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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document THE Rt=lNG May 9,2002 Veritas University of Wisconsin.Parkside Aequitas Issue 20 Vol. 32 Dance causes controversy Chancellor update On Friday, April 26th, the Parkside Activities Board (PAB) sponsored the event "Straight Kickin' It." This title superseded the name, "Straight Pimpm," since this name caused controversy both on and off campus. Three weeks prior, the event was advertised with window paintings, posters and flyers "if you read the advertisement, it clearly states that "Straight Pimpin" is a dance," said Sabrina Morgan, PAB member. The Ranger and others, were unable to locate the 'clearly stated' words. During a slew of e-mails that were received Friday and the following days, Professor Francis Kavenick reported she, too, had to stop by the Ranger Card office to clarify the meaning of the posters. She was concerned as "over 100 7th grade girls and 20 or so of their PSGA election results in tions while campaigning. hav~ the power to freeze any- By Alex Voskull Morrison said that, "the one s budget. Hie would also fir t thin to do is to check to consider 'mp ementmg a Staff Reporter se: if thegconstitution is valid. salary cap on student orgarn- C rtain guidelines from the zations to prevent any club paest may not-bev alid ." from Ihbavidng an outrageous Morrison is planning and annua u get. . Id like to see put in place Morrison wants to get nd woum u . school ear of this cloud that has hovered for thetupcobmtwmegtehne h~ads over the PSGA. Morrison said a meemdg t e organizations of PSGA"s 'mage, "I wan tt 0 of stu en -1ins this would show that this student govern- ~ornson exp :e what we ca~ ment is not always there to dallo;" t;:;"st~c~ool as a whole attack people and take away o a iust as se arate clubs." jobs." Mornson said he would and not J hat P1JGA he says welcome a larger number of This is w II alon senators, which should accomshould havle dilie :ntire sc\';ool modate Parkside's diverse stu- To invo ve e. dent bod Morrisdns~ff~~t~~ebl~;~ :~f~At an~' rate, PSGA looks to u1ty an PSGA What that role have a new face for the within t : not yet deter- upcoming 2002-03 school year. m~gh~ ?,;f::1 we should have Adam DeFord,. who was amrrune . . t to see what ner up to Mornson in theropmore faculty inpu h d " ular vote commented," am they feel n~ds ~ b~ t.~~~n',- hopeful that the new leadersaid Mornson. s'. ship in PSGA next year can dents who hay~ ~e ;'%C~fstu- learn from the actions taken by The finanCla a p. ludin those who currently hold dent orgarnzatIOns mc o~ office in PSGA so not to repeat PSGA are aHlsoal consc~[!'ata any of the events of this years Mor~.s on's . I e calmhouldULnot pres,.d,enha I eIech.ons. " preSIdent, a one, S By Michelle Ragar Staff Reporter On Monday, April 22, 2002, the Parkside Student Government Association's judicial branch (PSGA) named, Marco Mornson and Vik Sidhu President and Vice-President of PSGA, respectively. This decision comes six weeks after the elections were held. On May 10, 2002, Morrison and Sidhu are set to be sworn in to their new positions,. making the elections official. Once Morrison takes over as president, he plans to~~e some changes within "I feei According to Mornson, that as the 2002-2003 school year approaches, that PSGA needs to undergo a reconstruch · " This may be to due to a nuonm.ber of reason~, wh'ch include lack of cOIDffiltrn~~ certain members w,thin ti: technicalities within the cons b r tuho. n, or as' 'gndifi'canrut lneuvmiolaeof appeals base on parents, teachers and counselors running around the campus." "All organizations like to catch people's attention with catchy themes," said Morgan. At the same time, it brought with it connotations of ethnic / racial and gender stereotypes of an activity which is also illegal under local, state and federal ordinances, and therefore inappropriate for learning institutions. Herb Pitts, assistant to the Chancellor for Equity and Diversity was prompted to look into the event through the eyes of Parkside's policy 54 due to phone calls and e-mails he received from numerous sources including students and representatives of the community, both prior to and the day of the event. The policy states, in part, that everyone should "treat all members of the university community with dignity and respect; Make ongoing efforts to actively prevent harassment by behaving as role models and encouraging open, hones communication." Pitts went on to ask PAB to take "appropriate steps': to make sure this event would not take place. But added if PAB could not cancel the event, they should announce disclaimers during the event venue. Pitts additionally stated in his e-mail, PABwas advised of the problems with sponsoring an event with such a theme. Morgan denied this when asked about having their' posters and flyers approved by Union 209. "No concern was brought up" said Morgan, junior. After Pitts' e-mail, other faculty members and students agreed with Pitts. The event, to them, did not appeal to the vast majority of LJW-r: students. PAB's own m'SSIOn statement, states II our mission is to organize events and activities that appeal to the diverse spectrum or UW-P students' interest." Chancellor John Keating By Sandee Cornell Staff Reporter Chancellor John P. Keating has returned to campus on a full-time basis after a successful cancer operation that took place in the middle of March. Chancellor Keating would like to extend his thanks to all the faculty, staff, and students for supporting him during his recovery. Provost/Vice Chancellor of Academic Affairs, Rebecca Martin, filled in for Chancellor Keating while recuperating. ,,, ~rr' he Univen;itj' of Wiscotl-' !