https://archives.uwp.edu/files/original/e741f5c99905618b4aa08a7a9c7e455f.pdf f7ebc37bb92694405003092781eb9376 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource University of Wisconsin - Parkside Ranger News Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of UW-Parkside Text A resource consisting primarily of words for reading. Examples include books, letters, dissertations, poems, newspapers, articles, archives of mailing lists. Note that facsimiles or images of texts are still of the genre Text. Issue Volume 21, issue 3 Headline Used for newspapers, the Headline element describes the main article of the issue. Board of Regents Dismisses Dean Series Number The series number of the original collection. UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Segregated fees insurance allocation provokes discontent among UW-Parkside students, staff Nick Zahn Assistant News Editor " You can expect to see a major uprising from the UW-Parkside students when they return in the fall to discover just another in a series of major P/R (program revenue) Segregated fee rip-offs," said r'i .n„_ r* July 22, 1992 memorandum to Larry Eisenberg, head of the Division of Capitol Budget and Architectural/ Engineering Services of the UW-Systcm. "First came the excess reserve assessment of 25,000 for 10 years despite the fact that we had no excess reserves, then tax relief lor municipalities in the municipal assessment, then relief to the General Program Revenue (GPR) tax payers by reassigning central service (administrative) costs to the Segregated fee operation, then the centralized utility maintenance project cost assessment to P/R operations and now what may be the straw that breaks the camel's back: a 318% increase in P/R property premium costs from a 1991-92 rate of S3,614 to a 1992-93 property assessment of $11,578." To understand Goetz's concern one must first realize that the monies taken in student segregated fees are pooled with other monies called program revenues (P/R) which then go to pay for 128 areas. A 128 area is anything that is y]-' I 102 areas that are paid for in tax dollars are called General Program Revenue. Segregated fees for the 1992 fall semester were $151 for a full time student. The total monies projected to be raised in segregated fees for 1992-93 will be $ 1,164,097. Goetz further cites The Facility Values and Insurance Report showing that of a total facility and contents premium of $22,927, only $1,526 should be assessed against the only P/R supported campus facility, theParksidc Union - Student Center. "Last year we were assessed a P/R premium of $3,614 - our costs should therefore have decreased. Instead we're faced with the outrageous P/R billing of $11,578. "The system wide policy of allocating the property insurance burden upon the 50/50 split used for municipal services assessment (a 80 GPR/20 PR split at UWParkside) is grossly unfair and simply does not work for this campus. Given that the insured P/R facilities at UW-Parkside are only 8% of : „ * i • • ••*• • • . .. . value, to burden the Segregated fees for 50% of the property premium is simply outrageous. "This campus, because of it's unique absence of state-owned Residence Halls and minute campus union square resulting in a correspondingly small P/R operation has suffered a tradition of hurl by having to follow system wide policies that, while benefiting other campuses, do real harm to the Segregated fee rates at UW-Parkside." "I understand that the state will give us a one time but base allocation to fund the GPR property premium costs and grossly overstate P/R costs does not make sense. "I hope that it will be possible to address this problem, rescind the Continued on Page 2 -Editorial... Andy addresses a trying problem for students. See it on Page 6 Gambling studies center established at UW-Parkside. Page 3 Find yourself a job in the classifieds. Page 12 VOLUME 21 ISSUE 3 UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN - PARKSIDE Board of Regents dismisses Dean WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 16,1992 1 ara Hay and Andrew J. Patch Hanger News Stall Following the Friday, September 11, decision by the University of Wisconsin Board of Regents to follow UW-Parkside Chancellor Sheila Kaplan's recommendation, Dennis Dean was terminated from his post as professor of English and humanities. Dean, a professor at UWParkside since 1968, had charges of sexual assault filed against him by four students during the fall semester of 1991 stemming from incidents occurring from 1985 through 1991. Dean refused to comment to The Ranger News when asked about his reaction to the proceedings, although it was reported in The Kenosha News that Dean believes the decision to have been based upon his past diferences with Kaplan rather than the actual facts of the case. of his victory but believed he understood why he fared so well. "Our campaign seemed different to the people of Wisconsin," noted Feingold. "It was in touch with them. We used humor and we talked about the issues." Feingold said that his attention now, however, is on the November election, not his past successes. "My mind is focused on the task at hand to face Bob Kasten." Tr • • i .i , i .»c*4w LilUi **v *0 ious to finally campaign against Feingold, noting that he felt Feingold was the most liberal of the three Democrats in the race. He fell his support of a balanced budget amendment and a pledge for no new tax increases, two stances Feingold opposes, would garner support from Wisconsin voters. Neither Checota nor Moody, both beaten badly by Feingold, seemed bitter. Checota told supporters, "Stand now and fight with Russ Feingold." Mo o d y c ompl i m e n t e d Feingold on the way in which he ran his campaign. "He did it very well," said Moody, "and none of us on my side have any bitterness." pended for one year without pay, stripped of tenure, and receive counseling. Kaplan then overruled the committee and petitioned the UW Board of Regents for Dean's dismissal in January of this year. Many students wonder if the length of the proceedings had any bearing on Dean's termination. "This should have been resolved a long time ago," said student Katie Rosenbaum. Although the allegations were first brought about in fall 1991, the Board of Regents decision was not made until well into the fall 1992 semester. Some students question the degree of harassment. There were many who felt that Dean should have been stripped of his tenure and suspended for a year without pay, as was recommended by the UW-Parkside Campus Rights and Responsibilities Committee. "It's nice for a change that Continued on Page 3 Service with a smile! Ben Greenbaum, dean of Science and Technology, lends a helping hand at last week's Ice Cream Social during InfoFest in Upper Main Place. News Editor Self-proclaimed underdog candidate Russ Feingold, a state senator from Middleton who fought his competitors' muti-million dollar campaign budgets with advertisements featuring Elvis Presley, has received the Democratic nomination for the U.S. Senate and will square off against