https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/37a97634e06a906786adc04b46c56941.pdf b8ceba9ef00fbc41d93dac2ec622c121 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 28, issue 4 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Little Shop; Mechanical monstrocities and four actors breathe life into evil plant Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document r-, et> '" '".,; '" '"N co '"'" '" '" oj '"U 0 8 raouer I cOlteDIS Ins 1 d e "Horrors" stalk Parkside Last chance to do a "Little Shop"ping 6 Terror firma Get six feet under in Parkside's haunted tunnels 14 Waiting in the wings The Royal Canadian Geese Army wings past our boders to attack 5 law & Order Police Beat and the PSGA report round up the good, the bad and the ugly 9 Over your shoulder New.Pay-to-print policy sucks up students' spare change S e c t 1 0 n s Hews 3-1 Things to do 3 Police Beat 5 Features 8-11 Question of the Weell 11 spons 12 Entenainment 13-15 Classified 15 S t a f f Box Editor-in-Chief Kregg Jacoby Business Manager Nicole McQuestion News Editor BeckyDuba Copy Editor Chris Elst Desktop Kregg Jacoby Nicole McQuestion Ad Designer Nicole McQuestion Photo Editors Daniel Yaris JeffAlley Tim Overacker Entertainment Editor Chris Summy Columnist Vito Tribuzio Ranger Advisor Dave Buchanan Ranger Office Wyllie D-139C ph. 262.595.2287 fax 262.595.2295 The Ranger is published every other Thursday throughout the semester by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Subscriptions are available. Letters to the Editor policy: The Ranger encourages letters to the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger office (WYLL 0-139<::) or e-mailed to jac0b0Q2@Uwp.edu. letters must be typed and include the author's name and phone number. Letters must be free from misleading or libelous content. Letters that fail to comply will not be published. For publication purposes, author's name can be withheld, but only upon request. The Ranger reserves the right toedit all letters. , ranger I thingS to do 3 The I n Box Editor Kregg Jacoby Help wanted. Immediate openings. Apply Inside. What else is there to say. The Ranger is in need of a few dedicated souls to write about news, campus' events, and sports. I could even use a desktop publisher with strong Quark skills. The recent letters received demand a paper that can not be delivered without more writers. The staff, at present, is a hardy bunch, used to criticism and attack. The sheer weight of "hate" mail that amounts to "you guys suck and the newspaper sucks" is almost overwhelming. We struggle on. Truthfully, there is one writer to cover all non-sports stories. Some of our critics fail to grasp that. Every paid staffer works at least 10 hours at a job and carries a full class load. They get paid poorly and receive more complaints than compliments. Yet, they try to bring the students a newspaper we all can be proud of. These are not excuses, just facts. I am extremely proud of the amount of time and work that this staff dedicates to the paper. Each week I will try to add the faces of the staff into the paper so the student body can get to know them. If you see these hard workers give them a compliment or at least some kindly worded constructive criticism. It makes the whole job seem worthwhile. Remember that we also need new blood (Note: sorry I couldn't avoid the Halloween tie-in). You can work as often as your schedule allows and still get paid. Ten students writing about campus events and sports once a month would give The Ranger a greater student voice and help lighten the load. With help and hard work, The Ranger can grow to fill the needs of every student, faculty and organization. We need student involvement to do that. We need student support to do that. PSGI Vote results The votes from Oct. 22 are in, but won't be official until Friday Oct. 29. Seven new senate seats were created for more diverse representation in the government. Corey Mandley was voted in for the SUFAC Committee. New Senators include: Shana Hopkins, Angie Gomez, Theosphist McIntyre, Tanja Jankovic, Chris Leipksi, Tarajee Amin, Kara Norton, Maria Negron, Claudia Villalba, Natasha Branch, Kevin Matson, Jon D. Walker, Ernesto Vaca [r., Alain Gbae, Tawona Nicholson. -Parkside Art Department ttipl'9 limber 11, 8:30 a.m. to 6 p.m. LastdaYj;(j 3; available inCommunication ~ through Friday. week '99, November 15 to 18, activitl¢$ 4 ranger I news briels Take back the night Nicole Foras For those who have suffered abuse, or for those who wish to make a difference in the fight against domestic violence, the Womyn's Center, in association with the GLO will sponsor a Take Back the Night rally on Thursday, October 28 at 7:30 p.m. San Francisco, 1978, marked the beginning of TBtN in the United States and their occurrence and strength are steadily growing in the U.S. The unifying purpose of TBtN is the self-empowerment of the women and men present. Particularly recognizing the needs of women of color, disabled women, lesbian and bisexual women, and women with children, woman and men ban together in order to educate and empower themselves and discuss all forms of violence including hate crimes, domestic abuse and sex crimes. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Womyn's Center would like your help to make this event powerful and insightful. Even if you are not affected by abuse, your presence will support those who have been. If you would like to do even more, contact [oni Calhoun or Jackie Buzzell, Womyn's Center coordinators at 595-2170, or Nicole Foras at forasOOO@Uwp.edu. There will be a musical performance by Betsy Ade, a bonfire, a rally, a speak-out, and several keynote speakers. NewS Briefs Save with Arts: ALIVE! season tickets The Parkside Activities Board calls the Arts: ALIVE! series "Sevenperformances worth leaving home for." For UW-Parkside students, make that seven performances worth leaving your residence hall for. And with a season ticket, you save nearly half the cost of full pnce tickets. The series starts November 5 with "Buddy Holly and the Cricketers:' This is the music that got your parents-or maybe your grandparents-in trouble. It's the stulf they listened to on a tinny transistor radio with their heads (and the radio) under the covers so Mom and Dad wouldn't hear. Before rock and roll became a multi-billion dollar business run by multi-national companies; before rock and roll became a political statement or a fund-raising