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            <text>'Geology Students Explore Grand&#13;
Canyon/page 11&#13;
'Maria's Melange: I am&#13;
Woman/page 8&#13;
·He Said, She Said/page 9&#13;
'Girls' Cross Country/page 13&#13;
-Hepp's Hype Picks/page 14&#13;
VOLUME 25 • ISSUE 3 • SEPTEMBER 19, 1996 ESTABLISHED1972&#13;
University of Wisconsin-Parkside students were randomnly picked to be models.&#13;
Clockwise, from bottom: Stephanie Knabel (Nursing); Nicholas Walls (Computer&#13;
Science); Jaimie Roberts (Elementary Ed.); Matt Sheahan (Marketing); Erin Vosberg&#13;
(Nursing); top left, Dan Tredo (Athletic Training), and Lisa Schaich (Sec. Ed.)&#13;
Photo by Amber Nichols.&#13;
Tuition Shortfall&#13;
Costs' Parkside:&#13;
Fewer Continuing Students,&#13;
Better Jobs, Could Be Key&#13;
• Ranger News Staff Report&#13;
A dip in enrollment will cost the University of Wisconsin-&#13;
Parkside an estimated $697,000 this year, under a new UW&#13;
System policy which penalizes campuses for missing their&#13;
enrollment targets when student numbers fall.&#13;
Parkside projects a student full-time equivalent (ITEJ of 3,&#13;
160 for the 1996-97 academic year. Administrators at the university&#13;
said this is 3.1 percent below the fall 1995 enrollment&#13;
of 3,262 ITE's.&#13;
The projection is also 8.7 percent below this year's enrollment&#13;
target of 3,461. This will cost the university $697,000-&#13;
the amount it missed in its tuition target of $7,324,704.&#13;
Under the new UW System policy, each campus is assessed&#13;
the full amount of any shortfall. In turn, campuses are&#13;
"rewarded" by being allowed to keep 75 percent of any tuition&#13;
they collect that exceeds projected targets.&#13;
"It looks like we'll be able to identify enough sources to&#13;
... TUITION, cont. on page 2&#13;
Student Counselors Ready for Health Office Move&#13;
• Julia Ingram&#13;
Ranger Reporter&#13;
Green dots pimple almost everything in Barbara&#13;
Larson's office, including her computer, table and&#13;
moving boxes. She even has some stuck on her window&#13;
and hlinds. .&#13;
"I was told that everything I put a green dot on&#13;
I could take with me to put in my new office, but our&#13;
new offices don't have any windows," Barbara&#13;
explained. "We were all very sad and grieving our&#13;
loss of windows. Therefore, we had the brilliant idea&#13;
of putting green dots on them."&#13;
She is UW-Parkside's Senior Counselor in the&#13;
Student Counseling Office, presently located in&#13;
Molinaro D124.&#13;
Barbara and co-workers Marcy Cayo, UWParkside's&#13;
Prevention Program' Manager and&#13;
Counselor, have most of their boxes packed and&#13;
stacked as they prepare for their move to the new&#13;
Student Health &amp;. Counseling Center, as it will be&#13;
called. Because the Health Office required more&#13;
space for its clinic, which will help meet regulations&#13;
for a medical room among other things, the Student&#13;
Health and Counseling Offices will move to the new --- .....---------------&#13;
facility sometime this year, which is located behind ... HEALTH OFFICE, cont. on&#13;
Tallent Hall.&#13;
Barbara, a UW-Parkside employee since 1969, page 3&#13;
and Marcy, who has been here four academic years,&#13;
said that students, staff and faculty are questioning&#13;
why Counseling cannot remain on the main campus.&#13;
and they're just as confounded. '&#13;
Barbara and Marcy also stated that one reason&#13;
they cannot stay is because they are unable to get&#13;
approval for a full-time support staff. In addition,&#13;
they do not have the authority to decide whether&#13;
they will stay or go.&#13;
UniflersitlJ&#13;
Police&#13;
Beat&#13;
Sept. 3. Traffic Accident: A&#13;
UW-Parkside student's vehicle&#13;
struck another student's vehicle&#13;
in the Communication Arts&#13;
Parking Lot. Minor damage&#13;
reported.&#13;
Sept. 3. Traffic Violation: A&#13;
police officer observed vehicle&#13;
speeding approx. 52 mph in a&#13;
25 mph zone on Outer Loop&#13;
Rd. Citation issued.&#13;
Sept. 5. Unlawful Use of&#13;
Telephone: A UW-Parkside&#13;
staff member reported the incident&#13;
when she received numerous&#13;
phone calls at the library&#13;
reference desk from a phone&#13;
sex service ..Several subjects&#13;
were observed using a computer&#13;
to do this activity.&#13;
Investigation pending.&#13;
Sept. 7. Medical Assist: Two&#13;
visiting school runners were&#13;
assisted medically at the crosscountry&#13;
course for an ankle&#13;
injury and an asthma attack.&#13;
The latter transported to St.&#13;
Catherine's Hospital for treatment.&#13;
Sept. 9. Traffic Violation: A&#13;
UW-Parkside student was&#13;
cited for failure to stop for a&#13;
stop sign. Student reportedly&#13;
ran the stop sign at Outer&#13;
Loop Rd. and the&#13;
Communication Arts Parking&#13;
Sept. 10. Theft of Personal&#13;
Property: A UW-Parkside student&#13;
reported the then of his&#13;
parking permit from the&#13;
Physical Education Parking&#13;
Lot.&#13;
Sept. 13. Disorderly&#13;
Conduct: Police officers&#13;
requested to break up a fight&#13;
in the Union Square at approx.&#13;
11:50 p.m. Figbt started as a&#13;
verbal disagreement.&#13;
Sept. 14. Liquor Law&#13;
Violation: Police officers&#13;
responded to a report of a&#13;
drinking party at 11:27 p.m. in&#13;
housing. Three students and&#13;
one visitor were cited for&#13;
underage drinking.&#13;
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Tuition cont. from page I&#13;
cover the deficit this year,&#13;
said Gary Grace, Assistant&#13;
Chancelor of Student&#13;
Affairs.&#13;
The university&#13;
rently taking steps&#13;
with the projected&#13;
Early corrective&#13;
include:&#13;
• Leaving some staffvacancies&#13;
unfilled.&#13;
•' Using part-time professors&#13;
to teach classes where&#13;
faculty members have left.&#13;
• Eliminating or cutting&#13;
spending for some supplies&#13;
and equipment.&#13;
Studies have shown that&#13;
there is a trend in the UW&#13;
System regarding campuses&#13;
not exceeding projected&#13;
enrollment targets. Grace&#13;
is CUfto&#13;
deal&#13;
deficit.&#13;
steps&#13;
said that at UW-Pa~kside,&#13;
the predominant cause of the&#13;
enrollment slide is the&#13;
robust economy in the area.&#13;
"Most of the shortfall in&#13;
student enrollment is from&#13;
OUT adult students in the&#13;
Racine area- the economy&#13;
is so good right now that people&#13;
are more likely to pursue&#13;
~ job than an education."&#13;
According to university&#13;
officials, other possible factors&#13;
contributing to low&#13;
enrollment at Parkside may&#13;
include:&#13;
• An apparent "shift" from&#13;
college federal grants to student&#13;
loans.&#13;
• Women and racial minorities&#13;
who make up a large&#13;
percentage of Parkside students&#13;
tend to take fewer&#13;
credits.&#13;
"The main thing the university&#13;
is doing is going&#13;
through a strategic planning&#13;
exercise to review all of our&#13;
programs and services and&#13;
make sure they are relevent&#13;
to what contemporary students&#13;
want to take," said&#13;
Grace .&#13;
Currently, construction on&#13;
a new dormitory is underway&#13;
at the University.&#13;
Officials hope it will help to&#13;
expand recruiting efforts to&#13;
areas outside the Racine and&#13;
Kenosha area.&#13;
c ~&#13;
I&#13;
1996·page2i&#13;
#cc" _c, J&#13;
Campus News&#13;
~tA Glance&#13;
• UW-Parkside 1997-98 Scholarship Applications Now&#13;
Available Applications for the 1997-98 UW-Parkside&#13;
Scholarship Program are now available. Applications can be&#13;
obtained by calling the UW-Parkside Scholarship Office at (414)&#13;
595-2600.&#13;
High school seniors, first time or returning college students,&#13;
adults, and transfer students are encouraged to apply. The competitive&#13;
scholarships recognize outstanding academic achievement,&#13;
leadership, and school and community service. Partial and&#13;
full tuition awards are available and several awards are renewable&#13;
for up to four years.&#13;
Applicants are required to submit two letters of recommendation&#13;
and a 250-word personal statement outlining academic and&#13;
career goals. The application deadline is Jan. 1, 1997.&#13;
Last year, the university awarded more than $125,000 in academic&#13;
scholarships.&#13;
For more information or to request an application, call the&#13;
UW-Parkside Scholarship Office at (414) 595-2600 or write;&#13;
Linda Madsen, Scholarship coordinator, P.O. Box 2000, Kenosha,&#13;
WI. 53141-2000.&#13;
11 • Free UW-Parkside Lecture Explores Issue of Life on&#13;
Mars Three university professors will discuss the evidence of&#13;
life on Mars during a free noon lecture at UW-Parkside, Friday,&#13;
Sept. 20.&#13;
The lecture, "Life on Mars: The Cylinder Unscrews," will be&#13;
held in Room 103 of Greenquist Hall. The lecture is part of the&#13;
University's 1996 Space Science Lecture Series, sponsored by&#13;
the University's Chemistry Department. -&#13;
Uw-Parkside's presenters will be: Vera Kolb, professor of&#13;
chemistry, who has studied the origins of life; Gregory Mayer,·&#13;
assistant professor of biological sciences and evolutionary biologist,&#13;
and Richard Judge, associate professor of chemistry and&#13;
spectroscopist (studies molecules with special instruments).&#13;
From 1992-94, Kolb and five other scientists working on a $5&#13;
million NASA grant in San Diego, studied the origins of life, trying&#13;
to isolate self-replicating molecules.&#13;
The issue of life on Mars received national attention in early&#13;
August after scientists from NASA and Stanford University&#13;
found evidence inside a Martian meteorite that tentatively identified&#13;
signs of life.&#13;
For more information, call the UW-Parkside Chemistry&#13;
Department at (414) 595-2326.&#13;
• Free Lecture To Outline Political, Social Changes in&#13;
Russia "Russia: Elections and Other Disturbances" will be discussed&#13;
by a UW-Parkside Russian historian and analyst during&#13;
a free public lecture at UW-Parkside, Wednesday, Sept. 25.&#13;
The lecture, part of the University's Soup and Substance&#13;