incumbent U.S. Senator Robert Kasten in the November general Feingold won a landslide victory over former U.S. Representative Jim Moody and Milwaukee businessman Joseph Checota in the Democratic primary September 8, ending a three-way race that until recently had appeared to be dominated by Moody and Checota. Feingold received 69 percent of the vote, compared to 14 percent each for Moody and Checota. Kasten, a Republican whose advertisements stress more political independence than partisanship, easily defeated chemical engineer Roger Faulkner, receiving 81 percent of the vote against Faulkner's 19 percent. Feingold admitted that he was surprised by the immensity rlnside... Find out why food service lines are so long. Page 3 Kaplan recommended in November of 1991 that Dean be terminated alter reviewing lour separate accounts of sexual assault charged by Dean, filed by students Wanda Leiting, Kimberly Meyer, Melinda Thome, and Jackie Arena. Dean appeared before an open session of the university Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee in December of 1991, and it was voted unanimously that he had sexually harassed the students. On a split vote, the committee recommended that Dean be susTHE RANGER NEWS, Page 2 ——— 1 September 16, 1992 Insurance allocation Continued from Page 1 municipal services basis and apply a proven property insurance industry standard before we're locked into a badly understated GPR true premium cost at the terribly unfair P/R -Segregated fee- burden." When asked for comment Larry Eisenberg said that the allocation would bring "greater flexibility in administering this area. In the past it was based on budgets. Now lit is based on] actual factors rr'rtirg *,? r ??.} " Goetz responded to Eisenberg's comments, stressing flexibility "really does not address the issue. It may not have been a right basis in the past but his document presents a basis which is the insured values. That would be a fair basis which would more accurately reflect the state verses program revenue burden of the facilities. "To rely on an overall 50/50 percentage because that somehow was the basis for municipal services has no relationship to insurance values - we've got insurance values, and this should be done on -< v . .. "j, U. , 'l . j k u i u j i u .l v, .r those values. " Then we would have a strong base. I've pointed thbse figures out in my document" (cited in this report). Administrators arc not the only ones upset by the controversy. "While they are trying to make it easier on the taxpayer, it just makes it harder on students like myself,'' said Felix Aulozzi, Vice President of the Parkside Student Government Association. "Many students have to pay taxes anyway and now on top of tuition, fees are getting more and more expensive. They can getaway unorganized and lacking in numbers." Advertise in The Ranger News and Get Results! P R I N C I P L K S S O I N 1) I I K hi A1 L N 1 I \ \ | ; s T I X G IRONICALLY, THE TIME TO START SAVING FOR RETIREMENT IS WHEN IT LOOKS LIKE YOU CAN LEAST AFFORD IT. Can't afford to save for retirement? The truth is, you can't afford not to. Not when you realize that your retirement can last 20 to 30years or more. You'll want to live at least as comfortably then as you do now. And that takes planning. By starting to save now, you can take advantage of tax-deferral and give your money time to compound and grow. 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Septermber 25, 1992 4 PM to Midnight Where??????????? T t ~ - o u i u w " Why?????????????? Because we want to R O C K All Night Long!!!! Want More I n f o r m a t i o n ? Read next week's Feature section!!!!!!!! September 16,1992 Dennis Clarke News Editor The Center for Gambl i ng S tudles (CGS), a committee that would promote the study of compulsive gambling and provide assistance in developing treatment programs for compulsive gamblers, has been given administrative approval to begin operation, according to Dr. Ronald Pavalko, a UW-Parkside sociology professor. ^ The center, according to ' *•' • niiw,, >1111 wviuvC iiu;Mi>» v,i. Ll.iv.vmain areas: providing public education aboutcompulsive gambling; promoting research on gambling; and providing assistance to both public and private agencies in the developmentof treatment programs aimed at compulsive gamblers. So far, the CGS has only been given administrative approval; no funding has been made available for the center. Although Pavalko is uncertain exactly how much money is needed to get the center up and running effectively, he realizes money is needed and has a few sources in mind. "It is very probable," Pavalko noted, "that this year the Wisconsin legislature will enact legislation that will set aside funds from the state's profits from the lottery to be used for the treatment of compulsive gamblers, the establishment of a hotline for people 1 > »• t 61"" o ...... general research on gambling. "If that comes to pass," continued Pavalko, "I would expect to be submitting proposals to try and compete for some of that money." Pavalko noted that such legislative action has been taken already in otherstates including New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Iowa and Texas. He hopes other funding can be "It is very probable, that this year the Wisconsin legislature will enact legislation that will set aside funds from the state's profits from the lottery to be used for the treatment of compulsive gamblers, the establish- - people who get in trouble gambling and general research on gambling." Ronald Pavalko secured from slate and federal agencies and private foundations that may be interested in paying for research on addictive behavior or the economic impact of the gambling industry. Once established, the CGS would be located in the School of Liberal Arts and would function under a Director (Pavalko) who would report to Howard Cohen, the Dean of the School. The center would also include a steering committee and a community advisory board. The steering committee would include: Edward L. Conrad, Clini- » * • , r rrN , f °gy; Larry L. Deutsch, Professor of Economics; Olivers. Hayward, Senior Lecturer in History; William J. Murin, Professor of Political Science; and James M. Rovelstad, Professor of Marketing. The community advisory board would include: Ronald R. Frederick, Director of the Kenosha County Department of Community Programs; William B. Adams, Director of the Racine County Human Services Department; Mary J. Landry, Executive Director of the Alcohol and Other Drugs Councilof Kenosha Coqnty; and Francie M. Winkler, Executive Director of the Racine Council on Alcohol and Other Drug Abuse. In a ten-page proposal concerning the CGS, Pavalko noted that "legal gambling opportunities have grown very rapidly in Wisyears," adding that in the upper midwest region that includes Wisconsin, Iowa, Indiana, Michigan, Illinois and Minnesota, a wide variety of legal gambling is avaluablc in the form of Indian reservation casinos, Rivcrboat casinos, Off Track Betting facilities, dog tracks, horse tracks and state lotteries. Dining Services