson Erin Meranda Karen Diehl Pam Bradshaw April Schoenberg Scott Fragale AI Heppner Tyson Wilda Chris Sandstrom Dawn Apostoli Jocelyn Hoppe Mike Zurad , Amy Fiebig Editor-in-Chief Business Manager Managing Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Sports Editor Entertainment Editor Layout Layout Copy Editor Copy Editor Copy Editor i Writers: i Kim Barskaitiki, Derek Bishop, jl Barb Churchill, Kristine Hansen, C.J. Nelson. . Photo Editor I Karl Liebe I , Photographers: Lyndsay Knoell, Ryan Silich, Derek Bishop. Student turns Teacher •Kristine Hansen Staff Writer Christine Tutlewski began working on an undergraduate English degree at UWParkside in 1977. Showing steadfast dedication she completed the degree in 1991. Now this semester she is teaching two English 101 classes at Parkside, as well as working on a doctorate in English at UW-Milwaukee. Tutlewski commented on the role reversal by saying, "It's different to be here as a teacher and not a student." Carole Vopat, a current professor of English, was Tutlewski's advisor. The English professors are "more open with me now," she says with a smile. Campus clubs that are today's powerhouses at UW-Parkside were just being formed when Tutlewski was a student. The Multicultural office, which houses the Asian American Organization, the Black Student Union, Latinos Unidos and the International Club, is new to her. The Gay and Lesbian Organization was already active, along with the Women's Resource Center. "All of these organizations are important in managing issues students have on a daily basis," Tutlewski feels. She also witnessed the dorms being built, which attracted students from further away, eliminating the commuter crunch that dominated the campus. One organization that aids our mixed student population is the PASA, made up Christine Tutlewski of adult and non-traditional students. As a student, Tutlewski wanted to get involved with it, but taking classes and spending time with her family put a dent into her time commitments. "It has always been commuters and non-trads, I have these in my classes even now," says Tutlewski. Tutlewski has family ties to Parkside as well. Being the oldest of 12 siblings, herself and 5 others, along with her mother, have attended Parkside. Currently her mother is striving towards a degree in English while her sister is working on a History degree. Tutlewski's daughter is now at UW-Milwaukee after spending one year at Parkside. Christine Tutlewski wants to change lithe outsider's view of what Parkside is," as this was a frustration for her while an undergraduate and it still frustrates her as a professor. As there are many commuters and nontraditional students, outsiders dub Parkside as a community college. Despite this misconception, the English professor can not hide the joy in her voice as she recalls her days as an undergraduate at UW-Parkside, never thinking she would one day become the teacher. Ranger News is published by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Meet Officer Eckert • Derek Bishop Staff Writer Ronald Eckert has recently accepted a position with the University Police. Showing a mild interest in law enforcement as a youth, a friend convinced Eckert to follow up on the idea. He began his career in law enforcement by receiving an Associates Degree in Police ---=====-=------= Science at Gateway Ronald Eckert College and later became a ment, "I find law enforcegraduate of the Police ment interesting. It's not Academy of Milwaukee always the same with the Area Technical College. different people you meet Eckert has been involved and with each different with the Kenosha Police scenario," said Eckert. Explorers since 1987 and is The University of currently a senior advisor Wisconsin-Parkside Police with the post of 23 mem- patrols only the Parkside hers. campus jurisdiction. His future plans ~re to stay within law enforceRANGER NEWS Jim Hendrickson Erin Meranda Karen Diehl Pam Bradshaw April Schoenberg Scott Fragale Al Heppner Tyson Wilda Chris Sandstrom Dawn Apostoli Jocelyn Hoppe Mike Zurad Amy Fiebig Writers: Editor-in-Chief Business Manager Managing Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Sports Editor Entertainment Editor Layout Layout Copy Editor Copy Editor Copy Editor Kim Barskaitiki, Derek Bishop, Barb Churchill, Kristine Hansen, C.J. Nelson. Photo Editor Karl Liebe Photographers: Lyndsay Knoell, Ryan Silich, Derek Bishop. StudentturnsTeacher • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer Christine Tutlewski began working on an undergraduate English degree at UWParkside in 1977. Showing steadfast dedication she . completed the degree in 1991. Now this semester she is teaching two English 101 classes at Parkside, as well as working on a doctorate in English at UW-Milwaukee. Tutlewski commented on the role reversal by saying, "It's different to be here as a teacher and not a student." Carole Vopat, a current professor of English, was Tutlewski's advisor. The English professors are "more open with me now," she says with a smile. Campus clubs that are today's powerhouses at UW-Parkside were just being formed when Tutlewski was a student. The Multicultural office, which houses the Asian American Organization, the Black Student Union, Latinos Unidos and the Internaliuual Club, is new to her. The Gay and Lesbian Organization was already active, along with the Women's Resource Center. "All of these organizations are important in managing issues students have on a daily basis," Tutlewski feels. She also witnessed the dorms being built, which attracted students from further away, eliminating the commuter crunch that dominated the campus. One organization that aids our mixed student population is the PASA, made up Christine Tutlewski of adult and non-traditional students. As a student, Tutlewski wanted to get involved with it, but taking classes and spending time with her family put a dent into her time commitments. "It has always been commuters and non-trads, I have these in my classes even now," says Tutlewski. Tutlewski has family ties to Parkside as well. Being the oldest of 12 siblings, herself and 5 others, along with her mother, have attended Parkside. Currently her mother is striving towards a degree in English while her sister is working on a History degree. Tutlewski's daughter is now at UW-Milwaukee after spending one year at Parkside. Christine Tutlewski wants to change "the outsider's view of what Parkside is," as this was a frustration for her while an undergraduate and it still frustrates her as a professor. As there are · many commuters and nontraditional students, outsiders dub Parkside as a community college. Despite this misconception, the English professor can not hide the joy in her voice as she recalls her days as an undergraduate at UW-Parkside, never thinking she would one day become the teacher. Ranger News is published by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. AIOS Walk Wisconsin • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer What do 15,000 walkers, Tipper Gore and a life-threatening disease have in common? AIDS WALKWISCONSIN brought all ofthese together on September 17 1995 in Milwaukee's Summerfest Grounds for a 10K (6.2 miles) walk. I myself was a walker, and as I shied past dogs that dared to escape their leashes and I read signs in remembrance of relatives, friends and co--workers, while listening to red wagons squeal, I was touched by the numbers of support. At the start of the walk, aqua, purple, and yellow ribbons dotted the sky behind the walkers as they were released, hoping to one day release the victims of AIDS. Some of the organizations AIDS WALK WISCONSIN benefitted include: Milwaukee AIDS project, Madison AIDS Support Network, Center Project Inc.-Green Bay, Southeast Wisconsin AIDS ProjectKenosha, Northwest Wisconsin AIDS Project-Eau Claire, and Wisconsin Community Based Research Consortium. The pledges that walkers received will be used for AIDS care, prevention, and research programs. Since 1990, over 2 million has been raised; including over $570,000 in 1994 alone. This year, 15,000 walkers were expected to participate. Vice-President AI Gore and his wife Tipper Gore are the Walk's Honorary Chairs .. In a press release, Tipper stated, "The Midwest is no exception-this tragic disease knows no geographic bounds and it affects us all." Tipper was on hand before the Walk at the Opening Ceremony to give participants encouraging words. Before the Walk, on Summerfest grounds, walkers were asked to register and turn in pledge forms. Face painting was available, as well as an area for making quilt panels. During the Walk, music entertainment was provided at rest stops, along with water, oranges and breads. Some of the bands playing to tired walkers were: The Casper Blues Band, Cream City Cloggers, and Mia Montenegro. Clowns entertained the walkers at several of the crosswalks, trying to thin out the crowd and avoid congestion. If you are interested in volunteering on behalf of AIDS, contact the AIDS Resource Center of WIsconsin, Inc at 1-800-359-9272. Camp Heartland, a camp for children whose lives are affected by AIDS, is looking for volunteers, also. The Camp Heartland contact can be found through AIDS Resource Center of Wisconsin at the above number. AIDS Walk Wisconsin • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer What do 15,000 walkers, Tipper Gore and a life-threatening disease have in common? AIDS WALK WISCONSIN brought all of these together on September 17 1995 in Milwaukee's Summerfest Grounds for a l0K (6.2 miles) walk. I myself was a walker, and as I shied past dogs that dared to escape their leashes and I read signs in remembrance of relatives, friends and co--workers, while listening to red wagons squeal, I was touched by the numbers of support. At the start of the walk, aqua, purple, and yellow ribbons dotted the sky behind the walkers as they were released, hoping to one day release the victims of AIDS. Some of the organizations AIDS WALK WISCONSIN benefitted include: Milwaukee AIDS project, Madison AIDS Support Network, Center Project Inc.-Green Bay, Southeast Wisconsin AIDS ProjectKenosha, Northwest Wisconsin AIDS Project-Eau Claire, and Wisconsin Community Based Research Consortium. The pledges that walkers received will be used for AIDS care, prevention, and research programs. Since 1990, over 2 million has been raised; including over $570,000 in 1994 alone. This year, 15,000 walkers were expected to participate. Vice-President Al Gore and his wife Tipper Gore are the Walk's Honorary Chairs. In a press release, Tipper stated, "The Midwest is no exception-this tragic disease knows no geographic bounds and it affects us all." Tipper was on hand before the Walk at the Opening Ceremony to gi·ve participants encouraging words. Before the Walk, on Summerfest grounds, walkers were asked to register and turn in pledge forms. Face painting was available, as well as an area for making quilt panels. During the Walk, music entertainment was provided at rest stops, tnber 21. 1995 • page 4 along with water, oranges and breads. Some of the bands playing to tired walkers were: The Casper Blues Band, Cream City Cloggers, and Mia Montenegro. Clowns entertained the walkers at several of the crosswalks, trying to thin out the crowd and avoid congestion. If you are interested in volunteer~ ing on behalf of AIDS, contact the AIDS Resource Center of Wisconsin, Inc at 1-800-359-9272. Camp Heartland, a camp for children whose lives are affected by AIDS, is looking for volunteers, also. The Camp Heartland contact can be found through AIDS Resource Center of Wisconsin at the above number. The weather is getting cooler, but the heat is on at Tanlines! NEW BULB BWWOUT Come see & feel the difference ... Coming in MidSeptember! Back to school specials: $3.00 Super Session $3.50 Ultra Session Offer valid through 9/30/95. For the Ultimate Attitude Adjustment 2719 18th St. Glenwood ~~::'!~ Crossings 551-7775 Observations They~ave Theirs • C.J. Nelson Ranger Columnist Newt Gingrich, Dick Armey, Phil Gramm, Mark Neumann, and Tommy Thompson all have post Baccalaureate schooling. This schooling was paid for by various federal aid or G.!. Bill programs. Each would nOWlike to change those programs to benefit banks. Their attitude can be summed up as: "I got mine, nuts to yours." President Clinton believes in education. He understands that the payoff for education investment is on a ratio of 4-1. The Clinton Administration fought for legislation that would involve the Department of Education more in student loan programs. Because banks would lose this source of easy profits under the new plan, loans would be cheaper for students. The new Republican Majority would like to cut federal grants to students. By forcing students to take loans, Republicans would put banks back in charge of those loans with changes in interest subsidizing. The result would be higher profits for banks and greater difficulties for students. Like other students, I would love to get a doctorate without making my grandchildren payoff my debt. The Republican politicians don't care how much it costs us students. The more it costs, the more profits for the poor oppressed bankers. Banks charge higher fees and offer fewer services. They help you only if you have money. If you need help and are not wealthy a bank's favorite word is no. If "not much" is the answer to the question "what have banks done for me?," then contact Congressman Neumann's office and tell him you want the same educational opportunity that he and Speaker Gingrich had. Personal note: The Educators Credit Union has bent over backwards to help me and my family when we needed help. I want to publicly thank them and to disassociate them from my comments concerning banks. Apathy What Parkside Does Best • Arian Rana AdairNichols-Guest Columnist " My name is Arian Rana Adair-Nichols, Vice President of Parkside l; Student Government, Vice ! President French Club, Vice Chair of Campus Democrats, and a member of " CIA,PAW,GLO, and B&RC. " After two years at Parkside, I can honestly say that the general population ii of the UW-Parkside is apa- ~ thetic to the point of being a disgrace. For instance, can anyone ~ say "Homecoming?" After , the sparse summer meetings, there are three people left working on homecoming-- and not for lack of effortofthe nice woman who is coordinating it. If anyone . feels like doing something constructive, please call Karla Farrell at 595-2277. Also,for those of you who didn't see the signs, posters, flyers and table toppers, State Representative Jim Kreuser (D-Kenosha) was here on Monday, September 11 at noon in Union 104. I . understand that many clubs meet at the same time, but one would think that some lonely person-other than members of the Ranger staff, PSGA and the Administration- could possibly have made it to at least a few minutes of the meeting. That, however, was not the case. People just don't care. Legislators like Mark Neumann can rape the students because We don't vote and don't stand up for ourselves. Why is it that out of about 5000 full-time students, only 50 really care enough to do anything? From clubs like SWEA, GLO, BSU, PSGA, Latinos Unidos, and similar organizations, a few active members try to make positive changes. Most Parkside students, however, come to school. Ranger News encourages letters to the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger News office (WYLLD-139C), or Here they complain about tuition, food prices, student aid, course selection, and University and state policies. After attending class, they goto a party or to a job. Then they go home. Ifwe all spent just a little less time complaining and a little more time doing, we just might have less to complain about. If you have questions about how to do more for the campus, go to the Ranger office, the PSGA office (WYLL DI39A), Union 209, or any club meeting. Do something! EDITORIAL POLICY In Re: Obituary To the Editor: languish in orphanages. Your column last week, Childrens' energy and Mr. Hahn, refers to the lost curiosity need to be chanpotential of an unrealized neled constructively, or else life. I concede that it is a it directs itself destructively. loss when the couple wants Think of the obituaries of the child, such as my prema- the youths slain in America's ture sister born in 1957. inner cities because of senseBut what happens when it less violence, drugs, and is unwanted? For just one alcoholism. example, read Marie What about a woman who Cardinal's autobiography may want a child but knows The Words To Say It to see she cannot provide the adewhat can become of an quate support to raise it? I unwanted child. myself would never have a Youthink of the hypotheti- child, alone or with a parical unborn child in the best ner, until I could support us . scenario: wanted by loving, comfortably. stable parents who can ful- Carrying your logic ad fill all its needs. A couple in absurdum, what about the that situation is least likely potential million bucks I to terminate a pregnancy. In could have won in the last China, women are forced by lottery drawing? I terminatthe government to prevent ed my potential by not buyand terminate wanted, wel- ing a ticket. Compare the comed children. quality of my life to the Usually reality is NOT the quality of life I would have if best of all possible worlds. I had won. Should I write an In the worst situations, a obituary of my unrealized woman cannot adequately life? If,if, if... The world is care for the pre- and post- not built on hypotheticals. natal child physically or Your feeling towards an emotionally. Is it better to embryo is colored by relibring that embryo into a gious and/or moral judgdoomed life just for the sake ments. Whether a couple of of "life" or to foresee its cells has a soul is a religious doomed life and prevent a judgment as yet scientificalpainful childhood? Iy unfounded except by Following your logic, what default as in "Le Pari de about the unrealized poten- Pascal" (Pascal's Wager). tial of children already Nobody has a right to alive? These children impose his or her religious deserve all the energy and beliefs on me. How would effort put into the anti-abor- you like your reproductive tion movement. Many chil- system legislated to be dren living in poverty do not forced to produce a child you receive adequate nutrition, do not want and cannot suphousing, clothing and educa- port emotionally or finantion. One of them could have cially? been the next Einstein, or Putting religious fervor Cal Ripken. aside, every child should be What about the unwanted wanted, loved and happy. children waiting to be adopt- Take care of the children ed into loving homes? Too already in the world. If you often they are the wrong don't believe in abortion, color or the wrong age and don't have one. e-mailed to hendriej by l:J am TIle Friday before publication. Typed letters must include the author's name and phone number. Letters must not contain misleading or libelous content. Letters that fail to comply will not be published, but they will be returned to the author. Ranger News reserves the right to edit all letters. Observations In Re: • C.J. Nelson They ·~ave Theirs Obituary Ranger Co1umnist Newt Gingrich, Dick Armey, Phil Gramm, Mark Neumann, and Tommy Thompson all have post Baccalaureate schooling. This schooling was paid for by various federal aid or G.I. Bill programs. Each would now like to change those programs to benefit banks. Their attitude can be summed up as: "I got mine, nuts to yours." President Clinton believes in education. He understands that the payoff for education investment is on a ratio of 4-1. The Clinton Administration fought for legislation that would involve the Department of Education more in student Apathy loan programs. Because banks would lose this source of easy profits under the new plan, loans would be cheaper for students. The new Republican Majority would like to cut federal grants to students. By forcing students to take loans, Republicans would put banks back in charge of those loans with changes in interest subsidizing. The result would be higher profits for banks and greater difficulties for students. Like other students, I would love to get a doctorate without making my grandchildren pay off my debt. The Republican politicians don't care how much it costs us students. The more it costs, the more profits for the poor oppressed bankers. Banks charge higher fees and offer fewer services. They help you only if you have money. If you need help and are not wealthy a bank's favorite word is no. If "not much" is the answer to the question "what have banks done for me?," then contact Congressman Neumann's office and tell him you want the same educational opportunity that he and Speaker Gingrich had. Personal note: The Educators Credit Union has bent over backwards to help me and my family when we needed help. I want to publicly thank them and to disassociate them from my comments concerning banks. To the Editor: languish in orphanages. Your column last week, Childrens' energy and Mr. Hahn, refers to the lost curiosity need to be chanpotential of an unrealized neled constructively, or else life. I concede that it is a it directs itself destructively. loss when the couple wants Think of the obituaries of the child, such as my prema- the youths slain in America's ture sister born in 1957. inner cities because of sense- But what happens when it less violence, drugs, and is unwanted? For just one alcoholism. example, read Marie What about a woman who Cardinal's autobiography may want a child but knows The Words To Say It to see she cannot provide the adewhat can become of an quate support to raise it? I unwanted child. myself would never have a You think of the hypotheti- child, alone or with a partcal unborn child in the best ner, until I could support us · scenario: wanted by loving, comfortably. stable parents who can ful- Carrying your logic ad fill all its needs. A couple in absurdum, what about the that situation is least likely potential million bucks I to terminate a pregnancy. In could have won in the last China, women are forced by lottery drawing? I terminatthe government to prevent ed my potential by not buyand terminate wanted, wel- ing a ticket. Compare the corned children. quality of my life to the Usually reality is NOT the quality of life I would have if best of all possible worlds. I had won. Should I write an In the worst situations, a obituary of my unrealized woman cannot adequately life? If, if, if ... The world is What care for the pre- and post- not built on hypotheticals. Parkside Does Best natal child physically or Your feeling towards an emotionally. Is it better to embryo is colored by reli- • Arian Rana AdairNichols-Guest Columnist My name is Arian Rana Adair-Nichols, Vice President of Parkside Student Government, Vice President French Club, Vice Chair of Campus Democrats, and a member of CIA, PAW, GLO, and :B&RC. After two years at Parkside, I can honestly say that the general population 1 of the UW-Parkside is apa- ~ thetic to the point of being a disgrace. For instance, can anyone ~ say "Homecoming?" After ' the sparse summer meetings, there are three people left working on homecom- ,' ing-- and not for lack of effort of the nice woman who is coordinating it. If anyone , feels like doing something ~ constructive, please call Karla Farrell at 595-2277. Also, for those of you who didn't see the signs, posters, flyers and table toppers, State Representative Jim Kreuser (D-Kenosha) was here on Monday, September 11 at noon in Union 104. I -understand that many clubs meet at the same time, but one would think that some lonely person-other than members of the Ranger staff, PSGA and the Administration- could possibly have made it to at least a few minutes of the meeting. That, however, was not the case. People just don't care. Legislators like Mark Neumann can rape the students because we don't vote and don't stand up for ourselves. Why is it that out of about 5000 full-time students, only 50 really care enough to do anything? From clubs like SWEA, GLO, BSU, PSGA, Latinos Unidos, and similar organizations, a few active members try to make positive changes. Most Parkside students, however, come to school. Here they complain about tuition, food prices, student aid, course selection, and University and state policies. After attending class, they go to a party or to a job. Then they go home. If we all spent just a little less time complaining and a little more time doing, we just might have less to complain about. If you have questions about how to do more for the campus, go to the Ranger office, the PSGA office (WYLL D139A), Union 209, or any club meeting. Do something! bring that embryo into a gious and/or moral judg- doomed life just for the sake ments. Whether a couple of of "life" or to foresee its cells has a soul is a religious doomed life and prevent a judgment as yet scientificalpainful childhood? ly unfounded except by Following your logic, what default as in "Le Pari de about the unrealized poten- Pascal" (Pascal's Wager). tial of children already Nobody has a right to alive? These children impose his or her religious deserve all the energy and beliefs on me. How would effort put into the anti-abor- you like your reproductive tion movement. Many chil- system legislated to be dren living in poverty do not forced to produce a child you receive adequate nutrition, do not want and cannot suphousing, clothing and educa- port emotionally or finantion. One of them could have cially? been the next Einstein, or Putting religious fervor Cal Ripken. What aside, every child should be about the unwanted wanted, loved and happy. children waiting to be adopt- Take care of the children ed into loving homes? Too already in the world. If you often they are the wrong don't believe in abortion, color or the wrong age and don't have one. EDITORIAL POLICY e-malled to hendncJ by 9 am the Friday before publication. Typed letters must include the author's name and phone number. Letters must not contain misleading or libelous content. Letters that fail to comply will not be published, but they will be returned to the author. Ranger News encourages letters to the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger News office (WYLL D-139C), or Ranger News reserves the right to edit all letters. Volunteer Opportunltles ESL Instructors Needed! The Kenosha Spanish Center needs volunteers on Monday evenings from 5:00-6:30 or 6:30-8:00 teaching adults how to speak English. Begin immediately. No training necessary just enjoy people and have a good sense of humor. Bilingual a plus. See Carol in the Volunteer Office. Tutors For Kenosha Children. 6th grader at Jefferson Elementary needs help with reading and math; 2nd grader at Friedens with reading; support ED student in regular classroom at Roosevelt; help 1st grade readers at Lincoln & Bain. More info in the Volunteer Office. Racine Zoo Offer Variety of Experiences-- Marketing Assistant to help promote mem- , bership and fund raisers; Education Assistant to staff Discovery Center and help with programs; Zoo Keeper Assistant to clean exhibits and assist where needed. Dependable, committed volunteers please sign up in Volunteer Office in Career Center. Special Events: "After 5" Greeters are needed on campus between 4:30-6:30 pm on Wednesday Sept. 27. Look your best while greeting the business community. KYF Fall Run Race needs timers/scorers from 7:30 a.m.- 12:30 p.m. on Saturday, Sept. 30. Math Club Puzzle • Ashley Carter Math Club President Welcome to another column of fun mathematics from PME. Before we travel to the middle east there is an anouncment that I hope will interest you. If you have enjoyed these columns, or like mathematics, or are interested in what the Math Club does -- there is a meetmg coming up. Next Wednesday at 12 noon in Greenquist D·111the Math club will have it's first meeting ofthe year. We will discuss what the club will be doing this next year and you will have a chance to learn several mathematical magic tricks. So come to learn about mind reading and what mathematics is really all about. Meet other people interested in mathematics and learn how to astound your friends. Bring any ideas or questions that you have. Hope to see you there! Now we travel to the Middle East for some historical and ingenious number problems.' Itseems that many years ago a rich Arabian died and was survived by three sons. In his will he gave 'conditions for the division of his prized property, 17 fine/camels. The will called for one half of the : I ; i,/ II camels to go to his eldest son, one third to his middle son, and finally, one ninth to his youngest. The sons were upset because they realized that the camels would be worthless (except as dog food) if actually cut into the required proportions. The sons called upon a local sage to help them. What solution did the sage offer? This may not seem to have anything to do with the middle east (since 1,2,3'00'are arabic numerals), but what is the largest number you can get when you combine one of each of the Roman numerals we learned in school? Numerals include (in random order): M, X, I, V, C, L. What does this have to do with the Middle East? Also with Roman numerals can you change the following equation from this incorrect one into a valid one by only adding one more line? I I I I = I I . I I In ancient Egypt it has been recorded that 2 slaves could haul 3 stone slabs in 3 hours. How many slaves did it take to haul 18 stone slabs in 18 hours? Finally, a very famous water clock in Mecca strikes 6 o'clock in 5 seconds. How long does it take to strike 12 o'clock? i!Wi,I;i[iiiji1liJY_iilill!&wmIJI'tlli"it.',',,'- ~i"""~;",,R£rgtl:mtMtfi.ltfI,_,.; __, ,__, d. ~. 1995·pa Volunteers of the Week Paula Braley normal process of learning as a child. I teach a middle-aged woman how to read two times a week so she can find better employment and for self improvement. S he is highly motivated and has a great sense of humor." The Racine Literacy Council is offering a fall training for tutors. Those interested can attend an orientation meeting at 420-7th Street on Thursday, September 28 from 6- 7p.m. New Faces at Dr. Ralph Lorenz Lorenz is teaching the music theory courses that Linda Swedensky taught while she takes a one year leave of absence. Lorenz will also be teaching Composition, Analysis, and Counterpoint when needed. Lorenz is married and has a two-year old Son. They look forward to settling in the Southeast Wisconsin area. Students are selected as "Volunteers of the Week" by their altruistic attitudes, the amount of the time spent in the community, and the positive impact their service has made in the lives of others. This week's volunteer is Paula Braley. Paula Braley is a sophomore majoring in English with a minor in Spanish. Paula completed 15 hours of training with the Racine Literacy Council in May of 1995 to tutor an adult learning to read and write. Joan Gibson, Education coordinator for the Racine Literacy Council is very happy with Paula's participation. "Paula has proven to be very patient. She is an extremely dedicated volunteer." Paula loves to read and wants others to experience the same enjoyment. She stated, "I have taken reading for granted, but with knowledge and desire, I can share it with someone else. Adults are at a disadvantage when they miss the Parkside • April Schoenberg Feature Editor The beginning of the 1995-96 school year has brought many new faces to the UW-Parkside campus. One such new face is Dr. Ralph Lorenz, an instructor in the music department. Lorenz is originally from Southern California and completed his undergraduate studies and Masters degree at California State University-Long Beach. He then moved to the midwest where he received his Ph.D. from Indiana University. After applying for several teaching positions, Lorenz chose Parkside for several reasons, "Parkside and Cal State have several similarities. It is a commuter school and this is a really beautiful area as well. "It is an interesting location, and it's great to be in this city because you aren't far from big cities like Milwaukee and Chicago." Lorenz feels that "there are neat teaching opportunities for me here." c I· Volunteer Opportun•ities ESL Instructors Needed! The Kenosha Spanish Center needs volunteers on Monday evenings from 5:00-6:30 or 6:30-8:00 teaching adults how to speak English. Begin immediately. No training necessary just enjoy people and have a good sense of humor. Bilingual a plus. See Carol in the Volunteer Office. Tutors For Kenosha Children. 6th grader at Jefferson Elementary needs help with reading and math; 2nd grader at Friedens with reading; support ED student in regular classroom at Roosevelt; help 1st grade readers at Lincoln & Bain. More info in the Volunteer Office. Racine Zoo Offer Variety of Experiences-- Marketing Assistant to help promote mem- . bership and fund raisers; Education Assistant to staff Discovery Center and help with programs; Zoo Keeper Assistant to clean exhibits and assist where needed. Dependable, committed volunteers please sign up in Volunteer Office in Career Center. Special Events: "After 5" Greeters are needed on campus between 4:30-6:30 pm on Wednesday Sept. 27. Look your best while greeting the business community. KYF Fall Run Race needs timers/scorers from 7:30 a.m.- 12:30 p.m. on Saturday, Sept. 30. Math Club Puzzle • Ashley Carter Math Club President Welcome to another column of fun mathematics from PME. Before we travel to the middle east there is an anouncment that I hope will interest you. If you have enjoyed these columns, or like mathematics, or are interested in what the Math Club does -- there is a meetmg coming up. Next Wednesday at 12 noon in Greenquist D-lll the Math club will have it's first meeting of the year. We will discuss what the club will be doing this next year and you will have a chance to learn several mathematical magic tricks. So come to learn about mind reading and what mathematics is really all about. Meet other people interested in mathematics and learn how to astound your friends. Bring any ideas or questions that you have. Hope to see you there! Now we travel to the Middle East for some historical and ingenious number problems.· It seems that many years ago a rich Arabian died and was survived by three sons. In his will he gave conditions for the division of his prized property, 17 fine 1camels. The will called for one half of the camels to go to his eldest son, one third to his middle son, and finally, one ninth to his youngest. The sons were upset because they realized that the cameis wouid be worthless (except as dog food) if actually cut into the required proportions. The sons called upon a local sage to help them. What solution did the sage offer? This may not seem to have anything to do with the middle east (since 1,2,3, ... are arabic numerals), but what is the largest number you can get when you combine one of each of the Roman numerals we learned in school? Numerals include (in random order): M, X, I, V, C, L. What does this have to do with the Middle East? Also with Roman numerals can you change the following equation from this incorrect one into a valid one by only adding one more line? I I I I = I I - I I In ancient Egypt it has been recorded that 2 slaves could haul 3 stone slabs in 3 hours. How many slaves did it take to haul 18 stone slabs in 18 hours? Finally, a very famous water clock in Mecca strikes 6 o'clock in 5 seconds. How long does it take to strike 12 o'clock? . IL ... 't21.1995 • pa Volunteer$ of the Week Students are selected as "Volunteers of the Week" by their altruistic attitudes, the amount of the time spent in the community, and the positive impact their service has made in the lives of others. This week's volunteer is Paula Braley. Paula Braley is a sophomore majoring in English with a minor in Spanish. Paula completed 15 hours of training with the Racine Literacy Council in May of 1995 to tutor an adult learning to read and write. Joan Gibson, Education coordinator for the Racine Literacy Council is very happy with Paula's participation. "Paula has proven to be very patient. She is an extremely dedicated volunteer." Paula loves to read and wants others to experience the same enjoyment. She stated, "I have taken reading for granted, but with knowledge and desire, I can share it with someone else. Adults are at a disadvantage when they miss the •. / .. . .... . ~ Paula Braley normal process of learning as a child. I teach a middle-aged woman how to read two times a week so she can find better employment and for self improvement. S he is highly motivated and has a great sense of humor." The Racine Literacy Council is offering a fall training for tutors. Those interested can attend an orientation meeting at 420-7th Street on Thursday, September 28 from 6- 7 p.m. New Faces at Parkside • April Schoenberg Feature Editor The beginning of the 1995-96 school year has brought many new faces to the UW-Parkside campus. One such new face is Dr. Ralph Lorenz, an instructor in the music department. Lorenz is originally from Southern California and completed his undergraduate studies and Masters degree at California State University-Long Beach. He then moved to the midwest where he received his Ph.D. from Indiana University. After applying for several teaching positions, Lorenz chose Parkside for several reasons ' "Parkside and Cal State have several similarities. It is a commuter school and this is a really beautiful area as well. "It is an interesting location, and it's great to be in this city because you aren't far from big cities like Milwaukee and Chicago." Lorenz feels that "there are neat teaching opportunities for me here." Dr. Ralph Lorenz Lorenz is teaching the music theory courses that Linda Swedensky taught while she takes a one year leave of absence. Lorenz will also be teaching Composition, Analysis, and Counterpoint when needed. Lorenz is married and has a two-year old son. They look forward to settling in the Southeast Wisconsin area. IN THE DARK? LET US SHED SOME LIGHT ON THE SUBJECT ... »: -, .-....... Student Services will be provided each Monday and Thursday Evening Until 6 p.m. . (When classes are in session) Admissions Molinaro D-111 Advising WYLL 107 Career Center ... WYLL D-175 Cashier ... WYLL D-193 Educational and CareerDevelopment ... WYLL D-175 . Financial Aid ... WYLL D-191 Information Center ... Union Bazaar Multicultural Student Affairs WYLL D-182 Registrar/Student Records WYLL D-187 Student Life/University Activities ... Union 209 Student Health and Counseling ... 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But then, in the '90s, image rules over content. And that is what White Zombie is all about. A triumph of image over content. They are the latest stage in metal evolution. A merging of industrial style patterns with the instrumentation of the early days of metal. Ministry meets Metallica doing a cover of Black Sabbath. One note, one style, milked for all it's worth. There are little interludes between each song: moody dialogue samples, carnival music, horror show theme songs and the like. One might consider these as attempts to convey a mo jod or keep the atmosphere of the music going. Or they could be seen as attempts to keep the listener from noticing that this CD could just as easily been released as one very long song. Astra-Creep: 2000 is the ultimate car wreck; and that is what it aspires to be. Astra-Creep: 2000 is an accident begging you to look at it, a terror play rock opera, the '90s version of Tommy, where, instead of transcendence, all the players are freaks working hard to drag you down with them. ' GETTING BACK TO NATURE °Derek Bishop Staff Writer Similar to the sightings of "Big Foot" and other mystical creatures, the University of WisconsinParkside authorities were notified on Monday, September 11 of a naked body in the woods, which had been sighted along the first trail by the Pike River, located across from the Parkside dormitories. Police Chief Robert Dean said that they received a call from a woman who lives in the area that "a neighborhood kid claimed to have seen a naked body in the woods. When we arrived on the scene, she pointed out the area on a map where the body would possibly be located. But when we investigated the scene, there was no naked body to be found." The University Police then learned that the "neighborhood kid" was actually her own son, who is a Parkside student: After locating the acclaimed "sighter" on the Parkside campus, the police transported the student back to the area where he had seen the body. "We were informed that the nearly naked body was a Caucasian male who was only wearing a white T-shirt," added Dean. Maybe it was just a guy trying to get that natural tan or just an innocent prank or perhaps the reason will remain a mystery. IN THE DARK? LET US SHED SOME LIGHT ON THE SUBJECT ... . .