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            <text>E&#13;
March 8, 2001&#13;
-&#13;
;:1~ ,~&#13;
Page 4&#13;
Go ahead and spoil&#13;
yoanrelf with Choco/at&#13;
Page 5&#13;
TIre Rallger Uncovered&#13;
Page 6&#13;
Student Voices&#13;
WhyI'm Fat&#13;
Page 7&#13;
Student Voices Cont'd&#13;
Page 9&#13;
Sports&#13;
Page 10&#13;
Information Technology&#13;
PracticeCenter Revisited&#13;
Page 11&#13;
Police Beat&#13;
',0 • ~r of the Week: -ilhOlsen&#13;
,&#13;
University of Wisconsin-Parkside&#13;
UW-P joggers rescue ladies from Pike Creek \&#13;
Tyrone A Payton&#13;
Staff Reporters&#13;
-&#13;
TIo UW-Parkside students&#13;
carneto the aid of&#13;
two senior citizens&#13;
trapped inside a vehicle on a&#13;
flooded bridge of Petrifying&#13;
Springs Park Sunday, February&#13;
25th. Inside the marooned vehicle&#13;
were Glorianna Daggy, 79,&#13;
and Rose Bruno, 88.&#13;
The students, Joseph Donnerbauer&#13;
and David Place, both&#13;
Parkside j0l;igers, waded&#13;
through the chilly water to pull&#13;
the women out of the car. "I&#13;
didn't have a choice" said Place.&#13;
After three trips to get the&#13;
women, their walkers, and a&#13;
blanket from the back of the&#13;
vehicle, the two students&#13;
wrapped the ladies in the blanket&#13;
and offered the shirts off&#13;
their backs to keep the women's&#13;
feetwarm.&#13;
The women had been&#13;
stranded on the flooded bridge&#13;
for approximately an hour, and&#13;
claimed they saw three other&#13;
cars come down to the bridge&#13;
and turn back.&#13;
-"I figured any decent person&#13;
would have came out and&#13;
helped:' remarked Donnerbauer.&#13;
"You'd think a person&#13;
would have some feelings&#13;
inside."&#13;
As Donnerbauer comforted&#13;
the ailing victims, Place ran to&#13;
dial 911. Fortunately Joseph&#13;
KickIer and his family were&#13;
approximately 100 yards away.&#13;
Fickler was completely&#13;
unaware of the ladies' distress&#13;
call,but when Placepleaded for&#13;
help, Fickler and his wife, Julie,&#13;
and his daughter and son,&#13;
Stephanie and Christopher,&#13;
Peek under the covers&#13;
The Ranger News exposed&#13;
Sarah Olsen&#13;
Co-Editor~in-Chief&#13;
All work and no play&#13;
makes for a boring newspaper.&#13;
As you can see from the&#13;
r.hoto, the staff found time to&#13;
'play" after conferences and&#13;
seminars while in San FranCISco.&#13;
"I think my favorite part of&#13;
the trip was getting to ~ee our&#13;
staff in an 'out of office SItuation"&#13;
says Design Manager&#13;
Pete Forchette. "And who&#13;
could forget Aunt Charlie's,&#13;
the drag queen show?" That's&#13;
right, a drag queen show. I&#13;
had the rare op,Bortunity to&#13;
compete in the 'Queen for a&#13;
Night" contest and managed&#13;
to come in a close second.&#13;
"I learned- never to' mix&#13;
drag S1ueenswith Raspberry&#13;
Stoley said Christine Agaiby,&#13;
advertising manager. "All&#13;
you get is a severe hangover&#13;
and some interesting photos"&#13;
(look inside for photos from&#13;
the show). The conference&#13;
was a unique experience for&#13;
the staff not only because they&#13;
were able to&#13;
learn a great&#13;
deal of informationabout&#13;
the newspaper&#13;
business,&#13;
but because&#13;
they had the&#13;
opportuni ty&#13;
to learn more&#13;
about each&#13;
other. Turn&#13;
to the inside&#13;
page to get to&#13;
know your&#13;
newspaper&#13;
staff a httle&#13;
Between the sheets from left to right: ~renda ~unham, better.&#13;
Pete Forchette, Sarah Olsen, and Christine Agalby.&#13;
gladly gave up their&#13;
jackets and outer winter&#13;
clothing. As Place&#13;
took the garments back&#13;
to the women to help&#13;
keep them warm, Fickler&#13;
and his familyraced&#13;
their vehicle over to a&#13;
nearby gas station to&#13;
dial 911.&#13;
After Somers rescue&#13;
squad members&#13;
arrived on the scene to&#13;
escort the two ladies to&#13;
Aurora Healthcare center,&#13;
the Pickler family&#13;
offeredthe two heroes a&#13;
seatin their car to try to&#13;
warm them up.&#13;
The two women are&#13;
home safe today and&#13;
say they hold the highest&#13;
respect for the two&#13;
student heroes that&#13;
carne to their aid.&#13;
"Parkside joggers Joseph Donnerbauer&#13;
(left) and Davey Place (right) stand on the&#13;
bridge where the rescue took place.&#13;
Newspaper staff creates&#13;
legacy for journalists&#13;
Sarah Olsen&#13;
Co-Editor-in-Chief&#13;
The staff of The Ranger&#13;
News returned from the&#13;
National College Newspaper&#13;
Convention Sunday, March&#13;
25th prepared to toss tradition&#13;
and custom out the window.&#13;
Armed with enthusiasm&#13;
and newly acquired&#13;
knowledge, the staff is working&#13;
to transform The Ranger&#13;
into the true voice of the student&#13;
body by ushering in a&#13;
new legacy of journahsm at&#13;
Parkside.&#13;
The first order of business&#13;
to be performed upon returning&#13;
to Parkside was to shock&#13;
the reporters at the regular&#13;
Monday meeting. "1 told the&#13;
reporters that the newspaper&#13;
sucks, but we now have the&#13;
ability to change 'that" says&#13;
Sarah Olsen, co-editor-inchief.&#13;
"We did not know how&#13;
to properly run a newspaper·&#13;
before, but that is not the case&#13;
anymore."&#13;
Staff members are busy&#13;
sharing the knowledge they&#13;
learned at the conference and&#13;
training a team to take over&#13;
the newspaper next year.&#13;
Attendants of the regular&#13;
Monday meetings are taking&#13;
part in seminars designed to&#13;
help writers become better&#13;
journalists. The reporters are&#13;
learning basic journalism&#13;
skills such as how to write a&#13;
better headline and how to&#13;
get a good interview, with&#13;
more information on the way.&#13;
In addition to implementing&#13;
new training techniques,&#13;
the staff has been restructured&#13;
and new positions have been&#13;
created. The staff is recruiting&#13;
journalists, investigative&#13;
reporters, cartoonists, political&#13;
analysts, design and layout&#13;
managers, and opinion&#13;
essayists who are willing to&#13;
be innovative and take risks.&#13;
The most obvious change&#13;
to the newspaper is apparent&#13;
in the new layout designed by&#13;
Forchette. "In order to be able&#13;
to compete with other newspapers,&#13;
the design needed to&#13;
become more innovative, daring,&#13;
original, and fun" says&#13;
Porchette, who attended several&#13;
seminars where he was&#13;
Continued on page 5&#13;
.~-~- ..........&#13;
THe AI:lNc::eA March 8, 2001&#13;
March 12-16&#13;
Spring Break. ..enjoy!&#13;
March 12&#13;
· • Arts: ALIVE! presents "Annie," 7:30p.m., Communication Arts Theatre, sold&#13;
out&#13;
March 16 -; 18&#13;
• Second Annual Parkside Regional Science Fair, various campus locations&#13;
March 20&#13;
• Softball vs. Lakeland College, 2 p.m., doubleheader&#13;
March 21&#13;
• George Lindquist, classical guitar, free and open to the public, noon, Union&#13;
Cinema Theater&#13;
• Soup and Substance: "NOT the Sound of Music: Austria in the New Europe"&#13;
w /Laura Gellott, free w / free soup and bread, Union 104-106&#13;
• Arts: ALIVEI presents The Riverside Symphony, 7:30 p.m., Communication&#13;
Arts Theatre, tickets $16. For ticket information, call (262) 595-2345.&#13;
March 22- 25&#13;
• Foreign Film: Topsy-Turvy, England, show times: Thur./Fri 7:30 p.m., Sat. 8&#13;
p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Union Cinema Theater&#13;
March 22- 25&#13;
• NCAA National Fencing Championships, Petretti Fieldhouse/Sports and&#13;
Activity Center&#13;
March 23&#13;
• Fun Friday, noon, Office of Multicultural Student Affairs, Wyllie Hall 0-182,&#13;
free, refreshments served&#13;
