https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/fccea7f0feaf76572725e1fa6f1b0312.pdf b25bb794fd8eb5a1dc89cc774e71e7bf Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 22, issue 8 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Dr. Stu Rubner To Resign Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Dr. Stu Rubner To Resign AlanR. Cook Assistant News Editor In 8 statement, during an Oct. 14interview, Stuart Rubner, UW-ParksideDirector of Counselingand Testing, announced his upcoming resignation from his position at . He will formally tender his reeignation to Gary Grace, Aslistaot Chancellor for Student Affaire,in the very near future. Ruhner has accepted a position at the University of Texas at San Antonio. There he will serve 88 Director of Student Development. Rubner has been at Parkside since 1977, when he accepted a p08~ti~nthat involved recruiting, advieing and counselling adult students. Changes over the years have resulted in the development of the Office of Counseling and Testing and hie position ae director. He has been temporarily managing the entire office of Learning assistance and Counseling, since the September retirement of Carol Cashen. Commenting on hie decision, Rubner says, "It was a good 15 years here at Parkside, but this extraordinary opportunity came along and I took it ... Professionally, I needed this opportunity to keep growing ". It is very exciting." Rubner has served as an advisor for the Parkside Ranger for the past five years, so it is with special regret and best wishes that we report his resignation. More information about Rubner and his work at Parkside will be reported at a later date, Student Attacked Outside Comm. Arts Building NickZa.hn News Editor UW-Parkside Police received a battery complaint at 8:14 p.m., Oct 12, According to Thomas Knitter,interim chief of police at UW-Parkside, the victim, a 17 yearold male UW-Parkside Itudent, told police that he was "jumped"outside the Communications/Arts building shortlybefore 8:00 p.m. The student reported that an attacker ran at him from thebushes in the Oomm. Arts area and struck him in the forehead. The student fell to the ground, got up, struck back at the attacker, and ran to his vehicle located in the nearby parking lot. A short time later, the student arrived at home were hie mother questioned him about his ripped clothing. The student was hesitant to report the incident but hie mother phoned police and stated that she was concerned with the welfare of the campus community. After questioning the victim, police concluded that robbery was not a motive. The victim could not think of a reason for someone wanting to do this to him. He also thought it possible that the attacker was not alone. Knitter stated that "the matter remains under investigation ..." and those "with any information about the incident, please contact campus police." Academic Advising Under Discussion AlanR. Cook Aeaistant News Editor At a new student orientation oarlyin August, Ms, Gayle ~effrieslearned just how IDlportant,competent, and llBnsitiveacademic advising can be. According to Jeffries, a professorsuggested to her that absshould reoonsider coming to Parkside, upon learning that she neededto take some remedial AcademicSkills courses as a result of her entrance tests. "He toldme that I should consider ro~gto Gateway, instead," claims Jeffries. "I felt he wae expressing his view to a minority I student, because he there was a white guy behind me with similar test results and he spoke to him with encouragement, 8UPPO~inghis aspirations." Jeffries filed no official complaint about the matter, "It Just stuck in my mind ... if Puzzled me ... it surprise 1me that a person in a place of higher learning would speak j"j such a derogatory manner." Questioned about the allegation, the professor in question categorically denies his involvement in the incident. "I have no recollection of talking to a student of that description," he claims. Jeffries states, "I realize, at this point, that its his word against mine and there's nothing I can do about it." Jeffries, a nontraditional returning student expresses concern about other students who might face similar situations. "I'm just afraid that an 18 year old or someone more impressionable could have been devastated by an incident like this ... I just want people to be aware that stigmatism exists even here," Jeffries says. She wonders about a more one to one approach to advising. "I feel that every returning student who has been out of school for awhile needs a different approach to advising ... If you've been out of the mainstream for awhile, it's not that you can't read a schedule, but you do need a little more help ... They prep the kide in high school, now. They know the system better ... adult students may need more help here." Jeffries states that things have changed since becoming a student. "I get a lot of positive encouragement from my teachers." Reflecting on the reported incident, she says, "I can't let it stop me. I'm here to learn and I'll do whatever I have to do to accomplish that goal." Jeffries is not alone in her concern about academic advising at Parkeide. Ms. Cheryl Murphy, a tutor in the Academic Resource Center, says that many students, many of whom prefer to remain anonymous, reports that frustration with the advising process is common. "Students don't know how to telk to their advisors when they Ilrst get here," she says. "They are ending up in classes that they find hard to manage. They have the background, but some of continued on pg. 4 Dr. Stuart JCubner Students Waiting ForA Room Bill Bennett news writer "A lot of work is ahead to get the proper approval." McLaughlin believes it is about a two year process. "Hopefully between 1995 and 1997 we will receive permission." McLaughlin also believes that students who were on the waiting list and could not find alternative housing either commuted or dropped out. Furthermore, he points out that a study on where the students found alternate housing is in process. The residence halls provide accommodations for 403 students. Those interested in oncampus housing are encouraged to apply immediately for the spring semester, since there is a waiting list. "The earlier you apply the better your chances are." said Possehl. To apply, students must go to the housing office, located at the on-campus residence halls in apartment 4-C, to fill out an application and submit a signed contract along with a payment! security deposit to the Residential Life Office. For more information please call 595-2320. Campus housing at UW~ Parkside is completely full and a waiting list is at its largest, according to Deann Possehl, Director of Residence Life. This semester there are 38 UWParkeide students that have been denied on-campus housing, leaving them with little alternatives for places to live. Possehl is optimistic about these students receiving housing, by noting that students on the list usually get housing by the following semester. In years past the students have been able to find housing at the Racine YMCA. Possehl added, "The YMCA was not the best alternative for Parkside students." In addition, the school believes that it will be several years before additional housing is added. Possehl stated, "We are in the process [of additional housing], and as we work out the details we will be informing the students." Dean of Students, Steve McLaughlin, commented Academic from pg. I these students have not practiced their math and writing skills for years ... They end up really struggling and thinking about dropping classes." Murphy's concerns are supported by an impromptu survey conducted by The Ranger in the area around the Coffee Shoppe. Of the numerous students questioned, many report concern that their advising might somehow have been done differently, especially at the beginning of academic careers. Murphy has prepared a proposal, based on her perceptions, calling for more active and prescriptive advising for many returning students. The proposal has been submitted to the Chancellor's office and Murphy awaits a reply. Mr. John F. Elmore, Director of the Advising Center, comments on the Jeffries case. He expresses confusion over the whole situation. "I've talked to the professor involved and 1 do not know what was said and by whom," he says. "No matter who was involved, an imprudent remark was made," he ) summarizes. "Thcee things will unfortunately happen, whenever people are involved." Commenting on the advising process in general, he says "It is something that is never done perfectly; there is always room for improvement." Elmore talks about changes he has seen over the years. "'When I first came here, the flrst chancellor believed that student should have no advisors at all. That kind of lai ... z-faire attitude wee difficult for many ... Any system you develop will work for some people and prove difficult for others." "Advising in American education is like a thorn in the side that has never completely healed; it is something that we have never become satisfied with," Elmore states. Elmore says that there is a program review currently underway, headed by Dr. Stu Rubner, Director of Counseling and 'Thsting, "but these things take a while to accomplish." Rubner confirms and explains the program review underway. A .. lf-study iB currently being conducted by the office of Counselling and 'Ieeting, he says. "We are trying to examine all sorts of dimensions of the advising program," Rubner states. "We will be surveying students as part of our selfassessment." The self study will then be submitted to Dr. Gary Grace, Assistant Chancellor for Student Affairs, sometime in February and an independent Committee will review the study, making specific recommendations for change. "How students are identified as prescriptive or standard advisees will certainly be one of our big questions ... We will have to start treating people as people, rather than numbers." In the meantime and as a general rule, Elmore advises students to take active responsibility in their class selection and planning. Advisors are not forced to do what they do, he says. "An advisor is there because they want to be. Most advisors want to talk to students about their program, their cleeeee, their ideas and plans." "Become a ~ in your major, in your department," by Karen Du.hl Feature Writer Chills Galore at Parkside Halloween is just around the corner, complete with witches, goblins, and things that go bump in the night. Th celebrate the season, PAB is sponsoring an evening of thrills and chills on the silver screen. On October 27th at 7:00 P.M., two movies, Creepshow, and The Witches of EaBtwick will be shown in the Union Cinema. Creepshow is a collection of five horror stories written by Steven King and directed by George Romero. H cockroaches, green ooze and zombies sound like your idea of a good time, then this movie is right up your alley. The cast includes Lealie Neilson, Ted Danson and even Stephen King himself The Witches of EaBtwick is a gripping, offbeat etory about three women in a small New England town who conjur up a rich, eccentric stranger. The film features, Susan Sarandon, Jack Nicholson, and Cher. Both film. are being presented free of charge, so make this an evening of chilling Halloween fun. Elmore emphasizes. "Students should regularly ask themselves, 'Do I know my advisor or someone in my department well enough to ask for a solid recommendation?' If not, the student has missed the boat and should consider how to become better known." Elmore concludes by encouraging students to ask for a change of advisors if the match is not a good one. Mr. Larry Turner, Coordinator for Retention Services in the Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement, who spends much of his time advising students, states, "I can understand her [Jeffrie.1 frustration. I can understand the frustration of any student who ends up in courses that are inappropriate." Responding to the question of changes in the advising procedure, he states, "I don't have any magic answer, but I recognize the need for review and experimentation." Turner echoes Elmore's emphasis on student responsibility and initiative. He stresses that effective advising takes place over time; it involves the development of an ongoing relationship of trust and mutual respect. "The question is not only what Elcan do better, but what the ~ can do better, as well ... Effective advising involves shared responsibility ... It involves an active engagement with the advising process by students and advisors alike." "Our studenta need to become more effective consumers in their education," Turner concludes. "They have to become actively involved." . ., Turn Off The Violence April Proeka. News Writer 7Urn Off The Vwlence asked the community ofU.W.Park.,de to not watch any violent programs or movies and to not listen to any violent music for twenty ~ four hours on Oct 14, 1993. 