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The guest editorialt;'is week is an open letter from the United Council. See it on Page 6 nside ... Minority enrollments up at UW-Parl<side. Page 2 RangerFesl to rock Union Square. Page 3 Check out Sam's music review on Faith No More. Page 4 VOLUME 21 ISSUE 4 UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN - PARKSIDE Campus reacts to Dean dismissal Dennis Clarke News Editor DennisDean, a OW-Parkside professor of English and humanities, was fired by the OW System BoBrd of Regents after it decided J)elID was indeed guilty of four ~of SClluaJ harasSment of stu- ",llelWeen 1985 and 1991. Tempt481yreplacementshave found for the three classes was inslructing this semes- .. Dean, a tenured faculty memj", blldbeen involved with Parktide since its inception in 1%8. ''Currently we have three different people handling Dean's classes," said Donald Kummings, professorof English at OW-Park· side and chairman of the English department "They have plenty of experience in teaching these classes, so 1felt pretty good about lhefactthstwedidgetgood people to replace him." Kummings reports that students seem to be handl ing the change well. "1' veheard a few reports," said Kummings, "and mainly they suggest to me that students are very glad to have this situation resolved and have some stability in the classes, which they deserve and should have had in the first place. "They (students) are happy 10 have the new instructors because professor Dean, perhaps understandably, was distressed and unhappy toward the end." Kummings reported that he is hopeful that the quest for a permanent replacement for Dean will run smoothly and relatively quickly. "I think that the department is going to be discussing a replacernentfor him as early as next week," said Kurnmings. "We will go through a normal recruitment process," commented Howard Cohen, Dean of the School of Liberal Arts. Both Cohen and Kummings indicated that they felt the entire Dean controversy has been an unndian policy change eing debated by many Nick Zabn Assistant News Editor COlltroversy has arisen surroundingthe legitimacy of certain persons claiming 10 be American Indians,as shown in a report from TheCapital Times. "A state board wants the UniversityofWisconsin 10screen stucems woo claim 10 be American Indiansas a way to prevent fraud," aboard member said. Cunently, UW students need onlyto identify themselves as an Amen.can Indi.an to be considered one. By making that claim they qUalifyfor grants and SChOI~Ships . targeted for needy minorities. the Theproblem, some say, is that , UW system does not check or SC:e" these applicants, so students w 0 have no Indian background aredefraudingthe university with- OUttheirknowledge. ~dmissions adviser Chris hi deeds. an American Indian 19~seIf,Ii.gores two-thirds of the UW~?Can Indians students at '"!'beMadison are self-identified. III b8e Students account for as Ilolirti as $500 ,0p0e0r year m., rruty grants and aid," he said. Manydeeds contends that some "check in the box" Indians are getting money they don't deserve and which should be going to other minorities. UW administralOrsresponded that Manydeeds' estimates were off and said they have no recorded evidence of actual abuse. " Andrea "Tess" Arenas, acting OW system special assistant on minority affairs, wiUtalk to the 13- member state board in Stevens Point. The board, created in 1979, advises the state superintendent, Board of Regents, the Higher Educational Aids Board and the Vocational, Technical and Adult Education Board on all matters related to American Indian education. Arenas said she is still gathering information about the issue and the university has not decided whether a policy change is needed. Board chairman Mr. Pyatskowit, said the state board, whose members are appointed by the governor, will probably ask the UW to implement some sort of screening process. "I think they have to look at their policy," he said. fortunate, albeit necessary, occurrence. "1 think we all very much regretted the circumstances that led to his dismissal and wish that none of this would have happened," said Cohen. "Nobody takes any pleasure in there having 10be a dismissal of a tenured faculty member. ''On the other hand," continued Cohen, "he was found 10have committed acts that justify dismissal. I think it's good that the University took that step, given what they found." Kummings reflected Cohen's attitude. "It certainly is unfortunate for Dennis Dean, but it is very unfortunate for his students," he said. Kummings added that he felt bad about the rate at which matters proceeded in the case. "Maybe the University could have done something a little differently over the summer," he sug- Continued on Page 2 WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 1992 Long wait: students wait patiently as food service personnel acclimate themselves 10the new charging system. The system will soon, according 10Union Director Bill Niehbur, cut waiting time significantly. November is earliest date for tuition decision Alan R, Cook and Dennjs Clarke News Writers UW-Parkside students anxious about 1993-94 tuition costs can expect no immediate relief for their worries from the Universitv of Wisconsin Board of Regents. No official decision about next year's tuition costs will be announced until November or later. "No decisions have been made ...Nodecisions will be made in the immediate future," stated Judith Temby, secretary of the Board, in a September 17 telephone interview. Tembyexplained the process that the Board of Regents follows as it deliberates on tuition costs. At their last meeting, Board members received a detailed study paper that presents a variety of options, ranging from "~o increases at all" 10"substanual percentage increases." At theirOclObermeeting, the Board of Regents will adopla set of basic principles based on this study. Not until November, Temby said, when they begin their biennial budget review, wiU actual figures and percentages be discussed. Only after that can an official decision and announcement be expected. However, there has been much said concerning the possible tuition increases recently. U At Wisconsin universities, a frrst-rate education is still very affordable," noted Governor Tommy Thompson. "I want to keep it that way." UW Board of Regents George Steil echoed the governor's sentiments. "We all agree that DOneof us want to see double-digit inflation on the rate oftuition and that this would be something that would be totally unacceptable 10this board." Steil wished to put an end to fears that the Board of Regents would approve a 22.2 percent tuition increase that had been recommended by UW System administration. OW administrators had recommended three separate tuition options to raise faculty and academic staff salaries. The other two options called for increases of 13.6 or 12.7 percent. It appears unlikely that large tuition increases in the future will • garner much support either. Milton Neshek, the chairman of the Governor's Compensation Commission told the Board of Regents that "dramatic annual increases in tuition rates should be avoided" and that double-digit tuition hikes "probably would not be acceptable." Neshek did however add that tuition, as well as state aid 10 the university. must increase in order to maintain the quality of education throughout the UW System. "The system is at risk if we continue along the current path," he said. Steil was confident that an acceptable remedy to the financial bind in which theUW SySlemfinds itself can be found. "1 think that we'll be able to work it out with the state of Wisconsin," said Steil, "and then we would be able 10 hold the tuition under the ten percent and keep it in single digits." 1an nside ... Minority enrollments up at UW-Parkside. Page 2 RangerFest to rock Union Square. Page 3 '"'"IEV\IS Editorial ... The guest editorial this week is an open letter from the United Council. See it on Page 6 Check out Sam's music review on Faith No More. Page 4 VOLUME 21 ISSUE 4 UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN - PARKSIDE WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 23, 1992 Campus reacts to Dean dismissal Dennis Clarke News Editor Dennis Dean, a UW-Parkside professor of English and humanities, ~ fired by the UW System Board of Regents after it decided J)aD wa, indeed guilty of four _,.asofsexual harassment of sLubetweell 1985 and 1991. Temporary replacements have found for the three classes Dell was instructing this semesDean, a tenW'ed faculty memiler, bad been involved with Parkside since its inception in 1968. "Currently we have three different people handling Dean's ctas.,es," said Donald Kummings, professor of English at UW-Parkside and chainnan of t.he Engli h department ''They have plenty of experience in teaching these ctas.,es, so I fell pretty good about thef.:tthat wedidgetgoodpeople to replace him." Kummings reports th l students seem to be handling t.he change wen. "I'veheardafewreports,"said Kummings, "and mainly they suggest to me that students are very glad to have this situation resolved and have some stability in the classes, which they deserve and should have had in the first place. ''They (students) are happy to have the new instructors because professor Dean, perhaps understandably, was distressed and unhappy toward the end." Kummings reported that he is hopeful that the quest for a pennanent replacemem for Dean will run smoothly and relatively quickly. "I think that the department is going to be discussing a replacement for him as early as next week," said Kummings. 'We will go through a nonnal recruitment process," commented Howard Cohen, Dean of the School of Liberal Arts. Both Cohen and Kummings indicated that they felt the entire Dean controversy has been an unndian policy change eing debated by many Nick Zahn Aaistant New Editor Cmttroversy has arisen surrounding the legitimacy of certain JlttSOOs claiming to be American Indians, as shown in a report from The Capital Times. "A state board wants t.he University of Wisconsin to screen students who claim to be American Indians as a way to prevent fraud," a board member said. Currently, UW students need only ro identify themselves as an American Indian to be considered one .. By making that claim, they qualify for grants and scholarships targeted for needy minorities. the Theproblem,somesay,isthat UW 5Ystem does not check or st;:e" these applicants, so students w O have no Indian background are defrauding the university without their knowledge. Ma Admissions adviser Chris h" 0Ydeeds, an American Indian 1~~self, fi_gures two-thirds of the UW-~~ Indians students at ~'4\IJ50ll are self-identified. much students account for as asssooooo . . llOri , per year m m1- ty grants and aid," he said. Manydeeds contends that some "check in the box" Indians are getting money they don't deserve and which should be going to other minorities. UW administrators responded that Manydeeds' estimates were off and said they have no recorded evidence of actual abuse. Andrea "Tess" Arenas, acting UW system special assistant on minority affair , wiU talk lo the 13- member state board in Stevens Point. The board, created in 1979, advi the state superintendent, Board of Regents, the Higher Educational Aids Board and the V ocational, Technical and Adult Education Board on all matters related to American Indian education. Arenas said she is still gathering information about the issue and the university has not decided whether a policy change is needed. Board chafrman Mr. Pyatskowit, sajd the state board, whose members are appointed by the governor, will probably ask the UW to implement some sort of screening process. "I think they have to look at their policy," he said. fortunate, albeit necessary, occurrence. "I think we all very much regretted the circumstances that led to his dismissal and wish that none of th.is would have happened," said Cohen. "Nobody lalces any pleasure in there having to be a dismissal of a tenured faculty member. "On the other hand," continued Cohen, "he was found to have committed acts that justify dismissal. I think it's good that the University took that step, given what they found." Kummings reflected Cohen's attitude. "It certainly is unfortunate for Dennis Dean, but it is very unfortunate for his students," he said. Kumm in gs added that he felt bad about the rate at which matters proceeded in the case. "Maybe t.he University could have done something a little differently over the summer," he sug- Continued on Page 2 Long wait: students wait patiently as food service personnel acclimate themselves to the new charging system. The sy tern will soon, according to Union Director Bill Niehbur, cut waiting time significantly. November is earliest date for tuition decision Alan R.Cook and Dennis Clarke News Writers UW-Parkside students anxious about 1993-94 tuition costs can expect no immediate relief fortheirworriesfrom the University of Wisconsin Board of Regents. No official decision about next year's tuition costs will be announced until November or later. "No decisions have been made ... No decisions will be made in the immediate future," stated Judith Temby, secretary of the Board, in a September 17 telephone interview. Temby explained t.he process that the Board of Regents follows as it deliberates on tuition costs. Attheirlastmeeting,Boardmembers received a detailed study paper that im:sents a v~ety _of options, ranging from _no increases at all" to "substanual percentage increases." At their October meeting, the Board of Regents will adopt a set of basic principles based on this study. Not until November, Temby said, when they begin their biennial budget review, will actual figures and percentages be discussed. Only after that can an official decision and announcement be expected. However, there has been much said concerning the possihle tuition increases recently. "At Wisconsin universities, a first-rate education is still very affordable," noted Governor Tommy Thompson. "I want to keep it that way." UW Board of Regents George Steil echoed t.he governor's sentiments. "We all agree that none of us want to see double-digit inflation on the rate of tuition and that this would be something that would be totally unacceptable to this board." Steil wished to put an end to fears that t.he Board of Regents would approve a 22.2 percent tuition increase that had been recommended by UW System administration. UW administrators had recommended three separate tuition options to raise