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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document SPORTS: College Be Professional Football Predictions pg.14 Editorial Columns Observing the steps to making sense of suPPly and demand. pg. 5-!) Parkside's Early Years: A Retrospective Look At UW-Parkside's Formative years. pg.3 I - THE NEWS September 16th, 1993 • Vol. 22 • Issue 3 PROFESSORS PAR,.ICIPA,.E IN ACADEMIC EXCRANGE WI,.R NIGERIA special to the Ranger "I am having experiences that no book can capture," says Dr. Wole Ogundele, a visiting professor from Nigeria, who is teaching a one semester course in African Literature at Parkside this fall. "I have been to the United States twice before for brief visi ts, staying in hotels, but now I am getting the real feel of the place.' "In books I can read about I palm wine drinkers," continues Dr. Leon Van Dyke, Professor of Dramatic Arts at UW-Parkside, "but in Nigeria, I could actually drink palm wine ... I can read about the talking drums which are quite famous, but when you I really experience it, it is really quite indescribable, as they sing your praises with the drum." Ogundele and Van Dyke are participants in a cultural immersion program sponsored by the United States Information Agency. Van Dyke was to be in Nigeria for two months, this summer past, teaching at Obafemi Awolowa University in Ile-Ife, a school roughly 1000 times the size of Parkside where Ogundele teaches 19th century English Literature and poetry. Despite a carefully planned program, he was only able to conduct a small workshop for advanced acting students. "The University faculty was on strike ... the actual reasons behind the strike are somewhat mysterious," states Van Dyke. Ogundele explains that it has much to do with the newly appointed Minister of Education unilaterally revoking many parts of a former agreement between faculty and the governmen t. As a resul t, "I was only able to meet with University faculty and members of a residential acting company,' Van Dyke says. "What Lee did was on his own initiative,' Ogundele I Cbalce Between Proteetlon 01 ""'ven80n against Crime and VloI8nce' alarms is that, "people may ignore these like they do car alarms,' noted Schlecht. She continued, "my best advice is to be aware of your surroundings and know how to react and avoid the situation in the first place .• When asked about spraying dye in the face of an atacker, Sgt. John Rohde, of the Kenosha Police Department, expressed concerns of legality. However, Officer Schelcht spoke with the office of the Kenosha District Attorney and was told that the product She was referring to was legal. DYEWitness Criminal Identifier is the means of protection against attack. "Although it is not a technological breakthrough it may be a novel idea,' said an employee of a local paint factory. The employee went on to say that a solvent to remove any stain from the dye could chemically be determined. Nonetheless, it would seem that an attacker marked with dyed green skin, would be at a disadvantage. Continued on page 2 IJy Marquita Hynes feature writer Raised consciousness, behavioral changes, and SItuational adaptations: are these attempts to protect oneself from an assault? Are these attempts to prevent an assault? Information abounds regarding the protection against personal assaul ts. Prevention is another matter. Staff from the Women's Center on this campus relayed their concerns in a recent interview to the Ranger. One such concern was that un til American society decides to teach nonviolence (prevention), people can only protect themselves against attacks. Protection is a marketable idea. Officer Marlene Schlecht, of the Parkside Campus Police showed this writer a box filled with items that attempt to protect a victim from an attack. The mechanisms ranged from hand held alarms to vision obstructing solvents. Schlecht said the campus police could not endorse any such product. A problem with hand held emphasizes. States Van Dyke, "My atti tude became one of learning as much as I could from the drama that was taking place around me ... I was saddened because of not meeting with students.' After a month in Nigeria, Van Dyke wa asked to leave by the American Consulate because of the decaying political situation. Despite his shortened visit, Van Dyke reports that "I feel richer for having been in Nigeria at all. • Describing his hasty departure, Van Dyke quietly says, "I was as close to a real revolution as I'd ever like to be. I was frightened sometimes, especially on the last day as we were driving to the capital.' Van Dyke remembers driving around and through burning road-blocks. He remembers feeling the heat licking at his face and arms. "I was not comfortable,' he describes in an understated tone. "I felt Dr. Leon Van Dyke with Dr. Wole Ogundele that I was in the middle of a of children, starting a mob action that could get revolution is a scary thing." worse at any time. I was on Ogundele speaks of Van Dyke's their (the students') side ... situation. "A white man is Nevertheless, seeing a road full Continued on page 2 Book Store's Fresh Image a Success Nicholas W. zahn News Editor someone collecting the books for you. The old way that we were doing it only caused longer lines, not convenience for the student.' "At first students are a little intimidated when they see that they have to find their own books. But after we give them some direction, they have a positive reaction." The advising center moved into the bookstore's old location in WLLC 107 next to the new teaching center. "There are plans to renovate so as to make the center more easily accessible to students the new location on the concourse is a plus," said Jack Elmore, director of the advising center. According to G. Gary Grace, assistant chancellor for student affairs, money will be made available in the upcoming year for those renovations. The renovations for the new bookstore area, however, were paid for completely by Follet, the company contracted to run the store. "Follet paid for all the remodeling, which ended up costing about $70,000. Though that sounds quite expensive, it's actually modest, considering the cost of masonry and labor. That doesn't include things like the shelves and furnishings ... • Grace wen t on to explain that "the bookstore's renovation is actually an anchor for remodeling of the entire coffee shop area. We're looking at upgrading food service operations. n This includes the possibility of national fast food vendors. Grace's goal is to get campus operations up to speed with students "If I had a singular goal it would be to reduce all lines on campusincluding registration.' "The campus store's new look is more professional. Students tend to like the selfservice," said Nancy Schroeder, manager of the Parkside Campus Bookstore. Schroeder is referring to the revamping of the bookstore that took place over the summer. The old bookstore located in WLLCI07 moved to WLLC Dl74 - the advising center's old location. "It was a much needed change," said Schroeder. "Very few college bookstores have RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 • I -...... __ - - - - ~... - -- SPORTS: Colleg & profi ional Fo otball Predi tions pg. 14 THE Editorial Columns Obs erving the steps to making ens e of supply and demand. pg. 5-9 P OFIISORS PAR ICI ATE I ACADI IC IXC ANOE WITB NIDIBIA Special to 1M Ranger Wa.\ to in. igena for tw 11:111111:11 le Prnullan bJ 1 la7VUht1 ff ml!'s fi al'Urt writer mo th , thi umme.r past teaching at Obafi n11 wolowa Dr. Uni er ity in De-lfi , a boo] roughly 1000 tim lhe size o Parksid wher Ogundele lt!:ache 19th cenlUT}' Engli h Literature and poetry. D . pite a carefully plann d program, he was only able to o dun a ma.I workshop for advan d acl!lng t denLS. "The 1 niv r · q1 faculty wa n 111lr.e ... th cmaJ reason beb'nd me trike are somewhat ID) t rious," tat Van Dyk,e. OgU11dele explain. that it ha much t d wh.h the ·ly appointed Milliner of Educ.atlon unildl many par of a former agreemenl ben,,·cen fa uJty d the govermn lll. i a r u lt, ~1 wai; onJy a le ro meet with ni r ity faculcy• and m mber: ofa r idential ting company,'" an Dy • "\VbaL Lee did mu on his own e initiati\\ , Ogundel _, RA EWS - YO I ak lar 'a • richatas ~ ZuJm rm, EditlJJ' 'The campu 5Lor ' nev,• look is more pro essional. tudenu tend to 1ike th elf" r ,ce," d ·an hroeder, theParbide Parkside's Early Years: A RBtrorpective Look At UW:.Pamside 's Formative years. pg. 3 NEWS 1 that I was m the middle of mob action tha c uJd get worse at any tim . I n their (the tudcn ')side ... e\·erth e1e . , full C • 3 B th RANGER NEWS, PAGE 2 SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 IIlgerla, caat.from PI.I highly visible and vulnerable to being held hostage no matter what his sympathies." he explains. "He is very conspicuous. " The civil unrest was precipitated by an election held in Nigeria on June 12, 199~. Nigeria's military leader, apparently dissatisfied with the results, has annulled the election. "It is illegal to even speak of it." claims Ogundele. "It is as if it has never happened." He chuckles and says, "The best way to respond is to laugh and regard it as a comedy." Van Dyke hastens to add, "Yet it is the lives of our friends and family which are effected ... It is a comedy with a tear in the middle of it." Ogundele's wife and three cl ildren remain in Nigeria. Vs.n Dyke sums up his hopes at: d fears: "I want a sane resolution to this mad situation and 1 fear for one ... I fear for the friends that 1 made." On August 23, Ogundele left Nigeria for his portion of the planned exchange. He spent some 20 hours in the air, flying to Chicago by way of Brazil, because there are no longer any direct flights available between Nigeria and the U.S. He says that he is not overly concerned about not being able to return. "Even if we wanted to be a totalitarian regime," he claims, "it would be impossible, because of our history and culture ... This is a government that is trying to please everyone ... They won't restrict movement." Ogundele summarizes, "As of now, I have no fear of not being able to return anytime I like." Ogundele reports that in comparison with his home, he feels fairly safe here. "We know that there is serious violence here." he says, " but the violence here is more predictable and hence more avoidable than what I am used to ... Violence in Nigeria is inimical, random, un predictable." Ogundele describes his reception at Parkside as "very satisfying." He speaks of the advantages of a small campus. "here, I was able to have lunch with the Chancellor. In Nigeria, I would have to make an appointment weeks in advance, for just a word." Asked about his initial impressions of the U.s., Ogundele responds. "Well, in Africa. we tend to know more about the U.S. than we do about ourselves .., We get almost daily reports of what is happening in the U.S. through the BBC and in our newspapers," he chuckles. Van Dyke teasingly says, "Yeah, he knows Springsteen and Dylan better than I do." Ogundele goes on, "In all seriousness, though, there so far has not been any disappointment ... The reality has not fallen short of the expectations." Ogundele, a bright, witty and personable scholar, can be found in his office or in the coffee shoppe or courtyard, chatting with students. Immersing himself in the culture of Parkside, he adds to Parkside an incisive and refreshing presence. 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Woosley, Regie Brost, Sandra Swantz, Awey Walker, Yolanda Jackson, and Brian Matsen. Advioors: Julie King, Anci"ew Mclean, Stuart Rubner, Jan Nowak, and Jt.dy Logsdon General Staff: Ginger Helgeson. Gregory Gauthier, Greg Jones, Violet Crufll)ler. MarqJita Hynes, Joe Buenker, Brain Matsen, Vanessa Woods, Julie actueter, Mike Stukel, Rick Exner, Suoan L.uepk .. , Nathan Carrillo, Vlhkas Jethwanl, Mary Dunnington, Jared ari.. le, Cory R. Rath, Derek Brown, Jeremy Haudt, Eric Tegen, Rotb Vanselow, David Fose, Marl<Lewle, Scott Gragale, We"", Christopherson, Myron Jackeon, Mike ShNel, AI Heppner, Melinda Vllllalko, Todd Rhode, Kay Sogal, Gary Smith, and J888lca PnHss. Studying Abroad Made Possible Grant Larset: is definitely "no". don't know where to apply for a :/ by I discovered during the few program; (insert your favorite "It's th . ceofa months I lived in Ireland that excuse here). Yet, regardless of , -lifettims e!"e expenen statements such as these are not th ese "reas ons" , students of _"I learned so much and had a merely advertisements for every age, racekgsr'ex, andd ~ great n.me dooimg it!" capitalistic ventures They are economic bac oun manage I • • tak t in these program _ "You have to see the place and the honest expressions of many to e par s meet the people to understand students who have had a every semester '. How they ill how beautiful the country is!" profound experience manage to J?aI:uopate IS not a JJ Are th ese su. np Iy thousands of miles . away from moyrskte,ry. It IS not even hard / overpunctuated statements their local uni~erslty. w " ~ made for the benefit of the Excuses for ignormg the On Sept. 22, UW-Parkslde s 4' rro' reign touns.t. 10dus tr'y. opportunity to study abroad ,are Cendteir for IInternatioDn'al SIP' .M Rhetoric used to sell tickets? many: I can't afford it; I don t Stu es we comes iane 0 es~, For students abroad, the answer speak a foreign language well; 1 from the University of . , Wisconsm-Madison. She will rJ give a presentation and will I" encourage discussion regarding " study abroad programs. Also in I' attendance and willing to ~ answer questions will be past ~ participants of such programs. IjIo Parkside students are welcome ,J to apply for programs throughout the UW system (of I~ which Madison offers 5~ iii' programs in ~2 countries). (!II Simply attend the meeting next II" Wednesday at noon in Moln. Ilfb. 109 to begin planning your jjll "experience of a lifetime". r-r 11- 1\ ,1 iii III I~ll! Following UW-System ." approval, declarations of III majors in French and German 111 Studies are being accepted with m. Fall 199~ at UW-Parkside. The Ii revised majors consist of a ~4 1M credit minimum for French III and 35 credi ts for German. III Interested students or those na seeking further information I should consult with Professor ((J Zepp (CA 256, 595-2~63) in l(] French or Professor Christoph Il' (CA 242, 595-2~96) in German. III ~~~ I~ Starting September 20, the ~ Parkside Student Government Organization will meet Mondays at 4:~0 in CART 129. , The student senate voted to I change the date and time from Fridays at noon. It was decided . that a longer meeting at the IC new time would allow more p students to attend and better I facilitate discussion. 