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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document !\a 10meen ~d'n n 1st District Congressional Debate Here at Parkside by Tabitha Brown Staff Writer Before an assembly of about 150 people, Peter W. Barca, Edward J. Kozak, and Mark W. Neumann exchanged charges t Wednesday, Oct. 19 in Parkside's Union Cinema. The candidates disagreed about the role of government. Neumann said that the government's health care plan was intrusive and that individuals should fund their own primary care. Barca said that he helped cut the deficit in his first two years in office. Kozak said that the government makes too much money off people. This debate, sponsored by the Parkside Student Government Association (PSGA) and the Kenosha League ofWomen Voters, was moderated by Paul Kern, Program Director for WLIP Radio. In his opening remarks, Democratic incumbent Peter Barca stated that government should be close to the people and that there is a need to cut wasteful spending. He further stated that Congress should "get the agenda items from the people of Wisconsin and bring them back to Washington D.C." Libertarian Edward Kozak, in his opening remarks, stated that "the Democrats and Republicans are doing a lousy job." He also felt that the people were victims of the government and that the government was "out of control." Mark Neumann, the Republican candidate, opened with the declaration that item number Doe in his contract with the people ofWisconsin calls for the Balanced Budget Amendment. This same contract sees the need for term limits, a legitimate crime bill, and a repeal ofthe Senior Citizen tax increase. He also spoke of the problem that he sees with the debt and deficit. Neumann called for a balanced budget amendment that would include a line item veto. Barca reflected on his leading the efforts to cut the nation's deficit. He also stated Debat~continued on p. 3. UW-Parkside Men's Soccer Team Ranked #1 in the Country UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE October27, 1994 UW-Parkside Receives Award by Tabitha Brown Staff Writer presented the award to the university. The award, which reads, "Presented to uwParkside for their exemplary services and contribution to the Racine community," was accepted by Interim Vice Chancellor Howard Cohen, on behalf of the University. Chancellor Eleanor Smith was unable to attend because she was out of town on business. PSGA Announces Election Results Jason Weniger 71, Steve Zieman 64, Demetrace Jude 62, and Tom Belongia with 59 votes. Students that also received senate votes were Christophel Bossert, C.J. Nelson, Heather Premeau, Nick Zahn, Michelle Gabor, Matthew Stephan. Parkside Union Advisory Board (PUAB) Student-AtLarge, a one year position with one open seat, went to Jim Hendrickson with 4 votes. The Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee Student-At-Large, another one year position, went to Andrea Sells with 3 votes. Neither Hendrickson nor Sells campaigned for their offices. Their elections were the result of write-in votes. There were 215 ballots officially cast in this semester's election. Rangers, coached by Rick Also, several individuals Kilps, have ever been ranked were ranked in the NCAA in the NCAA poll. This is only Division II statistics. Pat the fourth UW-Parkside team White was tied for eleventh in to be ranked #1 nationally in scoring with 37 points (13 the school's history. UW- goals and 11 assists.) Mike Parkside Wrestling, the 1980 Guzaski was rated as the #1 and 1986 women's cross goalkeeper with a .35 goals country teams were national against average championship. UW-Parkside is ranked #1 The Rangers went ahead of in team scoring defense with #2 Southern Connecticut, who a 0.25 goals allowed per game tied twice last weekend. UW- average and are ranked #4 in Parkside and Southern team scoring offense with a Connecticut stay the only 3.68 goals scored per game undefeated teams in NCAA average. Whe ebb k Division II soccer. lie RI on Wee Sexual Assault Awareness Week Project, a display of T-shirts decorated by survivors of sexual assault. These Tshirts will be displayed all week in the alcove next to the Women's Center. "Take Back the Night" (a rally to stop violence against women) will be taking place on Thursday night at 6 pm in Main Place. Also, the male Peer Health Educators are sponsoring a White Ribbon Campaign for the men of the campus who want to protest violence against women. The fact that sexual •assault does occur on this campus has encouraged the development to help prevent and deal with these occurrences. The Safe Walk program is an escort service in which volunteers walk students to where they need to go on campus during the evening hours. The Women's Center sponsors the "Surviving Sexual Assault Advocates" who support victims ofthis crime. The Women's Center encourages everyone to participate in these events to help make UW-Parkside a safer place to be . White RIbbon Week is an automatic gunfire. A half annual fall campaign hour after killing the targeting men to become more students, he turned the gun aware of violent crimes on himself. This was the committed by men against worst ever mass murder in women. Itstarted in 1986 in Canada. It has triggered a Canada when a 25-year-old national relief effort there, male stormed into a college and is being attempted in the classroom. after ordering all U.S. in the wake of such males to leave, he shot 14 incidents as Nicole Brown's female students with semi- murder. On Saturday, October 22nd, University ofWisconsinParkside received the "Industry Award" by the Racine Branch NAACP, at their 44th Annual Freeduui Fund Dinner held at Racine's Festival Site. George Stinson, President of the Racine Branch ofthe NAACP, by Jill Litkowski News Writer On the tense evening of October 20, at 9:00 pm the ballots were officially counted in Molinaro 109. There were only a handful of students in the room awaiting the results, along with election committee members. The whole event took an hour and a half, with Paul Volbrecht being reelected vice president. Volbrecht is a junior majoring in Political Science. He has been a Senator for two semesters and will "make sure the student gets what he pays for, and does not pay for what he does not get." He is also "sick of student issues not being voiced to those who are in a position to do something about it." The nine open senate seats went to Dahlia Hernandez with 83 votes, Karen Diehl 82, Jimmi Nicholson 79, Jeff Weniger 76, Shantee Jude 72, The University of Wisconsin- Parkside's men's soccer team vaulted to the #1 ranking in the country in the NCAA Division II soccer poll which was released on Tuesday. The Rangers face #19 Gannon University Saturday away at 1:00 pm and St. Joseph's College Sunday away at 3:00 pm. Those are the only two teams that stand in the way of ofUW-Parkside going undefeated in the regular season. This is the highest the by Amy Fiebig Staff Writer This week, the University of Wisconsin- Parkside's Women's Center is sponsoring Sexual Assault Awareness Week. The purpose of the week is to make the campus aware of the occurrence of sexual assault and the programs that are available to prevent and deal with it. A few special events will be taking place throughout the week. The kickoff to the week is the Clothesline alloween Section age 7 -Don't miss The Tavern- Review 1'.8 -Just when you thought you knew everything about pefJPer 51'l'Oy_. 1'.4 -How many lIc:ks? 1'.9 -Rang~rsrdc:l( up wins-Sports Section pages '0 & " 2 Academic Freedom vs. Reasonable Accommodation Volunteer of the Week The Career Center selects "Volunteers of the Week" based on their altruistic attitudes, the amount of time shared.within the community, and the positive impact their service has made in the lives of others. This week's volunteer is Michael Haun. In January 1994 Michael Havn was placed with the Racine Literacy Council to be trained as a tutor for illiterate adults. Mike is a senior majoring in English and was eager to share his knowledge of English skills with someone who was not so lucky. Twenty-seven million American adults cannot read or write and the numbers increase by 2.5 million each year. Mike is now tutoring his second student, meeting weekly as his student is preparing to pass the GED test. Mike enjoys being helpful. "Volunteering gives me the opportunity to meet interesting people," he said. "I am thinking more seriously about a teaching career. I really enjoy talking to people." Gloria Stephanson, a Literacy not dismiss the disabled for "you never know what a person can become with the knowledge they obtain at the university. Kirby discussed how classroom adjustments are made on an individual student basis: these changes may include taped textbooks, note-takers and extended times. It is the responsibility of the student to have their disability documented with Kirby's office, to request the appropriate accommodations and to keep an open and continuing discussion with their instructor. Peterson and Kirby see the mission ofthe university as one of preparation of the student for employment and . believe that the ADA can be of assistance in making this goal more feasible. Of the 200 disclosed students with disabilities at the University of Wisconsin-Parks ide, success stories abound. This has been in part due to the faculty and staff, who are, on the whole, caring and more than willing to assist however and whenever they can whether the students are abled or disabled. Cheryl Montgomery Staff Writer Michael Havn is Volunteer of the Wee~ fa; his work with the Racine Literacy Council. Council staff person, reported, "Mike is a neat person! He is very dependable and so patient. He's a real gem. I wish I had more volunteers like Mike." Thanks Michael Havn for helping others to gain self-confidence and become more productive in the community. Sexual harassment (Ongoing) - Two students filed sexual harassment complaints concerning same individual. Pending further investigation. 