- / ............ .,· -✓ Student Services will be provided each Monday and Thursday Evening Until 6 p.m. (When classes are in session) Admissions .. . Molinaro D-111 Advising ... WYLL 107 Career Center ... WYLL D-175 Cashier . . . WYLL D-193 Educational and Career Development . . . WYLL D-17 5 . Financial Aid ... WYLL D-191 Information Center ... Union Bazaar Multicultural Student Affairs ... WYLL D-182 Registrar/Student Records ... 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By deleting the odd use of f"*k here and there, there is no doubt that the CD could lose the parental advisory, even though the songs would lose none of their intensity or shock value. But then, in the '90s, image rules over content. And that is what White Zombie is all about. A triumph of image over content. They are the latest stage in_ metal evolution. A merging of industrial style patterns with the instrumentation of the early days of metal. Ministry meets Metallica doing a cover of Black Sabbath. One note, one style, milked for all it's worth. There are little interludes between each song: moody dialogue samples, carnival music, horror show theme songs and the like. One might consider these as attempts to convey a mo fod or keep the atmosphere of the music going. Or they could be seen as attempts to keep the listener from noticing that this CD could just as easily been released as one very long song. Astro-Creep: 2000 is the ultimate car wreck; and that is what it aspires to be. Astro-Creep: 2000 is an accident begging you to look at it, a terror play rock opera, the '90s version of Tommy, where, instead of transcendence, all the players are freaks working hard to drag you down with them. GETTING BACK TO NATURE • Derek Bishop Staff Writer Similar to the sightings of "Big Foot" and other mystical creatures, the University of WisconsinParkside authorities were notified on Monday, September 11 of a naked body in the woods, which had been sighted along the first trail by the Pike River, located across from the Parkside dormitories. Police Chief Robert Dean said that they received a call from a woman who lives in the area that "a neighborhood kid claimed to have seen a naked body in the woods. When we arrived on the scene, she pointed out the area on a map where the body would possibly be located. But when we investigated the scene, there was no naked body to be found." The University Police then learned that the "neighborhood kid" was actually her own son, who is a Parkside student." After locating the acclaimed "sighter" on the Parkside campus, the police transported the student back to the area where he had seen the body. "We were informed that the nearly naked body was a Caucasian male who was only wearing a white T-shirt," added Dean. Maybe it was just a guy trying to get that natural tan or just an innocent prank or perhaps the reason will remain a mystery. CD Review Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill • TyWilda Entertainment Editor .The sweet morning song of a hummingbird just before a steamroller makes it a permanent part of the earth. Delicate ice sculptures about to be showered in boiling oil. Exquisite blown glass sculptures in the hands of a gorilla. These are the sorts of beauties superimposed on by impending doom that best 'capture the spirit of Alanis , Morrissette's debut release Jagged Little Pill. Lyrically and melodically, no matter how sweet she tries to sound there is a trace of the sinister underlying all the music on this disc. Every pretty note she hits is matched by a growl or soured by the words she's singing. Her voice is unable to sustain a high note without developing into a vicious audio sneer at the end. This is a disc of cynicism, loss, despair and anger. A song like "Perfect," sounds like a child's lullaby, until you listen closely to lines like "That simply wasn't good -, enough/To make us proud." "YouLearn" is an epistle to learning things the hard '''ay, by experiencing the worst life has to offer. The first, single "You Ought To Know," made men afraid and women cheer for the angered, embittered singer as she ripped apart the man who left her. Its follow up, "Hand In My Pocket," lacks that intensity, but hooks with its ambiguous quality of sorrow instead. Unfortunately, this style can really fall flat at times. Sometimes, she seems to drift into the arena.of the bad heavy metal ballad, and when she attempts to sing the sweet song without anger, she fails miserably. Alanis Morissette is a grown up and nasty version of all those sweet little alternative girls, Juliana Hatfield after she got dumped real hard, Sarah McLaughlin in hell, Sheryl Crow after you take away her Prozac. As long as she holds on to that anger and uses it, she has you cornered; until she falls into the trap of sounding the way girl singers are "supposed" to sound, snu keeps yuu captured. A .Man of No Importance Opens Foreign Film Series The Foreign Film Series will make its debut with A Man of No Importance. This film offers the pleasure of Albert Finney's sweet performance as Alfie Byrne who speaks of art with a reverential capital A. The series remains an outstanding entertainment bargain. Regular price tickets are $20 and student/senior citizen tickets are $18. Each season ticket holder will be allowed to bring a guest to three showings free. Wanted-Creative Thougfits The Ranger Entertainment section Will be featunng the creative works of students in upcoming issues. If you have a piece of original poetry, humor, art, photogra- '" phy, cartooning or short fiction that you would like to share with your fellow students, please bring it down to the Ranger office for consideration AsR for Iy Wlida, Entertainment Editor. I VIRGO (Augu&t 23 • September 22) Success is righl around the corner tor you. It's time 10 get Involved. Join a career planning group or attend a workshop. but plan 10r your future now! Call 595·2452 to sign up today! ARIES (March 21 • Apr;r 19) Today Is 1he day 10 make your move I A Career advisor can help point you In the right direction. Yoor lucky numbers are 595·2452. TAURUS (April 20 - May 20) This morning Is a good time for sening goalS. Pick a major or start making some career plans. A career counsek:lr can help - find one! (HINT: The Career Center) GEMINI (May 21 - Juna 21 J QUit procrastinating and slart thinklng aboul your futuro. The lime is now 10 focus on career issues. Seek advice in the Career Genler. C595-2452) Perhaps an internship is the place to start CANCER (June 22 - JlIly 22) something you hadn't counted on could enter the equalion (hit:;week and change tNngs considerably. II's time 10 seek gutdance. Share your COncerns with a prctesslooal who knows about the world 01 work! (HINT: Oalt the Career Centar 595-2452) LEO (JlAy 23 - AU9ust 22) Find an enthusiastic person 10 talk So aboul your career goals (HINT: call Julie Anding in the Career Center) or il you're searching for a new job, this person could give you a bet leer. (HINT: Jo Ann Goodyaar) LIBRA (September 23 • October 23) This morning a development could make your life easier. Talk.lo a fnenu. or better yet. a career planning peeressJOnal about yqur goals. (For an appointment call 59S~2452. SCORPIO (October 24· Novamber 21) Conrused about what direction your life Is taklng'? Seek answers in the Career Center, WYLL D175 across from the bookstore. Your Opportunities will increase greaUy. SAGITTARIUS (Novamber 22· Docomber 21) It's time to get a clear Idea of what you should be doing. In the monUlS ahead you will take big steps in thai direc1ion. Seek guidance from an expert - Caf1595-2452 tor an appointment. CAPRICORN (O""'lmber 22 • January 19) You have a dazzling personality -. use h to your advSllage. Take the Myers-Brig;s type indicator and find ou1 how. Details in the Career Center. AQUARIUS (January 20 - FabAlary 16) Exploration is your nature this week. The anSWBfSto your career woes are forthcoming. Volunteer to make a difference and discover your hidden pctenuat (HINT: See Carol Engbe(9) PISCES (February 19 - March 20) You Bfe taeling like a 'ish out 01water with no career direction. Help is aVailable. Take the initiative. Maybe try a new part-time joQ (HINT: See Joyce Sadler) The Career Center (414) 595-2542 CD Review Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill • Ty Wilda Entertainment Editor The sweet morning song of a hummingbird just before a steamroller makes it a permanent part of the earth. Delicate ice sculptures about to be showered in boiling oil. Exquisite blown glass sculptures in the hands ofa gorilla. These are the sorts of beauties superimposed on by impending doom that best ·capture the spirit of Alanis Morrissette's debut release Jagged Little Pill. Lyrically and melodically, no matter how sweet she tries to sound there is a trace of the sinister underlying all the music on this disc. Every pretty note she hits is matched by a growl or soured by the words she's singing. Her voice is unable to sustain a high note without developing into a vicious audio sneer at the end. This is a disc of cynicism, loss, despair and anger. A song like "Perfect," sounds like a child's lullaby, until you listen closely to lines like "That simply wasn't good enoughtro make us proud." "You Learn" is an epistle to learning things the hard ·"aY, by experiencing the worst life has to offer. The first single "You Ought To Know," made men afraid and women cheer for the angered, embittered singer as she ripped apart the man who left her. Its follow up, "Hand In My Pocket," lacks that intensity, but hooks with its ambiguous quality of sorrow instead. Unfortunately, this style can really fall flat at times. Sometimes, she seems to drift into the arena of the bad heavy metal ballad, and when she attempts to sing the sweet song without anger, she fails miserably. Alanis Morissette is a grown up and nasty version of all those sweet little alternative girls, Juliana Hatfield after she got dumped real hard, Sarah McLaughlin in hell, Sheryl Crow after you take away her Prozac. As long as she holds on to that anger and uses it, she has you cornered; until she falls into the trap of sounding the way girl singers are "supposed" to sound, islw keeps you captured. A Man of No Importance Opens Foreign Film Series The Foreign Film Series will make its debut with A Man of No Importance. This film offers the pleasure of Albert Finney's sweet performance as Alfie Byrne who speaks of art with a reverential capital A. The series remains an outstanding entertainment bargain. Regular price tickets are $20 and student/senior citizen tickets are $18 . Each season ticket holder will be allowed to bring a guest to three showings free. Wanted-Creative Thoughts The Ranger Entertainment section will be featuring the creative works of students in upcoming issues. If you have a piece of original poetry, humor, art, photography, cartooning or short fiction that you would like to share with your fellow students, please bring it down to the Ranger office for consideration in our new section. Ask for Ty Wilda, Entertainment Editor. -------~'- Horoscope ARIES (March 21 - ,a.prn 19) Today Is 1he day to make your move! A Car99r advisor can help point you In the right direction. Your lucky numbers are 595-2452. TAURUS (April 20 • May 20) This morning Is a good time for setting goals. Pick a major or start making some career plans. A career counselor can help - flnd one! (HINT: The Career Center) GEMINI (May 21 - June 21) Quit procras1inaling and slart thinking about yol/f future. The time is now to focus on career issues. Seek advloe in the Career Center. (595-2452) Perhaps an internship is the place lo start. CANCER (June 22 • Jt~Y 22) Something you hadn't counted on could enter the equalion this week and change things considerably. It's time to seek guidance. Snare your concerns with a professional who knows about the world ol work! (HINT: Call the Career Center 595-2452) LEO (JLAy 23 - August 22) Find an enthusiastic person to talk lo about your career goals {HINT: call Julie Anding in the Career Center) or ii you're searching for a new job. this person could give you a hot lead. (HINT: Jo Ann Goodyear) VIRGO (August 23 - September 22) Success is right around the corner for you. It's time to get Involved. Join a career planning group or attend a workshop, but plan for your future now! Call 595·2452 to sign up 1odayl LIBRA (September 23 • October 23) This morning a development could make your lite easier. Talk lo a fr,end. or betler yet. a career planning pcofessional about your goals. (For an appoilllmenl call 595-2452. SCORPIO (October 24 • November 21) Confused about what direction your life Is tal<lng? seek answers in the Career Center, WYLL D175 across from the bookstore. Your oPportunities will increase greatly. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 • December 21) It's time to get a clear ld9a of what you should be doing. In the months ahead you wlll take big steps in that direction. Seek guidance trom an expert - can 595-2452 for an appointment. CAPRICORN (Oec&mber 22. January 19) You have a dazzling personality •· use II to your adV5'tage. Take the Myers-Briggs type indicator and find oul how. Details In the Career Center. AQUARIUS (January 20 • February 18) Exploration is your nature this week. The answers lo Y~ career woes are forthcoming. Volunteer to make a difference and discover your hidden potential. (HINT: See Carol Engberg) PISCES (February 19 • March 20) You are feeling like a lish out of water with no career direction. Help is available. Take the initiative. Maybe try a l'l8W part-time job (HINT: See Joyce Sadler) The Career Center ( 414) 595-2542 eta fJatendaria "By eAmy fhtefcer and cAnna "Bosco Giovedi, 21 di Settembre Foreign Film---A Man of No Importance. 7:30 p.m, $201$18 student/senior citizen. . National-It's National Food Services Week. Hug a Food Services worker today! Personal-We would like to wish Karl Liebe, our Photo Editor, a very happy birthday! Venerdi, 22 di Settembre Entertainment-The video of the mysterious hypnotist, Frederick Winters will be shown today, This amazing show takes place at noon in the Union Square. Men's Soccer-UW-Parkside at home vs. Oakland University at 7 p.m. The cost is free to all UWP students. Women's Volleyball-UW-Parkside at home vs. Indianapolis at 7 p.m. Sabato, 23 de Settembre National--Smile! Itis the first day of Autumn. Women's Cross Country--plays away at U.W. Whitewater at 11 a.m. Women's Volleyball--play a doubleheader at home starting at 5 pm playing against Northern Kentucky and at 7:30 p.m. against Bellamarine. Foreign Film--A Man of No Importance at is showing 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Domenica, 24 di Settembre Women's Soccer--UW-Parkside at Lewis University, 2p.m. Men's Soccer- UW-Parkside at Lewis University, 12 p.m. Trivia··Nationai Dog Week begins. Foreign Film-A Man of No Importance is showing at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Lunedi, 25 di Settembre Recruitment Fair--l0 a.m. to 3 p.m. at Main Place. This is a great oppurtunity to see the various clubs and organization on campus. Sigma Tau Delta is having their monthly meeting on Monday,September 25 at noon in Union 207. They will be discussing upcoming regional conference. Martedi, 26 di Settembre National--Johnny Appleseed Day Mereoledi, 27 di Settembre Sports--Men's Soccer plays at home against Trinity University at 4 p.m. Noon Concert- Soundings Chamber Ensemble presents Chamber Music CART DIl8. Concert_ Brass' Bullitt, 9 p.m. at the Union Square. Soup and Substance Series- "Family Rights for Gay and Lesbians," noon at Union 104-106. This will be presented by Reverend Annie Holmes. Brass Bullit Parkside Activities Board presents its first live band performance of the year with Brass Bullit on September 27 at 9 p.m. Brass Bullit describes its music as "a radical new dimension in funk and fun," playing a mix of covers ranging from Motown to today's R&B hits. The band features guitarist Bullit, bassman Chilly Willy, Lon on keyboards, vocals by Stormy 'T', and aptly named Bam Bamm as drummer. While playing such songs as "Are You Genna Go My Way," "YMCA"and "Play That Funky Music," they Get down with the groove of Brass Bullit in Union Square, September 27 at 9:00 p.m. will also entertain with an Brass Bullit will be energetic and hypnotic exploding on stage at 9:00 stage show. A groovin' time at the Union Square. Free is promised to all who enter admission for Parkside stuthis band's dance zone. dents and guests. CD Review The Rembrandts LP • TyWilda Help! I have this recurring nightmare in which Courtney Cox is holding headphones tightly to my ears and forcing me to listen to the much too cheery and chirpy theme from Friends over and over again. Or worse, the stack of love and relationship songs from the Rembrandts' full length CD, LP. The Rembrandts play an overly earnest brand of infectious pop that tries to show a faux blues-rock influence, but seems straight from the pen of post-Beatle's Paul McCartney. They sing along in sweet harmonies in the same sort of pop style that Squeeze was big on in the '80s. Pure and basic ear candy. Hook, riff, chorus by formula with just enough edge to seem like serious rockers, but not enough to threaten. They're slickly produced, competent musicians with little to say and an audience just waiting to hear it. The duo of Phil Solem and Danny Wilde form the Rembrandts. Their voices are an interchangeable blend of slightly nasal harmony with gentle tempo acoustic and acoustic sounding electric guitar backgrounds. They effortlessly glide through a seemingly unending set of love songs with ~ titles like "Lovin' Me Insane," "As Long As I Am Breathing" and "Drowning In Your Tears." Perfect little pop songs. In a somewhat odd marketing angle, the duo doesn't list their big song "I'll Be There For You (Theme From Friends)" on the CD. Never fear, though, it truly is on there as one of those very clever unlisted bonus tracks at the end of the regular tracks. LP is catchy lite rock for a lite time with those Friends you just can't get enough of. HAIL TO HE KING Hurting people isn't a good thing ...well sometimes it is. Sly Stallone Pa <3alendaria '13~ c:.Am1 f!ucler and e,.4nna '13osco Giovedi, 21 di Settembre Foreign Film---A Man of No Importance. 7:30 p.m. $20/$18 student/senior citizen. · National-It's National Food Services Week. Hug a Food Services worker today! Personal-We would like to wish Karl Liebe, our Photo Editor, a very happy birthday! Venerdi, 22 di Settembre Entertainment-The video of the mysterious hypnotist Frederick Winters will be shown today. This amazing ' show takes place at noon in the Union Square. Men's Soccer-UW-Parkside at home vs. Oakland University at 7 p.m. The cost is free to all UWP students. Women's Volleyball-UW-Parkside at home vs. Indianapolis at 7 p.m. Sabato, 23 de Settembre National--Smile! It is the first day of Autumn. Women's Cross Country--plays away at U.W. Whitewater at 11 a .m. Women's Volleyball--play a doubleheader at home starting at 5 pm playing against Northern Kentucky and at 7:30 p.m. against Bellamarine. Foreign Film--A Man of No Importance at is showing 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Domenica, 24 di Settembre Women's Soccer--UW-Parkside at Lewis University, 2p.m. Men's Soccer- UW-Parkside at Lewis University, 12 p.m. Trivia--National Dog Week begins. Foreign Film-A Man of No Importance is showing at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Lunedi, 25 di Settembre - Recruitment Fair--10 a.m. to 3 p.m. at Main Place. This is a great oppurtunity to see the various clubs and organization on campus. Sigma Tau Delta is having their monthly meeting on Monday, September 25 at noon in Union 207. They will be discussing upcoming regional conference. Martedi, 26 di Settembre National--Johnny Appleseed Day Mercoledi, 27 di Settembre Sports--Men's Soccer plays at home against Trinity University at 4 p.m. Noon Concert- Soundings Chamber Ensemble presents Chamber Music, CART DUS. Concert- Brass Bullitt, 9 p.m. at the Union Square. Soup and Substance Series- "Family Rights for Gay and Lesbians," noon at Union 104-106. This will be presented by Reverend Annie Holmes. Brass Bullit Parkside Activities Board presents its first live band performance of the year with Brass Bullit on September 27 at 9 p.m. Brass Bullit describes its music as "a radical new dimension in funk and fun " playing a mix of covers ' ranging from Motown to today's R&B hits. The band features guitarist Bullit, bassman Chilly Willy, Lon on keyboards, vocals by Stormy 'T', and aptly named Barn Bamm as drummer. While playing such songs as "Are You Gonna Go My Way," "YMCA" and "Play That Funky Music," they Get down with the groove of Brass Bullit in Union Square, September 27 at 9:00 p.m. will also entertain with an energetic and hypnotic stage show. A groovin' time is promised to all who enter this band's dance zone. Brass Bullit will be exploding on stage at 9:00 at the Union Squar e. Free admission for Parkside students and guests. CD Review The Rembrandts LP • Ty Wilda Help! I have this recurring nightmare in which Courtney Cox is holding headphones tightly to my ears and forcing me to listen to the much too cheery and chirpy theme from Friends over and over again. Or worse, the stack oflove and relationship songs from the Rembrandts' full length CD, LP. The Rembrandts play an overly earnest brand of infectious pop that tries to show a faux blues-rock influence, but seems straight from the pen of post-Beatle's Paul McCartney. They sing along in sweet harmonies in the same sort of pop style that Squeeze was big on in the '80s. Pure and basic ear candy. Hook, riff, chorus by formula with just enough edge to seem like serious rockers, but not enough to threaten. They're slickly produced, competent musicians with little to say and an audience just waiting to hear it. The duo of Phil Solem and Danny Wilde form the Rembrandts. Their voices are an interchangeable blend of slightly nasal harmony with gentle tempo acoustic and acoustic sounding electric guitar backgrounds. HAIL TO HE They effortlessly glide through a seemingly unending set of love songs with titles like "Lovin' Me Insane," "AB Long As I Am Breathing" and "Drowning In Your Tears." Perfect little pop songs. In a somewhat odd marketing angle, the duo doesn't list their big song "I'll Be There For You (Theme From Friends)" on th e CD. Never fear, though, it truly is on there as one of those very clever unlisted bonus tracks at the end of the regular tracks. LP is catchy lite rock for a lite time with those Friends you just can't. get enough of. Hurting peo - ple isn't a good thing . . . wel l someti mes i t is. KING Sly Stallone Heat and Humidity Hurt Cross Country • AI Heppner Sports Editor Some like it hot.' The men's cross country team doesn't. As the temperatures soared into the mid-80's at the 16th Annual Midwest Collegiate Open on the Parkside Cross Country Course, the Ranger's performances fell. "The heat affected us very badly," said Coach Lucian Rosa. "Our top runner didn't even ·breSk 28 minutes and we are a lot better than that." The team actually started out very strong. Andy Sarnow, 'Dave Sheriff and Brian Borkowski all went through the mile marker under 5:25. However, ~oon afterward, the sunny skies began to wear down Parkside Runners and probably assisted teams from the South. "Our top two runners and three of our top seven dropped out," added Rosa. . In all, only 12 out of Parkside's 17 starters finished the race. But Parkside wasn't the only team affected by the "heat. The body count totaled over 50 runners and a couple of them needed an ambulance escort off the course. In addi- . tion, at least a half dozen runners had to be hurdled because they lay in pain or throwing up. The warmth wasn't the only obstacle the Rangers faced. Just after the three-mile mark, a runner stepped on Brian Borkowski's shoe and Bark was forced to leave it on the course as he hobbled to the finish line. After the race, Bark proclaimed himself "The Shoeless Wonder." In addition, freshman sensation Marshall Donnerbauer and Jason Hrdina were still under the weather. Hrdina is expected back for next week's UWWhitewater meet, but Donnerbauer may be out for a while, But not all was bad for Parkside. Dave Sheriff, last year's number seven runner, was the top Ranger finisher on Saturday and already has run close to his personal best time. He attributed his dramatic improvement to "summer pounding." The number two and three runners for Parkside, Radobickey and Sean Burwell are both improving freshman and kept the Ranger's team score respectable (l7th out of 33 teams). . "We have to bounce back and run better at UW-Whitewater," said Rosa. Whether the Cross County team bounces back or not, at least we know the heat won't be a problem for long. Andy Sarnow (left) and Dave Sheriff led all Parkside runners early in the race. Midwest Collegiate Open Parkside 8 km results: 74. Dave Sheriff 28:10 82. Bernie Radobickey 28:19 104. Sean Burwell 28:50 116. Jesse Decker 28:59 119. Al Heppner 29:03 141. Steve Miller 29:30 145. Josh Osinga 29:35 199. Brian Borkowski 29:45 204. Shane Carr 29:51 207. Dave Dominguese 29:52 247. Dan Koch 30:39 Parkside Golfers Open Season • Andrew Boedecker Sports Writer The Parkside Men's Golf team pened their season last Wednesday at the University of Indianapolis Invitational, held at the Links Golf. Club. For the first time in ages, the team wasn't led by veteran coach Steve Stephens, who retired after last season's conclusion. Coach Stephens had served the University for many years and decided to turn over the reigns to Walt Shirer, whom many around Parkside may recognize from University Relations. This is also the first year _the . Rangers will compete as a part of the "-Great Lakes ValleyConference(GLVC). Led by the rookie coach, last season's MVP, Dave Kopp, and captain Brent Heit, the Rangers finished a respectable 7th place in the twelve team invite. The Rangers team score was 317. The format of the tournament was to play five players and count the lowest four scores. Kopp led the Rangers with a fine round of 74 but was disappointed afterward. "1 made 5 birdies during the round, but 1 also had 5 bogies and a double (bogey)," stated Kopp. "I thought the greens rolled really smooth and we're about twenty times better than our practice course (Johnson Park)." Freshman Jason Vanacker, in his first appearance as a Ranger, shot a solid 79, . while Scott Anthes fired an 81. Heit shot an 83, while junior 'Ibm Gentz rounded out the scoring with an 88. When asked about the course, Heitreplied, "It was a very fair test of golf; a lot better than the courses we practice on. We didn't play very well as a team, but we didn't finish that far off of the lead. If we could all pull our heads out and play decent, we might be able to win." Coach Shirer thought the team played well as a whole. "Kopp could have won the meet. He finished tied for 5th. He had a few 3-putts, but played very well. Jason Vanacker played well in his first meet as a freshman. I know the rest of the team can play better. Scott and Brent played poorly on the front nine, but recovered nicely on the back. Also, four of the GLVC teams were there, including the "team to beat"· (Northern Kentucky). We were only 3 strokes per man behind the top team GLVC team. Lbelievs that we're in the hunt for the conference championship." Indiana Wesleyan won the invite with a score of 303, and there were six other teams within fourteen shots ofthe lead. Walking on to the field • Derek Bishop Staff Writer The Parkside baseball team's head coach, Craig Kealty, has just announced that the try-out date for "walk-ens" will be held this Saturday, September 16, at 10 a.m. at the UW-Parkside field. This is the first year Kealty will be coaching the Rangers, but he has had experience with the Milwaukee School of Engineering for the past 3 years. There are estimated to be 100 games played in the upcoming season. The Rangers are looking for more help in the pitching department with an addition of a manager and statistician. "There are a number of students who are practicing everyday, but there's a need for more before the season opening on March 16. It's hard to say how the team will fare, but we do have some key returning players. Last year, the team was pretty successful and played pretty tough", stated Kealty. Heat and Huniidity Hurt Cross Country • Al Heppner Sports Editor Some like it hot. ' The men's cross country team 4oesn't. As the temperatures soared into the mid-80's at the 16th Annual Midwest Collegiate Open on the Parkside Cross Country Course, the Ranger's performances fell. "The heat affected us very badly," said Coach Lucian Rosa. "Our top runner didn't even · · break 28 minutes and we are a lot better than that." The warmth wasn't the only obstacle the Rangers fac~d. Just after the three-mile mark, a runner stepped on Brian Borkowski's shoe and Bork was forced to leave it on the course as he hobbled to the finish line. After the race, Bork proclaimed himself"The Shoeless Wonder." In addition, freshman sensation Marshall Donnerbauer and Jason Hrdina were still under the weather. Hrdina is expected back for next week's UWWhitewater meet, but Donnerbauer may be out for a The team actually started out while, very strong. Andy Sarnow, Oave Sheriff and Bri~ Borkowski all went through the mile marker under 5:25. However, ~oon afterward, the sunny skies began to wear down Parkside Runners and probably assisted teams from the South. But not all was bad for Parkside. Dave Sheriff, last year's number seven runner, was the top Ranger finisher on Saturday and already has run close to his personal best time. He attributed his dramatic improvement to "summer pounding." The number two and three runners for Parkside, Radobickey and Sean Burwell are both improving freshman and kept the Ranger's team score respectable (17th out of 33 teams). Andy Sarnow (left) and Dave Sheriff led all Parkside runners early in the race. "Our top two runners and three of our top seven dropped Midwest Collegiate Open Parkside 8 km results: · out," added Rosa. · 74. 82. 104. 116. In all, only 12 out of Parkside's 17 starters finished the race. But Parkside wasn't the only team affected by the Ji-eat. The body count totaled over 50 runners and a couple of them needed an ambulance escort off the course. In addi- "We have to bounce back and run better at UW-Whitewater," said Rosa. 119. 141. 145. . tion, at least a half dozen runners had to be hurdled because t_hey lay in pain or throwing up. Whether the Cross County team bounces back or not, at least we know the heat won't be a problem for long. 199. 204 . 207. 247. Parkside Golfers Open Season • Andrew Boedecker Sports Writer The Parkside Men's Golf team pened their season last Wednesday at the University of Indianapolis Invitational, held at the Links Golf Club. For the first time in ages, the team wasn't led by veteran coach Steve Stephens, who retired after last season's conclusion. Coach Stephens had served the University for many years and decided to turn over the reigns to Walt Shirer, whom many around Parkside may recognize from University Relations. This is also the first year .the _ Rangers will compete as a part of the Great Lakes Valley Conference (GLVC). Led by the rookie coach, last season's MVP, Dave Kopp, and captain Brent Heit, the Rangers finished a respectable 7th place in the twelve team invite. The Rangers team score was 317. The format of the tournament was to play five players and count the lowest four scores. Kopp led the Rangers with a fine round of 7 4 but was disappointed afterward. "I made 5 birdies during the round, but I also had 5 bogies and a double (bogey)," stated Kopp. "I thought the greens rolled really smooth and we're about twenty times better than our practice course (Johnson Park)." Freshman Jason Vanacker, in his first appearance as a Ranger, shot a solid 79, · while Scott Anthes fired an 81. Heit shot an 83, while junior Tom Gentz rounded out the scoring with an 88. When asked about the course, Heit replied, "It was a very fair test of golf; a lot better than the courses we practice on. We didn't play very well as a team, but we didn't finish that far off of the lead. If we could Dave Sheriff 28:10 Bernie Radobickey 28:19 Sean Burwell 28:50 Jesse Decker 28:59 Al Heppner 29:03 Steve Miller 29:30 Josh Osinga 29:35 Brian Borkowski 29:45 Shane Carr 29:51 Dave Dominguese 29:52 Dan Koch 30:39 all pull our heads out and play decent, we might be able to win." Coach Shirer thought the team played well as a whole. "Kopp could have won the meet. He finished tied for 5th. He had a few 3-putts, but played very well. Jason Vanacker played well in his first meet as a freshman. I know the rest of the team can play better. Scott and Brent played poorly on the front nine, but recovered nicely on the back. Also, four of the GLVC teams were there, including the "team to beat" (Northern Kentucky). We were only 3 strokes per man behind the top team GLVC team. l believe that we're in the hunt for the conference championship." Indiana Wesleyan won the invite with a score of 303, and there were six other teams within fourteen shots of the lead. Walking on to the field • Derek Bishop Staff Writer The Parkside baseball team's head coach, Craig Kealty, has just announced that the try-out date for "walk-ons" will be held this Saturday, September 16, at 10 a.m. at the UW-Parkside field. This is the first year Kealty will be coaching the Rangers, but he has had experience with the Milwaukee School of Engineering for the past 3 years. There are estimated to be 100 games played in the upcoming season. The Rangers are looking for more help in the pitching department with an addition of a manager and statistician. "There are a number of students who are practicing everyday, but there's a need for more before the season opening on March 16. It's hard to say how the team will fare, but we do have some key returning players. Last year, the team was pretty successful and played pretty tough", stated Kealty. Athlete of the Week: Timothy Seaman Hometown: North Babylon, New York Sport: Racewalking Future Plans: Law School Last May, Tim Seaman won an unprecedented fourth straight NAJANational Championship in the 5000 meter racewalk. Pulling away from UW-P's AI Heppner and Cedarville's Chad Eder at the two mile mark, Seaman cruised to victory in a time of 20:39, which broke his own record by nine seconds. He became the first-ever Parkside Athlete to four-peat. Taking a closer look at Seaman's Parkside career show some amazing accomplishments. An All-Conference soccer player in high school, Seaman originally 'came to Parkside to play two sports. However, his tremendous success in track and field persuaded him to narrow his focus. He won the U.S.A. Junior National title twice and established American Junior records at the 5 km, 10 km, and 20 km distances after his freshman year. In addition to his four NAIA titles, Seaman also won the National Collegiate Walking Alliance (NCWA)20 km title in 1993. At the 1993 Olympic Festival in San Antonio, he took the silver. We could write Ranger Picks o Hans Weitkuhn Sports Writer Tim Seaman atop the victory stand for the 4th straight year at AsuzaPacific University. a book about his accomplishments. Currently, Seaman, who graduated from Parkside last May, is training back in his hometown. In October, he plans to move down to La Grange, Georgia where he can train at the United States Track and Field's Center of Excellence. After the 1996 Olympic Trials, Seaman plans to attend law school.) Women's Soccer Wins ) o Derek Bishop Staff Writer The abuse continued with the Parkside Women's Soccer team claiming the cup of triumph by winning the joust over the Bellarmine Lady Knights. The only goal of the game was scored by Natalie Weber from a cross from Tracey Rosiak at the 47:13 mark. "It was a good win, as it was our second conference win. The team played tougher then yesterday by stepping up in their abilities", said head coach Barb Singer. But don't let the low score fool you, the Lady Knights had four players placed on the injured list during the competition. Erin Dessert of the Lady Knights fell victim to Parkside's "shake and tumble" playing by slowly walking away with a fractured wrist. About the flawless weekend, sophomore Jill Litkowski said, "When we're on, we're on. When we're off, we're off," Men's Soccer Wins in Overtime o Derek Bishop Staff Writer The Parkside Men's Soccer team displayed their skills in over time, with a win over the Bellarmine Knights 2-1. The first half had junior Matt Sheahan signing a score sheet with a.head shot at the 29:26 mark that was assisted by Patrick White. Parkside had the advantage coming into the second half, but it was Bellarmine who came back with a bizarre shot from Steve Wulkopf at 59:30. The highly unusual score caused the crowd of fans to stir as the very unorthodox shot that somehow got past goalkeeper Mike Guzaski and a couple of Parkside players who tried to kick the ball out of play but just could not do it. Parkside had a try at finishing .the Knights as sophomore Steven Goal made a terrific shot but the officials ruled it a handball. The time was running out and the score was tied but the damage had been done to send it into the extend session. S.F over Detroit Houston over Cincinnati NY. Giants over N.Orleans Cleveland over KC Dallas over Arizona Atlanta over N.YJets Oakland over Philadelphia Green Bay over Jacksonville: Look for the Packer's offense to redeem themselves against the expansion team. Mark Brunell will have a long day against his former teammates. Chicago over St. Louis: oAI Heppner Sports Editor San Francisco over Detroit Houston over Cincinnati NY. Giants over New Orleans Cleveland over Kansas City Dallas over Arizona Atlanta over N.Y Jets Oakland over Philadelphia Packers over Jacksonville Holmgren claims that his team is in for a season of close games. Well, this won't be one of them. A stellar Packer defense has no problems manhandling the Jaguars. Bears over St. Louis This time Kramer finds the end zone as Chicago's offense picks up the pace. The Rams are looking for their first winning season since 1989, but they can't play an expansion team every week. Washington over Tampa Bay It was Parkside who threw the knockout punch in the first 15 minute 'half at 112:25 from who else, White. Patrick White, the undisputed triple scorer from the Kentucky Wesleyan game connected on a 40 foot-shot. The second of the 15- minute, OT halves were history. "We played well earlier in the game but wejust could not finish the game. It was a tough win, especially when it's a back to back game situation; said assistant coach Chris Sagar. Sure, the Rams are 3-0 but now they're playing a real football team. Bear kicker Kevin Butler may decide this game at the end. Washington over Tampa Bay: Redskins offense will blow by Tampa's defense. Minnesota over Pittsburgh: The Vikings always seem to do well against the good teams. Pitt mourns the loss ofWoodson. San Diego over Denver: John Elway is due for a fall. Against the Chargers, Elway will fall into the waiting arms of Junior Seau. Hans' Picks: 9-5 (.643) .,. After a heart-wrenching, last second defeat to the comeback king last week, the improving 'Skins get a breather against listless Tampa Bay. Big contract or not, Shuler stays on the sideline (even after he recovers from his injury), and Gus Frerotte becomes big-name quarterback by the end of the season. Pittsburgh over Minnesota The Vikings defense was almost perfect for three quarters ag-ainst the Cowboys, but it's the Steelers big front seven that dominate this one. Steelers LB Greg Lloyd talks an awful lot of trash, but he backs it up with big plays. Big Bam Morris' running keys ball-control offense without O'Donnell, Hepp's Week 3 results: 11-3 (.785) The Hepp starts off BIG! ::....:---------------------.,--------------------------- ......