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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document , _ UNI,VERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE VOLUME 24 • ISSUE 3 • SEPTEMBER 21, 1995 ESTABLISHED 1973 'Inside (II - C CU E e NEWS: State Rep. Jim Kreuser Visits Parkside... page 2 . FEATURE: New Faces on Campus page 6 ENTERTAINMENT: C.D. Reviews pages 7-9 SPORTS: Women's Soccer Team Wins ... page I I sO LL ->- SO ~ u .- > &XE VOLUME 24 • ISSUE 3 • SEPTEMBER 21, 1995 S.. . UI 0 - LL ~ >-E ~ 0 ~ u ·- > E RI ~ s.. GJ u u 0 U) -inside NEWS: State Rep. Jim Kreuser Visits Parkside... page 2 FEATURE: New Faces on Campus ... page 6 ENTERTAINMENT: C.D.-Reviews ... pages 7-9 SPORTS: Women's Soccer Team Wins ... page I I ESTABLISHED 1973 Kreuser Visits Parkside • Pamela Bradshaw . News Editor State Representative Jim Kreuser delivered good news and bad news when he spoke with students and faculty on Sept. 11. The good.news: "We got the dorms through the budget, signed'..." and half of the Physical Education expansion request has made it through. Thebad news: increased tuition, decreased college enrollment, students working more than one job and a $580 million debt in the state budget. • Across the state there has been a decrease in college enrollment attributed to increased tuition and a drop in financial aid. "Only LaCrosse is saying they're going to exceed their target [enrollment)" commented Gary Grace, Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs, "It seems we have more students working a couple of jobs ...a lot of students work a lot of hours," said Stephen McLaughlin, Dean of Students. Kreuser felt that the increase would add to the number of years students worked towards a bachelor's degree. Arian Adair-Nichols, Vice President of PSGA, explained that the budget cuts mean faculty having to do more adminFive of Parkside's College Democrats attended the Leadership Development Institute in Steven's Point last weekend, joining 100 young leaders throughout Wisconsin. Thomas Belongia (chair), Arian .Adair-Nichols (vice-chair), Teri Jacobson (secretary), Jeanne Sanchez, and Shawn Bell, along with Parkside graduate Boyd Frederick, were sponsored for this conference by elected officials. The sponsors for the conference were Kenosha county executive John Collins, State Representative Jim Kreuser, Nancy Principe, Norm Buchholz, and State Representative Bob Wirch. Wisconsin's U.S. Senators Herb istrative duties, causing a reduction in less class selection. Even with the financial cuts, Kreuser remarked that as of July 1997 the state budget will be $580 million in debt. "What Tommy Thompson is doing is taxing and spending and borrowing," Kreuser said. He also noticed that when the budget was being voted on, he saw "people there breaking from their district to vote with their party," and hopes that the constituents of those representatives will remember that at the next election. As for the Brewers' stadium issue, Kreuser believes that the Brewers want to stay. However, he stated that "if they're going to reach down here to pay for the stadium, I'm going to oppose it." He also expressed concern about how the money for a loan would be repaid. ''We'll write off a loan to billionaires, but hammer on welfare mothers," Kreuser added. Kreuser imparted some advice to students. "The-value of internships, I can't stress that enough ...to get out in business and get that opportunity is crucial." The most important thing students can do to stress the value of education to their representatives is to vote. Safety Director named ~ • Derek Bishop Staff Writer UW-Parkside has recently named Daniel L. Holcomb as the new Safety Director. Holcomb has been employed as a research and development chemist for nine years before being recruited to work as Safety Director for Aldrich Chemical in 1988. He' spent six years as the Technical Department Supervisor for Lab Safety Supply, Inc., and the Technical Department Manager for American Health & Safety, Inc. He was last employed as Technical Manager for the consulting firm of General Health & Safety Corporation in Oregon, Wisconsin. Holcomb holds a B.S. in chemistry with the equivalent of a computer science minor from Carthage College in Kenosha, and is currently a member -or an officer of the American Chemical Society, the American Society Of Safety EngineersSouthwest, Wisconsin section, and the Federation of Environmental Technologists and the Local Students Attend Leadership Conference Dan Holcomb made numerous training presentations. "I was the author, lecturer or instructor who actually wrote or gave the presentation to group sizes ranging from 30 to several hundred people," he said. Madison, Wisconsin Area Safety Council. With his accreditations as a certified Air Sampling Professional, is certified Asbestos Supervisor, and SCBA Training & Repair - lSI, Holcomb has recently Kohl and Russ Feingold addressed the Leadership Institute, praising those assembled for their commitment to be part of moving the nation forward to the 21st century. "Parkside's College Dems represent a new generation of leadership in our state and our country," Kohl said. "The conference was an excellent opportunity for them to receive intensive training on campaigo strategy and issue development. "Young people typically have been agents for progress, capitalizing and improving on the America their parents left for them. Unfortunately, the current generation of young Americans face new and undefined challenges left by the two decades of excess and neglect. "Too many people call today's young people disillusioned and apathetic. Well, from what I have seen at this institute, this generation is neither lost nor apathetic. They are enthusiastic, vibrant, and full of energy, and I am confident that the next generation of leaders will be able to move America forward in a wonderful fashion," Kohl told the gathering. "This conference was a wonderful way for all of us from around the state to meet one another an share ideas. It was exciting to be in small workshops with some of the most influential people in state and national politics today. I only wish that it could have been longer," said Arian Adair-Nichols. Tom Belongia stated, "The Institute was the best learning experience I've had in my life. We got the chance to hear first-hand accounts of what's really going on in politics and how it's going to affect us. Teri Jacobson also had something to say, "I'm happy to see so many motivated young people in our state. It encourages me to know that, even when it's not an election year, people are still eager to get involved." Legislative leaders joined the conference, as well as Democratic Party leaders and activists. The Institute plans to hold conferences for youths ages 18-25 every other year. Each participant is nominated by an elected Democratic party official or officeholder. For further information, write P.O. Box 5655, Madison, WI 53705 --- Kreuser Visits Parkside Safety Director named • Pamela Bradshaw News Editor State Representative Jim Kreuser delivered good news and bad news when he spoke with students and faculty on Sept. 11. The good news: "We got the dorms through the budget, signed ... " and half of the Physical Education expansion request has made it through. The bad news: increased tuition, decreased college enrollment, students working more than one job and a $580 million debt in the state budget. Across the state there has been a decrease in college enrollment attributed to increased tuition and a drop in financial aid. "Only LaCrosse is saying they're going to exceed their target [enrollment]" commented Gary Grace, Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs. "It seems we have more students working a couple of istrative duties, causing a reduction in less class selection. Even with the financial cuts, Kreuser remarked that as of July 1997 the state budget will be $580 million in debt. "What Tommy Thompson is doing is taxing and spending and borrowing," Kreuser said. He also noticed that when the budget was being voted on, he saw "people there breaking from their district to vote with their party," and hopes that the constituents of those representatives will remember that at the next election. As for the Brewers' stadium issue, Kreuser believes that the Brewers want to stay. However, he stated that "if they're going to reach down here to pay for the stadium, • Derek Bishop Staff Writer UW-Parkside has recently named Daniel L. Holcomb as the new Safety Director. Holcomb has been employed as a research and development chemist for nine years before being recruited to work as Safety Director for Aldrich Chemical in 1988. He spent six years as the Technical Department Supervisor for Lab Safety Supply, Inc., and the Technical Department Manager for American Health & Safety, Inc. He was last employed as Technical Manager for the consulting firm of General Health & Safety Corporation in Oregon, Wisconsin. Holcomb holds a B.S. in chemistry with the equiv- · alent of a computer sci- jobs ... a lot of students work a lot of hours," said Stephen McLaughlin, Dean of Students. Kreuser felt that the increase would add to the number of years students worked towards a bachelor's degree. I'm going to oppose it." He also expressed concern about how the money for a loan would be repaid. "We'll write off a loan to billionaires, but hammer on welfare mothers," Kreuser added. Kreuser imparted some advice to students. "The-value of internships, I can't stress that enough .. . to get out in business and get that opportunity is crucial." The most important thing students can do to stress the value of education to their ence minor from Carthage Madison, Wisconsin Area College in Kenosha, and is Safety Council. made numerous training presentations. "I was the author, lecturer or instructor who actually wrote or gave the presentation to group sizes ranging from 30 to several h undred people," he said. Arian Adair-Nichols, Vice President of PSGA, explained that the budget cuts mean faculty having to do more admin- representatives is to vote. currently a member-or an officer of the American Chemical Society, the American Society of Safety En.gin.eersSouthwest, Wisconsin section, and the Federation of Environmental Technologists and the With his accreditations as a certified Air Sampling Profession al, is certified Asbestos Supervisor, and SCBA Training & Repair - ISi, Holcomb has recently Local Students Attend Leadership Conference Five of Parkside's College Democrats attended the Leadership Development Institute in Steven's Point last weekend, joining 100 young leaders throughout Wisconsin. Thomas Belongia (chair), Arian Adair-Nichols (vice-chair), Teri Jacobson (secretary), Jeanne Sanchez, and Shawn Bell, along with Parkside graduate Boyd Frederick, were sponsored for this conference by elected officials. The sponsors for the conference were Kenosha county executive John Collins, State Representative Jim Kreuser, Nancy Principe, Norm Buchholz, and State Representative Bob Wirch. Wisconsin's U.S. Senators Herb Kohl and Russ Feingold addressed the Leadership Institute, praising those assembled for their commitment to be part of moving the nation forward to the 21st century. "Parkside's College Dems represent a new generation of leadership in our state and our country," Kohl said. "The conference was an excel- . lent opportunity for them to receive intensive training on campaign strategy and issue development. "Young people typically have been agents for progress, capitalizing and improving on the America their parents left for them. Unfortunately, the current generation of young Americans face new and undefined challenges left by the two decades of excess and neglect. "Too many people call today's young people disillusioned and apathetic. Well, from what I have seen at this institute, this generation is neither lost nor apathetic. They are enthusiastic, vibrant, and full of energy, and I am confident that the next generation of leaders will be able to move America forward in a wonderful fashion," Kohl told the gathering. "This conference was a wonderful way for all of us from around the state to meet one another an share ideas. It was exciting to be in small workshops with some of the most influential people in state and national politics today. I only wish that it could have been longer," said Arian Adair-Nichols. Tom Belongia stated, "The Institute was the best learning experience I've had in my life. We got the chance to hear first-hand accounts of what's really going on in politics and how it's going to affect us. Teri Jacobson also had something to say, "I'm happy to see so many motivated young people in our state. It encourages me to know that, even when it's not an election year, people are still eager to get involved." Legislative leaders joined the conference, as well as Democratic Party leaders and activists. The Institute plans to hold conferences for youths ages 18-25 every other year. Each participant is nominated by an elected Democratic party official or officeholder. For further information, write P.O. Box 5655, Madison, WI 53705 It Meet Officer Eckert •Derek Bishop Staff Writer Ronald Eckert has recently accepted a position with the University Police. Showing a mild interest in law enforcement as-a youth, a friend convinced Eckert to follow up on the idea. He began his career in law enforcement by receiving an Associates Degree in Police Science at Gateway College and later became a graduate of the Police Academy of Milwaukee .Area Technical College. Eckert has been involved with the Kenosha Police Explorers since 1987 and is currently a senior advisor with the post of 23 members. His future plans are to stay within law enforceRonald Eckert ment, "I find law enforcement interesting. It's not always the same with the different people you meet and with each different scenario," said Eckert. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Police patrols only the Parkside campus jurisdiction. RANGER NEWS Jim Hendrickson Erin Meranda Karen Diehl Pam Bradshaw April Schoenberg Scott Fragale AI Heppner Tyson Wilda Chris Sandstrom Dawn Apostoli Jocelyn Hoppe Mike Zurad , Amy Fiebig Editor-in-Chief Business Manager Managing Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Sports Editor Entertainment Editor Layout Layout Copy Editor Copy Editor Copy Editor i Writers: i Kim Barskaitiki, Derek Bishop, jl Barb Churchill, Kristine Hansen, C.J. Nelson. . Photo Editor I Karl Liebe I , Photographers: Lyndsay Knoell, Ryan Silich, Derek Bishop. Student turns Teacher •Kristine Hansen Staff Writer Christine Tutlewski began working on an undergraduate English degree at UWParkside in 1977. Showing steadfast dedication she completed the degree in 1991. Now this semester she is teaching two English 101 classes at Parkside, as well as working on a doctorate in English at UW-Milwaukee. Tutlewski commented on the role reversal by saying, "It's different to be here as a teacher and not a student." Carole Vopat, a current professor of English, was Tutlewski's advisor. The English professors are "more open with me now," she says with a smile. Campus clubs that are today's powerhouses at UW-Parkside were just being formed when Tutlewski was a student. The Multicultural office, which houses the Asian American Organization, the Black Student Union, Latinos Unidos and the International Club, is new to her. The Gay and Lesbian Organization was already active, along with the Women's Resource Center. "All of these organizations are important in managing issues students have on a daily basis," Tutlewski feels. She also witnessed the dorms being built, which attracted students from further away, eliminating the commuter crunch that dominated the campus. One organization that aids our mixed student population is the PASA, made up Christine Tutlewski of adult and non-traditional students. As a student, Tutlewski wanted to get involved with it, but taking classes and spending time with her family put a dent into her time commitments. "It has always been commuters and non-trads, I have these in my classes even now," says Tutlewski. Tutlewski has family ties to Parkside as well. Being the oldest of 12 siblings, herself and 5 others, along with her mother, have attended Parkside. Currently her mother is striving towards a degree in English while her sister is working on a History degree. Tutlewski's daughter is now at UW-Milwaukee after spending one year at Parkside. Christine Tutlewski wants to change lithe outsider's view of what Parkside is," as this was a frustration for her while an undergraduate and it still frustrates her as a professor. As there are many commuters and nontraditional students, outsiders dub Parkside as a community college. Despite this misconception, the English professor can not hide the joy in her voice as she recalls her days as an undergraduate at UW-Parkside, never thinking she would one day become the teacher. Ranger News is published by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. Meet Officer Eckert • Derek Bishop Staff Writer Ronald Eckert has recently accepted a position with the University Police. Showing a mild interest in law enforcement as a youth, a friend convinced Eckert to follow up on the idea. He began his career in law enforcement by receiving an Associates Degree in Police ---=====-=------= Science at Gateway Ronald Eckert College and later became a ment, "I find law enforcegraduate of the Police ment interesting. It's not Academy of Milwaukee always the same with the Area Technical College. different people you meet Eckert has been involved and with each different with the Kenosha Police scenario," said Eckert. Explorers since 1987 and is The University of currently a senior advisor Wisconsin-Parkside Police with the post of 23 mem- patrols only the Parkside hers. campus jurisdiction. His future plans ~re to stay within law enforceRANGER NEWS Jim Hendrickson Erin Meranda Karen Diehl Pam Bradshaw April Schoenberg Scott Fragale Al Heppner Tyson Wilda Chris Sandstrom Dawn Apostoli Jocelyn Hoppe Mike Zurad Amy Fiebig Writers: Editor-in-Chief Business Manager Managing Editor News Editor Feature Editor Sports Editor Sports Editor Entertainment Editor Layout Layout Copy Editor Copy Editor Copy Editor Kim Barskaitiki, Derek Bishop, Barb Churchill, Kristine Hansen, C.J. Nelson. Photo Editor Karl Liebe Photographers: Lyndsay Knoell, Ryan Silich, Derek Bishop. StudentturnsTeacher • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer Christine Tutlewski began working on an undergraduate English degree at UWParkside in 1977. Showing steadfast dedication she . completed the degree in 1991. Now this semester she is teaching two English 101 classes at Parkside, as well as working on a doctorate in English at UW-Milwaukee. Tutlewski commented on the role reversal by saying, "It's different to be here as a teacher and not a student." Carole Vopat, a current professor of English, was Tutlewski's advisor. The English professors are "more open with me now," she says with a smile. Campus clubs that are today's powerhouses at UW-Parkside were just being formed when Tutlewski was a student. The Multicultural office, which houses the Asian American Organization, the Black Student Union, Latinos Unidos and the Internaliuual Club, is new to her. The Gay and Lesbian Organization was already active, along with the Women's Resource Center. "All of these organizations are important in managing issues students have on a daily basis," Tutlewski feels. She also witnessed the dorms being built, which attracted students from further away, eliminating the commuter crunch that dominated the campus. One organization that aids our mixed student population is the PASA, made up Christine Tutlewski of adult and non-traditional students. As a student, Tutlewski wanted to get involved with it, but taking classes and spending time with her family put a dent into her time commitments. "It has always been commuters and non-trads, I have these in my classes even now," says Tutlewski. Tutlewski has family ties to Parkside as well. Being the oldest of 12 siblings, herself and 5 others, along with her mother, have attended Parkside. Currently her mother is striving towards a degree in English while her sister is working on a History degree. Tutlewski's daughter is now at UW-Milwaukee after spending one year at Parkside. Christine Tutlewski wants to change "the outsider's view of what Parkside is," as this was a frustration for her while an undergraduate and it still frustrates her as a professor. As there are · many commuters and nontraditional students, outsiders dub Parkside as a community college. Despite this misconception, the English professor can not hide the joy in her voice as she recalls her days as an undergraduate at UW-Parkside, never thinking she would one day become the teacher. Ranger News is published by students of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content. AIOS Walk Wisconsin • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer What do 15,000 walkers, Tipper Gore and a life-threatening disease have in common? AIDS WALKWISCONSIN brought all ofthese together on September 17 1995 in Milwaukee's Summerfest Grounds for a 10K (6.2 miles) walk. I myself was a walker, and as I shied past dogs that dared to escape their leashes and I read signs in remembrance of relatives, friends and co--workers, while listening to red wagons squeal, I was touched by the numbers of support. At the start of the walk, aqua, purple, and yellow ribbons dotted the sky behind the walkers as they were released, hoping to one day release the victims of AIDS. Some of the organizations AIDS WALK WISCONSIN benefitted include: Milwaukee AIDS project, Madison AIDS Support Network, Center Project Inc.-Green Bay, Southeast Wisconsin AIDS ProjectKenosha, Northwest Wisconsin AIDS Project-Eau Claire, and Wisconsin Community Based Research Consortium. The pledges that walkers received will be used for AIDS care, prevention, and research programs. Since 1990, over 2 million has been raised; including over $570,000 in 1994 alone. This year, 15,000 walkers were expected to participate. Vice-President AI Gore and his wife Tipper Gore are the Walk's Honorary Chairs .. In a press release, Tipper stated, "The Midwest is no exception-this tragic disease knows no geographic bounds and it affects us all." Tipper was on hand before the Walk at the Opening Ceremony to give participants encouraging words. Before the Walk, on Summerfest grounds, walkers were asked to register and turn in pledge forms. Face painting was available, as well as an area for making quilt panels. During the Walk, music entertainment was provided at rest stops, along with water, oranges and breads. Some of the bands playing to tired walkers were: The Casper Blues Band, Cream City Cloggers, and Mia Montenegro. Clowns entertained the walkers at several of the crosswalks, trying to thin out the crowd and avoid congestion. If you are interested in volunteering on behalf of AIDS, contact the AIDS Resource Center of WIsconsin, Inc at 1-800-359-9272. Camp Heartland, a camp for children whose lives are affected by AIDS, is looking for volunteers, also. The Camp Heartland contact can be found through AIDS Resource Center of Wisconsin at the above number. AIDS Walk Wisconsin • Kristine Hansen Staff Writer What do 15,000 walkers, Tipper Gore and a life-threatening disease have in common? AIDS WALK WISCONSIN brought all of these together on September 17 1995 in Milwaukee's Summerfest Grounds for a l0K (6.2 miles) walk. I myself was a walker, and as I shied past dogs that dared to escape their leashes and I read signs in remembrance of relatives, friends and co--workers, while listening to red wagons squeal, I was touched by the numbers of support. At the start of the walk, aqua, purple, and yellow ribbons dotted the sky behind the walkers as they were released, hoping to one day release the victims of AIDS. Some of the organizations AIDS WALK WISCONSIN benefitted include: Milwaukee AIDS project, Madison AIDS Support Network, Center Project Inc.-Green Bay, Southeast Wisconsin AIDS ProjectKenosha, Northwest Wisconsin AIDS Project-Eau Claire, and Wisconsin Community Based Research Consortium. The pledges that walkers received will be used for AIDS care, prevention, and research programs. Since 1990, over 2 million has been raised; including over $570,000 in 1994 alone. This year, 15,000 walkers were expected to participate. Vice-President Al Gore and his wife Tipper Gore are the Walk's Honorary Chairs. In a press release, Tipper stated, "The Midwest is no exception-this tragic disease knows no geographic bounds and it affects us all." Tipper was on hand before the Walk at the Opening Ceremony to gi·ve participants encouraging words. Before the Walk, on Summerfest grounds, walkers were asked to register and turn in pledge forms. Face painting was available, as well as an area for making quilt panels. During the Walk, music entertainment was provided at rest stops, tnber 21. 