10/13/94 INC 94-553 Personal property theft (12:30 am) - Unknown personls) entered the sleeping quarters of a student and removed several rings of undetermined value. 10/13/94 INC 94-554 Traffic violation (9:12 pm) - A non-student driver was cited for speeding on Wood Rd. at City E. 10/13/94 INC 94-555 Security Alarm (l1:27 pm) - WLLC computer support had a false security alarm. Custodian was cleaning the area. 10/14194 INC 94-556 Fire alarm (2:26 am) - Phy Ed Building had false alarm. 10/14194 INC 94-557 Animal complaint (10:22 am) - Stray dog wandered along Wood Rd and Outer Loop. Somers Animal Shelter took possession of the animal 10/14194 INC 94-558 Unlawful use of phone/Harassment (5:50 am) - A former student made numerous phone calls to faculty members, harassing (10/5/94) Student parking permit taken from vehicle which was unsecured at the time of the incident. 10/12/94 INC 94-547 UWS Chapter 18 violation (12:06 pm) - Student was verbally warned about smoking in the dining room. 10/12/94 INC 94-548 Traffic violation (3:19 pm) - UWP student was issued a citation for driving 22 miles over the posted speed limit on Outer Loop Rd. Roads are radar enforced. 10/12194 INC 94-549 Simple battery (Incident occurred 10/11/94 at 11:30 prn) - Unknown assailant struck a student in the face while she was walking unescorted from Housing to Phy Ed. No description of suspect. 10/13/94 INC 94-550 UWS Chapter 18 (10/12/94) Numerous beer cans and bottles were found on the trails on the north side of campus. An abandoned campfire was also found. 10/13/94 INC 94-551 Non-criminal damage to personal property (10:06 am) - a student reported damage to her car door parked in CART Lot. 10/13/94 10/10/94 INC 94-540 Traffic Violation (1:02 pm)- Student was issued a traffic ticket for speeding on Outer Loop and Cty JR. 10/11/94 INC 94-541 Motor vehicle theft (7:41 am) - Student's Chevy Camaro was stolen from the Housing Lot. 10/11/94 INC 94-542 Non-Criminal damage to property (10:45 am) - A student returning to CART Lot found driver's side mirror on his vehicle broken. No vehicles parked on either side of his. report taken 10/11/94 INC 94-543 Sexual Assault (11:30 am) - A student alleges she was sexually assaulted by another student whila attending a party off campus. report taken. 10/11/94 INC 94-544 Traffic violation (1:33 pm) - Student was issued citation for driving on a revoked license. 10/11/94 INC 94-545 Fire drill (7:34 pm) - A fire drill was conducted in MOLN Hall by the Safety Coordinator. Approximately 175 people evacuated the building. No problems noted. 10/12194 INC 94-546 Personal property theft INC 94-552 Sports Editor Scott Fragale Asst. Sports Editor AIHeppner Entertainment Editor Chris Sandstrom Photo Editor Mike Paupore Calendar Editor Amy Tucker Copy Editors Tabitha Brown ........................................................... Amy Fiebig Columnists Barb Churchill, C.J. Nelson Your comments are valuable. Questions concerning specific articles should be forwarded to appropriate section editor.Lettersto the editorto be publishedmustfolloweditorialguideline!outlinedinthe EditorialSection. Editor-In-Chief NickZahn Managing Editor Jim Hendrickson RANGER 1~ Business Mgr. Enn Meranda Asst. Business Mgr Wendy Ann Priske Production Advisor .R. George Wiggins Box2000' 900 WoodRoad' Kenosha,WI53141 DeliveredSubscriptionsAvailable 414-595-2295 FAX414-595-2630 - 3 1st District Congressional Debate (Continued fram page ane) that Social Security should T h that the "government can't not be open for cuts. Kozak e Can d ,. d ate s take care ofthe kids." sUggestedthat there be an Neumann wants mandatory acrossthe board cut of 10% sentencing and the and that bankruptcy should elimination of parole for befiled on the national debt. repeat offenders. Concerning the issue of A couple of questions about health care reform, Kozak felt the environment were asked that government should not throughout the evening. mandate it because whenever Neumann stated that the the government gets involved, Clean Air Act was "grossly tbe people pay for it. u,nfair for the people." He also Neumann also felt that the stated that "we need to attack "federalgovernment should the pollutants where they are nottake over the health care being created." Barca felt that system,"not because the everyone should be government makes too much responsible for solving the money, but because the 1·. environmental problems, but responsibility should not fall .... . ... commuting should be optional. onthe government; health Kozak expressed that he careis a personal -- believed current regulations tc responsibility. Barca's concern Representative EdwardJ. Kozak MarkW. Neumann be "overdone" and stated that wasthat costs would be held he didn't trust EPA reports. downover the long term and PeterW. Barca Libertarian Republican When the question regarding that the system would Democrat free trade surfaced, Kozak undergochange; for that L-_~_~r- r-.,.,., ..,.,..,.,....,. __ .,....,... .Jstated that he believed in free reason,he thought a bipartisan panel In agreement with said that he wanted trade, but was against NAFTA. shoulddecide this vexing issue. Barca on this item was Neumann, was "an equal playing field." Neumann "strongly supportlsl free When asked who the largest who supports campaign finance Would gun control laws have an trade" and feels that "trade is an contributor was to his campaign, reform. He said that his funding impact on crime prevention? Barca economic issue and that's how it Barcastated that his contributions comes mostly from "Neumann stated that he supported the Brady should be treated." Barca felt that camefrom "working people." He Supporters" and that little comes Bill and wants the guns kept out of "free trade can lead to better mentionedhis fight for campaign from PAC's. the hands of "those who are conditions for citizens around the financereform and expressed an Unlike Barca and Neumann, Kozak dangerous to society." Kozak felt that world" and that the Japanese should interest in a bill that would limit the staten tnat ne tunas rus own tne laws woutu nave no Impact on open up their trade market. amountoffunds that can be received campaign. His concern was that there what he saw as the increasing Election day is Tuesday, November fromone source. are "problems of fairness." What he number ofjuvenile delinquents and 8th. Meet Spanish Lecturer, Gabriela Cambiasso byApril Proska Feature Writer Gabriela Cambiasso, Parkside's newest Spanish lecturer, came to Parkside last August (1994.) Cambiassois originally from BuenosAires, Argentina. She attended the state university there, traveling to the UnitedStates in 1992. Cambiasso obtained her Master's Degree in Hispanic Studies in Spanish Literature and Linguistics from the University of Illinois. Cambiasso's hobby is reading. Cambiasso said, "I love to read, which helps me in my career." Besides reading, she enjoys sports. In Argentina, Cambiasso was in a Field Hockey league. Since , Scholarship Applications t Available " Applications for the 1995-96 University ofWisconsinParkside Scholarship Program are now available through the university's Scholarship Office. High Schoolseniors, first time or returning college students, adults and transfer students are encouraged to apply. The competitivescholarships recognizeoutstanding academic achievement, leadership and community andschoolservice. Full and Partialtuition awards are I available and several awards arerenewable for up to four r Years. Applicants need to submit twoletters of recommendation and a 250- word personal statement outlining academic and career goals. The application deadline is January l. Scholarship selections will be made