tool; before grunge, industrial, punk, goth, folk, progressive, and country rock, there was Buddy Holly. He died as all icons do: before his time. But he left behind a pile of music that can't help but bring a smile to you face. Don't miss Buddy Holly and the Cricketers, November 5 at 7:30 p.m. The Arts: ALIVE Series continues with "Messiah," December 5; "Let Us Light Candles," December 12; the band from the blockbuster film "Titanic," Gaelic Storm, January 25; the Jose Greco II Flamenco Dance Company, February 3; Peking Acrobats, March 7; and "Pump Boys& Dinettes," March 23. The total cost of series if you purchased tickets individually is $87.But currently enrolled students who purchase the entire series receive a 40% discount, making your cost $49.50. It's seven performances worth leaving home or residence hall for. For' Arts: ALIVE! tickets, call the UW-Parkside Information Center at (262) 595-2345. DECEMBER NURSING GRADUATES Aurora Health Care is interested in you! Soon yoU will be making many important decDons that will affI!ct your prote""",nal cilIl!er.Auroza Health CiIII!can otter yoU the experience that yoU have been str:ivmg for. 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Box 343910 Milwaul<:ee,WI 53234-3910 (414)649-7951 BouelOpportunity Employer M/F/D/V We support a safe, healthy and drug free work environment through criminal background checks and pre-employment drug testing. Police Beat 10/13/99 Inc 99-672 Traffic Vio.ation, CrY E, 2 miles east of CrY jR., 8:55 a.m. UPPSofficer observed a vehicle drive onto theshoulder of the road, accelerate and then passa semi-truck on the right shoulder.The driver, a student, was cited for Unsafe Passing on Right., 10/13/99 Inc 99-673 Property Damage/Personal,Union Lot, 12:23 p.m. Studentreported another student opened hervehicledoor, striking the passenger sidemirror of his vehicle causing a chip, 1/4" in diameter. No damage to the other vehiclecould be detected. 10/13/99 Inc 99-674 Medical Assist, UniversityApartments, 8:59 p.m. UPPS officerresponded to a student suffering an asthmattack.Kenosha Med 5 transported the studentto Aurora Hospital. 10/14/99 Inc 99-675 Medical Assist, WyllieHall, Hard Hat Cafe, 10:56 a.m. UPI'S officerresponded to a student who hadfallenand was unconscious. Oil had been spilled on the floor and while attempts were being made for clean-up, thestudent slipped on the spill. Subject Was transported by Kenosha Med. 5 to AuroraHospital for treatment. 10/14/99 Inc 99-676 Agency Assist, Kenosha Sheriff Dep t., University Apartments,12:20 p.m. Kenosha Sheriff dIspatchcalled regarding 911 hang-up calls cOnningfrom a university apartment. The student in the apartment was contacted and she stated there was no emergency and indicatedthe problem was caused by amalfunctiOningcorclless phone. 10/14/99Inc 99-677 Criminal Damage to Property/State,Molinaro Hall computer lab,2:05p.m, Staff member reported vandalism to two computer components anda disk drive. The vandalism was disCOVeredon Oct. 10th. There are no wit- 'esses Orsuspects to the incident. T 10/14/99 Inc 99-678 Fire Equipment amp . UPpg enng, Molinaro 01 level, 7:56 p.m. b officersresponded to a staff mema:,s report of smoke. Upon officer's jus~al,~ere Was no smoke at the scene, Fadt dIScharged fire extinguisher. dean~tiesManagement was notified for 1 up and the extinguisher replaced. toadO/14/99 Inc 99-679 Animal, East Lot East'tlOp.m. While on routine patrol of front .ot, a deer ran out and struck the lireareaof the police squad. The deer ..... ranger I law & order 5 PSII report Becky Duba October 8's PSGA meeting started with heated debate concerning Resolution 99-14, an amendment to Parkside's constitution about committees. Also heated were comments made about the prior meeting's vote on Resolution 99-9 pertaining to the campus gun policy. There was brought to light a discrepancy as to whether senators who abstain from voting should have their votes count as no's or ignored. Unfortunately, the dilemma about abstaining votes did not deal with the amendment to the constitution, but took up nearly all of the hour available. Finally, when a roll call vote was called for on Resolution 99- 14, many of the senators did not understand what the vote entailed. The vote was still taken. Due to time constraints, may senators left during the confusion over the vote. One senator was heard to say that the bureaucracy of the government comes mainly from just such misunderstandings. got up and ran off into the field. No visible damage to the squad was detected. 10/15/99 Inc 99-680 Disorderly Conduct/Noise, Ranger Hall, east side, 1:05 a.m. A student filed a complaint regarding a large group of people outside the east doors 6f Ranger Hall who were making too much noise. Officers advised the group of 25-30 people to keep the noise down and to move along. Officers cleared.. 10/15/99 Inc 99-681 Traffic Violation, CrY jR at 5TH 331, 11:37a.m. UPPS officer observed a vehicle with expired license plates. Driver was cited for Unregistered Vehicle - plates expired 04/99. 10/16/99 Inc 99-682 Property Damage,-+---------- _ University Apartments, 1:10 a.m. Unknown person threw an object through a window. No witnesses to the incident. 10/16/99 Inc 99-683 Traffic Accident, SAC Lot, 12:10 p.m. Visitor reported striking another vehicle while backing out of a parking stall. Damage appeared to be under $1000. Drivers exchanged names/information and were given Driver's Report of Accident. 10/17/99 Inc 99-684 Fire Equipment Tampering, Union, 1:27 a.m. UPPS officer observed. a discharged extinguisher inside the south entrance doors to the Union. No suspects or witnesses. Extinguisher will be replaced. 10/18/99 Inc 99-685 Harassment, Union Dining Room & Ranger Hall, 7:57 p.m. Student reported being harassed by another student on three occasions. Student advised she will talk to Residence Life staff regarding the problem. 10/19/99 Inc 99-686 Accident-Hit and Run, Communication Arts Lot, 2:08 p.m. Student reported a black truck struck her vehicle and then drove off. Student was not able to get the license plate of the vehicle before it left the scene. 10/19/99 Inc 99-687 Medical Assist, Union 104, 7:22 p.m. Staff member reported a visitor had a seizure. Subject was conscious when officers arrived. Kenosha Med 5 transported subject to Aurora Hospital for treatment. . 