https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/807d36a54bf8316c1d58f7025b6cf76e.pdf dc9233924cc24df10f8fcb9984c315c7 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Monumentto honor PSGA President Bovee Issue volume 21, issue 24 1/2 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document nside... Seven faculty members involved In drug rIng, Paga 5 Stephen King to serve as guest lecturer next semesEditorial ter. Page 7 ... Andy reveals the true evil running rampant over UW-Parl<side. See ft on Page 2 Stolen computer merchandise found in PSGA oftlCO Page 11 VOLUME21 ISSUE 24 1/2 U NIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN - PARKSIDE Monumentto honor PSGA President Bovee Patchey Andrew ber of William "The Regrigerator" . Editor-In-Hiding Perry of the Chicago Bears) . Construction on the o h . piece began several weeks ago . t ermembersofPSGA, following completion of thi~ particularly VIce president Dan year's PSGA I . Blak . e ecuons. e, were mstrumental in plan- "w k th . . nin d . . or on e project IS . g an orgamzmg the construe- coming along nicely - we should uon of the new monument, which have it completed within the next IS to become a permanent part of week,"saidUW-Parksideswdent the university on display with the and project foreman Jeffrey palm trees in the Main Place area. Ruggaber. "We had a little trouble "He's done so much for deciding on what style of font to us, forthe urnversuy, for me - I felt go with, hut other than that, things as though I had to do something to are going smoothly. This is goshow my appreciation for him. This ing to be one hell of a sight, when IS something that I ,know he will it's all finished." remember and cherish for years to The piece, which is excome," stated Blake. pected to measure approximately Bovee, who is now in fifteen feet tall, nine feel wide WashingtonD.C.lobbyingforstu- and six feet deep, is primarily dent gambling rights, was unavail- white with red and blue lettering, able for comment. and serves a utilitarian purposeas In the past year, Bovee well as an aesthetic one. has been instrumental in passing ''Not only will it be a university legislation guaranteeing thing of artistic beauty for the various student rights, including students of the university to look the right to smoke in open-air, 000- atfor years to come. itwill also be populated, non-university areas a great place for 'the Bovmeister' while it is raining, and the right to to store his Twinkies, as well," enter the Wyllie Learning Center staled Ruggaber. from any entrance except any 10- A large ceremony to cated on the D-Ievel or second or commemorate the unveiling of third floors. Continued on Page 2 THURSDAY, APRIL 1, 1993 The final artistic embelI~hmentsandfinishing touches are DOW being made on a large monum,ntLObe unveiled in the Lower Main Place on Thursday, April 15. 11tecreation,in honor of the dedicationand accomplishments of currentand recently re-elected ParksideStudent Government Associationpresident Eric Bovee, comes in the form of a large refriget1lLOrwiihBovee's name, the number 72, and the year em blazoned on it The idea for the form of the monument came as a resultof a recentincident in which a fan of Bovee'ssent "Fridge,' as he is affectionatelyknown to his friends, a brokenrefrigerator with "Bovee 172"written on it in magic marker. Outof his extreme modesty and kindness,Bovee immediately sent iheunitoff to the Salvation Army nbe given to a needy family. Bovee, a junior, played loolball while in high school in Antigo,WI and wore number 72 (whichalso happens to be the numThe nearly-completed monument to PSGA President Eri Bovee, that will be unveiled in a campus-wide celebration on April 15. Studen have been at work constructing the large sculpture for, cveral wee Kaplan to leave UW-Parkside Chancelloraccepts position at renown toon university to do a cartoon "bit" to show that ing to give the illusion of the dog they are capable of being in touch singing it. with their animated students. For Kaplan will be replacher "bit" Kaplan pulled a classic ing Dr. Porky Pig as the chancelcartoon piece of show business out lor, who was forced to step down of her hat, when she took a punch because his stuuering had adfrom a scissor-armed boxing glove vanced into more severe stages, loaded into a sledge hammer. so much so that people speaking Kaplan then pasted black x's over with him had to wear raincoats. here eyes and made her tongue On the lighter side, Cohang out. coa, the aforementioned dog beTo show their apprecia- longing to our beloved ex-Chantion for her knowledge of canoon cellor, lept up on the snack table slapstick, three certoon birds that and devoured cheesecake