4 10 1184 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/d2b06043c7ce810c167367ea41a10321.pdf e7ef5218796a6305c02bc7232ee70f7c Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document > by Marcia Clark Moonlighting from the OJ trial Not affiliated with the Stranger staff By Nick Zahn john Stockwell chancellor of Spartanburg College, South Carolina and formerly provost/vice-chancellor and interim chancellor of The University of Wisconsin-Parkside, returned to UW-P Tuesday and to everyone's surprise demanded his favorite chair which at the time was in Chancellor Smith's office. "1saw him just go in there," said a source. Be started to pick it up (the chair) but when someone objected he just sat down in it and wouldn't get up. Smith was attending a meeting off- As an effort in increasing effective communications, Chancellor Eleanor Smith decided to declare Saturday, April I, "Totally Honest Day." Everyone, regardless of belief system, was asked to answer any question put to them with anything that comes into their minds. Chancellor Smith offered some examples. One of the Ranger staffers asked her, "How do you like being Parkside's Chancellor?" Rather than giving an equivocal answer, she decided to be completely candid and honest, saying, "You know, J really like Parkside, but I'd rather be in New York. You know, the lights, the cameras, the action!!! Fresh air, Times Square! Besides, I really can't find decent restaurants in Kenosha ...they just don't have campus at the time and has dec Ii ned to comment on the incident. He sat in the chair for about ten minutes. A mysterious phone call that lasted about five minutes resulted in Stockwell's leaving. "It's orange and cushy," Stockwell said later. "They don't have chairs like these in South Carolina. In fact I've never seen others like the one's in the Parkside Chancellor's area." "And they asked me if 1 had any experience," said Eleanor Smith, referring to her interview for the position of Chancellor of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. "'I'm experienced alright,' I told them," said Smith referring to her time spent with Jimi Hendrix, at the time an unknown musician recording with Chas Chandler of The Animals in England. "It was mid- October of '67 that 1 went to England," said Smith. "I was trying to find myself. Anyway, I looked up an old Army buddy of my nephew's. This guy, Jimi, had been ~ in the Anny with my nephew only about a year when he was honorably discharged due to a parachute accident. We became friends. Who was to know that he would become a rock legend." g I even sang background vocals with a 'few other girls on Hey Joe. 'I'hat December Jimi and his group The Jim! Hendrix Ex.perience topped the charts with that tune. That was the extent of my musical involvement. Smith admits that she has plenty of stories about the days spent with Jimi and the band as they broke new ground, "but suffice it to say that harmless though they might be, that's not an image the . Chancellor of a university should provide," said Smith. decent Thai or Vietnamese food here!" When asked if her parents approved of her job, Chancellor Smith said, "Get real' J don't make enough money to support them in the style that they are accustomed to, and besides, I am not MIchael Jordan. The only tickets I can get them (to sporting events) are for Ranger stuff, not for the Bulls. so I'm up the creek! They are really big Bulls fans!" When asked about her policy on motorcycles, Chancellor Smith said, "I like them. but they don't like me. There are too many ways to get in accidents. Maybe I'll take up skydiving or bungee jumping, instead of being a pedestrian. There are less ways to get into trouble." When asked how she enjoys giving interviews, Chancellor Smith said, "They suck! Now go away! You've bothered me long enough!" Stranger News UW-P Police reform death penalty. "This has been something we have been advocating for quite some time now, and Governor Tommy Thompson has finally cleared away the red tape to bring this idea to its fruition," The UW-P Chief of Police said in his statement. "By 1996. all campus police officers with have the authority to shoot motorists immediately after they have been clocked by radar. thereby eliminating the actual issuance of citations and eliminating a lot of work for the county's court system. Traffic court wastes everybody's time. and the offender can't win anyway. This Hendrickson Finds Job as Soap Writer by Noah Dea By Mike Zurad AKA Nigle Thfnal In an effort to simultaneously increase student awareness and preserve law and order, University of Wisconsin-Parkside Campus Police will release their five-year plan on Saturday, April 1. Promising sweeping reforms and increased efficiency in the field of law enforcement, the plan is also quite controversial. Noting that the largest problem on campus is speeding motorists on Parkside's adjacent roads, campus police has decreed that moving violations are now eligible for the UW-Parkside super-senior Jim Hendrickson received the chance of a lifetime last Sunday. To leave this God-forsaken place and move to New York to become a soap opera writer. "It's my dream come true," said Hendrickson. ''When 1heard that One Life to Live wanted me to help develop Viki's alternate personalities, I was in seventh heaven." Hendrickson did not apply for the job. Soap guru Agnes Nixon, creator of One Life to Live, ALl My Children, etc.•reportedly called Hendrickson at home on the evening of March 26. Nixon, a distant cousin of the late President of the same name, apparently read about him in the Ranger News. "Agnes was much impressed with the depth of his understanding of the soap opera mentality," said Ima Fick-Tishus, Nixon's PR Assistant. "Unusual in a man. especially in one so young. He will be a great addition to our staff." "I was shocked, shocked Itell you," said Hendrickson. "I didn't even know she [Ms. Nixon] had a subscription [to the Ranger]." keeps everything clean, and enables our officers to actually use the firepower with which they've been endowed," the statement read, adding that "our officers are really excited about this proposal." In addition to playing judge, jury, and executioner, campus police will also undertake the role of investigators and detectives. Effective April I, 1997, campus police will have the responsibility of delivering all parking violations to the offenders personally. "Parking is an issue of great concern to Parkside students, and consequently we need to address this problem to better serve the "She knew my work backwards and forwards." he continued (though Itried to stop him). "She had noted my interest in Viki's MPD. and hinted that she might set me up with Laura Bonarrigo, who plays Cassie." Ranger staff members are glad for Jim's change-of-venue. "Now Ican have his desk," said Ranger Business Manager Erin Meranda. . "Cool! Now Ican be Managing Editor!" exclaimed Karen Diehl, ambitious News Editor. "Having my brother around was a drag," explained columnist Barb Churchill. Hendrickson's first day of work will be April 1, 1995. This means he will have to miss his classes for the rest of the year. Strangely, Hendrickson was unconcerned. "I'Il just turn in all the problems from my Calculus III book ahead of time," explained Hendrickson. "It can be done." Modesty may not be Hendrickson's forte, but we at The Stranger News are happy for his success. In the words of Hendrickson's exasperated father Roger, "I'm just happy he has ajob now." by A.I. I'm not on trial here UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSI Parkside staff and students. It is for this reason that we propose to hand deliver all parking citations so that we can effectively communicate that Parkside police is a force to be reckoned with and feared. If we can't earn the respect of the Parkside community, then our only other option is to demand it," the statement read. Upon receipt of the parking ticket, the violator will be shot in either the arm or the leg, unless the transaction takes place in the pool area. "Flesh wounds have proven to be very effective in preventing repeat offenses in Eastern Europe as well as South She has fought her way back from lost love and drug addiction. In the process she has continued to fascinate children and generate fortunes for dentists. I am referring to, of course, Aunt Jemima. Last summer. she checked into the Betty Rubble Clinic for treatment. Only a few close friends knew she was trying to get off amphetamines. "Juan V. started her on them," said one Stranger insider. "After Ben left her [to open his Country Inn] she was devastated. She found that she needed a little pick-me-up. That nasty drug dealer was more than Secret Life of Breakfast Favorites happy to give it to her." Jemima's early life of domestic service is well known, -as is her courtship and marriage to Ben. What is not well known is the sense of betrayal she felt when be left her last April. "She made him what he was," said the insider. "Without her, he would have been Loner Ben instead of Uncle Ben, And who would want to buy Loner Ben's long-grained rice?" Mrs. Butterworth has jumped to Ben's defense. "It's not Ben's fault Jemima is so unbalanced," said Mrs. B. "Ben is youthful, down-to-earth, practical. Why, even without her, he's still richtasting." Jemima claims that Mrs. Butterworth is only defending Ben because she has a crush on UW-Parksidelncident Report by Tart's Inc (afraid to be affiliated with the Stranger News) UFO Sightings (University Freakin' Occurrences) during Spring Break **A certain Psychology Professor was spotted slinging beers at a local tavern while performing to the Village People's "YMCA" wearing a grass skirt and a tiara. **Library staff members have been seen repairing the xerox machines for their own private use. **The elevator repairman for the Molinaro Hall elevator has been seen in the building ...rumor has it that a flat tire is what detained him for the past six months, tools in hand. **Parkside has decided to incorporate a valet parking system ...it will go into effect April 1st. ** Due to a budget cut, the faculty will park students cars during regular scheduled office hours. **The Tallent Hall Shuttle bus will be serving cocktails during peak run times-students must present their ID to receive a "Happy hour" discount. **For the next six months, Parkside Food Service will be serving dehydrated astronaut food to help relieve NASA's overstock due to infrequent launches ...in return, the next shuttle will be painted green. **Rats have been seen picketing outside of the cafeteria with "Will NOT work for food" signs ...union talks are pending. **Theater students sighted in NY replacing the entire cast of the longrunning production CATS ...the theater department is now taking applications for theater majors. '*They will be adding a 4 year cosmetology study to the curriculum. **10 a disillusioned state, a Parkside police officer was sighted over the break. writing numerous parking tickets to empty spaces. The said officer refused to believe that school was out OD break, and was heard laughing hysterically .......'1 will not be' ignored!' **Parkside nursing students will be required to take the aerobic dance class and a minor in cosmetology in order to keep their patients happy. **The Sociology Department will be doing a field study in Hades during the summer of ~97 in order to determine the distinction between Hell and Parkside. **Bookstore employees have been spotted highlighting the new books. **Prozac samples will be handed out by Student Health Services on April lst. and Central America, and it is our goal to match or exceed that level of efficiency achieved by other local governments in those regions of the world." Paying for this increased lever of service translates into a 900% inc in the price of a Parkside parking permit, from about 90 dollars to a $820 for two semesters. "Admin there is a downside to executing the offender prior to the collection of t fine. The elimination of the paperwork and the overhead associated with it translates into a greater percentage of dollars spent actual crime-fighting activities." him. "Mavis [Butterworth] always did hit on my man. Saying how thick and rich she was. How she takes more . to pour than maple. She mov in on my man, and I blame he for our divorce." "No one ever understood m relationship with Juan," continued Jemima. "He was there for me when Ineeded With him I was able to eet a needed jolt. Now I see that w unhealthy, but Ithink the college crowd can understand my need for speed." Senor Valdez was unavailable for comment. Aunt Jemima's book, Stic Situations, goes on sale April at the Darkside Bookstore. Reverse your copy today! **The first official meeting of the Students for Ethical Treatment of Coffee Consumers (SETCC) will meet this afternoon. **The Pre-Moo program has been discontinued. ** Auditions for tbe musical rendirior of "Rain Man" will be held next wee in the auditorium. **Tbe chancellor will be refunding overcharged tuition fees. Please submit your requests at student records. RANGER 1Box 2000 • 900 Wood Road' Kenosha, WI 53141 Delivered Subscriptions Avaiiable 414-595-2287 FAX 414-595-2630 Grand Poobah Nick Zahn Managing Poobah " Jim Hendrickson Business Poobah Erin Meranda Production Poobah R. George Wiggins News Poobah Karen M. Diehl Sports Poobah Scott Fragale Assl. Sports Poobah AI Heppner Entertainment Poobah Chris Sandstrom Photo Poobah Michelle Gaal. Calendar Girt Tiana Williamson Copy Poobahs Tabitha Brown, Amy Fiebig .__ Jennifer Randle Poobah Columnists Barb Churchill .. : C.J. Nelson ......................................................... Maria Smith Secretary Karen "Pebbles" Fraley -page 3 .. Stranger News Apri/1, 1995 union cafeteria kills famous Parkside's drummer by Robby Thompson Lars Ulrich, of the band Metallica, was invited to Parkside to perform a drum clinic last Saturday night. After performing in from of an audience of about seven, Ulrich was seen walking into the Union Cafeteria for a late night supper. Eyewitness testimony suggests that after eating a bite of the Union Cafeteria's surprise casserole, Ulrich started convulsing and dropped to the floor. Emergency medical help responded minutes later only to find Ulrich dead. Medical reports suggest no foul play. just foul food. Not only is food poisoning responsible for Ulrich's death, but shock also played a part in his unusually quick death. Medical examiners noticed an unusual look on Ulrich's face. This led them to believe that Give it a chance Math is Bot! by Delight F. deSilveri-Moon Math 111 takes Parkside by storm! Math 111, CoUege Algebra I, is a recombination of material from botb Math 101 and Math 112. The new mixture of information will become volatile and spark interest in mathematics, a much-maligned subject. According to VIP's (those Very Involved at Parkside), the course will change many minds about career choices. Many will decide to go on in mathematics despite the possible negative consequences. "If everyone becomes a mathematician, there could be negative consequences," said Bill Clinton, who feels he is a VlP, though he has never visited the campus. "Who would want to run the country, the factories, the businesses, if they could do higher level mathematics instead?" Tons of people- just tons- will want to get in on the numbers game, say some self-proclaimed experts. "The flood of new Math Club members will elect its club president Karl Liebe Homecoming King in a landslide," said Madame Zelda, Gypsy Mascot (0 the Faculty. "I see great things ahead for him. His numbers are impressive!" However, some in the campus community have expressed their concern. Thompson's budget cuts might prevent the absorption of all these new math majors into the department. "Everyone should write to Tommy Thompson and share their concern for mathematics," said Barb Churchill, one opinionated liberal. "I mean, let's face it: It's students that pay the bills. If students just raise their voices, it would help." The Dew course is going to share one inexpensive textbook with the reformulated Math 112 (College Algebra II) and Math 113 (Trigonometry). In all likelihood, the book will become very popular, and the UW-Parkside Bookstore will need to hire extra help for the extra business. "Along with Aunt Jemima's autobiography and Newt Gingrich's fascinating book-of-quotes, we expect this book to be one of our best sellers!" gushed one bookstore bigwig. "I want to stress that Parkside will continue to offer 25 majors other than mathematics," said ChanceUor E. J. Smith. "The State says we have to." "On the whole, I think this change will be a positive one," continued Smith. "Math is coo1." the odor of the surprise casserole caused not only his face to crunch up, but caused Ulrich to go into shock and pass away minutes later. When questioned, cafeteria staff said that the surprise casserole was actually about lWQ weeks old and should have been disposed of days ago. However, since nobody on the staff is a big fan of Metallica, they said they will feel no remorse. When the head chef was questioned as 10 how he felt about Ulrich, the famous drummer's death, he said, "He wasn't all that good anyway." Satan discovered I living (or unliving) on Parkside's 0-2 level by Passionflower Lovechild Staff Writer and Self-Proclaimed Resident Babe "It was horrible. J heard this this 'clip-clop,' like hooves striking concrete, so Iturned around and there he was. Satan was standing right behind me in the hallway," said Karen Diehl, senior at Parkside and News Editor of The Ranger News. Diehl and two of her roommates, Laura Beth Bublitz and Melissa' Hackbarth, were returning from the Ranger office at about midnight on March 18. "wewere walking through the D-2 level_ because it was cold outside and didn't want' to walk alone in the dark," said Hackbarth. "If we had ani y known." The three had just entered Molinaro Hall when they heard the footsteps. Satan had apparently stepped out of a dark passage to' approach the group from behind. When the women noticed his presence, he reportedly flicked his pointy tail and set fire to a waste basket. "We always wondered why it's always so much warmer on the D-2 level than it is everywhere else in the school," Diehl said. "We thought it was because the hot water pipes run along the ceiling down there. Now we know the truth." According to the three roommates, Satan tried dragging them into his dark passage, but they escaped before he could reach them. Satan was reached at his DM2 level home, but originally refused an interview. However, on Marcb 23 he contacted The Stranger and gave a statement. "It's not like I Artist's rendering was hurting of Satan anyone. I just get lonely. You know, it's awfully dull down there at night" When questioned about why he had kept such a low profile until this week, Satan replied, "See, the administration knows I'm. here. Iwork for them. Part of my contract ensures me a place to live, but it wouldn't be really great for the University's image if everyone knew (hat the devil lived oncampus. Besides, there's a waiting list to get .into the dorms." Satan also explained what kind of work he does for the University. "Just odd jobs. You know, I keep things from getting dull. My last big job was Gary Grace hiding something supervising the repair of the Molinaro elevator. I've also been a key player in keeping the food ... well, interesting. My long-term project is. maintaining chaos in the parking lots. That's no easy task, [ assure you, what with all those police officers hanging around." Satan assured The Stranger that he would not be harassing any more students. • "I've gotta keep this job," he said. Administration was refused to comment. In particular, Gary Grace, assistant chancellor for student affairs at UW-P was seen running to the shredding machine when reporters called on him. Usually The Ranger News encourages and invites Letters to the Editor, whether they agree or disagree wit.b a story or column, Also readers' viewpoints on campus/community issues can be venWtedhenthromuagnhy sulecthterlsetteexrsp.ress similar viewpoints, a representative sample may be published. Letters should not exceed 250 words ~d should be deh.vered to the Ranger office (WYLL D139C) before noon on Monday. leiters must be typed and double-spaced. must contain no misleading or libelous content, and must Include the author's name and phone number. Letters which fail to comply will be returned to the author. The Ranger News reserves the right to edit letters, _ . . But since this is The Stranger and all material is men! to be The Stranger News is a once yearly, April I pUbl~calion ~resen~d by ~mberS of the Ranger News. Any and alllnfo~tlon presented in the Stranger News is meant completely in jeset.e..rbere is nute or no factual basis for aD.y of the stones pUblls~d In ~lS, Issue, .and any ~d all names and characters menll~ned. while they may be in many ways similar to real persons. are fictional, If you happen to be one or more of the characters contained within this Issue. we Sincerely hope that you regard this issue with the light-hearted manner in which it was created. Thank you, and enjoy. EDITORIAL POLICY .. page 4 Hasenjager set to join World Wrestling Federation partner for the upcoming WresUeMania XLIII Fonner UW-P wrestler an.dI caught his eye", Trevor Hasenjager said the former UW-P di hi If for lif d rea res rmse or be as stan out. Taylor and a WWF superstar. Hasenjager have been wrestling coach Jim working out together Koch said of the since the announcement Hasenjager departure, of their partnership was "Hey, if Lawrence first made official early Taylor called me up and last week. The unlikely asked me [0 wrestle with pair are scheduled to him against the likes of faceoff againstNick a Nick Bockwinkle, BockwinkJe and Bam Bam Bigelow or Milwaukee's own "the the legendary Crusher" in a tune-up "Crusher", I'd be there bout at Racine's in a second. This is Memorial Hall April once in a lifetime 15th before challenging oppnrtunity, he'd be for the Tag-team nuts not to do it." championship May 2nd. UW-Parkside UW-Parkside wrestler to join forces with Lawrence Taylor by Scott Fragale Fresh off his victory at the NAJA National Championshi ps last week, Trevor Hasenjager has opted to forgo his senior season at UW-Parkside for the pros. Hasenjager made the announcement immediately upon returning home from Nationals and receiving a call from former N.F.L. linebacking great Lawrence Taylor. «He said that he was our scouting for a Tag-team Wolff to pitch for replacement Brewers Wendy Wolff by Scott Fragale UW-Parkside women's softball player makes it to the show After an impressive start to the college softball season, UW-Parkside's Wendy Wolff has signed a minor-l~ague contract with the Milwaukee Brewers. Wolff. who jumped out of the blocks this season with a 10-0 reco-rd and a microscopic.79 era, signed a 3~year- $2.5 million contract with tbe Milwaukee club Wednesday. "I was upset when this whole strike thing first started, but that contract 1just signed made me forget how mad 1 was in a hurry. 1 don't know who is to blame for this strike, but I'd sure like to thank them for helping me become a millionaire. 1 talked to manager Phil Gamer yesterday and be told me I might even get to start on opening day, is this a great country or what," said the former UW-Parkside pitcher. .ports Jeopardy Students! Save 50°0 to -Do you earn less than 10,000a year? -Is you're GPA 2.0 or above? -Are you a full time student? (12 credits or more per semester) If you answered yes to these questions call Suzan Wright at 595-2277to see if you qualify for a tuition discount. Due to budget reductions only 20 will be awarded for the Fall '95 semester. 'That's it." said Pippen. "1 demand to be traded to the Washington Bullets, so 1 can play with Chris Webber." On the flip side, Ranger Walkers were thrilled. "Can I get his autograph?" asked Will (Worms) Leggett. "This is awesome," said Will VanAxen. "I guess basketball was just too easy for him." "He's so hot," said Sue Kisting as she fainted from the shocking news. "I've always wanted to be like Mike," said Dave Michielli, "Now, I get to train with him." The two-time ex-Bull has already purchased a team bus for the racewalking team, which has "Walk Jordan" painted on the side. In addition, Nike is planning a new line. of Jordan racewalking shoes. But just how good can the 32-year-old Jordan get? "The fact that he's 6'6'· will help," said De Witt. "It might take a little while for Michael to learn the technique, but once he does, look out." Will Jordan ever return for a third Stranger News Apri/1, 1995 What kind of Bull is this? time? "1 don't want to completely close that door, but it's almost shut," said Jordan. "There are no strikes in racewalking, so ('II really be able to focus." Jordan's first race will be at the Penn Relays on APril 29th. Nelson to settle baseball strike Army to find a resolution to the seven-month long strike. President Clinton answered questions concerning the Nelson appointment by saying, "He was the only other guy out there that 1 think can get this thing resolved. If he can't get it done, nobody can" . The president later added, "Plus, J'd really like him on my side in the upcoming election. He's a very influential person and his huge following cannot be taken lightly." Jordan quits basketball again for .....Racewalking by Al Heppner Air Jordan has been grounded. To the delight of Orlando Magic fans everywhere, Jordan announced yesterday that he is once again stepping of the court. This time, however, Jordan won't be swinging at baseballs, he'll be swaying around the track. But he'll have to keep his feet on the ground if he wants to be successful at racewalking, a sport in which one foot must maintain contact with the ground at all times. Jordan immediately puts the spotlight on a track-and-field event of which most people have never even heard. "I just wanted to try something new," said Jordan. "I know it takes time to become a good racewalker, but I'm willing to put in the work." He will train with Coach Mike De Witt and the rest of the UW-Parkside Racewalking Team. "This is the greatest thing to happen to the sport of racewalking," said De Witt. "We're thrilled that he's coming here." Bulls teammates were shocked. "I really thought he was back for good this time," said B.J. Armstrong. "This is really hard to take right (sob) now." Scottie Pippen was the most disgruntled Bull. Scott Fragale-Sports Editor I President Clinton appoints C.J. Nelson Ito mediate baseball negotiations UW-Parkside's own C.J. Nelson was chosen by President Clinton to take over the mediation duties formerly held by William Usury one week before the scheduled start of the baseball season. Nelson, the outspoken Ranger sports columnist, was weary of the appointment at first, but reluctantly accepted the job. "1 rarely take any stock in anything he (Clinton) has to say, but gosh darn it, I need my baseball". said Nelson. Nelson is expected to use the hardline negotiating skills he learned in the WISCONSIN I.,'~l',~~' So.....Y.OU RE NEAR THE END OF YOUR COLLEGE CAREER, TIME TO START THINKING ABOUT REPAYING STUDENT LOANS, LIFE INSURANCE, HOME LOANS, CAR PAYMENTS, AND ALL THE OTHER FUN STUFF THAT LIFE HAS TO OFFER. MAYBE YOU VE ALREADY KNOCKED UP SOME CHICK AND YOU HAVE TO PAY FOR THAT TOO BUT DON T WORRY TH ERE SHELP! MICHIGAN HAS HELD ON TO THE UPPER PENINSULA FAR TOO LONG. TAKE BACK WHAT IS RIGHTLY WISCONSIN S FOR MORE I'NFORMATION, TRAINING, AND A RIFLE, CALLYOUR LOCALARMY NATIONAL GUARD REPRESENTATIVE AT 555-6496 NATIONAL GUARD Americans At Their Best! 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin - Parkside Loop 500 RANGER photo by Brian Passino Marketing Club is sponsoring Loop 500, a bike race around Inner Loop Road on Wednesday, May 6 from 1-2 p.m. Teams must consist of two males and two females and there is a $5 entry fee. Prizes are a pitcher of beer, T-shirts and champagne. "Inside Russia Today" by Jeff Wicks A s lide presentation sponsored by the Library Learning Center "Inside Russia Today," was shown by visiting Professor Dan McGovern on April 22. The slides were taken during a recent tour by McGovern and 10 Parkside students between March 8 and March 24. McGovern commented that the tour quite visibly "showed various aspects of Russian life." Among the various places the group visited in the Soviet Union were Moscow, Leningrad and Tallinn. The presentation provided an in - depth look inside the Iron Curtain and gave insight to little - known places and inhabitants of the USSR. The group entered the USSR from Finland and traveled to the Kremlin (which means fortress) and was amazed at the architecture of the buildings, some of which dated back to the 15th century. McGovern pointed out that Russians enjoy very large statues and monuments and, as a result, there are many in Moscow. McGovern said that Moscow was drab mostly due to the old buildings and cathedrals of w hich there are many, as compared to Leningrad, which has white, more modern buildings and open space. The people in Moscow are "rude," according to McGovern, but this could be attributed to the long lines of people who must wait for food and merchandise goods. McGovern said that the Soviet people are generally friendly to foreigners and often curious about the Western world. The people there talk little about the military and only are dimly aware about their involvement in Afghanistan, although soldiers and police of a ll kinds are present in Moscow, according to McGovern. Although there are many cathedrals in the USSR, they are only preserved because of their design and age since religion is rigidly controlled by the government. As McGovern put it, there are 250 discoes in Moscow, a city of 8 million, but only 6 active churches. Since belief in any kind of God is frowned upon, cases have been known to happen when mothers teaching children about God are declared mentally ill and placed in institutions, and the children put up for adoption. McGovern feels that the Soviet Union's biggest problem in domestic affairs is an acute housing, food and merchandise shortage, which is not due to money, but rather to not enough growth in the field of construction, agriculture, and goods. He stated that the Soviet government is not allocating enough supplies to these resources. McGovern said these problems are obvious with extremely long waits for such basic items as bread and t-shirts, items which Americans usually take for granted. "We don't know how lucky we are when we go to the grocery store," he said. Also, apartments are overcrowded, and housing is scarce according to McGovern. The group was able to experience this firsthand during their trip. McGovern said that there is "no economic incentive" to produce quality and quantity things like construction, especially in comparison to Western standards. INSIDE... • Joint orchestra concert • Women's Softball to nationals. Delay action on revising Breadth of Knowledge by Ken Meyer Editor The Academic Policies Committee (APC) decided Thursday, April 23, to slow down the timetable for the proposed revision of the Breadth of Knowledge requirement. The implementation of the Breadth of Knowledge proposal is being planned for new students beginning in the fall of 1983 a nd the APC is scheduling action by the Faculty Senate for the fall of 1981. The proposal had previously been planned to take effect in the fall of 1982 after Faculty Senate action during this spring semester. The time between now and fall 1981 will be spent considering the input from various campus parties and revising the proposal. The Committee will meet in a day - long session Monday, May 18 in the Galbraith Conference Room, WLLC, to discuss possible alternatives to revise the proposal. The APC has received input from many areas including students, each of the eight academic divisions and Educational Support. Students expressed their concerns in an April 10 student forum. The two predominant comments were that the Breadth of Knowledge requirement is a good idea, but the present program is good enough and that students need more courses in their majors, not in the Breadth of Knowledge. The current proposal, wrote Prof. Robert Canary in his submission to the APC, "would have required about 10 credit hours more than present requirements for the average student — less for some, more for others. The issue here is the advantages of strengthening general .education versus the disadvantages of reducing further the students' freedom of choice and of making it difficult for students in a few pre - professional majors to graduate within 120 credits." Other issues the APC received comments on include: maintaining a "magic list" of approved courses; redefining certain phrasing of the proposal; making options consist of the same number of credits; the specific requirements in the areas of foreign language, studio / practicum courses, and laboratory experience; and the lack of a physical education requirement. GOV• An ex-educator talks Dreyfus: a^out uw system Lee Sherman Dreyfus became governor of Wisconsin after serving as chancellor at UWStevens Point from 1967-78. He came to UW-SP from UWMadison where he was a professor of speech and radio-television education. Gov. Dreyfus holds three degrees from the UW: a B.A. in speech (1949), an M.A. in Radio/Television (1952), and a Ph.D. in Rhetoric, Propaganda and Persuasion (1957). In September of 1978, he defeated Robert Kasten, the party-endorsed candidate, in the Republican gubernatorial primary. In November of that year, he unseated Acting Governor Martin Schreiber, carrying 53 of the state's 72 counties. This interview took place in the Governor's office on .Friday, March 13. The transcript is unedited except where insertions and deletions would aid continuity. Brackets and elipses mark any changes in the text. Initials (MW) for Mark Wurl and (LSD) for Lee Sherman Dreyfus are used throughout. Mark Wurl, from Tomahawk, WI., is a senior Communications major at UW-SP. MW: Governor, my first question is about the transition that took place from being an educator and then going on to be governor. What a major change. LSD: Well, in my case it was something that wasn't unique. I was the second person to leave the university presidency to run for governor. Woodrow Wilson had done it in 1910 at Princeton, except his was a private school, and this was a public institution. So I had the initial problem of trying to get where I was with regents. Some wanted me to, and some wanted to not allow me to. So the first problem was the initial transition of simply going unemployed for nine months and borrowing the money out of my insurances to live. Then the movement to the campaign I don't see as all that different from the manner and style from which I operated on that campus. MW: As far as special interests go, do you consider the UW system a special interest? LSD: Sure. Of course. Why not? They have a single factor agenda. They don't have any responsibility for the whole state, they have a responsibility for the University of Wisconsin. MW: I'd like to focus on the university a little bit. It's becoming less a priority in the state's budget. LSD: It has been continuously since, I suppose one could say, the sixties. MW: You're sympathetic as far as being an educator for 28 years. Where does this deprioritization stop? What is the appropriate level of funding? LSD: Well, I'm not sure. First of all, I guess I won't really say that it was a matter of deprioritization, Continued On Page Two Photo by Gary LeBouton GOV. LEE DREYFUS 2 Thursday, April 30,1981 RANGER Continued From Page One if that term is applicable. What has happened since the midsixties, other priorities have begun to gain in ascendance in human services other than higher education. One of them is clearly in the area of the elderly, and they are increasing in number. And medical care. One is the care of children, and particularly children where they are dependent. And j ust start down the line and say "where is the money going?" But the key one, the key shift was that the state take on the responsibility of raising taxes and sending it back to local governments. And now that priority has absolutely mushroomed, and all those have grown at such a rate that they have come around and by-passed the university. MW: Recent articles state that faculty in the UW system have lost substantial buying power. We stand in danger of losing good faculty to the private sector. LSD: I'm not sure that is true. I hear that all the time. This last go around, the last bi-ennium, I was able to give the faculty what amounts to the biggest slug they've had in some time in terms of dollars totally going in. I can't make up a whole decade, obviously, and while the state had it, I tried to share it. Right now, the state doesn't have it. The movement of faculty into the private sector; may be true, except maybe they haven't taken a good look at the private sector. Some very capable, experienced, skilled people right not are in jeopardy in their jobs. We've got over a hundred thousand more people unemployed than we had here a year and a half ago. So any notion that there is a place for the faculty to go in the private sector, and start at the level they're at, simply is not realistic. I think that is not the case. And as faculty begin to look genuinely at the private sector, I think they're going to find out that it isn't there, either. This thing is hitting everybody. MW: The image of the university system has obviously declined. What can you do to improve this image? LSD: Tell me what you mean by that, because I don't think the image of the University system has obviously declined. In fact, I think it has increased. MW: There has been some bad press, well, the article explaining the 300 faculty members that were making over $45,000; that's not really good. LSD: That's at odds with the faculty that claim they're all going to jump into the private sector, when the biggest number of people who make more than $40,000 are all housed in the university. MW: This is as far as the taxpayers' perspective. LSD: Oh, I see. MW: And they will look at the Chancellor at Milwaukee, and the problems over there. LSD: Oh, I see. Alright. I thought you meant its academic quality image. I hear all of that, but I do not really see that around the country. What you're talking about is that while the University sees itself as being shorted in funds, and not getting enough money from the government, there are aspects of public stories that suggest to the average worker and taxpayer that the University has plenty of money because of the salaries paid to the highest paid faculty and administrators. MW: There have been some accusations that, not knowing what your background was before you became governor, that they'd never know it was in education. They think that you might be afraid to say more for education for fear of favoritism, cr (maintaining) impartiality. Dreyfus talks about UW System Photo by Gary LeBouton GOV. LEE DREYFUS LSD: I've tried not to do that. In fact, I get a mixed bag. I've had some people say that you favor education. Well, as a matter of fact, when I first put the cuts through, 4.4%, I tried to do it across the board. I tried to tag education just as hard as the schools and every other program. That was first denied; that the authority given to me by the legislature was not upheld in the courts. Then I went to the legislature and said here again, do it equally, keep the priorities the same. The legislature said no, that we're going to cut the University 4.4, but we won't cut the schools 3.0 — in that case — and we won't cut the cities as much. Now I wind up having to make that up. Therefore, where do I cut? State government, what's left? Half of the state op's is the University. And since I don't have the option of a balanced budget. . . So in one sense, for a while they were saying "Ah ha," look what's happened. I had Senator Risser saying here's the worst administration for the University in the history of the University. Then a week later, when it turns out that the Secretary of Administration had, in fact, pointed out that the University didn't take 4.4, they charged the students a $30 su rcharge, which meant they really took about a 3.3. Then when the next cut came through, (Department of Administration Secretary Kenneth) Lindner found and said 'Look, here's federal money, or here's money in an account for fringe benefits where you had over budgeted. Instead of taking that money away from you, we'll let you keep that, and that will help mitigate this.' The I got charged with favoritism, and by the same senators in the same parties. And that I tend to look on as political rhetoric, once I hear two different points of view and charges coming out of the same political party. MW: Hindsight is 20/20 and not always good. Giving back the surplus was a decision you made. LSD: Yes. MW: In retrospect, was that a wise move? LSD: Absolutely. In fact I'm amazed now at legislators who say he gave it back. As I remember, the Vote to give back the surplus was four votes short of unanimity in both houses! It was unanimous in the Senate, and it was minus four in the Assembly. There's no question in my mind that if that surplus had been there, we'd have thrown money around in a pile of favorite programs. We would have created programs, had greater expectations than we have now, that we would now be faced with cutting back. We would now be faced with cutting the very expectations we set in motion. They question my mind about it. There is no way in which you could have a cookie jar with a lid on it that's strong enough that would have saved it. Secondly, I think that with the ravages of inflation, the people themselves needed that money to offset inflation. So at least for a year, Wisconsin citizens didn't feel inflation like anybody else. And it created 6,700 jobs in this state, which was pretty handy. You put that whole run together, that becomes absolutely critical. The last point is this: every time I hear some bleeding r ^BUDGET PRINT * CENTER Inttant printing cantar budget in price but high in quality For ALL Your Printing Needs - • No Job Too Big or Too Small • • Layout & Art Work • Photostats • Rubber Stamps • Circulars • Business Forms • Business Stationery • Letterheads • Envelopes • Business Cards • Letters • Notices • Flyers • Resumes • Sales Bulletins • Newsletters • Books • Pamphlets • Journals • Ruled Forms • Catalog Sheets • Price Lists INVITATIONS FOR THAT SPECIAL OCCASION Engagements • Weddings • Births • Commencements • Bar Mitzvahs. etc 1207 60th Street Kenosha, Wl 53140 legislator saying it's gone forever, and we shouldn't have given it back, they can have it back. I don't know why they think it's gone forever. Absolutely not! It can be taken back from the people, but this time if they want to put that tax back to get it, this time they must vote for it. They don't get the free ride they got from inflation with nobody voting for it. I've got the Senate majority leader (William) Bablitch who, in the tenure he's been in this Senate, has never had to vote for a tax increase on the people. That's very handy. This time I've got it back to where we're talking about taxation by representation, not inflation. If he wants the money back, all he's got to do (is) put in a bill, raise the tax rates and reraise the taxes of the people, and you can get the money back. MW: As an educator, or rather, as Chancellor, you should know where some of the fat might lie within the system. Where . . . can the budget be trimmed? LSD: Well, I haven't been that close to the budgets, and as I remember my own budgets at Stevens Point, I really question the word "fat." In some cases, I think it is now at a point because erf the so-called savings, it isn't "fat" we're looking for really. It's a matter of saying 'Find out what is quite not as important and make the priority decision.' Every time, for example, when the University came in with a program — let's say minority access money, and I denied that — what I'm saying to them is don't tell me that we must add money for minority access, because to tell me that is to tell me that every single program in the University is of a higher priority than serving minority students. If they're going to say that, I want them to say it up front and publicly, and they'll hear what the public reaction is. So when I deny that, I'm saying I assume you'll do that, because To the Editor: that a very high priority. Now you decide what is it you've been doing that's been nice, but it is not that essential, and what are we going to back off of. The only place I suspect that you get fat in any kind of a system of civil service and tenure is that you do get some people that once they're in a permanently protected status become non-productive. Not a lot Not as much as I think the general public believes, but you do get some, and they really aren't working all that hard, and they aren't doing all that much work They're not as easily followed as our garbage trucks in Milwaukee, but if they were, I'm sure there would be similar kinds of articles. MW: From Governor, do you go back into education? LSD: That's my goal. I miss my teaching, I miss the campus. I will teach some things differently. I've done some teaching out here on the hill. Every so often I get a shot at it, and I really, absolutely still enjoy it. And my goal, ultimately, is to return to Stevens Point. I have my home there, I still vote there, and technically, I still have tenure there. If I run for another term, well, that's another matter. MW: Is that your decision then that you're going to run? LSD: No, that is a decision I wouldn't make probably until close to a year from now. MW: Or, you really beat Kasten, and Kasten beat Nelson. Are you going to go after Proxmire? LSD: Ha, ha, ha. You know, I finally got to a point where I said so often that I wasn't going to find a good answer ... My intention is to come back to Stevens Point after doing what I came down here to do, and it's an intention that's mutually held by the Democrats who would like to send me back just as soon as they possibly can. Don't forget your PSGA President To the Editor: This letter is to the students more than the editor. It deals with that person whose name couldn't have been forgotten a month ago; mainly because it was plastered on most of the walls on campus. Yes, that's right. It is none other than your PSGA President whose name is? I hope you didn't forget already. That's not because I want to be remembered by all of Parkside BUT I do want to be remembered by those on campus who have problems or difficult situations. I am paid to be President and I am willing to stand up for student rights. If you have a grievance about the happenings with administration or student groups (PAB, SOC, PSGA or Ranger) you have at least one person to go to for assistance. I'm not a 4.0, but I do know how to cut through bureaucratic B.S. a little faster and can try to limit a student's grief to as little as possible. The main point is that I won't be hurting when a problem arises (I hope) but I'll sure try to solve it if I can — but I can't solve problems t h a t I d on ' t kno w e x i s t . . . . Jim Kreuser PSGA President P S. - My office hours are 12-1 every day of the week in Union Square. Phone (414)652-3398 ...one stop for all your printing needs J ganger Ken Meyer Editor waMirh"f»"<' Business Manager .U News Editor : r! 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' ^fusing to print letters which contain false or RANGER Thursday, April 30,1981 International dimension added to computer fair Telecommunication networks for personal computer users, offering access to services ranging from electronic mail delivery to comparison shopping in your own living room, are among "Information Age" facets of microcomputer technology which will be demonstrated at Parkside's Fifth Computer Fair on Saturday, May 2, from 10 a. m. to 4 p. m. in Molinaro Hall. Focus of the fair is on uses of microcomputers, the small, relatively inexpensive personal computers which can be programmed for tasks ranging from helping kids with homework and keeping track of your bank balance to performing a variety of jobs in business and industry. Previous fairs have drawn thousands of microcomputer buffs from throughout the Upper Midwest. This year's fair will add an international dimension, according to Prof. Donald Piele, who is coordinating the event. Programming contests for junior and senior high school students have been a feature of the fair since its beginning. This year, through Creative Computing magazine, Piele issued an invitation for sponsors in other locations to run simultaneous contests using the same problems that will be given participants at the Parkside contest. More than 400 responses have rolled in from the U. S., Canada, England, Australia, Germany and Ecuador. Winners of the contest at Parkside will be tabulated during the fair and presented at an awards address beginning at 3 p. m. in Molinaro Hall, Room 105. Winners of the international competition will be tabulated when returns are complete from the various contest locations. The awards address will be given by Jim Rutt, a representative of "The Source," a telecommunication network which lets owners of personal computers or terminals with a special telephone hook - up device obtain access to a wide variety of information including stock quotations, a restaurant guide, weather and travel data and a buyers service as well as a variety of business, scientific, home management and educational programs. Originally conceived as an information system for commercial users, "The Source" is made available to "non-primetime" personal computer users from 6 p. m. to 8 p. m. at non - commercial rates. The system, which will transmit person - to - person letters, already has been installed in the offices of 150 congressmen, according to its parent company, Telecomputing Corporation of America. The firm says there also are plans to install the system in the White House. A variety of microcomputer hardware and software displays will be on exhibit throughout the day and a series of talks on computer developments and applications will be presented beginning at 10 a. m. "Creative Programming for Young Minds," a K - 12 instructional program in logic and thinking skills, will be presented by Dr. Henry Taitt and Marilyn Buxton of Creative Creations (Charleston, 111.), in Molinaro Hall, Room 105, and "Micros in Industry" will be presented by Thomas Hayek (Racine), in Molinaro 107, both at 10 a. m. "The Apple II Computer as a Teachers' Aid" will be discussed by Jim Hamilton of Gilmore Junior High (Racine), in Union Room 104, and "The FOURTH (Computer) Language" will be discussed by Bruce Langenbach of the Parkside Computer Club, in Molinaro 107, bot h at 11 a. m. "VISICALC (Electronic Worksheet) - Software Hit of the 80s" by Bob Pinkerton of M&I Bank, and Jeff Preston of S. C. Johnson & Son, Inc., Racine, will be presented in Molinaro 105 at noon. "Regent - A Multiple PET System" by Dennis Woitekaitis of PETTED Microsystems of Milwaukee in Molinaro 105, and "The Development of Computer Languages" by Loren Buchanan of the Parkside Computer Club will be presented in Molinaro 107, both at 1p . m., and "The Apple II" by Lance Evans of Colortron Computer Division of Racine will be discussed in Union 104 at 2 p. m. The fair is sponsored by the Parkside Computer Club. Admission is $1. El Salvador rally on Saturday On May 3rd, a rally will be held in Racine for all interested people. The demands are to stop U. S. intervention in El Salvador, fund human needs, stop the draft, and stop all forms of racism and bigotry. The rally is being put on by the Student Mobilization at Parkside, but is also being sponsored by Kenosha - Racine Political Actions Committee. Kenosha - Racine CISPES (Coalition in Solidarity with the Peoples of El Salvador), Sisters of St. Dominic, Father Don Richards, Rev. Tony Larsen, and many others. The rally begins at 1 p. m. in front of the Racine Post Office. The march will proceed to the City Hall where speakers and music will be provided. An organizational meeting will be held Wednesday, April 29, at 1 p.m. in MOLN D128. All interested people may attend. Energy research lab toured On Saturday, April 4, about 20 UW - Parkside students, members of the Physics Club toured Argonne National Laboratory. Argonne is a national research facility located on 1700 acres, 25 miles southwest of Chicago. The lab deals primarily in energy research and is under the U. S. Department of Energy. Most students found that the term laboratory was somewhat misleading. Due to the large scale of most of their projects the areas toured resembled an industrial complex more than a conventional laborartory. Many of the projects that were toured seemed to have uncertain futures due to budget cuts. The tour consisted of a brief orientation and overview of the whole facility, and a guided walk through some of the projects. The group visited the proton accelerator project which is one of the only accelerators in the world that will provide a polarized beam, a beam where the majority of the protons have the same spin orientation. Students also saw the construction of an MHD magnet. This is a new energy process using coal. Magnetohydrodynamics (MHD) converts heat directly into electricity by passing a hot ionized gas or liquid through a magnetic field. This type of electrical generation could increase plant efficiences while reducing thermal and particulate pollution. Another type of energy conversion viewed was Ocean Thermal Energy Conversion (OTEC). This process uses the temperature gradient in the ocean to heat a liquid with a low boiling point (like amonia) into steam in order to run turbines to generate electricity. Then the steam runs downward to the cooler water, where it condenses, and the cycle continues. Project Hearthfire is a design for a nuclear fusion reactor. Fusion looks like a promising energy form, but as yet, has not been successful. Project Hearthfire is a commercially feasible Tokamak type reactor to determine the engineering requirements of a fusition reactor. The Physics Club is open to anyone interested in physics. The next Physics Club meeting will be Friday, April 17, when club elections will be held and a film shown. The meeting will be at noon in Greenquist room 230. DNR Secretary to speak C.D. "Buzz" Besadny, Secretary of Wisconsin's Department of Natural Resources, will discuss current environmental issues that affect Southeastern Wisconsin on Wednesday, May 6, at 7 p.m. in Molinaro Hall 105. The meeting was arranged by UWExtension. The audience will have the opportunity to ask questions and make concerns known. There is no fee, but phone reservations by May 1 are requested. Interested individuals may ?all U.W.- Extension at 553-2312. Law workshop offered The UW - System American Ethnic Studies Coordinating Committee (AESCC), operated under the auspices of the Urban Corridor Consortium, is holding its 2nd Annual Green Bay Colloquim on Ethnicity and Public Policy on Friday, May 29, and Saturday, May 30, 1981. The Colloquium, being held on the campus of the University of Wisconsin - Green Bay, will focus on the theme "The Law: Ethnic Group Interests and the Social Good." Eight papers will be presented and discussed by such distinguished scholars as Raoul Berger, Nathan Glazer, Manning Marable and Robert O'Neil, President of the University of Wisconsin System. Under the general theme, two papers will be presented and discussed in the following categories: (i) The Law: Foundations of Public Policy; (ii) The Law: Education; (iii) The Law: Employment; and (iv) The Law: Race, Class and Ethnic Neighborhoods. Attendance is free and open to all. For information on lodging, meals, attendance, the agenda, contact Thomas V. Tennesen, AESCC Program Coordinator, c/o UW - Milwaukee - Bolton 840, P. O. Box 413, Milwaukee, WI53201 or at (414) 963-4700/6701. Yfa. Real fosfKcfor-jbtthd/ Visit Kenosha's Largest Record Department -Records—Sheet Music- —Instruction Music— Lowest Price Always "The Place To Buy Records" 626 56th St. 654 2932 Written by Tom Stoppard... Directed by Norman Gano April 29, 30 at 8:00 PM.. . May 1, 2 at 8:00 PM... 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The joint concert is sponsored by UW - Parkside and the two community orchestras and tickets at $5 each are available at the UW TypiNG professional, fast dissertations, books, etc. -editing service •brochures & posters designed • charts & graphs PHONE 681 0931 (if no answer, 634-7976) this ad will run only once - please save. - P Information Center, the Kenosha Orchestra office at 2717 - 67th St., and the Racine Orchestra Office at 744 Main St. Votapek will perform Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1 in B-flat minor Op 23. The orchestra also will present Mahler's Symphony No. 1 in D Major (The Titan). The program will open with Fanfare for a Festive Occasion by Wisconsin - born Otto Luening, who will be present for the concert and will be composer - in - residence at UW - Parkside during the f ollowing week. Votapek also has Wisconsin ties. Born in Milwaukee in 1939, he began his musical studies at the age of 9 at the Wisconsin Conservatory, an institution which RALPH VOTAPEK has evolved from a school founded by Luening's father in Milwaukee. Votapek later studied at Northwestern University, the Manhattan School of Music and the Julliard School. His principal teachers were Rosina Lhevinne and Robert Goldsand. He made his New York debut in 1959 as a result of the prestigious Naumburg award which he won that year. He won the Van Cliburn Competition in 1962 and rocketed into international prominence. His appearances with major U. S. orchestras include a number of engagements with the Chicago Symphony. His annual tours of South and Central America include many engagements during each trip. U. S. audiences hear him frequently on the PBS-TV network. Votapek recently toured the USSR on the invitation of the Russian government performing in recital and as soloist with orchestras in Leningrad and other major cities, where his concerts were sell - outs. Votapek lives in East Lancing, Mich., where he is artist - in - residence at Michigan State University. His wife Albertine also is a pianist. A London Times critic has called Votapek "a pianist of imagination and style" and a Buenos Aires critic hailed him as "a star of the first magnitude." Washington Post critic Paul Hume said "In the years since 1962 when he won first place in the first Cliburn Competition ... he has solidified the assets of complete technical assurance and wide ranging musical interests which gained him that prize." Luening visits campus SPECIAL EXPORT ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE Wisconsin - born composer Otto Luening will begin his third visit to the Parkside campus as composer - in - residence with a concert of "Music by Otto Luening and friends" at 3:30 p. m. on Sunday, May 3, in the Communication Arts Theater. All of the composers are Wisconsinites either by birth or residence. The A EVEN IN SPACE' THE ULTIMATE ENEMY IS STILL MAN concert is part of the New Music at Parkside Series. Admission is $2 for adults; $1 for students and senior citizens. Three Luening works are programmed: Sextet, conducted by Scott Mather and performed by Frank Suethoz, flute; Timothy Bell, clarinet; Cynthia Crump, horn; Cynthia Cernak Devan, violin; Patience Balcom, viola; and Harry Sturm, cello; his Bassoon Sonata, performed by Daryl Durran, bassoon, and August Wegner, piano; and a group of his songs, performed by Martha Dodds, soprano, and Barbara English Maris, piano. Also on the program are John Downey's Eastlake Terrace and Edges with the composer at the piano; Chester Biscardi's Tartini performed by Ms. Devan, violin; Carol Bell, piano; and Wegner's Encore Piece: A Little Minor Blues with the composer at the piano. Wegner is a Parkside faculty member, Downey is a UW - Milwaukee faculty member and Biscardi is a Kenosha native, who teaches at Sarah Lawrence College. Luening also will give a public talk (Mi his long and lively career as a musician on Monday, May 4, at 2 p. m. in the Communication Arts Building, Room D-118. On Wednesday, May 6, the Bradford High School Orchestra will perform his Wisconsin Suite at 7:30 p. m. in Reuther Alternative High School (Old Bradford) in Kenosha. There is an admission charge. Luening's Wisconsin visit also will include a talk at the 16th annual Milwaukee Bookfellows' book and author dinner at 7 p. m. on May 5 at the Pfister Hotel in Milwaukee. Luening, 80, recently completed his autobiography, "The Odyssey of an American Composer." SEAN CONNERY in "OUTLAND" PETER BOYLE FRANCES STERNHAGEN J AMES B. SIKKING K IKAMARKHAM Produced by RICHARD A. 