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Mike Morrone, a senior studying geography, said that when in a leery situation, "I look around, I watch." He avoids areas in large cities that may be troublesome and has had, on occasion, had to present himself in an imposing manner. Jenny Punzel, a communication major, always tries to keep alert when at school in the evening. She recalled how, in her neighborhood, "walking home once I had someone fallowing me, so I just walked up to a house and acted like it was mine." It worked. Parkside senior, Stephanie Ritter relays another sentiment. Said Ri tter, "I have a really hard time with this idea of always having to be cautious. We have to go to extremes to be safe. There's no privacy left in our lives. 1 think that really hurts me more than anything else. I have to rely on others for my exercise (not jogging aloner-for my transportation. If I don't I'll partially be at fault (if assaulted). It's a difficult situation. It frustrates me and makes me angry." There are attempts to stop violence in American society. Makato State University in Mankato, Minnesota teaches classes in nonviolence. Anyone interested in more information on the subject can stop by the Women's Center. Frencb 8 German Malols Reinstated WANTED! PIGATo Meet On Mondays " ========~~~~~=---:-------------I\ RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 $ RA S llgarlll, GDaL ba• pg.I 94 Col - : Ma,y Rl!Dhle, G R. rra Jr., Reginald Sllltq1!11r, J s.oora swana. Attirey w AcMsofs: Juli J RA a '1t's th riem:e o lifelim I" a I learn d 110 much and had a gr at llme doing it! - "You have to the plareand m t the people to understand ow b utiful the cou uy · ! fb.e3-e impl' 0\-erpun tu d tatements made for che benefit of 1h foreign touri l industry? Rhetoric u ed to sell ·ck.e For stud nts abroad, Ner Mi c ell, Kl n h reiident viell.'I! ,pra b com iarabl LO th H beam inter ed th sa ¼:gas ho . by it: i pra . mark 1:able nc , t, d preli nl trim. ra! Parui e tuden th o-y pr-o ec tbemsehi; from ph ical au.act beha1.ioral chang ituational adaptatio • like Morron , enior tudying g lfrapby; said that wh n in a leer')' i tu.ation, I loo watch. H avoiru area larg ' tie lt at C"ou ble ome h had, on occasion, had lo pre t himsdf m an imp ing J nny PuT1Zel, ommunicati major: I ys alen h 11 t 1lr mpg. WANTED1 RAVEL S 11 vacatio . d J amru.ca, adre tinations I Spring land, Florida. Sun S lash ours 1-426-77 0 R #1 NEW ALL 595-2287 2 RANGER NEWS, PAGE 3 SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 CAMPUS NEW S Recollection of Parkside's Early Days A l/£/rospectrue View Of the Personal Histary of Our Great University by Greg Gauthier This is Part 2 in a series of articles commemorating Parkside 's 25th amlivmary year. By iJrillgillg its history to today's students we bring in the hope that we aU might - be better able to embody the letter and spirit of this annrumary year's motto: "Knou: the Past / Imagine theFature" As pointed out earlier, the selection of the Petrifying Springs property in Kenosha County was, at best, a last effort by the selection committee to produce a site which would, at the very least, please President Fred Harvey Harrington. At the time, that's about all that it did. In retrospect, the property was probably the best of all possible places that Parkside could have gone, few were willing to concede the fact at the time. The committee's selection of the Petrifying Springs property marked the climax of Parkside's early development. Rather than quieting the storm surrounding the selection committee's various other doomed decisions, the Petrifying Springs Park property selection raised the amplitude of public discontent to it's highest level. Indeed, many of the area's residents were anything but ready to welcome their new neighbor. In a letter of objection to the committee's plans to acquisition privately owned property, one resident lashed out at former President Harrington as valueless, comparing the decision to the "ruthlessness" of industry, and chastised the president thus: "When the schoolmaster joins with 'trade's unfailing train', he loses his identity, and reason for being." Others were less hostile, as was another local resident, who offered 16 acres of his farm adjacent to the Parkside property, and even submitted a plan to construct a swimming pool on the tract. period lingered long into it's early growth period. WIthin the soil of that fight, though, lay the seeds of a vibrant and growing Universityin the form of a master plan developed by the architectural firm of Helmut, Obata, and the structure. Greenquist Hall, the original classroom building upon which the majority of expansion has taken place, was named for Kenneth L. Greenquist, a prominent member of University of Wisconsin's Board In a process which progressed from negotiation to outright condemnation, the county finally aquired 31 contiguous properties amounting to $2. I million, which constituted the whole of the Parkside Campus. According to Parkside's own original Academic Philosophy statement "A University gains strength by relating itself to the region in which it is located." Much of this strength had been sapped by the events of the previous year-and-a-half. This process crowned a period of aggravation and acrimony, and the hostility fostered during this Kassabaum of St. Louis. They proposed a $6.5 million plan, which initially included Greenquist, and Tallent Halls. The Library Learning Center, the PhyEd Building, and the Communicatjpn Arts building were all part of the original master plan designed by Gyo Obata, a partner of the architectural firm which took the project on in 1966, specifically to "de-emphasize clearly defined stories, or floors", and to center visual attention and student activity around the Library Learning Center, intended as the hub of Volunteer Opportunilie. CLINICAL ASSISTANT for Planned Parenthood of Kenosha. Volunteer will be asked to answer telephone, maintain cross index files, work with charts and other office duties. Must have good communication skills and use professional telephone protocol., See Carol in the Volunteer Office. UMOS OF KENOSHA is requesting volunteers to become a companion for clients who have an alcohol abuse problem. Must be patient, recovering, able to be supportive and preferably, bilingual. Contact Kent Cairo at 694-1204 or the Par kside Volunteer Office. HOT UNE OPERATOR for Safe Haven in Racine. Become aware of Current community resources, develop counseling skills and learn how to react in a crisis situation. Training will begin soon. Ask for more information in the Career Center-Volunteer Office. BECOME A BIG BROTHER/BIG SISTER to children from-dysfunctional homes. Your friendship and guidance can influence someone's life. Ask for details. jERSTAD AGERHOLM MIDDLE SCHOOL IN RACINE needs help in the after school study sessions. Help out 1 afternoon per week for 1 hour. out interpersonal and tutoring skills with 6th-8th graders in a supervised study hall. Education become your station in life. Visit the Volunteer Office in the Career Center. HOSPICE ALLIANCE IS IN NEED OF DIRECT SERVICE VOLUNTEERS. An 8 session training course is being offered at the Hospice offices. Classes are conducted on Tuesday and Thursday nights from 7-9 p.m. Kenosha classes begin Sept. 28th, Burlington classes start on Oct. 19th, and Racine classes sta"' November 2nd. Prehean., students welcome. Volunteers must be 18 years old and make a 1 year commitment. Get more information in the Volunteer Office. LOCAL ELEMENTARY SCHOOLS want Parkside student volunteers. Bose Elementary School-in Kenosha and Dr. Jones Elementary in Racine are waiting for patient and enthusiastic students who can help individual children with reading, math and spelling. Call 595-2011 for an appointment. CANOE GUIDES, TICKET MANAGERS AND FOOD DISTRIBUTORS are needed for a one-time event called Harvest Fest at River Bend Nature Center in Racine on Sunday, September 19th from 12:0Q.4:00pm. See Tonya in the Volunteer Office today. Contact Carol in. the Volunteer Office, WLLC-D175 or call, 595- 2011. Visit the Volunteer Office- WLLC-D175 far mare infomuuion: of Regents (and president, at the time of his death in April, 1968). Greenquist was a vocal supporter of plans to develop a four-year university in Southeast Wisconsin. Tallent Hall was named after Bernard C. Tallent, the first director of University of Wisconsin's two year Kenosha center. Tallent ran the center for 17 years, until his death in 1965. Tallent was particularly known for his devotion to education and community service, and was awarded an Honorary Doctorate of Humane Letters in 1965. These original buildings were not large enough to handle many of the necessary requirements of the university, and several temporary structures had to be erected to bear the burden. Even more interesingly, several of the administrative and support services - including the library utilized many of the old buildings abandoned by their unfortunate owners. The Library Learning Center, which replaced makeshift temporary buildings as the reference center for the university, was not approved for construction until October of 1969, along with the plans for the PhyEd building, in the midst of a $20.3 million construction program in the 1969-1971 biennium. The library cost $7 million to construct, and the P.E. builiding was slated at $2.2 million. These two buildings were not ready for occupancy until fall of 1972, which would be the same year that Parkside was to receive it's own separate accredidation, apart from the parent facility UWMadison, from the North Central Association of Colleges, and secondary schools. The Comm Arts Building would not be ready for use until fall of 1973, and the Union, attached to the main campus, would not be available until 1976. The Physical Education Building's original plans included an extension for future growth, and was actually considered during the 1975-77 biennium, but has not been -looked at since. Next Issue: Political Activity in Patkside's "Tender" Years. Dr. Peace to Speak OR Education On September 20, at NOON, Dr. G. Earl Peace Jr., UWSystem Academic Planner in the Office of Academic Affairs, will be speaking on "Process Oriented Science Education" in Moln 0-137. While Dr. Peace was a chemistry faculty member at the College of Holy Cross, Worcester, MA, the chemistry department developed a laboratory-centered approach to the teaching of general chemistry entitled Discovery Chemistry. This approach emphasizes the connection between a theory and the supporting empirical data. New topics are first introduced in the laboratory and then discussed more fully later in lecture. The students participate in a cooperative effort in which they are partners in the learning process. The inductive nature of the laboratory format appeals to the students' sense of drama and, during the postlaboratory meeting, provides them with the opportunity to experience the meaning of discovery - that flash of understanding which draws many of us to the study of science. Campus events succeed hen published In the Ranger tel. 595-2287 7 RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-228.7 a RA - EWS laHl•cllan al Parkalda'a ,-\ ~it,y V-lffi' Ofth, Ptmmal H'mary o/Cmivmiiy · 2in m a 'cln a:nnmemcmt 1,g PadcsidR's 1Jlh am1m ary year,; B,y bringing IU histary lo toda 's students~ /Jmig • , hojJt wt all rmght ,,,, t,rttlr abu w tmhooJ tmo lRtn' f1Jld ann.ivmary ear~ ,r1otto.· Ktiow &At PasJ I lmagiu~ t Futurr• . poin d arHe. th sel ction tl1e pnng Keno h las gasp df rt election prod i te whlch ety lea Pre iden l larrin.gt.on. he I.hat' al.I tba retro pect, ro rty lhe be lo all arksid ouJd g nc, we 10 ncede th l Tb ommiUee' selectlon P trifyin prings mack d clima." Park.side' earl dei.•efopmenL Rath r qweting he to _ u.rroundiog lection commiu ' -a.nous otbeTdoom d decisiom, prings ]eel.ion rai ed amplitud p blic ont n o it' 1 el lndeed, oft e id ts wer, anythi g hut elcom thcir :11 neighbor, In l e:r f LO th committee' plaru; a.cqu· 'lion p.rivat l own d properly, oner 'd ntwhed al formtt Pr · d n -aluel • compari g decinon Lo th •ruthl " ch3.lti d Wh n oolma5ter jo.im trade•~ train'. h pr w · ch progres ed negotia ·o ouuight on emnation, finally 1 contiguo propertie amowiting 2.1 m' lion, co.a tituted wh le me Cam.pm. LO Paruid ' cadernic Philo phy tatemem ~. Univ rsity gain · e it i J ch o tbui sr:reng!.h b~en pped by Ule e,i u oftbe previo } ar- nd-a-half, proc cr wned ape ·oo of aggra....ation a.nd Lhe h tility fo :r d lhi!i riod ling red int if gr Within il r:h ugh, la}• ~eeds ,.;branl niver icy~ in pl n de\· loped ar i ectural o H I ut, Oba , Ka · baum t. otili. propo d 6. 