by UW-Parkside's Awards and Ceremonies Committee in March. Last year, UW-Parkside awarded more than $125,000 in academic scholarships. For more information or to request a scholarship application, call the UWParkside Scholarship Office at 595-2369 or write: Linda Madsen, Scholarship Coordinator, Box 2000, Kenosha, W'l 53141-2000. her arrival in the United States, she hasn't been able to find a team to play hockey with. In Chicago, she played Soccer. Cambiasso describes the people at Parkside as being different from the other types of people she has known in other places. "There are different people here. It's interesting. It's different from a regular university or school", Cambiasso stated. One thing she likes the most about Parkside is the scenery. "I love the view from my office",Cambiasso said as she glanced out ofthe window. One ofthe things Cambiasso misses, however, about Argentina is the food. "The ice cream is definitely better," Cambiasso said, "the food there is different. We cook things differently. Perhaps not better or worse, but different." Another thing she misses sometimes is her friends back in Argentina. Teaching at Parkside for a few years, and perhaps a PhD are Cambiasso's future plans. However, she hasn't figured out what area she wants to specialize in. Cambiasso summed everything up by saying, "I'm happy here. I'm having a good time." Gabriela Cambiasso Volunteer Opportunities GEOMETRYTUTORneeded for 11th grader at Bradford High School in Kenosha. Once a week between 12-12:50. Help failing student for 6-8 weeks. You can make a difference. See Carol in the Volunteer Office. BOYS/ADVENTURE CORPS LEADERneeded for their Kenosha Salvation Army. Supervise and provide leadership to boys in grades 1-4 on Thursdays from 5-7 pm. Details in the Volunteer Office. PLANAHEADFORCHRISTMAS PROJECTS IN RACINE. Volunteer s are needed at the Christmas House, November 27-December 11; Festival of Trees, November 11-20; Salvation Army Kettle Worker, November 25- December 25. Help raise funds for worthy causes. COLLECT WILD FLoWER SEEDS ON THE CHIWAUKEE PRAnuE. Sunday October 30, November 6,13, or 20 from 1- 3 pm. Meet Donna Peterson at 119th St and 3rd Ave, Kenosha, for plastic bags and instructions. For more information, see Carol in the Volunteer Office. The Volunteer Office is located in WLLC D 175.- Call 595-2011 for information. 4 UW-Parkside to Host Campus Preview High school students, transfer students, and parents interested in learning more about academic programs, collage costs, athletics, and student activities are invited to attend UW-Parkside's Campus Preview Day on Saturday, Nov, 12. Campus Preview Day will be held from 1 to 5 p.m. and is free and open to all high school students, transfer students and their families. The program will begin in room 105 of Molinaro Hall, located at the north end of the main campus complex. Free parking will be available in the Student Union parking lot. Reservations are requested and should be made by Monday, Nov. 7. Walk-in registrations will be accepted. Pepper Spray: Featured during the program will What you need to know Marlene Schlecht by Marlene Schlecht UW-P Police Officer regard to the sale and distribution of OC products: 1) The OC product cannot contain more than 10% OC. 2) The OC product shall have an effective range of at least 6 feet but no greater than 20 feet. 3) The OC product shall have a total weight of of OC and inert ingredients of not less than 15 grams nor more than 60 grams. 4) No camouflage of OC products may be sold in Wisconsin. 5) An OC product sold in Wisconsin shall have labeling affixed to the canister which includes the following information As of October 1, 1994, adults in Wisconsin can possess Oleoresin of Capsicum (OC) or pepper spray, to be used for the purpose ofself defense. OC refers to the oleoresin which is extracted from fruits ofthe plants ofthe genus Capsicum plant. This is highly concentrated pepper which is mixed with inert ingredients and placed into an aerosol canister. The followihg requirements have been established by the State ofWisconsin with advertising A Spac e in the Ranger is waiting for you' a) % of solution that is Oleoresin of Capsicum b) total combined weight of OC and inert ingredients c) effective range of the OC product d) name ofthe manufacturer e) date on which the useful life of the OC product expires Dwarning that the OC product may be used for defensive purposes only. g) warning that the OC product may not be used or possessed by anyone under the age of 18 h) warning that the OC product causes temporary harm and a general description ofthe harm i) first aid information regarding the treatment of persons exposed to Oleoresin of Capsicum. 7) Any OC product sold in Wisconsin shall be in a sealed, tamper-proof package. 8) Any OC product sold in Wisconsin shall have included with the product separate written safety instructions containing the following information: a) proper procedure for using the OC product b) a complete listing of all ingredients c) an approximation ofthe total amount of bursts of which the OC product is capable d) a description ofthe physical effects caused by the OCproduct e) proper procedure for storing the OC product D first aid and decontamination procedures for persons exposed to OC g) a phone number which can be contacted for further information about the OC product h) a warning that the OC product shall be used for defensive purposes only i) a warning that the OC product may not be used or possessed by a person under the age of 18 be presentations on UW-Parkside's academic programs in liberal arts, science and technology, education and business. UW-Parkside students will present information on the university's social programs, and UW-Parkside staff will answer questions regarding admission requirements, financial aid, college costs and career planning. The program also offers tours ofthe campus and residence halls. Casual dress and comfortable shoes are suggested. For more information, or to register, call the UW-Parkside Admissions Office, collect at 414- 595-2045, Monday through Friday between 8 am and 4:30 pm. OC spray is another option in self defense that is now available to adults in Wisconsin, but it is not a guarantee that you will not be assaulted. Like any other self defense product, pepper spray has limitations. Ifthe canister is not your hand and ready for use, it should not be an option to consider. Digging around in a purse tor the canister or attempting to get it out of a pouch carrier will use up valuable escape time. Wind, rain, and humid conditions can also alter the effectiveness of the product. The University Police and Public Safety Department recommends that if you are going to carry OC or are undecided about OC that you attend personal protection awareness training and/or Oleoresin of Capsicum training. Although it is legal to possess OC in Wisconsin, problems have arisen because not all vendors of OC are selling products which conform to the Wisconsin State Statutes. If you have already purchased OC, you can contact a University Police Officer to have your canister inspected to see ifit meets Wisconsin's requirements. Students, faculty, and staff who are interested in personal protection training for civilians should contact the University Police and Public Safety Department to leave their name and a telephone number where they can be contacted. Ifthere is enough interest, programs will be offered and those on the list will be contacted. If you have any other questions or concerns regarding your safety at UWParkside, contact the University Police and Public Safety Department at 595-2455. One Liberal's Opinion by Barb Churchill Ranger Columnist Apathy, PSGA, elections, and you. What does all this have in common, you ask? Well, plenty, ifwhat I saw last week was any judge. This is Barb Churchill, your friendly liberal columnist reporting (I put this in only because my name was omitted last week from my column). The PSGA elections were held on the 19th and 20th of October. Remember how I reminded you of when they were so everyone could vote?? Well,l saw very, v-e-r-y few people voting while I was there. In fact, while I voted, I only saw one other person vote. 1 stayed an extra fifteen minutes, talking with a friend who was working at the election table, just to see if anyone else was voting. He told me that it had been a pretty uneventful day for voters. This smacks of apathy to me. I point this fact out, while being reminded ofthe fact that several people won who weren't even running. Infact, my brother (Jim Hendrickson, Managing Editor of The Ranger News to you) won the PUAB election, for which he wasn't even running. He got all of four votes, and NO, HE DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIMSELF. (Man. Ed. Note: Thanks, Barb.) Apathy has no place at Parkside. What