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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document THE NGER NEWS OCTOBER 6, 2003 On the inside Letter from the Editor pg. 2 Kellog ousted from Presedency pg.3 Exposing the Sexes pg.8 Sports Info. pg.6 Dear Emily pg. 9 Police Beat pg.11 ISSUE 16 VOL 35 UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE'S STUDENT NEWSPAPER I ... • • ..... ----- "111 - Visit The Ranger News in Wyllie D139C! 2 THE RANGER NEWS -!_• ..,.·,•-;, ~~l ~-..,. ..,.; ..~ .:;•~-:':·! --~~:" - Letter 'From the '.Editorr;:~'".::~;:{;5\- ..~ -. -- • ~'1 i- .. ,J~.. .. - : _ .... •• • ... ~• The main reason we are here in college is, without a question, to get a better education, · but a lot of times, other things seem to get in the way of our duties as students. I found a series of quotes about education that will hopefully serve as a means to get your mind into the school mode if "Education is not the filling of a bucket, but the lighting of a fire." WBYeats "The importQnt thing is not to stop questioning." . ~--.. ,,/ .,1 . . -:~~_.t.:Y.~·:'.~;;;{'. 1~;iiiu'i:'iiiion············~ ~comes from liv- . ~ing life, follow- : ling passions, : laccessing infor- : 1 mation, obse,v- = ~ ing, reflecting, 1 land being ~ ~ inspired by wise = land courageous : it for any reason is straying. Keep on ~cki?' ! ! . As usual, keep your comments commg via e-~a1l (rangemews@uwp.edu) or by dropping them off m the Albert Einstein ~elders in the = ~community." : Ranger News office Wyllie D139C. •---------------• ·----------------· 1"Unless you try to do 1 : "Edut.iltion is the key: ,to unlock the golden • I :door of freedom." , I 1George Washington Carver I I I I ·-·---·----·---·---·----·-,- -~ :something beyond : 1what you have 1 •already mastered, : I ·11 ,you wt never grow. II 1 I I I I 1Ronald E. Osborn 1 I I I I !"There is a brilliant child • ·---------------· llocked inside every stu- I -dent." =~.ii ·ts ·i11e·;~·p~e·me· art ·onlie ·ieaaiei-' ic; ·a~ak~ · · len joy in creative expression and knowl: edge." !Marva Collins . . ~- Claire Aumonier .. . : .•.......••.....•...••.•••.•.•••• "QUALITY IS NEVER AN ACCIDENT; IT IS AL WAYS THE RESULT OF HIGH INTENTION, SINCERE EFFORT, INTELUGENT DIRECTION AND SKILLFUL EXECUTION; IT REPRESENTS THE WISE CHOICE OF MANY ALTERNA- . TIVES." L--•-•-·-•-•.J ~Albert Einstein ~ Willa A. FoSter : ........................................................... ~ L....-.-----------~ Thin s 2 Do The U Monday, October 6, 2003 11:00 AM-5:00 PM 12:00 PM - 1:30 PM Crisis' 7:00 PM8:30 PM Crisis' Tuesday, October 7, 2003 UW-Parkside Faculty Art Exhibition Comm. Arts Gallery 'Muslim Ethics & the Middle East Union 106 'Muslim Ethics and the Middle East Greenquist 10 I 11 :00 AM-8:00 PM UW-Parkside Faculty Art Exhibition Comm. Arts Gallery Wednesday, October 8, 2003 ll:00AM-5:00 PM 7:30 PM-9:00 PM 7:30 PM-9:30 PM UW-Parkside Faculty Art Exhibition Comm. Arts Gallery UW-Parkside Wind Ensemble & Community Band Comm. Arts Tbeatr Foreign Film: 'Nine Queens' Union Cinema Theater Friday, October 10, 2003 7:00 PM-8:45 PM 7:30 PM-9:30 PM Volleyball vs. Kentucky Wesleyan Desimone Gym/SAC Foreign Film: 'Nine Queens' Union Cinema Theater 11:00 AM-8:00 PM Saturday, October 11, 2003 12:00 PM-1:00 PM UW-Parkside Faculty Art Exhibition Comm. Arts Gallery 12:00 PM-2:30 PM Noon Concert: McKeever Duo, James UW-Parkside Rugby match, time & Susan McKeever, piano subject to change Union Cinema Theater 1 :00 PM-2:45 PM 5:00 PM-7:00 PM Highway E Field Volleyball vs. Southern Indiana DeSimone Gym/SAC The Ranier Is publlshm <Nery -ond Thursday throughout the semester by students of the University ofWlsconsln-Paricslde, who are solely responsible for Its editorial policy and content. Letters to the Editor policy: The Ranger encourages letters to the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be dellven,d to the Ranger office (WYll D-l l9C) . l etters must be typed and Include the author's name and phone number. letters must be~ from misleading or libelous content. Letters that fall to comply will not be publlslted. For publication purposes. authon name can be withheld, but only upo,, n,quest. The Ran-t"M«VH the right to edit all letters. Foreign Film: 'Nine Queens' Union Cinema Theater October 6, 2003 October 6, 2003 THE RANGER NEWS STAFF EDITOR-IN-CHIEF SANDRA CORNELL AsSISTANT EDITOR HENRY GAsKINS COPY EDITOR TRACY MEDEK ARTS & ENTERTAME EDITOR EMllY RAsBORNIK ADVERTISING MANAGER OrRISTINE FERRER BUSINESS MANAGER SONY A GONZAlFZ PHOTO EDITOR Srorr STEFANI DESIGN AND LAYOUT HENRY GASKINS Will BRINKMAN EMILY RASBORNlK SANDRA CORNELL REPORTERS RUSSELL IIARRis JOSH KURZ EMILY RAsBORNIK EMn,y WOOD RANGER ADVISOR JUDrm LOGSDON Meetings are Mondays at noon. Please stop by and participate as the meetings are open to all those at Parkside. Wyllie D-139C phone: (262) 595-2287 fax: (262) 595-2295 z::q 3 THE RANGER NEWS October 6, 2003 Kellogg ousted from PSGA presidency ey Nick ~aurenzi . On September 26, 2003, the Parkside Student Government Association Senate (PSGA) remoyed President Kyle Kellogg fr?m office during the General Assembly meeting by a margm of two votes. Sen~tor Danme Moo~e m~de the motion to impeach Kellogg on September 12, ?003 accust~g Kellogg of vtolatmg Article IX of the Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee (SUFAC) procedures. SUFAC by-laws state, "Only SUFAC has the power to a~end b~dge~ recommendations._" The General Assembly of Senators found Kellogg gmlty of V10latmg these terms dunng a summer internship he not only formed and participated in, but also received a salary of $3,000 from. Moore stated that Kellogg breached the SUFAC by-laws when he amended the amount of