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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document INSIDE LOOK aillldllt o1 Champion• 'Youn • happy in lfe as you - ,..,, __ People haY8 coo- "'" f,eir own happiness, and ..,_ tlAllliesa II wtlhin._• ltlted --· See Page3 Llldnlllp Conference '1111 c:rinnce was a very good expe,tera .. .ard well-timed. ft was able m make the students able to ma llemselves on lhe r concerns i90llq the environment in which Illy wt." stated La Jude See Pag 3 New Recycling Polley ~ by Gary Goetz., Assistant Cta1081or of Admbistratio and Fiscal Allan, fie ~ ls aimed at recyclr'Jlwt~amotlltof ~refuse possible hou,jlou1 the univefSily. ComldyotErrors ~of Errors' ffllllls ml excellenl perbmaiice lor llllwnlles Iha! See Page3 =:nnw,y ~ plays _.. ., ..... ,\... "I'll\ ... ~,,. lllllcl LNVan Dykt See Page4 Dlllblllty Awarene• 1!ecause of 1he steteotypes, I feel if emplo)e,s ..ar1 get arWld twring els• abled people lhey wil .," stated Gary Nlptllw SeePage7 Edllorlll Kudos go out '> Chancellor Kaplan for her pd:ipation in Olsabiity Aware- ,_ Week. The edik>r•~, cats for more lrwotYement on campus from f19 lffllrlity admlristration. See Page811 leltn to the Edttor See who has a cn,el SeePlge819 QU~: An alien concept C. Elise Shelley tion of lhe Quality u . . N W • lllVCISlty ews rtter F.nvironment (QUE.) The · • tba What is~ "Que" entity tt:restwa,good,andthefollo:. t keeps showing up on sign., iDg goals were sec ~d boxes all over UW-Park- 1. Treat all manbers of the side? Actually QUE is a UW- campus community as Parkside staff and faculty orga- guests. nization that was born out of a 2. Make the campus environDisneyland-sponsaed seminar ment "user-friendly." last stllTlmer. 3. Develop a ream commitment to service. Carol Cashen, Cathy 4. Examine all services proWyler, Diana Sharp and Sue videdtoensinthatlheconJohnson auended the seminar cept of quality/value hu on creating a better wen envi- been added. ronment and came back with S. Maximize quality serviu some goods ideas to share with by providing effective and the rest o{ the staff. Their main efficientoperatingsystans. focus was 00 developing better 6. Create and implement a rerelaJ.ims between management wardsySlanforqualityscr- ;:!;! employees at UW - ~ice~ October 29th mem~ aboutthemeeting, Diana Sharp stated that "Gary Grace led the discussion of possible areas of concern on which to concenA meeting was held in October to determine PQtential interest in the project. to set goals and then to begin irnplemcnra- ColllilllU!d 011 Page 2 I Can Do Anything UW-Parkside, Kenosha and Racine celebrate Earth Day 1992 sored by the Geo9cience Cub UW-Parkside'sEanbDaywill and 1:00pm Arecycling,eminar By Jackie Niles and The Racine Area Eath Day feamre two films. "De.1truction of is scbcduJed for 12:30 pm This News Writer Organization. The City of America's Old Growth Forest." event will Ibo feature• environUW-Pmbidewill Kcnosha'sKeepKenosbaBeaa• which will be shown• 10 am and menial wall where SIUdenls and celebrale :Earth Day on Tuesday, April 21,from9am to3pm inUn,er Main Place. This event is spontifu) Program will also partici- 12:00 pm, and "Busines.1 and Re- faculty will be able toexpress their pale in handing OU1 recycling cycling: A Wm-Win SilUltioo," thoughts on the environmental, infonnation. which will be shown• 11:00 am Co1lliluled 011 Page S Coffee Shoppe: service with a smile ...,,,_,.,,.,,.,....,. Sherry, MIiie, ad~ By Llde-S)luDoll Coralo familiar 90Ulld of Virginia. Millie. Staff Writer Sherry or Cindy, odawileknown "Bagel! ... Special!. To IS die Coffee Shoppe ladies. anyone who 11&1 been in die "The best pan of my job is my CoffceShoppO,neartheCof• co-workers and die SbidmM,• ~ fee Sbq,pe. or within a ooc Millie Vena. Vena bas been wi1b mile radius of it, Ibis is die ColllUIWd 01t POii 2 . • :...z.; Campus poUce end investigation ~'a~Polceended1Mirlnv 1lligallanconClffllng abecW fflllll'III. which COfUiMld nude""" angaolng In sexua1-.addll111dloChMoellN'Shelal<lplan. According to Dave OlilrcMlld. ..., of CalftPIII PobllldPIMcU.,,noalmf. nal ICI hal _,. ODfflffllnld and ... NidlnlllllbNnlUfflldwer 11» Steve Mal.alghln. DNn d Student lJle. CDIIClrNllg 1M IIUdlnl condud eode. LMtWHk. ...... ,.of PSQA.cllca ..... ClblCl1ne,_. ...-, 1n ........ mall em,11.-, ... 111dtoOtllnoll1Dr lClplln. ......,_d PW ......... ....., ... ................. .....,a,...,.._..,. ........ Dance stiH under investigation ThelJW.Paltclidedm ....................... onMlldlallMIMnlneat .................. ---A&.cardll19 to Oilfle Wllllt. Al all Pl 1DIN•rd.......,._Lle. ................. ...,,... ............. OIIDL ,_...._ __ .... ,.... 1M pila-- pl I ILi I f --·· ' •••• 't. ..................... , ... ,. .................. , ....... . In The News ~ . 1992 !T~•~IIANCD~~N~rws.~Pl~ag~e~2-;_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_-:_~~~~~;~~~~~~~-------------==~-=-~==-~- weane~aa~ f rid a~ Special •Film: "My Girl" 7:00pm in the Union Cinema, $1 admission for students, $2 admission for guests (Sponsored by PAB) •International Day: Experience cuisine and folklore from all over the world in Main Place. (Sponsored by the Hispanic Organization of Parkside) •Film: "My Girl" 7pm in the Union Cinema, $1 admission for students, $2 admission for guests (Sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board) •Dance: Pajama Jamy Jam, 8pm in the Union Square (Sponsored by AfricanAmerican Student Union) •Play: "Comedy of Errors" coming soon. April 24th & 25th and May 1st & 2nd Meet the Coffee Shop ladies Contin~dfrom Page 1 Professional Food Management. which is contracted as UWParlcside's food service. for 14 years. She commented that the students of today aren't that much different than the students of 14 years ago. "They're in just as much of a hurry now~ they were then. Students have a bard time. WOlting part-time and going to school. There's a lot of stress and we understand that.. Venameruiooedchalafta'traveling to Italy dlis smDIDU, retirement is a possibility. "The biggiesta,np1aiDltbeSIUdents bavc is lbcprm, but most of the students undeastand that there's nolhingweamdoabouttbal. • said Shmy Feest. Feest. wbobas been with PFM for 11 years. usually worts in the eady morning and is often the first to greet tbo9e customers wbobaven'tbadtbeirmoming coffee. "Thestudents,faculty and staff are really nice." commented FeesL Cindy Beihn.thenewestmember of the Coffee Shoppe crew, has been here a short five months. and said she enjoys working with the student help and all of the students as well. "The prices really are the biggest complaint. and we can understand that. and now with the limiting of the coffee shop hours studr.nts need to be u understanding as ever. Budget cuts are everywhere and we just do the best we c:aD to give the CUSIOIDerS the best senic:e we can.• "The Sllldmu of today are more mature than what they were 16 years ago; said a cbecnu1 Virginia Schullz. "Overall the studcots are great.• Virginia mentioned that it seemsuthough the same group of people came doWn to the Coffee Shoppe. "It's great because a lot of the students are more than faces in the crowd. We may not know their names. but it is nice to be with so many familiar faces." ~ of the Coffee Shoppe ladies try as much as possible to please the students. "If a student wants a specific kind of juice that we don't have we try to get it in for them." said Sherry. Through tbe years these ladies havepovidedmuchmorethanfood service. They have assisted studr.nts with their poblems. "Students will come tome with their problems. I do whatever I can," said Millie. The Coffee Shoppe ladies never seem 10 receive the recognition they desene. There's a comment box by the Coffee Shoppe window where students. faculty and staff can 1et Jeff Wade. Food Service Director l and the rest of tbe UW-Pmtside community know what a great job they are doing. PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS AUC11CNlll l&IIED. Plrklidl Vou!-. Prai,lffl in-"' d ...,_.1:,rspa1..-11e1c1 in lid-Main Pll0I an fridar, t.111111 ~ 1~11JOPII. •--lbluw•l1ice. Clll5'15-2D11. Tuat EIL(BIGUIII MA.SECOND LANGUAGE). Tllifill br ._ Kanollll r.c..ny Lilnq Adian, h:. ii 191 IDr lilandi¥, May 4i1U PM, Tiuldlf, U., 711 ~ Saldlr, U., ltl 9-31JOPM, Thlnilf, lllr 14ti flam 6:30-8:1l0PM and Saalntlr, Mir 1811 from 1 ~ 3:SN. Hnil,ocrapparllilrlD ........... S..Cnin .. V...Olfial. BIID* IIEMFAIT' tEl.PERS. The Frilnds of twflcffl Halaw n apc111ai1Q a llncl raiMron Salunlly, May 91h. Thart need breakfast ...,.. and peopll ID dlan up. Two lhill-6:~~UIO Nhr t.U>-11:3> AM. Yo1ncu,.-help wil asailt in._ Cl0l1lnlllion of lhe nalUl9 unca.y;,.twatofcanpaoffHY31. ••Wllq---tom .. lllidlnolhlll. anzEN A1MJCA1D REGUESlED. 