34 10 1184 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/89cd91855675e57c849976b6556fba6e.pdf 4d50b4347dd7f4487cb434b20f20e534 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 29, issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Stranger Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Issue 51 Vol. 291 Apri1l3, 2000 ,ranger You know you want to read it. 1 • 2 0 0 0 (\j r'i M M oM ... ~ '" Q) ~ 1 III III H Ins ide Stranger gets stranger Don't look now. We've completely lost it and there's no turning back. 5 Busted Police Beat is back. Are you ready? 6 INDEPTH: Corey Mandlev Mandley talks about his term as president and plans for the future. 13 Scapin Italian Comedia brings master mask maker to Parkside. 15 High Fidelity Can John Cusack hold on to his 20 something cult following in this modem tale of relationship woe? . S e c t i 0 n s News 3-1 I I Calendar 3 Police Beal 5 Stranger 1-10 Features 11-13 spons 14 Entenainment 15 S t a f f Box Editor-in-Chief Kregg Jacoby Business Manager Nicole McQuestion Assistant Editor BeckyDuba Desktop! Design Kregg Jacoby Copy Editor BeckyDuba Ad Designer Nicole McQu~stion Photo Editor JeffAlley Photographers Daniel Yaris ' Entertainment Editor Chris Summy Ranger Advisor Dave Buchanan Writers Brenda Dunham Elizabeth George Jennie Morris Sarah Olsen Beth Reed Ranger Office Wyllie D-139C ph. 262.595.2287 fax 262.595.2295 The Ranger is published every other Thursday throughout the semester by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, who are solely responsible for it's editorial policy and content. Letters to the Editor policy: The Ranger encourages letters to the Editor. letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered 10 the Ranger office (WYLL D-139C) or e-mailed to jacob02O@uwp.edu. Letters must be typed and include the author's name and phone number. Letters must be free from misleading or libelous content. leiters that fail to comply will not be published. For publica- tion purposes, author's name can be withheld, but only upon request. The Ranger reserves the right to edit all letters. The I n Box The short amount of space this week encourages me to be brief. We have a new Stranger this week, and we went all out. In the spirit of the Onion we threw out all the stops and took the humor to the edge. Some might find the content a little strong, or offensive and I want you to feel free to send feedback to me at jacob020 @Uwp.edu or stop by the Ranger Office in Wyllie D-139C. As always, if you don't like something don't read it. I would real- ly appreciate knowing how the student body feels about this experimental Stranger. Editor Kregg Jacoby OBIOlng Events UW-Parkside Student Art Exhibition, now through April 20, free, Com. Arts Gallery, hours: Mon/Thur, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.; Tue/Wed, 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. UW-Parkside Drama Dept. presents Moliere's "Scapin," April 20, 10 a.m.. April 20, 21, 22, 28, and 29, 7:30 p.m.; Com. Arts Theater, tickets: $10 adults, $7 students, faculty, staff, seniors. SlId us your evenlS Groups, organizations, clubs, team, and departments send your information to be pub- lished in The Ranger Calender. This service is free and intended to promote awareness of campus events. Please indicate that this infonnation is to be used in The Ranger Calendar. Any event or Information not in accordance with this intention may not be published. Any events longer that 3 days in duration will be put in the Ongoing events section. Questions about appropriate content may be directed to the editor at x2287 or in person at The Ranger Office in Wyllie D-137C. Ranger News Meeting Join the planning for next semesters Ranger! • Noon Concert: UW- Parkside Orchestra, Carter Simmons, con- ductor, Wednesday Union Cinema Theater, free. Soup & Substance noon, Union 104, free soup, bread, and crackers served, everyone welcome. Info Break: "Meet the Instructional Designer" w IJim Robinson noon, Learning Tech Center, Wyllie 0150. free. Softball: UW-Parkside vs. St. Francis 3 p.m. (2 games) Ranger News Meeting Join the planning for next semesters Ranger! Baseball: UW- Parkside vs. Viterbo 1 p.m. (2 games) Softball: UW-Parkside vs. Olivet Nazarene 3 p.m. (2 games) Noon Concert: UW-Parkside Percussion Ensemble, Debbie Katz Knowles, director Communication Arts-D118, free. Out & About event: "Rocky Horror Picture Show," pre- show with live cast from Chicago begins at l.Ip.m. fol- lowed by midnight showing, dry props only, Union Cinema Theater, admission: $2, open to the public __----iii .............- Baseball: UW- Parkside vs. ~ Indianapolis (2 games) Criminal Justice Colloquium: The Interface Between Psychiatry and Criminology w /Dr. George Palmero 11 a.m. Union 104-106, free Latino Film Festival: "Golpes a Mi Puerta" (Knocks at My Door), Spanish w I subtitles noon and 7 p.m. Union Cinema Theater, free Friends of the UW-Parkside Library: "Bird Watching," w I expert from Kalmbach Publishing 7 p.m., Overlook Lounge Level 2 of the library, free, Next Issue of The Ranger including an all new stranger section. Out & About event: 1 ;;1i~ Blue Jeans Day wear jeans to show support for Gay and Lesbian issues Apri/15 • Women's History Month Event: Scavenger Hunt, 9 a.m. UW -Parkside campus and surrounding community. Noon Concert: UW-Parkside Brass Ensemble, Mark Eichner, director, Friday Union Cinema Theater, free Baseball: UW·Parkside vs. Southern Indiana noon, (2 games) Softball: UW-Parkside vs. SIU-Edwardsville 1 p.m. (2 games) April 16 Baseball: UW-Parkside vs. Sill-Edwardsville (2 games) Humanities Workshop w IFrank Hubbard, associate dean, Marquette grad school 3 p.m., Com. Arts 140, for stu- dents in English, foreign lan- guage, communications, phi- losophy, music, and drama Latino Film Festival: "Danzon,' Spanish w /subtitles 7 p.m., Union Cinema Theater, free Softball: UW-Parkside vs. Southern Indiana 1 p.m. (2 games) Student recital: Melissa Devan, violin; Michele Chovan, cello 3:30 p.m., Com. Arts Room 0-118, free. Apri/22 Baseball: UW- Parkside vs. Indianapolis noon, (1 game) 3 4 TwO oul & About Week EvenlS Frida, Out & About Week, Uw-Parkside's celebra- tion of diversity, concludes Friday with-appro- priately enough-a party. Sponsored by the cam- pus Gay and Lesbian Organization (GLO), the week comes to a close with Blue Jeans Day. Wear jeans on Friday to show your support for gay and lesbian issues. Then wear something a little more outrageous for "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." The pre-show featuring the Rocky cast from Chicago, starts at 11 p.m. in the Union Cinema Theater. The movie starts at mid- night. Bring your rice and playing cards but leave the squirt guns and hot dogs home. Admission to $2. ,0 8 (\j A Word In Spanish The first-ever UW-Parkside Latino Film Festival continues Thursday and Friday with the final two of five films to be shown at the Union Cinema Theater. Both are free. Thursday, April 13, "Colpes a Mi Puerta" (Knocks at My Door) will be shown at noon and 7 p.m. The film "Danzon," will conclude the series F-riday, April 14, at 7 p.m. If you've never experienced a foreign film before, this is your chance. And don't worry, all of the films have subtitles so you don't have to be fluent in ~panish. Taking on Masks 01 RaCB The Center for Ethnic Studies continues its "Talking Color" series on race relations today, April 13. The program, titled "Taking Off the Masks of Race:' features three short presenta- tions by the University's Theater of Empowerment and a discussion involving UW- Parkside students, faculty, and the community. The program is free and open to the public. It will be held in the Union Bazaar beginning at 2 p.m. Be Inlormed workshop APril 14 An informational workshop designed specif- ically for UW-Parkside students in the Humanities is scheduled for Friday, April 14. Students in English, communications, foreign language, philosophy, music, and drama are urged to stop participate. The program features Frank Hubbard, Associate Dean of Marquette University's Graduate School, Kim Goldsmith of Parkside's Career Center, several Humanities faculty members, and at least one alumnus-a doctoral candidate in English at UW- Milwaukee. The programs begins at 3 p.m. in Communication Arts 140. For more informa- tion, call Mary Lenard at ext. 2644. Unlle 10 flghl Hunger Rocks Racine The UW-Parkside Circle K Club is hosting the "Unite to Fight Hunger 2000" benefit con- cert. It's a five-hour event, featuring six live bands and a DJ, at Racine's Memorial Hall, Friday, April 14, from 6 p.m. to 1 a.m. A portion of the funds raised will go to the Hunger Clean Up program to fight hunger in Wisconsin and around the world. Funds also will be donated to fight Iodine Deficiency Disorder,' the leading cause of preventable birth defects and mental retardation in developing countries. Admission is $8, or bring a canned good to donate and admission is just $6. Everything collected will be donated to food pantries in Kenosha and Racine. UWP hosts State Supreme Court along with University Cabinet, attended the infor- mal session. Students were able to ask questions of the justices, The lunch gave students the opportu- nity to hear first-hand about benefits and chal- lenges of a law career and what it's like to have black robes as everyday wearing apparel instead of as a fashion statement. uw-P Student Art Exhibit now open What do "Lassie the Rubber Chicken: Protector of Mankind," "Man, Woman, Banana & Bird," and "Seahorse" have in common? No, they aren't new Marvel Comics, They are works of art created by UW-Parkside students, which are now on display in the Com. Arts Gallery, The exhibition features dozens of interesting pieces ranging from ceramics to oil paintings to sculptures. Kurt Erdman says he crafted "Seahorse" from blood, sweat, tears, and steeL The Parks ide student artists involved include Heidi Baehr, Laura Bahr, James Berry, Rebecca Bigalke, Christopher T. Bray, Cat Brogan, Erdman, Joel Hinds, Darren Holland, Elizabeth Hurlbut, Rebekah Ide, Kiirsten Ketter, Katie Lemke, Mary Ann Logic, Nadia Londre, Brandon Minga, Dorothy Reuter, Paul Rhyne, Nicole Schlitz, Kyle Scuglik, Britton Sliwinski, Michael Theuer, Linda L Wawiorka, and Mandi Zullo. The admission price is free and the exhibition continues through April 20, Gallery hours are Monday and Thursday 11 a.m. to 5 p,m.; Tuesday and Wednesday, 11 a.rn. to 8 p.m. Enter 'Name the Newsletter' contest and win $100 The Alumni Association is sponsoring a contest to name the new alumni newsletter, The prize for your creative genius?' $100! Entries must be received by noon on Friday, April 28 and can be submitted via email at simpson@uwp.edu or in the Alumni Relations Office, Wyllie 3320, Entries should contain your name, phone, and suggestion. The newsletter will be sent to all alumni four times a year and will include UWP I alumni events, updates on alumni, and more. For further informa- tion about the alumni association please contact Mike Farrell, Alumni Association Board President at mike.farrelleshaack.com or Andrea Simpson, Director of Annual Giving and Alumni Relations at simpsoneeuwp.edu. Campus community band and Belle City brassworks perform Erin Knobbe Musicians throughout the community and stu- dents from Parkside joined together recently in the Communication Arts Theater to perform live as the UWP Community Band and Belle City Brassworks. Students, community members, and Parkside alumni from southeastern Wisconsin compose the Community Band and Belle City Brassworks. The Parkside Band performed Gustav Holst's "Hammersmith", "Danse Bacchanale" by Camille Saint-Saens, as well as John Phillip Sousa's "The Invincible Eagle", Professor Mark Eichner, who directs the Community Band said, "We perform about four concerts a year and this gives some of the UW- Parkside band members the opportunity to partici- pate in more than one band, About nine of the group are Parkside students, The rest are members of the community' and some are alumni." Professor Eichner not only direct the Community Band, b'ut he also directs the UW-Parkside Band and heads the music departments on campus, The Belle City Brassworks, under the batton of conductor Douglas [ohnson, performed the "Suite in B-ftat" by Gordon Jacobs, "Death or Glory" by RB. Hall, as well as "Fanfare" and "Alma Mater" by Sheldon Mehr. For their grand finale, the two bands joined forces to perform "overture on Russian and Khirgiz Themes" by Dmitri Shostakovich, The Parkside Community Band is 'expected to perform again on May 4 with special guest Bob _ Gloppenn, a tuba player from Chicago, News B r i e f s They are the stars of the Wisconsin judicial sys- .,-------------1-- tern, and while none of them are as recognizable as Judge Judy, when they come to lunch it's an occa- sion. Seven justices of the Wisconsin Supreme Court met with UW-Parkside students and faculty on Friday, April 7. The one-hour luncheon took place in the Galbraith Room, About 20 students and ten faculty members, Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 29, issue 4 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Climb; Climb for Cancer pits 4 students against 14,411 foot mountain Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document - - 2 0 0 0 C\l ~ ..:t- C\l ~ "" ..:t- O) ~ III 8 III H Ins ide Climb lor Cancer Four UWP students head for the top to benefit cancer research. 5 Busted Police Beat is back. Are you ready? • 6 Votes are In Results from the PSGA elections and a report from the first mee~g. 12 Hall 01 Fame Gerald Greenfield's programs and teaching gains him a place in the Educators Hall of Fame. 13 Mission Will Mission to Mars make it to sci-fi cult status? Read the review and find out. S e c t i 0 n s News 3,.1 Calendar 3 Police Beal 5 Features 8-12 Commentary 13 .Entertainment 14-15 Sports 16 S t a f f Box Editor-in-Chief Kregg Jacoby Business Manager Nicole McQuestion Assistant Editor BeckyDuba Desktopl Design Kregg Jacoby Copy Editor BeckyDuba Ad Designer Nicole McQuestion Photo Editor JeffAlley Photographers Daniel Yaris Entertainment Editor Chris Summy Ranger Advisor Dave Buchanan Writers Brenda Dunham Elizabeth George Jennie Morris Sarah Olsen Beth Reed Ranger Office Wyllie D-139C ph. 262.595.2287 fax 262.595.2295 The Ranger is published every other Thursday throughout the semester by students of the University of Wisoo11sin-Parkside, who are solely responsible for it's editorial policy and content. • letters to the Editor policy: The Ranger encourages letters to the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger office (WYlL D-139C) or e-mailed to jacobOZOOuwp.edu. Letters must be typed and include the author's name and phone number. Letters must be free from misleading or libelous content. Letters that fail to comply will not be published. For publica- tion purposes. author's name can be withheld, but only upon request. The Ranger reServes the right to edit all letters. I n The Box Editor • Kregg Jacoby Spring Break ends, and I accomplished zero. I didn't even get to go any- where exotic. How many of you are sitting there thinking that the semester is half over and you have yet to begin. The work continues to pile up, and time continues to slide by. Welcome to my nightmare. In homage to the 2.5 students that are caught or even ahead of the game here are my suggestions for the end of the semester. 1. Get off work for the Main Event. The plans are starting to corne togeth- er, and it sounds like a real sucess. Check next issue for a full update. 3 2. If you are a senior planning on graduating this spring or next December then get your graduation summary. This will help you make plans for what you need to accomplish . 3. Talk to your professors. Overall, these are nice people who want you to succeed. If you are behind, they may be able to help you. 4. Don't get all stressed out. Sometimes a break can help you focus. So, take advantage of the rec center and athletic facility. You do pay for them. 5. Join a club, organization or other worth cause. Don't waste all your time partying. Not only will you be doing something worthwhile, you will meet new friends and have fun. Plus, it looks great on school admissions and resumes. While your looking for a group, consider the Ranger News. There are openings for Editor, Business Manager, Assitant Editor, Reporters, Office Assistants and more. The Ranger can provide a forum for your work, and a chance to show the school what's important. Each staff has full editori- al control and the opportunity to do what you can't right now. Be your own boss and make all the decisions. ,.golng Evenls • Foreign Film Series: "The Thief," Russia W /subtitles, Apr. 6-9, Union Cinema Theater, 7:30p.m. Thurs./Fri., 8 p.m. Sat., 2 p.m. Sun. Admission by season pass. • UW-Parkside Student Exhibition, April 10 to 28, Com Arts Gallery, hours: Monday/Thursday, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.; Tuesday/Wednesday, 11 a.m. to 8 p.m., free. • Out & About Week 2000, April 10 to 14, events are free or reasonably priced, campus and community welcome. Sponsored by the Gay & Lesbian Organization. Sind us VourevenlS Groups, organizations, clubs, team, and departments send your information to be published in The Ranger Calender. This service is free and intended to promote awareness of campus events. Please indi- cate that this information is to be used in The Ranger Calendar. Any event or information not in accor- dance with this intention may not be published. Any events longer that 3 days in duration will be put in the Ongoing events section. Questions about appropriate content may be directed to the editor at.x2287 or in person at The Ranger Office in Wyllie D-137C. ---- Perspectives on Religious Issues: "Hitler's Pope: The Secret History of Pius XII" by John Cornwell, w IUW-Parkside Prof. of History Laura Cellctt, noon, Union 104, free. Panel discussion w (Prof. MichaeJ Pheyer, Marquette University, Rabbi Dina Feingold, Beth Hillel Temple, Kenosha, Prof. Laura Gellott, 7 p.m., Greenquist 103, Softball doubleheader:: UW-Parkside vs. Carthage College 3 p.m. Women's History Month: Guest speaker: Lois VanderWaerdt on Affirmative Action, Union Cinema Theater, April 3, 6:30 p.m. Pac Man VCR novelty, only $1 per video 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Union Square, open to the campus community sponsored by PAR • Sacred Circle: "Maawanji'iding:" Ojibwe Histories and Narratives W /Carol Lee Saffioti-Hughes, noon, Com Arts 233 Baseball doubleheaders Uw-Parkside vs. UW-Whitewater ! p.m. Noon Concert: Paul Spencer Adkins, tenor, Union Cinema Theater Baseball doubleheader: UW- Parkside vs. Lewis, noon Sacred Circle: Seven Springs Drum music event, 7:30 p.m., Main Place Spring Poetry Fling: Poetry and prose by English faculty, noon, Overlook Lounge, second floor of library Women's History Month: "A Musical Romp through Women's History," w /musidan and artist Gerri Gribi, 7 p.m., Union Cinema Theater Noon Concert: University Chorale and Voices of Parkside, James Kinchen, conductor Union Cinema Theater. Softball doubleheader: UW-Parkside vs. Lewis 3 p.m. Breakfast Seminar:: Sight Loss: Implications and Remedies Tallent28! 7:30 to 9;30 a.m. Sacred Circle: Film "Po¥nNowHighway" and discussion w IJudy Logsdon 2 p.m., Greenquist 103 Noon Concert: Elaine Skorodin, violin, wfTim Bell , saxo- phone, and Dana Burnett, piano, Friday, Union Cinema Theater. UW-Parkside Christian Fellowship presents "Overcoming the Matrix: Responding to the Reality:' 8 p.m., Molinaro 132. Next Issue of The Ranger including an all new stranger section. Southeastern Wisconsin Educators' Hall of Fame Banquet Union Dining Room, 6 p.m. For information, call Joe Kiemen at ext. 2400. Science on Saturday 8 a.m. to 1 p.m. April! For information, call Carolyn Fenske, ext. 3340. , Baseball doubleheader. UW-Parkside vs. IUPU-Fort Wayne noon, April 1 . Softball doubleheader. UW-Parkside vs. St. joseph 1p.m.,April! UW-Parkside Precollege Awards Banquet, April 8, 5 to 9 p.m. Union Dining Room. Call ext. 2416 for information. 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Questions about oppropriate content may be din.~ to the t-drtor at x2287 or ln person at The Ranger O({ice in Wyllie 0-137C. Spring lheik! Wolbtn"$ Hi&tory Month: 0\1$/l pl"(M'n.ts di$cu$ion qn ('(lntribu- tioru; by mi11(1rity women in Amtrian IIOcirty noun, OMSA t..oww-, Wyllie Hall Women's Hi,to.yM°"th; Weight M.111,ah-ement & Hcrb.t.l R--i-. 'I~ Ii p rn Un.ion 104 f'rtdttick Winlert1, IJ\\'-Parl.sid~ '11 favcnitt' hypnot!St 3pm Union Cinrma, $2 pubUc, St UW . rark$ilk stud~,1s ,xn,orecl by PA8. .Ranger NeW8 Ml-cting Noon Wylli<" D-137C Women'f Hittary Month: K.iren Jo hNOn. :,.;ow Vitt president. AOCll\, lhuon IOt ..... Women', ffilltOf)' Month: OMSA pn:-i,ents dr,(uSSi.,on on contribu· bl,nt by truOOl"ity women in Atrler'k.ln society, noon. OMSA l.owlg< . Saaied Circle m1.i:bn~ noon, Com,Art:,233,fl'('t , Spring Break! Women'tl Hiftury Month: Womt"n: O\.\Ueng"'6. &rricr.l, tnequalibe$. & Om:r.i1ty, w/K,;aren }l.lhn:)(,n, NOW vice pr('$Q.-nt, 7 p.m., Ul\lon Cinc1na llleatt!r, 1 ..... Spring Bre;1k? UW-Puksldc Summer Job F,1ir CJ--.31)a.m. ta l:JOp..m. Upper M11in l'l:sa:, free. S;i.c:rcd Ci.rdt NatJvt AmtTk,t,n OigantuUon ptt9CJ'.1b$f!Olker Jo.AM S.ilwn t0.un .. Molin11mJ17, ~. Noon Concert Ml:IOMll'liil Uni<,n Citlem.l llw.l~r, frtt. Wo.ll'ltn'.9 lUt1tory Month: ·Quiet Pll:S,S;'lge,: J.tplll"le$C W •rbrides & Their Experi~ m Amemf'I Culture noon, Molinaro 1 11 , fr~ . Noon o.,n«,rt Recital: Continuing Mus.: Ma»f ~r.ship tteiptt!nts. Wc:dne-iday, Union Cm«N Thl!lllct", lttt. S•ft Spring Break All d.1y, Upper 'A•in Pl.,ci-, ,pclMlnt!d by Pt!tr Health £duca1or.1. Film: "Thf' Pqw.·er of R.act Unity 12-:.lC) p.m., Union 207, fre. • !>poo;on"d by the Bahai Oub. Spring Bruk! Wo lrc,d,:; t-1ocktl• A«"4 h> U\'1 l'Mbldcw/Sandy Ol,,~·k.M.b 1-&.ulttc,& 8i11Uv~• l..'tOp.m., ~ T«hCtnlff. W)'llf.015'11),~ fkiitnds of t1w UW ..... ..._MU U~ "\~! r..x-Juitkt\." w/lht: R,:v . 0,, ftd(,(, MWllfflbda,, 1p.-.~ lou"S",, ~ 1 o/ bl;>r,oty. AIU< AUVI:?: ?1#:np~ard Oi,w~~ m~ 7.ll)p.ll'I .. COISI NW Tht0111't,tkltt't,:$l7.0.llt'.l(L nt,. l\W~ .U..: 't. ik- b 8Nuti"4. ltidy w/lll.lbtill,.,, UnionC.-U~wr. 7Jllp.a Th~/friJAy, (j)f'(lrJlll'd- ~11v!Mlbwl- Next Issue of The Ranger including an all new stranger sed.ion. Continuing Eduatioo 1Hirie11;: ~ulture Counts. Working Erf«tlvely w/Ultlno Politicnt.. Clk!nt:s.,& fMUl.ies" 9:'.'IO ;'l.m. to 3:30 p.m. Union Ci:nem-, Theiner. Call e.ict. 2312. Anime Fntinl 6 p.m. to m.id"W\t M•Jituun 1m_._r1 ,i 1M, r.,,. \?\·~ wekocnt, !op(.ltt~ by PaOOide A.soocilition for w,rg..,m..-n,. Spring Bruk! s- CoDttrt: Student Ri<d-tal, Frtd.ay, Union Clnemil Thr-1~. fn:e . Racc, ct-. and ~ndtr Sh1dy Croup: 'Thl" Ombu Tree," discus- .,;ion led by Robertol 8,:, ttmik, free, 3.30p.m.., MoliNro ttaU room lU, fttii:. Fomgn fili:n;-U/t Is tk"utifut• Italy w/subtltb, Uni()n Cinema Thea!Jtr, 7;30 pm . ThWW;'iy/Frid.sy Mmill,.'Qon by~ pu; (pn,>o rah:d xason pii1.S9tS ,v.,il11blc). Spring Bruk ! Pr«o ll tg" Spring Aademyw/ Multitultural Quiz. Bowl and edUGoltional 1,1,'()Jk.shops. }.UJ\"h 25, 8:30 un. to 3 p.m .• Unic,,n CW\Cttla Tht-ill('l', ffl"C 11nd open to the pub l K. Foc:us on Womtn Co n krtntt, S. 1h111)J)', M111. z;, conff.ft~6 a.m. to S p.m.,. tettption/ o11w,11ds pt"('Sfflt.abOR 6 p.m... Corrunurlk,1tion Affl a:nd Upp« MIiin ~ butldings. '= "'All Evtning in lb.ly," S..l\lnby, Mlltdl.25, Union 8/1:t.S/lt, L1\lon CIJ\('1l'\;1 Thl".lttt, UNOO OlM\g Room, clinnet, film. d.Micing to li~ MUSIC', .ldm.i$Sion : UW-P.arkslde focu). ty,i.U.ff,JJ\d students$ll50 per petS01\ nwke Mlffl'\•abOtlS by \fan:h 15, 1po1buf'OO by the O.,ntcr f.:w folltl'n.itlONJ Studit:'!I. F<»tign fil m: ''Lift Is &1t1tiful," l!aly w/$00titb,. u,uon Cinem.i Thcat.!r, 8 pm, S..twd;'ly lpm.Sund.sy Atlmi"""""' hy ~ pu!I (pro- mt,:d ~ ~•vailabJe), Hi gh schoo l art now on displav in ua11erv Art by students from 14 area high schools is now on display at the Communication Arts Gallery. The 11th High School Art Invitational Exhibition open March 5 and contin- ues through March 27. Exhibition coordim1tvr ,u,d UW- Parkside Art Professor Dennis Bayuzick said the exhibition cele - brates the diverse creative talents of students in local high school art pro- grams. "The pieces are selected on the basis of creativity and craftsman - ship," Bayuzick explained. "People who view this exhibition will= tra- ditional tcclvuques like oil painrin&-"', ceramic pottery, and day sculptures to more exotic media such as blown glass and computer art." Bayuzick said the artwork, about 1 00 pieces in all, is chosen by area high school art teachers. The artists are students at Racine's J. J. Case, Horlick, Par k Prairie Schoo l, Racine Lutheran, St. Catherine's, and Walden Ill, Ke n osha's Bradford, Re u ther, Tremper, St. Joseph, and Indian Tr ail high schoo l s; and Shoreland Lut h eran, and Westosha Centra l in Kenos ha Cou n ty. The exhibit i on coincides with Nat i onal Youth Art Month in March . Regular gallery hours are 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Mondays and Thu rsdays, and 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Admission is free and the quahty and crea ti vity on d isplay may sur- prise you . 12 7 I I ft 3 I.' >( -· ------- · --==- Briefs Donna Carr 1941-2000 University of Wisconsin-Parkside students and faculty lost a good friend and teacher when DoMa Carr passed away on Friday, Feb. 25, at the age of 59. Donna was an associate professor of mathemat • ics. Donna came to UW-Parkside in 1989. She served as Math Department Chairperson from 1995 to 1998. A memorial was he ld for her on Friday, March 3, in the Galbraith Room, on the third floor of Wyllie Hall. This is the second UW-Parkside faculty member to pass away during the school year. Late in 1999, retired Psyc hology Professor Geula Lowenberg died from injuries suffered in a traffic accident Spring • IDi• Have any llpM'e ..... pensive $pl'D1(\ niirrr: I I on financial~ range in length&...•• Courses and e I I I s • Debt-"- and to 12:30 p.m. Debt shows partidpllnlJ F 11 mortgages without la I I lk jobs. Cost is M2 whid! ., dr I F ter is March 18. • Swing Dana!, Mot,. ;s 8 p.m., community. S6t. Parkside students and., 1j summer weddlng,I and shows that swing da .... 11 Deadline b' ng' 9 • .,._. 31 • Sucoes9ful M(N)' April 4 to 25, « Thundlyl.. person or couple. lie at • basics of investillg, • by March31. • Power WaDdng. T I ,,,. 7:30 p.m., COfflD\llllitJ: $21; UW-Parkside ._. ... stride and find out &oat · best exercise at any • • The Asian Diet Pill\ 12., 6 to 8 p.m., cwwiidl). UW-Parbide aludmltn to maintain optimal hllllu•• mon ailments wid\o•~JII-D For more infonnab aid.a call (262) 637-9592. News Visit 11a1v and never leave Kenosha, here's how The University of Wisconsin-Parkside honors the majesty of Rome, Milan, Venice, and aU the historic points in between during "An Evening in Italy." Sponsored by the Center for International Studies, this five-hour celebratfon of all things Italian takes place Saturday, March 25, in the University's Union Bazaar and Union Dining Room. Start the evening with hors d'oeuvres and wine, then enjoy the Academy Award-winning film "Life is Beautiful" starring double Osca,--winner Roberto Benigni. A full course Italian buffet and live music by Soundings rounds out this festive evening. Admission is $25 per person. UW-Parkside faculty, staff, and students, senior citizens, and groups of six or more are admitted for S22.50 per person. Children age 12 and under will be admitted for $12.50. Reservations must be made no later than Wednesday, March IS. For more information; call the Center for International Studies at ext. 2701, or contact Laurie Odegaard at laurie.odegaard@uwp.edu via e-mail. Abbott grant suppons science education, diversitv UW-Parkside recently received an $18,000 grant from the Abbott Laborato ri es Fund to help support science education programs and diversity initiatives at the school. Through internship and scholarship programs, as weU as a travelling education program, the grant will help current and future UW-Parksidc students gain access to quality Science education and prepare fur mt,aningf ut p•• Liup•Lion in a diverse workforce. "We have a shared stake in improving the educational life of our region and we are proud to partner with one of our region's leading scientific innovator," said UW -Parkside Vice Chancellor and Provoot John Ostheimer. A portion of the grant will be used to establish an annual minority internship in the Office of Equity and Diversity, which will focus o n the recruitment, rete n- tion, and development of minority students and faculty as part of UW-Parkside 's Plan 2008 for diversity . The Abbott Laboratories gran t will also subsidize scholar - ships for the Minority Pre-College Program, which provides college l earn ing experiences to area students from grades 6 - 12, and support the continued deliv - ery of the UW-Parkside Great White Wave Machine to local elementary schools. The UW-Parkside Great White Wave Machine demonstrates to fourth and filth grade students that science is fun. About 4,000 students each year learn that waves don't just happen on Lake Michigan. And while they learn about waves through the use of a dozen interactive science exhibits, the students also learn the underlying concepts of science. "Abbott Laboratories is c::omm.itted to supporting initiatives that provide v.l lu- able educational opportunities for minority students and help to prepare our future workforce," said Cindy Schwab, vice president of the Abbott Laboratories Fund. United Council launches Site Students Can Reach UC at www.uni tedc ouncil.net Madison-United Council, Wisconsin's statewide student association, is proud to launch its new website at www.unitedcouncil.net. The site will provide stu- dents with information about legislative, academic, multicultural, and women's issues, and contains links to many valuable places for students. 'We are excited to announce o ur new and improved website. This will give s tu dents the opportunity to access our resources more efficiently and allow inter• ested people to obtain current information abo ut United Council," said Michelle Diggles, President of Un ited Council. Th~ United Council of UW S~d~ts is the nation's oldes~ largest and most effective statewide students assooation, representing over 140,000 students at 24 UW campuses. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 29, issue 3, March 9, 2000 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 29, issue 2 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Time Warp Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 3 Issue 2 f Vol. 291 Feb 2*f, 2000 o o 0 CM •> CM 1 CM <D 3 W W M CM CM » •• X r03 C^ 00 CM CM £ ir\ • CM VO CM • • § Qi Editor-in-Chief Kregg Jacoby Business Manager Nicole McQuestion Assistant Editor Becky Duba Desktop/ Design Kregg Jacoby Copy Editor Constance Rovelstad Ad Designer Nicole McQuestion Photo Editor Jeff Alley Photographers Daniel Yaris Entertainment Editor Chris Summy Columnist Vito Tribuzio Ranger Advisor Dave Buchanan Ranger Office Wyllie D-139C ph. 262.595.2287 fax 262.595.2295 Staff Photos Tim Overocker 7 The Stranger's inside Forget everything you thought you knew. This is all new. Money! Money! Money! PSGA approves a 12.9% budget increase resulting in $58 per person fee hike. 12 Let s do the time warp again Ambitious project to transform theater sets stage for When You Comin' Back Red Ryder . 11 Lip lock PDA takes on a whole new meaning as couples learn The Art of Kissing. 13 Skywalker strikes back Beth Reed attempts to get up close and personal with Mark Hamill. News 3-6 Calendar 3 Stranger 7-10 Features 11-12 Commentary 13 Sports 14 Entertainment 15 The Ranger is published every other Thursday throughout the semester by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, who are solely responsible for it's editorial policy and content. Letters to the Editor policy: The Ranger encourages letters to the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger office (WYLL D- 139Q or e-mailed to jacob020@uwp.edu. Letters must be t yped and include the author's name and phone number. Letters must be free from misleading or libelous content. Letters that fail to comply will not be published. For publica­tion purposes, author's name can be withheld, but only upon request. The Ranger reserves the right to edit all letters. The In Box Editor Kregg Jacoby I have a little good news and a little bad. The plans for color have been pushed back one issue because funding has come up short. It's very dis­couraging that a newspaper that is trying so hard to be a true student forum is constantly assaulted with lack of f unds, lack of interest and a real lack of a ny genuine sense of community. The community I refer to is that of the student organizations here at Parkside. More than anything else, they should represent the backbone of a strong Parkside community. Classes may come and go, but it is the groups that keep students motivat­ed to work towards a common goal and to stick around the campus to part of something bigger than themselves. And these groups need to work together. Being unified would give each group a bigger base of people to count on and help cut costs. To all the students who are not a member of a group, don't think this doesn't effect you. Take a look at the PSGA story on page 5. All student fees are being increased by $58 per year to pay for some huge increase in a few groups budgets. How are these groups help­ing you? If y ou're not a member are you just throwing your money away? I'm not claiming the increases were not warranted, but the student body needs to police these groups to make sure the money is not being wasted. On the lighter side, I'm pleased to announce the very first Stranger of the semester. It's gleefully juvenile, wondrously witty and an all-around strange experience. If you like what you see or have any other ideas, drop us a message at the office in Wyllie D-139C, call 595-2287 or email jacob020@uwp.edu. Any groups or departments that have info they want covered drop us a story or story idea. Talk with the Ranger and we'll make sure it gets out to the student body. Th e Ranerer Calendar lues Ongoing Events UW-Parkside Winter Carnival, Feb. 28 to March 3. Events and times to be announced. UW-Parkside celebrates Women's History Month. Events and times to be announced. Send us your events All groups, organizations, clubs, team, and departments send your information to be pub­lished in The Ranger Calender. This service is free and intended to promote awareness of campus events. Any information that does not comply with this intention may not be pub­lished. Any events longer that 3 days in duration will be put in the Ongoing events section. Questions about appropriate content may be directed to the editor at x2287 or in person at The Ranger Office in Wyllie D-137C. wed. thur. fri "'I Ranger News Meeting Noon Wyllie D-137C Black History Month event: Scavenger Hunt, 6 to 8 p.m., Molinaro Concourse: the Black Student Union invites you to seek and find objects and win prizes. It's free and open to the campus community. Ranger News Meeting Noon Wyllie D-137C Health Program: Safe Spring Break Week, March 6, 7,8,9, all day, Upper Main Place, sponsored by the P.H.E. Noon Concert Series: James and Susan McKeever, piano duo Communication Arts Theatre, noon, free Arts: ALIVE! pre­sents: Peking Acrobats 7:30 p.m., Com. Arts Theater, tickets: $12.50. Soup & Substance: Aromatherapy w/Sharon Pfaff, Union 207, noon Free soup, bread, and crack­ers are served. Everyone is welcome to attend. Noon Concert Series: Lisa White and Kathryn Kamp, sopranos, Union Cinema Theater, free Continuing Education Breakfast Seminar: Loss of the Sense of Touch: Implications and Remedies 7:30 to 9:30 a.m. Tallent Hall room 281 Women's basketball vs. Bellarmine, SAC 5:30 p.m. Men's basketball vs. Bellarmine SAC 7:30 p.m. Race, Class, and Gender Study Group: "Gardens in the Dunes" by Leslie Marmon Silko, discus­sion led by facilitator Carol Lee Saffioti-Hughes, 3:30 p.m., Molinaro 111, free When You Comin' Back Red Ryder Feb. 25/26, Mar. 3/4,7:30 p.m Augie Wegner Studio Theater Black History Month event: Fashion Show 8 to 10 p.m.. Union Square 26/ / 27 Regional Science Fair UW-Parkside campus. Women's basketball vs. Kentucky Wesleyan, 1 p.m. Men's basketball vs. Kentucky Wesleyan, 3 p.m. Black History Month event Always and Forever Formal 2000, Saturday, 9 p.m. to 1 a.m., Union Square: Wrestling: NCAA Division II regional meet, eight teams including UW-Parkside, Sunday, Feb. 27, SAC. Community Band and Belle City Brassworks, 7:30 p.m., Communication Arts Theater Foreign Film Series: "My Name Is Joe," Scotland/in English, Mar. 2 to 5, film is shown at 7:30 p.m. Thursday/Friday, 8 p.m. Saturday, 2 p.m. Sunday, Union Cinema Theater at Admission by season pass (prorated season passes available). For informa­tion, c all ext. 2345. Spring Break is almost here! Noon Concert Series: Jonathan Winkle, trombone, Communication Arts-D118 11th UW-Parkside High School Art Invitational Exhibit, March 5 through March 27, Communication Arts Gallery Monday/Thursday 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. Tuesday/Wednesday 11 a.m. to 8 p.m., free. Correction The Ranger misspelled of the names of V ice President of the PSGA, Paul Ley, and of the newly appointed senator Jason Francel in the article "The New Millennium of the PSGA" from the February 10, 2000 issue. UW-Parkside briefs UW-Parkside students Kenyoda Gill and Luis Benevoglienti were among those honored during the University's Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. celebration in January. Kenyoda and Luis received Community Outreach Awards for work in southeastern Wisconsin that exemplifies Dr. King's principles and vision. One person each from the cities of Kenosha and Racine received the University's Community Service Awards. They were Jameel Ghauri and the Rev. Olen Arrington,. UW-Parkside's Marc Laudonio also was honored during the pro­gram. His essay on Dr. King was selected as an award winning examination of Dr. King's vision and ideals. Seven other students from area elementary schools, middle schools and high schools were also honored for their essays. The awards were presented during UW-Parkside's "Keeping Martin Alive: The Millennium Dream" program. The celebration was held in the Communication Arts Theatre on January 21. The Student Health and Counseling Center is looking for volun­teers to help with its Well Day Health Fair. The events is Tuesday, Feb. 29 from 7:30 a.m. to 9:30 a.m. and again from 1:30 to 2:30 p.m. Volunteers will welcome exhibitors at the Communication Art and Molinaro doors, assist with picking up and returning VCRs, and help with set-up and tear down of displays. If you would like to volunteer, call UW-Parkside Special Events Coordinator Milissa Ehlert at ext. 2011, or stop by the Volunteer Office, Wyllie Hall D173. Need help filing Nobody likes to think about filing income tax forms. Well, if you have a gross adjusted income of $20k a year or less, or you plan to file a federal "EZ" form, help is availabie-and it's free. Intuit, the folks who struck it rich with "Quicken" and "TurboTax," is offering income tax filing services free to low-income taxpayers that file electronically. The company's Quicken Tax Freedom Project is donating web-based income tax prepara­tion and electronic tax filing services. Here's how it works. Using a simple interview method, the Web TurboTax program asks for relevant information and auto­matically calculates and files the tax return. The service covers preparation and filing for both federal and state returns. All major forms and schedules - 1040EZ, 1040A, even the love­ly and talented form 1040 - will be supported. Eligibility is deter­mined by your actual tax information when entered into the Web TurboTax program. The services will be available from Jan. 14 to Oct. 16,2000. Access the Tax Freedom Project at www.quicken.com/free­dom or www.dor.state.wi.us, the state Revenue Department web site. Follow the on-screen interview to enter your tax data and complete your return. You can do this over one or several ses­sions. Then e-file or print your return. If you're filing electronically, you must print the e-file signa­ture form and keep it until you receive your IRS or state acknowledgement/Check the status of your return, 24 to 48 hours after e-filing, by calling (520) 901-3271 or by entering your social security number into a status page on Quicken's Web site. Once accepted, you must enter information onto the paper signa­ture form and follow the program instructions for mailing the form to the revenue agency. If rejected, follow the on-screen instructions to correct and re-file. Intuit uses Secure Socket Layer encryption technology to ensure privacy during preparation and transmission. News Briefs Point... Click... Scholarship With a growing number of Internet companies that give away cash and prizes to consumers just for browsing their Web sites a new site launched this month promises to award $10,000 a day in college scholarship money. Marketers and advertisers fund the scholarships m exchange for rece.vmg valuable consumer information on the lucrative crop of students m their teens addition to the daily prize, Free Scholarships.com plans to award $25,000 each month and $50,000 each quarter. The site will send the check directly to a school college, bank, or educational lending program to help pay for private school, college, or graduate school. College graduates may use the money to pay off th eir student loans, and parents may apply their winnings toward future col­lege bills. Winners must be U.S. citizens over age 13. Some education officials are warning Internet consumers of possible scams. Others are concerned about the implications of using sweepstakes to award scholarships. "You don't need to be a sweepstakes winner to afford college," Mark Cannon, deputy executive director of t he National Association for College Admission Counseling, told the Associated Press. Arts: Alive! series presents Peking Acrobats I UW-Parkside presents The Peking Acrobats on Tuesday, March 7, at 7:30 p.m. in the Comm. Arts Theatre. Part of the University's Arts: ALIVE! series, Joanne Yantis calls The Acrobats the series' family performance. "A number of people I've talked to said they plan to bring their children or grand children to this program," Yantis said. "This is the sort of performance families-and students-can share and then talk about for a long time." The Peking Acrobats is a 26-member troupe of gymnasts, jugglers, contortion­ists, and tumblers that has left audiences worldwide spellbound with their grace and athletic ability. From high wire walkers, to balancing acts performed on a precarious stack of chairs, to a contortionist holding dozens of glasses while perched on the fingertips of one hand, to precision tumbling, The Peking Acrobats is a non-stop, thrill-packed experience. The LA Times said "The Peking Acrobats regularly passed from the seemingly impossible to the virtually unbelievable." Come and be amazed when Arts: ALIVE! present The Peking Acrobats. Tickets are $12.50 for this one-night only performance. For more information, call ext. 2345. Aid t o Study Aboard In the recently passed 1999/2000 State budget, the Wisconsin legislature has appropriated funds to support study aboard opportunities for students who are eligible for financial aid. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside has been allocated several $2,000 grants to assist students wishing to study abroad. Students planning to apply for one of the grants must have their financial aid eligibility certified by the Financial Aid Office (WYLL D191; ext. 2577) and must apply to participate in a study abroad program. Applications for financial aid are due to the Center for International Studies Office by March 20, 2000. Applications should include certification of financial air eligibility and confirmation of participation in, or application to a study abroad program. Applications will be reviewed by the Center for International Studies, and awards will be announced by March 27,2000. This is an exceptional opportunity to take part in a unique learning experi­ence, particularly since academic credit earned through study abroad can be transferred to UW-Parkside. For further information about study abroad pro­grams and financial aid for study abroad, students are encouraged to contact the Center for International Studies (MOLN 367, ext. 2701) as soon as possible. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 29, issue 2, February 24, 2000 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 2/24/2000 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System dr. martin luther king jr. parkside student government association (PSGA) study abroad https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/d24089fed54904d99283fba8206cc1ba.pdf 7f5a40b88d186e3b76fa6ce86deefd8d Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 29, issue 1 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Alarm Sounds On Fire Safety Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document lNue 1 f Vol. 29 f Feb l.O, 2000 on fire safety . ' . 18CIDIRNI 1111111111 -- 111rlnkler dllllate --=' __ _, PIIE .8 d - n ... , I toltNII 8 I n s 1 d e Alarm about fire satatr Fatal fire in a freshman dorm l eads to questions about Parkside's fire safety 13 Sense about soclls Vito expounds on the needs of the homeless and needy in hls usual twisted way. 5 Police Beat All the juicy details of winter break, there's so much we had to ho ld some back to the next issue 11 Question of the week Who is you favorite Sesame Street character? What's wrong with us for asking? 12 live voltage WIPZ has big p l ans for their little station. Plus, a full on-air schedule. S e c t i o n s News Ca lendar Police Beal Features commentarv lntanainment 3-1 3 5 8-12 13 15 S t a f f B O X Editor-in-Chief Kre158 Jacoby Business Ma.nager Nico le McQuesbon Assistant Editor lled<vOuba Desl< t<> p/ Design Kregg Jacoby Copy Editor Connie Rovelst.adt Ad Designe r Nicole McQucstion Photo Editor Jeff Alley Photographers Danie!Yaris Tun Overocker Entertainment Editor Chris Summy Columnist Vito Tribuzio Ranger Advi5o r Dave Buchanan Ranger Office Wyllie D-139C p/1 . 2 62 .595 .2287 fax 262.595 .2295 Staff Phot06 Ti.m Overocker Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 29, issue 1, February 10, 2000 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 28, issue 7 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. AIDS Quilt Warms Parkside Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document �-------==================~===== r-, eo C\I C\I cri en "' C\I eo C\I rn '" '"m uQ) 0 8 n s e Quilled reminder AIDS day brings a poignant reminder of the death toll 14 Vito answers love leiters Towers of fan mail in the office offers little room for furniture 6 Police Beat More mismangement of human waste leads to the case of the week 1 PSGAprocurement A full page of TVs, VCRs and a senator against the proposed budget 15 Ah-nold vs. The Devil Schwarzeneggar takes on the devil for your viewing pleasure S e c t i 0 n s News 3-1 Things 10 do 3 Police Beal 5 Features 8-12 Sports 13 Entertainment 14-15 Classified 15 S t a f f Box Editor-in-Chief Kregg Jacoby Business Manager Nicole McQuestion News Editor BeckyDuba Copy Editor Chris Elst Desktop Kregg Jacoby Nicole McQuestion Ad Designer Nicole McQuestion Photo Editors Daniel Yaris Jeff Alley Tim Overacker Entertainment Editor Chris Summy Columnist Vito Tribuzio Ranger Advisor Dave Buchanan Ranger Office Wyllie D-139C ph. 262.595.2287 fax 262.595.2295 Staff Photos Tim Overacker The Ranger is published every other Thursday throughout the semester by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Subscriptions are available Letters to the Editor policy: The Ranger encourages letters to the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the R,'mger office (WYLL D-139C) or e-mailed to jacubOO2@uwp.edu. Letters must be typed and include the authors name and phone number. Letters must be free from misleading or libelous content. Letters that fail to comply will not be published. For publication purposes, author's name can be withheld, but only upon request. The Ranger reserves the right to edit all letters. �------------------------------~ ranger I things to do 3 The I n Box Editor Kregg Jacoby An interesting article about another college paper came my way and [ thought it reflected well on an often ooerlooked danger to free speech. Sometimes people in power attempt to censor in order to protect others from information they feel might damage them. This may seem harmless, but it in fact is one of the most insidious forms of censorship. Whenever anyone wants to limit information for a higher good or the good of everyone involved, be wary. It may be easy to allow one instance of censorship to slip by, but it can and will quickly turn into a flood that can never be stopped. I'll now try to turn this into a shameless plug for joining The Ranger staff Free speech needs writers to expose, discuss and enlighten the students. Do your part in revealing what's right and wrong with UWP. Skidmore college official disposes 011,000 copies 01 student newspaper Erik Lords, Chronicle of Higher Education New York's Skidmore College's admissions director admitted to stealing more than one thousand copies of the student newspaper to prevent prospective students and their parents from seeing a graphic story about an incident of anti-gay bias. The Skidmore News on November 5 published a front page article that described how a truck parked near a house for gay and lesbian student was smeared with human feces and tagged with a strip of soiled toilet paper. Last Monday, the day of a campus open-house event for high-school students, about 1,000 of the 2,500copies of the weekly paper disappeared from bins in the student center. Editors of the newspaper reported the theft to the police in Saratoga Springs, NY.,where Skidmore is located. Last week, campus officials questioned Mary Lou W. Bates, the admissions director, about the theft. She admitted that she and two of her employees had taken the papers out of the bins early Monday morning and put them out for recycling, according to Robert S. Kimmerle, a spokesman for the college. Ms. Bates told Skidmore officials that she thought the high-school students and parents who would be visiting the college might be offended by the article's graphic photographs and language. Ms. Bates, who was out of town recruiting on Friday, could not be reached for comment. In a statement Thursday, she apologized to the paper and to everyone at Skidmore. "1reacted as a parent and not as a director of admissions," said Bates. "[Removing the papers] was a single action, and it was not directed from anyone above;' Ms. Studley said. "1view this as an appalling and deeply disappointing variance from the longstanding commitment that we have to openness and the exchange of ideas on campus." Shawn McCormack, the editor in chief of the student paper, said he stands by the cover story, despite its blunt material. "We didn't want to tone the story down or butter it up," he said. "Our coverage shows sort of the dread that these students must have come across. 1think it was a good decision. The newspaper's staff struck back in the latest issue of the Skidmore News. The cover is blank, except for one sentence at the bottom, an attributed excerpt of Ms. Bates' statement accepting responsibility for the incident: "1 made the decision to remove the remaining copies of the November 5th issue of the Skidmore News from Case Center." 4 ranger I news briels IIGetting Dutil continues at Wegner Theater The final four performances of the powerful drama "Getting Out" will be held this morning and this weekend at the Augie Wegner Studio Theater on campus. A matinee performance will be Thursday, Dec. 8 at 10 a.m., with evening performances Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, Dec. 9 to I,! at 7:30 p.m." Written by Pulitzer-Prize winning author Marsha Norman, Getting Out tells a story which speaks to the heart as well as the mind. A young girl released from prison struggles to put her life as a cnnunal behind her and fights for the great potential she sees in her future. This two-act play features UW-Parkslde student Jenny Toutant as the main character Arlene and Katie Dane as her rebellious younger persona Arlie. Other major characters Include Tun Bohn as prison guard Bennie and [illian LaVinka as Ruby. Tickets for "Getting Out" are $10 for adults and $7 for seniors: students, faculty, and staff. Seating is limited and tickets are available by calling Diane Smith at ext. 2564. ndrome rrow News Briefs Higher learning made elementarv Melissa Winter On Thursday, Dec. 2, the communications majors in UW-Parkside's Senior Seminar hosted fourth and fifth grade students from Kenosha's Columbus Elementary School for a day of higher learning. The seniors, advised by Professor Jonathan Shailor, decided their senior project would be helping kids learn about protecting the environment and seeing college as a future possibility. The excited children, led by their teachers Mrs. Allen and Ms. Basquez, started their day at the UW-Parkside cross-country course. The kids worked hand-in-hand with the seniors to clean up the debris that had been left there or that had blown there by highway traffic. "I love the way the kids are bonding with our students;' said Shailor. Next, the group headed into the University for some games on recycling. The students ran relays to sort recyclable into their correct containers. The children also took part in a question-and-answer learnmg senes. After lunch, the students participated in art projects. Together, the UW-Parkside and Columbus students formed works of art from what others had seen as "useless garbage." Senior Mike Berry called the day, "An adventurous and enlightening experience. " The kids' excursion also included a guided tour of the University and an appearance by school mascot Ranger Bear. During the tour, the younger students were able to gain a sense of college life and what it takes to go to college. "Parkside is definitely so awesome!" said one Columbus student. The day turned out to be a unique learning experience for all of the students, regardless of their age. GET EXPERJ:ENCE AND GET PAJ:DI Do you love working with children? Do you like challenging work? Are you looking for something rewarding? If you answered YES to all of these questions. we have a very fun job for youl Work one on one with Our child diagnosed with autism. We currently need therapists to help us with our home-based therapy program in Kenosha. He can't learn without your help. Flexible Work Schedulel Work in 2-3 hour sessionsl Paid Training and Paid Travel Providedl $7-$10 Per Hour depending on education, experience and location. Gain Great Experience / Build Your Resumel Just one completed year of college is required. i~~~~arl~~~proje~~~~~fewprOgra~~he~rld~~he' only one in Wisconsin approved and accredited by Dr. Ever- Lovaas. 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There was no damage to the vehicle and nothing else was taken. 11/19/99 Inc 99-812 Theft from Motor Vehicle, Communication Arts parking lot 2:59 p.m. Student reported unknown person broke the driver's side window from her vehicle and took a CD stereo and cell phone. Vehicle registration and owner's manual also taken. No witnesses or suspects. 11/19/99 Inc 99-813 Traffic Violation, Outer Loop Road, 1:57 a.rn. Vehicle was stopped and driver, no university affiliation, was cited for speeding 43 mph in a 25 mph zone. 11/20/99 Inc 99-814 Traffic ViolationOWL Ranger Hall circle drive, 1:14 a.m. Residence Life staff called UPPS regarding an intoxicated driver in front of Ranger Hall. Driver, a student, was cited for Operating While Under the Influence and also for Underage Drinking. 11/20/99 Inc 99-815 Agency Assist, Cl'H G at ern E, 9:26 p.m. UPPS officer assisted Kenosha Sheriff Dept. with an accident. There was damage to both vehicles but no injuries. 11/21/99 Inc 99-816 Harassing Phone Calls, Ranger Hall, 2:50 p.m. Student reported receiving harassing phone calls. Investigation pending. 11/21/99 Inc 99-817 Suspicious Circumstances, Ranger Hall, 10:17 p.m. Student reported a marijuana smell in a hallway. No drug paraphernalia or other evidence was found. Suspect was warned about this alleged activity. 11/22/99 Inc 99~818 Traffic Violation. Driver, no university affiliation, was stopped because she failed to make a stop at a stop sign. A check of DOT records revealed she did not have a valid driver's license. She was issued a citation for driving without a license and given a verbal warning for failure to stop for stop sign. 11/22/99 Inc 99-819 Medical Assist, SAC Pool Area, 7:30 p.m. UPPS received a call from Kenosha Joint Services regarding a subject having a seizure at SAC. Kenosha Med. 5 arrived. but subject, a visitor, refused medical transport. A friend said he would stay with the subject until a family member arrived. 11/23/99 Inc 99-820 Burning Violation, University Apartments, 1:10 a.m. UPPS responded to a reported fire burning outside an apartment. One student stated the fire was already lit when he saw it and he added material to the fire. Suspects made no attempt to extinguish the fire. Citations were issued to the two involved students for unauthorized fire Violation. 11/23/99 Inc 99-821 Traffic Violation, East Lot, 4:34 p.m. While on routine patrol, UPPS officer observed a vehicle parked in a posted, closed parking lot. A DOT check revealed license plates were on the wrong vehicle. Driver, a non-student, was issued a citation for non-registration of vehicle. 11/24/99 Inc 99-822 Traffic Violation, CTH E, East of Wood Road, 1:12 a.m. Driver, a non-student, was cited for speeding 60 mph in a 45 mph zone. 11/24/99 Inc 99-823 Attempted Burglary, Non-residential. Greenquist Hall Rm D286, Beat 8:53 a.m. Employee reported someone had made an attempt to enter a room by removing hinge pins and prying open the lock. 11/25/99 Inc 99-824 Fire Alarm, Union Building, 10:29 a.m. Heating & Chilling advised UPPS of an alarm. Officer checked the area and found a water valve in a mechanical room was spraying water onto a fire alarm pull station. Water was turned off and Facilities Management supervisor notified. 11/27/99 Inc 99-825 Traffic Violation, CTH. E at Wood Road, 12:44 a.m. A driver, no university affiliation, was cited for speeding 61 mph in a 45 mph zone. 11/27/99 Inc 99-826 Traffic Violation, crn. E at Wood Road, 1:20 a.m. Driver, no university affiliation, failed to make a complete stop at a stop sign. Driver was cited for mandatory seatbeIt violation and given a verbal warning for failure to stop at a sign. 11/27/99 Inc 99-827 Alarm, Animal Care Facility, 4:04 p.m. UPPS responded to an alarm which was indicating high temperatures. A check of the area revealed individuals using a hot pressure washer which set of the alarm. Alarm was reset. 11/27/99 Inc 99-828 Alarm, Animal Care Facility, 4:36 p.m. UPPS responded to a heat alarm. Investigation revealed workers using a pressure washer had set off the alarm. Alarm reset. 11/28/99 Inc 99-829 Alarm/Trouble, Cashier's Office, 8:46 a.m. UPPS officer responded to an alarm. Investigation revealed no employees or anyone else in the area and all doors locked and secure. Alarm was reset. 11/28/99 Inc 99-830 Trespassing/ Unauthorized Presence, Ranger Hall, 3:22 p.m. Two students filed a complaint against another student for unlawful entry into their room. Investigation pending. 11/29/99 Inc 99-831 Lost & Found, Molinaro Computer Lab, 5:23 p.m. Student reported a calculator left in a lab. Item is being held at UPPS pending identification by owner. 11/30/99 Inc 99-832 TheIt from Motor Vehicle, Off Campus, 9:15 a.m. Student reported her UW-P parking permit stolen from her car which was parked off campus. Nothing else was missing. Student purchased a replacement. 11/30/99 Inc 99-833 Fire Alarm, Union Building, 9:17 a.m. Power Plant indicated an alarm. Investigation revealed electric contractor had set off the alarm. UPPS officer reset the system. 11/30/99 Inc 99-834 Fire Alarm, Creenquist, 9:10 p.m. Staff member reported an alarm. Officers checked the area and reset the alarm. 