Lecture Series. will be held at noon in Room 104 of the Student&#13;
Union, located at the far north end of the main campus complex.&#13;
Free bread and soup will be served. Free parking will be available&#13;
in all university lots.&#13;
Oliver Hayward, assistant professor of history at UWParks&#13;
ide, will be the speaker. He will discuss the social, economic&#13;
and political challenges facing Russia after the breakup of the&#13;
Soviet Union. Hayward will be joined by Sandra Knorr of Racine&#13;
and Richard Karwatka of Kenosha, who both participated in the&#13;
March UW-Parkside Study 'Ibur of Russia and Hungary.&#13;
Haywood teaches a variety of classes on Russia, Soviet and&#13;
post-Soviet studies and has coordinated 13 trips to Russia and&#13;
Eastern Europe over the past 16 years.&#13;
The lecture is sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board and&#13;
the Lectures and Fine Arts Committee. FQr more information,&#13;
call the Information Center at (414) 595-2345.&#13;
Possible Reasons for&#13;
Shortfall Cited&#13;
• Ranger News Staff&#13;
Report&#13;
Fewer returning students and&#13;
better job opportunities may&#13;
account for the current enrollment&#13;
shortfall at the University&#13;
of Wisconsin-Parks ide, .&#13;
According to exit interviews&#13;
conducted by the University,&#13;
about 47 percent of those students&#13;
eligible to return are&#13;
'stopouts" who say they intend&#13;
to enroll again in a semester or&#13;
two; about 33 percent plan to&#13;
transfer and 17 percent are&#13;
uncertain of their future education&#13;
plans.&#13;
The proportion of those students&#13;
not returning due to&#13;
transfer (33 percent) closely correlates&#13;
with the proportion of&#13;
new students (37 percent) who,&#13;
at the time of enrollment,&#13;
reported on the UCLA Survey of&#13;
Freshman Cooperative&#13;
Institutional Research Program&#13;
(CIRP) that they never intended&#13;
to complete a degree at UWParkside&#13;
but to transfer.&#13;
Of those students "stopping&#13;
out" or who are uncertain of&#13;
their future education plans, 30&#13;
percent say their reasons for&#13;
doing so are personal. Roughly&#13;
40 percent cited financial or&#13;
employment reasons for not&#13;
returning at the present time.&#13;
Studies have shown that in&#13;
recent years, that UWParkside's&#13;
enrollment has fallen&#13;
around the same time when the&#13;
economy is strong and unemployment&#13;
low.&#13;
In addition, the number of students&#13;
receiving federal financial&#13;
aid at UW-Parkside since 1992-&#13;
93 has increased nearly 25 percent&#13;
and loans as a financial aid&#13;
source have increased greatly.&#13;
Sources also indicated that&#13;
many students may not have&#13;
the resources or may be "leery"&#13;
of taking on an even greater&#13;
debt to pay for college.&#13;
Studies have shown that&#13;
UW-Parkside is currently&#13;
enrolling more women and students&#13;
of color than in previous&#13;
years. In 1995-96, women made&#13;
up 59 percent of student enrollment&#13;
compared to 49 percent in&#13;
1986-87. In 1995-96, students&#13;
of color made up 12.7' percent of&#13;
student enrollment compared to&#13;
6.7 percent in 1986-86.&#13;
ersity of Wiscons&#13;
Parkside&#13;
900 Wood Rd&#13;
Kenosha, WI 53141-&#13;
2000&#13;
14) 595-2287&#13;
Editor-In-Chief&#13;
Kristine Hansen&#13;
Managing Editor&#13;
April Schoenberg&#13;
Business Manager&#13;
Derek Bishop&#13;
News Editor&#13;
Mark Hahn&#13;
Ass!. News Editor&#13;
Amanda Bulgrin&#13;
Features Editor&#13;
Kendra Macey&#13;
Features Editor&#13;
Jennifer Puccini&#13;
Entertainment Editor&#13;
Scoll Malik&#13;
Freshmen Are People, Too:&#13;
OMSA Mentorship Program&#13;
matters concerning self esteem,&#13;
social skills, conflicts with professors&#13;
or roommates and job&#13;
searches.&#13;
With the guidance of the&#13;
OMSA office and director&#13;
Anthony Brown, the mentoring&#13;
program is designed to provide a&#13;
supportive experience for the&#13;
personal and intellectual development&#13;
of the underrepresented&#13;
racial/ethnic first year student.&#13;
The specific objectives are to&#13;
provide a continuing orientation&#13;
to the University and community&#13;
life, to help students develop&#13;
a sense of belonging, to help students&#13;
identify positively with&#13;
• Derek Bishop&#13;
Business Manager&#13;
According to The American&#13;
Heritage Dictionary, a 'mentor is&#13;
" a wise and trusted counselor or&#13;
teacher."&#13;
In Greek mythology, a mentor&#13;
was a trusted counselor into&#13;
whose care Odysseus placed his&#13;
son Telemachus. In this role,&#13;
mentor was a surrogate parent,&#13;
teacher and protector.&#13;
The Office of Multicultural&#13;
Affairs (OMSA) has initiated a&#13;
mentor program for the 1996&#13;
fall semester for students with&#13;
the University by demonstrating&#13;
a genuine concern for them,&#13;
and to inspire students through&#13;
moral support.&#13;
The long term objectives of&#13;
the mentoring program are to&#13;
increase student retention and&#13;
provide an ongoing orientation&#13;
to all aspects of the University.&#13;
Faculty and staff mentors have&#13;
set numerous individual goals&#13;
and objectives,. and have&#13;
planned many activities for the&#13;
students. For more information&#13;
contact the OMSA office, in&#13;
WYLL182.&#13;
Health&#13;
office&#13;
move&#13;
continued&#13;
from page I&#13;
Barbara Larson (left) and Marcy Cayo of the Student Counseling&#13;
Office in Molinaro 0124.&#13;
They are concerned about whether or not&#13;
students will be able to find the new facility and&#13;
if they will utilize the counseling services as&#13;
they have in the past.&#13;
Barbara wondered if enough students will&#13;
learn about their new location: ''Will we be able&#13;
to communicate to enough people to utilize the&#13;
service to let them know that we're down&#13;
here? Because there are students who don't&#13;
even know we're here on the main campus."&#13;
"Our concern is making sure people utilize&#13;
the service; that we're able to keep people&#13;
aware that we exist, where we are , and that&#13;
we're a valuable service," explained Marcy.&#13;
Barbara and Marcy emphasized that the&#13;
counseling services are very valuable to students&#13;
and they hope students will continue to&#13;
utilize and take advantage of their free services,&#13;
which are paid for through segregated&#13;
fees. They also mentioned that to see someone&#13;
in the community would cost between $85-$95&#13;
an hour. Therefore, ten sessions with one of&#13;
UW-Parkside's counselors would save a student&#13;
almost $900.&#13;
An additional advantage to Parkside's&#13;
counseling services is the short waiting period&#13;
to meet with a counselor.&#13;
"You may come in and have to wait only&#13;
two or three days."&#13;
Marcy then addressed the fact that in the&#13;
In Mem''''J of John C. Sandstrom&#13;
Sports Editor&#13;
AI Heppner&#13;
Photo Editor&#13;
Amber Nichols&#13;
Layout Editor&#13;
Julia Ingram&#13;
Copy Editors Genevieve&#13;
Guran, Jocelyn Hoppe&#13;
Columnists C.J. Nelson, Maria&#13;
Smith, Corey Mandley, Morgan&#13;
Harcey&#13;
Reporters Kerri Bachler, Becky&#13;
Schlevensky&#13;
Advisor Roseann Mason&#13;
Ranger News is published&#13;
every Thursday throughout&#13;
the semester by students of&#13;
the University of Wisconsin-&#13;
Parks ide, who are solely&#13;
responsible for its editorial&#13;
policy and content.&#13;
Subscriptions are available&#13;
at of $10 for 28 issues.&#13;
Member of the Associated&#13;
Collegiate Press.&#13;
community you usually cannot get in to see a&#13;
counselor immediately, and generally you're&#13;
put on a waiting list before you can even get&#13;
into meet with a counselor.&#13;
How do students know whether or not they&#13;
need these services?&#13;
Barbara Larson answered, "I think if people&#13;
have issues which are interfering with their&#13;
lives, then they know they need help of some&#13;
sort. There's something going on that Interferes&#13;
with attaining their goals in life."&#13;
Marcy explained that the services cover&#13;
many issues.&#13;
"Academically, personally, socially, in your&#13;
relationship Or if things aren't going the way&#13;
you want them to. We see everything from, IMy&#13;
roommate is driving me crazy,' to depression, to&#13;
some severe mental illness, to sexual assault."&#13;
'1b those students who may be reluctant to&#13;
seek counseling services, Marcy emphasized&#13;
the confidentiality aspect, "Not only is it confidential,&#13;
but it. is not tied to your academic&#13;
record in any way, shape, or form."&#13;
Once the Student Counceling Office moves&#13;
to its new location Marcy believes it may be&#13;
somewhat of a challenge for students to see&#13;
them, particularly if students need to see one of&#13;
the counselors between classes, and Barbara&#13;
stated that "more of a commitment will be necessary&#13;
for students to stay with counseling."&#13;
Resident Hall Advisors&#13;
Beef Up Staff&#13;
• Becky Schlevensky&#13;
Ranger Reporter&#13;
The beginning of another&#13;
school year introduced two new&#13;
residence hall coordinators and&#13;
nine new residence hall advisors.&#13;
Seniors Arlette Kambwa&#13;
and Jeff Rhein were appointed&#13;
Resident Advisors (RA) coordinators.&#13;
Sergio Correa, Jennifer&#13;
Crum, Stephanie Goth,&#13;
Stephanie Hess, Jamilaisha&#13;
Nicholson, Charles Paksi,&#13;
Steven Proesel, Randy&#13;
Bunders and LaShawn&#13;
Stanton were assigned to each&#13;
housing unit as RAs.&#13;
The RA training week&#13;
which was led by Steve WaIner,&#13;
Arlette Kambwa and Jeff&#13;
Rhein, took place from Aug. 25-&#13;
30. The training concentrated&#13;
on programming (holding&#13;
activities for residents.) Each&#13;
RA will be responsible for&#13;
putting on one activity for each&#13;
.. six issues which make up the&#13;
"Wellness Wheel"--education,&#13;
occupation, intelligence, physical,&#13;
spiritual and social.&#13;
Because the campus community&#13;
includes individuals of&#13;