5 Ian, initiall)' includ d Tall n L Hall TheLmraryLe.amingCent~ BuiJding, Commumcation Ar w e an of onginal m.aater th .ftrm. look. o 966,. ;pecifically ~de-emphasize defined tori . r .lloor.s , cent.er vi ual nudcnL earning Lhe Oppartunitie ASSISTA.."IT of Keno5ha oJu.nr.e r an!W r telep one. CTOM · dex f:tles, w:ith chan, otb er duues, hare oommun.ication kilb and we pro.fi · onal te1ephone protocol.. caro1 Offic, . L'MOS Of KENOSHA. r u.esting olun lo compan.i on tlien ha\•e abw.e he patJ.ent, reco-.,rering. upportive and pr ferably, bilingual. Contac: a 694-1204 th Parbid Volunteer Offic . LINE f. r Sare Ha11 n llacin . a CWT nt . ommuni resource , d op counseling kills and learn how lo :,eatt in a cruis situation. Training will gm so n. mor Care r Volunteer Offic . BECO~i!E BROTHER/IUG SISTER to children from d),sfun tion.al h rne. Vj u fri ndship guidanc inOuence om one' life for detail . ]ERST.AD AGERHOU.1 need h lp c.hool tudy 5iom. l 'Cc Try your in erper on.al ~kills 8 h grad r upervi.sed rudy hall, Ed ucat.i n may }'Our talion lifi , Vi 't VoJunt er Volun tee~ mWil be I 8 yean ld andma ear com.mibnen.L hlunteer Offi . CmitlUI 'n 111l' \-blunt • Of/fo , \Vl.LC-Dl '7J ur caU. 595- 2011. tsit w \" !O 'Uf' Oj]iJ:, - WLLCDJ 'Jj /M more irifurmalion. EPTEMBER 993 NEWS Reg n presid l, ofhi!I de.alb m A: ·1, 968). Gree q tmL ~ ,·oca.I ~uppOTter o plaru Lo d - · lo (our-1 ar un h•eni l}' Sou.theru;L Woconsi.n. Tall.en H II was afte Hernan:! 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Prior to admission, students with disabilities are encouraged to schedule an appointment with an admissions officer and the coordinator for students with disabilities (as for now, Renee' Sartin Kirby). Note that students with physical disabilities are also encouraged to contact Student Health Services for support, not only those with a mental impairment. Students with disabilities, admitted to the UW-Parkside are further encouraged to take advantage of services offered to them under Section 504 of the Rehabilitation Act of 1973, and the Americans with Disabilities Act ofI990. Accommodations available to students with disabilities include. but are not limited to: taped textbooks; enlarged materials; preferential seating; alternate format (black/white copy); taped tests; extended time; distraction free environment; computer assistance; braille materials; and note taker services. Eligibility for such services include a form of records and/ or evaluations from a physician, psychiatrist, psychologist, or a licensed diagnostician. The academic support group for students with disabilities will . be meeting in CART 143, Wednesdays from 12:00 to 12:50. On September 29th, the planned topic is, "Is Time Manageable?" Followed on October 27th, addressing, "How Can I Get What I Want and Need?" As the semester comes to a dose, November 17th, the issue at hand is. "Is There a Better Wayto Prepare for Exams?" For more information about this support group, contact Renee' Sartin Kirby in WLLC D175, 595-2610. For further references, the Office of Admissions is MOLN Dill, 595-2355 and Student Health Services is MOLN DI15, 595- 2366. Captain Goon \Jo\J! \ ?ll.Clr(SSO~ 'Z..E(,51-11"\\"" ~OLl'£.L. A (" E:tJIUS! ':IOu'VE. t/I~t>(, l'\E \N~IS,al..(,\ \ I CAREER PLANNING GROUPS FOR STUDENTS STRUGGLING WITH CAREER/MAJOR DECISIONS SIGN UP NOW--GROUP SIZE AND SPACE IS LIMITED! 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STARTING SEPTEMBER 2 7TH FOR MORE INFORMATION OR THE CAREER CENTER WLLC D175 595-2452 , RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 R Uni malty 0111118 l•vlcasta Ula Dlsalllad In Loday' gro"'ing society, indi 'idual · ""''ith disabtli Ii offi r a u.bstantial tatistic for Lhe ahed w rld) U of. rtunatel , I.he ar fre negl cted by barriers created pr~judice , t:er type , feara, d ignorana of hi on rn heir lrue disability, This maguidan an with facu undentanding, and n , Alo g Renee• Sar · {coordinat r of tudenu rith disabili ·es}, ruppor studen d15.ahihti is being cofacilitated Cheryl Moncgomery and Sonya Rhu el to take lhe fi Prior to admi ion, t1tude with disabiliti art! encouraged to hedui~ appointmen "'iirh an adrni.Mio officer and the coordma or fOI" t.ud nt!i with diia di ti (as for now, enee' Sartin Kirby). ote that students Ii.th ph kal disabititie ar also n ouraged o conra.ct tuden ti e for upport, not only th wi lh a mental impairment. tuden with disabilities, admitted to the iW-Par kl id are further en cou d to take ad :aotage of seni . offered to them under nion 504 of the Rehabili tion Act o 197!<, and the erican whh Disabilitie Ac of 990. . ccommodation av.ti bl to tudencs wnh disabm i mdude, to: taped t .·tboo ; enlarged materials; preferen tw a.ting; alternate for al w 1itc c py}: taped te ts: exte ded t1 m ; di ractmn free 1.:0\1 onment: compul r a~1 tance; bra.ill materials; no takr.r St.-n1ce . Eligibin · f r ch se ·ca 1nd11de a form of records and/ or e,•idu tion. from a physman. psychiatri 1., p:; ch logist. or a li en d diagno ncian. Th· academic upportgroup or mden~ 'li\,ith di · .biliti will be meeting in CART I 3, W dn , da from 12:00 to 12:50. On September 29th, lbe planned t pk 15,, ·J un . ianageabler Followed OcLOber 27th, addressing, "How Can l Get Whal I • t d . eed?" R s "-t'\ ? "::tou. c.w i"c.t ME:! I I PLAN ING FO MAJOR START G TO REGISTER CONTACT: WllC 0175 2452 I ,,.,.,, WS YOUR# BER 16 199 'j)i2,.crES~ Z.E: E:.sl-\~\~I yo :tr. A. C!,t 1u. ! ldoll'vt ~"N:. 1"'\E. \tJ\h StS E. ~ r __ ,-·.N-G-E-R-N-E-W-S-,-P-A-G-E-5----- ----.:S:..:E:.P:n..T~=RE.1=6M, 1993 DBSERVA710NS ....o.ords G.J. Nelso... defense. Baloney, on both counts. If one keeps a hand weapon properly in a house. You keep it in a locked place and unloaded. Ifyou did have and intruder in your house, by the time you got the weapon ready to go, the intruder would most likely have the upper hand on you. Ifyou keep a hand weapon unlocked and loaded thinking, "My kid will police officer. I have yet to meet a police person not in favor of handgun control. There is no reason, NONE, for a civilian to have a assault weapon, Those weapons are designed to do one thing very well. Kill people! The tragedies that have happened all over the country with regards to these kinds of weapons are appalling. It is only by God's grace that a disaster concerning automatic weapons was recently averted here in Kenosha at a local McDonald's. To the argument that criminals will always be able to get guns: true, but a lot more killings would be averted with control than without it. II we must have access to handguns than why not have state-run armories. In the Navy, if! wan ted to own a personal weapon, I was required to check it in and out of the armory. Why not the same in civilian life? Lastly. people are required to obtain license to drive, to fly, to teach. to practice law. Why not a requirement to show that you have been properly trained with a weapon before being allowed to obtain one? At least it would help. This week I would like to comment on two words. These two words are guaranteed to create controversy. The two words are ( Rush Limbaugh,just kidding) gun control. More specifically, hand gun and assault weapon con trol. The Second Amendment to the Constitution talks about the need of a well armed militia being necessary, the right of people to keep and bear arms shall not be abridged. This amendment has never been read into the 14th amendment by use of the due process or equal rights clauses, The Supreme Court has rarely ruled on the second amendment. As a conservative I nonetheless believe that the second amendment at the lest pertains to shoulder weapons (shotguns and rifles) only. I am more persuaded that a well-armed militia refers to the military or police and that civilian ownership of weapons can be regulated. The argumen t in favor of uncontrolled access to hand guns and, to a lesser extent, automatic weapons is for self Vignelles by Cal the bastard semi-colon; being born of legitimate punctuational parents; the period and the comma semicolons are half one and half the other;and therefore half useless; or at least half assed; and have added at least half wrong to the punctuation of this misarable little critique. Out; Damned Spot! C.J. Nelson Havingjust finished my entrance exams ; I realized that there is a vast disparity in the waysentences are to be puncuated. I have a particular problem;maybe have it.tool It comes down to the way I was taught; if two disparate thoughts are joined into a single sentence; by means of a semi-colon; aren't they complete enough thoughts to desereve there period,exclamation point.or question mark? 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It was finally announced that the PLO and Israel both formally recognize each other. This step is an important one in world history, if it is a start of a journey of true peace. The twentieth century is one which has been defined by war and violence. It is encouraging to see people of different cultures trying to overcome their differences to keep the peace. I remember watching an episode of Head of the Class on year when the class was given an assignment to report the news twenty years from now. The overly pompous Alan talked about many unlikely events, mentioned that the Israeli/Palestine team looked promising to win the gold in track and field. At the time it was funny. Now it seems that there migh t be a chance that in twenty years Israelis and Palestines might actually find they have more in common wi th one another. War is a great deal like alcoholism, you first have to admit you have a problem. From there you have to work on staying sober, one day at a time. I can only hope that the mid-east can remain sober after nearly thirty years of unrelenting hostility. The differences between these two cultures are centuries old,which means that a secure peace isn't going to be a certain ty overnight. It will take a great deal of work, dedication, understanding and patience. The longest journey begins with a single step. Let us hope that its a long and fruitful journey. . .:.•.... -':'.;; --- . 595-228Z by George Harris.Ir. In recent years. some people have been invoking the name of McCarthyism to silence conservatives. We are taught that McCarthyism, at its height, was the ultimate evil that government can perpetrate on its citizens. I shall bring to your attention an overlooked chapter in American History. The fairness doctrine, which came into being during the 19110'sand lasted until the early 1980's, was used during the Kennedy/Johnson administrations to monitor right wing broadcasts - whether they were extremist or not. Under this rule. a radio station can lose its license to broadcast if enough people object to its programming. Many times it became a way to legally censor unwanted free speech. Here is an example of how the fairness doctrine would work: WAYChires me to be a conservative talkshow host. I become very popular and very controversal. A group of disgruntled liberals, for example, can petition the radio station, when their licence goes for renewal, to either get me off the air or balanced with other hosts who have a differing view point. The most liberal among us can not defend what the government of the sixties did. The government basically dictated who should get to speak out and who didn't. The fairness doctrine is silently being proposed by liberals, like George Harris,fr. Barbara Boxer of California, who are concerned about the popularity of conservatives on the radio. They feel that it isn't fair that a guy like Rush Limbaugh reaches millions of people while they are left in the cold. 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W, Wtlmot, Wi 53192 or Monday- Friday, 8 am-6 pm at 8338 Washington Ave., Suite 105, Racine, Wi 53406. (Conveniently located next to Ensenada's Restaurant.) I!y Vanessa Woods Envigion that there are two haIlds of two males. One hand iswhite and one hand is black and they are handcuffed. Whicb is the captor or which one could be a criminal? Benetton's Parisian agency, Eldorado crafted the picture. This past summer, I completed research for an Indepent Study Communication course. I realized how numb I had become over my short lived years to propaganda (advertising) and how it exploits and neglects people of color. Racism is a major . drawback in advertising. There are roles ads play in our country's racial unrest and consumer marketing. Racism in advertising means a negative message conveyed to people of color from the media promoting the idea that they are inferior. Therefore, the media implies or suggests to non-whites that they have an obligation or right to distort the images of people of color at will. First, ironically there not only is the presence of racism in ads, but the lack of people of color as well. Negativity in portrayal creates hostility for all people of color. However, Ward remarks, "The absence of blacks in advertising, more than stereotyping, makes black people irate about their situation and status," said Marilyn Kern-Foxworth, a journalism professor at Texas A&M University who is writing a book on the history of blacks in advertsing" (35) . SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 conjures up all the negative directors. Ads produced within Cosmopolitan and Vanity Fair. stereotypes. (52) the last few years support this There were many stereotypes Then, there is the aspect of concept. This idea goes with and much lacking in the the niche ads. Niche ads are the female characters that presence of any person of color. when producers engage in a promote supplies who have In conclusion, long ignored strategy that continues to found younger looking skin in by white merchants and market consumers in a certain a bottle, fast relief from manufacturers, Black area specifically to protect their headaches, or a really great consumers are now estimated assets whether or not it is at the gum(19). What about the to have, in aggregate, more expense of the consumers. darker sisters? This kind of than $270 billion worth of There are cigarette, alcohol, racism has played a role for the buying power, according to and sneaker niche ads, but last half century. Lena Horne, statistics provided by Andrew sneakers are the biggest Dorothy Dandridge and Brimmer & Associates a problem of all. Predominantly Diahann Carroll became the Washington, D.C., consulting white companies are using first black sex symbols accepted and marketing firm ("Black black stars to promote more bywhites. Now we have Consumer 60"). It's all a than a hundred bi11ion dollars a Vanessa Williams, Sade,Jasmine matter of supply and demand. year in ghettos for sneakers. Guy and many others in music People of color do have the The sneakers are retailed for videos and movies. To my option to buy or take their $50-$70 and generally worn dismay, the presence of other money elsewere.All people of between two and five weeks just ethnic groups in ads especially color are making tiny steps to make a fashion statement. Native-Americans are almost forward in the market because Then the person replaces the non-existent. they have a significant amount sneakers with a totally new Next, there is the aspect of of buying power. People of model. According to Nike consumer marketing. color want quality products, so figures, Leo shows black males According to Fischer, Hispanics eventually their needs have to ages 1~24 all applied in the (62%) buy the same food, be met. The U.S. largely 9.8% of the 10.3 billion' beverage and household item depends on a wealthy economy annually for shoes (20) . brands on a regular basis while to be a viable nation-state. Companies heavily market $150 only 35% will be lured away by America needs money to shoes at the expense of those a sale, Miami-based Market provide for things like military who can't afford them. The Segment Research found. defense, government spending media is encouraging the Asian-Aericans are almost as and foreign trade. This is why compulsive obsession with likely to buy a sale item as a the consumer market is so shoes. familiar brand (45%each). Ag important right down to the Yet another issue has risen for African-Americans, 54% last dollar. America truly but this time it's distinctively said they consistently buy the wouldn't be what it is today if it cast at black women. Brown same brands and 41% buy wasn't for its democracy and states the light-skinned black what's on sale(6). capitalism and the thanks is due woman is the most common Some of the magazine's ads I to the people and that includes black woman in visual media found most offensive were all its citizens of color. and the preference of many arAt!!!!!