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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document May 8, 2013 www.trnonline.org I News since 1972 _ _ News University of Wisconsin Parkside's Student Newspaper The Ranger News is written and edited by students of the University of Wisconsin Parkside and they are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Parkside Asian Organization fashion show features global style James Burns burns029@uwp.edu Parkside Asian Organization hosted an Asian-themed fashion show and silent auction titled SASS-IT-UP: Fashion Show Extravaganza and Silent Auction, to benefit The Women's and Children's Horizons Inc, April 26, 2013. Listed on the PAO Campus Connect webpage as, "[those] whose mission [it] is to provide help to domestic and sexual violence victims," it opened at 6 p.m. in the Den at the Student Center and ran until sometime after 9 p.m. There was a lot of activity as Master of Ceremonies, senior Ricardo Wynn, presided over the event. The evening featured clothing from various countries that represented a diverse segment of Asian culture. There was everything from traditional Pakistani formal dress to Hindu wedding attire, as well as colorful and complicated looks from such places as Indonesia, China, Japan and even Hawaii. This international collection reflected the varied assortment of clothing designs that exist across cultures in Asia. It truly took audiences on a journey through the region, using some of its more famous and very exotic attire. Parkside's own music club, The Beat, performed live sets during the fashion show and at the end of the night after the silent auction had concluded, drawing crowds to dance in front of the stage. Students in attendance, along with members of Parkside Asian Organization, joined in the playful chaos of The Beat's final few numbers. Their musical covers and self-produced material brought a raw, soulful sound to the festivities. The mood throughout the evening was of suppressed excitement. With the applause after each model stepped down the runway, the energy that came off of the crowd as each outfit was shown off felt as if it were reserved for a much larger venue. Clearly, the elaborate, decorative and traditional dress drew more interest than some of the more modern adaptations. When it came to clear winners, China, Indonesia, Hmong and the Philippines stood out as the obvious contenders for crowd favorites. The only bad thing about the whole affair was that for three hours PAO crammed so much content into that time window, and still made it seem like the shortest fashion show on earth. It was as if the audience wanted more, something extra. P.A.O has proven to be run by masters, as the group's fashion show turned out to be a big hit. Take notice, Parkside, P.A.O. has style! PAO will also be hosting an "Asian Heritage Month "Behind the Flames" Banquet" on Thursday, May 9th from 6:00PM-9:00PM in the Student Center Oak Photos by: Ray Pajarillo Room. It's sure to be an awesome time! Final Stretch activity "Last Lecture" was powerful and moving Dr. Siegfried Christoph does not disappoint Jimmy Gibbs gibbsO 14@ uwp .edu On April 24 the Student Activities department hosted the Last Lecture in the cinema on the Parkside campus. The event was part of the Final Stretch activities that have been going on around campus in celebration of the final weeks of the school year being upon us. For the Last Lecture, they had a contest among the faculty to see who would be giving the last lecture. The contest required faculty members to think of what they would say if they had to give their final speech, their final words regarding having taught at Parkside. The submissions were then judged and one person was selected to give the honorary last lecture. The event itself was intended to inspire both fellow faculty members and students in the form of a fictitious last lecture. The winner of the competition and the speaker of the last lecture was Dr. Siegfried Christoph, professor of German here at Parkside. His lecture dealt with his last 33 years of teaching experience at UW-Parkside, what he's learned, some of the realizations he's had and the never-ending learning that takes place as an educator. Dr. Christoph began his lecture by commenting on how he finally finished graduate school, got his PhD in the mail and then was considered one of the most highly educated people in the field of his PhD studies, or so he thought. He then went on to speak about teaching and the spreading of knowledge that he acquired. He asked, "Are we really ready for what we are about to get into?" He went on to say that the answer to that question would be no. Dr. Christoph also spoke about his growing relationships with his students over the years. At times, (some of us may even be guilty of it ourselves), he gets tough in order to deal with students, but even with the not so tough to deal with students, he has been asked questions that he was not prepared for. He said, "I have found a bigger respect for questions than their answers." He elaborated by saying that the questions we ask of our teachers and of each other lead to more questions, guiding us to a better understanding of what things are all about. He also went on to say that "If we ask the questions about what makes a good education, a student can get just as good an education at Parkside as at Harvard." The Last Lecture was an interesting event, and did what it had set out to do. There is something inspiring about listening to the thoughts and reflections of an educator that has been with the same school for almost 33 years. Dr. Christoph himself even mentioned how this is becoming a rarity, not only in the teaching industry, but in all working industries. With his mock last lecture, Dr. Siegfried Christoph showed that by asking the right questions, and having high expectations of ourselves and our teachers, we can achieve a great education, even one comparable to a Harvard education, as he pointed out. The Ranger News May 8,2013 ^ The Ranqe r "9 News l)niveisil\ ol VV iscopsin. 