------+------ Athlete of the Week: Timothy Seaman Ranger Picks Hometown: North Babylon, New York Sport: Racewalking Future Plans: Law School Last May, Tim Seaman won an unprecedented fourth straight NAIA National Championship in the 5000 meter racewalk. Pulling away from UW-P's Al Heppner and Cedarville's Chad Eder at the two mile mark, Seaman cruised to victory in a time of 20:39, which broke his own record by nine seconds. He became the first-ever Parkside Athlete to four-peat. Taking a closer look at Seaman's Parkside career show some amazing accomplishments. An All-Conference soccer player in high school, Seaman originally ·came to Parkside to play two sports. However, his tremendous success in track and field persuaded him to narrow his focus. He won the U.S.A. Junior National title twice and established American Junior records at the 5 km, 10 km, and 20 km distances after his freshman year. In addition to his four NAIA titles, Seaman also won the National Collegiate Walking Alliance (NCWA) 20 km title in 1993. At the 1993 Olympic Festival in San Antonio, he took the silver. We could write Tim Seaman atop the victory stand for the 4th straight year at AsuzaPacific University. a book about his accomplishments. Currently, Seaman, who graduated from Parkside last May, is training back in his hometown. In October, he plans to move down to La Grange, Georgia where he can train at the United States Track and Field's Center of Excellence. After the 1996 Olympic Trials, Seaman plans to attend law school.) Women's Soccer Wins • Derek Bishop Staff Writer The abuse continued with the Parkside Women's Soccer team claiming the cup of triumph by winning the joust over the Bellarmine Lady Knights. The only goal of the game was scored by Natalie Weber from a cross from Tracey Rosiak at the 47:13 mark. "It was a good win, as it was our second conference win. The team played tougher then yesterday by stepping up in their abilities", said head coach Barb Singer. But don't let the low score fo_ol you, the Lady Knights had four players placed on the injured list during the competition. Erin Dessert of the Lady Knights fell victim to Parkside's "shake and tumble" playing by slowly walking away with a fractured wrist. About the flawless weekend, sophomore Jill Litkowski said, "When we're on, we're on. When we're off, we're off." Men's Soccer Wins in Overtime • Hans Weitkuhn Sports Writer S.F over Detroit Houston over Cincinnati N.Y. Giants over N.Orleans Cleveland over K.C Dallas over Arizona Atlanta over N.Y.Jets Oakland over Philadelphia Green Bay over Jacksonville: Look for the Packer's offense to redeem themselves against the expansion team. Mark Brunell will have a long day against his former teammates. Chicago over St. Louis: •Al Heppner Sports Editor San Francisco over Detroit Houston over Cincinnati N.Y. Giants over New Orleans , Cleveland over Kansas City Dallas over Arizona Atlanta over N.Y. Jets Oakland over Philadelphia Packers over Jacksonville Holmgren claims that his team is in for a season of clos~ games. Well, this won't be one of them. A stellar Packer defense has no problems manhandling the Jaguars. Bears over St. Louis This time Kramer finds the end zone as Chicago's offense picks up the pace. The Rams are looking for their first winning season since 1989, but they can't play an expansion team every week. Washington over Tampa Bay • Derek Bishop Staff Writer The Parkside Men's Soccer team displayed their skills in over time, with a win over the Bellarmine Knights 2-1. The first half had junior Matt Sheahan signing a score sheet with a head shot at the 29:26 mark that was assisted by Patrick White. Parkside had the advantage coming into the second half, but it was Bellarmine who came back with a bizarre shot from Steve Wulkopf at 59:30. The highly unusual score caused the crowd of fans to stir as the very unorthodox shot that somehow got past goalkeeper Mike Guzaski and a couple of Parkside players who tried to kick the ball out of play but just could not do it. It was Parkside who threw the knockout punch in the first 15 minute 'half at 112:25 from who else, White. Patrick White, the undisputed triple scorer from the Kentucky Wesleyan game connected on a 40 foot-shot. The second of the 15- minute, OT halves were history. Parkside had a try at finishing _the Knights as sophomore Steven Goal made a terrific shot but the officials ruled it a handball. The time was running out and the score was tied but the damage had been done to send it into the extend session. ''We played well earlier in the game but we just could not finish the game. It was a tough win, especially when it's a back to back game situation," said assistant coach Chris Sagar. Sure, the Rams are 3-0 but now they're playing a real football team. Bear kicker Kevin Butler may decide this game at the end. Washington over Tampa Bay: Redskins offense will blow by Tampa's defense. Minnesota over Pittsburgh: The Vikings always seem to do well against the good teams. Pitt mourns the loss of Woodson. San Diego over Denver: John Elway is due for a fall. Against the Chargers, Elway will fall into the waiting arms of Junior Seau. Hans' Picks: 9-5 (.643) After a heart-wrenching, last second defeat to the comeback king last week, the improving 'Skins get a breather against listless Tampa Bay. Big contract or not, Shuler stays on the sideline (even after he recovers from his' injury), and Gus Frerotte becomes big-name quarterback by the end of the season. Pittsburgh over Minnesota The Vikings defense was almost perfect for three quarters against the Cowboys, but it's the Steelers big front seven that dominate this one. Steelers LB Greg Lloyd talks an awful lot of trash, but he backs it up with big plays. Big Barn Morris' running keys ball-control offense without O'Donnell. Hepp's Week 3 results: 11-3 (.785) The Hepp starts off BIG! .,;, ~ V) - - ~-------~-~--=--- OPPORTUNITY Now you can become a doctor in an easier, economical and faster way. For further details contact: Dr. Muhammad Sarwar Khan Tel/Fax (414) 553-9108. SPRING BREAK '96 SELL TRIPS, EARN CASH & GO FREE!!! 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 24, issue 2 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Chancellor gets social Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN - PARKSIDE VOLUME 24· ISSUE 1 • SEPTEMBER 14,1995 ESTABLISHED 1973 Awardwinners 3 and 7 Puzzle 7 ~~ Editorial 8-9 Sports 10-11 - Ranger seeks movie reviewers Do you have a rudimentary knowledge of film? Can you write? Are you dependable and prompt? If you feel that you fit the above qualifications, please apply to the Ranger News for the position of movie review- er. The Ranger is looking for two or three reliable people to write intelligent movie reviews. Please: no Beavis and Butthead reviewers, i.e., "It's cool" or "It sucks." This is an opportunity to see your work in print and newspaper experience also might look good on your resume. Possible perks may include free passes to current movies. Serious inquiries only. Please bring a writing sam- ple to Joe Kane or Ty Wilda at the Ranger office. Tanlnnes & FINGERTIPS .........=.n..' The weather is getting cooler, ., but the heat is on at 5l!ift.i1iJ" ..: Tanlines! .". NEW BULB BLOWOUT 81 Come see & feel the differ- ence ... Coming in Mid- September! Back to school specials: $3.00 Super Session $3.50 Ultra Session Offer valid through 9/30/95. For the Ultimate Attitude Adjustment 2719 18th St. Glenwood Crossings 551-7775 7 Coming up next week ristine ThtIewski will appear in next s'$mget News. ampus this week Thursday, Sep 14 Union Rec Center Open Nite - free bowling and billiards. Friday, Sep 15 1 pm CART 135 Social Action Theater- organizational meeting Friday, Sep 15 Union Cinema 7:30pm Movie: Legends of the Fall. $1 Students, $2 Guests Sunday, Sep 17. Racine County Museum "Ethnicity in Racine County" presentation by UW-Parkside History Professor Dr John Beunker 3:00-4:30 pm, Wednesday, Sep 20 3pm Unionl04 Lecture-"ls Christianity The Only True Religion? A View From John Hick's Corner" UW-Parkside Philosophy Professor Wayne Johnson ------~---J Looking to Expand Vocalists are needed here at Parkside. Chorale is the large daytime choir, and It meets from 1:00-1:50 MWFin CARTD-1l8. Chorale is open to stu- dents, staff, and faculty. Parkslde Master Singers is the nighttime choir. Master Singers meet in CARTD-1l8 from 7:00-9:45 on Monday night. Master Singers is open to all members of the commu- nity. Voices of Parkside is the chamber choir. It is a smaller group than the other two. Members must audition. The quality of the Parks ide choirs is what draws Rick Anderson to them. "I wanted to sing beautiful and challeng- ing music with a <;juahty community choir, said Anderson. James B. Kinchen, Jr. is conductor for all three choirs. Roseann Mason • Pamela Bradshaw NewsEditor Roseann Mason describes what she does as tilln~s that "just feel like they re my job." However, those "things" earned Mason the Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award. Mason enjoys making connections between dif- ferent parts of the Parkside and with the community, where "con- nections aren't there nat- urally. " Currently Mason is the coordinator of both the Writing and Tutoring Centers. She has worked to develop the programs so that they would "have some continuity for stu- dents." She feels that the Writing and Tutoring cen- ters playa "middle role between student and teacher." It meant a lot to Mason that the student who nom- inated her for the award was one of the writing assistants in the Writing center. Mason notes that many of the people who come in for assistance at the centers later work there as tutors. Another pro/'ect Mason has been invo ved with is using a grant from the Wisconsm Humanities Council to have Parkside faculty teach classes at the Racine Correctional Institution. "Most of the faculty who were involved were quite impressed and amazed at the interest level and the enthusiasm of the inmates," Mason said. "That connection ... really serves one of the missions of the university, to serve the community." PSG A Needs Justices • Kristine Hansen News Writer Do you have a 2.0 GPA? Are you enrolled in at least six non-audit cred- its this semester? Are you free Fridays at noon? If you answered yes to all of the above inquires, Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) has a justice job for you. Apply at the Senate office today for a stab at justice. Four positions are available. PSGAneeds Justices available Fridays at noon in CART129. Justices make rulings on the constitu- tionality of Senate actions. Like Washington, Parks ide operates an Executive Branch, a Judicial Branch and a Legislative Branch (Student Senate). "The President of PSGAappoints jus- tices. Then they are approved by the Senate and then by the Chancellor," states Ty Wilda. Wilda was appointed by Tom Richie, PSGAPresident, at the end of last year and is now waiting for the Chancellor's approval. The waiting has caused Wilda to doubt whether be wants tills potential PSGAposition, as he was a Senator for one and a half years. The other appointee, Mike Bovee is waiting for Chancellor approval also. Wendy Paul and Matt Stephan obtained Chancellor approval. Stephan, howev- er, is the only justice, because Paul resigned. "The majority of justices, including Chief Justices, have graduated," In Mason's 090 English class this semester, she is having students use e-mailto write to students at Northeastern Univer- sity in Boston for feedback on their essays. The theme students will be working on is the culture of school. "I think the students might resist it a little ...but .. .I think it will give them a broader sense of our country at least." Roseann Mason accepts the award from Chancellor Eleanor Smith ~ - explains Teri Jacobson, senator of PSGA and Chair of $UFAC. Jason Beyer and Iohn Lovell, two of last year's justices, have graduated. PSGAneeds fresh voices to add to our government. Jim Hendrickson Erin Meranda Karen Diehl Pam Bradshaw April Schoenberg Scott Fragale AI Heppner Joseph Kane Tyson Wilda Mike Zurad Amy Fiebig Editor-in-Chief Business Manager Managing Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Sports Editor Entertainment Editor Entertainment Editor Copy Editor Copy Editor Writers: Derek Bishop, Barb Churchill, Mark Hahn, Kristine Hansen, C.J. Nelson, Jeanne Sanchez. Photographers: Lyndsay Knoell, Ryan Silich, Derek Bishop. Thanks to Don Lintner and Pat Flanagan for their photos. Photo Editor Karl Liebe Star Trek Voyager To Boldly Go... Nowhere • Barb Churchill Rangercolumnist What is to become of Voyager? The second season has begun after a truncated first season of only 16 episodes, but the show so far leaves me cold. I have taken an informal poll of my friends (die-hard Trekkers), and all agree that serious changes must be made. Part of the problem is that some of the characters' reac- tions are not believable because there has been little character development. Case in point: Harry Kim. In the "pleasure seeker episode," Kim didn't seem to know that an attractive young lady was hitting on him. Now, I'm sorry, but naive or not, most guys wilI notice when a girl is interested, much less actually hitting on them, so this was not credible. Some stories have been copy- ing too many of the original Star Trek episodes. The Voyager ep,isode "Faces," in which B Elanna Torres (chief engi- neer) gets split into her compo- nent human and Klingon parts, reminded me of "The Enemy Within." This was one of the best classic "original" Star Trek shows. In "The Enemy Within," Kirk is split into his component "halves" (good and evil) via transporter accident, and learns through the episode that he needs both halves of himself to survive. Without both halves, Kirk found that he wasn't a "whole" man. In "Faces," Torres learns through the episode that she needs both halves of herself to survive-s-just as Jim Kirk did. This story, while still good, is hardly original. Unfortunately, most of Voyagers shows don't do even this well on the origi- nality scale! Also, I have a real problem with Captain Kathryn Janeway. She seems to have a very incomplete, and at times even schizoid, personality. Most of the time, Janeway fails to pro- ject a commanding presence. Once again, the "pleasure seek- er" episode rears its ugly head. Man, this episode really had its problems! During this episode, Janeway was Far too indecisive with the "pleasure seeker" com- mander, mainly because she seemed attracted to him. Would this have ever happened to Jim Kirk? He would have charmed the "pleasure seeker" comman- der into giving up the technolo- gy! Sometimes, "love 'em and leave 'em" has its advantages. This leaves the decision to forcibly acquire the technology remember, Voyager does want to get home to the Alpha Quadrant in this lifetime to Tuvok, B'Elanna Torres, and Ensign Seska. In other words, they have the initiative that Captain Janeway lacked. When Janeway finds out that they did this, behind her back no less, she dresses down Torres, as any gOOd Captain would. However, her characterization fails when she plaintively wails to Tuvok, "I thought that you were my friend!" I don't know of any captain that would do this, ever I A captain might say instead, . "You're my friend and you do this? What kind of friend are you, anyway? Don't you EVER do' that again, or I'll throw you out' an airlock!" I On Voyager, the producers l wished to prevent the perceived mistakes of Star Trek: Deep . Space Nine, and avoid going for !i "in-depth character studies," ~ opting instead for "action- . adventure." It shows. Please, \~ Voyager, get some character development soon, before it's too' late! Otherwise, only dyed-in- . the-wool Trekkers will continue l r to watch, the ratings will fall, ' and Voyager will never live up Ie to the promise that it has tanta- II lizingly held out. II ~ Video Review Pulp Fiction • Ty Wilda Entertainment Editor Quentin Tarantino's breakthrough film, Pulp Fiction, will be released on home video this week and so it is time to take a look back at what made it such a talked about movie. Pulp Fiction begins and ends with a restaurant rob- bery. Between that there's the performance of a paid killing, a boxer's death a heroin overdose, a homo- sexual gang rape, a sense- less and silly accidental shooting death and the semi-literate philosophical ramblings of John Travolta as Vincent Vega. Not nec- essarily in that order. All this violence and more occurs in a time-shifting plot sequence that camofIages the fact that the film is truly more of an anthology than a full length feature. what Pulp is truly, is a tribute of sorts to the old gangster films of the '40s It is brutally violent and' non-stop. From the ram- bling debates of Jules and Vincent (Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta in capti- vating contrast to each other) to the desperation of the boxer, Butch (Bruce Willis) to the formal effi- ciency of Mr. Wolffe (Harvey Keitel) there is a sense that these characters are caught in a world out of their control and just try- mg to hang on. The world of this movie is an unreal place, driven by coinci- dence and luck, a world where everyone is a bad guy just doing what it takes to get to ,some sort of redemption, Some criticized the movie for its violent content. Yes, it does have a high body count and an air of sense- lessness. But rather than a glorification of violence it is merely a portrayal of it. The humor m the film is black and inappropriate. It u IS nervous laughter and shock. Not the cartoon vio- lence of the standard action flick, but a violence that gets its impact from bemg nasty and unbeliev- able. In the end, Pulp Fiction is film noir for the 90's. A send up of gangster movies, 1970s drug and blaxploitation films and even today's action hero. A hard hitting, no holds barred adventure that hides meaning in the meaningless and is real through unreality. rpCillIFicflonTfiVia =====~.~ Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger , Volume 24, issue 2, September 14, 1995 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 24, issue 1 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Kicking off the new yea: Ranger soccer starts GLVC play Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN· PRRHSIOE VOLUME 24 • ISSUE 1 • SEPTEMBER 7.1995 ESTRBLISHED 1973 Kicking off the new year: Ranger Soccer starts GLVC play , Just What is a Provost? Ranger News aims high page 2 page 5 Students choke on Campus Gag Rule Listen to the Rhythm of the Music Reviews page 3 page 7 ..'-......... E ews September 7, 1995 • page} MeetYour New Vice Chancellor b y Pamela Bradshaw News Editor Out of a field of five, John M. Ostheimer was chosen as UW-Parkside's new provost/vice chancellor. Ostheimer began working at the end of June and has been using the summer to "get the hang of what UW-Parkside is all about." During the interview, Ostheimer commented positively on what he has seen of UW-Parkside. "My impression is that there is a tremendous amount of good activity going on, a lot of potential. It's a very exciting part of the C()\!lItq a n d this is a wonderful campus." In the future, Ostheimer sees a challenge for Parks ide, citing the decreasing budget for the university "I think that the main thing now is to decide what this campus is going to focus on, what the main mission of this place is going to be." Ostheimer feels that now isn't a good time for devising programs many new many new or hiring people. Instead, he suggests looking at the programs Parks ide currently has and finding where the strong points are. He describes his role as, "serving to stimulate thinking [and] action based on that thinking," and hopes to speak with faculty, staff and students who, "have m o r.e perspective on things, because of experience," to determine Parkside's strong points. Ostheimer also cited the importance of the connections between Parks ide and the community, "We need to express more effecti v eIy what the relationship between the university and the community really is." "This campus is highly accessible to Racine and Kenosha," he emphasized, despite the Image of isolation the campus may present by being surrounded by woodland. Many of the ties already exist between the community and university and the real challenge may be to "strengthen the image of accessibility, to make it closer to the reality." Did you know ... Zara Cully played George Jefferson's mother on the long running TV show The leffersons. Budget Cuts Change Nursing Program y Pamela Bradshaw ews Editor This semester there will be a new face in the consortial nursing program. Alma Renish, Assistant to the Dean for Health-Related Professions, will be taking over t h e advising of the pre-nursing students. Ann Boy le , the p r 0- gram's previous advisor, retired in early August. Because of budget induced changes In staffing, UW-Milwaukee had decided that upon Ann Boyle's retirement they would not restaff the position. Lacking the funds for even a part-time advisor! counselur, Parkslde shifted the responsibilities to Renish. "It was a logical choice of someone who is already doing advising in the health area," Renish commented, when asked how she was chosen. In total, Renish will have at least 380 students to advise. The nursing students enrolled r n the clinical portion of the program, about 90 students, will be advised by Nancy Buffum, the Nursing Lab Coordinator. Renish has been advising the pre-health students; those interested in physical therapy, occupational therapy, medical technician, medicine, dentistry or Alma Renish (right) advises Colette Eckert. o the r he a It hoc cup at io n s . "I am only their academic advisor until they declare a major," she explained. Afterwards she continues as their professional a d v iso r. Even though, advisors from UW-Milwaukee will be coming to assist d u ri n g freshman orientation and other "crunch times," Renish feels that "some of the things enjoy much may have los t." Renish has been a covery to be coordinator of the science competition and active in the Woman in Science program. Duties she had for the school have already been reassigned. However, she has been resisting a further reduction r n her teaching load. "I, as a person, need to be in a classroom environment. And I need to be keeping up with what is going on in biology at the current time. If I go totally into advising I think I will lose that. ... As long as I can be involved with teaching ... then it's more satisfying to me." The change in advising has also brought change in how students are admitted to the program. Instead of enrolling in UW-Milwaukee, students wil l be enrolled at Parkside and change to UW Mil' ....n ukee only after being accepted into clinicals. Renish also feels that conflicts, such as the freshman seminar r e qui rem e n tan d s c h 0 1- arships, will be worked o u t , Though freshman seminar probably would not be required o f pre - n u r sin g s t udents, the nursing faculty at UW-Milwaukee strongly recommend it. "UW-Milwaukee has been bending over backwards to a c c o m m odate and facilitate this. I think they understand that they put a burden on UW-Parkside by pulling out," Renish said, "Everybody here is being asked to do more without any compensati 0 n ." a ews September 7, 1995 • page 3 "Boot Camp" for Teachers The Campus Gag Rule in this. If this bill had succeeded, millions nationwide would have lost some of their most precious and basic Ir e cd o m s , " influence public policy or political campaigns." The Solomon Amendment, or "Campus Gag rule" as it has been referred to, was voted 0-0 in r om mir t c c On July 21 s t a n d nn the floor of J>y Pamela Bradshaw lNews Editor IbY Kimberly Barskaitiki IN'ews Writer "A community of scholars can not pursue rr u t h without free and op cn di~(;nllrs('. ()lll' Ill' the most important rcsrnnsihilitil.:S t1f lilt:' univ~rsilY is to p ro t c c t the right of expression." The preceding quote is UW-Parkside policy, taken from the Student Organization handbook. The following is an excerpt from an amendment that was voted upon in the House of Representatives this summer. "None of the funds ... may be made available to any institution of higher education when it is made known ... that any amount derived from ... charges to students is used for the support of any organization or "It's not a shortcut. It's not an easy way to teaching certification. For eighteen months, you belong to us," describes Dr. Barbara Shade, Dean of the UWParkside School of Education. "You have no time for vacations. You eat, drink, sleep and breathe elementary education. " The Experimental Certification for Ethnic Colleagues for Elementary Classrooms (EC3) p r o g r a rn compresses the requirements of regular certification for teaching grades one through six into six modular courses over a twelve month period. An additional six months of supervised student teaching is required. The program targets minority members as well as white males due to their underrepresentali on in the elementary schools, where children need more role models from these populations. OC3 students are asked to seek a commitment of three years of teaching in the Racine/Kenosha area upon graduation. Th., Tn:I" n L' 1 n n g i a. PSGA Sc n a t o r . d c s cri hc d hi" l,rri"\lllil' '11 "'11l' .k lllg 1~1Nc u m.t nn ". ofIi c c in a letter he wrote to the c d it o r, "It look t h rc c people and fifteen minutes to find out that Neumann had voted for it both times, and they did not even send me a copy of the amendment, as I requested. Neumann's office lied to me and shuffled me around. I believe we deserve more from our representatives." t h e \1" Hon s c nil .'\11,:!Uq 211u. I3vlh times, Rc p rcs e n t n t i v e Mark Nc u m un n of the first district in Wisconsin, voted in favor of it. The amendment, however, did not pass. The U.S. Public Interest Research Group warns that if this amendment had passed any student group recognized on campus could not "hold a meeting with their member of congress ... engage in a simple letter writing campaign [or] hold a rally on campus .... " The Ranger News called Neumann's Kenosha office on August 28th to ask what his reasoning was for voting for the bill. We were told that they would e-mail their Washington office and phone or mail a reply. Neither has been received. Arian Rana AdairNichols. vice p r e s id e n t "I' rS(i,\. l\lhl\;..:~1 .lgailbl til ...· .\ III L n dill ..' 111 .. \ d \111. I 1I Ii d l' r " I :1 11d \\. h Y t h c. > Ranger photo by Karl LielN. Barbara Shade The six modular courses are taught by teams of faculty from UWParks ide and Carthage College. Each module runs for seven or eight weeks and meets four hours each evening, three e v e n i n g s per week. Vice Chancellor Ostheimer, though not familiar with the bill, was concerned that the amendment's objectives were not "very good education for students." Ostheimer felt that one of the things that students learned at a university is "why it's important to participate rn today's world; why it is important to be a citizen. One of the • functions of citizens is to express their viewpoints in a constructive The current group's modules are: Learning Development and Teaching, School Society/Diversity and Special Needs Children, Reading and Language Arts, Humanities and Fine Arts, Social Studies, and Math/Science/ physical Education. This group began the program last January, will complete the modules in December, and If this bill had succeeded, millions nationwide would have lost some of their most precious and bas i c f r e ed o m s ," ,,11 ', c 1 ! h ~ , I : ;' \ .t . ,\ ;1 'I -: r . Arian Adair-Nichols t II c p r (1 :. ", :' L'(II11111unil) . t!1.11lp t h at IS c n ga g c d III continued on p, 6 FhJto Editor , KarI Uebe Entertainment Editors Joe Kane, Tyson Wilda Columnists Barb Churchill, c.J. Nelson Staff Writers Kimberly Barskaitiki, Mark Hahn Copy Editors Amy Fiebig, Jocelyn Hoppe, ................................................... Joe Kane, Michael Zurad Editor-in-Chief.. Jim Hendrickson Business Manager ···········Erin Meranda Managing Editor. ··· ·············· Karen Diehl News Editor. · ·.. ····..Pamela Bradshaw Feature Editor. ·· April Schoenberg Sports Editors Scott Fragale, AI Heppner Ranger News is published by students of the University of w!sconsin-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. ews September 7, 1995 • page 4 Virtual Diversity by Jim Hendrickson Editor-in-Chief Call it what you will. Interactive video disc tee h n 0 log y. "E d uta i nrne n t." The DOT. The Diversity Opportunity Tool is now available at UW-Parkside for students to understand racial interaction in a college s c t tin g. The DOT is an interactive video program w hie h a II 0 w sin d i v i d ua ls and small groups to explore racism with the use of a laser disc, a computer and a video screen. Unlike earlier techniques, DOT users make decisions which affect the course of the program. After inputting their course of action, the users see a short skit on the TV monitor. "I thought it was very interesting," said Curtis Bickham, pictured here using the DOT. "Educational and entertaining at the same time. I'd call it 'edutainment. It, The DOT offers for dealing with cult situations. One advice diffiDOT panel tells the user, "Effective conflict resolution involves a clear expression of feelings, but an avoidance of casting blame or attributing motive to the person whose actions were hurtful. " This lesson is reinforced by the storyline. In one scenario, a white student does not sit with her black best Curtis Bickham sits down to the Diversity Opportunity Tool. friend because of the presence of other blacks. Successful resolution of the conflict is achieved only by admitting to the other student the uneasy feeling of having a different complexion than the rest of the group. UW-Parkside IS the only school in the UW System to have the DOT this year. Alma Clayt o n-Pe d e rs en , Associate Dean of Vanderbilt Uni-. versity, who designed the system, said Parkside was the only school to ask for it. "I think that's interesting, because I'm a graduate of UW- Milwaukee," said C lay to n - Pe de rse n'. Clayton-Pedersen said Vanderbilt has been using interactive video technology with rn a th and science for several years. This is the first time this technology is being used for diversity training. The Office of Multicultural Student Affairs (OMS A) put In the request for the DOT. Anthony Brown, Director of OMSA, said, "We must be proactive in Our attempts to teach people tolerance towards diverse groups and cultures. And if we can seek assistance from sources outside the uni continued on j;>. 8 State Legislature Restores TAP by Mark Hahn News Writer Illinois students received a big break this summer when Wisconsin Slate Legislature approved continuation of the Illinois Tuition Assistance Program (TAP) for t h e 1995- 96 and 1996- 97 academic years. "Wh c n we heard it was approved, we all gave: o n e big sigh of relief." said Charles Murphy, p r oj e c t d ir e ctOT. "Its a very critical program for us and without it, the difference between in-state and out-of-state tuition makes it very difficult to recruit students from across the boarder," Murphy said t h a t an Illinois student paying out-of-state rates pays almost three times the amount that an in-state resident pays to attend UW- Parks ide each semester. A full time residential student pays an estimated $1,203.25 per semester while a nonresidential student pays an estimated $3,770.75 per semester. "This is the singlemost important program in our recruitment process and it would be very damaging without itt" said Murphy. "We would have lost a lot of students. " The $30 billion state budget approved by the State Legislature in July will extend the program for two years before needing another legislation authorization. The program provides up to 200 Illinois students exemption from non-resident tuition fees. Scholarship recipients will pay the 'arne tuition as a llli n oi s r nstate resident. Scholarship recipients who also enroll each semester full-time or part-time as a degree-seeking student, demonstrate satisfactory progress and maintain good academic standing at UW- Parkside will be eligible for continuation of their scholarship, including summer sessions. for the next two years. The Wisconsin Stale Assembly and Senate adopted the recommendation of the Joinl Finance Committee, which inserted the measure into the state budget after it was not proposed by Wisconsin Governor Tommy Thompson. In the proposed state budget or Bill ABI50, reauthorization of the TAP program after the 1995 summer session was not included. UWParkside stood to lose an estimated $700,000 if those 200 I l l in o is students did not attend the university during the 1995- 97 academic years. §eature September 7, 1995 - page 5 Ranger News strives for excellence b y April Schoenberg Feature Editor Expect this year's Ru n g e r News to be an award-winner. After attending a national newspaper conference over the summer, Ranger News Editor-in-Chief Jim Hendrickson expects just t h at , "I think with a little effort we can be an award-winning paper!" said Hendrickson. The 12th National College Pu b l ic a t io n s Workshop was held in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania from August 4-6. The workshop was held for students involved III C_ollege Publications. Two members of the Ra n g e r News staff, Jim Hendrickson (Editor in Chief) and Karl Liebe (Photography Editor), attended the Workshop. The Workshop was broken down into various seminars, some of which included Sports Reporting, Signs of Award-Winning papers, and Digital Darkroom. Hendrickson attended several seminars which dealt with various aspects of the paper. "My two favorites were the Sports Reporting and The Signs of Award-Winning Papers," said Hendrick5011. "Both had dynamic speakers, and I can't wait 10 write my first sports story. II Liebe found the Digital Darkroom Seminar to be t h e highlight of his trip. His group was able to tour the offices of The Philadelphia Inquirer and d ire c tl y ask que stions of the staff. Liebe learned that for the last five years, The Inquirer has scanned all their photo negatives onto computer disks and does all their photo layout by computer, which is a A Whale of aTrip Iby April Schoenberg lFeature Editor Children in 21 local elementary schools had a whale of a visit when Parkside students toured with a 55-fOOl inflatable humpback whale. The whale, constructed as an educational tool by teacher education students, was seen by nearly 8,000 elementary school children in the 1994-95 school year. Parks ide students coordinated and s t af'f'e d the visits which included an educational session highlighting and providing fact sheets on whales. In April, the project won the" 1995 Outstanding CLASS Project Award," presented by the Student Wisconsin Education Association (SWEA). In June, the whale project was awarded the" 1995 Outstanding CLASS Project Award," by the National Educational Association (NEA) student program. "It's a great way to get a bunch of hours at one more cost effective way to produce the photos. Liebe learned a lot from the conference, saying, "I have a lot of great ideas to use this fall! " Ro n g e r News recently became a member of the Associated Collegiate Press a n dja e associate member of the Columbia Scholastic Press Associat io n , Associations like I h e sen 0 Ids p e cia I co nfe r e n c e s and workshops on a regular basis. "By attending these conferences, we can see what's going- on with other newspapers," said Hendrickson. "And they can see us. I was very pleased 10 see that the ROllgers I brought were gone within an hour. ,. "There's clearly a lot to be done to make this paper great, but I t b ink with a little effort we e a n be a n a war d - w i nning paper!" time," said Karl Liebe, Parks ide volunteer. "It was a lot of fun, too, seeing the little kids:" To the students involved in the whale project, Chancellor Eleanor 1. Smith wrote, "We are pleased you have brought such honor to yourselves and to Parkside." For more information about the whale project or any other volunteer opportunities, see Carol Engberg in the Volunteer Office, WYLL D175. Ranger News staffers Jim Hendrickson (left) and Karl Liebe (right) recently attended a national newspaper conference in Philadelphia. Ten signs of an awardwinning college paper I. Page one has few press releases. 2. Writing is bright, editing is tight, and reporting shows depth. 3. The paper regularly publishes news and features in addition to the "usual sections" of college papers. Newer sections could include: health, science, money, travel, career, technology, etc. 4. Once an academic year or once every semester, a special report, investigative story or series is published. 5. The paper shows some leadership on campus and is involved in campus life. 6. If t h e college enrollment is diverse, then the paper's content reflects ongoing and regular coverage of the news and views of these various segments of the campus community. Pictures should also reflect that diversity. 7. Editorial! Opinion page content shows clear and strong positions. 8. Photos get big, prominent display throughout the paper. 9. Design is clean and contemporary. Each page has a focal point, a point of entry that is attractive and consequential. 10. They know how to have fun, how to lighten up an otherwise dreary run of serious stories. Jeature September 7, 1995 • page 6 BOQt Camp, continued will complete student teaching in June next year. Student teaching requires the student to attend every day of elementary school, all day, for one semester for eleven credit hours. There is an additional eve n in g s e min a r . S t udents are placed into area elementary schools for practice teaching. The School held an informational meeting the evening of August 28 for the EC3 program. The next group of students, limited to 20 participants, the program ary. Partial will begi n n ext Jan uadmission requirements are a bachelor's degree with at least a 2.25 GPA, an application to the program. an essay on interest in teaching, college transcripts and letters of reference, a personal interview, and a portfolio. The program's first group of students began in September 1993 and graduated in December 1994. Typically only 50% who start the program complete it due to the intensity and difficulty of t h e program and demands on the time of the students. Each EC3 module is equal to twenty semester credits: twelve hours per week are spent in the module classes, four to six hours are spent o b s e r v i n gin an e I ementary classroom, and students spend approximately 48 additional hours studying. Nine all-consuming. Good 28th informational teachers are always on meeting. They ranged the lookout for teaching from recent college ideas. "You watch TV graduates to professionals with graduate use degrees. Both men and down woman attended, minorthe street [and see someI ity and n o n c rn i n o r i t y • 'Can use though the majority were white males. They all expressed a common interest in leaching and many had spouses involved in education. out of ten graduates of the first group h a v e gained employment. Professional teachers spend that many hours at work and going to graduate school, explained Dr. Shade. In aider to succeed In the EC3 program, students need not just an interest in teaching, but an internal "fire," described Dr. is the hardest Shade. It job and is and think, 'Can that?' You walk thing]. that'?'" Furthermore, it is th is "fire" that motiv a t e s teachers, since they cannot expect to get rich in their jobs. Volunteer Opportunities C risis Lin e T r a i n in g For V 0 1- unteers. Women's Resource Center, Racine offers 7 sessions on Tuesday and Thursday beginning September 12 from 6-9 pm. In Kenosha, Women's Horizons begin their training on September. 25 from 6:30 - 9:30 pm every Monday and Wednesday for 8 sessions. Sign up in the Parkside Volunteer Program Office, located in WYLL D 175. Photographer Wanted. Racine Literary Council requests experienced photographer to help at Oct 3 and Nov 2 events. Must use own camera. For more information, call 595-20 II. Bilingnal Student Needed For Tutoring, Bradford High School s t u d e n t s need help in mathematics and English. Volunteer as little as hour per week. See Carol in the Volunteer Office. Special Events: Sign up in the Volunteer Office. Canoers needed to help families at the YWCA River Bend Nature Center on Sunday, Sept. 17 for a 2 hour shift between 12-4. Fight AIDS Music Festival requests Volunteers between Sept. 22-24 for a 4-hour shift at the Racine Festival Grounds. "After 5" volunteers on September 27 to greet the local business representatives during this on-campus event. .. The program is not for everyone due to its intensity and difficulty. The Advisory Committee screens the applicants carefully 10 admit students who will survive the de man din g s c h e dule. The program sac r if ice s nor e qUI r ements of the regular certification program and must cover them all in half time. Approximately fifty prospective teachers attended the August Some asked whether a master's degree is useful in the admission and employment process. While schools usually do not want to pay a higher salary for those with graduate degrees, it generally neither hurts nor hinders them. The applicant's under- / graduate degree is more ~I important, however, for I' fulfilling the general I education requirements r of the school. The Com- I;' mittee looks for students I..