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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document - HE Volume 20, Issue 18 February 6, 1992 University of WISconsin-Parks ide Kaplan:Enabling the educational challenge ~1GwDHener Ma-llin. EdItor . The following intel"Vkw witll uw.ptriside Clrmu:ellor SlIdla Kap/6IIls wfirst in a series on tile /IdIrIiIIistrIIn 01 tile lUIiversity. KeyadministTators cllNiidly tktail t/reiT opinions on campus issues, re/oletheir U/¥riences as educaulTS. 1IIIdoffer insigllt to tlleir per- 5011III aspiralions and goals. "My job is to enable things 10 happeD. You want the faculty. the guts oftbe institution. 10be able 10 laCbanddotbeirwork. You want IlUdenla klbe able 10 learn in an .... OjAiIIc environment and have _ to support and academic JI08IIIIIlL You want 10enable the adeqlriIellldo what it issupposed kl., - C!wIcd!cy Sheila Kaplan aid in a m:eat interview in bee oIlke 011 the dIinI floor of the Wyllie 1.JIImy Learning Center. KapIIa baa held the posilion of d8Il:eIJor at the University of WJICOIISin.PlRside since 1986. A IlIIM of BrookJyn. New York, KapIlII MIended HWller College beflRmovingonlOJohnsHoplcins UDiwnity fewher graduate work. fa 1973 she obtained her Ph.D. from the City Univenity of New YOlk. Aft« working in adult clIu- ....."..",....,,,.,..... Clumcellor KaplaD's advice: -Don't take yourseIIlOseriousIJ'.- cation there for six years, she accepted the posilion of vice presidentforacademicaffairsat Winona State Univenity in Minnesota. Arriving at UW-Parkside in 1986. Kaplan brought with her a strong background in working with a diverse coUeclion of students. Shecreditsdivenityasasttong advantage in a university setting and is anticipating the mrivaI of several Nigerian professors who will visit the campus in the next Don't Know 9.3% • Yes 39.4% No' 51.3% 226 UW-Parksicle students SUlVeyed Rt11I/Iu News Graphic several semesten to teach courses on African historyandcu!ture in an internalionaI cducalion exchange. Kaplan recently returned from a December visit 10 Obafemi Awolowo Univenity in Jfe, Nigeria where she met with officials to establish the ground-breaking lies of Ibis program that will be unique 10 UW-Padcside. Faculty members from the UW-Partside campuswill InIvellONigeriatoteaeh in CORdDued OR.... 2 SUFAC to decide budget allocation of over $1,300,000 B1 DB CltJappetta EdItor·inoC1Iiet Segregated Fees Allocations Committee (SUFAC) is a standing committeeofUW-PlIIbide'sStudent Government Association. It coasistsofeightstudentswhoover· see the disposilion of student fees, which are used tofund 17different student organizatiMs and services on campus. MSUFAC provides for pr0- gramming _ s«viccs tbatare not funded by taxpayers,- Bill Hcxner said. Co-ChaiIpenon of SUFAC. MSUFACtries to maintain a completely unbiased, unprejudiced,objeclive view of the budget proceslI so everyone is IrelIted fairly.- CondDued ORPage 2 Expansion of parking lot will add 200 spaces squeeze some more spaces out of in a timely Cashion because !hey that particular lot. We're doing it have 10 searcb for spaces, even by expanding the southern most when spaces are not available in section of that lot whicb will Tallent HaIL accomodate 200 more cars ,- "We've seen parking in the Ostrowski said. lOlIdways which is extremely dan- Recommendations to expand gerous. For the safety reason. we the lot were made to 0sIr0wski are going 10accompIisb dJis addiand Gary Goetz, Assistant 0Jan.. lion:said Goetz. cdI« for Adminislnllion _ Fis· Ostrowski said, '"Whea the cal Affairs. Communicalion Arts lot was built, AccordiDg 10 0sIr0wski. the thewiriDgdlatwasinstaIledundereslimate for resurfaciDg the lot is pogIlI was not JIR*Clcd in any about $200.000 for resurfacing. way. Everytimewehaveafreeze, 5100.000 will ~ redesigning . rocb and stuff moved around un· costs. derpound and !hey break the wire. "Weneedtheadditionalspaces "The CllJIlIIISion will take a lOaIlevialcthepreasurethatwe're good p&rt of the summer. The seeing on campus and on the lot. c:onstruetion project has not gone At limes the Tallent Hall lot is thougb the fonnaI bidding. We filled 10capacity," said.Goetz. bope the bids will be substantially Goetz said dIat he was gelling leas than whalthe eslim''''S are," complaints from the university 0slr0wsId said. community, students, and faculty "Communiclllion Arts is the that they cannot get 10their classes CondDued ORPage 5 By Latesha N. Jude News Editor "TheCommunicalionArtsIots should have been resurfaced two years ago because the surface is deteriorating. What we've been doing is ttying 10build up our reserve fund ratIIer than 10invest in building the exact SatDC lot, .. said Chief of. Campus Police Dave Ostrowski. The expansion of the Communication Arts parking lot was recendy approvcll by the Boanl of Regents. The expansion of the lot will)X'OCecdinMay, and bopefulJy be completed by the fall of 1992 semester. According 10 Ostrowski, a major portion of the costs of redosigning the Comm Arts lot is getting the wiring properly insta1led so that no one runs into lights. '1n addition. as long as we are redesigning, we are trying 10 University of W1Sconsin-Parkside Volume 20, Issue 18 Kaplan:Enabling the educational challenge byGwafftDtr Muqillg Editor TIii following interview with UW-Ptriside Chancellor Shdla XaplanisthefirstinaseriesontM admillistralion at tM ,uuversity. K,yodmitlistrator. candidly~tail their opillions on campus issues, nlate their UJNrltnct s as tducatm- s, and offer insight to their personal aspirations and goals. "My pb is to enable thing., to happen. YOU the faculty, the guts rl the institution, &o be able to ar.achanddotheirw<Xk. Youwant IIUdcnll to be ab e to earn in an IIJIIOpriate environm ent and have accea to ~ d academic pograms. Youwanttoenablethe mltl)IUe ID do wbal it is supposed IO do. .. Cbaacdlor Sheila Kaplan Slid in I n,cau in . W in her office oa die lhird floor of the Wyllie lilnry Leaming Center. Kaplan bas held the position of chancelJor 11 the University of W"IICOIISin-Pnsidcsince 1986. A native of Brooklyn. New York. Kaplan aaended Hunter College befmemovingon toJohn.dfopkins University for her graduate wort. In 1973 she obcained her PhD. from the City Unive.rsity of New Y<rt. Aftt.r working in adult edu- ..,..",_,,,,_.,,,. ,. .... Cbancellor Kap 's advice: "Do 't take yourself so seriously." cation there for six years, she accepred the position of vice presidcnlforacademic affairsat Winona State University in Minnesota. Arriving at UW-Parlcside in 1986. Kaplan brought with hez a sttong background in working with a diverse collection of students. Shecreditsdiversity as a strong advantage in a university setting and is anticipating the arrival of several Nigerian professors who will visit the campus in the next scvaal semesters IO teach courses on African history and culture in an international education exchange. Kaplan recently returned from a December visit to Obafemi Awolowo University in He, Nigeria where she met with officials to establish the ground-breaking ties of this program that will be unique to UW-Parkside. Faculty members from the UW-Parksidc campus will travel &o Nigeria to teach in Coatinued on Page 2 February 6, 1992 SUFAC to decide budget allocation of over $1,300,000 By Du Chiappetta Editor-ba-Claief Segregated Fees Allocations Committee (SUFAC) is aslanding committee ofUW-Parkside's Student Government Association. It consists of eight students who oversee the disposition of student fees, which are med to fund 17 different studentorganil.ationsandservices on campus. .. SUFAC provides for programming and services tbatare DOI funded by taxpayers," Bill Horner said. Co-Olailpcr9on of SUFAC. .. SUFAC tries IO maintain a completely unbiased, unprejudiced.objective view of die budget process so eveiyooe is tre8l.ed fairly.• Continued on Page 2 Expansion of parking lot will add 200 spaces Don't Know • Yes 39.4% 9.3% 226 UW-Parkside students surveyed Ranger New, Graphic By Latesha N. Jude News Editor .. TheCommunicalionArtslocs should have been resurfaced two years ago because the surface is deteriorating. Whal we've been doing is rrying to build up OW' reserve fund ra1la than to invest in building the exact same lot. " said Chief of Campus Police Dave Ostrowski. TheexpansioooftheCommunication Arts parking lot was recendy approved by die 8oald of Regents. The expansion of the lot will proceed in May .and hopefully be completed by the fall of 1992 semester. According to Ostrowski. a major portion of the cosas of redesigning the Comm Arts lot is getting me wiring proper1y installed so tbal no one runs into lights. "In addition, a, long as we are redesigning. we are trying to ---~ squeeze some more spaces out of that particular lot. We're doing it by expanding the soutbem most section of that lot which will accomodate 200 more cars ... Ostrowski said. Recommendations to expand the lot were made to Ostrowski and Gary Goetz. Assistant OumceUcr for Adminislnuion and FIS• cal Affairs. According IO Ostrowski, die estimate for resurfacing the lot is about $200,000 for resurfacing. $100,000 will cover "Cdcsigning COSIS. "Wencedtbeadditionalspaces to alleviate the presmre tbal we're seeing on campu.1 and on the lot. Al times the Tallera Hall lot is filled to capacity," said Goelz. Goetz said that he was geuing complaints from the university community. students, and faculty that they cannot get to their classes . . . . ' in a timely fmbion bccaule Ibey have to semeb for spaces, even when spaces are not availablo in Tallent Hall "We've 1eea pmting in die roadways which is exuanely dangerous. For the safety Je8SClll. we are going to accomplisb dua addi· tion." said Goecz. Ostrowski Slid. ~ tbe Communicaaon Ans lot WIS built, thewiringthatwasimaaJlodunderground WU DOI p'OteCtCd in any way. Bvcrytime we have a freeze. rocb and stuff moved around underground and Ibey bttat the wire. "-rhe expansion will tab a good part m the summer. 1be c:onsuuction prc,jcc( has not gone though the formal bidding. We bope the bids will be subslantially less than what the eslimales n," Ostrowski said. "C.onullunication Ans is the Continued OIi Page ! --~ - -- ---- ---- _. .... IN THE NEWS .•• "I think we owe It to the students and ourselves to confront It and deal with It" responds Chancellor Kaplan regarding sexual harassment ...... See Page 3 "It's something that has made a great difference In my Ufe" reflects Carl Lindner on his poetry which he will be reading on Valentine's Day .....Details on Page 4 "We will Issue a citation to that Individual," said Ostrowski regarding those who do not obey the new smoking policy Story on Page 5 "This Is the first time that this Is going to be Implemeuted In the state of Wisconsin," said Eric Bovee, vice president of the UW-Parkside StudentGovemment Association and member of the task: force responsible for the creation of the billof rights See Page 7 Thlsweek'sguest editorla1 focuses on the meaning of Bladt History MOIIth. .Editorial on Page 10 -The African Storyteller, Harold Sheub, Professor of African Languages and Literature at UW-Madison, will present stories from African oral traditions. 7pm, Molinaro lOS. 'Step Show, Fraternities & Sororities from local colleges/univer. sities pay tribute to Black History Month through group chants, song, and dance. Noon in Main Place. (DOMC) .Workshop: Preparing for the Interview, Learn some helpful interview tips! Noon in WLLC D182. 'Gospel Fest, UW-Parkside'sGospel Choirjoins with community church choirs. 8pm in the Union Cinema. (BHMC) 'Shiklsha, presented by Accent on Enrichment Series. Three women from South Africa perform traditional Zulu dances, chants, drummings and more. $4 students, $8 guests, 7pm, Camm Arts Theater. (pAB) ·Ethnic Food Fair, Stop by and sample various foods of African-American heritage! Noon on the Union Bridge. 'Cultural Market Place, Browse and shop at various artists' and vendors' displays. lOam-4pm, Union Bridge • •Workshop: Interview techniques highlighted by local pers0nnel managers, Noon in Union 104. Kaplan speaks out on her role as chief executive officer at.UW-Parkside Cbeck out who hu decided to voice their gripes this week in their letters to the editor See Page 10 Should David Duke he allowed to run for President? PolitikofParkside pooders thisquestion ....See Page 11 CoatIaaed rr- Pqe 1 fIuure semell: is as welL Kaplan wek:omeslbeprogJam III lbe university IIId beJic_1blIt lbe"cross-feI\ilizaIion" ofcullules is invaluable. "It allows us to be expoeedto pcoplewe WOOldolberwise not have lbe 0JIIKalUDi1y to meet." Afterclosing out a busy wort week, Kaplan takes advantage of lbe university'S close)ll'Ollimity to lbe Windy City. In Ia (spane) sparelime,KapIan,46,enjoysreading, traveling, IIId alSeNling lbe IbealIe in Chicago. "I'm a city person." abe remarked. "I love the smell of exhaustl" Kaplan is 110 stranger to the cJassroom IIId admiUed that abe would lite to teach again someday. '1 IaUght for many years in New SUFAC to approve budgets CoDtiiuect rrom page 1 According to Homec, iflbe 17 organizations were not funded by students, they would not eJtisl. OthermembetsofSUFACare Co-chairperson Felix Aulozzi, Tobin Lindblom, George Yce, DaveDohezty,SueLanoo,LsIesba Jude, and Don PJange. Six of the members are PSGA ICII8lOrS IIId two of lbe members are elected from lbe general student1Kxly. SUFAC held its Budget Review Hearings last Friday IIId Sat· urday. Studentorganlzatiemandservices discussed their requested 1992-93 budget IIId IIIISWeICd any questions SUFAC had. SUFAC will arrive at a deci· sion within a couple of weeks to cletenninewhateachindividua1organization is awarded for the upcoming year. At this time, lbe total budget is OYet $1,300,000. "We will loot at each indio vldualorganlzatiOll, butllllbesame time we have to loot at lbe entire budget," Homer said. - After SUFAC mates lbeir determinations, lbey neecllbe apo provalofPSGAIlldUW·Parbide cbancellor Sheila Kaplan before it is sent tolbe UW-System IIId then to the legislature. York part-time, and I would lite teach a class in the future." However, her demanding administrative schedule forces her teaching ambitions III remain on lbe back burner. '1thought I W&'lagoodteacher. One needs to be a bit of a ham to be a teacherandI was a good bam. 100 miss the instantaneous feedback of teachingandtheimmediategratification," Kaplan reflected. While the chancellor may not be lecturing in the classroom, she is enjoy the challenges of the academiccommunityandhasnoplans to leave higher education. "I do think that Iwill remain in universityadministration. l'vegotafew good yem left," Kaplan said. Kaplan is aware of the criti· cism of students regarding Ia image CII campus. According to a Ranger News survey Iastsemesler, lbe majorityofstudents in theresi· dence halls had never seen lbe Chancellor before, nor did they know her name. "All forty-five people you interviewedinthedonnsdidn'tknow wholW&'l,"theChancellorreplied. "It's a no-win situation: it doesn't matter if lbe campus is 5,000 or 50,000. There is no campus that I know of where the president or the chancellor is around enough." Kaplan explained that she spendsmuchofhermonlhlycalendar meeting with individuals IIId groups within lbe Jocal communities. "My time is not my own. I have the responsibility III be the represenl8live of Ibis institution to lbe community, to lbe legislature, IIId to lbe system. Fouror five days every month I am in Madison." "Besides I'm not quite sure where people think I should be. This door is always open. Anyone who wants to see me can do lID. To me its important that we carry out the functions of the office. I have other levels of visibility I have to dea1with. Theimportantthingisto whatextentdoesthejobgetdone?" When asked how she bandies the inevitable criticism that comes with the job Kaplan responded, '"That's what lbey pay you lbe big bucks forI If you can't take the heat, then get out of the kitchen. I am paid to make unpopular decisiem. It·samatterofdea1ingwith finiteresourees tomakethingshappen. It's striking a ba1ance. There are infinitedemands,andCVClJl* needs more. That's not wnq; we just don't have it My job is II enable students to have a:eess II supportllldinstnlctiooa1pllg181& 'The buck SUlpS heIe' IllIt Itteo source aIlocatioo generIlIeIalotaf criticism. It's re8OUil:es WIll needs and prioritiea." Women in adminilflllllMJIO" sitions of Ieadenhip aeuer- II interestingseriesofCOllllllCllliliaD Kaplan. How does she feellfboal being a woman IIId lbe chief ex· ecutive offIcer of lbe instillllioD1 "Some lite it, sane don'L I wasanoveltywhenIcame,"Ksp1II answered, "My style is differeat than that of my ,redecessor. Whether that is more gender fI Style, Idon't know. Iknow tbeII was a concern as to wbelber' womancouldbeaneffectiveJeadCr in the community ... throusb fundraising IIId lbe polilicalyou have to do with the Ie~ - to get lbe legislation that youfor lbe institution and Ihe systeaL That requires a lot of contaClS ex· temalIy. Idon't thiDt iii a pr0blem: I personally view it as II asset." CODtlDued 011pqe 3 - IN THE NEWS .•• "I think we owe it to tbe students and ourselves to confront it and deal with it" responds Chancellor Kaplan regarding sexual barassmcnt. ...... Sec Page 3 "It's something that has made a great difference in my life" reflects Carl Lindner on his poetry which he will be reading on Valentine's Day .... .Details on Page 4 "We will ls.me a citation to tbat individual," said Ostrowski regarding those who do not obey the new S1DOking policy ........................................ Stoey on Page 5 "This Is the first time that this Is going to be implemented in the state of Wisconsin," said Eric Bovee, vice president of the OW •Parkside Student Government Association and member of the task force responsible for the creation of the bill of rights ................ Sec Page 7 This week's guest editorial focuses on the meaning of Black History Montll. ............... .Editorial on Page 10 Check out who bas decided to voice their gripes this week in their letters to the editor ................. Sec Page 10 Should David Duke be allowed to run for President? Politik of Parkside ponders this question •... Sec Page 11 -- - . -., - . .. .. -- - . - •The African Storyteller, Harold Sheub, Professor of African Languages and Literature at UW • Madison, will present stories from African oral traditions. 7pm, Molinaro 105. •Step Show, Fraternities & Sororities from local collegcwniversities pay tribute to Black History Month through group chants, song, and dance. Noon in Main Place. {BHMC) •Workshop: Preparing for the Interview, Learn some helpful interview tips! Noon in WLLC D 182. -Gospel Fest, UW-Parkside's Gospel Choir joins with community church choirs. 8pm in the Union Cinema. (BHMC) •Shikisha, presented by Accent on Enrichment Series. Three women from South Africa perform traditional Zulu dances, chants, drummings and more. $4 students, $8 guests, 7pm, C.Omm Ans Theater. (PAB) •Ethnic Food Fair, Stop by and sample various foods of African-American heritage! Noon on the Union Bridge. •Cultural Market Place, Browse and shop at various artists' and vendors' displays. 10am-4pm, Union Bridge. •Workshop: Interview technique highlighted by local personnel managers, Noon in Union 104. Kaplan speaks out on her role as chief executive officer at UW-Parkside Contlned rn. Pap I fulme 9Cmesla'8 as welt Kaplanwdcomesthepogram to the univasity and belie\'el lhlt the .. aoa-fcrtilization" of culcures is invaluable. '"It allows Ill to be expoeedtopcoplewc wmdotbcrwise not have the oppcxtUDily to meet." After closing out a bmywort Week. Kaplan tabs advanblge of 1bc university's close proximity to the Windy City. In bm (spanc) ~time,Kaplan,46,enjoysreading, traveling, and anending lbe lheatte in Chicago. "I'm a city person," she remarked. "I love the smell of exhausd" Kaplan is no sttanger to the classroom and admitted lhat she would lite to teach again someday. '1 taught for many years in New SUFAC to approve budgets Coiitliiueci from Page I According IO Homer, if the 17 Olg&Dizatioos wm not funded by students, they would not exist. Otbcrmmibetsof SUFAC arc Co-chairperson Felix Aulozzi, Tobin Lindblom, George Yee, Dave Doherty. Suelarsoo,Latesba Jude, and Don Prange. Six of the members arcPSGA ICll8lorS and two of the membcn are elected from the geocnl Sbldent body. SUFAC held us Budget Review Hearings last Friday and Saturday. Studentorgaomtionsandservices discussed their requested 1992-93 budget and answered any ' questions SUFAC had. SUFAC will arrive at a deci· sion wilbin a couple of weeb to determine wbateachindividualorganiwion is awarded f<X" die upcoming year. At this time, the tola1 budget is over $1,300,000. •-we will loot at each individual< qanizalion, butatlbcsamc lime we have to loot at the entire budget," Homer said. After SUFAC mates their determinations, they need the appro'Yll of PSGAand UW-Parbide cbancell« Sheila Kaplan before it is sent to the UW-System and then to the legislature. York pan-time, and I would lite leach a class in the future." How• ever, her demanding adminisll'ative schedule forces her teaching ambitions to remain on the back burner. '1tboughtl wmagoocUtacber. One needs to be a bit of a ham to be a teacher and I wasagoodham. I do miss the imtantaneous feedback or teaching and the immediate gratification," Kaplan reflected. While the chancellor may not be lecturing in the classroom, she is enjoy the challenges of the academic community and bas no plans to leave higher education. ..I do think that I will remain in university administration. I've got a few good years left," Kaplan said. Kaplan is aware of the criticism of students regarding her image on campus. According to a Ranger News survey last semester, the majority of students in the residence halls bad never seen the Chancellor before, nor did they know bm name. .. All forty-five people you interviewedin the dorms didn'tknow who I wm,"tbeChancell<X"replied. "It's a no-win situation; it doesn't matter if the campus is 5,000 or 50,000. There is no campus that I know of where the president or dle chancellor is around enough." Kaplan explained that she spends much of her monthly calendar meeting with individuals and groups within the local communities. "My time is not my own. I have the re.,ponsibility 10 be the representative of this institution to the community, to the legislanne, and to the system. Four or five days every month I am in Madison." "Besides I'm not quite sure where people think I should be. This doc:r is always open. Anyone who wants to see me can do so. To me its important that we carry out the functions of the office. I have olher levels of visibility I have to deal with. The important thing is to what extent does the job getdone?" When med how she handles the inevitable criticism that comes with the job Kaplan responded. '"That's what they pay you the big bucks for! If you can't take the heat, then get out of the kitchen. I am paid to make unpopular decisions. It's a matter of dealing with finitcresowtes to make things happen. It's Slriking a balance. There areinfinitedemands,aodeVCl)'IIII needs more. lbat's not wrong we just don't have iL My job is a> enable students to have .:cea a> supponandiosarucaionalpopll, 'The buck scops here' IOll rl aeaouroeallocation gaGIICl llotci criticism. It's reaomtes WIIII needs and priorities." Women in admiaisll'ldveJIO" sitions of leadership gmenad • intmsting seriesof (X)IIIIDCIIIID Kaplan. How does she feel abed being a woman and the chief el· ccutive officer of the instituldl? •·some like it, some don'L I wasanoveltywheoJcame,"Kaplll answered. "My style is differelll than that of my gredecess«, Whelher 1hat is more gender « style, I don't know. I know lid was a concern as to wbelb« 1 womancouldbeaneffecuvelC'Mlet in the community ... tbrolllb fundraising and the political - you have to do wilh the le~ to get the legislation that you IPI' for the imticution and the syste& That requires a lot of contaCIS el· temally. I don't think irs apoblem; I persooally view it at II uset." Continued OIi pqe 3 J!!!"'6.tm. Chancellor Kaplan TulWiGzaNIWS,Pllge3 Meet the campus administration's top gun ~'1a_n:- on campus Image r-' ------------------, lblntr.:;wehavea :.:~=~~~~;:Chancellor Sheila Kaplan: _lIIIIOIiwboweareandwbere fOl'U5.Nomallerwbatonewishes H ducati I wo'....... Howevec, I reaIize would be the case, we are for the er e ucation at a g ance dillllavilWtbIlis notsbared by foreseeable fullD'e a regional insti- .~atlbofIcuhY mem~ who lUtiOll. Those positive vibes are in dII'llllil wbeIe we are gomg and our long-term interesL" tlIDlIfwedoa'tJmow where we On the other side of the coin ....... UW-Parkside' must deal with ~ "IdIiDt die IIl:CIeditaliOll and negadve comlOllldOll!l associated _atlbo business program was with commuter campuses. rilltia 1987111d is right now 100. "In higher education in gen- JleWIIeO~ and the faculty eraI there is a sense thatsmall resi- _diDO a"",job getting that denlia1scboolsarebeUerthancom- JIOIIIIII wplber. Everyone (I muterscbools. ThecommutercamlIItIdllliDlbolX"' mnnity) IOId me pus is driven dawn 011 the pecking boW WiddIed the business pro- order. That'salOUghOlle. Allyou pa_lal986.1balisnolonger cando is the best you can." . d1Cc:a:Jll, Now I ooIy bear positive "We are sometimes our own ...... N"""p/tDfot;pllik ,...".. DIIIiD& with community organizations is one aspect of • Kaplan's duties IbiDp. worst enemy. It is easy 10 think of "AMilionaI1y it would have the grass being greener. Iteasier 10 beeaDlceifwec:ou1dhavedonethe be critical of things people don't IIIIlO lbiDp with the engineering like. I've never been a 'glass half II\lDIIIL The reality is and was we empty' person; I'd rather think of ~'taffCld it. The investment the g1ass half full Our situation il1lOllld have cost us 10 build that here is not a bad one. It is a good JIIlI!IID was just out of proportioo one," Kaplan said IOdlebeaefi ... ·Kaplanexplained. Kaplan laughed as she pon- 1CIpIan enthusiastically ad- dered the best advice that she has draaed Ibe positive aspects of the been given in her position as chief UW-Patbide community incluct- administrator at the university. ins Ibe people who worIc 011 cam- "Don't take yourself so seriously,· (lUI. she replied "The job itself pro- '"I'be Idationsbips between vides a built-in opportunity for faculty IIId students is exceUenL people 10 disagree with you." ~ faculty here IDIl1erstand the "On the other hand, these jobs IIIIIqueoea ofParlcside. We serve have enormous satisfaction. You a very mlxcd clientele in terms of can see change happeD. You can 9,educaIion,etbnicity, andclass. have an impact on the lives of sill- We'le IIOt 1e1alive1y big; we're dents and on the direction of the IIIedium sized. SlUdents do feel instilUtion and the community, and IIlOre penona\ attentioo here than that transcernIs all the negative auw-MadisonorMilwaukee." stuff.lthelpslOereateaba1ance1O "Sec:ondty, in the last couple mai""'inanoptimisticout\ook. You of yean, the communities of can sense you're making a conlri- Keaosba and Racine have taken bution and that makes it all wonh- .... COIDmunityowombip cI wbile.