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            <text>November 27, 2013&#13;
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University of Wisconsin Parkside's Student Newspaper&#13;
The Ranger News is written and edited by students of the University of Wisconsin Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content.&#13;
Parkside celebrates 3rd annual Veterans Day ceremony&#13;
Doria DeBartolo&#13;
debar004@uwp.edu&#13;
On Nov. 11 at noon in Main Place the Parkside Military Veterans Organization (PMVO)&#13;
and Parkside Student Government (PSG) hosted their third annual Veterans Day Ceremony&#13;
honoring those who have served in the U.S. Military.&#13;
Chancellor Deborah L. Ford opened the ceremony by mentioning the many veterans&#13;
who have crossed the stage at UW-Parkside, including Parkside graduate and former army&#13;
medic Michael Falbo and current student Colonel Byron C. Dowse. She expressed her&#13;
pride and gratitude on behalf of UW-Parkside for all of our current students, alumni,&#13;
faculty and staff members who have served in the US. military She also thanked students&#13;
who continue to support our military veterans.&#13;
Chancellor Ford noted PMVOs willingness to come together and the importance of&#13;
our continued support of this organization on campus. The Military Veterans Organization&#13;
is an organization that has recently been emerging on campuses across the nation.&#13;
They provide support for unique issues that may be encountered by students, alumni and&#13;
family members of those who are serving or who have served in the United States military.&#13;
PMVO also works with students who are interested in being a part of the armed forces of&#13;
the United States and allied nations. They allow interested students to contact recruiters&#13;
of any branch of the military&#13;
Chancellor Ford went on to say that she would like to continue to make UW-Parkside&#13;
a destination for our active duty military their families and our veterans by enhancing&#13;
services, educational pathways and educational partnerships with our active duty military&#13;
"Our commitment forty five years ago must be sustained today, and so I pledge to you we&#13;
will continue to provide a wonderful educational environment for our veterans and active&#13;
military members here at UW-Parkside," said Chancellor Ford. "I too want to express my&#13;
gratitude, my appreciation and my honor for those who serve and those who continue to&#13;
serve. Thank you on behalf of the University of Wisconsin Parkside," she concluded.&#13;
PSG Speaker of the Senate Dustin Beth introduced fellow student and U.S. army veteran&#13;
Colonel Bryon C. Dowse. Dowse has served in the military for 35 years total. He&#13;
spent three years in the active army as an airborne ranger in the 1st Ranger Battalion. Following&#13;
that, he was a sergeant for the Wisconsin National Guard for four years while attending&#13;
UW-Madison and UW-Eau Claire. He was also in the Army Reserve for 28 years,&#13;
of which he spent almost 1 Vi years in Iraq from 2003 to 2004. In a brief interview, Byron&#13;
mentioned that one of the best things Parkside students can do to support fellow student&#13;
army veterans is to simply thank them for their service. He also said it helps to listen: "Every&#13;
veteran has individual needs and issues." US. military veterans offer a unique addition&#13;
to our student body here at Parkside.&#13;
"They have real world experience in many countries around the globe and involvement&#13;
with current world issues," said Dowse. He says that it is also helpful to encourage veterans&#13;
to seek professional help if need be and let them know that it is okay to ask for help.&#13;
The ceremony concluded with a proper US. flag folding demonstration along with an&#13;
elaborate explanation for the meaning behind each fold.&#13;
Top: Chancellor Ford addresses the audience. Middle: The crowd looks on excitedly. Bottom:&#13;
Two members of the military listen to Colonel Dowse speak. Photos by: Ray Pajarillo&#13;
Animation Gallery debuts work from senior student artists&#13;
Jimmy Gibbs&#13;
gibbsO 14 @ u wp .edu&#13;
A group of seniors here at Parkside have been working&#13;
diligently over the last several weeks of the semester&#13;
creating animations. These animations are their senior&#13;
projects and will be on display for all to see in the Rita&#13;
Talent Pickens Regional Center of Arts Foundation&#13;
Gallery. The first showing will began on Nov. 18 and&#13;
will run through Nov. 29. This show features three animations:&#13;
Kenowhere by James Passannante, An Honest&#13;
Fable by Dustin Kraus, and Arid by Aaron Clutter.&#13;
Kenowhere is a short about two locals bar hopping&#13;
with an interesting twist, Arid is clever new sci-fi short,&#13;
and An Honest Fable is, well, just that, an honest fable.&#13;
Students, friends, and family will have two weeks in&#13;
order to catch these three animations. After Nov.&#13;
29 the gallery will switch over and a new batch of&#13;
animations will have their turn for public viewing.&#13;
Having seen bits of the animations, it is clear the&#13;
animators have been working extremely hard this&#13;
semester to turn what started as sketches on blank&#13;
paper into full blown animations. As usual, there&#13;
is no charge for entering the gallery and viewing&#13;
the animations. All are welcomed and encouraged&#13;
to stop by and support your fellow students and,&#13;
hopefully, check out a cool new cartoon short. In&#13;
the gallery there will also be a white board for anyone&#13;
to leave comments on what they thought about&#13;
the gallery showing in the form of words or even&#13;
pictures.&#13;
The grand opening of the gallery took place on&#13;
Nov. 20. All three animators were there for the&#13;
opening for the chance to show off their hard work&#13;
to their friends and family that came. The turnout&#13;
was very high during the grand opening, fellow art&#13;
students came to support their fellow students, and&#13;
also get a taste of where they can take their educational&#13;
career. If you missed the grand opening or&#13;
still haven't seen the shows, you have until Nov. 29&#13;
