https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/5f7517eeb2c2188f9f5c4a485a7a9928.pdf 8c1eea3086626d78b4d8dcf4f0c606b1 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 47 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. DACA resolution: A symbol of solidarity Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document 72 ' *eeP UP t° date withthe news at TRNonline.org. Hmtaer %m Check out our next issue April 18! — — ^ U n i v e r s i t y o f W i s c o n s i n - P a r k s i d e , a n d t h e y a r e s o l e l y r e s p o n s i b l e f o r i t s e DACA resolution: A symbol of solidarity PSG leaders finalize resolution to send to campus administrators — COURTESY OF ETHAN COSTELLO The PSG Senate is working towards a resolution to stand committed to supporting UW-Parkside's DACA recipients. NAOMI DORNFELD the resolution is a mostly symbolic dornfOO 1 @rangers. uwp. edu With the repeal of DACA (Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals) an administrative protection against deportation of eligible immigrant youth, many students across the country face the daunting risk of displacement. In response to the threat this poses to UW-Parkside DACA recipients, Parkside Student Government leaders have begun discussing how to best address the issue. Symbol of solidarity Parkside Student Government Vice President Keough Lemieux affirms the need for action to take place, but also considers the possible negative consequences of declaring UW-Parkside as a "Saftct'u-" • ary School", since it could draw unwanted attention and increase potential risk for DACA recipients. Considering the issue's complexity, Keough states, "UW-Parkside DACA recipients are a tremendous asset to our community. For now, statement that we stand with DACA recipients and the organization will hopefully be taking more steps forward in the future." Current resolution As of March 22,2018, the resolution states the following: Parkside Student Government, stands with "undocumented Youth and DACAmented" individuals in an effort to help maintain UW-Parkside's climate of diversity and inclusivity, supports, and informs about DACA by creating programs and to incorporate our campus as a safe zone that protects all of those who would be impacted by the repeal of DACA. This initial resolution will be sent to campus administrators. A slightly modified version may be in the works to send to off-campus organizations in the greater Southeast Wisconsin community. Thoughts from senate Parkside Student Government Senator Sarah Myer expressed her thoughts on the decision after the original document revisions, saying, "with the edits that have been made to first and by adding specification, we have made it a good first resolution." Nodding in agreement, Senator Loveneet Sidhu added, "I support the resolution that is a work in progress right now because it highlights a real concern. It is an issue that students who attend UW campuses are facing and it does need to be brought to light." Although standing in support of the current resolution, Loveneet calls for the need to act with caution, adding, "We want to help, not hurt, DACA recipients, so we are seeking more information before we move ahead." The Parkside Student Government resolves to stand in solidarity with DACA recipients and continues to brainstorm the more effective approach to make UW-Parkside a safe space, indiscriminately. Professor releases newest book on J.D. Salinger Josef Benson examines legacy of classic work, uncovers unsettling writing style HOLLACE VILLARREAL villa068@rangers. uwp. edu Unsurprisingly, Josef Bensonassistant professor of English and director of the Women's, Gender, and Sexuality Studies Program at UW-Parkside—has a knack for the written word. After his first book about hypermasculinity in novels was published in 2014, Benson has been hard at work producing his next project. Benson's newest book, published on March 12, "J.D. Salinger's The Catcher in the Rye: A Cultural History", explores themes from the classic "The Catcher in the Rye" by J.D. Salinger and the way that it has been adored by readers for over fifty years. With that, he dives into the personal experiences of J.D. Salinger to provide textual context. An all-time favorite Professor Benson claims that'The Catcher in the Rye" had always been among his favorite books, and says, "I first read the book when 1 was 16, actually. I loved it at the time, it was...the book that got me into writing and got me into literature. I was pretty much hooked after I read that." Discussing the significance of his most recent publication, Benson stated, "I think [Salinger's life] is an important part of the story. I went for years and years and years loving the novel and not knowing the details of Salinger's life that inform the book." An in-depth look "Catcher in the Rye" serves as a criticism on liberalism, and, on that note, Benson claims that "there's too much whining and not enough activism," Because of this, he states that the book can be considered dangerous because of its "potential for change." It is seen as a radical, progressive novel, and because o this, he says that "the book has been widely taught, but it has also been widely banned." With the research that Benson has done on Salinger's private life, he uncovered personal ties to "Catcher in the Rye" that added a new perspective to how the book is perceived. He stated, "these facts about Salinger's life are rarely known, but they are crucial to understand the novel, from his Jewishness to his love of women. I did not set out to COURTESY OF EVA STEINER Josef Bensen in his office, CART 232. slam Salinger, because I'm a huge fan of his work, but what I found out was very unsettling and also very interesting in regard to how he wrote." Benson's book was published on Amazon on March 12, and is available in hardcover. With the new spin on a literary classic, "J.D. Salinger's The Catcher in the Rye: A Cultural History", is sure to cause as much impact as its inspiration. INDEX Campus News 2-3 Police Blotter. 3 Culture 4-5 Editorial Desk 6 Staff & Mission 6 Opinion 6 Bearly News 7 Sports 8 CAMPUS NEWS I CULTURE - -4 U ! - K. emrai sad- m ?rs- plii 3M-S-. OPINION Experience the outdoors! Upcoming bio lab highlights UW-Parkside's handson approach Dr. Catherine Mossman discussed an upcoming lab in her BIOS-102 class JOSEPH CANNING canniOO 1 @rangers. uwp. edu UW-Parkside is regionally eminent for the comprehensive and effective courses offered by its College of Natural and Health Sciences. In particular, the pre-med program, applied health sciences major and the biological science major are well-respected and attract numerous students looking for affordable, quality education to the university. The Ranger News spoke with Dr. Catherine Mossman, a biology professor at UW-Parkside who is been at the university for over 17 years, about an upcoming lab in her organismal biology course and how it highlights what makes UW-Parkside special. An enduring lab Dr. Mossman will be conducting the BIOS-102 lab on April 16 that involves experiments with isopods—more commonly known as roly-polies or pi 11-bugs—regarding their behavior under various conditions. The lab has students place the isopods in what Mossman called "choice-chambers," white blocks with four isopod-sized chambers carved into them that connect at the center. One experiment places an acidic substance in one chamber, a base in another, some water in the third chamber and nothing at all in the last one. The students then observe where the isopods move and infer their environmental preferences. Students must also come up with a hypothesis and experiment of their own for the lab. This lab has been conducted for more than a decade; Professor Mossman said it was "unusual for it to be so successful for so long." Its persistence likely has to with what it teaches students about animal behavior. Mossman claimed that "many students don't know about behavior as long-standing and having this evolutionary perspective." Similar behavior can often be observed across species. Working with living animals is also a rare opportunity for students. Mossman explained that once students move on to their upper-level classes, all the animals they get to work with are already dead. See BIOLOGY LAB page 2 ' ,r..o - s,-.va 4 See page 6 BEARLY NEWS F i r s t armed arofessor. See page 7 2 CAMPUS NEWS THE RANGER NEWS April 4.2018 Questions about our news reports? Contact Austin Krieger, krieg004@rangers.uwp.edu. Local Events April 2-May 4 Conflict Practicum 19 a.m.-12 pan. I UW-Pa rkside Develop Critical Thinking, Problem Solving, Improve Negotiation Skills, and Build better Self-awareness. April 4 Art in the UWP Library: Civilization & Extinction I 8a.m.- 9p.m., March 2 - April 30 I UW-P arkside library View original art from the UWP community relating to themes of civilization, culture, and extinction. Graduation Send Off 111 a.m. - 1p.m. I Stud ent Center Bridge Graduation Send Off - For Students Graduating in May 2018 April 5 Mainstreaming social justice in our curriculum 112p.m. - 2p.m. I Alumni Room, Student Center Register for lunch with faculty and instructional staff and hear a presentation by Professor George Sefa Dei, entitled "Maintstreaming Social Justice in Our Curriculum". George is the chair of the department of Sociology and Equity Studies at the University of Toronto. Graduation Send Off 111 a.m. - 1p.m. I Student Center Bridge Graduation Send Off - For Students Graduating in May 2018 April 6 Experience Parkside Day 19 ajm. - 2 pan. I Student Center D105 Experience Parkside Day provides prospective students and their family/ guests the opportunity to learn about UW-Parkside. Attendees will be learn more about many aspects of campus including student services, academic majors and campus life. 20th anniversary celebration - Department of criminal justice 14p.m. - 8p.m. I Alumni Room, Student Center April 10 When Did Immigration become illegal? 