21 10 1184 https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/e3af49e96ab24c64d79bca6c7ae8a728.pdf 9e3901f76b1f9b8ff22359340deafd6f Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 37, issue 13 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Web Site Named Most Accessible Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ..... .I. GOT CALCIUM? COLLECTING RED: LOOD DRIVE PAGE 3 November 48, 2006 , A SPECIFIC" AUDIENCE PAGES ... J; ._ e. New Solar System few years back, the entire UW-System switched over 10 a program called Solar, The PeopleSoft company has made a new version to which the entire UW-System must to conform - Solar System v. 8.9. This upgrade is going to-take place right after the New Year before the spring semester begins. It is becoming known as a full "Solar eclipse," Jan. 4, due to the fact that the system will be shut down from the end of business and . will not be back live until Jan. 10. Since the system will not be available to staff or students, the fall semester grades are going to be available from Dec. 18 through end of business on Jan. 4, 2007; though, they all need to be completed by noon on Dec, 27. Students need to be registered by the end of December 10 ensure that they can get into the classes that they want and/or need. Students registering in Winterim courses should also be signed up by the end of December because it will be hard to add students after the process has started. The staff needs to have their Wmterim class lists printed off before the start date so that they can have the roster before the class begin s, Also affecting students in this process is the fact that financial aid refunds will not begin until Jan. 11,2007. One of the advantages of upgrading the Solar System is that it will now be more people-friendly. There will be more menu choices on the main screen than there are currently. The way that the screen looks, it will be called Self-Service with links to a Student Center. ollment, Campus Finances, rnpus Personal Information, and Academic Records. There is also going to be a place called My Favnrites. which is going to be a book marking function. "If you are using the system and find a page within Solar that you want to mark, you can click on My Favorites and save it there. Unlike book marking things to a coruplJlior. My Favorites stays with the login, according to Randy McCready, who is one of the head tecbnicians on the SoJar update. For those who would like to get a feel for the way !bat the new Solar System will be; there are going to be clemo days Dec. 4 - 15. The dell10 location sites are going to be ODeS considered "high traffic areas" as well as Ranger Hall. The high traffic areas would include the computer labs in Molinaro and the bottom of the library. Web site Named Most Accessible among the nominees to win the name pages differently; some users are of "most accessible." slower than others, etc. Taking into According to McGee, a "most consideration all the different types of Thanks to Beth McGee, UW- accessible" Web site is one where "all users for just one Web site, creating Parkside's IS Technical Services users can read, use, and interact with and maintaining an easily accessible Specialist, the university earned an the Web site in a similar way, despite site is quite a challenge. award on Wednesday, Nov. 1,2006, at any assistive technoJogies some of the Accessibility is a common the Wisconsin Library Association's users may need." theme, or goal, that McGee often talks conference in about. She Wisconsin Dells, constantly for having the most strives to accessible, or User- "S·t d· ft th·nk make the friendly, Web site. 1 e .eSl9ners 0 en 1 UW-Parkside ~~;~~e~!a~~ ~~tn accessibility equals boring and/or :~ :;:';~~st year The Media and difficult, when, in fact, the opposite ~::. :~~bIY Technology Section with making of the WLA gave out is often true." them easy to the awards, which are use. called "Webbies.' This "Site Wasthe third anriual designers conference at which -Beth McGee, UW-Parkside ISTechnical often think WLA handed out accessibility awards, but it was only Service s'ped.alist. equals boring the second year for and/or the "Most Accessible" difficult," category. She continued by saying that McGee said, "when in fact, the There were four categories of having an accessible Web site also opposite is 'often true." aWards this year: most accessible, involves being conscientious of the McGee, Uw-Parkside's IS best for kids, best reference site, differences in what people can see Technical Services Specialist, or and coolest design. MATS accepted and how they are interacting with the «Web Coordinator," as she is often ~O~nations of any educational computers. called, has worked at the university Iwn~tuutio.ns or library sites in . . Some people use the mouse for four years. ISConsm. UW-Parkside was selec:ute:d~...:di~·~ff:::e:re~n.::t:::ly~;..:o:::th::e:::rs.:.:u:s:e::th:::e:...:.W:.:e::b:...:. --;:::;M;;;c:;G:;:ee:;;:;i;s~p;rirnTiar:;_;il;y;;r.~c;; _ CONTINUE TO PAGE 5 BYBRETT HOUDEK houdeOOO@uwp,edu Lights No Camera But Lots of Action \ PHOTO BY DAN TORKILSiiN BY MATTHEW J MlNER minerOO8@uwp.edu A fun event known as Talent Night Tuesday took place before the Thanksgiving break on Tuesday Nov. 21 from 8 to 10 p.rn. In one of the past two Talent Night, there was a guest band brought in from Milwaukee that went by the name of Trio Records. During that show, Tamykka Lamb. a freshmen and part of the Parkside Activitie Board said, "It was off the chain." She also said that the show had a turnout of 100 to 150 people. This Talent Night was a little different because of the low turnout of students. Duane Johnson, president of PAB said, "We bave a good time no matter what." "Talent Tuesday is all about having fun and letting the studems showcase their talent in a comfortable environment," said Johnson. This was an open mic and was not as structured as the other Talent Night Tuesday s. As people took the stage to sing, dance. and recite poetry, Kristen France-Milton, tke music coordinator of PAB, said. "I like to make sure people feel comfortable here:' The was silent as they listened 10 Jo nson sing "I am ready for love" by India Arie. The crowd clapped along with Daniel Zellmer. sophomore English major. as he sang a song of hi own. "Nobody ha . to be the III xt American Idol to sing at Taknt T'JC ·day,"" III Daniel Zellmer "Th jus! t lot of fun:" Although the turnout .... es low the people who did attend felt that the event was a success and said the) had a lot offun. In the future, PAB is going to try to advertise more and bring in local bands to help bring in a bigger crowd. 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Newspapers can be taken on a first come. first serve basis, meaning that once they are gone. they are gone. We work on the honOi"""system, but violators will be prosecuted ffi for theft. Faculty members and students organizations who wish to use The Ranger News • in classrooms should consult the ASSOQATlO edjtor~in·chief to reserve however Q)UfGIAlI man): free copies they wish to use. PI8S The Ra,nger News GS TO DO ,-----: Wednes ,ovember 29, 2006 11:00 AM-8:oo PM CAST Group Drawing Show Com. Arts Gallery The drawings of the Coalition of Active Sculpture Teachers (C.A.S.T.) are on exhibition, 12:00 PM-I:oo PM Noon Concert: UW-Parkside Student Recital Union Cinema 12:00 PM-1:l5 PM 'Doing Justice without the State' Wyllie 247 . . The Center for International Studies welcomes UW-Parlmde Professor Oko Elechi for its Global Lunch Hour. That's in room 247 of Wyllie Hall inside tbe UW-Parkside Library. l2:00 PM-l:15 PM Casinos: Aid or Hypocrisy Union Square Scared Circle and the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs present a Speak-Out titled 'Casinos: Aid for Native American Communities or a Hypocrisy of Their Cultural Values?' Free food and refreshments. Thursday, November 30, 2006 11:00 AM-5:00 PM CAST Group Drawing Sbow Com. Arts Gallery 5:30 PM-7:00 PM Women's Basketball vs. Rockhurst De Simone Gymnasium, SAC 7:30 PM-9:45 PM UW·Parkside Community Band Com. Arts D-1l8 7:30 PM-9:00 PM Men's Baskerball vs. Rockhurst De Simone Gymnasium, SAC 9:00 PM-II :59 PM 'Fusion' Union Square This is a semi-formal affair with ethnic food, music and dancing, 'and a chance for you to meet students from allover the world. 'Fusion' is a production of the Parkside International Club, the Parks ide Asian Organization, Latinos Unidos. and Insieme Italia in conjunction with the Parkside Activities Board. The event begins at 9 p.m. and continues untiJ 2 a.m. in Union Square. Friday, December 1,2006 10:ooAM-ll:30AM Parkside Theatre presents .Shakespeare on Love' August Wegner Studio Theatre The focus is on the passionate and delightfully human characters Shakespeare placed in love's glorious aod hazardous path. 5:00 PM-II PM Parkside Association of Wargamers presents Anime-Blitz, Molinaro D137 and D139 The event is free and open to the public. Saturday; December 2, 2006 9:00 AM-5:oo PM Wrestling: Wisconsin Open Sports and Activity Center {UW-Parkside.students admitted free with university!D, admission: adults $5, high school students $3, children 12 andunder $ I } 10:00 AM-3:30 PM 33rd UW-Parkside Arts & Crafts Fair Main Concourse A holiday tradition. Hundreds of artisans and crafters offer gifts ranging from the traditional to the unique. 1:00 PM-2:30 PM Women's Basketball vs, Drury De Simone Gymnasium, SAC 3:00 PM-4:30 PM Men's Basketball vs. Drury De Simone Gymnasium, SAC 7:30 PM-IO:OO PM Parks ide Theatre presents 'Shakespeare on Love' August Wegner Studio Theatre Sunday, December 3, 2006 3:30 PM-5:03 PM . Benefit Concert: UW-Parkside Choirs Com. Arts Theatre The UW-Parkside vocal groups, directed by Dr. James B. Kinchen Jr., raise their voices in song to benefit two local non. profit organizations: Project New Life of Racine and Even Start of Kenosha. Monday, December 4, 2006 11:00AM-5:00PM Senior Art Show Com Arts Gallery 5:00 PM-7:00 PM Senior Art Show reception Com. Arts Gallery -- t ( I DateIncident # Description 11/14/06 06·646 Misuse of Parking Services, Union , Lot. 6:22pm. Parking citation issued for Forgedl AlteredlStolen Permit. Officer cleared. 11/14/06 06-748 Drug Paraphernalia Possession, Ranger Lot. 10:20pm. Officers issues various citations to include Underage Drinking Possession/Consume, Possession of Drug Possession, Possession of Drug Parapbernalia and Possession of Dangerous Weapon. Offices cleared. 11115/06 ' 06-749 Agency Assist. Off-Campus Location. 12:02pm. Kenosha Sheriff Dept requested. assistance .with a I year old child locked in vehicle, UWP officer responded and unlocked the vehicle. Officer cleared. 11/15/06 06·750 Traffic Violation. Union Circle @ Outer Loop Road. 10:33pm. Citations issued to Deanna R Ford for Suspended Registration andMisuse of Handicap Placard. Officers cleared. 11116/06 06·751 Liquor Law Violation. University Apartment. 12:08am. Subject viewed urination on UW-Lands. Citation issued for Underage Drinking- Possession/Consume and Deposit of Human Waste on UW-Lands. Officer cleared. 11/16/06 06-752 AgencyAssist, CTH Y @ CTH A. 10:42am. Kenosha Sheriff Dept request assistance with traffic control at accident. Officer cleared. 11/16/06 06-753 Medical Assistance. Parkside Union. 4:58pm. Officers responded to a medical call. Rescue units requested, the arrived. Female transported to Hospital, Officers cleared. 11117/06 06·754 Agency Assist. Off-Campus Location, CTH A @ CTH EA. 7:36am. Kenosha County Sheriff Dept request traffic control for fatal traffic accident. Officer cleared. 11/17/06 06-755 Theft- From a Motor Vehicle. Tallent Lot. 8:35am. Complainant reports UWP Parking Permit was stolen from vehicle, no other damage to Vehicle. Replacement pennit issued. Cleared. 11/17/06 06-756 Theft - From Building. Parkside Union. 12:5?pm. Officer takes Theft report. Officer cleared. 11/18/06 06-757 Traffic Accident - Property Damage. Ranger Lot. 10:15am. Complainant reports damage to vehicle.·Officer takes reports. Officer cleared. 11119/06 06-758 Agency Assist. CTH JR @ STH 31. I 1:03am. Report of vehicle in ditch, officer arrives on scene. Kenosha County Sheriff Deputy arrives and request to take over call. UWP officer stood by until vehicle was removed from ditch, Officer cleared. 11120/06 06·759 Disorderly Conduct. University Apartments. I:57am. Complainants report male subject knocking on windows. Officer arrest male subject and issued various citations. Then transport subject to Kenosha Public Safety Building "Jail". Officer cleared. 11/20/06 06-760 Simple Battery. Ranger Hall. 10:0 i am. While officer was investigating a Disorderly Conduct case, it was determined that a victim had been assaulted. Officer takes report and cleared. 11/21/06 06·761 Traffic Violation. 4000 Block of Outer Loop Road. I:23pm. Citation issued to Dustin R Cleveland for Speed. Officers cleared. 11/21/06 06·762 Other Sex Offenses. Ranger Hall. 6:28pm. Caller request to speak to officer. Officer takes report and cleared. 11/22/06 06:763 Theft- From Building. Sports! Activity Center. 5:29pm. Complainant reports theft of money. Officer takes report and cleared. I 'e I 11/22/06 06-764 Tow VehlCle. CTH E @ STH 31. 9:53pm. Vehicle issued (24hr) Red Tag on 11118/06 by UWPPD. Owner never removed vehicle. Vehicle towed by Jantz Tow Company. Officer cleared NoVember 28, 2006 The Ranger News ~ II\I:1idf Collecting Red: Blood Drive· BY: KAlTLYN ULMER eapoe666@yahoo.com Collecting pints of.red, UW-Parkside will host a blood drive Dec. 4 from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. Both donators and volunteers are needed for the event. To give blood, you must be atleast 17years old, weigh at leaslllO pounds, and not have 3 donated blood in the last eight weeks. Before donation, each do~or receives a brief exam dunng which temperature pulse, blood pressure, and' blood count are measured. According to the American Cross Web site, "We all expect blood to be there for us, but barely a fraction of those who can give do. Yet sooner or later, virtually all of us will face a time of great vulnerability in which we will need blood." Those interested in donating or volunteering can contact Kristen Landree at (262) 595-2589 or Casey Jones at (262) 595- 2011. 262-552-8241 MENT 7 NIGHTS A WEEK WITH AWESOME DRINK SPECIALS! Football Sun&Mon 2lbWings $ 5 12" 1 topping pizza ---~ $6.99 BARAREAONLY MON THRo THoRS •••• $2 PINT LONGISLANDS 15 FLAVORS TO CHOOSE FROM . •••••.• OPENJAM WITH MATT MEYERS & THESMOOTH RIDERS & FORTHE , LADIES a PM -12AM ONLY$5 AU U CAN DRINK niL DRINKS tI J:~' o THRo MONDAY ••.KARAOKE ~"f IC."~,· SUNDAY & MONDAY. .•••$1 CAN BEERAU DAYI M Co\-. ,). .(', TOE & THUR•••....••••.•••••.. $3 PITCHERS OFBEER a PM-CLOSE " I"" 0\ ('e\ ~ ~-RIiEDi; $1 PINT TAPPERS & $2 BOMBS a PM-CLOSE • \j e (~ . SAT BoCKETS OFSHORTIES 6 FOR$5 aPM-CLOSE Oe\\ EXAS HOLD-EM POKER EVERY THUR &SAT O( FREE TO PLAY, WIN COLD HARD CASH &CHANCE FOR A SEAT AT WSOP! RA KE NTE T·. EVERY FRJ: &SAT CO WIN A TRIP FOR 2 TO ORLANDO FLORIDA, AIR FARE & HOTEL INCLUDED!! BAR HOURS MON-SAT 3PM-ClOSE, SUNDAY 11AM-CIOSE McBrides Gyros North FREE CAB RIDES! (LOCATED INSIDE OF BRIESE'S) Home of the overstuffed Gyro Big portions with SMALL prices! Delivery hours Mon-Sat 4pm-9:30 Sun llam-9:30PM Dining room Iwzus Mon-Sat3pm-lOpm Sun llam-lOpm Fri&sat serving food in bar until Midnight Bries~'s Brew * 22ndAve. 2 DARTBOARDS 4 POOLTABLES 1fOOSEBAll TABLE DANCE FLOOR UW.ParksUh Wood Rd. Campus Hwy.E SMALL &LARGE BANQUET HALLS AVAILABLE ·4 The Ranger News November 28, 2006 Winning Rangers Begin GLVC Play Thursday Got Calcium? BY TYRONE PAYTON payto004@uwp.edu Rangers outscored the Cougars 38-32 in the first half and 54-39 in the second half to make a 92- 71. final on Saturday night, with five players for UW-Parkside hit double figures in scoring. With 18 points to lead all Ranger scorers, junior guard Kayla Ming converted five of her eight three-point attempts. In an I I of 12 free-throw shooting ~accomplishment, junior Mackenzie Heise tallied 17 points to go along with her team high of seven rebounds. Teammates Ferguson and Kari Score had 15 and to points to accompany their five and six rebounds, respectively, and Allison Srnaglik Came off the bench to post 13 points and four assists in the victory over the Cougars. These two wins put the women Rangers at a 4-1 overall record. The men of UW- - Parks ide have also begun their season impressively with a 5-1 overall record. Their only loss came in an 80-69 overtime defeat against the Michigan Tech Huskies on Friday, Nov. 17. Their opponent for this past Saturday, Nov. 25, carried away a loss, as the men Rangers took down the Central State Marauders of Wilberforce, Ohio, in a 92-78 final. Taking a page from the women, the men also began their home opener by putting six Rangers into double digits. Junior guard Kyle Clark made six of his seven three-point attempts to go with his nine of 16 field goal attempts, while teammate Tyrone Deacon led the Rangers with seven assists and made 13 of 18 free throws to count as the majority of his 19 total points. The remaining double-digit scorers were Juan bread. broccoli. almonds, beans, and calcium-fortified foods sucb as orange.juice and cereal. An eight-ounce serving of plain yogurt has 415 mg of calcium (45 percent of the daily allowance), and an eight-ounce glass of skim milk has 302 mg (30 percent). Bread and" broccoli have 2-3 percent of the daily requirement. and spinacb bas 12 percent. Calcium supplements are also available for consumers. The NIH reveals tbat calcium supplements are the third highest moneymaking supplement, bringing in about $87 million in sales each year. The two most common forms of calcium supplement' are calcium carbonate and calcium citrate. Calcium carbonate is the most common and provides more calcium, but it can cause gas from its difficulty to be digested. Calcium citrate is typically less expensive and easier to digest, but 1,000 mg of citrate only has 210 mg of calcium, whereas the carbonate form has 400 mg in a 1,000 mgdose. Anyone taking or planning to take a calcium supplement should be aware that no more than 500 mg should be taken at one time, because as the amount of calcium taken increases the amount that is absorbed decreases. This includes calcium from food as well. Not enough calcium is bad, but on the other hand, too much calcium can interfere with absorption of other minerals and, rarely, Can cause kidney problems, among other things. No more than 2,500 mg of calcium a day should be ingested. The NIH recommends spreading calcium supplements and calcium-rich foods throughout the day. The UW-Parkside Men's , and Women's Basketball teams will begin their Great Lakes Valley Conference play this Thursday, Nov. 30, when they host the Rockhurst Hawks. Their second conference game . will come on Saturday, Dec. 2, as the Drury Panthers visit the DeSimone Gymnasium. Both Ranger squads come in with impressive records from early non-conference games, with the women Rangers coming off two wins this past week. The first came in a 72-54 win over the Lady Eagles of Robert Morris College' on Tuesday. Nov. 21, as the Rangers played this contest at Loyola's Gentile Center. Newly acquired senior Kari Score shot 64 percent from the field, and she hit both of her three-point attempts along with ·four of six free throws to tally 24 total points for UW- Parkside. She also pulled down 10 rebounds with five a piece for offensive and defensive boards. - Senior starter Ashley Ferguson was the only other player to break into doub1e- digit scoring, as she was 50 percent from the field en route to making l7 points. She nearly copied teammate Karl Score in rebounds, pulling down five defensive and four offensive boards to barely miss her own double-double performance with nine total rebounds. The women Rangers followed this win up with another victory on Saturday, Nov. 25, as the St. Xavier University Cougars, thel 7 rh ranked tearn in NAIA Division I, went away from Wisconsin with its first loss of the season. The UW-Parkside BY CASSANDRA WHEELER wheelO 19@uwp.edu The word calcium conjures up images of bones and tall glasses of milk, yet calcium is more Ulan these things. According 10 Tbe National Institute of Health's, office of dietary supplements Web site, calcium is the most abundant mineral in the body, . and, in addition to keeping bones and teeth strong and healthy, it is also essential for muscle contraction, cell fluid balance, hormone secretion, and nerve functioning in the body, among other things. Many Americans do not get the recommended daily dose of 1,000-1,200 mg of calcium, with the NIH-reporting that 55 percent of men .and 78 percent of women over the age of 20 fall short of this ideal. Low calcium intake can result in the bone disease osteoporosis. which reduces bone density and leaves bones fragile. Women are at a higher risk of osteoporosis, but both sexes are susceptible to the disease. The body is able to remodel bones and add mass to them only up to age 30; therefore. the more calcium bones have by this age, the slower the process of natural, age-related bone degeneration. Calcium is absorbed in the digestive tract where vitamin D aids absorption, and it is naturally excreted from the body in sweat and urine, but other things can eause further calcium loss. Alcohol interferes with absorption, and pbosphorous, found in carbonated drinks, has been linked to calcium depletion. The most common food source to contain calcium is dairy products, but these ;u:e not the only sources for calcium. Some other natural sources include sardines, tofu and other soy products, spinach, CONTINUE TO PAGE 5 Do something productive in college. Do something with The Ranger News. 5 1 RE RT November 28, 2006 A Specific Audience Lopez, 13; Dave Keane, 12; La Vontay Fenderson, II; and Brad Ferstenou, 10. Both Ranger teams wiU put their one-loss records on the line against the Rockhurst Hawks this Thursday, Nov. 30, when the GLVC home openers take place for UW-Parkside. The Lady Hawks come to the DeSimone Gymnasium off of WEB SITE CONTINUE FROM FRONT PAGE WINNING RANGERS CONTINUE FROM PAGE 4 showings of the Jaoe Martin play, then you missed a bit of wit and some good acting, but little else. "Anton in Show Business" is a comedy about a production of Anton Chekov's 'Three Sisters." This witty satire takes a long. hard responsible for maintaining the university's home page, but she also maintains numerous departmental sites, Some departments at UW-Parkside have given McGee complete charge of their Web sites. The departments provide the content that they would like everyone to see on their sites, and McGee makes sure that each of the sites gets properly updated. McGee is also a member of the university's Technology Advisory Committee and a co- chair of the Web Strategies Team. McGee works 40 hours per week maintaining, designing, and planning the Web site. She also bas a few other miscellaneous BY RAMON A. JAIMEZ, JaimeOOl@uwp.edu Are you a Theater Major? Did yo see the FreshlNK production of "Anton in Show Business," directed by Michael Clickner? If you didn't, you missed on of the most entertaining looks at theater and all that goes into it there ever was. If you're nota theater major, and you . didn't make it to any of the Nov. 11-13 tasks, but everything ultimately ties in to the Web pages. The university is alway looking for students 10 gel involved with the Web sire. Some sites can use student bloggers; others could use student writers. and the site could use more photographers. These are just a few roles that student, could fill. McGee said that there's \.0 much in which students can get involved. Those interested in helping out with the Web ...ite can contact University Relations for further details. a two game losing streak with a 1-2 overall record. while the men's team for Rockhurst enters into GLVC play on an opposite four game winning streak with a 4-1 overall record. The women's game will begin at 5;30 p.rn. followed two hours later by the men's contest. niversity· of Wisco~sin-Parkside CHOLARSHI The University of Wisconsin-Parks ide Presents application. One dea ebruary 1,2 1--------- Saturday, December 2,2006' 10am- 3pm On the Main Campus Complex 1 Exil Hwy E offl-94. 5 mil" ""110 Hwy JR, Kenosha, W"", nsm Need a map? www.uwp.a1u Kcywonl: Campw Map 1 CheckOut www.uwp.a1u Keyword: Student Activities 1- - CoDeessionsAvWabk 1- . Shuttle ServKr.l'rom the Parking Lots to the Complex L---------. Coal and I'>ckag< Check 1- Great Shopping for All Occassions! For more information call (262) 595-2200 ... Sponsored by the Smden< Aaiviri" Ollie< & P>rItside Aamn" Boatd II ~:::..~~:..:;:t:::"'::':'=) I had dinner with my family OPI LS November 28, 2006 6 WHAT DID YOU DO OVER THANKSGIVING? CORRECTION In the Oct. 2 I issue of The Ranger News, the story titled "Professors Stretch 40-Hour Work Week" was changed by editors of The Ranger News, partially due to a miscommunication. The first and last paragraphs were changed, and the context of the story may have been altered. . Additionally, left out from said issue was the name of the author of the editorial "A few words about Professor Lillian Trager." The editorial was written by Mary Pirrello. SSUE REPORTING AND PHOTOS BY DAN TORKILSEN I visited family and friends in my hometown of Grayslake, Illinois Brad Champon, 20, Theater and Music , J ate and worked. Kirstahn Pivovas, 28, Criminal Justice I worked on my paper for Sociology 227. Hi Bob Lawrence Tripp, 21,Undecided Nick Jenson, 25, Business Management -Gregory Clausen Went home.tgot back Thanksgiving night, drove to Appleton] got back at 4 a.m., and rehearsed all day Saturday and Sunday for the upcoming play, "Shakespeare on Love." Vc Eg - 17 18 . series Rt Fx Me teadersb'P~~ .... ...-"W 32 ._"M .,._. UIe- Te Lr Po ~_ ...... r_ Leamer ""' 47 48 49 50 Ah Ft Cb Pw Zz T_ l1looJghlful """"Thru COObIe -. llreamo< 79 80 81 82 83 84 Dv RI Ec Ca Ep I .- S Le.tAde.YShip . choltAYShips pv. r p05e. The Student Activities Office seeks .' involvement In student organizations acti T to promote active by offering two $850 Leadership SCh~lars~li~~s'T~nd U~iversity gov~mance given to two current undergraduate student I . d e ~c olarshlps Will be at UW-Parkside., ea ers intending to continue Cri+er',~: Ideal candidates have made c . , " , ment of the campus community throu h a tl ontributions to the enrich- , activities. The recipients will have de~ons~r~t~~~r~lImdentln ~o-curncular creativity, responsibility, cooperation, and leader~~i IVI b~atyIInAltlatlve, the Leadership Scholarship must have a min' p a II " pphcants for unum cumulative GPA of 2 5 b.npli<:~+ioY\ IY\ton'Y\~f' O' , ' . the UW-Parkside Undergraduate SChol~r~;pA~PIIf.an:s should complete 4 additional questions for the student lead PPh~ca Ion and answer the I t d d t h ' ers ip scholarships oca e un er e heading "Continuing Student .. St d reapply for the scholarship in subsequent years' ho~eve~thents ~~y , Will be awarded a maximum of two times to the 'sa ' . e sc clarshlp me recipient. For more information and an online application visit www d k ' scholarships or the Scholarship Office in Wyllie 3314 b F,uwbP,e u eyword. , . y e ruary 1,2007. . ' • 8 The Ranger News November 28. 2006 Classifieds Ads Charles the Hammer by Zachary J. Keehan He said he eeered a cat to r,:;: with the bat._ Another Subplot by Matthew Gonya and Henry D. Gaskins Not Enough Hours in the Day by T.e. DeWitt SO,.THIS PERIODIC TABLE STUFf IS PRETTY INTERESTING, ISN'TID / AY. YOU SINGlE? AV.YOU. 6ETIT1 "AU" IS GOlO. A~U-SIN6l.£il HUH? """' AKA Badness by Katie Zimpel Moot Point b TJ Hysell Rehabilitation BlDlny WllKrS EVERYONE LOOKING Ai,?! rr WAS AN HOJoleS\ r-_::=::... .... M ISTAI<E ! r--=:::::'~:...l Daddy needs Ins schnapps .. Now Hiring Party time help. We will work around your hours. Selling jobs and ski, board, and bike service. Ski and Sports Chalet (262) 658- 8515 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. Christian family looking for consistent child care provider in our home for two children, 5 and 2, every Saturday and Sunday. Must have own transportation. $6.50/hour.262-909-3074. Famous Dave's is hiring! we're located in Pleasant Prairie off Hwy. 50. Looking for outgoing personalities for our host counter position. Stop by for an application and return. Do you want to be a mentor? Are you 21? Do you have two free hours a week? Contact Abbie Huck at 656-8420 ext. 175. Aurora Medical Center volunteers invite you to join our hospital volunteer group. We greet patients and visitors. transport patients to their cars and much more. Call for more information - Peggy Crane 948-5605. Located at 10400 75~ Street, Kenosha. San Juan Diego Middle School, Recinewl, Volunteers needed. One day/evening/week. After school activities program, M- T-W 3:30 - 5 p.m. Mentoring Program M-T-W-T7 - 8:30 p.m. Dr. Pam Ray, Coordinator rayp@sjdms. org. Safe Haven of Racine. Inc. Relief Staff openings. Part time. weekends, holidays - 24 hr. residential shelter and transitional living programs. Applications online at: www.safehavenofracine.org $7.50/$8.50 per hour. Flexible schedule. Museums need you! Consider volunteering at the Kenosha Public Museum or the Dinosaur Discovery Museum! Have fun and meet people from around the world. Great experience. Call (262) 653-4139, Meet the World at Parkside Join us for_the weekly meetings of Parkside International Club (PIC) every Wednesday at 12:00 in Molinaro 109. For more information. contact President: komaldhindsa@grna.il.com or vice president: iakhalid@yahoo. com. FREE PIZZA! Flexible hours. Make some money while working part time at Nick-n- Willy's Pizza. Stop by for an application, 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. 1-94 & Hwy. 50. 857-8039. SERVERS-Part time eves. Apply in person, THE YELLOW ROSE, 340 Main St., Racine Cooks- Part time eves. Apply in person, SEBASTIAN'S 6025 Douglas Ave., Racine. ' Services Call STS for the best deals to this year's top 10 Spring Break destinations! Earn the highest rep commissions! Ask about our group discounts! Voted best part schedules. 1-800-648-4849. ww~ ststravel.com. . Questions about abortion? Make an informed choice. Call Alpha Center (262) 637-8323 Care Net Pregnancy Center: Pregnancy tests, parenting classes, material assistance. All services free and confidential. Call 262-658-2222 (Kenosha) or 847-731-8360 (Zion, IL) Opening soon In Racine. Also looking for volunteers and interns. Need help with Germans Linguistics? English or Grammar? Tutoring offered. 57 per hour. Call 262.497.3302. For Rent Parkview Manor Apartments now accepting applications. Studio - $385 I Bedroom - $485 2 Bedroom - $585 Air. heat, appliances, underground parking, balcony, on-site storage and laundry, park-like setting, '-"' -quiet and secure. professional staff, on the busline. 2200 Washington Ave. Racine: Please call for a tour today! (262) 898- 3953 -Studic apartment, 6505 22"" Ave. Rear, Kenosha. Utilities and appliances included. $400 per month plus security deposit. Contact Betty at (414) 828-5024. Respectable, dependable, and easy-going roommate wanted to share spacious 2 bedroom apartment near GTC in downtown Racine. No .pets or smoking. E- mail missmarilynbeU@yahoo. com for more information. Responsible roommate wanted to share large house. Northeast Kenosha, $400 per month deposit needed. Call Mary (262) 8 [8- 68[8. For Sale Student Kaitlyn Ulmer's first poetry collection: Inklings. Available online at www. publishamerica.com. Price: $19.95. 2001 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS V6 3.8 Liter All new tires and breaks, 25-28 mpg, great runn~r. Sharp looking -- Must See! 103,000 miles $7,000 contact Kim @ 262-498-6072 or schwa023@yahoo.com. 2001 Dodge Stratus. 4 door, 4 cylinder SE, 133k, $4,000 or best offer. 262-767-0094. Ask for Megan. Announcements Would you be interested in joining a HeathenlPaganlEtc/ Questioning group? Email me at Foat 0000 I @uwp.edu. 1 am Looking to see if there is enough support to get this started. Do you have a talent you want to show off? Then come to Talent Night Tuesdays sponsored by Parkside Activities Board. Next TNT is on November 21st. 8 p.m. in the ~ Union. ~ Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 37, issue 13, November 28, 2006 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 37, issue 12 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Professors Stretch 40-Hour Work Week Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document \, , .. '. BRIDGING THE GAP SINGING IN DECEMBE PAGE 5 PAGE 5 . e!~e!d~~ 40-Hour Work- VIe T IS where the problem $39.899 for instructors. and UW-Sylllbn . at the slate level. Even $45.647 for lecturers. Faculty in Kevin P. R4iiIy s tJwugh faculty salaries are 4-year institutions earn higher the State Audit hi salaries. on average. than do gher than those of ~ those in 2-year schools. In 2004- apprcc ng other UW-System staff, the 0 res d be f . 5. faculty salaries averaged cI nurn r 0 hour-s of unused $79.342 in private independent sick leave "explained II'lOSt institutions. .85.1 in public of the variation in accoent instituri nd $(l1.I03 in values in 2005." Th so religiousl li.Iillted pri report that faculty •• ert colleges niversities. more accumulated leave Uni sity profes to health insuranc its a whole are a subgro than other state es type of institution do." The report· admits - public. that upon retire , unused with pub sick leave call nverted making 8 to credits that b a 05) as toward "post-retir t at health insurance.premiums:" Although the report never mentions that they suspect under-reporting of . sick time, in the othe,diili'ilii·· ..·· explored in this ~ such as vacation time. they question the "curr reporting require compliance wi is import un , The professors in the UW- System are about on target with the national averages. The Unite State' Department Of Labor site at http~/Istats.bb. gov st,itcs that earnings for college facu1(y vary according to "rank and type of institution. geographic area, and field." According (0 a 2004-05 survey by the American Association of University Professors. salaries for full-time faculty averaged $68.505. I3Y rank, tbe average was $91 .548 for professors, $65; 113 for associate professors. $54,571 for assistant professors. o $67.992, assuming they received those increases in subsequent years. In the 2004-05 year they cxperienced.th same declim' by 0.5 percent in average salary and a 0.3 percent decrease in 2005-06 (based on information obtained in ·'The D~"aluing of Higher Education: The An~ua.l Repon on the Ecol1omit: Status of the Profession 1005-06"). as the re~t of the profe:->sors salaries across the nation did. The approximate salary of $67,4-+9 in 1004-05 is very clo,e to the national a\crage rcpl'rl",'d by the AA UP. above of $66.851. till bo D Show Nov 16 in Union Squore. ~~ WAllionce hosted UW-Parkside's third annual rag t' the ~ert~rmances were lively ugh not as heavily attended or advertised as In year.s pas. llnd Well-received by the audience. (Photos by Dan Torkllsen). d · ,,,. <'Come get that goo copy. choose not to record ~JCk lea e if they \\ crk more than 40 hours during a \\ cek III which they re d Pi tll,."""""·,·"",,, schedule medical proc d re and ,lppointm" nl for th umnJt:>r l11ol1Eh~. \\ hell f3l:ulty \\ Itb 9- month appomlmcnh neither e.lrn nor arc required 0 report ICk le~nc. In order I ug t impw cd method. the Board of RcgeJll is currenti re\iie ing po<;;sihfc ,,:hangc thai \\11110 be presented 10 the Joint Le!!i~lauve Audit Committee hy June I c007. Construction Season Amanda Grandke mandi.noe@gmail.com Wisconsin has two major seasons: winter and construction. Since winter hasn't sianed yet, it is still construction season, and the Wisconsin Department of Transportation is complying. Commuters coming from the South who normally take Highway E to Highway JR may have noticed over the past few weeks sewer rubes and construction vehicles on the side of the road. The real work began on Tuesday Nov. 14 when the construction workers made Hwy E one lane between Green Bay Road (Hwy 31) and 39" Avenue . which is the road that tum into Hwy"JR. The construction on Hwy E will continue as far south as 22 nd Avenue. The commute for people coming from the Racine and Milwaukee areas will not he affected. The project i!'> scheduled to last at least seven weeks, depending on the weather. tudents who arc coming from the Illinois area and Kenosha areas ..hould plan on leac ing a little bit earlier to en ..ure that they make it to classes en time It h suggc."lL'd rhot commurcr take Hwy 31 pact H\\) Lund usc Hwy JR. If ... tudenb are not far enough \\:e't to take Hw) 3 I. the be ... t route is to lal...c 30'h ·\venuL' (\\ood RoadllO U\V-Park ... idc· ... front entrance and lake Outer Loop Road to the parking Jot of the building to which 1.11C) need 10 go. The project should be completed tty the pring semester. I.,Q th~rc will be no Ie ... s has!'le commuttng 10 the !o.prillg. Spending Guidelines Divide PSGA Senate BY ANDREW C. WESTBROOK westb002@uwp.edu Discussion was intense in the student senate lhi!o. week, a.',. senators debated the merits of the updated Segregated University Fees Allocation Commince's spending guidelines for student organizations. One of the most hotly contested issues of the discussion was the 35 percent of an organization's requested budget that could be used for officer stipendS. Several senators argued that the 35-percelll limit was far too high: although, according to Parkside Student Government Association President Tyson Feltes, it is the same as lail year's percentage. Senator Da\ld Wibon called the cap ··atrocious:· saying that stude.nt organization~ shoukl be able to ... pend. at mo~l. 15 percent of their budget on !Iollpcnds. Others thought II should be less. Pauicia Jel1!o.cn felt that '"'itudem organilation officcf\ should not be paid any stipends becau!o.e they are reimbursed through the experience and the resume material they gain through holdmg leadership positions in their organizations. Conversely. en:Jtor Zara Ditunan argued that !':oomc student~ ~ould nOI be able to be here \\ lthout "ollle son of financial rennbuf\cment of their time. a."i the) would nced 10 direct more of their time into part·time jobs and ... 0 forth. Abo a major Is~ue \\a"i the item on the guideline ...Mating. ··Budget requeo;,t-. for 2007-2008 Cannol Exceed the 2006-2007 Allocation by more than \03.000."' Some ... cnntor-. feil lhi!o. \lo.a.\ CONTINUE PAGE 3 9oo Wood Rood Kenosho, WI 53141 . Phone:(262)595.2287 Fox: (262) 595-2295 Ads: uwp_ads@yahoo.com Website: rangernews@uwp.edu Edltor·ln·Chief Andrew L Weslbrook weslb002@uwp,edu Design "'anager loohyun Killl kim00009@uwp.edu Business Manager - . Porminder lingh singhOOOO@uwp.edu . 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(ossondro Wheeler wheeIDI9@uwp.edu Cartoonists la<holY Keehan _ keehoD03@uwp.edu Aaron Fanning zodiocshodoW©holmoil.rom KOlielimpel zimpeOOl@uwp.idu TJ HYSIIl hyseIOO1@uwp.edu Judith Logsdon logsdan@uwp.e<!u Advlior Mission Statement • The Ranger News strives to inlorm, educqte, and engage the UW-Parkside community by publishing well-written, accurate student iournalism on a weekly basis, The Ranger News has lJ1eetings every Monday at noon.. All sludents and facwty of UW-Parkside are welcome. Plea)je feel free 10attend. Have any comments, concerns, questions, or story ideas? Please e-mail us tit: rangemewsqpuwp.edu . Weare located at Wyllie D139C Each perwn may take one newspaper per issue date. E:\tra newspapers can be purchased for $1 apie<;e, Newspapers can be laken on a first come., fi~t serve basis, meaning that once they are gone, they are gone. We work on the honor system, but violators will be prosecuted ffi for !heft. Faculty members and Siudents Ql'Ellnizations who wish 10 use The Ranger News • in classrooms should consult the ~A$SIIXlAl1I) editor-in-chief to reserve however COUIG~ many f'ree copie~ they wish 10use. PUB The Ranger News November 21, 2006 GS TO DO Tuesday, November 21, 2006 11:00 AM· 8:00 PM Art Exhibition: CAST, Group Drawing Show Com. Arts Gallery The drawings of the Coalition of Active Sculpture Teachers (C.A.S.T.) arc on exhibition. 11(10/06 06-726 Traffic Violation. CTH G @ CTHA. 12:L2am. Citation issued to Fernando Carnenas Nabares for Operate wlo Vali License and LOday Equipment Violation and Verbal Warning for F . Stop at Stop Sign. Officer cleared. . 11/10/06 06-727 Traffic Violation, CTl;I G @ CTH E. 2:07am. Citation issued to Weijun Zheng for Fail/Stop at Stop Sign:Officer cleared. 11/10/06 06·728 Drug Paraphernalia Possession.Parkside Union. 4:37am. Two citation issued for Underage Drinking/Consume and One for Possession of Drug Paraphernalia. Officers cleared . 11110/06 06:729 Suspicious Circumstances. Tallent Road. 8:36am. Complainant reports child being struck in vehicle on Tallent Rd Officer takes report and refers case to DCFS. Officer cleared. 11110/06 06-730 Worthless Checks - Less Than $1000. SPOrt; Activ it) Center 9:02am Officer take worthless cheek report Offi cleare . . 1I/HI/06 06·731 \orthbs(:hecks- Les Ihan ~IO(lO Tallen Hal "" 9'4 ,)ffK'.: ra '::, Wurth; ...: ~ 11 n p 1l1.Officer cleared .- 111I0/1l6 0(,-732 \\orthJe Chel'i. - I Tha ".\lJ{~) Tallent Hal [ilt W O.. t Ian Office lJ. cs \: ortt, C heck po: Officer cleared ,lYle II 10/06 06·733 1\;!'dlCd '\"i , n,' II. ntc Hall. U7pm. lttl~ ( nc ~rJ1 In oth r reports her son hav Jl. serzure Rescue hli! c<lllt ~YeD the. J r 1. "t,; III "fu'iCS I11c(.fI, .. :~d Sl I i!1(;L' All deared" I 11111106 06,714 Tr fi "'CC1Jont Property Dam ge CTH JR a I~I Omer L{>opRo d t, 16pm. C'ompla1l1ant rep" ·tshittin.g " O""r. No Iell personal inju fo:: on!!, do·mage to vehicle. Ofllcertnkes report and l~ cleareJ. 1m! 1111Jl06 06·735 Alarm - fire. Parkside union. 9:43pm. UWPPD IpIIi Al:mn Panel reports active fire alarm. Officer an'ived: no fire; but lilil pizzas set-of! alUlm. Alarm reset. Officer ckared. 'll' 11/12J06 06·736 UWS 18lVandalism, Wyllie Hall. 9:01am. Officer \~ observed a~large concr~te sculptor lying on its side. Officer takes report and cleared. 11/12/06 06-737 Theft - All Other. Unioo Dock. 12:46pm. Officer takes theft '''pori. officer cleared. 11/13/06 06·7381l1eft - From a Motor Vehicle. Com Arts Lot. J 1:28am. Complainant reports UWP Parking Perm.it was stolen fro vehicle. no other damage to vehicle. Replacement permit issued. t Cleared. 11/13/06 06.739 Harassing Phone Calls. University ApaItments. 7:23pm. Ofticcr takes repor' for harassing phone call. officer cleared 11/13/06' 06·740 Traffic Violation. Inner Loop Road. II :50pm. Citation issued to Lisa M Parker for Non-Regisu'ation of Motor Vehicle. Officers cleared .. 11114/06 06-741 Agency Assist. CTH JR @ Pet's Park. 3:0] am. Officer out with vehicle insfde Pet's Park, occupied by 2. KSD'lmit .on scene. Call turned over to KSD unit. Officer continues standing Officer cleared. 11/14/06 06-742 Traffic Violation. CTHE @ CTH G. 4:36am. Citation issued to Daryl Smith Jr. for Fail/Stop for Stop Sign. Office cleared. ',. P 11114/06 06·743 WOlth1ess Checks - Less Than $1000. Tallent Hall. 9:02am. Officer takes worthless cbeck rep.ort. Officer cleared. III 11/14/06 06-744 Worthless Checks - Less Than $1000. Tallent Hall ~ 10:13am. Officer takes worthless check report. Officer cleared. jI 11114/06 06-745 Agency Assist. Off-Campus Location @ STH 32. • 12:20pm. Officer standing by with KSD unit on Traffic Stop, with ( active warrants. Officer cleared. '11114106 06-746 Misuse of Parking Services. Union Lot. 6:22pm. m ActivelPending Report. I 11114106 06·747 Traffic Violation. CTH G @ CTHA. 9:02pm. I Citation issued to Julie K Feuerbach for Speeding. Officer cleared. I 11114/06 06-646 Misuse of Parking Services. Union Lot. 6:22pm. Parking citation issued for Forged/Altered/Stolen Permit. Officer cleared. 11/14/06 06-748 Drug Paraphernalia Possession. Ranger Lot. 10:20pm. Officers issues various citations to include Underage Drinking Possession/Consume, Possession' of Drug Possession, Possession of Drug Paraphernalia and Possession of Dangerous Weapon. Offices cleared. 11115/06 06-749 Agency Assist. Off-Campus Location. 12:02pm. Kenosha Sheriff Dept requested assistance with a 1 year old child locked in vehicle, UWP officer respond¢ and unlocked the vehicle, Ofil'cer cleared. . 11/15/06 06-750 Traffic Violation. Union Circle @ Outer Loop Road. 10:33pm. Citations issued to Deanna R Ford for Suspended Registration and Misuse of Handicap Placard. Officers cleared. 11/16/06 06-751 Liquor Law Violation. University Apartment. 12:08am. Subject viewed urination on UW-Lands. Citation issued for Underage Drinking, Possession/Consume and Deposit of Hu.m an Waste on UW-Lands. Officer cleared. 11/16/06 06-752 Agency Assist. CTH Y @ CTH A. 10:42am. Kenosha Sheriff Dept request assistance with traffic control at accident. Officer cleared. 11116/06 06-753 Medical Assistance, ParRside Union. 4:58pm. Officers responded to a medical call. Rescue units requested, the arrived. Female transported to Hospital. Officers cleared. 7:00 PM - 8:30 PM Women's Basketball vs. Robert Morris De Simone Gymnasiurn, SAC 8:00 P'\l • 10:00 P'" Talent ~ight ruen Square Wednesday, "l'o ember "2, 2 U6 :,O(~ '\ U P'\l l( 1t r L ~ 1 llll. -\11 )1 12:00 PM· 1:00 PM Panel Dis(~~sion R1 tfit]'ikin .h.