1'ark'sitle Student News paper 900 Wood Road Kenosha, WI 53141 Phone: (262) 595-2287 Fax: (262) 595-2295 E-mail: rangernews@uwp.edu Editor in Chief: Executive Editor: Maggie Lawler lawle020@uwp .edu Hailey Foglio fogli001@uwp.edu Lead Photographer: Carl Rollmann rollmOO 1 @ uwp .edu Staff Reporters: Copy Editors: Photographers: Cartoonists: Designers: James Burns burns029@uwp .edu Tyler Comstock comst004@uwp.edu Jimmy Gibbs gibbsO 14@uwp .edu Sarah Savage savagO 16@ uwp .edu Maria DiMauro dimauOO 1 @ uwp .edu David Haight haigh003@uwp.edu Libby Chernouski chern012@uwp.edu Katlynne Davis davis086@uwp.edu Michael Jensen jense089@uwp.edu Carl Rollmann rollmOO 1 @ uwp .edu Raymone Pajarillo pajar001@uwp.edu Walter Trush trush002@uwp.edu Jim Neu neu00011@uwp.edu Maggie Lawler lawle020@ uwp .edu Maria DiMauro dimauOO 1 @ uwp .edu MISSION STATEMENT: THE RANGER NE WS STRIVES TO INFORM, EDUCATE, AN D EN GAGE T HE UW-PAR KSIDE COM ­ munity BY PUBLISHING WELL-WRITTEN, ACCURATE STUDENT JOURNALISM ON A B I-WEEKLY BASIS, AS WELL AS ONLINE. The Ranger News meetings are every Friday at noon in MOLN 107. All students and faculty of UW-Parkside are welcome to attend. Have any comments, concerns, questions, or story ideas? Please e-mail us at: rangernews@ uwp.edu. Like to meet with us? We are located in the Student Center in room L101A. Letter from the editor Well guys, we did it! Here's to another semester that's come and gone. Unfortunately, I'm going to be a junior in the fall, so you're stuck with me for another few years. Everyone that's graduating, congratulations, you re awesome! I'd like to give a special thanks to two of my favorite graduating seniors. Tim Lawler (of no relation) and Hailey Foglio, my executive editor. You guys rule, and Parkside isn't going to be the same without your smiling (sometimes aggressive, Hailey) faces in the hallway. You're both going to go on to do spectacular things. Just don't forget about us little people when you break into the big time. I hope you all have a killer summer. 2013 is going to be the best one yet! Actually that's probably not true, because most of you will be looking for jobs and paying bills (glass half full kinda girl, am I right?) but for those of you with less stress, tear it up for all of us. Rangers, I just want to thank you again for picking up the paper all semesterri" can't wait to make even more improvements for the fall semester. Until we meet again, go live life to the fullest. Bonfires, pool parties, concerts, you worked hard, you deserve it. Stay beautiful. Wednesday May 8 Art Exhibition: Life on Lake Michigan 12:00PM~6:00PM E.H. Mathis Gallery Noon Concert: UW-Parkside Student Ensembles 12:00PM-1:00PM Bedford Hall, Rita Art Exhibition: 23rd Parkside National Small Print Exhibition 12:00PM-6:00PM Fine Arts Gallery Senior Exhibition, Part 2 12:00PM-6:00PM Foundation Gallery Science Night 7:00PM-8:00PM Greenquist 103 Thursday May 9 Art Exhibition: 23rd Parkside National Small Print Exhibition 12:00PM-6:00PM Fine Arts Gallery Senior Exhibition, Part 2 12:00PM-6:00PM Foundation Gallery Art Exhibition: Life on Lake Michigan 12:00PM-6:00PM E.H. Mathis Gallery Asian Heritage Month "Behind the Flames" PAO Banquet 6:00PM-9:00PM Student Center Oak Room Concert: UW-Parkside Jazz Ensemble 7:30PM-9:00PM Bedford Concert Hall, Rita Parkside Theatre Presents "Twelfth Night" 7:30PM-9:30PM Main Stage Theatre, Rita Mini Course: Mixed Martial Arts Training 6:00PM-7:30PM Tallent 281 Mini Course: Drawing from Nature 6:00PM-8:30PM Orchard Room Friday May 10 Parkside Theatre Presents "Twelfth Night" 10:00 AM-12:00PM Main Stage Theatre, Rita Parkside Theatre Presents 'Twelfth Night" 7:30PM-9:30PM Main Stage Theatre, Rita Saturday May 11 Art Exhibition: Life on Lake Michigan 12:00PM-4:00PM E.H. Mathis Gallery Art Exhibition: 23rd Parkside National Small Print Exhibition 12:00PM-6:00PM Fine Arts Gallery Senior Exhibition, Part 2 12:00PM-6:00PM Foundation Gallery Send us your press releases, news tips, and opinions! Email us at: rangernews@uwp.edu May 8,2013 The Ranger News 3 Parkside Alumni share their words of wisdom for the graduating class of 2013 Life after graduation can be a scary time at first. Looking for that first job with your new degree, uncertain if you'll even be able to find one in these times. My advice is just to apply, apply, apply. Most likely you wont get your dream job right out of school, so look for openings that are related to your major(s) and apply to those as well. Don't be afraid to send your resume and info to places that don't have listed job openings. The job I got out of college as a graphic designer was at a place that had no listed openings. I sent my information to the design firm and got called for an interview a few weeks later. Remember the worst thing they can do is say "no" so apply wherever you can! - Zak Eden, Class of 2012 1. Burning bridges is almost never worth it. Unless it's with someone whose favorite book is Mein Kampf or something. Gr there are zombies on the other end of the bridge. Feel free to burn that bridge. 2. Meet as many people as you can, and make sure they know what you do for a living, or what you're trying to do for a living. Even if you're not doing if at that moment, make sure people know that's your goal. That's how connections happen and help later on. 3. Put in the work, and realize that even your "dream job" requires lots of work and sacrifice—probably more because it's a lofty goal. They don't call them dream jobs because they're real common and accessible. 4. Most importantly, become friends with bartenders because you'll get lots of free drinks (still tip well, though). - Andy McDonald, Glass of 2006 Well, I'd say remember that once all the tests and grades are gone it is stil important to keep learning and have skills. Embrace change. Life is change. Graduating is a huge life changing event. Expect to fall down a few times. Things are going to get screwed up. College trains us to think critically and adapt. Remember that, it will serve you well. - Adam Spivey, Class of 2011 First thing is first, when you are ready to apply for a "real job," treat your social media profiles like part of your resume. Assume the hiring manager can see all of your online content, ask yourself, would you hire you? Being able to do five beer bongs in a night might be awesome to your friends, but it isn't likely a skill that will be valued in the work world. The best piece of advice I've gotten with regard to the job search is to acknowledge your greatest weakness--in your case, it will likely be experience. You've never done the job before. Likely though, you have college experiences to highlight your ability to learn, so when you acknowledge your lack of experience, also highlight your adaptability, eagerness to learn the position their way and a lack of bad habits because you are new to the position. Finally, when you do land that job, my number one piece of advice, and it took me several years to learn this, is that average employees pass problems around all day over email. Problem solvers get on the phone and find a solution. Be a problem solver and learn to love the phone. - Nicholas Honeck, Class of 2005 I started my UW-Parkside experience in the fall semester of 2006. As many college going students I had no clue what would be in-store for me en route to my future away from homework, midterms, thesis papers, group projects, and diabolical finals. My career in college came to a close this time last year. I graduated as an English major with a