112p.m. - 2p.m. I Greenquist hall 101 Immigration Awareness Week Presents: Keynote Speaker, Dr. Aviva Chomsky. April 13 & 14 Constitutional Convention 18a.m. - 9a.m. I The Student Center YOUR VOICE COUNTS! Elect convention leadership. Take part in a caucus experience. Discuss current national and global issues. Craft debate and vote on amendments. Special attention given to civil liberties. Amendments that are passed at this convention will be sent to Wisconsin's members of congress in Washington. Questions? Contact Professor Ross Astoria - astoria@ uwp.edu. Registration begins Spring 2018. Contact Lorene Bakkila - bakkila@ uwp.edu (262) 595-2334 April 18 Creativity-community commerce / Digital fabrication lab panel discussion 14p.m.-7p.m. I CART D113 Open House for our Digital Design and Fabrication Lab. We will fete the opening of our Digital Design and Fabrication Lab with a tour and demonstration of our new equipment. We will also have a panel discussion to talk about the process of designing the lab and new curriculum with Professors Trenton Baylor, Jody Sekas, and Carey Waters. Open house, reception, and panel discussion from 4 to 7 pm in D113. Fighting for gender neutral bathrooms Rainbow Alliance proposes converting bathrooms to accommodate LGBT students KIARA FOX fox00034@rangers. uwp. edu UW-Parkside currently has three gender-neutral bathrooms which can be found in The Rita, Wyllie Hall and in the Student Center. It can be a hassle for the students to use the bathrooms because it is neither convenient nor accessible. Conflict regarding this issue has been on the rise due to "significant issues within the trans population at UW-Parkside where many people have had instances where other students are telling them that they are in the wrong bathroom and cannot be there," according to Elliot Michael, the Vice President of Rainbow Alliance. Rainbow Alliance Rainbow Alliance is a studentrun organization that welcomes all people. According to Krish Colon, president of the organization, says that Rainbow Alliance is "an organization that exists to advocate and support the LGBTQ students on campus and facilitate activities and events for educational and support purposes." In the past years, they have hosted many events on campus including a bake sale, a drag show, and a trans day remembrance vigil. Potential changes Unlike the family bathrooms that UW-Parkside currently has, the Earth Day Clean-up concludes Green Week Students called to positively impact the community, volunteer their time and "admire the Earth" KIAF1A FOX fox00034@rangers.uwp. edu The Environmental Club and Campus Activities and Engagement are having a Green Week in attempts to bring awareness to environmental issues that affect every student, which will conclude with an Earth Day Clean Up on April 21. Green Week In the past years, there have been events like Hug A Tree Day where students got the chance to hug a person dressed up like a tree. This event will also happen again this semester. Other events include We Heart Clean Water Wednesday, which will include a discussion about the benefits of living near the lake. There will also be a planter event that will give students an opportunity to bring a plant home. According to Autumn Hamilton, who is the chair of the Green Week committee and the President of The Environmental Club, Green Week is "a celebration and [creates] awareness of green related topics. It will bring awareness to local [environmental] topics as well as global ones. Make an impact Earth Day Clean Up will be a chance for students to go out in local communities and make a positive difference. Earth Day Clean Up is one of their biggest events and will mark the end of Green Week. Students will not only be able to physically clean up the Earth, "they will also get the chance to admire the Earth" Hamilton explains. This outdoor volunteering opportunity is unique because students get to interact with the outside world around them. The Environment Club will also be visiting other clubs and students can sign up at these events as well. For further information about Green Week and the Earth Day Clean up, contact Autumn Hamilton at hamil033@rangers.uwp.edu. By coming out to Earth Day Clean Up, students can gain volunteer hours while helping to clean up the environment. They can make a difference in the community while enjoying fresh air and the beauty that nature has to offer. BIOLOGY LAB: Interactive classroom experience The importance of handson learning Hands-on experience like this isopod lab afford students valuable experience with the scientific process and a refreshing change of pace from lectures. Mossman felt that UWParkside does an excellent job in providing students with substantial and useful labs. What she hears "year after year after year is how much "Many students don't know about [animal] behavior as longstanding and having this evolutionary perspective.9> students appreciate the hands-on experience." Labs provide a time for students to slow down and focus on accomplishing a specific task; usually students work in groups to better equip them for work in the professional realm. Mossman emphasized that lab-based instruction is a focus at UW-Parkside and something the school does well. BIOS-102 features a variety of other labs that allow students to discover the differences and similarities among the many different forms of life, though it is not the only class to benefit from lab-based instruction. Mossman said that she feels "a lot of pride in Parkside [because the faculty has] definitely put a lot of energy and resources not just into biology but across our CNHS to keep active, hands-on labs because it is just so important." Not all universities see the benefits of the hands-on approach; however, the professor said that the CNHS has noticed that "at some other schools, to cut costs, they take a course [like organismal biology) and make it a lecture-based course." As labs like Professor Mossman's show, UW-Parkside and its CNHS continue to strive to maintain a focus on hands-on learning and student engagement in the sciences. bathrooms that will be converted will have multiple stalls with the intention of reducing wait time. Rainbow Alliance is hoping that the locations would be more convenient for everyone. Ideally, several more bathrooms on campus could be changed as well. Student opinions The concept of gender-neutral bathrooms comes with many opinions about privacy and safety. Ahmad Qawi, a student, has mixed opinions about converting more bathrooms to gender-neutral ones. He says, "For transgender [people] or people struggling to come out, I feel that [the bathrooms] would be an open place for these individuals to feel comfortable and normal." Qawi likes the idea of adding more bathrooms, but he does not think that just anyone should be able to use these bathrooms. He thinks that problems of rape, invasion of privacy and health issues could arise from adding more gender-neutral bathrooms. Rainbow Alliance has just recently started the process to request these bathrooms. Over the next couple of semesters some big changes could be coming. The process is still in the early stages, and Rainbow Alliance has been drafting letters to send to the Dean of Students that outlines their plans. Student finds internship success Karol Lejmback encourages finding a job in field of interest Karol Lejmback DIANE OSTROWSKI ostro009@rangers. uwp.edu ZACHARY BEYER beyer020@rangers. uwp.edu While initially for medical school graduates, the concept of an internship is now very common across many other academic disciplines. Internships include any official or formal program that provides practical experience in an occupation or profession. Without one, a college experience is no longer considered complete. A transfer student from the College of Lake County in Grayslake, IL, Karol Lejmback, is completing his dual major in computer science and mathematics at University of Wisconsin-Parkside. He was able to achieve success on his first attempt when attending last October's Internship Fair. While Lejmback focused on only one item, the internship fair, it can be beneficial to look at other avenues. Conducting a multipronged approach broadens your reach, which increases the odds in favor of achieving your goal. This could be contacting your department head, or if available, the department internship advisor. Exploring the internship page under the Advising and Career Center is a great starting point and is packed with good content. Following the adage of dressing for success, Lejmback dressed professionally, in a shirt and tie with. dress pants and leather shoes. This presentation reinforced the cool confidence he wanted to project walking from table to table, and that was a good strategy. A contact from the Advising & Career Center shared, "Often, an internship