8ame a lrilnd ID ll -~ 4illblld Plfllll'I in lhe Aldnt .,._ Thil !Wading IICpnnc:9 ....... a11,-..oi1u11i111 ... lbtbliMin .. ,W.of peopllwilhdillbiNl•WII• blliewel!alpeopt~dilalii1ies lhaLtl bl Plocu:M ffllfflbals of Ill commllli1y. Cel Oebonil Ganaway at 634-6303 or Carol II 595-2011. For 111019 inlonnailn call 595-2011 « ,mp t¥ .. Career Ctmar. Volunteer of the Week June Grogan. a senior in communicadon wilb an empbags in marketing. bealmeinrerestedin the Boy ScotJU duough her husband. Gaa)dGrogan. June is the~sistantscout master for Boy Scout Troop 545 in Kenosha and is also the fundraising chairperson for the tro0p. Altitough June has been a boy scout leader for over a year. she has recorded 119 hours of volunteer service in the last five montm. June enjoys the outdoor experiences. meeting other adults involved with scouting and seeing QUE Co111~dfrom Pagel tnu.e attention for the academic year... Questionaires were passed to the participants in or• der to detennioe the areas that needed to be addressed. The volunteer! were asked to describe their wen settings. what aspectsof theenvironment work in providing quality !letVice and what works against iL Seven issues were identified and then used as titles for project committees, or teams. The Campus Access Team was to address the problem of non-user friendly signs. Specifically it will investigate color coding Parkside's present signs . system that identifies rooms, buildings. levels, numbering. Susan Luke presides over this group. The Communication Team is responsible for the suggesdoo boxes. They collect the com• plaints and suggestioos, and detennine who will address the is• Suggestion boxes are )o.. cated in the main concourse of Molinaro Hall. ~ uom the booksu,re, in the lower levd of the Wylie Leaming Center near the Advising Offices and the Leaming Center. in the Com• municatiooArtBuildingoearthe theater .at Talent Hall. and in the Physical Education Building across from theequiprnentroom. Analyzing the communication channels and opportunities at UW-Partside along with devel- oping pbw for improving uni• versity information define the restoftbegoals. GloriaSecoris the convenor for Ibis team. The Faculty•Staff Lounge team focuses on the .. development of a 'bac:ksta,e• area for the faculty and staff ... < The possibility of JX'()gramJUllt Grogan how the scouts change. She reported. "I see how scouting helps young boys mature and learn to be responsible while doing fun activities." ing for the area will abo be addr~ Sue Johnson heads this committee. Health and Safety Concerns will address campus safety and health issues. Of primary concern is the beating, ventilating, air conditioning problems within the working environment The convener is Sandy Riese. Parking will auend to the parking issues, suggestiom,and probable solutions. We have already heard of the impending eR)3nSion poject of the Communication Ans parking lot. Ellie Suwalski ~ this le.lm. The QUE Standards 1e.1m goal is to "Develop overall Uni• versity standards related to Quality Service .•. " and then IO implement them. DeAnn Possehl will act as convener for this cornrnince. Finally the Rewards and lnceruives group will look at a reward system. It will be geared ''toward those o~or individuals• who best fulfill the QUE initiatives. .Marilyn Foster Kirt will chair this ieam. With the committees formed, tbe work will DOW be· gin. The teams can also count oo the support of Cbancelki Kaplan. Kaplan stateS thatber "spc· cial domain (is) the duty of combating institutional inertia and to hold the university responsible for implementing tbo9e quality projects wtuchare within itsresourcesanditsc<Jlttol" So locale those QUE sug• gestion boxes and send in Y~ suggestiom. comments. COIP· plimcnisaodcompJaints. some oneislistmingandcarcsenougb to do something about it ·------- April 199'2 -O I · Cameus News Doll Hcir broke bis neck at • 11D of 18 sa~g a drowning IIC,J. Plrllyzed smce then, Heir - on ao be a world champion _..wilhover 160worldmedals aolis ane and a lecturer all over dlewuld. Lifeguarding 81 a poo~ Heir daWe in IO save a liUle boy that _.edaobedrowningonly Iaterto fild out the boy was pretending. Heir bit bis head on the bouom of die pool and was immediately paraJy,.ed. Now an auomey, Heir spoke Mmday night during Disability Students in minority leadership conf ere nee By Andy k b themselves and mak Ntws Editor rcalizethalthe e each other conferencew~thepresenceofthe FromFridAy,April 3. through deal with are=~=~ym~ chancellOC:ofUW-Stout. whoproSlllllay,AJriIS,twcnty-sevenUW- distinctlocati bu . IOtheir posed to mvolve all of the UWPart.side students took positive out Wiseonsm'onand, ttheeXJSt throufgh- System chancellors in future coo- . dealin · • rest o the ferences saq,s an 8 wilh the racial dis- United States as well , · criminalion th8l is present in both Primary • · 'Usually,students [althecontbe Uni~ty of Wisconsin Sys- students durincx;:nsconex::1!: ~]airholheirconcemsaoother ICIII and society as a whole. cludedrequiredcourse··--UWS •'-- _ts,_w me already aware of These d . . on.--. • u11i; eXJSbng problems, when they . SlU ents ~ Clpal~ ID 17 (free speech) type legislation, should be addffllsin the :;,:. ~ ncan Mmor- hrue en,_ the lack of African lemsJ.,thechancenc!'..1dlo:! l . ,1P Conference, history classes throughout the UW cellor at UW-SIOUt] will ~•the _university of Wiscon- System, and the swus of minority chancellors in fu~= :!""" ,._ Mcno!"onie. The soJ)J>Olt groups and clubs in die fcmlcesin=--dlo of this years confeicnce UW System. cooferencesandaobeat:rdealwilh WIS "Passport lO the Future: Em- Due to the combined support stodentconcems." s18led Anthon ::;:"" 1hn>uib ~ and of the Alnkln American Sllldcnt Brown. direclor of..., uw:rrl. • Union, the Hispanic Organization side Cenlet for F.ducalional and The conference, which ~- at Parkside, Student Support Ser- Cultmal Advancement (CECA). ~ volves all UW System schools, is vices, and the Centt.r for Educa- "The conference wu a very annually by UW-Eau tiona1 and Cultural Advancement. goodexperience .. .and well-timed. Claire_. Siout, Stevens Point, and the university was able to send It was able to make the students Supenor ~ : It presents and teaches twenty-seven studenlS this year, able ao focus themselves m their 1eChn_iques for minority eleven ma:e than in years past. concerns regarding the eavironllUdcnts an dealmg with the prob- Three UW-Parkside students. ment in which they live.• lems they face in today's society. WaleedAhmad.LalahaJude,and "The Minority Leadership The conf ercnce funher saves Tirshalha Wilson, wrote entries for Con(erence wm a great opportu· • . • f~ for the expression of the conference essay contesL. 1be nity for SIUdenlS of different nallUDOritysludeotconcems,anda.n toptbreepapersintheconaes&.based tionalities from all OW-System way of pnxnoting interaction be- on the conference theme. received BChools ao discuss unification in ~ minority student clubs of scholarship awards. All three were andoulSideofthecampussetling," ~ campuses. In doing this. won by UW-WhiteWlletStudenlS. stated conference participant J11111Capants hope to both t,euer AnaddcdfeatureMlbisyear's LaresbaJude. Doug Heir WU spomored by Student Life, Student Health Services. Student Organiza1ion Council, Lectures & Fine Arts Committee, and PAB u a .-,tof Disability Awarenea Week. School of Business receives grant By Dennis Clarke News Writer The UW-Partside School of Business~ received a grant from the Richard S. Johnson Trust of the Racine Community Foundation that wilt help ranance the purchase of computer equipment for a new member of die faculty. Professcr David Wright will be joining the School of Business faculty in August. and the money m:eiwd through the grail will provide a computer womaation. ,oft. ware and au:eao,~ for him, according ID Dr. ArtburCorr, interim dean of the School of Business. 1be School of Business bas now n,ceived a total d $15,655 from privMe coouibulors since the beginningdthecurrentfascal year. As a result d an effort to impove busincs! educllioP, the UW Systan has pledged ID give the UW-Parkside School d Business $20,000 in addilional funds. Theee marching funds are to bo rdcmed when priYlle contributions tocal $20,000. Corr is plcalcd widl the CODttibutions. "Anything we can get is welcome." he says. He notes that much money is needed IO keep the School of Business operating smoothly and to provide Sbldents wilh a quality education. One specific area in which money is used to enhance studenll' educa>Nlexpsienceillhebuliness scbool 's compullCr lab, which WU funded through I similar madling pa& amnaemeaa • garnered a total of $60,000 ($30,000 from priYlle 90U1teS and anoda $30.000 from UW Systan) for lbe IChool "'You have ID have proper facilides ID Ille in Cider ID provide __ ,;.., Ill . • ........,,. enar-c,n, commen15Corr. 1'bil year cdlS CCllllribulOn includeAIIISledlncmlries.Masler Appliance, Wi9consiD Electric Compimy, Wilcoasin Nalmll Oas Conlpaly, Beverlee Ancknon and alumni d lbe Pllbide Scbool of Business. Adctidoaal ~ COIIDibudoal are expected ao eaue lbe • OWSyslall fundlwiDbeselealed. New recycling policy introduced at OW-Parkside of student and faculty muse in this university comes in the form of recycleable paper. Stickm designldng normal lrlSh recepllClcs are currendy oa order. boob. cadbolrd. card IIOCk. c:or- llloald be direcled ID one of dll rupltdpeper,emptyc:ar1001.file0 QUE .... IJoael localed By Andy Patcb News Editor . As of Monday, April 13, the muversity put into action a new paper recycling policy. . Introduced by Gary Goelz, Asllllant Chamcellor of Ad.minisUalion and Fiscal Affairs, the progm isaimedatrecycling the highest amount of paper refuse possible lhroughout the university. It is estirnatrAI that up to 95" Whal wm p-eviouslY wa.