• Race, Class and Gender Study Groul," "Palace Walk" by Naguib Mahfouz,&#13;
Molinaro 111, 3:30 p.m.; for information, call Linda Madsen (262) 595-2162&#13;
or e-mail madsenl@Uwp.edu&#13;
March 23- 27&#13;
• Latino Film Festival, Union Cinema Theater, films and show times to be&#13;
announced&#13;
March 24&#13;
• Evening In: Pakistan, Union Dining Room, sponsored by UW-Parkside Center&#13;
for International Studies.&#13;
March 27&#13;
• Lecrn"re:Magdalen Hsu-Li, part of Distinguished Lecture Series, two programs:&#13;
noon and 7p.m., Union Cinema Theater, sponsored by Campus Cul.&#13;
tural Program Committee, open to campus and commuruty&#13;
• Dan Banda lecture series on documentary filmmaking: Peter Baime on&#13;
musical composition, 6 p.m., Greenquist 119, free&#13;
March 28&#13;
.• University Chorale and Voices, Melanie Jacobson, director, free and opento&#13;
the public, noon, Union Cinema Theater&#13;
• Latinos Unidos discussion: Puerto Rico: Three Points of View- Commonwealth,&#13;
State, or independent country, time and location to be announced&#13;
• Softball vs. Concordia College, 2 p.m., doubleheader&#13;
March 29 - April 1&#13;
Foreign Film: Autumn Tale, France, subtitled, show times: Thur./Fri. 7:30&#13;
p.m., Sat. 8 p.m., Sun. 2 p.m., Union Cinema Theater&#13;
March 29&#13;
• Multicultural Quiz Bowl, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m., Union Cinema Theater, free, sponsored&#13;
by the UW-Parkside Precollege Program.&#13;
• Softball vs. Lewis University, 2 p.m., doubleheader&#13;
March 30&#13;
• Speaker: Walter Kimbrough, Alpha Phi Alpha Fraternity member speaks on&#13;
history of fraternities and sororities; with a discussion pledging, hazing,&#13;
and initiations, sponsored by UW-Parkside CIO&#13;
March 31&#13;
• Baseball vs. Missouri-St. Louis, noon, doubleheader&#13;
• Softball vs. Kentucky Wesleyan College, 1 p.m., doubleheader&#13;
I"Co-Editors-in-ehief&#13;
Brenda Dunham&#13;
. ah Olsen&#13;
The Ranger is now hiring&#13;
cartoonists. Call 595-2287 for&#13;
more infol o are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content&#13;
dbe delivered to the RaJw:er office (WYlllJ..139C) . letters must be typed di cl d' be free from&#13;
lcation,;~~,.a:~thPr;fl'name can be withheld, but only upon request. The Ranger reserves the right to :-it .illl~~~author s name and phone number. Letters must&#13;
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The Ranger News' uncovered&#13;
"I'm from&#13;
Wes-KON-sin!"&#13;
ByBrenda Dunham&#13;
One night Christine, Sarah,&#13;
and I went for dessert at Mel's&#13;
Diner. Our waiter asked&#13;
where we were from, and&#13;
when I responded with "We're&#13;
from Wisconsin" he laughed&#13;
and repeated "Wes-KONsin?!"&#13;
Apparently, we all have&#13;
accents - ken ya imagen that,&#13;
eh? Westarted taking notice of&#13;
our Canadian accents and&#13;
quickly became the butts of&#13;
our own jokes.&#13;
I, however, won the award&#13;
for "Most Predominant WesKON-sin&#13;
Accent." Don't ya&#13;
know that San Francisco doesn't&#13;
have cows, unless it is a&#13;
statue in front of Hard Rock&#13;
Cafe?&#13;
Just to warn you if you go to&#13;
San Francisco don't be asking&#13;
for a Tyme machine. People&#13;
will think ya're literally nuts.&#13;
San Franciscans don't have&#13;
bubblers, they drink from&#13;
water fountains. They also&#13;
don't have soda, they drink&#13;
pop. If'n ya ken remember the&#13;
lingo you'll be better off than&#13;
us, and maybe you won't even&#13;
be laughed at.&#13;
As ya can imagen its good&#13;
to be horne were the way I talk&#13;
doesn't stand out so much.&#13;
However I'll have to be&#13;
putting my cote (coat) and&#13;
boo-uts (boots) back on.&#13;
The Walking Germ&#13;
By Dan White&#13;
b Unfortunately, I ended ul?,&#13;
emg "the walking germ'&#13;
because I caught a cold due to&#13;
the change ill the climate.&#13;
Although 1was sick for a good&#13;
portion of the trip I did manage&#13;
to attend the seminars.&#13;
I also managed to give a&#13;
cold to another member of the&#13;
group and who knows how&#13;
many other people!&#13;
I learned many keys to&#13;
maintaining the funds of the&#13;
newspaper, successful advertising&#13;
strategies, and to not&#13;
blow your nose with hotel&#13;
Kleenex (it really hurts after&#13;
too many blows!)&#13;
Hopefully, the techniques I&#13;
learned will keep the newspaper&#13;
healthy - unlike myself!&#13;
"When in Rome, do&#13;
as the Romans"&#13;
By Pete Forchette&#13;
During the normal school&#13;
day, it is not uncommon for&#13;
people to hear me quote a&#13;
song, poem, or movie. But&#13;
while in San Francisco, I found&#13;
myself saying a quote in particular&#13;
more than any other -&#13;
"While in Rome, do as the&#13;
Romans."&#13;
Now, don't get carried&#13;
away, as I certainly didn't, I&#13;
assure you. But one can't help&#13;
but notice how different things&#13;
are away from Keno-where&#13;
(Kenosha).&#13;
One of the very first things&#13;
that struck me as odd was the&#13;
ride from the airport in San&#13;
Francisco to our hotel downtown.&#13;
We were graciously&#13;
escorted by our taxi cab driver,&#13;
first tluough a red and blue&#13;
gang war zone, and then past a&#13;
popular transsexual prostitution&#13;
comer. Now, you Just&#13;
can't find those kind of things&#13;
in your backyard around here .:&#13;
The next morning I awoke&#13;
to the hustle and bustle of the&#13;
city life below me. Hills made&#13;
of buildings and houses dictated&#13;
the movements of all the&#13;
sports cars, buses, and trolleys&#13;
that crawled along its alleys.&#13;
The wildlife we encountered&#13;
along the- way later that&#13;
week also made me stop and&#13;
think. The waiter at the Hard&#13;
Rock Cafe got us all "rowdy,"&#13;
a metallic robot man was passing&#13;
out candy to strangers for&#13;
spare change. And who could&#13;
forget about Aunt Charlie, the&#13;
eccentric, cross-dressing drag&#13;
queen? --&#13;
So, as you can see I had&#13;
plenty of reasons for blurting&#13;
out my quote of quotes during&#13;
my adventure ill Rome, I mean&#13;
San Francisco. And in case&#13;
you were wondering, no, I&#13;
didn't leave my heart there.&#13;
The Bitch&#13;
By Sarah Olsen&#13;
Sometimes in life we are&#13;
forced to assume a role that is&#13;
not our usual disposition.&#13;
While in San Francisco, I&#13;
became "The Bitch" of the&#13;
group - not to my group, just&#13;
to those who got in my way.&#13;
The first time my temper&#13;
was tested was when we&#13;
arrived in St. Louis for a layover.&#13;
After a quick bite to eat,&#13;
we headed to the ticket&#13;
counter ready to embark on&#13;
our connecting flight to the&#13;
golden city. Imagine our surprise&#13;
when the snippy flight&#13;
attendant announced, "Your&#13;
plane already left."&#13;
Immediately my hand flew&#13;
to my hip and my inner bitch&#13;
was unleashed. "What do you&#13;
mean our plane left? We still&#13;
have at least one minute before&#13;
the .plane is supposed to&#13;
depart!"&#13;
Needless to say, we are not&#13;
seasoned travelers and this&#13;
experience has laught us a&#13;
valuable lesson regarding time&#13;
management.&#13;
After an extended layover,&#13;
and an impossibly long flight,&#13;
we finally arrived at the hotel,&#13;
6 a.m, Wisconsin time, 4 a.m.&#13;
San Francisco time. We&#13;
trudged to the counter, ready&#13;
to welcome some Holiday Inn&#13;
hospitality. The gentleman at&#13;
the counter punched our&#13;
names into the counter and&#13;
promptly announced, "We do&#13;
not have your rooms anymore."&#13;
Now, I am not normally a&#13;
horrible person, but our little&#13;
friend at the counter would&#13;
