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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document THE AI=INGeFi April 19,2001 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Issue 26 Vol. 31 INSloe Page 3 Front Page continued Page 4 Mia's Horoscopes PageS Listen Up! Living up to what's expected .•• Page 6 UW-Parkside Circle K Miller Park opening a huge success Page 7 Powerpuff Girls as om inspiration to a new generation Page 9 Spprts Bucks leap into the Playoffs " g; The sex play is coming Ben Schmidt Staff Reporter L ysistrata 2411 A.D., the much-anticipated 'Sex Play; as many students have come to call it, shall hit the Communication Art's stage April 20th, 21st, 26th, 27th, and 28th. Lysistrata's title character, played by Jr. Catherine Apilado, agreed that "a lot of [Lysistrata] is about sex;' but like many of life's aspects there are multiple levels, . "The story is timeless," said Apilado, "Because there have been wars since the beginning of time." The play, which takes place in 2411 A.D. amid warring sectors of the population, is about the struggle of women to end the continuous warring of men because they are fed up with the fighting and death. Lysistrata, whose own father died in battle, organizes the women and "tells them that they need to give up sex in order to stop the .men from fighting," said Apilado, who characterizes Lysistrata as "A temptress" with a bizarre twist of "Southern Belle" and "ditzy Valley Girl." Toprepare for the role Apilado was specifically instructed to envision Hollywood screen legends Sophia Loren and Vivian Leigh, who's best known for her portrayal of Scarlet O'Hara in Gone With the Wind. "It's a very visual show in terms of costumes and colors;' said Apilado, which includes fire-eating, outrageous hair, a sexually suggestive stage, and skimpy wardrobes, which Apilado admitted can be "a little challenging" to deal with. She also said that there are "some interesting visual effects that you'll have to come to see." Comedy in the play comes by way of the situations that various characters get placed into and the ad-libbing encouraged by the play's director, Dale Calandra, who also co-wrote the adaptation, which is based off an original play composed by Greek playwright Aristophanse in 411 B.C. The ad-libbing promises to keep the performances Continued on pag, 3 The RangerFest: A spring open house at Parkslde Tyrone A Payton Co-opinion Page Editor I thas been 3 years since Parkside has had a Spring Open House for the student population, but Saturday, April 21st, the school will rekindle this event and christen it the RangerFest. "The RangerFest is about school spirit here at Parkside;' said UW-Parkside Admissions Counselor Johnrae' Stevenson. The gala spectacle starts at noon and lasts until 4 p.m., and it will showcase interactive sites for the student population beginning in the Union Bizarre and stretching across the campus main level to Main Place. Some of the student club sponsored highlights will be the meringue and salsa dance demonstration displayed by Latinos Unidos and the scavenger hunt made possible by the Black Student Union to coax RangerFest participants to explore all the sites. There will also be live Continued on page 3 Nicole Sicuro, left and Johnrae Stevenson, right are the two admissions counselors who are in charge of coordinating RangerFest. Page 2 fTHING~ April 19, 2001 April 19 April 20-21 • Stir-Friday Night, the Midwest's premier Asian American sketch comedy troupe, 1p.m., Union Cinema Theater, free. • InfoBreaks: Iritroduction to Scanning Graphics w /Don Lintner; free, 2:15 to . 3 p.m., Instructional Tech Center, Wyllie 01500 • Women's Studies Staff, Student, and Alumni Get-Together, 5 p.m., Union Square, 6:30 singer Vicki Guzman begins to entertain. Call Linda Madsen at (262) 595-2162. . • Friends of the UW-Parkside Library program: "A History of Ethnicity in Wisconsin" w /UW-Parkside History Professor John Buenker, 7 p.m., free, open to everyone, Overlook Lounge on the second floor of the library. • Den Party, music provided by OJ, Student Center Den, 9 p.m. to midnight, sponsored by UWParkside Black Student Union. April 20 • Special event: New Student Orientation Day for fall 2001, open to campus and community • Fun Friday: April 20, noon, Office of Multicultural Student Affairs, Wyllie Hall 0-182, free, refreshments served • Noon Concert: Brass Ensemble, noon, Union Cinema Theater, free • Second Annual Conference on Teaching & Learning, 3 to 8 p.m., location to be announced. • Taking Care of Business Banquet, 6 p.m" Union