https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/240c6f07af2e2cc73036eeb4404f69a3.pdf 6e1564c5eba65247fb65c6cddb31778d Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 24, issue 10 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Hats Off for The United Way Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Kenosha community. The students are selected based on their activities in community service, civic pride, safety, patriotism, volunteerism, church activities, and school performance. Nominations are made by teachers, principals, counselors, and family members. Canale attended the Aviation and Aerospace Academy at Gateway Technical College, earning two credits and Ropes Challenge goal setting teamwork exercise. She was recognized for this award because of her active partici pation in the Kaiser Group programs, which she did while working part-time at Sentry Foods, singing in her church choir, and preparing for her first year at college as an art major. Parking Policies 'Faculty, staff, and students are reminded, as the winter season approaches, that overnight parking on University property becomes a major concern ofthe university Police and Public Safety Department for the following reasons. Parking lots are closed for parking between 2:00 a.m. and 6:00 a.m., all year long, for safety reasons. Anyone needing to park during those • hours must obtain permission from the University Police 'and Public Safety Department. Individuals failing to comply with this policy are subject to ticketing. With the approach of winter and the possibility of snow at any time, the overnight parking policy becomes even more critical to the safe and efficient operation of the campus. Vehicles parked overnight, without permission, are subject to ticketing, and in the event of a sufficient snow fall, are subject to towing. Vehicles parked overnight with permission will be contacted, and arrangements made to remove vehicles if possible. Parked vehicles, during snow emergencies, slow the progress of the Physical Plant employees who must plow the lots prior to the opening of school so that sufficient parking space is available. Plowing around parked vehicles takes additional time and normally takes additional parking spaces, which cannot be utilized by faculty, staff or students. Your cooperation in this matter will make the approaching winter season safe, and parking on University property, hassle free. Canale Earns reminds faculty, staff, and In addition, Chief Deane Award students that the new electronic meters in the Communications Arts lot are strictly for VISITORS, and all violators will be aggressively ticketed. Chronic violators (four or more unpaid citations) are subject to towing. Chief Deane states, "I'm sure that the University community will agree with me that installing two (2) hour VISITOR meters will benefit our campus. This change will make the University Wisconsin- 'Parkside more user-friendly to visitors, Prospective students, parents, and members of the Kenosha and Racine communities who may choose to attend the various social and academic functions hosted by the University. " •Marianne Sjoholm Guest Writer University of Wisconsin-Parkside freshman Sylvia Canale was awarded a Mayor's Youth Commission Award. Sylvia was one of sixteen selected because of her outstanding personal achievements and positive contribution to the community. Canale almost didn't make it to her own award ceremony. She received the letter from the Mayor's office and didn't open it until about four days before the event. Canale said when she did open the letter she was "surprised, really surprised." So surprised she didn't believe it. She called the Kenosha Public Information office to verify her nomination. The office acknowledged her award and asked if she was going to accept the invitation. Canale gladly accepted. Mayor John Antaramian presented the certificate and medallion at a Common Council meeting on October 16. The Youth Commission and the Mayor developed the award program to recognize the accomplishments and activities of the youth in the Black Student Union A Professional Club • Reggie Slaughter Guest Writer The University of Wisconsin-Parkside's Black Student Union has been working to change their image from being a social club to being a professional club. BSU is made up of more than 50 members, which is a dramatic increase compared to past years. This year, BSU plans on being more involved in the University as well as in the community. "We would like to do more programming than already planned for this year," stated Curtis Bickham, president of BSU, "but unfortunately, because of our budget restrictions, we cannot do all ofthe things we would like." BSU is practicing a dressup day the last Wednesday of every month. The purpose is to practice good dressing etiquette for white collar jobs and interviews. Dress-up day will also cause BSU to stand out in the public eye. Another important aspect that BSU wants to work on is its overall membership GPA. The club has written a scholarship proposal which will be sent to many local companies for donations. The plan is to have the scholarship up and running for Spring semester 1996. The scholarship will be awarded to BSU members that achieve a semester GPA of 2.5 or better. This scholarship should not only help students financially, but also encourage them to work harder. The club guarantees changes for the university as well as the community. BSU wants to be perceived as a club that takes care of business. "Life is like a business," said