«- baUetS will DOW be "pap«-onl)'" recycling ba1kcll undct the new . program. New traSh recepcaclcs are being localed at strategic spots in each building. Receptacles designared for recycling will have a recycle paper sticm denOting it. 1be sysaem will allotform:ycling malCriaJs p-eviously not included in any OW-Parkside recycling policy. Included in Ibis Hstare: ~ papers.envelopes (including dlOSO wida windows), papers with Sllp1es or paper clips, kleenex (believe il or nod), computer paper. colored p&F, paper with sticky labels, folders. spiral ~s. JJIPef ....,...._ lbe ~ plates. post-it noces. and mapzincs. ~ not lO be included in die recycling n:aptacles include: bllhroom wllfCIJIIIO',cllbonplper. cellophane. food-relaled material. wwd paper, or packaged marerialJ. Any quraoons or cammencs .YtonNoe. Don'tforgdto,ecyck TMBanfel'Newsl • Feature AIWil.,1992 - Drama department presents "Comac:ly of :flrrors" •1A-Sexta Slaff Writer "'No. plelle don't mate me ad Hamiel! I bale Shakespeare. Tbcpyistoo mrd to undersland. .. Dea dlis tttindle old high ICbool IIICIDOliea or nightmares when you were forced 10 read Shakespeare and bated every minute of it? Teachastoldyoulbalilwould enbaace your knowledge, but )'OU really lhougbt it was a form of lm1me. Well now isyomchance to pt cullured, have an enjoyable dme,andundenlandSbakespeare! The University of W-asconsinPlrbidc's DramaDcpanment will be performing"ComedyofF.rrors" byWJJlilrlSblmpeae. 'JbisJQY, unliteodlerwmsby Shakespeare, will be easily andentood became of die wortof lbecuand direclar in making il a play for audiences of all qcs ID enjoy. .. Comedy of Enon" is a Sbakespearainctamcthalrecoun11 thesaoryof twin IJrotbers who were sepmlt:d by a shipwreck shortly aftet Ibey were born, and separately grew to young manhood. Theplay is a rdativcly simple story of mad-ap hilarity ccnltrina around mistaken identity. The play's title, ''Comedy ofF.rrors," is not about emirs, but inSlead a series of mix-ups lhal occur between the sets of twim. Anyone who Ima twin brother or sister knows how frustrating this situation can be, but it is good for more lhan a few laughs. Allhougb Ibis is only the second Shakcspearean play perf mned at UW-Parkside, inexperience should not be a problem. Director Lee Van Dyke ..., "'Comedy of F.rrors' makes an exoellellt performance for universities that do not do many Shakespeare plays became there is lialeconfusion on bow ID intapret ic; it was intmded • a comedy." Even though Shakespeare wrote the play, Vm Dyke said that the story idea for "C<,medy of Erroo" probably exislcd long bef orc be acwally wrote iL Joseph DeLon:nzo, Michael Lce,JeffLibby,and ThaddKruega star as the two sets of twins in the play. When asked why people should come and see this play Krueger said, "Many students are forted 10 read Shakespeare, and when students are forced to do something they usually hate it regardless. Many people will be surLee Van Dyke prised at how enjoyable the play is after being forced to read his works. If people go and see the play, itis a mote understandable and enjoyable experience." In addition to the cast. many other people should be given credit such as the production Slaff ,-.;.._;., and stage crew who Cleated an elaborale IDd unique set in ~ form o_f a game boncomp1ae With playmg cad aq,licas whkh stand nearly seven feet 1111. Performances are iD lbeCom. munication Ans Tbealera8pm 011 April 1A & 25 and May 1 & 2. An April 30 matinee at 10 am is Ibo scheduled. Tickets are now on Ille, 111d can be purclwcd M lhe boloflke in CART 275. For funber infcw. mation call 595-2564. ncteu are $5.00 for studenls and lenior c:iizcns and $6.00 for adahs. Don'tmisslhis0pp0rtlmityio see a side of ~balcespea-e lbal n unknown to many peq,le. UW-Parkside student to represent the United States at international peace conference by EmDy Heller Feabu'e Editor While UW-Parkside ltUdenls are finishing qp lbe final weeks of die semcsra bef <R finals, one student will be surveying lbe remains of the Balin Wall with six Olber Amaicam. UW-Parkside senior GwenevereHellerwmeof sevea 1t11den1S from Unilcd States cboaen toaacod tbe Bogemee Conf~- ence in Bcmi. Gennany. Thw mtamlioaal youth peace confercace will be bdd from April 25 un&il May 1. Ono htmdred and forty deq#tA from memba naliomof lbc Commiuee on Security aadCcq,mliclninEurope(CSCE) will be aamding the conf=ncc. The purposeof lbecooference is to foeat.r a role for you&b in the c:bangjng global 11e111and specifically Europe. Expcmes for the conference including lravcl and housing are being paid for by the CSCE. Heller will auend a pre-trip economic integration to environmenLal aspects affecting Europe. Workshops at the Bogensee conferencewill focus on political.economic, social, and cultural issues. "fm hoping to auend the political workshop because I am interested in the political effects of regional economic integration. I want IO learn mcwe about labor migration from poorer European, and specifically~ European, countries to the wealthier nations of Ewq,e. This creates conflict among natives who feel that their jobs are being taken away by foreigne.rs. This kads to nationalism and ethnocentrism which is very L-~~::..:::::~~!.=.-'-..:....1 unhealthy fora peaceful economic Gwaeven Heller briefmgMUW-StevensPointApril 22-24. In order 10 prepare students for the trip, pofessors from UWStevem Point will iresent leclures on topics mging from European rdationship." The United SlateS will be represealed by students from not only Wilcansin but Ohio, Georgia and the East Coast a well. This group will have lbe q,ponun.ity IO sightsee in Berlin and the swrounding area during and after the conference. "I would also like to visit Poland which is only fifty miles away," stated Heller. " I want 10 see as much of the former Eastern Bloc as possible. You no longer "I'm hoping to attend the political workshop because I am interested in the political effects of regional economic integrat . " ion ... need a visa which is an indication of the changes taking place." The conference was Supposed 10 be held last Octobt.r, but due to logistical problems it was postponed until April "I wa., disappointed when the trip was pos1pooed and was not swe if it would ev« materialize. Join The Ranger News Call 595-2295 All Majors Welcome!!! Originally, the Amcn:a cte1ega. lion was IO have twenty memben but because of funding aa die field had to be narrowed Mt IMII. I had to reapply qain.• Heller will gnidmle iD December of 1992 widl adouble 1111- ja' in international SllldiesalEnglish. ShcisamembcrcilbeCJull for International Affain and ~ cently attended the Modd Lague of Arab States in WashinJIOll,D.C. as a member of die UW-.Pnside delegation rep1esenlin&lrlq. Owen isnostrangeztoEIIOIJelllaawd• she spent a semesaer abroldill.Gadon in lhe fall of 1990. "I went 10 Mu•icll ud 0 Brodenbach, Gamlly • J fill time 10 Europe. Tbey wen die cleanest, friendliat .,.._ I visited. I've heard lbltBali•ildiffcr· ent in that 1M .......... lion of World W• B ii Y«'J CYidenL LikeDlcbau..bidll• visited, lberemindcnofWWB• still visible." - - April 1992 - Feature 1'111 RANca Nns, Page S Study abroad topic of CIA International F A il 21 ,, Andy Patdl ocus pr News EditOI" DolbeFrcnchA.tp:sandEgypdllpynmids 90Ulld like fasclnatill places ID visit? Do you )Um ., r, (JIil )'OW' dm,e scmesic:n cl a,ne,e.level German in a Munich 1,eciipden? Hl'1e you ever dreamed or ...., "Les . • from a .-at-priced admission scat UW-Parkside students Susan McIntyre and Gwen Heller will discuss their experiences studying abroad in Scotland and England. far in the raften o{ the Palace Thealre in London? Contrary to popular belief, study abroad programs are not only concemble, but affordable. With a bit of prc-lrip planning, the study abroad experience can be a reality for you. • To find out more about die options available, and what it's like to SIDdy and ll'IYCI abroad, attend an lnlemational Focus spmsored by the Club fix'~ Affairs on Toesday, ApiJ 21. UWParbide slUdents Susan McIntyre and Owen Heller wiD discus., their cxpei iencea studying in Scotland and England. The effllt will lake place in Union 104 • 2 pm. It is he and open to die public. Come find out what world travel is all about! UW-Parkside cel~brates Earth Day 1992 eo,,,;wdfrom Page 1 ecoqiell,Md'N-.,a,,,~i,nn Tbe Cily cl KCDOSba' Earth DI)' celebntion will be held OD Salay, April 26 from l :00 pn to 4:00 pm at the N vy Memorial Park Annex, 625-S2nd Street.. T1tis event is sponsored by the City of Kaiosha 's Keep Kenosha Beautiful Commission. Kenosha participsnts will have acbance to view a garbage lrUCk in q,aation. &our the Hazardous Incident Response Team Vehicle, tour acily bus and receive information Clllhc benefits of transit., and tee BFJ 's display on lhc new Material Rccovczy Facility. Information oo recycling, COlllpOSling, lhc Permanent Household Hazardous W Disposal Sile, the Paint Program. and the Parks Ocpartment's Tree and Gardt.o Planting Program will al.10 be available during this event. Kenosha's Earth Day will also provide three one-day-only dropoff sites, where infants' and children's clothing and furniture, homchold and vehicle belluies, and styrof oam peanuts will be cot- lecltd for reuse or recycling. The cloching and f umiture will be dona&ed to Kenosha's hmldes! facility, Shalom C.eoter, the household and vehicle balterics will be recycled by an area company. The ayrofoam peanuts will be reused by a local pack and ship business. The Kenosha County Conservation Commiuee bas donated 500 tree seedlings., which will be given out to participants. There will be free entertainment, including lhc city slicker lll&SCOIS for children, and free ref:resbments. Be sure IO bring your own beverage c~. Kenosha puticipams will also be able to tour &be Like Guardian, the U.S. EPA '1 Grell Lakes Nalional Program's research vessel. Which will survey&be Wlletqualily of the Greatl.am from April 26 to July 3, 1992. Pmticipanuc::an bosd the Lake Guardian ll tbc North Harbor from 9 am to 4 pm ForflriainfmnaaionregardingKenosba'sF.arth Day ,call Keep Keno.w Beautiful at 656-8040. Racine Area Earth Day (RAED) will begin its Earth Day celebration by sponsoring a Lakcfrontand Lincoln ParkOcanup from 9 am to 12 pm on May 2. Team capcains and volunaeers are still needed to help with the