- with good attitudes who are "creative people who can think their way out of a paper bag," described Dr. Shade. The estimated cost of completing the program is $4000. No financial assistance IS provided except for the usual financial aid and the t u i L ion ins t a IImen { payment plan. Some students are permitted to work in schools as substitute teachers even without earned having yet certification. I' However, this places extra demands on the student'S time, and substitute teaching is notoriously difficult. The EC3 informational meeting will be repeated on Sun, Sept 17 at 3 pm in Molinaro 107. It will fa c u son s u g g e stions for preparation of the admission portfolio. Sign up for the meeting and obtain complete i n for mat ion and a p p I ication procedures by calling the School of Education at 595-2569. entertainment September 7, 1995 • page 7 New Alternative as Good as Old by Barb Churchill !Ranger columnist Over the summer, many influential albums have had strong sales, including Live's Throwing Copper, Bush's Sixteen Stone, Soul Asylum's Let Your Dim Light Shine, and Mad Season's Above. These albums are all "new alternative," which is characterized differently than "old alternative" mainly because it holds out some hope for the future (even if it's not very much). Live's "White Discussion" is a case in point. The song is a driving, pulsating mass of discontent and discord, yet there are underlying positive threads. "I talk of freedom ... I talk of r c vo iut io n ," s t af e s one line. This generation is more integrated than the old one. We can hardly understand what the older generation is talking about. And in Live's song, that is a good thing, because it means that we have made progress. Another song that like very much is Mad Season's "I Don't Know Anything." Despite the fact that "the teacher put the ruler down, on my hand ... ", the singer rose above that, rejecting violence. The singer doesn't know what he's learned, or how to correct things, but knows that he's going to try anyway. Other songs of note include Bush's "Little Things," Soul Asylum's "Misery", and Live's "Lightning Crashes." "Little Things" is a biting satire about everything going right, yet "the lillie things kill." "Misery" shows a new generation that misery loves company, and that people can bring you down by just existing. In "Lightning Crashes" people have lillie control over their own lives. Consequently, we should make the most of the few positive moments we are granted. We probably won't have many of them. How cheery. This "new alternative" sound plays pretty much like the old one, with altered chords, semi-tonal melodies, and pulsating rhythms that drive the songs to artistic completion. If you like songs that are downbeat but have pOSIt iv e messages, give the ab o v e albums a try. You might like them. -J!\- PACK th{! PLAC~ FOR MONDAYNIGHT FOOTIJALLIN TIlE UNION SQUARE on SEPTEMBER 11th at 1:30pm PAN D's PIZZA SPECIAUil FREE .RAFJi'LESl 5.-\.NDWICBSPECUISl BIG SCREEN T.V. DRINK SPECIAUil SPECI'ACtJlAR pmOSl WINNERS MUST BE PRJ:SENT TO CLAIM PRIZES PACKERS \'s. Da'BEARS{iJ eUNtVElL~ITYDININGSERVICES CD Review PJ Harvey, To Bring You My Love by Ty Wilda Entertainment Editor A menacing bass line and slight accentuation by organ and guitar are all that accompany Polly Jean Harvey's powerful voice on the title track that opens this CD. She pours out a wail of obsessive love that needs no o v e r p o wering instrumentation to get through to you. So it is with the rest of the tracks. A barren style of songwriting depending mostly on the slightly distorted, edgy moan of Harvey, with the rest of the band providing exclamation p o inr s where needed. To Bring You My Love explores the dark side of love and of womanhood. While not known as being an up band in the first place, PJ Harvey stakes out new dark territory here. Obsess iv e love, unbearable need, unwanted consequences, and memories and h is t o r ie s that haunt are the themes here. Even the pseudo dance hit "Down By The Water" talks of lost daughters and lost loves. "C'mon Billy" is a plea for the r e t u r n of such a lost love, at least to meet his left behind child. The t it l e track and "Send His Love To Me" address the lengths one will go to for love. All of this is done brilliantly through spare instrumentation and the tightly controlled voice of Harvey. She stands out in the music, seemingly walking alone with her thoughts, her voice just reaching the edg.e of anger, but never quite exploding into it. This is challenging music thematically and instrumentally. It works. UNIVERSITY DINING SERVICES FOOD SERVICE OPERATING HOURS FAU 1995 UNION DINING ROOM: 7:15am' 7:00pm Monday - Thursday 7:15am - 6:30pm Friday CDFFFEE SHDPPPE: 7:30am - 4:00pm Monday - Thursday 7:30am· 12:30pm Friday PAN D'S PIzzA & GRIU: 11 :OOam- 1:OOpm Monday - Friday 5:00pm - 10:00pm Monday - Thursday 4:30pm - 6:30pm Saturday & Sunday Pizza Delivery: 7:00pm to 10:00pm Monday' Thursday G.R. DELI's: 11 G.R. :OOam Deli's - 1:OOpm is also Monday featured - Fnday dally._ ill ~ in the Union Dmmg Room ~~! Protessicnal Food Service Management, Inc • ~~"'-'lf" ~ ~:;;JI University of wsccnen-Parksoe entertainment September 7,1995· page 8 Latinos Unidos will hold conference Latinos Unidos is holding its first conference at UW-Parkside on September 22, 1995. The theme of the conference is LATINOS fN THE FINE ARTS: MAINSTREAMED AND MAINTAINING OUR IDENTITIES. the conference consists of various fine arts workshops conducted by Tess Arenas, • Gabriela Cambiasso, Francisco Rios, Alma Gonzales-Radky, Mark Fraire, and John Jacquez. Everyone is invited. Arenas will discuss poetry .: Arenas is the Assistant to President for Multicultural Affairs of the University of Wisconsin System. Cambiasso, a Spanish lecturer in her second year at Parks ide, will discuss Literature and Language. Cambiasso is a native of Argentina. Rios will discuss Chicano Literature. Rios.is an Assistant Professor of Teacher Education in his first year at Parkside. Gonzales-Radky, who works at Milwaukee's United Community Center, will discuss Traditional Folkloric Dance. Fraire will discuss dramatic arts and t h e a t e r . Fraire also can be found at the United Community Center in Milwaukee. Jacquez will discuss Hispanic Music. A dinner and dance follow the confere n c e , These events commemorate Puerto Rican Independence Day, "EI Grito de Lares. " For more information about the conference, contact Angelica Tovar, president of Latinos Un id o s , or Alban Anthony Flores, vice president of Latinos Unidos. The numbers to call are 595-2643 or 595-2731. This conference is free. Diversity Tool, continued from p. 4 versity then so be it." The DOT is a new instrument, and statistical measures of its reliability and validity are to be constructed using the results from Parkside and 59 other schools throughout the country. Preliminary tests of the DOT were run with the f r e s h m a n seminar classes of Doris Nice and Julie Anding. 16 of 38 who had used DOT had reported witnessing acts of racial intolerance, as opposed to 8 of 29 who did not use DOT. The DOT is available for use in freshman seminar classes. However, instructors of the class are n o t required to use the DOT. Freshmen. must make an appointment at OMSA for use of the DOT. OMSA is located in Wyllie Hall, Room 0182. Mi Familia Mi Familia will be presented on November 18 and November 20. The movie is sponsored by PAB and Latinos Unidos. Show limes are Noon and 7:30 pm on Wednesday, November 18, and 7:30 pm on Friday, November 20. The cost is $1 for students and $2 for guests. nternet. 65 hours.,12bucks! Try it free for a week! Exec-PC.Wisconsin's premier Internet provider, has opened a Racine/Kenosha connection. With an Exec-PCInternet connection, you can use any graphic Inferner software you wont - Nerscope, Mosaic, Internet in a Box, OS2 Warp, whatever. There's no set-up fee, no hidden charges or add-ons. Youcan even have your awn Home Page on the WorldWide Web at no additional cost. And loll-free technical help is just a phone call away. Stop paying by the hour for your Internet access. Get the best deal going - and even get a free week of full access. For more information, or to sign up, just call: 1·800·EXECPC.l. EXEC· a PC 2105 S. 170th Street, New Berlin, WI 53151 entertainment September 7, 1995 • page 9 Welcome Back by Jeanne M. Sanchez Campus Reporter Welcome back, everyone! Now that school has started back what does campus life have to offer you? Well now that you ask ... LOTS! Many organizations on campus have teamed up to offer EVERYONE something La do. So let's go over the week's schedule. Tuesday, Sept 5 Nad a , No t h in g and Zip! Wednesday, Fun Flicks, Se p t 6 fu n for everyone! You can make a video, with all the latest hits (If you l:.111 c on s r d e r the Bangles, Eternal Flame at latest h i t ! ) or make a mini movie. 10·4 in the Union Square, Thursday, Sept 7 Chancellor Eleanor Srn it h will be decked out in an apron ready to 'serve you ICE CREAM (FREE!) from 12-lpm in Main Place. How about laughing away the calories from the Ice Cream Social atB pm that night w i t h Comedy 2-Nite, sponsored by a bunch of people in PAB, PSGA, Residence Life and RHA (For the Freshmen, Parkside Activities Board, Parks ide Student Go v ern men t Ass 0 c j at io n , Residence Life and Residence Hall Association). The comedians are Larry Heagle and Peter Berman. Where is the event taking place? Union Square. Friday, Sept 8 - See Tuesday the 5th. Monday, Sept 11 - Pack the Place in Union Square at whenever it is when the Packers v s . Bears game starts. Tuesday, September 12th· Hypnotist Frederick Winters will pack the Union Cinema at 8:30 pm 10 hypnotist you and your guest for a small fee of $1 for students and $2 for guest. Sponsored by PAS, Wednesday, Sept 13 and Friday, Sept 15- Legends of the Fall (t h e movie with really cute guys in it for us girls and some girls for the guys) showing 3 times for 0 u r vie win g pie asure. Wednesday at Noon and each night at 7:30 p m . In the Union Cinema. Costing only $1 for student and $2 for guest. Thursday, Sept 14 • Open Recreation Center in the Union from 7-11 p m FREE! Bowling and Billiards! To start the year off on a great note a j o in us at t h e VIOO Dance Party at 9 p m in the Union Square. Now, not a single person on campus can complain until Finals come around! Got it ? Good! (Okay, maybe a l it t l e bit of complaining.) See .l'...Q....!I.atthe events. TV Nation hits Milwaukee by Joe Kane Entertainment Editor Described as "kamikaze 60 Minutes" and the left wing's answer to Rush Limbaugh, TV Nation rolled into Milwaukee on August 10. One of TV Nation's most popular representatives, Crackers-the Corporate Crime Fighting Chicken-made a stop in Milwaukee as part of a nationwide to u r , TV Nation is a Fox Network program which airs Fridays at 7 p.m. The show is hosted by Michael Mo o r e , perhaps best known for his scathing film documentary on the closing of the General MOIOrs plant in his home lawn of Flint, Michigan, Roger & Me. "If the police are the thin blue line between you and street crime, than I am the thin yellow line between you and corporate crime!" shouted Crackers to t h e cheering crowd of over 300 who had gathered at Milwaukee's City Hall. Citing statistics that street crime accounts for some $5 billion annually in the U,S. while corporate crime in the nation accounts for over $200 billion in losses every year, Crackers and TV Nation's producers were in Milwaukee to accept tips from citizens on examples of crimes committed by corporate America. Examples might include pollution of air, land and water, union busting, or accepting huge tax breaks only to layoff workers they promised to p r o t e c t , One of the show's producer's, Tia Lessin, stated that the crime shows currently airing focus exclusively on street crime (Cops, America's Most Wanted) which has a c t u a l l y been on the decline for 3-5 years while c o m p l e t e l y ignoring the pervasive and growing problem of corporate criminals. Crackers, for example, targeted t h e exorbitant fees charged by Philadelphia banks for bounced checks-the highest fees in the nation. Thanks to Crackers, Pennsylvania State Re p r e s e n t a t i v e Babette J 0 s e phs will be in t r 0- ducing the Fair Checking and Savings Account Fees Act to the Pennsylvania legislature this fall. A few of TV Nation's other recent segments include hiring the Manhattan's Gay Men's Choir to sing love songs outside Sen. Jesse Helms' Washington office; taking a half dozen representatives of the Michigan Militia to the carnival and getting t h e m sing (among other things) "Kumbaya," and "What the World Needs Now (is Love, Sweet Love);" taking their cameras to a Newt Gingrich fund-raiser in his home c o u n t y of Cobb, a Kane meets Crackers the Crime-Fighting Chicken Georgia and asking an 1i-g 0 v ern men t G ingrich supporters why, if they oppose government "intervention" in their lives so much, did the Cobb County residents accept more than $4 billion of federal money in 1994. "They set an example by sending Newt Gingrich as speaker of t h e House. I think they should set an example by sending some of their federal money back. If they hate the federal government so much, they should stop spending so much money," 'offers Moore. Though it suffers an abominable time slot (Fridays at 7 p.m.), television critics are stu m b lin g a v e r the rnselves to find superlatives to praise TV Nation. The Wall Street Journalsays the show is "both funny and irn p o rt an t ." The Miami Herald raves that it is "the best network TV can offer," while TV Guidereviewer Jeff Jarvis states, "Mark my words: TV Nation will be a classic!" entertainment September 7,1995· page 10 We're cleaning up our act! Comejoin Ranger News! Together, we can whip any mess into shape. entertainment September 7, 1995 • page 11 Puzzles to keep your mind off school lly Ashley Carter I'dalh Club President Welcome to another year of school, or your first year if you're a freshman. This is the first math club column of the year and as such let's explain why it'S here. Mathematics is reallllily cool, but sometimes that's hard to see that when most people only get to sec rh e algebra and other icky areas of math. Mathemalics includes geometry, logic, proving donuts and coffee cups are the same, and any number of fun diversions and puzzles. Rubik's cubes, mindreading tr(cks, and numerology are also really just mathemalics. Anyway the real purposes of this column are to ad vertise for the math club, give puzzles and contests to interested students, and generally a c t as good PR for us mathematicians. The Math Club (a chapter of Pi Mu Epsilon) is for students of all majors (not just math or physics) and backgrounds who are interested in mathematical studies, ideas and games. Meetings will occur throughout the semester so stay tuned. For this week we have 2 puzzles, next week there will be more. Each of the twelve squares within the rectangle below contains one of the letters from t h e phrase LOGIC PROBLEM. From t h e clues below place each le t t e r into it's correct location. I. The P is immediately to the left of one Land t h e B is a horizontal neighbor of the other. 2. The letters in squares 4c and 2c are c o n s e c uti ve letters of the alphabet in that order. 3. The two O's b o t h appear in the same row. 4. TheM, which is somewhere in row b , is a diagonal neighbor of t h e G. 5. Rand E read downwards, in that order, in column 3. 6. Row c contains nothing but consonants. Letters in alphabetical order: b. c. e , g. i, 1, I, rn , 0, 0, p, r 2 3 4 IJNKNOWN IUJNNEllS Bob, Dan, Elaine, Fred, Michelle, and Prudence all ran in a foot race. In the final results Michelle finished two places ahead of Elaine. Elaine finished two places ahead of the runn e r who was in third at the half-way point. Bob finished behind Michelle and ahead of Elaine. The runner who in third at the half-way mark finished three places behind Bob. Fred finished two places ahead of pan. I n what order did they finish the race? Answers on p. 14 a Video Review by Ty Wilda Entertainment Editor In Scotland, at the top of a Winding staircase, live three pretentious young friends in search of a roommate for their flat. What happens when their next home companion turns out to be a corpse with a suitcase full of money? This isn't t h e plot for MTV's next season of The Real World. Ralher, it's the premise of Danny Boyle's 1995 film, Shallow Grave. This movie is about brutality. II begins with the three flat mates Alex, David and Juliet b c Shallow Grave (Ewan McGregor, Kerry Fox and Christopher Eccleston) p u t t in g housing c a n d id a t e s through a grueling s e t of interviews in which they seek to confuse, embarrass and ridicule anyone foolish enough to think they are worthy of living in the house. It is never clear whether they are doing this out of spite or fun. What is clear, however, is that the trio is comp l e t e l y unlikeable. Suddenly, someone is accepted. Hugo, a mysterious stranger walks in, pays the rent, eats dinner with them once and, just as suddenly as he appeared, dies. He leaves behind a suitcase full of money, a drug stash and his now lifeless body. What follows is a descent into paranoia and violence as the trio deal with this new complication and discover that their bonds of friendship are not as strong as once thought. The main characters are slick, yet flat. Juliet is the party girl by night, doctor by day who suddenly becomes cold and calculating at the prospect of these riches. The nerdy accountant, David. breaks down into madn e s s from the stress of the situation. And Alex, the stereotypical loudmouth drunk Scotsman transforms into the tortures trying to track the money down. These clever hero by the scenes are cut in as film's climax. The three regular vigneltes of turn in good p e r f o r- violence interspersed mances as these cliches, throughout the movie. but the blinding pace of Bits of terror thrown the film and Ihe speed around to keep things of their changes under- moving to the climax. mine what they have to Shallow Grave is give to the roles. billed as a suspense The plot churns along movie and in ways it mercilessly in this lives up to t h a t billing, piece. As the friends but what it mostly suequibble over what to do, ceeds at is providing Hugo's former associ- shock after shock with a t e s are trying to find very little answers. The him or his money. It is psychological drama is never certain who they eclipsed by the pacing are or where t h e money. and the brutality and came from. What's no question is ever important here is that really answered at the they are seen commit- expected twist e n di n g . ling a series of horrific entertainment September 7, 1995 • page 12 Instrumentalists TheUW-Parkside Bands are gearing up for another season of music making. Students from all academic areas are encouraged to participate in the UW-Parkside Wind Ensemble. All instrumentalists are welcome, but we particularly need trombone and tuba players. Bands are one-credit courses that rehearse twice weekly. Performances are held in the Communications Arts Theatre and frequently feature outstanding guest artists For more information Contact the directors: UW-Parkside UW-Parkside Wind Ensemble Jazz Ensemble Mark Eichner, conductor Tim Bell, director CART D125 CART D127 595-2438 595-2438 Rehearsals Rehearsals MW 2:00-3:40 pm TR 1:00-2:50 pm editorial September 7, 1995 • page 13 Sexism took a blow and struck back. That IS, Shannon Faulkner was admitted (finally) to the Citadel, but lasted less than a week before dropping out because th e physical nature of the course work drills in 90 degree heat, etc.) was too much for her. Admittedly, marching, physical training, drills, etc. in high heat is difficult for anyone. But, after championing herself as a stalwart feminist, it seems strange that Faulkner would quit so easily. As someone who works a 40-hr-week with a highly physical job (stocking shelves at a local market), it irritates me that she didn't try harder. Faulkner won her court battle, but she couldn't do it "on the field." Yet most feminists didn't blame her, saying, "Lt t s good that she tried." Banana mush. Not every woman is a quitter. Women are capable of doing physically difficult work, even if Faulkner isn't. She makes the next woman's task even more difficult. As a woman, I am ashamed of her. Here at Parkside, the overall tuition bill didn't go up much, so you're probably waiting for a retraction in this column. Don't hold your breath. The majority of the tuition increase kicks in next year, perhaps so graduating seniors can get out now while they still can afford to finish their coursework. We students are waiting for the anesthetic to wear off, before the pain kicks in. Expect the pain to be considerable. Don't say [ didn't warn you! The federal government is still trying to gut financial aid, but they haven't succeeded yet. If you haven't called your congressrn an or representatives yet to complain about the forthcoming lack of funds, do it soon. On the Wi s c o n s in front, the legislature succeeded in reconstituting the TAP program by finding available funds to continue the program. As far as I know, Tommy Thompson did NOT exercise his line-item veto on this provision, so the TAP program will stand for the time being. Keep up the pressure, folks, because it worked last time! Anyway, from time to time I'll comment on life, the world, and Parks ide in general, so look for me here every few weeks. ---..-----------=--c::-:----------- Letter to the Editor To the Editor: On July 21, Representative Mark Neumann had the opportunity, in his committee, to vole on the Solomon Amendment, or the "c a m p u s gag rule." On Au g u s t 3 he voted on it again on the floor of the US House. This bill would stop all federal money from going to a school that had an organization t h at rallied, lobbied, Or otherwise tried to affect public policy. Organizations SUch as Wisconsin U'n ite d Council and the United States Student Association would be affec ted. Curious about how Representati v e Neumann voted, I called his Kenosha office on Tuesday July 25. His office said that they did not know, but that they would get back to me. waited patiently until August 4, when I found out that the Solomon Amendment had been voted upon on the floor. Once again I called his office to ask how he had voted. Again they did not know, but they promised to get back to me. A week later, I called back to find out how he had voted. This time they told me that he had not voted on this bill because it had never been in his committee or on the floor. I then called his D.C. office. It took three people and fifteen minutes to find out that Neumann had voted for it both times. They did not send me the copy of the amendment I had requested. Neumann's office lied to me and shuffled me around. I believe we deserve more out of our representatives. Sincerely, Th~mas R. Belongia EDITORIAL POLICY Ranger Newsencourages Letters to the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words, and should Ibe delivered to the Ranger News office (WYLL DI39C), or e-mailed to hendricj by 9:00 am the FriUay before publication. Typed letters must include the author's name nd phone number. Letters must not contain rn iseading or libelous content. Letters which fail to amply will not be published, but they will be eturned to the author. Ranger Newsreserves the right to edit all leters. Observations Picking Up the Pieces Iby c. J. Nelson jRanger columnist Consider the following statistic: one out of three women will be sexually abused in their lifetime. Additionally, it is estimated that almost 20% of men have been sexually molested. This s u rnm e r ; I dealt with this issue personally. Someone close to me was abused extensively by a family member when she was a teenager. In the past two months, and some twenty years after the fact, she finally sought the help she needs. When I first met her, she was a stunning young lady. I began to court her. Things went well, so well in fact that the gorgeous lady agreed to take my last name. Even so, I sensed something was not right. Something had happened to my wife, but I couldn't pin it down. After several years of marriage, I got the outline of what had happened. Her stepfather abused her. Trapping her in her room- or in other parts of the house, this slimy snake did things that no father should do. Guess what? Abuse like this leaves a legacy. Any girl or woman so misused needs a lot of care and support to heal emotionally. I have to help my wife, because I love her. Sexual abuse is a crime of power, not love. An abuser accomplishes nothing by forcing an unwilling girl. Many women are physically weaker than men and have been socialized to defer to adult males. Any man who violates a woman is like the German army invading Denmark. Pick on someone your own size! Gentlemen of Parkside, though as individuals we may be innocent of mistreating women, as a gender we have been found guilty. 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Changing Faces at UW-Parkside New Women's Volleyball Coach y Scott Fragale ports Editor Coaching background: Head coach at SI. Michael's College in Vermont Division II, five years. Also coached Men's Club .team for two years. U W - Parks i de n e we 0 mer Lenn Johns was offically hired as the women's volleyball head coach August 14. Johns takes Over for the now departed Susie Ketchum who resigned last spring. JOhns' coaching style can be Summed up In One word - defense. "My philosophy is if the other team can't score. they can't win the match," Johns said. Due to their lack of size, the Rangers will have rely heavily on their team speed to be successful in '95. As Johns worked with his team in his first few practices. he noticed that the group was for the m 0 s t par tun d e rsi zed. "We are basically a small team s iz e-w ise , but our players are very quick which is great for a defensive-minded team," Johns added. The One Edgewood player eats some turf at Saturday's game against the Rangers. ports eopar y N.F.L.EDITION season. Parkside's new coach Rangers will begin play in the Great Lakes Valley Conference this 1. This team owns the N.F.L.'s current longest treak for consecutive playoff appearances. · Since 1980, teams that do this, make the playoffs 0% of the time. · He recorded the expansion Jacksonville Jaguars irst ever regular season sack. · He scored the Carolina Panthers first regular eaon touchdown. This quarterback has a 37/3 touchdown to intereption ratio in his last 15 games. · This N.F.L. season produced the fewest amount of a c k s since 1963. · It has been this many years since the Raiders last played in Oakland. 8. Last season, this quarterback completed 400 asses, four short of the N.F.L completions record. · This past Sunday, this New England Patriot ecame the first man 10 rush for 100+ yards in a arne since Leonard Russell rushed for 127 yards in the 1993 season. 10. This man recorded the AFC's longest punt eturn with his 92 yarder in the 94' season. was realistic w he n asked about his goals for the upcoming season. "I'd like to see us make the playoffs in the GLVC. Six teams make the championships, and I think we're capable of being one of them." The team, which is comprised mainly of sophomores and juniors. will look to improve dramatically after a below-average '94 seaPuzzle Answers Logic Problem: Unknown runners: P L R I From last to first: 0 M E 0 Dan, Pr u d e nc e , Fred, Elaine, Bob, Michelle. G C L B , --- son. Classi zed September 7, 1995 • page 16 OPPORTUNITY Now you can become a doctor in an easier. economical and faster way. For further details contact: Dr. Muhammad Sarwar 'K han Tel/Fax (414) 553-9108. SPRING BREAK '96 SELL TRIPS, EARN CASH & GO FREE!!! Student Travel Services is now hiring campus representatives. Lowest rates to Jamaica, Cancun, Day- -o na and Panama City Beach Call 1-800-648- 4849. CRUISE SHIP JOBS! 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 23, issue 30 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Rangers earn spot in NCAA National Softball Championships and come away fourth Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document -- UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN.PARKSIDE rV;;l~ume:23:' I:SS:Ue::30:-:==-=-:-:--:--:-::-;;.~-;~~_-~-:""-::-=-=-=-,,::--- __ Summer '95 Issue Rangers earn spot in NCAA National Chancellor, U.S. Softball Championships and come away fourth Rep, advise by Scott Fragale Sports Editor After finishing the season with an impressive 40-11 record, the University of Wisconsi n - Parksi de women's softball team was still forced to play the waiting game to see if their post-season aspirations would be answered. Last season's record of 51-14 wasn't good enough to receive a bid to the National Softball Championships, but this year's 40-11 mark and 18th rank in the national polls did attract the attention of the tournament selection committee. A couple of days of ~ anticipation and nervousness ~ followed the team's season ~ ending sweep of UW- S Whitewater back on May 3. a But on Monday, May 8, the -& waiting game concluded, and :;; ! the Rangers were on their .:::. way to the "big dance." The Rangers, who finished -- Co-captains Wendy Wolff (left) and Tanya Bertog proudly hold UW-Parkside's fourth place NCAA Division II Softball trophy Vice chancellor named John M. Ostheimer, Dean of the College of Arts and Sciences at East Tennessee State University, has been named provost/vice chancellor at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Chancellor Eleanor 1. Smith offered the Spot to Ostheimer on May 10. His appointment, which IS subject to Board of Regents approval is effective July I. Ostheimer was one of seven candidates for the job invited to ~e~ meetings on campus during' pril, One candidate withdrew. and . . interim provost/vice chancellor Howard Cohen was named to the same post at UW- Green Bay. "John brings to UW-Parkside a strong leadership background," SmJlh said. "He is knowledgeable and Committed to promoting a teaching/learning community wherediversily is valued," Ostheimer has been Dean of COllege of Arts and Sciences at East Tennessee State since 1988. Prior to that, he was Dean of the COllege of Liberal Arts and S . cl.e.nces. and a professor of POIHJcal science at the University of C I ' o orado-Denver. He had earlier been a faculty member and department chair at Northern Arizona University. As Dean, Ostheimer oversees 17 departments. He led the strengthening of Bachelor of Science degree requirements, and chaired discussions of faculty promotion, tenure and evaluation guidelines. His teaching areas include American Politics, African politics, political development, comparative politics, and the politics of environment and natural resources. Ostheimer holds a Ph.D. in international relations, a master's degree in African studies and a bachelor's degree in history from. Yale University. ere by Mark Hahn Staff Writer Chancellor Eleanor J. Smith encouraged UW-Parkside's 350 graduates May 14 to discover their own "special level of excellence and achievement" and be ready lO make a difference in a "rapidly changing" world. "History is full of people who had an idea and then applied their resources to make their dream a reality," Smith said. "A writer once said that you don't get ideas ... you smell them out, you track them down, wrestle them, pursue them and then implement them. "Such an engagement is done only in the course of active living- seeing what needs to be done to improve the quality of human beings and then being motivated to do something to influence change. "If you see something that needs to change, you must have a definite, clear and practical idea of how to make a difference and then be determined to make the idea a reality by using whatever wisdom, money, material or method is available." Smith also told graduates that the educational experiences they have received from Parkside have helped to lay the foundation for their roles in the stage of life. "Your teachers, the staff, your peers, the books and the various experiences have planted the seeds of future ideas which can inspire you to be lifted above the level of your current self." United States Rep. Mark Neumann, the featured speaker for the university's 26th annual commencement ceremony, told graduates that when a strong set of values IS added to their educational experiences, "anything is possible." Neumann, a 1975 graduate of UW- Whitewater, said he learned from his mistakes after losing consecutive bids in 1991 and 1993 for a Congressional District seat in Congress, He was successful in his third try however, defeating Peter Barca last November for the I st Congressional District seat. Neumann explained that there will be "much adversity and failure" for graduates to encounter on the road to the American Dream, but he maintained his belief in the importance of family, values and friends to help make it through tough times. Mark Neumann Six uw- Parkside students honored as outstanding graduates Six University of Wisconsin- Parks ide graduates were honored with Outstanding Graduate Awards during the university's commencement exercise of Sunday, May 14. Students representing the following schools were honored: School of Liberal Arts: Shata Anastasio, Racine, and Maxwell Mount, Racine; School of Business: Bryan Weber, Paddock Lake, and ApriJ Shores, Kenosha; School of Science and Technology: Eric Ellingham, Racine; School of Education: Ellingham, and Mad Pernsteiner, Wausau. Ellingham was also awarded the Chancellor's Award, the highest honor awarded to a graduating senior. Ellingham majored in mathematics. He served as president of the UW-Parkside Mathematics Club and was a dri ver for the Great White Wave Machine, a mobile hands-on science museum that Lravels to schools throughout Kenosha and Racine. Anastasio majored in English with a writing concentration. She served as a writing assistant both in the UW-Parkside Writing Center and at the Racine Correctional see Outstanding grads on page 2 ----------------;---------------- �~~~~~=""""""'--" The Parkside Bowl Five freshman orientations scheduled for summer Big 10 Football at UW-Parks ide Big Ten football is coming to UW-Parkside in the summer of 1995. For the fourth straight year, the Northwestern Wildcats will corne to "Camp Kenosha" for their pre-season training. Approximately 130 players and coaches will leave home base in Evanston for len days. With practices three times a day, these athletes will definitely be put through their paces. Much like the expanding Wisconsin summer NFL "Cheese League." NU conch Gary Barnell' uses the remote Kenosha location to gel his learn focused on (ootbal l . By having them cat, sleep, and think football, Barnett hopes to prepare them for the always-tough Big Ten. This will also be the fourth year in a row that Northwestern will be starting their season versus nationally-ranked Notre Dame. Most schools schedule against somewhat easy non-conference openers, but not NU. Since Barnett arrived from a position with the University of Colorado, pre- conference games have included nationally competitive teams like Stanford, Boston College, and Notre Dame. A full-pads, game-condition scrimmage will be held Saturday, August 19, in the main track/soccer bowl. Dubbed the "Parkside Bowl," this year's event will include pre-scrimmage festivities like a brat, beer and soda tent: an official NU souvenir wagon: and special appearances by the Wildcat Cheerleaders and Willie the Wildcat; all these attractions are courtesy of NU's Wildcat Football Booster Club and the Northwestern Gridiron Network. Admission to the scrimmage is free. It should provide an excellent opportunity to get acquainted with the 1995 NU team, not only for Wildcat fans, but also for those interested in seeing a major college football program up-close. . All other practices will be held on two specially developed, side-by-side football fields. located just north of Oberbrunner baseball diamond of Hwy. E. Look for the tall purple-and-white practice filming towers and the official NCAA goal posts. Parking is available in the small gravel lot on E, and in the Phy Ed lot for the day of the scrimmage. Outstanding grads from page 1 Milwaukee chapter of the Financial Executives Institute. Shores majored in accounting and was active in the Accounting Club. She served as a volunteer with UW-Parkside's Volunteer Income Tax Assistance Program and was a family consultant for the UW Extension Financial Management Program. Pernsteiner majored in political science. She was a member of the UW-Parkside's women's basketball team and was a member of the Student Athletic Council. Institution. ~ Mount majored in dramatic arts. He has been active in numerous productions of the UW-Parkside Dramatic Arts Department. During the summer of 1994 he produced and directed West Side Story for a Racine inner-city theater group of black and Hispanic youth. Weber majored in finance and minored in Spanish. While at UW-Parkside, Weber was a Wingspread Fellow and was active in the Finance Club. In April he was honored for academic achievement by the by Mary Jo Mcintyre Guest Writer Fr eshmcu call register for classes and learn about dltIcrcnt majors at one of rive oncnuuion sessions this summer. The scs~i(}n~. on June ~2 . .Itll~ 15. ami August 3, I~ and 2H. start at X a.m. anti laM uuul -l ur ,) p.m Amber Lundskow or the Student Life Office says freshmen stand a better chance of gelling the classes they want if they register at orieruarion rather then later. "Technically you don't have to, but we highly, highly, highly recommend it," she says. The fee for orie nt atio n is $20.00 for students. Parents and / guests pay $10.00. Overnight housing is available at the Parkside dormitories for $10.00. Bc sidc v rc gi etcrin g. tho cc aucndin g learn about s t ud cn t services, t n kc (our". receive advising. have I.D.'s taken, and can learn uhout different major .... Lundsk ow ... <.lHJ nppro ximut cl, YOo/r 01" frr .... 1 year stud c nt s gcne ral l y .ut cnd . Thi s y('ar'~ freshman c lass is cst i marcd at 1,000. Lundskow said that freshmen should register for the orientation sessions before coming and that they should have received flyers in the mail concerning registration. For further information contact the Student Life Ortice at 595-2200. Arts, Crafts Festival on June 24 Approximately 150 artisans from throughout the Midwest will sell a variety of their works during University of Wisconsin-Parkside Summer Arts and Crafts Festival on Saturday, June 24. The festival. sponsored by the UW-Parkside Music Department, will be held outdoors from 10 am to 4 prn on the east side of the main campus complex. Admission is free. The event will be held rain or shine. All proceeds from the festival will go to the Music Scholarship Fund. Throughout the day music will be performed by the time Bell Quartet and Brass Works. Concession stands will also be available. .~ Handmade articles such as \Da ceramics, clothing, pottery, to basketry, stained glass. woodworking. paintings. jewelry. photography. weaving and stitchery will he sold. E Volunteer of the week ummer Volunteer pportunities One Time Events Friday, June 30- The Kenosha Public Museum needs two volunteers to help chaperon a field trip to the Milwaukee Public Museum. 