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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document -lJW-P8rk8Ide runner wins NCAA DIVision II Indoor TrICk ~Ip lJVU'IIkSIde SlUdP"' PiUa SIOkm8II places IlII h lIdigan. S1otyon 81 ~ Committee excluded '!IIIClINIll prOC8lU8 cals Iof Ilcomm811dallons 10 go directly to the dBaIor,lIId at Iam saying Isthat • _ be appIOIIiate to have it go 1JolV11hll UIMIsIty Committee..•• IIdId Niu Dudycha, CIlai 0'the ~Comminee. see Page3 see Page 4 Edltorlll 1Ns W8llk's EdtoriaIlocuses on the IIoatd at Regents' approval 0' a IMled anIl-hate speech rule. see Page 8 see Page 10 NUmberof students voting In PSGAelections by year Q~ o 1990 1991 1992 .<-.'). University of WlSCOnsin-Parkside ~ ANGER Volume 20, Issue 24 Kaplan sends letter to the UW-Parkside community Critical line between undermine the hum . h ane,canng speec and action and IOlerant environment that addressed should cbaracrerize this uni_- sity.I am confidentlbat all of the members of the faculty and staff of this institution share my contempt of such behavillC and will offtzequaIIYllllQualifiedcondemnalims. I have been asked by students and staff 10 do something about Ihe individuals who evidence such behavior. When I inquired as 10what action I should take, I was advised 10remove Ihe perpeIIllIOrSfrom theclasses they were taking; 10expe1lhem from the Univtzsity , llC at the very least 10 find a way 10 pevent Ihem from speaking their mind. Presidential Candidate Jerry Brown will -au a p_lallan .. I will do none of the above. the VD10DBazaar at Jpm today. All atndeatl, Iac1IJty,llaIr, and Colllinued 0" Page 2 the ItJleI1lI public are welcome. Board of Regents approves hate speech rule On March 6. the University gaily introduced in Se)llembtz of of Wisconsin Board of Regents 1989; however, it was ruled unapproved a policy tbat prohibits constitutional by a federal judge racist remarks and other offen- in Milwaukee last year after it sive speech by UW students. was challenged by a group of The policy, which was ap- UW students. proved ~y a vote of 9-6, is the The new policy allows the secondonelObeaddressedbythe UW System 10 punish students Board of Regents. who intend IOdemean thecharac- The original policy was te- teristicS of other students based By SheDa Kaplan Chancellor UW -Parkside has experienced several incidents in Ihe last several weeks in which students have made deliberately intimi. dating, harassing, intolerant or insensitive remarJcs 10 members of Ihe faculty or 10olher students. In each of these incidents, cIear and not very subtleracistorsexist attitudes were discernable. Ipersonally ,andon behalf of the members of my administration, condemn in the strongest terms possible all such lICts of deliberate incivility designed 10 Presidential candidate Jerry Brown here today ,I on race, religion or gender. Students are prohibited from using words or symbols that insult llC threaten people, creating a hastOe llCintimidating environment, or provoking an immediaIe violent reaction. Supporters feellhis policy is more narrowly wrinen Iban the previous one which was rejected for il.S intrusion of the Pilat Amendment right JlWIIIIteeing free speech. The anti-halo speech policy wiD be ClllIIDined by _ lawmakmforcommenL Afterbeing reviewed by the legislature, the Board of Regents must give final approval of Ihe policy before it is implemented. Naomi Wolf, author of The Beauty Myth, to speak Irealized tbat a simDar phenomenon in Iheconternporaryworldwastakingplace globally, and it had reached an emergency level. I bad to address tbat firsL .. InherbookWolfexamineshow the mylh of female beauty has victimized women Ihrough the "violent backIasb against feminism tbat uses images of female beauty as a politicaI weapon against women's advancemenL" She examines the compulsive beaUty mylh as it is perpetuated through literature, mylhology, and Ihe mass media. She also outlines how the mylh keeps ptzpeluating inequality in women's ptz. lIOlIa1andprofessionalreIationsbips,how it damages hererosexuaI love reIalionships, and how it divides _ from one anolhtz. The Beauty Myth also declares a war on Ihe cosmetic, diet, plastic-surgQY, and pornography industries. Wolf points 10the $20 billion a yeat cosmetic industry and Ihe $33 billion diet and Jackie NOes Feature Writer In hoDllC of Women's History Monlh, Naomi Wolf, author of The Beauty Myth: How 1II1IJgesof Beauty (JIe Used AgaillSl Wome", will speak at UW-Parl<side IOnight at 7pm in Greenquistl03. TheIectureis free and open 10 the public and is being S)Xlnsored by the Parkside Activities Board, UW -Parkside Women's Center, and the Women's HeaIlh Center at SL Catherine's Hospital, Kenosha. Wolf,28, is a graduate of Yale Univer· sity, where she studied EngIisb literature and graduated magna cum laude in 1984. WhDe spending three years as a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford University, Wolf began IOdeveIop the idea for The Beauty Myth. "I began 10 write a doctoral thesis tbat made me see how ideas about beaUty were used by 191h and 20th century male writers 10 defend the creative act as being implicitly masculine: Wolf siad. • I saw that beauty was not about women, but about a powtz struggle. NaomIWoII exercise indUSlry as evidence 10howmucb women are ensIaved by the beauty myth. Wolf a1soslreS1e1 themoregrisJystatisticson anorexiaandbulimia,wbicbstrikeamiIlionAmerican Women each year. Anorexia kills 150,000 Colllinued 0" Page 2 1 I I ~erunnerwt 1 NCAA Division IJ Indoor TrO ~Ip lTNMsldestu..... Pua Sll)lcmln places trstklllctigan. Sto,yon B1 ....., Commltt• xclud 'rhlCIIIR sroc:eckl8 ca1s ror nicamme,ldation ID go diecdy to the dlllCIIIDr, ald d I am saying •• be approJliate to have it go trour#1 b University Committee ... • llllldlltu Dudycha. Char of the l)warslyCommittee. See 3 New Dean of l.l)eral Arts IJW-Pnide i - abcu Its nigianal,. and ilessdaon Dwellhoud bedammng l8lllldl Ollallllllanl'am cu limJ-• IIBIBd Howard Cohen, DelnoflbnlMs SeePage4 Edltorlll This week's Edtorial toruses on Ille Bad of Regents' approval of IIVised art-hate speech rule. See Pages SeePage10 Number of students voting In PSGA elections by year ll) ,..,.._,. -vyax, 4111 • 0 1990 1991 1992 University of Wuconsin-Parkside Volume 20, Issue 24 Kaplan sends letter to the U\V-Parkside community Critical line between undmnine the humane. caring speech and action and tolerant environment tbac addressed should characterize this univcrBy Sheila Kaplan ChanceDor UW •Parkside has experienced several incidents in the last several weeks in which students have made deliberately intimidating, harassing, intolerant or insensitive remarks to members of the faculty or to other students. In each of these inc · dents. clear and not very subtle racist or sexist attitudes were discemable. I persona1J y ,and on behalf of the members of my administration, condemn in the sttongest terms possible all such acts of deliberate incivility designed to sity. I am cmfident lhal all of the members of the faculty and staff of this institution share my contempt of such behavim and will offer equally unqualifiedcondemnatioos. I have been asked by students and staff ro do something about the individuals who evidence such behavior. When I inquired a., to what action I should lake, I was advised to remove the perpetr8l(n from the classes they wm taking; to expel them from the University , m at the very least to find a way to p-event diem from speaking their mind. I will do none of the above. Co"""-d on Page 2 Presidential Candidate Jerry Bron will 1118b • pl'elelltadoll la tbe UDion Bazaar at 3pm today. All ltDdeall, facalty, 1taff, ad the paenl pablic ue welceae. Board of Regents approves hate speech rule On March 6, the University of Wisconsin Board of Regents approved a policy that prohibits racist remarks and other off ensive speech by UW students. The policy, which wa., approved by a vote of 9-6, is the second one to be addressed by the Board of Regents. The original policy was legaily introduced in Sepeemba of 1989; however, it was ruled unconstitutional by a federal judge in Milwaukee lut year after it was challenged by a group of uw students. The new policy allows the UW System to punish students who intend to demean the characteristics of other students based on race, religion or gender. Students me prohibited from using words or symbols that insult or threalal people, acating a hostile « intimidating environment, or provoking an immediate violent reaction. Suppcxters feel this policy is more narrowly written than the previous one which was rejected for ill inuusion of the YUII Amendmc:nl ripl guanmteeina free speech. The anti-bale speech policy will be examined by Sl8lC law• matersf«comment. Afterbeing reviewed by lbe legislature. the Board of RegenlS must give final approval of the policy before it is implemenmd. Naomi Wolf, author of The Beauty Myth, to speak Jackie Niles Feature Writer In bonm of Women's History Month. Naomi Wolf,authorofTheBtauty Myth: How Images of Btaury are Ustd Against Women, will speak at UW-Partside tonight at 7pm in Greenquist 103. The lecture is free and open to the public and is being sponsored by the Park· sideActivitiesBoard,UW-ParksideWomen"s Center. and the Women•s Health Cena« al SL Calherine's Hospital, Kenosha. Wolf. 28, is a graduate of Yale University, whae she studied English litetanJre and graduated magna cum laude in 1984. While spending three years a., a Rhodes Scholar at Oxford University, Wolf began to develop the idea for The Beauty Myth • .. I began to write a doctoral thesis that made me see how ideas about beauty were used by 19th and 20th centwy male writm to def end the creative act as being implicitly masculine." Wolf siad. "I saw that beauty was not about women, but about a power struggle. I realized that a similar phenomenon in thecontemporarywcxidwutakingplace globally, and it had reached an emergency level. I had to address that firsL" In her book Wolf examines how the myth of female beauty has victimized women duougb the "violent backlash against feminism that uses images of female beaoty as a political weapon against women's adYancemenL" She examines lhe compulsive bt.auty myth as it is perpeb18led through litenuure, mythology, and the mass media. She also outlines how the myth keeps per• petuating inequality in women's persooal and profes.,ionalrelalionships.how it damages heterosexual love relationships, and how it divides women from one another • The Beauty Myth also declares a war on the cosmetic, diet. plastic-surgery, and pornography industries. Wolf points to the $20 billion a year cosmetic indusuy and the $33 billion diet and NaolDIWolf exerciseindusuyasevidencc IO how much women me emlaved by the beauty myth. Wolf alsosumes themoregrislyllldsticson anorexia and bulimia. whichsmkeamillioo Ameri• can women taeh ycf/1. Anorexia kills 150,000 Co~d 011 Page 2 I I II _~~~~~__ .:- nn ..... h~e~~Ne~w' ~s ~----_-:)'::::fatb:::.;26,~~ !!-,ilANGa'Nns, PlIge 2 Kaplan's message university community 1Ilat"l wen aware ollbe crilicaIliae: must be drawn betweea which is enlilled lDrau~ and action, wbich is IIOl. ~ UWS 17.06(4) of die WIIQInsq AdministraliveCodclllllbskCb! dtat.disciplinary IK:lianC8llbelakea agamstslUdentawhole~ ale words or lICIioaIlIeVlIIIi ~ seriously interfene willldlecary. ing on of Ibe te8dIIIII • ., process. My ..... biM MilliJIIpared 10 act swiflly 1IId~ should Ibis IaaerClleIrile. J Inspite of lhesellllftlleasible incidents, or mayba bctaase 01 Ibem,laslteachllldetelJlIIIIIIlrz of the university l:OIIlIIlunity ~ work with me to pIOICCl die fIle. domofindividualexpasioowhich is the basis of OOrcllliaeareqrie. Co1tlinuedfrom Pagel • This university commODity cannot and most not limit the right of its members to free speech no matter how stopid, erode or offensive .it might be. Once we declare certam speech off-limits and SD~ject to University discipline, we will spend all of our lime drawing umenable dislinctions. We would also provide more alleDlion and credibility to the offensive stalements than they could ever hope to gamer on their own. I am not prepared to provide the intolerant among us with therbetorical high ground that will permit them to portray themselves as the protectors and the defenders of constitutional rights and freedom of speech. Having said this, however, I want to assure the members of the -Speaker: Naomi Wolf, "The Beauty Myth" 7pm in Greenquist 103 (pAB/WC/WHC) -Soup and Substance Series: "Dating can be hazardous to your health" by author Claudette McShane, Noon in Union 104. Complimentary Soup -Feeus on Women: featuring a Keynote Address, 1pm in the Communication Arts Theater, Workshops 2:3D-5pm, Banquet 6pm, $15-$25 -Women's Marketplace: lOam-3pm on the Union Bridge Naomi Wolf Cominued from page 1 women each year in the U.S. Wolf knows an too wdl tbeelrel:lJoliIJis dreadful disease because she suffered from it in her earIy-. She also says tha1 according to the American SocIetyafPllslicIllll Reconsrructive Surgeons over two million Americans, moflWi female, bad undergone cosmetic surgery by 1988. Uposucdllll,I procedure that socks out fatty tissue, is the fasleSl-growillsafll1lcosmeli surgeries. Wolf regards plasti<: surgery as self' mutilalilln ,dII& CDCllIIIIiilI women to commit violence againSllbemselves. Wolf points to the $7 billion dollar a year world-wide pllIIIllPIIiIl industry as a threat to women and a direct result of the beautY mylb. She also claims that movies. TV, and advertisements have becomCOUl1eISra "soft" sexual pornography. Wolfbas won several awards forher writing. includiDl .. ~, of American Poetsprize (twice),theBeUSPrize,lDlwards6umIbcL)IICo The Robert Browning Society, and the Yale UtID')' Mari& , Her journalism, poetry, and book reviews have appeIIIed b VIiild publications in Britain and the U.s. including Ms., Vene, SplRRJ), Writing Women. The Village Voice Urerary Supplement. die Sun*! TlJIICS, and The Penguin Book ~ Yiddish Poetry. Wdl/aIII ~ Company will publish a volume of Wolf's poelryllCXtyeaf. Sbclll Wolf bas volunteered in women's centers for many yars. baveled extensively and lives in Scodand and New yom. -Video and Discussion: "Images of Self Perception of Mexican American Women" 3:30pm in Union 104, Free , Poet Dacey to visit UW-Parkside tomorrow ., GI'lIIIt l.lInea Feature Writer Internationally known poet PbiIip Dacey will visit uw-Parkside tmnOlJOW. March 271h. Prom 9:00-9'.50 he will I8ke pen in an iDronnIIdileUSlion withPlof_ A1aa Sbuelld', 0aIive WritiIII Poetryc:1Isa(CARTI37). Al.- Dacey wiD gi~ • public: poeuy nadine in die OYerIootLounge in die Iibnry. EveI)IlIIC is weloome MboIhocCM;'., Hundreds ~ Dacey', poems have beeII published in IDmay of Iitaary magazines, five run length way.' col1ections,lDlseveral chapbooks. But don't be mislead - Dacey Among his achievements. he bas doesnotwrilCromanticdrivel. His been awarded a Fulbrigbtlecture- poems can be frank, disturbing, or ship to Yugoslavia and two Na- funny, but are always surprising. tional Endowment of the Arts ere- Anyonewbo is inlCreSled in hearllive writing fel1owsbips. ing fresh poeuy from a living per- Dacey'spoemsaredillic:u1tto son(oftenallRcombinationwben c:Jassify since they cover • great studying conege level English) varietyoflOpics. ThepositiveOlll- sbou1d make lime to 8IleDd one of look 1bat penneaICS his poetry sug- these two events. gests that be writes love poems. Philip Dacey's visit is being All aspeclI of life • die spiritual. . sponsored by the Lecture and Fme pbysical, sexual, anotional· are Arts Committee and the English appoached by Dacey in a unique DeplIrlmenL Public Service Announcements COIIPMION FO!lDISABLED GENTLEMAH. ~ a ~rtnlerstandi~ 01the.dewlopmentallydisabled population by meeting for social activities 2-3 times per month wilIl KenoSh8"*" 29 year old bas good - 01tunor, ertoYs &hopping, eating out and -ng IIIO'IlllS. No extra expense 10volunleef. Ask for more information In Volunteer 0Ific:e. NORTH PARK E1.EIIEN!'ARY SCHOOL NEEDS VOl.lJNTEEl!S- FIIst grade bJIors helping c:bi~ren ~ a one-~-one basis with math, language and reading; filth grade 1UlllISWOIkkGwiIh one or two students needng exira help in math; and library aSSIstant WOIkIng In school library doing varIOUS duties. Volunteer'as 61t1eas 30 minutes a week. Say YESt SCHOOl OF UBERAL ARTS. Kyou are a lileral Arts major and woud Ike 10help out at a special event on campus, please read on. Uberal Arts: A Wo~d of PossiblUties Day, weItf1/III1III. Ap118th needs greeters lIld gUdes lor as 61t1eas one hour between 10:00-2:00. This Is a great oppollUnily 10gel experience and meet influential people. Sign up klday inthe c.eerC8llllt- W1LDLJFE HORIZONS SET ORlENTAlION DATE. ~youln~rested in helping wildlife who are injured or homeless? Jointhe,Wild6fe Horizons,lnc:. YOlunteerslalfbyalleldlQ.- SIIlday, March 29th al2:OO PM at 4828'Rambeau Drive - Racine, Wl Call Joanne at 634-8061 or Usa at 639-0427 if'you can be there or are Interested, but cannol be al meeting. For more information, see carol in the VoNn/ee, OIfice or caJl595·20t1 to,an appointment: . H~r~~a~ ~riday ~al! ~u~ Sunday In the News •Speaker: Naomi Wolf, "The Beauty Myth" 7pm in Greenquist 103 (PAB/WC/WHC) •Soup and Substance Series: "Dating can be hazardous to your health" by author Claudette McShane, Noon in Union 104. Complimentary Soup •Focus on Women: featuring a Keynote Address, 1 pm in the Communication Arts Theater, Workshops 2:30-Spm, Banquet 6pm, $15-$25 •Women's Marketplace: 10am-3pm on the Union Bridge • Video and Discu~ion: "hnages of Self Perception of Mexican American Women" 3:30pm in Union 104, Free Poet Dacey to visit OW-Parkside tomorrow b7Grutl.anea Peature Writer Internationally known poet Philip Dacey will visit UW-Parkside tomorrow, March 271h. Prom 9:00-9:SO he will catc pan in an iafolmaldilcUllionwilbProfcaor Alan Slmclnl'a Oad'le Wrilina Poeuyclm(CART 137). AlDOOD Dicey wiD give I public pc>eCly Nldina in the Overlootl.ouage in the libnly. Evayone ii welcome • boch occllioas. Hundreds of Dacey's poems have been publisbcd in m amy of liunry magazines. five full length collections.and several chapbooks. Among his achievements. he has been awarded a Fulbright lectwesbip to Yugoslavia and two National Endowment of the Arts erealive writing f eDowships. Dac:cy's poems ndifficultto dmify since they cover a great varietyof10pics. Thepositiveoutlook lhat permeates his poetry suggests that be wrileS love poems. All aspeas of life - the spirilUal, physical. sexual. emooonal • n appoacbcd by Dacey in a unique way. Butdon"l be mislead-Dacey does not wri1e romantic drivel. His poems can be frank. disturbing, or funny, but are always surprising. Anyone who is inrerested in bearing fresh poeuy from a living person (oftenararecombinarion when studying college level English) should make time to attend one of these two events. Philip Dacey's visit is being sponsoo:d by the Lecture and F"me Arts Commiuee and the English DepanmenL Kaplan's message ContinutdfromPagt 1. 1bis university community can~ot and must not limit the right of its memberS to free speech no matter how stupid. crude or offensive _it rnight be. Once we declare cawn speech off-limits and subject IO University discipline. we will spend all of our time drawing untenable distinctions. We wouJd also provide more auention and credibility to the offensive sta1ements than they could evez hope IO gamer on their own. I am not prepared IO provide the intolerant among us with the rhetorical high ground that will pennit them to portray themselves as the proleCIOl'S and the defenders of constitutional rights and freedom of speech. Having said this. however, I want to assure the members of the university community lbat 1 well aware of lhe Clilical tiae: must be drawn IJetweea which is entided ID fab~ and action. wbicb is 111. ~ uws 17.06(4)ofllle~ AdministraliwCode1111Ranc1er that_disciplinary acdancanbclaba agamststudentswhaeeilappqrj. ale words or actiam 11evat, 11 seriously intafaea wiidleClry. ing on of lhe ~~lcmning proces.,. My ldm....._ilpe. pared ID act IWifdy IDlldeciiYdy should dtis laaer Clle lrile. In spile of dlele~ incidents. or maybe .._ Ii them, I askeacbandCWIJIIICllber of lhe university community to work with me to prUect die medom of individualcxpe&IUiwbij is the basis of ouraaecacqne. Naomi Wolf Continued from page 1 women each year in the U.S. Wolf knows all too well dledfeclsoCdtis dreadful disease because she suffered from it in her early teem. She also says that according to the American SocielJaf PIIBlll1 Reconstructive Surgeons over two million Americans. 87~ or lhcm female, had ondezgone cosmetic surgery by 1988. Lipolslicl, _a procedure lhat sucks out fatty tis.sue, is the fas cc.st-growing flall ~ surgeries. Wolf regards pl.aruc surgery self murilalion dial -,qes women to commit violence against themselves. Wolf points to the $7 billion dollar a year world-wide....,.., industry as a threat to women and a direct result of the bellllJ myth. ~ also claims that movies. TV, and advenisements have become outlelsf« .. soft" sexual pornography. Wolf bas won several awards for hez writing, including• ~J of American Poets prize (twice), the Beus Prize.and wards6amdltLyrt. 1bc Robert Browning Society. and the Yale Litmry Mapziae. . Her journalism, poetry. and boot reviews~ appeared in Vlitd publicatimw in Britain and the U.S. including Ms.. Veno. Sp,e.._! Writing Women, The Village Voice Licerary Supplement. die""""' Tunes. and The Penguin Book of Yiddish Poeay. W-dlillll J,b!Of Company will publish a volume of Wolfs poell'Y next 'jtll/l• 1111 Wolf bas volunteered in women's centers for many )'CIIL ~ traveled extensively and lives in Scotland and New York. Public Service Announcements COMPANION FOR DISA8lED GENTlEIIAN. Gaina broadertnterstanding of tl8 deWlopmentaltydisabled population by meeting for social activities 2-3 times per month wilh KenOShl,_ 29 year old has good sense of tunor, erioYS shopping. eating out and seeing movies. No extra expense lO volunteer. Ask for more information in Volunteer Office. NORTH PARK ELEMENTARY SCHOOL NEEDS VO~ First gr_ade Mors helping chi~~ a one-to-one basis with math, language and reading; fiftl grade~ wor1m1 wifl one or two students needrlg extra help In math; and library assistant working In school library doing vanous duties. VOiunteer as &!tie as 30 minutes a week. Say YES! SCHOOL OF LIBERAL ARTS. If you are a ll>eral Ms major and wood Ike to help_out at a special~ on campus, please read on. Liberal Ms: A Wor1d of Possa"bitities Day, wect•dlr Apri 81h needs r,eeters IWld guides for as 6ttle as one hcu between 10:()()..2:00. This is a great oppontllity to get experience and meet influential people. Sign up k>day i1 the caeer~ WILDLIFE HORIZONS SET ORIENTATION DATE. ~ you ln~rested in helping wildlife vt1lo are injured or homeless? Join the Wildlife Horizons, Inc. volunteer staff~ at191d1g a .... &llday, March 29th at 2:00 PM at 4828 Flambeau Drive - Racine. WL can Joanne at 634-8061 or Lisa at 639--0427 if you can be there or are interested, but cannot be at~ For more infonnalion, see carol in the Volmteer Office or caJl 595-2011 for an appointment. -.,...26. 