https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/75d134e5c6fc968f514dd602a45cdcd6.pdf 9d1ebc5f6045f9e76c59b7c287cb96a6 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 26, issue 8 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Something for everyone at Bong State Recreation Area Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document The The Student Newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside VOLUME 26•ISSUE 9•November 7 1997 ' ESTABLISHED 1972 News Police Beat. ............... Pg 2 PSGA Comer ............ Pg 2 Free Tuition .............. Pg 3 New area codes ........ Pg 3 Features Calendar of events .... Pg 4 Volunteer OTW ......... Pg 4 Search & Screen ....... Pg 5 Professor profile ........ Pg 6 Entertainment · . ., Gettin' crazy with the Cheese Whiz ............. Pg 7 He said ... She said ..... Pg 8 "Ho roscopes " . . .. .. . .. .. .P g9 Sports .- , Tulip's Tiffs ............ Pg 10 Men's Soccer .......... Pg I 0 Inside filews .......................... 2-3 Features ...................... 4-6 llntertainment. ........... 7-9 Sports .......... ... ...... .. 1 0 Advertisements ... .11&12 Something for everyone at Bong State Recreation Area Bob DeAngelis Bong State Recreational Area, located approximately 18 miles west of Kenosha on Highway 142 is a 14,450 acre parcel of land that can be enjoyed by anyone who likes the outdoors. From dirt-bike riding to horseback riding, from model rocket launching to hammock rocking, the adventurous and the couch potato can have a great time at the site of the once-proposed Air Force Base. Bong has two separate campsites on its grounds-the Sunrise, which is closer to the East Lake, and the Sunset, which is, you guessed it, on the west side of the base and and closer to the dirt tracks and the dog training areas. East Lake has a beach and swimming area, picnic shelters, and bathrooms. If you are looking for a place to get-together, shelters can be rented for $29.00. There are Natureguided walks that can Qe arranged for larger groups and a large indoor nature learning area complete with a classroom located inside the Molinaro Visitors Center. On Saturday nights, weather permitting, star gazers meet in the parking lot and set up their telescopes so that someone who is even a little start struck can get a better look at the heavens. A yearly resident parking permit can be purchased for $18.00 and a daily pass is $5.00. Pric~ are slightly higher for those who are not Wisconsin residents, those are $25.00 annually, $7.00 daily. They can be used in every State Park in Wisconsin. Every weekend the grounds are abuzz with different clubs and enthusiasts. Rocket Clubs send their ships into orbit in Parking Lot E. You don't have to be in a club to launch your rockets. There is also a Model Plane Field east of Parking Lot E. Mountain biking is allowed with a Trail Pass for $10.00 yearly or $3.00 for the day. The trails can also be used for cross country skiing or hiking. Dogs compete for fun and rewards in the Dog Trials. If you want to train your dog for hunting, you can purchase a dog training permit, purchase the birds to release from breeders and release them in designated areas in the park. The East Lake is well stocked with Walleyes, Northerns, Large and Smallmouth Bass, and Panfish. The pier also has a handicapped access, complete with rod holders. No outboards are allowed on the lake, but the DNR has no objection to electric motors, or human powered crafts. If hunting is your passion, Bong is a great place for ducks, geese, pheasants, rabbits and occasional quail. Pheasant tags are purchased for $3.00. Hunting for Bong begins at 9:00am. A $1.00 pass is all that's required to hunt ducks, geese, rabbits, and the renegade quail, providing you possess the appropriate license and stamps. For more information contact the DNR at 652.0377. Kummings awarded Professor of the Year Amanda Bulgrin Editor-in-cheif Donald Kummings, English Professor at the University of Wisconsin Parkside, was recently awarded the Carnegie Foundation's Advancement ofTeaching Wisconsin Professor of the Year. The award is given by the Council for Advancement and Support of Education to honor undergraduate professors who bring respect to the profession of teaching. Kummings, along with teaching at UW-P has written two books on Walt Whitman, one collection of poetry and more that I 00 articles on American poets. His next book will be completed in spring. Kummings was nominated for the award by Walter Graffin, English Department Chair, and was supported by several other faculty members and former students. He is the second Parkside professor to receive the award, in 1990, Professor John Buenker of history was honored. UWP is the only Wisconsin University to have two recipients of the Carnegie Foundation iil the past decade. On Wednesday, November 5, interim Chancellor Gordon Lamb honored Kummings at a public reception. NeWS November 7, I 99 7•page 2 PSGA Corner Coleen Tartaglia Editor-in-chief Article II. Section II. Objective: "The PSGA shall be responsible to the students of UW-Parkside. The PSGA will be proactive and reactive on issues that have a potential impact on students at UW-Parkside. The PSGA shall have the power to enforce and protect the following articles [as stated in the PSGA constitution] by passing motions, resolutions, or talcing legal action to insure that no student's rights are violated." PSGA holds the Parkside Student Government Association's general assembly meetings on Fridays at noon in room CART 129. This week's topics included student's problems with advising and scheduling their courses, new Senators, with five seats available, and the Chancellor's Search and Screen committee. President Teri Jacobson bid a welcome to all the new Senators. The new and current Senators are: Fiona Allen, Shaughna Allen, Luis Benevoglienti, Erica Davalos, Mike DiCello, Auzio Hewlett, Chedrick Johnson, Dezarrea Johnson, Dave Kamholtz, Chris Liepski, Melanie Nevala, Zac Pawlowski, Brandy Pinson, Camelius Russel, Coleen Tartaglia, and Chastity Washington. She also told the new Senators that, "Student Government is the official representative for all students in the school. It's up to the Senators to help the students on campus." Vice-president Corey Mandley added, " The Senators are the voice of the students." The Search and Screen committee for a new Chancellor is in need of student opinions. Is there anything students want or need in a Chancellor? Voices in th is committee .are welcomed. The student advising committee is currently talking about reorganization to make it more user friendly for students. The new Freshman Orientation classes do not explain advising and how to choose the right course schedule very well to incoming students. Faculty members are not advisors, they cannot spend the time to point a student in the right direction regarding their courses. There was discussion about how freshman are sent into college blind, they usually don't know the routine until their sophomore year. If anybody has had any problems, or can think of any solutions regarding advising, please contact Teri Jacobson in the PSGA office. There are five Senate seats available. Two for the fall and three for the spring. If anyone is interested, please come to the next meeting. SOME EMPLOffRS DEMAND EXPERIENCE. WE OFFER IT. You can't get the job without experience-but where do you get the experience to get the job? The Army will train you in your choice of over 200 job skills, if you qualify. High tech ... mechanical ... medical ... many other specialties with civilian uses, too. And you11 also develop self-confidence and a sense of responsibility. For the offer of a lifetime, see your Army Recruiter. Kenosha Racine 414.652.2072 414.634.9042 ARMY. BE ALL YOU CAN BE! POLICE BEAT I0/21197 97.537 Personal Property Theft, CIA Lot. _Officer took a report of theft of a student's parking permit from his unlocked vehicle. Loss 0~$73.00. J0()/:1Q'J 97~538 N Agency ~sist, Wood Road and CTH A .. A res1dent on c:rH A reported' a suspicious person in the area. Kenosha Sheriff's Dept. was notified and UW-Parkside Officers were dispatched to the area. Suspect wu located on Wood Road at CTl-l A and was arrested for outstanding warrants. J0/:2:g,17 97~539 . / Fire Atarro¥ Ranger Hall. Officers responded to Ranger Hall f-Ota fire alanrt. Jnvestigation revealed no smoke or fire. Alann reset. J0/29197 Jnc 97-540 Personal Property Theft. Phy. Ed. lot. Officer responded for a~ of a theft of a speak« from an unlocked trunk of a vehicle. Area agencies notified of;descriptio.