Damian Evans, BSU member. "In order to be successful, one must plan carefully and make the right decisions. " BSU has four committees to maximize their productivity. The Programming committee plans and organizes events. The Advertising committee promotes events. The Community Outreach committee sets up activities that involve volunteer work for BSU. The Fundraising committee raises the money that allows for BSU to continue all of their planned activities. Together, these four committees make the club more effective than otherwise. To offer support in any way, call Curtis Bickham or Reggie Slaughter (BSU Vice President) at 595-2731. , Share 'JourRanger with a friend ful'fu A change for Student Health Services • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer Next semester you might see Parkside students staggering across Wood Road in search of a remedy. You see, administration is proposing to move Student Health Services from Molinaro Hall to KR (KenoshalRacine MRI building). Counseling services and sexual assault programs would be forced to move, also. The move would require students and staff who are ill to walk across campus in the middle of winter for an aspirin or other non-prescriptive drug. Choosing to drive instead of walk is a problem also, as people don't want to lose parking places. Parkside has a large commuter population, so most can identify with this. Andrea Davis, chair of Disability Awareness Committee, is afraid the programs will flop if moved to KR. "To see all that is builtup, go down, is pretty sad," Davis said, referring to little usage of Student Health Services in the past. "We see it [the move] as a regression to what it used to be." "You see, you use. You don't see, you don't use," she attributes this idea to its current success in Molinaro Hall. Services for disabled students will also be forced to move across the street. Accessibility for persons in wheelchairs will be limited. "They're going to have to get a very large van to accommodate power chairs," said Davis. Disabled students requiring toilet assistance will just have to wait. "If you really wanted to use the bathroom, would you want to wait?" asks Davis. In the event of a medical emergency, particularly in . the dead of winter, response time will be significantly longer as the nurse must start the car and cross Wood Road to get to the center of campus. Dr. Grace's response is that the administration is not legally bound to provide that type of assistance. However a special asset of Parkside i~ that everything is under one roof. Why move these offices into inaccessibility? Vending machines with band-aids and aspirins could be made available to students, but would of course require spare change. Davis asks,"Why haven't students been approached?" She encourages students to write letters to Grace, letting him know you want to work with him on an alternate solution. "He cau't respond to students if they don't speak up," concludes Davis. Some solutions are having students pay an extra $5.00 each semester on their tuition, or moving Admissions, which caters to off-campus visitors, to KR. "Please, we want to do something. What can we do to work together?" Davis . says to Grace and students. So if you don't want to walk through the snow for an aspirin this winter, write to Grace. PSGA InTouch with U.S. Congressman Neumann • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer Two staff representatives from U.S. Congressman Mark Neumann's office spoke at last Friday's PSGA meeting. Tom Richie, PSGA president, invited Robin Vos and Mark Retledge "for informative reasons." "There are a lot of misconceptions about what is happening to student financial aid. This gave students the opportunity to ask questions, directly to the people who are responsible, and also an opportunity to clear up any misconceptions," said Richie. Mark Retledge opened up his talk commenting on PSGA's STOP sign in their office window, asking students to stop in and call their representatives about Congress' measures to cut student financial aid. · The 6 month grace period on student loans will not change; college graduates will have to pay the interest that accumulates during this period. This will cost an average of $9 per month and saves $3.5 billion. There will be a 50% increase in amounts available for student loans. 1995 yields $24 billion while 2002 predicts $36 billion. This is even taking into consideration the annual 5-6% college inflation on average. No dollar-wise cuts will occur in most of the financial aid programs, except for an increased $4 per month for the life of a Stafford loan. Any misconceptions on financial aid "cuts" come from failed measures to raise tuition. Retledge gave the example of Washington wanting to raise tuition, but then a university makes it less. "That's where the cut is," Retledge explains. One PSGA member commented on the behalf of all students that "We're trying to better ourselves, yet we're putting ourselves deeper in debt." The representatives' response is that students are being loaned money generously for 4 years and are given an additional 6 months before starting loan payments. Other business included plans for a United Council meeting at UW-Stout on November 11 and 12 in which five Parkside students will be attending. The main topic of discussion and debate will be a change in student segregated fees; currently 75 cents per student. The proposal is for 90 cents per student. Resolution 95-23, a proposal stating that PSGA nominations have to accept or decline before an election can