~N.~ew!!!!swe!!!!e~k,!!Good;!!!!!!!!!Iwus!!!!!!!!ekeefri!!i!!!·'~Ig~ani!!!!d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!c!!!!on~Lon page 8 Vanessa Woods Next, Clarence Smith, president of Essence, a magazine targeted to black women was invited to preview a group of ads accompanied with other Essence staff members. Benetton buys a lot of pages from Essence magazine. However, one of the eight ads did not pass. Benetton's Parisian agency shot photos of a racially mixed rowing crew and a white teacher tutoring a black child. Smith pointed out the pictures has a natural, equal and beautiful approach about them. A handcuff photo was even acceptable. Yet a portrait of a topless black woman nursing a white child was not acceptable. Generation of black women were forced to nurse white children while their own went hungry. Smith thought the picture was an anathema to blacks because it • Paid holidays • Paid training "A fantastic place to wort< and live" CHARGE! ffia= New. lower Interest rate! Get convenient credit with ECU MasterCard or VISA 13.8% APR with a $5 annual fee and 2541y grace period! Serving oil UWPar/csfde employees ond students. 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Thi id . goo "'i.th and mu h lacking in Lhe hand of ·o male · O e and Marilyn lu:rn·Foxwort.h, a th niche ads. iche ad ar the femal. c.haracte II tba preM."nce of pe 50 of lor. is white and on hand is black j our ism profes or al exas when produ!i:er mgag in a promote mppli who ha rn conclusion, ong ignored and t.bey are handcuffi d. A&M Univer • 'who is writing a trat gy lb.at continu~& to found youn er looking kin in by whlte mer hams and Which i the captor or which book. n tl e hi tory of blacks in market con umers in a c rtain boul , fast r lief from manufacture , Black one could be a cruninal? advertsiogn(!5) , area spoci.fically m protect their headache.s, o a really great co mer are no e timal d Belletton' Parisian agency, a.MeU wheth r or nor it u at the gum{ 19). What about e to have, in a.ggr te. mor £Idorado crafted th picm.r • ex.pen e of the con ume:rs. dark:er · u : This kind f than 70 illion wonb of This past summ r. f There are cigarette, alcohol, raci m has played ro}e for the buying JXJWer, a ordmg w coinpleted raearch fo an and n le.er niche aw, bu ,t hut half century. Lena Home, r.a · ti prmoided by uirew ln.depenl tu<ty m ak.en arc th~ big e t Dorothy Dandridg and Brimmer & oci.al.J a eommunication coune. Vanena Woods prohlem fall. Predo:minant..ly Diahann Can-oU became the Washington, D.C., consulting rtalized how numb had wlut..e companie~ are wing fin · blac sex symbol a...cc.epted and marketing Iirm c•Bfa l)ee()ID ai.· r my shon )iv d black. tan prQm.oi.e more by whi Now we ha: e Coruurne.- 60~) , It's, all yem to p opaganda ext, Clarence mi , than a hundred billion dollan a Va.new Williams, Sad • Jamune m ttf'r of upply and d em , . (adver'li!ing) and how iL p · eudenl of~. a magazine y ar i ghet for meat.em.. Guy and trumy oth in mu.sic Peop e of col r do ha e th exploiu and n gl H ~o le of rar~trd to blacll 1omen W2.!l The mealu:n are retail d for "id and m0\lle11. To ,ny option to buy or take etr color. Racimi iu major inv:i.Cc d top mew a group, of -,o- 70 and g nenilly wo:r di may, the pre ence of othCT money uewere.All people of (lra~·back. in m·ertrnng. Th re ads a companied with other bet'!-t.een two and fiv wee-kl ·u t ethnic groups in ad · specially color are malun tiny p. are role ad: playm out &s.tnustaITmembera. to ak.e a fa hion r.at@mmt. ~ ati~ American ar-,ea1most forward in the market becau e w11Dtry' racial unre and Benetton buys a lot of page11 TheP t.he pen.on replaces the non..e,ti_stent. l.h ha -ea cignificam amounl coosumer marke · ng, from &snu:e magazi e. , ea~n with a totally new ext. there i the aspecl of of bU}'lng powe:r. Pe pie of Raci&m in adverti 'ng means However, one of th eight ru model According to ike con um.tt marketing. colo wanl quali woduca, negative message c nveyed to did not pa . Ben tton' figure Leo shows black mal According to FiK.her, Hispamc et· ntuaU, tbe1r n ed b.wc to people o c.olo:r from th media Parisian age ty b t photos ofa: ages 18-2 an app1i din the (62%) buy the sam food, b meL The U .. largely promoting the idea tha[ they racially m · ed rowing crew and 9.8$ f l:h e l0.8 billion be\ erage and homehoJd item depend on weal y e onomy are inferior. Therefor~, the a white teacher tutoring a black an ually for hoe (20). branw on a regular b.lli hil to be a ~i· ble nation-stat . media implif's or Uigg to child. Smith pointed out the Compani · heavily market 150 only 5% wi l be Jured away b)· Am rica a~ch money to 11.on-white8 I.hat they ha\•e an pic.tur h a. narural, equal shoes at th expert e of th e a sale, Miami-based arke provide for things like miluar • oblig· tion or right to di tort and beautiful approach bout who can't o d them. h Segmen Re&eatthfound. defense, gO\· mmenl spendin the images of people of color at them. • handcuff photo was media i encouraging the • ·an-Aericans ate ahno. t and foreign uad . TI.ti I why will. en ccep1ahle. li a .Portrait compubive bie:ssion 'th 1.ikeiy to buy we item rui a Lbe con wnt::r marke 1 Fir: t. ironically here not of a to leg black woman .!hoe . familiar brand (45%ea ) . importam righ n to the on.Jyi tbep:re nc ofrarim uringa"'•hitechildwasnoL Yetanothe.rissuehasri n for rican.aA.merican -4% lastdoUa:r, Am ricatruly in d , bu the lac of people of acceptabJ . Generation of but t i time iI'll distinctiv y said ey con iltent:ly uy the wouldn't be wh tit i today if il color as wi ll. egat.M.I.}' in black wom n were forced to cast al black. worn en. Brown same brands and 41 % buy wa n 'l for iu democra an portrayal create hostility for all nurse white c hildren while lh ir slate th light kinned bl ck hat'tt on sale(fi). c pitalis:m and h wan· i du people of color. However, own went h ungry. 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Servfng ,rll UW Parladde employees and tudents.. [!«IIA I Tallent all Rm. 286 595-2 50 9:30-4:00 Al l£NTION STUDENTS: I SPECIAL ANNOUN·CEME T C anceUor' "Drop•ln' Offl ours for W dnesd i, Sept. 22 d will be c. ang d o onday, Sept. Z , 3:30 p. • 5:00 p.m. lbe o nal day &. 01115 of: 3:30 p.m. - 5•00 p.m. lvery Wednesd J wlll then re e IN.ck to Its orlpaal edule In WLLC 353 TIMnlifou LL 595-2287 RANGER NEWS, PAGE 8 & SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 EYE on the EDGE !Jy Steven Moore editor-illrchkJ Mycolumn, Eye on the Edge, will attempt to explore several controversial issues in an effort to stimulate thought and discussion. Whenever you .... -ee or disagree with my views, 1:o\~~1Ieyxpress yourself with a "-<el~l.-to the Editor. ihave noticed a sensitive issue still lingering in our consciousness todaycommonly called The Battle of the Sexes. Some people continue to debate the subject with misunderstandings and preconceptions about men and women. Bookstores try to offer answers by loading shelves with variations on the same themes-women's guides to understanding men and the complete guide to understanding the female gender. Talk shows like The Oprah Winfrey Show also try desperately to offer answers to this "heated" issue. I get extremely agitated, especially when I read or hear that "men will always do that" or "women will always be that way." I work at Wal-mart as an Electronics Associate, and I often notice silly squabbles between couples. As I was selling a VCR to a couple, I laughed as I noticed their use of common stereotypes. The man stated, "Oh honey, keep quiet ...you know that women are not electronically inclined," and the woman looked across at him and said, "men think they know everything." At first this seemed funny, but the expressions on their faces revealed something tragic about their relationship. They continued their back and forth exchange of harsh and cruel statements. It's disappointing to see how petty arguments can split a couple apart. Most of these disputes are largely due to how society has programmed us about men and women. We need to tear down these barriers, and eliminate the misconceptions about the sexes. James Thurber once said, "The wife who keeps saying, 'Isn't that just like a man?' and the hushand who keeps saying 'Oh well, you know how women are,' are likely to grow farther and farther apart through the years." lapply 8 .... and, cont. from pg. 7 I hope this will give all the people the incentive to contact the television networks, consumer product companies or even your local restaurant to give constructive criticism and compliments when thy are due. To see is to believe. Here are the sources I used for my study. One can find them at the Racine library. Amiel, Barbara. "Through the Lenses of Gender and Ethnicity." Maclean's 27 May 1991:15. Brown, Clinton J. ·Which Black is Beautiful?" Advertising Age I Feb. 1993; 19. "Inventing the Black Consumer Market." Ebony Nov. 1992:1. Fisher, Christy. "Minority Shops Hinge Sell on Specialty." Advertising Age 1Jul. 1991:18 "Poll: Hispanics Stick to Brand ..Asian Americans Shop For Good Price, and African Americans look for quality." advertising Age 15 Feb. 1993; 6 Leo,John. "The Well-Heeled Drag Runner." U.S. News 30 Apr. 1990;20 Phillips, Carol. "Data Cap" Wall Street Journal 19 Feb. 1993 R18. Rodkin, Dennis. "How Colorful Can Ads Get?" Mother jonesjan 1990;52. Ward, Adrienne. "What Role do Ads Play in Racial Tension?" Advertising Age 10 Aug. 1992:14. 1Letlefs to QJe qebitOf Dear Mr. Moore; I would like to rectify the optical illusion that Jeffery Weniger was trying to create in his most recent article in the Ranger. He stated that he •...Iived through the seventies once ... ., Well, I'm sorry to say, that if it happened allover again (the seventies), it would be the first time he could remember. Jeffery is trying to create the impression that he is a veteran, experienced writer who has seen more of the world than his fellow "fresh out of high school" students. 1 know for a fact that Jeffery is at least two years younger than myself, with me being twenty-two. Even I don't really remember the seventies except from what I see in family pictures and a few debilitating flashbacks of the hideous clothes my mother dressed me in when I was a child ...a very young child. Kids born in the late seventies spent most of that decade in diapers. Bythe time most kids born in the early to mid-seventies have memories they recall vividly,those memories occured in the eighties. Stuff like Blondie and roller skating at the local rink. Those year we can saywe lived through. And personally, the thought of going through that again terrifies me more than the seventies ever could I And by the way, bell bottoms were out offashion in the first few years of 1970. My ·70's" expert says that when she married in 1975, all that was left of bell bottoms was a slight flare in the in the hemline. Bell bottom belonged to the sixties. I hope you don't say that you lived through that decade also! The next fashion to become extinct was the "young yuppie in the business suit"look. Before you attempt to insult a lifestyle you have not truly experienced. as you say you have, why not talk to those that have. There are plenty of people who would be willing to oblige you. You may find that it wasn't as bad as you "remembered ." p.s. We the readers would love to see a photo of you in 1970 so we can approximate your agel Sincerely, Brigitte Hauser Dear Mr. Moore: I wish to reply to Brian Matsen, author of "The Silent Cry-A Christian Perspective." During the 1992/'93 school year, Mr. Matsen's writings appeared regularly in the Ranger- News. While 1 found his ideas to be somewhat unorthodox and radical, I was able to dismiss them as simply over-zealous. Now, however, Mr. Matsen has gone too far. In calling himself a "voice for the mainstream Christian population," he has taken a great deal too much upon himself. I consider myself a Christian; however, I would never allow Brian Matsen to be my "voice." While I believe that Mr. Matsen may have the right ideacertainly it is good to be a Christian and to share those beliefs with others-he does not or cannot