~nk g~\In l nion Sq~<lI ~ Thursday, November 23, 2006 Tha ll ksgivill 11:00 AM • 5:00 P:\I An Exhjbition: C.A.S T. Croup Dla\\ing Shov.. Com. Arls Gallery The draw1ngs of the Co~litjon 01 Acti\e Sculpture Teal:her~ lCA.S.T,) are on exhibition. Friday; November 24, 2006 No events are on today's schedule yet. If you have an event to add,to our calendar, contact'Dave Buchanan in University Relations. Saturday, November 25, 2006 1:00"PM - 2:30 PM Women's BasIretba11 vs, St. Xavier De SiJ\lone Gymnasium. SAC 3:011PM • 6:011PM Men's Basketball vs, Central Stale De Simone Gym Sunday, November 26, 2006 No events are on today's schedule yet. If you have an eveot to add to our calendar. cODlllCt Dave 'Buchanan in University Relations, Monday, November 27, 2006 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM Sacred Circle Speak Out Mltin Place Tuesday, November 28, 2006 7:30 PM • 9:15 PM Arts Alive presents The Wallin' Jennys Com, Arts Theatre $19 admission - �be' 21. 2006 Parkside Professor Trager passes Away. - . The Ranger News STAfF REPORT I- Lillian Trager, UW- fr,rksid e Anthropology E fessor of over 30 years d former diJ;ector of . e university's Cente.r forInternational Studies, \lied Nov. 10 at h~r home ~ Racine, accord!ng. to eRacine Journal Tunes eb site. I Trager graduated fIOm Cornell University with a BA and from the ~niversity of Washington with a Ph.D, both in Cultural Anthropology. She did her doctoral fieldwork in Nigeria in the early 1970's and also worked there for two years for the Ford Foundation as program officer in the late 1980's. While there she received Fulbright award for teaching and exchange programs with Obafethi Awolowo University in Nigeria. As Trager requested there was no visitation. A memorial service was held on Nov. 13 at the Mound Cemetery Chapel followed by burial at Mound Cemetery. . Donations may be made to the Lillian Trager Memorial International Studies Stipend Fund at UW-Parkside. Information taken from Racine Journal Times Web site. PSGA CONTINUE unfair, as Wilson pointed out that, while an organization could not ask for more than an additional $3,000, that organizations budget could be cut by a much greater amount in a given year. Eventually, a vote was taken. The guidelines were not passed and will be sent back to SUFAC until next week. SUFAC director Louie Kirleis pointed out that not passing the guidelines that day would further limit the time that student organizations would. then have to compile their budget requests for the next year. Also, in the past week, three senators were relived of their duties; therefore, nominations were made. and 12 of the nominees accepted. Because of time constraints, the candidates will by given time to speak at the beginning of the next meeting, which will be held Dec. I, because of Thanksgiving. Because the debate over the spending guidelines took up much of the meeting, the three items of remaining old business were tabled until the next meeting as welL PI.\l'pose: The Student Activities Office seeks to promote active Involvement in student organizations, activities, and University governance by offering two $850 Leadership Scholarships. The scholarships Will be given to two current undergraduate student leaders intending to continue at UW-Parkside. CI'-rtel'itl\: Ideal candidates have made contribution~ to the enrich- ment of the campus community through active e~rollment I~ co-~umcular activities. ~Therecipients will have demonstrated IndlVlduallnltlatl.ve, creativity, responsibility, cooperation, and I~adershlp ability ..Applicants for the Leadership Schoiarship must have a minimum cumulative GPA of 2.5. Anprtctl\fiO\l\ l\1\tOI'W\tI\fiol'): Applicant~ shouid complete theUW-Parkside Undergradu~ate Scholarship Appl!catlon and a~swer the 4 additional questions for the student leadership scholarships located under the heading "Continuing Students." Students may . reapply for the scholarship in subsequent years; however the scholarship will be awarded a maximum of two times to the same ractpient. ~ . I· tl lslt wwwuwp edu keyword: For more information and an online app ica ion VI . b· 1 2007 scholarships or the Scholarship Office in Wyllie 3314 by Fe ruary, .. University of Wisconsin.Parkside 8thAnnual Dr. M~ Luther KingJr. Celebration COLLEGE STUDENT ESSAY CO Topic: "What Wouid Dr. King Do?" The I st place "inner recti,es S200 bond and a plaque. Jadgiag Criteria: -·1. Entrants must address the topi in a 400-word typc:-, vrritten essay. 2. Essays should relate the students' 0"" personal ideas or experiences to the topiCand show an understanding of Dr. King's ideals. 3. Essays cannot be a biographical sketch of Dr. King 4. Essays "ill bejudged on the basi of sentence structure and clarity of thought for judging purposes, please type )l'u name, addres.. and phone number on the back of your entry For More~ e-ct: University of Wisconsin-Parl<side Office of Multicultural rudent Affairs 900 Wood Road/Box 2000 (262) 59:"2731 Mail or drop off your entry by November 27,2006, Each winner will receive their _ awani at the UWJ'arkside MLK ~ Celebration onJanuary 19, 2007 at 7:00pm, Thf UrIMnity 01 w t Pabidt prr:MdieI;.me. far .......... I&dL I'IMIe C'OIQd die,... .... c... iDr ~ I2'Z) S9S-23lS. The University of Wisconsin-Parks ide Presents 11---------- Saturday, December 2,2006· 10am-3pm On the Main Campus Complex 1 Esn Hws E off 1-94. \ miles esr ro Hwy JR, KtttosIu. WO<OllSIO N"" • ';'ap' www.uwp.odu ..... ..ro. Campus. bp 1-...;,----------. Check Out: www.uwpodu Keyword: Studem ActivitiQ 1- ' Shurde Service from the Parktng Lou to the Compla I-~ . Concessions Avaiblile 1-__ .;.. ' Coat >ltd Packag< Check ~----------- • Grear Shopping for All Occassions! For mor< infonnmoo call (262) 59\-2200 ... Sponsortd by the Student Acrivicies Offict art: Parkside AcriVIOe5 Board . hrbiIIt JlI'Il"i6tt wnbs Iot .-. Thl Univenity of~lSCUII5lllp_:...., ... ~~.~~ CmRr b QUln~21U. ~ 1'1_ coot«llht .. ..-;>WD<J" 3 . , , ~. . ... ,. . ... , • • ..... v 4 The Ranger News - Women's Cross 'Country' Caps Off an Amazing Season BY DAVID STEIDL runner and finished seventh in 22:25, steid001@aoJ.com UW- Parkside Women's Cross Country coach Mike DeWitt was recently named the 2006 Great Lakes Valley Conference Coach of the Year. . With his third consecotive earning of this award (seventh in his career), DeWitt led the Rangers to their third consecutive Great Lakes Valley Conference title this year. De Witt has been coaching at UW- Parkside for 25 years. He bas coached the Women's Cross Country team, the Race Walking team, and the Women's Track team. In the past seven years, he has led the Rangers Cross Country team . to six GLVC titles, and he helped the team qualify for the Nationals 23 times. The UW-Parkside Women's Cross Country team placed second in the NCAA Division II Regionals held on Saturday, Nov. 4, at the Wayne E. Dannebl National Cross Country course, located on the UW-Parkside campus. _ The Rangers were one of three teams that-qualified for the NCAA Division II Nationals held in Pensacola, Florida, on Saturday, Nov. 18. "Our girls raced strong and to their level of expectation," said DeWitt on the -. UW-Parkside Athletics Web site. ''They did a great job of keeping themselves in good position throughout the race." UW-Parkside had 91 points and only lost to Grand Valley State, who won the Regionals with 47 points. Valerie Kelly was UW-Parkside's top while teammates-Jessica Lamp and Jill Winkler placed rtinth and 12th with times of 22:30 and 22:39, respectively. All three girls received regional honors for placing in the top 15. Some-other Ranger runners included Naomi Fulton, ,I 8"', 22:47;Jessica . Enderby, 45'", 23:43; Emily Junion, 81", 24:22; and Kim Degener, 108"', 24:54. The Rangers had only lost to three teams prior to the Nationals competition, all of which were against nationally. ranked opponents. They lost to eigbth ranked illinois from Division" I, second ranked ali viet Nazarene from the NAJA, and top ranked Division II rival Grand Valley State, putting the Rangers' record at 93-3 thisyear. At Nationals, on Saturday, Nov.l8, the Rangers finished eighth out of 24 teams. Once again, Valerie Kelly was the team's top runner. placing 15 1 11'; she ran the 8K course in 21 :03. The other four UW-Parkside runners to score points were Jessica Lamp, 26 1 h, 2l:22; JiU Winkler, 41", 21:37; Naomi Fulton, 44"', 21 :39; and Emily Junion, 90'",22:37. Jessica Enderby and Kim Degener placed sixth and seventh and, in doing so, kept opponents who placed after them from claiming possible points. Enderby placed 95'" and ran the course in 22:41, while Degener was 136'" and ran the course in 23:35. The final Nationals result brought an end to the Rangers' season, as. they achieved an overall record of 109-10. "This is the sound of voices three/Singing together in harmony." And what harmony these three talented women create, both vocally and instrumentally, Prairie Home Companion. where they've made numerous appearances, calls them "Canada's finest female trio." Once you've heard their repertoire of original and traditional songs. you'll be a Jennys fan, too. November 28,7:30 p.m., Communication Arts Theatre Purchase tickets online at www.uwp.edu Keyword:. tickets. November 21, 2006 At. SWEET DEBATE BY CASSANDRA WHEELER.. Email: wheeIOI9@uwp. ~~neis and the oblem with it is . 15.000 people h' genetic y (PKU). cannot metabolize phenylalanine. It builds up in the body and can result in brain damage. . Like the other components of aspartame, phenylalanine-is found naturally in foods, and the FDA has- required manufacturers to put warning labels on their products. Critics of as have the FDA with covering up data about the sugar substitute's bealth dangers and being corrupted and blinded by profit (NutraSweet made $993 million in 1990). Experiments in which rats developed tumors and had seizures after given aspartame were overlooked; however, defenders point out that the amount given to the rats would be the same as giving a human 1.000 cans of diet soda a day. Many people report side effects that they claim are from aspartame, such as vertigo, nausea, headaches, vision problems, memory loss, depression, seizures, skin problems, anxiety, and ringing ears, but it is hard to prove that CONTINUE PAGE 5 and asp about how safe it is; however, professionals cliIiID aspartame IS perfectly safe. Aspartame is 100 to 200 times eeter than sugar. One packet of uaI therefore, is the same as two I-"t:;;e~a"'sp~o~on.s of' ?ugar. It is com~ of asparuc acid, methanol, and . phenylafafrlne- __ .... _ Basically, aspartic cid is= antino acid (part of a protein) and an excitoto~, which means it::~ overstimulate nerve cells in the brain- sam ti rues to death. Excitotoxios h~e been linked to diseases such as Alzheimer's. Huntington's, and Parkinson '8; however, defenders of aspartame point out that aspartic.acid is found naturalfy in milk:, fruit, meat, and vegetables, and that it is not harmful. A glass of ntilk, after all, bas 13 times more aspartic acid than aspartame. Methanol is another name for wood niversity of Wisconsin- Parkside CBOLARSHIPS application. One deadlin J.\RT CULTJ'RE 5 Singing in -Dec'ember The Ranger News Arts Theatre The event on Dec. 3 will be a benefit concert. Proceeds will go to two charities within the area: Even Start and Project New Life. ES helps families that cannot speak fluent English. They help people whose first language is not English to develnp prnper English literacy. PNL tries to inspire young people. especially tnner city youths, to realize that there is hope and many great possibilities of having a successful life and future. Among other tasks, PNL has supported kids hy providing school supplies. The charity has also groomed teenagers for summer job opportunities and helped find them employment. The university's choral program has always been proud of the ways that it has reached om to the community, One concert will he Dr. James Kinchen, OW- held OnSunday, Dec. 3, where Voices of Parkside's choral conductor, said, Parkside, University Chorale, and High ."[The choirs and I] are really excited Five will perform. The next concert held for this unprecedented opportunity on Sunday, Dec. 10, UW-Parkside Master to use our art as a vehicle for helping Singers, Voices of Parkside, and University these charities to lift people's lives Chorale will perform. Both concerts will and make a difference in southeast start at 3:30 p.m., in the Communication Wisconsin:' BY BRETT HOUDEK DopeyOI@wLrr.com Christmas is rapidly approaching and UW-Parkside will be getting into the holiday spirit through song, as there will be two UW-Parkside choir concerts coming up in the month of December. Bridging The Gap BY CAMILLA SIMON simon026@uwp.edu -to explain that many Hinong women lived in the jungle of Laos for IS years, starving, being forced to marry men who are then promiscuous. Vang'smain presentation .was entitled "Portraits of Hmong Women" She started the project two years ago in hopes of bridging present Hmong culture to its rich past. Yang began interviewing H mong women who she knew through family and"friends to hear their bicultural story. The project features 17 women, most whom are ordinary in today's society. On Monday, Nov. 13, Parkside hosted visual artist Kou Yang. She discussed intersections of ethnic and gender identity and art. Yang, a Hrnong refugee, moved to 'the United States when she was five years old. She graduated from OW-Green Bay in 1997 with a bachelor's degree in Photography and Design and a minor in Graphic Design. She got her masters in Visual Studies from Cardinal Strich University. Yang hasreceived grants . from the Ella Lyman Cabot Trust Fund, Wisconsin Art's . Board and the Institute for Race and Ethnicity for photographic documentaries on Hrnong women and Shamanism. She is also a governor-appointed. board member of the Wisconsin Humanities Council. Yang's presentation was entitled "Dualldentities: A Hmong American Woman's Experience." It focused on , Hmong women who came from Laos and who now live in the America. One section of the documentary was tilled "Infusion." The digital collage was created to demonstrate the 30 years of progress, created into one. Yang said, "1 have dedicated this piece to Hmong women who sacr:ificed their I.", •• l~'(C$l>~fpre u~,:' he'wenl 0)1" . .. ,~ . " .... " .. and a few that "are living the dream." Their ages range from 22 to 82. Some of the stories exemplified how traditional Hmong values conflict with today's society; such as in the case of marriage, divorce, bride price, children, health problems, and career goals. Some of the women were shunned by their families because they did not practice traditional Hmong beliefs about those issues. Yang updated the audience on several of the women who are now mending their broken relationships with their families. Yang said, "Even though I cannot change me past, I am giving back to women to allow them to heal." Each story includes a color photo of the women in their traditional Hmong clothing and a black and white photo of the women around their home. Yang sought to "give voice to women who should be respected and loved for who they are." Growing up in an abusive family, Yang felt helpless and now bas realized that she can justify why she is here. In her presentation, she said. "It has been too long that people haven't heard the voices of Hmong women," Since completing the project, Yang has renlized that through time, the Hmong culture is slowly evolving, and that it is important to have identity within the culture itself. .. It does nor matter what gender you are, you can still contribute to the community:" November 21, 2006 On Dec. 3, the chou'S will sing the songs that they performed ID their fall concert but will also smg 8 variety of new songs. including some Chri ... unas m~sic. ~uring the performance. they will co~tJnue .~e tradiuon of having the audience jom In and sing familiar Christmas carols with the Choirs At the Dec. 10 concert, the choirs will again share some of the highlights from their choral repertoire, There will also be a pedal mu: ic piece featured in the concert. celebrating Kwanzaa. This featured mu ic piece. "Nguzo Saba Suite." was written by Glenn Edward Burleigh. who ",,111 accompany the Dec. 10 performance. Burleigh composed the work specifically for Uw-Perkside's choirs in 1994. The choirs have periodically performed the number eyer since "Nguzo Saba Suite" deals with issues such as community. human potential, and faith Kinchen said, "December 10 concert-goers will he impressed. not only by Burleigh's incredible facility for combining different styles. such as classical, jau, blues, and gospel choral writing. but also by his fantastic piano playing." ASWEET DEBATE CONTINUE the aspartame is the only cause. Anyone who thinks he/she can avoid aspartame will find it hard to do, because it is in more than 9,000 products ranging from chewable vitamins and medicine to candy and cereal. In 1985, the U.S. used 800 million pounds, averaging 5. poun per person. The FDA. American Medical Association. and the National Cancer Institute have approved it!-. U"-C and safety. Despite this. there are ...ull doctors and researchers \\ ho claim 1l is unsafe. Books with strong argument ...and evidence continue to be written both for and against the sugar xub mute So. is aspartame 'oak? T~ debate rage...on. All information wa-,gathered trcm til , follow lO'g source ...· www \\ rkipcdia , erg. www.mcrcola.corn. ww w sweetpoi -, on com, \\v.\\.hJa,p."\, ww \ cancer.gov, and" \\ wavpartamc .org Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 37, issue 12, November 21, 2006 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 37, issue 11 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. What's Your Number? Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Novemberl4. 2006 What's Your Number? BY AMANDA GRANDKE rnandi .noe@gmail.com and lecturers were not included in this listing. The "complete" list of the faculty is located in the next section, Faculty and Staff Listings. Of course, people have their privacy, and some faculty and staff na"" had-their information removed from the listing. Mielke said that this is where most of the problems occur. "The information thar is in the faculty and staff section of the directory we receive directly from the Human Resource department," be said. "The department and office listings are sent around the campus and are corrected accordingly." The last section of tbe white pages is the student listings. The numbers included there are students' home phone numbers; the phone numbers to students' donn rooms are not included. These listings can also be kept private. Anyone who doesn 'r want his or her information published in future listings can visit the Registrar's Office, 0187 of Wyllie hall, and fill out the necessary form. For those who don't like carrying around another phone book, the student directory is also available online. The . same information (except for the yellow pages) can be found on the UW-Parkside Web site: The 2006-2007 UW-Parkside Student Directory was put out about two weeks ago. Soon after the books were distributed, complaints of inaccuracy were made. In addition, the tutoring center's information was missing. The student directory is laid out in a very easy to use fashion. The first section of the directory is the department and office listings of the campus. John Mielke, director 'of marketing and publications, explained that this section was just for the departments and the professors in each department. Adjuncts Safety First! campus police. If items have been stolen or something has been vandalized, students offices. Then the students would have to fill out a fonn BY BREIT HOUDEK houdeOOO@uwp.edu campus safety, for information regarding "safety and creating a bias free environment." Specifically, the e-mail lists "Alcohol and substance abuse information, prevention and education programs," . "Laws and campus policies . govemiog alcohol and controlled substances," "Crime statistics, reporting policies and procedures, prevention tips and safety programs," "Non-discrimination and harassment policy and reporting procedures," and "Sexual assault prevention, response, victim assjstance services, reporting procedures and annual statistics." If students have emergencies, they should immediately contact the Dr. Steve Mcl.aughlic, vice chancellor of student services and dean of students, feels that UW-Parkside . is, overall, a safe campus. However, with the university's layout the way it is, which is completely surrounded by dark woods and long highways, it doesn't hurt to be cautious. In an e-mail sent out the first week of November, Mcl.aughlin stated, "The safety and well-being of all members of our campus community is very important at the University of Wisconsin- Parkside." .Subsequent to that, the e-mail directs readers to www.uwp.edu, keyword: "STUDENTS DON'T THINK THEY ARE VULNERABLE, BUT THEY CAN BE." -STEVE McLAUGHUN, DEAN OF STUDENTS can contact either the campus police or the administrative or a complaint in order for the university to investigate the Veterans Day in'PSGA BY BEVERLY SPIRES spireOOO@uwp.edu The Nov. I J meeting of the Parks ide Student Government Association began with Veterans Day tribute, featuring a guest speaker from the U.S. Military. Senator Ted Lucier read a brief history of Veterans Day which including an explanation of the change in name from Armistice Day to Veterans Day after World War II. Zara Dittman, PSGA's director of legislative affairs. read a poem honoring veterans' service to their country. PSGA President Tyson Fettes read a short statement thanking all those who served in the military, including senators Ted Lucier, David Wilson, and Andrew Sheeler. Senator Sean Rakidzich resigned last week, leaving another CONTINUE PAGE 3 situation. Also, if students have emergencies outside of the campus buildings, there are numerous poles with blue lights attached to them. On each emergency pole is a button that is linked to the campus police . There's also a speaker attached that students can use to talk to the police, letting them know what the current situation is. Since students carry with them much more expensive items today than they did, say, a decade ago, the crimes have increased. "Students don't think they are vulnerable. but they can be," said McLaughlin. "Come get that good copy!" \ .... , .'. What's Your Number? BY AMANDAGRANDKE mandi.noe@gmail.com and lecturers were not included in this listing. The "complete" list of the facolty is located in the next section, Faculty and Staff Listings. Of course, people have their privacy, and.somefacu lry and staff have h.ad their information removed from the listing. Mielke said that this is where most of the problems occur. "The information tnar is in the faculty and staff section of the directory we receive directly from the Human Resource department," he said. "The department and office listings are sent around the campus and are corrected accordingly." The last section of the white page is the student listings. The numbers included there are students' home phone numbers; the phone numbers to students' donn rooms are not included.These listings can also be kept private. Anyone who doesn't want his or her information published in future listings can vi it the Registrar's Office, D 187 of Wyllie hall, and fill out the necessary fonn. For those who don't like carrying around another phone book. the student directory is also available online. The same information (except for the yellow pages) can be found on the tjw-Parkside Web site. The 2006-2007 UW-Parkside Student Directory was put out about two weeks ago. Soon after the books, were- distributed, complaints of inaccuracy were made. In addition, the tutoring center's information was missing. The student directory is laid out in a very easy to use fashion. The first section of the directory is the department and office listings of the campus. John Mielke, director 'of marketing and publications. explained that this section was just for the departments and the professors in each department. Adjuncts November14.2006 Veterans Day inPSGA BY BEVERLY SPIRES spireOOO@uwp.edu The Nov, 11 meeting of the Parks ... ide Student Government Avsociauon began with Veteran!'> Day rnbure, featuring a gue~l peakcr from the U.S. Military. Senator Ted Lucier read a brief history of Veteran, Day which including an explanation of the change in name from Armisti e Day to Veteran: Oa) after World War II. Zara DIttman. PSGA' director of legivlativ e aHai • read a poem honoring vet ran' sen Ice to their country. PSGA President Tyson Feu \ read a short staternent thankmg all tho", who "''' ed in the military. including naior-, Ted Lucier. Dav id \\ 11'l1n. and Andrew Sheeler. Senator Rakidzich resigned 10 I \\ eek. 11:3\ ing another Safety First! can contact either the campus police or the administrative or a complaint in order for the university to investigate the campus police. If items have been stolen or something has been vandalized, students offices. Then the students would have to fill oul a form BY BRETT HOUDEK houdeOOO@uwp.edu campus safety, for information regarding "safety and creating a bias free environment." Specifically, the e-mail lists "Alcohol and substance abuse information, prevention and education programs," . "Laws and campus policies . governing alcohol and controlled substances," "Crime statistics, reporting policies and procedures, prevention tips and safety programs," "NoD-discrimination and harassment policy and reporting procedures," and "Sexual assault prevention, response~ victim assistance services, reporting procedures and annual statistics." If students have emergencies, they should immediately contact the Dr. Steve McLaughlin, vice chancellor of student services and dean of students, feels that UW-Parkside . is, overall. a safe campus. However, with the uniyersity's layout the way it is, which is completely surrounded by dark woods and long highways, it doesn 't burt to be cautious- In an e-mail sent out the first week of Novemher, McLaughlin slated, "The safety and well-being of all members of our campus community is very important at the University of Wisconsin- Parkside." .Subsequent to that, the e-mail directs readers to www.uwp.edu, keyword: "STUDENTS DON'T THINK THEY ARE VULNERABLE, BUT THEY CAN BE." -STEVE MCLAUGHUN, DEAN OF STUDENTS uuanon Also, If tuclenl> ha e emeraenc' oul Ide r the campus .,."ldin th<te numerou pot es WIth blue bghts atllIChed 10 diem On h emergency pole u • buUon that I bnUd '" the campu pol Then:' a1. anacbed that students c:an .... 10 tal 10 the poliee, Iet1inI diem know what the """"'" IUabOD ,'''''' studon carry WlIb diem much """" espolIIl ileJD.' today ...... Ibo did. • dccade400 the en.- .. ,ocreued "'Slit" nil doD I think they .... vuIaerabIe, but they can be .. I8id Mel ...... '. d T" "Come get that goo copy. ----- 2 November 14,2006 900 Wood Road Kenosha, WI 53141 Phone:(262)595.2287 Fax: (262) 595-2295 Ads: uwp_ods@yahoo.com Website: rangernew~@uwp.edu Editor-in-Chief Andraw ( Weslbrook W.~b001@uwp.,du Design Manager Soohyun Kim Kim00009@uwp.,du Business Manager Porminder Singh SinghOOOO@Uwp.,du Advertising Manager H,nry D. Goskins GoskiOOO@uwp.,du News Page Editor , Koidy'n Ulmer ,opo,666@yohoo.com Sports Page Editor Tyrone Payton Poyto004@uwp.,du Arts and Culture Page Editor D. 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Please e-mail us at: rangemews@uwp.edu.. We are located at Wyllie D139C Each person may take olle newspaper per issue date. Extm newspapers can be purchased for $1 apiece. Newspapers can be taken on a first come. first serve basis. meaning.that.once they ~ gone, they are gone. We work on the honor sys!em. but violators will be prosecuted m for theft. Faculty members and students organizations who wish 10 use The Ranger News • in classrooms should consult the A$SIOOA1Bl edjtpr-in-cl\ief to reserve however CXIIUGIAJI many free copies they wish to use. .... The Ranger News GS TO DO Wedne • ovember 15, 2006 9:00AM-5:00PM Friends of the UW-Parkside Library Book Sale Upper Main Place 11:00 AM-8:00 PM Art Exhibition: C.A.S.T. Group Drawing Show Com. Arts Gallery The drawings of the Coalition of Active SCUlpture Teachers (C.A.S.T.) are on exhibition. 12:00 PM· I :00 PM Noon Concert: Vuilliard Duo: Catherine Schubilske and Mary Drews Union Cinema 12:00PM-l:OOPM Criminal Justice mandatory advising session Molinaro 105 & 107 12:00 PM-I:OO PM International Friendship Hour Molinaro 109 12:00 PM-I:OO PM CCP Brown Bag Sessions: Oppertunities for Community Dialoge Tallent Hall 7:00 PM-8:45 PM Women's Basketball vs. St. Francis of Illinois De Simone Gymnasium. SAC 8:00 PM-9:30 PM How to be a 'Reality' Celebrity in 7 Easy Steps Union Square Entertainment and media personality Syrus Yarbrough, veteran of MTV's 'Real World Boston' and 'Bailie of the Sexes.' 9:00 PM-ll:OO PM Foreign Pilm: 'Sophie Scholl: The Final Days' Union Cinema Thursday, November 16, 2006 9:00 AM-I :00 PM Julien G. Wilson St. Book Sale & Signing UoionBJidge 9:OOAM-IO:15 AM Executive In Residence: Michael Falbo Union Cinema 9:00 AM·SIOO PM Friends of the UW·Patbide Libtary .8Ook Sale Upper Main Place 1I:00AM~12:15 PM Executive In Residence: Michael Falbo Union Cinema 11:00 AM·5:00 PM.- Art Exhibilioo: C.A.S.T. Oroup Drawing Show COm_ Arts Gallery 12:00 PM·l:QOP,M Ct!nler for ~ Studies Study Abroad Info Session TaIIeIlt 180 6'00 PM-9:OOPM Dllusiotta Drag Show Union Squai.'e 7:00 PM·H:OO PM WlPZUI!de!JroUnd TbeDen 7:30 PM-9:45.PM UW-Parkside Community Band Com. Arts D-1l8 7:30 PM-9:30 PM Foregin Film: 'Sophie Schull: The Final Days' Union Cinema Friday, November 17. 2006 9:00 AM-12:00 PM .Friends of the UW-Patbide Library BooIc: Sale Upper Main Place 3.30 PM-5:00 PM Gender, Race, and Class Book Club:Snow flower and the Secret Fan Union 207 6:00 PM-I!:OO PM Parkside Adult Alliance Den Night Tho Den 7:30 PM-9:00 PM Opera 101 Com. Arts Theatre 7:10 PM-9:30 PM Foregin Film:. 'Sophie Schull:·The Final Days' Union Cinema Saturday. November 18, 2006 10;OOAM-12:00 PM UW-Parkside Fall Experience Days Molinaro 107 5:00 PM-7:00 PM Foreign Film: 'Sophie Schull: The Last Days' Union Cinema 8:00 PM-l 0:00 PM Foreign Film: 'Sophie Schull: The La..,t Days' Union Cinema Sunday, November 19. 2006 2:00 PM-4:00 PM Foreign Film: 'Sophie Schull: The Last Days' Union Cinema S.OOPM-7:00PM Foreign Fihn: 'Sophle Sclnzll: The Last Days' Union Cinema h, .p LICE BLOTTER 1 ~ 06-702 Possession of MarijuanaIDrug Paraph. University Apartments. I :03am. Anonymous caller reports smell of Marijuana. Officers and Resident Assistants arrived. One Possession of Marijuana citation issued and Two Underage DrinkinglConsume citations issued. Officers cleared. 11/03/06 06~ 703 Traffic Violation. Outer Loop Road @ CTH JR. 8:48am. Citation issued to Michelle A Lundguist for Speeding. Officer cleared. 11103/06 06-704 . Traffic Violation. Outer Loop Road. @ CTH G. 8:54am. Citation issued to Ashley L Porter for Speeding. Officers cleared. 11103/0606-705 Traffic Violatioo. Outer Loop Road @ CTH JR. 9:07am. Citation issued to Jeff J Albright for Speeding. Officer cleared. 10/30/06 06-706 Misuse of Parking Services. Sports Activity Center Lot. II :23am. Officer observed a forged parking permit while conducting parking enforcement. Two parking citations issued. Officer cleared. 11/03/06 06-707 Traffic Violation. Outer Loop Road @ CTH G. W:56am. Citation issued to Amanda L Frank for Fail/Stop for Stop Sign and Verbal warning for Speeding, Officers cleared. 11/03/06. 06-708 Traffic Violation. Outer Loop Road @ CTH JR. II :OJ am. Citation issued to Kristan Q Suhling for Speeding. Officer cleared. DateIncident # Description 11/06/06 06-7U9 Alarm-Fire. University Apartments. 7:42am. UWPPD Alarm Panel reports active alarm. Officers dispatched, no firelno smoke. Alarm yanel reset, Officers cleared. 11/06106 06-710 Traffic Violation. Comm Arts Lot. 9:05am. Citation issued to Peter V Peralta for Fraudulent Use Of Special ill Card. Officers cleared. 11/06/06 06-711 Agency Assist. Off Campus Location. 3:36pm. Kenosha Sheriff Dept request assistance with establishing perimeter for bank robbery that just occurred. Officer cleared. 11/06106 06-712 -. Traffic Violation. Off Campus Location @ 39th Ave. 7:57pm. Citation issued to John A Madrigrano for Mandatory Seatbelt ReJuirement. Officer cleared, 11 06/06 06-713 Traffic Violation. Outer Loop Road @ CTH JR. 10:51 pm. Citation Issued to Angela Wilson for FaiVStop at Stop Sign, Officer cleared. . 11106/06 06-714 Tow Vehicle. University Apariinent Lo~ II :39pm. Chronic Violator vehicle was viewed illegally parked. Tow Company reguested. Officer cleared. 11/07/06 06-715 Tow Vehicle. Ranger Loc. 5:08am. Chronic Violator vehicle was viewed ille.llally parked. Tow Company requested. Officer cleared. 11/07/06 06-716 - - Traffic Violation. Outer Loop Road. 7:4'5am. Citation issued to Noah J Gauthier for S,""eding. Officer cleared. 11/07/06 06-717 Traffic Accidenl- Property Damage. Sports Activity Center Lot. 9:37am. Officer reports accident. Report taken. no injuries. Citation is~ued for FYR-Making Left Tum' and Verbal warning for Expired !3-~istiation. Officers cleared . 11/07/06 . 06-718 . Traffic Violation. CTH JR @ STH 31. 6:3 J pm. Cilation issued to Erica K Knutsen for Fail/Stop at Stop Sign. Officer cleared. 11107/06 06-719 Alarm - Fire. Molinaro Hall. 8:46pm. UWPPD Alarm Panel reports active alarm. Officers respond no lite Ino smoke. Alarm reset, Officer cleared. 11/07/06 06-720 Simple Battery. University Apartments. II :02pm. Resident Assist~l1t request officer assistance. Officer arrived, two people taken IlltO custody and Iransported Kenosha Co, Jail. Officers cleared. . . . 11/08/06 06-721 Liquor Law Violation. International House Lot. 2:07am. An anonymous report of drinking- party, officer arrived. One citation for Undera.lle Drinkin1\:Possess/Consume issued. Officers cleared. 11108/06 06.722 . Medical Assistance. Moiinaro Hall. 9: 16am. Kenosha Sheriff Dept reported they were o;endiog Rescue fOt unconscious pregnant female. Medical assistance refused. All units cleared 11/08/06 06-723 . Alarm-Fire. Wyllie Hall. 1O:29am. UWPPD Alarm Panel reports actIve fire alarm. Officer arrived, and reports some smoke from something burning, but no fire. was found. Alarm reset officers cleared. ' 11/09/06 06-724 Traffic Violation. Outer Loop Road @ CTH JR. 3:14pm. Citation issued to' Daniel C Helwig for Speeding,. Officer cleared. 11/09/U6. 06-725 Misuse of Parking Services. - UnIOn '-'oc. 6:08pm. Officer issued Parking Citation. Officer cleared. . November 14, 2006 The Ran er News :ONTINUED FROM FRONT PAGE PHOTO BY DAN TORKJLSEN vacancy in the senate as well as on the Segregated University Fee AIIocations Committee. President Pro-Tempore Brian Graziano nominated Senator Curtis Jackson to the open SUFAC spot. The senate questioned Jackson regarding his experience with budgets, his availability for the committee's meetings, and possible conflicts of interest stemming " from his involvement with the Black Student Union and Greeks at Parkside. Jackson was confirmed to SUFAC by the senate. M' Fettes attempted to appoint ike Speiglhoff to an open seat on SUFAC. Senator Carly Surber pointed out that Fettes could not simply appoint a nommee and that Speiglhoff needed to be voted on by the entire senate before taking a seat on SUFAC. A hand vote was taken and Speiglhoff, failing' to get the necessary simple majority, was not con finned to SUFAC. SUFAC presented a-budget proposal to the senate which accordiagto SUFAC bylaws needed to be approved during the Nov. 11 meeting. Senator David Wilson made a motion to table voting on the proposal until the senators had time to review a hard copy of it. The Senate voted to table debate of the budget proposal until the next meeting. . The next meeting of PSGA will be held in Molinaro Dl39 at noon on Nov. 17. Meetings are held at this time every Friday and are open to all' students 262-552-8241 ..........MENT 7 NIGHTS A WEEK WITH AWESOME DRINK SPECIALS! MONTHRUTHURS _ $2 PINT LONGISWOS 15 FUVORS TOCHOnE filM OPENJAM WITH MITT MmRS & THE'MOm IIIUS & Fl. TIE laDIES I PM -121M ONLY $51111 CAlI 01111 Ulllllla ~Co-e'" , o THRUMONDAY- KARAOIE . -e"-r Ie .~,. SUNDAY & MONDAY-.- $1 CANBEERIII DAYI Co\. ,). . TUE& THUR. $3 PITCHERS Of BEER IPM-CLOSE ~£ \('e \(', rft,~__ :..-._.:.~.:-rED ••_._•••-.-- ••-._.-. $1 PINTTAPPERS & $2 BOMBS I PM-CLOSE o. ",e~~ SAT._••_. __._ ••BUClm Of SHORnES 6 fOR $5 IPM-ClISE oe\\ EXAS HOLD-EM POKER EVERY THUR &SAT o~ FREE TO PLAY, WIN COLD HARD CASH &CHANCE FOR A SEAT AT WSOPl K R KE. NTE T EVERY FRX &SAT CO WIN A TRIP FOR 2 TO ORLANDO FLORIDA, AIR FARE & HOTEL INCLUDED!! BARHOURs;IntmY:f;M~-ClOSE=)'u'NiIY 11IM-ClnE McBrides Gyros North FREE CAB RIDES! (LOCATED INSIDE OF BRIESE'S) Home of the overstuffed Gyro Big portions with SMALL prices! Delivery hours. Man-Sat 4pm-9:30 Sun llam-9:30PM Dining rootiJ hours Mon-Sat3pm-lOpm Sun llam-lOpm Fri&sat serving food in bar until Midnight 22ndAve. 2DARTBOARDS 4 POOLTABLES 1 fOOSEBAlL TABLE DANCE fLOOR UW-ParksUU Wood Rd. CQIfIPUS BtVS~'f Brew * Hwy.E SMALL &LARGE BANQUET HALLS AVAILABLE .. , 4 The Ranger News November 14, 2006 Men's Basketball Tips Off with Disney Classic BY TYRONE PAYTON payto004@uwp.edu 71 victory over the Division I UW- Milwaukee Panthers with a trip to Disney World in Orlando, Florida. However, the trip was just the Rangers' next stop in theirbasketball season, as The UW-Parkside Men's Basketball team celebrated their 77- UW,Parkside would challenge three non-conference opponents in the I O" Anniversary 'Disney's Division n Tip- Off Classic. The action for the Rangers started on Friday, as they faced their first challenge in tbe Pacers of South Carolina-Aiken. The Rangers took the bard fought match in a 79-63 final, but thebattle was foul-filled for both teams. Four Rangers were issued four fouls apiece, and the Pacers had one player foul out while five others collected four fouls each. With 53 percent shooting from the floor, sophomore forward LaVontay Fenderson scored 25 points, while junior guard Tyrone Deacon added ~4 points to the winning effort. Jurno Brad Ferstenou, forward, and Ky Clark, guard, also contributed to the offense with and'll points, respectively. In add~ion, the Range sank 24 free throws, whichegaVe thefn 75 percent free-throw shooting. Saturday's matcli wa a heavier affair, as the 14'" ranked team in the nation, the South Dakota Coyotes, was the Rangers' next challenge. At halftime, the Coyotes led the game wi a slim 34-30 margin;bnt the rt took command at the onset of the second half with a 12-2 offensive run. .UW-Parkside wouldn't look back, as the Coyotes fell by a final of 86-75. With these two starting wins, Sunday's contest was scheduled to be against the Shippensburg Raiders of Pennsylvania. This game was not finished prior to press time. ~ ~The'Rangers will)"ay their # next two games at Mich,ig~h, as . they take on the Michigan Teclj;1'i ItiI!Il on Friday, Nov. 17 and ~aI2ers of' Lake Superior Sta 0 Satur.day, Nov. 18. Sponsored by Dining Service > • -- •• " .. ,. RT 5 RE November 14.2006 Coffeehouse Features Left-Handed Brothers BY CAMilLA SIMON simon026@uwp.edu Amidst the candle-lit tables at "Coffeehouse," soothing sounds of guitarists Mike and Tom Mangione filled Union Square on Wednesday, Nov. 8. The two brothers, who grew up in Glenview, Illinois, have been musically active since theirchildhood. Dancing, Education, and Life BY RAMON A. JAIMEZ, jaimeOO I @uwp.edu Very quickly, it becomes apparent that the prepubescent youngsters' are more knowledgeable about the world around them than most would think. They express desires for good lives, free from the crime and suffering that many of them see all around them. The children take pride in themselves and theirclassmates as they draw closer to the end of the program and the citywide dance competition. Especially notable is the lack of a narrator. The stories presented are in the words of the children, their dance instructors, teachers. parents, principals, and friends. As such, it is of extreme importance to offer proper respect to the film's editor, Sabine Krayenbtihl, for weaving the footage into such a wonderful and complete story. If the film suffers at all, it is just past the middle when the wonder of starting to learn passes and the thrill of competition has yet to set in. The. childreo find themselves equaUy excited and apprehensive about the coming competition, and as most of us are aware, the'waiting can be the worst par. of any endeavor. Yet, the excitement picks up once more as the students take everything they've' learned ,,>bout steps, attitude, and grace to the competition floor. "Mad Hot Ballroom" brings the audience into the lives of these kids and reminds anyone who had forgotten how awkward and yet enlightening , being II years old can be. Children can be brighter, more insightful, and mature than they are often given credit for. This simple truth is the crux of Marilyn Agrelo's "Mad Hot Ballroom," sbown in the Union Cinema on Wednesday. Nov. I as part of the Student Foreign Film Series. . Following three classes of 5 ID graders in New York, the film is a documentary about the city's IO-week ballroom dance program. The camera follows the action at eye level with the chi Idren and makes it easy for the audience to join the children on their journey. Playing their guitars upside down and left handed, and occasionally using a harmonica harness, they brought a unique appearance to the stage. Wednesday's repertoire of songs was performed from memory. Mike is the primary song writer and musician, while his brother Tom travels along to accompany him. Mike independently released his second album. 'There and Back." The album has entered the "eMJ" (an interactive discovery music network) top two hundred adds, WIth number sixteen in the country. Other than Alaska and Hawaii. the two have performed inevery state. The brothers perform with the purpose of paying homage to great musicians who have inspired them. including Bob Dylan, Dan Lanoi. , Wilco, and Ryan Adams. "My goal is to try and capture truth, motion, and give heart. Mike said," Tom said he perform, to "express the ineffable." One song, "Daddy's Angel," was inspired by a woman the brothers saw while on tour in New York. Although they did not personally meet her, they were moved to write a song about her. The two will continue their tour through Wisconsin, and then hit Reno. Nev. More information about the group can be found at www.mspace. com/mikemangione 6 OPI The Rang r News LS' November 14.2006 GUEST EDITORIAL Acts of Contrition We would live in a very strange and foreign world if it were that we never made any mistakes. If it were so that all,of our intentions and subsequent actions contributed positively to the betterment of humankind, without an uncharitable thought to be found or a selfish action to be judged, what an unusual state of affairs that would be. All concepts of guilt, shame, remorse, anger, revenge.jealousy, envy, and the like would be nonexistent - there would be no known circumstance to give rise to any of those ideas. In a world minus mistakes, we would be 'rid of all hostility, all hurt feelings, ..l1 issues of injustice' - all issues of oppression. We would, as well, be rid of our personal freedom. When the potential for making a mistake is present, then we genuinely exercise personal freedom, or free will, in the moment. When our choices are not guaranteed success. then we are responsible. and free, to make the choices that we feel are in our best interests and, hopefully, in the best interests of others. Freedom is a difficult thing. Mistakes seem to come in two forms. Those mistakes that arise from choices made with good intentions in mind, in which the untoward consequences are unforeseeable, are inevitable. The human condition seems to dictate that our vision of the future and the outcomes of our decisions be obscured or vague to us. If this were not so, we would be omnipotent - which we are, most assuredly, not. On the other hand, some mistakes arise from less-than good intentions. This is a different species of mistake in that the standard eight-year old kid on the street, if stopped and asked, could probably point out thatno good can come from choices arising from ill intentions. Yet these mistakes, as well, are part and parcel of the human condition - we are not particularly charitable towards one and another, for whatever reason. We, then, have a traditional status for all of us to occupy at one time or another when our mistakes become public and are deemed harmful. We have the status of Contrition. Contrition, from the Latin, Contritus, "ground to pieces." This is an apt definition for the feeling of standing publicly accountable for some less-than commendable personal decision - ground to pieces. Sincere contrition demands that we set aside pride, set aside all defensiveness and set aside the. outside hope that the public will somehow see our bad decision in a more favorable light if we just had the opportunity to explain ourselves. Sincere contrition requires that we surrender all of those ideas and freely admit, "I was wrong, and I am truly sorry for the pain I caused." The most profound thing about this life, a life in which we make mistakes everyday, is that the nature of human character rests on those very mistakes - not so much the bad decision itself, but how it is that we conduct ourselves, in our acts of contrition. It is when we take our turn occupying the status of contrition that we define precisely who we are and for what we stand. In that moment we discover whether we can genuinely be accountable for our freedom, whether we can live harmoniously with our freedom, or whether we cash it all in and just become another victim of an uncaring, unjust world, ground to pieces as it were. Clearly, we should not be surprised or dismayed that people make mistakes, of either type. However, we can, and should be surprised when a . genuine act of contrition soars above the mundane of our everyday struggle - embodying a spirit of character that requires far greater courage than we are generally able to bring about. In that moment we may be able to say that, mistakes and all, this is the best of all possible worlds. Minus a true sense of remorse though, there really may be n~ hope for any of us as Weprepare to make our next mistake. While it may not be the most applicable citation, Martin . Luther said, "God does not save people who are only fictitious sinners: Be a sinner and sin Boldly," but be genuinely accountable for your sins - not a victim. -Scott Scofield, Junior, PhilosophylHistory major UESTION Do VOU THINK VOTING IS IMPORTANT AND WHV? Yeah, if you have a voice and you want to be heard you can express it.