https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/9d5159d42b712894044155d4cc43304b.pdf 784b79b1b2d4bb04c4ecf4d7aa6d07f5 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 21, issue 25 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Renovations to increase parking costs Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document side ... :er Out and About Week will promote empathy and understanding. Page 2 The UW-Parkside Women's Centerhonored. Page3 Tim takes a look at the rebirth of the Disney Empire III Plugged In. Page 6 Editorial... Take a chance to broaden your mind _ learn about gay and lesbian culture. See it on Page 4 VOLUME 21 ISSUE 26 UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN - PARKSIDE Renovations to increase parking costs Gregory M. Gauthier schedule based on credi News Writer been implemented: ~~ I~d has For a regular Faculty/Staff In the struggle to meet it's $25; 6-10 credits $36' edits, Parking Permit, the merease will ~ year 93'-'94 operating bud- credits $42 The , w.'d 11+ be 10 percent, from the current JCl. the University has decided to also 00'invalid d e~e ~nruts will $70 to $77. For reserved parking implementnew parking permit semester. Add::~g et:esummer privileges, the rate will increase IllCS for the new school year. year of one-semesterg ~' a full fr~m $195 to $205. These per- Newrates for students, which student laking 11+ edi ts for a mrts will be valid through August . fC . . . er ts can cost of each year WID takee teet dunng registranon $102. .- for the next school year, vary in The new Summer Sem . According to Campus PolIIIount, due to a plan to distribute Permit will not lake effect until bee Chief Dave Ostrowski, new Ibe cost more effectively. summer of '94 unu ~evenues generated by the rate For all students laking six or permitsarestill'v~:re~~iarkmg increase, which would not bemorecredits, the two-semester per- B re uirin un ugust come tangible until some time in mil will 00 available for $72 _ an permi~ th~Uni~e:~y~:~~p~g~g NOh~elmberOff1993, will be used . rease f d II .' 0 to e p payor a variety of park- IIlC, .0 twBO 0 rars over last solve twoproblemsatonce: .firstt 0 m. g program expenses .includi.ng years pnce. ut, un ike last year, generate significant new revenues debt servicing for the . ihispermitwouldnOlbevalidafter without having to drastically in- to the COM ARTS arkinalot lbeendof •Spnng'11 semester. Sum- crease thepnceofregular semester and oth er previo. us p projegcts mer .permthits WI codsdt' t.hose who pa.rking fees ' and second , to dis- ($70 ,000 peryear ),snowremoval reqUire em an a itional $16. tnbute the burden of cost more ($10,000 per year), crack filling Added together, this would consu- fairly on those individuals who will and line painting ($6 000 1lJ1e:m $18 rate mcre~ over this be using the parking lot during the year), as well as for b~ildin~e: year.spnc.e for a year s worth of summer, and away from the regu- reserve fund which is to be used [mkingpnvileg~s. . lar semester users who do not. to pay for resurfacing of the PHY ~Wdents Iak~ngfewer than SIX . UW-Parkside students are not ED parking lot, tentatively schedcmIits are not eligible to purchase being asked to bear this new bur- uled to lake place during the sumdle two-semester permit. den alone, since rate increases have mer semester of 1994 For students wishin~ to pur- also been scheduled for faculty and Arecentdecision by theResicbaseone- semester permits, a rate staff parking privileges, as well. Continued on Page 2 KRS-One to lecture at UW-Parkside Parkside Activities Board (PAB), the Urban League of Racine and Kenosha and the Black StudentUnion are pleased to present I1IpperKRS-One (Kris Parker) of BoogieDown Productions on Sunday, April18 at 7l30p.m. in Union Cinema. KRS-One will be lecturingontoday's society, politics, and lite value of education and youth as our future. Tickets are on sale at Ihe Union Information desk for $1.00 for studentS and $3.00 for the general public. Advance purchase oftickets is encouraged as seating THURSDAY, APRIL 15, 1993 What a day! . ~--~---=-- Students check into joining the Parkside Association ofCommunicaLOrs during Liberal Arts Career Day last Wednesday, April 7. For complete coverage, see the story below. Liberal Arts Career Day This activity took intense coordination between UW-Parkside and the community. One person important to the entire process was Waleed Ahmad. Ahmad of theUrbanLeagueandalsoaUWParkside student Slated, "Parkside gets a chance to witness the keen insight of probably the most spiritual, radical rapper in the universe:' Ahmad works with Operation Survival of the Urban League. Through Ahmad's work several community youth will be Continued on Page 5 is limited. The lecture addresses issues which KRS-One's HEAL. (Human Education Against Lies) coalition addresses in their music. When asked why this event was of interest to the campus, Steven Murphy of PAB emphatically replied, "This is important Every student deserves to hear a powerful message about peace and humanity. KRS-One gives this campus that cbance. 1993 revolutionaries don't come to Kenosha every day. Iexpect a seUout" formed students of the rewards, and opportunities available and skills to be learned by volunteering time. Since clubs and student organizations are an excellent way to get on-campus career experience • many attended career day in hopes of enlisting more students and rais· ing money lhrough fund raisers. Also in Main Place was the Shadow Day booth. Students signed up to be malChed with alumm and spend a day at !hal alumni's place of employment Preparation for Career Day was a chance for StudenlS to do internships. Cynd, Stevens, a tudenl who inlemed as a Iiaison between committees thought it was a good learning expenence. aid Stevens, "Although the tnternshlp was five credllS. I learned more from this proJCCtthan five CredIts worth of work. to Dean Howard Cohen of the School of Liberal Arts thoughl that the day wenI well. Cohen hopes that for many the day helped answer lbe question of "What am I (the student) going to do wllb my degree?" Continued Cohen. "We reached a 10l of students Ihrough Continued on I'aae 2 Niek zabn Assistant News Editor Wednesday April 7,Liberal Arts Career Day was held at UW-Parkside. The annual event was organized by the School of Liberal Arts. the Career Center, and University Relations in an effort to bener inform students of career options in the field of Liberal Arts. Panels were held in six different areas of the Liberal Arts from 9:00am to 11 :QOarn. Panelists were all alumni and came from all over southeastern Wisconsin. Their careers were very dj· verse, ranging from Kenosha County District Auomey Robert Jambois to the Branch Manager of the Bank of Elmwood Kelly Kading, to Mary Ann Terry a Technical Writer for Johnson ConlIols, Inc. In Main Place a tremendous amount of balloons auracted student allention to tables set up by the Career Cenler, the Volunteer Program, and numerous clubs and organizations. The Career Center display offered infonnation about careers in the liberal arts, the current joil market, and graduate school progr.llJls. The VolUnteer Program display in- IPSGA works to improve campus safety Nick Zahn campus, the Escort program pro- and Orchard Courts,thePhysical Assistant News Editor vided by the