1995 • page 4 along with water, oranges and breads. Some of the bands playing to tired walkers were: The Casper Blues Band, Cream City Cloggers, and Mia Montenegro. Clowns entertained the walkers at several of the crosswalks, trying to thin out the crowd and avoid congestion. If you are interested in volunteer~ ing on behalf of AIDS, contact the AIDS Resource Center of Wisconsin, Inc at 1-800-359-9272. Camp Heartland, a camp for children whose lives are affected by AIDS, is looking for volunteers, also. The Camp Heartland contact can be found through AIDS Resource Center of Wisconsin at the above number. The weather is getting cooler, but the heat is on at Tanlines! NEW BULB BWWOUT Come see & feel the difference ... Coming in MidSeptember! Back to school specials: $3.00 Super Session $3.50 Ultra Session Offer valid through 9/30/95. For the Ultimate Attitude Adjustment 2719 18th St. Glenwood ~~::'!~ Crossings 551-7775 Observations They~ave Theirs • C.J. Nelson Ranger Columnist Newt Gingrich, Dick Armey, Phil Gramm, Mark Neumann, and Tommy Thompson all have post Baccalaureate schooling. This schooling was paid for by various federal aid or G.!. Bill programs. Each would nOWlike to change those programs to benefit banks. Their attitude can be summed up as: "I got mine, nuts to yours." President Clinton believes in education. He understands that the payoff for education investment is on a ratio of 4-1. The Clinton Administration fought for legislation that would involve the Department of Education more in student loan programs. Because banks would lose this source of easy profits under the new plan, loans would be cheaper for students. The new Republican Majority would like to cut federal grants to students. By forcing students to take loans, Republicans would put banks back in charge of those loans with changes in interest subsidizing. The result would be higher profits for banks and greater difficulties for students. Like other students, I would love to get a doctorate without making my grandchildren payoff my debt. The Republican politicians don't care how much it costs us students. The more it costs, the more profits for the poor oppressed bankers. Banks charge higher fees and offer fewer services. They help you only if you have money. If you need help and are not wealthy a bank's favorite word is no. If "not much" is the answer to the question "what have banks done for me?," then contact Congressman Neumann's office and tell him you want the same educational opportunity that he and Speaker Gingrich had. Personal note: The Educators Credit Union has bent over backwards to help me and my family when we needed help. I want to publicly thank them and to disassociate them from my comments concerning banks. Apathy What Parkside Does Best • Arian Rana AdairNichols-Guest Columnist " My name is Arian Rana Adair-Nichols, Vice President of Parkside l; Student Government, Vice ! President French Club, Vice Chair of Campus Democrats, and a member of " CIA,PAW,GLO, and B&RC. " After two years at Parkside, I can honestly say that the general population ii of the UW-Parkside is apa- ~ thetic to the point of being a disgrace. For instance, can anyone ~ say "Homecoming?" After , the sparse summer meetings, there are three people left working on homecoming-- and not for lack of effortofthe nice woman who is coordinating it. If anyone . feels like doing something constructive, please call Karla Farrell at 595-2277. Also,for those of you who didn't see the signs, posters, flyers and table toppers, State Representative Jim Kreuser (D-Kenosha) was here on Monday, September 11 at noon in Union 104. I . understand that many clubs meet at the same time, but one would think that some lonely person-other than members of the Ranger staff, PSGA and the Administration- could possibly have made it to at least a few minutes of the meeting. That, however, was not the case. People just don't care. Legislators like Mark Neumann can rape the students because We don't vote and don't stand up for ourselves. Why is it that out of about 5000 full-time students, only 50 really care enough to do anything? From clubs like SWEA, GLO, BSU, PSGA, Latinos Unidos, and similar organizations, a few active members try to make positive changes. Most Parkside students, however, come to school. Ranger News encourages letters to the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger News office (WYLLD-139C), or Here they complain about tuition, food prices, student aid, course selection, and University and state policies. After attending class, they goto a party or to a job. Then they go home. Ifwe all spent just a little less time complaining and a little more time doing, we just might have less to complain about. If you have questions about how to do more for the campus, go to the Ranger office, the PSGA office (WYLL DI39A), Union 209, or any club meeting. Do something! EDITORIAL POLICY In Re: Obituary To the Editor: languish in orphanages. Your column last week, Childrens' energy and Mr. Hahn, refers to the lost curiosity need to be chanpotential of an unrealized neled constructively, or else life. I concede that it is a it directs itself destructively. loss when the couple wants Think of the obituaries of the child, such as my prema- the youths slain in America's ture sister born in 1957. inner cities because of senseBut what happens when it less violence, drugs, and is unwanted? For just one alcoholism. example, read Marie What about a woman who Cardinal's autobiography may want a child but knows The Words To Say It to see she cannot provide the adewhat can become of an quate support to raise it? I unwanted child. myself would never have a Youthink of the hypotheti- child, alone or with a parical unborn child in the best ner, until I could support us . scenario: wanted by loving, comfortably. stable parents who can ful- Carrying your logic ad fill all its needs. A couple in absurdum, what about the that situation is least likely potential million bucks I to terminate a pregnancy. In could have won in the last China, women are forced by lottery drawing? I terminatthe government to prevent ed my potential by not buyand terminate wanted, wel- ing a ticket. Compare the comed children. quality of my life to the Usually reality is NOT the quality of life I would have if best of all possible worlds. I had won. Should I write an In the worst situations, a obituary of my unrealized woman cannot adequately life? If,if, if... The world is care for the pre- and post- not built on hypotheticals. natal child physically or Your feeling towards an emotionally. Is it better to embryo is colored by relibring that embryo into a gious and/or moral judgdoomed life just for the sake ments. Whether a couple of of "life" or to foresee its cells has a soul is a religious doomed life and prevent a judgment as yet scientificalpainful childhood? Iy unfounded except by Following your logic, what default as in "Le Pari de about the unrealized poten- Pascal" (Pascal's Wager). tial of children already Nobody has a right to alive? These children impose his or her religious deserve all the energy and beliefs on me. How would effort put into the anti-abor- you like your reproductive tion movement. Many chil- system legislated to be dren living in poverty do not forced to produce a child you receive adequate nutrition, do not want and cannot suphousing, clothing and educa- port emotionally or finantion. One of them could have cially? been the next Einstein, or Putting religious fervor Cal Ripken. aside, every child should be What about the unwanted wanted, loved and happy. children waiting to be adopt- Take care of the children ed into loving homes? Too already in the world. If you often they are the wrong don't believe in abortion, color or the wrong age and don't have one. e-mailed to hendriej by l:J am TIle Friday before publication. Typed letters must include the author's name and phone number. Letters must not contain misleading or libelous content. Letters that fail to comply will not be published, but they will be returned to the author. Ranger News reserves the right to edit all letters. Observations In Re: • C.J. Nelson They ·~ave Theirs Obituary Ranger Co1umnist Newt Gingrich, Dick Armey, Phil Gramm, Mark Neumann, and Tommy Thompson all have post Baccalaureate schooling. This schooling was paid for by various federal aid or G.I. Bill programs. Each would now like to change those programs to benefit banks. Their attitude can be summed up as: "I got mine, nuts to yours." President Clinton believes in education. He understands that the payoff for education investment is on a ratio of 4-1. The Clinton Administration fought for legislation that would involve the Department of Education more in student Apathy loan programs. Because banks would lose this source of easy profits under the new plan, loans would be cheaper for students. The new Republican Majority would like to cut federal grants to students. By forcing students to take loans, Republicans would put banks back in charge of those loans with changes in interest subsidizing. The result would be higher profits for banks and greater difficulties for students. Like other students, I would love to get a doctorate without making my grandchildren pay off my debt. The Republican politicians don't care how much it costs us students. The more it costs, the more profits for the poor oppressed bankers. Banks charge higher fees and offer fewer services. They help you only if you have money. If you need help and are not wealthy a bank's favorite word is no. If "not much" is the answer to the question "what have banks done for me?," then contact Congressman Neumann's office and tell him you want the same educational opportunity that he and Speaker Gingrich had. Personal note: The Educators Credit Union has bent over backwards to help me and my family when we needed help. I want to publicly thank them and to disassociate them from my comments concerning banks. To the Editor: languish in orphanages. Your column last week, Childrens' energy and Mr. Hahn, refers to the lost curiosity need to be chanpotential of an unrealized neled constructively, or else life. I concede that it is a it directs itself destructively. loss when the couple wants Think of the obituaries of the child, such as my prema- the youths slain in America's ture sister born in 1957. inner cities because of sense- But what happens when it less violence, drugs, and is unwanted? For just one alcoholism. example, read Marie What about a woman who Cardinal's autobiography may want a child but knows The Words To Say It to see she cannot provide the adewhat can become of an quate support to raise it? I unwanted child. myself would never have a You think of the hypotheti- child, alone or with a partcal unborn child in the best ner, until I could support us · scenario: wanted by loving, comfortably. stable parents who can ful- Carrying your logic ad fill all its needs. A couple in absurdum, what about the that situation is least likely potential million bucks I to terminate a pregnancy. In could have won in the last China, women are forced by lottery drawing? I terminatthe government to prevent ed my potential by not buyand terminate wanted, wel- ing a ticket. Compare the corned children. quality of my life to the Usually reality is NOT the quality of life I would have if best of all possible worlds. I had won. Should I write an In the worst situations, a obituary of my unrealized woman cannot adequately life? If, if, if ... The world is What care for the pre- and post- not built on hypotheticals. Parkside Does Best natal child physically or Your feeling towards an emotionally. Is it better to embryo is colored by reli- • Arian Rana AdairNichols-Guest Columnist My name is Arian Rana Adair-Nichols, Vice President of Parkside Student Government, Vice President French Club, Vice Chair of Campus Democrats, and a member of CIA, PAW, GLO, and :B&RC. After two years at Parkside, I can honestly say that the general population 1 of the UW-Parkside is apa- ~ thetic to the point of being a disgrace. For instance, can anyone ~ say "Homecoming?" After ' the sparse summer meetings, there are three people left working on homecom- ,' ing-- and not for lack of effort of the nice woman who is coordinating it. If anyone , feels like doing something ~ constructive, please call Karla Farrell at 595-2277. Also, for those of you who didn't see the signs, posters, flyers and table toppers, State Representative Jim Kreuser (D-Kenosha) was here on Monday, September 11 at noon in Union 104. I -understand that many clubs meet at the same time, but one would think that some lonely person-other than members of the Ranger staff, PSGA and the Administration- could possibly have made it to at least a few minutes of the meeting. That, however, was not the case. People just don't care. Legislators like Mark Neumann can rape the students because we don't vote and don't stand up for ourselves. Why is it that out of about 5000 full-time students, only 50 really care enough to do anything? From clubs like SWEA, GLO, BSU, PSGA, Latinos Unidos, and similar organizations, a few active members try to make positive changes. Most Parkside students, however, come to school. Here they complain about tuition, food prices, student aid, course selection, and University and state policies. After attending class, they go to a party or to a job. Then they go home. If we all spent just a little less time complaining and a little more time doing, we just might have less to complain about. If you have questions about how to do more for the campus, go to the Ranger office, the PSGA office (WYLL D139A), Union 209, or any club meeting. Do something! bring that embryo into a gious and/or moral judg- doomed life just for the sake ments. Whether a couple of of "life" or to foresee its cells has a soul is a religious doomed life and prevent a judgment as yet scientificalpainful childhood? ly unfounded except by Following your logic, what default as in "Le Pari de about the unrealized poten- Pascal" (Pascal's Wager). tial of children already Nobody has a right to alive? These children impose his or her religious deserve all the energy and beliefs on me. How would effort put into the anti-abor- you like your reproductive tion movement. Many chil- system legislated to be dren living in poverty do not forced to produce a child you receive adequate nutrition, do not want and cannot suphousing, clothing and educa- port emotionally or finantion. One of them could have cially? been the next Einstein, or Putting religious fervor Cal Ripken. What aside, every child should be about the unwanted wanted, loved and happy. children waiting to be adopt- Take care of the children ed into loving homes? Too already in the world. If you often they are the wrong don't believe in abortion, color or the wrong age and don't have one. EDITORIAL POLICY e-malled to hendncJ by 9 am the Friday before publication. Typed letters must include the author's name and phone number. Letters must not contain misleading or libelous content. Letters that fail to comply will not be published, but they will be returned to the author. Ranger News encourages letters to the Editor. Letters should not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger News office (WYLL D-139C), or Ranger News reserves the right to edit all letters. Volunteer Opportunltles ESL Instructors Needed! The Kenosha Spanish Center needs volunteers on Monday evenings from 5:00-6:30 or 6:30-8:00 teaching adults how to speak English. Begin immediately. No training necessary just enjoy people and have a good sense of humor. Bilingual a plus. See Carol in the Volunteer Office. Tutors For Kenosha Children. 6th grader at Jefferson Elementary needs help with reading and math; 2nd grader at Friedens with reading; support ED student in regular classroom at Roosevelt; help 1st grade readers at Lincoln & Bain. More info in the Volunteer Office. Racine Zoo Offer Variety of Experiences-- Marketing Assistant to help promote mem- , bership and fund raisers; Education Assistant to staff Discovery Center and help with programs; Zoo Keeper Assistant to clean exhibits and assist where needed. Dependable, committed volunteers please sign up in Volunteer Office in Career Center. Special Events: "After 5" Greeters are needed on campus between 4:30-6:30 pm on Wednesday Sept. 27. Look your best while greeting the business community. KYF Fall Run Race needs timers/scorers from 7:30 a.m.- 12:30 p.m. on Saturday, Sept. 30. Math Club Puzzle • Ashley Carter Math Club President Welcome to another column of fun mathematics from PME. Before we travel to the middle east there is an anouncment that I hope will interest you. If you have enjoyed these columns, or like mathematics, or are interested in what the Math Club does -- there is a meetmg coming up. Next Wednesday at 12 noon in Greenquist D·111the Math club will have it's first meeting ofthe year. We will discuss what the club will be doing this next year and you will have a chance to learn several mathematical magic tricks. So come to learn about mind reading and what mathematics is really all about. Meet other people interested in mathematics and learn how to astound your friends. Bring any ideas or questions that you have. Hope to see you there! Now we travel to the Middle East for some historical and ingenious number problems.' Itseems that many years ago a rich Arabian died and was survived by three sons. In his will he gave 'conditions for the division of his prized property, 17 fine/camels. The will called for one half of the : I ; i,/ II camels to go to his eldest son, one third to his middle son, and finally, one ninth to his youngest. The sons were upset because they realized that the camels would be worthless (except as dog food) if actually cut into the required proportions. The sons called upon a local sage to help them. What solution did the sage offer? This may not seem to have anything to do with the middle east (since 1,2,3'00'are arabic numerals), but what is the largest number you can get when you combine one of each of the Roman numerals we learned in school? Numerals include (in random order): M, X, I, V, C, L. What does this have to do with the Middle East? Also with Roman numerals can you change the following equation from this incorrect one into a valid one by only adding one more line? I I I I = I I . I I In ancient Egypt it has been recorded that 2 slaves could haul 3 stone slabs in 3 hours. How many slaves did it take to haul 18 stone slabs in 18 hours? Finally, a very famous water clock in Mecca strikes 6 o'clock in 5 seconds. How long does it take to strike 12 o'clock? i!Wi,I;i[iiiji1liJY_iilill!&wmIJI'tlli"it.',',,'- ~i"""~;",,R£rgtl:mtMtfi.ltfI,_,.; __, ,__, d. ~. 1995·pa Volunteers of the Week Paula Braley normal process of learning as a child. I teach a middle-aged woman how to read two times a week so she can find better employment and for self improvement. S he is highly motivated and has a great sense of humor." The Racine Literacy Council is offering a fall training for tutors. Those interested can attend an orientation meeting at 420-7th Street on Thursday, September 28 from 6- 7p.m. New Faces at Dr. Ralph Lorenz Lorenz is teaching the music theory courses that Linda Swedensky taught while she takes a one year leave of absence. Lorenz will also be teaching Composition, Analysis, and Counterpoint when needed. Lorenz is married and has a two-year old Son. They look forward to settling in the Southeast Wisconsin area. Students are selected as "Volunteers of the Week" by their altruistic attitudes, the amount of the time spent in the community, and the positive impact their service has made in the lives of others. This week's volunteer is Paula Braley. Paula Braley is a sophomore majoring in English with a minor in Spanish. Paula completed 15 hours of training with the Racine Literacy Council in May of 1995 to tutor an adult learning to read and write. Joan Gibson, Education coordinator for the Racine Literacy Council is very happy with Paula's participation. "Paula has proven to be very patient. She is an extremely dedicated volunteer." Paula loves to read and wants others to experience the same enjoyment. She stated, "I have taken reading for granted, but with knowledge and desire, I can share it with someone else. Adults are at a disadvantage when they miss the Parkside • April Schoenberg Feature Editor The beginning of the 1995-96 school year has brought many new faces to the UW-Parkside campus. One such new face is Dr. Ralph Lorenz, an instructor in the music department. Lorenz is originally from Southern California and completed his undergraduate studies and Masters degree at California State University-Long Beach. He then moved to the midwest where he received his Ph.D. from Indiana University. After applying for several teaching positions, Lorenz chose Parkside for several reasons, "Parkside and Cal State have several similarities. It is a commuter school and this is a really beautiful area as well. "It is an interesting location, and it's great to be in this city because you aren't far from big cities like Milwaukee and Chicago." Lorenz feels that "there are neat teaching opportunities for me here." c I· Volunteer Opportun•ities ESL Instructors Needed! The Kenosha Spanish Center needs volunteers on Monday evenings from 5:00-6:30 or 6:30-8:00 teaching adults how to speak English. Begin immediately. No training necessary just enjoy people and have a good sense of humor. Bilingual a plus. See Carol in the Volunteer Office. Tutors For Kenosha Children. 6th grader at Jefferson Elementary needs help with reading and math; 2nd grader at Friedens with reading; support ED student in regular classroom at Roosevelt; help 1st grade readers at Lincoln & Bain. More info in the Volunteer Office. Racine Zoo Offer Variety of Experiences-- Marketing Assistant to help promote mem- . bership and fund raisers; Education Assistant to staff Discovery Center and help with programs; Zoo Keeper Assistant to clean exhibits and assist where needed. Dependable, committed volunteers please sign up in Volunteer Office in Career Center. Special Events: "After 5" Greeters are needed on campus between 4:30-6:30 pm on Wednesday Sept. 27. Look your best while greeting the business community. KYF Fall Run Race needs timers/scorers from 7:30 a.m.- 12:30 p.m. on Saturday, Sept. 30. Math Club Puzzle • Ashley Carter Math Club President Welcome to another column of fun mathematics from PME. Before we travel to the middle east there is an anouncment that I hope will interest you. If you have enjoyed these columns, or like mathematics, or are interested in what the Math Club does -- there is a meetmg coming up. Next Wednesday at 12 noon in Greenquist D-lll the Math club will have it's first meeting of the year. We will discuss what the club will be doing this next year and you will have a chance to learn several mathematical magic tricks. So come to learn about mind reading and what mathematics is really all about. Meet other people interested in mathematics and learn how to astound your friends. Bring any ideas or questions that you have. Hope to see you there! Now we travel to the Middle East for some historical and ingenious number problems.· It seems that many years ago a rich Arabian died and was survived by three sons. In his will he gave conditions for the division of his prized property, 17 fine 1camels. The will called for one half of the camels to go to his eldest son, one third to his middle son, and finally, one ninth to his youngest. The sons were upset because they realized that the cameis wouid be worthless (except as dog food) if actually cut into the required proportions. The sons called upon a local sage to help them. What solution did the sage offer? This may not seem to have anything to do with the middle east (since 1,2,3, ... are arabic numerals), but what is the largest number you can get when you combine one of each of the Roman numerals we learned in school? Numerals include (in random order): M, X, I, V, C, L. What does this have to do with the Middle East? Also with Roman numerals can you change the following equation from this incorrect one into a valid one by only adding one more line? I I I I = I I - I I In ancient Egypt it has been recorded that 2 slaves could haul 3 stone slabs in 3 hours. How many slaves did it take to haul 18 stone slabs in 18 hours? Finally, a very famous water clock in Mecca strikes 6 o'clock in 5 seconds. How long does it take to strike 12 o'clock? . IL ... 