https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/8a426c3c22466a2742f1c77ebca54167.pdf 05941a4f843819bc35f21a97d6dab81c Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Text Any textual data included in the document -- The Stranger~ News,~ April 1, 2004 Contents Letter from the Editor Pg. 2 Newz Creeps Pg. 3 Ranger Growl Pg. 3 Lies Pg. 4 Listof Pranks Pg. 13 Classlfleds Pg. 14 Things to Do @ the U Pg. 14 Police Beat Pg. 15 The Meaning of Life Pg. 17 Next Week's Winning Lottery Numbers Pg. 18 The UW·Parkslde Campus Anthem Pg. 19 In Honor and Celebration of April FoolsDay UWStudents Streak During Spring Break Full story on Page 9 THE RANGERHEWS o APRI SPECIAL ISSUE ith the e c ption r page 2. half of pa , page I • thi mall me sane, and all adverti emen . e erything you read in th i. i ue i completely false. The ad erti ers would like you to know that the ad in thi is ue are. without exception, truthful. There is something you should know about J agermeister... Page 8 I I n I W Ir I Iv " m u f ully 10 Iy It in 12 ADVI OR Ro I I ITti ON PI I L THANKS TO P CI two po SUS TH ATI ICAL Stvd nts who WRIT R GUILD or an excellent di play of ambition, a stick-to-it altitude, and quality inve tigative j umali m, The Ranger News has I ted reporter Aaron Zabler 10 ':Ie the taff Member of th I ue. Aaron came on board with the newspaper at !be begin- ning of the current emester, covering a wide range of tories, He has reported proacti vely OD Metamorphoses when the pool- building proces was happening in Angie-Wagner Studio Theater weeks before the production, inev- itably drawing more interest to the event. He has also done excellent research and held interviews for articles he has written, and we commend him for his investiga- tive reporting on Carb CrazUIeSS, an in-depth look at the Atkins Diet craze. As a finance major, Aaron wasn't sure about his writing abili- ties when he first tarted, But the edi torial taff h re at the w paper bas come to believe aeon has a natural knack for writing; hi t ries now with con i tency from lart 10 fini h, and eneralJy have few, if any, grammatical errors. Aaron i a nior thi year, planning 10 graduate in December 2004. As a reliable reporter, he has become a valuable asset to the newspaper, setting a good example for all of our staff. 10 ap olion one mes ter The on N ws rA«"", .. lhe ri hi 10 II. condcn ond t y all orllclesfor Ion- guage. length. and clarity The Ranger N ws does not guarantee lhe pubrtcation of any subrnsslon. A ANT EDITOR '" I DITO. IK Y EDITOR M OF.K MU IC DITOR u v PORT MI ...... EDITOR VI N W DITOR HUA <.AN"'"'' G APHIC 0 ION R MA NV ... RT DIR CTOR o-lA L A ROW u R RTI IN M ... I IN J Itl' Ramu'r ',·n.. ha" 111,,,,11111.:' {"\ l'f"".\ \Iunctu~ 011 noun. \1I ... 'udi'III' anff fa"ult~ nf l '\.lta'·~"llk ,In \\('Il-nun:. Ph'a't' h,t"1 tnT (fI •• lt."IUI. \\ .' lIil' I).I.W(" "hUlll': C !h! I ;:;tI;:;.!!s" 1'01,: 1!'l!1 ;:;tI;:;.!!tI;:; Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. UW Students Streak During Spring Break Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Stranger News, April 1, 2004 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Satire Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 2004-04-01 Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Language A language of the resource English geese satire streaking