search would mirror the job search graduates often complete." The internship experience can share the struggles found in a professional job search, such as not being able to connect with a solid contact or not finding a good fit between a company and the interested party. But when Lejmback wandered over and started talking with someone at one of the tables, he hit the jackpot. "I just sold myself as best I could,' he said. The person he chatted with turned out to be the CEO. Since the company primarily COURTESY OF ZACHARY BEYER : dual major in math, computer sci. provides software support, and hardware and software solutions for local businesses, their focus aligned well with his. Another tidbit Lejmback shared is to "look for weird places, corporate atmosphere isn't always the norm." When speaking about what he thought qualified him for this position, the first thing that Lejmback mentioned was his experience with running Linux operating systems followed by coding he has done relating to his coursework in computer science. He also felt he was good with clearly explaining tasks, quickly grasping the issue and effectively evaluating possible problems. His experience at Parkside tutoring others was attributed in developing and demonstrating these skills. So, here too Lejmback had an advantage. Having both formal studies and activity outside the classroom to bring to the table is helpful since it usually presents one as a strong candidate. He also says, "Go with a job that interests you." Other advice Lejmback would offer to those looking for internships include highly recommending looking for companies that are interesting as well as not expecting to find something that includes a salary, as his internship is unpaid. However, the lack of payment does not need to limit your opportunity. In this situation, if the position is open upon completion of his internship, they have discussed offering him a contract and should he accept it, the job would then be his. This article was submitted via Professor Elie's COMM 255 class. April 4.2018 THE RANGER NEWS Briefs A moment of silence in Miami RORY LARSON Iarso066@rangers. uwp. edu Students of Florida International University held a moment of silence foi the victims of a pedestrian bridge collapse on March 16. The bridge was newly completed near the campus, but a crack in the bridge caused some safety concerns before the bridge collapsed. Officials met three hours before the tragedy to discuss the crack and concluded that it did not affect the bridge's structural integrity. The 950 ton bridge collapsed over FIU's spring break, falling over cars stopped at a traffic light. It killed six people, ranging in age from 18-60 years old. As a show of solidarity and remembrance for the victims, students held a moment of silence at 1:47pm—which was when the bridge collapsed-on March 19. Chechnya's gay genocide kills hundreds RORY LARSON Iarso066@rangers. uwp. edu In April 2017, Novaya Gazeta published the first article addressing the gay genocide in Chechnya. Since then, the exact number of victims of the genocide continues to be unknown, but the number could be in the hundreds. When Novaya Gazeta first published their article, over a hundred men had been detained, and at least three were confirmed dead. Those detained were done so on suspicion and were taken by officials to be beaten, starved, shocked and sometimes even killed for their supposed crimes. The murders are believed to be rooted in an old custom of the region called "killing honor", in which someone who has brought shame upon their family is killed to absolve it. Governments worldwide have condemned Chechnya's actions, but the country's authorities responded that there were no gay men in Chechnya, therefore the accusations were false. The Russian LGBT Network has set up a hotline for those who are in danger of being detained and killed. Syria's ongoing conflict calls for response Pre-teens, journalists call for intervention amid social media violence NAOMI DORNFELD dornfO01 @rangers. uwp. edu On March 15, Syria's civil war entered its eight year. With the continued attack on Eastern Ghouta from the Syrian Government and the enduring factions of resistance across the country, there appears to be no end in sight. Amid the conflict, the Syrian people c all upon the world for response. Since its onset in 2011, there have been over 465,000 casualties and over 12 million people displaced from their homes across Syria. Throughout the ongoing conflict, every day citizens have taken to social media to share their experiences and to plead for the world's attention and their aid. Voices of the People Among the many young people utilizing public applications to broadcast statements and events in conflict-zones, two young girls, identifying as @Noor_and_Alaa on Twitter, post regular updates from the besieged enclave they are trapped in. On March 21,12-year-old Noor sent a message to the world: "There is nowhere to go from here, it seems to be the end somehow, If the international community want to save us it is time to do it now. #SaveGhouta #Ghouta #Syria" A freelance photojournalist from Syria by the username @amer_ almohibany posted on March 7, "We are annihilated in every sense of the word, pray for us. #EasternGhouta." Conversation on Campus In consideration of how University of Wisconsin - Parkside students can address this crisis as global citizens, Dr. Kate Gillogly, Geography and Anthropology Department Chair, and Dr. Simon Akindes, Political Science Professor, were invited to shared their views. When asked about what, if anything, could be done, Dr. Akindes shared details of the situation's complexity, admitting that there are limits to how UWParkside students can help Syria. He suggested, "either you advocate for refugees or you organize information sessions where people can talk about it and learn more, less subjected to propaganda of mainstream media." Also aware of the complexities of the Syrian war, Dr. Gillogly shared, "that could be me, fleeing war. Those are nice, ordinary people, and now they're homeless. For Syria, for anything, learn to put yourself in that position. Develop your ability to put yourself in their story. Learn empathy." Options to Engage Although the conflict in Syria appears distant and overwhelmingly complex, there are positive initiatives to participate in, organizations to partner with and opportunities for further education and support. Two possible personal response actions are to advocate for Syrian Refugees and to donate to trustworthy organizations. To support Syrian refugees, email your elected officials and call your U.S. Senators and U.S. Representatives: 1 -866-940-2439.Once connected, share your name, city, and state, your support for the U.S. Refugee Resettlement Program and one or two reasons why you welcome refugees. To help with immediate on-the-ground needs in conflict zones donate to an organization like Preemptive Love Coalition, which provides bread and infant formula inside besieged and hard-to-reach areas, maintains a massive emergency kitchen, and sends mobile medical clinics into communities whose hospitals have been destroyed. Lastly, to stay engaged in the plight of the Syrian people, follow the aforementioned youth on Twitter and other social media accounts, and listen in to their stories they tell. Science Night teaches about trauma, growth JOSEPH CANNING canniO01 @rangers. uwp. edu On March 14, Ann Friesema, a professor at UW-Parkside and a Licensed Clinical Professional Counselor in Chicago who has worked for 13 years, gave a presentation on posttraumatic growth. The hour-long presentation was a part of the Science Night series of events at the school that features guest-speakers who focus on some interesting topic in science; the event, like all Science Night events, was open to community members as well UW-Parkside students. What is posttraumatic growth? Dr. Friesema's discussion was one of the many events associated with the Big Read at UW-Parkside—a RANGER RADIO The Top 5 most played albums during the week of March 25, on WIPZ 101.5 FM: 1. Attention Seeker [EP] - The Regrettes 2. We Can Live Here Forever - Barely Civil 3. Split [EP] - McCafferty and Heart Attack Man 4. Nation of Two - Vance Joy 5. Knowing What We Know Now - Marmozets WIPZ is looking for a Promotions Director who would help keep tabs on current ads as well as sell underwriting, and a Music Director for next academic year. If interested, please contact Daniel Dreckmann at dreck001@rangers.uwp.edu Download WIPZ's app called Tune-In and listen to their radio station at 101.5 FM. Listen online anywhere at anytime on wipz.org or check out their radio schedule and other cool information. grant from the National Endowment for the Arts whose website says it "aims to inspire conversation and discovery" by focusing on a single book. At UW-Parkside, this book is the post-apocalyptic novel "Station Eleven" by Emily St. John Mandel, the 2014 Arthur C. Clarke Award recipient. The novel's characters live in a harsh, violent world and must endure much trauma in their lives. Posttraumatic growth is the process of healing and personal change that can occur following a traumatic event. The Ranger News spoke to Friesema after her presentation, and she contrasted posttraumatic growth with the better-known PTSD by saying that "posttraumatic growth is the positive change out of trauma