campus police wasn't Education and TallentHa11 buildlarge enough and measures needed ings, and any other location(s) at to laken in order to deter further the discretion of Campus Police attaeks on the UW -Parkside cam - Chief OSlIowski and/or his despus. ignated representatives. Escort Coverage times include The trail program is under but are notlimited to the following: the supervision of the Campus -Sunday 7:30pm to II :OOpmMon- Police who will maintain a runday through Thursday 7:30pm to ning count or the number of es- 12:00am. Provide no coverage for corts provided. At the end of the Friday or Saturday nights as the program the Parkside Student Library closes priorto dusk on Government Association will be these two nights. informed ofthe number of people At present. escort is provided escorted so as to determine the either in the form of a ride or group feasibility of installing a permafrom Main Place in W.LLC to all nent Safe-WCaolnkt.plhr=uaemil.pon age 2 parking lots, the ReSIdence hall Last Friday the Parkside Student Govemment Association . Passed a Resolution implementing a trial escort coverage program beginningApril 12 until the end of IlteSpring1993 semester. Tofund I~$552.00 was requested to be tmnsfered from vending machine fundsto the campus Police Depart- Olent The program, inlIoduced by Senator Bruce Rocco, is intended 10 insure the safety of the univer- ~ty body. The Student Senale felt thatin light of the recent rape on ________________-:-_--------------I~ I Tns RANGERNEWS,Page 2 Out and About Week to promote empathy and understanding for alternative lifestyles Ginger Helgeson FlyerCryerinfonnationstands Wear you jeans and can come out Special to The Ranger News will also be posted all week around of the closet- or, show support no campus to provide information mauer what your orientation. about gay culture. Read and learn! At noon on Wednesday, On Monday, April 19,atnoon, "Cleaning Campus Closets" in GLO will host Annie Holmes of Union 207 will give you the tools to be more inclusive of the gay people you interact with every day. On Wednesday and Friday eveningsat7 p.m. the gay themed film "My Beautiful Laundreue" will be shown in the Union Cinema. Tickets are $1 students, $2 others. Gay & Lesbian Organization , Comedian Rick Burd will entertain Thursday evening at8 p.m. in Union Square. A free, non-alcoholic gathering/ dance will close out "Out and About Week" Friday after the film in Union Square. All gay, lesbian and bisexual campus and community members and supporters are invited to enjoy music videos, snacks and camaraderie. For more information about GLO and "Out and About Week" activities, call Morten at 2650 or Angieat2170. Thestudentorganization meets Wednesdays at noon in CART 143. Continued from Page 1 the number of alumni that came back and shared practical advice with students. Through listening to the alumni, the relationship between their education and a career became much more clear. It gives them more options here at Parkside." Julie Anding, Career Development Coordinator at the The Career Center also thought that the career day was a big success. "It was very time consuming planning it, but the alumni were eager to participate. It reassured many students that there is a life after Parkside." Both Cohen and Andio agreed that in future Liberal Ans Career Days they'd like to see more classroom involvement In parting Dean Cohen noted that a big pan of the day's success was due to different offices in the University working together as well as student involvement in preparing for the pro- April 15, 1993 Battle of the Bands is Friday night ~ ,Melisa Halverson Special to The Ranger News What consists of five local bands, a battle for some awesome prizes, a lot of fun costs only$2.00? You guessed it, UWParkside's "6th Annual Battle of the Bands." The sixth installment of this annual extravaganza promises to be one of the best ever! There certainly have been a lot of changes since the contest was inaugurated six years ago. When "Battle" began six years ago, the winning bands received cash prizes which were donated from the Parkside Activities Board. Two years later the "Baule of the Bands" committee was able to work out a performance on the Summerfest Rock Stage fortheflIStplace band. Regrettably, the radio station that sponsors the Rock Stage was unable to sponsor the program again this year, hence a new grand prize for this year's "Battle", On the brighter side, we have an even better prize for the winning band. Trax-32 recording studio will be donating studio recording time to the wining bands. But wait, will also be awarded with a paid perfonnance at UW-Parkside's End. Besides the changes in the prizes for "Battle,' there also have been changes in the admissions policies. In the past, "Battle" has been open to the public. This brought in a lot of high school kids, and because of that, we were unable to sell beer at the event This year we are giving it back to you UW -Parkside: no high school kids allowed! It will only be open to college students (from any college) and ,their guests. This will allow us to have a beer garden and make itanadult event. You no longer have 10 worry about all those "teenyboppers" hanging around. The competition for this year's "Battle" is intense. There will be five bands competing for the grand prize. They are: TrouserGeese, 3800, Confusion, Lunge, and Arcana Diamond. Four of the five bands hail from Kenosha: Arcana Diamond states it'S roots as being Lake Geneva. For some good, cheap fun, be in the Union Dining room at 7:30 p.m. on Friday April 16. The cost is a measly S2.00 for college students and $3.00 for their guests. Be There! L- ---j~ UW-Parkside's Gay and Lesbian Organization (GLO) will present "Out and About" activities next week, April 19-23, in an effort to get the facts straight about gay, lesbian and bisexual culture. The relative status of gay individuals has become a national American conflict. Reactions to President Clinton's plan to openly enlist gays in the military have made public much of the private homophobic fears and hatred we have all Kenosha in Union 104. Will God been exposed to. still love you if you come out of the Largely an invisible minority, closet? Holmes' lesbian existence gay culture has been challenged to and spiritual background in main- "come out of the closet" during a stream Christian churches promtime of opportunity as well as re- ises an interesting exploration of pression. one woman's journey. Here on campus, you will have Also on Monday, the Lesbian your opportunity all next week to theme film "Desert Hearts" will be air questions, support and com- shown in Union Cinema at 7 p.m. ments on the subject of gay culture. The film will be repeated on Tues- "Tell it to the Wall" will be posted day evening at the same place and in Middle Main Place all week - time. Tickets are $1 for students, and all you have to do is post a note $2 for others. card on The Wall. Wednesday isBlueJeans Day. Liberal.Arts Career Day THURSDAY, APRIL 15 MEN'S BASEBALL· at Northwestern; Evanston, ll..; 3 p.m. WOMEN'S SOFTBALL - at NE Illinois; 3:30 p.m, ATHLETICS - UWP pool, gyms, etc, available for walk-in use forstudents with validated !D's. FRIDAY, APRIL 16 MUSIC - UWP Percussion and Brass Ensembles; CART 0-118; Noon; free. WOMEN'S SOFTBALL· at