communicate those ideas effectively. I feel safe in saying that I, and probably the majority of this campus (Christians and non- Christians alike), find his articles extremely offensive. The Lord does not want us to point fingers or pass judgement on others. Instead, he asks us to "Co and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit (Matthew 28:19)." Instead of following this command, Mr. Matsen's method of sharing his faith appears to involve simply spewing rhetoric and misinterpreted Bible passages. The Bible can be interpreted any way that anyone chooses; even Satan can quote the Bible (see Matthew 4:1-10 and Luke 4:1-13). As they read now, Mr. Matsen's articles are confusing, non-sensical gibberish; people are being turned away from Christianity, rather than to it. Remember, we must "open men's eyes, not tear them out." Until you can get off of your soap box and have a reasonable Christian discussion of your beliefs, Mr. Matsen, please do not presume to call yourself a Christian voice. A Concerned Christian, Traci A. Kitelinger Dear Mr. Moore: I too am one of the many students who have viewed the new Ranger format and like it. However, all of the fancy prin t styles and pictures do not seem to override the fact that the Rang",' has changed drastically in content - I'm not sure it's for the better. I recall when reading the Ranger-consisted of pertinent student news. Things that were important regarding students directly, not the political games being played while discussions of religion, upward mobility, and abortion are being discussed. My original concern is that, while the new- Chancellor is very irn portan t to our student lives, the publishing of his complete speech may have been a bit overboard. I personally hope that all will go well, and I welcome Chancellor Stockwell to the position with open arms. However, as a student who has been burned one too many times by all of the "great expectations," I just wonder how much of the promises will really come true. My advice to the Ranger is simply cut down on the overpowering publicity. Students will come to a Chancellor who is willing to listen to students, not to a man who is overpublicized. Finally, my greatest disappointment with the new Ranger is a pair of articles regarding religion. I have never been so appalled as I was when the rash generalizations of Christianity were made. Furthermore, my anger was intensified when I saw the same author's article about abortion. A man who uses nothing other than biblical references to attempt to support his weak, colored view of abortion should be taken out and shot. What person ever gave him the power of authority of the effects of abortion. Granted, I believe that every individual should be allowed his or her own opinion of what is right regarding abortion however, when writing this opinion, state that it is only an opinion. As a woman who stands strong and proud behind the Pro-Choice view point, I really wonder how he can sleep at night knowing that not only does he think that by writing this article he has the authority to tell me what to do with my body, but that his view was accepted by the Parkside student body. WRONGI I ! Things are deftnitely changing at the new Ranger. Now, let's take the time to change them for the better or ALL students on campus, not just the ones who have a column in the Ranger. Thank you. RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 7 R S, b_j Siet't:'11 MWl't ed.itor--iu-cl:iif 2: -l. BER 16 th d Ethnicit .9 r. Ad. Pl. Ra al 1Letters ta <!ellitor Dear Mr., re: r would Ii e to rectify the optical ill i n th.at Jeffery , 'emger rrvu1g to cre te in b1 mo t rec.enc article m t.he Rm , He tated tha l he ~ .. .livr-d through the a·e a one ~ W ll, rm sorr)' lo say. t.ha.1 t l bapp n(:d al] over again (d1 . •entie,), it would be lhe first nm he ould remember. efle ts lr i.ng LO c ace the tmpr ·s · n that h i \'eteran, expen a ed writer who ha., more of tlu~world Lhan bi fellov,,r ~fresh out of higl hooi~. tud n . know For a fact thatje ry 1 atleas twn y r }'ounger t.han m elf, w1tb mt" bei g Mem:y•two. E ·en I don' r 11)' remember the e\'enrie e -cept from bat 1 see in family icture and a few debih ·ng f1a3hbac of the hideorn clothes mother dre sed m hen child ... a ,·ery young chtld. Kid! born in he late ·¥en lies .pen m f of thac decade in du.pers. By the um mo l kids born in th arly mid eutie ha,e memolie th ·yre(.'..3.\1 i\idly, lhose mexn rie~ ocrured inc rely, Brigitte Hau er D ar tr. Mo r •: ear r. Moor ; ucemed Christian, Traci Kitcling r Thank ou. 7 'ifANGER NEWS, PAGE 9 "Someone you can tell everything to and someone who is with you during good and bad times" SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 ,.he Greal Gambling ftaseo of 1113 Gabe Kluka "Viva las Vegas" -Elvis Presley "Hit Me." -Isabella Rosellini in Blue Velvet "Andy, we should get the hell out of here 'cause we're broke." -Me Three weeks ago, Andrew Patch and I decided to take a little trip up to the Oneida Casino in Green Bay to try and win a big pile of money. Itwas a trip that was inspired by a monetary thrashing we both took a week earlier, while betting on dogs running in circles. Oddly enough, gambling out of spite does not seem to be the wise thing to do. After work, at about 5;30, Andy picked me up at my house in Racine, and on the night before school started, we started out on a trip that I was sure would only take two hours. We also figured out that we didn't know the directions to the casino, but we saw a sign in Milwaukee, and figured that we should easily be able to find our way. Our plan was to speed 'up to Green Bay, gamble until ten, and then be back at home by midnight counting our fortunes. So, with three dumb assumptions under our belt, we headed off into the north woods. Two and a half hours later Patch and I were at a Citgo station somewhere in Green Bay asking directions; we had apparently taken quite a large wrong turn, but fortunately we were back on track and standing in awe of the Oneida Casino about fifteen minutes later. The Oneida Casino is essentially a large pole barn with a lot of slot machines, Blackjack tables and Bingo seats. There are a lot of flashing lights, but not much in the way of wall decorations. We wandered through the forest of one arm bandits, and found two seats at a Blackjack table. The game of Blackjack is relatively simple, even odds game of cards that moves very quickly, which is why it is so popular with gamblers. I am sure that the majority of you out there in Parkside land have played it so I won't go into the gory details. I do wish that someone had gone over the gory details with me, because my wallet began bleeding at a rapid pace as soon as I sat down and started to play. As I was losing more and more money, Patch seemed to be winning, and was at one point about fifteen dollars ahead. Now this may not sound like a lot of money, but when you are down forty, it is flfty five bucks away from where you are. Fortunately for my ego, the dealer put together a remarkable string of hands that included back to back "Someone who you can trust to stand behind you." Blackjacks, a three seven twenty one, and a seven card twenty, to put Mister Patch's money in the same crapper mine went down. At about ten thirty, we had taken enough abuse and walked away from the table shaking our heads at the brilliance of our plan to gain a fortune, or at least the price of one book. However, I had not quite had enough, and in a desperate act, I got about five bucks in quarters, and threw it into a slot machine. Well, oddly enough, I won back about half the money I lost ( I am being an optimist). so I only threw about twenty-six bucks away. At about twelve thirty, Andy and I stopped in the "SuperSaver" in Port Washington to get some food, and some caffeine, so that we would stay wide awake for the ride home. We browsed through the health food, and picked up a bag of Ruffles, some "Garlic Toasties", and a twelve pack of Diet Pepsi. This little stop started a conversation that basically went like this until we got back to Racine; "Gabe, we suck at gambling." "Yeswe do Andy" "This was a dumb idea Gabe, probably dumber than going to the dog track last week." "Yesit was Andy; it was definitely dumber than going to the dog track last week." "We're stupid Gabe." 'Yes Andy, we are." "Someone who doesn't tell your business to your parents!" Wendy Orlowski (Benlor/art education) Wendy M. Wise Ounlor/soclology) "Someone you can share many secrets with and not have to worry about finding out those secrets" "A person you can talk openly with and who you can trust wholeheartedly." Joshua Bruschuk (8ophomorelpr.med) Craig Rebro Ounlor/communlcatlon) "Someone who's always there when the going gets tough." Deborah Morgan (senior/psychOlogy) RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 PAGE 9 OFFICIAL QUOTE . OR THE DAY by Raymond G. w·ggins Grap ic Designe fo 1h19' R~~ "Cope witli it. " Teri Jacobsen "'Someone you can tell everything 10 and someone w o is with you during good a d ba times'' E P T EMBER 16, l 93 ha Gr• at Iambi I sea • 111 3 "'Vi,-\'a la egas" -ElVl!i Pr q• Hi Me." •I be'lla Rmellini i.n Biue Vel 'el ~Andy, we should ge the hell out of her 'c:au · w 'n: broke." •Me Three weeks ago. Andrew Patch and decided to take a little trip up to he On ida ~mo in Green Bay to try and wm a ig pi1 f money. t, a trip that was lll pired by a monetary t.h.rashing both LOok a ee · earlier, while be ting n dog, numing in circ1a Oddly nough, gambling oul f pite doc noL seem to b th wi thing t do. After work, at about 5:30. Andypic d me p tmy hou in Racine, and on t.he night before chool t.arr d, we started ou on trip I.hat 1 was !'iure wo · ld on.I take two hours. 1e al figur d out I.bat e didn't know th dll' tions. to casino, but e 1a • a flign u.1 "MJ.Jwauk. e, d figured that we hou.1d easily be abJe to find o r way. Our plan was to speed up 10 Gree1 Bay, gam 1 un tiJ ten, and men be c'k at home by midnighr counting our fo runes. So, "'--ith tb.r dumb assumptiom under our ell, e beaded off into th north woodr.. Two and a half hour I ter Patch and ere at a Cltg tation omewhere ·n Gr; n Bay asking dir tio ; we had apparently taken quu.e large \IITong turn, but fortun tely w were bac n tra and Atanding in awe of the Oneida c.asino abou fif en min te. la er. Th On ida Qui.no ti\ · tially a lar · e polt: bar "',t a lo or lo ma hi.n Blackjac · tab e and Bingo a . There are a lot of fl.ashing ligb , bu n t mucll m. th wa of wall decoration , \V :andcrt:d through the forest of one ar bandi ~. and found two a ata Bladjadoablc. The game of 81ac:kjac.k. is retati el)' s·mple, e'\'e odd game of Carra that O\' \ •r qui.c y. ·hich h)' ; ti so popular i.th gam le . I am ure that lhe majority of 'O oul 1ere in Par 1 land ha\· played it so 1 ·on't go into he gory det.ri . T d wish that !ltOmeo had gon o ·er the gory details with me, beraw my wall t bepn b}eetling at a rap· d pa oon I !ia.L down and staned to play. M was losing mo e and mor money, Patch med to be winning, au at one pomt abo l- fifi en dollars ah d .• • ow lhil may not • n like a lot f ntonev, but when you are down orcy, Lt i1I fifty five bu away from ihe e ou are. Fortuna.tel}' for y ego, th deal r put together remark.a.bl~ i.nng hand th t incJuded ba LO bac "Someo e who you can trust to stan . behind you." ·Someone who do sn t ell your business to yo r parents!" andy Orl owski (Sanlorial't Id catlo ) Wendy M. Wtsa Ounlorlsoclology) "Someone you can share ma y secrets with and not ave to worry about finding out hose secrets" R EWS - YOUR #1 .. A per on you can ta k openly rth and who you an trust wholeheartedly." IJon) OURCE - 'Someone who's always there en the gain ets toug . ." or/ cho ogy) RANGER NEWS, PAGE 10 SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 ;;1 I TRY A WHOLE OR HALF••• ANYWAY YOU SLICE IT, IT'S SUPER! An overly generous portion of freshly shaved roast .... -._. ._._._. __ ._._._._._._._._._._._._.... beef and turkey, Swiss and cheddar cheeses, sliced tomato, cucumber, and red onion ... all on a freshly baked (AND REALLYBIG)french roll. _', ,;~,,,~j,\$W.:~";:'m,,,.~I1Th'l\fu~W~';~'W'9tt*Pi>j i&'f~~' ~,~EiiiiRTAIN SECTION.... .A' mt, ;.d--i-@.~~ Entertainment Week NT Television can be a wasteland for the average viewer. Thankfully, there are some good television shows out this season. There are many duds out there but there are a few quality show you can watch. Get Mad on Thursdays. On Thursday nights, NBC runs a well written show called Mad About You. It's a funny, well written show about married life and relationships. The characters are believable and fun to watch. If you like police drama, I'd highly recommend The Comrnish. The series revolves around police commissioner Tony Scally. He looks like a real life person, not a perfect model. The stories are well written, the plot holds you attention, and its fun to watch. Saturday nights, ABC 9 PM. The John Laroquette Show is a great show which revolves around Jack Hammond, a recovering alcoholic. The humor is dry and has an edge to it, giving the show a grip in reality. The sets look like something from the movie Blade Runner, a definite plus. Tuesday nights, NBC 7 P.M. Monday nights are dominated CBS. At 8 P.M. you should watch Murphy BTOW1. Its topical humor is witty and well written. Loue and War, which I think is Mad lite, isn't all that bad ofa show. Nothem Exposure has to be the dominating show on 1V right now. Ifyou don't know what it's about, you don't know what you're missing. It's a funny show with a little bit of drama thrown in. Myfavorite show on any network has to be Stm' Trek: The Next Generation. Ifyou hate science fiction, please skip this paragraph. Next Generation is, in my opinion, the best television show in years ( Next to HiU Street Blues.) Where else can you find drama, full characters, and a hint of subtle comedy every week. Plus you cano zip off into the 23rd century and have fun. Roadhouse Saloon & Eatery 657-7888 6208 Greenbay Rd. Kenosha 1'2 Mile North of Hwy, 50 on Greenbay Rd. Come 'or the Food, Stay 'or the Fun! ~'J..