9:30 am-3:30 pm. Come help and have fun' Sunday, July 2- Firecracker 10K Race (Kenosha) needs help with timing, water stops, course directing, and help at the finish line. 7:30-10:30 am. Free Tvshirt and lots of fresh air, Friday, July 21- Food, Folks & Spokes held at Library Park in Kenosha needs help at children's game booths. Two hour shifts starting at II :00 am and ending at 7:00 pm. Come to volunteer, and then watch the exciting bicycle races. Friday, July 21- The Kenosha Public Museum is sponsoring a "Summer Fun Day" with crafts and games from 1:00- 4:00 pm. Six volunteers are needed to assist. Please sign up in the UW-Parkside Volunteer Office, located inside the Career Center across from the bookstore, or call. 595-2011 during the day. Non-students are also welcome to participate, RANGER 1- Box 2000 • 900 Wood Road· Kenosha, VVI53141 Delivered Subscriptions Available 414-595-2295 FAX 414-595-2630 Students are selected as "Volunteers of the week" because of their altruistic attitudes, the amount of time spent in the community, and the positive impact their service has had in the lives of others. This week's volunteer is Nicholas Sturycz. Nic hol as Stur yc z is a sophomore interested in pursuing a teaching certificate. Because of his interest in educating children. Nick was placed at Bain Elememary School in Kenosha last February. He has been helping 1Sl graders in Mrs. Wight's class. Nick's volunteer evaluation came back with "excellent" in attitude, attendance, competence, rapport and appearance. Gail Wight also commented, "It has been a great pleasure working with Niek. He has a nalural way of interacting with the children." Summer Staff Nicholas Sturycz The children know when adults care for them and Nick has that talent. He states, "I enjoy kids and leaching. 1 want to help kids learn .... ·Iearn things they think they can't." Nick also volunteered recently at Youthfest '95 for the City of Kenosha. Thanks Nick for being there for the children of Kenosha. Editor-in-Chief. Nick Zahn Managing Editor ...........•... Jim Hendrickson Business Manager. Erin Meranda Sports Editor Scott Fragale Copy Editor , Amy Fiebig Columnists Barb Churchill .... , C.J. Nelson Staff Writer. MarkHahn Your comments are valuable. Questions concerning specific article should be directed to the appropriate section editor. Letters to the Editor must follow guidelines outlined in the Editorial section. The Ranger News is published by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside who are solely responsible for the editorial policy and content contained herein. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 23, issue 29 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Neumann to speak here Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ------::2=-9 ~-~-=-..~"""""..........,""'---~ 23, Issue Volume Studentsat the University of Wisconsin-Parkside will be "hitting" the boOks in preparation for final exams in the upcoming week. The finalday of regular classes is Friday, May 6. Final exams will be givenMay 7-13. UW-Parkside students will be tucked away around campus beginningMay 9 preparing for finals and finishing class projects. Themost popular study spots include the library, empty classrooms andthe various lounge areas through the campus. Weather pennitling,students will combine "sun and study" at the various picnictables and grassy areas around campus. UW-Parkside Commencementis at 2pm on Sunday, May 14. Hendrickson named Editor bvKarenDiehl "I think the paper needs more personality," stated Jim Hendrickson,the student who was selectedto be next year's Ranger News editor-in-chief. Hendrickson was elected on April21 by the executive board of the newspaper. His qualifications includedprevious experience as a staff writer, feature editor, news editorand managing editor of the Ranger since 1993. Jim is a senior majoringin History and Math. He has a bachelors in psychology Whichhe recei ved from UW- Parksidein 1991. Tyson Wilda, a UW-P junior, alsoapplied. Nick Zahn was the 1994-95 RangerEditor-in-Chief. Zahn has beenAssistant News Editor and NewsEditor as well as Edito/£i~, ChJefduring his f~ree years of Involvement with The Ranger News. Hendrickson's plan for next year'spaper is one which puts the laY-out functions of the paper in lhehandsof one person. "I haven't decided whether I'll ~Irea lay-out editor or just give that responsibility] to the llIan . . agtng editor," Hendrickson SOld "I d' . ed' . 0 think that section "Ito rs should do more editing of UJe s ' lli ectlons and less laying-out. If eyWeresupposed to do lay-out, we'd call them 'layer-outers' and nOt 'editors.'" The R . . . anger IS accepurig 'PPhcations for the positions of news f ,Sports, entertainment, eatur _ e, photography and "lana . bu' glng editors as well as Sinessmanager. Applications UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE May 4, 1995 Neumann to speak here Congressmen to address graduates at commencement United States Rep. Mark Neumann will be the featured speaker at the University's 26th commencement on Sunday, Mayl4. Neumann, a Janesville Republican. was elected to the First Congressional District seat in November, defeating Democrat Peter Barca. The district includes Racine, Kenosha, Walworth and Rock counties, and part of Green County. The University had originally invited Fred Harvey Harrington, former president of the University of Wisconsin, to be commencement speaker. Harrington died of a stroke on April 8 in Madison. As UW president in the 1960's, he oversaw development of UW- Parks ide and hired its first chancellor, Irvin G. Wyllie. More than 370 students are eligible to take part In commencement, including May and August graduates. The ceremony will be held at 2pm in the gymnasium of the Physical Education Building. Also being recognized at the ceremony will be Roger Caron, the winner of the 1995 Distinguished Alumni Service Award. Caron, president of Racine Area Manufactures and Commerce, is active In community groups and is Mark Neumann presently on the UW-Parkside Benevolent Foundation Board and the School of Business Advisory Board. Chancellor is Honored by Brian Matsen On April 20, Chancellor Eleanor J. Smith was formally inducted into the 1995 Hall of Excellence of The Ohio Foundation of Independent Colleges. p Inr available Smith was very pleased that Josiah in Hen- Blackmore, president of her former dricksoa's college, Capital University in mailbox Columbus, Ohio, and other related in The administrators thought of her. She Ran g e r was presented with a medallion and off ice. framed picture of past inductees, after A Iso a slide presentation. "It was an honor r-r-e-__ ..J ... that my undergraduate alma mater Jim Hendrickson req u i re d .. took the steps ro nominate me:' she with the said. Smith was recognized for her application are two letters of dedication and achievement in higher reference, one from a student and education, pursuit of excellence as an one from a faculty member. educator, administrator, and as a noted Applications are due by July I, scholar of African American history. after which Hendrickson will Smith achieved a doctorate in African American history from the conduct interviews with Union Institute in Cincinnati in 1972, prospective employees. and bachelor's degrees in music education (1955) and education (1956) from Capital University. Among a YMCA Women of Achievement Award, several awards for teaching, and oriainal work. Smith said that her induction into this foundation was based on her "years of teaching in public education services." The Hall of Excellence, established in 1987, "honors alumni of the 36- member institutions [in Ohio] for lifetime achievements which exemplify the traditions, ideals, strengths, and value of private higher education," according to a press release. Along with Smith, Williard E. Cannel from his alma mater, Baldwin- Wallace College, David Paul Jeremiah from Cedarville College, Larry D. Bouts from Hiram College, and Thomas C. Finnegan from Ohio Dominican College, were inducted into the foundation. The other 44 members include U.S. Senators. Eleanor J. Smith congressmen, actors. playwrights, mi nisters , and doctors, such as Norman Vincent Peale, U.S. Senator Richard Lugar, U.S. Senator John Glenn, Jr.. and Harold Rowe "Hal" Holbrook. The Johnson's wax fund donates $185,000 for PE building, scholarships The Johnson's Wax Fund has donated $185,000 to the University of Wisconsin-Parkside to support the physical Education Building project and The Johnson's Wax Fund Scholars Program for economically disadvantaged students of color. Of the $185,000 gift, $50,000 will go toward the expansi.on. of the physical Education BUIldmg and the remaining $135,000 Will be a multi-year commitment to continuing the scholars program. The Johnson's Wax Fund Scholars Program will prOVide tuition, fees and books to economically disadvantaged students of color enrolled full-ume in degree programs at UW- Parkside. Grants are renewable for up to four years. Initiated in 1991, the Johnson's Wax Fund Scbolars Program has provided support for two Johnson scholars each fall. Beginning with September 1995, the program will support three entering freshman as well as six continuing students. This year, those scholars wbo began their studies in 1991 are expected to graduate. "It's a fine example of cooperati ve efforts of the university and The Johnson's Wax Fund working together on a goal we share," said Marilyn Foster Kirk, assistant chancellor for university relations. "Providing educational opportunities for students of color from southeast Wisconsin is central to the effort." Of the three scholarship awards, two give preference to students who major in science or business. The other has no academic major attached. The $50,000 donation to the Physical Education Building project is the largest single donation to date for that project. Kirk called the Johnson's Wax Fund gift "clearly a leadership commitment. " The Physical Education Building project, divided into two phases, will remodel and expand the current structure. Phase I will Marilyn Foster Kirk cover remodeling and expansion of space in the existing Physical Education Building, particularly classroom space and locker and training rooms. Phase II will include construction of a field house. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger News, Volume 23, issue 29, May 4, 1995 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 23, issue 28 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Students Speak Against Proposed State Budget Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE students Speak Against Proposed State Budget by Pamela Bradshaw "Education cuts never heal," "Ignorance breeds ignorance, Education breeds prosperity," these slogans and many more were drawn on signs held by UW- Parkside students attending a hearing on the proposed state budget, Bill AB 150. Held on April 19th in the conference center at Gateway in Kenosha, students, the elderly, the disabled, public school educators and others gathered; most waiting to voice their opposition to the cuts that would be made if Bill AB1S0 was passed. The bill proposed a 6.1 % increase in tuition the first year and a 5.25% increase the second. Additionally. there would be a $40 tuition surcharge the first year and $80 the second to offset cuts in General Program Revenue. A technology fee would also be added, J % ($21) the first year and 2% ($43) the second. State financial aid would be level funded or cut and there is no money set aside for the Tuition Award Program. Further cuts are being considered in advising, counseling, the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs, the Adjunct budget and possibly changing the four schools to two schools. State legislators that attended the meeting were: Senator Andrea, Senator Chvala, Representati ve Coggs, Representative Kreuser, Representative Plache and Representative Turner. Coggs and Chvala are members of the JOint Finance Committee. Before the public began speaking Kreuser expressed his dissatisfaction with the budget bill, "We've gone from a state-funded system to a state supported system." He also felt that it would, "punish some people who work while going to school." Overall, Kreuser stated that he was against increases in tuition and decreases in financial aid. Chancellor Smith attended the meeting and-spoke on the impact the proposed budget would have on faculty and students, "Education is an investment in the future, the backbone of society ...Students are our future leaders ...we must provide them quality education at an affordable price." Tom Richie, PSGA President also addressed the legislators, "The proposed budget cuts will reduce see Budget, page 2 Creative Activities and Research Recognition Day Above: Wisconsin state senators and representatives were on hand for a public hearing about state budget cuts April 19 at Gateway Technical Collage in Kenosha. Below: Parks ide was represented by students, staff and administration. By Ranger Staff done," said Murphy. "This is my third semester of Main Place. Friday. April 21. Creative Activities and research. There are a lot of students that do research Research Recognition Day. The Story. in the psychology department that don't get The Creative Activities and Research Recognition Day recognition." was a good ~1i~~ii~rtF1! ... jlIIIIIjlIIIIIP experience for students. "I learned how to build a research project from the ground up," said Matt Kelley, ajunior psychology major from Greenfield. Kelley worked with professor Don W alter on a project concerning memory and language. Kelley enjoyed both the research and the presentation. N or was he the only student to enjoy the spotlight. Kelly Murphy, senior psychology major, had two projects in the show: one on multiple memories and memory inhibition and another on how education and socioeconomic status affect childrearing patterns in mothers. "It was a good way to put closure on the research I've The purpose of the fair was to gi ve campus- wide recognition to undergraduate researchers like Kelley and Murpby. The university was represented by thirteen departments, but not all departments were created equal. The bulk of the presentations, 21 of 35, came from three departments: biology, chemistry and psychology. Creative activities rounded out the event-filled day. Jazz Ensemble and Chorale made beautiful music, and art professors and dramatic arts students showed their work. "This event really helps to distinguish Uw-Parkside as a unique educational environment," said Lyndsay Knoell, Parkside biology major. TeB awards given four areas of your life together will influence the lifestyle you select to live, and the level of excellence you will achieve." "Each of you should have a road map of your life. You may have to take some detours, but you can always get back to the rnai n road if you know where you are going and you have a plan." And Smith warned us that we should not always follow others blindly. A snow plow in a snowstorm may just be cleaning out a parking lot. "I have a blueprint for my life and a concept of the kind of woman J want to be when I am 100 years old. And I know what I must do to get there. My destination combines these four areas of my being." "As we celebrate your achievements this evening, are they a part of your dream that will lift you and carry you to exciting and new experiences?" Smith asked the audience. "Is tonight's achievement an end into itself, Of is it just the beginning? To arrive, you must have a vision, a dream, a plan of where you want to go." In closing, Smith quoted Herman Watts: "Life is not intended to be safe. A safe life has too small a name for a creature of eternity .... When answering to its true name, it lifts on wings. feeling no invisible hand to support it." by Jim Hendrickson On Friday, April 21, tbe Office of Multicultural Student Affairs (OMSA) presented its eighth annual TeB (Taking Care of Business) awards, which recognized the achievements of students of color at UW -Parkside. "I am really energized and excited to be in a room of talented people," said Nydia Adames-Petty, Coordinator of Retention Services at OMSA. "I think we can't say enough about that." Anthony Brown, Director of OMSA, 'said that there was much to celebrate. "In 1989. 10 students graduated. In 1990 we had 17 people. This year there are 32 people graduating." At the ceremony, Mark Lewis read his poem, "Let My Heritage Rise," which reads, in part, "I can't let my people, heritage, and history cease. If you want my history to fade, you will have to rise above me. But still it won't languish." Chancellor Eleanor J. Smith was the keynote speaker. "Your commitment and hard work are to be celebrated," said Smith. "We acknowledge that what you have achieved has not come easily. You selec.ted to make quality a priority." Smith wanted us to choose to be excellent. "Excellence is not a sometime affair, it is a way of life and encompasses the four areas of your being: spiritual, mental, physical and SOCial," she said. "How you tie these Matt Kelley shows the modularity of conceptual and linguistic processing. No, we didn't know what that meant either. The Empowerment of Dance heritage growing up in colonial Hawaii," Myo- Young asserted. "I grew up very confused. I had a fractionated identity, knowing on the one hand that I was Asian and trying to do the impossible to fit into the model of the Anglo-Saxon standard of beauty, language and intelligence ... "It really wasn't until I moved to Madison ... that I realized I was such a thing as an Asian American," Myo- Young said. "lt was also in Madison that J first attempted to create a piece see Dance, page 2 by Jim Hendrickson Is dance political? Can it empower Usto promote social change? At least one person thinks so. Peggy Myo- Young Cboy, professional dancer and choreographer, combines social action with her dance. Her presentation look place Friday, April 21, after the 8th Annual TCB (Taking Care of Business) Awards, presented by the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs (OMSA). "On the one hand. my family taught me 'Be proud of yourself, 'You're Korean, you're pure Korean." However, Myo- Young found discrepancies. "If I was to be proud to be Korean, why was I not brought up speaking Korean in the home?" Myo- Young asked. "If we were proud to be Korean , why did I eat more meat loaf and spaghetti, than ... kimshi. If I was (0 be proud, why was I sent to ballet class instead of Korean dance class." "Looking back now, J now know the reason why I was denied my Applications available for UW-Parkside arts & crafts fair Applications are available for the University of Wisconsin-Parkside's 21st Annual & Crafts Fair to be held Saturday, Dec. 2,1995. Handmade articles such as jewelry, pottery, paintings and holiday decorations can be displayed. Rummage, cosmetics, food or secondhand items will not be allowed. Applications along with a non- refundable $5 processing fee must be received by Wednesday, May 31, by 4:30pm and are available at the UW- Parkside Union Information Center or by calling (414) 595-2278. In addition, three photos of articles that will be exhibited and one photo of the overall exhibit must be submitted with applications. Applicants will be juried on the basis of quality, creativity and originality. Cost of exhibiting is $70 and is required upon selection to the fair. For more information, contact the UW-Parkside University Activities Office at (414) 595-2278. The fair is sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board and the University Activities Office. Shakespeare lecture to be held 'The Questionable Life of William Shakespeare" is the slide lecture topic of Felicia Lcndre. a distinguished theater historian at the University of Missouri- Kansas City. She will speak Monday, May I, at noon in Molinaro 105. Londre, author or editor of eight books and over 60 articles, currently occupies the Women's Chair in Humanistic Studies at Marquette University. Her talk presents evidence that Shakespeare was not the author of the plays attributed to him. Londre serves on the editorial and advisory boards of Theatre Symposium, The Elizabethan Review, Theatre Survey, Theatre History Studies, and ten other publications. Her talk is sponsored by Sigma Tau Delta, the English Honor Society, and the Teaching Shakespeare Resource Center. Deadline for GMAT at UW-Parkside May 19 May 19. The GMAT will be given at UW-P on Saturday, June 17. Individuals interested in learning about the uw- Parkside's MBA program are encouraged to attend an Open House at 7pm Wednesday, May 3 in Room 104-106 of the UW-Parkside Student Union, located at the north end of the main campus complex. Admission requirements, prerequisites, curriculum overview and the evening class schedule will be discussed. For more information on the GMAT or enrolling in uw-Parkslde's MBA program call (414) 595-2046. Elevator company changes The University of Wisconsin-Parkside has retained Millar Elevator Co. to assess its short-term and long-term elevator needs. The University's relationship with OtislUnitec ended April 12. Further assessment of the problems of the Molinaro Hall elevator is ongoing. The University is working with the state Division of Facilities Development and a Madison consultant in an effort to eliminate the troublesome hydraulic system. Use of the elevator is limited to the handicapped until it is upgraded. Anyone with questions can call William Streeter, assistant chancellor for administration and fiscal affairs, at 595-2141 Budget, continued from page 1 Individuals interested in taking the graduate Management Admissions Test (GMA T), to be administrated at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside in June, must complete the registration process by Friday, May 19. The GMA'f is required for all individuals interested in enrolling in any master's of business administration (MBA) program. Applications for the GMAT can be obtained from the UW-Parkside Counseling and Testing Office, Room D 175of Wylie Hall. Applications must be mailed to the national testing service and postmarked no later than student services and increase tuition ... It will mean a decrease in the quality of education." When Ten Jacobson, PSGA Senator, spoke, she asked how she would be expected to pay for the proposed tuition increase, "1 certainly won't be getting it from financial aid." She also pointed out that, "historically Wisconsin has supported higher education." "What are we supposed to infer when you are building more prisons and taking money away from our higher education?" questioned Lucia Herrera-Delgadillo, a reading specialist at Parkside. "We are facing cuts at the university that are affecting our students mostly," she said. Andrea Davis spoke on behalf of the disabled. She advised that taking money away from the disabled would reduce their ability to achieve a college education and become productive members of the community, "Please fill our colleges, not our nursing homes." Surviving Sexual Assault Advocac-y Program the mean time, advocates continue to update their training and educate the public on the issue about sexual assault. They are available to assist survivors to obtain assistance in dealing with the after affects of a sexual assault. If you see one of our advocates on campus, let them know that you appreciate their dedication and their willingness to be a Surviving Sexual Assault Advocate volunteer. For more information about the Surviving Sexual Assault Advocacy Program, contact an advocate or one of the departments listed in this article. by Marlene Schlecht University Police As you walk around the UW-Parkside campus, you will notice yellow "Surviving Sexual Assault Advocate" signs posted on doors, windows, and desks. The person who have their name on these signs are trained volunteers who care about the survivors of sexual violence. What is a "Surviving Sexual Assault Advocate"? An advocate is a trained listener who provides moral support, assistance exploring available options, and makes referrals. The role of an advocate is to empower a victim to make educated decisions. The U.W. Parkside "Surviving Sexual Assault Advocacy" Program is a collaborative effort of students. faculty, and staff members who work together. In addition to general information about sexual assault and how it affects victims, their families, and friends; our advocates have received training in advocacy, crisis intervention techniques, investigation and criminal justice procedures, University disciplinary proceedings, and community resources. The advocates are prepared to assist both primary and secondary victims of sexual violence. Training of advocates is done by members of the Student Health Services, Residence Housing, Student Counseling Services, and the University Police. The Surviving Sexual Assault Advocates hope that you will not need them in a crisis situation, but are prepared to be utilized if you do. In that expressed my identity as an Asian American woman. Now why would this be so? I experienced a profound loneliness, a profound alienation. I was called names on the streets by small children. 1couldn't relate to that." A Native American man, John Bodine, empowered her, making her aware of her identity. "He was really the first person I'd met in Madison who was truly open to me," said Myo-Young, "truly rooted in the knowledge of who he was." Her first piece was entitled Picture Bride, which chronicled the life of one Korean woman who married a man of whom she had only seen a picture. She was one of many such 'picture brides.' "Their hopes of a better life were often shattered when they walked off tbe gangplank they met their old husbands who were about 20 years older than their pictures," said Myo-Young. 'These women carried the triple burden of not only working in the fields beside their husbands, but also had the chore of helping with the household needs and meeting the needs of their own children." "I am trying to bring these stories to the public because they are being ignored," said Myo-Young. "I had to do something to remember her story because it is happening to many women of color, to many other women. It's not just her life. We have a responsibility to talk about the unspeakable before we can move National Sexual Assault Awareness Week What is sexual assault? In Wisconsin, sexual assault is sexual contact or sexual intercourse with a person without the consent of that person. How does sexual contact affect me? Check out the following shocking statistics: -I in 3 women will be a victim of rape in her lifetime. -1 in 4 girls and I in 7 boys will be sexually abused as children. -92% of all sexual assaults reported in 1993 in Wisconsin were committed by someone known to the victim. -There were 7487 sexual assaults reported that same year, a 4.7% increase from 1992. forward and make our society better." Myo-Young said she drew upon many diverse sources to develop her work. "I can't really tell in my work what is Korean, Korean-American, what looks like kung fu or ta'i chi any more," she said. "It's all coming just from me, as an Asian American woman. I'm trying to forge something new" Myo- Young said that a fighting spirit animates her work. As a person of color, she feels it is imperative to express this spirit, or han, in her art. "If we don't fight for ourselves no one else will give it to us." she said. People of color need to find areas of commonality, themes that will empower this population. "On a concrete and practical level, not only do I dance, but I'm also work for a political and cultural transformation by teaching my dancers in the school system, creating curriculum alternatives," said Myo- Young. "This has been very very frustrating for me. In a a way I feel that I am hitting my head against a concrete wall. The school system is very rigid, it's really old fashioned, and at the bottom line, I think it's racist. It does not support the artists of color very easily." "I'm always fighting," she said. "I feel like I'm always fighting, except for the students. I love the children. I'm also working in longer term projects to provide an alternative cultural program." Sexual assault affects everyone! Even if you aren't aware of the situation, chances are someone you know has been or will be a victim of sexual assault. Of the 6 people closest to you, try to figure out which one will be that victim. How will you help this person? Do you know what the lingering effects of the assault might be? What can you do to stop sexual assault? April 23-29 has been designated National Sexual Assault Awareness Week. The purpose of the week is to increase awareness of the problem. Take the time to get educated. Talk to a Parkside Surviving Sexual Assault Advocate to see what you can do. Myo- Young said her most recent political activism led to the Holly report, which eventually led to the Madison plan. "We had done all the work," Myo- Young said. "Shalala came in and signed on the dotted line and called it her Madison plan." "My dancing is about empowerment," said Myo-Young. "It's about revisioning my own bloodline, negotiating my own identity and my heritage that was denied to me. It's also about creating new cultural form. It's about cultural change that tied to these changes in this country that I would like to see systemic ... to the point that ethnic and cultural differences are supported rather than tom apart by racism. I mean change so that so that the very small elite percentage of this nation's population no longer controls the nations wealth and the nations underclass and mostly people of color will no longer suffer as they suffer now. These are all very very important goals for me. Dancing for me is about spiritual empowerment and political- liberation. So what will you do tomorrow and today as leaders of future generations? What will you do?" 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Box 2000 • 900 Wood Road' Kenosha, VVI53141 Delivered Subscriptions Available 414-595-2287 FAX 414-595-2630 ProvosWice Chancellor search update Cohen Named to Green Bay post Howard S. Cohen, interim provost/vice chancellor at the university of Wisconsin- named dean of the School of Liberal Arts chancellor, has been named vice Parkside since mid-1993, when John in 1991. Prior to that, he was associate chancellor at UW-Green Bay. Stockwelilefi the job to become interim provost at the University of Cohen has servedas provost/vice chancellor. Cohen wasa candidate for the Massachusetts-Boston, where he also held It's T"I me For M iller position oat UW- positions asacting dean of the College of Parkside. Five Arts and SCIences, associate dean for by Pamefa Bradshaw candidates remain academic affairs and chair of the "The reputation of the UW-System ...It's one of the best," said for the post. philosophy department. Wayne Miller, candidate for the Vice Chancellor position, when Cohen was He holds master's and doctoral degrees in he was asked what attracted him to Parkside when interviewed philosophy from the Harvard University. by students on April 18th. Get (VI"llar)real' Miller sees UW-Parkside as being in an areathat is,"going to " experience good growth." He believes that the area between by Pamela Bradshaw Chicago and Milwaukee will, over time, become, "one solid When interviewed by students on April 13th, Roberto continuum community." Villarreal, candidate for the Vice Chancellor position, expressed A goal Miller has if he were to become Vice Chancellor is to, his desire to continue teaching if he were to be selected as the "really get the university to extend its academic expertise to the new Provost. more general community." He feels that the potential growth will Nathan Pieper questioned Villarreal on what attracted him to Sepanski. create a good environment for community outreach. Parkside. Among the reasons he cited was his desire to have The club had 15 to 17 Boyd Frederick, PSGA Senator, questioned Miller on his challenges and new opportunities, He feels he has been members prior to April 19, thoughts on multiculturalism, given the numerous books he has successful as Associate Vice President for Academic Affairs at Earth Day, and during that written on the subject. "As an academic, the need for a the University of Texas at El Paso and is looking for progression. day, 30 people joined the multicultural definition of the United States is because we are a Villarreal described himself as energetic, focused and student club. On that Wednesday, multicultural culture." oriented. He would like the opportunity to work in a smaller "People for a Cleaner Miller cited the increasing non-Caucasian majority of states university with a bi-cultural environment to accomplish the Environment" had a booth like Texas and California, stating that, "you're going to have a mission of the ProvostlVice Chancellor. and handed out flyers and lot more non-white people seeking university education." Villarreal supports multiculturalism and sees it as a vehicle to pamphlets about helping to Miller would like to have a minority representation in staff promote acceptance of cultural differences. He also suggests save the environment. and faculty, saying that the university, "should reflect the modifying the curriculum to increase the awareness of cultural Sepanski had this idea a population generally." identity. month ago, along with Arian Adair-Nichols, Vice President of PSOA, asked Miller Eeva Bums asked Villarreal what he would do to increase interested members, but how he felt about the disabled and OLO. "As an administrator communication among the different schools and with the the club was not officially I've been absolutely open to all kinds of diversity," Miller students. "Students are not overly difficult to satisfy," he said. He a club until the day before L..r_es...:po_n_d_ed_. __ ,...."... ...."..,.",....._...,..,= -:-...,..._=,...s_u_gg....,.e.,.st,..ed_h,.,O_Id,..in.,.g-:o_pe_n_m_ee_ti_ng_s_W.,...it_h,...t_he....,stu=d_en_t_s_a_s_o_n..,e_o_p_ri_o,..n_ . .J Earth Day. and-oft-campus acuvmes next fall. ask them tfit would be all nght for attention In a different way than other This year Sepanski plans on One eager goal is to, as Sepanski put them to start an environmental club at clubs have. He said that he wants concentrating on having officer it, "Recruit grade schools in the the school. "The earlier you start, the "more than tables and bake sales." He meetings to decide where on Parkside community" of Kenosha and better," said Sepanski. The club wants something "festive". property to begin their clean-up eventually Racine, for their support to would sponsor these schools by being For the future, he said to watch for projects, and he wants to "drum up help the environment. An officer affiliated with them, and help them newspaper, plastic, glass, and support" for the club's recruitment - member or officer members from out to start. aluminum drives. "As far as the getting them ready for the club's "People for a Cleaner Environment" When the idea of having support goals" overall, said Sepanski, "We elections, more recruitment, and on- will talk to principals of schools and for the club from local businesses was left that pretty much open:' When raised, he said that "corporate asked if he thinks that the club will sponsorship is something to definitely make it far, he said, "I really hope so. think about. The club doesn't have a I think it will ... We'll stick it out for budget yet, but for now, and in the at least a year." He stressed future, Sepanski wants "support not organization and that with "Dr. finances." Even though, he plans on Wallen, we can go a long way." an annual $50 budget for garbage Finally he noted that "(he possible bags, rakes, etc. He wants "just to success. as always, deals with the clean up" and raise environmental members" -members of this new concerns - grab the campus' democratic club. left to right:Sy Stevens, Jason Collum Liza Hanziak. Horizontal: Elizabeth Brouillette actors who are also in the film. The basic plot of the movie consists of a series of murders which take place for moral reasons. The killer murders those whom he believes the Bible would consider immoral. "The movie itself is a comment on society and what we consider t-o be right and wrong," stated Collum. The series Mark of the Devil may be unfamiliar to some because the original was a 1970 foreign film dubbed into English. Collum's production may be the first in the underground series that was made in English originally. The film falls into the mystery/slasher genre, New Club with Old Concerns by Brian Matsen "I don't want to be considered an environmentalist," because of its negative connotations, but one who is "concerned for the environment," said AaronSepanski, acting President of "People for a Cleaner Environment" - a new club on campus. This sophomore was upset that Parkside was the only UW University that did not have a club on campus devoted [0 thecleaning and preservation of the environment. "The idea started because there was no club here;' he said. Sepanski proposed the idea of the clubto his long-time friends, Clint Adamson and Chris Limbach, who eventually became his treasurer and vice-president. Sepanski and the club of"close to 50 members" are still searching for a secretary - a minor Concern for now. Dr. Wallen, Chair of Biological Sciences, is their club's advisor. "He's been really great:' said therefore Collum finds it needless to put nudity in it. After he finished filming his version, the executive producer, Michael Moore, went back and filmed extra scenes whieh contained nudity. Collum became interested in writing movie scripts in high school, and has been writing for three years. Other credits to his name are The Last House 011 the Left - Parr II and Draining the Vein. One of Collum's scripts entitled Basements is at a film company in Los Angeles where an agent is examining it. This script is interesting in that it began as a short story which Volunteer of the week Studentsareselected as Volunteers of the Weekbecause Lorraine Borgi, ESL instructor and supervisor, of their altruistic altitudes. the amount of time shared thinks Larry is an excellent volunteer. She reports, wi/Ilill thecommunity and the positive impact their service "Larry works with two to ten students who have has madein the lives of others. This week's volunteer is limited English. I give him the lesson and he just lilrry Dogno n . goes with it. He can work independently Larry Dagnon is a senior majoring in and is always enthusiastic with his German and Spanish with plans to be students." cenified in teaching. Larry enrolled with When asked to share his ,the Parkside Volunteer Program in experiences, Larry stated, '.'As.3 future November, 1994 when he began tutoring educator, tutoring English as a second ~ adults to speak English with the ESL language is a wonderful experience for q Program through Gateway Technical me. It's a great feeling 10 see the ~ COllege in Kenosha. When second 0 progress that students have made in the semester began, Larry was invited to Larry agno n last few months. I'm having a great participate in the Parkside Community Outreach time!" Thanks to Larry's leadership qualities on the ClUb,and soon after was elected as Co-President. UW-Parkside campus and his interest in helping Withhis leadership, the peDe members successfully adults learn English, many lives are being improved. helped with the Parks ide Volunteer Fair, the Big This week, National Volunteer Recognition Week, ~rOlhers/Big Sisters fundraiser, Adopt-A-Highway, we honor Larry and all the other wonderful thabHat for Humanity. Safe House Easter Project and volunteers. Go to the Career Center windows to read eRacine Beach Clean-up. all the names of helpful Parkside volunteers. j I r q I' I was written for his Advanced everyone needed it for their Creative Writing (407) class experience," Collum Slated. "It with Professor Vopat. Collum's may be the first sequel in classmates suggested he make history which wasn't made it into a movie script. because of money ...no one has Draining the Vein is been paid yet!" Collum further currently at Randum Films and stated that the reason the movie Entertainment in Racine. At exists is because of the cast's present the film company is desire to work in film. looking for investors. The term used to describe The producer may make the the types of movies that movie look like a regular film Collum creates is "8 Movie." with professional editing called This is simply a film that is "film look." This process gives made for less than $5 million the picture a grainy appearance with no more than one major like 16 mm film. star. While Collum enjoys writing This film was made for the gory types of movies he virtually no money. "Basically, admits, "I wouldn't mind the film exists because writing dramas eventually." Volunteer Opportunities WILDLIFE REHABILITATION VOLUNTEER. The Kenosha Wildlife Team located in Paddock Lake needs help transporting injured animals, cage cleaning, feeding and telephone answering. Flexible hours. Sign up in Career Center. BABY SQUIRRELS NEED FEEDING. Wildlife Horizons in Racine need volunteers during evening hours 1 time weekly. If you are interested in saving wildlife, contact Carol in the Volunteer Office in the Career Center. TRACK & FIELD EVENT NEEDS HELP. Wilson Elementary School in Kenosha is holding an event on Monday, June 5th from 7:45-11:00 am. Sign up in Volunteer Office soon! This is a fun time! LITTLE LEAGUE FOR CHILDREN WITH DISABILITIES. Volunteer as a buddy, coach or umpire on Saturdays from 10:00 am-12:30 pm beginning May 20th through August 12th at the c.Y.C. Field in Kenosha. There are no strike outs, outs at first base, and no score ..Just Fun! Sign up in the Volunteer Office. 