belongwere sitting on the selection board ing to newly famous cartoon star flew around her head and chirped. Ren of the "Ren and Stimpy As an encore, Kaplan put peanut Show".Renwasheardtoexclaim, buuerontheroofofherdogCocoa's "Cocoa, you bloated sack of promouth and sang "How Dry I Am" toplasm! I will kill you!" in time with the dogs frantic lickStudent apathy drops Hypnotist DeLuca under suspicion that our organizauon ucks, and I '10 the only mcm t, and that our water ski show consists of me runDIng across the lawn wuh my 1$ on trying to gei enough <peed to slide on the water, but this recent influx of members h given me hope. Imean that we may try and iocorporaic a john boa'lDtO the ac' now that wehav SOlo nerodnve .1." The Flying Fo h Aquatic Clown' howhasrarelybecn: n, because II normany tak place during the graduauon ceremony. This my tcnou currenee h been hnked to rm- fa mollS hypnotisl Tom DeLu 'a and PASAd,ctalor hlll y·W cut MurphmeybyUnovcrsltyP l hoiogy professor and pardDOm,al copert ConDIe LlDgu ,"I belie\ tMt Mr. DeLuca placed lbe Un"el'lly ,nlO post-hypnotl ugge 'oon which triggered b the ....a\ y line In '1urphmey' ele lion pholO,"Professor LlD&w remarked that the swdent population ....ould probably snap back 10 rt<UllYooce It sees student Brainl Madsap" bad hallCuL Hal Jalikakik Hal Jalikakik News Butt News Fella In a shocking revelation, a recent university opinion poll revealed that student apathy has dropped to near negligible in the last week. While student tumout at the recent P.S.G.A. elections was well below 10%, clubs in the last week have been reporting record allendance at meetings, and lbe volunteer center has actually has bad to tum away volunteers. "I was shocked!", quipped volunteer center worker Steve Dore. "We normally have to search for volunteers to load into our program. Now we are so loaded down with people that it's shocking." . Dorsal Fin Dave, president of lbe Hying Fish Aquatic Clowns that regularly perform a waler ski show in Guskin Pond remarked,"Say man, I don" know why oh why all these cats want to come ski with us. I mean it's normally so desolate at our meetings that I have to be the President. V ice President, Treasurer and Secretary. Dave said, " I know In a surprise move, ChancellorSheila Kaplan announced at a Il'essconference that she would be taking over as the chancellor of nny Toon University, located in !CeoicHollywood, Ca. The presidentof'Tl'U, Mr. B.Bunny,said at the news conference,"We're delighted to have her 011, doc. It isn't often you meet a womanthat can take a punch like 01' Sheila can," Mr. Bunny was of COarse referring to Kaplan's audiuonpiece. As parl of the screening ~ocesseach applicant was required Buckyball crashes in Main Place - six dead ping loose of its attachments and falling to the tables below. When reached for comment, an indignant vice-chancellor John Stockwell stated, "Hey, I told you so." Befuddled Chern Club advisor Dale Wheeler washed his hands of the whole affair. Continued on Page 2 wounding a dozen more. The model, constructed by the UW -Parkside Chemistry Club in an effort to publicize the newly discovered molecule and to raise the general awareness of the university community in science. hung precariously over Middle Main for several days before slipJoe Kane Feature Writer h Tragedy struck today as 1 e massive model of the ~uckmlnsterfullerene. or bUCkYball," suspended over MiddleMain Place crashed to the Iround, killing six students and I April I, 1993 1 THE STRANGERNEWS,Page 2 Editorial Parkside and its SATANIC core Patchey Andrew Editor-In-Hiding Through the past year here at what has come to be UWDarkside, we have all born witness as demons prancing about under the guise of "liberals," "democrats" and "pro-cnoicers" have spread their evil, leperous ways. We have seen as they wander around, preaching of choice and peace and freedom. We hear them tell their terrible tales of "clothes hanger abortions" and suffering at the hands of the righteous. If they didn't want their troubles, they should have forsaken their evil ways! It is time we all see them for what they truly are: children of SATAN! Mark my words, beloved ones, they are evil incarnate made camate. THEY will corrupt you. THEY will deceive you. THEY will tempt you out of the light and into the darkness of sin and blasphemy. Walk with THEM, and you will soon see a world different than that given us by Christ our saviour. Walk with THEM, and you will soon dishonor your parents, use the Lord's name in vain, even consume alcohol and other demon substances. You will engage in pre-marital sexual acts that will bring shame upon your name for generations. This could actually include intercourse. You