7Urn Off the Vwlence ie not a censorship program, and is asking people to decide what is "violent" After a eeries of highly publicized crimes in the spring / summer of 1991 in Minnesota, 7Um Off the Vwlence was started in memory of all victims of violent crimes. 'This year, it was introduced for the f11"attime in this area by Officer Marlene Schlecht. Officer Schlecht iB on the State Board Directors for Wisconsin Crime Prevention Practioners and is certified as a specialist Crime Prevention Practioner. Also, Officer Schlecht i. on the International Socu,ty of Crime Plwventio Student's organizatiolll~' a. :ParkeiiU Studenl ... Government~ Student Union; Par~~ Student Alliance, the Wo,"",\ Center, &.idence AeeiBtant, flo Ranger, Peer Educators the Residence Hou.ing ~ and many more, support til: ~ program 'whole heartadly" " 7Urn Off The VIOlence . addre .... all form. ohiolen Thie includes: phy.icaland -, .sexual violence, verbal violen violence in music, faJnily and ~ playground violence, and ha. violence. Next year, there will be. national campaign for Turn 01 The VwlencB. "Next YSBl wo'Ii do it even better hopefuut, Officer Schlecht. Formar Chi6 of Police, David Ostrowoki stated, "It's a step in the nlht direction." Academic Support Group for Students with Disabilities September 29: Is Time Manageable? October 27th: How Can I Get What I Want and Need? November 17th: Is There A Better Way To Prepare for Exams? CART 143 Wednesdays from 12:00 to lZ:S0 Hope to see'YOUthere· BriDg your lunch! For more information contact Renee Sartin Kirby, Coordinator-Disability Services. WLLC0175, 595-2610 MONDAY: After an assault: preeented by Ksnoshans Against Sexual Assault 12 noon-1 :00 pm in Union 104 A discussion of the medical, legal, and advocacy procedures available to survivors. TUESDAY: Profile/Probation presented by Campus Police Officer Marlene SChlecht & Kenosha County Sensitive Crimes ProbalionlParole Officers 12 noon -1:30pm in Union 104 The prome of a sexual assault offender, rehabllitaUon while incarcerated and monitoring after release. WEDNESDAY: Chimera & Men Stopping Rape 3:00 pm ·6:00 pm in Union 104 Chimera will be a women's self-defense worl<shop. 3:00 pm • 4:30 pm in Union 207 Men stopping rape is a consciousness-raising session for men. THURSDAY: Solutions 12 noon -1 :30 pm In Union 207 A discussion With campus administraUon abOUt the policy regarding sexual assault and Its prevenUon. FRIDAY: Rape Culture 12 noon - 1:00 pm in Union 207 An exploration of daily interactions which reinforce v;olenoe against women. Survivors' Speak Out followed by Take Back The Night Rally 6:00 pm in Union Bazaar Survivors of sexual assault speak out about their experiences followed by a march around Inner Loop Road symbolizing our refusal to surrender the night to our assailants. Sponsored by UW-Parkside Women's Center ", I •• -, In ; ~ ~ SHOULDUPSfAfE SPEC'AL 'NfE.ESfS ".erAfE W'SCONS'N SCHOOL POL'C'ES1 /)y Mike Schaefer, Deb Cutler, and 'Ien Jacobsen Imagine youreelfwalking 'WBy from U.W. Parkeide to enjoyyour Christmas Eve and ChristmeB with your femily end friends. 111eo, come January 3rd aod 4th, you fmd yourself beck oncampus taking your fell Il8melJter finals. If Wisconsin Stete Assembly Bill 217 paeeea, this is a possible scenario. W.S.A.B.217 states that "the board [of regen tel shall ensure that no fall semester classes at any center or institution ... commence until after Labor Day."This bill would also include elementary and secondary schoolsamong the institutions not allowed to start until after - Lobor Day. W.S.A.B. 217 is currently being sponsered by Wisconsin's tourism industry. Their reasoning that most of their employees are college etudenta, the tourism industry lceeaa substantial amount of money when their workforce returns to school before the season ende. U.W. Madison has recently completed a study (as reported in The Wisconsin State Journal, a Madison area newspaper) concluding that only 6% of the tourism industry's workforce ooneisted of college students. This is hardly enough to make or break any business. At most, those businesses would be affected only for the last week of the official tourist season, which lasts from Memorial Day to thick, but we'll spare you all of that. Part of our reasoning concerns space limitations. Our best reason, however, is that if we continued in this manner we might make it eound ae though the Armageddon were upon us. It isn't. lfWiscoDsin State Aasembly Bill 217 passes the eky won't go paisley, your Bible won't spontaneously combust and dogs won't start sleeping with cats. However, the passage of this bill would be yet another hurdle for UB in our college careers. Incidentally, the Board of Regents has been considering extending the school year to give students more class time. Increasingly, universities across the country have been operating on this "early calender," giving their students more class time. Aa might be expected, atudenta of those universities have seen their overall GPA and test scores improve. W.SAB 217 doesn't only affect those of us in college. Elementary echocle, high schools, and technical schools would else be affected. The United States spends more money per pupil than any other country in the world, especially on our elementary and high school students. However, stacked up against the other indusrialized nations of the world ... well, we beat Portugal ( International Comparisons of Educations 1992). IfWS.A.B. selves, deny their feelings, are obsessed, have weak boundaries of rules or limits, have communicabivn problems with other women, fall in love with losers and get dragged down because of this type of relaticnehip. W.lat maintains it? Church, eel-cole, and parents reinforce tl~e idea of selfless givers to society, The co.dependants are at extremes when taking care of things, e.g. cleaning house style could be very clean or very messy. These people avoid pain, and look for acceptance by pleasing others. Questions to ask yourself for health purposes if you think you are a codependant: Is it a problem? What would life be like if it wasn't a problem? When can you take care of yourself'? If you don't like your answers. you may indeed have a problem. What stops it? People must be aware of it. The pain motivates people to get help to learn to change behaviors, realizing they don't have to control everything, learning to "feel" feelings, how to have fun without being overresponsible for others, realizing other people are responsible for themselves, and finally, living in the present. Second Nature by Moss Ingram , 19 9 J 1'kIss :tngl'l:Ull -\.,. ') A Big pile Of Dead stick People (One Week Later) ON I'HE VERGE· TO OPEN IN ONE WEEK by Ohri. Tishuk On the verge, a delightful comedy by Eric Overmyer, will be performed by the UWParkside drama department beginning Friday, October 29. The play will run throngh November 5 with 7:30 p.m. performances on October 29 & 80 and November 5 & 6. There will also be a special matinee performance on Thursday, November 5 beginning at 10:30 a.m. All performances will be held in the Communication Arts Theatre located at the southwest end of campus just inside the doors of Communication Arts building. Tickets COBt$6.00 for student, staff, and senior citizens and $7.00 for general admission and are available from Theatre Box Office in CART 268 or by calling them at 595·2564. In Overmyer's On the verge three female Victorian explorers set out on an adventure that takes them from the darkest Africa to Terra Incognita, spinning into time traveL This is an amazing jaunt through a continuum of space, time, history, geography, feminism and fsshion- a theatrical journey. But it also one of the funniest, wackiest, most imaginative comedies you're going to see this eeeeon. It is a fusillade of richly woven words, puns, neologisms, malapropisms, song lyrics and word plays. So get your tickets now before it is sold out and you ending up missing this splendid new delightful comedy. Labor Day. Moreover, the University ofWiscoDsin system has an academic clemency program specifically for those students that work in the tourism industry. If a student needs to miss the first week or 80 of classes, all that is required is a letter from the student's employer stating thet the student is employed in a business orientated to tourism. This will exempt the student from any penalties that would normally be incurred in missing the ftrst week of classes. Should WAS.B. 217 paee, the fall semester could be shortened to complete the term by late December while spring semester classes would remain the same. This creates an imbalance in the school year not easily acoomodated by prcfeeeors. The Universities of Wisconsin at Oshkosh, Green Bay and LaCrosse currently start their fall eemeetere after Labor Day. Their classes have been extended anywhere from five to thirty-five minutes and their classes do not begin on the hour as do our's at Parkside. With the shorter semester, students have been finding that professors have been assigning more outside reading while testing them on the material as though the material had been discussed in class. The list of cons against W.S.AB. 217 is several pages Workshop On Co-Depenclancy On WedneBday, October 12, b Larson gave a workshop IJD spendency in CART135 e.' con. She outlined four poi-rta bout co-dependancy. What is it? Co-depends n.ef is relationship between two people, many are children and/or SPOUsesof alcoholics a-id drug abusers. These people are called 'enablers" because cthere are always put first, igr.oring their wn needs. These people let other's behaviors .Jffect them, and are obsessea with ('"ontrollin5' someone else's f,ehavior. Selfee~em is built Jn what they thmk otherB t'link of them. Controllers ol,ten times lose touch within themselves. What sta~ts it? GrowiD6 up in dysfunctio1lal families ar,.d learn,'n tT • .' g .1e copmg mec:.namSDlS J . . tha~ ge.ts Jut of control is the .' lD bar.is of the cau',e. One s tJ become thil; way from d" e:mmples. Pf'iJple with this I. ble·m are distn' strul of their PAC AND YOU Jennifer Garoutte Feature Writer Do you like to have fun? Do you need something to do at noon except spend money to eat? If you have answered yes to one or both of these questions, then this club is for you. The Parkside Association of Communicators, or PAC, is a club here on campus who welcomes not only Communication students, but every attending student regardless of their major. PAC meets every Wednesday at noon at CART 133. They discuss different activities for students. These such activities include: The Reading Circle, career development, festivities, and field trips. This month, in connection with the spirit of the season, PAC will be holding a Halloween party on Thursday, October 21. Hay rides, a bonfire, and a haunted house, are only a few things that will be going on. Thie perty ie being held at Farmer Brown's farm only 20 minutes from Parkeide. All students are welcome, of course. The cost is a mere $5.00. That is cheaper than going to see a movie! PAC also