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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document THE RANGER NEWS | NOVEMBER 17, 2003 ISSUE 17 VOL. 35 ~ UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE'S STUDENT NEWSPAPER | Page 2 THF RANGER Nl Letter "From the •• • Dear Parkside, After all is said and done, I suppose the process by which some goal was achieved is looked back upon as necessary to the end result. How come it seems that its much more painful along the way than to simply look back? Whatever the answer, I know it's always good to look back and say, "Damn! It's done!" Considering the fact that I've met many great basketball athletes this semester, I can't refrain from encouraging everyone to go out and attend the men's and women's games this semester. They're a ton of fun for the audience and a big audience makes the games even more fun for the players. See you out there! Yours Truly, Sandee Co-Editor -in-Chief What's up, UW-P? This being my first letter as co-editor-in-chief, there are a few issues I would like to First, the staff of The Ranger News works extremely hard, sometimes late into the evening and early morning. It is a tough job to run the newspaper, and a lot morework goes on behind the scenes than simply writing, receiving, and editing. I want to send a shout out to a members of our staff who continuously put other aspects of their lives on hold and tor their dedication to this publication. Keep up the good work, guys (and gals)! Anyone interested in helping out is welcome, wanted, and needed. . In other news...I'd like to congratulate the women's soccer team on winning their division and making it to the regional tournament. Good luck, girls! Check out University Sports on page six for more information on the lady Rangers, as well as information on the upcoming basketball season. r , The Police Beat is the most interesting part of our newspaper for some of our readers, I think in part because people can look up themselves and say, "Ha! Ha! My ticket is in the paper!" Of course, this is only my theory on why the Police Beat is so popular. The typing, editing, layout, and design of the Police Beat is a very time consuming and tedious process, and there is not a byline for the person who organizes it - our Arts and Entertainment Director, Emily Rasbornik. The semester is more than half over, UW-P. Eat it up. I highly encourage people to get involved with student organizations, because there are a lot of opportunities you may never get the chance to be a part of again. Besides, with every different type of organization, you are bound to find something you are interested in. Enjoy the issue and thanks for reading! No v emu e r i f , ^ u u o THE RANGER NEWS STAFF Please, keep your questions/comments coming to The Ranger News via e-mail (rangernews@joumalist.com) or by dropping pieces off at The Ranger News office in WyllieD139C. Thank you! Henry D. Gaskins Co-Editor-in-Chief The Ranger News' staff is dedicated to publishing the most reliable, reasonable, and entertaining information they can provide. Things 2 Do @ the U Monday, November 17, 2003 11:00 AM-5:00 PM Art Exhibition: Ann Hauber Show Com. Arts Gallery 12:00 PM-1.-15 PM 'Honoring Our Elders' Upper Main Place Sacred Circle presents 'Honoring Our Elders' with Hazel Redbird. free Tuesday, November 18, 2003 9:30 AM-10:30 AM Executive-ln-Residence Union Cinema Theater Edward C. Emma, president and CEO of Jockey International free 11:00 AM-8:00 PM Art Exhibition: Amy Hauber Com. Arts Gallery 11:00 AM-12:00 PM Executive-ln-Residence Union Cinema Theater Edward C. Emma, president and CEO of Jockey International free Tuesday, November 25, 2003 11:00 AM-8:00 PM Art Exhibition: Amy Hauber Com. Arts Gallery 7:00 PM-9:00 PM Men's basketball vs. Michigan Tech DeSimone Gym/SAC 7:30 PM-9:00 PM Concert: UW-Parkside Jazz Ensemble Com. Arts Theatre Saturday, November 29, 2003 1:00 PM-2:45 PM Women's basketball vs. Lewis DeSimone Gym/SAC 3:00 PM-5:30 PM Men's basketball vs. Lewis DeSimone Gym/SAC Thursday, December 4, 2003 11:00 AM-5:00 PM Art Exhibition: Amy Hauber Com. Arts Gallery 5:15 PM-7:15 PM Women's basketball vs. Indianapolis DeSimone Gym/SAC 7:00 PM-8:15 PM Panel Discussion: Cold Mountain Overlook Lounge, 2nd fl., 7:03 PM-9:15 PM Men's basketball vs. Indianapolis DeSimone Gym/SAC 7:30 PM-9:30 PM Foreign Filjn: 'Spirited Away' Union Cinema Theater CO-EDITOR-IN-CHIEF SANDRA CORNELL CO-EDITOR-IN-CHIEF HENRY GASKINS COPY EDITOR TRACY MEDEK ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT DIRECTOR EMILY RASBORNIK ADVERTISING MANAGER CHRISTINE FERRER BUSINESS MANAGER SONYA GONZALEZ PHOTO E DITOR SCOTT STEFANI LAYOUT EDITOR WILL BRINKMAN DESIGN & LA YOUT WILL BRINKMAN SANDRA CORNEL HENRY GASKINS EMILY RASBORNIK REPORTERS RUSSELL HARRIS JOSH KURZ EMILY WOOD RANGER ADVISOR JUDITH LOGSDON ^ <°r * edit°riai ^ «•«*•*- include the author's name and phone number. Utters must be free from misleading or libelous content. Letters^aXlto^omoW will ft D"139C> ' Letters be typed and withheld, but only upon request.The Ranger reserves the right to edit all letters. published. For publication purposes, author's name can be THE RANGER NEWS HAS MEETINGS EVERY MONDAY AT NOON. ALL S TUDENTS AND FACULTY O F UW-PARKSIDE ARE WELCOME. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO A TTEND! WYLLIE D-139C PHONE: (262) 595-2287 FAX: ( 262) 595-2295 Page 3 THE RANGER NEWS November 17, 2003 Make-a-Difference Day More than 90 students and faculty from UW-Parkside spent time giving back to their communities on Saturday, October 25 by participating in Make-a-Difference Day events in Racine and Kenosha. Make-a-Difference Day is the largest national day of volunteering in the U.S. The Volunteers met in Ranger Hall at 8:00 a.m. to pick up lunch, T-shirts, and directions to their project sites. The project sites were Women & Children Horizons, Kenosha Area Family & Aging Services, Lincoln Lutheran, North Beach Playground, Tech. Corp. Wisconsin, Bong Recreation Area, and the Racine Zoological Society. UW-Parkside clubs and organizations were well represented, and included ARU Mentors, Black Student Union, Circle K, Delta Sigma Theta Sorority, Gamma Alpha Omega Sorority, LPH, Omega Delta Phi, Parkside Asian Organization, Phi Eta Sigma, Pre-Health Club, Psychology Club, and Sacred Circle. 5B: The Spookiest Apartment on Campus By Tracy Medek This year marked the first Halloween Decoration contest for UW-Parkside campus housing. Seven apartments signed up for the competition. Resident Advisor Jason Pinkowski was one of the judges for the event. He predicts there will be greater participation next year, providing that future RA's make the contest into a tradition. When asked how the judges came to a decision, Pinkowski remarked, "The decision was pretty much unanimous. 