may even be tempted into that sin of all sins, HOMOSEXUALITY! Worst of all, think with them and you will soon begin to think yourself! What terror, what evil has befallen us! Trust not their despicable ways. Trust instead in the love and the words of Christ and hisprophets. Use the Bible, the GREAT WAY, as your soul guide - with His words, you need nothing else. There is not even any need to think for yourself - it would only open yourself up to temptation, anyway. Let Christ and your spiritual guides direct your course. Use Christ as your guide and crush the blasphemers! We must come together now and stop this poison at its root! Save yourself while you still have time, children of God, before it is too late. Let the Lord's Book be your sword, let us vanquish the sinners and bend their twisted ways to the straight arrow of righteousness! Ebag's Bag Why I am a Republican Egab Akulk Columnar I am a Republican and darn proud of it. Never mind IranContra, the S&L crises, and twelve years of Civil Rights losses, because we got Rush Limbaugh! You know some stupid people might argue that most Republican's are just mindless sock puppets for rich people but not me! Hell no! 1 am a college student and I can think for my self. Never mind the fact that we like to cut fmancial aid, because no one, especially the underprivileged, deserves to go to school except the rich. Besides that, what is knowledge anyway? It's danger! Let'S go back to the old days. Back when America and apple pie meant something. Miranda rights? Who needs 'em. Robert Bork was right. And how aboutthe Cold War? 01' George Bush missed his shot at becoming a Cold War president, and that's why the economy went sour. There was no ridiculous escalation of weapons, and we couldn't increase the deficit without losing the bundle to Ross the Boss. At least George can claim the victory though. Being a Republican makes me proud. , Proud because I know my party is doing it's best to keep the morals of the country right where they belong. In the hip pocket of Pat Robertson. I mean who else would you have safeguarding our right to blame gays for AIDS, restrict reproductive freedom, and censor books. Maybe John Sununu, but he's got a keen job on CNN. Who else is going to scream that Hillary is running the country but us, the Republicans. You heard us complain about the Rodney King incident, didn't you? I mean we are right there, the voice of Rush Limbaugh, I mean America. We are the party that bought you greats like Lincoln, and Eisenhower. That was a while back, but hey, Spiro Agnew, and Nixon weren't so bad. Neither was Ford. Comm Arts Theatre to double as strip joint Lack of funding necessitates alternate usage Hal Jalikakik Moron A announcement by Keith Hearse, manager of the CommArts theater, has raised a few eyebrows around campus, as well as a few other things. Hearse stated that the recent budget cuts here on campus, "have forced us (the theater dept.) to find a more reliable source of income. We figured that a strip joint would be the best money maker for us." In order to accomodate the new format of the theater, the procescenium will have an extension "built on to the front of the stage, which will serve as a runway for the dancers. The theater will try and bring in big name acts like Tarzana the Can Crusher, whose act features a remarkable act of strength. Hearse said that the format will be topless, primarily because a totally nude format would be a "little tasteless". Buckyball disaster P'FM&'JvCs proudly presents its {atest culinary concoction... ((J)utr age (Q)u sliY §lillJrJP ri sin g Turkey ~ Continued from Page I Grievingparents heldacandlelight vigil Thursday in memory of the slain students and were informed at that time by representatives of the Bursar's office that they would still be responsible for paying the remaining tuition bills in full. One student, Bill Oney, had an outstanding library fine and so library officials blocked his burial until the fine was "taken care of." The Bursar representatives then thanked the parents and wished them a "nice day." In a related incident, Academic Skills "teacher" Phil Abramoff remarked, "I don't care ifthey're dead-they didn' tturn in their homework so I'm not giving them an incomplete." Dr. Ben Greenebaum, Chair of the School of Science and Technology, states that the buckyball was named by "Science" magazine as the "Molecule of the Year" in 199 I.Greenebaum added that the buckyball molecule (discovered in 1985) was only the third basic form of carbon ever uncovered, diamond and graphite being the others. Future uses of the buckyball include "lubricants, catalysts, and medicine." Ironically, one of the wounded students, Phil On£y $15.95 'WIiat a 'Deaf! JI. delicious blend. Of turk.!y, peas, beans, noodles, eggs, spit, fury, fianacuffs, and mace, Y1LJM:l Y1LJM:! 