take place, was read and accepted. A nominee must be either at the meeting or give a written and signed acceptance letter to a member of the Executive Branch. At Friday's meeting, 3 new senators were sworn in: Karen Diehl, Chastity Washington, and Steve Zieman, adding more power to student government at Parkside. were blown away, we all realized, if you think about it, 99.5% of all men have committed sexual assault in some way," stated Mateo Mackbee. The group is currently in the process of creating a curriculum for the college and high school levels and in the future they wish to move it into the elementary level. The men will learn about violence and women, violence on television and violence in video games. The men will then go out armed with the knowledge they gained in a 3-4 person group and educate about violence. To learn more about the program please contact the Peer Health Educators at 595-2365. M.A.v.E.R.A.K.S. ·Jeanne M. Sanchez Staff Writer Have you ever seen a speaker that made you want to get out there and do something good? One group of men saw a speaker and saw that something need to be done. M.A.V.E.R.A.K.S., Men Against Violence Educating Racine and Kenosha Students formed by the men of the Peer Health Educators. The group formally started after a Residence Hall Association meeting. The Peer Health Educators meeting speaker was Edward Antaramian, Assistant City Attorney. The topic of discussion was sexual assault and rape. "We all IVCF Conference Held • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer Wisconsin Inter Varsity Fall Conference was held October 27-29, at Camp Wonderland. Four students from UW-Parkside's InterYarsity Christian Fellowship Chapter convened with InterVarsity members from other colleges and universities to address critical issues ofthe Christian life. Titled, "Cross Training", each conference participant chose from 7 tracks to follow. Inter Varsity staff, staff volunteers and resource people led the tracks with titles like "Choices: Tried, Tested, and True", "The Joy of Following Jesus", "The Joy of Bible Discovery", "The Joy of Growing Together", "Leadership Congress", "Twentysomething" and "Creative Evangelism." Ryan Silich, a Parkside sophomore, chose "The Joy of Following Jesus" track, designed to teach what it means for Christ to be first in your life, how to develop disciplines that nurture this relationship with Christ, and how to begin reaching out to others. After studying Luke 5 and the type of disciples God chose, Silich stated,"We're not God [and] we can't see whose hearts will be changed and those who will not." Silich noted that God chose disciples from several myriads. "The Joy of Growing Together" track studied 2 Timothy and how to assist peers in a growing and fruitful relationship with Christ. "I learned the only things eternal are the word of God and [His] people," Joe Herron, a Parkside student said. At Parkside, Herron is responsible for leading the InterVarsity's "large group" worship every Wednesday. "God has a plan for everyone's life," said Holly Roberson, Parkside's InterYarsity's Women's Discipleship leader .. Roberson's track focused on Abraham's faith and trust in God and studied the book of Genesis. Currently Roberson is heading Becoming a Woman of Excellence, a women's Bible study on campus. The "Leadership Congress' track took two representatives from each campusIthe chapter president and/or another delegate) to discuss and collaborate on Christian leadership in each InterVarsity chapter. Ann Larabee represented Parkside and showing gutsy leadership said,"If we're not praying, and asking God to work, [then] nothing will happen." This year Larabee has two leadership positions in Parkside's InterVarsity: Treasurer and Party Coordinator. InterVarsity meets Wednesdays at noon in Molinaro 107. Small Bible studies are also available throughout the week. aren't there for soul-searching drama now, are you? So this is the part where we explore the suburban culture of the mall, right? No, this is the part where Brody and T.S. act like stupid guys and bitch about being . dumped while doing nothing about it. Well, at least until the point where Brody corners his girl in an elevator intending to get her back, but instead gets laid. That's just the way things happen in this movie. Eventually, something like a plot develops. It involves a goofy dating-game show being held in the mall. The guys decide to hijack it to get their girls back. Happy-type ending, here we come. So why go see Mal/rats? A Kevin Smith Double Feature Film & Video Review Mal/rats/Clerks Bob and Jay (we'll get back to them later). Mal/rats begins with a double dumping. First, T.S.'s girlfriend dumps him for being just like her dad, except that he has no ambition. Then Brody gets dumped crudely for being a comic book-crazed, Segaplaying geek with no ambition (He is, of course, playing Sega while she dumps him). Solution to their problem?