5B just went above and beyond the other apartments." Pinkowski added that the entire apartment was present for the judging, and their enthusiasm only helped their cause. For their impressive decorations, the residents of 5B have won a $30 pizza party (supplied by the pizza establishment of their choosing) compliments of Felicia Esters, the Hall Director for the University Apartments. Congratulations! Play Reading: Necessary Targets A play reading by students and faculty of UW-Parkside was held on November 8 and 9 at Union Square. Necessary Targets: A Story of Women & War was presented by the UW-Parkside Theatre Arts Department and directed by Michael Snider. The play told the story of two American women who went to Bosnia to help women confront their memories of war. It was about the violence of dark memories and the enduring resilience of the human spirit. The next play here will be Fuddy Meers, which will be running from December 5-13 in the UW-Parkside Augie Wegner Studio Theatre. SEPARATING THE KNOT FROM CREATIVITY with SHANNON BYRNE, Residence Life Wednesday, December 10th at 4pm at Union 106 Beginning to believe that you do not have a creative bone in your body? E veryone is cr eative in his o r her own sp ecial wa y! This workshop is designed to help you realize exactly how to reach new creative heights or help to shake up your organization's potential. Come ready to have fun and know that you will leave with dozens of new ideas! *Please reserve your space, so we know how much pizza to order! CALL 595-2278, STOP B Y Union 2 09, or E MAIL: engel@uwp.edu or go ONLINE at http://www.uwp.edu/admirr/union/activities.html *^^ssgssasssrJasssw& ) eJieervj &PORTS WAR & GRILL _ 6100 Washington Avenue Racine, Wl 53406 Phone: 262-886-4272 Monday - All bottles $2 Malternatives, Wings $.25 Tuesday - $2 mini pitchers $3 pitchers (miller products) 3 tacos $2.99 Wednesday - College & Ladies night $1.50 rails Thursday - $2 you call it!!! (Rails and All Bottles) Friday - $4 pitchers (miller products) $2 Tequila sunrise $5.95 fish fry or $7.95 all you can eat!!! Saturday - $3 Long Islands $2 mixers Sunday - Packer Sunday $10 all you can drink! this special starts at kickoff and ends when the game is over. $1 tappers all day long. *Free pool 6pm until midnight. $5 Beer Buckets Every Night!!! CONGRATULATIONS TO NEW SENATORS AND SUFAC MEMBERS By Sandee Cornell PSGA held senate elections on Friday October 24th, 2003. Of the 12 nominations, four students were voted into senate. The four new senators are Jason Meekma, Jeanni Simpson, Sandee Cornell, and Dave Biolik. Senate also voted on Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee (SUFAC) members. Among other duties, SUFAC is responsible for allocating over 2 million dollars to student organizations on campus. This year's SUFAC director Dannie Moore joined by Dave Biolik, Xavier Solis, Angie Gomez, Jerome Garret, Andrea Higgins, and Jason Meekma are all entrusted with the responsibilities of allocating money in an unbiased manner. On November 7, 2003 President Sidhu appointed SUFAC's Student At-Large position to Senator Benjamin Stark who is also the Public Relations director in PSGA. There was opposition to Senator Stark being appointed to the seat for the mere reason that some senators felt that no other PSGA directors should be appointed to SUFAC. The student at-large position can potentially be any student in the UW-Parkside. When asked, President Sidhu stated that he had gone outside PSGA to find a qualified candidate, but that he felt Senator Stark was the best candidate. 4626 Sheridan Rd, Kenosha*654-9196 Check out our website; www.thesosclub.com HOT LATIN NIGHTS V TUESDAYS ? DJ Spinning All The Latin Hits From Yesterday and Today! y WED. NIGHT THE CAGE G,RLS GONE WIL0 WILD CAGE DANCE CONTEST . BACK! $500.00 Cash prize - ladies drink Free! • -* 9pm-lam (THURSDAY COLLEGE NIGHT V N. SOS Turns Into The ANIMAL HOUSE!} $5.00 All You Con Drink 70s - 80s - 90s Music j FLASHBACK FRIDAYS Alt THE WAY LIVE - AINTNOJIVE! SPINNING 70s - '80s - present mixes r SATURDAY L NIGHT LIVE "THE BEST DANCE PARTY" FEATURING the best in: dance • top 40 • hip/hop • R&B J EVERY NIGHT (J«n DRINK SPECIALS 4>Z. .UU miller products vodka & red bull hypnotiq shots Other Issues In PSGA October 31, 2003 Brian Tanner, United Council (UC) Shared Governance Director and Jennifer Epps, UC Multicultural Director talked to PSGA about a proposal to raise the Mandatory Refundable Fee (MRF). The MRF is a fee UC charges the students who attend colleges that are members of United Council. Parkside students currently pay a $1.35 MRF, which supports UC's educational and lobby efforts including nine staff members, two annual conferences, and other services. UC feels it needs to raise the MRF to $2.00 to continue services and sustain projects. The MRF needs to be adjusted for inflationary increases and to address high costs in healthcare, office rental, travel, and conference costs. PSGA voted in favor of the proposal to raise the MRF from $1.35 to S2.00 almost unanimously. There was one objection. The MRF appears on tuition bills, and students who would like the fee refunded can contact the United Council office within the first 45 days of class to receive their refund plus postage. The students who get their fee refunded should know that they would be ineligible to participate in any UC General Assembly meetings and other UC activities. Fees on the rise Remember the days when the class drop fee was only $10? Ahh.. .those were the days. Now the drop fee is $20! That means if you drop a four-credit class, you have to shell out 80 bucks! So why the sudden rise from ten to twenty dollars? Apparently, former PSGA President Kyle Kellogg approved the ten-dollar increase over the summer when administration approached him with the idea at which point President Kellogg should have approached senate so it could have been voted on. Former president Kellogg approved the idea without bringing it through senate, hence our $20 drop fee. President Sidhu has brought the matter to the Chancellor Keating who agreed to bring the matter up to his cabinet. PSGA is currently waiting on the next step in lowering the drop fee. In order to avoid paying the drop fees, a student must drop the class within the first two weeks of the start of the class which is difficult, because many students prefer to wait until midterms to drop. The fees pay for electronic processes, software maintenance agreements, phone lines and systems. Other fees involved are the transcript fee and the graduation fee. Current List of PSGA Senators Banks,Chris Bedford, Dana Berberich, Andrea Biolik, David Brinkman, Will Catarozoli, Taylor Cornell, Sandee Dollar, Chris DuBose, Anthony Duncan,Joseph Garret, Jerome Goldwater, Tal Gomez, Angie Grissman, Ann Hammond, Erin Henning, Nick Her, Peng Higgins, Andrea Houston, Andrea Jones, Tony Kamphuis, Ryan Koss, David Kromm, Sammy Meekma, Jason Mitchell, Stormie Mohr, Jayne Morris, Amanda Mostwik, Tim Munsey, Thavone Nicke, Rebecca Orlando, Mario Parmar, Mannider Pinkowski, Jason Powers, Nicole Price, Lirhonda Roper, Skyla Semenas, Chris Siech, Amy Simpson, Jeanni Solis, Xavier Souter, Redelia Stark, Ben Swanks, Jamarr VanDehey, Amanda Weir, Carrie Xiong, Fue Yang, Yang page 5 THE RANGER NEWS November 17, 2003 1984 performs at Union Square on October 28, 2003. Back to 1984: A band of students By Henry Gaskins Their practice area is a huge open room they rent on the north side of Racine. When they first arrive, Charles Barrows sits down behind the drums and immediately starts pounding out beats, then stops for a minute to make sure his computer and PA system are set up right. Preston Brown and Luke Eckblad casually pick up their guitars and start tuning them. A minute later, bassist Matt Waller comes in the room and the melodic beats begin. The song is Building an Empire. "Building an Empire can be related to America, or any community in general," said Luke, "but it's also about letting go and venting your frustrations on a Friday night." The band explained that they aren't out to become rock stars, and self-promotion is not a trait they focus too much attention on. "We just play, write, and perform," Charles said. When they begin a