certificate in Sports Management. My aspirations were to work in professional sports and I was fully prepared for a career that is highly difficult to enter. These days this can be applied to so many career fields. However, the same way to start those careers are the same. As a college graduate the ability to apply yourself is key. It's important to extend your freshly christened "college graduate" resume to as many places as possible. You never know who will step up and call back, but you can guarantee you won t get called back if you don't try extending yourself. Another asset to have in the college graduate arsenal is optimism. Sure your resume will be shot down sometimes. Sure it might look difficult to get started sometimes. Yet, you are a college graduate with a wealth to offer the field you hope to enter. Starting small can lead to something big. Never doubt what you will be able to accomplish, Mr. or Ms. Parkside graduate! If you don't believe in yourself no one will. Back to my difficult career to crack into. I previously held a big time leadership role with The Ranger News. I handled the sports beat. I had expectations to be a journalist. Of the many places I applied to I ended up getting a call from the Milwaukee Admirals about a Public Relations and Communications internship. It was something very different from what I expected out of my career, but an offer too good to pass by. This proved to be yet another example of optimism post-graduation. In the same way I flipped from being an Art major to an English major this internship with the Admirals has proved to change my personal career outlook. I feel much more comfortable and happy working public relations than I did whilst working my trade in the field of journalism. You never know what to expect from your new future out of college but always keep your mind open if an opportunity presents itself. You might just find yourself in love with a new profession! So Mr and Ms. Parkside graduate, fear not about your near futures! Remember that this time in your life is exactly what all those homework assignments, midterms, thesis papers, group projects, and diabolical finals were all preparing you for. This isn't a time to fear, stress, or panic. This is the perfect time to rejoice and tell the world, "Here 1 come." Danid Lavender> Qass 0f 2012 The Ranger News May 8,2013 H ^ntertainmen J vv Telltale Games' The Walking Dead worthy of high praise Tyler Comstock comst004@uwp.edu The critically acclaimed and award-winning The Walking Dead is a game that's outcome fully depends on what dialogue options and heart wrenching choices your character makes along the way. It follows the story of an ex-convict named Lee who is on his way to prison when the outbreak happens. When his car crashes, he finds himself a survivor in a place where the dead have risen and are hungry for living flesh. He meets a young girl early on named Clementine and takes on the task of trying to help keep her alive and to heip her find her parents. Ihey meet friends and foes along the way, some stay loyal and some move on, but Lee and Clem always are looking out for each other. The game is conventionally different from most other games that come out nowadays. Most of the time there is a complicated combat system that involves lots of button mashing, and that combat is lined with a story to complement it. The Walking Dead takes a different approach, which takes an immersive storyline, adds in quick time events, dialogue choices, and small spurts of actual shooting mechanics. Essentially the game is a point-andclick, choose your own adventure game where the choices you make along the way create the story and ending specific to the way you have chosen to play. This gameplay helps to get casual gamers or first-time gamers immersed into gaming while still providing hardcore gamers with an amazing experience. It could easily be the gateway drug to gaming. The art style and graphics are much more sketched and simple compared to something like Halo or Call of Duty's realism. It really complements a game thats world and core is based off of a comic book series. 'Ihe writing and voice acting is what really stands above all other games that have come out this year. The choices and situations that Telltale Games forces you into really make you think about the well being of your group. Do you kill the guy that has helped you and Clem or the girl that can hold her own with a gun? Do you help someone that is psychologically breaking down, or do you off him or her for the good of the group? All of the choices are hard because of how greatly the characters are fleshed out and how much you get to know about them along the way. I, personally, have never gone through a whirlwind of emotions quite like this with a video game. Each choice has a consequence and you need to make sure you are ready to live with that consequence before the choice is made. For being a game essentially on rails, its the most unpredictable to date. Its full of plot twists, Photo credit: mcdia.edge-online.com suspense, and moments you will never see coming. It's the surprise of the year in the gaming world and is quite possibly my favorite game of the 2012. At $25, there is no way any gamer shouldn't own this. Being a fan of both the comic book and the show, I cannot wait to see what's next in the world of The Walking Dead. Silver Linings Playbook is pure gold Tyler Comstock comstG04 @ uwp .edu Silver Linings Playbook is directed by David O. Russell and is about one man's life. This one man, Pat (Bradley Cooper), is fresh out of the mental institution in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. Pat is obsessed and refuses to believe that his wife left him and is now on a mission to win her back. This mission becomes interrupted when he meets a family friend's sister, Tiffany (Jennifer Lawrence). Tiffany is a mysterious and sexy woman who falls right into Pat's life at the most inopportune time. Pat refuses to let his desires get the best of him when all Tiffany wants is to be noticed by Pat. The two characters each have their own problems emotionally and mentally and the movie is really about following their evolution from insanity to normality. Silver Linings Playbook is a character piece. There isn't much of a story going on here that doesn't involved deep character development with every character in the film. Pat has an obsession with his ex-wife. His father (Robert De Niro) has a severe superstition problem with the Eagles football team. His mother is really the only normal one in the household but is emotionally affected by the family that surrounds her. Each and every actor in this movie is perfect. This is by far Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence's best performance respectively. Ihey capture the