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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document HE Volume 20, Issue 10 Questions regarding faculty course loads causes administration to respond The Great Pumpkin has arrived B, ErIca SaIlCbez NewlEditor hounaJllOfesunmnallybandles is nine. 'The JlIOfessors should not be taking too many courses... 'The process is set up 10 thal the dean of aiclI depanment lISsigns the coursee that a professor will teach lhat selllCSler. Several deans responded 10 the Illpic of professors and course overloads. , Dr. Howard Cohen. Dean of Liberal Am, said lhat Ibm were only a few professors in his department who were handling el<tra course loads. • "The ones who are doing it havemadethedecisionlhemselves, basically because they saw a student need in the departmenllhat was not being met. Ihope lhat the teachers will come and complain if they feel their course is too heavy for them 10 bear. for !be facuhy have different responsibililies and that is understood. Idon 'tfeel they shoulddo itifthey areoverJoaded." Cohen feels lhat professors agree to teach extra courses because they feel !be students are not being given theopportunity to take !be classes they need 10 meet academic requirements. Continued on Page Z 'Ibere have been scattered comp!am from professors in diffeleallields at UW ·Parkside that • atra class 10ads are affecting IbeIr perfonnances in IIIdout of .c1Issroom. One such professor CIIplahwl his distress 10 the class; be had two more courses this se- _than usual. and he was tired -' ~ about the extra load. "I feel lhat Iam overlo8ded, 1lul1 basically asked fly it It has defiDitely had an effect on my IIlIIIe, as everydting in school does.'Ibere are different morale faclora, and courseload is one of ." explained a UW-Partside p1QfJ 1I)j. "HowMr, I did ask: for it A situation .- uplhat had to be addressed. I .... popuIarcourse lhat everyone Iiped ~ for.1IId then the amount , .. lzed. We cou1d nOljustcancdlaadmessupeveryone'sschedule.1 bad 10teach it," the professor COIICIuded. Other faculty members donOl feel ... course loads are a problem. I; I SheBa KaplaD "Different situations require different course loads: said pr0- fessor Carol Lee Saffioli-Hughes. "A professor may carry more (courses) because a situadon requires it" Sheila Kaplan. the Chancellor at UW-Parkside. does not believe that there is a problem. "The class loads are reasonable: she said, "and we offer the courses the slUdeots want 10 1lIke. We try 10 baJance the needs of the students with the 10ads of the pr0- fessors, and the amount of credit The Great Pumpkin Contest was sponsored b, PI Sigma Epsl" lon. The contest requ.lred an aCcurate estImatJon 01the weIght of a huge pumpkin. 276 guesses I'lInged from one pound to 532 pounds. Mark O'Brien, a UW·Parkside student, won the contest with a guess 01115 pounds and live ounces. The actual weight of the pumpkin Is 115 pounds and 2 ounces. O'Brien won the huge pumpkin and $25 for his amazingly dose gueas. See page 13 for the history of BaUoween. ' General education task force revamps BOK GencraI Education Program is referred to as the Breadth of Knowledge (BOX) Program. "We began in !be fall of 1989. and we, the original members of the task force. spent probably the fint year llI' 10. studying Iiteralure on general education." "This is something that many campuses across the country are doing. Many colleges and universiliesareintheprocessofri-examining !be general educalion component and general educalion requirements,of the degree," Gellott said. ''In October of 1990. we had a weekend relre8t in which we invited a representalive from each department, as well as four llI' five students and alumni. We conlin. ued this discussion and got further input from the faculty. At thal point, we enlarged !be Continued on Page 5 Proposal seeks to eliminate present BOK and offers alternative courses o Neutnl FlrIor <JI>posed By Latesba N. Jude News EdItor 100 "Weareproposingthereplacement of the present BOK requirement with seven courses which students would be advised to take in their fint two years;said Dr. Lama GeHou, Co-Chair of the UniversityofWisconsin-Parkside's General Task Force. This proposaJ also contains a tecommendalion lhatstudents IlIke nine to twelve credits of upperdivision work in areas outside of areas outside their major. The task force was appointed in the spring of 1989 by the AcaArs you procholc6,pro-lIfs, or undsclded? eo Laura Gellott demic Policies CommiUee. Its purpose is 10 re-examine the General education requirement at theUniversity ofWisconsin-Parlcside. Every college in!be University has a general education component as pan ofits undergraduate degrees. At UW-Parlcside. 'The 20 o Prcr010lce Pro-Ufe ll'ldeClded ~ the Parkllde SlUdInt Gofllllment Anoelallon 'olld agalnlt a IonnIIWCouncllslandtuPportlngth.1973Roevs. WedtSup_eourl dIcIIlon IIgIlItlng abortion. PSGA IImIlns neutral on thI abortion 1_ .. __ 1t~thlstrongdlvltlonofUw .... rtldtSlUdenllbothlnltvor oflllll agaInat abortion. PSGAdotI notWint til ltD' formalsllnd - WI'/ ... olIIIr on bIhIIf ofu..two foICet. ' .' .. " . .."'