all races and sexual preferences,&#13;
diversity will be dealt&#13;
with daily. The RAs will try to&#13;
establish an atmosphere of&#13;
acceptance and respect.&#13;
"You don't earn respect by&#13;
being a certain race, gender, or&#13;
sexual preference, but by the&#13;
way you present yourself." said&#13;
Stephanie Hess.&#13;
With the RAs working&#13;
along with the RA coordinators,&#13;
they hope to have a safe,&#13;
healthy, problem-free year.&#13;
However, if conflicts between&#13;
roommates do arise, HAs will&#13;
be available for mediation. The&#13;
main goal will be to "provide a&#13;
healthy living environment for&#13;
students by enforcing policies&#13;
of housing and the university,"&#13;
said Jamilaishia Nicholson.&#13;
Women's Softball Fleld&#13;
under Construction&#13;
•Amanda Bulgrin&#13;
Assistant News Editor&#13;
Construction for the new UW-Parkside's women softball field is underway.&#13;
Ground breaking on the new $170,000 complex started in late August with completion&#13;
scheduled for spring of 1997.&#13;
Dr. Lenny Laver explained the need for a new field.&#13;
"The other field located in Petrified Springs Park, there was not fence, and it was not ft for&#13;
a top ranked team's varsity field; when the field is finished it will be the best women's fast pich&#13;
softball field in the state," stated Klaver.&#13;
The new filed will ,be located just eaxt of the Pbysical Education Building. The softball facility&#13;
will have two fields that will be fenced in, batting cages, concession stands, picnic area, press&#13;
bos, seating sections, and luxury boxes.&#13;
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and is cOIRtl~~'~\~:;,i!;l\&#13;
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1996 • page 41&#13;
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Tuition Up Five Percent&#13;
• Kerri Bachler&#13;
Ranger Reporter&#13;
University of Wisconsin-Parkside students will be paying&#13;
a five percent tuition increase for the 1996-97 academic year.&#13;
Tuition and fees for full-time resident undergraduates are now&#13;
$2,522.90, including $3.78 for segregated fees and $1.90 for the&#13;
United Council student government fee.&#13;
Full time nonresident undergraduates' tuition and fees total&#13;
$7,986.90.&#13;
The increase was approved by the University of Wisconsin&#13;
System Board of Regents during its June meeting.&#13;
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'dt-_,Ii9$~thanmen, on a vari :&lt; of&gt; ·f ews v,' "" .~i;"._ ';:::~,:,'~J&#13;
,ij~~mq~ig~ibews sources&#13;
'ilillililli:l.i~~ii~ll!;f!~,Newspapers . 16% 19%&#13;
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SOURCE: Roper poll for lhe Media Studies Forum of&#13;
2,007 registered voters, Jan 19-Feb. 10, 1996. margin&#13;
of error 2%&#13;
Faculty and Students&#13;
Featured in Art Walk&#13;
A University of Wisconsin-Parkside faculty&#13;
member and several graduates are featured in the&#13;
Sixth Street Art Walk on Sept. 21, in downtown&#13;
Racine.&#13;
Participating businesses, each within a short&#13;
walk of each other and identified by balloons outside&#13;
their storefronts, hold a day-long open house&#13;
starting at 10 a.m., with receptions for the artists&#13;
or book signings in each business starting at 6&#13;
p.m. until closing.&#13;
Parkside talent is featured at The Old Book&#13;
Corner, 312 6th St. which celebrates Racine and&#13;
Kenosha with a collection of 19th Century harbor&#13;
survey maps and engravings of the cities and the&#13;
work of Parkside professor Dennis Bayuzick and&#13;
Parkside graduate Gabriela Pettit. They form the&#13;
Kenosha-based Purple Parable Press. Several&#13;
other Parks ide graduates are participating&#13;
including Michael Schumacher, who is now a freelance&#13;
writer, and will autograph his books on Eric&#13;
Clapton and Phil Ochs.&#13;
Racine poet and UW-Parkside English and&#13;
History major Elizabeth Katch will autograph her&#13;
latest book appearance. Susan McIntyre, an&#13;
actress who majored in Dramatic Arts at UWParkside&#13;
will sing folk songs in the evening.&#13;
Other stops on the Art Walk include: Brandt's&#13;
Jewelers, 207 6th St. featuring the unique pottery&#13;
of Julie Schwartz whose work includes handcoiled,&#13;
raku, and Native American.&#13;
Ace &amp; Bubba's Treasure Hunters, 2186th St.&#13;
features Joyce Ottum's watercolors. Vintage&#13;
Jewelers Ltd. 403 6th St. showcases the work of&#13;
six local artists: watercolors by Alice Grudzinski,&#13;
Carla Burks, Lyle Peters, Ed and Don Donowski&#13;
and space art and oils by 'Ibm Hunt. Centre City,&#13;
418 6th St. offers a combined show of drawings,&#13;
paintings and photography by Vincent E.&#13;
Gonzales and Denise Zingg. The Cobblestone Ltd.&#13;
415 6th St. has gathered the work of nine artists&#13;
for a special showing. Floral watercolors by Mary&#13;
Burant, blown glass by Dave Drewek, 3-dimensional&#13;
ceramics by Manne Haug, hand-turned&#13;
wood vessels by Larry Jameson, pottery by Kevin&#13;
Pearson, handmade paper by Georgia Kroll and&#13;
Helen Rusk, fiber art by Nancy Justus, and transparent&#13;
watercolors by Jean Thielen.&#13;
Flowers by Walter, 503 6th St. offers a variety&#13;
oflocal artists, including works by Jonie Hostings,&#13;
Barbara Salman, Michael Nitsch, Jean Rognlie,&#13;
Arth Grebetz, M.J. Lorentzen, Rubon Pulda, Marj&#13;
Lacock and M.P. Marion.&#13;
VOLUNTEER&#13;
OPPORTUNITIES:&#13;
RACINE POLICE DEPARTMENT.&#13;
BE AN OUTREACH&#13;
REPRESENTATIVE AT THE&#13;
COMMUNITY INFORMATION&#13;
CENTER AT REGENCY MALL.&#13;
FRI. 10-2, 2-5 OR5-8 OR SAT.1-&#13;
5 OR5-8. GREET PUBLIC,HAND&#13;
OUT INFO. AND OTHER OFFICE&#13;
DUTIES. SEE CAROL IN&#13;
VOLUNTEEROFFICE - WYLLD175.&#13;
EMERGENCY! ESL ADULT&#13;
CLASSROOM HELPER NEEDED AT&#13;
THE SPANISH CENTER IN&#13;
KENOSHA. BEGIN OCT. 7TH.&#13;
MUST KNOW HOW TO SPEAK&#13;
SPANISH. MOTIVATED STUDENTs.&#13;
FuN TOWORKWITH.SEE&#13;
CAROLINTHECAREERCENTER.&#13;
ACTMTY AIDE FOR DAY·&#13;
BREAK PROGRAM AT&#13;
WESTOSHA COMMUNITY&#13;
CENTER NEAR BRISTOL. HELP&#13;
PEOPLE WITH ALZHEIMER'S OR&#13;
RELATED DEMENTIA ON&#13;
TUESDAYS OR FRIDAYS&#13;
BETWEEN10 A.M. AND 2 P.M.&#13;
MUST BE CARING AND SENSITIVE.&#13;
SIGN UP IN VOLUNTEER&#13;
OFFICE.&#13;
Kenosha&#13;
Museum Seeks&#13;
KYF ACTIVITY COUN- Volunteers&#13;
SELOR FOR AFTER SCHOOL&#13;
PROGRAM AT ONE OF SEVEN&#13;
SCHOOLS IN THE KENOSHA&#13;
AREA. VOLUNTEER WITH ELEMENTARY&#13;
AGE CHILDREN TWO&#13;
HOURS A WEEK. HAVE DESIRE TO&#13;
HELP AND HAVE STRONG COMMUNICATION&#13;
SKILLS. POLICE&#13;
CHECKS. SIGN UP TODAY.&#13;
SPECIAL EVENTS:&#13;
TEEN ROCK CONCERT&#13;
SUPERVISORS:SAT., SEPT. 21ST&#13;
BETWEEN6:00·10:30 P.M.ATTHE&#13;
YMCA IN RACINE. INVITE A&#13;
FIUEND AND HAVE FUN.&#13;
WINSLOW SCHOOL OPEN&#13;
HOUSE IN RACINE. TuESDAY,&#13;
SEPT. 24TH FROM5:30-8:00 P.M.&#13;
HELP MAKE AND SELL POPCORN,&#13;
NACHOS, AND BU'ITONS.&#13;
SEE CAROL ENGBERG IN THE&#13;
VOLUNTEER OFFICE OR CALL&#13;
595·2011 FOR MORE INFORMA·&#13;
TION.&#13;
If you like working with people&#13;
of all ages and are interested in&#13;
providing a valuable service to&#13;
the community, then you have&#13;
the right ingredients for being a&#13;
volunteer at the Kenosha Public&#13;
Museum. Give some of your&#13;
time, talents and enthusiasm&#13;
while meeting new people,&#13;
acquiring new knowledge and&#13;
giving back to the community.&#13;
Several volunteer positions have&#13;
openings including the "Host"&#13;
program, special events volunteers,&#13;
and program presenters.&#13;
Training for the volunteers who&#13;
work with schools and other&#13;
groups at the Museum will be&#13;
held on Tuesday mornings for 8&#13;
weeks beginning September 24.&#13;
Anyone interested in volunteering&#13;
at the Kenosha Public&#13;
Museum should call Nancy&#13;
Mathews at 653-4140 Monday-&#13;
Friday 9:00 a.m. - 5:00 p.m. to&#13;
schedule an interview.&#13;
Calendar of&#13;
events&#13;
National Hispanic Heritage Month&#13;
Currently -Thursday 26 - Diverse Image&#13;
Distinct Form: Crafts from the&#13;
Collection of the Wustum Museum of&#13;
Art on display in the CART ge;tllery&#13;
open&#13;
Mon.-Thurs. 11-5 &amp; Tue.-Wed. 11-8.&#13;
Thursday 19 - Ranger meeting at 12:15,&#13;
all staff &amp; interested writers p1ease&#13;
attend! .&#13;
.Friday 20 - Parkside Student&#13;
Government Association (PSGA) meeting&#13;
at noon in CART 129.&#13;
Friday 20 - "Poetry in Music" Tribute to&#13;
the life of Chris Sandstrom at Carthage&#13;
College in the Food for Thought Cafe.&#13;
Friday 20 - Accent on Enrichment Series&#13;
"Swingle Singers" in CART Theatre at 7&#13;
p.m.&#13;
Friday 20 - Homecoming sign-up in&#13;
Union 209, Deadline tocfay!&#13;
Saturday 21 - Autumn Begins!&#13;
Tuesday 24 - Music Club meeting at&#13;
3:15 p.m. in CART 105.&#13;
Wednesday 25 - Noon Concert Series&#13;
Recital in CART D-118;Brassworks&#13;
Brass Quintet.&#13;
Wednesday 25 - S.O.c. Recruitment Fair&#13;
9 a.m. - 3 p.rn. Mainplace&#13;
Wednesday 25 - Film "Cable Guy" at&#13;
7:30 p.m. in Union Cinema&#13;
Former UW-Parkside student and' author Michael Schumacher&#13;
promoted his recently published biography on the internationally&#13;
acclaimed folksinger-activist Phil Ochs, entitled There But for&#13;
Fortune: The Life of Phil Ochs. A book signing took place at The&#13;
Little Professor Book Center, 7310 Green Bay Rd. Kenosha, on&#13;
b The 1996-97 series is as follows:&#13;
Saturday afternoon, Sept. 14th. Other biographies written y Persuasion (England, 1995) Sept, 19-22&#13;
Schumacher include Dharma Lion: A Biography of Allen The APU Trilogy (India)&#13;
Ginsberg and Crossroads: The Life and Music of Eric Pather Panchali, (1955) Oct. 10-13;&#13;
Clapton. The Kenoshan is presently writing a biography on Aparajito,(1956); Oct. 17-20; and&#13;
Francis Ford Coppola. The World of APU, (1959) Oct. 24-27&#13;
L ...J The Secret of Roan Inish (Ireland, 1994) Nov. 7-10&#13;
Adam's Rib (Russia, 1992) Nov. 21-24&#13;
Lamerica (Italy, 1995) Dec, 5-8&#13;
Antonia's Line (Netherlands, 1995) Jan.-Feb. 2&#13;
Belle de Jour (France, 1967) Feb. 13-16&#13;