Augustana, ll..; invitational; 4/16 and 17. MUSIC - Battle of the Bands; Union Dining Room; 7:30 p.m.; $2 students, $3 others; PAB. SATURDA Y, APRIL 17 MEN'S BASEBALL - at Concordia; Milwaukee, WI; doubleheader; 1 p.m, MEN'S TRACK & FIELD - at Carthage; Kenosha; invitational; Noon. WOMEN'S TRACK - at UW-Whitewater; Warhawk In~tational; II a.m. SUNDAY, APRIL 18 Choral Concert 3:30pm First United Methodist Church UW-P Men's Baseball at home Ipm doubleheader TUESDAY, APRIL 20 UW-P Men's baseball at home 2pm doubleheader UW-P Women's softball at home 3:30pm doubleheader WEDNESDAY, APRIL 21 Faculty recital: The McKeever duo CART 0-118 noon, free UW-P Women's softball at homew, 3:30pm ' Bastille Day march at noon from Union Bridge to Main Place for trial and executions Safewalk program Continued from Page 1 The program already has the support of the Women's Center, who coordinators are Jennifer Bums and Heather McCullough. Students and Faculty that have used the service so far have respond enthusiastically. Said Boyd Frederick of his ride "It was most enjoyable. It's nice to see something that PSGA put together actually working. 1just hope it gets used." VOLUNTEER OPPORTUNITIES One-Time Events need YOU. Racine Beach Clean-up is scheduled on Saturday, April 24th from 9:00am-12:00pm. Join the members of the Parkside Community Outreach Club (PCOC) and spend the morning making Racine a beautiful place to live & visit. Transportation will be provided from Parkside. On the same day. same time, the Lutheran Brotherhood Branch 8038 are-beginning a new project called, "Adopt A Highway". They need volunteers to help pick up litter between 31 st street and 60th street on Green Bay Road. A picnic lunch will be provided. See Carol for both events. Third grade girls are asking for troop leader. Eight girls at Winslow Elementary School in Racine are eager to start a noon hour Brownie troop. Flexible day of week. Finish school year with weekly activities. Call Laura Lee Egli, Girl Scout Office - 633-2400. St. Luke' s Hospuol, Racine has openings. Emergency Care Center Volunteer, Life Span Clerical Assistant. East Manor Volunteer (elderly care). Physical Medicine-Clerical Assistant, and TV Hostess. Great opportunity for people interested in a health career. Range from 1-5 hours weekly. Contact Marilyn Leccese, 636-2297 or Carol in the Volunteer Office in the Career Center. Help Mobile Meals in Kenosha Celebrate. Volunteer atone-lime event during Mobile Meal's 20th Anniversary Open House on Friday, April 30th held at the Women's Club from 4:30-7:00 PM. Assist with"food serving. Contact Carol in the Volunteer Office after April 19th. Go to Volunteer Office, WLLC· D175 for more infonnation or call Carol at 595-2011. ~~~============----------------------- ~15, 1993 p~rO~~~~~n~~:e~setn~;O;~~f~iu~~,~~~:tu~sin~H~om;jof~Affricfa c~~:f:~~;TH=ER~~=G[.=N,ws,=Page=3====;;;;;;;:;~ Feature Writer from theNewWOrl~Ord~:~g~es re-orgam~tion and the expansion What's U ? The Hom of Africa program. ~es, of Afnca s desen. ill 1980, estimates placed the and open to the public IS ree . Discussionattheprevioustwo ,«Id's refugee population at 7.3 Moderated by F~da Kh ;nSlallments of the series has been jiltionpOOple. Onlyadecadelater, Professor of Economics at~' rely, With people in attendance ~nlestimates of the number of Parkside, the program wilI f - rom both the Milwaukee and ChiflOplewhO have been forcibly ex- Terry Plater, an Africa SChOI::~ cago.:;:e~. ~4from their homelands are in Professor of Urban Planni W e Refugees from the New ~ 131014 million range. UW-Milwaukee 109 at orld Order" series is sponsored arthecurrent total, the Hom In her talk ,-Refugecs. De I by UW-Parkside's Center for In- . ts f 4 6 '. ve - ternauonal St di . ,A!ricareglon accoun or to opments and Development in the wi u es 10 cooperation lillianof the refugees. The Hom Hom of Africa" Prof th the Center for Ethnic Studies d Africa, comprising Somalia, will focus on the pos~ssor Plater and is ~nother example of the Uganda,Kenya,Ethiopia, Eritrea, of th 1 . I ve aspects Umverstty'sdedicationtocommu_ DjlJOuti, and the Sudan, and its mali::;~~e';'n~i:~~:g~o~: ~~~~~e. ;lads,,;s are welcome, m-"g' ee situation is the subject of tries wiIth hiig h. populations of dis- dents locaalr scShloeolfacteualtcyh and stu-d Wf(ineSday,ApriI2Ist's3:30-5:30 placed peoples . ' ers, an I ture and discussion pro PI· interested citizens are encouraged ,JI\. ec - ater, who taught for three to attend the two hour program ,".,m.. 10 be heldMinI·room 107 of yea. rs a. t the .Un l.verslty 0f Lagos in For more information plea.se UWTh.Peatrhkisridde'isnst0allimnaenrot Haolfl. the NAifgriecraia' ' WIII d ISCUSSthe Hom of call the Center for International ca s. current refugee situation, Studies at (414)595-2701, mornuw. Parkside'sCenterforlnterna- eco nomic deve 1opments, political ings, Monday - Thursday. Permitfees raised serious traffic flow difficulties are expected as a consequence of the construction. According to Wallner, construction on the Residence Hall Lot will begin J ul y 5 and tentatively finish on August 20. The project will expand the existing parking lot from 220 pennit slots to 235, and will include new lighting. It will also move the entrance nearest building four to a safer location along Outer Loop Road, sinceconcern has been voiced about the trouble seeing traffic around the comer in the current position. The cost of the Residence Hall Lot renovation is estimated at $100,000. Women's Center to receive state award Conlinuedfrom Page 1 ~ceHall to renovate its parking ilcilitieshas caused some confuion as to the nature, and purpose of the University's decision to increaseits own parking rates. Assistant Director of Resi- ~ Life Steve Wallner, howlver, points out that the residence OOlI~" ...separate from the univergly. Our fees [are collected] diroughresidencehalI student parking permits," Chief Ostrowski, aware of the confusion,also slressed that "[The Universily] is not planning any work this fiscal year ...The ResidenceHall Lot is not a factor in any o[[TheUniversity's] fees pricing, becausethe Residence Hall has Chris Tishuk Asst, Feature Editor The Women's Center of the Universityof Wisconsin-Parkside bas heen selected to receive the WisconsinAmerican Association ofUniversity Women Equity InitiativeAward. This award is given 0iI1five times a year and honors \tlSonsorprograms who have con- Uibutedto significant progress in ~xequity. The Women's Center lias nominated by Doris Kazell, chosen to maintain its on parking program, so any costs thatare associated with the Residence Hall Lot will be paid for by the residence hall." Ostrowski and Residence Hall officials are working on a temporary parking solution for residence hall students while construction is taking place. According to Ostrowski, the Union Parking Lot will probably be considered in the arrangement, and he funber stated that "it will not be free parking. We'll charge them back for the use of our lots just like wedo everyone else." According to both Chief Ostrowski and Mr. Wallner, no EducationR.A.l.KenoshaAAUW. Representatives of the UWParkside Women'sCenter,Jennifer Bums and Heather McCullough, will be travelling to the Wisconsin AAUW Convention at the Holiday Inn-ManitowOC on Saturday, April 24, to attend the luncheon and receive the award given in honor of the Women's Center. . The Women's Center at UW - Parkside has only been in existence for four years but theircombination of programs and services has made them a substantial and influential force on campus and has enabled them to receive this award after just4 years. This year alone they havesponsored such events as the Health Fair, Rape Awareness Week, Domestic Violence Awareness Week. Women's History Month including l4differenteventsaroundcampus during the month of March, and many other events throughout the entire school year. Continued on Page 5 PEER HEALTH EDUCATORS *Alcohol Awarenes Educational Programs and Activities (Alcohol, Date Rape, AIDS, Sexual Health) *Peer Listening *Campus Referral Agents Applications available in the Student Assistance Office Molinaro DI24 (595-2365) or Student Health Services - Molinaro Dl15 (595-2366) beginning Friday Apri19th Students will be selected before the end of the academic year. APPLICATION DEADLINE: WEDNESDAY APRil.