10/20/99 Inc 99-689 Agency Assist, 900 Block of Green Bay Road, 9:06 p.m. UPPS officer responded to a reported injury acodent, however, when officer arrived at the scene, nothing was fmUld PSGA 10-15-99 The meeting started late, with only four senators present at noon. The coming elections were addressed marginally, before the previous week's walk out became the main subject on the floor. President Corey Mandley offered an apology for being among the representatives who walked out. He also addressed the senators saying, "I don't see us [PSGA] moving forward. It's a major concern for me. We aren't functioning properly." Solutions to this problem were brainstormed following an open discussion. Mandley suggested having a social where the senators can get together on an informal basis to discuss where they want the government to go. 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'j)t'ul~I.IIt 7Clta Stuldlll(J at t/,1. .. ttll51• 066U:1. 595-2139 .. ~~~~ .6 ranger I news Sigma Tau Delta Sponsors Events in November Lisa Long UW-Parkside's English Honor Society, Sigma Tau Delta, is sponsoring a children's book drive on November 16, 17, and 18. Books can be dropped off next to the Womyn'sCenter anytime on these three days. Children's books in new to slightly used condition will be donated to Children's Memorial HospitaL Sigma Tau Delta also welcomes people to donate other unwanted books to be sold in a fundraiser for the society. The honor society also invites students to attend a lecture, given by Joanne Goodyear, on November 1, at noon in the Communication Arts building, room 133. Joanne works in the career center and will be speaking on career opportunities and information for English majors. Everyone is welcome. -, Another event of some interest to English majors, among others, is a University-sponsored trip to a performance of Shakespeare's "Anto,:y and Cleopatra." The office of Business and Continuing Education IS offenng a trip to the Chicago Shakespeare Theater on Navy Pier to experience the November 18 production. The performance starts at 7:30 p.m., and tickets cost $45.00 per person. Cost includes 'admission and transportation by Coach Bus. The bus will leave from the Tallent Hall lot at 4:30 p.m. and is expected to return around midnight. Preregistration is mandatory due to availability of space. To register call the University outreach office at 414-595-2312. 1\ /\i-. --:!---~ N\l Bring in this ad REOflVE $5.80 ~., w~:r:l:c?:gc:~t'l'~-iil !! ~ ::; • Totally Free Checking ::i . • Free Check/ATM Card • HighSavings Rates • Visa & MasterCard • Auto Loans • Educational Loans • new accounts only • minimum deposn ~th cccpcn is $25 • Valid for a limited time WE HAVE AN OFPICE ON CA Talfent Hall, Rm 280·595-2150 • WWl¥.ttCll.com Parkside's Dark Side The Haunted Tunnel Project Becky Duba October haunts us with ghosts and goblins, witches and vampires, and spooky stories. In the spirit of Halloween, a strip of tunnels underneath Parkside from the Rec Center to the main building very soon will contain our darkest fears. Mike Kamphuis, S.o.c. President, has been working on this project since the beginning of the month. Finally, after weeks of planning and threats of being shut down because of Fire Code problems, the dates are set. The Tunnels will open Friday, October 29, at 6 pm and stay open until 11pm that. , Saturday, October 30, they will be open from 6 pm to 12 am and on Sunday (Halloween) they will be open from 6 pm to 10 pm. The charge for Parkside students is $3.00 and only $5.00 for non-students. Kids under 12 get in for $1.00. The entry, for those brave souls who dare, is near the Rec Center. "One main advantage we have over other haunted houses is that the Tunnels are very large. They start at the Rec Center, go under the street, and end up underneath the 'building," Kamphuis explained. Patrons will be immersed in extremely dark conditions and smoke filled halls. Sound effects will be used alongside black lights to emphasize the eerie feeling of the tunnels. To add to this, there are roughly 10 school clubs, containing over 30 students, who have volunteered to spring from dark corners. The drama club..has gracefully donated the use of their makeup, so expect grade A gore. On Friday, PAB is sponsoring a kids carnival from 6-8 PM to run alongside the haunted tunnels. PAB is looking for organizations to furnish and operate booths for the carnival. On Sunday, the Tunnels will host "Night Fall '99" featuring big-name Drs from Chicago and Milwaukee. The dance starts at 8 PM and lasts till lAM. Students can get into the dance and tunnels for only $7.00 and non-students for only $10.00. "This has been a hard project to pull off up to the last minute. We can't even get into the tunnels to set up until Friday morning. [Plus] we have equipment to move. But, everything is planed out, and our volunteers are up to the task," said Kamphuis. FUN JOB HEREI Are you looking for something relWlrding? Do you 101lClWIrkingwith children? Are you interested in moking a difference in someone's life? Do you like challenging lWIrk? If you answered YES to all of these quest ions. we have a very fun job for you! 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Jaime Jenjak On Friday, October 15, the Committee on Health, Safety, and the Physical Envirorunent sponsored an open forum regarding the University Police campus weapons carry policy. The majority of the committee was present, along with the Sheriff and an,_I- _ assistant chief of the Kenosha Police Department. Although this was an opportunity for anyone opposed to voice their concerns, only one student and one professor spoke against the current full carry policy. Ed Wallen, chair of the Health, Safety and Physical Environment Committee, had hoped to bring in as many viewpoints as possible for open discussion. Moderator Dr. Herb Pitts made statement that those opposed were notified 72 hours prior to the forum and only Dr. James B. Kinchen Jr. responded. Kinchen revealed his feelings on the subject and told the other members of the forum that he spoke for the welfare of the University of WisconsinParkside in bringing forth two serious questions: "What do we need from our police?"and "What are our needs on this campus?" According to Kinchen, there are very few exceptions where police officers should need their guns. Examples he cited were night patrol and outer perimeter patrol. Kinchen called for recall of the full carry policy. ~t.S Guaranteed Credit Cards with Credit Limits ~ae Up To $10,000 Within Days! S No CREDIT, No JOB, No PARENT SIGNER, No