- hit the mall. What ensues is, of course; silly and pointless, but if you're in the theater, you • Ty Wilda & Angela Woosley So what is Mal/rats? Another angst-ridden story of Generation X-type things that dwells on how aimless and hopeless today's youth are? A goofy, comedy-type thing filled with zany teenage antics? A beautiful story of teen romance where the good guy gets the girl after realizing what a jerk he is? Basically, it's a little of all of the above, which is a lot more fun than it sounds. Besides that, it has Silent Because it's fun. It has slackers acting stupid and having pointless and silly conversations about Superman's sex life. But most importantly it has Silent Bob and Jay, who absolutely steal the movie. Their half-assed plots to ruin the game show and help their friends involve several crashes through dressing rooms and about a half-- ounce of pot. Not to mention Silent Bob's constant attempts to master Jedi mind powers throughout the movie. (He just saw Return of the Jedi last week, you see, and ....) Kevin Smith has fun with Generation X stereotypes in this movie which recreates all the fun of the Brat Pack movies of the '80's without the angst. Mal/rats gives him a chance to do every. thing in a movie he has always wanted to in the sPan of an hour and a half or so including a cameo by comi; book writer Stan Lee, don. ning Bat gear and swinging through a mall, displayinga three-nippled woman and showing up mall security as the rent-a-cop wannabes they are. Clerks, now available on video, was Kevin's debut as a filmmaker. Shot in black and white film on a minimal number of locations (mostly the interior of a convenience store), it is an example of how much can be done on a shoestring budget. Like cont. page 8... He Said, She Said... The Hair and Now •Michael T. Zurad Humble Servant This is going to sound like a double standard, but the one feature that all men secretly pray that women overlook when they look at guys is one ofthe things that first catches a man's eye on a woman. That feature is hair. It sounds so shallow. In all honesty we'd rather spend time with someone we get along with than some cranky bitch with awesome hair. But the way human nature is set up, people generally look at other people's heads first. Hair usually occupies more than 50% of a woman's head, so it is kind of tough to not notice her hair. Unless she's got a great butt. That will easily eclipse hair, But I digress. Women almost always have better hair than men. This is due to several reasons. First, women almost always have more hair than men. This is an unfair advantage. Most men can't grow their hair long unless they pursue unrewarding careers involving manual labor, engineering, or the custodial arts. And who is to say that those who do can even grow hair? Women spend a disproportionate amount of time taking care of their hair. Women actually think about their hair-much more than men. Women will spend hours pondering about what they're going to do with their hair: what color hair, what color thingie to put in the hair, do the shoes match the color of the thingie in the hair, what about these hats, is the hair too long, is the hair too short, is it too frizzy, is the hair damaged? Men generally ask two flavors of questions, if they ever ask at all, and those are: "Should I wash my hair before I pick her up?" and "How come the only hair that isn't falling out are the gray ones?" The average woman spends approximately seven times the gross national product' of Costa Rica on hair care products every month. These include various derivatives of mousse and hair spray that, for the most part, cancel each other out. They have to use some acid-based shampoo to disintegrate that crap from their hair. Then they have to use some kind of delicate shampoo because they wash their hair too much. The average guy washes his hair with a bar of Lava. Ifhe feels like splurging, he'll pick up a bottle of Pert. Women, after spending enough time in front of the mirror to plant, raise, and harvest a modestly sized apple orchard, check themselves in the mirror, on average, 387 times more frequently than men. Unless he is Italian. Then the ratio is about one to one. There's some kind of Italian frequent comber miles program they've got going. So hair is yet another battle that men are winning because we spend less time, we spend less money, and we don't have to look at ourselves all day. We get to look at women with great heads of hair. Assuming it's her head we're looking at. • Karen M. Diehl Managing Editor Hair. Biologically, it's just a few thousand strands of waste proteins excreted from follicles in your skin. It serves the very utilitarian purpose of keeping our ears warm in the wintertime, and it's even useful for flossing when you're standing at a Kansas concert with corn stuck between your teeth. Hair can be a religious . symbol, a political statement, and most importantly a sign of individual style and fashion. There can be little argument that when it comes to first impressions, hair will almost always factor into the equation. I don't know of a single woman who doesn't look at a prospective date and think, "Ooh! Cool highlights ..." or, "Neat eyes, but lose the sideburns ..." or, "Eew. Balding is okay, but that 'hair flap' combed over the top has GOT to go." Personally, I find that a person's hair speaks to me on more than an aesthetic level. I find that I'm often not attracted by the hair itself, but rather by the attitude it projects. Hair, believe it or not, is also an effective media for communication. Women - and some men, I suppose - speak very adequately through their hair styles. Depending on mood and personality, these people can create a style that yells, "You DON'T want to mess with me ...J" or says, "Hi. I'm feeling very blah today." Other "hair-conscious" people can pick up on these vibes and respond accordingly. The frustration in being a woman, of course, occurs when you run across a "hair oblivious" guy. Guys have a more extended opportunity to be "hair oblivious" because they can generally keep theirs short and simple without worry of the style it projects. Most guys have short, simple