swear otherwise. "What do&#13;
you mean we don't have a&#13;
room?" I asked, as a deadly&#13;
caIm settled over the lobby.&#13;
I'm not sure what happened&#13;
next, but according to&#13;
first-hand accounts, my eyes&#13;
glowed red, my head spun in&#13;
circles on my neck, and the&#13;
man at the counter suddenly&#13;
found two available rooms.&#13;
Tour Guide Barbie&#13;
By Christine Agaiby&#13;
"Rise and shine everybody,&#13;
we have a busy day ahead of&#13;
us and we can t just waste the&#13;
day in bed now, can we?" You&#13;
may think it's easy_ always&#13;
being the peppy, energetic one,&#13;
but maybe you should try&#13;
waking up four crab-asses&#13;
used to sleeping in until afternoon&#13;
class.&#13;
On the agenda for the first&#13;
day, we started with breakfast&#13;
at Ghiradelli Square where I&#13;
forced scalding posh coffee&#13;
down their tluoats. I wanted&#13;
lively group members at the&#13;
meetings, not sleep)' ones.&#13;
After the morning conferences&#13;
we had lunch in Chinatown&#13;
where I forced them to eat crab&#13;
rangoons. No one was going to&#13;
be Jicky about trying new&#13;
foo on this trip; I didn't care&#13;
if ther were allergic to shellfish.&#13;
then quickly ushered&#13;
them into the trolley headed&#13;
towards Fisherman's Wharf&#13;
where we utilized brief photo&#13;
opportunities. I had something&#13;
truly special planned for&#13;
the evening. We sang and&#13;
danced, mingling with the best&#13;
of the locals at Aunt Charlie's,&#13;
a drag queen hot spot.&#13;
All this and more, packed&#13;
into one exhausting day.&#13;
Besides planning every detail&#13;
of the trip, I was also responsible&#13;
for translating for the WesKon-sinite,&#13;
soothing the germ,&#13;
taming the Roman, and calming&#13;
the bitch._&#13;
As you can see, we truly did&#13;
succeed in doing it all on this&#13;
trip and still made it to all our&#13;
meetings without a problem. I&#13;
hope you've all enjoyed reading&#13;
about our wonderful experience&#13;
and have found the trip&#13;
'to be as fascinating as we did.&#13;
It was great having you along&#13;
as you ventured through our&#13;
grand voyage to San Francisco.&#13;
B'bye now. B'bye, B'bye. B'bye,&#13;
now. B'bye. Are they lone&#13;
yet. ..are thJ::Jlkne? Goo ,my&#13;
cheeks are . . g me. I really&#13;
can't smile this much anymore.&#13;
Can I take a break now? Just a&#13;
little break? Great.&#13;
WHAT'S&#13;
ON YOUR&#13;
RESUME?&#13;
If you are an English&#13;
major or aspiring&#13;
journalist, and have&#13;
not yet written for a&#13;
newspaper, what are&#13;
you waiting for?&#13;
Add skills to your&#13;
resume that employers&#13;
are looking for -&#13;
writing, interviewing,&#13;
editing and so much&#13;
more.&#13;
The Ranger News is&#13;
now hiring all positions&#13;
for the Spring&#13;
2001 semester. Stop&#13;
by the office, located&#13;
across from the .&#13;
Career Center in&#13;
lower Wyllie hall.&#13;
Meetings are Mondays&#13;
from noon to&#13;
Ip.m. and are open to&#13;
all interested persons.&#13;
When you&#13;
graduate,&#13;
what will you&#13;
have to offer?&#13;
March 8, 2001&#13;
Go ahead and spoil yourself with Chaco/at&#13;
Lynn Garcia&#13;
Staff Reporter&#13;
C&#13;
hoco/at, nominated for&#13;
Best Picture, takes&#13;
place in a small&#13;
French village. Almost everyone&#13;
in the community is religious&#13;
and does not allow&#13;
themselves to enjoy the pleasures&#13;
of life. The mayor,&#13;
Comte de Reynaud (Alfred&#13;
Molina), literally runs the village.&#13;
The young priest has to&#13;
have his sermon looked at and&#13;
approved before he preaches&#13;
it to the village people. It's&#13;
almost as if the mayor is God.&#13;
Vianne Rocher (Juliette&#13;
Binoche) and her daughter,&#13;
Anouk arrive in the village&#13;
and open a chocolate shop&#13;
just in time for Lent. They are&#13;
immediately looked down&#13;
upon since they do not attend&#13;
church and are tempting people&#13;
during such a sacred time.&#13;
Vianne keeps her chin up and&#13;
befriends her landlady,&#13;
Armande Voizen (Judi&#13;
Dench), who feels as if she is&#13;
all alone in the world.&#13;
Armande's daughter will not&#13;
speak to her or allow her to&#13;
see her grandson. Vianne tries&#13;
her best to keep her business&#13;
afloat. She gives out free sampies&#13;
and soon the customers&#13;
return for more.&#13;
In the meantime some river&#13;
rats arrive and the mayor tries&#13;
to run them out of town.&#13;
Vianne hires Roux to do some&#13;
handy work around the shop.&#13;
This doesn't sit well with the&#13;
Mayor and he comes up with&#13;
a plan to get rid of Vianne.&#13;
Comte de Reynaud gets&#13;
sick of everyone spoiling&#13;
themselves with chocolate so&#13;
he writes a sermon telling the&#13;
village people that Vianne is&#13;
Satan and that her sweet treat&#13;
is like the forbidden fruit.&#13;
Will the community listen&#13;
and not return to Vianne's&#13;
shop or will the people continue&#13;
to indulge in the chocolate?&#13;
I strongly suggest seeing&#13;
this film. Itis absolutely fantastic.&#13;
The performances are&#13;
superb and the story is thoroughly&#13;
enjoyable. I hope that&#13;
the film is recognized and&#13;
takes at least one Oscar home.&#13;
Kenosha native, Mark Ruffalo,&#13;
stars in award-nominated&#13;
You Can Count on Me&#13;
Tyrone A. Payton&#13;
Staff Reporter&#13;
Kenosha native, Mark Ruffalo,&#13;
got his first Significant movie&#13;
recognition in this winter's You&#13;
Can Count on Me.&#13;
Viewers might recognize&#13;
Ruffalo from UPN's "The Beat."&#13;
He has currently been preoccupied&#13;
with his recent&#13;
fame from his portrayal of&#13;
Terry, a easy come-easy go&#13;
charmer who visits his&#13;
older sister to reflect upon&#13;
his current dead-end life.&#13;
His sister, Sammy,&#13;
played by Laura Linney, IS&#13;
a divorced mother with a&#13;
son of 8 who is involved&#13;
with a man who doesn't&#13;
excite her, Bob, and a new&#13;
boss she can't stand to&#13;
work with on any level.&#13;
Linney; was honored for&#13;
her portrayal of Sammy&#13;
this year, as she was norrunated&#13;
for Best Actress by the&#13;
Academy of Motion Pictures.&#13;
The story opens up with the&#13;
audience being introduced to&#13;
Sammy and Terry's parents, as&#13;
they are heading home in the&#13;
middle of a rainstorm. Then the&#13;
audience is immediately introduced&#13;
to Sammy and Terry, as&#13;
we see them at their parents'&#13;
funeral from the crash they&#13;
encountered with a semi that&#13;
night.&#13;
The beginning is a little flat&#13;
to start with, but then the movie&#13;
fast forwards to the children&#13;
when they are older and on&#13;
their own. Terry has been leading&#13;
a reckless life and decides to&#13;
rekindle his relationship with&#13;
his sister, Sammy, and her son,&#13;
lems with her new boss, played&#13;
by Matthew Broderick, though.&#13;
Broderick is in constant disturbance&#13;
over he authority that&#13;
Sammy has over him with the&#13;
workers on her side. It seems&#13;
as ifthese tow can't agree upon&#13;
anything, but out of their pent&#13;
up range must have ignited a&#13;
spark between them.&#13;
Soon Sammy is having&#13;
an affair with her boss, and&#13;
both her and Terry are back&#13;
to reliving their old lives&#13;
when they were wild teens.&#13;
The rekindling of these siblings&#13;
brings back their&#13;
rowdy behavior, but also&#13;
awakens them to their&#13;
respective dependence on&#13;
each other.&#13;
They fill the void in each&#13;
other's lives where there is&#13;
no happiness. In the end,&#13;
Laura Linney and Mark Ruffalo, In a scene from You each comes to this concluCan&#13;
Count on Me.&#13;