cleanup. Tree seedlings, refreshments, and prizes will be given to participants. Following the clean-up from 12 pm to 6 pm, RAED will sponsor an Earth Fest at Racine's YMCA, 740 College SttceL This event will include a play about the rainforest and an endangered species parade. There willaho be information from various environmental groups, and awards will be presenlCd to the winners of a Racine clcmenwy cs.1ay and drawing contest. In addition to spamming the Earth Day events. RAED will host several ocher events. On Monday, · April 20 at 8:00 p.m. at Racine's Olympia Brown Unitarian Olurch, 625 College Ave., Spencer Black, Swe Rcprcsen&ative and Olair or the Natural Resowtes Commitlec will speak about current environmental legislation, including Assemble Bill 590, which gives Wisconsin an energy policy that cmpham.cs conservation and renewable energy. On Wednesday, April 22 at 7:30 pm at Racine's YMCA, 740 College A vc.,Randy Korb will give a presentation entitled, "Monarch Magic," which explores the buuerfly • smigraoonareasand why these areas are endangered. Racine's Earth Day Report Card will also be unveiled. On SalW'day, April 25 at 8:00 UW-Parkslde women's Center student Coordinator Position Announcement W e looking for two UW-Parkslde students to serve asei~men's Center Student Coordinators for the 92- 93 school year. The Center provides services and support to women, and educational programs on d elated Issues The Ideal candidate will hOVe gen er-r · , str cornmuan understanding of womens issues, ong nlcatlon and orgontzatlonal skills, and be able to work well with others. Id positions which offer a chance of These ore po ' Internship credit, ted tudentsshould submit an appllcatlon form, lnteres ~detranscrlpt(mlntmum GPA2.00requlred) ~i:;aleOSt two recommen992datlon forms to Diane Welsh, on or before Moy 1, 1 . llcatlon and recommendation forms avolloble In APP Union 2f» and at The women's Center. Coll 595-2279 for more lnformotton. a.m., RAED will plant five trees in Hwoble Park, 2200 Blaine Ave. These trees were purcbued wilb money from various fuodraisers. On Wednesday, April 29 at 7:30 pm at Racine's YMCA, 740 College Ave., the Lake Michigan Federation will have a slide show presentation on Lake Michigan's water quality. It will examine what we can do 10 keep toxins out of the wasrestream. On Thursday, April 30 at 7:00 pm, Steven Apfclbaum, Research & Consulting Ecologist., who is currently restoring the Des Plaines River Wetlands in Kenosha County, will spealc: at the Golden Rondelle lbeaaer, 1525 Howe Strccl, Racine. PlellC call 631- 2154 forrcscrvalionsat this evcnl, which is spomored by The Friends of the Li'braJy. On Sunday, May 3 from 12 pm to 3 pm Ill Point West Racquet & Fitness, SlO'l Briarwood Lane, a fun<hiscrforthcNaureConser• vancy and Wildlife Alt, entitled Eco-Tour-a-Thon, will provide ecological lcaming slOpS and fun for the whole family. Adults are $3.00 and children arc $2.00. For more information on volunteering for or atlalding any ~ thc9eRAED-spomorcdevenlS,cal RAED at 639-7624. THE PARKSIDE UNION ~ ,,,,.,,,,,, /, '-r''' •~.t. ·~IJ~i:, -· ~ ... ,~ ,,, --:-~ -.. i;:;--· ~ NEW! COMMENT BOXES! *Dining Room *Infonnation Center *Deli/Sub Shop *Recreation Center *Union.,Square *WLLC Coffee Shoppe ___ _;_ _____ ......;. __ ___;,...:..;.__,;~..;....;..;._;:..:.:.,:~~~~,.;,.,;,.;.~~:.;...~.:.-.------------------ Aprj 1992 TD ltANGD Nns. Page 6 Feature - Scholars on campus: Van Qfferen enjoys being a non traditional student When a.1kcd how she. a single modlerof fourbonlYSIUdents.came to the decision to recum to college and to major in a field that doesn't usually boast large numbers of women, Virginia Van Offeren laughs, "I enjoy being noo-traditional!" Virginia's early search f<racademic direction came through a profesmonal agency which helped her assess her lalents and abilities. Soon she discovered lhat "science was something that would hold my inlerest f<r a very long time." As an upcoming May gradulle, Virginia's list of accomplishments at UW-Parkside is staggering. Her perfect academic record caught the attention of the University's Awards and Ceremonies Committee in 1990when Virginia applied f<r scholarships for the first time. Since then she has received UW-Parkside's Jupiter Transportation Corporation Scholarship, and the Science Faculty Scholarship. .. s'1Vl:J3dS 3)1V:J .uu:a •• ••••AV .M V3AID DflW H.LHV3•••• ,~~oms 1,uop =.i,3SHilO..\ 3:AVS i~)flq l? ~pµ :31v 3H.L 3A VS i Sll!~deu ss~1 ~sn :3a3.L V 3A VS wdz-um1 l WOOlf glllll!CT UO!Ufi Z661 ·zz nidv ·ir.,M Z661 A.VO HLHV3 3.LVHU3,3~ Attention Student IPod.ers: ....,,_ l!IP .. ,._ It It 1 t SPRING LEADERSIIJP SERIES MARKETING YOUR STUDENT ORGANIZATION EXPERIENCE DURING YOUR JOB SEARCH April 22nd. 6:00pm, Union 104 Many students belong to student organJzattons without understanding the skills that this allows them to develop. In this workshop we will dJscuss what skills student leaders develop, how those skills can be artJculated on a resume, and how to talk about one's expertence during a Job lnteJVlew. There will also be a brief period for questions. PASSING THE GAVEL: THE TRANSJ'ffON OF LEADERS May 4th. 12 noon. Union 104 111.e transttton of leaders doesn't always run smoothly. It 1s important to pass the gavel Without lettJng the hammer land on someone's head! We will d1scuss the importance of effective communication between the old and new regtme and the roles each leader skould be playing 1n the transltton. Tlala ....... opD to all 'UW-Publcle •tadellta. hr farther lilform&Uoa. plea• call 1181-2278. She was recently chosen a., lhe Oulstanding Graduate in Science- . an honcX' for which she will be recognized during Parkside's Scholarship Day Program May 3, 1992-as well as Commencement 1992. This honor also gamers her theS.C.Johnson ScienceAwarda cash award for the outsumding science graduate. Although pursuing chem~ studies has not been her emphasis, Virginia is cwrently working her way through General Chemistry n. Her perfonnance in the early chemisttycwriculum has ~ompted UW-Parkside's chemistry departmenttonominateherfortheChemica1 Rubber Publishing Company's Otemist Award-anOther recognition Virginia will receive at Scholarship Day. Virginiadescn'bes theaUiwdes of faculty at UW-Parkside as "affinning, uplifting and extremely supportive." 1n fact. Virginia chose UWPartside becau.se of the "promise of hands-on lab experience and small class size." To her it meant that "you had to know your stuff; you were accountable." Lab experience gave her the sense that "I own the knowledge. This couldn't ever have happened without lhe lab after lab exposure. My curiosity is piqued. The more knowledge I have, the more curious I become." When talking about women in non-traditional fields such 18 bets Virginia's advice is 10 "confron~ the thin~ ~ you fear; intesraac those things IDIO your life. For example, emotiom used '>hold me back and embarrass me. I wa, afraid IO fall apart in frontof people, I have learned lhat I don't have to put on a sb'Ollg macho fimt. 1 wouldn't have suc.ceeded here if 1 did. .. Virginia is currendy explor. ing a variety of career options in either electrical engineering or manufacturing rearch and developmcnL But chemisuy also fascinates her and she is vecy sure that she will pursueadvancedSUXliesin that field. Disabled an untapped career resource By SueKusz Special to the Ranger Picture yourself waking up tomorrow and not being able to either walk, see, talk, hear or a combination of the above. Think about all of the activities you usually engage in during a typical day. Will you be able to do these same things? If you work somewhere will you be able to continue working there? If you don't wort. how do you see your chances of finding a job with your disability? Everyone hopes that they will never have to ask themselves these questions but 43 million Americans with disabilities must. The booth on disabled careers during the Liberal Arts Career Day last Wednesday focused on the current career opportunities f <r the disabled and the hopes for more in the future. Gary Nephew, the coordina11Because of the stereotypes, I feel if employers can get around hiring disabled people they will.