haircuts. Women, on the other hand, are - and historically always have been - nearly obligated to do something special or unusual with her locks. If she doesn't, she must not be very concerned about how she appears. Ifshe does too much, then she must be vain. It's somewhere in the hearts of most women to have that special guy acknowledge her fmesse at striking a balance between frivolous and frumpy. Hence, when encountering a "hair oblivious" guy, man) women may feel like they're running into a brick wall. Finally, it is important to note that whatever your style - dark, stubbly, thin, coarse, braided, curly, shiny, or even bald as a cueball - don't be too judgmental of someone else's "do". Hair is a very personal representation of our values, our cultures and our beliefs. And besides, who hasn't had a bad hair day .... Parkside Students Get Involved • Diane Scering Staff Writer "Involvement" is U.w. Parkside's new mission statement· and a group of Parkside ,tud:nts have been taking that mission very seriously, Several freshmen from Roseann Mason's Cross Cultural Reading and Writing class donated their time and energy on Saturday, October 21, doing just that. Their efforts turned a popular catch-phrase, "Think Globally, Act Locally,"into action, during the 5th Annual Work-a- Thon. The goal of the project was to help build a stronger local community, as well as offer support on a global capacity. The Work-a- Than was sponsored by C.A.S.C. (the Central American Solidarity Coalition), an organization designed to make a difference for families in Racine. EI Salvador, Guatemala, Nicaragua, and Chiapas, Mexico. On the global level, the support donated by Parkside students as well as volunteers !'romPark High School went to elevate some of the need in several areas. Although the students did not meet their goal of 100 or more pledges, the money they did raise helped support a truck bound for Mexico carrying writing materials, medicine. hooks, etc. Locally, their work affected Habitat for Humanity, Youth Cultural reading and writing class Fair Chance, the George Bray Neighborhood Center, and Homeward Bound. They spent the day working on many projects throughout downtown Racine, including cleaning up a local homeless shelter and clearing out the old Zahn's building downtown, the future site of the Children's Imaginarium. I met with a dozen or so of the participants and informally chatted about their volunteer experience. Lisa. a Parkside freshman, declared proudly, "I used a sledge hammer and a crow bar .. .in a skirt!" Another said with understated self-satisfaction, "I dug up worms aU day in the rain and the snow, and during the first snow ofthe year!" They got involved. They got dusty. They wielded sledge hamStudent Clubs Student WEA - American Education Week is November 11 - 18. Celebrate the occasion and let your professors know they're doing a good job by sending them an apple-gram. The apple-grams will be sold for 25 cents on November 14, 15 and 16. They will be delivered to the professors on Friday accompanied by a fresh apple. Student WEA meets Thursday, November 16 from 5 p.m. to 6 p.m. in Union 104. Donna Daniels will lecture on Seven Intelligences, Multiple . Intelligence Theory. Everyone IS invited to attend. Parkside Philosophical Society presents "Wisconsin's Sexual Predator Law: Should Convicted Sexual Predators mers and donned hard hats. They had fun, too. Dawn said the best part was "getting to know her classmates better." (One even claimed to have found O.J.'s glove.) To many of them, the job was just part of their class assignment; but to to others. it was an occasion to actually see what being in need really means and how being of service really feels. They all agreed that they would do it again. "on a better day...it was kinda hard, kinda cold." To have a goal or make a difference takes involvement. The phrase "Think Globally, Act Locally" is not just a tired phrase. as these freshman discovered. When we get involved, we often discover a larger purpose. By helping others, we actually help ourselves. Who Have Served Their Sentence Be Released Into The Community?" The presentation is a dialogue featuring THe Honorable S. Michael Wilk, Judge, Branch 7 of Kenosha County Circuit Court and Professor of Philosophy Aaron Snyder from UW-Parkside. The program is free and open to the public. Volunteer of the Week , Students are selected as . "Volunteer of the Week' by their altruistic attitudes, the amount of time shared within the community, and the positiue impact that their service has made in the lives of others. This week's uolunteer in Mark Ulmen: Mark Ulman is a senior majoring in English with a concentration in writing. He learned about the program through a friend who had volunteered. Mark's interest has been . in special events that allows him to share his weekend hours with community needs. This fall, he has volunteered at the 1888 School House Open House for the Racine County Historical Museum, the Music Festival for SEWAP, Octoberfit and Halloween Havoc for Kenosha Youth Foundation, and the Chili Cookoff for Kenosha Kinship. "Volunteering has given me a chance to interact with others," said Mark. "I always feel good afterwards, knowing I helped someone." While volunteering at the music festival in Racine, a person attending the festival suggested Mark apply for a job with the training process. One Mark Ulmen never knows who they will meet while volunteering. Heather Them, Special Events Coordinator for the Parkside Volunteer Program Thinks Mark should be