heldB a lunCheen the last Wednesday of every month in the cafeteria here at Parks ide frem 12-12:50 pm. ThiB menth, the luncheon will be on Wednesday, October 27. Dessert will be provided. If you like to eat good food, if you like to be Bpooked by gheBts, or if you just like to have fun, PAC is for you. For more information, or if you would like to join, conta,1; Dr. Monika Strom in her dlice located in CART 230. How Do I Know What I Think Until I See What I SalJ by ChTi8 Umhoefer Earneet Hemingway said he rewrote the last page of Farewell to Arms thirty-nine timee before he was eatisfied. When aeked what it wae that had him stumped, he responded, "Getting the worde right." Most of us envision profeseional writers as having the wonderful gill of being able to sit down and write a best seller with a minimum. amount of struggle and pain. Not true. Hemingway and other great writers have always relied on Colleagues to read and comment on their written drafts. At Parkside, studente also have colleagues or peers that will do exactly the same thing. They are the writing assistants (lNKe) who can be found inthe Writing Center. Writing assistants are Parkside students who spent five days ina training workshop developing their own writing skills and learning ill' w the writing process differs fc r each. person. They are avai"..a.ble to help etudents from all courses, at all levels of sJ.ill, at any stage of their paper 3. The WKe will help inorgardZing ideas and informatior:., determining a thesi<, proofreading rough and fmal drafts, and answer mg questions about g~"aIIlIIl8.r, sentence stnJ.ctu'(e, and punctuation. Roseann Ma"on, coordinator of the AcaderrJ.c Resources Center that includes the Writing Center eaid that one of the elements often missing in the writing process is the oral element and that the Writing Center can fill that need. Ideas often form as studente speak and work with a WA. She added that "etudents can grow intsllectually here ae they learn to make connection between what they knpw and what they're learning inthe classroom." Communication major Rebecca Ludwig has found the writing assistante to be very professional. "They don't make fun of your writing ..I have found it to be a great help,and it has saved my grade on more than one occasion." Often the WKs gain as much as the students coming infor help. Kathy Kortandick, a senior majoring inEnglish and Sociology who has worked as a WA for fivs years, said that "by researching eomething with the student that neither of us understands, my writing also improves: Kortandick noted that writing is still a painful process for her, and ehe often uses the help of other writing assistants. Although the Writing Center is a place where students can fmel answers to many of their questions concerniDg writing, there are some rolee that the center cannot perform. It is not the fIrSt aid etation where an ailing paper is brought for a quick fix fifteen minutee before it's due. Nor is it a drop-off service wQi!re a paper is left to have thoee complicated mechanical things (punctuation, spelling, and grammar) fixed by someone else so the paper will look good. Finally, the writing asaietants can't guarantee a paper will receive an "A," but they will do everything poesible to help students improve and develop their expertise as writers. No appointment is neceeeary at the Writing Center; students are served on a drop-in basis. Itis located inD180, which is around the corner from the booketore, down the hall from the career lab, and inside the Acadsmic Reeourcee Center. The hours are: MondayThursday from 9-6, and Friday from 9-12. During the busiest hours of the day there are two WKs on duty. After 4:00, the center is generally less crowded and one assistant is scheduled. The Writing Center is open to all student&-take some time to find out more about thie facility. Remember the words of E.M. Forstar, English novelist, essayist, and author of Howard's End and A Passage to India who eaid, "How do I know what Ithink until I eee what I say." In the Writing Center, studente will get help with that process of transferring their thoughte to words and then to well dsveloped and organized papers. CJhu~~day u\Jiqht • Hansel & Gretal Night • MI the way from SnntenbeeUe • 81 pitehers of Bnseh-Oetoberfest • 81 shots of Jagnneister & Bnmplestilsker ~atu~day (Detobe~ 22ftd • 9 to e10se . • Is the meting of Minow mnnehing s~eieiY""""""""""""'"'''''' Stop by and mood! a minow & yoo ean beeome a eard tarryiog member, loo! <JJa~~oweet\ epaltty, ~ut\ (DeL 2f~t • a-whenever • U.1. Subs all the way from London & Johny Bravo from Kenosha • 81 Cover for those in eostnme • 82 cover for those not in costume ~ . .;:- • • c (>- .. ~a~~~~~ a~~~edP~fo~tion than spa~. It I to start elseses until after Labor be great ifwe could aay "lh..i day, yeah, we'Ulive. We're oollege uel," and you did, but V:ed , students, we're pretty resilient expectthat at all. Actuallyon , creatures, but it will be "...just glad most of you don't.Co~"" one more thing." down to the Parkside Stud Right now we have a eay in Government office downine: )1 whether this bill will pass. Our lower msin place (you kn,. ~ state legislature has an activiet Coffee Shoppe). Ask forDe' ~ hotline;I-800-342-9472, that you 'Ierf, or Mike. Queatio. u. ~ can call to express your opinion out some details. W.S.A.B'2U~ on any bill tbat may be before will probably be the most' • tbe Assembly or the Senate. important bill affecting th. What happens is that an aide student, at any level,to P8aI ~ will record your name, where you through Wieronein'e state 'il are from, and your position on legislature all year, and if. a d whatever issues you call about. one. We hope this bill won'tll d That aide then passes that note before the State Legi.latun cl on to the appropriate the laat couple of days of , representative. In the end all the It is very possible, though fi "yeas" and "nays" are listed on a this bill may be diBCUued'ae p: tally sheet. Then the interested early as October 22. Hopet'uIIJcl representative can take a look at 8 student you1l call the hotliDen the tslly sheet and gst an idea of (1-800-342-9472) expresaing ! what people are thinking. At disfavor with W.8.A.B. 217. In n least, that's the process in a take all of two minutes. We'd 11 nutshell. What I'm getting at is greatly appreciateyourbelpil 11 that you have a voice. fighting this bill. Thank you I As far 8S this particular issue your time and have a nicedaJ h is concerned, there is much more fi ...----------------...J: a a 1 I u o t is looking for a few good people fa work in the following areas Music Director Music Critic Programming Disc Jockey Fun Raising Trafficing Promotion Dir, We are working en cabling the dorms and various offices. Come on and be a part of something special Main Street Bistro 340 Main Street Racine Now Hiring COOKS We can work with your school schedules. A min.t~um of 3 shifts per week required. Fine dining restaurant experience but we are willing to train. Apply in person before 11:00 am or between 2:00 pm· 5:00 pm ~ ~lma9inarlJProblems '0\ or Columnist Daniel Vallin 'I, " Icon remember the laet 15 !Jll or 80 very clearly, and ye.t tI, y.... aepeete of it are still a I, ~ ~..:... to me. Like whatever "'I ""-'sd to the "wsr against F~~or ths epidemic of missing 211 children in America? I-" quite vividly shout 9 earsap when everyone was Ie y OOD~ed over missing ~. It seemed, according to 'I chth~rls that millions of ;~Jd;; w~nt missing every year !"Olr • ~. 11le problem, we "'~::"'lo!d, had reached epidemic tits: rUaDe, and missing , %1"dren was suddenly our :I~, umber one national problem. Ine ~ne w88 talking about it, ?~UJDI1'OUS television specials ,It :ere aired on the topic, and it d ... lbe oubject of countless talk 1~ 1h0Wland -news magazines" on I . televilion. It wae hard not to a, lind the oubjeet on nearly any magumein the super market -outline. The nation was daeply oonoernedover how to dao1 with thie pre .. ing problem. Then, lor lOme reason, the problsm oeemedto disappear, untiltoday, when we see and hear absolutelynothing on a Iopic which wee the biuest G.abe's Gab LEAVINGPARDIDE? uw-parkside competition that may have Pai1d latched onto your precious ng pedestrian's scent. The second problem is with the competition. G Depending on which way the ame person you are stalking pulls out of the parking space, you may be left wallowing in blacktop sorrow, victim to an unknown, random turn of the wheel. There are a couple of new tactics that may increase your chances of bringing your car to rest in a desirable spot. The first of the ee is what could be called "Shotgun Commando." This involves bringing a passenger with you to ecam a parking spot that may be open, but several rows away. The passenger leaps out of the car when a spot comee open, and reserves it with his or her body. Caution is advised using this tactic, becauBe the Shotgun Commando oould become the Shotgun Pancake if he or she runs into a Burly person with a large bumper .. The next tactic is what I like to call blocking. Blocking involves the shutting off of an entire row by blocking it with your car until a spot comes open. You must do this surreptitiously, for once again, the surly ~n with the large bumper can rum your day. The best way to do thie ie by feigning that your car doesn't work; some overblown shrugging of shoulders, and exaggersted "turning the key" movements should buy you some stall time. Finally, a lot can be said for those of us with. heavy feet, deft hands, and a diploma from ~.e Joey Chitwood School of DrlVlng. The application of a ruthless demeanor to an accelerator can get you quite close if you ~on't mind the insurance preDllUms. to concern only a few years ago. What happened to it? Did e:ociety and government mobilize l~e never before and conquer th,e mammoth public enemy? Were all the missing found and the kidnappers imprisoned? Has our society improved so much so rapidly? Not likely. Instead, the media and the people have msrely gotten tired of dwelling on an issue which really was never quite as big as it had been made out to be, and have moved. on to other concerns. Similarly, I recall not 80 many years ago, the ~ar on drugs" was raging in America. The government informed us that it was a matter of national eecurity. The epic drug problem had to be dealt with severely, or it would rip our society apart. It was neceeeary to suspend civil liberties, such as privacy, in order to eradicate this problem. Anyone applying for almost any job was often required to take a drug test. In my higb school, drug testing was mandatory in order to take a driver's education cleee. Itseemed the drug problem had permeeted every segment of society, and had to be weeded out, at virtually any cost. Public policy was changed in Onasupona time, the parking lot alParkside was a calm, civil I - 'l\ia WH, of couree, prior I. ,,"-_ - arrival of 5000 screaming ~la. Nowthe parking lote IlqI beoome a war zone. Yes, ~f"-- ths drema and tragedy • - Parking Spot Gams ie .... ...".. out in the lote ......... dinc the Union end ;:mArta with s feroci~· that ~ been Men eince tae Pallil ~unding Cs',bage ... cla. p n.s.Cruotratedde~izene of ho~s populat,on have been tilllIiDc.each oth·....for years over I~'~ periling epots in the v",,", and Cor"" Arts lote. The ....""""- ~.--..n h... always been th.~tin tae past, Tsllent and .... _1 Ed iote have seemed a ;: ... for' Doee of us with lots of ... ~d1,tout shoes. l>r~rar, while Ican't speak ~ aIlent lot, that God- , ~1lr."haven for shuttle riders ~~ the Parking Spot 101lllJar; 8llpanded its "'" ~ to Phy Ed. Thie hae the ~ L,the oompetition in "r . te becoming .