1992 Campus News TIlE RANGa NEWS, Page 3 -Proposed amendment affects facult 8,Latesba ~. Jude was a change in legisIation ~ersonnel guidelines News Editor allowed the System to alte Cohen explained how faculty '*We DOW have the opponu· rules lbatdetennine the ~current andaca,eJemicSlaffarehired. "We riq IIIsleDd a faculty membets faculty probationary periods ~ have different kinds of appoint· ... ~ period for reasons included the number of' ~II1S. Faculty are usually people _ ... Ieave of absence, sab- instructors are hired be~~ With a terminal degteC, often a bII1cIIor IaICher improvement." considered for tenure. ore g Ph.D ." _IIiAd HIloLwanI Cohen, Dean of Lib- According to Cohen the "'!Ie can hire a faculty memo bationary period '. pro. ber~thtenure,orwecanhireona CoIJeD is sening 00 a Univer- lengthened throug::'I:e~ terminaI appointment for one or i17olW"1SlXJRsin System woddng sence, a teacher impro ve 0 two yC3lS,and IaIer bring them on JIUlIP ......... . iderin vemCll1 as· a tenure track lin • Coh . IS COIISI g changes signment. or a sabbatical ~, en said, llIpenoanel guidelines. A change A sabbatical is when' "TheyBIe being considered for 11die corrent rules would provide member is given a paid ~ facul~ . ten~ but. are only going to be lIIdlIlity in the length of proba- either one semester or a:' ~ODSIderedif they have been here lioI*Y lIIlPOinUnents under ctr- yearfor the purpose of rfonni~c oranum~of~. UsuaIlythis Cllllll&nces determined by the academic studies rela: to ~ :: place m th~ sixth year, but it bd 01Regents. field. . dbesooncrifthcywereteach. 1be-_~.it.t.e.e. ...._~.,"- " ...".."..m· ThiSl•Snormallygrantedafter mgsoTmheewachaedreee1se.." staff . 18*YllldhaditsflfSlmcclingon aminimumofsevenyearscontin- .DUC are hired ....... -IlL It . f' ei one year at a time, and evenlllaI1y _....... ... .I.IId admiCnOisIIS1SlS 0 eIght ued s"ervtce to a university . have u''-u-..,..year contrsets. UW· -, trators repre- It used to be if you had a PalbideaIsohiresad' tfacul t..'.l..IOt"iffeltldUWcampusesand sabbaticaIorleaveofabsenee,then whoare part.limeanJ:hiredbty DltlIIbers from the Sys. ~ou could extend the amount of semester. y _ofIice. . . time [before tenure review). ID Academicstaffwhoaren'tCac. '"1be quesuoo IS w~t other order to do that you had to be off u1ty, but work at the university in .... sbou1d be permitted for campus, full time. • the advising center or in adm' • 01"""" lCIIure review periods," 'Now the legislation says thai mons are hired on probation ~ ?,-said. Committee,~~ent if the university wantstohaveother can be given indefinite appoint. IS dial pBIelllaI responslbiliues of reasons for extending the period ments similar to tenure. CIrioI for a ~ child or aging they can do that. This now in· "This rule only applies 19 fac· JBeIIlI, or haVlDg a long-term ill· cludes the possibility of extending u1ty who are onlenure track, who ... Ibat doesn:t require a sick the probationary period for some· areprobationarytowardtenureand I.e.a,ve.,wor iOtlhbcr c~~ that one who continues 10 teach," said IIlprobationary academic Slllff. The their ability tomakc Cohen. ruIeisnotreIev8ll1 10anyone else " JI1llPaI iD tbcir academic work "This really conccms the ten- Coben said. ' ~bepoundsforgranlingad. ure-trackfacultywho are hired for According to Cohen, if the dIlicnaI yean for the tenon: reo the pwpose of coming up for ten- committee <kcides that it wants to view, ureandsomenoninsttuclionaIaea- come up with additional reasons ID the last budget cycle there demic staff. • Conlinued on Page 10 Finance Club sponsors first Parkside Wall Street Challenge by Gwen HeUer MaDaglog Edilllr The UW -Parlcside Fmance Club will transform Molinaro HaIl into Wall Street during the month of April. SlIIdents, faculty, and staff can play the stock market and win $200, $100, and $50 savings bonds. Registration for the Wall StreetChaIlengebeginsWednes. day, April I, on the fU'Sl floor lobby of Molinaro HaIl. For a $3 fee, participants are given one portfolio with five trsnsactions and $100,000 of (unaginary)capil8l Alldaytnlding costs SO cents. Hours for trsding are 12pm to 2pm on Monday through Friday. . Discountsapp!ytothosewho attend the Fmance Club's Match 30 meeting featuring Donald 0, Rackl, Vice Plesident and CFO oftheSybronCorpcxation. RackI wiD be speaking on leveraged buyouts, debt structuring. cash flow management. and agency theory. Save a buck on registrslion forthe Wall StreetOJaDcnge by attending the presen1lllion in Union 104 at noon on Monday. The ruIcs for the contest BIe simple. Theplaycrwith thehighest net worth at the end of April wins. There is no short-selling allowed, and only stocks on the majorcxchanges- NYSE,AMEX, and NASDAQ- are accepted. Anyone, regardless of their knowledge and know-how of the stock market, can participate in the Wall Street Challenge. Club members wiD be available to answer questions during the eontest. For further information, caII Professor Kevin Dougherty at x2449. ID addition III sponsoring the Wall Street simulation, the F.. nance Club is sending six memo bers and its advisor, Dr. Kevin Dougherty, to the Financial ManegementAssociationConference ID Chicago 011 Match 26 and 'l:1. The annual meeting is optlI only to members of the Ass0ciation. Major topics of discussion will include cunatt issues in f.. JIlIIICC, the fmanciaI job marIcet, and a Simulatillll of futures and options trading. Membersofthec1ubwho_ auendingthec:onfemJceareMike Coe/Jo, Lori Fosler, Pat PllobIer, Maurizio SiIenzI, and Micbe1le Sahagian. Dodycha says University Committee excluded from communication chain ." ..... aN.Jude News Editor Professor Arthur Dudycha, tbair rlthe University Commit· lee,feelstbatpresentfacultypolicy pt'Ol:edures leave the University Committee out of cenain matters in wbicb it should be involved or about which it should be well in· fumed. The University CommillCC ~1Iy reviewed the procedures used by the Faculty Rights and University Committee as opposed to going directly to the chancel· lor," said Dudycha. .Dudycha fccls that the Uni· versity Committee is not properly included in the communication chain. He has noted that many campuses fU'Sl send the report or recommendation to the University Committee which then formally . presents it to the chancellor. "I think that it is an excellent idea. 11keeps the University Com· ResponsibilitiesCommiueeinhandling grievance procedures. If a grievanceisrdedby afacultymcm· her, the Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee review the mauerand make reports orrec· ommendations to the chanceUor. "What I have noled in looking at the policies at other campuses is that when the Faculty Rights and ResponsibilitiesCommittee makes a recommendation, it is trsnsmitted to the chanceUor through the mittee better apprised of developments, the flow of decisions, and information on this campus that pertains to faculty matters," said Dudycha. According to Dudycha, there are different types of hearings that the Faculty Rights and Responsi· bilities Committee would hear, includinggricvancesandcomp! aints. "The current procedure calls for recommendation 10go directly to thechance1lor, and all lam say· Bovee elected president of PSGA for '92-93 academic year presidential seat uncontested, with university Fee Allocations Com· 413 votes, and wiD succeed Erie mittee) seat, defeating D. Corey Bovee. Hanes 281 VOleS to 157. Sexton Incumbent senators George wiD replace graduating incumbent Yee, Amy Capobianco, Suneeta member Bill Homcr on DCXtyear's Akkinapalli, David Towle, Jane committee. Marie Hogan. Deborah Cutler, and The one available PUAB TobinLindblomallwerere-elecred. (Parlcside Union Advisory Board) Write-in candidates Vince Borner seat was awarded to write-in can· and Ashley Carter won the final didale Natale. two available senalOrial seats. In addition to the officCf elec· Annamaria Sexton won the tions,threereferendawereincluded one open :,S1U,FAC (IS' egrellate•d• .j. on tIh~e. balIl,oL t., ,,~j The fust, which proposed to extend the university smoking A ELECTION '92 ing is thatitmightbe8jljlilljiiate to have it go through the University Committee as the executive com· mittee of the faculty," Dudycha said. The University Committee will present this recommendation III the Faculty Senate for adoption the fall of next year if there were any change. Any policy changes must be approved by the chanceUor and the Boerd of Regents. policy 10designated areas on cam· pus. passed 325 VOICSto 25 I. The ratification of the revised PSOA Constillltion, passed 368 VOICStoS4. The final referendum, which dealt with UW-Parkside'scontinu· ing membership in the Wisconsin United Council of SlIIdent Gov· ernments (for which $.75 is taken I from the tuition of each student each semester), passed with a vete of 311 to 109 VOICS. 8, ADdy Patch News Editor ThePalbideSlIIdentOovemment Association has announced the results rlits annual springoffi· cer elections, which were held Mareh 11 and 12. For the office ofPSOA President. current Vice-President Eric Bovee defeated Latesha Jude, 369 votes 10214 and wiD succeed Wally Wargolet in the fall 1992 semester. Felill Aulozzi won the vice· --.:::......:..~~~~~~~~ .......~~ ........ .. 26.1992 - Campus News Proposed amen 11 Latesha • J e Nnrs F.ditor me~~ affi11anec~ faculty personnel guidelines ... _ a c ge m legislation that allowed the System to alter current and Cohen ~plained bow faculty rul that detennine the length of have~~ arc hired. "We "We DOW ha the 0ppOltUIO CllfCDd a faculty m ber'a JPiew period for reas:om ••leaveofa b.,_. a ti reacher improvement.." llidHonnl Cohen. Dean of Lib- 1111 AIIL Cola is tening oo a Univero( Wilccnsin System womng ... dlll is considering chang a,jiiill0Dlld guidelines. A change II• c:mmt rul would provi flldllily in the length or ..., 11JPOintm n cir• c..,-ce, determined by lhe lalldolltelffl Tbccommiuee formed in _.baditsfi m ting Mall 5dL It · of eight ... administra repre- ... clfferenl UW cam and two Iliff manben from the Sys office. ~ question is what oth .... lbould be permitted for ..... eenure review periods." Olllell llid. Commi timent is 1111& pamw resi,oosibiliti or camg (or a new child aging ...._ ti having a long- nn illlblt doesn't requin: ick 111M. or oda circwnsUUl0~ th3 ..,.. wida their ability tom ...-mdM:iracaaCffljC be grounds for grantingad- ..._. ,-a for the ten re- •· ID die budget cycle there ~acuity probationary periods. This ments. different kinds of appoint- ~ludcd the number of years after .th ~ arc usually pcop1o mstJuctors arc hired before bein ~ a ~inal degree. often • considered for tenure. I . According to Cohen the pro. ber ~e can hire a faculty manbationary period wu • . WI tenure.orwccanhircona len:i ned throu~h 8 1!::=: ==-m:~; .:: . • a teacher unprove ment as- a tenure tract line " Cohen said ~ent. or a sabbatical "'"'-· be. • • u~.1 are mgc:onsideredfor A sabbatical is when a f acuity . tenure. but are . ~mber is given a paid leave of coosidered if ~~!°:n ~ be eithe~ one semester or academic foranumbt.rofyears. Usually: year or.the P~ of perfonning takes place in the sixth )'ear but it enuc studies related to their could be-iftt.... ' h fie d. . - .. ..,., were teac • mg 10mewhere else." This is normally granted after minimum of seven years continued service to a university. .. It used to be if you bad a bbatical or leave of absence. lbea you could extend the amount of time [before tenure review). In order to do that you had to be off campus. full time. " '"Now the legislation says that if the university wants to haveother reasons for extending the period lhey can do that. This now includes the possibility of extending the probationary period for someone who continues IO teach," said Cohen. "'1bi5 really concerns the tenure- track faculty who are hired for the purpose of coming up for tenureandsomenoninsuuctionalacadanic staff. " The academic Slaff are hired one year at a time, and eventually have tln-ce-ycar contracts. UWParksidc also hires adjunct faculty who are pan-time and are hired by semester. Academic Slaff whoaren'tfac• ulty, but wort at the university in the advising ccnta or in admission., are hired on probation and can be given indefinite appointments similar to tenure. '°This rule only applies to faculty who are on tenure tract. who me probationary toward tenure and IDprobatjonaly academic Slaff. The rule is not relevant to anyone else," Cohenllid. Accanling to Cohen. if the commiucc decides that it wants to come up with additional reaoos Conlinued on Page JO THI RANGa NEWS. Page 3 Finance Club sponsors first Parkside Wall Street Challenge by Gwen Heuer M1oa1h11 Editor The UW-Partside Finance Club will transform Molinaro Hall into Wall Street during the month of April. Students, faculty, and staff can play the stock market and win $200, $100, and S50 savings bonds. Registration for lhe Wall Street Challenge begins Weclnesday. April 1, on die first floor lobby of Molinaro Hall. For a S3 fee. participants are given one portfolio with five transactions and S 100,000 of (unaginary)capilll. Alldaytrading costs 50 cents. Hours for trading are 12pm lO 2 pm on Monday through Friday. Discountsapplytolhoscwho aaend theFmanceClub's March 30 meeting featuring Donald G. Racki, Vice President and CFO orlhe SybronCorpcxalioo. Ractl will be speaking on leveraged buyouts, debt SIIUCturing, cash flow management. and agency theory. Save a buck on regisrration forthe Wall S1rect01811enge by aaending rhe presenlldon in Union 104 at noon on Monday. 1bc rules for the contest are simple. 1bcplayerwith the highest Del worth at rhe end of April wim. There is DO short-selling allowed. and only stocks on the majorexchanges-NYSE.AMEX. and NASDAQ- are accepted. Anyone. regardless of their knowledge and know-how of the stock market. can participate in the Wall S1rect Challenge. Club members will be available to answer questions during the contest. For further information, call Professor Kevin Dougherty • x2449. In addition ID sponsoring the Wall Stn:e1 simulation, the Fananco Club is aending six members and ill adviser. Dr. Kevm Dougberty, totheFmancial ManagememAs., ocialion Conference in Chicago oa Mardi 26 and '1:1. 1bc 1111aal meeting is open only to members of the Association. Major topics of discussion will include c:urrent issues in finance. the fmancial job mata. and a simulatica of fulmes IRi oplions trading. Mcmbenoflbcclubwboare anendingtbcCOldaalceareMite Coello. Lari Fosler, Pie~. Maurizio Silemi, and MicbeUe Sahagian. Dudycha says University Committee excluded from communication chain ., .......... J News Editor PRJfeaor Arthur Dudycha. Oair ~ the University Commit• lee.feels lbatpresent faculty po lie y Jlft)Cedura leave lhc Univmity Onmit1ee out ot c:cnain matters in which it should be invo vcd or about which it should be well inbmed. The University Commiuce recently reviewed the procedures IIICd by the Faculty Rights and Respon.sibilitiesCommiuee in handling grievance procedures. U a grievance is filed by a faculty manber, the Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee review the mattt.t and make rcpons or rec• ommendations to the chancellor. "What I have noted in looking at the policies at other campuses is that when the Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee makes a recommendation, it is uansmitted to the chancellor through die University Committee as opposed to going direcdy to the chancel· Jor,• said Dudycha. Dudycha feels that the University Commiuee is not poperty included in the communication chain. He has noted tbal many campuses first send the report or recommendation to the University Commiuee which then formally presents it to the chancellor. .. I think tbal it is an excellent idea. It keeps the Univenity Commiuee better apprised of developmenas, the flow of decisions. and information on this campus that pertains lO faculty matters." said Dudycha. Acconling to Dudycha. lbae are different types or hearings that the Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee would hear, including grievances and complaints. wnte current procedure calls far .recommendationtogodirecdy to the chancelJar, and all I am say- Bovee elected president of PSGA for '92-93 academic year ByADdyPa News F.ditor ThcPamidcSIUdentGovetn · lllent Association has announced the raults of its annual spring officer elections, which were held Man:h 11 and 12. For the office of PSGA Presi• dent, Cmrent Vice-Prcsidenl Eric Bovee dcfealt.d Latesha Jude, 369 VOies to214 and will succeed Wally WargoJct in the fall 1992semester. Felix AuJozzi won the vicepresidential seat uncontested, wilb 413 votes. and will succeed Eric Bovee. Incumbent senators George Yee. Amy Capobianco, Suneela Aldc.inapalli, David Towle. Jane Marie Hogan. Deborah Cuder,and Tobin Lindblom all werere--elecled. Write-in candidates Vince Bomer and Ashley Carter won the final two available senatorial seats. Annamaria Sexton won the one open SUFAC (Segregated University Fee Allocalions Com· miuec) seat. defeating D. Corey Hanes 281 votes to 157. Sexton will replace graduating incumbent member Bill Homer on next year's committee. The one available PUAB {Paltside Union Advisory Board) seat was awarded to write-in candidare Naaale. In addition to the officer elections. threeref erenda were included on the ballOL ' ' The first. which proposed to extend lhc university smoking A. ELECTION '92 ing is that it might be appropriate to have it go through die University Commiuee as the m,cutive committee of tho faculty," Dudycha said. The University Committee will pesent this recommendation to the Faculty Senate for adopcioa the fall or next year if there were any change. Any policy changes must be approved by the chanceUorand die Bosd or Regents. policy to designated ll'CIS on campus. paacd 325 votes IO 251. The ralification of the revised PSGA ConstibJtion, paaed 368 Yotesto54. The final refc:rcndum, which dealtwith UW-Parbidc"scontinuing membership in the Wisconsin United Council of Student Governments (for which $.75 is taken from the tuition of each student each semester). passed with a vote of 388 to 109 voces. --~~Im Campus News 1'Ju RANGIIl NEWS, Pa&e 3 .. I ~ Proposed amendment affects facult 8y Latesba N. Jude was a change in I 's!atio Ypersonnel guidelines N Edit egr n 1hal Cohc ' nrs or allowed the System to alter c n ~pIaincd bow faculty "We DOW have the opportu- rules that determine the len urn:nt and aca,denuc staff me bired. "We ..,lDalCllda faculty member's facultyprobationaryperiods ~ bavc different kinds of appoint • .... miew period for n:asons included the number of y~ after ~13. Fac~ty me usuaJJy people .. _ Jeave of absence, sab- instructors are hired be~ bein With a lamina! degree, often a 1lIIII:aI or laIChcc improvement," considered ~or tenure. ore g Pb.D"•W• ..,_ IIidHoWMlCohen, Dean of Lib- According to Coben th ' e can .w" a faculty memo .. ArlL bationary period ,~ pro. ber ~th tenure, or we can hire on a CobeD is serving 00 a Univer- lengthened tbrougbW:S1prevro;wy termina1 appointment for one or lil7afW"JIl:OOsin System working senee, a teacber impro,:ve 0 ab- two years, and later bring them on JIlIIP dill is considering changes signmem, or a sabbatical ment as- a tcn~ track lin~,C'ohen said IIJ1'i.1III<1 guidelines. A change A sabbatical is when' f ul Thcymebemgcoosideredfor IIdie ClII1CIlHules would provide member is given a paid ~ ac ~ . ten~ but ,me only going to be lIdl1lIY ill ~ length of PfOb,a- either one semester or a=;:n~c ~::=o~~v~= b= liaI*Y IIJPOmtments under cir- ycarforthepwposcofpem' talces ' , • y CIII"b""t.s determined by the academic studies related::mu: could tacem th~ suth year, but it a.dofRegents. field • sooner ifthey were teaeb· 1bec:ommiuee was formed' Thi , mg somewbere else." ---'bad 'IS t:-. ,m , , IS IS nonnally granted after The academic staff me hired _,... I "...meebDgon a mmlmum of seven years conlin- one year at a time and lUaI1 .... 5th. It ~ of eigbt ued service to a university. bave three-ycar ~ua:;:uvl. IaItJ IIId administrators repre- "It used to be if you had a Palbide also hires adjunc; faculty .-laaclfferent UW campuses and sabbatical or leave of absence, thea whome part-time and me hired by two iliff members from the Sys. you could extend the amount of semester • ofIIce. , , time [before tenure review]. In Academicstaffwhoaren'tfac. '"J'bc question IS w~t other order to do that you bad to be off ulty. but work at the university ill .- Ibou1d be pernulted for campus, full time. • the advising center or ill admis· .Iee .'