honored as Volunteer of the Week. "Mark is always willing to help with a variety of agencies. He is continuously coming in to see what new volunteer opportunities are available. Mark often volunteers for more than one shift. The agencies which he has helped have nothing but good things to say about him and are always eager for his return." Thanks, Mark, for spending your weekend hours helping the non-profit agencies serve the community. Math Club Answer • Jim Hendrickson Math Club Correspondent Last time. Babv Bear han announced he had found the word, to his parents' utter amazement. "Wow; gushed Mama Bear. "I'm amazed," said Papa Bear. "I didn't think you were all that bright." "Anyway, Goldilocks here gave us 6 words, PIE, INN, TIE, PET, PEN, TEE," continued Baby Bear, who wishes to be known as B.B. "She gave us each one letter. There were 5 letters she could have given us: E,I,N,~T." . "Yeah, yeah. Enough expoartion. Get on with it!" exclaimed an exasperated Mama Bear. "Well, she said none of us knew how many vowels there were," continued B.B. "None of us could have gotten an N, because the 2 words with N had only one vowel apiece. So, we were down to PIE, TIE, PET, and TEE." "Thank you," said B.B. "Next, Goldilocks told us none of us knew how many consonants there were. Well, if any of us had the letter I, we would know there was only one consonant in the word. That left PET and TEE." "So how did you know which it was?" asked Papa Bear. "She only gave us those clues." "Elementary," responded B.B. "I got the P, so the word is PET. If she had given me a T or an E like she gave you two, there's m way any intelligent ursine - much less a person - could have come up with the word. Either PET or TEE would have been viable. You two did not have the right letters to solve the riddle." "You are absolutely right, B.B.; said Goldilocks, with a sly smile. "Only you could have solved this riddle." "Aw,shucks," said B.B., blushing. "Now would you bears like to help m~ eat bread and wine I got from a lost little girl With a red cape?" asked Goldilocks. "Wouldwe ever!" said the bears, in unison. They ate and drank until late into the night. In the morning, B.B. and Goldilocks ran away together, 'and Mama and Papa Bear bought a pet. They all lived happily ever after. Apology .. Ranger News would like to apologize to UW-Parkslde history professor John Buenker, not just for mis~pelhng hls name; but also for misrepresenting the thrust of hls talk. Next week s Ranger News will try to set the record straight. . Jim Hendrickson Aiken Honored By NCAA Softball coach 'fury Acheson announced this week that UWP's own Jakie Aiken, a 1993 graduate of Germantown High School, has been honored for her outstanding achievement in 1995 by the NCAA and National Softball Coaches association. Aiken was honored by the NCAA for leading in both home runs and runs batted in for the 1995 season in Division II competition. She Was also honored by the National Coaches Association as an Academic AlIAmerican after amassing a grade point average of 3.58 on a 4-.0 scale. These awards came on the heels of being named a first team All-American at the National Championships in May. The Rangers finished fourth in the nation in 1995 after compiling a 45-13 record. The team was recently honored by the NSCA as an Academic Top Ten Team, placing fifth in the nation with a team GPA of 3.14. Parkside Prepares For Tournament The fourth-seeded University of Wisconsin-Parks ide men's soccer team will square off against eighth-seed Indianapolis in the Great Lakes Tournament. UW-Parkside beat Indianapolis earlier this season 3-0 led by All-American Pat White who exploded with three second-half goals. . Indianapolis is coming off a 2- 1 first round upset over firstseed Lewis in the conference tournament. Head coach Rick Kilps isn't taking the eighth seed lightly. "Our 3-0 victory was deceiving and I expect a tough match," said Kilps. "They are a very capable team." Kilps said his team will be ready to play. "There isn't going to be a wake-up call," said Kilps. "Our • Hans Weitkuhn Hans' Happenin' Picks Hepp's Hype Picks Chicago over Green Bay: Both teams lost games they should have won. Without Favre and White, the Bears move a step closer to the NFC Central crown. Look for the Bears to capitalize on the Pack's mistakes. San Diego over Kansas City: The Chiefs are the AFC's best team, but the Chargers prevail on their home turf. Steve Bono has a rare bad game against the fourth-ranked defense. New Orleans over Indianapolis: The Saints defense has brought them back to life. The Saints linebacker Martin makes Harbaugh's day miserable. - Cincinnati over Houston: The Bengals are . bound to win a close game sooner or later. Look for a great matchup between Carl Pickens and Oiler safety Dishmann. Carolina over St. Louis: With Jerome Bettis out, former Racine star Brent Moss gets his chance. But the Panthers defense stops them and presto, Carolina is in the playoff hunt. Minnesota over Arizona Dallas over San Francisco Buffalo over Atlanta Philadelphia over Denver Miami over New England Oakland over N.Y. Giants Jacksonville over Seattle Last week: 7-6 Season record: 5642 (.572) Green Bay over Chicago Bears should be favorite in this one, but Packers simply have the Bears number and they need a win more. Green Bay must hold onto the ball. Indianapolis over New Orleans: Saints rushing defense has stepped up in winning three out of last four, but Colts win as long as Harbaugh comes back. Houston over Cincinnati: Should go down to the wire, but Chandler (16 for 20) and the Oilers were too impressive last week. St. Louis over Carolina: Two teams headed in opposite directions (Panthers riding four-game win streak, Rams dropped three of past four), but Panthers are an expansion team and therefore due for a loss. Moss played well in debut for the Rams. Kansas City over San Diego: Hepp's Hype AFC Team is obviously the Chiefs. Even though this is a must win for the Bolts, Bo knows how to win. Oakland over N.Y. Giants Buffalo over Atlanta Miami over New England Jacksonville over Seattle Detroit over Tampa Bay Dallas over San Francisco Minnesota over Arizona Philadelphia over Denver Last Week: 9-4 (The Hepp comes backl) Season Record: 58-41 (.585) •..