-iof vehicle possibly involved. Speaker -:nte~ed into N«ional Crime Information Center. Estimated lo$s $4.SOO. Jnvest1gallon continuing. lOI.Z9197 Inc 97-541 Traft"ic Violation, Outer Loop Road. Vehicle stopped and drjver cit«! for ~cessive $1)«!d of 19 mph over posted lin1it. 10/3ffl Inc 97~542 Fire Alann, Molinaro Hall. Heating & Chilling Plant inronned UPPS of a fire alarm in Molinaro Hall OH"icers responded and found annunciator panel was clear, no alarms were sounding and no problems found. PowerPlaQt ad~ alann reset.itself. l0/30/!J7 Inc 97-543 Battery1Domestic Violence, Tallent Hall. Officers responded to a report of a male and female arguing in front of Tallent Hall. Upon arrival, officers observed female bit male and noted scratches on males face. Female was arrested and 1ron&ported to Kenosha County jail 10/30/97 Inc 97-5" Medicaf Assist, Union Square. Subject reported that he walked into the center post oftheentrnnce doors going into the Union Square. Subject broke the frames of his glasses but did not require medical assistance. JO/ll/97 Int 97-54$ Traffic Violation, Cnt Band Wood R•ad. Officer stopped a vehicle tor defective headlight. lt was discovered that the plates on the vehicle were stolen. The driver had outstanding warrants and his driving status was revoked (7 prior convictions). Driver was arrested J0/3te7 Inc 97•546 Suspicious Circumstances, University Apts. UPPS offi¥ «r r~ded to a fignt in progress. Upon attival it was discovered there was no fight - a group of males were just joking around. l0/31/97 Inc 97-547 Agency Assist, C11I E & CTH G. UPPS officer stopped subject for defecti~ headlamp. Investigation revealed subject was wanted on a criminal"Operating after Revocation'' warrant out of Milwaukee. Subject conveyed to Kenosha C.ounry jail. 10/31197 Inc 97-548 Security Alann, Computer Support Center. An employee entered Computer Support without de-activating alann. Alann was cleared. 1019'7 ine ,>7-549 Harassmttlt, University Apartments. A student and exboyfriend were having a disagreement over the ownership of a gift. Officers advised and had boyfriend leave the premises. Report submitted. U/01/91 Inc 97-5$0 Traffic V'tolation. 4200 block of CTH A. Subject observtd speeding16 mph in a~ mph zone. Citation issued. JJ/021!>1 Inc 97-551 Unauthorized Uso <JfTelephone. University Apts. Student reported several harassing phone calls that involved threats. Student advised and report submitted. JJ/Oli1n lnc 97-ffl Agency:A.ssist, 2200 Block CTft A. Kenosha Sheriff Dept. $fopped a vehicle and discovered the occupant was wanted on two warrants out of Racine County. Subject was arrested. U/03/!l7 lnc 97-553 Grafflil,t,WYLL 26?, Staff mem:ber notified :UPPS of graffJti•ill\m black~w in WYLUclassroo.tn., Oft"icer erased graffiti and submit• ted a report 11/04/91 toe 97-556 Disorderly Conduct, University Apartments. A male student reported that he ~ntered th¢ apartment ofan ex-gkl.frieod 4nd 4tl argument devtl4lld. Them.ft reported that the femf~ slapped film with an open hand. Report submitted. 11/04/97 lne 97-557 Agency Assist, CTH JR & 12th St UPPS -0fficer was dispatched to a pro~ damag~ accident at the above location unti.tKenosha Sherifflf>eJ>t, 11rrivei J P:!' ~,. · . Free college tuition News November 7, 1997·page 3 from your application form, not your latest registration form, according to Rita Minger who works in the Student Records Office. You must go to the Student Records Office and fill out an address change form. You may also contact the office. If everyone does this, there will be no 708's in the directory next year, except for those people who live out of Lake County. Student Records is lecated in Wyllie Hall DI89 and the phone number is 595.2284. (Please note the above discussion applies to the 414 area code north of Milwaukee that has changed to 920.) 708/847 Area code in directory Meridith Jumisko staff Reporter - The new campus directory is out. PeoPleshould be aware that most Illinois phonenumbers with the 708 area code havenow had the 847 are code for well overa year. (fyou dial with the 708 areacode and can't get the person you are looking for, you better try the 847 areacode. Why is the 708 still listed when it shouldbe 847? The addresses and phonenumbers listed in the directory are Complete the Circle. Keep Recycling Working. Celebrate America Recycles Day OD November 15th. It would mean the world to all of us. For a free brochure, please call 1·800·CALL·EDF or visit our web site at www.edf.org oEPA Ranger Report Undergraduate men and women who join the Wisconsin National Guard will be reimbursed up to 100% of their college tuition under a provision in the new state budget. If a student joins the Guard before the end of their current semester, they can have their tuition reimbursed for the entire semester. The Wisconsin Army or National' Guard reimburses undergraduate tuition up to $( ,430 per semester for eight semesters-more than $11,400 while pursuing a four year degree. The federally funded Montgomery G.1. Bill currently pays up to $7,521. The Wisconsin National Guard units in Racine and Kenosha are Headquarters of the 126th Field Artillery Battalion, Kenosha, and Battery C in Racine. In addition to Kenosha and Racine, they have more than 100 Army and Air units located in 65 other communities throughout the state. For more information call Dan Noe in Racine at 414.637.5190, Mark Soldner at 414.656.6496, his E-mail is: HHBI26@EXECPC.COM. More information is at: 1.800.GO.GUARD, Website is: WWW.EXECPC.COM/-HHBI26. I 1! Ne ws November 7, 1997•page 3 708/847 Area code in directory Meridith Jumisko Staff Reporter The new campus directory is out. PeCJple should be aware that most Illinois phone numbers with the 708 area code have now had the 847 are code for well 0verayear. If you dial with the 708 area code and can't get the person you are looking for, you better try the 84 7 are._code. Why is the 708 still listed when it should be 84 7? The add res es and phone numbers listed in the directory are from your application form, not your latest registration form, according to Rita Minger who works in the Student Records Office. You must go to the Student Records Office and fill out an address change form. You may also contact the office. If everyone does this, there will be no 708's in the directory next year, except for those people who live out of Lake County. Student Records is lt'>cated in Wyllie Hall D189 and the phone number is 595.2284. (Please note the above discussion applies to the 414 area code north of Milwaukee that has changed to 920.) Com plete the Circ le. Keep Recycling Work ing. Celebrate America Recycles Day on November 16th. It would mean the world to all of us. For a free brochure, please call 1-800-CALL-EDF or visit our web site at www.edf. org &EPA Free college tuition Ranger Report Undergraduate men and women who join the Wisconsin National Guard will be reimbursed up to I 00% of their college tuition under a provision in the new state budget. If a student joins the Guard before the end of their current semester, they can have their tuition reimbursed for the entire semester. The Wisconsin Army or National Guard reimburses undergraduate tuition up to $1,430 per semester for eight semesters-more than $11,400 while pursuing a four year degree. The federally funded Montgomery G.l. Bill currently pays up to $7,521. The Wisconsin National Guard units in Racine and Kenosha are Headquarters of the I 26th Field Artillery Battalion, Kenosha, and Battery C in Racine. In addition to Kenosha and Racine, they have more than I 00 Army and Air units located in 65 other communities throughout the state. For more information call Dan Noe in Racine at 414.637 .5190, Mark Soldner at 414.656.6496, his E-mail is: HHBl26@EXECPC.COM. More information is at: 1.800.GO.GUARD, Website is: WWW.EXECPC.COM/~HHB 126. Features November 7, 1997·page 4 NOVEMBER Thursday NQvember 6 • AOE: "Motion Poets" CART Theatre, 7pm 'PAB: Elvira Kurt (Comedian) Union Square, Free, 8pm • "Flamenco" Foreign film Union Cinema, 7:30pm Friday NQvember 7 'WQmen's Volleyball UWParkside v. UI 7:00pm • "Flamenco" Foreign film Union Cinema 7:30pm • Delta Sigma Theta Dance, Union Square, Free,9pm-Iam Saturday. NQvember 8 'WQmen's Volleyball UWParkside vs. SlUE • "Flamenco" Foreign film Union Cinema 7:30pm • '.'The Blast" band playing at Twisterz in Kenosha • Midnight Madness! Phy Ed building, Free, II pm- 2am Sunday. NQyember 9 • "Flamenco" Foreign film Union Cinema 2:00pm MQnday NQvember 10 • Fibers Invitational, CART Art Gallery, runs through Dec. 4 Tuesday, November J I 'Veterans Day Wednesday November J 2 'PAB film, "Scent Qf a Woman", Union Cinema 7:00pm Thursday NQyember 13 'Country Night! Dance Club, UniQn Square, Free, 9pm-Iam Volunteer of the Week: Tami Klamm Students are selected as "VQlunteer