The Flower of My Secret (Spain, 1995) Feb.27-March2&#13;
Vanya on 42nd Street (USA, 1994) March 13-16&#13;
Two Friends (New Zealand, 1986) April 3-6&#13;
The White Balloon (Iran, 1955) April 17-20&#13;
I Don't Want to Talk About It (Argentina, i994) May 1-4&#13;
Frankie Starlight (Ireland, 1995) May 15-18&#13;
IL Postino (Italy, 1995) May 22-25&#13;
Entertainment Book Sales&#13;
Saving money seems to be harder than ever these days. But not if you've purchased&#13;
your 1997 "Entertainment Book" through Big BrothersIBig Sisters of Greater Racine.&#13;
This coupon book is full 0£2-£or-1 discount coupons that you can really use! The coupons&#13;
are good on everything from sporting events and movies to fine dining and theater tickets.&#13;
There are also national discounts on travel, hotels, airline tickets and more! The&#13;
book makes a great Christman gift, too!&#13;
The cost of the book is $35.00. And you can recoup this in no time. For example, the&#13;
$24,00in free gas at Clark and Kwik Trip and the $12,00off at the Spinning Wheel&#13;
restaurant alone will pay for the cost of the book. Plus, your purchase through Big&#13;
Brothers/Big Sisters helps the agencyraise funds needed to match kids with adult volunteer&#13;
Big Brothers and Big Sisters.&#13;
Purchase your Entertainment Coupon Book today by calling Big BrotherslBig&#13;
Sisters at 637-7625. Big BrotherslBig Sisters is a non-profit, youth-serving organization,&#13;
and a member of Big BrotherslBig Sisters of America and Racine United Way and&#13;
the Burlington United Fund, ,&#13;
Free Blood Pressure Screenings&#13;
The American Red Cross Lakeshores Chapter offers monthly free blood pressure&#13;
screenings. Times and dates remaining in 1996 are: noon to 2:00 p.m. on the fourth&#13;
Mondayof the month, September 23, October28, and November25.&#13;
Screenings take place in the lower level classroom of the Lakeshores Chapter 4521&#13;
Taylor Ave., in Racine. No appointments are necessary. '&#13;
Definition: INTE::RNET\in-ter-net\ n [ME web fro]&#13;
~:_Away to communicate with other students while&#13;
giving the appearance of doing something productive.&#13;
. R~d Light Distnct (Se~): LINT (Music)&#13;
CHA~- (Meaningless ConversatIon) SChOlarships: (Money)&#13;
www.takeme.com&#13;
an ONLINE student cOlTlmunily&#13;
moer 19, 1996.&#13;
Foreign Fam Festival&#13;
Si.xteen err'toica Ily-acclaimed for,eigRn'b""ThfilmsS inclUding . -Th White Balloon" "Adam s I, e ecret ofRaon "PersuasIOn e 'M S t" d"Tw F'&#13;
I . h ""Be IIe' de Jour " "The Flower of y ecre an a nends'&#13;
W~IiSll,be shown as part' of the 15, th annual Foreign Film Series at the&#13;
University of Wisconsin-Parkslde.&#13;
Season ticket holders have the option of viewing the films during&#13;
one 0f r' our screenings' . Thursdays and AlFlrifdialys 'aItI b7:30 p,m"&#13;
Satur days at 8 P .m' and Sundays at 2 p.m, ms.Wk1 e shownin&#13;
h UW-P kside Union Cinema Theatre. Season tic et holders will&#13;
tbeearallowed to bring a guest to three showi.ngs at no additi onaI charge.&#13;
The series includes films from England, Russia, Italy~ India,&#13;
Spain, United States and New Zealand. Films not ill Enghsh will&#13;
have subtitles,&#13;
Featured in this year's schedule is the APU Trilogy, a work by&#13;
Ravi Shankar and restored through the efforts of the Merchant and&#13;
Ivory Foundations, The works trace the hero's life from birth to manhood.&#13;
Together the films have been hailed as one of the richest viewing&#13;
experiences in the history of cinema,&#13;
THE ILLUSTRATED BIBLE&#13;
Does God 'Tempt' Us?&#13;
....:Every perfect gift comes from above, from the Father of&#13;
the ll.glusof heaven. With him there is no variation, no piny of&#13;
passing shadows. ,.&#13;
-James 1:17&#13;
What's wron~ with thinking that occasionally God "tempts-&#13;
~ ~olest c::faith? ~~. says St. James: it is dangerous to feel&#13;
a W8Y~ . ause we risk seemg ourselves as innocent victims&#13;
of a sadistic and tormenting God. Worse yet. it gives us a&#13;
chance to show responsibility for our actions onto God's&#13;
~~o~lders. 8 sort of reverse twist on the old "Devil made me do&#13;
It Idea ', True faith involves accepting responsibility for our&#13;
own actions. Only then can we understand God's forgiveness.&#13;
Cl996 by King Fealurcs Synd.&#13;
I walk for AIDS&#13;
because I have known and&#13;
loved&#13;
.... ....,.~~~"""'(,. a gay mannus&#13;
iV 5E.A5OI.l and gay men suffer.&#13;
mosr R£AUVSTlNK!&#13;
Faculty and Students&#13;
featured in Art Walk&#13;
A University of Wisconsin-Parkside faculty member and several graduates are featured in the&#13;
Sixth Street Art Walk on Saturday, September 21, in downtown Racine.&#13;
Participating businesses, each within a short walk of each other and identified by balloons outside&#13;
their storefronts, hold a day-long open house starting at 10 a.m. with receptions for the artists or&#13;
book signings in each business starting at 6 p.m. until closing.&#13;
Parkside talent is featured at The Old Book Corner, 312 6th St. which. celebrates Racine and&#13;
Kenosha with a collection of 19th Century harbor survey maps and engravings of the cities' and&#13;
the work of Parkside professor Dennis Bayuzick and Parkside graduate Gabriela Pettit. They form&#13;
the Kenosha-based Purple Parable Press. Several other Parkside graduates are participating&#13;
including Michael Schumacher, who is now a free-lance writer, and will autograph his books on llIo&#13;
Eric Clapton and Phil Ochs.&#13;
Racine poet and Parkside English and History major, Elizabeth Katch; will autograph her latest&#13;
book appearance. Susan McIntyre, an actress who majored in Dramatic Arts at Parkside will sing&#13;
folk songs in the evening.&#13;
Other stops on the Art Walk include: Brandt's Jewelers, 207 6th St. featuring unique pottery of&#13;
Julie Schwartz whose work includes hand coiled, raku, and Native American.&#13;
Ace &amp; Bubba's Treasure Hunters, 218 6th St. features ,Joyce ottum's watercolors. Vintage&#13;
Jewelers Ltd. 403 6th St. showcases the work of six local artists: watercolors by Alice Grudzinski,&#13;
Carla Burks, Lyle Peters, Ed and Don Donowski and space art and oils by 'Ibm Hunt. Centre City,&#13;
418 6th St. offers a combined show of drawings, paintings and photography by Vincent E.&#13;
Gonzales and Denise Zingg. The Cobblestone Ltd. 415 6th St. has gathered the work of nine&#13;
artists for a special showing. Floral watercolors by Mary Bur-ant, blown glass by Dave Drewek, 3-&#13;
dimensional ceramics by Monne Haug, hand-turned wood vessels by Larry Jameson, pottery by&#13;
Kevin Pearson, handmade paper by Georgia Kroll and Helen Rusk, fiber art by Nancy Justus, and&#13;
transparent watercolors by Jean Thielen. Flowers by Walter, 503 6th St. offers a variety oflocal&#13;
artists including works by Janie Hostings, Barbara Salman, Michael Nitsch, Jean Rognlie, Arth&#13;
Grebetz, M.J. Lorentzen, Rubon Pulda, Marj Lacock and M.P. Marion.&#13;
l1omEWORK?_ SiLlD'lING? ..&#13;
liJEtL 1: Am VERY PROUD&#13;
OF~ 601\l! ".....n--,&#13;
I Walk Because ...&#13;
lam&#13;
a woman of the suburbs,&#13;
securely nestled in a row of fine&#13;
houses,&#13;
a faithful one-man woman&#13;
happily married&#13;
to an adoring one-woman man,&#13;
lovingly nurturing&#13;
two beautiful children&#13;
dressed in the latest styles&#13;
and educated in quality schools,&#13;
merrily following the current&#13;
trends&#13;
and surrounding myself&#13;
with many fine friends&#13;
who are just like me...&#13;
lam&#13;
a woman of the suburbs,&#13;
and I am&#13;
walking for AIDS.&#13;
People look at me askance&#13;
and ask me&#13;
"why?".&#13;
I tell them ...&#13;
I walk for AIDS&#13;
because Ihave known and&#13;
loved&#13;
a womanand&#13;
women suffer.&#13;
I walk Tor AIDS&#13;
because I have known and&#13;
loved&#13;
a gay manand&#13;
gay men suffer.&#13;
I walk for AIDS&#13;
because I have known and&#13;
loved&#13;
a straight manand&#13;
straigh] men suffer.&#13;
I walk for AIDS&#13;
because I have known and&#13;
loved&#13;
a teen-agerand&#13;
teen-agers suffer.&#13;
I walk for AIDS&#13;
because I have know and loved&#13;
a childand&#13;
children suffer.&#13;
I walk for AIDS'&#13;
because Ihave known and&#13;
loved&#13;
a babyand&#13;
babies suffer.&#13;
I walk for AIDS&#13;
because I have known and .&#13;
loved&#13;
a God of Love, Acceptance, and&#13;
Mercy&#13;
falsely accused of being a&#13;
god of wrath, exclusion, and&#13;
retributionand&#13;
God suffers.&#13;
I walk for AIDS&#13;
because&#13;
Death is my enemy&#13;
and the ease of suffering&#13;
is my calling-because&#13;
in reality,&#13;
lAM MORE&#13;
than just a sheltered&#13;
woman of the suburbs-&#13;
I AM AWOMAN - GAY MAN -&#13;
STRAIGHT MAN - TEENAGERCHILD&#13;
AND BABY&#13;
OF GOD&#13;
ALL ...&#13;
AND I SUFFER.&#13;
by Mary Ann Logic&#13;
Logic is co-chairing an AIDS&#13;
WALK WISCONSIN team from&#13;
St. Edward's Parish in Racine.&#13;
She is also a student at UW·&#13;
Parkside.&#13;
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"'l7Jber 19, 1996·page~&#13;
Voting&#13;
Day Is&#13;
Near:·Are&#13;
You&#13;
Ready?&#13;
Observations: What We Are Missing&#13;
arrangement I defraud you, so what. Aftekrall, tl n:e';:yd ::~:&#13;
money to make a ns y.ven ur. '&#13;
iustified my means. This attitude ends&#13;
with either a surivial of the fittest mentality&#13;
or anarchy (as in the Bible "every&#13;
man did that which seem right unto&#13;
him"). Either one is socially and morally&#13;
repugnant.&#13;
One thing that worries me about society rightC{fK.~&#13;
now is its lack of a spiritual foundation. I find that"J;&#13;
as I get older I gain ever greater solace ~om ID!!';:1t,'-&#13;
faith. Yet, if you have faith in a higher being, or 1ft,::::?:'&#13;
you belive that maybe, just maybe your existance&#13;
on earth is due to more than random chance, a&#13;
large society considers you a religious kook. Why?&#13;
Is that what we have been called on as&#13;
If you look closely, you can find some people who human beings to be? I think and hope&#13;