Photo courtesy of The Kenosha News sian as the movie finishes.&#13;
. Although, the beginning&#13;
Rudy [r., played by Rory is flat and the ending is slightly&#13;
Culkin. subjective, it is the middle conApparently,&#13;
he has outra- tent that is the "meat" of the&#13;
geous timing, for Sammy has story. The plot contains some&#13;
been worried sick over her rather emotional and family triwandering&#13;
brother's where- fles that are representative of&#13;
abouts. When he comes to many reoples' lives, though.&#13;
Scottsville, Terry decides to be a Overal , this movie was a true&#13;
better uncle to Rudy. He does spectacle of Ruffalo's career&#13;
so by playing caretaker to Rudy and future and will hopefully&#13;
while Sammy is off at work. be a trophy performance for&#13;
Sammy has her own prob- Linney.&#13;
Choco/at is nominated for Best Picture and tells the story of a young woman&#13;
whose enchanted sweets awaken passion In a staid French village.&#13;
Rush is a triumph and&#13;
another Oscar nominee&#13;
Tyrone A. Payton&#13;
Staff Reporter&#13;
Quills is the latest feature&#13;
starring Geoffrey Rush, in&#13;
which he pulled off another&#13;
stellar performance to his prior&#13;
award-winning act in Shine. As&#13;
you may recall, Rush was&#13;
awarded best actor back in 1998&#13;
when the controversial subtraction&#13;
of Leonardo DiCaprio was&#13;
left off the voting roster. This&#13;
year he is nominated again -for&#13;
his portrayal of the Marquis de&#13;
Sade, the late 18th century,&#13;
French, pornographic author.&#13;
The movie features other&#13;
phenomenal displays of acting&#13;
by Joaquin Phoenix as the&#13;
Abbey Cloutier, Kate WirISlet as&#13;
the laundry wench, Madeline,&#13;
and Michael Caine as the officer&#13;
of corrections, Corrder. Caine,&#13;
who was last year's winner of&#13;
Best Supporting Actor for Cider&#13;
House Rules, Wmslet, who was&#13;
nominated for her 1998 performance&#13;
ill Titanic, and Phoenix,&#13;
who IS up for Best Supporting&#13;
Actor this year for Gladiator,&#13;
assure the movie of an excellence&#13;
in quality of acting.&#13;
The story takes place in late&#13;
18th century France under the&#13;
rule of dictator, Napolean&#13;
Bonaparte. When his advisors&#13;
inform him of the peddling of&#13;
pornograp~y that is goin~ on&#13;
his country s streets, he is infuriated&#13;
and determined to&#13;
silence the author of these&#13;
crude works, the Marquis de&#13;
Sade.&#13;
The Marquis, on the other&#13;
hand, has been confined to an&#13;
asylum already for a few years&#13;
before N apolean discovered his&#13;
ways of corruption. He has&#13;
secretly distributed his work&#13;
through the chambermaid,&#13;
Madefine; played by WInslet,&#13;
by hiding his documents with&#13;
his pick up of his daily linens.&#13;
Now, the Abbey Cloutier of&#13;
the asylum, portrayed by&#13;
Phoenix, has hospitably&#13;
catered to the Marquis for the&#13;
entirety of his stay. He has&#13;
always been aware of the Marquis'&#13;
past hobby of writing his&#13;
filth, but he has been ignorant&#13;
of the Marquis' latest covert&#13;
productions of his pornography.&#13;
When Napoleon sends the&#13;
renowned Corrder, a supreme&#13;
corrections officer, played by&#13;
Caine, to intercept the coalillOn&#13;
of the Marquis and Madeline,&#13;
Cloutier is distraught over "!"&#13;
friends' betrayal. The MarqUIS&#13;
went behind Cloutier's back SO&#13;
he could distribute his work.&#13;
This leaves the abbey with the&#13;
regretful job of stril'ping. the&#13;
Marquis of all of his writing&#13;
utensils.&#13;
Unknowingly to the residents&#13;
of the asylum, when the&#13;
Marq~lf:ts stripped of his ink&#13;
and qui ,the asylum truly&#13;
becomes a madhouse. Will the&#13;
entire asylum start to snowb!",&#13;
into destruction? Will saruty&#13;
ever be restored again?&#13;
,&#13;
~,,2001 THE R~GER PageS&#13;
.....&#13;
History professor makes transition from Parkside to Princeton&#13;
Ruyayeem Rashid . Parkside" says Rodriguez.&#13;
Rodriguez was hired as a visiting&#13;
assistant professor and&#13;
was offered a tenure-track&#13;
position, which he declined.&#13;
Rodriguez chose Princeton&#13;
because, . "it was a great&#13;
opporturuty to work with&#13;
some of the leading academics&#13;
in [his] field and teach in the&#13;
broad area of southwestern&#13;
United States history." In&#13;
addition to teaching classes,&#13;
he plans to do research in the&#13;
area of social movements and&#13;
civil rights in both the southwest&#13;
and among Mexican&#13;
Americans on the Midwestern&#13;
frontier.&#13;
Jerry Greenfield, chair of&#13;
the History department, said&#13;
"I was happy for him - Princeton&#13;
is one of the finest universities&#13;
in the nation, so it was a&#13;
great opportunity for Professor&#13;
Rodriguez."&#13;
Parkside interviewed&#13;
Rodriguez in September 2000,&#13;
and he joined the University&#13;
in January 2001. He was hired&#13;
to focus on the United States&#13;
civil rights history and on the&#13;
Mexican American history&#13;
component in particular.&#13;
The history department is&#13;
currently looking for a&#13;
replacement to fill the position&#13;
left vacant by Rodriguez. "We&#13;
returned to the search after&#13;
Professor Rodriguez let us&#13;
know that he had the Princeton&#13;
offer. The search committee&#13;
already has had candidates&#13;
[and] ... We hope to have a&#13;
positive response within a few&#13;
weeks"said Greenfield.&#13;
Rodriguez is a Mexican&#13;
American who was born in&#13;
Wisconsin, and settled in&#13;
southeastern Wisconsin. He&#13;
graduated from the University&#13;
of Wisconsin-Milwaukee&#13;
with a bachelor's degree in&#13;
History. He received both his&#13;
Master and Ph.D. degrees&#13;
from Northwestern University.&#13;
Rodriguez is presently&#13;
attending law school at the&#13;
University of WisconsinMadison,&#13;
where he plans to&#13;
graduate in 2001 with a Juris&#13;
Doctorate.&#13;
- Staff Reporter&#13;
A&#13;
t the end of the 2000-&#13;
01 school year, Marc&#13;
Rodriguez , visiting&#13;
assistantprofessor of History&#13;
will be leaving Parkside and&#13;
;tar\ing his new job as ~&#13;
assistantprofessor In the History&#13;
del'artment at Princeton&#13;
Umverstty.&#13;
"Everyone here at UWParksidehas&#13;
been so helpful&#13;
and supportive of me, and 1&#13;
willllllSS the entire staff and&#13;
student population here at&#13;
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graduate in May?&#13;
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the lower level of Wyllie&#13;
across from the Career Center.&#13;
Meetings are informal and&#13;
open to everyone. Bring food&#13;
and a friend and stop by the&#13;
office next Monday at noon.&#13;
For more information, call the&#13;
office at 595-2287 and ask for&#13;
either Brenda Dunham or&#13;
Sarah Olsen.&#13;
from trained managers.&#13;
"Parkside should be proud&#13;
of their paper" says Graphic&#13;
Designer Pete Forchette.&#13;
"The conference has given&#13;
The Ranger staff the ability to&#13;
make this happen."&#13;
Next year, qualified members&#13;
of the staff will be able to&#13;
travel to New Orleans for the&#13;
National College Media Convention&#13;
taking place October&#13;
25 - 28. "I think it is important&#13;
for everyone to attend&#13;
these conferences. They give&#13;
invaluable experience and are&#13;
a great opportunity to network&#13;
with professionals in&#13;
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Anyone interested in taking&#13;
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either by writing or giving an&#13;
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This conference has given&#13;