· If you want to impact the future, voting is essential. Kim Hill, 21, Theater Yes, so our voices can be heard Briana Knuuti, 20, Biology Yes, cause all the votes count. Gus'Lopez, 24, Economics Yeah, you can have a say in what you want, 'so if you don't like the issue, you can voice your opinion. Stephanie Morgan, 18, Criminal Justice. I think it's important, because if you don't care, then you don't care what the outcome is. Travis Riechart, 22, Art �~e~m::::,be::r~1=4~,~2=O~O=6-=~~~ T~h~e:,,:R~a~n~g~e:!rlN~e~w~s~'~====:::::::::::::::J-7 GUEST EDITORIAL The Purpose of Comics .... The Purpose of Comics Two weeks ago, a comic published in the Ranger News titled, "The Misadventures of Swampy andLavagurl in 3D," caused much controversy. Being a cartoonist of a pretty lame comic myself, it made me think about the purpose of comics and how to know if you are crossing the line. Comics are meant to entertain people and make them laugh. Eveo though-reading an entire comic strip takes very little time, cartoonists are satifisfied knowing that for 5 whole seconds they can produce joy in a person. This is done in all different kinds of fashions from the wholesomeness of Peanuts to the often sadistic (and my personal favorite) Pearls Before Swine. Comics have also taken on an important role in enlightening people about the state of our country. Doonesbury and Mallard Fillmore discuss world issues and politics. with a humorous approach. When all else fails, the cornic section will at least come in handy when you run out of gift wrap or when you're trying to house-train a pet. But like all other types of . entertainment, certain comics have been criticized for being politically incorrect. No one probably knows this better than Aaron McGruder, the creator of the The Boondocks. McGruder's comic sparked much debate over the main character's views on politics and African- American culture. It was so controversial that newspapers often withheld its publication. I am not a fan of The Boondocks, but I can appreciate McGruder's courage to writ~ the comic for as long as he did, despite the constant backlash. So even though controversy has been found in comics for years, what was wrong with "The Misadventures of Swampy and Lavagurl in 3D"? The mistake here was that it was personal. It was used solely as an act of revenge. Although the people it spoofed were left nameless, comics should not be used to attack certain individuals (unless it's Maury Pavich or anyone else contributing to the .downfall of our society). And no one knows this better than the two guys involved with making the comic strip. Who are now suffering major-consequences because of it. So to them I say, I'm glad there are still people out there like you with the courage to cross that line. Without you, every comic would be like Family Circus: But more inaportantly, I'm glad there are people like you with the courage to admit when they've made a mistake. -Katie Zinapel Plo\l"pose: The Student Actjvities Office seeks to promote active involvement in student organizations, activities, and University governance by offering two $850 Leadership Scholarships. The ~chola~shtpS Willbe given to two current undergraduate student leaders intending to conlinue at UW-Parkside. CI"·I+el"·I~: Ideal candidates have made contributions to the enrich- ment of the campus community through active enrollment I~ co·~urncular activities. The recipients will have demonstrated Indlvld~allnilialiVe, creativity, responsibility, cooperation, and I~adershlp ability., APPliCap\S;O; the Leadership Scholarship must have a minimum cumulative GPA 0 .. An rlc~lto~ l~.fol"l",,~+io~: Applicant~ should complete the U~-parkside Undergraduate Scholarship Appl~catlon and a~swer the 4 additional questions for the student leadership scholarships located under the heading "Continuinll Students." Students ~~y hi reapply for the scholarship in subsequent years; however the ~c oars IP will be awarded a maximum of "!'O times to the same recipien . . . r ti 'sit wwwuwp eOOkeyword: For more information and an online app I~ I~~ ~314 by Febr~ary 1, 2007, schoiarships or the' Scholarship Office In y Ie Do something productive in college. Do something with The Ranger News. versity of Wisconsin-Parkside eRO application. One de ebruary 1, www.uwp.edulscholarship Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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Wlsconsln.Parkslde's Student Newspaper Making a Difference in the Community ~ .. ,,~~\ " . page 5 AMANDA GRANDKE rnandi.noe@gmail.com Volunteers from UW-Parkside geared up to work in the community to "make a difference" on Saturday Oct. 28. Make a Difference pay was started by USA Today and is recognized allover the United States. It takes place annually on the last Saturday in October. There were seventeen different school clubs and organizations that participated in this year's Make a Difference Day; a grand total of about 115-120 people volunteered. The activities included things like cleaning tables and chairs at the Kenosha Literary Council, as well as raking leaves and closing down a park. . Casey Jones, volunteer program coordinator at UW-Parkside, organized activities for Make a Difference Day. The month leading up to the event. he spends weekdays on the bridge trying to recruit people. This year. about 178 people signed up. and on Oct. 28. they had about a 60 percent turnout. The people. WP<> pamcipaled - did make an impact. The groups of students who volunteered at the DeKoven Woods cleaned up the area, and they were also responsible for removing invasive plants such as wild mustard. At the Racine Zoo, volunteers raked leaves, cleaned the zoo grounds, and even repainted the walkway railings. If you were unable to make it to Make a Difference Day and - volunteering is something that you would like to do in order to "pad your resume." there is a similar event that takes place in April. Stomp out Hunger. is primarily the same thing, but volunteers work for November 7 • 2006 pledges. Other volunteer opportunities arise all the time. Upcoming volunteering events include lingle Bell RunIWalk for Arthritis, Thanksgiving Holiday House, bell ringing for the Salvation Army, and wrapping Christmas presents at Regency Mall in Racine. For more information, those interested can stop by the Career Center (WYLL 0173). right across the hall from the bookstore. and pick up the green sheet of volunteer opportunities. You can also find more opportunities for volunteering concerning your maj r through Ranger Trak. which is accessible through the tjw-Parkside hornepage. Day of the Dead Brings Life C-4~:{ , -- BY DWHlTE whire04l@uwp.edu In a program entitled Dia de Los Muenos. or Day of the Dead. Latinos Unidos, Parkside Asian Organization. and Rainbow Alliance gave their insight about death on Oct. 31. Main place was crawling with performers wi~ deathly appearances playing drums, dancing, smgmg, and juggling balls, bones, and knifes. The Day of the Dead ceremony dates back to the early indigenouS people who occupied what is presenLly Mexico. The . Spanish Conquistadors that later landed tn Mexico thought the religious practices of the natives were strange. . The Spaniard.s viewed death SImply as tbe end of life, while the natives thought death was another form of rebirth. "To. the natives, life was a dream and only. III death they would be awake." said Latinos d I" "Come get that goo copy. 9oo Wood Rood Kenosha. WI 53141 Phone:(262)595.2287 Fox: (262) 595-2295 Ads: uwp_ods@yahoo.com Website: rangernews@uwp.edu Edltor-In-Chlaf Andrew C Westbrook W.stb002@uwp .e du Dasign Managar Soohyun Kim Kim00009@uwp .•du Buslnass Managar Porminder Singh . SinghOOOO@uwp .• du Advartlsing Manager H.nry O. Goskins GoskiOOO@uwp .• du Haws Pogo Editor Konlyn Ulmer eopo.666@y.moo.com Sports Pogo Editor Tyron. Poyfon PoytoOO4@uwp .• du Arts and Cultura Pogo Editor D. Whn. Whil.041@uwp .• du Photo Managar Oon Tori<i1sen dlork02@yohoo.com Illustrator Bri1f.riy Forin. artzyanimegirl@aol.com StaH Raporta .. Bren Houd.k D.p.yO l@whrr.com J8t1ni1er Pinter pIn1IOO6@uwp.edu Copy EdItors nn. Sn.uss str.u012@uwp.edu Cassandra Wheeler wheeI019@uwp.edu Cartoonists lOlh.ry Keeh.n Keeh.003@uwp .edu Advisor Aaron Fanning lodiocshodow@holmoil.com Katie limp.1 limp.OOI@uwp.edu TJ Hysell HyseIOOI@uwp .• du Judith logsdon log,d.n@uwp .• du Mission Statement The Ranger News strives to inform, educate, and engage the UW·Fbrkside community . by publishing well-written, accurate student iournalism on a weekly basis. . The Ranger News has meetings every Monday at noon. All students and faculty of UW-Parkside are welcome. Please feel free 10 attend. Have any comments, concerns. questions, or story ideas? Pleasee-mait us at: rangemews@uwp.edu. We are located at Wyllie D 139C Each person may lake one newspaper per issue dale. futra newspapers can be purchased for $1 apiece. Newspapers can be taken on a firsl come, first serve basis, meaning that once they are gone, they are gone. We work on the honor system, but violators will be prosecuted a? for theft. Faculty membell and students organizations who wish to use The Ranger News • in classrooms should consult the A$$OOAfEI:l editor-in-chief to reserve however toULGlATE many free copies they wish muse. PIIf:SS .: I ~ The Ranger News. ·November 7. 2006 GS TO DO Wednesday, November 8, 2006 lI:ooAM-I:ooPM Career Center Grad School Fair Union Bridge 11:00 AM-8:oo PM Art Exbibilion: CAS. T. Oroup Drawing Show Com. Arts Gallery 12:ooPM-I:OOPM CCP Brown Bag SessIOllll: 1be Nonprofit Development Office Tallent Hall • 12:00 PM-1:15 PM Perspectives on Religious Issues: 'Misuse of Anti-Semitism' Greeaquist 103 12:00 PM·I:oo PM Noon Concert: Sopranos & Piano Union Cinema 12:30 PM-2:30 PM Career Center Forum: Be a Teacher -Career Center, Wyllie Hall 2:30 PM-4:30 PM CareerCeDter Forum: How tD WrilIIl a Pe\'IQjW StateDleIU C_r Center, Wyllie Hall 7:00 PM-8:00 PM Science Night: 'The Farside of BIOlogy 2' Ote.euquillt 103 FuJI title: 'The Farside of Biology 2: Unique Solutions to the Environment.' Refreshments are served. 8:00 PM-9:30 PM Coffeehouse: Mike Mangione Union Square Thursday, November 9, 2006 9:ooAM-l:ooPM Julien G. Wilson Sr. Book Sale & Signing Union Bridge 9:ooAM·1 1:00 AM Career Center Graduate Student Panel Molinaro Hall 314 II:ooAM-5:oo PM Art Exhibition: C.A.S.T. Group Drawing Show CQm. Arts Gallery ane lSCUSSlon: Main Place 3:3OPM-5:30 PM Career Center Forum: Be a Teacher Career Center, Wyllie Hall 7:00 PM-9:oo PM Friends of UW·Parkside Present: 'Mysteries of Aztalan' Libsary Overlook 2nd Floor 7:00 PM-I 1:00 PM WIPZ Underground The Den . 7:30 PM-9:45 PM UW-Parkside Community Band Com. Arts D-118. Fall semester concert dates are Nov. 2 and Dec. 14. Friday, November 10,2006 1:00 PM.2:30 PM Career Center Practice GRE Molinaro Hall D 128 1:00 PM-5:oo PM Career Center Practice MCAT Wyllie D 150 Computer Lab 1:00 PM-3:45 PM . Career Center Practice GMAT Wyllie D ISO Computer Lab Saturday, November 11, 2006 9:00 AM·12:20 PM Career Center Practice LSAT Molinaro D128 lO:ooAM·12:ooPM UW:Parkside Fall Experience Days Union Square .Sunday, November 12, 2006 7:30 PM-9:30 PM FreshInk presents 'Anton in Show Business' Union Cinema . Monday, November 13, 2006 11:00AM-5:00 PM Art Exhibition: CAST Group Drawing Show Com. Arts Gallery J2:00 PM·] :00 PM Sacred Circle Speak Out Main Place 1:00 PM-3:oo PM ALL Forum: UW System Regents: Goverance of the University Union Cinema 7:30 PM-9:30 PM Freshlnk presents' Anton in Show Business' Union Cinema P LICE·! ~"IJl!!!F"' .BlOllER 10/29106 06-684 Alarm - Fire. Comm Arts Bldg 5:01am. UWPPD Alarm Panel indicated active fire alarm. Officer responds and reports no smoke/no fire. Alarm panel reset, officer cleared. 10/30/06 06-685 Traffic Violation. 4000 Block nf Outer Loop Road. 1O:52am. Citation issued 10 Anna A Deleva for Speeding. Officers cleared. 10/30/06 06-686 Theft - From a Motor Vehicle. Ranger Lot. I: l Sprn. Complainanl reports UWP Parking Permit was stolen from vehicle no damage to vehicle. Replacement permit issued. Cleared. 10/31106 06-687 Traffic Violation. CTH JR @ Outer Loop Road. II :08am. Citation issued to Scott H Simonsen for Speeding and Two Verbal Warning. Officer cleared. 10/31/06 06-688 Misuse of Parking Services. Comm Arts Lot. I:54pm. Officer observed vehicle displaying a forged parking permit. Parking citation issued for Misuse of Parking Services. Officer cleared. I I I I I 10/31106 06·689 Traffic Violation. CTH JR @ STH3l. 2:26pm. Citations issued to Joshua M Ehlert for Operating After Revocation 2nd Offense and Non-Registration of a Motor Vehicle. Officer cleared. 10/31106 06-690 Assaultive Behavior. Ranger Hall. 3:40pm. Anonymous call reports fight in progress. Three citations issued for Assaultive Behavior. Officer cleared. Datelncident # Description 11101106 06-691 Fire Drill. Child Care Center. 10: 15am. Officer conducted Fire Drill per request CCC staff. All I evacuated safely, no problems noted. Alarm panel reset. Officer cleared. 10/24/06 06-692 Traffic VIolation. CTH JR & CTH E. 3:51 pm. Citation issued to Jenaleh L Lapacek for Fail/Stop for Stop Sign. Officer Cleared. 11101/06 06-693 Agency Assist. STH 31 @ CfH E. 4:11pm. Vehicle observed disabled needing Gas. It was determined the vehicle was a Non-Participant cause of an accident. Citation issued by KSD Unit. Officers cleared. 11101106 06-694 Medical Assistance. Sports Activity Center. 7: l8pm. Medical Units requested, Officer on-scene aloug with Medical Unit. Victim refused, all units cleared. 11101106 06-695 Possession of Marijuana/ Drug Paraph. Ranger Hall. 8:00pm. Complainant reports sme).1 of Marijuana. Officer on-scene,.officerissued two Citatfons for .PossessionlUse of Marijuana. Officer cleared. 11102/06 06-696 Traffic Violation. Wood Road @TiillentLot.10:19am.Citation issued 10 Brandon T Albanito for 2nd Offense, Oper.l'ting Motor Vehicle while SUSPIREV. Officers cleared. 11/02/06 66-fi97 Traffic Violation. Outer Loop Road @ crn JR. 1 J : 16am. Citation issued to Kay E Dizon for Fail/Stop for Srop Sign and Verbal Warning for Speeding. Officers cleared. 11/02/06 06-698 Traffic Violation. Outer Loop Road @ CTH G. I :48pm. Citation issued ro Ashley L Coutts for Failure 10 Fasten Seatbelt and Verbal Warning for Speeding . Officers cJeared. 11/02/06 06-699 Traffic Violation. Outer Loop Road @ CTH G. 3:08pm. Citation issued to Andrew D King for Speeding. Officer cleared. 11/02/06 06.·700 Traffic Violation. Outer Loop Road @ CTH JR. 3: II pm. Citalion issued to Kenneth I Smith for FaiJ/Stop for Stop Sign. Officers cleared. 11/02/06 06-701 Traffic Violation. Outer Loop Road @ Comm Arts Lot. 5:22pm. Citation issued to Cody A Wilt for FaiVSlop for Stop Sign. Officer cleared. I , . p \, Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 37, issue 10, November 7, 2006 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 37, issue 9 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Formally Speaking: Anglo-Saxon Women in Protest Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document POLICE BLOlTER PAG~2" l' MORNING-AFTER PILLS PAGE 3 October 3I, 2006 NOON SERIES CONCERT PAGE 4 " YROBERTROSA'H rt)OO@juwp.edu through UWS Chapter 17, which is the Student Code of Conduct Behavioral Code. Typically, unfortunately what happens in many of these types of situations, that if somebody has defamed or defaced a poster. .. there's nobody has seen the actual incident take place so Chapter 17 is only good if somebody sees for example, student X do something and they report [( and then] call iri student X and then we can deal with it in a discipline case, and discipline run. the full gambit Everything from a warning to probation 'to a combination of warning and prooation,to~us~nsjon, .and expuls10n (0 from the .universi ." McLa.ughlin can ant)' .takeaetion against those who commit the aforementioned . acts if there is: an official report tiled with hl{officK "):' ve not had anyreports this fall...-That doesn~t rtlfi'all it doesn't ~~ur."· Eugene Fujimoto is the CUfI~tAssjj;tant to ~91for'Equity & Diversity on campus. Among his many duties and responsibilities are making sure that Parkside is in compliance with laws that make sure that people are treated faidy and as equals, and "hearing discrimination related complaints ... and working actually in conduction with Steve Mcl.aughlin, The Dean of Students, on such complaints as they come through," In regards to the hate crirne vandalism that occurred and a possible impact on diversity "arthe very least has a chilling affect onpeoples feelings and freedom to speak their minds . andbe who they are" Fujimoto stated . TJ>eUniversity of Wisconsin Parksidc has prided itself on the . incredible amount of diversity spread across campus, however in light of what happened to the LGBT posters a serious bJow was delivered to in terms of everyone 00 campus being treated as equals. on-campus hate-crime vaitdaJism has occurred recently, with the victims being the members of Rainbow Alliance. A hate crime is a come that ismotivated by prejudice against a.social group. VljlIdal(sm is the deliberate destruction or damage of property. Catly-Anne-Surber, president of Rainbow Alliance, said that LGBT meeting flyers have been the targets of hate- comeNandalism _overthe'!'ast two months. ''Thln'"g!; have been written on them; thi!1g~ have- been crossed QUt; -rjtey've been ripped; they' ITe been torn to shreds; they've been f<>,nnd in garbage cans," AcI'd,itionallYI ~ate)y 10 to 20 of the rs have disappeared fr<)[Il W/iere they were put up. 1'b!> \'jce chancellor for SbIdIlot Services and d¢aij of ,~, ~teveMi:Laughlin ~icaUy, there are nnI""~·lRil'. ~J 17......... z, ..,...,..",. _ . QJP .~~=- Administrative Response This memo is not intended to limit the rights of all members of this community to express -themselves freely. However, ex pressions that are hosti Ie, intolerant and deJiberately restrict the rights of others, fife not acceptable. The values upon which UW-Parkside is founded, particularly the value of free expression, means nothing if they do not serve to protect the freedoms of our students, staff and faculty from threat or harassment because of who they are or what they believe ... particularly unattributed threats or harassment. We call on the entire campus community to condemn such actions. i To: The UW-Parkside Community From: Steve McLaughlin, Vice Chancellor for Student Services Eugene Fujimoto, Assistant to the Cnancellor for Equity been a particular target of such actions. This writing is, in the strongest terms, to c0ndemn these actions. We wish to be clear that these expressions of hpstility and hatred have no place at UW-Parkside and will not be tolerated. UWS Char-ter 17.03(4)(a) of the Wisconsin Administrative Code makes it clear that disciplinary action can be taken against those who "obstruct br seriously impair or attempt to obstruct or seriously-impair ulliversity- run or university authorized activities." Further, UW-- _ Parkside Policy #54 to Promote Respect for Campus Diversity requires that" Administrators, faculty, staff and students have the responsibility to ensure that the climate of the campus is one of tolerance and respect for diversity; to monitor and maintain such a climate~ and to take appropriate action when intimidation or impermissible discrimination ... occurs." The administration will not hesitate to act swiftly and decisively should violations of these policies take place. • It has come to our attention that since the beginning of this fall semester, there have been several incidents of intimidation and intolerance toward members of our campus community. These actions are homophobic. are violations of university pqlicy, and contrary to the spirit of respect for diversity and inclusion. In the near future, we will be holding opportunities for reactions to these acts of vandalism as well as the gay marriage ban amendment in the upcoming election. WiQt this memo, we reaffinn our commitment to a campus of respect and a true valuing of diversity. I The Rainbow Alliance, a student organization to provide education and support to gay/lesbianlbisexualJ transgendered students, bas. reportedly had 15-30 Student Union approved flyers and large posters announcing its meetings taken down, tom and defaced. Other student organizations have had difficulty keeping flyers posted, but it appears that Rainbow Alliance has , "Come get that good copy!" Formally Speaking: Anglo-Saxon Women in Protest With faculty kudos given to her as professors got up to leave WyUie 247. Dr. Dana Oswald concluded her noon-hour speech on Monday, Oct. 23. However, what may have appeared to be a regular faculty meeting was in fact an opportunity for students to become more enlightened regarding women in Anglo-Saxon literature. This meeting was only the second of the Women's and Gender Studies Lectures Series brought to the campus by the Center for Women's Studies, headed by Dr. Mary Lenard. Professor Gail Gonzalez began the series on Sept. 25 with her lecture entitled "Latin American Feminism: Social, Political, and Cultural Changes in the Last Forty Years." Following a thin student turnout from the first lecture, there was reportedly only one student at Oswald's lecture called "When Women Mathelode: Women's Speech in Anglo-Saxon England." Despite the lack of student participation, numerous faculty members made the trek up to the second floor of the library for free snacks and a slice of medieval knowledge . "I had two goals in giving this lecture. The first one was to generally introduce Anglo-Saxon culture, literature, language. and all the stuff that people don't know about," said Oswald. "The second part of my goal was to talk specifically about a philological approach to looking at one single word in the Anglo-Saxon corpus of literature and how it is used by women." That word is mathelian, which means to speak formally, and is the infinitive form of the past tense mathelode from her lecture's title. "It's usually a term that's used for men," said Oswald. "It occurs a hundred times in the entire corpus of English literature and writing at all, and only ten of those times is it done by women." One of Oswald's favorite pieces of evidence that women did have the opportunity to s~k formally was an apparent chann. Supposedly, by drinking something cooked with a radish root. a man could relieve himself from the pain of a woman's chatter, her mathelian, hinting that it caused physical pain for men to hear women speak in this way. . Oswald now plans to tum this particular study of women in Anglo-Saxon literature into an. ankle for publication. She hopes to sen~ it out by tht: ~nd of the school year, yet. it probably Willnot be published for a few years. BY TYRONE PAYTON paytoOO4@uwp.edu As for the lecture series program iL"~elf. its intentions to stay connected with issues outside the campus demonstrates that "The university is not separated from the world, and this is a good way to do it." said Os~ald. Oswald's lecture was the second of seven lectures 10 the Women's and Gender Studies Lecture Series. UW~Parkstde will be holding the third lecture, "Women in Science: An Update," on Nov. 27. Hosted by chemIStry profeS'or Vem Kolb, it wiU be the last for thiS semester. LGBT History Month BY ROBERT ROSATI rosatOOO@uwp.edu October is LGBT History Month on campus. LGBT stands for lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender. early-Anne Surber, president of Rainbow Alliance, explained why the organization decided t~ have LGBT History Month In October. "Nationally, I'm pretty sure that J u~e is recognized as lesbian, gay, bisexuaJ and tnUlsgender History Month, except that we're not in school dunng June so Rainbow Alliance ". has recognized History Month during October." Rainbow Alliance has been spreading the word on campus that this month is LGBT History Month through posters allover campus. "Unfonunalely, we have put off a lot of history programming until spring semester because we are trying to make history dunng our History Month by being the first state ever to defeat the ban on civil unions and marriages," said Surber. 900 Wood Road Kenosha, WI 53141 Phone:(262)595.2287 fax: (262) 595·2295 Ads: uwp_ods@yahoo.com Website: rangernews@uwp.edu Edilor·ln-Chief Andrew C. 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Aaron Fanning zodiocshodoW@hotmoil.cam Kotie Zimpel zimpe001@uwp.e~u TJ Kys.1I KyselOO l@uwp .•du Judith Logsdon lDgsdon@uwp.edu Mission Statement The Ranger News strives to inform, educate, and engage the UW-Parkside community by publishing well-writt\ln, accurate student iaurnolism on o weekly basis. The Ranger News has meetings every Monday at noon. All students and faculty ofUW·Parkside are welcome. Please feel free to attend. Have any comments, concerns, questions. or SIOry ideas? Please e-mail us at; rangemews@uwp.edu. We are located at Wyllie 0139C Each person may take one newspaper per issue date. Exira ne~papers can be purclJased for $1 apiece. Newspapers can be taken on a first come, first serve basis, meaning that once they are gone, they are gone. We work on the honor system. bul violators wiU be Pl?seCuted ffi for thefL Faculty members and students organizations who wish to use lbe Ranger News • in classrooms should consult the ASSOOAt1D editor.in<hief to reserve however ~ many free copies they wish to use. The Ranger News GS TO DO .....-----, WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 1,2006 11:00 AM-8:oo PM Art Exhibition: C.A.S.T. Group Drawing Show Com. Arts Gallery l2:oo PM·I:oo PM . Noon Concert: McKeever Duo presents Beethoven on the Fortepiano Com. Arts 0118 Building. Parking is free. 7:00 PM-!O:OO PM Men's Basketball @ UW-Milwaukee U.S. Cellular Arena, Milwaukee 9:00 PM-lI:oo PM Foreign Film: 'Mad Hot Ballroom' Union Cinema In New York City, a pilot program made ballroom dancing a required course in elementary schools. A decade late, more than 60 schools are enrolled in the program and hundreds of students participate in a citywide competition. 'Mad Hot Ballroom' isn't just heartwarming and inspiring. it's a cemarkable look at a group of children whose most noteworthy trau is that they are ordinary. If you don't have season tickets for the series. pro- rated tickets are still available. Or ask a friend who has season tickets to take you to this film. You WILL enjoy it! THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 2, 2006 uoo AM-5:oo PM Art ExhibiLion:C.A.S.T. Group Drawing Show Com. Arts Gallery 12:00 PM-I :00 PM Center for International Studies Study Abroad lnfo Session 7:00 PM-11:00 PM WIPZ Underground The Den 7:30 PM-9:30 PM Foreign Film: 'Mad Hot Ballroom' 7:30 PM-9:oo PM Concert: UW-Parkside Community Band Communication Arts Theaier FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 2006 7:30 PM-9:30 PM Foreign Film: 'Mad Hot Ballroom' Union Cinema SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 4, 2006 10:00 AM-12:00 PM NCAA Division II Regional Meet Wayne Dannehl National CC Course The men's race begins at 10 a.rn. and the women run at II: l5 a.rn. 10:00 AM-12:00 PM UW-Parkside Experience Days Union Square Take a closerlook at what the university has to offer in the sciences and nursing. Students can learn about UW-Parkside's exceptional Biological Sciences, Molecular Biology & Bioinformatics, Chemistry, Physics, Geoseiences, Geography, Pre-Health, and Nursing majors. Meet the professors, ask questions. and, generally, get comfortable here. To register, call (262) 595-2355. 5:00PM-7:30PM Foreign Film: Mad Hot Ballroom' . Union cinema SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 5,'2006 2:00 PM-4:30 PM Foreign Films: 'Mad HOI Ballroom' Union Cinema 5:00 PM· 7:30 PM Foreign Film: 'Mad Hot Ballroom' Union cinema MONDAY, NOVEMBER 6, 2006 11:00 AM-5:00PM Art Exbibilion: CA.S,T. Group Drawing Show Com. Arts Gallery \2:00 PM-2:00 PM Perspectives on Religious Issues: How churches DlIaI wlIssues Molinaro lOS PRI presents a paIlel discussion on the centuries-old question 'How Churches and Denominations Deal with Political and Social Issues.' The program feaInres Carthage Col1Bge Sociology Prof. Wayne Thompson, 12:ooPM-l:OOPM Native American Celebration Kick-off Main Place 5:ooPM-7:ooPM • Career CentMf9rum: Is Graduate School Right for You? career Center. Wyme Hall October 31,2 10120/06 06-662 Property Damage/State Property. Visitor Lot. 4:45pm. Officer takes report for Property Damage to State Property: Off cleared. 10/21/06 06-663 Traffic Accident. Cornm Arts Lot. 10:48am. Officer report for Property Damage to Vehicle. Officer cleared. 06-664 Property Damage/State Property. Union Building. om takes report for Property Damage to State Property. Officer de 10122/06 06-665 Fire Calls/Assist Fire Department. Parkside Union. Food Service called regarding a fire in one of the ovens. Upon arrival, tire was extinguished. Fire & Rescue arrived and disconnected gas pipes. All Units cleared. 10123/06 06-666 Liquor Law Violation. University Apartments. 12:08 Three citations issued for Underage Drinking Violation. Office cleared. 06-667 Tow Vehicle. Visitor Lot. 9:58am. Chronic Violator, Illegal parked at meter. Cited and Towed. Officer cleared. 06-668 Traffic Violation. CTH JR.@ Outer Loop Road. 10:58 Citation issued to Matthew J Fox foe Speeding. Officer cleared. 06-669 Theft- From Building. Wyllie Hall. 12:35pm. Complainant reports Book bag & contents taken. Officer takes report and cleared. 06-670 Theft- From Building. Ranger Hall. I2:40pm. Complainant reports wallet raken. Officer takes report and clear 10/24/06\ 06-671 Theft- From a Motor Vehicle. Comm Arts Lot. 9:30am. Complainant reports CD Player and CD's taken, no damage caus to vehicle. Officer takes report and cleared. 06-672 UWS 18Nandalism. Molinaro Hall. 12:22pm. Complainant reports a Club Poster was vandalized. Officer takes report and cleared. 06-673 Possession of Marijuana/Drug Paraph. Ranger Hall. 4:32pm. While Officer was serving Papers with another Agency. strong smell of Marijuana and Paraphernalia Recovered. Officers cleared. 06-674 Traffic Violation. STH 31. 10:35pm. Citation issued to Amy E Spitzack for Speeding. Officer cleared. 06-675 Traffic Violation. Outer Loop Road @ CTH JR. Citation issued to Michael J Grazer for Fail/Stop at Stop Sign. Officers ~~-~;~. Liquor Law Violation. University Apartments. 10:54 p m·f Four citations issued for Underage Drinking and One for Resistin Obstructing Police Officer. Officers cleared. 10125/06 . r 06-677 Fire Drill. Comm Arts Building. 9:30am. Safety Director requested Fire Drill. All floors evacuated without problem. Panel reset and Officers cleared. 06-678 Alarm - Fire. Ranger HaiL 3:36pm. UWPPD Alarm Panel reports active fire alarm. Officer responds, no tire/no smoke. Housing personnel reset alarm panel, Officer cleared. 10/26/06 06.679 Agency Assist. Pike River Woods. 10:14arn. Officers. viewed subjects poaching fish in river. No citations issued at thIS time. AU information turned over to DNR for further investigation Officers cleared, 06-680 Alarm - Fire. Greenquist HaiL 3:50pm. UWPPD AlarTtl I Panel reports active fire alarm. Officers respond no fire /no smoke~ Alarm panel reset. Officer cleared. 06-681 Medical Assistance. PHY ED BLDG FIELDHOUSE. 7:52pm. Complainant report male with injured Imee on basketball conrt. Officer on-scene, Rescue Units called. Victim transported to hospitaL All units cleared. 06-682 Traffic Accident - Property Damage. Comm Arts Lot. 10:29pm. Complainants report accident. Officer takes report and cleared .. 06-683 Alarm - Fire. Greenquist HaiL 11:08pm. UWPPD AlarTtl Panel reports active alann. Officers responds, no tire/no smoke. Alarm panel reset. Officers >:Ieared. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 37, issue 9, October 31, 2006 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 37, issue 8 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. 4.5 Million Dollar Donation Made to Parkside Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document J ' e s ~.Wlseood""~·S~H •• ", FI TALKING ABOUT VAGINAS PAGE 3 4.5 Million Dollar Donation Made to Parksid BY ROBERT ROSATI RosatOOO@uwp.edu School history was ade when Darshan Dhaliwal ~nated $4.5 million on Oct. 9.the single largest pflva~e donation made to the school since ir was built, 38 yeJr:s ago. Lenny Klaver, vice chanceUor of University Relations and Advancement, said that the relationship. between Dhaliwal and UWParkside goes back "probably six years ago ... where be had sought to help get sotne students fro~ his native Pup-jab. India to enroll here at campus, and {hestudents enrolled and were accepted and went to class here, and since that time, he has been the so-called sponsor of several international students from India oming here." Dhaliwal is wealthy now; however, he was not born into a I life of luxury. He grew up as the oldest I son of a farmer in Punjab. Along with his two younger brothers, he accepted the responsibilities· that canle with tbe family business. Once his classes at the Government Rapduman College in Nabha were finished for the day, he went home and ltelped lout around the fann. I 21. he m:~~:~~a~:~s was volunteer who told him about the American customs that citizens of the U.S. have, and shortly there after he applied for citizenship to America. After arriving in the country he • h3\C been around about 100 years or longer .. o. [f r) a univervity 01 our 11',C rd g it's \:CJ) Important for lhc futu to begin really de: el pm r pri \ ale [donations J It' ...a Iandmar In our hi tory ·3U.~ all the things \\ e Teotrv tng dl for fundraising an term f scholarship program our facilities I1he ell 1 becomes more I em that Park. ide I makin pmgr gel the re pen e m the nor commuOlt} • Klav er "us 10 Ived throughout the enure proce of getting the don tJ n to l Park-ode bccau e undra: 10 for the uruv e"lt~ u hi respon ibility, hut he doe not want to take all the credit for 11 "1 think m order 10 £, t gift of this magnuud • you rr.aHy need significant mput of) our chancellor and your Board members. I would J) It' a team effort." The con ...uucuon of Dhaliwal Hall is tentatively scheduled to tart once the expan ...ton of the Unlllo I complet.ed In ::!.009. Dhah\loal Hall "ill add 73.100 "lu feet to the ComrnunJl.:31100 buildlOg Thi!'o IS not Lhe first lime thaI Dhah"al ha donal d mone to Park Ide He denoted th.: fund lhat were n ( complele The Dhah".1 1 Lmguagcs lAboraI ry trich I lX.Ued In the mmunJt;: t n rts bUlldmg UNIVERSITY PHOTO Uw-Parkside chancellor John P. Keating (left) shakes bands with Darshan Dhaliwal after signing lhe agreement for a $4.5 minion donation from the Milwaukee businessman. by bimself. Two years later. in 1979, he spent $30,000 to buy his first gas station at north 17th street and west North avenue. Dbaliwal sold the gas station later in the-same year and purchased two more. Over the next seven years. he bought 12 more gas stations. lWenty years ago. Dhaliwal bought 50 more gas stations. . The $4.5 million donatIon will be used toward expanding the Communication Arts building. That expansion will be called Dbaliwal Hall: however. it will not be named only after Dhaliwal. He requested thai each comers of the building will have a marker that will not only have hi.s name but thal of his father, Katar Singh Dhaliwal. and his two brothers. Swjit Singh Dhaliwal and Charanjeet Singh Dhaliwal. Klaver believes the donalion is significant. "Parkside is a relatively young unive~ily: wc've been around for 38 yean; (along With UW-Greenhay). The rest of the campuses in the UW Sy"lem decided to take up-residence in Milwaukee because there were Indian grocery stores as well as a Sikh house of worship that made him feel comfortable. Twenty nine years ago, Dhaliwal leased a gas station, which was located at north 35th srreeet and west Garfield avenue for $300 a month, using the money he and his wife eamed by doing various odd jobs. Over time. he taught l1imself how to do mechanic~ procedures to run Lhe gas statIOn Windy Win Propel Rangers into GL' Final Four Jack is Back!_.....--!"'!"II - in which UW-Parkside studenL, could participate. Throughout the we~k, over 60 students lumed OUI to plav in the toumamems. ~ As the students signed up til compete. White would take one BY JE • IFER PI~R look at them and assign a nickname pintt..-.{)()b@u\ll.op.edu to each individual. icknamcs ~ L ParK I Qiven induded Golde)' L.()C'k~. len ~tKt,; t.:aJT1 h n Goose. Grill. Pretty. Hal11mc.;, DC cdibl regu ~()n.but Spacey. Dufu'. Air Head. Au urn, the ",cre":1 t done 'n Far OUL Sir Dark. Kool B,,:e7< JU t c~. he an Handsome. Jive. B.A. 'Bad Ass). 'lclr reuular seal n"" th Champ. Foxy Lad). T. T, U \ tl'tt J} 0 r Blond. TIOY Tim. And} Pamty, of Upper Iowa Downtown Brown. Thc. Rock, 111ur day 0cL t 9 Candy Man. Wacko., Fnc, Frae~. Thc~ W~ a tIhntI fy B rman I.:hanc:e of cener) 8!'o C: 1!amc , Lady Dyftomite, Goo . a . look 'place under the lights t \ and Slick.For the women ,s Carthaeee College The cnl"-.I IPHOTOBY BRIT'fHouDEK billiards tournament. Colleen turnout \\03 JU t over .-00, f dJe of the UW-Parkside Student d k fir<;tplace adding to the excitement 0 BY BRETT HOUDEK Union Center. He made sure tb at "SChheamhpa"s Lniopwpol takleOnO, firsl, place'. OIghl , "Thi, wa.s a .f.anta-dwe houdeOOO@lIwp.edu Wbite was accomodated and that for lbe last four years. Ltppold turnout by the fan, >,;11 an How's your game of pool? everything ran smoothly. 's a 21-year old senior al UW- appreciative lj\\.Park uk head If there's room for improvement, Tamie Falk-Day, .. ~he ~arkside. She is a Graphic Dethsign cthoa e ~·~\~~~~~~~~ng\~~Sb ; then you sbould have come down d'lfectof- of intramural actl.vltIeS and fllustration major W,I, au" f I' ,_ to The Den when UW-Parkside ' s . t UW-Parkside. was the pn mary Ilu'nor in Biology. Holly Fo'<y ,".,!le. "It's. a e(treal ee IOgll .. guest pool player rewrned. Jac' k caorresponden[ for Wh'tI e. She Lady" Vef\..e..y and Jessica' 'Lad Y dIe kilb to play in frunl (dIt.~ White, the internationally famous made sure everything .. w~s Dynamite" Hollow took second cnthusia ..tic -occer eN'" red POcket billiard and trick shot coordinated for th~ Ca IiI0rom and third place, respective IyF.' or John't.JO Thall cot artist., made another tour stop t0 resl'd en,t ·lncludioo·hJs hotel stay. nt the the first goa1 of tlK g::unc.;a 0:> IJ the women's toumame . fi IQ.'2tJ. \\'ith (eammate .ar) th .r k meals. alld the visit to the co ege . was whomever won ve e campus lor one wee . wmner _ three sLUdents O~tb} and Renaldo e!!3 \\ th The 75-year old pool campus. a 9 games hrsL These ..!.he pr \ ldine: an ih I." eat:' shark is no stranger to U~- . From Monday, ct. were the only women m O.~'" I ng. n the t I\a f Parkside. According to DenniS. throuo-h Thursday. OCl. 12, 10:00 tournament. _ . b'lIianh: I Annm 1ehlc ra1 the I Casey. this marks the fifth or "'II bOllt 3:00 p.m. each day, For d,e men s I! in the me. I 3.m. tI a ments t Kou -T.N.T w .)ixtb year that White has .co Xiong ~:f~":'~h=\~g:::'='--':_----:3§~~~~~5:1J me White held tWO free tau rna tournamen. l ~ il~Stshis~tea~nut ~dnir~eicvt:oer~r~osf~:ictt~:haye~~s.o~pee~rya:ut~sn~~t~h~e~~_~o:n:e:':fo:l~m:e:n~an:d:..:o~n~e_f_o=r=w~o~m:eC:nO:=N=T~~IN~~U:E;~~:~~p~age 3 I'. "Come get that good copy. TA.LKJ G ABOUT VA.GI PAGE:3 :O.'-.l>m-t.siile dum.::cll r John P. Kcatmg I Jr!L) J,llnl!LHJll'I fruru [ "1ilw ID.I."<: bustr, n, ,11 9oo Wood Rood Kenosha. WI 53141 Phone:(262)595.2287 Fax: (262) 595-2295 Ads: uwp_ods@yahoo.com Website: rangernews@uwp.edu Edltor-in-Chi.f· Andrew C. WB<tbrook Westb002@uwp.edu Design Manager loohyun Kim Kim00009@uwp.edu Business Manager . - Parminder Sinuh . linghOOOO@uwp.eau Advertisin! Manager Henry D. 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All students lind facuIty orUW-paric:side are welcome. Please feel free to attend. Have any comments.,conccms, questions. or story ideas? Please e-mail us at rangemews@uwp.edu . We are located at WyUie D139C Each person may take one newspaper per issue date, Elttra newspapers can be purchased for S l apiece. Newspapers can be taken on a first come. fu1it serve basis. meaning that once they are gone. lhcy are gone. We work on' tile honor system, but violators will be prosecuted ffi for theft. Faculty members and students organizations who wish to use TIle Ranger News • in classrooms should consult the A$S()(1AfU;l edilor-in-chief to reserve however CiDU.lGIATI many free copies they wish to use. 'fIIt!B The Ranger News GS TO DO Tuesday, ctober 24, 2006 8: 15 AM-6:00 PM Art Field Trip: Tutankhamun Chicago Field Museum Bus leaves Inner Loop Roadbus stop near the Com. Arts building promptly at 8: 15 a.m. 11:00 AM-8:oo PM Art exhibition: Michelle Tobia & Margaret Leininger" Com. Arts Gallery • The mixed media art of Michelle Tobia and the glass and ceramic work of Margaret Leininger are featured during this four-week exhibition. 4:00 PM-7:00 PM 'Cabaret" auditions Com. Arts building 6:00 PM-8:oo PM Teachers Can Be Millionaires Too Union 104 Wednesday, October 25, 2006 11:00 AM-8:00 PM Art exhibition: Michelle Tobia & Margaret Leininger Com. Arts Gallery 12:00 PM-l :00 PM CCP Brown Bag Sessions: The Sexual Abuse of Children Talent Hall 12:00 PM-I :00 PM Noon Concert: UW-Parkside Choirs. James Kinchen conductor Union Cinema 4:45 PM-6: 15 PM 'Maintain Your Brain' Tallent Hall 182 6:30 PM-8:30 PM Italian Americans: A Century Plus of Progress Mam Place Starting at 6;30 with a reception, Dominic Pulera talks about how people of Italian origin overcame poverty anddiscrirnination to enjoy great success in the United States. 7:00 PM-ll:OO PM Parkside Activites Board Haunted Tunnels Molinaro Elevator 7:00 PM-8:00 PM Comedian Eric Nieves sponsored by Latinos Unidos Union Cinema Thursday, October 26, 2006 9:00 AM-4:oo PM Cont. Education Workshop: The Helping Relationship & Spirtuality Family Services of Racine I1:00 AM-5:oo PM Art exhibition: Michelle Tobia & Margaret Leininger Com. Arts Gallery The mixed media art of Michelle Tobia and the glass and ceramic work. of Margaret Leininger are featured during this ~kexhibition. ·7lOO.P.M:. :00 PM WJPZ Underground TbeDeil 7:00 PM-9:OOPM UW-Parkside Fall Experience Days Union Square The university gives prospective students the opportunity to take an on-depth look at specific UW-Parkside programs, 7:30 PM-9:45 PM UW-Parkside Community nand rehearsal CQI11Ar!s D-118 7:30PM-I0~ ~ ~1ll1atee' om. Arts Theatre HBA {TICkets: $14 for adults.$U for seniors.and $7 students} 8:00PM-tr:59 PM Concert: WIPZ-f¥ presents: Monstrosity \fI!iQIl $quare ~pns radi04tation WIPZ-FM presents a night of metal ~'f~ttilirepndaty~baodM~. Saturday, October2\!, 2006 9:0/? AM-5:00PM Make al>llfeten.ce Oay Varlos Campus Locations . 7:30 PM-lO:oo PM Parkside Thealre presents 'Pride & Prejudice' Com. Arts Theatte HEA {Tickets: $14 for adults, $11 for seniors,and $7 students} Sunday, October 29, 2006 No events are on today's schedule yet. Monday, October 30, 2006 11:00 AM-5:oo PM Art Exbibition: C.A.S.T. Group Dnlwing Shot Cola Arts Gallery 12:00 PM-l:oo PM Soup and Substance discussion: TBA Union Square October 24, 2006 // ~EP UCE BLOTIE 10/16/06 06-639 Traffic Accident - Property Damage. Comm Arts Lot: 10:45am.Callbox activated report of Accident. Officer takes report, no injuzy's reported. Citation issued to Richard J McGovern for FaillYield while Making Left Turn. Officers cleared. 10/16/06 06-640 Theft - From Building. PRY ED BUILDING. 2:57pm. Complainant reports money taken, Officer takes report. Officer cleared. 10/17/06 06-641 Fraud. Greenquist Hall. 8:52am. Officer takes report for Unauthorized use of department codes. Officer cleared. 10/17/06 06-642 Alarm -Fire. Molinaro Hall. 9:46am. UWPPD Alarm Panel reports active fire alarm. Officers respond No Fire / No Smoke noticed. Alarm panel reset. Officers cleared .. 