practice, they concentrate on their instruments until they get the feel of the music they are making. Then Preston will turn around and look at Charles, make eye contact, and they both will smile, because they know they are on track. It is apparent that this is their paradise. "The biggest reason we do this," said Preston, "is because we genuinely like to create music that we genuinely love." Charles said the band sings about all aspects of life - the positives and the negatives. "We don't do too many love songs, but we have a couple," said Preston. "It is an important part of life." For 1984, the process of creating a song begins many different ways. "Sometimes we'll be jammin' together and we'll just go from there," said Luke. "If you have the verse and chorus, that's gonna be like the meat of the song," Charles added. "It's definitely well thought out, but it's more an 'as you go' kind of thing. It's about taking ideas, refining them, and letting the structure grow." 1984 first started playing three years ago. The name of their band is based on a George Orwell novel, but the story of the book has nothing to do with the band. "It's a classic," said Preston. "Like 'The Great Gatsby'. We had a list of names for our band, and we decided on 1984 because it just sticks; it's easy to remember." While recalling how the band started, Luke said he and Preston were both friends of Charles, but didn't really know each other. Then they met and started to jam in Luke's basement. Charles was in a different band at the time, but occasionally he would sit in and play drums for them. Eventually, Charles decided to dedicate his drumming skills to the music Preston and Luke were making, and later they found a bass player. The band was together for about two years, when they took time off to concentrate on other aspects of their lives. They've been back together for about eight months, but their old bass player moved to Arizona, so they had to find a new one: Matt Waller. "I've been in a variety of different bands," said Matt, "but I think 1984 is the one I've enjoyed being a part of the most." "When it hits home, I understand how lucky I am to be making music with these people," Luke said. "I can't honestly fathom anything sounding better that I could be a part of." "It's an honest creative outlet," said Charles. "It's as independent as anything can get. We take our ideas and implement them." "1984 provides us with an opportunity to create something original," said Preston, "and that's really all we're trying to do." Local Rock at Union Square By Henry Gaskins The Ranger News and 101.7 WIPZ presented "1984" - a student band here at UW-Parkside - on October 28th, at Union Square. More than 100 people attended the event for free pizza, free drinks, and the free music. Both organizations that sponsored the show set up tables with applications available for all students and faculty interested in working with UW-Parkside's newspaper or radio station. They also handed out a questionnaire about life on campus and asked for suggestions on ways to improve it. The band 1984 played a set of nine original rock songs. Their show lasted about 50 minutes, and by the end of the performance members from the audience were cheering, whistling, and applauding. Three members of the band are students of UW-Parkside, and the fourth plans to attend next year. IJ :j j dTOp with every Spring Break package! Limited time offer. Check our website for details! www.studentexpress.com Call NOW: 1.800.787.3787 GIVE LIFE GIVE PLASMAJ Give us 1 hour, twice a week. Your plasma donations help save the lives of bum and shock victims, heart surgery patients, and hemophiliacs. 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The AHL is considered the top minor league that the NHL has, and just about every top prospect plays or has played in the NHL. If you know nothing about hockey, seeing a game is still fun. There is always some sort of entertainment between periods, and you can see the Admirals' mascot, Roscoe. Going to an Admirals game is also relatively inexpensive; great seats can be purchased for less than $20. So far this season the Admirals are off to a pretty good start. They have a current record of three wins, one loss, three ties, and one overtime loss. This includes only one loss in their previous five games. They are in fourth place for their division, but that is skewed because the have played fewer games than anyone else in their division. UW-Parkside Women's Volleyball Team New Head Coach Pack Your Cars We're Going to the Regional Tourney! By Emily Rasbornik Get ready for a great road trip. The UW-Parkside woman's soccer team kicks butt this year. They won their conference and are on their way to the regional tournament. There are only four teams left in our region and UW-Parkside is one of them. Last weekend the girls won the conference by defeating two tough teams; the No. 1 ranked team, Northern Kentucky, in double over time (3-2) and No. 3 ranked team, Indianapolis, in a shoot out (4- 2). The first round of regionals kicks off on Friday, November 14, at 1:30 in Michigan. They will be playing the region's No. 1 which will either be Ashland (Ohio) or Grand Valley (Michigan) State. This game is only three hours away so grab a friend, make t-shirts, paint your face, and head out! This could be the college experience you've been dying for...a wild road trip to support you school. By Russell Harris Reporter Nicole Roethig is the new head coach of the UW-Parkside Women's Volleyball team. Nicole is the eighth women's volleyball coach in the 28-year history of the sport. "I am more of a defensive-oriented coach. I plan to implement a defensive style and techniques which will hopefully create more offensive opportunities," said Roethig. She is a Milwaukee native and attended Milwaukee Pius XI High School where "she played in the large volleyball program. Roethig was a star at Pius leading the Lady Popes to four conference championships and four state titles. She earned a scholarship to attend Mankato State in Minnesota where she was a setter and earned all-conference honors as a senior, earned her degree in Physical Education. She did her graduate study at UW-LaCrosse and worked as a second assistant volleyball coach at Winona State. She received her Master's Degree in Human Performance from UW-LaCrosse in 2001. In 2002 and 2003, Roethig served as the top assistant coach for the women's volleyball team at South Dakota State University. While she was there, the Jackrabbits finished as NCAA Division II runners-up in 2002 and were regional runners-up in 2003. After her senior year in college, Coach Roethig decided that she did not want to leave volleyball behind and is now in her fifth year of college coaching. Coach Roethig also says, "I am very happy about being back in this area and I am very comfortable working here at UWParkside. I am thankful for this chance and for the support given to me from Dave Williams (the Athletic Director here at Parkside). This is a great experience." The Lady Rangers' biggest goal is to reach the conference tournament. Their record demonstrates that they are well on their way. Once they finish, they will assess future goals. When asked which is the one word that best describes the team's play the best, Roethig said, "Tenacious." Assistant Coach Rob Wolter says, "When the team performs well and plays at their potential they are tough to beat." The team will be missing its top player from last season, Katie Rassch. Also missing from