adopts new charging system TT^khz-ev Parks:id J e_ TU r ni• on and University Dining Services have introduced to the campus this fall a new dining plan/electronic access point of sale system. The new computerized approach to cash registers allows students, faculty and staff alike to participate in a declining balance/ debit card type food plan. It is the type of plan that is fast becoming the way of the future in college food service. The new system utilizes touchscreen technology and bar code readers compatible with the new University I.D., which then becomes a person's Dining Service Card. As with any new system when first i ntroduced, open i ng days have seen a variety of problems which have created delays at the registers. A bar code reading "glitch" was discovered on the opening day of classes, causing approximately 200 housing students to have to get new campus I.D. cards from the I Inivprsitv Cashipr'c office Also, register attendants are still in the process of becoming R R E E c C Y Y C C L L E E M M E E familiar with the new system, and so are not yet up to speed with it. According to William Niebuhr, Director of the Parkside Union, once they do become comfortable with it, service at the registers should become "twice as fast as before with the old standard cash registers." He and Dining Services Manager Jeff Wade have asked the campus for its patience during these first weeks of use. Unlike traditional college food plans where participants must report to a prescribed dining center and eat whatever the menu happens to be offered during a given meal period, the declining balance (DCB) approach allows plan holders to eat at any food service location, choosing from a much expanded offering of menu items. Also, unlike the older traditional approach, serving hours are whenever food outlets are open vs. limited serving periods for each meal of the day. There is no penoltv fr»r miccinrr mpilc Instead, meals are eaten whenever one wants, using "point" values or dollars at those times. Light eaters, or those who may skip, meals do not subsidize heavy eaters with this type plan. Everyone pays for exactly what they eat. Students in University Resident Halls are required to enroll in one of three different sized plans. Commuter students, faculty and University staff may also participate in those plans, or in other sized options. By doing so, the plan holder will benefit from a 5 1/ 2% savings realized at the cash register, as University dining plans are exempt from state and local taxes. Meal plans may be purchased at the Parkside Union, room 209, on Mondays through Thursdays, from 8am to 10:30am. Dollar values purchased this fall may carry over into the spring semester. They do not, however, carry from one year to the next. They either must be used or lost prior to the end of the spring semester (or the last semester a person is en »vi11<->H r\ r ^r>->r>li"M -,t th/-> o.»nnnr\ For additional information, call 595-2202 or 595-2294. T, The Best Part-time here are a lot of part-time jobs Job Ever out there that 11 help you make ends meet. But a part-time job with the Army National Guard offers more than just an extra paycheck. Instead of spending your weekends delivering pizza or bagging groceries, you could be driving an M-l tank or repelling down a mountain side. Besides the fun you'll have during an average weekend drill, you could qualify for the50% Tuition Grant, the Montgomery GI Bill, and the Student Loan Repayment Program. Find out more about the best part-time job you'll ever have, call Staff SGT. Leonard Shier (715) 234-1457 WISCONSIN VMS? NATIONAL GUARD Americans at their best The Ranger News is looking for individuals who are interested in: Reporting Advertising Page Design If you are interested stop in WLLC 139C or call 595-2295. No experience necessary. Cord %<?/ 'Eatery & &u6 Fall & Winter Hours: Tues-Sat: 3p.m. to Closing Happy Hour: 3p.m. to 7p.m. Rail Drinks $1 # Frosted 12oz tappers 50^ Sunday 11a.m. to Closing: Shipwrecks $2.50 Watch the Packer Games & Bears Games every Sunday! Free Hot Dogs during games! Thursday Night College Night $2 Cover # Disc Jockey "Music Dr's" every Thursday Double Trouble: 8 oz Shorties Miller or Lite 2 for $1 Shot Specials ofDr.Jager# Rumple: $1 302 - 58th St. » Kenosha (414)652-0505 # (414)658-8731 THE RANGER NE WS, Page 4 September 16,1992 Health Educators offer many choices Chris Tishuk Assistant Feature Editor The Student Assistance Program office, home of Peer Health Educators, has a program to assist students with the choices they encounter. The peer health educators (PHE) are students who serve as resource people who coordinate and present general information on alcohol and other topics including drug abuse. They offer a peer listening i . . . . . ' ' - - * 1 . i . V c u. v * . v /|.y»v y i «.>» i , decisions about alcohol and other drugs. They can also act as on campus/ off campus referral agents for resource people. The concept for the program is prevention, intervention, and support. Students having difficulties with such things as drugs, alcohol, dating, or personal problems can stop in the PHE office in Moln D124 and get free and confidential counseling from one of the experienced and informed students. If a student feels uncomfortable about talking to someone else, he can view one of the many educational videos about AIDS, alcohol abuse, cancer, drug abuse, nutrition, and rape. There is also a resource library in which a student can check out I. T • . 1* I k u i . n i n i i i jw u i i g ui . n ; i date rape, and drug abuse. The student assistant program is also involved with many activities around campus. Alcoholics anonymous and narcotics anonymous arc set up by peer health educators. If any student is wishing to start up support groups for eating disorders, eodcpcndcncy, or sexual assault/ incest survivors, can contact Marcy at 595-2238. According to Cayo, the Substance Abuse Prevention Coordinator, "Our main concern is to teach students to make healthy and responsible choices." The purpose of the program is to find resource in communication and to help students relieve their education from outsidedifficulties. • ' . * r formation on Peer Health Educators or for peer listening and resource survival can stop in PHE office. They are located in Molinaro D124 and are available Monday- Friday 8:00-4:30. An effort in frustration. A UW-Parkside stident, after waiting in line for nearly two hours, anxiously awaits the results of her schedul ng a t temp t s . Homecoming '92...Elect-Trifying J o b s B u y Check out S e l l the classified L o s t Fo u n d section! Chuck Petrach Special to The Ranger News This year UW-Parkside is jumping into the political arena with an Elect-Trifying Homecoming! We all have campaign fever and plan to put into action the largest UW-Parkside Homecoming Convention to help elect our supreme candidates in the '92 vote. During this year's convention we will be holding the primary elections for King and Queen on Monday and Tuesday, September 28 and 29, along with Rock The Vote voter registration in Molinaro Hall, on Sep- THE PARKSIDE UNION te filliW-,r'rr BUILDING & DINING SERVICE HOURS Union Square Mon-Thurs: 11am-11pm Friday: 11am-7pm Sat & Sun: open only for registered events Information Center Mon- Thurs: 8am - 6pm Friday: -8am - 4:15pm Weekend Brunch Sat & Sun: 11am - 1pm Reservation Office Mon-Thurs: 8am-6:30pm Tues, Weds, Fri: 8am-4:30pm Union Square Grill Mon - Thurs: 1 lam - 10pm Friday: 11am-2:30pm & 4:30pm - 7pm Union Deli Mon-Fri: 11am-7pm Saturday:" 11am-. 