· Ph.D. The Graduate School, The City University of New York, June 1973 (with distinction). Areas of Specialization: Modern European History: Modern British History. Kaplan has mixed feelings on procedures used in sexual harassment hearings by GWetl Heller Managing Editor M.A. School of Advanced International Studies, The Johns Hopkins University, Washington, D.C. and Bologna, Italy, 1967. Areas of specialization: International Economics; International Politics; International Law; European Area Studies. B.A. Hunter College. The City University of New York, June 1965. Major: European History; Minor: Economics and Political Science. "When push comes to shove, if an insliwtion believes there has been an instance of probibited behavior it must not sweep it under •• therug,"stressedChanceUorSheila Kaplan. "More often than not in universities and businesses.lhetendency is 10 sweep itunder the rug. ldon'tthinkthat'srighL Ithinkwe oweit 10thesllldents and oUrselves 10 confront it and deal with iL" Kaplan was referring 10 the recent events surrounding UWParkside Professor Dennis Dean wbo was accused last semester of sexually harassing four of his sill- l1lidc...~ N__ ,,""_ dents. The UW-Partside Faculty Kaplan stresses that problbhecl beltavlor at the university lUghts and Responsibilities Com- must not be swept lJIIder the rug mittee recommended a one-year faculty 011 the campus was very cuser- I would ne_ deny that- I suspension of Dean, while Kaplan proud of their colleagues. Larry think that doing iL.• in the gJare of submitted her own recommenda- Duetseb and the others deserve publicity and having your picture tionlOdismissDeanpennanendy greatcredit for it, Itwas handled in in the paper the next day could from the university. TheUW-Sys- a steUar manner." haveanegativeeffect. Intbiscase, tern Board of Regents will make The Dean hearing was not the the s!Udents remained willing 10 the Iina1overriding decision 011 the first to address sexual harassment bring their case forward" Dean case at somepointdurlng the in the UW system, but was the tint Kaplan explained that the perspring semester. 10 be held publicly. sonagainstwhom thec1aim is made Whi1e the QanceUor could How could the system admin- decides whether or not the bearing not specifically comment on the islrative code dealing with harass- will be held publicly. "While the Dean case, she commended the ment cases be improved 10 bandIe person acCU8edof misconduct has faculty committee that conducted future cases? rights, I think those making c1aims oPen bearings featuring the testi- "The only problem forme was have rights 100," Kap1aD said. mony of the slUdents involved and the public nature of it," Kaplan "Tbose who make the complaint Dean. responded. "The possibility of have no input on that decisioo.· "Procedura11y, the Faculty having the hearing in public could However, Kaplan said the Rights and Responsibilities Com- have a chiDing effect on people's chance oftbis procedure being aJmittee behaved in an absolutely willingness 10 bring c1aims of not ttml by the UW Iep\ system it exemplary fashion. The faculty on only harassment but other kinds of slim. thatcommitteehavetherightlObe claims. Whi1e I think that clearly "It is difficuh 10 change lbe proud cI themselves. I tbink the one has the right to face one's ac- administlative code.• 6. 1992 Meet the ca~pus administration's top gun Ka Ian on cam us una e r----' --------------- Chancellor Kaplan Tu RANca Nns. Page 3 ,._'°lbint~wehavca aoo!1:=~ ~~;: Chancellor Sheila Kaplan: :-.:=-=:~.:.i~ =:,:::::;:: Her education at a glance • ill view lhll is not shared by foreseeable future a regional insti- •-• • flcully manbers who tution. Those positive vibes are in lkl!'llill wbae we are going and our long-tenn intezest." w!IOIIY we doa'l know where we On the otta side of the coin, 11 ,.,..• UW·Parkside must deal with the 1 diat die accredilalion and negadw connotadoft.11 associated •rllbo llusinea pogram was with commuter campuses. rillt ill 1987 and is right now too. '1n higher education in gen- s.-Andencla and the faculty a-al there is a sense that small resi- 11111diJI01 saper job gcaing that dentialscboolsarebettertbancom- JlopD aogedler. Everyone (I muterschools. Thccommutercamlllbd1Dinlbecommunity) toldme pus is driven down on the pecking boW wretched the bm" pro- arder. That'satougbone. All you pnwum 1986. 'Ibali.,no longer can do is the best you can." dlcc:ue. Now I ooly hear positive "We are sometimes our own Ph.D. M.A. B.A. The Graduate School, The City University of New Y orlc, June 1973 (with distinction). Areas of Speciali7.ation: Modem European History: Modem British History. School of Advanced International Studies, The Johns Hopkins University, Washington, D.C. and Bologna, Italy, 1967. Areas of specialization: International Economics; International Politics; International Law; European Area Studies. Hunter College, The City University of New York, June 196S. Major: European History; Minor: .Economics and Political Science. Kapl has mixed feelings on procedures used in sexual . harassment hearings by Gwm Heller Managing Editor "When push oomes to shove. ~1~~~;+"""~ if an institution believes there has been an instance of prohibited behavior it must not sweep it under _ _;;::;:!;_~_,_~.,..-,~--- 1 the rug," stressed Chancellor Sheila -·~·""'""'"""~f,,..,.....,,,,., . .,., Kaplan. "More often than not in -<Sk~~.:,,.,..;.-.-"..;,,.il --4~~-.,......._ - -~7 universities and~. the ten• .... dency is to sweep it under the rug. ...,.,N,_,._.,/Jlia r...,.... DIIUna with community orpnbations is one aspect of . • Kaplan's duties dlinp; worst enemy. It is easy to think of 11MlitionaUy it would have thcgnwbeinggreena. lteasierto beenniceifwecouldhavedoncthc be critical of things peop e don't IIIDe dbDp with the engineering like. I've never been a 'glass half J10Pn. The reality is and was we empty' person; I'd rathe.r think of ~'llffcrd iL The investment the glass half full. Our situation ll WOUid have cost us to build that here is not a bad one. It is a good JIO&rllll was just out of proportion one," KapJan said. ro Ille bencfi11," Kaplan explained. KapJan laughed as she pon- Kaplan enthusiastically ad· dered the best advice that she has draaed lbe positive aspects of the been given in her position as chief ~-Paabide community includ. administrator at the university. .,. Ille people who wort on cam- "Don't take yourself so seriously," JIIIL she replied. "The job itself pro- -i'be marionsbips between vidcs a built-in opportunity for facuky 111d Sbldcnts is excellenL people to disagree with you." ~ ficulty here understand the "On the other hand, these jobs IIIUqacness of Pmtsidc. We serve have enormous satisfaction. You 1 ta)' miud clicnacle in terms of can sec change happen. You can 9.eclDcalion,ethnicity, and class. have an impact on the lives of stuWe're not relatively big; we're dents and on the direction of the llledium med. Student., do feel imlitutionandthecommunity,and IDOre J)erlonal aaention here than that aranscends all the negative • UW-Madiaon or Milwaukee." stuff. It helps to crea1ea balance to "'S«ondly, in the last couple mainlaioanoptimisticoutloc«. You of 1Cln, the communities of can sense you 're making a conll'ikeaoaha and Racine have taken bulion and that makes it all wMh• PIia cm,m,mity ownenbip of while." I don't think that's right. I think we oweittothestudentsandourselvcs to confront it and deal with iL" Kaplan was refening to the recent events surrounding UWParkside Profesror Dennis Dean who was accused last semester of sexually harassing four of his stu• ..____ 11 ... ,._.,,,. ,.._ dents. The UW·Partside Faculty Kaplan streas tbat prohibited behavior at the university Rights and Responsibilities Com• must not be swept under tbe ru1 mittee recommended a one--year faculty on the campus was very cmer- I would newr deny dial- I suspension of Dean, while Kaplan proud of their colleagues. Larry think that doing iL •• in the glare of submiued ha own recommenda- Duetscb and the others deserve publicity and having your picwre tion to dismiss Dean pennanently gfflltcreditforit. It was handled in in the paper the next day could fromtheuniversity. TheUW-Sys- asaellarmanner." haveanegativeeffect. lothiscase, rem Board of Regents will make The Dean bearing was not the the students remained willing to the final overriding decision on the first to address sexual harassment bring their case forward." Dean case atsomepointduringthe in theUW system, but wu the first Kaplan explained lhaltheperspring semester. to be held publicly. sonagainstwhomtheclaimismade While the Olancellor could How could the system ad.min- decides whether or not the hearing not specifically comment on the isttative code dealing with harass· will be held publicly. "While lhe Dean case, she commended the ment cases be improved lo bandlc penon accused of misconduct has faculty committee lhat conducted future cases? rights, I think those making claims open hearings featuring the testi- wrbeonlyproblemformewas have rights &oo." Kaplan said. mony of the students involved and the public nature of it," Kaplan "Those who make lhe complaint Dean. responded. "The possibility of have no input on that decision.• "Procedurally, the Faculty having the bearing in public could However, Kaplan said the Rights and Responsibilities Com· have a chilling effect on people's chance of this procedure being almittee behaved in an absolutely willingness to bring claims of not tam by lhe UW legal S)'SlaD is exemplary fashion. The faculty on only harassment butOlher kind.1 of slim. 1bat committee have the right to be cJaims. While I think that clearly "It is difficult to change lhe proud ex themselves. I think the one bas the right to face one's ac- adminislralive code." 1'BB RANGa NEWs, Page 4 Feature Febrwuy 6, 19--9-2 Carl Lindner to read his poetry on Valentine's Day By ADdy Patch Feature Writer On VaienliDe's Day, Friday, FellIUluy 14,UW-Pmtside .. """", aDd memben of Ihe Racine- Keuosba area will have the IlR opponunitylOwiroessatruepoelic liliiii« at wort. Dr. Carl I.incIDeI, professor ofEDglish at UW·Part· sidesince 1969, willbeperforming a fftJe poetry JeadiDg at IlOOII ill the WLLC Ovcdoc* Loanae (s0utheast com« of 1ibIlIry, 2nd floor). SpClIISOIedbytheEnglish Club, the reading will cover asbclrtselection of love poems writtaJ by Lindner ova' the last fifteen yea'S. and will be open 10 the geoeraI public. Lindner, wboreceiwdbisdoc· IlnIC in American Iitaature from the,""'-"~"-1'-ofWj 1IC!CWI.".-1..9.M..a,Il- IllII ill 1970. has been writing p0- etry since the carly 1970's. He has two cbap-books 10 his credil as welll!S one full-length collection, aJtiIIedShoolillg BaskeIS/lIGDarl GymnosilU7l (available in the University library and bookstore), and has been published extensively in such IitellllY publications as The BeloilPoetry Journal,TheGreensboro Review, and Kansas Quarterly. Currently, he is awaiting publication of his latest collection of poetic works,Angling/IIlOUghl, which will serve as a sequel 10 S1IooIiIIg BasUts.... Material for thereading will be taken from various publications, including several from the fMhcoming collection. Poetry isa verypenonal experienee for Lindner. "II's sometiling that has made a great difference in my life ..JI's laUghl me a great deal aboul myself and aboul humID nature, as well." Funher, Dr. Lindner feels that a son of spiritual connection takes place in hisworlc. "I think poetry is a kind of vision lhalovertakes one •..I'm not sure what il is, except thaI I think iI'S a way of accessing the unconscious or having the unconscious manifest itself •..And the unconscious is wherepoetrycomes from." Public readings are quite uncommon for Lindner, as he views himself as a fairly private person, and is wary of the potential for exploiting public exposure. The opportunity 10 witness one of his readings is, then, a rare gift, indeed. Once again, the reading is free and will take place on Friday, February 14, at noon in the WLLC OverlookLounge, and will run for approximately thirty-five minutes. PASA offers support for non-traditional students By Er1a18aJM:Ila News EdIlor Tlrlsutlre 11IirdinGI1tTu-pIln .~ ctJIIU1'IIiIIf lite isSIIU llIId _oftlre-.trlJdidollolst»- •• On the UW-P8rbidcaunpus, ova' 4ot. of the SlUdc:nlSare IIlllIIIlIdiIioDaL Many of the8e students find organizations aDd peer environmenI8 wbtR they CaD utilize their lI1ents and spend their fftJe time during the Ioog boun between c1aslIes, but IOIIIClimes 1IOIHIlIdi· tional !!IJM!entsjust WlIIIl a place wbtR they CaD get 10 know otIa studenlS like themselves on campus. The answer for these students is the ParIcside Aduh Studenl Alli· ance (PASA). PASA is headed by non-tradi- \ionsI .. wtents,including1'lllsident Ilarl&a Mesa. Vice President GeneDeloldl,andSccmary/IRa- _ Suzanne Larson. Coming "forthisilltaview,PASA's uecutive branch IOId why their organization was a necessity at UW-Partside. Messick expressed tbat "PASA offers support 10 the nonllllditiooal SlUdc:nt- a solution 10 many of their problems. Different people need camraderie. h's~ wecandoforothers. SomeIlCOl'Ie, when they come 10 the campus, . don't feel that they beloog." GeoeDesolell, VicePresident, said "We serve as a place where onecanmeetotlanon-traditional students. PASA contributes to the university by becoming the con~ nection between peers. Take this organization away from ParIcside and wbere would the non-tradi. tiona! student go for support? We help people feel that they belong and are appreciated at Parlcside." When asked aboul the nontraditional students survey conducted by Assistant Chancellor Gary Grace, Suzanne Larson replied, "1bere are only a bandful whoaskforspecialtreatmenlfrom the adminisualion. Mosl students simply go aboul their business and do notn:quire any special lteat· ment or acknowledgement from the university. However, there are a few problems thatParlcsidecould acknowledge, suchasitsinadcquate cbild care, which affects many students who want 10 attend some of the functionsandaclivitieson campus. Another is the (frequently) changing university mission, which has never even acknowledged nontraditional student's needs." "When you have a family, More citations given out instead of arrests By Latesha N. Jude a disturbance in university build- News Editor ings or land. Changes in the new Chapter 18 Furthermore, it also prohibits policy are effective this semester. improper use of university identi- It prohibits smoking in unautho- ficationcards,improperuseoftelerized areas, posession of a weapon, phones, providing false informaduplicalionofuniversitykeys, lam- tion, false fire alarms, possession pering with university locks, and of marijuana, issuing worthless rollerskating/skateboarding inside check under $500.00, fraud in uniuniversity buildings. versity accommodations, use of Chapter 18 alsodetails that no cheating toIcens, possession offireperson may engage in violent, abu· worlcs, and petty theft under $100. sive, indecent, profane, unreason- Ostrowslri met with the Disably loud, disorderly conduct un- trictAttomey'sOffice,theKenosba der Circumslances in which the County ClerIc of Courts, and the ,c:oaduct IelIds 10cause or provoke Circuit Court for Kenosha County I •••• , ., •• r.":"L"~ '-f .... , •••• i, •• , •.• i •• " to establish Chapter 18guidelines. "These citations are very simi· lar 10 a lraffic ticket. We say that you violated Chapter 18 rule and the individual who receive thecitation bas two choices. He can pay lhal citation, the judge will find him guilty, and its no criminal record You just pay the fine. II'S just like a traffic ticket. Or if the person feels lhallbey did not commil a rule violation, they can request a 1riaI. If they are found guilty, they pay the fme-no jail lime and no criminal record," said Continued on PlIJle 19 Tumoulfortheeventisexpeetedto be extensive, so arrive early for a decent seat. Hope 10see you_, CIlll6NJl: !It- ... 6yCar{~ 'Bf..,,{ ... "" .... a "'"tJIU of}in. tWom"",_ '"_1"0 ~ a .noun.of8'""- M"""J6 6</"" 1MW -w.d"'"J1J i1IIo 66#, __ """"" """" 1M IV!iile corps. of ........ 6Juoi""¥~J-_ flruil104mj. SuJt{e.i;ju • aj{ulkr IlIIIi apo/H....., "'" UtJfu. UW·Parkside Adult Student Alliance OfIIce office for over 4()lI, of the campus. and every single one of those students is a member of PASA. "We have lnIditionai stUdenlS who helong and feel comfortable here," concluded Messiclc, "and everyone is welcome. All organizations on campusofferthe feeling of camaraderie, such as Ibe Parle· sideStudenlGovemmentAsSOCiation (pSGA), The Ranger News, Parlcside Activities Board (PAB), and many others. We are here 10 connecl with the other non-traditional students, and to offer them Ihe necessary support and acknowledgemenl lhal Ibey are looking for. That is our contribution to Parkside." PASAis located in 10werMain Place, WLLC D139. 'lbeirnumberis595-2706,and they welcome aU interested students. there are things you mUSI do for yourlife,"Messickcontinued, "and I feel that there should be some fonn of acknowledgemenl or rec· ognition. No one is aslting 10 be treated 'specially'. NOl'specially', jusl differently." "I think, "said thePASAPresidenl, "that the university is becoming more sympethethic toward the non-traditional student's needs. There will always be things thaI could be changed. Personally, I fJndthestaff~nable,andIhave had good results with most of the faculty here al Parlcside." SomeofthemembersofPASA injected lhal they need to be here forthe group support they offer the non-traditional student. PASA allows them 10 band together and give each olber a comfortable atmosphere that helps everyone involved. They know that it is a suppon THI RANGu Nns, Page 4 Feature February 6, 1992 Carl Lindner to read his poetry on Valentine's Day By Andy Patch Feature Writer On Valffltinc's Day, Friday, Fellruary 14, UW-Parksidesbmts and members of the RacineKenosha area will have tbc ~ opponunityrowianeaall'Uepoelic mast.er at wort. Dr. Carl Lindner, pofcssor ofF.nglish at UW-Parksidesince 1969, will be performing 8 free poetry rading at DOOll in Ibo WI.LC Overloot Lounge (southeast comer of hoary, 2nd fkxr). Sponsored by the English Club, die reading willeovtz aslotseleclion of love poems written by Lindner Ovt'I' the last fiftcea yeas, and will be open ro the general public. Lindner, wboreceiwdbisdocunle in American literature from the UaiversayofW"acomio-Madi- 1011 in 1970, has been writing poeuy since die early 1970's. He bas two chap-books ro bis credit as well a one. full-length collection, entidcdShooliltg Basuts/11 aDart Gymnasium (available in die University library and bookstore), and bas been published extensively in such literary publications as 'Ibe Beloit Poetty Journal, The Greensboro Review, and Kansas Quarterly. Currently, he is awaiting publication of bis latest collection ofpoeticwcns,AnglinglnJOLighl, which will serve as a sequel ro Shooting Basuts.... Material for the reading will be taken from various publications, including several from the forthcoming collection. Poetry isa very personal experience for Lindner. "It's something that ba.1 made a great difference in my life .• Jt's taught me a great <bl about myself and about human nature, as well." Furthez. Dr. Lindner feels that a sort of spiritual connection takes place in his work. "I think poetry is a kind of vision lhat overtakes one .. J'm not sure what it is, except that I think it's a way of accessing the uncon• scious or having the unconscious manifest itself •• .And the uncon • sciousiswherepoettycomesfrom." Public readings are quite un• common for Lindner, as he views himself as a fairly private person, and is wary of the potential for exploiting public exposure. The opportunity to witness one of his readings is, then. a rare gift, indeed. Once again, the reading is free and will take place on Friday, February 14, at noon in the WLLC Overlook Lounge. and will run for approximalelythiny-fiveminut.es. Turnout for dleeventisexpr.ctedto be extensive, so arrive early for a decent seal Hope to see YOU there! CanGn.ai: A LDw~ 6y Car! LIMNr '3f«JmtNllli¥, 4 fml6rU of fin, @Jllrt!J""CfflK "'t-4M "'Ori a ui4tm of a,u,,. ~"'il!I' 6ef<M [ NJrJe tllOtdtol JOI' ff, ittu, 66#, IDN"1ltll ftnr#l6 .. ekJrueu,rpuc,/MIUo; 611, alflltll_JI ~ft--- fbcti[ """1J. ,Sc41ut~- •foueer ""'"""''4a"'J goufi#u. PASA offers support for non-traditional students Tlru iltlw thirdina tltru-part . ~I COIICfflUIIJ IM isn,a ONl CON:fflllo/lMNHl-troditk>Ml studelu. On Ibo UW-Pmbidcaunpus. ow.r 4MI of die SbldeolS are nonndiliooal. Many of these Mndeots find organizations and peu enviroomen11 where Ibey CID uliJize their 1almts and spend their &ee time dming the long hours between clas.,es, but sometimes non-uaditional SUldenll just want a place where they can get to koow other studeolS like themselves on campus. The answer for these students is the Parkside Adult Student Alliance (PASA). PASA is headed by non-uaditionalslUdenCS. inclodingPlesidalt Barbara Meaict. Vice President OeneI>eaoedl.and Scaewy/I'reaJma' Suzanne I.anon. Coming ~forlhisintaview.PASA's executive branch told why their O(g8Dir,aril)ll was a necessity at UW-Partside. Messick expressed that "PASA offers support to the nontraditional Sbldeot- a solUbOD to many of their problems. Different people need camraderie. h's~ wecamdoforotbers. Somepecpte. when they come to the campus, . don't feel that they belong." GeneDesoccll, VicePresident. said ~e 9e1Ve as a place where one can meet other non-traditional students. P ASA cootnl>utes to die university by becoming the coo•· nection between peers. Take this organization away from Parkside and where would the non-traditiooa1 student go for support? We help people feel that they belong and are appreciated at Parkside." When asked about the nonttaditional SIUdents survey conducted by Assistant Chancellor Gary Grace, Suzanne Lmson replied. "The.re are only a handful who ask for special treatment from the adminisuation. Most students simply go about their business and do not ·require any special tteatmeot or acknowledgement from the university. However, there are afewproblems thatParksidecould acknowledge, such as its inadequate child care. which affects many swdent. s who want to attend some of thefunctioosandactivitiesoncampus. Another is the (frequently) changing wtiversitymission. which has neverevenacknowledgednonttaditional sludent's needs." "When you have a family. More citations given out instead of arrests By Latesha N. Jude News Editor Owtges in the new Chapter 18 policy are effective this semester. It prohibits sm ·ng in unauthorized areas,posession of a weapon, duplication of university keys. tampering with university locks, and rollerskating/skateboarding inside university buildings. Chapter 18 also details that no person may engage in violent, abusive, indecent, profane, unreasonably loud. disorderly conduct un• der circumstances in which the conduct tends to cause or provoke ,.,,., ........ . a disturbance in university buildings or land. Furthennore, it also prohibits improper use of university identification cards, improper useof telephones, providing false infonnatio • false fire alarms, possession of marijuana, issuing worthless chec under $500.00, fraud in university accommodations, use of cheating tokens, possession of fireworks, and petty theft under $100. Ostrowski met with the DistrictAltomey'sOffice, the Kenosha County Clerk of Courts, and the Circuit Court for Kenosha County to establish Chapter 18 guidelines. "These citations are very similar to a traffic ticket. We say that you violated Chapter 18 rule and the individual who receive the citation has two choices. He can pay that citation, the judge will find him guilty, and its no criminal record. You just pay the fine. It's just like a traffic ticket. Or if the person feels that they did not corn. mit a rule violation, they can request a trial. If they are found guilty, they pay the fine-no jail time and no criminal record," said Continued on Page 19 UW-Parkside Adult Student Alliance Office there are things you must do for your life," Messick continued. .. and I feel that there should be some form of acknowledgement or recognition. No one is as!dng to be treated 'specially'. Not 'specially', just differently." "I think." said dleP ASA President, "that L'ie university is becoming more sympethethic toward the non-traditional student's needs. There will always be lhings that could be changed. Personally, I fin thestaffreasonable,andlhave had good results with most of the faculty here at Parkside." Some fthemembersofPASA injected that they need to be here for the group suppon they offer the non-traditional student PASA allows them to band together and give each other a comfortable atmosphere that helps everyone in• volved. 