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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document Volume 20, Issue 16 University of Wisconsin-Parkside January 23,1992 Anderson resigns post By Erica Sanchez News Editor Good career opportunities are not to be ignored—as the dean of UW-Parkside's business school, Beverlee Anderson knows. Recently, she was offered the opportunity of her career- the position as dean of business at California State University. As of February 1, she will resign her position as dean of UW-Parkside's business school. "I have been accepted in California, and will be starting their business school from the ground up." Anderson said. "There are many new opportunities such as hiring faculty, designing the business school, and having a free hand in my job- a seldom seen opportu- Kaplan silent on recommendation Beverlee Anderson nity. This is a great compliment to me, and I will not turn them down. Continued on Page 2 Guns for Campus Police? By Erica Sanchez News Editor In the late 1970's, it was the general policy at UW-Parkside that campus police should not carry guns during regular circumstances. Firearms were permitted only under extraordinary circumstances such as the transportation of monies, or physical protection. This idea was strongly supported by the chancellor, and the policy stood for many years. However, The Ranger News ha1? recently raised the question about why campus police do not carry guns on the UW-Parkside campus. According to Gary Goetz, Vice Chancellor of Administrative and Fiscal Affairs, Continued on Page 3 Students Respond... For many years, UW-Parkside students, staff, and faculty members have debated over whether or not certified UW-Parkside campus police officers should carry guns while working. A policy passed by Parkside in the late 1970's prohibits Parkside campus police officers from carrying guns while on duty. Should UW-Parkslde campus police officers be allowed to carry guns while on duty? Yes - , Don't Know ; tn UW«VM* «•<•»!» By Latesha N. Jude News Editor "I have reached a decision," stated UW-Parkside Chancellor Sheila Kaplan on Tuesday afternoon regardi ng Professor Dennis Dean's future status at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. Kaplan refused to disclose any further information. The Ranger News learned through unidentified sources that Kaplan will meet with the Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee and recommend Dean's dismissal to the Board of Regents. According to Dean, he heard that Kaplan has made a recommen- Sheila Kaplan dation for his dismissal. "Her recommendation differs from the committee," Dean stated. "Itisunoffi- Consensual relations policy In accordance with the University of Wisconsin System mandate, the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Sexual Harassment Committee has prepared the following draft of a consensual relations policy, and invites written responses and comments from all members of die University community: staff, students, and faculty. Please send responses by March 1 to Frances M. Kavenik, Chair, Sexual Harassment Committee; c/o English/Humanities, CART. UW-Parkside Draft Statement on Consensual Relationships It is in the interest of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside to provide clear direction and educational opportunities to the university community about the professional risks associated with consensual romantic and/or sexual relationships where a definite Continued on Page 2 cial. I have of yet to receive an official notification." "At Professor's Dean's request, which came through his attorney, I have been asked to keep the nature of my decision confidential, because it is a personnel matter, so I can not share it with The Ranger News," Kaplan stated. A University of Wisconsin- Parkside professor of English and humanities, Dean has been accused of four counts of sexual harassment. Dean, 53, was charged last year by Kaplan with sexually harassing four female students in separate incidents between 1985 and May of 1991. Kaplan called for Dean's dissmissal in accordance with UW-System policies forbidding sexual harassment before the committee recommended one year Dennis Dean suspension and loss of tenure. In December the Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Corn- Continued on Page 3 Smoking prohibited in Lower Main Place By Latesha N. Jude News Editor On January 21,1992, smoking will be not be allowed in Lower Main Place and other areas located in the main academic complex. Tallent Hall, the Physical Plant building, Union Square and the Recreation Center are the only designated areas where smoking will be permitted. "I got a lot of complaints from students and other people that there were so many smokers gathering in Lower Main Place that it has become impossible. Smoke was filling up the offices down there and we could see cloudso f smoke rolling down the concourse," said Chancellor Sheila Kaplan. Last year the original recommendation of the Smoking Task Force was to ban it completely from the entire building. "I was the one who tried to find a compromise by providing an opportunity for smokers in Main Place and in the Union Square. It didn't work," Kaplan said. Kaplan says because of all the complaints she received about the secondary smoke there was no choice. "It is an either or situation. I think the rights of nonsmokers to have an area where they can sit, eat, and not be overpowered by the cigarette smoke is more important" Non-smoker Annamaria Sexton said, "I think it is a good idea because second hand smoke is as bad as smoking itself." UW-Parkside Student Government President Walley Wargolet said, "Due to the inadequate circulation of the air, I feel that the chancellor had really no other choicebuttoend the smoking from the area. Hopefully another smoking area can be worked out" Student smoker Bill Horner added, "I am sympathetic to non smokers as well as passive smoke. However, smokers should have certain areas throughout the campus." Kaplan is confident that all members of the university community will cooperate in implementing this ban. THE RANGES NEWS, Page 2 January 23,1992 IN THE NEWS... Study magnifies concerns of non-traditional students Complete story on Page 3 Professor Martin talks about the changes he has witnessed during his 23 years at UWParkside.........................^ Details on Page 3 Counselor's Corner returns. Story on Page 5 Conservation Corner See Page 6 This week's Editorial focuses on why UW-Parkside campus police officers don't carry guns.. Complete story on Page 10 See who has a gripe: Check out this week's letter to the editor.. See PagelO Politiks from Parkside returns.............See Page 11 Campus Police Reports, see what crimes happened on campus last week. •••••••••••••••••••••••••a** See Page 12,13 Thursday Billy McLaughlin, acoustic guitar/singer, 8:30pm, Union Square, Free, sponsored byPAB Wild Kingdom, funk/alternative band, Opening act: Fruit Salad, $2 UW-Parkmmffl side students, $3 guests 18yrs and over, 8:30pm, Union Square, sponsored by PAB Sports. — See Section B February Black History Month Details to be announced Classified Page See Page 20 Anderson leaving UW-Parkside Continued from Page 1 Also),, tthhpe ssech ool is in a very beautiful aarreeaa,, iiin my opinion/ When asked about UW-Parkside Anderson replied, "J have had a very positive experience here. I feel good about my three and a half years at Parkside. I was originally hired to guide the school toward its accreditation and my time-line is right on schedule. Many positive things were accomplished during my stay at this university—thecomputerization of the school, the good links with the business community, the established business advisory council, and the redesigned MBA program which is coherent, structured, and appears to meet the needs in the community." Anderson'sperformance commanded respect from the university, and Chancellor Kaplan was quick to praise her accomplishments. "We are very sorry to see her go, but we are grateful to her for moving us in the right direction with business. She was the appropriate leadership for UW-Paikside and is a great loss to us." "I see a bright future for this school," concluded Anderson. "I see nothing but positive development in the UW-System for UWParkside. I also feel that I am leaving the department in the right hands with interim Dean Arthur Corr. I am glad to have been involved with UW-Parkside and enjoyed my job thoroughly." A Trip though Historic Vienna Laura Gellott, Associate Vice Chancellor for Undergraduate Studies and Associate Professor of History, will present the next Friends' program at 7:30 pjn. on Thursday, January 30,1992 in Molinaro 105. Gellott, whose specialty is Austrian history, will present "A Trip through Historic Vienna," which will feature laser disk technology and the interactive video work station given to the library by the Friends in 1991. Everyone is invited to join us for this tour of one of the greatEuropean cities. Refreshments will be served. Consensual Relations Continued from Page 1 power differential between the parties exists. These relationships are of concern for two primary reasons. 1. Conflict of I nterest Conflicts of interest may arise in connection with consensual romantic and/ or sexual relationship between faculty or other instructional staff and students, or between supervisors and subordinates. University policy and more general ethical principles preclude individuals from evaluating the work or academic performance of others with whom they have intimate familial relationships,or from making hiring, salary, or similar financial decisions concerning such persons. The same principles apply to consensual romantic anchor sexual relationships, and require, at a minimum, that appropriate arrangements be made for objective decision-making with regard to the student, subordinate, or prospective employee. 