'Buy twe{ve ana receive afree stomach pump! 'What a 6argain! McCrackin, was majoring in Lubricants at the time of the calamitous event. First on the scene to assist the wounded with first aid were the attractive and personable Advising Center kingpin, Joyce Wisch, and Food Service cashier, Millie Vena. Cutting gauze for the bandages, Wisch asked Food Service head Jeff Wade, who was passing by at the time for one of the Coffee Shoppe's plastic knives. Wade responded that "There is a $.05 charge for all plasticware if no food or beverages are purchased." . When questioned for his reaction to the incident, history professor Frank N. Egerton remarked, "What?" Responding quickly, professor Don Kurnrnings, Chair of English and Humanities, stated that, "Here is yet another, uh, reason-sas if.we needed any-for a person to become an, uh, English major." The squinty-eyed prof then added, "I mean, uh-what's the deal?" An unnamed witness to the tragedy was heard to exclaim, "Oh, the humanity!" A support fund for the families of the buckyball victims has been started. Donations should be sent to The Stranger News. The coat check area will be transformed into a bar, where beer will be available for five dollars a can, and soda for three. Admission will be reasonably priced at ten dollars, with a two drink minimum. Dancing should stan April I 5th, in connection with the unveiling ceremony for the Eric Bovee monument. Auditions for dancers will take place April 2nd in the Stranger , office. Bovee Continued from Page 1 the monument has been planned for April IS. Edris Saldona, friend ofBovee and president of the Parkside Activities Board, is currently organizing the event and has reportedl y booked the legendary folk 000 Peter, Paul and Mary to play at the function. A main feature of the celebration will be a 500 foot Rice Krispie Bar that will have "We love you, Eric" written on it in Cool Whip. States university Activities Director Diane Welsh, "We really look forward to it [the event] - it's so rare that we are blessed with someone so gifted and giving as Eric, and even rarer still that we can recognize them in such a public manner. We here in the Student Life Offices are happy to be able to sponsor such a worthwhile and meaningful cause." All students are invited and campus administration is considering whether or not to announce the day a university holiday, which would mean a day off from all classes. A decision should be reached by the middle of next week. When asked for comment on the upcoming unveiling ceremony, university Chancellor Sheila Kaplan replied only, "I'm goin' to Disneyland!" £imitu{ time Only! ~ ...;;----------------------.....,...----------------------- ~ 1, 1993 J;~T~s~e;t ~to~i~n~v~a:d~e~U~n:l~· O=n~S~q~u-a-r-e--~M;=oV=;:ie=s ..=.==~::~T~HES~TR~ANC~ER~NEW~s.~Pag~e3 All time worst movie titles REFRIGERATOR SPACE AVAILABLE Sal Ahmey Feature Editor Original Gangsta/HardRapper Ice·T will perform Co~ hi I terial from is new re ease ~a ." Frida A '1 ''HornelnvaslOnnext n Y. pn 9 'n the UW·Parkside Union ~~are.The show will begin at approximately9:30 p.rn. with an openingset by the Racine-based 10k trio Fruit Salad, and will last :tll inlOthe night as tee-r show- (lSesmaterial from past albums including the platinurn-selting 'Il.G .. Original Gangster" and the recently controversial "Body Count." Opposition to the concert haS been voiced, with University officialsand campus police threat- ~ingto protest the event. Ice-T stirred up centroversylast year with his release of IDe graphic "Cop Killer," a song describingthe mindset of a maniacal character obsessed with killing r· lr I 1 police officers. Since the release of his "Body Count" album, Ice-T's record company ,Warner Bros., has been bombarded with complaints and protests from government officials and police officers all around the country. Continued threats eventually led to the reissue of "Body Count" without'Cop Killer" and, subsequently, Ice-T's defection to a different label. Since the announcement of the concert here at UW·Park· side, officials have received numerous complaints from students and faculty and have done their best to downplay the publicity surrounding the event. Union director Willie Kneebore reacted to threats from local law enforcement unions by commenting, "We at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside are not interested in pleasing the Kenosha Police Department. Our goal is In provide an artistic outlet to the students here." Other problems have arisen concerning security at the concert. Campus