https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/75cb65bf93196f2e7a400df1458806c3.pdf 29cdc6b9622d7f519039f5b40da536c0 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Indoor smoking rooms available for Fall '03 Issue Volume 33, issue 11 Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 1 TheIssue IIVol. 33The University of Wisconsin-DarksiJe's StuJent NewspaperHenry GaskinsReporterStudent health atuw-Parkside will never be the sameafter the Student Quality of LifeCouncil (SQLC) announcedMarch 19,2003,the creation ofindoor smoking rooms, whichwill be ready at the beginningof the Fall semester,2003.The rooms will be well ven-tilated, according to SQLC,sothat non-smokers won't have toworry about second-handsmoke.More than' 12 smoking• rooms will be located through-out campus, in places like theWomyn's Center and the Den.There will also be three smok-ing rooms in the SportsActivityCenter.SQLC spokesperson AllieSealssaid that the rooms werecreated because many studentsIndoor smoking rooms available for Fall '03-:Cops on bikesAmber SmithEditor-In-ChiefDue to budget cuts at thestate level UW-Parkside's policesquad has been forced out oftheir squad cars and onto bicy-cles.Campus residents fear thatthe level of protection offeredon university grounds willdecrease significantly.Annabelle Johnson a straightedge student of UWP was con-cerned about the time it wouldtake police to reach the univer-sity apartments and break upparties." When I call to tell thecops about a party I expect thatthey are going to get there fastenough that party goers will notbe able to dispose of their alco-hol. On bikes it's going to takethem twice as long. That's a lotof time for students to slamtheir beer bongs and get rid ofApril 1-17,2003smoke, and a lot of them com-plain about the coldness of win-tertime.The cost of each smokingroom is $2000, and $750 permonth to upkeep them. Fundscome out of every student's seg-regated fees,and it is a primaryreason why tuition prices arebeing increased by more than15percent.the evidence."Dexter Yarbrough, Directorof University Police·and Safety,stated that"Yes,it might take usa few more minutes to respondto calls but this campus issmall in size and I am confi-dent that my staff will be ableto arrive at any scene in an'appropriate time frame, for abicyclist that is."UWP police officersseem to haveother concerns inmind including rainy days andwinter snow. Officer PonchoSmith said, "Wisconsin isplagued with deep snow andheavy spring rainsdbthey real-ly expect us to be peddlingaround when the ground is icecovered? I think that the policedepartment will lose a goodportion of its respect if weshow up at incidents soppingwet with our hair stuck to ourfaces."Yarbrough stated," We areappealing the budget cut.While I don't believe that ourcampus will suffer too much Ifeel it would be an unfair bur-den to our officers to exert somuch energy atwork."The outcome of the appealshould be public knowledge byJuly 27,2003. Campus TremorsKimberlee MyerReporterUW-P~rksideGeology professors haverecently reported thatthe tremors felt on cam-pus are due to a 50-pound goose. At anunusually large size, thegoose has been causingquite a stir in conversa-tion among studentsand faculty. Some saythey would like thegoose for Easter dinner-Home Economics stu-dents would like to pre-pare it for the hungry. One stu-dent stated "Boy, that goosecould feed a lot of people ...itmay be causing a lot of prob-lems now but in the end itcould feed a lot of hungrypeo-ple" But to catch a bird thatadds so much character to ourcampus would be detrimentaltoMI".Big"caught on camerato our image.The goose, howev-er, is highly temperamental; ithas been spotted wanderingthe campus grounds, hissing atthose passing by.Its short tem-per could possibly be related tothe large nest it built near hole17of the disk golf course.Unfortunately, the' gooseJoin The Ranger NewsErica GavinsEveryone is wanted, welcome and needed.Stop by The Ranger News office wyllie D139-Cor call 595-2287Jason PinkowskiDanielle SmirhKatie PruessingRangerHallTodd DrangstveitRoxanne MendezAndrea RenwickVikrampal SidhuRedelia SouterEvander