instability and obsession so well that throughout the film they have you scared, sad, happy, and questioning their motivations. Even Chris Tucker makes an appearance in the film and is hilarious. Overall, Silver Linings Playbook is the textbook example of an emotional roller coaster. ThankfhUy there is enough comedy in the movie to keep it from becoming emotionally exhausting. Every actor in the film chews up the screen when they are on It's a movie about a relationship that doesn't focus on the Nicholas Sparks cliche of a perfectly unrealistic life. Instead, it focuses on real elements and problems when two troubled human beings meet each other and ^eTof h ^ ^ ' fi,m that WU1 have laughing and in tears ° f both joy and sadness. From the director of The Fighter, I would have expected nothing less than great acting and incredible character development. A m° re* ^ UningS Playb °° k was one of biggest surprises of 2013 and is a must see if you enjoy any of the actors in the film As a relationship movie the film doesn't ever slow down and keeps you engaged the whole time. This film will not disappoint engaged tne Photo credit: blogspot.com V'i »• J JtU May 8,2013 The Ranger News Holocaust survivor visits Parkside and shares her story Jimmy Gibbs gibbsO 14@ u wp .edu On April 29 Ms. Raye David, a survivor of the Holocaust, spoke to a full auditorium of both students an non-students about her experiences during the Holocaust. When Ms. David entered the auditorium the audience saw an average looking elderly woman heading toward the podium. She was introuced by Professor Carol Vopat, who teaches a class at Parkside on the Holocaust, which was followed y applause and then silent anticipation for the story Ms. David was about to tell. On April 15th, 1945 I was liberated from the concentration camp. It was my 17th birthday, but I wouldn t even realize that it was my birthday until much later that day." Ms. David had drawn in the audience, and then proceeded to tell us of her childhood leading up to the World War II and her time during the Holocaust. She explained to us that she was born in Poland to a father who was a tailor, and a mother who ran a printing shop. She was the first, and for a time, the only grandchild; "I was pampered, but I was not spoiled, she said. Before the war her childhood was pretty normal. She went to a private Yiddish school in Poland, and in the summers her family would rent a farmhouse from a farmer who had two mute daughters. Ms. David explained that while at the farmhouse, she would play with the girls because they could communicate with sign language. They would play in the fields, spend the days picking berries and nuts.- Basically, she had had a good life, she told us. When the Nazis came into Poland, things changed drastically for them. For a time, she explained, Poland was split in half with Hitler controlling one side, and Stalin controlling the other. During the occupation and before being moved into a ghetto, life for Ms. David and the other Jewish residents of Poland became difficult. One of the degrading things that they were put through, Ms. David explained, was that they were no longer allowed to walk on the sidewalks; they were forced to walk only in the gutters. Curfews were also put into effect for the Jews, and Jewish men began getting arrested right off the street and taken away. No one knew what happened to them or where they were taken. She explained that only a month after the occupation, her father was one of the men to be arrested in the streets. About 15 years later, she went back to try and find a record of what had happened to her father. She knew he was dead, but since the Nazis kept such strict records, she wanted to know exactly what had happened to her father. The files were kept by the Lithuanian government, which provided very little help to her in her search. Ms. David explained that she had to learn Lithuanian in order to read through the records. When she found her father s name, it was number 54 out of a few hundred men that had been sent to camps. In 1941, Ms. David and her mother were sent to the ghetto. She explained that the conditions were so terrible, and it all happened so fast, that people were sent to the ghettos not knowing where other family members might be. Her mother had located her father's sister inside the ghetto. There was so much confusion that it wasn't until much later (after the war) that they found out that her uncle, a member of the Polish military, was injured in battle and sent to the ghetto instead of the prisoner of war camps. Unfortunately, he perished while living in the ghetto. For two years they lived in the ghetto in constant fear of the roundups, where the Nazis would select more Jews to be taken and put in the cattle cars. Families were torn apart during these roundups, including Ms. David's. She recalled that one time during a roundup, her four year-old cousin was taken from her mother and put on one of the cattle cars, but her mother was left behind in the ghetto. That particular train was sent to the Treblinka death camp, where her cousin was sent to the gas chambers. Ms. David told us that while her aunt survived the war, she never recovered from knowing that her four year-old daughter was sent alone to the gas chambers. Ms. David and her mother were eventually sent to the cattle cars and to the camps. Her and her mother were first sent to the concentration camps and were put in the barracks for labor. She remembers that when they first got to the barracks the other inmates talked about the showers actually being gas chambers, and after they gassed all those inside, the floor would open and drop the bodies into a pit. Upon hearing this, she and the other inmates would always check the floors of all the buildings they were put in for straight lines, thinking all the floors would open to a pit full of bodies. They feared that if they jumped or had too many people in one place, the floor would accidentally open and they would fall into the pit. One of the many fears she had while in the camps was falling, alive, into a pit of dead bodies. The work they were forced to do was also a constant fear. They would be forced to work in the freezing cold, and an SS officer would take them to a pile of bricks and make them move the pile from one side of a field to the other, saying he didn't like where they were as the reason for them having to move it. The scarce amount of food they were provided was also terrible. Ms. David mentioned that the bread they would eat would be made with flour and saw dust, and sometimes ash. Any food that they received they would eat because it would keep them alive. "Survival becomes your only thought when you always have the inkling that you will be next," she said. As the Russians continued to advance