- . .~.. .... ... . ......... '" - ... teaebinglhepll'lic:ularcourses\bey have.- Generally, lhe decisions in· vo1vingcourse loads are made by lhe professors. Their courses are c:bosen by lhefacUlnofhow much time \bey bave and whallhey feci lR lhe needs in lhe clepaJl/IlCIIL However, DOl all departments awanllhe same nam~ of crediIs fm courses. Art Dudycha, lhe UniversityCommillcecbairperson. staled that Ibc sciences often bave bigber course loads, fm the very reason Ibalseveral sciencecourses bave larger amounts of credits. "Often, the numbers exceed lhe typical three credits and expand III five or more. This could lead III greater course loads." "Wherepossible,aloadischosen a certain way III add III lhe variety. Some prefer different courses, some do DOL Tradition eXpeclSninecredithoursfromeacll . member of Ibc faculty. and my personal opinion is thatlhis should not be a bunlen. It is not too much," Dudycha said. J . . .,,' •• 0cdJer 31.1991 - -Film: "Koyaanisqatsi" 7pm, Union Cinema, Free Sponsored by PAB & NAAD -Native American Awareness Day . •Jack Gladstone, singer/songwnter, 9pm, Umon Square Free(pAB) -Play: "And a Nightingale Sang" Communication Arts Theater, 8pm, $5 UW-Parkside students & senior citizens, $6 general admission ."Gaming's New Entrepreneurs: The American Indians" by Jim DeNomie, Marketing Consultant, Noon, Faculty Lounge, Free (PABISAOILFAC) -Play: "And a Nightingale Sang" Comm. Arts Theater, 8pm, $5 students & senior citizens, $6 others Professor Hayward leads Soviet tour . . ...._.. f the tenth lectmerinhislOfYatUW·PItbide, St. Petersburg, Moscow, public and au ........ oe . wi111ead the tri His ......... Odessa, and yalta wiD be lhe fea- year. will cost approximately .. ~ of Russia tured sites visited during lhe "Uni- $2,400 and includes airfare, lodg- specialty IS .the ~ . fW' . .... ... ..:00 So- mg' all meals in the Russian and and the Soviet Umon. vemty a Isconsm-c........, . infonnatioD. or to viet Seminar Study Tour of the Ukrainian republics, and admlS- . For more. HaywJld U.s.S.R.- Marth 14-28, 1992. sian to several entertainment regtSter fm the mp, call6 The tour, qlen III lhe general events. Oliver Hayward, senior at 595-2467 or 595-231 . Are yoU still Iooking for that perfect. mid-winter vacation that can chase away the nightmares experienced during fall semester fina1swithoutdrainingyoura\ready feeble savings account? Well, the Parkside Activities Board has teamed up with lheNational Collegiate Ski Association III put together a ski trip package thatis sure III interest even the most frugal student Already over half of the tickets have been, sold for the Axpen, Colorado trip, but there are still twenty spaces left. The trip is open IIIUW-Parlcside faculty, staff, students, and their guests. The Aspen/Snowmass ski trip takes place January 4-12, 1992. The price is $379 for the complete package which includes round trip �3I.I99I - Campus News Tua- NEWS. Page 3 Visiting speakers focus on domestic abuse 8, Latelba N.Jude NewsEditor "How c:an we in 1991 be in a IIiluaIion wbere a woman is being \lIIIeIed every 12 seconds? How CIIIlbal possibly be? Ifyou look at vio1aIce against women and chil- ., it is something our society blSalwaysto1eraled."said KevinJ. FuDin. On October 25, 1991, speakenfrom SLCalherine's Hospilal in Kenosha presented a Domestic Abuse Fcnm at UW -Parkside. The speakers fer the forwn were Kevin J. Fullin, M.D., KeDosba cardiologist and Medical Dlreclllr of the Domestic Violence Project, and Amanda Cosgrove, B.A.,aodCoonlinalcr/Advocateof dJe Domestic Violence ProjecL FIIIIiD added, "Domestic viaIcal:e is really one individual tryiDg 10 conaol llI1OIha' individual dI1Iugb intimidation or physical vioIaK:e. • "While we're meeting here for .. boor, 300 women will have suffClCClabeating.Domestic violence islbeDlOSlcommoncauseofinjury forwomen in the United States. If you IIIte rape and mugging and IIJID accidents combined and add up all of the statistics. there are sti11 _ women injured by domestic YilIcDce," said Fullin. '1lisestimaled in some studies thatwomenhavecometotheemergeocy I0OIII with injuries that 30% " of the time are symptoms of ongoingviolence against the women. 11 is very common in our country and common in the medical setting," said Fullin. Cosgrove added, "Another interesting poinl in terms of the historical perspective is where the word "family" comes from. Family comes from Latin means children and slaves belonging lOa man. That was the traditional use of the word family. 