stipends interns would receive to $3,000 without submitting it to the senate. "Through his actions, [Kyle Kellogg] has displayed a lack of respect and total disregard for the Constitution and by-laws for the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Student Government Association as well as the Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee by-laws," said Moore before the General Assembly at the impeachment hearing. Moore acted as lead prosecutor during the trial along with Senators Jason Pinkowski and Jerome Garret. The team attacked Kellogg on the grounds that be produced no tangible results. Senator Pinkowski interviewed members of the Executive Board of Directors and found that the directors themselves did some of the accomplishments Kellogg claimed to have done during the internship. In closing, the prosecution hammered in the idea that most EARN CASH TODAY AND HELP SAVE LIVES! Donaleyour life.saving blood plasma & • receNe $20TODAY* or $50 'd,is Weekr (fa. ...,.«& 2 houn of your time) CaU or stop by: Zl8 Plasma Ser;,ices 1601 Washins,on Ave. Suile200 Racine, WI 53403 262-633-0454 www.zlb.com .,_cnlchfi d 111memayW9J' "New .... only. other on-campus organizations do the exact same type of workshops and internships during the summer break to prepare for the coming year for no method of payment. "Why would you appoint yourself to do duties on what you're supposed to do?" said Senator Garret. President Kellogg acted as his own defense and relied on his own testimony and that of a food service worker who witnessed him around during the summer. When questioned by Chief Justice Staszewski, it was revealed that the service worker could not say specifically when she saw Kellogg or exactly what he was doing. When asked point blank, "Do you know anything relevant?" the server admitted that she knew nothing regarding the allegations relating to the trial. She did add that, "[The Senators] haven't given him a chance." Kellogg stated repeatedly that the Dean of Students and the finical office bad validated his actions and that he was using the internship as a chance to learn from the previous administration. Being a resident of Minnesota, Kellogg said that the $3,000 ~as what he used to live off of during the summer and stay on campus to work on the mtemsbip, as he would not have been able to stay in Wisconsin_ otherwise: . His pleas did not sway his peers. After a brief closed session for deh~erations, the Senate reopened the impeachment trial and began a vote by secret ballot. With a vote of twentyfive "yea" to twelve "nay" votes, Kyle Kellogg was removed from power. UWRN-9/18-12/11 Come see t e which dares to reveal that eatin2 disorders Performed by EVA VAN DOK have nothing to DO with eating. Broadway actress and recovered Anorexic/Bulimic Sponsored by Student Activities/Womyn's Center OCT 6 5pm Cinema FREE UW.Pari<side provides services with special needs. Please contact the Pari<side Student Center for assistance, (262) 595-2345. 4 THE RANGER NEWS October 6, 2003 Poetry Corner GIVE LIFE GIVE PIASMA. As Usual · There's eight black chairs in front ofme. Eight others to my right. A girl sits upon the last one, She's doing a crossword puzzle. She is staring out several oversized windows. I think she's cute. I'm sitting on a table Just working, . Whispers from passers by blmd my thoughts. A week ago I met someone, She just walked by, She forgot to say hello. There's no one here, Except for this cute girl. . It seems that I need an audience Cute girl just left with her· boyfriend. --Josh Kurz (Untitled) Snow's falling, About a foot outside. Piano's calling Annika plays it live. Drain the engine. Alive it burns inside Defiant, deprived and I'm spread out far and wide. And I know The Earth it moves me still, Me still. And I know His birth was not at will Until... The rain's falling The next room occupied. Furnace is running And burning I am, hide. The ground shaking Beneath my feat we ride The day is coming And snow is still outside But once At Large He Was --Anonymous author A Foundation of Service and Leadership Submit your poetry to The Ranger News Office in Wyllie D139C or e-mail them to: Rangernews @uwp.edu. Give us 1 uuu,, ····-- -- ·· -- '.. Your lasma donations help save the lives of burn and shock victi111s, heart surge,y patients, and he111ophiliacs. Calf for an appoinfl11ent or 111ore i11.for111atio11. $$$ CASH PAYMENTS $$$ EARN UP TO AND OVER PER MONTH Plasma Donor Center Of Kenosha, Inc. 6212 22nd Ave.• Kenosha, WI (414) 654-1366 Hours: Mon. & Wed. 8:30-3:30 1\Jes. & Thurs. 9:30• 00 Fri. 0:00-2:30 • sat. e:00-1 :00 People Helping People For Life RANGER CARD THE WAY TO PAY! Students save when they pay with their Ranger Cardi 1% discount at the bookstore (textbooks and software not included) UNIVERSITY OF ST. THOMAS SCHOQL OF LAW MINNEAPOLIS, MINN. 5 50/0 discount at all dining service locations: • 71 Wyllie Market, Parkside Cafe, & Java Coast The University of St. Thomas School of Law is a national, faith-based law school, that shares a distinctive vision of what the law and the legal profession can be. Located in downtown Minneapolis, Minnesota, our students have access to a thriving legal and business community. For more information: (651) 962-4895 or e-mail: lawschool@stthomas.edu Web: www.stthomas.edu/lawschool 5 5'¾ discount at ~he Student Union: 0 The Den, Cinema, Info Center, • and Ranger Card Office Make Deposits Check Your Balance View Transaction History .rangercard.uwn.edu p 5 THE RANGER NEWS =- October 6, 2003 "Perspectives on Religious Issues" By: Josh Kurz ~t noon Mon~ay, October 6,. "Perspectives on Religious Issues" will be sponsonng a presentatton by Professor of Business and