~:;cir~~~t:C:s:~= jts deepest apologies in reference to a party that was ,;pQnsored by our organization on Friday, April 26, 2002. It was brought to QUT attention that the. theme "Straight. Pimpin" :may have been •offensive to 'Some, or may have even heen considered stereot:y,pical. Though the word "Pimp may l1ave had a negative connota- 'tion in past generations, please be assured that its use m our theme was not meant to be derogatory in any sense. Again we apologize to anyone who may have taken offense or ~ressed their concern. Sincerely, Liza Herbst Co- President SabrinaMorgan Co- President Randy O. West Party Coordinator ( ( (l 1 THE A~NG - ,.,.. I ·--·-,= ~ ~ .. = .. ~ -·-.. ~ = = --~ Veritas University of Wisconsin-Parkside Issue 20 Vol. 32 Aequitas Dance causes controversy Chancellor By Michelle Ragar Staff Re porter O n Friday, April 26th, the Parkside Activities Board (PAB) sponsored the event "Straight I<ickin' It." This title superseded the name, "Straight Pimpin," since this name caused controversy both on and off campus. Thr weeks prior, the event was advertised with window paintings, posters and flyers "if you read the advertisement, it cle arly states that "Straight Pimpin" is a danc ," said Sabrina Morgan, PABm mber. The Ranger a nd others, were unable to l ocate the 'cl arly tat d' words. During a slew of e-mails that were rec iv d Friday and the foll wing days, Professor Francis av nick reported she, too, had to top by t he Ranger Card office to clarify the meaning of the posters. She was c ncemed as "over 100 7th grad girls and 20 or so of their parents, teachers and counselors running around the campus." 11 All organizations like to catch people's attention with catchy themes," said Morgan. At the same time, it brought with it connotations of ethnic/ racial and e;ender stereotypes of an activity wfuch is also illegal under 1ocal, state and federal ordinances, and therefore inappropriate for learning institutions. Herl::i Pitts, assistant to the Chancellor for Equity and Diversity was prompted to look into the event through the eyes of Parkside' s policy 54 due to phone calls and e-mails he received from numerous sources including students and representatives of the community, both prior to and the day of the event. The policy states, in part, that everyone should "treat all members of the university community with dignity and resp~ct; Make ongoing efforts to actively prevent harassment by behaving as role models and encourae;mg open, hones communication." Pitts went on to ask PAB to take "appropriate steps" to make sure this event would not take place. But added if PAB coula not cancel the event, they should announce disclaimers during the event venue. Pitts additionally stated in his e-mail, PAB was advised of the problems with sponsoring an event with such a theme. Morgan denied this when asked about having their posters and flyers approved by Union 209. "No concern was brought up" said Morgan, junior. After Pitts' e-mail, other faculty members and students agreed with Pitts. The event, to them, did not appeal to the vast majority of 1JW-P students. PAB's own mission statement, states "our mission is to organize events and _activities that appeal to the diverse spectrum of UW-P students' interest." PSG A election results in tions while campaigning. have the power to freeze any- By Alex Voskuil Morrison said that, "the one'~ budg~t. H1e wou:1d also first thing to do is to check to consider imp ementmg _a Staff Reporter see if the constitution is valid. salary cap on student orgaru- O n Monday, Al'ril 22, 2002, the Parkside Student Government Association's judicial branc~ (PSGA) named, Marco Jv!omon and Vik Sidhu President and Vice-President of ~A, r spectively. This dec1s1on com six weeks after the elections were held. On !vfaY 10, 2002, Morrison and Si~u are set to be sworn in to their new positio~,. making the elections offiaal. Once Morrison takes over as president, he P~~ to~~e some changes wt~ II f i According to Mo mson, s1 ee 1 that as the 2002- 2003 rsc1 year approaches, that needs to undergo a reconstruction." This may b e to duet? a number of reas ons, which include lack of co~!ID~~ certain members within ti, echni alities within the cons - t c . . . t umber tution, or a s1gnjfid can ntle violaof appeals base on C rtain guidelines from the zations to_ prevent any club e t be valid " from havmg an outrageous pa~:ds~~ is plaruting and annual ~udget. . ld like to see put in place Mornson wants to get