'Ibey know that it is a suppon office fer over40% of the campus. and every single one of those stu· dents is a member of P ASA. "We have ttaditional students who belong and feel comfortable here," concluded Messick, "and everyone is welcome. All organi· zations on campus off er the feeling of camaraderie, such as the Park· sideStudentGovemmen t Associa• tion (PSGA), The Ranger News, i e Activities Boord (PAB), m many others. We are here to co ect with the other non-tradi· tio students, and to off er thelll the necessary support and mo · Jedgement that they are looking for. Thal is our conttibu· lion to Parkside." P ASAis localed in lower Main Place, WLLC D139. Theirnwnbezis 595-2706,and they welcome all imerestcd sto· dents. - Tm: 1tAHoa NEWS, PlIge S 0I11llu8y21,l992,smok- __... baIaI in Lower Main _ • popu'_ area or lbe ~ BaD. dle Physical ~,UoionSquareand .office b possiblediScii>jiillIiy ,~.:=~:!:~~;~t~~l ~ • lot of coinpl8mis .. dean orlbeif'~hb;Jio~s~i,l)I~' IIIId other people .". action,wOslrOwski said. \.'.,.,.:,:," _somanysmokers According 10 OSlrOwski{if iD Lower Main Place someone really "",lmtslO be un-,,' IIId IJealme impossible. civil about it, it will cost them _fiDiDg up dle offices $69.00 for that cigareue;UDder: JlMn JDd we could sec Cbapt.er18, )8Q§q~j;J.okt!!9~:; .:t~.·~'rree';:;::~.&iuds ~ Expansion of Comm. Arts parking lot Continued from PlI&e 1",' .:" mostpopu1ar lotand itmakes sense 10 us that bocause it is close 10dle academic building. It didn't make sense 10 us 10 invest good mooey makingdleTaUentlotbigge:r;wbe:re nobody likes to park," said OsIrOws1d. "The timing all feD togethervery weD; we have 10tear out all of the Comm Arts lot anyway 10 resurface. The lights needed 10 be repaired underground We saved some money up by not resurfacing earlier in Comm Arts. This is dle primary year 10 do iL The down side is that there will bean increase in parking pennits. We have not raisedjJarldngratesforfouryesrs," OsIrOwski added. Ronald Singer, associate pr0- fessor of Accounting, and chair of theCampusEnvironmentCommittee, expressed concem regarding wbethe:r the Commiuce ...... afforded an adequate opponunity 10 react 10 the proposal prior 10 its lI8JISIJIission 10 the University of Wisconsin-System. "We didn't feel that there was any jUSlificaliOll for expanding it closer 10 Out.erloop Road," said Singer. "There were three specific times when we explained the lotIO thatcommiueeandwegaveitafuU discussionrespondinglOdleirqueslions. Nothing was hidden. They might not agree with the priority needforiL ThereisstiUisafeeling formasstransportation. Why don't peoplesbarearide, whydon'tdley use the bus sysu:m?" said Goetz. According IOGoetz.heislooking at the utilizatioo of the Racine bus sysu:m. He bas a sense that the bus is not used 10its full potential. Feature Join THE RANGER NEWS Better to see your name published as a by-line.than in the Campus Police Reportsl 20% DISCOUNT CUp& Sine This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. J.D.required. Must present ad and 1.0. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler .. Mission Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. SO) 4017 - 75th Street Open Daily 9:30 10m. - 8:30 p.m. 697-0884 SlIIIdays 12:00- 4:00 p.m. People pefer 10bring their cars 10 campus. and GoelZ sees dle pressure by the ovcrllow of parking. ""There is DO question that we had 10do dle renovation in termsof resurfacing; the lot is in danger of falling apart. That bas 10be done," Goetz said. . According to Singer, the c:ommiuce's greaIest cooce:rn ...... that it didn't see any exact evideDcereganlingashortageofpsrking spaces and bow many additional parking spaces were needed. Singer and the commilliee did not feel that there was any sufficient indicalioo that expIIIISioo of the Communication Arts parking lots was reaDy necessary. "We never got any information beyond thaI, On October 2S, theclirec:lllCof securitycame in and basically said we haw: a shortage of parking spaces. He did not peaent any evidence as 10us how serious the shortage was. if lherll was a shortage, how many additional specelI _ needed. We didn't expess any support for it without knowing exactly the details." Singer said. Al:cording 10 Goetz. the pr0- posal came from Ostrowski. "We discussed it with dle Environmental Committee. got their input, IIId it was finally decided IIId handed overlOlhechancellorandapproved by dle Board of Resents and dle building commission," GoelZ added. On November 12. the commiuce sent a memo In Goetz regarding the proposed expansioo of the Communication Arts parking 101. The commiuee remains coocemedaboutfurlhe: rCDClO8Chmenl into green spaces in the absence of evidence of the magnitude of dle problem IIIId consideration of ailaD8tives. Singer recommended some aolutillllS 10 aIleviaIe the parking lot problem if it does exists. He encourages greater use of lbe Kenosha and Racine bus and car pooling. J!'!!"'!f6,1992 11.1 .... IU 11ao1tfn1~01~;i~~i:!c•~-~~ ........ ~~!i;;J uueeSboppe ooe would be~vcin that fashion ... Ostrowski said. ,. Ossrowski said that if someone absolutely imured on smote- . ing indooq. the cantpUK J)Olice :: have a couple choices. "We will refer that indi~ ifdtey are~ student, to lhe dean of students .. office for possible disciplinary action. If they are .a faculty or staff member, they will be refeaed to their ~~~or the d~ of their school fur possible action ... Os1rowski said. According to Ostrowski. if someone really wants to be uncivil about it.. it will cost them $69.00 for that cigaieuc. Under .. Chapter 18.1806(1&1noperson may smoke in any university building except in. lbose areas designated for rhat JJUTP()Se. .. If !OOleoD~ is not willingto channel their disagreeme nt through the appropriate source.,, . , tben drlsis our wt~wewill • a cilaliootolhattndividual.'" \ said Ostrowski , '·:=-··. -:: .,·.. . Osuowsti is' boping people :=· will be COOJ)CnllM', .;: Jk Uf8CS people to remember that . . "We me going to &ry to be . te$t1'00l'DSarenqtaaecludedatta/ '.' avilibaut~. Tbepoinlbemg := andthattbesameatr_goeslhroogh ,;. 1kt die .- and fedetal Jaws · me same~ ~ ::,net __ , tmrtiag area and will be asked ./:'J'beie ,is • ~~ : diafwben,J Feature TnRANGDNsws.~eS Expansion of Comm. Arts parking lot Continued from Paae 1 .. . . ,., . mostpopularlotanditmates sense to m 11w because it is close to the academic building. ltdidn'tmake sense to us to invest good money making the Tallent lot bigger, where no bod y likes to part," said Oscrowsti. "The timing all fell togethervery well; we have to tear out all of the Comm Arts lot anyway to resurface. The lights needed to be repaired underground. We saved some money up by not resurfacing earlier in Comm Ans. This is the primary year to do iL The down side is that there will bean increase in parking pennits. We have not .raised paddn gratea for four years." Ostrowski added. Ro nald Singer, imociate professor of Accounting, and chair of lheCampu.,EnvironmentCommitaee. ~ concern reganling whether the Commiaee was af. forded an adequate oppmtunity to react to the proposal prior to its tnmsmism on to the University of W°JSC()l)sin-System. "We didn't feel tbatdJeZC WU any justification for expanding it closer to Outerloop Road." said Singer. "There were lhree specific times when we explained the lot to that committee and we gave ita full discussion respondingto their questions. Nothing was hidden. They . might not agree with lhe priority need fm iL There is still is a feeling forma§ ttansportation. Wbydon't people share a ride. why don't they use the bus system?" said Goetz. Accon:lingtoGoecz.beislooting at the utilizatioo of lhe Racine bus sy stem. He Ima sense that lhe bus is not used to its full polClltiaL Join THE RANGER NEWS Better to see your name published as a by-line, than in the Campus Police Reportsl UW-Parkside's Comm. Ara parldn1 lot People pef er to bring their cars to campus. and Goetz sees lhe pressure by the overflow of parking. "1belc is no question that we bad todo therenovalion in tttmsof resurfacing; the lot is in danger of Calling apart. Thal bas to be done, .. Goetzsaid. . According to Singer. the commiuec's greatestcoocem was that it didn't see any exact evidenceregardingashortageofparking spaces and how many additional parking spaceswereneede.d. Singer and the committee did not feel that there was any sufficient indication that expansion of the Communication AIU parting IOIS was really necessary. .. We never got any infonnation beyond dlaL On October 25, the director of security came in and buically said we ha~ a shor1age of parking spaces. He did not present any evidence as to us how serious the shonage was. if there was a sbor1age. how many additioaal speces weie needed. We didn't expess any support for it without knowing euctly the details." Singer said. According to Goelz. die proposal came from Ostrowski. "We discus.,cd it with the Environmen- 181 Committee. got their input. and it was finally decided and banded overtolhecbancellorandapproved by lhe Board of Resenu and lbe building commission," Goetz added. On November 12. the com• mittee sent a memo to Goetz regarding the proposed expansion of the Communication Arts parking lot. The committee remains concemedaboutfurtbereoaoachmcot into green spaces in the absence of evidence of lhe magnilude of lhe problem and considendion of alternatives. Singer recommended some aolutia to alleviale lhe parldng lot pn:,blem if it does exists. He encourages greater use of the Kenosha and Racine bus and car pooling. 20% DISCOUNT Clip & Save This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. 11Ys ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I.D. required. Must present ad and I.D. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler .,. Mission Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. SO) 4017 - 75th Street Open Daily 9:30 a.m. - 8:30 p.m. 697-0884 Sundays 12:00 - 4:00 p.m. - -- - ---~ . -~..... .... !!1'ID~a-~~NPI,~PI&e~6~ ~C~a~m~p~u~s...:N.:..:e:.:w:.::s::........ ~6,I~ Student diversity subject of approved teaching grant 81ErIca Sudla News Editor Across thenalion,univenities _ educ:ating a mOlll diverse student JlllIlIIlaIion. UW-Parbide, aloog with many other tolleges, was oot equipped in tbc past to provide IIOIDe of Ibc lcaming "oondilims" for --aaditionaI, minorily, and female SlUdcnls. A proposal to systematitalJy train the fal:uIty and staff and ere- IlIe optimum lcaming c:onditims for everyone was nccdcd, and rcquiredaWlOpdatefunding. SUl:ha jlIlljlOll81wasofferedbyViteChantcllor Jolm SIOl:kwcII and Associ· IlIe Chantcllor Lama 0c110U. The objct:toflhejlloposaJ was to aeate tbc "TC8l:hing for Diver- 1Iity" Center. wbith will pejlIIIe the fatuIly to mcet tbc thangiog student needs. JcanncL. Thomas,aprofcssor ofpsycllo\ogyatUW-Padcside,was the investigator and instigator for Ibis "institutional development" idea dI8t will change lhc lXlUIlIC of cdUl:ationatUW-Parbidcforcv~. The Center'sprimary attivily Willbe to provide training annually for about IS fatuIly affiliates dI8t waltwilltpceroonsull8lllStoevaJuate and adjust reaclJiog IIjljlIOIIl:bes fordtclXJllSl8Ddythanging,diversc student body. The idea is to strengdtcn UW"'- Parbidc as a 1caming <:ommunily by "<:ommunicsting" with lite proper facully, dt=fOlll inaeasing tbc sensilivily and understanding of tbc staff. During the funding period of Ibc projcc:t, the Centercsn dirctdy affect tbc affiliates, lite classes. the studeot associates, and tbc 24 departmental chairs, Ev~one tID benefit from tbe training tbc fatuity will recebe. The reasoning behind the "TC8l:hing for Diversity" Center is simply litis: national statistics desc: ribetbcgrowingownbersofminority. non-tmditional, and female students awcaring on ev~ campus in the nalion. UW-Parbidc csn be an exatOpic to an other csmpuscs by leaming to adapt itself to tbc new and growing segments of its student body, and training its instnx:- tors and professors to enc:ourage and atknowlcdge the diverse students of the institulioo. Effortshavebccnmadctomcet student needs through the Center of Educstional and Cultural Advancemem (CECA) and the Student Support System (SSS). However. although lItese fscillties work well and serve lIteir purposes, few fatuity members have bccn uained to make the optimum learning environment for most, if not all, of their eager students. The proposal suggests dtat tbe Center should be located in tbe Library/Leaming Center, and staffed by a dircttor and a consultanL Through csreer programs fal:- ully will explOlll the medtods of teathing, evaluating grades, and assessing the individual teaclling SUttcSS toward a diverse student population. In a broa~ viewpoint, tbc Universily of WisI:oasin S_ has plated the "Design few Diver. sily" idea as tbc top Jlriorityforlle 1990's. So. tbeCenterwilI_ bollt the institutional and 8YSIeaI. wide decision to improve !be educadonal processes toward divelIe students. All in all, Ibc TC8dIing for Diversity Center, Bttording to LauraGellott, willaffettUW-Pa!t. side in a "positive way, for it will wtainly serve all students. Ally efforts that we address, bowevU to better ~ dtc di_~ tion will affett UW-Parkside posi. tively and effettively." The results of lhe Cciuer will improve lite univenily andenfOl1le its extensive cdUl:ltionat.,.. Pi Sigma Epsilon marketing fraternity recruiting new members Pi Sigma Epsilon, would like towelcomeyou toanotberexciling semester ~ at tbe Universily of WlStmsin-Parkside. What's that? You don't think it's exciling. Well that's bccsuse you're not in Pi Sigma Epsilon. Pi Sigma Epsilon, PSE, is a National Fratemily in marketing, saJcs lIl8IIll&ement and selling, and is represented on ov~ 114 csmpuscs with members in every major cily in tbe United SlateS. We are turrendy I'Cl:IUiling new members for tbc next pledge tlass-beginnlngFebuary 23. How csn you benefit from '---"'--""'-""-_..J being part of PI Sigma Epsilon? PSEm_1Ien Learning Assistance and Counseling offering Perfonnance improvement Forum for math and statistics Theoflic:c ofLcaming Assis- Widtoutpriorregistration,stu. ing, note taking and question ask. • tane:eandCounselingis~~a dentsmay8llclldallofthesessims ing behaviors b. tlass as well as Students who believe they would benefit from Pafurmancc ~1i*ov,anentForum orany individual scssionsdtcy be- their out of tlass jlIejllIrlItion and one or more of the forum sessions are strongly formMhcmatrr/SQ!b'!ks wbith is lieve would benefit dtem. The first n:soun:c using behaviors. • based 011 a 1Io1islil: model. session on February 13 will enable - The dtirdsession onFeb. 21 is encouraged to a~nd. Formore infonnation, callPhil • The ~ of Ibc fOllr SCI- •IJdeDlS to identify the dcvcIop- designed for students who need to Abramoff, math mstroetor, x2716 or Barbara LarsOD, ~ ~ IS !O Cll8b!e students ~t ~ ~ ofdteU Ieaming/ improve their leSt preparation and counselor x2122 bavingclif&u1ticsleamingandlak. tesliag clif&u1tics. leSt taking stills and strategies as ,. ing IeStS ~ DII;th and statistic:s Tbis session isrc<:ommcnded weU as dtcir abilily to reJax wbilc r=:---=-------------:-, c:omsea 10 idcaIify tbc tlIISCS of to all studcnlS who do not have a jlIIljl8ring for and ta1dngexams. The office of Learnl'ng Assl'stance their p-obIcma lIId develop plans tIea' undcnlaading of all tbc fal:. The fina1 session on Man:h 5 toimprovctbeiratademic:pmor- tors tOIIlributing to their fear or willbehclpfultoanystudentswho and Counseling is offering a Per- III8IItc. lack of succ:ess in math or stalis- have trouble hand1ing stress and ~ sessions will be on tOIl- tits. The sctondscssion on Febru- anxiety. A ho1istit approach to formance Improvement Forum for ~live1bursdaysfrom 11-12:15 ary 20 will fotuS on study skills illtlCasiligstressmanagerneatskills m lhe CECA eoau-s area in and IiedJnil:al solutions. will be uscdoov~gcsreofbody mathematics/statistics to improve • :~=~MingonThurs. needI::=:::::~. :x.~~ofimag~andmusc:'; collegiate academic skills, There are a numm of ways: * Gain Experience That Directly Applies To Many Of The Skills You Will Develop While In College. *Learn ToInteractWithProfessionalsOnAPers01liliAnd Professio1lil1Level. * Obtain Contacts To Help You Find Jobs And Interns/ Ups. * Meet New And Exciting Friends! If any of Ibis sounds like it might be somedting for you, attend our slide presentation: Feb. 10 12:00 to 12:30 Feb. 12 12:00 to 12:30 In Molinaro 105 when: you'U seelbe red exdtemenL FeclIiec to lIriDg a friend along with you. If you have any problems attending the slide presentation but would like more infonnatiOllOO Pi Sigma Epsilon. or if you have any questions stop down in our oIlice, MoInDI37D. Our hours arc Mon.-Fd. 9:00 to 1:00. Or youcsn c:alIBrilaProut at 633-2841 in Racine or Mitt Johnson at 942'()399 in Keaosba and leave a message. Remember: Our next pledge tlass for new members bcgias Feb 23. ~1'111~RANGD~~N~IWl~,Plge~~6 ____ _:...,. _____ C:::=a::.m.:!:p:.:u:.:s:....:N:....:..:.e..:..::w-=s------------~6.~ Student diversity subject of approved teaching grant B:,ErlcaSalda NewsF.dftor Across lbenation. uniwnilies are educating a mac diverse student population. UW-Parkside, along with many other colleges, was not equipped in die put to provide l()IDC of the learning "conditioos" for non-lraditional. minority, and femaleSIDdenls. A proposal to systemalically train the faculty and staff and ere• optimum learning conditions for everyone wa needed. and required IIJlPIOPriale funding. Such a proposal wasofferedby Vice Chancellor John Stockwell and Associ- 8 Chancellor Laura Gelloa. 1beobjectof lheproposal WM to create the "Teaching for Diversity" Cenat.r, which will pepare the faculty to meei ~ changing lhe project. the Center can directly student needs. affect the affiliales, the classes, the JeanneL Tbomas,aprofessor student asociates. and the 24 deofpsycbologyatUW- Pmbide, was panmenaal chairs. Eve.ryone can the investigatm and instigat« for benefit from the training the factbis "institutional development" ulty will receive. idea that will change the course of The reasoning behind the education at UW-Partsideforevtt. "Teaching for Diversity" Center is The Center'sprimary activity simply this: national statistics dewill be to provide training annually scribe the growing nwnbers of mifor about IS faculty affiliare, tbat Dority, oon-b'llditional, and female wOltwithpeercoosultarmtoevalu- students appearing on every camate and adjust te.aching approaches pus in the nation. fortbeCOOSlalldychanging,diverse UW-Partside can be an exstudent body. ample to all other campuses by The idea is to strengthen UW _,... learning to adapt itself to the new Parbide a a learning community and growing segments of its stuby "communicating" with the dent body, and training its instrucproper faculty, tberefcxe increa.1- un and prof ess<n to encourage ing the sensitivity and understand- and acknowledge the diverse stuing of the staff. dents of the institution. During the funding pmod of Effortsbavebeenmadetomeet student needs through the Center of F.ducational and Cultural Advancement (CECA) and the Student Suppat System (SSS). However, although these facilities work well and serve their purposes, few faculty members have been trained to make the optimum learning environment for most. if not all, of their eagtt students. The proposal suggests that the Center should be located in the Library/Learning Center, and staffed by a director and a consultanL Through career programs faculty will expltXC the methods of teaching, evaluating grades, and assessing the individual teaching success toward a diverse student population. In a broader viewpoint. the University of Wiscmsin s,tw placed the "Design b nn.. sity" idea as the top priority fcwle 1990's. So, theCcn&erwillreftect both the institutimat and IYSlelnwide decision to improve tbe edg. cational processes toward di\'ale students. AU in all. the Teaching fer Diversity Center, •ccording to Lama Gel.Iott. will affect UW-Pmt. side in a "positive way, for it YiilJ certainly serve all students. Asr, efforts that we address. boweva, to better serve the divenetion will affect UW-Pmtsidcposi. lively and effectively." The results of the Ccmer will improve the university and enforce its extensive educational sys1an, Pi Sigma Epsilon marketing fraternity recruiting new members PSEm•ben Pi Sigma Epsilon. would like towelcomeyoutoanotherexciting semester here at the University of Wiscmsin-Parkside. What's lhat? You don't think it's exciting. Well that's because you're not in Pi Sigma Epsilon. Pi Sigma Epsilon, PSE. is a National Fraremity in marketing, sales management and selling, and is represented on over 114 campuses wi1b membets in every maja city in the United States. We are currently recruiting new members for the next pledge clw-beginnlng Febuary 23. How can you benefit from "-----=----..;..----..1 being part of PI Sigma Epsilon? There arc a nwnber of way : * Gain Experience That Directly Applies To Many Of The Skills You Will Develop While In College. * Learn TointeractWithProfessionalsOnAPersonalAnd Professional Level. * Obtain Contacts To Help You Find Jobs And Internships. * Meet New And Exciting Friends! If any of this sounds like it might be something for you.attend our slide presentation: Feb. 10 12:00 to 12:30 Feb. 12 12:00 to 12:30 In Molinaro 105 where you'll see die red excitement Feel free IO Iring a friend along with you. If you have any problems 11· tending the slide presentation but would like more infonnalionon Pi Sigma Epsilon, or if you have ay questions stop down in om officet Moln0137D. Our hours are Mon.-Fri. 9:00 to 1 :00. Or you can call BriaaProul at 633-2841 in Racine« Mic Johnson at 942-0399 in Kmosba and leave a message. Remember: Our next pledge class for new mcmben begins Feb 23. Leaming Assistance and Counseling offering Perfonnance improvement Forum for math and statistics Tbe office of~~ Wilhoutpriorregistration. stu- ing, note taking, and question ask· tance and Counseling II mfenng a dents may 81fendall of the sessions ing bdlaviors in cllS.1 as well a., Pafonnance lmJxo'WIDCIUFcnm or •Y individual sessions Ibey bo- their out of cllS.1 preparation and formMbcmatic.VSlatistics which is licve would benefit them. The first resource using behaviors. bacd OD• holistic model. aessionODFdlC'Uary 13 will enable - 1be thirdses.mn on Feb. 27 is . 1be purpose of the four aes- lbldeols ID identify the develop,- designed for students who need to 110D formn II ID enable students meat and causes of tbdr 1eaming/ improve their tc.,t preparation and bavingdifliculticsleamingandtak· testing difficuhics. tc.,t laking skills and stralegies as ing tests in malb and mtistics This session is recommended well a their ability to ttJax while courses ID idcmify the CIUleS of to all Sbldenll who do not have a preparing for and taking exams. their poblems and develop plans clear undentanding of all the fac• 1be final seaion on March s to improve their academic perfor- tors cootribuling to their fear or will be helpful to any students who mance. lack of success in math or saatis- have trouble handling stress and ~ sessions will be OD con- tics. ThesecondseaiononFebru- anxiety. A holistic approach to seculivelbursdaysfrom 11-12:lS llt'J 20 will focus on study skills increasmgsaressmanagementskills in the CECA Commoos 1m1 in and ICchnical solutions. will be used covezing care of body Dl82 WU.C beginning on Thurs- Itis designed for students who self 1alk., meof image:ryandmusck ' day, February 13. need to improve their cmcenaat- . relaxation. Students who believe they would benefit from one or more of the forum sessions are strongly encouraged to attend. For more infonnation, call Phil Abramoff, math instructor, x27 l 6 or Barbara Larson, counselor, x2122. The office of Learning Assistance and Counseling is offering a Performance Improvement Forum for mathematics/statistics to improve collegiate academic skills. eo -felnaII 6, 1992 BECOME A SHELTER WORKER FOR BAT. :n:REDWO~NANDTHEIR CHILDREN. Trainmg classes begin on Monday and Wednesday evenings from 6:00-9:00 PM beginning February 17th at the Womcn'sResource center in Racine. Learn the effect of ~olence on families, counseling techniques and policy and procedures of the shelter. Sign up in the Volunteer Office. STH GRADER AT OLYMPIA BROWN ELEMEN. TARY SCHOOL NEEDS TUTOR. Do you like children and have the ability to motivate one child to improve his school work? Volunteer once or twice wceIdy Cor 1hour. Make a difference in someone's life. BE A "CAMPUS FRIEND" TO AN INTERNA. T10NAL STUDENT AT PARKSIDE. Learn about otbercultures while having lunch, shopping, studying, information sharing. etc. once a week or when convenient with schedule. Interests will be matched. Ask for more information in the Volunteer Office or the International Service Office. ONE TIME EVENT VOLUNTEERS NEEDED. The Very Special Arts Festival (on campus) Tuesday, March 17th from 9:00-1:00 needs many people who will be artist's assistants and group aides with children who have disabilities. For first choice of placement. sign up today. See Carol Engberg in the Career Center WLLC-D175 or caD 595"2011. SOC Recruitment Fair '92 40-50clubs plan to attend lIyBrio MaIleD Featare Writer DcIlaPi. Chess Club, Gay andLes· bianOrganizalion, OtemislryClub, C1KnIe, Sketch andLitellllY Journal Club, and the YoUng Democrats. An estimated 40 10 SO clubs havepJannedlOassembleandshow what !hey have 10 offer 10 the stu· dent body. The overall pUJ')lOseof the fair is 10 make students aware of all the clubs and organizations here at UW -PllIkside. For more infonnalion. call exlCllSion 2244 . or IooIt for flyers throughout cam· pus. On February 12, the Student Organization Council (SOC) is havingitsbiannualrccruilmcntfair. Manti Gras will be the theme of Ibis scrncster's fair which will be held from 9 a.m. 10 3 pm. in MainpIace. Nine new clubs were formed 8Ddadded 10the existing forty-two Ilrpnizations 011campus this year. The new clubs iDcludc Voices of PIrbide, Writing Club, Kappa Feature Student bill of rights nears Implementation By DeDDls Clarke News Writer , I Mier months of debate and COIllroversy,alllskforcccompriscd of students, faculty, staff and adminislrators from throughout the UW·System is now ptepwing 10 recommend 10 the BoanI of Regents a system-wide S1Udent bill of rights that will ensure qllll1ity un. dergraduate education for all Uni· versity of Wisconsin students. The task force will meet for what members hope will be the last time in Madison 011Satunlay, ~ ruary 8 10 fmalize the wonIing of thedocumcntbeforcit isscntlO the BoanIofRegents forcoosidealion. If lBIified, the bill of rights ErIe IIcme wou1d berevolutionaryforschools have COIISisted rImostly lXlII·stu· in the UW·System. "This is the dents. Therewouldhavebcenl1llec first time that this is going III be faculty membin. Slaff members or implemented in the stIIlc rIW'1S- adminislIalOn for every one stu· consin,"saidEricBovcc. vicepresi- dent 011 the c:ommillec. dent of the PSGA and member of , However, this ratio did not sit the task foree ICS)lOIISib1c for the..