- 28th G~,Ysand Dolls to open April 23 Guys and Dolls" will be performed by the UW-Parkside's Theatre Depanment April 23-24 and April 30-May I. Matinee performances will be held Thursday, April 29 and Friday April 30 both at 10 a.m. ' , The production is the final performance of the 1992-93 Play at Parkside Series, Perfonnances will begin at 7 p.m. 10 the COMM ARTS Thealre. Admission is S8 for the genem! public and S7 for senior citizens. "Guys and Dolls" is a humorous story of a ew York gangster who takes a bet that he can romance a Salvation Anny lady. The producno~, based on a story by Damon Runyon, features the jazzbased musical scoreofFrank Loesscrand includes the songs "Luck Be ALady,''''A Bushel and A Peck, ....Take Back Your Mink ""Sue Me " and "Sit Down You're Rockin' the Boat," ' , For tickets, call the UW-Parkside Ticket Officc between 8 a.m. and 4 p.rn, Monday through Friday at x2564. Physician assisted euthanasia The controversial issues of assisted suicide will be discussed in a free public lecture at the UW-Parkside Tuesday, April 13. "Physician Assisted Euthanasia" will be presented by Dr. Carl Junkennan, assistant director at the Center for the Study of Bioethics at the Medical College of Wisconsin. The lecture will be held at 7:30 p.m. in GRNQ 103, and is sponsored by the university Philosophical Society. Junkennan will address the issues of medicaloctions leading 10 death, arguments thal assisted suicide is illegal and unethical, and effects on society. He will also discuss arguments fa\"Clring as lSted suicide, including the realities of current medical progress and the concept of ..ational suicide. OLhcrtopics covered will include m~t.- ingful doctor/patient relationships, free will and incurable condiuons and unrelenting suffering. For more infonnation, call lbe Philosophy Depanmcnt at .,233 J. Acquaintance rape mock trial An "Acquaintance Rape Mock Trial" Will be held on campus on Friday, April 16. The event is designed to increase awareness of the issues involved in acquainmnce rape. The free public program will be held at 5 p.m. In the Umon Cinema. A question-and-answer period will follow. The program IS sponsored by the Women's Center, Campu Police, Office ofSludeOl Life, Dramatic Ans Department, Pre-Law Club, Peer Health EduCltors and the Student Assisumce Program. The mock uiaI participants will be: Judge, Hon Mary Kay Wagner-Mallory, Kenosha County Circuil Coun; pro. ·ulOr, Shelley Rusch, assistant districl attorney, Kenosha COlIOIY;and defense attorney, Phillip Mary, atlOmey, Madrigano, Zievers, Aiello and laqulDla. UW-Parkside students and staff will serve as the mock tnal victim, accused, coun reporter, police wiUless and medical wilOC .. A jury of 12 will be selected randomly from the audience. For more infonnation on the program, contact Diane Welsh, assistant director of Student Life, at .2278. Indian scholarship deadline near American Indian and Alaska ative college studenlS who nccd financial help for graduate or professional school for the 1993·94 ~car should consider applying to the American Indian Gradu:lte eCOler in Albuquerque, New Mexico. This program provides h Jar hIps for Indians in all fields of sludy for masters and dOClOrate degree . To be eligible for an AIGC fellowship, an apphcaOl must an enrolled member of a federally-recognized tribe or AI", ka all\C group; planning to be enrolled as a full-time gradu:lleludent 10 a maslersor doctorateprograrn at an occrediled U.S. college 10 I -94: and an applicant for campus-based aid at their college fmancial aid offices. If eligible, please contact AIGC irnmediaIel~ aL Amencan Indian Graduate Center, 4520 Montgomery Blvd. NE, ulle I-B, Albuquerque, New Mexico 87109, (505 81-4584. TilE RANGER NEWS, Page,4 April 15, 1993 Editorial A chance to gain understanding ... LETTERS TO THE EDITOR Andrew J. Patch Editor-In-Chief Homosexuality and so-called "alternative lifestyles" together constitute one of the most hotly cootested topics in the national and local media today. On the six o'clock news, in Time Magazine, even down toUWP's First Amendment, we are bombarded with stories and opinions dealing with the legality, morality and simple existence of individuals that do not follow the "traditioal lifestyles" ofmainstrearn America, i.e., heterosexuality. Constantly, it seems, we are presented with heated debates over gays in the military, homophobic beatings, and other issues of similar nature. A great deal of these difficulties, I believe, are based on misunderstanding and miscommunication. 00 you - does anyone except foragay or lesbian person themself - really know what it is like to be homosexual in a dominantly (and of len fascistic) heterosexual sociely? Did you ever stop to wonder? Next week, you'll have your chance. The Gay and Lesbian Organi- Gabe's Gab A strange case of library head zation at UW-Parkside (GLO) is sponsoring"OutandAboutWeek," a week-long celebration and information fest of and for "alternative lifestyles" April 19-23. This is your opportunity to gain some understanding of "the other side of the issue." For too long, Americans have been content simply to sit back and accuse anything we don't understand or don't agree with of being either outright wrong or morally inferior, almost unavoidably regarding whatever it may be with fear and suspicion (if this is not the case, explain the problem of gays in the military). It is time that we finally conquered our pathetic little stereotypes and machismo self-perceptions and actually learned about someone else rather than lumping them iota some "weirdo"-typecategory. Take the time next week to attend one of the "Out and About" events. Meet and talk to someone that is homosexual, lesbian, or bisexual. You may be surprised to find they aren't much different than "normal" people. To the Editor, In some of the past editions of The Ranger News (mainly April 8 ) I have noticed that some people have taken it upon themselves to slander Andy Patch. To those of you who don't know, when .Andy took on the position as Editor-In-Chief of The Ranger News, there were many obstacles that he had to overcome, the main one being the incredible debt that was created by the three Editors-In-Chief prior to Andy and then left for Andy to deal with. When Andy began as Editor- In-Chief, The Ranger News was in a great deal of debt ($18,000). Through Andy [and a