nd fo~uthe u coming school year of this cloud that has_ hover~ tir{ b tween the heads over the PSGA. Momson said a meed g - e r anizations of PSGA's image, "I want to ~ 5!0 ent ~~ ~s would show that this student govern" llmson ~J see what we ca~ ment is not always there to a ow u~ chool as a whole attack people and take away do /t i~s tas separate dubs." jobs." Morrison said he would an. n~ JUS hat PSGA he says welcome a larger number of This 15 w all 1 senators which should accomshoul~ ha1e d~e enti:/;J·ool modate Parkside's diverse stu- To mvo ve . f dent body Morrison would like ~o see ac- At an · rate PSGA looks to ulty and staff take a bigger role y ' f f th . . PSGA What fhat role have a new ace or e w~thin b is· not yet deter- upcoming 2002-03 school year. m!ghd ,,j feel we should have Adam DeFord,_ wh? was runmine · . ut to see what ner up to Momson m thefopmore facu~f b changed " ular vote commented, " am they feel n_ s i ~ . the sh!- hopeful that the new leadersaid Morrison. 1 is . shi in PSGA next year can dents w~o hay~ the ~~c~f stu- le~ from the actions taken by The fin~cia. asp . ludin those who currently hold dent orgaruz:ons m~em 0, office in PSGA so not to repeat PSGA are a al uns~on -that a any of the events of this years M · on's He ca 1 l · " 01:15 · 1 hould not presidentia e ections. president, a one, s update Chancellor John Keating ___ By Sandee _C_omel_l __ Staff Reporter C hancellor John P. Keating has returned to campus on a full-time basis after a successful cancer operation that took place in the middle of March. Chancellor Keating would like to extend his thanks to all the faculty, staff, and students for supporting him during his recovery. Provost/Vice Chancellor of Academic Affairs, Rebecca Martin, filled in for Chancellor Keating while recuperating. Apology The University of Wisconsin- Parkside Activities Board wishes to express its deepest apologies in reference to a party that was sponsored by our organization on Friday, April 26, 2002. It was brought to our attention that the theme "Straight Pimpin'' may have been offensive to some, or may have even been considered stereotypical. Though the word "Pimp may have had a negative connotation in past generations, please be assured that its use m our theme was not meant to be derogatory in any sense. Again we a1>0logize to anyone who may have taken offense or expressed their concern. Sincerely, Liza Herbst CoPresident SabrinaMorgan CoPresident Randy 0. 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Please stop by and participate as the meetings are open to all those at Parkside. Wyllie D-139C phone: (262) 595-2287 fax: (262) 595-2295 The~ is published every Thursdaly throughout the semester by 91udenls of the University o{WISCl)ll$iJ>-Padcside, who are so1e1y responsible for its editorial policy ~nd content. letter,, to the F.ditor policy; The Ranger enoourages letters lo the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered lo the Ranger office (WYLL n-139CJ . Letters must be typed and include the author's name and phone number. Lettena must be free from ,ni.sJeading or libelous content. Letters that fail to romply will not be published. For publication pwposes, author's name can be withheld, but only upon request. The Ranger reserves lhe right to edit all letters. Vice Provost Dr. R. Martin helps out the Chancellor Dining Service Amber Smith Co·Edltor·ln-Chlef Dr. Rebecca Martin While Chancellor Jack Keating was absent from the University of Wisconsin Parkside to under go surgery, ViceProvost Dr. RebeccaMartin stepped up to complete the Chancellors duties. Totake over the responsibilities of the Chancellor after only being at the University for a short time was a challenge, e~pecially since it came at the time of the admissions freeze but the vice provost stated; "The people here are a great help. Chancellor Keating put together a great team.' The Vice Provost likes the fact that at the University of Wisconsin Parkside "access to education is a priority" and she also feels that "The quality of the teachers here is excellent." In the Spring 2002 issue of Perspective Dr. Martin stated that she looks "forward to being here in 2007. I really expect Parkside will provide me with room to grow, plenty of challenges, and the opportunity to contribute." 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Martin helps out the Chancellor Amber Smith - -- Co-Editor-In-Chief Dr. Rebecca Martin W hile Chancellor Jack Keating was absent from the University of Wisconsin P a rkside to under go surgery, Vice Provost Dr. Rebecca Martin tepped up to complete the Chancellors dutie . To take over the responsibilities of the Chancellor after only being a t the University for a short time was a challenge, especially since it came at the time of the admissions freeze but the v ice provost stated; "The people here are a great help. Chancellor Keatin&' put together a great team. ' The Vice Provost likes the fact that at the University of Wisconsin Parkside "access to education is a p riority" and she also feels that "The quality of the teachers here is excellent." In the Spring 2002 issue of Perspective Dr. Martin stated that she looks " forward to being here in 2007. I really expect Parkside will provide me with room to grow, plenty of challenges, and the opportunity to contribute." 