--wen with the United CouncU of crealion of the bill of rights. UW S1UdeIItGovcmmClllS, an or· Other schools, such as UW - ganization concerned with mallclS Superior,bavetheirownindividual involving student governments bill of rights, commented Bovee, throughout the UW·Systcm. but this document would be the Therefore, theUnited Council first bill of rights that would apply organized a boycott of the task 10all UW -System schools. force and eventually persuaded The proposed version of the Stephm R. Ponch, UW .SyslCDl bill of rights includes issues deal· vicepresidenlforacademicaffairs, ing with insuuctional pt'OCCSS,lXlII' lOensme that students wou1d make insbuctionalactivities,Sbldenlcon- up a majority on the IIIsk force. duct and student responsibilities. Ponch also delayed the IIIsk One major item, according 10 force's October meeting 10 allow Bovee, is a student's right 10 take studentgovcmmcntslOsolicitmorc part in the developmcnt of teacher input from their respective institu· evaluations and 10 have easy ac- tioos 011 the bill of rights issue. cess IOresults of those evaluations. "This is the first time students Another major point deals with a have com~ a IIU\iority 00 any student'srightlOappcalagmdeor UW-Systcrn task force," comfile a grievance agiinst an inslruc· mcnted Bovee. tor. There are numerous other is- The J6.member IlISk- force, sues addressed in the bill of rights. with, 19 students and 17 lXlII-stuand Bovee welcomes concerned dents,linallyrnetinDccemberand students questions and comments. began 10 create the student bill of The idea for a student bill of rights. After meeting again Februrights came about after a major ary I, the task foree felt that it rcvicwofundergraduateeducation should meet once again 10 deal in the UW-System revealed the with vsrious new issues that were need for a document 10, as Bovee brought up. As a result, the IIIsk put it, "bridge the gap between force will meet this Saturday, Febstudents, faculty, staff and admin· ruary 8, in Madison. istration." Bovee noted that the bill of Initially, the IIIsk force that rights will hopefully be approved would have heen responsible for by the Board of Regen IS sometime drafting the bill of rights would in March. Recycle Mel jaV\JaloAoa~ Recycle Mel jaV\l aloAoa~ Recycle Mel jall'Jal~A~a~ Recycle Mel jaVoaJpAoa~ J C) In ,- h ~ A. Cl n 9 ~ r \IV s .. , • f .'" ~6.1991 BECOME A SHELTER WORKER FOR BATTEREDWOMENANDTBEIRCHILDREN. Training classes begin on Monday and Wednesday evenings from 6:~9:00 PM beginning February 17th at the Women's Resource Center in Racine. Learn the effect of ~olence on families, counseling techniques and policy and procedures of lhe helter. Sign up in the Volunteer Office. STHGRADERATOLYMPIABROWNELEMENTARY SCHOOL NEEDS TUTOR. Do you like children and have the ability to motivate one child to improve his school work? Volunteer once or twice weekly for 1 hour. Make adiffeience in someone's life. BE A "CAMPUS FRIEND" TO AN INTERNATIONAL STUDENT AT PARKSIDE. Learn about other cuhures while having lunch, shopping, studying, infon:mtion sharing, etc. once a week or when convenient with schedule. Interests will be matched. Ask for more information in the Volunteer Office or the International Service Office. ONE TIME EVENT VOLUNTEERS NEEDED. The Very Special Arts Festival (on campus) Tuesday, March 17th from 9:00-1:00 needs many people who will be artist's assistants and group aides with children who have disabilities. For first choice of placement, sign up today. See Carol Engberg in the Career Center WLLC-D175 or call 595-2011. SOC Recruitment Fair '92 40-50 clubs plan to attend byBriuMa Feahlff Writer On February 12. the Student Organiwion Council (SOC) is havingitsbiannualrccruibnentfair. Manti Gras will be the theme of this ~•s fair which will be held from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. in Mainplace. Nine new clubs weie formed and added to the existing forty-twO 0rglniumona OD campus this year. The new clubs include Voices of Parbidc, Writing Club, Kappa DebaPi, Chess Club, Gay and Lesbian Organization, O,ernistry Club, Ch<nle, Sketch and Literary Journal Club, and the Young Demoaats. An estimated 40 to SO clubs have planned toassembleand show what they have 10 off er to the Shi· dent body. The overall purpose of the fair is to make students aware of all the clubs and organizations here at UW-Padcside. For more information. call exrcnsion 2244 · or look for flyers throughout campus. Feature ~tudent bill of rights nears implementation By Dennis Clarke NtwsWriter After months of debate and corurove,sy ,aiastfon:ecomprised of SIUdents, faculty, staff and administrators from throughout the UW-Sys&em is now ,Pliepaing to recommend to the Board of Regents a system-wide student bill of rights that will ensure quality undergradua1e education for all University of Wiscoosin students. The task force will meet for what members hope will be lhe last time in Madison on Samrday .~ ruary 8 to finalize the wonling of • the document before it is sent to the L-.;;;::.:.....:..:::== BoardofRegents forconsideralion. If ratified. the bill of righL1 Eric lkme wouJdberievolutionaryforschools have consiSled of mosdy non-stuin the UW-System. wniis is the dents. Therewouldbavebemduce first time that this is going., be facultymembm,sa.affmembersor implemented in the Stale of Wis- adminisllalon for every one stu• consin." said Eric Bovee, vicepresi- dent on the oommiuee. dent of lhe PSGA and member of , However, Ibis ratio did not sit the cask force responsible for the __.well with the United Council of criealion of the bill of rights. UW SIUdeat Govemmems, an or- Other schools. such as UW- gmlizadon concemed with matttn Superior,havetheirownindividual involving student governments bill of rights, commenced Bovee, throughout the UW-System. but this docmnent would be the Therefore, the United CoWICil first bill of rights that would apply organized a boycott of the tau: to all UW-System schools. force and eventually persuaded The proposed version of the Stephen R. Portch, UW-System bill of rights includes issues deal- vicepresidentforacademicaffairs. ingwithinSbUCtionalprocea,non- toensurethalstudentswouldmake insttuctionalactivities,studentcoo- up a majority on the tm force. duct and student responsibilities. Portch also delayed the task One major item , according to force's October meeting to allow Bovee, is a student' s right to take studentgovemments10solicit1D<XC part in the development of teacher input from their respective instituevaluations and to have easy ac- lions on lbe bill of rigbas issue. cess to results of those evaluations. ''This is the first time students Another major point deals with a have compised a majority on any student'srighttoappealagradeor UW-System task force," comfile a grievance against an inslruc· mented Bovee. tor. There are nmnerous other is- The 36-member task force, sues addressed in the bill of rights. with_ 19 students and 17 non-Sbl• and Bovee welcomes concerned dents, finally met in Dccembetand students questions and commentS. began 10 create the student bill of The idea for a student bill of rights. After meeting again Februrights came about after a major ary I, the task fon:e felt that it rcvicwofundergradwueeducation should meet once again IO deal in the UW-System revealed die with various new issues that were need for a document to. as Bovee brought up. As a result, the task put it, "bridge the gap between force will meet this Saturday,Febstudents, faculty, Staff and admin· ruary 8, in Madison. istration." Bovee noted that the bill of Initially, the task force that rights will hopefully be approved would have been responsible for by the Board of Regents SOlllCtime drafting the bill of rights would in March. Recycle Mel i8V\I a1ofi.oa~ Recycle Me! i8V\I e10Aoa~ Recycle Me! i811'J e1:>A:>e~ Recycle Mel i8~ a1:>Aoa~ • . . . ' J 0 . ' ., I n • ,- h e A: a. n g e r l'J e w s Tal a- NIWS, Page 8 FebU!J6, 1!92 UW-Parkside's Condom Olympics designed to , educate and provide entert~inment to students B,And, PlItdl Feature Writer O.K. • so you live in Resi· dence Halls. Oneday, say Wednesday February 12, you're sitting around, bored out of your gourd (bored, here at the Midwestern Mecca of Party Aclivity? • No Waylll), so you say ID yourself, "Self, I gotta do something. But what? Go to a movie? Now there's something new. Go bowling? PuhIeezel Go get ttashed? Sorry, classes tomorrow ... Waitllgotit! Wbatl'vebeen waiting all year forI That'sit! The CONDOM OLYMPICS I" Yes, l!Iat's right folks - they're back - the Residence Hall Associalion's Vtrf own Condom Olympicsl Back for theirsopbomore season, tying inID "Love carefully Wee1I., "theCondom OIympicswill take place on Wedneaday, Febru· ary 12 in tbe Residence Hall Core BuiIdiDg and its adjacent patio. Teams of two people (in any combjnarion, ie., two guy&, two .. ... ". I __ . I -... __..~.----l v-.-' (1; :ONDOM ~.., --J enpg girls, or one guy and one Bi1 ofwhichmustbeliviDaiDlbe;~ donee Halls) will ....... . f COIDpele mava. nety 0 events, iDc:ludlngIhe Condom Toss, the COIIlbIi .... WrapThatBanana,lIIl1a~ bonanza of others. First, second, and 1binI.-e team memben will aD ree:ei\oe!Jle condoms, (the possibilityorOlber aw~ is being looted~)l1Idall parucipants are expectedlDliave. great lillie (and yes, lhatisllllllda. tory). Developed in an effort IIICo quaintstudontswith"safelel"1IiI to promorefamiliaritylllll1mbt witll tileuseofcondcms"'. "proreclive" devices, Ibe p1afea is being coordinaled by Residcace Advisors Janice Word, Can Shin:el, Dawn Weber." Oar Toscano. Pre·regisllatioD it mquRd, though enaies are free. Farmsat available in tbe HoIIiDg 0lIice. Forfur1herinbdlllioa,~ of tile afonmentioDed U'L Slalt practicIala, .. we" to see you tberel Dining Room Mon-Thurs: 7:30am· 7pm Friday: 7:30am·2pm JOI9£ 'I9iE 9{98{fjT/l{9{1:,WS fJ'0'1Jf4.'1 Union SquareBar Mon-Thurs: llam ·l1pm Friday: llam -7pm Sat & Sun: OPen only for registered events lDformadon Center Mon&Thurs: Sam·6pm Tues.&Wed: Sam-5:30pm Friday: Sam • 4:15pm BrDDCla Sat & Sun: l1am-lpm Reservation Ollke Mon·Thurs: Sam·6:3Opm Tues, Weds, Fri: Bam-4:30pm CoITee Sboppe Mon-Thurs: 7:3Oam-8pm Friday: 7:3Oam·2pm Ualoll Square GrDl Mon-1burs: l1am • 2:30pm 4:30pm· 10:3Opm Friday: llam - 2:30pm 4:3Opm-7pm UnloaDeD Moo -Fri: lIam·7pm saturday: 11am·lpm Sunday: 4pm·7pm RecCenter Mon-1burs: 9am·llpm Friday; 9am. midnight Saturday: noon • midnight Sunday: noon·1Opm 'ValentinePizza Show your sweetheart you really care give a healthy valentine. Heart shaped cheese pizza and a helium heart balloon $5.99 Free Delivery 657-7433 Mention ad when calling 4002-52nd Street. Kenosha _.. ... ,,.,.. _____ -----------------..-! IO Start pacticing, ad•· youdlelel JOI'Jll .The.ParkSide ·Unloii• 'l!J-{'£ 9t.M{f]'E/1('}£'E'WS . . . 'IO'lJJt'J Union SquareBar Bradt Ullkm Square GrDI Dining Room 'Valentine Pizza Mon-Thurs: llam- llpm Sal&Sun: Mon-Thms: Mon-Thurs: Friday: llam-lpm 11am - 2:30pm 7:30am-7pm Show your llam-7pm 4:30pm-10:30pm Friday: Sat&Sun: ReservatioD Office Friday: 7:30am-2pm sweetheart you really care Mon-Thurs: 11am - 2:30pm Open only for 8am-6:30pm 4:30pm-7pm Rec Center give a healthy valentine. registered events Tues, Weds, Fri: Mon-Thurs: Heart shaped cheese pizza Information Center 8am-4:30pm UDJonDeu 9am-11pm Mon&Thurs: Mon-Fri: and a helium heart balloon 8am-6pm Coffee Shoppe 11am-7pm Friday; $5.99 9am • midnight Tues.&Wed: Mon-Thurs: S81Urday: Saturday: 8am-5:30pm 7:30am-8pm llam- lpm noon - midnight Free Delivery 657-7433 Friday: Friday: Sunday: Sunday: 8am-4:15pm 7:30am-2pm 4pm-7pm noon- lOpm Mention ad when calling 4002-52nd Street • Kenosha - ... ~6,I992 ~ttin,gajQh o>nsiderstate and federal employment 'l1Ic FeckJal Government ofllIS. wide varietY of employment ~ forcoUege graduates. MoIteDlrY level positions are fiI1eddliOUlh dieACWA (Adminjsadtec. emwithAmerica)pro- The ACWA program con- :'"of wriIIen examinations rep- JaCIlIinI occupational gn;>ups. llascdon dleexaml'lll1llg, can- _IIIIDCS are placed on a list of eJi&iIIIe IIIlPlicantsand referred to (edeII\ agencies with vacancies. ~ to lake the ACWA exams are available In WLLC DI7S. SlIIdenU graduating In AcllJIriII, BioIoIY, Malhematics, IIIl1adler tecImi<:a1 areas usually bave speciallplllication materials IIIl1doDO_tdie ACWA exams. A1Io, ayone with a cumula- ~GPA of35 or beUer can apply Ill.... diIectly. Come to the e.- CenIer and become more familiar with these procedures. ArepresentativefromtheStaIe of Wisconsin will be on campus February 17 at 10:30 am in Union 104 to review the Stale hiring pr0- cess and answer individual questions. Vacancybulletinsarereceived by theCareerCenterevery ten days and often include poshons of interesLRecentbulletinshaveincluded announcements for Personnel Assistant and Probation and Parole Agent, Manypositionsrequireexaminations and candidale registers are established, Candidates are urged to apply anytime during their senior year since some examinations are only give once a year. Both the Stale and federal hiringprocessesareratherfonnalized and may lake several months. Start exploring these employment OIltionsNOWI o£ ..... _- -~ .~" , Find it hard to save? Tallent Hall Rm. 286 595-2150 9,30-4,00 Send flowers to all your favorite tVafentines .---Angelo Florist (414) 654·0721 17CJ7Sheridan Road • Kenosha, WI Feature TIlE RANoa NIW!l, Page 9 Live bands abound in local area I II__~::=:P~SIDEUNION .v presents ~so~ ~Sf~l)\\ 4"~o SPRING BRE~~ IJA~A,"AClff UUCti Th6 beach will blow you a~~~~~~~gar w~te~=eS= • J.f!r lurquoise Gulf waters you'll rood thi~beach 10 be the n~:", "party" all day fil Break location today! On Panama City ~ch yo~ can tereb~ bobie cats, aDd and enjoy your favorite water activities like jet skis, wa d 'arty all Dig.bt, "'~um1J]Ji.~xa:rparasamng. Then catch lhe beautiful 5U~1 and get ~/S tep Break mak< 2 these nightclubs &: beacbbars have DOc10SlDghours. pnng ;Ii it Panama City Beachm ~ YOUR SPRING BREAK PACKAGE INCLUDES: .,u ~ oda I ~ 7 exciting nights • tach botel bas • buUUUII '* t High quality :ea~~D~ct:r:tur:,°a':-c~ditioaiD&. private batb, telephont. color ~ ::1 ~~~ O:rl~~the tropical Gulf of Maico. Rooms with kltc:bcDttU:S also aYailab AlL OF OUR HOTELS AJtE ux:nED DIUC1U ON THE BEACH ~ * adt -"'tlOD departlna from your C2lllpu5aDd travel· Round trip charttrrd m~tor co Cit ~tt;. Au busa have rediDiD& seats, alr-coodltloalDg. J log straight through to uotma Y c'. aDd washroom (adUtles for a comfortable ride. fI --'~uIe or pool dtcklbexb parties ond optiooalactivities. * t .. ASpeccoiaml plPealenam~a CIt)' Beach IISpriDC Break Shuttle" for lDt:.r ..r.._.._.....PUS_.....m.. _o.- ' trip .....• *tlclpaots to aet to all your favorite places - day aDd DI&h -Campus Food. mm:baDdlse. and servke d.1scoUDts prov1d~ by local merchants to aU lata' ProgramS' trip participants. ~ : ~.~~ .. -;.~~~_ •• ,n - _•• ~ -. rf~ By Job Papan Feature Writer Wake up Parkside, you're dead! 'There's live music in them there hills of Racine and Kenosha that's going by unheard. While you sit at home glaring at ''Friday Night Concert" on your tube, somewhere in your backyard there's a band on the uprise. Are you going to let the next Oceans, Bodeans or Realm slip between your fingers? Why wait to see such bands in monsterous, impersonal arena when you can enjoy them while they are still playing the much With ECU, saving is easier. Our regular savings earns 5.15%, yielding 5.25%! ServIng all UW Parkslde employees and students. _~\lCATOIlS (ltl) •• more intimate club cireuit? Well shucks, now you have no more excuses. Every week. in addition to giving a brief biography of bands, this article will fealUrea calendar oflive music in the general Racine/Kenosha area. To resolve any confusion, clubs that are located in Racine will be followed by an R, while clubs located in Kenosha will be followed by aK,(Whataconceptl) This week's line-up goes a little somethin' like this: Thursday· ludge'sChambers(R)AI1-Star lam (Jazz &. Blues) WJTH 11tA.~S"'ORTi\TlOS FOR FtJRT'HER INFORMAnON Ao.'1DRESERVATIONS Friday· Boomen (R) Maylan (Rock) Hawks (K) life underground lax (K) Down n' Dirty (Rock) Saturday· George's (R) White Bros. (Blues) Hawk's (K) Down n' Dirty (Rock) IsIandWest(R) Sha1cer's(50'S and 60's) MemoriaIHaII(R)KoKoTaylor (Olicago Blues) RI's (R) SL Aint (Rock) •I STOP BY THE ARKSIDE UNION RM.209\ \ OR CALL S95-22?4 Qettin a ·ob Consider state and federal employment ne Federal Government of. rc,sawidevarietyof emp oym t op111111 for college grad • Moat entry level "lions are filleddioa&b the A CW A (Admin ialdteOlffl'Switb America)pro• Tbe ACW A program C-On· :: of wridm exam ination rep,- ng occupational ~ups B&,cdon lhe exam rating, can. didllB1aDesareplaccdon li of mp,le applicanlS and ref erred to t'ederll qeocies with cies. Applicarims to late lhe ACW A exa are available in WLLC D175. SludeaCS graduating in AC· coaeti11, Biology, . s, IDd odler tcdllical area., usually IIM spec:ial applicaion . IDddonot llke lbe ACW Aexam_s. Abo. 111yonc with a cumulativeGPA cf 3.S or better can y 10 ,.._ difflcdy. Come IO the Career ~ and become m #- - familiar with these procedures, Arepresemativefrom the State of Wisconsin will be on campus Femuary 17 at 10:30 am in Union 104 IO review the state hiring process and answer individual questions . V acancybulletinsarereceived by thcCareerCenterevezyten days d often include positons of interCSL Recent bulletins have included announcements for Personnel Assistant Probatioo and Parole AgenL ManypositiomrequireCJtaminations and candidate registers are lablished. Candidates are urged to apply anytime during their senior since some examinatioos arc only give once a year. Boch the Stale and federal hir- • proc:esse., arcnuherfonnali.zed may several months. Start exp oring these employment options OW! Fmd it h ard to save? Wi th F.CU saving is easier. Our regular savinss earns 5.15% yielding 5.25%! Serving all UW Parkside employees and students. ·\1 CATORs ( ~lR~\) Tallent Hall Rm. 286 595-2150 9:30-4:00 Send flowers to all your favorite o/afentines Angelo Florist (414) 654-0721 7700 Sheridan Road • Kenosha, WI Feature THI RANca Nns, Page 9 Live bands abound in local area By John Papan Feature Writer more intimate club cireuit? Friday- Wake up Parkside, you're dead! Well shucks, now youbave no more excuses. Every week, in addition to giving a bief biography of bands, this article will feature a calendar of live music in the general Racine/Kenosha area. Boomers (R} Maylan (Rock} Hawks (K) life underground Jax (K) Down n' Dirty (Rock) There's live music in them there hills of Racine and Kenosha that's going by unheard. Saturday- While you sit at home glaring at "Friday Nigh t Concert" on your tube, somewhere in your backyard there's a band on the uprise. Are you going to let the next Oceans, Bodeans or Realm slip between yolD' fingers? To resolve any confusion, clubs that arc located in Racine will be followed by an R, while clubs located in Kenosha will be followed by a K. (Wbatacooceptl} George's (R) White Bros. (Blues) Why wait to see such bands in mo nstcrous, impersonal arena when you am enjoy them while the y are still playing the much This week's line-up goes a little somethin' like this: Thursday- Judge's Ownben{R)All•Star Jam Qazz & Blues) Hawk's (K) Down n' Dirty (Rock) lslandWest(R)Sbakez's(SO's and(J()'s) MemmalHall (R) KoKo Taylc: w (Olicago Blues) RJ's (R) SL Aint (Rock) • I II _,..,.::= I PARKSIDE UNION presents ~so~1> ~ S'Y~1)\'. ~S\,.tft\-0 ~i,t<ll SPRING BREAK IJA~MA CIIT UliCti • I '11,kb<a<hwWbl= YoU•!~1~.....-whlt,7'=-S....., • ,J;,. M.L OUR ROO.lfS ~ turquoise Gulf waters you'll rmd thls beach ~ bt then~-; "party" .K~ "t1r Break location today! On Panama City Beac yo~ can e boble ts, d ~ j~ ARE GULF FRO NT! and enjoy your favorite water activities like jet skis, water :lkes, party :: W::t. ~QAQD QYCfldBGE' para.sailing. Then catch the bthaautlful su1~taa:!~ ~ ~;ring Break makt . • these nightclubs & beacbbars ve no c osm ;Ji It Panama City Beach!!! , YOUR SPRING BREAK PACKAGE INCLUDES: ,,._, f * High quality :e2kcb~nt .:'r:,uns C::-<~dltlonin&, private bath, telephone, color TV, ::t :=o~';' oveec..i~~ the troplcal Gulf ol Mako. Rooms with kltcbenett.e:s also nallable. odatl ~ 7 excitiDJ nights - each hottl bas a beau...... I AU OF OUR HOTELS AU LOCATED DIRECTU ON THE BEACH • ach lraDSponatlon departln& from your campus ud travef. * Round trip cbarured motor co CJ Buch All buses have rediniD& seats, air-<ondltlon1o1, F Ing strai&bttbrougb to Panama ty • . aad washroom fadlitles tor a comfortable ride. ~ * ldaedule or pool dec~h partlts and optional activities. t * :;:~ Ci1y Bada "Spriaa Break Shuttle" for lnttr-Cunpus Prncrams' trip par• tlclpants 10 &et to all your ra~tt places - day ud Di&ht. 111 -Cam * Food, mm:halldlse, aod service discounts pro.idtd by local mm:hants to all ttr pus J>rocrams' trip particlpa11ts. ;Ji * 7our aur. l J1 · * hllr escorted br Vlf•Paruid• ud JcP tour etaff to •••i•t rou duriai 11• 5 224 FOR FIJlmfER L'IFOR.'IATJO AND RESERVATIONS STOP BY THE J\RKSIDE UNION RM.209 I OR CALL I S95-22?4 - ARRANGEMENTS BY INTER-CAMPUS PROGRAMS Editorial I Opinion c:: F~6.l992 TDa-NIWI,PqelO - ri Brothers/sisters gonna work it out B, AubreJ Walbr GHII BdItGrIal nizcd all the time. FigbtiDg evil is a good deed I 1kDow one IIIOIIlb is not long A ID)lic of pat c:ax:em with lIIOUgh for hundreds of years of eO\wreryllVOonllO!leisDr.KiDg'sbirthday(lo-oppression, but all we aID do is cal 4; IIIIiClII wide). I feel the rap make the best of iL BIaclt history groupPublicEDemydidapatjob basbecllc:oillributing IDtheworid widllbe video MBythe time I get 10 tiYeIY day of the week since the Arizona." TIley sbowed the big. beginniDg of time. OlryofthelllCistpoliticiansiDArl. "Lcam your bistory, not his ZIOIII and bow they didn't W8Dt10 story," for the wbole month you'll makeKingDayaboliday. Toward havesomepeoplettyinglOdeceivc theendingo(the ,.....,._______ youaboutyourown video PoE. ti11s (. u...,.......I_. .. history, don't let the politicians. [ ---, ) them fool you ! but I'm _ Dr. King wou/dII't SiDcethe begiD· have W8Dledus 10 do that, butwbat ning of time Africans have been 1ft we sll)lpOled ID do? Black buildiDgandcalcl!latingthesbapes people have been using the peace and sizes 0( pyramids, and then method for 1IuIIdmIs of yean, it consuucted them. WIJIb but damn, bow long will it Even lIlday scientist and If· tate for us 10 be equal citizens! cbirec:ts are puzzled bow they did 1bIldosl't_l'm saying il, 90 don't let anyone tell you that go out and bIB\I -.minorities. we don't come from Kings and butddini!l!ly mab them _ of Queens. bow importsnt King day is and It'sBlackHislOlyMmth;let's bow important Black HislOIy is IS come together and ce1ebraIe this a wboIe. ~ period" that we do have! If In ClIIB for us 10 c:eIdnIe anyone bas a beef with one an- BIaclt History 4; King Day, we other, squash itright now, and let·s have IDbe a wboIe CamBy. Don't work itout; andifl ever said or did you see, ~ like III _ us at anythinglD anyone 10 hlD1 'yolD' eacIJ odJer's daoIt, and IIIIOrglI- feelings' forgive mel Letters to the Editor... To the Editor: Now, normally Ireally enjoy reading the Ranger. You have two outstanding news writars In Latesha Jude and Erica Sanchez, The eelumnists Terri Lyn Fortney (Laissez-faire) and Gabe K1uka (Gabe'. Gab) are always enjoyable and genuinely funny. But h was great dismay that I read another of the weekly columns In the January 30. 1992l8sue. It was the Head to Head article purporting to be a review of the Sex Pistols' record. by "writers' Andy Patch and Sam Manchester. First. the factual errors: 1. ·".grindlng vocals of Sid VIcious.' Sid VICious was the bass player. not the singer. 2. '."VIcIous' vocals ...• (Ibid,) - 3. And In the second haM 01 the review: 'Vocalist Sid VICious ...• ( ibid.) 4. •...drummer Johnny Rotten ...• Johnny Rotten was the singer, not the drummer. 5. •... the Sex Pistols originated a gunar-heavy.ln· your.face style.' Rock bands had been utilizing this style at least a decade before, 6. •... all but drummer Johnny Rotten died wfthin a lour y_ span ...• Sid Vicious. the bass player. died at age 21. The other members of the bend are aliva and wall. Drummer Paul Cook and guharist Stave Jones have playad In a variety of bands sinca the breakup of the Pistols. Singar Johnny Rotten _nt on to lead Public Image. Ud. And then there Is their pretentious, 88M· congratulatory rhetoric to contend whh. I quote. "Since Andy did such an excellent job explain- Ing..... and we 'We will finally pre88nt our review of Nirvana's Nevermind ...whlch was left out due to the computer-related Inaptitude 01 Andy.' DUH II I would humbly suggael thai their Inepthude runs much ~eeper than COIllpUtars, these guys really in college? They are Ikethe All Lenny and Squlggy 01 the Ranger. May I to the edhor to exercise his power and ad::::: two from future Issues. Failing that, Iwould suggest a change In the name 01 thaIr column 'Head to Head." Perhaps more on point wou~ be. 'Dunderhead to Dunderhead.' ~ To the Editor, I must offer my grathude to the Rsngar'. ftnt record reviewars for their excellent review 0I1ha Sex Pistols' 'Nevermind the Bullodls.· "IOflll that someone has finally broken that silly rule about only reviewing material which IICUI'I8IIlIIId relevant It's hard to beliBYethat h _ only sixleen short years ago (when this yNl'. fraIh. men _re two) thatlhls Icon of pop culu,._ born. Yet. looking about the campus, I would naver guess, basad on clothing and heirIlyIes, that Punk rock is In fact a relic from two dacadas ago. h gives me a rather reassuring IaalIng thIl, at least in some comers 01 the world, the past II still very much alive; even people Iixtaan yen out 01 synch wfth the rest 01 the world be ~ erad hip. rm greatly looking forward to your upcoming reviews 01 the Byrds and HermlrI'I Hermfts, and hopefully, Sonny and Char. Lea IlIIrri1g Wnat's your pro6fem? Write a Letter to the Editor ..............., .' 