10/17/06 06-643 Theft - From Building. Wyllie Hall 12:31pm. Complainant reports theft of Ceil phone. Report taken, cleared. 10/17/06 06-644 Medical Assistance. Sports! Activity Center. I:13pm. Report of Female ill. Rescue units called. Victim refused transport. Ali Units cleared. 10/17/06 06-645 Alarm -Fire. Molinaro Hall. 1:40pm. UWPPD Alarm Panel reports active fire alarm. Officers respond No Fire / No Smoke noticed. Alarm panel reset. Officers cleared. FMC notified of Problem. 10/17/06 06-646 Traffic ViolationInner Loop Ro;d @ Com Arts Lot. Citation issued to Mark T Mentele for Fail! Stop at Stop Sign. Officers cleared. 10/18/06 06-647 Traffic Violation. CTH JR @ STH 31. 1:06am. Citation issued to Brian J Gedemer for 2nd Offense Operating While Intoxicated. Transported Kenosha Public Safety Building "Jail". Officers cleared. 10/18/06 06-648 Theft - From Building. Greenquisl Hall. 9:26am. Complainant reports Halloween decorations . taken. Report taken, cleared. 10/18/06 06-649 UWS 18Nandalism. Cross Country Hut. 11:58am. Complainant reports damage to Cross Country Course and Porta-Potties pushed over. Officer takes report, . cleared. 10/18/06 06-650 Theft - From Building. Molinaro Hall. 1:39pm. Complainant reports cart along with 2 boxes of books taken. Officer takes report, cleared. 10/18/0606-651 Theft - From Building. Sports! Activity Center. 2:41 pm. Complainant reports 2 Laptops taken. Officer takes report, cleared. 10/18/0606-652 .Traffic Violation. Outer Loop Road @ CTH G. 8:30pm. Citation issued to Christopher M Swift for Fail/Stop at Stop Sign. Officers cleared. Ion 9/0606-653 Liquor Law Violation. Ranger Hall. 12:14am. Officer issued citation for 3 Offense Underage Drinking Violation and Deposit of Human waste on UW Lands. Officer cleared. 10/19/06 06-654 Medical Assistance. University Apartments. !0:36am. Rescue Unit requested due to subject accidentally poking else in eye. Transported to Kenosha Memorial Hospital. Officer cleared. 10/19/0606-655 Simple Battery. Union Lot. 1:52am: Complainant reported being beaten up on Campus to Kenosha Sheriff Department. Officer follow-up, Officer Cleared. 10/19/06 06-656 Misuse Of Handicap Placard.Union Lot. 3:42pm. Citation issued to Courtney P Nelson for Misuse of a Handicap Permit. Officer cleared. 10/19/0606-657 Liquor Law Violation. Parkslde Union. 10: 11pm. Citation issued for Underage Drinking Violation. Officers cleared. . 10/20/06 06-658 Liquor Law Violation/Medical Assistance. Parkside Union. 1·1 :53pm. Citation issued for Underage Drinking Violation and One Intoxicated female transported to Kenosha Memorial Hospital. Officers cleared. 10/20/06. 06-659 Liquor Law Violation. Ranger Lot. 12:49am. Three citations issued for Underage Drinking VIOlatIOn.And 1\vo verbal warnings given for Deposit of Human Waste on UW Lands. Officers cleared. 10/20/06 06-660 Liquor Law Violation. University Apartments. 2:41am. Citation issued for Underage Drinking Violation. Officers cleared. - 10120/0606-661 Trespassing - Unauthorized Presence. ~ University Apartments. 4:43am. Complainant reports male subject will not leave her apartment. Officers respond; no locate of subject. Officers cleared. . 2 900 Wood Road Kenosha, WI 531'1 P one:(262}595.221!7 Fax: (262} 59&-2295 Ad~ rJwp adl@yahoo.com Websffe: rang~rn W1@uwp. du (dltor-in•Clliaf lllan ar S~Kim Kirn0•009@!Mp .eda ger P111mind Sill ~ nahl)OC0 1iJu-,wp e u Hrtidn Ma a er H G N• I E terr ecp!Jil! S art1 Pag Ed 'tor Tyr faylon ay1oOC4 uwp. adu Ari Pa • ( i or D. h1111 Mu 41 @ .tdu 1tlo ana Staff RepDrt 1 topyllllt•1 fa11' Den kf Schm· l3@uwp.edu Jfflllifw l'illler pinltOOIICIIW\I.IIKI Tlllll SIIIIIM mwOl 2@\Mp.eoo Aarun fa ng lDGIOtllmdaw@notm I . com Kutie Zimpel lllDjltilOl@uwp..id11 uw ~l@IIJ!'II.DG JID!h~n ~eclu M ss1an Slat•m•nt . The Ranger News strives to 1nForm, ed'l.fcat_er and engo_ge the UW·A:lrks1de commun•ty by publishing weU·wrilten, accurate sludent toumoli.sm on a weekly ba.sis. th 1lllit l lir Th n our Bn m cmtu luso m ct, n Bti pon , t hy uni -Par~ H.I Fall 10 • 11 for ~ $7 INdalll} Friday October-V. 2006 7!30 P • I 0:00 PM Parbide Theatre presen Pride & ~ce· m. Art5 Theatre HEA {li k : 14 for adult-.. 11 f, r c IO ,llnd 7 tudcnl!i J 8:00 PM-11 :S PM C n n: \\ IPZ-FM pr e(Jts: Monstro ·iy nionSqu Campu radio tat,on WIPZ-FM present,; a rught ot metal madnes featuring rhe legendary Aorida band M UO!Uty. Sacurday, October 28, 9:00 AM-5:00 PM ake Diff~nce D y ri ampu Location 7·~ PM•I0:00 PM Parle 1de Theatre presen Pride & ~ Prejudice' m. ru Th tre H A Tickets: I r ult , $11 for ~-mar .and 7 ~tudents} hcduley•t. 1: roup \lUp nd • ubstan • d1 us ion: nion quarc 1 /16/06 ·r:iflic ccitlenl - Property D,1magc, Comm An~ Lm: l0:4 ,1m. lib ::ictivak<l rq, rl of Accident. Ofticer tak · rep rt, no inju. 0!> rcponctl. ,La ·on i·sucd lll ich:i d I 1cGovcm lor Fail/Yield while !\,faking I efl um. Officer- leurul 10/16/06 1- • 1pm \implainani tak 11, l ~red . 10/17/06 c~r J I 17 11c Violation. Inn r Loop oaJ Cotll r L l Citalilln is~wd lo JI,. ar 1 fontele for hi.ill St pal Slop Si >n, Offi r de.ared. 1 118/06 0 7 Trnffic Violation. TH R Cef' TH 31. l : 6am. Citation issm..-d hi BI i:art demer or 2rl Oftense pcr;1tin • hik fot<o;icated . l'ran ported cuo~ha Puhli Safi l) uilding "fall"'. 0 ticen, dcarcd. 10/lS/O • ( - 17lefl- h m Burldin . Gie ·r1qui l • IL :26am. ,n l n· nt report ll i.:cn deco H • Lt ken. {epon taken. c , d. 10/18/06 0 -649 \ ' l Nandafum. Cro-.s C unt:ry H11 11 :S&am. Comp]tllnruit ports damage Lo Crn~ Counrry Cou arid Pnrta-Pome pu h d over. Oftici.:r tale report, cleared. 10/18/06 06-650 di- From Building Molinaro H 11. I: 9pm. 'omplainant repor ~ art alo118 with _ box of boo ·s ra en, Officer lakes r :port. clerLred. l 0/ J /06 6 651 The t - from B uildin . portd c tivi (}' Center. 2:41pm. Complainant re rt. 2 · plop. taken. Ofticer lake · report, cleared. JO/lB/06 • 2 Trafli Vi lation. Outcr L p Ro, @J CTH G. 8:30pm. Cit rion issued tn Chrislophcr M Swift or Foil/Stop t , top ign. Office.rs de.ired. l 0/ l 9/0606-653 · quor Law Violation. Ran r Hal I, i 1: l 4am. Officer lssm:d cit.:irion or 3 0 fen e nd rage Drinking Violation nd Depo it o Human was~ n Land . 0 ~r cleared. 10/19/06 -65 Medic I A :i lance. Um ersity Apartmen . 10~36· m. Rescue un·t reque...tt!d due to subject ci<lcnt.all, poking el-.e in eye. Tran~rtcd Kenosh Memorial Ao pital. Officer clear&I. J0/19/0606-655 impleB tlCf)'. Union t. 1:52am. Complainam reported being beaten 111p on Campus lo ~nosha Sheriff De_partment Oflfoer foUow-up. Offic~r cle . ared_ 10/19 · 6 06-656 · su e Of Handicap Pl •c rd. nion LoL. :42pm. Ci ad.on issued 10 Courtney P elson for rli IJ c u a Hrmdi ap PermiL Officer ]cared. 10/ 19/0606--657 Liqllor Law Violation. Parkside Unio11, 10: I I pm. Citation i~ urn for Uod rage Drinking Violation . Offi en; cleared. 10/20/06 06-6 Liquor Law mlali n/Medical A 'stanc . Park ide Union. 11 :53 rn. itntion issued for nd ra c Drio 'ng Violati n and One ntoxic.ated female tra11 poncd l Kcno~lm Mi:m rial H pitaJ, Of ce cl ·11. 10/10/06 () -659 iqu Law 1olatio11. R- og r Lo• 1~:49am. Three c·tation. i Lie forUnde ge Dnoking 10Jauon. And 1\v \/emal warni.ngi. given r ep ~il of Human Wa,te nn UW Lands. Of . , dean:d. 10/20/06 6-6 Liquor Law Vi Ia.Lion. ni-.·mily Apartmcn . :4lrun. Cit tion i · ued for Uodcmge Drinking Vnolnlion. Of ce Cllf d. J0/:!0/{l 06-661 resp ing - UnauthoriT.ed Presence, nive ity Aparu 1cn · 4: :.:lam. omp!ainiml rt male ubj c! wm not le.a\ her lpan:mcnt. O re pond, n loca:cr (l ubJecL Offi en; eared, RT f!ILM REVIEW· Good Film Pushing an Agenda RE October 24, 2006 BYRAMON A. JAIMEZ JaimeOOI@uwp,edu Israel is oppressing the Palestinian ~ people, and suicide bombings are the strongest single method Palestinians have of fighting back. At least that's what "Paradise Now," directed by Hany Abu-Assad, seems to be saying. As a piece of art it is brilliantly carried outin the docudrama style. The camera is e lplaced in the most appropriate places to show INablus and Tel Aviv, as well as the action. The writing and dialogue seem perfectly natural, }\ JAIMEZ, edt! . 00 call it a snatch, a box, vagjtla$ aD(! women's to lhem were the focus INK series production of Monologues." A favorite tIlllin4 off Broadway, tbe enigmatic "'iftll the UW-Parksidecarnpus ~ showings on Oct. 6; 7, and 'Directed by Virginia Hartley, the "'Ildsrblo~w had an audience of over one Parkside students, alumni, and unity members. 'The Vagina Monologues" is a presentation of facts, interviews, and 8lOries collected by Eve Ensler and was produced at UW-Parkside with three performers, though it has been produ!:ed others with only one, as was !be original performances featuring Eve Emler,or with a new performer for each separate woman whose voice is heard. nothing out of place. The acting is smooth and crisp, wholly believable. There.is humour at just the right moments to lighten the mood, keep the attention of the audience, or push the story. The climax features a brilliant use of sound and close-up to truly signify the importance of the scene. As a film, "Paradise Now" is worthy of all 13 awards it has received. However. the critical praise it has received for being so impartial as regards the IsraelilPaJestinian Conflict is undeserved. Much like "Der Untergang," which was attacked for making Hitler seem to much like a normal person, so to does "Paradise Now" present two suicide bombers as just normal people; not monsters or fanatics,just normal. This film tries very hard to present it's heroes, Said (Kais Nashif) and Khaled (Ali Suliman), as everyday people just stepping up to do their duty to the cause. We see them laugh, love, spend lime with their families and in every other way be no :.~., '.1, different than anyone else in the world. Then we see them prepare to kill innocents. The rightness or wrongness of their actions are not for me to decide, but it is clear that Hany ~~ Abu-Assad wants these two men to be shown n as heroes. Something easily done as a bus with i~ children is left alone, but one filled with military H is targeted, thus lightening the disapproval about 11 who is killed. There is a clear reference to Said 11 and Khaled's sacrifice during the last meal they n are expected to enjoy when the camera pulls H back and the men take their place in the middle i., i.. of a very clear image that mirrors Da Vinci's 'Last Supper." "Paradise Now" is a great film,. '.,i'.,'. but is not as innocent as others would have us believe. 1B UrUOI;\ Thewntillt has been pro IlB this show Enslet~~t# womanhood thal __ forget; she reintrodiJl:es the audiellce 10 the vagina by taking the ~gbty ~ of the WOJd.with serious consideration, and a great deal of humour. As for the speakers there was a little left wanting. Jessi Miller who was featured in two accented roles showed talent but was unable to let herself fall into the roles and so was not enurely convincing. Aimee Miller started out some what cold, but gradually carne to life as she came to and nailed the infamous moaning scene. Christina Stevens was noticeably the best of the trio, but she and the others could not seem to avoid the occasional flubbed line. As a whole the UW- . Parks ide performance of "The Vagina. Monologues" was done well, and enjoyed immensely by the audience, so much so that they felt the need to give a standing ovation. A Gem with Rough Edges one with as good a collection of humor as "Entropy". The reason s much of Entropy feels real and sits finnly within the realm of possibility is because so much of it come from real life. The film came '0 exist after director/writer J~on Creel reviewed a play he had previously written and decided that he needed somethmg more concrete, so he followed the old adage of 'write what you know, He pulled aspects from his own life as well as from tho he worked with; Mark Fornal. the cinematographer on whom the character of Muff i loosely based, really had experienced a harsh break up; Rick Leuhr reall) has suffered leg trauma that ha changed his life. Even though Jason was the original writer. a gr at deal of material came from those around him: including the "balloon knot" sequence. written almost entirely by "Iron" Mike Theuer Shoo' to Kill Productions said it owes much to each one or us members and '0 their family and friends who have helped them get this far and added \\ ith a special thanks to profe sor Jay McRoy, who helped encourage the production of the film and whom Creel called"a pillar of strength:' II BY RAMON A. JAIMEZ, JairneOOI@uwp.edu Heading to New York in less than a month for its official debut, the student-made film "Entropy" has been given its first showing, here at the UWParkside. Saturday Oct. 14 gave students, alumni, and the families and friends of the creators a cbance to see what all the fuss has been about. The film is very clearly a first effort. Throughout the piece. one can see experimentations with camera angles, scenes that should bave been cut just a little bit shorter, and moments of less than stellar acting. But then, what else could be expected from a film with a $200, most of which Went to beer. " takes 21't'tTO look at the W'~.andrima. of Arrl('ra~ [0 the Mood. a 1940s musical ~u~ dance mac combines up-tempo big bend rhythms ~a[e:st generation. With music an . the swing and rhythm of dus nmIt and mellow intimate ballads. Come eapenence . sentimental and romanuc en. d Dancers with the xrw.tion.tl cnng of The revue fearures the In me Mood Sindg<TSch :""phy as aum~nclc a$ if geu. Purls big band orchestra an 0.--0-- October 31, 7:30 p.m., Conununication Am Theatre Purchase tickets onlm. e at www.uwp. edu I.~t',evw~ ord: ,ultdt, The important thing to remember is that through all 'he uncertainty and mishaps, a raw talent can be seen. A Story many people can identify with. as people build walls around themselves and have them come down, is a concept everyone has or will corne to know. Every person is an individual. and we each have a story to tell. so seeing one on screen that in so many ways is similar to our own is always refreshing. Especially RT 3-;:-~:;--;;:-;~:-;:;-;;;::;;--~------~:...:.:.:~:!..=:.~ ::...::.::_ ______ ______ ~o~c~to~b~e~2~4:_:,2~00~6 flLM REVIEW --------~_:__~-------- Good Film Pushing an Age da nothing ou1 f pince. The acting i smooth d H crisp, wholly bdievable. There i~ humo r \\ just the right momenL lt Jigh1en the mood e p \ \ th attention of tile audi nee, or pu!-.h the" tor)·. \: The climm. fe. ture a brilli Ill u of. ound and i' cl ~e-up liJ rul. ~ig.nify the unμorumce of h li ~ene. s a film, "Paradise. ow" i worthy 1 H all 13 award · it htts received. H !! ii ·h h 11 H n :i ti H ~l \\ Octob r 3 Pwch .., .. ~..'.' . " . .~.------- 4 The Ranger News 24. 200i CONTIVUE FROM FRONT PAGE Windy Win Propels Rangers into GLVC Final Four . H the south end of the field, the Rangers had trouble defending UMcRolla's Will Kirby as he scored the first goal of the game at 37:04 followed by his teammate Brandon Moore's goal at 39:16. "The first twenty minutes of the game we played well. We were attacking and going at them, [but] we didn't finish OUf opportunities. The last 25 minutes of tbe first half, we got pretty sloppy, and defensively, we lost OUf shape. We gave up two goals that we shouldn't have given up," said Kilps, who later added according to the UW-Parkside Athletics Web site, "We told the players at halftime that we don't deserve to win if we play like that." It seemed like a different team came out on the field after halftime. With the wind at their backs, the Rangers were ready to do what they had come to do; win. Only 5: 1·5 into the second half (50: 15 into the game), . Thao scored the first goal for UW-Parkside with .assists from Bojan Jovicic and Vega Jovicic assisted Thao only 7:29latertl) tie the game at 57:44. As the game's momentum blew in their favor, defender and senior Mike Ruffolo scored the gamewinning goal at 67:45 with an assist from Ostby: "This was an exciting win for the players," remarked associate head coach Jason Zitzke according to the UW- .Parkside Athletics Weh site, "but we need to be a lot better, because all the games are against stiff competition now." The Rangers, with a record of 13- 2-3, will face the Northern Kentucky Norse in tile semifinal round of the GLVC tournament on Friday, Oct. 27 at 5 p.m. at SIU-Edwardsville. The Lewis University Flyers will play the SIU-EdwardsvilJe Cougars in the opposite game. The finals of the GLVC tournament will be held Sunday, Oct. 29 at SIUEdwardsville. Sixth Seed Slumps in Soccer Tournament: Cougars Claw Out 3- 0 Win Over Women Rangers BY TYRONE PAYTON PaYto004@uwp.edu The UW-Parkside Women Rangers went into the Great Lakes Valley Conference Soccer Championship Quarterfinals on Saturday, OCl. 21, following two consecuti ve conference losses. The dual defeats dropped UWParkside to the sixth seed in tile GLVC tournament, forcing them into an away game against the third-seeded Cougars of Southern Illinois University-Edwardsville. The previous regular season match between these two teams ended in the Rangers' only tie this season, with a final score of 0-0 back on Sept. 15. The twin goose eggs posted by the teams back in that match-up were from uneven attempts, as the Cougars produced only two shots on goal compared to the Rangers eight shots on goal. The results were different for the GLVC quarterfinal match: as the Cougars cut the Rangers shots on goal in half this time around, while UW-Parkside gave up three goals from SIU- . Edwardsville's five shots on goal. The Cougars pounced on the Rangers early, tacking their first goal at 6:42. Before intermission came tile second goal for SIUEdwardsville, and tile final goal was tallied in the second half. With the loss, tile Rangers season came to an end, finishing their season with a final lO- 6- t record. On a bright note, this year became the seventh consecutive season that the- Rangers posted double digit wins under head coach Troy Fabiano. The young squad of Rangers, in which there were no senior players this year" was led throughout the year by junior forward Laura Eide who had II goals, three assists, and 25 total points. Eide, who made the GLVC first team, also had teammates like freshman Brittany Kaim.who grabbed second team honors. Playing defender, Kaim notcbed seven total points this season from one goal and five assists. Honorable mention was also handed out to sophomore goalkeeper Erica Higuchi and freshman forward Meredith Novak, so an increase in blood flow BY AMANDA GRANDKE can aid in bringing nutrients. mandi .noe@gma,·il.I;!!l!lr:'"'1.....T'l""l!~en though infiarnmation Anyone woo lithe body's normal healing the UW-Parksidc Women's process, it can sometimes Slow Volleyball game tm Tuesday, down tile process if tile area is Oct. 17 noticed a ke~ inflamed for too long. playtr. Brookl: Jones, was Next, within a few sitting orr""e sidelines !lOurs of the injury, the body throu!hout tile whole game. sends the white blood cells to During the aw'!Y games begin the process of removing at SIU-Edwards ille and Ibe damaged tissue. Over Southern ndiaDa. Jones die next few days the healing tweaked her knee~ansrngher process is often visibly to be out for tile rest of tile evident, either by scabs or season. a1>ruising. Scar tissue is --'l\lllllldlllle:1llekie bl\ilding underneath the skin Nehls said, "Brooke has only wlJere the injury took place. gotten to play one full season, The area becomes stronger and that was her freshman as more and more scar tissue year. She hasn't been able builds up. About a month after to complete a season since tbC injury, the scar tissue will then because ofhei'1irill<;." It begin to go away; because the turns out tIlarfones has bad 'injured areais able II) function ber ACL, anterior cruciate by itself. . ligament, torn twice. according However, it may take to Nehls. The littlest twist even longer for the injury site the wrong way can re-injure to heal completely. In the case that part of her body, so what of Jones. having her ACL lorn exactly does the body do in the twice means that it is an even event of a sports injury? longer process, since severe. At the same time-a damage has already been person breaks a bone or tears done. As people may recall, a ligament, the body goes Jones didn't begin her 2005 to work in order to fix it. volleyball season until nearly According to the government October due to surgery. Web site for the National . With many Institute of Arthritis and injuries, one can apply the Musculoskeletal and Skill RICE system; Rest, Ice; Diseases. tile first thing that Compression, and Elevation. the body does is inflammation. For more information on sport! The body knows to do this injuries and how to treat them, since chemicals are released those interested can visit the immediately at the point of www.niams.nih.gov/hi/topics/ injury. The inlIammation is sports jnjuries/Sportslnjuries. caused by blood vessels around htm. the injured spot that dilate A Somber Sendoff for Volleyball BY AMANDA GRANDKE mandi.noe@gmail.com The UW-Parkside Women's Volleyball team had another disheartening week, hosting their last 'three matches of the home schedule, Starting on Tuesday, OCl. 17, the Rangers lost three consecutive games to their main rival, The Flyers of Lewis University. On Friday night, parents' night at UW-Parkside, the Rangers started off the match strong with a 30-24 game one win over the Bellarmine Knights. However, the Knights fought back against the Rangers and won the next three games to get the match victory. Saturday's match. versus the Northern Kentucky Norse went down much like Friday night. The first game the Rangers won 30-28, but the next three games were lost; however, [he.thi rd game offered an intense ending. "The Rangers were on game point five times, but tile ending score of 31-33 went in favor of the Norse, Although the Rangers garnered only losses, it was' a good week for personal goals. For Saturday's game, players Jennifer Abitz, Margot · DePaepe, Kristin Schmidt, and , Jacqui Brandenburg were all in double digit kills against the Norse. Assi-st leader Ashley Vycital ended her home career with 46 assists against Northern · Kentucky University, placing her third in all-time assists for UW-Parkside. Also, sophomore Ashley Bartz got to play in her first games of the season on Friday when the Bellarmine · Knights were visiting. After aU of this season's disappointments, Saturday's match was a sendoff tribute for 'all the settlor girls. The departing Rangers, Linda Mallwitz, Brooke Jones, Vycital, and Abitz, were honored prior to the match with the Norse. October 24, 200 CON IVUE indy P opels ·nto GLVC Final Four the ~tiulh emJ of th~ lidd. tb "'ind R, nger: ha u ubh.: defending 1-R Ila s \ di Kirh> a. h1.: -. r d lhe goal ol the l!atnc= at 0-I- follnweci b hi. ..L'! :in e c-iling or l ayers;· marked a.~socia e head , ach aso,i Zitz.ke at.Tording to the UWarhi thhj · Wi.:b .ilc-, "bu1 we need tc be, lul ·Ul!r. e 'VC tournament on Friday. Oct. ~7 at p.m. at llT-Edw· nl~'vi ll e. The Lewi~ ni v1.:rsity Flyers the, lll-Ed wardwille oug.m;, th oppn i1c gam . 1 c: fi nah. o tht:: GL VC toumfilllerll will e held LlIIW). L 29 al JU& lwa.rdwillc. eed SI p occer ournamen: Con s O t ve Worn L '\l.'.niillm ,11lh. ov/hJ/ropic-/ port · injuries/ p rt!>lnjurie~. SoDiber Sendoff for Voleyball october 24 2006 5 f. ONTIVUE FROM FRONT PAGE TheR9ngerNews JACK IS BACK You DON'T KNow JACK took first place. Xiong is a 22- year-old junior and an Accounting major at UW-Parkside. Rory "Griz" Wagner and Brian "The Rock" Theard won second and third place in the tournament, respectively. This was Xiong's first time ever playing in the school's tournament, but he was good enough to make it into the semi-finals. Since the semifinals involved the top eight student billiards players within the men's tournament, Xiong had to play, and hope to do. well, against the seven top competitors. Xiong ended up being the only semi-finalist to go undefeated, winning all seven games. "It felt good [to do well against my peers]. [ didn't come here to win. [just came to have some fun, but I think 1 did pretty good," Xiong said. Xiong never really. played pool until, about three years ago, his uncle bought a pool table. Xiong would then go to his uncle's house every now and then to have fun by shooting some pool. Xiong's interest in the game took off from there. Of White, Xiong said, "He's funny. [like that guy." Devin "Hammer" Rogers, a 19-year-old sophomore and competitor in the men's billiards tournament, said that Jack White "has the kind of sense of humor that, if you're not like him and you don't really get [his humor], then you might take it the wrong way_ But he is a genuine guy. He's an incredible pool player and a class act." The two winners of the tournaments, Xiong. and Lippold, each had to play a finals match against Jack White on Friday, October 13. Lippold played the pool shark at 10:30 a.m. and Xiong played him at II:OO a.m. Over 30 students and cornmurtity membess showed up to watch the morning's events. . About playing White, Lippold said, "I really don't care [what happens], because f know I'm gonna lose anyway." Despite their best efforts, neither Lippold nor Xiong could beat the professional. White awarded plaques to the top three players in each of the two tournaments. After the tournaments and the brief award ceremony, While decided to stick around a little longer to show everybody a few trick shots. He left shortly after 1:00 p,m. Giving advice to all the UW-Parkside students, White said, "The most important thing [you] can do [while at school] is get that piece of paper. You gotta get that piece of paper." White continued expressing the importance of students attaining their college diplomas. "The reason why you come to school here is so you get jobs when you get out," While said. The Atlanta, Ga. school system has told White that they consider him a great philosopher, since he gives such good advice to students.· White said, "When you see a [nice] truck going by, you can either clean it. drive it, or own it. That's why I suggest you get that . piece of paper." BY BRETT HOUDEK houdeOOO@uwp.edu Jack White, the "Clown Prince" of Pocket Billiards, has visited the UW-Parkside campus numerous times. White currently lives in California but was born in New York on March 9, 1931. His family has been in the billiard supply bus mess for more than 57 years. His dad was a professional billiards player and his uncle was a world champion at the game. He was first introduced to the game of pool at. the young age of eight. White immediately caught on to the game, and that s~l)le year a more experienced player challenged him to a pool match. White ended up beating his competition, winning 35 cents. When White returned home, his mom found out that he was gambling and she spanked him. However, when he carne home one night with $465,000 that he had won throughout the week, his mom said, "Now you're cooking. Now you're talking." Playing billiards and pool was White's only money maker. He never had to get a job. His pool playing got him on many TV shows, magazines, and newspapers throughout the world. White is still the only Billiards player to have played for a President of the United States in the White House. He was invited to the White House in the 1960s by Lyndon B. Johnson as a kind gesture of thanks for entertaining the military troops. White has authored several books on pocket billiards and trick shots. He has played in tournaments in the U.S. and in many foreign countries. The 75-year old professional has also been a billiards instructor for years. He has been in great demand at colleges and universities. White has received numerous honorary degrees, including Doctor of Poolology at the University of Notre Dame. Master of Billiard Science at the University of Alabama. a PH.D at Fort Hayes State Kansas College, Bachelor of Billiards at Utah State University, and a PH.D at the University of Georgia. The pool shark has also been popular among the military installations for over 30 years. He still appears at shopping malls and centers, promoting home pocket billiard tables. White's greatest honor was being invited to entertain returning POWs at the Memphis Naval Air Station Hospital in 1974. White still does two major lours each year, a spring tour and a fall tour. His fall 2006 tour ends in mid-to-late ovember. The popularity of the "clown prince" landed him meet-and- greets with many famous celebrities, including Tom Selleck, Ann-Margret. Fred Astaire, Vincent Price, Tony Danza. Brad Pitt, Cindy Crawford. Angelina lolie. the Harlem Globetrotters, Halle Berry. Muhammad Ali, and the Dalai Lama. White has also ridden in Air Force One. .White gives lessons by appomtmem. The lessons would cost each individual over $800. However, White now sells a DVD of himself teaching the game of pool. The DVD includes every session/lesson that he'd nonnallv teach an individual one-on-one, but it i... ani}' $10. While said that "everyone. honestly. should get a DVD. NOl only will you save over $800, but most of the money goes toward charity as well:' Jack White is currently 10 the middle of his fall tour, touring in 41 states and seven foreign countries. He just got back from touring South America. He won't know what hi, spring tour will consist of for another couple of weeks. Regarding the students he meets at UW-Parkside. White said. "I reallx like the students here a 101.-I really care abOut them:' He jokingly continued. "But don't tell them that. or else it'll blow my image:' Anyone wishing to keep in touch v Ith Jack White. or order a DVD, may write to Jack White. 5700 W. Wilson St. # 47. Banning. CA. 92220. • Wh~ No.rthwestern? We're Passl ' nate About Your Future In Natural Health Care! 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October 24 2006 The Ranger News ONTIVUE FROM FRONT PAGE You Do JACK IS BACK is a n- e ch bad to play a fi11cals m tch a aim,l J k 'Whit u11 Fnday. October t . ip kli played me pool hark ai I 0:30 a.m.. an Xiong played him ai 11 :00 _m, 01.·i: :m f \Vhlte Xiong _ait.l. ·%::' formy. I Hke that gu. '" Dt!vin ~Ha, ~r.. oge ·, tudent and community mern !'.h wed u to atch th monting'li evenLs. 11 , 9•)1ear-old oph Hl re and t mpctiwr jn th• men's billiards l umamcn ~uid th' t ac 'hit~ "Ir the ind of sense of hm rihat. ii yo 'l'e 1101 like him Ln you do 'l rcalh' ·1 [hl~ humor] , then you migl;L tak• i the wrong way. Rul he i ::.i gi.:uuin guy. He" an I credible pool pluyer illld u his ct." Thi.: lwo wim e of the u,u m. m ·111 · n and Lipp Id. orthwestern? ate Abo tYour Ca e! eat "Northwestern Sciences i nity i5 committed to being t e nation ·vers"ty o c o·ce in natural healt c re education No hwester features an excep ional curr· ulu , out ta ding facu ty, groundbr aki g rese n::h, and a wea th of clinic I traini g op O unu•'• Pl<r;i; our S e ts. in a 2501 Wes (9 Io N t es Selene 5 Un , CUPlJNCTUR • RIENTAL ME HEALTH Ai'1D WE LNESS. _ Marie Zeiger, DC, Presiden orthwestem ent I El ITY s 'T 0 J _ K 6 1'ItllI1Sin rem lSI~ f~~ about ~ ~ (l1ifaIIy lll\tio' ~em; w WiUW liefore l\li:l voters 1m~. lSjust batil and dl~on. which be tries to uw.et·ltp m bizan"e fashion. The essay seems to claim we need to take away civil rights to eventually gam civil rights; what a load of crap, This isju t VfSY' tbinIy dlsgulsed bigotly. By this logic, Mr. ~ tOtlkI ~e deIile4 b1licks and women their civil rights in the pait; ib eventu3lly give them a voice. This is complete nonsense. and if you are so charged up to deny rights to other people. be a good little fascist, and just say what you mean. As for everyone else. please do the:ius! and moral • tlting, vote NO. and keep hate out of WlSCOnsin's Constitution. -Richard Primuth History Major (Senlor1 The Ranget' New can provide a valuable'llpJlOl'ttmil)' for anyone who is interesllld' So, please contact us! Weare still hiring reporters, advertisement reps. photographers. among other positions Get involved with us! -Soohyun Kim. Graphic Design Manager UESTION OF THE SSUE WHAT SHOULD STUDENT ORGANIZATIONS DO TO INCREASE INVOLVEMENT? If they offered credits for duties." -Steven Kis, 23, Communication Major "Better Activities, but they need to have weight in them. Like, more informative. The need to be more informative, and have things with more interesting things to do. -Willie Caldwell, 20, Human Resources and Marketing Major "1 think that students don't really care to stay at school any longer than they have to, so they'll just, once their done with class, they want to leave. But, 1 guess, maybe, if they could advertise in the dorms that mightwork better." -Eric Mohr, Undecided "Probably, maybe hold more things over here, you know, cause 1 think that's only like once a year, right?" -Laura Joosse,20, Communication Major October 24, 2006 "Maybe like, you know the hall out there, the main one? 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We're located in Pleasant Prairie off Hwy. 50. Looking for outgoing personalities for our host counter position. Stop by for an application and return. Do you want to be a mentor? Are you 21 ? Do you have two free hours a week? Contact Abbie Huck at 656-8420 ext. 175. Aurora Medical Center volunteers invite you to join our hospital ....-."-__ -'--= ...._.-'-- -"-'-=:!l::c...J volunteer group. We greet patients Not Enough Hour In The Day by T.e.DeWitt and visitors, transport patients to their cars and much more. Call for more information - Peggy Crane 948-5605. Located at 10400 75" Street, Kenosha. HI. Irs Tl<E BEARD, RIGHT? THE GUYS AND I ARE 5EEING WHO CAN G« THELONGE5T WITHOUT SHAVING. . San Juan Diego Middle School, RacineWl, Volunteers needed. One day/eveningfweek. After school activities program, M- T- W 3:30 - 5 p.m. Mentoring Program M-T-W-T7 - 8:30 p.m. Dr. Pam Ray, Coordinator rayp@sjdms.org: Safe Haven of Racine, Inc. Charles the Hammer by Zac Keehan Relief Staff openings. Part time, r:===:J::=::::;----r-:....;-...:.;..:~~~~~r-'-----------rwe-esied.kee.nntd.ias,l, shhoelildtearysan-d 2t4ranhsri.tional living programs. Applications online at: www.safehavenofracine. org $7.50/$8.50 per bOUT.Flexible scbedule. I have to save the kitty hat before it's too late! Museums need you! Consider volunteering at the Kenosha Public Museum or the Dinosaur Discovery Museum! Have fun and meet people from around the world. Great experience. Call (262) 653-4139. f-Ti:::7>:::::i::::-------~-":""----------:-"":'':''''':'"-~~--~..JM-oienet usthefoWr tohreldwaetekPlayrksmideeetings of Parkside International Club {PIC) every Wednesday at 12:00 in Molinaro J09. For more information, contact President: komaJdhindsa@gmail.comorvice president: iakhalid@yahoo.com. FREE PIZZA! Flexible bours .. Make Some money while working part time at Nick-n- Willy's Pizza. 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Call 262-658-2222 (Kenosha) or 847-731-8360 (Zion, IL) Opening soon in Racine. Also looking for volunteers and interns. Need help witb German? Linguistics? English or Grammar? Tutoring offered. $7 per bour. Call 262.497.3302. For Rent Parkview Manor Apartments now accepting applications . Studio - $385 1 Bedroom - $485 2 Bedroom - $585 Air, heat, appliances, underground parking, balcony, on-site storage and laundry, park-likeseuing, quiet and secure, professional staff, on the busline. 2200 Washington Ave. Racine. Please call for a tour today' (262) 898-3953 Studio apartment, 6505 22"' Ave. Rear. Kenosha. Utilities and appliances included. $400 per month plus security deposit. Contact Belly 'at (414) 828-5024. Respectable, dependable, and easygoing roommate wanted to share spacious 2 bedroom apartment near GTe in downtown Racine. No pets or smoking. E-mail missmarltynbellcsyahoo.com for more 'information. Responsible roommate wanted to share large house. Northeast Kenosha. $400 per month deposit needed. Call Mary (262) 818-6818. For Sale Student Kaitl yn Ulmer's first poetry collection: Inklings. Available online at www. publishamerica.com. Price: $19.95. 2001 Chevrolet Monte Carlo SS V6 3.8 Liter All new tires and breaks. 25-28 mpg, great runner. Sharp looking - Must See! 103,000 miles $7,000 contact Kim @ 262-498-6072' or schwa023@·yahoo.com. RELIGIOUS LEADERS \-\\GI-I 5cl-\ooL YEAR Bool< PHOTOS JDelusions of grandeur W<J« from the lunatic fringe's Tony Kinnard resident nut-job .. "Je.svsChrist fo,vorite C!o,ss: Workshop Goo.i5: To,l<e over- -the tn,1I'\11y busi~ess Quote: "See yoo ext the reunion !" Buclelho, Nickho,me : . Bu,\, 'The AWo,\o(ehe<\One. f",ilori'e Son'j: Smells Li ke. Teen Spirit by NirVo,h", God! 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 37, issue 7 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Careers in Student Affairs Month Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Men's Soccer Page 6' 20000 """" BYMEGAN WHEELERSHUEMATE plmomm@yahoo.com The Memory Walk, which brought between 300 and 350 participants, came to UW-Parkside on Oct. 7. The Alzheimer's Association of Wisconsin and Uw-Parkside. work together to make the walk possible every year. The UW-Parkside walk was one of four that day throughout southeastern Wisconsin. At the walk, there were numerous stories of family members who were either affected by Alzheimer's or who had passed away from the disease. Helen Sakalowski supports the chapter through_donations in the memory of her father. Sakalowski said, "After my husband passed, ] prayed to God. He sent an angel and that angel helped push me to volunteer at Daybreak ... " Daybreak is a program for those affected with Alzheimer's or dementia. It is a way for loved ones to remain at borne instead of at a nursing home. Sakalowski's father "attended Daybreak three days a week, and 11 was a blessing [... ] it was a way to keep him in his own home," Five-time gold medal. winner Bonnie Blair also attended the event in memory of her mother. Two weeks after her mother's passing, she came to Uw-Parkside for the walk. "I have been coming to the walk for fOUT years now. My mother had dementia. She was diagnosed in 2002 and passed away two years ago." "1know the jus and outs don't only affect the patient. but the family members as well. Some patients can even cover up their symptoms, since .different parts of the brain are affected. like my' mother did," Blair said. The walkers hope the Memory Walk will help to stamp out Alzheimer's. Donations for the walk were given either individually or through businesses. The walk is a major funding source for the southeastern Wisconsin chapter of the Alzheimer's Association. Paulette Kissee, regional services manager, works in an office,located in Tallent Hall, for the Alzheimer's Association. "There are numerous opportunities for students to volunteer. Students can come to my office and fill out application forms whenever they have the time. They can also call m~ at 595-2387 for more information on ways to volunteer or for any information." Kirby Awarded " , October J 7, 2006 OGSOUT? PAGE 3 Careers in Student Affairs Month highest award any faculty or staff member can receive. On receiving the award, Dr. Kirby said thaI "anytime you receive an award where your peers feel that you have done work that is befitting to the institution, 1think it is a very humbling [and honorable] experience." Dr. Kirby's started her career teaching for about eight years elementary and middle school students with learn mg. emotional, and/or psychiatric disabjIities. She then left the field of teaching for a business position. from Student Activities, and Steve McLaughlin, the current vice chancellor for Student Services and the dean of students. Four days after the open bouse. the Career Center offered to help guide students toward perspective job opportunities. "The program focused on professional organizations, how to write a vita. getting involved, assistantships and much more." The last of the activities will be offered on Tuesday. October 24, where a Bagel Brochure Bash is scheduled to take place on the Union Bridge from 9-11 a.m, "This programs gives students an opportunity to browse through over 15 regional universities that offer Graduate programs in College Student Affairs." Kwiatkowski believes that those who attend all four activities will gain a wealth of knowledge. "I thiak the true benefit of the month will be for students to get a beuer understanding of aU the career possibilities that fall under Student Affairs. Student Affairs offers positions in Student Activities. Residence Life. Intramural. career counseling. academic advising. Student Support Services. international programs. multicultural student affairs. and the list goes on and on. 11'e field offers a variet"· of career paths. and the amount of Job available IS quite endle ....... Generally. students enJOY their experience ...and the individual thcv meet while thev are at ...ch~)I. and Ihi~ month gives them an opportunity to learn more about these influential profe ...sional-. ,. UNIVERSITY FUND Page 10 BY BRETT HOUDEK houdeOOO@uwp.edu Dr. Renee" Sartin Kirby, UW-Parkside's coordinator of Disability Services. received the Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award this year. This award is presented each year to a faculty or staff member who has a record of ex.ceptional service within the university. She was nominated by her peers in the spring of . 2006. Chancellor John Keaung presented the award to Dr. Kirby during a ceremony on Aug: 31. This particular award IS the BY ROBERT ROSATI robertrosatl Obotmail.corn Careers in Student Affairs Month was bracketed for the month of October by Student Activities. Tony Kwiatowski organized four different activities on campus aimed toward making information available to students interested in pursuing careers in student affairs. This year is the first that Careers in Student Affairs month will be implemented here on campus according to Kwiatowski. "I consulted many professionals across the campus to gel their input on what they thought would work. The fine professionals at the Career Center were very instrumental in the planning process as was the Director of "Student Life;' he said Once be received feedback, Kwiatowski carefully selected the four 'activities that were to be held on campus. A Panel Discussion was held Oct. 9 "thatullcwed students the opportunity to ask a variety of Student Affairs professionals questions about their career tracks and some of the positive and negative aspects of their jobs." An open house was held in Main Place on Oct. 12, which gave students the opportunity to speak to representatives from various departments in Student Affairs who work on campus about the job industries in which they work. Among those available for students to talk to were Tina Wagster- Plamier from the Advising Center. Michelina Young from the Counseling Center. Mary Xiong from the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs. Shauna Hodges from Residence Life. Amber Engle from Alumni Relation s, Stephanie Sirvataka-Marshall he became a consultant for a management convuhing company. However ....he suid me job involved 100 much traveling, Dr. Kirby switched ge ..t.n. again and applied for a po,ilil?" at UW-Parbide. The umvcrvtty was looking for a coordinator 01 Disability Services. which was a new ~siuon at the time There were only 1')0 students on the campu ...who had disabilities at thar ume. AOOUI 75 of those studenL....ho\\c\ er. had learmng di"b'lines. uWparkside was lookmg fnr someone who had a backpround in learning disabilities. Dr. CONTINUE page 3 "Come get tha. t good copy.T" Men occer P e6 y Awarded 8 RRE1TH DEK hour.ieO(l( J@u, p.~d u 1 Co11ze get that good copy! V R 'ITY D age I Career Affai t he r I , 006 n j 900 Wood Road Kenosha. WI 53141 Phone:(262)595.2287 Fax: (262) 595-2295 Ads: uwp_ods@yahoo.com Website: rangernews@uwp.edu Editor-in-Chief Andrew C. We~brook WeslbOO/@uwp.edu Design Manager Soohyun Kim Kim00009@uwp.edu Business Manager Porminder SinGh SinghOOOO@uwp.euu Advertising Manciger ~ Henry D. Gaskins GaskiOOO@uwp.edu News Poge Editor Koitlyn Ulmer eopoe666@Yohoo.com Sports Page Edit"r Tyrone POylon POylo004@uwp.edu Arfs and Cuiture Page Editor D. While White041@uwp.edu Photo Manager Don Torkilsen dlorkO/@yohoo.com Illustrator Brihany Farina ortzyonimegirl@ool.com Design Assistant Erica Knutsen knu~008@uwp.edu StaH Reperte" Robert RosoH RosoIOO!