2. Abuse of Power Differential. Although conflict of interest issues can be resolved, in a consensual romantic and/or sexual relationship in volvinga power differential, the potential for serious consequences remains. Individuals entering into such relationships must recognize that: A The reasons for entering such a relationship may be a function of the power differential; B. Where power differentials exist, even in a seeming c onsensual relationship, there are limited after- the-fact defenses against charges of sexual harassment; C. The individual with the power in the relationship will bear the burden of accountability; and D. Such arelationship, whether in a class or work situation, may affect the educational or employment environment for others by creating an appearance of improper, unprofessional, or possibly discriminatory conduct. January 23,1992 Campus News THE RANGER NEWS, Page 3 Study magnifies concerns of non-traditional students By Erica Sanchez News Editor This article is the first in a three-part series, explaining the predicament of non-traditional students at Parkside and their feelings about its social, academic, and administrative environment. In the late spring of 1991, Gary Grace, Vice Chancellor of Student Affairs, and Diana Sharp, his executive assistant, compiled a survey of non-traditional students at UW-Parksideand their perceptions of its environment. 67% of the students returned the survey with their opinions, and the results were compiled into a study that expressed the concerns and interests of the non-traditional student atUW-Paikside. The study defines a non-traditional student is one who is twenty- Gary Grace five years of age or older, attends college on a part-time basis, commutes, or is a combination of all of these characteristics. The study suggests that the views of these students often contrast with those of their traditional counterparts. Guns for Parkside Continued from Page 1 "There is no need to change the policy and allow the campus police to carry guns. We are not alone; there is a similar policy on many of the other campuses. The absence of firearms represents the quality of our student body—it shows that we do not need guns to abide by the law. The officers need to take steps to ensure other options than violence. They should think the situation through before using force." "Guns are located in the cars of the officers," said Tom Knitter, Assistant Director of Parkside Campus Police, "They are always available to the officers if they must come to get them. However, they are not allowed to carry the firearm on patrol." The views of students on this issue are varied. Walley Wargolet, President of the UW-Parkside's Student Government Association (PSGA) said, "I am definitely against campus police carrying guns. In an emergency situation I feel it is all right and exceptable, but in regular situations I think that they should abstain from the use of firearms," PSGA's Vice President Eric Bovee saw the situation differently. "Yes, they should be able to carry guns on patrol, as long as they have previous special training for the weapons and fare well in the training." All of the campus police officers are trained and certified, allowing them the right to carry and use a gun. Lika Morishita, Chairman of the PSGA Women's Affairs Committee said, "Yes. I feel that they should carry guns on patrol. They should be able to defend and protect themselves and the area just in case a problem breaks out." It is a tribute to the UW-Parkside Campus Police that no devastating circumstances have occured invol ving firearms. Out of several UW-universities surveyed, only UW-Stout allowed its officers to carry a gun. New weapons were purchased for the UW-Parksidc Campus Police a few years ago. It is up to the administration to decide if they will ever carry them on patrol. Dean Continued from Page 1 mittee agreed that Dean had committed sexual harassment based on the testimony that was presented during a two day public hearing in November. The committee voted in an open session to recommend a one-year suspension of Dean on the counts of alleged sexual harassment "The Faculty Rights and Responsibilities Committee and I will meet with them(Dean and his attorney) on Monday to explain what I am going to do, listen to any comments they might have, and then I will send a letter with my recommendation to the Board of Regents on Tuesday or Wednesday of next week," Kaplan stated. The Board of Regents will ultimately determine whether or not Dean will continue teaching atUWParkside. The most significentdifference that the study expressed was how these students view UW-Parkside's social, academic, and administrative environments. In a recent interview concerning the survey, Grace said that a particular interest to the older students was their faculty interaction. They perceive their highest degree of acknowledgement and recognition with the professors and instructors they come in contact with inside and outside of the classroom." The study shows that UWParkside is judged differently by the non-traditional student They appreciate and value the faculty encouragement they encounter, but because of the regulations, services, and procedures of the institution, they do not feel that UW-Parkside is sympathetic enough to fulfill their 6Q's.tQ9Q'& diverse needs. Several procedures thatare shown to be concerns of the older student body include class scheduling, limited couse offerings, unavailability of credit-forlife experience, and academic advising. These areas appear to be problematic for the non-traditional students who basically feel that the system needs to be more interactive and knowledgeable towards their individual scholastic lives. Sharp went on to say, "'Mattering' is an essential part of the institution. How do we let the nontraditional student know that he/ she matters to the university? The faculty mirrors their self-esteem back at them, through schoolwoik, conversation, and caring interaction. However, there must be something that UW-Parkside can do to fulfill their needs and show them their value to the institution." "There is a difficulty to assess advice and a solid connection with the non-traditional student," Grace said. "It seems to be a challenge. Acknowledgement seems to be what the adult students want- recognition for their life experience. Peer interaction is also a concern along with adequate advising. There are many strong concerns." "We can do a variety of things to cause a positive difference," Sharp concluded. "Programs and discussions could bring more sensitivity to the students' needs. We are definitely interested in talking to the students about these changes, and we would like to know what can be done to satisfy the nontraditional students." Vice Chancellor Grace is available to discuss student concerns in WLLC 343; his office number is 595-2598. Professor Martin makes the comparison by Lola Gniadek Special to the Ranger News Everything changes—people, places, and even the University of Wisconsin-Parkside. People tend to hope or think changes are always good, but sometimes they are not English professor Peter Martin has been at UW-Parkside since the summer of 1969. He has watched a lot of changes in these years and not all of them are good. What has kept Martin at UWParkside for so many years? "I like the students a lot I never thought the faculty was as grand as most of them thought, but the students have a willingness to learn," said Martin. He has a love for teaching and that is apparent in his style. One of Martin's former students stated, "Professor Martin has a unique and interesting style of teaching. He is very intelligent, humorous, and he stimulates your interest in the class. I really enjoyed him and I think he enjoys teaching." When asked what the biggest difference between students attending UW-Parkside today and the students of the 60's and 70's, Martin paused, gathered his thoughts and responded, "I think there is always a tendency to see the old days as better, it is hard not to." "There seems to be a much higher ratio of students today who are not as predisposed to learn as in the 70's. It used to be that you could walk into a class of 60 and there would be three or four students who were just basket cases and unable to learn. Now you walk into that class of 60 and find about 20," said Martin. He stereotypes those 20 students as those who just hold warm seats. "Students today at UW-Parkside come from the Kenosha- Racine area which is highly industrialized. These students are the first generation to attend college and coming from an industrialized community, they feel it is not always cool to be in school. Therefore, their ambition may not be there." What are the biggest differences b the campus itself? Martin answered in a humorous manner, "Of course the buildings." When asked on the improvement of the University, he said "We had a chance to improve when UW-Parkside was supposed to become a specialty school in audio visuals, but it never became as promised in 1970. No matter what you do people will always think we're third rate because we're not Madison. "There will always be a need for education and UW-Parkside will be the place to obtain it. We don't have a"cutting edge" to separate us from the other universities." Peter Martin In 1969 What does Martin see for the future of UW-Parkside? "It will kind of drift along although it will be decent I will be very surprised if it becomes more than that I will also be surprised if we become a bad institution." Martin added, "Presently we're involved in the process of sifting into women's liberation and it is causing a lot of anger. Women tend to feel great authors are not just men and that has to be taken into account when teaching today." As for Martin's response on his personal future, "If my health is good I'll teach until I'm 70." With his recent interest in skiing and his wife's love for horses, a ranch in Colorado is apossibility. THE RANGER NEWS, Page 4 Feature January 23,199?. Public Service Announcements BECOME A TUTOR FOR AN ILLITERATE ADULT. The Racine Literacy Council has set February 6th from 7:00-8:00PM for an orientation for futuretutors. Training dates: Feb. 11,13,18 & 20 from 6:00-9:OOPM. Flexible teaching days and times. Your immediate response is necessary. DRUG & ALCOHOL PREVENTION PROGRAM NEEDS VOLUNTEERS. The Kenosha Drug & Alcohol (FAST Program) set Tuesday, January 28th for a training forvolunteers interested in helping at 8 evening sessions with children and parent activities. See Carol in the Volunteer Office for more information. CAN YOU RELATE TO PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES? Become a Community Integration Assistant for a child or adult who is disabled. This can be a one-time, several times or a long-term assignment Association for Retarded Citizens in Racine can match you by interest with someone who is developmental^ disabled. ONE-TIME EVENT SIGN UP NOW. During spring break, March 17th, the Very Special Arts Festival needs many volunteers as Instructors, Instructor Aids, Group Aids, Errand Runners, Animal Characters, etc. for children who are physically and mentally disabled from 9:00 AM -1:00 PM. (Free lunch). See Carol Engberg in the Volunteer Office (Career Center) between 8.