as opposed to PTSD, which is a mental disorder." Research into posttraumatic growth is relatively new, having only been conducted over the last 25 years. Growth through community The presentation discussed various aspects of posttraumatic growth and the scientific community's current understanding of the phenomenon. The perception of personal growth after trauma is subjective, so when individuals were asked by psychologists about how they changed, they answered with a range of different responses. Some patients claimed they experienced increased personal strength, some found a new openness to new possibilities in life, others attained a deeper spirituality, many found a CD s - Vinyl - DTD's Of Kenosha We haiiBHI Turntables We can find anything! greater appreciation for life while others formed closer relationships with friends and family. Universally, community support was an important factor in encouraging posttraumatic growth. Relevant quotes from "Station Eleven" were placed side-by-side with other information in Fries— ema's slides. These quotes were primarily the reflections of the novel's characters, and how their witnessing of the apocalypse changed their views of themselves. Dr. Friesema said the largest parallel that could be drawn from the book regarding posttraumatic growth was "community and connection." In the novel, the main characters roam in a band, and they rely on each other for security and emotional support. Friesema stressed that "so much of healing out of trauma has to do with being connected to other people." Were the band not to exist, the trauma and hardship faced by "Station Eleven"'s characters would likely break them. More to come for Science Night Dr. Friesema wanted to remind readers that traumatic events do not need to result in negative change but "can be a catalyst for growth and development;" she said that "can surprise people." Dr. Friesema is also one the individuals who have been tasked with developing and implementing UW-Parkside's masters program in Clinical Mental Health Counseling which will be first offered in Fall of 2018. She will be teaching courses in trauma, crisis, and the foundations of mental health counselling. Keep an eye on the flyers posted around campus for more information on the next Science Night presentation. ERBERT 8t GERBERT'S 6217 22nd Ave: M«V.TWsmAM-7fiy FriiJay 730 AM- 2 PM Police Blotter March 2 WELFARE CHECK I Tallent Hall. 4:43 a.m. Student request to speak to officer. Officer took informational report. TRAFFIC VIOLATION I CTH E (12th St). 7:12 p.m. Driver (Non- Affiliate) was ticketed for Speeding over posted limits. TRAFFIC VIOLATION I CTH E (12th St). 7:30 p.m. Driver (Non- Affiliate) was ticketed for Non-Registration of MV. March 7 WELFARE CHECK I Student Health. 12:47 p.m. Staff request welfare check of student. Officer made contact and took report. TRAFFIC VIOLATION I Student Center Lot. 7:49 p.m. Driver (Student) was ticketed for Misuse of Disabled Placard. TRAFFIC VIOLATION I Student Center Lot. 8:34 p.m. Driver (Student) was ticketed for Misuse of Disabled Placard. March 8 TRAFFIC VIOLATION I Ave Of The Arts. 1:20 a.m. Driver (Student) was ticketed for Failure/Improper Stop for Sign and then transported to local Jail for Poss of Marijuana/Drug Paraph. AGENCY ASSIST I CTH E (12th St). 3:47 p.m. KSD unit on traffic stop, UWPPD officer assisted then cleared. March 9 AGENCY ASSIST I Rang er Hall. 12:05 p.m. Rock Island PD request locate of missing juvenile. UWPPD officer located her, picked up by family member. UWS 18/VANDALISM I Uni versity Apartments Lot. 7:10 a.m. Complainant (Staff) report smashed window on parked vehicle. Officer took report. March 10 TRAFFIC VIOLATION I CTH E (12th St). 5:40 p.m. Driver (Non- Affiliate) was ticketed for Speeding over posted limits & given Verbal Warning for Suspended License. March 19 MISUSE OF PARKING SERVICES I Stud ent Center Lot. 1:59 p.m. Officer issued parking citation for Misuse of Disabled Placard. MISUSE OF PARKING SERVICES I Student Center Lot. 2:56 p.m. Officer issued parking citation for Misuse of Disabled Placard. March 22 MISUSE OF PARKING SERVICES I S tudent Center Lot. 11:36 a.m. Officer took report for Forged UWP-Parking Permit. MEDICAL ASSISTANCE I Sports/Activity Center. 2:44 p.m. Student complaining of severe abdominal pain. Officer & Rescue Unit arrived, student was transported to local hospital. March 24 TRAFFIC ACCIDENT - PROPERTY DAMAGE I SAC Lot - Main. 12:52 p.m. Complainant (Non-Affiliate) reports vehicle was struck by another vehicle. Officer took report, and Rescue Unit refused. TRAFFIC ACCIDENT - HIT & RUN I Ran ger Lot. 4:49 p.m. Complainant (Student) reports accident, officer took report. UWPPD Emergency: 262-595-2911 Non-emergency: 262-595-2455 4 | CULTURE THE RANGER NEWS April 4,2018 Newest "Tomb Raider" suffers pitfalls Movie is mixed bag, yet Lara Croft is finally respected TRAVIS NORTHERN north004@rangers.uwp. edu It is no secret that video game movies are often notoriously bad. Faithfully adapting interactive entertainment into a passive viewing experience is quite the challenge, since it serves as a less engaging method of delivering a familiar story. March 16 saw the release of "Tomb Raider" as an attempt to tackle the task and quell common criticisms of the genre. The film centers around video game icon Lara Croft, the titular Tomb Raider, as she embarks on an adventure to find her missing father on a mysterious, deserted island. The film does suffer some of the same predictable pitfalls as other adaptations, but Lara Croft's footing is surprisingly stable this time around. A re-imagined character Back in 2001, Angelina Jolie portrayed the original version of Lara Croft: an oversexualized action heroine. In contrast, Alicia Vikander plays the far more serious protagonist of the rebooted Tomb Raider title of 2013 (which, by the way, is amazing), and she does it surprisingly well. Lara Croft portrayed by Alicia Vikander This Lara is a troubled young woman turned hardened survivalist. From her dramatic delivery to her muscular physique to her detailed expressions, Vikander commits. Lara is an instantly sympathetic character, and the dangers she faces are grueling, all thanks Join The Ranger News for a Fake News Workshop! with,lac(|uel)ii Arty, Ph.D., Assistant Professor of New Media. Department of ( ommumcalion, t'W-Parksidc Monday April 23 2018,2:00 p.m.-3:15 p.m. CART 131 Learn about the rise of fake news, how our views affect the way we process information, and how to evaluate news stories. Participants will play game called 'Find the Fake News' with PRIZES! -DR. BENSON'S STUDENT POETRY PICKS- "Yo soy Puertoriquena" by Destiny Crespo You gave birth to two olives and a snowflake. I wonder what your face looked like when you had me, when I was cleaned to expose fair skin and pale hair in contrast to your ink black strands and natural sun baked skin. I never understood why you maneuvered my hand to the "other" check box away from "Hispanic/Latino." 1 guess I preferred not to specify. I never understood why when I uttered my first Spanish words you never replied. You must have felt relieved when I was enrolled in Kindergarten with other pale faces, articulating accurate English, the Spanish unpracticed flying from my mind. You never noticed how I felt out of place at our own family reunions, how my eyes strayed and daydreamed in the middle of conversations with my family because I could not understand what they were saying. You never knew that I wished I could proudly say "Yo soy Puertoriquena" without fear of being laughed at. And I hate that I can't be mad because you were being a mother, a mother who had experienced the pain of discrimination, I know. But 1 would rather share that pain with you than watch you suffer alone. ~ * in the newest "Tomb Raider" film directed to the convincing performance. Thankfully, director Roar Uthaug is the first of three filmmakers to treat the character like a human being. The camera does not oversexualize Lara Croft. This issue, commonly known as "The Male Gaze," never burdens the film, and that is massively COURTESY OF WARNER BROS by Roar Uthaug. respectable. The film's shortcomings Inevitably, "Tomb Raider" is not as good as the game upon which it is based. Over ten hours of story were crammed into two hours of footage, and it shows. The pacing takes a dip at the end of the second act. Some character motivations do not remain consistent. A few plot points could not hold up to even moderate scrutiny. My biggest criticism of the film was of its villain-Vogel, played by Walton Goggins. Whereas I loved his performances in "Lincoln" and "The Hateful Eight", Goggins mutes his performance here. He looks and sounds bored the entire movie, which is quite disappointing to see from such a skillful actor. A final verdict 2018's "Tomb Raider" is a mixed bag. Despite its flaws, the movie is undoubtedly entertaining. Not only is Alicia Vikander inspiring in the role, but the action throughout the movie is also clever, grounded and gripping. The film is "popcorn" entertainment— pulpy action with a handful of effective character moments sprinkled throughout. Its protagonist is well-realized, and the plot serves up a relatively robust adventure story, which is a miracle for a video game adaptation. On the movie grading scale, "Tomb Raider" gets a "B-" from me. Best 2017 indie game suggestions Recommendations