https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/534c75681a453657e983566332bb5c24.pdf afffe8a5d3c7e3d1756e95fffacc062e Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 27, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Ms. Green goes to Washington Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Food Fair Fair gives students a sample of international food -Paue1 End of the Entanalnmant Study the intricacies of english and get a preview of movies coming out this summer and beyond! Student Ne,,vspaper of the University of Wisconsin - Parkside volume21.issue25.mav& The Ranger wins Student Organization ol the Year At the Student Awards Banquet on April 30, The Ranger won Outstanding Student Organization of the Year for improving visibility on campus, and for contributing in a positive way to UW-Parkside. One of the Emerging Student Leaders was Sonya Flower, recognizing her initiative and contribution, as well as future potential. Sarah Schwalbach and Amanda Bulgrin were recognized as Distinguished Student Leaders this year. This award is for students who display especially distinguished achievements which benefit UW-Parkside; those who show a pattern of going above and beyond their duty during their time here. Congratulations to all of the other award winners! Vito Tribuzio, Sonya Flower, Amanda Bulgrin, Sarah Schwalbach and Niclole McQuestion accepted the Outstanding Student Organization of the Year Award. Not Pictured Kregg Jacoby, Chris Summy, Stefanie Beard • llil NEWS ................ 2-1 fl SPORTS ...........•. 8-9 z ENTERTAINMENT ... 10-11 JUMP ................. 12 With some help from her UW-Parkside friends, Yolanda Green is spending this semester as a law intern in Washington, D.C. Ms. Green goes to Washington For aspiring attorneys, there is no city in the world like Washington, D.C. During Spring semester, a familiar UWParkside face was in the halls of the nation's capitol, conducting research in the city's ·1aw libraries, and sharing power breakfasts with legislators. Senior political science major Yolanda Green is in D.C. on a Criminal Justice and Law Enforcement internship. With help from Sociology Professor Anne Statham, Financial Aid Director Carl Buck, Assistant Vice Chancellor for Student Services Steve McLaughlin, and Dean of the College of Arts and Sciences Donald Cress, Yolanda had the opportunity to work with The Washington Center for Internships and Academic Seminars. As a result, she is getting a first-hand look at D.C.'s busy criminal justice system. "My internship is with the Corporation Counsel. It handles all the legal work besides the criminal prosecution that the US attorney's office does not prosecute," Yolanda said. 'Tm working in the juvenile division. I'm assigned to a prosecutor who is handling juvenile crime cases, so I'm doing a lot of research, a lot of foot work." Yolanda admits to some uneasiness about being on the prosecution side of the legal aisle. She said her "passion" has always been criminal defense, and she isn't sure how she'll be affected by working for the prosecution, especially against people below the age of majority. Yolanda expects the experience to help her determine her early career choices. "I want to go into law. And this gives me the chance to actually see how the process works so I'll have a better understanding before I enter the field," Yolanda stated. "This will let me see if I really want to be in criminal law or if I want to be in corporate law." Whatever her future career decisions are, Yolanda doesn't have much time to dwell on them in the present. She'll be too busy for that. In addition to interning four and a half days each week, she also is attending breakfast meetings with members of Congress and a Presidential Lecture Series featuring government and business leaders. In addition, Yolanda is involved in a once-a-week class See Washington, Page 12 1111125.ma,1.1111 MSBRIEFS Former Astronaut PinkV Nelson 10 address Parkside Grads Mav 16 The University of Wisconsin-Parkside holds Spring Commencement ~n Sunday, May 16, in the Sports and Activities Center. The program will include an address by former astronaut George "Pinky" Nels~n. . The ceremony begins with the"commencement processional, which starts in the hallway of the Communication Arts building, concourse level, at 1:45 p.m. The ceremony begins at 2 p.m. . . Commencement speaker Pinky Nelson is the director of Pro1ect 2061, a na tionwide effort to improve science and math education, for the American Association for the Advancement of Science. Nelson served as a NASA astronaut from 1978 to 1989. During that time, he flew on three Space Shuttle missions. . . "Graduation is an ~xtremely important event m the hves of students and families," said UW-Parkside Chancellor Jack Keating. "It is the last formal activity for a student at the University and marks an important passage to the next phase of a graduate's life and career." Non-graduating students and the public are welcome to att~nd the c~remony. However, parking and seating are limited. For more mformation, call ext. 2345. Hunger Clean Up donation A donation of $150 was recently made to the University of WisconsinParkside's Hunger Clean Up from The Catholic Knights Branch 278-Paris. Judy Christman, program assistant in the Activities Office, presented the check to Michelle Wegner, Volunteer and Experiential Program coordinator, on April 28. The Catholic Knights Insurance Society home office nominated Christman's branch for Fraternal Branch of the Year. They won the award and received a plaque and a check for $150 to present to the charity of their choice According to Christman, Branch 278 was planning on volunteering at the event, but was unable to get pledges so they donated the money. Wegner said the money will have a major impact. "We appreciate the creative ways faculty and staff contributed to the cause in addition to volunteering," said Wegner. "It was a clever way to donate a sizable amount that will have a major impact." Editor-in-Chief Amanda Bulgrin Sports Editor Sonya Flower Business Manager Sarah Schwalbach Layout Editor Kregg Jacoby The Ranger staff would like to thank our advisor Dave Buchanan for all of his hard work and tremendous effort during the 1998-1999 academic year. His dedication has been instrumenta l in success of The Ranger. April 810 April 14 Art • UW-Parkside Senior Art Exhibition, through May 14, Communication Arts Gallery, free; hours: Monday /Thur:sday, 11 a.m. to 5 p.m., Tuesday/ Wednesday, 11 a.m. to 8 p.m. Music • UW-Parkside Wind Ensemble and UW-Parkside Community Band, Mark Eichner, conductor, tonight, May 6, 7:30 p.m., Communication Arts Theater, puMic $5, senior/students $3 • UW-Parkside choral groups, JamL>s Kinchen, dir('(tor, Sunday, May 9, 3:30 p.m., Communication Arts 'Theater, public $5, senior/,;tudents $3 Race, Oass & Gender Book Study • "Cold Mountain" by Charles Frazier, Fridny, May 21, 3:30 p.m, Molinaro 111 Other Events • University of Wisconsin Board of Regent meeting at UW• Parkside, May 6 to May 7, various locations; for information, call exi. 3234. • Five-On-Five Basketball Tournament, Union basketball court, $10 team entry, $50 cash prize, Thursd,1y, ~fay 6, 3:30 p.m.; sponsored by Black Student Union and Union Activities • Cosmic bowling, with DJ playing music, Recreation Center, Thursday, May 6, 9 p.m.; sponson-d by Black Student Union, Union Activities, Deawon Delancy - • Music Student Performance Lab, Friday, Mny 7, noon, - Communication Art:s D118 1..1.J • Black Student Union picnic, Uniwr.-ity ApartmcJ1ts, Friday, - May 7, 1 p.m. - • Gasses end Saturday, May 8 - • Finals begin Monday, May 10 a-- • "Building New Partnerships for Learning" rcccpt1on, Wednesday, May 12, 4 p.m., Galbraith Room of \'\'yllic Hall, free @) • Spring Commencement, Sunday, May 16, 2 p.m., Sports and Activities Center, free THINGS TODD Photo Editor DanielYaris Ad Design Editor Nicole McQuestion Copy Editor Stefanie Beard Office Assistant Jeanie Schober Writers ChrbSummy Kelly Voss Vito Tribu7fo Ranger Advisor Dave Buchanan Jeff Mueller The Ranger News is p~blish~ eve~ 1:'ursd_ay throughout the se~es~er by students of the University of Wiscoru;in-Uw-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its ed1tonal pohcy and content. Subscnptions are available at the cost of $15 for 26 issue:.. • Letters to the Editor policy: The Ranger News encourages letters to the Editor. Letters should not exce1.,J 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger News office (WYLL D-139C) or e-mailed to bulgrOOO@uwp.edu by noon the Friday before publication. Letters must be typed and include the author's name and phone number. Letters must be free from mbleading or libelou., contcnL Letters that fail to comply will not be published. For publication purposes, author's name can be withheld but only upon request. Ranger News reserves the right to edit all letters. ' Choral ConcertSundav The University of Wisconsin-Parkside will display the talents of all its choral groups during a concert in the Communication Arts Theater on Sunday, May 9. Directed by Music Professor James Kinchen, the University Chorale, the Voices of Parkside, and the Master Singers will perform separately and as a single group starting at 3;30 p.m. Kinchen said the concert will allow several of his students to showcase the conducting skills they've learned along with their musical talents. "What I'm most proud of is that four of my student directors-Jason Arnold, Annelise Boehm, Sarah Stehlik, and Scott Weyrauch-each taught the Chorale a song," said Kinchen. "And they will conduct their piece during this performance." Kinchen said the Master Singers, a group of vocalists drawn from the surrounding community, will perform what he described as anthem-type pieces. During their portion of the program, the Voices of Parkside will sing part of "Missa Brevis in C" by Mozart, 19th century English "Partsongs," and selections from the musical "Ragtime." All three groups will then join on stage for this semester's featured work "Te Deum" by John Rutter. "This is a wonderful opportunity for us to showcase the talented students and community members we have h ere at Parkside," said Kinchen. Tickets for Sunday's performance are $3 for students and seniors and $5 for the general public. For more information, call ext. 2345. JOBS OF THE WEEK Good opportunities for summer jobs are still coming into the Student Employment Office. Stop by the Career Center for more on these jobs and others . The Harbor House in Racine, a home for mentally disabled adults, is looking for a Program Assistant to work with the Program Director and to help Members in work departments. Are you good on the telephone? UW-Parkside Alunmi Rela tions dffice is starting their annual drive for alumni donations to the University. They need Telephone Callers and Phonathon Supervisors (monitoring up to 10 callers) as soon as possible for the May 10th to 28th Phonathon . If you would like a little extra cash for a little over two weeks of evening work, call Andrea Simpson at 595- 2233. Callers receive $7.00/hr (6 to 9 p.pm each evening); Supervisors receive $8.00/hr. NEW! Johnson World w ide Associates need s a p art time Accoun t (24-30 hrs/wk). NEW ! Leblanc Corp. is looking for a part time Computer Operator (20-J0 hrs/wk). 