Dining Room, sponsored by the Office of Multicultural Student Affairs • Dance: Parkside Asian Organization, music provided by a OJ, Union Square, 9 p.m. to 1 a.m., $5 with college 10, $6 general public. • Plays at Parkside: "Lysistrata 2411 A.D." Communic~tion Arts Theatre. Tickets: $10 adults; $7 students/seniors; group rates available. Call DIane Smith at (262) 595-2564. April 21 • Special event: RangerFest 2001, campus-wide program, all UW-Parkside organizations will participate w /interactive booths, 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., free. April 23 • Latino Film Festival, "Rio Escondido" (Hidden River), Argentina, 6 p.m, Union Cinema Theater, free. April 24 • Latino Film Festival, "Amargo Azucar" (Bitter Sugar), Cuba, noon, Union Cinema Theater, free. • Softball versus Olivet Nazarene, doubleheader, 3 p.m. • "Survivor III-Office Olympics," 4:30 to 7 p.m., Main Place, free, food provided, open to faculty, staff, LTEs and spectators. April 25 • Latino Film Festival, "El Callejon de los Milagros" (Midaq Alley), Mexico,6 p.m Union Cinema Theater, free. April 26 • Latino Film Festival, "Zoot Suit;' USA, noon Union Cinema Theater, free. The Ranger is published every Th . . t the semester br student:!lof the priiversity ofWlSCOris!n-P. ho are .solely responsible for j~ ~itorial policy and content _ Letters to the Editor policy: The Range: ages letters to the Editor. Lettet$should not exceOO2'iO words and should be delivered to the RanIer office (WYLL D-139C) Letters m st be . 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Wyllie D·139C phone: (262) 595-2287 fax: (262) 595-2295 ,April 19, 2QQ1 Page 3 The RangerFest: A spring open house at Parkside continued radio broadcasts from RangerFest as WIPZ, 101.7 FM,Parkside's student Radio, and 103.7 Kiss FM will be on location to put a little groove into the festivities. Plus, Kiss FM is bringing along their infamous Kiss PM Cash Kube, where it could be an early tax return bonus for some students, as they are trapped in the box with the chance to sweep up some extra dough that is flying around inside. A possible even bigger bonus for all participants is the trip for one lucky individual and a guest to Times Square and the MTV Studios for a free tour sponsored by Time Warner Cable. These are probably some of the grandest features at RangerFest, but there is plenty more sites to mention. The Information Services will construct an Internet cafe, where students can enjoy coffee with their computer web browsing. Not to forget, the Peer Health Educators will be mixing up some mocktails, non-alcoholic beverages, for those festivalgoers who want to come off their coffee kick. Also, the Theater of Empowerment will be practicing their thespian skills with a special performance on a series of different conflict scenarios. Other facilities that will be there are the Nursing Programs blood pressure testing exhibit and the Geology Departments interactive display on water. Admissions Counselor Nicole Sturino best put the RangerFest when she said, "We want to showcase the physical beauty of the campus, showcase our programs and our people, and show what we offer." Well, all of these interactive sites will be at RangerFest for all participants to capitalize on each site's experience, and these are just the beginning of what RangerFest has to offer. The sex play is coming continued. fresh. The ad-libbing already occurring during rehearsals "Is really funny" according to Apilado, "It's different every night." She also counts her opportunity to work with the play's writer as very rewarding because "You !l.etto know their every vision' and "you know exactly what's going on." No! There is no nudity. The play's sexually related content should not shock viewers because "Wenever go too far" said Apilado, Calandra would not allow it. "It is very sexual, but it's fun at the same time" according to Apilado, "There's a lot of innuendos," but nothing graphic. "[Lysistrata's] goal is peace" said Apilado, who points out that "withholding sex from the men" is a means of achieving her goal. Sex is just one aspect of the play but it is not the main point. Apilado, who plans to go to photography school in the near future, hopes to one Owner/Skipper of 36' cruillinglrac:il'lg .loop fAking CNW for S4tul'doy race .. I'iuSQilingout of NcIrth Point/Winthrop Horbor. 