so be sure to swing by the gallery and have a quick&#13;
seat. The three animations together only take about&#13;
15 minutes to watch, so you can check them out inbetween&#13;
class, on your way out, or on your way in.&#13;
The gallery will be open every day from 9:00am4:30pm.&#13;
&#13;
Send us your press releases, news tips, and opinions!&#13;
Email us at: rangernews@uwp.edu &#13;
I'Diversity of Wisconsin Parkside Student Newspaper&#13;
900 Wood Road&#13;
Kenosha, WI53141&#13;
Phone: (262) 595-2287&#13;
Fax: (262) 595-2295&#13;
E-mail: rangernews@uwp.edu&#13;
Editor in Chief:&#13;
Staff Reporters:&#13;
Copy Editors:&#13;
Photographers:&#13;
Designers:&#13;
Maggie Lawler&#13;
lawle020@uwp.edu&#13;
Jimmy Gibbs&#13;
gibbs014@uwp.edu&#13;
Doria DeBartolo&#13;
debar004@ uwp .edu&#13;
Katlynne Davis&#13;
davis086@uwp.edu&#13;
Michael Jensen&#13;
jense089@uwp.edu&#13;
Carl Rollmann&#13;
rollmOO 1 @ uwp .edu&#13;
Raymone Pajarillo&#13;
pajarOO 1 @ uwp .edu&#13;
Maggie Lawler&#13;
lawle020@ uwp .edu&#13;
MISSION STATEMENT:&#13;
THE RANGER NEWS S TRIVES TO IN FORM, EDUcate,&#13;
AND ENG AGE THE UW-PARKSIDE COMMUNITY&#13;
BY PUBLISHING WELL-WRITTEN, ACCURATE&#13;
STUDENT JOURNALISM O N A B I-WEEKLY&#13;
BASIS, AS WELL AS ONLINE.&#13;
The Ranger News meetings are every Friday&#13;
at noon in MOLN 107. All students and faculty&#13;
of UW-Parkside are welcome to attend.&#13;
Have any comments, concerns, questions, or&#13;
story ideas? Please e-mail us at: rangernews@&#13;
uwp.edu. Like to meet with us? We are located&#13;
in the Student Center in room L101A.&#13;
Letter from the editor&#13;
Feels good to be back in print, doesn't it?! I sure do love&#13;
that new paper smell. I don't love when the ink gets all over&#13;
my hands and I can't touch my iPhone, though. That's such&#13;
a first world problem, isn't it? Everyone is probably reading&#13;
this like "wow, that poor thing, can't update her twitter for&#13;
two minutes." You know what my twitter would say? "Got ink&#13;
on my hands, lol." I'm just kidding. Anyone that follows me&#13;
knows I only talk about cats anyway.&#13;
Can we just take a second to think about how crazy it is&#13;
that we got snow this past week? Yeah, I know. It's November&#13;
in Wisconsin. I shouldn't be surprised, but I was. And seeing&#13;
the snow outside just made me feel so much better about&#13;
my day. I'm one of those people that thinks snow is magical,&#13;
and I never plan on leaving the state. I'm also too much of a&#13;
Packer fan to be appreciated anywhere else, so I guess there's&#13;
that. Getting back to my main point, snow. It snowed. And&#13;
snow means winter. Winter means winter break, and SANTA.&#13;
SANTA. Sorry. Sometimes my inner Buddy the Elf comes&#13;
out in Christmas conversation. This is our last issue before&#13;
Thanksgiving. And we all know what's after Thanksgiving. It's&#13;
like, move over pilgrims, I have presents to open. Just kidding.&#13;
That was mean. But seriously, the semester is fast approaching&#13;
its end, and I for one am thrilled. I think I have five&#13;
papers to write in the next few weeks? I should start those.&#13;
I'm sure I'm not the only one feeling it. Yesterday, I saw this&#13;
girl scream "CALCULUS FINAL" and then collapse on the&#13;
ground clutching her heart, right in the middle of the hallway.&#13;
Maybe that's a lie. Maybe it's not. Either way, the end is near.&#13;
After this issue we only have one more until we're done for&#13;
the semester! We're such a tease, right? We come back into&#13;
your life and make you feel all warm inside, then leave you&#13;
again for another few months. We're like the stray cat I had in&#13;
my backyard when I was little, except you don't have to catch&#13;
us with bologna to make us like you. Well, maybe a few of us,&#13;
but most of us will just say hi if you want to talk about anything.&#13;
We love to talk about the newspaper, or what you can&#13;
do to join! You thought I'd let that go, but I'm not. I never will,&#13;
either. Spring semester is right around the corner, and maybe&#13;
you need an internship. Just saying, food for thought. You can&#13;
get six credits in two semesters working on the paper. And&#13;
you'll have fun doing it. Okay. I'm done for now. For now. Join&#13;
with all your friends! Okay now I'm really done.&#13;
At least do us a favor. If you like what you see, tell us! Shout&#13;
it from the rooftops if you have to, but don't fall, because&#13;
that's dangerous. We'll only be around if you guys want&#13;
to read what we're producing. Without a willing audience,&#13;
we don't have a paper. Our funding depends on&#13;
how many people pick up each issue, and how many&#13;
of those people actually like what they're reading each&#13;
week. We even take suggestions, as long as they're appropriate.&#13;
&#13;
Ladies and gentlemen, since this is the last time I'll&#13;
talk to you until December, I hope you all have a happy,&#13;
calorie-filled Thanksgiving. Just remember, you always&#13;
want that second piece of pie. Saying no is for quitters.&#13;
That's why they invented sweatpants, okay? Own it.&#13;
Wednesday November 27&#13;
Outsider Art from Little City Foundation&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Fine Arts Gallery&#13;
Art Dept. Senior Exhibitions&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Foundation Gallery&#13;
Landscapes Jean F. Lanners Collection&#13;
E. H. Mathis Gallery&#13;
Thursday November 28&#13;
HAPPY THANKSGIVING&#13;
Art Dept. Senior Exhibitions&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Foundation Gallery&#13;
Landscapes Jean F. Lanners Collection&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
E. H. Mathis Gallery&#13;
Outsider Art from Little City Foundation&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Fine Arts Gallery&#13;
Friday November 29&#13;
Landscapes Jean F. Lanners Collection&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
E. H. Mathis Gallery&#13;
Art. Dept. Senior Exhibitions&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Foundation Gallery&#13;
Outsider Art from Little City Foundation&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Fine Arts Gallery&#13;
Saturday November 30&#13;