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Recent discoveries about the reproduction of Poecilia formosa by Balsano and colleague Ellen M. Rasch of East Tennessee State Medical School may mean rewriting one part of classical evolution theory, re-examination and possibly re-interpretation of some cancer research data and the finding of a key to better fisheries management. Poecilia formosa made its first big splash two years ago when Balsano provided the "first reported evidence of paternal inheritance in a fish thought to reproduce asexually" at the annual meeting of the American Society of Ichthyologists (who study fish) and Herpotologists (who study reptiles). The evidence was obtained from transplantation of spleen tissue, electrophoresis of several proteins and measurements of the is no question that this same mechanism also disrupts adaptive gene complexes and, consequently, a variety of mechanisms have evolved to counteract the reshuffling of the genetic deck. "I postulate that Poecilia formosa has evolved to the stage of taking advantage of the best of two reproductive strategies: by reproducing most often by gynogenesis, adaptive genes are preserved and perpetuated clonally ; by occasionally allowing male inheritance to contribute to the offspring, new pre-adapted genes are incorporated into unisexual clones," Balsano said. Thus, the discovery of paternal inheritance in some Poecilia formosa may indicate how the fish escaped extinction. But Balsano and Rasch's research poses potential problems for cancer researchers, who have used the fish for studies of tumor induction and for screening certain kinds of chemotherapeutic agents precisely because they believed that Poecilia formosa ALWAYS reproduced by gynogenesis, providing a pure genetic strain. The importance of a pure genetic strain in animal research is that it allows researchers to repeat experiments and re-test drugs using many different individuals without considering PROF. JOSEPH BALSANO with aquariums housing breeding colony of Poecilia in UW-Parkside laboratory. DNA in blood cells to indicate a chromosome number. For years scientists viewed Poecilia formosa as a unisexual species which is also "gynogenetic," a term signifying that all the offspring inherit only the mother's chromosomes and all daughters are clones of the mother. Poecilia formosa reproduces by mating with males of two other species of Poecilia — sperm from those bisexual species is necessary to trigger development of the Poecilia formosa egg — but inheritance is in most cases strictly maternal. When male inheritance is added to female inheritance, the offspring are hybrids with a genetic abnormality called triplody in which three genetically separate sets of c hromosomes occur in the cells of a single organism rather than the usual two sets. "In classical theory, unisexuality is thought to be an evolutionary dead end," Balsano explained. "This is due to the absence of genetic recombination — combined inheritance from the male and the female lines — found in unisexual organisms. Recombination is thought to provide living things, plant and animal, simple or complex, with the ability to adapt to environmental changes. "High levels of genetic variability have become intimately associated with the concepts of species survival," Balsano said. "In higher organisms including humans, sexual reproduction is perhaps the most often cited mechanism to insure species survival. Yet there offspring are genetically identical. "Our current studies clearly indicate that paternal inheritance heredity as a factor to account for variations in results since all must be considered in interpretation of experimental data from Poecilia formosa. Some clones may be more likely to allow paternal inheritance than others," Balsano said. That means that some previous results of cancer research may be suspect and some studies may need to be repeated or reevaluated in light of the new information, he added. Under the new NSF grant Balsano will be attempting to produce genetically defined clones from known lineages of Poecilia formosa. He will determine which clones are stable and which permit paternal inheritance. Such fish would be made available to cancer researchers and other investigators. "Our continuing studies of Poecilia formosa as a model unisexual species originating in nature will provide an opportunity to examine some of the underlying premises and long range consequences of current use of hybridization, radiation, temperature shocking or hormonal treatments to obtain nonreproducing populations of game fish, non-breeding herbivorous fish such as grass carp, or to obtain self-eliminating predator populations," Balsano said. "Similarly, our work to clarify factors responsible for the production and maintenance of triploid forms of Poecilia may have significant implications for improving fishery production through the selective culture of polyploid fishes with improved potentials for efficient channeling of energy intake into useable produce." RANGER photo by Kim Schlater REHEAaSEo f?n The«RS?1 'nspector Hound" Performances will continue through May 2at 8p.m. and May 3 at 2 p.m. in the Communication Arts Studio Theater. Contact PSGA works for you by Jim Kreuser PSGA President Well, now that I am in office I'm sure that you have noticed all those radical changes happening that were rumored about me in the election. Don't worry; I don't see them either. But I do see the outside pad, west of Union Square being enlarged and the physical plant working on the fence to encompass the outside recreational area. Putting this plan into reality was my first goal as President of your student government. It has been a long while since the students of Parkside received something tangible for their segregated university fees. Another item that the Senate and I have been working on is the new proposal of the Breadth of Knowledge (BOK). The BOK that might have been voted on in May by the Faculty Senate was delayed until next fall. This was done with the cooperation of the faculty and with the success of the Student Forum staged by PSGA. I was against the new proposal BOK as it stood and will be working with administration over the summer to arrive at an effective and worthwhile Breadth of Knowledge for Parkside. Those were just two of the projects that PSGA has worked on this month. Some individual needs were also met in these past few weeks. This is what student government is all about. I only wish more people would take advantage of the services provided by PSGA. Meeting set A general information meeting for those persons interested in volunteering in the Kinship Program will be held Thursday, April 30 at 7 p.m. at the Kinship office, 2001-80th Stre et, Kenosha. The Kinship Program is designed to befriend and help children from single parent families by matching them with mature adults with good character. Those adults interested in becoming Kinspersons and their spouses or special friends are encouraged to attend this meeting. For further information, call the Kinship office, 658-0151. C&R AUTO SERVICE Quality Auto Work Done At Reasonable Rates 10% OFF FOR UW-P STUDENTS Call 553-9092or 694-3712 or see Chuck In Union at 12:00 Jazz Ensembles prepare concert University of Wisconsin - Parkside Jazz Ensemble will present their spring concert under the direction of Prof. Tim Bell, and the Bradford High School Jazz Ensemble will provide a guest program segment, at 8 p. m. on Tuesday, May 5, in the Communication Arts Theater. The award - winning UW-P Ensemble I will perform such well - known favorites as Count Basie's "Shiny Stockings", Woody Herman's "Reunion at Newport", "Old Man River" and "Won't You Please Come Home, Bill Bailey". Tim Fox will be soloist for Jack Cortner's "Secret Love," Tom Allsage will solo on Mark Taylor's "Lonely Tears" and Allsage and Pat Odell will be soloists for Billy Byers' "Doodle Doodle." Jazz Ensemble II will perform works by Duke Ellington, Don Dimick, Bob Lowder and Bill Holman and the Bradford Ensemble will draw its repertoire from works by Rich Shanklin, Robert Curnow, Taylor and Sammy Nestico. The Bradford Ensemble, directed by Alex Sabo, won first place among 48 compe ting bands at this year's Green Bay Jazz Festival and also took top honors in the LaCrosse Jazz Festival where bands from Wisconsin, Minnesota and Illinois were in competition. The Bradford group also is one of two bands selected to perform with Woody Herman's Thundering Herd in concert at UW-Milwaukee. Admission is $1 for students and senior citizens; $2 for others. W FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOUR TELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. The 4Ma4mi KENOSHA SAVINGS AND U)AN ASSOCIATION KENOSHA SAVINGS & LOAN ASSOCIATION To make your future look much brighter. SALES - PARTS 552-7070 County Hwy. "H" At Hwy. 11, Sturtovant, Wi». LIMITED FINANCIAL AID SUMMER SESSION 1981 Aid For Summer 1981 Will Be Restricted To: National Direct Student Loans (NDSL) Guaranteed Student Loans (GSL) Wisconsin Direct Loans (WDL) College Work Study (CWS) No grant monies are available. Also, NDSL awards will be limited to $300.00 and CWS awards to $1000. GSL/WDL ionHJ but subiect to the maximums of $2500- $3000 INCLUDING amounts received for last summer, fall and spring terms (1980-81). NO APPLICATION FOR SUMMER AID INCLUDING GSL/WDL LOANS WILL BE ACCEPTED OR PROCESSED AFTER JULY 3, 1981. 6 Thursday, April 30,1981 RANGER Coming Events | Armenian workshop offered Thurcdav A I * O A ArmPfl lflM Hicfni*\7 onH r»iilfuThursday, April 30 »*n xr . • vr i • • r Tr I • . . . . . _ P P^3he ?!f1 Ifspe^t0r Hound" at 8 P- m-in CA Studio "B". Admission is *1 for Parkside students and senior citizens and $1.50 for others. Tickets are available at the Umon Information Center. Friday, May 1 DANH1HRiS tUde . nr ^Ct,ivlties Awards Banquet at 5 p. m. in the Union Dining Room. ..J? $5. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Sir Caddyshack will be shown at 8 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is J,,°r ® Parkside student and $1.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. InsPector Hound" will be repeated at 8 p. m. in Studio "B". AN<r|E at 8 P- m.- in Union Square featuring "Arroyo". Admission at the door is $1.50 for a Parkside student and $2 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. Saturday, May 2 COMPUTER FAIR starts at 9 a. m. in the Union Building. Call ext. 2231 for more information. PLAY "The Real Inspector Hound" will be repeated at 8 p. m. CONCERT at 8 p. m. in the Physical Education Building with the combined Kenosha and Racine Symphonies and featuring Ralph Votapek, at the piano. Admission is $3 for students and senior citizens and $5 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Sunday, May 3 PROGRAM "Honors Day Awards" at 1 p. m. in the Union Cinema. The program is free and open to the public. ^'3!je Real Inspector Hound" will be repeated at 2 p. m. in Studio "B". CONCERT at 3:30 p. m. in the Communication Arts Theatre with Otto Luening a Wisconsin born composer. Admission at the door is $1.00 for students and senior citizens and $2.00 for others. MOVIE "Caddyshack" will be repeated at 7:30 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, May 4 h!? cEA?' 3°^.m'111 Main Place with the Parkside Wind Ensemble directed by Scott Mather. The program is free and open to everyone pubHcRE ^ °tt0 Luening flt 2 p. m. in CA D118. The lecture is free and open to the Tuesday, May 5 TSRTiSth th? Pa,*?ide Jazz Ensemble at 8 p. m. in the Communication Arts Tbeatre Admission is $1 for students, faculty, staff and senior citizens and $2 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Armenian history and culture will be the topic of a workshop sponsored by Parkside's Center for Multicultural Studies and I n t e r n a t i o n a l S t u d e n t s Organization from 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. on S aturday, May 2, at St. Hagop's Armenian Apostolic Church, Racine. Speakers will include Marjorie Housepian Dobkin, associate dean of stu dies at Barnard College and the author of two books, "A Houseful of Love" and "The Smyrna Affair," who will talk on the Armenian genocide, and Karlan Mooradian, a visiting professor of journalism and mass communication at the University of Oklahoma, whose research interests include the history of ancient mass communication, history of art and the USSR and the Near East. Other speakers will include Arpine Khatchadourian, a lecturer in linguistics at UW - Milwaukee, who will talk about Armenian - American literature, and Mitchell Kehetian, editor of the Macomb Daily, a Mount Clemens, (Mich.) newspaper. Panelists for a disussion on the Armenian community in Southeastern Wisconsin will be Racine Attorney Jack Harvey, Milwaukee Judge Victor Manian, Naomi Kalvonjian of Kenosha, and Sarkis Yoghourtjian and Steve Stapanian, two UW - Parkside students. The program also will include films on Armenian history, a folk dance demonstration and an ethnic luncheon. Advance registration is required for the program, which carries one UW - Parkside undergraduate credit, and for the luncheon. Registration and fee information is available from the UW - P Social Science Division at 553-2316. In conjunction with the workshop, a display of materials relating to the Armenian genocide is on display in the UW-P Library Managing group conflict workshop to be held tonight POSTAL INSTANT PRESS A workshop entitled "Managing Conflict Within The Organization" will be presented on Thursday, April 30, from 8-9 p.m. in Greenquist D-105. The workshop will be presented by Kristie Kadziauskas, Manager of Employee Relations at Gettys Mfg. in Racine. Within organizations, conflict of interest arises from time to time between departments or individuals. These conflicts can have either a creative or a destructive outcome, depending on how they are managed. Without the knowledge or awareness of how to turn a conflict situation into a creative one for generating new solutions to problems, the destructive outcome will generally prevail, one in which neither party's problem is resolved and a deterioration of the communicative relationship occurs. The workshop will focus on the communication skills and concepts necessary for a manager to handle these situations so that they can have a positive, creative outcome, which will improve the quality of the working relationships through more effective communication. The workshop is being sponsored by Source Communication Consultants, one of th e simulation groups from Professor Lee Thayer's Introduction to Organizational Communication class. Only BUCK to a Customer WILL GIVE THE BEARER ON DEMAND $1.00 TOWARD ANY RESUME PRINTING WHILE-YOU-WAIT Coates to represent UW-P ONE FAST BUCKi Christie Coates, a junior political science major, has been selected to represent Parkside at a special United Nations seminar this summer. Selection was made by a faculty committee on the basis of co mpetitive applications. Coates will attend a two - week intensive course on international organizations June 15 through 27 at the Institute for World Affairs at UW-Milwaukee and then go to New York for a four - week study Premiere Screening SEE WHAT I SAY SEE WHAT I S AY has been selected as a Finalist in the 1981 American Film Festival, New York Sat. May 9, 3 pm Union Cinema SEE WHAT I SAY WINE AND CHEESE RECEPTION FOLLOWING IMA. *•-..< .mm TICKETS AVAILABLE: $3 UW-P Students; Union Info Desk $6 Public; Kenosha Achievement Center Society's Assets of Racine Developmental Disabilities Info Services of Racine PROCEEDS WIL L BE US ED FOR CAPTIONING THE FILM Co-sponsored by Parkside Women's Concourse and Educational Outreach Interpreted for the Hearing Impaired program through July 25. In New York, Coates and other participants will meet with diplomatic representatives from various nations, attend special briefings by UN officials and take classes staffed by UN personnel on current international problems. Coates is the daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Glenn Coates, 2830 Michigan Ave., Racine. After completing work for her undergraduate degree, she plans to attend law school, specializing in international law. Scholarships to be awarded A number of scholarships and other awards for academic excellence will be presented at the Parkside Scholarship Day program at 1 p. m. on Sunday, May 3, in the Union Cinema Theater. Chancellor Alan E. Guskin will present the awards and Prof. Bonnie Smith, history, will give the awards address. The event is sponsored by the Campus Awards and Ceremonies Committee. More than 60 students will be cited for academic achievement. The program, which will precede a reception in the Union Bazaar, will include entertainment by a student flute ensemble and a saxophone quartet. The event is open to the public. CLASSIFIED ADS PERSONALS DOLL FACE, I hope you don' t catch whatever we have. The Aliens WHOEVER IS MESSING AROUND with Brenda had better watch out for us — 206,210 and a host of others. GATITA: Te quiero cual quier cantidad? Gatsbo II KREUSER, will your supporters be attending UW-P next fall? YOU SURE ARE SNOTTY, snotty, nast y, nasty, aren't you? Let' s hope your children don't grow up that way. FOR SALE SPORTS CAR: 1973 M.G.B. $2000. Evenings. Douglas 843-3504. MISCELLANEOUS LOST: Black pouch, please return. Call 859 2011 a sk for Pam PART TIME OPPORTUNITY in jewelry sales 6 9 hours weekly, 2 or 3 evenings per week. High earnings. Cal l 886-0621. EARN WHILE YOU LEARN. Assist retired col lege teacher wi th correspondence reading and organization of his library. Hours can be arranged to sui t your schedule. Cal l 694-2251 for appointment . BEWILDER YOUR OPPONENTS. Impress your friends . Learn exper t BACKGAMMON from top ranking Milwaukee professional . All levels taught. Call Jim at 551 7404 for reasonable rates . Softball team to nationals nv Do VTA Pfo RANGER Thursday, April 30,1981 by Dave Cramer The women's softball team will venture to Sam Houston University (Texas) after the semester is over to play in the NAIA National Championships The Rangers earned the right to play in the nationals by advancing through state and regional competition. This year's current 15-6 r ecord is a remarkable turnaround from last year's abysmal 7-12 mark. With her team loaded with freshmen and sophomores, fourth year coach Linda Henderson will be coaching in her first national meet. "I'm just as excited as the players are. It's my first taste of championship play at Parkside." Although the Rangers have worked their way to the national tournament, Henderson still sees room for improvement in the team's play. "We still make too many errors, both physical and mfetaS1' 1 gUeSS U'S youth perienwfj' m'Stakes trom inexluxn!^ luxury idoeff WOmna'tk 1i5n6g a ffmordisetda k^es bwausc only the top 16 t eams in tthhee CdZoutbyle Well1lIi mbien acotimoPne ticnhga min- 5fulp tournament. "I think we 11 be ready," Henderson said. We ve come a long way since thp beginning of the season. We've got some pretty good players and we're in pretty good shape con sidenng our injuries." hllA*»rt fr?m . the usual minor bumps and bruises sustained over a season catcher / pitcher Jessica Bamke has suffered the worst injury, a badly sprained ankle, in the team s recent loss in the Chicago Circle Tournament. She may miss the national tournament. i»»The„cbamPionship series begins May 21 and ends May 24. Sharp wins at Drake Parkside again proved itself to be the dominant school in collegiate race - walking last weekend as Ranger entries took three of the first six place finishes last Sunday at the Drake Relays, held in Des Moines, Iowa. Ray Sharp, freshman, won the 10,000 kilometer race - walking event by more than three minutes, with a time of 43:51.5, 20 seconds faster than Parkside's Chris Hansen's finish a year ago in the first Drake race - walking event. Parkside graduate Mike DeWitt placed third, followed by Ranger Mfke Rummelhart. Freshman Will Preischal placed sixth in the held of 15. Gateway student Jerrv Young placed fifth. Jim Heiring, former Parkside walker, was expected to challenge Sharp for the lead but was forced to drop out because of a sore knee. Parkside will hold the National race - walking championship this Sunday on inner loop road. Anyone interested in watching this funny looking event is welcome. WnMCki'c r«PTr, . . RANGER p hoto b y D an McCormack strategy in recent gameTEAM huddles 00 mour|d around Coach Linda Henderson to discuss Race dates announced Rangers take second In a triangular meet at Platteville on Saturday, the women's track team placed second behind Luther College of Iowa. However, the tracksters won seven out of t he 17 events and several school records were set. The meet was scored with six places counting so the final results were Luther 180, Parkside 139, and Platteville 118. Karen Krause tossed the Javelin 33.28 meters to break the old record of 32.90 and to take first in the event. Three relays ran to first place and two set team records: the 440 Relay of Cindy Spaciel, JoAnne Carey, Dona Driscoll, and Rose Martin recorded a :50.9 and the Mile Relay of Martin, Kellie Benzow, Wendy Burman and Carey dropped nine seconds to a 4:22.4 clocking. This was the first time the Rangers had run the 4 x 440 since the Indoor Conference Championships. The 880 Medley Relay of Carey, Pam Carey, Martin and Driscoll was also victorious. Individually, Burman won the 800 and Mile, Benzow won the 2 Mile while seconds were recorded by Driscoll in the 400, Sp aciel in the 100 and 220, and Denise Schreiber in the Discus. Driscoll also ran to a personal best in the 220 as did JoAnne Carey in her leg of th e Mile Relay. This weekend ends the regular track season with the WWIAC Outdoor Championships at UWEau Claire. According to Coach Barb Lawson, "Again UWLaCrosse has the depth and relays to win the overall title, but second place will be interesting competition. Between Parkside, Milwaukee, and Eau Claire, we all have some athletes who will place high, but our relays are pretty close all the way around. Marquette has one or two individuals but not enough depth to contend for second. Right now we're not where we should be mentally, but if we come around, we can be right up there fighting for the second place trophy." Competition starts at 12:30 on Friday with the 10,000 meter finals, most of the qualifying rounds on the track, the Discus and Long Jump finals and the 880 Medley Relay finals. On Saturday the finals start at 11:00 a.m. with the Javelin and continue until 2:30. Patronize Ranger Advertisers UW - P arkside will sponsor the first of a series of spring and simimer road races this Sunday with a 10,000 meter run at 1:30 p. m. and a two mile race at 2:30. Similar races are slated for Sunday, May 10; Saturday, June 20; Saturday, Aug. 15; Sunday, Sept. 20; and Sunday, Oct. 18. Advance registration, prior to race day, is $5. The entry fee is $6 on race day, beginning at 12 noon Sunday on the first floor of the UW - P Physical Education Building. Age groups for both men and women in the 10,000 meter run / include 15 and under, 16 -18,19-24 25 - 29, 30 - 34, 35 - 39, 30 - 44, 45 - 49 and 50 an d over. In the two mile run, age groups are for those 8 and under, 9-11,12-14,15-18,19-24, 25 - 29, 30 - 39, 40 - 49 a nd 50 and over. There's also a special joggers' (over 16 minutes) category in the two mile and a weight category, instead of age, for men. Medals will be presented to the top 15 runners and to the first three in each age group, with one medal per runner, in the 10,000. Medals will go to the top three finishers in each age group in the two mile and to the top three joggers over 16 minutes. For more information on this race or future runs, telephone 414 - 553-2245. I Like to Jog! Downtown/Kenosha Elm wood Plaza/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear / But I A lso STOP IN AND Enjoy Other PICK UP SOME Things In Life NEW TOYS. Special Of The Week ADULT MUGS ^UuUGift 2410 52nd St. Kenosha ^SGOOC 03CCOS iCOOCCCCCCCCC'2«CCCCCCCGOOCOCOOOOGCOOCq 1 to \> \ vim mwwwt' • \ -&REDKEN* ^,3# hajr styles for men and women ) i u» n/i »mmi< Mmmit THE I END is Coming May 16 & May 17 Thursday , Ap r i l 30, 1981 RANGER By joining the Army for certain specialties, you can now get part of your college debt forgiven. Here's how it works. If you ve attended college on a National Direct Student loan or a Guaranteed Student Loan made after October 1, i 1? qualify> t^ie government can absolve you from 1/3 of your debt (or $ 1,500, whichever is greater) for each year you serve. inooP^Vi°Usly' a t^ree;Year enlistment would eliminate 100% of your debt. But if you want a shorter tour of duty, you can still receive 2/3 loan forgiveness with our two-year enlistment. (Only the Army can make this offer.) Or you might consider serving in the Army Reserve. If you qualify* as a Reservist you can stay home, get paid for your active duty, and receive 15% loan forgiveness (or $500, whichever is greater) for each year of service. iitMi And if you ever want to go back to school, your Army enlistment will qualify you for thousands of dollars for educational assistance. On top of that, you might even qualify for a generous Army educational incentive. (And you'll still receive loan forgiveness.) So if your dream is to go to grad school, today's Army can help you get out of debt and into grad school in just a few years. Of course, with your education, you can probably qualify to start at a higher rank and pay grade. (And, later, ere may ke opportunities for promotion.) Remember, only the Army can offer you such comprehensive benefits for such a brief enlistment. To find out how you can serve your country as you serve yourself in just two years, call 800-421-4422. In California, 800-252-0011. Alaska and Hawaii 800-423-2244. Ask for the name of the Army's college representative nearest you. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 9, issue 28, April 30, 1981 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin - Parkside PSGA Officers inaugurated hv Dnn fialKraltli by Dan Galbraith tkmr tKintr 1.11 i • Jim Kreuser and Kathy Bambrough were sworn in as PSGA President and Vice President, respectively, during the March 30 Senate meeting. "We want to let people know about the Senate and who the Senators are," said Bambrough. "We want to get use to the office, and get as much done as possible," said Kreuser. Jim would like to start informing the students about the Senate. "Students on this campus are ignorant of what student government is," said Kreuser. "That's why it is so hard to relay information to them. For the most part, student government is primarily merger law. Merger puts us on an equal level with the administration. It gives the Senate the power to check the wrong - doings of the administration." "You cannot take care of a situation if you don't know that one exists," continued Kreuser. "They (the students) are naive if they think that we are 'all knowing immortal mind readers.' If they have a problem, they should come talk to me." According to Kreuser, students interested in being on a university committee should apply for the position in the PSGA office, WLLC D137 as soon as possible. There are student seats for the following committees: Academic Action, two seats; Academic Planning and Program Review, two seats ; Academic Policies, two seats; Parking Appeals, two seats; Athletic Board, two seats; Awards and Ceremonies, two seats; Book Store, two seats; Campus planning, one seat; Computer advisory, one seat; Course and Curriculum, two seats; Lectures and Fine Arts, four seats; Library Learning Center, four seats; and Student Disciplinary, eight seats. Kreuser said he will be looking for what will be the best loan funds plan for the students. He would like to appoint one person from the Senate to attend Unified Council meetings all the time. PSGA PRESIDENT JIMKREUSER Bambrough will be checking into the possibility of having the library open 24 hours during finals' week. Kathy and Jim's motto is "If you have a problem come talk to us." ELF presents dangers to environment, humans by Susan Michetti "ELF, Trigger for Trident" and the environmental hazards posed by this massive underground communications system were discussed on March 26, by John Stauber, President of "Stop Project Elf." As citizens opposed the construction of this underground gridwork to be laid every six miles across the northern 40% of Wisconsin, "Project Elf" underwent name changes from "Project Sanguine" and "Project Seafarer." In 1973, Secretary of Defense Melvin Laird from Marshfield told the Navy that they would have to go elsewhere. Michigan, New Mexico, and Texas gave the project the same unwelcome response. In 1978, concerned citizens from Northern Wisconsin and Upper Michigan founded "Stop Project Elf." Stauber said that the Navy claims that the Canadian Shield, an extensive granite bedrock in the Great Lakes region, would allow simultaneous operation with the existing ELF Test Facility at Clam Lake, Wisconn. "At Clam Lake, there are 20 miles of antenna: Two 14 mile antenna legs — one that is north - south one that is east - west. Each of these antenna has its own transmitter located in the center of this grid," Stauber said. Stauber said that about 16,000 volts of electricity are sent down one end of t he antenna leg, which is grounded into the bedrock by long steel rods. The electricity continues down into a conductive layer, creating an antenna loop which radiates upward out the other leg and up into the ionosphere, according to Stauber. He said that the signal goes in all directions from the site. "Almost all the tests that the Navy has produced over the last ten years, to try to justify this as being non - hazardous, have used the wrong signal," Stauber said. "They've usually done tests with the 45, 60 o r 76 h ertz signal." "The signal that. ELF would actually send is a constantly modulated signal that changes 16 times a second from a 76 hertz signal up to an 80 hertz signal, and down to a 72 hertz signal," Stauber said. "That 16 times a second modulation is very important." Stauber said that the electromagnetic system in the human brain operates at about 16 times a second when awake, but only at eight times a second when asleep. He said that brain functioning tests consistently show that ex- INSIDE... * Presidential Curse almost strikes again * Uranium mining planned * Limerick winners announced posure to ELF electromagnetic radiation causes biological stress. He explained that apparently this is caused by the incoming signal pulsed at brain - wave frequency, driving the brain by superimposing its signal over the natural one. This electromagnetic radiation won't let the brain relax. Tests by Dr. Ross Adey, UCLA, have shown that animals exposed to ELF radiation have underwent a biochemical brain change (increased calcium and neuron firing inhibitors) in trying to slow down the brain, Stauber said. He said that Navy tests, given to Clam Lake employees, showed decreased math ability (brain's left hemisphere) and increased abstract ability (brain's right hempisphere). The Government Accounting Office has cited about 1000 microwave and ELF research papers in a literature review, listing reports about central nervous system disorders, genetic change, reductions in the brain's electrical activity, loss of memory, and malfunctions of the fetuses of exposed animals. "The biggest question about ELF is that most of the se tests are done with varying frequencies for a very short time and nobody knows what the long term exposure effects to ELF radiation would be," Stauber said. "Stop Project ELF" is calling for an in - depth study of the residents near Clam Lake to determine if there has been any noticeable increase in symptoms which might be associated with exposure to ELF electromagnetic radiation, such as heart attacks, strokes, epileptic seizures, black - outs, cancer, stress and alcoholism, Stauber said. "Another thing that we are calling for is the possible in- Continued On Page Eight Union addition planned by Dan Galbraith An outside addition to the Student Union was allocated $16,700 of SUFAC funds at the March 30 Senate meeting. According to Jim Kreuser, PSGA president, if the money was not used this year, it might have been lost. The addition will be added on to the existing 50' x 100' asphalt pad that is east of t he Student Union. The addition will include a basketball court, a volleyball court, horsehoe pits and picnic tables. The area will be surrounded by a 6' - 8" fir fence, so students can take beer into the enclosed area. The plan for the addition was originally brought up because of last year's "The End" became very large. This year they didn't want to limit the attendance, according to Kreuser. Kreuser said that Physical Plant has ordered supplies and they are taking bids for the asphalting and that the addition should be done for this year's "The End." Reagan attacks overregulation by Susan J. Aluise "Overregulation causes small and independent businessmen and women, as well as large businesses, to defer or terminate plans for expansion and, since they are responsible for most of our new jobs, these new jobs aren't created." In his February 18 address to Congress, President Reagan put a great deal of the blame for unemployment on "inefficient and burdensome regulations" and vowed to "eliminate those we can and reform those we must keep." The third part of President Reagan's "Program for Economic Recovery" involves the program for regulatory reform, a plan which is expected to reach into almost every phase of American life. The White House feels this program will save taxpayers money because every federal regulation costs the taxpayer in two ways. First, there are the direct costs associated with maintaining the agencies which issue, administer and enforce the regulations. Secondly, there are the indirect costs of regulations causing higher prices for goods and services and government involvement in the lives of private citizens. Last week, the White House announced specific targets in its battle to slash federal regulations. Twenty - seven existing regulations will come under review by the President's Task Force on Regulatory Reform almost immediately. Almost 172 regulations, which are currently under a 60-day freeze implemented by the President, are also expected to come under review in the near future. Twelve of the most significant of the regulations currently under review are as follows: Oil Price Regulations: Complete decontrol of oil prices and elimination of other government regulations pertaining to oil companies is expected to save $50 million in administrative costs by 1982. Wage Price Council: Elimination of the Council on Wage and Price Stability will save $1.5 million in administrative expenses by 1981. Health Care: Elimination of government controls on the delivery and quality of health care are expected to save $140 million in 1982. Minimum Wages: Elimination of a ll minimum wage and benefit standards for companies holding government contracts. Noise levels in Plants and Factories: Repeal of new OSHA (Occupational Safety and Health Administration) regulations requiring "hearing conservation measures" for all factories with excessive noise levels. Education: Repeal of regulations requiring school systems to integrate handicapped children into regular classes whenever possible. Mass Transit: Repeal of regulations requiring transit systems to make provisions for handicapped persons. Strip mining: Repeal of regulations requiring mining companies to return explored land to its original condition once the mining has been completed. Hazardous Waste Disposal: Elimination of regulations defining the disposal of h azardous wastes. Clean Water: Repeal of regulatory guidelines dealing with non-toxic substances in waste treatment facilities. Food: Repeal of food labeling and minimum processing guidelines. Energy: Repeal of regulations allowing homeowners to receive low cost energy audits by utility companies. The Reagan administration's point in reviewing these and many other regulations is quite clear and perhaps best put by Vice President Bush. "There can be no hope for the jobless," said Bush, "if inflation at double digit rates persists, if productivity continues to fall, and if business and industry do not have the capital to invest in job - producing enterprises. We must balance the importance of workplace safety and environmental concerns against the importance of a healthy economy." With this, the least trumpeted phase of the Reagan plan, the White House expects a savings of $500 million by 1982, but without question, these regulatory revisions will draw as many challenges as the tax and budget cuts which have generated greater publicity. Does national mandate support Reagan policy? A .A, By Susan Michetti Although the Reagan ad- —atlon claims a national mandate supports their economic policy, the electoral landslide can be interpreted in other ways. The post - election Gallup Poll analysis, reported in the December 7th Milwaukee Journal, found that the vote for Reagan was more a vote against tarter than for Reagan, in fact nearly 70% more. The Gallup Poll findings showed that only 17% of those voting for Reagan did so because they liked his economic policies, while another 14% of those voting for Reagan expressed like for his general policies. Victory because of wholehearted support is not indicated by these figures. Considering that only 52.3% of all eligible citizens voted in the 1980 election, the claim for a national mandate becomes even weaker as those nonvoters who didn't like the candidates peaked at 17%. Over one - third of t he 1980 voters were undecided only one week before the general election. This does not sound like a convinced electorate which has solidly chosen to back the entire Reagan platform. Although the policy mandate view states democracy results from the choice between specific sets of policy alternatives presented by the political parties, voters still need consistent sets of issue positions for the mandate to be clear and identifiable. When citizens vote on the basis of the personality of the candidate, the party image, or a selected issue, the mandate becomes obscure. Many individual voters were divided in issue sets, preferring the various candidates depending on the issue. So, although individual voters may prefer some issue positions of a candidate, they are likely to disagree on others. Voters, reporting attitudinal inconsistency from one issue to another, do not stand strongly behind the entire platform. Meanwhile, the Reagan administration's claim to a national mandate seems to be over - exaggerating its base of support for tax breaks to corporations by allowing more rapid write off of the costs of investments under the 'Accelerated Cost Recovery System' (regardless of their financial profit situation), serving as an income transfer from the taxes of the middle class workers and the poor. It does not make sense to further damage the living standards of millions by cutting student loans, black lung benefits, public transportation systems, and unemployment insurance — all at a time when individuals filing bankruptcies have reached an all - time high, when the growth of concentrated capital continues to give the power base to fewer and fewer people (less than .5% of the population), and when over 50% of American citizens are beng forced to turn in increasing numbers to the low paying jobs in the sevice sector. It seems that American citizens, due to apathy, indifference, and cynicism are forfeiting their equality through their own failure to exercise liberty. Alexis de Tocqueville warned Americans back in the 18th century that democratic despotism could easily enter the U. S. system should citizens fail to take an active political role on the grass roots level and fail to exercise their liberty through active input or ideas. It seems that thoughout the last 30 years more and more people have left government to the "experts" as individuals have become more "atomized" and engrossed in individual concerns, leaving the "paternal government" to dictate more and more policies. It is time that we all own up to our nation's problems. We are responsible for our futures. We must all, individually, begin to put input into this system if we want "the land of the free" to remain. We must exercise our liberty in order to maintain it. Presidential Curse almost strikes again by Wendy Westphal Every twenty years since 1840 the Presidents of the United States navebeen at fected ' Dy watt Is known as the Presidential Curse. This shadow of death does not only hover over the Presidents but also every figure connected with their election. Death, scandal, tragedy or ruin is suffered by those near the President. Could this be mere coincidence? Astrologers have claimed that the President elected every 20 y ears will always die in office. This is a strong statement but its explanation is simple. At this time the planets in our solar system are closest to each other which touches off psychic violence. Believe it or not. The first victim was President William Henry Harrison who was elected in 1840. He caught pneumonia while delivering an inaugural addfess without an overcoat. He died a month later. In 1860 Abraham Lincoln was elected. He was murdered in April of 1865 by John Wilkes Booth. The curse hovered over all who were involved in the election. One of the men he defeated, Stephen Douglas died of natural causes in 1863. Also his second vice - president, Andrew Johnson was the first President to have impeachment proceedings initiated against him. The election of 1880 was won by James Garfield. He was shot in July of 1881 by Charles Guitiau and died September 19th. William McKinley was elected President in 1896 and re-elected in 1900. He was shot and killed Sept. 6, 1901 by Leon Czolgosz. His first vice - president Garret Hobart died before him in 1899. The curse hovered over the McKinley election a little longer. Theodore is now accepting applications for Editor and Business Manager for the 1981-82 academic year. Applicants must be registered UWParkside students planning to take at least 6 credits each semester. Deadline for applications: April 24, 1981 Send application vvllcdito UW-Parkside Kenosha, WI 53141 & resume to: Roosevelt served out McKinley's term and later campaigning in 1912 was shot at but the bullet was deflected by a book in his pocket. He later died of natural causes in 1918. In the curse year of 1920, Warren Harding was elected President and died of a heart attack on Sunday 2, 1923. The Teapot Dome scandal ruined his To the Editor Vets Club gives thanks To the Editor: Parkside's Vet Club would like to thank the following bakeries for their contributions to our extremely successful bake sale held March 26: Lake Forest Bakery, Racine; O and H Bakery, Racine; Frank's Bakery, Kenosha; Mr. Donut, Racine. We would also like to thank the students without whom our bake sale would not have been possible. U.W.P. Vets Club Got a gripe? Write a letter to Ranger today! administration. Franklin D. Roosevelt was elected in 1932 and re - elected in 1936, 1940 and 1944. He died in office in 1945. In the curse year of 1940 he defeated Wendell Wilkie who died in 1944. If Wilkie would have won the 1940 election, he would have died in office. After Roosevelt's death, Harry Truman finished the term and was elected in 1948. In 1950 the hovering curse was still around. An unsuccessful assassination attempt was made on Truman's life. During the election of 1960, th e Presidential curse was most evident. More people were murdered and careers ruined than ever before. The President during this time unfortunately was John F. Kennedy. He was murdered by Lee Harvey Oswald and/or others on Nov. 22, 1963. The Curse did not stop after the President. His brother and 1960 campaign manager (later Attorney General) Bobby was killed when he ran for President in 1968. His other brother, Ted escaped death in an airplane accident in 1964 and nearly drowned in an auto accident on Chappaquiddick Island in 1969. So you don't think the Curse was just in the family, Kennedy's successor, Lyndon Johnson was so harassed by the public about his Vietnam War policies that he stepped out of office in 1968. In the election of 1960, Richard Nixon was defeated by Kennedy but later was elected to his own term. Following the Watergate scandal, he became the only president to resign from office. Nixon's first vice - president, Spiro Agnew resigned in disgrace and his second VP, Gerald Ford, was the target of two unsuccessful assassination attempts during the time he served as President. In 1980 Ronald Reagan was elected President. Modern society scoffed at superstition. On March 30, 1981 t he President was shot by John W. Hinckley Jr. The President was wounded and underwent surgery. Unfortunately his press secretary, James Brady is fighting for his life after a bullet wound through the head. Others injured were a Secret Service man and a Washington D.C. police officer. In the past the Presidential Curse has accounted for the death of seven Presidents, four by assassination and three by natural causes. President Reagan was lucky this time. Will the shadow of death and destruction catch up with him and change the number to eight? Only time will tell if the twenty year Curse will stand unbroken. ganger Ken Meyer cnitnr sieMkh ewd;;::;;;;; Business ^anag^ Wendy Westphal "**'/ p' JJ!f J {J! Doug Edenhauser Snorts Editor Brian Passino Ginger Helgeson !!J.Copy IdlJor Carol K!eesCDan>Mer-Farre'1' Dan MGieilbvreari',hB<ru cMei kper eHs,o°lm"dKoihml, " u w p a r k s i ae ' n a , h w , r e " " " All correspondence 2*2 'Sr,I!1pr,nt ot any Portion of RANGER. Parkside, Kenosha, Wl 53141 addressed Parkside Ranger, WLLC D139, UW paper with'one^in^h marain-f^n^f?. if ,ypewri,,en, doublespaced on standard size eluded for verification ' le,,ers must be signed and a telephone number in reserves all editorial privilege J * •°r Publica,i°" on Thursday. The RANGER ^defamatory content. refusing to print letters which contain false or — — • 1• — RANGER Thursday• , A rp•ri•l• -2 » ,1• 9* 8w1' ne!!! bi" uranpieurmm imts ining in Wisconsin UraniumS usan Mich7et:t i .... according to Libum . , . . . sin" anH1"?1 ^"8 ^ Wisconn fr I ^ Potential damage to I Was discussed by Robert Black at F^arkside 0" March 26 Uranium exploration is con bnuing at a record pLce Tn ^aJlat^ Kack KiasTlouS uakota, the Upper Penninsula of Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New Litzau°'3nd Arizona' according to Litzau said that the biggest nuclear accident in the U.S ocnurraann ium nunes tail1i9n79g>s daatm ainn GaUop, New Mexico, owned by The United Nuclear Company and Kerr McGee. When the dam broke, about 100 million gallons of radioactive water rushed down the stream, destroying about 100 miles of Navajo range land as well as Lake Mead, which supplies L.A. with water, according to Litzau. Wisconsin is currently being explored by about 30 c ompanies including Exxon, Kerr McGee! Mmatome, and Western Nuclear. Litzau. "Last week Exxon filed a permit to drill for uranium ten miles south of downtown Duluth, Minnesota. In the last three years there have been 58 holes drilled on the Minnesota side of the St. Croix River," said Litzau. "There are 400,000 acres leased in the Upper Penninsula for exploration." "Kerr McGee (tilled about 10 holes in northeast Wisconsin, and then quit because they said that there wasn't enough uranium," Litzau said. "Exxon has planned to mine Mole Lake near Crandon, near the headwaters of the Wolf River. They say that it is a copper - zinc mine," Litzau said. "There is a bill in the Wisconsin Senate called Senate Bill 23. It's up for discussion. It would put a seven year ban on uranium mining," Litzau said. "There used to be a provision in this bill that said that if there was more than ten parts per million of uranium in any ore body, then it would be officially classified as a uranium ore body, even if it were zinc or copper, but before this bill went into the House, the 'ten parts per million' was cut out." "The DNR has had a lot of hearings about ground water protection, and the mining companies are sitting up in Northern Wisconsin waiting to dig," Litzau said. "They have been writing rules for two years to deal with solid waste, air pollution, and other mining matters, and they have come up against a sticking point for ground water, which the DNR wants to regulate heavily." "The Exxon mine is an iron sulfide mine with copper. They will take the copper out, leaving sulfur," Litzau said. "When water (the river) mixes with sulfur, sulfuric acid is created, which kills fish and living things. And this mine sits at the top of the Wolf River, and if the tailings pond breaks, like it did in New Mexico, there will be sulfuric acid in the Wolf River — no more walleyes, no more bass." "On top of that, when they were writing the rules that will pertain to sulfur waste, they said that uranium couldn't be covered under the rules for sulfur waste, and that there would have to be a new law for uranium," Litzau said. "Well, that 'ten parts' was struck, and it was made '25.' Who was it struck by? Exxon's consultants. That leaves us to believe that there is some uranium in that ore body," Litzau stated. "What this means is that they'd like to take the uranium out of that mine as a by - product," Litzau said. "If they get a permit for mining copper and zinc from the DNR, they can open the mine. Then they decide to take the uranium out, and they go to the NRC and get a license for by - product extraction. When this happens, it is no longer in the hands of the State of Wisco nsin at all." Expressing concern, Litzau said, "If the tailing dam leaks, then you will have copper, zinc, and uranium in the watershed where the ground water and surface water are interconnected." Governor Dreyfus is encouraging mining in Northern Wisconsin to ease the current recession. Yet, few local jobs will be created at a mine site, while the local community will be left to bear the costs of toxic mining wastes. Work available for vets U.C. approves proportional plan Ron Kenzer from the National Alliance of Business (NAB) in Racine has informed the Parkside veterans' service office that he has access to employers in southeastern Wisconsin through NAB's regular newsletter and placement program. Veterans who desire employment should send Kenzer a mini-resume, specifying their desired position, whether they want part- or full-time employment, and their qualifications for the desired job. The mini-resumes should be mailed or dropped off at NAB, 1646 Washington Avenue, Racine 53404. Further information on veterans employment opportunities can be obtained by contacting Kenzer at the NAB office or calling 632-6114. by Dan Galbraith United Council (U.C.), the state - wide lobbying organization for most students at the public university level in Wisconsin, met on March 14 and approved a limited proportional plan for representation in U.C. The plan took effect immediately. Paid member schools in U.C. with enrollment of 0 - 15,000 will receive four votes during the executive board meetings, 15,000 - 20,000 will receive five votes, 20,000 - 35,000 will receive six votes, and 35,000 and above will receive seven votes. The number of votes for the plan is based on the previous semester's enrollment figures (Auditing students and students requesting refunds are not included). The clauses that are included in the plan are: that all motions must be brought through U.C.'s six committees with all schools having one vote on each committee. Currently, based on the fall 1980 headcount, the four vote member schools are: Eau Claire (11,054), Green Bay (4,164), La Crosse (9,016), Oshkosh (10,200) Parkside (5,368), Platteville (4,955), River Falls (5,339), Stevens Point (9,183), Stout (7,411), Superior (2,323) and Whitewater (10,006). Milwaukee (25,933) has five votes and Madison (41,242) h as seven votes. J —V, _ A&& Downtown/Kenosha Elm wood Plaza/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear Hilton to discuss teaching r A demonstration of "T he Art of Bad Teaching" will be presented by Peter John Hilton, Beaumont Professor of Mathematics at Case Western Reserve University, on Friday, April 3, at 2:30 p. m. in Mdinaro Hall, Room 107. The program is free and open to the public. Hilton brings a theatrical flair to his illustrations of how not to teach, according to UW - P Professor Kenneth Weston, who is arranging Hilton's visit. Hilton holds PhD degrees from Oxford and Cambridge Universities. His talk, which will be preceded by an informal coffee at 2 p. m. in Mdinaro Hall, Room 111, is sponsored by the UW - P Center for Teaching Excellence and the Mathematics Discipline. Sexual Assault Survey Sexual assault is any forced, unwanted sexual contact and it is one of the most underreported crimes in this country. The FBI estimates that as many as 9 out of 10 assaults do not come to the attention of officials. Kenoshans Against Sexual Assault, Inc., (KASA) is interested in the incidence of sexual assault—rape, attempted rape, incest, child molestation, homosexual assault — among the Parkside community. Please complete the questionnaire below and either mail it to KASA, c/o St. Catherine's Hospital, 3556 Seventh Avenue, Kenosha, Wisconsin, 53140, or bring it to KASA's table on "Well Day", April 8,1981. SEX_ AGE RACE 1. Were you ever sexually assaulted?. 2. When? Where? 3. Was assailant known to you?. 4. Sex of assailant Age Race 5. Describe type of force/coercion used 6. Was there a weapon? Were you hurt? 7. Were alcohol or drugs involved? 8. Did you tell: family. .Relationship, if any. friend police. Result of case other 9. Did you go to court? 10. How did attack affect you at the time? 11. How does attack affect you now? 12. Do you know anyone who has been sexually assaulted?. University of Wisconsin - Parkside Kenosha, Wisconsin 53141 April 2, 1981 MEMORANDUM TO: FROM: SUBJECT: ALL UW-PARKSIDE EMPLOYEES AND STUDENTS ACADEMIC STAFF DISTINGUISHED SERVICE AWARD COMMITTEE Linda Henderson, Chairperson; CarlaStoffle; Gene Norwood; Carol Cashen; Jeff Gajewski; Don Kopriva; Jim Kreuser NOMINATIONS FOR ACADEMIC STAFF DISTINGUISHED SERVICE AWARD Chancellor Alan G us kin has announced that a distinguished service award of $500 will again be awarded this year to an academic staff member for "Exemplary University Service." The above named selection committee has been established by the Academic Staff Committee and the Chancellor to establish criteria, invite nominations and recom mend a recipient to the Chancellor. Should a member of the selection committee become a candidate for the award, he/she will resign from the committee. ELIGIBILITY Non-teaching members of the academic staff who hold appointments of 50% time or more may be nominated. Those with joint instructional/non-instructional responsibilities (specialists/adjuncts) will be eligible for their non-teaching activities. A list of those eligible is printed on the reverse of the nomination forms. Questions about eligibility may be directed to the Chairperson. Any member of the UW-Parkside community may nominate. CRITERIA Criteria will be especially distinguished service which demonstrably benefits the University of Wisconsin - Parkside or the campus community, and which exceeds the required performance of his/her normal duties or job responsibility at the University, i.e., "above and beyond the call of duty." Further, it is expected that such distinguished service would be related to his/her professional training; could have been one significant activity or service or a pattern of exemplary service over the years at UW-Parkside: and could have been performed or accomplished on and/or off campus. PROCEDURE FOR NOMINATING 1. Nominations should be submitted on forms available at Information kiosks in the Union and Main Place All of the information requested on the form must be supplied. 2. Supporting documents, tangible evidence, etc., would be appropriate. 3. Deadline for nominations is Thursday, April 30, 1981. 4. Persons who are nominated will be notified and given an opportunity to supply additional relevant information. 