11/30/99 Inc 99-835 Medical Assist, Comm. Arts Theater, 9:26 p.m. Student reported a male subject suffering from severe head pain. Kenosha Med. 5 transported victim to Kenosha Memorial Hospital. 12/01/99 Inc 99-836 Traffic Violation, CI1-I JR at CTH E, 1:08 a.m. Driver, no university affiliation, was issued a citation for failure to stop at a stop sign. 12/01/99 Inc 99-837 Fire Drill, Child Care Center, 9:08 a.m. A fire drill was conducted at the center with 14 adults and 58 children evacuated in 43 seconds. 12/01/99 Inc 99-838 Fire Alarm, Wyllie Hall, 9:44 a.m. Power Plant notified UPPS of an alarm. Officer checked the area and found a buzzing sound coming from an alarm panel showing "trouble." There was no evidence of smoke or fire. Officer cleared the scene. 12/02/99 Inc 99-839 Worthless Check, University Police, 1:06 p.m. Cashier's office forwarded a non-sufficient funds check written by a student in payment of a parking citation. Notice and Demand for Payment letter mailed to the student. 12/02/99 Inc 99-840 Medical Assist, Tallent Hall, 253 p.m. Staff member injured his knee. Kenosha Med. unit transported subject to Aurora Hospital for treatment. 12/02/99 Inc 99-841 Suspicious Circumstances, Ranger Hall, 8:22 p.m. Student reported a marijuana complaint. Officer checked level 1A and found the fire exit door open. A male subject was seen running into the woods. Officer engaged in a foot pursuit but lost Sight of the subject. 12/02/99 Inc 99-842 Controlled Substances, Ranger Hall, 11:43 p.m. A student called to report seeing three males who were possibly smoking marijuana from a pipe. ranger I law 5 UPPS officer viewed two subjects nul up the fire stairs at Ranger Hall. Subjects were detained and questioned. One subject was issued a citation for Chapter 18 violation. deposit of human waste. The second subject attempted to escape and was caught and also given a citation for deposit of human waste. Both subjects were visitors to campus. 12/03/99 Inc 99-843 Agency Assist/Warrant, Ranger Hall (Dock) 12:35 a.m. While investigating a controlled substance call, a records check revealed one male subject (visitor) was on Probation and Parole for a felony warrant. The subject was transported to Kenosha County jail. 12/03/99 Inc 99-844 Agency Assist, Probation and Parole, Ranger Hall, 12:35 a.m. While investigating a controlled substance call, a records check revealed one of the subjects, a visitor, had a Probation & Parole hold. The subject was transported to Kenosha County Jail. 12/03/99 Inc 99-845 Arson/Other, University Apartment, core building, 1:28 a.m. Student reported a denim jacket on fire outside of the laundry area. No suspects or witnesses at this time. en c o" 12/03/99 Inc 99-846 Theft/Other, University Parking Lots, 7:46 a.m. While on meter collection duty, UPPS officers discovered the meters were empty. Some coins were found on the ground by some of the meters. No suspects or witnesses to the theft. 12/03/99 Inc 99-847 Fire, Union kitchen, 10:45 a.m. A staff member reported Cl grease fire had been extinguished in the kitchen by Food Service workers. There was minor damage to a grill but no injuries. 12/03/99 Inc 99-848 Fire Alarm, University Apartments, 12:57 p.m. Student reported a fire alarm. UPPS officers responded and reset alarm. Maintenance working on the system had set off the alarm. 12/03/99 Inc 99-849 Theft, Tallent Hall, 3:46 p.m. Staff member reported a silverware item stolen from a sink. The staff member advised this has happened before. No suspects at this time. 12/04/99 Inc 99-850 Fire Alarm, Wyllie Hall, SW stairwell. UPPS officers responded to an alarm during patrol at the craft fair. Area was check with negative results. Alarm and pull station were reset. 12/04/99 Inc 99-851 Burglary, Ranger Hall, 10:56 a.m. Student reported a TV and VCR stolen from her room. 12/05/99 Inc 99-852 Fire Alarm, False, Sports & Activity Center, 2:43 p.m. Power Plant notified UPPS of an alarm. Officer checked all levels but found no smoke or fire. Steam pipes may have set off the alarm. Alarm was reset. 12/05/99 Inc 99-853 Fire Alarm, Sports & Activity Center, 11:25 p.m. Power Plant reported an alarm. UPPS officer responded and found no fire or smoke. Area was extremely humid. Alarm was reset. 12/06/99 Inc 99-854 Emergency Crisis Intervention, University Apartments, 2:32 a.m. A student called UPPS regarding another student who had taken a large quantity of painkillers. Kenosha Fire Department ambulance transported subject to Aurora Hospital for medical treatment and evaluation. 12/06/99 Inc 99-855 Fire Alarm, Sports & Activity Center, 3:01 a.m. Power Plant notified UPPS of an alarm. Officer checked the area but found no smoke or fire. D2 level was very humid and steam was being vented from underground pipes which may have set off the alarm. Officer reset the alarm. I 6 ranger I news Arts: ALIVE!presents leI Uslig", Cantlles Yam." The performer takes on the characteristics of the things that talk during the story. So at limes she's the voice of a roll of wool, a tree, a cow, a yam, a king's chair. And she is a riot," McGuire said. He added people should come to "Let Us Light Candles" prepared to be part of the program - audience participation is part of what makes the show a success. Tickets for "Let Us Light Candles" are just $5 and can be purchased at the door or by calling ext. 2345. Christian, and secular Christian. They all get an equal share," McGuire stated. Guests will hear familiar songs like "Twelve Days of Christmas;' but with a twist. "The first person sings, 'On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me...' and then sings 'a partridge in a pear tree' in Chinese. The next one sings 'Two turtle doves' in another language." "The celebration of Kwanza is built around story-telling, so I always have at least two stories. One of them is a staple of the show called the "Talking person can celebrate Christmas, another can celebrate Hanukkah, and still another can celebrate Kwanza without diminishing the importance of anyone else's holiday. . While McGuire provides the words, UW-Parkside Music Professor Dr. James Kinchen provides the music. "He prepares the whole show. He's the director. I make a list of the songs I think we should include and if he's doing a song that's similar to one on my list, we'll switch," said McGuire, adding he does make one musical decision. "I always include a song in Latin to pay homage to my personal tradition. This year we're doing 'Ave Maria.''' McGuire said those attending Sunday's performance can expect all holidays to share the spotlight equally. "I think it's balanced pretty well. We divide the show into four parts: Jewish, African-American, serious On Sunday, Dec. 12, the UWParkside Arts: ALNE! series presents "Let Us Light Candles." The performance of this campus holiday tradition takes place in the Communication Arts Theater beginning at4 p.m. Author and UW-Parkside Senior Lecturer Patrick McGuire calls "LetUs Light Candles" an all-inclusive holiday festival. "It's a celebration of the three major holidays in December-Christmas, Hanukkah, and Kwanza, but it also recognizes that there are people who don't believe in any of these holidays," McGuire said. "And so, because December is the beginning of the darkest days of the winter, we get together and sing some songs and read some passages and include everybody, regardless of beliefs." McGuire said the overriding message of the program is tolerance; that one iI ,P jl Spring semester offers several ................ PAID positions to befilled. Sports Reporters Quarkl Desktop COpy Editor Anistl cartoonist Columnists Editor Business Manager Business Assistants News Reporters Features Writers UW-Parkside selected lor Business Inlormation Center Valuable resume experience, extra cash and a fun place to work. Check us out at Wyllie D-139C Parkside will be the site of Wisconsin's first-ever Business Information Center (BIC).Working in partnership with the U.S. Small Business Administration, the UWParkside mc will provide local businesses and entrepreneurs with a onestop source for information to make their companies grow and prosper. UW-Parkside Dean of the School of Business and Technology Richard Stolz said the mc will put vital information at local business people's fingertips. "The Business lnformation Center will have a large library and will give business people lntemet access. That will make vast amounts of information available on business development. The mc also will have full-lime staff and student volunteers to help people determine what information they need and help them find it quickly;' Stolz said. Stolz called the BIC a tremendous learning opportunity for UW-Parkside faculty and students. He said students will get hands-on experience working with businesses to prepare business plans as well as the opportunity to network with a wide variety of business people. Stolz said UW-Parkside will work with existing development agencies in southeast Wisconsin to help business people get the maximum value from the BIC This information also will be available to business people throughout Wisconsin via the worldwide web. "This is a tool to educate business people on ways they can be successful. Ifthey have questions about regulations, taxes, employment laws, or marketing strategy, the BIC will do the research and give them the answer. That will save them money on consulting fees and help them avoid future regulatory problems;' said Vince Ruffolo, president and CEO of Racine's Superior Industrial Coating and a member of the SBA's National Advisory Council Executive Committee. Ruffolo calls this marriage of business and education a win-win situation for students and business people. He credits outgoing SBA official and former congressman Peter Barca for making the BIC possible. Stolz also praised the SBA's Milwaukee /Madison representative Michael Kiser for helping make the UWParkside mc a reality. "Right now there is no single source of business information for business people here. People at the Business Information Center will have the lime to sit down with them and help them get the information they need. And the mc is ideal for people with homebased businesses;' Kiser said. UW-Parkside is one of the first colleges in the country to have a Business Information Center. The University WIll renovate space for the center in Tallent Hall and provide student staff. The center is expected to open in early 2000. It g"VI/tt1 M6/ttlf 6/tt t(61J' NIIP t(,,,,'t ~t61IJtI6/ttLlttr www.ecu.com :===:_=_==:o:J:U==:'==:':~=====:':..d:":$:'===== ---- PSGA votes in TV, VCR Becky Duba After two weeks of missing the PSGA's regular Friday meeting, I re today,December 3, to find the senate unchanged in its old habj\s"w,'%%r" Once again, as all the meetings have been this semestl!"r;:1h":ystartedJ?K ate callingrole call at 12:07p.m. Approval of the agenda was covered along with the approval of the mmutes. Then the President, Cory Mandley, stepped up to givehis report. One topic he discussed was the fact the GLO (Gay and Lesbian Organization) had failed to/"nd a representative for a number of meetings. Therefore,the orgaruzatio,ifioose Its voting rights in the senate. If GLO wants to regain these nghts thefhave to petition for them. He also briefly me,p;tionedthe trips some of the senate will be taking in the k /f'Y next few wee s t04ew months. They include: a trip to UW"Fox Valley, Washington D.s;Jpnd San Francisco. Along with this brief mentioning was thetopic of th~SpeWalk program that will be going into effect next semester. A debat~~ulted after he brought up the topic of PSGA wanting a TVVCRset IJ\ their office so that senators can watch instructional educational A· ,> , videos.Theset purchase totals at $510.00.President Mandley stated, "Ithink it willbe a! e'at benefit for the senators." There were some senators that did not think the was a good idea or a good use of student fees. Issues that were brought u as the fact that if the senators want to watch educational videos allthey ha 0 do is arrange to rent a set from Media Resources for free. Also brought up s the issue that senators may not just use the TV and VCR for educational.. rposes. However, the President insisted that the student gov" emment nee~\d a TV set for the office and when the issue was brought to a vote, it was a "fies". Herbert Pitt~(Assistant to the Chancellor for Equity and Diversity, was a guest speaker. 1"\espoke on his purpose at the University and how he can help students that may have issues on campus about ethnicity. The issue of campus police on campus was brought up to him, in which he responded that the reason there are not more police officers of color at Parkside is because Parkside cannot afford to pay them enough. "They recruit fairly," Pitts said in his speech, "But minorities turn down our [police] positions because they can make more money working for Racine, Kenosha, and the State." Next Wednesday, December 8th, there will be a open meeting about the 'police issue' for any students to attend. The senate munched on chicken wings while the next guest speaker spoke on parliamentary procedure. Some senators, along with myself, had to leave in the middle of this speaker's speech. Because they had started late, they were going to run over their Ip.m, cut off, which again is just another commonality in the PSGA. National SecurityEducation Program Undergraduate Scholarships Institute of International Education 1400K Street,NW,Washington,D.C. 20005 call (SOO)618-NSEPor (202)326-7697 e-mail:nsep@iie.org See OUT website at: www.iie.org/nsep Why Study Abroad? International experience is crucial to a competitive resume. You need skills to workin the global arena. NSEP provides opportunities for Americans to study in regions critical to U.S. national interests (excluding Western Europe,Canada, Australiaand NewZealand). Award amounts are up to a maximum of$S,OOO persemesteror $16,000per academicyear. 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Since then, for food or books in the last two from the last government meeting, years, what do they think they can do they have slashed that amount to a at these meetings?" he said. smaller but still respectably large sum Students can join Leipski in opposof $56,000. The question Leipski ing the budget. They can go to the poses is, "Ddes PSGA deserve the budget incre:lle or are they trying to PSGA meetings on Fridays at noon in rip the stud ..• off?" Molinaro D137,or they can talk to the Chancellor or the Dean of Students One maj oncern is the salary pay raises committee chairper- directly. Also, they can go to the sons. He mittees and SUFACmeetings and voice their contheir respe lJj~~~;~~~~~*j~c~e~rn~~s.Contrary to popuIar belief, the much in the last two years for J:jpg§~!:.e~opento all students. Parkside students. As for Leips1<i,he has voiced his "The chairs have not done any- concerns numerous times in the thing thus far that 1 have seen. Jamie meetings. When the vote for the pay Freeman has said stuff on his radio slash was made last week, he was one show, and passed out discount cards. of only two who voted "no" because The academic chair has tried to tackle the slash was not enough. He has the book problem, but We can't rent talked with SUPAC committee membooks because our segregated fees bers and.with the Advisor to SUPAC. wouId go up. They can't even. start a Leipski's t step is to talk with the meeting on time and they are asking Chancellor l£ about the issue. for more cash?" said Leipski. "I feel that .etore the Committee Another concern of his is that he chairs get a pay ~~e, PAB should feels PSGA is attempting to more see one first becaus~t:hey do more for programming and outside concert the student body then the governF J work. ment has in the past two years. All I "Isn't the Parkside Activity Board can hope for now i~that SUPAC will [PAB]Supposed to do that? I wonder not approve thiS, budget," said now if entertainment is inthe mission Leipski. I The leadership Scholarships for Undergraduate Students Sponsored by UniversityActivities Universityof Wisconsin - Parkside Are You: °a student leader? °active in activities. clubs. and organizations? °a student with a cumulative GPA of 2.5 or higher? °a sophomore, junior or senior? IfYou Are You: You are eligible for a $500 ___ =-- scholarship! Application materials are available at the UniversityActivitiesOffice, Union 209. ~~~~. 8 ranger I fealures Tun BrCKY Dl1BA December 1 is national AIDS Day. This year, to honor all those who have died from HIV/AIDS, the Peer Health Educators, along with the Womyn's Center and the Gay and Lesbian Organization (GLO), sponsored the display of two sections of the AIDS Memorial Quilt. It was shown in the Main Place for a good portion of the day. The AIDS Memorial Quilt, started in San Francisco in 1987 by gay rights activist Cleve Jones and a group of volunteers, is the largest on-going community arts project in the world. Each of the over 42,960 colorful and moving panels in the Quilt were made to remember the life of a single person lost to AIDS.Panels are 3 feet by 6 feet, symbolizing the size of a human grave. As the epidemic claims more lives, the Quilt continues to grow. The Quilt stands for more than just the tens of thousands of people whose names are sewn into the fabric. It stands, as well, for the sorrow, anger, love and hope of the people who made the panels. Chad Colombari, Co-Captain of the Peer Health Educators, was on the scene answering questions. "We had to sign up way in advance to make sure the quilt would be here, but it wasn't difficult. The quilt evokes a lot of thought. We wanted Parkside students to think and remember all the people who have been lost to the disease. We also have a tape running that has names of people who have passed away. Just these two sections we have here speak so much," Colombari said. The Womyn's Center also had a table set up next to the Quilt. They were selling AIDS Day t-shirts, "We've sold a couple of shirts but not as many as we'd liked. We have a lot left so there's a very good chance that we will still be selling them after today," said volunteer Joel Eaves. GLO also set up a table. The CoPresident, Joey Lalor was there passing out red ribbons for people to wear. The ribbons promote AIDSAwareness. "It's an honor to help out watching over the Quilt. AIDS is not just a gay disease and it is important for us to inform the student body of that," said Lalor. The Quilt was at Parkside for only one day before being packed up Thursday morning and shipped off to its next destination, where it will continue to spread the message of AIDS awareness. AIDS mnrr FACTS , Casey Johnson A symbol of hope and remembrance, the quilt was started in San Francisco in 1987, as a tribute to people whom died from Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome. The quilt was crafted piece-by-piece by family members, friends, and lovers who have lost a part of themselves to the disease. Not only is it a memorial for AIDS victims, the quilt is also a tool to help the public understand the tragic devastation of this as-yet incurable disease. UW-Parkside had only a small portion of the quilt on display. In actuality, the quilt in its entirety would cover 17 football fields and has nearly 43,000 panels with over 83,000 names. Each panel measures three by six feet, the size of a human grave. Laid end-to-end, the quilt would stretch for 49 miles, roughly the distance from Kenosha to northern Milwaukee. More than 13 million people have viewed different portion of the quilt on its worldwide journey to build awareness of this devastating disease. Also, more than $2.6 million has been raised to fund direct services for people with AIDS. -- D' 10 ranger I fealures Making UWParkside's future diverse It's literally the million-dollar question: How can UW-Parkside better serve current and future students of color? All campuses in the University of Wisconsin System are being asked that question, and the UW System's current budget contains $1 million to find a satisfactory answer within the decade, The UW System calls this program to increase minority enrollment Plan 2008. The UW-Parkside organization that will turn this concept into a working reality, the Plan 2008 Diversity Monitoring and Assessment Committee, met for the first time on Dec, 2. During that meeting, UW-Parkside Jack Keating said Plan 2008 will be a major factor in the Board of Regents' evaluation of his job performance. That makes the committee's success a high priority for Keating, "I consider this one of the most-if not the most-important current committees we have on campus," Keating stated. "I don't want a committee that's going to be a rubber stamp [for campus policies]. I want a committee that asks tough questions. I want a committee that will instill a pro- active atmosphere on campus. We want to be a truly caring campus that is inclusive and respectful of the various cultures we have on the campus and in the community." The committee, which includes faculty, staff, community reps, and students Azeza Hammad, Courtney Pace, and Luis Benevoglienti, already has a good blue-print with which to work. A task force led by Secretary of the Faculty Larry Duetsch, studied UW-Parkside's diversity needs over the past year and produced a plan for Plan 2008. The study contained specific ideas for reaching the UW System's goals. These goals include increasing the number of Wisconsin high school graduates of color who enter the UW System; building an educational pipeline by reaching children and parents at an earlier age; increasing retention and graduation rates for students of color; and increasing financial help offered to them. The Board of Regent called UWParkside's plan to attain these goals the "most visionary and most practical" one put forth by any of the UW schools. Of course, having a plan and making it work can be two very different things. However, Keating said the System will be monitoring UW-Parkside's diversity progress and reviewing his leadership accordingly. With that kind of encouragement from Madison, the Diversity Monitoring and Assessment Committee has a strong impetus to make sure Plan 2008 succeed at UW-Parkside. 'r .'"- financial services industry." A ll financial companies charge operating fees and expenses - some more than others. 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Rud lhem carefully before you invest or send money. ~°L--- ~..-l To find out more - give us a call or visit our website 1800842-2776 www.tiaa-cref.org Editor's Note: In the interest of protecting free speech and offering The Ranger as an open student forum for the dissemination of free idea's, the staff is often asked to print material that wefind inflammatory, misleading, or false. At the same time presentation of these ideas is important to allow the student body to make their own decisions in separating truth and rhetoric. The piece that fOllOWS should be treated as a "Letter to the Editor" or an editorial and does not represent the views of The Ranger Staff In fact, it directly contradicts our findings as reported in the Sept. 30 issue on page 8 in the article "Holstered" written by Chris Elst. Elst interviewed several African American students in both the multi-cultural office and at BSU. None of the minority students questioned had anything negative to say about Parkside police, although some had stories about other police departments. In addition, Parkside Police Chief Robert Deane, an African American, has stated several times publicly that he will not tolerate the suggestion of impropriety by his officers and that they all attend diversity training yearly. Any problems should be brought to his attention immediately to continue Deane's policy of "honesty,fairness and openness" and the lack of tolerance for the harassment of students. Race and the police Courtney Pace The division between African Americans andCaucasians has been apparent for many years. Perceptions of these two groups vary and one area of variance is that of the campuspolice and the policy of them caring guns 24hours a day. Is it a race issue? You bet it is! A small random pole of the Parkside student population of both Black and White, malesand females, revealed that the opinions between African Americans and Caucasiansvaried constantly. When asked abouttheir perceptions of police officer's in general, the Caucasian students generally spokein a positive manner about the police, feltthat the officers were here to protect the students, and felt that the police should be respected.Paul Nault, a Caucasian resident advisor stated, "As a child 1 was always instilledwith the belief that the police were there to help you and keep you safe." Andrea Higgins, a Caucasian female student, echoed Paul's opinion by stating, "I have always believed the police were here to help you and that you had nothing to fearif you weren't doing anything wrong." When the African American students were asked the same question, the majority of the answers were the exact opposite. Thurman Dantzler, a junior who is an AfricanAmerican, stated, "I do not trust the police at all! Most of them are dirty anyway."Martha King, an African American female, whose older brother was shot to deathby five officers in his home, expressed total distrust, "I don't like the police. Most copsare on a power trip trying to persecute innocentpeople." When the students were asked if they ever had an encounter with the police, all the Caucasian students said, "No." Robert Mallwitz, who's father is the captain of Sturtevant Wisconsin police department, stated, "I have never been harassed or felt intimidated by the police." Unlike the Caucasian student, all the African Americans surveys except one gave numerousstories of harassment and intimidation. Tyrone Moore, an African American student, gave his account of how he was harassed by an officer. "I was stopped by thepoliceand was approached by an officer with a pulled gun because he mistakenly thought that 1 had stolen my own car." Corey Nicks also detailed having been harassedby the police over a case of mistaken identity. "The police officers verbally assaultedme and even after they found that IWasnot the person they were looking for they still gave me a hard time." Marcia Fossie, an African American female, stated being abrasively spoken to by our own Parkside police, "I was just asking the officer why and where he was towing my friends car and he said, 'it is none of your business,' rolled up the window and ignored me." The accounts from African American students appears to be never ending, yet the Caucasian students polled could not come up with one account of intimidation or harassment. The opinions were also split for the groups when asked if they would call our Parkside police. The Caucasian students all claimed to have faith in the Parkside police and felt comfortable calling them. The African American students, with exception of one, would not call the Parkside police if they needed assistance. Although questions were few and the poll small, it also revealed varying opinions about the gun carry issue. Danielle Paul, a Caucasian student, said, "It's a good idea for the police to have guns. They need them for their protection and ours." Misty Issacson, another Caucasian, stated, "In some way, it is good for the police to have guns, but 1 don't think it is necessary on campus." Thomas Harris, an African American male, stated, "I do not care if they have guns or not." Chastity Duff, an African American Criminal Justice Major, said "Ithink the student body needs to understand that these men and women are here for our protection and they can't perform their job effectively if we do not allow them to use the tools that are necessary." Over the years, African Americans have been victims at the hands of the law. We are constantly being reminded of these injustices on a daily bases. Civil rights marches where African Americans were victimized by the police plague our minds. Bull Connor releasing viscous dogs and water hoses on African American children, and Rodney King being beaten have colored our judgments throughout history. Dorcas Agoro, an African American Parkside student, stated, "All tluoughout history, it has been proven the police have not been our friend and 1 sometimes feel apprehensive and fearful when they are present." Since law enforcement officers have been sworn to protect both races on campus, it is apparent they need to work on their relationships with African Americans students, so each group will learn to respect and value each other. ranger I fealureS 11 ATTENTION STUDENTS Stop by the Ranger office and find out how you can placefree classified ads! Wyllie D-139C '"g o 12 ranger I features Paul Rvan visits UWP Rec Center renovates lor commuters Eric Roche The recreation center at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside has introduced some changes this year to cater to commuter students. Felicia Ganther, Rec Center manager, says that they want the RecCenter to be "a reason to corne back to the university". And with that goal the Rec Center has made many changes in its offerings with other changes planned for the future. Activities such as many billiard tables, the latest video garnes, table tennis, a bowling alley, and a snack bar have been staples in the Rec Center, but more activities have been added to the mix. One big addition introduced this year is a big screen television that is available for all special television occasions. Also new this year is a psychedelic bowling experience called Cyber Bowling. On Friday nights, students can sing along with their favorite tunes to karaoke. Students can also take advantage of the many new board games available while enjoying the new snacks at the snack bar, which now offers nachos and a variety of micro-brews. Wine coolers are also available. I, Some unique ideas for the future are a Cyber Cafe, a cafe-like atmos- , phere with computers readily available to suit a students academic needs at alternative hours other than ordinary lab hours available in the school. Other ideas in the workings are the possibility of a massage table and masseuse on the premises, live music, and the repair and remodeling of the already popular bowling alley. Felicia Ganther maintains that her primary goal for the Rec Center is to provide students with an alter- I native place that caters to students needs. "We want to offer what the students want. We want to make the Rec Center user friendly and as cost effective as possible," said Ganther. Students should stop by, kick back, relax, and check out the new activities that the Rec Center has to offer. f Lamb of God Lutheran Church Divine Service every Sunday at 9:00 a.m. Stocker Elementary School 6315 67th Street, Kenosha LC.M.S. 