~tialIy fiercer. &iOtd::.to the old Parking Wastiming. Those who wanted a decent epot learned to time the ebb and flow of the etudent tide that runs in and out of the building between claues. It was a ten-minute window of opportunity that afforded those with the guts to cut someone off)a keen spot. This year, with the increase. in people arriving in the morn~g houre the tactics have dermltely changed. The time no longer makes a difference in parking spot acquisition tactics. This year several new tactics must be . employed in order for you to gam a spot in blacktop hell. The firet of these tactics is a hold over from the old game. It is what hae heen described as the "'vulture" technique . The V1.11turetechnique, qUIte simply. IS a page taken from th~ Stall" rs How to Handbook. Th,e tacti.; involves trailing 8 pec'.c"!strianwith your auto, and tr an taking their spot when they j',ave. There are several. problems with this techmque,. although it is etill quite effectIve. First of al~ the trsilee can ~t acroBs the rows of care, leavmg you in a race to the end of the row and back with any other many areas to combat this problem. There was even talk, at one point) of actually utilizing the National Guard. to enforce anti-drug laws and fight the "war on drugs." Now, some five years later, the phrase "war on drugs" bas virtuelly dropped from the lexicon. It is not mentioned on the news on TV or even reported in the press. Neither George Bush nor Bill Clinton mentioned it in their '92 presidential campaigns, though just four years earlier it was a central issue in the BushDukakis race. Once again, it seems that an issue that was believed crucially important has now been discarded, unresolved, due to lack of interest. Come to think of it, whatever happened to the awesome threat that skinheads once posed to our society? And whither ie the imminent danger of satanic dismemberment? All of the ee threats, which were so recently poised to destroy our nation, have mysteriously evaporated. This is not to say that there are no problems with missing children or drug abuse; certainly these remain valid concerns. But the extent of these evils was, in the recent past, blown 80 far r -- out of proportion and distorted tbat it didn't even resemble the true situation. It doesn't really matter what the causes of these incidents were. The salient point is that our society, for whatever reason, is highly eueceptible to mass hysteria end moral panic. From the McCarthy era to the modern day, this type of alarmist sentiment has not relented. I look around this campus and Isee it happening again and again. The most striking example that comes to mind is the IVCF (or particular agents thereof) warning us against the impending takeover by New Agers and Sataniste. During the month of October this paranoia grows even stronger, as the "danger" of Halloween nears. Remember, that it is not only the lunatic fringe which gives such Chicken Little-esque cries. We at Parkside will be submitted to numerous crusades against various public dangers which will, in retrospect, prove to be imaginary. The real tragedy of this type of disingenuous concern is that truly important issues are often overlooked as a result of more sensational and alarmist issues. It is often difficult, under the pressure of public sentiment (which is not necessarily realistic), to distinguish the important isauee from the frivolous and ephemeral Those students who may have decided to leave UW· Parks ide to graduate from another university are invited to contact me, Cheryl Murphy. to discuss those reasons that are directly related to leaving, within the context of the university setting. My Focus is on those issues contributing to your decision that are generated through retention prohibitive programs and policies/requirements. In plain terms, if you are leaving due to out-of-Iine administrative demands that you are unwilling to conform to, please talk to me. My intentions include effecting change through intormation, provided by students on their way out of the door, to the taculty and administration. In this way. there may be a chance that your negative experiences will not be repealed with incoming students. I do not need names, just specific information. Contact me through the PASA office memo board for an exit interview. [ J I ) p • , •• ~.~cA.iI..L 595-2287 Making Sense Out Of It All Out of the Closet I rarely talk about myself in my column because I do want to keep some of my privacy. Itry to be very humble and not brag all over myself. I eat around in between studying and memorizing my monologue, remember the big hoohs over October 11, the National Coming Out Day for Gays and Lesbians, and my own "coming out" of sorts. I am talking-about ooming out of the political closet, not the sexual one. I feel that I have the right to be proud to be a conservative, just as gays and lesbians feel they have the right to b. proud to be gay. However, there aren't any special days to celebrate conservatives or eome special symbol to wear to show solidarity with conservatives. There is no use digressing about those things, 80 on with the story. I chose a weird time to show my political independence - the 1992 campaign. Election time is characterized with everyone dividing into separate camps and firing hostilities at each other. When I declared myself a oonservative, I didn't know what to expeot from my friends. For the most part, my friends just accepted this as another facet of my personality. I knew that strangers may show me a special disdain, something I could live with. Before I continue, i would like to point out that my "ccnvei sian" to a moderately conservative viewtoint was an evolutionary prOC.J88.For years I supported the candidate who either sounded good or looked like a winner. I paid no attention to ideology. By George Harris Jr. columnist Idid pain staking research in the past year and a half to get to where Iam today. Iwanted an ideology that was not too conservative like Pat Buchanan and not too liberal like Bill Clinton but.just the right amount of both - okay. 60% conservative and 40% liberal. I find it interesting some of the things Imust endure just to have a different set of belief e. First, Ihave on occasion been accused of being a robot spouting quote from Rush Limbaugh. This has really irritated me to no end; I think that Ihave something intelligent to say without coaching from anyone. And why should I be reprimanded for listening to Bush Limbaugh? I thought Icould listen to whatever I wanted in a free society! Another thing I have found is that as a oonservative, Iam asked to answer for other conservatives. I can't account for every conservative's views; that is impoeeible. If you want to argue with William Bennett, Rush Limbaugh, Thomas Sowell or Robert Novak. I .ugge.t you fmd out where they work and write to them for yourselves. I have neither the time nor the energy to deal with those type. of argument. W. are told conetantly to eupport Gay. and Lesbians, which is fine. However, we treat another minority sometimes with unearned disdain - conservatives. While we celebrate Gay and Lesbian events, remember to appreciate ( at least a little bit) a group that bringe divareity to political and social discourse. *** Cutler To Bring Diversity by Deborah Cutler I feel that student •• hould have a voioe in all the facets of th educational experience at Parkaide. This includes more than just attending class everyday. I'm involved in many activities such 8S PAW.CIA, and APO along with AIDS Awaren eee, the SUFAC R.view Committee, and Committee on 'l\ua,J.:k This allows me to meet a diver';~ of the campue and get thir view•. P8Q ehould be more than a group of20~ who decide how Perkeide f.. 1e on th • i•• u •• that aff.ct student e. PSGA~~ represent you not think for you. (!)TARGET ASSETS PROTECTION SPECIALIST Target is committed to maintaining a culturally diverse workforce and is seeking ambitious women and menfor Assets Protection Positions. Qualifications Responsihilitic, eMust be IS years of age. -High School DiplomalGED, some college preferred. -Strong intcrpersonaVcommunication skills -sar motivated • Highly responsible Detection of shoplifting!. employee dlShonellty Enforcement of Policies & ProecduJ"C8i Safety Assurance' Court proceeding.. Interaction with store personneUman&gcmenl1 Target offers competitn» wages. benefils and Ihe opportunity for aduancemmt. Hour; are flexible but mainly evenings and weekends. Interested candidates may apply at or send resume 10: TARGET 5300 Durand Ave Racine, WI 53406 Target is an Equal Opportunity Employer will be open to assist you on MONDAY AND THURSDAY EVENINGS until 6 p.m. (When classes are in session) ADDITIONAL EVENING HOURS ANNOUNCED The Advising Center •••Admissions •••Career Center ... Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement ••. Financial Aid •..Information Center (Union Bazaar) ... Learning Assistance & Counseling ••• Student Health •.•Student Life ••. Student Records/Registrar ... and University Activities ON MONDAYS ONLY help will be available in the CASHIER'S OFFICE until 6 p.m. (When classes are in session) Homosexuality is concerning the Physical Education building expansion project. During the spring elections the Student body will be asked to support a referendum raising student fees to defer the coat of the expansion project. Iwill ensure that the students will have input into the project long before it comes to a vote aod I will ensure that the students rights will be proteoted by written polioy and signed by the administration. My fourth goal, if elected, would make the Student Government responsible to the Student body. All too often governments loose eight of their goals. Unfortunately it is the majority that sutTer the consequences. I will work diligently to keep unneoessary expenditures out of the Student G<>venrment'sbudget. My final goal is to insure proper representation of the student body before the State Legislature. Due to my efforts, by and with the support of the Senate, the students have en excellent Legislative Affairs oommittee. Senators Justin MarcinkuB and Teri Jacobson are currently working on gathering support for the 'fuition Cap bill that will foroe the state to hold the line on tuition inc:reaaee. They have also been instrumental in contacting the Kenosha and Racine area representatives and asking them to vote against the "Labor Day" bill. This bill if passed oould cause the student body to have fall fmals after Christmas break and oould well extend the spring semester into June. Hyou want any of the .. goals accomplished, vote for Bruoe Rocco. I will get the job done!" Bruce Rocco Student Government V~e Presidential Candidate • • • Since my election to the Parkside Student Government Senate I have worked very hard to represent the entire student body interests to the Faculty, Staff and Administration. While working with a small group of members of the: Parkside Student Government, Directors of the Women's Center, the Parkside Adult Student Allianoe (pABA), the University Polioe Department, and Gary Grace I was able to establish the SafeEscort program on campus. It is sad that the past administration oho.. to abolish this program but I am still working toward the creation of a new and expanded Safe Eeoort program that would cover more of the campus and would be available to Staff and Student alike. My second goal as Vice President is to open lines of communications between the Student Government and the Student body. All too often I have heard complaints from studenta that the Student Government operates behind "closed doors". It is sad but true. The mission statement of the Student Government is to represent the entire student body. If elected I would implement plans to inform the student body aware of issues in whioh the student body has vested interests. This has not been done by the current administration of the Student Government. My third goal, if elooted to the office of Viee-President, is to insure the student body is fully represented and informed as to their rights and responsibilities by Brian Matsen I ncognize that not every homDsexual person has the _lifestyle in terms of the potential for sexual excess. But when examined as a whole, tha homosexual lifestyle is ~hing but healthy. In 1986, both the American Public Health Association and the American Psychological Association teetified befors the U.S. Supreme Courl that "no significant data show that eDgSging in ... oral and anal sex, resulta in metal or physical dysfunction" (1) Tha claim of many homosexuals is that their lifestyle is joyous, creative, fulfilling, and loving. But facts do not support such a view. Homosexuality is linked to (1) suicide, (2) pornography, (3) ssxually transmitted diseases other than AIDS, (4) child molestation, (5) social conscience, (6) criminality, and (7) self-deception. Even before AIDS, the incidence of suicide among homosexuals was above the norm. "Suicide attempts ave significantly higher amon~ homosexuals thanamonz, otber&--f'or example, thcee peroent for white nohomosexuals males, t< eighteen peroent for whita horaosexuals males2 Furthermor e, suicide among teenage hon ... sexuals is so oommon that tbe "Report of the Secretary's 'Ieek Force on Youth Suicide; bee suggested an ironic solutio n-the society more fully accept and encourage hoIaOeexuality as a preventative zo teenage suicides.