5. The recipient will be announced at the fall convocation. Questions may be directed to the Chairperson, Linda Henderson, Extension 2309. Thursday, April 2,1981 A call for community support Ccuntering the major health risk factor of high blood pressure involves many approaches. One of lu uf is,to urge People to get then- blood pressure measured. According to Michele Gipp, high blood pressure control coordinator in Racine County, local residents will soon have this free service available to them. Racine County is participating m a one - year program administered by the American Heart Association of Wisconsin and funded by the Wisconsin Dept. of Health and Social Services, Division of Health. In 1980, the Heart Association administered similar state grant projects in three other Wisconsin counties. This year twelve counties are participating. Established community health resources, like the Racine City Health Depts. and others will combine their talents in this effort. "We hope that members of community organizations will volunteer to perform the free blood pressure measurements — or screenings — on a regular basis. The only way a person can tell for sure that he or she has high blood pressure is to have their pressure measured," Gipp said. "Another important task for us is to reinforce this message: if high blood pressure is left untreated, it can lead to heart or stroke. There are ways that the condition may be managed, and we want people to know about this." In addition to free public screening, follow-up for persons identified as having an elevated blood pressure measurement will be provided. Data will also be compiled on numbers of persons screened and in what ways they have received medical treatment. The Division of Health estimates 18,521 Racine County Residents are affected by elevated blood pressure. Individuals or groups wishing to assist the high blood pressure program who are Residents of Racine County may contact Racine Health Dept. at 636-9201. Kenosha County Residents interested in the program may contact: Gladys Nelson, Kenosha County BP coordinator at 657-6993 and Marialyce Kornkven, Kenosha City BP coordinator at 656-6170. Latin Americans meet John V. Lombardi, dean of international programs and professor of history at the University of Indiana at Bloomington, will present the featured address at the North Central Council of Latin Americanists' regional meeting, being held at Parkside Friday and Saturday, April 3 and 4. Lombardi will talk on "The Future of International Programs" at 8 p.m. Friday. His lecture, and all other council programs, are free and open to the public and will be held in Union, 104. Other Friday programs are "The Theater of L uis Valdez" by Linda Haughton of UWMilwaukee at 9:15 a.m.; "Samuel Feijoo: Poet and Revolutionary" by Raquel Kersten of UW-Green Bay at 11 a.m.; "A Fat God or Just a Dwarf' (a talk on Mexican folk art) by Lawrence Mills of Central College, Pella, IA, at 1:45 p.m.; and "Suppression of the 1815 Cordoba Revolt in Colombia" by JoAnn Rayfield of Illinois State University at 3:15 p.m. The Saturday program will feature a panel from 9 to 11 a.m. on "Politics in Latin American Literature." Participants will be Terry Palls of the University of Southern Florida; Bobby J. Chamberlain of Michigan State University; and Carlos Boker of Parkside. Arrangements chairman for the event is Gerald Greenfield of Parkside. Student art award The Student Art Show will be judged by Russell Bowman, Chief Curator of the Milwaukee Art Museum. He was previously Director of Education, Museum of Contemporary Art, Chicago, and Lecturer in Art History here at Parkside. Bowman will give a short talk and hand out awards during the Opening Reception, held from 7:00 - 9:00 p.m. April 8 in the Communication Arts Gallery. Academic Advising for Fall Semester Continuing matriculant students (students who are seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) should consult their academic adviser prior to registration for Fall Semester. A Certification of Advising form, signed by the adviser, is required for registration. Fall Semester Course Schedules will be available on April 3. April 6-1 7 has been designated as an academic advising period, and advisers will make every effort to meet with you then. Advising will not be available in the registration area. CONTACT YOUR ADVISER FOR AN APPOINTMENT If you have any questions, contact the Office of the Dean of Faculty 348 Wyllie Library-Learning Center, 553-2144 NOTE: Non-matriculant students (students not seeking a degree at UW-Parkside) are exempt from this requirement. From the Parking Lot Finally: the limerick results Willi: by G. Helgeson Ranger's Second Annual St. Patrick's Day Parking Lot Limerick (or is it Ranger's Second Annual Parking Lot Limerick? or is it Ranger's Annual Second Limerick Parking Lot? or Ranger's St. Patrick's Day Second Annual Limerick?) . . . Well, anyway, the game's up and some people won some silly prizes and the contest winners are as follows (I mean, these are the winners or The following people have won or The winners are . . . Anyway, here they are: No, wait. First you have to read a little bit about the contest. This year, we got 57 entries, and chose six winners. So it seems that your chances are a little bit better of winning a Ranger contest than they are of w inning the Reader's Disgest Sweepstakes, where the chances of winn ing are something like 25,000,000 to .05. Just remember that for next year. Most of ou r entries this year, in retrospect, were quite nicely done. Almost everyone, unlike last year, followed the rules. That's important to me. I spent a lot of time on those rules. Last year I had to make them all up out of my head and this year I had to tighten them up to show some of you sneakier students (and I know some of you aren't even what you say your are) that there is no way you can get away with anything around here. Next year, there will be a separate insert in Ranger just for rules for this contest. Or maybe I will take a 2 - page ad to make sure everyone knows the rules and no one can get away with any thing here at Parkside, the proud University of the pompous. Or maybe I won't, either. The staff just drinks and does drugs on the ad money, you know. I don't see why I should contribute to their delinquencies. I don't see why the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) is going to be running guns to El Salvador next year to balance out the ones Reagan has been sending to the bad guys, either. And lastly, I don't see why Students Organizing Crime (SOC) don't just stop all the petty arguing about financing their coed prostitution ring and just fund it through club accounts. I mean, everybody wants an all - campus event and nobody likes Winter Carnival anyway. The first things we notices about this year's limericks when it came to judge them was the fact that they were, for the most part, overwhelmingly and embarrassingly cute. No more of that. Next year, no more cute. And n ow for the winners: (For now and the winners?) . . . Oh, hell, here goes: Tom Wishau has won this year's first prize for his "Sweet Bouquet Floral." Do you see what I mean by " cute?" Anyway, Wishau can pick up his $15 at the Ranger office whenever he's done with his adorability classes. Second prize, $10, has been awarded to Joseph Dahlby for his "Urologist Surgeon Named Otum." Dahlby can also pick up his prize in the Ranger office, unless he hasn't recovered from surgery yet. In which case, Wishau has promised to send him a nice floral arrangement to cheer up his ward. The following people have been named third prize winners: Bob Kaplan, for his "Splinters Because of the Bark;" Rachel Owen for her "Fella Named Nick;" and Charles Perce for his "Belly to Belly." Their pitchers of beer are getting lonely for them, so they better stop down in the Ranger office, too. However, one person who will not be allowed in the Ranger office is Lee Wishau, Tom Wishau's brother (or at least a cousin or an uncle, maybe? or a son?). . . This year's "Most Gross" limerick writer will be apprehended by Campus Security and turned over to the proper authorities if he dares to even show his face in the Coffee Shop area, if he has the guts to come around begging for his beer, our attack dogs will probably be accidentally unleashed. He's pretty sick. I only hope Tom can afford to pay his psychiatric bills. But to the rest of t he winners — Congratulations! Nursing students united February marked the beginning of the Student Nurse Organization (S.N.O.) for the over 200 women and men enrolled in the UW - Milwaukee/UW - Parkside Consortial School of Nursing Program, which is a baccalaureate program designed for high school graduates, college students and graduates of diploma and associate degree nursing programs who wish to prepare for professional nursing practice. The primary purpose of the Student Nurse Organization is to unify nursing students on the Parkside campus in order to offer peer support and make program improvements. Longrange goals are to provide community services and to offer membership in the state and national nursing o r g a n i z a t i o n s . E l e c t e d representatives of this charter group include: Peggy Raether, President; Monica DaPra, Vice - President; Jill Johnson, Secretary; Carla Cummings, Treasurer; Cheryl Wenzel, Bonnie Martin, Liz Lianas, and Joyce Kriegs, Committee Members; and Dr. Judy Diekman, Faculty Advisor. Patronize Ranger Advertisers MEMBER AMERICAN GEM SOC I E T Y NEED CASH? SHAW'S BUYS OLD GOLD & SILVER AND PAY$ YOU CASH! Street, Racine Peer support helps all RANGER Thursday, April 2,1981 by Janet Wells Four members of Peer Support for Adult Students, a campus ~ati°n f2r matriculatfng dSfvPr °Ver 3ge °f 25' Wil1 i Aa Presentation at the Second Annual Peer Counseling Conference to be held at niinol State University at Normal on April 10 and 11. Carole Campbell, Sharon Charlton, and Pat Mulligan — s tudent members of the organization - and Connie Cummings, the group's Advisor, will present "Peer Support for Nori - Traditional Students" to the conference participants. A relatively new group on campus, Peer Support began its students - helping - students program in June of 1980. C urrent plans include a series of April activities as part of t heir mission to let new and re-entering students know that they don't have to "go it alone" at Parkside. On April 28 the organization will sponsor a session entitled "Test Taking Tips" at 7:30 p.m. in MOLN 111. All new, transfer, or re-entry students are invited to attend this and other Peer Support sessions, and to visit their office at WLLC D-194-A on Mondays, Tuesdays, and Thursdays. Peer support offers advising Peer support is offering student - to - student advising tor those students working toward a business major. Advising times are 10 a.m. - 2 P-m- ar*d 4 - 6:30 p.m. on April 7, 8, 14 and 15 on the Union Bridge. Students doing the advising are juniors and seniors in business who have recently participated in a training session given by Karen Grande and Connie Cummings. During early fall registration in April, trained members of the group will staff a table, offering counseling in business course scheduling as well as other information and support. The group hopes eventually to branch out into peer counseling for other majors, but they are beginning with the business major. Students can help other students. Whatever kinds of questions there are, the members of P eer Support will find out who can give the answers and refer the student to them." Before registration, Peer Support members will contact prospective registrants by phone and mail to share information and to invite them to a two-hour orientation session on April 14 a t 7:00 p.m. in MOLN 111. Like the orientation sessions the group conducted prior to the fall 1980 semester, this one will include experience - sharing and information about campus services designed to meet the special needs of non - traditional students. As another feature of the orientation, Campbell said, "We lead tours around the buildings so people will know how to get around, so they don't have that feeling of 'I don't want to seem lost, but I am.' Students have said it made them feel one step ahead of the game." A fa culty member participates in each orientation session. It is the hope of this organization to service as many students as possible. Non - traditional students have some specialized needs that can be met by other students. Marketing Club holds election for President by Wendy Westphal Marketing Club is holding their election for President on April 6. Nominees are Kevin Barrett and Milan Miskovic. Members are encouraged to vote in this election. Kevin Barrett feels he is qualified for the position of President because he has been in the marketing world since 1974. Barrett plays with a band and Freedom From Religion offers scholarships The Freedom From Religion Foundation's 1981 scholarship competition was announced in January as pertaining only to publicly supported colleges and universities. In sending out the information to journalism and law schools in the country, the Foundation send to Columbia, which is a private institution. Since officials there posted information on the contest, the Foundation will accept entries from law and journalism students attending private as well as public institutions. This is the third year the Foundation has awarded scholarships. This year law students who wish to compete for a $500 cash award should submit a paper on a state-church separation case. Journalism students competing for a separate $500 cash award should write their papers on the freethought activity and philosophy of one of th ese four figures from U.S. history: Thomas Paine, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Robert Ingersoll or Margaret Sanger. Papers should not exceed ten double-spaced pages in length, and should be mailed to the Foundation by June 1,1981. Winners will be announced during the summer. C&R AUTO SERVICE Quality Auto Work Done At Reasonable Rates 10% OFF FOR UW-P STUDENTS Call 553-9092or 694-3712 or see Chuck In Union at 12:00 takes care of the business - end of performing. Goals which he has set for the upcoming year are to plan a wide variety of a ctivities which would involve non - majors and the community. This would raise membership and allow Parkside's Marketing Club to establish a strong Pi Sigma charter. Barrett would like to tie book - learning in with practical applications in order to prepare members for the real world. "I have practical work experience and knowledge," said Barrett. Milan Miskovic is currently the Vice - President. He will graduate in May of 1982. Objectives which he would like to follow through with are to get more students actively involved through on-campus activities, to have more community involvement so the students can use what they've learned in the classroom, to have input from companies in the area, to develop internships, co-ops, etc. and to make Marketing Club more visual to the rest of Parkside students and clubs. TERRY IRWIN, a young artist who learned to paint holding his brush between his teeth following a diving accident which cost him the use of his limbs, will have a one - man show at Parkside on Thursday, April 2, from 10 a. m. to9 p. m. and Friday, April 3, from 10 a. m. to 5 p. m. Irwin's work will be displayed on the Campus Union Bridge. Irwin, of Carpentersville, III., will be on hand for the show. Irwin graduated with honors from Harper College, Palatine, III., with a double major in math and science and a certificate in architectural technology and continued studies in architecture and computer science at Southern Illinois University. After his accident, he underwent rehabilitation with manual arts therapy at Hines Hospital, III., under the direction of Lynn Scheidenhelm, who instructed him in the basic elements of color usage and painting techniques. His current work is inspired by independent studies with emphasis in the style, color usage and techniques of French impressionism. — GRADUATING SENIORS — OPERATIONAL MANAGERS LIMITED NUMBER OF OPENINGS A VAILABLE TO STAR T IN JUL Y . . .LEADER ...MANAGER ...PLANNER ... DECISION-MAKER As a Naval Officer you will receive invaluable training, experience, and a guaranteed income (up to $16,500 to start, $27,000 in 4 years). Any major is acceptable, we train. You will receive at least 8 months training (fully paid). 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SIGN UP FOR INTERVIEW AT THE PLACEMENT OFFICE AND GET THE FACTS 6 & 7 APRIL NOTICE TO STUDENTS ABOUT m /uivv A Your opportunity to on proposed revisio trheqeu'birreemadetnht of knov REPORT OF THE SUBCOMMITTEE ON BREADTH OF KNOWLEDGE, ACADEMIC POLICIES COMMITTEE February 25, 1981 Summary Five criteria, implicit in many discussions of general education are proposed: 1) General education programs should provide students with a variety of perspectives on themselves, their society, and their world. 2) General education programs should provide students with a variety of modes of understanding and expression. 3) Courses counted toward general education requirements should deal with skills and knowledge which those within and without the discipline involved can agree on as important to students. 4) Courses counted toward general education requirements should help prepare students for life-long learning. 5) The general education program at a given institution should recognize the special character of the institution and its students. The subcommittee believes that the existing general education requirements at UWParkside fail to meet these criteria. The subcommittee therefore proposes a new set of requirements, to replace existing foreign language and distribution requirements as of Fall 1982. The proposed requirements would call for every graduate from UW-Parkside to have: 1) A basic understanding of alternative cultural forms and intellectual systems; 2) Some experience of the expressive arts and some basic understanding of their concepts; 3) A basic understanding of the purposes, philosophy, and procedures of the behavioral and social sciences; 4) A basic understanding of a variety of literary forms and some familiarity with important works in these forms; 5) A basic understanding of the purposes, philosophy, and procedures of the natural sciences; and 6) A basic understanding of the structure and a fluency in the use of a self - contained symbolic system other than English. The body of this report explains the proposed criteria, gives details of the proposed new requirements, and provides guidelines for implementing the requirements in light of their specific goals and the general criteria. Appendices to the report discuss various ancillary concerns. SPECIFIC REQUIREMENTS NOTE: Where requirements are stated in terms of "courses," college - level courses carrying three or more credits are implied. It is also assumed that specific courses would be listed in timetables and other materials but not included in the catalog language. A. Comparative Frames of Reference 1. Goal Every graduate from UW-Parkside should have a basic understanding of alternative cultural forms and intellectual systems. 2. Requirement Students must attain a level of comprehension equivalent to completion of three courses in the following areas, including at least one course from Category A and at least one course from one of the other categories. A) Comparative study of philosophy, religion, or ideology. B) The social/political/economic history of a civilization or the historical development of a particular area or endeavor. C) Cross-cultural or subcultural analysis. B. Expressive Arts 1. Goal Every graduate from UW-Parkside should have some experience of the expressive arts and some basic understanding of their concepts. 2. Requirement Students must complete either Option A or Option B below: A) Attain a level of competence equivalent to completion of six credit hours of college-level study in a creative or performing art, including at least one studio or practicum course. OR B) Attain a level of competence equivalent to completion of four credit hours of college-level study representing two or more arts, including studio or practicum work in each area. C. Human Sciences 1. Goal Every graduate from UW-Parkside should have a basic understanding of the purposes, philosophy, and procedures of the behavioral and social sciences. A or 2. Requirement Students must complete either Option Option B below: A) Attain comprehension of the basic content and underlying intellectual approaches of one of the human sciences equivalent to completion of an appropriate two-course sequence. OR B) Attain both: JL c°mPrehenslon of the purposes, philosophy, and procedures of the behavioral and social sciences equivalent to completion of a course in those topics, and 2) Comprehension of the basic content of one such science equivalent to the completion of one course. D. Literature 1. Goal Every graduate from UW-Parkside should have a basic understanding of a variety of literary forms and some familiarity with important works in those forms. 2. Requirement Students must attain a level of competence equivalent to two courses devoted primarily to the critical study of significant works of literature, with no more than three credits confined to a single genre or author. E. Natural Sciences 1. Goal Every graduate from UW-Parkside should have a basic understanding of the purposes, philosophy, and procedures of the natural sciences. 2. Requirement Students must complete either Option A or Option B below: A) Attain comprehension of the basic content and underlying intellectual approaches of one of the natural sciences equivalent to the completion of a two-course sequence including at least one course with laboratory work required. OR B) Attain both: 1) Comprehension of the purposes, philosophy, and procedures of the natural sciences equivalent to completion of a one - semester college-level course in those topics, and 2) Comprehension of the basic content of the sciences equivalent to completion of either a) a one-semester college-level laboratory course in one of the natural sciences, or b) appropriate onp-semester college - level courses (not necessarily laboratory courses) in two of the natural sciences. F. Symbolic Systems 1. Goal Every graduate from UW-Parkside should have an understanding of the structure and a fluency in the use of a self - contained symbolic system other than English. 2. Requirement Students must complete Option A or Option B or Option C below: A) Attain communicative facility and a knowledge of grammatical rules and stylistic devices in a natural language other than English equivalent to three semesters of college-level study. OR B) Attain an understanding of the principles and a proficiency in the use of mathematics equivalent to the completion of one course in college-level calculus and analytic geometry. OR C) Attain an understanding of the nature and operation of computers, including an ability to program effectively in one or more computer languages, equivalent to a two-course sequence. GUIDELINES FOR IMPLEMENTATION f. Comparative Frames of Reference Althoughi the goal of this requirement stresses the content of courses taken to satisfy it, the cou^l th*'0? °f 'ite",on9 learn'n9 means that conw !l u methodological and conceptual content would not be appropriate. sIWnLh6 Cate?°7 A <inteHectural systems in phi'es^hyanct now^ol Question nf +u h +ouch on fundamenta ^ values should be con s dered carefully. Courses could qualify eithe ssyvsstteemms ThhelldM bKyX mpllCosit t csotmudPeanrt'ss° (nRse liwgiiothn ovfa tlhu<. comment ri of vledge West) or the kind of implicit comparison which occurs when students study an intellectual system quite different from their own (Marxism). B) The category B (cross cultural and subcultural analysis) alternatives could be satisfied by many courses in anthropology and sociology. There also appear to be appropriate courses offered under communication, education, history, the multi - c ultural center and other curricular areas. C) The category C (historical perspective) alternative would be satisfied by many courses in history, by courses in other disciplines dealing with important subject matter from a historical perspective (art, mathematics, music, philosophy, women's studies), and presumably by the existing courses in French, German, Spanish, and Latin American civilizations. 2. Expressive Arts This requirement's emphasis on active involvement means that one or two credit practicum, studio, or performing courses would be acceptable. Under Option B, they could be combined with critical or "appreciation" courses. Art, creative writing, dramatic arts, and music are obviously appropriate areas. The committee recommends that dance (except social dance), film, and radio - television writing and production be considered as possible ways of satisfying this requirement. 3. Human Sciences To meet the goal of th is requirement, courses should provide students with an introduction to the conceptual framework and significant subject matter of a discipline. For purposes of this requirement, "human sciences" courses would include many in anthropology, economics, psychology, and sociology, along with those courses in communication, education, geography, history, and political science which examine in a scientific way some important facet of human behavior or society. Given the difficulties in drawing the boundaries of the behavioral and social sciences and the persistence of humanistic scholarship within some "social science" disciplines, which courses are included will depend in part on how broadly one interprets "scientific." It should be clear enough, though, that courses like Microeconomics or Introduction to Sociology would meet this requirement, and that courses like Western Civilization or Behavioral Science Statistics would not. 4. Literature The key to this requirement is coverage of several genres and preparation for life-long learning. It would clearly be satisfied by basic freshman and sophomore survey courses in English and humanities (World Literature), by the third year literature surveys in t he foreign languages, and by certain dramatic literature courses. More advanced courses in the same area will require consideration on a case by case basis. The committee suggests that courses in the philosophy of literature or in historical and biographical writing might also satisfy this requirement. 5. Natural Sciences The key to this requirement is the goal of conceptual mastery. Courses outside the Science Division should be allowed to count toward this requirement if t hey meet its goal. For the purposes of this requirement, the "natural sciences" are taken to include astronomy, chemistry, earth science, life science, physics, and those aspects of geography, engineering, and allied health Programs that deal with understanding the verse and natural phenomena, as opposed to studying human society or techniques of applying scientific understanding. A) Under Option A, the purpose is to give the student an integrated look at one natural science. Year-long surveys with the proper integration of content and laboratory experience are preferred. Semester courses that torm sequence, with perhaps a choice of the second semester after a common introduction, would also meet the requirement. Separate semester courses, if they offer a proper mix of content, might be satisfactory. B) Under Option B, we envisage such existing courses as Introduction to the Philosophy of Science, Ascent of Man, and History of Modern Science as providing the desired overviews, and we would expect adoption of this report to ehcourage the possible development of other such courses to teach the "purposes, philosophy, and procedures" of the sciences. A variety of semester courses would meet the other part of this option, which is designed to encourage but not require laboratory work. 6. Symbolic Systems The key to implementation of this requirement is the provision in the goal statement that students learn the structure of the symbolic system involved. Existing Parkside foreign language courses would presumably satisfy the requirement; a "Berlitz" course stressing only conversational fluency would not. We recommend accepting only calculus courses at the level of Mathematics 221, excluding purely applied courses. Computer courses accepted should be at the level of the present Applied Computer Science 145-146 sequence, excluding applied programming courses; we have assumed that computer courses in Business Management numbered 320 and above would be acceptable. Alternative Routes The somewhat more specific goals advanced for these requirements should make it possible to expand present opportunities for students to satisfy requirements without taking formal courses, either on the basis of work done before college or on the basis of other life experiences. The requirements are generally stated in terms of competencies equivalent to courses, and decisions on allowing students to satisfy requirements by alternate routes should be based on their demonstrating those competencies rather than on students necessarily being required to pass an examination designed for a particular Parkside course. Provision for satisfying Parkside degree requirements through high school work is currently in effect in the foreign languages, and we recommend that this be continued as at present. It m ight be possible to extend this to mathematics, perhaps using a combination of a year in high school calculus and performance on a Parkside placement examination to satisfy the calculus option under our symbolic systems requirement. Satisfying other requirements through high school work seems more problematic, but it would be desirable to make some kind of d istinction between students who enter with minimal high school background in an area and those who enter with, say, four solid years in the sciences or in college - preparatory literature courses. It is also clearly in our interest to persuade students coming to Parkside to pursue more rigorous high school programs. Since we draw the bulk of our student body from a limited number of se condary schools, careful work on articulation between high school and college might lead eventually to agreements on partial credits towards general education requirements, given well-prepared students an incentive to come here and students who plan to come here an incentive to prepare well. Credit for learning acquired outside of instruction in school settings may also be possible in some fields, so long as care is taken to assess whether there has been conceptual as well as practical learning. The expressive arts requirement seems particularly open to this possibility, and students should be allowed to try to satisfy all or part of i t on the basis of t apes, portfolios, or other evidence. We are not, obviously, recommending that everyone who has sung in a church choir be regarded as having satisfied part of this requirement, only those students who have reached a level of achievement which necessarily includes some mastery of t he conceptual basis of their art be allowed to satisfy the requirement through this experience. In the foreign languages, allowances are already made for non-native speakers who have also acquired some understanding of the structure and stylistics of their language, and we could conceive of students who would have satisfied the spirit of this requirement through participation in programs or work which required them to live and work in foreign environments. Students who have acquired computer programming ability through school, hobby, or work will probably lack the conceptual grasp called for, but others rmght have acquired considerable sophistication about the structure of computer hardware and languages. For other areas, the use of CLEP tests might be sufficient. CONCLUSION For students, a university is a marketplace of ideas; for faculty, it is sometimes a battleground of ideas. General education requirements, which affect all of our students and reflect our deepest value commitments, are and should be subject to on-going debate in a university which cares about the quality of education it offers. We do not present this report in the hope that it will end that debate, and we do not expect that many of our colleagues will find that they agree with every feature of the proposals we make. We hope, instead, that most of our colleagues will agree that the set of requirements we propose is a reasonable and superior alternative to those now in effect at Parkside. We believe that the proposed requirements would provide Parkside students with more real breadth and more genuine substance. By providing more narrowly defined goals and by making it possible to limit general education courses to those meeting those goals, the proposed requirements would encourage students to attain a broader perspective on themselves and their world through exposure to scientific, behavioral, historical, cross - cultural, philosophical, literary, and artistic disciplines, and through immersion in a symbolic system other than their own. They would encourage students to take courses providing them with a wider variety of modes of understanding and experience. The guidelines for implementation would limit general education credit to courses with subject matter of general significance and courses which provide a foundation for the life-long learning of an educated layperson. We believe, too, that the proposed requirements are in keeping with the special character of UW-Parkside as an institution. We include under this heading such practical considerations as staffing, budgetary impact, and the effect of the proposals on major programs with extremely high credit-hour requirements; our analyses of such special problems are found in appendices to this report. We believe that the proposed requirements are appropriate to Parkside's industrial society mission, in that they provide the kind of general education suited for a modern industrial society. We believe that the proposed requirements are in keeping with our integration of the liberal arts with professional programs, both in providing a single set of requirements and in allowing some courses from those programs to satisfy general education requirements. Most important of a ll, we believe that the proposed requirements would embody Parkside's commitment to academic excellence by p utting a solid general education program at the center of our degree requirements. A *-.A«adAemiC Po,,ci®s Commjttee is requesting input on the "Breadth of Knowledge" proposal thrm.nh April 15. A summary of the proposal, which would affect incoming students in fall 1982 annLf!!! The committee hopes to submit its report for Faculty Senate aXn in ]^ may appear In person or submit written comments to Parkside Student Government ^ PSGA members at a 1 p. m. meeting on Friday, April 10, in Union Room 104 rnmm^e JI,!! Mssocianon (PSGA) President Jim Kreuser, Vice President Kathy Bambrough or Senators Brad Faust Ren" r"i? ^1GA Ham me lev, Steve Kaufman, Eric Klinkhammer, Randy*Klm!^ Kay Mullikin, Chuck Neu, Phil Pogreba, Joe Ripp, Kathy Slama and Luis Valldejuli PSGA will relav student formation Kiosk. P°'iCleS C°mmm6e- * ,U" ^ °f pr0p0sal is availa>* »» t Thursday , April 2,1981 Brachel to present piano concert nnP?!^lPianist Jolanta Brachel, on a debut tour of the U.S., will present a free public concert at 8 p.m. on Friday, April 3, in UWParksides Communication Arts theater. Brachel's tour will include about a dozen performances, including several in-state arranged by the Wisconsin Institute for International Education which provided a scholarship for her visit. / Her all - Chopin program at Parkside will include Scherzo, bflat minor Op. 31; Ballade, gminor Op. 23; Nocturn, c-sharp minor Op. 27; Etude Op. 25 no. 12; Scherzo, b-minor, Op. 20; Impromptu - Fantasa, c-sharp minor; Andante Spinato and Great Polonaise. Brachel began piano studies at age 7 and by 11 was performing in concert. In addition to studies in her native Poland and in East POLISH PIANIST JOLANTABRACHEL Germany, she received a diploma from the two - year post - graduate virtuoso course at the Moscow Musical Conservatory where she studied under Rudolf Kerer. She has performed throughout Europe as well as in Russia and Turkey. She has won a number of awards including a first prize in the 1976 international music competition in Orvieto, Italy, and a gold medal in an 1980 international competition in Dusseldorf, Germany. She frequently is featured on European radio and TV shows. In addition to works by Chopin, her repertoire includes Scriabin, Rachmaninoff, Liszt, Debussy and Mendelsohn. Her appearance at Parkside is sponsored by the Center for Multicultural Studies as a prelude to its Polish Culture Day, which will be held Saturday, April 4, at St. Stanislaus parish, Racine. Roundtable schedules talks Social Science Roundtable, free and open to all, will continue to meet in Union 106 at noon for informal lunch time discussions on Mondays. On April 6, Joseph Andrea, the Democratic Representative from the 64th Assembly District in Kenosha, will discuss "Budgetary and Legislative Priorities for Wisconsin." The program will be followed by an informal discussion. "Cultural Pluralism and Nation - Building in Asian Democracies" will be the topic of a talk presented by Chelvadurai Manogaran on April 13. Manogaran is a Parkside geography professor. On April 20, Linda Kamens, Parkside psycology professor will discuss "Social Program Evaluation: A Feminist Perspective." Herbert Kubly, an English Professor at Parkside, will speak about his forthcoming novel, Native's Return, on April 27. He will present his perspective of Switzerland's turbulent march into the twentieth century. Volunteers sought for wilderness work Thp Amprinon Uilrmrt At.. ... . • « . Free recital to be held The American Hiking Society is looking for volunteers to spend two weeks during the summer working in wilderness areas, mostly in the West, with the National Forest Service. The volunteers, who should be experienced backpackers, work for no pay, arrange and pay for their transportation to their assigned area, and must supply their own tent, sleeping bag and cooking equipment. All travel and food expenses are tax deductible. Accounting Club Meeting Elections will be held for the officer p ositions at this meeting. Everyone is welcome to attend, but only members will be allowed to vote. Date: April 7 Time: 3:30 pm Room: Union 104 Two representatives from the Becker CPA Review Course will be speakers at this meeting. Refreshments will be served. The work involves such jobs as building new trails and maintaining existing ones, marking them and repairing shelters. The volunteers work in groups of 10 to 14. Interested backpackers should write the Volunteer Conservation Corps, American Hiking Society, 116 Captain Peirce Road, Scituate, Mass. 02066. Bassoonist Daryl Durran will present a faculty recital at Parkside at 8 p.m. on Wednesday, April 8, in the Communication Arts Building, Room D-118. Durran, a member of the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra who also teaches applied music students at Parkside, will be assisted by Frances Bedford, harpsichord; Jeffery Peterson, piano; Rhondda May, oboe; and Lori Bowers and Kathy Kolo, bassoons. The program, free and open to the public, will include "Sonata in C" by Fasch, "Montages-Partita for Solo Bassoon" by Aitken, "Bassoon Trios" by Weissenborn, "Sonatine" by Tansman, and "Trio for Piano, Oboe and Bassoon" by Poulenc. Before moving to the Midwest, Durran held positions with the Tucson Symphony and the Arizona Opera. He has performed in recitals of baroque music in Chicago and in New York's Carnegie Hall and has an extensive background in chamber music. ELF presents dangers Continued From Page One teractions between this system and weather," Stauber said. "The Helliwell Phenomenon, noted in the 70's, is that the ELF and VLF electromagnetic radiation, given off by overhead high voltage power lines, is causing a disruption of the ionosphere, that layer of c harged parcticles many miles above the earch," Stauber reported. "What Helliwell noticed in tests that they are still doing for the Navy down in Antartica, is that the overhead high voltage lines are causing a magnification of the ELF signal in the ionosphere and a rain of electrons out of the ionosphere and emanation of x - rays." Stauber asks, "With thousands and thousands of miles of overhead high voltage wires ^nd other transmissions going up into our inonosphere, what is the effect on our weather?" "What would the ELF system, designed to radiate into the ionosphere, do to the ionosphere, and what effects that might have on weather?" Stauber asks. Looking at the transmissions from the ELF Test Facility, Stauber said, "A very devastating unique storm, called a downburst storm, occurred in Northern Wisconsin on 7-4-77. This storm formed in Western Minnesota, began to take on downburst characteristics, and swept across Northern Wisconsin, flattening 800 acres of trees." "This storm was unique for a number of reasons," Stauber stated. "It was the first identified downburst storm." He explained that in a downburst storm that a IS s mfcr/tam- SPECIAL EXPORT p| ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE thundercloud collapses to the ground, while straight pulsating downburst winds, ranging anywhere from 70 mph to an execess of 150 mp h, fan out on the ground. "It was, also, the world's largest downburst storm," Stauber said, explaining that downburst storms tend to occur primarily in the upper mid - West. "On that day, they turned on the ELF transmitter about 5 a. m.1 Then about 9:30 a. m., two things occurred," Stauber said. "The east - west leg blew 56 fuses and went down, which means that they were only transmitting on the north - south leg, putting about 600,000 watts into the ground instead of the 1.2 megawatts that they would be putting into both of them." "Also at about 9:30, Minneapolis radar picked up the downburst cell . . . about 285 degrees northwest of the faciltiy," Stauber said. "Interestingly, the facility was beaming its power on that day at 291 degrees. So, they were more or less beaming their power along the east - west antenna, but once that went down, as far as we can figure out, they were no longer able to beam their antenna because both are needed to beam a vector beam." "At 1300 hours, two things occurred," Stauber said. "One, the storm greatly intensified, and the winds in that storm basically doubled from 70 to over 156 mph , while the path of the storm changed, swinging down around the facilities," Also at 1300 hours, for the first time since 9:30, they finally got up the east - west antenna leg, and, suddenly, the power strength of the ELF transmissions doubled from 600,000 watts to 1.2 megawatts." Stauber believes that there should be a full investigation of ELF electromagnetic transmissions before any vast ELF communication system be constructed. "Stop Project ELF" can be contacted at R. R. 2, Box 166Q, Ashland, Wi. 54806, for more information. Nest week, Ranger will cover the military purpose of "Project Elf." Erick Hawkins Dance Company to perform here April 11 Health Fair to be held Erick Hawkins, one of the major figures of American dance, and his celebrated contemporary dance company will conclude Parkside's 1980-81 Accent on Enrichment Series with an April 11 performance at 8 p. m. in the Communication Arts theater. The Hawkins Company, which received the 1979 Dance Magazine Award, consists of nine dancers, including Hawkins, and eight musicians. Hawkins insists on contemporary, live music, commissioned especially for him by such composers as Lucia Dlugoszewski, Alan Hovhaness and Dorrance Stalvey. Tickets ($7) are available in person or by telephone reservation from the Union Information Center, 553-2345. Anna Kisselgoff, chief dance critic for the New York Times, calls Hawkins a "pioneer - revolutionary of American modern dance," and adds that "he has created a new vision of theatrical dance, luminous in its poetic quality." Some critics still consider Hawkins in the avant garde of dance, but they agree his exploration of new directions has never led to awkwardness, absurdity or non - sequitor methods. In the words of Kisselgoff: "No fairer description of his work is possible than to say it is beautiful." Critic Clive Barnes once put it. more directly after reviewing a Hawkins performance: "Suddenly modern dance became the kind of event that even Sol Hurok would look at with interest. It looked good, it caused talk, and it sold tickets." For many years, however, Hawkins was essentially a loner, a fiercely independent artist not too extensively noticed in the official market places of dance. Working quietly underground, creating his new stange dance, he was more like an unknown James Joyce in Paris with only the support of a Sylvia Beach or a young Picasso with only the eye of a Gertrude Stein. The first breakthrough in a basically official silence came with the 1972 Wolf Trap Center premier when Pullitzer prize winning critic, Alan Kriegsman (Washington Post) called him "one of the most individual and inventive choreographers of our time." In this same period Kisselgoff brought her own support to join the underground elite. Hawkins achieved acclaim abroad following a triumphant Italian tour in 1979 and performances last year in London. In addition to dovetailing original, live music with dance, Hawkins makes extensive use of visual design. Ralph Dorazio, Ralph Lee, Stanley Boxer and Isamu Noguchi have contributed sculpture to Hawkins' choreography, and artist Robert Motherwell currently is collaborating with him on a new work. Hawkins' progam at Parkside CATHY WARD IN "AGATHLON' will include two dances featuring the music of Lucia Dlugoszewski, who was nominated for the 1971 Pulitzer Prize in music, "Tightrope" and "Lords of Persia." Dlugoszewski, who has composed over 30 scores for Hawkins, has received a number of major musical awards and commissions from the New York Philharmonic and American Symphony Orchestras. Other works on the program include "Greek Dreams, With Flute" and "Agathlon," an acclaimed new work. Born in Trinidad, Colorado, near the oldest dance culture in America — that of the Seven Cities of Cibola, the Rio Grande Pueblos, the Hopis and Navajos — Hawkins set out, majoring in classics and art at Harvard, to see and feel, as he puts it, "whether a grown man could dance without being a fool." He became the first male dancer in the Martha Graham company in 1939. He left in 1951 and formed his own cmpany in 1957. "Well Day," a family - oriented free public health fair featuring a variety of health services and information, will be held at Parkside from 10 a.m. to 4 p. m. on Wednesday, April 8, in the Campus Union and on the adjoining Molinaro Hall Concourse. Edith Isenberg, Coordinator of Campus Health Services, said 40 community health agencies will participate in "Well Day" activities, which are open to area residents as well as UW-P students, faculty and staff. Mrs. Isenberg said people are invited to stop in for single health screening services or to go through the entire range of health fair offerings. New features of "Well Day," being held for the fourth year on campus, include demonstrations of aerobic dancing sponsored by St. Mary's Hospital and the Racine YWCA at 11:30 a. m., noon, 12:30 and 1 p. m. in the Union Bazaar, and a self - scored health risk inventory being administered by Community and Family Health Services of Kenosha County. Screening services being offered include sickle cell anemia, d i a b e t e s , h y per t e n si o n , glaucoma, hearing, feet, pre - school vision, posture, visual acuity, pulmonary function, body composition, ABO blood typing and height, weight and blood pressure. Computer diet analysis also will be available. Topics of various displays and exhibits will include cancer, heart diseast, arthritis, alcohol and drug abuse, physical therapy, developmental disabilities, health careers, diabetes, ostomy, kidney disease, birth defects, dentistry, mental health, pharmaceuticals, physical fitness, women's issues, family planning and specific services. Community residents planning to attend should park in the Tallent Hall lot. Free shuttle bus service will be available from the parking lot bus shelter to the Union, about four blocks from the Tallent Hall lot. Health Fair seeks help | On Wednesday, April 8, the Campus Health Office will hold its fourth annual health fair in the Student Union and Molinaro Hall from 10 a.m. to 4 p. m. Volunteers will be needed (particularly from 8 to 10 a.m. and from 4 to 5 p.m.) to help agencies in setting up and taking down their exhibits. Volunteers will also be needed from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. to give assistance to visitors and agency representatives. Interested persons should call the Campus Health Office at Extension 2366 or stop in at WLLC D-198 to sign up and be a volunteer. ATTENTION BUSINESS MAJORS: Advising for Early Fall Registration will take place April 6-17. To facilitate the advising process, we ask that students see their advisers according to the following schedule: Date: APRIL 6-10 APRIL 13-17 Last names begin with: A thru J K thru Z FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN MAIN OFFICE AUTO BANK 24 HOURTELLER BRISTOL PLEASANT PRAIRIE SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MAKE ARRANGEMENTS WITH YOUR ADVISER NOW! FALL REGISTRATION TAKES PLACE APRIL 20, 21 and 22. MEMBER F.D.I.C. Free pregnancy tests given during Well Day Planned Parenthood of Kenosha (PPK) will offer free pregnancy testing to the Parkside community on Well Day, April 8th, according to Bev Noble, PPK Counseling Coordinator. Women Johnson named director in need of testing should bring a first morning sample to the professional staff in Moln. 104 from 12 to 2 p. m., Noble said. For more information, contact PPK at 654-0491. Coming Events Thursday, April 2 RECITAL by students at 1 p. m. in the Communication Arts Theatre. The program is free and open to the public. CONCERT at 8p. m. in the Union Cinema with Eden Vaning directing the Parkside String Ensemble. The program is free and open to the public. Friday, April 3 MOVIE "North Dallas Forty" will be shown at 8 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is $1.50 for a Parkside student and $1.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. CONCERT at 8 p. m. in the Communication Arts Theatre featuring Polish Pianist Jolanta Brachel. The program is free and open to the public. Saturday, April 4 POLISH CULTURE DAY at St. Stanislaus Parish in Racine. Please call ext. 2316 for more information. Sunday, April 5 SEMINAR "Africa: It's Art, Music and Culture" at 2 p. m. at the Golden Rondelle Theatre. Call 554-2154 for reservations. Sponsored by UW-Extension. CONCERT at 3:30 p. m. in the Communication Arts Theatre with Barbara Maris directing the Parkside Piano Ensemble. The event is free and open to the public. MOVIE "North Dallas Forty" will bfe repeated at 7:30 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Monday, AprU 6 ROUND TABLE at 12 noon in Union 106. Joseph Andrea (D -Kenosha) will talk on "Budgetary and Legislative Priorities for Wisconsin". The program is free and open to the public. VIDEO TAPES with Martin Mull will be shown at 1 p. m. in Union Square. Admission is free for Parkside students, faculty and staff. Sponsored by PAB. Wednesday, April 8 HEALTH FAIR from 10 a. m. to 4 p. m. in the Union Building and bridge area. Admission is free and the event is open to everyone. Sponsored by the Parkside Health Office. VIDEO TAPES with Martin Mull will be repeated at 1 p. m. in Union Square. You're invited to the 4th Annuol WELL MY University of Wisconsin-Porkside Wednesday April 6 Campus Union 10AM- 4 PM WELL DAY is the combined efforts of over 40 Milwaukee, Racine, & Kenosha Health Agencies who will provide the following free health screening, testing, and much more... Physical Fitness Demonstration & testing Glaucoma screening Alcohol, Drug, Information Visual Acuity testing Aerobic Donee Demonstration Sickle Cell screening Breast Self-Examination Teach-In CPU Demonstration Pulmonary Function testing Diabetes screening Computerized Diet Analysis Preventive Dentistry Blood Pressure screening Mental Health Info Height and Weight Checks Exhibits PreSchool Vision screening Posture screening^ sponsored by Campus Health Office/Student Life CLASSIFIED ADS PERSONALS ORGY QUEEN, did you really break the posturpedlc? — Lonely DENVER COPS have little ouns and big stinking badges. INSIPID student government officers are redundant, clandestine charlatans. Voltar SPRINK BREAK SCORE: Sleeper 3; Moly Miner 2; Buzsaw 1; Lips 0; Legs 0. MOLY MINER: Thar's molybdenum In t hem thar hills 1 Legs STUDENT government officers elucidate paragons faux pas narcissists. Voltar MIKE, MU is Offering a refresher cours. Sign up I REWARD: for information leading to the arrest and conviction of two turkeys wearing little bear t-shlrts. ANIMALS - t he refs are better than basketball players — refs. IOWA vending machines are a real ticklet FOUND: chewed underwear P. O. Box 69 Denver, Colorado. Contact Festrunk Bros. ANIMALS — admit it — you're horseshlt in hoops. Sal The appointment of Susan A. Johnson as Director of Institutional Analysis and Registrar at Parkside was announced Tuesday by Chancellor Alan E. Guskin. Johnson has served as acting director of the office since last July. The office is responsible for the planning, direction and supervision of all activities relating to registration, student records, admissions processing, and coordination of analysis involving enrollment projections, UW System data requests and special studies. Since coming to UW - Parkside as associate director of Financial Aids in 1972, Johnson has served in virtually every area of student services. From 1976-1979 she worked with "adult" students in UW-P's Office of Community Student Services, where she created a business and industry informational liaison system SUSAN JOHNSON which totals about 75 of the major employers in the Racine, Kenosha and northern Illinois area. During the 1979-80 academic year Johnson was selected to serve one of three UW System Administrative Internships. Working for the Chancellor and Assistant Chancellor for Educational Services at UWParkside, she was assigned a broad variety of projects involving the federal government, affirmative action, grant writing, budget management, UW System data requests and liaison with campus directors. She also served (Hi a number of ca mpus and UW System committees. Johnson came to UW-Parkside from UW-Milwaukee where she was a financial aids specialist. She also has worked for Northwestern Mutual Life Insurance Co. and the American Red Cross. She earned her B.S. degree in Social Work and her M.S. in Educational Psychology, with a specialty in research and testing, from UW-Milwaukee. Veterans respond to Agent Orange survey Nearly 21,000 state Vietnam veterans have responded to mail questionnaires from Wisconsin's Agent Orange Identification and Assistance Project. Ivan Imm, Director of the Division of Health's Bureau of Community Health and Prevention, said 37 percent of th e 58,000 questionnaires were returned. The survey was conducted by the State Departments of Health and Social Services (DHSS) and Veterans Affairs (DVA). The possibility that health problems may be associated with exposure to Agent Orange is being studied throughout the nation. Agent Orange was a chemical plant defoliant or weed killer used in Vietnam from 1962 to 1972. It was a mixture of the herbicides 2, 4-D and 2, 4, 5-T. The 2, 4, 5-T component contained traces of a toxic Dioxin c ontaminant. "About 15 percent of those returning a questionnaire believe they were definitely exposed to Agent Orange," Imm said. "Another 19 percent believe they were not exposed to it and 66 percent are uncertain," he added. More than half of the veterans who returned a questionnaire asked for additional information. The remainder wanted a more "^detailed health and exposure characterization form. Imm said a second Agent Orange questionnaire will be mailed this month to those not. responding to the first. In addition, an Agent Orange telephone hotline (1-800-362-3020) has received more than 3,000 requests for information. Veterans who believe that they are having health problems due to Agent Orange are being urged by DHSS and DVA officials to contact their county Veterans Service Kids cared for over break Parkside's Child Care Center will care for elementary school - age children the week of April 20 - 24, durin g the local public school spring vacation. Children will be cared for during regular Center hours, at regular Center rates, in Union 207 fo r full days or part - time all week. Children must be registered by calling the Center at ext. 2227 by April 20th to be in the program. Officer for information about examination services offered at V e t e r a n s A d m i n i s t r a t i o n Hospitals. Graduate hiring increases Hiring of college graduates will increase, according to authors of three separate reports, but the percentage of that increase is a point of co ntention. The Michigan State U. Placement Service study of em ployers predicts a 2% jump in hiring over last year, while the College Placement Council and former Northwestern U. placement director Frank Endicott foresee an 8% to 15% jump, jump. As in the recent past, technical graduates, especially those in computer science, will find a surplus of job offers. Business and economics grads should also do well, but liberal arts majors will find themselves hunting somewhat harder for a good job. John Shingleton, director of the Michigan State U. Placement Center, predicts a 6% increase in average salary increases over last year. FREE — play "UNO" game with friends. Check it out — Rec Center. ALL STUDENTS — Rec Center now has "UNO" card game. FOR SALE 1980 SUZUKI 3SOL/ black. Call 553-9262 after 4 p. m. FOR RENT THREE BEDROOM HOUSE. Kenosha country setting. 634-8562 weekdays, 862-2883 weekends. GIRLS: Rooms. Racine, near bus route. 634- 8562 weekdays, 862-2883 weekends. MISCELLANEOUS BEWILDER YOUR OPPONENTS. Impress your friends. Learn expert BACKGAMMON from top - ranking Milwaukee professional. All levels taught. Call Jim at 551-7404 for reasonable rates.. EARN WHILE YOU LEARN. Assist retired college teacher with correspondence reading and organization of his library. Hours can be arranged to suit your schedule. Call 694-2251 for appointment. ATTENTION ALL STUDENTS!! AVAILABLE MONDAY, APRIL 6. AND TUESDAY, APRIL 7. 8:00 am to 7:00 pm AT THE INFORMATION DESK, LOWER MAIN PLACE, WLLC (after these dates in WLLC D175) 1. YOUR REGISTRATION PACKET FOR FALL 1981 2. AN UP-DATED LIST OF THE CLASSES you are officially enrolled in for Spring 1981 You should check the list for accuracy. Questions regarding this listing should be directed to the Records Office, in D191, WLLC. Remember all semester program changes must be accomplished prior to APRIL 17 1981 Module program change deadlines differ and can be found in the Spring 1981 course schedule. F ^ 3 tlleSfitemswiUbemailedthissemester!! 3. A DROP AND ADD DAY for students who completed registration early will be held on August 31, 1981, s o that program changes can be made prior to the start of classes. See the Fall course schedule for details. OFFICE OF INSTITUTIONAL ANALYSIS AND REGISTRATION Women's track takes third The women's track team repeated their 1977 third place finish in the WWIAC Indoor championships this past weekend. UW - LaCrosse won the team title with 121 points followed by UW - Eau Claire with 61, Parkside with 50, Milwaukee 37 and Marquette 35. Named "Most Valuable" for the indoor season was Parkside's Cindy Spaciel who won the 60, took fourth in the long jump and the 300 and led off the fourth place mile relay and the fifth place 880 relay teams. "Cindy ran her legs off both Friday and Saturday for us and that took its toll on her in the 300 finals where, unfortunately, she got put in lane one," commented Coach Barb Lawson. "She did what we asked and did it well." The Rangers also took to the awards stand as Wendy Burman earned second place in the two mile and Kellie Benzow took third in the one mile race. Dona Driscoll placed fourth and fifth in her 600 - 300 double and JoAnne Carey took third in the long jump. The mile relay team of Sp aciel, Sandy Venne, Benzow and Driscoll lowered the school record to 4:12.18 e n route to their fourth place finish. The 880 relay team was in second place with Pam Carey running the third leg when a Carroll runner ran into her, knocking the baton from her hand. Pam picked it up after all the runners had passed and the team finished last. Lawson said "the inspectors never saw it, and the most the meet committe would give us was fifth place without re - running the event. That cost us maybe six points, and the points we lost when Kellie was disqualified after winning her 1000 semi - final heat cost us the second place trophy. We were ready and our strategy was perfect." The women open their short outdoor season this Saturday at Western Michigan against a group of mainly Michigan schools. Joining the roster for outdoor events are Karen Krause in the javelin, Rose Martin in the sprints, and Patty DeLuisa and Nancy Beck in the shot put and discus. The Rangers expect to do quite well as teams are only allowed two entrants in each event so team depth will play no part in the meet. # DEEP FRIED CHEESE CURDS AND VEGIES ... Individual & Combo Baskets BEGINNING MONDAY, APRIL 6 Served 2: 00 pm 'til Closing Junior Olympic soccer BOB NYBERG, a 175 average bowler in the Parkside Match Game Doubles league, bowled his first career 700 series last Friday with a 702. He put together games of 222,225, and 255. Milwaukee Metro, Milwaukee Kickers, Madison, and Racine - Kenosha will play a round robin tournament in order for the state coaches (Ron Holzheuter of Madison Memorial high school and Jim Kuelbs of Madison Edgewood high school) to select the state all-star teams. Teams will be selected in the under 16 and under 18 ag e brackets. These two all-star teams will participate in the eight state Midwest Regional Junior Olympic Development tournament to be played over Memorial Day weekend, also to be held here at Parkside. Parkside head soccer coach Hal Henderson will be coaching the Racine under 16 t eam while Jim Runge, Racine Park coach, will be coaching the Racine under 18 team. RANGER photo by Mark Anderson HEAD BASKETBALL COACH Steve Stephens (right) along with assistant coach Rudy Col I urn. Stephens elected Steve Stephens, head basketball coach at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside, has been elected president of the NAIA Basketball Coaches Assn. Stephens will officially take over the presidency of the coaches' group Aug. 1. He succeeds Marv Hohenberger, coach at Defiance (Ohio) College. Stephens has been head coach at UW-Parkside since the school's first varsity basketball season, 1969-70, and has guided four of h is Ranger squads to NAIA national tournament berths. UW-Parkside will host the Wisconsin State Junior Olympic Development try outs on Saturday, April 4 from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Regional all-star teams from 12 Thursday, April 2,1981 RANGER !°sJ<etba|l statistics released All-American forward Reggie Dasketball players with a 13 6 sconng average in 1980-81. Ander- . seruor from Chicago ' had 409 P°ints in 30 gam^ to pace Ranger scoring Freshman Charles Perry a 5?i guard from Chicago (Gordon in 5 Kias r only other Ranger m double figures with a 10 4 average. The remainder of the top five w£erS Were tightly bunched, wUi semor guard Walter Greene (Chicago/Crane Tech) at 9.4 ppg sophomore center Curtis Green (Chicago/Englewood) at 8.4 and sophomore Wilbert Webb (Chicago/Liberty, Miss.) at 8.3. Curtis Green was the top rebounder at 6.6 per game while junior center John Herndon (Chicago/Austin) was the top field goal shooter among the regulars with a .524 percentage. Walter Greene was the best free throw shooter, hitting 31 of 36 for an .861 mark. Perry was tops in assists with 118. Anderson scored 27 points against Lakeland in the WICA playoff for the top individual scoring performance while Curtis X5?l.ihad 12 rebounds against UW-Milwaukee for the top effort in that department. As a team, the Rangers averaged 70 points a game while allowing 65.2. Parkside held its foes to 60 points or fewer on nine occasions and to 70 or fewer in 24 of its 30 contests. UW-P shot .443 from the field and .665 from the free throw line while foes were 461 from the field and .691 from the line. UW-P held a slim 36.9 to 36.6 rebounding edge over its foes. The Rangers finished 16-14, losing for the third straight year to UW-Eau Claire in the finals of the NAIA District 14 tournament. Parkside was 1-6 against major college foes, beating Cal State - Fullerton for the lone win. The Rangers were 3-2 vs. NCAA-II competition, 4-0 vs. NCAA-III foes and 8-6 against NAIA opponents. Ten opponents saw action in post-season tournaments. Kansas State made the NCAA, South Alabama the NIT and UW-Green Bay and Northern Michigan the NCAA-II tourney. UW-LaCrosse, Loras, Hawaii-Hilo and Quincy all made it into NAIA district competition while Eau Claire and Chicago State advanced to the NAIA national tournament. Parkside was 11-2 at home and 5-12 on the road this year. Parkside basketball players have named a five man allopponent team for 1980-81. Selected by the Parkside players were forwards Bill Zuiker of UW-Stevens Point and Ed Rains of South Alabama, center Nathan Barnes of UW-Green Bay and guards Tony Carr of UW-Eau Claire and Jo Jo Hunter of Colorado. REGGIE ANDERSON Reggie Anderson named All-American RANGER photo by Brian Passino REGGIE ANDERSON IN ACTION UW - Parkside's Reggie Anderson has been named a first team basketball all - American for 1980-81 by the National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA). He's the third Ranger to be so honored, following in the footsteps of Abdul Jeelani (who played for UW-P as Gary Cole) and Leartha Scott. Anderson, a 6 - 5 senior forward from Chicago (Gage Park), was the only Wisconsin player named to the ten - man first team. Anderson led UW - Parkside in scoring with a 13.6 average this year. He played in all 30 Parkside games, averaging .466 from the field and .784 from the free throw line and pulling down an average 5.4 rebounds a game. His high scoring game was 27 points and his high rebounding game was 11. Anderson was named WICA player of the year for 1980-81 as well as to the NAIA all - district team for the second straight year. As a junior, he was accorded NAIA honorable mention all - America honors last year. Other Wisconsin players honored by the NAIA were Tony Carr of UW - Eau Claire, a second team pick; Mike Moran of Eau Claire, a third - team choice; and Joe Merten of Eau Claire and John Mielke of UW - La Crosse selections for honorable mention. Patronize Ranger Advertisers KENOSHA SAVINGS &LOAN ASSOCIATION To make your future look much brighter. Visit Kenosha's Largest Record Department —Records—Sheet Music— —Instruction Music— Lowest Price Always zmmc house= "The Place To Buy Records" 626 56th St. 654-2932 MARKETING CLUB MEETING MONDAY APRIL 6 1:0p0m in Moln Faculty Lounge Elections for Marketing Club officers for 1981-82will be held only at this meeting EVERYONE IS WELCOME! 