faculty and academic staff salaries. The other two options called for increases of 13.6 or 12.7 percent. It appears unlikely that large tuition increases in the future will gamer much support either. Milton Neshek, the chainnan of the Governor's Compensation Commission told the Board of Regents that "dramatic annual increases in tuition rates should be avoided" and that double-digit tuition hikes "probably would not be acceptable." Neshek did however add that tuition, as well as state aid to the university, must increase in order to maintain t.he quality of education throughout the UW System. "The system is at risk if we continue along the current palh," he said. Steil was confident that an acceptable remedy to the financial bind in which the UW System finds itself can be found. "I think that we'll be able to work it out with t.he state of Wisconsin," said Steil, "and then we would be able to hold the tuition under the ten percent and keep it in single digits." I Dennis Clarke News Editor According to preliminary figures, enrollment of minority students at UW-P;ui<side is up drastically this fall, as compared to figures from this time last year. After the second day of registration, figures showed that there were485 minority studentsenrolled at UW·Parkside, a 22.4 percent increase over last fall's figures. Minority enrollment includes Hispanic, African American, Asian and American Indian snidents. Gary Grace, assistant chancellor for student affairs, feels there are various reasons for the jump in minority enrollment. "It's a lot of little positive steps," said Grace. "It's recruitment, it's retention, it's staffing. The efforts wc'veputinto making a diverse staff - that makes a difference." Anthony Brown, Director of the Center for Educational and CulLural Advancement, agrees. "There are a lot of students being retained at this university," said Brown. "I think that's where the biggest increase in (minority) enrollment is." However, Brown notes that there are other factors involved in the increase. "First you should look at the demographics in tl)e cities of Kenosha and Racine. Even in just the past five years, the African American numbers went up from about 3000 to 5000 now," commented Brown. Grace claimed that help provided by Student Support Services assisted in boosting the minority enrollment figures. Brown agrees, but Iccls thal programs such as Student Support Services have been inaccurately labeled as minority programs. ''There are a lot of federal programs that are stigmatized as minority programs - like welfare, social service programs. We have federal programs on this campus that are being wrongly stigmatized as serving only minority students. ''There's only one program in this university - that's our program (the Center for Educational and Can't save? At ECU, saving is easy ... and you earn more! Regular savings earns 4.55%, yielding 4.63%! Serving all UW Parkslde emptoyees and students. Iw~J Tallent HalfRm. 286 595-2150 9,30-4,00 CoraiReef 'Eatery &Pub Thursday Nite College Nite $2 Cover • Disc Jockey "MUS1'CD'" r, severy Thursday DOUBLE TROUBLE 8oz. Shorties Miller or Lite: 2 for $1 $1 Shots 302-58th 51. it Kenosha q ~2~~65~2~-O~5~O2J."5~~. 6~58~-8~7~3~~~' r hood so wonderfully," and, "Iwis~ we had more ume; there are s many things I'd like to eXPlor WIith you. " e "He wanted to have sex wi~ me," Thome testified. Jackie Arena, also a studenlil Thome's English class with Dean, had received an F on her finalE~ glish composition folder and had gone todiscussher grade withDean Arena testified that Dean askedha if she would like to go for a wall. Dean and Arena walked IOtheClUil country trails where Dean a,kej questions about Arena's parenb and whether or not she had a boy. friend. Arena also testified Ihai Dean asked her, "How imponam~ this grade to you?" and that healsi offered to "work something OUL" Arena also testified that Deal had grabbed her hand, pulled h~ and said, "You seem lonely and insecure." Kimberly Meyer testified Ihai while she was a student of Dean's in the spring of 1988, she approached Dean in his office 10 d~cuss an assignment. Dean and Meyer took a walk to Petrifying Springs park, about a quarter or a mile from campus. There, Meye! claimed Dean kissed her. Wanda Leiting, a UW-Park· side graduate, claimed during Ihe hearing that in 1985 Dean had leaped on her in his office and kissed her. Leiting said that she Continued on Page 4 Dr. McGillicuddy's" Jagermeister .. Rumple Minz Editor's Note: Due to last-minute changes in layout, a portion of the Dennis Dean Story in last week's issue was accidentallyomitted. Also, in a reference to the charges against Dean, the charges were incorrectly referred to as assault - they were in fact charges of harassment. The Ranger News apologizes to its readers and to Tala Hay, the story's writer. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Now's Your Chance ... LT/T S M!JL~ YL'lYE.91.L/ Clubs find Org'anizations: $ to Sponsor or Help Sponsor Innovative Alcohol/Drug Free Events. Endless Possibilities! Some Ideas Include: ., Dances (D] Band) ., Mock Trial ., M"ovies ., Cultural Events ., Intramural Sports ., Theme Parties ..,, Res. Halls ProgranlS" Guest Lectures (Your Program Idea!) Call 595·2338 or Stop in by Moln 0124 for \pplications or More Information. Sponsored by: Student Assistance Program $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Tut RA. 'GER Ntws, Page 2 Minority enrollments up at UW-Parkside Dean dismissal Continued from Page 1 gested. Dennis Clarke News Editor According to preliminary figures, enrollmenL of minority sludents at OW-Parkside is up drastically this fall, as compared to figures from this time last year. After the second day of registration, figures showed that there were485 minority students enrolled at UW-Parkside, a 22.4 percent increase over last fall's figures. Minority enrollment includes Hispanic. African American, Asian and American Indian students. Gary Grae~, assislanL chancellor for student affairs, feels there are various reasons for the jump in minority enrollment. "It's a lot of little positive steps," said Grace. "It's recruitment, it's retention, it's staffing. The efforts we'veputinto making a di verse staff - that makes a difference." Anthony Brown, Director of the Center for Educational and Cultural Advancement, agrees. "There are a lot of students being retained al this university," said Brown. "I think that's where' the biggesL increase in (minority) enrollment is." However, Brown notes that Lherc are other factors involved in the increase. "First you should look at the demographics in the cities of Kenosha and Racine. Even in just the past five years, the African American numbers went up from about 3000 to 5000 now," commented Brown. Grace claimed that help provided by Student Support Services assisted in boosting the minority enrollment figures. Brown agrees, buL fc~Is thal progrnms such as StudentSupportServiceshavebeen inaccurately labeled as minority programs. "There are a lot of federal programs that are stigmatized as minority programs - like welfare, social service programs. We have federal programs on this campus that are being wrongly stigmatized as serving only minority students. "There's only one program in this university- that's our program (the CenLer for Educational and Can't save? At ECU, saving is easy ... and you earn more! Regular savings earns 4.55%, yielding 4.63%! Serving all UW Parkside employees and students. I_Jti:Qi_l Tallent Half Rm. 286 595-2150 9:30-4:00 Cora[~ef T.atery&Pu6 Thursday Nite College Nite $2 Cover • Disc Jockey "M . D ' " Th d us1c r. s every urs ay DOUBLE TROUBLE 8oz. Shorties Miller or Lite: 2 for $1 $1 Shots Dr. McGillicuddy's Jagermeister RumrleMinz Cullural Advancement) - Lhat has a specific mission of serving African American, Native American, Asian and Hispanic students," concluded Brown. Brown also notes, however, that the CECA does not only serve minority students. "We don't only help minority students," said Brown. "We help everyone. We never tum anyone away." With that in mind, Brown suggested that attention be turned to the needs of other groups of students also. "We should start looking at other students whose needs aren't being mcL," uolc<l Brown. "Like international students for example. Our minority enrollments are going up; international student enrollments are going down. What's going on there? Do they have a home (at UW-Parkside)?" Preliminary figures indicated that foreign student enrollmem stood at 27, down one student from lasL year's mark. Enrollmenl of while students was down slightly also, to 4,222. Final enrollment figures should be available soon. Editor's Note: Due to last-minute changes in layout, a portion of the Dennis Dean Story in last week's issue was accidentally omitted. Also, in a reference to the charges against Dean, the charges were incorrectly referred to as assault - they were in fact charges of harassment. The Ranger News apologizes to its readersandk> Tara Hay, the story's writer. "I'm very sorry for the inconvenience caused," concluded Kummings, "and feel good only about the fact we were able to find others to replace him (Dean)." In November 1991, Dean was accused of sexually harassing four female students in separate incidents between 1985 and 1991. Atan open hearing before UWParkside' s Campus Rights and Responsibilities Committee, Dean's accusers testified against him , detailing the alleged instances of harassment. Melinda Thome, a student in Dean's English Composition 101 class in the spring of 1991, filed a sexual harassment complaint against Dean after he allegedly made improper advances toward her. Thome had received a D on her final English composition folder, and when she went to Dean to discuss the grade, he in tructed her to make up two assignm nts that had not been completed. Upon completion of the work, Thome went to Dean• s office, at which time Dean asked her if she wanted to take a walk with him. Thome agreed, thinking that Dean wanted to discuss her grade. However, Thome testified Lhat Dean began asking her per onal questionsandmalcing uchremarks as, "You blossomed into womanhood o wonde~ully ;· and, "I Wisl we had more ume; there are SI m~ny thi~g. I'd like to cxplori with you. "He wanted Lo have sex wi me," Thome t.estified. Jackie Arena, also a student' Thome's English class with had received an F on her final En glish composition folder and gone to discuss her grade with Dean Arena testified that Dean asked he if he would like to go for a Walk Dean and Arena walked to the country trail~ wher; Dean a~ question about Arena's paren and whether or not he had a bo friend. Arena also testified Dean asked her, "How import.ant this grad to you?" and that hea offered to "work something out Arena also te tified that had grabbed h r hand, pulled and aid, "You seem lonely in ecure." Kimberly Meyer te tified while he wa a tud nt of Dean in the spring of I 988, he a pro chcd Dean in hi office tod· cu s an as ignmenl. Dean an Meyer took a walk to Pctrifyin Spnngs park. a ut a quarter of mile from campu . There, Mey claimed Dean kissed h r. Wanda L iting, a UWide gr du Le, claimed during hearing that in 19 Dean leaped on her in hi office kissed her. L iting . id thaL Continued on Page $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ Now's Your Chance ... L'E'TS Af.9L~ Jl f}]'E.9L£f Clubs ~nd Organizations: $ to Sponsor or Help Sponsor Innovative Alcohol/Drug Free Events. Endless Possibilities! Some Ideas Include: • • • Dances (DJ Band) Mock Trial Movies Intramural Sports Res. Halls Progran 1s (Your Proi;ram Idea!) Cultural Events Theme Parties Guest Lectures Call 595· 2338 or Stop in by Moln D124 for \pplications or More Information. Sponsored by: Student A~sistance Program $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ ;pU'm~ber~23::::",:19~9:..:2:.-- ~T~I~IE:.'R~A~N~G~EP~~Ra~Ng:~.eE~~3W~S~, RangerFest to rock UW·Parkside's Union Square Sam Manchester Feature Editor The first official union of "RaclR. e Posse" bands Dead Fly B ckodabus, and Indig. o BOY'd :setlO take place this Fri- Roll/1Septem ber 25 in UWday. . S ParkSide'S Unton quare. The show is. entitled RaDgerFest'92 and Its mtenuons are w raiseas much money as possibleforThe Ranger News and 1IS publication. SlatedIMtanat5pm. the show 'llgo on non-slOp until midnight :'isguanmu:ed lO.satisfythroughouttheentire evenmg. RangerNews Editor-In-Chief JUL' Andy Patchcame up with the idea ~ for a show featuring local talent dha and saw the oPPOrtunity 10have an enjoyable benefit without the hassles of competition or contracts. The bands are all playing for free and have volunteered to do their own advertising and promotion (with a little help from The Ranger News). Featured in -the show will be OW -Parkside' s very Own Len Anhold, better known at the popularclub "Chain Reaction" as DJLA. Anhold will serve as MC for the show and will play requests before, after and between the hands' performances. Dead Fly Boy, winner of last year's Battle of the Bands, is known for their explosively energetic live performance and will surely live up to the audience's expectations. Featuring a powerful combination of thrash and alternative influences, Dead Fly Boy relies on a relentless rhythm section and the intense vocals of lead man Terry Kaprelian to whip their crowds into a frenzied, moshing rage. Joining Kaprelian are: Darrell Damrow, drums; Bruce Ralston, guitar; Steve Itzenhuiser, bass and Steve Truesdell, guitar. Look for the upcoming release of Dead Fly Boy's second demo, "In Search Of The Eternal Buzz," to be sold at Mainstream Music ani! other local venues. Also based out of Racine, Backodabus blends funk, rap and rock to transcend modem music standards and give a live performance tfiat is sure 10make-anyone get up and move. Centered around vocalist Nathan Jackson's soulful tones, Backodabus can be compared W anyone from Living Colour to Soundgarden witheut losing their original sound. Guitarist Mike Short relies on a funky, Hendrix-esque style to color Jackson's melodies while rhythm sec lion partners Joey Talbott (bass) and Sam Manchester (drums) flow effortlessly through tempo changes ranging anywhere from heavv funk 10 old school hip hop 10 heavy metal. The energetic sound of Backodabus can be heard on their recently released debut demo "Backodabus" and can be purchased either at RangerFest or j~ Art education lecture at UW-Parkside ~n'l : a, 'd~ ani yi~ "PoinlSofView," a discussion of, OIlCODternporaryarteducationfea- 'eya t'winglectures by three