1pm ' & 5pm-6pm Sunday: 4pm-7pm Dining Room Mon - Thurs: 7:30am -2pm & 4:30pm - 7pm Friday: 7:30am - 2pm Rec Center Mon- Thurs: 9am -11pm Friday: 9am-midnight Saturday: noon - midnight Sunday: noon - 10pm Coffee Shoppe Mon - Thurs: 7:30am -6:30pm Friday: 7:30am-2pm tember 30 and October 1, which are open to all students, faculty and staff. Wednesday, September 30, brings the All Campus Recruitment Fair, in which students can choose from over 40 clubs and organizations. The eagerly anticipated coronation of the King and Queen, who will reign for the next year will be held at 7pm. At 8pm sustained laughter will fill the Union Square as students compete in "You Laugh, You Lose," a comedy team that will give out prizes if they cannot make you laugh. On Thursday, October 1, we will be taking to the streets for a road rally that will circle the UWParkside campus area to pick out many Elect-Trifying clues. Road Damage, a live reggae band will follow, along with the traditional Homecoming Bonfire to let the faculty, staff and students generate excitement and enthusiasm for their home team! Friday, October 2, will bring a vigorous run/walk at noon sponsored by the Parkside Volunteer Program. The evening's festivities include ac asi no ni ght from 8-11 pm featuring roulette, craps, and Black Jack (dealers are still needed, please call x2277 if interested). Along with the casino there will be a Karaoke night, which can make anyone a singing star - sing to the background music of a favorite song, and you get to keep the cassette. On Saturday, October 3, support UW-Parkside by attending the Homecoming Soccer game - starting with the facultystaff game at noon, followed by the varsity game at 1:30pm. The 1a st Homecoming even t features a disc jockey dance, sponsored by campus radio WLBR. aMNTUBF • Computers BUSINESS HOME EDUEIITION *H18 con PON 18 WORTH 10% off our already tout prices on any yame software in stock SkDMOT D (SOTUMSJ ffUffi BUJiTOMUffi 6 J 24 22ndC/luenue Jfenosda, 7l)S7j3143 ("•)«* — Tel: (414) 654-5501 Tto"™ Video New videos focus on life THE RANGER NEWS, Page 5 Joe Kane Feature Writer You see, but you do not observe. •Sir Arthur Conan Doyle This week's new video release is America's Deadliest Home Video. It's the first commercial release for independent filmmakers Mick Wynhoff and Jack Perez. - ented Chicago actor, obtained his college degree from Carthage College, where he staged some dazzling theatrical productions. What do the Rodney King video and the recent spate of television's "home video" shows demonstrate? Videocameras arc everywhere, even providing material to the evening news. But there is a duality inherent in the burgeoning of the video revolution. One half of the equation is that nothing is real until it is seen on film, at which point it becomes ultra-real, able to be shown over and over, freeze-framed, edited. The other half is that taping something removes it from its reality, its humanity, detaching it from the vital human core. "Live on tape" is just one of the perplexing phrases produced by this phenomenon. Has the public become jaded? If the Simi Valley jury is any indication, seeing is not necessarily believing. Were they watching the same video we were watching? America's Deadliest Home Video stars former child star and now Philadelphia radio personality Danny Bonaducc (remember little Danny Partridge?). He plays Doug, a man obsessed with his videocamera. In fact, the entire film is seen through the lens of Doug's camera. It's a fresh idea, and one that works the majority of the time. After discovering his wife in a tryst, Doug takes off to discover America a la Jack Kerouac, videocam in hand. Here he falls ii.LV i! V. ! ' ' r'' gang. Mick Wynhoff, as the gang leader, is mercurial and there is Can anyone tell me what RangerFest is? Check next week's Feature section for more details! hardly a false note in his performance. The gang has a Bonnie and Clyde fixation and they kidnap Doug to record their violent spree for posterity. While this film is certainly no cinematic classic, it is a fine first effort, and clearly more thoughtprovoking than much of the drivel shown on cable TV. Premiere magazine writer ^ ' 1 ^ 1 Ct-1-1 • • WV .1V.1 luui i , 1< w has reinvented the art of independent film making." Film Threat states that it's "so good it's bound to stolen by Hollywood." This would be similar to how John Sayles' Return of the Sccaucus 7 was co-opted and turned into The Big Chill. America's Deadliest also garners extra points for using Racine as its backdrop. It's fun to spot the various areas used—Main S t., the lakefront, area gas stations, even Franksville. ADHV is available for rental at Videomania in Racine. Rating System: 10 = 2001: A Space Odyssey 1= 2010 Kane's Call: This week's related video is sex, lies, and videotape, winner of top honors at 1989's Cannes Film Festival. The film was written and directed by independent filmmaker Stephen Soderbergh. It involves a pair of lying husband, an undersexed housewife (Andie McDowell), her oversexed siste and sister, and a strange young man (James Spader) who returns to his home in Baton Rouge "to provide closure." Spader's peculiarity is that he enjoys videotaping women and interviewing them about their sexual histories. For him, the video screen has become more real than reality. Although some of the language at the beginning of the film is stil ted, this is an oddly compelling movicthat explores some previously untouched sexual territory in Kane's Call: DEAR DAD FOR SCHOOL \ & i Kenosha Factory Store, Lakeside Marketplace, 11211120th Ave., Exit 347. (414) 857-7333. Mon.