Landscapes Jean F. Lanners Collection&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
E. H. Mathis Gallery&#13;
Art. Dept. Senior Exhibitions&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Foundation Gallery&#13;
Outsider Art from Little City Foundation&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Fine Arts Gallery&#13;
Sunday December 1&#13;
Landscapes Jean F. Lanners Collection&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
E. H. Mathis Gallery&#13;
Art. Dept. Senior Exhibitions&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Foundation Gallery&#13;
Outsider Art from Little City Foundation&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Fine Arts Gallery&#13;
Monday December 2&#13;
Art. Dept. Senior Exhibitions&#13;
9:00AM-4:00PM&#13;
Foundation Gallery&#13;
Keep an eye out for other Parkside events&#13;
using the Parkside calendar.* &#13;
November 27,2013&#13;
The Ranger News&#13;
Redaction: UW-Parkside Segregated&#13;
Fees, what does Parkside use them for?&#13;
Doria DeBartolo&#13;
debai004@uwp ,edu&#13;
It was stated in our Nov. 6 issue that all military veteran students&#13;
Alth Tl SCh&#13;
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Although this is true for some veterans, this is not the case for all&#13;
military veterans. All UW schools are required to waive tuition and&#13;
segregated fees for the military veterans who fall under the requirements&#13;
of 2007 Wisconsin Act 25. The school is then reimbursed by&#13;
he state for tuition, but not for segregated fees. Subsequently, the cost&#13;
ot these segregated fees increases accordingly for the students are required&#13;
to pay them. Some veterans who do not fall under Wisconsin&#13;
Act 25 get different benefits that do not require Parkside to waive&#13;
their segregated fees or tuition. For example, there are veterans who&#13;
receive benefits from the federal government, which cover their tuition&#13;
as well as their segregated fees. There are also cases in which&#13;
military veterans do not fall under any of these categories and do not&#13;
receive any benefits at all, such as a veteran who was released from the&#13;
military under dishonorable conditions.&#13;
College Democrats invite&#13;
Senator John Lehman to&#13;
speak at UW-Parkside&#13;
Doria DeBartolo&#13;
debar004@uwp.edu&#13;
On Nov. 18 at noon the College Democrats hosted a Subway&#13;
lunch with guest speaker Senator John Lehman in Molinaro D128.&#13;
Lehman is a Democratic member of the Wisconsin Senate representing&#13;
the 21st District. He announced on Jan. 31, 2012 at the&#13;
Racine Public Library that he would run against Van H. Wanggaard&#13;
in the recall election. The recall election was held on June&#13;
5, 2012, and after a recount, Lehman's victory over Wangaard was&#13;
announced.&#13;
Prior to running for the State Assembly, Senator Lehman was a&#13;
high school economics and history teacher in the Racine Unified&#13;
School District. He was first elected to the Racine City Council&#13;
in 1988 and served until 2000. Lehman is a leader on educationrelated&#13;
issues, and is currently serving as the ranking Democratic&#13;
member of the Senate Committee on Education. He is also a member&#13;
of the Senate Committees on Workforce Development, Forestry,&#13;
Mining and Revenue, as well as the Joint Legislative Audit&#13;
Committee and the Joint Survey Committee on Tax Exemptions.&#13;
One of the most recent guest speakers invited to campus by the&#13;
College Democrats was Democrat Rob Zerban, who visited on&#13;
Monday Nov. 4. Zerban is currently running for Congress again in&#13;
2014 against Paul Ryan. He announced his second run for Congress&#13;
on Oct. 28,2013 at UW-Parkside. Rebel comments that "Rob&#13;
is the first person to give Paul Ryan a run for his money. He beat&#13;
Ryan in his own district!" Along with the rest of the College Democrats,&#13;
Rebel is very excited about his candidacy. "We are hoping&#13;
that this time around he will beat Paul Ryan." Rebel went on to&#13;
say that she is most excited about his "Medicare for All" stance on&#13;
healthcare in America.&#13;
The day before Zerbans announcement, Kenosha Mayor Keith&#13;
Bosman also spoke at the College Democrats weekly meeting,&#13;
which is held in Molinaro D128 every Monday at noon. All students&#13;
are welcome to join.&#13;
For news on other upcoming events, visit the College Democrats&#13;
Facebook page or campusconnect.uwp.edu.&#13;
The Ranger News does not affiliate with a political party, and&#13;
covers both sides objectively.&#13;
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Women's Basketball photo courtesy of parksiderangers.com. Men's Basketball and&#13;
Wrestling photos by Ray Pajarillo. &#13;
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November 27,2013&#13;
The Ranger News&#13;
Movember - growing mustaches for a cause&#13;
Jimmy Gibbs&#13;
gibbsO 14 @ u wp .edu&#13;
We're nearing the end of November, which for those in the know, has been&#13;
relabeled Movember in honor of the brave men that clip, trim, and shave their&#13;
facial hair into a perfectly awesome mustache. This is a month where no man&#13;
has to fear being made fun of or being labeled a pedophile for simply sporting a&#13;
mustache. Instead, they can proudly hold their heads high with their upper lip&#13;
hair blowing in the wind created by the cheers and gasps of all those screaming&#13;
due to the greatness of the mustache. If you're unaware of Movember and you're&#13;
wondering why it is that you're seeing so many mustaches around recently, you&#13;
should be ashamed. Movember is similar to Breast Cancer Awareness Month,&#13;
only it deals with prostate and testicular cancer. Anyone sporting a mustache&#13;
during the month is considered a supporter of prostate and testicular cancer&#13;
awareness.&#13;
The Movember tradition reaches back all the way to the almost forgotten year&#13;
of 2003, where its point of origin was Melbourne, Australia. It started with just&#13;
30 men; they grew out mustaches and called themselves Mo Bros. Since then, the&#13;
number of mustache-sporting supporters has climbed to over one million and&#13;
continues to grow. For those men out there that have missed the ball on Movember,&#13;