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Dan Dempsey won the 149-pound championship beating Pat Kearns of UW-LaCrosse, 8-7. "1 was real pleased with the three champions. It's the most we've had in some time. We also had a second, three thirds and two fifths," said UW -Parkside coach jim Koch. "1 expected to do very well in this tournament and we did." "Brad Shefchik, our senior All-American captain was honored with the Sportsmanship Award by the coaches. It's a great tribute to the character of the young man," said Koch. guard spot caused havoc for the guards of Team Nike. Harris went on to score 21 points. Thomas Harris and Marnele Billups each scored 24 points while the team's sharpshooter Calvin Lucas was held to 11. The score at the half was 48-41, Team Nike in the lead. The second half was a different story as Tory Smith put on a shooting clinic for everyone. His six three-pointers in the last half proved too much for the joint Forces to handle, while Lewis and Stan Morris complimented him well with good ball handling and rebounding. Midway through the second half, Smith scored on a gorgeous pass and dunk that capped off an impressive performance and a wonderful season as Team Nike went undefeated (14-0) and won their first ever intramural title. joint Forces finished the season 11-3. Thurman Dantzler There's a new sheriff in town. Two of the best intramural teams did not disappoint the fans as Team Nike battled to a 96-88 victory over two-time champion joint Forces. Led by Tory Smith's 30 points and Al Lewis' 23, Team Nike used their up-tempo, fast break offense to with stand a gutty, physical effort by the Joint Forces squad, who lost their first championship game in three years. The first half was tightly contested as the lead changed hands numerous times. With the small but cheerful crowd getting into the game, the joint Forces began to fend off the crowd's energy to show why they are the best defensive team in the league. Terrell Harris' quickness at the point Mens soccer plavers win honors Three UW-Parkside mens soccer players earned All Central Region honors, selected by the National Soccer Coaches of America. Adam Riesz, a senior mid fielder (Whitefish Bay) and Ryan Lockheart, a senior defender (Glendale, AZ) earned first team honors. Goalkeeper Thorn Peer, a sophomore (Stillwater, MN) was selected to the second team. Earlier, Riesz and Lockheart were selected to the Great Lakes Valley Conference first team while Peer was a second team pick. Riesz started all 20 games for the Rangers. He scored three goals and led the squad in assists with nine. His total points were second on the Rangers. He scored on gamewinning goal. Lockhart played in 18 games, starting 15. He scored one goal. Peer played in 15 games, starting 10. 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I was married to an evil man. Evil men turn me on. History shows, Mr. Tribuzio, that evil acts are usually committed by men-- Grigori Rasputin, Adolf Hitler, Benito Mussolini, Iosif Stalin, Peewee Herman, Bill Clinton, Richard Simmons-omen!Evil men! Alexandra Poopovtsarina in Russia. Dear Alexandra: Stop bleeding. There are basically two mutually antagonistic forces working in the universe, and my ex wife and I must go at it until the end because this is what we meant when we said "till death do us part." As far as acts of evil go, what you said is not entirely true. Men have always had good reasons for doing evil things, women. If we do evil things, we do them to impress women. • This is because, as • Descartes pointed out long , ago, men's brains are connected to ~ the penile glands. That's why we , never stop to ask for direction when ~ we're lost. When men get lost, their brains activate neurons that are not found in women. These neurons spring into action the moment we hear "Why don't you stop at a gas station and ask for directions?" They then activate the male organ, which we men use as a path indicator. Some men, however, never get lost. This is because they're endowed with huge path indicators and small brains. My urologist says I have a normal brain, but I'm not going there. Columnist Vito Tribuzio Internet? I've got one word for you, Yahoo. Iluv Strudel in Germany. Dear Iluv: Yahoo! Yahoo! What a quaint way to express your admiration, Iluv. You must be a fan of cowboy movies. Dear Mr. Tribuzio: I consider myself a good cook, but my boyfriend turns his nose at everything I put out for him, even when I prepare elaborate Swedish meals following the recipes I clipped from "The Way to Please a Man" by Isademon Imamartyr. He prefers to eat luncheon meat instead, especially Italian salami, and I was shocked to find out that his refrigerator is full of it. I want to please my boyfriend, but I don't know how. You always seem to have the right solution to every problem, what shall I do? No more Salami in Washington. Dear No more: You must throw away your recipe book immediately, my dear, and buy "500Ways to Slice a Salami" by Lorena Bobbitt. Dear Mr. Tribuzio: I loved your column about good and evil, but I really hated the part where you said that all women are as evil as your ex wife. What makes you think so? Your ex may be evil, but some of us are actually saints, and I really resent the fact that you haven't noticed our stigmata. My heart is bleeding right now because of evil men. I can't sleep nights because of evil men. I go to Mr. KnOW-it-ali answers his fan mail forgotten again, you brainless moron? You-know-who in Chicago Ditto Dear Mr. Tribuzio: The results are in, the water turned blue, the rabbit died. What shall we do about it? Ready Holly in Anytown, USA. Dear Ready: Let me explain something to you. I had a vasectomy in 1994, I was in Tibet when it happened, I already have four children, I have an identical twin, I have mutated, untestable DNA. My editors are forcing me to answer my fan mail because I've been receiving so great a volume this semester that we're rapidly running out of room here at The Ranger. In fact, The Ranger is so overstuffed with fan mail that we've had to move some of the furniture outside. Corne around to take a look if you don't believe me. See, I told you. The pile of furniture is likely to stay out there for a long, long time. Why? The Ranger is filled with a great volume of my fan mail, that's why. Some of you probably saw the pile and wondered why it's out there. I'll tell you why. Fan mail, fan mail, and more fan mail, that's why. Some of you have probably read The Ranger and wondered why we have SO few writers on staff. Well, writers can't get inside The Ranger office because the place is overflowing with my fan mail, that's why. Some of you are probably wondering why I'm rambling and not getting to the point. I'm answering my fan mail, that's why. Why? Because the letters were sent to me by genuine readers who truly exist, that's why. The first letter comes from Iluv Strudel, a German research analyst who has nothing but words of praise for me: Teuer Herr Tribuzio: Where the ...(bad word) do you get your information? Do you really research your stuff? Haven't you heard of the Dear Mr. Tribuzio: I'm writing you beca use I think you deserve a good spanking. That is, I think you're a great writer, and my fantasy is to spank a great writer. I would really love to chain you to my bed post and spank you. Are you game? Withheld in Kenosha. Dear Withheld: I don't go for that kinky stuff, but I have a friend who has a friend who knows a great writer who enjoys being spanked. The best I can do for you is pu t you in touch with him. Forward your full name and address to I The Ranger, or e-mail Itl me at yess- I, pankme@bedpost.com. Dear Vito: Where the ...(real bad word) is my alimony check? Have you I " ranger Ientenainment 15 •music· art· theater· movies·music· art· theater· movies·music· art· theater· movies·music. Ah-nold saVI "Hasta la Vista, Satan!" Entertainment Editor Chris Summy Arnold Schwarzeneggar is back! But is he past his prime? To answer that questions, I went to see "End of Days" during the Thanksgiving weekend, instead of enduring the delighted, yet annoying screams from the crowd that went to "Toy Story 2"and "Pokemon." Ah-nold plays Jericho Kane, an alcoholic New York cop who lost his wife and daughter in a break-in. He has a typical wisecracking partner, this time named Chicago (Kevin Pollak). The two partners are sent to stop an old man who took a shot at a prominent businessman (Gabriel Byrne).They find their charge but he warns that danger is imminent, pending the arrival of Satan. The Father of Lies is in New York and will stop at nothing to accomplish his mission before the arrival of the millennium. Naturally, they think he's nuts. It seems that the devil took a body and is looking for a young woman to be his bride, signaling the apocalypse. The poor woman is Christine York (Robin Tunney), a 20-yearold with a prophetic birthmark, raised by some of Old Scratch's followers since she was born. It indicates that she will bear Satan's child unless he can be stopped. Somehow Kane stumbles onto this and tries to protect her. But Satan is wily, of course, and stops at nothing to accomplish his task, including bribing Kane. And it doesn't help that Kane lost his spirituality when he lost his family. Plus, he also has to deal with a renegade religious group that wants to kill Christine because they shouldn't take chances with Satan. But with the help of Father Kovak (Rod Steiger), Kane will not be defeated. Does this sound easy? That's because it's an easy movie to figure out. This is an entertaining movie like "Eraser" was but it isn't among Arnold's best movies ("Terminator;' "Total Recall;' "T2:Judgement Day;' "True Lies"). Arnold baby, get back with James Cameron! TRAVEl SPRING llREAK 2000-PLAN NOW! .Cancun, Mazatlan, Acapulco & maica, Reliable TWA flights. rica's best prices & packages. ooknow and SAVE! Campus Sales -Reps wanted - earn FREE trips, . L800,sURFS.UP www.stndentexpress.com GENERAL FREE CD OF COOL lNDIE MUSIC when you register at mybytes.com, the ultimate website for your College needs. , SERVICESOFFERED IS ABORTION FOR YOU? Make an informed Choice CaltAlpha Center 637-8323 .,-----------, friends don't let friends drive drulI ~ I 16 ranger I backPage DECEMBER NURSING GRADUATES Aurora Health Care is interested in you! Soon you will be making many important decisions tha~ will affect your professional career. Aurora Health Care can of been striving for. 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Original Format The type of object, such as painting, sculpture, paper, photo, and additional data Newspaper Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 28, issue 7, December 9, 1999 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 3 News Things to do Police Beat Features Sports Entertainment Classified Staff Box Editor-in-Chief Kregg Jacoby Business Manager Nicole McQuestion News Editor Becky Duba Copy Editor Chris Elst Desktop Kregg Jacoby Nicole McQuestion Ad Designer Nicole McQuestion Photo Editors Daniel Yaris Jeff Alley Tim Overocker Entertainment Editor Chris Summy Columnist Vito Tribuzio Ranger Advisor Dave Buchanan Ranger Office Wyllie D-139C ph. 262.595.2287 fax 262.595.2295 Staff Photos Tim Overocker The Ranger is published every other Thursday throughout the semester by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Subscriptions are available. Letters to the Editor policy: The Ranger encourages letters to the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger office (WYLL D-139C) or e-mailed to jacob002@uwp.edu. Letters must be typed and include the author's name and phone number. Letters must be free from misleading or libelous content. Letters that fail to comply will not be published. For publica­tion purposes, author's name can be withheld, but only upon request. The Ranger reserves the right to edit all letters. I::; . ranger I thin gs to do -f+4-Have a • Foot Locker Cross-Country Meet, Nov. 27, National Cross-Country Course •Noon Concert Series: UW-Parkside Orchestra, Dec. % Union Cinema Theater, free. •Women's basketball vs. Indianapolis University, Dec. 2,5:30 p.m., SAC, $3 adults, $1 students. World' w/UW-Parkside graduate Ann Gehring, Dec. 2., 7 p.m., Overlook Lounge, library level 2. •Men's basketball vs. Indianapolis University, Dec. 2, 7:30 p.m., SAC, $3 adults, $1 students. • "Getting Out" a powerful drama by Pulitzer Prize-winning author Marsha Norman, on Dec. 3,4,10,11 at 7 p.m., matinee Dec. 9 and 10 a.m. •UW-Parkside Arts & Crafts Fair Dec. 4,10 a.m. to 4 p.m., Main Concourse •Women's basketball vs. Northern Kentucky University, Dec. 4,1 p.m., SAC, $3 adults, $1 students. •Men's basketball vs. Northern Kentucky University, Dec. 4,3 p.m., SAC, $3 adults, $1 students. •Wrestling: UW-Parkside hosts the Wisconsin Open, Dec. 5, SAC •Arts: ALIVE "Messiah" Dec. 5,4 p.m. Communication Arts Theater, $8. • UW-Parkside Senior Art Show, December 6-17, Communication Arts Gallery free. F * ! • Perspectives on Religious Issues: "The Jesus Seminar: Can we Know the Actual Teachings of Jesus?" w/Prof. Dan Schowalter, Carthage College, Dec. 6, Noon, Union 104-106, free. •Parkside Activities Board film: "National Lampoon's Christmas," Dec. 6/Dec. 8, Union Cinema Theater, 8 p.m., $1 students, $2 non-students •Women's basketball vs. St. Francis, Dec. 7, 7 p.m., SAC, $3 adults, $1 stu­dents.;: * «< ' fg ^ 1 ( 1 •Noon Concert Series: UW-Parkside Brass and Percussion Ensemble, Dec. 8, Communication Arts room D-118, free. •Men's basketball vs. Ferris State, Dec. 8,7 p.m., SAC, $3 adults, $1 stu­dents. 1 !• jfj jj • W ' | • a, V" JjJg jj •UW-Parkside Wind Ensemble/Community Band, Dec., 9, 7:30 p.m., Communication Arts Theater, Tickets: $5 for adults, $3 for seniors/stu­dents. •UW-Parkside Guitar Ensemble, Dec. 11,3:30 p.m., Communication Arts room D-118, free. •Arts: ALIVE "Let Us Light Candles" Dec. 12,4 pan., Communication Arts Theater, $5 (free to season ticket holders). • Women's basketball vs. Carthage College, Dec. 14,7 p.m., SAC, $3 adults, $1 students. •Noon Concert Series: UW-Parkside Guitar Ensemble, Dec. 15, Union Cinema Theater, free. •Fall Commencement, Dec. 19, 2 p.m., Communication Arts Theater •Women's basketball vs. Lewis University, Dec. 22,5:30 p.m., SAC, $3 adults, $1 students. • Men's basketball vs. Lewis University, Dec. 22, 7:30 p.m., SAC, $3 adults, $1 students. Enjoy an activity (or two) here at the campus, and show your The In Box Editor m v P % IB Kregg Jacoby I will be using subliminal mind control to get you to work for The Ranger. This will be your only warning. With this semester drawing to a close, now is the time to think about joining The Ranger staff for the spring semester. A list of positions is available on page 6 and includes all types jobs beyond writing. You get paid. This is an excellent opportu­nity for business majors to run all aspects of a working busi­ness. Artists, photographers and writers can feature their work and have tearsheets for portfolios. Desktop/ layout designers will have the opportunity to make The Ranger have the coolest design of any University publication. You get paid. Plus, staff members have a voice that potentially reaches everyone on campus and many off c ampus. Take a stand for what you believe should be represented. Take a chance to put your work in the public eye. Show UWP students what is important and what they should care about. Anyone interested in taking a leadership role in next semesters staff should stop by our meetings in Wyllie D-139c on Wednesdays at noon. You get paid. One issue remains to be published for this semester and the new staff can start working on ideas and choose positions for next semesters staff. As a side note, our cover story this week is vital to every student and group at UWP. Several Madison students are attempting to change the way money is distributed to student organizations. This is especially true of a ny ideological group. These students want to choose how their money is distributed to groups of different ideologies instead of equal distribution to all groups. No matter which side you support, stay informed because this has the potential to change every orga­nization at all public universities The newly redecorated office offers a spectacular view and a great place to be involved with a fun group. My roommate constantly leaves the p toilet seat up. One night at 3 a.m. I fell in! W hat should I do? Next time your roommate leaves the seat up take plastic wrap and put it over the toiet and dose the lid. Make sure youhe not around, cause the next morning thevll have a little surprise of their own. Or, you could tone the high road and post rem inder above The toiet for your absent minded friend. Give us your questions for our new advice column in The Ranger Quest ions can be anonymous. Slide them under the door in Wyllie D-139C Questions submitted are the property of The Ranger and are subject to editing. •e 4 ranger I news briefs AIDS Quilt here for World AIDS Day, Dec. 1 A portion of the world-famous AIDS quilt will be on display at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside campus during World AIDS Day, Wednesday, Dec. 1. Two sections will be shown in Mid Main Place from 9 a.m. to 7 p.m. Started in 1987 to commemorate those who have died of Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome, the quilt was crafted piece-by-piece by families, friends, and loved ones of A IDS victims. Portions of this symbol of h ope have been dis­played throughout the United States and around the world. The full quilt has nearly 43,000 panels and covers 17 football fields. More than 13 million people have viewed portions of the quilt in its world­wide journey, and more than $2.6 million has been raised for direct services for people with AIDS. For more information, call Marcy Hufendick at ext. 2338. "Explore" program to help plan education If you know someone who is thinking about beginning or continu­ing a bachelor's degree or certificate program, invite them to examine their options during a special program at UW-Parkside on Thursday, Dec. 2. Sponsored by the Admissions Office, the Explore Program is geared to those who have been out of the college or high school class­room for a while. This session will help prospective students develop an education plan, examine available study programs, complete the application process, and understand registration, college costs, and payment plans. It's free and begins at 7 pan. in Molinaro D-107. The program will be rfp completed in about an hour. Parking for the program is free. Prior registration is requested. Please call 262,595.2355 or toll-free 1.877.633.3897, if interested. Arts series presents "Messiah On Sunday, Dec. 5, the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Master .Singers, the Voices of Parkside, soloists, and orchestra, led by maestro James Kinchen will present Handel's "Messiah" in the Communication Arts Theater at 4 p.m. "Messiah" is the second program is this year's Arts: ALIVE! Series. Dr. Kinchen calls "Messiah" the greatest story ever told, set to the greatest music ever written. For 24 inspired days in 1741, music flowed from the Handel's pen, sometimes nearly nonstop. When completed, it stood as a musical monument for the ages. Now, Kinchen gives Parkside students the opportunity to be present and hear a thrilling performance of this timeless musical masterpiece. Ticket!, for "Messiah" are just $8 and can be purchased at the RangerCard office, or by calling 262-595-2345. Season tickets and money-saving three-event tickets are still avail­able for the Arts: ALIVE! series. The new year brings great Irish music from Gaelic Storm, magnificent dancing with Jose Greco II, the astounding Peking Acrobats, and the high octane fun of the Broadway smash musical "Pump Boys and Dinettes." Plus, season ticket holders receive free admission to the Dec. 12 performance of "Let Us Light Candles!" For more information, call ext. 2345. News Briefs DW-Parkside Program features Dreakthrough Women Women who have been successful in traditionally male-dominated careers discussed their achievements during a program at the University of Wisconsin- Parkside on Tuesday, Nov. 16. They were featured during the program "Breakthrough Women" beginning at 7:30 p.m. in the Union Cinema Theater. The panel discussion is part of the UW-Parkside Womyn's Center's tenth anniversary celebration. Participants included Nancy Wheeler, Racine's first female judge; Kathy Step, owner of First Step Builders construction company and president of the Racine- Kenosha Builders Association; UW-Parkside Economics Professor, director of Ethnic Studies, and author Farida Khan; Susan Haller, a computer science professor at UW-Parkside; and policewoman and Community Policing Specialist Marlene Schlecht, who currently serves as president of the Wisconsin Crime Prevention Practitioners Association. The panel was hosted by Womyn's Center coordinators Joni Calhoun and Jaclyne Buzzell. Frances Kavenik of the UW-Parkside English Department moderated the program, and the University's Laura Gellott, professor of history, presented a brief history of women and work. A reception followed the program. For more information, call the UW-Parkside Womyn's Center at (262) 595-2170. GET EXPERIENCE AND GET PAID! Do you love working with children? Do you like challenging work? Are you looking for something rewarding? If you answered YES to all of these questions, we have a very fun job for you! Work one on one with our child diagnosed with autism. We currently need therapists to help us with our home-based therapy program in Kenosha. He can't learn without your help. Flexible Work Schedule! Work in 2-3 hour sessions/ Paid Training and Paid Travel Provided! $7-$10 Per Hour depending on education, experience and location. Sain Great Experience / Build Your Resume! 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UWPAC124 Ranger News Original Format The type of object, such as painting, sculpture, paper, photo, and additional data Newspaper Text Any textual data included in the document , I n s i d e 14 To thine own sell be true P utting words into the mouths of celebrities 13 Record couectlon Mens soccer coach Rick Kilps gives us a piece of his mind 8 Saletv In numbers Enlightened men and women dispel the darkness of domestic violence 1 Monev tor nothing? Po:,sible PSGA budget increase raises salaries, debates, and tempers 5 on the beat Sex, lies, videotapeAll in a night's work s e C t i News Things 10 do Police Beal Features Q11es11on 01 the Week Spons Entenalnment Classified 0 n s 3-1 3 5 8-11 11 12-13 14-15 15 s t a f f B 0 X Editor-in-Chief Kregg Jacoby Business Manager Nicole McQuestion News Editor Becky Duba Copy Editor Chris Elst Des ktop Kregg Jacoby Nicole McQuestion Ad Designer Nicole McQuestion Photo Editors DaniclYaris Jeff Alley Tim Overocker Entertainment Editor Chris Summy Columnist Vito Tribuzio Ranger Advisor Dave Buchanan Ranger Office Wyllie D-139C pl!.. 262.595.2287 fax Z6Z.595.2295 Staff Photos Tim Overocker 'nw Klllnj\tl-1' bl publl..t!M "'-'€'I')' ()CN'r Th~~&y throughout the~ by ~audener, of tho Ur\lV(>.r&ity Qf W~~Pntbldc. whc) 111'\" f,Qlety "-~\Sil,lt {<;w its~ poU,:y wwJ content. Sub:lcrtptlonll are ilV.ill~bk;_,. I~ ti) IN fi,,1 iw;,r p(llk.y: ~ ~ ~ ~ to the £d.itor. L.::l~nl "'<)uld hl)t ~ 250 wocdil ~ :lhau.ld bot d(,li~T("\.I to the Rllng-tr QUi<w;o (WYLL l>IY)C) or t'-mailc,d IQ jil,oob('l02.@l.1~h,,1, ~~bl' typed Mid indudc- 1.1w omthor't; 1\AIIJ\e and phc:,nt, numi.--, ~ must be- '7tt from mi:e;k<Qdll'lg cw 11tx>lnu;; 00.,\t(>Rt, ~ th;J.t filiJ to comply will not bQ p,.t,IJ8he,d, Ju pubtio:ation ~-authcw',.ll'lllfflec:an bewilhlx-ld, but only~ f'("Q;ut"St. The Ranger~ the righ1 to l'dJt au ,~ • l<risty Deetz arts sh 0\¥, Communication Arts Gallery, through N<>vember 29. • Art Department trip t• Art Institi,te of Chicago, Nov. 11, 8:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. • Fri.ends. of the Library: Arti.~ts ¾<>ks-Victory in Peace (VIP) prog.rrun, Nov. 11, 7 p,m., Ovtirlook Lounge, Level 2 of library, free • Model Organization of Amerkan States competitioll, Nov. 11 <!k 12 • Talking Color: u•the Black and Whitt- of-Crime and .Punishment," p1.1blic discussion, Nov. 11, 2 p.n1., room l 03, Gteenquist Hall. • Foreign film series: "Waking Ned Devine," Nov. 11 /12, 7:30; Nov. 13, 8 p.m. Nov. 14, Z p.m., Union Cinema Theater, adn:ussion by season pas,<; • UW-Padcside fami),y Weekend., Nov. 12 to 14, includes magic show and Dr. Suess Festiv,d, free admission, open to the public, for information call Felicia Ganther, ext. 2279. • UW-Parkside H.S. Science & Technology Competition, Nov. 13, 7:45 a.m. to 12:30 p .m., free • Inter.national Collegiate Prog,:amming Contest, Sal;l,lrday, Nov. 13, 12:30 p.m, features teams from Beloit, Carthage, Clarke, Loras, and Luther colleges as well as U\'V-11,f.ad~.n, UW-Pl.atteville, UW-Stout, and two from UW-Parksi<ie, winning team advances to Woi·ld Finals in Orlando, FL. • PAB Film:" American History X," Nov. 15 and 18, 8 _p.m., Union Cinema Theater, ~tudents $1,non-students $2 • Worldfest Wwk'99, Nov. 15 to 18, Olyrnpi<; Gam<lS, Then & Now w /Daniel Taylor, Lawrence Univ ersity Nov: 15, 1 p.m., Union Cinema, free Acoustic Warriors & International Food Fair, Nov. 17, 11 a.m. to 1 p.m., Main Place, m-ePlowshare Vendors, Nov. 17, 10 a.m. to 2 p .m ., Union Bridge, free War & Propaganda w /Deborah Buffton, UW•LaCrosse, Nov. 18, 2 p .m., Union J,04--106, free • Women 8reaklngThrQUgh the Glass Ceiling, Nov. 16, 7:3() p.!TI,, Union Cinema Theater • Noon Concert: Student ~ital, Nov. 17, free, Union CinEln\a 'theater • Soup&: Substance; "Social Costs of Problem Gambling," w / Ron,tld Pav;:,llco, Nov. 17, Noon, Union, 1-oom ·104;, free, w / freec soup, bread, crackers $el'ved • Psychology Department Colloquium Series: "ln Praiwe of Psychology's Myths Qr Little All>crt Dieq {oi: Our Sins" w /DW-Parkside's B(?njamin Marrii,, Nov. 17, noon, Molinato 109 · • Open Fonim: Univ~rsity follce weapons carry policy, Nov. 17, nooi,, M(,linan) 105, free ;,nd open to tt>e public, sponsored by the Health, Safety, and Physicai EnviroJ:l.TJ\ent Committw . • Field trip: Chicago Shake;,pea.re n,eater productioll of" Antony & _ Cleopatra," Nov. 18, $45/person, includes ticket and l'{)und-trip coach from Tallent Hall lot, coach leaires at $:30 p.n,., <:all ext. ~12. • Ra'~, Class, c!,: Cender 6oQk Study: "J'lying Bome .-md Other Stories;' Nov. 19, .3:30 p,n,.1 Molin,u-o Hall room 111, free- • n,rcc Rs o f 1"crsona1 liappm.ess and Busmess Suc:ces,;,, a seminar sponsored J:>y Alpha Sigma Otnega Latu;,a Sorv rity, Saturday, Nov, 20, 1():30a.m. to 3 p .m,, registration deadline: Friday, Nov. 12. • UW-Park$ide Jazz Ens,;,ml;,le and Jazz Combo, Tuesday, Not1Em1ber ~. 7:30 p.m., COJ11Jllunication Arts Theater, TI1Ckets: $.5 f(>r adults, $'3 :for wnior,s/ students. '' • Noon Concert: M ilton Pecka:ts.ky and Car-ol Haywood, N·ov. 24, free, Unlon CiJ>ern'il Theater .. . .. - nnger , tblRDS •• de 3 T h e In Box Editor Kregg Jacoby Rcspon$C from last weeks column wo,a gt:cat. So far eight new writers have come looking to add their thoughts and ideas to the paper and I hope more will follow. Goals for our growing staff include returning to a weekly distribution and addillg color to a couple of spreads. Now that our staff is growing, we are looking for more stories to cover on and off campus. Any students, faculty, staff, organizations, or clubs that has a story that would be important to the students of OW-Parkside should run as fast as possible in a circle. Repeat until dizzy. Then, drop by the Ranger office at Wyllie D•l 39c and talk to any of the staff or leave a note in our in box. Organizations and faculty can send information throi,gh interdepartmental mail also. We're also looking for construc tive criticism and ideas to make the paper a more informative and entertaining experience. As usual, an occasional compliment )eaves us weak kneed and weepy. Help us do a bette r pape r by letting us know what is important to you. lf you have free time and would like to write a couple stories then drop by and get paid for your work. Positions are not limited to writing. The Range r is a lso looking for Desktop Publishers, Cartoonists, and Busin ess A ssistants. All three positions present valuable opportunities. to gam ·experience, have fun, and get paid while doing tt.' Any Question? Stop by our office, near the booksto re, in Wyllie O-139c and will do our best to answer them . Letter to the editor Ignorance must be a virtue here at Parkside. The first Black revolutionary is set to be legally executed since the d ays of slaves and sharecroppers. Those who don't listen, those who refuse to listen are just like the ones who are trying to silence Mumia Abu-Jamal. Those who don't listen and those who re fuse to may one day find themselves in the same situation: sitting on death row for speaking the truth. Who will be le ft to speak for you when your time comes? You ignore your rights and they'll go away. Wisconsin for Mumia is made up of over 100 groups and individuals fighting for the life and voice of Mumia AbuJamal and all political p risoners. lf you want to find out mo re or become involved, please contact ajrc@execpc.com. In struggle, Lisa Fanning My roommat-e const-ant-ly leaves t-he t-ollet- seat- up. One night- at 3 a .m . I foll inf Whc:rt- should I do? Next t in e yoi.a- roommate leaves the seat ._., td<e pl0$t ic wr<ip and put it O\ler the toi et and dose the lid. Md<e sU"e yout-e not crot.nd, COJSe the next mornirlg theyll have o little surprise of thei- own. Or, you cOLld t~e the high rood and post rem nder above the toi e-t for )OS absent mnded friend . ·: &iv. ,. your qw,,;ti- for our IHtW t1tllliet1 eolumn in n,,. Rt1trgt1r G)uestions COil b e anonymous Slide them unde r the door in W yllie D-13 9C Questions SUbMitted ore 'the property of TM Rangier GIid ore subject to edit l"9. . .. -- 4 ranger I news briefs Color or crime & punishment discussed UW-Parkside's Talking Color series continues Thursday, November 11, with a program titled "The Black and White of Crime and Punishment." This public discussion will take place from 2:00 to 4:00 p.m. in room 103 of Greenquist Hall. Organized by the University's Center for Ethnic Studies, Talking Color stimulates discussion on important social issues among people from all sections of the community. Audience participation is strongly encouraged. The Talking Color p rogram is free. For more information, call the UWParkside Center for Ethnic Studies at ext. 2701. second one• forum offered . on weapons polic1 OW-Pad<side "Vil.I hold Open Porum JI, a dis..