(3) Pornography apparently plays a significant or major role in the life of the average homosexual. "Indeed, homosexuals bear a great burden of responsibility for the promotion of pornography in America, including child pornography. (4) Citing a survey of 4,340 adults in five American citiee in 1983 and 842 adulta in Dallas in 1984, Paul Cameron ooncludes that homosexuals "are prodigious COnsumere of pornography." (5) "According to Dr. Edward J Artnak and James J. Cerda, writing in the medical journal, Current Concepta in Gaetroenterology, the male homosexual is reepcnefble for the majority of nsw cas •• of "xually transmitted diseases. The Centere for Dieenee Control have reported that . approximately flft: percent of new cases of sypblis occur in the homosexual pOPulation.",6) According to other researcl~ homosexuals f.re: 14 time, Illore apt eve,. to have ru..d syphilis, (3) ,. "gonoIT),.,a, (3)" "genital werls, (8)" " hepatitis, 0)" "lice. (5)" " scabies, 30" "an irieetion from pemle oontact 100" " oral infe',tion from penile contact, and over 5,000 times more apt to have had AIDS? Homosexuals often argue that child molestation occurs much more frequently among heteroaexuals than homosexuaJ.s..--as if this somehow justified sodomy with young boys. In one survey titled, "World's Recent Literature Regarding Child Molestation," the ratio of heterosexuallhomosexual assault on children was given as follows: "About 42 percent of all victims of molestation were assaulted by those who practioe homosexuality. Homosexual practitioners are at least 12 times and probably IS times (with the bi-sexual correction) more apt to incorporate minors into their eexual practices than heterosexuals are."8 The extreme lack of social conscience found insome homosexuale might be labeled the Gaetan Dugas syndromeafter Gaetan Dugas who, upon learning he had AIDS, set out to infect as many men as possible. We can conclude that homosexual anger, human nature, and our own research leads ue to believe the incidence is greater than many people suspect. "It is ""t surprising that ~ of those who are desperate, who are amoral, and who hate themselves or a society which is 'permitting' them to die by the hundreds of thousands, might be expected to take personal revenge."9 Until recently, homosexual acts were considered criminal, although the law was rarely enforced. Indeed, in 1988 alone, eighteen more states removed thair sodomy laws. 10 This leaves only a handful that retain such laws. According to other research, 40 percent more gays than heterosexuals admitted to deliberately killing or attempting to kill others, 62 percent more gays than heterosexuals that reported regularly getting high on druga or alcohol (according to former homosexual prostitute, Roger Montgomery), and 62 percent are more likely than hetarosexua1e to admit having sex with children under the age of thirteenl"12 What is doubly sad about self-labeling one a homosexual, is that he is never born homosexual and hie fate is hardly sealed. "In other words, che 'troe homosexual' is really a heterosexual attempting to , for whatever reason, live a disguiee-in fact, a lie."13 In closing, the homosexual lifestyle is a one-way road, going DDwhere. To answer Morten Sunde's (president of G.L.O.) question, "How would you feel if most people were gay or lesbian ... 1" To tell the truth, I wouldn't be hare, and neither would you, religioue inetitutions, and student organizations. Times, Iwish I could see a bumper sticker: If you where born, thank a heterosexual. I highly doubt, and othere, that there are "about 500 gays and lesbian students at Parkeide." Thie conclusion was, as gave reference to inthe interview, the Kinsey Report--e. deception that changed a nation. Not to end on a sour note, but the article stated that Morten does plan to get married (I assume to a homosexual). Then the article states that adopting is ons of the options. I have a question-what is the other choioe? An essential problem with homosexuality is that it is, initself, selfish. We were given the uee of sexual intercourse (with responsibility) for two purposes: (1) to reproduce, and (2) to have pleasure in doing so. Homosexuality looke at just ons aspect-the pleasure situation, or better yet, luet. With this selfish behavior, and growing acceptance of thie lifestyle, that one-way road of destruction, we (Americans) will follow. Tbanke For Your Time. Footnotes 1. Curiae, Amici. "Medical Consequences of What Homosexuals Do." Family Researoh Institute. Feb. 1992. 2. Harvey, John F. The Homosexual Person: New Thinking in Pastoral Care. San Francieco: Ignatius, 1987. 8. Curiae, Amici. "Family Researoh." Family Researoh Institute. July 1989: 1-6. 4. The John Ankerberg Show. Dir. John Ankerberg. CBN, 1992. LETTERS TO THE EDITOR has a female prime minister, America's involvement with NATO, and details of Brad and Morton's personal life have nothing to do with the topic. The fact that a person with such a poor litaracy should be "Managing Editor" underscores the oontinuing reality that the Ranger remaine the haven of the incompetent. Having close ties to the gay community, I believe that issues of homosexuality and gay righta should be explored through mediuma such as the Ranger News, but if thie is all the justioe your staff can give it, I would rather see it left alone. Sincerely, Michelle L. Bender I can't believe the editorial staff of the Ranger News actually printed the article "Bound by Law" in the October 14th issue. The article was filled with numerous spelling, grammatical, and layout errors. For example, "one just know if they are gay" (grammatically incorrect). Whioh was followed almost immediately by "Morton's natural family is supportive and hie Morton is now a gay advocate." (what the hall is "hie Morton"?). The list goes on. One top of all this, the article was completely incoherent (a theme that seems to run rampant throughout most of Mise Woode' articles). !esues such as the fact that Norway 5. Curiae, Amici. "The Psychology of Homosexuality." Institute for the Scientific Investigation of Sexuality (ISIS). Augnst 1992: 2. 6. Jefferson, John Davis. Evangelical Ethics: Issues Facing the Churoh Thdey. Phillipsburg, New Jersey: Fresh & Rex, 1985. 7. Curiae, Amici. "Medical Aepeota of Homosexuality." ISIS. Maroh 1988: 2-3 8. Ibid., 1. 9. Ankerberg, John and Weldon, John. The Myth of Safe Sex: The Tragic Consequences of Violating God's Plan. Chioago: Moody Press, 1993. 10. Ibid.,!. 11. Ibid., 2. 12. Ibid.,!. 13. Ibid., 9. Whites, Hiepanica, and Native American studente, In the PBIl the Ranger was criticized Cor I heving "white m.le." running the paper-but thi. year we have broken new groundby having minorities and women' key positione on the Btell". ThialJl wee truly my ultimate goal;to have all etudente working together. I wrote thi. article to make you aware of our ohallengee and obeticle e. I wee ehocked to bear that some thought 'VBryo.a on the etafT receive. a payabeclt, that the news editors make thoueande and thou.and. of dollars, and that we have a newsroom full of high-tsob computers. We have many members on the staff who are unpaid, so please realize the Ranger is not an organization exclusively for a certain group of people. If you have time to orrer suggestions and help, our doors are always open. Thank youCor hearing me out. We will continue with our goal of providing an outetanding newspaper. anything. You are aimply juet blowing at the wind. And . sometimes people speak foolishly without realizing what they say. Especially the remark. of calling some members on the staff "incompetent" and "inept." What I ahould seriously do i. to allow studente to become Editor of the day to realize how it is not easy. The world ia simply full of complainers. Ihear people complain about the government being unfair, how we need new programs on campus for students, how administration is not helping students, etc. I alway •• ay that ohange begin. with you and me. Everyday we look into the mirror and fail to realize that change begin. within. Instead of moaning and groaning about how things are, ask yourself to do something about it. Take a look at yourself and make a change! Change is certainly here inside the Ranger newsroom. More than ever, we have a diverse group of nontraditional, traditional, Mrican Americans, the fmal eddition. Plea .. do not assume that we just overlooked the errors and just decided not to change them. This is not the ceee! We want to provide our readers with an unblemished copy,but realize that we are simply human. We are bound to make mistakes. Copy editing is not an easy job and oddly enough out of a .tafT of 80 members, only a few are able to come in Monday afternoon. After speaking with the students who accused the Ranger of these mistakes, Iinvited them to donate their time on Monday afternoons and what amazes me the most they eaoh had an excuse to offer: "Oh, I'm simply too busy to help." "I simply cannot devote enough timel" I invite suggestions and criticism, but if you can't do anything to help-what good are you? I'm simply on the edge because I hate complainers who offer zero help. Last year I mada the complaint about the Ranger, but I got up and did something about it. Irealize that sitting down and complaining will not change Last week, several students trampled into my office with raging fists in the air, complaining and shouting about our front page .tory-"Bound By Law"-Exclusive Interview with Morten Sunde, President of the Gay and Lesbian Organization. The story was investigated and written by Managing Editor Vanessa Woods, who worked vigorously to bring the story into printed form. Some students stated that I insulted the Gay and Lesbian community by printing incorrect terms and misspelled words. On Friday, Vanessa Woods submitted her feature article and saved it on our final disk copy. Every Monday afternoon, two copy editoro (Joseph G. Kane and Gabe Kluka) along with myself review the entire newspaper for grammatical errors. We made corrections to Vanessa's article and we also received her final copy with revisions and additions. Unfortunately, her revised ropy did not appear in lhr Eb'ing Jaylights R Jay full of Dothing Ob~ervQtio()~ C. J. Nelson and Helpers We are back with part two as promised. I am again pleased to be aesieted by Mesero. Harris end Gauthier. With no further ado, let us jump back in. Greg can do without the 1990 Clean Air Act. He does not like to be branded a criminal for having a hole in his mumer. George wonders about Vice Preeident Gore'. usefulness. After all &DYonewho coneidere automobile more dangerouo than nuclear weapons needs a check up from the neck up. Ican do without Senator Carol Mosely Braun or as ohe .hould be known Carol Mo.t1y Fraud (to quote WLS radio) there are more than a faw intere.ting queations concerning money end sexual hare.smant by her campaign manager. Will