does this say, when everyone and their brother says, "PSGA is corrupt, wasteful, and doesn't do anything for the students," yet they don't vote?? Itshows that people wonld rather complain than take action. Granted, many times when a person votes it doesn't seem to matter at all. But, with several elective offices being won by people who weren't even running, and others Observations At Random C.J. Nelson Ranger Columnist l Here are a few observations that I have about current happenings political, cultural and otherwise. Taken together I hope they make an entertaining column. In the last two weeks I have had seen a retrospective on RoyRogers and watched Gene Kelly dance with Mitzi Gaynor in the movie Les Girls. It occurs to me that we as a society are not much better off culturally than we were when I was a boy. Remembering how Roy Rogers used to take his responsibilities to his fans seriously is a far cry from the way popular figures treat there fans now. Perhaps in this era of antiheroes a hero who gets the bad guy is needed. Watching the grace and , , r I elegance of Gene Kelly dancing with Mitzi Gaynor to me illustrates why dance may be fun to observe. I can not think of anyone who shows such grace and fluidity of movements in today's entertainment. Since I am on the subject of entertainment. I watch reruns of Dick Van Dyke. He is funny, Roseanne is just plain gross. I listen to the music of the 5th Dimension or the Letterman or (god forbid) Barry Manilow and Elton John. Today the popular music seems to be about an all encompassing rage in society. How performers like Snoop Doggy Dog, Hammer or Guns and Roses merits any respect is beyond me. I notice that sports as we knew it will never be the same. Baseball and hockey are in labor disputes, and basketball will be shortly. Leiter to the Editor To the Editor: A poster for the Single Parents' Advocacy Group was recently defaced. Since someone wasn't brave enough to put his/her name with the comments, we would like to address this to any student who may have misconceptions about our group. Single Parents' Advocacy was formed in the spring of 1994 to provide mutual support and information I· resources to parents at Parkside. We work to find positive solutions to common problems, ranging from finding quality child care to dealing with other parents to managing extremely Iimited time and finances. Many single parents have paying jobs and we are taking anywhere from 11 to 18 credits, in addition to devoting the majority of our time and efforts to caring for our children. We are being won by votes in the double digits, this shows that people really don't care all that much. And that is very sad. One of my favorite books, Borders of Infinity by Lois McMaster Bujold, says it best. 'Now, there's this about cynicism ...it's the universe's most supine moral position. Real comfortable. If nothing can be done, then you're not some kind of(expletive deleted) for not doing it, and you can lie there and stink to yourself in perfect peace.' This attitude has no place here. Cynicism and apathy are very comfortable, aren't they? Senator Adair-Nichols had it right when she said that more students should get involved. At least by voting, you can state your views on how the current administration is running things. The only thing that happened out of this election was that Chris Bossert was voted out as Senator. I guess that this Perhaps this is good thing. Maybe we as a nation has put sports into a perspective it was never meant to occupy. Sports is supposed to be for enjoyment and recreation. I used to love to follow baseball and pro football. Not any more. Nowadays 1would sooner read a book. Come to think of it, if we all did more reading and wondering we might be better off as a nation. The gun ban under consideration in Kenosha should be approved. If one life is saved it is worth it. The Second Amendment means hunting weapons not anything that can go bang. If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck and walks like a duck, it's a duck. The prior statement applies to Peter Barca. Sorry Peter but you did vote in favor of an energy tax hike along with a hardworking, responsible people who are solo parenting as a result of circumstances or by our own choice. If you have any questions or comments, feel free to leave a message in our box in the SOC office. Michelle Gabor Melinda K. Cunningham Jennifer Mitchell Kim M. Fischer Elizabeth Grover shows that his conduct as previously reported by the Ranger News was unacceptable to the majority . of students. I asked the one other student why he voted in the PSGA election. He looked at me as ifI were insane. 'Well, we should be interested in what goes on here at Parkside. That is the only way things important to us, like lowering tuition or at least keeping it the same price, making sure faculty teach and not attend grad school' (and, believe it or not, this really happened at UWM) 'and make our voices be heard.' I agree. The apathy shown by the students to the PSGA defies analysis. Itbegs me to ask the question, "Does anyone really care out there?" And, worse yet, the state elections are coming up quickly. With the apathetic, non-caring cynical arrogance ofthe students that was shown by Social Security tax hike. They were both included in the President's budget bill oflast year and you voted yes. Speaking of that budget plan. In theory the Earned Income Tax Credit should have applied to low income people (of which I am presently one). In fact neither myself nor anybody I know received a tax break of any kind last year, but we sure got to pay em. Now I will rap the knuckles of the Republicans. Guys, you can't cut taxes, raise defense spending and still balance the budget. It did not work in the eighties and won't work now. Additionally this continuous talk about never raising taxes or requiring a super majority of some sort to approve tax hikes is short sighted and bad governance. Some day there is going to be something that Republicans want to pay for. 5 the lack of voters in the PSGA election, can anyone really tell me ifpeople will vote in the state election? There are some very important choices to be made in this election. The problem is, THEY CAN'T BE MADE BY PEOPLE WHO DON'T VOTE!!!!! I'd like to hear some feedback on this, folks. Cynicism is the most common and least effective moral position in the universe, and apathy is a notion fostered by our own seeming impotence in the flailings oflife. It must be fought, every single day, by people who do care and can show people that they do Please, write in to The Ranger News and express your position. It is time to hear your voices in this. I would really like to know if anyone else hates arrogance, cynicism, and apathy as much as I do. And remember, VOTE!!!!!!!!!! President Clinton is at least putting his money where his mouth is when it comes to financial aid for students. His revamping of the student funding programs will make loans easier to pay back and to obtain. The result should be more people gaining access to funding for higher education or job retraining. That's all for now. Next week I will fearlessly predict the outcome ofthe elections, chow. Oh Brother: An Oh Brother is awarded to the promoters of a conference held by a population control group in Hollywood last weekend. This group wanted to influence the writers of afternoon soaps. They were worried about how these shows handle sex. Not from a moral or decency standpoint, but from a population control standpoint. Oh Brother. EDITORIAL POLICY The Ranger News encourages and invites letters to the Editor. Letters disagreeing, or agreeing, with an editorial or with an article are welcomed, as are readers' viewpoints on campus and community issues. A representative sample may be published when numerous letters expressing similar viewpoints are received. Letters to the Editor must be typed and double spaced and include the author's name and phone number. Letters must not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to the Ranger office, WLLC D139C, before noon Monday. Letters that do not meet these requirements, or which contain offensive, libelous or misleading information will be returned to the author. The Ranger News reserves the right to edit letters. Halloween Is by Barb Churchill Ranger Columnist For Halloween, I decided to write about a great injustice on the UW-Madison campus. Namely, this is the complete suppression of the Halloween party that used to be famous in the 1970s and 1980s. Donna Shalala, while chancellor of the UW System, put a stop to this important institution. She thought that drinking, rowdiness, and danger to property should be eliminated, and she thought that these negatives were all • • • that the Halloween party was about. Granted, the Halloween party was rowdy. I remember many people, in costume, being taken to detox because they had passed out in the middle ofthe road, and many others throwing beer bottles on State Street in Madison while I was there. It was a great tension reliever for the students. The first midterm exams had been over for a few weeks, but the students felt the stress and needed to wind down. The Halloween party worked well for this purpose. 