1111121 .••••. 1,11 3 Tonight: Final performance UW-Parkside Community Band and Wind Ensemble hold last concert of the year The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Community Band and UW-Parkside Wind Ensemble play a combined concert Piano soloist and UWParkside graduate Snjezana Kojovic is the featured per• former at tonight's Community Band/Wind Ensemble Concert. tonight, Thursday, May 6, beginning at 7:30 p.m. This is the final program of the school year for the University bands and will be held in the Communication Arts Theater. Director Mark Eichner said the Community Band portion of the concert features "Overture for Winds" by Mendelssohn, "Brighton Beach" a concert march by William Latham, and a seldom heard but exceptional piece by Vittorio Giannini. "We're performing Giannini's 'Symphony No. 3.' It's a honey of a piece; enjoyable to listen to and enjoyable to play. It's filled with pleasant surprises," Eichner said. "This selection was immensely popular in the 1960s, but you hardJy ever hear it played anymore." The Wind Ensemble portion of the program includes the "Overture to an Imaginary Play" by Juriaan Andries~en, "Expansions" by Hale Smith, and a piano solo by Snjezana Kojovic, a UW-Parkside graduate. She will play "Introduction and Capriccio for Piano and Winds" by John Barnes Chance. "This piece has a modern sound but it is still romantic, strong, and emotional. That's what makes it great," Kojovic said. "There's great interaction between the soloist and the ensemble p layers." The Wind Ensemble and the Community Band then join for the finale "Hoe Down" from "Rodeo" by Aaron Copland. Tickets for tonight's concert are $3 for students and seniors and $5 for the general public. For more information, call ext. 2345. ..... ,l1,.l1 ..... .......... ,V,•'''•''' ..... ..... •'''e' ...... '.... 'e'''•' ..... ''....... e''................. ~" l" •'"l,,l,,.,,,.,, .................. ..... ............ ,1,,.,h.,,,.,,,1 ..... ~ ............... ,,1,~,,.,,,.,"•'''l ___...... ....... ..... .............. " •'''•'"•'"•'"•'''l"•'''•'''•'''•'' ~ ~ .,,.. ..-,: .......... ...... ..... ...... .... ...... ...... .. , ..... , ..... , ... .. , ... .. , ... .. , ... .. , ..... , ..... , ..... , ... '•' .. , ... ,,, ... ,,, ... ,,, ... ,,, ... ,,, ... ,,, ..... , ..... , ... ,,, ... ,,, ... ,,, ... ,,, ... ,,, ... ,,, ............... ,,, ......... ,,, ... ,,, ......... ,,,, ,,, ...... ... ~ ~ ~,.; ~.~ _scHOOkS our ;,~ ~.; ...... ,1, ... '•'' .... ,,,... ,,, ... ~ ~ t HOW WILL 'IOU BEGIN 'IOUR .SUMMER? * ~ ~ ~{ LOOKING FOR THAT PERFECT JOB TO HELP PREPARE FOR A CAREER AFTER COLLEGE? ~:~ -•· "1' ...... ,,, ... ~ STUDENT ORGANIZATIONS - LOOKING FOR A WAY TO EARN CASH FOR MEMBERS ,,, ,.~ ;,~ ~•t AND THE ORGANIZATION? .:,t '1' ...... ;,~ '•'' Excellent. job experience for UW-Parl<side students! We need enthusiastic c0DJlll1micatars to contact m.- ahmmi across the ccnrdly for gifts to ;'•'' 1~ ~•' ~ art UW-Patkside . If you wwt to gain valuable , resume-~ experience , have a flexible schedule, and wotk in an upbeat atmosphere, ~•' ~.; APPLY NOW! '?_.; ;,~ . ;,~ ,,, 'nus is a shart-tenn eIOployment. apparturuty, May 10-28, evenings (6-9 pm). We will pay $7.00/hr far telephone specialists, $8.00/hr far , , , ...... -•· '•' supervisors, and if you participate as m argmization, we will re bate 1 o/o of the everut1' 's total pledges to yaur organization. If this :interests you and/ ,, , ' ,., ,., ;,~ ar ym.- argmization, fill out the fOllll below tnd retmn to Ancrea Simpson, Director of .Almmu Relations & the Annual F\l:ld, Wyll 3309, by --:.,~ ~~ Mond.ay,May 3. Questions, call595-2233 ,,, ;1, ;,~ ,l, ,1, '•'' '•'' ,l1 ,l1 ,l1 ,11 ,t, ,t, , &1 ,l1 ,11 ,l1 , .l.1 ,&1 ,&, ,t, ,.l.1 ,11 ,,, ,1, ,11 ,11 '•'' ,11 ,.t, ,.t, ,.l, ,11 ,11 ,.l, ,.!., '•'' '•'' ,11 '•'' ,11 ............ .,. ...... ...-................. ............................. ..,.. ........................................ ,,..~ ----~ .... ..,. ..... ..,........ .......... ..... ~........ .. ... .. ,, ......... '1' .. , ... ,,, ... , , ... ,,, ... ,, , ... ,,, ... ,,, ... ,,, ... '1' ,,, ..... , ... ' •' ........ , ............... ,,, ... ,,, ... ,,,, ,,,, ,,, ... ,,, ... ,,, ... ,,, ... ,,, ... ,,, ... ,,, ......... ,,, ... ,, ... "1' '•' .. , ... ,,,, ,,, ... • 4 1111125.• 11&.1111 !I A great wav to spend • the weekend MarcyNeaty Communications 250 How do you spend your weekends? Partying with friends? Sleeping in late? Working? Relaxing? Going to classes ... at college? That's right, going to classes at college, right here at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, in fact. There are some highly motivated returning students who surrender their weekends for higher learning. Weekend College is a new twist for the non-traditional student. One aspect of Weekend College is its opens for anyone who wants to complete a degree while working. Most students entering the program obtain approximately 60 credits or more. Session for of Weekend College is currently in progress. Beginning in March and ending in early June. There are four different sessions to choose from, ech in three to four month increments. Professors in History and Psychology (to name a few) teach the int~rdisciplinary / organizational studies classes in the program. "Giving up Friday nights is tough, but okay," says current Weekend College study Trudy Beihn. Beihn entered the program with 69 credits and has been continuing for the last five years. Her focus is organizational behavior and thinks "it's a great learning experience, and the instructors are geared toward the non-traditiona I student." Beihn's personal interest is affirmative action legislation. "The instructors encourage the students to use personal examples in their area of interest or work." There are three simple steps in beginning the adventure of the Interdisciplinary Studies Major. Application, Advising and Registration, it really is as easy as that. The course listings are published in the course schedule under the heading of Interdisciplinary Studies. The Advising Center always has information regarding this innovative education. Beihn envisions more success for this program as the curriculum grows. "I enjoy Weekend College and like how the work and the subjects are applicable to the working, family environment." Weekend College students gather at the end of the long week to work on their degree $ WANTED TO BUY $ TOP DOLLAR FOR YOUR UNWANTED Shirts, Jackets, T-shirts, Sweaters, and Sweater Vests, Many Styles-Any Condition - Up to Size Large. Sorry NO sports team clothing or unit>rm shirts will be accepted. WIiing to pay DOUBLEthe original price QN SELECTED SHIRTS! We reserve the rigtrtto reject any items we don't want - some items maybe resold. Various jeans accepted t>r resale ~ Never throw an'ything away! FOlt COMPLETE INFO, CALL JIM AT 'j98--0'jb 8 ANYTIME NEW PHONE NUMBER AFTER JUNE 1 ST WILL BE 637 ,2'j39 -- Internet changes math classsroom setting The ability to take a clas.s hundreds of miles away is not your traditional classroom setting. Technology has enabled us to break from the traditional ways of learning, and expand its horizons. Computers have taken an ever-increasing role in our schools, to the point where elementary kids know more about computers than college students did at their age. One example of how technology has been used to aid students is a course called Calculus Offered On Line (COOL). Using Netscape or Internet Explorer and being connected to the Internet give mathematically inclined students a great opportunity. Don Piele, a math Professor at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, is making it possible for high school students across the state to obtain college credits while still in high school. Mathematica 3.0 is integrated into COOL, which offers limitless features. With Mathematica a problem that would take even the most mathematically inclined student S minutes is done in a matter o f seconds. Pie le stresses the importance of not only the speed at which problems can be solved, but also the fact that students understand the concepts of the math problems. For this reason, Piele stress. es the use of the text book, which is the primary tool used to learn calculus. Homework is checked through the completion of notebooks and sending them back with e-mail messages. COOL is offered via the World Wide Web and covers the same material that would be covered over a semester at UW-Parksidc. This class is intended for rural or inner city students who are not offered the class in their school due to a lack of demand. Those who pa~s COOL receive five hours of college credit, which are transferable to any university in the United States. COOL is extremely scll'ctive, only those who arc self-disciplined and willing to learn Mathematica 3.0 on their own will bi: SUCl"f•ssful. "It is not recommendl'<l for those who are not comfortabll' with the use of a computer," Piele say!c>. I It> goes on to say, '1 am not letting n lot of people know about thl' course bc..'Causc I w,mt to feel comfort.1lilc with it." Pielt' is referring to the fact thnt he wants tu sre that this coul'S4.' is serving the best interests of the student. Additional infom1ational is avail,1blc through the UWP.:irk.,;1dc's home pngc. NIGHTCLUB C. "ATI.RV 6100 wa~tihgton Avehue, Rac,r,e • 886-4272 Everlj WEDNESDAY E'vet-H THURSDAY LADIES NIGHT TECHNO NIGHT Lades drink FREE!! Wear a sldrt & i l's NO COVER!l 9-1'.2 Mdnght FRI. &r SAT. Tre 8ggesf Parfy in Town wif hour Aew York DJ TOMMY BROOKLYN 8-10 $1.00 Atohers 9-12 $). 