4 ~DITORIAlI • ne Liberal's Opinion Letters to the Editor To the Editor: I have closely observed The Ranger News in the past month and desire to comment about the issue of race. First of all, I feel that we all do not represent this university as we should and could. I do not see racial fights, nor do I see perfect racial harmony. It is great that this university is so diverse. There are also many international students here that I am very proud to know. Although one may see the racial diversity, the international students, "okay" race relations, and the various organizations such as HOP and BSU as part of the liberal education that we are receiving. just consider where we are in America: rural Southeast Wisconsin. If you ever get thechance to travel across the US or even the world, you'll find out how conservative our society actually is, I am norlooking for an immediate cure to the problems in our society, rather I am asking everyone to make an effort to be more accepting of those who are different than you. Take the To the Editor, opportunity to speak to that foreign Two weeks ago you ran a Jetter by student in one of your classes. And if someone who claimed that putting you are white, spend time conversing paper hawks or paper owls on our with another black student about what windows here at school would be he/she feels are some of the racial beneficial. The idea seemed to be that problems in America. Same to the fewer birds would smack into our black students. Get each other's glorious panes of glass and get killed. opinions, and have an open mind, too! Birds are fools. Shit, my cat can Lastly I would like to share a little catch them and the only thing it's about a friendship I have with a better at catching is a nap. student who is from South Africa. Wake up. met him last fall and we have Anyway, you know what you get gradually become good friends. I when you start putting tape on glass. admit, in [he beginning I did see him You get marks and tape that never as a black male. As time passed and want to come off. our friendship grew, I began to see The only thing worse than these by George Harris Jr. on the top of my list of smutty material. him as who he really is. The amount bird loving fools are the fish loving Columnist Conservatives have, for years, railed against liberal of pigment in his skin no longer fools. Save the whales and all that With poverty, drug abuse and crime on the rise (among other who wanted to censor Rusb Limbaugh and other matters. Now here's the important crap. That Star Trek movie with the Issues), there are still people who look for trivial causes to fight conservative talk show hosts. They, rightfully, ripped part: it is what is inside of the person whale sucked! for. While reading the Racine Journal Times, I read that the apart FAIR (Fairness and Accuracy In Reporting, a which counts. Love sees no color. Fish and bird lovers please stop "Culture War" has finally arrived in the supermarket. Parents- very liberal watchdog group) for attacking radio talk Break the stereotypes and prejudices burdening us with your ridiculous A.gainst Smut have targeted certain magazines as bad for you. shows. However, some have jumped on the and look at every single person in this desires. Sincerely, Demonstrators are protesting women's and glamour magazines bandwagon banning or hiding material they have world as an individual. I believe this Save the iguanas! which featured partially dressed women and sensationalistic deemed offensive and bad. new way of thinking is one of the best P.S. would someone please take care headlines that they find offensive. They want them hidden from What is the difference between a liberal censor and lessons I have received (to date) from of those damn geese? One of them their kids' prying eyes. "They're not hard porn, but in a sense a conservative censor? Only the reasons for this university. almost bit my kid. Do they think this they're soft porn, and I rather not have my child or grandchild censorship separate these strange bedfellows. Sincerely, is a wildlife refuge? Aren't there look at any of that." a protester said. Well, you should keep better Conservatives who censor are worried about family Suzanne Kisting enou h of those ahead? tabs on your own kids. values. whole suffers." However vocal minorities have dictated how we Since when have Cosmopolitan, GQ and the National Enquirer Learning about family values should start at home with your are supposed to think, how we are supposed to act and what we (among other magazines and tabloids) been considered soft porn? own family. My parents took the time to give me a good moral say. As a society we seem to bend over backwards to To me, soft porn is Playboy, Playgirl and Penthouse; after all they background so I could face the world alone and stay out of accommodate all sorts of minorities without questioning their have nude pictures of a mild sexual nature in them. trouble. The Parents Against Smut just don't see it that way. agendas. People seem to unwittingly justify what these groups are doing I think Chris Ahmuty, executive director of the. Wisconsin Besides, who died and made the Parents Against Smut the by saying they are just getting rid of offensive material for the ACLU, was right (something I rarely would say) when he said, "If guardians of our society. Don't they have better things to do that betterment of society. In my opinion, GQ is not offensive at all. we let vocal minorities dictate what a shopper may purchase and to be petty. Remember only you can decide what is offensive and Each magazine contains a lot of great articles in it. It wouldn't be read in the privacy of his or her own home, then the society as a that choice shouldn't be taken away from any of us. An Observation on Liberal Melange ,y Barb Churchill ianger columnist Last week, I attended the budgetary rearing held at the Gateway, Kenosha :arnpus. One of the most important .tatements of the evening was by Chuck Chvala, State Senator (0- vladison) and ex-candidate for jovemor. He said, "If this hearing accomplishes anything, it should make ilear that senior citizens should -JEVER again have to come down to a niblic hearing and BEG for the noney to live a normal, independent jfe!" The crowd clapped and cheered. The planned evisceration of the Department of Public Instruction .DPI), and the Thompson plan of eliminating or stripping power from [he State Superintendent and appointing someone drew many speakers. Many believed that Tommy has overstepped his bounds, and wondered at the apparent lack of common sense. One oddity was that the possibility of cutting out the Public Intervener's Office of the DNR and filling it with a Thompson appointee drew more speakers than the education issues. Now this idea is pretty stupid, and tbe speakers (about ten of them) did have a good point in opposing this. However, it seems mighty strange that more people talked about this than about the lack of UW-System funding! One older gentleman's comment was particularly telling, saying that he wanted to see the environment safeguarded. Doesn't he care about education being safeguarded too, or isn't this important? Speaking against the proposed UW- System budget cuts were Chancellor Eleanor J. Smith, PSGA President Tom Richie, PSGA Senators Teri Jacobson and Tom Belongia, Lucia Herrera-Delgadillo, Lika Maria Morishita, Mark Lewis, and fermer PSGA Senator Bruce Rocco, and myself. Herrera-Delgadillo, UW- Parkside teacher of English as a second language (ESL), eloquently asked, "Why is there more money to build prisons than there is to fund education?" (Yes, absent Senator Petak, why is there? Do you have any good answer? I really would like to know.) It appears that we had many speakers, but most of us (including myself) spoke late in the evening, after the crowd had already thinned out. However, there were many students present to show solidarity against the OW-System budget cuts, around 55 people, and most of them did stick around. Other PSGA members present were Arian Rana Adair-Nichols (pSG A VP), and Boyd Frederick (former Senator). PSGA did indeed put their money where their mouths were, and showed that they truly DO care about the students. Parkside apathy might just shrivel up and die. (But don't hold your breath.) All of the Democratic Senators and Reps from Southeastern Wisconsin were present, including Robert Turner and Kim Plache (Racine), Jim Kreuser, Joe Andrea. and Bob Wirch (Kenosha). However, why was it that we had more interest from Sen. Chvala, who has no constituency down here, than our own Republican Reps? Sen. Petak and Rep. Ladwig (both R-Racine) who definitely have constituencies in Southeastern Wisconsin were mysteriously absent! Perhaps they misread the map? Or was it, as Tom Belongia said, that they "just don't care to see who it is that they are about to destroy?" Finally, as Rep. Turner (D-Racine) put it, "Contact your state and local government officials. Let them know how you feel, and if they refuse to heed your message, remember your power." In other words, vote them out, out,OUT! Quote of the Week: 'Without education, there is only ignorance. Tommy Thompson, you encourage ignorance at your own risk.' Barb Churchill, Kenosha Budgetary Hearing. (Man. Ed. Note: My, how modest you are, Barb.) Making Sense Out Of It All Trivial Pursuit by Mike Schaefer I bought a new truck last week. Well, not new per se, but new to me. It's nice to be mobile again. Its nice to be able to say,"Sure, I'll pick ya' up at.;" then don't. I can cruise beaches now, with my Mr. Microphone and announce,"Hey. baby, I'll be back to pick ya' up later." Once again I can leave my brights on when I crest a hilltop. Hell, I can drive without my lights on or just my parking lights. So many choices: left ill right blinker, hazard lights, dome light... Hey! Now I've got an ashtray to collect roaches in. I love having a vehicle. I can now haul ass through construction zones. I now have a bumper on which to put my "I ~ my dog", my "I + my seal", my "Jesus .'s Dick," my "End Racism, Kill Everybody", my "Butch in the streets, Femme in the sheets" and my Elvis bumper stickers. I can engrave my initials on ex- girlfriends' parents' lawns, pick up hitchhikers, run over pets, get airborne over railroad tracks, wedge a Big-Wheel under my front bumper and drive maniacally through school zones, cut through gas stations and parking lots rather than wait for the light 10 tum green, seriously screw with the your-turn, my-turn social custom at four-way stop signs and yield signs. Heck, I can not yield. Ohrnlgod. one word: tailgate! And, since I have, specifically, a truck. I can push most other cars out of their parking spaces at the mall or wherever. Hey, I can smuggle things. Especially with a truck. Check this out. The last time I was in Florida I noticed the pawn shops were selling guns twenty-five to forty percent cheaper than such businesses up here in the north country. Actually, in my travels, I've noticed most of the South has pretty good deals for your arms dollar, which anybody with a vehicle (such as, of recent, moi), a few connections and a little bit of capitol can get in on. Why, the mark-up on one pistol-grip, twelve gauge pump could cover the gas money to and from, oh, say Atlanta or Memphis. Even more if you know some gullible junior high gangsta muthaf-kas. As long as we're on this smuggling thing, I think the illegal immigrant trade would be a great way to pay for college. Apparently, illegal immigrants from China, Viet-Nam and other points far east are paying upwards of ten grand to be smuggled' into the U.S. Then, when they reach L.A or San Fran or wherever, that's it, they're on they're own, stuck in some West Coast seaport and nowhere to go. it's really awful and my heart goes out to 'em. So, there's a market for some charitable person, for, say, seven hundred to a thousand per, to take these new arrivals to our country wherever in the lower forty-eight they would care to go. Sure, they'd be just as lost wherever they ended up, but at least they'd be stranded in the city of their choice. Ya' know, I could probably fit at least seven of 'em in the back of my truck, which I'm sure is a helluva lot more sanitary than the bilge pump room of some leaky trawler. I've already looked into this a bit (saw a special on 20/20) and less than a quarter of the smugglers are ever caught and of those less than five percent ever serve the maximum jail sentence: a whopping three months. And apparently, the sentences don't go up for repeat offenses. And technically, I'm not even smuggling Mg. Ed. Note- And we at The Ranger News hope others learn the Lesson as well as YOU have To the Editor, Many thanks go out to the students, faculty, and administration for the tremendous showing last Wednesday evening at the budget hearing. I tip my hat to the Parkside Student Government for the long hours put forth to assure organization and recruitment of the number of people they did. I extend my thanks to the Black Student Union and the Hispanic Organization of Parkside for attending in full force. Also, the administrative turn-out from the university was sensational. Finally, that last hardcore group of individuals who were there by 6:00 pm and didn't get the microphone in their hand until nearly 11:00 pm. I envy your determination. All in all, it was a momentous evening for the University of Wisconsin- Parkside. Thanks a million! Tom Richie, PSGA President anyone into the country. Basically, I'd be picking up hitchhikers (for a small, onetime only fee, of course). And on my way to the West Coast I could detour through Memphis or Dallas and pick up some hand guns to cover costs so them immigrants would be pure profit. . I could take a week off maybe once every couple of months, make the trip and get a whole lot more than I'm getting from my student loans now. And ycu'can't say I'm not working for it. There's much more to smuggling than just filling out a few forms to give to Lloyd down at the financial aid office. Not that I dislike Lloyd, he's a rockin' cat, but ya' know I feel like a mooch, living off taxpayers, prostituting myself for an education. When I get money I like to be able to say that I earned it, ya' know? With smuggling I mean ya' gotta make the contacts, sell your service, be cool under pressure in the hick towns and drive casually ... And you, as a smuggler, are bound to come across some real scumballs that ya' gotta know how to handle. Oh, and what if your cargo gets unruly, like they want to eat or somethin'? What else ya' gonna do? I mean, I don't understand Cantonese, sooner or later you're gonna end up havin' ta' smack someone around. And I've never had to smack Lloyd around, ever. Where's a day's labor in that? Now maybe if Lloyd started getting belligerent and wavin' a broken Mad Dog bottle or somethin', I might feel a little better about myself when I pick up my Pell Grant at the cashier's office. Lloyd, dude, ya' gotta change your ways. The times, man, they are a-changin". Hey Lloyd, wanna buy a pistol grip, twelve gauge pump? • 5 ,8 T ~ lIe.,/ ell lIevlew BLOWN TO SMITHEREENS ALTERNATIVE MUSIC GURU that had unusual lyrical content, and Genesis featured Here I am, back to work some unusual chord I trying to explain "alternative" progressions that added to the music to the older generation. character of their music. They How do you sum up different, also were neither as popular. ALTERNATIVE music (which nor as commercial, a band has nothing at all in common before Phil Collins. If you with Top 40 garden-variety insist that a band cannot be rock band party music)? And labeled "commercially how did it happen that successful" and "alternative," "alternative" came about? It too, (something upon which r definitely couldn't have come don't insist), then they could out of nowhere! So, were there still fit into this "pre- any bands that had any alternative" category. characteristics of current Another band with some of alternative groups according to the assets of alternative music my definition (better than wasStyx. They used unusual average musicianship, doesn't chords in some of their music, play the same three chords over like "Suite Madame Blue," and and over again, topical lyrics, had a lot of topical lyrical downbeat feel to a lot of their content in songs like "Long songs)? Nights (Blue Collar Man)." Well, there were a few. They also used some unusual Genesis (pre-Phil Collins) had instruments for rock up to that 'a lot in common with some time, like synthesizers. (They alternative groups. Peter . may have been one ofthe first Gabriel liked to write songs groups to use them consistently Lights, Camera, Action ... BAD BOYS (***) amount of heroin. During their reluctant to divulge the search, however, a murder information to anyone but Are you a fan of action occurs. The men search the Mike (who was a good friend , movies? Or, are you a fan of scene for clues leading to the of the woman who was comedies? How about a movie discovery of the killers and murdered). The police need that intermixes the two genres? their motives. Through the Julie to talk, but Mike isn't : If you favor a mix of the two, discovery of one woman's there. So, Marcus switches you're in luck: Martin lifeless body and two different identities and takes on the role , Lawrence and Will Smith star shades of lipstick on the of the sexy and desired Mike in the hilarious, action film, drinking glasses, they conclude Lowry (without his permission, Bad Boys. This movie is loaded that one of the women escaped of course). I from beginning to end with the crime scene.. With the witness in I intense excitement along with With this knowledge of a possession, the detectives are intense humor. witness still being alive, Mike now on their way to finding the The movie focuses on two and Marcus search for her. guys who stole the heroin. police detectives, Mike Lowry However, she (Julie) is the one Throughout this investigation, (Smith) and Marcus Bernette who finds them by telephoning there are many disgusting (Lawrence), who are assigned the police station to report her killings, enonnouS explosions, to a case that requlfes tracking eye-witness testimony. Being and other adventurous of the culpnts who swle a large scared for her! ~- she is episodes. Bullets fly across the The Sar,jside Cale'Jtaa by Robby Thompson blistering songs that the radio waves still can't get enough of. "Only A Memory" and "Drown In My Own Tears" are two hit singles that came from this album that respectively found their place on the greatest hits compilation. Believe me when I tell you, you've heard these songs before, and you probably loved them! After Green Thoughts came yet another smash album called "Eleven." From this spawned the ultimate "turn-up" song, "A Girl Like You." Again the Smithereens rose on the charts with their own noticeable sound of basic raunchy guitar riffs and a hooky melody to match. This song was originally pegged for a motion It won't be often that I will review a greatest hits album but in [his case, The ' Smithereens' greatest hits album Blown to Smithereens, is just too good to pass up. The album spans the foursome's career from 1982 to a latest soundtrack appearance in 1995. The Smithereens are best summed up as a loud guitar rock band at its rawest, loudest, and finest. Add great harmonies and catchy guitar based riffs, and you have The Smithereens. Most widely known is the Smithereen's smash hit from 1987, Green Thoughts. From this album came the guitar .with your host Tiana Williamson day, April 27 .10 am in CART. Uw-Parksioe, presents ~ou Can', TtIU It Wirh Y01~ 04 pm Baseball vs. Concordia. •7:30pm.in Union Cinema. Foreign Film: The.Blue lue friday, April 28 oNonninCA'RT 0-118. UW-P Jazz Vocal Bn.emble_Nedra Cobb, Director. oNonn-2 pm in CART III. Nike Davies, renowned Nigerian artist, demonstrates Batik, an African form ofan. .2 pm in Molinaro 104. Lecture: "Medical research and its impact on health care," with Dr..Bernadine Healy~ ex~director of the National Institutes of Health (NIH). This event, the 8th annual Veronica WalJenIModine Manufacturing Lecture. is free and open to the public. _UW_Parksideis again proud to present the play Y.Qu Can't Take It With You. 7:30 pm in CART Theatre. -Women Composers Festival. Musie by and Lectures about the forgotten women composers. Featured in UW-P Union. '8:00 pm-I 2:00 am. HOP Dance. 4 DJ's will spin your favorites. $2 for UWP students. $3 for guests. by Barb Churchill I Saturday. April 29 -Wornen Composers Festival. The Parkside choirs will be performing around 4:00 pm in Main Place. y don't you come and see them? :30 pm in Main Place, Festival Symposium on usic of Women Composers. Registration required, 595_2457,0r595-2644. We are again proud to present YouCan't Take It iIIt You. 7:30 pm in CART Theatre. pm in Union Cinema. Film The Blue Kite pm in.Union €inema. Film The Blue Kite 3'30 pm GAR!I'Theatre. UW-Pa,kside;E:hoirs will ermworks of Fanny (Mendelssohn) Hensel, Steen Spevacek, Ralph Vaughn WIlliams, and ! Donation requested. 'UW·Parkside Classical Guitar Ensemble, George uist, Director. Free. 11MTHE BASTILLE! Noon in Main Plac". beloved (and not so beloved) campus [fo1SOl1ali·tieslt<>tried for their"crimes'·.andsuhmit IlMme la Guiljctine. Bid on the chanqe to pull the !IOIIl. (1'8'all in good fun and sponsored by the h1c;b Club. Event is free. Throwing fbod at the I'Dhy is encouraged. However, rocks are frowned upon. -Noon ill' Molinaro 105. Lecture: "The Questionable Ufe of William Shakespeare" Felicia Londre, distinguished theater historian at the University of Missoun'-l<Jlnsas E:ity. by Dawn Apostoli Tuesday, May' 2 -3.30 pm in Union 104-106. "Limits of Legitimate Authority." Bob Ladenson and Martin Malin from IlIe Winois Institute of Technology. ":30 pm in CART Theatre. UW-P Jazz Ensemble, Ilitaed by Tim Bell. $3 for students, $Ofor guests. picture soundtrack for the movie Say Anything. However, it was pulled because the song gave away the movie. Okay ... ? Another hit off the album was "Blues Before and After." Yet again, they hit the charts with, in my opinion. their raunchiest of guitar ripping rock ever. With the Fall 1991 came the album Blow Up. With this album came the single "Too Much Passion" which was probably their biggest hit ever . It was their biggest hit for all the right reasons though. "Too Much Passion" is a song on the lighter side that incorporates a puppy love theme with great song writing. Most impressive are the beautiful strings that accompany a clean rhythm and in their recordings.) This gives them a parallel with Alice in Chains, which used string instruments extensively on their recent Jar of Flies album. They were a commercial success, but most of their alternative-like music was earlier in their career. II "I,OIl't argue with anyone d If e ......~ they want to bum "\'11' Roboto." In fact, I'd probably join them!) There also are some other bands and individuals that definitely have had an impact on alternative music. I would say that Jimi Hendrix, Iron Butterfly, and Cream had some impact. That is because of the psychedelic nature of some of their best music. 60's psychedelia definitely figures into alternative somewhere, because it has factored into some groups as diverse as Smashing Pumpkins, Nine Inch Nails, and of course catchy chorus. More recently is the song that appeared on the soundtrack for the movie Time Cop. The classic Outsiders tune "Time Won't Let Me" is a perfect example of the basic rock versatility that the Smithereens are capable of. The song is great, but I'm not sure that I can say the same for the movie. Blown To Smithereens contains all these songs and more, sixteen in all. I can honestly say that every song on this album is truly great. Every song is pure Smithereens, which means this is an album that gets back to the basics of great rock n roll. No matter what your tastes, you'll dig it. Soundgarden. And finally. the main thing that Styx, early Genesis, and the other groups have in common with current "alternative" bands is the visceral nature of their music. These groups all have unique and dis" Is (like altern a' and they all capture ~1 uion easily. almost w r fort. Try listening ~ esis' "Supper's Ready" or Styx's "Crystal Ball" once. and see what I mean. The lyrical content is topical, auuough sometimes hard to follow ill Genesis' case. (However sometimes you have to listen to Alice to Chains songs ten or more times to "get" them. so that is still a parallel.) M, compare these earlier groups to some of the alternative acts that you follow. You might be surprised at what they have to offer. screen; bodies soar through the air in flames; vehicles speed in hot pursuit. This action-packed movie has your stomach tied in knots! Luckily the endless laughter cuts the tension! No matter how serious or dreadful the circumstance is , there's always a comment or a joke that places you in a laughing mode! 11,e opening scene of the movie, which is particularly amusing, is a perfect foreshadow of what the rest of the movie will be like. If you like these first five minutes, then you will probably like the following two hours of Bod Boys. .MY NAME IS SPELLED UXURY YACHT, BUT ITS PRONOUNCED THROATWOBBLER MANGROVE LUXURY YACHT ete 0 the Week AI Heppner Junior- Racewalker English major Hometown: Columbia, MD held at UW-P. Heppner led the Parkside contingent who placed 2-3-4-5. His time of 1:31:53established a new personal best for Heppner breaking his old record by .25 seconds. "It's been a frustrating year for me. I'm happy that I finally had a good race." AI Heppner at a meet ~t Carthage earlier this season. Over the past weekend AIled all UW- P with a second place finish at the National Collegiate Walking Alliance Championships UW-Parkside softball sweeps Lewis The University of Wisconsin- Parkside softball team pushed their record to 30-10 after sweeping future Great Lakes V aJ ley Conference foe Lewis University in a doubleheader. The score of the first game was 1-0 while the nightcap saw the Ranger win 8-0. Wendy Wolff (17-7) pickedup the win in the opening game by pitching a one hitter. Jackie Aiken picked up the game-winning RBI with a single. It was Wolffs 17th complete game of the year and Aiken's 80th RBI. The second game saw the Rangers display their trademark power as they trounced the Flyers 8-0. Billi Kapla raised her record to 11-3 on the year and picked up her first shutout in the process. Offensively, Billi got two hits and three RBI's. Shelley Szymkowiak went 3-4 with an RBI and Bobbi Kaplawas 2-4 with 2 RBI's. UW-Parkside softball rankedf Zth in country The University of Wisconsin-Parkside softball team jumped back into the National Rankings in the fourth poll of the year which was released on Thursday. The Rangers moved 10 #17 in the country. 1. Missouri Southern 2. Florida Southern 3. Humboldt State (CA) 4. Bloomsburg (PA 5. Pittsburgh State (KS) 6. California (PA) 7. University of Cal. -Davis 8. Augustana 10. Merrimac College I I. Cal. State Bakersfield 12. Central Missouri State 13. Morningside 14. Columbus(GA) 15. Nebraska-Omaha 15. Ashland 17. WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE 17. Sacred Heart 19. Sonoma State 20. New Haven 20. Mankato State 38-3 37-6 37-6 37-2 32-6 28-3 29-6 24-8 19-7 32-6 33-9 20-5 33-8 26-14 27-7 30-1 I 19-7 22-15 25-6 21-11 120pls 112 108 104 88 80 77 77 66 56 54 53 38 30 30 23 23 10 5 5 Sports Jeopardy Parkside golfers take Milwaukee Classic in playoff by Andy Boedecker UW-Parkside Golf Coach Steve Stephens put a lot of pressure on the Parks ide Golf Team by telling them that they should win the last two tournaments, and they delivered. MILWAUKEE CLASSIC. The first meet was a 36-hole meet held April 14-15at Dretzka Park GC in Menominee Falls. The first day brought almost-ideal conditions for scoring, with temperatures in the 50s and light winds. After firing a team score of 312 the first day, the Rangers went home with a 10 stroke lead. The second day brought a dramatic increase in winds, much cooler temperatures, and a hard charge by the Division 1 Marquette Golden Eagles. Coming from the pack. the Golden Eagles finished the last day tied with the Rangers with a two-day total of 629. After some debate. the coaches decided to have a team playoff on the first hole. As a result, ten players from Marquette and Parksidc went off the first tee to decide the championship. The fatal blow was delivered by Parkside's Aron Hogden, who sank a 10-foot par putt to put the Golden Eagles away. "Dretzka played tough because of strong winds, wet ground, and it was just a long course," said Brent Heit. Coach Stephens added, "Putting was difficult because the greens were fast and bumpy. The strategy of Slaying below the hole was very important." Ah, yes- the advantages of spring golf. Parkside was led by defending champion Andy Boedecker, who 10talOO 156(76-80). Boedecker finished 3rd, while in 4th was Brent Heit at 157(78-79). Dave Kopp was 5th at 158(76-82), while Aron Hogden and Brad Evans finished out the scoring at 162(86-76) and 164 (82-82). MATC INVITATIONAL On April 17, the Rangers traveled to Cherokee CC in Madison, where they won their second tournament in a TOW. The course was tight, with hazards abounding to gather up any bad shots. However, Dave Kopp played Nick Faldo-like golf and led the Rangers to a 17-stroke victory in the to-team invite. UW-Stevens Point UW-Parkside team splits with UIC The UW-Parkside Baseball team split a doubleheader with the University of Illinois-Chicago winning the first game 9-8 and dropping the second 13-8. Both games were 7 innings. The Rangers record is now 12-13-1 on the year. The first game saw the Rangers hit two homeruns in the top of the seventh inning to take a 9-7 advantage and held on for the I run win. Jamie Karow and Mike DeMeuse hit the homeruns in the seventh. It was Karow's second homerun of the day. Scott Fletcher picked up the win and also hit a homerun to help his cause. placed second behind Parkside's 390 with a team score of 407. Dave Kopp garnered his first Tour victory by firing a 2-over-par 74, winning by two strokes. "These were the best greens we had played on so far. One could finally hit a puu on the right line and look forward to it going in," said Brent Heit. Mother Nature took care of the next two meets that the Rangers were to play in. A triangular meet on April 18 was rained out. while snow on the ground/drainage problems cancelled a trip to Winona, MN April 20-21. However, Coach Stephens feels the team is playing well. Adds Aron Hogden, "I don't feel that we've played our best golf yet." The Rangers have this week to sharpen their games before they journey April 28 to Lake Arrowhead GC in Nekoosa, WI for the Pointer Invitational. Then comes the pi votal tournament- the NCAA Division II District IV Tournament April 30-May I at Deer Track GC in Auburn, IN. The second game saw Mark Sura take the loss. UIC scored 8 runs in the second inning and never looked back. Scon Fletcher hit his second homerun of th day in the nightcap. Shawn Babcock also picked up an RBI triple. UW-Parkside baseball defeats Quincy and Southern Indiana The University of Wisconsin- Parks ide baseball team won two games on Saturday over Quincy University and the University of Southern Indiana. The Rangers record is now 14-13-1. Also. on Saturday Quincy fell to Southern Indiana 5-4. The games scores involving the Rangers were UWP 5-3 over Quincy and UWP 3-2 over Southern Indiana. In the first game, Jeff Lonigro led the Rangers with two hits and two runs scored. The game was broken open in the 5th when a Quincy error led to two Rangers runs. That broke a 3-3 deadlock and put the Rangers in the lead to stay. Mike Davis also had two hits in t he first game. Mike DeMeuse (3-3) went the distance and picked up the win for the Rangers. The second game saw UW-Parkside go down 1-0 after one inning to Southern Indiana. The score stayed that way until the bottom of the sixth when Scott Fletcher hit a 3 run homerun to make the score 3-1. Southern Indiana was able to score once in the seventh, but it was not enough as the Rangers came away with their second win of the day. Mark Sura (6-4) went the distance for the Rangers striking out six. Lonigro had two hits and one run scored in the second game. UW-Parkside baseball team splits on Sunday The University of Wisconsin- Parkside's split two games on Sunday losing to Southern Indiana 10-5 and defeating Quincy University 5-4. That leaves the Rangers record at 15-15-1 in Jack Klebesadel's first season as coach of the team. The first game of the day saw Jeff Dykes take the loss as Southern Indiana scored 4 times in the first, once in the second, and three times in the third to take an 8-3 lead. The Rangers scored three in the bottom of the first bill we're only able to muster single runs in the fourth and fifth. For the Rangers Scott Fletcher had a double, single and run scored. Jamie Karow hit a homerun in the bottom of the first. Jeff Lonigro also had a double and run scored. The second game saw Scott Fletcher pick up the win versus Quincy as the Rangers scored three times in the fifth to take a 5-3 lead and hold on to win 5-4. Jamie Karow had two hits, three runs scored, and one RBI. Mike DeMeuse also had two hits and three RBI's, one of his hits was a double. Mike Davis also had two hits in the game versus Quincy. The Rangers will next play today at 4 pm versus Concordia. UW-Parkside softball wins two on Saturday UW-Parkside's softball team moved to 32-11 on the year after winning two games and losing one on Saturday, both ga -re played at Petrifying Springs 1 The Rangers are currently ranked #17 in the country for NCAA Division IISoftball teams. In the first game UW-Parkside defeated Viterbo 11-2. Jackie Aiken, Billi Kapla, and Shelley Stroik all homered for the Rangers. Aiken was 3-3 in the game. Tracy Brauer (3-0) was the winning pitcher for UW- Parkside, In the second game the Rangers fell to Division I Evansville 6-2. Billi Kapla took the loss. The third game saw the home team rebound to post 3-1 win over Quincy. Shelley Szymkowiak hit a game winning home run for the Rangers. Wendy Wolff (17-7) pitched a one hitter with 9 strikeouts in the seventh inning game. Parkside duo takes 2nd at Nationals Ali De Witt and AI Heppner both took second at the 2nd Annual National Collegiate Walking Alliance (NCWA) Championships. De Witt pulled away from Danielle Kirk and finished in a personal best time of 50:06 which qualified her for the US Track and Field Championships in Sacramento. Kirk had been under the weather all week, but still hung in for a third place finish. Pam Tucker, in her first season, shaved two minutes off her previous best time and finished 4th. Margaret Ditchburn (7th) also walked a career best. Susan Armenta of Cal-Poly Pomona won the race in a Olympic Trials qualifying timeof48:19. The top six Racewalker Ali DeWitt (above) finishers in the women's race fi ish d d NCWA' im e secon at s. earned All-American status. AI Heppner broke out of a personal slump and set a personal best with his 2nd place finish. The pre-race favorite, Will Cedarville, Ohio won the race and qualified for the 1996 Olympic Trials. 'The thing I liked the best was the great racing intensity. VanAxen, was bothered by a calf injury, but still finished 3rd. Both times are under the US Championships standard. VanAxen and Heppner were named All-American. Defending champion Tim Seaman, coming off a injury, chose to only walk 10 km. Chad Eder of AI Heppner on route to a personal best time of 1:31 :53 this past in the 20km event. Bucks season ends on high note Sports Jeopardy By: Hans Weitkuhn The Milwaukee Bucks finished their season at 34-48, a fourteen game improvement from last season. They finished two games behind Boston for the last spot ensuring another lottery selection. The Bucks beat the Celtics 106-97 at the Bradley Center on Wednesday. The Bucks outscored Boston 30-16 in the 2nd on 61% shooting. consecutive FG's by Eric Murdock put them up 41-34 with 4:00 left in the 2nd- Robinson scored on an alley-cop from Murdock with 0:25 left for a 51-42 halftime lead. The Bucks blew it open in the third quarter leading by as much as 21. A steal by Todd Day led to Robinson's fadeaway jumper that put them up 64-51. Robinson, later found Baker for an all- oop jam to increase it to 60-5 I with 5:30 left. Murdock's layup with 3:45 left game the Bucks their biggest lead 76-53. Vin Baker's trey with 1:50 left in the game clinched the victory. Baker led with 27 points and 10 rebounds and Robinson added 26. The Bucks final chance at the playoffs was shot down with a 103-82 lost to Cleveland. The Bucks never led in this game as Cleveland got off to a 12-2 start. Murdock's three pulled them within 18-14 with I: 13 left in the first and that would be as close as they would come. The Cavs Outscored them 31-18 in the second on 58% shooting. In the 2nd half, Cleveland got their biggest lead 86-60 on a four point play by Danny Ferry. Ferry made the tree, fouled by Newman and made the FT. Murdock led with 24 points on 3-3 from three-point range. The Bucks ended their season with a 104-100 victory over the Bulls. Michael Jordan missed two shots in the final minute that would have tied the game. Jordan finished with 33 while Robinson finished with 36. The Bucks, with several talented young players that were involved in a playoff hunt will be back next year. With Voshon Leonard joining them next year, look for the Bucks to use their lottery pick on a center who can rebound. walkers. He added, "That's the toughest I've seen a whole group race in a long time." NCWA Results: Women's 10 km * I. Susan Armenta *2. Ali De Witl *3. Danielle Kirk *4. Pam Tucker *5. Sue Kisring *6. Liz Fashun 7. Margaret Ditchburn 8. Amber Nichols 9. Tracy Ross 10. Joanne Fox J I. Jeannie Link 12. Demeka Wilson Dana Wiberg Men's 20km * I. Chad Eder *2. AI Heppner *3. Will VanAxen 4. Will Leggett 5. DaVe Michielli 6. Ian Heatherington Tim Seaman <denotes All-American Cal-Poly Pomona UW-Parkside UW -Parkside UW -Parkside UW -Parkside UW-Parkside UW-Parkside UW-Parkside Simon Fraser (B.c.) Simon Fraser (B.C.) Malone College (OH) Malone College (OH) Simon Fraser (B .c.) Cedarville (OH) UW-Parkside UW -Parks ide UW -Parkside UW-Parkside Simon Fraser UW -Parks ide 48:19 50:06 51:06 51:53 51:54 53:25 54:01 55:11 56:37 57:53 1:01 :33 1:04:27 DNF 1:28:57 1:31:53 1:33:58 1:41:03 1:48:08 2:05:39 DNF I~I CHARGE! • No Annual Fee! 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FUNDRAISER --FAST EASY MONEY: Student clubs and organizations to sponsor marketing project on campus. 1-800-775-3851 Jennifer. --Help Wanted: Energetic individual to assist the owner of a local landscape firm. If interested, please call Aaron at 835-4823. LOST AND FOUND -Lost in Molinaro Hall: Navy Blue Polo Ralph Lauren rain parka. Small reward. . Ryan, 595-2845. SERVICES --EMPLOYMENT Career opportunities in our Party Department. General Rental seeks self motivated person for full-time position. Job involves a variety of tasks from party consultant to cleaning, preparing, inventory taking, and loading orders. Should be able to lift 50 Ibs. Call for an OFFERED --ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS! Over $6 Billion in private sector grants & scholarships is now available. All students are ellqible , Let us help. For more info. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 23, issue 27 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Student Research Highlighted Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ~!