SECURITY DEPOSIT! no credit • bad credit • no income? -=== If You Think You can't Get A Credit Card, Think Again. ~--------------- -----------------------------------------~ _I I I I I I Campus committee hosts open foruOl on weapons carry policy The Sheriff from the Kenosha Police Department described disarming a police officer as an "unsafe situation." He likened taking a gun away from a police officer to taking an air tank away from a SCUBA diver. Five University police officers attended the forum. Toward the end of the meeting they expressed concerns for their lives if they were to perform their jobs without their primary tool. Removing the full carry policy was regarded among the officers as an act of mistrust toward the force. One University police officer stated that if a part-time carry policy were enacted, he would . seriously consider leaving. "I was pleased with the quality of discussion and viewpoints that came out in the open forum. Due to the lack of participants, however, Iwould like to welcome all faculty, staff and academic groups to bring forth their views on this subject, because it is very important. The committee wants to seek out as much input as possible before bringing it to the chancellor," said Wallen. ranger I news J Removing the full carry policy was regarded among the officers as an act of mistrust toward the force. One University police officer stated that if a part-time carry policy were enacted, he would seriously consider leaving. MasterCard ORDER FORM GUARANTEED APPROVAL YES! I want Credit Cards immediately. GAC,P.O. Box 22074O,Hollywood, FL33022 Name : "" .. ~~~~~.~~ .....•.. ::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: •••••.••.••••••••••••••..••••.••.••••:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.~;~;~:::::::::::::::::::::.•.•:••••••.•••••.•.•....•:.•::::::::.:::..;;~::::::::::::::::::::::::::::.•..::..::: ::: .. Signai[;re · ·..· · .. Tired of Bein .Turned Down? • • • • ••• L:----------------- ----- ..---------------------------------~ -. 8 ranger I fealures Nicole Turnquist As the lights dim and curtains fall for the last performances of the musical "Little Shop Of Horrors" on October 28, 29, and 30 at 7:30 p.m., members of the cast will leave the stage with the experience of working with elaborate puppets that have an unimaginable hunger for life. The Dane are all students at UWParkside. Matt Harris is a 10.year old student at the School of Fine Arts in Racine. With the help of other cast members, the puppeteers produce the plot of a plant that promises fame and fortune, but the characters learn to be careful what they wish for. In the play, Seymour (Kevin McWilliams) gains fame from the plant in exchange for its diet of human blood. Soon Seymour, his boss Mushnik (Gil Gonzalez), Audrey (Jillian LaVirika), and her sadistic dentist boyfriend Orin Sci vella (Ryan D. Schabach) all learn the plant's true motives. Musical narration is provided by the trio of Catherine Apilado, Cicely Elam, and Elizabeth Brouillette. There are three different puppets used throughout the play to show different stages of the plant's development. Harris is the puppeteer for the small plant in the beginning of the production. He gives the plant expression by standing under a table below the puppet. Welk controls the plant when it begins to feed on human blood and grow in size. Finally, there is a giant plant at the end of the play. Welk, Goeb, and Dane are the puppeteers for this huge monster which consists of three separate suits combined. Tim Bohn is the voice of the plant throughout the play. He has a microSeymour (Kevin Mcwilliam) shows off his strange new botanical discovery to Audrey Gillian LaVinka). The plant is one of four ingenious puppets used in the musical comedy "Little Shop of Horrors" which begins its final three performances Oct. 28 at 7:30 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theater, • puppeteers in the play are using puppets rented from Milwaukee's Polaris Puppet Theater. Tim Brown of the Polaris Puppet Theater created the puppets used in the play about a plant that thrives on human blood and causes disaster. As the plant grows, the puppets grow and the puppeteers soon have their hands full. The four puppeteers who work with this hungry plant and bring to pseudo-life its evil intentions are Corey Welk, Sam Coeb, Katie Dane, and Matt Harris. Welk, Goeb, and I phone off-stage as the puppeteers mimic his words with the puppets. The stages of the plant as it grows are a cross between puppet and costume. "It is hard getting into the heavy costume but I enjoy working in it," said Katie Dane. The rented costumes did need to be altered in order to suit this version of the play. Corey Welk claims that extra pieces and modifications of the puppets were needed to personalize their version of "Little Shop of Horrors." "There are fast changes in the show and the costumes needed to be rigged for those changes," said Judy Tucker-Snider, chair of the Department of Dramatic Arts. Each of the puppeteers engagein different techniques of puppetry. They each need to adjust to the puppets, their alterations and the techniques. Keith Harris, the set designer and fa ther of Ma tt Harris, said, "Matt loves helping out and working with the puppet." "I usually do makeup or costumes, so memorizing lines was a different experience for me. It was also demanding physically," said Corey We1.k.. "The puppets were very detailed, flashy, heavy and hot. It is verydifferent being in a show where I am not acting, but where I am the prop," said Sam Goeb. ~~~~~ UW-PARKSIDE'S ANN UAL NOVEMBER 14-16 FREE & OPEN TO EVERYONE FRIDAY HIGHLIGHTS • Reception· Magic Show • Friday Night Live! SATURDAY HIGHLIGHTS • Workshops • Dr. Suess Festival • UWP Basketball Games • Midnight Madness ~Retro Dance Party SUNDAY HIGHLIGHTS • Massages • Spiritual Celebration Register in Union 209. All are welcome. ~~~~~ ranger I fealures 9 Julie Thompson "Charging for anything is stupid. Parkside seems to be just milking its students for every penny," said student Elizabeth Turner. Despite the growing concern of the student body, the print charge will go into effect. Administration sees the new charge as the only way to keep up with the demand for new ink cartridges, paper supplies, and regular maintenance on the machines, "pay to print" strains students' pockets BeckyDuba In the near future, Parkside is planning to charge students $.08 for every page printed in the