Technology Marwan Wafa entitled "Muslim Ethics and the Middle East Crisis" in Union 106. Marwan Wafa is a Muslim who was born in Kuwait and later moved to the Unit~d Sta~es. H~ is _the president of the Islamic Society of Southeas~em_ W1sco~sm, which _is a _three-year-old non-profit religious org~mzatton_. This presentatto~ 1s a way for students and faculty to gather mfonnatlon and understand mg of the Islamic faith. According to Professor Wafa, there is a great deal of misunderstanding about the ~usl_i~ religion. He ~e~ieves that the worst enemy of human bemgs 1s 1gnoranc~. Tots 1s not omly true in religion, but in many facets of everyday hfe. How many times do we judge something or som~one without knowing an}'.thing about it or them? Many people associate the bombs and explosions we see on the nightly news. But this is not accurate. The Islamic religion wants people to live in peace and harmony. It also values culture, tradition, and faith. Ona of the biggest misunderstandings when it comes to the Islamic religion is the term ''jihad." Many people think that it means "holy war" and violence. What it really means is "effort and struggle". This, again, applies to everyday life. It can describe someone doing a research paper, someone who is struggling to study for an exam, someone who is having trouble in their relationship etc ... Professor Wafa will discuss will be how the Muslim Religion views forgiveness, violence, and death. When dealing with death, the Islamic faith believes that there is a heaven and a hell and that there is a day of judgment where God is the supreme judge. Each person in Islam encompasses protection and preservation of life, not destroy life, and working towards justice for all people. This presentation should be very interesting and informative. If you have any questions you can call Marwan Wafa at (262) 595-2243 or send an e-mail to him at wafa@uwp.edu. Come work for The Ranger News We need news writers, sports writers, feature writers, cartoonists, photographers, and page editors. No experience required, just the drive to survive! Stop in our office at Wyllie Hall room 0139C to fill out an application. Hope to see you soon! LOOKING FOR THE ULTIMATE PARTTIME JOB? Starting Pay $20 per one hour program! Mad Science is the world's leading provider of spetacular hands-on science programs for children. We're currently looking for eneretic individuals to assist in conducting our exciting science programs throughout the greater Milwaukee area. Flexible Part-time positions are available to candidates who: Have experience working wtih groups of children age 4 • 12 Aie outgoing and have a fun personahty Have your own car ( or access to one) Aie responsible and reliable Call today! (414)768-1678 Apply online: www.madscience.org/miJwaukee Email: Madscienceofmilw@aol.com UW Parkside Forums: Fall 2003 UW-Parkside Forums Fall, 2003 Monday, October 6, two Presentations On This Day: "Muslim Ethics and the Middle East Crisis" Speaker at 12:00 Noon, Union 106: Prof. Marwan Wafa, Dan of the School of Business and Technology, University of Wisconsin-Parkside. Speaker at 7:00 PM, Greenquist 101: Mr. Othman Atta, Lawyer from Milwaukee, Wisconsin Monday, November 3, 2003, 12:00 Noon, Union 106: "On Explaining Out of the Body and Near-Death Experiences: A Curious Case of Convictions and Evidence" Speaker: Wayne G. Johnson, Emeritus Professor of Philosophy, University of Wisconsin-Parkside. Monday, December I, 2003, 12:00 Noon, Union 106 "Another Look at Nature vs. Nurture: a Review of The Blank Slate by Steven Pinker" Speaker: Morris Firebaugh, Emeritus Professor of Physics and Computer Science, University of Wisconsin-Parkisde. Forums are sponsored by: "Perspectives on Religious Issues, UW-Parkside" All forums are free and open to the public. Non-Metered parking is free in any lot. No parking citations are given to visitors during Forum hours. HUNGRY? THIRSTY? Union LJ Level M-F7am-2pm M-Th 4:30pm-7pm Sat-Sun Brunch I l:30am-J:30pm "Grill Work" for grilled items "Home Zone" for traditional meals Daily Speciality Made-to-order Dishes Beverage, Desserts & Frozen Yogurt Salad Bar & Soup JAVA COAST Molinaro Hall Li Level M-F 7:45am-lpm M-Th5-8pm Fresh Brewed Coffee Bottled Beverages Where to Go? PARKSIDI IINING SERVICE! Wyllie Hall D 1 Level M-Th 7:45am-10pm Fri 7:45am-7pm Sae-Sun 5pm-7pm Deli Sub Sandwiches Grill Sandwiches Bene Pizza & Pasta Station for Evening Meals Bottled and Fountain Beverages Grab 'n Go Sandwiches, Salads, & Snacks "Rejuicenation Station" Smoothie Bar Daily 11 am---Close Grab 'n Go Bakery, Salads, & Sandwiches • Sponsored By Aramark Dining Service KARAMARK October 6, 2003 6 THE RANGER NEWS Sports Great Lakes Valley Conference 2003 Volleyball Standings -~ As of A.M. Oct. 1, 2003 Recent Scores Sat., Sept. 2_7 . . *at Wisconsin-Parkside 3 Bell~me 0 *Northern Kentucky ~ at LewJ~ O *at Quincy 3 Missoun-St_. L~u1s 2_ SIU Edwardsville 3 at llhn01s-Spnngfield 0 ' f w L Pct. Upcoming Matches Northern Kentucky 5 0 1.000 . 800 Thu., Oct. 2 . . Indianapolis 4 1 UW-Parkside at Northern M1ch1gan, 7 p.m. Lewis 2 Saint Joseph's 2 Wisconsin-Parkside 1 Bellarmine 0 1 3 2 5 .667 .400 .333 . 000 Fri., Oct. 3 ky *SIU Edwardsville at Northern Kentuc , 7 p.m. *Missouri-St. Louis at Bellannine, 7 p.m. *Wisconsin-Parkside at Indianapolis, 7 p.m . Great Lakes Valley Conference 2003 Men's Soccer Standings As of A.M. Oct. 1, 2003 w L T Pct. Southern Indiana 4 0 0 1.000 SIU Edwardsville 2 0 0 1.000 Wisconsin-Parkside 3 1 0 .750 Lewis 2 1 0 . 667 Northern Kentucky 1 0 2 .667 [ndianapolis 1 1 2 .500 Bellarmine 0 0 3 .500 Missouri-St. Louis 1 3 0 .250 Saint Joseph's 0 2 2 . 250 Kentucky Wesleyan 0 3 1 . 125 Quincy 0 3 0 . 