· Gary Nephew urof the Disabled Wea Program, felt that the career booth was not only to inform the disabled of the THE PARKSIDE UNION WILL BE CLOSED FROM NOON FRI. APRIL-17TH UNTIL THE MORNING OF MON. APRIL 20TH FOR THE HOLIDAY WEEKEND. careers available, but to also to make the public awme of the obstacles and issues involved fcx' lhe disabled as members of society and potential employees. Barbara Enlringer, a 90Ciol· ogy major who•• invohed widt the career booth, agrees with Nephew that the employas' Bili· bides aown the disabled m be· coming more posiliw but more work could be done. "Accessibility ... '>belim• ited. lnslall.ing elmfm in old buildings and widening work spaces could help," said E.nlringC'I, Nephew feelsdlllaaaypecple have the stereotypical llilUde lhat disabled people aren't• aa:q,t· able or successful pan of society. "Because of the~I feel if employers can Fl soiild hiring disabled people Ibey will," said Nephew. Nephew and P.nailger hope that the Americans widl Disabili· ties Act's implemenlllioa JePding the employmemillues01July 26 will improve lbecblnceSfcrdle disabled in careen. "Statistics on die jolll lbll WC show in this boodlllel'twr/ilnpressive, but I think lbey'D,:tbet· ter when the law is paaec1,• said Entringer. Two-thirdsof(lisal,ledpeope don't wort and can't find flll1!J1J· menL "Wemea.idll.,ecl..,.ce. ManydisabledpeopletreWl'llltd · workers beamse dleJ • ..,ct so having to wort banter--" their disabilities. We CID t,e ~ inspiration to c,&ben," 1114 Entringer. t April • 1992 Feature OW-Parkside' s Women's Center announces the second annual "In Her Footsteps" Award to recognize contibutions of women Ar,ard recognizes the t(Jlllributionsof women Tu RANGa Nns, Plge 7 Jaculty and staff Jackie N lies NewsWriter UW-Paruide's Women's Q11r:r is lbriDed IO announce the _.. annual "In Her Footsteps" A1rlftlnominees Thisawardm:ognii.es thecoodlllicm d women faculty and ... Tbeiroomributions can beac-ataic (incxJlponlling women• s lit- -.i, lbcory. eic. in the elmCommunication for a New World: "A Celebration of Diversity" The Communi nuon Senior Seminar class invi all interested -.dents, faculty and staff to attend llldly's conference titled "Communicalion for a New World: A Celebration of Diversity." Cai Allsup, Ph.D. from UWPlaucville and alumna Kimberlie ICrankh arc the two speakers inYitrid to talk at theopcning cercmolies to be held in Moln. 105 at 12:30pm. Papers will be presented by SIUdents throughout the afterlOOII. lnfunnation concerning specific 11fics and room assignments are IYlilable at the registration 13ble CIIIISide Moln. 105 from noon until 5:30pm. Get Involved At UW-Parkside! room) or personal IDOlivaaioa and encouragement The following are lhc nominees for this award: Mary Beth Emmericbs (Lecturer-Women• s Studies) Jane Pinnow (Lecturer. Mathmatics) Geula Lowenbttg (As.,o. ciateProfesu-Psychology) Delorse Stewart (Director of Precollege Program) Clara New (AsmlantProfessor-F-ducaticra) Judith~(LecmrerKenosha's Newest & Hottest : : Bar & Restaurant ~ ':,: Commuaicalion) Sandy Riesc(Dnclor-Sludent Health) Penny Lyter-Mickel (Assist.ant Profeuor-Pbysical Educauon) Lana Rakow (Associate Professor/Dept. CbairCommunicalion) FIIDCe.l Kavenik (Associate Professor-Eng./ Hum./Dir.-Acc.) Carol LeeSaffioti-Hughes (Associate Professor/ Dept. Chair of English andHumanites} Peggy James (Assistan& Professor-Political Catering to the College Crowd Thursdays are Coral R.eef! Mixed Drinks 900 Shots "-' Cans of Beer Every Thursday is a Party! April 16th Safari Party! April 23rd Black Sambuca Party! April 30th , Dr. McGillicuddy's Party. *Free T-Shirts *Raffles *Discounted Shots -302. 58th Street Kenosha, WI (414) 652-0505 Science) Judith Pryor (Library ln- ~tion Coontinaror} Mary Kay Schleifer (AslOCiate Professor-Sociology) Angie Nuler (SophmoreCoordinator of Women's Center) Darlene Janovicz-Winker (Senior-Coord.inau. of Women's Center) Carole Vopat (Associate Professor-English) Sheila Kaplan (Chancellor) Kathy Wyler (Bursar of Cullia Office) Ellie Espinosa (Fi1Cal Clerk) Sandy Pwaewaki (Assistant to the Assistant Chancellor) Rost.ann Mlloa (Writing Specialist and laming Assisbmt cl C.ounselor} Reoopition of Ibis award will lake place on Wednesday, April 22, at a noon luncheon in Union 104. This mown bag luncheon is open to nominees' friends, families, or mociales. A copy or each nominauon will bescntto lheawanl winner's depal'bnent and be put into her pcnonnel file. 1 ~ij ~ositions AvailaDle Inventory project for a large Kenosha manufacturer the week of May 18th. 20 _ 30 of these positions will last through August. Both 1st and 2nd shift available. Special interviewing hours · 9 am _ 2 pm Saturday, April 25 Flexi Force 5201 Washington Avenue Racine, WI 634-0087 or 654-8444 Please bring a picture ID and Social Security Card. Applications also taken daily 8 am_ 4 pm Monday through Friday or see M~ Plate. UWParkside Job Service after 1 pm weekdays. 595-2656 ---------.....;....---------~~-:--------------------- Editorial I Opinion ApriJ 1m TultANGa Nsws, Page 8 & 9 Editorial Kaplan goes public by Dan Chiappetta become not only visible to the students, but also demonsrraled an awareness of student relaled problems. But please, let's not stop here. Let the rest of the administration in on the fun. Wouldn't it be great if the adminislJ'ation could bea non-traditional student for a day, often having co balance wooc, school and a family? Or perhaps it would be interesting if the administration was alloKudosl I I ID Chancellor Sheila Kaplan, ca1ed a budget of about $3 a day and then who earlier this week came out from the asked whether the Coffee Shoppe's porlwory Tower co experience a day of disabil- tions really filled them up. Or since school lly. · is coming co a close, maybe they could In honor of Disability Awareness stand in line for 45 minutes mly to have Wea. Kaplan agreed co a first hand look at someone say, "I know you spent $40.00 on what it's like co be a handi-1,... ------------,• that book, but were not uscapped student here at ~ _ I ing it next semester so it's University of Wisconsin- • onlyworth$5, haveanice Parbide. Bumping and swerving, Kaplan day." awtwardly but courageously performed Now I acknowledge that many of the some of the difficult Wies disabled students things I mentioned are by know means the must perfmn daily. fault of Chancellor Kaplan, or the adminisDisabled students at UW-Parks.ide are tration. However, they along with the time and time again forced co deal with students have the power co change or imfaulty or slow elevators, unreachable book:- prove them. And besides,justknowing that shelves and numerous other unnecessary they understood and could relate to the inconveniences. Again, congratulations co numerous and justified problems of the stuChancellor Kaplan who rook the time co dents would certainly make me feel better. Politik from Parkside Society's ugly evils! by Bill Horner Columnist Racism, bigotry, and discrimination are ugly words used IO define even uglier anti-social behavicrs. Theseaction words usually describe, ~s, and provoke a certain verbal or physical response. They are psychologically pre-conditioned stimuli that provoke other conditioned responses. These words describe and define a "learned behavior." We are racist, we are discriminatory because we are taught to do iL We learn lhese attitudes and behavicral responses from our parents, relalives, friends, aquaintances and employment associalcs. Because we have been conditioned by this learned behavior, we lespond in a predictable manner. We accept Ibis aocial evil and allow ii.ID aBYi'YellldN!Dli1lve l:,y doing nodl- '-& ID a,p IL. We agy sllal&. llld ln dolq a,, al· lhia ii&i-JmJnatory behavior. ful behavior creates adversarial relationships. Almost every nation state has one problem or another directly related co this column's topic. Skin color, religion, physical and cultural differences, ethnicity, ethnocenlrism, and politics all seem to be socially acceptable reasons for creating and continuing an atmosphere of adversity. The ludicrous part of this inane scenario is that it does not have co continue. We can stop it, any time we choose to. This country, with it's diverse histay, with it's protective constitution, should lead the world in all areas of social progress. We should practice what we preach. We learn by our mistakes, and we correct those mistakes by eliminating the causes of them. We are not currendy doing dlia. The ncpti~ aocial effects ol pcwerty. crime. and diseaae, continue IO '-wbb no Iona tmm plan to aolve diem. We bavo ldientlfled lhe c:amal · ~- eucerbaac lhc:m Letters to the Editor ... To the Editor: Wrth news of an addition to the Comm Arts parking lot circulating again, once again the opportunity to stick It to the students has arisen, and has been taken. The Faculty Senate has supported the recommendation of the Committee on Campus Environment that '1urther planning and work on the expansion of the Cornroonication Arts parking lot be postponed pending a thorough study of the nature of the demand for parking.· Their rationale is that the Racine/Kenosha area is a "severe ozone nonattainment area" claimed to be worse than any area save Los Angeles, and that adding parking spaces would discourage such practices as riding the bus or car pooUng. But is there possibly another, unstated reason? They claim in their resolution that "no information has been forthcoming regarding any systematic study of parking demand, nor of any alternative remedies." If this is so, how then can they make claims about the environmental impact of the expansion? Or how can they then substantiate their claims that ihere has been nQ demonstrated effort to promote car pooling" or that there has been no evidence regarding •efforts to increase ridership" on the local bus systems? Their entire argument against expansion is the negative environmental impact it would have, yet claim they have no information regarding these issues. How can they know the effect the expansion would have when they don't even know what effect our current amount of vehicles causes now? Furthermore, the suggestion originally came from the Committee on Campus Environment, whose job it is to research this stuff. What I see here is a clear case of somebody (or somebodies) not doing their job, and the students paying for it. Come on, the faculty has I plenty of reserved spaces that are empty: at least let us have enough to fulfill the current parking demand by students. Jason A. Beyer To the Editor One week ago I was prepared to speak out against UWS 17 Revised and any other proposal which would infringe upon a right to free speech. Following an unfortunate and tasteless "prank" occurring on April 1st, I now have an understandIng for the rationale behind such legislation. I still have quarrels with any means proposed in i111>lementing such a policy but at least I have an understanding. The real shame is that a policy such as UWS 17 should ever be needed, much less oonceived, in an institution of