computer lab. Currently, when a person clicks on the print icon, the computer displays a window asking questions. It asks for the title of what is to be printed, the user name of the person,and a password. Then, the person has to go over to the main desk and swipe their Ranger Card at the computer and another screen will come up that has the list of all the print jobs for the lab. The person has to click on their print job and punch in their password, before anything is printed. Without having opened an account with money on it, the computer will not allow students to print their work. "Students are over-printing and abusing the system we have right now," said Patricia Eaton, "Also, we have a number of non-students come in and use our systems because it is a public site. If we charge everybody, then we can makesure people aren't getting anythingfor free." "The public can get temporary cards from the circulation desk that can allow them to print," said Chris Robaidek, Instructional Program Manager when asked how non students can print without Ranger Cards. "UW-Madison has been chargingfor use of printers for some time,"he added. The technicians have encountered difficultysetting up the program to run on the Macintoshes. "All of the computers in the lab print, but you have to swipe your RangerCard for them to do it. The programmers are still trying to implementthe 'charge' program for the Mac's, but they're having problems. I don't have a date when the charging will actually begin, but it f Lamb of God Lutheran Church Divine Service every Sunday at 9:00 a.m. Stocker Elementary School L 6315 67th Street, Kenosha '- C.MS. Pastor John Berg 652-4695 ~ EARN UP TO $) 000 *This Semester* By Posting Your Lecture Notes Online Register on-line now: @ www.Study24-7.com (888) 728-7247 FREECLASS NOTES! STUDY24-7.com isn't far off," said Eaton. When the system does come into effect, each student will get 100 free pages to print. After this is used up, they will have to put money onto their Ranger Card before they will be able to print anything. It will be much like the system, in use now1 used for making duplicates on the copy machines. Also, as the date approaches, posters will appear in the labs, warning students of the printing fee. "People should make sure they use print preview before they go to print anything, so they can make sure they're not going to be charged for excess pages they don't need," Eaton cautioned. Many students are upset about this new fee. "I think for computer classes, the fee should be waved. Printing for those classes is necessary. I think it's ridiculous because we pay enough for other things," said junior Dominic Cantrell adds money to his Ranger Card which can be used allover campus and will soon be needed in order to print. Gina Sanders swipes her card through one of the computers demonstrating the new process. .. I lOranger Ilealures Financial aid funding will increase to an estimated biennial increase of $3.3 million in available financial aid. Also, students will see a $500,000 increase for the Lawton Grant as well as a $750,000 increase for the Advanced Opportunity Program. State Budget means tuition Ireeze lor UW students There's good news about tuition-increases for the 2000- 2001 school year: there won't be any. The.cost of attending UW-Parkside-and all other University of Wisconsin System schools-next year was frozen at 1999-2000 levels thanks to the new Wisconsin state budget. The freeze, however, only applies to resident undergraduate students. The spending bill contains other good news for uwParkside and -System students. Financial aid funding will increase to an estimated biennial increase of $3.3 million in available financial aid. Also, students will see a $500,000 increase for the Lawton Grant as well as a $750,000 increase for the Advanced Opportunity Program. In addition, the increase in the general purpose revenue appropriation of $4.8 million will help support 1,000 more students in the UW System (700 system-wide and 300 at UW-Madison). University of Wisconsin-Parkside Chancellor Jack Keating called it, "The best budget in ten years for the UW System," and praised lawmakers and the governor for their work. Along with $90.6 million in spending appropriations over the next two years ($78.1 million in general purpose revenue (GPR) and $12.5 from fees), the budget gives the System additional management flexibility. That will allow the UW-System to offer more courses to non-traditional students in new markets and more distance education courses to meet the changing needs of students, businesses, and communities. The spending plan also includes $1 million for implementation of the UW-System's ambitious diversity initiative Plan 2008. Another $732,600 is earmarked for pre-college programs. The budget will also allow the UWSystem to fund the employer contribution for health insurance benefits from the first day of hire, eliminating the six-month waiting period. Other provisions of the budget include $7.3 million for libraries, $2.5 million for international education, $3.9 million for instructional technology, and $2 million for student advising services. "We are very grateful to the legislature," Keating said. "Especially to Governor Thompson for proposing a solid budget and to Senate Majority Leader Chuck Chvala and Assembly Speaker Scott Jensen for the leadership they provided. We also want to thank our local lawmakers for their work in creating a budget that helps students and our faculty, allows us to maintain quality, and gives us the flexibility to respond to the needs of our region." Unrivaled service We believe that our service distinguishes us &om every other retirement company. 