~~.~.~..r~.~~c::':.'.:~..,~!.'~~~I..c~.:::'.~'..r.'.,~..~!'~~.~. .~~.'!~.~ EveryThursdayNight EveryFriday Night EverySaturdayNight FreeRailDrinksand LadiesNight BuckNight TappedBeer:Miller, FreeDrinks $1.00Rail Drinks, MillerUte,Genuine $1.00 Bottles(domestic) Draft. in 16oz. taps From9 p.m.to 1a.m. From8 p.m.to midnight From8 p.m.to midnight $5.00Cover $3.00Cover $2.00Cover Looking for Fall Volleyball T~ms -No Fee- PARKSIDE PREVIEW THURSDAY, SEPT. 16 compiled by Betty Mcilvaine Athletics for Students: call 2159 regarding use of pool and gyms w/validated !D. Foreign Film Series: "Proof' (Australia) award winner, 7:30 pm, Union Cinema. Season ticket averages $1.00 per film w/student discount. Sierra Club Meeting, program; "The Importance of Butterflies," 7 pm at Messiah Lutheran Church, 4901 Durand, Racine. SATURDAY,SEPT. IS Cross Country Annual Midwest Collegiate Open, Women's; Noon. Men's: 12;45 pm, At Parkside. Indonesian Shadow Puppet Play & Gamelan Orchestra at the Field Museum in Chicago (Roosevelt Road at Lake Shore Drive). Performance at I pm. 1-312-922-9410, ext 288. Foreign Film Series: "Proof," (Australian) award winner, 8 pm, Union Cinema: season tickets at the door. Kenosha- Spaghetti Dinner, Noon to 5 pm., Moose Lodge, 3003 30th Ave., $5.50. SUNDAY, SEPT. 19 Afternoon Open House w/ movie break and potluck; sign up at the Women's Center (2170) for location and directions. Foreign Film Series: "Proof," 2 pm, Union Cinema- Australian award winning film, Monthly Stamp Show, VFWHall, 661839th Ave., Kenosha. 10 am to spm. MONDAY,SEPT. 20 Panel Discussion, "How Student Aid and State Aid Affect Each Other." w/ The Welfare Warriors, the Financial Aid Dept. and Social Services. Molinaro 113 at Noon. TUESDAY,SEPT. 21 VOLLEYBALL AT HOME, Robert Morris, IL, 7pm. WEDNESDAY, SEPT. 22 HISPANIC HERITAGE WEEK SOCCER AT HOME, Lakeland College, WI at 4pm. MUSIC- Noon Concert Series; songs of Margaret Bonds- soprano and piano. Free, CART 0118. Recruitment Fair, Main Place. 9am to 3pm. Movie; "Who Framed Roger Rabbit," Union Cinema, 7pm. $1.00 for students, $2.00 for others. .. OVERBEARD Official who remains mnamed in East Hampton, ".Y., about the threat of a ful1- :hrottle paparazzi assault fueled )y rumors thatJohn F. Kennedy ir, and Daryl Hannah plan to ie the knot Saturday at the ~ong Island beach burg of the ich and famous: "There'll be helicopters all over that beach. It'll look like Vietnam." RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALl':. 595-2287 RA EWS 19,93 PBftllll RSDAY, S 16 Athl ti for Srud n ; c:all 2159 regardin · use of po and gym /validated ID. Entartainmant Weak ustralia) wiRner. m. •erage rum w / tud nt Tclevisio can be a. w.i5teland for vievi'er. hanliully, then-me h . OU t . eaon. Th re ai-e many duds but ther ar-e few how watch. Get Mad on Thursdays. On Thunday nigbr.s, NBC run a well written b call d About You. It' a v.•elJ written: how abou married life and relatioruhlps. The characters are be iew.ble and fun to watch. Hyon like police drama, I'd hight r mmend The CoDl.lDllh. The~ r ·olvea arowid police commi.Slione,Tony He looks Ii e a real r e person, no a perfect m,odel. The torie.5 are ell wrinen th plot holds you ttention. and ii& fun to wa ch. Saturday nights. C 9PM. T john Laroqu tte ow a great mhow which revoJ s Every Tburaday Night Free RaI D nks and Tapped Beer. MIiier, 1Ue11" Ute, From 9 pm. a.5.00 Cover aroundJa k. Hammond, a recm•ering alcoholic. l'he humor i11 -dry and h ~dge to it,, giving the how a grip · n r al" ty. The :rem look like m thing fr m t:be mo-,.<ie Bl rl Runner, defin·te plu·. Tu day nigh P. • 'lond y rugh u, are dominat d by CDS. At P,yo should v,,atch Mu,,-ph:, Brown. Its topical hwn r i witty and welJ written. Low-W4T, v,•bi 1 ink i lite, · n l all that had of a how. otht:ro &:porurt bas to be th dominating ow on 1V rigbt now. rr you don't know wha it's abo t, yo d n't what you 'r n• a fwmy show w:ilh a Little bit of drama thrown iy favorit how on any network has to be Siar Dt · ~ !-.~ Get,emii(m. If you bate cience fiction, please !kip lhi5 paragraph. • exl Genm1tian i • m opinion. th best televi · n how iin yean - L toHiU :rm Blua.) Where els (aD. find<lm.a.. fun Characle • and ·n o subU comedy every week. Phu you cano zip off into the 23rd century and hav Road ouse Salaon ery 65'1-'1888 6ZG G-rl~W Rel. K 1/Z 11• wy. Sa ~ E e,y Fr1day Nlghl ladtes Night Free Drinks From 8 p.rn. mid ight $3 00 Caver Ev ry satu y N 1 Buck Nigh $1.00 Rai Dri ks 1.'00 Bottles (domestic) In i 8 oz. taps rom B p.m. to midnight 2.00 Covar ~I ena Club!\. ling, p.rqgram: '"The lmporumc ofButterilies," 7 pm at ie · h Lutheran Gbur • 4901 Durand, Racin . SATUBD , SEPT. 18 GrOM Country Annual · ~e t Collegiate n, Yl men' · oon. M o' ; 12: • m. Par 'd • ludo wi had Mu umi Chi Performance a 1-312-922-9410, Puppel Play Gam 1an Oreb tra t e F1eld (RoO!C\'cl.L at Lake hor Drive), pm. 288. ( wtralian) award win , 8 pm. atth d oo to 5 pm., foose l.odg , 300 SUNDAY, SEPT.19 After -oo H u movi t". • k potluc~ a the Women' ~te (2170) or location and direction Monthly lamp bow, VFW Hall, 6618 39th ve., Kenoma. IO am o4pm. MONDAY,S • 20 Pan l Di ion, H d and tale Aid . ect Each 0th . 'fA•/ The Welfare ~arrion, the Hnancial Aid DepL cial. Services. olinaro ll3at N n. TUFSDAY. EPT. 21 , THOM:£ , Ro rt Morri I I , 7pm. WED ESDAY, SEPT. HI AM • HEJUTAGE WEEK HOME Lakeland College WI 4pm. MUSIC oon Concert Series· ,o.ngs MargaceL Bond&, soprano and iano. Free. CART Dll . .&eauitm Dl Fair, Main Place, 9am to 3pm. tor ~ ms Fee- Movie: "'Who Framed Roger Rabbit, Union Cinema, 7pm. Sl.00 for tudent:5, 2.00 ' r others. RA EWS - YO - ~·-;- .:-r , I ·. . . ', ~ - I RY WHO E HA SLIC SUPE ••• overiy g nerous sha d beef a d turkey, Swiss and cheddar cheeses, sliced onion... 11 bak:ed (AND REALLY BIG) fr nch roll. _.. .. 0 1ria] w h remain . mnamed in Eas Hampton, • ..• about the threat of fuU. hroule paparazzi a.Mault fueled JY rumo LhatJohn .F. Kenn d) r. and Daryl Hannah Ian LO je lhe knot Saturday at the .. ong bl d beach burg of the · ch famom: ''There'll b helicopter all er that beach. L'll look. hk~ RCE - CAL 595-2287 RANGER NEWS, PAGE 11 iiiii.····· M •R••E••V••I•E••WS ~(7'!~1~" FORTRESS SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 NT (DavisEntertainment) R Stafring: Christopher Lam bert (Highlander), Kurtwood Smith (Robocop), Loryn Locklin. desert. We don't know what desert, which is only part of the problem with this film, Owned and run by the Men'<Iel Corporation, prisoners are easily regulated with a behavior-eontrol device called the "intestinator," and can become intestinated for such things as unauthorized thought processes or failure to behave, all at the discretion of a somewhat sadistic prison director (Kurtwood Smith). Our hero realizes he must find a way to be reunited with his wife, although he knows that once you're inside the fortress, you do not escape alive. Director and "carnage-meister, .. Stuart Gordon, better ""illiiiI known for the 1985 • horror film, Re- Miiillilliill Animator, tries science fiction for a second time after his 1990 big screen failure, /Who!fox. His horror movie gore tends to surface in this new science fiction thriller, and the special effects may be disappointing for some science fiction aficionados. While the idea is fresh, it is spoiled by several implausible scenes and too many gaps in the unanswered questions of the plot. What starts om with a spark of appeal ends with a dissatisfying fizzle. Director: Stuart Gordon (Re-Animator) lmagine a world where a form of identification is a universal product code tattooed on your forearm. Imagine a world where an authoritarian government deems having more than one child a crime and a just cause for incarceration. This is the United States of the future in Fortress featuring French actor Christopher Lambert, best remembered for his role in the film Highlander, and newcomer Loryn Locklin who portray a hushand and wife team illegally attempting to cross the U.S. border into Mexico. Consequently discovered by a border guard, they try to escape. But Lambert is wounded and captured by border police. He is sent to a hidden, maximum security prison called the Fortress, a 3~story underground penitentiary located somewhere in the Rating: 4 SW£LL~ 'A- ~ '1(;;,"'.~' . ~ INSTANT VIDEO GUIDE Joe Kane AU videos are rated on a scale from zero to ten. .......•;.....• Job Openings . In The Parkside Union Applications being taken now for: Student Manager - must be 21 years of age or older and have a minimum overall GPA of 2.5. Evening and Weekend work. Bartenders - for special events. 21 years of age or older. Evening and Weekend work. Bowling Mechanics - Lane Maintainence and light mechanical work on AMF Pin-Setters. Experience . Preferred. Clip on dotted line and save r---------THE-PARKsiIiE--iiNioN---------~ "You've Got Our Number" 595 Menu Hotline 2689 Info. Center 2345 Union Square Pizza Delivery 2690 Rec. Center 2695 Facilities Reservations 2294 ~------------------------------------------------------------------~ Clip on dotted line and save HEY GANG! IT'S ... MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL IN UNION SQUARh Sept. 20 DENVER at KANSAS CITY 8:00P.M. Big games coming . Oct. 25 - VIking/Bears Nov. 8 - Green Bay/Kansas City RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 EWS E II ENTERTAI SECTION •••••••••• REEL REVIEWS~( .••••••••.• ?),, FORTRESS (Da" · Enc.ertamim n t) It !arring: Chn toph r l.amber (Highlander), urt.wood mith (Robocop), Loryn ocklin. IhreCtO.r: Sruar Gordon (Re-Animator) Imagine a orld her' a. form of 1dentifica -on i a unh:enal product code tattooed Oil fO f forearm, Im gine a w rld here an authontarian gm mm md n having m r th n n child a crime and a just cause for incarceration. Thi~ is the U ited Sta.ta of the f tur in f'm1rm featuring French acto Christopher Lambcn, best rem m bered for hi role in the filin High/a uter, and nrv.·comer Loryn Locklin who portra a h band and wife tJ am illegally attempting to cro Lhe U. . bo der mto Mexico, Consequently di O"o' ed by a border guard, they try to escape. But Lambert 1 ounded and capmr d by border po.lk . He i e L ta a. hidden, maximum erurity prison called the Fortre· , a S!-story underground penhenliary located ,omewhere in me deserL W.e don't know what de n, whi h i only parl of th p obkm wilh ilii film. Owned and run by e ~•'IeJ Corporation, prhone are easily r gulated with a behaYior- trol de oi.c called th "intestinator, • and can become int tinat d foi;- uch !hin.g unauthorized thought p oce es or failur o behave, all at the discr ti n of a somewhat di tic prison director tKurtwood ' th). Our hero realizes he must find a way to be reunited wi llis wife. although he know11, that ce you•re inside th forire you do not exape alive. Director and INSTANT VIDEO GUIDI JoeKa,ie All videos ar. ra ttd on a scale from :urn lo ten. SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 NT JobOpen"ng In he Parkside Union Appllcatians being taken now for: Student Manager - must be 21 years of age or older and have a m,inimum overall GPA of 2.5. Evening and Weekend work. Bartenders - for special events. 21 years of age or older. Evening and Week ,end work. Bowling Mechanics Lane Maintainence and light mechanical work on AMF Pin-Setters. Expenence Preferred. Clip on dott d line and sa e r - -T 1HE PARKs1DE- uNioN , "You've Got Our umber'' 1 nu Hotlin l Union Square Pizza Del' ery I Facmties Reservations 2689 2690 2294 Info. Center Rec. Cante Cl'ip on dotted lme and are HEY GANG! IT'S ... at KA SA CITY 8:00 P.M. CALL 595-2287 595 2345 2895 --------------J RANGER NEWS, PAGE 12 SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 1 10. escort the movies faster. i,",',',','.:. ~v~~~~~~ t~~:;::1 with the 8. After they sign a there's :;: ~t~fo;:U~lb:~~our left eye, Co"" seal reads ::~:i: ofthe ~"", ~'~'"6. I get I~·~~ be get invited Letterman. 3. french President can't 2. have be a 1. Secret service code name: "Buttafuoco." Tap Albums 1. Billy Joel '''Sleepless in Seattle' Soundtrack" "Blind Melon," Blind Melon "Janet," Janet Jackson 5. "Black Sunday," Cypress Hill "Core," ''The Bodyguard' Soundtrack" 8. "Prornleee and Lies," UB40 a Grip," Aerosmith "Unplugged ... " Kidding I I I Here's what every American could have if money owed on national debt were distributed nationwide: II 1. A 1993 Escort 2. Nine Day Caribbean cruise 3. Fifty compact sound discs 4. Four 24-inch color 1V's 5. Ten Super Bowl tickets 6. Four hundred bags of peanut M&Ms Ten shares of Ford stock thousand Big Macs, with fries World Features Syndicate lil!1 Johnny Carson, retired talk show host, will be one of five American to receive the distinguished Kennedy Cen ter Honors for lifetime contributions to American culture. The other recipients announced Wednesday in Washington, D.C., will be Arthur Mitchell, founder of the Dance Theatre of Harlem; conductor Georg Solti; gospel singer Marion Williams; and the composer and lyricist Stephen Sondheim. Their contributions will be celebrated at a Kennedy Cen ter gala December 5, which will be taped to air later. x TOPPING CHOICES Sausage, green peppers, onions, pepperoni, Canadian bacon, black olives, mushrooms, hot peppers. PIZZA 8" Cheese Pizza $3.20 8" 1 Topping $3.99 4.15 8" 3 Topping $4.35 10" 1 Topping $4.99 10" 2 Topping $5.49 10" 3 Topping $5.69 14" Cheese Pizza $5.45 14" 1 Topping $6.10 14" 2 Topping $6.59 14" 3 Topping $7.09 SANDWICHES Grilled Chicken Filet $3.49 Bacon Burger Basket.. $3.39 Pizza Burger Basket.. $3.09 Alpine Burger Basket $3.09 Jack Burger Basket $3.09 Cheeseburger Basket... $3.19 Plain Burger Basket.. $2.99 DELIVERY PROGRAM FOR CAMPUS HOUSING Hours for Delivery: Monday - Thursday 4:30 p.m. to 9:30 p.m. Sunday 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. Tap Singles 1. Drearntover" Carey '(~ 2. Can1 Falling Love," UB40 . 3T.a"gWTheoaommp! Ther.e it L~~f~fi~~fs~;~;;:ylum '.J,.I.,>,.,!:,.I.", Will There," Michael Jackson 8. 