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some exciting changes. Not&#13;
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from improved writing and&#13;
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Why I'm Fat&#13;
Sarah Olsen&#13;
Co-Editor-in-Chief&#13;
M&#13;
y boyfriend watches&#13;
me as Iturn one&#13;
way, smooth the&#13;
spread of my hips in the mirror,&#13;
twist around, examine the&#13;
expanse of my hindself, then&#13;
whirl to the front and let out an&#13;
exasperated sigh. firm so fat!"&#13;
Well, not fat, not really. That&#13;
is to say, I'm not obese.&#13;
"You're not fat!" he asserts,&#13;
with a tone warning that he&#13;
does not want to hear me run&#13;
down the usual list of fatty&#13;
assets. His anger is the typical&#13;
response to my whining; it is&#13;
typical of all men who hear a&#13;
woman make this famous&#13;
assertion. The answer is formulaic&#13;
and expected. So, why&#13;
do women say it if we know&#13;
they are going to answer with&#13;
the prescribed reply?&#13;
Iam not attempting to make&#13;
myself the center of attention,&#13;
and Iam definitely not fishing&#13;
for compliments. I am well&#13;
aware that anyone skilled in&#13;
basic manners is not going to&#13;
tell me I'm fat to my face, even&#13;
if they think I really am. It is&#13;
not to fulfill my ego. I do not&#13;
want you to tell me that I am&#13;
skinny, nor do.I want you to&#13;
tell me that I am perfect,&#13;
because I'm not. Ibelieve that&#13;
many men think a compliment&#13;
is the motive behind our claim,&#13;
that our egos are so pitiful they&#13;
need to be stroked at least once&#13;
an hour. I can not defend all&#13;
women, but I can assure you&#13;
that my ego is not as needy&#13;
and pathetic as to actually&#13;
announce to any person that I&#13;
am grossly fat, in hopes of a&#13;
reflexive compliment in return.&#13;
Perhaps, as you read this,&#13;
you are rolling your eyes, wondering&#13;
at the audacity of someone&#13;
who would complain&#13;
about something so seerrungly&#13;
trivial in comparison to a larger&#13;
social issue such as world&#13;
hunger. Let me assure you that&#13;
this is not trivial to me or to&#13;
most other typical women. I&#13;
am constantly submerged in&#13;
thin ima~es, slogans are sublimated&#13;
With attacks on my selfesteem,&#13;
and the forced competition&#13;
to look better than the&#13;
next woman is fierce. A large&#13;
part of my life has been consumed&#13;
with this incessant&#13;
worry; in fact, a large portion&#13;
of my day is devoted to mentally&#13;
berating myself for my&#13;
numerous bodily flaws.&#13;
The path to finding the&#13;
truth about why Ibelieve Iam&#13;
fat is a difficult and treacherous&#13;
one. It is wrought by&#13;
media representations, distorted&#13;
by self-perception, and&#13;
clouded with painful memories.&#13;
It seems an insurmountable&#13;
task to explicate the pain&#13;
that is invisible to society, the&#13;
double-standard&#13;
that is acceptable in&#13;
everyday media,&#13;
and the shame that&#13;
is a constant source&#13;
of confusion to me.&#13;
You may not&#13;
understand the pressure&#13;
that a woman&#13;
feels continuously&#13;
harassing her&#13;
throughout a typical&#13;
day. As a woman, I&#13;
am taught to be&#13;
uneasy about my&#13;
appearance.&#13;
On any given_&#13;
morning, I wake up&#13;
to hear an announcer&#13;
on the radio touting&#13;
the newest product&#13;
on the diet market&#13;
a miracle&#13;
weight· loss pill. He&#13;
explains the logic for&#13;
using the miracle&#13;
diet (thinner thighs,&#13;
a flat, firm, stomach,&#13;
a shapelier butt) and&#13;
finishes with an acute observation&#13;
- "If your diet hasn't&#13;
worked for you yet, what&#13;
makes you think it ever will?"&#13;
The television is on as my&#13;
usual morning routine is&#13;
rehearsed. Cover Girl reminds&#13;
me, the target audience, to use&#13;
their concealer if Iwant to be&#13;
an "ea.sy,,, h,reezy, beautiful&#13;
cover girl, L oreal encourages&#13;
me to beautify "Because I'm&#13;
worth .it," and Maybelline&#13;
whispers if Iwasn't born with&#13;
it, at least they can help&#13;
. ("Maybe she's born with it.&#13;
Maybe it's Maybelline").&#13;
My breakfast is a healthy&#13;
and nutritional shake, courtesy&#13;
of Slim-Fast. While I thumb&#13;
through a woman's magazine,&#13;
an article leaps out of the page&#13;
encouraging me to accept my&#13;
body the way it is. Opposite&#13;
the article is an ad picturing an&#13;
impossibly skinny woman and&#13;
a gorgeous man staring lovingly&#13;
down at her. All this is&#13;
bother me. Why indeed? Inthe&#13;
grand scheme of the universe,&#13;
my body weight is not important.&#13;
It will not land me a good&#13;
job, provide me with lots of&#13;
money, or secure my personal&#13;
_happiness - or will it? In my&#13;
experience, beauty and figure&#13;
are many times the inducement&#13;
for all these things. Are&#13;
women valuable to the Sports&#13;
Illustrated swimsuit edition&#13;
because they have a charming&#13;
personality and a sharp sense&#13;
of wit? Does the "fat&#13;
girl" you personally&#13;
know have dates&#13;
every weekend and&#13;
men who value her&#13;
intellect over her&#13;
appearance? How&#13;
many times have&#13;
you overheard a&#13;
male telling his&#13;
friends he would&#13;
never go out with a&#13;
certain girl because&#13;
IIshe exceeds his&#13;
maximum weight&#13;
limit?"&#13;
For women, the&#13;
relationship between&#13;
money ana appearance&#13;
is undeniable.&#13;
On weekends, I&#13;
work as a cocktail&#13;
waitress at a trendy&#13;
nightclub. Jessica,&#13;
my conservativelyclad&#13;
co-worker, has&#13;
been told if she&#13;
Cartoonby TyroneA. Payton wants a bigger tip,&#13;
she should show&#13;
barely able to fit into Calvin more cleavage. Iwear uncomKlein's&#13;
definition of an accept- fortably tight leather clothing,&#13;
able size for the female body. and not much of it, and I get&#13;
My fixation with fatness the tip she was denied.&#13;
begins, but doesn't end here. It A new bartender started&#13;
is cemented whenever Ilook in working at the bar. She has&#13;
the mirror and see a woman blonde hair, blue eyes, and&#13;
with thighs that don't have wears a size 5. "She's so hot"&#13;
three inches of space between "She's my dream girl," "He'v,&#13;
them, a stomach that lacks a what's that hot blonde chick's&#13;
defined six-pack, and an ass name?" "I'm waiting for that&#13;
that equals two of Kate Moss'. one - she can have my tip any&#13;
The "ideal woman" is the one day!"&#13;
pictured irr'Bowflex commer- Damn, why did she have to&#13;
cials, the one cast for the start working here? She's getromantic&#13;
lead in a movie, the ting all my tips .&#13;
one who smiles from the All these reasons have ferglossy&#13;
pages of a magazine. mented and infected my mind&#13;
This IS the reason Iwork out - - the fear of being passed over&#13;
not for health, not to increase by a love interest, of being&#13;
the longevity of my life, and undervalued because Iam not&#13;
not for personal enjoyment. It attractive physically, and of&#13;
is to lose weight and look "bet- not being able to wear cute&#13;
ter" in society's eyes. The loss clotJ:tes. because full-figure&#13;
or gam of a few pounds is the fashion IS far from fashionable.&#13;
impetus for elation or despair. Ihave been terrified into a rigAt&#13;
-this point, you may be orous workout schedule, have&#13;
wondering why Ilet all this learned to hate every sweetslurped&#13;
down with my morning&#13;
cup of coffee.&#13;
Shopping in a department&#13;
store is possibly the most grueling&#13;
