https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/0e7112f5adf5726aea559f39b20c4f6d.pdf 4252d50502412fdd7396b3e0662a5359 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 8, issue 3 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. UW-Parkside could escape prison Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document HT University of Wisconsin - Pa rkside anger Wednesday September 19, 1979 Vol. 8 No. 3 UW-Parkside by Sue Stevens land to the state for the SOLE could escape prison Molinaro Hall almost completed << INSIDE... ^ • Test your health • Big Brothers • Learning lab helps The prospect of "Parkside Prison," as it has been called, is very dull if the preliminary public hearing last Friday night is any indication. About 125 students, faculty members, and people from the community were in attendance in the UWP Communication Arts theater to witness testimony after testimony panning the idea of building any prison on UW-Parkside land. The Parkside campus, along with nine other sites in southeastern Wisconsin, was chosen last year by state officials for possible locations for two new state correctional facilities. Since that time; an environmental impact study was performed on each site. The hearing Friday night was held by state prison officials to hear testimonies regarding that study. The report by state consultants listed disadvantages of locating a prison here such as zoning changes, a decline in UW-Parkside enrollment, lower real estate values, an adverse affect on air quality, and bad sub-soil and water table conditions at the UW-P sites. The speakers at Friday night's hearing pointed out those things in the report which they felt were either imcomplete or treated improperly. Among the first to speak was Vice-Chancellor Lorman Ratner, who read a statement prepared for the hearing by Chancellor Alan E. Guskin. Guskin was on university business elsewhere at the time. Guskin's statement began by saying that proposals to locate a prison on the Parkside campus "indicate a disregard for both the intellectual and physical environment of the university." Guskin joined others in citing that Kenosha County "gave this PURPOSE of providing a site for the university." Eric Olson, a member of the Kenosha County Board, said that placing a prison here would be"grossly unfair to Kenosha taxpayers" and that the idea as a whole is "asinine." Regarding the need to change the zoning of UW-Parkside land in order to build a prison, Olson said, "We (the County Board) will never approve a zoning change for one inch of Parkside land for any other purpose than university use." Not only would Kenosha County provide a barricade for state officials by not approving zone changes, but it would also file suit against the state for a breach of contract according to Fran Jaeschke of Kenosha. As she stated, "State statutes required the county to give the land for the university. It was not just a gift." Another among those speaking against the State's report was Kenosha District Attorney John Landa. As he said, the consultants "should go and do their homework." One of the problems he mentioned that the report overlooked was a large work overload for the DA's office of Kenosha. Dr. Florence Shipek, a Sociology-Anthropology professor at Parkside, stated more than several things wrong with the impact study. Among those things she cited was the fact that the study failed to look at "costs for the community such as increased road construction and traffic control, as well as more work for the Kenosha County Sheriffs Department." As for the enrollment declining. Dr. Shipek stated, "The study failed to realize that Parkside has two types of students — day and night students. This fact alone can make a major difference in the impact of a prison here." Dr. Eugene Gasiorkiewicz. Life Science professor here, stressed that "we owe it to future generations of this area to keep the small green belt we have here." Several times during the hearing there were references made to the hard work and dreams that went into the founding of UW-Parkside. As Chancellor Guskin pointed out in the statement read by Ratner. "The clear intent of this gift was to provide a place where they (Kenosha County Residents) and Cable for Kenosha? by Dan Galbralth Mayor Paul Saftig and the city council are working on plans to get cable television to Kenosha. Several cable television companies will be invited to give a service presentation before the city council in October or early November. The mayor said he would be getting in touch with officials in West Bend, who recently approved a'franchise permit, to see how they chose their cable television company. The company servicing West Bend. River Bend Cablevision Inc., will be providing 30 channels featuring local programming in addition to the regular TV stations. The city will also benefit from the introduction of cable television to the area. Saftig said. Last year, Racine received approximately $80,000 in revenue from its cable franchise. West Bend will earn 3 percent of the cable television company's total revenues. Saftig likes the idea, he said, because those people who want the service can have it, while those who don't want to pay the monthly charges don't have to take the service. by Walt Remondini The 1.8 million dollar Molinaro Hall addition which has been under construction for close to a year, is now scheduled for completion within the next 2-3 months. That was the word from Heinz Butt. the campus consultant to the project. "The bad weather last winter held us up a little bit but we are moving very smoothly now." he said. Gary Goetz. UW-Parkside Assistant Chancellor, added that the bidding for the equipment to be included in the building could delay its being ready for full student use. Both parties did agree that some of the classrooms could be in use by the start of the spring semester although they stressed that the addition would not be in full operation until late summer or the fall of 1980. their children could receive a university education and to obtain for the community the many other benefits of proximity to a University of Wisconsin campus." The emotionality and hopes of the founding fathers of this campus was summed up by Frank Schliesman. President of t'ne Parkside union local. As he said. "If George Molinaro, one of the founders of Parkside who has been honored with having a university building named for him, could see that the state is proposing to build a prison here, he'd turn over in his grave!" 