sense than all is not well. In the past six months I not. I would rather live a life that counts&#13;
.have noted that Georgie Ann Gyer, Ellen for something more. I would like to see&#13;
Goodman, George WIn and a handful of othe~s one of our politicians sink the money,&#13;
have bemoaned the lack of spiritual guideposts In time and resources into making the&#13;
society. New York Times columnist Maureen u~ban hellholes of this nation's cities liv-&#13;
Dowd has written several pieces recently wonder- . able. My God, if we can go to the moon&#13;
mg about where this nation is heading and if some- C.J. Nelson, Columnist we can sure as hell find where to fix this&#13;
thing is missing. open and oozing wound. Nuts to a 15 percent tax cut. or how&#13;
wonderful Bill Clinton is.&#13;
Aperson's existence is about more than just how much power&#13;
he can amass. Bill Clinton says he feels our pain, yet to quote&#13;
the Bible yet again "a double-minded man is unstable in all&#13;
things, who can trust him?" The Bible also talks about a&#13;
nation's shame in how it treats its downtrodden. It exaults a&#13;
leader of quality and integrity. This is more than just rel~gious&#13;
zealotry. Maybe if we as a nation had not gone on a sel~-lndulgent&#13;
binge for the last thirty years, we .would not b~ reaping the&#13;
seeds that we have sown to the whirlwind. There IS a good and&#13;
necessary place for spirtuality in the nation. It is a salt that s~asones&#13;
society. Without it we lose our flavor and our way. Think&#13;
about it. Talk to you next week.&#13;
Arecent poll shows that most members of the baby boom generation&#13;
seem to have what best can be described as a blase attitude&#13;
concerning drugs and their childrens' use thereof. Actually&#13;
I'm not surprised the Boomer generation is one of the most self&#13;
-centered generation in this nation's history. Instant gr~tifi~ation&#13;
and situational ethics are all that seems to count. Fidelity&#13;
__to a mate, honesty and integrity in ones' business dealings, or&#13;
keeping ones words are all relative. Lie and cheat all you want&#13;
as long as you mean welL&#13;
This nation cannot help but suffer in an era of rampant relativism.&#13;
If all things are only relative, then the following logic&#13;
applies. You give me money to invest for you. If during this&#13;
Maria's Melange: It's Nice To Be&#13;
VVoman&#13;
When does a woman 'become&#13;
woman?&#13;
Is it when her young body shows the&#13;
first signs of reproductive growth? Has&#13;
she become a woman then? Or what&#13;
about when she has her first menstrual&#13;
cycle? Does she qualify at THAT point?&#13;
Is she a woman when her hips decide to&#13;
curve and her breasts make their presence&#13;
known? How about when she turns&#13;
eighteen? Isn't that supposed to signify&#13;
adulthood? Maybe when she's had her&#13;
first love or her first sexual encounter?&#13;
. Is that when it happens? Surely she is&#13;
woman when she weds. Or is she? Of&#13;
course, only a woman can give birth to&#13;
children, but is that true? WIlen does a&#13;
woman reach a place that is called&#13;
"woman?" When does she know, when&#13;
does she feel it?&#13;
When I was sixteen, I had a body&#13;
that told me and the world, I was&#13;
woman. I was reckless, careless and had&#13;
no clue ...but I thought I did. When I was&#13;
eighteen, I was very proud to say, "I'm&#13;
eighteen," because then, everyone would&#13;
know I was woman. I was anxious, inexperienced&#13;
and had no clue ...but .{&#13;
thought I did. When I was twenty-one&#13;
and had perfected the art of saying "yes"&#13;
to men and "no" to myself, I thought I&#13;
was in charge, I thought I was woman.&#13;
When I was twenty-three and I took&#13;
someone else's name and lost my own, I&#13;
felt certain that that rite of passage&#13;
made me woman. But again, I was&#13;
wrong. When I was twenty-four, I would&#13;
trip over myself trying to please my husband,&#13;
my neighbors, my family and&#13;
friends. Wben I was twenty-five and my&#13;
husband took me from my childhood&#13;
roots in Florida and brought me to&#13;
Wisconsin, I thought, "Only a woman&#13;
would support her husband's decision to&#13;
move, putting up no fuss and lending me&#13;
no opinion," but that wasn't true. When I&#13;
was twenty-seven and knew how to cook&#13;
a gourmet meal for a dinner party of&#13;
twelve, sew a button on a shirt in two&#13;
minutes flat, do one month's worth of&#13;
grocery shopping in under one hour and&#13;
with only one hundred dollars then proceed&#13;
to the bedroom for another of life's&#13;
rituals with my husband, I thought I&#13;
was woman, but I was wrong. When I&#13;
was twenty-eight and learned how to&#13;
perfect a fake smile, sexual gratification&#13;
and interest in what others were saying,&#13;
it hit me. I knew something was off; I&#13;
knew my supposed "womaness" had&#13;
NEVER been in place. I turned inward.&#13;
All of a sudden, I started realizing that&#13;
my fantasy of what was woman had been&#13;
imposed on me by family, friends,&#13;
strangers and society's view of my gender&#13;
roles. That's when my true self&#13;
began emerging. I began listening to my&#13;
own voice instead of everyone else's. I&#13;
started asking myself, "What do YOU&#13;
think, Maria?" I began looking at my&#13;
relationships, all my relationships, differently.&#13;
As a result, I lost many friends,&#13;
family members and parts of my marriage.&#13;
It turns out, they didn't want to&#13;
know someone who had a mind of her&#13;
own, who didn't care to ask permission&#13;
anymore. I had surrounded myself with&#13;
people who loved me as long as I was&#13;
tending to them and not myself. I guess&#13;
that's what I was taught: a woman takes&#13;
care of the home, the husband. the&#13;
housework. ..but not herself. What a terrible&#13;
lesson.&#13;
In a few weeks I'll be thirty. And,&#13;
although I see perky, young "girls" walking&#13;
to and fro about the campus, I must&#13;
smile ...because I see that they think they&#13;
have all the answers ...but they don't.&#13;
Students who are interested&#13;
in voting in the Nov. 5 election&#13;
can register at the polls on&#13;
Election Day. Students who live&#13;
in the University of Wisconsin-&#13;
Parks ide residence halls can&#13;
vote at the Somer's Fire Station&#13;
Number 2, 818 12th St. Ynu&#13;
must provide appropriate identification&#13;
(e.g. driver's license)&#13;
and proof of residency (e.g. a&#13;
utility bill with current&#13;
address). Qualified student voters&#13;
can cast their votes in the&#13;
Nov. 5 election for both national&#13;
(President and&#13;
Congress persons) and state candidates&#13;
(state senators, state&#13;
representatives, etc.), Any student&#13;
who is a U.S. citizen and at&#13;
least eighteen years of age but&#13;
who won't have ten days of residency&#13;
by Nov. 5 can still vote in&#13;
the presidential election, but&#13;
must sign an oath that he/she&#13;
hasn't voted in another voting&#13;
district in this election and can&#13;
only vote for President.&#13;
I smile because I finally know&#13;
how to give myself what I need&#13;
and know how to say. "to hell&#13;
with everyone else." I'm no&#13;
longer caught up in what society&#13;
thinks I should be doing.&#13;
Society hands out poor lessons&#13;
all the time. I don't take orders&#13;
from people anymore and even&#13;
find myself giving them from&#13;
time to time. I've given all of&#13;
my loved ones ultimatums, not&#13;
because I'm a bitch, but&#13;
because I'm done being a doormat.&#13;
They've all receded. I've&#13;
learned how to truly laugh hard&#13;
and feel it throughout my body&#13;
and into my soul, I've come to&#13;
appreciate the notion of a tender&#13;
kiss as opposed to a night of&#13;
sex with someone named&#13;
"Louie." I enjoy waking up and&#13;
doing exactly the opposite of&#13;
what it was I'd planned to do&#13;
that day. I don't cry over everything&#13;
anymore; I just move on.&#13;
Instead of trying to convince&#13;
people to see my views, I simply&#13;
voice my opinion and walk&#13;
... Maria's Melange,&#13;
cont. on page 11&#13;
--&#13;
.Scott Malik&#13;
Entertainment Editor&#13;
I was at a party with my&#13;
ex (she wasn't my ex at the&#13;
time, but it was shortly after&#13;
this most wonderful incident&#13;
that she became my ex), and&#13;
we both had a little too much&#13;
to drink. It wasn't long before&#13;
I got accused of everything&#13;
under the sun from wanting&#13;
to sleep with a girl at the&#13;
party to being a big asshole to&#13;
being the one on the grassy&#13;
knoll in Dallas. The thing&#13;
about this particular fight,&#13;
however, is that it wasn't&#13;
between my girlfriend and I.&#13;
We had a crowd of many.&#13;
Someof whom could be heard&#13;
scalping front row seats and&#13;
selling binoculars to those&#13;
unfortunate enough to have&#13;
arrived late.&#13;
Many of you female readers&#13;
will probably say I&#13;
deserved it because I flirted or&#13;
something. (I didn't.) Many of&#13;
my faithful, football-watch-&#13;
He Said, She Said:&#13;
Fighting in Public&#13;
ing, beer-drinking-and-fartin&#13;
g- 0 n -the -c 0 lie h-e n - a-&#13;
Sunday-afternoon manly&#13;
Army supporters will say I&#13;
should have left her there.&#13;
Well, that's what I did. But&#13;
then as I crawled into bed&#13;
something hit me: I was going&#13;
to remember this and she,&#13;
most likely, wouldn't. And it&#13;
was to be my ass if she woke&#13;
up in someone's backyard. So&#13;
I went back and got her and&#13;
she was only more smashed.&#13;
Kids, that was myexperience&#13;
with public hostility and&#13;
it was not good. I can't say it&#13;
is the most comfortable thing&#13;
on Earth. It is difficult to&#13;
watch people scream at each&#13;
other and reveal secrets about&#13;
how the other shaves his (or&#13;
her) back. She throws anything&#13;
within reach at you and&#13;
you have to act like a goalie&#13;
for a hockey team and dodge&#13;
for your life! Keep your cool,&#13;
guys. After all, there are only&#13;
so many things she can whip&#13;