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document W University of Wisconsin - Parkside a nger Thursday, April 16, 1981 Vol. 9 - No. 26 Breadth of Knowledge Students concerned by Ken Meyer Editor An April 10 student forum dealing with the proposed revision of the Breadth of Knowledge requirements expressed much student concern about the proposal being considered by the Academic Policies Committee (APC). Students stated concern that the proposal, if implemented, would result in: extending the student's stay at Parkside, causing additional financial burdens; time conflicts in scheduling courses; losing academic freedom because students wouldn't be able to work directly .in their major, thus possibly hurting their grade point average; bigger classes or more sections of courses which will create staffing problems; and making Parkside unattractive to non - traditional students. Donella Elsen, a non - traditional business student, said, "To me, looking at what you're proposing right now, were I to consider coming to Parkside under this proposal, I would be overwhelmed. I would not come to Parkside." Elsen commented that the requirements would keep students here longer. Assoc. Professor of Physics Ben Greenebaum, a member of APC's Breadth of Knowledge subcommittee, said, "It's not a question of whether we're keeping you here longer or whether we are removing an elective so you can put (a requirement) in its place." Asst. Professor of Mathematics Leo Comerford, another subcommittee member said, "Nobody's talking about keeping students here longer. The number of c redits required for graduation is 120, p eriod. As far as concerns that changing the requirements might diminish the number of students, those are real concerns. But I think they were much more serious concerns with the Collegiate Skills program, and I think the effects of that program have proved to be positive. I think it hasn't significantly harmed the enrollment and I think it's good for the (reputation) of the institution. So I don't perceive any serious negative effects (with the proposal)." Some students expressed the feeling that the Collegiate Skills and current Breadth of Knowledge requirements are adequate. Others agree with the subcommittee that the Breadth of Knowledge needs revision, but that the current proposal isn't the right way to go about changing it. Said Life Science Professor Surinder Datta: "I believe we ought to very seriously go back and (say), 'Yes, the requirements were wrong, there were some loopholes.' Find ways of fixing those loopholes rather than increasing the requirements. Comerford answered, "We anticipate we'll have roughly the same number of students taking roughly the same number of credits. People will come here and take 120 credits. I don't understand how people see this enormous strain on resources in attending classes." Many students, however, do see the strains that the proposed requirements might have on students. There are many courses that are required for majors that are not offered every semester or every year, said PSGA Senator Bill Morrone, "If I had to fulfill the Breadth of Knowledge requirement, I would either be putting the requirement off, trying to squeeze these (major) courses in, or fulfilling the Breadth of Knowledge and losing in my area of concentration because of course availability." "You can answer that by saying courses will be available," continued Morrone. "Well, if they're going to be available, you have to make them available more often or go outside of that area of concentration to get an ad-hoc professor who will not be proficient to teach these courses." Greenebaum answered, "It was recognized that there would be fewer non - required electives at the upper - levels, either in or out of your field. We figured that rather than analyze every single major ourselves, we would go RANGER photo by Dan McCormack BEECHAM ROBINSON (left), chairperson of the Academic Policies Committee addresses students during an April 10 forum. around to the divisions and probably catch most of the problems from the division faculties themselves." The Science and Humanities divisions have expressed concern about staffing, but have come up with alternatives, according to Beecham Robinson, APC chairperson. "How much money is this going to cost students?" asked A1 Holzman, a business student. "It's going to cost you nothing extra," said Comerford. "For almost everybody there's loads of room to complete (the Breadth of Knowledge requirements) and major requirements and still have flexibility. It's only for a very few programs with a very large number of credits required for the major, double - major programs ... that there might be some relatively small increase in the number of c redits." "It is not the intention to pull money out of th e student's pocket (or) to pad the number of credits," said Greenebaum. "If anything the faculty, if it's going to fear something, is going to fear a loss in enrollment because people will decide to go someplace else." Academic freedom was mentioned by many students. "I don't think I need you to tell me (what Continued On Page Six Student demonstration results in dialogue by G. Helgeston A student protest in front of t he UW - Parkside Bookstore on April 10 resulted in a dialogue between protestors and Assistant Chancellor for Educational Services Carla Stoffle. Visiting assistant professor of political science Dan McGovern and a small group of students conducted the protest, which raised the issue of student ownership of the bookstore and coincided with the 111th anniversary of Lenin's birthday. Parkside's bookstore is currently managed and supplied by Follett, Inc. of Milwaukee. Protestors said they felt that the bookstore, as it is currently managed, is a "rip-off" because of "high prices" and "inefficiency" which leads to what protestors said they considered to be a lack of variety in books and shortages of supplies. Student cooperative ownership of the bookstore, students said, would be preferable. At a few minutes after 11 a. m., students began the protest, which attracted little attention from passing students until Parkside security officer Vincent Gigliotti appeared from the direction of the Union. Gigliotti asked the students to disburse, stating that they were violating campus regulations forbidding "demonstrations within the campus buildings." Students, however, refused to disburse and the officer began to collect student I. D.'s. At this point two students indicated that they felt that the administration should know about the demonstration and, despite Gigliotti's attempts to stop them RANGER photo b y Dan McCormack STUDENTS HELD A DEMONSTRATION outside the bookstore on April 10. they broke from the group and ran to administrative offices on the third floor of WLLC. A few minutes later, Assistant Chancellor Stoffle was also in front of the bookstore. After reading placards the protestors were carrying, she asked, "What else do you want to own?" Follet, she said, does have definite problems on this campus. "They have the highest return rate of any campus they currently service," she said. "Also, they only made $1500 on us last year. They're only with us because they think in the long term a profit will be made." "But students are right about needing a variety of things outside of texts," Stoffle said. "We've been pushing Follett to do that." Follet, Stoffle said, was the sole bidder for and received the University contract four years ago, and comes up for a renewal decision next January. Stoffle had several arguments against the concept of a student owned and run bookstore. "Some campuses do own their own bookstores," she said, "but it's a drag on resources and students pay for it." Students answered by noting that they currently pay about $100 per semester to buy books that, they said, they often have trouble reselling at the end of the semester. One protestor said, "I spend so much money on books and then at the end of the semester they (the bookstore) gives me a lousy 5% for the book, which they resell." "It would save some of your cost (to operate the bookstore on a rental basis), but not all," Stoffle said. "On this campus, we're paying the lowest segregated fee in the system, and that doesn't include rental. Seg. fees would go up." "Also, a text book rental system restricts academic freedom," Stoffle said. "Once a faculty member orders a book cm that system, he or she must live with it for five years. Faculty like to be up on the latest in a field and be able to make a choice." Kathy Slama, a member of Parkside's Student Government Assocation (PSGA), told protestors, "We didn't know people were interested (in the management of the bookstore)." Slama said there is a PSGA committee working on the problem and that committee meetings are open to student participation.. "The bookstore committee sets policy," she said. On Monday, Stoffle said that campus bookstores are "never as good as you want them to be. There are places that are a whole lot better. We've been constantly working to improve ours." The campus owned bookstores in the UW - System, Stoffle said, add a per - student fee of b etween $30 and $45. But, Stoffle said, "That doesn't mean students at these schools cover all their expenses through that fee — some faculty, no doubt, require books that are not available through the campus bookstore." Stoffle said that there are also outside problems surfacing at Parkside, as they are on every campus this year. This year, she said, student enrollments are up. Also, a new IRS ruling has ended tax write - offs for unused books, and so publishers are printing in smaller runs, she said. Both these factors result in shortages that are not controllable on the level of the campus bookstore, she said. "What you're paying for is not entirely the bookstore's fault," she said. The Parkside bookstore, Stoffle said, pays a rental fee every month of $600 plus 6% of gross sales. Last year's university profit on rental came to $25,000, Stoffle said. This money was used for various student functions, like Winter Carnival and High School Night, she said. Until two years ago, these funds were used to "keep the Union out of the red," Stoffle said. On Monday, Parkside Security Chief Ron Brinkman said that no report had been filed and no action was being taken against student protestors involved in the incident. Brinkman said that demonstrations are allowed inside Parkside buildings, but that protestors may not obstruct access to University lands, buildings, or rooms. Protestors also may not carry signs supported by standards or sticks, make excessive noise or threaten or attempt to use force or violence against members of th e university community or university property. "These things happen so seldom here that my officer had no experience in dealing with it (the protest)," Brinkman said. "Now that the officers know the rulings, it won't happen again." Thursday, April 16,1981 Breadth of Knowledge: revise the revision by Ken Meyer Editor Revising the Breadth of Knowledge requirements will not affect students currently at Parkside, but it is a matter of such importance that we must not act selfishly and uncaringly about the proposed change. Requirements are the essence of a university. They reveal how an institution feels about the way higher education should be conducted. If the requirements are weak and unstructured, the university looks like a failure. If the requirements are overly rigid and extreme, the university will suffer by appearing unattractive to prospective students. On that scale, the current Breadth of Knowledge requirements are more the former and the proposed changes propel the requirements completely across the spectrum to the latter. What we need now is a satisfactory median. Many problems and concerns were brought out last Friday at a student forum in which students gave their opinions on how the proposed revisions would affect them and their majors. Among the students' complaints: financial burdens caused by students having to stay at Parkside an extra semester or two; staffing problems caused by offering more sections of r equired courses (either that or have bigger class sizes); too much diluting from a student's work in his or her particular field of study. Some people don't see the difference between the current and the proposed requirements because a student would still need 120 credits to graduate. The average requirements for a major are 40 credits; add on the current Breadth of Knowledge it becomes 78 credits (counting foreign language). So that leaves roughly 40. credits of electives a student can take. That seems adequate. But the proposal would raise the number of Breadth of Knowledge requirements by 10, thereby lowering the number of e lectives. Also, the proposed requirements go from the current broad and inconclusive requirements to a set of requirements that contain questionable areas. They are proposing too many required credits. Not only would the proposal reduce the number of ele ctives, it would, as students said at the forum, create financial burdens, staffing problems and scheduling conflicts. The APC should fix the loopholes of the Breadth of Knowledge without adding to the number of credits. Fix the problems but don't create additional ones. It's commendable that the Academic Policies Committee wants the best for Parkside's requirements by reviewing existing standards to see if they are doing what they were intended to do. Revisions are needed, and the Breadth of Knowledge subcommittee saw that. But the bottom line is, their revision needs to be revised. New SOC officers should clean up election process by G. Helgeson At the last bi-weekly meeting of the Student Organizations Council (SOC), next year's chairperson and vice-chairperson were elected. Sort of. On April 7, Sarkis Yoghourtdjian, who is currently president of International Students, became SOC's new chair. Chuck Neu was elected vice-chair. I have absolutely no quarrel with the persons who are in these positions. Becuase of my work for Ranger, I am familiar with both Neu and Yoghourtdjian, who seem to be very concerned, capable people. They have convinced me they are committed to solving SOC's current problems responsibly. And they seem to be very aware of their joint ties to the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) and to individual student groups. During the voting process last week, however, I did notice certain inadequacies that I challenge these new leaders to correct as their first project in office. As soon as club presidents entered the room last week, they were handed ballots with a list of names on them and told to vote.. Many voters seated around me were confused — and understandably so. They had hever heard those candidates running against the incumbents speak. Many of them had not even been present two weeks prior when the candidates had been pointed out to the group by SOC chair Jan Oechler, who was running for reelection. Many of them had never met the non-incumbent candidates. Yoghourtdjian also noticed the confusion. He tried to correct that situation by making a motion before the other members to provide a few minutes before the voting process was completed for all the candidates to introduce themselves and to address the pertinant issues. A vote was taken and failed 10-8-2. None of the other candidates then spoke, except Oechler, who was chairing the meeting. When the official vote was tallied, it was discovered that Yoghourtdjian had won by one vote, and Neu had won by four votes, making the election a very close one. Even more surprising than the vote, however, was the number of persons who voted. In the vote to decide whether or not members would hear from their candidates, 20 persons voted. In the election itself, 33 persons voted. There is truly something wrong when so many out of a voting body do not register even an abstention to show their preference on an issue as important as whether or not candidates for leadership positions will speak to them before an election. Moreover, there is something drastically wrong when the chair of that body accepts a vote that nowhere near represents the wishes of the group as a whole. This is especially true when a simple command for order from Oechler would have increased the vote and lessened everyone's confusion. Yoghourtdjian and Neu won by only a slim margin; that means they will be under some pressure to prove themselves during the coming year. One of the ways in which they can gain more support from SOC members (and a lot of other people around here) is to get to work on the sort of proglems that were ironically reflected in the process that Yoghourtdjian and Neu got their positions through. I challenge them to do so. Happy Easter ganger Ken Meyer FHitnr .".'::::;:.Bui.nesV^nager Sue Michett _dS Wendy Wes.pha, Feature id! o Eton pt^nn Edi,°r 5 "" p*"ln0 Ginger Helgeson Photo Editor Edjtor STAFF Carni ££?*» Farrel1' Dan Galbraith, Mike Holmdohl, Carol Klees, Dan McCormack, Lori Meyer, Bruce Preston Kim Schlater, Janet Wells, Jeff Wicks ' res pons! ble'tor"i is* ed i torla | e^Mcyband'content °' UWParkside and th*V are solely 013,; u„. Names w ill be wi thheld f or va lid rea sons reserves ll! "1 2/8t.9 a m' ,or Publication on T hursday. The RA NGER SSorTcfrS" Pr""'egeS Which 'coni^SK from the ganger staff |OP 4Q4UST THE WAU. C4Pn*M57 Sunset Fog Soc/ALlSssif y A j U i \ HE Y Coaj IUL ? To the Editor: Concerned over proposed change in r equirements To the Editor: Recently I attended an open forum put on by PSGA. The forum's agenda was the proposal of the Breadth of Knowledge as stated on February 25, 1981. T his proposal was published in the April 2nd issue of the Ranger. This proposal would change the Breadth of Knowledge from the current 30-38 cr. to approximately 48 cr. A fairly strong student turnout was evident due to the sensitive issue and the promotion by the current president, Jim Kreuser. Beecham Robinson, chair of the Academic Policy Committee, was pleased at the opportunity to exchange ideas with the student body. He said that this was the first time in his nine years at Parkside that he had the opportunity to participate in a forum with students. With the support of Prof. Datta and Prof. Carmen the students expressed their deep concern over th~ present proposal. Many valid points were brought up and it is hoped that this attempt to show the Committee the flaws in their proposal will be met with an open mind. I, along with members of the student body that I have talked to, express our deep concern over this change in policy. I feel that the present Breadth of Knowledge is more than adequate and major change to it would lower the quality of education. If the changes were to be implemented most, if not all, special interest classes would be eliminated. Higher level courses in all areas would be offered less frequently because the staff would have an increased number of introductory classes. Persons majoring in Med. Tech., Pre Med, Pre Law, IEH, and some education majors would find it impossible to graduate in four years unless they took summer school. More importantly, more money is going to be spent, both by the student and the school. The school is going to have to offer more classes at more times and add ad hoc instructors to meet this load; which will increase costs and lower the quality of education. Many students will be at school for longer times during the day andor evenings; some will have to stay an extra semester. Where is this money to come from when financial aid is being reduced and Parkside's operating budget being cut back? I ask you, the students and faculty, to speak out against this change in the Breadth of Knowledge. We should have the right to an individualized education and not to be "universally cloned." John Alan Kemper ganger is now accepting applications for Editor and Business Manager for the 1981-82 academic year. Applicants must be registered UWParkside students planning to take at least 6 credits each semester. Deadline for applications: April 24, 1981 Send application ^Lcom & resume to : UW-Parkside Kenosha, WI 53141 UW System produces blueprint for equality MADISON - The UW-System has reviewed its 1970's progress toward equal opportunity in education and produced a blueprint for successfully completing the effort in the 1980's. A UW System task force report mailed last week to members of the board of regents contains 33 recommendations for attaining equal opportunity for women in this decade. "This report appropriately stresses what remains to be done rather than emphasizing the often significant progress that has been made by our institutions," President Robert M. O'Neil said in a covering letter. "It is a blueprint designed to give guidance to the entire system in Working toward achieving its commitment to equal opportunity in education and employment," he added. The regents, meeting in Madison today and tomorrow (April 9-10), will be asked to approve a time schedule for institutional review of the task force recommendations. They also will be asked to adopt recommendations to establish a system advisory council on the report and give funding for the academic and non - academic needs of women a top priority in the next several biennial budgets. The Regents' Task Force on the Status of Women was chaired by Board President Joyce Erdman of Madison. It began its work in December, 1979 and last year held a system - wide series of hearings. The resulting report, said Erd- Assistant Chancellor Stoffle replies to Task Force optimism by G. Helgeson "I guess I would be a bit skeptical," Carla Stoffle commented on the UW-System projection of changes in the status of women in Wisconsin higher education during the 1980's. Stoffle chaired UW-Parkside's Institutional Resource Committee for the Task Force on the Status of Women last spring. She is also one of the highest ranking women in the UW-System campus administration. One of her foremost concerns is about the status of women and minorities in education. Stoffle feels that it is "naive" to believe that making recommendations about women's status in education is enough to solve their problems. "One of the criticisms I have heard is that all the Task Force did was make recommendations," she said. "No way of enforcing them is the problem. A few years ago, it was the same for the minority Task Force." However, Stoffle does feel that the Task Force accomplished some goals. "They did a good, thorough job of laying out the problem areas," she said, "and the position of Woman Council to the President of the System means that women will have more direct influence than they have in the past. Reporting directly to the President is a way of keeping problems on the front burner." The only way that women can make significant progress, according to Stoffle, is by making it possible for women to move into non - traditional fields in the university, by actively seeking women for faculty positions and by making visible those women who are already qualified for administrative positions in education. "Once you have significant numbers of women in these areas," Stoffle said, "you'll begin to see more women hired for non - traditional positions, as faculty, in administrative positions at a higher level." "We've got to get women out of the idea that there are 'women's majors' with no alternatives," she said, adding, "It's OK if women want to major in college in a traditional field, but we've got to begin identifying women who need alternatives." One of the ways to help women open career choices, Stoffle said, is to reach them at the high school level. "A woman is still in high school when she decides not to take math, but her occupational choices are cut by 3/4 without it," she noted. KENOSHA SAVINGS AND LOAN ASS OCIATION KENOSHA SAVINGS & LOAN ASSOCIATION Tomakeyour future look much brighter. In the areas of women in faculty and administrative positions, Stoffle said the main tasks ahead are in identifying^ and recommending women who are capable. "Many women are qualified for positions in higher education now," she said, "but they need to be recommended initially by someone important, to get a step ahead "of everyone else. That's the way the system works." Women who are already in these positions need to help other women, Stoffle said. "Women are going to have to be a little more tolerant of other women, more supportive," she said. "Women in administration cannot be 'queen bees' and hope to help other women. They cannot remain unique and different." "Even with men who get ahead, if you are different, you are subject to all kinds of gossip. Women must learn to be less sensitive to it, not to be afraid to be themselves. Women administrators have certain qualities, as do successful men, that make them aware and sensitive to people's problems. This is a much more humane way to go. This is an androgynous quality." Also, Stoffle sees the Task Force recommendations as "pointing out some unique needs of women, like the recommendation for better child care facilities. I hope it goes through, but eight or ten years ago, you wouldn't have even seen the recommendation." "But you can't relax," Stoffle said. "I worry about the Reagan administration. Now what we're going to see across the country is how many people are really for affirmative action when much of the social legislation is removed." 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"By this deliberate and careful process we have now evolved a sound analysis of the present status of women, an analysis on which we have built pragmatic recommendations for attaining the needed goals of equal opportunity in the present decade," said Erdman. In its review, the task force found: Regent policy providing equal opportunities in education and eliminating discrimination based on sex had not been fully carried out. Women students still are clustered in such traditional areas of study as education, the arts, home economics and library sciences. Regent policies in the area of equal opportunity and affirmative action have not had a substantial impact on improving the status of women. Women employees remain in lower status and lower pay positions in the system. Current budget priorities offer no incentive to improve women's employment status. Sexual harassment is a serious issue facing students and employees. Campus protection and security is an area of continuing concern. The task force recommendations urged these actions in prescribed areas: STUDENTS — programs to encourage women to enter fields in which they have been traditionally underrepresented, reallocation of student service resources to meet the special needs of women, evaluation of campus security and health services available to women, and exploration of ways to provide more adequate child care. FACULTY — improve institutional records on recruiting, hiring, retention and promotion of faculty women; correct salary inequities between males and females; re - examine personnel rules to assure that women and minorities would not be disproportionately affected by layoffs. WOMEN'S STUDIES — ask faculty to incorporate material about women into the curriculum, introduce classroom materials reflecting the diversity of women's roles and experiences, seek every means to sustain women's studies programs in periods of funding decline. ACADEMIC STAFF — review personnel rules, procedures and practices to determine if they adversely affect the institutional participation and professional pursuits of women; support salary equity for women and programs to further their professional development. CLASSIFIED STAFF — support and strengthen equal pay policy; make training and development programs more accessible to clerical staff; support flexible work hours, job sharing and permanent part time positions; make a more equitable distribution of clerical positions within pay ranges. WOMEN IN ADMINISTRATION — reaffirm regent policy that search and screen committees agressively seek women candidates; strongly encourage internal promotion at the middle management level; introduce administrative internship programs for women at each institution in the system. The task force also asked the regents to adopt a series of changes in equal opportunity policy to strengthen affirmative action efforts. These include annual reports to the regents which assess institutional progress toward affirmative action goals; periodic examination of all employment policies, practices and procedures to assure none discriminate, and adequate financial support for affirmative action offices. You Don't Have to Invest Your Entire Summer to Earn Credits at the University of Wisconsin Oshkosh > i i OSHKOSH * one 8-week session June 15 - August 7 * two 4-week sessions «£une 15 - July 10 July 13 - A ugust 7 * 4-day class week * early morning classes * evening classes For information, clip and mail the form below to: Summer Semester University of Wisconsin Oshkosh Oshkosh, Wisconsin 54901 Please send me a Summer Class Schedule Name. Address. City .State. .Zip. 4 Thursday, April 16,1981 RANGER Student " M0C2U'eWSki' ^ National premiere UW-P hosts "See What I Sa y" by G. Heigeson UW - Parkside will host the premiere of "See What I Say," a film that speaks to the important shared concerns of advocates of deaf awareness and the feminist community, on May 9. The Union Cinema premiere will begin at Coupon V2 Off on the second buffet Eat All You Want Buffet Lunch Buffet $4.35 Dinner Buffet $6.55 10% Discount with UW-P I.D. Villa Capri Shopping Center 2116-20th Place 551-7883 2:30 p. m., with a wine and cheese reception to follow in the Bazaar area. Currently a finalist in the American Film Festival in New York, the film has been purchased by WGBH public television in Boston for a Holiday Special airing nationally this summer. Sponsors for "See What I Say" at Parkside are the Educational Outreach Office and Parkside Women's Concourse. Interviews with four deaf women and with feminist songwriter Holly Near, whose filmed concert is interpreted for the deaf, combine to reveal the frustrations of the deaf, who have limited access to cultural and political events. The film also captures the excitement that a live performance brings to the deaf community, while a hearing audience experiences a new language. Near's music is interpreted by Susan Freundlich, who incorporated mime and dance into American Sign Language. The film is a 25 minute, 16 mm documentary that was produced and directed by Michigan Women Filmmakers. Project directors for the film were Freddi Stevens, a special education instructor at Reuther Alternative High School in Kenosha, and Linda Chapman and Pam Le Blanc, both from 0e*Aosiria//^ Mail Personally Yours To: Stretch & Sew Fabrics 6100 Washington Ave. Racine, Wl 53406 Shirt Color Size S-M-L-XL Initials (3) Monogram Color Ladies ready-made scoop-neck shirt in a 50% polyester/50% cotton interlock knit. 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"The film won't be completed until it is captioned," Stevens said. "One of the major goals of this film is to show people how films and other cultural events can be made accessible to the deaf audience." "Our work on the film really started two years ago when all three of us attended the Michigan Women's Musical Festival," Stevens said. Everything was interpreted. Now that we're almost finished with captioning, we're really excited about the product we have to share. While working on "See What I Say," we learned not only more about film, but about the problems of the hearing impaired. We feel we have created a model of what can be done to include them in cultural activities." Student tickets for the Union Cinema premiere of "See What I Say" can be purchased at the Union Information Desk. The public can also obtain tickets from the Kenosha Achievement Center, Society's Assets of Racine or Developmental Disabilities Information Service of Racine. Tickets are priced at $3 for students and $6 for the public. Volunteers needed for conference by G. Heigeson Volunteer workers are needed for the week before and the days of UW - Parkside's womens conference, according to Esther Letvin, on - campus organizer for the conference. A training session will be held for volunteers at 1 p. m. on Monday in Greenquist 210, she said. At that time, volunteers will be able to work with the conference coordinators on publicity planning and can sign up to work during the conference. "Some volunteers will be able to attend the conference free if they donate enough of their time," Letvin said. She encourages students to volunteer. The conference, entitled "Accent on Women," will feature a one - woman dramatization of the life of 19th century feminist Margaret Fuller, a lecture on "Women in the Work Force" by feminist commentator Caroline Bird, an organizational fair featuring community agencies from Kenosha and Racine and a full day series of workshops. It will be held at Parkside on Friday night through Saturday, April 24 - 25. Childcare for the first 50 registered conference goers and volunteers will be supplied by Parkside's Child Care Center free of charge. Reservations must be made by April 15. For more information, call Maureen Budowle at ext. 2227. Brochures and registration forms for the conference are available at the Union Information Desk, at the Main Place Kiosk and at the Child Care Center. For more informaton call ext. 2351 between 1 and 5 p. m. weekdays. The conference fee, which includes all the events and a luncheon in the Union Dining Room, is $6.50 for students and $10.50 for the public. MDA summer camp requests recruits The Muscular Dystrophy Association (MDA) is recruiting student volunteers for an 8-day residential summer camp for children and teens, ages 8 to 18, with muscular dystrophy. The camp will be held June 13 - 20,1981 at the YMCA Camp Minikani on Amy Belle Lake in Hubertus, Wisconsin approximately a 30 minute drive northwest of Milwaukee. The main purpose of the camp is to provide a release for the camper, a chance to get away and a chance to communicate with others sharing common interests and mutual problems. While at camp, the campers and volunteers participate in a most diversified program of activities. There is swimming, boating, fishing, horseback riding, riflery, modified forms of baseball, hockey and other activities including art and crafts. Because the campers are physically handicapped and almost all are in wheelchairs, volunteer attendants are necessary. The MDA policy states that there will be one volunteer for each and every camper that attends. Without volunteers such a camp could not exist. The attendant is someone outside the home with whom the camper can talk with, depend on and confide in. He or she assists the camper whenever he or she needs help, actually becoming the campers arms and legs. The attendant is available to the camper 24 hours a day when necessary. Volunteers are required to arrive at camp Saturday morning, June 13th. Campers arrive on June 14th. This gives the volunteers a full day and evening for staff training and orientation. Room and board will be furnished. The only expense for the attendant is transportation to and from camp. The MDA is always in need of good volunteers. They believe that the program provides an excellent experience for students, both personally and professionally. For this reason, the MDA Summer Camp has been used as a field replacement for student credit or as a partial requirement in an independent studies program. If you wish to attend the MDA camp, send for an application to: MDA Summer Camp, 5918 W. North Avenue, Milwaukee, WI 53208 or phone (414) 453-7600. Patronize Our Advertisers mmmmm mmmmin j AMow 2-3 weeks for delivery Zip ^oc'e -j .State POSTAL INSTANT PRESS Only BUCK to a Customer WILL GIVE THE BEARER ON DEMAND $1.00 TOWARD ANY RESUME PRINTING WHILE-YOU-WAIT 'ONE FAST BUCK< RANGER Thursday , April 16,1981 James recreates Fuller's life in one-woman show Margaret Fuller was America's "first feminist." She started the first "rap" sessions in Boston, was the first to speak out for women's rights, authored the first book on the condition of women, was the New York Tribune's first female reporter and its first foreign correspondent, and was a leading light in 19th century Transcendentalism. New York actress Laurie James recreates that remarkable life in her one - woman show "Still Beat Noble Hearts," to be presented at Parkside's Communication Arts Theater at 7:30 p.m. on Friday, April 24, in conjunction with an "Accent on Women" conference the following day on campus. Fuller's book, "Women in the 19th Century," laid the ground work for feminism in the United States in the 1840s, forming the first written statement on women's issues. The book was widely criticized as immoral for its advocacy of women's rights. Born in 1810, t he eldest of e ight children, Fuller was given a classical education rare for girls of her era. She also early formed friendships with such giants of Transcendentalism as Emerson and Thoreau. Forced by her father's death to support her family, she launched intellectual discussion groups for women in Boston and shared the editorship of Dial magazine. At Horace Greeley's invitation, she joined his New York Tribune where her articles called for a new American literature and art, for 2n reform and for women's nghts. She went to Europe as a joreign correspondent in 1846 became a supporter of revolutionary movement in Rome fhl n?arruied a young nob,eman, the Marchese Giovanni Ossoli. duller, her husband and young &on were killed in a shipwreck aunng a voyage to America in 1850. James' dramatic presentation, interlaced with slides showing historic locations in Fuller's saga, deals with the American period of her life and career. James wrote me show based on several years of research and currently is at work on a sequel dealing with Fuller's European years. James launched her show before NOW chapters in New York, later performed it at Harvard University where Margaret Fuller Day" was proclaimed and has just completed a west coast tour. Writer-actress James follows in the Fuller tradition in her own life, combining professional activity with marriage and five children Both husband and kids, she says, are supportive of her efforts to bring Fuller's story to wider public attention. Admission to her performance is included in the registration fee for the "Accent on Women" program. Individual tickets are $2.50 and may be purchased at the door. A wine reception will follow the performance. Honor society now accepting applications The Scholastic All - American Selection Committee is now accepting applications for the 1981 Spring Semester. Students who are active in scholastic organizations and who perform well in class are asked to join. The Scholastic All - American is an honor society founded to recognize this country's top undergraduate and graduate students. Five thousand students are selected from over 1,280 schools covering all 50 states. Members participate in various nationally organized service projects each year. Students are selected for con- Discussion on wellness During the Activity Hour on Wednesday, April 22, 1981, the Campus Health Office and the University of Wisconsin Milwaukee School of Nursing Consortial Nursing Program at Parkside will present a panel discussion on Health and Wellness in Union Room 106, from 1 p.m. to 3 p.m. The nurse participants will be Esther Alexanian, Administrator, Community and Family Health Services of Kenosha County; LuAnn Wells, Community Health Educator, St. Luke's Hospital, Racine; Carol Jacobs, Director of Nursing, Schoop Memorial Home, Racine. sideration based on the extent of their academic and scholastic performance both in and out of th e classroom. No one factor is weighed heaviest when a new member is considered. A student's best asset must be his or her "well roundedness." Interested students are asked to send a stamped, self - addressed envelope to "Applications," Scholastic All - American, Administrative Offices, P. O. Box 237, Clinton, New York, 13324. Application deadline is May 30. All students are encouraged to submit an application regardless of their grade point average. LEITCH PRINTING CORPORATION For The Very Best in Resume Printing 1619 - 52nd St. Kenosha, Wl 652-1837 Conference explores issues facing women in the '80's Author and social researcher Caroline Bird, who has won a reputation as a "centerist" in the women's right's movement, will keynote a major conference exploring 55 different issues facing women in the '80s on Saturday, April 25, a t UW - Parkside. Bird, who will open the Saturday sessions at 9 a. m., following 8:30 a. m. registration in Wyllie Library - Learning Center Main Place, is widely known for her books, "Born Female: The High Cost of Keeping Women Down," '^Everything a Woman Needs to Know to Get Paid What She's Worth," and "The Two Paycheck Marriage." Her knowledge of trends in both business and education has resulted in guest appearances on several national TV shows including "The Today Show," "Good Morning America," and "Sixty Minutes." Between 10:45a. m. and 4 p. m., conference participants will be offered choices from among 43 seventy - five minute sessions and 12 two and one - half hour sessions dealing with a variety of topics i n c l u d i n g i n t e r p e r s o n a l relationships, career and work life, health and female sexuality, stereotyping, marital property reform, education and re - entry to the work world, combining home and job responsibilities, life styles and life stages, women and unions, volunteerism, coping mechanisms and women's support services and networking. In conjunction with the conference, a number of local women's organizations and agencies will participate in a fair at which they will distribute literature and other information on their services. The "Accent on Women" ACCENT on WOMEN.. April 24-25, 1981 program is sponsored by UW - Parkside, University Extension and the Wo/Men's Bureau of Gateway Technical Institute. Student group co - sponsor's are Political Science Club, Parkside Women s Concourse and Parkside Student Government Association Advance registration is required by April 20. Why do some people think Bud. is sort of special? Go ahead and find out why! (Brewing beer right does make a difference.) When you say Budweiser., you've said it all! ANHEUSER-BUSCH, INC, • ST. LOUIS Thursday, April 16,1981 Problem-solving workshop offered i tmi V-* . . _ . "The Bottom Line," an organization of Parkside communication students, will present a workshop entitled "Problem Solving — Thinking Hard Doesn't Always Work" on April 23, in union 207 from 8-9:15 p.m. Since everyone can "own" at least one problem — related to job, school, or home, "The Bottom Line" intends to aid workshop participants to focus on real problems as opposed to a problem's symptoms. The workshop will first show a film strip: "Using Your Head Creatively." Participants will Mexican immigration discussed then form groups of three to four people, using cooperative problem solving techniques while aided by consultants. Each participant will receive a workshop folder, containing helpful articles, brain teasers, and a problem solving bibliography. Refreshments will be served. Door prizes will be drawn at the end of the session. The workshop is free and open to students, staff, and faculty. For further information, interested persons may contact Jan Brown at 554-1200 or Terri Londre at 636- 7666. I McGovern to discuss USSR Professor Dan McGovern of the Political Science Discipline will present a slide/lecture program on the Soviet Union, Wednesday, April 22 in Union 104 from 1-2 p.m. The talk, entitled "Inside the Soviet Union Today," will describe the recent trip taken by Prof. McGovern and 10 Parkside students during spring break. It will focus on Moscow, Leningrad, and Tallin with special emphasis on the Kremlin and political control, Soviet cultural highlights, the educational system, and the current standard of living in the USSR. The program is being sponsored by the Library/Learning Center for Activity Period and is free and open to students, faculty and staff. by Jeff Wicks "Mexico — U. S. Relations: Immigration and the Labor Market" was the subject of the March 31 public forum held at Parkside. The program, moderated by Behavioral Science Professor Lionel Maldonado, featured guest speakers Patrick Lucey, former Wisconsin Governor who served as U. S. Ambassador to Mexico during the Carter Administration; Dr. Paul Storing, formerly on the Bureau of Inter - American Affairs; and Dr. Richard Perlman, labor economist and Latin American specialist at UW - Milwaukee. Dr. Storing was asked to speak when the scheduled speaker, Everett Ellis Briggs was unable to appear. Lucey stated that the current program concerning illegal aliens from Mexico is ineffective. He said that although temporary immigration to the United States is frequently dicussed, permanent immigration is not. Lucey said that two - thirds of the illegal immigrants who cross the border into the U. S. r eturn home. Lucey also pointed out that U. S. money made by "undocumented workers," as they are officially called, is sent back home to support family and friends still living in Mexico. The former ambassador stated that although illegal alien labor is used all over the U. S. unscrupulous businessmen in the border states thrive on cheap foreign labor. The "undocumented workers" do not complain about very low usages and terrible working conditions because their employers will report them to the Immigration and Naturalization Service. "I think we should grant amnesty for everybody who has been here since January 1, 1980. I think that the most reprehensible part of the bulk of Immigration and Naturalization is to try to sneak out and send back ... the most reproductive people to Mexico." Dr. Storing pointed out that although many Americans are upset aboqt the aliens working in the U. S., they do not realize that prices are lower on food and clothing products when Mexican labor is used because it is cheap. "The Mexican government seems content with the status quo, as it allows an escape valve for a large per cent of the people, 40 or 50% of the workforce," Storing said. He said that the Reagan Administration is looking at the Select Commissions' recom- British Labor Party crisis contains political realignment vehicle hv Stisnn Mirhotti " Thn f,..n n.:u.L . .. ... ^ mendations. Storing said that progress has been made by both countries' administrations. Perlman gave some statistics on what he called "the numbers game" concerning Mexican immigrants, life expectancy in Mexico and the Mexican workforce. Perlman said that 20 years ago the 1960 census reported 35 million Mexicans. In 1980, there were 70 million. "If that rate were to continue for the next 40 y ears, there would be as many Mexicans as there are Americans — about 280 million," said Perlman. "There aren't more people being born in Mexico. There are fewer people dying; so that children live to adulthood, adults live to middle age. Twenty years ago the average life span in Mexico was 47. Now it's 64," Perlamn said. "Only 18 million are working out of 70 million. The rest are children — 16 i s the average age," said Perlman. He pointed out that Mexico still does not have an economy with much industry. A video tape of the forum is on reserve in the library under Prof. Kenneth Hoover's name and may be viewed during library hours. by Susan Michetti "The End of the Broad Church? Fundamentalism in the British Labour Party"- was discussed at Parkside's Roundtable on March 30 by Colin Hargrave, a Labour Council Member from the London Borough of Bexley. The Labor Party in Great Britain is now facing its most serious crisis in history and could possibly result in a fundamental realignment in the British Party system, according to Hargrave. The two major British Parties, the Labour Party and the Conservative Party, are relatively •evenly matched in their national electoral appeal. Yet election results create the semblence of big political changes because a three percent swing can change control of government between the Labour Party and the Conservative Party. Currently, the Labour Party is only 12 seats away from winning control of the Parliamentary government. Students concerned Continued From Page One courses to take)," said student Gary Strathman. "You're forcing me into things I don't think I need." Another student commented that it is the job of advisors to inform students about which courses would be beneficial in their particular fields. Luis Valldejuli, PSGA Senator, said, "High school is where they ask you to take all these courses and see what you want to do in life. I don't think we need- to do all this in a university. I'm an adult. I can decide what I want to do now." Visiting Assoc. Professor John Carman suggested that a research project on the importance and implementation of the Breadth of Knowledge be undertaken to determine if the requirements need revision. "One of the main issues here is whether there should be any requirements. And for sure, we should not impose new requirements until the old ones are shown where they are wrong." Professor Datta said that the APC should "mend the problems, solve what you've got rather than create a whole bunch of problems that the students are not going to be able to solve." The issues and comments brought up at the student forum will be submitted to the APC along with all additinal input from other areas. Announcements of division meetings pertaining to the Breadth of Knowledge will be posted on the PSGA office window, next to the Coffee Shoppe. The Science division will meet Friday, April 17 at 1p .m. in GRNQ D-lll. Hargrave said that a new British party called the Social Democratic Party was launched in March by a dissatisfied group withing the Labur Party, which is unhappy with the left wing of the Labour Party. The growth of the left wing in England predates Margaret Thatcher's right wing government, according to Hargrave. Factional strife is nothing new in the British Labour Party, but the change is contained between "the decent left of the fifties and the indecent left of today," Hargrave said. He explained that most of the new left are young people who are not especially well - educated. "Some are sincere, but others are motivated by the savage ... Their understanding of Marx consists of cliches when you try to pin them down," Hargrave said. He said that Harold Wilson has reminded the British people that the Labour Party was always a broad church and that a split could create a threatening new situation. The Labour Party has been more tolerant of Trotskyites and Soviet sympathizers which have only been permitted to join the Labour Party recently; yet this new left, in turn, is not very CLASSIFIED ADS Silly PERSONALS DO YOU WANT SILLY RULES? politicians? Do you want control of this silly Institution? Then vote silly party in the next PSGA election. The Larch VOLTAR is a necrophiliac and his mother is a pedophile. The Larch HOPE ya have a good Easter Cocoa Puffs! Love, Me! GOOD LUCK this season baseball players. The Cheerleaders THE PEP SQUAD NEEDS YOU! Cheerleaders TEN CHEERLEADERS are in need of a lift! Join squad MALES NEEDED for mounting. 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He said that perhaps this movement to radical policies is not so bad because now the complacent Labour members are being called upon to be more accountable. Hargrave said that old cliches and dogmatics are abundant, creating disillusionment with policies. "In a democratic system, government should be conducted by intelligence," Hargrave said. The wide change in the traditional Labour vote, caused by massive disaffection of voters who are not just abstainers but actually voting conservative, is disturbing to Hargrave. Yet, Hargrave finds that the members of the radical left are strangely unconcerned. "Pleasing a small group of Labour Party activists is not democracy," Hargrave said. Instead, Hargrave pointed out that the Labour Party should seek the opinions of the people that it wishes to represent rather than the members squabbling amongst themselves. Hargrave said that the novelty of a new party may be a sufficiently serious force that could bring about relignment. The Social Democratic Party, comprised of the break - away members of the right wing of the Labour Party, hopes to eitiist the support of the Liberal party through some sort of an issue pact, according to Hargrave. Considering that the Liberal Party generally carries 15 - 20% of the vote, three possibilities for major realignment are possible. The Social Democratic Party could gain Parliamentary power only if it could enlist the entire Liberal Party and about one - half of the Labour Party. Otherwise the Social Democratic Party may prevent the Labour Party from gaining control in the next election. Meanwhile, this movement could force the Labour Party to become more accountable. "For the press and the academics, these are exciting times; for the Labour Party, it is not clear where we are going," Hargrave said. CLASSIFIED POLICY for student/ student organization 1. Submitters must present valid Parkside ID. 2. Two free ads 10 words or less. 3. 