worry not. There is still time to let those mustache hairs grow and feel the&#13;
sweet touch of daylight. If you're nervous about growing one, grow up and be a&#13;
man. You weren't afraid to wear a pink jumpsuit and jump around like a crazy&#13;
man screaming "I heart boobs!" so why would you be nervous about growing&#13;
a piece of history on your face? When Breast Cancer Awareness Month is over,&#13;
it's no longer cool for men to wear pink, but when Movember is over, it's cool&#13;
to wear a mustache year-round. For more information regarding Movember, its&#13;
history, and places you can donate to advance studies and practices regarding&#13;
prostate and testicular cancer, visit us.movember.com.&#13;
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neS Shahryar (played by Parkside student Kenjamin La- and Dec. 6 at 10:00am.&#13;
Photos from The Arabian Nights provided by Justin Helm.&#13;
Chicken and Chuckles: Hot wings, lukewarm comedy&#13;
Jimmy Gibbs&#13;
gibbsO 14 @ uwp .edu&#13;
On Nov. 13 Parkside played host to comedian Shang Forbes. The event took&#13;
place in the Den and was advertised as Chicken and Chuckles due to the fact that&#13;
the special deal in the Den that evening was six chicken wings covered in either&#13;
hot sauce, BBQ sauce, or spicy ranch sauce for $5.49. Forbes was supposed to&#13;
begin his act at 8 p.m., but was a bit late due to his enjoying the wing special.&#13;
Shang Forbes' act, when it finally began, provided some chuckles. I don t want&#13;
to say the man wasn't funny because there were occasions where I did let out a&#13;
chuckle. The rest of the audience seemed entertained at certain points as well,&#13;
and he did get some laughs from his acts. In the end, though, it was hard to&#13;
tell what the better deal was that night in the Den: the $5.49 basket of chicken&#13;
wings, or the free comedian. Forbes opened his act not knowing how to properly&#13;
pronounce the name of the city in which he was performing. This became on&#13;
ongoing joke of his for the first 10 to 15 minutes of his act, along with aggressive&#13;
flirting with female members of the audience. After insulting the audience by not&#13;
being able to say where he even was, he kept on with the flirting, threatening to&#13;
impregnate one female audience member and calling out another for not following&#13;
up on her promises for sex.&#13;
When Forbes moved on from these antics, he transitioned into some jokes&#13;
that were subpar and mostly racially inclined, utilizing the "N" word as much as&#13;
possible. I don't think many were offended by his act, if any at all, but he did feel&#13;
the need to keep announcing that we were all too young to be offended. I agreed&#13;
with him on that. I've never seen a comedian explain that he was a "wild" comedian&#13;
so many times in one act. He also kept giving us his credentials, mentioning&#13;
that he must be funny due to the 2,000 people that saw him at his last act. By the&#13;
end it felt like more time was spent by Forbes defending his style of humor and&#13;
his act than actually providing us with an act. The jokes that he did tell seemed&#13;
recycled and unoriginal, and if there weren't attractive female audience members,&#13;
his act would have been about 40 minutes shorter.&#13;
You can check Shang Forbes out on YouTube, along with Facebook, Instagram&#13;
and Twitter. The short clips on YouTube are like the previews for movies that&#13;
flop; they show the best parts that entice you to check out the full movie, but then&#13;
you get there and realize you've already seen the best parts and really just want it&#13;
all to end. However, not all think he's that bad. He does have a special coming out&#13;
soon, as he made sure to tell us several times throughout his act. Check him out&#13;
if you're curious. I would recommend this as a last resort to boredom, though. &#13;
6 The Ranger News&#13;
Battlefield 4 sets high bar going into the holidays&#13;
November 27,2013&#13;
Guest Writer Karrica Andersen&#13;
Battlefield 4 marks a new generation in the Battlefield franchise. The game introduces&#13;
a couple of new features, but keeps faith with the traditional gameplay that&#13;
has made the Battlefield brand popular. Featuring the new Frostbite 3 engine, Battlefield&#13;
4 brings the look of war to an all new high. Battles look much more detailed&#13;
and the environment looks and feels more realistic. Trees sway in the breeze, waves&#13;
crash against the shore and of course nearly everything is destructible. Jam-packed&#13;
with new features, game modes and nonstop action, Battlefield 4 is a very exciting&#13;
and appealing start to this year s next-gen shooter releases.&#13;
Although the series has been most famous for its multiplayer, Battlefield 4's single&#13;
player campaign brings many new features to the table. First, the campaign gives&#13;
the player much more freedom in completing objectives as compared to previous&#13;
Battlefield games. Instead of following a completely linear path to objectives, players&#13;
are now challenged to use the environment in new and creative ways. If a wall is&#13;
blocking your path, simply blow it up. Another new feature is the target designation&#13;
ability. Players now have the ability to mark targets for their squad to engage, allowing&#13;
the player to take advantage of greater squad control. The campaign story takes&#13;
place in 2020, six years after the events of Battlefield 3. China is on the brink of war,&#13;
as Admiral Chang plans to overthrow Chinas current government, and Russia is in&#13;
support of going to war against the United States with China. You play as Daniel&#13;
"Reck" Recker, a member of the United States Special Operations squad known as&#13;
"Tombstone." Your squad mates include Dunn, Irish, and Pac. Tombstone squad&#13;
teams up with CIA operative Kovic and Chinese Secret Service agent Hannah in a&#13;
shaky cross-cultural alliance to stop Admiral Chang.&#13;
The Battlefield 4 multiplayer mode introduces a new game mechanics: Levolution.&#13;
Levolution expands the dynamics of destructibility on a massive scale to&#13;