000 Recent Scores Sun., Sept. 28 . . . *at Wisconsin-Parkside 5 M1ssoun-St. Loms 0 *at Lewis 2 Quincy I *Southern Indiana 3 at Saint Joseph's 2 *at Indianapolis 8 Kentucky Wesleyan 0 *Bellarmine 1 at Northern Kentucky 1 2OT SIU Edwardsville 3 at Missouri-Rolla 0 Upcoming Games Fri., Oct. 3 Wisconsin-Parkside at Lewis, 2:30 p.m . Saint Joseph's at SIU-Edwardsville, 7:30 p.m. Bellarmine at Southern Indiana, 7:30 p.m. Sun., Oct. S Wisconsin-Parkside at SfU-Edwardsville, 2:30 p.m . Northern Kentucky at Southern Indiana, 2:30 p.m . Indianapolis at Missouri-St. Louis, 2:30 p.m. Bellarmine at Kentucky Wesleyan, 2:30 p.m . A Chat With a UW-Parkside Rugby Player ... By Russell Harris UW-Parkside Rugby Team Vice-President and fullback, Nate Thurman, took some time to speak with The Ranger News about some aspects of the sport of Rugby and about the current season. Thurman, a 22- year-old Anthropology major, is currently in his second season with the team. UW-Parkside does not currently have a women's rugby team. "Rugby is derived from American football," said Thurman. UW-Parkside has had a rugby team since 1997. Since then, the head coach has been Dr. John Murphy. Murphy came to the rugby team with a wealth of experience, as both a coach and a player. He was the head coach at the University of Saint Thomas and the UW-Stout, and was assistant coach at the UW-Eau Claire. The assistant coach is Todd Streeter. The team's president is Will Traber. Thurman developed his interest in the sport when he was 21 years old. A friend of his asked him to play and Thurman said be loved it. "We have about 25-30 players on the team this year, and most of them are rookies," said Thurman. ·'Seeing as how our team is dominated by rookies we hope to be good this season, but not excellent." The team plays about five or six games per year. Admission to the games is free and students are encouraged to attend road games. The rugby team plays on Saturdays competing against other Wisconsin collegiate teams. They play against men club teams in spring. When asked about the strain of schoolwork, his job personal life, and his responsibilities with the Student Organizational Council, Thurman said, "It's not too hard. We only practice twice a week, so it's not bad. It's always fun watching people just kick the crap out of each other!" For further information regarding the UW-Parkside rugby team please visit www.uwp.edu. Under key word rugby. "It's always fun watching poeple just kick the crap out of each other." --Nate Thurman • October 6, 2003 fhe Ranger Growl The Ranger News The Complainer Column A yo~g man named Collin, a group -~f young ladies who call themselves the Culver's girls, Kyle VanPelt, and Nick Kukawski all say that the lack of parking on campus is ieir biggest gnpe. Boy, does that _sound fam1l~ar! An anonymous student s~1d ~hat her b1gges_t complaint was a rut in the pavement in th~ east entrance to the Monlinaro Hall/Student Union parking lot. "It is annoying and iould be fixed bec~use the swellmg m t~e cement 1s 11 not that big. It is a popular entrance, too." UW-Parks1de stud~nt Robert Wnght added, !he~e are not enough girls on campus." Another student said that there are enough rnmonty professors at UW-Parkside. Adam Barsamian s~id he does not li~e the fact that the tuition has increased and that he thinks he gets less education for more money. One _young_ la~y ~atd that _1.JW-Parks1de does not see""! to enforce the distances of which individuals have to stay away from the building in order to smoke. Holhe Cad1rc1 said she thmks that the cost for books 1s way too high. Will Brinkman said he has a severe dislike for people who bring up the same question 5 times in class people who take ten minutes to write out a check for a soda and bag f chips, 3!1d trendy people with no sense of i~dividual personality who jump on every bandwagon. ' Fmally, Kyle van Pelt had more than Just th~ lack of parking on bis mind. Kyle said the disc golf course has an issue as well. " They changed hole eleven and I have to play different pa~ on the h_ole. It ne~ds to be more consistent to make it fair to all of the participants," said VanPelt. He also said that Wyllie Market serves too much chicken and should ave a ~ealth1er and wider selection _of_f<>?d on a daily basis. He thinks that chicken for dinner is okay once a week, but that the cafeteria should expand their dinner menu and serve ~ngs ltke tacos, seafood, steak, rav1oh, nbs, hotdogs, and Hamburger-Helper type dishes. ~re You Aware? Attention Students! The semester is back in full swing and rour Peer Health Educators wiould like to tell you about some if the upcoming events. October is Alcohol Awareness month md the week of October 13-17 has a multitude of fun and nformational events planned. Be sure to come and check out our crashed car in Main Place, or if you're feling agile, come and take a crack at our _ Fatal Vision Obstacle course. Be on the look out for victims of drunk driving crashes during our day of the dead and also be sure to stop by our table and have a drink on us. In adition to all the exciting events we have already planned, we will be ending the week with a kegger party on Thursday night. Show up to hear live music, or for your chance lo win the grand prize of our raffle. Feel free to stop by. Who knows, you may learn something! For more information contact your Peer Heath Educators at 595-2354 or 595-2366. Want Your Picture On The Front Page of The Ranger News? Submit your group photos to The Ranger News office in Wyllie Dl39C for the next issue by Friday September 26, 2003. No profane pictures please. Thank You The Ranger News staff will be taking photos around campus during the upcoming weeks, so look for your picture! Arts and Craft Fair The Regency Mall Arts and Crafts Show is in it's autumn season, with A Touch of Autumn coming to the mall on October 10th through the 12th. Midwest crafters will sell floral items, wood creations, jewelry, portraits, home accessories, signs, candles,Afrikana, and additional unique works in the mall during all mall hours. It's sponsored by Regency Mall and coordinated by Heartland Creative of Lansing, Ill. Regency Mall is on the intersection of Highway 11 and 31 in Racine. 