6 The Halloween party had many other things besides drunken rowdy behavior. For instance, many restaurants gave out free food and drink samples, and many others had extended hours for shoppers. The library was open, but with very few people. (Most of the employees were partying.) All the dorms had parties going, without beer or other intoxicants I may add, which gave the non-drinker a partying alternative. The frats all had parties, some with costumes. Literally, the whole town was partying. This was a nationally known event, folks. Donna Shalala thought that tradition was less important than putting a stop to vandalism. All of the previous chancellors thought otherwise. Unfortunately, the chancellors since Ms. Shalala have not reinstituted this fine event. Halloween should be used as a time to relieve some pressure from school, work (which many of us have to do even while at school to survive from day to day), and life in general. Itis time to reinstitute the Halloween 7liis One'sXOf Yor 7lie Clirfken by Brian Matsen (Not affiliated with The Ranger News) I strolled into Toys-R-Us during the beginning of October - ironically, a children's toy store - to be greeted by a macabre of death and mutilation. In aghast, I walked up to the service counter and asked why those deformed masks, pitch forks, and axes were there. She simply srateu, "Tt"S • Halloween." The Ranger ran this article last year, but the message is so powerful, that it's worth reading again. To millions of youngsters across the nation, and adults, Halloween has been a time to experience scary fun. If only those people could realize Halloween's emphasis on death and decay, and the children who are violently abused and sometimes killed on that night, they would see an entirely darker and horrifying portrait of this famed holiday. Glenn Hobbs, a former Satanist, who was "blessed" to be a sacrificer J can illustrate the truth of the holiday's potential. On Halloween night, he was driven off to somewhere in a secluded area with his sacrifice, Becky - both of them drugged. A13they gained consciousness, peopie araggea the girl of out the van as she screamed and yelled. Before Glenn could react, the van's door shut. All he could hear was a low murmuringchanting. He knew the ritual was going on. Hobbs had been sexually abusing Becky since the end of September, as the Marriage of the Beast ritual commanded. They were placed in a shack with animal bones everywhere, wearing no clothes. The abuse was very concentrated as Halloween approached. Finally a woman took Hobbs out of the van. He saw the high priest sexually abuse Becky as she lied naked on an alter; arms and feet spread out and bound with ropes. Hobbs saw the high priest cut open the sacrificial animal over her, then saw the animal's blood mix with Becky's into a cup as the high priest cut ner aruues ana wrists. The members present drank her blood. Without warning, Hobbs next saw the high priest plunge the sacrificial dagger into Becky's chest. Glenn Hobbs painfully remembers this event every Halloween. He dated that this is something that is happening every Halloween; it's not just an isolated event. "There are children all over the world who are losing their lives during Halloween night, and yet we as a society, go by Barb Churchill Ranger Columnist Hello out there, all you avid Ranger News readers. Welcome to my third article of the week. This article was prompted by the story in People magazine this week (10/31/94) about the over-40 individuals who went back to school and decided to make their dreams corne true. In the true spirit of Halloween, which of course is all about giving, I wish to give praise to these people and point out their remarkable accomplishments. The first person, Mona Cohn, is 48 years old and was recently named Homecoming Queen at the University of Louisville. The second person, Chuck Roseberry, is 46 and recently made his school's football team (Kutztown University in PAl. Both of these individuals overcame numerous stumbling blocks over many years, enrolled in college as adult students, and both are succeeding in their chosen fields. Ms. Cohn, a criminal justice major, carries a 4.0 average, and Mr. Roseberry (a psych major) a 3.0 despite the fact that he is dyslexic. This goes to prove that no one is ever too old to do whatever it is that they truly want to do. In popular sports, look at Joe Montana. Everyone, including his old team the San Francisco 4gers, had written him off. But, he found a new team, the Kansas City Chiefs, and he will take them to the playoffs. No one believed in Joe Montana last year, except for himself and perhaps his wife. It would have been easy door to door, asking for candy. It's a big celebration for us. It's quite ironic how one group of people are thinking it's fun, and another group of people are taking human lives. There seems to be this wall, and nobody wants to face the fact of what's going on." People who say that these cults do not exist today are mis-informed. A surviving coven ill eomersetsmre, England remains active. You'll find Druids meeting at Stonehenge this Halloween, continuing their grotesque sacrifices (although, they state that they just kill animals). "Why worry," you may ask yourself. "That's happening in another country." That is true, but here in Wisconsin you'll find the Milwaukee witches and other pagans preaching their doctrine this and every Halloween. Pagans hide party at Madison, and while we're at it, let's get rid of the Young Republicans that seem to be running the place. Let's face it, school is not just about books and book learning. It is also about meeting new people and being put into new situations, some that were never thought possible before corning to college. The Halloween party was an excellent example of seeing life at its best (and worst). Also, it would give all of us a good excuse to go to Madison and join in the fun. behind the titles of doctors, construction workers, and soap opera stars alike. "Since I've been practicing the craft, there has been a great revival [for paganism]; stated Patricia, a Wiccan high priest. Why is it that we are disgusted by what we see on the evening news - murder, rape, and molestation - but one day out of the year, we as a nation em Drace It!' wouin you let your child dress up like mass murderer, Ted Bundy? Ifthe answer is "no; then why approve of dressing them up as a witch, Vlad the Impaler (Dracula), or any other perverted, ungodly and demonic character? Get to know and realize the true traditions that people promote and practice "harmlessly" every October 31st, or the Sunday before - if not for you, for your children. for him to say that he had made enough money and garnered enough fame. Instead, he chose the tougher course, choosing to put himself on the line one more time to prove that he still had what it takes to play in the NFL. May I share a little of my own experience? Last year, when I re-entered school after a four year absence I thought that I was too old and that it was too late for me to finish my music degree. I also thought that it was too late to go to graduate school, and become a college music teacher. Literally, this was a dream I'd had since I was 14 years old. I thought it was too late for me. However, thanks to some excellent encouragement from the music faculty here (namely Jim McKeever, Tim Bell, and Mark Eichner) I no longer feel that way. I may be an older student, but I sure as hell am not old. So, for Halloween, I urge all traditional students (18- 22) to get to know all the non-trads out there (adult re-entering students). They just may surprise you. Look at these individuals, and be amazed. Then, use them as examples. To quote the late Jim Valvano, 'never give up. Never, ever give up.' " _P. r<<:·:{···,:.:·· ~~.}.;.'~ .~ ~;, H' A:V'R'(OE 0 '>"l~ .'.::....... « ~r·HAUNTEDBARN "~ HOTLINE 1-800-6-HAY-RIDE ~ ..: 1l!"t· a -\'t:' <, j,{';.'!\1 0. ~ .. t ' :~~ "~ " c .. 7.::,·::.' !,. ·;'·~.