of the Week" by their altruistic attitudes, the amount of time shared within the community and the impact their services has made in the lives of others. This weeks volunteer is TAMI KLAMM. Tami Klamm is a junior majoring in Psychology, She originally became a volunteer because she wanted to get some practical experience in her field of study. In January, 1997 she began her training as a crisis line volunteer for the Women's Resource Center in Racine. Tami thinks she has received much more than practical experience. "I have experienced what it is like tQ help someone, I have gained a new perspective on human interaction and relations," said Tami. Meeting many people has also been a benefit in her volunteer placement. "Right nQW,I'm thinking about Clinical Psychology after I graduate from Parks ide and begin my masters Paw needs help moving and your boxes, too! Call the Parkside Association of Wargamers for more information on the big move... program in the fall of 1999." Tami has logged in 93 volunteer hours through the . end of September. Edna BIQQmer,Volunteer Coordinator for the Women's Resource Center stated, "Tami volunteers every Sarurday morning. She does a wonderful job answering calls. The staff appreciates all the help she gives to our program." Thanks Tami for being there for women experiencing a crisis. We wish YQUlots of success in a future of' helping people. Volunteer opportunities HELP THE HOMELESS. The Shalom Center in Kenosha needs help in the FQQdPantry on Weekdays between !0:00am-6:00pm as well as in the Emergency Family Shelter assisting the evening supervisor with dinner, childcare, children's bedtime, etc. between 5:00-9:00pm on Thursdays. Check Qui other opportunities in the Volunteer Office. VOLUNTEER FOR THE RACINE COUNTY JAIL CHAPLAINCY. Basic educatiQn, MentQring, Library, AA Meetings, Bible Srudy and Qtliers are available tQ interested Parks ide srudents. If Criminal Justice is in YQurfuture, experience it first-hand. Call Linda JacksQn at 636.3803 Qr see Carol in the VQlunteer Office. DO YOU ENJOY WORKING WITH OLDER PEOPLE? Brookside Care Center in Kenosha have special events needing volunteer assistance. Help out once a month or once a week. Check out the November calendar in the Volunteer Office. HOSPICE VOLUNTEER TRAINING ON UWP CAMPUS. Care United Hospice is a training fQr direct service vQlunteers Qn Friday, NQvember 14th from 12:00 nQon tQ 4:30pm in CART 135. Advanced reservatiQns are a must. Call Nancy AndersQn at 1.888.810.6022 fQr mQre infQrmatiQn. Pre-Health students are encouraged tQ vQlunteer. See Carol in the Career Center Qr use Email: engberg@uwp.edu. Ranger News Amanda Bulgrin Editor- in -Chief Col~en Tartaglia Editor-in-Chief .Jenny Puccini Business Manager Ann Marie Schaeffer Communi<:ations Editor Connie Wolfe Layout Editor Coleen Tartaglia Copy Editor Rebecca Vankerkvoorde News Editor Dehnel Kluzak Entertainment Editor Nicole Sturdevant Features Editor Michelle LaCount Photo Editor Connie Sanders Office Assistant Ranger News University of Wisconsin-Parkside 900 Wood RQad Kenosha, WI 53141-2000 414/595.2287 Features November 7, 1997•page 4 NOVEMBER Volunteer of the Week: Tam i Kla mm Thursday, November 6 • AOE: "Motion Poets" CART Theatre, 7pm *PAB: Elvira Kurt (Comedian) Union Square, Free, 8pm • "Flamenco" Foreign film Union Cinema, 7:30pm Friday, November 7 *Women's Volleyball UWParkside v. UI 7:00pm • "Flamenco" Foreign film Union Cinema 7:30pm • Delta Sigma Theta Dance, Union Square, Free, 9pm-lam Saturday, November 8 *Women's Volleyball UWParkside vs. SIUE • "Flamenco" Foreign film Union Cinema 7:30pm Students are selected as "Volunteer of the Week" by their altruistic attitudes, the amount of time shared within the community and the impact their services has made in the lives of others. This weeks volunteer is TAMI KLAMM. Tami Klamm is a junior majoring in Psychology. She originally became a volunteer because she wanted to get some practical experience in her field of study. In January, 1997 she began her training as a crisis line volunteer for the Women's Resource Center in Racine. Tami thinks she has received much more than practical experience. "I have experienced what it is like to help someone. [ have gained a new perspective on human interaction and relations," said Tami. Meeting many people has also been a benefit in her volunteer placement. "Right now, I'm thinking about Clinical Psychology after I graduate from Parkside and begin my masters program in the fall of 1999." Tami has logged in 93 volunteer ho urs through the end of September. Edna Bloomer, Vo lunteer Coordinator for the Women's Resource Center stated, "Tam i volunteers every Saturday morning . She does a wonderful job answering calls. The staff appreciates all the help she gives to our program." Thanks Tami for being there for women experiencing a crisis. We wish you lots of success in a fut ure of helping people. • "The Blast" band playing at Twisterz in Kenosha • Midnight Madness! Phy Ed building, Free, l 1pm- 2am Paw needs help moving and your boxes, too! Call the Parkside Association of Wargamers for more inf ormation on the big move ... Volunteer opportunities Sunday, November 9 • "Flamenco" Foreign film Union Cinema 2:00pm Monday, November Io • Fibers Invitational, CART Art Gallery, runs through Dec. 4 Tuesday, November 11 *Veterans Day Wednesday, November 12 *PAB film, "Scent of a Woman", Union Cinema 7:00pm Thursday, November 13 •country Night! Dance Club, Union Square, Free, 9pm-1am Ranger News Amanda Bulgrin Editor-in-Chief Coleen Tartaglia Editor-in-Chief · Jenny Puccini Business Manager Ann Marie Schaeffer Communications Editor Connie Wolfe Layout Editor Coleen Tartaglia Copy Editor HELP THE HOME LESS. The Shalom Center in Kenosha need s help in the Food Pantry on Weekd ays between I O:00am-6:00pm as well as in the Emergency Fam ily Shelter assisting the evening supervisor with dinner, childcare, children 's bedt ime, etc. between 5 :00-9:00pm on Thursdays. Check out other opportunities in t he Volunteer Office. VOLUNTEER FOR T HE RACINE COUNTY JAIL CHAPLAINCY. Basic education, Mentorin g, Library, AA Meetings, Bible Study and others are available to interested Parkside students. If Crimina l Justice is in your future, experience it first-hand . Call Linda Jackson at 636.3803 or see Carol in the Volunteer Office . Rebecca Vankerkvoorde News Editor Dehnel Kluzak Entertainment Editor Nicole Sturdevant Features Editor Michelle La c ount Photo Editor Connie Sanders Office Assistant DO YOU ENJOY WORKING WITH OLDER PEOPLE? Brookside Care Center in Kenosha have s pecial events needing volunteer assistanc e. Help out once a month or once a wee k . Check out the November calendar in the Volunteer Office. HOSPICE VOLUNTEE R TRAINING ON UWP CAMPUS. Care United Hospice is a training for direct service volunteers on Friday, N ovember 14th from 12:00 noon to 4:30pm in CART 135 . Advanced reservat ions are a must. Call Nancy Anderson at 1. 888.810.6022 for more infonnation. Pre- Health students are encouraged to volunteer. See Carol in the Caree r Center or use Email: engberg@uwp.edu. Ranger News Un ive r ity of Wisconsi n-Parkside 900 Wood Roa d Kenosha , WI 5~ 141 - 2000 4 I 4/595.228 7 Search and Screen committee NicoleSturdevant FeaturesEditor Inthe second of two forums, stu- • and faculty discussed the qualities _qualifications of our next O-lior. Many issues were raised _4ebated, including what kind of badrgroundour prospect should have. Most members of the meeting agreed tbatournext Chancellor should be familiarwithclassroom teaching, but the Committeeshould be flexible and con- ~derunusual circumstances, too, so that we don't pass up a great candidate because they don't have enough hours in aclassroom. One faculty member asked iflbcnext Chancellor would also teach someclasses, as a previous Chancellor had done, and it was agreed that it would be up 10 the new Chancellor. Respect was a big issue at the October 28th meeting, too. The next Chancellor would have to be respected in areas of research, scholarly activity and faculty relations, although it was also agreed that scholarly activity should be less important if academic leadership is displayed. The next Chancellor should be aware of Parkside's diverse student body (or large population of non-traditional students) and be able to communicate with them. The idea is that you can't recruit new students if you're unfamiliar with the present student body. There was much debate on who we are looking for and the questions were raised: Are we looking for a young, upand- com ing problem solver? Do we expect the next Chancellor to solve our problems for us? Do we want someone who stands outside of past disagreements