devoted staff], The Ranger News has shrunken that debt by more than 75 percent (to under $4,5(0). As Andy has stated in his editorial, The Ranger News is also understaffed. How do you expect these very few people to put out a newspaper any larger than it has been when there is no one to write forit? As Andy said, the rest of the staff has to write numerous articles each week, which is a lot for one person. You also have to remember that these people are students just like you and me. I give kudos to Andy Patch for the excellent job he has done as Editor-In-Chief of The Ranger News for the 1992-1993 academic year. I am sure that many students take the student newspaper and all of the hard work Andy and his staff have put into it for granted. I just hope that the 1993-'94 Editor-In- Chief doesn't. -Melissa Hal verson knows and doesn't care ..." This isa huge leap without any evidence or substance to back it up. And since that is the root of the rest ofhislher argument, the rest falls to pieces. I also quote from his/her letter, "All of the Afro-American students on campus are here to get an education. We have enough day to day problems that we don't need to be mentally beaten down like Mr. Rodney King." All of the students, regardless of race, sex, creed, lifestyle, etc ... are here to get an education. Everyone has problems. As far as the reference to being "...beaten down like Mr. Rodney King" is a huge exaggeration. If any racist or harassing comments were being made to you from a memberofthecampuspoliceforce, you should take your complaints to the administration. In reference to the "obscene question," "00 you attend this college?" It is standard amongst all colleges to check !D's of students going into campus events an dorm's. And if it's any consolation, I'm white (not that it makes a difference) and I've been asked that question, and even the "unnecessary stares" from many other campus police departments. If you haven't read the paper lately, no new campus police are getting hired, one position is being eliminated. So before you file a lawsuit, costing the university lots of money on a lawyer, thereby raising everyone's tuition, I'd like to make a suggestion. Talk to the campus police, talk to the administration, and get facts instead of"probably' s" before you start accusing good people of racism. Does she know that there are more rapes occuring on campus? Has she entertained the idea of visiting a HOP or BSU meeting? Does she know how the organizations are run? Is she afraid to be among her minority student body? Afterrecruiting,u here to maintain your quota, what have you done for us lately? Did she ever think of offering more ethnic courses during theday? I believe Ms. Kaplan is too satisfied with her position to care about her minority students. Parkside needs a change. Anew Editor- In-Chief like Steve Moore would add an ethnic poiot-of-view to our blah and dull paper which has gone 26 long years without ever having a black editor! A new SOC President like Vince Bomer would limit SOC members from cutting up minority organizations' budgets. Also, we desire a new chancellor who would take the time out of their schedule to attend a BSU or HOP meeting and make the minority students feel more like students rather than quotas to prevent her from losing her job! Sincerely, Frustrated Gabe Kluka Columnist rhythmic twitching of the leg, and occasional rnutterings of various songs that will not leave the head of the person who is suffering from rom-tom-ins. To most people this behavior makes the person suffering from this ailment, to appear lively and awake. Take heed, however, as this is soon followed by the next stage of library head, which is catatonia. Students studying all tltings biological and psychological, will be fascinated by the fascinating display of catatonia that takes place daily in our beloved library. Those of you not studying the bio-psychology stuff can view this phenomenon as well, by taking note of these easy to spot symptoms. First, and most notably, is the long blank stare that is usually directed at fluorescent lights. The long blank stare is usually accom Continued on Page 6 To the Editor, CAMPUS TAKES ADVAN-, TAGE OF STUDENTS! Due to the increase in students' tuition and fees also in housing k many students may not be able to I pay for all of their costs if they rely i on financial aid (which may be nor ~ more than $5,960 per year because of proposed budget cuts) to pay for their schooling. One of the increases is because "the student housingparking lot needs to be repaved," says student housing personnel. Permits will go up from $45 to $90, maybe even $100 per year. Then they tag on a plumbing charge just toplunge your toilet if it is stopped up. I thought that's what a maintenance man was for; if this is such a problem for that person then replace him. I thought this was what these types of people do for a living! Continued on Page 6 Hello again, I'm back after a short sabbatical due to library head. Library head is a strange neurological disorder that affects the brain. It is similar to mall head in most ways, except that the urge put on walking shoes and infiltrate and destroy the society of mall walkers isn't there. Scientific evidence presented by several experts in the field of library science, have pointed out several symptoms of library head, and we shall Cover them in order of severity, from least to greatest. Most people have suffered from the earliest symptom of Iibraryhead, which is known as tomtom- iris, This is characterized by an incessant lapping of a pen or pencil on a desktop or table. There is an accompanying To the Editor, I must disagree with 'Justice and Reality' regarding their Comments on the UW-Parkside campus police. The fact that there are no minority police officers is irrelevant to the accusation of racism. For example, just because there are no African-American CompUler Science professors doesn't mean that the Computer Science Department is racist. From 'Justice and Reality's letter I quote, 'The chief probably Sincerely, Trutli and Intelligence To the Editor, Whatarethedutiesofourchan_ cellar? Ms. Kaplan, our chancellor, wasn't present for the minority leadership conference, again. Has she noticed there's no minonty campus police officers? Does she know why the campus officers harass minorities? University of Wisconsin-Parks ide The Ranger News THE RANGER NEWS STAFF Edltor.ln·Chlef Andrew J. Patch ~Layo:ut:E~dito;rd.::~~:.~::::.:::::::::.~:.A:n~n:am:~a:ria:~:se:xNt:on::~::~:.;::~ Assistant Feature Editor Chris Tishuk Sports Editor Ted Mcintyre Copy Editors·..··..····· Carlise Newman, Gabe Kluka ~~~~~;:.~r:::::::::::::::::::.:::·::::::::::::~~e ~~V;:: Columnists Gabe Kluka, George Harris Jr. Tim Kretschmann, C.J. Nelson, Joe Kane Canoonist. , , -•.... " "" .., ,.,Moss General Staff Joe Buenker. LoriCarr, AlanCook, Joel Dahlstrom. Greg Gauthier, MarquitaHaynes. ChrisIngram, CindyMeekma,C. J. Nelson.Tracy Pees, TimRadke, Cory Rath, Christine Wilson Busln Manager ,,, Mike Paupore Assistant Business Managers Shala Anastasio, Karen Slater AdYI.