higher learning. The very nature of this facility irrc>lies intelligence. The unfortunate "prank" I refer to is of oourse the tasteless attempt at delivering pornographic materials to Chancellor Kaplan. Though not directly oovered under UWS 17, such an act of expression is incredibly childish and points directly towards the rationale which creates infringements such as UWS 17. As strongly as I feel with regard to censorship, be it hate-speech, printed material, or any other expression, I cannot condone such utterty mindless actions. I believe I speak for all members of PSGA as well when I say that this behavior will sirrc:,ly not be tolerated. Steven J. WIiims, PSGA THE RANGER NEWS is seeking applicants for the position of :EVF;~-Y-'THING This Jeamcd behavior is noc conSll'UCtive to any society; it is CJlbfflleJy harmful. Witness what is CUITCDtly happening throughout the world. This harmCinue IO JJCIPCIUalC by doing noching. (well almost everything) Stop blaming die victim, and do 90mething consttuctive to correct the problem, not continue iL Call 595-2295 or stop by WLLC D139C ·Gabe's Gab Registration boasts new boobytraps this year By Gabe Kluka Columnist Ah registraliool The biannual ritual of madness lhat disrupts the Coffee Shoppe for at lea.,t three days ha, come again to make us sweat. The reasons for sweating registration range from criminal to numerical. I have been sweating f<¥ criminal rca- . sons that I will explain later. Somepeoplesweatbccausetheirclasses fill up very quickly. and they don't want to have the thrill ofbashing through the course cawog al the tenninal, while the lines of waitingstuden~moanand groan about their poor judgement in picking classes. It is almost like a nightmare version or "Jeopardy." I usually don't have this probIan because I take "Math for Masochists" and other fun courses with similar titles. However. I know several people who actuilly camp out in front or the litnry for several days before registration SW1S, only co be told by the regislralion ladies dial they are too early to regisler. Trying to sneak in early is like trying to get tickets to a U2 concat. You have a beUt.r chance of having the space shuttle aash land on your house. I feel sorry for these people because they are usually the ones you hear howling like some forlorn coyote when they see that their c~ are full. Sometimes you'll even see sneaky freshmen trying to erase the transparencies on the overhead projectors that display the full or cancelled c~ . I've also noticed that people start to sweat profusely when they take a look at the Yes folks, I am a criminal. I have failed to pay a parking ticket within the allotted 14 days Fall Schedule. The powers that be decided to change the format. so cu:mal students. like myself. whobadmemori2:edeverydepartmentnumber. must blunder through the schedule trying to find the proper abbreviations to avoid having their knuckles rapped with a ruler by the heartless registration ladies. "YOU R>RGOT TIIE ASTERISK!" they scream, and KAPOW! Your lmucldcs are back in grade school. It is really not that bad. but I feel like a kid who is trying to put on idiot miucns with tbehelpofhisimpatientmotla. My registration peispiration ha, been induced by my own felooious encounters with the dreaded Parkside Campus Police. Yes folks. I am a criminal. I have failed to pay a parking ticket within the a1oued 14 days. Therefore, when I go to regis1er I have to wonder whether<¥ not the computer will beep, and a pair of handcuffs will spring out and restrain me f<¥ removal to the campus jail Once there. I will be 8CCOSled by the hard-cores who me serving time for overdue library books and the dangerous Dorm rowdies. I wonder if a can of Right Ouad will prevent this from happening? University of Wisconsin-Parkside THE RANGER N/EWS Member of the Associated Collegiate Press ~ Wood fad. Box 21XX1. Kenoahl. WI 53141·2000 Edml (414) 58S-2287 Busile9s (414) 596-2296 The Rm&• Ncws is published evay Thursday durina die acadc:mic year CllCCpl av• !:nab and holidays. TbellqcrNewa ii wriam and edir.ed by llDCknU of UWPartddc. who .-e IOlely reqxalblc for ica ediUJrial policy and conM:nl. munity issues. A rcprc:sen11tive umple may be published when numerous Jcuas expressing 111tUliar vicwpo,.n11 arc naeved. l..etu:n 10 die FA.il0r lhould be~ and doublolpec:cd and include the lll1hon name, social securhy number. and 1elephone nwnber. Lcurn may not exceed 2.SO words and ahould be delivered to The Ranier News. Room WLLC D139C. before :S pm on Monday. Letters thal do nol meet die aforanentioncd requirements, • well • «hole oonwnin,g oft'mslvc, m,doua twrnkklding inforawion. will be rctUmCd 10 die alJlhor to be rewnncn. The Ranger News rexrvea the right to edit leum for spclliJl3 and gramnw. Ldlfftot'..dllclr'Nky The Raopr News a.cw.- and invites lenen 10 die Edil,ar, ~ diuc,eeall. Ol lpaaa with lrl editorial. article. or fADn pablilhed in The R cw, arc weJcomc,d,a.,. lllldcn' 't•wpou111.m ~ and com- \ ' ' Top Ten things overheard on the UW-Parkside (Pickle) Shuttle Bus By Ted Mdntyre Humorist 1 O. I hope that's your umbrella in my back! 9. Do you come here often? 8. Hey driver, big pedal on the right 7. Who farted? 6. Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon? 5. What size engine do you got in this baby? 4. He's I lost isn~ he? 3. Ser 'em Driver, let's go. 2. That's OK; my cl~ started five minutes ago. 1. NoQody, but nobody, could possibly likeBarbaraMandrelthismuchl ~~~~!!..._--------~~~-----~=--=----~=-!.!.:- Feature April , 1992 ' Celebrate Shakespeare's birthday In observance of Good Friday the univcrsitv ,viii close at noon PEER HEALTH EDUCATORS Join the team! Now accepting Applications for 1992-93 Information and Applications available in Student health savices MolnD115 Deadline is April 24, 1992 -. • Educate students make responsible decisions • Inform students on alcohol, sexuality, lllV/AIDS • Present programs such as: -Alcohol Awareness Week -AIDS Awareness Week -Love Carefully Day -Safe Spring Break .. CelebraleShakespeare's birthday at the annu,J Shakespeare Birthday Dinner on Sunday, April 26, from 5:00-8:30 pm in Union 104-106. Dinnt.r is $11.SO for IIOIHIUdenlsmdS9.SOforswdents. Professor Jack Jorgens from the American University, Wahington, DC and author of "Shakespeare on Film," will speak on "Columbus and Shakespeare." In addition, awards will be made to middle and high school student winners in this year's Shakespeare Sonnet Writing Contest. "Once again we have had a wonderful response to our sonnet writing contest," says Andrew McLean, director of the Teaching Shakespeare Resource Center, sponsor of the COOiest and the 111- nual dinnel'. "Shake.-eisc1emty alive and well in Wisconsin,• be added. Dinner ~ must be made by April 21. Call Bev Kiczmillerat595-2514.Checbare payable to the Regional Slaff Development Ceti1er, UW-Pnaidc, Kenosha, WI 53141-2.(XX), SUMMER1992 ELP ITED ORIENTATION LEADERS Do you remember !.QYt first day at Parkside? What did you need to know? Orientation leaders help prepare new students and make them fee comfortable and welcome at Parkside. Improve your public relations and communication skills by becoming an Orientation Leader. Students who enjoy working with the public, and enjoy attending UW-Parkside should apply for this paid position. BUZZ DELIVERS ••• THI BEST IN NEW MUSIC! THE CAVEDOGS "SOUL MARTINI. MICHELLE SHOCKED "ARKAN SAS TRAVELER· Complete Job descriptions and applica tions are available in Union 209 or at the Info. Desk. Deadline is April 24. For more info. call 595-2277. ALE Ali BREAKWATER RECORDS 4805 S. Packard Ave Cudahhy 747-0786 CROSSROADS CD'S & TAPES 8046 22nd Ave Kenosha 652-8800 MAINSTREAM 18895 W. Bluemond Waukesha 797-9314 MAINSTREAM 150 West Main St Waukesha 547-1184 . . . . . University of Wisconsin-Parkside Section B , o I r .s THURSDAY, APRIL 6,1992 March Madness in April Although NCAA basketball is over, OW-Parkside intramural hoop action is still alive. Check the league fenal standings and the playoff picture. B4. Play Ball Major League Baseball is undetway for 1992. The Ranger News' very own Dr. 'L' (Greg Liegel) and Assistant Sports Editor Len Anholdmake their predictions for the division winners. B2. UW-Parkside Wheel chair team member Steve Hembrook takes a freethrow as Keven Luarski looks on. OW-Whitewater won 90- Rangers split two over week Quick Quartet The Ranger Grappler captains have already been named for the 1992-93 season. Heading up the Rangers wrestling squad will be; Juniors, Darin Tiedt, Jim Bezotte, Joel Dutton and Troy Brockman. Steve Skarda, a senior, was named team M.V.P. By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor When we last left the UWParbide baseball ream, it had just beaten UW-Milwaulcee twice and upped the Ranger record to 6-10 on the 1992 campaign. NowwepickituputheRangers have gone through anocherweek of baseball splitting two games beating Carthage college S-3 last Wednesday md then losing to North Centtal IS-3 Tuesday. Last Wednesday, the Rangers opened up at Carthage with three quick runs in the first inning before Carthage knew what happened. PilCher Jason Holl held the Redmen scoreless through the first two innings until giving up two runs in the second. When Cathage acored again in the fourth, the Rangers led 4-3. Paul Phillips came in in relief of Holt after four and two !birds innings pitched. Phillips went the real of the game pitching four and a third hitless innings with no walks. The Rangersaddedanolherrun in the sixth giving lhem a S-3 win. The fate of the Rangers was not as favorable Tuesday night however m the Rangers were ttounced 