at you at light speed that you&#13;
can't see coming as long as&#13;
you keep a safe distance.&#13;
And then again, from the&#13;
other side, when you are so&#13;
angry with your loved one&#13;
that you just want to deal&#13;
with it NOW you don't really&#13;
care if your mother was there.&#13;
And if anyone cares to contradict&#13;
that, well then you have&#13;
never been that angry.&#13;
Seriously, with great&#13;
anger comes great love. Only&#13;
those closest to us have the&#13;
ability to get-to us that strongly.&#13;
That's the thought to hold&#13;
on to when you can't look her&#13;
in the eyes. Remember how&#13;
much she means to you and&#13;
think of the first time you&#13;
ever saw her. Just love her.&#13;
• Morgan Harcey&#13;
Ranger Columnist&#13;
Here's the scenario. You're out&#13;
with a bunch of your friends when&#13;
two of them, who happen to be dating,&#13;
start to fight. I don't mean to&#13;
have an "argument" or to "quarrel."&#13;
I mean knock 'em down, ring&#13;
the bell for the next round type of&#13;
fight. As a friend, there is nothing&#13;
more uncomfortable than having&#13;
to listen to it. Especially if one or&#13;
both of them start looking to you&#13;
for answers, approvals, or anything&#13;
else. The worst is when to&#13;
step in; or if you should step in at&#13;
aiL&#13;
What I want to know is, why is&#13;
it a necessity for the couple to start&#13;
fighting right there in public? I&#13;
know, some of you might say, "If I&#13;
have something to say, I am going&#13;
to say it and I don't care who's&#13;
around!" First off, nobody likes to&#13;
hear two friends fight. No, I take&#13;
that back. Nobody likes to hear&#13;
anyone fight. Ninety-nine percent&#13;
of tbe people I know feel on edge&#13;
when they hear someone arguing&#13;
and feel even worse when it happens&#13;
between two friends. Unless&#13;
the fighting becomes a weekly ceremony;&#13;
in that case, I would have&#13;
to suggest blowtorch the chain&#13;
because after awhile it gets a little&#13;
dull. Plus, it must get a little&#13;
embarassing when you hear your&#13;
friends tell people, "They always&#13;
fight like that." Second, you could&#13;
risk friendships by trying to get&#13;
other friends involved. Example, a&#13;
situation where you normally hear&#13;
something like this: "Rick said ......"&#13;
or "Tiffany says ....". Who really&#13;
appreciates that?&#13;
Lastly, I don't know one couple&#13;
whom have quietly gone off to be in&#13;
private to fight. Not one couple has&#13;
ever .stepped away to go yell in&#13;
their. car. It's almost like a fight&#13;
would not be the same without&#13;
your friends around. Has anyone&#13;
wondered if fights are less dramatic&#13;
when there is no one around to&#13;
witness it? It is like watching some&#13;
sick contest that no one wants to&#13;
lose. He cuts her down to make&#13;
himself look macho. She does the&#13;
same. She loses her emotional control.&#13;
He manipulates her without&#13;
remorse. "(This does not mean&#13;
there are no women out there who&#13;
manipulate. I've seen some true&#13;
goddesses.)&#13;
In closing, I'd like to suggest&#13;
that if you and your beau tend to&#13;
have a lot of boxing matches that&#13;
you consider your friends. Maybe&#13;
wait until later to fight or if you&#13;
can't hold it in, vacate the preraises.&#13;
Don't ruin everyone else's good&#13;
time. For friends, I would say next&#13;
time a couple, whom just happen&#13;
to be your friends, get into a kick&#13;
boxing match, just tum around,&#13;
and walk away. They should have&#13;
the courtesy not to make everyone&#13;
else uncomfortable.&#13;
Maria's Melange cont.&#13;
from page I 0 _&#13;
away. I examine people more closely&#13;
now and am not afraid to tell&#13;
someone what I think about them&#13;
or anything else. I can still cook,&#13;
but now I don't feel like my acceptance&#13;
into the world of 'womaness"&#13;
requires me to do so. I enjoy conversation&#13;
more now than ever before.&#13;
When I was twenty-one, I didn't&#13;
know how to listen or how to be&#13;
heard. I'm much more sensual now&#13;
and allow myself to feel sexy and&#13;
see that it is not naughty, just&#13;
woman. I know what I like, what I&#13;
don't like and won't accept anything&#13;
less. I'm selfish now, but still&#13;
enjoy giving. I wear what I want,&#13;
do what I want, go where I' want&#13;
and' although I tell some where I'm&#13;
headed, I don't feel as though I'm&#13;
seeking approval from anyone to go&#13;
there. I like getting in the faces of&#13;
people who challenge me; they&#13;
never expect it from a "woman." I&#13;
enjoy showing them that I have, in&#13;
addition to breasts, a mind of my&#13;
own. I am happy to go places by&#13;
myself now, I don't need a man. I&#13;
just happen to choose to be with&#13;
one. All of a sudden, I have choices.&#13;
I feel like I've been liberated from&#13;
my enslaved gender- roles. I choose&#13;
to be what I want, I don't just&#13;
blindly do it because of society. It's&#13;
nice to finally inderstanf myself.&#13;
It's nice to HAVEand MAKE choices.&#13;
It's nice to be woman.&#13;
Get Your Butt Out&#13;
There and Vote!&#13;
-Corey Mandley&#13;
Ranger Columnist&#13;
. Well it's about that time&#13;
for all Americans over the age&#13;
of eighteen to use a powerful&#13;
tool that shapes our society.&#13;
That's right: it's time to vote.&#13;
Now I know what you're&#13;
thinking ."1 don't need to vote,&#13;
what can one stupid vote do?"&#13;
Now, imagine if over 20 million&#13;
Americans took that same attitude&#13;
of "my vote doesn't matter".&#13;
Well, it does happen and&#13;
usually. future generations&#13;
usually end up paying the&#13;
price for such carelessness.&#13;
t Let's look to the past and&#13;
see how much voting meant to&#13;
people. Being of African&#13;
descent, I take voting very&#13;
seriously. My people fought&#13;
since the times of slavery to&#13;
have the right to vote. African&#13;
Americans were beaten and&#13;
even killed in order to be&#13;
d'enied the privilege of voting.&#13;
Ask yourself this question.t'Ia&#13;
the right to vote really worth&#13;
dying over?" It amazes me that&#13;
even after the 1965 Voting&#13;
Rights Act which stated that&#13;
"sex nor race will not have the&#13;
effect of denying or abridging&#13;
the right to vote," I find it very&#13;
hard to believe that even after&#13;
all the hard work and devotion&#13;
that people of all colors put&#13;
into the struggle for the right&#13;
to vote, many today just don't&#13;
care.&#13;
In the present ,voting is a&#13;
very powerful instrument from&#13;
which people can be heard.&#13;
More than ever people need to&#13;
'wake up and look at what our&#13;
nation is facing. There are&#13;
many issues of concerns that&#13;
everyone must face. Welfare&#13;
reform is a hot button issue.&#13;
Many believe that everyone&#13;
should' work in order to survive.&#13;
But others feel that in&#13;
order to dismantle welfare&#13;
there has to be real job opportunities&#13;
after welfare is gone&#13;
or else thousands of children&#13;
will go even deeper into poverty.&#13;
Education cutbacks is a definite&#13;
major in today's politics.&#13;
If more federal cutback laws&#13;
on education are passed, will -&#13;
that be denying a college education&#13;
to teens who cannot&#13;
afford it? Or will such cutbacks&#13;
help reduce Americas already&#13;
tremendous deficit. If you&#13;
don't use your vote on key&#13;
issues such as these .then you&#13;
don't really give a damn what&#13;
happens to the children of the&#13;
future.&#13;
We, as young people, need&#13;
to wake up and smell the coffee.&#13;
If we don't speak our&#13;
minds by using our votes then&#13;
our future looks very gloomy.&#13;
Think about it . Twenty years&#13;
from now our generation will,&#13;
be running this country. If we&#13;
don't intervene with the times&#13;
now at hand then .we are giving&#13;
up on our future. We desperately&#13;
need to stand as one&#13;
as say "We shall control our&#13;
own destinies." In order to&#13;
make this country better we&#13;
have to use our right to vote.&#13;
But in order to use our vote we&#13;
must first register to vote. If&#13;
you don't know how, go to a&#13;
post office and find out how.&#13;
Also, in order to vote you&#13;
should familiarize yourself&#13;
with the issues at hand today,&#13;
If we can get the vote out then&#13;
our voice will be heard. We&#13;
must remember that the&#13;
power in this country is in the&#13;
hands of those who learn how&#13;
to use the system.&#13;
I&#13;
Alternativ•e&#13;
or Individual?&#13;
Amy L. Stindt&#13;
P. ,~nr (',.,1 .&#13;
What is "alternative?" Is it something that defies all "normalcy"&#13;
and enters a style that attracts the, dare I say it&#13;
Freaks? Or is it teenyboppers trying to be so different and&#13;
individ~alistic that, well, they're all the same? I don't know,&#13;
though I wish I did. I always cringed an,d still do whe? someone&#13;
labels me alternative by saying "Youd like him, he s alternative!"&#13;
So? What are the qualifications of this soul? Am I&#13;
alternative because I have my nose pierced and only shop at&#13;
used clothing stores with vintage clothing? Or am I ju~t economically&#13;
smart (minus the $35 I spent for the hole m my&#13;
nose?) ,&#13;
Now that basically every single person has, or doesn t&#13;
have a tatoo branded on them, I guess everyone has made an&#13;
attempt to enter the freakish world of alternativism.&#13;
If alternative has become so mainstream please, I beg of you,&#13;
refrain from titleing me that. However, I'll still keep buying&#13;
the nose rings and shopping for outfits under $10 that's just&#13;
me. It isn't a label I want to be categorized under. It's a personal&#13;
statement.&#13;
Sick of those endless one-liners and mind games? ADVEKTUROUS FEIIALB KEW TO AREA&#13;
Q: Tired of playing "bored"games every Friday nite? SWF, 21, 5'7", athletic, SSM, 22, 6'1", hope-&#13;
Want to find your dream date or just a friend? social drinker. seeking M less romantic, hand-&#13;
A: CU!7EJI rDJletp;I;! 20-25 who loves to some, seeking lady 20-&#13;