attack on my sense of&#13;
well being. I am always&#13;
ashamed to find that Iwear the&#13;
largest size in the junior's&#13;
department, and, that a size&#13;
13714 borders on being fullfigured.&#13;
Calvin Klein does not&#13;
make sizes beyond mine, a&#13;
message that is not missed or&#13;
misunderstood. Clearly, I am&#13;
March 8, 2001&#13;
tasting morsel Ieat, and have&#13;
adapted to fear the opinion of&#13;
others. This is not a selfinduced&#13;
fear. Ido not imagine&#13;
these things; they are very real&#13;
pervasive, and harmful. 1 feel&#13;
as if Ihave no choice but to be&#13;
obsessed with my body&#13;
weight. If Iam not careful, all&#13;
the terrible things that "fat&#13;
girls" go through will Soon&#13;
become my fate. I may seem&#13;
vain in the sense that Iseem&#13;
preoccupied with my physical&#13;
appearance. Vanity, however,&#13;
suggests a certain satisfaction&#13;
with one's appearance, the&#13;
belief that perfection has been&#13;
achieved. r could not be any&#13;
farther away from this in my&#13;
mind. It is the rare occasion&#13;
when Ihave looked in the mirror&#13;
and have not had a ready&#13;
insult na~ging at the edge of&#13;
my conscience.&#13;
If my claim is not for vanity,&#13;
for a compliment, or for an&#13;
expected answer, then it is for&#13;
two entirely different purposes.&#13;
On the most basic level, itis&#13;
a weak plea for understanding,&#13;
for empathy in its simplest&#13;
form. Iwant someone to relate&#13;
to my self-loathing, a person&#13;
who knows what it is like to be&#13;
unhappy with the reflection in&#13;
the mirror. If you simply&#13;
answer with "You're not fat,"&#13;
then Iknow you don't understand.&#13;
Ask me to explain&#13;
myself, let me sniffle on your&#13;
shoulder as I explain my deficiencies,&#13;
or tell me that you&#13;
understand what it is like not&#13;
to live up to a certain image.&#13;
Explain to me that you know&#13;
why I think I'm fat but that you&#13;
don't agree.&#13;
Secondly, I am pleading&#13;
with you to stop buying into&#13;
the mediated images of feminine&#13;
perfection. I need you to&#13;
realize that although the skinniest&#13;
model may be attractive,&#13;
so is the healthiest of "real"&#13;
women. Allow yourself to&#13;
appreciate the feminine body&#13;
in it.s various forms, not just&#13;
the Image that is repeated in&#13;
every commercial, ad, and&#13;
music video. Tell the woman in&#13;
your life that you think she is&#13;
beautiful to you, not because&#13;
she has the thinnest, longest&#13;
legs, not because her butt can&#13;
fit in the palm of your hand,&#13;
and not because her six-pack&#13;
rivals that of your own. Tell&#13;
her that she is perfect because&#13;
she was made just they way&#13;
you warited.&#13;
M8ldl 8. 2001 THe Fl~&#13;
Remembering&#13;
the Homeland&#13;
The nostal/?ic memories take my breath away;&#13;
Remembermg the great time spent back home'&#13;
Gone are those days with the flashing of time;'&#13;
Never to come back again;&#13;
I wish, they leave the footprints behind;&#13;
Thus refreshing my thoughts and mind;&#13;
The love, care and affection of friends;&#13;
Enriched the life with memorable events;&#13;
Still, they are lively and fresh in mind;&#13;
And appear as new as an ocean tide;&#13;
Often, they make me struggle with my thoughts;&#13;
Flattering and making their own huge place;&#13;
I really long for those days to come back;&#13;
Sure I am they will;&#13;
When I'll go back to my homeland;&#13;
By Poonamdeep Sandhu&#13;
To My Parents&#13;
In verse in rhyme these lines sublime;&#13;
May reach my parents at home in good time;&#13;
Oh my parents;&#13;
Ur touch makes me feel so warm;&#13;
I always want u close to me;&#13;
U can help me to reach my destiny;&#13;
I am lucky to have parents like u;&#13;
U are loving and so much caring too;&#13;
I pray to God that u may live long;&#13;
And I keep listening to u like a sweet song;&#13;
My life without u is meaningless;&#13;
Like without a king we can't play chess;&#13;
U are the ones whom I love the most;&#13;
The status of parents is like a dignified post;&#13;
I am proud to be ur daughter dear;&#13;
It's u who understand me without reserve and fear;&#13;
To have u as my parents;&#13;
I feel so glad;&#13;
All strength in me is given by u;&#13;
U guide and teach me what to do;&#13;
I am thankful to u for being so kind;&#13;
So while doing my work I keep u in mind;&#13;
The trust u have in me;&#13;
I'll never let that trust to break;&#13;
I can do anything;&#13;
Oh my parents for ur sake;&#13;
U do so much for us right now;&#13;
There will be time when we will repay u;&#13;
I promise that we will do our best;&#13;
And you'll say "WE ARE PROUD OF U"&#13;
By Poonamdeep Sandhu&#13;
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Career BOYS&amp;GIRLSCWB&#13;
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The Boys &amp; Girls Club of Kenosha has the&#13;
following open employment positions:&#13;
Program Dlreetor- Immediate. full time opening for person to develop programs&#13;
for youth ages 6-17 in an educational and recreational setting. Supervisory&#13;
skills, educational background and experience working with youth of diverse bac kgrounds&#13;
are desired. Hours are basically Mon -Fri, 1-9 and every third Sat .• 9:30-4:30.&#13;
Program Coordinator- Immediate. full time opening far person to oversee after&#13;
school educational and recreatio,nal program. Hours are basically Mon -Fri 11-7.&#13;
Volunteer Coordinator-10-15 hours a week to recruit, screen and monitor vo 1-&#13;
unteers. Flexible hours.&#13;
Physical Education Specialist- Part time position to develop physical and recreational&#13;
activities for youth ages 6 -17. Hours are basically Mon -Fri (off one weekday).&#13;
2-8 and Sat. 9:30-4.&#13;
Technology Speciallst- Part time position to develop and implement techno logy&#13;
programs for youth ages 6-17. Hours are basically Mon-Fri (off one weekday). 2-&#13;
8 and Sat, 9:30-4.&#13;
Arts Specialist- Part time position to develop and implement arts programs&#13;
(fine arts. music, dance, writing, etc.) for youth ages 6 -17. Hours are basically Mon-Fri&#13;
(off one weekday), 2-8 and Sat. 9:30-4.&#13;
Program Assistants- Numerous positions open for a mature person to impl ement&#13;
educational and recreational programs for youth at after school program. One b ilingual&#13;
position open. Hours are basically Mon-Frt, 1-6:15.&#13;
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March 8, 2801&#13;
"Portraits of Parks ide"&#13;
Black &amp; White Photo Contest&#13;
The Admissions Office is holding a Black &amp; White photo contest&#13;
All UW·Parkside studenis are encouraged to participate,&#13;
Create a theme for your entries or take candid snaps of&#13;
the University community.&#13;
Prizes ~illbe awarded for selected photos.&#13;
Watch the Ranger News for more details.&#13;
This is your chance to create your own "Portrall5 of P.rkslde:&#13;
REMEMBER; Photos need to be in black &amp; white; color photos nol accepted.&#13;
For more information and details contact Sergio Corr .. in the&#13;
Admi"io .. omee (Moln Oil) or call 595-2300.&#13;
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stereotypes,ln~es your senses and fills your soul "With her fire!!!BUildingbri~&#13;
between cceamumuee or all reeee, genders, backgrounds, and colors. Come burn witb her&#13;
as ebe blazes III path straight into YOUT heart. :sP.lrlt.and soull&#13;
Tuesday, March 27, 2001&#13;
Noon &amp; 7:00 p.rn.&#13;
Union Cinema&#13;
Free Admission&#13;
Sponsored by .Pctkl$ide Amart O~tion, Gay &amp;. Lesbian OrganiMtion. Womytl's Center,&#13;
Ofl'ke of Equity &amp;.DM:rsH;y, and Student Activities.&#13;