@uwp.edu Bre" Houdek DopeyOl@wi.rr.com Jon; Denecki Sffimil33@uwp.edu lennifer PinIer pinle006@uwp.edu TIno S~ouss slrouOl/@uwp.edu (ossondro Wheeler wheeI019@uwp.edu Cartoonists - Tony Kinnard dork~or 13_ 200 l@yohoo.com Zochory Keehon Keeho003@uwp.edu Copy Editors Advisor . Aaron Fanning zodio~hodoW@holmo;l.com Kotie Zimpel timpe001@uwp.edu . TJ Hysell Hysel001@uwp.edu lud.h logsdon logsdon@uwp.edu. Mission Statement The Ranger News strives to inlorm, educate, and engage the UW-furkside cammunity publishing well-written, accurate student [ournolisrn on . a basis. The Ranger News has meetings every Monday at noon. All Students and faculty ofUw-Parksidc are welcome. Please feel free to attend. Have any comments. concerns, questions. or Story ideas? Please e-mail us at: rangemews@uwp.edu . We are located at WyllieD139C Each person may take one newspaper per issue date. Extra newspapers cart be purchased for $1 apiece. Newspapers can be taken on a first come, first serve basis, meaning thai once they are gone, they are gone. We work. on the honor system, but violators will be prosecuted ffi for theft. Faculty members and students organizations who wish to use The Ranger News • in classrooms should consult the ASSOOA1'm editor-In-chief to reserve however COUIGIoQl many free copies they wish to use. 11II55 The Ranger News GS TO DO WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 18,2006 11:00 8:00 MICHELLE TOBI#ol6: MARGARET LEININGER Arts 00 1:00 , INTERNATIONAL FRIENDSHIP HOUR 12:00 l:00 NOON CONCERT: MARK EICHNER, TRUMPET Union Cinema 12:00 PM-l :00 PM RAINBOW ALLIANCE AMENDMENT DISCUSSION Main Place 4:00 PM-8:00 PM WIPZ PATIO CONCERT Outside Unton 9:00 PM-11:00 PM FOREIGN FILM: 'PARADISE Now' Union Cinema THURSDAY, OCTOBER 19,2006 11:00 AM-5:00 PM ART. EXHIBITION: MICHELLE TOBIA Be MARGARET LEININGER Com. Arts Gallery 12:00 PM-l:00 PM CENTER FOR INTERNATIONAL STUDIES STUDY ABROAD INFO, SESSiON Tallent Hall 180 4:00 PM-6:00 PM MEN'S SOCCER VS. UPPER IOWA Wood Road Field 6:30 PM-7:30 PM THEATRE GALA CELEBRATION: 'PRIDE AND PREDJUDICE' HOUR Communication Main Theater 7:00 PM-11:00 PM JNl"'~~IPJIIIRI!QWM "",, .. _~ The Den 7:00 PM-9:00 PM 'GREGOR MENDEL: PLANTING THE SEEDS OF GENETICS' WITH GREG MAYER Ubrary Overiook 2nd 30 9:45 PM UW"PAR,KSIDE COMMUNITV BAND REHEARSAL Arts 0-118 7:30 PM-10:30 PM THEATRE GALA CELEBRATION: 'PRIDE AND PRE.JUDICE' SHOW Communication Arts Main Theater FRIDAY, OCTOBER 20, 2006 9:00 4:00 WORKSHOP: HELPING DYING PEOPLE ATTAIN DIGNITY 81: PEACE Mt. Pleasant Lutheran Church 10:00 AM-12:30 PM PA.RKSIOE THEATRE PRESENTS 'PRIDE 8c PREJUDICE' 3:30 PM-5:00 PM GENDER, RACE, AND CLASS BOOK CLUB-: THE SPARROW Union 207 7:00 PM-8:30 PM VOLLEYBALL VS., BELLARMINE UNIVERSITY De Simone Gymnasium, SAC - 7:30 PM-l0:00 PM PARKSIDE THEATRE PRESENTS IPRIDE &: PREJUDICE' Com. Arts HEA {TBA} 8:00 PM-9:00 PM FALL FEST: FREDERICK WINTERS, HYPNOTIST Union Square SATURDAY, 9CTOBER 21, 2006 10:00 AM-l:00 PM FALL FEST: FUN FA.IR Union Square 1:00 PM-2:30 PM VOLLEYBALL vs. NORTHERN KENTUCKY De strnone Gymnasium, SAC 2:00 PM-6:00 PM FALL FEST: DODGEBALL TOURNAMENT SAC 6:00 PM-9:00 PM FALL FEST: CASINO NIGHT Union Square 7:30 PM-l0:00 PM THEATRE 'PRIDE 8c PREJUDICE' Com. Arts Theatre HEA {TBA} 9:00 PM-11:00 PM . FALL FEST: PAT MCCURDY Be BONFIRE Union Square October 17, 200 P LICE BLOTTER 10105/0606-614 Medical Assistance. Greenquist Hall. 8:30am. A professor called and reported a student appeared lethargic and struck head on a counter top. Officer on scene, student appears in daze. Medical Units on scene, student transported to Kenosha Hospital. All Units cleared. 10/05/0606-615 . Theft - All Other. SAC Lot. 3:52pm. Officer observed Stop Sign at SAC Lot Exit had been taken. Officer cleared. 10/06/0606-616 Theft - From Building. Ranger Hall. I:47prn. Complainant reported the theft of cash from the Residence Life Office. Officertakes report, Officer cleared. 10/06/0606-617 Alarm - Fire. PHY ED BLDG. 8:29pm. Caller reported a kid had pulled the Pull-Station. Officer on scene, no fire or smoke. Alarm reset, Officer cleared. 10/06/0606-618 Traffic Violation. 4)00 Block of CTH E. citation issued to Milan Zivanovic for Disorderly Conduct. Officers cleared. 10108/0606-619 Traffic Violation, University Apartment. II :36pm. Citation issued to Keyauna J lrby for Driving on Sidewalk. Officers cleared. 10/09/0606-620 Alarm - Fire. Molinaro Hall. 5:46pm. UWPPD Alarm Panel activated. Officer responded, No firelNo smoke. Alarm panel re-set. Officers cleared. 10109/0606-621 Theft- From Building. University Apartments. 9:20pm. Complainant reports theft of wallet. Officer takes report. Officers cleared. 10/10/0606-622 Disorderly Conduct. RangerHall. 1:39am. Officer respond to Heated discussion in process. One verbal warning issued. Officers cleared. IO/LO/0606- 623 Agency Assist. Pike River Woods. 1O:45am. Complainant reports smoke coming from the Pike River Woods area. Officers respond, 4 subjects were issued citations by DNR warden for Snagging Fish. Officers cleared. 1O/1lI0606-624 Fire Drill. Cbild Care Center. 8:51am. Officer conducted Fire Drill per request CCC staff. All evacuated safely, no problems noted. Alarm reset, Officer cleared . 10/11/0606-625 Fire Drill. Greenquist Hall. 12:43pm. Officer conducted Fire Drill per request Safety Officer. All levels evacuated safely, no problems noted. Alarm reset, Officer cleared. 10/11/0606-626 Theft - From Building. University Apartments. 8:09pm. Complainant reported electronic items being stolen. Officer takes report, Officers cleared. 10/10/0606-627 Other UWS ) 8 Violation. Ranger Hall. 8: 15pm. Citation issued for Skateboards, Rollers etc. - On UW Lands. Officer cleared. 10/12/0606-628 Liquor Law Violation. University Apartments. 5: 06pm. Citation issued for Underage Drinking/Consume. Officers cleared . 10112/0606-629 Traffic Violation. Outer Loop Road @ CTH JR. 9:30pm. Citation issued to Jessica L Evans for Fail/Stop at Sign. Officers cleared. . LO/12/0606-630 Traffic Violation. 4500 Block of CTH E. 9:32pm. Citation issued to Shawn A Kelly for Speeding. Officer cleared. 10/12/0606-63 J Traffic Violation. RSDC Lot, 4056 12th St. 9:40pm. Citations issued to Joshua J Wiinamaki for Operating While Intoxicated and Deposit of Human Waste on UW-Lands. Wiinamaki transported to Kenosha Public Safety Building "Jail". 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It's been a while since we've had a Letter from tbe '. not something that Iplan on doing on a regular basis, but there are that Iwant to say. There have been some shake-ups in The Ranger as of late, and we decided that if these things had happened in any _tioitI_ZIIli'on, we would have reported On them, so it would be unethical of publish our own internal affairs in the same way. aoyone who regularly takes the time to read our staff list on page y have noticed my promotion to editor-in-chief after the second issue. Yo Christina Fanning, who had been editor-in-chief, was not eligible to a student organization executive board. Our executive board met and that we would create the position of managing editor, which we then to Christina during that meeting. After a week or two, the point was made during our executive board that we may have done something unethical in that action. According ~ Ranger News' constitution, we should have an editor-in-chief, executive . ~ graphic design manager. business manager, and advertising manager. Our board felt that the position of managing editor. a non-exec board position. essentially be laking tbe place of the executive editor pcsition. We decided t.bis was unethical of us on two counts. First, we would be effectively iug anexecutive board position for which we could potentially have . ed, eligible candidates. Second, we had created a position, managing editor, not offered it to the rest of the staff; we had just created it and offered it to ristina Without announcing the position to our staff and accepting applications r it Because of this, the four of us left on the exec board decided to close managing editor position and announce that we would be taking applications an executive editor, who would complete the five-member executive board our constitution demands. Christina wanted to emphasize to the staff that would still be there for the organization. Sbe said that she was sad with change of 'Position and the situation but proud of The Ranger News for ngthening the organization through the most important article, the constitution. We may not fill the position (We won't !ill the position if we cannot find right applicant.), but we deemed it necessary to try. As an executive board, we e an error in judgment, and Ipersonally regret the way we went about things. Honestly, this isn't a letter Ireally wanted to write. However, if The ger News is to be trusted as a source of news and information, we have to be Ie to report on ourselves as we would report on anyone else. Also, we feel that e need to be fair and ethical in our hiring process. On that point, I want to use is forum to let the student body know that we are hiring right now, as always. In ovember, we will be nominating candidates and voting for a new editor-in-chief. I(if! don't fail any of my classes) will be graduating in December. I want to assureeveryone that I will still do my best to serve The Ranger News, as 1 have orthe last year and a half. That's about all J bave to say. I hope that this will be the last letter that I vrite this semester, both because I feel thai The Ranger News has more important eas On which 1 can spend my time and because [ doubt that any of you really. "antto hear from me on a weekly basis. So. with that in mind, thanks for reading, d here's hoping there no next time. DR. KIRBY CONTI NUE Kirby was hired for the job on October 21, 1991. At the lime, Dr. Kirby was finishing her Master's degree. SInce she is a firm believer in lifelong learning, she decided to continue her 'education. She went on to earn her Ph. D., with an emphasis In curriculum and instruction. Thinking about her career choice, Dr. Kirby said, "1 still get up in the morning and love coming to this job." Dr. Kirby always hears questiODsJrom students about which jobs or career paths will allow them to make the most money. "People make a living by doing what they love and what they're good at," she said. . Dr. Kirby wanted to give the student body at UW·Parkside some advice: "Find your niche; find out what it is that you're good at doing; find out your passion and what you love to do." She added. ':If you learn to think outside the box, It will really translate into a career, one that'll help [you] make a living." WHO LET THE BY AMANDA GRANDKE mandLnoe@gmaU.com Going for a nice jog on the track at school, tbe last thing that you expect to see is a dog. The Ranger News office received a call from community member Tom Struma this week, claiming that he often sees unleashed dogs on the track creating a disturbance for runners. Officer Bergendahl of the Parkside Police said, "According to UWS Chapter J 8.06 (5) a pet, be it a dog or a cat, needs to be on a leash while on campus premises. ff found in violation, the pet can be impounded and the owner fined." He also said that in the ten years that be bas been at UW-Parkside he has "never had to write a ticket [for unleasbed pets]." He added, "II is very common to see unleashed dogs by the soccer field and also on the disc golf course." In these situations, he informs the people that their dog does need to be on a leash, Bergendahl couldn't answer whether there are any different rules for the premises by the Student Activities Center. JR Reed. director of the Student Activities Center, said said that he didn't know if there were any signs posted near the soccer fields Or the cross country field stating that no dogs were allowed Bergendahl said that there is a law that a person has 24 hours to clean up after bis or her pet, but no one enforces that policy since no one really "polices" the track. Reed said that athletic teams have to practice where people 'are walking their dog!'>. and it's not appealing to have to play where dogs have not been cleaned up after. Strama could nOI be reached for additional comments, CORRECTIONS In "Keating on University Funding" from the October 10 edition of The Ranger News, tbe following errors were made: The cut taken from Uw-Parkside was $880,000, nor $75 million. Chancellor John Keating oversees the director of admissions. and Rebecca Martin oversees the head of the Advising department. The donation to UW-Parkside toward the expansion of the Communication Am buildmg is for 10 percent, nOI 80 percent. and the donor will be announced Oct. 9. but not at the Adventures of Lifelong Learning meeting. c••cEarl" Slay Laic an(,[,',-',1' lick WIll Friday, 3-7pm Union Patio FREE BaIlIe lillie" Check out the great music! Each band wili playa tnbute to UW·Parl<slde, so come and vote for your favorite. Climb the rock wall and eat a picmc dinner on the Union Patio as you listen to bands battle. Rain Site Union Square Friday, 3-8pm Union Patio FREE cancec EIIer1IiIcr lillie Jar ZIIC· IIypIItist rrcllcrick WillerS I LOVE to "swing my watch for a good nme. OK. I dont actualiy use a walch but I sure have fun hypnotizing people and you wili have fun watc/lu'9' WInters is an annual favorite and has been selected as the 2006 Campus Entertainer of the Year. Don't miss this hypnotizing and funny showl Friday, 8-9pm Union Square FREE hr....... Free refreshments. Friday, 9pm·Midnight The Den FREE PllIIIck1ds First 100 people free and every mocktail there after only $1.00. we_.secrets"'.-- 3 D~ . K IRBY UE irby ww, hircJ <")T tJ1 jnb ln Octo ~r '.!I, Lhe time. Wu limshin h r faster'· cg •. ill C. he j,., nm, hehe,, ·r li fel rmg I · 1min}!., ,he d tit.k J to onlioue h ·r · dui: ti n. She wi:nl 011 l I e;:irn t\tr D .• :in c.rnphai.' · in CUJTiculum and im,rrucli n. Thinking bout her Ctl.fter choiL:e, Dr. Kirby i.a.1d. ··1 ~till fl't up in tl1e mumin~ , nd ave corniag m ' b:· K,rh1 alwa) ~ hi:! (,[u~-..;tion from .-tL1denl!> abom jub:s ca.rcer path!> \i ill al low mak.i: lbt.: mo t n nc~. ··Pcuple m e I lh·in h~ Jnin!:! wha,t Lllcy lmc. nd \\I al the)- :n: gt, J t," hi:~. td • Kirhf wan!c-d 10 g.i ·i: the .·rudent ut \\-l¾ · urne ad\·ice: ~Fin ur ni tie: iind oul \dnrl 1\ i<. thal you· re gOl'id al doing~ find out )OUr pas,;icm and \\ hat yo I do... : lf vou killil LO thin!.. vnt ide 1h bn:,-,., 11 ~ill w, lh' nslate rnto a career, ~c that' ll heip you Ii\ in£:." LETT E Early. lay Late I Octo,l2 IJ Fri RE Friday, RT 4 October 17, 2 The ~ ~~ ~L..- ---''--..:...;J; "machismo" . Professor James Kincheo said in 2006 that it is easier for men to be sensitive, admit their fears, and honor their women. "If Idid not listen to my wife, Iwould miss out on opinions of someone who is a bright woman." The panel agreed that the stereotype of machismo has changed over the years. Kinchen said today, women have ample opportunities to work outside of the home. Theron Snell, an advisor, said he felt he was an odd person to be on the panel talking about machismo and said he was not sure if he can display it. "Relationships are becoming a two-way street," he said. Machismo creates a perception of superiority of the male and belittlement of the female sometimes leading to domestic violence. Machismo also emphasizes that males are the sole provider of family and the female is the caretaker of family. Nydia Adames-Petty, an Academic Advisor, said she grew up understanding machismo, but it was not present in her family. She said machismo becomes an issue when it involves domestic abuse. HAre you strong enough to challenge what you are taught, she said?" Professor Zaibert provided an example about the characteristics of machismo. H said in a boxing match, when someone is losing and will not give up and continues to displa honor, that is machismo. Kinchen said he agrees there is a line between what we can do in our privacy and actions with our family. "I most admire men who are just themselves all of the time," be said. President of Latinos Unidos, Yazmin Romero en the panel discussion event by saying the purpose was to educate about machismo and evaluate if it has or has not changed throughout the years. .,......... ...bcIIs . ROCkYVall a.- of Ole eendt SiIIe Sleepover Chedc.ln PiCnic on the Petio Women', VCkybtII \1$, Bela'nin. Frod.rIok Wlnttts ~ 307Pfl\ 30epcn 3-4:30pm 4-7pm 5pnl- Wpm 9pm.~ Union Pallo Unlonhtlo RsngerHell Union f>alio SpMI & ActiVity C.nter Gym Unton~. TheOen BYD. WHITE WHITE041@UWP.EDU A panel consisting of ow- Parkside professors, advisors, and coordinators gathered to discuss machismo in the Union Square on Oct. 11. Panel members were James Kinchen, Leonardo Zaibert, Theron Snell, Nydia Adames-Petry, Consuelo Clemens, Mary Louise Edwards, and Brandon Clark. The program was entitled The Good and Evil of Machismo and was sponsored by Latinos Unidos and the Office of Student Multicultural Affairs. Machismo describes as an exaggerated feeling of masculinity. Machismo is derived form the Spanish word "macho" and has a strong presence in the Hispanic culture. In Spain Macho can mean "bravery", which adds some positives to connotation of the word ......... Z CartOClll Morning flln Fetr with Dav. Rlldolf & Ken Scdl;t Cel'llflU$ ~re ~20% discount on seleel items AnG*ty Nature Trail Hike 880 Lunch Q'''' S1ep & Stroll Elltlillition Women's VOIeybeil 'IS, Nortlem Kentucly Foreign FIlm-P4nldlse Now The "'eglc of M8lJWlUI. Dodgeball ToumllY Dinner Th.. tr.. ~" p~ (~G 7 3Opm) CIWIOMfIll Pat McCurdy & Bonfire 9-t1am tOllm·2pm 10am·2pm 11ern-;lpm 1tam&2pm tta,.1pm Noon 1pm tpm t.2pm 3-8pm 815pm 6-9pm 9-t030pm TheDe" Union Squa'eJP1tio Wyllie Hall CART Art Gallery Union Square Cafe Union Cinema . 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Delivery hours Mon Sat 4pm-9: 0 Sun 1 am-9:30PM Dining room hours Moo-Sat Jm-lOpm Sun 1 lam- 0pm Fri& t erving fo d in bar until Midnight SMALL &LARGE BA lJl4 -Parbld Wood Rd. Bnr :SB * H .E ' • 2 DARTBOARDS ,, \ · 4POOL 1 BIES FOOSEB L TABLE DA CE FLOOR \\~\ I." ... ,\ ... y. '\ , 6 The Ranger News October 17, 2006 Men's Soccer Ties Twice on Road , BY JENNIFER PINTER pirite006@uwp.edu The Men's Soccer team went on the road to Missouri this weekend to take on the Drury Panthers and the Rockhurst Hawks. Both games ended ill..fies with only one point being scored by the Rangers. Friday, Oct. 13, the Rangers played Drury to a I-I final. Bojan Jovicic scored the tying goal, 7 minutes (46:40) after Drury scored, receiving the assist from Greg Walasek. The following game at Rockhurst on Sunday, Oct. 15, ended with the similar result, having a score of 0-0. The Hawks had five shots on goal, out-shooting the Rangers who had four. Over the weekend road trip, goalie Jamie Lieberman added 220 minutes of time with only one goal against him. The UW- . Parkside Men's Soccer team is now 11-2-3 overall and 8-2-3 in the conference. As a result of this weekend's ties, the team dropped to the third seed heading into the Great Lakes Valley Conference tournament. The Rangers will host sixth seed Missouri-Rolla in the quarterfinals, Sunday, Oct. 22, at noon at Wood Road Field. The team defeated Rolla 3-0 during the regular season in a road' win. Before the tournament begins, there will be a game against the Peacock, of Upper Iowa at home; however, the game is scheduled . to be at Carthage College at 7:30 p.m. this Thursday, Oct. J9, instead of at Wood Road Field. . '.",'1- Rangers Who Run Together, Win Together: Women's XC Claims First Place Again and Again BY TYRONE PAYTON payto004@uwp.edu Fulton. "It is so much easier to run with someone, It's fun too! We get to talk. and encourage each other throughout the race." The method of running in a pack has been routinely involved in the training for these women, By running in a' pack, the women can focus on their own goals, but it becomes evident that almost all the teammates are on the same level. "It was a good indication to each of the four team members that raced together of just bow strong they are right now and how close in11bility they are at this point," said DeWitt about his top four tumters. "That is a good cooIi~ booster as we narrow mOll the~p season comm up" "E the-tlOn nng m of leamare At Waverly, Iowa, the Ranger Women set a milestone for Women's Cross Country _ on Saturday, Oct. 7, at the Warthurg Invitational by having four members best the school's previous record of 14:58. . With Naomi Fulton . finishing third place in the 4K course at 14:33, she was quickly followed up by her teammates Jill Wink.ler, Jessica Lamp, and \'alerie Kelly with posted times ~ J4:35, 14:38, and 14:39-, ctively. According to the -Parkside Athletics Web . ite, these times trumped the previous UW·Parkside record t the Wartborg Invitational of 4:58 set bt helle Boldon in a team as we do in practice, we can directly apply it in our meets, Seeing the results of the work we do at practice is rewarding. I think our strongest asset is that we work well as a team," Bringing their team. momentum and No.5 NCAA Division II ranking back to the Wayne E. Dannehl National Cross Country Course at UWParkside, the Rangers showed their home pride by winning the UW-Parkside Invitational on Saturday afternoon, Oct. 14. Posting a team score of 25, in which 15 is the best score a team can achieve, UW-l'arkside outran the nearest Division IIranked ~t in No. 14 NOI1herq mctligan with .. score of 42, and sub§I'll~y Div' ion I COI~NOl'lIRlrlI II.IinOis; Who Db finish line were unattached, but the Ranger women then charged to the front to secure the first four collegiate spots. Fultdn headed up the pack, clocking in at 18:20, followed by Kelly, Winkler, and Lamp at 18:23, 18:27, and 18:30, respectively. Coming in fifth for the Rangers and 19" overall for the race at 19:54 was freslunan Jessica Enderly, who accounted for the Jastteam point for UWParkside. The next stop for the Rangers is in Illinois as the Great Lakes Valley Conference meet is set for 11:00 a.m. on Saturday, Oct. 21, at sm· Edwardsville. UW·Parkside· won't host again until the . NCAA regional meet scheduled for Saturday, Nov. 4, at 11:15 a.m, 6 Jhe Ranger News October 17, 2006 Men's Soccer Ties Twice o Road l{ PINTER ut m lhc road to M" oun thi wcd,.cnd Lo lake on lhc rlll)' PanLhen. and th e R ·lhun.t Haw · . Both gam ended in Lie "11.h only one piJi nt being rnrcd b lhc Rungcrs. Friday. Oct 13. th Rangers playetl rury to a 1- l inal. Bo·an Jo\•icic 5eoreJ he 1yi g £ll,tl, 7 Llll11Ul! : 0 after D :...rn~d , rec1.:i.ving thi: assi t rum Gn:,g I• se The fo lJ ~ ing ~amc at Rockh N nn Sunilily, Oct. 15. enJed ,,,.ilh 1.he in1iJur rcsllll, ha\'ing a c(m.:: of0-0. The Hawks had ln·e. hots on goal, ut-shoot..iog h Rang •ho had our U11e1 1..he Wtxkcm.l ad ip, goali~ fami e Liebennan dda.l 220 111lnuu:: u(Gmc wfth on! nc goal ugainsl h1m_ Th"' u-.. - Parkside Men• S ccr le~m i, now 11-2- o 'C II nd 8-~-3 in I.he confori:ncc. ~ re .uh of Lhi. week1.:nd's lie~. lhc t ~ m dropped 1u thr.: t hrrd .- :J heading imu lht: Great Lakes Valley onfen:t1cc toumamenL The R.1111g . \\oi 11 hu~t ,;;ixlh. seed Mi imuri-Rolla in the uarterfinal • unda . Oc1.. :?~. at noon al ooJ Roa<l ,h::ld. The ream defo-ated Rolla ~ -U dunug the regular ·ea,;,on in a ruad win. Bt'.fore th loumamcnl bcgirn;, ln re will be a g:mu.:. again~ t the Peat:cx: ~ ur Upper lowa al hnme~ howc, i:r. Lhc gam is -ht:dul~d to be al arthage Colli!g.: at 7:30 p.m. this u_rsda). Oct. I . m tend of t 'ood RoaJ tr.:l • Rangers Who Run Together, Win Together: Women's XC Claims First Place Aga·n and Again BY TYRONE PAYTON p yto004@uwp.edu Al Wavr.:rly, Iowa. lhc Ranger Women set a milestone for Womc:n's Cro , Country on Sarnn.iay. Oct. 7. tu !.he W bur• Invitational by having four m inbt:~ t lh hool' i a esome;· ai Lamp. Fulton. "Tl i be learn J l k~ps getting ~u:on ger, Tl t • s.t !ht: lop four o u cilhc:r. 1e whol team jm,1 keep· impmvtn , and t.h:a1 is ju,;t the refkc1ion of having a great coach I ike we du." Coach Mike De ~n ·a.id hi forrncr rurm r Bo ou that. "f he] i. one of the kty r :;m ns lhi.:~c women ure running ~o L:IL h.: '-l!l g~...11 . , mple lhal thi rour is to.ll owin rig t much nsie-r to a tcmn we o in p lice. t: can dire tly aflp y if io o r 1 ts. Seeing the re~ul o · th work we du t prncticc i!i ITW rdtng. f lhin 01..lf sl!ronge!'.t asset i. that we w rl.. ' II as a · ., >"'" " " " .. \ \ ,,.. , , ... ,,\ \ ,,. \ , , " october 17, 2006 The Ranger News 7 The Troj~nRoundtable Highlight ·Women's Soccer Stumbles Heading into Playoffs Drug Administration on June 8, Gardasil was approved for the. public, according to the FDA's Government Web site. The magnitude of having Gardasil available is especially directed at females. "Women bear the biggest burden of STDs " said Dr. Drew. "You oe~ cervical cancer; you g~t the pelvic inflammatory diseases; you get the life-threatenine conditions." 0 Dr Drew added, "In my career. that is the biggest headline. I've been practicing medicine for 20 years, and here is a vaccine that will eliminate a major source of mortality in your age group. Cervical cancer kills young women." The number of females who could be affected in their lifetimes is substantially high. "80 percent of women have HPV by the age of 50, and most of it goes away on its own:' said Dr. Drew. 'The more serious viruses are covered by this vaccine. The question is could you bave one of the other ones 7" It was brought to the roundtable's attention from Dr. Drew that the focus of administering this new vaccine is on twelve-year-olds. "That's the age of optimum immunogenic response; they can have a lifelong response;' said Dr. Drew, and he later added, "It's a pure medical decision based on the immunogenic response to the vaccine." The most important subject that I had little information on when I arrived for this discussion was HPV and the creation of Gardasil. Dr Drew urged every female, "Get your Gardasil HPV vaccine. please," and asked of everyone, "Are your vaccines up to date?" BY JJ MULREADY dapokerplayerI3@yahoo.com The UW-Parkside Women's Soccer tec:m wound up on the losing side of a pair of one-goal games last weekend. The first loss occurred in overtime against the Drury Panthers on Friday. Oct. 13. The home learn Panthers scored the first goal of the game late in the first half at 43:49 taking into halftime a 1-0 lead. The Rangers answered back with two goals in the second half at 68:32 and 72:06 to take the lead. However. the Panthers scored at 82: 16, tying the game and sending it to overtime. Drury didn't waste a minute in overtime to reclaim the game: scoring a goal 15 seconds in and notching the win. The second game of the weekend was on Sunday, Oct. IS, in Kansas City. Mo., against the Rockhurst Hawks. The Hawks scored at 61:29 in the second half to give them a 1-0 lead. the only lead they would need. Rockhurst prevailed to win while putting seven shots on goal compared to the Rangers three ShOlS on goal. The Rangers, now with an 84- I record in the Great Lakes Valley Conference and a 10-5-1 overall record, were playing for victories in hopes of claiming a high seed for the upcoming GLVC tournament. Instead, when the tournament starts on the weekend of Oct: 21-22. the Rangers will be the sixth seed, and they will have to play on the road against the third seed Cougars of STU-Edwardsville. The previous regular season contest between the Rangers and Cougars ended in a 0-0 tie nearly a month ago, on Sept. 15. BY TYRONE PAYTON Email: payto004@uwp.edu Word Count: 582 In the wake of the Trojan Sexual Health Report Card, a survey of 100 public and private schools on how well informed the' universities of this <nation are on safer sex and prevention of sexually transmitted infections, I, along with 10 other studenrsfrom across the U.S .. were invited to participate in a roundtable discussion of sexual health awareness by Trojan on oct. 6 In an effort to reach out to -universities to establish better sexual health awareness. Trojan brought in the credited Dr. Drew Pinske, of MTV's "Loveline" fame and alumnus of the University of Southern California, to host the discussion. He engaged us all in a variety of topics ranging from availability of condoms on campus, sexual health awareness information open to students, the application of a sex column in student newspapers, the dangers of anal sex, the proper use of condoms, and the importance of HPV know ledge. Here at UW-Parkside, the Student Health & Counseling Center provides condoms for a relatively cheap price to students as well as sexual health information and my submission of this article' is a prototype for health awareness through the student newspaper. As _foranal sex and the dangers that follow, Dr. Drew warned of the damage that can occur through anal sex. The tearing and anal fissures that can result have an enormous affect on health as a person grows older and becomes incontinent with bowel movements or even just has trouble maintaining the weakened body cavity. . For condom use, roughJy one third of the time is a condom used during sexual intercourse amongst couples. When it comes to using condoms during oral sex toward males. Dr. Drew cited from a recent survey of sexually active couples that was done and said the number was, "zero percent." In the significance of understanding HPV, or human papillomavirus, which can cause - . cervical cancer. precancerous genital lesions, and genital warts, we discussed the breakthrough of the Gardasil HPV vaccine. In a press release from the Food and Photo from CHICAGOnOlAN ROUNDTAIlL.Epage on www.facebook.com Stop Renting ... BY TYRONE PA"fI'o paytoOO4@uwp.edu In recognition of health awareness, the month of October is dedicated to breast cancer awareness. With pink ribbons being the flag of support for breast cancer awareness and recently adopted pink baseball caps being seen worn throughout Wisconsin in support of the Deanna Favre HOPE Foundation, breast cancer awareness is easily noticeable in society. However, the routine breast exam is what is of importance. "A woman should check her breast every month on a designated day to do it," said Michaelina Young. M.S.N. and director of the Student Health & Counseling Center at . UW-Parkside, "preferably, after their period." Young also suggested that using a date familiar to the individual. such as their birthday, is helpful. She also mentioned for women that an annuaJ clinical breast exam with a doctor or nurse practitioner is advised- for good health. Besides women, men can also get breast cancer and even that they should i:Iieck tor any abnormal lumps on their body on a regular monthly basis as well. In regards to maintaining a healthy body, Young said, "I think that early detection is the best protection. Early detection is that people check their own bodies." For more information on detecting breast cancer, there are brochures available for anyone at the Student Health & Counseling Center located next to the police station in Tallent Hall. ,~.-.»~ Start Investing In your Own Condo!!!l 2645 - 11thPIau #308 Upper unit 2 bedroom condo. Oose to UWParlcside. Kenosha • ."d Radne. Couiortable and casual detoolting. In unit laundry. All appliances .ndulled, Offered at $140.900, Call Julie lang for more deta or to schedule a showW19 (262) 681-6679. October 17, 2006 Th e Ra e r News The Trojan Roundtable Highlight fo :i ·1fort l re,1cb out li..1 unive irie co c:-.tabli-.h heUt'T s • ual health •arcnc.'s, Troj' brougnl in th C erliteu Dr. e Pins e, f M ''s .. Lovelin.c·· fame and alumnus of th Univcr,il}' f Southern nliforni , LO host the discu iun. H en ag d us II in a anel)' f topic, rr:inging from avail.ib1lily f L'-Ondnn ,; o ca.tnpu5, .i,cxual he 1h awarcn s information open lO tudents. l.h applic;1tio of a :ex c hmm in student newsp pe • th danger of anal : .x. the proper use of oodoms and e - port.on e of HPV knowledge. H -re al -Parksid . the Student Hea.ilh Cmrn r n Center p \·ide. 1:ondoms for a relatively cheap price to !.lude11 a: •11, xu c-alLh i ti rmat'on, and my suhmi!>~TliD of tlus article i!-i • protul)" e t t llc..il uwaren ~ lhrough tht..: <;IUli nL ne · per. As tor anal sex amhhe dunge. thaL foUow. Dr D V.' warned uf lhc uamage thm can 1 ·or lhroucll anal sex. TI,e. tearing .uid anal fi -.,Url'.. Lhal can re ul1 ha e an en 1111ou u.n do ht"alth ,ha per on gmw> ldeT an flm im:ontmi.;_nl ·iLh bov.-el 1110 erne.nt u evc:n ju.it trouble mammining lhe we2kened b d; cuvity. For cond m u-.e. roughl) on• th"rd of I.he nm 1. a condom u during exual int rcour t' -um n t ~uplei;. WJ1cn it come tu using und m during. r I e. h.>ward males, Or. >rew cited from rec ·nt ur\/c}' of se:1.ually acl..ive couple that · a ' don and · th· number Photo Imm cmc:Aao TitUJ Ult ITTA!! ~ W • j · t:k .... ~ [I .women' occe Stumb Headin into a o J cl.ape, 2645 11 h ~08 8 OPI GUEST EDITORIAL BYDANIEL ROCKEL igimaster@yahoo.com Major space has been given to pitching the slogan "A fair Wisconsin votes no" to voters on campus. No group has come out in favor of the amendment for fear of accusations ofletting religion get involved in their political view, being anti-gay, or even being all around unfeeling inconsiderate codgers. This amendment is not about gay marriage but representative democracy. This amendment would mean a change to our definition of marriage that would require a constitutional amendment to change it rather than one session of the legislature and governor or one renegade judge. Many opponents of the amendment feel action should be taken to end this unfairness even if it circumvents the proper method because the system changes so slowly. The wheels of change grind slowly to protect minorities from truly Draconian Societal reaction. Which is worse, a government that, because, of society won't let gay couples marry or a society that is allowed and supported by government to stone gays to death when they come out of the closet? Whether I support or oppose expanding the legal definition of marriage.to be available to same sex couples, I don't support the change being approved on some sort of moral basis outside the system that is OUf government. Morality is, at its core, religion, whether organized or individualized. This is not a theocracy, and law is not ratified based on morality or fairness. Law is ratified based on the will and pressure of the people. Do voters want tobe under the authority of someone who answers to no one? Currently, the Democratic party, the sitting party that shows more support for gay marriage bypassing legislative channels, is constantly complaining about the way the President is handling affairs because he's not doing what they would do, whatever that may be. Imagine what it would be like to have a dictator that was never accountable to anyone. While many would support allowing such power in order to get something they desire, I oppose it on principle regardless of the bait on the hook. I don't want someone making laws to take away my freedoms if they can't be replaced in the future by voting someone else into office. Ruling by majority through a democratic republic does work. Laws against murder exist still because the majority agree it is necessary. Speed limits exist because representatives have not bedTl voted into office who would remove them, Drinking, a formerly taboo activity, is legal, because enough people voted for it to be legal again, ending prohibition. Is the legal definition of marriage more important than the free flow of alcohol? If so, why shouldn't it have to be voted on to change the definition to a fair one? If not, why does a legal status as married matter? If it is about insurance companies or employers, vote with your. time and money to lobby them to be gay friendly. Other parts of this legal agreement we call marriage would be possible to replicate through legal documents agreeing to all the exact terms entered. into under marriage. Think of that combination as a legal still of a sort. To those people who are morally opposed to gay marriage, marriage was created outside of government (in the Christian belief by god in the garden of Eden) and can survive quite well as a separate entil}' (read my lips nomads). Legal marriage is a completely separate animal from two people dedicated to each other before god till death. If you think we can't allow gay marriage because two people of the same sex can't morally be married, you need to consider separating the terms in your head. Think of the legal part as a comrel (committed relationship) agreement, similar to a written agreement when going into business in a partnership. It defines two people's responsibilities to each other in a way similar to a company's responsibility to its share holders. Marriage was not killed by gay marriage in ancient Greece or ancient Rome. Marriage will not die because of legal comrel agreements between two people of the same sex also known in our society by gay marriage a homograph( words that are rendered the same, but having different meanings) with two meanings, legal and emotional. As important as it is to have a fair marriage definition, it is only fair to vote yes to the amendment to assure Wisconsinites get to give gay marriage an affirmative vote before it can be legalized. The alternative passage of gay marriage would lead to harassment from the publicand would become a riot at the courthouse, along with massive efforts to make gay marriage illegal. A group of people would exist to fight gay marriage, not on the basis of morality, but on a violation of their right to representation. A Fair Wisconsin Votes YES to Preserve our Right to Vote. LS October 17, 2006 t My name i Robert Ro ti, I joined WIPZ in the fall of 2002. Myself and Andrew $cbeeler co-post 'The WrestJ,ing War Room ~ch can be heard on the air Thursday nigflts from 6 to 8. Anywa 8, here are top five songs that you will most likely hear on The Wrestling War Room. • B 0 GUEST E BYDANIEL ROCK L igim r@yaboo.com M ·orsp ce n given to pitching the slogan ' :A fair Wi amsiTI vote no" c,o voters on c mpu . o group has come out inf: vor of the amendment fo fear of a c~ation-s ofletting religion get involved in m ir politioa.l view, being anti -gay, or e ·en being all aroun,d unfeeling inco.11.sidenu.e codgers. This amendment i.s not about gay mama C but re-pre . m.ative democr y. i. arncmlmenl would roean a change LD oar definition of marriage Lhat w ukl require a n titutiomtl, am1:mdmenl LO ange it rarncr t±tan on cs:ion of the legislature ru d govcrnar or one re11 ga c, judge. L any p nent.'! of lhe amendrnenl fc 1 ac 011 h u.ld ll tak~u lo en thia unfaime · ~ even if it c:itcumvenl'i Lh proper metho ecau · he ~y~tem ch,mg s so lowly. Th wheels of ch ngc grind Jowl to pmtecl minoritie .rom truly Dr onian Societal n:ui.:tion . Which i worse. a gov~mment that. bee use, ohocietv woo't 1~t ga)' couples marry ~r a . ociet) th l is allowed and ppon.ed by VCOl'lllCli\\ \0 tone gay lu death when they ome out of th clos t? Whether I ,iuppon or op se ellponding the legal definition of marriage ta be a\lailabll! 10 ame i:x couplt:~, l don't 5Upl)O.rt lhe change being approved on ·ome ort of moral has· ou ide lhe system th t i our go\'ernment. Morality is, at 'ts c , religion, whether organized or indi i uali7,ed. Thi ia not a th ocracy, and law ; s JIOl rati fled ba. cd an morafuy or from s. Law i railli d based on the will and pres :ure of lhe pc: pie. Do \/Oters wanr to be under the u1horit of ome ne who an wer to no ne? Carre!Uy. 1h Democratic party, a dictator th t w~· never aocountable to anyone. 1hile many woul upport allowing ~uch power in or er lo e met:hmg they ire, I opp it on principle regurdle s of the ooil on th hook. I don't want someone ma · na l rnk av. ay my freedom if they be pieced in the future b \'oLing omecme el ·c into office. Ruling by ma1onty through ad mocratic republic d es work. Laws 1gainst murdt~r exist still bec au"e the majoril}' ag1 u Hi n e. ~ ed limii.s t:. i~t be ' ·e rep entativcs h L: not b le into office who ' uld remov th !II. Drinking. a fonnerl · taboo a tivity. is legal. because enough pMpl voted for it lo be legal again, endi11g prohibition. l Ule 1 gaJ d llniti of marriage more Tmportfillt lh n the Crtc flow of al uhol? lf so, why~:;iti0u,1on't it h.av to be uted on to change l c tlctin.itlon to a fair one? If n t.. wh d ~ a le1al tatu ru; married m llc • 1f il i ubout utSunmce mpanies or mploy , occ wi y, UT ti me and money tO lobby tlu!m to be gay rri ndly. Other parts of lh1 legal agreement "E call marriage wo11ld be pos.tjble to :r pU te 1M ugh I ga.l d cumenLS gn:eing to all me e acl tenn entered mlo under marri~e. Thill k of tha.t combina. 'on ~ a lega! tin of a on. To Ibo people ho are m rally opposed lo gay marriage, marriage was created out ide f gov rnmem LS October 17, 20 6 October 17, 2006 2 SSUE WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HOW STUDENT FEES ARE SPENT? • I really don't know how the fees are spent. Heidi Ertel, 18, Mathematics It's going up every year. it's not fair. Jose Ortiz, 20, finance Iam okay with it. The only thing Iam opposed to is the parking permit fee. Fidel Mangwiza, 24, MCIS I don't get financial aid, so it's all out of pocket. It's to be expected . Shantel Shultz, 26, Biology That will be shown in the parking lot expansion. Adam Maurer, 21, Information systems ....... 1IlI ,.rtI.. lty Dtm to~ .. \ .. , 9 October 17, 2006 UESTION SSUE WHAT DO YOU THINK OF HOW STUDE T EES ARE SPE Tl lly don'I o how lh ee arc .pent. Heidi Ertel, 18, • th matii;: ' goin up C\.'c y r. ifs o fair. ·z, 20. fin.an ' I am okay •jth it The only lhin I o posed to i the parking pe..nnit fee . . i d la.n!lwiz.a, " MCI it' all out of pocket. It'· hanteJ hultz. 26, iolog) That ill nown in Ill p ~.ing lot cxpan · i n. A am M urct:. I , information ·y letru OTO PYE SI 0 ITORS EMA RT SING PHIC DES 9 10 The Ranger News OCTOBER 17,2006 A Look at the University Budget THE RANDOM STUDENT Whitewater. In 2004-05 tuition and fees for the Wisconsin Comprehensive Average was the lowest of any state in the Midwest at $4.724 for resident undergraduates. The highest in that category was the University of Minnesota-Duluth at $8,415. Non-residents pay more for attending a Wisconsin university, much more. In the 2004-05 year, a non-resident undergraduate student paid between 140% and 204% of instructional costs at the universities' while resident undergraduate students paid between 29% and 41 %. The cost of a university degree in the state of Wisconsin is still well below BY MEGAN E. WHEELER-SHUEMATE plmonun@yahoo.com Funding for the U'W-systern is decided at the time of the budget process and is shared between student fees and general purpose revenus (GPR). When deciding on the budget the' governor, legislature, and Board of Regents focus on: the amount of revenue generated from tuition; instructional costs paid by students; levels of tuition; and comparisons with other universitites in other states. The state Board of Regents try to keep the ratio of such funding at 35% fees and 65% GPR. As per the Regent Tuition Policy which 0000 was revised by the Regents in 2004: "As a matter of fiscal 15000 and educational policy, the state should; ... provide a 10000 GPR funding share of 65% of regular budget requests 5000 for cost -tocontinue, compensation and new initiatives, and fully fund tuition increases in state financial aid programs." PHOTO BY JONI DENECKE Methods with Rome. When asked if he had a dream or a goal in life he laughed and said he wanted to be rich and happy, then added, "I want to be happy with my life at the end," Bryant works at Olive Garden and says "Right now my life is pretty boring. I may be the wrong person for this interview." said Bryant, "I have school, work, my girlfriend, and sleep and tbat is about it." For fun he rides his 2006 Ninja crouch rocket. He also tries to play soccer or basketball when he can. BY: JONI DENECKE schmi I 13@uwp.edu Every person has a story and a dream. Not just the star athlete or the bonor student. but the random student, walking down the hall, going to class, doing their best to make their own dreams come true. Logan Bryant is a sophomore here at Parkside, his home town is Racine and he is hoping to graduate in 2009. While he has not declared his major he is working towards a career in Criminal Justice. He says right now his favorite class is Criminal Justice, Research :;: V> <:: :;: c 0' n ii' <'0" 3 0 a '"" zr c S' 0 "" :J ;;: <3' '" S' 3- a <0 -o '" ::;: :J '" :J ~ ::0 :J b '" 0 m I ro' ~ c: a. ::;: m n (j) C V~> :J Z rr- '< t~r '~" ~ V<>: ~ rn LJ m '~" U ~ U'" ;;: a m::0 tr :;: :SJ' o' 'Gm""I ii' '"~0 tr ~ ::;; <0 '" Vi' '" n :J 0 :J "'. cQ S' o Vi'u u Statistics from Wisconsin legislative Fiscal Bureau's january 2005 University of Wisconsin System Overview that of our peers, however the sharp increase of tuition in the last two years is a concern for the student body. UWParks ide alumnus and State Representative Jim Kreuser, "I'm a firm believer that higher education should not be out of reach for any Wisconsin resident and the consistent rise in tuition for In-state students is an ongoing concern." "That is why I have consistently supported increases in financial aid and higher education grants to keep pace with rising tuition ... budgets are about pnorites and the UW System must remam among the top." Kreuser said. State Superintendent Elizabeth Burmaster, "The student body deserves the opportunity to achieve at the highest levels.,. the-state of Wisconsin should fufill that promise. if the state does not pay now, it will certainly pay later in social and corrections programs or in a generation of young people unprepared for ... high-end jobs of the global economy." However, the governor and legislature can make changes wherever they see fit as they did for the 2004-05 budget. In that budget. GPR funded 25%, or $992.9 million and tuition $807. I million of the $3,882,8 million budgeted. That 25% is well below the 65% stated by the 2004 revised Regent Tuition Policy. lf the state does impose a tuition increase, it is the effect of one or more of the following: increases in instructional costs; ~ enrollment changes; increases in the percent of cost assessed; or GPR funding increasing or decreasing. If tuition remains stable, the governor or legislature can increase the instructional budget. such as for pay increases and the student body still pays more. Since student fees. o~tuition only supports instructional costs in the UW budget. Most of the budget therefore goes towards other services like project proposals. If it was not for the funding of such projects. Parks ide would not be able to make such changes as expanding its Communication Arts building. The UW-system is compared with other Big Ten states where tuition is concerned and Wisconsin increases have been both above the average and midpoint increases. However, student tuition. in Wisconsin for resident undergraduate students is still well below that of many of our com parables. Parks ide is Jumped into a category called "Comprehensive Average" with other 4-year Wisconsin campuses, such as UW- 10 A Loo at the Unive BY 1EGA . WI ... provide a 10000 CTPR funding share of "i~ uf n:gul• budget reque t: 5000 for osl-'L - ootirnllc. 