!Il!leDure re~icw JlC:li.ods." . "Now the legislation says that sions me hired on probation and Cllheallid. ComlDluee,~~ent iftheuniversity~tstobaveother can be given iIIdefinite appoint· is Ibat J*CIllII responslbilines of reasons for extending the period ments similar to tenure. CIriDI for a ~ child or aging they can do thaL This now in- "This rule only applies l\Ifac· JIRIIlS, or bavlDg a Iong-tenn ill· cludes the possibilily of extending ulty who are on lenure traclc, who _ dill doesn:t require a sick the probationary period for some- areprohationary toward tenureand leave,or~ CllCwnstanees that one who conlinues to teach," said IllprobationaJyacademicstaff. The .... wilb their ability to make Cohen. rule isDOlrelevant toanyoneelse," )IllIIaI ill their academic work "This really concerns the tell- Cohen said. ~be8l\llllldSfor granlingad- ure-trackfacultywho mehiredfOl' According to Cohen, if the dilioIIIJ yelD for the tenure reo the pwpose of coming up for tell- CIlIIImittee dCcldes that it wants to view. ureandsomenoninstructionalaca- come up with additional ~ In the last budget cycle there demic staff. " Colllinued 011 Page 10 Finance Club sponsors first Parkside Wall Street Challenge by Gwen HeDer Managing Editor The UW·Parlcside Fmance Club will transfonn Molinaro Hall into Wall Street during the month of April. Students, faculty, and staff can play the stock market and win S200,SIOO, and S50savings bonds. Registration for the Wall Street Challenge begins Wednesday, April I, on the first Door lobby of Molinaro Hall. For a S3 fee, participants are given one portfolio with five transactions and SI00,OOO of (imaginary)capitaL AlldaylnldiIIg costs SO cents. Hours for trading are 12pm to 2 pm on Mondsy through Friday. . Disc:oontsappiytothosewbo attend the FmanceClub's MaJch 30 meeting featuring Donald G. RacId, Vice President and CFO oftheSybronCOJporation. RackI will be speaking on leveraged buyouts, debt structuring, cash flow nJllII88CIIICIIl, and agency theory. Save a buck on regislralion fortheWaIIStreetCba1lcnge by auending the presentation in Union 104 at noon on Monday. The rules for the contest are simple. Theplayerwiththebigbest net worth at the end of Apri1 wins. There is no short-sclling allowed, and only stocks on the majorcxcbanges-NYSE,AMEX, and NASDAQ- me accepted. Anyone. regardless of their knowledge and know-bow of the stock IIIIII'keI, can participate in the Wall Street CbaIIcngc. Club members will be available to answer questions duriIIg the conlest. For further illformation, call Professor Kevin Dougherty at x2449 • In addition to sponsoring the Wall Street simulation. the Fi· nance Club is sending six members and its advisor. Dr. Kevin Dougherty ,totheFmancial Management Association Conference in CbiClt80 on MaJch 26 and 'J:1. The annual meeting is open only IIImembers of the Associalion. Major Illpics of discusaioo will include current issues ill fi· IIIIIICC, the rmancial job marIrct, and a simulation of futures and options trading. MembersofthecJub wboare attendingtheconfcrenceareMilce CoeDo, Lori Foster. Pat PalIJIer, Maurizio SiIenzi, and Micbe1le Sahagian. DUdycha says University Committee excluded from communication chain .7l.atesha N. Jude NnrsEditor Professor Arthur Dudycba, 0Iair of the University Commit· lee,feelslbalpraentfacultypolicy ~ leave the University Cmuniuee out of certain matters in wbicb it sbouJd be involved or about which it should be well in· fooned. The University Committee reeenl1y reviewed the procedures lIIed by the Faculty Rights and ResponsibilitiesCommitteeinband1ing grievance procedures. If a grievanceisrJ1edbyafacultymem· ber. the Faculty Rigbts and Responsibilities Committee review the matter and make reports or ll:C' ommendations to the cbanceDor. "Wball bave nOled in looking at the policies at other campuses is that wben the Faculty RigblS and ResponsibilitiesCommittee makes a ll:Commendation, it is transmitted to the cbanceDor througb the University Commiuee as owoscd to going directly to the cbance1- lor," said Dudycba. ,Dudycba feels that the University Commiuee is not properly iIIcJuded ill the communication chain. He bas noted that many campuses rust send the report or recommendation to the University Committee whicb then formally presents it to the cbanceJlor. "I think that it is an excellent idea. Ilkeeps the University Com· miuee better apprised of developments, the Dow of decisions, and information on this campus that peI1ains to faculty matters," said Dudycba. According to Dudycba, tbere me different typeS of hearings that the Faculty Rigbts and Responsi. bilities Committee would bear, incJudinggrlevancesandcomplainl3. "The current procedure caI1s for recommendation to go directly to the cbancellor, and aliI am say· Bovee elected president of PSGA for '92-93 academic year 87 Andy Patdl News Editor TheParlcsideStudentGovem· ment Association bas announced the resuJts of its annual spring officer elcctioos. whicb were held Man:b 11 and 12. For the office of PSG A President, curn:nt Vice-President Eric Bovee defeated Latesba Jude, 369 VOles to 214and will succeed Wally Wargoletin thefalllmsemester. Felix Aulozzi won the vice· ... . presidential seat uncontested, with University Fee Allocations Com· 413 votes, and will succeed Eric mittee) scat, defeating D. Corey Bovee. Hanes 281 votes to 157. SexIOll Incumbent senators George will replace graduating incumbent Yee, Amy Capobianco, Sunee18 member Bill Horner on next year's Akkinapalli, David Towle, Jane committee. Marie Hogan, DeborabCuder,and nie one available PUAB TobinLindblomallwerere-eJected. (Patkside Union Advisory Board) Write-in candidates Vince Borner scat was awarded to write-in can· and Ashley Carter won the final didate Natale. two available senatorial seats. In addition to the officer elcc- Annamaria Sexton won the tions,threerefcrendawereincluded one open SUF AC. (Segregated. , on the baI10L ...! " \ ... ' ' • • I ~ •• I I , • • I •• The first, which poposed to extend the university smoking A ELECTION '92 J1I'~<GA , . iIIg isthatitmigbt buppop:Weto bave it go througb the University Commiuee as the executive com· mittee of the faculty: Dudycba said. The University Committee will present this recommendatica to the Faculty Senate for adoption the fall of next year if there were anycbangc. Any policy changes must be approved by thecbanceDorand the Board of Regents. poJicy to designalIld areas on cam· pus. passed 325 votes to 25 1. The ratification of the revised PSGA Constitution, passed 368 votes to S4. The final referendum, wbich dealtwitb UW·Parlcside'sconlinuiIIg membership ill the Wisconsin United Council of Student Gov· ernments (for wbicb S.75 is taken from the tuition of each student each semester), passed with a vote of 388 to 109 VOleS. Campus News Proposed amendment afTects facu lt 87La .Jud was a change m· l · .. 1no!- y personnel guidelines N .,. .. :. egi.:ua.uun that Cohe • ews LU.Dor allowed the System to al n explained how faculty -We now have lhe opportu- rul that detennine the ~r cwrent and academic staff are hired. .. We ,Jq., extend a m bets faculty probationary periO:~ have different kinds of appoint- ... .mew period for •-out~ includedtbenum~of • after ~ts. Fac~yareusuallypeop]o ,,,_ dlln leave of a,-~ b- instructors arc hired be:~ wnb a laminal degree. often a lllicll or tracber improvement." considered Ci ore I Ph.D. " or tenure. "W hire llid Howard of Lib- According to Cohen th bm' • e can a faculty mem- • AIIL bationary period • ; pro- '?th tenure,orwecanhireona Colail · goo a n·v • lengthened throughw:-'l~~ab-Y terminal appoinunent for one or o(W'IICOIISi.n System workin sencc • ve O two years. and Iara bring lhem on . con . deri ban • teacher unprovement as- a tenure ttack line • Cohen "d. paap ng c g gnmeni. or a sabbatical .. . • sai .,,...net guid . A change A sabbatical is when~ fac ulty . ten n: are being~ for II die Clfflllt ru1 would pro . member is given a paid lea or ~ t .are only going 10 be llaHilY in die l g1h o proba- either one mester or acad ve . ~onsubed if they have been here dalllrY appoinbn n under cir- year for the purpose of rror::c or a num~ of~-Usually this ClfflllM('A':• de termined by th emic studies re1S: 10 u-J, = ~ m ~ sixth year, but it a.II of'Regen fie d. . sooner if they were reach- Tbc c:ommiuee fi ed · Th• • mg 10111ewhere else." . ~ m . . is is nonnally granted after The academic staff are hired --,aactba,h fi m nngon minimum of seven years conlin- one year at 8 time and tualJ 5th. It . . · of eight ued ~ce to a university. have ~year c'onW::a uv/. lll:IIMy IDd admi.nis tra rcpre- 1! used to be if you had a Parkside also hires adjunct faculty --.clffaallUWcam11>USesaioo bbabcalorleavcofabsence, lhen whoare pan-timeandarehiredby two lllfl' members from th Sys- you could extend the amo unt of semester •office. . , time {before tenure review) . In Academicstaffwhoaren'tfac• -rll8 quesuon w~t other orde.r 10 do that you had 10 be off ulty, but work at the university in ..,.. should be J?C'ffl•ued for campus. full time. " the advising center or in admis- .-1~ lellure re ~w period,." . "N~w the legislation says thal sions are hired on probation and Cdleallid. Com m, .. -~en iftheun1versity~tstohaveother can be given indefinite appoint• is Jlllml8.l resi,ons1b11itJes of reasons for extending the period ments similar to tenure. Cllina for a ~ child aging &hey can do lhaL This now in- '"This rule only applies to facplRIIIS. or baVJng a g- nn ilJ . eludes the possibility of exte nding ulty who are on tenme b'aek. who lbal doesn't require sick the probationary period for some- areprobationa,y10wardtenmeand ~ or Olber circurnstBJ11CCS lha o who continues to teach," said toprobationaryacademicsiaff. The mfere widl their "lity ro m Cohen. rule is not relevant 10anyonedse," Jnpaa in their acadclluc --nus really concerm the ten- Cohen said. ~be pounds forgrantin - ure-trackfacultywbo arehired for According 10 Cohen, if the ~ years for the ten die purpose of coming up for ten. committee decides that it wants to WIDW. ureandsomenoninstructionalaca. come up with additional remons In Ibo llll budg cycle there dcmic staff. " Conanued on Pag, JO THI RANGn Nsws, Page 3 Finance Club sponsors first Parkside Wall Street Challenge by Gwen Heuer Managing Editor The UW-Parbide Fmance Club will transform Molinaro Hall into Wall Street dilling the month of April. Students, faculty. and staff can play lhe stock market and win $200, $100, and $50 savings bonds. Registration for the Wall StteetCballengebeginsWednesday, April 1, on lhe first floor lobby of Molinaro Hall. For a $3 fee, participants are given one portfolio with five transactions and S 100,000 of (imaginary)capilal. Alldaylrading costs SO cents. Hours for trading are 12pm to 2 pm on Monday through Friday • Discountsapplytothosewho attend the Finance Club's March 30 meeting featuring Donald G. RacJcJ, Vice President and CFO of the Sybron Corporation. Racki will be speaking on leveraged buyouts. debt structuring. cash t1ow management, and agency theory. Save a buck on registration for the WaU StreetOJaDenge by aaending tbe presentation in Union 104atnoononMonday. The rules for the contest are simple. lbcpJayerwiththehigbest net worth at the end of April wins. There is no short-selling allowed. and only stocks on the majorexchanges-NYSE.AMEX, and NASDAQ- are accepted. Anyone, regardless of their knowledge and know-how of the stock market. can panicipate in the Wall S11eet Challenge. Club members will be available to answer questions during the contest. For fmther information, calJ Professor Kevin Dougherty at x2449. In addition to sponsoring the Wall Stteet simulation, the Financo Club is sending six memben and its advisor, Dr. Kevin Dougherty,totbeFmancial Management As.,ociation Confezence in Chicago oa March 26 and 27. The armual meeting is open only to members or the Association. Major topics of discussion will include current issues in finance. the fmancial job market. and a simulation of futures and options trading. Membetsoftbcclub wboare attendingtbeconfmnc:earcMike Coello. Lori Fosler, Pit Pmlder, Maurizio Silcnzi, and Michello Sahagim Dudycha says University Committee excluded from communication chain 17 J-awsha N. J N Editor Professor Arthur dycba, Chair ~ lbc Univemty Committee_ fecls dial present faculty policy llft)Cecbua leave Che Univemty Camoiuee out of certain maum in which it hould be involved or about which il should be well inbmcd. The University Commiuee ll!Cendy reviewed the procedures used by the Faculty Righu and ResponsibilitiesCommiueein haadling grievance pocedures. If a grieYaDCCisfiledbyafacultymem• ta, die Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee review the mattaand make reports or recommendations to the chancellor. "Whal I have noted in looking 8l the policies at other campuses is that when the Faculty Rights and ResponsibiliticsCommiuee malccs a recommendation, it is ttan smitted to the chancellor through the University Committee as on,osed 10 going directly to the chancel• lor," said Dudycha. . Dudycha feels that lhe Univasity Committee is nol p-operty included in the communication chain. He has noted that many campuses first send the report or recommendation 10 the University Committee which then formally presents it to the chancellor. .. I think that it is an excellent idea. It keeps the University Committee beua apprised of developments, the now of decisions. and information on this campus that penains 10 faculty mauen," said Dudycha. According to Dudycha. there are different typeS of hearings that the Faculty Rights and Responsi• bilities Commiuee would bear, including grievances and complaints. "The current procedme calls for recommendation to go directly to the chancellor, and all I am say• Bovee elected president of PSGA for '92-93 academic year By Andy Pa NnnF.ditor ThePalbidcStudent Government Association has announced the ~ts exits annual spring officer elections, which we re held Marth 11 and 12. For lhe office of PSGA President, current Vice-President Eric Bovee defClled Latesha Jude , 369 VOies to 214and will succeed Wally Wargolct in the fall 1992 semester. Felix Aulou.i won the vicepresidential seat unconrested. widl 413 votes. and will succeed Eric Bovee. Incumbent senators George Yee. Amy Capobianco, suneeca Aklcinapalli, Da vid Towle, Jane Marie Hogan, Debotah Cutler.and TobinLindblomallwerere-eJected. Write-in candidates Vince Bomer an d Ashley Carter won the final two available senaiorial seats. Annamaria Sexton wo n the one open SUFAC (S egreg ated ' Univenity Fee Allocations Com· m.iuee) seat. defeating D. Corey Hanes 281 V01eS to 157. Sexton will replace graduating incumbent mcmberBillHomeronnextyear's committee. The one available PUAB (Palkside Union Advisory Board) seat was awarded to write-in candidate Natale. In addition to the officer elections, threeref erenda were included on the balJOL ' ' The first. which poposed 10 extend the university smokins ~ ELECTION '92 ingistbalitmightbeappl'Olm8te10 have it go through the University Committee as the executive committee of the faculty," Dudycha said. The University Committee will present this recommendation to the Faculty Senate for adoption the fall of next year if there were any change. Any policy changes must be approved by the chancellor and the Board of Regents. policy 10 designaled areas on campus. passed 325 votes to 251. The ratification of the revised PSGA Constitution, passed 368 votes to 54. The final referendum, which dealt with UW-Parkside'sCQDtinuing membership in the Wisconsin United Council of Student Gov· emments (for which $.7S is taken from the tuition of each student each semester), passed with a VOie of 388 10 109 vorcs. Feature ... MmdI26, 1992 TIm 1lANGD NEWS, Page 4 - Experience accompanies new dean of School of Liberal Arts by GweD HeDer MaDaglDg Edilor All academic iDstilUtions rely upon 1ialsons between the teal:hing ku1ly IIId the senior campus admiDislraIionofficials lOeffeclively proIIIOfe 8IId operaIe a successful IeamiDg environmeDr. UW ·Padtside ca1Is upon iIs fOlD' deans 10 inilialeandsupervisethevila1needs of the academic departments, centers. 8IId pograms on campus. Dr. Howard Co1Ien, Dean of the Scbool ofLibezaI Arts, 1IaDdIes the n:sponsibi1ity mille dsiIy adminislralive fimcIions of Ihirtllen deperlmeDlS on campus ranging from cIramalic lI11S 10 political science. Tbe Cenrer fllr ElI1nic Studies, l1Ie Women's Cent« and the CenrerliJrlnlclmaliooalSlUdiesa1so fall under Coben's jarisdictim However. Coben Sll'eSsellbal dICIe isIIIOIllIOcampus leadership Iban feeding paperwork througb I1Ie appropriare cluumels. '"Jbe day-IO-daypan is untaJI. g!ing snags and lending belp 10 cIeparlmenl3. Tbe more important pan is to Iry and bui1d a long-ferm dIm:tian fer the schoo1,. Coben aidclDringan inrerview in his_ fi11cdoffice in I1Ie Communication Ans building. "1bere are Ibree bnportant JlIrISlOtbaI process. One isto help anicu1ale the goals of l1Ie school with faculty. and where we are in disapeement, Iry 10 bring lbose disagreements closer together. Sel:ond1y. tolly 10 involve as many peopJellJlOllD'bIeill Ihinkinglbout the cIireclioII of the scbooI aad wbere it is aoinJ. FiDaI1y. takina RSJlOIISI'bilityfortbecqan;zationaI pacl usedtollllllrethecbanges pllISible." Co1Ien', primary JeSpoIISibility is 10 admiDisIer the cwriculum, personnel, budget, aad pogram devcIopmcDtcbangesiD IlleSchool ofLibemlAns. 1bisenllli1lweekly I I THE RANGER NEWS IS NOW ACCEPTING APPUCANTS FOR EDITOR· FOR THE 1992-93 ACADEMIC YEAR This is a paid position Application deadline is April 13, 1992 ~equlrements: UW-Parkside student in good standing carryinlJ at least si~ credits per sem,ester Dr; Howard Cohen meetingswilhthedeansoftheothec paper." Coben admiued. UW-Parkside schools, l1Ie associ- Coben. a native of Massachuate vice chancellors, and the vice scus, accepted the position as dean chancellor. Additional meetings in August of 1991. He arrived with the depanment chairs occur from the University of Massachuseveral times during the semester seus, Boston where he had beld the aDd may include cliscussion on the position of associate provost since allocatioo of funds for hiring fac- 1989. Cobenhascoveredthegamut u1ty. of administrative offices over a docade serving as acting deaD of the College of ArlS and Sciences, associatedeanforacademicaffairs, and director of the Law andJustice Program at the University of Massachusetts, Boston. Cohen, 47, who is an avid reader and mcquelball player, has been commuting back 10 Boston to visit hiswife and two children. Tbey will permanendy join him in Dr. Howard Cohen Kenosha this summer. A1tboughheenjoysuniversity iDsauetioo. CoIIen admil3 1hat adminislllttion is his forte. In the past, Cohen has taught one class per year and hopes IOcontinue 1hat IraditionatUW-Parkside.. Thedean will be teaching a course in his -. decided that administration (work) engaged me. lIike working at the school levelwith departments and helping oth- . ers to teachl'aperwodt isa key concept in accomp1ishingbotblongrangeand IhcIt term goals and problems. "I'm moving around a Jot of specialty (101d, political philosophy, next fall. MIdecided 1hat adminisuation (wodt)engagedmo. Ilikewoddng at tbe school level with departmentsandbelpingolherslOteaeh," Cohen explained. In addition to exploring the goals and future of the School of Ubera1 Arts, Cohen addresses the . overall mission and cIiroction of the university as a whole. Minthe models of higber education in the United States there are the big, research instimtions like Madison where undergraduate teaching is not the only thing," Coben explained. "1ben there are the smaller h'beral arts colleges tbaI stress the preparation of the undergraduate Sludent through general education. Undergraduate teal:hing is themain thing." "UW-Parkside is in Ihemiddle; it is a comprehensive university. There is a group around the coun- IIy that is lIying to redefIne that a Iitde bit by calling us a metropolitan university, or universities like us, not UW-Parkside specifIcally. We have obligations to the surrounding region by teaching smdenl3 from the areas and provide services back to them.· • I think that UW-Parkside is clear about ;13 regionaJ role and is less clear o~ how mIlChwe sbouId be demanding resean:h orienlaticll from our faculty. and bow IIUIch weshould be orientingourCUJricll, lum roward broad-based &eaeral education and undergraduate preparation of 0ID'!!hJdents My own view ofitis that wesbouldlly to strike a ba1ance, ,but tIa we~ probably tilted a little bit IDwanI the disciplinary JW:lIICh IIItIdeI,IIId we should IIy and IIIOYC 1IIWaIds the undergraduate preparation model Iwou1dn'twaytbatwe~ far off from wbere I WlllI1dliteto see us." In terms of ClIIIIJllIS inIpore. ments, Cohen wou1d 1ike 10 seek General Educatioa requiJ ........ revised. Ataslcforceofwbitbbeis a member is curreml1 miewiDa the current Breadlh of Knowledge requiremems and will mate recommendations fora_iIladiscip1inary approedl tb8l iIIaIporates team IelIC1ting offaeultyJDelllo bers into tbe curricuIuaL Recondy co11egiale skills Illadjustments have ~ lltbIed fer more cliscussion by the llmvcnily Senate. Changes IOtbeCoUegiale Skills and the BIaddl rlbMJ. edge Program, woald occur through phases ower I eo. rcperiod. Dean Howard Cohen: Education at a Glance B.A. Philosophy. University of Minnesota, 1966, Summa Cum Laude M.A. Philosophy. Harvard University, 1970 Ph.D. Philosophy, Harvard University, 1971 • ..... ~ THI RANGa NEWS, Page 4 Feature Mad 26. 191)2 - Experience accompanies new dean of School of Liberal Arts by Gwen Heller Manqfna Editor All academic institutions rely upon liaisms between the teachina faculr:y and die senior campus ad· minislralionofficials roeffecdvely promote and operale a successful leaming environment. UW-Paxtaide calls upon its four deans 10 inilialcandsupervisedle vital needs of the academic departmenls. centers. and pograms on campus. Dr. Howard Cohen. Dean of lbc Sdlool ofLibenl Ans.bandies lbc ,esponsibillty of lbc daily ldminisll'ldve functioos of durteen depanmenrs on campus nmging from dramadc ar1S IO political science. 1be Center rm Ethnic Studie- 9. the Women's Center and the Centcrb1111m'D81iona1Studiesalso fall under Cohen's jmisdiction. However, Cohen Stresscl tbal dlere is more 10 campus leadership lhan feeding papawort duough lbc approprialc channels. ""1be day-ro-daypartis unlallgling snags and leoding help to depanments. The more important part is to uy and build a long-term directian rm die school: Cohen aid daring• intaview in bis IIIDfilled offlce in lbcCommunicadma Ans building. -rbere are duee bnponant pststotbalprocess. One is IO help articuJale the goals of the achoo1 with faculty.a where we are in dill&reemcnt. lly ID bring lboeo disagreements closer together. Secondly, touyroinvolveasmany peopleaspcmibleill dlinkioalboul the direc&ion of lbe ICbool and wbae it is aoing. Finally, laking RSp<mibilityf«dle09"izadmal pocessesusedlOmakethecbanges JICIUl'ble. .. Cohen'• primary respoDSl11ili& y is IO administa the cuuiculum. personnel. budgcc. and progl8lll dcvelopmcalrbanpahi lbeScbool ofl.ibaalAIII. 1bisaaillwectly Dr; Howard Coben meetingswiththedeansoftheo&her paper," Cohen admitted. UW-Parkside schools, the associ• Cohen, a native of Massachu• ale vice chancellors, and the vice seus. accepted the position as dean chancellor. Additional meetings in August of 1991. He anived widl the deparlment chairs occur from lhe Univeisity of Massachu• several times during the semester seus. Boston where h had held the and may include discUS&on on tho position of associate provost incc allocatioo of funds fm-hiring fac• 1989. Cohenhascovezcdthegamut ulty. of administrative offices over a decade seiving as acting dean of the College of Arts and Sciences. •1 decided that administration (work) engaged me. I Hke working at the school level with departments and helping others to teach· aswciatedeanforacademicaffairs, and director of the Law and Justice Program at the University of Mas• sachuseus. Bosion. Cohen. 