fIWCh 8, 2001 THe RI:NGeA&#13;
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Intramural Volleyball Standings&#13;
TEAM Wms&#13;
StrikeIS&#13;
The Avengers&#13;
Monkeys&#13;
FiTaBis&#13;
Odd Style&#13;
Shaken Not Stirred&#13;
Results:&#13;
February22&#13;
Monkeys defeat Strikers 15-10, 15-6, 15-13&#13;
Odd Style forfeited to FiTaBis&#13;
Shaken Not Stirred forfeited to The Avengers&#13;
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Strikers defeated Shaken Not Stirred&#13;
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15-6,4-15,17-15&#13;
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151.5&#13;
115&#13;
NAIA National Wrestling Championships&#13;
4. Lindenwood University 114.5 7. Embry Riddle University (Az)&#13;
5. Montana St.-Northern 106.5 8. UW-Parkside&#13;
6. Cumberland College (Ky) 97.5 9.Mount St. Clare (Iowa)&#13;
10. Simon Frasier University&#13;
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Very Involved at Parkside&#13;
V.I.P. Leadership Series presents...&#13;
Thriving in Chaos&#13;
by Marcy Hufendick, Student Health and Counseling&#13;
Monday, March 26, 2001&#13;
3:00 p.m. Union 106&#13;
{]&#13;
sponsored by Srudent Activities&#13;
WE'LL ERASE YOUR&#13;
COLLEGE LOAN.&#13;
Ifyou're stuck with a (federally insured)&#13;
student loan that's not in default. the&#13;
Army might pay it off.&#13;
Ifyou qualify, we1l reduce your debtup&#13;
to $65,000. Payment is either 1'3 of.&#13;
the debt or $1.500 for each year of&#13;
service, whichever is greater.&#13;
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choice of skills and enough&#13;
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Ruyayeem Rashid&#13;
Staff Reporter&#13;
W&#13;
hen the Information&#13;
Technology&#13;
Practice Center&#13;
(ITPC) opened, the main purpose&#13;
was to give computer science&#13;
and MIS students handson&#13;
experience with current&#13;
technology. The second purpose&#13;
was to give undergraduates&#13;
students the opportunity&#13;
to work on projects with the&#13;
ITPC business partners. This&#13;
lab was a joint project between&#13;
the University and Snap-On&#13;
Tools, SC Johnson Wax and&#13;
Harley Davidson. The idea&#13;
originated from Cory Mason,&#13;
an alumni of Parkside, who is&#13;
director of Information Services&#13;
at Harley Division.&#13;
Dirk Baldwin, Associate&#13;
Professor of Information Systems,&#13;
says, "I think the ITPC&#13;
Jab is an important symbol of a&#13;
strong partnership between&#13;
Harley Division, Johnson Wax,&#13;
Snap-on, and UW-Parkside.&#13;
The relationship allows students&#13;
to work with professors&#13;
and IS professionals to develop&#13;
problem solving, leadership,&#13;
teamwork and design&#13;
skills." He also went on to say,&#13;
"The relationship also allows&#13;
the students to use some of the&#13;
latest equipment used in&#13;
industry. I think it is an exciting&#13;
opportunity for UW-Parkside&#13;
that distinguishes us&#13;
from many other universities.&#13;
"&#13;
When asked about the success&#13;
of the lab, Professor Baldwin&#13;
said, "I think this lab is&#13;
very successful, but we are&#13;
just starting." He also indicated&#13;
that the long-term overall&#13;
success of the lab is based on&#13;
short-term goals, such as each&#13;
individual project and semester,&#13;
and long-term goals.&#13;
"However, we have project&#13;
goals each year and sub-goals&#13;
each semester. At least along&#13;
some dimensions we canmeasure&#13;
our success by comparing&#13;
progress to our project goals.&#13;
On a longer-term basis, we&#13;
will measure success through&#13;
our relationships with the&#13;
partners, the number of MIS&#13;
and computer science students&#13;
using the lab, the number&#13;
of new MIS and computer&#13;
science students in the program,&#13;
and the placement of&#13;
March 8, 2001&#13;
our students in full time jobs."&#13;
This lab is different from a&#13;
standard lab due to the fact it&#13;
is only used, for special projects&#13;
and contains software&#13;
that is not available in other&#13;
labs, such as Visual Studio,&#13;
Oracle and Business Objects.&#13;
Secondly, it is set up in more&#13;
of a conference format&#13;
so that students&#13;
can work on&#13;
projects ill teams.&#13;
The main emphasis&#13;
is partnership.&#13;
For example, students&#13;
enrolled in&#13;
the Database Management&#13;
Systems&#13;
class can use the&#13;
lab for extra credit&#13;
projects. .&#13;
Currently,&#13;
mostly MIS students&#13;
use this lab&#13;
and an occasional&#13;
computer science&#13;
student who is&#13;
working on a project&#13;
with Professor&#13;
Baldwin. One of&#13;
the plans to&#13;
improve the lab&#13;
includes more The Information Technology Practice Center, sponsored by Harley Davidson, Snap.()n&#13;
com put e r s , Tools, and Johnson Professionals, gives MIS and IS students hands-on experience.&#13;
Information Technology Practice Center revi~i~ed&#13;
installing a wireless local area Baldwu:, Students who have&#13;
network (LAN), and installing used this lab have done wellin&#13;
new IBM AS/400 midrange the Job market. Not only do&#13;
~omputer Also the business they possess some techilical&#13;
departme;'t plans to create a skills that are difficult to&#13;
larger lab by tearing down the obtain, they g.am valuable&#13;
wall between MOLN 216 and teamwork, project mana~e218.&#13;
m~nt,,, and communication&#13;
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p.m. A driver ,was&#13;
ci ted for failure to&#13;
stop at a stop sign.&#13;
Inc 01-179 HarassmentThreats,&#13;
University&#13;
Apartments, 3:47&#13;
p.m. A student&#13;
reported two other&#13;
students are threatening&#13;
and harassing&#13;
her. Residence Life&#13;
staff will handle any&#13;
discipline issues.&#13;
Student does not want&#13;
any further action&#13;
taken at this time.&#13;
02127/01&#13;
mph in a 45 mph zone.&#13;
Inc 01-182 Traffic&#13;
Violation, Wood Road&#13;
&amp; Outer Loop Road,&#13;
11:41 p.m. A driver&#13;
was cited for failure&#13;
to stop at a stop&#13;
sign.&#13;
03/01/01&#13;
Inc 01-183 Personal&#13;
Property Theft,&#13;
Ranger HalL 10:19&#13;
a.m. A student&#13;
reported the theft of&#13;
a watch which. had&#13;
been left in a shower&#13;
room.&#13;
02/25101 Inc, 01-174 Emergency&#13;
Crlsls Intervention&#13;
Ranger Hall, 7:20&#13;
p.m. Officer&#13;
responded to a&#13;
reported student who&#13;
had been drinking and .&#13;
mlght become suicidal.&#13;
A UW-P counselor&#13;
was contacted and&#13;
officer along with a&#13;
housing director,&#13;
spoke at length with&#13;
the student until the&#13;
situation was no&#13;
longer serious.&#13;
Inc 01-176 Possession&#13;
of Marijuana, Universi&#13;
ty Apartments,&#13;
11:23 p.m. Officers&#13;
checking on a marijuana&#13;
complaint&#13;
found the room. full&#13;
of a smoke smell consistent&#13;
with marijuana.&#13;
One individual&#13;
was issued a&#13;
citation for possession&#13;
of marijuana.&#13;
02/26/01&#13;
Inc 01-172 Security&#13;
Alarm, Tallent Hall,&#13;
Educator's Credi t&#13;
Union, 10:59 a.m.&#13;
Officer answering a&#13;
motionalarm, checked&#13;
the of f ice area but&#13;
no-one was inside.&#13;
Alarm was canceled&#13;
and reset.&#13;
Inc 01-180 'Traffic&#13;
Violation, CTH E at&#13;
CTH JR, 12:17 a.m.&#13;
While on routine&#13;
patrol, officer&#13;
observed a vehicle in&#13;
front of him which&#13;
was displaying&#13;
expired plates. Driver&#13;
was cited for&#13;
non-registration of&#13;
vehicle. Plates had&#13;
been expired for&#13;
almost five months.&#13;
Inc 01-184 Traffic&#13;
Accident, Union parking&#13;
lot, 4:46 p.m.&#13;
One student's vehicle&#13;