2 Wednesday September 19, 1979 Ranger Ed,toria ' OPINION Student government clowns around by Doug Edenhauser Throughout the past few years here at Parkside the office of president of PSGA has been held by a wide range of various personalities. From a very neurotic person who disagreed violently with everybody most of the time to the present prefect who calmly sits in his throne and agrees with all five of his student senators. During the turbulent years the Senate was usually full of people bidding for meaningless power, just arguing with each other and apparently not concerned with the outside world. Who was the victim of this living wargame? Well of course the students were. The "Administration" would do to the students whatever they felt would be best for their own careers. Nobody noticed. As time progressed, the student would think twice about abhorent conditions and wonder if there was anybody here on campus that could possibly do anything about the horrible food, (which of course is still present), lousy parking (ditto), and a number of other problems. At that time a number of people asked PSGA to act. In all their wisdom they finally did something. They sent out a couple of surveys in which they asked students if they didn't like this or that and the students agreed that they didn't like this or that, and that was it. Nothing more was said and nothing more done. So, as the situation stands now, PSGA knows that the students are in discontent, but does nothing about it. Along comes a new student administration and another set of surveys for which the results are lost. A strong part of student government is the infamous SUFAC. Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee. They take a portion of the students' tuition and dish it out to the various student organizations on campus. At this writing there is one student on this committee of 11. At the moment it is inactive, but as budget time in February rolls around, it will quickly fill with representatives of different organizations begging for an increase for money that is often probably misused. Again the administration shows its power by telling this committee what it can and what it can't do. Student activities such as athletics have had their budgets already figured out for them over the next few years. If this is to be the trend of the future, soon we will all be working full-time year round to pay for our schooling. As a rule student governments at most schools are very ineffective, until just recently. The introduction of the clown student government at Madison brought on a trend of similar organizations across the nation. The infamous Pail and Shovel party at Madison has become nationally known for such antics as a Statue of Liberty likeness in Lake Mendota, a giant toga party based on a famous film, and so on. People have been wondering why something like this hasn't happened here at Parkside. Well, as a matter of fact it almost happened in the last two elections, but almost only counts... Would such an organization make it on this campus, or would lack of imagination take its toll? To tell the truth, it could not possibly do any worse than all of the administrations of the past few years. Many people would bet dollars to donuts that if a clown-type ticket came up on the ballot it would surely draw more votes than the average 10% turnout of the present student elections. This would definitely prompt more student involvement, more ideas, and more action on the part <^f student government. Sure! Maybe the university hierarchy would pqy more attention to the clowns of the future than to the clowns of the present and past, maybe out of fear or maybe out of enjoyment. They would have no choice but to react, wouldn't they? PSGA elections for President and Vice-President will come again in March, so any campaigners have a long time to get organized. As/ See If... by Sue Stevens Last week I mentioned that Lee Dreyfus vetoed a bill to raise his own salary. What I meant to say was that he said he was going to. He didn't. I suppose this is his way to make sure that Wisconsin doesn't end up with a large surplus like that of the past Democratic administration! I have been anxiously awaiting to receive a letter in the mail with the "top secret information on the hydrogen bomb" in it. I'm sure that if I really want to figure out how to make the bomb that I can by doing a little studying in the library. Don't tell the government that though. It may try to get libraries all over the U.S. to hand over any material that contains ganger braks - Sue Stevens Brian Felland Ken Meyer Doug Edenhauser Jeff Stevens Kevin Padula Editor .Business Manager .... Feature Editor Sports Editor New Editor Photo Editor REPORTING STAFF Liz Arkowski, Dave Cramer. Pete Cramer, Andrea Crandall. Dan Galbraith. Marcia Harris, Ginger Helgesen, Renee' Jones. Mira Lochanski, Reed McMillan. Fori Merten, Kai Nail, Walt Remondini, Don Scherrer, Joe Sykora, Vicki Wellens. PHOTO STAFF Mark Anderson, Rhonda Gerolmo, Jim Knotek, Brian Passino Mary Arnold, Nancy Hernandez LAYOUT AD STAFF I.inda Andersen, Charles Clifton, Dan Galbraith, Nancy Mikaelian, Mike Murphy Utters to the Editor will be accepter, ii .ypewritten. double-spaced on standard size papc with one-inch margins. All letters must be signed. Names will be withheld for valid reasons Include a telephone number for verification. Maximum length accepted is 500 vo.js Deadline for letters is Friday at 10 am for publication the following Wednesday. information they don't want you to know about. Dahli Lamba is visiting Wisconsin this week in order to, as he said,"make friends for India." During his scheduled stop in Madison, he was supposed to visit the capitol and the university. His tour was delayed, however, because his arrival coincided with Madison's Second Annual Toga. Officials were afraid that he'd be greeted by chorus lines of college students dressed in togas and carrying a beer in each hand singing "Well hello Dahli!" Finally, I've been considering who to vote for in the primary this fall, if there'll be one. Personally, I believe that the Wisconsin primary should remain open. Those members of the National Democratic Party that believe that open primaries work against them are off the wall. If a member of another party wants to see a weak candidate win the nomination, he knows that the best way to do that is not to vote for that candidate in the primary. It would take an awful lot of voters to really swing the election that way. I don't know about anyone else, but I don't like being told that I have to vote for all members of one party. That I consider impeding the democratic process. Do you have a good story? Do you have anything of nterest to the people of 'arkside? Stop by or call the '.anger office We'll put it in the paper! (That is if we think it's good.) Even if you're just a weird person with strange habits, come in and tell us! J Patronize Our Advertisers! How would you like to have cable TV, or if you have it, how do you like it? Heidi Makris, Soph.