1.;ompens.ation Jlld Dew 0 mi.ti alive ·, und fully I nd tuition 1ncrea,e in , te finnf!cia l ,1iJ pma-ram,. "' I . , R- Hl lEM , TE ,- - - ,- ... ~ II I I ' i g. :i ::, c.. 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J:,, v. ell he1 "" the 65% ~tated liy lhe 2004 1e\ is~d Re}:!ent 1\m..ion Pt1li ') . ur compar. le:s;. Pai . i · lumpi.:-tl int a cal ory cruled •· ompn:heru.ive verage" 4- ·ar Wi. ctmsm cu.mpu.~c , ~uch a!> u E THE NDO schrnil 13@11 p.edu Ev1.: pe " n has a to and dream. N l jus.l the ~tar athlete r the h Tinr stuJcnL but th~ rill Llom 1.1d nt. w· lk.ing Jown lh~ hall. ~uing l cfo~ .-. J. mig lhdr be l m. k the ir own llrL:atru. co 1e true . L u gan Bryant i:s a hom n hen: at P~ 1 c, h ' home to"'n ,~ Racim: and he is hopinc- to gr.:tdu.ale ill 201.)9. While ht· ha:-. n l ded d hi OCTOBER 17, 2006 Method-; with Ran1e. Vhen a~ked if he had a dream or a goal in Ii ht l :.iugh~d nd ai:d he want~d lO he rich and happ . then :idded, · I wanl to happy with m • J'fe al the en ." ..., ,,\ , ... , .... , \ \ \ , , .,, october 17, 2006 The Ranger News 11 Classified Ads Now Hiring party time help. We will work around your hours. Selling jobs and ski, board, and bike service. Ski and Sports Chalet (262) 658-8515 10 a.m. to 6 p.rn. Christian family looking for consistent child care provider in our home for two children, 5 and 2, every Saturday and Sunday. Must have own transportation. $6.50/hour. 262-909-3074. Famous Dave's is hiring! we're located in Pleasant Prairie off Hwy. 50. Looking for outgoing personalities for our host counter position, Stop by for an application and return. Do you want to be a mentor? Are you 21? Do you have two free hours a week? Contact Abbie Huck at 656-8420 ext. 175. • Aurora Medical Center volunteers invite you to join our hospital volunteer group. We greet patients and visitors, transport patients to their cars and much more. Call for more information - Peggy Crane 948-5605. Located at 10400 75" Street, Kenosha. San Juan Diego Middle School, Racine WI, Volunteers needed. One day/evening/week. After school activities program, M-T-W 3:30 - 5 p.m. Mentoring Program M-T-W-T 7 - 8:30 p.m. Dr. Pam Ray, Coordinator rayp@sjdms.org. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 37, issue 6 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Rainbow Alliance Holds Informational Meeting On Proposed Banned Marriage Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Student Film Page 6 BY ANDREW C. WESTBROOK .estb002@uwp.edu Under a black banner that read "Homosexuality is a Sin," students of the Faithful Soldier School of Evangelism voiced their beliefs, Thursday, OCl. 5, in front of the Student Union's Inner Loop road entrance. Those from the school held signs 'featuring slogans and biblical passages, such as "Sex is Best in a Marriage that is Blessed" and "Christ can Set You Free," along with other references to other portions of the bible: r Cor. 6: 10-11 and John 3:16. Demonstrators. and crowd members traded statistics, biblical passages, and historical references regarding homosexuality. People argued about rates of sexually transmitted diseases among homosexuals as compared to heterosexuals, the biblical stance on homosexuality. human desire, and love, among other things. According 10 Jason Storms. 28, the director of Faith Soldier, the school is in its first semester and has been Ira veling the state. UW-Parkside was the next stop on a lour of various public universities in the state of Wisconsin, including UWMadison, UW-Milwaukee, UW' Steven's Point, UW- Whitewater, as well as Marquette. Storms said they also plan on going to UW-Waukesha and UWOshkosh. Although the Wisconsin will vote Nov. 7 on a state amendment regarding same-sex marriage and civil unions. Storms said that the demonstration was not timed to coincide with that. Regarding why the group chose to focus on homosexuality, Storms said that itis a hotbutton issue and that they are emphasizing it be~e the rest of society has pJaced so much emphasis on it themselves. Althougb the group's primary issue during this event seemed to be in regard to homosexuality. they also had signs regarding, and engaged in debate about, child abuse, infidelity, evolution, and pornography, among others. "The real purpose of what we try to do is to get people to think." Storms said. See Division, page :3 " J •• - ...........- j¢C a::: """ . -- October 10, 2006 Global Wanning Page 3 en's Soccer Page 4 BY ROBERT ROSATI robertrosati@hotmail.com Rainbow Alliance held an information meeting open to the public regarding the proposed amendment that would ban civil unions as well as same-sex marriages in Wisconsin on OCl. 4. The president of Rainbow Alliance. Carly-Anne Surber. said SOme of the goals for the meeting were 10 educate people on the ramifications of the ban and to make people aware of volunteer opportunities on campus to raise awareness about the ban. The repercussions were made perfectly clear by showing how the proposed amendment would be worded. "OnJy a marriage between one man and one woman shall be valid or recognized as a marriage in the state. A legal status identical or substantially similar [0 that of marriage for unmarried individuals shall nor be valid or recognized in this state:' Because it is worded that way. if is passed, the first sentence would permanently deny marriage rights to same-sex couples living in Wisconsin. Due to the way the second sentence is worded. heterosexuals would be affected also as it would end the possibility of civil unions. As a result. the amendment wouJd seriously endanger existing legal protections for all unmarried couples. Also, several different opponuniLie~ for people to volunteer were offered if they Want to help the movement to get people to vote no on November 7th, the date that the proposed amendment will be voted on. The first way to volunteer is by canva ...sing houses in Kenosha and Racine. One could also canvass the dorms and apanmem, on campus. Those who \\.311tto help but are intimidated by talking to strangers can you could volunteer to enter some data into computers at any of the three offices against the ban, which are located in Racine, Kenosha, and MiJwaukee. Rainbow Alliance also needs volunteers to work at a table on the bridge where people are signing a petition to pledge to vote no. Volunteers are also needed for chalking. At the conclu. ion of the meeting. an mdividual who wished to remain anonymous informed me that he i~ hoping the proposed amendment passes because "gay and lesbian marriage contradicts the Bible:' However, numerous religious orgauizations throughout the state are agamst the proposed amendment. This reinforces what guest ..peaker- Matt Moonen said at the informative meeting: there is a "broad coalition aero!'>.... tate" agarnst the ban. Keating on University Funding Un·versiW of consin p A Moral Division Evangelical School Rallies at Parkside e By Megan E. Wheeler-Shuemate plmomm@yahoo. com Adventures of Lifelong Learning. a group of roughly 300 reti red persons, meets on campus one Monday per month. 'ALL is heading many different forums on the fi'nandng of the UWSystem. The first forum was held on Monday, Oct. 9 at I p.m. in the University Cinema. UW-Parksides' chancellor, John Keating, will speak Nov. 13 on "University Asset: UW-Parkside in the Community." On Dec. "Come get that good copy!'" II, former Parkside Student Government President, UWParkside alumnus. and Board of Regent member, Christopher Semenas will speak with AI DeSimone on "University Governance: How Things Get Done." In an interview with The Ranger News, Keating ga\c a preview of his view on the impact of the steady and deepening decline in s.Lateaid to the UW-System and ho" that will affect the sludent body. Keating said that in the last budget put forth to Governor Doyle in 2()()..tthaI the Go\crnor promi:;ed he would fully fund the U\V-SyMem. InSle41d. the Governor reneged on that promise to the umvcrxuics. and they were nOI full} funded Keenng -aid he hoped in (hl~ next election. 10 which hc.>lh of the candidate ...hav c plcgcd to fully fund the l ~..) rem. there WIll be no !l0ing bal"-. on pmmi ...e .... "Thi la t cUI W th univervity ...) ...tern ,"ih the large I )oct. at $250 l1ullioll 7C\ 1111'hon of that cut \\ cn1 10 Pan.. I"k ;,IItJ \\.e had to lei go uJ CI~hl pc()ple" Because of thaI ('Ul (If 75 millam to CW·Parl.. Ide. llrtlt.· person ...had to take (,10 more \\ork. Kcaling -.aId that hL:nm\o • doc the dulic'\ th,lt thl' Dean of Adml \Ion ...'" puld ha\ e done: Dcan 01 ludent Sh~\C Md ...3ughlin. I" no" in t:harge (Ir the Rc i..tr.Jf~and l \\ Parhld 's - S,'C t'undinR. pag J tudentF·tm Page6 'a loikllsen • 10n at • --. , ~- ~ , . . -·~~ '' •.-. t'; \ . 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Faculty members and students organizations who wish to use The Ranger Ne~s • in classrooms should consult- the ~ editor-in-chief to reserve however CIJl.lRW1I many me copies th'!l)' wish to.use. III1!B The Ranger News 11'.2006 GS TO DO WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 1 1, 10:00 AM-l:00 PM BILLIARDS'T~T The Den 11:00 AM-8:00 PM ART EXHIBITION: MICHE:LLE TOBIA Be MARGARET LEININGER Com. Arts Gallery 12:00 PM-l:15 PM LATINOS UNIDOS/OMSA SPEAK-OUT: 'MACHISMO' Main Place 12:00 PM-l:00 PM CONCERT: LATINO SYMPHONIC FESTIVA Union Cinema Alvaro Garcia gathers a group of friends for a salute to Hispanic Heritage Month. 3:00 PM-7:00 PM WIPZ Union Square 7: 00 PM-8:00 PM SCIENCE NIGHT: WORLD GEOPARKS CONCEPT Greenquist 101 8:00 PM-9: 15 PM HYPNOTIST DALE K. Union Square THURSDAY, OCTOBER 12,2006 10:00 AM-l:00 PM JACK WHITE BILLIARDS TOURNAMENT The Den 11:00 AM-5:00 PM ART EXHIBITION: MICHELLE TOBIA Be MARGARET LEININGER Com. Arts Gallery 12:00 PM-l:00 PM CCP BROWN BAG: INTERNATIONAL STUDENTS AT UW-PARKSIDE Tallent Hall 101 ~:30 PM-9:00 PM BoARD DEVELOPMENT CONFERENCE: TOOLS FOR EFFECTIVE GoVERNANCE J.L Case High School, racine - . 7:30 PM-9:45 PM PARKSIDE COMMUNITY BAND REHEARSAL Com Arts 0-118 FR'lDAY, OCTOBER 13,2006 10:00 AM-l:00 PM JACK WHITE BILLIARDS TOURNAMENT' The Den SATURDAY, OCTOBER 14,2006 1:00 PM'-2:30 PM PARKSIDE INVITATIONAL National Cross-Country Course {UW-Parkside students free with a student 10, adults $5, high school students $3, children 12 and under $1} • SUNDAY, OCTOBER 15,2006 No events are on today's schedule yet. MONDAY, OCTOBER 16,2006 11:00 AM-5:00 PM ART EXHIBITION: MICHELLE TOBIA Be MARGARET LEININGER Com. Arts Gallery P LICE ~BlOTTER 29/06 06-598 Worthless Checks - Less Than. Tallent Hall. I0:40am. Officer takes wortWess check reporr. Officer cleared. 06-599 Agency Assist. Ranger Hall. 12:35pm. Town of Beloit PD request locate of juvenile runaway. Officers located juvenile which was taken into custody and held for parental pick up. Officers cleared. 30/()6 06-600 Traffic Accident - Hit and Run. Comm Arts Lot. _ 11:48am. Officer takes report for properly damage to vehicle. No injuries reported. Officers cleared. 06-601 Liquor Law Violation. SAC Athletic Fields. Complainant stated there were spectators watching the Rugby Game, who appeared to be underage and consuming alcohol.· Officer arrived and issued two Underage Drinking/Consume citations. Officer cleared. 01/06 06-602 Theft - From Building. Ranger Hall. I0:22pm. Complainant stated some items were taken from his room over the weekend. Officer takes report. Officers cleared. 10/02/06 06-603 Theft - From a Motor Vehicle. Ranger Lot. 1:26pm. Complainant reports someone entered his locked vehicle and took his UWP Permit. Report was taken and replacement permit issued. Closed. 03/06 06-604 Traffic Violation. CTH JR @ Outer Loop Road. 7:51am. Citation issued to Daniel R Bradford for Failure to Fasten Seatbelt and Verbal Warning for Speeding. Officer cleared. 06-605 Traffic Violation. CTH JR @ Outer Loop Road. 9:05am. Citation issued to Martha J Menk for Failure to Fasten Seatbelt and Verbal Warning for Speeding. Officer cleared. 06-606 Traffic Violation. 4800 Block of CTH E. 9:2am. Citation issued to Betty Cooper for Failure to Fasten Seatbelt and 10 day warning for Equipment and Verbal Warning for Registration. Officer cleared. 06-607 Agency Assist. STH 31 @ CTH E. 9:41am. Kenosha Sheriff Dept. request assistance with Lock Out Equipment, vehicle had dog locked inside. UWPPD officer assisted, successful. Officer cleared. 10/06 06~608 Callbox. Union Lot. 1O:4Iam. Callbox activated person reports accident in Union Lot. Officer responds, no injuries reported. Officer takes statements. Officer cleared. 06-609 Warrant Pickup - Other Agency. Union Lot. 11:02am. NCIC files report possible warrant. Racine Police Dept confirms active warrant. Subject taken into custody and transported to Kenosha Public Safety Building for pickup from RPD. Officer cleared. 06-610 Theft - From a Motor Vehicle. Comm Arts Lot . II: 15am. Complainant reports someone broke into his vehicle and stole IPOD and $200.00 cash. Report taken, Officer cleared. 06-611 Theft - From Building. Wyllie Hall. 12:40pm. Complainant reports someone stole her purse. Report taken, cleared. 06-612 Theft - From a Motor Vehicle. Off - Campus Location. I :01pm. Complainant reports UWP Permit was stolen from vehicle, no other damage to vehicle. Report taken, cleared. 06-613 Possession of MarijuanalDrug Paraph. University Apts Lot. 8:45pm. Report of Strong odor of Marijuana. Two citations issued for Possession of Marijuana. 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PATIO CONCERT Umon 00 00 SCIE CE NIGHT. Gre nqu st 8:.00 HYPNOT ST K. Un on Square THURSDAY 1 2 2006 0:l :00 J CK BIL I RDS TOURNAME T The Den ·O 00 LEJ INGER Com Arts Gall ry 12.00 PM-1:00 PM ELLE TOBI & M G ET A: PARKSDE Tallen 3:30 00 CONFERENCE.: GOVERNANCE I. Case High School, racme 7:30 PM-9:45 PM UW - BA D Com A DF IDAY 1 3 2006 10:00 AM-1:00 PM TOURNAMENT The Den SATURDAY 1 4, 2006 1:00 PM-2:30 PM UW - Nat onal Cross-Country Course {UW-Parkside students free with a student ID, adults $5, h gh school students children 12 and under $1} 1 5 2006 No events are on today's schedule yet. MONDAY 1 6 2006 11:00 A -5:00 PM & Com. Arts Gallery October 1 a, 200, 09/29fi06 -598 Worthle: s he ks Le 11 lem H 11. nhlc!i. report. 09/30/06 10/0 -/06 -60:! Then Building. Ranger 10: ... lpm. omph1inont s ed hem wer l n hi u i.:r thew c.:kend. take - Of cers 02/06 10/03/06 -604 T f c Viola.Li n. 1 H J @ Out ·r Rt ad. :5 lum. Citation i ue t Daniel R Bmill rd for Failure 10 Fasten Se th h LI Verbal Warning for. peeding. Of'fici:r 0/04/06 u6.60 DII 6-609 Warr.mt Pi ·up - O1h r g n y. Union LoL r I :02.im. re tile n.::p rt o. stble WM nt. cine Police Ocp1 c0ntirm Liv· w:mant SL1bject taken imo i.:ustody nd t.ra.ru,ported to Ken hu. Public afe Building for pickup from RPO. 0 ficer de 1.:d. 06- IO Th ft- Fr; ftl MlllOf hid . omm An. L t. 11: 1 Sam. mplaimml rep rts orneone broke into hi veil.Ide and ~tali.: rPOD and 200.(X) ca h. Repon ·en. Of:fi cer dearcd. 06- ·1 Th ft- Pr n Building. 'yllw Hall. 12:40pm, Complainant re someone st le h~r purse. Repo cnb:n. cleared. 06,.61 Th it - Fmm a M tor rehicle. OH -Campu Locatim1. J :01 pm. ornplainant repor1s WP tolen r m vehicle, o 01h r damage.: t ·ehi e. Re n t en, !cared. 6]3 Pos,;ess1ol'J o farijmma/Dru, Paraph. Univer i A t. 8:45pm. Repon of tron odor of Mariju . -r o citation~ i ·ued Po . i n of fatijwrna. fficers cleared I . ,, ctober 10 2006 Pivision, cover story The group from Faithful Soldierappeared to consist of ~u.hly 10 people. many of h;'" talked to people from ",he crowd individually or in ,mallgroups: although, Storms ;ltracted a greater focus from (hecrowd. He was at one pointin debate with a member ofthe crowd, which became ~I"ively loud and d.rew the aaenrion of some 20 people, who fonneda semi-circle partially tncompassing the two men. At its climax. the event drew ,crowd of approximately 30 I"0ple between about 12:30 and 1;)0 in the afternoon. The group ived before noonand packed p to leave at around 4:00 p.m. Storms said that the reaction thegroup received at UWparksidewas not much different ,fromhow they have been ! receivedat other institutions. Hesaid that they have been -ursed at and spit on in previous demonstrations. He felt that thereis sometimes a double unding, cover story Provost, Rebecca Martin, the head of the Advising partrnent. While no teaching staff been cut, UW-Parkside has d to cut sections of classes. , eating said, "More programs ill be cut if there are more nding cuts." That is something hich Keating does not wish see happen in hard economic 'meso Keating said, "Two-thirds fParkside's enrollment it:. firsteneration college students. The standard on the pan of people who say that he and his group should be tolerant but also that he and his .gronp should not be allowed put on events like the one on Thursday. Rainbow Alliance president Carly-Anne Surber, who was pr~sent at the event, said in :egard to the demonstration and Its effect on people going to vote on Nov. 7 that she hoped that people would be able to separate their beliefs and politics, that she hoped people who agreed :vith the idea that homosexuality IS wrong would decide not to let their beliefs affect other "people's rights to human dignity." Surber said that she <lid not want to get into a debate with the demonstrators about this issue, viewing it as mostly futile. 'Tin not going to change their mind on this issue; they're not going to change my mind on this issue," Surber said. "If people are feeling strongly either way, they're not moving," "I know that Rainbow system can't raise tuition; if they do, then access to the university is taken away:' According to Keating, tuition in the UW-System is the lowest out of its 35 comparables, second behind Iowa, and higher education in the UW-System is one of the strongest in the nation; however. that has been changing in the last four to five years. Keating fears that if the system continues to lose money and continually has to cut back. it will lead to unrest. There are huge risks at stake; Madison Ace the ACT BY KAITLYN M.ULMER ulmerOOO@uwp.edu To help high school students improve their scores on (he Oct. 28 American College Testing (ACT).exam, UW - Parkside's Precollege Office il) conducting a series of classes. Beginning Sept. 23 and continuing once a week through Oct. 14. these tlasses run from 9 a.m. to nooll in D 137 of Molinaro Hall. The classes review skills in EngHsh, reading, science reasoning, and mathemmics. The cost of the ACf course is $60l which coverS all four classes. For students wbo qualify, scholarships to cover the cost are also available. Advanced registration is suggested, but students can also register onsit.e. For more information, contact the Precollege. Office at (262) 595-2176. The Ranger News Alliance could agree that [ .. ,J to ~ee that kind of demonstration ts hurtful:' said Surber, "the sante as when somebOdy rips down our posters. Its hurtful. The same as when you hear somebody say, 'that's so gay,' in the hallway. That's hurtful." While he doe, not agree with homosexuality. Storms said thai he and his group do not have any hatred toward homosexuals. 'We love homosexuals," Storms said: "we care about them; that's why we do what we do." photo by Dan Torkilsen may lose its credibility, and it rnay lead some to believe the University of Wisconsin System is weak compared to that of other states. "This is bad publicity," Keating said of the funding of the system. However, Keating has some hope for the future. "There are things that UW-Parkside can do to raise money." Keating said. "There will be a Capital Campaign in March with a target 01'$12-15 million, and on Oct. 9 it will be announced that we have a donation of $4.5 million to the schooJ." The donation to the school is for 80 percent of the cost of the expansion to Communication Arts, and the building will then bear the name of the donor. The only way the university could obtain government funding was by securing a certain percentage of funding from outside contributions. The expansion to Communication Arts is planned for the same time as other remodeling projects to the school. The donor name is set to be released at the Oct. 9 meeting of ALL. Dr. Kinchen Receives Faculty Distinguished Service Award BY BRETT HOUDEK houdeOoo@uwp,edu Dr. James Kinchen. UW-Parkside'<; profe ....o..r lif music and diret..:wr 01 chor~ll activitie received the Faculty Distingui hed Servic~ Award. This award lS pre,ent~d each year to a facuhy or "itaff member who posse~lo,e~ an exceptional record of service WIth the institution. . Faculty and "aff n.ominated Kinchen in the spnng of 2006, and Chancellor Keating presented the award 1Obml on Aug. 31 in the Union 'cocafetena "There are a lot of wondertul people here on (he facuhy who do lots of things. To have been considered worthy of this award pUlS me in very good company. I'm honored:' said Kinchen. Dr. Kinchen's family was extremely proud of him for receiving lhis award and for everything he had accomplished over the years, He is very grateful for his family's love and support. He especially appreciated his wife's support and presence at the award ceremony despite her hectic work schedule that day. His daughter, who is currently working on a dOClOral study in history and also plans on becoming a f:.tculty member :.tla uni"er\ity ...omeda}, lold him That he "has heen and i,;{lnunue ... to be a role model"' for her. Dr. Kinchen was honored and. m the ..a.me lIme, humbled (U re ...e.l\c "'uch a remark. Dr. Kint:hen \\I ...heo to ...ay thar ";] good part of anyone \ su~c~ .... In ju",t aoout anything they do, j" a-"kmg the question, in about a....man~ \\ .I~'" as lhe)" can a~k it. 'Ho\\ t:an J do somethl1lg for someone else ,. It'''' thinking lleyond mt:. 01(". me. Duong Dr. KIJl..:h~n ... early schooling, he was nOl planning on Joining the musical field. He said. "1 \\3.....o't even particularly convinced thal I was a II that good lin the area of musIC I·'· As a high school student. Dr. Kinchen seriou~ly committed himself 10 becoming a lawyer or going into politics. There were experiences Lh3l Dr. Kinchen was a part of, however. rnat revealed that music was obviously what he was meam to do in life. Prior to the 2006 award. Dr. Kinchen aJso received the Stella Gray Teaching Excellence Award in 2003. 3 Global Warming: It's Getting Hot in Here BY AMANDA GRlJIDKE mandi.noe@gmail.com . "The Day After Tomorrow" IS a fictional account of what can happen when global warming gets out of control. With the upcoming elections. it i a topic.; that IS very important to a lot of candidates. Various UW-Parkside organizations and clubs are doing small things to make colle~e students aware of global warmmg Issues. Some of the organizations include Habitat for Humanity, Geoscience Club, Sacred Circle, and Sigma Gamma Epsilon. Habitat for Humanity, in particular, uses energy efficient according to materials when they build houses, according to Chris Zankowski. They also go toto the community and shan: strategies for making homes more energy efficient. Students may not think that they bave a huge impact OIl global warming when in rcaIity they are a huge pan of it. Since UW-Parkside is a commuter schooL carbon dioxide is continuously going in the air from the exhaust of the cars. Chris Evans, the department chair of Geosciences. said thai "driving cars on a regular ba 1. helps global warming." Something ebe thai students do on a regular ba.sis is leave on lights. "Fossil fuels that come from coal-burning power plants like the one WE Energies uses are huge contributors." said Evans. MO!"1cia! rooms are equipped now with motionsensor light swncbes, which tum on if SOl11Conemoves inside the room. Tom Winter also sugge led that tudenrv "turn ofT their computers," \\ hich ultimately Ylill reduce the amount of energj uccd. Evan explamed thiu, "an) thmg thaI mobilJ1e", you ur Ylarms vou l..JU'i.C ~Iobal\\ amllng ".. News Briefs oach Dies After ollapsing on Crossountry Track Y KlITLYN M. ULMER ImerOOO@uwp.edu After collapsing from massive heart attack on the 'W-Parkside cross-country track Monday. Sept. 18, Pastor l.ephen Hintz died at the age 156 on Sept. 27 at the United Hospital System - Kenosha ~ MedicalC~nter Campus. . A teacher and coach at borelan~ Lutheran High School lorthe past 27 years. Hintz ~posl)e50sed characteristics of 3Hhfulness, humility, and a work lhie lhat seemed unparalleled," ,curding to Shoreland Lutheran .nciple Jeff Wlechman In an interview with the Racine Journal Times. After receiving his SA ~ romNorthwestern College in 972 and a Masters in Divinity om Wisconsin Lutheran Seminary in 1981. Hintz . ~~ght Religion and Gennan , ~Shoreland Lutheran. He o served as the department Chairman of Foreign Language, coach of the cross-country team. !:nassistant coach of the track !be funeral service was held at Shoreland Lutheran High School ~ 4 p.m. on Oct. j. Visitation ars were ]-4 p.m. before the \ervicc. , He is sllfYived by hi, wife Kathy and their five daughters. Fill out an opplicotion Wyllie 0139 REPORTERS PHOTOJOURNALIS COpy EDITORS WEB SITE MAN ADVERTISING RE RAPHIC DESIO . IV •r \'/Or ' fr • 1 I· 1ilifu I unding cover storv Prmo. t. Rebecca arti~. the head of the Ad,., ising p:u11m:m. 1hile no ten hin eJnng . aj , "'More pr gr.ims 111 he cut i the"re m re ndmg rnts.- ThllL 1~ sor i.:Lhillg tuch Ke ting doe" 1ml w1 h ~l'C n.ip 1:il in hard 'l'Onor.njc r,. Keatin11, ·aid. ·1wo-third Purk~iui:·~ cnrullm ·nl I hr,tl'lleru11011 ·ollegc ·tuu nh,. The te aid chat she did ol want t gel int a d hate wi l.h th Jcmomtratun. about lh1 is:ue. viewin it a mui.llv flllile. 'Tm not gain -10 change !heir mind on th1 · is.sue; ey're not going to change my mind Oil lhi · i !-UC •• Su ber said. ·•1r people arn feeling strongly enll T way, Lh y're not mo ing. · 'I know I.hat Rain w s stern can't rni e tuitio ; if they !.du, III n acces he uni1,'C'n.iLy is ULken w y." Arco.rding tu eating, tuilion in the UW- y~t mi· lhc lo esl ouL of i~ 35 compamhl s, '>eCOnd hi d low , ·un.l hi!!;hcr L-<lurnli n in rile \1 '-S3-·:1e~ i~ ne o · the s g st in c.he n· uon: bowe ·er. lhat loo be , ~hangin!! in the bsl four lo lin: year:. Kemmg 1e:1r, th:.it 1f th~ ~)Stl!rtt cnnt'in 1e . to lo e rn ney and t:onliuually h:h to CLll ba, . i i ,vill lead to unre ·r. Thc-n: an: dison News Briefs Coach Di fter llap ing on Cros. ountr\ Track He ur i db} wife Kath,· and 1he1r lh c ugh1e · C. th ACT The anger News B photo by Da11 Tmkiisen may lo e it 1..-red.ibilit,. and ·1 m y l • LI :Ilk la bc:hcv~ the n.i ve icy u Wiscon. in v~tem i eak cum pared to th t ~f other . tate . ''This I ad public1ly," lht:' lunding of lhe li)'- Lem. Ho v r, eatinJ! h ~ m· ho for the utur ·. "There :.ii; • Llung~ that UW~Parbid can do 10 rni, • mnnn.~ Kcaling ·aiJ. ··Then.: will ht: a Jpital ampaign in 1arch ith II t (}f .$ 1 ~-15 million.. anJ n Del. 9 H \\Ill ht announced th. t we h,, e a don tw of million to th • ID GGO Dr. F C rv1ce gu s d GI I • r n : It's Getting Hot in Here I 3 4 The Ranger .News 10, 2006 --- .Men's Soccer Remains Best Overall BY JENNIFER PINTER .·mall: plnte006@uwp.edu Thursday, Oct 5, 2006, the UW-Parkside Rangers Men's Soccer team took on their rivals, the Flyers of Lewis University. The Rangers added another winning notch to their belt with a score of 2-0. During the first half, goalkeeper Jamie Lieberman made two impressive saves on Lewis' shots on goal. This was his second consecutive shutout. Sophomore Renaldo Vega made the first goal of the game at 34: I0 with assists by Michael Schuster and Johnson Thao. Thao went on to score the second goal with only 0:04 left in the half, as he was assisted by Bojan Jovicic in this goal. ''The second goal was a great counter-attack goal," stated UW-Parkside head coach Rick Kilps as seen on theUWParks ide Web site. It was a very composed finish from Johnson Thao, who collected the ball at the six and calmly passed into the net. He showed ~ lot of poise for a freshman. That second goal really took the wind out of Lewis' sails." Kilps added, "It is always good to get a victory, especially against a conference and regional opponent with a good record," The Rangers then headed to Ohio to face The University· of Findlay Oilers of the Great Lakes Intercollegiate Athletic Conference for a non-conference battle. The Oilers made their presence felt on the pitch with an early 2-0 lead with goals at 10:19 and 22:46. In response to the pressure .. the Rangers fought hack to show why they are ranked 22 in the nation for Division II soccer. t J~ Jovicic tallied the first SCOreof the comeback at 34:09, while Schuster tacked on the tying point at 55:00 in the second half with an assist from Bill Haga. Jovicic then went on to post two more goals within three minutes of each other at 72:09 and 74:57 for the afternoon hat trick. Thao and Vega assisted Jovicic in the " game-winner, willie Karl Ostby ~ gave the assist for the fourth and final clinching goal. ~ UW-Parkside now has an overall~ record of 11-2-1 with a 8-2-1 "" GLVC record. This gives the !~ Rangers a belter overall winniog\~ percentage, but the Cougars ~ of SIU -Edwardsville still lead • the GLVC with a 9-2-1 record ~ in spite of their 9-3-3 overall '~.' record. On this coming weekend, tbe "" Rangers will travel to Missouri N<! to face the Drury Panthers on ~ Friday night and the Rockhurst II Hawks on Sunday at noon. The last home game of rhe regular season will be held at Carthage on Oct. 19 at 7:30 p.m. against the Peacocks of Upper Iowa University from the Northern Sun Intercollegiate Conference; the Peacocks have a current Photo by Torkilsen record of 1-9- J. r Women Continue Stingy Shutouts I ) BY TYRONE PAYTON payto004@uwp.edu Ever since their 1-0 road loss against the Riverwomen of Missouri-St. Louis on Sept. 22, the Rangers have kept their opponents scoring at bay. COining into last Thursday's game hosting the Lewis Flyers, the Rangers had held their last . three opponents to less than three shots on goal per game while making roughly seven and a half shots on goal for themselves. With an almost 3-1 shots on goal average favoring UW-Parkside, those three contests ended in shutouts, with the Rangers beating Missouri- Rolla, Northern Kentucky, and Bellarmine with scores of 1-0, 4-0, and 2-D, respectively. The Rangers kept this scoring offensive in motion against the Flyers on Oct. 5 with a 9-2 shots on goal benefit, which led to four of those nine shots being converted for the Rangers compared to the goose egg the Flyers posted. Defender Kelly Teeters notched two goals for the Rangers at 32:59 and 43:24 in the game, while scoring began at 21 :00 for UW-Parkside thanks to midfielder Melissa Brown. Seven Rangers also tallied assists during the match with one of them being midfielder AlIi Kishaba, who also scored a goal at 38:00. With their fourth consecutive shutout win, the Rangers traveled to Findlay, Ohio, to match up with the Findlay Oilers of the Great Lakes Intercollegiate Athletic Conference. Although, the box score wasn't ready by the time of publication, goalkeeper Erica Higuchi put up another shutout for the Rangers as the offense marked up the scoreboard for a 5-0 victory. UW-Parkside, now at a 10-3-1 record, Head out on the road to face the Drury Panthers this Friday, Oct. 13, for another chance at adding to their GLVC second place ranking. October 1 O, 2"oii IY JINII IFER IN iR e~•a , plnt1006@u..,.ed Oct. 2006 Lh W-Parhide Ranger Men• oc -r tea !heir ri a] , lyen, uf Lewi~ UTiive ity. Ranger& dde<l UJJothcr winn'ng n tch t the'r ell •itlt -.core o 2 . During the Ii l h lf, goalke per runie i ·nnoo n1ade l o imprcssi~·c. aves 1 ·wis' s!1o · 11' w I · · ~ cond rnnscrutive shutouL. ophom P Rerui o Ye ll!e tint !.he ..tt l 0 ~si l b_ Mi ha I hut•, d ohn on Th . Thao\ enl · ~- i._ied Rnjan J \'ici ~ m g aL "'The ec nd w u gr~al L"UUnlcr-.1[ C g iaJ," ~uu d he.ad Ric Kilp~ llli. sc~n the''1JWParhid Weh lte. "h Lake lnll:l'coUegiatc Aililclic am.I 12:-l6. C.ol]ference rmn-conti re11Ce b tt.J • The. OileT th 1r n :e fcl lh pitc i.lh Ill gools l 1 : 19 ---Womm Sfingy nrne ~he ts bl."inn con \!1,;rtcd I 1.n lh Ran 1 .: , · L'umpan:-tJ lo lhl" oo~ .,.g lhL· ·I ·m po led. Def.: dcr i:ct ·rs no hi.: r october 10 2006 - The Ranger"News 5 Momentum Loss IEvent,q~ll-y-Deflates. --- Volleyball Team ItY TYRONE PAYTON I,.mall: payta004@uwp.edu The Ranger Women managed tosplit their weekend home series despitefluctuations in game I momentum. posting a 3-2 match victory onFriday night, Oct. 6, against the Lady Hawks of Quincy.jhe I Rangers won the first two games of the match by identical, close Imargins of30-27. IfUW-Parkside would hav~ faltered with a missed dig or kill 10 either one of these Igames, the Lady Hawks could, have taken the match away from . theRangers. Quincy came back in the third game with a 30-20 win and followed up with a closer fourth game of 30-24 to set up the deciding rubber game. However, UW-Parkside stood up to their assailants to stake a 1'5-8 win in the rubber game to take the match. \ Senior outside hitter Jennifer Abitz continued her kill streak with 23 against Quincy, while junior defensive specialist Jackie Nehls led the Rangers again in Idigs with 29. The assist leader for thistenacious match was senior setter Ashley VycitaJ with 52 contributions .. On the other hand, the next home game was set for 1:00 p.m. on Sat. Oct. 7, against the Riverwomen of Missouri-St. Louis, and the Rangers weren't able to keep the momentum rolling in their f-avor. The three game sweep was served up by Missouri- St. Louis despite a thin margin of loss for the Rangers with game scores of 30-26,30-25, and 30-22. Abitz and junior middle hitter Jacqui Brandenburg executed 9 kills each, while Nehls led in digs with 17, and Vycital had all 32 assists for UW-Parkside. Presently with an overall record of 6-13, the Rangers.are ranked tenth in the GLVC amongst 13 teams. With seven games . remaining this season, the Rangers can only hope for a .500 record. They'll look to notch a needed win when they host the Pumas of Saint Joseph's College in the first of four remaining home games on Tuesday, Oct. 10, at 7:00 p.m. in DeSimone Gymnasium. 8£k Whi e The Kine 01 Billiards &_1TIJr_iItIk._Shots AdI _ ll1le ... October 9-t3 Daily StartinJ!at toam The Den Monday, tt:30am Blmards mntt With Jatk: he'll tenth yon too! Monday-Thursday Tournament: Re~sterIn The Den Men & women DIvisions friday Trldl Shots bYJatk ( PlaYs tonrnament thamplons at uam Don'. miss hiin! (Be won'. be bat:k unlll Fall 2009) • month We are Student Affairs .., • Dedicated to students Do you see yourself in Student Affairs? • Would you like to continue to work on a college campus after graduation? • Ive you interested in the development of college students? • Ive you wimng to help shape ~mpus commumties? • Committed to d~ • Skilled 111 teaching , Constanlly leaml/1g , StrIVIng to make a difference! "No two days are ever exactly the same!" Student Affairs is a liable and exciting career option that allows you to eam a good Iiw1g work on a rollege campus and make a difference II1lhe fives of sIIldents! Within Student Affairs are varied positions that pe!form fundions sud! as advJsing counseling, training, planning, SUpervising, asse5SIng and evalualillg, just III Il8Il'e a few No two days are ever exactly !he same! To leam more: Monday, October gth • Union 207, Hoon-1 pm Student Affairs Panel Discussion (Refreshments wiD be served) Thursday, October 12th - Main Place,11 :3oam-1 pm Student Affai~Open House Monday, October 16th• Union 207, Noon-1 pm Career search in Student Affairs • Tuesday, October 24th. Union Bridge, 9am-11 am Bagel Brochure Bash (Refreshments will be served) october 1 D 2006 - Moment Loss Eventual y DeflateVo leyball Team IY TYIO EPA 0 ..,..a11: pay 0004 Th RailgeT ' n .ana to ,pli their\ i::ekcntl h m erii.: ,p1te u tu tion in a.me mo~lllm. Postinltl -2 match ·ictoey oo Friday night . 6, again. t Lh Lady Ha •ks of Quine_ the R.m11:i.;r '-'-'Oil the fir.!>t tw g, m of 1h mat h by identical, cl s margin· of30-:!7. l -Par~ id1.: \\ uld ba,, fah r d wilh n mis. cl Ji or ki ll in eithc one of the e g:m.1 ·, I.he Lad' Hawk., could btl,'e taken the m h a\ y om the Rangeri.. Quincy c:im b.at:• in th~ mird gpm · ·iLh 30-20 win and followl!'d up ith n d serf urth gnmc of G-24 t ~ct up th· deciding rubber g:ime. Howe,·er, UW-Park. id . tood up 10 their ·s.ailw.1 to w. e I -8 win in the rubber game to lake match. enior out idc hitr r J ·nni fl!r AbitL ntinu d her ki l treak ,,,.-jth 23 · gnin~t Quhicy, while junior defcn~i, i:: s~cfali ·t fackic ' d11s led the Ranger~ ag· in in Llig with 29 . Th'! as!.i~t I ad r for lhi tena iou match was. nior a eKin ct n r 9-t Ba IY I! t toa To me e ! d2009) p.m. in a f month o o days are e e e ac I he a pm 5 4RT CULTUIRE 6 The Ranger News October 10. 2006 Student Film·Makers Tapped for New York Film Festival By Raman A. Jaimez, JaimeOOl@uwjl.edu Shoot to Kill Productions, a local film production company led by and including several UW-Parkside students, has had their film "Entropy" accepted as one of a J 20 films from around the world into the International Independent New York Film Festival. STK was aided in this project by UW-Parkside and professor Jay McRoy. According to the' Shoot to Kill MySpace page, http://www.myspace. com!shoottokillproductions, " Entropy" "follows a week in the lives of the eponymous punk band, as they begin to learn more about each other, and themselves. Four individuals, each with his own view of life; Creel, angry at the world, his brother Muff, who seemingly lets nothing affect him, Rick, who sees life from a totally different viewpoint, and McLeod, who is oat quite sure who he is, what he believes, or where he fits in. As the film progresses, we begin to see the walls which separate these four slowly crumble, as they learn that the very things that make them different tie them all together and help them survive." Before being premiered in New York, "Entropy" will have a special preview screening on campus Saturday Oct. 14 at 6 p.m. (Location TBA). This will be a free showing followed up by a 20-minute Q & A. In New York, "Entropy" will be showing on Friday Nov. 10 at 4:05p.m., screen 3 at Village East Cinema, 181 2nd Ave. and 12th St. Shoot to Kill Productions includes current students Jason Creel, Kyle McLeod, Holly Verwey, and alumni Mike Determan, 'and Rick Leuhr. Aside from actually making the film, their biggest challenge has been getting to New Yoi:k. As a group of current and former students, STK as a company does not have a lot of disposable cash. As such they have been staging a series of fundraisers in the RacinelKenosha area, including a concert at George's Bar in Racine where a Miller vending machine was raffled off. The oext fund-raising event will held on Oct. 21 at Hatrix, 2425 60" St. Starting at 10 p.m., this event will have a $5 cover and also feature live music and a Meat Raffle, inspired by the Kringle City Conspiracy (a local band also led by Jason Creel) song "Eat Meat or Die." Mike Determan said, in regard to how he had become involved with "Entropy" and Shoot to Kill Productions, that he was friends with Rick Leuhr, Jason Creel, and Kyle McLeod and that they just started talking' about writing a movie. He worked on the script, became producer, and even an actor when he auditioned for the role of Muff, based on Mark Fornal, when Fornal decided to stay behind the camera as cinematographer and editor, about which Determan said, "worked out well since he has natural timing." About the character Muff, Determan said that he had to dmnb himself down to play the uneducated, smoking, boarder and bassist. He had to force himself not to enunciate, learn to smoke by watching his cast mates, and follow Fornal to be able to mimic his actions, to the point that, "[ was creeping Mark out because 1 was following him Dance Team Causes Chaos photo by Dan Torkilsen so much." While confident in his acting, he did mention that at one point the director, Jason Creel, didn't think that a fight scene was coming off realistic enough, and so to fix that, he had the other actor actually punch him. "All of a sudden he hit me in the cheek and I fall backwards," Determan said. Regarding uw- Parkside's involvement, Determan said that the school generously lent them equipment. About McRoy, Determan said, "We wouldn't have gotten as far without his help." By "as far" of course Determan is referring to an accepted submission to the International Independent New York Film Festival. As to how they got there Determan said that they had submitted as much BY·D. WHITE' WHITE041@UWP.EDU The Chaos dance team is moving quicker this semester. President of Chaos Lakara Teague said they held tryouts and started practicing earlier than usual this school year. "We're trying to be more on task;" said Teague. Tryouts consisted of applicants being taught a choreographed. routine, making their own dance routine, and explaining in an essay why they would like to join the team. Chaos dance team currently has 17 members, and practices on Monday and Wednesdays. . Teague said any student with a minimum 2.25 grade point average, good attitude, and dance skills can tryout. Chaos dance team started four years ago and selected the name based nn the crowd reaction to their dancing. "We cause Chaos wben we as they had done, a script. and notes on what was yet to come to give a picture'of what the finished product would be. A common move considering that many Film Festivals accept such submissions. Upon r~eiving confirmation of "Entropy" being accepted in June, the members of STK have worked hard to finish their film and raise the funds to actually get themsel ves to New York. About the festival Determan said that he was just expecting a new experience and was, "enjoying the ride." . As for the Big Apple, he was looking forward to some sightseeing, including Monk's Diner, CBGB's, Broadway, Time' Square, a quick side trip to Jay and Silent Bob's Secret Stasb in New Jersey, and Ground Zero. The last he said was especially fitting, as September 11,2001 was the day that they first sat down and decided to make a movie. He said it will prove to be a "reminder how precious life really is." With "Entropy" complete and New York only a month away, many of the members of Shoot to Kill have been working hard to make sure that everything turns out well; as for Determan, he said he has learned to keep a more level head, to stay on his toes, and work with others no matter what comes at him. As for his first steps into the filmmaking industry, be said he has learned ·to constantly morph to meet the challenges that will inevitably come up. For him, it has been a learning experience that can't be taken from any book. He said, "It was wIiat kept us up at night and got us up in the morning." To any other students coasidering making films he • said, " Keep your drive. You see your goal, keep moving towards it. Sometimes you might need to back off on the reigns and sometimes push ahead. Just keep . moving." dance," she said." She said the dance routines are team creations as well as and selecting the newest or most popular hip-bop songs for accompaniment. They learn a new routine every two weeks, and each routine consists of four different songs. Focusing on hiphop, Teague said of having .different dance tearns at UWParkside, "It's good to have a variety of music, dancing, and entertainment at UW-Parkside." Teague said they faced minor issues such as advising, funding, and finding places to practice. Chaos performs at UWParks ide's Apollo Night (a talent show), Greek step-shows, and UW-Parkside basketball games. Chaos' next performance is at UW-Parkside's African American Open House on November 17. 6 F·101 Maker prnj · l ) r fe.1-s Ja_ McRny. Ac · rding 10 th h t to 'ill 1 1ySpace JXl:::-e, http://www. my '>pac1.:. com/shuouokillprodu ·r11 ns. nLrupy" '"follo we k m the Ii cs of Lh • 'fl(myrnous pun band, rts 1h ~'/ ·gin t learn mo eacl1 other. them,elYe .. our individual-. ith hi ow, vie\\ 1f life; Crcd, angry at Lhe w rhi. hh rother 1u . w o seemingly I t · nnthing eel him. Rick. who sc li e from a t tally diflerent and M Leod. who is not quik !'>Ure who 1e is. what ~c bdi vcs. or where he fits in. A I.he film progresse . we begin lo ...ee the walls which. paralt:: th ·e four slu l_ cnunhlL'., as Lb y lelli"ll that the v ·ry thin _ that make ther differ nl ti lh m all togdhcr hel th~m ur i,ve." Re ore being premiered in l\'ew ork. ·· ntrop," "ill have a pecial p cvicw :creening c~pu Satu rd iY U; }4. u.l 6 p.m. (Locatitm TB. ). Thi "'ill c a l!:ee showing followed up a 20-minute Q c Y rk. ""Entropy" , bowing uo riday ov. to al 4:05 p.m .