15-3 at newly dedicaaed Keo "Red" Oberbruncr field by North Central College. The Rangers were never totally inlo the game u coach Pete Peuenboom was thrown out just seven pitches into the game arguing a call made by the home plale umpire at third base North Cenual scored two rum in the first and four in the second pulling the Rangen in a 6-1 hole. Offensively, the Rangen were scoreless from the second iMing through the seventh when they added one and then anodler run in the last of the eight inning game. The IS-3 loss put the Rangers at 7-11 on the season. Fantastic Who do you pick to win the NBA Championship? Chicago Portland Detroit 55 10 10 Boston 5 Cleveland 4 New York, Golden State 3 . . . . . ' . SectionB Terrible weather haunts Rangers By HOLLY ERICKSON Sports Writer "It was a mixed bag of competitive efforts, not unusual for a chilly meet day," commented Coach Mike DeWitt of bis team's performance. This just about sums up the day for bolb the ladie.1 and men lrack ream, u they compeu:d in 40 degree tempentures with m unfavorable 15mphNWwind. This hinders thenmoaspc:donnlmce• they try to bJock the wind in crder to impme upon their limes. Despite the chilly conditions. however, the Rangers had "people nmning strong, compelitive races." la the 5<mn field. the fd race of the competition, Ano Stolamm placed first while Tn Roy toot fifth wwith a 18.19 and 19.39 respectively. This situation repealed itself in the 15ron nm with Tricia Breu first and Kelly wauoo fifth with times of 4.52 and 5.01. Themilerday ll:8lll of A very, Majerie, Dahm, and Waasoa also capcuml fifth pllce wilh a time of 4.23. The mems team opened their 1e11CJDtbiswedtead,11CarlOlivcr remiained a Slllld out competitor winning the400 mea:rdash (49.89) and coming 1-=k to lake second in the 200m dash widl a clocking of 22.57. The 800m nm uo gave Bob JolmOD • IUlla place finish widla 1.58. Tbe Ringers bead to UWOsbkolb dm weekend k>taGlpefe apinllll)IDColWilCGDSia'•bel&I. April 16, 1992 lltNGn Nns S,orrs, Page B2 - Major League Baseball kicks into action, and Dr. L has the answers Ranger Commentary MajorLeape Baseball is into run swing and it's P,Cdiction time again here at the Ranger News. Len Anbold, Dr. L. and Ted McIntyre. along with several UWParbidc students give us theirpredictions on the ..,coming major league 9C&10II. Lell.Auold Wilh all the hies and fR:e agent signings at the winte'I' meetings, this looks lilce the roughest season to pmlict what reams are going to put it all together. I'D try anyway. . The American League West looks to be the sttoogest ~ the four, with Oakland, Minnesota, Teusand the White Sox all having potential 90-100 win J)O§ibilities. Out or the four squads, the Sox look to be the strongest. Wilh the acquisitions or Steve Sax and Gcage Bell, lhe Sox may have fit lhe final pieces into the pennant puzzle. The infidel of Frank ThomM 11 fin&. Sax at second, Ozzie Guillen at short and Robin Ventura at third may be lhe best in the bigs. If Alex Fernandez can continue to improve a the third starter md Charlie Hough, Greg Hibbard and -=e Jack McDowell have good SC&10IIS, the Soudl Side boys may just win ova 100 games. Look for Oakbmd and Te~ to also make suong pennan1 runs IME 3700 Meachem Road, Racine 554-9695 EVERY THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT This Week Featurin2: • $3.00 Pitchers • .50¢ Alabama's • $1.00 Genuine Drafts • Racine and Kenosha's Best Dance Jams r------------Baek~TI~ INAME _________ I IFAVORITESHOT _______ I I You Pick it, We'll Pour it I I L Drawing/or ________________ End of the Year 1/2 Barrell Party I J behindpotentoffensiveauacband for Minnesota to finish a little lower than last y~ because or the loss of Jack Morris. AL WEST Predictions 1. White Sox 102 fiO 2. A~s 90 72 3. Rangers 88 74 4. Twins 85 77 5. Marinm 82 80 6. Angels 78 84 7. Royals 65 97 Divisional Offensive MVP Rueben Siena (Rangers) Divisional Cy Young J a C k McDowell (White Sox) The ALEtilis improving, but still weak. Toronto looks to be a definite favorire, especially with the acquisition of World Series MVP Jack Morris. Boslon and Detroit will be distant runner-ups, with the Brewers again finishing mediocre. Roberto Alomar, Kelly Gruber, Joe Carter and newly acquacd Dave Winfield will provide the offensive punch to go along with an awesome pitching staff, anchored by Morris and Jimmy Key. The Red Sox will ride Roger Clemen• s multi-mill.ion dollar ann to a distant second place finish, wilh Wade Boggs putting his probIt.ms behind him to hil over .350. Detroit has the rocket launchers in the middle of it's order, with Cecil Fielder, MickeyTeuletonandRob Deer, but if NASA struck out as many times as the rocket launchers do, the deficit would be double what it is today. The Brewers, afta' sweeping changes within their organil.atioo, will be mediocre, again. Paul Molitor and Robin Yount just are not super men and cannot lead Milwaukee to the promised land by themselves. If Teddy Higuera wouldlayoftheBurritoSupreme's and Dan Plesac would lay off the donuts, the staff might be solid. Jamie Navano and Chris Bosio are strong,butcannotcarrytheload. If Greg Vaughn and Daryl Hamikon come along, the Brewers could malce a late season nm, but don't countoniL As for the rest ol the division. weak would be the only word to descn'be iL New York has started strong, but look for a big time fade. Baltimore and Cleveland made some off season ctwwes. but ., did Sears. AL EAST Predictions 1. Blue Jays 96 66 2. Red Sox 90 72 3, Tigers 85 77 4. Brewers 81 81 S. Yankees 75 87 6. Orioles 70 92 7. Indians 68 94 Divisional Offensive MVPC e c i l Fielder (figers) Divisional Cy Young Roger Clemens (Red Sox) The National League East should have a repeat winner. Even though the Mets have Bobby Bonilla, the Pirates will take the division aown again in 1992. Barry "U.S." Bonds looks to be on pace for his strongest season ever, and Doug Drabek and Zane Smith wilh anchor a strong pitching staff. Jay Bell is the most under-rated shorutop in baseball and Andy Van Slyke and Bonds make lhe Bucs outfield the strongest in the division. The Mets, who have stonger tallent than the Pirates, will just never put it all together. There are always too many distractions to allow Howard Johnson, Booilla, Gooden and Vince Coleman to perform • to par. The Cardinals made a strong showing last season and if their pitchingstaysstrong,theycouldbe there at season's end. Lee Smith, with 51 ~ves last season, won't blow too many late inning leads. The Cubs, Phillies and Expos will finish in the lower half of the division, they just don't have enough pitching to cut iL NL EAST Predictions 1. Pirates 96 66 2. Mets 92 70 3. Cardinals 90 72 4. Cubs 80 82 5. Phillies 72 90 6. Expos 70 92 Divisional Offensive MVPBarry Bonds (Pittsburgh) Divisional Cy Young Doug Drabek (Pittsburgh) In the NL West it could be wide open, the Reds, Braves.Dodgers and Padres all have sarong squads. If the PadJes can pu1 it all together, look for a pennant for Fred McGriff and company. McGriff. the "Crime Dog". will clean up a solid line-up which includes Tony Femandez.BipRoberts, Tony Gwynn, Gary Sbeflield and Benito Santiago. The key lo the Succes.1 of Padres will be their pitching. If younpter Andy Benes puts it all togeda, he will wil die NL Cy Young. Vctaan Brw:e Hurst should have lnodler solid season and ace ieleivcn Craig Lcffertsand Lany Andersmsbould shore up the bullpen. The Reds pilChingSllff sbould carry them through the 9WOG. With Tom Browning. Greg Swindell, Jose Rijo and Tim Belcher, lhe Reds could bave die best staff in the league. If die offensive punch is there, wilb Eric Davis and Paul O'Neill, tbc Rcds will be tough to beaL The Braves and Dodgas allo have tough pitching Slaff1111d will give opposing teams map headaches. It will be IOO tough for die Braves to repeat last years perfll'• mance, however, and the Reds and Padres will be IOO much fll' die Dodgers to handle. The also rms in the west will be the Giants and the Asuos. 1be Giants have toollllllyintcmal ~ lems and the Aslros are just IOO young. NL WEST Predictions 1. Padres 96 <i6 2. Reds 9S 61 3. Braves 92 70 4. Dodgers 90 72 5. Giants 75 87 6. Astros 70 92 Divisional Offensive MVPF r c d McGriff (San Diego) Divisional Cy Young Andy Benes (San Diego) As far as the World Series goes, look for the White Sox to beat whoevec they face, m die one year old Comiskey Park is die site of four of seven games. Dr.L-GregLiepl Due to populardemllld. Dr. L is back on the spor1S bea1. and is ready to spread his spor,sexpertise IO all those who need id (i:.spe. cially those who picked lndiaDI ii the NCAA tournament) After succeafully pickilll Duke towinitallacoupleof weeb ago, Dr. L Im been forced out" retirement. and be ... beCII llked to pick this yes•• t,aeblD ..... ings. This is how Dr. L sees iL SeeDr.L-84 ~J6, 1992 11t-L•Ernm --- B 2 AL WEST Predictions t.Oicll'O While Sox 2. Toll Ringen 3.Mil orTwins 4. $ellde Mariners 5. QjllDd Alhlctics 6. ~ Angels ?. X-S C11y Royals Qk:a80 and Texas will com- ,-far die A.L West crown this ,-. Boda teams have better than .,_. offense. In fact. Texas• c,ffallive line-up may be best in _,.al HoweYCr, pitching is the key. 1111 die While Sox have the nod 11e1e ill die form of Fernandez. McDowell.Alveraz. Hibb3rd with RldmkYandlbiggy in the bullpen. FCl'T~IOOmany~tions. W'aD Ryan be able IO pitch in the wbole Yfl!l'I If not. can Kevin Browncaaytheloed? Can Kenny Rops or Jeff Russell regain all- • form? Overall, things being equal. pilching is what will win for the While Sox. *Sjde Noc,es Look OUl for a catcber named Ivan Rodriguez - Next Carbon Fisk?? 1146 Sheridan Road