Wilson11Open PositionsBeware ofMr. Bigdubbed as"Mr.Big"chaseddown one player" and atehis disc golf disc. Jon Doewas quoted as saying,"Dude, that disk cost me$8.00...there is no way Iam trying to get it back!"Furthermore, local author-ities have informed usthat several small dogs havebeen reported missing in thepast few weeks. "Mr.Big"mayhave accomplices who mightbe on a canine binge. Theauthorities further adviseAnyone can join at any timeeveryone to be aware of thisL--=-'--=--'goose and "steer clear of itspath:'Assistant EditorPage EditorsReportersSports WritersCartoonistsOpinion WritersDistriblltionlIMm~oYewcf~~fo~2003-2004·~ e>?nWa:l.1adoufi~2003-2004ConnieChiavercttiJessica Dial.YocelineEspinoza de VargasAndrea HigginsKayya ProkopSkyla RoperBrook StricklandFahimZiyad.9~.9TeabkCduadoufi~2003-2004· Katie Pruessing(Co-capr.)Bridgette Dei(Co-capt.) .Nina BrownBrook StricklandJessicaDuBoisRebecca WanagasStormie MitchellLena WilliamsConnieChiaverotti· Andrea RenwickAndrea HigginsJason WatersKayya ProkopChristine FerrerMyronUbI'Donna Minkley*Chamika Ellis. TarahTumerBrandon Hutchins, "ReturningOrientation leadersSponsoredbyStudent Life.9kJUkme>?dvuoufi~2003-2004Universiry ApartmentsJessica DiazDannie MooreMerranda HoustonKevin PowellBrandon hutchinsAmanda MorrisGustavo SalazarjeanniSimpsonJulian ThomasDeAira KennemerNicole PowersChris SemenasMichelle SimsMyronUbI!7kJUkm.9T~~ubnaroufi~2003-04Universiry Apartments:Andrea HigginsRangerHall:Alicia PiotrowskiRHAC:Denise Bonnett•. - This advertisement is not paid for with state appropriated fimds. g~~~esiege calm campus of UW.pflew from building top to build-ing top. Many others wereforced to walk on the grass toprevent the malicious hissing.A professor that asked toremain anonymous was morerecently forced to walkthrough the mud. Prof. JimmyMackleRoy said:"l had no otherchoice! They surrounded meand no matter how much Icried, they kept pushing meinto the mud! My wife's goingtokillme!"The decision to find outwhat was really happeningoccurred just before school letout. In his undergroundbunker, Chancellor Keatingbriefed his most trustworthyspy. Everyone thought thatStephanie Sirovatka-Marshallwas going on maternity leave.But this super woman that con-trols Student Life, StudentActivities, SOC and knows allthe budgets on campus is actu-ally Parkside's dark-sided spy.When she was asked howshe was able to infiltrate this~rterThe geese are readyingthemselves for attack. It mayseem absurd but there hasbeen too many "accidents" forChancellor Keating to ignore.April15 2002,was the firsttime knowledge came in aboutthe geese and their motives.Four students went for a strollthrough the woods. Only oneescaped to tell her horrificstory. KC Touse stated, "Theycame out of no where. Weheard them far off, but nothingcould have prepared us for theattack."KChad fallen behind to tieher shoe. When she looked upher friends lay in pieces as tengeese swarmed them. Luckyfor her, she was able to hide.But unluckily, she is foreverplagued by the gruesomeattack she was forced to watchin silence.Through out the year, attackscontinued. Several studentsfound themselves beingwatched by the geese as theyhostile regime, she hissed andstarted jabbing at me with hernose. Despite the tact that shehas retained some of the char-acteristics of this dominatingmilitia,she was able to stop theSBA(Spring Break Assault), butin the process blow her cover.She is currently ordered tokeep herself immersed insidethe campus walls.A recent video was sent toThe Stranger with OsmammaGoossein, the leader of thegeese. Inthe video he asked foronly one thing,"Wewill stop atnothing until we get yourschool's psychic, MadameEsmeCerridgynereDragonfhenersige. Her abilitieswill be ours."The Ranger,the sister news-paper to our The Stranger, hasrefused to give her up stating,"She is not even accurate! Thismust be some sort of trick toenter the campus and herunderground bunker, Which sohappens to be attached to theChancellor's:'Students are asked to videoi""7~~:l.lNatlon,,1Sturtr-ntCln'(llt<jn /l.g1n~!':'::~;" Hunger and HomelessnessThe19thannualHunger Cleanup!