~IJ Wheelchair Basketball comes to Parkside games are played with collegiat. rules with two 20 minute halve and the three point rule is in S effect. The season operates from October through March and 30 to 35 games are played. Each team is required to play two conference and two non.con. ference games, with a common goal: to attend the champ]. onship tournament. The championships are held in different cities each year. Philadelphia was the host of last season's tournaments in which Fresno, California's "Red Roller's" were crowned the win. ner's. Another requirement of the NWBA is a twelve point rule system with the players. Each member is classified into different categories and are determined by a point system that make the game equal for beth parties. Players are separated into three classes of abilities. A Class 3 player is a person who has the most control over their bodies, a Class 2 athlete is half of the ability, and Class 1 is less. The age of players range from 15 to 45 years of age. • Derek Bishop Staff Writer Sports is defined by the athlete's ability to produce an effort toward a goal of desire. When the words "handicapped" and "disabled" are spoken, it is sometimes followed with the thoughts of a prejudice toward their abilities to produce in the world of sports. To redefine the thinking of impurity, and to prove the power of the human spirit can live on in each case that the almighty has given to the individual, the National Wheelchair Basketball Association was established to crusade for the cause of equality. UW-Parkside will host a free to the public, conference game of the NWBA Wisconsin region on team will be ready. We know what we have to do and that is execute." White led the Rangers in the 5-0 first-round victory over Fort Wayne with two goals and an assist. "I'm sure Indianapolis will try to contain him," said Kilps. "1 can't imagine a coach telling his players not to worry about number 10 (White). • AI Heppner Sports Editor Thursday, November 9, at 7:30 p.m. at the Physical Education Building. Parkside's own Wendy Miller will announce play-by-play as "The Spirit of Milwaukee" will take on the "Southshore Breakers". There will be a free throw contest to be held at halftime with prizes to be awarded. And this event has been sponsored by the Disability Awareness Month Committee. Second year Center for the Breakers and Assistant Professor in Chemistry at Parkside, Dale E. Wheeler said, "This is a good way to promote awareness for disabilities." Other teams in the Wisconsin region originate from Green Bay, Madison, Waukesha, who is a new comer, Milwaukee, and the Breakers, who are a composite of Kenosha and Racine area players. There are currently 30 conferences in the United States with 150 teams that compete in either Division I or II Championships. Division Iis made up of the top 25 teams in the nation and another 64 highly placed teams play in the Division II "Big Dance." The cont. page 8... uw-p Netters Clinch Playoff Berth The University of WisconsinParkside volleyball team ended their regular season last Saturday by beating host Southern Illinois UniversityEdwardsville 16-14, 15-8, 15-13. The win for the Rangers clinches a berth in this week's GLVC Tournament. Parkside (15-14 overall, 12-8 in GLVC) was led on the attack by Tammi Rickert (15 kills) and Karrie Przyblla (14 kills). Rickert and Przyblla also topped the defensive effort, with 12 and 10 digs respectively. Coach Len Johns team made good on their pre-season goal of making it to the GLVC Tournament during their first year of GLVC play. Only the top six of eleven GLVC teams play in this weekends tournament. Parkside, which was a dismal 6- 27 as an independent last year, will be the tournament's fourthseed. Jeopardy Answers good way to cap off his senior year. "(Despite the injuries) he never gave up." Head Coach Lucian Rosa was also impressed by Decker's emergence. "Halfway through the season he realized, 'Oh my goodness, I've got to help this team," said Rosa. Only 29 points separated the Rangers from sixth place, which is exactly where the Rangers are supposed to be according to Rosa. In fact, Parkside's 5th, 6th, and 7th runners were in before 5th place Southern Indiana's same runners came in. Unfortunately, only the top five count in the scoring. "Considering we didn't have (state champ) Marshall (Donnerbauer) and (Sean) Burwell and Bernie (Radobicky) were injured, we did a good job," Lunow 62. observed. "And Jesse's the 63. only senior not coming back." 76. Lunow also said that 12 81. 