-Sat. 10-9, Sun. 10-6. Discontinued/almost perfect sports and fitness stuff. THE RANGER NEWS, Pa ge 6 Editorial September 16, 1992 Parking at UW-Parkside a burden Andrew J. Patch Editor-in-Chief It's back. Well into it's third decade of dominance at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, our annual year-long wrestling meet with the problem of university parking has again begun. University officials thought that, with the addition of 200 new spaces and re-organized lots, we could avoid this tradition of frustration this year and in the future. They were wrong. For the entire first two weeks of classes thus far, students arriving later than 7:45am and before 2pm have been greeted by what was to have been a long-forgotten nightmare: white and yellow plastic signs bearing the moniker, "Parking Lot Full." Obviously, with the university having just devoted extensive amounts of funding toward the revamped parking lots as they now exist, chances are slim of there being any more 200 slot bonuses any lime soon. Obviously, we have a dificult problem to deal with. The solution? Arise with the dawn and arrive at campus before any sane person has opened their eyes? Possibly, but I'd personally just as soon not. Do as was suggested last year by columnist Gabe Kluka and take part in the "Parking Lot Game" - driving at breakneck speeds through full parking lots and in and out of the way of moving cars searching for that one remaining spot that you absolutely know must be there? Hmm...no. Just giveup, drop outofschool, and Hip burgers at McDonald's? Now that just might be plausible (if I hadn't already paid my $70 for an annual parking pass). How about car-pooling? Seriously, folks - it works for Dagwood in the funny papers (although the mailman may not agree), so chances are good that it can work here. With campus enrollment at roughly only 5,000, and the immenseamountof parking per capita we do have available compared to Notebook Inside Andy's office other UW System schools, it's really hard to figure out how we can have such a problem (ever tried to park within ten miles of any UWMilwaukee building?). With 5,000 students driving 5,000 different cars (and I apologize to those who do already car pool and/or take the bus), the picture becomes much clearer (and much more crowded). Really, people - we could easily rid ourselves of this problem with just a little bit of cooperation. How hard ts it to coordinate your schedule with a friend or two, and drive together? Most students' schedules start at either 8am or 9am and go to around 2pm, so just stay the extra hour or two if need be and share the ride with a friend, or even take the bus (there arc convenient pick-up and drop-off times and points throughout Racine and Kenosha). Not only would it save valuable parking slots and help save the environment, it could be a great way to meet people, as well. And it would mean I may actually get to park in the Comm. Arts mini-lot some day. Gab's Gab 6 6 The Incredible Mister Lifto" Gabe Kluka Feature Writer Last week while I was holding a discussion with a professorial type, a strange thing happened. The conversation turned to one of the more sordid aspects of our society. While bizarre conversations are usually the norm for me, this one went beyond the scope of my comprehension. It performer who is appropriately named "Mr. Lifto." Mr. Lifto was touring with the Lollapalooza side show this summer, and he apparently has an amazing talent. He can lift bricks with his penis. While this sounds impossible, it is not. Apparently his penis is pierced by a ring, and from this ring, a brick is suspended by a chain. While I have not seen this act, I have heard from a few people who have seen it, and they have said that it either leaves you feeling revolted, or amazed. I don't think that I would be either. I think I would want to know why anyone would do this. My first reaction is that Mr. Lifto probably docs this for money. I doubt thatanyone would try this for sexual kicks. I am in no position to know, nor do I want to try this to find out, but it docs make you wonder how Mr. Lifto, or anybody else, thinks of doing these things. Was he sitting around one day, and all of a sudden it popped into his head? "Hmmm, I wonder if I could lift a brick with this thing"? Was it a consequence of bragging while he was drunk/ "Oh yeah! Well I can lift a brick with mine"! Or was he so bored that he actually thought of the most bizarre thing he could do to pass the time? Who knows, and who rcallly cares? The point is that he has done something to distinguish himself from the masses, which is something everyone should try to do. I really don't know what the point of this column was, but I thought that it might create some interesting discussion, and perhaps create a few jobs out there for those of you who are desperate for money, and not scared of getting more than your ears pierced. David Chmielewski Columnist Last Wednesday afternoon I decided to go see Andy Patch, our esteemed editor, to discuss my ideas for this column and see how they fit in with his scheme for the paper. I caught him in the office, opening the door to the photo dark room. "Do you have a minute, Andy?" "Sure, Dan, what can I do for you?" "It's Dave, and I thought I'd like to talk to you about my column." "Hey, that was sure a great column you turned in this week...about the uh..." "Bike ride," said I. "Yeah, the bike ride. Great work, Dick." "It's Dave." "Yeah, Dave." "Anyway," I said, "I have some great ideas for the elections, you know, social/political commentary from the left. You don't see much of that these days." "Dave...Davey." He got up from behind the desk, came over and put his arm around me. "Hey babe. If I have one I have a dozen guys coming to see me every day about writing political columns. Everybody's got an angle." He turned to me and grabbed me by the cheek the way they do in those godlaiiior movies. What 1 need right now," he said, "is somebody to write light stuff, you know, uplifting stuff like your column about your bike ride to Idaho." "Iowa." "Whatever." "Well, I don't know," I said. "I mean I'd like to mix it up, but I'm not really an uplifted kind of person. I think what I realy have to contribute is some insight on the political debate in this country." "Look, if you want to write about politics, write about politics. That's fine with me, just keep it light." "But it's not a light subject..." He looked at me straight in the eyes. "With what we're paying you, you ought to be able to turn out anything. "But you're not paying me." University of Wisconsin-Parkside The Ranger News Member of the Associated Collegiate Press 900 Wood Road Box 2000, Kenosha, W1 53141-2000 Editorial (414) 595-2287 Business (414) 595-2295 "Oh....Well,whatever. Look, I don't have time to talk; I think we understand each other, don't we Daryl? After all, there are a dozen writers who'd like to be in your shoes, comprcndc?" "Si, comprendo," I s ighed. I turned to walk out of the office, my head hung. Just as I shuffled to the door, he called. "Oh, and Dave." "Yes?" "Keep up the good work." Editor s Note: I categorically deny ever having called this writer by anything other than his true name. I am truly offended that Don would ever accuse me oj such a thing. Got a gripe? Write a letter to the Editor! 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R'Le!] Photo Editors... ~ -David Debish Gwen Heller, Mike Paupore Business Manaqer. .... „ Assistant Business Manage,::: Advisors. •Judy Logsdon, Jan Nowak, Stuart Rubner September 16, 1992 Tiie Ranger News, Page 7 jvfiisic Review "Singles" soundtrack displays "Seattle sound" Cnm \/fan/»l»oetuf * « (Soundgarden, Screaming Trees, Sam Manchester Feature Editor As flannel and Doc Martenclad teenagers strive to become "alternative", and record executives flock to Seattle in search of then ext Nirvana, the mainstays and founders of this incredible music scene have stripped themselves bare of any commercial influence to create a compilation of musical styles and influences as intense as this reviewer has ever heard. 