47, who is an avid reader and racquelball player, has been commuting back IO Bostoo 10 visit his wife and two children. They will permanently join him in Dr. Howard Cohen Kenosha Ibis summer. Paper,vodt is a key concept in accomplisbingbotbloograngeand lhort tam goals and problem.,. -,•m moviq around a Jot of Although he enjoys university imtructioo, Cohen admias that ad· ministration is bis forte. In the put. Cohen bas taught one chm per year and hopes to continue that b'aditioo atUW-Pmkside. The dean will be teaching a course in his THE RANGER NEWS specialty field, political philosophy. next fall. "I decided that administration (wodc) engaged me. I like womng at the school level with depart• mcnL1andhelping others 10 reach," Cohen explained. In addition to exploring the goals and future of the School of Libetal Arts. Cohen addresses the overall mission and direction of the university as a whole. "In the models of higher education in the United States there are the big. research institutions like Madison where undergraduate teaching is not the only thing." Cohen explained. .. Then there are th smaller hl>eial arts colleges that stress the preparation of the undergraduate student through general education. Undergraduate teaching is tbemain thing." .. lJW.P3J'ksideisin them· ddle; it is a comprehensive university. There is a group around the coun• tty that is trying 10 redefine that a little bit by calling us a metropoli• tan university, or universities like us, not UW-Parkside specifically. We have obligations to the sur• rounding region by teaching students from the areas and provide services back IO them." " I think that UW-Parlcsid is clear about iL1 regional role and is less clear on bow much we sbou1d be demanding resean:b oricmalic.i from our faculty. and bow IIIUCb we should beoriemingourClllrQ. tum toward broad-baed gaaezai education and undergraduale preparation of our "'8denL,. My own view ofitis lhll wesboakhry to strike a balance, but da we are probably tilted a liule bit toward tbedisciplinary1t:SCa1thmodcl,mc1 we should tty and move ~ the undergraduate preparation model Iwouldn'twaydllltweare far off from where I would lite IO see us." In terms of campm inlJDe. menlS. Cohen would like '>aeedie General Educa&ioa rcquiaw revised. A task fmceof wbicbbeis a member is curremly miewiag the current Breadth of Knowledge requirements and will mate recommendations for amme illadisciplinary appoacb lblt impo, rates team teachingof facaltymembers inlO lhe curriculum. Recenlly collegialc skills Ka adjustments have been llllled b more discussion by die UliYenily Sena&e. Changes tolheCollegiale Skills and the Brelddl cl Kaowledge Programs woald occur through phases o,cr • foal ,ar period. Dean Howard Cohen: Education at a Glance B.A. Philosophy, University of Minnesota, 1966, Summa Cum Laude M.A. Philosophy, Harvard University, 1970 Ph.D. Philosophy, Harvard University, 1971 IS NOW ACCBPl'ING APPLICANTS FOR EDITOR FOR THE 1992-93 ACADEMIC YEAR This is a paid position Application deadline is April 13, 1992 Requirements: UW-Parkside student in good standing carrying at least six credits per semester -- "()Ke lllaiD, back is the lDclediblelll- •••••UW·Parkside 's FilIII ~ Baule of !be Bands. 0.PridI7, Apri13, six bauds will iiidie .. in !be UDioo Diniug '-'10I1D& it out and JX'Ovethat ... 1MlIdIe (or mela1, whichever ... ~ my be) is bcact thaD !be -nclbow will begin at7:3Opm ... cacII bmI will performfor ... •... ly2SminUles. Among d1eJllllllllsbowcascd in this year's bIIde iDdude last year's ruJUlec· .. ltIciDe', Yery OWD Fruit Salad. Abo performing will be !be IIIIIIII powabouae knowD as Dead FIJ Boy, the pop- rocIccrs Moon SlOYC .... abe 70's sOUDds of laris .. 1, bud rock from JIII!'" d. mI the psycbcdclic ova ... of Full Circle. ~Interviewing: GnldutiDg seniors have becD iavilCd 10panicipate in simulated "'WI willi area pcrsonocl _ ••DG! Friday, April 3. 11Icae"moclt" iDtavicws pve pleCbnaopponuuity to prac- Feature THE RANGEIlNIWS,Page5 .Musicprofessorsto play the fools iDgiDsaumenlStheyhaveD'tp!ayed in years, maybe even cenlUriesl The Parkside Music Club bas carefuUy selected each iDstrumeDt mI music for each penon. 1bete wiU be a recepUoa followiDg the recitaL So_IIId_yourfavorile maslc pot_ 1IIIIb. "fool- ol himself. TbIa will be GIe reclI8I youwiDlIOlWldtomissl RegisIcr NOW by submiuiaa • n:sume to the e- Cen!er, WLLC 0175 1101aler Ibao 110OII011 Friday, MaR:h 27. The Parbide Music Oubpn:- seDts the first aDnual Faculty "Fools- Recilal. The reciIa1 will be held Friday, April3rd at 110OII in Conunu- Dicalion Arts 0118. This recital includes eight music professors, including the bead of the music dej& UDell&, matiDg "fools- of tbemsel-. These profeaon wiD be play- Battle of the Bands dukes it ont Apn'13 Engli"sh majors play role m. sam Mancbester The winner of this . S. ~ D I ' 'eatllrellediotl awardeda paid perforn:: suchasKPublic Euemy. Igma ~au e ta conventIon Mil ukee' eDosha·based MOOD ~ s SWllllledea Music StcveDs blends rock and roll with By ADdy Patcll Joseph CoruadaDdThomasHanly. ~;:'. Second place wimtezs pop 10 achieve a 80UDd DOl UD1ike News EdItor Niles and Shelley, both of WI . awarded a .$2O().OOprize, modem rock icons Poisou or Mr. Wbilemanyofyouwmbaslt. Keoosha,servedaspme\isl(ODeof ~ third place W1IIIIaI will re- Big.l'trbapstbemostunusualap- iDs in !be SUD of some lower- three)aDdcbair,respectively,ina ~lve$IOO.OO. Costfuradmissioa p1iCBDtin this year's lIatt1e is!be IauilUde beach or sittiDg in an of- sessionODDOII·\l'8dilionalstudcDls will be $2 for UW-Plnaide 1lU. UDique,amusiDgKarisma. FeaIur- lice wishing you were, KristiDe eutilled -ne Englisb ~ aDd dmlsand~.for!begenemlpublic. iDsastnmgeb1eDdof70'spopaDd Drcwet,JacquclineNi\es,aDdElise theNou-TladiliooalSIUdeIL-UWCO~ lSbDg of several differ- IIlOdem day "aItemaIive- music SbeUey, members of Sigma Tau Parbide has long been a DBtional e.n~muSIcal styles, this year's par- Karisma is definildy 811 inIaest: Della, played key roles in the leader in the educatilln of DOD-lJlIbClplUlls represent a wide I8Dge of iDs addition 10 the CODIeSl. associ8lioll's anuual c:coveation in ditiOD8l students. ~uenccs. Fruit Sa\ad draws their Add the psycIIedcIic 80UIIds New Orleans. States Andrew McLeaD, proinfluences from thelilcesofLiviDs of Fun Circle (I would guess that At the cooveution, Drewclt, of fessorofEnglish aDd faculty alIvi- Colour,24·7 Spyz,mlvariousrap they an: somewhat influeaced by SouthMilwaukce,readberlilel8ry Ill1'IllUW·Parbide'sTauPsichapandreggaestylCSlOachieveafwJlcy, The Cure) and the bead banliDl anaIysisofJosephConrad's"Heart Ier of Sigma Tau Delli, "Our SIll· cohesive metal SOUDd. heavy metal of Haphazzanl(SItid ofDarlcDess." Theessay,eutil1ed deDlshavereaUyexcelledlOgetOD Dead Fly Boy, alsobased out Row,lroD Maiden), aDd Ibelieve "Moral DecliDe in JosephCoruad's the CODVCDti~ ~- of Racine, utilize heavy, driving wewill haveGiebelluvashowthai 'HeartofOarkncss,'-wasse\ecred Adds 8CliD& chair of !be EDrhythms and scon:hing guitar riffs is sure 10please a wide variety of from an intematioDal competition, glishdepanmeDtCarolLeeSafIiolito slam their IisteDers iDto a people. and. was OD~ of ~ read in a Hu~hes, "We ~ all VC? proud of moshiDg frenzy. Sponsored by PAD, the Fifth &esS1ODdea\ing WIth the works of !bell accomplisbmeDts. They draw their influences Atmua18a11leoftheBaudsshou1d from thrash bands like Metallica be an w:iliDg, enjoyable eYeDt for aDd Anthrax as wen as rap acts all fans of Ioca\ music. practicing for success lice their interviewing skills and market. receive CODSlrUClivefeedback DoD't miss this wexblaopl Taketime IOrdiDe yourinlier· viewiug techniques 8Dd fed _ confideDt as you appU8dl the job Reward Offer CaqJns police is S"'Cti"l informatiou 011sevaalllllSOl¥ed S.. CIIIIIed JWopeIty lbefts wItidI occaned last semeslel' ill the SlIIde8l UIiaL Piopelty wItidI _ Idea includes, a VCR. Il8IC 1iPdaI equipment, a coDection of compact discs, and food service equipmcllL A reward is being offered for iDfonualiOD which will lead to an anest aDd conviaioD of the iDdividua\(s) responsible. Please COIIlIlCl Capus PoIlce at Ext. 24SS if you have iDfonuatioD which may assist iDlbeinvesligation.Jnformationprovided,includingyourideDtity, wiD be held in SUict coofidence. AlGIe tiDleor anothereach of us lias made an 0bservation that we think would improve the campus, wbetber it iDvolves setvices or pwgiams, campus facilities, or instilUtionaI policies and procedures. Now is your cbaace III get in your "two cealS wordI- 8Dd do it in a positive 8Dd c:onstnIClive way. Shortly afleryou _ from Spring Break, you will_ some DeW QUE bu11edn boards in Tallent Hall, Physical EducatiOD, MoIiJwo Hal\, Commllllicalion Ar1s, Union Information Desk,aDdWyllieLibrary/LeamiDgCenlel'.11Iese buUedD boards lie made with a paprika-coIored bacItground aDd will hold the QUE Guidelines, the QUE Suggestion Cards aDd !be Suggestiort Box. The cards will be picked up each Monday morning for disUibulion 10 the person in charp of the _ of conc:em. !"US the appiOpriate administrator and the cbaDcellor. Each suggestion will be ~ as quictly as possible and formal respoDses 10 the suggestions will be placed on !be ~eun boards. ~ questions and responses will be posted on a weekly basis at each locauOD, as well as being published in !be Communique aDd The RaDger News. . . . Everyaspeclof!beUDiversity-ourempJoyees,theiraaitudesaDdperf~ourphySlca\ enviroDs,iDc1udingbuildiDg,grouudsandsupportservices;ourprogramsaDd8CUVlbes-c:anhave positive or negative effects ODthe people we ~ and ~ publi~8l1arge. Your su~est1ODS can help to improve our services and image. In addiUOD,yourideas WIll ertabIe us lOachieve o~ goal of providing the hi8best quality university euviroDment in WiscoDsiD ~ the larger regsou. Mission Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. SO) NODeof the DeWQUE programs can survive wilhout your persouaI ~Dvolvemeul, soplease 4017 - 75th Street Open Daily 9:30 a.m. - 8:30 p.OL do yourpart by maItiDg some suggestions or sbariDg some words ofpr1l18C. .69.7-0884 Sundays12:00- 4:~.P.~, J..~.to .;:. ;:;. ,:,~, .:;:.; .. ;::.;: .. :.: .. ;. ~.. ~. ;.. _~._~~~~~~~~:::~::::::-:.~' ~ 1I~ 0'. ,~~..;.,:. --- 20% DISCOUNT cUp &Save This Ad ToAll Parkside students and faculty members only, On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I,D. required. Mustpresentadand J.D. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler QUE CORNER (Quality University Environment) The boxes are ready to use \ -- Feature Battle of the Bands dukes it out April 3 E 1 · h · 1 1 · Sam Mech r The winner of this . s !lg IS T. maD~orls p a y ro ~ ID Featurt ltction wanled a paid pcrfi COOtestJS SUChasPublicEnemy. tgma .1aU e ta convent}Qfl Tu RANcu Nrws, Page S "()ace again, b t i the mcn,cliblell!• .. .. . UW-Par . de 's Fiftll Aallll Batlle of B 01 Friday, April 3, . bands will · 1k -,e in the Union Dinin Jtaall lO slug it out and pove dlsaedclle (or IDCCll, Wllll·cnc,a 111ememaybe) is -111clbowwill begin M 7:30pm • eacla band will pcnorm Ci iijijiiCRiNldy2Sm in g dlepNIIIIIIID'l¥Cascain this year's blale iDcludc last year•, runner..,_ Rldne's very own Fruit Salad. Milwaukee's SWIUDelfi cxmance ~ Kenosha-based Moon Festival est ~ Stevens blends rock and roll with will be • w:---- place ~ pop to achieve a sound not unlike . arded 1 _$200.00 _pnzc. modem rock icom Poison or Mr. . third place wmnen ~ _re- Big.Pcmaps the most unusual ap- ~• Sl00.00. Castforldmiaioa plic:an1 in this year's battle is lhe will be $2 for UW·Pabiclc Iba- uniQue.amusingKarisma. Fealurdcotsand ~-for lhe seaeiaJ public. ing a strange blend of 70's popancl Consisnng of several differ- modem dav ... i._.....,.... · 1 · cal 1 --.... mUSIC, ~- mUSJ styles, Ibis year's par- Karisma is definiady • inlcrest• !1Ctpants ~ la wide range of ing addition to the contt.8l. ~uences. Frull Salad draws their Add die psycbedclic IOUDds influences from lhe likes of Living of Full Circie (I would goes., that Colour,24-7Spyz.andvariousrap they are somewhat influenced by andre~stylesioachieveafimky, The Cure) and lhe bead banging cohes1ve meral sound. heavy metal of Haphazzad(Skid Dead fly Boy, also ba.,ed out Row, Iron Maiden), and I believe of Racine, utilize heavy, driving we will baveonebellavashowtbai rhythms and scorching guirar riffs is sure to please a wide variety of to slam their listeners into a people. mosbing frenzy. Sponsored by PAB, die Fifth By Andy Patch News F.dltor While many of you were basking in the sun of some lower• lauitude beach or sitting in an office wishing you were, Kristine I)rewt,k.JacquclincNiJes.llldElise Shelley, members of Si&ma Tau Delta, played key roles in the association's annual conven&ion in New Orleans. Al the convention, Drewek, of Souab Milwaukee.read her literary analysisofJosephConrad's"Hean of Darkness." The essay, cnlitled "Moral Decline in Josq,h Conrad's 'Heart of Darlmcss. '" was selecled from an intemational competition, and was one of three read in a ~ dealing with the worts of Joseph Conrad and Thomasffanfy. Niles and SbeJJey, boch of Kenosha, served a., panelist ( one of lhree) and chair, respectively, in a session on non-ttaditional studenas entitled '"The English Major and lheNon-TradiliooalSIUdcm.• UWPmtsidc bas long been a national leader in the educatioo of non-traditional students. Swes Andrew Mclean. professor of English and faculty adviaor to UW-Partside'sTauPsichapter of Sigma Tau Delta, ""Our stu• dents have really excelled 10 get on lhe convention program.• Adds acting chair of the EnglishdepanmemCarotLceSafliociHughes, "'We are all very proud of their accomplishments." J)Crforming will be llelllpoMlbomc wn as Dead Fly Boy. lbe pop- roa.:n Moon Stevens. tbe 70 ' ounds of Karisma, hard rock from lfllhu•.t.. 111d the ·c O¥nJDel ol Ful1 Circle. Career Center They draw their influences Annual Battle of the Bands sbould :" =. ~~ .. i.::= :::..~~-:,~-ror Music professors to play the fools Interviewing: practicing for success TheParbide Music Cld>pre,stnlS the first annual Faculty '"Fools" Recital. ing insbuments they haven't played in years, maybe even cenlWies! The Partsicle Mmic Club has carefully selected each insuument and music for each person. There will be a reception following die JeCital. Gradaaling sm · have been invilCd 10 panici l in simula iamews witb area nen1111'Wlnte1 C JLZI OIi Priday, April 3. lice their in • • skills and market. The recital will be held Friday, April 3rd at noon in Communication Am Dl 18. ne. ""mott· in · ai jabseetas•opp011Unity topnc. R eward Offer C• n,,as pob · ICCIDftl ·infolllJWion on unsolwd S• owned popeny · occamd mt sem=--- ill lhe SIDdeat Uaiaa. Propcny was slOlcD includes. a VCR, ......... equipment_ a coDet · or campact discs, and food service eqaipment. A reward is being offered for information which will lead to an lll'Csl and cooviaioo of die individual(s) responsi ble. P1ea1c coa&acl Campus Police • ExL 2.455 if you have information which may assist in tbeinvesaigation. Inf onnatica provided. including youriden&ity, will be held in strict COll6dence. 20% D ISCOUNT Clip & Save This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. 1.0. required. Must present ad and I.D. Wisconsin's L argest Jeweler Rcgisaer NOW by submiuiq a resume to the Career Center, WU.C D175 nolalerdllD noon on Friday. Mardi rr. QUE CORNER This recilal includes eight music professan. including the bead of the music depariment. mating ""fools• ol lhem9cl¥e:S. These profeaon wiD be play. (Quality University Environment) The boxes are ready to use Atone time or another each of us Im made an ob9elvatioa dial we dlint would improve lhe campus. wbetber it involves savices or programs. campus facililies. or insdau-tional policies and procedures. Now is your cbaace to ,et in your "'two cen11 worth" and do it in a positive and consuuctive way. Shortly afteryouretum &om Spring Break, yoa will 1ee 10111C new QUE bulletin boards in Tallent Hall, Physical F.ducation, Mo1inn Hall, Communication Arts. Union Information Dest,and Wyllie Library/Leaning Center. These bulletin boards are made with a paprib-c:olcnd background and will hold the QUE Guidelines, the QUE Suggesdon Cards, and the Suggestion Box. The cards will be picked up So come and 1ee your favorilo music: pro(ea,r .... "'fool" of himtelf. Tbis will be one recital you will AOt want IO miss! each Monday morning for dislribution IO the penon in charge ol the area ol concem. ~us die appropriate administrator and the chancellor. Each suggestion will be handled as quietly a., pos.gble and formal responses 10 the suggestions will be placed on the ~etin boards. ~ questions and responses will be posted on a wealy buis at each locanon, u well as being published in the Communique and The Ranger News.. . . Every~toftheUniversity-ouremployees.thciraumldesamdperfonn~ourphysacal environs. including building.grounds and supponservices; ourprogramsand acbVJlles-~ have positive or negative effects on the people we~ and ~ ~ 11 large.Your SUf:BesbOnS can help to improve our services and image. In addition, )'OUf ~ will ~e us IOachieve ~ goal of providing the highest quality university en~cnt in Wasconsm ~ the larger region. None of the new QUE pograms can survive without your personal involvement. so please do your part by making some suggestions or sharing some wools of praise. •• March 26, 1992 ... THIRA!lGmlNEWS,Page6 Head to Head - Scotland's The Wonder Stuff sends fans to the cheap seats By Sam MBDmester and ADdy PaId. Co1UDIDIsIs This wuk, Sam tuUl Andy wUl relIiew/ 1re latestnleQS~by The WOIIderS/ 1I//."N~,LoW!dE1vis:r~- Ie~d ill 1991 by Polydo, Ltd. This was Andy's pick, so Ire'll g~t tire party ,ollill' ... IfIwere to pick one adjective to summarize the music of The Wonder Stuff, it would be exuberanI, ThesefiveBritonsdisplaysuch a passionate, animated joy in their music that it is difficult for me 10 listen to the majority of lite songs on their release, "Never Loved Elvis," without a smileon my face. Above all else, The Wonder Stuff love what they do - they are musicians not to make money or 10 changethewodd,butforthesimple pleasure of doing iL This is resoundingly exemplified throughout the album. Their infectious vivacity is most poignantly stated in the songs "Mission Drive," "The Size of a Cow," "Here Comes Everyone," and "Caught In My ShBclow." These songs, which employ BD immediate, compelling, "Get off your ass andMOVE" sound, exude acharisma and rapport to and with the listener that is simply a wonder to behold. Thealbum isperformed with a masterful blend of Scottish folk and upbeat pop that is both familiar and refreshing, and well compliments the pleasing toDeand vocals of the work. The subject matter of the album is generally simple in scope, comprised primarilyofupbeatselfeffaces with a few songs about screwed up relationships ("Sleep A1one,""Grolesquejandacouple "society staleIIlent" tracks ("Donatioo,"" lnenia, " "Welcome to the Cheap Seats"). In all cases, the Jyricsarewribenandrenderedwith a channing wit that further augments the group's high accessibility. "The Size of a Cow" and .....Cheap Seats" are particularly DOlCworthyin this respect. Although the aJbum does get to be a little slow in its middle stages ("Donation." "Inertia," "Grotesque"), the successes of the remaining songs are strong enough to overshadow litis small problem into inconsequentiality. The Wonder Stuff's devilmay- care, "we're just one of you· menlality is bestsummed up by lite group itself in the lyrics to "False Stan." "I didn't come to spray my name/across the wallsofthehall of fame/to point the finger or lay the blame/and welcome ·you to the cheap seats." Well, cheap seats or not, The Wonder Stuff's "Never Loved Elvis" is definitely where I want to be! Grade: AAnd now, without further adieu, heeeere's Sam. •• "Never Loved Elvis" is definitely an interesting effort from a groupofmusicianswhoutilizesimplicity to achieve an almost complex sound. Lacking the seriousness many bands of their caliber possess, The Wonder Stuff are a refreshing change from the more "politicaJlyaware"groupssoprevalent in today's music world (R.EM., Public Enemy). Comprised of five talented, unique musicians, The Wonder Stuff has created an album that hangs most of its weight on lite obviousEuropean/Scottish textures withjustatouchofmodemAmerican rock 'n roll. The most successful tracks on this disc are the ones that don't dwellon societal problemsandcreate a light, aloof tone underlined with some expressive dance beats. Songslike"Play" and ''The Size of a Cow" are extremely likeable and display some impressive musicianship and songwriting (highlighted by SCottish tones and patterns). On the downside, "Welcome Andy .,~IfIw~reto pickone adjective to summarize the music olThe Wonder Stuff, it would be tXli" berant," THE RANGER NEWS is looking for staff members for 1992~1993 Call 595-2295 for more info 10 the Cheap Seats," "Donation," and "Inertia" fail to impress and at times seem pseudo-philosophkal 10 the point of sounding 100 contrived. Vocalist/guitarist Miles Hunter creates some interesting vocal melodies but fails to write any lyrics that pull the listener in. Hunter's style is definitely pleasant enough to be enjoyed, but at times he tends to drift into that nasaJ range so popular in modem "alternative" music. Drummer Martin Gilks gives an impressive effort and guitarist Malc Treece comes up with some pretty original riffs, but the saving grace of this album comes from utility man Martin Bell. Bell's repertoire of instruments includes the fiddle, banjo, mandolin, and even the accordion. The addition oflltese unusual IOOlsgives "Never Loved Elvis" that original sound it needs. As a whole, "Never Loved Elvis" is an impressive effort that could lead to bigger 811II bellIl thingsforThe WonderStuff. Wiih emphasis on their SCOUishrOOil and the ability to steer clelr of political preaching, dlese guj! could introduce a new Sl.)'1e 1D!be music world. Grade:B Stay rwu:d IIUt wu.t,foTb, as 11'I move Oil 10 Sam' s /aIe.rt zjscovtt'J, The Hard Corps' debItt, "Dt/Bfo fore DishollOr," . I ..-- -- TnRANGD Niws.Page 6 Head to Head - Scotland's The Wonder Stuff sends fans to the cheap seats B7 Sam Manchester and Andy Patch ColumnJsCS Thu wed, Sam and Andy will reviewtl,, t lalut releaseby Tlte Wonder Stll/f, "Never Loved Elvis, H re• leaud in 1991 by Polydor Ltd. Tltis was Andy's pick, so l,,t' II gel the party rollin' ... lfl WCJe to pick one adjective ro summarize the music of The Wonder Scuff, it would be exuberanL 1besefiveBri1onsdisplaysuch a pmionale, animated joy in their music lhat it is difficult for me to listen to the majority of the songs on their release, .. Never Loved Elvis," without a smile on my face. Above all else, The Wonder Stuff love what they do - they are musicians not to make money or to change the world, butforthesimple ptemure of doing iL This is resoundingly exemplified throughout the album. Their infectious vivacity is most poignantly stated in the songs "Mission Drive," "'The Size of a Cow: "He.re Comes Everyone," and "Caught In My Shadow." Tbeac soogs, which employ an immediate. compelling, "Get off yours.wand MOVE" sound.exude a charisma and rapport to and with the listener that is simply a wonder robehold. Thealbum is performed with a masterful blend of Scottish folk and upbeat pop that is both familiar and refreshing, and well complimelllS the pleasing tone and vocals of the work. The subject matter of the albwn is generally simple in ,cope, comprised primarily of upbeatselfeffaces with a few songs about 9Crewed up relationships ( .. Sleep Alonc,""Grofesquej and a couple "society statement" tracks ('41» nanon:"•Inenia, ""Welcomctothe Cheap Seats;. In all cases. the lyrics arc wriaenandrcnderedwilb a charming wit that further augments the group's high acceaibility. "°The Size of a Cow" and ..... Cheap Seats" arc particuJarly noteworthy in this respect. Although the album does get to be a little slow in its middle stages ( .. Donation," .. Inertia: "Grotesque"), the successes of the remaining songs are strong enough ro overshadow this small problem into inconsequentiality. The Wonder Stuff's devilmay- care. "we're just one of you" mentality is best summed up by the group itself in the lyrics to "False Stan." "I didn't come to spray my name/across the walls of the hall of fame/to point the finger or lay the blame/and welcome you to the cheap seats." Well. cheap seats or not. The Wonder Storrs "Never Loved Elvis" is definitely where I want to be! Grade: AAnd now, withouz further adieu, heeeere' s Sam. .. "Never Loved Elvis" is definitely an interesting effort from a group of musicians who utilize simplicity to achieve an abnost complex sound. I ack:ing the seriousness many bands of their caliber possess. The Wonda Stuff are a refreshing change from the more "politically aware" groupssoprevalent in today's music world (R.E.M., Public Enemy). Comprised of five talented, unique musicians, The Wonder Stuff has created an album that hangs most of its weight on the obvious European/Scottish texnues with just a touch of modem American rock 'n roll. The most successful tracks on this disc arc the ones that don't dwell on societal problemsandaeatc a light. aloof tone underlined with some expressive dance beats. Songs like --Play" and '°The Size of a Cow" arcexuemely likeable and displaysomeim~vemmicianship and songwriting (highlighted by Scottish tones and pattern.,). On the downside, "Welcome THE RANGER NEWS to the Cheap Seats," ''Donation," and "Inertia" fail to impress and at times seem pseudo-philosophical ro the point of sounding too conUived. V cx:alist/guitarist Miles Hunter creates some interesting vocal melodies but fails to write any lyrics that pull the listener in. Hunter's style is definitely pleasant enough to be enjoyed, but at times he tends to drift into that nasal range so popular in modem 44altemative" music. Drumme.r Martin Gilks gives an impressive effort and gultari t Male Treece comes up with some pretty original riffs, but the saving grace of this album comes from utility man Martin Bell. Bell' repertoire of instrwnents includes the fiddle, banjo, mandolin, and even the accordion. The addition of these unusual tools gives .. Never Loved Elvis" that original sound it needs. As a whole, .. Never Loved Elvis" is an imp~ive eff on that is looking for staff members :For 1992-1993 Call 595-2295 for more info ... could lead to bigger and beUtl things for The Wonder Stuff. Widl emphasis on their Scottish rooa and th ability to steer clelr cl political preaching, lbeSe gu)'S could inuoduce a new style ID the music world. Grade: B Stay tUMd next week.folks, OS 11'1 move on to Sam's lalUI tfstOVt'!