'I1Ie ...... NftI _ • p -.I i1IvllIa ~ ., 1lIa r 1lcIiIIIr. r.- cfiII&nelI!I; cw wll1IlIlO!lilmW. II1ic\e, ar,liIItma pIbliflwl In 'l'bo !few. as ". 7d .... ratI1tdriewpaiatsOll~· - • y. -.,. > , TDRANGDNinn.PagelO Editorial / Opinion ~6.1992 -- Editorial/Celebratin& Black Histor.Y Month Brothers/sisters gonna work it out Letters to the Editor ... ByAubnJWalbr GINltBdkonal nized all die lime. Fighting evil is a good deed I I bow one month is 1101 long A l0pic of pat concan with enough for bundffits of years of everyoncisDr.King'sbirtbday(lo- oppession, but all we can do is cal & nalion wide). I feel die rap make the best of iL BJack history group Public Enemy did a great job bas been cootn'buting ro the world with the video "By the time I get to every day of the week since the Arizona." 'Ibey showed the big- beginning of time. 01ryoftheracisapoliticiansinAri- '1am your lmtoly, JIOl bis Z0111and bow they didn't want to lllll'/,"forlhewbolemontbyou'll makeKingDayaboliday. Toward haveaomepeopletryingtodeceive lbecodingoflbe r------.---- youaboutyourown video P.E. killl l Bdltorlal I history. don't lei the politicians, - diem fool you I but I'm sure Dr. King wouldn't Since the beginbave wanled us todo dllt. but wbal ning of time Africans have been me we sUJJl)OICCI ., do? Black buildingandca•cuJaringthesbapes people have been using the peace and sizes of pyramids, and then melbod for hundreds of years, it COIISlrUCted them. WOlb but damn. bow long will it Even today scientist and arllb for us to be equal cidzensl cbileetl are puzzlecl bow they did 1'hll doesn't_.. rm saying it. so don't let anyone tell you that go OUl and bMII non-minoriaies. we don't come from Kings and bul definitely mate dlCm aware of Queens. bow important King day is and lt'sBlackl&toryMmth;lcl's bow impol1IDl Black HisUlly is a ccme together and celebrale this a whole. 11sb<xt pmod• dial WC do have! 1f In Older for us to c:eJebme anyone bas a beef with one anBlack Hilby & King Day. we oeber,aquasbitrigbtnow,andlet's have ro be a whole family. Don't work it ou&; and ifl ever said or did you ,ee. "they" lite ro see us at anything to anyone to hurt "your each odlcr's duoM. and uncqa- feelings" forgive me! To the Editor: Now, normally I really enjoy reading the Ranger. You have two outstanding newt writers In Latesha Jude and Erica Sanchez. The colum• nlsts Terri Lyn Fortney (Laissez-faire) and Gaba Kluka (Gabe's Gab) are always enjoyable and genuinely funny. But it was great dismay that I read another of the weakly columns In the January 30, 1992 iuua. It was the Head to Head article purporting to be a review of the Sax Pistols' record, bV "writers• Andy Patch and Sam Manchester. First, the factual errors: 1. • ... grinding vocals of Sid Vicious.• Sid Vicious was the bass player, not the singer. 2. • ... Vtcious' vocals ... • (Ibid .) 3. And in th• second half of the review : •vocalist Sid Vicious ... • ( lbkl.) 4. • ... drummer Johnny Rotten ... • Johnny Rotten waa the singer, not the drummer. 5. • •.. the Sex Pistols originated a guitar-heavy, In• your.face style: Rock bands had been utilizing this style al least a decade before. 6. • •.. aH but drummer Johnny Rotten died within a four y..- span .. : Sid Vicious, the bass player, died at age 21. The other members of the band are alive and well. Drummer Paul Cook and guitarist Steve Jonas have played In a variety of bands since the breakup of the Pistols. Singer Johnny Rotten went on to lead Public Image, Ud. And then there is their pretentious, selfcongratulato, y rhetoric to contend with. I quote, "Since Andy cfld such an excellent job explai~ Ing ... •, and we "We will finally present our review of Nirvana's Nevermind ... which was left out due to 'Wliat 's your pro6Cem? Write a Letter to the Editor University m Wisconsin .. Parkside THE R1tNGER NEws - Member of the Associated Collegiate Press · IIIIOWDldRold. lladDOO.Kanoltll.Wl53M1-3JOO , Yladll(414)115,2217 ..... (414)-- the computeMelatad Ineptitude of AMt.• DUH II I would humbly suggest that 1hllr Ineptitude runs much deeper than 00fflpUlera, these guys really in college? They are Ike the Ari Lenny and Squiggy of the Ranger. May I to the editor to exercise his power anded:::: two from future Issues. Falling that, I would suggest a change tn the name of their column •Head to Head: Perhaps more on point wou~ be, •Dunderhead to Dunderhead.• To the Editor, I must offer my gratitude to the Ranger-1 fine record reviewers for their excellent review of the Sex Pistols' "Nevermind the Bullocks: r1 gl'llt that someone has finally broken that sly rule about only reviewing material which ii CUff'9"t Ind relevant. It's hard to believe that It was oni, sixteen short years ago (when this y..,, fresh. men ware two) that this icon of pop culbn WIii born. Yet, looking about the campus, I would never gu ss, baaed on clothing and hairatylea. that Punk rock · in fact a relic: from two decades ago. It gives me a rather reassuring feeing that, at least in some comers of the world. the past Is still very much alive~ even people eixtean yen out of synch with the rest of the world be mnsldered hip. rm greatly looking forward to~ upcoming reviews of the Byrds and Hennm's Hermits, and hopefully, Sonny and Cher. LNDunnlng ... ~ Editorial! Op_in_i_o_n ....;..-=THa==RANG=u:.:.:.N=-KWS,=Pag~e:.:.:ll Duke vs the Constitution: The lesser of two evils ~ The most forgettable decade being married, access to a soun:e of substantial funding, P01ili<:al1y acceplllble ideology (Republican or Democrat), and 1alely, III look good. Guess whodoes rneetallofthe constitutional requirements, and a majority of the infonnaI social pre.- requisites. That'srightpeople,your friend and mine, David R. Duke. David Duke is being denied a basicconstitulionalrighL Remember our Constitution? It is the singular cause of envy throughout the world. ThisConstitution,thiscounby and the people in it, are unique inpolitical and social history. We havea wriuensetofruIes IIIfoUow that guarantee certain freedoms. Being a candidate for public office is one of those basic freedomsindividuals possess in thiscounby. Our constitution clearly states this! Yet, David Duke is being denied this freedom. . Personally, I find it ludicrous to believe this mlBlwould be nominated by the Republican Party. I find it even more paeposleiUUs to envision his election. Idonot have III agree with another penon's views, Idobelieve they possess the right to express them. David Duke has the constitulional right IIIhave his name placed on the primary ballots, period. What is the lesser of two evils in this case? Is it by prevenling David Duke from further polilical consideration, or is it by grossly violaDng the basic framewotk of our constilUtion? Que,do"oftM Week:1.tuIago Is 7 Lost week',_r: The Apocrypita are IUlpUb/lshedbooks of the Bible. (iNenllillg reodillg) Nid Walls of P""'Ed wasfirlt to GfISWer quesdort. by Bill Homer was wooden 10 we had to be careful not tosiep ina puddle1esl our soles would rot before our eyes. But that didn't matter because we kded really "foxy" in themanyway. Wbenwe_'t Yao IIIUSl be a "natural born" -u.gthesboes wewererolJer- .~ ciIizeD, you must be at IeIlt 35 yea of age, you must IIIVC1Ived inthe Uniled States for dID ... 14 yean. These are the ((II'Ii,.mal requirements to be a crUd"" for president of the \1IIIIId s.s. Past history has ...... kalso helps if you are wba.vp.saxon male, you par- ~ ill • KCeJllCd religion, (PliI1l r .) dial you have some \JPOofpellUDaIl political expetilIl: e(llli1i/lry aervice is helpful), ~Toskip or not to skip little gem on an I1IISUSpeCtinpgrofessorl'msurethatheorshewould either laugh, or hand you an IJIJdI drop slip. Most of the time people miss class forreally validreasons.lfyou have a heavy gameofcricketgoing on in the Union, I'm sure thatmissing class seems like the logical thing to do. By the same token, ifa professor's voice reminds you of nails being dragged across a chalkboard, IBI occasional vacation from the torture is _red. Ow reasons are as varied as our lives. but there isone that all students have in ccmmon,lack of sleep. How many times have you missed class because you simply felt 1ike sleeping in? Ihave used this reason on more thIBI one occasioo, and Ihave orten wondered why Isbou1dn't stay up to watebLeuerman. Realizing that there are really very fewjustiflllble reasons for missing class is adifficult thing IIIdo, but thenagain, half of the fun of skipping c1ass isjustifying the reason to yourself. knack for iL The Sheer enjoyment of being able III say, MAb,the heU with classes today, Ithink I'U Slay homeandWllll:hOprah,"isaluxury that most students should occasionally take advantage of. However, this luxury is like any other in that you can pay a high price ifyou do DOl choose your day lD skip well, I'm sure some of you have gone IIIclass the day aftetyou have skipped,andrealized, withconsidtnlblehorror, thatthe gradingcurve on the board is for something you forgot. While we can all agree dial taking off of class onceina while is kind of a nice benefit, our excuses for skipping class cover a broad specnum that runs from oulriglJt laziness to tragedy. Since this column is supposed to be fWltly, I won't cover tragedy, except fc. this little piece of advice. Ac<:idently sucking your pet canary up with a vacuum cleaner is not tragic enough 10 warrant skipping class. Howevec, if you were to use this 1belDpicofskipping isasticky aae.NatClll1y doyou run the risk of IeaiIII til the wrong side of your [ pn I IS, but you also are wastiDa )'tIIr money. Besides that, if I Ibified it too much Iwould get P'!'Dded with letters to the editor dIat woald c1aim that Iam eocourllilastadeots toaetirresponsibly. I'm SIn a quick trip 10 the Union will ctemonstlllte IIImy detractors dIat stadeots need no encourage- _ from anyone to execute the big blow 01'1. Thefineartofs1dppingc1asses 1IIs paobebly been around since AIICiaIt Greece. Students have a Drinking + Driving -- MURDER D~n' drink and drive· designate a driver a~d save a 1Ue. --J!!"!l6,1992 Editorial / Opinion J)uke vs the Constitution: The lesser of two evils being married. 8Ctes.1 to a source of substantial fundin g, politicaJly acceptable ideology (Republican or Dcmocral), and lately, lo loot by Bill Homer You mmt be a "'natural born .. American cimen, you must be at lcaSt 35 years of age, you must bffe li¥ed in &he Uni ted States for die plll 14 years. These the cc,astilutimll tequirem en 10 bea candidate for pres ident of the UailDd SllleS. Put . bas lboMl Iba& it also helps if yo are wlill~on male, you parliciplllld in III acce pted religion, (PJW} dlll you ha me typeof'pamneot political expcrielce( milifay service · helpful), Gabe's Gab good. Guess who does meet all of the constimtional requiremen ts, and a majority of the informal social prerequisir. es. 'lbat' sright peopJe, your friend and mine, David R. Dute. David Duke is being denied a basic constitutionalrighL Remembrz our Constitution? It is the singular cause of envy throughout the world Thiseomtillltion. dus counb: y and the people in it, are unique in poliucal and social history. We have a written set of rules to follow that guarantee certain meooms. Being a candidate for public office is one of those tmicfreedoms individuals~ in this country. Our COMtilutioncJ lystatesth.is! Yet, David Duke is being denied this To skip or not to ski p by Gabe Kluka 'JbelDpicof skipping is a sticky ODe.NotonJydoyounm tbe · of aeaiDg an the wrong side, of your ll'Cli:aais, but you also arc wa.uiug :,om ID0Qey. Besid dw. if I Plri6ed ii 100 much I would get PDmeled with leuers lO tbeediult Iba& would claim that I am cocourlliaglbldencs to act irresponsibly. I'm lll'e a quick ttip ro the Union will demonslrate lO my detractm lllaa llDdencs need no encouragemeat from anyone to execute tbe biablowoff. 'lbcfineanof skippingclasses bas Jmbably been around since Ancient Greece. Studenu have a knack for iL The sheer enjoyment of being ab e to say, 44Ah, the hell with classes today, I lhink I'll sray home and wat.cb Oprah," isaluxwy that most studenlS should occa- · onany take advantage of. However, this luxury is like any other in that you can pay a high price if you do not choose your day to skip well. I'm swe some of you have gone to class tbeday after you have skipped. and reamed, with considenbleborror, tbatthcgradingcurve on the board is for somedling you forgot. While we can all agree that taking off of cws once in a while is kind of a nice benefit. our excuses for skipping class cover a broad specbUm that runs from outright laziness to ttagedy. Since this column is supposed to be fwmy, I won't cover tragedy, except for thi s liule piece of advice. Accidenlly sucking your pet canary up with a vacuum cleaner is not tragic enough to warrant skipping class. However, if you were to use Ibis freedom. . Personally, I find it ludicrous tobelievedusmanwoutdbenonliDaled by the Republican Party. I fmd it even more preposterous to envision his election. I do not have to agree with another person's views, I do believe they possess the right to expn:ss them. David Dute has the constitutional right to have his name placed on the primary ballots, period. What is the lesser of two evils in d1is case? Is it by preventing David Duke from funher political consideration, or is it by grosdy violating the basic framewOlk of our constitution? Question of the Week: Lam,go is? Last week's OIUWtr: TM Apocrypha art unp,u,lislted books of the Bibk. (interesting reading) Nick Walls of Phy-Ed wa.s first to answer questio11. little gem on an unsuspecting professor I'm sure thathe orshe would either Jaugh, or band you an w.Jd/ drop slip. Most of the time people miss class f orreally valid reasons. H you have a heavy gameof aicketgoing on in the Un.ion. I'm sure tbatmissing chm seems like the logical thing 10 do. By the same token, if a professor's voice reminds you of nails being dragged across a challcboard, an occasional vacation from the torture is warranf.cd. Our reasons arc as varied as our lives, but there is one that all students have in common, lack of sleep. How many times have you missed class because you simply felt like sleeping in? I have used thisl'C'AISOllon more than ooeOCCMion, and I have often wondered why I sbou1dn 't stay up to watch Leuennan.Realizing that there are really very few justifiable reasons for missing class is a difficult thing todo, but then again, half of the fun of skippirlg class is jmtifying the reason to yOU1'9Clf. Drinking + Driving -- Tes RAHGa Nsws, Page 11 Laissez Faire The most forgettable decade by Teni Lya Fortney Collllllllist Lastweetlreminisced with John Records Landecter, the former WLS AM radio disc ~keyof rheseveoties,filfuJg in for Jonathon Bnmdmcicr of rhe LOOP. At first I 1hougbt, Oh ~ how cheesy but then I remembcRd my life in the seventies. Being born in 1968 made mo primed and Rady for the goofiest decade to date. · lfleverme~ I'll sit aheni down on my bee 8lid tell them of a much simpa : tirno-wbeo~droveJ)ia gas guzzling can until Ibey realiJed lbeie was no gas left. I"d tell diem of widecollan aad bell bouom panu diat l picbd out. aotmy mom. was wooden 10 we had to be careful not 10 step in a puddle lest our soles would rot before cu eyes. But that didn't matter because we~ really "foxy" in them anyway. When we weren't wearingtbesbocs we wererollcr- We were· roller-skating to •oisco Duck." Disco Sucksl And dlen dleyd freak oat lbdngto"Dia:oDuct•orlripmdgotoatcepfrom lbeerbalo- ping over die ocbe&' people ct. dam. but rd bep 1altiag 111J- in& lbeapecial aiolble. way 1114 daia ii bow 1ho tale 1'bln wae.,omo bligbtex. would go: . • • ceptions in dlOle limes. Who , .k WIS the wont of times. cm forget thc woaderfal f>ilco andUWMdae wontof limM. A Demolidod ill Q>nriskey Pait? ttansisUlrJldio•bymyl>cdas 11tat DIii)' Steve Dahl, the DJ I Jisteoed to Sbaan Cassidy, die blew vp a1l dJOSe aifty disco pearly-while teechcd and tbirt- n:cords. CXJieed dial doliJbtful . ; opea-11>-his ~ boy. pbrase, '1>ilco ~.. That He had - lllhsilsabJe bdnas back SIIClajoyoua memofeadMnd lllir. lOeve,y ~ IDd riec. pl wmt OUl and got dlei' Jona Yeia.m:, grandchifdml. it.ii . b8ngs from die swiea cut off lnledlataliclisdidvisiUfleearth andtbeJl'lffllincwwauwoopcd ia UFO's dllriDg 1hc ,o~ acroa lhearfori!beads. . bat they eoot one look • ca Meninwbiaosumandblact ~lodaes 111d the music ao wbicb shirts adomecl with gold cbaias weJis&enedanddecidedtocoaao went out to discos and if Ibey blCt Jal«. _,., J1i:ky lbty'd gettbc floor Today, ldliakofdleJ)alCll ; io-dien:ilclvesaslheypoinrediD . wliowatidilllodloclrqsloreia · the «llld lhc women twirled •tbe sevauies and yelled, '"Give . aoa twirled around them. me some~!" and wbis- 1'.>oll't rel anyone but I sdll pad, '"andapactof condoml". · lib lbil one aoog, '"Tum thc In die nineties, u•s •'Give me_. Beat Aromid" by Vicki Sue pick of cendoms!Ht" and a R~ that's just bo- barely hoard •and some tween you ind me. ciprrettes" that prevails aoday. lt WU also die decade of Thank God thac the times 1hcy Really Bad Shoes. E~ bavea-c~ MURDER Don't drink and drive - designate a driver and save a llfe. .· .~--- ------==----L . Head to"Head - Felxuary .6, 1992 TD RANGa NEWS, Page 12 Nirvana's Nevermind shows intelligence and versatility By Sam MaDdMster " ADdy Patcb Columnists Before beginning IIUs wed! s review,! (Andy) would like tarecogni~ lhal in last week's column, I erroneously repoNed lhal Sid Vicious performed the leading vocals on lhe Sa Pistols album, "NtIl'erMind lhe Bol/ocks Here's the Sex Pistols" In aclJlQ/jly, il was Johnny Rotten (currenlly Johnny Lydon of PiL) who sang leads on at least the majority of lhe album. To lhe SaPislots (or/heir memory) aM their many fans, I apologize. Also, I would like 10 sincerely IIuW: lhe gentleman lhal Sloppedby lheRanger News office on Tlursday 10poinl olll my error. Now, on wilh /he feslivities ..• This week, Sam and Andy will be reviewing the Ialest effort from Nirvana. "Nevennind, "rete-dby Geffen records. This was Sani's pick so he'D go fust. .. Each year it seems that a new band emerges from the ever-growingpileofobscureaJtemalivebands to shock the modem pop cultore world with a lOI81lyoriginal SOUDd. In 199 1 that band was NirvaDa and their garage·inspired, grunge· heavy sound gave the music industry sometbing it sorely needed. .. a kick in the assl Led by voca1islIguitarist Kurt ColJain, N"1lVIIIIIlblends a suange mixture of pnnk, soul, and rock'n'roD IIIacbieve a powerful, mosb-crazyeffccL Withsongslike "SmeIlsLikeTeenSpirit, ""Breed," and"TerriIlJria1 Pissings." Ibis seattIe- bBsed group is sure III send the Iistiener inIo fiaIzies of excitement, ~ and sontetimes c:oafusioII. Don't get the wrong idea, lbougb, NirvIm is more than c:apIIbleofbeing beautiful andbar- IIIODic: in their own IICbizoIIbrenic way. "Lithium," "PoDy," and the especially barnaic MSometbing In the Way" are jllA!llpOSel1mastafuIlywith theirbeavierc:oun1erpens. LyricaUy,Cobsinfloatsfrom criticism of teenage apathy ("SmeIlsLikeTeenSpiritjllldrusinducedpsychosis(" Lithiumj,and allthewhilespoutingpmonalphi- Josopbiesaboutlife,love,andfiow. ers("InBloomj. Oneibreadcommon in the majority of these songs, though, is Cobain' s use of the gun (a phallic symbol in Freudian mythology). The best example of Ibis penisfascinationison"SmeUsLike Teen Spirit" • "Load up all guns, bring your friends. .." (Any Freudian scholars who disagree with my analysisfeelfreetosendyourcomplaints to The Ranger News office, care of Sam Manchester). The real genius of Nirvana is by far the original·yet·basic musical stylecreated by Ibis three·piece monster. Drummer David Grobl provides a solid, funkyrbylhm that sets the tone formostofthe beavier soRgs while successfully subduing himself on the slower ones. Bass· ist Chris Novoselic plays perhaps the loudest bess guilarin the indus· try, utilizing simplicity III elicit a more powerful, driving effect. Guitarist Cobain wields a mean, dislOrlion-heavy axe whicb, at limes, seems todrlft into a frenzied mess of gronge and feedback. Just when you have bad enough, he throws out a clean, barmonic melody that sets your mind bact into a numbing phase of either meditation or recuperatiOll (either one is well·receivedafter "TerrillJo rial Pissingsj. Despite the fact that there is 1ittle producIiOll OIl "Nevermind," Ibis album comes across as a tight, unified effort that is sure to blow any known speaker. InconcJusion,asCobllinS1llleS, "One IIlOR: special message to go, asdefensel'mneuteredandspayed, what the heD am I tIyiDg IIIsay." I have DO idea; maybe Andy does. Grade: A. 'WeD,itseemstbatonceagain, sam and Iare in agreement (Ibis is really starting to worry me). N"ItVlIIa'S"Nevermind"easi!yCOD' lltitutesthebestangst-rockthatl've beardinalong, long time- possibly even the best since those almighty deities of the musicofraae. the Sex Pislllls (fitting that this review sbould follow "Never Mind the BoDocks ...j. It is my finn belief, Sam: GradeA "What the hell am I trying to say. I have no idea; maybe Andy does," in fact, that NirvaDa is the perfect '9O'sCOUD/Clpllft IIIMr. Vicious &: Co. Being that Ibis is a review of N"uvana and not a retrospective complrison, however, Isuppose I should get on with it... The two things that strike me most about NirvaDa wouId have III be their intelligence and their versatility. It is the combinalion of these two elements that makes the album such a slWUling success. Unlike so many other bard or grongerockgroups(thebandmemhers insist that they are not heavy metalmusicians),Nirvanaabounds with III intelligence and knowl· edge that permeates their work without confusing and disorienting the listener Dr delracting from their mosh·iDducing, head·banging sound. As Sam so emphaticaDy pointed out, Mr. Cobain and friends have at least a worldng knowledge of Freudian psychol· ogy, although Idon't necessarily think the repeated phallic symbol use represents CoblIin's fascination with penii (penises?), so mucb as the fact that Kurt may be trying to bring some otherpoint to light in his work (regardless, Ibis is not merely another case of Sam's neurolic ramblings). Further,lbe Seattle- area lrio have a firm grasp of wbat'sgoingonintheworld8lDUlld them on a very personal level, and know how to deal with it - somethingmostpopuIarmusicianscan'\ lay claim to today. Wilbout doubt in any event, the group is a great deal more cerebral dum sucb brain· trust pop idols as Paula Abdul, Slaughter, or Extreme, and is due respect accordingly. Versatility is Nirvana's other . great strong poinL Varying bolh musically and lyrically, the band movesfromdrug·inducedpsytbo. sis (''Lithiumj III rage over Ihe apatbyofAmericanyoutb("SmeIJs Like Teen Spirit" • kind of ironic that the very song that bcnJes kids more than any other song to bsvc made it IIIthe top 100just Iiappms to be the most popuJar ~ in Ihe nation) to contemplative gloom ("Something In the Wayj. Regarding subject 1IIattCr, the gcnlJe. men are faultless· bow lIIIIIybard rock bands can you name Ibst perform a song against sexism ("Ter· ritoria1 Pissings" • the geIR IS • whole isn't elUlCtly 1mowII (or its sensitivity)? TheyareablelDcover sucb topics as rape, mMeriaIism, and plasticity without diSlPciD& the listener· rather, dnIwiDg bimI her in, forcing them inID singins along and bouncing (or b8n8iD&l their heads to the music. lnaWCld, the songs on "Nevennind" ale illfeclious. Thougb they may DOt be Ihe greateSt live band III bave ever graced the Earth (as ~ wIIo wilDeSSed their SNL perfClllllllll:O can attest to), Nirvana is delinitdY one of the premier swdioperform- . en around llJday. To putitmildlJ, this album kicks some ~ JlOODIlIIg (and I'llleave itup 1lI)'011 to figure out bow tbIIt IeIIleDCO originally read!). Grade: A. NtIZt Week: Got a1vuIC1rwe' /I be back on /he disagreeNIIII1QCk, as we review EcluJ " ,'" Bunnymen's latest re/east!, ·R,- verberations," Untill1tell, keeP yow feet on lhe grow, keep JOIl1 head in lhe air, and keep reac/rilll for the • er...have a great WIlek. Andy: Grade A "This album kicks some major potntang." - February 6, 1992 Tus RANGa NEWS, Page 12 Head to Head Nirvana's Nevermind shows intelligence and versatility By Sam Manchester &Andy Patch Columnists Before beginning this weeK s review, I (Andy) would Uu to recognize thal in last week's column, I e"oneously reported thal Sid Vicious perjor~d the leading vocals on the Sex Pistols album, "Never Mind the Bollocks Here's the Sa Pistols." In actuality, it was Johnny Rotten (cu"ently Johnny L-ydon of PiL) who sang leads on at least the majority of the album. To tM Sa Pistols ( or their ~m1Jry) and their many fans, I apologize. Also, I would like to sincerely thank the gentleman thal stopped by the Ranger News office on Thursday to point out my e"or. Now, on with the/tstiviliu ..