00 large rals & Domestic bottles of beer &r Cold shots BEST TECHIIO DA/ICE MIISIC IM TOW/I II I ;:; I Sbldents raise monev and homes Travis Coleman The Communication Senior Seminar class at UWParkside helpt..--d the on-campus chapter of Habitat for Humanity this semester. Habitat for Humanity helps families in need of affordable housing by building or remodeling houses which ~lected families can buy inCX'pCJlSively. ~ Brian Schnddcr of the Senior Seminar class says: 'Thie; is a good opportunity for us show our leader.;hip and group work skills. I'his also enables u., to put something concrete in our resumes." The class organized a raffle, bake sale, and actual work days building houses. The raffle w,1s held April S. Prizes included a grand prize of a hot air balloon ride for two. Other prizes included dinner for two at Applebces, dinner at Papa Cory's, and a gift basket from Hair International. The class also held a bake sale March 31. At the sale, Habitat for HlllThmity representatives were on hand with a special piece of lumber: a 2x4, that could be signed for a $1 donc1tion. The 2x4 eventually was incorporated into a Habitat for Humanity home. Class representative:; said the idea gave everyone who could not volunteer a chance to participate. So far the class has donated $400 to the organiz.ation. This money will go toward building supplies. According to the Racine and Kenosha chapll'rs of Habitat for Humanity voluntC<?rs are stiU m.•eded. This means anyone who is in the area this summer can contact the Center for Community Concerns at (414) 6.37-9176 to voluntL>('r. The Senior Seminar class was on-site with Habitat for I {umanity to help b1,1ild a house. The actual on· site work days were Saturday, April 17, from 9 a.m. to noon, and Saturday, April 2-!, from 9 a.m. to noon. The 2x4 was set in the place during these work days. 11,e Communication Senior Seminar class wished to give special thanks to their generous donor.-;. They included Sunbird Balloons in Fox River Grove, IL, Applebee; in Racine, Papa Cory's of Lake Geneva, and Hair International of Kenosha. Senior Seminar and Habitat for Humanity appreciates their contributions. ·n,c Senior Seminar class was advised by Communication Department Chairperson Wendy Leeds-Hurwitz. They may never be mistaken for Bob Villa but these Senior Seminar class members helpt.-.J Habitat For Humanity through fundra1smg and hard v.ork 1111121 .••••. 1111 UWP student nurses bring home national awards 5 A recent trip to Pittsburgh proved to be very rewarding for UW-Parkside student nurses. While at the National Student Nurses Association fNSNA) convention in western Pennsylvania, the '-late delegation received four awards on behalf of Wiscoru.in. "We received the Legislation/Education Political lnvol\'ement Award,'~said senior nursing student Debbie Bradley. "We also won awards for having the largest percentage increase in membership, for having the highest number of statewide health projects, and for the most outstanding state community health projL>et." The awards were collected by Wiscon.o;in Student Nurse Association President Barb Jones~ a UWParkside student. The award for the community health project was a source of particular pride for UW-Parkside. The project was aimed at increasing breast health awareness in the state. The UW-Parkside student nurses, working with students from 35 other Wisconsin colleges with nursing programs, distributed informa• tion at clinics, malls, and other public locations about breast hC'alth. ·n,e student nurses te.imed with the American Cancer Society and the Wisconsin Woml'n's Cancer Control Program as part of this award-winning effort. "We an- really proud to have received this kind of nxognition from our national organiution," :;aid UW-P.1rksi,le Student 'ur.;e A!-SOciation President Susan Klemp. "Nearly every state in the country was rl'pre:st;:nted at the 'SNA convention and for our state to pick up four major awards-and to have much of the effort coming from people here at Park.,ide-that's something everyone can be proud of." The national awards came just a fow weeks after the OW-Parkside ::.tudents nurses were honored by the state with a pair of awards. At the stall' con\"cntion, UW-Park.,ide received the Ol.1pter of the Year Award and the Membership Excitt'ment Award for increased membership. Spend vour summer volunteering Volunteer opportunities abound Spring and summer are great times to catch up on volunteering for the community!There are some great opportunities available this summer that will allow you to enjoy the beautiful outdoors (something we rarely get to do during the semester)! The Volunteer Program encourages you to stop by our office, Wyllie D173, throughout the summer to check on new volunteer opportunities.We constantly receive new requests for help. On Saturday, May 15, the Southeastern Area Special Olympics holds its annual track & field meet at Tremper High School in Kenosha.The organization needs help with the following areas: timing, finish line, lane officials, athlete escorts, staging, awards, and field events.No sports background is needed.The first shift is from 9 a .m. - 1 p.m.; second shift, noon - 5 p.m.; or all day, 9 a.m. • 5 p.m. Help is also needed with set up from 7 a. m. - 9 a.m. and with clean up from 3:30 p.m. - 5:30 p.m. On Friday, May 21, Lincoln Middle School needs volunteers to help with Mayfest.Voluntcers help with set up, play sporting games, supervise rides and carnival games, and help clean up.Games include softball, basketball, tennis, and volleyball.The event runs from noon - 8 p.m., possibly two shifts, noon - 4 p.m. and 4 p.m. - 8 p.m. On Saturday, May 22, the Kenosha Area Convention & Visitors Bureau is looking for volunteers to help with its Be A Tourist In Your Own Town event, at the Southport Marina parking lot-north in Kenosha.Volunteers are needed to assist with the following aspects of the event: answer questions, help direct people, and assist with trade show booths. Volunteers must have strong communication skills, be outgoing and friendly, and have a knowledge and enthusiasm for Kenosha.Shift times available are 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. and noon - 3 p.m.This is a great opportunity to learn about public relations and event management! On Thursday, May 27, Pleasant Prairie Elementary needs volunteers to help with its Sports Day event.Volunteers will serve as judges and timers for the different activities.As a judge or a timer, volunteers will encourage !-tudents who are participating and compliment their effort.This is a great opportunity to interact with children outside of the classroom and help them to have a fun, positive experience while de\"eloping good sportsmanship! On Sunday. August 8, the Charles A. Wustum of Fine Arts in Racine needs volunteers to help with its Children's Fine Arts Festival.There are various opportunities as artist assistants, food servers, helping to set u p an d clean up the grounds. Volunteers who have an interest and desire to work with children are needed.This is a great opportunity for education majors to work with children of various age levels and to gain a greater appreciation for the arts. If you are interested in volunteering for any of these special events, contact Michelle Wegner at ext. 201 I.You may also use e-mail to express your interest (michelle.wegner@uwp.edu).Thank you!We're looking forward to meeting you this summer! • • I 1111121 .••••. ,,11 1mernauona1 Food Fair On April 29, Latinos Unidos sponsored an International Food Fair in Main Place. Eight organizations participated in the event and served up specialty items at economical prices The organizations that participated were: Latinos Unidos, Spanish Club, Omega Delta Phi fraternity, Gamma Alpha Omega sororit), Sigma Lambda Beta fraternity, Black Student Union Parkside International Club and Alpha Sigma Omega sorority. Some of the dishes served up included flautas, elotes, delicias de guayaba, bolas de bnieve, nachos supreme, fried ice cream, chicken wings, rum cake, flan and katyif. The event was organized by Luis Benevoglienti. Parkside student Makes A Difference Darrell Fralin If it takes a village to raise a child, then that village should be named after Melissa Anderson. She is a junior at UW-Parkside who also is an intern at SC Johnson Wax. Melissa is extremely involved in many activities that help educate the youths and stop crime and violence in the Racine community. Her biggest accomplishment to date was her involvement in Make A Difference Day. During the day, she organized and held activities for the children to participate in, prepared gift bags for the community's children, and went around to various companies and homes to find donations. Anderson, with a lot of help from other people who have big hearts, were able to raise $7,000 according to USA Today's 1999 Make A Difference Awards news section which displays a picture of Anderson reading to a group of kids. She has been a part of other programs to further help the cause of solving neighborhood problems and educate the youth including AHANA and the Weed and Seed program with the Racine Police. A mentor to many local kids, Melissa is also very academically intensive. She has received scholarships from Johnson Wax. "It is hard sometimes to juggle school, work, and community projects; but I do it for the kids." she said. Melissa also says that children and older teens often come to her like a second mother. She has learned that the three most important things that she needed to be are supportive, open-minded, and very willing to support the youth. Among other things that motivate Melissa, she says that her family, her belief in Christ, and wanting a better neighborhood free of crime and drugs are the strongest. "No matter how much I want to leave I can't," she stated, "because I have a duty from the man upstairs." PAYDAY LOANS CHECK CASHING All Types Of Checks Cashed!! 