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The person With ~eekly!Uldhislher name will the most correct respo,:ses 'II Published in the following will be awarded the pnzes. eek'sRanger. This week's In case of a tie, the winner rts TheRunning Rangers used theirstrongest performance of theyear to finish a strong 10thout of 28 teams at the NCAA Region II Championshipat Lewis UniVersity.Junior Andy Samowcovered the 10 km course in 33;13, good for 29th place. Themen were competing in the toughest region in the nation. The top four teams were all ranked in the top tennationally and two more were ranked in the top 25. "Theyran great," said AssistantCoach Mike Lunow."We peaked them just right." Theyalso ran as a pack, a verydesirable result in the lport of cross country. After Sarnowcame Senior Jesse Deckerin 34;16. Right behindDecker was Brian Borkowski,Dave Sheriff, and SteveMiller, who all sprinted acrossthe line in 34;27. "I'mpretty happy," said DaveSheriff. "It was a hard race.I don't like the 10 km." ForDecker and Dan Koch, itwas their last race. Deckercame in as one of Parkside'sbest freshman ever.But an injury-riddled careerheld him back. The lastfourweeks of the season, Deckereturned to his old form. 'He didn't go out too hard (lastweekend) and ran his bestrace of the season. Comparableto his freshman times,"said Lunow. "It's a e Survives hysical Match in Playoffs Brian Borkowski In a game marred by dirty play, the University of Wisconsin-Parkside men's soccer team stood their ground and stayed within their game as they defeated Indianapolis 2-0 in the GLVC Tournament Semi-Final. Parkside (15-6) opened the scoring at 35;38 when Junior Midfielder David Siers booted in a crossball from Matt Sheahan. Late in the second half, Parkside had another scoring chance when Siers hit Senior Pat White with a through ball that left White one on one with Indianapolis goalkeeper. White knocked the baIl in to finish the scoring. The.physical play of Indianapolis led to their 19 fouls to Parkside's 13, and their yellow cards to Parkside's 1. "Today's game was one of the most brutal games I've ever been a part of. I'm extremely disappointed with the cheapness of Indianapolis and their lack Ailing Rangers Fall Final • In of sportsmanship," said Ranger head coach Rick Kilps. Indianapolis used a variety of defensive tactics to contain UW-P star Pat White. "Pat White was taken down every time he· touched the ball. When he was away from the ball, he was tripped. When an Indianapolis player got a yellow card for taking White down, they'd just send in another guy off the bench to use the same tactics on Pat," added Kilps In the brutal contest, Parkside lost defender Dave Johnson early and Siers near the end. Star defender Craig Posselt did not play in the game and will miss the Conference Finals as well. 'We'll be put together with Band-Aids for Sunday's game. It'll be another difficult match because both Southern Indiana and North Kentucky are physical teams," said coach Kilps. II II runners earned varsity letters this year in which runners must beat 55% of their competitors. That's most letters Lunow has ever dished out in one season. Their reward; a spring break trip to Florida. If they sell enough raffie tickets. The track teams will be selling the tickets at $2.00 a piece and the prizes will be $500, $250, and two $100 cash. The team is asking for your support. Even the usually skeptical Rosa had to relent, "I'm really looking. forward to next year. We·have a good team. A very above average team." The Rangers outshot Northern Kentucky 12-9. UW-Parkside assistant coach Rick Vacca said the physical pounding from their opponents finally caught up to his team. "It was another hardfought, brutal match," said Vacca. UW -Parkside finished the season with a record of 15-7. A banged up University of Wisconsin-Parkside team fell to Northern Kentucky 2-1 in the Great Lakes Valley Conference tournament fmals last Sunday. UW-Parkside cut the 2-0 deficit in half with a second half goal by Matt Sheashan at the 76;32 mark, but Northern Kentucky's aggressive defense came up big to take the conference title. Sport Jeopardy Questions NCAA II Region Results: 29. Andy Sarnow 33;13 53. Jesse Decker 34;16 61. Brian Borkowski 34;27 34;27 34;27 34;45 34;53 Dave Sheriff Steve Miller Jeff Rhein Dan Koch PLAY& WIN Sports Jeopardy Trivia Giveaway Opportunities Do you look at other ways of making more money? Our firm is looking for goal-oriented, business-minded individuals, part-time, $1000+ per month. Please call 597-5108 and speak to Mr. Zamba. current resume or apply in person to Employment Manager by November 10, 1995 at Jockey International, Inc., 2300 60th Street, Kenosha, WI 53140 or fax: (414) 653-3014. An equal opportunity employer m/1. Jockey International, Inc. 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Climbing at a constant rate, she reached the top at 8 p.m. and camped for the night. Sunday morning at 8 a.m., she retraced her steps and reached the bottom at noon, ANSWERS IN NEXT WEEK'S RANGER NEWS. Mallrats/Clerks cont, from page 4 Robert Rodriguez's El Mariachi, Clerks wasn't really noticed when it was first released, but achieved cult status on videotape. Clerks is also about a GenX slacker with romance problems. Dante, the main character of the movie, gets stuck working open 'till close in the convenience store when he wasn't even supposed to work that day at all. Through the course of that day, he winds up breaking up with his girlfriend, playing hockey on the roof, discovering the ex he still has a thing for is getting married, closing the store to attend a funeral, and mulling over life's mysteries with his buddy the video store clerk, who seems to spend more time .in the convenience store than doing his own job. Silent Bob and Jay are in this one, too. 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