-00-4:30 or call 595-2011 for more information on volunteering. Wild Kingdom to offer UWParkside a unique concert Up from the murkand slime of the rock & roll cespool has come the most fearsome funkzilla yet Forget Wayne Newton, forget Screamin' Jay - here is Gondwaniland's only band. Wild Kingdom, brought to you by six postpubes from Milwaukee, USA, Planet E, the Small world. Singer/trombonist/lyricist Paul Finger lays down the anthropologically correct party lin, while keyboardist/trumpeter Dave Schneider and guitarist Sage Schwann conspire with saxist B. Squeebert to supply the brainiac side of soul. A Zen-like balance between brain and butt is brought into being by butt-braeaking rhythm monsters DJ. Brookes (drums) and Nefarious Nate Stanford (bass). DJ Malcom Rex provides the final phase of funkilation, wacking the mix into the outermost reaches of nimpadelia. Wild Kingdom truly does it all. They sing. They dance. They pelt their audiences with wieners. They do encores in only their underwear. They bust a dynamite groove and write some hilarious lyrics. Their politics? Pro(-)creation. In two short years, the Kingdom which is Wild has become the most in-demand new original group of the free-thinking Milwaukee club circuit Young bloods and grey beards alike sing their praises with their repeated presence at Kingdom shows. The Wild Kingdom repertoire, from the irresistible hip hop grind of "Funky Pink Prophet" and "Squiggly Bone" to the unstoppable roc kin' "Bigger Than Life," overwhelms and overpowers all ill feeling and disunity. Behold the beast in flesh. Wild is the Kingdom; the Kingdom is Wild. Don't miss the chance to catch Wild Kingdom in action right here in Parkside's very own Union Square on Wednesday, January 29th. The show is brought toy ou by the hip-n-trendy Parkside activities Board for the low, low price of $2 for students, $3 for guests 18 and older. Be there or be a nerd. THE MANGER NEWS Is looking for Writers, Photographers, Ad Reps, as well as people for other positions for the current semester and also the '92-'93 school year. No experience is necessary, but it is helpful, and all majors and all types of students are encouraged and welcome to join. Become an active member on campus, join THE RANGER NEWSU January 23,1992 Feature THE RANGER NEWS, Page 5 Counselor's Corner It was a great idea, but. • • By Stuart Rubner Special to The Ranger News In the fall of19881 introduced the Counselor's Corner column. Students were asked to write in for advice on a problem, concern, or situation they were facing and I would in turn put a response in the next issue of the RangerNews. What aneat way to givepeople some help with the important issues they were facing—people who for one reason or another found it easier or more comforting to write anonymously as opposed to seeing a counselor n person. Everyone I told about the Counselor's Corner thought it was agreatidea. It was to be: Anonymous—students didn'thave to identify themselves; Prompt—responses to students querie would appear the week following their receipt; Helpful—responses would contain useful information that most anyone could use, but especially the person asking for the advice. But the Counselor's Comer didn't get as much maila s I hoped for, and I ended up writing weekly columns on personal, social, and academic matters that 1 thought the RangerNews readership would find beneficial and even enjoy reading. If the positive feedback I got from people on campus was any indication, then it still appeared to be a success even thought thec olumn wasn't doing what it was intended to do. The Counselor's Comer ran for about two years but has appeared only periodically of late. But now I'm taking another crack at it! This time, however, I'm going to make it real easy to "talk" with the counselor. All you have to do is look around campus for the lime green slips marked CONFIDENTIAL, fill one out, and drop in the box marked CONFIDENTIAL as you enter the Counseling and Testing Office, WLLC D-175, which is around the corner from the Advising center in lower Main Place. As in the past, a response to your not to the Counselor's Corner will appear in the Ranger News. So don't let what's on your mind go unattended. Takeaminute and get some advice. Every bit helps. Editor's Note: A copy of the CONFIDENTIAL slip has been reproduced at the right. Feel free to cut this out and use it. He Changed The Course Of History He was a man for our times, Like Moses in his day, For God used him mightily, To pave a better way. A way of peaceful existence, Between blacks and whites, And a greater degree of freedom, With a respect for human rights. Though it cost his life, His death was not in vain, For he helped change the course of history... Martin Luther King Jr. was his name. By Tommye Nious Martin Luther King Jr ARE YOU ELIGIBLE FOR A UW-PARKSIDE SCHLARSHIP? Stop in the Admissions Office and find out! Molinaro D-111 595-2355 Application Deadline: February 7,1992 C° Dmciftt your problem or concern on I he front and back of this page and drop it in the boa marked CONFIDENTIAL In the Counseling and Testing Office. WLLC D-175. Submissions need not be signed. A re sponse will appear in THE RANCER NEWS. Domino's Pizza g Specialty Pizza Feast ipqim $11.99! «5«070 Get a large Speciality Pizza Feast for only $11.99. Choose from ExtravanganZZa®, Deluxe. Vegi or MeatZZa. Get a second pizza for only $5.00 more Expires 2/15/92 Not good with any other offer. Customer pays sales tax. Drivers carry less than $20.00. 20% DISCOUNT Clip & Save This Ad To All Parkside students and faculty members only. On all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. I.D. required. Must present ad and I.D. Wisconsin^ Largest Jeweler Mission Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. 50) 4017 - 75th Street Open Daily 9:30 a.m. - 8:30 p.m. 697-0884 Sundays 12:00 - 4:00 p.m. •w ' - ' . • J - , . . ! - THE RANGER NEWS, Page 6 Feature January 23,1992 Conservation Corner: Municipal solid waste piles up Jackie Niles Feature Writer A 1990 study conducted by the US Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) reported that America generates 179.4 million tons of municipal solid waste (MSW) per year. This figure is expected to rise. MSW can be defined as any unwanted material, either solid or semi solid, that is discarded from households, industries or communities. This may include trash, appliances, cars, human waste, ashes, construction debris, yard clippings, industrial chemicals, and by-products. The accompanying figure illustrates, in percentages and overall tonage, what materials were generated into MSW in 1990. According to the February 1991 issue of Focus, 73% is of MSW is-buried in landfills; 14%. is* combusted at waste-to-energy incinerators; and the remaining 13% Materials generated in MSW by weight, 1988 Source: Characterization of Municipal Solid Waste in the US: 1990 Update "•""SB® 71.8 million tons HHH Yard Wastes 31.6 million tons Metals 15.3 million tons Glass 12.5 million tons Food Wastes 13.2 million tons Plastics 14.4 million tons Other 20.8 million tons is reclaimed by recycling and/or composting. A waste-to-energy incinerator recovers MSW by burning it to generate steam or electricity. The latest projections by the EPA predict that by 1995,20-28% of waste will be recovered for recycling or composting, and 22.5% will be burned in waste-to-energy incinerators. As population increases, the amount of MSW generated on a yearly basis is predicted to increase from 179.4 to 200 million tons by 1995. Using these projected figures, it is estimated that even with the increased recycling/composting and incineration, approximately 100 million tons of waste will end up in landfills in 1995. This feature will be dedicated toward educating its readers about the MSW problem nationally and locally. Watch for an upcoming column that explains why our landfill space is deteriorating so rapidly. Head to Head Attention baby, U2 is back By; Sam Manchester and Andy Patch This week, Sam & Andy will be reviewing the long-awaited release by U2, "Achtung Baby," from Island Records. This was Andy's pick, so he'll go first... strongly tempered by the unmistakable, anti-catagorical sound that can only be described as U2. As is the current trend among "established" bands, U2 has delved There have been many people who, after hearing a good-but-disappointing "Rattle and Hum." And after waiting almost three years with no word of another album in the works, they have declared the Irish quartet U2 as being washed up, past their prime, and generally done for in the music industry. To these soulless unbelievers, I have just one thing to say: BAH!!! Take heart, oh ye of little faith - U2 is back with possibly their strongest performance to date in the masterpiece production, "Achtung Baby." To those who feared of the group becoming mainstream or Americanized (not that there's a difference),l et your fears be assuaged, your worries be soothed - such is far from the case. The "Americanized'' sound prevalent in the new s ongs on "Rattle and Hum" is still present in some songs on "Achtung Baby," but "Take heart, oh ye of little faith-U2 is back with possibly their strongest performance to date." Andy strongly into their roots in creating the new album. Easily recognizable throughout the disc are the distinct sounds of each of their previous six studio productions. What sets this album on a pedestal far above anything else released in the 90's thus far, however, is the manner in which the boys from Ireland meld the sounds of their pastin with original, altogether new sounds and techniques. The result is a truly unique compilation that is fresh, new, and exhiliarating and yet at the same time familiar, accessible, and comfortable. Possibly the greatest change to have taken place in the music of U2 since "Rattle and Hum" lies in the lyrical content of the songs. No longer does Bono stand on his spiritual/ ethical pedestal and preach against drugs, the IRA, war in Central America, etc. Rather, the new songs are generally highly introspective - what we see is not an angelic spiritual shaman but a mere man. In this album, something is revealed that has never before been evinced in the music of U2: vulnerability. In the new songs we see Bono (and U2) as a man unsure of himself, his past, his future. In the opening song, "Zoo Station," Bono