—I don't have it so I'm not sure. Nicki Kroll, Senior—They don't have it in Milwaukee (where I live), so I think it would be interesting. I've had the chance to see it in Racine, and I liked it because you get more of a selection, and you can be more disCi.minatory of what you're watching. Lester Thompson, Senior—! do have it. It's fair. I d on't have any complaints. I d on't watch TV that much. Lee Cielomko, Soph.—1 have HBO, and I d o like it. They show movies that aren't going to be on TV, and they don't cut them. They have soccer and stuff like that on there that they don'.t on regular TV. I don't like commercials either. Scolt Wishaw, Soph.—I thin! cable TV is good for certain pro grams that can't be on regular TV It's good for non-commercialisn too. You don't have a problen with comm ercia ls or inte r ruptions. sNews Briefs" Learning lab offers help Hike for Hunger Oct. 7 The Racine Clergy Association is sponsoring a "Hike for Hunger" on Oct. 7, 1979 beginning at 1:30 pm at the Racine YMCA. The purpose of the walk is to raise money to help the hungry of the world through the Community Hunger Appeal of Church World Service (CROP). Each person who walks secures sponsors to sponsor him/her for a certain amount of money per mile completed. Ten miles is the goal, with the route roughly following the one used for the Lighthouse Run. A Hunger Rally will be held two weeks before the Hike, on Sunday, Sept. 23, at 3:00 pm at the Racine YMCA to sign up hikers and distribute materials. The Hike committee hopes to raise over $7,000, a portion of which will remain in the community to mee local emergency food needs. "Walkers can designate agencies of their choice to receive the money raises, such as CROP, Lutheran World Relief, Catholic Relief Services, or World Relief Commission for Evangelicals," explains Father Mike Michalski, Priest at St. Edward's Catholic Church and the Hike's treasurer. "To meet such a goal, many hikers are needed," added Father Michalski. More information is available by calling Pastor Fox (632-1686) or Pastor Larsen (632-9886). Research positions available The National Research Council announces its 1980 Research Associateship Programs which provide postdoctoral opportunities for scientists and engineers in the fields of ATMOSPHERIC & EARTH SCIENCES, CHEMISTRY, ENGINEERING, ENVIRONMENTAL SCIENCES, LIFE SCIENCES, MATHEMATICS. PHYSICS and SPACE SCIENCES. NRC Research Associates will, conduct research on problems largely of their own choice in selected federal research laboratories at various geographic locations in the United States. The programs are open to recent recipients of the doctorate and, in many cases, to senior investigators also. Some programs are open to non-United States nationals. FIRST National Bank of Kenosha DOWNTOWN m a i n o f f i c e AUTO 8AHK 24 HOUtt TE-LLFP BRISTOL PLEA SANT P RAIRI E SOMERS Phone 658-2331 MEMBER F.D.I.C. Applications to the NRC must be postmarked by January 15, 1980. Awards will be announced in April. Application materials and detailed information about specific opportunities for research and the federal laboratories which participate should be requested promptly from the Associateship Office, JH 608-D1, NATIONAL RESEARCH COUNCIL, 2101 Constitution Avenue, NW, Washington, DC 20418, telephone (202)389-6554. Bears needed If you've ever been to a Parkside basketball game, you've seen the Ranger Bear. This year will hopefully be no different if someone steps up to play the team mascot. Currently there are two people needed to be Ranger Bear. These people can be male or female students. Anyone interested in being the Parkside mascot should contact Loran Hein at ext. 2162. by Dan Galbraith The Education Program Support (EPS) learning lab is located in WLLC-D150 and is open for students to drop in on MondayThursday, 10 am - 1 pm, and Tuesday and Thursday, 5-6:30 pm. A program specialist will work with the student. Some of the features of the learning lab include diagnosis of learning problems (pre & post testing), one to one/srhall group instruction with EPS specialists, developmental instruction based on student ability, individualized approach to learning, reading improvement, study techniques, composition, and computer assisted instruction (CAI) in Math and English. Any instructor may refer a student to the lab if the student has any difficulty in notetaking or studying, according to Susan Taylor, reading specialist. "Eventually, mini-courses will be offered for certain courses on how to study for them," said Ms. Taylor. The CAI is on an experimental level, according to Geoff Gajewski, writing specialist. The computer programs for basic English grammar were designed by Mr. Gajewski. The programs for basic Algebra were designed by Sam Filippone, Math specialist. Some of the regular courses offered by EPS are Reading Improvement, Writing Improvement, Study Skills, Composition Preparation and Essential Math Skills. For any course, a student can take the total program or part of the program to meet the student's special needs, according to Ms. Taylor. Faculty and staff are encouraged to bring a whole class to the lab, according to Ms. Taylor. Special scheduling will be made for this purpose. If interested in the learning lab to see how it can help you, contact the EPS office, WLLC-D195 or phone 553-2605. G€T MO. TO MSICS JOIN A CO-OP BOOk^ C.S.C.'s Book Co-op is operated by students and depends on people to drop off their used textbooks, paperbacks and albums, to sell to other students. In a sense we act as an exchange center for students and our system allows you to either make or save the maximum amount of money you can on your textbooks. Want to get rid of your old albums? C.S.C.'s Book Co-op is the best place. — You set your own price! On all of the Book Co-op's services, members are not charged, non-members pay 15% over member price. Help us out this year and you'll see the benefits of cooperation. F A LL M ON TUE - 1 to 3 HOURS W E D - 1 to 7 THU R - 2 to FOOD: The Food Co-op offers hundreds of items of food including: milk, bread, yogurt, fresh produce, natural cheeses, grains, nuts, dried fruit, vitamins, juices, frozen foods and many canned and packaged goods. Stop in and look around. We are proud of the pleasant atmosphere and we have convenient hours for all students, including night students. Parking is available right in front. Support this co-op. it is one of the most unique services at Parkside. F A LL H O U R S M O N 10 t o 6 TUE - W E D -T H U R . . .10 t o 10 FRI & S A T . . . . . . . 