~~~ent ~,~search Highlighted This idea is the had attended, all disciplines were faculty may be unaware of what's going on Thirteen of UW-Parkside's twenty-six brainchild of Dale represented. "I never attended anything like in other departments. Undeclared students departments w~ll. ~e represented at the Wheeler. UW- that before," said Wheeler. "I thought it was can look through the presentations to sec Creative Acuvrues and Research Parkside chemis- neat, and why shouldn't we have one here? what majors Lheyare interested in pursuing. Recognition Day. Parkside's Chorale and try professor and It would be a great opportunity. "We need to get the word out," said JazzEnsemble will perform their repertoire. coordinator of the Undergraduates put a lot of work into their Wheeler. "We have every right to be proud T h e C o m p u ter Science Department wI'11 fai W projects, and it's better to get recognition of this.... Parkside tries to set itself apart, to arr. heeler got offerinteractive workstations. Art students the idea from a campus-wide than from just two or three say, 'We're more research oriented .... will have a slide show of their work, And similar conference professors, It's good to be recognized by Following the fair, the presenters can . . your peers:' compare notes at a short reception with y e t there is more! You can get free held last year I' n In addition to recognition, the fair will Chancellor Smith. s u m m aries of all forty presentations at the Michig a II d n ca e also highlight research from the entire fair. which will be held in Main Place the Natio I C f f U . . na onerence 0 ndergraduate campus since Friday, Apn121, from 1-4 pm. The event IS Research. Unlike previous conferences he students and Mind the Ps and Qs byBrianMatsen have to pay extra for the semester break if we're In a current Quality University Environment going to stay here," read the statement in the QUE (QUE) Gram, several suggestions to make the Gram, "I believe that since we the students that stay University serve its population, and responses to on campus, shouldn't have to pay for the time that we these suggestions were made. These interest stay on campus. After all, the basketball teams [do students, faculty, and the outside community of not] have to pay," Parkside alike. DeAnn Possehl, the Director of Residential Life, Pedestrian access was promoted by a student who said that there is going to be "no charge" for these I said that "the south part of the campus, now adjacent students, The student must show proof of registration toall sorts of housing, would be the most obvious at the 4C building. placeto start." This individual wants pedestrian An issue brought up by another student concerned accessto the campus because it would help students the Phy Ed building, "I would like to know why the I overcome difficulties and dangers that they may face swimming pool has been open fewer hours in late fall during the winter when they try to gain access to the and early winter than it was in early fall." This person campus. was upset at the pool hour's lack of flexibility and Thisindividual was upset that Willj~ W, Streeter, lack of «good" timing. "This seems especially strange Vice Chancellor of Administration and Fiscal Affairs, since in November and December it is much more hadnotgot back to him/her when he/she said, "I hope difficult to get outside for exercise." that the lack of response to date means that this In a phone conversation with Linda Draft, the proposal is being given serious consideration," but a Director of Athletics, she explained that the response was soon given. "Your proposal [had been], swimming pool had been open less hours than at the indeed, given serious consideration," Streeter beginning of the semester, due to a mid-term budget responded, then unfortunately continued by writing, analysis, In other words, "We looked at payroll," she I "a sidewalk project as you suggest would be very said and "it was ahead of schedule." More hours were costlyespecially in an environment of budget cuts." booked for 1 ife guards - "Far and above in past Inaddition, he noted that only a small handful of years." In a response in the QUE Gram, she wrote I students had raised a related concern. But fortunately, that "Lifeguard expense was running ahead of budget herequested QUE readers, who would use a sidewalk and if we did not cut back hours we would either run onthesouth part of the campus, to please notify him into deficit at the end of the fiscal year or have to I in writing, close the pool entirely during the part of spring Another suggestion was for students that stay on semester." She did not want this to happen and a campus, intending to go to summer school, etc., deficit was unacceptable, so hours were cut - hours . dUring itssemester breaks, should not have to pay for that were mostly used. The current hours are M: 11-4, rOOm andboard, "I mean it is ironic that we pay all of 5-6; T: 5:30pm-8; W: I 1-4; 10: 11-3,5-6:30; F: 11-4; thismoney for room and board, then find out that we S: noon-3:30; and Su: 4:30-7. UW-Parkside announces budget reduction planning efforts I FUJ1her cuts in the UW System's 1995-97 budget order to help balance the state's budget. , willseriously affect the delivery of affordable and "If we are forced to make even deeper cuts, we WIll '1 quality education at the University of Wisconsin- be faced with decreases In ,~t~de.~ su~~o~~~ervlce: Parkside, Chancellor Eleanor Smith said Thursday. and instructional programs, mi sh al , .e m~s uw P 1 afeguard our commitments to t IS region y ~ arkside is currently working on. wa~s 0 S ,. . universit education at an , reducethe campus budget for the next bienruurn. providing qua,~Ity Y Campus Planning, for reductions was prompted by the affordable Pfllc.e. . plans are reconsidering faculty ltate bud b'II' d b G Tommy Among pre munary : 10 ~et I Introduce y ov.. hin load, reorganizing the academic, schools, I In~mpson In February, calling for reducnons of the teac g r stipends for student advising and U'fI( Syste b d decreasmg surnme II m~ ~ get. , ' f It nve rn ance , and reducing the campus P TheprelImInary effort is part of a parllclpatory zorkf y g Other recommendations include utilizing rocess >l S ith 'd "F I ff and students wor oree. , h ' mil sal. acu ty, sta I' d ta bases to eliminate purchasing expensive avehad th . t possible on- me a fed. e opporturu ty to sugges . 1 . shifting some staff to IO-month contracts c UCtlOns and to respond to ideas from others,. ~s a ~ourn~ s~f 12 and funding some staff positions from aJnpus, we are working diligently to make declsJOns instea that v,-'ll . ,. and program revenues. . It I least affect our academic mISSIOn Th ' itial budget reduction planning process Udent" emil Th' ' , ' ' be an in December when Smith requested that a C IS week the legislature's budget-WrItIng JOint d g d 'sory committee consisting of faculty, staff Omm' . . of the bu get a VI , . . I g Ittee On Finance started its conslderatlOn d d nts representatives prepare milIa oVer ' J ph an stu e . I.e nor s budget. According .to State Sen. ose d tI'ons In February. the committee ea R ,'tt e recommen a ' ~e~' -Waupaca, co-chainnan of the comml e, ' BUDGET page 2 W System may have to absorb more cuts In see ' UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE April 20. 1995 Commencement ceremony The commencement ceremony for current graduates will be held on May 14, 1995 at 2 pm. in the Physical Education Building, Potential May graduates are currently being certified by the Student records office and those graduates will soon receive a mailing with information and instructions regarding the ceremony. Officials expect about 325 students will be eligible for May graduation. Because of the limited capacity of the Physical Education Building, graduates are being asked to limit the number of guests. Graduates who were eligible but unable to participate in the December commencement may lake part in the May commencement. Caps and gowns for graduates will be available in the Campus Bookstore. A variety of sizes will be available so pre-ordering and fitting are not required. Graduation announcements are also available in the Campus Bookstore, The deadline for notifying the Chancellor's Office that a May graduate plans to take part in the commencement exercises is April 26, 1995. For more information on eligibility for May graduation, students should contact the Student Records Office. 595-2284, For general information about commencement, students should contact the Chancellor's Office, 595-2368. Union TYME machine returns After a three-month absence, an Elmwood, the teller will accept automated teller machine has been withdrawals only. Once the new reinstalled in the Union's north 400-bed residence hall is built, a lobby, just outside Union Square. new tell er will be added that The original equipment was accepts deposits and other removed by its bank owner at the transactions . end of a five-year agreement. The Among the cards accepted at the bank had claimed a lack of ATM station: TYME, HONOR, transactions at the machine. Shazam, Magic Line, Master Card, Under the new five-year Fastbank, Express Teller, Instant agreement with the Bank of Cash, Pulse and Cirrus. Lowerdrinking age likely. to the Editor page 3 page 4 page 6 Past president of NIH to speak at UW- Parkside on April 28 Budget, continued from page 1 submitted their reduction suggestions to Smith and UW-Parkside senior ~ administrators. Subsequent recommendations made by senior administrators will be reviewed and discussed by governance groups during follow-up meetings this month. "None of these recommendations will be final until we know for Sure what is contained in the state budget," Smith said. "Because we don't expect to know what the final cuts will look like until after commencement, we wanted to begin the discussion while students and most faculty were still on campus." The university budget is part of the state budget expected to be approved by the legislature by June. boards of numerous scientific journals. The WallenIModine Lecture Series is funded by the Wallen Endowment Fund and the Modine Manufacturing Endowed Lecture Fund. For more information, call Eugene Goodman, UW-Parkside professor of biological sciences at (414) 595-2327. inclusion of women in clinical studies. Previously women were not included in testing groups. She also established a major intramural laboratory for human genetics at NIH and oversaw the elevation of nursing to an Institute for Nursing Research. Healy has been active in several Federal advisory groups. including the White House Science Council and chair of the Advisory Panel for New Developments in Biotechnology of the Office of Technology Assessment of the U.S. Congress, and a member of the NASA Life Sciences Strategic Planning Study Committee. A native of New York City. Healy is a graduate of Vassar College and Harvard Medical School. She completed postgraduate training in internal medicine and cardiology at The Johns Hopkins School of Medicine. She has written extensively in the areas of cardiovascular research and medicine, health and science policy and has served on the editorial Dr. Bernadine P. Healy, immediate- past director of the National Institutes of Health (NlH) will speak at the 8th Annual Veronica Wallen/Modine Manufacturing Lecture at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Friday, April 28. The free lecture, "Medical Research and its Impact on Health Care," will be held at 2pm in Molinaro 104. Healy, recognized for her work and advocacy of women's health issues, focuses on how medical research is brought into the health care delivery system and ultimately benefits individuals. She is currently senior policy advisor at the Page Center at The Cleveland Clinic Foundation. Healy was first appoi med by President Bush to head the NIH in 1991. As past director, she launched the NIH Women's Health Initiative, a $625 million effort [0 study the causes, prevention and cures of diseases that affect women. She spearheaded efforts that require the Seeking an MBA? Come to UW-P open house May 3 Volunteer Opportunities I :OO-4:00pm on Saturday, April 22. Help celebrate the 25th anniversary of Earth Day by doing something for the environment. Sign up today in the Volunteer Office. ALL SAINTS HOSPICE SCHEDULES r TRAINING. Racine residents interested in working with the terminally ill please respond. Training is set for Saturdays, June 3rd- 9-4, 10th 9-4 & 17th- 9-11. Lunch provided. Mature. responsible students are encouraged to sign up in the Volunteer Office. LITTLE LEAGUE FOR CHILDREN WITH DISA8ILlTIES. Volunteer as a buddy, coach or umpire on Saturdays from IO:OOarn- 12:30pm beginning May 20th through August 12th at the c.Y.c. Field in Kenosha. There are no strike outs, outs at first base and no score .., Just fun! Sign up in the Volunteer Office. EARTH DA Y OPPORTUNITIES. Help clean up North Beach in Racine from 8:30-11 :30 or Chi waukee Prairie in Kenosha from Career and business opportunities for individuals interested in a master's degree in business administration (MBA) will be discussed during an open house at 'tp.rn. Wednesday, May 3. in Room l04-106 of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Union. The university's MBA program will be discussed and individuals will hear how professionals can complete an MBA program in as little as three years. Information and applications for the Graduate Management Admission Test (GMAT) will also be available. Admission requirements, prerequisites, curriculum overview, the evening class schedule and changes in the GMAT. will be discussed by Joanne Canyon-Holler, director of MRA ad mis sion s lJW-P husi nes s faculty also will be available to provide an overview of courses offered. In addition, several graduates of UW-Parkside's MBA program will be available to discuss the impact MBA's had on their career advancement and development. For more information on the MBA open house, call the School of Business at (414) 595-2046 between 8a.m. and 4:30pm, Monday through Friday. Volunteer of the week of the children is what I enjoy most. Even the teachers are impressed with the 55 foot whale." Eeva Bums, supervisor of the whale team and UW-Parkside student, commented on Donna's dedication to the whale project. "We wouldn't do the whale without her. She is always there when I need her. Donna is someone who is dependable, assertive and especially dedicated." Thanks Donna for using your teaching skills in providing an exciting hands-on activity for Kenosha and Donna Poulsen Racine children. Beva and Donna are scheduled to visit ten elementary schools between May 15th and June 6th. New volunteers are welcome to help at one, six or all ten schools. Sign up in the Volunteer Office. Next week is National Volunteer Week! David Iorio Students are selected as "Volunteers of the Week" for their altruistic attitudes, the amount of time shared within the community and the positive impact their service has made in the lives of others. This week's volunteer i; Donna Poulsen. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside is deeply saddened by the passing away of one of the 1994 Graduates and a friend of many here at the uni versity, David Iorio. David died as a result of a life-long battle with Muscular Dystrophy. We send our condolences to the family and friends. . David went beyond what Wany others, given the same Clrpilmstances would ever have attempted, and made an impossible dream 'become rea1ity. Those of us who knew David will always remember not only his':lpendly smile an,d.9uret manner' but also h,js getenniuati9nto w~rk to.wards his go~\ desplfe the. pi:edict~ grim. futtire. fJe,;)Vas I! \,!odel~~.~ coqtlljle not onlY for th.ose Of1.IS with disablJities l;>Ut also fOI anyone, who.cfiuds themselves faced with what appears to be unsunnoun~blt. dis'ctiUragement and hONl1essness. ......, ..... " c· . We'll miSS you" 'd, 'But we:ll never ou'ilud yollt !il ...>"._, ' <..,,~,. ·'v .' - 'M ·,;:0~i·"··· :,i\·· \hef~po~sibll>!lre . Donna Poulsen is a senior majoring in Math working for a teaching certificate for grades 1-9. After student teaching in the fall, she will graduate in December with hopes for a junior high school teaching position in the Northern Illinois area. As an officer of the Student WEA Organization, Donna became a regular participant as a whale education specialist beginning last summer. "Being a part of the school presentations has taught me how prepared I have to be when anticipating questions the children will ask." said Donna. "Watching the faces UW - Parkside Police Incident Report was issued on 3125/95. Violation - Visitor was cited for expired regulation and no driver's license, Building 5 & 6, (I :53 a.rn.) - A student called UPPS stating that his brother had been shuck with a closed fist in his left eye by an unknown male. Report submitted. 4/13/95 Inc 95-250 Traffic Violation/Other, Outer Loop & Cth G, (5:53 pm) - UPPS officer observed driving vehicle with expired registration. Citation issued. the balcony. 4/13/95 Inc 95-248 Traffic Violation, Hwy G at Hwy A, (7:25 am)- UPPS officer observed vehicle with no plates. investigation revealed subject not wearing seat bell. Citation issued. permit for motorcycles. Citation was issued. 4/11/95 Inc 95-243 Medical Assist - Student was having breathing problems. Subject was taken to the hospital via ambulance. 4/15/95 Inc 95-256 Suspicious Circumstances - UPPS officer noticed a vehicle on the cross country course. Investigation revealed open intoxicants in the vehicle. Driver was cited for operating while license suspended, for non- 4/15/95 Inc 95-255 registration of vehicle Traffic Violation - and displaying Citation issued after 20 unauthorized plates. Both days passed for the driver and the passenger 4/14/95 Inc 95-251 4/14/95 Inc 95-253 traffic warning notice for a were cited for open Simple Battery. Housing defective headlamp which intoxicants. 4/12/95 Inc 95-246 Criminal Damage to State Property, D-I C/ A Women's Restroom (5;08 pm) - Staff member found a metal barrette stuck in light switch. Physical Plant notified and report submitted. 4/15/95 Inc 95-254 Traffic Violation - Visitor was stopped for failure to display license plates. Verbal wammg given as driver had necessary paperwork. 4/11/95 Inc 95-244 Traffic Violation - Student was stopped for expired vehicle registration. Citation was issued. 4/13/95 Inc 95-251 Traffic Violation/Other, Outer Loop & Crh G, (6:08 pm) - UPPS officer observed a subject driving vehicle with expired registration. Citation was issued. 4/14/95 Inc 95-252 Simple Battery - A UW-P visitor was battered at housing by 2 unknown males as the visitor was walking to the parking lot. Medical attention required. Case pending. 4/13/95 Inc 95-249 Recovered Property, CA 235 (9:41 am) - A staff member contacted UPPS and informed them that a leather jacket was left. Item turned over to UPPS. Report submitted. 4/12195 Inc 95-247 Alcohol Violation ~Four housing students were cited for underage drinking. Complaint was for someone urinating off 4/11/95 Inc 95-245 Traffic Violation - Student was stopped at housing for violating restrictions of the learners When many letters express similar viewpoints, a representative sample may be published. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger office (WYLL DI39C) before noon on Monday. Leiters must be typed and double- spaced, must contain no misleading or libelous content, and must include the author's name and phone number. Leiters which fail to comply will be returned to the author. The Ranger News reserves the right to editleners. 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Questions concerning specific article should be directed to the appropriate section editor. Letters to the Editor must follow guidelines outlined In the Editorial section. The Ranger News is published by students of the University of wlsconstn-Parkstde who are solely responsible for the editorial polley and content contained herein. 3 I Observations Oems Not Dead Yet OMSA Under Fire by Cheryl Murphy Guest Editorial successfully. Historically, this office has provided disadvantaged and minority students with expert advising and programming aimed at multicultural awareness which enhances general education and informs. Student Life does this as well, but OMSA concentrates its focus on those students it serves. The staff is, and has been. a well informed, accessible group of professionals devoted to the success and retention of students, challenging them to excellence. OMSA is needed at UW-Parksidc. Its budget is justified based on need. It has recently brought together several major status student organizations and clubs, advising and housing them. As a direct result, the groups have formed a cohesive base which provides an open forum for interaction between them and the university at all levels. This is expressed in a collective sense of identity and a new level of comfort. This sense of comfort has often been lacking in this university. It may well be the only consistent internal balance available to multiculLural groups of students attempting to function effectively in an often hostile environment. Any attempt at reorganization should consciously strive to maintain this. incorporating student input, while continuing to provide students with qualified, experienced advisors. such as Larry Turner and Nydia Adames-Petry. It is my understanding that the budget cuts will come out of funding accounts #102 and #402. I would challenge any package of CUIS aimed mainly at the lower 50% of the university employment hierarchy. I believe there is a need for a multicuhural center on this campus. Strategies such as expert advising, physical space, accessibility, available staff, etc ...• are extremely important to the continued success of this program. This may be a budget issue, but I would suggest that it is much more than that. If we adopt a wait and see attitude at this point, we lose, again. If you wear the green and blue ribbons representing student power and unity, be prepared. There may be more to do in support of those engaged in this bau!e. This university is a cohesive entity; what impacts adversely on a portion of the population ultimately effects the whole. According to Booker T. Washington, "You can't hold a man (group) down without staying down there with him." C. 1. Nelson Congressmen Shifting parties actually First let's establish (he fact that the happens the above scenario will not Democratic party is a~out to expire. apply). Consider that in 1965 the Republicans A switch of 3 seats in either chamber were considered dead, and again in would give the Democrats control of one 1975. The Democrats were supposed to house of the Wisconsin legislature. be on their last legs in the eighties. For the above to happen the Three years ago the Republicans were Democrats must jget off their haunches again supposed to need life support and stand for something. I hear over and when George Bush blew a 91 % approval over again on radio, in the paper and on rating and lost his presidency. C·SPAN that no one knows what the I have the following numbers for Democrats now stand for. Just being Democrats to consider, 7%, 16% and 15. against Newt and calling all things These numbers explain why the Republican mean spirited and extremist Democratic party can have hope. Bill will not be enough. Clinton received 43% of the vote in The public actually did the Democrats 1992. If he can pick up 7% more of the a favor by weeding out the dead wood. electorate he can win outright regardless The removal of Jack Brooks, Dan of any third party candidates. Clinton Rostenkowski, Tom Foley and other has hovered with an approval rating of fossils from another era allow the around 43%-45%. If the Republicans Democrats the luxury of rebuilding nominate a very conservative candidate (actually it's a necessity). If the (as is increasingly likely) 10 oppose Democrats come up with new Clinton in 96, then Clinton has an approaches to deal with the Nation's ills excellent chance of picking up his then election success will follow. missing 7%. One idea is in the area of Affirmative In 1992 voter turnout has been pegged . Action. Recent polls indicate wide at between 53% and 55%. The turnout public support of Affirmative Action for the recent off year election has been type remedies if they are based more on estimated at between 35% and 38%. economic basis and less on gender, or The difference is approximately 16%. It racial requirements. Changing to an is highly likely that a percentage of economic focus would allow the voters above 50% will vote in '96. Can Democrats to stand for something. -Tbe anyone truly argue that an additional Democrats may do well to acknowledge 16% turnout in '94 would not have had a that an ec-onomic class system has in fact Barb Churchill major impact on the results? I would bet developed in the country. The Dems Ranger columnist serious currency that the Democrats could stand for people wanting to This week, I am again going to focus on the drinking age. would not have taken such a beating had improve their economic lot in life, According to the Sunday, April 16th issue of the Racine the turnout been at '92 levels. Spending on education (be careful there Journal Times. it is now considered "very likely" that the If the Democratic party picks up are other education issues that if not drinking age will be lowered again to 19. Republicans are now fifteen seats in the House of handled properly could hurt them) and in charge of both the state and federal legislatures, making it Representatives in '96 they'll regain support of a minimum wage increase are easier under the present political circumstances to get a new control. This is not at all out of the good issues on which a platform can be drinking age passed in Wisconsin. The issue is "underfunded realm of possibility. What we would constructed. mandates vs. civil rights." Maybe both can be reconciled. with have (and what I am increasingly The Democrats have one big Achilles the present political office bearers. "Underfunded mandates" are mandates from the federal coming to believe will happen) is a heel and that is character and leadership. House with an almost even split between Next week, let's all meet here and government that aren't fully (01': sometimes at all) covered by federal funds. These mandates include Clean-Air regulations. the parties (note: if the rumor of a discuss a lack of leadership. massive shift of southern Democratic Clean Water regulations, and of course the federally mandated '~':'::'''::::';:'-::~::::;:::::':'::''':;::~;:;~':'::'~:-.---"'''i_.'i"1r.;----, 2l-year old drinking age for highway money. These e t t e r s t o t h e E d ltor "mandates"arenolongerval;d,asofFebruary.1995,whenthe Congress passed a law prohibiting them. That makes tbe passage of the 19-year old drinking age that much closer to reality. Every year since 1985, the Wisconsin Legislature has proposed a bill lowering the drinking age to 19. This is partly because of our independent heritage. We in Wisconsin really abhor governmental interference in our lives, and we want them to JUST BUTf OUT OF OUR SOCIAL LIVES! This, combined with a predominantly Republican legislature, will grant passage of the under-21 year old drinking age law. Under the guise of budget reduction proposals, internal, hidden agendas may be, once again, rearing their ugly heads at UW -Parks ide. The Office of Multicultural Student Affairs (OMSA), formerly CECA, is in jeopardy, again. A Budget and Review committee proposal dated 2/28/95 stated that some of the office's functions may be duplicated in other areas. i.e. the advising and pre- college programs. In the past, programs and/or personnel that are not popular at Parks ide, were subjected to a systematic dispersal of personnel, functions, and ultimately, purpose. OMSA/CECA was reviewed about three years ago. the review committee was emphatic in backing a program that provides support for groups of students that may not have an effective, in-place support system available to them outside of that setting. Of course, if you remove an employee's' or program's function, reassigning it to other areas. it will then appear to be less than effective. On the other hand, if you 3110w programs and personnel to perform their duties as described in their mission statements and job descriptions, they may well be able to perform One Liberal1s Opinion Besides, the Democrats have nothing against this law in principle either, so they should have no reason to vote against it Also, we have a pretty strong Tavern League, and they want the under-twenty one year old business. (Right now, it is currently illegal for anyone under 21 to step foot in the bar...even to play pool or darts without drinking one drop of alcohol. Where is the logic in that?) A5> for the maturity issue, does it really make sense for there to be one standard for one set of people and one for another? I've met some pretty mature 18 year olds, who are supporting their whole families. I've also met some immature ones, but there are immature people in any crowd. Age is fundamentally irrelevant Experience is what really matters. The most irresponsible person I've recently met is a 76-year old man, who was buying alcohol to get drunker than he already was. (l refused to let him buy. If they are too drunk, you can refuse them, no matter what the age.) Then he got into his car, and hit a light pole at my place of employment. (That just goes to prove that this guy was already too drunk to have any more liquor.) Now, legally, this guy was allowed to drink. But, why should he have been? He obviously didn't have any common sense, or he never would have been so drunk as to hit a light pole. The moral of the story is: Urge your reps to pass this bill quickly when it is submitted. (And keep "Grandpa" off the street if he's been drinking.) To thew Editor, Since becoming the Director of University Police in August 1994, "Parking" and the decisions of the "Parking appeals committee" has caused more complaints and criticism than any other issue I have encountered. It is my intent to describe the l function, purpose and the limitations of the "Parking appeals committee", for r those interested members of the university community who desire clarification. Historically, the committee is appointed by the chancellor and consists of six voting members, two faculty, two students and two staff. The director of University Police serves in an ex-officio, relative to parking. Appointments to the committee are made May for one year and no one from University Police Department shall be appointed to this " committee as a voting member. The chairperson shall be appointed by the chancellor from the members of the committee. f Functions, Powers and procedures: I~ The committee will hear and act upon appeals of parking tickets issued by the University Police. The decision of the appeal committee is final. The decision shall be based solely on written appeals and evidence with no provision for oral presentations by the appellant. The decision shall be based on a majority Vote of the committee members. A committee member may not participate in the deliberations or voting on any appeal he/she may have before the committee. The parking appeals Committee shall report to (he chancellor at least once a year. If, after two weeks of written solicitations of nominations, no nominations are forthcoming, the chancellor shall appoint the necessary representatives. Any changes to the existing system ITIUSt be presented to the "Health, safety and environmental committee" for approval/denial and implementation! deletion. The "Parking Appeals Committee" meets as needed throughout the semester 10 consider appeals. The committee normally schedules a meeting when we have approximately one hundred (100) "Appeals" to review. This is done in an effort to limit meeting times, and accommodate committee members having other responsibilities and obligations. Either myself or Sergeant Leuenberger along with Mrs. Norma Rukavina, Program Assistant three, complete the "Parking Appeals Committee." My job is to read each appeal in it's entirety, without revealing the identity of the appellant to the other members of the Committee. 1 am also available to answer any questions as it relates to the rules and or regulations on parking. Mrs. Rukavina is present strictly to record the results of the committee's findings. After reading the "Appeal", and answering any questions, the committee votes, with the majority ruling. Rukavina, mails out correspondence to the appellants informing tbem of the results. Based on the number of complaints received, I would like to create a "Focus Group", composed of faculty, staff, students and interested community individuals from Kenosha and Racine. The purpose of this "Focus Group" would be to find ways to make visiting the University, a positive experience, which would include a critical examination of the current parking policies in effect on campus and the recourse available (0 individuals who feel they have been erroneously ticketed, towed, warned or treated. In the very near future, I will be contacting individuals who have expressed an interest in possibly modifying the Parking, Ticketing and Towing procedures now in place at the university. To the editor of The Ranger News: occurs when we listen to and talk with those who are different than us, or who disagree with us. The intended effect of the individual(s) censorship of the GLO posters was to limit participation in the Out and About Week activities-therefore limiting learning opportunities for the entire campus community. The lack of acceptance or tolerance demonstrated by the individual(s) who destroyed the GLO posters has no place at a University, and is in direct violation of University policies. If anyone has information about the individuals who destroyed the posters, please contact the Dean of Students Office, Union 209. Ms. [Barb] Churchill raises a valid point when stating that many miscategorized bands are not actually "alternative." In my opinion, she has overzealously crowned herself "Alternative Music Guru." (Any Guru would know that Stone Temple Pilots are actually from California and NOT Seattle.) "Alternative" indicates a deviation from the mainstream. How can Alice in Chains be "alternative" when anyone can sample their music when renting a Matt Dillon flick from any local video store? This fact proves that what was once "alternative" is now mainstream. In your cross country search for an "alternative" scene, you failed to recognize the variety of music forty short miles north of here. If you are looking for bands that deviate from the nann, Citizen King, The Pacers, and Sometimes Sweet Susan have three distinct sounds that I would begrudgingly label as "alternative" simply because it has become such a garbage can term into which all different types of music is thrown. Ms. [Barb] Churchill's discontent feeds into the negative stereotypes of our generation. A majority of people our age do not feel trapped in "Generation X," and are not searching for answers in the lyrics of songs by the Offspring. "Gen X"is another label with a litany of catch phrases created by those who do not understand and therefore cannot control our generation. It is almost impossible for one person to be an authority on a subject that encompasses such diversity. Sincerely, B.H. Smith To Members of the UW-Parkside Community: .On Saturday, April 15, six members of the Gay and Lesbian Organization (GLO) spent over five hours making and hanging banners for Out and About Week activities. On Sunday, the banners had all been defaced and/or removed and discarded. As stated in the Chancellor's Commitment to Diversity document, "The University of Wisconsin-Parks ide must create a teaching and learning environment in which we can grow and learn from each other by appreciating the knowledge, experiences and perspectives that each one of us contributes to the learning community." Students should come to campus to learn. Learning often Sincerely, Diane Welsh Director, University Activities To the Editor, Something has been troubling me of late. Around campus the past few years I've noticed a preponderance of squirrel, rabbit, shrew and other small, furry mammal carcasses, usually missing parts of their lifeless bodies. Being a small, furry, mammal lover I've been deeply troubled by this and have studied (he problem in depth. What I discovered was that these animals had been partially pureed by the Parkside grounds crew's lawnmowers. Apparently these wonderful creatures were being traumatized and frozen where they stood by the sight and sound of these mechanical beasts bearing down upon them. After many a sleepless night I think I may have found a solution to the inadvertent slaying of these innocent, dare I say "peoples". It would not be to great an expense, given the reward of saving lives, to hire a person for the grounds crew to walk one or two hundred feet in front of the lawn mowers during their lime of operation with a bullhorn announcing something to the effect of. "Attention. all small, furry mammals. The big. noisy, fearsome beast behind me is only a lawnmower. Please retreat to your respective burrows for an hour or two and you will not be harmed. Thank you," Sincerely, Mike Schaefer Parkside student and friend of small, furry mammals everywhere. Robert Deane UW-P Chief of Police 4 8 T S 8e~1 Live IIIle;v/l:w FLESI1 by Robby Thompson 1 have to say that I didn't know what to expect from my night at the Rave in Milwaukee. I was to interview the band Flesh before they opened for Extreme. My experience back stage with the band Flesh was one of mutual respect. Here were four guys who had to play in front of a huge crowd that night, and some how they found the time to sit down with a college student from a town they never heard of and answer every question that was asked of them. After I got done interviewing them I felt as if I had just sal down with personal friends that I had known for years. Not only were they great guys, but they seemed to be very respectful in the ways they carried themselves. Missing were the backstage antics we always hear rumors of. What I saw were four professional muaici ans with professional attitudes! Flesh is: Paulo Bettencourt- vocals, Gonga- Drums, Markus-guitar, and Stephen Powell - bass. When ( first sat down with Flesh I wanted to know what these rock stars had on their minds before a big show. "Rock 'n' roll man!" Paulo quickly replied. "We let the music do the talkin" Markus also answered. These guys have a great CO, but given the fact that grunge is real popular right now I asked if they have a hard time finding an audience since their music is more rock influenced. "We've always had a huge audience at home. We've been appreciated at home and our fans have stuck by us. The bands around us have gone to grunge, but we've always stuck to what we know how to do," replied Markus. Then Stephen added, "We mostly play the New England area, and it seems that our name has a good aura to it, so people come and hear the new stuff." Stephen went on to explain how they draw crowds in the western part of the country. "Since we've been doing the tour with Extreme and they draw the crowd. Luckily our styles are both hard rock, so they have harmonies and we have harmonies. We're both not grunge bands, we're both not alternative, so their crowd is more likely to be receptive to us than not. As opposed to if we were touring with Offspring or something." 