· The Hard Corps' dtbrd, •Def Bl- /ore Dishonor." .... Feature Volunteers of the Week ApIlUP of 13 UW ·Palbide .... _ being honoo:d Ibis "",1be8-day, spring break 1iplll$avlnD8h, Gettgia tovol- ...... Hlbilat for Humanity. 1btwartdays began It8:00 am I.I1.I.Ic-ad_ediDIt 4:30 pm. Five different SllIgesof lIlJlIIjlkion aUowiDg for a variety rl wut experiences. The S1II- _dlgfootings and filled them widaament. WI8PPed insulation JlIIIlW lIQUIId the outer structure rlalllllse. dug and framed drive- WI" IIId sidewalks, shingled a nd,lIIelIIIIIedand hung dry wall, IIIOIed building materials and 110""";;;;::::." 1IuiIt_ painred a storagebuild- ~v'::-::k~~ iDllIIBlIyplaclofonrtmrib. uting vacation - UW-Parkside students boDored in Savannah, Georgia limo IIIbelping others, the stu- Ed Erikson. Sharon Floch, Nancy Carol Engberg, Lucia dcnlwllllllCerSeamed therecog- Geyer, Keith Gray, Sieve Kimpel, Herrera, Nancy Hoefs and DiIionofVolunlCefS of the Week. SeanLinehan,SusanMie1ke,JuIie RoseannMasonoflheUW-Park- 1btsmdents whoparticipatedare Rader, Lisa Rowlands, Christine side slaCf, and Ken Larsen. 8 AsIdey Carter, Doreen Egland, Sager and Ann Thayer. Racineresidenlalsopanicipaled. Presidential Candidate Jerry Brown will be appearing on campus today. 3pm in the Union Bazaar THREES ART REASONS TO CONSIDER THE ARMY: Reason 1: We can help you get an edge on college expenses with up to $25,200 from the Montgomery GI Bill Plus the Army College Fund... if you qualify. Reason 2: There are over 50 challenging high-tech specialties to choose from. Valuabletraining in one could lead to a rewarding and exciting career. Reason 3: Employers look for the training and persona~ qualities of Army alumni. Here's what just one business leader says: "Army alums bring to their job... a wealth of experience that is readily adjustable to the business world ." J. Peter Grace Chairman and Chief Executive Officer \v. R. Grace and Company These are just three reasons, and there are even more. Find out what they are from your 10cal Army Recruiter. 652·2072 TIIIl RANGu NEWS,Page 7 Wednesday, April 8, 1992 Mid- and Upper- Main Place 10:30a.m. - 2:00p.m. 1992-93 University of Wisconsin·Parkside FINANCIAL AID ApplIcations are now avaHable for all types of SIudenl Financial Ald. This Includes aH granlB,loans, and WOlkstudy. To finct out If you are eligible, you naJ&t apply by: April 1, 1992. ApplIcations are now available 110m the Financial Aid 0llIce WLLC 0191. G11& Kenosha's ~ Newest & Hottest \\ Bar & Restaurant Catering to the College Crowd Come celebrate the 90'. at the Coral Reef! Thursday Dlghts are back! $3 cover a: 900 bottlea ofbeer and 900 nildrlDbl 8-lIpm WhIle Bat .... 'n. 01' dend", to your favorite D.J. Oliver 8pIDI !at 10 tbroagIa the door nce1" free 'Tm a1II'9hIDg the 90'''' T-abkta. Feature Volunt eers of the Week President ial Candidate Jerry Brown will be • appeanng on campus today. 3pm in the Union Bazaar UW-Parksid stud ents honored in Savannah, Georgia Ed Erikson. Sharon Floch, Nancy Carol Engberg. Lucia Geyer, Keith Gray Steve Kimpel, Herrera, Nancy Hoefs and Sean Linehan. Susan Mielke.Julie Roseann Mason of the UW-Parlt- Rad r, Lisa Rowlands, Ouistine side staff, and Ken Larsen, a Sager d Ann Thayer. Racineresidentalsoparticipated. THREES ART REASONS 0 CONSIDER THE ARMY: Reason 1: We can help you get an edge on college .pen es with up to $25,200 from ~e Montg?mery GI Bill Plus the Anny College Fund ... 1f you qualify. Rea on 2: The re are over 50 challenging high-tech p cialties to choose from. Valuable training in one could lead to a rewarding and exciting career. Reason 3: Employers look for the training and personal qualities of Army alumni. Here's what just one business leader says: "Army alums bring to their job ... a wealth of experience that is readily adjustable to the business world." J. Peter Grace Chairman and Chief Executive Officer W.R. Grace and Company TI1ese are just three reasons, and there are even more. Find out what they are from your local Army Re cruiter. 652-2072 T111 RANGu Nsws. Page 7 Wednesday, April 8, 1992 Mid~ and Upper- Main Place 10:30a.m. - 2:00p.m. 1992-93 Universib' of Wisconsin-Parkside FINANCIAL AID ApplicatiOns are now avaHable for all types of Sludent Financial Aid. This includes al grants, loans, and work study. To find out If you are eligible, you roost apply by: April 1, 1992. Applications are now available from the Financial Aid Office WLLC 0191 . Kenosha's Newest & Hottest Bar & Restaurant Catering to the College Crowd Come celebrate the 90'• at the Coral Reef! Thursday nights are back! $3 cover a 900 bottles of beer and 90t rail drlllbl S.llpm While Usteotna or danctna to yom favorite D.J. Oliver Splnl 1st 50 tbroqla tile door recelff free 'Tm ~ the 80'a" T-slalrta. 302. 58th Street Kenosha. WI 1414) 652-0505 Editorial I Opinion MaJdI 26, 1992 . Letters to the Editor... System will punish SlUdents who wic:cepithets Ibat prowke an immediate violent response from memben of lbe group being iDsu1red. What does this mean? What is considered a provoking epilbet? What would be considered an immediate violent response? Universities shouldn't IlIke lbe rights of free speech ~ expiession away from On MaJdl6,lbe University ofWiscon- students. Thisisa placeofhighereducation. . PlDBide Board of Regents wted 9-6, in A place where we 1eam about ouneIves, as attempl 10 eliminate the First wellasOlhets. Il'simportanlforstudents,~ M1elllllnlelllof lbe Consti- for anyone. 10 be able 10 say what they byllppOYingan8llti:l- ------=:...==~.belie~e, ~!"er than ex- III1e. The 1laIe speech _ Ipressmg u m other ways, probibits llICia1 ~ suchasviolence. Educated 'dIets on UW campuses. people will see these people for who they Last year, Fedeml Judge Robert War· really are, ignorant and uneducated. ,declaredlbe 1989anti-bateruleUJlCOll- This approved rule still needs 10 be slilUtiona1. It stated that any SbJdent pro- looked at by the legislamre, and then apducing discriminatory remarks, or demean- proved again by the Board of Regents. ins comments, would result in disciplinary limiting free speech won't solve the aclion. problems of racism; education, the freedom The new rule, is a little more specific, of speech, and lime our the only things that but is still 100 vague. ItSlaleS ~t the UW· can put a dent in racism. To the Editor: by Dan Chiappetta When our elecled representatIVes have knowledge of such circumstaneea and do nothing-that Is stupid. When people allow our future to be compromised through the mindless pursuit of wealth by a tiny fraction of the population at the expense of everyone-that Is stupid. Now the bankers and oilmen IUnnlng the show are whining they will take away our jobs If we pursue a policy of regulation, a policy that was Instituted when Itbecame clearwe were on a rollercoaster ride to environmental disaster. For decades, a tremendous body of evidence has been amassed demonstrating that the way of life to which we have been accustomed Is not exadly user-friendly In regards to the planet. The reality of worid-wide-contamlnatlon has not been disputed, yet In the face of lingering economic failure environmental concerns are being sweptunderthe lUg. As Pogo said "We have metthe enemy.and he is us." Whenyou'resillingwilhyourgrandchildrensome day and they're asking you about those wild animals they've heard about. ..and how kids used to play outside Inthe open air, in the sun...hey, I don't know about you but Idon' want to be around for that day. And Ican' believe I(te are letting it happen. The recent diatribe launched against Bill Horner, bordered on the ridICUlous. The first thing that stlUCk mewaSlisjust how arbitrary the editorial policy of Th6 Ranger News is. The limit of 250 words per letter Is spelled out for all to see and there Is a commillee to see to this, Is there not? How can It be then that the GLO group can put In an idiotic lambasting of Mr. Homer that well exceeds the proscribed limit? Why was Mr. Christoffel edlfed when he exceeded the Umlt? Why is It that staff writers subjeded him to personal attacks? Iwonder, has free speech really died? Cultural awareness; why not learnof yourown heritage? How many of us actually knoW of the countries OUR ancestors came from? Why not do away with all of this crap about diversity and just get back to the fundamentals? Ienjoy the right to think for myseW and would like to think that others do also. Bill keep your chin up, we're all in this together. Allan Beckmann To the Editor Dear Timothy, When a company produces and distributes pr0ducts they know to be dangerous to human health, either directly or indirectly, especially when safe alternatives exist-lhat is stupid. Gabe's Gab We're back, hooray ally ready 10gag, buuatherlball yelling at the lOp of my lungs, "OF COURSE IT'S NOTICEABLE! WHYOOYOU1HINK I ASKED? IT IS A LITILE OBVIOUS TIlATYOUNOLONGERRESEMBLE A DEAD SHAD WASHED UP ON A BEACH OF LAKE MICHIGAN! HADN'T YOU NOTICED? OR DID A WEEK OF LYING ON A BEACH .WHILE GUZZLING TEQUILA FANNY.BANGERS IN THE WARM SUN ERASE YOUR MEMORY?" I'll usually say something like, "Not that much, it's just that your nose is peeling." . Call it a sick form of jealous revenge if you like, butl love 10 see tan people cross their eyes. The other nifty thing about coming back from school is the unusual sound of hummiDg \hal ecboes Inthe hallways the Iirs\fewdayaofthe_bn8k __ Itia • aympbony of fnJstration _ p~ In ~'"&,_~.-.f."'n~ CI ,Zi~fC:1t1Qi Jill Pinkowski Politile from Parks ide Brown, Bush, Buchanan and Clinton, three B's and a C by Gabe KIuka nobody taking the heat off of Bush. Listen· ing 10 his rhetoric, I have the impresron .hat be is a twin of David DuIcc without DuIcc's racist and anti-semitic background. 1see no promise of political progress with this eendidate. Another candidate is Governor Clinlllll. C!inlOn gives me Ibe stereotypical impression of what a southern closet racist would be like. I don't feel comfortable with the impressions, the vibrations this candidate's penonapresentslOme. Thisis8lllllhcl'"out of IOUCh" candidate. rdL,.u.I.,. but not least, ""'"' is Jerry BIoML iJ • , so _ _ _ •. •.._,__,,- _'k::,_....._. Ae~cq-i'I-I_ nation states are moving IOW&rd a more democraticsysternofgovernmentandpeaceful co-existence. Wecan'eIect a leader that will continue the present political Sl8lUS-qUO, or elect a leader that will affect positive and progressive change in out system. The choice is ours. Let's take a look at the present viable candidates. rust,we have President George Bush. His sr- accomp1ishments include the comlnuationof Republicanec0- nomic and social policies that are destroyinlthe b8sic fahric of .... CXIUJItry. ... ~~o..u by BiD Homer Columnist Spring break is 100 short. Itseems like you go 10 bed on Friday, and wake up on Monday of the following week, ready 10 fall asleep in class again. The week in between is like an excellent dream that you wake up from just before something cool happens. You Iry andgobacklOs!eep, but you realize that you'U just have II) wail until May. ""'AtDo~ _ thiDa abolItcomlng is--..a-people did ....... _ bleak. My _,is ""'""",;.:;."iao... j lUi -T'tii -.iJ ..e.;,v The 1992 presidential election is "happening" now. The Wisconsin Primary is just weeks away. It is lime for everyone 10 begin paying serious attention 10 the political events now taking place. The primary election is a form of com· municationthat enables us 10 eo:press our p-r-ef_ for poIilical Jeadenhip candi· w. __ the _1UDity 10 __ far. aN;~ ;maR B&miIIIUC to 6lBs\ as by Dan Chiappetta Sysaem will punish students who wiceepi. thclS dl8l prowke an immediate violent response from members of lhe group being imulled. What does this mean? Whal is considered a provoking epi-, tbct? Wbat would be considtted an immediate violent response? Universities shouldn't take the rights of free speech cx- expression away from On Marth 6, lhe University of Wiscon- students. This is a placeof highe.reducation. · Parkside Board of Regents wted 9-6, in A place where we learn about ourselves. as auempt to eliminate the First wellmothers. ll'simponamforstudents,cxi\ nlcmillen& of die Cmsli- for anyone, to be able to say what they by8Al'()Vinganan:1· ----------• belie~c, ~~er than exrule. The bate speech --= ! pressing ll m other ways, prolu"bils racial CX' suchasviolence. Educated dices on UW campuses. people will see ~ people for who lhey Last year, Fedenl Judge Robert War- really are, ignorant and uneducated. ,declared the 1989anli-hateruleuncon-- This approved rule still needs to be slitutional. It stat.ed that any student po- looked at by the legislature, and lhen apducing discriminarOly remarks, or demean- proved again by the Board of Regents. ing comments, would result in disciplinary Umiting free speech won't solve the action. problems of racism; education. the freedom The new rule, is a little more specific, of speech, and time our the only dungs that but is still too vague. It states that the UW- can put a dent in racism. Gabe's Gab We 're back, hooray by Gabe Kluka Spring break is too short. It seems like you go to bed on Friday, and wake up on Monday of the following week, ready ID fall asleep in class again. The wedt in between is like an excellent dream that you wake up from just before something cool happens. You tty and go back to sleep, but yourealizclbal you'll just have 110 wait until May. An imelesting thing aboul coming lleck.macbool ia guessing wbal \)eOple did ewer tbeiT break. My favuile \a - . - ally ready to gag, butralherlhail yelling at the top of my lungs. "OF COURSE IT'S NOTICEABLEtWHYOOYOUnnNK I ASKED? IT IS A LITJ'LE OBVIOUS TifATYOUNOWNGERRESEMBLE A DEAD SHAD WASHED UP ON A BEACH OF LAKE MICHIGAN! HADN'T YOU NOTICED? OR DID A WEEK OF LYING ON A BEACH •WHILE GUZZLING TEQUILA FANNY-BANGERS IN 1llE WARM SUN ERASE YOUR MEMORY?" I'll usually say something like. .. Not that much, it•s just that your nose is peeling." Call it a sick form of jealous revenge if you like. but I love to see tan people cross their eyes. The other nifty thing about coming back from school is the unusual sound of humming thal echoes in the hallways the first few dayaof lhe post break week. Ii is a aymplMxly or frualradon dial plays in ................... .. ·~ Editorial / Opinion March 26, 1992 Letters to the Editor ... To the Editor: The recent dfatrlbe launched against Bill Homer, bordered on the ridiculous. The first thing that struck me was/ls just how arbitrary the editorial policy of The Ranger News is. The llnit of 250 words per letter is spelled out for all to see and there Is a committee to see to this, Is there not? How can It be then that the GLO group can put In an Idiotic lambasting of Mr. Homer that well exceeds the proscribed limit? Why was Mr. Christoffel edited when he exceeded the limit? Why Is it that staff writers subjected him to personal attacks? I wonder, has free speech really died? Cultural awareness; why not learn of your own heritage? How many of us actually know of the countries OUR ancestors came from? Why not do trNay with all of this crap about diversity and just get back to the fundamentals? I enjoy the right to think tor myself and would Hke to think that others do also. Bill keep your chin up, we're all In this together. Allan Beckmann To the Edhor Dear Timothy, When a company produces and distnbutes products they know to be dangerous to human health, either directly or indirectly, especially when safe alternatives exist-that is stupid. ·- Politik from Parkside When our elected representatives have knowledge of such circumstances and do nothing-that Is stupid. When people allow our future to be compromised through the mindless pursuit of wealth by a tiny fraction of the population at the expense of everyone-that Is stupid. Now the bankers and oilmen running the show are whining they will take away our jobs if we pursue a policy of regulation, a policy that was instituted when It became clear we were on a rollercoaster ride to environmental disaster. For decades, a tremendous body of evidence has been amassed demonstrating that the way of life to which we have been accustomed is not exadly user-friendly In regards to the planet. The reality of world-wide-contamination has not been disputed, yet In the face of lingering economic failure environmental concerns are being swept under the rug. As Pogo said "'We have met the enemy. and he is us.• Whenyou'resittlngwithyourgrandchilclrensome day and they're asking you about those wild animals they've heard about...and how kids used to play outside In the open air, In the sun ... hey, I don't know about you but I don't want to be around for that day. And l can't believe we are letting it happen. JIii Pinkowski Brown, Bush, Buchanan and Clinton, three B's and a C by BiD Horner Columnist The 1992 presidential election is "happening" now. The Wisconsin Primary is just weeks away. It is time for everyone to begin paying serious attention to the political events now taking place. The primary election is a fMD of communication that enables us to express our preference for political leadership candidates. w. -- die c,pponunity ., VOie for. nation SlateS are moving toward a more democnlicsysremof governmeruand peaceful co-existence. We can elect a leader that will continue the present political status-quo, or elect a leader that will affect positive and progressive change in our sysaem. The choice is ours. Let's lake a look at the present viable candidales. First. we have President George Bush. His greatest accomplishments include the continuation of Republican economic and IOCial policies dial are destroyiq die basic fabric or our country. - ~- nobody taking the heat off of Bush. Listening to his rhetoric, I have the impression that he is a twin of David Duke wilhout Dukc•s racist and anti-semitic background. I sec no promise of political progress with this candidate. Another candidate is Govemor Clinton. Clinton gives me lhe slefllOtypical impression of what a soulhern closet racist would be like. I don't feel comfortable with the imprcSsions. the vibrations lltis candidatc•s persona presents to me. This isanocherNOllt of touch" candidate. Lui. but not least. there uJerry Blown. . --~- aacn._ ..... Wly~_ ~-- Is "'Onllot. _ did ,.,.. blow?'" l"m usually preay DIce _ my • wlJich U usuaUy somedI/J>g corny llirc. "Your I8Dsave it away.· 'Ibis 9OIIlelimes causes dlec:andidale for skin caneer III question imocendy, "Is it really d1a1 noIicable?" By this point I'm usu- ~---:-"" ---_......-~ .. .... -. ......,. .... ...-...- .... y .... _. -,. JlJ<c lustrum ...... AD Ibey have 10 do is 10 ClIOus, "Did IIIIYbody do thehomewort: Ihat wasassigned?" H0mework? Hmmm_. Next week: Word Voodoo professor wmps your brain (even further) -We.......s tty ........ f'ar.. IbQ; _, .J8......eua 'IO~ .br8lIIic:mof6 :I m. .uofUllmU8laetively ..,w:ipaIo in the polldc:al process. This ran we wiD be eIec:tinI the political leader of our COWIUy. 'Ibis individual wiD be able 10 shape future world history. We are at a crossroad in world political hislOry. Thenationsofthe world have a unique opponunity at the present time. Thecold war is over and many :::'ii=7:¥?:";E:i--:': crlaiaand~ theftlSOJlaol"oa-' mW~ .ctlon.. He bas vetoed almost every map' piece 01 legialalion OW' dec:1ed Congress has approVllCl. He is "out of IOUCh"with domestic and foreign policy. Icannot think of one single thing this man has done 10 improve our society. Next there is Pat Buchanan, a political ...... -... "--~ -,. ~ &ut!'O' .......... ,.J..,........ t:1vc , 0 .1I11J.. ~ \a _ OQ\.y _ m who will mt.el"l'Upt ?be 'Pft*CID'. " ... lIlIIgIUIlion. his time we nomina11C4 and elected a candidate who will at least attempt 10make this c:ounUy, and die world, a beuer place. This will not occur with Bush, Buchanan, or Cliaton as our elected leader. VOle for a change. Laissez-Faire UW-Parkside: Thanks for the memories and stuff, y'aII picked up at The Ranger News office. Unless Icome back on my knees beg· ging Chops 10 give me another Laissez Faile, I hope everything functions weD within established parameters for everyone at Parlcside. Live long and prosper. Terri has left the building. please have Club Dave in remembrance of me while playing Simon and Garfunkel songs. The WritingCentercan now bequiet without me bodlering die math lUlorS next door. And 10 DarJeen at die Women's Center, thanks for die wedding dress alterations. Who would have thought with such a baJgain dress Icould aclUally get itlO look die way Iwant it 101 JIiffW.andJoeK.,I'Dbetakinggroupie applications at The Ranger News office. (Joe,manythanks fordleMel Brooksquote) Inever thought I'd have fans. Seriously. Oh,andTomN.,gooutandbethebestdamn engineerpOssibJe. AIso,thankslOthepeople Idon'tknow forprovidingme with wonder- CuI character descriptions for SIOries IwiD wrire in die fullJre. Kudos definirely go out 10 my professors. Without diem, Iguess Iwouldn't have an education. The bribery money can be madness of what's going on in Americaand just write about what concerns me. A.tf1J'St that seemed incredibly selfish because why would anyone want 10 read what I care about? But as I received responses from my friends and neighbors,l realized that Imade at least a few people laugh or think. That's aU Iwanted 10 do. ' But what Ireally want 10 do is get on with my life like so many other college students. So next week I'll be "loading up my trockandmovingIOBever-lee"orsomewhere around there and Iwon't forget the support I've gotten from all my friends and family. I'd like 10 use this space 10 thank those involved. Now ,Iknow this is about as exciting as an acceptance speech at the Oscars so for those interested, please read on. AU others can read Gabe's Gab. I'll understand. "Each one of us bas something 10 say that Shakespeare did not because he is not one of us." .Gwendolyn Brooks rU'Sl,Ithank Mom and Dad for not only fmancing me during extremely hard times bot sticking with me until Igot a degree. Yes, it's an English degree with a writing concemrauon, but I promise it'D be worth iL To Tun Jones, we're in this life together, Thanks for a few ideas for my column, especlaily "Amazing Home Rem· edies." Next comes The RlJIlgerNews and my main man Dan"Chops"OliappeUaforokaying Laissez-Faire. If I'm going through garbage cans and fighting rats for my dinner, I'D remember you and think. yeah, maybe Iwas humorous at one time in my life and Chops let meexpress iL Fordlezest of die Ranger SllIff, you can say "I have no idea why she resigned" just (or old time's sake. To Dave and die Gang at die Library, "Don't you be satisfied 'till you dare 10 dance die tides.