last year's team are Leah Dugan, Angela Clark, and Nichole Gruber. Six players are returning however, so the Rangers have a good foundation on which they can grow. Coach Roethig said that more students should attend women's volleyball games because, "The speed of the college game has picked up and is more exciting than ever. It is a completely different game these days." The Lady Rangers would really appreciate the support of UW-Parkside students. In addition, Coach Roethig wants to see her players excel outside of volleyball. "I hope that I can help them have a wellbalanced life and to be well-rounded. I want them to enjoy their time with friends and family," explained Roethig. While prying for one thing that nobody else knows about her at UW-Parkside, I learned of one of Roethig's past jobs. Roethig said "I cleaned Bob Uecker's house one time while I was a graduate student trying to earn a few bucks! I saw all of his Mr. Belvedere stuff and everything!" Coach Roethig is a very nice addition to the UW-Parkside Athletic Program. We all welcome you to campus and wish you the best of luck! Don't forget to stop by the field house to see the Lady Rangers in action. Page 7 UW-Parkside Women's Basketball Schedule (2003-04) Sunday Friday Saturday Tuesday Saturday Thursday Saturday Monday Tuesday Friday Sunday Thursday Saturday Saturday Thursday Saturday Thursday Saturday Thursday Saturday Thursday Saturday Thursday Saturday Thursday Saturday THE RANGER NEWS November 17, 2003 UW-Parkslde Men's Basketball Schedule (2003-04) 1:00 p.m. 6:00 p.m. 2:00 p.m. 5:00 p.m. 1:00 p.m. 5:15 p.m. November 16 at Winona State November 21 St. Francis @ Loyola November 22 William Woods @ Loyola November 25 at Olivet Nazarene November 29 LEWIS December 4 INDIANAPOLIS December 6 NORTHERN KENTUCKY 1:00 p m December 22 LAKE SUPERIOR STATE 5:30 p m' December 30 CONCORDIA ST. PAUL 5:15 p.m. January 2 at Kentucky Wesleyan 5:30 p.m. January 4 at Southern Indiana 1:00 p m January 8 QUINCY 5*15 pm January 10 SIU-EDWARDSVILLE 1:00 p m January 17 SAINT JOSEPH'S 1:00 p.m.' January 22 at Northern Kentucky 4:30 p.m. January 24 at Bellarmine noon January 29 SOUTHERN INDIANA 5:15 p.m. January 31 MISSOURI-ST. LOUIS 1:00 p.m. February 5 at SlU-Edwardsville 5:30 p.m. February 7 at Lewis 1:00 p.m. February 12 at Saint Joseph's 6:00 p.m. February 14 at Indianapolis noon February 19 BELLARMINE 5:15 pm February 21 KENTUCKY WESLEYAN 1.00 p.m. February 26 at Missouri-St. Louis 5:30 p.m. February 28 at Quincy 1:00 p.m. Wed.-Sat. March 3-6 GLVC tourney @ Evans ville t.b.a. All games are CST Tuesday November 18 HILLSDALE 7:00 p.m. Friday November 21 at St. Norbert 7:00 p.m. Tuesday November 25 MICHIGAN TECH 7:00 p.m. Saturday November 29 LEWIS 3:00 p.m. Thursday December 4 INDIANAPOLIS 7:30 p.m. Saturday December 6 NORTHERN KENTUCKY 3:00 p.m. Thursday December 11 at Concordia St. Paul 7:30 p.m. Saturday December 13 at Winona State 7:30 p.m. Tuesday December 16 ILLINOIS-SPRINGFIELD 7:00 p.m. Tuesday December 30 CALUMET 7:00 p.m. Friday January 2 , at Kentucky Wesleyan 7:30 p.m. Sunday January 4 at Southern Indiana 3:00 p.m. Thursday January 8 QUINCY 7:30 p.m. Saturday January 10 SIU-EDWARDSVILLE 3:00 p.m. Saturday January 17 SAINT JOSEPH'S 3:00 p.m. Thursday January 22 at Northern Kentucky 6:30 p.m. Saturday January 24 at Bellarmine 2:00 p.m. Thursday January 29 SOUTHERN INDIANA 7:30 p.m. Saturday January 31 MISSOURI-ST. LOUIS 3:00 p.m. Thursday February 5 at SlU-Edwardsville 7:30 p.m. Saturday February 7 at Lewis 3:00 p.m. Thursday February 12 at Saint Joseph's 7:30 p.m. Saturday February 14 at Indianapolis 2:00 p.m. Thursday February 19 BELLARMINE 7:30 p.m. Saturday February 21 KENTUCKY WESLEYAN 3:00 p.m. Thursday February 26 at Missouri-St. Louis 7:30 p.m. Saturday February 28 at Quincy 3:00 p.m. Thur.-Sat March 4-6 GLVC tourney at Evansville t.b.a. All times are CST EARN CASH TODAY AND HELP SAVE LIVES! Donate your life-saving blood plasma & receive $20 TODAY* or $50 This Week! (for approx. 2 hours of your time) Call or stop by: ZLB Plasma Services 1601 Washington Ave. Suite 200 Racine, WI 53403 262-633-0454 vsrww.zlb.com 'Fees and donation time may vary, *New donors only. UWRN-9/18-12/11 Work for The Ranger News We need news writers, sports writers, feature writers, cartoonists, photographers, and page editors. 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Orcat lakes Vattey Conference 1971*9603 Page 8 The Masterpiece of Her Beauty He looks upon her face Losing himself in her smile As she says silently It hurts not so much when I'm around The muse, she tempts me To create the masterpiece known as love And he thinks to himself at this moment As her soft supple lips mold to the contours of his Too perfect is she Even if this truth her eyes do not see And to an emotional heart Time has suspended itself indefinitely Till the time once again we must part and be apart — M2 THE RANGER NEWS Poetry World Gone Bye All the kisses I wanted to last forever All the moments we spent together The night is an endless road in the dark The curves of this lane familiar Every trip I seek the comfort of you beside me But it always ends with a longing presiding A wondering if your thoughts are the same and you walk with me and If only your presence real and your heart close —Anonymous Here's to You Sex won't fill that unhappiness Lies won't set you free Money does not keep you smiling Power won't make you see. —Emily Rasbornik November 17, 2003 Self Doubt I am a decaying tree trunk, My limbs are crushed, rotting wood. I became what I am; Dead. There are worms and insects feeding off me, and all I have to give is my presence. -Anonymous (Untitled) This wave moved me, It lifted me above the ocean surface. And I looked back at the ones who let it pass, They were all barely treading. I had to take the wave, In an effort to reach the shore. —Anonymous 180 Scholarships to be awarded Applications available online at www.uwp.edu keyword: scholarships Deadline for application is February 1, 2004 Applications also available in the Office of Student Scholarships, Admissions Financial Aid, and OMSA Page 9 THE RANGER NEWS November 17, 2003 Dr. Wendy Leeds-Hurwitz receives 2003 Excellence in Research and Creative By Emily Rasbornik Award Wendy Leeds-Hurwitz is a communication Professor who recently received the 2003 Excellence in Research and Creative Activity Award from Parkside Chancellor. This award is based on the quality and originality of her research and the impact of her research on the field of communication. Anyone who has taken Wendy's classes knows that she is a "bucket of knowledge," as one of her students, Julie Liske, recently suggested. Don't expect to slack in her classes but do expect to come out feeling as though she has poured some of her bucket into you. Here are some of the ways Wendy filled her bucket: She earned her BA at the State University of New York at Binghamton, and her MA and PhD from the university of Pennsylvania. Wendy's major research areas are language and social interaction and intercultural communication. She is an active editor, referee, and conference organizer. Among her numerous publications are the following books: Communication In Everyday Life: A social Interpretation, Semiotics and Communication: Signs, Codes, Cultures, Social Approaches to the story of Communication, Wedding as Text: Communicating Cultural Identities Through Ritual. She has also published over four dozen short pieces. She has served as Vice Chair and then Chair of the Language and Social