~r·· "; , Judy Logsdon~ Jan Nowak, Stuart Rubner Executive Committee Andrew J. Patch, Annamaria sexton, Carlise NeWman, Gabe Kluka, Chris Tlshuk, Michael Paupore, samuel Manchester 900 Wood Road Box 2000, Kenosha,WI 53141-2000 Editorial(414) 595-2287 Business (414) 595-2295 The RangerNews ispublishedevery Wednesdayduringthe academic year except over breaks and holidays. The RangerNewsis written and edited by students of UWParksiele, who are solelyresponsible for its editorial policy and content munity issues. A representative sample may be published when numerous letters expressing similiar viewpoints are recieved. Letters to the Editor should be typed and doublespaced and include the author's name, social security number, and telephone number. Letters may not exceed 250 words and should be delivered to The Ranger News, Room WLLC D- 139C, before 4 pm on Friday prior to puiblication. Letters that do not meet the aforementioned requirements, as well as those containing offensive, libelous or misleading information, will be returned to the 'author to be rewritten: The Ranger News reserves the right to edit all letters. Letter to EdItor Policy The Ranger News encourages and invites letters to the Editor. Letters disagreeing, or agreeing with an editorial, article, or feature published in The Ranger News are welcomed,as are readers' viewpoints on campus and comcontinuedfrom Page 1 frankly with the bitter realities of ablelD attend KRS-On~'s lecture, life in urban America with songs KRS-One has an mterestmg like "Crack Attack," the group's baCkgrounthdat shaped the lecture self-financed debut single, which ibal the campus Will hear. A run- was an underground success. Soon I'/Iayat 13, Parker devoted the thereafter the group began work on nexlseveny~arsofhis life to l~- what would become the legendary ingandsufVlval,spendinghoursm debut LP, Criminal Minded, retbe public library between being leased independently in 1986. IiOUIlced from subways to public Packed with bleak, hard-hitting and shelterS. sometimes ironic portraits of street Atthe Bronx's Franklin Shel- life, such as "Poetry," "Super How," ter, a public shelter for homeless "The Bridge is Over," and the title men, Kris Parker met his greatest track "Criminal Minded," the inspiration: a charismatic coun- record exploded on the streets. 5Olonramed Scott Sterling, aka OJ One night in August, Scott was ScottLaRock,who encouraged him shot and killed after he and four m honehis burgeoning poetic tal- friends had gone to a housing enl. KRS-One (Knowledge Reigns project in the South Bronx to settle SupremeOver Nearly Everyone) a misunderstanding. Shaken by andScott then formed Boogie theincident,somemembersofBDP DownProductions in homage to didn't want to carry on, but Kris, in !he borough that spawned them, the spirit of'the group, had to con- !he "Boogie Down" Bronx. tinue the battle: "Scott wanted us From its inception, BDP dealt to move on and up." And so they did. In 1987,BoogieDownProductions, now on Jive Records released By All Means Neees: sary, a landmark in establishing rap as a tool for enlightenment Using the Malcolm X-inspired title and cover an, Parker appealed to the criminal minded elements of audience and then focused them in a more positive direction. "I'm concerned about the kids who don't know what time it is," says Parker. "I want to show them that there are different ways to be radical." . During the last few years KRS-One has lectured at universitiesacross the country . The lecture and extensive question andanswerperiodgivessludenls the chance to interact with the undisputed rap rebel. His appearance Sunday at UW-Parkside should not be missed. Second Nature b Moss "C 1993 Moss When Texan Ross Perot goes parachuting Women's CenteLhm1ored __ Continued from Page 3 And this Friday they will besponsoring one of their most ambitious events, the acquaintance rape mock trial. It is because of this direct involvement with school activities and the services it supplies La women around campus that they will be receiving this award. Two of the other four awardees this year are the Optimist Club of West Metro Milwaukee who hosts The Optimist Charity Class-c. a first-class lOumamemspotlighting high school girls basketball and Ethel Sloan, Professor at UW-Milwaukee who has been chose by the National Science Foundauon to lead a 5250,000 project thal will encourage women and minonties inthe UWsystem 10 pursue careers in science. mathematics. engineering, and technology. ~.~..~=~==~~::=====---------------------------- ~~,1993 ObSe~rv:vaatiti:Oo~BBnll~ilJsI~:CClhu·nrttoonnvveenrsrrUlSs~thheenmliiTIlihta~-~======;T'I£~R~ANG~E.;NE;WS~Pa'g~e5 CJ. Nelson President Clinton kee s normi . ry Columnist upin the news and CPS popping man weanng the unifonm of the on - pan to the military, or refusing to ride in apparent amazement of reporters vehicles with military pe and others rson- I " nel. To the military these are . am not surpnsed at the nega- extreme insults ltihvePrreac.udoen the militar.y haass wWiIth ThiISPresi.d.em who ignored e eSI nt, IservedmtheNavy his tum to serve now has the gall for 17 years ,and to say the ntilitary to talk about service to the na- ISconservative ISanalogous to say- tion, then insult its military leadm~ uruversiues tend to be liberal. ers. And now he wonders why It s a given ge~eral tendency. By service members and veterans and large the ,:"ihtary considers its are not supportive and in awe of CoTmmander 10 Chief to be anti- his leadership . In the servic.e muuary and a draft dodger, with yourespecttheofficeoftheman good reason. and not necessarily the man. In the last two months there William Blythe Jefferson aren:ports of senior White House Clinton hasdonenothingto merit officials belittling senior military the personal respect of the miliofficers, refusing any help from a tary or its veterans. In 1968 the United States reed the presence of one Wil- ~ Blythe Jefferson Clinton to jlSiStin some unpleasantness then jlioldingin southeast Asia. Mr. Clinton's response was to lciII'C the country and to actively 'late against the United States ~eatJroad. What Clinton did or did not do during the period of \968-1972 in regards to opposing Pl VietnaffiWar has never been mid andlikely never will be. ''Wailaminute.''yousay. "that vns almost 25 years ago. n True tlIOUghho,wever, I notice that the ,ulitaI1a'nd its relationship to now ~S-One lecture on Sunday APRIL 19TH 8:30PM The heirs of a venerable swing tradition, Harmonious Wail cuts new acoustic groves with soul stirring enthusiam and eloquence. String swing with a funky ring... Harmonious Wail! FREE, COME AND SWING WITH us. UNIOND SPONSORED BY PAB THERANGERNEWS,Page 6 April 15, 1993 - Plugged In! Finally, the mouse can roar again Timothy E. Kretschmann Feature Writer It's been a while since the glory days of Disney. Disney has been regarded as a joke around Hollywood for quite a while-some would even say from the day Walt Disney died. (By the way, the rumor of Walt being cryogenically preserved as a popsickle for future generations is absolutely false. I've gone to great pains to dig up the facts on this one and apparently iris exactly what I wrote in the previous sentence: only a rumor.) Disney, for quite some time, had resembled its failed foray into Sci-Fi in the '70's,TheB/ackHole. Nothing seemed to be able to break free of its destructive forces. Disney was a studio spiraling into a kind of hell. Look at some of the animated "treats" they had been dishing out in the '70's to early 80's. (Anyone who's witnessed The Aristocatscan attest to this.) Yeech! They