struck another student's&#13;
vehicle. There&#13;
were no injuries to&#13;
the drivers. State&#13;
accident report completed.&#13;
Inc 01-185 Fire Alarm,&#13;
Molinaro Hall, 4:59&#13;
p.m~ Officer responding&#13;
to an alarm&#13;
checked the area and&#13;
found no smoke or&#13;
fire. .&#13;
Inc 01-1.77 Security&#13;
Alarm, Wyllie Computer&#13;
Support, 6:50&#13;
a.m. Officer&#13;
responding to an&#13;
alarm found it had&#13;
been set off accidentally&#13;
by an employee.&#13;
Area was found to be&#13;
clear.&#13;
Inc 01-173 Animals,&#13;
900 Wood Road, .1&#13;
mile South of CTH A,&#13;
1:20 p.m. Officer&#13;
found a dog behind&#13;
the power plant with&#13;
no ID tags. Humane&#13;
officer was called&#13;
and he took custody&#13;
of the animal.&#13;
Inc 01-181 Traffic&#13;
Violation, CTH E,&#13;
west of CTH JR, 6:25&#13;
p.m. A driver was&#13;
cited for speeding 64&#13;
Inc 01-178&#13;
Violation,&#13;
Loop at CTH&#13;
Traffic&#13;
Outer&#13;
JR, 3:06&#13;
Saturday, March 10th&#13;
103.7 KISS FM Presents Milwaukee's Newest&#13;
80's and 90's Party Band!&#13;
--Speedy Rhino--&#13;
Saturday, March 17th&#13;
St. Patty's Day Party&#13;
--E-l livin··&#13;
Saturday, March 24th&#13;
·-Total Chao,··&#13;
Very Involved at Parkside&#13;
V.I.P. Leadership Series presents...&#13;
Etiquette&#13;
by Steve McLaughlin, Associate Vice ChanceUor for Student Affairs&#13;
Saturday, March 31 st&#13;
Milwaukee's #1 80s and 90s Party Band&#13;
--Toy,··&#13;
Wednesday, March 28,2001&#13;
4 p.m. Union 207&#13;
Every Friday Night is the Area's Hottest Under 21 Dance Party!&#13;
Doors Open at 7 p.m.&#13;
.(lUI. ¥ 6501 Washington Ave. (Hwy. 20) Racine&#13;
Sponsored by Student Activities .IIIDI 886-5 151&#13;
March 8, 2001&#13;
,&#13;
eus flEDS&#13;
FREE CLASSIFIEDSI&#13;
,&#13;
For a limited time only! The&#13;
Ranger News will print&#13;
your student classified ads&#13;
free of charge. Forms are&#13;
available at the newsstand&#13;
in front of the library and&#13;
between Wyllie and Greenquist&#13;
Hall. Call 595-2287 for&#13;
more information.&#13;
Announcements&#13;
Questions about abortion?&#13;
Make an informed choice.&#13;
Call Alpha Center. 637-8323.&#13;
• Chess Club meets on Tuesdays&#13;
from 7pm-close in&#13;
Library Lounge 2nd floor.&#13;
Triple H Grange, LLC&#13;
Organic Boarding, Horseback&#13;
Private Lessons&#13;
'Boarding Sale! $175 per&#13;
month.&#13;
• Be inspired by nature.&#13;
Come fide with us.&#13;
7417 - 7 Mile Road&#13;
(262) 681-2964.&#13;
www.rbcisfree.com&#13;
Services Offered&#13;
Paper Due? Ican help you!&#13;
Ican: .&#13;
*Type your paper&#13;
"Proofread&#13;
"Edit&#13;
~ "Organize your ides&#13;
"Get it started&#13;
"Get a better grade&#13;
"Learn to write better&#13;
Call 262-9664 and ask for&#13;
Diane&#13;
FREE TUTORING&#13;
• Free tutoring is being&#13;
offered by the sfudents from&#13;
Student Technology Corporation.&#13;
Tutoring n the following&#13;
areas of computer&#13;
related software is available:&#13;
Microsoft Office, Using the&#13;
Internet Effectively, E=mail&#13;
and Creating Web Pages.&#13;
Tutoring will be by appomtment.&#13;
To schedule your&#13;
appointment, call Bob or&#13;
Cfuis at 595-2790.&#13;
HELP WANTED&#13;
ApartmentRenting.com&#13;
• Free online college apartment&#13;
search. Ranked #1&#13;
apartment site for college&#13;
students. EARN CASH, De&#13;
an ApartmentRenting.com&#13;
campus representative.&#13;
• Enjoy working with kids?&#13;
Kenosha Unilied School·&#13;
District's 21st Century&#13;
Community Learning Centers&#13;
are looking for Activity&#13;
leaders, Instructors, &amp;&#13;
Tutors for paid after school&#13;
hours. If interested, please&#13;
call Gail Netzer 262-654-&#13;
6200 or 262-653-5923&#13;
• Do you enjoy working with&#13;
children? Would you like to&#13;
earn extra money? Apply&#13;
now for a childcare position&#13;
at NTC GreatLakes. Call&#13;
847-688-2110, Ext... 103 or&#13;
apply online at&#13;
www.ntcmwr.com&#13;
• Looking for 'caregiver for 5-&#13;
year old boy weekends, late&#13;
afternoons, or early&#13;
evenings. Flexible hours.&#13;
Near Parkside. If you enjoy&#13;
kids, please call. us. Judy&#13;
and Tom Milner 925-9976.&#13;
Summer Camp Counselors&#13;
Wanted.&#13;
• Friendly Pines Camp, in the&#13;
coo] mountains of Prescott,&#13;
AZ, is hiring staff for the&#13;
2001 season. May 27-July&#13;
29. Program offers horseback&#13;
riding, water-skiing,&#13;
rock climbing, fishing,&#13;
crafts, sports, and more.&#13;
Competitive salary. For&#13;
app/info call 520/ 4'15-2128&#13;
or email us at info@friendlypines.com.&#13;
Download an&#13;
application at our website!&#13;
www.friendlypines.com&#13;
FOR SALE&#13;
1992 KATANA 600 GSX&#13;
• Custom paint-job, piped&#13;
and jetted. $2500 aBO. Call&#13;
(262) 878-0769 after 6 p.m.&#13;
or page (262) 487-0785.&#13;
2000 Chevy S-10 ZR2, 4x4&#13;
• Extended cab, third door,&#13;
loaded metallic blue. Take&#13;
over lease payments or buy&#13;
out. Call (262) 878-0769&#13;
after 6 p.m. or page (262)&#13;
487-0785.&#13;
1987 Mazda 626&#13;
• V4 2.0 engine, Runs grt'at!&#13;
New brakes. Asking $950&#13;
aBO. Call Ashi at (home)&#13;
551-7431 or (work) 595-&#13;
2705.&#13;
1991 Ford F-150&#13;
• Must Sell! $4,000 or best&#13;
offer. Call 884-6812 and ask&#13;
for Jeremy.&#13;
1988 Pontiac 6000&#13;
• Maroon four door, four&#13;
cylinder, 103,000 mi, interior&#13;
/ exterior in good condition,&#13;
runs greaf, new tires,&#13;
exhaust, and alternator.&#13;
Complete maintenance&#13;
record Asking $1,500 aBO.&#13;
Call 595-2974 and leave a&#13;
message.&#13;
VOLUNTEER AND&#13;
INTERNSHIP&#13;
OPPORTUNITIES&#13;
At the Career Center&#13;
For further information, contact&#13;
Michelle Wegt!er at 595-&#13;
2011 or Roseann Mason at&#13;
595-2606 or stop by the&#13;
Career .C~nter, Wyllie 0173.&#13;
Case Management Assistant&#13;
at Vets Place - Southern&#13;
Center&#13;
• Assist Senior Case manager&#13;
with intake interviews.&#13;
• Assist new (formerly)&#13;
homeless vets with program&#13;
policies and procedures,&#13;
• Schedule residents for&#13;
group and individual counseling&#13;
sessions.&#13;
• Be a team member for case&#13;
plan reviews. .&#13;
• Assist in structured staffings&#13;
for case plan changes,&#13;
suspensions or discharges.&#13;
• Act as program staff liaison&#13;
to newsletter publishing&#13;
committee.&#13;
Public Information and&#13;
Coordination Assistant at&#13;
Vets Place - Southern&#13;
Center&#13;
• Assist Director and clinical&#13;
staff including contracted&#13;
professionals with the compilation,&#13;
layout, printing,&#13;
and distribution of quarterly&#13;
newsletters and program&#13;
brochures,&#13;
• Collect and prepare articles&#13;
regarding veterans and&#13;
homelessness or other concerns,&#13;
and assist resident to&#13;
improve writing skills.&#13;
• Assistin the coordination of&#13;
agenCIes and .programs&#13;
servmg the homefess populations&#13;
in Racine County&#13;
Assist the Homeless Ass~&#13;
tance. Coalition in arranging&#13;
meetings, mali notices&#13;
record notes of meelin~&#13;
and decisions and developa&#13;
generic brochure to advance&#13;
the mission of the coalition.&#13;
Foster Family Licensing&#13;
Studies&#13;
• Conduct safety checks of&#13;
homes.&#13;
• Run records.&#13;
• In terview prospective foster&#13;
parents.&#13;
• Write case notes.&#13;
• Place foster children into&#13;
licensed homes.&#13;
Foster Parent Recruiterl&#13;
Retention Specialist&#13;
• Distribute material to public&#13;
through employers, public&#13;
service groups, community&#13;
groups, etc. .&#13;
• Present to pubic service&#13;
organizations, and commuruty&#13;
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