from a rising genre of gaming More excellent and creative stories came from similar indie titles. "Night in the Woods" is a gothic detective narrative with quirky dialogue and a Trends can be oppressive; they edge out unconventional ideas. Risks are often not allowed to flourish. VIA INFINITE FALL, GEARS FOR BREAKFAST, STUDIO MDHR, AND TEAM SALVATO A montage of popular 2017 game characters. TRAVIS NORTHERN explored in AAA titles. north004@rangers.uwp.edu VIA NEXTLEVEL GAMING Many of the world's most popular video game franchises-"Call of Duty", "World of Warcraft", "Assassin's Creed"-are made successful by the financial power of a publisher. These games are called "AAA" (Triple-A) titles, and in 2017, their popularity declined. Many players found themselves tired of the franchises' formulaic designs and money-gouging add-ons. In their failures, the industry spotlight shined on an underappreciated genre: games developed without the support of a publisher. Independent (indie) games are frequently lauded by cult fanbases for their unmitigated creativity. Indie hit after indie hit in 2017 reminded the gaming community that games can be artistic, interesting and just plain fun. Remarkable stories One of my favorite games of 2017 was "Hellblade: Senua's Sacrifice", a story-driven action game about a young woman living with psychosis. The hyper-nuanced graphics, the chilling settings and the emotional performances were about as compelling as interactive entertainment can get. The gaflie also has a moving message about mental %ess that is far too bold to be unique, cartoonish aesthetic. One computer game, "Doki Doki Literature Club," even pushed the boundaries of storytelling as a whole. The title starts off as a harmless-looking visual novel, but the plot grows thicker than tar right under the player's nose. I will not spoil the shocking twist, but it is one that will stick with most players long after they have finished its insane experience. Nostalgic gems Indie games also managed to xcel throughout the year by experimenting on tried-and-true designs. "Cuphead" was in NextLevel Gaming's top five favorite games of the year, and with good reason. The 2D platformer charmed audiences around the world with its art style, which resembled 1930's-era hand-drawn animation. In addition, the gameplay was elegant in its simplicity, even if the difficulty was hilariously unreasonable for some levels. Another throwback indie game that was irresistibly fun was "A Hat in Time". The development of this modest project was funded entirely via Kickstarter. Like many crowd-funded products, it could have crashed and burned, but the risk paid off. "A Hat in Time" is phenomenal. It perfectly captures every appeal of the Nintendo Gamecube. It is an essential purchase for game libraries everywhere, and it could even serve as a great introduction to gaming for brand new players. The future of Indies The boom of independent game development in 2017 enriched the overall industry in a major way. The AAA publishing sphere outputs a considerable array of fulfilling entertainment, but there are flaws. Trends can be oppressive; they edge out unconventional ideas. Risks are often not allowed to flourish. Repetition is sometimes favored over deviation. Things can get monotonous in the mainstream sphere of interactive entertainment. I hus, the abundance of indie gems in 2017 was an abundance of quality. The games listed above are absolutely worth the valuable time and money they ask of consumers. One of the titles is even free to play. Last year was excellent for talented, underrated developers, and it will be interesting to see which independent games soar in 2018. NextLevel Gaming Online (NLGO) is an online magazine and podcast, centered on the gaming industry. NLGO covers video games, tabletop games, hardware, software, internet news, and anything tech-related. For full reviews and more game news, visit their website at nlgo.net. April 4,2018 THE RANGER NEWS "The King's Choice": More engaging than thrilling Two of the most jam-packed days in Norwegian history ROSEMARY SCHWEITZER schwe035@rangers.uwp. edu War movies. I am reasonably sure we can agree that films centermg around the topic of war are rarely cheerful. They might have moments of comedic relief or a heartwarming or uplifting ending but on the whole, an average war' film will at least leave watchers with a single tear threatening to fall. With this in mind, I have not gone to see that many war movies over the years. When I sit in a seat, potentially with some popcorn or candy, I want to laugh and be merry, not weeping openly over men and women who died because someone somewhere got on their high horse and tried to take over the world. However, if I had to watch a war movie for say, I do not know, a film review for "The Ranger News", 1 would not run away screaming. Maybe it is not so bad As it happens, "The King's Choice" was easier to get through than I had hoped. Set in 1940s Norway, the film takes place over the course of roughly three days, and focuses on the decision of King Haakon VII, during that time. At that point in the war, Norway was determined to remain neutral, but Germany was equally determined to overrun and occupy the country. King Haakon and the rest of the royal family flee to a safe farm in the countryside, and thus begins the game of cat and mouse between the Norwegian government and the Germans. No bark, massive bite With a cast of sympathetic and engaging characters, "The King's Choice" does a good job of capturing the attention of its audience The royal family in turmoil in having to and making them invest in the final outcome. Haakon himself is a tall, weary-looking sixty-eightyear- old who looks as though a strong wind could carry him away. The gentle nature with which he speaks to his grandchildren and the young soldiers he comes across throughout the film is refreshing and more human than monarchs are normally portrayed as. This made it a genuine surprise when Haakon's backbone shone through as he defended his country and all the people within it that depended on him. COURTESY OF BERLINALE.DE separate. The King's Choice Awards "The King's Choice" was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Foreign Film, but the only awards it formally won were from the Norwegian International Film Festival. The film was awarded with best Norwegian film, best music and sound design, best screenplay, visual effects, editing and best supporting actor. If you missed UW Parkside's run of "The King's Choice," the film is available for rent or purchase on YouTube and Amazon. PETLAND PETS MAKE LIFE BETTER.' This Week in History: The pony express Our first modern postmen and their steeds CHANGE OF msr RORY LARSON Iarso066@rangers. uwp. edu Founded on April 3 1860, now nearly 160 years ago, the Pony Express was a short lived business that became the stuff of legends in the wild west. The Pony Express was founded by William Hepburn Russell, Alexander Majors and William Bradford Waddell. These three men came up with a solution to the problem the gold rush in California and other areas of the west had caused-a lack of communication between families that lived across the country from one another. The route began in Missouri and ran over 2,000 miles to California. Before the express began letters took months to travel from the east to the west. The Pony Express cut the time it took for letters to travel down to a mere ten days. The first Pony Express ad read, "WANTED: Young, skinny, wiry fellows, not over eighteen. Must be expert riders, willing to risk death daily. Orphans preferred. Wages: $25 per week. Apply: Central Overland Pony Express Alta Building Montgomery Street". The route The riders of the Pony Express were well known for their bravery and sacrifices made to get their precious cargo from one destination to the next. Even famed American author Mark Twain weighed in on the riders, calling them "swift phantoms of the desert". REDUCED HATKK! Along the route, there were over 190 way stations that riders could stop at to feed and care for or switch out horses when their own become exhausted. These stations were set up every ten to twelve miles and were no small part of the business's short-lived success. One of the most famous riders was an individual by the name of Robert Halsam, who was more commonly known as "Pony Bob". Pony Bob gained his fame for his bravery on one of his routes when he ran straight through the Paiute War around the age of 18 or 19. The uprisings in the area had shut down nearly all the other routes that ran through the territory. Down in history Unfortunately, less than a year and a half after the Pony Express began, it ended. The riders were quickly replaced by the transcontinental telegraph, which sent messages with even more speed than the riders could ever hope to keep ujHvith. Still, due to the Pony Express' short but impactful place in American history, it has gone down as a legend for the ages. Though many of the stories of the Pony Express are mostly myth now, it is still rooted in a real business that revolutionized how mail was delivered to people of the United States. The perils the riders of the express faced crossing the country to deliver their precious cargo cannot be forgotten. CULTURE | 5 Questions about our culture articles? Contact Hollace Villarreal, villa068@ rangers .u wp .edu. Culture Events April 