their front lines, Ms. David and her mother would be moved from camp to camp. At one camp she vividly remembers an SS officer, saying she would be able to point him out on the street if she ever saw him again. This particular guard would walk around the camp with a pistol and a stick. He would beat women with the stick, and when he saw two women walking together, he would ask them if they were related. If they were, he would take only one of them and send them to the gas chambers. The last camp she was sent to was Bergen-Belsum, one of the death camps. There the conditions were worse than ever, "a real living hell," as Ms. David referred to it. There she suffered constant vicious beatings from both the female SS guards and the female Russian inmates. She recalls sitting on a bench in the camp after a stay in the infirmary. She noticed things were different; there were no guards in the watch towers or walking around the camp as usual. Then a military truck pulled up next to her, and she just sat there "like an idiot." She wasn't sure what was happening, but knew they weren't Nazis because their uniforms were different. In fact, it was the British military coming to liberate the camp. Despite all the atrocities Ms. David witnessed and experienced, she went on to live a fulfilling life. She met her husband and had several children with him, all of whom grew up to be very successful. She also has several grandchildren and does maintain a positive outlook on life. When asked how she keeps such a positive outlook on life after everything she and her family went through, she simply said, "I don't hate. I've seen what hate does. It consumes everything about a person. So I don't hate." Inspirational words from a truly fascinating woman, Ms. Raye David. Top photo: Ms. Raye David. Photos by: Ray Pajarillo Middle and bottom photos: Two students listening intently. The Ranger News May 8, 2013 Get ahead this summer! Going home for the summer? Pick up college credits at your local UW Colleges campus: I UW-Foml du Lac tfW-Fox Valley UW-Mamtawoc UW-Marathon County UW-Marinette County mm i ' h r ' Jt 3 >:: 'Asm II I if* IPPIIP mm t • mm ©KINECRITICAL™- METROPOLIS Iffl-Parkskk Cimm myimatimm Urtivcooiu ur WISCONSIN Colleges ThcJresJiman/sophomorc UW campuses Visit uwc.edu/summerl3 for more info Coming soon to... UW-PARKSIDE BOOKSTORE and AMAZON KINDLE The Newest Edition of Parkside's very own literary arts magazine STRAYUGHT The Ranger Hews wants YOU! Featuring the work of Parkside students as well as artists around the world, Straylight Issue 7 1 hits stands later this month. Be sure to grab vour copy! y FOR MORE INFORMATION, C HECK OUT STRAYLIGHTMAG.COM Do you like writing? o Do you like photography? 12-nflnnUn ST meelil,9S 011 Frida» s a* 2J0iim m Moimaro 114 for more information! —- May 8,2013 The Ranger News Student art shows hit Parkside galleries Maria diMauro dimau001@uwp.edu With the end of the semester fast approaching, the time has come for senior art majors to show off their finest work in their very own senior shows. All graduating art majors must participate in a one credit class called Senior Seminar. This class aids in bracing students for the real world by making them prepare resumes, cover letters and artist statements It also requires that students put on a gallery show (assuming they have not already fulfilled an internship requirement). Students are put into groups of four and have all semester to prepare for their exhibitions. The theme of the gallery and the amount of pieces is entirely up to the participant, however, students are guided by art professors to make sure that their pieces successfully represent themselves as an artist. The gallery kicked off on April 22nd with a bang when Anna Frederiksen's fine art beautifully lit up the Student Center. A week later on the 29th, the first group of four consisting of Holly Bray, Lauren Kritter, Chida Thao and Michelle Sharp displayed their work in the Foundation Gallery in the Rita. Stylistically, these artists could not have been more different. Bray's fashionable sculptures and pins adorned an entire wall while Thao's adorable, manga inspired comic book pages were arranged directly across from it. Sharp's elaborate hand-drawn tarot cards and children's book pages greeted gallery goers upon entering the room. On an adjacent wall, Kritter demonstrated what Parkside graphic designers are made of and showed off her identity branding project that consisted of posters, t-shirts, business cards, books and even handmade displays for each of her pieceshand . The next group of four students presenting in the Foundatibi Gallery on May 6th through the 11th consists of the equally talented Audrey Lewis, Mallory Olsen-Willing, Katherine Wright and Ryan Zauner. Also showing on May 6th is Jennifer Thompson outside of D106 as well as Alex Linck and Alex Vadenbush, who's art will be shown in the student center. The final group will be showing May 13th through the 18th and will display the art of Colin Campbell, Elmer Golon, Ben Jarosz and Geoffrey Rossmann. The Ranger News May 8,2013 Synchronized swim team takes state by storm Maggie Lawler lawle020@uwp.edu The University of Wisconsin Parksides synchronized swim team, the Lady Water Bears, took home the gold medal at their very first state competition last weekend. Parksides finest competed against 12 other colleges and swim-danced their way to the top. One judges comment card read, "Never in my life have I seen such elegant leg kicking." Those swim caps really make them look like they have funny shaped heads," said another. Marco Polo, head coach of the Lady Water Bears, was more than pleased with his teams performance. I ve seen a lot of synchronized swimming in my day," he commented, "but let me tell you something. Never in my life have I seen a group of girls with such buoyancy. They looked like Jesus dancing on that water. They lack the facial hair, have to shave that off for swimming, but otherwise it was a pretty spot on impression." Their performance was in fact, heavenly. The girls swam to a mashup of "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco and Britney Spears' classic "Hit Me, Baby, One More Time." When taken into account that the general population often times forgets synchronized swimming is a sport, the team really did their school proud. A spectator in the crowd named Avid Watchin gave his personal recap of the performance. "Well they started with some spinning," he said. "I thought they were going to get dizzy. Then they dove under the water and shot out like dolphins. It got the whole crowd going. Especially when they did a pyramid on top of the water, and then did the cancan in the pyramid! They deserved that win." His girlfriend Debbie Drowner agreed. "It made me miss my synchronized swimming