9 to 6 J The Co-operative Services Collective is a not-for-profit student organization at Parkside. A membership in C.S.C allows member benefits in all C.S.C. projects including the Book and Food Coops. A monthly Newsletter is also sent to each C.S.C. member. Sign up this year. New Student R a te $3.00 / yr. FACULTY - S T A F F - A L U M NI $ 7 . 0 0 / yr 4 Wednesday September 19, 1979 Ranger Big Brothers better than friends by Liz Arkowskl Thousands of boys each year are left fatherless. Often times uncles or other male family members are there to help these boys. Often times not. Big Brothers of Racine, Inc., is providing many of these boys with something that is irreplaceable: a friend, someone to give them a hand, a big brother. Big Brothers Inc., is a nationwide program funded mainly through the United Way. Its Racine chapter b*gan in the late 1950's. It provides fatherless boys with intensive one-to-one guidance. Boys, ages 6 to 15, are matched with a "Big Brother" who will see them at least one time a week for three to five hours. Along with this, Big Brothers provides counseling and referrals to other help agencies for mothers of the boys. The agency also keeps watch over any problems that might arise. This forms a sort of three way guidance system for the boy between his mother, Big Brother, and the agency itself. Big Brothers of Racine, Inc., presently has 135 boys assigned to a brother, with 40 to 45 in the process of assignment. The Big Brothers range anywhere from college students to doctors or lawyers. The only restriction is that they be responsible, male adults, willing and able to offer something to these boys. The boys themselves enter the program from a variety of ways. Many times mothers will refer their sons. Juvenile offenders on probation might be referred into the special program called Project Acceptance, or referrals might come from different social service agencies. There are several Parkside Big Brothers at this time. Dave Habegger and Mike Deno both volunteered to give their own personal glimpses of what it's like to be a Big Brother. Dave, age 19, is a Psychology/ Sociology major. This is his first semester at Parkside. He first became involved with Big Brothers through an ad in the Racine paper. Dave had his Little Brother, Dave is now involved in a program called Dial-A-Kid. Big Brothers (who enter the program the same as if they were going to have a little brother) can call to the agency and select a child to take to a special event, say, a baseball game or circus. This requires less time (usually once a month) than having a full-time Little Brother. Dial-A-Kid works well for Dave with his busy schedule. "When I have the time again," says Dave, "I'd really like to have another Little Brother. It's a great feeling to be able to help him and be there when he needs me." Mike, ago 20, is a business major. He has been a Big Brother to Dave, age 11, since January. He noticed a Big Brothers flyer on a bulletin board here at Parkside and picked it up. "It took me awhile, though, before I called Big David, age 8, for about seven months when the boy's family had to move. During those seven months, though, Dave states, "The time I spent was very well worth it." Dave and David became close enough in that time, so that David didn't want another Big Brother after he moved. The experience for Dave was unique. "At first David was a little closed, but after we got to know each other a little, we really became friends. It was a great experience." Big Brothers provided ball games, picnics and other cont. on pg. 7 From the parking lot by G. Helgeson I was raised on Wonder Bread, smoke-cured bacon, Sugar Pops and Jiffy peanut butter. My hamburgers are usually close to raw and my Kool-aid is always oversweetened. My favorite flavors are disodium insinate and monosodium glutamate. My addiction to diet Pepsi goes way back to the great calorie cut-back of '69. So does my pack-a-day habit. I don't know what fiber is, and I really don't mean to offend anyone, but if I found it in the list of ingredients on my instant pudding box, I don't think I could eat any more. I don't know what decaffeinated coffee tastes like either; most of the time I really don't care. But sometimes I feel so guilty. I feel guilty when I think about the future. Someday, I'm sure, I will die a slow, agonizingly painful death. Cancer will devour my innards, eat away my nerves and rot my brain. I know. The Surgeon General told me so. It is inevitable. I will have to pay for my sins. That flimsily disguised threat ("... may be hazardous to your health.") is more than a ultimatum. In my declining years, I will be reduced to a raving, tumorously grotesque monster, condemned by fate (and the Surgeon General's whim) to roam the countryside in search of a Cure. And I bet Jerry Lewis won't even take pity on me. Yes, I will roam the land along, destroying everything in my path as I lust after the Cure. I will never rest, though the pain blurs my The Parkside Union invites you to pick up a FREE GIFT PAX (Manufacturer's Samples) Freshmen Women & Men Soph., Jr. & Sr. Women Union Info. Ctr. Sept. 17-21 Parkside I.D. Necessary - One Per Student vision and the rain and snow wet my wasted, lumpy body through. As the sun sets on my weary existence, I will be chased from cities and villages alike. I will be forced to seek shelter in the most squalid of dives. The Healthy will bolt their doors to me, hiding their vitamins and children from my sight, lest I should curse them all for their moderation. Then, as others join me in my misery, we will become packs of disgustingly distorted malignancies, roving the land, searching onward for the Cure. Later, when we tire of the search and grow discouraged, we will search instead for the strong and Healthy of our kind to vent our mad rages upon. And I, being the most dreadfully afflicted, will lead my brothers and sisters on to great victories over the Healthy, including mass destruction of yogurt factories and health food cooperatives. Then, retaliation! Police dogs will be trained to sniff out, hunt and kill