-ussion of the University PQHi=c we11pons carry poUcy on Wedrictiday, Nov. 17. Sp<msored by the l;.r~vf.ri/ity'll H:ea.lth, Safety, and Pl\Yi!I~ EnvirQnment CQnunittec, the funi)nwill tal<e p~ceinMolittaro 105 {:rom noon tol p.m. \JW-P~k,ude students are encoura~ to attend and participate in this . open discussion. University faculty and staff as well as residents of :.ss>'-'th,ecaste,.-n Wi,sco,:,sin also are welcome. With thousands of visitors · <'<>l'il.lttg to the UW-Park$h:ie c:ampus each year, the University Police weapons cany poµey is a puj;,llc' safety .issue. Everyone is efl(:ouraged to atterld and expre$$ his or her opinion. This will help committee members ga.in ttll!' jriformation na.--essary to reach an informed decision. Dr. Herbert Pitts, l.JW-Parli:s;de'is assismn! 10 the Cl;l.an~Jlor for Equity and biv~ity,wil,l ~noderate the forun,. l'he Health, Safety, and Physical Environment Cbtnrttii:t..e will make recommendati<>n« <>n the policy to Univ~i<.i'.ty q,.,,ncell<,u Jack K..-.at.ing. The forum is free. UW~Parllslde Celebrates the world Wltb Worldfest week '99 · ¥kh~lle 1-'iilye\l'; \JW-Parksldc and the World.fest W~ ~ommittce are spol'so~tog Worldfest Week"99 November llii ~ougl118. The purpo,,e of this week . 'of adl.vWes is :to celebrate different cultures thui; givjng pe.:,ple a chance tQ experi,el)ce traditional other thari th¢l,:; owt,.. Kitkirig off Wotldfe!it Week '99 on Monday; 1'.'Qvember 15, is a showing o( ".American HHltpty X" in,the l,.Tr\ion Cirtett,a af 4:;!0 p,m. ·· Admissioa is si to:r students and $2 for guests. Later that evening, Daniel Taylor ~ Uwre~ Ul).iv~ty will give a prcS<'lltation. titled "The Olympie C'.ames, Then and Now" in the VniQll Cj1'ema from 7:00 to &30 p.m. , . . Or> W~s.;lay1 N~v~.r:iiber 17, ah InternaHonal Food Palr will be held ,in Y12rer MaiJ:l Place ofWyHi:e . .Hall fr-0m t 1 a.m. tb 1 p.rn. Fratenuties, sorb,itie,i;, anti ivarlous cultural groitps Will~ sellin~ ethnic fQO<i indica- ,Hve of their cultW-es. l'lease. be .aware that stud<'nf c:n-t"!J'izations canndt a~ e~ at their tables. Food tickets will be available at Tal>le- 6 for 50 cents' e'31;h, or at ;l'able 12 for student"! :who wish lo ~leir Range!'Cata • q.1ex·Pt,a:rn:it11:9'). .. . . . , Al.sq 9n W~9nes&ay, ther~ will be ~ perfo.rmance by Acoustic War,;iors, a Native Ameticart mµsic and ~torytellin.g g:mup, :t:'his also will be held in Mab-I~~ J l lil,.m. to, 1 p.rn. The final d:ay <1f Woddfest Week •1)9, 'l'hl.(rtlday, Nov. 1$, features De~ah Bufflon Qf :lJW.-LaCrosse speaking on "War and Propaganda" from 2 to 3:30 p.m. in Union 104/~06, The week's events end that evening ,with a se,;:ond showing of "American History X" in the Unic>n Cine.ma at 7:30 p.m. . For more informati<,m on any World fest Week '99 event, call th/;) UWPi.uks{d(! Student I:ife Office at el<t: 2278, News Briefs Victor, In Peace: Art fof a Good cause Jason Henson Gang intervention and forming a creative mind are the goals of the Victory in Peace (VIP) artwork currently on display ~t the UWParkside Library and the subject of a program m the hbrary. The exhibit, sponsored by the Wu.stum Museum of FinP_ Art..::;' Book Artct Workshop Program, features books ranging in subject matt_er from collections of black and white photographs and poetry to conuc books and other assorted art forms. The program is a summer course that helps ~each y_oung children between the ages of 6 and 11 to vent their emotions usmg art instead of violence. In the program, children are taught how to make and design their own paper along with various art techniqu~. . The program was developed in Racine and began in 1992. This year's exhibit is the fourth that the Friends of the UW-Parkside Library have sponsored. The books illustrated by the children are limited editions, only 20 to 30 copies will be available. They arc considered non-traditional books and each of the books is unique, showing the emotions of each child and their different personalities. Caren Heft and Kelly Gallaher will be the speakers at tonight's program. They will talk about the exhibit and how to get children involved in VIP. Heft is a book artist and has been published in such places as the Library of Congress. KeUy Gallaher is the artist-in-residence who worked with the children in the summer program. 80th Heft and Gallaher will stress the importance of VIP and why it works. Their presentation will be held in the library's second floor Overlook Lounge. The exhibit remains on display through November 19. 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No sus- pects Or witness..-s. 10/22/99 i,\C 99-697 Fi.re A larm, Union, 7:38 p.m. Student reported a fire alarm soundb,g. "there was no audible alarm when the offiCCT orrivt.-d, howev"-r, a mu5i~ OJ wa6 I.I.Bing a fog machine in the rec centt!'r which had set off the.- smoke sensor. The OJ was irtstructed to shut off the machine and the alarm was then reset. 10/22/99 Inc 99-698 D;sorderly Conduct, Greroqulst Hall, 8:12 p.m. Two employees had a verbal d.isag.-eement which developed into a physical confrontation. lnve:;tigation continuing. 10/22/99 Inc 99-699 Fire A larm, Union., 9:11 p.m. Power Plant worker notified UPP$ of a fire alarm in the Union. Officer could detect no fire in tlw building:. Alarm was rL'SL-t. 10/22/99 lnc 99-700 Agency Ass;s~ Comm. Arts., 9:23 p .m. Kenosha Joint Services n."guested UPFS officer check th(' D-1 level for a 911 hang--up roll. When officer arrived at the scene, a large group of people we.re exiting from a theatre event. There was no evidence of anyone with an emergency. 10/23/99 Inc: 99-702 Agency Assist, Kenosha Sheriff Dept., 22nd Ave,, 3:53 a. . .m. UPPS officer assisted with a vehicle acx:1dent 1,.mtU sheriff deputies and Somer's Fire Department arrlved. 10/23/99 Inc 99-703 Unauthonzea Presence, Greenquist Hall, 2:33 p . .m. St.-ff member report~d someone had entered his office without permission. Investigation co.ntinwng. 10/23/991.nc 99-704 Mcwcal Assc;ts, Soccer Field, 2:32 p .m. UPP$ officer responded to a reportc-d injury. 10/24/99 Inc 99-70.S Harassing Phone Calls, Ranger Hall, 2:46 a.m. Student reported receivi.n~ a th.reate:n.ing message on his answering machine. Student is to report any further calls of that nature. 10/24/99 Inc 99-706 CrlmU'lal Damage to Property-Personal, University Apartments, 4:30 a.m. Unknown perSOn sfo.shed aU four tires on a visitor's vehicle. No suspects or wit• ncsscs to the incident. 10/24/99 Inc 99-707 Criminal Damage to Property /Personal Vehlcle, UnlversHy Apartments, 2:10 p.m. Student reported the front tires on his vehicle had been slashed. 10/24/99 lnc 99-708 Criminal Damage to Prop~rty /Personal Vehicle, University Apartments, 5:17 p .:r:n. Student reported Student reported hV"O tires on hls vehicle wf:re slashed and a mark scratched on the passenger side. No suspects o.r \•,.-i~"S. 10/24/99 Inc 99-709 Crlm.inal Damage to Property/Personal Vehicle, University Apartmc-nts, 5:25 p.m. Visitor reported two p.'lSSCnger side tin.>s slashed on his vehicle and dents on hood and comer panel. No suspects or witnesses. 10/25/99 Inc 99-710 Fire Alarm, Wyllie Hall, 10:28 a.m. Power Plant reported a fl.re alarm. Upon officer's arrival, no evidence of smoke or fire could be foW"Ld. 10/25/99 lnc 99-711 n,eft, Unlvers;ty Apartments parking lot, 1:56 p .m. Student reported unknown person rote.red h(>t' vehid~ and forcibly removed a CD playe< and stereo equipment. 10/25/99 Inc 99-712 The~, Union Building, 2:37 p .m. Student reported theft of a coat which had been left on a chair during a dance on 10/23/99. 10/26/99 Inc 99-713 Fire Odil, Commun.ication Arts 8uilding, 10:31 a.m. An annual fire drill was conducted and the building: was cleared 1n eight minute$. Alann was reset. • 10/26/99 Inc 99-714 Theft, Personal Beat SUSDICIOUS Circumstances Case of: the Week 10/22/99 tnc 99-701 Suspicious Circumstances, University Apartments, 9:51 p.m. Student reported four individuals knocked on her door ' requesting food and shelter. One subject was fi1ming the other subjects. Student declined the shelter request and closed the door_ Officer checked th~ area with negative results. Property, Wyllie Hall, 1:33 p.m. Student n:.,,orted the theft of a text book. Investigation continuing. 1))/26/99 Inc 99-715 Agency Ass;st, WylUe Hall, 2:56 p.m. Kenosha Sheriff called to report a 911 hMg•up call from a pay phone by the Bookstore. Officer checked the area but did not finrl anynni> thPn>- .10 / 26 /99 Inc 99-716 Lost and Found, TaHent Dock, 4:35 p.m. Custodian found a oolly at the loading dock which wlll be kept at CJ.PPS until the owner is located. 10/26/99 Inc 99-717 Property Oa.mngc, Ranger HaJJ parking lot, 5:00 p .m. Student reported finding two deep scratches on h~r cac which had~ pa.rked in the lot. No wi~ es 10 the i.ncJdent. 10/27 /99 Inc 99-718 flre Equipment Tampering, Molinaro Hall, 4:50 a.m. While on routine patrol, UPPS officer saw an ex.tingui5h- er which had been discharged inside it class• room entrl\I\ce. No suspects of witnesses at this time. Extinguisher will be replaced. 10/27 /99 Inc 99-719 Disordedy Conduct, Union and Ranger Hall, 7:16 p.m. Student r<..-portt.-d a visitor hara..c..sing her and causing a scene, first in. the Un.ion ;.\nd tlu."f\ RanhP(?r Halt The suspect, is not a student but is rumored to have been living at Ranger Hall for over a month. Victim requested. no further action taken at this time other than to report the incident. 10/18/99 Inc 99-720 Criminal Damage to Property /State, Tallent 188, 10:21 a.m. An offioe window was found to have a 1" round hole in it with re:.-ulti.ng cracks tlU"01.1gh• out the window. Facilities Management was contacted for repairs. l0/28/99 Inc 99-721 Theft from Vehicle, Union Lot, 7 :35 p .m . Student reported unknown person removed a UW-F parking permit from her locked vehk:k-. No other itet:l\S wt:!'nl' missing. No :;,l.Cjpects or witnesses. 10/28/99 Inc 99-722 1-Jarassment, University Apartments, 6:55 p .m. Student rcportOO being verbally harassed by another student. Com.plaint will be forwarded to residell.:e life officials. 10/28/99 Inc 99-723 Traf!ko Violatlol\, CTH E and CTH J.R, 12:22 a.m. While on patrol, UPPS ofik"er observed a vehicle with one headlight ouL A 00T check revealed drive.r, (no university affiliation) was suspended for failure to pay a fine. Citation was issued for that offense. 10/29/99 Inc 99·724 Personal Prope,ty Theft, Comm. Art·s Lot, 10:30 a.m. Student reported his UW-P pern,it taken from his unlocked vehicle. No sw.pects or witnes9e5. 10/29 /99 lnc 99-725 Fire Alann, Creenqwst Hall, 2:17 p.m. Power Plant advised of an alarm. Officers chec-ked the buJlding but foW\d no smoke or fl:..'\mes. 10/29/99 Inc 99-726 Agency Assist, Kenosha Sheriff Dept., lnne, Loop Road, 2:54 p.m. UPPS received a report of two vans driving erratically and throwing beer cans out the window. Officer checked the area but found no vcltlcl(.-s matching the description. 10/29/99 Inc 99-727 Traffic Violation, 900 Wood Road, 10:39 p .m. office, obse,ved a vehicle with a missing tall light. A cht.:.ck of the DOT fUc rcv-.takd driv,n (no 1,.S,Oiversity affiliation) was revoked and vehicle licen.cie expired. ~ citation was issued for Vehicle Operated .\fter Suspension and Operating While Revoked, 4th offen.cie. 10/30/99 Inc 99-728 Traffic Stop, CTH E, 1:30 a.m. Officer stopped a vehicle that was swerving over the roadway. A OOT c.he<:k revealed plates did not match the vehicle descrJpt1on and driver had no lio..-nsc. The driver, a lucine motorist, was issued a citation for Oisplnying Unauthorized P lates and Operath,g Without• Valid DL, 2nd offuru;e. 10/30/99 Inc 99.729 Agency Assist. Warrant, CTH E, 2:31 a . .m. While on a. traffic stop1 the driver, a Racine Motorist, was fowid to have an outstanding warrant through the Racine Police Oept. for contempt of court. Subject was transported to the Kenosha County jail. 10/30/99 Inc 99-730 Traffic Accident, University Apartments parking lot, 3:05 p.m. Student's vehicle struck another vehicle while backmg out of• pa,kmg stall. 10/30/99 Inc 99-731 Bu.ming Violation, XCountry Course, 4:41 p.m.. Anonymous com• plainant reported a burning violation in the pine forest off SJH 31 and CTH E. Orncer cru..."Cked. the area but could find no signs of fire. The next shift on duty will also check the area. 10/30/99 Inc 99-732 Burning Violation, XCountry Course, 4:42 p.m. While on patrol, Offie(!-r came across a visitor who had built a small tempo.rtlry shelter and h:id a cooking fire. The subject advised she was homeless and had been living in the area a couple days. Subject was told to extinguish the fire and vacate the area. Verbal warning was Uo"\led for Chapter 18 bu.ming violation. 10/30/99 Inc 99-733 Assist Citizen, University Apartments, 6:34 a.m. Student wanted to speak to an officer along with housing R.A.'s on problems that appeared to be academ.ic and stte:18 related. R.A.'s c:owisclt.-d &."tUdent and will meet with her again. 10/30/99 Inc 99-734 Ffre Alarm, Union, 10:14 p.m. Power Plant reported an alarm. Officer found a f~-i.ng machine set up for the haunted tunnel may Mvc caused the alarm as there was no evidcore of smoke or fire. Alarm system was reset. 10/30/99 Inc 99-735 Medkol Assb-t, Union, 10:56 p .m. Student was found unoonsdous. Kenosha Med. 5 responded but $tudent .refused tra.nsport. 10/30/99 Inc 99-736 Alarm, Wyllie, 11:13 a...m. Student rt."f>Ortcd nn emergency exit alarm SOW\d..iJ'\g. UP.PS officer was able to gain access n111er I law & order 5 to the aJ..,nn box and cf.is.. connect th~ alarm.. 10/31 /99 Inc 99-737 Recovered Stolen Property, University Apartments, 2:23 p.m. While speaking to the driver of an accident, UPPS officer saw several parking signs hanging on an apartment waJI. S igns were confiscated and are being held pending proof of ownership. 10/31 /99 Tnc 99-738 Recovered Stolen Property, Creenquist Hall, 4:53 p.m. Student advi.st."Cl of a chemical spill in a lab. The safety / risk manager was co,,tacted and he assessed. t1,o Situation and ~-:r-..u-..,g ... -<1. !Or ctcan .. up. 11 /01 /99 Inc 99-739 Explosive Oevke (Bullet), Union parking Jot, 8:44 a.in. Staff member reported finding a rifle bullet u, the parking lot. Bullet was tu.med over to UPPS. Owner unknow,, at this time. 11 /01/99 Inc 99-740 State Property Theft, Wyllie Hall., 10:16 a.m. Staff rnember repotted p...~ nnd state property had been removed hom an office. 11/01/99 Inc 99-741 Personal Property Theft, Wyllie Hnll, 10:16 a .m . Staff member reported property taken frc.,m an office. 11/01/99 Jnc 99-742 Suspicious Circumstances, Cl Arts 8uildjng t"nd Union Lot. Student reported an unknown male had followed her from the building to Union lot and qu(Stioned her and then left the area. 11/01/99 Inc 99-743 UWS Chapter 18, Vandallsm, Ra.ng-..T Hall parking Jot, 3:30 p.m. SluJ~nt •~pvrt-:,..1 vam,h1.H:s01 tu her vehicle ~tween Oct 28-29th. The ante1ma had been bent. 11/03/99 Inc 99-749 Traffic Violation, Outer Loop at Wood Road, 12:05 p .n,, Driver, a student, who did not stop for a stop sign was issued a citation for that offen:5e. 11/03/99 lnc 99-750 Fire Drill, Sports & Activity Center, 2:30 p .m. An annual fire drill was conducted at SAC with approxima~ly 75 pt.-oplc evacuated with no problems noted. 11/03/99 Inc 99-751 Alarm· Bookstore, &19 p .m. AJann panel showed an alarm at the Bookstore. UPPS officer checked and found all doors 64...~. Bookstore manager was contacted and alarm canceled nnd ....._.._ 11/04/99 lnc 99-752 Traffic v;olation, CTH Eat Wood Road, 12.:29 a.m. Driver (no Wliver-- sity affiliation) who failed to stop for a ,top sign was dted for thatofk.""t\Se, 11/04/99 T,,c 99-753 Ttt\£6.<: Viofotion,, CTI-I £ at Wood Road, 12:48 a.m. Driver, a student, who fo.ik-d to stop for a stop sign wns cited for that offense. 11/03/99 lru: 99-754 T,affic V;olation. Sil-I 31 & CTH JR, 7:52 a.m.. Driver, a student, was cll'ed for faill.ll'e to stop for a stop sign. 11/04/99 Inc 99-755 Traffic Violation, Outer Loop & W()()d Ro..,d, 10:~ n.m., Driver, a student, was dted for failure to stop for a stop sign. 11/04/99 lnc 99-756 Found Property, Tallent Hall, 7:21 p.m. A staff member brought a jacket to UPPS that had bL"CI\ left in a class-- room. Owner ca.lied to clalm jt\c.ket and it was tu.med over to him airer proper idcntific:..1.tlon. 11/04/99 Inc 99-757Traffic v;olation, CTH JR at Cl1i E., 5:58 p.m. Driver, a student, was issued a citation for failure to stop for a stop sign. 11 /04/99 Inc 99•758 Suspicious Circumstances, Wyllie Hall, 10:-09 p.m. Staff .mcm.bt.-T re_p<>rtt..-d n.>cciving disturbing e-mail messages Involving another t:>mployee. Investigation pend.i.ng. 11/04/99 Inc 99-759 Troffic Violotion, CTI-I JR at CTH E, 8:21 p.m. Driver, a studcm, was issued a cit,,tion for failure to stop for a stop sign. 11/04/99 Inc 99-760 Tr.iliic V;olation, CTH G a.nd Outer Loop Rood., 5:54 p .m. Driver, a student, was issued a dtatlo1, for failure to stop at a stop sign. 11/04/99 Inc 99-761 Tral6c Violation, 30th Ave. at CTI I E., 10:22 p.m. Driver, a student, was issued a citation for failure to stop for a stop sign. - -- 6 ranger I news Get out to ''Getting out'' fielen Vasiliou . Judging a play by its script""" be very risky. Even if you took that risk, however, "~tting Out" would still beawiono,r. "Tt's !In awesome play, ~•d. seruor .Katie Vane, who plays the chara<;ter Arlie. "Getting o.,e• i;s about a young WOTil<ITI (Arlene) played l;,}1 j-1.1nior Jenny Toutant, trying to fight for the great potenmu she sees In her fumre after befog released from prison. Thi& off-Broadway SU~"«'SS is one of the plays written by Marsl'la Norman. Norm.-n h11s also written plays such 11s "The Holdup" ;;md "Traveler in the Dark." 1".i.J>ding new strength .i:P religion, Arlene atten1pts to move on and put her crim.inal life b<>.hi11d. Flashbacks from her past, dealiJ;>g with prison guards, .her ex-pimp boyfriend and her &plit personality (Arlie) still haunt h.e:r; however. The New York Times calls "Getting Out'' a pJay -whic:h "with a blaze of theatrical 11nergy, light_,; up the off-Broad-y scene as nqthi.r\g els<: this season. Moves w; to joyo\1s tears." Dil'OCIQrTom Sllll$\r9ll\ has confidence in this talented <::as! and in their petfoonances in this production. "Getting Out'' will be performed in UW-Parkside's S,:udiQ Theater on Pee:. 3-4 and Dec,. 9--10 at 7:30 p.m. 'The nlatinee showing of ''C~tting Out·' wj]J be on Dec. 9 at 10 a.m. Ticket cos\/, are $10 for adults and $7 for seniors,. student,,, faculty and staff. Group$ of '.W or more ~-an buy discounted ticketi, (or 5$ each. ======-c=-==- =- •c=-,..,--------------------------=• ... ~ :..,~ Familv weekend offers wholesome entenainment Dan Bullock University Activities and Residence Life of UW-Parkside have planned a weekend filled with programs and activities for all ages and are callmg it, appropriately enough, Family ~ - Weekend. This weekend has been set aside to welcome families of faculty, students, and staff and give them an opportunity to see first-hand the many elements that make UW-Parkside such an important part of the southeastern Wisconsin community. \ Activ ities include a magic show featuring not one "'" ~ but two illusionists, Midnight Madness at the Sports and Activities Center, The Dr. Seuss Festival, campus tours, and fireside chats with various campus organizations. There also will be basketball games and recreational activities at the Parkside Union. In addition, a series of self-improvement workshops will offer insights on how you can optimize your finances, deal constructively with stress, and gain a sharper perspective on college life. . Family Weekend activities will begin Friday, Nov. 12 and will continue through Nov. 14. Register at the desk in the Union Bazaar. All programs and activities are free. The only cost is for lunch and dinner. Area h otels have reduced rates for those attending the Family Weekend. For information on lodging, call the visitor's bureaus of Kenosha or Racine It's been 18 years since UW-Parkside has opened the Family Weekend to the public, and everyone is encouraged to attend. Invite your family and enjoy a weekend of fun at UW-Parkside. You don't need a business degree GE I EXPER:tENCE AND GET PA:tDI Q Q Q () GOllil Id(!;) to make a v.lise investment. ~oUCATOJf.s ( ) <'•~o,r . utl,o www.ecu.com bo you love working wi'th children? bo you like challenging work? 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Think about the students you're representing here_" Chief Justice Terri Jacobson. senate, then taken to 1 SUFAC for approval, and finally put in front of the Chancellor for his consent. Each senator was given a copy of the budget, and a heated debate ensued when a $48,890 increase in funds for the senate was proposed. The main area of increase focused on the a Uotted amount Chairpersons of committees will receive. Each Chrurperson, or the head of each committee, is allowed $250 a semester according to the current budget. The new proposal includes a $750 jump where each Chairperson receives $1000 a semester for work done. That is a 400% increase in committee funds. Many senators were confused and outraged at this, saying the increase was not necessary. "This [committee work] is not supposed to be a part time job," said President Pro Tem, Veroljub Radulovic. It was also revealed during the debate that committees may not be meeting according to their schedules and that Radulovic, who is responsible for keeping track of each committee's minutes, has not been getting information on what the committees have actually been working on. The question was posed if the committees deserve to be paid more, because of the questionable work production. Many senators voiced their concern about what committees have actually done for the students of Parkside. "If this budget goes into effect as is, it is going against campaign promises to keep student costs low," said Senator Chris Leipski. "For many years committee Ch.air:s were given nothing for their work. How can we justify a $48,000 increase? Think about the students you're representing here," said Chief Justice Terri Jacobson. A motion was brought to the floor to cut the $1000 to $650, still over a SOo/c, increase. However, under immediate vote, the motion passed, but not before President Corey Mandley stated Iha t he would line item veto the budget. This means that in order for $22,300. "What are we supposed to be, a travel agency?" said Senator Leipski. President Cory Mandley stated afterwards, "ln order for the Senate to function properly, we need about $30,000, which is less than other UW campuses our size. We arc asking for so much, fully expecting SUFAC to chop it down. But we do have a lot of hard working people here that deserve more than what they're currently getting." The budget was not agreed upon and many senators walked out before the meeting was adjourned. Aproposal to 'have an emergency senate meeting on Monday 11-8 about the budget was rejected. It was decided that the budget -would be put forth to SUFAC as it stands and any further changes made to it during next Friday's meeting would also be put in front of SUFAC. PSGA meeting 10-29-99 Bec:kyDuba The meeting opened with the new senators from the recent elections being sworn in. After this short process, nominations for the three open SUFAC seats were taken. SUFAC, the Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee, is the committee that disperses aU the funds from the Parkside Budget to the different organizations and clubs. 1n all, seven senators were nominated for the three seats: Kevin Matson, Chds Liepski, Maria Negron, Shana Hopkins, Tarajec Amin, Theophist Mclntyie, and Tony Milton. Following nominations, each senator was given only a couple of short minutes to state why they deserve to be on the committee. All of the nominated senators were very well qualified. After their short speeches, the vote was taken. Maria Negron, the current chairperson of the Committee, was reelected. Tony Milton was also elec:ted. He is a junior, with a double major in Finance and Economics. 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Trissa Groff "One, two, three, four, no more violence anymore." "Five, six, seven, eight, we want freedom we won't wait." 11Two, four, six, eight,. no more date rape." These were just a few of the chants shouted by enthusiastic advocates that marched around the University of Wisconsin-Parkside's dorms Thursday, Oct. 28. Around 75 people of different races and genders gathered together in the Union Bazaar .for Take Back the Night Take Back the Night started m 1973 in Germany after a handful of rapes. The people wanted to end the violence and hold the violators re~ponsiblo for their actions. The violence continues and people gather everywhere, not just at UWParkside, to try and end this epidemtc Betsy Ade filled the hall witt music by playing her guitar, while' candles, whistles, and information about violence were distributed by Joni Calhoun and Jackie Buzzel, coordinators of the UW-Parkside Womyn's Center. T-shirts were sold with proceeds going to the Aids Resource Center of Wisconsin. The Womyn's Center, in association with the Gay and Lesbian Organization, organized the rally. The agenda for the night involved two guest speakers: Althea Knutson who represents Kenoshans Against Sexual Assault (KASA), and Marlene Schlecht, a UW-Parkside police officer. KASA is a non-profit organization that helps 24 hours a day. It has a hotline, support groups, and one-on-one counseling. These women spoke to raise the awareness not only of women, but men and children, too. After the speeches, a march was held around the UW-Parkside dorms to break the silence. Then there was a bonfire built by the Kenosha Fire Department. During this time, the advocates observed a moment of silence for all the assaulted. This also gave people a chance to speak out if they had something to say about being a victim or knowing someone who is. Much was learned during this event. For example, one in three women will be raped in their lifetime, 85% of them by acquaintances. One in si-x men will be assaulted in their lifetime and 40% of those committing the assault are strangers. A child has to tell of his or her assault an average of seven times before anyone takes any action. For these reasons, people gathered to "Take Back the Night." Schlecht stated that if everyone at the event talked to five friends about what they learned and those people talked to five more, maybe it would be a start to help break the silence among people. Photos: Jeff AJley The Parkside Ac-t-ivi-1-ies Board Wishes to Thank Everyone Involved with the Wonderful Safe Halloween! 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The Passport to Learning is another change made to allow students to work with juniors and seniors and the community outside of class. The class is covered over a ten-week period. To access Passport information, students can go to the Worldwide Web in the UW-Parksidc library. The students will do the work outside of class then meet with the instructor to reflect on the experiences the class had. The class is designed to help the student chose a major, set goals, and learn about the many opportunities UW-Parkside has to offer. "The program is designed to offer more variety to the students, " said Deanne Stone, head of housing. The class is a new pilot for the semester to see whether or not the changes have made a positive effect on the s tudents. The results on the success of the pilot will be determined after the 1999 fall semester. IN TWO SHORT YEARS WITH US, YOUR VALUE WILL REALLY GROW. New spin on 0011 Dieter Kehrhahn A beautiful park, with many trees, shrubs, and terrain changes surrounds the University of WisconsinParkside. Thus, it is the perfect setting for the newest variation of golf caUed disc golf. UW-Parkside has added the sport to its recreational offerings and it is quickly gaini.ng popularity. The sport was founded in the 1970's, but only recently has it become to flourish in the United States. It is fun, challenging, and perhaps best of all, cheap alternative to golf. AU a student needs is a disc - a Frisbee to most people. The rules of the game arc basically the same as those of "ball golf" with the object of reaching the target with the fewest number of throws. Disk golf is a good excuse to get outside for some fresh air, a healthy walk, and an aerobic workout. It is a sport that can be enjoyed by anybody, regardless of disability, age, or skill level. lt can also be played yearround, since you're less likely to loose a disc in the snow. 