include whole buildings and even the very composition of a map. Players will be&#13;
awestruck when a skyscraper comes crashing down during the Siege of Shanghai&#13;
map, or when a broken levy turns the streets into waterways in the Floodzone map.&#13;
In fact, every multiplayer map features some form of destruction that alters the&#13;
battlefield causing players and teams to shift tactics to keep up with a changing&#13;
battleground. The beloved multiplayer mechanic, Commander Mode, also makes a&#13;
return in this iteration. This role functions as a global support class which, if used&#13;
properly can turn the tide of battle. The Commander is presented with a tactical&#13;
map of the battlefield which displays the game objectives and the position of his&#13;
team's soldiers. Commanders can then issue orders to select squads to attack or&#13;
defend specific points. As players on the ground comply with his orders, the Commander&#13;
unlocks various new abilities that further aid the whole team. UAVs for&#13;
reconnaissance, an AC-130 gunship for suppression fire, and cruise missile strikes&#13;
are just some of the perks that a Commander can unleash on the battlefield. ComPhoto&#13;
courtesy of EA.com&#13;
mander Mode adds an additional tactical layer to the game and encourages much&#13;
greater teamwork.&#13;
Another unique feature of the Battlefield series is the Battlelog. Battlelog is an online&#13;
social networking system specifically for Battlefield that allows players to interact&#13;
with the game on any computer, tablet, or smartphone. Players can customize weapon&#13;
load outs, check their friend lists, stats, and change their player profiles anywhere they&#13;
want. Battlelog allows players to take the experience of the game with them wherever&#13;
they are.&#13;
Despite its many innovations, Battlefield 4 received significant criticism, particularly&#13;
from PC gamers. Almost immediately after launch, the PC version of the game was&#13;
plagued by infuriating server crashes, game freezes and a wide variety of other glitches&#13;
that rendered it nearly unplayable for several days. EA continues to work towards&#13;
addressing these technical issues and have assured gamers that the problems will be&#13;
resolved in a timely manner. Other than the technical problems, long time Battlefield&#13;
fans took notice of the absence of the Platoons feature from Battlelog. Platoons were&#13;
a organizational system, first introduced in Battlefield 3, that allowed players to form&#13;
gaming communities to facilitate easier group play. EA has announced that it will be&#13;
implementing a revised Platoon system in 2014.&#13;
As expected, EAs Battlefield 4 has kick started the holiday gaming season with a&#13;
bang. Bringing a host of new weapons, vehicles, and game modes to the table, Battlefield&#13;
4 again sets the bar high for next-gen games. With its solid mix of classic Battlefield-style&#13;
combat mixed with unique gameplay innovations, Battlefield 4 offers something&#13;
new for long time veterans of the series and first time players alike.&#13;
Marvel fans can expect big things from Thor 2: The Dark World&#13;
Guest Writer DM Haight&#13;
Dmhuniversal@gmail.com&#13;
Gods. Men. When their worlds collide nothing&#13;
overtly good can come of it. But when the threat of universal&#13;
darkness hangs over the heads of the universe,&#13;
the Asgardians go to battle to set right the wrong enacted&#13;
by much darker creatures. The first Thor was an&#13;
underwhelming venture that we all knew was merely&#13;
meant to set up The Avengers. It was blatant, it wasn't&#13;
special, and although it did make for a moderate set&#13;
up to the ultimate comic book blockbuster, it wasn't a&#13;
film many enjoyed. Thor suffered from being a piece of&#13;
a much larger whole, and not a completely connected&#13;
one. Thor 2: The Dark World is still a piece of a larger&#13;
whole, but one that has since expanded to not only a&#13;
world, but an entire universe.&#13;
Thor 2 is an outstanding expedition into the different&#13;
realms of the Marvel Universe. For a long time we've&#13;
all been hoping that the decent films coming from the&#13;
Disney/Marvel coupling would become great films. We&#13;
waited and watched as Iron Man, Captain America, and&#13;
Hulk all tried to be great. They succeeded when all of&#13;
those narratives finally smashed together in the Joss&#13;
Whedon Avengers. Thor 2 is now proving that those&#13;
films can be great as stand-alone entities. There's a formula&#13;
that seems to be getting stronger with every dip&#13;
back into the Marvel Universe. With incredible action&#13;
sequences and a fantastic score by Brian Tyler, the drama&#13;
of Asgard and its hero, Thor, is brought to audiences&#13;
in one of the cleanest, well-executed comic book films&#13;
we've ever seen. Finally the worlds are falling into place&#13;
(literally), and the Dark Elves, with their sinister plots,&#13;
are helping to build up the legend of Thor as the hero,&#13;
and not the god.&#13;
Asgard, the home of the gods, is under siege by the&#13;
Dark Elves who seek to use an ancient weapon, the&#13;
Aether, to bring about an eternal darkness that will leave&#13;
Photo courtesy of hdwallpapers.in&#13;
them in the seat of godly power. Thor's old squeeze&#13;
back on Earth, Dr. Jane Foster, played by Natalie Portman,&#13;
is finding odd gravitational anomalies in London.&#13;
She ends up getting into a lot of trouble, Thor comes&#13;
to save the day, yadayadayada. But what is so striking&#13;
about this scenario is that it is somewhat original. For&#13;
once we see the hero against the ropes with very little&#13;
hope of survival. His home is destroyed, his family is&#13;
ripped apart at the seams and left decimated, and the&#13;
hopes of being king of Asgard have finally been dashed&#13;
by a reality that Thor knew was coming, but couldn't&#13;
yet admit. It's an interesting play on Marvel's part, and&#13;
I couldn't say I didn't like it.&#13;
Chris Hemsworth seems more grizzled, more gruff,&#13;
and more godly than he did in the first venture of this&#13;
particular side of the Marvel Franchise. He seems more&#13;
grounded, less child-like, and desperate. It's an addition&#13;