nationally distinguishedarteducators, will be 'art· heldon Thursday, September 24, : iii inthe Communication Arts Buildhoc ing,room129, at5pm. an: Speakers David Baker, Erik sir Forrestand Martin Rayala will dise I cussissues such as philosophical trends and curriculum strategies. Bakerearned his doctorate in art education from Pennsylvania SIlIle University. He has written many articles about the theory and practice of an education. From S4;ott Sheriff Feature Writer 197810 1989 he was the editor of "Shoot Arts." Baker was president of the National Art Education Association from 1989 until 1991. Currently, he is a professor of art and head of the Art Education Division at OW-Milwaukee. ' Forrest earned his degrees at the Edinburg College of Art and the University of Edinburg in Scotland. He received his doctorate in art education at Ohio State University where he is currently a professor of art. He has published several articles on art curriculum topics including British art education. A former dean of the Fine Arts Department at UW -Parkside, Forrest currently has a solo exhibit in the Art Gallery. Twenty of his acrylic and oil paintings will be on display until September 24. Rayala earned his doctorate in art education at the University of Oregon. He is now working at the Wisconsin Department of Public Instruction where he is a state art education consultant. Rayala has been a leader in curriculum reform in visual art instruction throughout the state. Admission 10 the Thursday, September 24 lecture is free with a reception to follow. For more information, call the Art Department at 595-2581. The ParksideUnion • COMMUNITY LOCKERS • DININGROOM • BAR & GRILL • CATERING • ROOM RESERVATIONS • l'RAVELPROGRAMS • lARGE SCREEN TV • TABLEGAMES • BoWLING * MEETING RO )MS * TICKET SALt S * CHECK CAStlfNG * POSTAL DROI>S * FAX SERVICI * STAMP MACI nNE • COPY MACHl 'ffi * FULLY ACCE.,mLE • BILLIARDS * FOOSBALL * VIDEO GAMES • TABLE TENNIS • SPECIAL PROGRAMS * OUTDOOR PATIO * CINEMA THEA IRES • INFO CENTER • TVLOUNGE Mainstream Music in Racine or Milwaukee. Youthful Indigo Round joins the line-up with their unique version of "alternative-meets-jazz" style that brings up images of Led Zeppelin mixed with Screaming Trees (if you can believe that). Indigo Round will open the live show with their set at approximately 6pm and will be preceded byDJLA. So come out Friday, September 25 10 support local bands and Parkside's Ranger News publication. Tickets are available at the Ranger office or from band members for $3 and will be sold at the door for $5. For more information, call the Ranger office at 595-2295 or 2287. Study time: Student Grant Larson gets an early start on his mester's duties, wowng inlcntly on a pa r in the Librarv. Wednesday Noon Concert Series Chris Tishuk Assistant Feature Editor "Serving Campus and Community" The Wednesday Noon Concert Series, sponsored by the music department, begins today with a performance by Brassworks, a professional brass quintet. This free concert will be held in Room D-118 of the Communication Arts Building. BrassWorks has performed in recital at the Milwaukee Performing Arts Center and the City of Chicago Cultural Center. During the noon concert, BrassWorks will perform music by G.F. Handel, Gordon Jacob, and Victor Ewald. Free concerts will be held throughout the semester in the Wednesday Noon Concert Series and will be in Comm Arts D-118. Upeomingperformances include: Sep. 30- Sebronette Barnes, soprano, Cincinnati, performing music by African-American women. Oct. 7- Soundings, a southeastern Wisconsin-based chamber music ensemble. Oct. 14- Piano ensemble, James McKeever professor and chair of Music Department at OWParkside. Oct. 21- Case High Master Singers directed by Sue Crawley. Oct, 28- Voices of Parkside, James Kinchen, associate professor of music, UW-Parkside, director. Nov. 4- Barbara Enders, pianist and faculty member, College of Lake County. Nov. 11- Student Recital, UWParks ide music students. Nov. 18- Badger High School Chorus, Gordon Wisniewski, director. Nov. 25- Brass Ensemble and Percussion Ensemble, Randall Ruback and Robert Rummage, adjunct music faculty. Dec. 2- Student Recital, UWParkside music student Dec. 9- Chamber Orchestra, Pasquale Laurino, adjunct music faculty, OW -Parkside, director. Dec. 16- Guitar Ensemble, George Linquist, music lecturer, UW-Parkside, director. All concerts are free and open to the public. ~ember23_:,,_1_99_2 _______________________ -"--_____________________ ~T~•~•E~R~A~N~'G~F.~R~E~W~,P~a~g~e..:..3 ~ RangerFest to rock UW-Parkside's Union Square Sam Manchester Feature Editor 'Jbe first official union of . n,..,.,,." bands Dead Fly "Racine cu.,.,., . Backodabus, and Indigo soy,d 15• set to take place this Fri- Roun . UW day, Septe~bers 25 m - f'Mkside's Uruon quare. The show i_s . enti~led RangerFest '92 and its mtenuons are to raise as much money as posd • - sible for The Ranger News an 1ts publication. Slared 10 ~tart at 5pm. I he show ill go 00 non-stop until midnight :xi is guaranteed to~tisf y throughout the entire evenmg. Ranger News Editor-In-Chief Andy Parch came up with the idea for 8 shoW featuring local talent and saw the opportunity to have an enjoyable benefit without the has le ofcompetitionorcontracts. The bands are all playing for free and have volunteered to do their own advertising and promotion (with a little help from The Ranger News). Featured in -the show will be UW-Parkside's very own Len Anhold, better known at the popular club "Chain Reaction" as DJLA. Anhold will serve as MC for the show and will play requests before, after and retween the hands' performances. Dead Fly Boy, winner of last year's Battle of the Bands, is known for their explosively energetic live perfonnance and will surely live up to the audience's expectations. Featuring a powerful combination of thrash and alternative influences, Dead Fly Boy relies on a relentless rhythm section and the intense vocals of lead man Terry Kaprelian to whip their crowds into a frenzied, moshing rage. Joining Kaprelian are: Darrell Damrow, drums; Bruce Ralston, guitar; Steve ltzenhuiser, bass and Steve Truesdell, guitar. Look for the upcoming release of Dead Fly Boy's second demo, "In Search Of The Eternal Buzz," to he sold at Mainstream Music and other local venues. Also based out of Racine, Backodabus blends funk, rap and rock to transcend modem music standards and give a live performance tfiat is sure to make anyone Art education lecture at UW-Parkside Scott Sheriff Feature Writer "Points of View," a discu ion on contemporary art education fealUring lectures by three nationally distinguished art educators, will be held oo Thursday, September 24, in die Communication Arts Building. room 129, at 5pm. Speakers David Baker, Erik Fone.,taod Martin Rayala will disam issues such as philo phical uends and curriculum strategies. Baker earned his doctorate in an educalion from Penn ylvania Srale University. He has written many articles about the theory and piactice of art education. From 1978 to 1989 he was the editor of "S hool Arts." Baker was president of the National Art Education Association from 1989 until 1991. Currently, he is a professor of art and head of the Art Education Division at UW-Milwaukee. ~ Forrest earned his degrees at the Edinburg College of Art and the University ofEdinburg in Scotland. He received his doclOrate in art education at Ohio State Uni verity where he is currently a professorof art He has published several articles on art curriculum topic including British art education. A former dean of the Fine Arts Department at UW-Parkside, Forrest currently has a solo exhibit in the Art Gallery. Twenty of his acrylic and oil paintings will be on display until September 24. Rayala earned his doctorate in art education at the University of Oregon. He is now working at the Wisconsin Department of Public Instruction where he is a state art education consultant. Rayala has been a leader in curriculum reform in visual art instruction throughout the state. Admission to the Thursday, September 24 lecture is free with a reception to follow. For more information, call theArtDepartment at 595-2581. The Parkside Union "Serving Campus a11d Community" • COMMUNITY LOCKERS • DINING ROOM • BAR&GRILL • CATERING • ROOMRESERVATIO S • TR.A VEL PROGRAMS • LARGE SCREE TV • TABLE GAMES • BOWLING * NIEETING RO )MS * TICKET SAU S * CHECK CASJ-1 [ G * POSTAL DRO 1)S * FAX SERVICI * STAMPMACIUNE * COPY MACHI \ffi * FULL y ACCE )IBLE * BILLIARDS * FOOSBALL * VIDEO GAMES * TABLE TENNIS * SPECIAL PROGRAMS * OUTDOOR PATIO * CINEMA THEATRES * INFO CENTER * TVLOUNGE gel up and move. Centered around vocalist Nathan Jackson's soulful tones, Backodabus can be compared to anyone from Living Colour to Soundgarden without losing their original sound. Guitarist Mike Short relies on a funky, Hendrix-esque style to color Jackson's melodies while rhythm section partners Joey Talbott (bass) and Sam Manchester (drums) flow effortlessly through tempo changes ranging anywhere from heavy funk to old school hip hop to heavy metal. The energetic sound of Backodabus can be heard on their recently released debut demo "Backodabus" and can be purchased either at RangerFest or Mainstream Music in Racine or Milwaukee. Youthful Indigo Round joins the line-up with their unique version of "alternative-meets-jazz." style that brings up images of Led Zeppelin mixed with Screaming Trees (if you can believe that). Indigo Round will open the live show with their set at approximately 6pm and will be preceded byDJLA. So come out Friday, September 25 to support local bands and Parkside'c; Ranizer News puhlication. Tickets are available at the Ranger office or from band members for $3 and will be sold at the door for $5.. For more infonnation, call the Ranger office at 595-2295 or 2287. Study time: Student Grant Larson gets an early start on hi!mester's duties, working iutently on a pa r in the Libror ·. Wednesday Noon Concert Series Chris Tishuk Assistant Feature Editor The Wednesday Noon Concert Series, sponsored by the music department, begins today with a performance by BrassWorks, a professional brass quintet. This free concert will be held in Room D-118 of the Communication Arts Building . Brass Works has performed in recital at the Milwaukee Performing Arts Center and the City of Chicago Cultural Center. During the noon concert, BrassWorks will perfonn mu ic by G.F. Handel, Gordon Jacob, and Victor Ewald. Free concerts will be held throughout the semester in the Wednesday Noon Concert Series and will be in Comm Arts D-118. Upcomingperformances include: Sep. 30- Sebronette Bame , soprano, Cincinnati, performing music by African-American women. Oct. 7- Soundings, a southeastern Wisconsin-based chamber music ensemble. Oct.14- Piano ensemble, James McKeever professor and chair of Music Department at UWParkside. Oct. 21- Case High Master Singers directed by Sue Crawley. Oct. 28- Voices of Parkside, James Kinchen, associate professor of music, UW-Parkside, director. Nov. 4- Barbara Enders, pianist and faculty member, Colleire of Lake County. Nov. 11- Student Recital, UWParkside music students. Nov. 18- Badger High School Choru , Gordon Wisniewski, director. ov. 25- Brass Ensemble and Percus ion Ensemble, Randa11 Ruback and Robert Rummage, adjunct music faculty. Dec. 2- Student Recital, UWParkside music student Dec. 9- Chamber Orchestra, Pasquale Laurino, adjunct musicfaculty, UW-Parkside,director. Dec. 16- Guitar Ensemble, George Linquist, music lecturer, UW-Parkside, director. All concerts are free and open to the public. THE RANGERNEWS,Page 4 Music Review Faith No More breaks the mold on "Angel Dust" Sam Manchester Feature Editor lines. Eccentric guitarist Jim Martin adds his usual battering-yet-tasteful guitar lines to the arrangement and continues to persevere in a to lake a back-up role on a number of songs, however, to keyboardist Roddy Bottum and his powerful, gothic organ style. Bottum is definitely the glue that keeps these driving songs together and his overbearing sound sets Faith No More apart from other modern "alternative" bands. The rhythm section consists of bassist Billy Gould and drummer Mike Bordin who, as in the past, continues IDhammer out relentless patterns that range anywhere from funk to jazz. "Angel Dust" may notgoplatinum like its predecessor and may notgetunendingplaytimeonMTV but, as expected, is getting rave reviews from everybody and will go down as one of the most ground breaking efforts by a band that was never even expected to be taken seriously. teen energetically diverse songs ranging from the bump and grind funk of "Caffeine," "Be Aggressive," and "Everything's Ruined," to the surreal, gothic tones of''R V" and "Smaller And Smaller," this disc somehow breaks the barriers between heavy metal, funk, rap, and jazz. Vocalist Mike Patton once again proves that he is perhaps the most original, if not the strangest singer in the modcrn music world with his frantic, unending vocal melodies. The strangest aspect of Patton's vocals, however, is the fact that he can actually sing. Going from guttural barks to beautiful harmonies ("Land Of Sunshine," "MidLife Crisis"), Patton's style controls the mood of all the songs and his voice flows effortlessly in and out of the pounding rhythm world of technical, unfeeling guitarists. His best work comes on the eerie "RV," where he drifts from metal grinding crunch to serene, delicate inflections. Martin tends Afiertheir multi-platinum success on "The Real Thing," alternative funksters Faith No More could have easily rehashed the same material with a slightly different sound to achieve repeated commercial security (as I am sure their record company would have loved) but, much like their music, these five eclectic musicians wcntagainst the norm and ignored what was expected of them. "Angel Dust," Faith No More's most recent release on Slash/Reprise Records, is an intricate bombardment of musical sounds and textures which only slightly resembles their previous work. To describe" Angel Dust" in a word - hectic! Consisting of thir- "The strangest aspect of Patton's vocals, however, is the fact that he can actually sing." - September 23, 1992 --- Dean dismissal Continued from Page 2 .......... discussed the matter with Doaa1d Kummings, a UW-Parkside Pmfessor of English, a couple Ytal later and filed a sexual harassmelit complaint against Dean in 1991. Dean denied making Illy sexual advances and claimed !hat any incidence of touching duriuB his walks with students wereeilber accidental or were meantasarneans of assisting the students along the paths. "I do not preyon IllY'Ludcn~' Dean testified. ' Dean explained during the hearing that he felt the adminislja. tion at Parkside wished to dismi~ him because of his opposition 10 certain policies set forth by 0Jan. cellor Sheila Kaplan. He later Slated in an interview, "There is a lot of dissatisfaetiOll among the faculty with reganllo administrative policies. A signifi. cant number of the faculty ...thiDi (Kaplan) is destroying the Univer. sity.' After the hearing was completed, the Campus Rights 8Jld Responsibilities Committee inDecember 1991 agreed that Dean was guilty of sexual harassment and recommended that Dean be suspended without pay for one year and forced ID receive counseling. That recommendation went 10 Kaplan, who in January 1992 announced that she disagreed wiih the committee's recommendatiea and intended to recommend to the UW Board of Regents, which would ultimately decide Dean's future at Parkside, that Dean be dismissed permanently. The case at that point went to the Board of Regents, and a decision was made at the Board's meet· ing in Madison September 10-11. Notice The UW-Parkside Student Government Association's Rock the Vote Committee welcomes Democratic Vice Presidential Candidate Albert Gore to the Comn Arts Theatre Thursday, Sep. 24 at 7 pm. Gore will speak on the Democratic party's economic platform live, via satellite. Phoned in questions will be taken from the audience. The evening's program will also include local political and Jabor leaders, including Bill Buzza, Paul Whiteside, Sam Peeker and Rudy Kuzel. The program is free and open to the general public. Refreshments will be provided. September 23, 199i !T~H!