among the faculty or do we want someone from within the school? Finally, would we like to be better than we are now? [fwe do, we can't expect one person to come in and make us better; students and faculty have to work with the new Chancellor to make Parkside a better school. Connie and Heather participated at Ha IIoween Havoc sponsored by the Art Club on Friday, October 31. UW-Parkside Music Department November concert schedule Wednesday, November 5, [997 Faculty Recital- Tim Bell, clarinet Jazz Sextet $ [0/$4 7:00pm CART Theatre Wednesday, November 12,1997 Guest Artist Recital-Everett McKineey, tenor Sunday, November 9, 1997 Belle City Brassworks-Doug Johnson, conductor $5/$4 3:30pm CART Theatre Friday, November 14, 1997 Student recital Monday, November 24, 1997 UW-Parkside Classical Guitar Ensemble George Lindquist, director- Free 3:30pm CART 0-118 Wednesday, November 19, 1997 Faculty Recital-James and Susan McKeever Piano Duo Wednesday, November 26, 1997 UW-Parkside Orchestra- John Carter Simmons, conductor All of the concerts take place in CART 0-118. All of the noon concerts are held for no cost and are open to the public. No food or drink allowed during the performance. EVEN[NG AND WEEKEND CONCERTS Thursday, November, 6,1997 Accent on Enrichment: Motion Poets ~~ P~@-HUt. P~~a-Hut. ) lfM·1 ; ,~'J 'y' ..k,r:: -."J -: ": .....- :;,';:.;,~.~,~ .. flm TIIE'om IIAMOIIR6fRS ON[AMPUS More Ihan ;u51 a piece . of pizza!!! :¥Grilled Chicken Breast *Char-Broiled Burgers :¥Miami Ham & Cheese *BBQ Rib Sandwich *Philly Turkey & Cheese *Fish & Chips "Hot Wings *Fresh Fruit & Salads Fri. end Sat. 4:30 to 6:30, Sun. 5:30 to 7:30 fe ature s November 7, 1997•page 5 Search and Screen committee Nicole Sturdevant features Editor In the second of tw o foru ms, studeatS and faculty discu sse d the qualities and qualifications of our next Qiancellor. Many issue s were raised anddebated, including wh at kind of beckgroUnd our prospect hould have. Most members of the meeting agreed that our next Chancellor should be familiar with classroom teach ing, but the Committee should be fl exible and consider unusual circumstan ces, too, so that we don't pass up a great candidate because they don't have enough hours in a classroom. One facul ty member asked if the next Chancellor would also teach some classes, as a previ ous Chancellor bad done, and it was agreed that it would be up to the new Chancellor. Respect was a big is ue at the October 28th meeting , too. The ne t Chance llor would have to be respected in areas of research, scholarly activity and faculty relations, although it was also agreed that scholarly activity should be less im portant if academic leadership is displayed. The next Chancellor should be awa re of Parkside's diverse student body (o r large population of non-traditional students) and be able to communicate with them . The idea is that you can't rec ruit new students if you're unfamiliar w ith the present student body. The re was much debate on who we are looki ng for and the questions were raised: Are we looking for a young, upand- com ing problem solver? Do we expect the next Chancellor to solve our problems for us? Do we want someone who stan ds outside of past disagreements among the faculty or do we want someone from within the school? Finally, would we like to be better than we are now? If we do, we can't expect one person to co me in and make us better; students and faculty have to work with the new Chancellor to make Parkside a better school. Co II n Havoc sponsored nnie and Heather participated at Ha owee by the Art Club on Friday, October 31. UW-Parkside Music Department November concert schedule Wednesday, November S, 1997 Faculty Recital- Tim Bell, clarinet Wednesday, November 12, 1997 Guest Artist Recital-Everett McKineey, tenor Friday, November 14, 1997 Student recital Wednesday, November 19, 1997 Faculty Recital-James and Susan McKeever Piano Duo Wednesday, November 26, 1997 UW-Parkside Orchestra- John Carter Simmons, conductor EVENING AND WEEKEND CONCERTS Thursday, November, 6,1997 Accent on Enrichment: Motion Poets • • -; .'.l,:.,!'- i: :.',::_!,J Jazz Sextet $10/$4 7:00pm CART Theatre Sunday, November 9, 1997 Belle City Brassworks-Doug Johnson, conductor $5/$4 3:30pm CART Theatre Monday, November 24, 1997 UW-Parkside Classical Guitar Ensemble George Lindquist, director- Free 3:30pm CART D-118 All of the concerts take place in CART D-118. All of the noon concerts are held for no cost and are open to the public. No food or drink allowed during the performance. fall HIE BfST lfAMOIIR6fRS ON CAMPllS More fhan ;us! a piece · of pizza!!! *Grilled Chicken Breast •Char-Broiled Burgers *Miami Ham & Cheese •BBQ Rib Sandwich *Philly Turkey & Cheese *Fish & Chips *I-lot Wings "Fresh Fruit & Salads Fri and Sat. 4:30 to 6:30, Sun. 5:30 to 7:JO Features November 7, 1997-page 6 Professor Profile: Fay Yokomizo Akindes Body Acceptance Days Of her experience so far at uw· Parks ide, Akindes says, "Hike the architecture of the school, the peacefulness of the campus. I like seeing the geese out on the lawn. I like seeing familiar faces as I walk through the hallways." She hopes to, "increase the media literacy among students and community members." In other words, she wants to help people learn how to critically read advertising and other messages. The biggest challenge Akindes has faced in her life thus far is, "attempting to live an 'authentic' life- one that is not shaped by social convention but one that emerges from my personal experiences." These experiences include working on her dissertationteaching courses, and mothering her 2 year old daughter and 7 month old son at the same time. Akindes is the advisor of the campus radio station WPRS. Next semester she'll be teaching Comm 211, Comm 360: Broadcasting and Society which will focus on radio and WPRS, and Comm 363: Communication and Ethnicity which will address Asian Americans and the media. Good luck Fay Akindes! Meridith Jumisko Staff Writer Becky Rachoner Staff Writer should be more worried about good health. Don't let other people influence you on how you need to look to be con. sidered attractive," Colombari said. On Tuesday, Professor Penny Lyter lectured on "Body Image: Messages and the Media." Her lecture discussed body appreciation, eating disorder prevention, and healthy ways to "manage weight" with the number one way being "Don't Diet." She analyzed different advertis, ing techniques for weight loss products that focus on altering our appearance rather than maintaining a healthy body. Professor Lyter informed students that many advertisements' models are really a combination of two or three people and consumers are unfortunately trying to achieve this illusion. Both the information table and the lecture showed students that achieving body acceptance is an on going process which should not be looked upon as a struggle, but a healthy lifestyle. Students who need help or someone to talk to can call Student Health and Counseling at 595.2366. Fay Yokomizo Akindes is a new instructor in the UW·Parkside communi. cation department. She is teaching Comm 021 I: Approaches to the Study of Communication, and Comm 0490: Special Topics-Gender, Race and Class in Media. She will become assistant professor when she finishes her dissertation. Born and raised in Hawaii, Akindes, a fourth generation Japanese American, received her BA in journalism at the University of Hawaii. Her early jobs were at Hawaii Public Television, Hawaii's CBS affiliate, and San Diego State University's public radio station doing promotion, advertising, public relations, and marketing work. She then received her Master's degree in telecommunications management at Ohio University. She stayed there for her doctorate which will be in mass communication with an emphasis on critical cultural studies. Thin is in? Contrary to messages portrayed by media, students who stopped by the Peer Health Educators' Body Acceptance table or heard Professor Penny Lyter speak found out this statement is not so. Last Tuesday and Wednesday the PHE sponsored Body Acceptance Days with an information table located in the Main Place. Members of PHE took shifts at the table which was covered with pamphlets dealing with nutrition, stress management, eating disorders, and personal counseling services offered by Parkside and the Racine and Kenosha areas. There were also articles available about anorexia, bulimia, and different celebrities' body obsessions, along with a video running on anorexia and bulimia. Peer Health Educator Chad Colombari offered good advice to all students. "You don't have to be thin to be happy because everyone has a different ideal weight for their body; people ' Tree- CJkcJdng at TCU Moving your checldng aocaunt from your current flmmcJal organiz8tiM foEt:lucators Credit Union Is now easier than ~ver with ECU's Mov9rs and ChsckersprogfMl. Contact your Ioc8I branch offfce and request a Moverti and Checkers bractture to Jearn how ECU can MOlt: for YOUI • No monthly service fees • No. minimum balanoes • No per check charges • Free ChecklATM card • .24 hour phone transactions -Home Oomputer banking - Direct de.posit oppormnities • Aufomaticpayment options ~}P1Ilrfir.stlmhr 4L~~}itr free-ltJIiIen.