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A brownfield is an abandoned or unused commercial and industrial site where expansion or redevelopment is hindered because of contamination. The brownfields in question were the Frost and Outokumpu manufacturing sites located in the heart of the Lincoln neighborhood. The presentation by UW-Parkside was the second such neighborhood forum and the culmination of a yearlong project spearheaded by Sociology Professor Anne Statham. The UW-Parkside group presented background information and community involvement issues. They also presented economic development possibilities compiled and developed by Professor of Economics Dennis Kaufman and his class. After much hard work, several UW-Parkside class r,rojects are coming to fruition. Classes that provided input into the project were Society and the Environment, Environmental Studies Seminar and Environmental Economics. Students from these classes represented a wide variety of disciplines wjth majors ranging from biology to dramatic arts. "My observation is that involving students in community projects deepens the learning experience," said Statham. Students took pictures, talked to local residents, researched environmental issues, kept journals, worked with city officials, completed reports on economic development proposals, conducted a summary of public files, researched funding possibilities, and made presentations to the community. Sociology major and Lincoln Middle School alumnae Tracy Hawthorne was one of the presenters. "I like the project because it has to do with the community. Helping my own community is especially gratifying," said Hawthorne. The project has allowed UW-l'arkside students and faculty to interact directly with the local community, providing a forum for positive social action. One of the goals was to provide materials for use in educating and involving the neighborhood residents in the decision making process about future uses of the sites. 'Tm just glad to see Parkside involved, it's nice to see them doing something in the community," said local resident and radio persona)jty Louis Rugaru. Several audience members expressed similar sentiments. Students were able to utilize some of the expertise located right here at the University. Several faculty members agreed to act as consultants. With students acting as liaisons, compiling data and creating reports, this broad knowledge base was able provide the city of Kenosha with expert consulting on a pertinent and meaningful issue. · Kenosha officials involved ID the project since its inception are UW-Parkside graduate and Kenosha Mayor John Antaramian, Director of Cip Planning Ray Forgioni, and Alderwoman Katherine Marks. The two sites were chosen because they figure prominently in the Lincoln Neighborhooa , he Frost site involves approximately four city b locks The Outokumpu site involves nearly three times as much area. Not only is the Outokumpu site larger, the issues surrounding it are more complex. The site ;s currently vacant, but up for sale. The company owning the Frost site went bankrupt, making it easier for city officials to start redevelopment. 1t is now owned by the city and demolition is under way. "I feel real good about Parkside's involvement, we would have never known about this issue without their involvement, I'm very grateful," said local resident Louise UavJ.S. Valuable resume experience and a fun place to work. Wyllie D-13QC AT TIAA-CREF, WW EXPENSES ARE A IDGH PRIORITY. A ll financial companies charge operating fees and expenses - some more than others. Of course, the lower the expenses you pay, the better. That way., more of your money goes where it should - toward building a comfortable future. 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Viva la burgers I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I APOiio lands at Parkside Kathleen Meyer Oohs, ahhs, h09ts and !lolle~ we~ all pa.rt of the experiel\Qe, as the audience helped create the second annual Apollo Talent Show sponsored by the Park,,ide Activities 13<:>ard an ove,wheln1- iu.g :SUt.:L~~ On October 20, the audiCJ:l.oo in the Union Cinema was entertained by l-0caJ talents using the formal of "Showtlme At 1'he Apollo" amateur night 1elev1i;ion progra11,. As on 'lv", peoplepe,;- fornwd and let. the audience judge th1,11ir tal@t. 'file aui;lie.r;u:e made their preference t.htougl;t eith,et enthusiastic cheers and applause or confiden.;:e- br¢a\<i,ng tiooo and 'heckles. This was llOt the ki.nd of sl:).ow where you sit politely in your seat and only applau!f on cue. On the contrary, this was the kind of show made more exdHng a1,1 the \\t.!dience jum.petl fro1TI their seat to 7 •• ea.lously cheer on the performers. U\N-Park,;ide's own mascot was there tb sweep anyone off.- stage who didn't perfo1.·m to the audience's $ati.$£acti6n. However, on thi$ night, no one got "the hook.» , , , Night Life Coordinator Martha lOng presided as ~tei: of Ceremonies. Although there were di.Eficulties with sound early on in the show, King and the pe.rformers petliE'Veted to tlllthrall the audience. When it was all said and done, HSaydee" was the act of ch.Q4;e. Thomas Harris and Lasac Simpson perfo,v,ed the song 1'$Qft,aJ\d Wet." As the intensity of the song escalated, they were joined ,on stage by Mc,nique Wilson and Jasmin~ Wooclruff to perform a preci:;cly choreographod dance routine. The night was a success for ev,:ryone. The audience cotll.dn1t help but leave with smiles on thelrJaces and the winners with an extra $50 in their pock- ' ' "ThiS yeat's show was a great sucress," King said, , With an attendance of over 200 people and quality p.er:fonners on stage, she hopqs thQ show generated enouS):l mterestto continue ii$ annual run next year. A11'ENTION STUDENTS Stop by the Ranger office and find out how you can place free classified ads! Wyllie D-139C " ,. 12 ,. ••• , 1 a,urta Rangers take Quincey 3-1 Alex Kulig A cold and windy November 3 brought coach Rick Kilps to his 299th win. The victory came against Quincey and prodded UWParkside's mens soccer team to the semi- final aeain,c:;t Fnrt WaynP Saturday, November 6. "Everybody made their adjustments at half time and did their job. That brought us the win," said an ecstatic Coach Kilps. Quincey drilled hard in the first half. Scott Rogles, number 8, scored the first and only goal by Quincey, as Parkside goalkeeper Dan Tredo foiled all other scoring attempts. Eight minutes before the half, Raymond James, number 7, slammed in a decisi've first goal for Parkside. James had another goal in the second half. Justin Meredith, number 18, also put one in the books for the Rangers. "Feels pretty good. I think the second half was our best effort. We probably haven't played this well for half the season. We're looking forward to playing the number one team (Fort Wayne] in the region in the semi-finals. Fort Wayne is, I think, ninth in the nation right now. They beat us earHer in the season, so we're looking for revenge. We haven't been in the final of a tou rna men t in, l think, two years. So, we're looking to get back there and, hopefully, win it for the first time," said Adam Riesz, number 9, who made many excellent saves and several scoring attempts. 'We came out more together on """° ond half with more intensity. We capitalized on opportunities for the whole second half, so that was a big half for us," said Adam Chwala, number 15. Good lives up to her name For the second time this season, Kari Good of the Wisconsin-Parkside women's volleyball team has been selected Great Lakes Valley Conference Player of the Week. The senior form Davenport, Iowa, led the Rangers to a win over St. Joseph College, November 6, which allowed the team to qualify for the GLVC p ost -season tournament. Good recorded her seventh tripledouble of the year. She had 15 kills (.325 hitting percentage), 28 digs and 42 assists. On November 5, against IUPU Fort Wayne, sh e barely missed another triple-double by one kill. Good recorded nine kills (.308 hitting percentage), 16 digs and 44 assists. Photos: Tim Overocker Halloween Kids On 11tursdny. Oct. 28 Halloween Hoopla brought kids of alJ ages to a basketball carnival and scrimmage. Mcmb<.-rS of the men's and women's basketball teams ran different statiOJ\S a.nd help..._-'d kids have fun and learn the game. (top) 7 year o ld David O'Loughhn leaps into lhe air and shoob a lay up. (Jcp r;ghl) Tn.."Vor Dorgan, 9, looks around the ball to see the hoop before h1s free throw. (right) Emma Oster, 4,. chast.-s after a ball that rolled awav vo11evba11 post-season sealed bv win The University of WisconsinParkside women's volleyball team needed to win the final match of the regular season to earn a post-season bid in the Great Lakes Valley Conference tournament. The Rangers did just th at as t hey defeated St. Joseph's College at the Sports and ActivHy Center, 5-15, 15-2, 15-8, 16- 14. The Rangers earn a N umber 3 seed in the Blue Division of the Great Lakes Valley Conference (in volleyball, the GL VC is spHt into two, sixteam division s with the top four in each division qualifying for the postseason tournament). Wisconsin-Parkside concludes the regular season with an 18-16 overall record, 8-8 in the GL YC. "This match was like playing in a single elimination tournament because if we would have lost, our season would have been over/' said UW-Parkside head coach Lenn Johns. "We're excited about being in the tournament." The coach cited the play of Kari Good (Davenport, IA) who had a triple-double and Nicole Melograno (Bristol, WI) for providing a spark. The Rangers will play in the G LVC tournament against Green Division Number 2 seed Bellarmine College in quarter-final action on Thursday, November 11, at noon EST, 1 p.m. CST. Northern Kentucky University, Highland Heights, KY, will host the tournament. Rangers prove challenge for Challengers Wisconsin's only NCAA Division II mens basketball team, WisconsinParkside, opened the 1999-2000 season in an exhibition game against the Chicago Challengers at Parkside's Sports and Activity Center on Saturdoy night, N ovcn-.be.1 7. The Challengers, made up of former college stars, many with professional experience, fell to the Rangers, 77-67. Brian Coffman, a 6-0 junior guard from M ishawaka, Indiana, led UWParkside with 24 points. The Rangers will play their second and final exhibition gam e a t UWParkside on Saturday, November 13, a t7:30 p.m. The regular season opener will be Friday, November 13, also at UWParkside at 7:00 p.m. The team then travels to Beloit College on Wednesday, November 24, before taking on Kent State, Number 11 seed in NCAA division I last year, in Ohio on Monday, November 29. Good VVeekly Income Processing mail for national company! Free supplies, postage! No selling! Bonuses! Start immediately! Genuine opportunity! Ph• lf rasb Lons Seit Addreaed Stamped Enftlope to: GMCO, P.O. Box 22-0740, Hollywood, Florida 33022 Interview with Alex Kulig UW•Parkside mens soccer coach Rick l<ilps has sealed his place in Wisconsin history. He has been named NCAA Regional coach of the Year twice, WSC Coach of the Year once, NAIA Coach Area of the Year three times, and NAIA District coach of the year six times. He has also received an award for Meritorious Service for his contribution to soccer by the Wisconsin Soccer Association. Here's what the coach had to say when interviewed about this monu• mental achievement. How does it feel to have 298 wins under your belt? Feels old. Tt sneaks up on you. One day, you turn around and you've got::. lnt nf er1mPs unrler your belt - games played whether they'd be wins or losses - you realize that you've been around a long time. How long have you been coaching? I've been here 16 years as a head coach. Plus my seven yea.rs at Aurora College in Aurora, Tilinois as a head coach makes 23 years as a head roach. Another two years as an assistant coach, one here at Parkside in '75 and one at Bowling Green. So that's 25 years. Why soccer, out of all the sports? Well, T played soccer as a youth. When I was young, there was not very much soccer around. It was just a sport that I picked up on it and I enjoyed it. As a graduate, I came here. I played soccer in college and it became my way of life. Have you enjoyed all your years coaching mens soccer at Parkside? For the most part. There have been ups and downs, but you know the majority have been ups. I have a lot of feeling for OW-Parkside being an alum. For 16 years, I have taken the program that was very shaky and made it very stable, and created a nice facility, a solid program and a great deal of fantastic alumni. Do you have any memorable plays or moments in all the years you've been here? I can remember when I took the job in summer of '84. I called everybody on the roster. I had seven players in July and you need 11 to play a game. Our alumni and the foundation director, Tom Krernnal, was the guy who encouraged me to take the job. l went to his house, I remember, and about at 11:00 at night 1 said, Sports Editor Alex Kulig "Tom, I can't do this. I'm leaving a good job and this program is a mess. There's no players, there's no uniforms. Tt' s in dire straits." We sat in his family room until 3:00 a.m., and he convinced me not to tear up the contract. Remarkably, that first year I grabbed some kids that were going to Aurora College that I'd recruited, a couple of kids off the street, and we went for the first time ever to the National Tournament. So it was a Cinderella season and a whirlwind start. Ultimately it has proven to be the right thing and ('m real happy with it. As far as individual games,. there's so many highlights and low lights. Every game is a new game. What made you want to coach? I don't know. T ju.st kind of fell into it. Tt wasn't by design originally. I played the game. I was in Secondary Education, in sociology as a major and a coaching/training certificate here. But I had a lot of injuries during my college career, including a broken leg that needed surgery and two knee surgeries. I spent a lot of time in the training, so I got involved in sports medicine quite a bit. When I graduated from Parkside, I actually stayed on for one year as an assistant while I was student teaching and I ended up going to graduate school in the sports medicine area. I got in as an assistant coach there and it just kind of evolved. As I got out of graduate school, the college job at Aurora became available and that was coaching and teaching. Tt was like, "Hey I need a job. Lei's do it!" And I liked it. Did you play any other sports besides soccer? I played a little bit of baseball. That was pretty much it. Football wasn't my game, and basketball was a little bit of size difference there. When I was in high school there was no high school soccer. There were the ethnic clubs that were playing soccer. There was a little bit of baseball, a bit of track, but dominantly soccer was my full time sport. Did you spend all your time in sport in high school and college? My life is soccer. It's non-stop. In addition to coaching a college team all year round, we run camps and I coach my sons youth team and I have for the last eight years in winter, spring, and summer, as well. It's one thing on the mind and that's the round baJI with the spots on it. Do you feel that soccer and many Coach Kilps ranger I sports 13 sports need more s upport from the student body at Parkside? Absolutely. All sports here need more support from the student body. What we did this year in mens soccer is create an "Adopt a Ranger" program for youth teams who come out on Monday nights and work with our kids and the college. It was fantastic because our attendance went up. We were averaging 250·:JOO {"'Opie a game this year. Tammy Day helped create some things to give away, like throwing T-shirts and water bottles into the crowd, free sandwiches if they call your name, and stuff like that. The sad part is that more Parkside students should attend those type of events. Not just mens soccer but women's soccer, volleyball, basketball, all the sports, rather then just sitting in their rooms playing Nintendo or watching videos. Do you have any advice for aspiring coaches? You have to put in the time. It's a school of hard knocks. You have to learn by doing and get involved, as soon as you can. If you really want to coach, you have to jump in hook line and sinker. You cant just dip the hook in the water and think, "Well, coaching will happen." You have to put your whole life into it, 24 hours a day, seven days a week. It has to be a full commitment to it. If you work hard, maybe your time will come. When you were a child, did you have any mentors or heroes? I have to think about that one. I think maybe in soccer there was an individual that was in our club team. Jt was a gentleman who was in the U. S. National team and was a professional player and captain of the Olympic lean, and American games team. He played in our city a·nd he was like a god when it came to soccer. Since that time, as J grew up and went into the adult world and got into coaching, he and I became partners in a camp business. He coached the World Cup team in 1990 in Italy and the US Team. He's currently coaching in the MLS, the Kansas City Wizards. That person is Bob Ganzler. Truly h e was my idol as a youth player. Ironically we've become the best of friends and business partners. We've been together doing that kind of thing over the last 20 years now. Ultimately, he coached at the highest level in this country, so I"ve learned a lot from him. Not just from him being my idol at the time when I was a youth, but as adults and coaching peers. I-Ie's given me a lot of confi ... dence. 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SC ON S I N COLL EGES ,.._ co N "! .,, ~ ::ll N .. §l -. - -.,: 0 z ; .. 14 ranger I en1enaI•men1 The spirit of Henrv David Thoreau takes on Bill Gates and his apostles Columnist Vito Tribu zio I went to Bill's Country Saloon because I wanted to drink excessively, to suck down every drop of significant booze that was set within my reach, and to see whether the bartender had any dirty jokes to tell me, NOT to get insulted by a bunch of Bill Gates people. That's just what happened, however, and once again I had to go home early because the computer-,,,nart people who frequent Bill's Country Saloon were in a talkative mood and I wasn't. Kelly Sanchez, a computer programmer who 1 met when my hard drive was on the verge of collapsing, kept telling me that the newer and more advanced devices she's been using can enhance h ard-drive performance by 69%, while Jim Bennett, the Microsoftologist who has been dating Kelly Sanchez, kept agreeing with everything she said. Several other computer-smart people joined us at the bar, and soon, everyone in the joint was splashing m e with terminology, confusing me with such difficult wordo no "Mykcgo.hcrtz, slosh rny polka dot shortz@zippy-dee-doo-dah com," wh.ile l just sat silently because I couldn't th.ink of anything smart to say except "Simplify! Simplify!" 1#1TO! XM SEN01111G MY ROOOT MINIONS TO OESTROY YOO! These people, particularly Kelly Sanchez and Jim Bennett, think that Bill Gates is God, or some sort of golden doughboy, and they've p laced him on a pedestal so high that his golden aura can be seen from Heaven. Now, I believe that th.is high-and-mighty place would suit Bill Gates just fine were it not for the fact that the spirit of naturalist Henry David Thoreau dwells in Heaven. Thoreau is resting in a modest place he built with his own two hands (with scrap lumber he found near Mahatma Gandhi's place), and he doesn't like it one bit when he is disturbed by the glare emanating from the golden doughboy on the high pedestal. That's why, I think, Thoreau took a trip down to Bill's Country Saloon last Saturday night. Thoreau was utterly angry because he OVP.rhP;lrd whRt Jim. Bennett was saying to m.e,. so the naturali.Gt came down to punch the Microsoftologist on the nose. However, realizing that he was just a spirit, and that he had Cha rlton Heston: The Second Amendment shouldn't be used as an excuse. After all, who really needs assault w eapons? Rush Limbaug h: People should listen to both sides of an a rgument. After all, I'm not always right. Puff D addy: I really need to w ork 01 my songw riting. Geraldo Rivera: But seriously folks e nough about JonBenet Ramsey! nothing solid with which to clobber Jim Bennett, Thoreau immediately looked for a living body to inhabit. And, since one of rny fists was already clenched due to the h eated argument I was having with Jim Bennett, Thoreau's spirit inhabited my body and told me to do a very nasty thing to the Microsoftologist. But I resisted. The urge to punch Jim Bennett in the nose was strong, but I had nvo very good reasons for not following the flux of nature: 1,. I was w:inn.ing the argument, anyway, and 2, Jim Bennett has a black belt in Karate. And what do you th.ink the argument was about? No, it wasn't about Kelly Sanchez. It was about monopoly money, but particularly about the monopoly money Gates is supposedly do11ating to fund the education of minority students. Like Thoreau, I can spot a d~gooder with a hidden agenda when I see one, and I can see clearly that Bill Gates has plans. He's donating the money because he's concerned about making more money, not because he cares about the future of underprivileged students. I think Gates expects to earn trillions from this venture, even though 1 don't exactly know how it will happen. All l know is that Jim Bennett spends most his income on " n ew and improved" computer stuff, so my guess is that Gates wants to make Jim Bennetts out of minority students. I told Jim Bennett what I thought of him and his goofy-looking idol, and he got offended because he looks like Bill Gates. That's why Kelly dates him. He can have her. Who cares? I'm a Henry David Thoreau type, why waste any lime on shallow Microsoftologists like her? "You don't understand," said Jim Bennett, "you just don't understand. If there were more people like Bill around when we were groWU--.g up, Ktdly cu u.J. I would've gotten the education we always wanted. He's a great guy." "lf Gates was as great a guy as you th.ink he is, he would just keep enough money to support his family, say thirty million dollars, and give the rest away to struggling Italian writers. T guess some people are endowed with good looks, like me, and others with enough brains to understand that surplus money is useless, like Thoreau, and then there's Bill Gates." "You're just giving mea hard time because of what happened with Kelly," Jim Bennett said, arrogantly and doughboy-like. "Maybe with time you'll understand what a nice guy Bill Gates is." "Time?" I lashed out, "Time is nothing but the bar T go drinking in: I try to drink my favorite drink there, and while I try very hard, I can never drink enough of it because you guys always prevent me from doing so. I don't understand you.t· lvok:, I know not the meaning of 'you've h ad enough,' I've always been regretting that I can 't get as drunk as the skunk I'd like to be." Jerry Springer: Listen buddy, I don't know what kind of show you think this is, but I'm not going to let you make a circus out of it! Trent Lott: We have got to do some1ing about campaign finance reform. ,fter all, we should listen to the public, ot special interests. -h e Spice Girts: My God, these outfits re cheesy! OR Is our 15 minutes of 1me up yet? Vin ce McM ahon: Certain things should not be allowed in the WWF. After all, children make up a lot of our audience. Chris Summy overheard these while hiding in the b a th room. Reall y! George W. Bush: Perhaps I should go easy on kids who experiment with drugs. After all, I did the same thing when I was young. --- l ranger I e•1enaI• men1 15 •music • art• theater• movies• music• art• theater• movies• music• art • t heater• movies• music• Hl//provides chills with verv few frills 1999 is definitely the year for psychological thrillers. Apparently, the movie studios have finally d educed that the movie-going pubUc is sick and tired of teen-slasher flicks and want films that scare with suspense rather than gr055-out with gore. "House on Haunted Hill," like "The Haunting," is a remake of an older movie set in a haunted house. But this one has far more fright factor. And it doesn't hurt that this has an R rating instead of PG-13. The story focuses on Stephen and Evelyn Price (Geoffrey Rush, Farnke Janssen), an unhappily married rich couple (The star of the original flick was Vincent Price. Naming Rush,.s character Price is a tribute to him.). It is Evelyn's birthday and they are going to have a party in an old abandoned mansion. Eventually four total strangers are invited to the house. Stephen is a carnival ride developer Entertainment Editor Chris Summy American Hlstorv x burns onto campus What sort of people join hate groups? Disillus ioned former "normal" members of society? Weakwilled people who just want to fit in? Or, is it just twisted psychotics? A perfect example of a twisted psychotic is the character Derek Vinyard (Edward Norton) in American History X. He is definite ly not a stupid person. In fact, he is highly articulate. He refers to the Ku Klux Klan as "low-rent rednecks" who hide behind hoods, while he isn't afraid to show his hate. As a result, he ends up in jail for the murder of two black men who were trying to steal his truck. His younger high-school age brother Danny (Edward Furlong) idolizes him. Not only does he join O.,rek's group, but he also turns in a paper on "Mein Kampf," claiming that Hitler was a civil rights hero. This does not please his principal (Avery Brooks), who orders rum to write a new paper. The principal knows all about Danny's older brother and his influence. So, in order to save Danny before it's too late, h e suggests that he write a paper on his troubled brother. Derek, now a reformed man, is released from prison after serving three years in prision. He knows the experience has oosl hin1 a lot and he wants to save Danny from the same horrible fate. His past won't leave him alone. For one, his girlfriend Claudia (Fairuza Balk) wants rum back. His old friend Seth, an overweight grub, has taken Danny under his wing to help him fit in the movement. And leader Cameron (Stacy Keach),who plays on the fears of teenagers by filling their ears with racist propaganda, needs Derek to do his dirty work. But, Derek knows· that the strongest foe he has to face is himself. He cannot hide from his swastib-scarred mirrQr image. For his portrayal of Derek Vinyard, Edward Norton won his second Academy Award nomination (his first was for Primal Fear). He is definitely a major reason to watch this movie. Though the ending is a little flawed, American History Xis a great expose of the white supremacist movement and how it succeeds in getting people to join. who is the best at what he does. He will use the house as a testament to his talent by having it rigged with surprises. The four strangers, witnesses to his genius, are each offered one million dollars to spend the night at the mansion. Collection of the prize, however, implies survival. The house used to be an insane asylum, where a psychopathic doctor used to conduct strange experiments on his patients. In 1931, the patients revolted and killed the doctor, his staff, and themselves in a gruesome manner. Because of this incident, no one had anything to do with this house, until now. But it will not be an easy night, as one should expect from a haunted house. There is always that eerie feeling, knowing that something bad is going to happen to at least a few of the guests. You should stick around for the end of the credits for a big surprise. This is not to say that it's a perfect movie. But it works better than "The Haunting." Not only did "The Haunting" fail to frighten, but the special effects were crappy, though colorful, and the happy ending was simply awful "House on Haunted Hill" uses gloom, gore, and shock. Plus, they didn't waste a ton of money. This film cost a mere $15 million compared to the $80 million spent on "The Haunting". If "The Blair Witch Project" taught us anything, it's that you don't have to spend an arm and a leg to be effective. You just need to be able to know what scares people. "House on Haunted Hill" is one result of that lesson. CLASSIFIED HElP WANTED SPRING BREAK '00 Cancun, Mazatlao or Jw:n11ica from $399 Reps Wanted! Sell 15 and lrav"l free! Lowest Prices Ouanl.nteedtt! fnfo: Call 1-$00-445-8355 www.sunbreaks.com BROWSE icpt.oom for Springbrea.k 2000. ALL destinations offered. 1rip Participants, Student Orgs & Campus Sales R.;ps wanted. Fabulou.« parties, hotels &; prices. 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Make an informed Choice Call Alpha Center 637-8323 friends ~11't let friends drive dru11fc 0 .... . . - -- - 16 ranger I bacll page • at.drink.f'riends.no schoo1.the weekend.re1ax.eat.drink.f'riends.no sc ,_ «> N N m '° ~ N - §l - re s THANKSGIVING BASHI WSl>NESl>AY THU~Sl>AY FRIDAY ~ i< ~V. 24TH NOV. 25TH NOV. 26TH Thanksgiving ~D . --=-'-=-=' · PEER BUST! A_.,_arrlO~ Karaoke s.ATUR1>AY ,:-o I:'£ NOV. 27TH rnc., .... s::/1-r ~ ........... ~ ........ br6ther ............... ....................~!!~~~ ................ . WEDNESDAY. Ladles Nigh Ladies Drink Free wi 0 .:r. Audio Ecs-tosy THURSDAYS PROTOCOi. PROl>UCTXONs & $5.00 Beer & Rail Bus• ~~~~~ UW-PARKSIDE NOVEAIBER -a2--a4 FRIDAY, NOV. "12TH 6:30 p.m. Opening Ceremony and Goodie Giveaway (Parkside Union Bazaar) 7:30 p.m. A Night of Magic & Illus/on!! Come watch the illusions of Bob Bahm, winner of the international Houdini Magic and Illusion Competition. Don't miss this fantastic magic show! (Parkside Union Square) SATURDAY, NOV. "1JTH DR. SEUSS FESTIVAL Come and play in the exciting world of Dr. Seuss. There will , be movies, storytellers, games, and fun for everyone. Come and have your picture taken with the Cat in the Hat!!! (Parkside Union) 8:30 p.m.