14141 597-um CORNER OF 18ft St. <lld 22nd Ale. kl Norfl Kenosha - Close t> Racine 2304 18tl St, Kenosha WI 53140 • Mon-Sat 10-7 Sun 11-3 supplemental Instruction equals urade improvement Aaron Baternik is back at Supplemental Intsruction for more help. "I attended SI sessions last semester for Bioscience 101 and got an "A" in the class. Without SI, I don't think I would have gotten an "A". 1111121.• 111.1111 Supplemental Instruction (SI) is an academic assistance program which offers peer facilitated study sessions for students in courses that, historically, have challenging content. SJ sessions, which are held after each lecture in a nearby classroom, are facilitated by an SI Leader who has already taken the course and serves as a model student. On one of the first spring like days, students in Dr. Chen's Bioscience convinced their SI Leader, Elisabeth Stoeger to meet outside. Despite the distractions of students basking in the sun and tossing frisbees, these eager Bio students concentrated on plant and animal tissues. SI is also offered by Senior Jami Alleman in Economics 120 and Junior, Linda Edwards in Geography 110. According to the SI Supervisor, Kathleen Riepe, the Fall, 1998 data reflects grade improvements in line with the nationaJ figures. Compared with students who did not attend SI Sessions, participants in Bioscience, Economics and Geography SI improved their grades by as much as eight tenths of a letter grade. SJ Sessions will be offered in these classes for this Fall semester, although the SI will be for Chemistry 101 in Fall 1999 and Chemistry 102 in Spring 2000. This semester, SI Sessions were added for Dr. Judge's Chemistry 102. GIVE LIFE GIVE PlASMA. Give u~ 1 l1011r, twice a week. Yoitr plas11ia do11atio1is ltelp save lite lives of bur11 a11d sltock victinis, lteart surge1y patie11ts, a11d lte111opltiliacs. Call for a11 appoi11tn1e11t or 111ore i1if orn1atio1i. $$$ CASH PAYMENTS $$$ EARN UP TO AND OVER PER MONTH Plasma Donor Center Of Kenosha, Inc. 6212 22nd Ave. • Kenosha, WI (414) 654-1366 Hours: Mon. & Wed. 8:30-3:30 Tues. & lllurs. 9 :30-4 :30 Fri. 8 :00·2 :30 • Sat. 8 :00-1 :30 People Helping People For Life SI team members, seated left to right: Linda Edwards, Jean Wilhelm, Jami Alleman. Standing left to right: Kathleen Riepe and Elisabeth Stoeger Volunteers have that "Magic Touch" On Thursday, April 22, the Parkside Volunteer Program honored 150 people for their dedication to the community. The national theme this year was "Volunteers Have That Magic Touch." For entertainment a magician, Scott Brown, performed walk-around magic. He amazed many of our volunteers who are still stumped to this day! As a token of our appreciation, a red carnation was given to each volunteer who attended the event. We also gave away a cookie in the shape of a hand to complement our magic touch theme. Again, the Volunteer Program would like to take the opportunity to thank all volunteers who dedicated their time and effort this semester. You are greatly appreciated by us and the agencies you serve. Bill Ager Jorge Figueroa Mike O'Connor Amanda Albrecht Moriah Fischer Kasse Oldani Dana Alston Steve Fisher Courtney Phelps Gabriela Anaya Kenyoda Gill Nicole Pirk Monica Anaya Cori Graves Jennifer Quall Mary Anders Vanessa Guridy Dawn Randell Naomi Anderson Rosalio Gutierrez Shaundra Randolph Jason Arnold Azeza Hammad Josiah Redford Kim Barnard Kamal Hammad Jose Reyes Allison Barta Heidi Henley Robyn Ripp! Aaron Batemik Shirron Hill Jayson Robles Stefanie Beard Jeff Hines Marin Rocha Marcy Beaty Kory Holm Eric Roche Amanda Beene Heather Holzhauer Michelle Russo Kristine Bembnister Jennifer Huber Alfredo Sandoval Stefanie Biesiada Judy Hutchins Kathleen Susan Sauer Blessing Tiffany Iverson Mindy Bodven Cynthia Schultz Lee Jaimes(Jr.) Haider Bokhari Yemanya Linda Schumaker Stacey Bonenberger Vince Shafe Jammerson Natasha Branch Nancy Jean-Paul Amy Sheets Peter Bruzas Zumeka Johnson Crystal Silkwood Amanda Bulgrin La Keesha Jones YoomiSin Kyle Calkins Barbara Kehrhahn Casey Smith Cari Campagna Rosemary Keller Amy Sommer Janet Campagna Shavon Kelley Shannon Sommers Alison Carlberg Sheri-lyn Klamm Jeff Stanton Trish Carls Sarah Kowalsky Chad Steinke Stacy Case Sarah Kiesling Johnrae Stevenson Carrie Chavez Randy Krause Crystal Stewart Jean Charles LaToya Lamon Toni Stovall Courtney Steve Lenart Meghan Strasburg Christiansen Jolene Levanetz John Surendonk Sean Christofferson Katie Lohre Andrew Szabo John Chronopoulos Nadia Londre Keeliah Teague Arleta Cobb Lisa Long Lauren Tobiason Elise Cochran Jessica Malacara Richard Wallace Sandy Cook Karen Malonee Kyesha Washington Vicente Correa Laquesha Manns Mandy Waterfield Susan Czarra Justin Marcinkus Juba Watts-Cain Katie Damaschke Alexis Martin Rhonda Webb Brandy Daniels Heather Martin Erica Davalos Matt Matrise Melissa Weier Nicole Wenzel Jamie Davis Chante Maywald Michelle Dennis Melissa McMahon Ed Wieribicki Mike Determan Ryan McMullin Roger Wiersum Chris Drier Rehana Mohammed Jean Wilhelm Chasity Duff Lisa Moravec Bergena Wilson Milissa Ehlert Tami Nelson-Payne Julien Wilson Chris Enrici Mary Lou Nielson Christine Winfield Jason Escobar Jeri Nettesheim Briana Woods Richard Fedor Christeen Oberdas Kristin Ziarek 1 I 1111125.ma,1.1111 ~ --~-- Joe Knudsen Niles, IL Joe is a pitcher who transferred to UW-Parkside in 1998 from Northeastern University. In 1998, he was used as a middle Ray Quinones Waukegan, IL Men's Baseball Ray is new to the Rangers this season, transfering from Indiana Tech. At I.T., he was used mostly as a utility player. His team finJeremy Santori Franklin, WI In the 1998 season for the Rangers, Jeremy pitched middle relief. He had 18 strikeouts in 26 innings pitched. [n 1996, he start- -a relief pitcher for the Rangers appear- .. ing in eight games. He was all-confer- _, ence his junior and senior years at - Niles West High School and was also .., team MVP. ished second in the nation at the NAIA World Series. He attended Crowder College in 1997, where he hit .369 in 65 at-bats . ed seven games and had 35 strikeouts in 47.1 innings pitched. He also threw two complete games. =PROFILES-SENIORS Ranger Softball finishes season 24-28 Sonya Flowerr This past Tuesday, the Women's Softball team ended their first season under Head Coach Joyce Wellhoefer with a 24-28 record. In Tuesday's doubleheader, the team kept the bats going and got 24 hits and 25 runs to sweep Saint Francis University by scores of 16-2 and 9-7. The Ranger's offense started right away in the first inning of the first game when Carrie Mach has a leadoff triple to rightfield. Rhonda Matoska doubled to bring in Mach. Lacey Hughes doubled to score Matoska. Annette Dugenske reached base on an error by the Lady Saints' shortstop which allowed Hughes to score. Lone senior Nicky Durnin also reached on an error and Dugenske moved to second. Jamie Gebhard knocked a single 1 to load the bases. Carrie Swanson singled to center to bring in Dugenske. At this point in the inning Saint Francis changed pitchers, but catcher Nicole Niles made the doubt that decision by ripping a double to right center to knock in two more runs. The Rangers were almost able to bat around the line-up twice but in her second trip to the plate, Niles grounded out the the last out of the 11 run inning The Rangers also added two more runs in the third when Swanson brought in Gebhard and Dugenske on her double to left center. The final three runs were scored in the fourth when Hughes smacked a long homer to left centerfield. UW-Parkside had four doubles, one triple and one home run in the first game alone. Mach and Hughes both went 3-4 and Gebhard and Swanson both went 2-3. Hughes chipped in five RBIs. The final score was 16-2. Katie Evans pitched the complete game and allowed seven hits, no walks and two strikeouts. Saint Francis was plagued by errors, committing a a total of seven in the first outing of the afternoon. In the second game, the Lady Saints wanted to keep it a little more close, but still were unable to keep Ranger sticks quiet. They kept the Rangers to just three runs in the first inning compared to the whopping 11 the Rangers scored in the previous game. The Rangers scored three runs in both the first and second innings. In the first, Matoska scored when Hughes doubled to centerfield . Dugenske picked up two more when she hit a homer to center. In the second, Matoska picked up all three runs on her home run to center. The Rangers also scored two in the third and one in the sixth to keep their lead and gain the win. Evans pitched her second complete game of the day an d allowed only five hits, no walks and two strikeouts. Her final record for the season is 12-15. The Rangers final record for the season is 24- 28. Men's Baseball falls 10 rival Carthage 10-3 Sonya Flowerr The Ranger Baseball team travell'd to Carthage College with hopes to beat the Division 3, number 2 team in the Nation but foll short by a score of 10-3. The Carthage Redmen jumped straight to the le.id in the first iM ing and never looked back. The Redmen scofl•d four runs m the first including three on Redmen's Ke\in Sullivan who hit n three-run homer. The Ranpers' Rick Lopez was the leading hitter for the day, going 24 off of 5-1 Curt Thomas. Thomas allowed four hits, four walks, and one strikeout. Centerfielder and Union Grove native Jason Morgan was 1-3 and also added an RBI. Carthage used wood bats in this outing, which is the first time since their season opener. This game was the last for the 1998-99 Rangers, who finished 21-23. The season record was a little under their hopes of finishing with a .500 rt.'C'Ord. While the Rangers are done for the season, Carthage has been named to host the 1999 National Collegiate Athletic Association Division-3 Central Region Baseball Championships. NEEDED: AUTISM TUTORS We heed a few ~ people to leal'h our beha"1or f'hodiflca•ia, therapy. This fuh posi•i0tt pro"1des a,e.it e>q>eriehce. Perfect for s•udehts lookihg for a rewardihgparHif'he job: • One year- of college rec,,ired! • P.nd Ir.lining! • 17/hour, plus s,aid INvel lime • Re.xible schedules! • Bene5 Is Av.nlable! • AdAncement Awailable! Wo~ in 2-3 hour sessions with ;an :a.i•idio ohild in their home, ne.r \jOU. Be p.:r• of the te;arn workin~ on their 1.n~:ajle, irri•..tion, ..