~ -Garth Brooks "Excuse me while Iwhip this ouL "-Mel Broolr When IflJ'Slcame 10Parkside in the fall of 1989,1 had no idea where I was beaded. Ipickedupapaperwith acolumnwrittenby aratherhumbleguynamedGabeKluka. As Iread Ithought, gee, maybe Icould have a column someday. Six months ago I got my wish and lllday, with sliD no ideaof where I' mbeaded, I write my IastLaissez-Faire in a mixture of tears and laughter (yeah, right). The original meaning of Laissez-Faire is 10 "let alone." I tried 10 let alone aU die ··Make it so." ·Caprain ]ean·Luc Picard EdiJoriDl Nou: So long Terri, we11 miss ya. Notl Tn RANGIlII NIlWS STAFF EdIlOr"~ .._•••__._ ._. .DInIelt CIliIIlPelIa IM..aanayaalnIaiEEddllllro. r__ _ _ _G.swcco.l5iHilealIlrr AsslslanU.JlYlMEdIor . Ama~ News EdItoIs. •• __ •• _._._ ••••• _._ •• l.IIeshI ... ~ PIIc1l feldInEdilclll..___ _.-JudyIlosl-..~HoIIer Ccpy EdlorI. __ •• __ •••.• _ ..llIve ChriIiIIowIId. JIickie Niles . ASapsoirsIsllrE'IdISitOpofrIsElMor ___ ••.•_•_••_•••••• __ • __ ._ _ __ T• I.lledMnAcmlrlOyNld PhdoEdilOf. _ _ .._ MikePaupale CoIumnlst OonAndmwsld,CIoY .. Cook, Shannon Corlllo,T1III Fonnoy. BI ~. GIbe KIukI, $om Manc:heIlaf, Ar6t SlIlPLIlc-Il ~Boba._w.llInnIsClne. Da'Iid Dellish.DIbbIo HI/.orson.GranI \.anon,Som Mal~. BriIn w-.e.tM""",*" JIickie NiIII, CIIig PaprocM. Nwly PIIcIl, EIIe Iu..'="18 .AnnlIlIarIaS- AIIiUIlluIInMsMlrllglr. _._ •..Jadde~ ~A~dvIIolI. ... ..... _. TIlIlIIIY.~AnMdnolwInMec.Dl.Molm. JaonWNlollwlrecll,mSlUIlI RullnIr EucullYtColllM1l8L..lllInIolo~JlickieJohnson.l.IIeoIIa .... Gwen Heller. TIId~. AnnItnnSelllDn, Seal F.SInger. University of Wisconsin-Parkside THE RANGER NEWS Member of the Associated Collegiate Press 900 Wood RaId. 1laI2lm KenoehI. WI 5314'-2lIOO EdilllriII (414) ~7 ~ (4'4) 595-2296 The hac" News 10poIbtiIbod overy Thunday during lhe muruty _. A repreoer4Sliv. IlIIIIpIe ml)' be publilllod __ ic ,.. 0","", "".lnaIla IIllI hofidoyI. wha> ............. lettas OXJftllina .imiIiar viowpoinll ore TheRanaor Nows iIwriaoa lIllIodilOd by IllldentI OCUW- recievod. Leaen III lhe Editor IhouJcI be typed end double- Parbidt, who .. IOIoIy.-plllliblo for ill oditcriII policy opoced IIllI include lhe IUlhon _ -uIoec:urity IlIIII'lbor. oad -.. end ldqlbcno ..... bIr. Leaen lIlI)'JIlllea-d 250"""" IIllI .houId be de\i¥aed IIIThe R..... News. Room wu.c D- 139C. bolon S 11ft 01\ MondI)'. Loaen Ihst do .... _Ibo oforemomionod ~ • woII • _ CCIIIlIinlng off .... ive, h'boloulorrnisloading iDronnOlion, wilt berooumod 10 lhe IUlhor 10be .. wri ..... The Rqor Newsreoervalhe right 10edi'letten for spelling end psmmar. LetIer 10 IldIIGr ......, The Raapr News .......... end invIlCI letten III lhe I!dilor. ..- diIspooina, or ....... with 11\ edilOl'ial, III1icIo, or r.- publiIhod in The Ranger News Be wolcomod.u ... mdon' viowpoinll on campus end com- Laissez-Faire UW-Parkside: Thanks for the memories and stuff, y'all "Each one of us has something to say that Shakespeare did not because he is not one of us." •Gwendolyn Brooks "Don't yoo be satisfied "till yoo dare to dance the tides • ._. -Garth Brooks "Excuse me while I whip this OUL "•Mtl Broolr.J When I first came to Parkside in the fall of 1989, l had no idea where I was beaded. I picked upa paper with a column written by aralherhumbleguynamedGabeKluka. N I read I thought, gee. maybe I could have a colwnn someday. Six month., ago I got my wish and roday. with still no idea of where l' m headed. I write my last Laissez-Faire in a mixture of tan and laughter (yeah, right). The original meaning of Laissez-Faire is to .. let alone." I lried to let alone all the madness of what's going on in America and just write about what concerns me. At first that seemed incredibly selfish because why would anyone want lo read whal I care about? But as I received responses from my friends and neighbors, I realized that I made at least a few people laugh or think. That's all I wanted lo do. But what I really want to do is get on with my life like so many other college studenlS. So next week I'll be "loading up mytruckandmovingtoBever-lee"orsomewhere around there and I won't forget the support I've gotten from all my friends and family. I'd like to use this space to thank those involved. Now, I know this is about as exciting as an acceptance speech at the Oscars so for those interested. please read on. All others can read Gabe's Gab. I'll understand. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ftrst.1 thank Mom and Dad for not only financing me during exuemely bard times but sticking with me until I got a degree. Yes. it's an English degree with a writing concentration. but I promise it'll be worth iL To TIM Jones. we•re in this life together. Thanks for a few ideas for my column. espccially .. Amazing Home Rem• edies." Next comes The Ranger News and my main man Dan "'Chops"Oiiappeuaforokay• ing Laissez-Fm. If I'm going through garbage cans and fighting ralS for my din· ner, I'll remember you and lhink. yeah, maybe I was humorous at one lime in my life and Chops let me express iL For there.st of the Ranger Slaff, you can say .. I have no idea why she resigned" just f<X" old time's sake. To Dave and the Gang Bl the Library, ANGER NEW; Member of the Associated Collegiate Press 900 Wood Rold. Bal 200Q. Kenon, WI S3141·3X>O ~ (414) 595-2287 8usinesa (-414) 595-229S The Ilana• News ia pabtilbed every Thursday durin& !he acadlmic ,-r lll,Cept OY• bnaa and holidays. The Rqer News ii wriDm and ediled by SIUdenu of UWParbid&. who IR IOlcly rwpansibla for ill editorial polq -~ Letta- to &tttar PollcJ The lllDger News aaaregea and lnvi1e1 lcucrJ IO tho SdilCr. I..Aaln diNpeinc. or a,reeing "th Ill . • lr1ide. or fea1m1 published in The R welcomed,u are ru;ien°v· 11 on mu:nity iaues. A repreK'IUlive aamp1e may be published when runcroua )clltn e.tJnNin& 1imiliar viewpoinll are n:cieved. Leaas to tho Editor ahould be typed and~ ,paced and include lhc aUlhon name. IOCul aec:uri1y awnbcr, and cdcphonemamber. Lcaalmayno&aceed250wordJ and 1howd be dtli¥cnd IO The Rqcr News, Room WU.CD- 139C, before 5 pn on Monday. Lettm lhat do not mee& Iha ..roremamonec1 requ1rancnu. • wtU • lhoN c:ianwnlna ofrcnsive,h ormislcadinainl'omwion. willberemmed author IO be n:wntten. The Rager News ruerwa lhc ed11 I for ling and &nmmar. please have Oub Dave in remembrance of me while playing Simon and Garfwt.lcel songs. The WritingCentercan now be quiet without me bothering the math tutors next door. And IO Darleen at the Women's Center, lhanks for the wedding dress alter· ations. Who would have thought with such I bargain dress I could actually get it IO look the way I want it to! JeffW. andJoeK., I' II be taking groupie applications at The Ranger News office. (Joe.many thanks for the Mel Brooksquoce) I never thought I'd have fans. Seriously. Oh,and Tom N.,gooutand be the best damn engineerposstble. AJso,thanlcstothepeople I don'tknow for providing me with wonder• ful chamcter descriptions for stories I will write in the future. Kudos definitely go out lo my profe,. sors. Withouttbem,Igues.dwouldn'thave an education. The bn"bery money can be picked up at The Rang~r News office. Unless I come back on my knees beg• ging Chops to give me another Lais.,ez Faire, I hope everything functions well within established parameters for eve,yone at Parlcside. Live Jong and prosper. Teni has left the building. .. Make it so." -Captain Jean-Luc Picard Editorial Nou: So Jong Tern, we'll mis., ya. Not! nm RANGD NEWS STA" Edltor.f...chlef ......... -.,------·---Oarielt~ ManaaingEdla, ___________ Gwe,iHa l.l)'O'iealor_,_, _______ .5cc1t5naer Atsistnl.aylMEdio, ________ , ___ Amaewt News Editors.. ... , ___ , _ , ____ ------·-----· Latesha Jude~ Patch ~Edlcn.. ________ ....JudyBoslaltar.~Helllr ~ Ecllors.... .•. , •• -------···--OM Chmilllwlld, Jackie Niles Spoils EdilOf •• . ____ , __________________ , _______ .... Ttd Mclntyra AsslslantSpo,tsEdilof_,_ ---------1.enAmold PholoEdilor. ____________ , ________ , ... MikePaupo,t Columnists .................. ,.,-.......... -DonAndrewski.Clovn Cook, Shannon Coralo.Ttrri Fo11ney, Bl Horner, CW. Kk1k1. Sam Mn:hllltr, Andy Paach Sllll,__ ___ ...&nllaAJddnal9cbe.a.sld,Omla.tll, David o.bish,Dlbbll Hllvtrson.Gtanl l.arlon,Sam Manchester, Brian MatMn,c.lNNNNrl,Jadde Nilll,Cnilg Papocll,t,AMy Patdl, a. • .::a.,... ______ .Annnns.son ~ &.... ....,, _____________ ,..JaddeJahnlon 1atJAnRtp,_.. ___ r...,,,Adaml.KrfdneMo1ne,OonnaW1111ront AdvllOrL-----.Andnlw Mc:l.eln, Jan Nowak, SIUlft Rubner EncuttveComml DanilleCNlpplla.JaddeJohnson,lMeshaJude, Heller, led McW)fl. AMamaria S.Xlon, Scoa F. Singer. TIlE RANGa Nns,Page 10 Feature Man:h 26, 1992 "Dead Again" provides supernatural weekend entertainment By CIIrIs Tlshak view a remmIaIbIc supcmatural Branagh, Andy Garcia, andEmma as he turns from history to mystery ~ted, and her liCeis ruled Feature Writer tbriI1crtbatwilllC8VC}llllguessina Thompson in a sleek romantic in this story_within-a-storyofmur- bymghU1lllriiso~thepasl Fmally, The movie that has been de- untiIthe\ICIYlastfnuncofthefi1m. lhriIIerinvolvingmurder,passion, der, love, and passion- bolh past sh~cannottakellanymoreandher scribed as"oac of the most cxcit- Tommorownighl,at1pm,}lllIC8D rcincamation,andenoughimplau- and present mmdblacksoutherenlirclllCm(ry ing mom of 1991" is coming to witness the PAB prescnllltion of sible plot twists to snare me audi- The plot of "Dead Again" is ofmepastandprcscnL Allshcbaa Ibc UW. I'latside Unioo Cinema the movie "Dead Again" 011 the cncc into me movie. Oscar-nomi- really quite unusual. A woman to work with are her nightmares. thia weekend. This Friday night UW.1'latsidc campus. nated British actor/director Ken- was murdered by her husband in The story flips from her black 8IId you will havc Ibc oppoI1UDity 10 "Dead Again" stars Kconclh IICIh Branagh shows his versatility the 1940's. Now she has been white marriage in the 40's to her life in me present as she tries to remember and cope with her life through her new friendandhypno. lisL This Friday night you will get thechancc to ask yowselfthequestion, "How many times can you die for love?" "Dead Again" will be shown in the Union Cinema on Friday, Man:h 27. TicketsareSI for UW -Parkside students and $2 for guests. So come out and caIl:b the movie that has been called "one of me most pleaswablc movies or 1991." Order YourPersonalized Graduation Announcements Today! YourName I' .~~ fI'· ~ x-.:=:~:...~.~UJ'OUf Deg"ee YourMajor ~~ l.Dokb-delIiIsiJ!PJTbodtstaE Date: March 26, 1992 Time: 10:00 am - 2:00 pm 4:00 pm • 6:00 pm Place: Bookstore Date: Man:b 26. 1992 Depcslt Required: $30.00 Time: 10:00 1ln·2:00 pn, 4:00 pm - 6:00 pm Place: Boolcslore /1\ ... C III I ell'. COl. l. I G It Ill'''' 0'" --- 51 JOSTENS Met!: \IIth)OJl' .loIb!nJ ~ lot lull detlIUIl See tlIll'aJITlplde rinlldection on diJplIy 1ll)Gll' mueae-~ .1III_trlC. ..-1.1..... ....:DO·.,..... HAVE WE GOT A SUMMER JOB FOR YOU! * Conference Desk Receptionists * Conference Assistants * Conference Maintenance Crew For more information contact the Residenc~ Life Office at Apt 4C or at 595-232012058. • APRIL 15TH _~~ c. Guidelines Continued/rom Page 3 forextending lhc probaIion period it will have to make a recommendation lhatwill bedislributedlOaII of me campuses for review. After input from the adminisuation, faculty govanance. and student governance, it would go back to me Board of Regenll for informal approval The Regents would ask their System lawym todraftabill wbich would be submiucd 10the LegisJa. tive Counsel for review. They would comment on it and reIUIII it to lhc Regents. The Regents Ihen would hold a public bearing and create a final draftoflhatbill which would men be submitU:d 10each house of the legislalure. After 30 days, if the legislative committee docs not object, it would be formally promulgaJed IS an adminislnllive policy or the University System. • THE RANGER NEWS is now accepting applicants for EDITOR for the 1992-93 academic year March 26, 1992 THIRANGnNIWI.PagelO Feature "Dead Again" provides supernatural weekend ente!1ainmetit B7 Chris Tisbak view a remarkable suprmaturaJ Branagh, Andy Garcia. and Emma as be turnS from history to mystery ~ted. and her life is ruled Feature Writer dllillerthatwillleaveyouguessing Thompson in a sleek romantic inthisstory-witbin-a-storyofmur- byrughunareso~tbepast. 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THE RANGER NEWS is now accepting applicants for EDITOR for the 1992-93 academic year Section B University of Wisconsin-Parkside r:. 0't/·.,:/ R:ki<8:, r,;: S· THURSDAY, MARCH 26,1992 .. ~,---------, SectionB Stokman strides to NCAA Championship By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor . .~ula Stokman ran away to viclofy at the NCAA DIVISIon IINational competition in the 3000 meter eventl.ast Satun!ay in Saginaw, Michigan and was not even bred. . "I feltgreat the entire race and even after the race," S31dStokman of her incredible feat, "It was not even a tough race." Stokman sprinted to a winning time of 9:47.37, four seconds in front af Michelle Nelson of Saint Cloud SL in Minnesota. The win, by far the biggest of her four year career at UW -Parkside, carne just one week following another miraculous performance at the NAJA national meet in which Stokman smashed the NAJA 3 mile record by almost 25 seconds. The meet was a great success forUW-Parksideas a team also. It was the team's first trip to the Indoor championshipsandalthough the team and coach DeWiu has a great deal of experience with national competition, the new experience was exciting for the team. Most of the meets including Stokman 's win in the 3000 m were anti-climactic as no-one seemed to challenge for the lead and the winners won by great distances. Tricia Breu, a senior finishing up a fantastic career with the Rangers running indoor and outdoor track and Cross Country, finished third in the 1500 meter race in a time of 4:34.05 setting aRangerrecord. The Rangers finished seventh in the overall team scores. Stokman's stellar performance was the biggest win of her life but still she was not impressed with her finishing time as she failed lQ achieve a personal best, "I pulled ahead with five laps to go and figured that someone would challenge. But they just fell behind and wimped out," added Stokman, r-------------=----, Spring Fling Both the men's baseball and women's softball teams completed a week long road tripinRoridalastweek. Here'salook at the results: ~ lfmtten's Softball os.J ...... 3/15 .- 3 Slippery l\ock 4 UW -P 3 3/17 Troy SL 11 UW- 10 '-.. ayne S'D.?UW-PO 3/17 UW-P 18 Kean 11 S . gfield /;VW-P 5 3/19 UW-P 10 Colgate 5 tztoWR 71AY.-P 2 3/20 Will. PatL 5 UW-P 0 UW- E. Strou urg 4 3/20 UW-P 9 Cornell 7 UW-P. Kentuc y 1 3121 Lindenwood 7UW-PO UW-P well 3121 UW-P 8 Lindenwood 0 Augustana - 2 Florida Southern 10 UW -P 1 - A WRAP-UPON WHATS INSIDE (J Not so hot The women's Softball team was just 3-7 on its Florida Spring Fling trip. B2. (J Quaruple Captains Ranger News baseball team captains, all four of them are featured in Billy Kennedy's Ranger Spotlight Collum. B4. oPaula Perfect Rangerwomen's indoor track runner Paula Stokman is the Ranger News Sports Athlete of the Week. Paula won the NCAA Dll National 3000M run last Saturday running away from the competition. B4. oScores, stats and results. Get all the important Ranger stats in the Scoreboard section. B3 oIntramural Scoreboard, B3. -' ...,...~ .. ... ~.... Rangers defeat two D-I teams in 4-5 trip By LEN ANHOLD Asst.-Sports Editor The UW-Parkside Ranger baseball squad completed it's first major road trip of the year last Sunday in Daytona Beach,F1orida. The Rangers fmished the trip with a 4-5 record, which included two victories against NCAA division I schools. The Rangers started their trip at Rollins College with a 9-3 loss at the hands of Ithaca College. The Rangers were up 3-1 until the sixth, when Ithaca tied the game. The game stayed tied until the ninth, when an error and a tired Kelly Zielinski gave up six runs as the' Stokman is a senior Ranger who red-shirled last year because of tendonitis in her right knee. It Rangers lost to head coach Pete Peerenboom's alma-matter. ·We played a great game until the ninth: said Peerenboom, "We just had- some mental lapses. • Peerenboomwasejectedfrom the oontest for arguing a very marginal call. The Rangecs look another one on the chin the following day at ValenciaC.C. with an l1-lOlossto Troy State. The Rangers were tied 3-3 in the bonom of the third when Brad Sterling-hit a towering home run to give the Rangers their last lead of the day. Troy SL scored six runs in the top of the fifth and held off a valiantcomeback by theRangers, 'r,; healed quickly and she has since been running personal best times. Stokmanqualifiedforthemeet by running a time better than 9:56 during the regular season. "It was really neat to be running in the NCAA's because I did not know I would be doing it, But winning the meet was just a great experience for me." The Rangers scored two runs in the bottom of the ninth and had the winning run at second, but couldn't get him in. Marc Thompson and Bob Hall had three RBI a piece for theRangers. PaulPhillpis got the loss. The Rangers put a ·W· on the board the following day atDaylona as the Rangersoffense exploded for an 18-11 win against Kean College. Six Rangers had multiple hil s and the as a team the Rangers SIDleeleven bases. - UW-Parksidewentup 12-2 ir the bottom of the fifth when boll benches cleared. Kean's player. See Baseball, B2. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Section B 0 R. .'Ji .. .f . .¥ \. . •. THURSDAY, MARCH 26,1992 r s Section B tokman strides to NCAA Championship CJ ot so hot Thewomen'sSoftball team was j ust 3- 7 on its Florida prin g Fling trip. B2. O Quaruple Captain Ranger News b ball team captains, all four of them featur din Billy nn dy' Ranger Spotlight Collum. B4. D PaulaP rfe t angerwomen's indo r track runner Paula Stokman i the Ranger News Sports A hi t e of the Week. Paula w n the NCAA Dil National 3 M run last Saturday running a ay from the competition. B4. D Scor, st ts and results. Get all th e impo ant anger ta in the Scoreboard section. B3 Dint S or board, BJ. By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor . .1:1ula Stolcman ran away to victory at the NCAA D1V1s1on II National competition in the 3000 me1« ev ent ~ast Saturday in Saginaw• Michigan and was not even tired. . "I felt great the entire race and even after the race." said Stokman of her incredible feaL "It was not even a lO ugh race." Stokman sprinted to a winning time of 9:47.37, four seconds in front af Michelle Nelson of Saint Cloud SL in Minnesota. The win, by far the biggest of her four year career UW-Parkside, came just one week following another miraculous perfonnance at the NAJA national meet in which Stokman smashed the NAJA 3 mile record by almost 25 seconds. The meet was a great success for UW-Parlcside as a team also. It was the team's first trip to the Indoor championships and although the team andcooch DeWiu has a great deal of experience with national competition, the new experience was exciting for the team. Most of the meets including Stokman's win in the 3000 m were anti-climactic as no-one seemed to challenge for the lead and the winners won by great distances. Tricia Breu, a senior finishing up a fantastic career with the Rangers running indoor and outdoor ttack and Cross Country, finished third in the 1500 meterraceinatimeof4:34.05settingaRangerrecord. The Rangers finished seventh in lhe overall team SC re s. Stokrnan's stellar perfonnance was the biggest win of her life but still she was not impressed with her finish ing time as she failed lO achieve a personal besL "I ed ahead with five laps to go and figured that someone would challenge, But they just fell behind and wimped out." added Stokman. 1, Alabama A&M 2. Abilene Christian (TX) . Cal State Los Angeles 4. Norfolk State 5. North Dakota State (MN) 6. St. Cloud Siate (MN) .7. UW-Park.slde 8. Cal Swee Bakersfield Stokman is a senior Ranger who red-shirted last year because of teodonitis in her right knee. It healed quickly and she has since been running personal best times. Stobnanqualified forthemeet by running a time better than 9:56 during the regular season. 0 It was really neat to be running in the NCAA 's because I did not know I would be doing iL But winning the meet was just a great experience for me." Spring Fling Rangers defeat two D-1 teams in 4-5 trip Both the men's baseball and women's softball teams completed a week long road trip inFlorida last week. Here's a look at the results: Wpteo 's Softball ----.•.J ... Slippery }\ock4 UW-P3 •-•-~yne ~Ct!