1 asked the band what they thought of the new "grunge" scene and what the Boston music scene is like. "I think it's Rock 'n' roll," said Paulo. Then Markus remarked that it is ironic that alternative music is what's now mainstream. Everyone laughed while Paulo said that big thing in Boston was alternative. I asked who their main influences were, who caused them to pick up an instrument. "I always loved The Who, as well as Queen. Those are the early days. Then I got mellow and started listening to Steely Dan and now I listen to everything, all over the place," said Markus. "That pretty much goes for all of us. We all have similar styles. I'm sure we all love bands like Queen, who has been a major influence to us, and also bands like The Who, Cheap Trick, and the Beatles,' said Stephen. Markus explained their new CD as "Yellow" while Paulo said it was "Black." Stephen went into more detail of explaining their CD as, "Kind of like a bumble bee." (The packaging on their new CD just happens to be yellow and black- I meant the music). Since they went into such great detail about what their music looks like I asked them to explain what it sounds like. "It's up beat too, not morbid," replied both Stephen and Markus. "I would like to compare it to not saying we are "as great as" or .. any less than," but compared to bands like the Rolling Stones, Queen, and the Who, that are just bands who play Rock 'n' roll, it's not "alternative," it's not "pop," and it's not "heavy metal." It's just what they feel at the time," said Stephen. I told them lhat there was an impression of a great "feel good" album. Markus then said, "You hit it on the head. A lot of our songs are a liUle older and very psyched to be alive, as opposed to when you become jaded and start writing some bitchy songs, which will be on the second album. (laughs) It's pretty pumped! We've been in the clubs a long time and a lot of the riffs have to work the second you hear them or you don't get a response. So say if we write a song, then play it live, then come back to the practice room and say hey, that bridge was really long winded, then we'll just get rid of it. The live show shapes our song writing." I had to ask who the Beavis and BUllhead fan was because there was someone yelling "Fire, Fire'[on the song "Think Too Much." So as everyone pointed to Paulo he remarked "Beavis rules Man!" Markus said "We were in the studio that weekend and it just happened to be on. It was just one of those jokes you couldn't get out of your head. So, he wanted to do it, and we're all like "ah sh!t." But he did it anyway, and it was funny." Paulo explained that his favorite episode was the one where Beavis pulled his shirt up over his head ... "The Great Bungholio." Markus explained where the name "Flesh" came from, "it was just a name with no meaning behind it, although as times went on, I choose to think of it as a brotherhood that is non discriminating. It's not black flesh, and it's not white flesh, it basically puts us all in the same boat." From listing to their album it was obvious that their are great musicians that know what they are doing, so I wanted to know how they reached that level. Paulo said that you have to work hard and stick together to make it anywhere, and Gongo added that you also have to love what you are doing. "Every time a style changes don't rush to be like that style or write like it because your going to be new no matter what. Just write what you love," said Stephen. Paulo said that Flesh has plans for making more albums in the future. "I think the word is longevity. We want to stick together and be called Flesh," said Stephen. The last question I had for Flesh was "Who is your favorite Brady?" Markus said his favorite, was Greg, and Gongo and Stephen had to agree because he was the one and only Johnny Bravo. Paulo, however, said his favorite was Marsha, in the later episodes. When it came time for Flesh to hit the stage they not only lived up to the great sound on their CD, they lived up to everything they said they would be. They went on stage being only themsel ves, and blew the amazed audience away. The only thing I wasn't sure of was who had a better time-the audience, or the four guys on stage. Biographies of Senate Candidates The Parks ide Student Government Association is re- part in Parkside's Leadership like a laughingstock. voice for all students' concerns. 2000 program in Fall '94. Ten Jacobson Additional Comments: Student running its Spring Senate election April 19 and 20 in Organized a rally to save OMSA. JR. Psychology/Political Science Government is not a joke. It's Roger Spear the Molinaro concourse. Following (in alphabetical Reasons: I feel that the student Qualifications: SUFAC Chair, more than just all arena for social JR, Pre-Pharmacy order) are candidate biographies submitted to the body needs the right people to Legislative Affairs Chair, Past cliques. Qualifications: Served as both voice their concerns. Senators Vice President of CIA, etc. treasure-r and president of the Ranger. need to be out and about on Reasons: To continue working to AmiOrava Sauk Prairie chapter of FFA. Dexter Bovee. tasks or decisions. I am campus knowing what is going save the students money. I have FR, Theatre Served as Secretary of the Sauk SR, Psychology personable and have experience on and not in the office hiding. 1 worked hard to save federal Qualifications: Past member of Prairie High Spanish Club. Qualifications: Senator of PSGA working with others. want to make sure that the financial aid, to keep tuition student government. Familiarity Academic All-American during (perfect attendance, to the best of Reasons: I want to be involved in Design for Diversity program is down, to cap tuition, to stop with workings of PSGA. 1993-94 season. 3 times on the his knowledge), member Social PSGA. I would like to make sure implemented to its fullest extra credit tax. to stop tuition Multicultural liaison to United Dean's List. Member of the Issues Committee, member of that the athletes have a voice in Additional Comments: The rest surcharges, and to keep Council. 1993-94 National Championship Shared Governance Committee what is happening at our school of the Senate needs to stop segregated fees from raising at Reasons: I want to help make All-Academic Wrestling Team. of United Council. and in PSGA. I am interested in nitpicking and work on student outrageous rates. I was chair of Parkside a better place for the Reasons: To improve the PSGA Reasons: I have consistently knowing why some of the things issues. SUFAC this year and we students. I want to get things and Uw-Parkside as a whole. To voted for students' rights and happen the way they happen here managed to keep segregated fees done. represent the athletes of UW~ will continue to do so. 1do not at Parkside. J. Luis Garces at the same rate as last year. I Parkside. allow my personal convictions to FR, Communications have lobbied local legislators to Lisa Rios James Dolphin Edwardo Vargas influence my decisions when Qualifications: When I was a keep them from slashing the UW JR, Psychology SO, SpanishIPolitical Science students' rights are concerned. I FR, Education sophomore in high schooll was System money. Qualifications: Secretary of Qualifications: Hispanic will stop the bureaucracy in Qualifications: Member of the elected treasurer. During my HOP. Active member of HOP Organization Vice-President, PSGA. A vote for you is a vote Alcohol and Drug Prevention senior year I achieved the status Gabriel MiUerd since 1992. Senator in PSGA, active member for me. Team at Wisconsin Lutheran. of school senator. JR. Philosophy Reasons: 1would like to be more in school activities. Additional comments: VOTE! Captain of 'he- freshman Reasons: I really want to help Qualifications: SUFAC student involved with school decisions. Reasons: I would liketo help the Voice ALL your concerns with wrestling team at Wisconsin. keep OMS A open. They help a at large, SOC secretary, Parkside Also to speak out for the student body in expressing their the PSGA and be heard. Reasons: To help improve PSGA lot of students in a lot of ways. II Philosophical Society President, students. concerns to the senate. I believe I and to help Parkside become a BnRC member, Leviathan of the have as many connections on would be a shame to see an campus, so I represent many Sheronda Brown better school. To represent the office like this shut down. No Remorse! Party, and «I Jeanne Sanchez students. SO, Business athletes of Parkside. Additional Comments: I will be FIGHT THE MAN!" SO, Spanish Additional Comments: I helped Qualifications: BSU officer, Jesus Farfan the first one to admit that PSGA Reasons: To fightlhe man. Qualifications: Past Secretary of organize the Multicultural rally LlDA student, volunteer for the has its faults, several of them Additional Comments: Drones PSGA, represented UWP at UC and want the students to take Women's Center. Good student SO. Biological Sciences. actually. It is time to get some unite- Fight the man! meetings, and I am a some of their rights back. and hard worker. Qualifications: I have been a member/officer of other Reasons: My reasons for seeking member of the Hispanic serious students in there and try Ronald Mulder organizations as well. Tyson Wilda this office are to provide a voice Organization at Parkside for the to fix its problems. If I'm JR, Physics/English Reasons: I wish to work on JR, Political Science elected, I'll do whatever it takes Qualifications: Perfect for the minority students and to past three semesters. I am a No Qualifications. multicultural and legislative attendanceas PSGA Senator. make changes where it is needed strong minded individual, willing to solve those problems! Reasons: Parkside is having issues facing our campus. Curren! President Pro-Tern, and to make sure changes do not to work hard for the best Angelita Garcia budget problems. Someone SUFAC member, B&RC occur where they are not needed. interests of the entire student FR, Education needs to look out for the interest Fernando Solis member, contributing editor of Additional Comments: I feel as body. Qualifications: Currently of the students and to fight to JR. Business/Finance First Amendment, Vice President though I am qualified La take a Reasons: I feel that all students attending the Leadership 2000 keep the endangered programs Qualifications: Active member PAW. writer Ranger. Managing of the Hispanic Organization at experience in the real world, seat because I'm a quick learner, on campus need to be program. open. long term experience arguing and I want to get more involved represented within the student Reasons: To aid my fellow Parkside since Fall '92. Intern at government association, and I CJ.Nelson the Offices of District Attorney political matters. with the student body of UW· am doing my part to represent student peers in voicing their SR, History and the Register of Deeds Reasons: to continue trying to Parkside. concerns. improve the work of student the minority community on Additional Comments: I am Qualifications: Ranger Reasons: My reason for seeking government and increase student Becky Crain campus. looking forward to being an columnist, 3.8 history GPA.I this office is to get involved in activism. To move PSGA out of SR. Accounting active representative for the submitted my research papers to student issues. I believe we trivial personal conflicts and Qualifications.Lthink I am as A. Anthony Flores the Kenosha County Historical should work with the students make it an organization that qualified as anyone else that is JR, Political Science, Ethnic student body in the PSGA. Society. Was a summer intern and administration to solve matters. running for the Senate. It is true Studies Muhannad Hamdan for Congressman Barca, 1994. problems we face today; for Additional Comments: Party that I have little experience in Qualifications: PSGA Senator JR, Sociology Reasons: The Senate seems example, parking, food services, affiliation- No Remorse! "I have come to kick ass and government, but I am willing to since Spring '92. Peer advisor Qualifications: Member of PIC. rudderless. Maybe my diversity, and other collective chew bubble gum. And I'm all .learn. I welcome responsibility for the Office of Multicultural AAO, PAC. I've been on B&RC. experience and maturity will issues or concerns that will arise Out of bubble gum." and do not retreat from difficult Student Affairs (OMSA). Took Reasons: For change. help stop PSGA from looking in the future. Also, I want to be a RR Piper, They Live po 5 ··ALL TRUE \t\1EALTH IS BIOLOGICAL by Barb Churchill unconscious. Naismith's party had safeguarded, and the plot is foiled. The novels of Lois McMaster been run off the planet by the H C d I' , b b owever, or e ta say must Bujold are quite interesting. Her Barrayarans, leaving her stranded. undergo high-risk surgery. Despite books are spiritually uplifting, which Both had to band together, enemies some tense moments, mother and is rare in science fiction literature, or no, or they wouldn't survive. baby come out of the surgery alive- and feature heroes and heroines that They find that they have a lot in except that he has bones as brittle as are complex, intelligent, and common, and fall in love. Despite chalk and is smaller than your intricately developed. I would like to difficulties, they manage to get average kitten. His growth will be summarize three of her books, married, foil a few plots, and start a stunted. Shards of Honor, Barrayar, and family. Borders of Infinity is the story of Borders of Infinity. Barrayar sets up a major problem: Miles Naismith Vorkosigan, Shards of Honor deals with the old emperor, Ezar, just died, Cordelia and Aral's only child. He Cordelia Naismith and AraJ leaving Vorkosigan as his regent for grows up to be four-foot nine inches Vorkosigan. They are st ars hi p Ezar's four year old grandson, tall, sort of a tall dwarf in captains on opposite sides of a war. Gregor. Vorkosigan isn't very appearance, but also has the brain of While exploring the galaxy, popular with most of the aristocracy, an Einstein when it comes to Naismith happened on a planet because he has progressive views. military tactics. He is a which might be a good place for her Many people set out to assassinate commissioned officer of the home world (Beta Colony. a desert him. While they miss him in their Barrayaran fleet, but also runs his planet) to colonize. However, when attempts, they do injure the pregnant own outfit of galactic mercenaries. she got there, Vorkosigan's Cordelia, and her unborn baby, and He has energy, he has guts, he is planetary survey (from the planet they manage to drive him and crippled, and he is one of the most Barrayar) had already arrived. Cordelia out of the capital. A compelling characters I have ever Vorkosigan was trying to stop a "pretender" government takes over, come across. There are three short mutiny, but he had been knocked but it doesn't last. Gregor is stories in Borders of Infinity. The Lights, Camera, Action ... CIRCLEOF FRENDS (*** 1/4) ith your host... Tiana Williamson oon in Main Place. Social Action ater. :30 Women's Softball vs. Winona State. :30 pm in Cinema. Film The Wonderflll trible Life of Leni Reifenstahl ball Invitational n in CART 0-118. UW-P Brass mble. UW-P Percussion Ensemble -4 pm Creative Activities and Research ognition Day. 40 campus creations. . See.Be creative while you're at it. pm Men's Baseball vs. Lakeland pm in Union Square. Lecture "Dancing Move the Center," with Peggy Myo- oung Choy. Free :30pm in Union Cinema, Film Mrs. ubtfire_ :30 pm in CART Theatre. Play You n't Take It With You pm Dress to Impress. Dance in Union . Tickets $10. Part of Spring Fever '95. ball Invitational o am Baseball vs. Quincy. 1.3 Picnic/Tailgate near the Phy Ed . ding. Why? Because it's free, and it's of Spring Fever '95 . . Baseball vs. U. of Southern iana. :3Opm CART Theatre. Play You Can't like It With You. Union Cinema. Film The Wonderful 'ble Life of Lent Reijenstahl Oam Baseball vs. U. South Indiana in Union Cinema. Film The ondeifrd Horrible Life of Leni Reifenstahl pm Baseball vs. Quincy :30-8:30 pm in Union 104. Shakespeare irthday Celebration Dinner. $10. at Assault Awareness Week Begins con in Union Square. Comedian: Vince Champ in Core Building. The Scam in Moln. 105. Lecture: Biom,ediiCl!1&1 of Weightlessness. min Moln. 113. "Encouraging the ,. Bleanor Smith In Union Cinema. Film Higher 'ng 8dI_ida'y, April 26 in CART 0-118. Student Recitat , in Union Cinema. Film Higher ing. in Union Dining Room. Maveraks_ in Unioo 104 and 7pm in Moln Mexican Folklore Event. 'Pm Softball vs. St. Joseph. by Dawn Apostoli Chris 0' Donnell shares the big screen with the newly found actress, Minnie Driver, in the movie Circle of Friends. At first glance, these two spark a love connection ... which makes this film a rather heart- warming love story. This movie starts off with three, young, best friends (Benni, Eve, and Nan) romping around in the forest on the day of their confirmation. Some years later, Nan eventually goes her separate way. However in 1957, the trio is reunited in Dublin, Ireland, where they all attend the same university. Soon, it is like there were no years missing between the threesome; they are as close as they were when they were carefree children. Nan, being a popular and beautiful young woman, introduces Benni (Minnie Driver) to one of her good friends, Jack (Chris O'Donnell). There seems to be an instant attraction between Benni and Jack; however, Benni is supposed to someday marry the young man, Shawn, who works in her father's little- shop. Much to her dismay, she is forced to go on a date with this unpleasant, disgusting person. Even though she expresses her opinion of Shawn to him and to her parents, Shawn still persistently tries to win Benni's love ... or at least her hand in marriage so he can carryon the business when her father dies. The whole time Shawn is chasing Benni, she and Jack are falling in love. Unfortunately, due to Benni's absence from the city for a while because of a family emergency, Jack accidentally finds himself in a predicament. Without thinking, he yields to temptation. This incident, along with another one, breaks Benni's heart. With her being in this vulnerable position, Shawn reappears. He continues to try and persuade her to be his wife, but when she declines his offer once again, he uses different tactics to try to win her over. Instead of using pleasant words to describe her, he tells her how much of a whale and a cow she is, and he insists she won't find anyone else because of the fact by Bill Zasoba The film I have chosen this week is "Bad Boys" starring Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. If you have at. least seen the previews, this film is as explosive and as action-packed as it comes off. "Before I saw the film, I was wondering to myself "Can Will Smith actually playa serious role?" The answer is yes. He plays a rich kid who is only a cop because he loves the action. Martin Lawrence, on the other hand, has a wife and family and relies on his paycheck. The story of the film breaks down like this: Millions of dollars of heroin is stolen from the police safe. The police must get it back before the media or anyone else finds out. Along the way they (Smith, Lawrence) must protect their only lead to who has stolen the drugs and solve this case. This film is packed with blazing gun fights, high speed car chases and amusing one liners. Don't count on Will Smith making fun of Uncle Phil or Martin Lawrence yelling "Hell no!" in this film. 11 has plenty of other things from the opening attempted car jacking to the final high speed car chase feanning Martin Lawrence driving Will best is "The Mountains of Mourning," about a child born deformed that was murdered out of hand by her own grandmother because she was different. The parallels to Miles' own situation make this story even more profound. I highly recommend these books to you. Sometimes love, honor and duty seem like outmoded concepts. But they make for excellent reading in these books, because Bujold's characters are fully-fleshed, witty, and lifelike. (Especially Milesf) Like every great book l t ve ever run across, every re-reading gives you a little more information about them (which makes you want to read them again and again). These books are kind of a cross between military tactics, political commentary, space opera, 'romance, and too much else to list. They are excellent. Try them, before the bookseller of your choice runs out! that she's a rather large woman . Does Benni see truth in what Shawn says about her? Does she finally accept him as the man she is going to marry? Or will Jack reenter her life and find a way to make her forgive him? Circle of Friends is a wonderful and inspiring story about some particular trials and tribulations of life. Driver and O'Donnell seem (0 have natural chemi atry for one another which makes their performance together, as a couple in love, quite exceptional. So, if your interested in seeing a movie about a circle of friends whose love lives have an impact on others' lives, this movie is one you will certainly enjoy. Smith's $105,000 "limited edition" Porsche. Bad Boys kept me on the edge of my seat and afterwards left me out of breath. I'll have to give this film the green light. Go see it, or at least see it for the sequence of Will Smith chasing a speeding Ford Bronco on foot or our two heroes wrestling in a kiddy pool over a minor misunderstanding. You won't be let down. YOU CAN9T TAKE IT VVITH YOU "You Can't Take It With You" to be performed beginning April 21 "You Can't Take It With You" will be performed by the University of Wisconsin-Parkside's Theatre Department April 21-22 and 28~29. Matinee performances will be held April 26 and 27 at IOa.m. The production is the final performance of the 1994-95 Plays at Parks ide series. The play will be performed at 7:30 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre, located at the south end of the main campus complex. Admission is $7 for the general public and $6 for students and seniors. The April 21 performance will be a benefit to provide scholarships to dramatic arts students. The comedy written by Moss Hart and George S. Kaufman, revolves around the hilarious antics of a New York family during the Depression. The play's nonconformist characters are wonderfully innocent and eccentric as they joyously endure, triumph and dare to dream and love You11 just have one hell of a during economic chaos. The play is directed by Lisa Kornetsky, professor and chair of dramatic arts at UW-Parkside. The 19-member cast includes: Matthew Beeman, Brian Gleiter, Kara Ernst, Chris Harder, Joseph Kane, David Mauer and Heather Schmirz, all from Racine; Kevin Cushing, Katie Liddicoat, Tina Paukstelis, and Branko Sindjelic of Kenosha; Frank Shelby, Bristol; Paul Danninger , North Prairie; Hank Hilbert, Waterford; Ami Or ava, Lake Geneva; Juan Tovar, Palmyra. Production team members are: Keith Harris, set designer, Racine; Lizz R. Otto, costume designer, Kenosha; Jeffery G. Cramer, Racine, lighting designer; David W. Mauer, sound designer, Racine; Liza J. Handziak and Cathryn J. Christenson, properties design, both of Racine. For tickets, call the UW- Parkside Ticket Office between 8 a.m. and 4 p.m Monday through Friday at (414) 595-2564. winter's belly-ache, you boob! The Duke Athlete of the Week Jeff Lonigro Senior- Baseball Major: Accounting Jeff has started at second base for the Rangers the past two seasons. He brings great defensive abilities along with an explosive bat to the Ranger line-up. Last season Jeff batted .349 and set a school record by getting five hits in a single game. This season Jeff has picked up right where he left off. Over this past weekend Jef had four hits, including two doubles and two stolen bases to lead UW-Parkside to a sweep over UW-Whitewater. Lonigro leads the team in stolen bases, RBI's and batting average. Track Teams 2nd at Carthage Haines, Borkowski roll in 10 km by AI Heppner Spectators froze once again, but the sub 40 degree temperatures didn't slow down Parkside's distance runners. Both the men and women finished 2nd out of 9 teams. Amy Haines dominated her first 10,000 meter run (37:10). Leading the race from start to finish, Haines lapped the field, qualified for NAIA Nationals, and ranked #5 on the UWP All-Time list. Wendy Licht was second in her first 10 km (39:30) and also cracked the UWP All-Time list. "Amy and Wendy both ran excellent in their first 1 st 10,000' s. Haines will probably run it at Nationals," UWP Coach Mike De Witt said. "She lacks quick speed, but is good at running away from the competition." Perfect for the 1Okm. In the men's 10 krn , Brian Borkowski pulled away at the 2 km mark and dominated the rest of the way. Borkowski' s winning time of 33:56 was a personal best. ..It was weird, because it was so darn long," said Borkowski. "I wasn't used to running all those laps on the track." He Sure didn't show any hesitation, however. Borkowski has emerged this season as one of Rangers split a pair with Lewis Big 1st propels Rangers in game one the Ranger's top scoring threats and has turned it up a notch in practice. "I've been getting a lot of rest and I've been feeling good in practice. That gets me pumped for the race," he said. In the 5 krn , Julie Barnhill placed 2nd in a personal best time of 19:29. Ryan Benson was 3rd in the men's race with his time of 16:21. Val Niese was a winner in the 800 meter run (2:22.7). Lisa "Iron woman" Potthast broke the school record in the Heprathlon. Her score of 3372 points shattered Shirley Gunther's record (3187). She also probably broke the world record for competing in the most events in one track meet. She ran, threw, and jumped her way through a grand total of 14 events. "It (competing in 14 events) was cool," said Potthast. "I had a lot of fun." Sounds like a kid in a candy store. She'll just take one of each. The javel in, the long jump, a couple 100 meter hurdles. You get the idea. "Lisa is doing real well," said De Witt. "She still has long way to go (to qualify for Nationals), but she can do it." Stronger competition should do the trick. Which is exactly what she'll face in the next two weeks. "It will get tougher and I will be able to improve with more competition," Potthast said: Hopefully, so will the rest of the: learn. Ranger Scott Fletcher steps up to bat against Lewis University Monday. more in the fifth, also added one run in the third to account for their coasted home from there. Shawn Babcock, who had a tough time in the field (two errors), more Ihan made up for it by slugging a long homerun in the Ranger first. Second baseman Jeff Lonigro also homered to center in the opening frame. Jamie Karow hit a homer to left center in the third and Steve Grzeskiewicz had an RBI single in the fourth to give the Rangers their ten runs. Lewis University, who started their #3 pitcher because of a busy weekend schedule, came back to score 3 runs in the second and 3 seven runs. Mike DeMeuse pitched well enough to earn the win by going five strong innings before making way for Phil Maier who finished out the game and picked up the save. Maier, a junior, came on in the fifth and pitched his way out of a bases loaded-no out jam, He struck out the first batter he faced and got the next batter to line into a double-play when I st baseman Scott Fletcher made a diving stop on a hard hit liner that had "base hit" written allover it. The second game saw Lewis score four runs in the first inning and five in the 8th and posted a 12-7 victof?' in ei¥ht innin~s. Jamie Karow and Steve Grzeskiewicz both homered in the second game which was scheduled for 9 innings but was called after eight innings due to darkness. by Scott Fragale Sports Editor The UW-Parkside baseball team split a doubleheader with Lewis University winning the first game· 10-7 before dropping the second game 12-8 .. The split gave the Rangers a 11-12-1 record under first-year coach Jack Klebesadel. The Rangers came out strong in game one erupting for 8 runs in the bottom of the first inning and Catcher Mike Davis gets caught leaning the wrong way during game one. Bucks and Bulls head in opposite directions by Hans Weitkuhn The Chicago Bulls, with Jordan's return, are in the playoffs and primed to win the Eastern Conference, while the Bucks are getting ready for another lottery pick. Tuesday, the Bucks defeated the Pistons 114- 109 in OT at the Bradley Center. Glenn Robinson scored 12 of his 30 points in the second quarter as the Bucks took a 57-52 halftime lead. The Pistons came back in the fourth quarter to tie it at 99-99. Conlon's trey and Baker's turnaround in OT sparked the victory. Vin Baker led with 31 points and Conlon added 16 off the bench. Friday, the Bucks played another OT game but lost 104-100 to Minnesota. After trailing the whole game, the Bucks tied it on a trey by Eric Murdock's layup with 10 seconds to rally points, grabbed 9 So as the season winds them from eight down rebounds, and had 9 down, the Bucks and with 1:43 left. Gugliotta assists. An 11-4 run at Bulls head in their and Rider scored 5 the end sparked the Bulls familiar directions; points apiece in OT for to a win. Ron Harper and another draft day of hope the victory. The Bucks Will Perdue added 16 and a quest for another hurt themselves with 27 points. championship. turnovers. r-.::..----------==--....:.--....:...---, Saturday, the Bucks lost to Washington 114-110. The Bullets led the whole way, shooting 56%. The Bucks had a chance to win, but Conlon stepped out of bounds with 2.7 seconds left. Baker led with 30 points on 13-22 shooting, Robinson had 27, and Murdock had 26. The Bulls beat the Pacers 96-89 at Indiana E on Tuesday. Michael Jordan led with 25 points, but only shot 8-27 from the floor. Kukoc added 18. Wednesday, the Bulls defeated Detroit 124-113 at Detroit. Jordan scored 29 arthFest 4 Celebration of the Earth Wednesday~Apri'. 26 UW-Parkside women finish strong at UNI-Dome TheUniversIty of Wisconsin- finished the game. Kathy Kilsdonk parkside softball team saw their went 2 for 3 for the R Johnson, Tanya Bertog, and ord fall to 25-10 after three Game 3 sa W Iff angers. . Shelley Stroik added doubles and f'C . W 0 go 5 innings KI d losses during the Uni-Dome and IS onk added a triple. springClassic. Wendy Wolff had gave up . Sunday, Kapla pitched a 6-2 therare distinctIon of taking all 4 runs to victory over Augustana, giving the threelossesof the day. host Rangers the championship in the Game one saw Wolff and the Uni- 9th annual Urn-Dome Spring RangerS suffer a heartbreaking 1-0 Classic softball tourney. loSSto #14 Augustana. The versity Parkside won the 10-team Rangers left the bases loaded in of Nor- tcurname t d . havi 3 h fini th n espne avmg a -4 thebottom of the 7t .to inish the ern re d F' . I cor. 1 ve teams had better g ornewith 9 runners left on base. owa. d h di d I B,'II,' recor s. Wolffwent t e istance an ost onan unearned fun in the 6th. Kapla The Rangers lost the first three Wolff also struck out 7 and pitched Fres man pitcher tournament games before finding walked I. the final BUIi Kapla had an the wmnmg touch. Game 2 saw the Rangers 2 impressive Shelley Szymkowiak homered h umbled by Nebraska II-I. Wolff performance at the and Bertog tripled against innings gaveup 3 runs (unearned) in the and ninth 'annual UNI- Augustana. fi~t, and the Cornhuskers, ranked Dome Invitational. Mankato State and Nebraska 112 intheNCAA Division I poll, gave up had the tournament's best records neverlooked back. Tracey Brauer 3 unearned runs. The Rangers lost at 5-1. 7-3, whi Ie offensi vely , Jessie UW-Parkside team wins Milwaukee Classic in sudden death playoff TheUniversity of Wisconsin- 76, 162 and Brad Evans 82-82, Parkside's golf team successfully 164. The Rangers went to one defended its title at the Milwaukee playoff hole and defeated Classic by defeating Marquette Marquette 19-20 to win the event. University on the first playoff hole UW- Pa rkside ta kes in the twoday event. MATe title The 36 hole tournament was held at Dretzka Golf Club (Par The University of Wisconsin- 110). The Rangers won the II Parkside's golf team won the team tournament with a two day Madison Area Technical College totalof629 strokes. The Rangers Invitational held at the Cherokee ledthetournament by 10 strokes Country Club on Monday after the first day with 312 total. afternoon. UW.P was led by Andy The win comes on the heels of Boedecker 76-80, 156; Brent Heit the Rangers tournament victory at 7g.79, IS7; and Dave Kopp 76-82, the Milwaukee Collegiate Open 158 who finished 3rd, 4th and 5th which was held over the weekend. respectively in the individual UW-Parkside won the one day standings. Also, lending a hand in tournament with a score of 390 thechampionship for the Rangers strokes. They easily beat second was Aron Hogden who shot 86- place UW-Stevens Point by Wrestlers named to AII- • Academic teams Madison Edgewood senior MiaM . artin has verbally agreed to attend the University of 'Ii' . IsconsJn-Parkside on a soccer Scholarship. Martin plays :orward and midfield for her 19hschool team. During the off·season Mia plays club ball Withthe Madison 56er's. She ~~o has been a member of the IV IS . ConSIn Olympic .Develop- Illentteam. Edgewood comp- eted. . In the state tournament for PnVate schools last year. UW·Parkside women's soccer completed its first year of play in the Fall of 1994. The NCAA Division II team went 10-6-2 to its first year of existence. The team will join the Great Lakes Valley Conference for the 1995 season, where four of the eight teams were ranked in the top 20 last year. The conference has teams in Kentucky, IndIana,· Illinois, and Wisconsin. Coach Ron Rainey comm- ented on Marrin, "Mia can play two or three positions which will make her a valuable player seventeen strokes. There were 10 teams in the tournament. Dave Kopp was the medalist for the day with a score of two-over 74. Brett Bertucci tied for third place with a 77. Following Bertucci was Aron Hogden with a 78. Brent Heit with an 80. and Scott Anthes and Andy Boedecker who both had 81'so The top five individual scores count towards the team standings. The Rangers also won the MATC Invitational last season. UW-Parkside, coached by Steve Stephens, will play in a tri-meet against Carthage and Marquette on Tuesday the 18th. (Golf writer Andy Boedecker will recap all the action in next week's Ranger). in college. Her club and ODP experience will help our young team also." Currently, the Rangers have had commitments from four players in the Madison area (Adriana Torres from Monona Grove, Stephanie Goth and Jessi FitzRandolph from Verona, and Martin from Edgewood). The Rangers will playa twenty game NCAA. Division II schedule next season. 7 NFL Draft Preview by Scott Fragale NFL draft: Carolina should look towards Penn State Quarterback with the first pick overall. But Ki-Jana Carter will be hard to overlook. Look for Jacksonville to go with AlI- American offensive lineman from USC Tony Boselli who could be the best to come out at his position since Anthony Munoz. Locally, the Bears and Packers have similar needs- Runningback help. Look for the Packers to try and move up to get speedster Joey Galloway from Ohio State who was recently clocked at 4.15 in the forty. If they remain at their current position (22), Tennessee's James Stewart would fill their runningback need nicely. As for the Bears who pick in the #21 position look for them to go after Colorado's Rashaan Salaam who would be an excellent compliment to FB Raymont Harris. As for some of last years contenders Dallas will be in search of a center and Wisconsin's Cory Raymer might still be available when they pick late in round one. San Francisco desperately needs to replace the loss of Ricky Watters- look for them to try and trade up and get Michigan's Tyrone Wheatley. San Diego needs help badly in the cornerback position as was evident in last year's Super Bowl when they were burnt early and often. Creative Activities at Parkside? Howcan I become involved in creative activities? To find out plan to attend the U ®®® ~1lU~ ~~n~1lU@l~ ~!ID@) ~@l(l)~~rru ~@l«;®Wiiln1lU@!ID % @®g;? IJIi Creative activity Presentations bY faculty and students ~ ~ Friday. April 21 o Main Place J\ 1-4 e.m. U The Athlete of the Week segment needs students to nominate deserving athletes for the feature. Please submit name. major. class. and accomplishments of your nominee to the Ranger Office c/o Scott Fragale-sports editor Phone numbers of the Athlete as well as (relevant) high school achievements are also helpful. 2719 18th St. Glenwood Crossings 551-7775 Expires Apri130, 1995 Spring Break's Not ver at TANLINES ••) fl. " Receive 25% Off The C A1phamassage Relaxation Capsule 1 Session-Reg 20'" now $15'" 25% Alphamassage Packages Also ( PERSONAL SWF iso SWM who loves horseshoe pitching, horseback riding, hang gliding, consonants eliding, slip-and-sliding, cars colliding, and mink farming. 588- 2300, Samantha. CLUBS --The Accounting Club meets Wednesdays at noon in Molinaro 0107. by or call The Ranger News. Find out how you can become involved and possibly earn extra $. Located next to the Coffee Shoppe in lower Main Place. 595·2287 --The PCOC (Parkside Community Outreach Club) meets at noon on Mondays in Molinaro 115. --HELP WANTED MEN/WOMEN earn up to $480 weekly assembling circuit boards/electronic components at home. Experience unnecessary, will train. Immediate openings in your local area. Call (602)680- 7444 Ext. 102C ASAP Bowling Tournament April 21, 4:00-7:30 in the Union Rec Center. Prizes: 1st-trophy, 2nd-10- inch 2-topping pizza, 3rd- 6-pack of soda. All students welcome. Must pay for shoes and games. --Help Wanted: Energetic individual to assist the owner of a local landscape firm. If interested, piease call Aaron at 835-4823. HELP WANTED ATTENTION UW- PARKSIDE MALE WET SHA VERS If you wet shave daily using a foam or a gel product, and you do not have a full beard, SC Johnson Wax needs your help in testing shave products during the summer months. involves a variety of tasks from party consultant to cleaning, preparing, inventory taking, and loading orders. Should be able to lift 50 Ibs. Call for an appointment 886·6805. scholarships is now available. All students are eligible. Let us help. For more info. Call: 1-800-263 6495 ext F56461 --Wanted: Loving family for my 1 year old descanted neutered healthy ferret. If interested call x2650. ·-FREE PREGNANCY TEST, CONTACT ALPHA CENTER, 637- 8323. FOR SALE --MACINTOSH COMPUTER for sale. Complete system only $499. Call Chris at 800-289-5685. FUNDRAISER LOST AND FOUND --FAST EASY MONEY: Student clubs and organizations to sponsor marketing project on campus. 1-800-775-3851 Jennifer. Lost in Molinaro Hall: Navy Blue Pofo Ralph Lauren rain parka. Small reward. Ryan, 595-2845. SERVICES OFFERED --ATIENTION ALL STUDENTS! Over $6 Billion in private sector grants & Student needs survey Testers would be required to shave three times weekly on a regular basis starting June 5, 1995. Testers are paid $5.00 per shaving session. For more information, please contact Dick Graceffa at 631-2663 or Julie Winnen at 631-4719. SWM iso SWF who enjoys, a starry sky, fall leaves turning, warm milk churning, forests burning, my love spurning, and a good rubber band fight. 867-5309. If you enjoyed these personal ads (which were obviously composed in the spirit of good fun), please leave your name and response at The Ranger News Office. There's help for people like you. Need a Car? Get your homework done before you shop. Use our FREE Credit Union Car Facts reference library. Don't pay more than you should! New Car loans start as low as 8.45% APR! Serving all UWParkside employees and students. <:i') We be/~. to you' I ~J Tallent Hall Rm. 286 595-2150 9:30-4:00 ~ ~Jr UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE - ~ "THE GROWTH OF ETHNIC CULTURES: FROM INDIFFERENCE TO EMPOWERMENT" Four speakers will be lecturing on culture diversity on campus during the 1994-95 school year OUR FOURTH SPEAKER IS PROFESSOR MYO-YOUNG CHOY, FRIDAY, APRIL 21ST, 1995 AT 7 P.M. Students please stop by either the Women's Center (on the concourse) or Student Health and Counseling Services (MOLN 0-124) or at the table outside of MOLN 0-115, and pick up a student needs survey. Student Health and Counseling Services and the Women's Center need your help in determining what programs and groups to offer students in the upcoming semesters. Forms may be returned inside MOLN 0- 124, MOLN 0-115, or at the Women's Center. Thank you for your help. :,----------' '-- ...J Professor Myo-Young-Choy is a professional choreographer/dancer and social activist who has performed her work in New York, Philadelphia, Atlanta, Hawaii, and Wisconsin. Professor Myo- Young-Choy has performed with the Sun Ock Lee Zen Dance Company based in N.Y. and Roscoe Mitchell's Songs in the Wind ensemble. In 1992 she. has produced, directed and performed in the jazz, poetry and dance festival: "Rooted in Our Bones: Afro-Asian Arts Dialogue." Professor Myo- Young-Choy's presentation is "Dancing to Move the Center: From Alienation to Empowerment." Professor Myo-Young-Choy will help our students and community people to relate their own personal processes of constructing their own identity. Through her dance performance she will show the way to accomplish social change on our multicultural campus and in the communities of Southeastern Wisconsin. Professor Myo-Young-Choy is a member of the 1994-95 Speakers Bureau: Wisconsin Humanities Council THIS LECTURE IS FREE AND OPEN TO THE PUBLIC These lectures are sponsored by the UW-Parkside Office of Multicultural Student Affairs (OMSA) with funding from the Wisconsin Humanities Council. This presentation will follow the 8th annual T.e.B. Awards Recognition Program. For further information, contact Walter Gutierrez, Coordinator (414) 595-2643 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger News, Volume 23, issue 27, April 20, 1995 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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