-,d sooi:il dolls. We ourTen•l\j h.ave openin~: Racine. Union Gtove. ilnd Kenoshiil If this souhds like the job for you, call for ah applica•i0tt: Wisconsin Early Autism R-oject 14141479-9798 You're the 'One" that can make the ()fferenoe -- Kevin Sowinski Waterford, WI =---~ Men's Baseball Mark Stampini Oakwood,IL Men's Baseball Mark is one of three captains for the Rangers this year. He led the league in hitting last year with .360 in 125 at-bats with 10 doubles and 28 RBIs. Mark also played ball at both Wabash Valley Junior College and Indiana University-Purdue University. He plays primarily at first and third base. 111.125 .•• V6.1991 I Jeff Van Rixel Milwaukee, IL In 1998, Kevin was a spot starter for the Rangers. He went 2-0, throwing a total of 17.2 innings. In 1997, he UI played in seven ... games where he threw 12.1 innings. In high school, he was all-conference and CD all-county his senior year at Waterford _ Union High School. His team also won ::; a conference championship. UlPROFILES -SENIOR Gallwins Milwaulkee Invite Men's Baseball Jeff hit .255 in 47 at-bats, leading the team with two triples, In 1997, he hit .273 in22 at-bats. He is also one of the three captains for the squad this year. "Rix" attended Pius High School Milwaukee where he earned first team all-conference honors and team MVP.. Chris Cantwell of Twin Lakes was tournament medalist as uwParkside's golf team ran away with the nine-team Milwaukee Invitational Friday and Saturday at Dretzka Park c.c. to end its spring season. Cantwell, a sophomore, and Dave Kopp, UW-Parkside's only senior, finished one-two among all golfers. Cantwell shot 73-73-146 and Kopp 76-76- 152 Over the par 71, 6,840-yard course. Tad Leistico of UW-Parkside was fourth tournament medalist with 79-76- 155. Ryan Alexander and Jason Van Acker, playing as individuals, tied for seventh with respective scores of 160. Nick Graham shot 161 (83-78) while Dave Lutzke, also playing as an individual, shot 161 (83-78) to tie for nmth place. UW-Parkside shot 610 (307-303) to defeat Marian College by 30 strokes. Milwaukee School of Engineering was third at 645, followed by Carroll (677), Beloit (681), Concordia (687), Wisconsin Lutheran (706), Northland (743) and MSOE White (745). . UW-Parkside finished its 1998-99 season 84-33-2, including a Spnng mark of 40-15-2 and a Fall record of 44-18. The Rangers tied for seventh place in the 30-team District 4, its highest finish ever, after cracking the first division of the Great Lakes Valley Conference for the first time last Fall, finishing fifth of 10 tearns. Softball Umpires Needed Town of Somers Recreational Fastpitch Softball Program Pay: $13 per game Games: 5:30 & 7:00 p.m. Weeknights May 24 - July 30 Apply in person at Somers Town Hall 7511 Hwy. E • Somers, WI Mon.-Fri. 8 a.rn, - 5 p.m, 859-2822 Congratulations to Lacey Hughes, Rhonda Matoska, Nicky Durnin and Carrie Mach who were First Team. All-GLVC Conference selections! The Ranger softball team had four of the nine first team. sections. c....... ) ,'P1l!"0~ 6040 .39th Ave. ECU serves all educational and government employees. students of lJW.Parkside & Gateway. and the families of current members. Kevin Sowin ki Wat rford, WI Mark Stampini Oakwood, IL In 1998, Kevin Mark is one of was a spot starter three captains for the Rangers. for the Rangers He went 2-0, this year. He led throwing a total ._.. ... """ the league in hitof 17.2 innings. ting last year In 1997, he with .360 in 125 " .,,__ __ ___. played in seven ____ __. at-bats with 10 • game wh r he thr w 12.1 innings. In doubles and 28 RBIs. Mark also • high school, h was all-conference and played ball at both Wabash Valley all-county his senior year at Waterford Junior College and Indiana • Union High School. His team also won University-Purdue University. He 1111121.••••.1111 I Jeff Van Rixel Milwaukee, IL Men's Baseball Jeff hit .255 in 47 at-bats, leading the team with two triples. In 1997, he hit .273 in 22 at-bats. He is also one of the three captains for the squad this year. "Rix" attended Pius High School Milwaukee where he earned first team all-conference honors and team MVP. =:i a con£ r nee championship. plays primarily at first and third base. U1 PRO Fl LE -SE IO RS =-=~ ~~~~~~- Goll wins Milwaulkee Invite Chris Cantwell of Twin Lakes was tournament medalist as UWParkside's golf team ran away with the nine-team Milwaukee Invitational Friday and Saturday at Dretzka Park G.C. to end its spring season. Cantwell, a sophomor , and Dave Kopp, UW-Parkside's only senior, finished one-two among all golfers. Cantwell shot 73-73-146 and Kopp 76-76- 152 over the par 71, 6,840-yard course. Tad Leistico of UW-Parkside was fourth tournament medalist with 79-76- 155. Ryan Alexander and Jason Van Acker, playing as individuals, tied f_or seventh with respective scores of 160. ick Graham shot 161 (8~-78) w_hile Dave Lutzke, also playing as an individual, shot 161 (83-78) to he for runth place. UW-Parkside shot 610 (307-303) to defeat Marian College by 30 strokes. Milwaukee School of Engineering was third at 645, followed by Carroll (677), Beloit (681), Concordia (687), Wisconsin Lutheran (706), Northland (743) and MSOE White (745). . UW-Parkside finished its 1998-99 season 84-33-2, including a Spring mark of 40-15-2 and a Fall record of 44-18. The Rangers tied for seventh place in the 30-team District 4, its highest finish ever, a_fter ~racking the f~st division of the Great Lakes Valley Conference for the first time last Fall, finishing fifth of 10 teams. Softball Umpires Needed Town of Somers Recreational Fastpitch Softball Program Pay: $13 per game Games: 5:30 & 7:00 p.m. Weeknights May 24 - July 30 Apply in person at Somers Town Hall 75 11 Hwy. E • Somers, WI Mon.-Fri. 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. 859-2822 • " Congratulations to Lacey Hughes, Rhonda Matoska, Nicky Durnin and Carrie Mach who were First Team All-GLVC Conference selections! The Ranger softball team had four of the nine first team sections. It's Com1n ; ... It's Coming ... It's Coming ... It's Coming ... It's Coming ... It's Coming ... It's Coming .. , It's Coming .. , It's Coming ... j , , ,_ r ; .-. I ,_ , ' , ·," c~r) '~"" 6040 _39th Ave. It's Coming ... ECU serves all educational and gowmment emplo-tees. stJJdents of UWParkside & Gateway. and 1he families of current members. 1 0 ISs.125.118!1.1911 III Philosophie de la langue jargon I Vito Tribuzio even though I know for a fact that But I'm forgetting the n;,ai~ " she's not a Boston clam, In any question, which is, What came Irs, • Many of today s thinkers are d' k h' fries? I've done some dl I li case such statements on t rna e c IpS or I ' nee ess y puzz mg over' I' b h nd I've discovered that Unex lained Clintonism while the sense to me, even when m so er, researc ,a '_ ' f. f h th th B' ti h Let's examine these simple facts: 1. French-ffIed potatoes were IIlV nt .. qhiues,JOn 0 1 w e f herF e hnf IS d Clams are dead once they're ed by a French guillotine sharpen r ~ c r;s ~re ative ~ t b e r~nc - rie steamed, 2, Before getting fully named Andre Le Slice, that the • ~ a ~ ~s en~re y ~n orgottenj steamed, clams get irritated by the greedy British stole his idea when ill t~dayhsver os~ annlnonsen~~~a heat. 3, Clams are first irritated by the Frenchman went insan , and soohir t Iere IStru Y0 Yhone p 1 10 - the heat and then fully steamed by that they capitalized on the whol sop rca mqUlry wort puzz mg I d I J d h ' "0 the heat. Therefore, cams get ou- affair when Le Slice compl t y 0 t over, an t at IS, a you want bl ' it t d h th ' tea ed fries with that? e-irn a e w en ey re S m ' his head. , . , . Let's examine this legal ques- How Le Slice came to inv nt Don t laugh, this IS very senous tion: "Does Bill Clinton's statement .' ' ' stuff. I'm utterly irritated by the hold water?" This implies, "Is Fries I.S an mter nng st~ry, unjust manner by which English-, ' desoi th According to the Fr nch chroni le speaking people take nicely word- C f lintohntellm b gdthetrlluthknesplteh e t Le Gras Caca de Taurcau, L lie act t at no a y rea y ows wad t t tb h n ed phrases and change them so that 'is'is?" 1. Clinton's statement must use pot~toes to S arp .s even some of the best spoken and hold water to be true. 2, Clinton of guillonnes. One bu y day, hawritten statements become comus- cannot live by water alone, 3. ing accumulated a bigpile f urning nonsense when linguistic logi- About 90% of the human body is formly sliced potat mps, Le he cians such as myself analyze them, made of water. Therefore, Clinton decided to fry th m, H trl d tus Americans are not at fault here, is all wet. new invention on hi friend, the folks, the bloody British are, since If th t . 