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If you are interested in viewing' Lysistrata 2411A.D. come to the Communication Arts Theatre for 7:30p.m. performances on April 20-21 and 27-28.A special 10:00a.m. performance will be held on the 26th. TIcketsare $10 for adults and $7 for students and seniors. Group rates are available. For more information, call Diane Smith at (262) 595- 2564. IF YOU THINK A NIGHT IN A FOXHOLE IS'TOUGH, TRY A LIFETIME IN A CUBICLE. The U.S. Army offers 212 different career opportunities in fields ranging from medicine, construction and law enforcement to accounting, engineering and intelligence. You'll be trained. Then you'll use those skills from the first day on the job. It's a great way to start moving in the direction you want to go. Find One of 212 Ways to Be A Soldier at GOARMlCOM or call1-S!lO-lJSA-ARMY, Comaet your ioeal recruiter, Alld we'lilleip you find wllat's best for you. Page 4 Mia's Horosccpes Mllanka Sulejic Staff Reporter Capricorn December 22-January 19 Most Capricorns like to consider taking a healthy risk every now and then but the next month or two calls for more restraint than usual. This doesn't mean you should skip the spicy enchilada special at your favorite Mexican restaurant (if you don't have one then you should go find one!) but you certainly can't be faulted for looking a little more at the long view. Give yourself time to put your feet up and toss around some worst-case scenarios- ever if it's just for grins. AquarlUsJanuary 2Q-February 18 Don't go raining on someone's parade just because you can. I haven't met an Aquarian yet who doesn't love to pop a bright, stupid balloon- its Just part of the .whole package. However, while puncturmg the dreams of morons is such a satisfying sport, it is not always the correct course of action. Sometimes it's better to...just. ..walk ...away. Pisces February 19-March 20 This coming month could be a lot of fun for you wacky water signs. In between moments that make each day annoying there are those precious seconds when you stretch JOur arms, breathe dee\" an know, that whatever you re about to embark on is going to work. The most promise lies particularly in the more (ahem) carnal areas. Libra September2~tober22 It's spring-get outside! Grab a book, a bottle of wine, your syringes or whatever it is you play with and get in the sunshine! Then again, I'm being US centric; if the weather is crap where you are just drink more heavily and it will all be good. Scorpio October 23-November 21 Break out the pots, pans and those strange little kiteben gad gets- its time to go Iron Chef baby! You can do a lot in a kitchen, even if you don't know a whisk from baster, a half pound of fresh chervil from an ounce of tripe. When you're cooking you can focus and let the worries just drift away. Food you cook often tastes better and you can certainly impress those around you with a home-cooked meal. (We're talking MAJOR bonus P9ints .here guys) SagIttarIUs November 22-December 21 We all want to make massive changes in our lives (well, MOST of us do, the rest are just insane) and its always hard to admit that things Just won't happen overnight. Even the best plastic surgery takes weeks to fully heal, so don't think that anything will happen overnight. Take your time, be committed to what you want to achieve and don't think about the end goal. You'll get all bent out of shape that xou haven't reached your goal if you worry day to day- and unless you're trymg to get into shape for an Olympic gymnastics team that's probably not what you really want. Aries March 21-April19 So much information, so little time, so much of a headache. Let's be honest- the information overload is getting insane of late. Take some time to stop absorbing every little bit of news, data and other April 19, 2001 stuff around you. I'm not encouraging you to embrace ignorance, but look where It got our President! Also- the next time someone asks what your best interpersonal skill is, remember not to say' "emotional blackmail." Taurus April 2Q-Mary 20 . Send in the clowns. Seriously. Add an extra dash of humor to your life in the weeks to come and you'll benefit greatly. Things are usually crappy m everyone else's life, so if you can make people laugh they'll love you for it. Don't feel that you have to go the class clown route, but if you feel the urgerock and roll. Gemini May 21-June 21 You know that a little imagination in life is good,but you don't have to go whole-hog on it. Many things in life you CAN take on a certain amount of faith without having to wrestle with it. You know that if you put a hamster in the microwave you'll get a big, wet pop- you don't have to test that theory. While that might be a tad extreme, you get the idea. Cancer June 22-July 22 You're