5 Art in the UWP Library: Civilization & Extinction I 8 a.m. I March 2-ApriI 301 Library View original art from the UWP community relating to themes of civilization, culture, and extinction. April 6 Noon concert series: UWP Brass and La Camerata 112pm I Bedford Concert Hall All performances take place at noon in Bedford Concert Hall, are free and open to the public. Parking for the Noon Concert Series is free in Lot B or C, in any unmarked, unmetered parking space. For more information, contact the Rita Box Office at 262-595-2564. April 12 Foreign Film Series: I, Daniel Blake I 7:30p .m. I UW-Parkside Student Center Cinema Admission: Patrons $27 I S enior Citizens $25 I Students $25 for the whole season Language/subtitles: All foreign language films are subtitled and subtitles are used on English language films when available. UK I 201 I 100 min I Ken Loach I English language Daniel, an old-school carpenter with almost no formal education and a widower with no children, has recently suffered a heart attack and receives an Employment and Support Allowance from the British " state •-Bur then'hTS benefits are denied; the state wants him to go back to work — ev en though his physician is on record as saying he can't. He's forced to jump through hoop after hoop, until it becomes apparent to him that the maze of bureaucracy is intentionally designed to wear people down, a policy engineered by the conservative government to toss people off the welfare rolls. The quiet beauty of 1, Daniel Blake — th e reason it's the rare political drama that touches the soul — is that we believe in Daniel and the many others standing with him. April 13 Noon Concert Series: UWP Percussion Ensemble 112p.m. I Bedford Concert Hall All performances take place at noon in Bedford Concert Hall, are free and open to the public. Parking for the Noon Concert Series is free in Lot B or C, in any unmarked, unmetered parking space. For more information, contact the Rita Box Office at 262-595-2564. Foreign Film Series: I, Daniel Blake 17:30pjn. I UW-Parkside Student Center Cinema Admission: Patrons $27 I Senior Citizens $25 I S tudents $25 for the whole season Language/subtitles: All foreign language films are subtitled and subtitles are used on English language films when available. UK I 201 I 100 min I Ken Loach I English language April 14 Foreign Film Series: I, Daniel Blake 15p.m. I UW-Parkside Student Center Cinema Admission: Patrons $27 I S enior Citizens $25 I S tudents $25 for the whole season Language/subtitles: All foreign language films are subtitled and subtitles are used on English language films when available. 61 OPINION THE RANGER NEWS April 4,2018 The views and opinions expressed in these articles are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official views or opinions of The Ranger News. Community Connections: Stress: Kick it to the curb COURTESY OF ETHAN COSTELLO The Student Health & Counseling Center is located nearTallent Hall. is a normal response, but it becomes KRYSTAL DODGE thorn008@rangers. uwp. edu Being a college student can come with a range of stressors, such as academics, homesickness, parental expectations, social relationships, dating, sex, uncertainty about the future, self-image and finances. Stress a problem when it is chronic. That is when it can start causing mental and physical harm. There are many ways you can try and alleviate some of your stress. There are at least three different types of stress. First is routine stress, and it is related to everyday life. Second is stress brought on by sudden, negative change. Third is traumatic stress that is related to a traumatic event, and it can develop into Post Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD). The stress response is natural, and it can even save our lives. However, it becomes an issue when it is chronic, and it can even cause physical symptoms to manifest. Some these symptoms are digestive issues, sleeplessness, headaches, depressed mood, irritability and anger. There are simple steps you can take to help reduce your stress. Eating a healthy diet, getting enough sleep, and exercise are a good start. Relaxation can be facilitated by meditation. yoga, deep breathing, tai chi, and time in nature. Identifying your triggers and trying to limit exposure is important. Stress will always be there, but by learning how to cope and how to reduce it, you limit its effect on you. According the Mayo Clinic, "Exercise in almost any form can act as a stress reliever. Being active can boost your feel-good endorphins and distract you from daily worries." UW-Parkside has many activities sponsored by different organizations on campus to provide a fun way to get that exercise in. There is free membership for full time UW- Parkside students at the Sports and Activity Center (SAC) on campus. The hours are Monday through Thursday 7 a.m. until 10 p.m., Friday 7 a.m. until 7 p.m., Saturday 10 a.m. until 2 p.m., and Sundays 6 p.m. until 9 p.m. during the fall and spring semesters. Now if your stress is becoming chronic, meaning that there are physical symptoms associated with it, and you need help dealing with it there is help for that as well. UW- Parkside has counseling services available to students. Sometimes just talking to someone outside of the situation can be helpful. The Student Health and Counseling Center is located behind Talent hall. The number there is (262) 595-2366. The services are free and confidential to students. Only you can manage your stress and take the action needed to get it under control. As a student at UW- Parkside there are numerous services, activities, and tools available to you. In the words of Bruce Lee, "It is not daily increase, but a daily decrease. Hack away at the inessentials." A generation taking a stand A Message from Nature: Experience the outdoors COURTESY OF FIBONACCI BLUE High schoolers took to the streets in protest of school shootings. ALYSSA GOROSKI gorosO01 @rangers. uwp. edu While high school may not be a pleasant time for most students, it is at least supposed to be memorable. For most people, the clearest memories that come to mind are dances, sporting events and cafeteria squabbles. For others, it is unwarranted and horrific violence. Spurred by memories of students that have passed due to school shootings over the decades and the recent shooting in Parkland, FL, students have begun protesting and pushing for change. Why is it that the generation that has been dubbed the "New Silent Generation" are the ones that are speaking out against such a pressing issue? In a world where older generations often accuse the younger ones of only caring about avocados and smartphones, it is those same avocado-loving generations that are speaking out, and ultimately, walking out. With all of this attention that students are getting, it should make the rest of the country wonder what we are doing to support what we believe in. Students are taking a stand about what they think is important by walking out of classrooms during the school day in protest. Some of them have been personally affected by gun violence, whether they have lost a friend or a family member, and others are walking out because they do not want to be a victim of it. The concept of walking out in protest is spreading to other political ideas as well. Students in California wonder why they could not protest abortion just as others across the country protested other types of violence. This type of political action, while on a small scale to the rest of the world, promotes speculation in young people. It could encourage new, revolutionary ideas that older generations claim that the younger ones do not, and perhaps should not, have. Whether you agree with the various high school students' opinions or not, it is notable to mention the action they are taking. Often times, the intent of making a difference only goes as far as Facebook, Twitter and Instagram newsfeeds that fill up with articles and opinions that one could "like", "heart" or "share", crossing fingers and toes that someday, somehow, it will make a change somewhere. The opinions of a new generation is generally a prickly topic, but when the nation's up-and-coming generation is standing up for what they believe in, whether it be an antigun stance or a pro-life opinion, then there has to be hope for America's future. I suppose the question is, then, if high schoolers are speaking out, then what are you doing to support what you believe in? BRYAN MALEK JR. malek003@rangers. uwp. edu In this day and age, we are constantly bombarded with social media notifications on our phones, tablets and laptops. We seem to always have a screen illuminating our faces and showing the blank expression of disinterest. Sure, we may enjoy seeing pictures of your aunt and her new dog, watching videos of pointless acts, and hours of T.V. shows without commercials or lag-time between episodes, but are we really engaged? Have you ever been so engulfed into your screen that when you look away you feel as misplaced and perplexed as if you were just staring at a wall for hours? Well, you are not alone, because it turns out that you have the same amount of brain activity watching a screen that you do staring at a wall. I have found myself in this predicament, and I have found ways to disconnect from the screen and reconnect with nature. Going outside gives a person a natural feeling of being content