}JtUlt tzpmr. a, 1U!l#' araJunt- aIt "Fro. Amber Lundskow gets first at the Fall Fest Volunteer Run/Walk on Friday, October 31. l'IlIolne Nltin 0Ilb 14llO "'_ flit J!ladne Wl534Cfl (41") Il8lI 59IlQ Features November 7, 199 7•page 6 Professor Profile: Fay Yokomizo Akindes Meridith Jumisko Staff Writer Fay Yokomizo Akindes is a new instructor in the UW-Parkside communication department. She is teaching Comm 0211: Approaches to the Study of Communication, and Comm 0490: Special Topics-Gender, Race and Class in Media . She will become assistant professor when she finishes her dissertation. Born and raised in Hawaii, Akindes, a fourth generation Japanese American, received her BA in journalism at the University of Hawaii. Her early jobs were at Hawaii Public Television, Hawaii's CBS affiliate, and San Diego State University's public radio station doing promotion, advertising, public relations, and marketing work. She then received her Master's degree in telecommunications management at Ohio University . She stayed there for her doctorate which will be in mass communication with an emphasis on critical cultural studies. Of her experience so far at UWParkside, Akindes says, "I like the architecture of the school, the peacefulness of the campus. I like seeing the geese out on the lawn . I like seeing familiar faces as I walk through the hallways.'' She hopes to, "increase the media literacy among students and community members." In other words, she wants to help people learn how to critically read advertising and other messages. The biggest challenge Akindes has faced in her life thus far is, "attempting to live an 'authentic' life- one that is not shaped by social convention but one that emerges from my personal experiences." These experiences include working on her dissertation,-teaching courses, and mothering her 2 year old daughter and 7 month old son at the same time. Akindes is the advisor of the campus radio station WPRS. Next semester she'll be teaching Comm 211 , Comm 360 : Broadcasting and Society which will focus on radio and WPRS, and Comm 363: Communication and Ethnicity which will address Asian Americans and the media. Good luck Fay Akindes! Tree- Clkddng a:t rccu Moving your checking ac;count from your cum,nt financial organization to Educators Credit Union Is now easier than ,r1er with ECU's Mov9rs and Chticksrs program~ Contact your local branch offfce and ,equsst a Movers and Checkers brochure to team how ECU can MJrlc for YOU! • No momhfy service fees • No minimum balances • No per check charges • Free Check/ATM card • 24 hour phone transactions • Home computer banking • Direct deposit opponunities • Automatic payment options ~)Jllllr fird,on/u a/£~~for fr~~ Jl'lll' '1pm; a, 1U!11b account,, alt 'CCU .. 8'llnglan 161W.CheafruSt •~.Wl$3t05 (41•>~ Body Acceptance Days Becky Rachoner Staff Writer Thin is in? Contrary to messages portrayed by media, students who stopped by the Peer Health Educators' Body Acceptan ce table or heard Professor Penny Lyter speak found out this statement is not so. Last Tuesda y and Wednesday the PHE sponsored Body Acceptance Days with an info nnation table located in the Main Place . Me mbers of PHE took shifts at the table which was covered with pamph lets dealing with nutrition, stress managem ent, eating disorders, and personal coun seling services offered by Parkside and th e Racine and Kenosha areas. There were also articles available about anorex ia, bulimia, and different celebrities ' body obsessions, along with a video runnin g on anorexia and bulimia. Peer Heal th Educator Chad Colombari offe red good advice to all students . "You don 't have to be thin to be happy because everyone has a different ideal we ight fo r their body; people should be more worried about good health. Don't let ot her people influence you on how you need to look to be con. sidered attractive," Col ombari said . On Tuesday, Pro fessor Penny Lyter lectured on "Body Image: Messages and the Media." Her lecture discussed body appreciation, eating diso rder prevention, and healthy ways to "manage weight" with the number one way being "Don't Diet." She analyzed d iffe rent advertising techniques for we ight loss products that focus on altering our appearance rather than maintai ning a healthy body. Professor Lyter informed students that many advertisements' models are really a combination of two or three people and consumers are unfortuna tely trying to achieve this illusion. Both the information table and the lecture showed students that achieving body acceptance is an o n going process which should not be looked upon as a struggle, but a healthy li fe style. Students who need he lp or someone to talk to can call Stude nt Health and Counseling at 595.2366. Amber Lundskow gets first at the Fall F~st Volunteer Run/Walk on Friday, October 31. r Entertainment November 7, 1997epage 7 Gettin' crazy with the Cheese Whiz.... Question of the week: . What is maculate? (to stain) Matthias Kautzer-Schroeder "to have sex" Ryan Bogen-Schneider "something to do in private" Nick Grig "something about the eye" Carl Laehr "get all the girls" Ron-Shuttle Bus Extraordinaire "not quite as clean" Mr. Bubble Mike Lawrence "collect debris" Advertise in this space Call Ann Marie at 595.2295 1997•page 7 Whiz .... Schroeder ''Schneider ·Shuttle - Entertainment November 7, 1997·page 8 Halloween review He said.... She said.... Dehnel Kluzak Amanda Bulgrin and Jimbo Entertainment Editor red, and convincing another that she was a member of Congress who outlawed laughing!! Can you imagine being obsessed with the knee of a person next to you? It was wild! Perhaps you went the way of the Pajama Jammy Jam. Dressing up in a scary or cute costume or just showing up in your "PJ's" ready for bed. A good time was had with plenty of music and atmosphere. Ifound Halloween to be quite fun overall this year. But all of this took place before the actual day! There was not much to do the night of October 31st-especially if you had already seen "The Shining"! So this is why Isay Halloween came and Halloween went this year. I hope you all enjoyed it, because you don't get to act this crazy again until this time next year! He Said ...Are you a fashion junkie? Jimbo She Said ...Are you a fashion junkie? So Halloween came this year and Amanda Bulgrin Halloween went. What did you do? Well, hopefully you went to see "The Shining" at the Union Cinema last Wednesday, Friday, or Saturday night. Maybe you bought some popcorn or a soda and spilled each of them as you screamed your brains out while watching Jack Nicholson and a lot ofblood. Or maybe you went to see Frederick Winters, America's leading hypnotist. It didn't matter if you showed up late for this event, it was still an enthralling evening. He kept his audience entertained while putting some into a trance, convincing one of his subjects that there was a bomb every time he said the word When I see all these people rushing around snatching up some name-brand, super fashionable, trendy clothes, and sometimes pay ing as much as $150 for one sock, Ican't help but laugh until I keel over from abdominal pain. I think it's silly to spend all this money on the latest fashions when you could spend it on something truly useful-like comic books. What you fashion junkies need to think about is simplicity. Why buy a pair of pants and a shirt from some designer place and pay $300, when you can get an entire wardrobe for less than that? Iam a T-shirt and jeans guy who doesn't buy shirts with name brands on them. I would much rather wear a shirt with the Budweiser frogs on it, rather than the name of Calvin Klein. . But if you want to dress in the latest fashion, that's your prerogative. If women want to wear something that consists of eight polyester molecules and is the color of toxic waste, so be it. Or if anyone wears clothes so baggy that they can fit the state of Rhode Island in them (Not that it wouldn't be hard, even with normal size pants), then go right ahead. And if guys want to dress like they just walked out of Thornton Q. Updike Prepatory School and Yuppie Factory, no one's stopping you. My point is that if you succumb to high fashion trends that