30$ will be charged for every additional 10 words < or less. FREE classified ads to STUDENTS DEADLINE: FRIDAY 10:30 AM! STUDENT/STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE Any registered UW-P student or student organization is qualified to insert a classified line ad in the Ranger at no cost if under or equivalent to 10 words. (Phone numbers equal 1 word.) I | Classification: Name SS No. Ranger WLLCD139 RANGER Thursday, April 16,1981 RANGER photo by Kim Schlater Erick Hawkins Dance Co. f*'C* haWK|Ns DANCE COMPANY concluded the 1980-81 Accent on Enrichment Series. The program ended with the performance of "Agathlon" which features the entire company. Business management areas to be focus of sessions A "Professional Development Day" focusing on the future of Wisconsin business and industry and trends in four specific business management functional areas will be held at Parkside on Saturday, April 25, beginning at 8:30 a.m. with registration in the Campus Union. A morning general session in Greenquist Hall room 103 will include presentations on "The Business Outlook for Wisconsin in the '80s and '90s" by Dale A. Landgren, project specialist for forecasting and economics, Wisconsin Electric Power Co., Milwaukee; "Interest Rates and Inflation - Short Term and Long Term Expectations" by Russell Kafka, first vice president, Heritage Bank, Milwaukee; and "Prospects for Business Growth in Southeastern Wisconsin" by Ettore Barbatelli, chairman, Valuation Research Corp., Milwaukee. Concurrent sessions will be held from 1:15 to 4 p.m. in four specific management areas: Developments in Accounting and Financial Reporting: Speakers will be William J. Chernelich, CPA, senior manager, Price-Waterhouse & Co., Milwaukee, on "Trends in Financial Reporting - FASB and SEC"; Charles Baker, CPA, manager, Ernst & Whinney, Cleveland, on "Inflation Accounting"; and Don W. Elleman, pianager of internal accounting, Clark Oil & Refining Corp., Milwaukee, on "The Changing Role and Responsibilities of the Internal Auditor." Developments in Management Information Systems: Mary Aschauer, office systems specialist, IBM, Milwaukee, "Office Systems Overview"; and Gregory A. LaFond, manager, management services department, Arthur Young and Co., Milwaukee, "Feasibility and Cost- Benefit Analysis of Word Processing Systems." Developments in Management Planning: Allan Kauth, vice president, Forum Ltd., Milwaukee, "MRP (Materials Requirement Planning) to BRP (Business Requirements Planning): Journey Through the '80s"; and Duane E. Lakin, PhD, president, Lakin Associates, Milwaukee, "HRP (Human Requirements Planning): Key to Running a Business." Managing Stress in the Work Environment: Prof. James J. Polczynski, PhD, assistant professor, business and administrative science, UWParkside, "Coping with Stress: The Manager's Dilemma." Parkside business management alumni who will chair the sessions are Rex Brown, 1971, vice president of human relations, St. Luke's Hospital, Racine; Thomas Garner, 1972, controller, Aetna Bank, Chicago; Kenneth Van Kammen, 1972, senior systems analyst, Abbott Laboratories, Chicago; Thomas Baur, 1980, vice president of manufacturing, Dremel Division of Emerson Electric Company, Racine; and William G. Ferko, 1975, 1980, manager, finance office accounting, J.I. Case Credit Corp., Racine. The program is sponsored by the Parkside Division of B usiness and Administrative Science, the Small Business Development Center Management Assistance Center and the UW Extension Division of Business Outreach. The program carries .6 Continuing Education Units (CEUs). Advance registration is required and can be made by contacting the Parkside Division of Business and Administrative Science in Molinaro Hall, Room 326 B, o r 553-2280 or 553-2 047. The fee, which includes luncheon, is $15 for an individual or $20 for an individual and spouse. Alumni College offers classes for graduates and their spouses The second annual Alumni College, for Parkside graduates and their spouses, will be held Saturday, April 25, beginning at 8:30 a.m. in the Campus Union Bazaar. The program also is open to graduates of other UW System campuses. Thomas Krimmel, Director of Alumni and Placement Services, said Parkside has about 4,400 alumni, some 80 p ercent of them in the Southeastern Wisconsin / Northern Illinois area. The day-long Alumni College includes 14 cl asses. Morning class topics, from 9:15- noon, include buying a home in the '80s, calligraphy, personal computers, the economy under the Reagan administration, classical music and record collecting, biofeedback for fun and recreation, and 35 mm photography. Afternoon topics, from 1-3:45 p.m., include the home darkroom, starting a small business, the Soviet Union today, home energy conservation, a follow-up biofeedback session, prevention of job burn-out, and investment opportunities. Instructors will include Parkside faculty members, alumni and community resource persons. Class sessions have been scheduled so that participants will be able to select one course during the morning session and one during the afternoon. The program, which includes luncheon, will conclude with a cocktail reception at 3:45 p.m. Deadline for registration is April 21. The fee is $15 per person or $20 for an alumnus and spouse. More information can be obtained by contacting the Alumni and Placement Services office, D-173 Wyllie Library - Learning Center, Kenosha, 53141, phone 553-2452. Percussion, Wind Ensembles to perform A joint spring concert will be presented by the Parkside Percussion and Wind Ensembles at 8 p.m. on Monday, April 20, in the Communication Arts Theater. Tickets are $1 for adults and 50 cents for students and senior citizens and are available at the door. The Percussion Ensemble, directed by Linda Raymond, will present John Beck's Jazz Variants, Michael Colgrass' The Three Brothers and Gardner Read's The Aztec Gods. The Wind Ensemble, under the direction of Scott Mather, will perform Franz Joseph Haydn's Octet, Gordon Jacob's William Byrd Suite, Morton Gould's Ballad and Kenneth Alford's The Mad Major March. Coming Events Thursday, April 16 RECITAL by students at 1 p. m. in the Union Cinema. The program is free and open to the public. r Monday, April 20 ROUND TABLE at 12 noon in Union 106. Prof. Linda Kamens will talk on "Social Program Evaluation: A Feminist Perspective". The program is free and open to the public. VIDEO CONCERT at lp. m. in Union Square with Roger Daltrey, Isaac Hayes, Pat Travers, Peter Gabriel and "Kool & t he Gang". Admission is free for Parkside students, staff and faculty. Sponsored by PAB. CONCERT at 8 p. m. in the Communication Arts Theatre with Scott Mather directing the Parkside Percussion and Wind Ensembles. Admission at the door is 50% for students and senior citizens and $1.00 for others. Tuesday, April 21 CONCERT MENC student compositions at 8 p. m. in the Union Cinema. The program is free and open to the public. Wednesday, April 22 PANEL DISCUSSION "Wellness and Health Promotional Strategies" by a panel of three nurses and the UWP Health Office at 12:30 p. m. in Union 106. The program is free and open to the public. SLIDE/LECTURE at 1 p. m. in Union 104. Prof. Dan McGovern will talk on "Inside Russia Today". Admission is free for Parkside students, staff and faculty. Sponsored by the Library Learning Center. SENIOR RECITAL at 8 p. m. in the Communication Arts Theatre with Monica Scholz, piano; Lynn Ruud, piano; and Tim Fox, trumpet. The program is free and open to the public, Thursday, April 23 FACULTY RECITAL at 1 p. m. in the Union Cinema with Martha Dodds, soprano. The program is free and open to the public. VIDEO TAPE will be repeated at 1 p. m. in Union Square. - Library hours during Easter Library hours on Good Friday, April 17, are 7:45 a. m. -12 noon. The library will be open as usual, 8:30a. m. -4:30 p. m., on Saturday and will be dosed on Easter Sunday. Senior recital to be held Monica Scholz, a piano student of Barbara English Maris, will present a senior recital at 8 p. m. on Wednesday, April 22, in the Communication Arts Theater. She will be assisted by Tim Fox, trumpet, and Lynn Ruud, piano, in the free public program. Scholz will perform Six Piano Pieces Op 118 by B rahms, Sonata in B-flat Mayor for Two Pianos by Clementi, Sonatine pour Trompette Ut et Piano by Casterede, a contemporary composer, and Sonata in F Major by Haydn. After her graduation in May, Scholz plans to open a studio for piano instruction in her home in Somers. Paddling Council formed The Parkside Area Paddling Council is a newly formed organziation for people interested in canoeing and kayaking. The dub will highlight several aspects of paddling, including safety, cruising (river touring), and competition, through workshops, clinics, and on the water experience. They will be holding their first meeting Thursday, April 23 at the University of Wisconsin - Parkside at 7:30 p. m. in room 107 of Molinaro Hall. Activities planned for the near future are a pool clinic on Saturday, April 25 at the Parkside pool from 2:004:00 p. m. There will be a variety of canoes and kayaks available for people to try, with demonstrations of the eskimo roll and canoeing skills. The following weekend there will be a Sunday afternoon cruise through the Horicon Marsh area on May 3. It will be a leisurely paddle down the Rock River with a break for a shore lunch. Saturday, May 16 the Pole, Paddle, Portage, and Push Canoe Race will be revived. The location of the race will be determined pending water conditions. Membership is open to anyone interested in paddling. If you have a favorite cruise or any special interests or talents there will be time to discuss them at the meeting. There will also be some paddling films shown at the meeting. For further information contact Steve Kaufman at 654- 0645, or Dave Vollmer at 553-5359. ~ Htntfa^arai SALES - PARTS 552-7070 County Hwy. "H" At Hwy, II, Stvrtouant, Wn. Downtown/Kenosha Elm wood Plaza/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear r Softball team keeps winning RANGER photo by Doug Edenhauser during a game againft tht Colteje oTLak^Co^nt^ ^ +h'rd ^ Pep Squad needs men This past basketball season was the first time that the Parkside cheerleaders have used men on the Pep squad during the games. Hopefully it was the start of a trend that will continue here at Parkside. In an effort to perpetuate the trend, the Pep squad has organized two clinics and a tryout later this month in order to put together a group of men to accompany the women at a cheerleading camp to be held at the end of August at either Memphis State or the University of Michigan. For those who make the team the cost of t he camp will be paid. The first clinic will be held Wednesday, April 22nd at 6 p.m. in the gym. The second one will be held on Sunday, April 26th, also at 6 p.m. and also in the gym. If you are interested you should try to attend both of the clinics. Those who are unable to attend one or both of the clinics should contact Melanie at 552-8631 or Shirley Schmerling at 553-2320. The tryouts for the men will be held Monday, April 27th at 6 p.m. in the gym. There are many advantages for those who make the squad. Along with the paid trip to the cheerleading camp, the team will travel to all of the away basketball games in the state, with some of those being overnight stays. Not to mention the fun. Table Tennis Club Parkside students took advantage of the opportunity to play and watch table tennis in Main Place on Wednesday, April 1st. The purpose of the exhibition, sponsored by Parkside Table Tennis Club, was to prove that table tennis is for everyone. "We want people to realize that the club is for everyone of all skill levels," explained Gary Ledger, PTTC President. "In fact, the club right now is composed of players of a wide variety of table tennis skills. This is why we can guarantee anyone who joins the club that there is another club member of comparable table tennis skill." One exhibition table featured two pairs of members. Brian Walley played Hak Jun Kim and Brian Langenbach played Matt Giovanelli. This attracted interest from the people passing by. The other table, an open play table, was for spectators to play. These players experienced first - hand that you don't have to be a good player to have fun — which is the idea behind the club. Certificates were presented by PTTC member Joan Mandli to all who participated, which included both students and staff. Variety was added to the exhibition with three special guests. Assistant Chancellor Carla Stoffle played PTTC member Patty DeLuisa. Patty edged out Asst. Chancellor Stoffle 11-8. Student body President Jim Kreuser then battled it out with his Vice - President, Kathy Bambrough. The two were equally matched. Kreuser won all three games 21-14, 21-1 8, 21-19. The club gained a new member during the event, with another dozen potential members that signed up at the open play table. "Our club is mainly a social club, to meet people and have fun. Thats why the club is for everyone - of all skill levels " Ledger said. by Doug Edenhauser Parkside's women's softball team continued its winning ways this past week by running its record to 9-1, with five victories in six games. April 7th, the women hosted the College of Lake County and took both games, the first one by a 7-4 score and the second one 12-11. Freshman Laura Laurenzi pitched the first game and got the win giving up only five hits. Although Parkside managed just two hits in this game the real story was the defense, or lack of it. Lake County committed six errors and the Rangers capitalized on them. The second game was more exciting as Parkside came from behind to win the game 12-11 on a home run by Debbie Lopez in the top of t he ninth inning. Freshman Paula Sandahl pitched the last five innings and got the win. Last Saturday the women travelled to Chicago to battle DePaul and lost their first game of the season, 3-1 in the first contest of a doubleheader. All the games that the women play are doubleheaders except for the tournament games. The games were played in the mud, eliminating Parkside's speed on the basepaths. The first game was won by DePaul, 3-1. Coach Linda Henderson said, "We shouldn't have lost that game. The field was terrible. We let them have two runs in the fourth." In that inning, the first woman up got a double, then Parkside retired the next two batters and it looked like they would get out of the inning. Pitcher Lynn Barth hit the next batter and then walked two more to force in a run. An error by Debbie Lopez gave up the second run in the inning and that was all DePaul needed. They scored an insurance run in the sixth inning to seal the victory and hand the Rangers their only loss to date. Lynn Barth pitched the whole game for the Rangers and got stuck with the loss. The Rangers took the second game 3-0 as Paula Sandahl pitched another complete game victory. Debbie Lopez got three hits in four times up to the plate hitting in the fourth spot in the batting order. Lead-off hitter Laura Laurenzi went 2 for 3. "She's getting on base and that's her job," Henderson said. April 6th, the Rangers took on conference foe Carthage and had to battle their own lack of def ense before winning the first game 6-5. "The game shouldn't have been that close, but we made seven errors. Fortunately they made five errors," Henderson said. Jeanne Hintz and Kathy Tobin both went three for four at the plate as Parkside knocked Carthage pitching for 14 hits. Lynn Barth got the win, running her season record to 3-1. Paula Sandahl again proved to be the Ranger's ace pitcher as she ran her season record to 5-0 with a two hitter. The difference in the two games was the defense. Hintz made a great catch early in the game and Laurenzi made another one later in the game. Both hits prevented possible runs by Carthage. Parkside played flawless defense in this game, while the opponents only committed one error. Parkside's next home game is Thursday against Northwestern Illinois at 3 p.m. on the Pets diamond. Sharp breaks another record Trudging 25 times around a track with a 20 m.p.h. wind blowing, Parkside's Ray Sharp turned in another awesome performance by winning the 10,000 meter walk at the Parkside Invitational last Saturday. Sharp's time of 42:12.2 set an American record for the distance, thus eclipsing the old mark by an astonishing fifteen seconds! Sharp said, "I may have brought my time down under forty - two minutes if th e wind hadn't been so strong." The rest of the five man field was dominated by Parkside Freshman Will Preischel took third with a PR of 48:34, and Tim Houden took fifth with a time of 54:59. All - American walker Steve Ball, who took fourth in this year's NAIA national indoor meet, will be out for the rest of the season due to a fractured vertebrae. The rest of the men's track team showed vast improvement compared to earlier indoor performances. In the field events, John Anderson flung himself to a first place finish by jumping 13'6" in the pole vault. Chicago freshman Greg Sanders leaped 42'3/4" in the triple jump to capture second place. Lewis Adams took fifth in the hammer throw and fifth in the discus. Ed Thomas took fourth in the hammer throw. In the sprints, Harold Seligmiller bounded his way to first place in the 400 meter hurdles with a time of 57.4. He also took fifth in the 400 meter run, as well as running on the winning mile relay team. The distance events were dominated by Parkside. In one of the top events of the day, Parkside slammed the 1500 meter run by going 1-2-3. Freshman Bruce Schmierer was Parkside's only double winner. He won the 1500 meter run with a time of 3:57.8, and the 800 meter run in 1:55.4. Dan Stublaski turned in a good effort by placing second in the 1500 and second in the 5000 meter run. Paul Cannestra captured a second in the 800 meter run and a third in RANGER photo by Dan McCormac P°HE:V^ULTER J0HN ANDERSON competes durina tra. meet held at Parkside last Saturday. 9 the 1500. In the 10,000 meter run Dave Mueller outkicked an opponent from Beloit College to win m a time of 32:45. Radavan Bursac placed fourth in the 10,000 and fifth in the 5000. In the 3000 meter steeplechase Steve Brunner placed second and Tom Barrett took fourth. No team scores were kept. Tt Ranger track squad travels i North Central College tti weekend for an Invitational mee The following Tuesday they travi to Whitewater for the Warhaw Invite. SPECIAL EXPORT ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE •©REDREW r > 1 4 % hair styles for men and women ^0/i»)iii))i\i,))\iiuiii uvjijiHmnn. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin - Parkside Thursday, March 12, 1981 Revise method of grade change by Susan Michetti A February memo sent to Parkside's division chairpersons from John Campbell, Associate Dean of Faculty, changed the student grade change policy at Parkside. "As part of the continuing effort to provide a controlled and accurate flow of information between the various parties involved in the maintenance of student records, grade change forms will, henceforward, require approval by the Office of the Dean of Faculty prior to being routed to the Office of the Registrar," the Campbell memo stated. "A recorded grade will not normally be changed except for a demonstrated error on the part of the instructor or the Registrar's Office. Grade changes require the approval of the instructor, division chairperson, and dean," the memo said. This was actually adopted by the Faculty Senate on March 9, 1973. Campbell explained that when this legislation was initially passed during the 1972-73 academic year, it was a matter of routine for the office of the dean to sign all grade change forms. About four or five years ago, it was decided that routing grade changes through the dean's office was not needed administratively, according to Campbell. He said that at that time, grade change approval was delegated to divisional chairpersons. Campbell said that the latest change in procedure resulted from "the questions that have been raised about the appropriateness of what had been done in this recent situation (requests for grade changes by some physical education students last semester). It would mean one more level at which grades could be reviewed." Parkside's procedure for handling grade changes has returned to the earlier pattern, reinstating administrative control. Campbell said that grade changes, in most cases, involve removing an incomplete by assigning a final grade. However, Campbell said that sometimes tins means changing a grade assigned in error to the correct anger Vol. 9 - No. 22 grade; this includes cases in which the students attending class whose names do not show up on the class list. On February 3 Campbell sent a memo to Beecham Robinson suggesting, "At the present time, with the permission of the instructor, a student may add a course at any time during the semester (or change from audit to credit), even at the end of the semester. Upon reflection, this amount of flexibility seems rather excessive and may, indeed, lead to some awkward situations for individual instructors. If my concerns are shared, I would like to ask the Academic Policies Committee to consider the adoption of a policy along the following lines: Students may not add a course, or change from audit to credit, after the end of the eighth week of classes, in the case of full - semester courses, or after the mid - p oint of the class in the case of modules." Currently, the "Faculty Guide" states, "Students may, during the first week of classes, add any course for which they are qualified. After the first week, a course may be added with the instructor's consent. Course additions should be made in the Office of Student Records." There is no specified deadline for course additions. Campbell said that he felt his proposal was reasonable. The Academic Policies Committee now has three alternatives: to accept, to not accept, or to alter the Campbell proposal. Campbell said that he has thought about limiting the "add time" policy in the past. He said that it seems to be a reasonable policy that students should pay tuition and fees and be involved officially as a student rather than waiting until far into the semester. Although students could be getting service and receiving the benefits of going to class unofficially, Campbell expressed concern that they could drop out at whim. He said that he felt that the recent situation in physical education has brought more attention to policies and that good changes will be produced by that attention. 28 grade change cards draw attention by Ken Meyer Editor On Dec. 29 last year Theresa Peck, Chairperson of the Education Division, received 28 grade change and 3 Independent study cards for six basketball players and one wrestler. The students, in order to remain eligible for athletic competition, dropped 10 classes worth 26 c redits from the social science, education, science and business divisions and picked up one - credit modulars like jogging, b o w l i n g , r a c q u e t b a l l , wrestling and golf. Peck initally refused to sign the cards because of the large number of the m (usually only one or two cross her desk at a time) and because the students' names did not appear on class lists. Peck talked to Vice Chancellor / Dean of Faculty Lorman Ratner and Athletic Director Wayne Dannehl and then contacted the instructors who requested the changes —r wrestling coach James Koch, cross country coach Lucien Rosa, basketball head coach Steve Stephens and assistant coach Rudy Collum. The coaches admitted to Peck that the students joined the classes late and somehow the adding and dropping procedure hadn't taken place. The coaches told Peck that the students did attend the classes and did the work, so Peck approved the changes. Peck said that she didn't understand what was happening right away because usually grade change cards are submitted to her for the removal of an incomplete, but this time they were submitted so that the students could receive the initial grades for the courses. Athletic Board Eligibility policy changed by Alane Andresen The Parkside Athletic Board met twice in the past month to deal with two pressing issues. The major issue for the Athletic Board this semester involved drafting and passing a new 30 - credit eligibility policy. Prior to the setting of the policy, complaints from several quarters had surfaced about students taking more than 30 credits of Physical Education. The present policy for graduation states that any credits taken in Physical Education over the 30 - credit limit do not count towards graduation. It was believed by some that athletes were taking PE credits beyond the limit to avoid failing coursework and remain eligible for competition. NAIA r ules state that an athlete must be enrolled in 12 credits during the current semester and must have completed 24 credits in their prior two semesters to be eligible to compete. There are no requirements as to what type of courses count toward the 12 and/or 24 c redits. A survey by Dr. Wayne Dannehl, Parkside's Athletic Director, was carried out last fall to see if, in fact, there was a problem with athletes abusing the 30 - credit limit. Dannehl said, "I was aware that some students were taking too many Phy - Ed credits; that's why I was pushing for this 30 - credit ruling last fall. If we wouldn't have had to do the survey last fall we may have gotten the policy passed in time to have caught this problem (the adding of c lasses by some athletes late in the semester last fall)." With the passing of the new eligibility policy, the Athletic Board hopes thai these types of problems will be curbed in the future. The eligibility policy passed by the board reads as follows: In addition to meeting applicable NAIA/NCAA eligibility requirements, all UW - Parkside students on intercollegiate athletic teams are subject to the following additional policy EFFECTIVE JUNE 1. 1981: Only the first 30 credits of Physical Education courses successfully completed at any post • secondary institution may be used to satisfy NAIA/NCAA eligibility requirements. All post - secondary Physical Education course credits earned prior to June 1, 1981 may be counted in determining NAIA/NCAA e l i g i b i l i t y ; HOWEVER, Physical Education credits earned after June 1, 1981 are subject to the 30 - credit limitation above. Interpretation of this policy in individual cases rests with the Athletic Board. In addition to passing the new eligibility policy, the Board has also created a committee which will review athletes' transcripts for reasons of elig ibility. Standard procedure in the past has been that the Chairperson of the Athletic Board reviews and signs them. Starting this semester, a sub - committee consisting of the Chairperson of the Board, the Athletic Director and a rotating member of the Board will review transcripts for the purpose of establishing eligibility when eligibility sheets are completed and forwarded. At the present, the Athletic Board is also looking into the pros and cons of preventing students from participating in athletics while on academic probation. Dannehl has been corresponding with a variety of universities to find out what their policies are on this issue. The accumulative results are: St. Norbert College, UW - Madison, Wisconsin State Universities Conference (WSUC) and North Central College allow students to participate in athletics while on academic probation as long as they are admitted to school, as long as they meet NAIA/NCAA regulations. Evening bus service starts KENOSHA RACINE by G. Helgeson Beginning the week after spring break, Parkside will have limited evening bus transportation to Kenosha and Racine, according to Mary McDonald, chairperson of Parkside's Evening Transportation Committee. "There will be two Jelco buses, one for each city area," McDonald said. "Both will leave Parkside Union at 9:30 p. m. Also, the buses will pick up passengers at Com. Arts, and Phy. Ed. The entire route for each city will take no longer than an hour and 15 minutes." "The Racine bus will go as far north as Shorecrest (3 Mile Road and Main Street). The Kenosha bus will go as far south as Pershing Boulevard (at 85th Street)," McDonald said. Tickets will be priced at 75* each or $4.00 for a book of eight. Tickets can be used any time after purchase, Mc Donald said. Bus drivers will not accept cash, only tickets. After this week's tabling, tickets will be available at the Union Information Desk, along with schedules and routing flyers, according to McDonald. She added that after 7:30 p. m., tickets will be available at the Rec Center desk. The decision to begin offering evening bus transportation was made after a survey of over 500 Parkside students indicated a high interest in some sort of evening transportation, McDonald said. The Evening Transportation Committee and the survey were initiated by the Educational Services Consul, under Carla Stoffle, Assistant Chancelor of Educational Services. Those on the committee are: Ron Brinkmann, Olivia Lui - Hayne, Don Jahns, Dave Pedersen and Kathy Slama. SUFAC is funding this semester's evening bus transportation as a trial period, McDonald said, and ridership will determine whether or not it will be continued in the future. 1. Wood Rd. 2. Taylor Ave. 3. Southwood Dr. 4. Durand Ave. 5. Lathrbp Ave. 6. Wright Ave. 7. Ohio St. 8. Kinzie Ave. 9. Lathrop Ave. 10. Graceland Blvd. 11. Osborne Blvd. 12. Spring St. 13. Northwestern Ave 14. Yout St. 15. Douglas Ave. 16. Harmony Dr . 18. LaSalle 19. 3 Mile Rd. 20. Erie St. 21. Gould St. 22. Main St. 23. 7th St. 24. Villa St. 25. 16th St. 26. Taylor Ave. 27. Meacham Rd. 2 RANGER Have a happy break To the Editor Editorial Help us help you by Ken Meyer Editor There have been some misconceptions lately about what Ranger should and is able to do, so I'll try to explain why we're here and what we're doing. We're here mainly to inform Parkside students about what is happening everywhere, not just at Parkside, that affects them. As editor, I try to keep up with campus events but I can't find out about everything in time to give it advance coverage if no one from the sponsoring organization informs the people they plan to get coverage from about their activities. Contrary to popular opinion, you can't get something for nothing; somebody has to make an effort. In this case the effort only involves having somebody jot down the basic information about the upcoming event (who, what, when, where, why, how, etc.) and then dropping it off at the Ranger office. And that's only if Ranger doesn't make the contact first, which we'll always try to do. If the "news" deserves more extensive coverage, someone from Ranger will get in contact with those in charge for additional information. I know that's not the way it works on "real" newspapers, but you have to realize the limitations of t he student press, especially those of a young newspaper like Ranger serving the equally young university of P arkside. The same goes for every organization at this campus: its existence doesn't go back further than 10 years, so there isn't a whole hell of a lot of tradition to fall back on for guidance. The first and only tradition that appears to be working at Parkside is that of student non - involvement, which has many crippling effects. In Ranger's case, it means that we have to produce a newspaper for 5000 Parkside students with only a handful of reporters. A handful of reporters can't do too much, especially when most of them are the editors, too. Another problem for Ranger is the lack of journalistic knowledge students can obtain at Parkside. The last journalism class I had was in high school. There are two reporting classes listed in Parkside's bi-yearly catalog, but they haven't been offered for a few years. Oh sure, there are internships available (and good ones, too), but those are geared toward enhancing knowledge, not teaching the basics (how to write a simple news story, layout a page or write a headline). So don't fool yourself thinking that the whole Ranger staff is working on the newspaper so that they can use their journalism degree (there isn't one) and experience to enable them to get a good job with a good newspaper after graduation. To my knowledge, there are only two Ranger staff members who intend to continue in journalism after their undergraduate years. One is myself and the other is a person who is thinking of applying for next year's editorship. I noticed one problem when I came to Parkside in the fall of 1979 and the problem still exists. That problem is the poor communications between student organizations. That's probably due to the fact that Parkside is so young; we have yet to come into a time when everybody knows what everybody else is doing (or supposed to be doing); it looks like it might take another decade to straighten that out. The only way to solve the communications problem between groups is to have people within each organization make an effort to do so. But that is impossible if each student group lacks the sufficient number of members to do the organization's job as well as it should be done, let alone work along with a number of other organizations. People have to do their own work before they can help others. If they have to do a huge amount of work in their group, they'll never be able to set aside more time to try to improve communications with others. Therefore, all the Parkside student organizations need more members so that all groups can be organized together in a cohesive group known as Parkside Students. We need each other's cooperation. Ranger can provide assistance for others by covering activities and issues that should be covered. In return Ranger needs your help. No, you don't have to join our staff and write stories every week (although it would be nice if you did). If you have information that should be publicized to students, don't take it for granted that we already know about it. If everyone at Parkside thought that way, we wouldn't have anything. PSGA Elections President Jan Oechler Jim Kreuser Kay Mullikin Gary Strath man Vice-President Kathy Seliga Chuck Neu Kathy Bambrough Acknowledge vets Polls, located In Level 1 in Molinaro Hall, are open Thursday, March 12 until 8 p. m. Senators Steve Kaufman Bradley Faust Louis Valldejuli Mike Loos Bill Morrone Kathy Slama Phil Pogreba Joe Ripp SUFAC Ken Meyer To the Editor: Veterans in the future no doubt will serve their country in conflicts and crisises that our country will become involved in. However, apprehension and doubt will accompany and interfere with their performance knowing that in the past our government, by the people, for the people, have not provided adequate readjustment programs, health care and counseling for their return to society. Now at the time of national muscle - flexing and period of military importance this government should take an initiative to stimulate veterans programs and not pursue their aggressive attitude of reduction. To eliminate those programs that are most needed now is not only economically short - sighted, but plain foolishness. Agent Orange, the herbicide containing Dioxin, a known carcinogen, appears to have come into contact with over 80% of all Vietnam veterans whether they were actual combat veterans or members of support units. Carcinogenicity has a lag time of 20-30 years. Lag time is the maximum amount of t ime before symptoms might occur. This time bomb ticking away will not be swept under the rug. We are not asking for support. For these problems that affect individuals involved in the Vietnam experience, we demand acknowledgement and support for these problems. Thomas B. Olsen UW-P veteran Location of magazines shows poor judgement To the Editor: I wish to complain about the placement of the sexploitive magazines at the bookstore. They are placed in the window, and I believe that this is in bad taste and also exhibits poor judgement. I believe, first of all, that it is the bookstore's right to sell this literature. I have no quarrel with the selling of the material. I only take issue with the fact that these magazines, where they are now placed, subject everybody to their view. Even children of students are subjected to the material. When I questioned a worker at the bookstore about the placement of these magazines for the public to see, she replied that the magazines were good movers! I would not and do not call for the removal of this type of literature from the bookstore, since it is their free right to sell it. I only ask for some discretion and a little more prudent judgement as to the placement of the material. Sincerely yours, Chris Dorf Curly's Hat Band brings country rock to Union To start Spring Break off, PAB is featuring Curly's Hat Band in the Union Square tomorrow at 9 p.m. Urban country/rock best describes their wide variety of music selections. Curly's Hat Band makes use of country rhythms and instruments but maintains an electric rock thrust. The selections to be performed are taken from the music of Pure Prairie League, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Marshall Tucker Band, Billy Joel, Steely Dan, Charlie Daniels, and Waylon & Willi e, to name a few. They will also perform six original numbers: "Still On My Mind," "Sure Havin' Fun," "Lay Down Your Love," "Wishin' You Were Here," "Lookin' For Someone To Love" and "South Bound Train." The latter was released as a single, with "Wishin' You Were Here" on the flip side, and was written by Roger "Curly" and Audrey Hendrickson; "Wishin' You Were Here" was written by Roger alone. The cost of admission will be $2 for UW-P students and $2.50 for guests. There can only be one guest per Parkside ID. Two valid forms of identification are required for admittance. There will be a 50$ discount for anyone wearing a cowboy hat. ganger Ken Meyer ....Editor Brian Felland # .Business Manager *Ve y,c*ett Wendy Wes!t-p1h"al, News Editor Editor Doug Edenhauser Editor BrianPass.no Photo Editor Ginger Helgeson Copy Edjfor STAFF Dave Cramer, Mike Farrell, Dan Galbraith, Mike Holmdohl, Carol Klees, Dan McCormack, Lori Meyer, Bruce Preston, Kim Schlater, Janet Wells, Jeff Wicks RANGER is written and edited by students of UW-Parkslde and thev are solelv responsible for its editorial policy and content. V V ™ eve7 during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. Printed by the Union Cooperative Publishing Co., Kenosha, Wisconsin written permission is required for reprint of any portion of RANGER. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, WLLC D139, UWParkslde, Kenosha, Wl 53141. Letters to the Editor will be accepted if typewritten, doublespaced on standard size paper with one - I nch margins. All letters must be signed and a telephone number included for verification. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Deadline for letters is Tuesday at 9 a.m. for publication on Thursday. The RANGER reserves all editorial privileges in refusing to print letters which contain false or defamatory content. RANGER Thursday, March 12,1981 Reagan proposes tax changes BY Susan JV . A> •l u.is e PPnfT proposal is for a 10 per yyeeaarr for three years inC Utht eev etrayx rates for all individual income taxpayers making a total tax cut of 30 p er cent." fPr?6nt Reagans summary of the tax cut area of his new economic proposal rings out with enticing optimism but what does it really involve? And how do members of Congress, and the business and banking communities feel about it? First of a ll, let's take a look at the program itself. The Reagan tax proposal is twofold. First, the program is aimed at reducing individual tax rates by 10 per cent per year for three years, and secondly, at increasing the incentive for productive investments by business and industry in new plants and equipment by allowing more rapid write off of the costs of investments. The foundation of the Reagan plan for individual tax rate reductions rests upon the fact that over the last few years, tax burdens have been increasing steadily due to social security tax rate increases and inflation pushing people into higher tax brackets. Consequently, this has reduced the incentive to work and the ability to save. The Reagan plan is aimed at reducing tax rates across - the - board. At present, under each of the four taxpayer rates schedules (joint, single, married filing separately and head of household), people pay tax at rates ranging between 14 per cent and 70 per cent. According to the White House, when this plan is fully implemented, rates will range between 10 pe r cent and 50 per cent. Under Reagan's proposal, the idea is to implement these cuts on July 1, 1981. At that time, if the proposal has been approved by Congress, withholding will be reduced by approximately 10 per cent for individual taxpayers. The effects expected by the a d m i n i s t r a t i o n a r e unquestionably positive. The cut in tax rates is expected to provide greater incentives for employment and savings. Also, reduced tax rates should make tax shelters less attractive and encourage investment which, the White House assumes, would expand the productive base of the economy and produce more jobs. The second part of the tax cut proposal, termed by the administration as the 'Accelerated Cost Recovery System,' would create a new system for treating investments by business and industry. Specifically, it would determine the periods of time over which the costs of a company's investments can be "recovered" or "written off" when calculating taxes. In the new system, most business property would fall into one of th ree depreciation periods: Three year depreciation (autos and research and development equipment), five year depreciation (most other machinery) and ten year depreciation (factory buildings, retail stores, and warehouses). If the plan is approved by Congress, the new system would be effective for all property acquired or placed in service after December 30, 1980. There are multiple advantages to a system of accelerated depreciation. The White House feels that enactment of th is system would increase the incentive for business investments, increase productivity, raise real wages, provide a basis for creatinjg new jobs, improve the U.S. position as a competitor in world markets, reduce the accounting burden for taxpayers and reduce the auditing burden on the Internal Revenue Service. This second part of the Reagan tax proposal, which was originally introduced in the Senate by former Wisconsin Senator Gaylord Nelson, should skate through Congress with very little resistance. The major area of conflict so far in the tax proposal concerns the individual tax cuts. Members of the business and banking communities and the Congressional leadership remain apprehensive about that aspect of the tax plan. Federal Reserve Board Chairman Voelker has encouraged President Reagan to forego the individual tax cuts until the budget cuts are firmly in place. John H. Perkins, president of the Illinois National Bank and Trust Co., said, "I have great uncertainty over certain details of the Reagan plan." "I'm cautious," said Robert W. Galvin of Motorola Corporation. These comments combined with great VstuNH A GOOD PLACE TO BE! art classes begin March 23,1981 AASU s upports Atlanta parents by G. Helgeson Parkside's Minority Student Union (MSU) has organized a subcommittee to support and assist the parents of black children murdered in Atlanta, Georgia. Over the past few months, the bodies of ove r 20 school-age black children have been found in the area. Police have as yet no positive identity of t he murderer, who preys primarily on young boys. According to Debra Starks, chairperson of MSU's Committee to Stop Children's Murders (named for the central committee, CSCM, a citizen's action group based in Atlanta), the committee seeks to "generate support for the people of Atlanta, who must live in constant fear until the trauma is over." Starks said, "Most of the parents also need financial assistance to defray funeral expenses, as most of the murdered children were from low-income families." CSCM has been distributing green ribbons to those who have made a contribution to the parents' fund. The ribbons should be worn as an inverted "V", signifying hope, until the murderer is apprehended; they can then be reversed to signify victory, according to Vicki Rogers, a member of CSCM. Today is the last day that CSCM will be distributing the ribbons from their table on the main level near the library, but contributions can still be made through MSU. Other members of the CSCM include Cynthis Johnson, Michael Johnson and Donna Rhodes. Further activities are being planned by CSCM to generate Parkside support for the people of Atlanta and to raise funds for those who have lost children to the unidentified murderer, according to Starks. Nonverbal evening workshop offered A workshop entitled "Nonverbal Communication: Body Politics and Spatial Relationships" will be presented by The Bottom Line, an organization of Parkside Communication Students, on Tuesday, March 24, be tween 8-9:30 p.m. in Molinaro 107. The workshop will make participants aware of nonverbal behavior, messages, and consequences. Participants will become alerted to how silent congressional wariness concerning the individual cuts may mean a rocky road ahead for the program's adoption. According to economist Alan Greenspan, "The individual tax cuts could be the greatest stimulus to the economy in the last twenty years. Kennedy did virtually the same thing and it succeeded in greatly stimulating the economy, increasing productivity, and creating new jobs. This is a positive move." But not everyone is positive that the cuts are the best course to take. "To cut taxes alone will only build upon an already fearsome deficit and kick inflation higher," said House Ways and Means Chairman Dan Rostenkowski (DILL). "You cannot make any parallel with the Kennedy 30 p er cent tax cut because when that cut was enacted, inflation was at two per cent and we were not facing eight per cent unemployment. We need to give top priority not to how generously we can cut taxes, but to how wisely we can cut spending." In the third part of our series we will outline the part of President Reagan's proposal that Rostenkowski feels should take priority — the spending cuts themselves and the people they will hit the hardest. messages can promote or interfere with the accomplishment of busi ness and professional goals as well as with friendship. The knowledge acquired about nonverbal behavior can help in all areas of life. The workshop is a must for those who want to develop an awareness about the silent messages which pass between themselves and others on levels which are not perceived. Cultivation of awareness of nonverbal messages can assist those who want to be more successful "across the board." Specifically, nonverbal awareness can help when applying for jobs, presenting and evaluating initial contacts, evaluating relationships and throughout career development. Examples of spatial considerations, facial expressions Madison program ranks fifth The 1980 Gourman Report, a publication of National Educational Standards, ranked the undergraduate forest science program at UW-Madison among the top five in the nation. The Madison forest science curriculum was first offered in 1968. Professor Ronald Giese, the department chairman, says that the program is unique in the nation because of its strong emphasis on analytical skills, forestry policy issues, and individualized instruction. This excellence is possible through the help of superior computer facilities. and bodily posture will be presented. After the movie "Communication: The Nonverbal Agenda" is shown, training activities will permit audience participation. The workshop is free and open to all interested persons. Scholarships available The Financial Aid Office now has several local scholarship1 applications available for funds to be awarded in 1981-82. Included are the Data Processing Management $500 Grant, Business and Professional Women's Foundation awards, American Association of University Women (Racine) Scholarship, and Library Association Scholarships. Please inquire through the Financial Aid Office, 284 Tallent Hall, prior to April 1, 1981. FIRST ^National Bank / of Kenosha QPWNTOWN MAIN O FFICE AUTO B ANK 24 HOUR T ELLER ? BRISTOL 1 PLEASANT PRAR1E SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. -a. ; -— •—- -- Charles A. Wustum Museum of Fine Arts 636-9178 (sSP Proudly Presents the Country Rock of CURLY'S HAT BAND Friday, Mar. 13 9:00 pm Union Square Admission: $2o° UW.P Students 9250 Guests 5W off for anyone wearing a cowboy hat Thursday, March 12,1981 RANGER Parkside hosts women's conference by G. Helgeson women's conference, featuring a one - woman dramatization of the life of 19th century feminist Margaret Fuller i^i^"V<W.omen in the Work Force, by feminist commentator Caroline Bird, an organizational fair featuring community agencies from Kenosha and Racine, and a full-day series of workshops will be held at Parkside on Friday night through Saturday, April 24-25. The conference, entitled "Accent on Women," is being organized by the Educational Outreach Office in conjunction with the Women's Bureau at Gateway Technical Institute, Planned Parenthood, and other various campus groups and organizations. Funding for the conference is being supplied by a Parkside Lecture and Fine Arts grant. Additional funding is being contributed from two Parkside student groups, Parkside Women's Concourse and the Political Science Club. "The purpose of the conference is to bring together a wide scope of women from the community in order to celebrate the achievements of women and to explore new directions for ourselves," according to the conference planning committee. On Friday at 7:30 p.m., the conference will begin with the Communication Art Theatre performance of "St ill Beat Noble Hearts" by New York actress Laurie James. After the performance, there will be a wine reception near the theatre and conference participants will be entertained by Parkside music students. Saturday at 9 a.m., Caroline Bird will speak to conference members on the unique problems of women in the work force and how to solve them. From 10 a .m. to 4 p.m., local agencies and organizations will be tabling in the conference area to provide information to conference participants about services available to women. Two of the organizations that will be tabling are Mother Courage Book Store of Racine and the local chapters of the National Organization for Women. A series of workshops will be offered to participants on a variety of topics, including: Relationships — Close Encounters of the Needed Kind, Making It As An Artist, Women in Non - Traditional Jobs and Apprenticeships and Men's Roles in the Women's Movement. Brochures and registration forms for the conference will be available beginning this week at Parkside's information kiosks, the Library Learning Cento- and at the Extoision Office. The fee, which includes a luncheon in the Union Dining room, is $6.50 for students and $10.50 for the public. James opens conference New York actress Laurie James' production of "Still Beat Noble Hearts" will kick off Parkside's first women's conference on Friday night in the Communication Arts Theatre at 7:30 p.m. The play is a one - woman dramatization of the life of Margaret Fuller, 19th century woman of letters, social critic and Transcendentalist. Fuller has been called "America's forgotten genius." She was a 19th century misfit: a woman raised by a ACTRESS LAURIE JAMES as Margaret Fuller (Insert). father who wanted a boy, but wouldn't let his child's sex spoil his plans for its education. Thus, Fuller read Latin before English and Cervantes, Moliere and Shakespeare by the age of eight. As an adult, Fuller was a friend to and part of the intellectual circle of Emerson, Thoreau, Bronson Alcott and Horace Greeley. However, she was severely criticized for her revolutionary writings, which were considered immoral in the 1840's. Fuller was one of the first to speak out for women's right. Her understanding of women's place in society, as revealed by her book Woman in the 19th C entury, laid the groundwork for feminism in the United States. Most famous in 19th century America were her "Con- Caroline Bird l ectures The second day of Parkside's first women's conference will begin with a lecture by Caroline Bird, author of Born Female: The High Cost of Keeping Women Down, on "Women in the Work Force." The one - hour lecture will be given in the Union Cinema at 9 a. m. Bird, best known as an analyst and interpreter of today's American society, is equally knowledgeable about trends in education and business. She has guested on several major television programs, including NBC's "Today," WNET's "Woman Alive", ABC's "Good Morning America" and CBS's "Sixty Minutes". Bird's study of the Depression and its effects, The Invisible Scar, and her controversial The Case Against College are widely discussed books. But it was Born Female that put Bird into the center of the women's movement, whose causes she advanced in the book. Everything A Woman Needs To Know To Get Paid What She's Worth is Bird's most recent book, and it is concerned with the plight of women in business again. It is a book of tactics for dealing with the subtle and unique obstacles women face in demonstrating their competence and in dealing with the male - oriented job world. In order to help business better understand how women can be more useful to them, Bird also offers seminars and workshops to aid corporations and professionals in exploring today's social changes and how they will be affected by them. Marilyn Bender in the New York Times Book Review, called Bird "constructive and practical." She has also been characterized as forward - looking and affirmative. According to Bender, "During the last half - dozen years, Caroline Bird has been translating the creative outbursts and theoretical mandates of Betty Friedan and Gloria Steinem and other more publicized and scrappier sisters into fool-proof recipes for coping in a hither - to male - directed world." versations," meetings she conducted for the educated women of Boston in the hope that she could foster in them the consciousness that would lead them to "naturally develop self - respect and learn self - help." Fuller, her husband and their infant were drowned in 1850, while bound homeward from Europe, where Fuller had witnessed the Italian Revolution of 184 8. James' performance will cover Fuller's life in America between 1810 and 1846. James claims, "It has become my mission in life' to tell her story, to bring Margaret Fuller back into the history books and into the memory of Americans." To prepare for the drama, James spent fifteen years researching Fuller's life and works, traveling to places in America and Europe that Fuller had been familiar with and studying her diaries and letters at the Harvard library. She also has had the cooperation of Fuller's great - nephew, Buckminster Fuller, who labels her portrayal of his great - aunt "full of the impeccable heart, intellect and ideals that were Margaret." A YEAR OUT OF COLLEGE, ANDA STRAUSS IS MAKING AVIATION HISTORY IN THE ARMY. 111 be seeing Germany a way no tourist can. From the cockpit of an Army Chinook helicopter. "I m being assigned to a Chinook helicopter unit in Germany as a test pilot and maintenance officer, and I'm proud that I'll be the first woman to have that assignment over there. It's a real thrill for me. "So was learning how to fly a helicopter. It takes a lot more skill than an airplane. If you think college is demanding, flight school is even tougher. It's not only academically demanding, it's really mentally demanding as well as physically. "In Germany, I'll have a chance to use some of the leadership and management techniques I learned in ROTC. It's going to be a real challenge having command responsibilities. "I'm also excited about living in Germany. I'm looking forward to travelling and doing some skiing. And I really want to learn the language and get to know the people. I got into ROTC really j ust to see what it was all about. For me, it all couldn't have worked out better." Army ROTC got Anda Strauss off to a good start. Maybe it can do the same for you. To find out, stop by your Army ROTC office on campus. While you re there, ask about our scholarships and $1,000 a year spending money you can earn in your last two years. And begin your future as an officer. AT UW-P CALL: Capt. Fred Herron Marquette U. ROTC Call Collect: 1-224-7229/7195 borest and a member of Army ROTC. ARMY ROTC. BE ALL YOU CAN BE. RANGER Women in Business attend conference V Barbara I Thursday, March 12,1981 by J. Kingery On the afternoon of February 27 five members of the Women in Business Club set out for the UWGreen Bay campus to attend a conference offering workshops on administrative, managerial and coping skills directed toward women in business fields. Representing Parkside during the conferences were Cathy Colwell, Bonnie Ertl, Barb Kingery, Cathy Lawless and Debbie Milosch. The conference started off with a keynote address by Dr. Alma Baron, UW-Madison coordinator and teacher of programs for women in the managerial field. Baron is also the coordinator for the Executive and Administrative Programs for Secretaries. Her talk was on the history and future of women in business. Afterwards, there were 12 workshops available during the day on a variety of subjects. During the first session, Colwell, Ertl and Lawless attended Conflict Management. Ernest Thompson, an organizational development consultant in the Green Bay area, presented techniques helpful in differentiating between and resolving several types of conflict. Kingery and Milosch chose for their first workshop a discussion on networking given by Sylvia Patzloff, the Executive Director Special Festival here of the Green Bay - DePere YWCA Awareness was heightened by the workshop: participants sensed tnat communication is needed if women are to achieve goals. C°lw5 Kingery and Milosch also attended a workshop on stress management given by E. Marlene Crowley, a consultant / instructor for Northern Wisconsin Technical Institute. She presented a short - range stress plan and provided a number of valuable tips for controlling stress. Ertl and Lawless attended a workshop on effective communication given by Doris Byrne, who holds workshops for industry and professional groups. At the end of the day, all five of the Parkside group attended a workshop on the subject: "Where the Jobs Are and How to Get Them." A panel of three held a question and answer session on the availability of jobs and how to write an effective resume' to get those available jobs. The panel members were: Kathy Ley, Service Bureau of Green Bay; Jim Lemke, Job Services; and Cathy Huntowski, Small Business Advisory, UW Extension. The closing address, given by Sharon Metz, Wisconsin's 90th District Assembly Representative, was on how the legal system has given women the power to make changes. More than lioo handicapped children and young adults from the Kenosha - Racine area will participate in the second "Very Special Arts Festival" at UWParkside on Tuesday, March 17. It will be a festival emphasizing "hands on" participation by the youngsters with 180 workshops designed to allow the youngsters to experience various art forms, according to festival co - chairman Thomas Reinert of UWParkside. Taking part will be about 400 students from Kenosha Unified Schools special education classes and about 550 from Racine Unified, special education classes, plus handicapped students from Western Racine County schools and young adults from the Racine Opportunity Center, Careers for Retarded Adults of Racine and the Kenosha Achievement Center. Fifty-five individual artists and performing arts groups totaling about 175 pe rsons, 160 volunteer aids and 300 teachers and teacher aids also will participate in the sessions, which run from 10 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Many of the teachers and aids involved are from UWParkside and/or the surrounding communities. Workshop topics will include mobile - making, foil and styrofoam~ constructions, apple Arts Review to recognize talent by Christine Wood This spring Parkside students will publish their first annual arts review. This anthology originated with a small group of students who felt that there was a high degree of creative talent at Parkside that had gone uhrecognized. Editor Ginger Helgeson, associate editor Janet Wells, Heidi Makris, John Nichols, Jeff Frank and Brian Passino make up the staff of the Parkside Arts Review. Carol - Lee Saffioti and Peter Hoff serve as advisors. Graphics, photography, poetry and short stories will be featured in the review. A screening committee will choose outstanding entries to be published in the review, which will be available to the Parkside community early in May. Those students who are interested in submitting an original piece of work can still do so. The deadline for entries is March 26. All written work can be submitted to Ginger Helgeson at the Ranger office or to Janet Wells. All art work should be submitted to the SOC office on March 25 from 10 to 11:30 a. m. and on March 26 from 11 to 12:30 p. m. Written work should be typed. Art work and photography should be black and white and 18" x 24" or smaller. "Janet Wells and I have been working on this review for almost a year," Helgeson commented. "We feel that Parkside students have a great deal to offer and we hope that they will see the arts review as talents." a forum for their The Parkside Arts Review will be an annual publication. Students interested in serving on next year's staff can obtain information from Ginger Helgeson in the Ranger office (553-2295). I Like to Jog! Special Of The Week ADULT MUGS Adult Gift f f 2410 52nd St. Kenosha KENOSHA SAVINGS &LOAN ASSOCIATION To make your future look much brighter. WOMEN MEN MEMBERSHIPS: ONE MONTH (Introduction) - $20. 00 FOUR MONTH MEMBERSHIP - $95.00 ONE YEAR MEMBERSHIP - $19 5.00 COLLEGE ATHLETES - $150.00 2105 - 91 st StrMt Ml, Wise. 53140 (414) 684-2221 NAUTILUS machines are designed to increase strength, flexibility and cardiovascular condition. sculpture, clowning, cartooning, stained glass, clay modeling, cloth collage, dramatics, paper flower - making, paper dying, balloon twisting, color drawing, potato sculpture, magic, music - making, folk dancing, word imagery, puppets, salt dough, yarn collage, living sculpture, string design, mural collage, musical games, silk screen, rhythmic movement, thumbprint design, weaving, designing with natural materials, creative dramatics, puppetry and story telling. Performing arts groups involved include the Somers Clowns, Opera Racine, Racine Dance Theater, River Acres 4-H Clowns, The Potter's Clay gospel singers, K-9 Klowns, St. Joseph's High School Art Club and Careers for Retarded Adults folk/square dancers. Ranger Bear, mascot of UW-Parkside athletic teams, will also be on hand. Reinert said that "Very Special Arts Festivals," held throughout the country, are a program of the National Committee for Arts for the Handicapped, an educational affiliate of the John F. Kennedy Center for Performing Arts. Local sponsors are the Racine / Kenosha Very Special Arts Festival Committee which has been planning the event since last spring, UW-Parkside, Racine and Kenosha Unified School Districts and Western Racine County Schools. Support for the festival also has come from the Kenosha Art Association, the Racine Arts Guild, Racine Art Association, Kemper Center, local business and industry and service clubs. Reinert said the event has special significance this year since 1981 has been designated by the United Nations as International Year of the Disabled. Locally, this year's festival has been enhanced by development of a resource workbook designed to help special education teachers both prepare students for the festival experience and to follow up with later' arts experiences in the regular classroom, he said. In conjunction with the festival, Parkside's Media Services will show festival scenes on closed - circuit TV and a display of art work by special education students from Racine and Kenosha schools will be on display through April 2 in the Communication Arts Gallery. MANAGEMENT GOT THE GUTS? But I Also STOP IN AND Enjoy Other PICK UP SOME Things In Life NEW TOYS. We've got the goal. You've got to be tough to play our game. But the goal is well worth it — a rewarding career in retail management that pays off in competitive salaries, sizeable bonuses and excellent benefits. Our game is the retali shoe business. We're pretty good at it and play it to win. That's why Fayva is one of the nation's largest and most successful shoe retailers and why we can offer ambitious men and women a real opportunity for a professional management career. If you're willing to work hard for fast success you can go from trainee to assistant manager In approximately 8 weeks (2 weeks of orientation; 1 week In a training classroom; 5 weeks of on-the-job training in a Fayva Store) and then to Store Manager in 9-12 months more. With our growth rate, it won't take long for you to go even higher If you prove to be the kind of pro that has help ed make Fayva a top team In the industry. Fayva Representative will be on campus Thursday, March 26th Contact your College Placement Office for appointment. FAYVA 555 Turnpike Street Canton, Massachusetts 02021 Attention: Field Employment Manager KIND OF SHOE STORE Equal Opportunity Employer M/F 6 Thursday, March 12,1981 RANGER Agent Orange described I Scholarship deadline approaches During the Vietnam War, measures were taken to strip away jungle cover in the upland forests and mangroves and to destroy crops that would have been used to help subsidize enemy soldiers. These measures were the use of toxic chemicals as defoliants. The defoliants, designated by their chemical compositions, were 2,4,5, T and 2, 4, D; better known as Agent Orange. A defoliant is, in effect, an intense fertilizer which makes crops "burn out" and die, thereby destroying whatever vegetation with which it comes into contact. A herbicide, 2, 4, 5, T was introduced as a registered pesticide in 1948. "Some 122 companies currently purvey 424 r egistered products containing this compound, and about 5.4 million kilograms of 2, 4, 5, T-containing products was made in the United States in 1970 (USDA 1976)." Agent Orange: 2,4,5, T and 2,4, D; contains what is classified as an impurity, the dioxin TCDD. The dioxin TCDD found in Agent Orange was measured at 0.1 to 0.5 parts per million (ppm). Through research, it was found that the use of dioxin in the parts per trillion (ppt) level pose potential health dangers. Dioxin is a known carcinogen — a substance that produces cancer. Carcinogenicity has a lag time of 20-30 years. Lag time is the maximum amount of time in which symptoms might occur. TCDD has an extreme biological stability, therefore it does not decompose or break down in the human body, in water, meat or plants. After contact, TCDD is stored in the fat and milk of animals (including humans). It has been proven to accumulate over a period erf time where there has been continuous contact. The chemical 2, 4, 5, T breaks down in substances such as meat, water, plants and soil. It has a half/life of 1-1/2 to 3 years when contained in soil. In humans; 2, 4, 5, T is released from the system through the urine, but TCDD (dioxin) is not released. "Daily exposure to only about 0.01 micrograms (10 nanograms) TCDD is needed for 'incipient carcinogenicity', 4 mg per day for premature death, and 240 mg per day for acute toxicity. Since the Agent Orange used in Vietnam contained almost half a kilogram of 2, 4, 5, T per liter (Westling 1976), each milliliter of this reagent would contain 25 nanograms of TCDD, more than twice the 'incipient carcinogenic dose'. ... Thus, American servicemen who worked with Agent Orange or who saw duty in the heavily defoliated zones of Vietnam have a legitimate basis for asking the government to look into the state of their health." (BIOSCIENCE Vol. 29, February 1979, A Mixed Blessing by Arthur W. Galston.) SYMPTOMS & EFFECTS OF DIOXIN: 1. CHLORACNE: Skin erruptions on the face, neck and back; loss of sensations in the extremities; nerve damage; fatigue; nervousness; irritability ; intolerance to cold; palpable and tender liver; insomnia; loss of libido and vertigo and shortness of breath. 