of certain qualities that slowly strip away the otherness&#13;
of Thor and make him into a man we can identify with,&#13;
sympathize with, and in some cases even empathize&#13;
with. Hemsworth is becoming an actor whose presence&#13;
onscreen is engaging and thought-provoking.&#13;
Many will not agree with this, but the interpretation&#13;
of Thor in The Dark World, although a new theme in&#13;
the recent Marvel films, is still an interpretation that&#13;
lends more to the character than detracts. We're seeing&#13;
a character who is love-sick, but one who understands&#13;
that duty comes first. He's become so divided from his&#13;
brother Loki, played by Tom Hiddleston, that the two&#13;
now represent the opposite ends of leadership capability.&#13;
Loki will sacrifice anything to sit on the throne&#13;
of power, but Thor will only give up so much. In this&#13;
respect we are starting to understand that a power shift&#13;
is indeed occurring in the Marvel realm, where up is&#13;
down, heroes are mere men, and power is meaningless&#13;
to those who already have it. It is a far different message&#13;
than what we've seen in other comic franchises,&#13;
and it's damn refreshing.&#13;
The worlds are just so clean and filthy. Slowly but&#13;
surely the universe is being mapped out and realized&#13;
on the screen. Asgard is beautiful, the Aether is intriguing,&#13;
the art design is top notch, and it all works&#13;
really well with the work done by Christopher Eccleston,&#13;
playing Malekith, who is plain outstanding.&#13;
The main grievances from audiences and fans of the&#13;
actor will come from the fact that you can't tell that&#13;
it's him under that fantastic makeup. His voice is altered,&#13;
his presence is eerie, and he is engrained in the&#13;
character. His work as a villain is something that gets&#13;
buried under all the Whovian love for the actor's portrayal&#13;
of the Doctor. But he's moved on since his days&#13;
in the Tardis. Eccleston is a catch. He's one of the few&#13;
villains I've liked from Marvel thus far, and he's a nice&#13;
mix up from the evil geniuses we've been stuck with&#13;
in the other Marvel films (Avengers and Thor aside).&#13;
He cruises through Asgard, destroying buildings and&#13;
throne rooms, being an evil doer we can all get behind.&#13;
He's a nice opposite to Loki, who seems to be the&#13;
pseudo-villain in anything involving Thor. Loki is an&#13;
anti-hero by default in this sequel, but only time will&#13;
tell if he ends up being a full-fledged arch-nemesis of&#13;
Thor in the films to come. It's hard to say if he could&#13;
top Eccleston's performance, but if anyone can, it's the&#13;
internets villainous darling. Maybe in a third sequel?&#13;
One can only hope. &#13;
November 27,2013&#13;
The Ranger News&#13;
Weekly Horoscopes - See what the stars have in store for you/&#13;
Sagittarius (November 22-December 21): Does it feel like&#13;
you're missing something, Sagittarius? Oh, right! It's yo ur&#13;
birthday. Keep in mind that no one will remember because&#13;
you're competing with two major holidays. Should've been&#13;
a March baby.&#13;
Capricorn (December 22-January 19): You n eed to stop&#13;
playing your new PS4, addicted Capricorn. It's turning you&#13;
into something you're not. Put down the controller and&#13;
stop yelling "YAR MATEY." Black Hag can't save you from&#13;
your angry roommates.&#13;
Aquarius (January 20-February 18): Homemade eggnog&#13;
probably wasn't your brightest idea, dear Aquarius. Rocky&#13;
can get away with drinking raw eggs because he's Rocky.&#13;
What's your excuse?&#13;
Pisces (February 19-March 20): Yes, Thanksgiving is right&#13;
around the corner, but keep in mind The Hunger Games is&#13;
only a movie. You d on't actually have to beat your uncle&#13;
over the head with a handmade sword to get a slice of pecan&#13;
pie.&#13;
Aries (March 21-April 19): Finals stressing you out, Aries?&#13;
Don't worry, this anxiety will be tempered when you and&#13;
your fellow classmates bring a bottle of booze to history&#13;
class so that you can take shots every time your professor&#13;
mentions Napoleon.&#13;
Taurus (April 20-May 20): We all know you're not the best&#13;
when it comes to your finances, Taurus. That will all change&#13;
when you decide to make a wise investment in scratch-off&#13;
lottery tickets.&#13;
K&#13;
T&#13;
Gemini (May 21 - June 20): This week you'll focus on boosting&#13;
your portfolio for your post-graduation job search by&#13;
removing "School of Hard Knocks" and "Hogwarts School&#13;
of Witchcraft and Wizardry" from the previous education&#13;
section of your resume.&#13;
Cancer (June 21-July 22): Don't let your boss get to you,&#13;
Cancer. Hurling yourself into a giant pyramid of supersized&#13;
soft-drink cups in the back of that McDonald's you work&#13;
for was really just you expressing your creative side.&#13;
Leo (July 23-August 22): Thanksgiving is a time for rowdy&#13;
and uncomfortable political debates with family members&#13;
who annoy you. Just remember this, Leo: don't do anything&#13;
Rob Ford wouldn't do in one of his drunken stupors.&#13;
Virgo (August 23-September 22): Feeling a little sad and&#13;
nostalgic about graduating from Parkside this semester,&#13;
Virgo? Well, shoot for the stars and dream big. Oh, and&#13;
also, don't forget that I like my lattes with two shots of&#13;
espresso and extra foam, because I'll be seeing you soon at&#13;
the local Starbucks!&#13;
Libra (September 23-October 22): The stars are aligning&#13;
this week, sweet Libra, and they're telling you to stop being&#13;
a Scrooge. Christmas is fun! So what if we haven't even had&#13;
Thanksgiving yet. Tis the season to blast Christmas music&#13;
on the radio and celebrate the emptiness that is your bank&#13;
account.&#13;
Scorpio (October 23-November 21): Hopefully you had&#13;
a great birthday, because no one is going to treat you that&#13;
nicely again for a year now. At least it was fun while it lasted!&#13;
I&#13;
m,&#13;
Dear Doctor Jimmy, Advice for all your questions and concerns!&#13;
For this current edition of everyone's favorite advice column, I was forced to make a&#13;
somewhat hard decision. You see, my goal is to help the individuals that reach out to me&#13;