't hit' Count of Mont cri t , and th 'y h ' 1 kin lib a am enoug, e s exam- d t ey re a ways ta g I erties with ine this statement: "Humor colum- both decided that frie' ma • our language and making it com- . t ti' kl f "1 It' great side di h for their fav rit r d rus see my ancy. . ISsupp !Cate . posed that somewhere in my body sandwich: the M ntecri t lu. My former spouse is part British, I have something called fancy. 2. Le Slice, of cour e, didn't call th m and the other day she said this to This something I have in my body French fri ; he rath r all th m me: ''I'm so steamed I could kill needs to be tickled once in a while. pommes de terre frit, whi h m you!" Her statement implies that 3, It's been a long time since I've according to my linguiti abIlity, she was irritated, which in turn had my fancy tickled, Therefore, "potatoes touched by th t n u' means that my ex was steamed tickle this, of beheaded Frend1lawbr k 'r' ," AnnounciDg for Fall 1999: Schedule classes when you want! With the University of Wisconsin Colleges' convenient on-line courses delivered totally via the Internet you can: • Complete dasswork when it's convcniem for ~ within me semester • Receive fWh: transferable credits • Meet your Ethnic Studies requirc:mcnr-' • Enjoy individual attention from instructors Choose from these interesting. web~based courses for Fall 1999: 'Jazz History Physical, Geography Music English Composition Philosophy Algebra Meteorology News Writing Sociology History ant/more! For information or to register: Check our websire: www.uwc.edulonline or email: pfellows@UWc.edu Summtr web-based counts also avaiklbk UNIVERSITY Education via [he Internet - Get a step II on YOUr fell.1 graduatesl .i Competition for entijo level positions is fierce! We can help yOU enhance your marketabi~ jty. prep you for inter. views, and find you positions such as • Executive Assistants • Advanced Word Processors • Executive Receptionists • Presentation Specialists • Customer Service Specialists And Many More! rime is crlt/calcall us rlghtaWly! - millennium 5 T A F FIN G" Phone (414) 771·1900 Fax (414) 771-2586 ~ Th.~~=T"'dtOp-_"" ho"',~~~---'" ~ "TheU C:3.-emvund ,....Uht f tan Watch & Wager Greyhoun~ Racing'. G"-Ot.. , StOt'>From 15 Different R..... " ~.M'OII the Unoted Stat , Allin On. Simulea.t R..... Cord at ~ eaun.-D Dairyland al.o f..,tu,... it. regular 20 ...... carel 'D~,", ~t4Iti ~ ~ 4 ~_j14 ~-~:..~ Mom'. 18 Sunday Afternoon, May 9 , y~,:, o~ over, receivea .... "tONI ca.D whl pl•• lOll. NtD 0 -=-:~dm'SSlon ticket to the 8ri5l01 RenolAOOCe Fotre. h-td of :::.. Mom gill in on Mother'. Day lodies 01 hove -,-__ _ r~ Milwaukee Reperto T~ . M) 0 UlQrlI; to Win a ModitOO V"'I'I .......-,. ry er hckeb or one of frv. 10CUlZ.l ""t. pockogM at the 8IIt • Western or Quality Inn Suit ... K.8noIho. $6~r(4~Il~other" Day B~.I. $1695(adults), year olds); Ch,ldr.n under -4 no ehCIfVG Check us out on the World Wid Chi~dren und. 12 not'odmiltitd to ht a I 8 Web: www.do.rylandgreyhoundpcNl;::.rIlI matineeperionnanc. of 1:00 pmWed~ Of Spcn Lovng. dYnng ....-.ng p$i .... , 4dI U- ..... P'JrtormOt'lCM of7:15 pm Tu.doyltwvSo~ Soturdo.,. Sunday.mo'"" of 1:30 pm u.. ~.(IO". Ooiryland ~ Po y.. Sirnulauf~ 1."0 --. doon ...... 1 . For I inf rit 1$ b::or.d o! 19•• tfWY 1,s,a in ~.,., 111111125.• i,8.1999 Philosophie de la langue iargon Get a sten1111 on vour fellow graduates! Vito Tribuzio Many of today's thinkers are needlessly puzzling over Unexplained Clintonism while the question of whether the British chip is a relative of the French-fried potato has entirely been forgotten. In today's verbose and nonsensical world, there is truly only one philosophical inquiry worth puzzling over, and that is, "Do you want fries with that? Don't laugh, this is very serious stuff. I'm utterly irritated by the unjust manner by which Englishspeaking people take nicely worded phrases and change them so that even some of the best spoken and written statements become confusing nonsense when linguistic logicians such as myself analyze them. Americans are not at fault here, folks, the bloody British are, since they're always taking liberties with our language and making it complicated. My form r spouse is part British, and the oth r day she said this to me: "I'm so steamed I could kill you!" Her stat ment implies that she was irritated, which in turn means that my ex was steamed Announcing for Fall 19991 even though I know for a fact that she's not a Boston clam. In any case, such statements don't make sense to me, even when I'm sober. Let's examine these simple fac t : 1. Clams are dead once they're steamed. 2. Before getting fully steamed, clams get irritat d by the heat. 3. Clams are first irritated by the heat and then fully teamed by the heat. Therefore, clam. get double-irritated when they'r steamed. Let's examine this legal qu stion: "D es Bill Clinton's tatement hold water?" This implies, "Is Clinton telling the truth despite the fact that nobody r ally know what 'is' is?" 1. Clinton's statement must hold water to be true. 2. Clinton cannot live by water alone. 3. About 90% of the human body i made of water. Therefore, Clinton is all wet. If that ain't enough, let's e amine thi statement: "Humor columnists tickle my fancy." 1. It i uppo ed that somewhere in my body I have something called fancy. 2. This omething I have in my body needs to be tickled once in a whil . 3. It's been a long time sine I've had my fancy tick] d. Therefor , tickle this. Schedule classes when you want! With the University of Wisconsin Colleges' convenient on-line courses ddivcrcd totally via the Internet you can: • Complete classwork when it's convenient for~ within the semester • Receive fuJh transferable credits • Meet your Ethnic Studies rcquirc:menC- • Enjoy individual attention from instructors Choose: from these interesting, web-based courses for Fall 1999: •Jazz History PhysicaJ. Geography Music English Composition Philosophy Algebra Meteorology News Writing Sociology History and more! For informmion or to register: Check our website: www.uwc.edu/online or email: pfdlows@uwc.edu Summer web-based courses also avai/abk Education via the Internet But I'm forgetting th m in am" fi z,~~C,-APM. Compe i 10n for entry. le el positions 1s fierce1 e can help you enhanc our marketabi~ ity, pr P you for mterv I s, and ind you pos~ Uons such as • Ex cut Assi&1ants ord 1Ho,,,. OC. r,r,,t.~~-d- 1•••• 25 .• 111.1111 11 MUSIC_MOVIES-MUSIC-MOVIES-MUSIC-MOVIES-MUSIC-M( Summertime: So manv movies and so liRle time Chris Summy Every summer at the multiplexes, we are bombarded with a lot of new movies that are designed to give us a good time, if not exactly make our brains better. There are some that are special effects extravagazanas that entertain us like Men In Black, Independence Day, and Jurassic Park. There are some that are Academy Award contenders like Forrest Curnp, Saving Private Ryan, The Fugitive, and Braveheart. And then there are some that given a lot of hype but are major disappointments such as GodzilJa, The Last Action Hero, and The Avengers. This summer should be no different. Here are the summer flicks I plan on seeing, the ones I have no intention on seeing, and the ones that I am kind of iffy on. Movies Ireally want to see One will quench your thirst. The other could set you up for rape. Which would you drink? \_ -J Rape is a sad reality. And it can happen to anyone:. Even you. When secretly slipped into a beverage, even a glass of iced tea, sedating substances can leave anyone vulnerable to sexual assault. You may not be able to see it, smell it, or taste it. And you don't have to be at a bar or club. It could happen in any social setting. The tragic fact is that the reasons for rape really have nothing to do with you. It happens only because there are people who wish to harm. But !here are SOIJ1£ things that may help mIua your risk: • Always keep your beverage in Sight. • At a bar or club, accept drinks only from the bartender or server. • At social gatherings, don't accept open-container drinks from anyone. • If you experience dizziness, extreme drowsiness, or other sudden and unexplained symptoms, call someone you trust. Go to a hospital emergency room immediately. Try to retain a sample of the beverage for testing. 1£ you think you've been sexually assaulted, call (800)656-HOPE for a rape crisis center near you, or call the police immediately. Don't be afraid to reach out for help. There are tests to .help prove you've been drugged, and a federal law that can put the rapist in prison for 20 years. So please, help reduce your risk... Watchyour drinkl 1. Star Wars-Episode I: The Phantom Menace- Well, duh! That probably didn't take much of a guess to figure that out! 2. Eyes Wide Shut- Stanley Kubrick's last movie is definitely a high priority on my list, considering that I am a big Kubrick fan (A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Full Metal Jacket, Dr. Strangeglove). 3. Wild, Wild West- This is the Fourth of July Big Willie movie. Based on the 1960's series, the sci-fi Western comedy stars Will Smith, Kevin Kline, Kenneth Branaugh, and Salma Hayek. But I heard there were problems with it because the director reshot some scenes to put more humor in it, which is not a good sign. And that last trailer really sucked! 4. Mystery Men- Based on a comic about mediocre superheroes. Kind of sounds like The Tick cartoon, doesn't it? If it has at least half the humor The Tick has, I'llbe happy. 5. The Mummy- This may be one of those summer flicks with great eye candy and little plot. But what the heck! I'll probably see it next weekend when it comes out. 6. Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me- Yeah baby! The secret agent of the sixties who was transported to the nineties returns back to the sixties. And so will Dr. Evil, who will probably demand ... one mmmillion dollars! 