't21.1995 • pa Volunteer$ of the Week Students are selected as "Volunteers of the Week" by their altruistic attitudes, the amount of the time spent in the community, and the positive impact their service has made in the lives of others. This week's volunteer is Paula Braley. Paula Braley is a sophomore majoring in English with a minor in Spanish. Paula completed 15 hours of training with the Racine Literacy Council in May of 1995 to tutor an adult learning to read and write. Joan Gibson, Education coordinator for the Racine Literacy Council is very happy with Paula's participation. "Paula has proven to be very patient. She is an extremely dedicated volunteer." Paula loves to read and wants others to experience the same enjoyment. She stated, "I have taken reading for granted, but with knowledge and desire, I can share it with someone else. Adults are at a disadvantage when they miss the •. / .. . .... . ~ Paula Braley normal process of learning as a child. I teach a middle-aged woman how to read two times a week so she can find better employment and for self improvement. S he is highly motivated and has a great sense of humor." The Racine Literacy Council is offering a fall training for tutors. Those interested can attend an orientation meeting at 420-7th Street on Thursday, September 28 from 6- 7 p.m. New Faces at Parkside • April Schoenberg Feature Editor The beginning of the 1995-96 school year has brought many new faces to the UW-Parkside campus. One such new face is Dr. Ralph Lorenz, an instructor in the music department. Lorenz is originally from Southern California and completed his undergraduate studies and Masters degree at California State University-Long Beach. He then moved to the midwest where he received his Ph.D. from Indiana University. After applying for several teaching positions, Lorenz chose Parkside for several reasons ' "Parkside and Cal State have several similarities. It is a commuter school and this is a really beautiful area as well. "It is an interesting location, and it's great to be in this city because you aren't far from big cities like Milwaukee and Chicago." Lorenz feels that "there are neat teaching opportunities for me here." Dr. Ralph Lorenz Lorenz is teaching the music theory courses that Linda Swedensky taught while she takes a one year leave of absence. Lorenz will also be teaching Composition, Analysis, and Counterpoint when needed. Lorenz is married and has a two-year old son. They look forward to settling in the Southeast Wisconsin area. IN THE DARK? LET US SHED SOME LIGHT ON THE SUBJECT ... »: -, .-....... Student Services will be provided each Monday and Thursday Evening Until 6 p.m. . (When classes are in session) Admissions Molinaro D-111 Advising WYLL 107 Career Center ... WYLL D-175 Cashier ... WYLL D-193 Educational and CareerDevelopment ... WYLL D-175 . Financial Aid ... WYLL D-191 Information Center ... Union Bazaar Multicultural Student Affairs WYLL D-182 Registrar/Student Records WYLL D-187 Student Life/University Activities ... Union 209 Student Health and Counseling ... 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But then, in the '90s, image rules over content. And that is what White Zombie is all about. A triumph of image over content. They are the latest stage in metal evolution. A merging of industrial style patterns with the instrumentation of the early days of metal. Ministry meets Metallica doing a cover of Black Sabbath. One note, one style, milked for all it's worth. There are little interludes between each song: moody dialogue samples, carnival music, horror show theme songs and the like. One might consider these as attempts to convey a mo jod or keep the atmosphere of the music going. Or they could be seen as attempts to keep the listener from noticing that this CD could just as easily been released as one very long song. Astra-Creep: 2000 is the ultimate car wreck; and that is what it aspires to be. Astra-Creep: 2000 is an accident begging you to look at it, a terror play rock opera, the '90s version of Tommy, where, instead of transcendence, all the players are freaks working hard to drag you down with them. ' GETTING BACK TO NATURE °Derek Bishop Staff Writer Similar to the sightings of "Big Foot" and other mystical creatures, the University of WisconsinParkside authorities were notified on Monday, September 11 of a naked body in the woods, which had been sighted along the first trail by the Pike River, located across from the Parkside dormitories. Police Chief Robert Dean said that they received a call from a woman who lives in the area that "a neighborhood kid claimed to have seen a naked body in the woods. When we arrived on the scene, she pointed out the area on a map where the body would possibly be located. But when we investigated the scene, there was no naked body to be found." The University Police then learned that the "neighborhood kid" was actually her own son, who is a Parkside student: After locating the acclaimed "sighter" on the Parkside campus, the police transported the student back to the area where he had seen the body. "We were informed that the nearly naked body was a Caucasian male who was only wearing a white T-shirt," added Dean. Maybe it was just a guy trying to get that natural tan or just an innocent prank or perhaps the reason will remain a mystery. IN THE DARK? LET US SHED SOME LIGHT ON THE SUBJECT ... . .- / ............ .,· -✓ Student Services will be provided each Monday and Thursday Evening Until 6 p.m. (When classes are in session) Admissions .. . Molinaro D-111 Advising ... WYLL 107 Career Center ... WYLL D-175 Cashier . . . WYLL D-193 Educational and Career Development . . . WYLL D-17 5 . Financial Aid ... WYLL D-191 Information Center ... Union Bazaar Multicultural Student Affairs ... WYLL D-182 Registrar/Student Records ... 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By deleting the odd use of f"*k here and there, there is no doubt that the CD could lose the parental advisory, even though the songs would lose none of their intensity or shock value. But then, in the '90s, image rules over content. And that is what White Zombie is all about. A triumph of image over content. They are the latest stage in_ metal evolution. A merging of industrial style patterns with the instrumentation of the early days of metal. Ministry meets Metallica doing a cover of Black Sabbath. One note, one style, milked for all it's worth. There are little interludes between each song: moody dialogue samples, carnival music, horror show theme songs and the like. One might consider these as attempts to convey a mo fod or keep the atmosphere of the music going. Or they could be seen as attempts to keep the listener from noticing that this CD could just as easily been released as one very long song. Astro-Creep: 2000 is the ultimate car wreck; and that is what it aspires to be. Astro-Creep: 2000 is an accident begging you to look at it, a terror play rock opera, the '90s version of Tommy, where, instead of transcendence, all the players are freaks working hard to drag you down with them. GETTING BACK TO NATURE • Derek Bishop Staff Writer Similar to the sightings of "Big Foot" and other mystical creatures, the University of WisconsinParkside authorities were notified on Monday, September 11 of a naked body in the woods, which had been sighted along the first trail by the Pike River, located across from the Parkside dormitories. Police Chief Robert Dean said that they received a call from a woman who lives in the area that "a neighborhood kid claimed to have seen a naked body in the woods. When we arrived on the scene, she pointed out the area on a map where the body would possibly be located. But when we investigated the scene, there was no naked body to be found." The University Police then learned that the "neighborhood kid" was actually her own son, who is a Parkside student." After locating the acclaimed "sighter" on the Parkside campus, the police transported the student back to the area where he had seen the body. "We were informed that the nearly naked body was a Caucasian male who was only wearing a white T-shirt," added Dean. Maybe it was just a guy trying to get that natural tan or just an innocent prank or perhaps the reason will remain a mystery. CD Review Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill • TyWilda Entertainment Editor .The sweet morning song of a hummingbird just before a steamroller makes it a permanent part of the earth. Delicate ice sculptures about to be showered in boiling oil. Exquisite blown glass sculptures in the hands of a gorilla. These are the sorts of beauties superimposed on by impending doom that best 'capture the spirit of Alanis , Morrissette's debut release Jagged Little Pill. Lyrically and melodically, no matter how sweet she tries to sound there is a trace of the sinister underlying all the music on this disc. Every pretty note she hits is matched by a growl or soured by the words she's singing. Her voice is unable to sustain a high note without developing into a vicious audio sneer at the end. This is a disc of cynicism, loss, despair and anger. A song like "Perfect," sounds like a child's lullaby, until you listen closely to lines like "That simply wasn't good -, enough/To make us proud." "YouLearn" is an epistle to learning things the hard '''ay, by experiencing the worst life has to offer. The first, single "You Ought To Know," made men afraid and women cheer for the angered, embittered singer as she ripped apart the man who left her. Its follow up, "Hand In My Pocket," lacks that intensity, but hooks with its ambiguous quality of sorrow instead. Unfortunately, this style can really fall flat at times. Sometimes, she seems to drift into the arena.of the bad heavy metal ballad, and when she attempts to sing the sweet song without anger, she fails miserably. Alanis Morissette is a grown up and nasty version of all those sweet little alternative girls, Juliana Hatfield after she got dumped real hard, Sarah McLaughlin in hell, Sheryl Crow after you take away her Prozac. As long as she holds on to that anger and uses it, she has you cornered; until she falls into the trap of sounding the way girl singers are "supposed" to sound, snu keeps yuu captured. A .Man of No Importance Opens Foreign Film Series The Foreign Film Series will make its debut with A Man of No Importance. This film offers the pleasure of Albert Finney's sweet performance as Alfie Byrne who speaks of art with a reverential capital A. The series remains an outstanding entertainment bargain. Regular price tickets are $20 and student/senior citizen tickets are $18. Each season ticket holder will be allowed to bring a guest to three showings free. Wanted-Creative Thougfits The Ranger Entertainment section Will be featunng the creative works of students in upcoming issues. If you have a piece of original poetry, humor, art, photogra- '" phy, cartooning or short fiction that you would like to share with your fellow students, please bring it down to the Ranger office for consideration AsR for Iy Wlida, Entertainment Editor. I VIRGO (Augu&t 23 • September 22) Success is righl around the corner tor you. It's time 10 get Involved. Join a career planning group or attend a workshop. but plan 10r your future now! Call 595·2452 to sign up today! ARIES (March 21 • Apr;r 19) Today Is 1he day 10 make your move I A Career advisor can help point you In the right direction. Yoor lucky numbers are 595·2452. TAURUS (April 20 - May 20) This morning Is a good time for sening goalS. Pick a major or start making some career plans. 