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I'd move out of my parents house, take some vacations, and donate the rest to charity. " John Lemut, Senior "I'd move to India and start a harem." Chad Colombari, Senior "I'd be lazy for life and never work again. " . Jodi Young, Freshman "I'd spoil myself rotten. Then I could dowhatever I wanted. " Matt Swanson, Freshman "I'd buy the school and renovate it. I'd paintit green, make a bigger parking lot, andlower tuition. Then I'd buy some new clothes." /1 ranger I leatures 11 ts with ublic 63 47 percent of private nts with disabilities, eserviceor 62% onal Perspective on ucation/ can be Ie The 12th annual UW-Parkside invitational cross-country meet was run under damp conditions on Saturday, Oct. 16 at the school's national crosscountry course. Over 800 runners participated in one of the largest meets in the Midwest. In the women's race, UW-Gshkosh (ranked third in NCAA III) and Western Michigan (NCAA I) tied for the top spot with a team score of 48. Host Wisconsin-Parkside (ranked 8th in NCAA Il) was third out of the 34 teams with a score of 77. Aquinas College was a distant third at 186. The women's 5Kindividual winner was an open entry: Tiffany Ebensperger of Bristol, who ran the course in 18:18. Kim Lopez of Western Michigan was second, 18:22, followed by Laura Petersen of Wisconsin-Parkside, 18:23.Strong Ranger finishers included Amber Antonia, 11th, 18:42; Erin Enright, 27th, 19:15; Linda Muffler, 31st, 19:19;and Janna Weeden, 39th, 19:29. "It was a solid team effort. We are making good progress. Laura Muffler worked he~way into the top five which will give us a little bit of an edge as we go on," said UW-Parkside women's coach Mike DeWitt. There were 396 total finishers in the event. In the men's race, Marquette was the winner, followed by Lansing Cornmurdty College with scores of 80 and 96 respectively. Wisconsin-Parkside ------------.- was 10th out of 36 teams with 288. Kip Rop of Taylor Urdversity was the individual winner in 24:39 for the 8K course. James Kenedy of Grace College was second, 24:46. Wisconsin-Parkside's top firdsher was Shawn Burwell, 29th in 26:23.Ranger Davey Place was 53rd in 26:51 and Freddy Garcia was 57th 26:54. "It was kind of disappointing," said veteran Ranger coach Lucian Rosa. "We are much better than what we showed today. We had three guys break 27minutes, but we had five capable of doing that." One of those runners was Ryan Gill, who did not participate due to injury. Garcia and Bernie Radobicky (85th, 27:29) ran with injury problems. A total of 397 runners finished the men's race. "We don't have too much time to prepare for the conference race (at Indianapolis next Saturday)," noted Rosa. "Our injured people will have to run regardless." Alex Kulig The Ranger mens soccer team had to work double overtime to pull it off, but it was well worth the wait as Wisconsin-Parkside defeated Missouri-St. Louis, 1-0, at Wood Road Field on Saturday, October 16. The win bumps the Rangers'Great Lakes Valley Conference record to 5-3-1., 9-3-1 overall. Missouri-St. Louis fell to 3-5, 5-8. "We should have never let it go to overtime. We were getting shots, but we couldn't find the back of the net," said Wisconsin-Parkside head coach-t------------ Rick Kilps. The Rangers finally broke the stalemate as the clock read 11:12. Casey Pawlak drove home a free kick set up Adam Chwala for the game. "Adam really nailed it," said Kilps. "It was a great goal and an emotional win." , Wisconsin-Parkside lost Ryan Lockhart due to a red card in the second half and had to play short-handed. Also, Justin Meredith and Bill Wiedel, were lost for the game due to injury, further hampering the Rangers. "It was a great gut check for the kids who came in off the bench," said Kilps. "The guys who played the whole game were absolutely dead." The Rangers hosted Quincy in the final home contest of the year, Sunday, October 17 at 3 p.m. On Sunday at Parkside's Wood road field, Chwala scored an encore. With 42 seconds remaining in the game, he pumped in a shot from eight yards away to give the Rangers a 2-1 victory over Quincy University. The visiting Hawks had tiedthe game at 1-1 with 1:01 left ill the game. The goal came on a 4O-yard boot from Sean Collins who steamed the ball past UW-Parkside goalkeeper Dan Tredo. Jeff Hines carne off the bench to score the first goal of the game for Parkside. Hines headed the ball off a defender and into the net. Mike Samer assisted the goal. . "We were the better team both days," said Kilps, who scored his 296th career win. "Adam 'Favred it' on his goal. At least that's the term I've been hearing. We need this win so bad. We had a lot of tired people out there. I give credit to everyone who played." The Rangers improved to 6-2-1 in the Great Lakes Valley Conference; 10-3- 1 overall. The Hawks fell to 5-3-1, 7-7-2. Kilps noted the fan support. The Rangers lead the league in horne attendance. "To have over 200 people in the stands on a cold, windy day and the Packers playing. I'm just so proud," he said. 12 ranger I spons r-- co '" '"Lri < 0> on N '"'" 8l 0> a5 '"U 0 Women's Soccer 4-3-1 in GlV C Alex Kulig The University of Wisconsin-Parkside women's soccer team nearly overcame a 5-1 deficit in the second hall in their game against Missouri-St. Louis on Saturday, October 16; however, the team came up a goal short, losing to Missouri-St. Louis, 5-4, at Wood Road Field. The visiting Riverwomen held a 4-1 advantage at hall time. The loss drops the Rangers to 4-3-1 in the Great Lakes Valley Conference, while Missouri-St. Louis jumped to 4-4 in the GLVC and 6-7 overall. The Rangers played their last horne game of the year Sunday afternoon at Wood Road Field against Quincy Urdversity. After Quincy, they move on to the Great Lakes Conference. Their first game will be against South Indiana on Saturday, Oct. 23 and their following game will be against South Illinois University-Edwardsville on Sunday, Oct. 24. "If we win both games we're directly into the tournament. These are our last games of the weekend and there probably going to be our two toughest games so we're hoping that we play well and have a good outcome," said forward Jessica Tuttle. "I think we'll do all right. We've been practicing hard all week. Our confidence level is a little up from our last two games," said defender Annie Gustaf. Chwala "Favres" mens soccer to winning record Parkside hosts crosscountrv invitational Volleyball rallies to win With a dominating 7-0 in game 4, it looked as if Lewis University would extend the UW-Parkside women's volleyball team to a fifth, decisive game. Such was not the case as the Rangers rallied back and posted a 15-4, 8-15, 15-13, 15-13 Victory at UW-Parkside's Sports and Activity Center Thursday night, Oct. 14. Each team came into the contest at 5-3 in Great Lakes Valley Conference play. This match broke the third place deadlock in the Blue Division of the league. The Rangers are now 15-9 overall, while Lewis is back to .500 at 11-11. "We just kept plugging away. It was that never quit attitude that allowed us to corne back and prevent a fifth game," said UW-Parkside assistant coach Ron Danoski. "Angela Zoiss (5-11 junior, Johnsonburg, IL) really stepped