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You get to eat all the trench fries the Preeldent get to. You don't have to a great speller. servioe t. "Buttaluoc:o." Police eeoort gets you to ❖• the movies faster. Tap Albums :',?- 9. I played tetherball with the ;.'.f.'.;.: Inventor oflethertlell. "River of Dreams," Billy ,.. bill, 2. •s1eep1esa in Seattle' tots of free pens. Soundtrack" \ 7. If you close your left 3. "Blind Melon; Blind Melon } the &eal on the podium reads 4. "Janet; Janet Jac;bon ·l "President of the United 5. "Black Sunday; Cypress HIii t.i States." 6. "Core; Stone Temple Pilots l ~~ intellectual rights to my 7. "Thndte ~guarcr ,... ..,,.,_,es. Sou ra~~ 1 5. Dan Quayle and Gerald 8. "Promises and Lies; UB40 ~ Ford are pretty easy to beet 9. "Get a Grip." Aerosmith ~, during Vice Presidents Week 10. •unplugged ... And ··" on •Jeopardy!" Seated, · Rod Stewart ffi Slngl• 1. "Oreamlover" ,Mariah Caltty "Can't Help Falllng in Love." 3. "Whoo111p! (There It is)," Tag Team 4. •11; Janet Jackson 5. "Runaway Tarin,"Sou/Asy/vm 6. "Right Here (Human Nature)-Oowntown; SWV 7. "WIii you be There; Michattl Jackson "Lately; Jodeci 9. "The river of Dream; Silly.Joel 10, "If I had no Loot." · Tony/ Tonfl Tone/ ~,,·· , ,,;,; I , ' 111,,"l ·: ,:.-,❖"«;i/.(,:V ;- ❖X•W ::; ,x- <:»»~ ... '.:< ?"-0{~/..:;:: ~ :r...:~:•··;.::-,v.r.❖•. :<~~:?;::-:.:,..9.•~•:(.«.,:~:--;~-:«_:(.•.-:x ,x· .. , ". .,. ·-~,r,·•· ··.·,:.;,;. No Here's what every American could bav~ money owed on nauonwide: I. 2. Nine Day Caribbean crwse S. F'tfty 24-inch color Ten Super tickets ofpeanul 7. 8. One Macs. Kudos host. dutinguished Kennedy Center HonOI'$ for lifetime t0 rulcure. recipien1S announced Wednesday in washington, D.C., will be Arthur Mitchell. founder of the Dance Theatre of Harlem; Sol ti; the composer lyricist Stephen Sondheim. Their contributions celebrated al a Kennedy Cent.er gala December which will taped tO air later. 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She began her work on PAB four years ago on the live entertainment committee and worked up to team coordinator of film and video. Last year, she served as vice president and this year president I discussed with her the responsibilities of the PAB and their plans for the upcoming year. CT: What does the PAB do? RS: We put on approximately 95% of all campus activities ranging from comedians, hypnotists to bands, movies, and plays such as Oklahoma and Lost in Yonkers. CT: What goals do you have for this school year? RS: Over the summer we made five or six goals for ourselves. We wanted to do an open house- which was last week. We have recruitment goals. We want to have 15 people by the end of October. CT: How could someone join the PAB? RS: Just stop down. We are located down the hallway behind the Union info desk. Just stop in and we'll make you part of the family. CT: What events do you have planned for this year? RS: Last night we had the comedian Brad Perry. We have a lot of events planned for this year. Tonight we are showing Who Framed Roger Rabbit which is free for all students. CT: Are all the movies going to be free this year? RS: Yes! All the movies will be free for students and one dollar for guests. CT: How do you decide which acts to book? RS: That is very difficult. We get so much information and there are so many acts. What we do is we like to see all of the performers before we book them. We go to the NACA conference, which is the National Association for Campus Activities. Many of the acts we book are there and then we get the chance to see the performers before we book them. .CT: What are your duties as PAB president? RS: To make sure all the different committees are doing their job. Make sure promotion is up on time and there is some diversity in each of the committees and the performers. Basically, I oversee everything that happens in the PAB. CT: Who are the other officers ofPAB? RS: There are many. They are Amanda Lawrence, Melisa Halverson, Aaron Sens, Katie Klingsporn, Desaree Franklin, Claudia Foertsch, Bryan Halverson,Jenny Punzel, and Patti Jefferson. CT: How do you get student input into the performers you book and the activities you plan? RS: Well, it's very difficult to get student feedback. We have tried more than once to send out surveys to the student body. Last year we sent out a survey about "The End" asking students to mark which types of music they like to listen to and we based our entertainment on that. But generally those type of things don't work to well. The easiest way to give us input is to stop in the PAB office and talk to somebody or to join. Just join. CT: Does the PAB have any type of motto or founding principle? RS: Yes! We take your fun seriously! ATTENTION BOWLERS! SOC Defines SeRlester Goals. I1y Morten Sunde Another semester has started, and all the clubs and organizations are coming hack to life. As the president of the Student Organization Council (S.O.C.) I would like to take this opportunity to congratulate all the new officers with their positions. 1 look forward to working with you in the upcoming year. For those of you who don't know what S.O.C. is, it is one of the five major status organizations on campus. All smaller clubs and organizations are funded through.S.O.C. Together we represent a wide range of interests, and most clubs sponsor different events throughout the semester. Every two weeks on Mondays we meet in Molin~ 0-137. The next meeting will be September 27th. If you are interested in joining a club, just stop by the S.O.C. office in Union 203, or stop by the Student Life Office in Union 209. If you can't find a club that you would like to be in, then start your own. It's not very difficult, and we'll help you along the way. 1 will try to actively work to create better communication between the different clubs and organizations, so if any of you have any suggestions to how we can improve S.O.C., please let me know. It is not mandatory for the clubs to attend the meetings, but I strongly suggest Morten Sunde that each club send a representative. We will inform you of upcoming events, try to avoid clubs having an even t at the same time and give deadlines for budget due dates. On September 22nd. S.O.C. will be holding a recruitment fair in upper main place from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. I hope to see all of the clubs represented. It's a good opportunity to increase your club membership, and for students not involved it is a good time to look at what clubs are active on campus. I hope I see a lot of you there. modem dance club 3790 Meachem Rd•• 554-9695 Corner of Meachem & Taylor D.J. Wednesday· Saturday Alternative • Top 40 • Rave· Rock -Nightly Drink Specials- Men's Intercollegiate Bowling Team Now Forming. For Tryout and Qualification Information Contact the Union Office. Room 209 or Call 595·2027 Also: New League Bowling/or men and women. Leave name & telephone number with union office. Every Thursday - College Night! $3.25 pitchers of beer 9:00 p.m. - close D.J. starts at 9:00 p.m. Mix-It-Up Music (Alternative, Top 40, etc.) NO COVER CHARGE Every Friday- Ladies Night! Ladies $5.00 cover Ladies drink free rails & tap beer 9:00 p.m. - 1:00 a.m. RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 59!>-2287 GE 13 S E P T M BE R 16, 199 3 CLUB -COLUMNS Ranger welcom , . artlcles announcing club events, for m,or• Informal on call 595-1187 or stop In at the Ra gar office. PAB bringing FUN •d Enjoyment to Illa lladanl Body Club Q&A Cl:ris Tishwi Ftatun Editor or dm week's edition of club Q&A. I met with th Parkl!id Activitie Board (PAB) pr sident Rebl a. temnrnp. he began berwork on PAB f'our years ago on me live enrertainmentcommiueeand worked up to am coordinator film and vid o. La J'tar, &be served \1Ce presiden and [his year president l di1cussed with her tbe rcspon ihiliti.es of the PAB and their plam1 for the upcoming ~- Cf; What does the PAB do? R& We put on approximately 95% all campus activities ranging fr m comedian , bwno - ts to band • mov' e I and plays such Oklah a and Lost in \lonk • : VtrJiat gool.s d you have for th" school year? RS: Over the um.mer we made fi ·c or ix. goal for ounelves. We wanted to o an open house- which was last wee We run recn:ribnent goals. W wan to have 15 people by lh end of October. CT: How could someone join the PAB? RS; Jmt top down. W. are localed down the hallway behmd lhe nion · nfo desk. Jwt .t pin and we'U make you part of th family. CT: What events do you have iaan d for lhi year? RS; . t night · d the co edian Brad Perry. Vii have a lot of event& fanned for tlili year. Tonight w are howm Who Framed Roger Ra.bbi whi i free for all rud nu. CT; Are all the mories going to be fr"tt this year? RS: 'res? All the morie will be free for stud n and o e dollar for gue m. CT: How do you decide hie C ,obook? RS: That Ui very diffirulL Wi get ucb inform · on and th re are M> many acts. What w do · we like to see all of the pedormer be£ re book them. \\'e go to th Ac.A conferen , which it th atlonal · tion for Campus cth"i ties. Many of the acts we book are there and th n w e the cha.nee Lo see the performen before we book them. .CT: What are your du . PAB pre "dent? RS; To m le sure all lhe different committee are doing their job. Make sure promorion is up on rim and ATTENTION BO~LERS! Men' there l some dh•emity i11 each of the committees and the performer . · cally, I oversee erythlng at happe in the PAB. Cf: Who are lhe other office fPAB? RS: There are many. They are Amanda L.awr~nce, Mrli.Q Halvenon, Aaron Sens, Kati Klingsporn, Desaree Franklin, Claudi Foertsch, Bryan Hal n,JennyPUllZJ , and atti Jeff c:non. CT; How do you ge tudem input into th performen you boo and the acthn ti you plat,? RS: Wi U, it'11 very difficul to get 1 dent feedback. V, ha1· tried mo:re than c.e to send out rve-ys lo t e studenl body. Last year we se.D'.l out a urvey about -rhe End asking students to mark which type of mu 'c they like lo lliten to and we ba3ed om ent rtainm n on LhaL But generally th 08!e type of things don't work to well Thee ·est way to gi"·e input 1s to top m the PAB office and tal to somebody or tojoin . Ju tjcin. GT: Does the PAB have any type of motto or founding princip] ? RS: Y~sl We t.ake your fun seriously. ng. SOC Deftnas la•aster Boals An the aeme let" baa tal" d, and all the ciu and o~anizatiom ar co~ back tor . As th r "dent ofth Student Orgaruzatio Counci (S.O.C.) 11 would like to ke thls opportunity Lo ongratulate an the new officers with their poai tions. I loo forward to "''Orking with you in the ~ ming year. For those ofyou who don't know what S.O. is. -tis oae of e five major tatu or~anization on campw. All unalJer dubs and orgamzatlon are funded through .0. Together w represent a wid raage of inter ts, and mo t dubs :sponsor different enu throughout the seme ter. Every o weeb n Mondays w meet in Mor aiiJ D-137. The next meeting wiU be September 27th. U you ;:n,e interi sted in joining a club, ju t to by lhe S.O.C. office in Union 20 stop by the tudeo1 Life Office in nion 209. ITyou can't find a club that you wou1d like LO be in. then tart your own. It' not rery d.ifficuJt, and we' help you along th w y. I will try to act:i Jy work to creat:e better communication between Lhe diffi rent clubs and organizations, if any of you have any uggeslioru ro how e can improve S.0.C, please le me know. It i not mandatory• for the dubs to att nd the m tings. but I l'.JIOngly ~ugge.!n Mr.mm Sunde that each dub ~d a repr ntative. We wiU inform YQU pco ing en • try to avoid dub having .an event aL the wn time and gi e deadlines for budget due'. date . On September 2'lnd. S.O.C. will b holding a recruitment f'ai.r in upper main place from 9 a,m.. to !I p.m. I hope to see all of the dub$ repl'eKm d. I • a good opportunity to incr ue your club me:mbrnhip, and for midents no invohi d it i a good lime lO look a Whal ciubl1 e live on rampw. I hope I see a loL f ·ou there. modem dance club 3790 Meach d. • 554- 695 Comar of Maache D . W ne day- Altematlve • Tap 40 • Rave .. Rock g y DrinkSpe a - very Thursday - Col age Nigh I $3 .25 p·tchers of beer 9:00 p. . - close U.J. starts at 9:00 p.m. M·x It-Up Music (Alternaf ve, Top 40 etc.) NOCOV RC ARG Also: New Leagu Bowling/or men and women. Leave nan, & telephone number ,with union o.ffice. RA YOUR #1 very r"day- Ladies N'ght\ Ladies 5.00 cover Ladies drink free rails & tap beer 9:00 p. . - 1 :00 a.m. EWSSO RANGER NEWS, PAGE 14 SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 - :.:.:..•:•:.:.:•.:•.:.:.}}.}??p ..••%•••••••••••~•~••,•~•~••~••.~ NEWS In Case You Missed It .:.;.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.;.:.:.:.:.:.:.;.:.:.:.:.:.:.:, ..:.'," :.:: :......... :::::::::::}::::::::::.: San Diego outfielder Phil Plan tier went nuts with the bat. This week, St. Louis Cardinal,' outfielder Mark Whitten had 4 home runs and 12RBI's against the Reds. The Chicago teams fared well as the White Sox built their lead in the west to 6 1/2 by taking two out of three from I New York and sweeping Detroit. George Bell returned to action with a homer in each game against theTigers. The Cubs have won six in a row, including three against the division leading Phillies. In the divisional races, Atlanta has closed to within 2 1/2 of the Giants; Montreal is six behind Philadelphia. Toronto, New York and Baltimore are still fighting it out in the American League East; all are within a game of each other. Huffing and Puffing: Finally, in the spirit of Remington Steele, who once said to Laura Holt "Laura, why spoil a perfectly good day by running?", a new record in the mile run was set. yards, and the defense allowed no touchdowns. All in all, it was quite an enjoyable weekend for Wisconsin football fans. In other NFL action, Joe Montana returned by throwing three touchdowns to lead the Kansas City Chiefs over the lackluster Tampa Bay Bucks. Despite a cheap shot by Kevin Green of the Steelers, Steve Young and the San Francisco 4gers beat the Steelers in Pittsburgh. In Chicago, the Bears continued a trend of losing games in the last 3 minutes, when the New York Giants scored a late touchdown to beat them. Finally, the defending Super Bowl champs (or maybe in this case chumps), the Dallas Cowboys, came to Washington D. C. to play the Redskins, and left 35 -16 losers. No Hits: In baseball, onehanded Jim Abbott of the New York Yankees no hit the Cleveland Indians 4 - 0, and Daryl Kyle of the Houston Astros no hit the New York Mets 7 - 1 (the Mets run scored courtesy of errors). Last week, C.J Nelson Match Point: Six of the top ten seeds at the V. S. Open Tennis Championship have been eliminated. These include the top mens seed Jim Courier, past womens winner Martina Navratilova. For only the second time in the Open's history, and the first time since 1963, there will be no American in the women's semifinals. Kickoff: The Wisconsin Badgers won their first game of the season beating Nevada 35- 17. In Milwaukee, the Green Bay Packers dominated the Los Angeles Rams, winning 36-6. This was one of the most impressive and lopsided opening day wins in Packer history. Quarterback Bret Favre spread passes all over the field. 