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SCORPIO (October 24· Novamber 21) Conrused about what direction your life Is taklng'? Seek answers in the Career Center, WYLL D175 across from the bookstore. Your Opportunities will increase greaUy. SAGITTARIUS (Novamber 22· Docomber 21) It's time to get a clear Idea of what you should be doing. In the monUlS ahead you will take big steps in thai direc1ion. Seek guidance from an expert - Caf1595-2452 tor an appointment. CAPRICORN (O""'lmber 22 • January 19) You have a dazzling personality -. use h to your advSllage. Take the Myers-Brig;s type indicator and find ou1 how. Details in the Career Center. AQUARIUS (January 20 - FabAlary 16) Exploration is your nature this week. The anSWBfSto your career woes are forthcoming. Volunteer to make a difference and discover your hidden pctenuat (HINT: See Carol Engbe(9) PISCES (February 19 - March 20) You Bfe taeling like a 'ish out 01water with no career direction. Help is aVailable. Take the initiative. Maybe try a new part-time joQ (HINT: See Joyce Sadler) The Career Center (414) 595-2542 CD Review Alanis Morissette Jagged Little Pill • Ty Wilda Entertainment Editor The sweet morning song of a hummingbird just before a steamroller makes it a permanent part of the earth. Delicate ice sculptures about to be showered in boiling oil. Exquisite blown glass sculptures in the hands ofa gorilla. These are the sorts of beauties superimposed on by impending doom that best ·capture the spirit of Alanis Morrissette's debut release Jagged Little Pill. Lyrically and melodically, no matter how sweet she tries to sound there is a trace of the sinister underlying all the music on this disc. Every pretty note she hits is matched by a growl or soured by the words she's singing. Her voice is unable to sustain a high note without developing into a vicious audio sneer at the end. This is a disc of cynicism, loss, despair and anger. A song like "Perfect," sounds like a child's lullaby, until you listen closely to lines like "That simply wasn't good enoughtro make us proud." "You Learn" is an epistle to learning things the hard ·"aY, by experiencing the worst life has to offer. The first single "You Ought To Know," made men afraid and women cheer for the angered, embittered singer as she ripped apart the man who left her. Its follow up, "Hand In My Pocket," lacks that intensity, but hooks with its ambiguous quality of sorrow instead. Unfortunately, this style can really fall flat at times. Sometimes, she seems to drift into the arena of the bad heavy metal ballad, and when she attempts to sing the sweet song without anger, she fails miserably. Alanis Morissette is a grown up and nasty version of all those sweet little alternative girls, Juliana Hatfield after she got dumped real hard, Sarah McLaughlin in hell, Sheryl Crow after you take away her Prozac. As long as she holds on to that anger and uses it, she has you cornered; until she falls into the trap of sounding the way girl singers are "supposed" to sound, islw keeps you captured. A Man of No Importance Opens Foreign Film Series The Foreign Film Series will make its debut with A Man of No Importance. This film offers the pleasure of Albert Finney's sweet performance as Alfie Byrne who speaks of art with a reverential capital A. The series remains an outstanding entertainment bargain. Regular price tickets are $20 and student/senior citizen tickets are $18 . Each season ticket holder will be allowed to bring a guest to three showings free. Wanted-Creative Thoughts The Ranger Entertainment section will be featuring the creative works of students in upcoming issues. If you have a piece of original poetry, humor, art, photography, cartooning or short fiction that you would like to share with your fellow students, please bring it down to the Ranger office for consideration in our new section. Ask for Ty Wilda, Entertainment Editor. -------~'- Horoscope ARIES (March 21 - ,a.prn 19) Today Is 1he day to make your move! A Car99r advisor can help point you In the right direction. Your lucky numbers are 595-2452. TAURUS (April 20 • May 20) This morning Is a good time for setting goals. Pick a major or start making some career plans. A career counselor can help - flnd one! (HINT: The Career Center) GEMINI (May 21 - June 21) Quit procras1inaling and slart thinking about yol/f future. The time is now to focus on career issues. Seek advloe in the Career Center. (595-2452) Perhaps an internship is the place lo start. CANCER (June 22 • Jt~Y 22) Something you hadn't counted on could enter the equalion this week and change things considerably. It's time to seek guidance. Snare your concerns with a professional who knows about the world ol work! (HINT: Call the Career Center 595-2452) LEO (JLAy 23 - August 22) Find an enthusiastic person to talk lo about your career goals {HINT: call Julie Anding in the Career Center) or ii you're searching for a new job. this person could give you a hot lead. (HINT: Jo Ann Goodyear) VIRGO (August 23 - September 22) Success is right around the corner for you. It's time to get Involved. Join a career planning group or attend a workshop, but plan for your future now! Call 595·2452 to sign up 1odayl LIBRA (September 23 • October 23) This morning a development could make your lite easier. Talk lo a fr,end. or betler yet. a career planning pcofessional about your goals. (For an appoilllmenl call 595-2452. SCORPIO (October 24 • November 21) Confused about what direction your life Is tal<lng? seek answers in the Career Center, WYLL D175 across from the bookstore. Your oPportunities will increase greatly. SAGITTARIUS (November 22 • December 21) It's time to get a clear ld9a of what you should be doing. In the months ahead you wlll take big steps in that direction. Seek guidance trom an expert - can 595-2452 for an appointment. CAPRICORN (Oec&mber 22. January 19) You have a dazzling personality •· use II to your adV5'tage. Take the Myers-Briggs type indicator and find oul how. Details In the Career Center. AQUARIUS (January 20 • February 18) Exploration is your nature this week. The answers lo Y~ career woes are forthcoming. Volunteer to make a difference and discover your hidden potential. (HINT: See Carol Engberg) PISCES (February 19 • March 20) You are feeling like a lish out of water with no career direction. Help is available. Take the initiative. Maybe try a l'l8W part-time job (HINT: See Joyce Sadler) The Career Center ( 414) 595-2542 eta fJatendaria "By eAmy fhtefcer and cAnna "Bosco Giovedi, 21 di Settembre Foreign Film---A Man of No Importance. 7:30 p.m, $201$18 student/senior citizen. . National-It's National Food Services Week. Hug a Food Services worker today! Personal-We would like to wish Karl Liebe, our Photo Editor, a very happy birthday! Venerdi, 22 di Settembre Entertainment-The video of the mysterious hypnotist, Frederick Winters will be shown today, This amazing show takes place at noon in the Union Square. Men's Soccer-UW-Parkside at home vs. Oakland University at 7 p.m. The cost is free to all UWP students. Women's Volleyball-UW-Parkside at home vs. Indianapolis at 7 p.m. Sabato, 23 de Settembre National--Smile! Itis the first day of Autumn. Women's Cross Country--plays away at U.W. Whitewater at 11 a.m. Women's Volleyball--play a doubleheader at home starting at 5 pm playing against Northern Kentucky and at 7:30 p.m. against Bellamarine. Foreign Film--A Man of No Importance at is showing 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Domenica, 24 di Settembre Women's Soccer--UW-Parkside at Lewis University, 2p.m. Men's Soccer- UW-Parkside at Lewis University, 12 p.m. Trivia··Nationai Dog Week begins. Foreign Film-A Man of No Importance is showing at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Lunedi, 25 di Settembre Recruitment Fair--l0 a.m. to 3 p.m. at Main Place. This is a great oppurtunity to see the various clubs and organization on campus. Sigma Tau Delta is having their monthly meeting on Monday,September 25 at noon in Union 207. They will be discussing upcoming regional conference. Martedi, 26 di Settembre National--Johnny Appleseed Day Mereoledi, 27 di Settembre Sports--Men's Soccer plays at home against Trinity University at 4 p.m. Noon Concert- Soundings Chamber Ensemble presents Chamber Music CART DIl8. Concert_ Brass' Bullitt, 9 p.m. at the Union Square. Soup and Substance Series- "Family Rights for Gay and Lesbians," noon at Union 104-106. This will be presented by Reverend Annie Holmes. Brass Bullit Parkside Activities Board presents its first live band performance of the year with Brass Bullit on September 27 at 9 p.m. Brass Bullit describes its music as "a radical new dimension in funk and fun," playing a mix of covers ranging from Motown to today's R&B hits. The band features guitarist Bullit, bassman Chilly Willy, Lon on keyboards, vocals by Stormy 'T', and aptly named Bam Bamm as drummer. While playing such songs as "Are You Genna Go My Way," "YMCA"and "Play That Funky Music," they Get down with the groove of Brass Bullit in Union Square, September 27 at 9:00 p.m. will also entertain with an Brass Bullit will be energetic and hypnotic exploding on stage at 9:00 stage show. A groovin' time at the Union Square. Free is promised to all who enter admission for Parkside stuthis band's dance zone. dents and guests. CD Review The Rembrandts LP • TyWilda Help! I have this recurring nightmare in which Courtney Cox is holding headphones tightly to my ears and forcing me to listen to the much too cheery and chirpy theme from Friends over and over again. Or worse, the stack of love and relationship songs from the Rembrandts' full length CD, LP. The Rembrandts play an overly earnest brand of infectious pop that tries to show a faux blues-rock influence, but seems straight from the pen of post-Beatle's Paul McCartney. They sing along in sweet harmonies in the same sort of pop style that Squeeze was big on in the '80s. Pure and basic ear candy. Hook, riff, chorus by formula with just enough edge to seem like serious rockers, but not enough to threaten. They're slickly produced, competent musicians with little to say and an audience just waiting to hear it. The duo of Phil Solem and Danny Wilde form the Rembrandts. Their voices are an interchangeable blend of slightly nasal harmony with gentle tempo acoustic and acoustic sounding electric guitar backgrounds. They effortlessly glide through a seemingly unending set of love songs with ~ titles like "Lovin' Me Insane," "As Long As I Am Breathing" and "Drowning In Your Tears." Perfect little pop songs. In a somewhat odd marketing angle, the duo doesn't list their big song "I'll Be There For You (Theme From Friends)" on the CD. Never fear, though, it truly is on there as one of those very clever unlisted bonus tracks at the end of the regular tracks. LP is catchy lite rock for a lite time with those Friends you just can't get enough of. HAIL TO HE KING Hurting people isn't a good thing ...well sometimes it is. Sly Stallone Pa <3alendaria '13~ c:.Am1 f!ucler and e,.4nna '13osco Giovedi, 21 di Settembre Foreign Film---A Man of No Importance. 7:30 p.m. $20/$18 student/senior citizen. · National-It's National Food Services Week. Hug a Food Services worker today! Personal-We would like to wish Karl Liebe, our Photo Editor, a very happy birthday! Venerdi, 22 di Settembre Entertainment-The video of the mysterious hypnotist Frederick Winters will be shown today. This amazing ' show takes place at noon in the Union Square. Men's Soccer-UW-Parkside at home vs. Oakland University at 7 p.m. The cost is free to all UWP students. Women's Volleyball-UW-Parkside at home vs. Indianapolis at 7 p.m. Sabato, 23 de Settembre National--Smile! It is the first day of Autumn. Women's Cross Country--plays away at U.W. Whitewater at 11 a .m. Women's Volleyball--play a doubleheader at home starting at 5 pm playing against Northern Kentucky and at 7:30 p.m. against Bellamarine. Foreign Film--A Man of No Importance at is showing 8 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Domenica, 24 di Settembre Women's Soccer--UW-Parkside at Lewis University, 2p.m. Men's Soccer- UW-Parkside at Lewis University, 12 p.m. Trivia--National Dog Week begins. Foreign Film-A Man of No Importance is showing at 2 p.m. in the Union Cinema. Lunedi, 25 di Settembre - Recruitment Fair--10 a.m. to 3 p.m. at Main Place. This is a great oppurtunity to see the various clubs and organization on campus. Sigma Tau Delta is having their monthly meeting on Monday, September 25 at noon in Union 207. They will be discussing upcoming regional conference. Martedi, 26 di Settembre National--Johnny Appleseed Day Mercoledi, 27 di Settembre Sports--Men's Soccer plays at home against Trinity University at 4 p.m. Noon Concert- Soundings Chamber Ensemble presents Chamber Music, CART DUS. Concert- Brass Bullitt, 9 p.m. at the Union Square. Soup and Substance Series- "Family Rights for Gay and Lesbians," noon at Union 104-106. This will be presented by Reverend Annie Holmes. Brass Bullit Parkside Activities Board presents its first live band performance of the year with Brass Bullit on September 27 at 9 p.m. Brass Bullit describes its music as "a radical new dimension in funk and fun " playing a mix of covers ' ranging from Motown to today's R&B hits. The band features guitarist Bullit, bassman Chilly Willy, Lon on keyboards, vocals by Stormy 'T', and aptly named Barn Bamm as drummer. While playing such songs as "Are You Gonna Go My Way," "YMCA" and "Play That Funky Music," they Get down with the groove of Brass Bullit in Union Square, September 27 at 9:00 p.m. will also entertain with an energetic and hypnotic stage show. A groovin' time is promised to all who enter this band's dance zone. Brass Bullit will be exploding on stage at 9:00 at the Union Squar e. Free admission for Parkside students and guests. CD Review The Rembrandts LP • Ty Wilda Help! I have this recurring nightmare in