days; feeling the roar from the four people in the crowd just really gets your heart racing." The Lady Water Bears too felt that this performance was going to live in infamy. Parkside should be proud of their team, considering most The team hard at work practicing. Photo credit: UW-Parkside website. students on campus don't even know the Student Activities Center has a pool. "I'm glad our pool is a secret on campus, it gives us all the extra time we need to practice," said Ima Swimma, senior and captain of the women's team. "It's not going to be a secret once this issue runs," joked her co-captain Flow Rivers. The Lady Water Bears have a few weeks off before they will be competing in Nationals. Parkside, keep your eyes peeled. You're not going to want to miss this wet and wild action. Harry Potters Quidditch making magic in small town Kenosha Maggie Lawler lawle020@uwp.edu This past weekend I went back to my old high school to help them referee their fourth annual Quidditch Tournament. That's right muggles, I said quidditch. For the past four years, Indian Trail High School and Academy has been hosting a quidditch tournament to raise money for their school newspaper, The Pulse. What started as a joke among the newspaper staff has turned into a major event for the school. Every year now, instead of hosting a typical sporting event before prom, the Pulse staff organizes a quidditch tournament for the school to partake in. Believe it or not, I was on the winning team that first fateful year the tournament started. Lawler s Lightning we were called. Modest, definitely. Honestly, it was the best night of my high school career. I'm sure you're all a little bit confused as to how this quidditch thing could work. I mean, people can't fly on brooms or anything. Trust me, it's gotten more exciting every year I've seen it. Each team consists of eight players. Four players are the chasers, these are the people that try to score points with the quaffle (normally a volleyball). Two players are beaters that throw dodgeballs at the chasers to make them drop the ball and run laps. One person is the keeper (goalie) that guards the hoops so the chasers can't score. Finally, there's a seeker. The seeker's job is to chase the snitch (a hopefully fast person dressed in yellow) around the field and remove a flag from their belt. This is almost always a guaranteed win. Try and picture all of this happening, and now envision everyone with a broom in between their legs. If this doesn't make sense to you, then you need to just watch the Harry Potter movies, because you're really missing out anyway. Quidditch isn't just an Indian Trail thing either. It's become a very recognizable sport across the globe, and was rumored to even be featured in the Olympics. Quidditch teams are popping up on many college campuses. Will Parkside be next? Fingers crossed. If you're interested in this magical game, feel free to check out www.internationalquidditch.org. That's the website for the International Quidditch Association. Who knows, maybe next year you'll be competing in their World Cup. As I was saying before, the Indian Trail Quidditch Tournament is always a really great time for those playing, volunteering, and spectating. If you get the chance next May to stop by their event, its really worth the three dollar entry fee to come on in and have a blast. Plus, you're supporting their school newspaper. What could be better? image.provided by wikipedia.org May 8,2013 The Ranger News 9 Plans for the Parkside Community Garden Blossom Libby Chernouski chern012@uwp.edu There's a quiet place behind Talent Hall where the soil has been tilled, the compost has been spread and the rain has been failing. The Parkside Community Garden, where students, staff and faculty can procure a plot to grow a variety of edibles, is ready for this years group of enthusiastic gardeners. The Community Garden opened on May 16, 2010 under the guidance of professors Patricia Cleary and David Rogers. Although Patricia Cleary is no longer at Parkside, David Rogers, from the Biology Department here at Parkside, carries on the gardening tradition. Although David insists that he was only looking to do some personal gardening when the Community Garden opened, plans for the Community Garden are - pardon the pun - blossoming. Dr. Rogers, Parkside students and others in the surrounding counties have big plans for the Community Garden, which Dr. Rogers says he would like to connect to the University of Wisconsin-Extension Master Gardener program. The Master Gardener program operates through the UW-Extension office, and Dr. Rogers and student Kevin Rickman have been working together closely to hopefully establish a long-term cooperative between UW-Parkside and the Master Gardening program. Through this cooperative, Master Gardener volunteers at Parkside, both students and faculty, would be able to work together on fully developing the Community Garden. Students would be able to receive credit from working with the garden, and Master Gardeners would have the opportunity to host events on the UW-P campus. Kevin Rickman is enthusiastic about being involved in this cooperative as an on-site and online advisor, where he will undoubtedly be a key asset to the cooperative's success. Once the cooperative is established, people who use the Community Garden at UW-P would have access to education about gardening not only from a Master Gardeners perspective, but from the perspective of a Plant Biologist (Dr. Rogers) and other university educators from similar fields. Through such a cooperative, both the university and the UW-Extension Master Gardener program could build stronger relationships with each other and with the community. Although the Parkside Community Garden has donated excess produce to county food banks in the past, Dr. Rogers would like to see more produce being grown expressly for this purpose. This freshly grown produce would be donated to food banks in the surrounding Racine and Kenosha counties and possibly to a food bank on campus. Part of this process would be to involve the Health, Exercise and Sports Management students by inviting them to host workshops to inform people in the community on how to prepare healthy meals and proper storage techniques, such as canning, drying, or freezing. In addition, poorer neighborhoods could be provided with seedlings for their local community gardens where people don't have access to greenhouses. Eventually, Dr. Rogers and Kevin would like to see the Garden grow and expand into a self-sustainable, student-run farm.. This farm would implement many of the goals of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, as it would provide opportunities for research in a variety of departments across the sciences and humanities, unique opportunities