us. Traps will be set for us, with Twinkies as bait. There will be deprogramming attempts, and some of my weaker brothers and sisters will be seduced by promises of chemotherapy and laetrile. Ah, but those who are not sniffed, trapped, deprogrammed or seduced will be those who will fight with me for our constitutional rights, and, ultimately, we will become the most powerful minority ever to overcome discrimination. We will propose an Amendment, and every Ding-Dong lover in America will sympathize with our plight and lobby for us. When we, the Malignant Party, come to power, this nation will be in the palm of my hand. I will rule these United States as wisely and firmly as any of the other raving lunatics that ruled before me. Yes, it will be a great day for the Malignant Party: Government subsidies for flavor enhancers and emulsifiers! Unlimited governmental spending on sugar substitute research! Tax rebates for tumors! Cancer Security! Ah, it will be a great day to be alive and unhealthy, to breathe the polluted air of this great country.. When my great-grandchildren are grown, and I am long since laid to rest, some young and brilliant chemist will finally find the Cure. The Malignant Party will be ousted, and life will return to normal. Without the fearful attraction of the Malignant Party, Americans will rediscover natural foods and moderation in all things. Hi-C will be replaced by apple juice as the national drink, wheat germ will be available over-thecounter once again, and my favorite flavors will probably be obtainable only through the black market. The Surgeon General will exercise his imnipotent will once again, dolling out the Cure to those who fail to take his threats seriously. So, as the entire nation returns to normal All will breathe out a great collective sigh of relief and America will be free to contemplate nuclear war again. YOUR RADIO FAVORITES FROM YESTERDAY ARE BACK! WCTD n fM 91 1J STEREO 6AM-UPM Daily THE LIFE OF RILEY" Mondays at 10:30pm Local acquit*m made possible by a grant from HERITAGE REALTY of Racine. "THE MAN CALLED X" Tuesdays at 10:30pm taiwn4^VcA^ ao« possjbie by a * ram from NINO S STEAK ROUND-UP in Kenosha. DUFFY S TAVERN" Wednesdays at 10 30pm from "NIGHTBEAT" Thursdays at 10:30pm Local acquiatwn made possible by a grant from FOR THE RECORD in Racine. " T ^^!i° ER ? LEEVE " Frid*V*t 10:30pm BROWN mat,«t d !. POSsibic by a ? rant from ..°° OWN NATIONAL BANK of Kenosha. Library makes changes by Donald Scherrer New things are happening to your library. Besides getting a new director, it has acquired a new head of Technical Services, Barbara Baruth, from Klamath Falls, Oregon, replacing Dorman Smith who stepped up into the position of Collections Development Officer. Concerning local library law enforcement, you had better observe (and register the fact upstairs) the sign just inside the entrance to the library. This crackdown on the NO SMOKINGEATING-DRINKING rule is to emphasize to you concern for the furnishings, furniture and carpeting. Have you ever found a Hostess cream pie on the cover of Gray's Anatomy, or a year old banana peel as a bookmarker in the Mother Earth News? Or how about peach pits and coke cups loitering on level three? Nor is it pleasant to excavate the remains, the skeleton of a tuna fish (sandwich) from the pantheon of Bullfinch's Mythology, and find mayonaise on the robes of Zeus. You get the sauce, I'm sure. Not only will the crackdown be on eating and drinking, but on smoking as well. Ah yes, I know. You've seen Professor Whatchamacallit saunter through the doors, puffing vehemently on his Peruvian Pikamali pipe like a Chicago smokestack going out of existence, and so you follow, with your butt going head first through the gate. CAUGHT...CAPTURED you cry out: "But, but...HE's doin' it. Why can't I?" "Kiss my (but)," a nonsmoker passerby retorts as Professor Wstrolls out through the gate. "See, see." you point wildly. They shall get word or wind of it I promise you, and if all else rusts in vain, the next time you spot, spy, or eye the demon, let him overhear you in conversation about the newest of Masters' and Johnson's experiments concerning the pipe as pacifier. By the way, who left' their burning butt (blazing saddles) alongside this Royal 440 in the typing room on the third floor of the library last Wednesday night? How great thou art is not in reference to you, I might add, but to the works long stored in Archives and only recently resurrected and displayed mostly in the L/LC, including a Picasso lithograph, COUVERTURE DE CATALOGUE, and LES FEMMES ET LE SECRET by M. Chagall, as well as an abstract original by the telephone on level one which either ought to be called HIROSHIMA or THE NEW YORK SUBWAY DURING RUSH HOUR. Stop by and make your own calculations. And, while in the process of visiting, don't forget to stop by the overlook lounge on level one and see the clowns, a painting, not some students. If panting and raving and scurrying you go into the library ahead of your comrades with good intentions of getting the jump on this paper, you seek out the Reference desk and find none, look to your right, behind the card catalogs just down from its previous home. There will also be a smaller desk near the library self-guided tour sheets (the revolving stand) just inside the second set of glass doors, and it will be staffed during peak periods for patrons browsing in the reference area or who have problems of where to look for a book. For jobs, which the library almost always has openings for, see Shirley Mandernack, Student Employment Coordinator, in the reference area for more details and an application. And for those of you who didn't know, or just plain forgot, special collections is now located in the Archives on the D-2 level of the library. Also downstairs, in the dungeon as some call it, are housed rare books and periodicals, first editions, and collections of noted local authors' works, some autographed. We own nothing like the original Gutenberg Bible, but, oh, well, someday. PARKSIDE ACTIVITIES BOARD presents jazz great STANLEY TURRENTINE MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 24-8:00 PM UWP COMM. ARTS THEATRE Adm: UW-P Students $5.00 General $6.50 Tickets available a t U nion In formation C enter Hey Parkside... NEXT MONDAY NIGHT THESE GUYS CAN SCORE DINNER FOR YOU. You can win from SI lo S2o in food purchase coupons this week. Just by playing "Pro-Football" with us. You get a free game ticket every time you visit a participating campus food location, no skill required. So