reveals the need to burst out, to dispel his "pure" image - he is "ready to let go." This theme is reiterated throughout the album. In "Tryin' to Throw Your Arms Around the World," we see Bono as he realizes that he has been trying to do too much, too quickly. And again, in "Acrobat," we see him doubting the very causes he has fought so stridently for. "And I'd join the movement/If there was one I could believe in." Finally, we bear witness in the opening lines of "Ultra Violet (light my way)" as Bono is at heart's end, his worldencompassing passion and love drained to nothingness; "Sometimes I feel like I don'tknow/Sometimes I feel like checking out/I "Step a side Siouxsie and sit down Nirvana- U2 is back with vengeance!" Sam wanna get it wrong/Can't always be strong." Don't be concerned, however, that U2 has abandoned all of their social/political/ecological uprighteousness - the disc comes with a promo for Greenpeace and Amnesty International and is packaged in an environmentally-sound cardboard storage folder. And don't worry of the album being a litany of self-pitying depression; it is far from it There are several highly upbeat songs that speak of hope and happiness ("Mysterious Ways," "Ultra Violet (light my way)"-after the opening lines), and a few incredible ballads ("Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses?" "So Cruel"). Well, I'd love to go on to even greater lengths about this landmark album, but I've already taken up too much space, andl'm sure Sam's got a decent amount of input to output Grade: A+- the best album of the decade thus far. And now, what you'veall been so patiently waiting for, HEEEERE's SAM... U2 is definitely back with a twang in '92 with their latest effort, "Achtung Baby." This creative mix of punk, blues, rock and folk music is sure to sway any wayward U2 fan back into worship of this talented quartet and will most likely re-establish modern alternative music standards. Step aside Siouxsie and sit down Nirvana - U2 is back with a vengeance! Featuring genius creations like "Mysterious Ways" and "Who's Gonna Ride Your Wild Horses?," "Achtung Baby" may just be U2's best album to date, and if Bono and Co. can keep up this array of psychedelic hype we may even witness a record-breaking tour in the near future. January 23,1992 Feature THE RANGE* NEWS, Page 7 Wargolet becomes Parkside Student Government Association president By Latesha N. Jude News Editor Walley Wargolet, former Vice President of the University of Wisconsin- Parkside Student Government Association, took office when Ken Schuh, former President of PSGA, graduated in December of 1991. As President of PSGA, Wargolet's goals include revision of the constitution, the official document erf PSGA. Furthermore, he wants to make sure that all committees are on top of their goals, expectations, and duties. "My major goal is to leave PSGA in better shape than the way I found it I want it to be more organized and more focused as to what it is supposed to accomplish," said Wargolet Wargolet not only wants to dictates that part of student fees go towards paying municipal "My major goal is to leave PSGA in better shape than the way I found it. I want itt o be more organized and more focused as to what it is supposed to accomplish." - WalleyWargolet. strengthen PSGA, but he is planning to keep an eye on quality reinvestment, math and English assessment tests, and Bill AB 497. Wargolet explained that AB 497 is Not being a life-long fan of U2,1 found it interesting to note the ups and downs of their musical career. An evolution of sorts has taken place within this band and it seems the full circle has taken them back to their psychedelic punk roots. This influence is most evident on the eerie "Zoo Station" and the funky rocker "The Fly." Vocalist/ Guitarist Bono utilizes his exotic, ever-sultry melodies to send the listener into a laconic, dreamlike state long enough to surprise us with a long, grinding wail, impeccably placed within the song's intricate framework. Bono reaches his height of mastery on the meditative ballad "So Cruel" and pushes the limits of vocal experimentation on "The Fly"a nd "One." Guitarist extraordinaire Edge gets my vote for the most original guitarist in alternative rock history for his performances on "The Fly" and "Zoo Station" and for his ground-breaking song writing ability. Edge's guitar-work on "Achtung Baby" can only be described as purely genius and his funky, compressionheavy tone will surely be imitated by numerous "wannabes" in the future. Skin man Larry Mullen seems to get better and better on chargebacks. Municipal chargebacks are when the city of Kenosha charges the University for fire protection, road services, maintenance, and other specific charges. Part of the student fees go toward paying off the municipal chargebacks. The municipal chargeback could affect UW-Paikside students by increased payments in paiking permits and student fees. Wargolet wants to make sure that there are no increases in the future. As Wargolet steps down from the Vice-Presidency and ascends to the Presidency, he hopes to accomplish all his goals in office. •as Jm Same Low Price as 1990 Plus Free Pair of Super Sunnies Eye Protection, with Purchase of 10 Sessions 11/2 Hour Session $5.00 5 1/2 Hour Sessions $20.00 10 1/2 Hour Sessions $35.00 Visit South Breeze Before Going South Youll Be Glad You Did If You're Gonna Do It, Do It With Us. 2311 Roosevelt Road - Kenosha, WI 652-4484 IS every consecutive album and continues to create a unique sound on every song while bassist Adam Clayton finally decides to put some power behind the rhythms of his performance (most evident on "Mysterious Ways"). It is my contention that no album can be a complete success without a quality producer. "Achtung Baby" is creatively produced and flawlessly engineered by the expressive team of Daniel Lanois, Brian Eno, and Flood. This group of technicians is the perfect compliment to a band that requires a strange understanding of how music should be made (there isn'ta song on this album that I can honestly say is a mistake). All the pieces have come together for U2 on this album and it doesn't look like they're in any mood to slow down. Bouncing back from an album that pounded them into temporary obscurity, U2 is flying high. As Bono states: "If you want to kiss the sky/Better leam how to kneel." Grade: A Stay tuned next week, as we review Nirvana's new album, Nevermind. THE PARKSIDE UNION SPRING BREAK '92 PANAMA CITY BEACH FLORIDA March 13 - 22,1992 * 7 nights at first class Mark It Hotel all rooms gulf front - FREE- * Deluxe motorcoach transportation * Free admission to "Spinaker" each night * Discounts, deck parties, etc., through inter-campus programs * Fully escorted throughout to protect your interests & investment * UW-Parkside's only approved Spring Break trip $224.00 complete, quad occupancy For further information and reservation .Union 209,595-2294 Page 8 InGvoetl ved!! w 0 The University of Wisconsin ~ Parkside has many clubs and organizations which a student can join. Joining one of these clubs not only allows you to meet people and broaden your horizons, but you will do things and learn things that you had never known if you had not been an active part of the campus community. Some of UW-Parkside's organizations are listed below, however, there are MANY more clubs and organizations in existence. To find out more about any club or organization contact the Student Organizations Council at 595-2244. January 23,1992 THE RANGER NEWS, Page 9 The Parkside Volunteer Program's Volunteer of the Week By Carol Engberg Parkside Volunteer Program Debbi Guenther is a Kenosha freshman majoring in Biology. With an interest in working with animals, Debbi chose Wildlife Horizons in Racine as her volunteer placement. Since September, De bbi has participated in the care of squirrels and birds from rescuing, feeding, cleaning cages and releasing them into the wild. She feels the experience has had a direct impact on her future career goals. Debbi reported, "Working with the animals has made me sure of what I want to do after graduation. Joann has taught me a lot. It's very interesting and enjoyable." Joann Dean, Wildlife Horizons's Director, thinks Debbi is right for the position. "Debbi is just a natural with the animals. She has a genuine interest and is able to bond with them using a quiet, patient manner." People must be licensed by the state and federal government to house and care for wild animals. If you are in a situation where a wild animal needs help, call Wildlife Horizons at634-8061 after6:00 PM. Join We're looking for people for this semester, and the '92-'93 school year Need a Car? Get your homework done before you shop. Use our FREE Credit Union Car Facts reference library. Don't pay more than you should! Serving all UW Parkside employees and students. ^tycCATo^ ftfr) NCUA Tallent Hall Rm. 286 595-2150 9:30-4:00 We value your education. For more than 100 years, StM. ary's has fostered a tradition of progress and iedrnlng. It surrounds the staff and environment of our 314-bed tertiary care center. In recognition of education, we're offering exceptional senior nursing students not only outstanding professional opportunities, but also assistance with senior year tuition expenses. For seniors, It's something to explore. For freshmen, sophomores and juniors. It's something to keep In mind. LOAN FORGIVENESS PROGRAM Your education Is Important to us, and we want you to share It with us. In return for two years of service. St. Mary's will provide up to $3,000 In loan assistance. As you complete higher levels In your academic nursing career, consider St. Mary's. Be part of the commitment to advancement and learning. In addition to excellent nursing opportunities and the Loan Forgiveness Program, St. Mary's provides highly competitive compensation and generous benefits. For consideration or to learn more, please call or send a letter of Interest, your course transcripts and two reference letters from school officials/employers to: Lisa Fergus, Employment Specialist, (414) 225-8075, St. Mary's Hospital, 2323 North Lake Drive, Milwaukee, Wl 53201. Equal Opportunity Employer. S3 ST. MARY'S HOSPITAL M I L W A U K E E career with a view Want to Buy It? Sell It? Say It? Then place a Classified Ad in THE RANGER NEWS * Friends of the UW- Parkside Library presents A TRIP THROUGH HISTORIC VIENNA Presented by Dr. Laura Gellott Associate Vice-Chancellor for Undergraduate Studies and Associate Professor of History Thursday, January 