2. Headaches. 3. Upper respiratory distress. 4. Stomach & kidney pain. 5. Edema. 6. Gastric hyperplasia & ulceration. 7. Hemoroglus of gastrointestinal tract & other organs. 8. Decreased immuno - responses. 9. Vascular lesions. 10. Gastric Ulcers. 11. Acute psychosis (reported suicides). 12. Severe d epression. 13. Memory & concentration disturbances. ALSO: Liver cell and Kidney cancer; cell carcinoma of the lung ; carcinoma of the ear duct; and birth deformities in the second generation (children of Vietnam veterans). Should you have any of these symptoms and spent time in an area where agent orange was used, contact the Parkside Vets Club. a Downtown/Kenosha Elm wood Plaza/Racine Shop both locations for men's wear Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear N / CLASSIFIED ADS The application deadline for several scholarships distributed through Parkside is March 27. All eligible continuing Parkside students may secure application forms from divisional offices, Main Place information kiosk, or Student Union information desk. All scholarship applications require the endorsement of a faculty member prior to being turned it. One Joanne M. Esser Scholarship in the amount of $400 is available. Qualifications consist of an interest in ecology, need, scholarship and completion of 30 to 90 credits by the end of the current semester. Two Kenneth L. Greenquist Scholarships are available in the amount of $250 each. Qualifications consist of need, scholarship and completion of 75 to 105 c redits by the end of the current semester. Four Bernard C. Tallent Scholarships in the amounts of $250 each are available. Qualifications consist of scholarship, service, need and completion of 60 to 90 cre dits by the end of the semester. Two Irvin G. Wyllie Scholarships are available in the amounts of $250 each. Qualifications consist of scholarship, need and completion of 75 to 105 cre dits by the end of the semester. Bedford Duo begins concert tour The Bedford Duo — harpsichordist Frances Bedford and oboist Monte Bedford — will begin a six-city concert tour with a performance in Indianapolis on March 13. The week-long tour will include concerts in Nashville, Tuscaloosa (Ala.), Atlanta, Macon (Ga.) and Selma (Ala.). Frances Bedford, a member of the Parkside music faculty, frequently performs in solo recitals as well as with faculty member ensembles. Monte Bedford, who did his graduate work at UW-Madison, is on the faculty of the University of Alabama where he is oboist of the Capstone Woodwind Quintet, the resident faculty ensemble there. Patronize RANGER Advertisers! PERSONALS LISA, do you only eat Snickers? Hereshy's PRE-MED student wants patient to play doctor with. (Rod) I CHALLENGE lOP'S to a Walk on Water contest. Tinfoil FOR SALE: Nice and tender "Loins" KKKloins ask for loins. PAMCAKES, a tall, dark, handsome stranger in your future. Jane TO THE KEY-TOSSER, see you in court. Cafeteria Bum TOOTHBRUSH — Down In the Union again getting stoned? I.C.I — Cavity BUBBA—the bathroom is around the corner. NEED GIRL (34-22-36) or better! I'm RICHI Call Brendan. PHIL — Thanks for being thoughtful, considerate, gentle, funny, exciting, cute, . . . JUDY — YOU should be on Sesame Street with me. Big Bird JOANNE, Brian from the Army has plenty of quarters. WANTED: meaningless relationship to add to collection. Contact Black Silk. VOLTAR works his mercenary magic on pathetic, undeveloped, ignominious disciples. JOANNE, the next Issue of Playgirl comes out soon and this one's 37". WANITA, weez gots too boogie agin in K.C.I The Military Last August, the Bedfords added an international dimension to their growing reputation for their performance on both Baroque and contemporary music with a concert at the International Double Reed Society in Edinburgh, Scotland, during the Edinburgh Festival. That program included the first performances outside the U.S. of three works written especially for the duo by contemporary American composers. In support of its encouragement of new music, the duo was recently awarded a Wisconsin Arts Board grant to commission and premiere a new oboeharpsichord composition from Veterans Club meets Sunday Veterans and concerned citizens are invited to a meeting of the Parkside Veterans Club on Sunday, March 15 at 2 p.m. The meeting will be held at Finney's West, located at the corner of Highways 31 and E. The purpose of the meeting is to recruit new members, supply information and elect club officers for the current year. Video tapes pertaining to Agent Orange and the Vietnam experience will be shown. Information and forms will be available for those veterans who need assistance in filing claims with the Veterans Administration. Free beer will be served. John Downey of the UWMilwaukee faculty. The Arts Board also funded the duo's Wisconsin tour three years ago. In January, the duo premiered Will Gay Bottje's "Sonata for Oboe and Harpsichord" in a concert at Southern Illinois University. The work has been published by the American Composers Alliance. Their Southern Illinois concert brought high praise in a review by music professor W. Kent Werner: "Throughout the evening, the artists brought to the music a high level of technical finish, sen- ' sitivity to the style appropriate to the period and flawless ensemble. How they ever manage the latter in view of their geographical separation is a mystery .... The highlight of the evening was Mrs. Bedford's performance of two Scarlatti Sonatas for solo harpsichord. Here, the limitations of the instrument were swept away by an imaginative use of rubato, articulation and musical gesture . that brought to mind performances by the celebrated Fernando Valenti." 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MISCELLANEOUS RACINE ECOLOGICAL SOCIETY Is looking for artists and craftspersons to sell their work at their Colonial Park Wildlife Arts and Crafts Fair, Sun. May 31. Contact Jeff Siutea at 634-1065. Sign up by March 15th. FOUND - man's ID bracelet in Union parking lot. 1-425-3027. CLASSIFIED POLICY for student/ student organization 1. Submitters must present valid Parkside ID. 2. Two free ads — 10 words or less. 3. 30c will be charged for every additional 10 words or less. FREE classified ads to STUDENTS DEADLINE: FRIDAY 10:30 AM! STUDENT/STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE Any registered UW-P gtudent or student organization is qualified to insert a classified line ad in the Ranger at no cost if under or equivalent to 10 words. (Phone numbers equal 1 word.) Classification: Name. SS No.. Ranger WLLC D139 Martin named to Hall of Fame Former UW-Parkside national wrestling champion and four - time all - American Ken Martin has been named to the National Assn. of Intercollegiate Athletics (NAIA) wrestling Hall of Fame. Martin, a native of Coleman, Wis., who now lives in Cody, Wyo., will be honored at the annual NAIA Wrestling Hall of Fame banquet Wednesday night at Central State University in Edmond, Okla., site of this year's national tournament. Martin, who was inducted as a charter member of the UWParkside Athletic Hall of Fame in January, 1980, along with onetime teamate Bill West, a NAIA "Hall" inductee last year, joins three other athletes and one coach as the newest hall of f amers. Martin had a splendid four year record at UW-Parkside, posting an 87-8-2 career mark and becoming the first Wisconsin wrestler to earn all - American honors four times. He placed second at 134 lbs. as a freshman, third as a sophomore and won in that same weight class as a junior. He moved up to 142 lbs. as a senior and lost a 6-6, 2-2 s plit referee's decision in that championship. Martin was twice named UWParkside Athlete of the Year, served as captain three times and was selected most valuable and most inspirational by his teammates four times. He was also NAIA all - d istrict four times as well as twice the NAIA District 14 wrestler of t he year. "Ken Martin is the person responsible for turning a wrestling program which was one year old when he entered UWParkside in the fall of 1970 into one of the NAIA's strongest in the 1970's," Parkside Coach Jim Koch said. "He started and carried an outstanding wrestling tradition at Parkside for four years as a competitor and three years as a student assistant coach." "Every coach hopes that a special athlete will come along some time in his career," Koch added. "Ken spoiled me by showing up in my first year of coaching. He has without a doubt set the standard by which all others will be compared." Martin late- served as head wrestling coach at Cody, Wyo., High School. Martin is the son of Mr. and Mrs. Wilfred Marquardt of Coleman. He placed fourth in the state high school meet in 1965 and 1966 while wrestling for Coach Jim Douglas. Martin now lives in Cody, where he is an owner and operator of Wyoming Ri ver Trips. ACV-I tournament results by Gary Ledger Twenty Parkside students, including bowler Drama Desmaris and 8-Ball p layer Ron Schneider, gained experience competing during their stay at the ACU-I Regional Tournament in Milwaukee. Donna Desmaris, one of the 5- member Parkside women's team, led the competition with the tournament high game of 238 and high series of 608. Bowler Jan Oechler explained, "Donna went into the 608 series 18 pins down. She finished 85 pins ahead." Most important, the high game series honors won Desmaris the Woman's (Individual) All Events. As a result, she will go to the Nationals in Baltimore, Maryland, in April. Lisa Peckus, Ellie Becwar, Beth Wise, Oechler and Desmaris, all members of Parkside's Bowling Club, made up the woman's team. They finished 6th, claiming both the team high game of 898, a nd team high series of 240 6. Ron Schneider, 3-time ACU-I qualifier, defeated Don Lutz of UW-Madison to claim the Regional 8-Ball Title. This will be Schneider's second trip to the Nationals. The Men's Bowling Team placed fifth. John Peterson, Willie Yee, and Jay Podella led the way with a 196, 195, and 191 average, respectively. Jerry Zigner and Brian Ebener, all members of th e Bowling Club, completed the team. Parkside also fielded competitors in chess, backgammon, foosball and table tennis. Nick Hartl and Ted Patterson, both of the Chess Gub, played both individually and as a team. They brought home a 2nd place team plaque. Backgammon player Gregg Williams, although defeated early, "gained valuable tournament experience," he said. Foosball team Dave Sanner and Tom Shulak placed 9th. John Matranga and Gary Neu made up Parkside's second foosball team. Parkside Table Tennis Club members Khai Luc and Brian Walley competed in both the singles and doubles matches. Luc had a 3-1 rec ord earning him a three-way tie for first in Round 1. Because of pa irings, however, he did not advance to the double elimination matches. But, "every tournament you gain experience," explained Luc. According to Walley, he found out "there are a lot of better table tennis players around." Thursday, March 12,1981 Coming Events Thursday, March 12 RECITAL by students at 1 p. m. In th e Union Cinema. The program is tree and open to the public. MEETING Inter - Varsity Christian Fellowship small group meeting on "Rough Edges" series from 12:30 -1:30 p. m. in Moln. D131. All are welcome. Friday, March 13 VIDEO TAPES at 1 p. m. in Union Square with the "Second Annual Young Comedians Show". Admission is free for Parkside students, staff and faculty. Sponsored by PAB. DANCE at0 p. m. in Union Square featuring "Curley's Hat Band". Admission is $2 for Parkside students and $2.50 for a guest. Admission will be reduced 50( if you are wearing a cowboy hat. Two ID cards are required at the door. Sponsored by PAB. Saturday, March 14 PLAY "The Woodhull" with Elizabeth Garry at 8 p. m. in the Union Cinema. Admission is $1 for students and $1.50 for others. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center and will be available at the door. Sponsored by Parkside Women's Concourse. March 17,18 & 19 CAPSULE COLLEGE takes place. Call ext. 2312 for additional details. Thursday, March 19 LECTURE at 1 p. m. in Molinaro Hall. Prof. Walasek will talk on "Is the Population Explosion Still Exploding?" Register please, atext. 2312. PUBLIC HEARING at 6:30 p. m. in GR 103 with the Department of Natural Resources. The program is free and open to the public. Monday, March 23 VIDEO TAPES at l p. m. in Union Square featuring "Son of Football Follies". Admission is free for Parkside students, staff and faculty. Sponsored by PAB. SEMINAR "Study Skills" at Ip. m. in CA142. All are welcome. MEETING Inter - Varsity Christian Fellowship small group meeting from 1-2 p. m. in Moln D128. All are welcome. Wednesday, March 25 COFFEEHOUSE at 12 no on in Union Square featuring "Free Hot Lunch". Admissionis free for Parkside students, staff and faculty. Sponsored by PAB. BROWN BAG LUNCH/LECTURE from 1-2 p. m. in Union 207. Sponsored by Inter - Varsity Christian Fellowship and open to all. SPECIAL EXPORT ON TAP AT UNION SQUARE AN IMPORTANT MESSAGE ABOUT STUDENT FINANCIAL AID APRIL 15! Remember that date if you need financial assistance for next school year. Here's why: There won't be as much financial aid for college students next year. That's certain! All schools will feel the pinch because of cut backs in Washington and tight money at the state level. With not enough aid to go around, it will probably become a case of "Fir st-Come, First-Served." That's where April 15 comes in! Those who apply for financial aid before April 15 will be the "First-Served." They'll be considered for the full range of aid available, and will receive their first check in time for the Fall semester. Those who apply after April 15 probably will not receive full funding, and may be excluded entirely from some programs because of shortage of funds. And the aid they do get may be late in arriving. The April 15 a pplication date has been set by the Financial Aid Office to guarantee that UW-Parkside students get FIRST PRIORITY on THE BEST FINANCIAL AID PACKAGE AVAILABLE. That applies to all students: continuing students already on financial aid, continuing students whose changing economic circumstances might make them eligible, and new s tudents whose applications for Fall have been accepted. Remember! Everyone who wants financial aid for 1981-82 must complete an application. Application forms (separate from the admission form) and the latest information in financial aid prospects for 1981-82 are available in the Financial Aid Office, Room 284, or call 553-2291. W University of Wisconsin-Parkside Thursday, March 12,1981 Rangers end season with loss to Eau Claire ^ Doug Edenhauser t Jnf "J8?6 men's basketball wtT jnded its season last Wednesday night with a disappointing 88-64 loss at the hands of in NAIA District 14 championship game. This is the third straight year that the Rangers have lost to Eau Claire for the tide, which earned Eau Claire a trip to the NAIA national tournament in Kansas City. The Rangers went into the game knowing that they were going to have a tough time against not only the Eau Claire team, which had a 24-4 record going into the game, but the extremely loud Eau Claire crowd, which has been said to mean an extra six to eight points for the home team. The young Ranger team took the pressure of the crowd well because of their Women lose in playoffs by Pete Cramer After a disappointing 6-19 season, Coach Noreen Goggin and the women's basketball team found their way to Iowa for the regional tournament game held at Grandview College. The Rangers made it there by upsetting Milton 75-70 for the NAIA District 14 championship title. Parkside found their stay short ; they were knocked out of the tournament in the first round by Missouri Western 71-59. Mistakes seemed to be Parkside's downfall. They turned the ball over 20 times to their opponents seven, yielding 11 steals on top of that. The Rangers shot a game average of .479 from the floor to Missouri Western's .375. However, Missouri had 38 more field goal attempts than Parkside throughout the course of the game. The lead scorer for Parkside was Laurie Pope with 18 points, while Cindy Ruffert and Robin Henschel each added 10. In the rebounding column, Laurie Pope led the team with nine while Jeanne Jacobs pulled down seven. The RANGER congratulates the Women's Basketball team for a fine effort in a somewhat disappointing season. Two wrestlers Ail-American Two Parkside wrestlers, junior Dan Winter and freshman Mike Muckerheide, earned NAIA All - American honors last weekend by placing among the top six finishers in their weight classes. Winter placed third at 134 pounds by winning five of six matches for the third consecutive year. His season record now stands at 30-3. He will compete in the NCAA Division I tournament this weekend in Princeton, New Jersey. Muckerheide placed sixth at 158 pounds by winning four of seven matches, finishing the season with an 18 - 12 record. Vet convention held Last weekend there was a Wisconsin Association of Concerned Veterans Organization (WACVO) convention held in Stevens Point. Ten voting points were available to the Parkside Veterans Club, but the Parkside club wasn't there. There are many budget cuts that are about to take place that will affect a large veteran population. For example, the state of Wisconsin recently initiated an Agent Orange Identification and Assistance program. The money needed to continue this project is about to be severed from the budget. This program, although successful to this point, has been labelled "unnecessary" by the state. WACVO states, "Now is the time to stand up for the rights that the veteran should have and deserves. The urgency of this matter cannot be overstressed. Within the next year, if the veteran does not take the bull by the horns, he or she will have nothing left of the benefits that are rightfully theirs." WACVO asks voters to write to their representatives in government to let them know voters do not want decreases in veterans' benefits. "Ethnic Dance Night » Performed by: The Racine Dance Theatre March 28 7:30 p.m. COMM ARTS THEATRE General Admission $1.50 Sponsored by: The INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS ORGANIZATION •&REDKEN" » hair styles for men and women experience with big crowds earlier in the season. V— However, neither team played the caliber of ball expected of them. The two teams played evenly for most of the first half, but Eau Claire gained a ten point lead for a 40-30 halftime score. Parkside's freshman guard Charles Perry kept the Rangers in the game in the first half with 13 points and four assists. Parkside fought back to close the margin to two points early in the second half before Eau Claire called a timeout to regroup. The Blugolds then scored seven unanswered points and eventually built the lead back up to 11 points. Parkside retaliated, with just under three minutes left in the game, in a scoring spurt in which they outscored Eau Claire 11-2 (with Perry scoring eight of those points) to close the gap again to two points. With the score at 64-62, Eau Claire called a timeout to cool off the hot Rangers, and wait on to take a four point victory. Chuckie Perry led both teams in scoring with 22 points, making the Eau Claire game his best game of the season. He also dished out nine assists and pulled down five rebounds before fouling out in the last minute of the game. The Rangers ended their season with a deceptive 16-14 record, not bad considering the caliber of competition they were up against. mum FRESHMAN GUARD opponents for layup. RANGER photo by Doug Edenhauser CHARLES PERRY weaves through THE STROH BREWERY COMPANY, DETROIT, MICHIGAN © 1978 'And for my second wish .. For the real beer lover. Original Format The type of object, such as painting, sculpture, paper, photo, and additional data Newspaper Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Revise Method of Grade Change Issue Volume 9, issue 22 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 9, issue 22, March 12, 1981 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. UW-Parkside Offers Eastern Europe Study Tour Issue Volume 24, issue 12 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document VOLUME 24 • ISSUE 12 • NOVEMBER 30, 1995 ants play with tb~ Endless Possibilities Surveying the landscape ofUW-Parkside makes one think of how much the right environment aids in the educationprocess. That "rightenvironment" could bedestroyed by the indiscriminant exploitation ofour natural resources. Perhaps we should study the issue more. An informational meeting forEnvironmental Studies willbe held Wednesday, December6, from 3:00 to 4:30 p.m, in the Faculty Lounge,Molinaro 11I. Beverages and snacks will be served. This will be a Wayof increasing awareness ofthe minor to students and faculty. Environmental studies is sninterdisciplinary minor designedto focus the studies of students having a stronginterest in environmental issues. It attempts to develop an appreciation for the scope of environmental problems and the consequences of van ous solutions. It draws upon the expertise of a diverse group offaculty in the Schools of the Liberal Arts and of science and Technology and is open to all students. An environmental studies minor can help prepare one for a great variety of careers, depending upon the major to which it is linked. The sciences of biology, chemistry and geology are good careers for linkage, leading to careers in wildlife conservation, science teaching, environmental monitoring and environmental law enforcement. The social sciences of economics, geography, history, and political science are also good majors for careers in environmental law, education and government agencies. In the liberal Arts, a linkage with majors in either English or communications opens the possibility for writing or broadcasting on environmental issues. ESTABLISHED 1972 UW-Parkside Offers Eastern Europe StudyTour • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer St. Petersburg, Moscow, and Budapest, are the scheduled stops for this spring's Eastern Europe tour, headed by history professor and Russia studies specialist Oliver Hayward. The tour, available for academic credit, will depart March 11 and return March 25. The $2550 cost includes airfare, lodging, most meals and admission to several museums, art galleries, and entertainment events. Not all of the course is a field trip, however. Participants should plan to attend 'eight Thursday evening classes during the spring semester, designed as preparation for the trip. Taught by Hayward, the classes cover historical, political and cultural subjects, as well as practical tips for getting more out of the trip. The weather is pleasant in Eastern Europe during the spring, though there may be snow in Moscow, warned Hayward. "It's a pretty demanding two weeks; we're on our feet a lot," he added. ''When they [Parks ide students] come back, they're sophisticated world travelers." In Moscow, he plans to show students the L ~= Kremlin, St. Basil's Oliver Hayward cathedral, and students will and there will be another also be able to roam Moscow glimpse at royalty in the University. St. Petersburg Royal Palace. There also is home to one of the best are opportunities to eat French impressionist art dinner with accompanying collections in the world, gypsy music. Hayward feels. Also, a trip Hayward has coordinated to a major countryside similar trips since 1980. For palace is planned to "see more information or to how the royalty lived." register for the course, Budapest, Hungary, has a contact Oliver Hayward at new War History museum, either x2467 or Molinaro 123. Scholarship Applications Available Applications for the 1996- 97 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Scholarship Program are now available through the University's Scholarship Office. High school seniors, first time or returning students are encouraged to apply. The competitive scholarships recognize outstanding academic achievement, leadership, and community and school service. Full and partial tuition awards are available, and several awards are renewable for up to 4 years. Applicants need to submit two letters of recommendation and a 250- word personal statement outlining academic and career goals. The application deadline is January 1. Scholarship selections will be made by UW-Parkside's Awards and Ceremonies Committee in March. Last year, Parkside awarded more than $125,000 in academic scholarships. For more information or to request a scholarship' application, call the UW- Parkside Scholarship Office at 595-2600 or write Linda Madsen, Scholarship Coordinator, Box 2000, Kenosha, Wisconsin 53141- 2000. Sigma Tau Delta conference held at Parkside • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer Lovers of literature and aspiring poets gathered at Parkside November 17 and 18 for the Sigma Tau Delta regional conference. The theme ofthe conference was "Tales ofthe Past, Present, and Future." Sigma Tau Delta is the international honor society for English majors. Friday night offered storytelling by TAL.E.S. and Irish folk music by Green Side Up as entertainment for conference goers. Many had traveled from as far as Iowa and southern Indiana and thus, a social evening complemented by hors d'oeurves was appropriate. Multicultural storyteller Mary Norris said her stories are "folk tales that have a lot ofliterary elements." One story is about Tia and her pear tree, of which wild neighborhood boys climb. A magician grants her a wish: she wishes all who climb her pear tree to never come down. When Death climbs the tree, Tia holds him there until an elderly friend confides to Tia her wish to die. "If! had one wish, I'd wish they could all hear me," Norris said about the deaf children she has . encountered. Eddie Richter, a Waukegan storyteller for 8 years, grew up in the same hometown as Jack Benny, the king of all storytellers, Continued on page 8 II Student Health Services , 'I • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer Articles in The Ranger News and discussions between administration and the Disabilities Awareness Committee have heightened concern about .the Student Health Services' future. On November 16 Gary Grace, Assistant VP of Student Affairs, Steve McLaughlin, Dean of Students, and Sharon Eaves, acting director of Student Health Services, spoke to about 20 students and faculty on the truth behind Student Health Services. Dale Wheeler, Chemistry professor and also disabled, facilitated. Constructive planning has been in the works for several years at Parkside. In 1986 residence halls were added and in 1991 Grace started exploring options to maximize SHS's limited space. Two choices still remain: to remodel existing space or to remodel adjacent space. Repairs on existing space are an estimated $250,000. Ayear ago, last spring, when KR decided to cease operations, Grace knew he had found a solution. Why not relocate SHS to KR's 3500square feet? He pointed out that not a single state dollar is fed into SHS, except for counseling services; Parkside dollars entirely support it. Still, he asks, "How can we improve the services and give students and staff value for what they pay?" Grace was told by the state: "We're not even sure Parkside should have a health center since doctored medical centers are right across the street [St.Catherine's Hospital]. "One of these days we're going to have to move," said Sandy Reeves, former SHS director, to Eaves. Eaves gave reasons for needing to move to KR. Records are kept in locked file cabinets in a public area, there is no separate area for "dirty room" disposal, and the top of the refrigerator is used for lab tests and pregnancy tests. A secure reception area, place for files, and exam rooms would be possible at KR. Representatives of counseling services, disabled students, and Peer Health Educators were at the meeting to voice their concerns. All seemed to . agree that a special aspect of Parkside is that almost everything is under one roof. However, Grace feels that "if the service is valuable and responding to needs, it doesn't matter where it's at." A Peer Health Educator reasoned,"When we're disserviced, our students are disserviced," referring to counseling services being forced to move along with SHS. "We don't physically need to be together to get our jobs done." Peer Health Educators want to reach out to all students and are afraid moving to an unreachable location would detract students. A suggestion was made to create "emergency" facilities in the present SHS space to accommodate crises. These facilities would also cater to the needs 0: Parkside's disabled students, with the main headquarters in KR building. Discussions on a possible SHS move to KR building were "precipitated by professional staff saying they don't have adequate medical facilities," explained Grace. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document -r niversity of Parkside- Wisconsin enosha, Wisconsin Volume 19-X Bill Horner by Dino Chiapet Gnews Editor Sheila Kaplan. UW-Parlcside Chancellor. has resigned due to the no-smoking policy which prohibits students. staff. faculty. and administration from smoking on campus. "I cannot continue to improve educational opportunities for students at UW-Parlcside if I cannot have a smoke once in awhile." stated Kaplan. "It's pretty tough being Chancellor. and not being able to smoke." Kaplan was caught smoking a $1.97 Monday, Aprilll991 3beiJa Kaplan Horner was involved in some controversy when he was UWParlcside Student Government President when he was accussed of having an affair with Maggie Frymire. who at that time. was involved with the present PSGA President Ken Schuh. "Sbe wanted me. I didn't want her. I had something she wanted . thatKen couldn'tgive 10her," said Horner. "I'm yet 10have my first college experience," said Horner. "You can call me a college virgin." As Chancellor, Horner is aI- 6 allBd itO paDltpltO:> INXS to rock Union Square Chancellor Kaplan resigns .. - _.. cigarette in the women's restroom by Gary Goetz, UW-Paricside's Assistant Cancellor for Administration and Sexual Affairs. UW -SyremPresidentKenneth Shaw called an immediate meeting with the Board of Rejects to select a new Chancellor ... After three minutes of talks, The Board of Rejects had selected a new Chancellor. "I am pleased toannounce that this is the first time any university in this country has ever had a student become Chancellor. Bill 'Horny' Horner. former PSGA President, will do a great job as UW-Parlcside's new Chancellor." said Shaw. According 10 the Board of Rejects. Homer was selected due to hisinvolvementon campus. such as founder ofUW -Parlcside' s "Uh, Ub I Take the Fifth Amemndment, and Ub Ub No Comment" movements. Most importantly, Horner is founder and chairperson ofUWParicside's "Uh, Uh Don't Smoke Organization." The Board of Regents respected Horner's dedication of quitting smoking after 65 years of doing so. When asked about his termination of smoking. Horner said, "Uh, Ub no problem." by Ludwig von Simpkins and Baronness von Terri Student Fees Allocations Committee chair Ken Shoe has announced that after months of .. misappropriating funds, the Parkside Activities Board has been awarded an additional $1.000.000 10 sign the rock group INXS to perform in Union Square. It is reported that INXS' s Lead Singer Michael Hutchence, who resides in London. England. is a distant cousin of Shoe. and that Shoe worked out a "crooked" deal with the band' s agent INXS was scheduled to appear at Carnegie Hall, but cancelled that appearance so they could perform in the Union Square on Friday night May 3. atS pm. Marie Boris. live entertainment chair for PAB, commends Shoe on his crookedness 10get the band here at UW-Paricside and thinks it will be SlnDger PboIo by Gwm Hedd Senior Jim Chomko, sporting the latest in professional fashion, pauses to wet hiswhisUe between two high-level interviews for his fu~ure.career in business. a smashing success. Boris also said. "This is the greatest thing 10 happen at UW -Parlcside since the Atletic Department hired AI Schiesser as head basketball coach." ~. INXS. which has cut several albums. is currently on tour promoting their new album "Y". and will be performing several songs including "Airhead Blonde". "Punt", "Devil In Your Shorts", "Mandy", "Kiss The Bust", "Faking AIl My Love For You". and "What You Don't Need". They will also be doing some popular oldies like "Wully Bully", 6 ~1l8d 00 paRltlJUO:) Inside ... Editorial .Page2 PSGARepon. .Page3 Lucifer'sLex .Page3 News , .Page4 . Residence Hall .Page4 Sports .Page5 NewProject. .Page9 Studenteatsfoot Page 10 Studentfataility .Page 10 Unclassifieds .Page 12 c Ranger , Page 2 Editorial ApriI!,I99! What I say goes! I bet when you walked by a Ranger stand today, you were very surprised 10 see a special edition avai1able for you 10 read The Rlinger ExecutiveCommiuee dec:idedin an emeIJleDCy session that because of all the !ale breaking news occurring, we would have 10 publisb a specia1 edilion. Itall started last week when Chancellor Kaplan resigned because of the newly enacted smoking policy. She decided she couldn't make it lbrougb a wboIe day's wort witbout pufting 011 a produclO. Since half of die administration is over in Europe bein&eDIeIlaiDedbytheRussians,the~ofRejectsdec:idedtheyhadlOtakethesituationinlOtheirownhands aad appoint a new t:bl!IJc.AoJlor. ACta' only a few mmUles of delibetalion, die Rejects appointed former PSGA Plesident Bill Homer as new c1lllnmllor. Owx:ellor Homer, ina televised address last week, stated that be has eligiOus1y quit smoking 10 accept Ibe appoiDtmenL Right after that incident, it was announced that SUFAC Chair Ken Shoe pulled off a quick move. and funneled $1,000,000 of illegal fuDds 10 dleParkside Activilies Board. These fuDds were used 10sign the British rock group U'oO(S 10 perform at UW -Parkside. It is also rumored that die bend cancelled an appeaIlIIIce at C-amegi~eHaUsodleycou1dperformatUW-Parkside. U'oO(S willbeperforminginUnion SquareonFridaynighl; - Talk about lIUIJIrises. Two !ale developing stories have been dug up by die Ranger fiom the Ath1etic DepartmenL UW·PlIrbide Head Baskelball coach, AI Schiesser, was named wistant coach 10 the Olympic basketball team. The big SlDJlrise about this is that Schiesser couldn't coach a pee-wee team 10one viclOry. and is lucky if be can lie hia own shoes in the morning. Despite that. we wish you luck. AI. Two UW -PlIrbide grapplers announced they would join the World Wrestling Federation under the team aame Bonanza. Jim Bezoae and Joel DullOn will wrestle under the names "Hess" and "LiU1e Joel". They are the taitofthe WWF. and are pegged 10 be champions by the time the WWF's Summer Slam rolls around. Go BonanzaI; Otherobservatioas havebeen madeof other new developments, and idiosyncracies have been notedofother people you may have seen or beard about on campus. Some are shocldng, some are expected. Most are untrue. by Ludwig von Disclaimer notice: The content of this special edition should be taking as what it is: merely a joke. Hopefully, all parties mentioned in this special edition will take it ina lighthearted manner. r=Jf J < Stranger, Page 4 News Aprill,l~ Residence Hall Expansion Project Underway byKenSboe Residence HaD Expansion Editor The scheduled expansion project 10 increase the residence hall complex 10houseanadditional 1200 students has begun, According 10 Deann PosheD, Director of Residence Life, "There has been a minorchangeinplans." Theproject plans originally. called 10 add 11 additional stories to buildings I and 7, and 4 additional stories 10 building 4. "Due to environmentalist concerns, we were forced 10 add the proposed floors below the current strucmre, underground," staled newly appointed Chancellor Homer. EnvironmentalislS claim that the proposed above ground expansion would destroy the beautiful landscape of the campus. The cost of the changes in the project are expected 10 reach an additional $4.00, and are expected 10 be allocated from student fee revenues, while thecost1On:sidents should increase $1400.00 per semester. Alvin Upsett stated "Let the environmentalists worry about the other 699 acres on campus. I need a place 10live on campus, and don'tfmditconvenient1Oputdown $2400.00 4 112 semesters in advance 10guarantee a room". "They are 100 worried about this place looking like a county park," stated resident Clyde Claustrophobic. "1 'd prefer they build the expansion above ground, like a nomtal university campus." Supporters of the underground project claim advantages. "'!be underground consbUCtion should decrease 9nergy consumption," Building seven of tbe residence ball complex before expansion projecL Artist's conception of building seven of tbe residence ball complex detailingtbe underground cbanges to be made, Slated G. G. Graced, Assistant Chancellorfor Reduction in Power Outages. "After last week'spower outage, this is a good idea." Campus Police officials stated that it would be easier 10 apprehend students under 21 years of age carrying alcoholic beverages into the complex. "Thiswouldpreventstudents from jumping out windows while we are approaching them," stated Faye Schouten, Campus Police Sergeant The project is expected to be completed by 4:07 pm lOday. BACCHUS changes mission statement UPI (DENVER, CO) The organization that has spent millions of do1lalsintimdinglOeducatecollege students on the consequenoes of alcohol and substance abuse has changeditsmission statement The BACCHUS·, whichSlOOdfor Boost Alcohol Consciousness Concerning the Health of UnivetSity Studerits, has changed its motto 10 Boosting Alcohol Consumption Can Help U Sleep. Betty Ford, former spokesperson for ,stated that, "It's no use trying to pound this crap inlO college students heads. We are better off promoting that they drink themselves silly untilAhey pass out on the floor and are 100 drunk 10 drive. Therefore, I have appointed Vince Neil, the leader of the heavy metal band "Modey Crue," to our spokesperson position. From what I have heard about his lOurs and albums, be will bea greatsuccess." Vince Neil was grateful 10 accept the position and quickly appointed Tammy Fay Bakec as thedirectorofcollegeaffairs. Vince Neil was quoted as saying in his newly appointed position, ''Like hey ya know, I really ain't got no drinking problem, like ya know. I drink, I get drunk, and I fall down. Like, no problem, hey?" Tammy Fay Baker was not available for comment at this time because she was preparing to defend her title in the Region 7 Jello Wrestling Competition at Back in Time, Racine, WL However, it is widely rumored she isin favor of a 13 year old drinking age and eliminating the federal liquor tax. It is also rumored that she is in favorofdistribution of illegal drogs as party favors. When Vince was asked about these allegations, he was quoted as saying, "Y cab;like man if the age is only for those young teenage cbickgroupies. Tbatwouldbecool caus' that's the age I like 'um. Now Igonnago have my breakfast, a bottle of JD and a couple hits of ·cid." The task of appointing new chapter direclOrs will begin immediately. Possible candidates include Drew Barrymore, Corey Feldman, Axel Rose, Roy Tarpley and Paul Schaeffer. Both Neil and Baker are on National Tom promoting their philosophy on how 10 party, and will be visiting your campus soon, """""""'" ~nly after Hussein failed towi!h. .draw in time 10 avoid disaster. "A similar failure on !bepan of Hussein's father likewisete. ;sulted in disaster,:' says .i Bassakrappapoppadupo1ls. THURSDAY APRll..l, 1991 SECfIONB Ranger coach chosen for ." Olympic Basketball team r Rlmger ' AI S endYMiUer,~,~rt'" chiesser most worthy us 0:.°';: (GorgeQ~~'c~oa1ch for 1992 hoops team ... not yet a. rot By TOM HANKs _ dye offer.. .ts.s'. W ,,$-J;[. Asst. SportsEd,'tor 10e Manum, Joerl~'~1 that :i::t:a=~~~~z~~~:m~e:~: sld, of the LBA'lii~jlPl-l UW -ParksidePhysical Education Department. " e been drafted bYlbel:la ,'!'ii,"" With this statement Athletic Director Wayne 1h CBA ' ,,'»1' ,K Dannehl announced ~t UW-Parkside head baskete ~~i}!t~1:j :~'~~~c~c:~~~~~~~:'s~:~~~~ good! Sba.wn, 'f4)iDjf~n~'pic Baskethall team. dog track rat hasbeena~~ nice:~~~ya::~:g:~;~~~e:s=:t~~ dOg races and has been in<£'("ffi!.l:cl" know about, urn,basketball." from aI1 wagering "',kX it' Schiesser, who just completed his third "interim" . 'l::t\;% Ji season as the Ranger's head coach, was selected by the breaking Plans for II24,~, ~:r;~~ac:~~~:~:~%d~t;;.chconsistsof 18 hole golf cOllISe~v~r~!fd Three years ago, Schiesser was hired as an "in- OyKgO;fcQa~h kt:~:~fi=tl.;=~a~~;:=} ~~:~:~~:~~ tho ap an·d. a\_i':dc ..It,~4¥Fj1iii£j, It is a bit of a surprise ~t Scheisser was selected for course an it Suviu """'~¢.~ the Assistant CoachingJO' b of the Olympic Baskethall ~=~==;==:' AI before theretumofli41i"'~';""'#f~ team, and coincidentally, Parkside Athletic Director ~:~r~:~rf~:YC::~ a Wayne Danneh1 is on the Olympic Committee Board Parkside game. Ai will get his which undoubtedly has much pull with the Coaches Selection Committee. chance to represent the United "I'm sure Wayne had nothing to do with my States of America as Assistant selection as Assistant Coach," said Schiesser. "1was Basketball Coach. picked for my success with my players and ability to handle myself through times of controversy." Questionable or not, Schiesser will be the Assistant Olympic coach and he will be coaching the best players in the world. In the 1992 Olympics, professee Olympics, B3 Grapplers to challenge for WWFcrown Bezotte, Dutton, pack bags for glory By BILL MURRAY Asst. SportsEdItor , The UW-Parkside Ranger Wrestling team was dealt a severe blow last week when lieshman heavyweight Jim Bezotte and sophomorelightweightJoelDutton signed contracts to wrestle in the World Wrestling Federation. Dutton (5'6", 140 Ibs) and Bezolte (6'6, 300 Ibs) each signed million dollar contracts with the Heenan Family which will take them through 1994. The two Rangers will form a new tag team which will be called "Bonanza" and their wrestling names will be "Hoss" (Bezolte) and "Uttle Joel (Dutton). "These two will be tag team champioos within a year," said team manager Bobby "The Bmin" Heenan. "Their combination of size and speed will destroy any tag ---=-=~team in the WWF." Heenan origina1ly just wanted tosignBezotte,butBezouewanted a package deal. "1 won't go anywhete without Little Joel," said Bezotte. Bezotte's main asset is a powerful move be caDs the ''TIlICIm," in which he uses bis opponent to "p1ow" the ring. Dutton, on the other hand, uses a move he calls the "Little Hammer," in which be flies off the top rope and kicks his opponent in the groin. UW·ParksidecoachJimKoch was shocked at the events, but 00- derstandsthelucrativesituationbis wrestlers are in. "I'm happy forthe guys because of the money and publicity they will be receiving, but their leaving is really going to hurtourprogram.I wasconsidering going along as their trainer but ] can't stand ~t weasel Heenan." seeWWF,B3 supposed to do once I cut the boy open," said an enthusiastic Dr. Brown. Once the area is exposed Lubkeman will be given a steel plate attaehCd with microscopic thread and tiny screws to hold the 3.2 pound piece of steel in syndrome• place. When Todd is sewn up, he will be moved to intensive care for at least a week. Then, lie will be given special attention in order to teach him how to walk again. Due to the extra weight on his head, it will take Lubkeman three to four weeks to adjust The metal plate will serve as a skull of sorts, keeping his brains where they belong and preventing him from unwarned narcoleptic attacks. "Were looking forword to having the big guy back and better than ever for us:' said Ranger teammate John Evans. "I just hope he doesn't try and head buttus after his firsthoop." Todd will have the very finest of care for the six hour surgery and three to four week stay in the hospital and is looking forword to being like everyone else on the team. "I'll just be glad when this is all over," said Lubkman. "I can't wait to get back on the court," Happy April Fool's Day Todd. Next Tune keep your eyes open on picture day. !Ranger Grapplers to In III exclusive telephone in- (tIVieW with the Ranger, former wwPcoIorc:ommenl8lOr Jesse the BodY Vc:.alUIa assessed the Heenan ac:quisilioD- "'Ibese two Bozos will be out oflbcJellueafteronematehl Booanzal Where's Michael Landon! LeI me guess. they're going 10ride into lhe ring on a horse 10 the Bonanza theme song. Give me a 1Rak'" Obviously "The Body" wasn't impressed. Vince McMahon, as usual. took the opposire side of Ventura, "I think the twO youngsters will tum some L--='==J:::'=:::::====~ • lID Bezotte =isser to give team his personalized touch siooaI athletes will be allowed 10 compete in the Olympics. This meaosduuourcoach Scheisserwill bele8Ching Michael Jordan, Magic Johnson, Charles Barkley. David Robinson and a host of professionalsconsidered to be among the best players ever. "Tbeopportunity 10learn from ColICb Schiesser is, well, a unique -. "said Olicago Bulls superstar Michael Jordan. Olympic Head Coach QlUck Daley was surprised but also de- IigbIed at !he opportunity 10 work almg sideof coach Schiesser. "I Ihiat AI is by far the most unique penon for the job. His innovative Style of coaching and rappon with his players is 10say the least. one in • million." Over !he course of the past Ibree seasons. coach Schiesser has IIIlld&: his unusual style of play famous among those who follow UW·l'arkside basketball. This approach will undoubtedly be tested bytheverybestofforeignteamSin next summer's showcase of the world's best basketball players. Parbide did not go 4-23 this seasondoingDOthing; the Rangers ran Schiesser's offense 10 perfection, using almost all the time on the 45 into WWF second shot clock before missing a wee pointer. This one of a kind approach 10 roundbaII will be the focus of the 1992 United Slates Olympic B'!Sketball Team's attack as the team seeks to avenge its otherwise disappointing Bronze medal finish in the 1988 games. Player personnel will be of utmost importance as the United States has so much incredible talent from which 10choose. Schiesser and Daley will be in charge of choosing the players which they feel can do the best jobs on the court representing the United States, "While I'm sure many people have the more popular superstars in mind, Michael Jordan, Magic, and Robinson, 1 am DOt against using some of the talent Isee in the college ranks," said Schiesser. "In fact, some of our Rangers, like guard Shawn Dunn have a decent chance of going 10Barcelona. • "We have a long way 10 go," said Schiesser, "choosing a squad, finding a hotel, and even picking an airline, but 1am confident that I can contribute all 1know 10 make the 1992 Olympic team the best it can possibly be." By BILL MURRAY AssL sports Editor Down here guys! UW-Parkside Baseball players look for $2 million in drug cash hidden under ball diamond. iii .. Harvey's Wallbangers ,The Kmg Iives on storm WI state Capitol for Rae ewa 1k e r s . canada is much WOISe. Besides, throw out the first blIUlIQl YIeet By IRWIN M.FLEfCHER you have to Imvel by sled-dog to anyway." Sports Editor half of the country, and I don't Next week is wbaI die lJad. In thei first visible protest think some of our underclassmen gersplan to play 1beir1Da8lllle1l . the :g was yanked from were ready for that." the new complex, wbicb baayeuo smceeaththe the UW-Madison Reports that the team drove benamed. SomeWlllkJemainab ::Cball ~, led by spiritual theirlmvelingvanstoFortMcC~y the~, includingiMla!latioa1i leader and former team member and stole some U:S. Army equip- addibonal res! rooms IIId tEat Harvey Kuehn, stormed the State' ment,includin~twoM-l tanksand booths. Capital Building and converted it an Apache helicopter, also helped . State ~orker,! Who were into a Hi-Tech baseball facility, to discount their rumored move- seized as ~ m die lII1act, The Parlcside race-walking team is scheduled iii get exciting new complete with a retractable roof ments north. are currently beiDg held in die uniform changes within the next year to bring in more fans. and more than 40 luxury boxes. "I'm sure a tank is a great bleacher area until a deciJial cao Race-walking, as you know, is one of~erica's most exciting "Thekids needed some way to thing if you've only got a couple of be reached as to what lOOOwilh spectator sports. Yet, each week many exciting race-walking events go vent their frustrations over the guys in it," said Ross Kopfer, a them. uncovered and unattended. whole issue," said an unearthly player for the team. "But we could "Well, we're goingtoboldllll In an effort to raise public awareness of this thrilling sport UW-P has Kuehn. "WecJearedoutwhatfunds only get two, and I wouldn't want to them for a wbile," said Uike. decided to have the race-walkers dress up like Elvis Presley. we had left, sold some pizzas, and to travel more than an hour with "They could come in bandy wIlea Yes, that's right White jumpsuits with rhinestones and spangles will boom we had the equipment we eight guys packed into one of those we open out Big.10 season. A big be the order of lhe day for all competitors. needed to get the job done." things. Ifonlymoreofus had taken place like this needs to be 6lled up When asked why the change to Elvis outfits, the Director of Race- Rumors had been circling lhe those driving classes." to give our players any home-field Walking Affairs here at Parkside, I, Walkfunny, said," To me, there is campus of an impending retaliation Reports from inside the Capi- advantage. And, we wae kind of nothing more exciting or challenging than a good walk. Except maybe a since the program received lhe axe tal Building say only Governor, debating on trading some oflhem brisk race-walk dressed like the King." by Athletic Director Pat Richter Tommy Thompson's office was for a new scoreboard." Although the idea to have race-walkers dress up as rock stars isn't a and the UW-Madison athletic spared from conversion. CasualtieswaesaidlObelislu, new one we think it's a good one. board. Initial reports had the team, "He pleaded with us to spare limited to a few groin pulls and Look what a similar idea did for lhe UW-Madison synchronized which earlier in the week seized theoffice.so wecuradeal with him hamstring pulls. swimming team did. They dressed like lhe Shirelles and more than military equipment from UW _ and put him in charge offood vend- It was also rumored thatGe ndoubled their attendance. Madison's ROTC program, rnov- ing. He promised he had some eral Norman H. Schwarzkopf, ,,!!!!!Good~~lu~ck~ra~ce-~W~alk~eiiirs:!!!~~~~~~~~~~~~~1 ingagainstnorthem Wisconsin and connectionsthatwouldgetussome commander for Opemtioa D=t r. some Canadian provinces. But stadium secret sauce up here for Storm, was cheir IIIIll1ys iD !be head coach Steve Land cited our hot dogs," said assistant coach planning stages for what basbcea weather was a determining factor. Daryl Fuchs, who has been named dubbed 'Operation Sky DmIe'. "You think basebal1 weather Cheif of Concessions. Schwarzkopf was unmilIblc fir here is bad in March and April, "Heck, we need someone to comment Mudwrestling now the hit as baseball is dropped By JAMES NEEDSAKLUE Collllllllist So, you want to be a Sportswriter? Tough Break, The Ranger Sports staff does not need youl Good Luck. l'BM {R.!UIJl.er.9Ltlilete ffiWeek Scholar, A lete, "T" pursues excellence mM and the Ranger would like to salute inlmmural basketball star and Ranger letter to the editor writer Chris Toliver as our Athlete! Sportsman of the week. ' Chris was selected due to his outstanding sportsmanship and leadershipqualitiesintheLBA intramural basketball league and his informa- tive and facbtal writings displayed in our news· paper each week. Chris is currently averaging 16.6 ppg for lhe Funk (911), which is currently 7-1 and in fIrSt place in the Eastern Di- vision of the LBA. Toliver, the team's cap- tain and shooting guard, used his resourcefulness to recruit quite a formi. dable team for Ibis semester's action. Joe Martino. lhe starling power forward, is leading the league in scoring with a 33.33 ppg average. JenDaine Boyd, a red shirt for lhe Ranger Basketball squad is lhe teams #3 man and is 7lh in the league in scoring wilh a 24.14 ppg average. Inllddition to his athletic accomplishments, Chris has covered a wide range oflOpics in his weekly [ettelS/columns in the Ranger. Hisexcellent discretion in word choice in describing tough situations showed his true joumaIistic integrity and intelligence. So congratulations Mr. Toliver, for excellence on the court and orr. Keep op the good work. By BRAD LOHAUS Sports Writer On Friday March 29 the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Athletic Board once again met to discuss equality in men's and women's athletics. After nearly lhreehoursof diliberation lhe board finally decided to dropmen' s baseball, due to the drug charges which arefacingcoachRedOberbrunner, and add women's mud wrestling. . Why mud wrestling you ask? Well it seemed lhe logical choice considering UW-Parkside's geographic location and aValiblity of quality athletes. Chancellor Shelia Kaplan, herself a professional mud wrestler, has been named head coach. Ifeverything goes as planned ~-Parkside should be compet. mg next December in the NCAA Division n National Championships which are being held in Butte, Montana. According to coach Kaplan," Our girls can roll in lhe "Our girls can roll in the mud with the best of them." Chancellor Kaplan mud with the best of them." Although the entire team ros. ter has not been named yet, due to fears about preseason scouting, the Stranger has learned through confldenial sources that Erin Mc Dermott has been named team captian. When asbd aboat \beIC rumors McDermotlreplied,"1Id1 ya I'm WreslIing, I just bope !be sows don't pull the earioIOIIlof my nose. If they do I'D jusllcod Holly (Erickson) 10 _ dleirCII om" Student support fer die JIIIII has been incredible. 11Ie l)W. Parkside Women'sc:enwblseYCll started a fan club. Aa:cldiII8 ~ club president Teresa Raitldl*So Anyone interested in jdDiDI C8I pick up an applicatioD a1lbc Women'sCenter." The season will opc8()clObl1 2 with a march againstdIDUBPer' sityofGeorgia. A1IhotDe~ will be held at Baclt in 1'IRC IIId will begin at 7 p.m. SeaslII ~ are avalible through dID ::: deparment for $50 or $2 • charged at the door. AI1tJJit1iII price includes one rrecllil? I,I991 News Stranger, Page 9' - ......... ."", ... ~ ,,:;.. , ,,..J._ < .' . , I ! I I I ./ I // i New escalators to be installed in Molinaro Hall by Ken Shoe Elevator Activity Editor By the end of the Spring semester, new escalators will be installed in Molinaro Hall where the current elevator is located, announced Gary Getts, Assistant Chancellor for Student Transportation. The installation of an escalator was suggested after 17 slOdents were found stranded for over 7 hours below the D2 Level at 4:49 am on February 30 by Campus Police officers. "This is great", stated Bob Browsky. "Now I don't have 10 waste 9 of the 10 minutes between classes figuring out if the elevator is working or nOL" "This should decrease confusion", statedslUdentMark Delkson. "Now I can just go 10 the same place every time 10 get 10a different floor, and just walk up the escalator when it's not working." Chief Ozmannslci of Campus Police stated, 'This will save the university approximately $85,004.09 a year in labor costs related 10officers time used in rescue attempts." He later stated that 7 out of 10 rescue attempts are successful. / , , / .:(i' ! oroq ure] 01 SXNI Continued from Page 1 "Wipeout", and the ever-popular theme from the game show "Jeopardy". Featured in INXS will be Val Kilmer, who recently starred as Jim Morrison in "The Doors" movie. He will be replacing lead singer Michael Hutehence dUe 10a back injury Hutehence suffered in a brawl with Kilmer. Kilmer was quoted as saying, "No one is going 10 get in my way 10 play uw· Parkside. UW -Parkside isthe ultlmate, a perfect place 10 test the bounds of reality." Wbetherornot Meg Ryan, Kilmer's co-star, will be attending the concert will be up in the air, since she has no UWParkside ID. Tickers will go on sale at all Ticketron Outlets on Saturday morning April 6, at9 am. TIckets prices will be $69.69 and there ate only a limited number available. Shoe recently depleted the Ranger • revenue account 10purchase tick· ets for students and friends when he bribed them 10 vote for him during the PSGA elections, in whichhewasvicrorious. Thisevent will be sponsored by the Fraudu· lent Friends of Ken Shoe Foundation and the Parl<side Activities Board. All proceeds will go 10the Condom Come All Health Fund at Stodent Health Services. Homer new Chancellor CilntlDued from Page 1 ready at wcrItpuDing together new projects 10improve University life. Homer, who is 69 years old, has experienced the problems and headaches of being a student at his age. Homer's first project is 10 form anursing homeforthe elderly students here on campus. "It's tough. There's a lot of halls towalkandstairs toclimband bumps to take. Forming a nursing bome for students of my age on oampus. which will be something like the children's day care center, will help 10 eliminate Ihese problems. At our age we need tender lovin' care," said Horner. Changing the DomesticAbuse Law, geDing more young female workers in the Ivory Tower, and most importantly to receive his first college experience, are a few of many issues Homer will be attacking. ! I I --;;;:;;;:======~I~":"--~N:--ew=-:s--I-----Aad":;';;;';I='i!! "!!p,lWIO .. Kibbles and Bits .yZIppJIC ........ AWJDwbn'" Dppsblta Craig Simptilll, Edilor iJI OIiefandfiatc .. iu ..... dti player. wilJ lead die Po..... .eJp ofMalie cItII ill die IPriDI c:om_ IIICIIt c;emnmiee KDown ulbe "'PiedPipc:rciPlrbide".SimJ*jDs bas c:bosea "Yantee Doodle". and "Row. Row,Row Your Boat" in a llJPbisticallld tine pat canon and wilJconcludelbeperformancewith "Nobody ICDows die TroubJcTve seen". The ensemble will be eonducted by Professor Francis Bedford; Biology Lab assislants will enter their experimeutal "Sea Monkeys" colony ill a National (:ollegiale ~ contesL The aeatures Weill spawned in Petti dishes early in ll111W1JY and bave Oowished 10 number over 200. Assistants have effectively lagged and identified dlemajorily oftbese organisms Ihat Weill a fad of the !ale 70's and early SO·s. The students report an affection for them Hair-raising fataility occurs on campus by N.O. Mistake StalrSDOOP It was a cold dark night when UW·ParksidestudentDorothyPria met with a hairy ending in her apanment at die Residence Halls. Reports frooi campus police and Faye SclJouten indicated that "the OCCIIpIIIls of Ibis apal1JIIeIIt have bad a tendeuI:y illlbe Jl8Sl1O jump out of their windows in order 10 avoid being busted for underage drinking." Inorder 10 not receive the traditional bumps and bruises associ. ated with their three-SIOry fall,Pria andherroommares were incompetilion 10 grow their hair. At the time of die incident, their hair only reached 10 the window of the sec· oudstory .... lOleDlS(wherePria·S and two other roonunates' boy· friends IeSide). All actions in Ibis story, with lbe exception of the witness Slatemenls. are pun:ly cin:lIlIISlantial Simpkins before he broke his baroque and bave named several after The and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Simpsons, The Addams Family, Turtles. ideas from this snooper's own investigation. On the night of the incident, Pria was brushing her hairand conversing with her roommate. They got inlO a heated debale about whose hair was longer. Inorder 10 dccide the winner, they stood across the bedroom from each other and Pria tossed her hair 10 her room· mate who SIarted folding it (as one might fold a bedsheet), While doing this process. the phone rang. As Pria turDed 10 an· swer the phone, her roommate grabbed the rest of Pria's hair and wrapped it around her throat. She then appliedthoroughly Sp1ashhair spray 10 Pria's neck. PriaslrUggIed for about ten seconds and then flopped 10 the floor. Her last breath held the words. "I'll never know." Before calling campus police, Pria's roommate lOOk a scissors, cut Pria's hair 10 her waist and attaebed it 10 her own (forgetting that Pria's hair was black, not brown). While a professional police outliner camjl and cbalked the body. the officer on duly took the statement, "I didn't kill her. She forgot that SHE bad just put hair sprayon. Besides.looIcatus. Can't you tell which of us has the longer hair'l" Campus police cbalked the incident up 10 a misundersranding. The officer who lOOk the Slatement bad just come on duly from an eye appointmen. so his eyes were di· !aIed. He remarked. "I could see her breathing heavy and hear the emotion in her voice; Her hair WAS longer than Pria·s. Who can argue with logic like that?" Pria's roommate currently lives in a different apartment and can be found. quoting from Rapunzel She has given up wear. ing clothes as her hair amply cov. ers her body. "Why spend the monc;y 011 clothes when my hair is sufficient? If Eve could get away with it,why can 'tl?" tJW-PStudentEatsOwnFoot! grumble. he knew be had lO_ He unwtapped IOIIIe "Imobd. tudtey" and was about toclMi-elt downwhenheq '1iilI a smell "It smelled me II, feet after jogglua,' Ilea Slated poudIy. "M,doa, Bungos, always Iicb.., feet after Ijog. so I... ured they were lOOt! eadn' r 'yJim Needacom' Staff Columnists Ben Eatengood,l9. a Parksidestudent,survived a weekend of captivily in a UW.p refrigerator by eating his own foot for nourishmenL BeD EateDgood Aft« dinner was served, Ben. who works in lhe cefeteria, was putting away the daily surplus of rancid lunchmeat when he slipped and fell into the huge lunchmeat storage refrigerator. The doorslammedbehind him, leaving him trapped until breakfast today. Faced with eating the lunchmeatorstarving.Ben decided at first 10 starve, But as soon his stomach began to ache and Ben was riabL Be slipped off his shoe aDd bepa gnawing. By Monday mlll'lliDgBell hid eaten cJear up 10 his IIIIde. School Nurse Lois Lame IIIid, "He'sasmartlrid.lsmellDgladlle didn't eat that lunc1uneIIL T1IIt stuff is deadly." When asked bow be iDIaIdslO cope wilh his now digesIed foil, Ben said, "I'm gonna' CIMlIllll another one oul of chipped heef." ~..'