last about a week, oh well. You won't see me there because I'll be flying around in my brand new Stealth Fighter Jet that I purchased with all the money I saved on buying name-brand clothes. Clothes make the man. That's what I say. A Ithough it may sound SUperficial I will admit that the first thing Inotice' on a guy is what he is wearing. Itrynot to make judgement, but if a fella hason a ph at little number, I will be more inclined to trot over to him and strikeup a conversation than someone who lacks in style. Here is a prime example: Twoboys, one we will call Shaft and the otherwill be called Cartman in order to save myself from a true confession. The other day Shaft and I went out and he was wearing skin tight white jeans, a WWF tee-shirt and kick ass Nike shoes. Well, the shoes didn't make up forthe rest of the outfit. Cartman, on the other hand is always right on top of the fashion world. He sports around perfectly fitting jeans, an awesome fleece Columbia vest and these wonderful shoes, that Ican't really explain. So, which one do you thing Ihave more in common with? It's Cartman. Yes, I am attracted to him because he is wearing a nice outfit, but Iknew right off the bat that Shaft and I would not be all that compatible. Clothes make a statement. It is undeniable, so the question is, what would I want my little dream boat to be wearing when we kick it? First of all, it is not white jeans and a WWF shirt. I am staying to stick with the GAP. That about sums it up, go with earth tones from GAP and it will all be good. Youdig? 25. Storage bUilding 27. Vaulting Items 28. Quaker st. 29 Possessed 30. Snoozed 31. Ignited 32 "The Wizard 01 __ " 33. Angers 34. Aquatic cereal 35. touisiana slate bird 37. Young bear 38. In excess 39. Most recent 42. Hatteras and Cod 44 Man's title 45 __ Grande River 10 Finale 11. __ Angeles i7. and dined 19. Land measure 20. Gives out 22. Egg count 23. Heroic poem 24. Social engagement 25. Search for bargains 26. Smoke and dust 27.. 01 Arctic regions 30. Cuts into cubes 31. Generous 33. Metal fasteners 34. Deep vehicle track 36. Runs easily 37. Worries 39. Yarn flulf 40 Bounding line 41 Blow a horn 42. Public hire vehicle 43 Lawyer's group 44. I~y daughter's brother 47. Laughter sound 46. Help a 1100d 47. Sharpen '-i8. Bustl!:lQ excitement 49. Largemouth fish 50. Colony Insects 51. Give permission ACROSS 1. Likely 4. "_ Miner's Daughter" 8. Slain by Cain 12 By way of 13. Farry tale _ monster 14. Nevada clly 15. Lodging place 16. Animal doc 17. Language 18. Extent 20. Small COin 21 Building plot 22 Gave DOWN 1. Enthusiastic 2. Needle bearer 3 Snarled 4. Envy 5. S-shaped curve 6. Actor Carney 7. Football pos. 8. Pleasant odors 9. Fett cap 8 9 10 11 14 Got Problems? Send them to Dr. Proctor and she'll make all of your troubles go away! E-mail them to bulgrOOO@uwp.edu or send them to the Ranger office. 46 " Entertainment . November 7, 19 97•page 8 Halloween review Dehne) Kluzak Entertainment Editor So Halloween came this year and Halloween went. What did you do? Well, hopefully you went to see "The Shining" at the Union Cinema last Wednesday, Friday, or Saturday night. Maybe you bought some popcorn or a soda and spilled each of them as you screamed your brains out while watching Jack Nicholson and a lot of blood. Or maybe you went to see Frederick Winters, America's leading hypnotist. It didn't matter if you showed up late for this event, it was still an enthralling evening. He kept his audience entertained while putting some into a trance, convincing one of his subjects that there was a bomb every time he said the word ACROSS 1. Li kel y 4. "_ Miner's Dau ghter" 8. Slain by Ca in 12 By way of 13. Fairy tal e _ monster 14. Nevada city 15. Lodging place 16. Animal doc 17 . Language 18. Extent 20. Small coin 21 . Building plot 22. Gave 25 Storage buil ding 27. Vault ing items 28. Quaker st. 29. Posse sse d 30. Sno ozed 31 . Ignited 32 . · 'The Wizard of_" 33 . Ang ers 34 . Aquati c cereal 35. Louisiana state bird 37. Young bear 38. In excess 39. Most recent 42. Hatteras and Cod 44 . Man's title 45. _ _ Grande River red, and convincing another that she was a member of Congress who outlawed laughing!! Can you imagine being obsessed with the knee of a person next to you? It was wild! Perhaps you went the way of the Pajama Jammy Jam . Dressing up in a scary or cute costume or just showing up in your " PJ's" ready for bed . A good time was had with plenty of music and atmosphere. I found Halloween to be quite fun overall this year. But all of this took place before the actual day! There was not much to do the night of October 31st-especially if you had already seen "The Shining"! So this is why I say Halloween came and Halloween went this year. I hope you all enjoyed it, because you don't get to act this crazy again until this time next year! 46. Help a hood 47. S>-iarpen 48. B ustl!:,g exc itement 49. Lar gemouth fish 50. Colony insects 51. Give permission DOWN 1. En thu siastic 2. Needle bearer 3. Snarled 4. En vy 5. S-shaped curve 6. Ac tor Carney 7. Football pos. 8. Pleasa nt odors 9. Felt cap 10. Finale 11. _ _ Angeles i 7. _ and d ineo 19. La nd meas ure 20. G ives o ut 22 . Egg c o unt 23. H eroi c poem 24. Social e ngagement 25 . Sea rch for b argains 26. Sm o ke and dust 27. Of Arc ti c regions 30. Cuts into cubes 31 . Generous 33. Metal fastene rs 34. Deep veh ic le track 36 Runs easi ly 37. Worr ies 39 . Yarn fl uff 40 Bou ndin g li ne 41. Blow a horn 42 . Public hire veh icle 43 Lawye r' s group 44 . My daughter's brother 47. Lau ghte r SOU'1d He said . ... She s aid . ... Aman da Bulgrin and Jimbo He Sa id ... Are you a fashion junkie? Jimbo Wh en I see all these people rushing around snatching up some name-brand, super fashionable , trendy clothes, and some times paying as much as $150 for one so ck, I can't help but laugh until I keel over from abdominal pain . I think it's sill y to spend all this mone y on the latest fashions when you could spend it on so mething truly useful - like comic book s. What you fashion junkies need to think about is si mplicity . Why buy a pair of pa nts and a shirt from some des igner place and pay $300, when you can get an entire wardrobe for less than that? I a m a T-shirt and jeans guy who doesn ' t buy shirts with name brands on them . I wou ld much rather wear a shirt with the Budweiser frogs on it , rather than the name of Calvin Klein . But if you want to dress in the latest fa shio n, that's your prerogative . If wom en want to wear something that con sists of eight polyester molecules and is the color of toxic waste, so be it . Or if anyon e wears clothes so baggy that they can fit the state of Rhode Island in them (Not th at it wouldn't be hard, even with nonnal size pants), then go right ahead. And if guys want to dress like they just walked out of Thornton Q. Updike Prepatory School and Yuppie Factory, no one 's sto pping you . My point is that if you succumb to high fashion trends that last about a week, oh well. You won't see me there becaus e I' ll be flying around in my brand new Stealth Fighter Jet that I purchased with all the money I saved on buying name-brand clothes. She Said .. . Are yo u a fashion junkie? Amanda Bulgrin Clothes make the man. That's what I say. Although it may sound superficial I will admit that the first thing I notice ' on a guy is what he is wearing. I try not to make judgement, but if a fella has on a phat little numbe r, I will be more inclined to trot ove r to him and strike up a conver ation than someone who lacks in style. Her i a prime example: Two boys, one we will call Shaft and the other will be called Cartman in order to save myself from a true c onfession . The other day haft and I went out and he was wearing skin tight white jeans, a WWF tee-shirt and kic k ass ike shoes. Well , the shoes didn' t ma ke up forthe re st of the outfit. Ca rt ma n, on the other hand is always right o n top of the fashion world. He sports ar ound perfectly fitting jeans, an awesome fleece Columbia vest and the e wonderful shoes, that I can t r a ll y explain. So, which one do you thin g I have more in common with? It's Cartman. Yes, I am attracted to him because he is wea ring a nice outfit, but I knew right off the bat that Shaft and I would not be a ll 1hat compatible. Clothes make a statement. It is undeniable, so the quest ion is, what would I want my little dream boat to be wearing when we kick it? First of all, it is not white jeans and a WWF shirt. I am staying to stick with the GAP. That about sums it up, go with eart h tones from GAP and it will all be go od . You dig? Got Problems? Sen d them to Dr. Proctor and she'll make all of your troubles go away! E-mail th em to bulgr000@uwp.edu