(Parkside's5'"Annual)Saturday April 5thtape/tape record any hissing,quacking, flapping or strategicplacing of the geese in orderfor the German, French,Russian,Spanish,and other var-ious international clubs todecode the messages. Thegeese are planting bombs thatcover the campus sidewalks,but the ground crews will bemaking their rounds to disarmthem with their newly pur-chased Super-Soakerhoses.'!'he Universityof WisconsinParksidecampus ison high alert.Thestudents,facultyand staffareasked to stay indoors despite thespring weather. Exitat your ownrisk. There is a scholarshipaward for anyone that is able tocatch, alive or dead, the50pound goose that is most surelythe geese's secret weapon.lassified FormRanger NewsName:...,....- _($O.25/wordfor students)Phone:_Tlle Annual Hunger Oeanup Is a national,one-daycommunity service work-a-thonlnw~ichstudentvolunteers raise money while wot1o::lngwith programs for the hungry and homeless. Similar to a walk-a-thoo the Oeanup mobHlzes thousands of students across the country who gather hourly pledgesITom~mllYand friendsfortheir volunteer work in local shelters and soup kitchens.Email:,__ ~_The funds you collect support:_(500/0)LocalAgencies andorcs.You choose the local organlzatlon(s)_(35%) National Student Campaign AgaInst Hunger and Homelessness._(15%). International Projects.SChedule:7:30M9:00 Meet at union Square(Check In,sireassignments, Breakfast)9:00 am Kick off(team photos, depart for worksltes)10:00 am-1:00 pm(Active at worksites)1:00 pm return to Campus for LunchAdas you would like to see it:IntereHed. sjgn up oraetmoreInfo.Bycontacting:. 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PAB feels it might beadvisable to refrain frombring-ing small children as,"we're notquite sure how racy the showwill become." .PAB usually offers freeactivities to he students butsince this is such a big namecelebrity they are going to berequired to charge a small feeof $8 per person. "We wouldlike to let the graduates attendfree, but again this is not goingto be possible so their fee willbe reduced to $4.11'11be totallyworth the price of admission.Morgan suggests buyingyour ticket early as the show isexpected sell out quickly.Hope to see everyone theirit will be an "ice, ice" time,The university of WisconsinParkside is happy to announce .a one time show featuringfamed 1990'srapper Vanilla ice.Sabrina Morgan, Presidentof the Parkside ActivitiesBoard(PAB) stated, "We havehad so many students inquire ifit would be possible to get therapper to perform at UWPManysaid that he is still their all timefavoritemusician,thoughmany are ashamed to admit it.The show will be held in theunion cinema on May 18,2003.Morgan said PAB felt thiswould be a great day to invitethe musicianasstudents grad-uating that day would be ableto go directly from commence-ment to the cinema."Itwouldbe a great way to celebrate theachievements of the gradu-ates." Families of the graduatesVanilla IceSlice ofLASlI'IA.-ehl ...._...........~..Series.College and Life can beachallenge-letusprepare you for both.Navigating the Place Settingand Other Dining Etiquette:A Hands on ExperienceNeed a JobforFall?Check out the employment opportunities in:Residence LifeStudent CenterStudent ActivitesWednesday, April 2ndUnion 207, 4pmPosition descriptions and on-line applications now available at:hnp://www.uwp.edu/admin/union/employment/employment.htmlThis session will teach you the do's and don'ts of properetiquette. You will learn table manners, which areessential in the dining culture. This section will help youmake great impressions On professional or social lunchdates. Come learn the secret rules of the dining world.I·APPLY TODAY!SponsoredbyStudenr LifeSponsoredbyStudent ActivitiesTheUnivenityofWisconsin- Parbide provides services for patrons with special1M!f!ds.Please contact the Parkside Student Center for assistance, (262) 595.2345.This advertisement was not paid for with state appropriated funds. MORE INFORMATION DownloadundefinedFull Screen Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Stranger News, Volume 33, issue 11, April 1, 2003 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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