police officers have issuedastatement which stales that they will not be providing the secunty measures required to have a legal performance. One officer who wished lOremain anonymous: believes that the show could end in a riot. "That kind of music inspires VIOlence and Ifeel sorry for any students who are dumb enough lO auend. Unfortunately, we won't be on hand to protect anyone." Kneebore, whoreportedIy is a closet rap fan, responded to the Campus Police statement with a call to any soldier-of-fortune types who might want to "make a few bucks in the field." Pay for the onetime event will be negotiated on an individual basis. Concertprornotersexpect a large crowd and ticket sales begin at 9:00 a.rn. this Friday morning. For more information or lOsign up for security call (414) 555·2295. Roger Ramjet Movie Genius 10. Spies,Liesand Naked Thighs; a touching film of romantic intrigue. 9. Cannibal Women in the Ava· cado Jungle of Death; another tear-jerking romance. 8. A Woman, Her Man and Her Futon; what more needs to be said? 7. Chopper Chicks in Zornbietown: a true cinematographic masterpiece. 6. Bloodsucking Pharaohs in Pittsburgh; vampires, Franco Harris . what more could a guy ask for'? 5. Killer Tomatoes Eat France; gorgeous Parisien tomatoes! 4. TieMeUp!TieMeDown!;a psychological mind-bender. 3. Invasion of the Space Preachers; I think this one's hit UW· Parkside. 2. Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies; strange, but aspects of this one looked a lot like several of my geology professors. 1. Fearless Vampire Killers or Pardon Me But Your Teeth are in My Neck; as mom kept saying, always be polite! SIZZLERS TANNING We have the latest in tanning beds. lay down stand up and even a sit down models. These beds are the newest in the business. We guarantee in only one visit you will : have the best crows feet have at least a good start of Melanoma and have that corn husk like skin all in only 5 minutes! Yes that is only 5 minutes!! Call CRI.srv I Iam currentlysellingspacein my newly acquiredFRIDGE. AlthoughI'm sureit will be full by next week,rightnow YOU canput yourlunch itemsin my FRIDGE. MAKE YOUR LUNCH A PART OF mSTORY My newnumberis lBI-GBOY University of Wisconsin-Parkside The Stranger News "as if life isn't weird enough" not really a member of anything, least of all The Associated Collegiate Press 900 Wood Road Box 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141·2000 Editorial (414)555·2287 Business (414)555·2295 ID , Isclaimer: The Stranger News is a once· yearly, April 1 publica· tion presented by members of The Ranger News. Any and all information presented in The Stranger Newsis meant completely in jest: i.e., there. is little Orno factual basis for any of the stories publIshed m Ihis issue, and any and all names and characters Of all the different aspects of a fum the most underrated is the title. The title is the first thing noticed when looking at a movie in the video SLOreand it could become a big influence when choosing whether lO watch Lunatics: A Love Story or The Linguini Incident. Overthe years their have been some classic movie titles such as Bambi vs. Godzilla, Everything You Always Wanted lO know About Sex ... but Were Afraid lO Ask and The Rocky Horror Picture Show. But some of the best movie titles can be found just by searching the horror section of your local video department. And if you are lucky you may come across some absolute gem of a title like Blood Sucker from Outer Space and The Beautiful Blond From the Bashful Bend. These are actual movies that I have even seen rented on occasion. So in the spirit of movie titles everywhere here is my salute to the top ten bad movie titles of all time: The Stranger News Roll Call Editor.ln.Hiding patchy Andrew ~~~~c;;-;;;;;:::::::::::::: ...:': ..:': ::::::::::::::::::::::::~~a~i:~ Assislant Snooze Editor Some putz who never finished his tory C EdilO Sal Ahmey feature r.................... .' . Edi Roger Ramjet, MOVIe Genius The other Creature tor........ r Portz EditOr .......... :...... ·.......... ·..·· ·r;;~:;·h;;~~·~~~~~~~~i~C~ Assistant Portz Editor............................ . Ed ' Ciarise er Carlisle, er, Clorox, er, Carhse cwman Copy uors.i..«. " G be Ka I Kluka and a pan, er. . They didn't wanllO have anything lOdo With this AdvISors :.... Th didn't either Executive Committee · ·..