or send them to the Ranger office. Entertainment November 7, 1997.page 9 HOROSCOPES SCORPIO (OCTOBER 23· NOVEMBER 2 I) Perhaps a Pisces is the one for you. SAGITTARIUS (NOVEMBER22 · DECEMBER 21) Dosomething a little crazy Ihisweekend, wear clothes thaIflatter your figure. CAPRICORN (DECEM· BER22-JANUARY 19) Gamesare for kids, stop playing them. AQUARIUS (JANUARY 19-FEBRUARY 18) If you are a skeptic of the horoscopes, watch out, you earned yourself a week of bad luck. PISCES (FEBRUARY 19- MARCH 19) Perhaps a Scorpio is the one for you. TAURUS (APRIL 20-MAY lO) At a party this weekend, youwill set off sparks of love. Don't rush into things. GEMINI (MAY 21-JUNE lO) Gelling close to the end ofyour rope? Thanksgiving break is only 21 days away! CANCER (JUNE 21- JULY ll) The gerbil down the street is good natured, don't betoo quick to judge. LEO (JULV 23- AUGUST ll) Your classwork is com. ingalong well, treat yourself this weekend and get a groove on, baby! VIRGO (AUGUST 23.SEPTEMBER 22) It is bad to be clingy. Try and break away fromthat special someone for three seconds today. It won't kill you. LIBRA (SEPTEMBER 23- OCTOBER 22) If you see an eyelash in your Chili Cheese Burrito at Taco Bell, just pick it off and shovel it Godzilla vs. Spider Man by: Jimbo : More Library Humor... Go to see this movie! by: Kelly Gould 1997•23- 21) NOVEMBER 22- Do something this weekend, that flatter DECEMBER 22-JANUARV Games are 20- horoscopes, 20) th is you will JUNE 20) Getting of your 22) be too JULY 22) coming along 23-SEPTEMBER from that you. 0CTOBER in. by: David Gehring .-·-~-.:i.:., He.lp:hd .. H1N:t-. -__ ......,.~ Humor ... ing University of Southern Indiana 2.0. Unreflective of the score, the Rangers dominated for nearly the entire game, but had trouble knocking USI out of the game. Strong defensive performances were turned in on the weekend by Tredo, Dave Johnson, Pete Leslie-Jim Forde and Andy Dubnicka as the team posted it's seventh shoutout of the year and sec. ond of the weekend. Starting the season 1-4, confidence, pride and optimism took severe blows. With two victories this weekend, the Rangers improved their record toI2-5-1, finishing the season unbeaten in their last eight. Of the five losses, three were to top ten ranked opponents and another to a NAIA powerhouse. The progression of the team has showed what they have been capable of achieving. Suffering tough losses to nationally ranked teams could be credited to a lack of experience with eleven new players early in the hear. However, with the maturation of the old and new, experience has grown leaps and bounds. The steady progression through the course of the season has put Parkside in the GLVC conference tournament playing their best soccer of the season. The victory over SIU-E proved the point that the Rangers can play with any team in the nation. Now they just need to get into the toumament. The conference tournament semifinals will be held on Saturday and Sunday at either Lewis University, SlUE, or here at Parks ide. The site is determined on late scores that have a bearing on the conferences' number on seed. Sports November 7, 1997epage 10 Tulip's Tiffs Sonya Flower Sports Editor " HOCKEY In today's society, it seems there is a big war: Man v. Woman. Women's softball starts to replace baseball, and now there's the Women's NBA, so now basketball is covered. But what about hockey? I know ...I know ...1am a female, therefore I must rag about it. But c'rnon, where are sports for women that are like hockey or football for men? Maybe in a few years there will be a sport for women that combines football and hockey. So look for something where women in helmets throw pucks, tackle each other, and carry sticks.· FOOTBALL At least the Packers won, but the Jets are pathetic. How can a team so horrible, he alone in first place (in their division)? Not that the Packers have always been that good, but for the last ten years, they have never won just one game a season. Maybe there is a positive aspect to losing so much-you get a good pick in the upcom ing draft. BASKETBALL Maybe I didn't knock on a big slab of wood because the Bucks suffered their first loss in nine outings. They lost their home opener, and how that happened, I have no clue. But they are )-1 (as of my deadline), and as soon as they get back on track, shall will go on a 50 game winning streak. What are the odds of that? Not too good ...so don't hold your breath. MISC After going to central Wisconsin this weekend, I saw snow. Real snow. Therefore, I must warn everyone about sledding. Do try hard to stay on the innertube or sled, because the hard, blunt and nervous feeling you get after hitting the ground really sucks. And try not to run into anything either. As is skiing, trees are good to avoid. So if at all possible, find a hill that has absolutely nothing on, near, or around it. And ...HAPPY SLEDDING. I Men's soccer proves their point Mike Guzaski Sports Writer Saturday night in Edwardsville, IL, the men's soccer team showed what they are capable of doing, defeating the thirdranked team in the country. Southern Illinois University-Edwardsville came into the game boasting a 15-0-1 record and a little too much confidence. Taking advantage of very rewarding situation, the Rangers, courteous of Jason Zitzke's 14th goal of the season in the 84th minute, moved UWP into NCAA postseason bid contention. Zitzke won the ball at the half-line with a strong tackle and played it down the left flank to junior Richard Elliot. Elliot, leading the counterattack slid a perfect pass (obviously taking lessons from his roommate) behind two defenders setting up Zitzke with a one-on-one with the SIU-E goalkeeper. From the top of the 18 yard box, Zitzke dripped the over zealous keeper who was out challenging the conference player of the week. As the ball rolled into the net, it sent everyone into a frantic celebration. Holding off SIU-E the final six minutes, Parkside saw a few threatening situations which were all diffused calmly by sophomore goalkeeper Dan Tredo and the rest of the stellar defense. After the game Zitzke said, "That loss hurt for them, not as much as sitting on a bicycle without a seat, but it hurt." Sunday the men answered any questions of doubt with two gals by Adam Riesz in the 39th and 86th minutes, beat- Intramurals is bigger than ever this year Michael Michakki Staff Writer Dennis Rodman grabs the rebound, passes it to Jordan, Jordan passes it to Pippen, Pippen back to Jordan for the lay-up. These guys don't play intramural basketball, but here at UW-Parkside, intramural basketball has its share of hoopla and excitement. If it's boring on campus, and there's nothing to do, come on down to the Physical Education building, every Tuesday and Thursday from 6:00pm- 9:00pm, to see no-look passes like "Magic", three point shots like "Reggie Miller", and tough, high intensity defensive plays. Intramural basketball has always had its share of exciting and boring games. But having fun, being competitive, and winning the championship at the end of the semester are the main goals of all the players. In winning the championship, the road is paved with the defending champions: the formerly named "Racine All- Stars", now known as "New and Improved". Darrel Fralin, a member of "New and Improved", stated that," I have confidence that we will repeat again, as long as we continue to gel as a team, and come together as a team, we should be fine." After a month of play, "New and Improved" is the only undefeated team at 5-0, while "Arbee's Liquor" is the only team without a win at 0-6. Other notable teams are "Refuse to Lose", "Showtime'', and "2nd to None", all at 4- I. The "Freshmen" are 3-2, "Forget About It", and "Still Enfuego" are at 1-4 and 1-5 repectively. Mike Bey from "Shooters" and Vic Thompson from "2nd to None" are leading the league in scoring with a 23.0 points per game average as of the first month. "New and Improved" is on top in leading the league in scoring with 79.4 ppg; "Showtime" is in second with 78.2 ppg. Holding the other team to under 50 points (48.0) is what "New and Improved" likes to do, that's why they are in first, while "2nd to None" holds their opponents to 53.8 ppg. "Arbee's Liquor" is last in the league, holding their opponents to 94.2 ppg, while "Shooters" is right above them at 71.8 ppg. If there is a dominant team in the league, it would have to be "New and Improved", and by far they will win back-to-back Intramural Championships. Sports November 7, 1997•page IO Tulip's Tiffs Sonya Flower Sports Editor HOCKEY In today's society, it seems there is a big war: Man v. Woman . Women's softball starts to replace baseball, and now there's the Women's NBA, so now basketball