• 'lbiswedt, Sam and Andy will be reviewing the lat.est effort from N"uvana. "Nevmnind. "relea,edby Geffen records. This was Sam's pick so he'll go firsL .. Each ym it seems that a new band emerges from the ever-growingpile~ obscureallematiwbanm to shock the modem pop culture world with a totally original sound. In 1991 that band wm Nirvana and their garage-inspired, grungeheavy sound gave the music indm· Uy something it saely needed. .. a kick in the ass! Led by vocalist/guilarist Kmt Cobain, N'll'Vmlll blends a sttange mixture of punk, soul, and roct'n'roll to achieve a powerful. mosh-aazyeffect. Widlsongslite "'Smells Like Teen Spiril. ""Breed, .. and "'Territorial Pissings. .. this Sellde- bucd group is sure ID send the listenel ido m:nzicsof excitement, enjoyment. and onetimel c:oafusim. Dan"t get the wrong idea, lhougb. N'nana is more than capable of being beautiful and harmonic in dleir own IICbizopbrmic way. "Lithium: "1>olly: and Ibo especially harmonic "'Something In die Wr/" arc jumposed masterfully wi1b lheir beaviercomnerparts. Lyrically,CobainOoaufrom criticism of teenage apathy ("SmellsLikeTeenSpiritjlDdruginducedpsycbosis(" Lithiumj,and all the while spouting personal philosopbiesaboutlife, love,andffowers(" InBloomj. Onetbreadcommon in 1be majority of dlcse songs, though, is Cobain's use of 1be gun (a phallic symbol in Freudian mythology). The best example of this penisfascinationison "Smells Like Teen Spirit" - "Load up all guns, bring your friends. •• " (Any Freud• ian scholars who disagree with my analysis feel free to send your complaints to The Ranger News office, cue of Sam Manchester). The real genius of Nirvana is by far the original-yet-basic musical stylecrealed by this three-piece mons1er. Drumm« David Grobl provides a solid. flmkyrhytbm that sets the tone for most of the heavier songs while succesd'ully subduing himself on the slower ones. Bassist Chris Novoselic plays pahaps the loudest bas., guitar in the industty, utilizing simplicity to elicit a more powerful, driving effect. Guitarist Cobain wields a mean, distortion-heavy axe which, at limes, seems to drift into a frenzied mess of grunge and feedback. Just when you have bad enou~ be throws out a clean, harmonic melody that sets your mind back into a numbing phase of either meditation or recuperation (either one is well-receivedaftt.t "'Territorial Pwings"). Despite the fact tbat tbt.re is liU1e productioo oo "Nevermind." this album comes across as a tight, unified effort that is sure to blow any known speaker. Inoonclusion.mCominstates. "One more special message ID go, a.,defemel'm neuraedandspayed, what the bell am I trying to say." I have no idea; maybe ADIJy does. Grade: A. Well, itseemsthatonceagain, Sam and I are in agreement (this is really starting to worry me}. N'lrVlll&'s .. Nevcnnind" easily con. slitutes 1be best angst-rock that I've beard in along, longtime-poaibly even the best since those almighty deities« the music of rage. the Sex Pistols (fitting that this review should follow "Never Mind the Bollocks .•• "). It is my finn belief, Sam: GradeA "What the hell am I trying to say. I have no idea; maybe Ana,does." in fact. that Nirvana is 1be perfect "90'scountapart10Mr. Viciomcl Co. Being that Ibis is a review of N'uvana and not a reaospective comparison. however, I suppose I should get on with iL .. 1be two things that strike me most about Nirvana would haw to be their intelligence and their versatility. It is the combination of these two elements that maes the album such a stunning success. Unlike so many other hard or gnmgeroctgroups(thebandmembm imist that they are not heavy melalmusicians},Nirvanaabounds with at intdligence and knowledge that permeates their wort without c:onfusing and disorienting the listener or detracting from their mosb-inducing, head-bangiog 90Ulld. As Sam so emphatically pointed out. Mr. Cobain and friends have at least a working knowledge of Freudian psychology, although I don't necessarily think the repealed phallic symbol use represents Cobain's fascination with penii (penises?), so much as the fact tbat Kun may be ttying to bring some other point to light in his work (regardless, this is not merely another cue of Sam's neurotic ramblings). Further, lhe Seattle- area lrio have a firm grasp of whal'sgoingonintbewmldaround them on a very personal level, and know bow to deal wilb it - something most popular musicians can't lay claim to today. Without doubt in any event. the group is a great deal more cerebral than such brain. trust pop idols as Paula Abdul, Slaughter, or Extreme, and is due respect accordingly. Versatility is Nirvana's other . great strong point. Varying both musically and lyrically. the band moves from drug-induced JJS)'Chosis ("Lithium") to rage over the apathy of American youtb("Smells Like Teen Spirit" • kind of ironic that tbe very song th8l beralieS kids more than any other song to have made it to the top 100 just liappeas to be the most popular tune in the nation} to contemplaliw gloom ("Somelhing In the Wayj. Regarding subject mauer, the geodemen are faultless - bow many bani rock bands can you name lbat perfonn a song against sexism ("Territorial Pissings" - the gem as a whole isn't exactly known for ill sensitivity)? TheyareabJeU>c:over such topics as rape, ma&erialism, and plasticity without diSIIDcina the listener• rather, drawing him/ her in, forcing them inlO singing along and bouncing (<J: blngina) their beam to the music. In awud. the songs on ''Nevermind" are infectious. Though they may not be die greaacst live band to bal'C ever graced the Earth (as anyone who witnessed their SNL performance can attest to}, Nirvana is definildY one of the premier Sbldiopctfcrm· ers around today. To put itmildlJ, this album kicks some ~ poontmg (and I'll leave ilupto)'OI to figure out bow Iba& ICIDlellCO originally read!). Grade: A. Nat Week: Got a luutcll w,' II be bade on the disagree,,.,,,, tratk. as we review Ecllo • tit, B,wiymen' s lalest rrletut, •Re• verberadons." Until tltt11, lr«P your feet on the grow, lr«p'J0"1 head in the air, and keep reodrial for the - er ... have a greal week. Andy: Grade A "This album kicks some major poentang." . _. Feature TIm RANG .. NEWS, Page 13 The Parkside Volunteer Program's Volunteer of the Week AAiDla'estinleaming more IIIoIt the Hispanic culture 1llJlIIbtJolm Hawk to the PaJk· IilIe VoIlIIIIM Program Office. 0D1Y in bis 2nd semester of 5pIiIh. Jolm chose to volun- ... III outreach worlrer for lbeRIl:iDe SpIIIish Center two dayS • week where he answers lbe~helpspeoplecom- J1I*fonDs,llBDSports people to doCIliIS, \IJlOI'S a 51b grader wilb _1IId does anything else he 'II.IID do. Alicia TaogwIlll. Outreach CocIdIDabfortheRacineSpan- I*Cculateported, "Johnisvery JIIIlO"""*- 1depend on him a lot. HeisveryeageclDleamnew things." A sophomore, John has not decided on a major but knows bis future will have something to do with Hispanic people. "I like everything about the Spanish culture. It's great being around the people," stated John. Hehasvolunteeced90hours in the last two months and plans to continue for the remainder of this semester. Are you interested in being a volunteer? ContaetthetheUWParkside Volunteer Program at 595-2011. JobDHawk UW-Parkside'svery own Love Carefully Day VaIIIIItiDe'. Day is applO ....h. ill .. -. Sevetll1 campus IftlIIII, lpc""ling tbe Women's e-, s.o.c.. tbe Peec Health J!lh •• ..... StudentHealIb Ser- aw111101d Ibe SClXliId annual 1.olec.ruI1y Day. 1111JI'OIIIOliaa 011 Thursday, Fell'uary 13 will include the following items in Main Place: - Free Valentine cards o A ''Sttaight From The Heart" heart-shaped sign IDwrite lhoughlS and ideas on abstinence, safe sex, sexually transmitted diseases, etc, o Condom novelty items for you or your sweetheart, including our popular Valentine's Day heart shapedbaIIoons ....• Drawing for a gift certificate for -=================~ two at local restauranlS • Number of condoms in jar con· tesI, winner will receive the jar of condoms. See you thecel NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION BOWLING LANE MAINTENANCE WORKER . Penon to assist lane maintenance contractor and union building s~ces s~ ~ upkeep and repair of union bowling lanes. Knowledge and/or expenence WI. ite pinsetting equipment and lane upkeep desired but not an absolute prerequisi . LIGHT & SOUND TECHNICIANS . . . . aintenance of electromc lighting Involves set-up/tear down ~perauo~l: e and/or prior experience required Somaend sound equipment. Opera~gedkn°M t:e able to work evenings and weekends. specific training will be provid . us STUDENT MANAGER Mustbe 21 or older and carry a 2.5 or better GPA. Responsible ~or evening.and week- _.a buildin' ti and internal security. Involves coordination of special events, c-a.sh receipt ghaonpdelrinag oannd student payroll audit. Also, must be able to work with others WI and be available to work both evenings and weekends. Applications available In Union 209 South African women's dance troupe to perform at the UW-Parkside theater ShiIdsha, a dance uoupe of the show is $8. three wcmen from Durban, Soulb Wearing colorful beaded cos'. Africa, will perform traditional tomes and drumming the vibrant ZuIudanc:es,chanlSanddrummings r1tylhms which gave birIh IDjazz plus exhilarating SlReI dances set and the blues, Shikisha's program to Township music at Parltside on reflects the ceremonies and daily February 9. events of tribal life including birth, The 7 p.m. performance, part warandmaniage. Musicanddance of Ibe 1991-92 Accent on Bnrich- of the Shangaan, Sotho, and Xhosa ment Series, will be held in the cullUreS will be performed. Communication ArIS Theater, 10- For more information or to eated at the south end of the main purchasetickets,calltheUW-Plulc· campus complex. Admission to sideInformationDeskat59S-2345. All Pro Student Painters 1-800-2MANAGE NEW OPPORTUNITY Earn $5,000 - $10,000 this summer painting homes in your home town. Final hiring for these positions: 1. Strictly management 2. Painting and management 3. Painting only Two smart ways to pay for college. The Army Reserve has two smart ways to pay for college expenses. First, you may be eligible for the Montgomery GI BU!which could provide you with up to $5,040 for college or approved Vo(fech training. Second, if you have-or obtain-a qualified student loan, and it's not in default, you could get it paid off at the rate of 15% per year or $500, whichever is greater-up to a maximum of $10,000. This money could be yours for serving in a nearby Army Reserve unit. Following Basic 'Iraining and an Army skill training school, you'll usually serve one weekend a month plus two weeks Annual Training. And you'll earn over $80 per weekend to start. Think smart. Think about all the Army Reserve has to offer you if you are trying to pay for college. Give us a call: BEALL 10UCAM BE~ ARMY RESERVE 1992 The Parkside Volunteer Program's Volunteer of the Week 1,alma'CStinleaming more abCJll die Hispanic cultUie IIIJllblJobn Hawk to lhc PadcillD Vc,lanlct.r Program Office. Only in his 2nd sem rer of Spalilb. John c to volwi- • • • outreach worker for dleltacine Spanish Cen two dlyS a wet.k where he answers -~belpspeop!ecomplelef'clm. uanspo1ru people to doclDl'I, IUIOl"S a 5th grader with 1D11111nd does anything h ilalbclll>do. Tanguma, Outreach Qudllllafortbe . Spant• Cal,m:poned. .. Jo i very ~ I depend on him lot. He· vezyeagerto learn new things." A sophomore, John has not decided on a majcx' but knows his future will have something to do with Hispanic people. "I like everything about the Spanish culture. It's great being around lhe people," stated John. He bas volunteered 90hours in the last two mooths and plans to continue for the remainder of this semeste.r. Are you interested in being a volunteer? Con1aetthetheUWParkside Volunteer Program at 595-2011. JobnHawk UW-Parkside's very own Love Carefully Day February 13 will include the fol• owing items in Main Place: • Free Valentine cards your sweetheart, including our popular Valentine's Day heart shaped balloons TD RANGD NIWI, Page 13 South African women's dance troupe to perform at the UW-Parkside theater Shitisba. a dance troupe of the show is $8. 1hree women from Dmban, South Wearing colorful beaded COS• Africa. will perform traditional tomes and drumming the vibrant 7.uludances,chantsanddrummings mythms which gave birth to jazz plus exhilarating street dances set and the blues, Shikisha's program IO Township music at Parkside on reflects the ceremonies and daily Fetwary 9. events of tribal life including binh, The 7 p.m. performance, part warandmarriage. Musicanddance of the 1991-92 Accent on Enrich- oftheShangaan,Sotho,andXhosa ment Series, will be held in the cultures will be perfonned. Communication Arts Theater, lo- For more infonnation or to cated at the south end of the main purchasetickets.calltheUW-Parlccampus complex. Admission IO sidelnfmnationDeskat595-2345. NEW. OPPORTU.NITY Earn $5,000 • $10,000 this summer painting homes in your home town. Final hiring for these positions: 1. Strictly management 2. Painting and management 3. Painting only All Pro Student Painters 1-800-2MANAGE Valellile'1 Day is 1DDroachilg GICO apiD. Seven! campus gap1. indlCting 1be Women• Qar, S.O.C., 1be Peer Health Me ••t...SStudentHealth Ser a wil IIIOld lbe aecond annual I.OIICaefallyDay. • A "Straight From The Hean" heart-shaped sign to write thoughts and idea.! on abstinence, safe sex, • Drawing for a gift certificate for,-------------------two &1 local restaurants 'lllpamalioaoo1b xually cransmitted diseases, elC. , - Condom novelty items for you or -Number of condoms in jar contest. winner will receive lhc jar of condoms. See you there! NOTICE! STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION STUDENT MANAGER . Must be 21 or older and cmy a 2.5 or better GPA. Responsible for everung_and weekend building operation and internal security. Involves coordination of spec1~ events, cub receipt handling and student payroll audit. Also, must be able to work with others and be available to work both evenings and weekends. BOWLING LANE MAINTENANCE WORKER . Przson to assist lane maintenance contractor and union building s~ces s~ ~ upkeep and tepair of union bowling lanes. Knowledge and/or expenence W1. • pinsctting equipment and lane upkeep desired but not an absolute prereqwsite. LIGHT & SOUND TECHNICIANS . . . • · ~ nance of electromc lightmg Involves se!-up/tear down ~pe:~:1: a:d/or prior experience required Some~: :J:.;::U ~::red. Must be able to work evenings and weekends. Appllcatlons available In Union 209 Two smart ways to pay for college. The Army Reserve has two smart ways to pay for college expenses. First, you may be eligible for the Montgomery GI Bill which could provide you with up to $5,040 for college or approved Vo/1ech training. Second, if you have-or obtain-a qualified student loan, and it's not in default, you could get it paid off at the rate of 15% per year or $500, whichever is greater-up to a maximum of $10,000. This money could be yours for serving in a nearby Army Reserve unit. Following Basic Train-ing and an Army skill training school, you'll usually serve one weekend a month plus two weeks Annual Training. And you'll earn over $80 per week.end to start. Think smart. Think about all the Army Reserve has to offer you if you are trying to pay for college. Give us a call: •ALL10UCAN•. ARMY RESERVE .... Counselor's Corner r-----------------~'-I9-9l- Confidential 1 IIf you run into a personal problem or concern which is ICIing 88 I Iroadblock to your academic and personal success, lake a miDuteto': I Ifor some advice! I I I I I I I I I I I I. III III I I I I I Lime green: the new color for spring! Coun I I It'scar.miDgllll, albeit slowly. Found four pieces of mail in the CONFlDENI1AL box in our offICe Ibis week. BobwrolCandaaid "1benl'sa girl I rally Iiko, but alI my friends make fun of ber".~ From what I can make our from Bob's note she may not be as lIIlnIClive as some oIhers. ADyway.Bobsayshelikea !IFa lot, I8Iks to ber 2 or 3 times a week, and Ibey "get aIoag petty good," but Ihat the pressunl he is feeling from his friends is giving him seclllld IboughIs. "These guys me my besl friends and I doD't W8IIt Ibem IIIta1It about me," says Bob. "What do 70lI tbiIIt I sbouId do?" WeD. Bob, I lblnk if I were Rll1 serious about my Idationsbip with her I would do what I couId to get my friends IIIbEt off. If Ibey didlI'l, rhen I'd seriously queslion wbeIher they were really my best friends. You need to decide how much you _ going to tolaale. S0metimes you have to make tough choices: in other words, in the end you may decide to give up your best friends in order to more fuUy enjoy your relaIioasbip with your girlfriend. On the 0IheI hand, Ididn't get a clear sense from RIding your noteasto how SlIOIIgarelalioasbip you and she have. Giving up your best friends for someone is a petty Ierious move, so Iwould do some evalualingof all theserelationships and come to a decision 70lIcan live willi. Another student wrolC that they _ angry they have to lake maIb 015 and 101; doeIn't feel they me!elning Ibings that will be applicable in !heir fuIure. The studentseesmalb as rakingaway from classes they consider imponant. Since I'm no expert llII why maIb is imponant (but Ibelieve it is), I asked maIb insIructor Phil Abramoff to commenL Mr. Abramoff says that "Just because you see no present use for mathematics doosn't mean you never will." He also IIIlIkes a very good obsetvalion when heasts "ReaIis- • Deli tica1Iy, why should knowledge of malbemalicsratelowerlbanknowledge of history, literature, limguages, art, or anything else? Because mathematics is less inreresti_ n.s_,."m.o..r.e difficull, and lime con- " _~"6f, ., AnOIheI point he brings out IS Ihat, whelher you know it or not. maIbemaIics is the basis for many fields of study and that ifyou omitted mathematics from yourcoUege ClllricullDD entirely you may be tIosing doors to your future that you don't even know you're closing. "For the university to let you by with 00 maIbemaIics. all, we would be doing 70lI a ICrrible dis- Ntvice." Mr. Abramoff IIOleS that there an: plenty of resoun:es on campus to help you with msth-your in- SlnICIOr, tutors,clamWcs. He sugges1S that "By taking a more positive approach to matbematics, maybe you will enjoy itmore. Yau will eatainly be more succ:essfuI." 1bal's aU for this wcet. Idid receive two 0IheI CONFIDEN- 1lAL pieces of mail that I'll respond to next lime. By the way, if you don't want to stop by WLLC D-175 to drop off your CONfl- DENTIAL sheet, mail it in. In any case,let me hear from you. ¥Oll CIUI lISe thisform • Gasoline • Groceries • Videos • Cold Beer "Your Parkside Convienent Store" Twoblocks south on 30th Avenue 151530thAvenue Phone 552-8830 III.~ I IIIIIIIIII I Describe your problem or concern here and drop it in the bolt.mll CONFIDENTIAL in the CounseIing and Testing Office, wucl D175. Submissions need not be signed. AleSpoIlSCwill ..... ia'l1ll I Ranger News. J ~-----------------_. Tuesday, February 11, 1992 11am· 2pm In the Union DinIng Room ·e· -------------- ~ 'ie, ~ Ie .. ! milt ~1 nr?>!.l' of ~ ~jtstu's CiLuurtbtdartll tlpd it it" time JJrtltturninJt: Jlrislr mtb OJIftps' fuitlt ~lteb ~imgar ~a:ill ~I!tf mtb ~umpHng!!l J\pplt Clrnnnh Clraltt tJjrtM mtb ~ufur Jubmne fuit~ Clrintumton mtb ~lti!!linl5 Counselor's Corner ~~ ------------------- Lime green: the new color for spring! r Confidential : If you nm into a personal problem or ClODCem which is acting 11 I roadblock co your academic and personal success, take a mmu1c1o_: Coun It• s cau:bing on. albeit slowly. Found four pieces of mail in the CONFIDEN11AL box in our office Ibis week. Bobwroteimdsaid '"'l'bere·•· girl I really like. but all my friends make fun of la ... '" From what I can make out from Bob•s note she may not be as aaractive u some Olhers. Anyway, Bob says he litea her a lot. lalts 10 la 2 m: 3 times a week. and Ibey .. get along preuy 800d." but dial die pressure he is feeling from bis friends is giving himsecondlboughls.'"lbeseguys me my besl friends imd I a•t want them IO talk about me," says Bob. ''Wbll do you dunk I should do?" Well, Bob, I dunk if I were real serious about my relalionship with her I would do wball could 10 get my friends to back off. If Ibey didn't. dJeo rd seriously question 4.ou·s • Gasoline • Groceries • Deli wbedJer they were really my best frienm. You need to decide how much you are going to toletate. Sometimes you have IO make tough choices; in other words. in the end you may decide to give up your best friemh in mfer to more fully enjoy your rdaliomhip with your girlfriend. On the otJa hand. I didn't get a clear sense from n:ading your DOiie as to how suongarelationsbip you aid she have. Giving up your best friends fm someone is a pretty lel"ious move, so I would do some evaluatingofalltheserelationships mid come roadecision you can live with. Anodler student wrote that they are angry they have to take math 015 and 101; doesn't feel theyare learning things that will be applicable in their future. The stu• dentseesmalh a., laking away from classes Ibey consider important. Since rm no expert on why mada is important (bu& I bdieve it is), I asked math inslrucuJr Pbil Abnmoff to comment. Mr. Abramoff says that .. Just because you see no present use for mathematics doesn't mean you never will." He also makes a very good obsrzvadon when heasks "Realis- ---_, n- _, --- - ---i I'- p • Videos • Cold Beer "Your Parkside Convienent Store" Two blocks south on 30th Avenue 1515 30th Avenue Phone 552-8830 tically. why should knowledge of mathematics rate lowe.rthanknowledge of history. literature. languages, art. m anything else? Because mathematics is less interesting. more difficult. and time consuming?" Another point he brings out is that. whether you know it m not. mathematics is lhc bais for many fields of study and that if you omitred mathematics from your college cmiculmn entirely you may be closing doors IO your future that you don't even know you•re closing. "For the university IO let you by with no mathemaacs at all, we would be doing you a ICl'riblc disservice." Mr. Abramoff notes that there are plenty of resources on campu s 10 help you with malh-your inSlrUCtor, tuaors.claamales. Re suggests that "By taking a more posi tive approach IO mathematic s, maybeyouwillenjoyitmore. You will catainly be more successful ." That's all for this week. I did receive two other CONFIDENTIAL pieces of mail lhal ru respond IO next time. By lhc way. if you don't want to stop by WLL C D-175 to drop off your CONFIDENTIAL sheet. mail it in. In any ~. let me hear from you. ¥011 can IISe this/ on,a Ill• ---- .~~· ~ I for some advice! I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Describe your problem or coocem here and drop it in the boll. ubdl I CONFIDENTIAL in lhe Counseling and Testing Office. WU.Cl I D175. Submissions need not be signed. A response will appearil'l111 1 Ranger News . J ._ _______ ___ ________ _ 7.:f ... _ 'l9 •J~n.~-.. l8 T ~ ~.e, ~..c;c.u. ~e ••• m1t, ~I rtr~~r a£ ~ ~esfv's <llnurt heclarH t1prl it is,i; time JJr' entu.rninJ:t: Jlf mlt mtb Olqips· fuitlt ~Iteb ~imgar ~llia ~eef mtb ~umplings J\pple C!Irum& <liake ~rmb mtb ~ utter ifub~ fuiiq <liinnmnon atth ~aisini, Tuesday,February11 , 1992 11 am • 2Pm In the Union Dining Room ,II II (I I I III III II II SectionB PTOHURSDRAY, FETBRUASRY 6, 1992 Secition B ;. -;..-------------~~:-~~~~.:;;:~~;.;.-~~:::::;,;.:.~:.~.;...::..:-:::';:;m"..::~.:::::::.: University of Wisconsin-Parkside - SPa Oucb! That burts. Ranger Grapplers finished second in the UW-Bau-Claire Invitational Saturday but suffered some costly injuries as five members went down in die meet. 82. BII"T" Ranger Basketball team center TIhomir Juric is the RANGER NEWS SPORTS Athlete of the Week. Juric scored 35 poiDts, grabbed 26 rebounds and blocked seven shots against Wayne Stale,NEand Wayne State, lA. 84. Two Bad. The Men's Basketball team just missed winning on the Road at Wayne State, MI as Starlin Steven's three-point shot at the buzzerrimmed out giving the team a two point loss. 84. Scores and Stats Ranger Score board. 83. !loop it up. Intramuralhoopsstarts tonight at 6:00 p.m, 47% 48% 3% Rangers finally for real in home victory ::O~=:::ortof~:t1i!B~B[lm!:!':} =!~r=!l== season,~RangI2'Basketba1Jteam of the Rangers was on. But ~ dominated Wayne State, NE, sur. Rangers quic~y lOOkCODIroI and prising everyone but themselves in at ~ 15:00 mtnUIC mark, ~ ~ a decisive 78-60 win last Saturda lead to stay when Roberson mternight at the UW-Parksid~ cepteda~IOStevens~then fieldhouse. ~ on aJumpshotputliRg UWUW. Parkside incred"bl Partside up 8-7. When guard cootroledthegameinevery~~ !ermaine Boyd canned a floating Incredibly because ~ 10sI to ~ Jump-shot at at 10:30 ~ Rangers same team Decemrei' 6th by 40 wenl up 21·11 and w.ayne State (that's right) 40 points. ~ a much needed ume-out. It S" that time ~ D__ didDOthelphowevcras~Rangers mce .-'6-- 1a=ptup~pressureiJxmlsing~ have made a complete tumaJOI8id. lead to 33-17 and forting W Centl2' TJ. Juric has been playing Sta1e into anodIer lime-ouL ayne up to his expected level, beoch 1beRangerstenaciousdefense playmsuchasswmgmanJimPrey beId Wayne State 10just 25 poiDlS and back-up CCIltl2'-forward Todd in ~ firsc half building a 15 point Lubkeman have filled in nicely for lead. startI2'S and ~ team has bceome Back in December. ~ Rangfamiliar with its style of play. The m lost to Wayne State beeause of biggest change however has been ~ preas. This time, with Stevens ~ addition of point guard Slariin clearing out and bringing ~ ball "Star" Stevens. Star is able to give up, the Rangm had no problems ~ Rangers true point guard abili- making 11 tumovm opposed 10 ties lIS he can dish out ~ ball on ~ 30 they made in December, ~ break, set up and run coach The game was all but sealed Schiessers offense and pressure when Stevens stole tbe ball and defensively. The best thing about dished to Juric who went up for a ~Ew~~~E::irJ.ir:!:/~:I:E!~:::twmsl~~£' beoch), Tim "Horse"RobeBonand .:"\i'::""":'i>:'::'/ii: ::::i:ii',i>·i'>:::: :::::':>, :':ii'::::::::::""'::i':, n:bounds and five blocks. guardJobnEvans. thinldngitcouldwiDbutwith~memoryofa4Opoint RobeBon was ttuly a work This complete team turn- loss in December on their minds. "All week we knew "Horse" scoring 19 points and six around was never more evident we could beat these guys.. said head coach AI n:bounds before fouling out with than last Saturday nighL UW - Schiessez. "We just had to go out and play the game See Men B4 Parkside went into the game we knew we weR capable ofplayiDg." , Women waste away lead in two point loss Magic? MagicJohnson is mY positive. Should he be allowed to play inthe Olympic games this summer? Yes No Don't Know By CRAIG PAPROCKE Sports Writer Just when it seemed ~ uw- Parkside women's besketball team would turn things around with a gulSy victory, La Crosse forward Kelly Delk ripped their hearts out with two clulcll free throws, with 28 seconds ranaining in ~ game, allowing the Eagles to escape Kenosha with a 60-S8 victory on Saturday. The back-and-forth game was tied at 58 with 42 aeemds Ieftafter UW-l'artside's Tern Ingalls, who had a game high 17 poinlS, sank a tough 3pointer while falling 10~ L::Souree~==-: ~16~1~UW!!!.._:!P~ar~ksi~·d~c~C~a!!:!:m2Pu~s~S~tu~d::::cn-,~..t.sI:.