· .e~ed . th' The coolest people in the world Everyone we piC on m IS issue who is not now gomg to ue us or wrile nasty. mean hate letters lO us about this, whom w~ thank. mentioned, while they may be in many ways similar to real persons, are fictional. If you happen to be one of the people that are similar to one or more of the characters contained within this issue, we sincerely hope .that you regard this issue with the light·hearted manner m which it was created. Thank you, and enJoy. - THE STRANGERNEWS, Page 4 April I, 1993 Softball player born with no eyespaints them on to appear normal _ DeNiro, Farley hide out in UW-Parkside sports program "Are you talking [0 me?", and we left. SNL regular Chris Farley has snuck onto the Ranger baseball team with the help of ASSistant Coach Burb Hurl. Coach Hurl said ,"Hey, most of these guys on the Jock McGoon Strap pin' Sports Stud eyes she was born with rounded radar receptors, which give the her the capability of fanning three dimensional pictures of objects in her head. She went on to say that she paints.eyes on her head just to give the il1usion of being normal. Members of the softball team are pitching in to buy ber blinky doll's eyes, which she can glue on. A memberofthe softba\l team, Shirley Szymczykowzashazamski, said that while Vacuseal"wil1 have to lean her head back lO appear like she is blinking, she will at least not have the horrible inconvenience of her eyes running off of her head while she is in the shower." Coach Achyheel added that the blinky doll's eyes will be a "really cool way to psych OUl opposing pitch-. ers." After school, Vacuseal plans to work at the Weather Channel as the first live radar. Savoir Faire Smoolhie Movie star RoberLDeNlro and Saturday Night Live star Chris Farley have been discovered playing sports at UW -Parkside recently. In a story that could be straight from the pages of the National Enquirer, with the difference being truth, a UW-Parkside softball player with no eyes uses a batlike radar to "see". The player, Raquel Vacuseal, admitted to Coach Toey Achyheel that she did indeed have no eyes, when he asked her last week why she didn't blink. Vacuseal told the Stranger sperts that she has an uncanny radar much like thatof a bat. This of course explains her stellar baseball playing abilities. Vacuseal said that instead of When we at the 01' sports department asked 'em why, they were more than happy to answer. Mr. DeNiro was busy tying it up on the wrestling mats when we caught up with him. The traditionally shy DeNiro was more than happy to chat with us, because we're swell guys down here in sports. DeNlro, a method actor, says that he is busy doing some work in preparation for his upcoming film on the WWF entitled Wrestling Bull. "I wanted to get away from the pressure of Hol1 ywood and New York, and I figured Parkside was the most obscure place I could find. Besides that, Coach Koch is a good fella.' When we asked Mr. DeNiro for his autograph he simply said, team are practically blind so they would not know a big star if one bit them." Unfortunately, Head Coach I Perrier says Farley has been doing just that, except with umpires. "Oh that Farley, he is a vicious bastard. The sonofabitch tookachompouta l an urnp last week for making a crappy call. He wasn't thrown out because the ump knew who he was, andwas shocked by his star power." Farley would not talk lo the Ranger sports staff unless we gave him some money. so we said, "Screw it", and 1 decided to make up some bad stuff about him. Both stars will be here thru the end of the semester. • c Peter 's:Flame Where all the really swinging cats go Thursday Night Specials: • All the Passion Juice you can drink for $2 • Live music from the Village People, • Free "dance lessons" from Disco Don Simply marvelous predicted to 0 snatch the total package • Timbo Ratkiss Sports God and Poet Khampane's thunderous spikes, Simply Marvelous is a shoe in to win the tournament. Pete is quoted as saying "Bring on Six Pack. We ain't scared of their { shit. Brian Gianetto sucksand Tim Radke is worse. Bring I that shit to us." Simply Marvelous is 1-3 overall. Located on the corner of 35th st. & Roosevelt ave. Kenowhere, Wi. Pete Khampane's "Simply Marvelous" is on a hot streak, winning their last 1 games in arow! Simply Marvelous is, therefore, picked to win the Intramural volley ball championship next week. Led by captain Pete -Rear entrance available JOE'S BAR COME AND DRINK TILL YOU SPEW Why waste your time doing term papers and reports when you have more important things to do? NO DRINK SPECIALS NO BANDS AND SOMETIMES NO BARTENDERS Call I-800-plagiarize - today! I~I~ JUST COME IN AND BLOW YOUR WHOLE CHECK Over thousands of topics to chose from! Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Stranger News, Volume 21, issue 24 1/2, April 1, 1993 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1993-04-01 Type The nature or genre of the resource Newspaper Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Language A language of the resource English satire