quick, bright and you know what you're after. In a crowd of people, you stand out with your smooth moves and decisive actions. People sway before your opinions and tremble at your rage. You're also susceptible to flattery and need to watch out for that this month. Leo July 23-August 22 The opinions of others will always be something of a thorn . in your side. You can try to patiently walk someone through the logic of your ideas but if they don't want to list~ you might as well be trying to explain foreign politics to our new President. Instead, just relax- the odds are that the person you're arguing with will have something bad happen to them soon enough. Take some time to dip your toes in the water. Virgo August 23-September 22 Did you swing around likea ballerina on crarik last month? Did you take life by the short hairs .and make it dance? Oh well, there goes YOUR chance. The next month looks a lot more sedate, which is not always a bad thing-especially for those of you who did the watusi on the backs of those around you and anyone stupid enough to get in your way. } I want myMTV Win a studio tour and trip for two to NewYork City courtesy of Time Warner Cable $ Give me money - that's what I want Say hello to the KISS-FM DJ and make a mad dash for cash in the KISS-FM Ka$h Kube Keep your eyes on the prize == Enter to win tickets to HarborFest, gift certificates from area businesses, and much more }t I.) . :. There's a party going on right here Get Inthe spirit, celebrate all UW-Parkside has to offer and share it with new students Saturday April 21, noon to 4 pm RangerFest 2001 lApril19,2001 Page 5 Quote of the Week Living up to what lsexpeCted ... Melissa Stephenson Co-oplnlon Paga Editor "There is only one thing worse than the man who will argue over anything, and that's the man who will argue over nothing" -Lawrence Peter ! wasdriving home the other day and got to thinking. Girls freaking out about bors,~dworrying tOQ1IUlCh,guys being macho and tough, these are certain trends that we do tend to follow, but ar~ we doing It because it'S,sociaUy, excusable, expected. and acceptable? " ", , .'".".: By 'being a girl" about things, or "acting like guy", are we not fitting ourselves into the stereotypes we try so hard not to? If a girl is calling all her closest friends, worrying excessively about a guy, this is accepted. "She's a girl, it's what they do." If a guy is showing off to a group of girls, it's brushed off as being "a guy thing". You mightbe saying, okay, that'sn, ormal ... But have you ever wondered why it is that we settle with it at all? " ' . ., It's okay for me to be emotional and weak, because I am a girl. WHY??? We are raised to act like gills and guys- If you like something or act a certain way, it should be because you that's who you are and not what you are. Do you want to be what you are supposed to be? Intrying to be different from everyone else, you are just like everyone else that is trying to be different. Itend to justify my actions with that same excuse. Ican't fully speak on the male population, because Iam not one, but if any guy or girl for that matter, out there understands what I am trying to say, please email me at ranger_news@hotmail.com or stop drop off your response in the Ranger News office. - Attention Nurses! A.. 4111> -v Aurora Health Can: Nurses have bee~ h?nored with the coveted Magnet . Award from the Amencan Nurses ASSOCiation.While the Magnet Award Sigrufies excellence in all areas of nursing, it is the bedside care of patients and the nurses' ability to act on behalf of the patients that is the heart of the award. 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Box 343910 Milwaukee, WI 53234-3910 Phone (414) 328-6664 Fax (414) 389-8111 www.aurorahealthcare,org Equal Employment Employer M7F ID IV (10 AuroraHealthCare® April 19, 2001 UW-Parkside Circle K, not your ordinary spuds Ruyayeem Rashid Staff Reporter T he most recent Circle K . event that occurred was the first annual Joint District Convention in Green Bay WI, during March 30- Aprill. At district, members of Circle K elected new District officers and new Lt. Governors for each division of the 2001-2002school year. The prospective candidates presented themselves to all Circle K members present and were subject to any questions they wished to ask. Then two representatives from each club voted. It was at this convention that current Parkside Circle K president, Nathan Hunter, was elected to be the new Lt. Governor for the southeastern Wisconsin area. Hunter will be responsible for mentorin& a total of 8 clubs. He says, 'It's a fun job, I get to go . to other schools, sit in on their meetings, and make' comments." "I was thinking, Congregations for Nate, he did an excellent I'ob as President and wi I rock as LTG. He ---,,,,,,.