Interaction Division of the International Communication Association, and is currently Vice Chair of the Semiotics and Communication Commission of the National Communication Association. ' Her credentials say a lot, but so does her ability to teach, help others grow, and take on the 2003 Excellence in Research and Creativity Award. Next time you see Wendy make sure to congratulate her on her hard work and recent award! University of Wisconsin-Parkside 5th Annual Martin Luther King Jr. Celebration COMMUNITY SERVICE AWARD CRITERIA FOR UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE STUDENTS Purpose: The University of Wisconsin- Parkside Martin Luther King Jr. Community Service Award is designed to pay homage to community leaders. The award is given to recipients who have demonstrated the vision and mission of Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. through their endeavors within the local community. More importantly, this award recognizes the efforts of community visionaries who are laying the foundations to realize Dr. King's dream. Nominations: To nominate a UW-Parkside student for this award, please complete the nomination form. Pick up a nomination form at: Office of Multicultural Student Affairs 900 Wood Road/Box 2000 Kenosha, WI 53141-2000 (262) 595-2731 Mail or drop off your entry by November 26, 2003. Each winner will receive their award at the UW-Parkside MLK Celebration on January 23, 2004 at 7:00pm. The University of Wisconsin- Parkside provides services lor patrons with special needs. Please contact the Parkside Student Center for assistance, (262) 595-2345. University of Wisconsin-Parkside presents the. Saturday, December 6, 2003 10am—4pm on the Main Complex Concourse •Shuttle Service *Coat and Package Check •Concessions Available *Great Shopping! •Musical Performance by Kerri Sherwood Sponsored by the Student Activities Office & Parkside Activities Board The University of Wisconsin- Parkside provides services for patrons with special needs. Please contact the Parkside Student Center for assistance, (262) 595-2345 J PagelO THE RANGER NEWS November 17, 2003 Student Job Applications Still Blank Half Through Semester HUMOR By William Brinkman Freshman John Andrew's desk is still cluttered with blank job applications from the beginning of the semester, much to his parent's chagrin. "Every week we call and he says he's just out the door to a job interview, I hear a can open, and then he's off the phone," reported Mrs. Andrews.. "I know college is a very trying time, with 101 classes being the toughest and most intellectually trying time of a student's career, but maybe it's time for us to stop footing every bill and time for him to get a part-time job," interjected Mr. Andrews. "Once I almost cleaned off the desk to do homework, but I thought 'What if my parents see me jobless?' Then at least I could show them the applications so they can see I'm dedicated to getting off their credit card," said John. Why would parents give their teenage son access to a card that offers funds without the feeling of parting with hard-earned cash? The parents complained, "It was only for emergencies, and those emergencies seem to come with cheese and sausage. The economy is tough right now and that has to affect the 'would you like fries with that' and 'did you want to see that sweater in a large' sectors, respectively." With respect to the fact that his parents may someday actually follow up on one of their many empty threats, John laid out his plans for becoming one of the working masses while he tries to keep his GPA over a 2.0. "I eventually plan on getting a job, but right now is not the time. This is prime disc golf season and there's a kegger off campus this Thursday. Maybe if I could find a job that involved playing Playstation 2 and rocking to Dave Matthews Band, I'd apply. That position couldn't be just , filled by any college student and I'm a sheer master at both those things." Who's the biggest idiot? UW-Parkside students voice their opinions... By Russell Harris Reporter Recently, some UW-Parkside students were asked the question: Who is the biggest idiot in the world today? This question drew various responses as expected and here is what some students had to say: Jess Petre, a junior English major, and another anonymous respondent both said that Arnold Schwarzeneger is the biggest idiot. The next two participants wished to remain anonymous and said that President Bush is an idiot. Junior Dan Gashaw and junior Patrick Griffiths said that the idiot is Rush Limbaugh. Sophomore John Krueser says it has to be Jessica Simpson from MTV's show Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica. Noah, a sophomore, says that it is John Madden because of the way he contradicts himself while speaking. In mY opinion Paul McGuire of ESPN Sunday Night Football is the biggest idiot. He seems to just rag on one of the teams playing during those games! Brian, a senior, says, "Any individual who uses malicious intent (blind hatred) to harm or hurt another individual by physical, verbal, psychological, and or emotional means is the biggest idiot." Finally, one respondent says it is some guy who cut in front of her in l ine at the cafeteria the other day. The nerve! Professors: Frankly I'm Sick and Tired of all this Learning By Tracy Medek All right, professors, I get it. You're trying to make me into a cerebral, critical thinker; to expose me to new ideas, views, and insights; to help me become a well-rounded individual whose future contributions will be as innovative as they will be socially responsible. But come on, aren't you taking this education thing a little too seriously? To be brutally honest, this whole college-thing is turning out to be an exhausting and time-consuming endeavor. I hate to say it professors, but I'm starting to resent you a bit. Okay, okay, I'm fairly willing to attend class most of the time, but can't we end it there? Instead you've got to push me to my breaking point: The quizzes, exams, research papers, and always with the homework. The question at hand seems to be: When will all this rampant learning end? The general consensus among university professors is that learning lasts a lifetime; a terrifying prospect! Is there any solace in graduation, then? The answer: a firm, unwavering "No!" There's not even a momentary lapse, and interim of blissful mental stagnation. Well, thanks a lot, you guys. I guess it's time to get back to my truckload of homework, to my learning. And just so you know, I'm missing Seinfeld. University of Wisconsin-Parkside 5th Annual Martin Luther King Jr. Celebration COLLEGE STUDENT ESSAY CONTEST Topic: Why We Can't Wait Judging Criteria: 1. Entrants must address the topic in a 400-word type-written essay. 2. Essays should relate the students' own personal ideas or experiences to the topic and show an understanding of Dr. King's ideals. 3. Essays cannot be a biographical sketch of Dr. King. 4. Essays will be judged on the basis of sentence structure and clarity of thought. Recognition: 1st place winner receives $200 bond and plaque For judging purposes, please type your name, address, and phone number on the back of your essay. For More Information Contact: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Office of Multicultural Student Affairs 900 Wood Road/Box 2000 Kenosha, WI 53141-2000 (262) 595-2731 Mail or drop off your entry by December 12, 2003. Each winner will receive their award at the UW-Parkside MLK Celebration on January 23, 2004 at 7:00pm. m l he Un.ye.sil) of Wisconsin- PaAside provides services .or patrons with suer iat weds. Please contact the Parkside Student Center for assistance. 