and happy. Even if it is an ordinary day with the sun shining and a sky of blue, you could go for a walk or bike ride and find yourself feeling engaged and connected with the world around you. If all you want to do is just sit and relax, go do it outside in a park or in your backyard and I guarantee you'll feel more relaxed than if you sat inside on your computer all day. These are some quick and simple solutions to detach from technology, but I will recommend to do something more fascinating. The United States of America offers some of the most beautiful lands in the world. From mountains to valleys, prairies to forest, there is nothing more astonishing then being engulfed in them. At the moment, every state has places set aside that are dedicated to conserving and preserving the natural beauty for your viewing pleasure. So take a road trip somewhere! Get friends and family together to go camping and hiking; close or far, plan it out and do it. The feeling of hiking up a mountainside or waking up and seeing a quiet pristine lake is sublime. Sometimes just standing and looking into the openness can be enough to feel empowered. The connection between you and the wilderness can only be experienced by being physically present. Disconnect with technology and reconnect with yourself in nature. Bryan Malek Jr. is a senior majoring in liberal studies and is the Public Relations Officer of PEC. Letter to the Editor Want to share your thoughts? In efforts to generate meaningful dialogue, we rely on the opinions of our fellow students, staff and faculty to be voiced. Submit your letter of 300-500 words on a topic of concern for the April 18 issue by April 11 to be considered for publication at rangernews@uwp.edu. Questions about opinions, editorials? Contact Ethan Costello, costeOl 2 @ rangers .uwp.edu. Editorial Desk AUSTIN KRIEGER krieg004@rangers. uwp. edu Religion, in some form or another, has permeated into human existence and culture since the first anatomically modern humans, our ancestors, inhabited the Earth. In its earliest forms, people looked to the stars and celestial bodies to track the seasons and patterns of the world, such as the tides shifting with the moon. This observance translated into characterizing the stars and planets as gods in the heavens. A brief glance at the world history of religion would show a strong progression and evolution of ideas starting from simply looking to the sky. As civilization progressed, so did religion. Different cultures from around the world formed their own beliefs that were rooted in a story told across the planet. In r eligion's infancy, these beliefs gave people what seemed to be the means to physically manipulate the world around them by appeasing higher beings—the stars and planets which seem to look down from heaven. In the twenty-first century, in much the same way, religion allows people to believe that with thought and devotion to a higher being, the world will be changed dramatically. Religion gives hope, security, and social solidarity. Whether or not any part of religion is truly supernatural, the consequences of its communion and their actions are real. If one chooses to be kind and give to others because of what they believe, religious or not, they have made a tangible difference in this world. It does not matter if religion was created by a god or by humans, but it matters what we do with it. The Ranger News 900 WOOD ROAD KENOSHA, Wl 53141 rangernews@uwp.edu The Ranger News strives to inform, educate and engage the UW-Parkside community by publishing well-written, accurate student journalism on a bi-weekly basis, as well as online. Editor-in-Chief ETHAN COSTELLO costeO 12@ rangers. uwp.edu Deputy Editor AUSTIN KRIEGER krieg004@rangers. uwp. edu Campus News Editor VACANT Culture Editor HOLLACE VILLARREAL villa068@rangers. uwp. edu Sports Editor VACANT Design and Layout Editor ANDRE PEREZ perez 103@rangers. uwp. edu Managing Copyeditor ALYSSA GOROSKI gorosO01 @ rangers, uwp. edu Social Media Rep KATHRYN SINGEF singe015@rangers. uwp. edi Business Manager AMY SCHUSTEF schusOl 0@ rangers, uwp.edi Media Group Advisers DEAN KARPOWIC; karpowicz@uwp. ed April 4,2018 B EARLY N EWS Volume 3 I Issue 4 | 7 BEARLY NEWS! Beany News ,s not real news. In fact, you could say It is unreal news. Really, it is real unreal news Please, bear with us here. - . . Campus receives its first armed teacher satest classroom on campus, more to follow TRAVIS NORTHERN north004@rangers. uwp. edu In order to protect students from potential attacks on campus, Dr. Winn Chester, an associate professor of music at UW-Parkside, has decided to carry a weapon on his person as he teaches his classes. Curious about the ramifications of arming teachers with firearms, Bearly News contacted Dr. Chester for an interview. Our reporters were permitted to attend his class for a day and ask him questions about his new routine. "I am so thrilled that I am finally able to exercise my right to bear arms at work. It keeps the government from turning Wisconsin into a dystopian police state," he said, polishing his .44 magnum in a room full of college students. A reasonable setup After a notable figure produced a series of official, prestigious and very eloquent tweets, Dr. Chester found himself inspired to obtain a weapon for his workplace. "They made us take hours of classes for protocol and safety," he recaps. "But of course, I did not finish a single page of the homework. Do the instructors not know how busy I am?" Thankfully, the professor is already a highly skilled gunman , even without the instruction. "I shot a raccoon in my backyard once," he said. "I may as well be special forces." Dr. Chester's philosophy is that the next opponent could be hiding just around the corner. Consequently, he is constantly on high alert, ready to end a life in the blink of an eye. As a result, the weapon is always on his desk, staring straight at his class of music majors. A reasonable interaction The music professor has not yet needed to defend himself from an actual attacker, but the presence of the firearm in his classroom does have benefits. Reports show that grades have improved by 200%, and it is easy to see why. Throughout the lecture, students paid extremely close attention to every movement the professor made. Their eyes were wide with excitement, and they were sweating with enthusiasm. At one point, a freshman threateningly reached into her suspicious handbag. With the reflexes of a Bengal tiger, Dr. Chester readied his weapon and prepared for a shootout. Terrified, the student procured a packet of chewing gum with a shaky hand. Dr. Chester was not appeased until she surrendered the Hubba Bubba as reparations for the fright she had caused. His heroism inspires us all. This is all totally reasonable Because the first instance of arming a teacher has gone so well _ . COURTESY OF TRAVIS NORHTERN . co"ductin9 an evening concert; the performers hit every note. at I lW-PnrlfoiHA ft,A , . , tacks to the student body. That being said, this reporter will be applying to cancel his enrollment in the music program as soon as possible. There is no specific reason behind the relocation; variety just happens to be the spice of life. From in front of the desk of an armed teacher, this has been a Bearly News spotlight. at UW-Parkside, the practice is clearly a success. Only three or four students from Mr. Chester's class have been sent to the hospital under unknown circumstances this week, and no mass shootings have occurred on campus. We here at Bearly News feel completely protected from potential at- Following the trail of Ranger Bear's Hie ongoing investigation continually provides more questions COURTESY OF P.I. T. RUXPIN The staircase leading to freedom. HOLLACE VILLARREAL villa068@rangers. uwp. edu In the hunt for Ranger Bear's true identity, Private Eye T. Ruxpin and this Bearly News reporter spent many nights awake, sifting through archival documents. However, the time had come for us to put research aside and to do some investigation straight at the source. I will not tell you how we got into his den, or indeed if it was legal. We needed answers. Who was Ranger Bear? Where was his child? And for the love of god, why does he sleep in a cave in Petrifying Springs? Following the "Bear Tracks" When we walked into his 1970's furnished home with a thick layer of dust throughout the cave, covering the shag carpet and obscuring all the photographs, we thought we might have hit a dead end. I a dmit that I felt close to giving up. However, T. Ruxpin saw something that I did not. "Bear Tracks," he said, holding up an empty ice cream carton, "he must still live here." This reporter pointed out the footprints we saw as well, leading in a direct path to the basement stairs. The stairs were dark and ominous, and the investigation was almost cancelled right on the spot, but for the sake of our readers and, indeed, for the sake of the truth, we persisted. The basement What we saw in the basement was astonishing and horrifying. All around the dimly lit room were Polaroids. People smiling out through the ages. Under closer Drawing contest! ' "A"; |? Instructions: Step 1. Draw a picture according to the prompt. But remember, you're an artist. Everything is up for interpre• tation. fc Step 2. Write your name and contact info below. . Step 3. Cut out and drop into the drawing box outside our office (L101A