·--'~lL· "~"'.!;'(.::.St::"(: s·('(·~',0; 7 A,untelt A,rn comfort me)! Setting all my fears aside, I would consider this an average haunted barn (taking into consideration what I've heard about other haunted places). It seemed to have all the requirements of a haunted house: creepylooking monsters, gross death scenes, loud chainsaw noises, cackling laughs, a blaring siren sound, a laser light, and stringy stuff suspended from the ceiling dancing on our heads. Both my sister and I were scared out of our skin, but the guy we were with didn't have any problem going through it. Overall, Farmer Brown's Haunted Barn was a pretty exciting and entertaining event. I suggest that anyone who is looking for a haunted house of some sort should give this one a try. There will probably be instances where you will jump, be frightened, and maybe even scream (probably not as many times as I did though). Iknow it certainly couldn't be dull to anyone - not even to someone who is use to haunted houses. By the way, it took us five minutes to get through it, but that depends on who fast you are moving. Also, just to let you know, the walls are padded on the barn - most likely for people franticly pushing other people out of the way so they can get out as fast as possible (my friend was unintentionally discovered the padded walls once or twice). about the excursion through the Haunted Barn .... First of all, one of the witches led us to the beginning of the barn and pointed us in the right direction to start, and sent us off on our own. We started scooting along the path, not being able to see anything because it was so dark. All of a sudden, a tiny light turned on revealing a fake monster cutting up a fake corpse. Through the course ofthe Haunted Barn, there were other scenes like this. I could handle this sort of stuff, but it didn't stay that calm all the time. There were real people to spice things up a bit. They seemed to pop out of nowhere with hateful laughs, unpleasant threats, and really homely faces. Needless to say, this didn't really sit well with me, and I wanted out ofthere right away - but we weren't able to move very fast because we couldn't see which way to turn. Some ofthe monsters wouldn't leave us alone. They .trailed behind us, and Iwas stuck at the end (but not by choice - my sister claimed the middle position as her own before we even got there). Finally, after what seemed to be forever, Isaw a little moonlight shining from outside on the wall. I couldn't get out of there fast enough, it seemed, because I had to push everyone aside to get by and run out ofthe door first (where I was greeted be another monster trying to by Dawn Apostoli Are you looking for something to do, or someplace to go on Halloween? I have a perfect suggestion for you - that is if you don't mind walking through pitch black, narrow corridors and meeting up with some strange looking inhabitants. It you think this sounds fun or interesting, then you should go to "Farmer Brown's Totally Haunted Barn." It costs $5 a person, and is located on Highway 50. It's a large farm on the right side ofthe road (going west) way out in the county, and is covered with Halloween decorations, a few witches roaming around, ghostlike sounds coming out ofthe barn, and it's drowning in pumpkins! It is hard to miss, just keep traveling west on Highway 50 (quite a ways past 1-94) and you will eventually come to it. I had my doubts about going to the Haunted Barn because I'm not your usual "haunted barn participator." I have only been in a couple haunted houses before, and they were just "kiddie houses," so I was hesitant about embarking on a journey through the Haunted Barn this big, but the people I was with fmally convinced me to go through with it. Let me inform you of something though - seeing as how I am very moderately frightening to to me will most likely will be a minor detail to you. With this in mind, let me tell you 1[alts from the Q:rytic The last three listed were also in Reservoir Dogs. Pulp does not really have a stable plot because it jumps all over time and space, but once it all connects, the viewer realizes the big picture. I guess we could say that the movie is centered around two hit men, their boss, and the thorns in their sides. The only things needed to see Pulp Fiction are patience and the ability to cringe a bit. Like we said, it is a hard-core movie with the language and violence, but you just have to take a big gulp and swallow it. At first it was yellow, but Bill and I saw the light and give it a green. So go on, have a happy Halloween, and hold on to your fangs for our Interview review. On the way to the theater, watch out for security guards named Zed who wear hoop earrings. if you keep your ears and eyes open, it picks up at light speed. To sum up, Quentin Tarantino, in my mind, leaves you in suspense with every word and move, he is not afraid of blood, and his style is apart from any other. Pulp Fiction gives us an all-star cast, so there's no need to worry about acting. John Travolta is resurrected to prove his acting ability, and he does it well. There are no real main characters in this movie, but Travolta, Bruce Willis (Die Hard, Color of Night, Moonlighting) and Samuel L. Jackson (Jurassic Park, Loaded Weapon 1) appear the most, so they could be considered he main co-stars. The less seen costars consist of Urna Thurman, Julia Sweeney, Quentin Tarantino, Frank Whaley, Eric Stoltz, Rosanna Arquette, Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, and Steve Buscemio. by Paul Danninger and Bill Zasoba Two guys who just love . movies Today, we speak of Pulp Fiction. It is a movie that is hard-core and slow at the start. Fellow readers, if you do not approve of these aspects, throw this article away J because we do approve. Two words ... Quentin and Tarantino. These would be the first and last names of a genius director. I would have to say that I am quite a fan after Reservoir Dogs, and this movie. Bill did not like Dogs, but Pulp Fiction brought out the "Quentin" in him. Bill, to be honest, definitely wanted it to end within the first hour. I do predict that you readers will feel the same. But have patience, my friends, and you, just like Bill, will be greatly rewarded. This is Tarantino's style. He starts out slow, but "'J.£ey were already dead, Ih~y Jusl r.h<k' I know .tfyel" Eric Drauen The Poetry Dude Hey poetry fiends! I was able to make it two weeks in a row with the column this week. Well, I have to say that I wish more was turned in, but I won't complain. The poem for this week is a really good one. I have liked all the poems submitted so far (all 3 of them!) I said I wouldn't complain though. I will publish something if you waot it to be aoonymous. I hope this isn't holding aoybody back. Well, enough about that. On to this week's poem. It's by a student named Mike Waters, aod it's titled "WINDOW". So...without further hesitation, here it is. WINDOW I am clear and truthful. I see only what the beholder sees. I don't interpret, or philosophize. I am but only a window. Now the window is foggy. It no longer is clear, and truthful, But unclear and deceptive. It now interprets and philosophizes. But now it's wiped clean. I feel guilty and sinful. I ask for forgiveness, will you please forgive me? I am but only an onlooker. -Michael Waters Well after some thought, I think I see what Mikejs trying to say. My interpretation is that he's pointing out that people are not always perfect aod sometimes stray too far aod make judgements about others. I think he's trying to say this especially by calling himself ao "onlooker." I believe in realizing people are humao. It's nothing new to hear that people make mistakes aod pass judgment. I hope people who read this might think twice about making a judgement about someone next time. Well that's all for this week ... hope you enjoyed Mike's poem aod I'll see you poetry freaks aod freakettes next week. See ya! 8 lIThe Tavern" Opens Plays atParkside Season "It was worth being born to be thrilled like this"- Chris Harder as The Vagabond Cohao's "The Tavern" will open the 1994-1995 Plays at Parkside Series at the Communication Arts Theatre. This student production will be performed October 28-29, November 4--5at 7:30 pm. A 10:00 am matinee will be held November 3. Admission is $7.00 for the general public aod $6 for senior citizens. Ranger News was privileged to review a special sneak preview on Tuesday, October 25 aod is subsequently enthused to share the delightful experience therein. The strength of this particular play is in character portrayal. Though the plot is substaotial aod moves the play, it is the diversity of characters, their interaction aod theatrical co-dependency that provides the superb entertaining experience. These characters are expertly played by the current UWParkside cast. The delightful melodrama sports a particularly brilliaot performaoce by Chris Harder in the role ofthe Vagabond. Harder's fluency, flair, aod lovability provides the engine for a fun-filled evening. The Vagabond's character provides a seemingly seamless traosition from participaot to commentator. One would almost wish Harder never left character aod you could follow him around all day aod share in his caffeine enriched observations. All the performers put on a good, balaoced show destined to please. Never a dull moment. Other notable performaoces are those of the