which Courtney Cox is holding headphones tightly to my ears and forcing me to listen to the much too cheery and chirpy theme from Friends over and over again. Or worse, the stack oflove and relationship songs from the Rembrandts' full length CD, LP. The Rembrandts play an overly earnest brand of infectious pop that tries to show a faux blues-rock influence, but seems straight from the pen of post-Beatle's Paul McCartney. They sing along in sweet harmonies in the same sort of pop style that Squeeze was big on in the '80s. Pure and basic ear candy. Hook, riff, chorus by formula with just enough edge to seem like serious rockers, but not enough to threaten. They're slickly produced, competent musicians with little to say and an audience just waiting to hear it. The duo of Phil Solem and Danny Wilde form the Rembrandts. Their voices are an interchangeable blend of slightly nasal harmony with gentle tempo acoustic and acoustic sounding electric guitar backgrounds. HAIL TO HE They effortlessly glide through a seemingly unending set of love songs with titles like "Lovin' Me Insane," "AB Long As I Am Breathing" and "Drowning In Your Tears." Perfect little pop songs. In a somewhat odd marketing angle, the duo doesn't list their big song "I'll Be There For You (Theme From Friends)" on th e CD. Never fear, though, it truly is on there as one of those very clever unlisted bonus tracks at the end of the regular tracks. LP is catchy lite rock for a lite time with those Friends you just can't. get enough of. Hurting peo - ple isn't a good thing . . . wel l someti mes i t is. KING Sly Stallone Heat and Humidity Hurt Cross Country • AI Heppner Sports Editor Some like it hot.' The men's cross country team doesn't. As the temperatures soared into the mid-80's at the 16th Annual Midwest Collegiate Open on the Parkside Cross Country Course, the Ranger's performances fell. "The heat affected us very badly," said Coach Lucian Rosa. "Our top runner didn't even ·breSk 28 minutes and we are a lot better than that." The team actually started out very strong. Andy Sarnow, 'Dave Sheriff and Brian Borkowski all went through the mile marker under 5:25. However, ~oon afterward, the sunny skies began to wear down Parkside Runners and probably assisted teams from the South. "Our top two runners and three of our top seven dropped out," added Rosa. . In all, only 12 out of Parkside's 17 starters finished the race. But Parkside wasn't the only team affected by the "heat. The body count totaled over 50 runners and a couple of them needed an ambulance escort off the course. In addi- . tion, at least a half dozen runners had to be hurdled because they lay in pain or throwing up. The warmth wasn't the only obstacle the Rangers faced. Just after the three-mile mark, a runner stepped on Brian Borkowski's shoe and Bark was forced to leave it on the course as he hobbled to the finish line. After the race, Bark proclaimed himself "The Shoeless Wonder." In addition, freshman sensation Marshall Donnerbauer and Jason Hrdina were still under the weather. Hrdina is expected back for next week's UWWhitewater meet, but Donnerbauer may be out for a while, But not all was bad for Parkside. Dave Sheriff, last year's number seven runner, was the top Ranger finisher on Saturday and already has run close to his personal best time. He attributed his dramatic improvement to "summer pounding." The number two and three runners for Parkside, Radobickey and Sean Burwell are both improving freshman and kept the Ranger's team score respectable (l7th out of 33 teams). . "We have to bounce back and run better at UW-Whitewater," said Rosa. Whether the Cross County team bounces back or not, at least we know the heat won't be a problem for long. Andy Sarnow (left) and Dave Sheriff led all Parkside runners early in the race. Midwest Collegiate Open Parkside 8 km results: 74. Dave Sheriff 28:10 82. Bernie Radobickey 28:19 104. Sean Burwell 28:50 116. Jesse Decker 28:59 119. Al Heppner 29:03 141. Steve Miller 29:30 145. Josh Osinga 29:35 199. Brian Borkowski 29:45 204. Shane Carr 29:51 207. Dave Dominguese 29:52 247. Dan Koch 30:39 Parkside Golfers Open Season • Andrew Boedecker Sports Writer The Parkside Men's Golf team pened their season last Wednesday at the University of Indianapolis Invitational, held at the Links Golf. Club. For the first time in ages, the team wasn't led by veteran coach Steve Stephens, who retired after last season's conclusion. Coach Stephens had served the University for many years and decided to turn over the reigns to Walt Shirer, whom many around Parkside may recognize from University Relations. This is also the first year _the . Rangers will compete as a part of the "-Great Lakes ValleyConference(GLVC). Led by the rookie coach, last season's MVP, Dave Kopp, and captain Brent Heit, the Rangers finished a respectable 7th place in the twelve team invite. The Rangers team score was 317. The format of the tournament was to play five players and count the lowest four scores. Kopp led the Rangers with a fine round of 74 but was disappointed afterward. "1 made 5 birdies during the round, but 1 also had 5 bogies and a double (bogey)," stated Kopp. "I thought the greens rolled really smooth and we're about twenty times better than our practice course (Johnson Park)." Freshman Jason Vanacker, in his first appearance as a Ranger, shot a solid 79, . while Scott Anthes fired an 81. Heit shot an 83, while junior 'Ibm Gentz rounded out the scoring with an 88. When asked about the course, Heitreplied, "It was a very fair test of golf; a lot better than the courses we practice on. We didn't play very well as a team, but we didn't finish that far off of the lead. If we could all pull our heads out and play decent, we might be able to win." Coach Shirer thought the team played well as a whole. "Kopp could have won the meet. He finished tied for 5th. He had a few 3-putts, but played very well. Jason Vanacker played well in his first meet as a freshman. I know the rest of the team can play better. Scott and Brent played poorly on the front nine, but recovered nicely on the back. Also, four of the GLVC teams were there, including the "team to beat"· (Northern Kentucky). We were only 3 strokes per man behind the top team GLVC team. Lbelievs that we're in the hunt for the conference championship." Indiana Wesleyan won the invite with a score of 303, and there were six other teams within fourteen shots ofthe lead. Walking on to the field • Derek Bishop Staff Writer The Parkside baseball team's head coach, Craig Kealty, has just announced that the try-out date for "walk-ens" will be held this Saturday, September 16, at 10 a.m. at the UW-Parkside field. This is the first year Kealty will be coaching the Rangers, but he has had experience with the Milwaukee School of Engineering for the past 3 years. There are estimated to be 100 games played in the upcoming season. The Rangers are looking for more help in the pitching department with an addition of a manager and statistician. "There are a number of students who are practicing everyday, but there's a need for more before the season opening on March 16. It's hard to say how the team will fare, but we do have some key returning players. Last year, the team was pretty successful and played pretty tough", stated Kealty. Heat and Huniidity Hurt Cross Country • Al Heppner Sports Editor Some like it hot. ' The men's cross country team 4oesn't. As the temperatures soared into the mid-80's at the 16th Annual Midwest Collegiate Open on the Parkside Cross Country Course, the Ranger's performances fell. "The heat affected us very badly," said Coach Lucian Rosa. "Our top runner didn't even · · break 28 minutes and we are a lot better than that." The warmth wasn't the only obstacle the Rangers fac~d. Just after the three-mile mark, a runner stepped on Brian Borkowski's shoe and Bork was forced to leave it on the course as he hobbled to the finish line. After the race, Bork proclaimed himself"The Shoeless Wonder." In addition, freshman sensation Marshall Donnerbauer and Jason Hrdina were still under the weather. Hrdina is expected back for next week's UWWhitewater meet, but Donnerbauer may be out for a The team actually started out while, very strong. Andy Sarnow, Oave Sheriff and Bri~ Borkowski all went through the mile marker under 5:25. However, ~oon afterward, the sunny skies began to wear down Parkside Runners and probably assisted teams from the South. But not all was bad for Parkside. Dave Sheriff, last year's number seven runner, was the top Ranger finisher on Saturday and already has run close to his personal best time. He attributed his dramatic improvement to "summer pounding." The number two and three runners for Parkside, Radobickey and Sean Burwell are both improving freshman and kept the Ranger's team score respectable (17th out of 33 teams). Andy Sarnow (left) and Dave Sheriff led all Parkside runners early in the race. "Our top two runners and three of our top seven dropped Midwest Collegiate Open Parkside 8 km results: · out," added Rosa. · 74. 82. 104. 116. In all, only 12 out of Parkside's 17 starters finished the race. But Parkside wasn't the only team affected by the Ji-eat. The body count totaled over 50 runners and a couple of them needed an ambulance escort off the course. In addi- "We have to bounce back and run better at UW-Whitewater," said Rosa. 119. 141. 145. . tion, at least a half dozen runners had to be hurdled because t_hey lay in pain or throwing up. Whether the Cross County team bounces back or not, at least we know the heat won't be a problem for long. 199. 204 . 207. 247. Parkside Golfers Open Season • Andrew Boedecker Sports Writer The Parkside Men's Golf team pened their season last Wednesday at the University of Indianapolis Invitational, held at the Links Golf Club. For the first time in ages, the team wasn't led by veteran coach Steve Stephens, who retired after last season's conclusion. Coach Stephens had served the University for many years and decided to turn over the reigns to Walt Shirer, whom many around Parkside may recognize from University Relations. This is also the first year .the _ Rangers will compete as a part of the Great Lakes Valley Conference (GLVC). Led by the rookie coach, last season's MVP, Dave Kopp, and captain Brent Heit, the Rangers finished a respectable 7th place in the twelve team invite. The Rangers team score was 317. The format of the tournament was to play five players and count the lowest four scores. Kopp led the Rangers with a fine round of 7 4 but was disappointed afterward. "I made 5 birdies during the round, but I also had 5 bogies and a double (bogey)," stated Kopp. "I thought the greens rolled really smooth and we're about twenty times better than our practice course (Johnson Park)." Freshman Jason Vanacker, in his first appearance as a Ranger, shot a solid 79, · while Scott Anthes fired an 81. Heit shot an 83, while junior Tom Gentz rounded out the scoring with an 88. When asked about the course, Heit replied, "It was a very fair test of golf; a lot better than the courses we practice on. We didn't play very well as a team, but we didn't finish that far off of the lead. If we could Dave Sheriff 28:10 Bernie Radobickey 28:19 Sean Burwell 28:50 Jesse Decker 28:59 Al Heppner 29:03 Steve Miller 29:30 Josh Osinga 29:35 Brian Borkowski 29:45 Shane Carr 29:51 Dave Dominguese 29:52 Dan Koch 30:39 all pull our heads out and play decent, we might be able to win." Coach Shirer thought the team played well as a whole. "Kopp could have won the meet. He finished tied for 5th. He had a few 3-putts, but played very well. Jason Vanacker played well in his first meet as a freshman. I know the rest of the team can play better. Scott and Brent played poorly on the front nine, but recovered nicely on the back. Also, four of the GLVC teams were there, including the "team to beat" (Northern Kentucky). We were only 3 strokes per man behind the top team GLVC team. l believe that we're in the hunt for the conference championship." Indiana Wesleyan won the invite with a score of 303, and there were six other teams within fourteen shots of the lead. Walking on to the field • Derek Bishop Staff Writer The Parkside baseball team's head coach, Craig Kealty, has just announced that the try-out date for "walk-ons" will be held this Saturday, September 16, at 10 a.m. at the UW-Parkside field. This is the first year Kealty will be coaching the Rangers, but he has had experience with the Milwaukee School of Engineering for the past 3 years. There