_E~R~AN~G~E~R~N~E~W~S~,Pa~ge:_4~------------------------------_;;...------------------- Music Review Faith No More breaks the mold on "Angel Dust" Sam Manchester Feature Editor After their multi-platinum success on "The Real Thing," alternative funksters Faith No More could have easily rehashed the same material withaslightlydifferentsound to achieve repeated commercial security (as I am sure their record company would have loved) but, much like their music, these five eclectic musicians went against the norm and ignored what was expected of them. "Angel Dust," Faith No More's most recent release on Slash/Reprise Records, is an intricate bombardment of musical sounds and textures which only slightly resembles their previous work. To describe" Angel Dust" in a word - hectic! Consisting of thirteen energetically diverse songs ranging from the bump and grind funk of "Caffeine," "Be Aggressive," and "Everything's Ruined," tothesurreal,gothic tonesof''RV" and "Smaller And Smaller," this disc somehow breaks the barriers between heavy metal, funk, rap, andjaz.z. Vocalist Mike Patton once again proves that he is perhaps the most original, if not the strangest singer in the modem music world with his frantic, unending vocal melodies. The strangest aspect of Patton's vocals, however, is the fact that he can actually sing. Going from guttural barks to beautiful harmonies ("Land Of Sunshine," "Mid.Life Crisis"), Patton's style controls the mood of all the songs and his voice flows effortlessly in and out of the pounding rhythm lines. Eccentric guitarist Jim Martin adds his usual battering-yet-tasteful guitar lines to the arrangement and continues to persevere in a "The strangest aspect of Patton's vocals, however, is the fact that he can actually sing." world of technical, unfeeling guitarists. His best work comes on the eerie "RV," where he drifts from metal grinding crunch to serene, delicate inflections. Martin tends CAMPUS COMPUTER SALE!! Value 286/Iz.s MHz COLLEGE PRICE: only $650 to take a back-up role on a number of songs, however, to keyboardist Roddy Bottum and his powerful, gothic organ style. Bottum is definitely the glue that keeps these drivingsongstogelherandhisoverbearing sound sets Faith No More apart from other modem "alternative" bands. The rhythm section consists of bassist Billy Gould and drummer Mike Bordin who, as in the past, conunues to hammer out relentless patterns that range anywhere from funk to jazz. "Angel Dust" may not go platinum like its predecessor and may not get unending playtime on MTV but, as expected, is getting rave reviews from everybody and will go down as one of Lhe most ground breaking efforts by a band that was never even expected to be taken seriously. IBM compatible, 1MB RAM, 40MB hard drive, 3.5" floppy drive, 14" VGA color monitor, keyboard, and mouse, MS-DOS 5.0, GeoWorksTM Ensemble installed. The GRAD 386SX/I6 MHz· COLLEGE PRICE: only $899 IBM ~ompatible, 1MB RAM, 40MB hard drive, 3.5" floppy drive, 14" VGA color momtor, keyboard, and mouse, MS-DOS 5.0, GeoWorksTM Ensemble installed. To order immediately call: S0o-688-8985 To inquire call: 800-543-2294 Come visit the bookstore and see our computer on display --- Library Learning Center • 553_2301 Dean dismissal Continued from Page 2 discussed Lhe mauer wilh Donald Kummings, a UW-Parkside PQ. fessor of Engli h, a couple )'QJ later and filed a exuaJ rutl'assnieat complaint against Dean in 199]. Dean denied making Illy sexual advance and claimed 1h11 any incidence of touching dllina his walks with students were either accidental or were meanL as ameais of assisting the tudents along the paths. "IcJonoLprcyon my ~Lu<lcnu Dean testified. ' Dean explained during the hearing that he felt the administration at Parkside w~ hed to dismm him because of hi oppo ·ition 10 certain policie t fonh by Oian. cellor Sheila Kaplan. He later staled in an interview, "There 1 a lot of di sati facb<II among the faculty with regard 10 admini u-ative policie . A ignifi. cant number of the fa ulty ... think (Kaplan) i d troying the Universily." After the hearing wa completed, the Campu Rights and Respon ibiliti CommittccinDecem ber I 991 agr that Dean was guilty of sexual hara mem and recommended that Dean be SUS· pended without pay for one yr.v and forced to receive coun' ling. That recommendation went 10 Kaplan, who in January 1992 announced that he disagreed with the committee's recommendation and intended to recommend to the UW Board of Regent , which would ultimately decide Dean's future at Parkside, that Dean be dismis d permanently. The case at that point went to the Board of Reg nts, an<l a d~i· sion was made at the Board' meet· ing in Madison September 10-11. Notice The UW-Parkside Student Government Association's Rock the Vote Committee welcomes Democratic Vice Presidential Candidate Albert Gore to the Comm Arts Theatre Thursday, Sep. 24 at 7 pm. Gore will speak on the Democratic party's economic platform live, via satellite. Phoned in questions will be taken from the audience. The evening's program will also include local political and labor leaders, including Bill Buzza, Paul Whiteside, Sam Pecker and Rudy Kuzel. The program is free and open to the general public. Refreshments will be provided. -seple~m:bet:.:23:..:._1_99_2 '" _'TilE =- --2R~A~NG~ENR~EW~SP.~ag~e5 ~ Homecoming 1992 al <, ~ elll ~ SI1l~ 991, ~ an) dill I~ ei~ nl:<ll '& ~ MicheleBelongia FrenchClub 'n~ Sophomore COlI> CarUse Newman ali TheRanger News lIlt, Senior I"'" Connie Dinges Music Club Sophomore Lilia Sotelo Hispanic Organization Sophomore r:'King Candidates II I ~ Here are the seven young men who ~ti: hope to capture the crown in the hie! ,~~'I ,racefor UW-Parkside Homecomnil ing King 1992. lea' lelI' .11. de I III Albert RoSCOeill MusicClub Sophotnore Shauna Hodges Black Student Organization Sophomore Diana Yaris PSGA Sophomore Len Anhold The Ranger News Senior Jon Barca French Club Junior Morten Sunde Parkside Activities Board Junior Randy Cruz Hispanic Organization Junior Kevin Williams Black Student Organization Sophomore Stacy Leonard Parkside Activities Board Sophomore KrisMuehr Chorale Sophomore Queen Candidates These eight lovely young ladies will vie for UW-Parkside Homecoming Queen 1992. o OllfeCOffiln RANGER BEAR FOR PRESIDENT lIonday and Tvaday, sept. 28 and 29 Vote for Homecoming Queen and King Mo1lnaro Concourse - 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. WedDeaday,sept. 30 Recruitment Fair Upper Maln Place - 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Sponsored by: Student Oganlzatlon Council Coronation Unton Square - 7:30 p.m. You Laugh, You Lase (Comedy Game Show) Free to UWP to students. non-students $3 Unton Square - 8 p.m. Th1Ullday, OCt. 1 ScavenBer Hunt Begin at Unton Bazaar - 4:30 p.m, Road Damage (Reggae band) free to UWP students. non-students $3 Unton Pad - 8 p.m. - 11p.m. Borlfire Outside Unton Pad - 8:45 p.m. FrIday, OCt. 2 WalklRlUlfor Parkslde VoilUlteer Program Inner Loop Rd at Phy Ed Building - Noon VIctDIy Party: castno Night &; Record-A-Htt Unton Bazaar & Square - 8 p.m. - 12p.m. Free to UWP students. non-students $3 , saturday, OCt. 3 FaaJl1yISttYfv. Students Soccer Game- Noon 5eptem_be_r-:-23_,_199_2 ___________________________________ ~~~~~~~~~ """ -- THE RA, 'GER NEWS, Page 5 ,I~ ---....: al Homecoming 1992 I'--. Michele Belongia French Club ni;, Sophomore Carlise Newman The Ranger New Senior Connie Dinges Music Club Sophomore Lilia Sotelo Hispanic Organization Sophomore King Candidates as- Here are the seven young men who hope to capture the crown in the race for UW-Parkside Homecoming King 1992. 11. 111 Felix Aulozzi , PSGA Junior Albert Roseoe ID Music Club Sophomore Jon Barca French Club Junior Morten Sunde Parkside Activities Board Junior Shauna Hodges Stacy Leonard Black Student Organization Parkside Activities Board Kris Muehr Chorale Sophomore Sophomore Sophomore Diana Yaris PSGA Sophomore Len Anhold The Ranger News Senior Randy Cruz Hispanic Organization Junior Kevin Williams Black Student Organization Sophomore Queen Candidates These eight lovely young ladies will vie for UW-Parkside Homecoming Queen 1992. • onrecom1n RAi"'\JGER BEAR FOR PRESIDENT Monday and Tuesday, Sept. 28 and 29 Vote for Homecoming Queen and King Molinaro Concourse - 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Wedneaday,Sept.30 Recruitment Fair Upper Main Place - 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Sponsored by: Student Qganizatlon Council Coronation Union Square - 7:30 p.m. You Laugh. You Lose (Comedy Gaine Show) Free to UWP to students, non-students $3 Union Square - 8 p.m. Thunday, Oct. 1 Scavenger Hwlt Begin at Union Bazaar - 4:30 p.m. Road Damage (Reggae band) Free to UWP students, non-students $3 Union Pad - 8 p.m. - 11 p.m. Borifire Outside Union Pad - 8:45 p.m. Jl'rlday, Oct. 2 Walk/Rwtfor Parkside Volwtteer Program Inner Loop Rd at Phy Ed Building - Noon Victory Party : Casino Night & Record-A-Hit Union Bazaar & Square - 8 p.m. - 12 p.m. Free to UWP students, non-students $3 Saturday, Oct. 3 Faculty/StoJf v. Students Soccer Game - Noon -------:-' ----=~-... September 23,I99l ~, TilE RANGER NEWS, Page 6 ~Le~tt~er~s -t=o -th=e:E.-d-i_to-r---------- with abstinence; unwanledPlt I 1 nancy or death from AJDSis~ price paid for sin. 1 Ifyou have concluded illall I am ProChoice, you are COrnct. \ This does not mean tha1111tint I thatabortion isa Wonderfultbing I and I would not want 10 suggell ! thatitis.lbelievethatawoman's ( body is her own and she shouid e not be forced to continue a PIt!" ' nancy if she doesn't Want 10. L I and many like me, workror &uar. 0 anteed health care, high quali~ , affordable child care, improved \ COnLrdCCpUOn, and quallly edu. cation regardless of neighbor. S hood. Women would then be I assurcdthat thechildrcn theYbear I would have a reasonable quality , of life. I The United States has 1000g II represented freedom to people I around the world. Certainly, the I I freedom to control one's own' i' body is a freedom worth proiec. ing. ~' K i Guest Editorial . An open letter from the United Council level, United Council intends to assist student leaders with issues such as access to professor evaluations, control of student fees, availability of child care facilities, AIDS awareness and retention of students of color. Our membership choose our direction based on principled positions and the needs of students system wide. We would hope that those who oppose our pro-student posture, do the same. Let's work together on issues we agree-on and work toward an understanding on those we do not. In it's thirty-two year history, United Council has gained strength from a student movement which desires to maintain a quality education; yet also maintains the fundamental principle of education as a right, therefore accessible to all. United Council perseveres in a time where there is a growing influential few, who favor a privileged system- where money, not merit, and circumstances, not potential - can decide whether or not a person is allowed to beeducated. Enjoy your semester and exercise your right. Educate yourself and others around you. To the Editor: ProChoice leaders are often called radical. Yet the ProChoice platform is simple. It calls for reproductive freedom for all women, regardless of age, race, or economic condition. Reproductive freedom means access to contraception, natural family planning and abortion. It aiso means freedom from forced sterilization and unwanted intercourse. Finally, it means that a woman controls her own body without interference from government, church or other individuals. ProLife leaders can also be called radical. Many, including Randall Terry, call for an end to sexuality education (including AIDS education), and demand a ban on contraception as well as abortion. The ProLife movement demands that sexual activity be confined to marriage and only if the intent is procreation. No options will be allowed for fallible humans who can not cope student life and services. U.C. was also the motivating factor behind establishing a student seat on the Board of Regents, which guides all policy of the UW System. . Historically, United Council has lead student campaigns for increased financial aid.lower tuition, preservation of student's rights and improved campus safety. More recently, U.C. has influenced System President Lyall to accompany the recent tuition increase (which we feverishly fought against) with over $4(J(J,OOO in student grants. We are also researching the viability of progressive tuition and coordinating an extensive state wide voter registration campaign with MTV. That does not give us an excuse to rest on our laurels, mind you, This is the time we must push ahead, more aggressively than ever! This year United Council will seek to increase student representation