30,1992 UW-Parkside Molinaro 105 at 7:30 P.M. Join us for a tour of one of the great European cities! THE RANGER NEWS, Page 10 Editorial / Opinion January 23,1992 Editorial No more security guards €1 by Dan Jj Chiappetta On November 30,1977, UWParkside decided that firearms are not appropriate in serving the best interest of the campus community. UW-Parkside then ordered that all UW-Parkside campus police officers could not carry firearms in the normal course of their duties. UW-Parkside campus police officers are certified police officers. They have received the same training ™ Kenosha and Racine police officers received. So why don't UW-Paikside campus police officers carry guns while on duty? According to the administration, it's inappropriate in an academic setting. Thepuiposeof campus police is to provide safety and security to the UW-Parkside community. How can this be accomplished if they aren't even capable to defend themselves? UW-Parkside received the authority to arrest individuals three years ago, giving them even more responsibility. Since then 1 know of several incidents that have taken place on campus and at Residence Life that had involved gun shots. Tom Knitter, Assistant Director of UW-Parkside Campus Police stated, "Guns are located in the Editorial cars of the officers'* and "so they are always available to the officers if they must come to get them..." I know of many situations where campus police officers witnessed gun shots but were unable to do anything about it because they had to return to their vehicles to get their guns. What good will it do to the UW-Parkside community if a violent incident occurs, and UW-Parkside campus police officers have to run back outside to their cars and then back inside? We are talking about valuable minutes that could save valuable lives. UW-Parkside is no different from any other public institution. Violence has occurred here in the past and will continue to occur. Gary Goetz, Vice ChancellorofAdministrative and Fiscal Affairs stated, "...The absence of firearms represents quality of our student body. It shows that we do not need guns to abide by the law. The officers need to take steps to ensure other options than violence; they should think the situation through before using force." A campus police officer will be doing an enormous amount of thinking if he/she encounters a situation where a gun is involved. We are all mature adults at this university. We all know violence can occur anywhere and at anytime. This university is opened till midnight Anyone can enter this university. We must trust our campus police. Why then do we have campus police? We could save a lot money by just hiring security guards. Letters to the Editor... To the Editor: , . , , I started this petition in response to Sheila Kaplan s latest decision to ban smoking from the Lower Main Place. I feel I did not have a chance to speak up for myself, or try to rectify the problem through some other creative means. The timing of th e publication of t he ban seems to indicate a pervasive sneakiness unbecoming a professional. The first news of this policy was in the December 12th issue of the 'The Ranger News." With only two days of classes left and finals prevalent on my mind, there was hardly any time to do anything about stopping it. Thanks to a few colleagues on PSGA I found out about the finality of th e decision on December 11,1991 and started this short petition. Had I had more time to collect my thoughts, the petition # would have been more organized and better stated. The ban should not just be stopped, but it should be stopped with the provision that the problem be worked upon. So far, the action has served to separated smokers from non-smokers causing hostilities between the two, and talk of r evolt. I feel that only through cooperation can we, smokers and non-smokers, as a group, solve this. There have been a number of suggestions that we could look into, such as moving the smoking area to Middle Main Place. Another would be the raising of fu nds by the student body to acquire a better air filtration system or smokeless ashtrays for the tables. I am sure with enough brainstorming, we can come up with something that is not so drastic. I also feel that with all the places on campus where non-smokers can go to study, there should be at least one where smokers can go. While studying in Lower Main Place is not ideal, it is more suited to learning than the Union with its "party" atmosphere. Added to this argument is the consideration of the potential condition of the Union Square, with so many smokers in a smaller area the new fixtures would be caked with nicotine in no time at all. In conclusion, non-smokers are free to go anywhere on campus to study. Please leave me Lower Main Place and I will try to institute measures to rectify the situation. From the numbers of t he names on the petitions. I know th at I am not alone In feeling this way. Smokers are not alone in feeling this way either because about one quarter of the signatures are from non-smokers. Sincerely, Jane Marie Hogan University of Wisconsin-Parkside Member of the Associated Collegiate Press 900 Wood Road Box 2000. Kenosha, Wi 53141-2000 Editorial (414) 595-2287 Business (414) 595-2295 The Ranger News is published every Thursday during the academic year except over breaks and holidays. 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The Ranger News reserves the right to edit letters for spelling and grammar. ^ , THE RANGER NEWS STAFF uSir^ef- DanieJeChiappetta ftSSSl?*- GwenHefef — Scott Singer £SfS0UtE<*,0r - -AnnaSri 22ES&T Latesha Jude, Erica Sanchez Judy Bostetter, Emily Heller SjXf92J DaveChmietewsW. Sarah Mmasian !§&===±=±±388 A<!rt mini SUM' Beeck Asst. Photo Edrtor. MikoPduporo "SiS^r' Sune^Akkin^iD Cora,0,Tem Foftr*y. Bill Homer, Gtibe Kluka, Tim Kretschmann - Chris Ingram,Ed Varaas Bob Barowski, David Debish, CIKB Deguire.Debbte Halverson, Rachel Iverson, Dana Johnson,Susan i*®. Maria,Brian Matsen Jackie Niles, Andy BuslrwjiaWbi'rwS ' Squires,Kimberly Tenerelli Aubrey Walker II January 23,1992 Editorial / Opinion Out with the old, in with the new By Bill Horner Columnist The start of a new year brings with it the often used metaphor, "Out with die old. In with the new. " It also happens to be a presidential election year. When something is old and no longer useful, it is discarded. If something doesn't work, it is repaired. Is it time to discard or repair our flawed system of government? We have had several consecutive Republican administrations governing this country. We have had a decade and more of economic political, social, and policy/program f ailure. The Republican Party has had more than ample time to initiate and implement their governing philosophy, and to make it a success. Wakeup and smell the roses people! Current Republican Party philosophy is an abject failure. The only success Republicans can claim over the past dozen years is their ability to start and win military conflicts. One of the multitude of problems the Republican Party has is THEIR platform, THEIR policies, THEIR programs. If the actions of Congress are not to the President's liking, he vetoes the legislation. Look at the make-up of the Supreme Court; are those appointees best for the Republicans or best for the country? Republicans do not seem to understand the meaning of equal opportunity. They have tunnel vision. All they see is their own ideology. They are not interested in equal democratic representation. The fault lite not with electing a former director of a covert intelligence agency President of the United States and not with the Republican Party; the fault lies squarely on the shoulders of ordinary Americans. When we elect incompetent individuals into office, we must bear the primary responsibility for their actions. The two party system is no longer effective; it is no longer a form of representative government. Is it time to re-structure our system of government? Our Constitution not only allows forchange.it advocates it Our basic system of government, our Constitution, was forged asaresultof abuses of power by the King of England. King George has abused his authority. It is time for a change!! Question of the Week*: What is Burkina Faso? (answer next week) JStudents of Professor James can't play. Movie Review "Beauty and the Beast" a must-see for all by Gwen Heller Managing Editor and Andy Patch Feature Writer Last weekend, Andy and I had the opportunity to witness a cinematic masterpiece, "Beauty and the Beast" Since this Disney classic will soon beoutof the theatres, not to be seen again for eons, we deem it necessary to share our thoughts on it in an effort to convince those of you who haven't seen it to rush out and grab this opportunity while you still can... I expected to walk into a crowded theatre teeming with drooling toddlers, screeching tots, and disgruntled, red-faced parents. Instead I was amazed to discover an audience of full-fledged adults, a pair of teenagers, and a few college students like myself. One lone munchkin escorted a grandparent. Granted "Beauty and the Beast" has been showing nationwide for two months. The kiddie market has been fully saturated a nd the only customers who still trek out to the mall to see it on a bitterly cold winter's night are die-hard Disney lovers like my fellow critic, Andy, who saw it for the third time. Anyone who has ever been captivated by animated Disney features such as "Peter Pan," "Snow White," or "The Little Mermaid" should make a beeline for the local showing of "Beauty and the Beast." Even unfortunate sots who posess no imaginations can be swept away into a fantasy world of talking teapots and magic spells. The secret to the success of "Beauty and the Beast" is the familiarity of a fairy tale that combats mystical and human evils in -The secret to the success of "Beauty and the Beast" is the familiarity of a fairy tale that combats mystical and human evils in order to break "The Spell." -I enjoyed this film from beginning to end - each of the three times I saw it. order to break "The Spell." Despite the trials and tribulations of the heroine, love and faith prevail. The masterful soundtrack of delightful lyrics are embellished by the voices of Angela Landsbury, David Ogden Stiers (Charles Emerson Winchester ni of MASH), and Robby Benson (Robby Benson!!*!