6100 Washington Avenue Racine, WI 53406 Phone: 262-886-4272 Monday - All bottles $2 Malternatives, Wings $.25 Tuesday- $2 mini pitchers $3 pitchers (miller products) 3 tacos $2.99 Wednesday - College & Ladies night $1.50 rails Thursday - $2 you call it!!! (Rails and All Bottles) Friday - $4 pitchers (miller products) $2 Tequila sunrise $5.95 fish fry or $7.95 all you can eat!!! Saturday- $3 Long Islands $2 mixers Sunday - Packer Sunday $10 all you can drink! this special starts at kickoff and ends when the game is over. $1 tappers all day long. *Free pool 6pm until midnight. $5 Beer Buckets Every Night!!! 8 By: Henry Gaskins ''He has game." "Let's go spit some game." "She's fair game." Phrases such as these are common in today's world, but they may be difficult to understand. What is "the game"? Is it dating in general? Or does it refer to the way people approach and deal with others whom they are attracted to? [ don't think there is a set definition, but that may be obvious because there isn't really a clearcut meaning to the word "game". Almost everyone knows what a game is, but really, try to define the term. It's hard. So when people talk to me about "the game", I may understand they are talking about human attraction and interaction, but I don't really understand why the word itself is used. The American Heritage Dictionary defines "game" in several different ways. I'll go through most of the definitions and try to relate them to human attraction and interaction. By doing this, I hope to realize ''the game"; what it is, why we play, and if it is at all necessary. The first definition is "an activity providing entertainment or amusement; pastime". Ifl try to relate this to human attraction and interaction, then I can only understand "game" to mean dating for no reason but fun. Dating people we may be attracted to for our own entertainment or amusement. I must admit, dating is one of my favorite pastimes, so I can see this as a working definition of ''the game". The second definition is "a competitive activity or sport''. So again, ifl were to consider dating a game, then by this definition it would mean to compete against other people who may be interested in the same individual I might be. Or I may be competing against the person who I would be dating, where we both come into the relationship with our own tactics and strategies. I can see why this could be a good definition as well, because with my experience in dating, it seems like I am either on the defense or the offense, trying to get the other person to like me more then I like them. It can almost be a constant battle of who is more interesting. I personally hate this battle because I usually end up showing off, which is the idiot's way of being interesting. Definition number three is "the total number of points required to win a game". Alright, this could probably only fit our definition if, for instance, a group of guys are competing for a set number of girls and the first person to achieve the set number wins the game. For example, "Oh, Jerry kissed five girls before anyone else. That's game." The fourth and fifth definitions are similar. They are "a particular style or manner of playing a game" and "a calculated strategy or scheme". In other words, do you play by gracefully opening doors for someone you just met, or do you sit at home and try to rationalize what your next move should be? Are you the strong silent type, or the charismatic outspoken type? What is the game you bring, and bow do you bring it? · Number six is ''wild animals: rabbits, birds, etc." I have a friend who uses the term "chick hunting" to refer to us going out on the town looking for girls. Are girls then our "game" in this sense? Are they animals my friends and I hunt? I can see this as a working definition because just as a hunter has to make the right moves to catch his game, we must make the right moves to attract our person of interest. Finally, definition number seven states game as "an object of attack or pursuit; fair game". So, for example, when my friends and I are at a bar gazing at a girl who happens to be single, she is fair game, the object of attack and the one we pursue. It is close definition number six. The "game", by these definitions, is a noun. In short, I would say almost everyone who dates or at least interacts with a person they are attracted to uses "game" in one way or another. This makes it a valid and understandable term. What is important, I believe, is when a person can stop playing, stop hunting, and start relaxing. This probably happens when a two people find each other, are content, and are able to relax. I assume this is when serious relationships take place and marriage has a possibility, but that's probably a whole new game. So many questions about ''the game" remain, and I have not the knowledge or insight to rightfully answer most of them but I think if you don't play, you can't learn. ' THE RANGER NEWS Exposing the Sexes The Art of "The Game" If you have questions, comments, thoughts, concerns, etc., email Henry Gaskins at uw_paperboy@yahoo.com or Emily Rasbornik at real757@yahoo.com FREE AIRLINE TICKET! with every Spring Break package! Limited time offer. Check our website for details! www.studentexpress.com Call NOW: 1.800. 