vengeaoce-filled yet ever fainting Violet keenly portrayed by Erica Saochez. Briao Kortendick as the inquisitive son. The cast, in order of appearaoce, is as follows: Hank Hilbert as Zach, Kathy Honigmann as Sally, Max Mount as Freemao, Briao Kortendick as WilIum, Chris Harder as the Vagabond, Erica Saochez as Violet, Kevin Hlavka as Governor 'Lamson, Carla Muniz as the Governor's useful wife, Christine Paulsen as the governor's charming daughter-Virginia, Steve Milos as Tom Allen, Tim Bohn as the Sheriff, Branko Sindjelic as Ezra, Paul Daoninger as Joshua, Tom Determao as Stevens, Tracy Dethrone as Opening Actors/Missy, Tamatha Kelleher as Madeline, Jason Meissner as George (The Piaoo Player). The Tavern is directed by Lee Vao Dyke, Racine, professor of Dramatic Arts at UW-Parkside. Production members are: Lizz Otto, Set Designer; Kevin Mauer, Lighting Designer; Judith Tucker Snider, Costume Designer; aod David Mauer, Sound Director. Madison Quintet to Perform The Wingra Woodwind Quintet, ao ensemble-inresidence at the University of Wisconsin-Madison, will perform at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside on Wednesday, Nov. 16. The performaoce, part of UW-Parkside's 1994-95 Accent on Enrichment Series, will be held at 7 p.m. in the Communication Arts Theatre, located at the far south end of the main campus complex. Admission is $6. The group's program, "International Souvenirs" will offer a variety of musical selections from French, Russiao, Spanish aod Hungariao composers. Founded in 1965, the Wingra Woodwind Quintet has established a tradition of artistic excellence aod was hailed by Peter Davis, a New York Times critic, as sophisticated sensitive aod thoroughly vital. The Ensemble has been featured in performaoces at national conferences aod has recorded for the Gold Crest, Spectrum aod the School of Music recording series. The quintet features Stephaoie Jutt, flute; Marc Fink, oboe; Linda Barley, clarinet; Linda Kimball, horn aod Richard Lottridge, bassoon. To purchase tickets, call the UW-Parkside Information Center at (414) 595-2345. Student Health and Counseling Services 1. AA-Alcoholics Anonymous meets every Monday at noon in Moln 0133. Call 595-2338 for more information. 2. Anyone interested in participating in the following support groups Codependents, AI-Anon, Eating Disorders, Sexual Assault or Abuse Survivors support groups - should call 595-2338 or 595-2366. 3. FREE MEASLES AND TETANUS IMMUNIZATIONS - Call Health Services MolnDI15, 4. Contraceptives for sale at affordable prices. Condoms 8 for $ I and Birth Control Pills $5 per packet. Contact UW-Parkside Health Services Moln Dl15 for more information. 5. FREE PREGNANCY TESTING - Contact UW-Parkside Health Services Moln 0115 for more information. 6. Weight Watchers - At work program (Tuesdays at noon). Please call 595-2366 for more information. 7. FLU shots will be available from October 31 t hr u November 18 for $7. Please call 595-2~66 to make an appointment. --- The Ranger recently asked Parkside the question: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop? 9 Jolean Morrison "I think 130." DeniseHuth "Fifty." Rachelle Hart "Probably about 1200." Steve Premeau "Probably a hundred if you honestly lick." James Ruffalo "About 700" Carl Lewis Ray Charles Whoopi Goldberg Magic Johnson Greg Louganis Danny Glover Cher Gloria Estefan Ernest Hemingway MaryTyler-Moore Katherine Hepburn Agatha Christie Vivian Leigh Ludwigvon Beethoven John Keats Eric Clapton Abraham Lincoln September 28 October 19 November 16 December 14 WEDNESDAYS FROM 12:00 TO 12:50 Co-Facilitators: Cheryl Montgomery & Sonya Rhutasel For more information, Contact Renee Sartin Kirby, CoordinatorDisability Services ~,in WLLC 0175, 595-2610. People with Disabilities enrich our lives ~. j. .. ' N~ $' i' ",.;{ ~-:; .4l, ¥<:*J.! .ct,", Karla Farrell "Two if you're hungry." . (Later) "It actually took five." Don Walter "About seven ...Ithink there's more than seven." Jo Jackson "About a million licks without biting." Sandy Sheldon If you're good it shouldn't take any." Dave Flevry "In that case it'll take forever." Prefabricated No-permit Excuse We at the Ranger have been made aware of numerous occasions where students and staff have either "misplaced" their parking permit or haven't yet bought a permit. In consequence, they have been ticketed by UW-Parkside Police. The Ranger is making available a "clip and save" excuse that may (or may not) cause a sympathetic officer to leave your permitless car unticketed. Simply cut out the form below, check the box ofthe excuse that best explains your situation, and put it on your dashboard. 1=------------------------------------, Dear officer, Please don't ticket my car. I realize that I am unable to present a permit but I'm sure you'll understand me reasonts) why. I don't have my permit because ... a It melted in the scorching a I used it as collateral for my heat. car loan. a It clashes with my interior. a If I actually buy a permit this a A Parkside goose swooped week, I won't have enough down and stole it when my top money for my wash. was down: Thank you, your name * The officer might not understand this excuse if you don't actually own a L convertible. Use your own judgment. ~ 10 ~ ~~~I~~~f~~h~~I~M~e~n'~s~s~o~cc~e~r ~Te~a§m~B~eaSt~s=jBiiig::=iTe~n~Te~a;;m~: ~ Ath eteo t e The University of first goal of the game at the second goal of the game.and Wisconsin-Parkside's men's 13:28 minute mark to take a 13th of the. year to WIn It for , soccer team, ranked 2nd in 1-0 lead on UW-Parkside. UW~ParksIde. . I W k the NCAA Division II soccer However, the Rangers came Mike Guzaski made two ee .. poll, defeated Big Ten right back as Pat White sav~s ill goal for.the Rangers opponent Northwestern scored off a Troy Troskey to pick up the WIn. UWUniversity 2-1 Saturday in assist at the 20:02 minute Parkside outshot Evanston. mark. The White tally left the Northwestern 15-8. The The win pushes the score knotted at 1-1 at Wildcats had a 5-3 advantage Rangers record to 14-0-2 on halftime. on corner kicks. . . the year as they head into the The second half saw the The Rangers will next be m last week ofthe regular Rangers take the lead at the action Saturday, October 29tb season. 81:50 minute mark as leading when they face Gannon Northwestern scored the scorer Pat White scored his University in Pennsylvania. Amy Haines Sport: Women's Cross Country Class: Sophomore Major: Nursing Hometown: East Troy Amy Haines is The Ranger News Athlete of the Week. Amy Haines broke through a crowd of cross country runners and never looked back on her way to victory at the Great Midwest Invitational. Her time of 18:47 edged out teammate Tracey Pope (18:52) and led Parkside to a first place team finish as well. Haines's success is no big secret. She trained hard this summer and maintained her sharpness by running in a couple road races. In August, she won the Wisconsin State Fair Stampede 2-mile run. At Parkside's Invitational last week, she was third in a personal.best time of 18:24. Inaddition, she has been no lower than Parkside's number two finisher at any meet this year. Haines is a strong NAIA All-American candidate and will vie for that elusive honor on November 19th. Men's Soccer Stats Women's Soccer Ranked #7 The University ofWisconsinParkside's women's soccer team remained ranked #7 for the second straight week in the Great Lakes Valley Region for NCAA Division II Soccer teams. The Rangers whose record is 9-5-2, have been rated as high as #5 in the region this year. The regional rankings are as follows: 1. Quincy 2. Lewis 3. University of Missouri-St. Louis 4. St. Joseph's 5. SIU-Edwardsville 6. University of MissouriRolla 7. UW-Parkside The top four teams in the region are currently ranked nationally for NCAA Division II women's soccer with Quincy heading the list at #4 in the country. Another Big Win For Ranger Women The University of Wisconsin-Parkside women's soccer team won their sixth straight game on Sunday defeating Lakeland College 9- o at Wood Road Soccer Field. The win brought the Rangers season record to an impressive 9-5-2 mark. The Rangers took control of the match early scoring four goals in the first eight minutes of the match. The Rangers led at halftime 6-0. Jeanette Claude opened up the scoring in the second half at the 1:15 mark scoring off a Lisa Sadowski assist. Jill Likowski and Nicole Hanel each scored unassisted goals to push the lead to 3-0. Kami Kessel tallied off an Angie Moulton assist at the 8:45 minute mark. Then, Bridgit Jantzen, a Tremper grad, scored her first goal of the season off a Tracy Rosiak corner kick. Cara Bulik closed out the first half scoring heading in a Kristen Haase cross. The second half saw Kessel score her second goal ofthe game off Sadowski and Natalie Weber assists. Sadowski then headed in a Rosiak corner kick. Angie Moulton closed out the . scoring off Shelly Davis and Haase assists. The Rangers outshot the Muskies 29-1. Shelly Davis and Cara Bulik combined for the shutout in goal for UWParkside. The Rangers will next be in action Thursday, October 27th at 3:30 when they will host Marian College. 