...". . '.:- .... @?': ..::O':~'·~. , F '.••• € ." ..•.•• . ."',... '~L~199:':"'-J------ ---YF:;-e-a~tu-~e-----------:,--:-~, ' ~ .1' ~lranger, Page 11 otT the Cuff .,Moss A SpedaI RaDger called three McDonalds, worried that be might be an unidentified felon) is a pirate. HamburgJer is athief, and ihe gang's ring leader is a clown surrounded by "fry guys" and "dancing nuggets." PIus you can't forget Mayor McCheese. , Mayor McCheese is !he one I'm really ashamed of. Mayor McCheese, who can be found roamingaroundand cavortingwitb these playland hoods, iseven worse than Ronald. Imean, Ronald isjust a clown, but Mayor McCbeese ..• be's the Mayor of Playland! He should be setting a good example of bow our government operates, yetbeis in business day today,arm in arm, with this ruthless scum. (Then again,maybebeissetting an example of how our government operates.) And while we're on that subject I would 1ilce to know just bow Ronald ended up the leader of a pack like that. (Mayor McCheese must be a real push-over or starving to be paid off with food, and I Read the Stranger! think you can hear evidence of that in his name.) Doo't get me wroDg. I like my Big Mac more than anybody, but this is really warped. Is it any wonder why we and the youngergenerationsaretainted wi!h loonies, rebels, thieves, lazy bums, and kids with dangerously over-active imaginations? Could it be because we've been looking up to a clown who associates with a pirate, a burgler, a purple blob, and a corrupt Mayor accompanied by talking food? Wouldn't that shed some light on why people like Dan Quayle are in office today? (Did you know !hat when pictures were flashed in front of children they recognized good 01' Ronald faster than the members of !heir own family? Now that's influential power!) And I don't!hink Ronald bas a business negotiation problem either. Thatclownmusthaverenewed his conttaet several times over already. (Maybe they Ihreatened to name !he franchise "Grimace; or beuer yet "Burger Thing.". That wouldexplain why that purple Nob is so jolly in the commercials. He knows Ronald could lose it at anytime, in which case he would be the new star haunting T.V. "intermissions". And wby do they call commercial breaks galla break the rules; which directly reverts back to what I've been talklog about And talk about disappearing acts what's lbe deal wilb David Cassidy? You know, the guy who played lbe groovy Kenh Partridge • on the Partridge Family. He was boping to become a big rock star after the T.V. series ended. Well, he must have scored big with the Fairy Godmother because his wish fina1lycamelIUeacoupleofweeks ago. They were playing his stuff on the radio and he was a guest V J. on MTV, then all of a sudden, POOFI He vanished! Where did -be go? I can't say for sure, but maybe be and the "Burger King" are starting a new band, or maybe !he "Burger KIng" kidnapped Dave to start a restaurant chain that will make burgers out of partridge families. ThaI wouIdexplainwhy we haven 't heard from anybody else in that family. Well. whatever they're doing, hopefully it'S far away. "intennissions?" Why don't they just say, "We've got to IlIlce time out now to pay our bills well be back in a couple minutes.") But when you talk about McDonald's you have to talk about Burger King. Do you remember the old Burger King commercials? Do you remember the actual "BurgerKing?"Youknow,!heguy wi!h the long red hair, clad with more gold than L. L. Cool Jay. He used to tempt our tummies wi!h his fast food, cheap toys, and mindless magic tricks. Whatever happened to him? He just disappeared. And now Burger King's latestadvertising slogan is "Sometimes you just "AIthe new PSGA President, 1/", aN students absolutely ,,",,,ld nail the Stranger!" - Kenneth J. Schuh , (Db, wait a minute, you already are!) Stranger Eye. by Moss _ Going To the M~ij~s by Rodger Eabert, Jr. ~I don't know guys. I thtnk tt "teds • ltttle lemon ju1ce to .o'sten Ind .dd flavor.·' Clrgg.Moss • I=Stran=ge=r~.Page=12 L_-U-n-c-l-a-s-s-if-i-,e-d-.--JI---------:::!:ApriI~I~.I~ Beastie Boys & Girl. Thanks for letting us crash at your place. It was a blast. Rebel & Roach. -'" April 29 - Fredrickson v. Tyson April 30 - Fredrickson v. Roach .Suave - Keep lettin your fingers do the walking - Dance Floor. Judy- Will you marry us. ~ - The Boys. I , Lyons Says - Screw Tom & Roach - You went to Padre and all I got was a lousy poster. G & R - Anything you kids need to know just call5D. GT Lane. Judy - You can't have this watch. It has my name on it. All those who have mistaken a dishwasher for a urinal, raise your hand. :} The Love Shack - Now Red Shed - 5 Star Padre Award goes to Steve Turk for the fat girl - urinal award. I UNCLASSIFIED I I UNCLASSIFIED I Eric S.S. Johnson - How did you get that nickname S.S. in South Padre anyway? Tom. Date from HELL - Christian and Jill. H.C. - Next time I want toseechunks-Thinkyou can handle that. I want chunks. - T.K. Baulmer - Good Luck! Just min people - The guys at the shed. Nick B - Love Ya - The City Clubs Babes. Cory - Hulk who? Isn't he the same bald oldman. Mike Rohl is a rosy red rectum. WANTED-Meaningless Shack Party this weeksexual relationship with end. April Fools . any girl dead or alive- Suave Dragon Breath, buy some Scope before it's too late. Chicks don't dig bad breath, even ifthey're staring at you. WANTED- Used condoms for Kenosha Sperm Bank. Share the wealth. Call 654-9 10I. Gunny - Nice Budda Belly you got there. Jersey. Available for or usage: bodies of three young men, facilities provided. 63-shack group rate available. Tippy -Want your Dollar back, you know where to call. Mom- Roses are red, Violets are pink So grab my twinky and make it stink. -Pops Lecture in the Union: "How to Serve to Protect" brought to you by the . Los Angeles Police Department Call 555-LOVE for more info T Ibl<!m &If <Il) l]ll]l <!Sl~ V (fJ)m T<!lflfa .. will be signing copies of her new book: Paul Simon is Just a Balding Troll in the Ranger Office WLLC D139 at noon. Call 555-LOVE for more info. Cheap rates .Color-TV y.r.e.r..n'sJ H,'"Quse,0-f'oLve -rrr No More Carpet Burns Call 555-LOVE for more info Original Format The type of object, such as painting, sculpture, paper, photo, and additional data Newspaper Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document Public Forum Authorities talk on SALT II Last Monday, November 26 the public was invited to a forum on SALT II. At the forum three authorities debated: Sydney Lens, Elmo Zumwalt, and Robert Sherman. These men represented three different views of SALT. First to speak was Elmo Zumwalt, a retired admiral. Zumwalt spoke of many statistics regarding the amount and quality of Russian forces compared with United States forces. He talked of the careful path by which the U.S. should reach its goals. He would like to see the ridding of all nuclear weaponry but admitted that it would have to be a unified project; "I'd rather see both the United States and Russia possess nuclear weapons than see Russia with some and the United States with none," he said. Zumwalt had many facts and figures but lacked in ability to persuade. He spoke with confidence but without authority. Later it became evident that he wasn't sure of all the facts he had. Sydney Lens was next in line to speak. He's quite an activist. He has written many books and was instrumental in-many movements: primarily the lavor and anti-war movements. Lens wants to drop everything and forget about nuclear weaponry. He has had much experience at speaking. His intentions are great, too, but Lens doesn t stand on very realistic ground. Completely forgetting a nuclear arms race is not the easiest thing in the world to do. The man's speaking talent's artoutstanding. though. His last statement was most effective; "In Hiroshima stands a rock. On that rock is a shadow; that shadow is all that's left of the man who stood there when the big bomb was dropped. Let's put an end to the arms race before we are all shadows on the rock." Next to speak was Robert Sherman. Sherman is overcome with the belief that the United States is some kind of god. He said that one of the main reasons that Russians are agreeing to SALT II is the prestige of having military parity with the "greatest and most powerful country on the earth." The United States may be the most powerful country on the earth, but Russia now has the prestige of having a more powerful military force. Why would they want to limit themselves and be equal now? He also proposed that there is now question we would defeat them in any arms race and that "fact" is instrumental in the Russian agreement to SALT II. Sherman was ineffective as a speaker. There wasn't much form to his speech. He said that he couldn't predict the future, but then would turn around immediately and do just that. ' All of the men expressed their views alright, but the overall feeling after the forum was that of confusion. After each spoke, the debating started. All were successful in finding impaired facts in the others' speeches. The ex perts spoke out on the SALT II treat, daring a public forum here on Monday, November 26thPh ° f ° "" From left to right are: Sidney Lens, Robert Sherman, Daniel McGovern, Kenneth Hoover, Elmo Z umwalt. SALT II is a matter of extreme importance. One would have to do some in-depth research to obtain even half of an understanding of it. Before anyone else spoke, an explanation of SALT II was offered by Dan McGovern but his facts are also questionable. While he was speaking, there were shaking heads at the discussion panel. SALT II isn't really effective enough, but it is a s tep in the right direction. It may escalate the arms race temporarily, but it also limits it. In 1985, if the public starts pressuring the government, maybe a more significant step can be taken with SALT III. The fact is: if SALT II isn't passed, there 11 pr obably never be any limitations of the arms race. The people who stand against SALT II don't realize that, if it is passed, it is a beginning to the end of the arms race; they want to whole cake right away, and that's not possible. photo by K. Padula Early registration Students took time out between classes la st week to figure out course schedules for the upcoming spring semester as e arly registration opened last Tuesday through Thursday. In dedication to the hostages. INSIDE • Emotions: The Supremes of the 70's • Parsons talks of theater • Editorial—Wiping slate clean • Swimmers set records Wy&jp* < :S. jJVednesdoy December 5, 1979 Ranger OPINION ti*)4 letf pra-l tie h<lf\ emLdS^' Editorial Wiping slate clean by Sue Stevens Editor How do you wipe the slate clean when the message it carries was written with paint, not chalk? The American people will not easily forget the message of Iran and the Ayatollah Khomeini during this past month. President Jimmy Carter has suggested that the U.S. will find a way to even the score after (if ever) t 4Q remaining hostages are released from the beseiged embassy in Teheran. How? Just what options are open to us? What decision about our future as U.S. citizens can President Carter make that will satisfy our diverse public? There are so many self proclaimed diplomats and military experts in this country, that I'm sure Mr. Carter can find some grand advice somewhere. Everyone seems to have his or her own opinion on how to handle the Iranian situation. The opinions range from "Let's blow the hell out of 'em!" to "We deserve everything we're getting." But who's right? At this point it doesn't seem to make much difference. The main problem right now is deciding for ourselves what it means to be U.S. citizens. That decision seems to be one that has been avoided during the last ten years — since the U.S. pulled out of the Vietnam copflict. Who's responsibly: for getting us into such a mess in the first place? Instead of trying to find ways to retaliate, we should be looking toward home to find ways to ensure that this sort of thing won't happen again. We should be taking more responsibility for what goes on in our own country. If the U.S. hadn't become so dependent on foreign oil this may not have happened. We in our infinite consumption have gotten ourselves into a mess that we don't know quite how to handle. [ ganger Sue Stevens Brian Felland .... Doug Edenhauser Mana 8" Ken Meyer Edi,or Jeff Stevens . Edi,or Kevin Padula. News Editor Tom Cooper. Photo Editor Chairman of the Board Reporters Photographers Peggy Colston, Curtis Moldenauer, Brian Passino Layout , Mary Arnold 1 Graphic Artists Bill Stougaard, Michael Williams Ad Representatives Linda Andersen, Dan Galbraith RANGER is written and edited by students of U.W. Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Published every Wednesday during the academic year except during breaks and holidays. RANGER is printed by the Zion Publishing Company, Zion, Illinois. Written permission is required for reprint of any portion of RANGER content. All correspondence should be addressed to: Parkside Ranger, U.W. Parkside WLIC D139, Kenosha, WI53141. ' Letters to the Editor will be accepted if typewritten, double-spaced on standaid size paper with one-inch margins. All letters must be signed and a telephone number included for verification. Names will be withheld for valid reasons. Maximum length accepted is 500 words. Deadline for letters is Friday at 10 a.m. for publication the following Wednesday. The RANGER reserves all editorial priviliges in refusing to print letters which contain false or defamatory content. To wage a war against Iran at this time, or any time, would only serve as a way for us to focus our energies on foolishness while there are enough problems here to keep us busy. Have you heard very many people complain about inflation, unemployment, or energy during that past few weeks? If you have, it wasn't near as often as it had been before the Iranian crisis. This country needn't show its muscles in order to preserve, its honor. If we are to solve this problem, we must remember the ideals that we are supposed to uphold as Americans. The U.S. was founded neither as a bully state nor as a groveling beggar. This problem must be treated with the utmost care. Any decisions must be dealt with quiet dignity. After lying around dormant for so long, Americans shouldn't be so gun ho to retaliat when the situation couldn've been avoided by payng more attention to what our own government has been doing in other countries. Of course, the slate should be wiped clean. No, we can't just forget this crisis when it's finally over. There has to be some way to show the Ayatollah that the world will not kneel before him. How we do it will be of major importance. How clean we get that slate will depend on how we wipe it. Part of the cleaning must be done here, in the United States. We must learn how to become more self-sufficient and conserving. But most of all, we must decide whether we want to take the responsibilities that go along with the freedom we enjoy as U.S. citizens. It seems ironic that it took a crisis like this to get Americans to take interest in our foreign affairs. Why should so many have a say in our policies now when only one third of the eligible voters in this country show up at the booths at election time? If we're to even the scdre with the Ayatollah, we have to do it together. The mark that has been made on the U.S. is too dark to get rid of through the work of a few. We must stand behind President Carter. We must rid ourselves of the apathy we've accepted for so long. We can wipe the slate clean — as long as we unite in our efforts to protect this country from ever being in this type of situation again. Editorial Emotions dominate by Steve Dankert Opinion Writer During the course of the 1972 presidential campaigning a particular incident occured. It is one which is relevant not only to the present politicking, but to any debate or discussion. The incident to which I am referring concerned the presidential primary campaigning within the democratic party. Senator Edmund Muskie of Maine was informed of some unflattering comments made about his wife. The Senator, when confronted with the information, let his deep feelings and regard for his wife show in public. He cried. The result of this show of feelings resulted in his losing support and it eventually cost him the party nomination. A question one must ask is: is this public display of feelings a true reflection of the strength or character of the man (or woman) and their ability to take strain? Many people apparently answered yes to this in their own minds. Whether this was indeed a true indication of weakness is very much open to analysis. In philosophy this conclusion may be thought of as one of the fallacies ol presumption. This fallacy, called "sweeping generalization," is that error of taking a principle or rule which is made for a general situation and applying it to an isolated case. The generalization that Senator Muskies' regard for his wife meant he would possibly crack under pressure is just so much diddley squat. While emotionalism is not necessarily a good thing in public and in the act of deciding governmental leaders, generalizations are not in order. In situations such as the issues of hostages, or the changing of heads of state, emotionalism can lead to undesired results. For example, getting rid ol the Shah ol Iran at any cost was not necessarily such a good idea. 1 he state of Iran does not appear to be any better now than under the Shah; in fact, conditions may be worse. Does this mean that the Shah should not have been removed from his position? No. Whether the Shah should have stayed or left is an issue entirely apart from the manner in which it was accomplished. In American politics the same principles apply, and the same bad results may certainly follow. Some people apparently fail to realize the difference between emotion and unbridled emotionalism. The proper display of emotion, particularly between two peoples' personal lives does not indicate a weakness. In fact, could it not indicate a strength' The quality of regard for others' feelings. Being touched and .moved to compassion or mercy or empathy is dot evil. It is human. It is a proper human attribute. It is the situation that is to be considered when making any kind of a determination about a person' strength or weakness In the coming time of decision making, let us do it properly in wisdom That policies or any power struggle, be it personal, national, or international requires unhuman qualities or revenge for pride's sake is an erroneous idea. It will lead to dubious results at best for pp P Qo ill |V\ th $ pro- „ lliJSllll lllg ; : ; < o ; • f ft w- - i ' " —• —JL Cambodian drive succeeds Mucient orga Oxfam-America will be receiving $203.38 from the people at UW-Parkside in the near future. The Ranger took contributions for three weeks toward the effort to help the Cambodian people. During, those three weeks, we've had students, faculty, and staff parading into our office with contributions. When our door was locked, the Coffee Shoppe helped by holding money to give to us later. Those who weren't able to make it to the collection box sent us their contributions through the mail. .Ranger challenged the other student organizations on campus These were 1 Phelta Thi and the Boxing Club. We applaud these students for their generosity. Everyone who gave can rest assured that the contributions he or she gave will go to those who need it the most. If you'd still like to make a contribution, even though the Ranger will no longer be collecting money, make your check out to Oxfam-America and send it to: Oxfam-America 302 Columbus Avenue Boston. Massachusetts 02116 • (617) 247-3304 The effort is well worth it. What better way to get into the holiday tf$prit?, .y, . ... ...... . in Ranger Wednesday December 5, 1979 3 To the Editor Symposium on Indochina horror Dear Editor: It is heartening to see the Ranger respond to the desperate need and anguish of our Cambodian brothers and sisters. Your choice of OXFAM is a prudent one. Contributions will reach and help those who are neediest. The Cambodian people are indeed suffering a second Holocaust. How did all this happen? What is the United States role — and responsibility — in it? What can be done? Exploring these questions, there will be a panel discussion/symposium at Siena Center (5635 Erie Street, Racine) on Wednesday, December 5, 7-9 p.m. — TRAGEDY IN INDOCHINA: THE ROOTS, THE CALL, THE RESPONSE. Participants will include Parkside Professor Daniel McGovern, (political science). Father Michael Shea (just returned from fourteen years in Thailand), and Milwaukee and Racine representatives of the Wisconsin Indo-China Refugee Relief (WICRR). The program is free and open to the public. You are most welcome. Racine Dominican Sisters have joined WICRR in their effort to help Cambodian refugees. They are mobilizing volunteers, supplies, and other resources for one of the refugee camps in northern Thailand. Administration and transportation costs are donated, so, as is true of OXFAM, contributions to WICRR really go to the neediest of the needy. Make a step for world peace and justice; become more informed, and then follow the next step, whatever it is. Peace, S. Florence M. Shigo (ad hoc, English) Reply to letter To the Editor: After reading Mr. Leto's argument I had a nice laugh, not from the clever little jokes he writes about Mr. Dankerts' feelings, but because someone who professes to express the opinions of those who belong in institutions of higher learning could attempt to pass off, as a legitimate argument, a perfect list of classic fallacies. Maybe before Mr. Leto starts attacking other people he should check his own backyard first. But to avoid anymore mudslinging from either side, I suggest that it is time to get to the issue. Mr. Leto contends that Mr. Dankert has either forgotten, or wants us to forget, the lesson of the last war. Obviously, Mr. Leto forgot what the last war was. For his information, the last official war in which the U.S. fought was World War II. and from his article, obviously, Mr. Leto has forgotten the lessons learned in that war. When Mr. Chamberlain of England was extremely humble in his dealings with Adolph Hitler, after several acts of war. Hitler was given everything he wanted by Mr. Chamberlain. It took the destruction of Poland to get Europe to defend itself against the man who swore to conquer it, and almost did because of their humility. Now, obviously, Mr. Leto didn't mean World War II.' he m e an t the conflict of Vietnam. But again he has missed the lesson learned. The problem of Vietnam was not the napalm or the burning babies. True, they existed, no one denies that nor does anyone deny that war is an evil to be avoided, but that was not the lesson. The lesson was that we lost track of why we were there. In the first place, we were there to establish human rights and democracy. The problem was that of indecision and apologizing for pursuing this noble cause. We tied our hands because of the fear of Chinese intervention, and by trying to look just to the world, we looked like fools. But we were right for being there. The result of us pulling out proved that. Look at those countries now. They have fought three wars since we left. People are starving because of the pride of their leaders. So I don't think that Mr. Dankert has seen too many John Wayne movies. I think Mr. Leto has seen too many Jane Fonda movies. Finally, we arrive to the real issue of debate, having cleared away the mental rubble left by Mr. Leto. Iran, what is the issue in Iran. It certainly isn't whether or not Mr. Dankert enjoys the smell of napalm or watching babies burn, or whether we should take on the Russians or the Cubans. Or even who should lead such a silly event. The issue is Iran and its policy of taking over an American Embassy, and how we as Americans should react. Mr. Leto states that the taking over of the U.S. Embassy was a tactical error. So was Pearl Harbor. Both were definite acts of war attempting to weaken America. The only difference is the degree of the damage. How many Americans must die before it is right for us to defend our countrymen abroad? Mr. Leto says we need patience, humility, and understanding. The American people have shown the patience. Iran still exists, even though under international law we could have eliminated them from the map. Humility; how much humility can you show' terrorists. The only way we will eliminate terrorism is to make it suicidal and remove all possible realization of its goals. Look into your recent history and see what countries have been terrorized. You will not see any country on that list who would attack mercilessly a country that would support such a move against them. War is evil, but to those who have studied history, it is a necessary evil to retain your freedom. I love not only the soldier for this valor, or the sword for its brightness, only that which they defend, America the home of the free. So the issue comes down into three points. One — Was it right for the students of Iran to attack the U.S. Embassy, and for the leader of their country to condone and support it? The answer must be no. (There is never a good enough excuse for terrorism and political blackmail. Two — How should the U.S. react to such an attack? The seizing of an Embassy by force is, in itself, an act of war. Further, Iran's mobilization for war is also an act of war. Neither side can back down with honor. Our only recourse is if the Iranians don't release our citizens, there must be war. Three — How should such a war be fought? It must be fought totally until Iran surrenders to the U.S. unconditionally, and either returns to us our people or gives to us those who execute them, and their leaders, including Khomeini, to be tried for murder. Those must be our answers because, as I have shown through some examples from recent history, and, could produce many more from history, such acts of aggression must be met with stern resistance. Passave (sic) resistance will not avoid war. It will only complicate it. In other words, we must love peace enough to ensure it by the willingness to destroy those who would end it for their own gains. John Ward 10% DISCOUNT To Parkside students and faculty members only, on all merchandise in our store. Parkside I.D. required Graduate Gemologist Graduate Diamontologist VwtituAa&S&ti, Kenosha's Diamond Center 5617 - 6th Avenue Phone 658-2525 Kenosha, Wisconsin CO-OP IMFO UPDATE Information Ab out C.S.C.'s • • . Food & Book C o - ops & Learning Center Co-op Members — Please take notice!! The Food Co-op is stocked to the ceiling with great food for the holidays. Special Sales on Nuts, Dried Fruit, G rains, Cheese, Hardware, Soaps and Shampoos will reduce our already low price on these items during the next few weeks. And — t he Co-op is open on Sundays from 12 to 5 until January, in addition to its regular hours of Monday 10 to 6, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday 10 to 10 and Friday and Saturday 9 to 6. Get Your Last Minute Christmas Shopping done at the co-op. We have many $5 to $20 gifts at the co-op; you'll help the co-op out and give a nice gift! It's getting close to the end of the semester, and the Book Co-op will need your used text books so it h as a good stock for the spring semester. You set the price, and there is no charge for members! CHECK THIS AD next week for MORE C.S.C Member Information. Cindy Christ en senYOU Have Wop two FREE tickets to the Parkside Basketball Home Opener, Dec. 6th at 7:30. Save your ticket, stub for a FREE 20-oz beverage and PREE entertainment after the game. Pick up your tickets In the Ranger office, WLLC •-139 before Thursday noon, or call 553-2295. . . KINESIS Campus /Community Film Series at UW-Parkside Macbeth Union Square Theater Sat. Dec. 8 7 pm Sun. Dec. 9 1:30 pi Monday night give-away is back once more! by Mira Lochanski Monday Night Football fans, welcome back to SAGA Foods weekly football ticket give-away! According to Bill Niebuhr, •director of the Parkside Union, tickets had been stopped for two weeks in order to determine whether the tickets were an effective way to promote SAGA Foods and increase the customer count. "From obtaining this data." Niebuhr said, "we will have to evaluate whether or not there is enough customer count and additional dollar volume coming in from the promotion to justify those costs against the other values of the promotion that students and faculty would like to have." "We are now continuing the tickets, said Niebuhr. "but we had no previous data in which to help us decide whether or not these promotions were effective other than giving tickets out each week. However, the percentage of tickets that are presently being redeemed at this campus is running between 80-85%, which is extremely high as compared to the other campuses in other parts of the country where tickets redeemed run somewhere between 40-60%." Niehbur said that it will take at least two weeks to tell whether or not the stoppage of the tickets had News Briefs Shaubel's drawings displayed Drawings by Alan Schaubel of. the University of WisconsinParkside art faculty will" be on display" in the Communication Arts Gallery through Dec. 20. A public reception for the artist is scheduled from 7 to 9 p.m. on Wednesday, Dec. 5. Schaubel, who works in a variety ol media, has been represented in both the Illinois and Wisconsin designer/craftsman shows and other shows throughout the Midwest and has won a number of awards. Regular gallery hours are noon to 5 p.m. Mondays through Thursdays and Tuesday and Wednesday evenings from 7 to 10 p.m. I he gallery also is open when events are scheduled in the adjoining Communication Arts Theater. Is there life after death ? Death! That inevitable and inescapable fate — or is it? "I heard the doctors say that I was dead... that's when 1 began to feel as though I was tumbling, tumbling through a long, dark tunnel that was bringing me closer to a distant light..." (from Life After Life, Dr. R. A. Moody). So America is talking about death, but even more importantly, about life after death. More and more now, people are believing that life extends beyond death. But what nature does this so called "life" take? "If 1 Should Die",, a movie sponsored by Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship, explores these life after death experiences and asks: Are they real, or simply the hallucinations of dying brain? Why are these encounters suppositive and non-judgmental? "If 1 Should Die" interviews the people who have had these experiences and brings together some of the world's most respected Christian doctors, theologians, and psychologists to investigate this subject. 46 minutes in length, this movie will be shown on Wednesday. Dec. 12 at 12:00 noon and again at 1:00 in the Union Cinema. Students and the general public is encouraged to come; admission is free. Jobs open for for 1980 graduates May, 1980 graduate — are you interested in a public service career in a position with the Social Security Administration that does not require a written examination? If so, you should contact your placement office or your Social Security district office about applying for a claims representative position with the Social Security Administration. SSA is an equal opportunity employer. The claims representative position is the basic entrance level position tor technical and professional jobs in Social Security district offices. Salaries begin at $11,243.00 per year for a beginning trainee, and advances to a journeyman level in three years at a projected salary of $21,717.00. I he position also offers promotional opportunities to supervisory and management positions beyond the journeyman level. Candidates will be rated for the position on the basis of their experience and education, plus a panel interview. Applicants may tile for the position in the period from December 3 through December 10. Positions will be available under the announcement after May 1980. You may obtain further information at the Parkside placement office or by visiting or phoning the Social Security Office at 2002 63rd Street, Kenosha, Wisconsin. Telephone 658-2501. Ask for Carlo Ricciardi or Flora Woods when you call. M£N —WOMEN Could you use $225 a month for college? Call Army Opportunities 657-6191 collect Join the people who've joined the Army. If you could, start now. Enlist in the Army, save between $50 and $75 a month from your pay, and it will be matched $2 for $1 under the Veterans' Educational Assistance Program. After your first enlistment, that could mean up to $225 a month for education. Ranger Wednesday December 5, 1979 5 Parsons talks of theater by G. Helgeson Estelle Parsons' performance of Miss Margarida's Way" at Parks.de on Tuesday, November marked a high point in this semester's Accent on Enrichment series. Parsons also appeared on Monday to discuss the play and American Theatre with Parkside's Idea of Theatre class. Parsons' performance here was one of her last as Miss Margarida. On Monday, Parsons' reviewed her 41-university tour with the play: "I don't feel tired, but I know my emotional equipment is tired. It takes a lot more lately to do my best work." Parsons did not seem the least bit tired Tuesday night, though. In "Miss Margarida's Way," Parsons, with minor help from an •8th grade boy" planted in the audience, portrayed graphically the comic/tragic results of abused power. The setting of the play was an 8th grade classroom, complete with board, desk, and chalk dust, but the scope of the play was universal. Parsons dominated the world of the play, using her strong voice and natural energy to the fullest. She began the play ar the new teacher, assured that her class (the audience) would be "docile and obedient" and that "Everyone wants to be Miss Margarida." Miss Margarida. though, is more than a strong woman. When, at the play's beginning, she Coming Events Wednesday, Dec. 5 " ™0 ,°S PRESSt ! RE fr ° m '° ,0 ' the U"'°" "aZaar area and fran, 5 and fa ft"1 q" eenquist Hal1 ' The serv 'ce is free to Parkside students, staff Mnvip SP°nsored by the Parkside Health Office " MOLnITo The Z """ 'T" " "°° n M0LN 144 a " d « **> P™ Mftviic -n! Pr °gram is free and open to the public. « 8 pm JrteT C r'" a " d NeV" S3W An °' her >* slmwn 8 pm m the Union Cinema. Admission is $1.50. The program is open to the public. Sponsored by the Kinesis Film Series. P Thursday, Dec. 6 R®CITAL a I 2 pm in th® Commumcation Arts Theatre by students. The program is free and open to the public. v K L rablLhf„C P^f,b f°T " a8 ',""Ch I"""" SP° nSOred by '"Varsity Christian Are We " V'" 8 the end ,imeS? " Speak " Ke " Becker. Friday, Dec. 7 SEMINAR at 12 noon in Union 106. Judith Pryor and Maria Soule will talk on Present and Future Literature Search Services for Health-related Professions". The program is free and open to the public. COLLOQUIUM at 2 pm in Union 104. Alan Shucard, Walter Graffin and Walter Graffin will talk on "Apocalypse Now and Contrad's Heart of Darkness." The program is free and open to the public. MOVIE "A Star is Born" will be shown at 8 pm in the Union Cinema. Admission isSl.50 for a Parkside student and $1.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. BROWN BAG SEMINAR "Present & Future Literature Search Services for the Health-related Professions" by Judith Pryor & Maria Soule at noon in Union 106. Saturday, Dec. 8 BREAKFAST with Santa from 9 am to noon in the Union Dining Room. Admission is $3.00. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center „nd at the Parkside Child Care Center. MOVIES "Macbeth" and "Polanski Meets Macbeth" will be shown at 7 pm in the Union Cinema. Admission is $1.50. The program is open to the public. CONCERT The Racine Symphony Orchestra will perform at 7:30 pm in the Communication Arts Theatre. Tickets will be available at the door. Sunday, Dec. 9 MOVIES "Macbeth" and "Polanski Meets Macbeth" will be repeated at 1:30 pm in the Union Cinema. CONCERT at 3:30 pm in the Communication Arts Theatre with Carol Irwin directing the Parkside Chorale. The program is free and open to the public. MOVIE "A Star is Born" will be repeated at 7:30 pm in the Union Cinema. Monday, Dec. 10 ROUND TABLE at 12 noon in Union 106. Next semester's agenda will be discussed. The program is free and open to the public. CONCERT at 8 pm in the Communication Arts Theatre with Linda Raymond conducting the Parkside Percussion Ensemble. The program is free and open to the public. MEETING I Phelta Thi will meet in the Union Square at 7 pm. Come have a few beers with us. Newcomers welcome. attempted to get her class to pay attention by writing a crude word (accompanied by an ever cruder drawing) on her "greenboard" her class realized that the new teacher was already near collapse. And, surprisingly enough. Miss Margarida got much worse before she did collapse. While trying to teach "basic biology, not the facts of life," Miss Margarida alternately threatened, seduced, and moralized herself into a frenzy, and her class into reaction. And the Parkside audience did react: some by laughing nervously, some by heckling and pulling pranks on the "greenboard" during the intermission "recess," and some by leaving — to the tune ot Miss Margarida's taunting "You won't get your money back." Perhaps those who left were goaded by Miss Margarida's repeated reminder that school, like life, is mandatory. "You are not here by choice and cannot get out! Or perhaps they were offended by her explicit language and actions. Miss Margarida's bizarre monologue and gestures, however, had the greatest effect on Miss Margarida herself. After losing composure several times (and hastily recovering her nasty smile), painting on gaudy makeup, dancing an intimate number with a human skeleton, and threatening to castrate the entire class, Miss Margarida was finally reduced to pitifully whining "Please help Miss Margarida." » In an after-play discussion, ParsQns said the play's ending, in which the "8th grade boy" emptied Miss Margarida's purse in her absence, had been cut in past performances, but had been left intact at Parkside because she felt the audience would respond well to it. The boy found the purse full of candy. He also found a gun. After the play, Parsons called "Miss Margarida's Way" so abstract, whatever's in their (the audience's) heads becomes the play. It engages everyone directly." On Monday, Parsons said the piay has "engaged me positively" to "start writing, start directing, start thinking about branching out again into more real-life effectiveness instead of staying in my niche as an actress. I've begun to think I've got something to say." Parsons then spoke out on American Theatre, which she called a "paid-for product", because "the government spends an awful lot of money for theatre. And who decides what that 'theatre' is they're going to spend money on? None of thq creative people." Parsons does have hope for the American Theatre, though: "The future will be better because of all you people, who are well-read. college-educated.. .who are going into the theatre with a committment." Performers in American Theatre, Parsons said, "have a most terrible road to follow" because of the lack of quality work for "developed and talented persons." As tor the role of American audiences, Parsons cited the format of "Miss Margarida's Way" as an example of the lengths to which theatre has had to go to overcome "passive" audiences: "You are expected to be involved, to be alive in the experience of the play. 7 hat's what live theatre is all about '->eak up if vou can't hear, boo ii j aon't like what you photo by K. Padula Estelle Parsons hear. Demand your money's worth. You have to play your part, too. Christmas Hours starting December 6 Monday - Friday 9:30 to 9:00 Saturday 9:30 to 5:15 Sundnv 12:00 to 4:00 .HE STORK WITH MORE—KENOSHA'S LARGEST JEWELER HERBERT'S CORNER 58th ST. & 7th AVE. NEED CREDIT? send for THE CREDIT GAME Too young to borrow? 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The group with the hits "Flowers," "I Don't Want to Lose Your Love," "Best of My Love," "Don't Ask My Neighbors," "Smile," and "Boogie Wonderland" is seldom mentioned. Of that list four songs and two albums climbed to the top of R & B charts and "Best of My Love" and "Boogie Wonderland" topping pop charts as well. The The fastest-growing Premium Beer in America. On Tap at Union Square 0 HEIltMAN BREWING CO., INC U CROSSE. WISCONSIN JUNIORS AND SENIORS: Looking for a part-time job with good income, flexible hours and real experience in the business world? Donald J. Brink CLU Northwestern Mutual Racine 632-2731 Eugene F. Soens CLU Northwestern Mutual - Kenosha 654-5316 group was labeled "the Supremes of the '70's." They are the Emotions. In 1975 the Emotions (Sheila, Wanda and Jeanette Hutchinson) met Maurice White of Earth, Wind and Fire and he has produced all of their recordings and written most of their hits. Up until 1979 they were the undisputed "Queens of Soul" but the Chic produced Sister Sledge ("We Are Family") and the Jones Girls smash hit album and single "You Gonna Make Me Love Somebody Else" have doubted the claim. The Emotions are back and the album entitled "Come Into Our World" settles all doubt. The album, again produced by Maurice White, is full of the big band sound of E, W & F. "What's the Name of Your Love," the first single and cut from the album, contains all the bass, drums, and horns used to make "Boogie Wonderland" the hit it was. This single is by far the Emotions' best effort since "Best of My Love." The harmony, a trademark of this group, is absolutely astounding in The Em otions this song and the entire album. "Cause I Love You," although not written by White, contains the same basic E, W & F sound that has become part of the Emotions' songs. This is a very solid song that could be the next single from the album. So could "Come Into My rm i w8 i I SJ\J y V. •III Sporting & Athletic Equipment One of The Midwests Largest Selections DISCOUNT PRICES 14th Ave. at 62nd St. Established in 1930 World" and "On and On" which complete the opening side. Side one illustrates the hard work and effort that went into an album that took over one year to finish. Side two, which contains "I Should Be Dancing," "The Movie," and "Yes, I Am," doesn't let the album down and continues where side one left off. No Emotions album would b comp No emotions album would be complete without their classic ballad. "Flowers" came from the first album; "Don't Ask My Neighbors" was on the second. This album contains two, "Cause I Love You" and "Where Is Your Love?" from side two. No group harmonizes like the Emotions and the completely "wreck" on these two tunes in particular. The "Supremes of the '70's" are back to set the '80's afire. 01AYKROYO NED 8EAITY11 SItt ttl im t iiilfl CHRISTOPHER I! IIIl WILLIAMS mum Ptttift istMs mm ti»i: m y r* k • 1 >. « Mb :».m COMING CHRISTMAS Ranger Wednesday December 5, 1979 7 Review ~ ——— 'Bus Stop' starts slow Cherie's disputes. At intermission, the audience applauded more in encouragement than in genuine enjoyment. After intermission, however, the play seemed to go much smoother. Renee Jeske easily stole the show with her portrayal of Cherie, a sometimes pretentious, sometimes childish young girl torn between marriage to a cowboy and night club life. Her comical rendition of Old Black Magic" was a beautiful parody of the kind of night club singer who has more enthusiasm than talent. By the third act, some of the by G. Helgeson performers seemed to have lost their "jitters" entirely. Bo, played by Robert Lemieux, Elma, and Dr. Lyman all seemed more at ease as the play moved on. Virgil, played by Timothy Porter, gave a solid performance throughout the last two acts, as did Cherie. In retrospect, there was a little of "that old black magic" in Studio B last Friday night. There was magic in the performances of Renee Jeske and Timothy Porter; there was a more subtle, but more rewarding magic in the growth seen in the performances of the other players during the play. Sandy Puzerewski, student director of last weekend's Studio B production of William Inge's "Bus Stop," took on the responsibilities of directing the play when she realized "I might not get another chance." Despite the fact that "Bus Stop" went through a few last-minute changes that could have been the cause of the uneven performance (three characters had to be replaced during rehearsal — one as recent as two weeks before the scheduled performance dates), Puzerewski said, "I'm completely satisfied with the way things turned out." Friday's performance, however, was not entirely satisfying to view. "Bus Stop," set in the 1950's in Grace's Diner in DeSoto, Kansas, is the story of the interactions of five snow-stranded bus travellers and some of DeSoto's residents. The stranded bus travellers include: Cherie, a self-proclaimed chanteuse; her scorned fiance. Bo; his older-and-wiser friend, Virgil; and Dr. Lyman, an ex-university professor who has unlucky penchants for drink and young girls. The townspeople include: Grace, the tough-yet-tender diner owner; Elma, her naive highschool age neice- Will, the town sheriff; and Carl, the bus driver. During the play, the characters come to realizations: Boe and Cherie, that they were, indeed, made for each other; Virgil, that three would be a crowd on Bo's ranch; Dr. Lyman, that he would be better off leaving drink and young girls like Elma alone; Elma, that she had better grow up; and Grace, that she had better not try to hide her new affair with Carl from the rest of DeSoto. All three of the play's acts take place within the confines of the diner. The diner set, designed by John Dickson, was the best factor of the play. Authentic to the detailed menu. Dickson's set provided enough atmosphere to make up for some of the play's early deficiencies. The first act seemed to give the performers a lot of trouble. Elma, played by Coleen Arndt, seemed self-conscious at her lines, and unsure of her part in general. Dr. Lyman, played by Mark Badtke, seemed similarly self-conscious and uncomfortable. Will, played by Scott VanKerkvoorde, didn't have the presence demanded by his role as arbiter in Bo and L15 f« 1 Bozo, I'Ve b««e <ryir\9 fo lay off )he (Whtn . 1 get to t Ca.r\'t itop Q-nd I PncI yphurt/ng fomeon* . I r*a.Uy don't ujh.nt To but I cAn-t Jp it. Thtt\ you houj focorf)« dlorg <xnd get rwe pomg dou Aac/ tb pet dnnkir\g 09am, d'dmt you I fi<xr Tender j me a sAot of TAat Zraniao staff. 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CONTACT: Ssgt Don Koystal 5606 Sheridan Road Kenosha, Wl 53140 (414) 654-1244 Imneaih the Posl Office -s, 1831 - 55th St. Kenosha, Wise. 658-3553 NOW AVAILABLE "ON TAP" AT UNION SQUARE M iii 111 II W i is. /> 8 Wednesday December 5, 1979 Ranger Santa Claus is coming... by Mira Lochanski On DASHER, on DANCER, on PRANCER, and VIXEN. On COMET, on CUPID, on DONNER, on BLITZEN! Attention UW-Parkside people. Guess who's coming to town? Yes, it's the one and only jolly roily Santa Claus who is coming to visit us care of the UW-Parkside Child Care Center. How about joining Santa Claus for breakfast? He will be arriving by sleigh with all of his reindeer and . we should approximate his arrival at Parkside by 9:00 am. December 8th in the Union dining room. Breakfast should run until 10:30 am. for you Saturday morning sleepers. Breakfast includes pancakes, sausages, juice, milk, and coffee all for $3.00 per person (adults and children same price). The money used from this event will help support the Parkside Child Care Center's extended hours program. Becky Menn-Hamblin, president of the Parent Board of Directors, said that a variety of entertainment has already been planned. "We will feature two choral groups, Today's Youth, directed by Jill Vander Brug and Angel Chorus, directed by Keith Ruelle; "Hughes and Company", a clown troupe; and a family sing-along led^ by UW-Parkside voice professor Carol Irwin. Activity tables staffed by the Child Care Center teachers will have supplies for children to make Christmas cards and decorations." Maureen Budowle, director of the Parkside Child Care Center, also commented that admission is by advance registration only and that tickets are available at the Child Care Center and the Union. The deadline to obtain tickets by mail has also been extended through Friday December 7th. A photographer will be present at the event so that kids may have pictures sitting with Santa. For further information regarding the program contact either Becky or Maureen at the Parkside Child Care Center's number, 553-2227. Santa entertains youngsters photo by K. Padula High blood pressure affects many PRELIMINARY JURYING Saturday, January 12, entries due before 10 am. Pi6CeS t0: 0 R MAIL 10 SLIDES TO: WUSTUM MUSEUM 223 Sixth Street 2519 Northwestern Ave. Racine, Wis. 53403 Racine, Wis. 18th Annual Moi)uii)ci)t Sq uare A rt fair June 14-15 For more information call (414) 637-7706 or 633-3215 by Denise Abig R.N. Campus Health Office About one in ten of all adults in the world has high blood pressure or hypertension. Doctors estimate that some 23 million persons in the United States have high blood pressure. Studies of health persons indicate that blood pressure can fall within a rather wide range and still be normal. Since individual differences are considerable, it is of importance to know what is the normal blood pressure for any given person. Blood fluctuates and occasionally hits high levels in everyone. Fluctuations are quite normal and are not damaging. For this reason, you cannot conclude that an individual has the disease on the basis of a single blood pressure reading. The cardiovascular system is a closed system and measuring blood pressure determines the pressure in that system. Persistent high blood pressure damages the cardiovascular system. It does its damage slowly and quietly while the person feels fine. Hypertensive people often don't realize anything is wrong with them. In some people with hypertension, the cause can be found and treated, and high blood pressure can be cured. In most cases, the cause is not known. This type of high blood pressure is called essential hypertension. Essential • hypertension cannot be cured, but it can be controlled. Controlling high blood pressure and keeping it low helps prevent serious consequences later in life. Among the many theories concerning the cause of essential hypertension are heredity, diet, excess salt intake, obesity, smoking, lack of adequate exercise, and emotional stress. In most cases, treatment consists of diet, salt restriction, cutting back or cutting out tobacco, and rest combined with medication. ]ointhe MANGE no w for next semester! PARKSIDE FOOD SERVICE DECEMBER "Reedickyoulus Daze" DINING ROOM FREE DESSERT WITH PURCHASE OF NO. 1 LUNCHEON also introducing THURSDAYS: ATHENIAN GYROS 1.89 FRIDAYS: DEEP DISH PIZZA 1.99 SALAD BAR & SMALL BEVERAGE UNION SQUARE — Discount Pizzas 50C OFF ANY 5MALL 75C OFF ANY MEDIUM 1.00 OFF ANY LARGE COFFEE SHOPPE — 25c OFF YOUR FAVORITE SANDWICH BASKET from the Parking Lot Soap operas Ranger Wednesday December 5, 1979 9 Roger Miner -s You Have Won two FREE tickets to the Parkpide Basketball Home Opener. Dec. 6th at 7:30. Save your ticket stub for a FREE 20 -ez beverage and FREE entertainment after by G. Helgcson For the last thrce.orYour years, the student lounges at uW-~Eau Claire and other UW-systeib campuses have been packed with students, mostly male (the type who wear T-shirts with numbers on them), between 11 a.m. and noon on weekdays What's the big occasion? A special showing of "Deep Throat?" A guest lecture on the philosophy of existentialism by Steve Martin? A live re-"" creation, with audience participation encouraged, of a race riot? Nope. "The Young and Restless" is on the tube. Not only are these young scholars absorbed. There arearmed guards and "Quiet Please" signs posted at all entrances to the lounges to keep out potato chip crunchers and gigglers. No one even dares to sneeze until commercials. My mother used to watch the soaps some 20-odd years ago when 1 was a babe in arms. She watched "As The World Turns" back before Ellen was married to that blind oaf. and before Nancy was a grandmother. 1 guess it gave my mother comfort to know that there were families that had bigger problems than trying to find a sitter for Saturday night on Saturday morning, or cleaning closets in the hopes of finding a couple of forgotten quarters for a bottle of milk to last the kid until payday. . Anyway, .the soap .audience,has changed in 20 years. But then, so has the content of the sloppily sentimental daytime melodramas themselves. Through the tangled iclationships. laces and interior have changed over the years, the names have remained the same. And. yes, the pretty ladies in house dresses still advertise "Tide" over mounds of bright whites and crisp colors. The escape attractions and consumer diversions are still there. But my mother has quit watching and fraternities have started. Because the. prpoblems presented by the soaps have intensified beyond my mother's tolerance, and toward young men's fantasies. Suddenly, Ellen and Nancy have been conducting an illicit, incestuous, lesbian relationship for the past three years. No. don't get excited soap watchers: 1 invented that one. Even "General Hospital." which is expanding to a 90-minute format (it takes longer for nurses to make rounds in bunny costumes or something) has become a showcase for forbidden medical fantasies. Now. doctors and nurses cohabit without guilt, perform illegal operations on each other, have sex in the hospital linen closets during their coffee breaks, and become mesmerized drug addicts while working the graveyard shift. As everybody knows, every soap has a le ading family — a (sort of) distinguished line of sobbing, yet lovely and terse, yet sensitive men Irorn whence all the leading citizens in the soapy towns supposedly sprang. These families originated as upper middle-class problem- and guilt-ridden descendants of the Puritans. They were fine people. They are probably rollipg and spinning in their graves. In a move so clever, it appears calculated, most soaps have changed the leading family status to that of independently wealthy jet-setters and eccentrics. Goodbye guilt. hello decadence. They're all buying discos now. or running off to Switzerland for sordid custody trials, or commissioning young artist's to do nothing more than become famous and point to their gracious patrons in credit (and be of service to the young daughter-heiress every couple of weeks). «Sex, money, and drugs. That's the new format of soaps that has antagonized long-time viewers, and drawn thousands of new ones to "their stories." And, like any other new fancy that interests students in this land of "majority 'controls the curriculum." they'll soon have a class formed to dissect and classify its meaning. Next, we'll have the opportunity to take Humanities 413: .The Cultural Milieu as Presented in Melodramatic Daytime Television Entertainment — And Reality. I'd never get to take it; the sections would be filled faster than the Union at free beer time. the game. ' "Pick up your tickets in the Ranger office, 'WLLC D-139 before Thursday noon, or call 553-2295. . . Date: December 10, 1979 Time: 10 a.m. to 2 p.m. & 4 p.m. to 6 p.m. Place: Alcove outside of Bookstore UWPARKSIDE BOOKSTORE 10 Wednesday December 5, 1979 Ranger classifieds policy 1. All paid classifieds must be initialed by a staff member. 2. All classifieds must include social security number and signature of advertiser. 3. Limit three free classifieds per person. for sale 1973 Mustang-302 V8 automatic, A/C, power steering and brakes, radial tires, AM/FM radio with triaxal speakers. $1500 Firm. Call 632-1394. 50 reel to reel tapes. $50. Phone 652-4223. Optimus-IB speaker system, $75 pr. Phone 859-2683. Fischer Skis, 195 cm., look GT bindings, poles. Phone 886- 2695 eves. personals What's that number? Thank you Hank. OK Leo. Ho Ho Ho Yeah Hoo Hoo Hoo Uuuupp The Blob. HI Moe, I'm Green. There's $800 in the jackpot-So-let's make some calls! Sourkraut Club, we don't have to brag, we're the best. Animals. T.J. - Good at checkers and who knows what else! Rick. Jim, good luck in your contest. Keep smiling. A Friend. Wack- I've heard that birds often mistake your shining head for a car wlndshielf. Happy droppings! — SemiFast. What would life be without Rock'n'Roll? BORING! Female hostages needed. Inquire in Animal room. Second floor library. Immovable, unbudgeable object meets Herculean power and strnegth. Well? B. A New Year's party sounds excellent! Right, Chuck?! Jim J., I hope you find yourself. Jon-will you help me? Barb. Hostile door-men deserve flashing neon lights. Steve K., no more tight pants or you'll drop and give me twenty. Sgt. Cement Legs. Desperately Wanted: Werewolf who wears nothing, on the "Full Moon!" Carla (alias short shit) Aroo the werewolfs COMING! Animal Patrol. J.C. Did you get very wet rolling in the weeds at Edge's? Too bad you can't remember her name. Hey Kurt, want to cruise a steamroller? Too Good!! Ryan Price, when will you quit being such a creep? No one deserves that! Ryan- What's your idea of a hot date? GOOD GIRL. We heard German students take naps between classes with graham crackers and milk. I PHELTA THI. I PHELTA THI out classes the Animals any day. John Edwards, is that a racoon on your face or is that a beard? (Anyways, it's nice!) I love Animals! Guess who! Wanted: One female to show me a good time. Experience necessary because I do not have any. Call 637-6232 and ask for Jon. Terry, Rick gives you a warm set feeling inside. Soak-up. To: Rickey M. Before you leak for certain, make sure you peak behind the curtain. R.B. & D.P. THE ROUND TABLE-The day is set and the cast is: Anita Bryant.. .Maid of Honor Gaylord Gay.. .Best Man Goldie.. .Bride Moldy.. .Groom Dr. Renee Richards...Usher/ Usherette. Thank you for your cooperation. LORD MOLDY! J.C., next time you are at Taco Bell why don't you look in the car window. You might learn something. Little White Boy: How about giving me your phone number? Kansas City.. .Kansas City here we come .. .Ooooh! Pab: Ranger can yell louder! See you at the game tomorrow night. Wanted: Students at Parkside Ranger b-ball games. FREE beer In Union Square for all students after the game. Go Rangers, beat Loras College tomorrow night. Hey Narcs, BEWARE! Seymour Stars is on the lookout! To: Partners In Crime. You can only speculate-but P.W. is better than no P. at all. R.B. P.S. Eat your heart out! Charlie Neu, You're gonna get decked! L.B. OH NO! Animals are at it again! Quick, call Security! To: R. Man-Remember-it's quality, not quantity, but I hear you lose either way. R. Bur. Kosher- How about stuffed turtle on the 15th? Mental. Tropin, the dissident is barred from all rock concerts. If you like pina coladas... love your local Animal. Have You hugged an Animal today? Beertender-I'm too drunk when I can't FIND the bar! For a mediocre time, see Tim H. In Communications Government room.. .U.L. Let's give Parkside Security clubs so they can beat themselves.. .U.L. Chris H. Rumor has it that your brother eats kitty litterMugs. KOOKY KOALA: First year; release, clutch; give gas! Rocky Racoon. Lutz, Why did the others call it a bazooka? It was more like a wet noodle. Macho Macho dirt-Village People fans are macho dirt. HI fokes, I'm Philla Tolkunn M-rawkee newes Ratsun Reeler. Ask the Brothers of Artificial Flavoring about Hazrot Abdula Ratmaze. miscellaneous Sublet Studio Apt. - Parkside Village 969-Wood Rd. 123. $178/month complete. Phone 551-8769. Roommate wanted: To share small house near Kenosha Airport. V2 re nt ($112) plus util ($20) Junior, age 23. Call Kevin 859-2792 eves or leave message in Media Services Office-CA D157. 