dance, qUality time, and 30 mature, outgoing,&#13;
sense of humor a plus! and friendship first.&#13;
There are an estimated 5,000 students who attend UW-Parkside every semester. Now is your chance to&#13;
finally meet some of them. This opportunity is only offered to current Parkside students and will operate&#13;
totally in private! How? If you have an e-mail account, your already half way in finding your ideal date&#13;
or a friend. All you have to do is fill out an application and pay a small processing fee for the entire semesterl&#13;
This service will continue as long as there are students at Parkside. Ranger Ne",. will not be responsible&#13;
for any actions, nor personal issues that may arise among CREATE A DATEI subscribers.&#13;
TO APPLY, TAKE A WALK OVER TO THE RANGER NEWS OFFICE (D-139C&#13;
WYLLIE HALL) AND FILL OUT AN APPLICATION TODAY SO YOU COULD&#13;
POSSIBILY TAKE A ROMANTIC MIDNIGHT STROLL THIS EVENINGI&#13;
-&#13;
"Let US find that w.et:itll someone for YOU!"&#13;
one's interests.&#13;
- Check out one of the many social events around campus, such as dances and&#13;
movies in the campus theater.&#13;
- Take a stroll through many of the trails at neighboring "Pet's Park" and check&#13;
out your favorite tree. ' .&#13;
- Join the Ranger Newspaper Staff ...we are always looking for help.&#13;
- Head down to main place and catch up with your friends while joining the&#13;
famous spectator sport of people watching.&#13;
- Check out one of the outstanding Noon Concerts at CART D-IBB. There are&#13;
guest performances as well as those from people right here at UWP. The concerts&#13;
last one hour so you can always make it to your one o'clock class. Please&#13;
no food or drinks allowed.&#13;
- Join one of the many intramural sports teams here at parkside. For more&#13;
info check out the bulletin board just as you come up the steps from the&#13;
union parking lot. -&#13;
- Go out to your car between classes and pretend to leave. Then go back in to&#13;
class. You are sure to be entertained!&#13;
- Support your classmates and your school by attending a sporting .event on&#13;
campus. Parkside has some exciting Men's and Woman's teams this year!&#13;
Whatever you do this semester, be sure to take just a little time to&#13;
get involved on campus and have a little fun, just make sure you get a little&#13;
studying done on the side.&#13;
Geology Students Explore&#13;
the Grand Canyon&#13;
-Amanda Bulgrin&#13;
Assistant News Editor&#13;
Students in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside's GEOL 0370/0570 course (Field Studies in&#13;
Regional Geology) took a trip to the Grand Canyon this summer. Led by Dr. Gerald Fowler, professor&#13;
of Geology, the trip's aim was to extend beyond the classroom learning experience.&#13;
Before the trip began, students were required to write a paper that was turned into a booklet&#13;
and followed throughout the trip. There was also a workbook to be completed in order to receive&#13;
the three credits.&#13;
The group left on June 15 and headed out on the highway for two weeks of geological education.&#13;
Along the way to the Grand Canyon the explorers made educational stops at museums and&#13;
campgrounds to enhance their learning. After four days of travel the group arrived at the Grand&#13;
Canyon.&#13;
Allison Barta, a geology major, was in awe of the size and age of the canyon upon first sight.&#13;
"1 was completely awestruck," Barta said with excitement, "The fishnu schist was my favorite&#13;
part; it. was all shinney. I got to walk on a lava flow. we saw rocks with images carved into them,&#13;
and it was so huge and old!"&#13;
Jack Miles enjoyed being away from civilization.&#13;
"We spent days in the canyon without being bothered by phones and other people," Miles stated.&#13;
"The climb out was the hardest part," claimed Barta, "But then when you got back up to the&#13;
top, you just looked down and thought 'I can't believe that I was down there."&#13;
What Liz Bienemann took out of the experience was that she could succeed at anything she set&#13;
her mind to.&#13;
"Yourealize that you can get by on your own," Bienemann said. "You drive yourself to do things&#13;
that you didn't think were possible. It&#13;
After their exploration of the Grand Canyon the group headed back home, making more educational&#13;
stops while discussing geology along the way.&#13;
Bienemann added, "Dr. Fowler did a terrific job; he took the time to lead the students, and for&#13;
that I thank him."&#13;
School Daze&#13;
-Aaron Kapellusch&#13;
Ranger Reporter&#13;
By now you have been rudely awakened by the reality that you can't sleep&#13;
until 1 o'clock in the afternoon, but instead you must get up at the crack of&#13;
dawn to make it to your 8 o'clock class. Yes, those lazy, hazy summer days of&#13;
fun and sun are just about as long gone as your savings account is after paying&#13;
tuition and buying books.&#13;
Now it's time to buckle down and hit the books for another semester.&#13;
Whether you are an incoming freshman just starting your college career or ~n&#13;
old pro who has been here for a while. getting back into the groove of school IS&#13;
never easy. But there is hope. With those long hours of studying and reading,&#13;
you deserve to have some fun.&#13;
There are many things on campus to do to take your mind off o~homework.&#13;
Some are blatantly obvious, like the Rec Center under the Umon Square.&#13;
There are countless other things to do on campus to help maintain a healthy&#13;
balance of school and recreation. Here is just a small list of things you can do&#13;
around campus to make your Parkside experience a gr~at one! . . .&#13;
- Keep in touch with your' friends around the world with E-maIl.ItI~ quick,&#13;
easy, and costs about 32 cents less than a stamp. (Just beware ...usmg the&#13;
internet can become very addictiye!) .&#13;
• Join one of the various clubs on campus, there is just about one to meet every&#13;
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the road&#13;
-Tim Gaiser&#13;
Staff Reporter&#13;
The University of Wisconsin-Parks ide volleyball team completed its third week of competition&#13;
with two Great Lakes Conference matches on the road versus Quincy University Friday&#13;
September 13 and University of Missouri-St. Louis on Saturday. Quincy opened up against&#13;
the visiting Rangers by playing stingy defense and committing few errors, taking the lead in&#13;
game one 8-13, but the host squad wasn't able to sustain the offensive onslaught by the&#13;
Parkside squad and succumbed to V.W.P. 15-13. The Eagles never regained their composure&#13;
and Parkside routed the brown and gold in the next two games by scores of 15-9 and 15-8,&#13;
Junior outside hitter Leigh Eckert led the way for the Rangers tallying 16 kills. Saturday saw&#13;
UW-Parkside take on regionally ranked (#4) University of Missouri-St. Louis. The home team&#13;
was keyed up for the match and in game one disposed of the Rangers easily by a score of 6-&#13;
15. Game two saw a much more relaxed and confident Parkside team take the floor. The&#13;
Rangers held their own in game two siding out easily with U.M.S.L. until at 10-10, St. Louis&#13;
pulled away and took game 2 by a score of 10-15. Game three was more of the same, intense&#13;
volleyball by both teams. Parkside again had a chance to take the game and reestablish themselves,&#13;
but the home team came away with a hard fought win 14-16. Parkside is now 5-5 on&#13;
the season and 1-1 in Great Lakes Conference play. The Rangers next two matches are home&#13;
versus Southern Illinois-Edwardsville on Friday September 20 at 7 pm and Saturday&#13;
September 21 at 1 pm versus University of Indianapolis.&#13;
The Time is NOW for&#13;
Men's C.C.&#13;
-Brian Borkowski&#13;
Ranger Reporter&#13;
•&#13;
It's time for recognition. The men's team is looking stronger than ever this year. This past&#13;
Saturday, the Running rangers took its young squad to the North Central Invitational. The&#13;
men placed 4th out of 15 teams. Redshirt Freshman Marshall Donnerbauer was the top finisher&#13;
for the Rangers with an 8km time of 25:40 and an 8th place finish (four of the finishers&#13;
ahead of Donnerbauer were non-collegians). Sophomore Bernie Radobicky ran a personal best&#13;
26:10 and finished 15th.&#13;
"It was a strong showing by our team, but we were a little spread out. Hopefully next we&#13;
can group it together and work off each other," said co-captain Andy Sarnow.&#13;
The Rangers will be at home on Saturday for the 18th annual Midwest Collegiate Open.&#13;
Rangers Top Seven:&#13;
8. Marshall Donnerbauer&#13;
15. Bernie Radobic&#13;
21. Andy Sarnow&#13;
28. Dave Sheriff&#13;
35. Nate Vseling&#13;
37. Brian Borkowski&#13;
41. Chris Hill&#13;
42. Shawn Burwell&#13;
25:40&#13;
26:10&#13;
26:40&#13;
26:54&#13;
27:16&#13;
27:20&#13;
27:35&#13;
27:37&#13;
Golf takes 2nd&#13;
at St. Joe Invite&#13;
oBrent Heit&#13;
Staff Reporter&#13;
The University of&#13;
Wisconsin-Parkside golf team&#13;
got their season underway&#13;
Sept. 7 at the St. Joseph&#13;
Invitational with a secondplace&#13;
finish in the nine-team&#13;
meet in Indianapolis. The&#13;
only team to better the&#13;
Rangers was Indianapolis&#13;
University, who placed 10th&#13;
in the NCAA National tournament&#13;
last year, with a oneunder&#13;
par score of 287.&#13;
Indianapolis player Kensey&#13;
Snyder was medalist with a&#13;
two-under par round of 70.&#13;
Brent Heit, of River&#13;
Falls, led the Rangers with a&#13;
73, which put him fourth&#13;
overall. Rob Warmouth, of&#13;
Kenosha, followed with a 74.&#13;
Jason Vanacker, of Crystal&#13;
Lake (Ill.), fired 75. Tom&#13;
Gentz, of Beaver Dam,&#13;
rounded out the play sixcount&#13;
four scores format with&#13;
a 79, for a team total score of&#13;
301. Junior Brad Evans, of&#13;
Kenosha, has seen better&#13;
days and finished with an 81,&#13;
and Scott Anthes, of Portage,&#13;
was off his game and limped&#13;
in with an 84.&#13;
The Rangers beat Great&#13;
Lakes Valley Conference&#13;