Student Center). HUHHHH Submissions will be considered for print in our next print DRAWN BY EVAN MACINTOSH Evan's "favorite rock" from March 14 inspection every person seemed to be wearing a UW-Parkside jersey. It even seemed to be the same one. "Do their shoulders seem... odd?" T. Ruxpin asked. This reporter looked closer. They were furry. Everyone's shoulders were brown and furry. Bearly News asked if T. Ruxpin thought they might all be Ranger Bear. Such a leading question is generally unacceptable, but T. Ruxpin simply nodded in horror. "But what about their heads?" T. Ruxpin asked. What about the head? We turned to investigate the basement further. As we got deeper the pictures became more recent. "That was the boy that went missing in the woods this fall," T. Ruxpin said, pointing to a photograph. Having run his student victims than answers ID picture through the newspaper several times, this reporter recognized him. Finally, we reached the edge of the basement. In the deepest, darkest corner we saw what looked like a nest. Above it hung the photograph included in this article. "It's Ranger Bear," T. Ruxpin said, "But what... what's in his mouth?" It looked like eyes. A nose. Someone was trapped inside. This reporter was going to suggest something, pure conjecture about the fate of all of the students and a reason why they might be in Ranger Bear, but from behind us there was a noise. Heavy breathing muffled by a furry head. Ranger Bear was onto us. This dedicated reporter is in the closet, typing out this article in desperation. Please, if you are reading this, tell my family I love th— Draw us your saddest flower and send it in to be featured in our next issue! Name Email/Phone: 8 | SPORTS April 4,2018 COURTESY OF UW-PARKSIDE ATHLETICS Members of the softball team read with children at Edward Bain Elementary. and women's soccer teams also hope VIA UW-PARKSIDE ATHLETICS SOMERS, Wis. - The Parkside women's basketball team has started a new connection with EBSOLA Elementary (Edward Bain School of Language and Art) in Kenosha that brings members of the team and children at the school together to read books once a week. In the first week of the program, Parkside's Taylor Stephen, Ali Bettencourt and Carolina Rahkonenread with a trio of first graders at EBSOLA. After a few steps have been completed, the Parkside volleyball to join in on the fun at EBSOLA and help the local kids with their reading skills. "Doing little things like this really builds character and makes you want to be a better person," Stephen said. "Hopefully we can make a positive impact on them that compares to the impact they made on us in such a short amount of time." Parkside Athletics would like to thank Kathy Harmeyer, the guidance counselor at EBSOLA, for working with the program to help set up such a wonderful opportunity for all that are involved. Parkside Athletics Extends Agreement with Nike SOMERS, Wis. - The University of Wisconsin-Parkside athletics department has reached an agreement with BSN Sports and Nike to extend its agreement that makes Nike the exclusive apparel provider for Parkside Athletics, Director of Athletics Andrew Gavin announced on Monday. The partnership will continue to provide game uniforms, studentathlete apparel, and staff clothing as the Rangers strengthen their brand within the community and the region, and throughout NCAA Division II. "As we look forward to joining the GLIAC in 2018-19, we are excited that our teams and studentathletes will continue to don the Green & White and Ranger bear on Nike uniforms and apparel," Gavin said. "We appreciate BSN Sports and Nike for enhancing our partnership and committing to supporting and orts MILWAUKEE BUCKS PRESENTED BY PRO » •h Ti OQ JJ O IN V SIT lUCKS.COM | STUDENTRUSH Joinjt|i|^(s^denf Rush Program & gef notified of social•student jiclcejjpricing for every Bucks home game! per game baqud on tlckut avai lability our student-athletes,Teams, and our brand." Ranger fans and supporters can continue to purchase Parkside apparel online on the BSN sideline store. To view products and shop, click here. "The partnership agreement between the University of Wisconsin- Parkside, BSN SPORTS and Nike is a great example of the value of athletics in a school system. This strategic partnership provides the finest apparel and athletic products to the Rangers athletic teams and benefits each student-athlete representing the community on the athletic field or court," said Terry Babilla, BSN SPORTS President. "We are proud to be their partner and pleased that we can elevate the student-athlete experience." About BSN SPORTS Dallas-based BSN SPORTS is th< leading marketer, manufacturer and distributor of sporting goods apparel and equipment. A division of Varsit) Brands, BSN SPORTS markets and distributes its products to over 100,000 institutional and team sport customers in colleges and universities, middle and high schools, and recreational programs throughout th United States via catalog, e-commerce, and direct sales. Focused on providing game changing solutions through local partnerships, multibrand selection and one-stop shopping for equipment and uniforms, BSN SPORTS' more than 2,000 employees have been helping eleva participation in team sports since 1972. For more information about BSN SPORTS please visit www. bsnsports.com. Late rally helps McKendree take both from Parkside Sports Standings NCAA Div II GLVC East Conf Div Total Streak 2018 Softball 1. Indianapolis 8-1 0-0 255 W6 2. Illinois Sprlngtleld 7-1 0-0 2D-8 W7 3. McKendree 8-2 0-0 22-7 W7 2018 Men's Basketball 1. Bellarmine (7) 182 0-0 2. Southern Indiana 11-7 0-0 3. Indianapolis 12-6 0-0 28-2 W4 28-11 L1 19-9 W3 Kelllie Fenza (6) up to bat vs. McKendi runs to take a 3-1 lead. They added another in the top of the fifth inning to make it 4-1 at the time. For the Rangers in the fifth, Kellie Fenza drew a two-out walk and came in to score on Megan Aliverti's RBI double to center field, making it 4-2. In game two, Parkside led 4-2 heading into the seventh inning. The Bearcats opened the inning with a double and a walk, followed by a huge double-play ball as Fenza rifled out the runner on second base after a lineout. After another single, McKendree brought in a pinch hitter who brought it to a full count with two outs before hitting the go-ahead three-run home run to center field. The Rangers led early once again, scoring a run in the top of the first inning and a pair of runs in the second inning. Danielle Crockett brought in Fenza in the first to make it 1-0 in the first inning. COURTESY OF UW-PARKSIDE ATHLETICS i, bringing in a double-play. In the second inning, Jessica Shields singled and Morgan Moore came around to score on an error, making it 2-1 Rangers before Fenza singled up the middle to score Shields. Parkside also added a run in the sixth inning off a Hausl RBI double that scored Madison Manders. The Green & White, who tallied 12 hits in game two, saw four players finish with multiple hits as Shields and Fenza went 3-for-4 and 2-for-3 in the top two spots in the lineup, respectively. Crockett finished 2-for-3 and Samantha Newtoff went 2-for-3 with a double. Alyssa Hrncar suffered the loss in game two, going all 7.0 innings allowing five runs on eight hits. It was her 13th complete game of the season. Parkside will hit the road next weekend, facing Indianapolis on Saturday and Bellarmine on Sunday. 2018 Wrestling 1. Mckendree (5) 8848 NA 1177--65 W8 4-2 NA 1840 2. UW-Parkslde (2) 5-1 NA 12-1 W3 3. Indianapolis (9) INDEX (#) = NCAA Div 2 rank $ = Conference Champions T indicates Tie Sports Schedules Softball 4/7- 12P.M., 2P.M. LEWIS (DH) ROMEOVILLE, IL 4/8-12P.M., 2P.M. SAINT XAVIER (ILL) (DH) SOMERS, Wl 4/9- 3P.M., 5P.M. CARDINAL STRITCH (DH) SOMERS, Wl 4/14-12P.M., 2P.M. QUINCY (DH) SOMERS, Wl 4/15- 12P.M., 2P.M. ILLINOIS SPRINGFIELD (DH) SOMERS, Wl 4/21- 12P.M., 2P.M. WILLIAM JEWELL (MO.) (DH) LIBERTY, MO 4/22- 12P.M., 2P.M. TRUMAN STATE (DH) KIRKSVILLE, MO Track & Field 4/6- TBA MARQUETTE DUALS MILWAUKEE, Wl 4/13- TBA UW-PLATTEVILLE INVITE PLATTEVILLE, Wl 4/13-4/14-TBA BENEDICTINE RELAYS LISLE, IL 4/20- TBA CR0SSE PHIL ESTEN CHALLA CROSSE, Wl 4/27- TBA HILLSDALE GINA RELAYS HILLSDALE, Ml VIA UW-PARKSIDE ATHLETICS SOMERS, Wis. - Parkside softball was one pitch away from splitting with McKendree on Saturday afternoon, but the visiting Bearcats used a three-run home in the top of the seventh to take both games from Parkside on Saturday. The Bearcats, who improved to 22-7 overall and 8-2 overall, won game one 4-2 before winning game two 5-4. The Rangers, who were coming off back-to-back conference sweeps, move to 14-14 overall and 5-5 in the GLVC. The team has already surpassed the win total in five of the last six seasons. In game one, McKendree sent their stud freshman Miranda Gajewski to the mound and she improved to 13-1 on the season. Allison Hausl pitched a good game for the Rangers, going all 7.0 innings allowing three earned runs with two strikeouts after not allowing a hit through the first three innings. Parkside led early, scoring a run in the bottom of the second inning off a Hausl RBI single to plate Adrien Hall. McKendree came back in the top of the fourth where they finally got to Hausl, scoring three Women's Basketball Helps Local Youth with Reading Skills Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. 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