- ground. 1beRangersdidhaveonelast saw ~irm:ord slip to 5-14. All chance to IICllrIl after De1It's free throws, but they weR unable to executeaplayaftercal1inglimeout with 9 seconds remaining in ~ conleSL Jenny Neubert couln't capiIaIize on ~ final shot as La Crosse'sswanningdefenseproved to be 100 much down ~ sll'ell:h. "We really wanted to wiDthat game,. said coacb Wendy Miller, "We just didn't shoot well in ~ second half (only 24%)." It was ~ same old story for the Rangers. Their sbooling was colder than a January night (32%), ~ir concenlration was poor (25 team fouls), and their executioo of plays was genm1 chaos, as ~y this, despite ~ fact that they weR playiDgaLaCrosseteamthatplays 7 freshmen. UW-Partside did, however, show Ilashes of brilliance early in ~ CODIeSL A fast break layup by Mad Pm1sIeineI" off of a steal by Anne Schmid gave ~ Rangers a quick 8-2 lead. They led by as many as 9by using a tenacious full court press and a swarming man- IO-man defense. UW-I'artside never trailed in ~ first half and led 34-30 at half time despite a nearly 6 miDUIC dry spell in which ~y were unable to hit a single field goal. See Women. H2 I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I Section B ()ucb! That hurts. Ranger Grapplers fini bed second in the OW-Bau-Claire Invitational Sanirday but suffered some costly injuries u five membe rs went down in the meet. B2. Bia "T" Rang r Basketball teamcenterTlhomir Juric is the llANGBll NEWS SPORTS Athlete of the Wee Juric scored 35 points, grabbed 26 rebounds and blocked sev n shots against Wayne Stale, NE and Wa yn State, IA. B4. Two Bad. The Men's Ba ketball team just mi ed inning on the Road at Wayne State, MI as Starlin Steven's three-point shot at the oozzer rimmed out giving the team a two point lo . 4. Scores and Sta Ranger Score board. B3. Roop It up. Intram ural hoops starts tonight at 6:00 p.m. Magic? Magic Johnson is mv positive. Should he be allowed to play in the Olympic games this summer? Yes No Don't Know 47% 48% 3% Source: 161 UW-Parkside Campus Students .. . University of Wisconsin-Parkside ORTS THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 6, 1992 Se 1· B C 100 Rangers finally for real in home victory By TED MdNTYRE • · The Rangers did just that Sports Editor €runch. Tnne Aftafallingbehind4-0inthefirst minute, it looked u if anothtt rout of rhe Rangers wu on. But the Rangen quickly rook control and at the 15:00 minute mart. took the lead to stay when Roberson intercepced a pass to Stevens and then ICored on ajumpsbot puUing UWPartside up 8-7. When guard Jennaine Boyd canned a floating jmnp-sbot at at 10:30 the Rangen we= up 21-11 and Wayne Stale called a much needed lime-out. It didnotheJpboweverudleRmigers IEeptupdlep'CSSUl'Cinaeasingdkir lead ID 33-17 and fmcing Wayne Stare into anodl« time-om. In their strongest effort of lbe season. the Ranger Basketball team dominated Wayne St.ate, NE, surprising everyone but themselves in a ~isive 78-<,0 win last Saturday night at the UW-Parkside fieldhouse. UW-Parkside incredibly controledthegameineverympecL Incredibly becall.9C they lost to the same team December 6dl by 40 (that's right) 40 poinlS. 1beRangentmaciousdefeme beJd Wayne State to just 25 poinlS in lbe firsa half building a IS point lead. Back in December, the Rangers lost to Wayne State because of the press. This time, with Stevens clearing out and bringing the ball up, dJe Rangers had DO probJems Since that time die Ringen have made a complete turnaround. Caltel' T J. Jorie ha., bee n playing up to bis expected level, bench players uchu swingman JimPrey and back-up center-ti Todd Lubkeman have filled in nicely for startel's and the team become familiar with its style of play. The biggest change bowevei- has been the ddition of point guard Siad.in "Scar" Stevens. Star is able to give the Rangers true point guard abilities a, he can dish out the ball on lhe break. set up and run coach Schiessers offense and ~ defensively. The best thin g about lhe addition of Stevens though is dial he has freed up players like Tun Cates (who now comes off the bench). Tim "Horse" Robersonaod guard John Bvans. t I making 11 turnovers opposed to the 30 they made in December. The game was all but sealed when Stevens stole the ball and dished to Jwic who went up for a dunk, was foule.d and missed but Ranger Center TJ. Jorie is sandwiched as bit die two flee-throws. Jwic finhe misses a dunk against Wayne s~ NE. ished the game with 16 points. nine .. • This com pl ete team turnaround wa., never more evident than last Saturday nigbL UWParkside wen t into lhe game thinking itc::ould win but with the memory of a40point loss in December on their minds. .. All~ we knew we could beat these guys." said bead coach Al Scbies.u. "We jun bad to go out and play the game we knew we were capable of playing." rebounds and five blocks. Roberson was ttuly a work .. Horse" scoring 19 poinlS and six rebounds before fouling out with SeeMen,B4 Women waste away lead in two point loss By CRAIG PAPROCKE Sports Writer Just when it seemed lhe UWParbide women's basketbaU team would lmD dungs around wilb a gutsy victory, La Crosse fmward Kcny Delk ripped their heaJ1s OUl with two clutcb free throws. with 28 seconds remaining in the game. allowing the Eagles to escape Kenosha with a <,().58 victay on Saturday. The bark•mid-fortb game was tied at S8 wi1b 42 seconds left after UW-Palbidc's Tmi Ingalls. who bad a game high 17 points. sank a tough 3 pointer while falling to the ground. The Rangen did have one last chance to score after Delk's free throws. but they wtze unable to execurc a play after calling timeout with 9 seconds mnaining in die oontest. Jenny Neubert couln't capitalize Oil the final shot a., La Croae'sswanningdefenseproved to be too much down the stretch. "We really wanted to win that game." said coach Wendy Milla, "We just didn't shoot well in the second half (only 24" ). " It was the same old story for the Rangers. Their shooting was colder lhan a Janumy night (32% ), their concentration wu poor (25 team fouls), and their execution of plays wa., general chaos, u they saw their record slip to 5-14. All this. despite the fact that they wtze playing al.a Crosse team that plays 7fresbmen. UW•Parbidc did. however. show flashes of brilliance early in the contest. A fas& break layup by Maci Pemsaeiner off of a steal by Anne Schmid gave the Rangers a quick 8-2 lead. They led by as many u 9 by using a tenacious full court JrC8.1 and a swarming man~ man deft.me. UW-Parbide never trailed in the first half and led 34-30 at half time despite a ne.-ly 6 minule dry spell in which dley were unable to bit a single field goal. See Women, B2 February 6. 1992 24 ANan NIlWlI Spoll'I'8. Page 82 - Rangers weekend up and down TheRangerGlapplerssuffered and beavyweight, wbile Myles \ buge toss on SalUIday when Muctemeide finished third at 177 iophomore beavyweight Jim and Cort Shane fourth at 118 lezolle separated his &boulder pouDds. luring !be championship IIIIIlI:hat Despite !be team's successful IJe UW-Eau C1aR Invilalional finish. !beweekend was somewhat TheRangmHmpedoutofdle cIisa1troosto!beteam. AIongwith :xlh woods with a IICCOIId pJace Bezoue. Miles Weaver. Tom niIb in !be nineleeD team field, Keefer. Keith Cuper and Troy iming two champioDsbips and Brockman suffered injuries. *:ing four wrest\eD in !be lOp Leaving an atready spane Ranger '" 0Ilf. TheUnivenityofMinnesola- bench somewhat weaker. )u\uth placed fiIst in !be meet, Brockman and Keefer should be ~.75pointssbeadof!beRangers. ready for NCAA Regional com- UW-PlIIkside's Steve Skarda petitioo. but Bezone. Weaver and IIlIS named !be tournaments OIlt- Cuper mnain questionable. :tanding wrest1er for his dominat- . On Friday. !be Rangers travng first place finish in !be ISO eIIed to Attenda1e. Michigan for JOIIId weight class. the Mid-Regional Duals. The Alan winning his !livision for Rangers went 1-1-1 on !be day. '1eRangerswas 167pounderTroy defeating Lake Superior Stale 34- rockman Kelly Becker and 9.drawing with host Grand Valley CZOlICIIdlel:Olldsat 134 pounds State 24-24 and \oat 10Faris Stale, 30-15. ACK 3700 Meachem Road, Racine 554-9695 THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT Featuring: - $3.00 Pitchers - .50¢ Cactus Juice Shots -NOCOVERIl Dance to the hottest new dance jams and your favorite blasts from the past with UW-Parkside's Len Anhold. fOll'vt 7'rltd 1M Rut. Nuw ComeBack to 1M Butf Track teams face stiff competition in illinois By BOLLY ERICKSON a fifth place sl&Ddingamong an Coach Mike Dewitt was S~ Writer eight team field. The Lady Rang- pleased with the "competitive The men's and tadies ttaek ersonceagainhadsomefirstptace spirit,"and!be"SlroIIg,hardliJugh\ team traVelledto Sterling. ntinois fmis/lers.lndle 16OOmfield.Tricia baU1esto die finish line." He~ this past week end for what was Breu led the way with aclocldng of mainsoptimisticfor!belaloflbe one of their toughest competition 5.09. a persona1 best for her in that indoorseason,as!beUdyRangas ot!be season. AItbough!be team particular race. In the 800m com- ~?ve into !be mid season c:ompe. was competing withmostlyNCAA petition. KellyWatsoDr8Dto a first nnon, Division I schools. die Rangers place finish "I(itha time of 2.23. The men's team aI80 l'ac:ed invoked !beir talents to capture Paula Slllkman also recieved first See Track, B4 some impressiveresults alongwith forher 10.04time in die 300m mo. UW-LaCrosse two points too much for Rangers ~ The Eagles came out flying in !be second halfby scoring !be first six points to rake their first lead at 36-34. Said Miller. "We have a tendeocy to go in die second half and letdown." The game was back and forth iJDtiI La Crosse lidad- VlIIl8geof yet another UW-Parkside scoring drougbt. this one lasting nearly four minDles. to s1owlybuildupaneightpointtead. La Crosse continued to lead when UW·Parlcside,down S8-52, taunchedanimprobablecomeback with two minutes left. A layup by Jady Bloyer and a free throw by Pernsteiner cut the lead to 58-55 with 1:33 left to go in die game. Women's Basketball fri. sm. St.Schol- Mt. State astica aaire. IA MN7:30 7:30 Ingalls missed a3 pointerwith just IlDder a minllle to go. but she redeemed herself only seconds later. Unfortunately. they were Ranger forward Terri Ingalls lets to of one 0 her our tbree IIIIlIbleto cap off !be comeback pointers in a two point loss against UW-Lacrosse Satmday. with a victory. Shooting was a problem almost !be entire nighL Pemsteiner finisbed with 7 points on only 2 of 10 sbooling. Neubert tmned in 9 poinlSon4of11.andAnneSclmid, who played injured, managed only 6 points on 3 of 12 sbooling. at Mich at North- Tech. land Co. Houghton Ashland MI 1:00 W11:00 WIaIaa Co. WbcIIlII Co. .. Jawilo W1leIIlII, n. W1leIIlII, n. tOOPJIL 9:00 .... UW-Plalt eville 7:00 '.ANGEa NEWS SPORTS, Page B2 1angers weekend up and down ThcRangezGrapplezssuffeml and heavyweight, while Myles i huge loss on Saturday when Mucterbcide finished third at 177 ,ophomore heavyweight Jim and Cort Shane fourth at 118 ~tte separated his shoulder pounds. 'ming die championship march at Despite the team's successful 1e UW-P.au Claire Invitatiooal. finish, the weekend wa., somewbal TheRangmlimpedoutofthe disastrous totbe team. Along with Jrtb woods with a second pJaco Bezotte, Miles Weaver, Tom llisb in the nineteen team field. Keefer, Keith Cuper and Troy inning two cbampioosbips and Brockman suffered injuries. 'acing four wresaJers in the top Leaving an already sparse Ranger our. TheUniversityofMinnesota- bench somewhat weaker. )ulutb placed first in the meet, Brockman and Keefer should be 0.75poinrsaheadoftheRangers. ready for NCAA Regional com- UW-Parkside's Steve Skarda petition, but Bezotte, Weaver and 'las named the tournaments out- Casper remain questionable. tanding wrestler for bis dominat- . On Friday. the Rangers travng first place finish in the 150 elled ID Allendale, Michigan for X>llJd weight class. the Mid-Regional Duals. The Alsowinninghis(livisionfor Rangers went 1-1-1 on the day, 'leRangerawas 167pounderTroy defeating Late Superior Saate 34- roctman. Kelly Becker and 9,drawingwitbbostGrandValley ezouc tom:aeoondsat 134pounds Srate 24-24 and lost IOFClris Slate. 30-lS. ACK IME 3700 Meachem Road, Racine 554-9695 THURSDAY IS COLLEGE NIGHT Featuring: • $3.00 Pitchers • .50¢ Cactus Juice Shots •NO COVER!! Dance to the hottest new dance jams and your favorite blasts from the past with UW-Parkside's Len Anhold. Yo,,'vt Tried tM Rut, Now COtM Back to tM But! February 6, 1992 - Track teams face stiff competition in Illinois By BOU y ERICKSON a fifth place standing among an Coach Mike Dewitt was SIK>!'!S Writer eight team field. 1be Lady Rang- pleased wilh the "competitive The men's and ladies tract crsonceagainhadsomefirstplace spirit,"andthe"strong,hardfougbt team travelled to Stezling, Dlinois finisl1erS. In die HiOOm field. Tricia battles to the finish line." He re. this past week end for what was Breuledlhewaywithaclockingof mainsoptimisticforthe._ofllle one of their toughest competition S.09, a personal best for her in that indoorseason,mtheLadyRangers o( the season. Although the team particular race. In the 800m com• ~ve into the mid season compe. wmcompctingwithmostlyNCAA petition,KellyWatsonmnlDaftrst unon. Division I schools, the Rangers place finish ·111 a time of 2.23. The men's team also faced invoked their talents to capture Paula Stolanan also recieved first See Track B4 some impressive results along with for her 10.04 time in the 300m run. ' UW-LaCrosse two points too much for Rangers Continued from Bt The Eagles came out flying in the second half by scmng the first six points to take their firsl lead at 36-34. Said Miller, "We have a tendency to go in the second half and letdown." 1be game was *t and forth until I.a~ IDOlc advantage of yet anocber UW-Partside scoring drought, Ibis one lasting nearly four minutes, to slowly build up an eight point lead. La Crosse continued to lead when UW·Pukside, down S8-S2, la,mcbedanimprobablecomeback with two minutes left. A layup by Jody Bloyer and a free throw by Pemsteiner cut the lead to 58-SS with 1:33 left to go in the game. StSchol• Mt. State astica Caire, IA MN7:30 7:30 at Mich at North· Tech. land Co. Houghton Ashland MI 1:00 WI 1:00 WlablCo. WbcuCo. ... Ia,ile 'Mlcalaa. IL ......,_ n, 4:00pa. t.U) UL Mon. UW-Platt eville 7:00 JAIlllIIl Nns SpollTS, Page B3 .. SensORSummary Record: 5·12 Score .. OppeDeDt Own Opp Site 1.11 Micbipl 71 9S Marquette, MI 11.21 NardI CcIIIraI 76 41 Naperville, u 11.19 VW ()shkosb S8 64 Oshkosh, WI II.~ Lewis UDiv. 84 67 Oshkosh, WI 12-5 Nm1bc:m MidI 66 88 Kcoosba 124 VW-51eYenPoint S4 67 Kenosha 1).12 lit.FIIDcis 73 76 101iet,ll. J1.JO Lewis 78 S8 Pa!kside 1·' "lOll51 76 83 Pensacola, fL 14 CCIIIII1Art 64 87 Pensacola, fL 1-6 liltC77~ 67 78 Pensacola, fL 1-12 1awIaIcc 60 SI AppIetoo, WI 1-16 lIt.~ IN 61 8S RcuessIear, IN 1.18 SllJ.lldvmIsville 6S 72 Kenosha 1-21 UW-&u Claire 67 79 Zorn Arena, WI 1·25 NItioaaI I.oois 9S 64 Kenosha Season Summary Record: 8-10 Score Date ()pponeut Own Opp Site 1-23 PurdueN. CenL III 66 Wbeder,IN 11-2S U.1rvlianapolis S8 64 Indianapolis, IN 11-27 MSOE 91 66 Milwaukee 11-30 UW-Mi1waukec fD 91 UW-Milwauice 12-3 UW-5levcnsPt. 68 87 UW-Parkside 12-6 Wayne SIIle 60 100 Nebraska 12-7 South Dakota SL Sl 101 South Dakota 12-12 Ferns Sl 64 80 BigRapids . 12-21 Bemidji SL 79 60 UW-Pmbide 14 N.MidIigan 60 Tl UW-Parksidc 1-8 Clarke College 80 58 UW -Pmide 1-11 5L Ambrose fD 64 UW·Pmide 1·13 LakeFcmt 74 S7 LakeForcst,ll. 1-17 Barat College 90 S5 UW-Parksidc 1-18 smEdwardsville 70 71 UW-1'lujside 1·21 UW.Qsbkosb 9S 99 UW.Qsbkosb 1-2S UW-PIatttviIle S9 67 UW-PIatteville 1-27 Clarke College 84 70 Clarke Co~ IA 2·1 WayneSLNE 78 60 UW-Pmbide 2-3 Wayne SL MI 76 78 Detroit, MI w.,. II. NIt ... UW·PorIlsIde _ .... tJW·PInJIcIe F1eIdIl_ ""SL(~..).........."...... .".. ... l'I~2,..1~20S ilia 17 U 0.0 I·' I 2. 7 Ala JO U I.] J..S 2" '- • J.a 00 1-1 006 ... 11 0.5 M .-4 1 0 2. ~ JIll 5-11 1--2 0-4 l' I' CWI. 21 G-4 1-2 1.1 '2 1 ... 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AbC .191 UW·Parkslde vs. Wayne Slate, MI VOJ/n 'I~ Mkb'" UW·Porbide (76) __ ft n. ..... .. o.t • pi .. 20 .-9 0-0 ~2 0 2 , :n 9-16 1-1 2-4 I 5 19 Y1 , •.)1 2-2 ~11 0 .. 1. 4O:l 6-9 .... 1-.2 , 4 19 2a 3-7 0.0 1-1 0' 9 2 0-1 0.0 0.0 0 0 0 17.'" 1-2 U 003 10-00.00-0000 n 1-1 2-2 2-3 0 4 , _ 29.Q ... 11l~' 22" W.yne SIIIe (78) ,. It n. ......... ..t • pi .. %I ~1l 6-9 3-4 1 , 11 15 s-a 3--5 0-7 I 2 1] %1 54 ().() 2-1 2] 10 36 4-9 2-4 1-3 .. 2 •• 30 40-5 0-13'" 3010 14 2-5 0-0 1-1 0 1 , 11 2-440-52-504' 13 0-5 0.0 1-2 1 0 0 16 0..' 0.0 1-3 0 0 0 201 as J.5.:M 14-3' u: 15 7. UW.Pan!dde._~--_..25 5176 W.,De SIIta. 40 38 78 S_,....,,,· Pidd GoU. UW·_ .443.W.}llC SLA7S """ n..... UW·Parbidc .909 W')'lC $laic .62S. 3-1'.iIIIB.. tlII· UW·_idc 8-2S(Bo)<I3-4. St.eYeot 3-5, EvItJl 1-6. Calef 1-6,Robcnoo 0-1 W')'lCSl.l.17(_4-8,LewiJ2·3._ 1.2,_(4) BI«WSbtJ· UW·_Z (/ari<:2) SII41I. UW·_6 (St<¥"" 2,e-2,Boyd 2)W')'llCSl9 (1- 6.1Wdy. LewiJ.M""",,,) TIIIM_' UW·_18 (St<¥* 6. En ••• Boyd e-3.luric 2, Robm<IlJ Wl)'llC$laic 19 (LcwilIl.1Wdy S, Min" 2, M"",,", 1_ E.... Ayrault) A.IfaMa<,.211 • WO\l'·"S BO\ SCOlU.S UW·LaCrosse vs. UW-Partslde ZIOlIJZatllle UW·__ UW-LoCrosse (~) ... .. ft .... ".. 0-1 ().O 0-0 0 0 0 ....10 0-1 0-1 S 3 9 1-2 1-1 0-2 0 I , 1-1 0-0 0-0 0 1 2 3-7 ,.., 2-13 1 I 9 0-0 0-1 0.0 0 0 0 1-1 0-0 0-0 0 0 2 3-I3-41~O" 1-2 ().O 2-2 0 1 2 3-4 1-3 1-2 0 0 • 0.01-21-2002 3-6 ... , 3-, 1 0 10 2-3 ().O ~1 0 1 4 0-40.01-3000 _ 2J...4lJ lS-D U-Jf U lIfe -..,...,...-.. ....... .-""."..- .".-... ""- ,"'"_""'" w...-... ..- UW·Parbide (58) _ ft .... ............. rI ... 21 04-11 1-' 2-4 2 2 9 10 0.0 0.0 0.0 0' 0 5 1-2 0-0 1-1 0 0 2 '" 1-10 3-4 ],7 4 2 7 20 ].12 0.0 ~1 1 1 6 17 1-6 I-I 2-3 1 5 3 , ~1 ().O 0-0 000 9 ~! 0-0 1-7 0 4 0 35 04-7 0-0 2-' 0 2 • 20 2<) 1-2 1-3 2.' 6 11 ~1" 1-1 1·1 1 1 17 _ 2J..71...13 16-371125 51 NN.... "'- ..H..o..k........ .....- '""'"'"''" Lull'" BI.,.. '-'" T..... UW.LaCn>soe ...303000 UW.Pa_ .. ...342458 S1oH>llllt... .." •• Y,ddG<o1I, UW·LaCrouc 2249M8UW.P1rbid<23-71323 """Throw, UW.Lao- 15-22 .681 UW·_idc8-13.6IS 3-1'ciIII B...ulo • UW·LaCrouc I·S 200 (N... ) UW·_idc4-19 .210(lnplJa4-12, S<;bm;d~. Neub<nQ.ll BI«W S'""" • UW·Lao- 1 (Cm I) UW· _ 2 (LWIc/f,1IIdt) SII41I • UW·Laer- 7 (N... 2, Cm.llnml. Gf<Uiq, lob1u .... Wl1I< .. JUW·Parbidc IS (Ncubcrt4,PanItdDcr,RmiC'llricz.LuUoIf,BIoy« 2, -. Sdomid, ""alii) February 6, 1991 Season Statistics Through 02/06192 Wrestler WT W L D m"ES PIN . Shane, C. 118 14 11 0 60 15 3 Becker, K. 134 13 15 0 39 41 2 Pinter, T. 134 1 4 0 1 3 0 Casper, K. 142 7 7 0 8 14 2 Lovy, D. 150 21 10 0 64 20 2 SkanIa, S. ISO 19 4 1 81 19 5 Buckley, C. 158 16 10 2 34 37 2 Kimpel,R. 158 11 11 0 27 22 3 Brockman, T. 167 30 5 1 102 34 4 Muckertlelde, M 167 20. 12 0 2S 25 4 Diedrich, M. 167 2 4 0 4 6 0 Fitzgerald, R. 190 9 14 0 14 24 5 Keefer, T. 190 15 10 0 42 17 6 Bezotte, 1. HWT 21 3 1 48 23 4 Tremelling HWT 4 6 0 11 6 1 Weaver.M HWT 9 9 0 11 18 6 TOItJIr 2U 141 6 601 301 57 Mid-Regional Dual Results (01/31/92) UW·Parkside 34 Lake Superior State' at Allendale, Micbigan 118 Con Sbane (UWP) dec. Randy Fallon (LS) 12-6 126 Jim Reeves (LS) won by forfeit 134 Keny Becker (UWP) dec. Pete Kosloski (LS) 11-4 142 Keith Casper (UWP) dec. Madt Mohr (LS) S-4 150 Steve SkanIa (UWP) dec. Adam SchIhl (LS) 17'{) 158 Scon Bolan (LS) dec. Ouis Buckley (UWP) 3-2 167 Myles MuckerllelcJtlUWP) d. Brian Kean (LS) fall at 3:34 177 Troy Brockman (UWP) dee. Scott Stears (LS) 22-6 190 Tom Keefer (uwp) won by forfeit HW Jim Bezoue (UWP) dee.1ason Blngamon (LS) 6-1 UW-Parkside 24 Grand Valley State 24 at Allendale, Micbigan 118 Ed Fell (GV) dec. Con Shane (UWP) 18'{) 126 Dave Strejc (GV) won by fortiet 134 Dwayne Knieper (GV) won by folfeil 142 Todd Jones (GV) dee. Kelly Becker(uwp) 13-3 ISO Steve Skarda (UWP) dec. Dave Radar (GV) 20-3 IS8 ChrIs Buckley (UWP) dec. Jason Leonard (GV) 6-S 167 Myles Muckerheide (UWP) dec. Mike Slmaz (OV) 13-10 190 Troy Brockman (UWP) dec. Scott McDowell (GV) fall 6:5 HW Jim Bezoue (UWP) won by folfeil Ferris State 30 UW·Parkside 15 at Allendale, Michigan 118 Oliver Raymond (FS) dec. Con Shane (UWO) fall aI3:5( 126 Brad King (FS) won by fortiet 134 Kelly Beeker (UWP) dec. Todd King (FS) fall at 4:42 142 Tom Daly (FS) won by Folfeit . 150 Dave Lovy (UWP) dec. Detmy Skatzka (FS) 16-10 158 ChrIs Buckley (UWP) dec. Joe McBride (FS) 5·2 167 Eric Bakey (FS) dec. Steve Skarda (UWP) 5-1 177 Troy Brockman (UWP) dec. Jon Wyngarden (FS) 6·2 190 Dave Surofchek (FS) d. Tom Keefer (UWP) fall at 1:05 HW MIke Faulkner (FS) dec. Jim Bezotte (UWP) 3-2 ~NBWISPOns. PagcB3 \\n,11,'s B,sKrrn,1.1. Seaon Summary Record: 5-12 Season Summary Record: 8-10 Score Score DIiiow-mt Own Opp Site t-11 Micbipi 71 9S Marquette, Ml 11-27 Nordl Ccn1ral 76 41 Napr.rville, U.. 11-2' lJW Oshkosh 58 64 Oshkosh, WI Date Opponent On Opp Site 1-23 PurducN. CenL 111 66 Wheeler, IN 11-25 U. Iodianapolis 58 64 Indianapolis, IN 11-27 MS0E 91 66 Milwaukee 11-30 OW-Milwaukee flJ 91 OW-Milwaukee 11-J> lnis Univ. 84 67 Oshkosh, WI 12-5 NCl1brmMicll 66 88 12-t UW&venPoint S4 67 Kenosha 12-3 UW-&evemPt. 68 87 OW-Parkside 12-6 Wayne State <,0 100 Nebraska 12-7 South Dakota St. 51 101 South Dakoca 12-12 Ferris St 64 80 Big Rapids 12-12 SL Pm:is 73 76 Jo "et, IL 12-21 Banidji St. 79 <,0 OW-Parkside IJ.,01.-is 78 58 Patbidc 1-S lleadcnon St 76 83 Pensa FL 1-4 N. Michigan (,() 77 OW-Parkside 1-8 Clarke College 80 58 OW-Parkside 1-11 SL Ambrose @ 64 OW-Parkside l CadlllArt 64 87 ~Ja,H. 1-13 Lake Rmt 74 57 Lake Fottst, ll. 1-6 ... ~ 67 78 FL 1-17 Barat College 90 55 OW-Parkside 1-12 1amacc 60 St Appletm,WI 1·1' SL Jolqil, IN 61 8S ,IN 1-18 SIU Edwardsville 70 71 OW-Pmkside 1-21 OW-Oshkosh 9S 99 OW-Oshkosh 1-25 UW-Plaueville 59 67 OW-P1attcville 1-11 SIIJ.Edwldsvillc 6S 72 Kenosha 1-'ll Clmtc College 84 70 Clarke Co., IA 1.a UW-&D CJmc 67 79 ZomArma,WI 2-1 WayneSLNE 78 (,() OW-Parkside l-25 Nalioaallouis 9S 64 Kenosha 2-3 Wayne St. Ml 76 78 Detroit, MI • \\ '0,11-:,'s Bo\ Scrnn:s e UW-~lde v Wayne State, MI UW-LaCrosse n. UW-Parblde 2/m/92 at Dllroff, .... V01/9l a& llte VW•Partulde fleldlious W.-Sl.(60) UW-P• "de (76) UW-LaCrosse (60) - ll ... ft ,... ... ll ,... ____ .,. . ,, . ____ ... . ,, . --- _ ... . ,, .. ..... 1, 1..a 2-1 0.-1 1 0 J .... 20 I_, 0-0 C).2 0 2 J Omall 0-1 0-0 CM> 0 0 0 .... 17 ,.. 04 I.J I 1 7 ........ n 9--16 1-1 ~ l .S 19 Ncw9 4-10 0-1 0-1 S 3 9 Ala • M ,_, 5-$ 1 , , Mic :17 a-11 2,-1 1-17 0 4 II K.Nlbicll 1-1 1-1 0-2 0 I 3 ..... • w 0-0 l •l 0 0 6 fextM 4-4 1..a $ 4 19 Hollmt 1-1 CM> CM> 0 I 1 ... 11 0-.S 2,-1 \,4 I O 1 ...,.. 1a 3-7 0-0 1-1 0 3 9 Dolk 3-7 3-S 2,-13 I I 9 .,..., ,. S-11 2-1 0-4 1 , " t.o,libaa 1 0-1 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 ~ 0-0 0-l 0-0 0 0 0 a.. :u CM 1-2 1-l J 2 1 ~ 11 1-4 1-1 1-4 0 0 J ~ 1-1 0-0 0-0 0 0 1 .... 2:J 2-2 0-0 1-1 l I 4 ai.. I 0-0 0.0 0-0 0 0 0 ~ 3-1 ,.. 1-l 0 3 9 ..... 17 4-4 l-4 1·:l 0 l 9 C. 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Ms SJ 6-7 4-4 2-9 0 3 16 i-- 30 4-S 0-1 3-4 3 0 10 Ncblrl 21 4-11 ,_, 2-4 2 1 9 ... 20 l-5 0-0 C).J 3 3 7 ~ 14 2-, 0-0 1-1 0 1 .S Beam 10 0-0 CM> 0-0 0 J 0 ....... 30 7•U S-.1 44 1 S 19 c...ia,.... 11 2,-4 4-.1 1-:5 0 4 I Hack 5 1-2 0-0 1-1 0 0 J ea. 29 4-7 0-0 0-3 I 1 11 Mll1s 13 0-5 0.0 1-2 l O 0 PwmtalJa :M 2-10 3-4 3-7 4 2 1 .., 12 2-] 0-0 0 0 • "-'- 16 0-5 0-0 1-3 0 0 0 Sdmlid 20 3-11 CM> 0-l I 1 6 ~ 1-1 - :Z:W, 15-:M 1~ IJ 15 71 Jl.muwlca 17 1-6 1-1 :Z..3 l 5 3 ... 2 1-l 0-0 1-1 0 0 2 1' May,,, 5 0-1 0.0 CM> 0 0 0 :: I 1-1 0-1 0-0 0 0 2 Ta.i- 9 0-5 0.0 1-7 0 4 0 1 0-1 0-0 M 0 0 0 UW•Puulde------...15 51 76 Lwla!f ]5 4-7 CM> 2-5 0 1 I JOI 30-52 ll•ll Jl-30 15 U 71 Wayae State.-----"40 38 78 Blo,w 20 2-] 2-2 1-] 2 .1 6 w.,_ St. fli'E..... ____ ..25 35 '° lqalla 17 6-14 l-1 1-1 I 1 17 s,-,., • ., 1 • Fidd Goal,, -Pmside To&alt 201 23-71 1-1:S l~ 111' SI VW-Publde.__ ______ 31 78 .443, Wayne St. ,47$ Free lbron -l'lruido UW-LaCrosse--------...30 30 60 s-.,.,, •• d UW-Plluido .909Wayu:Stllo.62S. UW•Parulde.-----.34 2" 58 3-PIIUIJ 811.11,a • UW-Paibidc 8-25 (Boyd 3-4, Jn,w~ .420 Free UW-Pcbl& Sievms 3-S, Ev- 1-6 , CalCf 1-6,Robcnro 0-1 31 7L'W-Oshkoah .611. S"'1«b,f • .,.,.,,,. Fidd Gcals. UW-1.aCrouc U..,.Jau -UW- 7-14 s-6, Wa)t!OSL 7-17 (Jabalco 4-8,Lew2-3,Atlnllloo& 22-49MIUW-J'lrbide23-71.323 Frcc:Throw, llo,dl-2.Ev;m 1-3) Wa 7- ts (Ducblr 4- 1-2,MOla!I00-4) UW-1.aOtme 15-22 .681 lJW.J'libide8-13 .615 lO, lmi:ncn 1-2, Cwt 0.1) lfl,tl,l Suo • UW-Puuidc2 CJuric 2) 3-loUl!l B11111111 • UW-1.aOoclc 1-S 200 (Nerc) lt«ws.oa. · 6(Jmd, oberlcn) S1H11- UW-.Plmide6 csuw- 2. CIICI 2, Bo),! UW-Mside 4-1 !1.210 (lnplll 4-12, Sdmnid ~ WIJIIC St. 1 (Allco) 2) WIJS!l. 9(1~6,Hmdy,Lms,MOICalD) NCllbcrt 0-1) S,,.,, • llW-Patbidc 4 ~ 3, LubtCllllll) T _,. UW·Plrbidc 18 (Su:ve111 6, Ev-, BlftW Sblr. UW-uOcae 1 (Cm 1) tJW. WayucSt,o J1¥CIICI 3,Juric2, Robcnm) WIJSS1atc19 Plrbide 2 (LlllkAf, &di) r.,.,,,,,:uw.Pazbide 12~4.1uric3, O.C-- 7, Hardy S, Miller 2, Maull>, 1~ Sllllb. UW-ua- 7 (Nerc 2, Cair, Cltlml, labaq 2, Bc,yd, PR)-) ayni:Slaic 14 (Sum- E-Ayi.uh) Om.liq, Jolmaon. Wa!kct)UW-Paruidc IS -. Alica 3, Ouk, Euzak, Moc:n 2, l'dilc, A/mMllff-211 (Nmbcrt4,Pcrm1m1er,Rallicwicz,Lulldf,Bloycr ~ 2.Bdmz. Sdlmld.Inplla) A--••191 February 6, 1991 Season Statistics Through 02/06/92 Wrestler WT w L D TD ES PIN Shane. C. 118 14 11 0 60 15 3 Becker, K. 134 13 15 0 39 41 2 Pinter, T. 134 1 4 0 1 3 0 Casper, K. 142 7 7 0 8 14 2 Lovy,D. 150 21 10 0 64 20 2 Skanla,S. ISO 19 4 1 81 19 5 BuckJey, C. 158 16 10 2 34 37 2 Kimpel. R. 158 11 11 0 27 22 3 Brockman, T. 167 30 5 1 102 34 4 Muckerheide, M.167 20 12 0 25 25 4 Diedrich, M. 167 2 4 0 4 6 0 Fitzgerald, R. 190 9 14 0 14 24 s Keefer, T. 190 15 10 0 42 17 6 Bezoue,J. HWr 21 3 1 48 23 4 Tremelling HWr 4 6 0 11 6 1 Weaver,M. HWr 9 9 0 11 18 6 TOIIIII zu 141 ' 601 301 51 Mid-Regional Dual Results (0VJl/92) OW-Parkside 34 Lake Superior State 9 at Allendale, Michigan 118 Con Shane (UWP) dee. Randy Fallon (LS) 12-6 126 Tun Reeves (LS) won by forfeit 134 Kelly Becker (UWP) dee. Pete Kosloski (LS) 11-4 142 Keith Cuper (UWP) dee. Made Mohr (LS) 5-4 150 Sreve Skarda (UWP) dee. Adam Scbib1 (LS) 17-0 158 Scott BoJan (LS) dee. Ollis Buckley (UWP) 3-2 167 Myles Muckerheide _(UWP) d. Brian Kean (LS) faD at 3:34 177 Troy Brockman (UWP) dee. Scott Stears (LS) 22-6 190 Tom Keefer (UWP) won by forfeit HW Jim Bezotte (UWP) dee. Juon Bingamon (LS) 6-1 OW-Parkside 24 Grand Valley State 24 at Allendale, Michigan 118 F.d Felt (GV) dee. Con Shane (UWP) 18-0 126 Dave Strejc (GV) won by forfiet 134 Dwayne Knieper (GV) won by forfeit 142 Todd Jones (GV) dee. Kelly Becker (UWP) 13-3 150 Steve Skarda (UWP) dee. Dave Radar (GV) 2~3 158 Chris Buckley (UWP) dee. Jason Leonard (GV) 6-5 167 MylesMuckerbeide (UWP) dee. Mike Simaz (OV) 13-10 190 Troy Brockman (UWP) dee. Scott McDowell (GV) fall 6:5 HW Jim Bezotte (UWP) won by forfeit Ferris State 30 lJW.Par side 15 at Allendale, Michigan 118 Oliver Raymond (FS) dee. Con Shane (UWO) fall at 3:51 126 Brad King (FS) won by forfiet 134 Kelly Becker (UWP) dee. Todd King (FS) fall at 4:42 142 Tom Daly (FS) won by Forfeit . 