up her game tonight." Good Weekly Income Processing mail for national company! Free supplies, postage! No selling! Bonuses! Start immediately! Genuine opportunity! Please rush LoDI Self Addruud S..... ped EDVeiOpe to: GMCO, P.o. Box 22-0'740, Hollywood, Florida 33012 ranger Ientertainment 13 Superstar is less than dazzling •music·art· theater· movies·music·art· theater· movies·music·art· theater· movies·music· Entertainment Editor Chris Summy It's time once again for a Saturday Night Live sketch to be turned into a full-length feature film. Molly Shannon steps into the spotlight as Mary Catherine Gallagher, a Catholic school girl with stars in her eyes and the clutzy moves to match. So brace yourself. Mary is an unpopular student who has been raised by her grandmother (Glynis Johns) after her parents were trampled to death in a Riverdancing accident.Dreaming of superstardom, Mary attempts to enter and win a talent show. Her grandmother will not allow it, but Mary has her sights set. Enter the villain, nasty rival Evian (Elaine Hendrix), the prettiest girl in school and also the most bulimic. She is a constant- thorn in Mary's plans. Even more problematic is that Mary's love interest, Sky Corrigan (Will Ferrell) the star athletewith the great dance moves, is dating Evian. Mary has a serious crush on him and dreams of planting her first -kiss in 'him. One of the funniest scenesinvolves Mary smooching- an oak tree while dreaming of Sky, to the surprise of a nun standing by. With her dreams in sight, nothing stops Mary Catherine Gallagher. What does stop Mary Catherine Gallagher is this plot. One of the biggest problems with taking a eight-minute Saturday Night Live skit and tuming into a movie is that the writers have to stretch for filler. Sounds like Chris Rockwas right when he said that Saturday Night Live has been responsible forthe worst movies in history. - While Superstar does have some funny bits to it, it doesn't sustain them for ninety minutes. And that's a shame considering it wastes the talents of MollyShannon and Will Ferrell. Shannon has already had supporting roles in Analyze This and Never Been Kissed and has an upcoming part in next year's How the Grinch Stole Christmas with Jim Carrey. Maybe Mary CatherineGallagher will have a chance to be a superstar after all! 00 .. o • My roommate constantly leaves the ~ - toilet seat up. One night at 3 a.m. I fell in!What should I do? Next tine you' roommate leaves the seat '4' td<e plastic wrqJ a>d put it over the told a>d dose the lid. Md<e s....e you~e not (I'OLOld.CllJSe.the next mornilg theyll have a little s....prlSe of ther own. Or. you colid td<e the Iiigh rood mil post rem ilder above the told for you' absent mildea fr iend. Give lIS "'1/1" q/ll!$tilll/$ f",. 111/1" MW IIdllice clliumn in T1Ie Rlmge,. Quest ions can be anonymous. Slide them under the door in Wyllie D-139C Questions submitted are the prope.r!Y of The Ranger and are subject to editing. .: ART~litJe! Molly Shannon stars as the clutzy and gutsy Mary Catherine Gallagher in the latest SNL offering. Buddy Holly &; The Cricketers November 5, 1999 • 7:30 p.m. Messiah December 5, 1999 • 4:00p.m. Let Us light Candles r December 12, 1999· 4:00p.m. Gaelic Storm January 25,2000 • 7:30 p.m. Jose Greco II Flamenco Dance Company February 3, 2000 • 7:30p.m. Peking Aero bats March 7, 2000 • 7:30 p.m. 1'llIl:hasl! the ""lies and receive a 40% disrount if you're a student a 30% off disrount if you're faculty. staff or alumni. ~, University of Wisconsin-Parkside Pmllp BeyS Ct: DillEtLes March 23, 2000 • 7:30 p.m. o.. Columnist Vito Tribuzio 14 ranger I entenalnmenl Note: As a heralded journalist, 1 ordinarily charge big bucks for every article 1 write, but because 1 write foe a publication whose award-winning reporters seem to be mulishly unwilling to cover only events that take place right here in our backyard, I'm waiving all charges for the following article. Where are newspapers and TV reporters when you need them? Why are they covering insignificant worldly events and neglecting important local events? 1 mean, where were they when several UW-Parkside students were being brutally attacked by contemptuous Canadian geese as they goosestepped their way to Microcosmic 2000 classes from a far, way-too-far parking lot? This is important global news, and yet, as it has often been the case with other worldly events occurring on campus, neither The Ranger nor CNN covered the incident. 1 thought the Canadian geese imbroglio deserved extensive probing and coverage (not only because the attack took place in our own backyard, but also because it involved innocent students getting bashed by belligerent Canadian geese), so 1 used my journalistic expertise to ask a few questions about this seemingly small but growing problem. "I don't mind walking thirty miles to Microcosmic classes," said fellow student Nick Notewell, "but it gets to be a problem when Canadian geese form barriers across the walkways. They put on a menacing stance with their hissing, and the toll they often charge is even more costly than my parking permit." "I made the mistake of feeding stale French bread to the Canadian geese once," said Nick's girlfriend, Haria Bookbender, "and now it seems I can never make it to class on time unless 1 park in a geese-free parking zone." When 1 asked them whether they were ready to testify that the geese they'd seen were indeed Canadian, Nick replied: "They definitely need more parking space here." But my story is about the Canadian geese incident, and the UW-Parkside parking problem will seem insignificant once 1 tell you about the more serious problems we're likely to face because of these devilish birds. The first and least important thing every student should know is that this is not the first time anything Canadian has had the gall to cause harm to the US population. I've done some research on Canadian-related problems and I've gathered some facts I'd like to pass on to you: Fact 1: Several months ago, Italian American hunkster Fabio was nearly massacred by something Canadian while innocently riding a roller coaster. Fact 2: Last year alone, countless law-abiding US citizens suffered heart failures while trying to get vending-machine junk food with Canadian quarters and dimes. F t 3· L t eek's issue of the official newsletter of the Wisconsin ac . as w di I d b f . Organization of physicians reported that an tu>: lSC ose num er 0 mnocent Wisconsin toddlers had to be