'Tight End Jackie Harris and All-Pro Sterling Sharp were outstanding. Receiver Mark Clayton (a cast off from Miami) also joined the parade with a circus touchdown catch. The Packers rushed for over a 100 Sports Calender Men's Cross Country: 14th Annual Midwest Collegiate 12:45p.m. (H) Sept. 18 (OPEN) V.W. Parkside Oakland University 1:30p.m. (H) Sept. 25 Volleyball: V.W. Parkside v, Robert Morris 7p.m. (H) Sept. 21 Women's Cross Country: V.W. Parkside Midwest Collegiate 12p.m. (H) Sept. 18 V.W.Parksidev. MSOE 7p.m. (H) Sept. 28 Soccer: V.W. Parkside v. Lakeland College 4p.m. (H) Sept. 22 Time For Intramurals Hey all you athletes out there! Intramural Sports are about to begin. Intramurals are a great way to keep in shape and also remain competitive. Here are the Intramural sports offered this fall. VOlLEYBAlL: Entry deadline: Fri. Oct. 1st Play begins: Tues. Oct. 5 SWI" VIEWS ONSPORTS College and Pro Football Predictions and get the legend of Joe Montana(four Superbowl wins) off of Steve Young's (no Superbowl wins) back. As for the Packers, they will improve and make the playoffs. But as far as a Superbowl run, they will fall short. The 4gers opponent in the Superbowl will be theJoe Montana led Chiefs. Montana gives the Chiefs that final element to make a Superbowl run and the Chiefs vs. the 4gers will be a storybook match up. But, don't look for a marvelous Joe Montana come from behind victory. Steve Young will be the hero of this year, and he can finally say "I'm going to Disneyworld. " In college football look for the Florida State Seminoles to reign and finally win a national championship. Florida State simply has the most talent of any college football team out there, and they will finally bring Bobby Bowden that elusive national title. Michigan will win the Big Ten and make a bid for a national crown, Michigan problems will arise against Notre Dame and Penn State. BASKETBALL: Entry deadline: Fri. Oct. 1st Play begins: Tues. Oct. 5 FLAG FOOTBALL: Entry deadline: Mon. Sept. 20th Play begins: Wed. Sept 22 You can pick up a form to play, any of the intramurals at the Phy. Ed. building. Good luck and most of all have fun. Kevin Williams Spurts Editor Wisconsin will make an improvement and return to competition in bowl games this season. Wisconsin will not win the Big Ten title, but they will be a team to watch out for. Other surprise teams to keep an eye on are Parkside favorite Northwestern, Stanford and Penn State. Teams which will fall short of dreams for a national title are Notre Dame, Miami and Colorado. This looks to be an exciting year in both college and pro football. The new football season brings with it a need for new things, a new battery a new remote and a new meaning for the word coach potato. The '93 football season is finally underway, no more preseason anxiety. The games being played now are for real and it's time to either put up or shut up. It's also the time of year when we sports fans make our predictions on what teams we think will be the big winners in 93. Well, here are my predictions for college and pro football 93. Let's start out with pro football: News flash, the Dallas Cowboys will not repeat as Superbowl Champs in '93. Why? Because with the long holdout of Emmitt Smith the Cowboys don't have their most effective offensive weapon in the line-up. Without Emmitt in the game, it makes it harder for all of the other offensive weapons that Dallas has to make big plays. One message to Cowboys Owner Jerry Jones :PAYTHE MAN. The team to beat in '93 will be the San Francisco 4gers. They will return to the Superbowl in '93 SOFrBALL: Entry deadline: Mon. Sept. 20th Play begins: Wed. Sept. 22 Don't tell him Tennis season is over. GETA TALL COOL ONE SPORTS INFO BangBn BI.B to IbB Occasion In each KBtcbam'. Bome DBbat. Gm., L. Smith sports Information Director important. Not only was it the Rangers home opener. it was the first victory for new head coach Susie Ketchum. Ketchum, a graduate of Idaho State, was satisfied with her team's performance. "We didn't give up, we played a little sporadic, but we are a very young team, and we keep learning" This years team only has three seniors on it's roster, so the younger players must step up and play big. After the game, Ketchum did admit she had a few butterflies in her stomach before her first game in front of the home crowd. "I was a. bit nervous, but I felt comfortable because I knew we would play hard: I really wanted the win." Parkside is 1-4, but don't let their record fool you: these ladies work hard. They travel to Mankato State, MN this weekend. Parkside's next home game is Tuesday, September 21 against Robert Morris College. Tip-off is at 7p.m .. Come out and support the team and new coach Ketchum. Parkside's women's Volleyball team defeated St. Joseph college in a very tight battle Tuesday night. Ranger player Tammi Rickert sparked the team out of a deadlock tie, in the fifth and final match. With a superb example of leadership, Rickert, a sophomore displayed great defense with 19 digs. Jessica Morrison, a freshman, also stepped up her play and had 19 kills. This game was very IN A DESIGNER CUP $1.49 AVAILABLE IN ALL RESTAURANTS RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 RA GE NEWS Calendar en' Cr - Coun cry: l4t A.nm.1.al Midw t 4 ·p.m. pL 8 {Women• U.Par Collegiat SepL 1 ro Connery: ideMidwe.\t m. v, .Park..\id Coll ge 4p.m. p. 22 Im Far }'OU atb]e lh r ! lmramural Sport& abom begi . Intramu gr at hape ah •main otnpetitive. H r ntramural m ffi red thi fall Fl.AG En tty deadlin ; Mon. Sept. 20th Play b£>gin ; Wed. Sept 22 OFTBALL: deadJine: pt. begin : SepL 2-2 U.armde v. Oat.I d Umvcrsi l: Op. l pl.. 2::i VolJ 'ball: .Parbide . obim Morri m. e-pL 2 amurals ou pi p o m pla , a y intnunurals building, luc d ail hai,e tel seasan AVAIL ADESIG RCUP LE IN LL RESTAURANTS R GER NEW BER 16 I II .J. 'el.set 1nv1av1 o Ca I ga and D ball Pr diction• Ktviti Willia 'rf)ort Ediu:,r IPDRTIINFD :;;iaiii1iiiil8 Gary mith sport lnf r.mna ·q;1 Dfrn:tor coai 7 7 .S~:~~~..~."..~..~I.Iii"~····~.~~~•I•I•I·•I ·_·! RANGER NEWS, PAGE 15 , - SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 "HEAR YE, HEAR YE" Student Services Will Be Open Monday and Thursday Evenings Until 6 p.m. (When classes are in session) Admissions ... Career Center ... Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement ... Information Center (Union Bazaar) . Learning Assistance &\ Counseling . Registrar/Student Records ... Student Life/Activities ... Student Health . Financial Aid . Professional Food-Service Management is now taking applications for: Pizza Delivery· Catering Waitstaff • Counter Personnel Dishroom Personnel· Dining Room Attendants· Office Clerk For an interview call 595-2601 UW·Parkslde·s Dining services P.F.M., Inc. is an Equal Opportunity Employer "tropical rainforests are home to at least 5-10 million species of plants and animals approximately half of the world's life forms?" "the energy saved by recycling one glass bottle could run your t.v, set for three hours?" "there are biodegradable pens made out of corn and recyclable typing paper?" Did you know..... iSu€cessfultc}iibs utnlf~:"the~ger. -;: ... .-., -, . Write aBout campus events .ancfgain the prestige you deserve ,., RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 a RA - EWS PAGE 15 '' HEAR YE, HEAR YE '1 S udent SeNices w·1 Be Open Monday and Thursday Evenings Unf 6 p.m. (When classes are in session) dmissions ••• Career Cente ••. Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement •.. Information Center (Union Bazaar) ... Leaming Assistance Ii Coumeling .... Registrar/Student ltecords ... Stud nt Life/ Adivitie.s. • Student Health ... Finan~ial Aid ... ,.---....,,_~..--...~~----- ~~ Professional Food-Service Manageme t is now taking appl·ca ions for. Pizza DeJivery • Catering Waitstaff • Counter Personnel Dishroom Personnel• Dining Room Atte dants Office Clerk Far an Interview call 595-2601 UW-P dt's Dining Servl'Qi• P.F.M., Inc. is an Equal Opportunly Emp oyer Did know ..... »th energy ved y r 'ding one gt . bottle could ru your L • . t for ree ou ?" there ar biode.gradabJe pen m de out of com and recydab e typing paper r Successful cl bs tilize the Ranger. Write about campus events and gain the prestige you deserve RANGER NEWS, PAGE 16 SEPTEMBER 16, 1993 Classified Advertising To place an ad call 595-2287 or stop in at the Ranger Office ~usEvents GE().SCIENCE CLUB stop by the GEO-SCIENCE CLUB booth during the recruitment fair, Wednesday 9/22 from 9- 3. Rome "Rock" with usH PRE-HEALTH CLUB welcome back picnic, Sunday, Sept. 19 at Pet's Park, 12:00 the volleyball area. Call Alma Venish (595- 2611) for a reservation or talk to an officer. Be There! AA·Alcoholics Anonymous meets every Monday at noon in MOLN 0133. Call 595- 2366 for more information. Anyone interested in participating in the foilowing Support Groups, Narcotics Anonymous, Codependents, AI-Anon, Eating disorders, Sexual Assauh or Abuse Survivors Support Group? Call 595-2366 or 595-2338 to express interest l Free Nicotine Patch Program to stop smoking will start in October. It you are interested, call Heaith Services at 595-2366. Heartburn Suffers - Men and Women asked to participate in FDA approved heartburn study through the Medical College of Wisconsin. Study will take place campus at SI. Catherine's Family Practice Center. For more information call Ms. Wick 553-9500 between 9 a.m. and 12 p.m. or contact Health Services. FREE MEASLES AND TETANUS IMMUNIZATIONS - Health services MOLN. 0115 PRE·HEALTH Special pre-health club speaker of the month - Dr. James Concannon, Kenosha, Memorial Hospital ER physician - Tuesday, September 21 at 7:00 Union 104. Be there! Opportunities GREEKS & CLUBS raise up $1,000 in just one week! For your fraternity, sorority & club. Plus $1,000 for yoursell! And a FREE T-Shirt just for calling 1-800-932-0528, ext. 75. FREE! convtsor Duffy CPA Review (Choice of the Big Six) is looking for campus reps to market out course on campus in exchange for a Free Review. Candidates should be on/off campus acctg clubs & organization. To apply please call 1-800-328- Wanted Wanted: Preferably Christian Female to lulor math & English (7th & 8th level) for our 13 year old daughter in our home. $8-$15 call 414/652-1646 For Sale Renaull1965 Alliance, auto, air - $1,000 or best offer. Ph. 595-2899 Contraceptives for sale at affordable prices. Condoms 10 for $1.00 and birth control pills $4 per packet. Contact UW-Parkside Health Services, 595-2366 or Moln. D115 for more information. Free Free Pregnancy Testing· Contact UW-Parkside Health Services Moln 0115 for more information. Second Nature byMosslngram el993 Moss Ingram Our last resort to save the Earth from an alien attack, Secret Weapon: Mick Jagger RANGER NEWS - YOUR #1 NEWS SOURCE - CALL 595-2287 s RA 6 stop in at the Ranger ,Qffice Campus Events GEO.SCtENCE step by SC lENCE recruttm nt raI,, 9122 rom Rock• p1Cnic, S nday, at votteyball area 595· ta k AA-A co ones ev ry at neon In MOLN Di 33. Call 595- or i formation. interes1ed In following Aoonymou • C<xiep8Jl'lden1s, Al-ir,g Assault SuNivors Support Group? express interest Nlcot ne to stop smoking will lf ara Health se rvlces a1 SuHe11 and In heartbu m he edical Co lege of Wlsalnsin. wllll Laks pl ca on St Calhenne·s Ptactioe Centef. informatio 553--9500 am. aoo Heall Services. MEAS ES lMMUNIZATIONS Heal h servle OLN. D 15 PREaHEALTI-1 CLUB pre eallh 01 Kenosh.a, Memorial Hospital ER • S ember Unio 1104. Beth r ! ewes u to S I st o e we. I for f aternity, yourr.ettl And a FREE T-Shirt just or calling 1-800-932·0528, ext FREE Convlsor Duffy CPA o B g Six) Is looking or campus oourse camp s n Flaview. s cukl bi acctg clubs organizatio • o 4444 WantMk P eferably Fema e to tutor E glish grade 1 3 oome. SB--$15 can 414t652--1646 Rena It 1985 auto otter. tor afforda. le !)l'ices. 1 o or bi h pills $4 packe . Contact UW-Parkside Health Mein. D1151or rn10rmati0n. F H es Ing • Parksid o n D115 111tormaron. BER lry Moss~ :gram ast e o lien attac , agge itnessTM For complets product irrformaJJon soo package and lnSlructlons DYEWltness fires up to sever ee with a 70 lb. b ast. Wi hin seconds it foams a I over the attacker's face, obscuring vision, w i e not harming eyes. 4SECO DS Totally dispensed over he attacker, DYEWitness eaves a gree aln on the attacker for up, to seven days for easy identification. 7SECO DS • t ck.er i ea i.1 id nrifi.cd up to 7 days or longer. • ha.rm to auacker, e 'en il' sprayed · the eyes. • Has a deceptiv ly ·m 1 ize, but pac · a 70 lb. blallt of foaming green d ~- For our Prot.ection and Peace of Mind $29.95 Contact~ 1tc e I World mports (414) 657, 7788 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. 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Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1993-09-16 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System bookstore disabled services parkside activities board (PAB) racism science education student organization council (SOC) study abroad