7. Big Daddy- An Adam Sandler comedy. What else can I say but 'TIude! I'm there!" Movies Icould care less about 1. Inspector Gadget- Somebody please tell me why on earth Disney decided to make a movie out of a cheesy cartoon! Probably to please the kiddies I'll bet. But I still think it looks stupid! 2. Dudley Do-Right- The cartoon was dumb and I'll bet this will be too. Brendan Fraser is doing another movie from a Jay Ward cartoon. While I'm talking about Jay Ward cartoons, I didn't like George of the Jungle either! 3. Killing Mrs. Tingle- The plot is about a high-school student (Katie Holmes) kidnapping a teacher (Helen Mirren). This is the directing debut of Kevin Williamson, a name I am getting sick and tired of hearing about. Kevin, do us all a favor and take some time off! 4. Tarzan- I don't hate Disney cartoons. I just make it a rule not to see them in the theaters because of little kids who talk all during the show. Movies on the border 1. Iron Giant- 1his is a cartoon about a boy and a robot. I heard that the animation on this was supposed to be a first-rate piece of work that was also groundbreaking. I haven't seen any trailers on this yet, so we'll have to see. But I get the feeling I will change my mind on this one. 2. The Deep Blue Sea- Scientists use sharks to find a cure for A1tzheimer's Disease, resulting in sharks getting more brain-power and a larger size. Something gets wrong and they get loose. Sounds like fun but three things are questionable here: 1. This sounds like Jaws. 2. This doesn't sound realistic. 3. The director of this movie also made the bombs Cutthroat Island and The Long Kiss Goodnight (even though the last one is really underrated). 3. American Pie- This high school comedy about teens trying to lose their virginity may be hilarious. But at the same time, I'm getting a little sick of high school movies? 4. Notting HilI- Itstars Julia Roberts as a movie star and Hugh Grant as a book-keeper who fall in love. Predicted to be a big hit like My Best Friend's Wedding. But this sounds like a chick flick. Guys, if you're going to see th'ls movie, take a date. 5. South Park- By the time this comes out, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny may be stale. Remember, Trey Parker and Matt Stone have given us high expectations, and then pissed us off by trying to be cute! And also keep in mind that they made that god-awful BASEketball! 6. The Thomas Crown AffairRemake of the 1968 Steve MeQueenFaye Dunaway cat-and-mouse tIuiller starring Pierce Brosnan in the McQueen role (a rich man who is a jewelry thief for the sheer thrill of it) and Rene Russo in the Dunaway role (the woman who is sent to capture him). The action comes when they try to bait each other. It may be interesting to see these two because they sound perfectly cast. But this could be done wrong too. 1111121 .••••. 1,11 11 M US IC• MOVIES • MUS I C•M OV IE S•M US I C • M OV IE S •M US I C•MC mertime: so manv movies and so little lime ummy Every summ r at th multiplex , we arc bombarded with , Jot f n w movi that are d signed t gi ·e us a good tim , if not e actly make our brains bett r. Th r are som that are special eff ct e trav, gazana that entertain u lik Men In Black, Ind pend 'n Day, and Jur ic Park. Th re are om that ar A ad my Award contend rs like Forr t Gump, Saving Priv, t Ryan, Th' Fugiti , and Brav h art. And th n th r are som that giv n a lot of hype but ar major disappointments uch a Godzilla, Th Last Acti n Hero, and Th A veng rs. Thi ·umm r hould b no diff r nt. 11 re are the umm r flicks I plan on ing, th n I ha ' no intention on ing, and th on that I am kind of iffy on. Movie I really want to ee One will quench your thirst. The other could set you up for rape. Which would you drink? Rape is a sad reality. And it can happen 10 anyone. Evtn you. When secretly slipped into a beverage, even a glass of iced lea, sedating substances can leave anyone vulnerable to sexual assaulL You may not be able to see it, smell it, or taste it, And you don't have to be at a bar or club. It could happen in any social seuing. The tragic fact is that the reasons for rape really have nolii.ing 10 do with you. It happens only because there are people who wish to hann. But thae are sonv things diat may ~Ip redua your risk' • Always keep your beverage in sight. • At a bar or club, accept drinks only from the banender or server. • At social gatherings, don't accept open-container drinks from anyone. • If you experience dizziness, ex1reme drowsiness, or other sudden and unexplained symptoms, call someone you trust. Go to a hospital emergency room immediately. Try to retain a sample of the beverage for testing. U you think you've been sexually assaulted, call (800)656--HOPE for a rape crisis center near you, or call the police immediately. Don't be afraid 10 reach out for help. There are tests to help prove you've been drugged, and a federal law that can put the rapist in prison for 20 years. So please, help reduce your risk ... Watch your drinhJ 1. Star Wars-Episode I: The Phantom Menace- Well, duh! That pr bably didn't take much of a guess to figure that out! 2. Ey s Wide Shut- Stanley Kubrick's la t movie is d finitely a high priority on my list, considering that I am a big Kubrick fan {A Clockwork Orang , The hining, Full M tal Jacket, Dr. Strangeglove). 3. Wild, Wild West- This is the Fourth of July Big Willie movie. Based on the 1960's series, th sci-fi Western comedy tars Will Smith, Kevin Kline, K nneth Branaugh, and Salma Ha ek. But I heard there w re pr bl ms with it b cau e the dir ctor reshot som seen to put more humor in it, which is n t a good ign. And that 1 t trail r r ally sucked! 4. Myst ry M n- Based on a comic about medi r sup rher . Kind of sounds like Th Tick cartoon, d ·n't it? If it has at 1 ast half th humor Th Tick has, I'll be happy. 5. Th Mummy- This may tho e summ r flick with great eye candy and littl plot. But what the h k! I'll probably it ne t weekend when it comes out. 6. Au tin Power : The Spy Who Shagged M - Yeah baby! Th er t agent of th i ti who was transportd to the nin ti returns back to the sixties. And so will Dr. Evil, who will probably demand ... one mmmillion dollars! 7. Big Daddy- An Adam Sandler comedy. What el e can I say but "Dude! I'm there!" Movies I could care less about 1. Inspector Gadg t- Somebody please tell me why on earth Di ney decided to make a movie out of a cheesy cartoon! Probably to please the kiddies I'll bet. But I still think it looks tupid! 2. Dudley Do-Right- The cartoon was dumb and I'll bet this will be too. Brendan Fraser is doing another movie from a Jay Ward cartoon. While I'm talking about Jay Ward cartoons, I didn't like George of the Jungle either! 3. Killing Mrs. Tingle- The plot is about a high-school student (Katie Holmes) kidnapping a teacher (Helen Mirren). This is the directing debut of Kevin Williamson, a name I am getting sick and tired of hearing about. Kevin, do us all a favor and take some time off! 4. Tarzan- I don't hat Disn y cartoons. I ju t make it a rule n t to see them in the theaters because of little kids who talk all dwjng th show. Movies on the border l. Iron Giant- This is a cartoon about a boy and a robot I heard that the animati n on this was upposed to be a first-rat piece of work that wa also groundbreaking. I haven't en any trailers on this yet, we'll hav to But I t th t ling I will chan mind n this on . 2. Th p Blu a- · ntis use to find a cur for Altzheim r' Di a e, r sultin in shar getting mor brain-power and a larg r size. m thin g t wr ng and th y get loose. und like fun but three things are questi nable h re: 1. Thi. sound lik Jaw . 2. This d n't und realistic. 3. The director of thi mo i ah, made th bombs Cutthroat I. land and The Long Ki Goodnight (e en though th l t is really W1d rrated). 3. Am rican Pie- This high school c m y about teens trying t 1 th ir irginity may be hilarious. But at th m ti.m , I'm g tting a littl ick of high school movi ? 4. otting Hill- It tars Juli R berts as a m \'ie tar and Hugh Grant as a book-k per wh fall in I :,,· . Predict to be a bi hit like My Be t Friend's Wedding. But this W'lds like a chick flick. uy , if you'r going to see this mo ie, take a date. 5. South Park- By the time thi com out, Stan, Kyle, Cartinan, and Kenny may be tale. Remember, Trey Parker and Matt tone hav giv us high expectations, and then pissed us off by trying to be cut ! And also k p in mind that th y mad that god-awful BASEk tball! 6. The Thomas Crown AffairR make of the 1968 Steve McQueenFaye Dunaway cat-and-mouse thriller starring Pierce Brosnan in the McQueen role (a rich man who is a jewelry thief for the sheer thrill of it) and Rene Russo in the Dunaway role (the woman who i sent to capture him). The action comes when they try to bait each other. It may be interesting to see these two because they sound perfectly cast. But this could be done wrong too. 121•••• 25.• 116.1111 WashinglOn (Continued from Page 1) dealing with an aspect of the law she could major in at law school. Environment and Exposure Along with the experience she'll be able to list on her resume, Yolanda hopes to come away from her Washington trip with a couple of important intangibles. "I'm looking for some experience in a professional environment," she said., "I want to understand the attitude, the atmosphere of the legal profession, I want to know how co-workers interact with each other. I want to get the feel of a professional environment so I'll have that knowledge," she said. While in that professional environment, Yolanda plans to make as many connections as possible. By networkmg Washington-style, she hopes to make an impression that will open doors in the future. "I looking for exposure. This internship exposes me to more and different people; people who can be used as references in the future. People who could possibly have job opportunities to offer. And it's exposure for OWParkside. Maybe I can help put Parkside on the map," she said with a laugh. "I'm comfortable with my education; I'm comfortable with my skills. So, it wouldn't be a problem for me to go up against whoever from whatever school or university. My feeling is I'm just as good as they are," she said. She credits her UW-Parkside extracurricular activities-as promotions chairperson for the Parkside Student Government Association, PSGA senator, and her vice presidency of Delta Sigma Theta sorority-with helping build her confidence. She's also happy to have a UW-Parkside connection in Washington. Yolanda expects her Washington experience to have a lasting affect on her life. f Lamb of God Lutheran Chun:h Divine Service every Sunday at 9:00 a.m. Stocker Elementary School 6315 67th Street. Kenosha I.C.M.S. Pastor John Berg 652-4695 Package Harders ...........