Kenosha, WI ALEASI l, Toronto Bluejays 2. Boston Red Sox 3. Milwaukee Brewen 4. New York Yanlcees S. Detroit Tigers 6. Baltimore Orioles 7. Cleveland Indians Ho-Hum, ooceagain the Blue Jays will be the "toast" of the EasL The addition of Jact Morris only adds strength to their already solid pitching staff. Successful comeback by Dave Steib will only help. Defensively and offensively they are very solid. Ob, and by the way, Kelly Gruber is hlCk at third. The Red Sox will come in second once again. Haven'tdoneanythinglOhelpoutthe"RocketMan", although they did acquire Frankie "SweetMusic"Viola. Offensively, they lack a Joe Carter, RoberlO Alamar, ora healthy Kelly Gruber. However, look for the name Moe "Don't call me Curly" Vaughn. Overall, Toronco bas the complete package. •SjdeNotes NYYankeeswill finish ever-so near tbat.500eclipse this year. Baltimore's new ball park will buy them sixth place. And Robin Yount will reach the 3,000bitmilestone. Lastly though the drwns in Cleveland are still beating. Now here is a look at the National league. NLEAST 1. Pittsburgh Pirates 2.NYMets 3. Montreal Expos 4. Chicago Cubs 5. Philadelphia Phillies 6. SL Louis Cardinals Yes, the Pirates will survive with one-half of the Killer Bee's. Still have Barry Bonds.Doug Drabek,andnicecastofochetplayers. Van Slyke in the outfield,Bucbell al tbird,Bell at shortstop, and Chico Lind at second. Also, a young playez named Orlando Merced at first. Will have to replace John Smiley, who was a twenty-game winner last year. Defensively, are very sound. "Threepeat" is a real posStl>ilily in the "S1eel-Ci1y". The only thing that will stop the Mets(besides defense/errors) fromwinning the division is themselves. Other than that, have all the ingredients to get back to the "promise-land". Bonilla, Sabemagen, Cone,i&Jo,andahealthyGooden co name a few. •sidenoees The dry-spell will continue in the "Windy-City". Since before the InduSlrial Revolution. Lasdy, htzc is bow the N.L. West will look. NL WEST 1) Cincinnati Reds 2) San Diego Padres 3) Atlanta Braves 4) L.A. Dodgers 5) San Francisco Giants 6) Houston Astros Out of all the divisions, this was the haJdest IO pick for Dr.L Any one of these teams has a realistic chance of winning the crown. Overall, Dr.L feels that Cincinnati may even have a belter pilcbing Slaff than Atlanta does. If. that is posgble. Helped themselves with the addition of Belcher, and Swindell. Atlanta returns the same team from last year.yet find themselves in a division that is more competitive than ever. What about Tommy's Boys? ls Eric Davis the Grand Opening Tonight Thursday, April 16 • RANGER NEWS Srorrs, Page B3 final piece IO the pmzlc? Overall, each of thele teams have helped themselves, and thereforat is •ybody's division. Minus the Gimls and As1ros. •Sidenoccs Dr.L 'a dakbane ream is the Padres. Have found a borne for Gary"Don 't call me a crybaby" 7. Ha~. young Siar in Andy Benes. "Prime Tune" hopefully will live up IO bis billing in Atlanta. Playoffs Chicago over Toronto (AL) Cincinnati over Piusburgh (NL) World Series Cincinnati over Chicago Wcll,lht.reyouba~iL Dr.L's predictions for this year. Only time will rellifDr.Lcontinuesbismagic. Stay tuned! Ted's Picks AL West White Sox AL Eut Red Sea NL East Expos NL West Dodgas Mike Caccioppo's Picks AL West While Sox AL East Toronto NLEast Mets NL West Dodgers Formerly the Karoke Club Don't miss the Grand Opening of Kenosha's newest HOT SPOT! Two Week Grand Opening Specials $3.00 Pitchers $1.00 Shots of Dr. McGillicudy's $1.00 Shots of Rumpleminze Thursdays, Fridays & Saturdays . , Dance to the latest Jams with UW-Parks1de s Len Anhold on Chain Reaction's hot sound and lighting systems. ·--------------------------~ RANGER ~~~- NEWS SPOITS, Page}3 ...... 3 April 16, 1992 .,,---------------=-========------:---------------------- INTRAMURAL CORNER Aerobic Exercize Will be offered on Tuesday & Thursday evenings from 4:45-5:45 in the wrestling room. - shape up for summer. Water Aerobics is offered on Monday & Wednesday Evenings from 4:45-5:45. Basketball We're down to the elite eight in IM Hoops competition. In first round action, Still Ugly defeated Juice Crew 65-62 to advance to play number one seeded Hollywood. Dan Covelli and Scott Leinenweber scored 18 a piece to lead the victors, Santiago Friasnetted 26 for the Juice Crew. The Boyz, seeded 11th • put a scare into sixth seeded Straight P - No Cut before losing 89-87, three Boyz scored over 20 pointswith Mike Sranske leading the way with 27. Wes Croft scored 35 for the winners. Straight P will advance to play the Pro Birds. Foul Play defeated Charging Annadillos 56-52 to advance to play eed Really Rottens. Made Behl scored 22 in the victory. The Bad Boys from Biscayne, seeded fifthad no trouble with We Improved, winning 80-52. Gunner Jim Glinecki led the Bad Boys with 20 poits. · For more Information call 595-2267 or 595-2287 . , . . -~~9~z~ ""''k .. 'rw>. •· :~~-,,_ .. ,;~~'.'Y:~-~-~~~- ·. . .· Final Intramural Basketball Standings Eastern Division Team Hollywood Really Rottens S.M.D. Foul Play Still Ugly Juice Crew W L 12 0 10 2 9 3 6 5 5 8 4 8 Tuesday, Aprll 14 Thursday, April 16 7:00C 7:00 8:00C 8:00 12) 1) Hollywood f 12-0) • 8) Still Ugly (fH3) 7:00C Stlll·Ugly 9) Juice Crew (4-8) 4) Pro ~ird_s (9-3) 6) Straight P (6-5) 7:00 Straight P. 1-1) The Q9yz (2-1 0) 2) Really Rottens (10-2) 7) ~oul Play (~-5) a:ooc· Fou_l-Pl~y 1 Q)Chg. Arms .. (3-9)' 3) S.M.Q. (9-3) 5) Bad,B.oys (8::.5) 8:00 Bad Boyz We lm0roved (0-12 Western Division Team Pro Birds Bad Boys Straight P Rave Chg. Armadillos TheBoyz We Improved W L 9 3 8 5 6 5 4 8 3 9 2 10 0 12 Tuesday, Apr II 21 Thursday, Apr II 23 7:00C 7:30C Champion 8:00C - - Wingspread Fellow Tm RANCD Nsws, Page IS The breakup of the Soviet Union and the role of the West By J. DelaiM Rogen Wingspread Fellow eign Editor of Neue Zurcher dia.imagesoftheWestpenetrated Zeiwng of Zurich, Switzerland, an Iron Cmtain ~ able to censor manded change. Therefore that change, namely glasnost and the search for truth. &CCQl'ding to Dr. Kux, came from within the Soviet Union and not from the West to make a long tmn commi1111ent to open up its economy and include the East in the Comrncn Market. not ma-e surface relief. 1be F.ast will modernize much fastcr than we realize due to the genuine desire to change coming from within its own people. As the West presumes to celebrlle the end of the Evil Empire, citing a Soviet desire for our supe10 economic structures and irresistible popular culture a, the DNA of gtasnost. it is suggested that the West must immediately transplant jt, democracy and consumer oriented thinking <r lose the Soviet Union to one of those evei--lurking toealilarian dictators who forever fascinate the non-industtialized world. It is this limited first world view and perhaps arrogance that has led us to believe that only through imitation can the wt achieve success. We must begin to accepl lhal the changes in the Soviet Union are coming from with.in and that our part is to welcome the emerging nations intoourecooomy so they can achieve success as they perceive it. not as we dictate it should be. According to Ernst Kux, Fellow of the Woodrow Wilson Center for International Studies in Washington, D.C. and former Forr····--------~ I I \JE.65 t ! I I I I mass expenditures on defense at or restrict its audience against adtbecostof domestic programs have vances in satellite, computer, fax, indeed created tremendous hard- radio and television communicashi~ for the Soviet people. But lions. But rather than creating just a, in the U.S., sacrifices were Western wannabees as the West explained as the Jl'ice of protection has assumed in many recent editoand each advance in technology rials. these images led younger required new investments to re- Soviets to question the messages main competitive and secure. For of their own leaders. Feeling beseventy years, Communist leaders ttayed and alienated by an aging have nurtured an image of the West bureaucratic elite, the younger genas a decadent, selfish society in eration did not feel the same loydecline and without concem for its alty to party ideology but instead nwspopulation. Withtheincreas- saw a government so mired in deing availability of electronic me- ceit and self-inaerest that they deMovies, Munchies .... 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Pi Sigma Epsilon is sponsoring the Day Care's Easter Egg Hunt Apr16that2:30pm. TheEaster Bwmy will be there. Easter Mass at Carthage College. Mass will begin at 6pm in the Shalom room of Siebert Chapel at carthage College on Sun, Apr 26. There will be pizza and drinks following. Sigma Tau Delta and the English Club will meet Wed, April 22 at noon in CART 142. Want to study abroad? Get the facts from those who have! Union 104, Tue,April21,2pm. Sponsored by the CIA Come join us for Earth Day 1992, on Tue, April 21. 9am3pn, inuppermain place. Sponsored by Geosciencc Club and Racine AreaEanb Day Organization. FORSALE I 1976 Honda 550 motorcycle. R1111 &rat. many new pans. Bat offer. 632-6828. '82 Honda V45 Sabre faring. Stereo, backrest. luggage rack. new tires and brakes. Black. $1200 or best offer. 83S-4508. Hypnosis for stress management, improved studies, anxiety, depression, weight loss, phobias and smoking. Health insurance is accepted. 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Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 27, April 16, 1992 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1992-04-16 Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Language A language of the resource English earth day minority leadership conference