8) Oakland 11-1-1 158 9) Tampa 1) UW-Parkside 9-2-0 149 13-0-2 232 points 10) C.W. Post 2) Southern Connecticut 13-2-1 121 11-0-3 225 Goals allowed per match 3) Florida Tech Top Goalkeepers 1) Wisconsin-Parkside 12-1-1 221 0.25 4) Seattle Pacific 1) Mike Guzaski 2) Southern Connecticut 11-3-2 210 Wisconsin-Parkside 0.35 0.36 5) USC-Spartanburg GA 3) Oakland, Michigan 13-1-1 187 (tie) Rick Koczak 0.50 6) Cal. State Southam Connecticut 0.35 4) Cal. State. LA 14-1-1 172 3) Amir Tal 0.63 7) Franklin Pierce Oakland, Michigan 0.48 5) Missouri-St. Louis 12-1-2 170 4) Claive Plummer Cal. 0.73 UW·Parkside Volleyball Wins Fourth Straight Parkside dominated the match. Melissa Wolter led the way with seven kills and nine digs. Tammie Rickert had seven kills also for the Rangers. Erin Grzgorek had eight digs for UW-Parkside, while Michelle Danielson had twenty-three assists in the match. Coach Susie Ketchum NCAA Division II Men's Soccer Poll The University of Wisconsin-Parkside's volleyball team defeated Milwaukee School of Engineering to record their fourth straight victory Thursday night in Milwaukee. The Rangers won in three games 15-5, 15-4, 15-9. All thirteen Ranger players played in each game as UWState LA 0.51 5) MarkLynn Missouri- St. Louis 0.67 Team Scoring Defense commented on the match, "It was nice to be able to play everyone tonight and the whole team responded. This was a good preparation for our next tournament." The Rangers next play the University of Missouri-St. Louis, which is hosting their tournament Friday, Saturday, the 28th and 29th of October. Sports Jeopardy 1) He recently set a new Division IAA record by rushing for 200 yds. or more in 7 straight games. 2) This major league baseball team has produced more rookie ofthe year winners (including 3 straight winners), than any other team. 3) His 7066 yards is all-time best for return yards in the NFL. 4) He set an NFL record this past week for total return yards in a game, with a total of 347 yards. Haines Leads Parkside to a First Place Finish by Tracey Pope This past weekend the women's cross country team competed in the Olivet Nazarene Great Midwest Classic and carne home with a first place trophy. Parkside scored only 20 points to come out ahead in the 15 school field. Olivet took second with 50 points and UW-Green Bay took third with 85 points. Amy Haines led the Lady Rangers by winning the race with a time of 18:47. Also finishing in the top five were Tracey Pope, 2nd in 18:52; Valerie Niese, 4th in 19:14; Michelle Melcher, 5th in 19:32 and Lisa Lewis, 8th in 19:41. These ladies ran in the top seven last week and this week so that means they have secured their spot in the top seven to run Nationals. There will have to be a run offfor the last two spots. "The times were a little slower this week because of the rough footing on the course." commented Coach De Witt. Because of Parkside's large team, they also ran a B squad. Catherine Rice led the team with a 37th place finish. The B team finished ninth with 230 points. This is the second race that Parkside has won this year. Their record to this date is 90-8. Parkside has a chance to better that record even more this weekend at the University of Chicago meet. Don't forget that Parkside has two more home meets: November 5th (NAIA Regionals) and November 19th (NAIA Nationals). Parkside Top Ten Finishers. 1. Amy Haines 18:47 2. Tracey Pope 18:52 4. Valerie Niese 19:14 5. Michelle Melcher 19:32 8. Lisa Lewis 19:41 18. Dana Salerno 20:12 20. Colette Marotto 20:14 21. Julie Barnhill 20:15 23. Melinda Vasatko 20:26 25. Liz Fashun 20:32 • S P0 RTS ' I:/;;;jj ,"'<" (Jc/"I",!" 27. 1994 ' , .. ' ,'::11II . 11 Men's CrossCountry Takes 7th at Kankakee by AI Heppner Itwas a beautiful, picturesque day at the Kankakee Invitational and the Rangers came through with some oftheir best times ofthe year. Although the course was uneven and full of turns, the top 5 was under 27:50 for the first time this season. Jesse Decker led the team with a 14th place finish (26:48). "This is the first time we ran together as a team," commented Greg Garland. The men literally ran together as the top five were all within a minute of each other, The Running Rangers finished seventh out of 24 teams, but Assistant Coach Mike Lunow added, "We could of had fourth; we were only thirty points away." Now is a great time for the team to be clicking as they head into the championship part of the season. Parkside will either run at NAIA Regionals or NCAA II Regionals in two weeks. "We hope that we ran well enough to get a shot at nationals," said Andy Samow. Brian Borkowski, who ran a personal best in the meet, concluded, "Now that we got our skirts off, we've got to go for the panty hose!" Kankakee Invitational Results: 14. Jesse Decker 26:48 18. Greg Garland 27:04 43. Ryan Benson 27:38 44. Andy Samow 27:42 47. Brian Borkowski 27:47 51. Dave Sheriff 27:57 57. Dan Koch 28:22 63. Randy Bunders 28:38 64. Will VanAxen 28:41 71. Al Heppner 28:56 76, Brad Timm 29:12 82. Tim Seaman 29:27 85, Will Leggett 29:53 NFL Picks by Scott Fragale Dallas over Cincinnati: The league's best team against the league's worst. What more is needed to be said. Philadelphia over Washington: The Eagles should apply more pressure on Redskin rookie QB Gus Ferotte I who had an impressive debut last week against Indy. Look for more turnovers produced by a tenacious Eagle defense. Seattle over San Diego: The Chargers will try to bounce back from their 1st loss last week, but Stan Humphries is banged up a little, The Seahawks will concentrate on stopping Natrone Means and will do so just enough pull the upset. Arizona over Pittsburgh: The Cardinals defense is playing well and the Steelers offense is having a hard time moving the ball on offense. Look for a low-scoring defensive battle. Green Bay over Chicago: Quarterback controversy runs rampid in this one. Farve vs. Brunnell for G.B., and Kramer V8. Walsh for Chicago, Both teams are in trouble on offense, but the Packers defense is one of the best in the league and should be the difference. Last Week: 5-0 Season: 16-9 Hepp's Hype Picks by AI Heppner Dallas over Cincinnati: If Dallas doesn't start Troy Aikman, then the Bengals maybe able to keep it close. They played a good first half of football against the Browns and "Big Daddy" finally got his first sack. But the chances of the Bengal's first win here are dismal. Philadelphia over Washington: Gus Frerotte steps into the spotlight as the Redskin's QB after an impressive debut win against the Colts. But hell be in over his head against the strong Eagles defense. San Diego over Seattle: Even ifStan Humphries can't start on Sunday, the Chargers are still good enough to beat the Seahawks. Charger Kicker John Carney should make the pro bowl if his leg doesn't fall off. The Bolts would still be undefeated if they could have punched it into the endzoue last weekend. Three teams in the NFC would beat the Chargers in the Super Bowl (Dallas, S.F., and Philadelphia). Pittsburgh over Arizona: Bam Morris is getting the job done for the Steelers (146 yards vs. Giants) and he should make the difference in this low scoring affair. How much of a reward do you think Buddy offered to the player who could take out Troy Aikm an.? Chicago over Green Bay: The Bears gave one away to the Lions last week after giving their offense and special teams each gave up a touchdown. The Packers defense was awesome against Minnesota, but the Bears "D" is coming off their best game of the season. The bottom line is that the Packers offense is worse. Don't look for a lot of points in this one. Last Week: 3-2 Total:l4-11 Season: 14-11 "This column is not nearly as important 85 the Men's Soccer article," Captain Greg Garland had another; stellar performance for the Rangers REMINDER: PLEASE PARTICIPATE IN THE ATHLETE OF THE WEEK ARTICLE. NOMINATE AN ATHLETE WHO YOU FEEL HAS DONE SOMETHING DESERVING OF RECOGNITIOI!ll. LIST ATHLETE'S NAME, SPORT, STATISTICAL I,NFO, MAJOR, CLASS, AND PHONE (FOR POSSIBLE INTERVIEW). TURN IN THIS INFORMATION TO SCOTT FRAGALE'S MAILBOX LOCATED IN THE RANGER OFFICE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR PAST COOPERATION. 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Title A name given to the resource Ranger News, Volume 23, issue 9, October 27, 1994 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 10/27/1994 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System halloween men's soccer national association for the advancement of colored people (NAACP) parkside student government association (PSGA) sexual assault awareness