• · T n ] al Vut ge East incm , l I 2n<l ve. and l2lh. L ho l o Kill Producti,ms includes cum:n1 snidem~ J· 'OD Creel, Kyl McLcoJ, Holly erwcy, and alumnr lie Determan, and Rick r euhr.. ·idc 'rom actuaJI ma ·ing lhe tilr11, their bigge~ chaJlenge- ha b en gelling to New o . a group of l"llrl'Cnl and fi mle tud n . STK as a c ltl :my does ml lia ~ I of d1. sable h. ~ sui.:h th y ha,.:e t gi11 ·e f fundn1L~n; rn the R· ine/Ken ,. h· a:rea. including ·onrert at Georgt:'s Bar in Racine whcr · ·, Miller vending machine w s raf d off. The nex£ fund-rai ... ing e"Venl will be held 0c . 2 l L Hatm., 2 25 60'" SL Starting at LO p.m .. lhh event will have a 5 cover and also fe~\ur live urn. k and a Meat affle. impired lrn= Kringl City Con.spira y (a loca1 band al.~o led by J !inn ·reel) sung "'Eat Meat r Die.'' Mjke D crman said, regard IO ow he had be m involv Entm y'' and Shoo L K -u Pmwu.:tion , fu: r h w· s friend· w,Lh Ric Leuhr, Jason Creel a.nd Kyle McLeod pp d 0 an that they ju.1 ~tarted wlkil'lg' · b ul 'ling · o ·ic. H~ r ed n th , ript be rune p du ·r, ·m evea an act ' n h auditioned for the rol of Muff, bai ctt on M, T · om L whea Fomal di.:cided lo ~tay the camera , s cinematographer ;,tnd c<lito:r, about which D ·h:rman .aid, •·worke out weU since he ha~ nalural timing." About the char. ter Muff, Delemmn said i be bad dumb himself down Lo play the un ·ducated. smoking. boarder ba.ssisL hud to for ~ himself DCJl Lo enunciate. ! am Lo s_rno i:, watching hri cast · • . and fo!lm Frim ta · bl to mimlc h1 action . lo the pornl Lhat. I Vwa! c:r ping Mark O\lt berau e I Wai, rn llowing him 10, ewYor ilnI muc '' \Vhile ntidcnl in '1Th ctiag e di mention that at one point the dire · r. n c~ I, didn't lhink lhat a fight ne w commg off rea.li. Uc en<iu h, a:nd so to x that, t had lh othei acL r m:luall · punch "All of a ~uddi:l'I h hl1 me in the 'he k ilfld foll backward ," 11 :tcrman aid. Regardmg Park ·id ' , 1nvol vement, D tcrrrnm aid that he s 0(1] generou ly lent he quipmenL. , bout [ e:nnan said. Wf: woul t1n · hilv 3 go11en as far without his help," "as faf" uf C'OUr. •terman j terring LO an ai.:ccpted ubmiSi ion I I e I ntcmationaJ lndcpcndc11 ew ork Film Fe ti ·al. s lo how they gol then:' Delcmt n ."lid Lhat they had submltted 3<; mt ch BYD. ltl WH TE041@ P:IDU The Chau dance ream th~ ir ~ 11 ·in•, wh u \.\ h ut the ~ ti\al aid that h wa JUsl c peeling · ncY. c>;pcr1en c am.I wa~. "enjoying the ndc." A~ for th Big pp1e, he wi, lo ' g Ii rw rd somu i h dn • in luding Mon1-..' Dine , CBGB·s. Broadwa . Tim quarc a qui c:: · ~i r.lc mp to· J 11y and ii ·nl A b'~ e rct La h in e\ Jersey. d Ground 7..ero. The last he ah.I wu. e pec1nJly ining, ai. cpl.em r ll, 20(H W:.t!> Lile day lh.al the} fir.a Mil tJ n and clrcided to m ·c a. m j . H sai' ·1 rove la huw predou lifo really i .' \\11h Entropy'' mmph:te and t.> ~• ork only mon of membi:rs or hoot to ill h.we been or · ng hard to ma\.; ~un= titat c,"rything tum<; out •ell; as for Dctem,an. he~ id hi.: ha learned to keep .i more le e\ head, to stay on hi ti s, d w rk with 01hcrs no mauer wh:iL comL!. at him. or hi fi r step into the filmmakirig indu try. h aid he ha learned lo con~ tanth morph to meet th cha Ieng · th r wiJI iue,.•itably ~ome· him. it bas • amm.g c perience that an 't be taken fr ,n book. He said. ''h wa .. wh t kept u~ up .t ni hL and g t u up in the u miflg." o olber students rnnsitlcring making llbru: he ... aid, .. our drin:. cm . ee your goal, keep moving toward iL Sumc-tia1c~ }'OLl might need lu bad .. off on Lhc rei0 ru, and sometime· pu. h ahe::id. Ju t keep mmring:• dam.:-e," she said." She s.aid Lhe dance §etober 10 2006 The Ranger News Well wriuen, directed, and acted, "Harem padern" pushes the envelope in what we define as family. Even tbough Miluska buys the child, whom she names Franta, from smugglers, it is apparent that she cares for him very much, and may truly be what she needs in this world, Frantisek, though shocked and wary at first, comes to accept the boy, and in one of the most joyous scenes of the film holds the tiny Franta as he kicks a soccer ball around and prepares to shoot for the goal. Martin Horetk returns to the Czech Republic to see his father for what may be the last time, and while doing so must confront him, his mother, stepmother, and the sister be didn't even know he had. Where do families start, where do they end? Identity is the great issue of this film, whether it be a question of family or race. Modem Europe is going through an influx of immigrants from Asia, the Middle East, and Africa, and many Europeans have no idea what to do. As cultures blend and neighbors begin to look very different, many people are unsure of where their cultural heritage will go when there are no more natives. Racism is ever underlying, on the verge of becoming fnlly open, and cultural divides are becoming chasms as old, and new citizens each do what they can to adapt to the new world they find themselves in. "Harem padem" shows the struggle of a shrinking world as Frantisek's drinking buddy asks him how he ended up with a dark baby, "Did you screw a chocolate barT'..he asked. He then proceeds to warn him about the various dark people that are coming to the country and the negative effects that are inevitable with having them in one's life. Frantisek defends his son and family at the risk of alienating one of his oldest friends. Throughout the film, characters are shown expressing some form of insecurity at the development and changes occurring all around them. Europe is changing and must learn to deal with that, "Herem padem" proves to be a not so gentle reminder wrapped in humor. Growing Pains By Ramon A. Jaimez, JoimeOOI@uwp.edu "Horem padern" (Up and down), directed by Jan Hrebejk, a comedy about family. home, culture. and identity was shown at the Union Cinema en Oct. 4 as part of the Student Foreign Film Series. Set in the Czech Republic, the film first shows the audience a supposed pair of truckers discussing the amazing variety of tastes that exist between different cultures and the similarities between deep-fried bat and KFC. Soon there after. however, their true vocation as smugglers is revealed, as they cross the border into the Czech Republic and let a cargo load of refugees from various countries into a new life. The plot starts to roll the next time they stop and realize that a baby was left in the back of the truck. Here the story disjoints to Professor Otakar Horeck (played by Jan Triska) enjoying coffee with his farnily,.and then suffering some sort of attack while giving a lecture. As his son Martin Horeck (played by Petr Forman) returns after spending 20 years in Australia, we learn that his parents are estranged and that his father has a new family. Here again, the story disjoints to Miluska (played by Natasa Burger), a childless wife who is about to steal a baby from a carnival but is caught and winds up in the custody of security, who just happens to be her husband Frantisek Fikes (played by Jiri Machacek). It seems that ber desperation for a child-is reaching its peak. From here on out, the individual stories intertwine as Miluska purchases the baby discovered by the smugglers and Frantisek agrees to keep the boy, who is . Indian, despite the obvious difficulties that present themselves with convincing others that the boy is truly theirs. Martin Horeck . returns to a country and home of which he is no" longer a part and eventually encounters Frantisek in a struggle with thieves, which ultimately leads to legal intervention in everyone's' lives. Wednesday, IIrl."~rII @8:00pm II~I.t I Comedy Hypnotist I • Sponsored by Di~jn9Se~c. \ta ,~~ Chicken Scaloppini Pasta Carbonara Roasted Yellow Squash & Zucchini Cous Cous & Biscotti Cookies for Dessert Zuppa Toscana Soup 7 A Greek Week Treat BY D. WHITE WHITE041@UWP.EDU Anita Robenson, vice president and events coordinator of Greeks at Parkside, and members of GAP held a Greek week Oct 2-5. GAP is an organization composed of all the Greek letter organization at UWParkside. Greek week events were different each day, giving students the chance to learn or interact from a new aspect sponsored by Greeks at UWParkside. Monday a GAP table was set up 00 the bridge with information about the week's events including a bulletin board displaying information about the different Greek organizations at UWParkside. Tuesday was the knowledge enrichment program that had about 30 non Greek students in attendance. The non Greeks were given the opportunity to ask or write any questions to ask the Greek panel. The Greek panel consisted of one representative from each Greek organization at UW-Parkside that participaled in the event. Wednesday in Ranger Hall was game night. also hosted by the Greeks. Games played included che ....... Taboo. and Dominos and refreshment-. were served accommodating a crowd of about 40 students. Thursday, GAP moved the events to a more '<>Cial auno phere and held a Den Night. Den nigfu had 3 combination of Greek and non-Greek joining to have fun wuh music hy WIPZ. The ne,t G P program" ,II he 3 stroll exposiuon on Ocr 2 J :J( noon In fain Place. "It \\ III he a gn."'Utbow," said Robertson Raben on ""d th Greek Week. program are Important to mtorm students about Grcek-, and allow tbcm to a..k que tion in a ca ual "'ulOg"h gives ..tudents '-<)rJ1(thlngdlllc.:rcnt to do and gives more opn n for clubs,' t said. Robert-on . id being a member of GAP and Zeta 1'111 Beta sorority make, planning for cent difficult at 11m., "l have 10 plan "en in the summer 1\\111 nOI do the same: programs." ,he Id. She ""d Greel n be po ..i.t.i\ e role:modd and that It I nece-....an for Gn:e .... to h \ , "Greek ~ eek ho\\ v. e b.1\ unit nd ,ho\,o s "e are lOt rc:s.ted an the udC'n at U\\-Park ,d' oc'tober 10 200& - The Ranger News Growing Pains I)' Ramon A. Jai er,, JalmeOOI wp.ed wHmt:111 p; Jcm" t p ·m d Yon 1. jrei:tnf b_ Jan l-11 d.1 ~jk, com d} all Lil f. mil , Io e, culture, and i nth , \\a.-. ~hm n t tht Lininn in rna n L 4 a:. part ot [h~ Studer l oreign J-ilm n1: . S!!l in l • 'E..edt { [lllbhc- the film flrst ~h 1w., the audfem:1: uppos p,11 r oflrtl'locr:, discu sing lh• liffi:Ving \ari t oft le~ 1.bai e i. l ween diffe cnl ~ulture. and ilic similari1ie" b IWcen di.:cp-frkd bat, nd KF . um cbcre after, howc · • th ·1 LI c vocaticm m; :muggier i n.-, a lcd, :.. lhey noss the bt rder into the lC -h RcpubJic ~d le a ca u Jn,.1d of ri:fugee~ from vari u. counLric into , 1.1ew li fe. Tl plot tarts lo roll the n ]( L lim U1.:-y !>lO and rc,1li1e I.hat aby W':,, I in the hack of 1he l11..lck. ere the ~l '1' di.sjoim. to rofo · ·or Otakar J loreck 1 plaFd lo J n Trfsku c njoying c lfoe \ ich hi famil . and the ~ufferin~ s.omt: art uf all.ad,. hil giving !t.:c.rure . hi. n l\fo r1 in [Jorcck J y by P tr Forman> rem.ms aft pending 20 ye.i:r: in/\u,t.ralin, we learn thalhis p ~nti. ar~ .tranged and ltwt hi father ha::. an w f mily. Hen: again, tht- story cli Join · l MiiLL'). a (p1l:ty~d by atasa Burger . 1itdlc l,, wife •b.o is abom lo ,teal ,ab hy fmm a arni. al bulls (;..taght and winds up in th~ cu tod; of se('.urit). who j I l h:ippen o be h ·r husband Fran ti k Fi:kc ployed }' Jin' ch. eek) . 1t ~,ciru; lhat her cksp~n:nion for a child i. reat·hing i peak, From he t.: un oul, 1e indi iJual ~turie · mtert.win :11: uska pur h Lhc bah;• di co ered b ' the rnug •IL-rs and Frantise · :rnre ;!., lo keep the b ·• wh i, Indian. de.spite the ob •i mb difficul1ie~ at present them he. •i lh cunvin ing lhe that th boy i!, tn1ly their . ·a n Ho rcturru; to a country an h me of ~bii..·h he i. no lon ge and \cnlll.a.11 enr.ounte ranti ck in .a suu~gle with thi ve , which ultimately h.•ad t le a.I I 'C. Modem urope is going th rough an innux ol imm1F,ran1! from A ·ia. th 11,'liddle Ea!.L. and Africa. and man:r intcrventio.a ·n c•,cryon 's' lives, n L Wednesday, lkf•l•I' II @8:00pm ll~/1:/f Comedy Hypnotist Chicken Scaloppini Pasta Carbonara Roasted Yellow Sq a h & Zucchi i Cou Cou & Biscotti Coo ·es for Dessert Zuppa Toscana o p e.dnertda \ gt octobet \ \am-a,rn L1 ·de Cafe par"'s, AG eek Week Trea 7 - , 8 UESTION' SUE What do you think about f proposed state amendmen that would ban same·sex marriages and civil unions. Photol and reporting by Dan Torkllnn Ithink its crap! David Varga, 18, English Does not really matter to me. Jeff Knapp. 18, Undecided. c---"I'i::.believe that marriage is an institution created by god between one man and one woman. And not defined by social norms or institutions. I understand the implications for rights violations. I just don't feel like the rights of a married couple should be severed to fit the cry of the general public to be tolerant and obliterate the principle truth of this biblical blessing. Idefiantly think Iam going to vote no. Stephanie Radtke, 20, criminal justice Ihave no problem with it. Richard Rogers, 21, Management information systems 8.... .-.-. :-:- LS October 10, 2006 This is Jacob, host of Jacob's Jazz snow on 88.5 FM WIPZ. Tune into my show every Tuesday at 11:00 a.m. to hear the very best in big band, swing, bebop, and jazz fusion. If you have any requests, you can call the request line or stop by Molinaro D131 and ask me to playa tune, Here is a list of five songs that Ithink everyone should ~~~(Ij~~_check out. 1. Dizzy Gillespie - "A Nighl in Tunisia" t 2, Dexler Gordon - "Cheese Cake" 3. John Coltrane ~ "Blue Train" 4. Charles Mingus - "Goodbye Porkpie Hal" 5. Cannonball Adderley - "Au linn n Leaves·t that permits tIii Love is 1oV~ :Wtl do not necessarily oose \\lho we love, rather ,,':·:k.i'liiftj~lllSus, 'fie it a man Jov,. . than just English students, though. Thepaper involves illustrators, photographers. web designers, writers! rep<;lrters,eopy editors. and much _ . .so. If you re Uli*e~ tact 6Ili!I of: I to have ~.Seeya SOOIl! -'Brett Houdek - .--- -. - ,.; - .." .0 .. - __ ~ __ .; ~ ~ _ .: __ B OP IO S E What .to think about t proposed state a111end111an t at ovl a 1a111e· ex marrlag civll nlon Photos r-,ortl•t by forkllsen U) w er= 0 -2 •- I .8... [ t.hir1 it np l avid Varga. ngli sh Does not re;11ly mnt!CT to m • Jt:tT n,app. 18. Undecided 1 have.: prnblern Roge , 21. Marwgen1en1 informulion J.~ terns Help Wanted! Bren H ud to more . ,. -october 10 2006 9 Maybe, rather than raise your ann in pretest, you'd sooner stick out your arm where you know WUdo some good. 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Each band will playa tribute to UW-Parkside, so come and vote for your favorite. Climb the rock wall and eat a picnic dinner on the Union Patio as you listen to bands battle. , Friday, 3-8pm Union Patio FREE Rain Site Union Square ClRclCERIcI1aiRr.me YWz.· IIDMIIstFracrlckWlIIas I LOVE to "swing my watch for a good lime." OK, I don't actually use a watch but I sure have fun hypnotizing people and you will have fun watching! Winters is an annual favorite and has been selected as the 2006 Campus Entertainer of the Year. Don't miss this hypnotizing and funny show! Friday, 8-9pm Union Square FREE lu_wiIII ..... Free refreshments. Friday, 9pm-Midnight The Den FREE PHEMIcktails First 100 people free and every mocktail there after only $1.00. The University of Wisconsin-P',arkside Invites You To Fall Fest 2006 October 20,-22, 200,6 Fun! Fun! 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Famous Dave's is hiring! We're located in Pleasant Prairie off Hwy. 50. Looking 'for outgoing personalities for our host counter Stop by return. Now hiring Old Navy at Prime Outlets in Pleasant Prairie. Hiring extravaganza Saturday September 30 10 a.m. to 6 p.m, at Lakeview RecPlex. Applications and immediate interviews. Contact Sara, 414- 287-0792. Do you want to be a mentor? Are you 21? Do you have two free hours a week? Contact Huck at 656-8420 ext. 175. Aurora Medical Center volunteers invite you to join our hospital volunteer group. We greet patients and visitors, transport patients to their cars and much more. CaU for more information - Peggy Crane 948- 5605. Located at 1040075" Street, Kenosha. San Juan Diego Middle School, Racine WI, Volunteers needed. One day/evening/ week. After school activities program, M-T-W 3:30 - 5 p.m. Mentoring Program M-T-W-T 7 - 8:30 p.m. Dr. Pam Ray, Coordinator rayp@sjdms.org. Actors Wanted Actors wanted for short films and features. All types needed. Must be over 18. No previous acting experience required. Shooting locations include Racine and Kenosha, screen tests will be held Sunday, October I". A second date may be scheduled based on the number of responses. Crew also needed. Ecmail Prof. Jay McRoy atjaymcroy@hotinail.com for more information. Safe Haven of Racine, Inc. Relief Staff openings. Part time, weekends, holidays - 24 hr. residential shelter and transitional living programs. Applications online-at: www.safehavenofracine.org $7.50/$8.5'0 per hour. Flexible schedule. Museums need you! Consider volunteering at the Kenosha Public Museum or the Dinosaur Discovery Museum! Have fUI) and meet people from around the world. Great experience. Call (262) 653-4139. Meet the World at Parkside Join us for the weekly meetings of Parkside International Club (PIC) every Wednesday at 12: 00 in Molinaro 109. For more information, contact President: komaldhindsa@gmail.com or vice president: iakhalid@yahoo.com. 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' 1 ~ I ~· l1 . ,t Staff And Fa • Increase he unity's Aw ur Bus'ne Only Local Med' nteed To Re University of Wisconsin-Pmkside's Student Newspaper -------==-- 12 The Ranger News • October 10, 2006 Moot Point by TJ Hysell Another Subplot by Matthew Gonya and Henry D. Gaskins Stick Figure Ninjas by Aaron Fanning o<Iay's dialogt>e /'Ought t~ you by inja ScriptC' Stick Figure Theatre by Joseph Marek Oh come on! halloween costumes? how cliche .» Not Enough Hour In The Day by r.c. DeWitt YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE AWESOME? BEING!, SUPERHERO. \ ,/ IMore random stupid- VV<1r<d ity from former junkie Tony Kinnard roadie We Join our enu-heroessnck Man and Elektro er ttie Cartoon Character Unemployment Office ... Send all hate mail todarkstar13_2001@yahoo.com AKA Badness by Katie Zimpel C'R'<OAT\'JE TEACI-\\N0 f'J\£,t\01)5 ~EETING5. CITIZENSI I AM THE BATMAN! DOTH THOU KNOWETH A YOUNG LAD WHOM I M"'V SLAP ON JADE SHORT-SHORTS AND MAkE MY WARD? <, YOU IDIOT1 YOU'RE NO BATMAN! AND WHO WOULD EVER WANT TO HECK YEAH! I'D BE ~ SIDEICICK? BE WOLVElUNE Charles the Hammer byZack Keehan hat must be it! Ycu'r-e so. smart, Morin. How would I survive without you? Her! ·Sorry to interrupt but doesn't Charlemagne still have the kitty hat? 2- +< 5 • Gain Experience in Every Aspect of Journalism. • Meet Interesting People • Build a Solid Resume Meetings every Monday at oon in Molinaro D139. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 37, issue 5 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. E-mails no Longer Forwarded Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document ·Jhe . ~Ran er Women's ~'------u-nIVerSIty~W1 N e s .__._~_ VOlleYbal~.,. 7 sconlln ..Parkllde ' s Student N bySfWknuuflN:U,",,,,~uf~.fb~rwJn.r.urr.,w.,~ .wspaper ".0 ""''''''poiItntltfttl---. I By Brett Houdek ... deOOO@uwp.edu Automatic e-mail forwarding on the UW-Parkside's e~mai1system has been phased out. Incoming students used to I be able to select an option when I setting up their UW-Parkside \ e-mail account that would allow them to automatically forward any e-mails sent to their UW- Parkside account to their primary e-mail account. Due to some incidents in the past, however, this automatic e-mail forwarding option is notavailable anymore. It was Ann Marie Durso, UW.Parkslde's chief Information officer Forwarded W1PZ Creates Position when automatic forwarding was ~ of Diversity Director In place due to some failure or • filtering that occurred on the third party mail system or in shipping the messages over the ~xtemal network," . There have been many cases in the world that have dealt with identity theft and worries ov~r information security. By taking away the automatic e- mailing option from all incoming students, Uw-Parkside can keep track of all the e-mails that are being sent and received. This prevents the chance of some unwanted intrusions within the e-mailing system. However, continuing students who selected the automatic forwarding option when they opened their UW- Parkside e-mail account will still be receiving the forwarded e- mails. This option was not taken away from continuing students. What else has been taken away from the e-mail system? According to Ann Marie Durso, it has only been "the automatic forwarding that is being phased out to allow for receipt and storage of e-mail messages on the ParksideMail Servers so we can confirm delivery and recover messages in the event that [they] are accidentally deleted or lost." To further prove why some heavy duty management was needed on the e-mailing system. UW-Parkside's Computer Network Services has taken note of (be e-mail trends at UW- discontinued at the end of the spring 2006 semester. This process could be a little confusing for those who don't know what the automatic forwarding is all about. For example, I have a UW-Parkside e-mail address (houdeOOO@uwp. edu). I also have a primary e-mail account at home (watchit@wi.rr.com). When I first started at UW-Parkside 1 set up my UW-Parkside e- ' mail and selected the automatic forwarding option. If one of my professors e-mailed me at UW-Parkside, then the UW- Parkside e-mail address would automatically send it to my home e-mail account. I could then open and read every single e-mail that I received from either account on just the one at home. which is the main e-mail account that I check. Ann Marie Durso, UW- Parksidc's chief information officer, said that there have been "many instances of important messages such as payroll notices for our staff or specific faculty or administrative office messages to students that never got delivered See E-mail, page 3 BY ROBERT ROSATI ,0soI001@uwp.edu WfPZ amended their con~titution to create the position of diversity director during a weekly meeting on Sept. 2L It was voted upon and passed unanimously by all the members of WIPZ staff who were in attendance at the meeting. An election was then held to determine who would hold the position and after all the votes were tabulated, Edward Griffin was elected the diversity director. Griffin wants to set a hisb c precedent as the first ever diversity director for the campus radio October 3, 2006 station. "Metal land) alternative (are played a lot), and I wam to show that there is different music, mere's different people ... that are part ofWIPZ that aren't really recognized." Among the responsibilities of the diversity director are implementing recruiting and staff-developmem programs to broaden diversity within WIPZ. coordinating a staff of five people that will develop and implement diversity initiatives for me radio station. working with the program and music directors to ensure diversity in on-air programming. Diversity Director •• spoasl • Implement recruiting • Shall attend aU and staff development meetings and a I WI programs to broaden events. diversity within WIPZ. • Work with pr'ogram • Shall coordinate a and mU8ic staff of five indivtduals ensure that will develop and air programming implement diversity • Shall plan one initiatives for WIPZ. per semester that • Member of board of promotes cultu directors, and shall . awareness and have one vote on board diversity of directors. PAB'Brings Ella ToUW·Parkside Elza performing for an intimate audience at Union Square on September 27. BY D. WHITE white041@uwp.edu Advertised as being heard on the television show Smallville. Elza entertained a small crowd in Union Square. A singer and songwriter, from South Carolina. Blza's small frame and blond hair moved with the music while she played ber guitar on Sept 27. Elza said she has being performing for eight years bUI has being playing music since a much earlier age. "As a k.id. I u~e to annoy my parenb by playing music. probably since age four:' said Elza. Elz.a describes her sryle of music as a "soulful acoustic" and loves songwriting. She said she has a desire t.oconnecf with people by performing. ·'1 tried other jobS. but they JUSl did not feel righl;' she said. She said she hopes to inspire and open the minds of her listeners. "1 want my music to empower women and give permission to go for their dreams." she said. Parkside Activities Board "I want my music to empower women and give permission to go for their dreams." Ella, Singer songwriter president Duane John ... on ",.lId they heard Elu perfonning at.J conf~rence and liked her ...ing IO £ ·'It \\a~ unanimous \\ Hh the board to bring Ella to perfonn .• S3.HJ John~on. Johnson said the am'l and U\\_Parkside ...tudent ... can benefit from bringing different type-, of rerfomlCf' "we di\'cr-.if) entertainment. we like to meet everyone' liking, lid Johnson. PAB adveru ...e h~ word 01 mouth. urv C) s, and d gl " ncar the '''(lmen·s <. 01 r t g I tudctu" ...alh .."TlII(lO and Iultitl need ... (If ntcnalOl1lent J(lhru n said th try 10 do I nular e ttl for lude"1 Some UdlCncC 11 mbcrs h. purch,1 Iher D roor Il Ihe pcrfnrrnan ond i1cc:n:d h udl y,hn h he an 10 n' 0 th y nc'" be said her m I routd he he:ml or boll hI a' \\ \\ r z..amu I corn \\ hil he ung ,he hoN.' of that "" I ,,,,,. mpaDled b "",m uf the udl o\:C: IIlgm J dapplllg I lh<: beat \\ .th her "Come get that good copy!" �2~;;;;~;;;;;;;;~;-_-;;;;;~~~;---;~T~h~e~Ra~ng~e~r ~N:=e~w~s:....- O=-c.::..t:...:o:..:b:...:e:.:r...:3:.:.., ~2@f GS TO DO --'-------, 900 Wood Rood Kenosha. WI 53141 Phone:(262)595.2287 Fax: (262) 595-2295 Ads: uwp_cds@yahoo.com Website: rangernewS@uwp.edu Editor·ln·Chlnf Andrew C. Westbrook Westb002@uwp.edu Design Manager Soohyun Kim Kim00009@uwp.edu Business Manager Porminder Singh SinghOOOO@uwp.edu Advertising Manager Henry D. Gaskin, Go,kiOOO@uwp.edu News Pagn Editor Koitlyn Ulmer eopoe666@yohoo.com Sports Page Editor Tyrone Poyton Poyto004@uwp.edu Arts and Culture Page Editnr D. White WhiteD4l@uwp.edu Photo Manager Oon Torkllsen dtorkD2@yohoo.com Illustrator Brinony Forino ortzyonimegirl@ool.com StaH Reporters Robert Rosoti RosotOOl@uwp.edu Brett Houdek DopeyOl©wi.rr.com Copy Edltnrs Joni Oenecki Schmi133@uwp.edu Tina Strouss strouD12@uwp.edu (ossondro Wheeler wheeI019@uwp.edu Tony Kinnord dorlcstor 13_200l@yohoo.com Zochory Keehon KeehoOD3@uwp.edu Aaron Fanning zodio"hodoW@hotmoil.com Advisor TJ Hysell HyseIOO1@uwp.edu Judith Logsdon Log,don@uwp.edu Special rhanks Motthew Gonyo Mission Statement The Ranger News strives to inform, educate, and engage the UW-Porkside community- by publishing well-written, accurate student iournalism on a weekly basis. The Ranger News has meetings e\"cry Monduy at noon. All students and faculty ofUW-Parksid~ are welcome. Please feel free [0 nll~nd. Havcany comments, concerns, questions, or .lolory idea.~? Please e-mail us at rangemews@uwp.edu. We are localed at Wyllie D139C Euch person may take one newspaper per iSSue date. Extrn newspapers call be purchased for $1 apiece. Newspapers Clln be taken on a first come, first serve basis, meaning that on&: they are gone. they are gone. We work on the honor system, bUt_ violators will be prosecuted CE for theft. Faculty members and studems OIgani7.alions who wish to use The Ranger News • in classrooms should consult lhe ASSOQA11O edilOr-in-chief to reserve however ~lm many free copies iliey wish 10 use. PUSS .Wednesday, October 4, 2006 1\:00 AM-8:00 PM Art exhibition: Michelle Tobio & Morgoret Leininger Com. Art, Gollery 12:00 PM·\:OO PM NlIOIIConcert: Pelor Jonkovi<, dossicol guitot Union Cinema 8100 'M-9:30 PM Coffeehouse: Shevy Smilh Union \bevy SmiIh performs songs based on her firsl-hand expelience from growing up ill KolIIGS. 9000 P.II:OO PM Foreign Film: Up & Down Union Cinema ThurJelay, October 5 r 2006 11000 _5:00 'M Art exhiilifion: MidleIIe Tobia & Margarellelninil8f Com.AmG~ 1:00 .... 3:00 PM Men'. Sou.er ¥s. lewis UniYersiIy Wood Rd. Field lUW-Msido slvdenrs free with 0 student ID;adults 55. high school sludents $3, chiIdr.. 12 and under51l 3:30 PM-5:30 PM Women'. Soccer ¥s. lewis UniYmity Wood Rd. Reid lUW·PorIcside s1uden1s free with 0 student 10, adults 55, high school students 53, dlildren 12 and under 5 Il 7:30 PM-9:20 PM Foreign Film: Up & Down Uni", Onemo 7:30 PM-9:45 PM UW·Purkside Community Bond rehearsal Com Am D-118 Friday, October 6, 2006 12100 PM-I:OO PM BioIogi<ol Sden<es Colloquium: 'Moggois ond Murder' Greenquist lDl 12:00 P.I:OO PM Condidote forum: Jim Lodwig Main P!oce, Wyilio Hnll Register 01 Deeds candidote Jim Ladwig comes 10compus 10 mteI with UW·Parkside sludenls. 7:00 PM-8:30 PM VoIIoybaR ¥s. Quincy De Simone liymnaslum, SAC . I\lW-faIbIde slutIeots fr.. with a studenllD,oduhs 55, high school sludents 53, children 12 ood_51) 7:30 PlH:20 ,. for'" RIoa: Up & Down 1lIion Onemo 7:30 ...... 38 PM ~.-ts 1110 Vtgino MenoIaguos 1lIion $qInn This play is ioIended lor mature audietKes. Saturday, October 7, 2006 IIOD P.-3:00 PM ·lJW-Poricside Men', Rugby ¥s. Milwaukee School of Engineering Highway E Reid 1100 '.2:38 P. VoiIeybolI ¥s. Missouri-St.louis De Simone Gymnasium, SAC {uw-PorIcsido studeaIs fr.. with 0 student 10, oduhs 55, highJlhoal sludents $3, dJiIdr.. 12 ond under 5Il ~ 5:00 PIH:45 PM foreign RIm: 'Up and Down' Union Cinema 7:30 P.-t30 PM Freshinki presents 'The Vogina Monologues Union Sq•• ne 8:00 P.-9:4S P. foreign film: 'Up ond Down' Union Goema Sunday, October· 8, 2006 2:00 PM-3:45 P. Foreign Aim: 'Up ond Down' Union Onema 5:00 PM·6:45 PM Foreign Aim: 'Up and Down' Union Onema Monday, October 9, 2006 10:00 AM-\:OO PM Jock Whne Billiards roumoment The Den 11100 AM-5:00 PM Art exhibition: Mkhelle Tobia & Margoret Leininger Com. Arts Gallery 1:00 P.-2:30 PM All Forum: UWSystem Funding: Thol wos Then, This is Now Union Goema HE PUCE BlOlTER 09/25/06 06-576 Traffic Accident - Property Damage. CTH A @ CTH G. 6:40am. Officer flagged dawn and advised of traffic accident. Officer arrive an-scene and take report. Officer cleared. 09/25/06 06·577 Disorderly Conduct. RangerHall I 0:45am. Housing Staff request officers assistance in resolving a verbal argument. Officers arrive, situation taken care of. Officers cleared. ' 09/25/06 06-578 Thefl- From a Motor Vehicle. Ranger Lot. , l: 14pm. Officer takes reporl for stolen UWP Parking Permit. Officer Ie cleared. 09/25/06 06·579 Thefl- From Building. Ranger Hall. f': 2:55pm. Officer takes report for stolen CelJ phone. Officers cleared. 09/25/06 06-580 Theft- From Building. Molinaro Hall. 3:24pm. Officer lakes report for stolen Cash from desk drawer. Officers cleared. 09/25/06 06-581 Property Damage/Personal Property. SAC Lot. 6:06pm. Officer lakes report for a vehicle that had been Keyed or Scratched. Officer cleared. 09/26/06 06-582 Suspicious Circumstances. Union Lot. 1:59am. Officer view suspicious activity near vehicle in Union Lot. Officers approach vehicle. Passenger was cited for Underage Drinking Violation. Officers cleared. 09/26/06 06-583 Disorderiy Conduct. Comm Arts Lot. 9:55am. Complainant reported a student verbally harassed her. Officer takes report. Officers cleared 09/26/06 06-584 Theft - From Building. Molinaro Hall. 12:57pm. Complainant reported the theft of books from his office. Officer takes report. Officers cleared. 09/26/06 06-585 Theft - From Building. Sports Activity Center. 6:12pm. Complainant reported his walJet was taken from an unlncked locker. Officer takes report. Officers cleared: 09/26/06 06-586 Harassment - Sexual. Ranger HalJ. 7:31pm. Complainant came to UWPPD front desk to report-an. incident of Harassment. Officer takes report, Officer cleared. 09/27/06 06-587 Harassment - Threats. Ranger Hall. l2:49am. Complainant reports another student threatened her. Officer takes report. Officers cleared. -119/27/06 06-$B8 Tcaffic Accidenl- Property Damage. Uninn Lot. I :21pm. Dispatch received call from Call box reporting a traffic accident with no injuries. Officer takes report. Officer cleared. 09/27/06 06-589 Traffic Violation. CTH JR @ CTH E. 2:36pm. Citation issued to Matthew C Abraham for Failure to Obey Sign. Officer cleared .. 09/21/06 06-590 Other UWS 18 Violations. CTH E @ CTH JR. 3:25pm. Citation issued foe Misuse of Parking Services. And verbal warning for No Driver's License. Officers cleared. 09/27/06 06-591 Theft- From a Motor Vehicle. Union Lot. 5:04pm. Complainant reports computer equipment and other items taken from his vehicle. Officer takes report. Officer cleared. 09/27/06 06-692 Traffic Violation. Outer Loop Road @ CTH G. 5:36pm. Citation issued to Crystai L Garcia for Speeding. Officers cleared. 09/27/06 06-593 Traffic VioJation. Outer Loop Road @ CTH G. 6:55pm. Citation issued to Mandi K Andrews for Speeding. Officers cleared. 09/27/06 06-594 Tzaffic Vi;lation. Comm Arts Lot. 1O:J3pm. Citation issued to Ian W Dreger for Failure,to Fasten SeatbeJt and Verbal Warning for Speeding. Officers cleared. 09/28/06 06-595 Traffic Yiolation. CTH JR @ Outer Loop Road. 3:22pm. Citation issued for Mandatory Seatbelt Requirement and Verbal Warning for Speeding lo Scort H Simonsen. Officers cleared. 09/28/06 06-596 Traffic Accident - Hit and Run. Union Circle Drive. 3:26pm. A witness viewed a Red Cherokee strike a vehicle and leave the area. Case still Active. Officer cleared .. 09/28/06 06-597 Traffic Violation. Comm Arts Lot. 8:45pm. "2" Citations issued to Ericka L Owens for Operating Left of Cenler Line and Driving on Sidewalk. And '-2" Verbal Warnings for Faiiore to Yield Right of Way whiJe making left turn and FaiJure to Follow indicated turn. Officers cleared. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 37, issue 5, October 3, 2006 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 37, issue 4 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Technology at UW-Parkside Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document --- og,~ RTahne Latina B ~ Ne s ~~,~,~:~~~,m,m~ UnIvenItv 01 Wlsconsln·ParlaIde', Student Newspaper BY BRETT' HOUDEK houdeOOO@uwp.edu ( ... Continued from previous issue) UW-Parkside has made some technological changes recently. The school also plans on making some more tech changes in the near future. In the Wyllie 0150 Mac Lab, the computers have been replaced with 27 new Apple G5s. This upgrade cost $80.400 and was funded by the Student Tech Fee budget. In the Business Lab, Molinaro 318, 25 computers (pcs) were replaced. This upgrade cost $26,800 and was funded by the Laboratory and Classroom Modification budget. Two printers requiring Ranger Cards in the library and Molinaro 117 have been replaced. This $4,500 upgrade was funded by printing revenues. Six wheelcbair accessible computer work stations will be installed in the open labs within the next few months. The change is currently estimated to be $3,700, which will also be funded by the Laboratory and Classroom Modification budget. The computer labs' computers are currently replaced in cycles of three years for PCs and four years for Macs. There bave also been many lab software upgrades. These include Mac OS, Mathematica, Adobe Creative Suite, MacroMedia Studio, and ToonBooms. This software will be available in most open computer labs in Wyllie and Molinaro. The $24,400 upgrade was funded by both the Student Tech Fee budget and the Campus CONTIN-UE PAGE 3 Technology at UW-Parkside (Part III) Technology Services operating budget. The school also purchased additional copies of programs it already had in use, sucb as Photoshop, Illustrator, Visual Studio.net so that they could be more available to students. Assistance using these software packages is available through tbe Lab Assistant Desks in both Wyllie 0150 and Molinaro 117. Faculty members who teach in the computer labs often request software upgrades in order to' keep up with what's being used in today's industries. Many employers today are looking to hire people who are more familiar with these widely used software packages; therefore, more UWParkside classes are using tools like Photoshop and illustrator for projects. Having these programs available to students all the time in the open labs will be a huge benefit. The SOLAR -$ystem (peopleSoft Student Administration System) is currently in the process of upgrading to the latest version, 8.9. This new version will provide a more user friendly and stateof- the-art Student Information System for students, faculty, and staff. Version 8.9 is expected to be available to everyone in early January 2007. Requested by the Student Financials office, the new Tuition Management Services program . will make paying tuition easier for those who use UW-Parkside's tuition payment plan options. Benefits include a quicker turn-around time and detailed accounting information for both the student and university. For those who use the Tutoring Center, an up-to-date TutorTrac tutoring system will easily B n Houde keep - . 1'holO by re What is in the Master Plan? Meil's Cross-Co 'page 6 Coach Collapses on Cross Country Track BY ANDREW WESTBROOK westbOO2@uwp.edu High school students, coaches, and a UW-Parkside police officer came to the aid of a cross-country coach from Shoreland High School wbo collapsed on the UW-Parkside Cross-Country Track on Monday, Sept. 18. The Shoreland High Scbool Cross Country team had been warming up for .practice on the track 10 to 15 minutes when Rev. Stephen Hintz collapsed. A Shore land High School identified in the Sept. 19 edition of Kenosha News as Mark Zondag used an emergency-call button, alerting UW-Parkside Police. UW-Parkside Police officer Chris Moeller, who bad been nearby at the Sports & Activity Center, was able to make it to the scene quickly. He said that wben he arrived, the students pointed him in a westerly direction on the track. According to Moeller, two assistant coaches from the high school were attending to the coach when he am ved; one of the coaches was performing CPR. Moeller retrieved the Automatic External Defibrillator from his vehicle, which he used to administer one shock to Hintz after taking over the CPR process from the assistant coach. A few minutes later, Engine 6 of the Kenosha Fire Department arrived and took over. They removed the AED and replaced it with a unit of their own while continuing the resuscitation process. The emergency squad, MED 5, arrived not long after and Hintz was transported to Kenosha Medical Center. According to a story in the aforementioned story in the Kenosha News Hintz is in critical condition but expec~ed to survive. He is presently in the Critical Care Unit of the Kenosha Medical Center, but they were not legally able to release to The Ranger News any details of Hintz' present condition. BY MARY RENEE pIRRELLO plrreOOQ@uwp.edu Are you tired of hunting of parking each time you amve on campus? Are you frustrated with which lot to park in for convenience? -Well, it's going to get a little harder before it gets better - and soon! UW-Parkside will begin preparation of a new Master Plan in February, 2005 to guide an exciting new I?hase of growth. Several major construction projects are lD the works, including renovation and expansion of the Student Union and Communication Arts building, new residence halls, and others. . . According to UW-Parkslde s Web site, "The Master Plan is needed to assure that the campus retains its unique character and identity, preserves important environmental assets, and constructs new buildings that match the consistent architecture of the original buildings from the late 1960's and early 1970's." CONTINUE PAGE 3 . "Come get that good copy.t» n lo - t ar Latina 8 page side (Part Im Men's Cross-Co page 6 Coach Co ap es on ~ Country Track What is in the Master Plan? gu d n • citing new ~hru.e of growth. S ·\·er m3Jo~ n~ttu lion projecls :ire IJl lhe works. inclutlir1g renovation d e,;pan- iun of 1 • t~dem Unimi nd ommu111cal10!I Arts building, new residrnce- hall , nd others. . , Ac.cordin!,! to '- ark.!,Je $ \ eb itc ''The 11! t I Plan ii; needed 111 a . ure tfr t lhe c' 1pus retain. jl;', unjquc eharacrc and d ,, ' Co1ne get that ~o copy· The Ranger News 900 Wood Road Kenosha, WI 53141 phone:(262)595.2287 Fax: (262) 595·2295 Ads: uwp_ads@yahoo.com Website: rangernewS@uwp.edu Edllor,ln·Chlef Andrew C Westbrook Wes1b002@uWjl.edu . CM. Fanning Fonni007@uWjl.edu Soahyun Kim Kim00009@uwp.edu Managing Edilar Design Manager Business Manager Parminder Singh . SinghOOOO@UWjl.,du Adverlising Manager . Henry O. Gaskins • GaskiOOO@uWjl.edu News Page Edilor . 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Please e-mail us at: mngemews@uwp.edu. We are located at Wyllie D139C Each person may take one newspaper per issue date. Extra newspapers can be purchased for S I apiece. Newspapcm can be taken on a first come. first serve basis. meaning trull once they are gone, they are gone. We work on the ho~or system, but violators will be prosecuted a? for thefL Faculty members and students organizations who wish to use The Ranger News • in classrooms should consult the ASSIQClAltD edilor-in--ehief to reserve however 0JU.IlGIA1'I many f~ copies they wish to use. PUB < :September 26, 2006 /-' , - GS TO 0.0 THE U Tuesday. September 26. 2006 U:ooAM- 8:00 PM Art exhibition: Roy and Mary Behrens Com. Arts Gallery A mixed media exhibition featuring paintings with textile accents in knots and stretched fabric. Wall hangings include small pieces done in cloth and string. The exhibition also features digital prints many of which involve partially obscured faces . Wednesday. September 27. 2006 ll:OOAM- 8:00 PM Art exhibition: Roy and Mary Behrens , Com. Arts Gallery A mixed media exhibition featuring paintings with textile accents in knots and stretched fabric. Wall hangings include small pieces done in cloth and string. The exhibition also features digital prints many of which involve partially obscured faces. 12:00 PM- I:00 PM Noon Concert: David Bohn & Brian Tairaku Ritchie Com. Arts D118. tree Organist David Bohn is joined by Brian Tairaku Ritchie, a founding member of the rock group Violent Femmes.on the Shakuhachi (Japanese flute) for a Noon Concert that gives you more! 12:00 PM· I:00 PM National Hispanic Read In Main Place Students gather to read their favorite passage from a book written by a Hispanic author, . 3:00 PM- 7:00 PM WIPZ Patio Concert Union Patio/Union Square 6:30 PM· 11:00 PM Gamma Alpha Omega Den Night The Den 8:00 PM- 9:15 PM Coffeehouse featuring Eliza Union Square 9:30 PM· 11:30 PM Foreign Film: 'Der Untergang' (DownfaJl) Union Cinema Thursday. September 28",2006 . 11:00 AM· 5:00 PM Art exhibition: Roy and Mary Behrens Com. Arts Gallery A mixed media exhibition featuring paintings with textile accents in knots and stretched fabric. Wall hangings include small pieces done in cloth and string. The exbJbition also . features digital prints manyof ~veflirlialJy obscured faces. 7:30 PM- 9:45 PM UW·~ CQI!ll!!Imity~ rebeadaI Com Arts ]),118 The UW-ParllsilJet1W hiIknd~ area lDU~icians anoutlet lotdll!it~ ....,rej· ~ iIIi!l~es tor personal growth. Conducted by Mar!( Eichner, the baPd'8 repertoire includes traditional band mU$icas ~ .b.I1.rl"lq"ueqaJmtt>clarlll8lIic'a~l lpliiJecle~s,~~' ~ (I8tes _ '~,,~;~.l'l Niw. 2and nee 1.[..· . Friday, September 29, 2llO6 1:00PM· 3:00PM Men's Soccer V8. Northern Kentucky Wood Rd. Field 3.30PM- 5:30 PM omen's Soccer V8. Northern Kenmclry Wood Rd. Field Saturday, September 30, 2006 No events are on today's schedule yet. Sunday, October I, 2006 12:00 PM· 2:00 PM Men's Soccer Vs. Bellarmine University Wood Rd, Field 2:30 PM· 4:30 PM Woernn's Soccer vs. BelJannine University Wood Rd. Field . Monday, October 2. 2006 . No events are on today's schedole yet. ,;=P=~ LICE B lOll ER 06·562 Medical Assist. Cross Country Trail. 4:04 pm. Officer responded to emergency phone call reporting a male subject collapsed. CPR and an AEO lifepack was used until rescue arrived. 06-563 Alarm - Building/Business. Dispatch received an active alarm set off by an employee entering an alarmed area. 06·564 Theft - All other. WYLL. 9:57 'pm. A student reported money missing from a lost/found wallet. 06-565 Disorderly Conduct. University Apartments. 12:lOam. Officers were requested for a disturbance call of two. individuals being disorderly. 06-566 Theft - From Motor Vehicle. Union Lot. 9:14 am. A student reported a missing student annual permit. 06-567 Fire Drill. MOLN. 1:31 pm. Afire drill was conducted in MOLN. Evacuation complete with minimum difficulties. Alarm panel reset 06-568 Alarm - Fire. University Apartments. 3:22pm. UWPPD Alarm Panel-reports active alarm. Officers . respond and reports no fire or smoke. Alarm reset. Officers cleared. . 06-569 Traffic Violation. STH 31 @ Old Greenhay Road. Citation issued to Miranda L Gerstman for Failure to Stop at Sign. Officers cleared. 06·570 Emergency Crisis Intervention. Molinaro Hall. 1.24pm. Officer respond to a report of student shouting and hanging his head against tahle. Subject transported to Student Health Services. Officers cleared. 06-571 Traffic Accident - Hit and Ron. Carom Arts Lot. 3:27pm. Officer takes report. Officer cleared. 06·572 Traffic Violation. STH 31 @ CTH E. 8:56pm. Citation issued to Brian S Hrpeck for Failure to Stop at Sign. Officer cleared .