787 .3787 .1. 111 Ched.oatourwebslte: • www.thesosclub.com !• HOT LATIN NIGHTS TUESDAYS DJ Spinning All The Latin Hits From Yesterday and Today! WED.NIGHT y THE CAGE GIRLS GONE WU.I> WILD CAGE DANCE CONTEST . i IS BACIO $$®.00 C.osh prize - ladles drink fl'eel II ·• · • 9pm-lam t THURSDAY COLLEGE NIGHT FLASHBACK FRIDAYS SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE sos Tums Into The ANIMAL HOUSE!f $5.00 All You Con Drink 70s - 80s - 90s Music AU. THE WAY ltVE .. AIN'T NO JIVEl SPINNING 70s - '80s - present mixes "THE BEST DANCl PARTY"' FEATURING the best In: dance • top 40 • hip/hop • R&8 EVERY NIGHT $2 00 DRINK SPECIALS • mlller products vodka & red bull hypnotiq shots i October 6, 2003 By: Emily Rasbornik"""' What's with all the game playing? Why aren't people willing to commit? I've ~-en analY2Ulg "the game". Why do people continue to play the game when they gain nothing? One day they like a person, the next day they don't, and then they think that the other person is weird? No it's themselves, It's called a quick fot. They feel like cmp so they jump into something with out realizing who or what they leaped into. Let the game begin. . Let's give our players names, Jill and Jack. Jill thinks that Jack looks good in a lot of ways, the physical attraction is there ond Jack is a great kisser, But remember that Jill wanted a quick fix and all of the sudden she is calling Jack every other day. They are hanging out all the time and for the most pan Jill b feeling well. Then Jack hit!; a foul ball. .H~ want:; more of Jill's time to talk about the future. This 1s when Jill truces an emotional time out and thinks "Wow! I haven"t hung out with my friends in o while". Jill tells Jack, "This week is really busy with school, work, and I'm missing my mends." She thinks this will abide enough time to think of a new play. Then Jill strategies: " I don't want Jack completely gone because, he looks good, is a great kisser, and well ... now I somewhat like his company and the way he makes me feel". Already distancing hcr;elf, Jill finally gave Jack a half-hour of her time to l~lk about the future followed by a great make-out session. Jill says bow she feels with out mentioning the fa,t that she doesn't reallv want a future. Now Jill is sprinting towards second ba~. She's still in the game and thinks shc'i. winning because she's gotten her quick fix for the night. But a couple of days later. she's strikes-out by being caught getting another guys phone number. Jill has got to get her head in the game. She fools Jack ugain by saying that be looks good, kisses great, and again, she thinks the company is awesome. Jill is on second about to steal third when Jack wants to take a time out because he almost caught her stealing third. Jill thinks it's Jack's fault she almost stole third, because he was taking too long. Jill violent• ly throw's her hat otfto gain his attention. Now she has nothing left to do but tell him she loves him. Now She's home free. She's up by one run, which 1s that's all that matters, because she's winning. She has him in her hand. Jill thmks that her team is better and the game in uneven now. She starts throwing curve balls at his face by not being real and again thinks it is his fault that be got hit because he should have seen it coming. Jill goes over and picks up Jack so that he can play in her game. Jill starts picking out Jack's team uniforms and telling him how to play the game that Jill designed. These ups and downs keep Jack (the opposing player) confused and always wondering when he can get on base. Sooner or later Jill forfeits, because there's no more competition. She was winning all the time. There's no more game. She got bored. Even when she tried to create a new play it was ruined because Jack stopped playing. So she's done, she's walking away. But remember Jill wanted the quick fix, she felt like crap and she started the game with someone that she didn't even know. She didn't read up on his plays, she didn't even care about him. Jill only cared about herself, but liked to blame Jack. Game over. Jill has gained nothing. She brought herself up and down these hills all because Jack was hot, a great kisser, and good company. This scenario can be switched to Jack and Jill, Jack ·and Steve or Jill and Amy but whomever its with, people get themselves in these types of situations because they don't want to see themselves for who they really are. They don't want to have self-control n this area. When playing this game you are left with crazy people and more problems. Although feelings and emotions can be useful we don't need to live otfthem. If you really want to find yourself! believe you shouJd delay the gratification of relationships, learn more about yourself, meet new people, establish life-long friends, then mature and learn what your really looking for. Don't fall in to the empty trap of the game. Get into relationships with someone for who they really are. ~emember that plenty of people can be hot, great k1ssers, and good company, but if you want to learn the art of winning, don't play the game. I THE RANGER NEWS 'Dear ~mi(y ... ~r Emily, it true that I can get free condoms from the Student Health and Counseling Center? What about birth control? omy Guy October 6, 2003 By: Emily Wood · ,my Guy, :ase contain your sexual urges while I try to explain the condom situation on campus. Many universities do distribute free condoms, but this is UW-Parkside, so don't expect 1ch. Unfortunately, the Student Health and Counseling Center (SHCC) does not offer free condoms, but they do offer protection