*!??). The success of the soundtrack should rival the tunes of "The Little Mermaid" which earned Academy Awards status. Well, I don'treally know what lean say to improve or expound on Gwen's so eloquently-stated commentary, other than the fact that this is easily the best Disney production in many, many years. I enjoyed this film from beginning to end - each of the three times I saw it (the last two were free, by the way). The music is outstanding -1 particularly enjoyed the melodious singing of Angela Lansbury as Mrs. Potts. Also, the comically-boasting tune of the jockish hunter Gaston is delightful. The artwork is, in a word, breathtaking. The scenes flow as if in a motion picture, and the whole of the roughly one and one-half hour cartoon seems as if it mo ves in 3-D (the ballroom scene is especially noteable in this respect, although I have to assume it was computer-generated.) If you were impressed by the imagery of "Sleeping Beauty," "Cinderella," or any of the other earlier Disney films, you are in for a great treat Pay special attention to the landscapes - I've seen jigsaw puzzles less detailed, and paintings by Monet less colorful. As is typical of Disney films, there are a wide variety of interesting characters, in this instance ranging from a transformed prince, to a commandeering clock, to a dancing candlestick, to a befuddled old inventor. All lend a joyous hand in creating a Disney classic sure to draw out the wide-eyed child in all of us. Laissez Faire Anal saves the day n by § ' ^ Terri -ffc: Lyn Fortify . i l r . During the break, between doing my nails and watching TV, I worked on a really cool science fiction novel. There just isn't enough science fiction these days, what with only six Star Trek movies and the Next Generation on eight days a week. So I've come up with my own completely original story. The setting is the Starship Entrepreneur which is headed by Pierre Dinkard, a balding yet dashing former Shakespearean actor turned Captain. By his side is Commander Anal—an android who'd love to be human except he has no brains. Since most humans function well without brains, Dinkard accepts him as a brother. Besides, Anal keeps a sparkling clean ship. The novel opens with Dinkard and Anal on the bridge, sipping coffee. Anal complains about his coffee because the sugar isn't dissolving. Dinkard says he must take it out of the packet first Suddenly, Anal's evil twin brother,LieutenantRetention, takes over the transporter and beams himself on board. In order for Retention to get Anal's job, he will sic the enemy Space Heaters on the Entrepreneur within nanoseconds if Anal doesn't surrender. Lieutenant Nerf, the alien Klingfree from the planet Static, jumps on the bridge and uses his mighty warrior abilities. But Retention beats him up anyway. Not even Dr. Orange Crush and her genius son Grape can retain Retention. As he breaks beer bottles on the control panel and trashes the ship, Dr. Crush screams, "Damn it, Pierre, I'm a doctor, not an R.A.!" Dinkard, Orange, Grape and Anal stand helpless in a corner as Retention kicks out windows while singing "Wild Thing." Anal remembers that he forgot to put away his handy dandy Windex bottle from his last cleaning. He grabs it, sneaks up behind Retention, turns him around and spray s it into his evil brother's fuchsia eyes. Kicking and screaming, Retention is thrown onto the transporter and his atoms are scattered into space. That's all I have right now, but I can't help but think that I've seen all this somewhere before. THE RANGER NEWS, Page 12 January 23,1992 Campus Police Reports Campus Police Reports Campus Police Reports January 3,1992 •Suspicious Person (11:25 p.m.) - Officer on patrol found two juveniles, ages 16 and 17, sitting in a parked vehicle in the East Lot. No violations were apparent Due to the late hour, the juveniles were escorted to our Police Department where their parents were contacted. Permission was granted by the parents to release the juveniles on their own with instructions to proceed home. January 4,1992 •No incidents reported. January 5,1992 •Personal Property Theft, Motor Vehicle Theft (12:42 a.m.) - These two incidents are related to one another in that a group of four juveniles came to campus together with intentions of stealing stereo equipment. Once on campus, the four split into two groups, leaving their vehicle parked in the Union Lot. Officers stopped two of the juveniles, ages 16, in the Housing Lot for questioning regarding their activities. Investigation determined they were responsible for breaking into a locked vehicle in the Comm Arts Lot. Although only candy was stolen from the vehicle, damage done to gain entry is estimated at $350. They were taken into custody. The other two juveniles had gone to the Housing Lot and were in the process of stealing a 91 Chevrolet Beretta when they lost control of the vehicle and became stuck in the ditch area between housing and Outer Loop Road. Although they abandoned the vehicle, twelve cassette tapes were stolen from the vehicle. The juveniles returned to their vehicle but fled when approached by officers. The area was searched, unable to locate them, but their accomplices were located. Investigation revealed identity of the juveniles responsible. They were contacted and came to department for questioning. As a result of investigation, all property was recovered, all juveniles made statements admitting their involvement and were released to parents. Referrals will be made to Juvenile Court. January 6,1992 •Suspicious Persons (3:56 p.m.) - Custodian reported two juveniles in the D-1 level of Molinaro. The two, age 15, were located and stopped by officer. Parents were contacted and subjects released. The juveniles were warned to stay off campus unless here on legitimate business or accompanied by a parent. •State Property Theft (8:37 p.m.) - Officer on patrol found that the transmitter disk from a campus telephone was stolen. The phone is located in Greenquist Hall L-l level. Estimate of loss $5. Repair service will be notified. •Traffic Violation (10:58 p.m.) - Officer on patrol stopped a vehicle in the East Lot to question the occupants reference their activity. A check on the license plates revealed that the registration was suspended. The owner of the vehicle was present as a passenger and was cited for allowing the vehicle to be driven with suspended registration. Neither the owner or driver of the vehicle had any affiliation to the University. January 7,1992 •Worthless Check (1:21 p.m.) - Cashier's office brought a worthless check to our atten- SUPER BOWL SUNDAY NOTICE! FUTURE STUDENT JOB OPENINGS IN THE PARKSIDE UNION Applications being taken now for possible job openings becoming available in the campus union building. These may include counter workers, bartenders, set-up/tear-down staff, tech. crew workers, etc. Experience in these areas a plus but not required. APPLICATIONS AVAILABLE IN UNION ROOM 209 Th« Parkmlde Union Is an equal opportunity employer..Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. BUFFALO BILLS VS. WASHINGTON REDSKINS * Large screen Lv. • Grill service 4:30-7pm ** free sub sandwich drawing at half-time UNION SQUARE Doors open 4:00pm 'til end of post-game activities Information Center Mon & Thurs: 8am - 6:30pm Tues & Weds: 8am-5:30pm Friday: 8am -4:30pm Union Square Grill Mon - Thurs: 11am-10:30pm Friday: 11am-7pm Recreation Center Mon - Thurs: 9am- 11pm Friday: 9am - midnight Saturday: Noon - midnight Sunday: Noon - 10pm Coffee Shoppe Mon - Thurs: 7:30am - 8pm Friday: 7:30am - 2pm 4:30pm - 7pm Reservations Office Mon & Thurs: 8am -6:30pm Tues, Weds, Fri: 8am -4:30pm Dining Room Mon - Thurs: 7:30am - 10:30pm Friday: 7:30am -2pm Union DeU Mon - Fri: 11am -7pm Saturday: 11am- 1pm Sunday: 4pm - 7pm ^January 23,1992 Campus Police Reports tion. The check had been written to pay for Parking Citations. •Worthless Check (1:23 p.m.) . Same as above. January 8,1992 Security Alarm (4:49 p.m.) - Department received and alarm from the Cashier's office. Officers responded and found the ar ea secure. Possible malfunction with a phone line caused the alarm. The alarm service was notified for repair. •Suspicious Person (11:58 p.m.) - Custodian reported a student in the Physical Education building after hours. The student was found using the public phone. He stated that he had entered the building durin g open hours, became engaged in a phone conversation and lost track of time. The student promptly left the building upon request. January 9,1992 •No incidents reported. January 10,1992 •Medical Assistance (10:19 a.m.) - A visitor to campus was running in the area of the PhysicalPlant building, when he stumbled and fell to the ground. He sustained an abrasion to his right knee. An officer c leansed the wound and covered it with a gauze dressing. The subject was then assisted by a friend who had been running with him. January 11-12,1992 •No incidents reported. January 13,1992 •State Property Theft (12:23 p.m.) - Officer on patrol in the Student Union noted that the handset from a Campus phone was missing. The phone is located in the Union Bazaar. Loss estimate: $10. •Traffic Accident (5:09 p.m.) - Officerinvestigatedaproperty damage accident in the Comm Arts Lot. A visitor to the campus was backing out of aparking space and backed into a student's vehicle. No damage to visitor's vehicle and under $100 damage to the student's. A traffic citation was issued, cash bond was posted, and subject was released. January 14,1992 •Unauthorized Presence (12:23) - Officer responded to the area along the Pike River near the intersection of County highway A and Wood Road. A report had been received that several persons had entered the area carrying chain saws. Investigation determined that the subjects were associated with a landscaping service authorized to clear brush along the river bank. January 15,1992 •Personal Property Theft (2:41 p.m.) - A student reported that her UW Parkside Parking Permit had been stolen from her unlocked vehicle. The theft occurred on December 10, 1991 while parked in the Union Lot THE RANGER NEWS is looking for photographers! Call 595-2295for more info! Tell Us What You Want! The Learning Assistance and Counseling staff will continue to offer a number of workshops for s u ents during the 1992 Spring Semester. Please tell us which workshops you would attend by checking one or more of the boxes below. • Surviving divorce • Improving your assertiveness skills • Dealing with aging parents • Finding out how you learn best • Addictive relationships • Assessing the problems you have in learning math and statistics • Parenting skills • Choosing a major • Preparing for and taking essay tests • Getting and