~ 06-573 Traffic Violation. 4500 Block of CTH E. 8:53pm. Citation issued to Stacie M Foller for Speeding. Officers cleared 06-574 Traffic Violation. STH 31 @ CTH E. 9:20pm. Citation issued for Failure to Fasten Seatbelt and Yerbal warning for Violation of traffic-control Signal to Michael L Halmi. Officer cleared. 06·575 Medical Assistance. Union Circle Drive. 4:31 pm. Report of Female not feeing well. Officer responded and stood by until Medical Units arrived. Subject treated then transported to Hospital. Officer cleared. 900 Wood Road Kenosha, WI 3 41 Phone:{262)595.2287 fax:(242J595-22f5 Ads: uwp ads@ya oo.com Web,tte~ ran efMW uw,,.edu lalHor•ht-Chlef M11 ag IE tfor 5 II Art1 tul Pho ,., Da11 Im . et1 d arka2 liaci.c m IIHII or Britteny fllri1111 amyallimeglrl@ooloom hlff rtan [ tDOBlsh a nloiali R1M100l@11WJ1.edu Bretl oudtk DopeyG1®wiJr.clil1 Tony Krn1111rd ilor~11tl3,_:ZOOJ@vahao.<om Ztxbary ~ID'.I eebm103@uwp.edu Aor II FllnnTn z:odim~aw®li111miliLcm11 Mission Stat• •nt The Ranger News strives lo inkirm, educate1 and engog the UW-Fbrlc:side communily by publishing well-written, accurate s.fudent ioumalism on o wee ly basis. The Ran er News d fa 2006 nhem Kemuck 2006 are n today' hedule L rl ~006 mven.iry . -006 - hedul } t, 9-21 20-06 ll} • par1men1 an ~ all t I\ o 0 -- Thcft -Fmm I h rV hi h.:. 11ion Lt .. i4 W11 A tw..l • t repo d mi!.s ing, sLudem 11nual nmL. 6-567 Fir Drill. tOL . 1:31 p 1. • tire drill s conductc-d in MO 11ac11ation compl~1.e with minimum difti uhic~. Alurm panel r~se 06-568 'PP - 69 Trafhc: 10l&1io11.. STH 31 ~ Old Grttnbny Roa . itatinn i ~ueJ to Mirand Gerstman for Failure lo Stop at ign, Oflt1:cn. cleared. 06- -70 m rgency Crl is Int l'Vi!lliion. olin ro Hall. 1.24pm. 0 ficer n:.~pontl t a report f ·tud m shoutmg , nnd banging hi. hL.:a.d again L rnble. Subje~l transpo~d tu tudenl Health Services_ Offi rs leared. 06-571 Traffic A ddem - n and Run . Comm m Lot. 3:17pm. Officer takes reμort. 0 ficcr cleared. 06-572 rti.ffic rnlation. TH I @ CTl-l E. 8:56pm. Cum.ion ii; ued lO Brian I rpeck for failure lO lop ill Sign. Officer d SITd .O'Jf.&7AJ6 06- 74 Tr..ifhc wl 1ticm. STH JI m CTI-I E. 9:20pm. Citation issu d ti r Failur lo Falilcn eaibelt and · crbaJ wamin for Violation of traffic-control ignal. lO , 1 had L Haltru. O!fi '.f d arcd. 06-575 ~~:--- __ P_~--.:R~ ~:.!:p~te~m~b:e~2r0:2-0:6-6:,-:- -!T~h:!e~R~a~n~ge~r~.N~e~W~S~:~::::~~::~~~~=_=_=_=_=_=_=_=_=_=_=_=_=_~=_=_=_=_=_=_=_}Technology CONTINUE the smaller classrooms at a much affordable price. Each unit cost $9,000. Smart Board units were chosen over permanent installetion options because of the dynamic nature of Extension 2567. Ask for Linda or Chuck. This number may also be called to repon problems with any of the technological devices. There is no charge for using most of the school's devices, unless otherwise specified, as with the paid printers. Regarding the students' tuitions, Ann Marie Durso, UW-Parkside's chief information officer, said that "the Student Tech Fee Budget is the only part of the students' tuition that goes towards computers and other technologies. This is a fixed percent of the students' annual tuition that is set at a UWSystem level." There are very strict guidelines that determine the types of technological investments that these student funds can go toward. For one thing, they musr be exclusively for student use and available to all students. There is also a formal process for submitting, reviewing, and the finalizing these investment proposals. The review and approval is done by the Studeot Tech Fee Committee and is comprised of UW-Parkside'$ Technology Management, the associate vice chancellor for Student Services, the director of Student Life, and numerous student representati ves, In the recent past, there have been numerous technological devices and gadgets stolen from UWParkside. According to Durso, UW-Parkside has "conducted an automated physical inventory of all PCs, laptops, and servers on campus." The university is still looking at process improvements to "allow better tracking and management of university technology assets," "To [effectively] manage our technology requires our working together, listening (0 one another, and making wise and cost-effective choices," Durso said. ''This requires compromise and a better collective understanding of what technology is available, where it's going, and what it takes to work and pay for all of us." the remodeling on campus and because the units add the interactive features that permanent installations lack. The Smart Boards have been funded by the Laboratory and Classroom Modification budget. There are 12 Smart Board units (eight in Molinaro, two in Greenquist, and two in the Communication Arts building). They were installed before the spring 2006 semester ended. Special training for the use of the Smart Boards may be scheduled by calling the ITS Audio/Visual staff at upgrade, etc.) has beeo funded by the Campus Technology Services operating budget or the budgets of the specific administrative departments that requested the upgrades. Smart Boards have also been added to certain classrooms. Smart Boards are large, interactive screens that allow the presenter or professor to write notes on the image displayed. They are also easy-to-use general projection devices for viewing DVDs and VHS tapes. Smart Boards bring up-to-date technology to to by Soohyun Kim track of student demographics and enrollment data in order to better serve students. The Student Records office has also requested a revision the Degree Audit Reporting System (DARS). This will be done to provide accurate and easy-tounderstand graduation audits for students. All Enterprise software (peopleSoft version 8.9, Tuition Management Services, Tutor'Irac, DARS ;.X;; S!% 4&JM <uw !(P UW-Parkside Parking Lot CONTINUE expansion of parking lots at the Union and the Communication Arts building, giving them a total of 525 and 702 spots, respectively. The widening of Inner Loop Road for two-way traffic will coincide with the Union expansion beginning in March. John Desch of Facilities Management said the plan bas a timetable of live to sbe year~ and will happen;n phases. These changes will address the concerns that were brought up about the parking, as the number of parking spots closer to campus 'in increase. The shuttJ: bus will loop into three areas of the campus on the route, and all the students who live on campus will have a safer. friendlier "pass-through" environment to ~set from the dorms to the classroom buildings. The shuttle bus will keep running. even though its route may chance; it will continue to pick up and drop off students at the Union and the Communication Arts building and ride out to Tallent hall. which is planned to have ~5~ spars in which to park. To view the shuulc bus's new route schedule for Ihi~ year. those interested can go to \\IWW.UWP· cdu. key word: "shuttle." Lf1~ click on -Shuule Schedule tor ~(I06-2(X)7 UW-Parkside had been looking into a new Master Plan to help them plan for the nextphasenf growth. They held listening sessions where several issues were brought up; among them was the parking situation. The problems brought up about parking were that the Inner and Outer Loop roads needed re-thinking, the access to and between buildings for students with disabilities needed improvement, and the parking seemed sufficient, but improvement was desired in the proximity of parking to the buildings. The result is the Master Plan that is available on UWParkside's Web site. Maps available at the site (specifically the Vehicular Circulation and Parking map) illustrate the plan to widen Inner Loop Road for two-way traffic: The bend around loner Loop Road 'from Molinaro Hall to the Communication Arts building will be closed to through traffic (Only emergency vehicJes will be allO\:ed access.). There will be three loops coming into the campus: one at Wyllie Hall. another at L11CCon)nlUffiCaliOn Al1~ end. and a third just before the present Molinaro Hall and l nion entrances. AI"o in the plan -,are an additional parxmc I t wnh ~5_ pots our ide Wvlhe H"JI and Three top reasons/or taking a Mini Course I. Learn a IOl! 2. Meet people with similar interests! 3. Have fun! Arts and rafts Mind and Bodl Music, Dance, Sports Language and Wntlne; Food and Dnnl Home and Gdrd n ( O!T'~ uters september 26, 2006 ...-- -TedmoL of 1udent demog;raph:ic enroJlment bener srudcnti-. tuclent Reo d ffice ha. reque ed re i 'on y 1em OARS). This lo pro i.dc e sy-tou. nderstan.d graduati n fat rudents. I Em rprise Peo 1e oft ver ion .9. Service • TiuorTrac. p upgrade, etc.) bru. been fundi:d , ampus S~rvice.s oper-.u.ing bud et o lhc th ~pecific dministrative partments reque, lhe upgrad • mart Boords a cJassroom . J foter live scr~ "ns th t Lh p:rese11ter o ess.o write n the image displayed. They cas)H -use eneral proj tion DVD:- n lapcs. u.p-to ate R cl ss.moms :11 mu h more price. uch cast 9.000. The Sman un ns m·er peTI"Tia 1::nt in~t lleti n option· becau tb dymm:i ic the remodeling n cam u~ hecausc un.its add the inter Ii features that rma.mrnt hlstallru:im1s ack. B oanls I.he las. room Modifi lion bud et Th re Smw-t B d unit~ ei ht two G enqui.'>l, and · n Comm ni • ·on Are ttiu.ilding). ima.alfod pring 'ieme ·ter Specinl traming \l.,;e m n Board he ~chedul c Hing lhc CTS udio/Visual faft. al Dl imesunent Par ide tap reason · /or l in ini ,mn 3 RT 4 September 26, 2006 Latinos Unidos: Taught to Tango BYD. WHITE white041@uwp.edu Latinos Unidos sponsored several events at UW-Parkside. It all carne together in the noon hour on Sept. 18. Students in the cafeteria sat captivated by music from the Andes featuring Kawsay. A mariachi band musically mesmerized people passing the Java Coast. The people in Main Place were moving to a tango. Leading tango instructor, Danny Novakovick first demonstrated the tango, and then asked for pairs of volunteers to learn to tango. "1-2, 1-2-3," said Novakovick. "If you can't do it, fake it. Everyone knows how to fake it." Novakovick has been dancing for six years and he said coming to UW-Parkside was the right thing tn do. "The people should be educated about the tango," Novakovick said of the "beautiful dance" that finds its roots in the drumbeats of Africa. Novakovick demonstrated one move with his partner wrapping her leg seductively around him as he slowly dipped her backwards. The participants seemed to laugh after seeing that move, because it was there tum to try it. "If you have time [you can] learn, said Novakovick. It takes a lot of time to be good at tango," said Novakovick. Tiffany Lef'lore, a student who volunteered to dance in Novakick's demonstration, said it was great. fun, and an entertaining experience. "I want to learn to be better rounded in a social atmosphere,' said Lef-lore. Ausencio Ceuvallos, a player in from the mariachi band, said he was excited to see people getting into the music. "People get to experience a different culture," he said. Ceuvallos said trios started around 1943 and later turned into mariachi bands whose songs often tell a story or an emotion. "Some songs are happy, sad, or about heautifullife, he said. 4 Latinos Unidos: Taught to Tango ·ovi k Liem , trnted September 26 . 2006 lOI)' or an emo ' son are happy, sad, or a bi? mifuJ life, he -5-.:=.=.==========================-=--=-=lT=~=h=iE==e~=R=R=-;-a-i_in~i=jg=;=;e=;;=r:=.j=N=~:Jes;~;we~;sp;-~..t:e-~.-m--~--b--!-e-~-r--=---:-7'"'"--:~1"~..9.,~..,.~.,2~~OO~Parkside Professors Perform at Jazz Concert UW-Parkside Students in Latina Banquet BYD. WHlTE white041 @uwp.edu Students from UW-Parkside competed in the Miss Latina Racine 2006 Banquet. Three of the five contestants were from UWParkside. The UW-Parkside Miss Racine Latina contestants were Maria Viral. Maria Becerra. and Leticia Ruvalcaba. Viral and Ruvalcaba are both freshmen and Becerra is a sophomore at U\V- . Parkside. The contest was held on Sept. 15 and was sponsored by the Miss Latina scholarship program. The WOmen competed for cash pnzes,' which went toward their education. In addition to the opportunity of being awarded other scholarships, the winner won $2,000, runner-up received $1,()(X) and the remaining ~ ..e., four participants received >ciQ $500 toward school. ~,o the Mi$. Latina Racine program helps young ladies pay for school and gives scholarships uch as Leonor Gonzales . dcmorial Scholar. hip and the Cruz Rendon Scholarship. \\ hich this program awarded her las: year. Vital aid her hicb chool teacher told her ahou'l the opportunuy 10 \\ In ,dlOlmlllp> bj being in the Banquet. "It good for Latino to gel together and r CONTfNUI: A 1 I BY ROBERT ROSATI robertrosati@hotmail.com The weekly noon concerts held in the UWParkside Union Cinema belonged to Jazz artists on Sept. 20., as Tim Bell & Friends, featuring several UW-Parkside professors performed. Professor Tim Bell played the saxophone, and Dave Bayles, who is the percussion instructor at Parkside, . drums. The rest of the group featured James Sodke on the piano, Kaye Berigan on the trumpet, and John Dominguez on the bass. Bell is the Director Jazz Studies in the music department at UW-. Parks ide. Be has been teaching at UW-Parkside since 1975. Four years into his career he was named outstanding leacher of the year and 16 years ago was the recipient of the University of Wisconsin Regents Award for teaching excellence. The reason Tim Bell & Friends opted to perform at UW-Parkside is because there is a weekly concert series every Wednesday at noon that students. in music classes must attend. Boyles feels that the . jazz concert benefited UWParkside because it brings '- "musical culture LO the masses." Some people in . attendance for the jazz concert said they were there because it was a requirement for a class. One individual said he would've enjoyed the concert more before he took . Jazz Appreciation because now he picked apart the . performance, Another gentlemen said, "It was very good; I enjoyed the work that these players put in because I know they've been doing it for quite a while. It was an incredible concert." UW-Parkside Contestant Maria Becerra is a member of Ganuna Alpha Omega sorority and member of Latinos Unidos. She said e De -lInll 01OWlanls &..-_T..,rl~ek bot -_....- •• 3 ,. 11.::31 _ .....~_)Id: 1Ie.. "'_- "I.3.'..oF S. . '....... •Jia Ir. II •• ill I ....It.'S.lJ.... £ 71111_- ...... ~ 11 ..,... , lie _ Il .. ~J.I.11l1l Parks.de Perfo 01 pe rcui.sion in:-.IIUctor :ll UW- Par ·~ide. played the drum , re lo foa tured a.Ille Sudkc u11.: pian , K.i.yc Bcrigan uum • L. D m111gu 7. m Lh1: Be 11 th Di.r tar of classes mu.,,t at1.C'nd, Boyl· kel.· I.hat Lh c nc:-i=n ·ndlwJ U WI -Park id L tina Ban tud t • Be~ ·m11 mt:"mbcr 0 -KTDBERFEST Luncheon Wenesday, October 4th Lunch - 11 am-2pni Parkside Cafe The Ranger News September 26, 2006 6 Men's Soccer: A Sensational Season in the Making BY JENNIFER PINTER pinteOO6@uwp.edu .After a rough preseason, a spark was ignited for the UWParkside Mens Soccer team. With a returning lineup of six seniors. three juniors? and fivesophomores, the tearn has a. promising beginning. Starting the season in the 20th spot in the nation for division Il, the Men's Soccer team has moved quickly in the past month, to 10" and then 7" in the nation. The team, under head coach Rick Kilps, has only one loss this season, with a conference record of 6-1-1 and two additional non-conference wins. uDuring preseason. we weren't playing together very well," said senior Mike Ruffolo. "We realized that in order to do well this season, we reall y needed to stop playing as individuals and start playing as a team as one," Senior mid fielder Issam Ismaili added, "The chemistry of the team is better than previous years." The team took on the thirteenth ranked STUEdwardsville Cougars on Friday, September IS, 2006. The game was highly anticipated by the team, yet the Rangers fell to the Cougars with a score of 2-1. The first goal was scored by the Cougars' Dustin Attarian • 8:08 into the game. Defender Greg Walasek scored the only goal for the Rangers in 19:04 with an assist by Bojan Jovicic, the nation's leading scorer. Attarian scored the game- .winning goal at 47:25. "We had to work hard to get our scoring opportunities; as where, their two goals were way too easy," UW-Parkside assistant coacb Jason Zitzke said in a quote of the UW-Parkside web site. "The simple, small mistakes were costly. Both teams expect to see each other again in postseason." The team fell to 25" in the nation after losing to Sill-Edwardsville but hopes to regain what they have lost. The Rangers bounced back Sunday with a 5-0 victory over the Quincy Hawks. "This was a very important match. We needed to rehound after Friday's loss. with a good result. A second loss would have been disastrous," stated Kilps in a CONTINUE PAGE 9 Men's Cross-Countr. Takes Slow First Stride Sept mber 2 6, 2006 6 Men's Soccer: A Sensat·onal Season ·n the Making BY JENNlfEff. TER pinle006 . uwp.edu After a ugh re..ea<;on, 11 spark was igniu:d for he U\ - Pnrksid Mens occec team. Wilh a re1umi11g lineup of .six scniurs. thre juni rs. d v sophomores, th Eclli11 has a pr mi. rng be ·nni11g. w.rting the lieJlMJO in Lhe '.?f!ilt spot i11 th mitum for dh.c;ionH,L! en' OCi.:i.'! m has mu\'ed quick l y in the pa month. tu l (Yb and tli n 7ob in me m11ion. 1 . :um. unti ·r head t:o h Rick Kil ·• !las only c ne loss this . ~a on wiu, a conft:ren·e reconl 01 6-1-l nJ t,-.·a additional nun-cunferenc-c wm~. "'Duri s werer1'1 rt.a. lng ogcUla very II," said ... ~mor 1ik · Ruffolt. uw re li7..cd thaL in onlcrlu do we l this ~c• on, Wt! re·1lly n · cd to ~top playing individuals and tan playing as o cillll s one." t:nior midlid<l •r J,,;sam 1 srnuili added. ·~The L'hemistl)' of thi.: 1cam 1 better · Gr g Wal.as . " ori::d ib nly goa 1 fnr tl1c Rangers in I IJ: w1 an as. i:i.Lby oj:m Jovicic, ru~ nati TI" l ·ading ~con:r. AUariun -.cored the g· me'" winrung goal nl 47: " . •· e h:id 10 work harJ 10 team,; npecl lo ·c i:acil mher a ain in po -eason." The terun dl to 25 th in the nation artcr hnng to I - Edward. vilk Ul hopes to regain ru:u Lhey ha\/e losL T'1 Range bounn:-d back • unday with a S-O vi tol)· over 1he uincy Haw\u.. •"This was a very important match. We need d to .rebound after Friday·s. lo . wil.b 3. good result. second loslt would have been d. truui;." lated K.ups in a CONTINU PAGE 9 Men's Cross-Countr Takes Slow First Stride i~te~m=b=e=r=2=6.=2=O=O=6=============T=h=e~Ra~n~g~e~r~N~e!w~S ~ -.!..7 Sof~ball.Still in Season. BY: JJ MULREADY dapokerplayer 13@yahoo.com The softball season is months away, but the team is already on the field working hard for next season. Women's Softball went 28 last year under coach Laura Fillipp, finishing three games under .500. "Talent and ability wise, we certainly had the talent to compete, but the team never . gelled as a group,' said Fillipp, "Our sport is a team sport," added Fillip, "but at the same point and time, when you're standing in the batter's box, there is no one there except for you." .... The weekend of Sept 16, the team played fall season games against Robert Morris College, Loyola, Valparaiso, and the University of Illinois- Chicago. Against Robert Morris : College, the team lost in extra innings and committed.five, even though they had the same number of hits as Robert Morris. "Our five errors certainly them runs," said Fillipp. Against Loyola, the team also committed five errors as well and lost; however, the team prevailed against mc, beating them 2-0. The last game they played was against Valparaiso and was won in the last at bat, with one batter hitting a triple over the right fielder's head and knocking in the tying run. The very next batter drove her in with a walk-off single to win the game. Expectations for next season include working on run production and cutting down on the number of errors committed in games. ~"We have definitely improved both offensively and defensively with just the different recruits coming in, and some of the players that were here that were successful are stepping up their game," said Fillipp. "Those are really good signs for us at this point." Next season's team includes five seniors, but of the" five, only one has been on the team all five years. From the other seniors, one transferred -after her freshman .year, another transferred "after her sophomore year, and one is a fanner basketball player. With these seniors, Fillipp anticipates that the team will go far in competition. HI expect us to contend for the conference championship," she said. On Saturday, Sept. 23, The Rangers won their second home matchagainst the Kentucky Weslegan College Panthers. Winning 3 game, to 1, the Ranger advanced lO a 5-9 overall record and 2-4 in the Great Lakes Valley Conference. Health BY TYRONE PAYTON paywOO4@uwp.edu The privilege of attending an upcoming roundtable discussion sponsored by Trojan Condoms and involving guest speaker Dr. Drew Pinske of MTV's "Loveline" fame was recently offered to Tbe Ranger News. On Oct, 5-7, I'll be traveling to Chicago for an open discussion amongst a few anonymous colleges .... ;j;temt>er 26. 200& --- The Ranger News i--------------=== ball Season B : JJ MULREAD dapokcrplayt'r [ J ~-- yaho .com ~sun i. b1,11 1 ·am i n Lh work.in bard !or n~\t sea.on. \ 'omt'n' Sof1ball we l 25- la~t ~•car oad1 u FilliJlP, lini'lhing llm:c 1ame · nnder ·Tale t bili1} i c. c:t:rt.ain y hnd th to compctt:, hu.t lhe !_!died ri. group," . aiu Fill..ipp. port teams rt," addt:d .. bm ar lhe -.amt= lime, \\hen batter' box. rm unc th re For • ept. 16. 1.he ,~ m player.I fo ll ea 011 l:!ames obi.:rt Mom~ Loyola. th nivcn.ity Jilin ibal o committ d jiv em, a~ lose 1h a r, i!15l me. bi:ru..ing them'.!•O. pla}'ed !f. ,lgain alpariuso w, 1, i11 al, v. ·1h on h 1 • hilling tripl 11.J:u: fiehlcr's anJ knocl..in Ult' 11111. The ne t cl ve "'1th y, alk-utT :ingle t fk: tations ne. t se on induut rrodu.c ion and CD ting OD he numher f Chica gain Morri • Colkg tcant commiuci five. even though had I.he 5ill11C nurn r o h.i Moni . .. ve rr rs certainJ)' gave I.hem more n1 .. aid Fitlipp. Ag inst L yol • I.he t "m oS T 7 0 TH 8 oPt SUE What does "being involved" at UW-Parkside mean to you? "You have so many opportunities to be involved here and to socialize. know, have so clubs organizations so the things need are the desire lime. rest is easy. can a each one clubs if you're interested. Iam a also Parkside Club." Brestnichki, major, "in Accounting can do sports." Alexandra Fodor, 31, Accounting major, "Making friends and being in BSU. Also, getting involved with any type of program and working with Student Support Systems." Carletha Watson, 18, Criminal Justice major. Freshman "People to people interactions and socializing is being involved, Kevin Klyce, 21, Sociology major, Freshman "reading posters, c1uhs, and. attending meetings. Also by reading The Ranger News." Patrick Wong, 20, Accounting major, Sophmore "Being involved in the community with teachers, students. and faculty. To work with people in the tutoring department, in the art department, to get ready for art and ceramic shows .. Also, to become a part of student activities and teacher activities. It is being in the places you are needed." . Soraya Pourian, -. Art major, Senior LS GUEST EDITORIAL Sor Juana lnes de Ja Cruz Which Recounts Itself with Honorable Love Stay, shadow of contentment too short-lived, illusion of most prize, fair whom happily Idie. sweet fiction for whom painfully llive. If answering your charms' imperative. campI iant, Ilike steel 10 fly. what logic do you and entice, only to flee, taunting fugitive? 'Tis smugly boast IfeU tyranny; bonds held fast free, and lost, prisoner article personal towards Ines Ia Cruz. feminist came from Mexico? Keep' in the "feminist" is not so bad. Sor is the horn Ramfrez Asbaje in San Nepantla. birth as some sources say was 1648, say she was 1651. She learned at the age three, .to grandfather, lnes de Cruz the court of pursue education by becoming a nun instead of marrying and having • family. babies. was However, joining the convent Juaria Ines la Cruz studies. Initially, Barefoot Carmelites joined the Convent it SOT Juana poetess, By her peers, she was known as "the Tenth Muse" and «the Phoenix of Mexico." For more information on Sor Ines I.Cruz, Octavia ~ Paz. Margaret Sayers Peden's translations of works, well as Alan S. Juana's works. Author: Alpha Sigma Omega Latina Sorority. Inc. .. Do you like writing? Do you like photography or graphic arts?' Or do you just like hanging out with extremely. nice people? Then The Ranger News is the place for you. Corne join! No obligation, just fun with words. There are many areas to get involved in. you can make comics or design ads. 'Die News has a position for every mind and every head, Join and see how The Ranger News can change your life. By Erica Knutsen 'II!"- .... ·~ .... - .... _;; -' .., . ~ . I , , ·---. , (. ~- OPI The Ranswr News involved'' uvou opportunities. '°cialize. You ,now. we ha,e so many club, and organ11.ations on campus ,o Lhe only thing, you arc th,: dc;irc and Lune. The- re,1 i$ ea;,y. You con be n member of coch one of these club, if you 're intere,ted. Right now, I am n member of Accounting Club and ul!,o Pnrkside International Club," Teodor Brcstnichki, 28, Accounting major. Senior .. I'm m Accounung Club. You con do programs and spor1,:· Alcxandrn Fodor. 31. Accmm1ing major. Senior --\laking mend, 10 Aho, invohcd t)pe progr.un workrng w,Lh Suppon System,." . Carlctha Wat<on. 18. Ja<tice m~jor, ··Peopk internction, anti ,ociuli,ing invohetl. personally." Klyce. Sociology '·From readmg the po,ters, signing up for clubs. and atLending meeungs. 20. Sophmorc "Being involved ln the communiLy with teachers. ~tudents. wilh Lhe depanment. an depanmeot. an ,hows. 10 pan studenl ac1ivities activiue.,. Lt i, w Lb~ An major. September 26, 2006 I ne, la V. h1ch Recount, How Fantasy Contents lt,ell "1th Hunomhle Lo"c Sta, h.u.Jow o1 contcntmcnl -..hort-ltved. 1llu;;;,n 01 enchantment I mo,1 pnze, fa11 image for o.hom har>pily f die. ~\\t:ct 1u.:tmn v. horu pamfoll) I hve. lf un,"-cnng c..·rut.rm,' 11nperat1,e. compliam, I like ,tecl to magnet fl,. by wh.u lo~ic y<>u flatter anJ (nl1a. onl) 10 flee. a taunling fugiti,e? •Tis no triumph that you so ,mugl} bc>:"1 that I lcll victim to your.tyrann~; though from encircling bond, that you ra,1 your elusive form too readily slipped free. though to my arms you are forever lost. you are a pri'°oer in my fantasy. Disclaimer: Author of anicle has a positive persona! bias cowards Sor Juana lnc!s de la CruL. a famil). In her days, women were supposed to marry and have babie,. Higher education wa., not an option for them. However. joimng allowed Sor Juarla lne, de Crui to continue her studie,. Initially. she joined the Convent of the Bnrefool Cannelites but then J01ned Lhe ConvenL of Santa Paula of the order of San Jeronimo because 1t was more liberal. Sor was a playwright, and songwriter. Did you know the first femin1M Mexico' Keep ,n mind word fcmini,C (Sister) Juana Ines de la Cruz considered to be the first feminist of Lhc world. She was born Juana Ramirel de A,baje m Sun Miguel l'iepantla. Her actual binh date is of some contention, m, M>rnc! ~ourcc."' ,ay she born in while others ,ay ,he wa., born in 1651 ShelearJlCd to read al of three. due in large part 10 her grandfather. who had his own private collection of literature. Sor Juana Ines wa., a., 1he Tenlh "infonnation Juana Inc, de la Cru,_ read her autobiography by Ocumo Pai. Check out \largarel Sa}ers translation, ot her work,. as "ell ;isAlan S Trueblood's anthology of Sor Juana ·s "'orlc,. Jc la Cru, worked in lhe coun or the Viceroy before joining the convent to pur,ue her hecommg n marryini , (--.-j-)- U) w _J er 0 I 0 '<" w g 'i cc ... @ 0 :.i. 2 o, :I - .•.. ~ fll l -· - ! •I a: -;; ,ll I .E.... • '! 0 • 8 -t ~ ... .I. 11 . Au1bor: Sil,!tna Sorority, Inc . n., )OU li ke "~iun ' Do )llU hke photo rnphy ~rnrh,c ans'! Or<fu vou hkc hangulg "nh c,trcmcl> .,,ce people'' Ranf...,. "<ew pl.tee tor ou Come Jmn' !I.Q obhgolllln. JW t n "1th w, rd, 11lc:re man) are;i, 10 mvoh ed m y0t1 cam•cs, r .ie.,,gn ad, TI,c Ranger New, h po it1on Tor , cry mmd ,111J a shoulder for tvery head. Jom ho\\ 'llte Ne.,., lite Kn tsen I seriou ly think 11w the pnce 81 Wyllie rs ridiculous It's IOO elq)CIISlve to nl)'ielf Ill lbe scbool I feel like Wyllie IS pushitJs me to .lok wcigbt. 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Red-shirt freshman goalie Jamie Lieberman made his first start for the Rangers against the Hawks. He secured the shutout by saving three shots on goal. "I was a little nervous at first," said Lieberman," but happy to have the opportunity to hop in and show everyone what Icould do." The team went on the road for their games on Friday, Sept. 22 and Sunday the 24'". Their game Friday was against the Rivermen of the University of Missouri-St. Louis. The game ended in a tie at I-I. UMSL's Colin Huber scored the games first goal in only 2:05 with a header on a throw in. At 13:20 Bill Haga shot from 10 yards out to score a goal for the Rangers. The game went into overtime, but was ended with 4: 13 left in the first period of overtime due to lightning. The team then traveled to Springfield, MO to face the University of Missouri-Rolla Miners. The game concluded in another victory for the Rangers. The Parkside men won over the Miners with an exciting score on-o. Jovicic scored the first goal only 24 seconds into the game. The other two goals were also scored in the first half by Louis Kirleis and Michael Schuster. In the firstleague game this season (third overall), the team came together to hammer Wesleyan, winning 9-0. Wesleyan had been the team's last loss of the 2005 season, losing 1-0. "Same teams, different season. We remember the feeling of that loss last year and were very determined to rectify that this year," said Kilps. "From there it is a matter of UWParks ide playing the way they are capable of playing and showing why we have had 26 "DURING PRESEASON, WE WEREN'T PLAYING TOGETHER VERY WELL. WE REALIZED THAT IN ORDER TO DO WELL THIS SEASON, WE REALLY NEEDED TO STOP PLAYING AS INDIVIDUALS AND START PLAYING AS A TEAM AS ONE." consecutive winning seasons." For the Ranger Men's Soccer, being nationally ranked is not an occasional happening. 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Juy1cic . cored the REAL ZED TH IN O DER TO DO WELL THIS SEASON , WE REALLY E OED TO secui; d lhe: ~hut ut by sa, in thre hor.s un go I. ··1 wa.,; a liuJc ner.•ouli t fi •· !>aid Ucberma:n." bu.t happy ta h e the opportunity to hap in a11d fi l goal only ~4 eccmd into the g me. Th ther two oal were uh scorcJ in e r. t half by oui irle, S OP P AYING AS INDfVIDUALS A D START m e\'t:I) on what I cou]d Tht! tewn wenl OTI Lhe road o rtheir games on Friday, ept. 22 .ind unday the 2 11 • Their game Friday was -against the R.ivenn n of the ni-.-~;l), of ri.fi . . ouri - t. Lo11i • The ~C1 me ended in ti :n 1-1. UMSL' C no Huber ,red the grune fi t al in onl · 2:US with a he:ad~r on a 1hrnw in. AL 13:20 Bill H ga shot fr m IO yarJ~ out to sco e a ioa1 for lh · Rang rs . The PLAYING AS A AM AS ONE." d irhae1 ust r. In lhe first league game thi~ ·ea5on (third o\•eralJ), lhi: team came togetlier ro h mmer \\'esle}an, ·inning 9-0. 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'the power of music is so overwhelming that it can change your soul," said Skinner. She would like to open a studio to . teach people the beauty in music. Skinner believes that "music expresses what words can't." She said that she can see it in her head that words and music break barriers in life. Skinner says this is a new revelation in her life. She believes that one song can change your whole day, mood, and attitude. Outside of her full school schedule, Skinner is a Worship BY JONI DENECKE schrni 133@uwp.edu Every person has a story and a dream. Not just the star athlete or the honor student, but the random student walking down the hall, going to class, doing the best to make their own dreams come true. Tina Skinner is a freshman here at UW-Parkside. She hopes to graduate in 2010 with a Bachelor's degree in Music with a concentration in Vocal Performance. Skinner is from Kalispell, Montana. Skinner does not belong to any groups or organization, but soon hopes to be involved with BEAT and lntervarsity. Skinner's dream is that everyone would come into the Sustainable Racine, Sirens of Cinema, Sparta Rocks!, Wisconsin on the Reel, Ripp Productions, and Bear Tooth Wiring Present. .. BiBEE. GlJ-ESTS:;- --n .. ~-.,='" IT eAM1: f'ftOM lAK1: MleHlCAW! HORROR/SCI·FIjFANTASTY FILM FESTIVAL OCTOBER 20-26, 2006 RACINE CIVIC CENTER RACINE, WI PAID IN PART BYTHE STATE OF WISCONSIN DEPARTMENT OF TOURISM CONTACT: WCLINGMAN@WI.RR.COM OR VISIT: WWW.ITCAMEFROMLAKEMICHIGAN.COM leader in her church and is teaching in the children's programs. For fun, Skinner said, when she has time, she likes to spend quality time with people, at the very least spending time with one person each day, believing that just being there to talk or listen to them might be what they need or what she needs. Skinner spends 'time praying, reading, and singing. She loves rainy days, enjoys watching storms, and walking in the rain. Skinner said she really likes a good cup of coffee. She spends a lot of time in coffee shops and said that everyone knows her there because she spends so much time there with friends, drinking coffee. Miss Racine CONTINUE help students like me achieve in life:' said Vital. , Vital said she plans to get involved in several clubs on campus and her goal is to make a club at UW-Parkside. "Miss Latina scholarship program can get more girls involved in school." she said The ladies who were selected had to fill out an application, had to be enrolled full _ time in school, be a U.S. citizen, and obtain a minimum 2.5 grade point average. They also wrote biographies about themselves, and had to be Latinas. The applicants selected to be in the contest were asked by a panel of judges at this "event to describe what they would do for the community if they won the title. The ladies gave five-minute maximum speeches to 200 supporters and five judges on a topic of choice. The ladies selected their speech-topics by stepping to the platform that was labeled with their topic of choice. Topics included diabetes, cancer, afterschool programs. and mentoring. Runnerup in Miss Racine Latina Maria Becerra selected the importance of mentoring for her speech. "My main focus is on menioring. by ruentoring children they can become successful in the community," said Becerra. Becerra said she likes what the Miss Racine Latina program represents. "lts not aboul beauty, she said it lets people know ihev are important and th~rearc no losers." u E 10 THE RANDOM STUDENT com true, Tina k.mner is i.l frc hman h · al U\11,1-Parbid ·. She ho · tu l!radu· t in 20 l O wilh a Ba helor's <leg • in Music wilh a cuncenlr,JLion in Vocal erfonnance. ·inn r is from Kalis II. Moat· Skinner doc-_ not Jong LI.I a11y grouJ)l'i or or~m1iz lion, but oon hopes tu c 10 oh•ed wtlh BE.AT and lnLcrvim.ily. kinncr's dream is e ecyone wou 1d come int th ma, . i11ni: a)' thi: i~ .i new revelati nm " · e. She belie,· lhal un ·on~ an citange our wholt day, mood, and aUi.lUJ.le. Outi.id o he full :chool hedule, 'nner i. a Wor hip lT OAMl! f'~OM A l! MlOHlCA HORROR/SCI- /FA TASTY Fl LM FES IVAL OCTOBER 20-26, 2006 RACI E CIVIC CENTER KACI E, WI PAID IN PART BY THE STATE OF WISCONSIN DEPARTMENT OF TOURISM Sept mber 26 . 2006 leader in. h r church and i lem.: ·ng in the children' program .. F fun. :inne · .he h ~ imc, £he like_ lo nd qualit tim with peopl , at the v leas pending Lime with om: pc on ea h day, belie\'Ulg that juM beil'lg lher-e to lal or 1i.-lcn c.u them nu ht be what the)' n cd or what sh need . kinrrer ~pend 'mne praying, reading, and , ingmg. She lo\·es rainy da)., en·oy., w1111::bin, ~t nns. 1d alking in th rain. 'kill.flcr -.aid 11 aliy like~ a od cup of c ·c. Sn.c sμe11d~ lol f lime ln cof ce shops ancl ~d that e1,.·eryone knm.i.• her there because he spends so much Lim~ there with friends, drinkin coffee. M_iss Racine GO T l \.IE h ip tmJents J.ik me chieve in life," ·aid ital. Vilal aid he plaru lo et involved in several dub on ampu and her goal i t.o make a cl1.1b at U -Par ide. •• j, ~ Latina i.cholarship prngnim can g!!.l more girls i nvoh·ed in . hooL .. he said The ,adics whu · re see tedh di fill ou1 an applicatH'ln, h. d to be enrol led f uJJ um· m h o!,bca tin.i~. 1e app 1 i ants -.ckctcd lo be in the conlt' l wt:~ a ked y a panel l judge at rhi cvcm la de nhe ~ hat tht:)' would Jo fm th cornmu111ty if they won the title. lhe ladie gave ve-mi11ult' ma., imum peeche · to 200 ~up;p011t:r and five jud~c-~ n .i tupii.: of choice_ Thi: ladi !> ectcd their ~pccch-tuptl' hy stepping to tht: pl tforrn 1hat wac; labe led ith their to ii. of hoicc Tupics inc luJed Jiahi:te . Call L:J'. arlt.:i ch o l pr 1grnms. :rnd rncntorin:1-:. Ru1mcrup in 1'.-1i ~ R r..:inc La1foa lnria B~i.:err.1 scle.:ti:d u1e ,mportan c of m~ m nn" for ht.:r pt:i:ch "My nmrn Ii.cu~ is on mcm•)rin : b) m ntf'1 n hildren 1hc)' nr ,·ucc-o.:s ful September 26, 2006 - Now Hiring PartY time help. We will work around your hours. Selling jobs and ski, board, and bike service. Ski and Sports Chalet (262) 658- 8515 10 a.m, to 6 p.m .. Christian family looking for consistent child care provider in our home for two children, 5 and 2, every Saturday and Sunday. Must have own transportation. $6.50Ihour. 262-909-3074. , Famous Dave's is hiring! We're located in Pleasant Prairie off Hwy. 50. Looking for outgoing personalities for our host eo counter position. Stop by for au application and return. Now hiring OldNavy at Prime Outlets in Pleasant Prairie. Hiring extravaganza Saturday September 30 JO a.m. to 6 p.m. at Lakeview RecPlex. Applications and immediate interviews. Contact Sara, 414- 287-0792. Do you want to be a mentor? Are you 21? Do you have two free hours a week? Contact Abbie Huck at 656-8420 ext. 175. Aurora Medical-Center volunteers invite you to join our hospital volunteer group. .. The- Ranger News w,,=,~,,".Elassifieds transport patients to "their cars' and much more Call Co . . • l' r more mfonnation - Peggy Crane 948- 5~05. Located at 10400 75'h Street, Kenosha. San Juan Diego Middle School;' Racine WI, Volunteers needed. One day/evening/week. After school activities program, MT- W 3:30 - 5 p.m. Mentorius Program M-T-W-T7 _ 8:300 p.m. Dr. Pam Ray, Coordinator. rayp@sjdms.org. Actors Wanted Actors wanted for short films and features. All types needed. Must be over 18. No previous acting experience required. Shooting locations include Racine and Kenosha, screen tests will be held Sunday, October 1". A second date may be scheduled based on the number. of responses. Crew also needed. E-mail Prof. Jay McRoy at jaymcroyrahormail.corn for more information. Safe Haven of Racine, Inc. • Relief Staff openings. Part time, weekends, holidays - 24 hr. residential shelter and transitional living programs. Applications online at: www.safehavenofracine.org $7.50/$8.50 per hour. Flexible schedule. Museums need you! Consider volunteering at the Kenosha P~blic Museum or the Dinosaur Discovery Museum! Have fun and meet people from around the world. Great experience Call (262) 653-4139. ' . Meet the World at Parkside Join us f?r the weekly meetings of Parkside International Club (PIC) every Wednesday at 12:00 In Molinaro 109. For more information, contact Pres idem: komaldhindsa@gmai1.comor vice president: iakhaHd@yahoo. corn. SERVERS-Part time eves. Apply in person. THE YELLOW ROSE, 340 Main S•t., Racine Cooks- Part time eves. Apply in person, SEBASTIAN'S, 6025 Douglas Ave.. Racine. . Services Call STS for the best deals to this year's top 10 Spring Break destinations! Earn the higbest rep commissions! Ask about our group discounts! Voted best party scbedules. 1-800-648-4849. www.ststravel.com. Questions about abortion? Make an informed choice. Call AI ha Center (262) 637-8323 P Care Net Pregnancy Center: Pregnancy tests, parenting classes, material assistance. All services free and confidential Call 262-658-2222 (Kenosha) or 847-731-8360 (Zion.IL) Opening soon in Racine. Also looking for volunteers and interns. [lor Rent Parkview Manor Apartments now accepting applications. Studio - $385 1 Bedroom - $~85 2 Bedroom - $585 Air. heat, appliances. underground parking. balcony. ~n-slte ~torage and laundry. park like setung, quiet and secure professional staff, on the busline 2200 Washington Ave. Racine. Please call for a tour today! (262 898-3953 . Studio apartment, 6505 22'" Ave. Rear. Kenosha. Utilities and appliances included. $-l00 per month plus security deposit. Contact Betty at (414) 828-502~. Respectable, dependable, . and easy-going roommate wanted to share spacious 2 bedroom apartment near GTC in downtown Racine. Available 11 100V06. No pets or smoking. E-maJl mlssmarilynbell@yahoo. com for more information. Responsible roommate wanted to share large house. Northeast Kenosha, $-l00 per month deposit needed. Call Mary (262) 818-6818. For Sale :\IOVING SALE' Entertainment cen~er, relevi ion, D 'D player S-dISC stereo s\ stem. leather recliner Mu t go hy pi m 30_CHEAP' ~6~-919 604 1~94Iord!'150XLr4 4 s La" \ x Fullv Loaded Stand rd cab Long bed, ew • r nice rim . Run ereat w tran nus IOn In 1eb Pn below hlue hook \ aiue 00 obo or trade for pop-up camper of equal worth. :!62-:! 9-7Y29 r ~24-715-BI0. Student Kaitlyn Ltmcr' 11 t poetry collection' Inklings, Available online at WW\\ publisharnerica.corn. Price: $19.95. 2001 Chevy Monte Carlo SS, Good Condition. $7,500 or best offer. 100.000 mi. Call or e-mail Kim (262) 498-6ll72. schaw023@u,,"p.edu 262·552·8241 MENT 7 NIGHTS A WEEK WITH AWESOME DRINK SPECIALS! BAR HOURS MON:'SAT 3PM-C OPENJIlM WITH MAn MEYERS& THESMOOTHRIDERS& fOR THE laDIES I PM -121M ONLY$5 All U CANORINI RAILDRINn :'{ \ ::::-:EERAllDAYI 1\C\lt · $3 PITCHERSOf BEER I PM-CLOSE N.f\... e \(\' $1 PINTTAPPERS& $2 BOMBS I PM-eLOIE· 0'(\ '/ .................,.;.;.,.;.-.l.1_.BII-6< SIT._._ •.••...._.•.••BUClm Of SHORTIES6 fOR $5 IPM-CLOSE oeW.Je{ EXAS HOLD-EM POKER EVERY THUR &SAT O{ FREE TO P.LAY, WIN COLD HARD CASH &CHANCE FOR A SEAT AT WSOP! U t KARA KE. NTE T EVERY FRl: &SAT (0 WIN A TRIP FOR 2 TO ORLANDO FLORIDA,AIR FARE & HOTEL INCLUDED!! UNDIY 111M-CLOSE E E CAB RIDES! UW.Parkside Wood Rd. Campus Hwy.E 22ndAve. Briese's Bnw McBrides Gyros North (LOCATED INSIDE OF BRIESE'S) Home of the overstuffed Gyro ' Big portions with SMALL prices! Delivery hours Mon-Sat 4pm-9:30 Sun Ham-9:30PM Dining room Iwurs Mon-Sat3pm-lOpm Sunllam-lOpm Fri&sat serving food in bar until Midnight SMALL &LARGE BANQUET HALLS AVAILABLE 2DARTBOARDS 4 POOLTABLES 1 FOOSEBAll TABLE DANCE FLOOR September 26, 2006 he- Ranger News Now Hiring • We ltelp ;~, •• ~lassifieds tnmsport patients LO thdr ca,n.. Dn you want to tie a mentor· Are 'OU 21'/ Do you ru,se two rn: h ur a w ck. n 'l ! nie Huck l 6'i .g 20 t:X!. 175. Aurora Ji. e icaI Center · lunte rs invite you 10 join our hospital volunteer group. ?'fld much m . Call for m r mfo.miation - Peggy Cran 948 ~ 6 5 , Located <1.l 10 00 75,h U-cet. Kenn. bu. • n ning!-., Pan Lime we ken ,, holida · -2 . 1-e·identral shclterund lransilional livmg pn gram~. Applications oTilme at: w •w.safe h ve11ofracinc_orl! 7.501$.S.. -11 p£T hour. I-le ible che ale_ Seri ices QucM.1 1 about rtion'?, lnl EVERY FRI TO ORLANDO FLO IDA. AIR McBrides Gyros orth ( OC TED INSIDE OF RIESE S) Home of the overstuffed Gyro ig portion \Vi th SMALL pri e Deli1 ery l1ou~ M m- a 4pm-9:30 SWl 11 am-9:_ OPM Di,ling roo,1i lw :us MO&Sal pin-lOpm Sun llam-lOpm Fri& at erving food ·n bar unti Midni 0 h SMALL &LARGE B B ·• Brt• TH LL 11 11 lpha 2 DARTBOARDS 4POD lES 1 FOOSEBlll lE DA CE FLO R 12 The Ranger News Charles the Hammer By Zachary 1. Keehan rye the perfect Polan to get out of this Situation. It's so perfect, Ishould get a cupcake for its greatness. Another Subplot By Matthew Gonya and Henry D. Gaskins Not Enough Hours in the Day by T.e. DeWitt Attention all constipation sufferers: A-taco-Iypse Now! is now having a blow-out sale: As in, if you eat our food, you'll blowout your colon. in Destroy- r;:::::;::::;=====;;l er Special. Six tacos loaded with refried beans, a side of cabbage, and served with a supersized prune juice. Now only $3.99 (not factoring sales' tax and proctology surgery). Don't .bother with the restroom after this "meal, as our restroom is under repair after the last guy ate this (as shown in the file photo to the right). So come on in to an Ataco- Iypse Now! near you. Remember, at A-taco-Iypse Now!, we'll guarantee you an anal meltdown or you get your money back. Send all hate mail todarkstar13_2001@yahoo.com AKA Badness By Katie Zimpel --~ Chari Hamm ·r B Zact111ry J. Kc hao ot by C. DeW1 h \;¼ j Theres.utsof V/ · . · ~ an add lrip ex- Tony Kinnard / , I .c · perienced by taco-/ypse sale. i~, you'I blow out Stop In and get our Sphincter-Destroy- .....---------. ar Speclsl. wi1h r~ fried an ju].ce. saJes- 1aM proctofogy wi1h meaJ, as re troom repa1:r after the lasl ate thl (as shown In ph to So come on in to an Ataco- lypse Now! near Remember, at taco lypse Now!. we'll guarantee you 1 an anal meltdown or you your money back. 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