stop by any participating dining facility for the details. It's a great game. They do the work. You win the prizes. (i.IAU . ml- .tv.itl.ililr ivhile -:I|I|ilir- I;IM. y I.irmi "lie UANIC ,.ir<i | M I . iMi.iiu T |« r VI »N. Union Dining Room, Union Square Grill and WLLC Coffee Shoppe and be eligible for additional half-time prizes. Watch the game on Union Square's 7' Screen Presents DOG DAY AFTERNOON | starring AL PACINO Friday, Sept. 21 6 Wednesday September 19, 1979 by Edith Isenberg Campus Nurse Not only in the United States has there been an emphasis on assuming responsibility for one's own health and maintaining wellness. The Department of National Health and Welfare of Canada has initiated an ongoing public education campaign to encourage its citizens to preserve their health through positive lifestyle habits. As part of its campaign, Operation Lifestyle, the Canadian Government has distributed "Your Lifestyle Profile", which is printed below. I invite you to take "Your Lifestyle Profile" and see where you stand on the scale and in what areas you need to improve. Please remember to save your score and check next week's Ranger for ways to improve your lifestyle. Indicate score by circling the letters that apply to you. The plus ( + ) and minus (-) signs next to some numbers indicate more than ( + ) and less than (-). EXERCISE 1. Amount of physical effort expended during the workday: mostly A. Heavy physical, walking, housework. B. Desk work. 2. Participation in physical activities—(skiing, golf, swimming, etc.) (lawn mowing, gardening, etc.)? A. Daily. B. Weekly. C. Seldom. 3. Participation in a vigorous exercise program? A. 3 times weekly. B. Weekly. C. Seldom. 4. Average miles walked or jogged per day? A. 1 + B. -1 C. None 5. Flights of stairs climbed per day? A. 10 + B. -10 NUTRITION 1. Are you overweight? A. No B. 5 to 19 pounds C. 20+ pounds 2. Do you eat a wide variety of foods—something from each of the following five food groups: (1) meat, fish, poultry, dried legumes, eggs or nuts; (2) milk or milk products; (3) bread or cereals; (4) fruits; (5) vegetables? A. Each day B. 3 times weekly ALCOHOL 1. Average number of bottles (12 oz.) of beer per week? A. 0 to 7 B. 8 to 15 C. 16 + 2. Average number hard liquor (1 Zi oz.) drinks per week? A.O to 7 B. 8 to 15 c. 16 + 3. Average number of glasses (5 oz.) of wine or cider per week? A.O to 7 B. 8 to 15 C. 16 + 4. Total number of drinks per week, including beer, liquor, and wine? A.O to 7 B. 8 to 15 C. 16 + Presents ITHE MILLER BROSI o $1.00 UW-P students $1.50 guests Friday, September 21 9:00 pm Union Square | UW-P ID and State ID Required | classifieds starting Sept. 12 RANGER will offer DRUGS B. No 1. Do you take drugs illegally? 9. If you participate in water A. No sports or boating, do you C. Yes wear a life jacket? 2. Do you consume alcoholic (If not applicable, do not beverages together with score.) certain drugs (tranquilizers, A. Yes barbiturates, antihistamines or B. No illegal drugs)? GENERAL A. No 1. Average time watching TV C. Yes per day (in hours)? 3. Do you use pain-killers A.O to 1 improperly or excessively? B. 1 to 4 A. No C. 4 + C. Yes 2. Are you familiar with first-aid TOBACCO procedures? 1. Cigarettes smoked per day? A. Yes A. None B. No B. -10 3. Do you ever smoke in bed? C. 10 + A. No 2. Cigars smoked per day? B. Occasionally A. None C. Yes B. -5 4. Do you always make use of C. 5 + clothing and equipment pro3. Pipe tobacco pouches per vided for your safety at week? work? (If not applicable, do A. None not score.) B. -2 A. Yes C. 2 + B. Occasionally PERSONAL HEALTH C. No 1. Do you experience periods of depression? A. Seldom SCORING B. Occasionally Score one point for each letter C. Frequently A. circled, three points for each 2. Does anxiety interfere with letter B. circled, and five points your daily activities? for each letter C. circled. Add all A. No letters circled and enter your score B. Occasionally below to see how you rate. C. Frequently Total number of points for all 3. Do you get enough satisfying letter A.s circled sleep? Total number of points for all A. Yes letter R.s circled B. No Total number of points for all 4. Are you aware of the causes letter C.s circled and dangers of VD? Total number of points A. Yes HOW TO RATE YOUR SCORE B. No FREE classified ads to STUDENTS deadline: every thursday at 10 am STUDENT-STUDENT ORGANIZATION RAT E Any registered U.W.P. student or student organization is qualified to insert a classified line ad in die Ranger at no cost if under or equilavent to 10 words. 5. Breast self-examination? (If not applicable, do not score.) A. Monthly B. Occasionally ROAD AND WATER SAFETY 1. Mileage per year as driver or passenger? A.-10,000 B. 10,000 + 2. Do you often exceed the speed limit? A. No B. By 10 mph1 C. By 20 mph$ 3. Do you wear a seatbelt? A. Always B. Occasionally C. Never 4. Do you drive a motorcycle, moped or snowmobile? A. No B. Yes 5. If yes to the above, do you always wear a regulation safety helmet? A. Yes C. No 6. Do you ever drive under the influence of alcohol? A. Never C. Occasionally 7. Do you ever drive when your ability may be affected by drugs? A. Never C. Occasionally 7. Do you ever drive when your ability may be affected by drugs? A. Never C. Occasionally 8. Are you aware of water safetj rules? A. Yes 34-45—Excellent Congratulations! "Excellent" indicates that you have a commendable lifestyle based on sensible habits and a lively awareness of personal health. Keep up the good work and maintain this rating.- 46-55—Good You have a sound grasp of basic health principles. Only one to ten points separate you from the elite. With a minimum of change you can develop an excellent lifestyle pattern. Make the effort to move up to "Excellent" and stay there. 56-65—Risky You are taking unnecessary risks with your health. Several of your lifestyle habits are based on unwise personal choices which should be changed if potential health problems are to be avoided. Look at your test again. Start your improvements with the places you lost points. A few commonsense decisions can mean a "Good" rating, but the challenge is to move your lifestyle up to "Excellent". 66 and over—Hazardous A "Hazardous" rating indicates a high risk lifestyle. Either you have little personal awareness of good health habits, or you are choosing to ignore them. This is a danger zone—but even hazardous lifestyles can be modified and potential health problems overcome. All it takes is a little conscientious effort to improve basic living patterns. Go over your test carefully and start making those improvements right now. ganger WLLC D139 Member Parkside 2 00 Mention this a d! Joseph. 