ehe anewer them? No. Let. face it, ahe is a hack Chicago politician. I can do without the government g.tting involved in automobile re.earch. Youjuot know that they are going to end up calling the .hot. end making a car people do not want to buy. Ican do without Secretary of defanse Les Aspin doing a Dick Cheney impersonation end ignoring the advice of Colin Powell. I served under Dick Cheney end, Mr. Aspin, your no Dick Cheney. I can do without Herb (no one's senator's but George Mitchell's) Kohl, or as known on the Charles Syke. show, Herb-in-hiding. Whet's wrong, .Herb? Afraid to talk to the people about your budget vote? George end Greg end myself can do without the Bloodworth - Thomaaons end the imperial Hollywood entourage, for making liberal causee seem more popular that they really are. After all Dan Quayle was right about family value. even Eoquire had an article saying 80. Wa all agree that we could do without the NOW brigade end their radical followere like Catherine McKinnon who saya that all .ex is rape, even if you are married, becauoe married woman think they are in love. Another woman that can be done without is Representative Patricia Schroeder. When Navy officers parody her they must be disciplined. When.he maan-mouthe the Commandant of the Marine Corp. on the McNeillLehror Report end is called on it, thenit'a ajoke. Double standard &DYone"? I can do without "Act Up· end Larry Kramer. No, Mr. Kramer your constitutional rights do not eupersede tho .. of parishionere at St. P.trick'. cathedral. I can aleo do without Rita Leckenburg, leebian activist end ineberge of Fair Housing, thanks to Clinton Where is the outraga when .he commente that "Finally we are gatting our people in"? If anyone elee .aid that, there would be hell to pay. I also do not think that leading a light to defund the Boy Scouts is anything to be proud of. I can aleo do without the National Rifle As.ociation Talk about Johnny one-noteo. GWlS, guns, guns. Nute to you gentlemen George can do without people who want to make U. S. foreign policy baaed on picturee on CNN. In conclu.ion we all can do without Pre.idant Clinton and her huoband. Jeffrey Weniger Entertainment Editor complete abeence of the faint, yet telltale hint of almond. A ecent usually not disasaociated with arsenic. For Jaffrey, this waa not to be the Btart of &DYtrail of evente, that if he was a detective, would have surely lead him into a caee. Itwould, in no time at all, involve him with neither murder ""'Pecta nor clue.. He would not get involved in neither a tangled web of lie., nor &DYtangled knot of euapicion There was no hidden InDtive. to find, no smoking guns. Had he not been uninvolved, he would have to delve into the bizarre underworld of the city or the dark, .team filled grotto. of downtown. But it was not to be. For the lack of anything to happen to this editor a. he arrived at echool, ;r.ffrey Weniger could re.t assured that he would have a nonperilou. day. The results of which would make him no closer to the grave than before. October the twenty-fn-st, 1993 was much lika any other day in Racine. Jeffrey Weniger, an aditor at the local college newspaper was on his way to school when nothing happened. S<:arcely able to believe his eyes, J off looked down But one glance confirmed his suspicions. Beside a busr., next to the fence~there ~las no .evered leg, no head in .. bag DO dismambered trunk of a sirl inher early twentie., nothing. Jeff got in to his o.sr. The brake line. to his brake. hadn't been cut and thai'S were no bombe attached to the car. No .igos of foul play could be found on his car. In fact, there 'Yere no .igos of foul play before of .inca he owned his car. None of the drivere made an attempt to run him off of the road end no drivere cut him off. Jeffrey Weniger reached his office at 7:30 A.M. The exact time he uaualIy got in. He couldn't help but notice the u.s. Department of State Internships students continuing as Juniors or Seniors can gain first hand knowledge of American foreign affairs as a student intern with the Department of State. Most positions are in Washington, D.C. DEADLINEfor reciept of application for Summer internship is November 1. Internships are both paid and unpaid; stUdents should review the positions descriptions and qualifications in WLLC0175. lWo letters of recommendation from faculty (or employers) and an autobiography are part of the application. A list of majors sought is attached. Please encourage interested stUdents to explore this opportunity as soon as Possible Dear Reg: Q: Are guys intimated by an aggreeaive female, or are they IIattered when a girl take. the initiative? (Ex. approaching them for a date rather than waiting to be asked). quite guy. it'. be.t if the woman approache. the guy but in a careful manner. By the aame token, guys that are outgoing uaualIy go for who they are intere.ted in, therefore, approaching those typea of guy. is .haky because tho guy might seem intimidated, but probably is more or leas just not intere.ted. In cloaing, yea, I do think it is appropriate for a female to ask a male out, but .he .hould uoe her be.t discretion on the type of guy ehe approache.. Thanks for the question Gina, and good luck with your love life. Stay in touch, R. Slaughter . Gina Ro.s: A: Gina, this is a very good que.tion, eo pn give you an , it depends "answer," It depend. on the guy. Soma guys are V?ry .hy end would like to approach girls but don't because of rejection U""ally .hy guy. are very picky end are more likely to be intimated if approached too .trongly. For .hy and _;~Ji;:1!ijiit!~~ii!;i:;:;'i;;;i1i,~~1~lfi.~X - Momad, Indian, Saint ENTERT~NMENT by Michael Zurad Quick! Name three good things about Milwaukee that don't involve beer. Hah! Knew you couldn't, especially on such .hort notice like that. Okay, now that we've completely alienated those with BODle sort of allegiance to Milwaukee, let's try to win them back by aaying that the BoDeana are one of the best bands to emerge on the rock Beene in the lata 1980a. Milwaukee ahould be proud to be able to claim them 8S their own, even if they're actually from Waukesha. Yes, the BoDeane. Quite possibly,the most successful band without a drummer, other than Spinal Tap. Their latest record, Go Slow Down, wee finally released laat Tuesday It was recorded early this year, eo the obvious question is why it took so long for Reprise to release it. Questions and pop quizzes aside, this latest album holds true to BoDeane fashion in the sense that it grows on you. Upon the first listen, one is instantly seduced by the handclapping, foot-stomping opening track, "Closer to Free." After that, it certainly does slow down. We keep waiting for a "Do I Do" or a "Ies Only Love" or a "You Don't Get Muoh' to turn up and wake the neighbors with, but they never come. Go Slow Down finds its ;Jower from sources other than ,:.riving rhythms or loud electric guitars, two characteristics the 'J are sparse on this album. Its strength lips in its catchy melodies you'll find yourself humming along with. Its strength lies in its rockabilly beats that you can groove to while doing such mundane chores 8S separating laundry. Its strength lies in the music and ~yrics of desire written by the under-sexed Sammy Llanas. True B.oDeans fashion. This album sees the song writing team of Sammy Llanes and Kurt Neumann evolve and develop more, especially in the case of Llanas. The songs this time around are warmer and richer. Whereas on previous albums Llanas's songs were the few low points, on Go Slow Down, Llanas outnumbers Neumann 7 to 5, and Neumann's songs are generally the dumb ones. Sammy's throaty voice conveys more passion, and Kurt provides beautiful harmonizing vocals that provide a blend that hasn't been heard since the days of the Everly Brothers or Simon and Garfunkel. Neumann is sort of a one man band on this album, playing everything but bass and organ on all but two songs, which feature longtime friend (and Mellencamp drummer) Kenny Aronoff tickling the skins. The subject matter deals with life and love, again, in true BoDeans fashion. The only exception would be "The Other Side' a Pink Floyd-ian tune {as Pink Floyd-ian aa the BoDeana get, that is) about experimenting with suicide. "Feed the Fire" and the title track are about sex. Keep in mind that the BoDeans are rarely lyrically deep or interesting. Probably the best line on the album comes from the song "Something's Telling Me; in which the boys sing "You keep on telling me it's my imaginationlbut I think your heart's been taking a vacation." Their song writing is generally simple, but pleasant, with vocal harmonies second to no other band that is still around. But Go Slow Down needs something. It needs a shot in the arm, a kick in the pants. Probably the beat track on this CD is the sixth one, "Freedom," a sort of a "Do I Do" on Quaaludes with a funky we-we rhythm guitar. "Stay On" will grow on you, too, with its catchy guitar riffs. Don't overlook the CD's twelfth track; although not documented nor given a title, (much like R.E.M:a eleventh track on Green) it appears after 2:42 of silence after "Something's Telling Me." This CD will grow on you and it will grow on you quickly. Give it time. Even though it doesn't really break any new ground, this is still a very good album. And with a title like Go Slow Down, the buyer should be tipped off right then and there that this won't contain any material to ehake the neighborhood with. If you really want to wake your neighbors, you ahouldn't be playing BoDeane music anyway. We've found Led Zeppelin's "Immigrant Song" and just about anything off of Pocket Full of Kryptonite to be rather effective. KANE'S CALL: Husbands & WIVes by Joe Kane Assistant Mal uzging Editor "Whydo I hear $50,000 of psychotherapy" dialling 9-1-11' "Life doesll't :mitate art; it imitates bad television." -Woody Allen The lim'r notes on Woody Allen's lacest video release state that "Hu~bands and Wivee is a oomic valentine from an American master." American master? Yes. Comic valentine? No. Director Allen has always argued adamantly that hia filma are not autobiographical. This has frequently strained credulity but never more than in regards Husbands and Wives. The film examines marital break-ups, jealousies, arguments, sexual dysfunction, and affairs, and insecurities. It was also written and filmed in 1992 during the disintegrating long-term relationship between Allen and Mia Farrow-~me of the strangest and most public splits in recent memory. The film stars not only Judy Davis and director Sydney Pollack, but alao Allen and Farrow as two sets of married couples in various stages of busting apart. Near the end of the film, a thundersw:m metaphorically capturee the tumult and romance of marriage. Allen and Farrow play Gabe and Judy Roth and the narrative of the film is intereut with what appears to be documentary-like interviews or questioning by a psychotherapist. Also, much of the film is shot with a single hand·held camera, reinforcing the feeling that the viewer is eavesdropping on some ver:y private conversations. This same theme was explored quite inventively in Alfred Hitchcock's Rear Window. Particularly unnerving in Husbands and Wives are questions that an obviously pained " Farrow asks of her huaband: "Do you ever hide things from me?" "Are you still attracted to me?" "Am Icold in bed?' "Youthink we'd ever break up?" "Are you attracted to other women?" Davis' and Pollack's characters aplit up and then begin dating people younger than themselves. Pollack's portrayal is strong, but Davis is the one who really shines with her portrayal of the high.strung, nervous, woman on the edge, Sally. Allen'a character is a college English professor who, sensing strain in his marriage, takes up with one of hia 20 year old .tudenta, played perfectly by Juliette Lewia in her flTst role after her intriguing debut in Martin Scorsese's Cape Fear. Again, this theme hits a little close to real life considering Allen's