0 WHAT?" FREE classitied ads to STUDENTS deadline: every thursday at 10 am STUDENT-STUDENT ORGANIZATION RATE Any registered U.W.P. student or student organization is qualified to insert a classified line ad in the Ranger at no cost if under or equilavent to 10 words. Rangers drop opener by Doug Edenhauser Coach Steve Stephens men's basketball team opened it's season last Saturday night with a loss to Pac-10 favorite Oregon State by a score of 74-46. Before the game coach Stephens said, "We're a little apprehensive going into this game. We don't know what to expect from our team." For the Rangers it would have been a tough game if the Rangers were to host Oregon State in the middle of the season, but to play them on the road as the opening game of theyear is just too much to expect from a young team. Oregon State, ranked in the top 20 in the nation in everyone's preseason poll, already had two games under their belt with wins over the Yugoslavian Gold Cup team, 92-73, and Eastern Washington 92-59. Parkside held close to the opponents in the opening minutes of the game and were only down by ten at halftime, 32-22. Seniors Lester Thompson and Reggie Anderson did most of the scoring for the Rangers in the first half. Thompson had 9 points and Anderson 8. Foul trouble, however, did Parkside in during the second half with three of the starters having two apiece at halftime and one with three. Thompson, Parkside's leading scorer for the game with 16 points, played much of the second half cautiously before fouling out with a little less than five minutes left in the game. Sophomore guard Dave McLiesh also fouled out about a minute later. Parkside showed that their defense hasn't slipped any from last year's outstanding team that led the NAIA in the department. They were also ranked second in the NCAA Division-II. Senior AilAmerican Lonnie Lewis and Thompson blocked the first two Oregon State shots of the game. During the game they combined for five blocked shots. "We played very good defense. We played our kind of game during the first half, but offensively we weren't quite as smooth as we could have been." commented Stephens after the game. "Lester did a nice job on their big guy." Their big guy was a 6-11 junior center Steve Johnson who led both teams in scoring with 26 points. "Our kids have a real good attitude. They played hard down to the wire." added Stephens. Other scoring for the Rangers came from Anderson with 10 points, Lewis and freshman Don Blythe each with 6 points, Curtis Green 4, Walter Greene 3, and Tom Trotter with 1. parkside played at Washington State Monday night. They will return for the home opener Thursday night against Loras College of Iowa. All are encouraged to attend. name RANGER WLLCD139 Swimming team sets five record^ Kv Dnilfl PrlanUnnxnu « Xa •• Ranger Wednesday December 5, 1979 11 by Doug Edenhauser , With the weather becoming even colder, sports" for the season has moved indoors. Two of the Parkside's sports teams competing this fall are the men's and women's swimming teams. Last week coach Barb Lawson'l swimming teams lost two matches and competed in another one and in the •process set five new team records and one meet record. On Tuesday the teams hosted Rockford and lost that meet by a score of 73-38. Freshman Don Pridemore from Kenosha Tremper set a team record in the 200-fly with a time of 2:09.55. The 400-freestyle relay team also set a team record with a time of 3:31.98. Joining Pridemore for the record were Bob Fritchen, John Douglass, and Jim Ferraro. Pridemore also won the 200-IM. Other winners for the Rangers were Ferraro winning the 50 and K50 freestyle*. Gary Dennison took _. thirds in the 1000-freestyle and in the 1 meter diving. John Douglass took thirds in the 200 freestyle and the 200 backstroke, and Jim Walker took third in the 200 breaststroke. On Friday the team set three more team records while losing to UW-Whitewater by a score of 84-28. The record that was set Tuesday in the 400-freestyle relay was broken by the same four men that had previously set it. Pridemore set a record in the 1000 freestyle and also won the 200-fly. Jim Ferraro set a record for the 200-freestyle and also won the 100 freestyle. Others scoring in that meet were Bob Fritchen placing second in the 200-1M and third in the 500- treestyle. Gary Dennison third in the 1-meter diving, and Jim Walker with thirds in the 200 backstroke and third in the 200 breaststroke. Saturday saw the team travel to Ripon to take part in the Ripon Relays. 1 here were no team scoring for the meet but the Rangers did break the meet record in the 400-fly relay. That relay consisted of Bob Fritchen. Don Pridemore and Jim Ferraro. The same team took second in the 400-1M relay and fourth in the 400 breaststroke relay. \ Wednesday the Rangers will hold a meet with the men swimming against U W-Milwaukee and the Illinois Institute of Technology and the \\omen competing against UW-M. UWGreen Bay and Carthage. Saturday they will travel to 1IT to take part in the Hawk Relays. Wisconsin Intercollegiate Championship! Wrestlers host tourney by Donald Scherrer Wrestling coach Jim Koch foresees a great season for his team this year. With three AllAmericans and the promise for more. Parkside just might be know>ti'M'O're for its wrestling than'' basketball greats, if indeed it isn't already. Of the three All-Americans, senior Bob Gruner (158), AilAmerican in everyone one of his three years here, and current National Champ, will undoubtedly again come off very strong this year. With a record of 27-2 in his junior year, and a total of 77-17-1, Gruner is expected to eventually break the school record for all time wins. The other two All-Americans who have promising records are sophomore Dan Winter, who will wrestle at 134 instead of 126, 24-5 last year. 50-15 in all, and senior Ron Zmuda (177) with a 78-79 record of 25-6. Coach Kock also expects outstanding performances by the rest of the team. At 118 will be Parkside's Most Improved Wrestler for the 78-79 season, and also the lightest. Dean Quam. 22-10 last year. At 126 will be senior Tom LaCourseire, 4-4 in 79. and Kevin Casper, a new man on the team. Tom Burke. Ron Perron, and Mike Winter will vie for the 142 class. At 158 it will be junior Bob Pekarske (19-7 in 79). who Koch believes has the makings of an Ail-American; 167-Tom Lenzer; 190-currently empty; and Heavy weight. Jeff Debe. who wrestled at 190 last year and who coach Koch considers a light heavyweight. The team's first important match is on Saturday, December 8» here at Parkside. The 8th Annual Wisconsin Intercollegiate Championships prelims will begin at 10 a.m.. the finals at 6:30 p.m. The participating schools include UW-Platteville. UW-Whitewater. UW-Oshkosh. UW-Lacrosse. UW-Stevens Point. UW-Madison. J.V's. Marquette. Carthage, Carroll. Waukesha Tech. Gateway Tech. and UW-Parkside. Admission is $1.50. Scorers and other help is needed; for more info, contact Coach Jim Koch. Since the wrestlers have two opportunities each year to compete in a national tournament, Coach Koch hopes his team will glide through the NCAA II and NAIA NAtionals and into the NCAA I Nationals. Koch sees his team's main weakness as that of hot having two or three persons in each weight class to sub for first Basketball forms available Intramural Basketball entry forms are over in the Physical Educations building. Please see them on the intramural wall in the hallway, or see Loran Hein to sign up vour team. string injuries, whereas their strength is in the experience of the All-Americans. According to Koch. "In wrestling, experience is probably the biggest thing that counts." The best the team has ever ranked was third in 1973. They are currently 8th in the NAIA. The team is also featured in Scholastic Wrestling News (December 15. 1979). perhaps as a good omen of the 78-79 season. Visit Kenosha's Most Complete Record Department FEATURING • Rock •Jazz • Pop • Folk • Classical LOWEST PRICES ALWAYS idinuct1 MUSIC HOUS t J1 . The Place to buy records Christmas— h Time for Love and Giving. For Something Special: / Unique Gifts - RAINBOW Jewelry uptemr kenr --ni Records Cramer's Corner Fencer has high hopes by Dave Cramer - For a guy who is in only his third year of competition in the sport of fencing, junior Mark Zwolinski has set some pretty high goals for himself. Why shouldn't he? He has all the physical attributes required of a good fencer. He has a long reach, height, quickness and strength. "Physical conditioning is important. Your entire body has to be in shape and for the foil. You have to have the control and quickness, because you have a smaller target area than the sabre or epee. With the foil you can only score on the trunk of the body." said Zwolinski. To keep in shape. Zwolinski has a weekly routine of running, lilting weights, push-ups and getting on the fencing strip a m(nimum pf five hours a week. He hopes this will help him in his long journey of placing in the top three at the Great Lakes Invitational and "before graduating becoming an All-American." He figures he has a good chance of attaining his goal. "I'm right up there with the good competitors, it's just who gets the breaks." It Zwolinski, does become an All-American. or for whatever success he enjoys. Zwolsinki says the credit has to go to coach Loren / flein. "Loren has been instrumental in my development. For the first year he worked with me everyday and kicked my butt. But I learned from him and thejeredit has to go to him." Soccer Intromurals begin 1 he interest in recent years in this country in the sport of soccer has brought about competition on all levels. The same is true here at Parkside with the beginning of an indoor intramural soccer league early next semester. The league is open to both men's and women's teams. Non-yArsitj; lettermen are eligible. The league will start in late January with the games being •played on Sunday at'ternoonsfrom 4 to 6 pm. Teams w ill consist of either 5 or 6 persons. Any teams or individuals interested should contact coach Hal Henderson in .the P.F.. building or by calling 553-2311 as soon as possible. ********##**** ijc* Why do students transfer to Milton College? "I decided Milton College was the place for me when I found out they offered just the major I wanted and they would accept most all of my credits from previous colleges attended." Dave Searles Transfer student UW-Madison \ "I heard that the academic standards were high at Milton College and that the professors were always willing to help you with your studies." Carol Shinske Transfer student UW-Parkside "The opportunity to enroll in Milton College's reputed music program and to play on an outstanding football team attracted me to Milton College." Jeff Churchwell Transfer student UW-LaCrosse If you're thinking about transferring, let us know. .. Name Address City, State .Zip. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document T h u r s d a y , M ay 8 , 1 9 8 0 ir f f U n iv e r s it y of W is c o n s in - P a r k s i d e an ge r V o l. 8 - N o . 3 1 St ud en t gr ou ps e l e c t n e w l e a d e r s Ke n Me yer vo te d in a s n e w Ranger E d it or by S ue S te ve ns Ken M ey er w as el ec te d to th e pos itio n of E di to r of th e R an ge r fo r th e 1980-81 ac ad em ic ye ar du rin g a m ee tin g of th e R an ge r Bo ar d of D ir ec to rs la st F ri d ay . M ey er ha s se rv ed a s F ea tu re E di to r fo r the R an ge r th is ye ar an d w as a co -e dit or of the st ud en t n e w sp a p e r a t T re m p e r Hi gh Sch ool in th e p as t. Whe n as ke d w ha t pl an s he ha s fo r ne xt y e a r' s R an ge r, M ey er sa id , " I' m no t goi ng to m ak e an y m aj or ch an ge s. I' m jus t go ing to le t R an ge r ke ep gr ow in g. I ha ve a st ro ng fo un da tio n on wh ich to bui ld up on ." "W e m ad e a la rg e im pr ov em en t half - way th ro ug h th is y ea r wi th a ch an ge of pr in te rs . Not only do es the pa pe r look mu ch be tt er , bu t now we al so ha ve m or e tim e to wo rk o n th e p a p er 's c on ten t ra th er th an to sp en d ho ur s on th e ph ys ica l pa st e- up ," he ad de d. Me ye r is loo kin g fo rw ar d to co n ti n u in g w ith th e p re se n t pr in te r. He sa id , "U nl ik e th is y ea r, I ca n en joy th e new p ri nt er fo r th e e n ti re ye ar in st ea d of ha vin g to st an d fo r the lou sy pr in tin g we ha d the fi rs t se m es te r th is y e a r. " "M y m ai n w or ry is the one th at ha s pla gu ed al l ed ito rs be fo re m e an d pr ob ab ly al l ot he r st ud en t or ga ni za tio ns . T ha t, of co ur se , is fin din g pe op le w ho w an t to de vo te a few ho ur s a we ek to so m et hi ng wo rth wh ile . Se ein g the fin ish ed pr od uc t an d sa yi ng , 'I he lpe d do th a t' is, in m y opi on, th e hig he st be ne fit , bu t if pe op le w an t ot he rs we off er m o re ," the new ed ito r ad de d. Wh at do es R an ge r ha ve to of fe r th at m ay a tt ra c t st ud en ts to join ? M ey er a d d e d , " W r it e rs a n d ph ot og ra ph er s ca n ea rn a cr ed it on R an ge r an d ad sa le sp eo pl e re ce iv e a 15% co mm iss io n on the ad s the y se ll , so I thi nk R an ge r ha s a lot to o ff er ." KEN M EY ER Jan O ec hl er to le ad Stud ent Or gan iza tio ns JAN OE CH LE R S u cc ee d in g M ar y B ra u n a s P re si de nt of S.O .C . wil l be Ja n O ec hl er . M iss O ec hle r w as el ec te d the new S.O .C. P re si de nt fo r th e 1980-81 sch oo l y ea r. Sh e will be a ju ni o r an d is m a jo ri n g in B us in es s, wi th an em ph as is on ac co un tin g. M iss Oe ch ler ha s pa rt ic ip at ed in ch ee rl ea di ng , th e S .O .C ., an d bo w lin g fo r th e P ar k si de bow ling te am . RA NG ER qu es tio ne d the S.O .C. P r e s id e n t - e le c t ab o u t h er th ou gh ts on th e st ud en t c om m itt ee an d on so m e of he r go al s a s he ad of th e S. O. C. ; sh e pr ov id ed th e foll ow ing in fo rm ati or f. M iss Oe ch le r sa id sh e ho pe s to m ak e th e S.O .C. m or e th an ju st a pl ac e w hic h o rg an iz at io ns co m e t o fo r m on ey . Th e new pr es id en t be lie ve s so m e gu id eli ne s sh ou ld be se t co nc er ni ng bu dg eti ng for th e v a ri o u s c lu b s an d or ga ni za tio ns on ca m pu s. Th e pr es id en t - el ec t su pp or ts the id ea of ev en ts lik e W int er C ar ni va l, b ut s ay s th at so m e w ork ne ed s to be do ne in pr om oti ng an d wo rk ing on th e ca rn iv al . Sh e b el ie v es th a t s tu d e n t - ad ­ m in is tr a ti o n co o p e ra ti o n on ca m pu s is a m us t, an d wo uld lik e to g en er at e m or e st ud en t pa r­ tic ip ati on in th e or ga ni za tio ns a t P ar ks id e. "T he m ai n pr ob lem I thi nk st ud en t g ro up s fa ce a t P ar ks id e is / • TO M SH U LA K PA B sp on so red The E N D i s n e a r ! by M ira J . L oc ha ns ki Th e 11t h An nu al " E n d " sp on ­ so re d by PA B wil l be he ld on the we ek- en d of Ma y 17 a nd 18. "T he E n d ", sa id Tom Sh ul ak , new P re si de nt of PA B, " is on e of P a rk si d e 's onl y tr ad iti on s a s fa r a s st u de nt s g o. I thi nk it 's good to h a v e so m e th in g w h e re a ll st ud en ts ca n ge t to ge th er af te r sc ho ol 's ou t an d ha ve a g ood tim e, es pe ci al ly w he re the y do n' t ha ve to w or ry ab ou t fi na ls or an yt hi ng e ls e ." Th e d oo rs wil l o pen a t 5:30 p. m . Th e fi rs t ba nd on S at ur da y, th e Un ity Bl ue G ra ss Ba nd , wil l s ta rt a t 6 :30 p. m . a nd the se co nd ba nd , Ar oy al, wi l s ta rt a t 9:30 p. m . On Su nd ay , Eu ro pe wi ll pla y a t 6:3 0 p. m . T ru e wil l the n s ta rt a t 9:30 p. m . A no th er P A B -s po ns or ed ac ­ tiv ity is a So ftb all To ur na m en t on Sa tu rd ay a t 1 p. m . T he re is no en tr y fe e, "W e' re hop ing to ge t a lot of st ud en t or ga ni za tio n te am s an d ev en at hl et ic te am s, To m s a id , "I f we h a v e in c li m a te w ea th er we wil l ca nc el the ac - I N S I D E . . . * S tr a n g er is h e r e ! * H e a lt h fu ll y y o u r s d e a ls w it h y e a r -e n d s tr e s s * B a n q u e t h o n o r s a th le te s ge tti ng m em be rs . With P ar ks id e bei ng a- co m m ut er co lle ge , th e st ud en ts do n' t ge t inv olv ed wi th the di ff er en t cl ub s on ca m pu s. "S om e st ud en ts a re n 't ev en aw ar e th at cl ub s e xi st on ca m pu s. If the di ffe re nt cl ub s co uld re ac h the se st ud en ts , I be lie ve w e'd ha ve a be tte r st ud en t lif e on c am p u s. " M is s O e ch le r co n c lu d e d , "T hr ou gh S.O .C. I hop e to re ac h m or e pe op le an d sho w th em w ha t (P ar k si d e) it ha s to o ff er ." Tom Shulak re -e lec te d for PA B Pre side nt 1980 -1 Th e cu rr en t P ar ks id e Ac tiv itie s Bo ard P re si de nt , To m S hu la k, ha s bee n re - ele ct ed to h is pos t f or the 1980 - 81 ac ad em ic ye ar . M r. Sh ula k wil l be a se ni or ne xt y ea r as a do ub le m aj or in C he m is try an d Co mp ute r Sc ie nc e. His pr ev io us ex pe rie nc es in­ clu de m em be rs hi p in PA B f or th e p re v io u s th re e y e a r s , m em ­ be rs hi p in P ar k si d e' s bow ling te am , a nd p ar t - t im e w ork fo r th e co m pu te r ce nt er he re on ca m pu s. Am ong th e th in gs th at th e cu rr en t PA B he ad in di ca te d to R an ge r w as th e ne ed fo r in­ cr ea se d m em be rs hi p in th e ac ­ tiv iti es bo ar d. He ci te d th at m e m b e rs h ip d u ri n g p re v io u s y ea rs ha d bee n o ve r 50 p eo ple , b ut thi s ye ar wa s dow n to ab ou t 30 pe op le. Sh ula k al so mfmTToffed^WaFIfie" bo ar d ha s be en m ak in g ef fo rt s to in cr ea se st ud en t a w ar en es s of his or ga ni za tio n an d to re ce iv e m or e in pu t a nd fe ed ba ck fr om st ud en ts . Th e PA B pr es id en t al so sa id th at he fe els th at th e m os t im ­ po rt an t pu rp os e of PA B is to "p ro vi de st u de n ts wi th a va ri et y of (e co no m ic al ) en te rt ai nm en t (r an gi ng ) fr om fi lm s an d da nc es to s ki tr ip s an d l ec tu re s . . . PA B 's phi los oph y is on e of (p ro vi di ng ) we ll ro un de d pr og ra m m in g to ful fill the ne ed s of all st u d en ts ." Qu eri ed a bo ut hi s p lan s fo r P AB in the co m in g y ea r, the pr es id en t - el ec t sa id th at th er e a re th re e go als he wo uld l ike to p ur su e i n h is ne xt te rm : "( T h e) fi rs t is to in cr ea se st ud en t aw ar en es s of PA B . . . (t he ) se co nd is to in cr ea se th e m em be rs hi p in PA B to m ak e it a st ro ng er or ga ni za tio n, . . . (a nd th e) th ir d is to in cr ea se ou r pr og ra m m in g on ca m pu s, alo ng wi th try in g to i nc re as e a tt en da nc e a t ou r ev en ts ." ti v it y ." "T he Ro cky Ho rro r P ic tu re Sh ow " w ill be sho wn in th e Uni on Sq ua re Sa tu rd ay a t 1 p. m . T he re wil l al so be a F ri sb ee Golf To ur na m en t he ld, al so a t 1 p. m . Th os e who p ar ti cp at e in the S o ft b al l T o u rn a m e n t w ill be aw ar de d p riz es . F ir st pl ac e i s fr ee ad m is si o n tQ " T h e E n d " on S at ur da y, Se co nd pl ac e inc lud es fr ee be er tic ke ts. An oth er ac ti vi ty is "T he Gon g Sh ow " a t 3 p. m . Su nd ay . Any st ud en ts ca n pa rt ic ip at e in the sho w by fil lin g ou t an ap pl ica tio n an d i nf or m in g P AB w he th er or not an y eq ui pm en t will be ne ed ed . Ti ck et s for Th e En d a re on ly av ai la bl e a t th e do or. S at ur da y 's tic ke ts ru n $2.50 fo r st ud en ts , $3.00 gu es ts . S un da y' s tic ke ts a re $3.00 for st ud en ts an d $3.50 fo r gu es ts . Gu es ts wil l ne ed so me on e fro m P ar ks id e to ge t the m in . E ac h st ud en t wil l b e a llo we d one gu es t. Tw o typ es of ID will be re qu ire d an d th er e will be no lim it on the nu m be r of tic ke ts so ld . C o l l e g i a t e C r ie r Tr ace m e ta ls an d ca n ce r le ct ur e to m or ro w Th e r ol e of t ra ce m et al s a s a di et ar y e le m en t in re la tio n to c an ce r wil l be th e s ub je ct of a le ct ur e b y D r. M ar ia C. Li nd er a t U W -P ar ks id e. Th e ta lk wil l be to m or ro w , M ay 9, a t 2 p. m . in M oli na ro H all , Ro om 11 5. Final pe rs on al gr ow th w or ks h op s a n n o u n ce d Th e fi na l th re e pe rs on al gr ow th wo rk sh op s of th e se m es te r wil l be "A na ly zin g Re la tio ns hi p N ee ds " (M ay 19 ), "C re at iv e Pr ob le m So lv in g" (J u ne 2) , a nd "E le m en ts of S u cc es s" (J un e 9) . F ee is $10 p er ses sio n an d m ee tin g tim es a re 6:30-9 :30 p. m . in Ta lle nt H all . F or re gi st ra tio n an d inf o ca ll 553-23 12. Co m pu te r Fair 4 — Ju ne 7 P ar k si d e' s Sc ien ce Div isio n will sp on so r a Co m pu ter F ai r 4, S at u r­ da y, Ju ne 7,19 80. T he f ai r wil l be he ld in th e P ar k si d e Uni on fr om 9:0 0 a. m . to 4:00 p. m . To ob ta in m or e in fo rm at io n co nt ac t Do na ld P ie le in th e Sc ie nc e Div isio n a t 553-2 231 o r 2327. Fr ee co nc er t to ni gh t by UW-P E ns em bl e A f re e pub lic pe rf or m an ce by th e UW- P St rin g C ha m be r E ns em bl e wil l be pr es en te d ton igh t a t 8 p. m . in the Co mm . Ar ts T he at er . G ue st a rt is t wil l be fa cu lty pi an ist B ar ba ra M ar is . M ad iso n of fe rs M ast er 's le ve l e n e r g y curr iculu m UW- Mad ison will be off eri ng a new m as te r's -l ev el cu rr ic ul um in en er gy pol icy an d an al ys is . Th e cu rr ic ul um , to be of fer ed ne xt fa ll, is ge ar ed for g ra d u at e st ud en ts in te re st ed in en er gy -r el at ed wo rk wit h go ve rn m en ts , ut ili tie s, co ns ult in g fi rm s, an d ot he r or ga ni za tio ns co nc ern ed wit h en er gy . W om en in art an d po et ry p re se nt at io n Ju ne 1 An ex pl or ati on of wo me n in a rt an d po et ry , en tit le d "M ult i-c ol or ed , Cro wd ed Vo ic es ," w ill be pr es en te d a t 3:00 p. m ., Ju n e 1 , a t the Mo the r Co ur ag e Book St or e lo ca ted a t 224 S ta te S tr ee t in R ac in e, Wi sco nsi n. The pr es en ta tio n wil l f ea tu re sli de s an d po et ry re ad in gs . On e of tho se at te nd in g w ill be Ro se m ar y S tr an d, wh o is wi th the W us tum Mu seu m of R ac in e. * Nat ura l Histo ry M us eu m in C hi ca go will pr es en t film on Co lum bia Ch ic ag o's Fi el d M use um of N at ur al Hi sto ry will pr es en t a film tit led "T he Pe op le of C ol um bi a: Gold of El D or ad o. " T he film will be sho wn ev er y F ri d ay , S at ur da y, an d Su nd ay du rin g Ma y an d Ju n e a t 11 a. m . an d 2 p. m . Fo r m or e in fo rm ati on ca ll l-(312)-922-31 36. P a g e 2 T h u rs d a y , M ay 8, 19 80 R an ge r G o a ls a r e yo ur o w n by S ue S tev en s Wor k yo ur fi ng er s to th e bo ne an d w ha t do you ge t? Bo ney fin ge rs ? H ar dl y. All of us, es pe ci all y a s st ud en ts , m us t wo rk f or a r e a s o n .. . s om e g oa ls we ha ve se t fo r ou rs el ve s. Wi tho ut go al s you al w ay s en d up in th e s am e pl ac e. You c a n 't ge t an yw he re wi tho ut fi rs t kn ow ing w he re you w an t to g o, s o w hy do so m an y st ud en ts at te nd fo ur y ea rs of cl as se s wi tho ut fi gu rin g o ut j us t wh at the y w an t to d o? Who kn ow s? If you w er e to ge t a pho ne ca ll fr om so m eo ne as ki ng you how t o ge t t o Ra ci ne , w ha t m us t y ou as k him or he r in o rd er to di re ct th em ? "W he re a re you no w ?" Un les s you kno w w he re you a re , yo u'l l ne ve r be ab le to fi gu re ou t how to ge t to yo ur de sti ne d po int . T he re a re too m an y pe op le wh o de ci de w ha t th ey w an t to do a nd the n g o ou t a nd tr y to d o i t w ith ou t d ec id ing w he re the y a re . T he y wil l go no wh er e be ca us e the y a r e no wh er e. All of th is is, of co ur se , ve ry a b st ra ct , bu t it is im po rt an t to al l of us . Th e st ud en ts he re a t P ar ks id e a r e ve ry di ve rs e. Fo r th at ve ry re as on , se tti ng go al s is es se nt ia l to an yo ne at te nd in g cl as se s he re . T oo m an y pe op le t ry to s et go al s th at a re ve ry m uc h l ik e tho se of th e p eo ple su rr ou nd in g th em . If ev er yo ne w as to se t the sa m e go al s, th is wo rld wo uld be co m e a ve ry bo rin g pl ac e. I b eli ev e t h at th e st ud en t l ea de rs on th is c am pu s, inc lud in g m ys el f, a r e gu ilt y of lu m pi ng th e P ar k si de st ud en ts to ge th er . With ap pr ox im at el y 5,000 stu de nt s to wo rk wi th, it 's ve ry ea sy to be gin as su m in g th in gs ab ou t th e gr ou p a s a wh ole wi tho ut ta ki ng in to co ns id er at io n th e ne ed s of di ff er en t st ud en ts . P er ha ps ou r ex pe ct io ns of th e st ud en t b ody th is ye ar w er e too hig h. P er h ap s no t. At th e ve ry be gin nin g of th e sch oo l ye ar , I (a s wel l a s ot he rs on ca m pu s) se t so m e go als to ac ­ co m pl ish by the en d of th e sp rin g se m es te r. So m e of th os e go als ha ve be en re ac he d; so m e ha ve no t. Wh at th es e go al s w er e an d wh ich on es w er e re ali ze d do es n' t m at te r. Wh at do es m at te r is th at by ac co m pl ish in g so m e of th em , I ha ve bu ilt on to an al re ad y ex ist in g fo un da tio n so th at th e p eo ple to ta ke th is job a ft er m e c an co nt inu e t o se t g oa ls a nd m ak e im pr ov em en ts . In t hi s la st i ss ue of th e R an ge r t hi s ye ar th er e a re th re e an no un ce m en ts of new stu de nt le ad er s. Th e P ar k si de Ac tiv iti es Bo ard ha s re - el ec te d To m Sh ul ak a s pr es id en t. Th e St ud en t 0 r S a n ' z a t l 0 Co unc il ha s el ec te d Ja n Oe ch le r as th ei r new pr es id en t. R an ge r ha s, al so el ec te d a new le ad er Ken M ey er a s ed it or /p re si de n t. T he se th re e pe op le, alo ng wi th T ra cy G ru be r, w ho w as el ec te d th e new pr es id en t of th e P ar ks id e St ud e G ov er nm en t As so cia tio n th is sp ri ng , a re ai pr ep ar ed fo r th e ye ar ah ea d of th em . T he y a re al l qu al ifi ed fo r th ei r po sit ion s, pe rh ap s m or e th an m an y who h av e h eld th ei r of fic es i n th e p as t. At th e en d of f in al s w ee k, w he n m os t s tu de nt s a re re jo ic in g (o r su lk in g) ab ou t th e en d of an ot he r ye ar , th es e s tu de nt s wil l beg in th e m os t im po rt an t po rti on of th ei r te rm s. Whi le ot h er s ta ke off fo r su m m er job s an d va ca tio ns , th es e st ud en ts wi ll sp en d m os t of th ei r sp a re ti m e he re a t P ar ks id e. i kno w. I di d th e sa m e thi ng la st su m m er . Lik e I d id la st y ea r, I be lie ve th at th ey wil l look fo rw ar d to th e co m in g ye ar a s on e of ch an ge . I he fee lin g of a nt ic ip at io n a bo ut the ye ar to c om e i s t he ve ry thi ng th at he lp s st ud en t le ad er s m ak e it th ro ug h the ye ar wi th ou t giv ing up . Qu itt ing ca n oft en be co me te m pt in g wh en ev er yo ne is th ro wi ng cr iti ci sm yo ur wa y, bu t an yo ne de di ca te d to ac ­ co mp lis hi ng go al s a s m uc h a s th es e peo ple a re kn ow s th at qu itt in g is ac tu al ly m or e di ffi cu lt th an st ay in g wi th it . Th ey wil l le ar n , a s I ho pe m an y m or e st ud en ts he re w ill, th at de di ca tio n a nd wo rk do p ay off . T he y wil l pr ob ab ly le ar n m or e th is ne xt ye ar th an th ey ev er wil l in an y c la ss ro om . L ea rn in g c an be a ve ry pa inf ul thi ng if t h a t' s t he wa y y ou w an t it , b ut it ca n al so be so m et hi ng th at you wil l re m em be r fo r th e re st of yo ur lif e. L ea rn in g is n 't m em or izi ng fo rm ul as or lis te ni ng to le ct ur es un til the y a ll so un d th e s am e. I t' s gi vi ng of yo urs elf un til you ca n 't gi ve an ym or e an d th en fin din g new w ay s t o g iv e. T he re a re a few st ud en ts a t P ar k si de who tr ul y kn ow w ha t I m ea n wh en I sa y, " I lov e le ar ni ng , bu t I h at e go ing to c la s s ." You c an 't kno w w ha t th at m ea ns un le ss yo u' ve ex pl or ed ev er y le ar ni ng op po rtu ni ty . So, you do wo rk yo ur fi ng er s to th e bo ne to ac ­ co m pl ish the go al s yo u'v e s et fo r yo ur se lf . W ha t if you sti ll do n' t fee l a s th ou gh yo u' ve ac co m pl is he d yo ur go al s? If th a t' s tr ue , y ou ha ve to fin d an ot he r wa y, bu t t hi s ti m e fi gu re o ut w he re y ou a re to be gin wi th. No on e is ev er in th e s am e pl ac e, s o d on 't a sk so m eo ne el se . Ask yo ur se lf. E ar n y o u r d e g r e e at U W -P a rk si d e an d y o u r c o m m is s io n at M ar qu ett e Ar m y RO TC is a le ad er sh ip dev el­ op m en t pr og ram on col leg e ca mp us ­ es th ro ug ho ut th e co un tr y. I t pre­ pa re s st ud en ts for re sp on sib le pos i­ tio ns a s offi cer s in th e ac tiv e A rm y an d Re se rv es . Ev en th ou gh A rm y ROT C is no t av ai la bl e on yo ur ca m pu s, yo u ca n ta ke th e co urs es a t ou rs . You'l l ge t th e sa m e m an ag em en t tr a in in g an d e x p e ri e n c e t h a t s tu ­ de nt s he re g et . You 'll ge t th e sa m e op po rtu ni tie s for sc ho lar sh ip s an d th e sa m e fin an cia l be ne fit s du rin g yo ur jun ior an d sen ior ye ar s ($10 0 per m on th , up to 20 m on th s) . So wh ile you ea rn yo ur ch ose n de­ g re e a t y o u r co ll eg e, yo u ca n e a rn yo ur o ffic er's com mi ssio n a t o ur s. ARM Y ROTC. LEARN WHAT IT TAKES TO LEAD. For de tai ls, co nt ac t: En ro llm en t Of fic er M ili ta ry Sc ie nc e D ep t. M ar qu et te U. 1-224-7195 AT UA ST UJ tC /t: C rO TS or rt 6T H "v (* -T O P o 36 F O *6 o u a . H A I N w e L TS O v e * o o a . £ y £ s / RO TC a t UW- P by M ira J . L oc ha ns ki A dv an ce yo ur c a r e e r; go to sc h o o l tu it io n -p a id , in c lu d in g liv in g ex pe ns es ; be a b le to tr av el an d m ee t new pe op le fr om al l ar ou nd th e Un ite d S ta te s an d ab ro ad . So you thi nk y o u 're no t cu t ou t fo r Ar my lif e? H e re 's w ha t a fe w st u de nt s wh o a r e in RO TC ha ve to sa y . . . O rin T ay lo r, wh o is a po lit ic al sc ie nc e m aj or an d a jun ior a t UW- P , re m ar ke d th at " I be ca m e in­ te re st ed in RO TC wh en I w as a t Lo yo la U ni ve rs ity in Ch ic ag o. I sa w so m e gu ys ri di ng ar ou nd in a he lic op te r an d la nd ed in th e m id dl e of th e fo ot ba ll fie ld an d it loo ke d lik e fu n ." "N ot on ly w as it fu n, bu t it ap p ea re d ch al le ng in g an d , th ey pay yo u fo r it , fo r yo ur sk il l. B as ic al ly , th a t' s how I di d it . It ca n ad v an ce my fu tu re c a re e r a s a l aw ye r be ca us e t he A rm y h as it s own Le ga l C o rp s, " sa id O ri n. "A nd w he re m os t la w ye rs s ta r­ tin g ou t ha ve to fin d s om e pl ac e to wo rk (i t wil l co st th em m on ey to se t up th ei r ow n p ra ct ic e an d be sid es th a t, em pl o ye rs us ua lly look fo r e xp er ie n ce ), I' ll co m e ou t (of th e A rm y) an d I' ll ha ve th e ex pe ri en ce ; I' ll al so be w el l-p ai d to s ta rt ou t w ith , a nd I d o n 't ha v e to g o a ro un d loo kin g fo r a jo b ," he ad de d. D al e Jo hn so n, a bu si ne ss ad ­ m in is tr at io n m aj o r w ith a n em ­ ph as is in m ar ke ti ng al so ha pp en s to be pr es en tly se rv in g in th e Ar m y N at io na l G u ar d. He sa id , " I t is a ch an ce to ge t a li tt le m or e mo ney to he lp m e fi na nc ia ll y th ro ug h sc ho ol an d be co m e em ­ plo yed an d g ai n tw o co lle ge cr ed it s pe r s e m e s te r, " sa id D al e. D al e m en tio ne d th a t he ge ts ab ou t $170 a m on th from RO TC an d th e G ua rd . H e al so g ets tuition a ss is ta n c e . W ith ou t th is lu mp sum of mo ne y ev er y se m es te r, he said, " I pr ob ab ly wo uld not have bee n at te n d in g P ar k si d e full -tim e." W ha t a re so m e of the other ad v an ta g es in joini ng today's A rm y ? B ot h O ri n an d Dale m en tio ne d th a t it giv es them a ch an ce to le ar n how to be an ef­ fe ct iv e le ad er a s wel l as getting ex pe ri en ce in bo th of their future c a re e rs . "A ny m aj o r i n an y a re a of study ca n join RO TC a t UW-P . It is open to bo th m en an d wo me n, si ngle or m a rr ie d (e x c e p t ma rrie d w o m en ), " re m ar ke d Orin and D al e. M a jo r G ri b sc h a w , J r ., who te a c h e s th e m il it a ry scie nce cu rr ic u lu m he re a t UW-P, com­ m en te d th at " th e Cha nce llor , Mr. G us ki n, an d as so ci at e Dean, Mr. C am pb el l, bo th ga ve their ap­ pr ov al of it s o i t' s o ffe red here on a lim ite d ba si s. "R O TC is av ai la bl e to s tudents h er e a t P a rk si d e for the advanced pr o g ra m in RO TC. The advanced p ro g ra m in ROT C is junior and se ni or y e a r, " sa id the Majo r. " I al so ha ve one office r that co m es do wn on ce or twice a week to te ac h th e m ili ta ry science co u rs e. I al so ha ve my ow n co ur se s a t M ar qu et te , so th ere is a lim ita ti on a s to how the program ca n be ex pa nd ed he re even if th er e w as su ffi cie nt intere st, ad de d th e M aj or . T h e M a jo r fu rt h e r sta ted , "O bv io us ly , th e stu de nt s in our RO TC pr og ra m will prog ress to th e se n io r le ve l, so we 'll be here fo r se n io rs an d if th er e ar e more Co nti nu ed On Pa ge Thre e (ga nge r B ri an F el la n d , B us in es s I S te v e D an ke rt , N ev Da n G al b ra it h , A d I Su e S te v en s, E d it o r Ke n M ey er , F e a tu re E d it or D av e C ra m e r, S po rt s E d it or D a n G a I D r a il n , P et e C ra m PI , T o m C o ° P e r , C h a ir m a n of th e B oa rd M ic he tt i, C ur t M o id e ^ u e r ' 2° "® E d e n h a o s e r ' H el ge so n, M ira Lo ch an D en is e S o b i e s ^ r ^ ^ T h n ^ r a ^ e r 6 ^ " P 8 S $ in 0 ' J ° S e P h R ' P P ' ° ^s p on sf ib le '* o r " i t s i t o r ? * T b y J , u d e n , s o f UW P a rk si d e an d th ey Pu bl is he d ev er v T h u r ^ . e f i ' f y . . a n d c o n ,e n t - ^ a k s a n _ i, W isc on Pu bl is he d ev er v T h e d '' o r ' a 1 P°M cy an d co n te n t. RA N G ER is pr in te d U b v t h I n U r m V h e a c a d e m i c y e a r e x ce p t d ur in g br ea k s an d W ri tte n pe rm is si on i* r h e . U n ,o n C o o p er at iv e P u b li sh in g C o. , K en os ha , W isc on A " c o r r e s p o n d e d S I H ^ '° r r e p r i n f o f a n y po rt io n of R A N G E R , k si de , K en os ha , w I 5314 1 a d d r e s s e d P a rk si d e R an g er , W LL C Pr e *r \ r- .. . JO iq i. All p j r k . v T " sn ou ld b t L e tt er s t ' s h a ' W l S 3 1 * !- r o l M I U , : P ap er w it V o n V fn c h 0 m ^ o !n c e A a n ? e S ,e d 1 1 'V P ew ri tt en , do ub le sp ac ed on st ai to r v er if ic at io n . le tt e rs m us t be si gn ed a n d a te le ph on en um b£ D ea dl in e fo r b e tt e rs V a li d r e a s o n s - M ax im u m le ng th ac ce pt ed is re se rv e s all e d it o ri al n r n 8 V 8 , 1 2 n o o n , o r P u bl ic at io n on T hu rs da y. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 8, issue 30 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Parkside contracts new food service Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ir f f U n iv e r s it y of W is c o n s in - P a r k s i d e T h u r s d a y M ay 1 , 1 9 8 0 V o l. 8 - N o . 3 0 SAGA's sa d sa g a Parkside contracts n e w fo od se rv ic e by S ue S te ve ns Af ter fiv e y ea rs of s er vi ce on th e U W -P ar k si d e c a m p u s, SA GA Fo od s ha s lo st it s co nt ra ct he re . As r eq ui re d by s ta te la w , the food se rv ic e h er e wa s r eb id ea rl ie r thi s m on th, an d SAGA bid too low. H er ita ge Fo od Sy st em s In c. w as the hig h bi dd er . " I t' s not th at w e' re di ss at is fie d wit h the qu al ity or se rv ic e w e' ve re ce iv ed fro m SA GA ," sa y s Bil l Ni eb uh r, D ire ct or of the Un ion . "T he y jus t d id n' t bid hig h e no ug h, an d w e' re re qu ire d by th e st a te to ta ke th e hi gh es t bi d d er ." T h e h ig h es t b id d e r? T h a t' s rig ht . Th e co m pa ni es a re bid din g on the am ou nt of re b at e the y will be a bl e to g iv e th e un iv er si ty for a sp ec ifi c se rv ic e. Th is am ou nt is ba se d on a pe rc en ta ge of ca sh sa le s, ca te ri ng , an d se rv ic e fo r su m m er ca m p s. Th e s er vi ce or th e qu al ity of th e food sh ou ld n' t ch an ge mu ch ac ­ co rd in g to Ni eb uh r. "T he bid s a re ve ry sp ec if ic ," he sa y s. " F o r in st an ce , wh en w e sa y a beef sa nd w ic h, all of th e bid din g co m pa ni es a re told ex ac tly w ha t we m ea n by 'be ef sa nd w ic h' — 4 oz. of be ef , the siz e of bu n, e tc ." "T he pe nd ing co nt ra ct we now ha ve wi th H er ita ge is 65 pa ge s of re d u ce d ty p e ," a d d s D av e P ed er se n, D ea n of St ud en t Lif e. " I t sp el ls ou t al l of the sp ec ifi cs ab ou t th e se rv ic e we wa nt so th at the new co m pa ny kno ws w h at 's ex pe ct ed of th e m ." "T he 65 pa ge s is de fin ite ly not a v e r a g e ," N ie bu hr s a y s . " I n Wi sco nsi n th e a ve ra ge co nt ra ct of th is ty pe is 50 pa ge s. " Pe de rs en al so ad ds , "N at io n­ wi de , I'd sa y th e av er ag e is 15 pa ge s, so you se e, w e' re m ak ing su re th at ev er yt hi ng 's th er e. " Be sid es th e le ng th , th er e a re ot he r pr om in en t c ha ng es wi th th e new co nt ra ct . "I n the pa st the co nt ra ct w as for two ye ar s wi th th re e p o ss ib le on e y e a r ex ­ te ns io ns ," s ay s Ni eb uh r. " I t' s now a one ye ar co nt ra ct wi th fo ur po ssi ble one ye ar ex te ns io ns . T hi s wa y th e co m pa ni es a re ab le to giv e us be tte r bid s w ith ou t ris ki ng a s m uc h. Wi th the ec on om y th e wa y it is, th is gi ve s us g re at e r fl e x ib il it y to c h a n g e w it ho ut hu rti ng the qu al ity if t he co m pa ny los es m on ey ." "T hi s i s a di ffi cu lt tim e to bi d, " he a d d s . " T h e c e n tr a l a d ­ m in is tr at io n se t a re as on ab le pe rc en ta ge for pr ic es to in cr ea se , an d we wo rk wit h th a t. " How is the eco no my af fe ct in g the food se rv ic e he re a t P ar ks id e now ? Du rin g the pa st few y ea rs th er e ha s bee n a n ap pr ox im at e 25% gr ow th ra te in the food se r­ vic e he re on ca m pu s ac co rd in g to Ni eb uh r an d P ed er se n. Th e pa st tw o y ea rs ha ve bee n es pe ci al ly bu sy . Will th is ke ep up wh en the P ar ks id e food se rv ic e is ta ke n ov er by H er ita ge ? "W e' ve al re ad y m ad e a tr ip up to Gr ee n Ba y to ch ec k th em o u t, " I N S I D E . . . • S tu d e n ts g ai n re co g n it io n • R ev ie w : l i t t l e M a rk e r' m is se s • B as eb al l: M en to p s in c o n fe re n c e K in sh ip D a y , M ay 3 Du rin g th e G ov er no r's Con ­ fe re nc e o n C hil dr en an d Fa m il ie s, G o v er n o r L ee D re y fu s w as pr es en te d a Ki ns hi p T- sh irt in a p p re c ia ti o n fo r si g n in g a pr oc la m at io n to de si gn at e Ma y 3rd a s "K in sh ip of Wi sco nsi n D ay ." K in sh ip is a c h il d s e rv ic e ag en cy wo rk ing wi th ch ild re n fr om sin gl e p ar en t ho m es or ch ild re n wi th sp ec ia l pr ob le m s. A ch ild is m at ch ed wi th a m at u re , st ab le ad ul t wh o ca n pr ov id e re g u la r gu id an ce , un de rs ta nd in g an d ac ce pt an ce . T he K in sh ip m o v e m en t is gr ow ing ra pi dl y in the st a te of W isc on sin . T he re a re 13 ex is tin g un its an d 5 in th e pr oc es s of s ta r ti n g . D ia n e S o lb e rg , E x e c u ti v e D ir e c to r of th e K en o sh a A ge nc y h a s b ee n re c e n tl y e le c te d S ta te R ep re se nt at iv e re sp on sib le fo r th e gr ow th of new ag en ci es . Be ca us e th er e a re m an y m or e ch ild re n wh o ha ve ap pl ied fo r a vo lu nt ee r Ki ns pe rs on th an th er e a re vo lu nt ee rs av ai la bl e to m ee t th ei r n ee ds , "K in sh ip of Wi sco nsi n D ay " is se t as id e a s a tim e to m ak e an all -o ut ef fo rt to re cr u it ad di tio na l vo lu nt ee rs . EM PT Y TA BL ES in t h e Pa rk sid e d inin g ro om . M ay be th e qu iet ho ur s in th e ca fe te ria will no lon ger b e when Pa rk si de 's ne w food serv ic e mo ve s in. Ma yb e not . sa ys P ed er se n. "W e to ur ed one of th ei r op er at io ns th er e to ge t a gu t fe el in g of how it w or ks . We w an t t o m ak e su re th at the y ca n ha nd le w ha t we ne ed fro m th em ." H er ita ge will be m ak in g a fin al p re s e n ta ti o n to th e P a r k s id e Unio n ad m in is tr at io n to da y. "I f we fee l co m fo rt ab le wi th w ha t the y sh ow us (T he y' ll be ex ­ pl ain in g how th ey fig ur ed th ei r bi d, s a la r ie s , s a m p le m e n u s, pr om oti on pa ck ag es , et c. ) an d the y a re , w e'l l re la y th a t in­ fo rm at io n to M ad iso n so th e co nt ra ct ca n be fi na li ze d. " Th e v en di ng m ac hi ne se rv ic e on ca m pu s will al so be re bi d th is sp ri ng . Th e si tu at io n wi th th e co nt ra ct bid din g is the sa m e ac co rd in g to N ie bu hr . One m ai n di ffe re nc e is th at th e hig h bi dd er m us t be pr ep ar ed to su pp ly ap ­ pr ox im at el y $80,000 w or th of new eq ui pm en t fo r he av y tr af fi c a re a s su ch a s th e li b ra ry co ffe e sh op a re a . Th e food se rv ic e ch an ge ov er wil l ha pp en on Ju n e 1s t. T he ve nd in g se rv ic e bid s m us t be in so m et im e in M ay . If th er e is a c h a n g e in c o m p a n ie s, th a t ch an ge -o ve r wil l ta ke pl ac e in Ju ly . Stude nts to e x p lo r e ca ny on s H er e in K en os ha th er e a re m an y ch ild re n sw ell in g th e w ai tin g lis t of the Ki ns hi p of fic e. E xe cu tiv e D ir ec to r, Di an e So lb er g, po int s ou t th at , as th e si ng le p ar en t fa m ily fa st be co m es a no rm in o ur so ci et y, th e co m m un ity m us t fin d w a y s to in s u re th e h ea lt h y de ve lo pm en t of it s ch ild re n. Fo r se ve ra l y ea rs the Ki ns hip pr og ra m ha s be en su cc es sf ul in he lpi ng tro ub led ch ild re n co pe wi th th ei r liv es , giv ing th em an in cr ea se d se ns e of se lf- wo rth an d th e co m pa ni on sh ip of so m eo ne who ca re s. Du rin g th is In te rn at io na l Y ea r of th e Fa m il y Go v. Dr ey fo s as k s th e c it iz e n s of W is co ns in to ac qu ai nt th em se lv es wi th pri n­ c ip le s a n d o b je c ti v e s of th e K in sh ip p ro g ra m . E v e ry o n e sh ou ld ta ke a lo ng er th an us ua l look in to th ei r h ea rt s a nd co m e up wi th th at e xt ra bi t of ti m e t o s p ar e a ch ild in ne ed . Th e re w ar ds a r e g re a t, an d vo lu nt ee rs te sti fy th at th ei r liv es h a v e be en e n ri c h e d by th e pr og ra m ev er y bi t as m uc h or m or e th an tho se of th e ch ild re n the y be fri en d. Th e nu m be r to ca ll for in fo rm at io n, or to vo lu nt ee r is 658-015 1. A new 23-da y co ur se is be ing of fe re d by the Co lor ad o O ut w ar d Bo und Sc ho ol. It of fe rs pa r­ tic ip an ts a n op po rtu ni ty to le av e th e ir u su a l s u rr o u n d in g s an d e x p lo re th e in tr ic a te c an y o n s y s te m in a n d a ro u n d C an y o n la n d s N a ti o n al P a r k , U tah , wi th ba ck pa ck s an d ra ft s. Fi ve da ys of w hi te- w at er ra ft in g thr ou gh C at ar ac t Ca ny on on th e Co lor ad o Ri ve r ha ve be en in­ c o rp o ra te d in to th e s ta n d a rd co ur se ac ti v it ie s. Se ve n- pe rs on gr ou ps pl us an in st ru ct or wil l pa dd le th ro ug h the sa m e ra pi ds th at Jo hn We sley Po we ll ex pl or ed in w ood en bo at s o ve r on e hu nd re d y ea rs ag o. Th e re st of the co ur se will be sp en t ba ck pa ck in g an d le ar ni ng sk ill s ne ce ss ar y fo r sa fe ty an d co m fo rt in th e ca ny on co un tr y. Th es e in clu de na vi ga tio n wit h m ap an d co m pa ss , f ir st ai d, ba si c ro ck cl im bi ng , ca m pc ra ft , an d ec olo gy . Be ca us e a sm oo th ly fun cti on ing gr ou p is es se nt ia l in m ee tin g the c h a ll e n g e s of th e w il d e rn e s s, co m m un ic at io n an d le ad er sh ip sk ill s wil l al so be em ph as iz ed . D a te s fo r th e c o u rs e s a r e Se pt em be r 9-O cto ber l an d Oc­ to be r 7-29, 1980. Ap pl ica nt s a re ac ce pt ed on a fir st- co m e, fi rs t- se rv e ba si s. Ad mi ssi on is ope n to an yo ne ov er 16 1 /2 in good he al th re ga rd le ss of ra ce , co lor , an d na tio na l or et hn ic or ig in . T ui ti on in c lu d e s in st ru c ti o n , food an d al l ne ce ss ar y eq ui pm en t e x c ep t p e rs o n a l c lo th in g . Fi na nc ia l ai d is av ai la bl e for tho se wh o wo uld ot he rw ise be un ab le to at te n d . Ma ny hig h s ch oo ls, co lle ge s a nd u n iv e rs it ie s g r a n t c re d it fo r pa rt ic ip at io n in O ut w ar d Bou nd co ur se s. An ap pl ic at io n an d ad di tio na l in fo rm ati on ca n be ob tai ne d by w rit in g or ca ll in g: Ut ah Co ur se s, Co lor ad o O ut w ar d Bou nd Sc ho ol, 945 Pe nn sy lv an ia , D en ve r, CO 80203, (303) 837-0880. Th e C olo rad o O ut w ar d Bo und Sch ool is a ta x e x e m p t, no t fo r p ro fi t or ga ni za tio n. C o l l e g i a t e C r ie r — Parks ide art s tud ent s displayin g wo rks Th e P ar k si d e a r t st ud en ts ha ve pu t th ei r wo rk s oh di sp la y in th e Co m m un ica tio ns Ar t B uil din g G al le ry . T he ex hi bi t, wh ich op en ed A pr il 15, wil l be ope n un til Ma y 8, 1980. Reg ents app rov e bucks for en er gy con serv atio n Th e UW Sy ste m B oa rd of R eg en ts ha ve ap pr ov ed an al lo tm en t of $109,800 f or P ar k si d e' s 1979-8 1 E ne rg y Co ns er va tio n Al loc ati on . Th e fu nd s, wh ich won ap pr ov al a t th e Ap ril 11 m ee tin g, wil l be us ed fo r a St ea m Di str ib ut io n Sy st em In su la tio n pr oj ec t. Self Esteem and Constructive An ger Work shops Th e ne xt two wo rk sh op s on pe rs on al gr ow th will be "B oo sti ng Sel f E st e e m " (M ay 5) an d "C on st ru ct iv e A ng er " (M ay 12 ). Th e th re e ho ur wo rks ho ps will m ee t f ro m 6:30-9 :30 p .m . i n T al le nt Ha ll. F ee is $10. F or in fo rm at io n an d re gi st ra tio n ca ll 553-2312. Mi lwa uke e PAC an no un ce s com ing ev en ts M ilw au ke e's Pe rf or m in g A rts C en te r wil l fe a tu re "O f Mi ce an d M en ," in the Tod d W ehr T he at er (M ay 1- Ma y 4) , an d " S ta b a t M at er ," in Ui hle in Ha ll (M ay 2 & 3). T he M ilw au ke e Sy mp ho ny O rc he st ra wil l al so pr es en t two K in de rd on ze rts in Uih lei n Ha ll on M ay 4. Fo r in fo rm at io n ca ll 273-7 206. U W EX to spo nsor Old World Wisc onsin tour An O ld W orld Wi sco nsi n t ou r w ill be s po ns or ed by UW EX . T he to ur is to ta ke pl ac e Ma y 17, fr om ab ou t 8:3 0 a. m . to 3:3 0 p. m . F ee is $14. En ro llm en t is lim ite d, re gi st er by Ma y 10. Th e to ur in cl ud es wa lk in g ab ou t 2 1/2 m ile s alo ng a gr av el ro ad to se e th e ex hi bi ts . F o r in­ fo rm at io n ca ll 553-231 2. T h e G l o b e at a G la n c e Ca rte r ac ce pts Ho sta ge s f re ed flak from re sc ue in Columbia L o c a l or ch es tr as hold jo in t con cer t In an ea rly mo rnin g ad dr es s las t Fr id ay , in which he took full res pon sib ilit y fo r the out com e, Pr es id en t Ca rte r ann oun ced th at a hos tag e res cue at te m pt had to be a bo rte d i n t he ea rly sta ge s d ue to pro ble ms wit h the hel ico pte rs invo lved . The at te m pt su rp ris ed the Ir an ia ns , who we re un aw are of the U.S. mi lita ry pre sen ce in the ir cou ntr y unti l h ou rs a fte r the for ce w as wit hdr aw n. (CBS New s, Apr il 25 , 1980 ) Van ce res ign s his post Se cr et ar y of S ta te Cy rus Van ce ha s res ign ed his pos t. M r. Van ce wa s the only top adv iso r to the Pr es id en t to dis ag ree wit h the res cu e a tte m pt . De puty Se cr eta ry of Sta te W arr en Ch ris top her , 54, is now th e ac tin g hea d of the St at e D ep ar tm e n t. (T he M ilw au ke e Sen tine l, Apr il 28, 1980) Mid East le ad er s - m or e pro ble ms Re po rts say th at the fall out fro m the res ult s of the fai led U.S. re sc ue a tte m pt h as c aus ed a sli gh t back ing aw ay fro m Was hing ton on the pa rt of Midd le E as te rn st at es on the rim of the Sov iet Union. It has to d o w ith the fe ar s of ra di ca l act ion s on the pa rt of Sh iite gro ups who follow the re lig io n of th e A ya to lla h Kho mein i. (The Ch rist ian Sci enc e Mon itor, Apr il 28, 1980) Col umb ian lef tis ts, who hav e be en ho ld in g ho st ag es si n ce Fe br ua ry 27, 1980 , fre ed the rem ain ing hos tag es a nd took ex ile in Cub a. The le fti sts rep ort edl y rec eiv ed only $2 millio n of the orig ina l $50 millio n dem and ed for the c ap tiv es r ele as e. I t took a tot al of 24 r oun ds of tal ks betw een the go ver nm ent and the M-1 9 grou p to ach iev e the ho sta ges re le as e. (Th e Wall Str ee t Jo ur na l, A pril 28, 1980 ) Equatorial Gu ine a se ek s hel p When the Afr ican nati on of Eq ua to ria l Gui nea ov ert hre w its dic tat or la st Aug ust, Pr es id en t Te od or o Ob ian g Ng ue m a Mba sogo , the lea de r of the new go ve rn m en t, ki ck ed ou t th e Ru ssi ans and Cu ban s an d se t his cou ntry on the pa th to fre e en­ ter pr ise . So fa r the U.S. ha s ign ore d his ca lls for aid , and is s ti ll co ns id er in g na m in g an ho no rar y coun sel to the sm all nat ion . (Th e Chic ago Tr ibu ne, April 27, 1980) Kennedy ov er Ca rter — bar ely S en at o r E dw ar d Ke nn ed y na rr ow ly d ef ea te d P re si d e n t C ar te r la st S a tu rd ay in th e M ic hi ga n ca u cu se s. Ke nn ed y rec eiv ed 71 de leg ate s t o P re sid en t C ar te r's 70. It wa s the seco nd raz or thin vic tory of Kenn edy ove r Ca rte r in a wee k. (Th e Jo ur na l Tim es, April 27, 1980) U. S. Stud ent As soc iat ion u rg es con tac t with re ps Acc ordi ng to the Uni ted St at es Stu den t Asso ciati on (USS A), the cu rr en t act ion to red uc e the Fe de ra l Bud get def icit will hu rt stu de nts bad ly. USSA sa ys th at eli mi na tin g th e cu rr en t Fe de ra l def icit of $16 billion to bal anc e the bud get wo uld only red uce infl atio n by two -ten ths of o ne pe rce nt ac ­ cor din g to mo st eco nom ists , in­ clu din g the GAO 's own stu di es . The ass oci atio n fee ls i t i s iron ic th at ap pr op ria tio ns for ed uc ati on ar e sla sh ed as fun ds for the mi lit ary in cr ea se : the cos t of two Tr ide nt cl as s su bm ari ne s is $3.42 billio n, wh ich e qu als tot al Fe de ra l a p p ro p ri at io n s fo r el em en ta ry and sec on da ry edu cat ion . Con side ring th at not t wo, but 14 Tr ide nt cl as s su bs a re in cu rr en t pla ns , the iro nic bec ome s th e in to le ra b le , sa y s th e st u d en t ass oc iat ion . USSA ha s dis sem ina ted the follow ing inf orm atio n con cer nin g the pro pos ed bud get cu ts : the g a n g e r Sue St ev en s, Ed ito r Br ian Fe lla nd , Bu sin es s M an ag er Ken M ey er , F ea tu re Ed ito r St ev e Da nk er t, N ew s E di to r Da ve C ra m er , S po rts Ed ito r Dan G al br ai th , A d M an ag er To m Co op er, Ch air ma n of th e Bo ar d Pe te C ra m er , Ph il D eL ui sa , Do ug E de nh au se r, G in ge r H el ge so n, Mi ra Lo ch an sk i, Su sa n M ich et ti, Cur t M ol de na ue r, Ke vin Pa du la , Br ian Pa ss in o, Jo se ph Ri pp , Don Sc he rr er , D en ise So bi es ki , Lor i M ey er , Jo hn C ra m er . RA NG ER is w ri tt en an d ed ite d by st u d en ts of U W -P ar ks id e an d .t h ey a re so le ly re sp on si bl e fo r it s ed it or ia l po lic y an d co nt en t. Pu bl is he d ev er y T hu rs da y du ri ng th e ac ad em ic ye ar ex ce pt du ri ng b re ak s an d ho li da ys , RA NG ER is pr in te d by th e Un ion C oo pe ra ti ve Pu bl is hi ng Co ., K en os ha , W is co ns in . W rit te n pe rm is si on is r eq ui re d fo r re p ri n t of an y po rt io n o f R A N G E R . All co rr es p on de n ce sh ou ld be ad d re ss ed to : P a rk si d e R an g er , WL LC D13 9, u w - P ar k si d e, K en os ha , Wl 5314 1. L et te rs to th e E di to r wi ll be ac ce pt ed if ty p ew ri tt en , do ub le sp ac ed on st an d ar d si ze pa p er w ith on e- in ch m ar g in s. All le tt e rs m us t be si gn ed an d a te le ph on e n um be r in cl ud ed fo r v er if ic at io n . . N am es wi ll be w ith he ld for va lid re as o ns . M ax im um le ng th ac ce p te d is 5G O w or ds . D ea dl in e fo r le tt er s is M on da y a t 12 noo n fo r pu bl ic at io n on T hu rs da y. T he RA NG ER re se rv es all ed it or ia l pr iv il eg es in re fu si ng to pr in t le tt er s w hi ch co nt ai n fa ls e or .d e fa m a to ry co nt en t. ^ Th e thi rd an nu al joint co nc ert by th e K en os ha an d R ac in e Sym phon y O rc he str as will fe at ur e Ca rl Or ff' s ex ub er an t work for ch oru s and or ch es tra , Ca rm ina Bu ra na , with ab ou t 300 voi ces jo in in g th e 85 -pi ec e co m bi ne d or ch es tra unde r the bat on of Ste phe n Colb urn at 8 p.m . on Sa tu rd ay , May 3, in the Un ive rsi ty of Wis con sin -Pa rksi de Ph ys ica l Edu cat ion Bui ldin g. Joh n Windh of the Ca rth ag e Colle ge mu sic fac ult y is ch or al dir ec tor for the pr og ram an d the Ke no sh a O rc h es tr a ha s be en re he are d by its con duc tor , Dav id H. Sc hr ips em a. Sin gle adm issi on tic ke ts ar e $5 for the ge ne ra l pub lic an d $3 for stu de nt s, and will be av ail ab le a t the Ra cin e Sym pho ny office, 800 Wisco nsin Av e.; Ken osh a Unif ied Scho ols Re cre ati on De pt., 271 7 - 67th S t. ; and the Pa rk si de Union Inf orm atio n Ce nte r. The pr og ram is jointl y spon ­ so re d by th e U ni ve rs it y of Wi sco nsin -Pa rks ide and the two com mu nity or ch es tra s. Sea son ti c k e ts fr om bo th o rc h e s tr a s ' su bs cr ip ti on se ri e s wi ll be ho no re d. A dd iti on al ly , su b­ sc ri be rs to UW -Pa rks ide 's Acc ent on En ric hm en t ser ie s who op ted to use t he ir fin al s er ie s t ick et fo r t his ev en t, ma y pre sen t thos e tic ke ts a t the do or. P A T R O N IZ E OU R A D V E R T IS E R S Se na te Bud get Co mm itte e ha s prop osed cu ts of $10 0 millio n in ed uc ati on al g ra nt s, $100 million in stu de nt loan s an d $25 milli on in aid for ma kin g ca mp us es mo re ac ce ssi ble to th e han dic app ed, for the cu rre nt fis cal ye ar . USSA. be lie ve s co lle ge s fa ce co n­ sid er ab le tuiti on in cr ea se s an d eve n lo wer en rol lm en ts u nle ss th e tid e is ste m m ed . USSA is als o con cer ned ab ou t th e d ra ft le gi sl at io n th a t Pr es ide nt Ca rte r is try ing to p ush thro ugh the co ng res s. The Hou se Ap pro pria tion s Co mm itte e voted April 17 to fund the pr es id en t's mi lita ry dr af t pro pos al, but the ass oci atio n beli eve s the nar row vot e ma rgi n (26- 23) ind ica tes su b st a n ti a l op po sit io n to reg ist rat ion amo ng m em be rs of Co ngr ess . Th e U ni te d S ta te s S tu d en t Asso ciatio n urg es stu de nt s to co n ta ct th e ir re p re se n ta ti v e s abo ut the se issu es a s soon as pos sibl e. SAMU EL JONES, a m e m b e r of th e UW -M adi son m us ic f ac ult y, sp ec ia li ze s i n a r t - so ng an d o ra to ri o . Du rin g th e p as t ye ar , h e ha s pr es en te d a se ri e s of re ci ta ls fe at ur in g al l of th e so ng s of D ub us sy a nd al so s an g f ou r p er fo rm an ce s of t h e M oz ar t M as s in C M in or w ith th e Ch ic ag o Sy m ph on y O rc he st ra an d ch or us . Jo n es will be a gu es t so lo ist a t th e joint co n ce rt th is we ek en d a t UW -P. Firebaugh co -e di ts e n e r g y bo ok U ni v er si ty of W isc on sin - P a rk si d e ph ys ic s pr of es so r Mo rris W. Fi reb au gh is co- edi tor of a new book, "A n Ac cep tab le Fu tu re Nu cle ar En erg y Sy st em ," a con den sat ion of pro cee din gs of the G atl inb erg II w ork sho p he ld in the wa ke of t he Th ree Mile Isl an d nu cle ar ac cid en t. The wor ksho p bro ugh t tog eth er th e ch ief o ff ic er s of s e v e ra l uti liti es, se nio r go ve rnm en t of­ fi c e rs co nc er ne d w ith en er g y polic y, a me mb er of the Kem eny Com miss ion which inv est iga ted the Th re e Mile Isl an d ac cid en t and per son nel of the In st itu te for E n er g y A na ly si s, th e en er g y policy "th in k ta nk " of Oak Rid ge Ass ocia ted Un ive rsi tie s, whi ch co nv en ed th e w or ks ho p an d pub lish ed the res ul ts. Wor ksho p top ics i ncl ude d s af et y of nu cle ar pow er pla nt s, sit in g, ec on om ic c o st /b e n e fi t ra ti o s , t e c h n o l o g y , g o v e r n m e n t reg ula tio n, pub lic ac ce pt an ce and en erg y al te rn at iv es . F ir e b a u g h is on s a b b a ti c a l lea ve th is ye ar a t the In sti tu te , wh ere he is wor kin g on two of i ts ma jor on-goi ng stu di es , one in so la r en erg y and one in nu cle ar en er gy . E ar li er th is mo nth , he att en de d the New York Ac ade my of Scien ces me eti ng on T hr ee Mil e Is la n d w ith in s ti tu te d ir e c to r Alvin We inb erg , who is wid ely ack no wle dge d by sc ien tis ts as th e w o rl d 's le a d in g au th or it y on nu cle ar pow er. In ad dit ion to the new book , whic h wa s co-e dite d by M.J. O ha ni an of th e U ni ve rs ity of Fl or id a, Fi re ba ug h is co-editor, wit h Lon C. Ru edi sili , for mer ly of UW -Pa rks ide an d now at the Un ive rsi ty of T oled o, of a widely - ac cl ai m ed book of rea din gs on en er g y an d th e en vi ro nm en t, "P er sp ec tiv es on En er gy : Issues , Id e a s an d E nv ir on m en ta l D ile m m as ," now in its second pr in tin g. A m em be r of the UW-P faculty sin ce 1970, Fi re ba ug h holds MS an d Ph D d eg re es fro m the Un ive rsi ty of Illin ois. Stud ent di sc ou nt s tr ou bl e Dis cou nt ad pr og ram s con tinu e to ca us e pro ble ms for stu de nt g o v er nm en ts an d ha ve be en co ntr ov ers ial on a t le as t thr ee ca mp us es thi s ye ar . At the Un ive rsi ty of Ma ryl an d, th e S tu d en t G ov er nm en t Asso ciatio n lent its na m e to a m e rc h a n ts ' di sc ou nt pr o gr am pr op os ed by a st u d en t fr om ano the r c am pu s. L oca l fi rm s pai d $60 to $20 0 for ad s fea tu rin g stu de nt dis cou nts on fli er s th at SGA was sup pos ed to di str ib ut e. When the dis trib uti on sy ste m bro ke dow n, and the ou tsi de stu de nt en tre pr en eu r pull ed ou t, the f ly er s s a t fo r m ont hs i n a loc al pr in te r's offi ce. Ang ry m er ch an ts bla me d SGA and th re ate ne d to su e the stu de nt or ga ni ze r. U ni ve rs it y of W isc on sin - Madi son s tu de nt s w ere an ge re d to lea rn th at the d isc ou nts the y w er e pr om is ed wh en p u rc h as in g stu de nt go ver nm ent -sp on sor ed ins ura nc e w ere nev er d eli ve re d. I t was als o dis cov ere d th at the W isc on sin S tu d en t A ss oc ia tio n trip led the pr ice of the st ud en t ins ur an ce to ra is e mon ey for its own co ffe rs (P ai l & Shovel Pa rty st ri ke s ag ai n! ). Iow a St at e Un ive rsi ty' s stude nt g o v e rn m e n t d is tr ib u te d a ll bu t 100 of its 4,000 disc oun t c oupon card s in the fi rs t we eks of i ts pro gra m. But loc al m er ch an ts stil l com­ pla ine d th at stu de nt s we ren 't usi ng the dis cou nt ca rd s and that ma ny se em ed un aw are of the dis cou nt pr og ra m . De sp ite a hist ory of problem s, the the ory behin d the stud ent dis cou nt pr og ra m s cont inue s to in te re st bo th m er ch a n ts and stu de nt le ad er s. $ 3 ,0 0 0 blimp s a v e s m o n e y If i t w orks for Goo dye ar, will it work for the Mich igan St at e Uni ver sity stu de nt go ver nm ent ? MSU stu de nts ma y find out thi s sp ri n g , wh en th e A ss oc ia te d Stu den ts d eci des wh ethe r to buy a $3,000 , 1 6-by -6 ra di o- co nt ro ll ed blim p. A ten tat ive ap pro pri ati on has alr ea dy been ma de , sa ys Stu den t Bo ard Ch air ma n Bru ce St ud er, but fin al app rov al aw ait s a co mm itte e inv est iga tion . Stu der ad m its the idea , which he ori gin ate d, sou nds out lan dis h. But he st re ss es the valu e of the blim p for prom otio n an d sa ys a cos t-e ffe ctiv ene ss st ud y s how s th e bli mp will pay for itself in a ye ar an d eve ntu ally sa ve $3,0 00 in ad co sts . If pu rch ase d, it will boa st a la rg e Sp ar ta n " S " on one s id e a nd ca n ca rr y ad ve rti sin g on the oth er, he sa ys . Stu de r pro pos es flyin g the blim p du rin g hom e fo ot ba ll g am e s, pe p ra ll ie s co n ce rt s an d ev en ho m e ba ske tba ll, ga m es . (Ap pro val to fly it in the MSU field hou se is stil l pen din g.) It ca n als o be flown on ca m pu s to ad ve rti se such ac­ ti v it ie s a s vo te r re gi st ra ti on , tick et s al es , a nd orie nta tion week. Th e bli mp ca n be ope rate d by re mo te ra di o con trol or tethere d by a 150-foot rop e, he e xpla ins. It ca n be fille d with nonfl amm able hel ium by two peop le in abou t 30 mi nu tes an d with heli um "boo ster sh ot s, " ca n st ay alof t up to six da ys . Th e lif e s pa n of t he blim p is abo ut five ye ar s, sa ys Stu der . It's ho uld im me dia tel y s olve one ASMSU pr ob lem : lac k of v isibility on ca m pu s. 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