-THE RETRO HOP 1:00 a.m. Come and dance to your favorite music of the 1900's ... That's right, it's your last time to party to your favorite songs from the 60's, 70's, B0's & 90's. (Parkside Union Square) FREE & OPEN TO THE PUBLIC ~~~~~ Cosponsored by PAS, PASA, & SOC Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 28, issue 5, November 11, 1999 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 28, issue 4 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Little Shop; Mechanical monstrocities and four actors breathe life into evil plant Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document r-, et> '" '".,; '" '"N co '"'" '" '" oj '"U 0 8 raouer I cOlteDIS Ins 1 d e "Horrors" stalk Parkside Last chance to do a "Little Shop"ping 6 Terror firma Get six feet under in Parkside's haunted tunnels 14 Waiting in the wings The Royal Canadian Geese Army wings past our boders to attack 5 law & Order Police Beat and the PSGA report round up the good, the bad and the ugly 9 Over your shoulder New.Pay-to-print policy sucks up students' spare change S e c t 1 0 n s Hews 3-1 Things to do 3 Police Beat 5 Features 8-11 Question of the Weell 11 spons 12 Entenainment 13-15 Classified 15 S t a f f Box Editor-in-Chief Kregg Jacoby Business Manager Nicole McQuestion News Editor BeckyDuba Copy Editor Chris Elst Desktop Kregg Jacoby Nicole McQuestion Ad Designer Nicole McQuestion Photo Editors Daniel Yaris JeffAlley Tim Overacker Entertainment Editor Chris Summy Columnist Vito Tribuzio Ranger Advisor Dave Buchanan Ranger Office Wyllie D-139C ph. 262.595.2287 fax 262.595.2295 The Ranger is published every other Thursday throughout the semester by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Subscriptions are available. Letters to the Editor policy: The Ranger encourages letters to the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger office (WYLL 0-139<::) or e-mailed to jac0b0Q2@Uwp.edu. letters must be typed and include the author's name and phone number. Letters must be free from misleading or libelous content. Letters that fail to comply will not be published. For publication purposes, author's name can be withheld, but only upon request. The Ranger reserves the right toedit all letters. , ranger I thingS to do 3 The I n Box Editor Kregg Jacoby Help wanted. Immediate openings. Apply Inside. What else is there to say. The Ranger is in need of a few dedicated souls to write about news, campus' events, and sports. I could even use a desktop publisher with strong Quark skills. The recent letters received demand a paper that can not be delivered without more writers. The staff, at present, is a hardy bunch, used to criticism and attack. The sheer weight of "hate" mail that amounts to "you guys suck and the newspaper sucks" is almost overwhelming. We struggle on. Truthfully, there is one writer to cover all non-sports stories. Some of our critics fail to grasp that. Every paid staffer works at least 10 hours at a job and carries a full class load. They get paid poorly and receive more complaints than compliments. Yet, they try to bring the students a newspaper we all can be proud of. These are not excuses, just facts. I am extremely proud of the amount of time and work that this staff dedicates to the paper. Each week I will try to add the faces of the staff into the paper so the student body can get to know them. If you see these hard workers give them a compliment or at least some kindly worded constructive criticism. It makes the whole job seem worthwhile. Remember that we also need new blood (Note: sorry I couldn't avoid the Halloween tie-in). You can work as often as your schedule allows and still get paid. Ten students writing about campus events and sports once a month would give The Ranger a greater student voice and help lighten the load. With help and hard work, The Ranger can grow to fill the needs of every student, faculty and organization. We need student involvement to do that. We need student support to do that. PSGI Vote results The votes from Oct. 22 are in, but won't be official until Friday Oct. 29. Seven new senate seats were created for more diverse representation in the government. Corey Mandley was voted in for the SUFAC Committee. New Senators include: Shana Hopkins, Angie Gomez, Theosphist McIntyre, Tanja Jankovic, Chris Leipksi, Tarajee Amin, Kara Norton, Maria Negron, Claudia Villalba, Natasha Branch, Kevin Matson, Jon D. Walker, Ernesto Vaca [r., Alain Gbae, Tawona Nicholson. -Parkside Art Department ttipl'9 limber 11, 8:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. LastdaYj;(j 3; available inCommunication ~ through Friday. week '99, November 15 to 18, activitl¢$ 4 ranger I news briels Take back the night Nicole Foras For those who have suffered abuse, or for those who wish to make a difference in the fight against domestic violence, the Womyn's Center, in association with the GLO will sponsor a Take Back the Night rally on Thursday, October 28 at 7:30 p.m. San Francisco, 1978, marked the beginning of TBtN in the United States and their occurrence and strength are steadily growing in the U.S. The unifying purpose of TBtN is the self-empowerment of the women and men present. Particularly recognizing the needs of women of color, disabled women, lesbian and bisexual women, and women with children, woman and men ban together in order to educate and empower themselves and discuss all forms of violence including hate crimes, domestic abuse and sex crimes. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Womyn's Center would like your help to make this event powerful and insightful. Even if you are not affected by abuse, your presence will support those who have been. If you would like to do even more, contact [oni Calhoun or Jackie Buzzell, Womyn's Center coordinators at 595-2170, or Nicole Foras at forasOOO@Uwp.edu. There will be a musical performance by Betsy Ade, a bonfire, a rally, a speak-out, and several keynote speakers. NewS Briefs Save with Arts: ALIVE! season tickets The Parkside Activities Board calls the Arts: ALIVE! series "Sevenperformances worth leaving home for." For UW-Parkside students, make that seven performances worth leaving your residence hall for. And with a season ticket, you save nearly half the cost of full pnce tickets. The series starts November 5 with "Buddy Holly and the Cricketers:' This is the music that got your parents-or maybe your grandparents-in trouble. It's the stulf they listened to on a tinny transistor radio with their heads (and the radio) under the covers so Mom and Dad wouldn't hear. Before rock and roll became a multi-billion dollar business run by multi-national companies; before rock and roll became a political statement or a fund-raising tool; before grunge, industrial, punk, goth, folk, progressive, and country rock, there was Buddy Holly. He died as all icons do: before his time. But he left behind a pile of music that can't help but bring a smile to you face. Don't miss Buddy Holly and the Cricketers, November 5 at 7:30 p.m. The Arts: ALIVE Series continues with "Messiah," December 5; "Let Us Light Candles," December 12; the band from the blockbuster film "Titanic," Gaelic Storm, January 25; the Jose Greco II Flamenco Dance Company, February 3; Peking Acrobats, March 7; and "Pump Boys& Dinettes," March 23. The total cost of series if you purchased tickets individually is $87.But currently enrolled students who purchase the entire series receive a 40% discount, making your cost $49.50. It's seven performances worth leaving home or residence hall for. For' Arts: ALIVE! tickets, call the UW-Parkside Information Center at (262) 595-2345. DECEMBER NURSING GRADUATES Aurora Health Care is interested in you! Soon yoU will be making many important decDons that will affI!ct your prote""",nal cilIl!er.Auroza Health CiIII!can otter yoU the experience that yoU have been str:ivmg for. 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Box 343910 Milwaul<:ee,WI 53234-3910 (414)649-7951 BouelOpportunity Employer M/F/D/V We support a safe, healthy and drug free work environment through criminal background checks and pre-employment drug testing. Police Beat 10/13/99 Inc 99-672 Traffic Vio.ation, CrY E, 2 miles east of CrY jR., 8:55 a.m. UPPSofficer observed a vehicle drive onto theshoulder of the road, accelerate and then passa semi-truck on the right shoulder.The driver, a student, was cited for Unsafe Passing on Right., 10/13/99 Inc 99-673 Property Damage/Personal,Union Lot, 12:23 p.m. Studentreported another student opened hervehicledoor, striking the passenger sidemirror of his vehicle causing a chip, 1/4" in diameter. No damage to the other vehiclecould be detected. 10/13/99 Inc 99-674 Medical Assist, UniversityApartments, 8:59 p.m. UPPS officerresponded to a student suffering an asthmattack.Kenosha Med 5 transported the studentto Aurora Hospital. 10/14/99 Inc 99-675 Medical Assist, WyllieHall, Hard Hat Cafe, 10:56 a.m. UPI'S officerresponded to a student who hadfallenand was unconscious. Oil had been spilled on the floor and while attempts were being made for clean-up, thestudent slipped on the spill. Subject Was transported by Kenosha Med. 5 to AuroraHospital for treatment. 10/14/99 Inc 99-676 Agency Assist, Kenosha Sheriff Dep t., University Apartments,12:20 p.m. Kenosha Sheriff dIspatchcalled regarding 911 hang-up calls cOnningfrom a university apartment. The student in the apartment was contacted and she stated there was no emergency and indicatedthe problem was caused by amalfunctiOningcorclless phone. 10/14/99Inc 99-677 Criminal Damage to Property/State,Molinaro Hall computer lab,2:05p.m, Staff member reported vandalism to two computer components anda disk drive. The vandalism was disCOVeredon Oct. 10th. There are no wit- 'esses Orsuspects to the incident. T 10/14/99 Inc 99-678 Fire Equipment amp . UPpg enng, Molinaro 01 level, 7:56 p.m. b officersresponded to a staff mema:,s report of smoke. Upon officer's jus~al,~ere Was no smoke at the scene, Fadt dIScharged fire extinguisher. dean~tiesManagement was notified for 1 up and the extinguisher replaced. toadO/14/99 Inc 99-679 Animal, East Lot East'tlOp.m. While on routine patrol of front .ot, a deer ran out and struck the lireareaof the police squad. The deer ..... ranger I law & order 5 PSII report Becky Duba October 8's PSGA meeting started with heated debate concerning Resolution 99-14, an amendment to Parkside's constitution about committees. Also heated were comments made about the prior meeting's vote on Resolution 99-9 pertaining to the campus gun policy. There was brought to light a discrepancy as to whether senators who abstain from voting should have their votes count as no's or ignored. Unfortunately, the dilemma about abstaining votes did not deal with the amendment to the constitution, but took up nearly all of the hour available. Finally, when a roll call vote was called for on Resolution 99- 14, many of the senators did not understand what the vote entailed. The vote was still taken. Due to time constraints, may senators left during the confusion over the vote. One senator was heard to say that the bureaucracy of the government comes mainly from just such misunderstandings. got up and ran off into the field. No visible damage to the squad was detected. 10/15/99 Inc 99-680 Disorderly Conduct/Noise, Ranger Hall, east side, 1:05 a.m. A student filed a complaint regarding a large group of people outside the east doors 6f Ranger Hall who were making too much noise. Officers advised the group of 25-30 people to keep the noise down and to move along. Officers cleared.. 10/15/99 Inc 99-681 Traffic Violation, CrY jR at 5TH 331, 11:37a.m. UPPS officer observed a vehicle with expired license plates. Driver was cited for Unregistered Vehicle - plates expired 04/99. 10/16/99 Inc 99-682 Property Damage,-+---------- _ University Apartments, 1:10 a.m. Unknown person threw an object through a window. No witnesses to the incident. 10/16/99 Inc 99-683 Traffic Accident, SAC Lot, 12:10 p.m. Visitor reported striking another vehicle while backing out of a parking stall. Damage appeared to be under $1000. Drivers exchanged names/information and were given Driver's Report of Accident. 10/17/99 Inc 99-684 Fire Equipment Tampering, Union, 1:27 a.m. UPPS officer observed. a discharged extinguisher inside the south entrance doors to the Union. No suspects or witnesses. Extinguisher will be replaced. 10/18/99 Inc 99-685 Harassment, Union Dining Room & Ranger Hall, 7:57 p.m. Student reported being harassed by another student on three occasions. Student advised she will talk to Residence Life staff regarding the problem. 10/19/99 Inc 99-686 Accident-Hit and Run, Communication Arts Lot, 2:08 p.m. Student reported a black truck struck her vehicle and then drove off. Student was not able to get the license plate of the vehicle before it left the scene. 10/19/99 Inc 99-687 Medical Assist, Union 104, 7:22 p.m. Staff member reported a visitor had a seizure. Subject was conscious when officers arrived. Kenosha Med 5 transported subject to Aurora Hospital for treatment. . 10/20/99 Inc 99-689 Agency Assist, 900 Block of Green Bay Road, 9:06 p.m. UPPS officer responded to a reported injury acodent, however, when officer arrived at the scene, nothing was fmUld PSGA 10-15-99 The meeting started late, with only four senators present at noon. The coming elections were addressed marginally, before the previous week's walk out became the main subject on the floor. President Corey Mandley offered an apology for being among the representatives who walked out. He also addressed the senators saying, "I don't see us [PSGA] moving forward. It's a major concern for me. We aren't functioning properly." Solutions to this problem were brainstormed following an open discussion. Mandley suggested having a social where the senators can get together on an informal basis to discuss where they want the government to go. 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'j)t'ul~I.IIt 7Clta Stuldlll(J at t/,1. .. ttll51• 066U:1. 595-2139 .. ~~~~ .6 ranger I news Sigma Tau Delta Sponsors Events in November Lisa Long UW-Parkside's English Honor Society, Sigma Tau Delta, is sponsoring a children's book drive on November 16, 17, and 18. Books can be dropped off next to the Womyn'sCenter anytime on these three days. Children's books in new to slightly used condition will be donated to Children's Memorial HospitaL Sigma Tau Delta also welcomes people to donate other unwanted books to be sold in a fundraiser for the society. The honor society also invites students to attend a lecture, given by Joanne Goodyear, on November 1, at noon in the Communication Arts building, room 133. Joanne works in the career center and will be speaking on career opportunities and information for English majors. Everyone is welcome. -, Another event of some interest to English majors, among others, is a University-sponsored trip to a performance of Shakespeare's "Anto,:y and Cleopatra." The office of Business and Continuing Education IS offenng a trip to the Chicago Shakespeare Theater on Navy Pier to experience the November 18 production. The performance starts at 7:30 p.m., and tickets cost $45.00 per person. Cost includes 'admission and transportation by Coach Bus. The bus will leave from the Tallent Hall lot at 4:30 p.m. and is expected to return around midnight. Preregistration is mandatory due to availability of space. To register call the University outreach office at 414-595-2312. 1\ /\i-. --:!---~ N\l Bring in this ad REOflVE $5.80 ~., w~:r:l:c?:gc:~t'l'~-iil !! ~ ::; • Totally Free Checking ::i . • Free Check/ATM Card • HighSavings Rates • Visa & MasterCard • Auto Loans • Educational Loans • new accounts only • minimum deposn ~th cccpcn is $25 • Valid for a limited time WE HAVE AN OFPICE ON CA Talfent Hall, Rm 280·595-2150 • WWl¥.ttCll.com Parkside's Dark Side The Haunted Tunnel Project Becky Duba October haunts us with ghosts and goblins, witches and vampires, and spooky stories. In the spirit of Halloween, a strip of tunnels underneath Parkside from the Rec Center to the main building very soon will contain our darkest fears. Mike Kamphuis, S.o.c. President, has been working on this project since the beginning of the month. Finally, after weeks of planning and threats of being shut down because of Fire Code problems, the dates are set. The Tunnels will open Friday, October 29, at 6 pm and stay open until 11pm that. , Saturday, October 30, they will be open from 6 pm to 12 am and on Sunday (Halloween) they will be open from 6 pm to 10 pm. The charge for Parkside students is $3.00 and only $5.00 for non-students. Kids under 12 get in for $1.00. The entry, for those brave souls who dare, is near the Rec Center. "One main advantage we have over other haunted houses is that the Tunnels are very large. They start at the Rec Center, go under the street, and end up underneath the 'building," Kamphuis explained. Patrons will be immersed in extremely dark conditions and smoke filled halls. Sound effects will be used alongside black lights to emphasize the eerie feeling of the tunnels. To add to this, there are roughly 10 school clubs, containing over 30 students, who have volunteered to spring from dark corners. The drama club..has gracefully donated the use of their makeup, so expect grade A gore. On Friday, PAB is sponsoring a kids carnival from 6-8 PM to run alongside the haunted tunnels. PAB is looking for organizations to furnish and operate booths for the carnival. On Sunday, the Tunnels will host "Night Fall '99" featuring big-name Drs from Chicago and Milwaukee. The dance starts at 8 PM and lasts till lAM. Students can get into the dance and tunnels for only $7.00 and non-students for only $10.00. "This has been a hard project to pull off up to the last minute. We can't even get into the tunnels to set up until Friday morning. [Plus] we have equipment to move. But, everything is planed out, and our volunteers are up to the task," said Kamphuis. FUN JOB HEREI Are you looking for something relWlrding? Do you 101lClWIrkingwith children? Are you interested in moking a difference in someone's life? Do you like challenging lWIrk? If you answered YES to all of these quest ions. we have a very fun job for you! 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Jaime Jenjak On Friday, October 15, the Committee on Health, Safety, and the Physical Envirorunent sponsored an open forum regarding the University Police campus weapons carry policy. The majority of the committee was present, along with the Sheriff and an,_I- _ assistant chief of the Kenosha Police Department. Although this was an opportunity for anyone opposed to voice their concerns, only one student and one professor spoke against the current full carry policy. Ed Wallen, chair of the Health, Safety and Physical Environment Committee, had hoped to bring in as many viewpoints as possible for open discussion. Moderator Dr. Herb Pitts made statement that those opposed were notified 72 hours prior to the forum and only Dr. James B. Kinchen Jr. responded. Kinchen revealed his feelings on the subject and told the other members of the forum that he spoke for the welfare of the University of WisconsinParkside in bringing forth two serious questions: "What do we need from our police?"and "What are our needs on this campus?" According to Kinchen, there are very few exceptions where police officers should need their guns. Examples he cited were night patrol and outer perimeter patrol. Kinchen called for recall of the full carry policy. ~t.S Guaranteed Credit Cards with Credit Limits ~ae Up To $10,000 Within Days! S No CREDIT, No JOB, No PARENT SIGNER, No SECURITY DEPOSIT! no credit • bad credit • no income? -=== If You Think You can't Get A Credit Card, Think Again. ~--------------- -----------------------------------------~ _I I I I I I Campus committee hosts open foruOl on weapons carry policy The Sheriff from the Kenosha Police Department described disarming a police officer as an "unsafe situation." He likened taking a gun away from a police officer to taking an air tank away from a SCUBA diver. Five University police officers attended the forum. Toward the end of the meeting they expressed concerns for their lives if they were to perform their jobs without their primary tool. Removing the full carry policy was regarded among the officers as an act of mistrust toward the force. One University police officer stated that if a part-time carry policy were enacted, he would . seriously consider leaving. "I was pleased with the quality of discussion and viewpoints that came out in the open forum. Due to the lack of participants, however, Iwould like to welcome all faculty, staff and academic groups to bring forth their views on this subject, because it is very important. The committee wants to seek out as much input as possible before bringing it to the chancellor," said Wallen. ranger I news J Removing the full carry policy was regarded among the officers as an act of mistrust toward the force. One University police officer stated that if a part-time carry policy were enacted, he would seriously consider leaving. MasterCard ORDER FORM GUARANTEED APPROVAL YES! I want Credit Cards immediately. GAC,P.O. Box 22074O,Hollywood, FL33022 Name : "" .. ~~~~~.~~ .....•.. ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: •••••.••.••••••••••••••..••••.••.••••:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.~;~;~:::::::::::::::::::::.•.•:••••••.•••••.•.•....•:.•::::::::.:::..;;~::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.•..::..::: ::: .. Signai[;re · ·..· · .. Tired of Bein .Turned Down? • • • • ••• L:----------------- ----- ..---------------------------------~ -. 8 ranger I fealures Nicole Turnquist As the lights dim and curtains fall for the last performances of the musical "Little Shop Of Horrors" on October 28, 29, and 30 at 7:30 p.m., members of the cast will leave the stage with the experience of working with elaborate puppets that have an unimaginable hunger for life. The Dane are all students at UWParkside. Matt Harris is a 10.year old student at the School of Fine Arts in Racine. With the help of other cast members, the puppeteers produce the plot of a plant that promises fame and fortune, but the characters learn to be careful what they wish for. In the play, Seymour (Kevin McWilliams) gains fame from the plant in exchange for its diet of human blood. Soon Seymour, his boss Mushnik (Gil Gonzalez), Audrey (Jillian LaVirika), and her sadistic dentist boyfriend Orin Sci vella (Ryan D. Schabach) all learn the plant's true motives. Musical narration is provided by the trio of Catherine Apilado, Cicely Elam, and Elizabeth Brouillette. There are three different puppets used throughout the play to show different stages of the plant's development. Harris is the puppeteer for the small plant in the beginning of the production. He gives the plant expression by standing under a table below the puppet. Welk controls the plant when it begins to feed on human blood and grow in size. Finally, there is a giant plant at the end of the play. Welk, Goeb, and Dane are the puppeteers for this huge monster which consists of three separate suits combined. Tim Bohn is the voice of the plant throughout the play. He has a microSeymour (Kevin Mcwilliam) shows off his strange new botanical discovery to Audrey Gillian LaVinka). The plant is one of four ingenious puppets used in the musical comedy "Little Shop of Horrors" which begins its final three performances Oct. 28 at 7:30 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater, • puppeteers in the play are using puppets rented from Milwaukee's Polaris Puppet Theater. Tim Brown of the Polaris Puppet Theater created the puppets used in the play about a plant that thrives on human blood and causes disaster. As the plant grows, the puppets grow and the puppeteers soon have their hands full. The four puppeteers who work with this hungry plant and bring to pseudo-life its evil intentions are Corey Welk, Sam Coeb, Katie Dane, and Matt Harris. Welk, Goeb, and I phone off-stage as the puppeteers mimic his words with the puppets. The stages of the plant as it grows are a cross between puppet and costume. "It is hard getting into the heavy costume but I enjoy working in it," said Katie Dane. The rented costumes did need to be altered in order to suit this version of the play. Corey Welk claims that extra pieces and modifications of the puppets were needed to personalize their version of "Little Shop of Horrors." "There are fast changes in the show and the costumes needed to be rigged for those changes," said Judy Tucker-Snider, chair of the Department of Dramatic Arts. Each of the puppeteers engagein different techniques of puppetry. They each need to adjust to the puppets, their alterations and the techniques. Keith Harris, the set designer and fa ther of Ma tt Harris, said, "Matt loves helping out and working with the puppet." "I usually do makeup or costumes, so memorizing lines was a different experience for me. It was also demanding physically," said Corey We1.k.. "The puppets were very detailed, flashy, heavy and hot. It is verydifferent being in a show where I am not acting, but where I am the prop," said Sam Goeb. ~~~~~ UW-PARKSIDE'S ANN UAL NOVEMBER 14-16 FREE & OPEN TO EVERYONE FRIDAY HIGHLIGHTS • Reception· Magic Show • Friday Night Live! SATURDAY HIGHLIGHTS • Workshops • Dr. Suess Festival • UWP Basketball Games • Midnight Madness ~Retro Dance Party SUNDAY HIGHLIGHTS • Massages • Spiritual Celebration Register in Union 209. All are welcome. ~~~~~ ranger I fealures 9 Julie Thompson "Charging for anything is stupid. Parkside seems to be just milking its students for every penny," said student Elizabeth Turner. Despite the growing concern of the student body, the print charge will go into effect. Administration sees the new charge as the only way to keep up with the demand for new ink cartridges, paper supplies, and regular maintenance on the machines, "pay to print" strains students' pockets BeckyDuba In the near future, Parkside is planning to charge students $.08 for every page printed in the computer lab. Currently, when a person clicks on the print icon, the computer displays a window asking questions. It asks for the title of what is to be printed, the user name of the person,and a password. Then, the person has to go over to the main desk and swipe their Ranger Card at the computer and another screen will come up that has the list of all the print jobs for the lab. The person has to click on their print job and punch in their password, before anything is printed. Without having opened an account with money on it, the computer will not allow students to print their work. "Students are over-printing and abusing the system we have right now," said Patricia Eaton, "Also, we have a number of non-students come in and use our systems because it is a public site. If we charge everybody, then we can makesure people aren't getting anythingfor free." "The public can get temporary cards from the circulation desk that can allow them to print," said Chris Robaidek, Instructional Program Manager when asked how non students can print without Ranger Cards. "UW-Madison has been chargingfor use of printers for some time,"he added. The technicians have encountered difficultysetting up the program to run on the Macintoshes. "All of the computers in the lab print, but you have to swipe your RangerCard for them to do it. The programmers are still trying to implementthe 'charge' program for the Mac's, but they're having problems. I don't have a date when the charging will actually begin, but it f Lamb of God Lutheran Church Divine Service every Sunday at 9:00 a.m. Stocker Elementary School L 6315 67th Street, Kenosha '- C.MS. Pastor John Berg 652-4695 ~ EARN UP TO $) 000 *This Semester* By Posting Your Lecture Notes Online Register on-line now: @ www.Study24-7.com (888) 728-7247 FREECLASS NOTES! STUDY24-7.com isn't far off," said Eaton. When the system does come into effect, each student will get 100 free pages to print. After this is used up, they will have to put money onto their Ranger Card before they will be able to print anything. It will be much like the system, in use now1 used for making duplicates on the copy machines. Also, as the date approaches, posters will appear in the labs, warning students of the printing fee. "People should make sure they use print preview before they go to print anything, so they can make sure they're not going to be charged for excess pages they don't need," Eaton cautioned. Many students are upset about this new fee. "I think for computer classes, the fee should be waved. Printing for those classes is necessary. I think it's ridiculous because we pay enough for other things," said junior Dominic Cantrell adds money to his Ranger Card which can be used allover campus and will soon be needed in order to print. Gina Sanders swipes her card through one of the computers demonstrating the new process. .. I lOranger Ilealures Financial aid funding will increase to an estimated biennial increase of $3.3 million in available financial aid. Also, students will see a $500,000 increase for the Lawton Grant as well as a $750,000 increase for the Advanced Opportunity Program. State Budget means tuition Ireeze lor UW students There's good news about tuition-increases for the 2000- 2001 school year: there won't be any. The.cost of attending UW-Parkside-and all other University of Wisconsin System schools-next year was frozen at 1999-2000 levels thanks to the new Wisconsin state budget. The freeze, however, only applies to resident undergraduate students. The spending bill contains other good news for uwParkside and -System students. Financial aid funding will increase to an estimated biennial increase of $3.3 million in available financial aid. Also, students will see a $500,000 increase for the Lawton Grant as well as a $750,000 increase for the Advanced Opportunity Program. In addition, the increase in the general purpose revenue appropriation of $4.8 million will help support 1,000 more students in the UW System (700 system-wide and 300 at UW-Madison). University of Wisconsin-Parkside Chancellor Jack Keating called it, "The best budget in ten years for the UW System," and praised lawmakers and the governor for their work. Along with $90.6 million in spending appropriations over the next two years ($78.1 million in general purpose revenue (GPR) and $12.5 from fees), the budget gives the System additional management flexibility. That will allow the UW-System to offer more courses to non-traditional students in new markets and more distance education courses to meet the changing needs of students, businesses, and communities. The spending plan also includes $1 million for implementation of the UW-System's ambitious diversity initiative Plan 2008. Another $732,600 is earmarked for pre-college programs. The budget will also allow the UWSystem to fund the employer contribution for health insurance benefits from the first day of hire, eliminating the six-month waiting period. Other provisions of the budget include $7.3 million for libraries, $2.5 million for international education, $3.9 million for instructional technology, and $2 million for student advising services. "We are very grateful to the legislature," Keating said. "Especially to Governor Thompson for proposing a solid budget and to Senate Majority Leader Chuck Chvala and Assembly Speaker Scott Jensen for the leadership they provided. We also want to thank our local lawmakers for their work in creating a budget that helps students and our faculty, allows us to maintain quality, and gives us the flexibility to respond to the needs of our region." Unrivaled service We believe that our service distinguishes us &om every other retirement company. 