rivals Southern Indiana&#13;
(303), Missouri-St. Louis&#13;
(303), St. Joseph's (305), and&#13;
Lewis (313), as well as&#13;
Division I schools Butler&#13;
(311), Bethel (310), and St.&#13;
Francis (320).&#13;
The Ranger's "Bcteam"&#13;
tied St. Francis at 320. They&#13;
were led by freshman Steve&#13;
Anthes, of Portage, who&#13;
blazed a 75. Dan Baron, of&#13;
Aurora, finidhed with 78.&#13;
On Sept. 8 and 9, the&#13;
Rangers played at the&#13;
Winona Country Club, the&#13;
seventh most difficult course&#13;
in Minnesota, in the Winona&#13;
State Invitational. The&#13;
Ranger golf team tied for first&#13;
with Eau Claire with a 36-&#13;
hole team total of 633.&#13;
Rob Warmouth continued&#13;
his good play with 77-76&#13;
(153), which put him thrid&#13;
overall.&#13;
In fourth place overall was&#13;
Brent Heit with 77-77 (154).&#13;
Jason Vanacker was twelth&#13;
overall with 80-81 (161).&#13;
Scott Anthes shot 79-88 (167)&#13;
and his brother Steve shot&#13;
78-89 (167).&#13;
Jason Phillips of Winona&#13;
State was medalist with 72-&#13;
78 (150).&#13;
Other team scores were:&#13;
Winona State-639,&#13;
Concordia-658, Milwaukee&#13;
School of Engineering&#13;
(MSOE)-662, St. Mary's&#13;
(Minn.)-663, and Edgewood&#13;
(Wis.)-761.&#13;
The UW-Parkside team&#13;
has a strong ll-man roster&#13;
that includes, other than&#13;
those already mentioned:&#13;
John McCabe, Sheboyagen&#13;
Falls; Tim Dickison, Oak&#13;
Creek; and Brian Spindler,&#13;
Bartlett (Ill.).&#13;
The team aiso has a&#13;
group of redshirts, including:&#13;
Mike Meizen, Franklin;&#13;
Jason Skiera, Milwaukee;&#13;
Eric Scheible, Plymouth; Carl&#13;
Laehr, Racine; Derek&#13;
Anzalone, Racine; and Bob&#13;
Woodward, Racine.&#13;
The team is looking to&#13;
improve its 54-43-1 record of&#13;
last year which put them in&#13;
seventh overall in the Great&#13;
Lake Valley Conference, and&#13;
twelfth overall in District IV.&#13;
The road won't be easy, but&#13;
under the direction of secondyear&#13;
coach Walt Shirer, the&#13;
team is very optimistic.&#13;
On Sept. 16 the team will&#13;
travel to the DuPage Classic.&#13;
On Sept. 21-23, the team will&#13;
be at the Fall District IV&#13;
Tournament in Grand Valley,&#13;
Mich. In October, the golfers&#13;
will take part in the Great&#13;
Lakes Valley Conference&#13;
Championship at Purdue&#13;
University.&#13;
•&#13;
Cross Country at Their&#13;
Best&#13;
eMargaret Ditchbum&#13;
Ranger Reporter&#13;
The University of Wisconsin -Parkside&#13;
women's cross-country team ran solid at their&#13;
first race of the season Saturday. The flat&#13;
courseat UW-Oshkosh allowed many of the&#13;
girls to run their best time ever. which is a&#13;
great way to start off the season. Parkside&#13;
placed second out of the three schools that ran&#13;
with 51 points. UW-Oshkosh won the meet&#13;
with 17 points. UW-Oshkosh is ranked the&#13;
number one team in Division III and ran well.&#13;
HopeCollege trailed with 74 points.&#13;
5. Pam Tucker" 18:46&#13;
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bases and hit over 20 home runs in one&#13;
season:&#13;
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E. Davis, Reds '86 . SO 2"1hil&#13;
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15. Amy Haines 19:25&#13;
17. Lisa Schaich* 19:30&#13;
19. Lisa Lewis 19:31&#13;
33. Jodi Wiersbicki* 20:21&#13;
*Best time ever&#13;
Coach Mike DeWitt said that the flat course&#13;
had 27 turns and allowed for good times and a&#13;
strong effort by the entire team. "It was a good&#13;
early season meet." Jamie Roberts (266) was 36th at&#13;
UW-Oshkosh&#13;
VVomen's Soccer bows to&#13;
Southern Indiana&#13;
ranked University of Southern Illinois, who&#13;
topped Parkside 1-0. Goalkeeper Shelley Davis&#13;
had an outstanding performance, saving many&#13;
hard-driven shots by the Illinois attackers.&#13;
"SlUE is an excellent team and they knQlV&#13;
how to score," said UW-Parkside head coach&#13;
Oscar Suman, "Weheld them defensively, but we&#13;
just didn't keep their defensebusy enough."&#13;
Prior to the two losses, the team had better&#13;
luck earlier in the week against Rebert Morris&#13;
College, with a 7-0 victory. Goals were scored by&#13;
Melissa Lieb, Jennifer Ross, Nana Torres, Tracy&#13;
Rosiak, Natalie Weber, and Jeanette Claude.&#13;
The Rangers are looking forward to two tough&#13;
conference games this weekend, both at noon at&#13;
the Wood Road SoccerField.&#13;
Tracy Rosiak&#13;
Ranger Reporter&#13;
It was an appropriate weekend for bad luck,&#13;
and the Parkside Women's Soccer Team experienced&#13;
it. On Saturday, the University of&#13;
Southern Indiana handed them a 2-0 loss.&#13;
Parkside was outplayed in the first half, but&#13;
came back strong in the second half.&#13;
Unfortunately, they came up empty-handed.&#13;
With key defensive players Angie Moulton, Erin&#13;
Miller, and Jeanette Claude fighting-injuries, the.&#13;
newest members of the team were expected to fill&#13;
the veterans' roles.&#13;
Sunday's -game was against nationally-&#13;
Men's Soccer trounce Trin ity; Trip against Truman&#13;
the second half. Parkside outshot the Bullgdogs 10-7 in the second half and knotted&#13;
the game at one on a goal by Jason Zitzke at 54:55. Parkside was clearing the ball&#13;
down the left side, off the flank, some 28 yards out from the goal. Zitzke battled for&#13;
the ball and caught the Truman State goal keeper off his line. The keeper could only&#13;
watch as the ball was placed beautifully in the back of the net. However, Parkside's&#13;
celebration was short-lived as four minutes later the Bulldogs capitalized on a Ranger&#13;
defensive lapse and increased their lead 2-1. With about twenty minutes left in the&#13;
game, UWP turned up the offensive pressure but-couldn't find the net. The final&#13;
score was Truman State Bulldogs 2 and your Parkside Rangers 1.&#13;
A special thanks goes out to all the fans and their support that were at the&#13;
game. Hopefully you will continue your support. Come and see the team bounce&#13;
back as they take on conference rivals Lewis University on Friday,September 20, at&#13;
4:30 p.m. and St. Joeseph's College on Sunday,September 22, at 2:00 p.m. at the&#13;
Wood Road Soccer Field.&#13;
by Craig Posselt&#13;
Ranger Reporter&#13;
Last Saturday, the men's soccer team defeated Trinity University by a score&#13;
of 9-0. The score had resembled the scores of the team's other two matches as well,&#13;
5-1 against the University of Missouri-R~lIa and 12-0 against Lakeland University.&#13;
The Rangers have pretty much had their way with their opponents in the past three&#13;
9amesbut would soon discover why Truman State University is a formidable Division&#13;
II opponent. The Bulldogs and Rangers began at a blistering pace. Parkside&#13;
seemedto have the edge by dominating the shots on goal and corner kicks, as well&#13;
as fan support. Then, about ten minutes before halftime the Bulldogs went ahead&#13;
1-0.&#13;
While Parkside was planning their second half attack, fans were enjoying&#13;
fresh roasted pig, courtesy of Latinos Unidos, which helped bring more fans to the.&#13;
game. Down a goal, the Rangers regrouped during halftime and came out sharp ,n&#13;
Hepp's Hype Picks&#13;
-AI Heppner&#13;
Sports Editor&#13;
Detroit over Chicago&#13;
Kansas City over Denver&#13;
Sanders keeps the Bears reeling.&#13;
Broncos barely got by Bucs, while&#13;
Chiefs are looking strong early.&#13;
Can anyone stop the Packers?&#13;
The good news is that one team from&#13;
New York will get a win this year.&#13;
'Skins could even make the playoffs, off'&#13;
their soft schedule. A win here is huge for the organization.&#13;
Cards are simply worse.&#13;
Too many offensive weapons on the 4ger side.&#13;
The resurgence of RB Reggie Brooks lifts Bues to first victory.&#13;
Bledsoe back on track and so are the Pats.&#13;
A make or break game for the Cowboys. The 'boys make it!&#13;
Raiders need to generate more offense to pull this one out.&#13;
Eagles flying high again after taming the Lions.&#13;
Another big showdown, but Dolphins are still the team to beat&#13;
in theAFC.&#13;
Green Bay over Minnesota&#13;
N.Y. Jets over N.Y. Giants&#13;
Washington over St. Louis&#13;
New Orleans over Arizona&#13;
San Francisco over Carolina&#13;
Tampa Bay over Seattle&#13;
New England over Jacksonville&#13;
Dallas over Buffalo&#13;
Oakland over San Diego&#13;
Philadelphia over Atlanta&#13;
Miami over Indianapolis&#13;
Last Week: 9-4 (.692)&#13;
Season Thtal: 24-4 (.857)&#13;
Last Week's winner: Andy Boedecker 10-3 (.769) [You still owe me $10 though]&#13;
Outpick the Hepp&#13;
Are you ready for some foo.tball? Well, you&#13;
know the Hepp is. Now, you can test your football&#13;
knowledge against Ranger Columnist Al&#13;
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on us.&#13;
All you have to do is turn in your NFL picks&#13;
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Shoppe in MainPlace). Ifyou end up with a better&#13;
record then Hepp.. you will be put into a&#13;
drawing for a free lunch. The winner will&#13;
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medium drink. Good luck and get pickin'.&#13;
Weather and&#13;
Winning&#13;
-AI Heppner&#13;
Sports Editor&#13;
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Opinion: They are super team with the worst luck.&#13;
Fact: Marriott offers brunch just like PFM.&#13;
Opinion: What happened to the Omlettes? (They were the only&#13;
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Fact: The weather in Wisconsin is not warm.&#13;
Opinion: While watching the women's soccer game on Sunday, I&#13;
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Fact: The Packers won again.&#13;
Opinion: Ok, ok, ok, I admit it. Green Bay is the team to beat.&#13;
Fact: The Bears lost again.&#13;
Opinion: They're the team that's beaten.&#13;
Fact: The Union Square was supposed to open on Monday.&#13;
Opinion: Yeah, whatever!&#13;
Fact: The men's c.c. team placed 4th out of 15 teams at North&#13;
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