=-:-,..----------.., certainly has an enthusiasm that is catching!" said, former Lt Governor of the southeastern division Cindy Ramm from UW Milwaukee Circle K. Hunter hopes to increase interclub activity and has some sly tactics to do this. He is helping to resur- - rect an old tradition, which promotes the taking of other clubs bells and banners. When this occurs the club from which these things have been taken need to send at least four representatives to our Spuds!! get them back. One down side to this is that these items can get damaged. To solve this problem the Circle K groups have taken up mascots, which are more fun and less expensive. Parkside's Circle K group picked their Mascots up at a family dollar in Northern Michigan. The Mr. and Mrs. Potato head have become part of the Circle K family. Nate Hunter, newly elected Circle K Lt. Governor of the Southeastern division, pictured with his parents. Photo by Jeff Alley For more information about Circle K, contact current rresident Jeff Alley, by emai at: pentaxzx5@hotmail.com or stop by our meetings on Monday at 12:00in Moln 211, or visit Circle K International web site at: http://www.circlek.org, or visit Wisconsin/Upper Michigan District web site at: http://wicip.uwplatt.edu/- WUM-CKI. Miller Park opening a huge succeesrr; ....... lach Robertson Sports Page Editor With President George W. Bush throwing out the first pitch and a national anthem that featured a bald eagle flying through the stadium the city of Milwaukee was finally able to' enjoy opening day at MillerPark on April 6. The Brewersbeat the Cincinnati Reds 5-4 in front of 42,024 spectators. The game was won on an eighth-inning home run by Richie Sexson, making the game even more memorable. As Brewers Manager Davey Lopes told the Journal Sentinel, "Youreally couldn't write a better script. ' Miller Park will serve as the cornerstone of the Brewers rebuilding process, with several restaurants, stores and other attractions. Much has been said about the retractable roof, which means no more .rain delays, something fans will appreciate. All of these features will help to generate necessary funds for the small-market Brewers, enabling them to compete with teams such as the New YorkYankees. According to University of Wisconsin-Parkside student Chris Peters, his first impression of Miller Park was one of amazement. "I couldn't believe how big that £Iace was," said Peters. The roof will be great when they get the leaks fixed. Still, it's good to know that the games will be played no matter what the weather is like." The first thing fans will notice when they enter the stadium is that the majority of the seats are located behind home plate and along both baselines. "Miller'Park is so much more fan friendly than County Stadium," said Peters. "Everything is designed to focus your attention on the game." While Miller Park offers the fans a variety of attractions some of the die-hard Brewer fans will miss County Stadium. "Nothing will ever replace Bernie Brewers chalet and the beer barrel in the outfield," said Peters. The Milwaukee Brewer's new Miller Park can never replace C ty Stad' fa I outs with its state-of-the-art retractable roof oun usn r some die-hard fans, but It does prevent ra n- . Photo by Jeff Alloy April 19. 2001 powerpuff Girls as an inspiration to a new generation strong female role models. They-have their informative kindergarten teacher, Ms. Keane, who treats all of her students with a healthy dose of knowledge. There is also Sara Bellum, who is the intellectual secretary to the Mayor, and who is obviously smarter than the puny, senile Mayor is. The distinct name choices are evident of how McCracken wants even these mature female heroines to be in the eyes of the youth; as strongly independent, capable of their own skills, and bright among all things. Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup are truly ideal role models for today's youth, as little boys will grow up respecting their female friends, and girls will understand that they too 'can become brilliant and reach eminence in the big world awaiting them. Even older "kids" can learn a lesson or two in how to respect one another and enjoy each other's company from these youngsters. Who knows, the Powerpuff Girls could even cure the cooties in the playground. the I?resent children of today and into the latter part of generation X. It's also more than one gender that is in love with these tykes, for these kids have guys and gals across America under their charm. The producer, Genndy Tartakovsky, creator of Cartoon Network's infamous Dexter's Laboratory, saw a revolution of cartoons in PPG. The girls do battle with a colorful array of supervillians from the intellectually mad monkey, Mojo Jojo, to the hillbilly hick furrball, Fuzzy Lumpkins, to the androgynous, demonic evil entity, "Him:' and even topple gigantic, despicable monsters that tower above the Townsville skyscrapers. By outsmartmg these grownup spawn of wickedness, the PPG save Townsville time after time, while still attending school, being creative, laughing with other children, helping in the community, and being responsible and respecting children to their surrogate father figure. Not only do they have the Professor as a father figure; they also have ment. Particularly, the capitalizing efforts of the Cartoon Network have popularized three little eight-year-olds into colossal superstars. From reality to fantasy, women in society have gone from French war hero, Joan of Are, to U.S. women's rights activist, Susan B.Anthony, to the phenomenal Powerpuff Girls (PPG). With sugar, spice, and every thing nice, and the accidental addition of the experimental chemical X, Professor Utonium of the fictional cartoon city of Townsville gave birth to Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup. Together with their new dynamic powers from chemical X and the general sweetness provided by the former ingredients, Professor Utonium created the perfect little girls. The cartoon concocted by its true professor, cartoonist, Craig McCracken, has taken the market world by storm. The three tiny titans have seemingly appealed to a span of generations from are becoming the embodiment of these role models. Many people, from the very young to today's college student, view cartoon heroes as ideal idols, but in a society that is thriving with the independence of women and feminist rights, cartoons are making a breakthrough in this feminine moveTyrone A Payton Co..opinion Page Editor I nthe beginning of a new millennium, the youth of today's generation looks towards heroic models of empowerment found on television. Ironically, fantasy heroes HAPPY HOUR S- PM DAILY liS CENT TAPPERS 75 CENT DOTTLES AND RAILS ~Il:..PARJ(6ID(;;. ~ .6TUD6.-NT C6.-NTb.12.. Summer Positions Available HARD DODY CONTEST UOO PRISE GIRLS. 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The Other Side, Major Chaos, Sgt. 606, Lars Bergersen & Todd Bryant .Adntission: $5.00Donation Raffle: $1.00 or 6 for $5.00 Co-sponsored by LPH Enter for a chance to win a DVD player, a night at the Radisson plus much much more! Chords For Kids is sponsored by UW-Parkside's 2001 COrnnlunication Senior Setninar Class s 7 Z April 19. 2001 Bucks leap into the Playoffs Dena Coady Allen, Sam Cassell and Tim Thomas. The bench players also stepped up, such as Darvin Ham and Scott Williams. The Bucks are known as a unpredictable, and most of all a good team. Last week the Bucks were second in scoring, third in free throw I?ercentage, fifth in three point percentage and seventh in field Sports Reporter L ast year when Travis Best of the Indiana Pacers hit that three pointer that knocked the Milwaukee Bucks out of the first round of playoffs, it must have gotten to those Bucks. This year the Bucks not only are in the playoffs again, but have won the Central Division title for the first time in over 15 years. Since the start of the 2000- 2001 NBA season the Bucks were even favored to win the Eastern Conference. The reason why the Bucks were favored is because Alonzo Mourning of the Miami Heat was side1ine with a kidney disordered (now Mourning is back to playing), New York Knicks were too small, and the Indiana Pacers not only lost Coach Bird, but also lost three starters, and veteran Chris Mullin. Unfortunately, for the Bucks, they started this season sloppy. Their record into the start of the season was 3-9. Then the Bucks started to get scoring from Glenn Robinson (Big Dog) Robinson, Ray goal percentage. The Bucks are one of the few teams in the NBA that don't turn the ball over. .In a phone interview John Ehlenbeck, Public Relations Intern for the Milwaukee Bucks said,"The last time the Bucks won a Central Division title was in the. 1985-1986season." The Bucks seem to just be on the winning track. Of course, for the Bucks to advance far into the playoffs, they need the "Big Three" to step up with huge scoring. The Big Three