affair with Farrows daughter. Allen's character looks into the camera and says aheepiahly, "Everything about it was wrong. What can I say? My heart doesn't know from logic." , Meanwhile, Farrows character takes up with a sympathetic coworker. Is it truth? Is it fiction? Ia it both? Whatever it is, it is painful to watch. These are miserable people who snarl and snap at each other because they are unhappy and they laah out at the people around them. It's not that the film isn't intelligently written. And there are a few of the famous Allen witticisms. Davis' character says, "I did my thesis on Bauhaus design. It's called 'Function and Fascism.'" And the film doee deal with weighty aubjecta. And yet ...one has the feeling of saying, 'Enough already." While the film is an acute and piercing examination of certain realities of marriage, after a while it is like picking at a scab. Let it alone and let it heal. KANE'S CALL: 6 -.3'·'·'Z·Z"T-C" A New 'tWistWill Brighten PAC'S Tuba Christmas MILWAUKEE, Wiooon.in (October 7, 1993) - Harvey Phillips and hi. Tube-playing Santas will present Merry Tuba Christmas Milwaukee with an added twist in the Performing Arta Center's (PAC) Uihlein Hall on Saturday, December 4 at 10:00 a.m. and 12 noon, according to PAC Managing Director Michael T. Stirdivant. As a special treat prior to each Tube Christmas performance, children and adults can enjoy pancakes, aausage links, doughnuts, licorice, candy canes and assorted beverages while visiting with the North Pole's most famous resident during "Breakfaat with Santa' held at 8:45 a.m. and 11:00 a.m. in Bradley Pavilion. The 13th annual 'fuba Christmas concerts will feature Indiana University Music Professor Harvey Phillips conducting his Tuba Santas through a series of traditional and favorite holiday tunes. This year, the Bounds of tubas will be enhanced by the addition of bass, drums and keyboard. And. Tube Santa composer/arranger NorIan Bewley will offer a new spectrum of colors and effects for his creative adaptations of traditional Christmas songs. Joining this year's yuletide feativity for the first time will be the Wisconsin Conservatory of Music Children's Choir. The choir will team with the Tuba Santas in a selection of beloved holiday Bongs. In keeping with past years' traditions, Phillips will invite children on the Uihlein Hall stage during the concert's finale for an impromptu sing-along with the Tuba Santaa. Phillips and hi. 'fuba Santaa have been spreading holiday cheer across the nation for the past 19 Christmas seasons. Many of Phillips' Tuba Santaa are his former music etudents. Ticketa, $5.50 for Tube Christmas and $5.75 for "Breakfast with Santa," are on sale now at the Performing Arts Center Box Office, 929 N. Water Street. Tickets for both events can be purchased by calling PAC PHONECHARGE at (414) 273- 7206,1-800-472-4458 (Wiaoonain Reaidenta) or TDD# 273-3080 for the hearing impaired. UYI ,ARKSIDE.PREVIEW l'''UIt$DAY,~. '-1;. ..•.......... .. Eoerei~ t1WP l'oI>l,~,...,,,,, jbree ~ on<! ... eq~boll .. ,,"" ... d~~la. Call21~.far ~ ti......validatad..-nt ID requinid. ...~. ·o.t.>..... ~t:i~i~*~~!~~ i;tlliu"Tf1 "'.Ba~ t·ibio Um.n. 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W... ko ~ted "r RASA:: =:~~".::~~:.:.;:.'t,;,~~~~auIt.· Di......,.n .lant.: TUESDAY,OCTOBb 26· . ;. . ·l'rolacti<in: PrOcl\l.Oil'i.,llation. •.UwP Qffi..... Marlo .. lloblachi on<! Ke.... ha ~l,t.~:t~~J.:iJ:~:.~~t?~hu;ri::.:.~~ :',_:j;;'-"." ·,{::t:Jj: :?::i.i!:" - so.~: Healthc....B06itui,1<KI .. ll<iib ~ VPof N~· .ISl. Luk.~"'dSt. Mazy.~e.,,1H iD 1IaaiDo.; union lIQ7• .~~~:Ei~~;~J~-er.:~...7~· .}) I J .BJlUJE, * (UALL 595·2287 ;':"- Intramural Flag Football Standings In Cast You Misstd It Team W L Pet. Pf Pa Gb Almamaters 4 1 .800 102 56 Mugshots 3 1 .750 167 103 Grapplers I 3 1 .750 117 64 Mini-Holmgrens 2 2 .500 104 122 Spam 2 3 .400 132 93 Grapplers IT 0 4 .000 20 80 Mudcats 0 3 .000 6 138 O. J. Nelson Not this time Johnny boy: Last Sunday the Packers jumped out to a 30 - 7 lead over John Elway on the Denver Broncos by halftime. Elwsy tried to engineer one his patented comebacks. Not this time thought Reggie White 2 sacks later the Denver golden had to go home with the Pack 30 Broncos 27. Thank you Reggie. On Wisconsin: It was pay back time at Camp Randall last week. The Wildests of Northwestern had besten the Badgers and kept them from a bowl game late last year. Now Results Schedule 10-11-93 10-18-93 Spam 24 Grapplers IT 0 4pm GrapplersI ve. GrapplersIT Grapplers I 34 Mini-Holmgrens 12 5pm GrapplersII vs. Mudcats 10-13-93 Almametere 27 Spam 26 Mugshots 33 Mini-Holmgrens 26 10-20-93 4pmAlmaIDatere Va. Mugshots 5pm Mini-Holmgrens va. Mudcat Touchdowns Craig Cortez-Spam Pete Girolamo-Almamatera Kevin KowaIke-Mugshots Dominic Delrose-Mugshots Rob Klemp-Mini-Holmgrens J aeon Solomon-Mugshots Joel Dutton- Grapplers I Rich Nolan-Spam Touchdown Passes Kevin KowaIke-Mugahots 15 Scott Wessley-GrapplersI 12 Matt Hechel-Spam 12 Tim Pinter-Mini-Holmgrens 9 Rich Nolan-Spam 4 Paul Monopath-AlmaIDaters 3 11 9 8 7 7 6 6 6 the Cat's had to visit WieeoDsin for Homecoming. Last year Northwestern had been mouthy in winning. Bucky has 8 long memory. Result, Wisconsin 52 - 14 over the visitors from Evanston. Send Thank you notes to Michigan State: While the Badgers were getting even with Northwestern the Michigan State Panthers will doing Wisconsin a big favor Michigan 17 - 7. Thanks a bunch guys. Meanwhile in Indiana: Notre Dame went in to their game as 39 point favorites. They covered. At Purdue (the next opponent for Wisconsin) the I I Boilermakers scored 53 POinte and lost to Minnesota 59 • 53 That's what I call defen.. Back in the NFL: Dolphin quaterback Dan Merino ruptured his achill .. tendonand will be out for the yeer no matter the Dolphins still beat Cleveland. Raiders signal ceIler 38 year old Vince Evsll8-. off the bench to rally ths Raider, past the Jete 24 - 20. Minus Ra.ndallGunningh~m ths Begle, paid a VISItto Soldiers Fisldthe Bears were rude hoste to tbs tune of 17 -7. Would you believe that ths Beers bave the best defense in the NFL. e li , E d Ii 10-25-93 4pm Mini-Holmgrens ve. Grapp.IT 5pm GrapplersI ve. Mudcats 10-27-93 4pm Mugahots ve. Spam 5pm make up (ifNscessary) 1m 8ashttball Storing Ltadtl's • 11-1-93 Eastern division 4pm 1st place team ve. 4th place # Name 1 Tim Robereon 11-2-93 2 Fred Mitchsll 4pm 2nd place team ve. 3rd place 3 Jaeon Wssman 4 Paul Phillips 5 Jeff Lonigo 6 Steve Greszkiewicz 7 Marty Fratmier 7 Jason Olson 9 Milton Taylor 10 Casey Yittre Western Division Team Pts Ave # Name Team Pte Ave RR 67 22.3 1 Joe Dahlstrom S 44 14.7 DM 82 20.5 2 Chris Krueeer NF 58 14.5 DD 99 19.8 3 Matt Wojtecki PP 55 13.8 DD 92 18.4 4 Jason Schultz PP 38 12.7 DD 84 16.8 5 Pharoah Weaver TD 49 12.3 DD 70 14.0 6 Dan Buschman PWP 46 U.3 RR 67 18.4 7- Jon Lague NF 45 11.3 RR 67 13.0 7 Steve Dotson TD 45 U.3 DTM 52 18.0 9 Bob Brunneleon NF 42 10.5 BH 84 12.8 10 Dean Prudinski PWP 40 10.0 10 Brian Thompson PP 30 10.0 11-3-93 4pm Championship Game Intramural 8askttball Western Division Eastern Division 'ThallI .Yi. L. U Gil 'ThallI .Yi. L. U Gil No Fear 4 0 1.000 DemDawgs 4 1 .800 Three Deep 3 1 .750 1.0 Rusty Rangers 4 1 .800 Pro~Pain 3 1 .750 1.0 Don't Matter 3 2 .600 1.0 Hackers 2 2 .500 2.0 The Better Half 3 2 .600 1.0 Slobs 0 4 .000 4.0 Does Matter. 1 4 .200 2.0 Pee Wee's Players 0 4 .000 4.0 Wino's 0 5 .000 4.0 Results 10-11-93 Does Matter 54 Wino's 47 Dem Dewga 80 The Better Half 74 Rusty Rangers 67 Don't Matter 61 10-12-93 Rusty Rangers 72 Dsm Dawge 62 Three Deep 55 Hackers 34 Don't Matter 50 Wino's 29 No Fear 50 Slobs 43 The Better Half 69 Does Matter 65 Pro Pain 79 Pee Wse's Players 42 10-14-93 The Better Half 98 Wino's 55 Pro Pain 60 Slobs 55 Rusty Rangers 89 Does Matter 52 Thres Deep 59 Pee Wee's 23 Dem Dawge 72 Don't Matter 60 No Fear 56 Hackers 40 Schedules 10-21-93 (Thursday) 6:00 Wino's vs. Dem Dawgs 6:00 Slobs vs. Hackers 7:00 Does Matter VB. Don't Matter 7:00 Pee Wee's Players ve. No Fear 8:00 The Better Half VB. Rusty Rangers 8:00 Pro Pain VB. Three Deep 10-25-93 (Monday) 6:00 Doesn't Matter vs. The Better Halt 7:00 Wino's vs. Rusty Rangers 8:00 Dam Dawgs VB. Does Matter 10-26-93 (Thesday) 6:00 Doesn't Matter vs. Rusty Rangers 6:00 Slobs vs. Pee Wee's Players 7:00 Dem Dawgs vs. The Better Half 7:00 Hackers vs. Pro Pain 8:00 'Does Matter VB. Wino's 8:00 No Fear VB. Three Denp HEY GANG! IT'S ... Monday Ni ht Foo~all in Union Square October 25 Minnesota VIKINGS vs. Chic'!Ko BEAI{5 big games coming Nov. 8 Green Bay/Kansas City Parksidt's 80wllng Ttam flnishts Snond &vin Williams Sports Eduor The infamous Parkside Bowling team fmished second in the Midwest Collegiate Tournament, on October 9th and lOth. Funny thing is I didn't even know Parkside had a bowling team, well if they finished second they must },e pretty good, so leta hear more about eT 1. The Parkside Bowling team is made ur of eight fulltime students, which CC'mpeteon Fridays to see which six will tr.:lvel to the Tournaments. By coD'\peting in Bowling tournamen ts Parksi'le is able to receive scholarships for ext:a circular activities For their second place finish at the Midwest Collegiate Thumament Parkside receivsd $450.00 Park.eide's bowling team is made up of Joe Herron, Dan Loftus'Jr., Rick Rector, Henry Testz, Dan Schuh, Kris Spitz Kurt Anderson and Rick Engels. The Sta;s of the tournament were Joe Herron and Dan Loftus Jr., who both averaged 221 in ten games of competition. Rounding out Parkside's 2nd place drive were Rick Rector and Henry Teetz with averages of 210 and Dan Schuh with a 200 average. Parkside's bowling team has at least nine more tournaments this year, 60 hopefully we can f'md out just who is on our bowli~g team? So the next time your at a bowhng alley with your friends and dreaming of being on The Parkside Bowling team, remember it's hard to join them because nobody knows who they are. Need a Car? Get your h"Otnework done before you shop. Use our FREE Credit Union Car Facts reference library. Don't pay more than you should! New Car loans start as low as 5.95%! Serulng all UW Parkslde employees and students. TallentHallHm. 286 595-2150 9:30-4:00 Harritrs Finding Silutr Lining by Todd Weber Running Journalist Keno.ha, WI.- The •• ying "Ib verycloud there is a silver rining" oouldn't have be~n more pplicablefor the Running Rangerson Saturday Having to deal with the factors of'fairly heoVYfog. humidity. in,juiry•• nd a fiald of tough competition, the monateam pulled together for. ninthplace finish, while the !adi •• pl.ced •• trong fourth. 