even lost their TV series for a while (though, I reallyean 'tsay I've ever been much of a fan of anything they've produced forTV since Walt stopped introducing for it-something I never had the pleasure of seeing on live TV). Recently, however, the king of Family Entertainment has returned- and big time. How? Some will say a return of family values. Some will say it's all the anklebiters the yuppies have been spawning recently. I think that is all a big pile of crap. Obviously, Michael Eisner is one of the main reasons and his lesson can teach anyone scratching nickels together what to do with their money. Diversify! Disney has set up a slew of new Disneyland parks including Japan and Europe. In fact, Paul Harvey recently reported that Disney land-Tokyo had about 125 million visitors in its first year which is approximately the entire population of Japan. Disney opened two new studios that have been monikered Touchstone and Hollywood Pictures. It's this approach, along with thereinvestment in the Disney Animation Department, that has resurrected the careening crew of Disney Studios. The Animation Department's revitalization has become front page news ever since thestanIing nominations forBeauty and the Beast at the Oscars two years ago. Now, with the mega success of Aladdin it seems there is no stopping Disney animators. (Of course, some wonder if Menken/ Rice as songwriters will have the same magical touch that Menken/ Ashman had.) Then, there is Touchstone. Touchstone was set up as the PG & PG-B sectionofDisney, thus keeping the Disney name sacred with family enterlainment. Touchstone made some very successful films includingSp/ash, which started Ron Howard's directing career, and Three Men and a Baby, which should have ended Ted Danson's career. (Well, I can dream, anyway!) Touchstone also brought back the idea of a talent stable (though theword talent is being used loosely here in some cases). Richard Dreyfuss, Shelley Long, Bette Midler, and others repeatedly appeared in Touchstone films. Some of these flicks were pretty damned awful, which supports my idea that Touchstone is a return to the old "Studio" system. Instead of going for the glory each time, they were content to make some programmers that were destined for much longer stays on video than celluloid. Look to Moon over Parador and Hello, Again as typical of this philosophy. Now with the rise of the direct-to-video market that has been proven in the horror genre most dramatically (especially a wonderful little company called Full Moon), perhaps some of this mildly entertaining pablum will go directly to the small screen. Hollywood Pictures' direction is far more interesting. So far, it hasn't done a whole lot. It was set up as the Adult, Rrated wing of Disney.Thus far, its .t back to yOU We're g.lV'Ing k\ids a\lowed".. high school parkside··no 1.0. is r eqUired to g . et In (18 and older) must be Non-college studen~~ge student with a co $2 COllegestUd $3 guests (18 ents and old er) Of Coli Prizes donated by ege SlUds. Trax·32recording studio only films of note come from Spielberg buddy director Frank Marshall with his moviesAlive and Arachnophobia (perhaps he'll move on to the letter B in the future), which have done some mild box office. Other stuff, like Run, has bombed out right-in the case of Run, for good reason. No matter the destiny of Hol- Iywood Pies, Touchstone is very strong and Disney is on a rebound from nowhere. Heck, they can even afford a hockey team of their own now, named appropriately, The MightyDucks. (By the way,Ducks did tremendous box office and was one of the best held secrets of big films last year. Family films tend not to get covered by newspapers and TV often because they aren't exciting. Exception: Beauty & the Beast and Aladdin. Mainly this isdue to Academy Award nominations. The Little Mermaid didn't get a tenth of the publicity Aladdin got when it opened.) Disney is back, but some still question, as in the past, if this glitz is good for children. But as 01' Walter Elias Disney said when he was alive, "I've never called this an. It's show business, and I'm a showman." Until next week, stay Plugged In! LEITERS TO THE EDITOR Continued from Page 4 Just put a plunger on the list of things a student can use when they pay the $5 social fee. We also have an increase in minimum food budget from $455 to $475 that may not look like a lot but when your money gets cutshort by the people who are over in the financial aid office, and other expenses go up it will not work out! Can we find some sort of solution to this problem or are we going to sit here and get nothing for something? Take a look at what your budget is for next year! Take a look at what your expenses are next year! James E. Briggs A STUDENT! Gabe's Gab Continued from Page 4 panied by bouts of lead eyelids, and the yips. The yips are theasso_ ciated effort of the brain trying to wake up the body. Most people suffering from the yips will usually make strange noises while trying to wake themselves up, but this is to no avail. The body is consumed by full-blown library head. Full blown library head is symptomized primarily by sleep. However, there are some delightful side effects such as drooling, unintelligible grunts, and rubbing of the face. You can tell a person who has had a bout of library head by several indicative factors: Cloth marks or lines on the face from sleeping on either a library COUCh, ora spiral notebook; Smeared notes and wet clothes from drooling; Hair smashed on one side of the head from sleeping on a table. If you see a person coming down with library head, you can do one of two things, buy them a caffeinated beverage, Or Slay around for some good laughs. The cause of library head has not been proven, but theoriesrr c ge from Iseus' theory of library air, invented by Nancy Iseus and .onceming the stagnation of the air, to my theory of florescent lights, which concerns the beautiful Ii: 11- ing in the library and its reflecuon of book pages. However, a strong case can be made for boredom. AITENTION PROFESSIONALS AND COLLEGE GRADUATES! Get Networked! Get Hired! Send us vcar resume "nd plUIi tete the counlry's llnl tvlll' compvlerlzed Employment Network.. Employment Nefwork. Inc. of Green Bay offers YOU ctr e cr compuler access 10 hundreds of as yel vnaeverusec lobS ...l..lh malor companies throughout wts ccnstn. No where else ca." you connect wllh so mlln\, eecwstve lob oPparlvnllles, so QuiCkly lind lIf1ordillbly. The Premium One-vear-Membership IS reaularl, priced at n9.'S. 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I Ranger starting pitchers are do- mem ers Ip WI t e nauona or- ing everything in theirpowerto ganization and affiliate its sports keep that loss column stuck on teams exclusively with the NCAA thenumberseven. Senior southpaw Kelly Zielinski, Jason beginning next season. Neitzel and Steve Grzeskiewicz are three hurlers having terrific season. the pitchers mound, you can bet they're going to see anothe lefty in Jason Neitzel. Neitzel, a native of Oshkosh Wisconsin, in enjoyingabout as good a year on the mound any freshman could hope to have. He is now 2-0 on the year, but is the recipient of the team's only tie which was called on the accountof darkness with the score standing at 2-2. The young southpaw accompanied by his virtually unhittable breaking ball, is averaging 1.27 ERA. One of Neitzel's victories included a complete game shutout of Illinois College, in which he allowed only four hits while striking out 13. Finally, we come to the hard throwing righthanded Steve Grzeskiewicz who transfered-to Parkside from Oklahoma State. So far on the hill, he has acquired deceiving 1-2-1 mark. Grzeskiewiczhas found himselfmaking a trip to the mound against the two toughtest teams the Rangers Pitching prowess. Here's how the Rangers staff has will face. His victory came stacked up against opponents this sea on. against the defending NCAA W ERA SO BB II National Champions, Wil- R 9 2.62 109 60 liam Paterson. Also included angers in his record is a save against L__ 0.p.p.o.ne.f.lls 7_ .4•.