150 Dave Lo y (UWP) dee. Denny Skatzka (FS) 16-10 158 Chris Buckley (UWP) dee. Joe McBride (FS) 5-2 167 Eric Bakey (FS) dee. Steve Skarda (UWP) 5-1 177 Troy Brockman (UWP) dee. Jon Wyngard n (FS) 6-2 190 Dave Surofchek (FS) d. Tom Keefer (UWP) fall at 1 :OS HW Mike Faulkner (PS) dee. Jim Bezotte (UWP) 3-2 .. RANGn NEWS SPOITS, Plat 114 February 6, 1992 Comeback falls short as Track time runs out on Rangers Contjnued.From IU " . . tough competition from DePaul. "Hone R~wbohitajumper Chicago Slate University, and to cut the lead to jllSlthree. LoyolaUnivemty. Sincelheseare The Rangers continued to . NCAA Division 1 schools, the connect ~ the ~ down the competition is more demanding. slletehmaking9·10 m theJastseven Despite this tough competition,the minutes to Jrec:P ~ ~ close. men perfonnances were high· Ceotel'Tihomir Iooc scored lighted by Pat Kochanski, Carl 18 points and snared an incredible. Oliver, and Kurt 10hnson. Senior 17boards with two blocks from the PatKocbanski captured thirdplace 6'9" sophomore. Robenon also intheSOOmronwithatimeof2.00. scored 19andguardlennaineBoyd In SSm Hwdle action, Kurt Johaadded nine. son placed fourth among an eight . .G~ 101mEvans struggled team field, and once again Carl hiWngjust 1·9 from the freldand 1- Oliver won the 200m dash with a 6 from three-point land timeof223 seconds. 1beseare the ones to watChas their indoor season takes them to UW-Oshkosh next week for mid·season competition. Ranger News Sports J2Ltli1ete of tF'u 'WeeK. Tihomir towers to the top This week the Ranger News Sports salutes the biggest man on campus as our Athlete of the Week as we extend our heartiest of congratulations to Tihomir Juric of the Basketball team. TJ., the Ranger center is a sophomore here at UW-' ~ Parkside, this past week he had a couple of field days against Wayne State,NE and Wayne State, ML Saturday at home, TJ. scored 16 points, had nine rebounds and five blocks leading the Rangers to a stunning 78-60 win. Monday night in a two point loss, TJ. spearheaded the Ranger attack pouring in 18 points grabbing an incredible 17 rebounds and had three more blocks. TJ. 's basketball career has an interesting history. Began playing in the city of zagreb of Croatia (formerly ofYugoslavia) where he grew up. Then he played on a Basketball Club team in the city ofMaksimir. He moved to the United States in 1987 via a student exchange program and played for Height 6'9" Greattinger High School his senior year. T.J. is in his third Year: Sophomore year but has sophomore eligibility on the team. Once again, Hometown zagreb, Croatia Congratulations to Thimor Juric the Ranger News Sports Major Computer Science Athlete of the Week. ... Two points too litlIe was the story as the uw·Paztside basket· ball team fell just lWopoints shy of winDing at Wayne Slate, MI. Monday nighL Do DOt tty to adjust yOlD' eyes, youareseeinganotherWayneState team. Suange as it may be, the Rangen played Wayne State of Nebraska winning 78-60 at home Saturday, and Monday traveled to Detroit to play Wayne Slate Michigan. The game came down to the final shot when UW-Partside's Starlin Stevens rimmed a three pointeI'inandoutgivingthe Tarters the win. Rangers head coach AI &chiessez decided to go for the win instead of an overtime gameon the road by letting Stevens, who had a game high 19 points with three • three-pointel'S, shoot from beyond the arc. If the Rangers could have pulled it off, it would have marIced the best come from behind effortof the season. UW·Partside quickly feU bebind 10-2 and neva led the entire game. They were down 25- 40 at half-time and roared back behind a 24-11 ron in the second half. Tun Cates three-pointel' with 7:(» cut the Tarter lead to seven 66-59. With 3:15 10 go, Slevens - stole the ball and dished to Tun Tim "Horse" Roberson - I:NTRAM.URAL CORNER Schick Super Hoops 3-on-3 Tourney It's a wrap. Joi: Brown. Darren Hutcherson, BrianJacbca andLenAnholdtookhomethehonorsasUW-Pa!tsic!e'sbeat3- on-3 team with a 34-29 victory inthe finals of the ScbIckSuper Hoops sponsored event Tuesday at the Physicall2lncaticG Building. The foursome score victories of 56-46 and 51-4210JelIdI the finals before beating the team of Chris Toliver,IoeManluo, Wes Croft and Fred Mitchell. The winners will travel to Marquene University011february 27 for regional competition. Below are the round by IllUDd results: Quarter finals Anhold/Brown/Hutch/Jackson 56 Weinand/fOSCllllWVIIIqUe1/ Uy 46, Hembrook/KaZlLaZarski 30 CovelliJLeinenwebw Koleno/Powers 28, Dahlstrom/Kidroff/Koehler 48, Sraaskr/ PocarolRoss 41. Toliver/Croft/MaItillOlMitehel137, VeeDIln, Behl, Sell, Frias 32. Semi-Finals Anhold/Brown/Hutch/Jackson 51, Hembrook/KazJLaz 32 Toliver/CroftlMartinolMitchell 62, Dahlstom/KiIkoff/Ko!uer 55. Finals Anhold/Brown/Hutch/Jackson 34, Toliver/Croft/Malllool Mitchell 29. Men's Basketball ~ three minutes to go. Cates had 11 points and was three for six on three point shooting. The Rangers dominated the game in every aspect They shot .577 percent from the field while holding Wayne Slate to just .420 percent The Rangers were 7·14 from three point land. And 11·12 from the line. The game was a complete 180 degreeturn from Decembers'loss. For more lIIformaliott call 595-2267 or 595-22K1 Aerobic Exercize Come join the fun. Floor Aerobics meets Monday duougb Thursdayat4:45t05:45andWaterAerobicsmeetsMondayml Wednesday at 4:45 to 5:45. Everyone is welcome and youca come as often or as little as you like. Register wben you C(IlIC. Co-Ed Volleyball Last season the Slammers were too hot to handle as tbey'" undefeated for the entire season and won the c",,,nponshlp. This season the league is looking for some top IIOldt le8ID8lO challenge the Slammers forthe 1MVolleyball tide. PlaybeJlas Tuesday. February 4th, and will be held every Tuesdayl1li Thursday at 8:00 P.M. Pick up your schedules in Ibe ItsDP News Office or the Physical Education Building. Floor Hockey A big hit in it's inaugural year, UW-Patkside's floor IIoCkeY league features seven man teams doing battle every SUDdaY afternoon. Action begins Sunday February 9th. EnIries_dUe by Wednesday, February 9th at 12:00 Noon. . Earn some extra $$CASH$$ Scorekeepers and Officials are needed for 1MBasbtball an4 Floor Hockey. For more information CC)IlI8Cl Len Anhold at 595-2287 or Jim Koch at 595-2'161· '.'''.~..~••.~ ,• February 6, 1992 Comeback falls short as Track Continued From B2 time runs out on Rangers .. . . tough competition from DePaul. Two point., too liUle was the swry as the UW-Parbide basket· ball team fell just two points shy of winning at Wayne State, MI. Monday nighL "Hc:ne R~whohita,JIUDper Chicago State University, and to cut the lead to Just three. Loyola University. Since these are The Rangers continued to . NCAA Division 1 schools, the connect ~ the !ine down the cooipetilion is more demanding. SUffCh mating9• 10mlhelastseven Despite this toogh compeli~ the minutes to~ '1M: ~ close. men perfonnances were high• Do not lrY to adjust yom eyes. youaresceinganotherWayneState team. Strange as it may be, the Rangers played Wayne State of Nelnska winning 78~ at home Saturday, and Monday traveled to Detroit to play Wayne State Michigan. <:enter Tihomir J~c ~ lighted by Pat Kochanski, Carl 18 pomts and snared an incredible Oliver, and Kurt Johnson. Senior 17boards with two blocks from the Pat Kochanski captured third place 6'9" IIOphomore. R~ also inthe800mrunwitbatimeof2.00. scored 19andguardJermame Boyd In SSm Hurdle action, Kurt John• added nine. son placed fourth among an eight Guard John Evans sttuggled team field and once again Carl The game came down to the final shot when UW•Partside's Swlin Stevens rimmed a thn:e pointer in andoutgivingthe Taners the win. Rangers head coach Al Schiesser decided to go fa the win instead of an overtime game on the road by letting Stevens, who bad a game high 19 points with three three-pointers, shoot from beyond tbearc. hittingjust 1.9 from the fieldand 1- Oliver wo~ the 200m dash with a 6 from three-point land. time of223 seconds. These are the H the Rangers could have pulled it off, it would have marked the best come from behindeffortof the season. UW-Palkside quickly fell behind 10-2 and neve.r Jed the entire game. They were down 25- 40 at half-time and roared back behind a 24-11 run in the second half. Tnn Cates three-pointer with 7:09 cut the Tarter Jead to seven t;6.59. With 3:15 to go. Stevens stole lbc ball and dished to Tun Tim "Horse'' Roberson Ranger News Sports .91.tlifete of tfie 'Wee,t ones to watch as their indoor season takes them to UW..oshkosh next week for mid•seasoo com}» tition. Men's Basketball Continved from Bl three minutes to go. Odes had 11 points and was three for six on three point shooting. 1be Rangers dominated the game in every aspecL They shot .577 percent from the field while holding Wayne State to just .420 peccenL The Rangers were 7-14 from three point land. And 11.12 from the line. The game was a complete 180 degree tum from Decembers' loss. Tihomir towers to the top This week the Ranger News Sports salutes the biggest man on campus as our Athlete of the Week as we extend our heartiest of congratulations to Tihomir Juric of the Basketball team. TJ., the Ranger center is a sophomore here at UWParkside, this past week be had a couple of field days against Wayne State)ffi and Wayne State, MI. Saturday at home, TJ. scored 16 points, had nine rebounds and five blocks leading the Rangers to a stunning 78-f,O win. Monday night in a two point loss, TJ. spearheaded the Ranger attack pouring in 18 points grabbing an incredible 17 rebounds and had three more blocks. T J. 's basketball career has an interesting history. Began playing in the city of Zagreb of Croatia (formerly of Yugoslavia) where he grew up. Then he played on a Basketball Club team in the city of M.aksirnir. He moved to the United States in 1987 via a student exchange program and played for Height 6'9" Grcauinger High School his senior year. T.J. is in his third Year: Sophomore year but has sophomore eligibility on the team. Once again, Hometown Zagreb, Croatia Congratulations to 1bimor Juric the Ranger News Spons Major Computer Science Athlete of the Weck. INTRAMURAL CO R.NER e"lf .,,, Schick Super Hoops 3-on-3 Tourney It's a wrap. Jot Brown. Darren Hutcherson, Brian JICbJa and Len Anhold took home the honors as UW ·Parkside'1bea3- on-3 team with a 34·29 victory in the finals of the ScbictSuper Hoops sponsored event Tuesday at the Physical ~ Building. The foursome score victories of 56-46 and 51-42toleldl the finals before beating the team of Chris Toliver, JoeMartioo, Wes Croft and Fred Mitchell. Toe winners will travel to Marquette Univenity on Fetnary 27 for regional competition. Below are the round by l'OIDI results: Quarter finals Anhold/BrownJHutch/Jackson S6 Weinand/l'~llqUel/ Uy 46, Hembrook/Ka7/L3Zarski 30 Covelli/Leinenwebwc Koleno/Powers 28, Dahlstrom/Kirkoff/Koeh1er 48, Slllllkt/ Pocaro/ROSS 41, Toliver/Croft/MartinO/Mitchell 37, Vcenstn, Behl, Sell, Frias 32. Semi-Finals Anhold/Brown/Hutcb/Jackson SI, Hembrook/Ka1.ILU 32 Toliver/Croft/Martino/Mitchell 62, Dahlstom/Kirk.off/Koruer 55. Finals Anhold/Brown/Hutch/Jackson 34, Toliver/Croft/Martim/ Mitchell 29. Aerobic Exercize Come join the fun. Floor Aerobic meets Monday duough 1bursdayat4:45to5:45andWaterAerobicsmeetsMorxlayand Wednesday at 4:45 to 5:45. Everyone is welcome and youcai come as often or as little as you like. Register when you come. Co-Ed Volleyball Last season the Slammers were too bo to handle as they• undefeated for the entire season and won the cbampioosbip. This season the league is looking for some top nocch semns to challenge the Slammers for lhe IM Volleyball dtle. Play beginS Tuesday, February 4th, and will be held every Tuesday l8l Thursday at 8:00 P.M. Pick up your schedules in die Rlll8U News Office or the Physical Education Building. Floor Hockey A big hit in it's inaugural year, UW-Partside's floor boCbY league features seven man teams doing battle every SumlaY afternoon. Action begins Sunday February 9th. f.nlrieS IICdUe by Wednesday, February 9th at 12:00 Noon. Earn some extra $$CASH$$ Scorekeepers and Officials arc needed for IM Basket· ball and Floor Hockey. For more information contaC' Len Anhold at 595-2287 or Jim Koch at 595-2267. For more l,formatlon call595-2267 or 595-2281 ...• Nedra Cobb Arrests Elementary School in Racine. In 1986 Cobb received her MA in vocal perflll'lDance at UW -Madison where she is now fmishing her Doctor of Musical Arts degree. Her Ust perflll'lDance aedentiaIs include musical theater , film and commercial work, Jazz and Opera recitals. NedraCobbcouldbedesaibed as an enthusiastic sludent orienled professor. Her holistic and historic altitude toward music can be expe- , rienced in classes in Vocal Jazz and Class Voice. Her goal is "for students to enjoy all aspects of Music. She enjoys the mulUa1respect and support of her colleagues and her students. pen on campus. Before we didn't have a lot of choice. If a nonstudent commitled an offense we had to charge criminally for Ihat. We cou1d refer a student to the univmitydisciplinarysystem. But, Ihere have been some SlUdenIll in the past that have gone though the university disCipIinary system II dozen times and they really didn't quite get the drift Ihal we didn't appreciate their behavior," Ostrowski said. . "Ourfinesrangefromthelowest. $69.00 to the highest, $213.00. This is a stale wide system," said Ostrowski. Nevertheless, the citations do Send your message of LOVE B, EIl8t Shelle, NewiWriter Nedra Cobb, the Music DeJIIIlIIICI't'snewest Corale faeuIIY member. performed her first ~reciIa1last Wen~aythe 29lb rl January. as part of the W__ y Noon Concert Series. 'lbeaadieoce was trealeA to an _ sbort recital taken from her Dol*'*'lbesisofferingexamples !idle Longhair classics to the famiIiIr Spirituals. ProfeaorCobb is from SoutheulIIII W"_in. She attended CIrdIaIe College where. as a ~sbe first became intercst ill Music. . Cabb received her BA in Musie IidgrNjon then taught at Jones 0...· •• rr- PlIge .. Cbillf of Campus Police, Dave 0IItuw*i. . '1fwe have an incident where wefoel dlltilll beyond the scope of Ibe IIIIiwnity disciplinary system or it is a IIlllHlUdent who causes _ diaioption here, or we feel lbeiDl:idc:lltisDOllhalseriouswhere crimiDaI cbarges are necessary. we can issue citations under chaplet IS,"1Iid Ostrowski. Oslrowski feels Ihal this new po1icy giva them a nice interim wayoflgncUingthe components of CIlIplcrI8. "We _ itas a big advanrage for. lot of the incidents that hap- February 10,1992 not cover of domestic abuse. "We cannot issue a citation when there is a domestic: abuse situation. We have to issuecriminal charges Ihal are required of us by law," Ostrowski added. 11:00pm 12midnigbt 'fa IlANGDNns. PlIge 19 Soutb African Dance, Drumming, and Singing Sunday. February 9. 7pm UW-Parkslde Communication Arts Theatre TIckets can be purchased by calling 595-2345. $4 students, $8 all others Sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board winter ~~GAMES WINTER CARNIVAL SCHEDULE OF EVENTS Thursday, February 6 Bob Sledding Races Petrified Hill Family Fued Finals Union Dining Video/Celebration Bash Union Square 3:30pm 6:00pm 8:00pm Friday, February 7 Mega Twister Tug-o- WarlStaff-Student Soccer Men's Basketball (Parkside vs. St Scholastica(MN) Rocky Pre-show/Awards Rocky Horror Picture Show 12noon 2:00pm 7:30pm Mainflace Soccer Field Fieldhouse Union Cinema Union Cinema Music department's newest corale faculty member treats students to recital r-::-:-=--- Personalized "Valentine's Day" Cookies ona Giant Heart-Shaped Chocolate Chip Cookie (5 Word Limit) ONLY $4.25 plus tax Place your order at the Union Deli - on or before _!!!IIIY6. 1992 Ta RANGD Nna, Page 19 Music department's newest corale faculty member treats students to recital ByElileS elleJ NeWIWriter Nedra Cobb, the Music J)ep1111Dfflt's newest Corale facu'I. Y member, performed her first }'Sbiderecilalmt Wednesday the 291b " January, as part of the WedDeldlY Noon Conct.rt Series . '1be alM!imce was tre81ed to an bolS sbclt recital taken from her l)oc:Olle Tbesisoff e.ringexamp es cidae Longhair classics ID the familiar Spirituals. Profess«Cobb is from Southeasran Wiacomin. She auended Cartbale College where, as a ~ she first became in ratill Mulic. Elementary School in Racine. In 1986 Cobb received · ht"Z MA in vocal perfmnance at UW-Madison where she is now finishing her Doctor of Musical Arts degree. Her list perf<X1l'l811Ce aedentials include musical lheatei', film and commercial wort. Jazz and Opera recitals. NedraCobbcouldbedescribed as an enthusiastic sludent oriented professor. Her holistic and historic attitude toward music can be experienced in classes in Vocal Jazz and Class Voice. Her goal is "for students to enjoy all aspects of Music. She enjoys the mutual respect and supr-----::---:::::-~==~ South African Dance, Drumming, and Singing Sunday, February 9, 7pm Cobb received her BA in Mulic Bdlnrioo dlCD taught 1 port of bcz colleagues and herstu- i........--"'~~~~.,. UW-Parkslde Cornroonlcatlon Arts Theatre Tickets can be purchased by calling 595-2345. Arrests Caat• r• ,..._ .... " Qaief of Campus Police, Dave OlavMki. . "If we blYe an incident wbeic wefeel lbalils beyond lhe scope o die lllliwnity disciplinary system Cl' it ii a IDHtDdcnt who w diuiij6)0 here, or we feel dleiacidmtis not that serious where criminal charges ate [ICCC!iSarY, WC CID issue cilllions under chap 18," llid Oslrowski. OsllOwski feels that • new policy gives them a nice interim wayofbandlingtt»e corn1DODC11lt3 of Clilpler18. -We• it as a big ad rage fm a lol of die incidents hapdents. pen on campus. Before we didn't have a Jot of choice. If a nonstudent commiued an offense we had ro charge criminally for tbaL We could refer a student to the uoiversitydisciplinary . But. there have been some students in lhc pest that have gone though the university disciplinary system a dozen times and they really didn't quite get the drift that we didn't appreciate their behavior," Ostrowski said. "Our fines range from die low- ~ $69.00 to the highest. $213.00. This is a state wide system," said Ostrowski. Nevertheless , the citations do Personalized ''Valentine's Day'' Cookies Send your message of LOVE ona Giant Heart-Shaped Chocolate Chip Cookie (S Word Limit) ONLY$4.25 plus tax Place your order at the union Deli - on or before February 10, 1992 $4 students, $8 all others not cover d domestic abuse. "We cannot issue a citation when there is a domestic abuse situation. We have to issue criminal charges that are required of us by law," Ostrowski added. Sponsored by the Parkside Activities Board .winter ~~GAMES WINTER CARNIVAL SCHEDULE OF EVENTS 3:30pm 6:00pm 8:00pm 12noon 2:00pm 7:30pm 11:00pm llmidnigbt Thursday, February 6 Bob Sledding Races Family Fued Finals Video/Celebration Bash Friday, February 7 Mega Twister Tug-o-War/Staff-Student Soccer Men's Basketball (Parkside vs. SL Scholastica(MN) Rocky Pre-show/Awards Rocky Horror Picture Show Petrified Hill Union Dining Union Square Mainflace Soccer Field Fieldhouse Union Cinema Union Cinema CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING - - To place classifllld advertising inthe U1iversily 01Wisconsin-l'ar1cside - The Ranger News, stop in The Ranger News office located in room.D139C iOthe Wyllie Ubraryl1.eaming Center~nexllo the Colee 5hoppe. Deadline lor classified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior ID publication. All classified ads placed by fui or part time UW-Parkside students are 25t per week M. All classified ads placecj by anyone other than UW-Parkside Sludentsare $5.00 per week nJR. 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Call656-1529, Sa1imah. Fastfundraisingprogram: fraternities, soroities, student clubs. Earn up to SlOoo in one week. Plus recieve a $1000 bonus yourself. And recieve a free watch justforcal1ing 1-800-932-0528m ext, 65. IMISCELLANEOUS I Gently used books at The Old Book Comer, 312-6th SL(Racine). Mon - Fri. 11-6 &: SaL 10-5. Place a personal 10 your special person on Valentine's Day in our special Valentine's Day section, M.(Harley)l. Sony fa what happened, stop over sometime. - B.S.M. I live with six hot women and am a royal pain in the bun, Who am I... Zippo - any bar sport anytime with or without Loopy. - AI C. Holic Sandy, don't forget to check the Valentine'snextweek. I've given them "something to talk about," Ha! Hal Love, Angie. loin the Catholic Student Club in Lake Geneva. Come to the Catholic Student Mass for more details. ... You can also let everyone know who that special person is by putting their photo next to th~!r personal. Cost for a personal is $1, with photo is $2, Stop Inthe Ranger Office by February 11 and flU out a form. Don't forget to bring a photol r·~dline to get your ad in is February 11,1992, at 3pm. PERSONALS) Yayou,IwantlomakeYOUsbakel Tory, now all that's left is pitting the cherry! God. New time! The Catholic SbJdent Club Mass will meet on Sundays at 5pm in Union 209, so mark your calendars. THE SWBETHEA.RT PAGE Tory - bum any grass lale1y?! God. I SERVICES I Free! Freel Free! No appoint· ment necessary. Let us helpyou in The Writing Center, WLLC D15O. Mon-Thur9am-6pm,Fri 9am-I2pm. Professional photography available for weddings &: portraits. Reasonable. Please call &: leave messagewithphonenumber632. 4565. iSWCH 1fORMA. 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The UW-Parkside Ranger News l9SerYes the right to refuse. to ptj)lish any advertising at its ciscretion. Please direct all inquiries to The Ranger News' Assistant Business Manager, Jackie Johnson at (414) 595-2295. CLUB EVENTS FOR SALE #, I l CLUB EVENTS I I I I MISCELLANEOUS I Come join us to pray lhe Rosary! Wednesdays, l2noon in CART 13S. Everyone welccmer The Accounting Club will be going to Dairyland Racetrack on Feb. 7, Friday, at 5:30. Carpools will leave from the D-1 level of union - all welcome. V enez a Ia table ronde. Parlezfrancais avec les bons gens. Mondays, CART 138, 12noon. Psi Chi/Psychology Club meets everyWed.atnooninMoln.317. Come and join us. 1be Accounting Club presents Roger Bucholz from Success Business Industries of Milwaukee. Discussions "Non-job aspects of a professional career. Wed, Feb. 12. Moln D105 at noon. All welcome. Refreshments served. The Math Club is having its first meeting of the year Wed, Feb. 12 in Moln. D 107 atnoon. A.film on the life of George Cantor will be shown. Coming: PSE sponsaing. St. Valentine's Day Flower sale Fri, Feb. 14, 8am - 2pm. Carnations $1 (held in alcove next to Women's Center.) FOR RENT I Sublet wanted. Needed for April 1. Workinggraduatefemale,nonsmoking. Call (608)836-6331. Locting for two roommates to get a 2-3 bedroom apL Preferably in the Racine district If interested contact Brian Matsen at 595-2295(RAnger Office). Apartment for rent: 2 bedrcxm upper, heat. appliances, water/ sewer, fenced yard. storage bin. Children welcome. 10 minutes from Parkside. $485/month. 180245th Street. Kenosha. Call 654-6880, leave a message. AparttnentinRacine. 2bedroom, $300/month. 859-2428 or 633· 6663. FOR SALE I New Bodysmith weight bench with lat bar attach., leg lift, extra latbars, weights. SSOO. Call886- 0269. For sale or trade: gold wedding band and apartment su.e stove. Excellent shape. Wanted 13" color L v. or large plants or large rug. Call 656-1529, Salimah. Springbreakfrom$199. 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I live with six hot women and am a royal pain in the butt. Who am I ... Zippo • any bar sport anytime with or without Loopy. - Al C. Holle Sandy, don't forget to check the Valentine'snextweek. l'vegiven lhem "something to talk about" Haf Hal Love, Angie. Join the Catholic Student Club in Lake Geneva. Come to the Catholic Student Mass for more details. PERSONALS ) Yayou,lwanttomakeyoushake! Tory, now all that's left is pitting the cherry! God. New time! The Catholic Student Club Mass will meet on Sundays at 5pm in Union 20'J, so mark your calendars. Tory - burn any grass lalely?I God. SERVICES Free! Free! Free! No appointment necessary. Let us help you in The Writing Center, WLLC D 150. Mon-Thur 9am-6pm, Fri 9am-12pm. Professional photography available for weddings & portraits. Reasonable. Please call & leave message with phone number632· 4565. milelllfDRMA-· urvest Library af lnhll mation in U.S. tf.273 TOFfCS • AU. SU&lfm 0r0er CaUlog TOdayWIIII Visit MC at COO WulN~M• aoo-351-0222 Or. rushS2.0010: Reaurdllllforllllllla VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL! Place a personal to your special person on Valentine's Day in our special Valentine's Day section, THE SWBBTHBART PAGE You Ct1n also let everyone lmow who that special person is by putting their photo next to th~μ- personal. Cost for a personal is $1, with photo is $2. Stnp 1n the Ranger Office by February 11 and OU out a form. Don't forget to bring a photol D-:?adline to get your ad in is February 11, 1992, at 3pm. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 18, February 6, 1992 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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