are Ray Allen, Sam Cassell, and Glenn Robinson. Already this year the Big Three have pushed the Bucks past the 42-win mark for the first time since 1991. They even account for 60 percent of Bucksi scoring. Sam Cassell is averaging 18 points a game, ranking eighth in assists (7.6), ana 15th in shooting percentage (48.5 percent). Cassell also recorded his career high game with 40 points. Ray Allen is one of the NBA's pure shooters and he's great at the three's. His career high game is 42 points. Glenn Robinson just does everything. His career high game is 45 points. Ehlenbeck said, "Yeah, the Big Three will be a huge factor in the playoffs. The Bucks need these guys to win games." Ehlenbeck then stated, "The Bucks have had tremendous help from the bench. When one of the Big Three is injured, the bench steps up. These three need to step up as well as the bench." Regular season of the NBA came to an end this week, now it's time to watch those Bucks, hopefully, bringing a NBA Championship to the state of Wisconsin. "We don't know ticket prices yet because it varies, but the playoffs start April 21. The Bucks could flay either Saturday, April2 or Sunday, April 22, " said Ehlenbeck. From left to right: Ray Allen, Sam Cassell, and Glenn Robinson of the Milwaukee Bucks (#2 s~) are poised. to take on the Orlando Magic (#7 seed) in the first round round of the 2001 NBA Playoffs. Photos. ESPN MagaZIne -------- ~~- .... ----...~.....-'-- --.-.- ...-- .... April 19, 2lI01 No witnesses to thetheft. Inc 01 300 Traffic Violation, OUter Loop Rd. at eTH JR, 3:18 p.m. A driver who failed to Stop at a stop sign was given a verbal warning for that offense and a citation issued for failure to fasten seatbelt. Inc 01-301 Traffic Violation, 900 Block of CTHG, 3:19 p.m. a driver traveling at high rate of speed was given a verbal warning for that offense and a citation issued for failure to fasten seatbelt -driver. Inc 01-302 Traffic Violation, OUter Loop at Wood Road, 9:50 p.m. A driver ~was cited for/ failure to stop at a stop sign. POLlel - ~--~- RIIT ------- 4107101 Inc 01-304 Fire, 900 Wood Road, East lot, 3:53 p.m. Officer responding to a fire was unable to extinguish it Kenosha Fire Department was called and they were able to put it out. OUter Loop Road, East Side, 1:36 a.m. UPPS received an a.J1OIIYI[DUS call that a group of male subjects were hitting geese with sticks. Investigation pending fuither information on the suspects. l' 4111101 CIA lot, 10:47 a.m. A 4109101 local agency police officer requested assistance with an interview of an individual involved in one of their cases. Inc 01- 305 Personal Property Theft, Greenquist, 10:31 a.m. Employee reported the theft of several personal itffiS. No suspects at this time. Inc 01-314 Personal Property Damage, University Apartments, 9:27 p.m. A student reported personal toiletry products had been tampered with. Investigation continuing. Inc 01-317 Harassment/Threats, Union Cinema, 8:45 p.m. A visi tor reported., being harassed by an individual during a 'foreign film. SUspect was gone when the officer arrived. Inc 01- 3 0 6 Personal Property Theft, Union Lot, 1:04 p.m. A student reported the theft of his UW-Parks ide parking permi t from his unlocked vehicle. Nothing else was missing and vehicle not damaged. 4/05101 4112101 Inc 01-299 Fire Drill, Tallent Hall, 10:03 a.m. An annual fire drill was conducted with all persons in the building evacuating in approximately four minutes. ~ Inc 01-315 Traffic Viola- 4106101 tion, 4000 Block of OUter Loop Rd., 7:58 a.m. A driver was cited for speeding 45 mph in a 25 mph zone. Inc 01-316 Agency Assist, Inc 01-303 Personal Property Theft, Union parking lot, 4:01 p.m. A student reported her radar detector stolen out of her parked car. 4113101 Inc 01-318 Animals, 4135 Speejal Eyenc Personnel e- • Perfect opportunity for college students living in the Milwaukee area this summer! • Spend your summer outdoors at picnics" festivals and other special events Work full or part time • MUST LOVETO HAVE fUN! Contact us at:(414) 762·6200 or by e-mail at: ,embuchner@funservicesinc.com FGl,;,,?~---p("ede.(e550VS of +h€. .for-+'u\"\ €.- Coo ttl,· e, Cartoon by Jim Berry April 19, 2001 ellS 'fIEDS FREE CLASSIFIEDSI For a limited time only! The Ranger News will print your student classified ads free of charge. Forms are available at the newsstand in front of the library and between Wyllie and Greenquist Hall. Call 595- 2287 for more information. Announcements Questions about abortion? Make an informed choice. 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