1262> 595-2345. Page 11 THE RANGER NEWS November 17, 2003 Top Movies Movies & Music Top Albums Weekend Gross (Nov.7-9 weekend) 1. The Matrix Revolutions...$50,155,000 2. Elf...$32,100,000 3. Brother Bear...$18,600,000 4. Scary Movie 3... $ 11,105,092 5. Radio...$7,400,000 6. Love Actuality.. .$6,600,000 7. Mystic River...$4,825,000 8. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre...$4,800,000 9. Runaway Jury...$4,800,000 10. School of Rock... $3,150,000 11. Kill Bill Vol.1...$2,413,568 12. In the Cut...$950,000 •Information taken from http://movies-vahoo.com/boxoffice/latest/rank.html on 11/09/03 Look for These in the Future 1. The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2. Resident Evil: Apocalypse 3. Alien vs. Predator 4. Spider-Man 2 5. Star Wars: Episode III 6. Terminator 4 7. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 8. Batman 5 9. Superman V 10. Troy...staring Brad Pitt 11. Shrek 2 12. The Punisher.. .staring John Travolta Upcoming Movies The week of November 14 1. Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World:.. Staring Russell Crowe 2. Looney Tunes: Back in Action 3. Tupac: Resurrection 4. The Big Empty 5. Anything but Love The week of November 21 1. Dr. Seuss' The Cat in the Hat...staring Mike Myers 2. The Missing 3. Gothika 4. Shattered Glass 5. 21 Grams Did You Know... That Egyptian Authorities banned the Jim Carrey film "Bruce Almighty, " saying that the comedy infringes on God's sacredness. Egyptian censors also banned the popular film" The Matrix Reloaded" on religious grounds, saying it challenged the topics of existence and creation. •Information taken from http://movies.yahoo.com/news/ap/20031108/106833138000.html on 11/19/03 ~ Information Collected By Emily Rasbornik 1. Outkast, Speakerboxxx/The Love Below 2. Rod Stewart, The Great American Songbook Vol. II 3. Clay Aiken, Measure of a Man 4. The Strokes, Room on Fire 5. Ludacris, Chicken *N* Beer 6. Gerald Levert, Stroke of Genius 7. Eagles, Very Best of 8. R.E.M., In Time 1988-2003 9. Dido, Life for Rent 10. 3 Doors Down, Away from the Sun * Information taken from http://www.billboard.com/bb/charts/bb200.isp on 11/09/03 !Ifar6orside Eye Care EXAMS CONTACT LENSES EYEGLASSES Kenosha - across from the Holiday Inn f cool people will clip this cool people will clip this LIGHTHO Kenosha's Hottest Night Club 13 Tuesday's Karaoke Nite No Cover Charge $3 Pitchers 32oz Long Islands - $4 Thursday's College Night $5 All you Can Drink Tappers Women Drink Free!I! , Taking applications - For Bartenders & Waitresses Apply in Person [ridays & Saturday's Dance Party! Best Music In Town Cover with College ID Pizza. $7 Book our Downstairs Bar for Private Parties! Pool Tables Darts Best Party in Townll Hours: Open Daily 7pm - Close Closed Sunday & Monday 1146 Sheridan Road Kenosha, WI 262 552-0830 | Page 12 THE RANGER NEWS November 17, 2003 Exposing the Sexes: The Art of Movement By Henry Gaskins (Note from the writer: I have never used so many parentheses in my iife.) Body language (a term we are not supposed to use when discussing the movements people use to achieve attention from a person of attraction, according to some sort of communication class the female on the opposite side of this column told me about) is an art in itself. When a person finds someone attractive, movement and positioning seem to be a key aspect in receiving equal attention. For instance, a person probably would want to position themselves in a place where the object of infatuation (or possibly to be more politically correct: person of attraction) will notice them more, or make sudden movements that will draw attention to them with the intention of this person will fall equally infatuated with. God, is that confusing enough? Alright, let me break it down further. If a single guy is in class, wouldn't he want to sit as close as possible to the girl who he thinks is the most attractive? (By attractive, I mean for any reason; intelligence, looks, bra size, etc.) If the answer is no, then I guess I truly am one of a kind. But in most cases, I think he would. On the same point, guys, if you're standing outside smoking a cigarette or chillin' with friends by the doorway of our beloved school and you see a girl you might be attracted to, would you not open the door for her just to see if she looks at you differently, if only for a second? For sure I would, and by the end of this third paragraph, I hope you are understanding what this issue of The Ranger News 'Exposing the Sexes column is about: The Art of Being a Complete Jackass. Constantly I find myself doing whatever possible to gain attention from any random girl I find attractive. I've done everything from purposely injuring myself trying to gain medical help from girls to charismatically dropping my pencil in front of girls trying to gain better position for attention. Sometimes it's helped me to get a number, to go on a date, or even to develop a shortterm relationship, yet today I'm single and looking. This leads me to an assumption on which I base my relationship theory: If you can't go naturally about finding a person of attraction, there will never be a positive final result. There is one small gesture I think has more class than any other, and that is the wink. The wink (when not over-used) gives off the subtle hint that "Hey, you are in my scope." I wink very rarely, usually only when I'm staring at a girl and she looks up at me and we hold our eye contact for at least three seconds. Of course, I don't plan the wink; I feel out when it's most appropriate. (Disclaimer: I don't claim to know the best tactics and/or strategies on flirting, I just say what is in my mind. After all, I am single, so you might not want to trust me.) I do believe that movement and positioning are an important part of finding a mate, but see how much longer your relationships will last when you find yourself looking for the same book in the library as a person of attraction. Talk to him or her naturally, and when you find yourself having nothing else to say, wink. By Emily Rasbornik He was mad. He said nothing, but I could tell he was mad because his face said it all. He gave me the look. Everyone knows that look. I had seen it from my dad after every one of my seven car accidents. I could tell I had hit a nerve that went deep. I was scared to talk to him about the accidents because I thought he was mad at me. I did not want to be scolded, I already felt bad enough. To me the look meant I was in trouble. But to my surprise he wasn't mad. He was concerned and worried. I did not get scolded , I got "talked to". I made all these assumptions about the look. I thought I knew what it meant. I realized body movements are more clearly understood once you talk to the person and hear what the person is thinking. Non-verbal communication is inct oc imnnrtQnt oc Fnr instance, when I am out with my friends and a guy with bad alcoholic breath approaches me, I will talk kindly to him, but deep down I am praying that he picks up my signals. Girls, you know what I am talking about. We turn our bodies away, we do not look them in the eye to avoid boring conversation and we do not really engage in the conversation, but instead give one-word answers. Our attention is elsewhere. But he doesn't get it. He may be confused because I am talking to him and I am not being clear about what I am really feeling. So he