} UW-P 0 3/15 - 3 3/17 Troy SL 11 UW- 10 3/17UW-P 18 Kean 11 3/19 UW-P lO Colgare 5 3/19 SL Xavier 17 UW-P 10 3/20 Will. PatL 5 UW-P 0 3/20 UW-P 9 Comell 7 3/21 Lindenwood 7 UW-P 0 3/21 UW-P 8 Lindenwood 0 S . gfield~-PS tztown 7 Tlw_-P 2 Mor d (KY) si' -P 4 UW-}(s_E. Strou urg 4 UW-P ~- Kentuc 1 UW-P'<J..owell _I) Augustana ~ 2 Florida Southern 10 UW-P 1 By LENANHOLD ~ Sports Editor The UW-Parkside Ranger baseball squad completed it's first major road lrip of the year last Sunday in Daytona Beach.Florida. The Rangers finished the aip with a 4-S record, which included two victories against NCAA divi• sion I schools. The Rangers started their trip atRollinsCollege witha9-3lossat the hands of 1thaca College. The Rangers were up 3-1 until the sixth, when Ithaca tied the game. The game stayed tied until the ninth, when an error and a tired Kelly Zielinski gave up six runs as the Rangers lost to head coach Pete Peerenboom's abna-matter. "We played a great game until the ninth," said Peerenboom, "We just had some mental lapses." Peerenboom was ejected from the contest for arguing a very marginal call. The Rangers took another one on the chin the following day at ValenciaC.C. withan 11-lOlossto Troy State. The Rangers were tied 3-3 in the bottom of the third when Brad Sterling hit a towering home run to give the Rangers their last leadoftheday. Troy SL scored six runs in the top of the fifth and held off a valiant comeback by the Rangers. The Rangers scored two nms in the bottom of the ninth and had the winning run at second, but couldn't get him in. Marc Thompson and Bob Hall had three RBI a piece f<J" the Rangers. Paul Phillpis got the lms. The Rangers put a "W" on the board the following day at Daytona as the Rangersoff ense exploded for an 18-11 win against Kean College. Six Rangers had multiple hil s and the as a team the Rangers stole eleven bases. • UW-Parlcside went up 12·2 ir the bottom of the fifth when boll benches cleared. Kean's playeu See Baseball, B2 , March 26, 1992 RA!'iGBR NEWS SPORTS. Page B2 - Ranger women not so hot inFlorida outings By CRAIG PAPROCKI Sports Writer The UW-PaJtsidc women's softball team began die season on a sour IIOle losing dleir first five games bef<re finally posIing their fast YicIory in Fbida last week. The Rangers began die season against Slippery Rock (pA.) by Iosing4-3IastSunday. TheRang· en IIIlIIIlIPd IlII1y S hits. J_ Esselman gaw up 10 hilS in die Joss. LaIcr Sunday, !he RaDgcn played Wayrre Slale (Micb.) and 1osI9-o. Wayue Stale 8CCRCI S in the sixth inning 10 put die game away as UW ·Parbidc failed 10get a bit in the game. Pitcher NaIa1ie Xruizcnga took die loss fcJr die Rangers. UW-PaJtside blew two \eads on Monday on their way 10 two more losses. Against Springfield, The Rangers led 4-0 in die flISt inning before bowing out 60S. Esselman took die loss dropping her record to 0·2. Against Kutztown, UW -Parkside were leading 2-0 before giving up seven runs in die second inning en IOUte lOa 7·2 loss. Kruizenga lost, dr0pping her record 10 0-2- The Rangen conlinued ilS lImd by losing Ihcit fifth strsight on Tuesday 10 Morehead (Ky.) by a score of S-4. UW-PaJtsidc was losing 4-0 in die game, but came back 10lie the game thanks lOa two run single, by Rachel Sielaff. in die lqI oldie sevenlh inning. However, Morehead won Ihe game in !beir half of the sevenlh inning. UW-Parkside managed 10put a 1 in the win column by beating East Stroudsburg (Pa.) in a tiebreaker on Tuesday. Tanya BerIOg singled in !be winning run, and Michelle Kerkman homered 10 pace Ihe Rangen 10 a S-4 win. Kruizenga won 10boost herrecord 10 1·2. The Rangers had a day off on Wednesday before playing North· emKentuckyonThursday. Shelley Stroik pitched a four-hitter helping the Rangers 10 a 3-1 victory. In their second game, on Thursday. UW-Parkside beat Lowell (Mass.) 7-0 behind a no-hitter pitched by Esselman (1-2). Esselman struck outfourand wal1cednone,andlanet Rangers get victories over D-I Colgate, Cornell _ upset over a Bob Halllaktout slide at second base, words _ mchanpd but no JIlIIICbcs _ throwL The sIidc obviously woke up die boys from ICeaD, as they SCOftld Dine ,.. in Ibe _t three inninga. The Rqas didD't SlOp scor· ing however. Ia11ying mlUllS in Ihe sixIh, aeventh and elgblb In- Dings. FoarRqashaddulleRBJ pmea IIIll CCIIW.fieIder Dominic DeIrose_ahomerun away from IIitlin& for die c:yc:1e. The Ragas got Iheir first die visioa J victoIy with a Io-S trio umph over Colgate University Man:h 19. MikeCaccioppo,pitch- . ing his first ever collegiale pille, threwseveninnings,givinguponly two runs 10 earn !he victory. Daw Coughlin's Ihird inning doublekeyedasixrunRangcrra1ly as they took die lead fcJr good. Delrose and Greg Green eIICh went 3·S and had three and two steals, respectively; - - "Caccioppo reaDy bnttIed for US," said Peereoboom, "He did a m•ce job"• LaIcr Ibal day. !he Rangers were handed at 17·10 loss at die hands of SL Xavier. The Rangers were down 13-4 before sccring six runs in !hecighlh 10bring the score 1013-10. SLXavicranaweredwith four runs in the boUom ol thnt inning however. and Ihe Rangers lost 17·10. UW-PaIbide Ihrew six pitchenatSL XavicrbeforebowingouL Brad Sterling homered for the Rangers and DebosebeIted a twonm tripIc. Tho next day at Daytona Beach, !he Rangers _ shulOUt by alOUghIeft-banderandWilliam PaIterson s-o. Daw Coug1I1in bad two hilS andPauiPbillipspill:hedninetoogh innings, giving up only one earned run, striIdnS out seven. The Rangers redeemed them· selves later in Ihe day, scoring a 9· 7 viclllr)' against division 1 foe CorneD University. TheRangenaeoredsixrunsin !he second inning and held off seVe eral CorneD comebacks 10 get the -win.Man:Thompson went3-4 with two runs aeored and DeJrose and Sterling had Ihree RBI's each. KellyZie1insldllOlChedasolid performance, giving up six runs in six innings. Mark Crandall gonbe save, allowing one hit in three innings of work. Saturday and Sunday featured !heRangers at Ormond Beach fora two game series wiIh Lindenwood College. The Rangers were shulOUt in the flJ'Sl game 7-0. The Rangers managed only two hits and had only four runnen reach base on die aftanoon. The following day. !he Rang. en oblidged Lindenwood wilh a shulOut of Iheir own. Outfielder ~.~ 'ea ScottFlctcher,pitching for!he sec· ond lime of his career, pill:hed a fOllfhiuerandstruekoutninc. Ron Billsand DcIroseeach went2-3 for !he Rangers. DeJrose also stole three bases for !he Rangers. Peetenboom wasejected in die second for arguing a call. Overall, first year coech Pete Peereoboom was pleased with die trip. "Vie still have 10 put evay· thingtogelherphysicallyandmentally" said ~n:nboom. "but 1 think we proved thnt we can com. pete willi anyone." Mikulski hit a two-run homenm in the victory. The Rangers had their work cut out for them on Saturday as they had 10 play bolh the NCAA Division ndefending champs, and thesecond ran1ced team in !hecoun· try on !he same day. . UW-Parkside managed only three hits against Augustana in a 9- 2 loss. The loss dropped Slroik's record 10 1-2. bater in the day, the Rangers SBwtheirrecord slip 103·7 in a 10- 1 loss IOFiorida Southem,thenum· ber two team in Ihe country. UW-Parkside managed only two hits, and Kruizenga's record -dropped 10 1-3. Pitcher JeaJlDe Esse1mea tossed a no-hitter against Lowell,Mass.ina7.()Rangcr victory. ACK IME 3700 Meachem Road, Racine SS4-969S THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT EWw:in& • $3.00 Pitchers • $1.00 Doctor McGillicudy's Shots • $1.00 Can's of Miller G.D. Lite • .50¢ Cactus Juice Shots ·NOCOVER!! • Racine and Kenosha's Best Dance Jam's with UW-P's Len Anhold. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil ==You'v=e Trie=d the Rest, NflW Stay With the Bell! ~RAN~G~KR~N~EWS~!S~PO~R~TS~, Pa~g~e B~2~ ________________________________ M...;.arcb.;;.:::,:,:26:.:_, l!,!:~ Ranger women not so hot in Florida outings By CRAIG PAPROCKI Sports Writer The OW-Parkside women's softball team began the season on a sour noac losing their first five games bef<re finally posting their rust victory in Fbida 1am wcet. The Rangers began the season against Slippery Rock (PA.) by bing4-3 lastSunday. 1beRangen manapd only S hits. Jeanne Esselman gave up 10 bits in the loss. Lala' Sunday, the Rangers played Wayne Stare (Mich.) and lost 9-0. Wa~ Sl8le 9COl'Cd Sin the sixth irming 10 put the game away u UW-Partside failed 10 Fl I hit in the game. Pitcher .Nalalie Knm.enp root die Joss f(I' the Rangezs, UW-Parkside blew two leads on Monday on their way to two more losses. Agaimt Springfield, The Rangers led 4-0 in the first inning before bowing out 6-5. Esselman rook the km dropping her record to 0-2. Against Kutztown, UW-Parkside were leading 2-0 before giving up seven nms in the second inning en route 10a 7-2 loss. Knmenga lost. dropping her record to 0-2. The Rangers continued ics bend by losing their fifth straight an Tuesday to Mon:head (Ky.) by a score of S-4. UW-Parkside wu losing 4-0 in the game, but c:amc back to tie the game lhanb toa two run single, by Rachel Sielaff, in the rop of the seventh inning. How- BaseJ>all - continued from Bl ever, Morehead won the game in their half of the seventh inning. UW-Palkside managed to put a 1 in the win column by beating East Stroudsburg (Pa.) in a tiebreaker on Tuesday. Tanya Bmog singled in the winning run, and Michelle Kemnan homered to pace the Rangers 10 a S-4 win. Kruizenga won to boost her record to 1-2, The Rangers had a day off on Wednesday before playing Northern Kentucky on Thursday. Shelley Stroik pitched a four-hitter helping the Rangers to a 3-1 victory, In their second game, on Thursday, UW-Parlcside beat Lowell (Mass.) 7-0 behind a no-hiuu pitched by Esselman (1·2). Esselman struck outfourandwalkednone,andJanet Rangers get victories over D- I Colgate, Cornell w= upset over a Bob Hall takeout slide at secand base. words wcre excbanged but no pancbea were thrown. The slide obviously woke up die boys from Kan. as Ibey a:on,d nine ram iD Ibo next dneinninp, 1be Raacm didn'I IIC>p IC«• in& however, lal1yins six nms in die sixlh. lCvcntb and cigbdl innings. Fourltangrnbad duecRBI pmes llld~-ficlder Doarimc DdrolewasabomelUft away from biUiQg for die cycle. The Raagm got their fimdj. vision I vie1ory wi1b a 10-S uiumph over Colgate University Man:h 19. MiteCaccioppo,pilcbing his first ever collegiate game, threwseveninnings.givingaponly two rum 10 earn the victory. Dave Coughlin's lhint iming doubleteyedasix nmRanprrally as they toot die lead for good. Dehose and Greg Green each went 3-5 and had three and two steals. respectively~ - - "Caccioppo rally battled fClf us," said Peerenboom, '1le did a . job" lllCe • Later tbal day, die Rangers wem handed al 17-10 loss ll &be bands of SL Xavier. The Rangers were down 13-4 before sccring six runs in the eighth 10 bring the score to 13-10. SLXavietansweredwith four runs in the boUom of that inning however, and she Rangers lost 17-10. UW•Partsidc threw six pilCbersatSL Xavicrbeforebowingout. Brad Sterling homered for the Rangers and Delrosebelt.ed a twonm lriplc. The next day at Daytona Beach, the Rangers were shurout by a tough le.ft-hander and William Patterson S-0. Dave Coughlirl bad two hits andPaulPbillipspidledninerough innings, giving up only one earned run. sttildn1 out seven. The Rangers redeemed themselves 1atcr in the day, sccring a 9- 7 vic10ry agains& division I foe Cornell University. 1beRangersacoredsixnmsin the second inning and held off sevaal Cornell comebacks to get the ·wm.Man:Thompsonwent3-4with two runs 9COl"ed and Debose and Sterling had three RBrs each. Kelly Zielinski notchedasolid performance. giving up six runs in six innings. Mark Crandall got the save. allowing one hit in lhree innings of work. Saturday and Sunday feanucd the Rangers at Ormond Beach fora two game series with Lindenwood College. The Rangers were shutout in the first game 7-0. The Rangers managed only two bits and had anly fourlWlDCISreacb t,a,eon die aftanoon. The following day, the Rangers oblidged Lindcnwood with a shurout of their own. Outfielder I l Scott Fletcher, pitching for Ille second time of his career, pitched a four hitter and struck out nine. Ron BillsandDelroseeach went2-3 for the Rangers. Deb-ose also stole three bas for the Rangers. Pemnboom waseject.ed in die second for arguins a call. Overall, first year coach Pele Peacnboom was pleased with the trip. "'We still have 10 put everydung together physically and mentally," said Peerenboom, "but I think we proved that we can comJICIC with anyone.• Milwlski hit a two-nm homerun in &he victory. The Rangers had their work cut out for them on Saturday as they had to play both &he NCAA Division D defending champs, and lhesecond ranked r.eam inthecoun• try on the same day. ' UW-Parkside managed only duee hits against Augustana in a 9- 2 loss. The loss dropped Saoik's record IO 1-2. Later in the day, the Rangers saw their recod slip to 3-7 in a 10- 1 loss toFlorida Southem, thenwnber two team in the country. UW-Parkside managed only two hits, and Kruiz.enga' s record dropped 10 1-3. Pitcher Jeanne F.sselmen tossed a no-hitter against Lowell, Mass. in a 7-0Ranger victory. ACK IME 3700 Meachem Road, Racine 554-9695 THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT Featurin& • $3.00 Pitchers • $1.00 Doctor McGillicudy's Shots • $1.00 Can's of Miller G.D. Lite • .50¢ Cactus Juice Shots •NO COVER!! • Racine and Kenosha's Best Dance Jam's with UW-P's LenAnhold. You've Tried the Rest, Now Stay With the Bat! - NBws SPOIlTS. Page SCOREBOARD March 26. 1992 Wheelchair Basketball o For further information contact Gary Nephew, Len Anhold or Jim Koch or stop in the Ranger News Office INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL UW-Whitewater vs. UW-Parkside Intramural All Stars o Friday April 10, 1992 at Phys. Ed. Building Iastem Division r.. IIoDYWIlOd lanya- FoatPlo, lM.D. IliDUaIY Ildcee- Westem Division D~ W L PeL GB W L ". PA 5 0 1.000 0 0 399 255 4 1 0.800 1.0 0 0 3.55 300 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 369 331 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 308 3S4 3 3 O.soo 2.S 0 0 361 381 2 4 0.333 4.5 0 0 3'10 366 ~ r.. w L I'd. GB W L ". PA .P.ao.B.inII 5 0 1.000 0 0 304 257 4 2 0.667 1.5 0 0 338 331 ::::rfIDm Biscayne 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 301 279 P-NoCut 2 3 DADO 3.0 0 0 426 436 \Ie Irnpnwed 0 5 0.000 5.0 0 0 262 sn ~.:=. 0 6 0.000 5.5 0 0 357 453 0 6 0.000 5.5 0 0 348 381 ........ r CllIZ4In Reoullll '1\IeSda, 03131192 SdMdule Iodlloye 6IJoioo e-61 6:OOC Hollywood VI. Jak:c Crew a.a.A..... ;U'" 73 W. Jn1provcd 3' 7:1lOC ReaDy _ VI. W. Jmprovcd IliD UIIY611be \Ioyz $8 7:00 The Boyz VI. Rave :::::" P 105 FauI \'by 94 8:1lOC Foul \'by VI. PIo \IlrdI a- 84 PIo Bini. 48 8:00 SliII tla!y Vl.1Iad BoyI ttxx:.T1t_,03IUM Sdlcdule nl1lnda, 04I02I9Z Sdlcdule I\oIIywood VI. s.M.D. 6:00 Hollywood ... Slnight P·No CuI 7:::1lcOCSIiII tillY VI. Rav. 7:1lOC ReaDy R........ •The Boyz FoIl! Play VI. w. Impovcd 7:00 Jak:c Crew ... s.M.D. Bod \Ioyz VI. Slnighl P 8:1lOC Bad Boy. v.. W.lmpJO¥cd ~ Pro \IinIs v••CwPa Annadiloa 8:00 SliIIos\y v•• Fool Play I.NTRAMURAL CORNER Due to computer failure, Intramural Stats will be available next week. Thank you RANGER NEWS SPORTS STAFF Aerobic Exercize Ifyou want 10participate in a step class here at uw-PllIkside. 8ign below and return 10 Dawn Pulley. Oass will be Tuesday andThursdaYal4:15. Stepswillcosl$2S.00($22atSam'sOub plus $3.00 10 build it up 4 more incbes). We will store steps here at school. Ten must sign up 10have \he class and five mush show up each time 10continue having \he class. Money is due by this Thursday ifwe want 10begin on Monday. Basketball PI>st spring break action is heating up and \he playoffs are right around the comer. In a battle of 6-1 teams. \he Really Rottens pounded the Pro Birds 84-48. Matt Koehler scored 31 points and Ben Biedzdricki netted 20. OJad Kawcynzski and Steve 1'ureknetted 14 each for \he Birds. Straight P-No Cut got back on track wi\h a 105-94 win againsl Foul Play. Joe Martino scored 35 and Wes Croft 24 for Straight P. and Ryan Powers had 31 for Foul Play. StillUglydefeatedTheBoyz61-58behindTIDlKoleno's 19 poin1s. Joe Vandelboffscored 18 for \he Boyz. The Charging Annadillos stayed hot, rolling 10 a 73-35 WCl!oryover We Improved.Jay Rueth and Steve Dahl scored 24 eachfor\he Annadillos. Rob Seidl scored 13 forWe Improved. The Bad Boys from Biscayne battled \heir way 10a 66-61 win against the Juice Crew. Kevin "The SIUd" Lazarski and Chris Roggeman led \he Bad Boys with 13 points a piece. Chad Boerner scored 26 for \he crew. Hollywood looks 10keep it's perfect record intact IODighias they battle Albert Vasquez and S.M.D. Look for complelly updated stalS and scoring leaders next week in \he Ranger News. Due 10 a computer failure, \he statistics were lost and will be restored next week. Questions? 595·2287 or 595-2267 1M VOLLEYBALL 1M FLOOR HOCKEY Standlngs lIS oJOJIZ619Z W L GB GFGA 3 0 - 218 3 1 0.5 1814 1 22.01318 122.0812 Standings lIS oJOJIZ6192 W L GB 5 1 4 2 1.0 3 3 2.0 o 6 5.0 T_ Hawks Grapplers Pis Doss PSE Team Six Pack Uoorcrs Plungers 454's Tuesday \l3I1olIf% Resul1s Plullsen <!of 454'. Six PackdefHoolas SllIIday 13101 ResulIB Onpplell 5 Pia Dop 4 PSE 3 KiIJer AncadDe 0 (Corfiet) SllIIday I4o'll5In PIayoIrI BeaJ8 4..00 0rappIen'" Pia Do.. 5:00 Hawks VI. PSE .j I , I Taesday 03I311ln P1eyolrl Jle&bt 8:00 Pbma<n VI. Hoolas Bye: Six Pack Tuesday 04/071'». Championship Game 8:00 Six pack ¥s. PbmgerslHootm , 'W'mner Cbamploasblp Game Date '" TIIIIO TBA SCOREBOARD Wheelchair Basketball UW-Whitew fer vs. UW-Parks ·de lntram ral All Stars D Friday April 10, 1992 at Phys. d. Building • For further ·nror ation contac Gary Nephew, Len Anhold or Jim Koch or stop in the Ranger News Office INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL F.astern Division Dlvlllca Due to ,_ L ct. GB w L .. PA Bollywaod 5 0 1.000 0 0 399 255 leaoyROlllnl 4 l 0.800 1.0 0 0 355 300 computer PoalPlaJ 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 369 331 lM.D. 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 308 354 failure, lliDUgly 3 3 o.soo 2.S 0 0 361 381 lliceem, 2 4 0.333 4.S 0 0 310 366 Western Division Intramural DMIIGa Stats will be ,_ w L Pct. GB w L ff PA hlBinll 5 0 1.000 - 0 0 304 257 ... 4 2 0.667 l.S 0 0 338 331 available ::::- from Biscayne 3 2 0.600 2.0 0 0 301 279 II P-NoCut 1 3 0.400 3.0 0 0 426 436 •lmpn,vect 0 s 0.000 5.0 0 0 262 377 next week. ~~ 0 6 0.000 5.S 0 0 357 453 0 6 0.000 5.S 0 0 348 381 lad TINlda7 CI.Vl02 Results Tue,daJ aJIJJ/92 Sdaed* Bo,a 61Jaice Crew 61 6:00C HoDywood \II. Mee~ Thank you ~ Annadilb 73 We Improved 3S 7:00C Really Rouem n. We Jsnpoved ~&ly 61 The Boyi SI 7:00 The Boyz vs. Rave P JOS Foul P!ay 94 l:OOC Fcu1 Play vs. Flo Bildl a..riy RClllall 14 Pro Bird• 48 1:00 Slill UalY vs. Bid Boyt llXK:, Tt,urwJay03ilffl Sdledule T1111rtda7 04I02l9Z Sclledule RANGER NEWS 7 Hollywood vs. 5.M.l), 6.-00 Hollywoocf vs. Slmghl P-No Cul illlC SliU Ugly vs. Rave 7:00C Really Rouem vs. The Boyz SPORTS STAFF 7:00 Foal Play vs. We Improved 7:00 Juice Qtlw YI, s.M.D, ::C Bad eo,.w.Slnight P g;O()C Bad Boy• vs. We ImproYccl Jin» Binla vs. CwJinl Annadilol 8:00 Slill ugly v • Foul Play March26, 1992 INTRAMURAL CORNER Aerobic Exercize If you want to participate in a step class here at UW-Parksidc, sign below and return to Dawn Pulley. Oass will be Tuesday andThwsdayat4:1S. Stepswillcost$25.00{$22atSam's0ub plus $3.00 to build it up 4 more inches). We will store sreps here at school. Ten must sign up to have the class and five mush show up each time to continue having the class. Money is due by this Thursday if we want to begin on Monday. Basketball Post spring break action is heating up and the playoffs are right around the comer. In a battle of 6-1 teams, the Really Rottens pounded the Pro Biros 8448. Man Koehler scored 3 J points and Ben Biedzdricki netted 20. Olad Kawcynzski and Steve Turek netted 14 each for the Birds. Sttaight P-No Cut got back on track with a 10S-94 win against Foul Ptay. Joe Martino scored 35 and Wes Croft 24 for Straight P, and Ryan Powers had 31 for Foul Ptay. Still Ugly defeated 1beBoyz6J-58 behind Tun Koleno's 19 points. Joe Vanderhoff scored 18 for 1he Boyz. The Otarging Annadillos stayed bot. rolling u, a 73-35 'lic.tory over We Improved.Jay Roeth and Steve Dahl scored 24 cachfortheAnnadillos. RobSeidlscored 13forWelmproved. The Bad Boys from Biscayne battled their way u, a 66-61 win against lhe Juice Crew. Kevin "The Stud" Lazarski and Chris Roggeman led the Bad Boys with 13 points apiece. Chad Boemer scored 26 for the crew. Hollywood looks to keep it's perfect KCOnl intact tonight as they battle Albert Vasquez and S.M.D. Look for completly updated stats and scoring leaders next week in the Ranger News. Due to a computer failure, the statistics were lost and will be restored next week. Questions? 595-2287 or 595-2267 IM VOLLEYBALL Standings tu of 03126/92 Team Six Pack Hoorers Plungers 4S4's W L GB S l 4 2 1.0 3 3 2.0 0 6 s.o Tuesday G3ll4Jn Results Pbmgm def 4'4'• Six Pack def Jloolm TaadaJ 131.UM Playoff• Begin 8:00 Plunacn vs. Hooter• Bye: SixPack Tuesday 04/07/'11. Championship Game 8:00 Six pack vs. Phmgers/Hoorers . W-umer IM FLOOR HOCKEY Standlnp tu o/03/26/9Z T,.. Hawts Grapplas Pig Dogs PSS W L GB GFGA 3 0 - 218 3 l 0.5 18 14 1 2 2.0 13 18 I 2 2.0 8 12 Sunday 1310l RelUJts Onpplcn 5 Pl& Dop 4 PSE 3 KiJJer A-nadol O (Corfiet) SadayM'ISM Playoff• .... 4:00 Or~.._ Pig Dogs 5:00 Hawks~ PSB Clwnplomblp Game Date & Tune TBA .... RANGIlII NEWS SPORTS, PageB4 Man:h26,1992 - Ranger quartet to supply punch, leadership in '92 ~~~:.i:.l:llll_••• m..': is1uniorDominicDeirose. Delroso Hit?'? ,..,.·.,.?t, """"',i)]illJ"'" '""""",'.'""""""""".,..... , possesses great speed and therefore was awarded centerfield honors 10 go along with the lead off hiltec. After batting around the .310 clip last year, DeIrose is looking 10 steal more bases and improve his on base percentage. This will be Delrose's first college season in centerfield and it is safe to say that the Rangers are looking forward to the play of the 10liet, Illinois producL The team's bestathlete and all around bIIlI player rounds out the captains. Marc Thompson will be playing shortstop for the Rangers. Thompson, who also hai1s from 10liet,hasatremendousworkethic, a' quick \lat, and a strong arm to boac. Thompson has set high goals for this year's team. He feels they have the potential to win 3~ games this year. Thompson says this is possible because "our pitching, defense, and hitting compliment each other very well.· Thompson hit .300 last year and WlIIIlS to improve upon 1hal, and possibly hit the .400 mark. With a new coach and a fearsome foursome as captains, the RangersarcYtKyoplimistic on having a gmdc "A· season. The Ranger News - .9l.tfifeteof tfie Wee/( Stokman spectacular inNCAA's Unbelievable, incredible, outstanding, tremendous what other words ofpaisetou1dweusetodcscribethetopnotch, 'A'numberone,excellent performance of late by Ranger Women's track team member Paula Stokman. As you may, or may not allCady have read, Paula is the talk of the campus after wintting the NCAA Dn 3000m National meet in Saginaw Michigan last week. Stokman ran away from the competition and inlO victory lane with a timeof9:41 winning in more than four seconds Over the nearestcompetitor. As if one National Competition is not enough 10win, Paula lW:O ran awaywitbtheNAlANationaIcompetitiontwowceksagointhetbreemDe race. Stokmanshattered theNAlArccordwith atimeofl6:04 beating the old record of 16:31. She ran the meet at such a tonid pace !bat some of the tournament officialsand hercoach, Mike DeWitt, thought sbe had not run enough laps andPaulahad 10jwnp out and run one more. But she had run enough and won the meet. Paula, a senior business major who attended SL 10seph high school in Kenosha, was a red-shin last track season witb tendonitis in her right knee. Since sberetumed she has been running personal bests in a1mostall of her races. Ifyou see Paulain the halls and stop IOcongratulate her be sure 10ask her her name first because sbe has an identical twin, Ann, CongratsandhatsofflOPaulaStokmanoftbeUW-ParksideWomen's indoorlnlck team, you are theRllnger News Sports Atbleteofthe Week. Ranger Spotlight by Bill Kennedy The UW-Parkside Rangers Baseball team has already laken the field for its spring season. The test that they face for tberestoftbe season will undoubtedly be a lOugh one. Coach Peter Peeremboom is relying on four players 10 supply some answersand tbey just happen to be the co-captains: Dave Coughlin, Bob Hall, Dominic Delrose, and Mark Thompson. Coughlin, aGreen Bay native, will piayrightfieldand willbeaskcd 10give some power to the Rangers . line-up. Coughlin, who spent most oflastyearasadesignatedhiltec,is probablytheteam'smostpowerful hittec. The 22 year-oldSophomore feels that this year's teamhas"great potential and is very motivated 10 win." Leftfieldwillseearegularface throughout this season. Hall, who split time with Coughlin last season, will bea regular starter for the first time in 1992. One of four capI8ins, Hall will be looked 10fer senior leadersbip as well as entbusIasm_ Hall brings 10 the team a YtKy positive attitude and the ability to motivate teammates. "Being pn:pared to win some of the major factorl that faces this team: according 10Hall. "Last ~'Ileam , .. Go Fly A Kile Day. Major Hometown Twin Sister April 1st Enter III' kite contest bJ WIn a ..... 