1he mens Beason has been ~ibed ••• rebuilding proce •• with potan.ti.l. L•• t week'. fourthplace finish at Oshkosh oombinedwith Saturday's ninth placefinish at home may serve alla turning point in a positive direction for the Rangers. The men.howed great attitude and anthu.oiaom•• they looked to p!aoe in the top tan. d•• pite havingto cope with tough conditione and injuries. The ninthplace fmi.h (out of 26 teamsand over 800 runners) turned out to bejust one of many brighlpointa for P.rk.ide. Another positive for the Rangers wu the f.ct th.t only 29 .....nda and 15 pl.ce •• eper.ted the number one and five runners onthe team. The Park.ide Invite aIeo proved to be anothar eumple aithe coDsistant improwmen t of the Rangers, not onljlin the top five. but in the team U 8 whole. Coach Lucian Ro••• nd As.i.t.nl Coach Mike Lunnow were very pleased with the performance. WWeare a very young team. many freshmann and sophomores, but we are very pleased with it," commented Ro••. "The top five and top seven have always been real close to each other. Wh.t they did today was excellent; everyone ran real well," stated Lunnow. The top five Rangers at the Parkside Invite were as follows: sophomore Greg Garland (63rd place with a lime of 00:27:09). sophomore Je ... Decker (66th place with. time of ·00:27:14). sophomore Kevin Meecn (68th with • lime of 00:27:19). freehmenn Andy Samow (72nd with. time of 00:27:28) •• nd senior Kirt Miller (78th with. time of 00:27:38). The season for the Lady Running Rangers has proven to be consistently strong. Coming off an impreeeive fU'St place fini.h .t O.hko.h. the L.dy Rangers performed very well at home. Th. fourth place finiah was about what they were looking for, as they faced a very tough Calvin College out of Michig.n (ranked in the top 3 in the entire nation) and Hope College (r.nked in the top 10 in NCAA Division III). O.hko.h i. another traditionally strong taam. a. tha L.dy Titan. .pu.aked by the Ranger. with an 11 point margin. "I think we worked really strong as a team' • • we re really pushing each other. We had 11 people under 20 minutes last week and 6 under 20 this week," commented sophomore Tracey Pope. Pope led the Ranger. with. 13th place finish and a time of 00:19:00. followed by •• nior Kelly W.t.on (14th place with. time of 00:19:07). freshmann Valerie Ni.... (25th with • time of 00:19:25), sophomore Pam Tucker (26th with. tim. of 00:19:26), and senior Jen Christianson (38th with a time of 00:19:44). The outlook for the Rangers at this point in the Beason lies not necessarily in the team placement at the next few meets, but in attitude, as the teams prepare for the regionals and the NAIA National Meet here at Parkside. The men are looking to stay healthy, positive, and consistent, as they reach the final stretch of the season, while the women are focusing on their experience, depth, and attitude to "push each other" the rest of the way. Sotttr's ttams big wttkmd &IIP.W Slaughter SIXcial to Sport. Aang,'r Aunning: Womm Win 50/50 by Melinda L. V<Ulatko The University of WisconsinParkside Women's Cross Country 'Tham countinued their winning streak as they tied for a first place finish at the Athletic North Invitational in Oshkosh. Both UWP and Hope College shared a finishing score of 50 points. Throughout the 5000 meter race, the top seven runners aggreesively claimed the second place finishing title. Then, in the fmal200 meters, the women's fiery determination paid off. With impressive sprinting fmishes and fmal passes, UWP closed the four point g.p the t.am h.d wilh Hop. Colleg•. Thi. fmi.h put UW-Parkside in a first place tie with Hope. Kelly Watson, Pam Tucker, .nd Tr.cey Pope conlinued to l••d the team to victory. With. total of 156 runners competing, all three women fmished the race in the top 10. Kelly Watson completed the course with a triumphant 6th place finish, running the course in 18 minutes and 57 seconds. Tucker end Pope battled it in with eighth end ninth place finiehee respectively. Not only did the women tie for • f>r.t place title, but they beet numerous nationally ranked team ••• well. Of the NAIA teams at the meet, Parkside def•• tad Cedarvili •• nd Olivet Nazarine. More importantly, Parkside also beat NCAA III teams as well. These teams included UW-L.Cro .... UWOshko.h. University of Chicago. and UW-StevensPoint. This proves to be a positive aspect in determining how well Parksic;ie will compete in November's national meets. Commenting on the race, Tucker .t.ted. "Ifeel th.t this race was a real confidence builder for our team because we really worked together to win another meet." RAKE UP THE SAVINGS! Mention this ad, 1st tank is on us with purchase ofa vehicle. 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STORE HOURS: M-F 9-9: SAT. 9·5 552-7121 ELMWOOD CAR CO. 554-1997 3317 DURAND AVENUE lingering memory of last years loss, motivate Parkside? Will Parkside remain undefeated? Will Parkside win even though they are underdogs? Let's hope so; a victory against Ganon would move Parkside up in rankings, possibly to number 1standings in the nation. One more victory will, if Parkside beats Ganon and goes on to nationals. Will Coach Kilp •• lill shave his head like he promised? All thaoe questions and many more will he answered in weeks to come, .tay tuned. The MaD-y Faces Of Scott Novotny Parbide'III1,ccer team remains uncW'eated in Division 2 standings. Soturday, ar,ober 9th Parkoide·. soccer teem comPf'zed against University of Mithipn, " Division 1soccer team.. In thia the It.lura of. Big Ten ochool oorlainly didn't intimid.te the highly otilIed rW·Park.ide Ranger •. Park.ide doteate<l Michig.n by d.po.iting 4 go.l. whiIo holding th.ir opponants to a shulolli. Lock of re.t didn't .top Park.ide from """"mpliehing .nother victory the following doy. Parkoida d.prived Nort:hWMtern University. victory by shulling them out 3 to 0 Sunday. October 10th. While demolishing competition from slate to etata. Park.ide will face the DlIIIlber 1 ranked NCAA Division II team • r Gauoll, Gauon is also und.fe.ted. La.t l'OIr Pukeida lo.t to G.non 3 - O. Will the ··PAUK TH~ PLA.()~~~ NIGHT in Union Square Mon. Nov. 8th •• /~rcatComedY ~- ~I~b Performer Green !lay vs. Kansas City on big screen TV Lots of Super Door Prizes . Surprises & Food/lleverage Specials Dinner at 4:30 - Comedy at 7:00 - Game Time 8:00 , ,I by Tbdd Weber. ]/utlIling Journalist osha WI.-The saying "'Ib Kencloud there is a silver .~ couldn't have been more lin_':_hla for the Running 'PPU- on Saturday. Having to :s:u. the factors of fairly fOIlhumidity, injuiry, and h~Jof tough oompetition, the • teaIIl pulled together for a ~ pJaoe finish, while the ~die'PJaoed a strong fourth. 'lb' mens season has been doaOribed os a rebuilding proceaa withpoleD.tial. Last week's fourth pJaoe finish at Oshko~h ",ud>inOd with Saturday'a nmth pIaot finieh at home may serve 8BatDrIling point in 8 positive diraOlionfor the Rangers. The man abowed great attitude and .. thuoiesm os they looked to I pIaot in the top ten, despite hi.... to oops with tough oonditioDI and mjurree. The ninthpJaoe fmish (out of 26 _ and ovar 300 runners) toroedout to bejust one of many briPt pointe for Parkside. Another poeitive for the Rangers ... the foct thet only 29 """de and 15 places eeperated thenumber one and five runoere o. the teaIIl. The Parkeide Iovil.. 1ao proved to be another IlI8DlJIIe of the ooneietant improWmeDtofthe Rangers, not onJ,in lbe top five, but in the team.a whole. Coach Lucian Rosa and Asaistant Coach Mike Lunnow were very pleased with the performance. "We are a very young team, many freehmann and sophomores, but we are very pleased with it," commented Rosa. "The top five and top seven have always been real close to each other. What they did today was excellent. everyone ran real well,': stated Lunnow. The top five Rangers at the Parkeide Invite were BS follows: sophomore Greg Garland (63rd place with a time of 00:27:09), sophomore Jesse Decker (66th place with a time of 00:27:14), sophomore Kevin Mason (68th with a time of 00:27:19), freshmann Andy Sarnow (72nd with a time of 00:27:28), and senior Kirt Miller (78th with a time of 00:27:88). The season for the Lady Running Rangers has proven to be consistently strong. Coming oft' an impressive IJ.r8t place finish at Oshkosh, the Lady Rangere performed very well at home. The fourth place fmish was about what they were looking for, BS they faced a very tough Calvin College out of Michigan (ranked in ths top 8 in the entire nation) and Hope College (ranked in the top 10 in NCAA Division III). Oshkoeh is another traditionally strong team, as the Lady Titans spueaked by the Rangers with an 11 point margin. "I think we worked really strong as a team' we re rea , 1 ' ly pushing each other. We had 11 people under 20 minuteslsst week and 6 under 20 this week," commented sophomore Tracey Pope. Pope led the Rangers with a 13th place finish and a time of 00:19:00, followed by senior Kelly Watson (14th place with a time of 00:19:07), freehmann Valerie Nieeee (25th with a time of 00:19:25), sophomore Pam Tucker (26th with a time of 00:19:26), and senior Jen Christianson (38th with a time of 00:19:44). The outlook for the Rangers at this point in the Beason lies not necessarily in the team placement at the next few meets but in attitude, as the teams ' prepare for the regionale and the NAIA National Meet here at Parkside. The men are looking to stay healthy, positive, and consistent, as they reach the final stretch of the season, while the women are focusing on their experience, depth, and attitude to "push each other" the rest of the way. Sotttr'sttlms big wttkmd &lI:ie Slaughter 8prcial to Sports Pubide'. fII-coer team remains undllialed in Division 2 standings. ilItnnIIJ, O<",her 9th Parkeide'e soccer _~;ed againet Univereity of ~ •.l Division 1soccer team. In tbillli .. i.ture ofa Big 'Thn school ..... didn't intimidate the highly *uwtW.Parbida Rangers. Parkeide Wiolir,1Iiohigen by dspoeiting 4 goale "'lIoIdiu, their opponente to a ... Lack of reet didn't stop Parkside loa -.apliahing another victory the ~day. Parke ide deprived Nariw.txn University a victory by Ibuuiorlhem out S to 0 Sunday, October lOlL WhiJe demolishing oompetition from Ilateloolate, Parkeide will face the ~~ 1 renkad NCAA Divieion II team , - .. Oanon ie also undefeated. Last 1IIrPozbide loet to Ganon 3 - O. 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STORE HOURS: M-F 9·9: SAT. 9-5 552-7121 ELMWOOD CAR CO. 554-1997 3317 DURAND AVENUE lingering memory of last years 1088, motivate Parkside? Will Parkside remain undefeated? Will Parkside win even though they are underdogs? Let'e hope so; a victory against GanoD would move Parkside up in rankinga, possibly to number 1standings in the nation. One more victory will, ifParkside beats Ganon and goes on to nationals. Will Coach Kilps still shave his head like he promised? All these questions and many more will be answered in weeks to come, stay tuned. The MaD-y Faces Of Scott NovotnJ Aangrr Aunning: Womm Win 50/50 by Melinda L. Vasatko The University of WieconsinParkside Women's CroSB Country Team countinued their winning streak as they tied for 8 first place finish st the Athletic North lnvitetional in Oshkosh. Both UWP and Hope College shared a finishing BOOreof 50 pointe. Throughout the 5000 meter race, the top seven runners aggressively claimed the second place finishing title. Then, in the f"ma1200 meters, the women's fiery determination paid off. With impressive sprinting finishes and final passes, UWP closed the four point gap the team had with Hope College. Thie finish put UW-Parkeide in a rU'St place tie with Hope. Kelly Wateon, Pam Tucker, and Tracey Pope oontinued to lead the team to victory. With a total of 156 runners competing, all three women fmished the race in the top 10. Kelly Wateon completed the course with a ··PA()K TOil PLAClln NIGHT in Union Square Mon. Nov. 8th • -I~reat Comedy F r Sl~bPerformer Green llay vs. Kansas City on big screen TV Lots of Super Door Prizes . Surprises & Food/lleverage SpeCials . t 4'30 - Comedy al 7:00 - Game Time 8:00 Dmner a . triumphant 6th place finish, running the course in 18 minutes and 57 seconds. Tucker and Pope battled it in with eighth and ninth place finishes respectively. Not only did the women tie for a fU'St place title, but they beat numerous nationally ranked. teams as welL Of the NAIA teams at the meet, Parkside defeated Cedarville and Olivet Neeerine. More importantly, Parkside also beat NCAA 1II teams as welL These teams included UW-LaCroe8e, UWOshkosh, University of Chicago, and UW·Stevens.Point. This proves to be a positive aspect in determining how well Parkeide will compete in November's national meets. Commenting on the race, Tucker stated, "I feel that this race was a real confidence builder for our team because we really worked together to win another meet." I' CLASSIFIEDS Club Events GEOLOGYis a science!Come ~~..::.::.:::.:=:_----.- "Rock"with the GeoScienceciub Ranger Spirit Squad. at noon in GRNQ118on Informationalmeetingfor the Wednesdays RangerSpiritSquad...an extended PSGA· hid· an open meeting searchI Monday,October25, 1993 IS 0 Ing . @ Noon; C.E.C.A.(canter for FridayOct 22. 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D Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 22, issue 8, October 21, 1993 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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