keeping control of your life • Single parent issues • Improving your relationships • Time management • Improving your self-esteem • Academic rights of students with disabilities • Preparing for and taking objective tests • The issues facing men today • Exploring career options • Learning WordPerfect • Effective notetaking • Concerns of adult students • Reading your college level texts effectively • Putting off dealing with procrastination • Juggling multiple roles and responsibilities • Goal setting, motivation, and decision making • Managing test anxiety • Stress management • Other (please specify) Indicate the amount of time you would be willing to commit to any one workshop: • 50 minutes • two to three 50-minute sessions Please write in the best times for you to attend a workshop: RETURN THIS FORM TO THE LEARNING ASSISTANCE AND COUNSELING OFFICE, WLLC D-175 or THE ACADEMIC RESOURCE CENTER (ARC) DESK ON THE D-l LEVEL OF THE LIBRARY/LEARNING CENTER Fun (and Accuracy) with Language at the Campus FiaRhiiB LANGUAGE MASTER™ COMBINATION ELECTRONIC DICTIONARY THESAURUS - SPELLER WORD GAME PLAYER 274,000 DEFINITIONS FOR 83,000 WORDS POCKET SIZE Special Low Price LM-2015 V\<)RpMA s T fK — & 0JAOBO0FL & Fraithba WORDMASTER® WM-1015 ELECTRONIC THESAURUS 77,000 DEFINITIONS 496,000 SYNONYMS FOR 40,000 WORDS POCKET SIZE FmiEhbR* so.ooo WORD Special Low Price ELECTRONIC SPELLER CROSSWORD SOLVER SPELLING GAMES POCKET SIZE Library Learning Center • 553-2301 U of Wisconsin - Parkside Section B University of Wisconsin-Parkside THURSDAY JANUARY 23,1992 Section B SPORTSWRAPl Rangers hot during winter break A WRAP-UP ON WHAT'S INSIDE Big Bad Brockman Ranger Wrestler Troy Brockman kept busy over break by taking a first at the Iowa Open and second at the Midwest Classic. B4. Hot Hollywood Joe Brown led Hollywood (10-1) with 18points in capturing the Intramural Basketball Championship defeating the Bad Boys From Biscayne. Dan Emer had 17 in a losing effort B2. Get your team ready for this semester. Shining Soccer Stars Soccer team members Tom Czop, Ron Knestrict, Chris Ryan and Oscar Toscano were honored at the Annual Awards banquet. B2. Intramural Action Check out all the latest intramural leagues starting up this semester in our Intramural Corner. B4. By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor Something happened to the Ranger Men's Basketball team over the semester break. Something that is new to the team in recent years and something it has been trying to accomplish for some time. They started winning. Pretty simple answer right? Butnotfor this team. UW-Paikside has, in the last few years, been hampered by anything and everything from injuries to illness, from players leaving the team to poor fan support and through all of the troubled times the underlying reason was the won-loss record. Last season the Rangers won just four games the entire season. Through all the tough times, coach A1 Schiesser has stood by his ideas and his team saying that when they are healthy and everyone is available, they will win. The past two weeks have shown strong support for his thoughts. The Rangers went 5-2 over the semester break improving their overall record to 7-8 and winning more games in the past two weeks than they did all last season. "We have a very balanced attack," said A1 Scheisser. "On any night any one of several players can score 20 or more so its very hard to defend us." The Rangers proved this point throughout the break as they had four players score in double figures five times in their past seven games and had five different players lead the team in scoring. The first of their seven games over break was against Bemidji State here at the UW-Parkside Fieldhouse. The Rangers played incredible defense and coasted to an easy 79-60 win. Bemidji could do nothing against a swarming Ranger zone which held Bemidji to just 12 points in the first half of play. Ranger guard Starlin Stevens pressured the ball throughout the game and caused 30 turnovers from a confused Bemidji State team. UW-Parkside was up by 29 with just six minutes to go in the game when Schiesser decided to take out his starters and the Rangers ended up winning by 19. "This was probably one of our best games to date," said Schiesser. Stevens, swing-man Jermain Boyd, guard JohnEvans, and forward Tim "Horse" Roberson, all scored in double figures as Roberson led with 17. The Rangers held Bemidji State to just .138 percent shooting in the first half and .312 for the game. UW-Parkside rang in the new year in noncelebratory fashion by losing to Northern Michigan 77-60. Several Rangers suffered from colds over the break and missed practice, as a result, Roberson and Stevens could not start. But the problem was not that they missed anyone, but that they just were not in the game. "The two week lay-off really hurt us," said Schiesser. Boyd led the Rangers with 19 and guard Tim Cates added 11. The next game for UW-Parkside was home against Clarice College Wednesday the 8th and they found themselves down 23-11 just eight minutes into the game. After a time-out, the Rangers regrouped and tied the game at the half. The Rangers came out in the second half and dominated every aspect of the game out-scoring Clarke 49-27. UW-Parkside held Clarke to just .300 percent shooting while they shot .443. Cates led all scorers with 24 points on 10-17 shooting. Spark Plug Jim Prey's strong play off the bench helped the Rangers go 5-2 over break. 11 and 8 rebounds respectively as the Rangers dominated the boards 58-38. Scheisser was quick to praise the play of 6-4 swing-man Jim Prey coming off the bench of late for the Rangers. "He is playing very well for us and has been one of the keys to our success." Saturday the 11th, the Rangers won their second straight as they beat a tough St. Ambrose College team here at home 69-64. Evans led all scorers with 20 points and shot 6-9 from beyond the threepoint arc. Boyd had 15, Cates 13, See Men's Basketball, B4 Decisive Dunkel I The "Dunkel" is a rating system upon which NCAA and NAIA teams are given a computer ranking in points. Here is how UW-Parkside and teams in the conference rank: | UW-Stevens Point 54.3 | | UW-Eau Claire 48.4 i Viterbo College 45.6 | UW-Parkside 39.7 | | UW-River Falls 37.7 | Women win one at home, lose three in Florida By TED McINTYRE Sports Editor The Women'sBasketball team spent the semester break by going one and three and falling to a 3-8 season record. December 30th against National Louis the Rangers played host as Amy Pernsteiner and Ann Schmid each had 15 points and Becky Lulloff added 13 while the Rangers rolled to an easy 78-58 win. The Rangers solid defense forced 30 turnovers but they also had 25 themselves as they still lock for a true point guard. The Rangers defense also held Louis to just 22- 60 shooting from the floor for 36 percent while they were a solid 50 percent at 31-62. Schmid connected on 3-8 from three-point range to spark the Ranger attack. Pernsteiner also had six steals and four rebounds. Next the Rangers headed south on their annual trip to theNAIADI WestFloridaHolidayClassic. The trip, which the team's players raise funds for to attend, was not anything as they planned as the team dropped three in four days. January 3, UW-Parkside faced Henderson College and lost83-76. Schmid scored 13 and Pernsteiner and forward Terri Ingalls added 11 as the Rangers fell short of a win. The key to the game was shooting See Women's Basketball, B4 Ann Schmid RANGER NEWS SPORTS, Page B2 Brown shines as January 23,1992 wins Intramural Hollywood took s 26-19 halftime lead and held off several attacks from the Bad Boys from Biscayne to win59-54in the championship game of the fall intramural basketball season. Both teams came into the contest at 9-1, with their only losses coming at the hands of each other. Joe Brown led all scorers with 18 points for Hollywood, while John Veenstra and Darin Hutchinson netted 14 and 10 each. Dan Emer and Dennis Kaczanowski led the BadBoys with 17 and 14 each. Hollywood is back this semester to defend it's title and the Bad Boys are back to challenge. C2 oris Hollywood Championship Hollywoodoeat the Fuzzy Oni and We Bad to get to the Championship and the Bad Boys From Biscayne beat Macho Plus and the Charging Armidillos before losing in the Championship to Hollywood. HOLLYWOOD...26-33-59 BADBOYS 19-35-54 Hollywood (59) Brown-18, Veenstra-14, Hutchinson-10, Anhold-6, Owens- 4, Jackson-4, McIntyre-3 Bad Boys From Biscayne (54) Emer-17, Kaczanowski-14, Glinecki-12, Hembrook-4, Lazarski-3, Pehringer-2, Brandt-2 Soccer members honored at annual banquet BACK IN TIME 3700 Meachem Road, Racine 554-9695 COLLEGE NIGHTS Wednesday & Thursday Featuring: • $3.00 Pitchers • .500 Cactus Juice Shots •NO COVER!! • Racine and Kenosha's Best Dance Jam's- Saturday: Kick off the semester between the sheets at the Back in Time Toga Party. Prizes for best toga You've Tried the Rest, Now Come Back to the Best/ L By DAVID DeBISH Sports Writer UW-Parkside honored its soccer players with a banquet over the semester break and presented awards to outstanding players. Awards included sophomore striker Tom Czop (Lake Park High School, IL) who was named to the National Soccer Coaches Association Ail-American Team in N.C. A.A. Division II. The forward was also named to the N.S.C.A.A. Great Lake Regional Team and UW-Parkside's offensive player of the year. Czop scored 17 goals in 17 games and tallied 7 assists to lead the team in scoring. Czop set several school records in'91. Included dre: Most Game Winning Goals in a Career (7) and in a season (7), and highest total points per game (season); 2.41 points per game. In N-CAA. Division II National statistics Czop finished 10th in the nation in total points (41). Another award went to junior midfielder Ron Knestrict (Griffith High School, IN) who was named M. V P. of the UW-Parkside soccer team. The cento* midfielder recorded 1 goal and 15 assists and was also ranked 3rd in the country assists. Junior Sweeper Chris Ryan (Granite City High School, IL) was named to the All-Mideast Team by the National Soccer Coaches Association. The defender was also named Defensive Player of the Year for UW-Parkside. Ryan appeared in 16 games, scored 3 goals and had 7 assists. His work directing the defense helped set a school record for only allowing 11 goals all year. Junior Midfielder Oscar Toscano (Horiick High School, WI) was named to the All-Mideast first team by the National Soccer Coaches Association. The defender played in 13 games and recorded3 goals and 4 