https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/bf9b24229038acca94c60a42b8cf8b9e.pdf 5730ace875fcb01debee3abf1db1e3f4 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 3, issue 3 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. GOP Adopts New Logo- Hammer, Sickle Text Any textual data included in the document Written & Created by the Satirical GOP Adopts New Logo- Hammer, Sickle port vo UE O~ • The S a e Bashes ibera s, Too ~JngtllJt, lX- I'rl!~ido!nI Bllih tnlflm'iXoo his montlliy budSl!1 ~ 1_ "wlt..and roodc II$U1pI'i:ic annou~l1t that it ....as lime ror Ilis j:Ufl.y - tile ReilUllikllll Party - to cboo~ its image. Saying Ihal Republk-. (l"wy\\hcte wt:!f(j tired or ming a~%:lCiaied "",iln t1le ""llard14Wkill~ }"el unllctl.islllc COOl)'"'cl£pbUlll and that it was tinte to gt,1 II bl.1tl!l'im."SL 1haI1t"''Ul't.I£I)' repr($OOltlJ the perty' s ~tt.nlrllilllle!lt to the l!.H'ffij,<£~' .. President Bush then ~ his ~ch to unnil the new I«!pubtlQin flI«t), symbcll - a hamml!l' and .i"lde Mabloobact~unO. Bush ~d UlaI Inis new l»1Ilbcl1 will briog unity to the RL~ialO PlIny IiI;(, M\'er berM!. He l!J(pI'\!SSEd Itcjle l!tal the symbcll will be a mlly;n; point fOf' farmers filld wnrl..1!rs- ~ups thai tradiIiQfltilly~olt! ~iC30 • to unite to <:reate a IllIIWO or r:;ifllt$.md <!quality, In l'esplJo;;e to objccllolls Ihut IhC5iC symhob lOi:ght be 'lInliqlltllt."''', Bush ~ that they are "tried anO troo symbclls or wlllting flI!Ilple everywbew, 'I'VeoooolJfll,gC you to sWp minI! slu"csto,lthetl<. and to thlllWtlrr the shookli!. or the ul1tllSlcmploy'i1f .. Later in hi. budl:Ct .~ Bu'h w'C3loo hi ambilloo$~, t\1lich in 11U;,d: Tn, CUlli ror the commcn mao. mae welrare ror eH'f}onc, and bi.>plans Ie cootrol America's sltllloating i100llOm) by !lalti~ all inl'L1tion and ha\iOillhc " H:mlllellt ltlkinll OH::t lag<Jatd bllSin~s. ':lIN a lillie pusb. io bell' them alOll.g;thailiOft or thin;;." lit added. II worked ror the JlOSllll sl!f\i~ and U'"in '~slt.'lll" and \',111also work when :tppli cd to t'Ch'liI lotOl'eS. I'm JI111l>floping telh America' abw.od \\ If_ ;.,,,tem by handing 001 fl'!:l' Of sl>oe->iB';1ead or mooe}':" Ki!1l()s!ld, M -In 3pres; cOl1~ 1'C1ICt.MitT toda}. n·mb£r.> or The Stlte do! .ctcd llCClI>Jti UUt IhIly only ba>lI OfISt.'f\'lti"t;~~ Sit in the mticle adJ3~nt 10 tIu one, .lPn Slchl~ or The Stall! <Wd, ',\I doo't" t 10 gil'c IlK' imprcs>loo tlUl!"'\lc're biased, so _,btl\\ 3bout., b. \l,tmt's IlIedl!~ \lith tltal lihl!fal l'llIrixlse? I mean, the} un. do10\ L their trees ood 1llcirback}' . " Jon't the)''!'" the oollol'>3id m as~UC Hlice. ':\11\ ra utthew'ri,,'Nuploodfilf clIl,' but no oil iso't ~n~ 10make them 1lI1cllllllj' ter•.tm !right? Ilow W.IS tltatr' . Writer ",n J.lurpll). ,iltin~ to the ~.deol 'tdtlik, cblmcJ III "That ....a' JlI1!IlY ¥«d l:lId • rUTph)', "Btll don 'I (Ol'},,,t the} eal tdu anJ SO}, " . ..00 man, v.1I..!'- with pcoyWils? They 1l!\'I1I} !Ol'C thctr lic,d) and JlOll)tlIIls." . .. "fbat's ,eall~ Illl'rc a mwy thUll" inlt;'fl\lpk'd ,lehlik. "But mosl libarols llN,~II} Iupp..::"WI}\\"), 0 I I.'UCS>. 1'Cllh.thlil ....llIh ,of cah:' -.aid • lurpby. '1!ree 10le,h~l' 'b., tie-d}c. 11'. "II tlllt) Iupp.c Iillcral !1l"'lF \Ii 'Iwt'l '1kl(Jrt'· ",jwrrtllL\ (bTl •Iibt'fOt If/ (/ir/v libt'r'tll {)t·fJt·ily Lovable Scoundrel Escapes Publ ic Thrashing Constabulary Baffled K~~ka. Wl-Mum qhti~ti~>li tla, OOCUlTed $: ill ,,,swt (If t~ll f:\el1t$ ill I:l:l11dY$:lpSqll.1l\il,l!'Ie"ite ~lfa J1l(l!;tl!tlmcloo~ and \laltllSe~ ~. l(wubl.. 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Ihld.d~·.waxed Il'IOLlStadlc .md j;llll1ly 1xl\\lu cap~.~'P.'lcltI::ln,gcalaWMlplillu,l)' clll:\\_od up b) l\!cFrecly s yootllrul exploit>., the kind >i:rhad a mind In.HX1rCTRtefie.rcel)'durill¥ the incidt:nL '13y Clod' \\'oonds, McFrcel}, You \\.\11f\'C1)tlur comcupp ..moc' The State Feeling Obsequious Today Donald Duck Bannned """ From NFL, Absence Of Pants Cited Fox Copyrights Reality The State Searches For Meaning Of 'Obsequious' e:tu.!l .....~¢:ut_l,tt ~,~ OR h~ \will 10>'lilt.f~ ~...,. .....~"~-.r."''''1III '''''-''' ~<-~ )loot ~ _ 1Ilftltlllll'" "tMU*' tIi"fil"~'..,~ .._.<~ lW,*'''l!!!> lllii., ~Sl$~(( llI!ll!ld «'IISldtt - .>It. ~liail3 .. mal Whit<; "\'Ie ~l",~. g/1d ~1i,1ri« p1ll\1l) h&l€i 1'*'1 CORREerlONS I'" iutrr .. 1'11< ~ ",,_Inw mdMfIIJ~,' mr f<9#!d liJ.<i(f_l!!!>~ik.'1 N~ .. ~ fell \llll' lite \(>w. ~...c.\l"n ~"'l>1>j1 ",I the llI!ll l_ l<'llS U em» IIIfa.;". 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Title A name given to the resource The State, Volume 3, issue 3, April 1, 2005 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 2005-04-01 Type The nature or genre of the resource Newspaper Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers satire