on the Board of Regents by restructuring the selection process. We wil! also pursue a Student Bill of Rights though the state legislature, as well as reintroduce legislation which implements a tuition cap,a tuition wavier forteaching assistants, and legislation to regulate Great Lakes Higher Education Corporation. On the campus Dear Students, The realities of the Fall of) 992 are striking. The graduating class of Spring '92 hasentered the worse job market in years. While financial aid packages have not kept up, tuition has increased by 7 percent. Study time is more likely spent working an extra job so that a student can pay for the increasing cost of their education. (We always thought that you were supposed to be educated in order to get a good job, not vice versa!) The adult student, often a single mother or an individual seeking additional knowledge to cnsurccarceradvancement.retums toa uni versity which has littleorno evening courses and limited evening services. Meanwhile aU students are asked to pay more, incur student loan debt, grin and bear an increasinglynegativecampusenvironment and endure a five, six, or even seven year plan. Its a long way from 1960 to 1992, but United Council has consistently fought for affordable and accessible education for all Wisconsin citizens. In 1976, U.c. was instrumental in the passage of State Statue 36.09(5), which gives students the primary responsibility to imptement policy that influences -Jcnnifer Bums r one's faith, but the minute •I "Christian values" arc men- A tioned, then I get urked, I con- sider myself fairly religious,and Ii I can vouch that it clearly Slates in the Bible that abortion is an abomination to Jesus Christ. To further mydisgust,abortion is not even used for its flISl intentions. Instead, now it is used as a form of wide-spread binhcontrol. Icannothelpbutw ask myself, do women know what they are doing to their bod· ies? Cancer of the cervix isJUSI one of the many deadly faclorS.I hear the same old thing, and I understand that it is their body, but what about the human life within the womb? There is around a ten year waiting list w adopt a child - ten years! And aD because of the selfish auitude which abortion projects. In conclusion, I would like to say, representing myself as a Christian Conformist, "We mUSI lake back control of America. and return back to our Christian heritage. we must go hack!" To the Editor: Iwould like to address a few topics concerning abortion that have outraged me. First, I'd like to begin with the slogan prochoice activists preach - "We will never go back." I've heard stories of those tragic, back-alley abortions, but to .get things straight, women before Roe vs, Wade were not forced to Sllbmi t to an illegal abortion. They had a choice to get pregnant, and should have paid the due responsibilities. If they died in the process then it was no one else's fault except for their own choice. I'm sure that sounds harsh, but it is about time the truth is shed. Now, the only moral decision, based on my Christian heritage, would be to set the child up for adoption, especially in the case of rape or incest, In addition, many say that women were denied making a moral decision, based on their Christian religious beliefs. I'm sorry. hilt where are the religious values? I'm not one to questions Tammy Johnson United Council President ! I Gabe's Gab Brush with greatness? Gabe Kluka Feature Writer President Dan Quayle, and his motorcadeof eighty-seven police cars. Yes folks,l saw Dan"thechampeen speller of the westurn hemisfear" Quayle! What a treat, eh? I was sitting at the stoplight at the intersection of Douglas and State in Racine, waiting for the light to tum green so I could make a left tum. I looked in my rearview mirror and saw a police car coming up behind me. There was no reason to flee, so I figured that I had better just stay where I was, and let thecar go around me. Boy was I wrong. The light was still red as I watched thepolicecruisercome up bchind me, and bchind him appeared a line of cars that mustliave stretched for four blocks. As he neared to within a block, I thought I heard someone yell, but I really didn't pay attention because I was intently watching therearview mirror. A few seconds later I saw it, The limosine carrying a man who has said more amusing things than the Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges combined. It took me a second to realize just exactly how important this moment in time was, and I peered even deeper into my rearview mirror, hoping to catch a glimpse of his Quayleness. Just then, about three of Racine's finest were pounding on the hood of my truck telling me to move. After I got over being Continued on Page 7 Almost every person, once in their life, has a brush with greatness. What is a brush with greatness? It is an opportunity to be within close proximity of someone who is at least marginally famous. Most people catalog these experiences in their brains just so they can say, "Hey, I saw someone famous the other day!" Unfortunately, no one seems to care about these experiences except for the person wbo it has actually happened to. Well, guess what? I saw someone famous last week! Actually I was almost run over by someone famous, our illustrious Vice- -Brian Matsen University of Wisconsin-Parkside The Ranger News Member of the Associated Collegiate Press 900 Wood Road Box 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141-2000 Editorial (414) 595-2287 Business (414) 595-2295 THE RANGER NEWS STA~T Editor-in-Chief Andrew J. PalC~ Layout Editor Annamaria Sexton News Editor. " •............................. Dennis Clarke Assistant News Editor Nick ZaM Feature Editor Sam Manches~ Assistant Feature Editor __ Chris TIShU .. Copy Editors····· Carfise Newman Kris Drewek Gabe K1uka Sports Editor : :..len Anho~ ~ssistant.sports Editor " David Debish hoto EdItors GwenHeller, Mike Paupore The Ranger News is published every Wednesdayduring the academic year except over breaks and holidays. The Ranger News is written and edited by students of UWParkside, who are solely responsible for its editorial policy and content munity issues. A representative sample may be published wh~ numerous letters expressing similiar viewpoints are recleved. Letters to the Editor should be typed and double~ spaced and include the authors name, social security number, and telephone number. Letters may not exceed 200 words and should be delivered to The Ranger News. Room WLLC D- 139C, before 12 pm on Friday prior to puiblication. Letters that do not meet the aforementioned requirements. as well as ~ose c:ontaining offensive, libelous or misleading infonna~ bOn, will beretumed to the author to be rewritten. The Ranger News reserves the right to edit allleters. I :~~~:~tSB~:i~:~:rM~~~..;;· ..··..···..·..·..·..···· Mi~ePSU:= 9 ·..· · Jack .. Joh Advi.or· ..· · Judy l09sdon. Jan Nowak. Stuart Rubf18I' Letter 10 Editor Policy The Ranger News encOlD'ages and invites letters to the Ed~tor. Letters disagreeing, or agreeing with an editorial, artlcJe. or feature pUblished in The Ranger News are welcomed,u are readers' viewpoints on campus and com~ -;;;;;;~;~===============================;:::::::::::::;~;:::Sepcembeziiiii !!_IE RANGER NEWS, Page 6 Letters to the Editor Guest Editorial . An open letter from the United Council Dear Students, The realities of the Fall of I 992 are striking. The graduating class of Spring ' 92 has entered the worse job marlcet in years. While financial aid packages have not kept up, tuition has increased by 7 percent Study time is more likely spent working an extra job so that a student can pay for the increasing cost of their education. (We always thought that you were supposed to be educated in order to get a good job, not vice versa!) Th e adult sLudcnL, oflen a single mother or an individual see king additional knowledge to ensure career advancement, returns toa university which has liul e orno ev e ning courses and limited evening services. Mea nwhile all students arc a. ked to pay more , incur student loan debt, grin and bear an increas in gly negative campus environment and endure a five, six, or even se ve n year plan. I ts a long way from 1960 to 1992, but United Council has consistently fought for affordable and accessible education for all Wisconsin citizens. In 1976, U.C. was instrumental in the passage of State Statue 36.09(5), which gives students the primary responsibility to implement policy that influences Gabe's Gab student life and services. U .C. was also the motivating factor behind establishing a student seat on the Board of Regents, which guides all policy of the UW System. Historically, United Council has lead student campaigns for increased financial aid, lower tuition, preservation of student's rights and improved campus safety. More recently, U.C. has influenced System President Lyall to accompany the recent tuition increase (which we feverishly fought against) with over $400,000 in studenL grams. We are also researching the viability of progressive tuition and coordinating an extensive state wid e voter registration campaign with MTV. That does not give us an excuse to rest on our laurels, mind you . Thi s is the time we mu st pu sh ahead, more aggressively than ever! This year United Council will seek to increase student represe ntation on the Board of Regents by restructuring the selection process. We wil! also pursue a Student Bill of Rights though the state legislature, as well as reintroduce legislation which implements a tuition cap.a tuition wavier for teaching assistants, and legislation to regulate Great Lakes Higher Education Corporation. On the campus level, United Council intends to assist student leaders with is ues such as access to professor evaluations, control of student fees, availability of chi ld care facilities, AIDS awareness and retention of students of color. our me mbership choose our direction based on principled positions and the needs of students system wide. We would hope that those who oppose our pro-student posture, do the same. Let's work together on is sues we agree on and work toward an understanding on those we do not. In it's th irty-two year history, United Coun cil has gained strength from a student movement which desires to maintain a quality education; yet al so maintains the fundamental principle of education as a right , therefore accessible to all. United Council perseveres in a time where there is a growing influential fe w, who favor a privileg ed system- where money, not merit, and circumstances, not potential - can decide whether or not a person is all owed to be educated. Enjoy your semester and exerci e your right Educate yourself and others around you. Tammy Joh nson United Cou ncil President Brush with greatness? Gabe Kluka Feature Writer Almost every person, once in their life, has a brush with greatness. What is a brush with greatness? It is an opportunity to be within close proximity of someone who is at least marginally famous. Most people catalog these experiences in their brains just so they can say, "Hey, I saw someone famous the other day!" Unfortunately, no one seems to care about these experiences except for the person who it has actually happened to. Well, guess what? I saw someone famous last week! Actu ally I was almost run over by someone famous, our illustrious Vice- President Dan Quayle, and his motorcade of eighty-seven police cars. Yes folks, I saw Dan .. thechampeen speller of the westum hemisfear" Quayle! What a treat, eh? I was sitting at the stoplight at the intersection of Douglas and State in Racine, waiting for the light to tum green so I could make a left tum. I looked in my rearview mirrorandsawapolicecarcoming up behind me. There was no reason to flee, so I figured that I had better just stay where I was, and let the car go around me. Boy was I wrong. The light was still red as I watched the police cruiser come up behind me, and behind him appeared a line of cars that must have stretched for four blocks. As he neared to within a bloc k, I thought I heard someone yell , but I reall y didn't pay atten tion because I was intently watching therearview mirror. A few seconds later I saw it The limosine carrying a man who has said more am using things than the Marx Brothers and the Three Stooges combined. It too k me a second to realize just exactl y how important this moment in time was , and I peered even deeper into my rearview mirror, hoping to catch a glimpse of his Quay leness. Just then, a bout th ree of Racine's finest were pounding on the hood of my truck telli ng me to move. After I go t ove r being Continued on Page 7 University of Wisconsin-Parkside The Ranger News Member of the Associated Collegiate Press 900 Wood Road Box 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141-2000 Edtorial (414) 595-2287 Business (414) 595-2295 The Ranger News is published every Wcdnesdayduring the academic year except over breaks and holidays. The Ranger News is written and edited by students of UWParksidc, who arc solely responsible for its editorial policy and conlenL Letter to Editor Polk:y The Ranger News encourages and invites letters to th ~tor. Letters disagreeing, or agreeing with an editorial~ article, or feature published in The Ranger News are welcomcd,as are readers' viewpoints on campus and community issues. A representative sample may be published wh~ numerous letters expressing similiar viewpoints are recieved. Letters to the Editor should be typed and doublespaced and include the authors name, social security number, and telephone number. Letters may not exceed 200 words and should be delivered to The Ranger News, Room WLLC D- 139C, before 12 pm on Friday prior to puiblication. Letters that do not meet the aforementioned requirements, as well as '!">sc ':°ntaining offensive, libelous or misleading infonnatJon, will be returned to the author to be rewritten. The Ranger News reserves the ri t to edit all leters. To the Editor: ProChoice leaders are of ten calledradical. YettheProChoice platfonn is simple. It calls for reproductive freedom for all women, regardless of age, race, or economic condition. Reproductive freedom means access to contraception, naturalfamilyplanningandabortion. Italsomeansfreedomfrom forced sterilization and unwan tcd intercourse. Finally, it mean that a woman control her own body without interference from government, church or oth r individuals. ProLife leaders can al so be called radical. Many, in luding Randall Terry, call for an end to sexuality education (includin g