at a price that is almost free. For the low cost of you can get 8 condoms or 2 dental dams (a thin sheet of latex which serves as a protective barrier in oral-genital or oral-anal contact for those of you who aren't familiar with the m). For S4 you can get three female condoms. While these options might not be free, they are a lot cheaper than an STD, an unexpected pregnancy, or an abortion in the long run. t •casionally, Peer Health Educators, a student organization associated with SHCC, the Womyn's Center and other organizations will sponsor events or host informational tables on mpus where free condoms are offered. So make like all the other poor horny college students and stock up by grabbing handfuls of condoms every time you walk past the table. hatever you do, whomever you do, just be sure to WRAP IT UP. "'I for the ladies: The Pill, the Patch, and the Depo-Shot are also offered at insanely low prices, and while these might prevent you from having to break the news to mother over an kward Thanksgiving Dinner that you got knocked up at college, they will not protect you from STDs. I !ar Emily, un 20 years old and a junior at UW-Parkside. I have always been friendly with older and more mature people, because I don't really get along with people who are my age. • :cently "Jake," a 35-year-old returning student who I have known for about a year asked me on a date. He's really nice and I have hung out with him a few times around campus. I cepted the date and really want things to work out between Jake and I, but I am afraid that the age difference might be too much to overcome. What do you think? om Too Late :ar Born Too Late, bell, as I always say: age is just a number, unless you 're a pedophile, then it's incriminating evidence. But since you are both consenting adults who realize what you want out of e relationship, I say go ahead. I have never met Jake, but I respect him because of the fact that he wants to get something out of his life and is coming back for an education. But e I were you, I would do a search on his name at www.pac-info.com, an on line public record database (and one of my favorite websites!) just to make sure he's not hiding his past )m you. Let's face it 35 years is enough time for one man to get in and out ofa lot of trouble. Yeah he's really old compared to you, but if you feel a connection to him, you might well see what is there. Two tips for your first date: I. Bring a cell phone with you and be sure friends know where you are going, 2. Don't call him "Daddy" on the first t te .. unless that sort of thing turns him on. f )o you have questions you need answered, but can't afford to pay those greedy professionals at the Psychic Friends Network? Let me give it a stab! Send emails to: d !aremilyuwp@yahoo.com or drop off notes at the Ranger News Office. Your privacy will always be respected. LEADERSHIP SERIES BECOME A VIP: HOW TO GET VERY INVOLVED AT PARKSIDE AMBER ENGEL, Student Activities & CASEY JONES, Parkside Volunteer Program Friday, September 5th at noon in Union 106 Here's your chance to learn about all the great opportunities that await you at UW-Parkside. You can hear first-hand from involved students why they are active on campus and how you can be too. There will be information about student organizations, student activities and events, volunteerism and a myriad of other offerings. Please also come with questions about the types of things YOU would like to do to become Very Involved at Parkside. WHAT MAKES YOU TICK? MARIE SMITH, Career Center We<;inesday, October 8th at 4pm in Union 106 Find out how your personality influences leadership, communication, and careers. Tap your true potential with this interactive session based on the Myers-Briggs Type Indicator®. *Please reserve your space, so we know how much pizza to order! CALL 595- 2278, STOP BY Union 209, EMAIL: engel@uwp.edu or go ONLINE at: http://oldweb.uwp.edu/admin/union/actlvlties.html Sponsored by Student Activities • 10 THE RANGER NEWS • October 6, 2003 Survey · RANGER NEW READERSHIP SURVEY l. Male Female 2. Do you live on campus? __yes __ no 3. What is your monthly income? __ $500.00 or less _$501.00-$1000.00 __ $1001.00 or more 4. Do you smoke? ___yes __ no 5. Do you drink alcoholic beverages? __yes __ no If yes, how many alcoholic beverages do you drink in a week? __ 3 drinks or less 4-10 drinks IO or more 6. What kinds of activities do you enjoy? Bowling Dancing Swimming Golf Nightclubbing Listening to Music Shopping Video Games Biking Disc Golf Reading Going toMovies Roller-Blading Aerobics Weight Lifting 7. How many CDs do you buy per month? __ 3 or less __ 4-8 __ 9 or more 8. How many DVDs/VHS do you buy per month? __ 3 or less _ _ 4-8 __ 9 or more 9. How many video games do you buy per month? 3 or less 4-8 9ormore-- IO. Do you purchase any tiems online? __yes no 1 I. What is your favorite store to shopin? 12. How many times in a month do you go to the movies? 2 or less 3-5 __ 6 or more 13. How many times in a month do you go bowling? ____ _ 14. How many times a month do you eat out? never less than 5 IO IO or more 15. Do you participate in any volunteer work? _____yes? __ no 16. Do you attend church? --~yes no 17. Do you have a car? --~yes __ no 5- 18. Do you have a local doctor you see in case of illness? _____yes __ no 19. Do you read any magazines or newspapers? __yes __ no Please return to The Ranger News office Wyll. D139C by Wednesday October 8, 2003 for your chance to win a FREE PIZZA! Name: ·-------------------- Phone#: _________ """'"'"" ________ E-mail address: ---------------- Age: _ _ ~ Win a free PIZZA!!! § I I n ~ ~ G l '][ar6orsufe P,ye Care EXAMS f l CONTACT ! 