may keep trying to talk to me to try and figure out what is going on. I think body movements can be effective, but they do not work alone. It is not easy to understand what someone is feeling if they do not say what they are really thinking. Ever visit an ex in hopes of better understanding what they are feeling about you? My friend told me about a sad breakup. A couple of months after the breakup, she went to visit the ex to see how things were going. She could tell right away that he was still shaken up because he was speechless. Movements were all he had to offer. A long eye gaze, a five-minute hug, and then detachment. After the long awaited hug he walked away, sat on the sofa, and put his face in his hands. He couldn't speak; it looked as though he was experiencing many emotions all at one time. All he had to offer at that moment were movements, which told my friend he wasn't ready to talk. So when no response was given she simply said, "When your ready to talk, call me." Then she turned around and left. What else did she have to do? His body movements were telling her only a part of what he was feeling. She was waiting for him to say the rest. We need to attend to both body movements and speech. Being able to express yourself is important, verbally and non-verbally. I know you have heard the saying, "Actions speak louder than words." But that doesn't mean words do not speak. The words say what the actions mean. Are weddings silent? Nope. The main part of a wedding is the vows. Whether you say traditional vows or you make your own, you are verbally expressing commitment and love to one another. Then you seal it with a movement, the kiss. Body movements and verbal communication mean so much, but one without the other is like bread without the butter. Even when you have a bed buddy you have to specify the emotional boundaries of what your actions are meaning. If you do not talk about the meaning behind the action it can be misconstrued into acts of love and will create great chaos in both peoples lives. Are you aware of the signals you send? Special Thanks to John and Krissy for their picture and to Lisa for the wonderful drawing. Thank you to all of you who sent in letters; we love reading them. If you have questions, comments, thoughts, concerns, etc., email Henry Gaskins at uwjpaperboy@ yahoo.com or Emily Rasbornik at reaI757@yahoo.com Page 13 THE RANGER NEWS November 17, 2003 (Dear (EmiCy... By: Emily Wood Dear Emily, I was friends with this gal for a couple months and her friends always told me she wanted to be with me. I never got a chance to talk to her about it, because when we would make plans, she would always break them for some reason. We haven't talked for about two weeks. Why is she being so weird? -Lonely in Kenosha Dear Lonely in Kenosha, The question is not why is she being so weird, but why are you being so weird? Maybe she keeps on breaking plans with you because you considers her "this gal I was friends with." Those are two words that a woman who wants to be with you doesn't want to be called. In fact, excluding my Aunt Martha, no female in the world wants to be called gal. I think that she is trying to tell you something by all those broken plans and the fact that she hasn't made any contact with you in two weeks, so once again I will fulfill my duty as Universal Interpreter of Sexual Attraction and tell you straight up she probably doesn't want to be with you. She might just be too nice or shy to say it, or she thinks she is letting you off easily. Call her/email her/IM her one more time and ask nonchalantly if she would like to "get together and talk" or something like that. If she doesn't reply or she breaks the plans again, seek closure by getting very drunk and sleeping with her best friend. I know your going to argue with me, claiming her friends say that she wants to be with you, I seriously am not seeing that being true from what you have told me. Have you ever seen Carrie, where the cool popular teenagers play a cruel joke on Carrie by telling her that one of the hottest most popular boys wants to take her to prom? That's a good movie, but you definitely don't want to end up with blood all over your handmade prom dress in a high school gymnasium. Results from the last issue of The Ranger News Top Question" Would you rather take a shower a.) Before sex? 20% b.) After sex? 20% c.) During sex? 40% d.) I don't take showers. 0% Also, 20% said they don't have sex. The Ranger News would like to thank the five people who responded.We're just glad to hear you all take showers. Thank you. Dear Emily, I'm a female student at UW-Parkside, and I met this guy at the beginning of last year. We were friends for a couple of months, but we stopped communicating. A few months after that and until now, when I see him he is always staring at me, long enough for me to notice. Every now and then I would catch him in a daze and even smiling. He makes it known that he likes me, but he never approaches me! What does this mean? What should I do? -Question Mark Do you have question that you need answered, but can't afford to pay those greedy professionals at the Psychic Friends Network? Let me give it a stab! Send emails to dearemilyuwp@yahoo.com or drop off notes at The Ranger News' office. Your privacy will always be respected. Dear Question Mark, Clever name. Ha. Ha. I wish the written word could express my insincerity more accurately. Getting back to your question though, I have a few of my own to ask you. First of all, what do you mean when you say, "we stopped communicating"? People who stay in the same vicinity and have the same interests never mutually stop communicating. Who ended the "communication," you or him? And Why? Secondly, why would you assume that just because someone is staring at you that they like you and they are making it known that they like you in the act of staring? He could either a) have a staring problem, b) be incredibly stoned out of his mind every time you see him, c) think your body is more sexually appealing to his eye than whoever is next to you (which, by the way, is not the same as him liking you), d) be staring at whoever is next to you, but you just assume its you, or e) all of the above. I hate to sound like a cold-hearted B#!*! but not everyone stares romantically into the eyes of the one they most admire. It sounds like you like him, and that is why you are irked that he doesn't approach you. The days of chivalry and courting are dead, and it wouldn't be unheard of for you to approach him, even if its just to talk about why you two stopped communicating. If you get rejected, give Lonely in Kenosha a call and console each other with a tender night of raw animal-like sex. The Ranaer Growl We know you all have complaints!! Submit them!! We'll Print Them!! 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University Apartments. 11:07 pm Several citations were issued for underage drinking, disorderly conduct, resisting an offi cer, possession of marijuana, possession of drug paraphernalia, negligent handling fire safety. 10-6-03 Traffic Violation. STH 31/CTH A. 2:13 am Citations were issued to a driver for operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated, possession or use of marijuana, and possession of drug para phemalia. 10-11-03 Vandalism. Union Circle. 6:20 pm. Citations were issued for conduct on University lands and resisting/obstructing an officer. Case pending 10-12-03 Agency Assist. Sheridan Road. 2:17 am. Sheriff's Dept. requested assistance for a fight in progress and shots fired. 