AIDS education), and demand a ban on contraception as well as abortion. The ProLife move ment demands that exual ac tiv ity be confined to marriage and only if the intent i procrcati n. No options will be allowed for faJliblehumans whocan not cope To the Editor: I would like to addrcs, a few topics concerning abortion that have outraged me. First, I'd like to begin with the slogan prochoice activists preach - "We will never go back." I've heard stori es of those tragic, back-alley abortio ns, but to gel th ing straight, wom en be fore Roe vs. Wade were not forced to submit to an illegal abortion. Th ey had a choice to get pregnant, an d should have paid the due re ponsibil ities. If th ey died in th e process then it was no one else's fault except fortheir ow n choice. I'm sure that so und s hars h, but it i abou t tim e thetruthisshed. Now, th e only moral decision, based on my Christian heritage, would be to set the child up for adoption, especially in the case of ra pe or incest In addition, man y sa y that women were denied making a moral decisi on , based on their Christian reli gious beliefs. I'm sorry. hu t where are the religiou~ values? I'm not one to questions with ab tine nce; unwanted nancy or dea th from AIDS l:: price paid for in. If you ha ve concludedtbau am ProChoice, you are COl1'Q. This doe~ no.l mean that I lhiJt that abortion I a wondt,fuJlbint and I would not want to suggea thalit is. I believethataWOlllll•s body is her own and she should not be forced to continue a ing. nancy if he doesn't WIil to. ~ and many like me , w<n for gua. anteed heal th care, high qualiy affordable child care, imp!'O¥f.d conLraccpuo n, and quality aJu. cation r gardl es of neighbcr. hood. Worn n would lhen be sured tha t the children they bear w uld have a reasonable quality of Ii e. Th United States has long repre nted fr eedom to people around th wo rld . Certainly,lhc fr d m to control one' s own body i a freedo m worth Protect• ing. -Jenni~ r Bu m one' fait h, but the minute "Chri tian va lu es" are men• tioned, th n I gl:l urked. I conid r my. If fairly religious.and I can vou h th at it clearly staies in th Bibi that abortion is an a m ination to J us Christ. To furth er my di gust,amtion i not ev n used for its first inte ntio n . In tcad, now it is u d as a fonn of wide-spread birthc ntro l. lcannothelpbutlO ask my elf, do women know what th ey are doing to their bodies? Cancer of the cervix is jusl one of th e many d<t8dly f acun I hear th e rune old thing, and l unders tand that it i. their body, but what a bout the human life withi n the womb? There is arou nd a ten year waiting lisl to adopt a child - ten years! And all because of the selfish attitude which abortion projects. In conclu ion, I would like to say, representing myself as a Christian Confonnist, "WemUSl take back control of America. and return back to our ChristiaD herita ge. we mu~t go hack!" -Brian Matsen THE RA GER NEWS STAFI-' Editor-In-Chief ..... .. ... . .... .. .... .... ..... ..... ........ Andrew J. Patch Layout Editor ............... . ... .... ............... .. ......... Annamaria Sexton News Editor .... ................ ...... ... . .......... .... . ......... 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Judy Logsdon, Jan Nowak, Stuart fkA,fl8I' <, ~ ---------------- seprember 23, 1992 -----. IPteg. is!he Volunteer Opportunities UTOR/CLASSROOM HELP· ~RS in Racine and Kenosha. WadewilZ.Roosevelt. Dr. Jones. SchullC,Jcffcry.GrantElcmcmary SchOOls.Bullen Jr. HS. Jerstad A erholm Middle School and GfImQle Middle School have severalrequeslS for student volunteers whoenjoy working with children andwanllD help slow learner succeed Can you share 1-2 hours per week? Ask for more details in the VolunteerOffice. that II 'trecL I think thing I !!gest nan's lOuld preg. o, I, ~ar· ~Iity DVed Cdu· bor, 1 be bear llity SHELTER WORKERS FOR WOMEN'S HORIZONS SETS TRAINING. If you would like to volunreerin a sheller for women and children, sign up for a dayong longttaining on Saturday. Oc Lober >ple 17thin Kenosha. Flexible days the andhoursofvolunteerservice. CaJl iwn 595·2011. Xl· MALESTUDENT LIVING IN KENOSHA COUNTY WANTED. Become an advocate andfriend IDa Wilmot HS student whois autistic. Gain in-depth unue derslaJldingof the handicapped. n- Attend social activities 2 times monthly. Ask for more informationin Volunteer Office. ,d es lfi ZOO KEEPER'S ASSISTANT REQUESTED. The Racine Zoo isofferingexperience working near wild anmals. Physical labor required. 24hoursweelcly. On-site baining. t- Sl is ld o "I· :1 I I Contael Carol Engberg in VolunteerOflice, wu..C·D 175 for these or other possible volunteer opportunities. Gab's Gab J COllillued rrom Page 6 stan1ed, Irealized jl1'llexactlywhat Ihey were saying, "MOVEyou idiot! JuSI don 'I sit there!" 50,1 put my Uuck in gear, turned the comer, pulled over to the side, and in my rearview mirror I saw Dan Quayle. in all of his Vice- PresidenIiaI glory, sitting in his . limo.ThaI's all he was doing,just sillingthere.latleastexpected him to be holding a flashing sign that said"Hi , I'm Dan Quayle. You know,the guy that would be Presidenlifyoo killed George Bush and whocan speU potatoe now .", but hewasn'L I wenl home and decided that I wasn't going to vote for him. THE RANGERNEWS.Page 7 the Week Parkside Volunteer Program "Volunteers of the Month" for September are Candy Cooper, a Junior business major who has worked over 200 hours of volunteer service. Keith Gray. whose 250 hours include a March Habitat for Humanity trip to Savannah, Ga .• Steve Murphy, a senior double-major in Human Behavior & Society and pre-med, who worked as a volunteer in Brazil this summer, and Maddie Williams, a :hildren in shpeslytcehr.ology major who has devoted over 120 hours to the Women's .Resource Center in Racine, working with the women and September 23, 1992 ~ Volunteer Opportunities islhe - UTORICLASSROOM HELPlhat1 !RS in Racine and Kenosha. wadewitz, Roosevelt, Dr. Jones, Schuhc,Jcffcry, GrantElcmcntary SchoOIS, Bullen Jr. HS, Jerstad Agerholm Middle School and Gilm<YC Middle School have severaJreqUCSlS for studen~ volu?teers who enjoy working with children and want 10 help slow learner succero. Can you share 1-2 hours per week? Ask for more details in the Volunteer Office. r- SHELTER WORKER FOR WOMEN'S HORIZO. SET TRAINING, If you would like IO lity volunteer in a shelter for women and children. sign up for a dayng long ttaining on Saturday. October pie !7th in Kenosha. Flexible day lrn> and hours of volunteer service. Call wn 595-2011. I· MALE STU DE T LI VI G I KENOSHA CO TY WANTED. Become an adv ate and friend to a Wilmot HS Ludenl who is autistic. Gain in-depth unte derstanding of the handicapped. Attend social activitie 2 tim monlhly. Ask for more information in VolunteerOftic . ZOO KEEPER' A I TANT REQUESTED. The Racine Zoo isoffering experience working near wild animals. Physical labor required. 2-4 hours week.Jy. On- ite training. Contact Carol Engberg in VolunteerOffice, WLLC-D175 for these or other possible volunteer opporllmities. Gab's Gab Coatilaecl from Page 6 startled, I reali1.ed justex.:dy what they were saying, "MOVE you idiot! Ju t don't sit there!" So, I put my truck in gear, turned the ccner, pulled over IO the side, and in my rearview mirror I saw Dan Quayle, in all of his VicePresidential glory, sitting in his · limo. That's all he was doing, just sitting there. I at least expected him 10 be holding a tlashing sign thaL said "Hi, I'm Dan Quayle. You know, the guy that would be President if you killed George Bush and who can spell potatoe now.", but hewa.,n•L I went home and decided that 1 wasn't going to vote for him. T11E RANGER NEws, Page 7 ~ .::::: .. . :~ \T61Unteer Of the Week Parkside Volunteer Program "Volunteers of the Month" for Seplember are Candy Cooper, a junior business major who has worked over 200 hours of volunteer service, Keith Gray, whose 250 hours include a March Habitat for Humanity trip to Savannah, Ga .• SLcvc ~urphy, a senior double-major in Human Behavior & Society and pre-med, who worked as a volunteer in Brazil this summer, and Maddie Williams, a psychology major who has devoted over 120 hours to the Women's Resource Center in Racine, working with the women and ;hildren in shelter. a~s19i'ti t~~-i~, -- Kenosha Factory Store, Lakeside Marketplace, 2ath A Exit 347, I-94, (414) 857-7333. Mon.-Sat. 10-9, Sun. 10-6. 112111 Di~~~ntinued/~lmost perfect sports and fitness stuff. Wbcn it rains, it pours. That was tile story for both Ranger victories this past week. Last Wednesday tile Ranger soccer team hammered a defenseless Purdue-Calumet 6-0. The game was delayed twenty minutes by a torrential downpour, when the m•atch finally began the Rangers came out strong, feeling no ill-effects from the weather. Fourteen minutes into tile game Bob Rogers got tile team on the scoreboard. Feeling the game might be called due to lightning, the Rangers poured it on in a hurry. Tom Czop scored at 25:59, Czop again at 26: 13, then Mateo Mackbee at 27:42. These three Parkside goals were scored within 89 seconds to set a new school record. Completing the first half scoring with a hat trick was Tom Czop, who cinched his third goal with eight minutes lefL The only goal scored in the second half came from Nick Herner justtwo minutes in. The game was then halted in the fifty-eighth minute due to lightning. Ron Knestrict and Oscar Toscano also had big games, raking up four and three assists, respectively. The win provided the Rangers with a 3-1-0 record and their first shut out of the season. On Saturday, it was the University of Missouri-Rolla's tum to play the victim as the Rangers spanked them with a 6-0 defeat. Instead of the rain, it was tile yellow cards cards that were pouring on the Soccer Bowl. Frustrated, the Division IIRolla was never in the game. The visitors picked up five yellow cards on the afternoon. Just two minutes into the match it was Bob Rogersonce again, scoring onan unassisted goal. At34:08 INSIDE ... Special Edition - Women's Volleyball Pictorial. 82, 83 Section [8) Cross Country Results 83 it was freshman Pat White scoring his first collegiate goal on an assist from Ron Knestrict, Just 20 seconds later, Mike Kennedy also netted his first collegiate goal after some nifty passing from Czop and Oscar Toscano. With 54 minutes left to play, Mark Gyrko of the Rangers was given a yellow,and then was ejected after he was given a red card for dissent towards the referee. This left the Rangers with a numerical disadvantage, that the hapless Rolla team could not capitalize on. Playing a man down,theRangers held strong by not only keeping the shutout, but producing three more goals. Five minutes into the second half, Czop scored on an assist from Colurn Donahue. In tile 62nd minute of play, Toscano got on the scoreboard. Joel Meadow earned his second assist the year on the play. Capping off the Scoring was Mateo Mackbee. After Mackbee was tripped up in the goal After opening loss, Rangers end week with win THE RANGER NEWS Wednesday,September23,1992 Weather, officials don't stop Rangers Please see VOLLEYBALL 82 Men and women runners nab top ten finishes at Midwest Collegiates Parkside's men was Ron Cavage in a timeof27:08 good for 48th place. Kin Miller was second for the team with a timeof27:16, good for 55th place over-all. RightbehindMiller -in 58th place was freshman Kevin Mason in 27:19. Rounding out tile Rangers top five were Iesse Decker in 27:40 (67), and Pat Kuhlman at 27:54 (74). On the women's side,'UWMadison romped home with the victory at21 points. Southern illinois, Indiana State, Edinboro and Marquetterounded out the top five. For UW -Parkside, Kelly Watson turned in a time of 19:27, good for 36th place and the Rangers top finish of the day. 'I By DAVID DEBISH Sports Editor The University of WiSconsin- Parkside Women's Volleyball Team opened their week up with a loss against Wisconsin Lutheran College. Although tile gymnasium was packed students and parents for the first time this season tile Rangers couldn't muster a stop against Paula Stelter'S serves and spikes. Parkside had a chance in tile second game, but on a come- By LEN ANHOLD Editor country team took to their National Cross Country Course last Saturday as they hosted the Midwest Collegiate Cross Country Championships. The men's team raced toa ninth place finish and the women's team finished tenth, Edinboro College won tile men's event. beating Hillsdale college by five points for tile top spot. North Central Il., Marquette and UW-Oshkosh rounded out the top five. Finishing first among UWback run there was a ten minute delay while tile reefers conferred on Lutheran's set up. Apparently they were in disagreement and after each serve kept screwing up tile rotation. Wbile the third game didn 'tgo any better the previous two it turned for tile worse when starter Jodie Downs went out with a twisted ankle. Jodie will be sidelined for tile season tom ligaments. The Rangers then traveled to Chicago for a tournament against University of Missouri-Kansas City, Saginaw Valley State University, and Norhteastern Illinois. In their first match Parkside lost in straight sets to Missouri. "They started out playing as individuals," said coach Theehs, "and it showed up in poor playing as a team," To get across tile point that '''''v were to return playing as a team coach Theehs took the women JenniferZalewski was nextfor the Rangers, taking 44th with a time of 19:37. Rounding out the Rangers top five were: Pam Tucker. (58) 19:54, Tara Roy 19:55, and Kim Johnson (78) at 20: 18. Claire EichnerofUW <Madison won the event in a time of 17:52 with all four of her teammates finishing in the top eight. On the men's side, Derron Bishop of North Central College won tile team competition in a time of 25:21. The teams travel to UWWhitewater this weekend for tile WarhawkJPizza Hut Invitational on Saturday. C.C. Results, B3 box the Rangers were awarded a penalty kick, which Mackbee promptly buried in tile back of the. net. The Ranger 'defense' held strong with Joel Meadow recording his second consecutive shutout. The Rangers improved to 4-1- o with the victory. Senior Bob Rogers finished the weekend with his season goal total at seven. Tom Czop moved his tOtJIJto four. The Rangers are set to face Lakeland College at home tonight at 4:00P.M. Next Wednesday Next Saturday. October 3 the Rangers host Nationally ranked Gannon U. Look for a preview of the game next week . .. Mike Paupore, RANGER Pulling together The Ranger vollyball playerS huddle around second year coach Lynn Theehs. The Rangers have started their season 7-9 with an ex' tremely"young squad and are bUilding a talented squad for the future. ,!5im8el donned Rangers "lronrnan' '',';JuniQr grappler SteveX;;'peI Kimpel scored 196.5 poinG blasted thecompetition in winning in the victory. Junior Joel Dult(lll the.Rangers.annual "Iron Man" nabbed second with 180 poinG , andjunior Dave Lovy scored 113 .Kirnpel won five events and points to snare the third spoL shatteredi~ordsin the rope climb Kimpel won the bench pre~ l!I1j;ibi~~?O~~i~~ero~timb ~~~: ~~e~~~~~~~~~:wa45.2().Whiq/!,,;ll!;$et i~1984 ,'.l'ete Girolamo won the 4{) W.