01 course I'm speaking of those hard-core grunge acts such as Mudhoney, Soundgarden, Screaming Trees, Alice In Chains and Pearl Jam (Even though these bands a ren't complete grunge, I will classify them as such just to be hip). These bands all have roots in and around the city of Seattle and since the movie "Singles" takes place there, producer Cameron Crowe deemed it appropriate to showcase what he considered to be the heartbeat of the town - its music. Consisting of thirteen powerful songs ranging in content from intense anger and frustration ("Would?," Alice In Chains, and "Birth Ritual," Soundgarden) to beautifully harmonic emotion ("Chloe Dancer/Crown Of Thorns," Mother Love Bone, and "Seasons," by Chris Cornell), "Singles" successfully conveys the message and intent of the movie's writers. The story focuses on two couples searching for happiness and love in ah arsh, demanding city and merely uses the music as a selling for the events that determine the character's fates. The best efforts on this disc are given by the original grunge bands that have not lost touch with reality or sold out commercially. Nirvana, by the way, does not have an appearance on this album due to their recent tirade of mindless insults aimed at their counterparts and their virtual alienation from the city. Pearl Jam's "Breath" is characteristically Zeppelin-esque and is successful with a skeletal, two chord arrangement that allows vocalist Eddie Vedder to wander and experiment with his own unique style of singing. Chicago's "Smashing Pumpkins" offers a unique blend of melody and feedback to get their point across in "Drown,' bui perhaps the most pleasant surprise on the disc is the addition of "grunge founder" Jimi Hendrix's "May This Be Love". Practically all of the bands present owe allegiance to Hendrix and most go out of their way to acknowledge his priceless in flucnce on their blossoming careers. Other obvious in fluences include Led Zeppelin (Pearl Jam, Chris Cornell, Mother Love Bone) and Black Sabbath Volunteer Opportunities Phonefriend Helpline Volunteer for Safe Haven, Racine. Do you enjoy listening to children on the telephone who are lonesome, bored, or afraid? Can y ou volunteer three hours per week? Atten d a four hour training session, sign up for one day from 3-6pm and be that special person on the other end of the telephone line. See Carol in the Volunteer Office for more information. Sixth grade tutor in Somers Elementary School. Receive the rewarding feeling of helping young people learn. Volunteer as little as one hour a week at the time most convenient for you. Stop by the Career Center today. Family Financial Consultant training is NOW. Learn basic understanding of family finances, appreciate family diversity and become knowledgeable of community resources. Attend a twelve hours of training - four Wednesday evenings beginning September 16, Following training, each consultant works with a minimum of two families on financial management. Call 595-2011. On campus placement. Become a disabled transport aide for severely burned UW-Parkside student. Will match schedule and where convenient, push wheelchair for someone who needs help. Contact Carol Engberg in Volunteer Office - WLLC D175 for these or other possible volunteer opportunities. Alice In Chains). Although record companies will undoubtedly do their best to try and discover the next Nirvana (Do we really want another Nirvana?), never again will there emerge a group of musicians with the hunger and emotion that is present on the "Singles" soundtrack. Only time will tell if commercialism will drown the Seattle scene with a smattering of "wannabes" and poseurs, but this disc will always stand as a monument to what will always be considered the haven of modern pop/ alternative culture. U n i v e r s i t y o f W i s c o n s i n - P I a t t e v i l l e "If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost. That is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them." —Henry David Thoreau Learn Your Way Around The World • Study abroad in London, England or Seville, Spain • Courses in liberal arts and international business • Fluency in a foreign language not required • Home-stays with meals • Field trips • Financial aid applies Application deadlines: April 30 for fall semester, October 20 for spring semester For a program description and an application packet, write or call: Institute for Study Abroad Programs 308 Warner Hall University of Wisconsin-PIatteville 1 University Plaza Platteville, Wisconsin 53818-3099 (608) 342-1726 Who's On First 1. No purchase required. 2. One scratch card per customer visit 3. Customer visit is defined as a one hour interval. 4. Cards not winning food prizes are eligible for the Instant Replay Drawing. 5. Entries not on scratch cards must be handwritten on paper the same size ast he scratch cards and contain the same information. 6. Mechanically reproduced forms are not eligible. 7. Contest open to all registered students, faculty and administration. 8. Proof of eligibility may be required. 9. PFM employees and their families are not eligible for prizes in either contest. SCRATCH CARD (.OVEUO. GAME 10. Scratch cards redeemable for food prizes through Oct. 15. 1992 11. Void where prohibited. Get yours NOW!! Union Dining Room Rules of the k Game Sports THE RANGER NEWS Wednesday, September 16, 1992 Rangers split against D-2 foes in UW-Parkside open INSIDE... Women's volleyball opens home season with a win. B2 Dr. L. is back, the Pack is not. B3 Section D) o By CHRIS RYAN Sports Writer The UW-Parkside Soccer t r it . * •% . IV-kllll .. .v_»i I.VJ , , s_,,, ouun day af ter a disappointing home loss to the #2 ranked U of Missouri St. Louis Rivcrmen. The game was a defensive battle that featured the Rivcrmen holding onto a slim 2-1 lead to defeat the Rangers, who were ranked #12 in NCAA Division II play. UMSL UWP 2 1 With UMSL leading 1-0 at halftime, Parkside applied heavy pressure to the UMSL defense by starting 1991 All-American Tom Czop in the second half. This was Czop's first major playing time since suffering a leg injury. His return added a much needed spark to the Ranger offense. After UMSL scored their second goal from a deadball restart, the Rangers retook control of the game, but ran out of time to execute any scoring drives. With center midfielders Ron By CHRIS RYAN Sports Writer On Sunday, Sept 13, the Rangers improved their record to 2-1 alter a convincing 4-1 victory over visiting Bellarmine. Parkside was able to utilize the spaces given them, play early releases, and create some good scoring opportunities to nail down the win. Halfway through the first half Goalkeeper Joel Meadow's quick UMSL UWP 2 1 Mateo Mackbee Knestrict and Derrick Wilkinson clamping down on the Rivermen's offense and defenders Chris Ryan, Peter Gyrko,and Mark Gyrko pushing the ball forward, UMSL found themselves stepping back on their heels. With 4:45 remaining Ron Knestrict's corner kick found an open Chris Ryan, who soared high to head the ball past the Rivermen *s goalie. Parkside