10-13-03 Agency Assist. Ranger Hall/University Apts. 10:05 pm.Milwaukee police dept. requested assis tance of a possible suicidal subject. 10-14-03 Traffic Accident. Tallent Parking lot. 10:21 pm. Two vehicles collided while backing out of a parking stall. 10-14-03 Battery. University Apartments. 11:05 pm. Citations were issued for operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated, battery, underage drinking, and possession of drug paraphernalia. One subject was taken to Kenosha Jail. 10-15-03 Liquor Violation. University Apartments. 12:44 am.Citations were issued to a student for having open intoxicants in public. 10-15-03 Disorderly Conduct. 5:22 pm. Ranger Hall. Citations were issued for disorderly conduct and assaultive behavior. 10-17-03 UWS-18 Ranger Hall. 12:49 am. Citations were issued to students for underage drinking and resisting/obstructing an officer. 10-17-03 Liquor Violation. Ranger Hall. 1:05 am. A citation was issued to a student for underage drinking. 10-17-03 Traffic Violation. STH 31/CTH JR. 7:00 am. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 74-mph in a 55-mph zone. 10-17-03 Vandalism. Union Parking Lot. 3:01pm. A citation was issued to a student for keying another student's vehicle. 10H8-03 Traffic Violation. STH 31/CTH A. 6:16 pm. A citation was issued to a driver for a mandato ry seatbelt violation. 10-18-03 Underage Drinking. Ranger Hall. 11:05 pm. Citations were issued to students for underage drinking. 10-20-03 Criminal Damage Property. Union 1:00 pm. Officers were dispatched to the Union Bridge because of a derogatory massage written on an advertisement display. 10-20-03 Traffic Accident. Union Parking Lot. 3:26 pm. A male subject reported to the Police Department that he rode his bike into a van. Driver of van did not report incident 10-20-03 Battery. Comm/Arts lot. 11:45 pm. A male student reported being assaulted during an altercation in the parking lot. Investigation continues. 10-20-03 Criminal Damage Property. Ranger Hall. 11:50 pm.Citations were issued for underage consumption of alcohol and removal of fire exit signs. 10-20-03 Traffic Violation. CTH E/CTH JR. 5:28pm. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 66- mph in a 45-mph zone. 10-22-03Theft Personal Property. Union parking Lot. 11.00 pm.A vehicle was reported being broken into and items removed without permission. 10-24-03 Liquor Violation. University Apts. 1:10 am. Citations were issued to students for underage drinking and throwing hard objects. 10-24-03 Traffic Violation. Outer Loop Rd./CTH G. 8:55 am.A citation was issued to a driver for failure to fasten seatbelt. 10-25-03 Traffic Violation. Outer Loop RD/Wood Rd. 2:05 am.Citations were issued to a driver for operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated, operating with Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) of .08 or greater, and a citation was issued to the passenger for underage drinking. Driver was taken to Kenosha county jail. 10-25-03 Medical Assist. Ranger Hall. 4:37 am. Officers were dispatched to Ranger Hall in response to an unconscious student. Rescue was called and student was transported to Kenosha Hospital. A citation was issued to student for underage drinking. 10-25-03 Medical Assist. MOLN. 11:06 am. Officers were dispatched to MOLN for a female who was injured in a fall. She refused rescue but wanted a report made. 10-27-03 Agency Assist. CTH E/CTH G. 1:23 pm. Kenosha Sheriff's dept. requested assistance with a stalled vehicle in a traffic lane. Vehicle was towed. 10-27-03 Medical Assist. SAC 8:37 pm. Dispatch received a call of an injury at the SAC. A medical unit transported him to Kenosha Hospital. 10-28-03 Worthless Check. Tallent Hall. 7:23 am. A check was returned for insufficient funds. Case pending payment. 10-28-03 Traffic Violation. STH 31/CTh JR. 8:25 am. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 74-mph in a 55-mph zone. 10-28-03 Traffic violation. STH 31/CTH E. 1:35 pm. A citation was issued to a driver for a manda tory seatbelt violation. 10-29-03 Traffic Violation. CTH E. 5:37 am. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 63-mph in a 45-mph zone. 10-29-03 Traffic Violation. CTH JR/STH 31. 9:56 am. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 57-mph in a 35mph zone. 10-29-03 Traffic Violation. CTH JR/STH 31. 10:37 am. A citation was issued to a driver for nonregistration of a motor vehicle and mandatory seat belt violation. 10-29-03 Traffic Violation. CTH JR/STH 31. 11:02 am. A citation was issued to a driver for nonregistration of a motor vehicle 10-30-03 Traffic Accident. Ranger Hall Dock. 12:20 am. A vehicle backed into a concrete wall sticking out of a stairway. Vehicle bumper had scratches. 10-31 -03 Liquor Violation. University Apartments. 12:48 am.Citations were issued to students for underage drinking. 10-31-03 Disorderly Conduct. Ranger Hall. 3:21 am. Citations were fir underage drinking and disor derly conduct. One student was transported to Kenosha Hospital for throwing up repeatedly. 10-31-03 Traffic Violation. CTH/STH31. 7:45 am. A citation was issued to a driver for failure to stop at a stop sign. 10-31-03 Traffic Violation. CTH JR/STH 31. 8:54 am. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 56mph in a 35mph zone. 11-01-03 Medical Assist. Ranger Hall. 1:53 am. Officers were dispatched to Ranger Hall for an intoxicated female in and out of consciousness and throwing up. Female was transported to Kenosha Hospital. 11-02-03 Criminal Damage Property. Outer Loop Road. 10:41 am.A student reported slashed tires on her vehicle. 11-04-03 Medical Assist. CART. 5:40 pm. Dispatch advised officers of a student haying a seizure. Student was transported to hospital. 11-04-03 Theft Personal Property. SAC. 12:00 Noon. Money was reported missing from a wallet in an unlocked locker. 1 l-05-03Traffic Violation. Outer Loop RD/CTH JR. 9:35 pm.A citation was issued to a driver for failure to stop at a stop sign. WAKCWI Be part of the MADNESS every Thursday from 10 PM - Midnight. WIPZ IS Getting Tuned In WIPZ, Parkside's Student Radio Station is getting tuned up and tuned in this year with numerous changes, additions, and listeners. With all that is happening for WIPZ it can be seen as one of the fastest growing organizations on campus. With nearly a full schedule of diverse Disc Jockeys, a new look for the station, a bombardment of merchandis and a broad selection of music, the radio station is really making its mark around campus. It is difficult to walk down the halls without seeing or hearing something related t< the station. The radio will now be displaed in every issue of The Ranger News with adds for shows and current news regarding the station. If you have not heard WIPZ yet, make sure you tune in right away and get a dose of real college radio at its finest. WIPZ is on the air 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, with DJs on nearly all the time brining everything from Jazz to Alternative Rock to Rap and Hip Hop. Catch the wave as WIPZ grows larger than it ever has before. WIPZ 101.7 FM Every Saturday 10 - 11 AfVI Austin Thrasher Rresents: BOOMBOX 1 01 .~Z EMI Widest Variety Known To Man Boom box3000 @ hotmail.com Exposed • W IPZ 101.7 FM • Thursday 1:00 -2:00 , --lYl Exposed • WIPZ 101.7 FM • Thursday 1:00 -2:00 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 34, issue 5, November 17, 2003 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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