hospitalized this past summer because they mistook Canadian geese droppings for Tootsie Rolls. Fact 4: Two months ago, the NRA reported that hundreds of defenseless US hunters got lost and died of starvation last year because they were unable to locate Canadian geese in hard-to-find Canadian-named places such as Prairie du Chow Mein, La Road de les Dead Skunks, Les. Butte de Morton D 'etc (The NRA blames this tragedy on Canadians because our owney, . northerly neighbors can't seem to agree on which language to use when naming places and things. NRA Spokesperson Charlton Heston says that the French named the city of Oshkosh by that alien-sounding name because "oshkosh, oshkosh" happens to be the sound one hears when one steps through Canadian geese droppings). . . . Now, as a true-blue, Italian-born but legal and loyal citizen of the Uruted States, 1 am appalled by all these facts. Our populationis suffering great wounds, and the wounds are being inflicted by the inhabitants of a country that wouldn't even be a country ifit weren't for Benedict Arnold's errata. But that's not all. If you think that the above facts are merely natural events, think again. 1 said that 1 had some important revelations to make about Canadian-related things, but thus far I've only talked about seemingly trivial incidents because 1 didn't want to create panic by starting with the most important news. The second and most important thing every student should know is that the above events are just the first in a chain of events, eventually capitulating in a long-plotted Canadian invasion of US colleges. The Canadian geese we see on campus are just the beginning. Today Parkside, tomorrow Harvard! The third and perhaps the very, very most important thing you should know is that most UW-Parkside Faculty and Administration members are in on all this. Trust me, 1 usually know what I'm talking about. 1am, after all, a well-informed phenomenologist. 1 also know that the next gale of northerly wind will bring the resounding wave of Canadian geese honks and the ghastIy unleashing and scattering of their contemptuous cargo. Therefore, brothers and sisters, it is absolutely necessary that you join my cause: my valiant attempt to fend off the Canadian invaders. You may opt to do nothing about the problem, but as for me, give me a Tootsie Roll-free backyard or give me death! Three lilDls to watch lor Entertainment Editor Chris Summy There are three films I really want to see that are coming out in the fall season. Actually there are a lot of fall films I want to see, but I decided to pick three because they will be coming out during the holidays. So here are a couple of films you will be hearing about in the next two months. Sleepy Hollow (Nov. 19)- Considering that I am a major Tim Burton fan, this made my list. People tend to forget that he first clirected Pee Wee's Big Adventure, but they do remember that he made Beetlejuice, Batman, Edward Scissorhands, Batman Forever, Ed Wood, and Mars Attacks!. So when it was announced that Burton would create an adaptation of Washington Irving's classic novel about lchabod Crane's run-in with the headless horseman, I was thrilled. There are some deviations from the original. For instance, instead of being a coward, Crane is played by Johnny Depp as a slightly detached in Colonial America. Crane is sent to the village of Sleepy Hollow to investigate a series of murders, decapitations all. Here's the twist: their heads were never found. If anybody can make a good movie out of this, it's Tim Burton. And it doesn't hurt that his previous collaborations with Johnny Depp (Edward Scissorhands, Ed Wood) were artistic triumphs. Throw in a screenplay written by Andrew Kevin Walker of Se7en fame and art-house favorite Christina Ricci as the heroine and you can see why there are great expectations for this. The Green Mile (Dec. 171- The last movie directed by Frank Darabont (Shawshank Redemption) won several Oscar nominations including Best Picture, Best Actor [Morgan Freeman], and Best Director [Darabont] but didn't do well at the box-office due to poor marketing. Once again, Darabont goes back to prison, this time with film-favorite Tom Hanks. Hanks plays a cynical warden in a South Carolina prison who bonds with one of his inmates (Michael Clark Duncan from Armageddon). This inmate turns out to be a life-saver in prison despite his sentence of death. The buzz is that the ending is going to cause a lot of tears. I'll have to see about that considering the last flick I cried at was Schindler's List six years ago. The expectations for this movie, like any Tom Hanks film, are sky-high. Test screenings for this have gone through the roof, receiving one of the highest scores for a Warner Brothers release. That says a lot considering the studio's seventy-five year legacy produced Casablanca, A Clo'ckwork Orange, The Wild Bunch, The Exorcist, and L.A. Confidential. The World Is Not Enough (Nov. 19)- With a few exceptions, the most notable "Rain Man", MGM/UA has had little to celebrate since the struggling Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer (MGM) and United Artists (UA) merged in 1981. Once again, they turn to 007 to save the day. Despite Pierce Brosnan's being credited for saving the franchise, there has been a growing feeling that James Bond has gone stale. So, in order to inject new life into 007's $IOOmillion adventure, MGM/UA hired respected director Michael Apted (Coal Miner's Daughter, Extreme Measures) for some long-needed creativity. In the past, the company hired inexperienced directors who kept Xerox copying the formula from the previous Bonds. So what's new? Well there is a femme-fatale (Sophie Marceau from Braveheart) who wants James. Big change there! Then there's a sexy sidekick (Denise Richards from Wild Things), a scientist whose main job seems to be studying in spandex. Bond will have his hands full on either side, and I wouldn't have it any other way. But the key, as always, is the villain! Remember Robert Carlyle as the psychopathic Begbie in Trainspotting and the leader of an unlikely band of strippers in The Full Monty? He plays Renard, a brilliant sicko whose gunshot wound to the head will eventually kill him, but currently renders him inunune to physical pain. And how's this for publicity? The movie hasn't come out yet and Renard has already been voted Best Bond villain in a recent magazine poll. 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