are estimated to be 100 games played in the upcoming season. The Rangers are looking for more help in the pitching department with an addition of a manager and statistician. "There are a number of students who are practicing everyday, but there's a need for more before the season opening on March 16. It's hard to say how the team will fare, but we do have some key returning players. Last year, the team was pretty successful and played pretty tough", stated Kealty. Athlete of the Week: Timothy Seaman Hometown: North Babylon, New York Sport: Racewalking Future Plans: Law School Last May, Tim Seaman won an unprecedented fourth straight NAJANational Championship in the 5000 meter racewalk. Pulling away from UW-P's AI Heppner and Cedarville's Chad Eder at the two mile mark, Seaman cruised to victory in a time of 20:39, which broke his own record by nine seconds. He became the first-ever Parkside Athlete to four-peat. Taking a closer look at Seaman's Parkside career show some amazing accomplishments. An All-Conference soccer player in high school, Seaman originally 'came to Parkside to play two sports. However, his tremendous success in track and field persuaded him to narrow his focus. He won the U.S.A. Junior National title twice and established American Junior records at the 5 km, 10 km, and 20 km distances after his freshman year. In addition to his four NAIA titles, Seaman also won the National Collegiate Walking Alliance (NCWA)20 km title in 1993. At the 1993 Olympic Festival in San Antonio, he took the silver. We could write Ranger Picks o Hans Weitkuhn Sports Writer Tim Seaman atop the victory stand for the 4th straight year at AsuzaPacific University. a book about his accomplishments. Currently, Seaman, who graduated from Parkside last May, is training back in his hometown. In October, he plans to move down to La Grange, Georgia where he can train at the United States Track and Field's Center of Excellence. After the 1996 Olympic Trials, Seaman plans to attend law school.) Women's Soccer Wins ) o Derek Bishop Staff Writer The abuse continued with the Parkside Women's Soccer team claiming the cup of triumph by winning the joust over the Bellarmine Lady Knights. The only goal of the game was scored by Natalie Weber from a cross from Tracey Rosiak at the 47:13 mark. "It was a good win, as it was our second conference win. The team played tougher then yesterday by stepping up in their abilities", said head coach Barb Singer. But don't let the low score fool you, the Lady Knights had four players placed on the injured list during the competition. Erin Dessert of the Lady Knights fell victim to Parkside's "shake and tumble" playing by slowly walking away with a fractured wrist. About the flawless weekend, sophomore Jill Litkowski said, "When we're on, we're on. When we're off, we're off," Men's Soccer Wins in Overtime o Derek Bishop Staff Writer The Parkside Men's Soccer team displayed their skills in over time, with a win over the Bellarmine Knights 2-1. The first half had junior Matt Sheahan signing a score sheet with a.head shot at the 29:26 mark that was assisted by Patrick White. Parkside had the advantage coming into the second half, but it was Bellarmine who came back with a bizarre shot from Steve Wulkopf at 59:30. The highly unusual score caused the crowd of fans to stir as the very unorthodox shot that somehow got past goalkeeper Mike Guzaski and a couple of Parkside players who tried to kick the ball out of play but just could not do it. Parkside had a try at finishing .the Knights as sophomore Steven Goal made a terrific shot but the officials ruled it a handball. The time was running out and the score was tied but the damage had been done to send it into the extend session. S.F over Detroit Houston over Cincinnati NY. Giants over N.Orleans Cleveland over KC Dallas over Arizona Atlanta over N.YJets Oakland over Philadelphia Green Bay over Jacksonville: Look for the Packer's offense to redeem themselves against the expansion team. Mark Brunell will have a long day against his former teammates. Chicago over St. Louis: oAI Heppner Sports Editor San Francisco over Detroit Houston over Cincinnati NY. Giants over New Orleans Cleveland over Kansas City Dallas over Arizona Atlanta over N.Y Jets Oakland over Philadelphia Packers over Jacksonville Holmgren claims that his team is in for a season of close games. Well, this won't be one of them. A stellar Packer defense has no problems manhandling the Jaguars. Bears over St. Louis This time Kramer finds the end zone as Chicago's offense picks up the pace. The Rams are looking for their first winning season since 1989, but they can't play an expansion team every week. Washington over Tampa Bay It was Parkside who threw the knockout punch in the first 15 minute 'half at 112:25 from who else, White. Patrick White, the undisputed triple scorer from the Kentucky Wesleyan game connected on a 40 foot-shot. The second of the 15- minute, OT halves were history. "We played well earlier in the game but wejust could not finish the game. It was a tough win, especially when it's a back to back game situation; said assistant coach Chris Sagar. Sure, the Rams are 3-0 but now they're playing a real football team. Bear kicker Kevin Butler may decide this game at the end. Washington over Tampa Bay: Redskins offense will blow by Tampa's defense. Minnesota over Pittsburgh: The Vikings always seem to do well against the good teams. Pitt mourns the loss ofWoodson. San Diego over Denver: John Elway is due for a fall. Against the Chargers, Elway will fall into the waiting arms of Junior Seau. Hans' Picks: 9-5 (.643) .,. After a heart-wrenching, last second defeat to the comeback king last week, the improving 'Skins get a breather against listless Tampa Bay. Big contract or not, Shuler stays on the sideline (even after he recovers from his injury), and Gus Frerotte becomes big-name quarterback by the end of the season. Pittsburgh over Minnesota The Vikings defense was almost perfect for three quarters ag-ainst the Cowboys, but it's the Steelers big front seven that dominate this one. Steelers LB Greg Lloyd talks an awful lot of trash, but he backs it up with big plays. Big Bam Morris' running keys ball-control offense without O'Donnell, Hepp's Week 3 results: 11-3 (.785) The Hepp starts off BIG! ::....:---------------------.,--------------------------- ......------+------ Athlete of the Week: Timothy Seaman Ranger Picks Hometown: North Babylon, New York Sport: Racewalking Future Plans: Law School Last May, Tim Seaman won an unprecedented fourth straight NAIA National Championship in the 5000 meter racewalk. Pulling away from UW-P's Al Heppner and Cedarville's Chad Eder at the two mile mark, Seaman cruised to victory in a time of 20:39, which broke his own record by nine seconds. He became the first-ever Parkside Athlete to four-peat. Taking a closer look at Seaman's Parkside career show some amazing accomplishments. An All-Conference soccer player in high school, Seaman originally ·came to Parkside to play two sports. However, his tremendous success in track and field persuaded him to narrow his focus. He won the U.S.A. Junior National title twice and established American Junior records at the 5 km, 10 km, and 20 km distances after his freshman year. In addition to his four NAIA titles, Seaman also won the National Collegiate Walking Alliance (NCWA) 20 km title in 1993. At the 1993 Olympic Festival in San Antonio, he took the silver. We could write Tim Seaman atop the victory stand for the 4th straight year at AsuzaPacific University. a book about his accomplishments. Currently, Seaman, who graduated from Parkside last May, is training back in his hometown. In October, he plans to move down to La Grange, Georgia where he can train at the United States Track and Field's Center of Excellence. After the 1996 Olympic Trials, Seaman plans to attend law school.) Women's Soccer Wins • Derek Bishop Staff Writer The abuse continued with the Parkside Women's Soccer team claiming the cup of triumph by winning the joust over the Bellarmine Lady Knights. The only goal of the game was scored by Natalie Weber from a cross from Tracey Rosiak at the 47:13 mark. "It was a good win, as it was our second conference win. The team played tougher then yesterday by stepping up in their abilities", said head coach Barb Singer. But don't let the low score fo_ol you, the Lady Knights had four players placed on the injured list during the competition. Erin Dessert of the Lady Knights fell victim to Parkside's "shake and tumble" playing by slowly walking away with a fractured wrist. About the flawless weekend, sophomore Jill Litkowski said, "When we're on, we're on. When we're off, we're off." Men's Soccer Wins in Overtime • Hans Weitkuhn Sports Writer S.F over Detroit Houston over Cincinnati N.Y. Giants over N.Orleans Cleveland over K.C Dallas over Arizona Atlanta over N.Y.Jets Oakland over Philadelphia Green Bay over Jacksonville: Look for the Packer's offense to redeem themselves against the expansion team. Mark Brunell will have a long day against his former teammates. Chicago over St. Louis: •Al Heppner Sports Editor San Francisco over Detroit Houston over Cincinnati N.Y. Giants over New Orleans , Cleveland over Kansas City Dallas over Arizona Atlanta over N.Y. Jets Oakland over Philadelphia Packers over Jacksonville Holmgren claims that his team is in for a season of clos~ games. Well, this won't be one of them. A stellar Packer defense has no problems manhandling the Jaguars. Bears over St. Louis This time Kramer finds the end zone as Chicago's offense picks up the pace. The Rams are looking for their first winning season since 1989, but they can't play an expansion team every week. Washington over Tampa Bay • Derek Bishop Staff Writer The Parkside Men's Soccer team displayed their skills in over time, with a win over the Bellarmine Knights 2-1. The first half had junior Matt Sheahan signing a score sheet with a head shot at the 29:26 mark that was assisted by Patrick White. Parkside had the advantage coming into the second half, but it was Bellarmine who came back with a bizarre shot from Steve Wulkopf at 59:30. The highly unusual score caused the crowd of fans to stir as the very unorthodox shot that somehow got past goalkeeper Mike Guzaski and a couple of Parkside players who tried to kick the ball out of play but just could not do it. It was Parkside who threw the knockout punch in the first 15 minute 'half at 112:25 from who else, White. Patrick White, the undisputed triple scorer from the Kentucky Wesleyan game connected on a 40 foot-shot. The second of the 15- minute, OT halves were history. Parkside had a try at finishing _the Knights as sophomore Steven Goal made a terrific shot but the officials ruled it a handball. The time was running out and the score was tied but the damage had been done to send it into the extend session. ''We played well earlier in the game but we just could not finish the game. It was a tough win, especially when it's a back to back game situation," said assistant coach Chris Sagar. Sure, the Rams are 3-0 but now they're playing a real football team. Bear kicker Kevin Butler may decide this game at the end. Washington over Tampa Bay: Redskins offense will blow by Tampa's defense. Minnesota over Pittsburgh: The Vikings always seem to do well against the good teams. Pitt mourns the loss of Woodson. San Diego over Denver: John Elway is due for a fall. Against the Chargers, Elway will fall into the waiting arms of Junior Seau. Hans' Picks: 9-5 (.643) After a heart-wrenching, last second defeat to the comeback king last week, the improving 'Skins get a breather against listless Tampa Bay. Big contract or not, Shuler stays on the sideline (even after he recovers from his' injury), and Gus Frerotte becomes big-name quarterback by the end of the season. Pittsburgh over Minnesota The Vikings defense was almost perfect for three quarters against the Cowboys, but it's the Steelers big front seven that dominate this one. Steelers LB Greg Lloyd talks an awful lot of trash, but he backs it up with big plays. Big Barn Morris' running keys ball-control offense without O'Donnell. Hepp's Week 3 results: 11-3 (.785) The Hepp starts off BIG! .,;, ~ V) - - ~-------~-~--=--- OPPORTUNITY Now you can become a doctor in an easier, economical and faster way. For further details contact: Dr. Muhammad Sarwar Khan Tel/Fax (414) 553-9108. SPRING BREAK '96 SELL TRIPS, EARN CASH & GO FREE!!! 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