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TTHHeE ,A=u~::GaNeGAER MMaayy 99 22000022 Page4 Just a taste of what UW-Parkside students from the Art Department have to offer Clockwise from the top leftKyle and Conne Wolf working the print studio. Josh with a work progress. TrishaLuke 'Movie College' Nicholas Knuth 'leaf Skateboard Series', Panitan Kayasit 'Brochure Pag 3& 4', John W1lsori 'Sineware', Elizabeth Pezoldt 'Barbie Picnic Set' , I leftK yle in in Trisha Luke .Nicholas Pani~ tan 3 & Wilson Page5 FREE MEN'S SUITS!! By Professor Donald Kummings. At last, my friend, you've learned what every poet learns: and thus are weak, anemic; that what you write is just not good enough, -symbols nor will it ever be. Yet you've said you would transcribe the blood's red song. squawk You would write a poem with a stem and such delicate skin. You would piece and fuse glass poemette, a fine, verse ..some Don't We Wish!! 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Dining Service's Evening Meal is Moved Monday, May 13th and Thursday, May 16th. Questions? Contact Dining Service atx260 I Evening Meals on these days will be served in the Union Squarewith the ParksideCafe prices honored. Special Menu Items Include: May 13th: Grilled Brats, Burgers, and Chicken Breastswith all the trimmings. Will be outside if weather permits. May 16th: Top your own pizza special. There will be other items also served. * These special-days will allow the meal plan discount. • 'Blood Truck' Kummings "How we wobble when we have the collywobbles" -James Joyce You would make a poem out of musk ox hide, leaving the coarse hair on. with jewellike blue and green a stained-glass poem. You would even settle for a poemene, if tiny, about a pebble, maybe two, of some small pain. Kummings, you Midwestern Daedalus, you laze about, dream of stepping forth labyrinthine indeed, you would fly off, and up, and high yet evidentally you're afraid the sun will melt the red wax of your heart. Your lines, therefore, are fishermen crowded round an inkwell, witlessly staring, sullenly waiting; your images are cold, made of wire; your metaphors forget to eat and sleep and thus are weak, anemic; your symbols are white bells that have no tongues; your ideas stand on this foot, that, and squawk: demented parrots perching on such flimsy limbs. Pal, you're growing old. You sit and stroke your sisal fiber beard. You stare at wide, wintry fields of the page, white as the bones of bison. Is there any doubt ·that you need help ? But who is coming to the rescue? Where is the sag wagon? By God! Where the blood truck? Even now it should beating up, bright and throbbing at the curb, the smocked doctors disembarking, red syringes in their large, poetic hands. 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Square with Parkside Cafe Breasts with special days ~uestions? at x260 I { Activities' Page?i i BY~r Carl Lindner "As mandated inUWS 8.025, all faculty and academic staff must file a report on their outside activities. " -Vice Chancellor ([he ",e",6-.s 06 ([he 'Ra"'Jet sta# sooald like to thaM all the attists a"d poets ",ho donated theit ceeattve JVo'lks to ma.ke out litetM¥ issue a success. We look 60t"'Md to tecei"i"'J all ¥out MUstle ",otks 60t next ¥<tltSlitettlt¥ issue. Every day, religiously, I change my underwear. When I leave my house, I always lose my way. I no longer pay attention to the news. When my cat meows, I listen to the syllables. On my back, I study the language of clouds, the wheel of jay, the swoop of cardinal. At the close of light, I wrap myself in the blanket of night. I pray the blackness finds in me good company. Morning showers me with gold. Less and less I count the change in my pockets. More and more I grow rich from these activities. , ';11~'Real '[I'U"d' By Sandee Cornell 'Vortex' By E. Merrllt J can t'lust me J1Jith H11f sectets. j C4h t'lust me not to lie. j ca" ttust tka t j ",i/J. 6e tkese 0" the "et~ da~ j die. !J ""i1lnevet stea.l »tlf mO),{2.1(- j ",ill "e"et sta6 "'~ 6ack. And j ",i/J. al",a~s ha"e the da",n 'J0odtaste 'lhat "'ijht j add, ~ou lack. !J ",i1l11eVe'l put me second. !J will1telle'l salft "xoe 110W('. 7fO'l !J knokJ tha.t time is 'P'Ucious And is lost "'ith ~ou so",eho",. j ",i/J. al",a~s hell' me tijht. j ",i/J. al",a~s "'tltch m~ 6ack. And it j should 'J0on a 'til', j'll al",a~s hell' me pack. j kno", that j am much like me ;11~selt, and e"en j, And j kno", that j ",i/J. hold m~ hand Until the da~ j du. Once, there was a warm, storied ,white rambling house with earned acres to savor, roam, ride, tend and mow. There was a hig fertile garden with black crumbly dirt to dent, sow, plant, weed, water, and harvest. 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Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 32, issue 20, May 9, 2002 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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