finished off the game dropkick cleared half the field for a quick counter attack. Tom Czop capitalized on aBellarmine miscue when he volleyed the ball to a racing Bob Rogers, who headed the ball past the on-rushing goalkeeper to draw lirst blood for the Rangers. playing furiously, but was unable to find the equalizer. "If they are number two, we are not far behind. This is only our second game and we still have a lot to work on. We are looking forward to playing UMSL again." Ranger women go 3-2 at Mankato State Tourney, record at 5-6 By DAVID DEBISH Asst. Sports Editor The UW-Parkside Women's Volleyball team traveled to Mankato State University in Minnesota over the weekend to participate in the Mankato State Autumn V-IUSMC voiicyoun louuiuiucni. The Rangers opened the Tournament, Friday Sept 11, with a win over Saginaw Valley State University of MI. Beating Saginaw Valley in three games out of four. In the Rangers second match of the day they let a tough Mankato State defeat them in three out of four games. UW-Parkside's Volleyball Coach Lynn Theehs attributes the loss to not having enough time to prepare between the first and second matches. "Mankato State is a tough team and to beat them we would have to be at the top of our game," stated Theehs. Mankato St. went on to win the tournament by going undefeated. In their final game of the day Rangers defeated Mt. Mercy in three out of five games. In this match Mt. Mercy took the Rangers to the full five games, exploiting a tired Ranger offense. On Saturday, Sept 12, the Ranger women defeated South Dakota in marathon match of five games, winning uuee oi uic live. In the final match of the tournament St. Thomas exploited Parkside's apathy and tiredness to win in slaighl games. "We beat ourselves," stated coach Theehs. "We let them win. In this tournament we started strong, but failed to finish with the intensity that we are capable of playing. We also had some smart offensive plays and exceptional play out of Terri Hohmann a returning sophomore." For the tournament Hohmann had 36 kills, 10 service aces, and 33 digs. Other outstanding players were Christine Maher with 31 kills, 8 service aces, and 56 digs and Karen Dillo with 47 kills, 6 service aces, and 26 digs. UW-Parkside Women's Volleyball Team is 5-6 for the season. The Rangers play this weekend in Chicago and in Saginaw, Michigan. ' Itiltflfll With 5 minutes left in the first half, Ron Knestrict found Colum Donahue at the top of the box. Donahue touched the ball to an overlapping Derrick Wilkinson who hammered the ball in from 25 yards out for the Ranger's second goal. In the second half with lOminutes left, Mateo Mackbce struck gold as he slotted the ball past the goalkeeper for the third Ranger point. Tom Czop's solid passing earned him an assist on the play. He set up Mackbee for his successful battle with the goalie. Oscar Toscano's free kick, five minutes after Mackbee's goal, was recrossed by Mackbee to Ryan who headed ithome to tally the Ranger's final goal. The rest of the game turned ragged as the benches were cleared, and the substitutes sent in. Tom Czop Sunday. Come and see the Rangers in action as they host Purdue-Calu- Bellarmine scored its only goal with meton Wednesday at4:00pm., and 12:48 left to play. UW-Parkside Soccer Coach Rick Kilps liked the spirit and intensity displayed by the team, and observed that they are improving with each game. Overall, UMSL took first in the UW-Parkside Soccer Classic with a 2-0 win over Mercyhurst on again on Saturday when they try and continue their winning ways against U. Missouri-Rolla. Saturday's game is a special attraction for young soccer players, ages 4-18. Those who show up wearing a club soccer uniform will receive a free soda at the new Ranger concession stand. Runners from all over the Midwest will be at UW-Parkside this weekend for the Midwest Collegiate Championships Distance runners invited to TAC, UWParkside Open races Terry Hohmann, a sophomore outside hitter, netted 36 kill, 10 aces and 33 digs to lead the Rangers last weekend. From Releases - Distance runners interested in competitive racing will have three opportunities to compete on the University of Wisconsin- Parkside National Cross Country Course this fall. Interested men and women runners can register for the Open Division of the Midwest Collegiate Championships on Saturday, September 19. The race will feature a men's 8k race and a women's 5k race. The entry fee is $10. On Saturday, October 17, a men's 8k and women's 5k race will be held as part of the UW-Parkside Invitational Open Division. The entry fee is $10. UW-Parkside will host The Athletic Congress (TAC) National Cross Country Championships on Saturday, November28. Championships will be held in the junior and senior men's and women's divisions. The entry fee is $15. For more information on any of the races, call the UW-Parkside Athletic Department at 595-2245 or fax the Atlctic Department at 595-2225. R A N G E R N E W S S P O R T S , Page B2 K | ^££ September 16, 1992 BV DAVIDDEBISH enSe nets Ran9er women a win in home opener By DAVID DEBISH Asst. Sports Editor The UW-Parkside Women's Volleyball team shincd in their home opener against St. Joseph's of Indiana. The Ranger's changed offense helped then take three out of four games and secure the win. "Last year we were were always digging out or being forced to play a defensive game," said Coach Lynn Thcchs, "but this year our team has matured and its 'want to win attitude' will win us alot of games." This changed offense has opened up alot of quick and aggressive points for the Rangers, resulting in some come from behind wins. Although the Rangers have added five new freshman to their roster, Theehs assures that they have been playing very controlled and have fit and worked well with the returning players. Jodie Down and Tammie Rickert both demonstrated this type of maturity in the first game when the Rangers went down 14 to 9 to St. Joseph's. Instead of panicking the Rangers played with an intensity on each serve that allowed them to comeback and win 16 to 14. After the home win the Rangers are 2-4 for the season and started preparing for a weekend tournament at Mankato State in Minnesota. Ranger Trivia Time Last week's question: Name the nine MLB players who won back to back MVP awards: P-Hal Newhouser 1944-5 Detroit C-Yogi Berra 1954-5 N. Y. Yankees 1B-Jimmie Foxx 1932-3 Philadelphia 2B-Joe Morgan 1975-6 Cincinnati 3B-Mike Schmidt 1980-1 Philadelphia SS-Ernie Banks 1958-9 Chicago Cubs OF-Dale Murphy 1982-3 Atlanta OF-MickeyMantle 1956-7N.Y. Yankees OF-RogerMaris 1960-1 N.Y. Yankees This Week's Question: The Milwaukee Brewers Robin Yount achieve his milestore 3000th hit last week all with the Brewers. How many of the other 16 players who have 3000 career hits did so with one team? This Week in Volleyball Thursday vs. Wisconsin Lutheran Friday at UM-KC Saturday at Saginaw Valley Tournament Chain Reaction If you missed last Thursday Night, you can't afford to miss this weeks Thursday night bash. Every Thursday is College Ninht Featuring: • No Cover with College I.D. • $3.00 Pitchers • 0.50 Shots of Cactus Juice • $1.00 Shots of Fire Water • Kenosha's hottest dance jams with UW-Parkside's D.J.L.A. Terrific Tuesdays Featuring: • .500 Tappers • No Cover • All Request Night with D.J.L.A. Wednesdays $1.50 Margaritas Free Tacos 5-8 This Saturday at Chain Reaction: Barry's Truckers $1.00 off Cover with College I.D. Intramurals 1992-1993 The first week of school means it's time for the start of UW-Parkside's intramural programs. Intramural Director jii 1 r\uCi i iS Siin tuOkii L Y I U I 7vCi KGi S iui an Gi hiS pi'Gyi'aiTiS j scorers, officials and umpires are needed as well as an nstructor for the floor aerobics program. Anyone interested in a PAID position in the intramural department should contact Jim Koch a 595-2267 or stop in the Physical Education Building. Listed at the right are all the intramural events, their start dates, and entry form due dates. Sign-up sheets can be picked up in the Physical Education Builing on the IM Bulletin Board. Event Flag Football Days Start MW 09/21 T D r\n /oo Entry Deadline 09/18 Noon r\r\ H o - Wallyball MW 10/05 10/05 Noon Volleyball TR 10/06 10/02 Noon Basketball TR 10/06 10/02 Noon Superstars F 10/09 10/09 Noon Other Intramural Activities Floor Aerobics Water Aerobics Golf Tournament - Scramble Three Point Shootout If you have any questions, call Jim Koch at 595-2267 Ra n g e r Ne w s Sp o r t s , Page B2 September 16, 1992 Dr. L ON SPORTS After a two-week sabatical, Dr. L. has returned to the wacky world of sports to spread his expertise. Although the NFL season is only two weeks old, some things can be said right now, and Dr. L. is just the man to say them. For this week, I will focus my attention on the Green Bay Packers. Where do I begin? Well, let's OCgUi Willi 1U61 WOOKC1IUS Jl-J lois to therejuvenatedTampa Bay Buccaneers, which left many burning questions that need to be answered. To begin with, arc the Packers really that bad as demonstrated by last weekends performance? Dr. L. has a hard time answering this burning question for several reasons. First, how could a team that played a pretty good opening game then play a terrible second game? Not to mention the loss was at he hands of a traditional doormat team, oops, I mean a rejunvenated traditional doormat team. Once again it was mistakes (interceptions, penalties, etc.) and a 22-25, 360 yard passing performance by Vinny Testaverde that did the Packers in. However, isn't that always tne case for the Packers - mistakes aka "lack of consistentsy" in the past that seems to characterize past teams? On the flipside, maybe last weeks loss was at the hands of a rejuvenated team. Maybe, the Packers don't even have the neccesary talent needed to compete even with the lowly Colts and Buccaneers of the NFL. Maybe this is true when you closely examine the talent they have right now, some certain vital areas both offensivcly anil ucicnsivcly aikl painfully, maybe the Pack is that bad. Vinny's 22-25,360 yard game left Dr. L. wondering about the Packers defense and more importantly left me wondering about the personel employed at key areas. First, let's examine the Packer's defensive the defnsive line and grade their performance earned them an F+. It's very simple - no pressure put on Vinny at all. Does this sound familiar? This has been a consistent problem for the Packers, with regards to pressuring the quarterback for a long time. If you look at the elite defenses in the NFL, pressure on the quarterback consistently makes them great. Consistency is the key! The last Packer to provide any kind of pass rush was our oldfriendTim Harris. Before that, Ezra Johnson? Now we can look at the secondary. Although it is very easy to be critical of theirp erformance also, one must take into account the amount of time Vinny had to throw the ball. However, there is such a thing as a coverage sack, a concept the Packer's secondary has not fully grasped yet. More importantly, the Packers lack a "big time" defensive back who can come up with the big plays. Great defenses usually help offenses out by scoring points by way of the interception or fumble recovery. Maybe the Packers have filled this need,i n the form of number one draft c hoice Terrel B ucklcy, or, he could be another Tony Mandarich, DarrellThompson,etc. Lazily, icis iook at uic uiocn Bay quarterback situation. Once again, if you look at the elite teams in the NFL, they usually have a great quarterback. For the Packers, the search has gone on continuously since Bart Starr decided to retire. Folks...thats a long time. In 1989, the Packers thought they finally had their golden boy in the form Don Majikowski. NOT! Although he was on the verge of becoming one before a torn rotator cuff, that year has taken all the "Majik" out of the bottle forever. At this point, he has been reduced to a sub-par, streaky, NFL quarterback. In the NFL, consistency not streakyness at the quarterback position is the only formula for success. Dr. L. says it's ume already tog ive thee x -Heisman Trophy winner a shot. In Green Bay they are saying the same thing - the Ty is in. Overall, Dr. L doesn't know what it is going to take for Green Bay to put a winner on the field. At first, with the hiring of Mike Holmgren we throught it was finally solved. Although the season is only two weeks old, it looks like Mike might not be the answer in the long haul. Dr. L. has some suggestions: Don' go to theg ames you loyal Packer fans. Although this solution to the problem is rather extreme, it is time to do something drastic. This in ret urn, will ahve to force the Packer brain dust to put a winner on the field. If you look at baseball as an example. The Pirates and Braves went through the same uuug lui an cxicnueu penuu of time and tge results speak for themselves. It's time for Packer fans to follow suit, even if it ruins our chances at the number one draft pick! Sports Writers Needed Contact Len Anhold or Dave Debish in the Ranger News Office. Need writers for crosscountry, men's and women's. Softball Tryouts Have Begun Anyone interested in trying out for the UWParkside Women's Softball team should go down to Petrifying Springs Park Monday thru Friday at 4:00 P.M. or 10:00 A.M. Saturday. Any questions about the team or tryouts, call Tory Acheson at 327-5673 or the Phys. Ed. Office at 595-2245 \QUE / QUE Suggestion Box Survey W University of Wisconsin-Parkside (Please circle the appropriate answer/s) 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 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XalUoda. Apply in person: 1100 Commerce Drive, Suite 104 Racine, W1 (Ensenadas/Novak Appliance off of Hwv 20) TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD • INDIGO ROUND • DJLA • BACKODABUS • DEAD FLY BOY IT'S TIME FOR A NEW BEGINNING... RANGER FEST '92 25 SEPTEMBER 1992 • UNION SQUARE • 4PM TO MIDNIGHT Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource Ranger News, Volume 21, issue 3, September 16, 1992 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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