either through the Facebook page or through e-mails, but there seems to be a bigger issue&#13;
at foot that I cannot help but give my attention to. I feel it is time to bring attention to&#13;
the modern dating phenomenon that I thought we were over, but are unfortunately still&#13;
stuck on. The reason I feel this topic must be addressed is twofold. Recently, a very interesting&#13;
blog written by a Mackenzie Newcomb came to my attention which talks openly&#13;
about slut-shaming". Also, I could not avoid hearing a conversation recently in the halls&#13;
of Parkside about a certain girl who is "together with a guy, but not together with him,"&#13;
which after much unneeded explanation of what that really means, she finally just came&#13;
out with it and said, Yeah we hook up but we're not putting a title on it, you know?"&#13;
First off, I would like to recommend that you check out the Newcomb blog on the&#13;
Dear Doctor Jimmy page on Facebook. The basics of it, however, are that Ms. Newcomb&#13;
writes a public letter to a man she recently had a one night stand with. She is upset with&#13;
him because he either didn't call, or really only wanted the one night stand. She doesn't&#13;
make it clear. Then she rants on about how the only girls that can be taken home to mom&#13;
are a size zero, and she's sick of being labeled a slut and being shamed for it when it was&#13;
just the thing to do in high school to be popular. Now, Ms. Newcomb met this unnamed&#13;
mister at a night club, and then proceeded to go home and have sex with him That was&#13;
that.&#13;
My advice to Ms. Newcomb, and all of you out there that struggle with the one night&#13;
stand debacle, is to stop lying to yourselves and come to grips with reality. The one&#13;
night stand is not a one-sided coin. It does, indeed, take two to tango. You cannot be&#13;
upset with a person who doesn't want to deal with you anymore after a one night stand&#13;
because after all, you both did it. If your intentions were different, for instance getting&#13;
something long term out of it, sex usually isn't the best thing to do right when you get&#13;
home from the club, especially when you admittedly can't even remember if you told&#13;
him your last name. You need to get a grip on your emotions and realize that he is not&#13;
to blame but you are for making assumptions. Look what happens when you make assumptions.&#13;
Now, if a one night stand is what you're looking for, fine, have ftin. You don't&#13;
even have to tell them your name if you don't want to. But if or when someone calls you&#13;
a slut, make sure you're ready with a proper come back, possibly like, "Don't be mad at&#13;
me because I'm an empowered woman and your only shot is with someone with beer&#13;
goggles so strong they can't walk straight," or something along those lines. After all, if&#13;
someone calls me stupid, I don't get moody and write a six-page long blog post blaming&#13;
them and crying about it. I say, "No I'm not, I'm a doctor, so I couldn't possibly be&#13;
stupid!"&#13;
So, as for you Miss We're Together but We're not Together but We Hang Out all the&#13;
Time, my advice to you is this: call it what it is. Don't be afraid of what others think, because&#13;
"slut-shaming" is just something weak and jealous people do to bring themselves&#13;
up from whatever miserable ditch they may be in. When it comes to sex and partners&#13;
and all that fun jazz, if a man can be a stud, then you, ladies, can be goddesses, just as&#13;
long as you don't let anyone, including yourselves, bring you down.&#13;
Dear Doctor Jimmy,&#13;
I have a friend whose negativity is beginning to wear on me. We've&#13;
been friends for a long time, but I don't remember him ever being&#13;
this negative before. It really brings everyone down. The cynicism, the&#13;
sarcasm, it s just draining for someone like myself who is a generally&#13;
positive person. I worry that we're just growing apart as friends, and&#13;
that talking to him about it may fix it in the short term, but will ultimately&#13;
delay the inevitable truth: we're just not meant to stay friends&#13;
forever. How should I approach this?&#13;
-Positive Peter&#13;
Dear Positive Peter,&#13;
It seems like you may have already made up your mind on how this&#13;
is going to go with your negative Ned of a friend. Sometimes in life we&#13;
know the answers to certain questions we've been asking ourselves, yet&#13;
we still feel the need to have those answers affirmed by others in an attempt&#13;
to make sure we're not wrong. While mistakes are a great way to&#13;
learn, it never hurts to get a little affirmation. As a youth I went through&#13;
a bit of a rebellious stage. During that time my father sat me down and&#13;
said to me,&#13;
"Son, family is going to be your only constant in life. Friends come and&#13;
go, and even the friends you've had for years may one day not be there.&#13;
Remember that."&#13;
I believe what he was trying to say was that as we grow and move on&#13;
to bigger and better things in life, the friends we've had may not be ready&#13;
to make that leap with us. You can approach this situation in a few ways.&#13;
One, and the most effective, would be to tell your friend the truth that&#13;
his pessimism is bringing you down and you can't handle it anymore,&#13;
and you're going to have to keep your distance until he changes. This&#13;
way may be made easier over a beer or a stiff drink. You could also take&#13;
the subtle approach of young people that don't know any better and just&#13;
stop responding to phone calls and other forms of communication from&#13;
him, but this is not recommended. It's possible that, in time, he will come&#13;
around and his frown will turn upside down, and once again be tolerable&#13;
to be around. If this doesn't happen, however, than you are doing&#13;
yourself a service by cutting ties with him. Misery loves company, and&#13;
too much exposure to negative attitudes can be contagious. Tread carefully,&#13;
my friend, and keep in mind that friends are great to have, but some&#13;
things just can't last forever.&#13;
-Doctor Jimmy&#13;
Any students with problems seeking advice or answers can find Doctor&#13;