for teaching and valuable services to local communities. The farm would be able to contribute fresh produce to those in the surrounding urban areas where access to organic, home-grown produce is restricted. The farm would not only grow delicious vegetables and herbs, but it would also work on harvesting the maple syrup in the Sugar Maples around campus, and perhaps be home to a few chickens. The Community Garden will also be part of the Environmental Studies major that begins this fall at UW-P. Students enrolled in the major will be able to get hands-on experience with gardening maintenance and be able to educate other plot holders on the process as well. Currently, the Community Garden is tended by not only plot holders, but by the Environmental Studies Seminar students, who have already spent some time this year on cleaning up the leftovers from last year's yields and preparing the soil for planting. Plots in the Community Garden are open to anyone affiliated with UW-Parkside. Two kinds of plots are available: personal and community. Community plots are tended to by several gardeners, who split both the work and the rewards. Personal plots are yours to tend and harvest - Professor Rogers and Kevin will gladly assist you with any of your questions about the process. Some of the plants that have been grown over the past years include garlic, rhubarb, herbs, asparagus, raspberries and squash. There are still many plots open for this season, so grab one and get gardening! Here's what you have to do: Know what you want to grow and how much space it will take. If your plot is not big enough for your intended produce, a second plot may be available. E-mail David Rogers at rogersd@uwp.edu. He will be happy to get you set up with your very own plot. The deadline to reserve a plot is flexible, but it is first come first serve, so don't waste any time! There is a suggested donation of $20 per plot, but operates on a sliding scale For more information on the Master Gardener program, visit: http://wimastergardener.org/ LGBQT resource center hosts table talk on being Intersex vs. Trans definitions if one were curious for more information). One of the main sibbsO 14^uwp Sedu trans terms focused on during the talk was transgender, which has less -2— — to do with sex than it does with gender, because this is someone who may be born with the sex (genitals) of a male, but identify themselves as On April 24 the LGBQT office hosted a table talk dealing with the top- female. In other words they feel they were born the wrong sex. ic of Intersex vs. Trans. The table talk was open to anyone interested in at- The talk brought up interesting questions regarding the two topics, tending and learning some more information on the topics. Not surpris- One of them being that because of the social dichotomy we live with, ingly, there was an abundance of information discussed during the talk, that being that the "training" we give to boys and girls from birth, i.e. and a lot of the information is some that many might not know already or colors, toys they play with, the way we treat them when they're hurt, realize. When thinking about the LGBQT community, some not involved etc., is this why the idea of ambiguous genitalia and identifying with a or experienced with the community might assume it is a community for different gender seems to be such a taboo? With that said, can society gay and lesbian individuals. The fact is that the community encompasses change? Or is it too set in its ways to change and not put so much into more than that, Lesbian Gay Bisexual Queer and Transsexual is what the gender and sex of people? They are hard questions to answer; it is even LGBQT community encompasses and embraces. possible that they are questions without answers at this point. Maybe in This particular table talk dealt with the differences between intersex our lifetimes we will see a change in social norms regarding these topand trans. The main difference is that intersex is when someone is born ics, but it is hard to tell, and unfortunately wouldn't be too surprising with ambiguous genitalia, or is born with genitalia not considered stan- if that change did not occur, which seems to be a common consensus, dard for either male or female. It is considered a congenital anomaly, Anyone looking for more information on these topics, or the LGBQT and falls under the label of a medical condition. When talking about community at Parkside and in Wisconsin should feel free to visit the on trans, the trans-umbrella must be considered, meaning that trans is an campus office, located near the student advising center, or the several umbrella term, and many terms actually fall under the trans umbrella, web sources they have available, uwplgbtqresourcecenter.tumblr.com, such as transgender, cross dressing, and even intersex, just to name a few facebook.com/Pride at Parkside, twitter.com./Pride at Parkside, and (the LQGQT office actually has a trans-umbrella with the terms and their www.lgbtqwisc.org. The Ranger News May 8,2013 Chicago Sexcon: yep, we really said sexcon Jimmy Gibbs gibbsO l4@uwp.edu Maybe you've heard about it, Chicago's Sexcon. It's advertised as the one and only all adult expo and party on the Planet. This is the actual advertisement on the website for Chicago's Sexcon, and it does, indeed, say on the planet. As it would turn out, the internet does not always provide the full truth. But I don't want to get ahead of myself here, so I'll provide you with how I came to be at Sexcon on Wednesday April 24.1 had spent most of the day studying hard at our University of Wisconsin Parkside. I had also received, via first class mail, my honorary degree from the Universal Life Church declaring me a Doctor of Divinity. Class was over, I was a doctor, the weather was nice, and I decided it was a good day to do a little celebrating. Not ten minutes after coming to this conclusion I received a phone call from a good friend asking me if I wanted to go to Sexcon with him and his girlfriend. I had no real idea what Sexcon was, but I assumed it would be some kind of convention focused on the sex industry. I informed him of my recent degree and my decision to celebrate, so my one condition was that there must be a bar or some kind of liquor supply at this function. He assured me there was, and I said ok, Sexcon it is. This was the 6th annual Sexcon, and I write this article for no other reason than to inform anyone and everyone about it, so you have the facts when the 7th year of Sexcon arrives. That way, when you get a phone call from a friend, or the incessant need to celebrate on a Wednesday night, and Sexcon is taking place in Chicago again, you know what you're getting yourself into before you walk through the doors. From the brief research I did on the internet, I