assists. His goal against UW-Green Bay in UW-Parkside's 2-0 victory was voted the "goal of the year" by his teammates. As a team, the Rangers finished 6th in team defense nationally with .65 goals against average. The Rangers finished the year with a 15-2-1 record and were ranked3rd in the region, 12th in the nation in N.CA.A. Division II. Tom Czop Ron Knestrict Oscar Toscano not pictured Chris Ryan This Week in Sports... Men's Basketball Women's Basketball Wrestling Thurs. Fri. Sat. atUWOskosh Sun. Mor\. Tues. Wed. atUWPlattville Purdue Calumet 2:00 National Louis m ' at Lake Scperior State &MN Duluth 1:00 p.m. MJVs BASKKIUALL Men's Season Statistics Through 01/20/92 Plaver QMS EG EGa EE FT% PTS PPG KEG AEG Boyd, J. 15 79 .454 40 .816 210 14.0 4.8 1.6 Evans, J. 15 66 .398 14 .875 182 12.1 2.2 2.5 Roberson, T. 14 66 .443 23 .742 157 li.2 6.9 1.2 Stevens, S. 5 15 .417 22 .710 56 11.2 3.0 6.8 Cates, T. 15 60 .444 16 .727 164 10.9 4.1 3.2 Juric, T. 15 48 .527 22 .524 118 7.9 8.3 0.7 Stone, B. 2 6 .750 2 .667 14 7.0 1.0 • 1.0 Prey, J. 14 27 .391 9 .643 77 5.5 3.6 0.6 Burns, D. 12 10 270 10 .833 34 2.8 2.3 0.7 Riser, M. 11 8 .308 10 .556 26 2.4 1.7 0.1 Allen, T. 9 7 .500 6 .857 22 2.4 0.9 0.1 Henry, M. 8 5 .227 4 .667 15 1.9 0.8 0.3 Totals 15 405 .425 179 .708 1094 72.9 39.7 13.1 WOMIA'N BASKKI UALL Women's Season Statistics Through 01/20/92 Piaver GMS EG FG% EL FT% PTS PPG KEG AE Raniewicz 11 48 .505 18 .692 114 10.4 7.5 0.9 Schmid 11 42 .333 10 .714 112 10.2 2.3 3.4 Lulloff 11 39 .429 12 .800 90 8.2 6.3 1.7 Pernsteiner 11 33 .589 15 .750 81 7.4 3.8 1.1 Ingalls 11 25 .305 13 .619 79 7.2 2.4 1.7 Weubert 11 30 .390 16 .762 78 7.1 3.3 1.9 Bloyer 10 26 .456 9 .529 61 6.1 2.2 0.7 Mayer 11 26 .464 11 .846 63 5.7 2.4 1.1 Tibbetts 11 27 .429 4 .500 58 5.3 4.6 1.0 Hack 11 7 .412 2 .333 16 1.5 1.6 0.1 Betenz 10 2 .080 9 .563 13 1.3 1.5 1.0 Johnson 4 1 .250 0 .000 2 0.5 0.3 0.0 O'Brien 2 0 .000 0 .000 0 0.0 0.0 0.0 IM RAMI RAL BaSKKI HALL RANGER NEWS SPORTS, Page B3 SCOREBOARD January 23,1991 Season Statistics Through 01/22/92 Wrestler WT W L D TD ES PIN Shane, C. 118 6 7 0 30 12 2 Becker, K. 134 8 12 0 24 31 1 Pinter, T. 134 1 4 0 1 3 0 Casper, K. 142 5 5 0 7 9 2 Lovy, D. 150 18 8 0 43 16 2 Skarda, S. 150 10 3 0 50 14 3 Finucane, J. 150 9 1 1 19 18 1 Buckley, C. 158 14 7 0 29 26 2 Kimpel,R. 158 10 9 0 21 20 0 Brockman, T. 167 20 4 1 64 26 1 Muckerheide, M. 167 14 8 0 14 15 3 Diedrich, M. 167 2 4 0 4 6 0 Fitzgerald, R. 190 8 12 0 11 20 4 Keefer, T. 190 9 6 0 21 11 3 Bezotte, J. HWT 13 1 1 28 15 4 Tremelling HWT 4 6 0 11 6 1 Weaver, M. HWT 7 7 0 9 13 5 Totals 161 108 3 398 274 38 Regular Season Scoring Leaders Eastern Division Name Team GM PPG PTS HI Brown, Joe HW 8 21.50 172 43 Lyons, Dan CA 7 19.71 138 28 Kerkoff, Tom FO 8 19.50 156 26 Emer, Dan BB 8 17.88 143 24 Kaczanowski, Dennis BB 8 15.63 125 22 Roggeman, Chris FO 8 15.13 121 22 Bills, Ron MP 8 12.00 96 20 Redman, Shannon FO 7 11.71 82 18 Veenstra, John HW 6 11.50 69 14 Kawcynski, C. FO 5 11.40 57 15 Glinecki, Jim BB 8 11.13 89 16 Owens, Henry HW 8 11.13 89 17 Phillips, Paul MP 6 9.17 55 19 Sielen, Chris CA 8 8.63 69 13 Hutchinson, Darin HW 8 8.50 68 17 Hall, Bob MP 8 8.13 65 15 Anhold, Len HW 8 7.38 59 14 Smerz, Jason CA 8 7.00 56 21 Fletcher, Scott MP 8 7.00 56 12 NEXT WEEK: Western Division Leaders January 23,1992 RANGER NEWS SPORTS, Page B4 Men's Basketball Continued from page 1 Balanced attack Keys Ranger wins and Juric grabbed seven boards and-scored eight before fouling out in only 25 minutes of play. UW-Parksidekepta5-10point lead the whole game and won with a patient offensive attack. "We jus t did everything we needed to do to win," explained Schiesser. The Rangers make 11 of 15 foul shots and shot 10 for21 from three-point range. Against Lake Forest college the 13th, the Rangers made it three in a row and rolled to a 74-57 win. Boyd led all scorers with 25 and Juric added 10 with 11 rebounds. Evans added 16. The Rangers dominated Lake Forest from start to finish and were never threatened. UW-Parkside developed a real winning streak as they cruised Barat college on the 17th to make it four in a row. "They were really no competition for us, we pressed early and took control in the first half," said Schiesser. Five Rangers scored in double figures as Juric had 18, Roberson 15, Evans 14, Boyd 12 and Prey 11. Brockman paces Rangers with first and second finishes ByLipjANHOLD Asst. Sports Editor On January 10th, the Rangers The UW-Parkside Wrestlers travelled to Indianapolis, Indiana, The semester break came to an end as did their four game winning streak when UW-Parkside lost a heartbreaker to SIU-Edwardsville 71-70 at home. The loss hinged on a crucial call at the end of the game when an Edwardsville guard was sent to the line with two seconds left after the referee made a very questionable reaching in call on Stevens. The call won the game for SIU as the guard hit a foul shot to give them the one point win. "The call was very questionable and it probably should have been a no call," said Schiesser of the decision which pre vented the Rangers a fifth straight win. Even though the team lost, Schiesser was outspoken of his teams strong play. Cates and Boyd each had 15 points and Stevens added 12. "This was as good a game of basketball as I've seen in nine years at UW-Parkside," said Schiesser. The Rangers are now 7-8 on the season and play Saturday at UW-Platteville. Women's Basketball Continued from page 1 Team falters in Florida as the Rangers were outshot by Henderson .491 to .552 from the floor and they hit a mere 12-21 from the free-throw line. Two nights later, the Rangers were blown out 87-64 by Central Arkansas shooting just .351 from the floor and allowing Arkansas 34-63 shooting for .540 percent The team was killed on the boards as they were out rebounded 49-34. Center Jennifer Raniewicz had 15 points and five rebounds and Schmid and forward Jody Bloyer added 11. The trip came to an end the 6th as UW-Parkside lost its third straight 78-67 to Northeast OK. Bloyer's 19 points and six rebounds were not enough as the team was once again bone dry in the Florida heat shooting just .386 from the field. Schmid once again provided her solid performance with 12 points from the guard spot stayed fairly busy over the Christmas break, wrestling in three meets in three different states. On January 4th, the Rangers travelled to Des Moines, Iowa for the Drake/Iowa Open. Troy Brockman led the Ranger grapplers with a first place finish at 167 pounds,beatingToddVanderweide of Drake 5-1. Dave Lovy also wrestled well for the Rangers, going 2-1 and finishing 2nd at 150 pounds. Lovy lost a close 5-4 match to Mike Messenbrink of Drake in the finals. Also placing for UW-Parkside were Chris Buckley, 3rd at 158 pounds andTom Keefer, 4th at 190 for the highly touted Midwest Classic, featuring 19 of the top wrestling teams in the Midwest. The Rangers placed 8th as a team, with two second place finish and two fourths. Brockman again paced the Rangers, placing second after a 13- 5 championship loss to Dan Hutchinson, the number one division II wrestler in the region. Brockman moved his season mark to an impressive 20-4-1. Lovy went 2-2, losing twice to Bryant Gaines ofN£. Missouri, as he placed fourth at 150 pounds. Lovy moved his season marie to 18-8. Also placing fourth for the Rangers was 190 pounder Tom Keefer. Keefer went 2-2 and lost a 3-2 decision in the finals. Keefer moved his season marie to 9-6. While one half of the team was in Indianapolis, five of the Rangers were taking part in the Carthage Invitational. Freshman Myles Muckerheide won the 167 pound title, going 3-0 on the day. Muckerheide is 14-8 in his freshman campaign. Two other freshman also placed for the Rangers, Ryan Fitzgerald placed 3rd at 190 pounds while Miles Weaver placed third at heavyweight Fitzgerald went 4-1 on the day, pushing his season mark to 8-12, while Weaver also went 4- 1 and moved his record to 7-7. Ill I N I 111 INI III INI -SUPER BOWL SUBSWin one of FOUR 2-foot long SUPER BOWL SUBS to be given away in the Union Square Grill on Sunday, January 26,1992 during half-time of the game. Enjoy the game on the Big Screen at the Union Square Grill. SEE YOU THERE! You can register for the drawing at the Union Deli. No purchase necessary. Must be present to win. Sponsored by the University Food Service. INTRAMURAL CORNER Basketball League action begins Thursday, February 6th. Games will be played on Tuesdays and Thursdays from 6:00 to 8:00 P.M. Last season's final two teams are back to challege all others in UWParicside's perennial favorite. Entries can be picked up in the Ranger News Office or the Physical Education Building and must be completed and returned by Friday January 31, at 12:00 Noon. Three-on-Three Tournament Get your team together for a chance to qualify for the regional tournament at Marquette University on February 27. Sponsored by Shick, the tournament will feature prizes for winners and complimentary razors for all participants. Competition will take place in both men's and women's divisions and winners of each division will qualify for the regional tournament Teams are made up of three to four players, with no player having college varsity basketball experience. The first round of the tournament will take place on Tuesday February 4th. Entries are due on Friday January 31at 12:00 Noon. Get your entries in soon. For fur .her information, stop by the Ranger news office for a Shick Superhoops brochure. Aerobic Exercize Come join the fun. Floor Aerobics meets Monday through Thursday at4:45to5:45 and Water Aerobics meets Monday and Wednesday at 4:45 to 5:45. Everyone is welcome and you can come as often or as litle as you like. Register when you come. | day of sessions is Monday, January 27th. Co-Ed Volleyball I Last season the Slammers were too hot to handle as they went undefeated for the entire season and won the championship. This season the league is looking for some top notch teams to challenge the Slammers for the IM Volleyball title. Play begins Tuesday, February 4th, and will be held every Tuesday and Thursday at 8:00 PJVL Entry forms are due on January 31 at 12:00 Noon. Floor Hockey A big hit in it's inaugural year, UW-Parkside's floor hockey league features seven man teams doing battle every Sunday afternoon. Action begins Sunday February 9th. Entriesaredue by Wednesday, February 9th at 12:00 Noon. •WANTED* Earn some extra $$CASH$$ Scorekeepers and Officials are needed for IM Basketball and Floor Hockey. 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