=.;~-u~RYa.R ORNIN6 WORJ(OUT~ S~O~ Wo~'1: L,ATe.AT Nr6HT~ 2ll!E! '" WHe.N CPJ,J YOU SQlJe.e.U IN ,;:::;..-;~~ $f.~OPJ,J HOUl2.~ • With our oulstanding pay and convenient schedules. we're guessing you'll find the time. We have all kinds of part-time positions 10 fill. PACKAGE HANDLERS (part-time) You'll start at $8.50 an hour and work 2am·lam. You'lI also eam an extra $.50/hr. raise after 90 days and an additional $.50/hr. for eligible tuition after 30 days. Think you can find the lime? For consideration, please apply in person Monday·Friday or call the RPS location nearest you. 1901 Ace Worldwide Ln. : Cudahy, WI 53110 ACt. WORlOWlO! : ~ I (414) 764-2148 """'11.' g COlUGe AVlHUe An FDX Company M t I'207 EOEJAA • HElP WANTED FULL AND PART TIME POSmONS AVAILABLE in our part and special events department. Must work well with people. Some clerical skills a plus. Some lifting required. Job includes tasks from customer service to preparation of orders, Call General Rental at 886-6805. UNITED COUNOL of OW Students has the following one-year positions available: Academic Affairs, Executive Director, Legislative Affairs, Multicu1turallssues, Shared Governance, Women's Issues. Call 608/263-3422 for job description, Send cover letter, resume and three reference contacts to: United Council, Search and Screen Committee, 122 State Street Suite 500, Madison, WI 53703. Equal Opportunity Employer. Deadline May 14. FOR TIlE TIME OF YOUR LIFE: If you have skills to teach, coach soccer, lacrosse, archery, water skiing, sailing, boardsailing, SCUBA or dramatics. Top-rated boys' camp in northern Wisconsin wants you! June 14-Aug.ll. $1~$2400,plus room and board. 970-879-7081. GOFORm D1SqOCKEY / VIDEO TECHNICIAN The area's fastest growing entertainment company is looking for talented individuals to work in the music & video business. Part-time & Summer positions available. No experience necessary, will train, Call to set up an interview. 414-632-6828 ext. 5 HOMEP~NEEDED IN RACINE AREA No experience needed to fill one of 12 full time sununer positions. Wages start at $7.00 with overtime optional. Must be able to lift 50 pounds and work from approximately May 17 - August 27. Contact Richard at (414) 619-95% for more information. JOIN TIlE SUMMER STAFF at a great resident girls' camp in Wisconsin's North Woods. Positions available in combinations of the following: sailing, boardsailing, English riding, waterskiing, tennis, soccer, diving, swimming, archery, dancercize & wilderness. Applicants need IFIED the skills to teach the above and the disposition and desire to work dosely with campers (ages 8-15) as personal/cabin counselors. Cook's Ass'l and Maintenance positions also. June 10 - August 13, salary plus Room & Board, college age & up. Call 847-441-6547 or e-mail LMPOSOHA75@ao1.comuse subject "Staff 99." SUMMER EMPLOYMENT IN TIlE OUTDOORS! Camp Singing Hills near Whitewater, WI is seeking Counselors, Lifeguards, and Health Center, staff for an exciting and fun sununer! Energetic, organized, fun.. loving people are needed to help campers enjoy their summer. Room and Board included with salary. Must be willing to live at camp each week, June 24 - August 7 - Saturdays off. For more infonmation and/or application contact Theresa at the Girl Scouts of Racine County at 414-598-0009 or 534-5715 or gs@cine©exeq2C.com MAKECONfACfTODAYl fOil SAU ZENlTIi 486 COMPllTER 4M expandable to 64M, WordPerfect and Wind w 3.1 and CD ZCM-l430 Monitor, Cannon Color Bubble Jet Printer 554-7258 The Ranger newspaper is looking for qualified candidates tofill several openings for paid positions .., • Photographers • Reporters Chess Club Meetings Mondays@"-Thursdays@3:30 CART 233 All skills welcome. C ntact Jake at x362.. for more information GLO Meetings Wednesdays@ 12:00 Union 202 Everybody Welcome Come Check It Out! FOOTBALL TRYOUl'S: Milwaukee's own Badger State Vikings semi-pro football team will hold player tryouts at Marquette University Valley Fields Stadium on Sunday, May 23, and Sunday, June 6. Both tryout sessions start at noon. For further information, call RC. Clifton, 414-355-6480. Is Abortion for you? Make an infonmed choice. Call Alpha Center 637-8323 12 1111121.• 111.1111 Washinuton (Continued from Page 1) dealing with an aspect of the law she could major in at Jaw school. Environment and Exposure Along with the experience she11 be able to list on her resume, Yolanda hopes to come away from her Washington trip with a couple of important intangibles. 'Tm looking for some experience in a professional environment," she said. '1 want to understand the attitude, the atmosphere of the legal profession. I want to know how co-workers interact with each oth r. I want to g t the feel of a professional environment so 111 have that knowledge," he said. While in that pr fessional environment, Yolanda plans to make as many c nnections as possible. By networking Washington-style, she hop s to make an impres ion that will open doors in the future. ''I looking f r exposure. This internship exposes m to more and different people; people who can be used as reference in the future. People who c uld possibly have job opportunities to offer. And it' expo ure for UWP.c:lcage Hwers --:__----~L:-R y~ Parkside. Maybe I can help put Parkside on the map," she said with a laugh. "I'm comfortable with my education; I'm comfortable with my skills. So, it wouldn't be a problem for me to go up against whoever from whatever school or university. My feeling is I'm just as good as they are," she said. She credits her UW-Parkside extracurricular activitie -as promotions chairperson for the Parkside Student Government Association, PSGA senator, and her vice presidency of Delta Sigma Theta sorority-with helping build her confidence. She's also happy to have a UW-Parkside connection in Washington. Yolanda expects her Wa hington experience to have a lasting affect on her life. f Lamb of God Lutheran Church Divine Service every Sunday at 9:00 a m. Stocker Elementary School 6315 67th Street, Keno ha L.CM.S. Pastor John Berg 652-4695 MORNIN6 W012.l(OUT~ • Serou Wo~'4 L-ATe. AT NraHT~ WHE-N CAAL YOU ~E-U IN $f .~0 AN HOUR~ With our outstanding pay and convenient schedules. we're guessing you'll find the time. We have all kinds of part-time positions to fill. PACKAGE HANDLERS (part-time> You'll start at $8.50 an hour and work 2am-7am. You'll also eam an extra $.SO/hr. raise after 90 days and an additional $.50/hr. for eligible tuition after 30 days. Think you can find the lime? For consideration, please apply In person Monday-Friday or call the RPS location nearest you. 1901 Ace Worldwide Ln. Cudahy, WI 53110 (414) 764-2148 M I g -207 An FDX Company EOE/AA t " CLASSIFIED HELP WANTED FULL AND PARTTIME POSffiONS A VAJLABLE in our part and special events department. Must work well with people. Some clerical skills a plus. Some lifting required. Job includes tasks from customer rvice to preparation of orders. Call General Rental at 886-6805. UNITED COUNOL of UW Students has the following one-year positions available: Acad mic Affairs, Executive Director, Legislative Affairs, Multicultural ~ sues, Shared Governance, Worn n's ues. Call 608/263-3422 for job description. Send cover letter, resume and three ref renre contacts to: United Council, Search and Screen ommitt , 122 tale treet uite 500, Madison, W1 c:;3703_ Equal Opportunity Empt lyer. Deadlin May 14. FOR THE TIME OF YOUR LIFE: If you have skilb to teach, ch cer, lacrosse, arch y, wat"r kiing, sailing, boardsailing, ~ UB or dramatics. Top-rated boy 'camp in north m Wisconsin wan - you' Jun• 14-Aug. 11. 1800- 2400, plu room and board. 97Q-879-7 1. GOFORn! DISCJO KEY/ VlDE0 TECHNICIA HOME PAINTERS EEDED I RAO EAREA No experience needed to fill n 12 full time summer positio . Wages start at $7.00 with ovcrtir opti nal. M ' l be able to lift SO pounds and work from approximately May 17 - August 27. Contact Richard at (414) 619-95% for more information. JOIN THE SUMMER STAFF at a great resident girls' camp in Wisconsin's orth Woods. P itio available in combinations of th foJ. · lowing: sailing, boardsailing, English riding, waterskiing, tennis, soccer, diving, swimming, archery, dancercize & wildem . Applicants need the skills to teach th above and the disposition and desire to work closely ith campers (a 8--15) as perru/ cabin C unset rs. Cook' A$1 l and Maintenance positio1 also. Jun• 10- August 13, laiy plus Room & Board, college ag & up. 11847-441"0547 or mail LMPOSOHA75@a 1.rom - ubject " ff 99." SUMMER EMPLOYMENT IN TH · 0 DOORS! FOi SllE OPEN TO EVERYONE SERVICES OFFERED Is Abortion for you? ak an informed choice. Call lpha Center 637 23 The Ranger newspaper is looking for qualified candidates to fill several openings for paid positions ... • Photographers • Reponers Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger , Volume 27, issue 25, May 6, 1999 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 5/6/1999 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System awards concert internet volunteering