is covered. But what about hockey? l know .. .! know .. .l am a female, therefore I must rag about it. But c'mon, where are sports for women that are like hockey or football for men? Maybe in a few years there will be a sport for women that combines football and hockey. So look for something where women in helmets throw pucks, tackle each other, and carry sticks. FOOTBALL At least the Packers won, but the Jets are pathetic. How can a team so horrible, be alone in first place (in their division)? Not that the Packers have always been that good, but for the last ten years, they have never won just one game a season. Maybe there is a positive aspect to losing so much-you get a good pick in the upcoming draft. BASKETBALL Maybe I didn't knock on a big slab of wood, because the Bucks suffered their first loss in nine outings. They lost their home opener, and how that happened , I have no clue. But they are 1-1 (as ofmy deadline) , and as soon as they get back on track, shall will go on a 50 game winning streak. What are the odds of that? Not too good ... so don't hold your breath. MISC After going to central Wisconsin this weekend, I saw snow. Real snow. Therefore, I must warn everyone about sledding. Do try hard to stay on the innertube or sled, because the hard, blunt and nervous feeling you get after hitting the ground really sucks. And try not to run into anything either. As is skiing, trees are good to avoid. So if at all possible, find a hill that has absolutely nothing on, near, or around it. And ... HAPPY SLEDDING. Men's soccer proves their point Mike Guzaski Sports Writer Saturday night in Edwardsville, IL, the men's soccer team showed what they are capable of doing, defeating the thirdranked team in the country. Southern Illinois Univers ity-Edwardsville came into the game boasting a 15-0-1 record and a little too much confidence. Taking advantage of very rewarding situation, the Rangers , courteous of Jason Zitzke's 14th goal of th e season in the 84th minute, moved UWP into NCAA postseason bid con tention. Zitzke won the ball at the ha lf-line with a strong tackle and played it down the left flank to junior Richard Elliot. Elliot, leading the counterattack s lid a perfect pass (obviously taking lessons from his roommate) behind two defenders setting up Zitzke with a on e-on -one with the SIU-E goalkeeper. From the top of the 18 yard box, Zitzke dripped the over zealous keeper who was out challenging the conference player of the week. As the ball rolled into the net, it sent everyone into a frantic cel ebration . Holding off SIU-Ethe fina l six minutes, Parkside saw a few threat ening situations which were all diffused calmly by sophomore goalkeeper Dan Tredo and the rest of the stellar defense. After the game Zitzke said, " That loss hurt for them, not as much as sitting on a bicycle without a seat, but it hurt. " Sunday th e men answered any questions of doubt with two gals by Adam Riesz in the 39th and 86th minutes, beating University of Sout hern Indiana 2-0. Unreflective of the sco re , the Rangers dominated for nearly th e entire game, but had trouble knock ing USI out of the game. Strong defensive performances were turned in on the weekend by Tredo, Dave Johnson, Pete Les lie, Jim Forde and Andy Dubnicka as the team posted it's seventh shoutout of the year and second of the weekend. Starting the season 1-4 confidence, pride and optimism took severe blows. With two victories th is weekend, the Rangers improved their record to12-5-I, finishing the season unbe aten in their last eight. Of the five loss es, three were to top ten ranked opponents and another to a NAIA powerhouse. The progression of the team has showed what they have been capable of achievi ng. Suffering tough losses to nationall y ranked teams could be credited to a lack of experience with eleven new players early in the hear. However, with the maturation of the old and new, exper ience has grown leaps and bounds. The steady progression through the cour e o f the season has put Parkside in the GLVC conference tournament playing the ir best soccer of the season. The vic tory over SIU-E proved the point that the Range rs can play with any team in the nat ion. Now they just need to get into the tournament. The conference to urn ament semifinals will be held on Saturday and Sunday at either Lewis University, SIUE, or here at Parkside. T he site is determined on late scores th at have a bearing on the conferences' numbe r on seed. lntramurals ·is bigger than ever this year Michael Michakki Staff Writer Dennis Rodman grabs the rebound, passes it to Jordan, Jordan passes it to Pippen, Pippen back to Jordan for the lay-up. These guys don't play intramural basketball, but here at UW-Parkside, intramural basketball has its share of hoopla and excitement. If it's boring on campus, and there's nothing to do, come on down to the Physical Education building , every Tuesday and Thursday from 6:00pm- 9:00pm, to see no-look passes like "Magic", three point shots like " Reggie Miller", and tough, high intensity defensive plays. Intramural basketball has always had its share of exciting and boring games. But having fun, being competitive, and winning the championship at the end of the semester are the main goals of all the players . ln winning the championship, the road is paved with the defending champions: the formerly named "Racine AllStars", now known as "New and Improved". Darrel Fralin , a member of "New and Improved", stated that," I have confidence that we will repeat again , as long as we continue to gel as a team, and come together as a team, we should be fin e." After a month of play, "New and Improved" is the only undefeated team at 5-0 , wh ile "Arbe e's Liquor" is the only team without a win at 0-6. Oth er notable teams are "Refus e to Los e'•', "Showtime ", and "2nd to None", all at 4- 1. The "Freshmen" are 3-2, "F orget About It" , and " Still Enfu ego" are at 1-4 and 1-5 repect ivel y. Mike Bey from " Shooters" and Vi c Thompson from "2nd to None" are leading the league in scori ng with a 23 .0 points per game averag e as of the fir st month. "New and Improved" is on top in leading the league in scorin g with 79 .4 ppg ; "Showtime" is in second with 78.2 ppg. Holding the other tea m to under 50 points (48.0) is what "Ne w and Improved" likes to do, that 's why they are in firs t, while "2 nd to None'' holds their oppon ents to 53 .8 pp g. "Arbee's Liquor" is las t in the league, holding their opponent s to 94.2 ppg , while "Shooters" is righ t above th e m at 71 .8 ppg. If th ere is a dominant team in the league , it wou ld ha ve to be "New and Improved", and by far they will win ba ck-to-back Intramural Championships. Advertisements November 7, 1997·page 11 Committee for Open Debate .. tile Holoeaust (CODOH) offen $50,000 .... _l8III'Ja '.... :elfa.i '.'·s • $ .~Nct1m1lT.\$IIoI,"' l8e; ; .. -ww.or.. ~r- ~ ,,,,,... •..1'" IJiIrt/4 0Ile l111en'iews Dr. ~ Pipe 111I........ II aM .·"Y. 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Cancun $399, Mazatlan $389, Jamaica $459, and South Padre $149. 1.800.SURFS.UP. www.studentexpress.com $ for College! College assistance is available (if you qualify) by joining the Wisconsin Army National Guard. Call for details! 1- 800-GO-GUARD GLO, The Gay and Lesbian Organization, meets every Wednesday at Noon in Union 202. Everybody is welcome, regardless of orientation. FYI: http://www.uwp.edu/clubs/glo The University will hold a public sale of all surplus' items, including cross country ski equipment, wood carrels, furniture, typewriters, cleaning equipment, etc. Items will be available for inspection on Wednesday, November 19, 1997, from 8:30- I I:OOam, in Molinaro D219. Sealed bids will be due in the Purchasing Department by 4:30pm, Monday, November 24, 1997. Ail items will be sold as is, to the highest bidder, and will be available for pickup through December 10, 1997. To receive a list of surplus, contact Purchasing at 595.2207. Spring Break '98 Cancun, Mazatlan From $389. 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For details - RUSH $1.00 with SASE to : GltOUPS e547 N Academy • lwct.Dept N Colorado Springs, Co. aot11 Fibers Invitational at the UW-Parkside Comm Arts Gallery November 5-December 4 Gallery Hours: Monday & Thursday 11-5 Tuesday & Wednesday 11-8 ~------------------------------------------------------, ,-------------------------------, Ranger News Classified Ads Clip-N-Save Today Rate $.25 per word Name --:------------Address -----------City/State/Zip ____ _ Amount Enclosed $ ----- Ad: _________ _ Pizza Hut & Firehouse Grill are now open for DINNER on SATURDAYSTTT New weekend hours of service ... 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