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Classifieds are .25 a word. To place a classified ad in The Ranger News, please contac~ Christine at 262-595-2287 or email at rangerads@adexec.com. 8/03 03-532 9/03 03-533 9/03 03-534 Traffic violation. Inner Loop Rd/CTR G. 12:00 a.m. After being stopped for going the wrong way on Inner Loop Rd. A citation was issued to a driver for mandatory seat belt violation. Medical Assist. MOLN. 2:27 p.m. A student was transported to Kenosha Hospital resulting from having a seizure in class. Traffic Violation. Outer Loop Rd. I 2:38 a.m. Citations were issued to a driver for traveling 90mph in a 35mph zone among other violations. Subject was transported to Kenosha County Jail. 19/03 03-535 Drugs. Outer Loop Rd. 12:59 a.m. Officer responded to Ranger Hall for smell of marijuana complaint. Charges case pending )9/03 03-536 Theft state property. Tallent Hall. I 0:06 a.m. Officers were informed of money missing from a drawer. Case pending. 03-537 Fire alarm. WYLL. 11 :20 a.m. Officers responded to a fire alarm in the food court. There was no fire or smoke. Alarm reset. 19/03 03-538 Liquor violation. Union. 10:06 p.m. A citation was issued to a student for underage possession of alcohol. 19/03 03-539 Disorderly conduct. Union. 10: 15 p.m. Four subjects were ejected from dance resulting from a shoving match. '20/03 03-540 Fire alarm. Union square. I: I 9 a.m. An unknown subject pulled a fire alarm pull station. No fire present. Pull staion and alarm reset. '20/03 03-541 Lewd & lascivious behavior. Ranger Hall. I :23 a.m. 120/03 03-542 11/03 03-543 121/03 03-544 1/21/03 03/545 1/22/03 03-546 1122/03 03-54 7 1/23/03 03-549 A student reported male exposing himself. Agency assist. CTH G/Outer Loop Rd. 2:04 a.m. Officers assist Kenosha sheriff's dept. regarding a disturbance between a driver and two passengers. Traffic violation. University Apts. 12:23 a.m. Citations were issued to students for diving on sidewalk and operating a vehicle with a suspended license. Medical assist. University Apts. 2:04 a.m. A student reported that she was having difficulty breathing. Medics transported student to Kenosha Hospital. Disorderly conduct. Ranger Hall. 2:53 a.m. Citati~ns were issued to students for disorderly conduct, possession of drug paraphernalia and underage drinking 2nd offense. Medical assist. MOLN. 11 :26 a.m. Officers responded to a call of a low blood sugar reaction. Rescue arrived and gave her a sugar IV. Agency Assist. Wood Rd. 8:26 p.m. Officers responded to a verbal argument in progress. This was turned over to Kenosha deputies upon arrival. Vandalism. Ranger Hall. 2:50 a.m. Officers responded to a vandalism complaint. No known suspects at this time. m3/03 03-550 · Disorderly Conduct. University Apts. 10:07 p.m. A citation was issued for disorderly conduct. 9/24/03 03-551 Agency Assist. HWY 31. 11 :38 P:m. O~cers notified Kenosha sheriff's dept. Of an accident mvolvmg a motorcycle and a car. Officers tended victim until paramedics arrived. 9/24/03 03-552 Traffic violation. CTH E/CTH JR> 10:45 a.m. A cit.ition was issued to a driver for traveling 69mph in a 45mph zone. THE RANGER NEWS 9/24/03 03-553 Fire drill. Childcare center. 2:51 p.m. A fire drill was conducted at the Child Care Center. No problems observed. 9/24/03 03-554 Fire alarm. Union. 6:48 p.m. Officers responded to a fire alarm at the Union Bldg. 9/25/03 03-555 Traffic Violation. CTH E/Wood Rd. 5:59 a.m. A citation was issued to a driver for failure to stop/improper stop at a stop sign. 9/25/03 03-556 Medical assist. CART. 10:02 a.m. Officers were called to assist to a victim complaining of severe back pain. He was transported to Kenosha Hospital. 9/25/03 03-557 Theft personal property. Tallent Hall. 2:55 p.m. A student reported her purse missing on 9-24-03 9/25/03 03-558 9/25/03 03-559 9/25/03 03-560 9/26/03 03-561 9/26/03 03-562 9/28/03 03-563 9/28/03 03-564 Traffic violation. Inner Loop Rd./CTH G. 4:36 p.m. A citation was issued to a driver for failure to stop/improper stop at a stop sign. Traffic violation. CTH JR/CTH E. 8:23 p.m. A citation was issued to a driver for failure to stop/improper stop at a stop sign. Suspicious circumstance. Outer Loop Rd. 11 :04 p.m. Officers were notified of a group of people walking into the wooded area across from Ranger Hall. A marijuana pipe was confiscated and destroyed. Traffic violation. HWY E. l: 17 a.m. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 63mph in a 45 mph zone. Traffic violation. HWY E. 5:30 a.m. A citation was issued to a driver for traveling 62mph in a 45mph zone. Harassment. Ranger Hall. 12:47 p.m. A student reported harassing phone calls. Agency assist. Union elevator. 12:21 p.m. Dispatch was advised by Kenosha sheriff's dept. of a 911 bang-up from a pay phone. 9/28/03 03-565 Drugs. Outer Loop Rd. 11 :36 p.m. Cita~~ms were issued to students for possession of manJuana, possession of drug paraphernalia. October 6, 2003 eat Sign up for Fall intrmural sports ASAP! Punt, Pass, and Kick Competition - October 3 Three-on-three Basketball Tournament - October 14 and 16 Men's and Women's Indoor Soccer - October 20 Co-ed Volleyball - October 20 Ping-Pong- October 20 Men's and Women's Racquetball - October 20 Men's and Women's Basketball - October 21 Sign up sheets can be found near the locker rooms at the SAC. If you have any questions, please see Tami Falk-Day in SAC room 257 or call 595-2656. October 17-19 (Save this datel) Live animals, food, and great entertainmentl · For more information call 262-595-2278 Sponsored b~ Family Weekend Committee a7a The University of Wisconsin- P~rkside provides services for patrons with special ~ needs. 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