•18_.8.J_ 8.7_~ DI Cornell. V Play Ball TheIntramural Softball season has begun.Teamsare competing Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday at PetsPark next door to UW-P. These three Rangers, who have accounted for 70 innings pitched this season, have led the staff to an outstanding 2.62 ERA; and ERA definitely not deserving of a 9-7-1 overall record. Zielinski himself has contributed a mere 0,48 to the teams ERA in his 18 innings of work on the hill. An ERA which has earned him a team leading 3-0 record thus far, including a victory over division I Cornell University. Zielinski. averaging a strikeout per inning, has allowed only one earned run in his 18 innings. Included in that 3-0 recordis a complete game twOhitter, in which he sat down ten opposing hitters on strikes. Ifa team for some reason in adoubleheaderagainsttheRangers dosen't see the left handed Zielinski leering at them from Intramural Softball Results/Schedule Tuesday's results Kenieval's Crew 12 Firedogs 8 Hit & Run 11 Barley Pops 1 Elbanos 13 Miller's Best 3 Thursday's Games 4:00 Kenivel's Crew vs. Elbanos 5:00 Johnson vs. Hit & Run 6:00 Johnson vs. Gilbertson Play Ball What is your favorite major league baseball team? Brewers 39 Cubs 24 White Sox 14 Yankees 10 Twins 2 Pirates 2 A's 2 Source:1()()UW"~arkside students. Section B A Ranger batter takes a swing. 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Please direct all inquiries to The Ranger News' Assistant Business Manager, Jackie Johnson at (414) 595-2295. - .C.L.U.B.E.V.E.NT.S_' I HELP WANTED I 1__ .S.E.R.VI.C.E.s_ .. 1 ,1 _.F.O.R.S.A.L.E_.I I,_P.E.R.SO_NA.L.S_} GLO sponsors a Gay and Lesbian Support Group. For more info. contact Morten at ext. 2650, John at 2244, or Angie at 2170. GLO the Gay and Lesbian OrganizationmeetseveryThursdayat2pm in CART 142. Friends,family,and supporters of gays and lesbians are welcome. Join the Revolution! The French Club will hold it's annual Bastille Day recreation on Weds., April 21st at noon in upper main place. Bid for the right to behead your favorite (or not so favorite) professor! Pre-Law Club meets on Mondays at lOam in Molinaro 128. Comeon you Pre-Lawyers, Get Involved! Bovwinkle: Hey Rocco! Do you know about the new fees the administration has thrown on the students? Rocco: Yeah and I'm real peeved about it. That's why I'm anending the P.S.G.A. Forum at noon on Friday, April 16. PAC meets every Wed. at noon in CART 133. Everyone welcome! Inter Varsity Christian Fellowship(IYCF) meets Wednesdays at noon in Molinaro 107. Christians of any denomination and anyone curious about Christianity welcome. Please donate clothes for charitable purposes to The Activities Connection at 3C (Nicole) or 6C (Shantay). College Republicans meet every Monday at 2:00pm in Moln. 112. Now more than ever you need to be in the party! KRS-One wants to rap with you: Sunday, April 18, 7:30 in the Union Cinema. $1 UW -Pstudent/$3 public. Reserve your seat at the info desk. GREEI(S & CLUBS RAISE A COOL $1000 IN JUST ONE WEEKI PLUS $1000 FOR THE MEMBER WHO CALLS! No obligation.No cost. And a FREE IGLOO COOLER if you qWllify. Call 1-800-932-0528, Ext. 6S ALASKA SUMMER EMPLOYMENT -fisheries. Earn $600+/ week in canneries or $4,000+/ month on fishing boats. Free transportationl Room & Board! Over 8,000 openings. No experience necessary. Male or Female. 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Student Walking Group- 12 Noon on Monday-Wednesday-Friday. Inside walking for 20 minutes, UWP D2 Level. S~ Friday, March 4, 1993. Meet at Molinaro entrance near elevator. For more infonmation contact Health Services, 595-2366 or Moln Dl15. Need a buddy to walk you safely to where you are going? Call the Campus Police Ext. 2455 for an escort. They are available Sunday 7:30pm to 1l:00pm, Monday- Thursday 7:30pm to 12:00am. FOR RENT I Summer Housing for rem at beautiful Biscayne Gardens. 3 bedrooms, 1 1/2 baths, partially furnished. Heal and water included. Call 554-5497. Subleasers needed for summer. 2 bedroom apt. only 5 min. from school. $510/month & electric. Call Yanessa or Linda 551-9317. ,- FOR_SA_LE III Contraceptives for sale at affordable prices. Condoms 10 for $ 1.00 and birth control pills $4 a packet. Contact UW-Parkside Health Services, 595-2366 or MOLN Dll5 for more infonmation. CHEAP! FBI/U.S. SEIZED 89 MERCEDES $2oo 86YW $50 87 MERCEDES $loo 65MUSTANG $50 Choose from thousands starting $50. Free Information-24 Hour Hotline. 801-379-2929 PERSONALS I Whether or not Sting is better than Paul, don't even try comparing him to that ugly old Lenny! Kevin R., Toan, Kevin W., Josh, Andre,Chris, and Reggie--Thanks for all your help. Your kindness and generosity is greatly appreciated! All of you are truly some of God's best children- Teesh. John: Hey George! Get your Snappy Bellbottoms out for the Gig Friday night. I hear the Trouser Geese even got hold of some butterfly collars. George: Hu, Hu, Hu ...You mean the 6th annual Parkside Battle of the Bands? Can we playT AXMAN again? Paul: No you P.O.S. We're playing Magical Mystery Tour! Ringo: I don't care what we play. I'm just lucky to hangout with you musicians! Paul: If I go barefoot will they think I'm dead like they did when Abby Road came out? George: If Paul goes barefoot can I bring one of my little stone garden elves from the ALL THINGS MUST PASS album cover? Find the road home with ECU's new Homebuying information service. Learn buying, selling, shoppIng and financing techniques all in a convenient workbook complete with brochures! Serving all UW Parkside employees and students. NCUA "'- .... Tallent Hall Rm. 286 595-2150 9,30-4,00 John: OK! I'm wearing white and Yoko's coming!!! Paul: Please don't John. Linda I can'tmakeiL Who'drollthejoints? George: We were just kidding. Yoko doesn't really have to come to the Battle does she? Ringo: I don't care. I'mjustlucky to hang out with you musicians! Let's make a movie, I feel some tallent coming on. I Am The Walrus! Goo Goo Goo Joob. But what I really need to know is... Can I trade it in for z:z. Top? Chris- See you at the rap, 7:30 sharp. For one cheap buck you've got no excuse! LaDeDa & Diana Sony guys, I can 'I play tomorrow night 'cause Igot an ear-ache. 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SEND FOR FREE INFO,RMATIQIL ABACUS Enterprises, Dept. 41 PO Box 34S1 Oak Brook, IL 60S22 Include your nBlTIC, address, and phone number Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger News, Volume 21, issue 25, April 15, 1993 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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