4433-22nd Avenue Kenosha, Wisconsin Phono 654-07/4 ALL M AJOR CR EDIT C ARDS A CCEPTED Netters greet Goggin —Coming Events by Joe Sykora Along with the flood of freshman, the hike in tuition rates, and the revitalization of the newspaper, there's another change at Parkside, a new women's tennis coach, Noreen Goggin. The new coach doesn't want to make any predictions about the coming season. "I haven't had a chance to see any of the other teams yet", she stated. Last year under the management of Sue Tobachnik, the Rangers finished sixth out of twelve teams in conference play. By all indications the Parkside team stands to do just as well or better this fall. One of the girls strong points are the four returning netters from last season. Coming back to the line-up are the number one and two singles teams, who also Big Brothers cont. from pg. 4 outings for the boys. Dave feels that these special group activities for 'just the guys' was very beneficial along with the one-toone contact. Brothers to find out more." Big Brothers interested him because he didn't have any younger brothers and has "a fantastic family and I wanted to help someone less lucky." Mike and Dave laid down the rules with each other right away and promised to be "straight with each other." After that, they were friends. In fact, Dave's grades were very poor at the beginning of the year and Mike states, "with a little leaning" he was able to help Dave raise them considerably. Mike seemed to feel that honesty was a highlight in their relationship. "1 try to relate things from my own life, good and bad, to help him. I'd rather have him hear things from me than from other kids on the street." Mike usually sees Dave two or three times a week and it's not always for some major activity. They enjoy doing all sorts of things together, from washing the car or going for a cycle ride to visiting museums or seeing movies. In Mike's words, "People are afraid to make a commitment, especially with their time. They are really missing out." He feels confident that he and Dave will be friends long after they are out of the program. Big Brothers offers a unique opportunity for fatherless boys. Guidance, a friend and a lot of fun times. But the benefits are twofold. The Big Brothers themselves earn a young friend and a "Little Brother." were the number one doubles team. They are Kathy Logic and Kathy Thomas. Mary Ann Cohn has also returned to the squad after, a stint in England last year. Cohn was number two doubles when she was at Parkside two years ago. Laura Bianco rounds out the experienced varsity line-up. All the girls are showing good form on their basic ground strokes and serves according to the rookie mentor. "If we have any weakness it might be finding some good doubles teams to work together because most of them have not played together." New to the team are Joanne Olson, Jean Thomey, Lori Bleashka and Nancy Kibbe. Coach Goggin brings to Patkside considerable experience for a new instructor. She received her Bachelor of Science in education from Bowling Green State in 1976. The Parkside newcomer was a teacher and tennis coach at Marietta College in southeastern Ohio last year. Prior to that she served two years as a teaching assistant at Pennsylvania State University while earning her masters in physical education. "The thing I enjoy most about coaching is the opportunity to work with the girls and the co-operation you get from them", explained Goggin, who will also instruct the womens .'basketball team. This comment reflects what Goggin is looking for this year. "I want the girls to have a successful season but not necessarily in terms of win and loss record", explained the midwestern native. "I want them to enjoy, themselves and do the best they can." Noreen Goggin looks like she's going to be one of U.W. Parkside's better changes. Duffers rebuilding by Walt Remondlnl Many residents in the southeastern United States have had to begin rebuilding after being ravaged by hurricanes in the past weeks. Golf coach Steve Stevens must know the feeling. He is faced with the loss of five key players from last years squad as the team attempts to rebound from an eighth place finish in the district tournament a year ago. "We are a very young team. The entire squad is composed of freshmen and sophomores in terms of eligibility," said Stevens. Back from a year ago are, Todd Schalinski, the number two man in terms of average last season, Brian Graham, Mike Funhul, and Mike Redfern, who is returning after a season off. New to the team are, Doug Hoff and Bob Sobol, both of Tremper High School in Kenosha, Dave Edmunsun of Burlington. Oak Creek's Mark Peteerson, and Tim Rudey of Genoa High School in Perrysburgh, Ohio, all freshmen. "We have the making of a fine squad," commented Stevens. "The players are very serious about what they are doing." The team began the '79 campaign on September 7th, in a dual meet against UW-Stevens Point. The Rangers took it on the chin, losing by quite a number of strokes. The team "settled down" in their next match against Marquette and UW-Milwaukee, though, and turned in a good showing. The biggest matches of the upcoming year will be on the weekend of September 27th and 28th, as the Rangers participate in Wednesday, Sept. 19 SEMINAR on "Resume Writing and Job Hunting Skills" at 6:30 pm in Tallent Hall, room 181. Call ext. 2452 for more details. DEMONSTRATION on the TYME system banking from 9 am to 3 pm and from 6 pm to 8 pm in the north entrance of the Union building. Thursday, Sept. 20 MEETING Inter-Varsity Christian Fellowship will have a brown bag lunch meeting at 12 noon in Union 104. Everyone welcome. Friday, Sept. 21 MOVIE "Dog Day Afternoon" will be shown at 8 pm in the Union Cinema Theatre. Admission at the door is $1.50 for a student and $1.50 for a guest. Sponsored by PAB. * DANCE/CONCERT Hayride starting at 8 pm and the dance starting at 9 pm in Union Square featuring the Miller Brothers. Admission will be charged at the door. Sponsored by PAB. ID cards required. Saturday, Sept. 22 MOVIES "It Happened One Night" and "His Girl Friday" at 7 pm in the Union Cinema Theatre. Admission at the door is $1.50. Discount coupons are available at the Union Information Center. The program is open to the public. Sponsored by the Kineses Film Series. Sunday, Sept. 23 MOVIES "It Happened One Night" and "His Girl Friday" will be repeated at 1:30 pm in the Union Cinema Theatre. MOVIE "Dog Day Afternoon" will be repeated at 7:30 pm in the Union Cinema Theatre. Monday, Sept. 24 ROUND TABLE at 12 noon in Union 104-106. Rep. James Ladwig of the 63rd District in Racine will talk on "Drugs and Alcohol in the Schools." The program is free and open to the public. CLASS "Remarriage" at 7:30 pm in TI81. Call ext. 2312 for more details. Sponsored by the Extension Div. JAZZ CONCERT featuring Stanley Turrentine at 8 pm in the Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $5.00 for Parkside students and $6.50 for the general public. Tickets are available at the Union Information Center. Sponsored by PAB. Tuesday, Sept. 25 SEMINAR "New Way of Thinking" starts at 7 pm in T181. Call ext. 2312 for more details. Sponsored by Extension Div. the Carthage Invitational and the following days hold their own Invitational on their home course at Brightondale Country Club. The season will culminate on October 7-9 with the holding of the District 14 Tournament in Stevens Point. Stevens is looking forward to that tournament (District 14) because as he says, "Once the players begin to play like I know they are capable of playing, we should do very well." K0FFEE P OT Restaurant Home of the Hippie Omelette 25c Coffee 4914 7th Ave. Kenosha y & DOWNTOWN /iClNOIHA ELMW00D PLAZA/ RACINE Shop downtown Kenosha for women's wear Shop both locations for men's wear •\ Golden Rondelle 14th and Franklin Sts. Guest Appearance By Stan Waterman on Sharks and Whales September 24 7:00 p.m. • Internationally famous cinematographer credited with filming "The Deep" • Movies: "The Author Meets the Jaws" filmed in c onjuction with Peter ("Jaws") Benchley on the great white shark "The Day of the Whales" a statement on their beauty and intelligence and the need to protect their existance • Discussion on film-making techniques • Named Jacques Cousteau "Diver of the Year" in 1968 • Recognized as the "Dean of underwater photography" Argosy Magazine RESERVATIONS: 554-2154 Free Admission 8 Wednesday September 19, 1979 UW-P kickers please coach As a beginning to what may be the team's best season ever soccer coach Hal Henderson was pleased with his teams performances of Women's Volleyball last week. "These guys have the enthusiasm of young players. They make it fun again." Last Wednesday the team travelled to Northern Illinois to play a tough Northern squad. The teams inexperience and youth showed as Parkside lost that game by a score of 3-0. Saturday's 4-2 victory at home against Beloit was a complete turnaround from the previous contest. "We had a 300% improvement as a team, and a 500% improvement in our goalkeeping. Freshman Dave Farin gains more confidence every time out." Parkside got it's first goal just two minutes into the game as Bob Newstrom headed in a shot from Brad Faust. Henderson said that Faust had taken charge out on the field. "He's very quick with excellent ball skills. He draws people to him so that he can lay off to other people." This was evidenced as he assisted on two of the Ranger tallies. Other Ranger goals were scored by Claude and Lee Cielonko and Carlos Duchicela. Assists went to John Momoima and Lee Cielonko. Henderson announced that senior Ray Coquis is no longer with the team. Parkside hosts Trinity College Wednesday afternoon and hosts UW-Madison this Saturday at 2 pm. Carthage trounced classifieds Parkside's women's volleyball team got its season under way last week with a victory over cross town rival Carthage. Scores of the games were 15-1, 15-6 and 15-9. Coach Linda Henderson pointed out that the Rangers had a week more of practice than their foes. Last weekend the team travelled to Chicago for the De Paul Invitational. In the several matches that weekend showed the good points and the bad points of the team. In the first match against Northern Illinois the Rangers lost two straight contests, both by scores of 15-9. The losses were blamed mainly on lots of mistakes. The next match put Parkside up against a 'very tall, very good' Illinois State team. The Rangers lost to games by identical 15-5 scores. At this point the Rangers made a quick turnaround and defeated a tough Cleveland State team by scores of 15-8, 10-15, and 15-11. Dayton, the next team on the schedule had to fight hard to defeat scrapy Parkside team 15-11 and 15-2. Last season Dayton ended the year ranked sixth in the country. Coach Henderson said that her freshman players are coming along WOW! What A Selection PARKSIDE U NION 10:00 a.m. -4:00 p.m. BUTTERSCOTCH DISCS STARLIGHT MINTS ROOT BEER BARRELS CINNAMON DISCS " COFFEE CANDY SOUR BALLS JELLY BEANS CANDY CORN GUM DROPS SALTED CASHEWS SPANISH PEANUTS NATURAL PISTACHIOS CHOC. COVERED PEANUTS MALTED MILK BALLS CHOCOLATE STARS CHOC. COVERED RAISINS CHOC. PEANUT CLUSTERS ASSORTED TOFFEE BRIDGE MIX M & M (type) CANDIES SPEARMINT LEAVES ORANGE SLICES NATURE NUT MIX BLANCHED PEANUTS RED PISTACHIOS PEPPERMINT KISSES TOOTS IE POPS COCONUT TOASTIES VANILLA CARAMELS BUTTER RUM DISCS COUGH DROPS SUGAR FREE GUM BREATH MINTS And More Sept. Special Chocolate Covered Raisins $1.60 % lb. Regularly $2.10 very fast and she is looking forward to her best year as coach. "Along with eight people returning from last year this team is much better than last year." Matches coming up this week are Tuesday against Concordia and Saturday against Marquette and Platteville at Marquette. Patronize our advertisers! Free room and board in exchange for evening babysitting and light housework, while mother works. Prefer female Parkside student. Home in Paddock Lake. Phone 843-3734 days or 694-9859, ask for Arlene. Life guard needed now. Monday, Wednesday, and Friday mornings. Contact Glen Kuhn. Racine YMCA, 725 Lake Avenue. Main Place Restaurant, Racine. Needs lunch waitresses and waiters. Phone 633-7744. For sale: Drums, Ludwig clear. Excellent condition. Plione 652-4223. For sale: Guinea Pigs; 7 males, ruffled fur, brown-black. $3.00. Phone 654-1455. Car: 1968 Buick Skylark. Body is baa, DUI the car runs liKe a champ. $250 or best offer. Call weekdays after 5 p.m. o r anytime on weekends at 886-5154. Great America student tickets — reasonable. Phone 654-7598. Oh no! Bill's telling a joke!! Clear| the room. . .U.L. COLLEGE STUDENTS Improve your grades! Send $1.0o| for your up-to-date, 306 page coll legiate research paper catalog.! 10,250 papers on file. All! academic subjects. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger, Volume 8, issue 3, September 19, 1979 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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