·i..~.i~.;..~.,.:.e.\.·~.M.r.·.,.'•·•.~.•u•c..•.t.'~·•.• . '.'.t....• '.ti•t.•~..d.t..I.:.l.e...e.,...I•..••·).~...•'·.•.~.•.;•.r•e.c.o;~:'~~i~~k.d~;~:;::;\!,~!eg 'p!'\'ss [lIax. rs September23, 1992 By CHRIS RYAN Sports Writer When the lhe soccer Calumet but match Lhc c~e feeling the the lhe 10 Rangers 10 Completing left justtwominutesin. eighth to raking respectively. University ofMissouri-Rolla's the pouring II Rolla wasBobRogersonceagain,scoring on an unassistedgoal. 08 from Ron Knestrict Just 20 seconds net led Wilh and Playingamandown,theRangers Czop Col um the of scoring Asst. WisconsinParkside againsl Lulhcran the with the Stelter's the comeback the after the Whilethethirdgamedidn'tgo than the sidelined the with ligaments. Kansas University, Norhteastem asa team." the •l>P.y team Please see v9LLEYBALL nab Sports The men's and women's cross Saturday Championships. Themen'stcamracedtoaninth tenth. the event, college the spot. IL, Marqueue the UWParkside's atimeof27:08goodfor48thplace. Kirt team time of27:16, Right behind Miller the Jesse side, UWMadison at 21 Illinois, Marquette rounded UW-Watson turned in a time of 19:27, Rangers nex tfor lop Tucker (60) ClaireEichnerofUW-<Madison teammates eight the of25:UWWhitewater the W arhawk/Pizza the the recording shutout. 0 total to M. Joel Meadow HOMECOMING PREVIEW Saturday, U. NEWS players ex· tremely'young building forthe Kimpel lronman" Junior Steve Kimpel the competition the Rangers annual contest. Kimpel sha~ered records in and sit-ups. Theoldrecordintheropeclmb was 5.26, which was set in 1984 but Kimpel raced up the rope i~ 4.85 seconds to swipe the record from Mike Muckerheide. Kimpel scored 196.5 points vicLory. Dull(/) points and junior DaveLovy scored 173 points to snare the third spot Kimpel won the bench ~ reps, 100 yard dash, bench ~ max, rope climb and sit ups. Pete 40 yard dash, Roger Spear won the I ofleg pressesand Joel Dutton w(I) the leg press max. :lion ~ ;NGER NEWS SPORTS, Page 82 V@lIyball September 16, 1992 - 1992 S TerriHohmann Nicole Gross Pos: Seller Height: 5'5" Year: Junior Hometown: Men. Falls, WI High School: Men. Falls H.S. Jodi Downs Nichole Parker Pas: Middle Blocker Pos: Setter ......, Height: 6'0" Height: 5'6" V Year: Freshman Year: Sophomore ... Hometown: Berlin, WI Hometown: Milwaukee, WI HighSchool: Berlin High School: Wis. Lutheran TiffanyWarren Pas: Outside Hiller - Height: 5'7" Year: Freshman Hometown: Pewaukee, WI HighSchool: Pewaukee I Janelle Maki Pos: Outside Hiller Height: 5'9" Year: Freshman Hometown: Antioch, IL HighSchool: Antioch TammiRickert Pos: Outside Hiller Height: 5'9" Year: Freshman Hometown: CUdahy, WI HighSchool: Pulaski Cara Sulik Pos: MB/OH Height: 5'9" Year: Freshman Hometown: Green Bay,WI HighSchool: Preble Christine Maher Pos: Outside Hitter Height: 5'8" Year: . Senior Hometown: Sleepy Hollow High School: Resurrec., IL . Rachel! Vandenlangenberg Pos: Def. Specialist Height: 5'4" Year: Sophomore u,:,metown: Abrams, WI High School: Oconto Falls Karen Dilloo Pos: Middle Blocker Heig ht:- 6'2" Year: Junior Hometown: Racine, WI High School: SI. Catherines Cindy Maier Pos: Asst. Coach Year: Redshirt Maier is redshirting this season and acting as assistant coach due to a leg injury. Lynn Theehs Theehs is her second full season as head coach of the Ranger squad after graduatating from UW-Parkside in 1991. This years squad is very young, with only two juniors and one senior, and should be a force in the seasons to come. Team Breakfast has benefits VOllvball • from 81 to breakfast and made them eat the same thing as a team. In their second mateh of the tournament the Lady Rangers gradually returned to their quick and aggressive play. bUIloSIstarter Karen Dillon to a twisted ankle and ultimately ended up losing to Saginaw Valley. 'In their last and hardest match of the tournament Parkside upset Northeastern and upstaged them as Northeastern went on to win the tournament. Even though the Rangers are plagued with injuries the level of play by the freshman Cara Bulik and Janelle Mak, have stepped in and filled some big roles. The Ranges will be home this weekend to host Quiney, Southern Indiana, and Kentucky Weslan. The Ranger Invitational will begin Friday the 25th al3:OOpmand again on Saturday the 26th at 10:00am. Ranger Invitational Friday and Saturday at P.E. Bid. Featured Teams UW-Parkside Quincy Southern Indiana Kentucky Weslyan Support your Rangers Photos by Mike Paupore, Ranger ~i on --:;:~;:~;-~~~~-----------------------------------;;,EA NEWS SPORTS, Page 82 V@llyball - Terri Hohmann pos: Height: Middle Blocker 5'10" vear: Sophomore Hometown: Greendale.WI High School: Martin Luther Jodi Downs Pos: Middle Blocker He~ht: 6'0" Year: Freshman Hometown: Berlin, WI High School: BerUn Tiffany Warren Pos: Height: Outside Hitter 57" Year: Freshman · Hometown: Pewaukee , WI H~h School: Pewaukee Janelle Maki Pos: Outside Hitter Heght: 5'9" Year: Freshman Hometown: Antioch, IL H~h School: Antioch Tammi Rickert Pos: Outside Hitter Heght: 5'9" Year: Freshman Hometown: Cudahy, WI High School: Pulaski Cara Bulik Pos: MB/OH He~ht: 5'9" Year: Freshman Hometown: Green Bay, WI H~h School: Preble Nicole Gross Pos: Height: Setter 5'5" Year: Junior Hometown: Men. Falls, WI High School: Men. Falls H.S. Nichole Parker Pos: Height: Year: Setter 5'6" Sophomore Hometown: Milwaukee, WI High School: Wis. Lutheran Christine Maher Pos: Height: Outside Hitter 5'8" Year: Senior Hometown: Sleepy Hollow High School: Aesurrec., IL Rochell Vandenlangenberg Pos: Height: Def. Specialist 5'4" Year: Sophomore ~,:,metown: Abrams, WI High School: Oconto Falls Karen Dilloo Pos: Height: Middle Blocker 6'2" Year: Junior Hometown: Racine, WI High School: St. Catherines Cindy Maier Pos: Asst. Coach Year: Redshirt Maier is redshirting this season and acting as assistant coach due to a leg injury. September 16, 1992 1992 Lynn Theehs Theehs is her second full season as head coach of the Ranger squad after graduatating from UW-Parkside in 1991. This years squad is very young, with only two juniors and one senior, and should be a force in the seasons to come. Team Breakfast has benefits YollybaU - from B1 to breakfast and made them eat the same thing as a team. In their second match of the tournament the Lady Rangers gradually returned Lo their quick and aggressive play, but lost starter Karen Dilloo to a twisted ankle and ultimately ended up losing to Saginaw Valley. · In their last and hardest match of the tournament Parkside upset Northeastern and upstaged them as Northeastern went on to win the tQamament. Even though the Rangers are plagued with injuries the level of play by the freshman Cara Bulik and Janelle Ma.ki have stepped in and filled some big roles. The Ranges will be home this weekend to host Quiney, Southern Indiana, and Kentucky Wcslan. The Ranger Invitational will begin Friday the 25th at 3 :()()pm and again on Saturday the 26th at 10:00am. Ranger Invitational Friday and Saturday at P.E. Bid . Featured Teams UW-Parkside Quincy Southern Indiana Kentucky Weslyan Support your Rangers Photos by Mike Paupore, Ranger RANGER NEWS SPORTS, Page B2 Trivia Time ... Last Week's Question: Brewer Robin Yount achieved his 3000th hit. all with Milwaukee. How many of the other players with 3000 or more hits accomplished all their hits with the same club? Ty Cobb-Detroit Tigers, Stan Musial-St. Louis Cardinals, Carl Yastremski-Boston Red Sox, Honus Wagner-Pittsburg Pirates, Willie Mays-New York/San Fransisco Giants, AI Kaline-Detroit Tigers, Roberto Clemente-Pittsburgh Pirates. r------~------~--------------, ISee your name in the Ranger News Sports. I :Just answer the question correctly and drop : :off in the Ranger News office by Monday. : I' I IThis Week's Question: I : Who is the all-time boxing knock-out leader? : I I I I I I II Answer II I I I I I I : Your name, year, major : ~----------------------------~ We're Mavin' Racine & Kenosha's Hottest Night Club Every Thursday Night is College Nizht with UW-Parkside's DJ.L.A. '" Intramural Floor Aerobics now meets in the Union Recreation Center. For more information contact Jim Koch at x-2267 DANCE EXTRAVAGANZA Dance all week long at Cha in Wednesday - Backbeat X Thursday - D.l.L.A. Friday - The Larry's Saturday - Modem Art Thursday Specials $3.00 Pitchers $1.00 of Ouzo .50¢ Cactus Juice UW-Parkside students get $1.00 off all band covers with a SI udent J.D. - Midwest Collegiate ChampionShips $ Women's Results Men's Resufts 1 UW-Madison 21 1 Edinboro 70 2 S.llIinois 65 2 Hillsdale College 75 3 Indiana State 74 3 North Central 77 4 Edinboro, PA 98 4 Marquetee 94 5 Marquette 211 5 UW-Oshkosh 131 6 UW-Oshkosh 224 6 Indiana State 15) 7 Hillsdale College 232 7 Eastem Illinois 216 8 Eastem Illinois 260 8 UW-Eau Claire 279 9 UW·Eau Claire 274 9 UW·Parlcslde ~ 10 UW-Par1<side 276 10 Lindenwood 3211 UWP Flnlshers- Kelly Watson UWP Flnlshers- Kin Miller27'11 19:27. Jen Zalewski 19:38, Pam Kevin Mason. 27:19,Jesse . Tucker 19:54. Tara Roy 19:55, Kim 27:39, Pat Kuhlmann 27:54,~ Johnson 20:18,Tracey Pcrpe20:40, Lepak 28:14. Dave Doherty28a Kim Dahm 20:48. Kim Avery 20:55, Kevin Collins 28:30, JoshuaToil Gina Stelzer 21 :04, Melinda 28:45, Dan Koch 28:56,Teo Vaskato 21:12 liz Fashun 21:26, Schmierer29:09, AnthonyW. lisa Majerla21 :31,Ali DeWitt21 :54 29:09, Pat Chanery 29:47 BE TRUE TO YOUR SCHOOL & EARN MONEY TOO! The Office of University Relations needs seven students and/or alumni to serve as Telemarketing Specialists, calling potential alumni donors for the first annual Pride of Parkside Campaign. Compensation will be $5 an hour plus an incenlive bonus. Specialists must be available Monday - Thursday and every other Sunday from 5:45 to 9:1 pm, October 7 - November 19. Schedule varies slightly each week. Each Telemarketing Specialist will work approximately 70 hours over the six week period, including training. Prior sales, telemarketing, or customer service experience is highly recommended. Specialists must be enthusiastic, motivated and PARKSIDE POSiTIVE. -- Phone 551-9131 1518 Sheridan Rand I<enosha. WI 53140 HURSDAYS Allthe tappers you can drink Plus! One shot of your choice: DR's-Rumple Mintz- Yager Rootber-Cactus Juice-Peach-Apple . One coupon per customer please ....------ -----------, I:$ Present Coupon at door I for hourly. cash drawings $! L Pnntnamec1earJy J ------------ MUST BE 21 TO ENTER! PlcrURE ID RE UlRED! RANGER NEws SPoRrs, Page B2 Trivia Time ... Last Week's Question: Brewer Robin Yount achieved his 3000th hit, all with Milwaukee. How many of the other players with 3000 or more hits accomplished all their hits with the same club? Ty Cobb-Detroit Tigers, Stan Musial-St. Louis Cardinals, Carl Yastremskl-Boston Red Sox, Honus Wagner-Pittsburg Pirates, Willie Mays-New York/San Fransisco Giants, Al Kaline-Detroit Tigers, Roberto Clemente-Pittsburgh Pirates. r----------------------------~ 1 See your name in the Ranger News Sports. • : Just answer the question correctly and drop : :off in the Ranger News office by Monday. : I I 1 This Week's Question: 1 : Who is the all-time boxing knock-out leader? : I I I I 1---------------- I 1 Answer I I I I I I I 1---------------- I : Your name, year, major : L------------------------- --- J Chain . 11' ~e1,cttO Racine & Kenosha's Hottest Night Club Every Thursday Night is College Nioht with UW-Parkside's D.J.L.A. ~ ' DANCE EXTRAVAGANZA Dance all week long at Cha in Wednesday - Backbeat X Thursday - D.J.L.A. Friday - The Larry's Saturday - Modem Art Thursday Specials $3.00 Pitchers $1.00 of Ouzo .50¢ Cactus Juice UW-Parkside students get $1.00 off all band covers with a s1 udent I.D. We're Movin' Intramural Floor Aerobics now meets in the Union Recreation Center. For more information contact Jim Koch at x-2267 Midwest Collegiate Championships women's Results Men's Results 1 uw-Madison 21 2 S. Illinois 65 1 Edinboro 70 2 Hillsdale College 7S 3 North Central n 3 Indiana State 74 4 Edinboro, PA 98 4 Marquetee 94 5 UW-Oshkosh 131 5 Marquette 211 6 UW-Oshkosh 224 6 Indiana State 157 7 Eastern Illinois 216 7 Hillsdale College 232 8 Eastern Illinois 260 8 UW-Eau Claire 279 9 UW-Parlcslde - 9 UW-Eau Claire 274 1 O UW -Par1<side 276 1 O Lindenwood 328 UWP Finishers- Ke lly Watson 19:27, Jen Zalewski 19:38, Pam Tucker 19 :5 4, T ara Roy 1 9 :55, Kim Johnson 20:18, Tracey Pope 20 :40, Kim Dahm 20:48, K im Avery 20 :55, Gina Stelzer 21 :0 4, Meli nd a Vaskat o 21 :12 Liz Fashun 2 1 :26, Lisa Majerle21 :31, Ali DeW itt21 :54 UWP Finishers- Kirt Miller 27.11 Kevin Mason, 27:19, Jesse · 27:39, Pat Kuhlmann 27:54 Lepak 28:14, Dave Doherty~ Kev in Collins 28 :30, Joshua t 28 :45, Dan Koch 28:56, T Schmierer29 :09, AnthonyW · 29:09, Pat Chenery 29:47 BETAUETOYOUASCHOOL & EARN MONEY TOOi The Office of Univ ersity Relations needs seven students and/or alumni to serve as Telem arketing Specialists, calling potential alumni donors for the first annual Pride of Parkside Campaign. Compensation will be $5 an hour plus an ncent1ve bonus. Specialists must be available Monday - Thursday and every other Sunday from 5:45 to 9 1 pm, October 7 - November 19 . Schedule vanes sli g ht ly each week . Each Telemarket ing Specialist w ill work apprcximately 70 hours over the s,x week pe riod, including training. Pri or sales, telemarketing, or customer se rv ice ex p erience is highly recommended . Speciali sts must be enthusiastic, motivated and PARKS IDE POS ITIVE. Contact Joan Fecteau at the Office of University Relations, 595-2'233. -- Phon 5r:: l -91:11 l 5'18 Sh rlclnn Roacl I< nosha. WI 53140 HURSDAYS -- A ll th e tapper you can drink Plus! One shot of your choice: DR's-Rumple Mintz- Yager Rootber-Cactus Juice-Peach-Apple One coupon per custome r plea e r- ----------------, I Present coupon at door I : $ for hourly cash drawing $: I ---~:-=:=-:-r---.---- I L _ _ _ _ _ Pnnt nam e clearly - J ------------ MUST BE 21 TO ENTER! 