1 Indulge In our WlndV Special Put some Wind In JOur salls . Get outside and enjoY sprIngl Business Kenosha Ann ~=~~:;;;~~=====~i:::::::::!::::::::!:::!:!:!::!'=' Ii:=' ';':',;,''';'';'' .;,.; .... ,;,. ",' ;":' ':';'';;' ';;" ;.:' ':";-":".;.' :..:' ':':".:,;'~' :.:' -:! ••. 1., ••.•••••••..••••••••• March 26, 1992 Ranger Spotlight by Bill Kennedy The UW-Parkside Rangers Baseball team has already laken the field for its spring season. The test that they face for the rest of the season will undoubtedly be a tough one. Coach Petel Peeremboom is relying on four players to supply some answers and they just happen to be the co-captains: Dave Coughlin, Bob Hall, Dominic Delrose. and Mark Thompson. Coughlin. a Green Bay native. willpiayrighlfieldandwillbeaskcd to give some power to the Rangers line-up. Coughlin. who spent most of last year as a designaled hiaer. is probably the team's most powerful biaer. The22year-oldSophomore feels that this year's team has"great polential and is very motivated to win." Left.field will see a regular face throughout this season. Hall. who split time with Coughlin last sea• son. will be a regular stana" for the first time in 1992. One of four caplains, Hall will be looked to for senior leadership as well as enthusiasm. Hall brings IO the team a vt:f'J positive attitude and the abil· ity to motivate teammates. "Being prepared to win some of the major facron that faces this aeam: according to Hall. "Last year's tieam was not prepared to win and that . was a big reason fer our disappointing 17-14 record." The third of the four caplains isJuniorDominicDelrose. Dehoso ~ great speed and tbezefore was awarded centerfield honors to go along with the lead off hitter. After batting around &he .370 clip last year, Delrose is looking to steal more bases and improve his on base percentage. This will be Delrose's first college season in centerfield and it is safe to say that the Rangers are looking forward to lhe play of che Jolie&, Illinois producL The team's best atbJeteand all around ball playei- rounds out rho captains. Marc Thompson will be playing shortstop for the Rangers. Thompson, who also hails from Joliet.hasacremendousworketbic. a· quick bat. and a strong arm to boot. Thompson has set high goals for this year's team. He feels they have the potential to win 35-40 games this year. Thompson says this is possil>le because "our pi re bing, defense, and hitting compliment each other very well." Thompson hit .300 last year and wants to improve upon that. and pombly hit lhe .400 mark. With a new coach and a fearsome foursome as captains, the Rangersareveryoptimisticon having a grade'° A" season. ~gercap~~ (from.lefftt>tjght) · BobHalJ. , Dave .Coughlin, DominicDelrosc and Marc ·nonipson wilfμse :, their.: .. talent .. and e~ence to anchor th~ squad this season. Toe, ·foursorn~ is curreqtly battjng a: combined .310 (50 for 159) and have a combined 29 steals. Delrose le?ds the tea~ in hits~ ~t bats and total bases, while Coughlin leads in runs,rbi'sand .s~ea.ts: :_._ The Ral)gers play ili.is .: :w~kend at Rockforq. lllin·ois. ,, ::- . :-: '· .. :,. . . .::::,.:,;=;:;,::;:: :·: .· . ·• ,• .. , . . . . : .,, . -·•.,,, .::1~=,,,·,<,,1i@rn\:. rlsPholl> b MiuP, The Ranger News - J1ltfifete of tfie 'WeeK. Stokman spectacular in NCAA's Unbelievable, incredible, oulSlaDding. tremendous what Olher words of paisecould we use to describe the top notch,• A' number one. excellent performance of late by Ranger Women's track team memb« Paula Stokman. As you may, or may not already have read. Paula is the talk of the campus after winning the NCAA Dll 3000m National meet in Saginaw Michigan Jan week. Stokman ran away from the compctilion and into victory Jane with a lime of 9:47 winning in more than four seconds ovei-lhe nearestcompctiUlr. As if one National Compclition is not enough to win, Paula a!.."O ran away with lheNAIANationalcompctition two weeks ago in the three mile race. Stobnan shattered theNAlArecard with a lime of 16:04 beating the old record of 16:31. She ran lhe meet at such a torrid pace that some of theroumamcntofficialsandhercoach.MikeDeWitt,thoughtshehadnoc run enough laps and Paula had to jwnp out and run one more. But she bad run enough and W(lll the meet. Paula. a senior business major who attended SL Joseph high school in Kenosha. was a red-shin last uacJc season with tendonitis in her right knee. Since shelClUnledsho has been runningpe,sonal bests in ahnostall of her races. If you sec Paula in the halls and stop tocongratulateherbesure to ask her her name first because she bas an identical twin, Ann. Congratsandbatsoff roPaulaStoJananof the UW-Parkside Women"s indoor track team, you arc lheRanger News Sports Athlete of the Week. Major Hometown Twin Sister Business Kenosha Ann April 1st Go fly A Kite Dav Enler OIi kite COldesl ID Win a tree ldlll lndlllge In our Wlndf Special Put some Wind 1n JOUr sails Get Outside and enjay __ , ===========8 26.1992 i·······IIIi·~ Attention Student Leaders: "IP ...., ........ I"arbilk '1111, . SPRING LEADERSHIP SERIES MOTIVATION April Ist, 3:30pm, Union 104 Motivate your organization wallflowers into bouquets. This session will discuss motivational strategies and allow for an exchange of motivational tips from other organizations. CREATIVITY IN EVENT PLANNING AND PROMOTION April 7th, 3:30pm, Union 104 Participants will leave this workshop thinking and acting more creatively. Discover new and exciting ideas for campus programs! Learn unique and innovative promotion to publicize your events. Mark your calendars for upcoming sessions! MARKETING YOUR STUDENT ORGANIZATION EXPERIENCE DURING YOUR JOB SEARCH April22nd, 3:30pm, Union 104 IBUY ONE : IGET ONE : I for only : I ~~~i• Get a regular six inch : for only 59( when • you buy one of equal • at greater value. • u.M 1off« por coupon. • OO-expim April 3. \992 • I • I Supporting • IHealthy Lifestyles : I • I • INaIth 3?O(,.3Olh Ave. 652-1717 • ISouth 37t9-8Otlt St. 694-1404' I • I • I • I • i ! I • I • I· . • ..~•••• ~••• .I PASSING THE GAVEL: THE TRANSITION OF LEADERS Monday, May 4th, 12noon, Vnion 104 This series is open to all UW·Parkside students. For further information please call 595-2278. Thursday NigM is UW·Par!si~~N~hH $2.00 $1.00 $1.00 $5.00 Featuring: Pitchers of Lite or Genuine Draft on Tap Shots of Dr. McGillicuddy's Shots of Citron, try a Lemon Drop Pitchers of shots Try a Killer Koolaide Cotton Candy Grinch Voyage or more 6214 Washington Avenue • Racine 886-1906 ANN~OiUNCIN:G! DINING SERVlCE HOU:RS CHAN'GE! Union Dining room: Mon - Thurs: 7:30am to 2pm and 4:45pm to 7pm Fri: 7:30am to 2pm Union Square: Mon - Thurs: 11arn to IOpm Fri: llam to 2:30pm and 4:30pm \07pm Union Deli: All hours remain the same except it is now open Sat. evening 5pm to 6pm WLLC Coffee Shoppe: . Mon. Thurs: 7:30am to 6:30pm I I I \ I II 26.1992 , ...... .... .. IBUYO E I I GET ONE I I I I I for only I I I I I I . . h I a ar six me I for only 59t when • buy one of equal I greater valu . I 1 o&r .,. coupon. • 0trer . April 3, 1991 I I Suppo . g I Healthy Lifestyles ; I ~ 11th A 662- 117 I 694-t • I I I I I I I I I La l--'-.# I , ............. Attention Student Leaders: \ll D '-'-• .... 'I It I I SPRING LEADERSHIP SERIES MOTIVATION . Ap ril 1st, 3:30pm, Union 104 Mo~vate ~our o~g~tion wallflowers into bouquets. ThlS sess10n wi ll discuss motivational strategies and allow for an exchange of motivational tips from other organizations. CREATI IN EVENT PLANN·ING AND PROMOTION April 7th, 3:30pm, Union 104 Participants will leave this workshop thinking and acting more creatively. Discover new and exciting ideas for campus programs! Learn unique and innovative promotion to publicize your events. Mark your calendars for upcoming s~ions! MARKE TING YOUR STUDENT ORGANIZATION EXPERIENCE DURING YOUR JOB SEARCH April 22nd, 3:30pm, Union 104 PA SSING THE GAVEL: THE T SITION OF LEADERS Monda y, May 4th, 12noon, lJnion 104 This series is open to all UW-Parkside students. For further information please call 595-2278. ~~'li15 • • • • • • • • • • • • • . . . . ·. . .. Thursday Night is UW-Parksid.e Night! Featuring: $2.00 Pitchers of Lite or Genuine Drafton Tap $1. 00 Shots of Dr. McGillicuddy's $1. 00 Shots of Citron, try a Lemon Drop $ 5 .C>O Pitchers of shots Try a Killer Koolaide Cotton Candy Grinch Voyage or more 6214 Washington Avenue• Racine 886-1906 ANNO iUNCING! DINING SERVI.CE HOU~RS CHAN.GE! Union Dining room: Mon - Thurs: 7:30am to 2pm and 4:45pm to 7pm Fri: 7:30am to 2pm Union Square: Mon - Thurs: 11am to 10pm Fri: 11am to 2:30pm and 4:30pm to 7pm Union Deli: All hours remain the same except it is now open Sal evening 5pm to 6pm WLLC Coffee Shoppe: Mon - Thurs: 7:30am to 6:30pm ,:'l!ge;16~;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;C;LA~S;S;lF;1;'E~D~AD~;V;E;1l;T.~lS;l;N~G~~~~~~~~~~Mmb~26,~I;~ a !!!!!! C· the Wylr UbralYlleaming Center next III the ColIee To pIal:e classified advertising ilthe lk1Iversity 01WlSCOnsin-Parkside· The Ranger News, slop inThe Ranger News onica Iocaled in room .0139 In 18 k n All classffied ads Shoppe. Deadline for dassifiecl advertising Is 3:00pm Monday prior III publication. ADclassified ads placed by full or part time U~.parkSlde s~:srgear:;~I::e W:k.' No refunds. The=~ ~ other than UW-Parkside Sbldents are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. If an error occurs, the ad will be run free 0 . --~., aiWlSCOnsin-Parkside _The Ranger News, and ils employees stan and members are not responsible lor the content of adVertising placed by lis customers. The ~-Parkside Ranger News I8S8IWS lhe rlghl III refuse III jlIAlIish any advertising al its di~tion. Please direct all inquiries 10 The Ranger News' Asslstanl Business Manager, Jackie Johnson al (414) 595-2295. 2Q CLUB EVENTS II HELP WANTED II... P.ER.S.O.N.A.L...S.. II... PE.R.S.O.N.A.L.S_I I '!::eu~:;I~~~at r:; DtbeInlen:u1tura1commonsOUttide CECA. Give us your inpuL Todo bien venido! Ibe Math Club presents Prof. lobn Simoo from Iowa Univ., wbo will be speaking on "Physi. =aI Knot Theory." Fri, March 27 It DODD in Moln D 107. llDglishClub will meet at noon in ,:ART 142 on Fri, March tt. ,~ members welcomel soc constitution will be vOled on at tbe next meeting, 3-30, at IIllOD. Make you vote count, be Ibrte. DooaId O. RackI, Vice-president IIIdCFOoftbeSybronCcxp,will speak on Leveraged Buyontsand Cash flow Management, Mon, March 30, noon in Union '}ff/. ~ by tbe FIIl8IICe Club. 01.0 (Gay and Lesbian Organizatico) meets every Wed inCART 142 at lOam. Gay and Lesbian support group contact Brad at X2650 or Women's Center at X2170. I I The Accounting Club presents "The CMA Exam,"with Bob Bennett of Northern Dlinois Unil2eI'Sity. Union 104 on April 8, at noon. Refreshments served. I FOR SALE , 77 Toyota Corrolla for parts or you repair. 2204 60th SL 116, Kenosha, after 2pm weekdays. S3S00b0. Apple n-e computer wi!h brand spanldngnewprinterl Bestoffer. CalI6S4-0095 after 5pn. ~' 1987 Ford Escort, white, 2 door halCh. 56,000 miles, top condition. SXlSO or offer. 639-2165. To the women of Panama Spring Break: so Ididn't go to Panama . Il'fORMAlBI i-,,\1CATOIlS UrgestUbraryallnlarhWliChl in us, ( 1h ) I!.ZIIII/I'IC$-AU. SUllms _I:miog T... ,""" .... I MC .. COO "n.~ liD800·.351·0222 '-1l.",l>'T _\1"\'""\" r- ~::'~l:·:~_;:;to'E~:1~~~=A~l~_=~In'=-~~CA~~!lOiO·2S~F:' ~~~=::;;~=~[;_;;::_~I;~I~~~~~~~~;~r~~~a)D~=9:~~~~SUMMER WORK $300 PER WEEK Atteotionaccountingmajors: National CPA Review Course, Fortune SOD Company. is seeking outgoing, enthusiastic. energetic accounting majors for on-campus positions. Work 2-3 hours per week. Earn course tuition, merchandise and other bonuses. Call before April 1for inunediate opportunities. Conviser Duffy CPA Review, 800-3284444. I MISCELLANEOUS I Interviewing: Practicingfor Success WOJkshop will take place Fri, April 3. Extended deadline for resumes is Fri, March Xl by noon. Submit resumes to Career Center. . For more information caIlX2452. Rm.42l &422. WhlKaresabout college, Who-caresaboutmoney, Who-cares if we left our brain cellsinaboUleofDoctor(Becky), let's go back to Panamal Guess who, "Who-cares. It Happy 3 years! I Michael Diedrich! on March 24! Thanks for all the fun this past week. Love, Dawn. Rm. 421 ,hey, Who-cares there's a strange man passed out on my bed, maybe he'd like to order pizza with us! Your roommate, "Who-cares ... I-what interesting things you can do on the bus nowadays. All my Iove,bomy. Free pregnancy teslS and counseling. Call for appointmenL Alpha Center, 637-8323. Clinical Hypnosis: hypnosis for stress management, improved studies, anziety, depression, weight loss, phobias and smoking. healthinsuranceisaccepted Clinics in Milwaukee, OakCreek and Racine. Call Michael 1. Roller, M.Ed. at 272-6868 Amy W, want to go jet skiing? maybe next time we'll be able to stay on!! Ab, "Who-cares" if we drown! Amy X 2. oCorpoI31e scholarships . -May receive college credit oGood communication sId11s a must -Training provided/Do experience ~sary -All majors may apply -Excellent resume experience Positions available in: Milwaukee, Washington, Waukesha, Ozaukee, Racine, and Kenosha Counties. Work includes Public Relations, Marketing, Customer Ser· vice, Sales and Advertising. Call 414·774-0993 during business hours to schedule a 30 minute interview with the personnel manager. Weekend interviews available. Division ofHycile Corporation. an International Corporation PERSONALS} City, I was on my uncle's boat getting a tan and having way too much fun. who have a keg rJ. beer ill lbeir bathtub. Hey Loopy, looks like )'OlI VIae attacked by a tree, whatcb oulfor the killer owls. Love Pasta. Holly; Kentucky's in the housel he looked good during the day. buthe looked even better at Electric NRG'sll Party on. "Whocares." Bashful, the pictures tumoutbet. ter withfilm in tbecamera. Pula. Panama City Scoreboard: Mike Captain Beerbong Rebel Award Best Quote of the week: "I think rman alcoholic," as said by LAZ. Byel ByelTerril lwillmissyoul Love, Dan. Congratulations, Paula,forwin- Ding the NCAA DivisioonlllCk and field indoor champioosIlip. I heard Wisconsin was in the Latesha. house and the roof was on fire. Avoid men from Steven's Point Happy B-day, 011 Sat, LatabII Fmd it hard to save? With ECU, saving is easier. 0.11'regular savings earns 5.15%, yielding 5.25%1 Serving all VW Parblde employees and student .. EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES ON BEAUTIFUL LAKE GENEVA O~eva LaJce Cruise Line in LaJce Genev.. WisconJin is Jootina .. dedicated, mature, bani-working individua1J interested in • vlrietY II employment opportunities workinawilh .. excursion boal COIIIPI"1Ibi1 leason. OPenirwslJVQJlDbkinIMfoU_inl_' ·Pood Service Personnel • waiters/waitresses caleroz. bartendeJs oOffice Staff telephone reservllionilll ticket sellen ·BoatCrcWl 'DockHandI Full summer selSOn (June, July and • A .~ M S August) employment, plus JllII'"IiI'" aIi.ases.aYWee~=, and OcIO~ available. Flexible hoUJI availabllin Lake Oeneva area andendl' thai applicants be individua1J who me IiOIII tbt Ive !boze durin- the S-----' ~_.....II often difficult 10 obtain. 0 summer. ~- .- Contact Harold or Ellen at 0 414-248-6206£ W . enevaLakeCruiseUneatl-800-SS8-S9l1ar PM Monday ~Ugh°~da°nand application. OfflCOlIoUJI8:00AM"4dO n y. '( I 1/j - · Wy1r Utirary/l.eaming Center next_, the Coffee To place classified advertising in lhe lkliversity of Wisconsin-Parkside • The Ranger News, stop in The Ranger News office iocated in room. D139C in lhe 18 All classffied Shoppe. Deadline for classified advertising Is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. AH classified ads placed by fu or part time U~.Parl<side sf ;.1::;s:,:~ ~ No refunds. : = @n)40ne other than UW-Parkside Sludents are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. If an error occurs. the ad ~ 1.1 be run free 01 to ers. The UW-Par1<side Ranger News '8S8rYas 6f Wisconsin-Parkside • The Ranger News, and its employees staff and members are not responsible for the content of adVertisang placed by ts cus m . the right to refuse to pwlish any advertising at its di~tion. Please direct all inquiries to The Ranger News' Assistant Business Manager, Jackie Johnson at (414) S95-2295. CLUB EVENTS I I HELP WANTED I I PERSONALS I I PERSONALS PERSONALS ) who have a keg of beer in their bathtub. ·~ de Mayo planning commuee meets every Tues. at 1 pn ntbe Intercultural commons out• CECA. Give us your inpuL Todo bien venido! l'be Math Club presents Prof. fobn Simm from Iowa Univ •• who will be speaking OD "Physi: al Knot Theory.•• Fri, March 27 It noon in Moln D107. Bnglish Club will meet at noon in ... ART 142 on Fri, March '1:1. 1':llew members welcome! SOC coostibltioo will be vOled cm at the next meeting, 3-30, at aooo. Make you vote count, be lbere. Donald G. RackJ, Vice-president and CFO of the SybrooCmp, will speak on Leveraged Buyouts and Cash Flow Managemem. Moo, March 30, noon in Union 'JJJ1. $poosored by the Fmance Club. GI.O (Gay and Lesbian Organizatioo) meets every Wedin CART 142at 10am. Gay and Lesbian suppon group contact Brad at X2650 or Women's Center at X2170. The Accounting Club presents "The CMA Exam,"wilh Bob Dennen of Northern Illinois Uni" Jtl'Sity. Union 104 on April 8, at noon. Refreshments served. I FORSALE I 77 Toyota Corrolla for pans or you repair. 2204 60th SL #6, Kenosha, after 2pm weekdays. S3S0obo. Apple Il-C computer with brand ~ankingnewprinter! Bestoffer. Call 654-0095 after Spn. 1987 Ford Escon, white, 2 door hatch. 56,000 miles, top condition. $2750 or offer. 639-2165. Attentionaccolllltingmajors: National CPA Review Course. Fortune 500 Company, is seeking outgoing, enthusiastic, energetic accounting majors for on-campus positions. Work 2-3 hours per week. Earn course tuition. merchandise and other bonuses. Call before April I for immediate opportunities. Conviser Duffy CPA Review, 800-328-4444. I MISCELLANEOUS I Interviewing: Practicing for Success workshop will take place Fri. April 3. Extended deadline for resumes is Fri, March '1:1 by noon. Submit resumes to Career Center. For more information callX2452. Free pregnancy tests and counseling. Call for appointmenL Alpha Center, 637-8323. Clinical Hypnosis: hypnosis for stress management. improved studies, anziety. depression, weight loss, pbobiu and smoking. healthinsuranceisaccepted. Clinics in Milwaukee. Oak Creek and Racine. Call Michael J. Roller, M.Ed. at 272-6868 Rm.421 &422, Who-cares about college, Who-cares about money. Who-cares if we left our brain cellsinabouleofDoctor(Becky), let's go back to Panama! Guess who, .. Who-cares." Happy 3 years!! Michael Diedrich! on March 24! Thanks for all the fun this past week. Love.Dawn. Rm.421,hey, Who-cares there's a strange man passed out on my bed, maybe he'd like to order pizza with us! Your roommate, "Who-cares." J-what interesting lhings you can do on the bus nowadays. All my love. horny. Amy W, want to go jet skiing? maybe next lime we '11 be able to stay on!! Ah, .. Who-cares" if we drown! Amy X 2. To the wooien of Panama Spring Break: so I didn't go to Panama larglst Library !!!!!!P' . rt.z71 TMC$ - AU. SV&IECTS QderCmiog TodlyWIIIIV!Soil MC or COO iullia 100-Js1-0222 i Or. rush S2.00 to:'Researcb lafanutlolt • 1322 lefn Atoe . 1'1«1-A. I.OS Angela, CA 90025., SUMMER WORK $300 PER WEEK -Corporate scholarships · •May receive college credit eOood communication skills a must •Training provided/no experience necessary •All majon may apply •Excellent resume experience Positions available in: Milwaukee, Wuhington. Waukesha. Ozaukee, Racine, and Kenosha Counties. Work includes Public Relations. Marketing, Customer Service, Sales and Advertising. Call 414-774-0093 during business hours to schedule a 30 minute interview with the pemmnel manager. Weekend interviews available. Division of Hy cite Corporation, an International Corporation City, I was on my uncle's boat getting a tan and having way too much fun. Holly, Kentucky's in the house! he looked good during the day. but be looked even better at Electric NRG's!l Party on. "Whocares." Panama City Scoreboard: Mike Captain Beerbong Rebel Award Best Quote of the week: "I think I'm an alcoholic," as said by LAZ. I beard Wisconsin was in the house and the roof was on fire. Avoid men from Steven's Point __ _,..,,.,._. _____ _ Hey Loopy. looks like you Mre attacked by a tree, wbatcboutfcr the killer owls. Love Pasta. Bashful, the pictures tumoutbetter withfilm in the camera. Pam, Bye! Bye!Terril lwillmiaycal Love, Dan. Congratulations, Paula, b winning the NCAA Division n track and field indoor cbampkmbip. Latesha. Happy B-0ay, on Sat, lasbal F10d it hard to save? With ECU, saving is easier O .If regular savings earns 5.15%, yielding 5.25%! Serving all VW Parkside employees and student._ EMPLOYMENT OPPORTUNITIES ON BEAUTIFUL LAKE GENEVA O~v• Lake Cruise Line in Lab Oc:ncva, WlSCODlin ii looking far dedicated, mature, hard-workina individuals interested in a variety " employmall opportunitiea wodcinawith III acunion boa& camplllY lbil season. Opoii"88 avallabl,e in t1ut followlni area.,• •Food Service Personnel . waiters/waiircssca eatcra-1 bartenders -Office Staff telephone rcservllionisis tidcct seller, •BoatCrewa •DockHanda Pull summer season (June, July __ ., • A ·1, M s .. .,, August) employment. p1ua pmt__. aricasesayW, eptember, and Oc10ber available. Flexible hours available ii • e recommend that lie .a.. Lake Geneva area and r app 8nla be individuals who are from..., often difficult 10 ob1-in, ive thezc during the summer. Seuonal houlill ii Contact Harold or Ellen at Oaicv 414-248-6206i :_.. . • Lake Cruise Une at 1-800-SS&-5911 « or,. .. onnationandapplicati om AM 4:30 PM Monday through Friday. on. acehoun 8:00 • Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 24, March 26, 1992 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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