had discovered it was pegged as the Planet's biggest adult expo and party, I figured this was an exaggeration, but figured even if it was Chicago's biggest, it wouldn't be half bad. We hit the road that night with high hopes. When we arrived in the city we saw the crowd outside the main entrance of the old Excalibur club, now called Castle, which is where Sexcon was taking place. The crowd looked promising. They charged us $40 to enter, more money than I really wanted to spend just to be allowed to walk into a building, but thought about what awaited us inside, and forked over the cash. We entered to the pulsating blasts of techno music, and a hearty welcome from strippers. The bar was also right next to the main entrance, so I figured I had come to the right place. We grabbed some beers and began to explore. There were five floors packed with patrons, all looking for the crazy display the adult industry had on hand for us. There began the problem, everyone was looking, but very few were finding. Each floor had a stage (and luckily a bar) but the floors surrounding the stage were usually too packed to watch the show taking place on the stage. While there were professionals from the industry walking around the floors passing out free nude playing cards and their business cards, the majority of people in attendance were sweaty men looking for cheap thrills (even though they paid $40 to get in). At one point my friend and I had been separated when trying to avoid several male strippers, who were also trying to find their way out of the madness, since they were there to make money, and they were getting none from the crowded floor of sweaty men. This is when, by some magic, I made my way to the stage, or as close to the stage as I had been all night. I decided to watch the show, which turned out to be pretty fun. It was two burlesque girls doing a pole dance; only one had a power grinder, and would use it to spray sparks all over the other girl while she danced. I was originally worried that one of the sparks would fly out our way and set one of the many surrounding men's hair on fire, since most were wearing more spray and gel in their hair than the dancers were on their entire body, setting off a chain reaction of head fires that would spread like herpes at the after party, but I decided to stay until my beer was empty. When all was said and done, Sexcon wasn't the worst time I've ever had. I had a fun time talking to some of the people I encountered. Some of the shows that I witnessed were creative and fun. The bigger picture was that Sexcon is an over-advertised money pit. It is not the biggest party on the planet, but I knew that going in. I would assume it's not the biggest adult expo period, since it wasn't an expo at all. Sexcon, for the layman, is no more than a one night a year nightclub with strippers rather than go-go dancers, plus all the lights are on, which only adds to the shame. So now you know. Hopefully now you are able to make a more educated decision next year when Sexcon returns. If you have the extra $40 dollars to get in, hey, why not, right? But, if you're not into the nightclub scene, then don't waste the money; don't let the internet fool you, Sexcon only brings the strip club to the nightclub in a seeming attempt to help lessen the after-shame experience one goes through after leaving a strip club in the wee hours of the morning. The bottom line is you're not missing too much if you miss the next Sexcon. The bro tank a comprehensive field study Maggie Lawler lawle020@uwp.edu I asked some of my friends earlier what they thought a fun editorial would be, and my buddy Jack said: "the emergence of the bro tank." Since summer is right around the corner, I feel like it would be an excellent idea to discuss the notorious bro tank, and the bros who wear them, with you all. Since it was summoned out of the depths of Muscle Hell by Jack (Dr. Jack Villaruz, Ph.D. in Psychology and Neurobiology with emphasis on the social and group dynamics of bro behavior and their incessant desire to feed their lust for a viable mate, from the University of Wisconsin-Madison) let's dive right in. The bro tank, for those of you that do not know, is a tight fitting tank top worn by the male species to show off their muscle definition in the hopes of attracting a mate. A recent field study on the bro species showed that in order to attract said mate, the bro will casually walk by ir his bro tank, flex, and then grunt. Often times, this grunt is a signal to the other bros in the p ' t a pretty female is in the vicinity. If you're really lucky, you might even catch them in their ritualistic mating dance, where multiple bros clad in bro tanks will lift pretend weights and discuss going to the gym together. A bro is not dumb, contrary to popular belief. One of his favorite accessories is a cheap pair of sunglasses. These sunglasses allow him to check out his prospective mate's physique without making it blatantly obvious. A common response to this sunglass spectacle, Dr. Villaruz observed, was for the female to respond with a sassy "hmph" before walking away alone. If this does occur, the rejected bro will get ridiculed by the rest of his pack for multiple minutes, sometimes days, unless their focus is redirected by something else. That something else is most often a Muscle Milk, or a new potential mate. The best way to protect yourself from an Photo courtesy of skreened.coir awkward bro encounter is to wear baggy clothinj and to not make direct eye contact with any of th< males while they are in heat (which is hard to d< anyway due to their sunglasses). If the encounte cannot be averted and a conversation happens, jus be sure to use very large words. This will most like ly stun the bro and cause him to flee. If that doesn' work, then hey, maybe this bro isn't so bad after all For more information on the UW system br< culture, feel free to check out Dr. Villaruz's pub fished works in the UW-Madison library. Have ; happy, bro-full summer, Rangers. May 8,2013 The Ranger News 11 Sleepers of the Week Graduation Word Search E Z T J K N 0 W L E D G E C H Y S R w G 0 F I X Y 0 H I A G R J U 0 T Q B E E R G E D P R V A E c B T P I I L Q T 0 D A K Z B A C H E L 0 R S Q A I D R C L E E E S T E S S A m K U •1—J C L E E E S JLl E S S A T K U D K X H U V S V A 0 R E Y R A V Y N R K Z G S Y V U D K 0 T C 0 M M E N C E M E N T L I I 0 G F K G B L R 0 K E R N N 0 J G W E G E L L 0 C J E X E N P A R K S I D E X P L S 0 S N V F X E V Q S A K L 0 Q M 0 W W A M 0 L P I D V B R 0 M w 0 M A J 0 R Q R F S W J N G A G bachelors cap college commencement degree diploma gown graduation knowledge major parkside senior success tassel 12 The Ranger News This Semester's Ranger News Rave Reviews! 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