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If you're an off-campus student, sign up for Am' Student Saver Plus by calling 1800 654-0471 Ext. 85L AT&T - CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING THE RANGERNEWS, Page 12 . . . Th Ranger News office located in room D139C i~ the Wyllie Librarylle ...... To place classified advertising in the Universny of Wisconsin-Parks ide - The Ranger News, stop In b1.e f n All classitied ads placed by full or part time UW-Parkside stui;." Center, next to the Coffee Shoppe. Deadline for classified advertising is 12:00pm Friday {;X'~o ~~d1C~:~nts are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. W II UW-Parkside staff are 50¢ per week run. All classitied ads placed by anyone other than .- a;.;). e snsin-Parkside _The Ranger News, and ns employees, staff and ~ error occurs, the ad will be run free of charge the folloWing ~eek. No refunds. The un:e~s~ a IS~ews reserves the right to refuse to publish any advertising at ns discr8lion are not responsible for the content of advertising placed by ns customers. The UW-Pa Sl e anger . Please direct all inquiries to The Ranger News' Assistant Business Manager, Jackie Johnson at (414) 595-2295. IMISCELLANEOUS ~PERSONAL-S ,• I I could use a ride and share the gas expense. Pleasecontaetmeat763- 3806. I MISCELLANEOUS I If interested in the following support groups please call Marcy at 595-2338. Eating disorders suppongroup, Co-Dependentsanonymous, Sexual Assault/Incest Survivors Support Group, AI-Anon, Adult Children of Alcoholics. CLUB EVENTS I Attention all Psych majors-minors • first Psychology Club meeting is on Sept, 23, 12:30, in Moln. 317. PERSONALS Andreas, Obwohl du weider zu hause in Deutschland bist, und ich hier in der schule, sind meine gedanken immer bei dir. Ich hoffe, dass wir, egel was passiert, immer fur einander da sind. Du bist mein bester freund, den ich jemals haue. IGh vermissc dich und ich Iicbc dich! Gina G. Welcome back PAStA. AlIi summer of work. study lIId climbing its time to ~ Coffee Shoppe again. Dope,. SERVICES PERSONALS I Parkside Philosophical Society will hold its forst organizational meeting on Thursday, Sept, 24, al3:30 in CART 233. CUIIUU;l Aaron Snyder atx2603 for more inforrnalion. To me man who goes by the name "Brian"-Iet's do lonch. Word proeessingservice. Six experience with term papen, tors, Ph.D Theses. Pick ery, RacinelKenosha. $1. 256-1338, leave message. this ad! Wanted: a room in ~ Kenosha in exchange for m . nance work. Hoursperwed: liable. Leave wriuen IIleS!II! the Ranger News door inthe box. AA-A1coholics Anonymoos meets every Monday at noon in Moln. Dl33. Call 595-2365 or 595-2366 for more information. +200 parking spots (CART) - 30 spotshandicapped osed by 6 people (CART) - 50 spots more reserved for teachers - 100 spots (more than 100 spots) in Union realignment. Student gain? "You can car-pool." Attention: looking me babe of me week. Apply in person 10 DJLA or PAPOO. All entries welcome! Accounting Club meeting - Sept. 30,noon. Speaker: DaveSchwanz "Doing Taxes on the Side." Meets in the Main Place. Refreshments will be served. Free pregnancy tests. Contact UWP Health Services, 595·2366, or Moln. 0133 for more information. To my Honey Bunnies - I love you lots - and your smile is like a ray of sunshine -from your Cuddle Puppy. The semester's first meeting of Sigma Tau Delta, UW-P's English honor society, will meet Monday, Sept. 28 at noon in CART 135. Find out what it's all about, Contraceptives for sale at affordable prices. Condoms 10 for $1 and birth control pills $4 a packet, Contact UW·P Health Services, 595-2366, or Moln. 0133 for more information. Did you find the rest of the article on Dennis Dean yet? Try looking in the park. , I Who is the Blonde Bombshell? What does she look like? Does she live? Idon'tknow! 1haven'tseen her. PAPOO. • To all UW-Parkside Students: Parkside Adult Student Association Advisory Board meeting on Sept, 25, 12:15-12:30 in PASA office. Anyone interesting is encouraged to attend. Accounting Club meeting - Sept. 23, noon in Moln 0107. Speaker: Jeanie Wood from Robert Half Associares speaks on "How to Get Hired in Today's Job Markel" Refreshments served. Thank you for your patience and understanding durin! this past registration-vthe first one conducted utilizingtil new Student Information System. It will be better next time! Office of Registrar Staff FiFi - well hello there! Did you find the keys yet? Get you lighter! Why are we at Darkside? Oh, I meant Parkside! NA-Narcotics Anonymous meets every Wednesday at noon in Moln. Dl33. Call 595-2365 or 595-2366 for more information. Chedda Man - sing some Jane's for us. Howcomeyoudidn'trunaway last time we saw you? Nice soccer playing! Never thought you knew how to run. Garkey and Jan. Flu shots available in Health Services after OCl. I. Cost is 57. Call 595-2366 for an appointment, Multiple Sclerosis Support Group meetings on Fridays, 7-9pm in Union 104. Cat Man, holy violence yoo butthead! Do you have any torture belts Pete? Hey remember the dog races? HerecomesBamey. Garkey and Jan. Brown bag lunch sponsored by PASA. "Parents for Peace on the Streets," by Pat Franco, vice-president. Discussion to follow. Mon, Sept. 28, at noon in CART 129. I-F-OR R_ENT III If you come from Burlington or through Burlington, and if your forstclass is at8am on M, W, & F. No Selling & No Experience Necessary Conveneint afternoon & evening hours Good pay: $5.50/$6.00 hour to start Bonus pay over 25 hours/week Holiday, vacation pay Regulary scheduled merit increases Take advantage of this chance 10 gain a varietyof office experience. The Best Part-time r-t'i.ere are a lot of pan-time jobs Job Ever .. ~ut there thal'll help you make ends meel. But a part-time job with the Army National Guard offers more than ju.st ~ extra paycheck. Instead of spending your .w~ekends dehvenng pizza or bagging groceries, you could be ~nvmg an M-l tank ~r repelling down a mountain side. Bestdes thefun you'll have during an average we~~end dnll, you could qualify for the 50% TUllIon Grant, the Montgomery GI Bill, and the Student Loan Repayment Program. Find out more about the best pan-time job you'll ever NATIONAL have, call GUARD SGT. lst Class Bryon Barnes (414) 656-6496 Border wanted: single woman with big house in quiet neighborhood. 20 minutes from Parkside. Call now for more information. 886- 4972. I~FOR S~ALE -II , For fund raiser: toaster oven,likenew dishes. never-used silverware to auction. 637-2761 after 3pm. Live near UW-P bus route. Ca1Lltlda~ &607~ or Apply in person: 1100 Commerce Drive, Suite IO~ Racine, WI (EnsenadaslNo\'ak Appliance ofT of Hwy 101 Americans HELP WANTED at their best I Wanted: blackjack dealers for Homecoming 1992. October 2. No experience needed. Call Karla or Chuck at 595-2277. INDIGOROUND • OJ LA • BACKODABUS· DEADFLY Boy IT'S TIME FOR A NEW BEGINNING •.. Travel free! Sell quality vacations to exotic destinations! Jamaica, Cancon, and Horida. Work for Ihe most reliable spring break company with the best commission and service. Fastest way to free travel! Sun Splash Tours 1-800-426-7710. GER FE5T'92 25 SEPTEMBER 1992 • UNIONSQUARE _~::::::::::::~~~~;;~.~5P~M~T;0~M.t;D;NI:G:HT~~.~$3~:':::::::~ IN ADVANCE IN RANGER OFFICE • $5 ATmE DOOR THE RA GER NEWS, Page 12 CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING . . · Th Ranger News office located in room 0139C i~ the Wyllie library,t8arn-.., To place classified advertising in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside - The Ranger ~ews, _stop in bl.8 tion All classified ads placed by full or part time UW-Parkside SIIJde;;." Center, next to the Coffee Shoppe. Deadline tor c(~ssified advertising is 12:00pm Friday t;{;~:rk~d::ud~nts are $5.00 per week run. Paym~nt must accompany order. ff or UW-Parkside staff are soe per week run. All classified ~ds placed by anyone 0th er th a~ . f w· consin-Parkside _ The Ranger News, and rts employees, staff and me " error occurs, the ad will be run free of charge the following "'.'eek. No refunds. The Un:~~5\ 0 is News reserves the rig ht to refuse to pub lish any advertising at its diser~ are not responsible for the content of advertising placed by its customers. The U~-Pa SI e anger _2295 . Please direct all inquiries to The Ranger News' Assistant Business Manager, Jackie Johnson at (414) 595 · CLUB EVENTS I Attention all Psych majors-minors • first Psychology Club meeting is on Sept 23, 12:30, in Moln. 317. Parkside Philosophical Society will hold its first organizational meeting on Thursday, Sept 24, at 3:30 iu CART 233. Cu,11.ai.:1 Aaiun Snyder at x2603 for more inf ormation . Accounting Club meeting - Sept 30, noon. Speaker: DaveSchwartz "Doing Taxes on the Side." Meets in the Main Place. Refreshments will be served . The semester's first meeting of Sigma Tau Delta, UW -P's English honor society, will meet Monday, Sept. 28 at noon in CART 135. Find out what it's all about Parkside Adult Student Association Advisory Board meeting on Sept 25, 12:15-12:30 in PASA office. Anyone interesting is encouraged to attend. Accounting Club meeting - Sept. 23, noon in Moln D107. Speaker: I MISCELLANEOUS I If inrerested in the foJJowing support groups please call Marcy at 595-2338. Eating disorders supportgroup, Co-Dependentsanonymous, Sexual Assault/Incest Survivors Support Group, Al-Anon, Adult Children of Alcoholics. AA-Alcoholics Anonymous meets every Monday at noon in Moln. D133. Call 595-2365 or 595-2366 for more information. Free pregnancy tests. Contact UWp Health Services, 595-2366, or Moln. DJ 33 for more information. Contraceptives for sale at affordable prices. Condoms 10 for $1 and birth control pills $4 a packet. Contact UW-P Health Services, 595-2366, or Moln. D133 for more infonnation. NA-Narcotics Anonymous meets every Wednesday at noon in Moln . D133. Call 595-2365 or 595-2366 for more information. Flu shots available in Health Services aft er Oct. I. Cost is $7. Cal I 595-2366 for an appointm ent I MISCELLANEOUS I I could use a ride and share th e gas expense. Please contac tme at763- 3806. PERSONA LS I To the man who goes by the name "Brian"-le t's do lunch. Attention : lookin g the babe of the week. Apply in person to DJLA or PAPOO. All en tries welcome! To my Hon ey Bunnies• I love you lots -and your smile is like a ray of sunshine -from your Cuddle Puppy. Who is the Bl onde Bombshell? What does she look like? Does she live? I don 't know! I haven't seen her. PAPOO. FiFi - well hello there! Did you find the keys yet? Get you lighter! Why are we at Darkside? Oh, I meant Parkside! Jeanie Wood from Robert Half Associates speaks on "How to Get Hi.red in Today's Job Market. " Refreshments served. Brown bag lunch sponsored by PASA. "Parents for Peace on the Streets," by Pat Franco, vice-president Discussion to follow . Mon, Sept. 28, at noon in CART 129. Multiple Sclerosis Support Group meetings on Fridays, 7-9pm in Union 104. Chedda Man- sing some Jane's for us. How come you didn't run away last tim e we saw you? Nice soccer playing! Never thought you knew how to ru n. Garkey and Jan. Cat Man , holy violence you butthead! Do you have any torture belts Pete? Hey remember the dog races? HerecomesBamey. Garkey and Jan . [ FOR RENT I Border wanted: single woman with big house in quiet neighborhood. 20 minutes from Parkside. Call now for more information. 886- 4972. FOR SALE I For fund rai ser: toaster oven, lik enew dishes , ne ver-u ed sil verware t~ auction. 63 7-2761 after 3pm. Live near lJW . p bus route. HELPWANTEO } If you come from Burlington or through Burlington, and if your first class is at 8am on M, W, & F. The Best Part-time '"l;,,re are ' lot or pm1- time jobs J ob Ever .J. : ut th ere that'll he lp you make ends meet. But a part-llme job with the Anny ational Guard offers more th an j u_ t ~ ext~a paycheck. Instead of spending t ur _w~e kend s deJr verr ng pizza or bagging groceries , you could e ~rr vmg an M-1 lank !)r repelling down a mountain ide. Besid es the_ fun you 'll have during an ave rage we~ ~en d dnll, yo u coul d qua lify for the SO% Tuition Grant , th e Montgom ery GI Bill , and the Student Loan Repayment Program . Find out more about th e best part -tim e job yo u'll ever have, call SGT.1st Cla s Bryon Barnes (414) 656-6496 Americans at their best PERSONA LS I Andreas, O bwohl du weider zu hause in Deutschland bist, und ich hier in der schule, sind meine gedanken immer bei dir. Ich hoff e, class wir, egel was passiert. immer fur einander da sind. Du bist mein bester freund, den ich jemals h ue. kh vcrmis.sc tlich uni.J 1l:h hebe dich! Gina G. +200 parking pots (CART) - 30 spots handicapped used by 6 pcopl (CART) • 50 spots more reserved for teachers - I 00 pots (more than 100 spots) in Union realignmen t Studentgain? "Youcancar-pool." Did you find the rest of the article on Dennis Dean yet? Try looking in the park. • Word _p e _ingservice. Six) expcn n e with term papers, tcr , Ph.D Th eses . Pickup/(b ery, R ci ne/Keno ha. Sl.40 256- I 338, I ave message. s th i ad! W nted : a r m in Rae"' K no ha in exchange for · nance work. Hours perwea liable. Leave wriuen me~ the Ra nger cw door in !he box. To a ll UW-Park ide Student Thank you for your patience and und r tanding durini this past regi tration--the fir tone conduc ted utilizing the new Student Information Sy tern. It will be better next time! Office of R gi trar Staff Market Rese arch Gain Valuable Experience Woring in Your Spare Time No Selling & No Experience Neces ary Conveneinr aft rno n vening h urs Good pay: $ 5 .50/ 6 .00 h ur t sta rt Bonu pay over 25 h ur. /w t.:k Holiday, vacation pay Reg ul ary chedu1ecl merit increa. cs Take advantage of thi chan e to gain a variety of office exp rience. t...iu.WUlla,,JI. a86.74(W. or Apply in person: I 100 Commerce Drive, Suite JO-' Racine, WI (Ensenadas/Novak Appliance off of Hwy !OJ Wanted: blackjack dealers for Homecoming 1992. October 2. No experience needed. Call Karla or Chuck at 595-2277. INDIGO ROUND • DJ LA B • ACKODA BUS • D EAD f Ly Boy Ir's TIME FoR A NEw BEGINNING •. -. Travel free! Sell quality vacations to exotic destinations! Jamaica Cancun, and Florida. Work for th; mo t reliable spring break company with the best commission and service. Fastest way to free travel! Sun Splash Tours J-800-426-7710 _ GER FFSr'92 25 SEPTEMBER 1992 • UNION SQUARE 5 11.1 . _ • PM TO !YlUJNIG}IT $3 • IN ADVANCE IN RANGER OFFICE • $5 AT TI{E DOOR Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger News, Volume 21, issue 4, September 23, 1992 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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