Jimmy's page on Facebook at facebook.com/askdrjimmy. &#13;
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford and White House pardoned&#13;
Thanksgiving turkey cause riot in government&#13;
Jimmy Gibbs&#13;
gibbsO 14 @ uwp .edu&#13;
Just when things seemed like&#13;
they couldn't get any worse for the&#13;
American government, Thanksgiving&#13;
decided to peek its head around&#13;
the corner and get every politicians'&#13;
undies in a big bunch. The Tea Party&#13;
republicans have been butting heads&#13;
with President Obama recently over&#13;
some newly leaked information. Every&#13;
year for Thanksgiving the President&#13;
of the United States of America&#13;
ceremoniously gives a full pardon to&#13;
a lucky turkey. That turkey then goes&#13;
on to live out its life in a selected petting&#13;
zoo instead of ending up on a&#13;
dinner platter. Earlier in the month,&#13;
information surfaced regarding the&#13;
rumored turkey that would be receiving&#13;
this year's ceremonial pardon, and&#13;
it wasn't good.&#13;
Through yet another leak from the&#13;
National Security Agency, it has been&#13;
discovered that Germany was not the&#13;
only foreign country they were spying&#13;
on. Apparently Canada was on their&#13;
list of countries to spy on, as well.&#13;
Through their undisclosed leak, it has&#13;
been reported that Rob Ford wasn't&#13;
the only one enjoying some occasional&#13;
crack while in office as Mayor&#13;
of Toronto. The NSA leaked report&#13;
claims that Rob Ford was doing crack&#13;
along with the rumored turkey that&#13;
was to receive a full pardon this year&#13;
Photos courtesy of NY Daily News and National Journal.&#13;
from President Obama.&#13;
When Mayor Rob Ford was questioned&#13;
regarding his crack use with&#13;
the turkey he said, "Everyone knows&#13;
I did crack, so what? The bigger question&#13;
here is why is the NSA spying on&#13;
me and Canada?"&#13;
NSA director General Keith B. Alexander&#13;
replied to Fords remarks by&#13;
saying, "The NSA does not spy on&#13;
people. We simply listen so that when&#13;
people come to us for help, we know&#13;
best how to help them, having listened&#13;
to their problems for so long. In Rob&#13;
Ford's case, we listened in because we&#13;
believed he was harboring terrorists&#13;
with intentions of poisoning all of&#13;
America's turkey supply with crack,&#13;
thus turning the eating of turkey on&#13;
Thanksgiving Day into a giant, nationwide&#13;
chemical attack. We believe&#13;
he was planning this in order to take&#13;
control of America by force and keep&#13;
us all under his command by making&#13;
us crack addicts."&#13;
The Tea Party then began to complain&#13;
that Obama was no longer trying&#13;
to run this country efficiently, but&#13;
instead making deals with Rob Ford&#13;
to give him America willingly in return&#13;
for untainted turkey. The Tea&#13;
Party is now saying they will orchestrate&#13;
another government shutdown&#13;
unless Obama not only kills the rumored&#13;
turkey on the nations capitol,&#13;
but also declares turkey eating illegal&#13;
since they now believe all turkeys to&#13;
be coated in a fine layer of Rob Ford&#13;
quality crack.&#13;
Obama had to say this, regarding&#13;
these allegations: "Uh, crack is whack.&#13;
I've always stood by this belief and it's&#13;
something I've always tried to instill&#13;
in my daughters. These allegations are&#13;
simply not accurate. Another government&#13;
shutdown will hurt the American&#13;
people and ruin their trust in us&#13;
as a governing body. Plus, how the&#13;
hell are we going to make Michelle's&#13;
famous stuffing without Turkey for&#13;
Thanksgiving?"&#13;
Black Friday: some metaphorical food for thought&#13;
Doria DeBartolo&#13;
debar004@ uwp .edu&#13;
With Thanksgiving just a day away many of us are looking forward to a very&#13;
fortunate feast to share with close friends and family. This is a feast not only for&#13;
our taste buds, but for the eyes and the soul. We can look forward to a seemingly&#13;
endless array of warm home cooked dishes smothering our tables and&#13;
crowding our plates. The aroma will permeate each room in our homes as it&#13;
slowly fills with family and friends who will join us in enjoying this beautiful&#13;
meal. What greater gift is there to be thankful for than food and love?&#13;
After going around the table to articulate what we are each so thankful for&#13;
in life, we will proceed to eat ourselves into an inevitable food coma. This will&#13;
mark the end of our expression of gratitude and the beginning of our celebration&#13;
of greed. Tables will be quickly cleared. Houses will empty. The rush begins.&#13;
&#13;
This year, Gurnee Mills mall in Illinois will be opening their doors to Black&#13;
Friday shoppers at 6:00PM on Thanksgiving Day. The Premium Outlet mall in&#13;
Pleasant Prairie has followed in suit and will be opening at 9:00PM on the same&#13;
day. The curse of Black Friday has bled into our day of giving thanks. Not only&#13;
will people be abandoning their families to shop, but retail employees will be&#13;
forced to leave their families to work their often times mandatory shifts through&#13;
"midnight madness" - trying their best not to fall asleep or pass out. This Friday&#13;
marks the first official day of the holiday festivities and just another day on our&#13;
endless quest to satisfy our souls with material things.&#13;
As we trample over our neighbors to get to the last discounted iPad or PS4,&#13;
let's try to remember the growing number of less fortunate people who can only&#13;
dream of participating in this quite dreadful tradition, who have no Thanksgiving&#13;
meal to enjoy, and worst of all no family to share it with. This being said, I urge&#13;
you to reconsider your compulsion to join the masses in a most wretched celebration&#13;
of materialism, and rather take a trip to your local soup kitchen or church to&#13;
serve a warm meal to someone who can thank you for it. Let's train our minds&#13;
this year to see the good in what we have in front us rather than crave "the good"&#13;
we tend to see in things that are out of reach. </text>
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