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I'd move out of my parents house, take some vacations, and donate the rest to charity. " John Lemut, Senior "I'd move to India and start a harem." Chad Colombari, Senior "I'd be lazy for life and never work again. " . Jodi Young, Freshman "I'd spoil myself rotten. Then I could dowhatever I wanted. " Matt Swanson, Freshman "I'd buy the school and renovate it. I'd paintit green, make a bigger parking lot, andlower tuition. Then I'd buy some new clothes." /1 ranger I leatures 11 ts with ublic 63 47 percent of private nts with disabilities, eserviceor 62% onal Perspective on ucation/ can be Ie The 12th annual UW-Parkside invitational cross-country meet was run under damp conditions on Saturday, Oct. 16 at the school's national crosscountry course. Over 800 runners participated in one of the largest meets in the Midwest. In the women's race, UW-Gshkosh (ranked third in NCAA III) and Western Michigan (NCAA I) tied for the top spot with a team score of 48. Host Wisconsin-Parkside (ranked 8th in NCAA Il) was third out of the 34 teams with a score of 77. Aquinas College was a distant third at 186. The women's 5Kindividual winner was an open entry: Tiffany Ebensperger of Bristol, who ran the course in 18:18. Kim Lopez of Western Michigan was second, 18:22, followed by Laura Petersen of Wisconsin-Parkside, 18:23.Strong Ranger finishers included Amber Antonia, 11th, 18:42; Erin Enright, 27th, 19:15; Linda Muffler, 31st, 19:19;and Janna Weeden, 39th, 19:29. "It was a solid team effort. We are making good progress. Laura Muffler worked he~way into the top five which will give us a little bit of an edge as we go on," said UW-Parkside women's coach Mike DeWitt. There were 396 total finishers in the event. In the men's race, Marquette was the winner, followed by Lansing Cornmurdty College with scores of 80 and 96 respectively. Wisconsin-Parkside ------------.- was 10th out of 36 teams with 288. Kip Rop of Taylor Urdversity was the individual winner in 24:39 for the 8K course. James Kenedy of Grace College was second, 24:46. Wisconsin-Parkside's top firdsher was Shawn Burwell, 29th in 26:23.Ranger Davey Place was 53rd in 26:51 and Freddy Garcia was 57th 26:54. "It was kind of disappointing," said veteran Ranger coach Lucian Rosa. "We are much better than what we showed today. We had three guys break 27minutes, but we had five capable of doing that." One of those runners was Ryan Gill, who did not participate due to injury. Garcia and Bernie Radobicky (85th, 27:29) ran with injury problems. A total of 397 runners finished the men's race. "We don't have too much time to prepare for the conference race (at Indianapolis next Saturday)," noted Rosa. "Our injured people will have to run regardless." Alex Kulig The Ranger mens soccer team had to work double overtime to pull it off, but it was well worth the wait as Wisconsin-Parkside defeated Missouri-St. Louis, 1-0, at Wood Road Field on Saturday, October 16. The win bumps the Rangers'Great Lakes Valley Conference record to 5-3-1., 9-3-1 overall. Missouri-St. Louis fell to 3-5, 5-8. "We should have never let it go to overtime. We were getting shots, but we couldn't find the back of the net," said Wisconsin-Parkside head coach-t------------ Rick Kilps. The Rangers finally broke the stalemate as the clock read 11:12. Casey Pawlak drove home a free kick set up Adam Chwala for the game. "Adam really nailed it," said Kilps. "It was a great goal and an emotional win." , Wisconsin-Parkside lost Ryan Lockhart due to a red card in the second half and had to play short-handed. Also, Justin Meredith and Bill Wiedel, were lost for the game due to injury, further hampering the Rangers. "It was a great gut check for the kids who came in off the bench," said Kilps. "The guys who played the whole game were absolutely dead." The Rangers hosted Quincy in the final home contest of the year, Sunday, October 17 at 3 p.m. On Sunday at Parkside's Wood road field, Chwala scored an encore. With 42 seconds remaining in the game, he pumped in a shot from eight yards away to give the Rangers a 2-1 victory over Quincy University. The visiting Hawks had tiedthe game at 1-1 with 1:01 left ill the game. The goal came on a 4O-yard boot from Sean Collins who steamed the ball past UW-Parkside goalkeeper Dan Tredo. Jeff Hines carne off the bench to score the first goal of the game for Parkside. Hines headed the ball off a defender and into the net. Mike Samer assisted the goal. . "We were the better team both days," said Kilps, who scored his 296th career win. "Adam 'Favred it' on his goal. At least that's the term I've been hearing. We need this win so bad. We had a lot of tired people out there. I give credit to everyone who played." The Rangers improved to 6-2-1 in the Great Lakes Valley Conference; 10-3- 1 overall. The Hawks fell to 5-3-1, 7-7-2. Kilps noted the fan support. The Rangers lead the league in horne attendance. "To have over 200 people in the stands on a cold, windy day and the Packers playing. I'm just so proud," he said. 12 ranger I spons r-- co '" '"Lri < 0> on N '"'" 8l 0> a5 '"U 0 Women's Soccer 4-3-1 in GlV C Alex Kulig The University of Wisconsin-Parkside women's soccer team nearly overcame a 5-1 deficit in the second hall in their game against Missouri-St. Louis on Saturday, October 16; however, the team came up a goal short, losing to Missouri-St. Louis, 5-4, at Wood Road Field. The visiting Riverwomen held a 4-1 advantage at hall time. The loss drops the Rangers to 4-3-1 in the Great Lakes Valley Conference, while Missouri-St. Louis jumped to 4-4 in the GLVC and 6-7 overall. The Rangers played their last horne game of the year Sunday afternoon at Wood Road Field against Quincy Urdversity. After Quincy, they move on to the Great Lakes Conference. Their first game will be against South Indiana on Saturday, Oct. 23 and their following game will be against South Illinois University-Edwardsville on Sunday, Oct. 24. "If we win both games we're directly into the tournament. These are our last games of the weekend and there probably going to be our two toughest games so we're hoping that we play well and have a good outcome," said forward Jessica Tuttle. "I think we'll do all right. We've been practicing hard all week. Our confidence level is a little up from our last two games," said defender Annie Gustaf. Chwala "Favres" mens soccer to winning record Parkside hosts crosscountrv invitational Volleyball rallies to win With a dominating 7-0 in game 4, it looked as if Lewis University would extend the UW-Parkside women's volleyball team to a fifth, decisive game. Such was not the case as the Rangers rallied back and posted a 15-4, 8-15, 15-13, 15-13 Victory at UW-Parkside's Sports and Activity Center Thursday night, Oct. 14. Each team came into the contest at 5-3 in Great Lakes Valley Conference play. This match broke the third place deadlock in the Blue Division of the league. The Rangers are now 15-9 overall, while Lewis is back to .500 at 11-11. "We just kept plugging away. It was that never quit attitude that allowed us to corne back and prevent a fifth game," said UW-Parkside assistant coach Ron Danoski. "Angela Zoiss (5-11 junior, Johnsonburg, IL) really stepped up her game tonight." Good Weekly Income Processing mail for national company! Free supplies, postage! No selling! Bonuses! Start immediately! Genuine opportunity! Please rush LoDI Self Addruud S..... ped EDVeiOpe to: GMCO, P.o. Box 22-0'740, Hollywood, Florida 33012 ranger Ientertainment 13 Superstar is less than dazzling •music·art· theater· movies·music·art· theater· movies·music·art· theater· movies·music· Entertainment Editor Chris Summy It's time once again for a Saturday Night Live sketch to be turned into a full-length feature film. Molly Shannon steps into the spotlight as Mary Catherine Gallagher, a Catholic school girl with stars in her eyes and the clutzy moves to match. So brace yourself. Mary is an unpopular student who has been raised by her grandmother (Glynis Johns) after her parents were trampled to death in a Riverdancing accident.Dreaming of superstardom, Mary attempts to enter and win a talent show. Her grandmother will not allow it, but Mary has her sights set. Enter the villain, nasty rival Evian (Elaine Hendrix), the prettiest girl in school and also the most bulimic. She is a constant- thorn in Mary's plans. Even more problematic is that Mary's love interest, Sky Corrigan (Will Ferrell) the star athletewith the great dance moves, is dating Evian. Mary has a serious crush on him and dreams of planting her first -kiss in 'him. One of the funniest scenesinvolves Mary smooching- an oak tree while dreaming of Sky, to the surprise of a nun standing by. With her dreams in sight, nothing stops Mary Catherine Gallagher. What does stop Mary Catherine Gallagher is this plot. One of the biggest problems with taking a eight-minute Saturday Night Live skit and tuming into a movie is that the writers have to stretch for filler. Sounds like Chris Rockwas right when he said that Saturday Night Live has been responsible forthe worst movies in history. - While Superstar does have some funny bits to it, it doesn't sustain them for ninety minutes. And that's a shame considering it wastes the talents of MollyShannon and Will Ferrell. Shannon has already had supporting roles in Analyze This and Never Been Kissed and has an upcoming part in next year's How the Grinch Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey. Maybe Mary CatherineGallagher will have a chance to be a superstar after all! 00 .. o • My roommate constantly leaves the ~ - toilet seat up. One night at 3 a.m. I fell in!What should I do? Next tine you' roommate leaves the seat '4' td<e plastic wrqJ a>d put it over the told a>d dose the lid. Md<e s....e you~e not (I'OLOld.CllJSe.the next mornilg theyll have a little s....prlSe of ther own. Or. you colid td<e the Iiigh rood mil post rem ilder above the told for you' absent mildea fr iend. Give lIS "'1/1" q/ll!$tilll/$ f",. 111/1" MW IIdllice clliumn in T1Ie Rlmge,. Quest ions can be anonymous. Slide them under the door in Wyllie D-139C Questions submitted are the prope.r!Y of The Ranger and are subject to editing. .: ART~litJe! Molly Shannon stars as the clutzy and gutsy Mary Catherine Gallagher in the latest SNL offering. Buddy Holly &; The Cricketers November 5, 1999 • 7:30 p.m. Messiah December 5, 1999 • 4:00p.m. Let Us light Candles r December 12, 1999· 4:00p.m. Gaelic Storm January 25,2000 • 7:30 p.m. Jose Greco II Flamenco Dance Company February 3, 2000 • 7:30p.m. Peking Aero bats March 7, 2000 • 7:30 p.m. 1'llIl:hasl! the ""lies and receive a 40% disrount if you're a student a 30% off disrount if you're faculty. staff or alumni. ~, University of Wisconsin-Parkside Pmllp BeyS Ct: DillEtLes March 23, 2000 • 7:30 p.m. o.. Columnist Vito Tribuzio 14 ranger I entenalnmenl Note: As a heralded journalist, 1 ordinarily charge big bucks for every article 1 write, but because 1 write foe a publication whose award-winning reporters seem to be mulishly unwilling to cover only events that take place right here in our backyard, I'm waiving all charges for the following article. Where are newspapers and TV reporters when you need them? Why are they covering insignificant worldly events and neglecting important local events? 1 mean, where were they when several UW-Parkside students were being brutally attacked by contemptuous Canadian geese as they goosestepped their way to Microcosmic 2000 classes from a far, way-too-far parking lot? This is important global news, and yet, as it has often been the case with other worldly events occurring on campus, neither The Ranger nor CNN covered the incident. 1 thought the Canadian geese imbroglio deserved extensive probing and coverage (not only because the attack took place in our own backyard, but also because it involved innocent students getting bashed by belligerent Canadian geese), so 1 used my journalistic expertise to ask a few questions about this seemingly small but growing problem. "I don't mind walking thirty miles to Microcosmic classes," said fellow student Nick Notewell, "but it gets to be a problem when Canadian geese form barriers across the walkways. They put on a menacing stance with their hissing, and the toll they often charge is even more costly than my parking permit." "I made the mistake of feeding stale French bread to the Canadian geese once," said Nick's girlfriend, Haria Bookbender, "and now it seems I can never make it to class on time unless 1 park in a geese-free parking zone." When 1 asked them whether they were ready to testify that the geese they'd seen were indeed Canadian, Nick replied: "They definitely need more parking space here." But my story is about the Canadian geese incident, and the UW-Parkside parking problem will seem insignificant once 1 tell you about the more serious problems we're likely to face because of these devilish birds. The first and least important thing every student should know is that this is not the first time anything Canadian has had the gall to cause harm to the US population. I've done some research on Canadian-related problems and I've gathered some facts I'd like to pass on to you: Fact 1: Several months ago, Italian American hunkster Fabio was nearly massacred by something Canadian while innocently riding a roller coaster. Fact 2: Last year alone, countless law-abiding US citizens suffered heart failures while trying to get vending-machine junk food with Canadian quarters and dimes. F t 3· L t eek's issue of the official newsletter of the Wisconsin ac . as w di I d b f . Organization of physicians reported that an tu>: lSC ose num er 0 mnocent Wisconsin toddlers had to be hospitalized this past summer because they mistook Canadian geese droppings for Tootsie Rolls. Fact 4: Two months ago, the NRA reported that hundreds of defenseless US hunters got lost and died of starvation last year because they were unable to locate Canadian geese in hard-to-find Canadian-named places such as Prairie du Chow Mein, La Road de les Dead Skunks, Les. Butte de Morton D 'etc (The NRA blames this tragedy on Canadians because our owney, . northerly neighbors can't seem to agree on which language to use when naming places and things. NRA Spokesperson Charlton Heston says that the French named the city of Oshkosh by that alien-sounding name because "oshkosh, oshkosh" happens to be the sound one hears when one steps through Canadian geese droppings). . . . Now, as a true-blue, Italian-born but legal and loyal citizen of the Uruted States, 1 am appalled by all these facts. Our populationis suffering great wounds, and the wounds are being inflicted by the inhabitants of a country that wouldn't even be a country ifit weren't for Benedict Arnold's errata. But that's not all. If you think that the above facts are merely natural events, think again. 1 said that 1 had some important revelations to make about Canadian-related things, but thus far I've only talked about seemingly trivial incidents because 1 didn't want to create panic by starting with the most important news. The second and most important thing every student should know is that the above events are just the first in a chain of events, eventually capitulating in a long-plotted Canadian invasion of US colleges. The Canadian geese we see on campus are just the beginning. Today Parkside, tomorrow Harvard! The third and perhaps the very, very most important thing you should know is that most UW-Parkside Faculty and Administration members are in on all this. Trust me, 1 usually know what I'm talking about. 1am, after all, a well-informed phenomenologist. 1 also know that the next gale of northerly wind will bring the resounding wave of Canadian geese honks and the ghastIy unleashing and scattering of their contemptuous cargo. Therefore, brothers and sisters, it is absolutely necessary that you join my cause: my valiant attempt to fend off the Canadian invaders. You may opt to do nothing about the problem, but as for me, give me a Tootsie Roll-free backyard or give me death! Three lilDls to watch lor Entertainment Editor Chris Summy There are three films I really want to see that are coming out in the fall season. Actually there are a lot of fall films I want to see, but I decided to pick three because they will be coming out during the holidays. So here are a couple of films you will be hearing about in the next two months. Sleepy Hollow (Nov. 19)- Considering that I am a major Tim Burton fan, this made my list. People tend to forget that he first clirected Pee Wee's Big Adventure, but they do remember that he made Beetlejuice, Batman, Edward Scissorhands, Batman Forever, Ed Wood, and Mars Attacks!. So when it was announced that Burton would create an adaptation of Washington Irving's classic novel about lchabod Crane's run-in with the headless horseman, I was thrilled. There are some deviations from the original. For instance, instead of being a coward, Crane is played by Johnny Depp as a slightly detached in Colonial America. Crane is sent to the village of Sleepy Hollow to investigate a series of murders, decapitations all. Here's the twist: their heads were never found. If anybody can make a good movie out of this, it's Tim Burton. And it doesn't hurt that his previous collaborations with Johnny Depp (Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood) were artistic triumphs. Throw in a screenplay written by Andrew Kevin Walker of Se7en fame and art-house favorite Christina Ricci as the heroine and you can see why there are great expectations for this. The Green Mile (Dec. 171- The last movie directed by Frank Darabont (Shawshank Redemption) won several Oscar nominations including Best Picture, Best Actor [Morgan Freeman], and Best Director [Darabont] but didn't do well at the box-office due to poor marketing. Once again, Darabont goes back to prison, this time with film-favorite Tom Hanks. Hanks plays a cynical warden in a South Carolina prison who bonds with one of his inmates (Michael Clark Duncan from Armageddon). This inmate turns out to be a life-saver in prison despite his sentence of death. The buzz is that the ending is going to cause a lot of tears. I'll have to see about that considering the last flick I cried at was Schindler's List six years ago. The expectations for this movie, like any Tom Hanks film, are sky-high. Test screenings for this have gone through the roof, receiving one of the highest scores for a Warner Brothers release. That says a lot considering the studio's seventy-five year legacy produced Casablanca, A Clo'ckwork Orange, The Wild Bunch, The Exorcist, and L.A. Confidential. The World Is Not Enough (Nov. 19)- With a few exceptions, the most notable "Rain Man", MGM/UA has had little to celebrate since the struggling Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM) and United Artists (UA) merged in 1981. Once again, they turn to 007 to save the day. Despite Pierce Brosnan's being credited for saving the franchise, there has been a growing feeling that James Bond has gone stale. So, in order to inject new life into 007's $IOOmillion adventure, MGM/UA hired respected director Michael Apted (Coal Miner's Daughter, Extreme Measures) for some long-needed creativity. In the past, the company hired inexperienced directors who kept Xerox copying the formula from the previous Bonds. So what's new? Well there is a femme-fatale (Sophie Marceau from Braveheart) who wants James. Big change there! Then there's a sexy sidekick (Denise Richards from Wild Things), a scientist whose main job seems to be studying in spandex. Bond will have his hands full on either side, and I wouldn't have it any other way. But the key, as always, is the villain! Remember Robert Carlyle as the psychopathic Begbie in Trainspotting and the leader of an unlikely band of strippers in The Full Monty? He plays Renard, a brilliant sicko whose gunshot wound to the head will eventually kill him, but currently renders him inunune to physical pain. And how's this for publicity? The movie hasn't come out yet and Renard has already been voted Best Bond villain in a recent magazine poll. 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NIGHTS: ~ ~ : 99C CKftZfE DftYS- SPECI AlS!! : ~ SATURDAY Everyday 10AM·2PM .. ~ ~ ~.......................• ~ Original Format The type of object, such as painting, sculpture, paper, photo, and additional data Newspaper Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 28, issue 4, October 28, 1999 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 10/28/1999 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System flu shots parkside student government association (PSGA) take back the night tuition freeze university police https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/5cc44ef23056c989648c1c15d12e0c83.pdf 32021122b7db9e6a650eafae925a43c1 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 28, issue 3 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Y2K: The clock tics down to the millennium. Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 2 Criminal stupid Editor-in-Chief Kregg Jacoby Business Manager Nicole McQuestion News Editor Becky Duba Features Editor Chris Elst Desktop Kregg Jacoby Ad Designer Nicole McQuestion Photo Editors Daniel Yaris Jeff Alley Tim Overocker Entertainment Editor Chris Summy Writers Vito Tribuzio Holly Heinzelmann Ranger Advisor Dave Buchanan Ranger Office Wyllie D-139C ph. 262.595.2287 fax 262.595.2295 ranger I con tents Inside 8 Y2K Parkside officials hope for the best and prepare for the worst the millennium can bring. 11 Question of th e week Take a look and see who you know and what we got them to say. 5 Police Beat It's Back! Strange occurences and uncivilized hooligans haunt the parking lots. 13 Three Kings strikes up a storm Check our review to get the latest on this controversial new movie. 10 Teaching Excellence Patrick McGuire steps into the shoes of the great conversationalists. Sect ion Things to do 3 News 4-7 Police Beat 5 Features 8-11 Entertainment 12-13 Sports 14-15 Classified 15 The Ranger is published every other Thursday throughout the semester by students of the University of Wiscorisin-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Subscriptions are available. Letters to the Editor policy: The Ranger encourages letters to the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger office ( WYLL D-139C) or e-mailed to jacob002@uwp.edu. Letters must be typed and include the author's name and phone number. Letters must be free from misleading or libelous content. Letters that fail to comply will not be published. For publica­tion purposes, author's name can be withheld, but only upon request. The Ranger reserves the right to edit all letters. ranger I thin gs to do -t—r • Doug DeVitiny Sabbatical Show, through October 31; free, open to the pub­lic Mondays/Thursdays 11 a.m. to 5 p.m.; Tuesdays/Wednesdays It a.m. to 8 p.m. • Salsa y Merenge dance workshop, Thursday Oct. 14, noon, Union Square. "A Threat in the Air: How Stereotypes Shape Intellectual Identity and Performance" with Stanford University Professor of Psychology Dr. Claude Steele; Oct. 14,4 p.m., room 107 of Molinaro Hall {please note: if the audience is too large for this room, the program will relocate to the nearby Union Cinema Theater). • Cheer and dance team tryouts, Thursday, Oct. 14,7 p.m., Sports and Activity Center. UW-Parkside Foreign Film Series: "Central Station," Brazil/subtitles, Oct. 14-17, Union Cinema Theater, 7:30 p.m. Thursday/Friday, 8 p.m. Saturday, 2 p.m. Sunday. Admission by season pass. • UW-Parkside Committee on Health/Safety, and the Physical Environment Open Forum: Campus Weapons-Carry Policy by University Police, Friday, Oct. 15. The committee will make recommendations to the chancellor on this issue and this forum will help it gather information. The forum takes place in MoBnaro room D-137 from 3 to 5 p.m. Students, faculty, staff, and the sur­rounding community are invited. Dance, Friday, Oct. 15., 9 p.m. to 1 a.m., Union Square, food and great dance music all for just a $5 admission, sponsored by Latinos Unidos Campus Preview Days, Oct. 16 and 23,12:30 to 5 p.m., UW-Parkside campus, Free. Graduate School Expo hosted by UW-Parkside and Carthage College, Oct. 19, 7 p.m., UW-Parkside Union. Noon Concert Series: Dana Burnett/piano & Lisa Kozenko/oboe, Wednesday, October 20, Union Cinema Theater, free. Soup & Substance: "Disaster and Recovery: Lessons Learned and to be Learned with Y2K" featuring UW-Parkside Chancellor Jack Keating, Oct. 20., noon, Union 104, free soup, bread, crackers, and water are served. | Apollo Talent Show, Oct. 20,8 p.m., Union Cinema Theater, admission $1, $50 prize available. "Little Shop of Horrors," 7:30 p.m. on Oct. 21, 22, 23, 28, 29, and 30. Matinees Friday, Oct. 22 at 10 a.m., and Oct. 21 and 20 is needed, ticket are $12 for adults, $9 for students and seniors and discount tickets are available for groups of 20 or more, for more information, call Diane Smith at (262) 595-2564. • Friends of the UW-Parkside Library: "Our Neighbors in Black: Understanding and Living with the Amish Community," w/Dr, Harvey Jacobs, Oct 21. Starts at 7 p.m. in the Overlook Lounge, Level 2 of the Library. UW-Parkside Arts: ALIVE!: rock and roll legend Buddy Holly, Friday, Nov. 5,7:30 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater. Individual and season tickets are available as are discounted student tickets. For information, call (262) 595-2345. Race, Class, and Gender Study Group: "The Rape Of Nanking; The Forgotten Holocaust Of World War II" (Penguin) by Iris Chang, Oct. 22,3:30 .m., Molinaro Hall room 111, free. Parkside Activities Board Film: "Return to Paradise," Oct. 22 & 26, 7:30 p.m., Union Cinema Theater, tickets: students $1, non-students $2 Center for International Studies course: Study Tour to Ghana (West Africa), class: Oct. 27 to Dec. 15, trip to Ghana: Dec. 28, 1999 to Jan. 15, 2000, for more information call Lillian Trager at (262) 595-2543 sports and Activity Center hours: Monday through Thursday: 7:45 a.m. to 9 p.m. Friday: 7:45 a.m. to 6 p.m. Saturday: noon to 4 p.m. Sunday: 4 to 7 p.m. UW-Parkside pool schedule: Sunday: 4 to 6 p.m. Monday/ Tuesday: 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. and 4 to 8 p.m. Wednesday: 11 a.m. to 12:45 p.m., 4 to 5 p.m., and 7 to 8 p.m. Thursday: 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. and 4 to 6:30 p.m. Friday: 11 a.m. to 3 p.m. Saturday: noon to 2 p.m.. Letters t o the Editor Dear Editor: I am writing this letter to comment on the lack of coverage the Ranger News provides for on campus events. In addition to attending classes at Parkside, I am a very involved student. As a student who helps to plan many university events, I am extremely disap­pointed in the amount of time and space this newspa­per devotes to the coverage of t hese events. This is not only regarding coverage of events for the organiza­tions, but all campus events in general. The entertainment section spent a full page review­ing a movie that is showing off campus. Yet, the "Things to do at the University" column was the only place that the Ranger showed coverage of upcoming campus events. I realize that you have a very small staff to spread around, but several of your articles in the last issue did not pertain to Parkside at all. Two examples are "A Beef Concerning the Sicilian Thing" which discussed Italian Mafia families, and "What must be done about the goby fist" which talked about fluffiness in newspaper reporting. Another article "Parkside, Illinois College Sign Admissions Pact" was an informative piece, but talked about something that happened last May and has no bearing on the students here and now. I am not asking that you do an article on every event that occur on campus, but do feel there are some major events that have deserved coverage. One exam­ple is the Backyard Bash. This was a day long outdoor event that was held for the third consecutive year on September 9th. It included a concert, comedian, novel­ty events, and a picnic, this event attracted well over 300 students over the course of the day yet received no coverage in the following week's Ranger News. I know that the paper is trying to improve its repu­tation on campus, and one of the best ways to accom­plish this would be to give more coverage to campus events. If y ou did this, and provided information that students on campus could use and want to hear, then maybe more people would be inclined to pickup your paper and read it. Thank you, Heather L. Flohr PSGA report This is a new section to inform students of the events and issues of the PSGA. Becky Duba On October 1 the Parkside Student Government Association held a heated debate over Resolution 99-9, which would require police offi­cers to leave their guns in their cars when entering campus buildings. The key speaker of the day was Dr. James Kinchen, professor of music. His argument of g uns not being needed on campus led into a boisterous argument between senators. He stated, "Parkside should focus on education, not guns." The President, Corey Mandley, agreed with his position. When the vote was taken, 11 senators voted yes, 8 voted no, and 7 abstained. This again erupted a dispute between the President and Terri Jackobson, Chief of Justice, over whether there needed to be a simple majority plus one to pass the bill or not It was derided that it would be settled at a latter time in a meeting. The conclusion to the matter was that the vote did hot pass with the simple majority and the police can still cany their guns on campus. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 28, issue 3, October 14, 1999 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 10/14/1999 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System carthage college disorderly conduct federal trade commission high school students parkside activities board (PAB) parkside student government association (PSGA) peer health educators teaching excellence award volunteering