1 know thaI we don'l believe thai anymore, bat 1 think the language thai we use is an insight of how in 1991 this problem is still so prevaleat," "Back in colonial days it was actually legal 10beat your wife. If you have ever heard of the expression "Rule of Thumb" that really comes from the colonial law that says that you are allowed 10 beat your wife as long as you didn't use a stick larger than your thumb," Fullin said. Cosgrove described abusive behaviorasemotioDaJ abuse, name callings, put downs, silent treatment, threats of physical harm, getting custody of the children, threats of doing damage 10 your property, physical abuse, hitting, punchingandslapping. Otherkinds of abusive behavior are sexual. "When I think of abusive behavior, I think of four differenl categories of abusive behavior. I think of physical, emotional, economic, and sexual What happens infamilies whendomestic violence is going on is that it is IlOl simply one specific pauan of abusive behavior. II'S never just slapping or name callings. II'S a pattern of terror and intimidation thai one person uses over another 10 gel what they want," said CoSgrove. Cosgrove descn1led the misconceptions aboul violence thaI happen within families. One of the biggest myths is that violence is a very small problem thai doesn'l affect very many people. 1\ happensonlyinsma1l,minority,lowereducated families. "Some of the other popular misconceptions about violence is that the problem is really spouse abuse. It's really violence between a man and a women that is mutual That is a popu1armyth. We need 10 look at who is more afraid, who is intimidated. YOIl can't simply add up the number of times the person used some form ofabuseandcalled that domestic violence," added Cosgrove. "Statistics show thai 95% of serious injuries thathaPPen against women are perpetrated by men. So,I think thai it is really impcrtant that we realize thaI this is somethingwheregenerally women are the victims. This is IlOIlO say that there aren't bauered men because there are. But statistically I think thaI women suffer the CORSePSGA searching for minority affairs director Position requires a hard working individual, holds much responsibility by Kevin Borchardt NewsWriler Do you have some exua time 011 your Itar/ds? Do you want 10 become more involved in campus life? If so, you may want 10 visit Partside SbJdent Government AsSOCiation(PSGA), which is presenUy l<ding for a new Minority Affairs DireclOr. Walley Wargolet, Vice PresidentofPSGA states that, "The duties of the Minority Affairs Direclll' is 10 hold regular meetings on C8IItpus 10 fmd out the concerns and interests of minority stadeets, The director is responsible for reporting the issues and concerns of minority students at UW -Parkside back 10 PSGA. The director also has to go 10 United Council Meetings once a month and report the concerns and issues of minority students at different campuses in the UW-Systern back 10 PSGA." Wargoleladded, "It may not sound like a long list of things; but there is a lot of responsibility. There is lot of things you have 10 do and it's going 10 take time." "I am looking for someone who is visible on campus, and who is willing 10take on a huge responsibility. This isn't something you can handle once in a little while," said WargoleL Wargoletsummarizedthetype of person which would be best suited for this office in two wordsa "hard worker". While there has been a couple people inquiring about the position, applications are sti11 being accepted because PSGA is going 10be reorganized and this appointment will be made after thereorganization. Around mid 10late November the appointment will be made. So if you are interested Wargoletsays, "All they have 10do is come down 10 the PSGA office and talk 10 President Schuh or myself, and we'll take it from there." Wargolet reiterated, "If they could have some kind of little resume, a list of what you've done and your involvement in clubs, it . would belp." quences of abuse much more se- didn'lknow what he was doing. II verelythanmendo,"Cosgrovesaid. is IlOl a question of stress. When "Anotherpopu1ar myth is thai violence is used il's very conalcohol and drugs cause abusive aolled," added Cosgrove. behavior. A lot of bauered women "What we are really doing at believe thai because then they say SL Catherine's (hospilal) is testing to themselves that if he just stops the ViotenceProjecL Wearereally drinking then he won 'I hit me any- trying 10work with the doctors and more. the nurses, and all the units of the The reality is that violence, hospilal 10 get them 10lDIderstand alcoholism, and drug abuse are so the dynamics of violence," said prevalent in our society thai often , Fullin. times we see them present in the "We are trying 10 do in our same families. Thaldoesn'lneces- community what is IlOlhappening sarilymean thaloneproblem causes in oIhercommunities-lOrealizethat the other," said Cosgrove. violence is a Wlderlinying prob- "Anothercommonmythisthat lemthalcausesalotofmedica1and the abuser is just OUIof control. He emotional problems." said Fullin. Let the games begin By Delaine ROllCn Specla1to Tbe Ranger News A hush fell over the crowd as the victors from the qualifying rounds moved inoo position for the final heat, The tension was almost visible as we watched the noble fmalists mentally calculating the highest speed they could maintain and still maneuver through dead man's curve. Faces taut, nerves 10the breaking point, the whistle sounds and the games begin! The Indy 5007 Well, not quite. But the Homecoming Grand Prix Trike Race earlier this month could claim the same competitive spiritl Everyone who entered the event deserves recognition for their marvelous sense of humor and adventure: Steve Anglin (PGSA), Jason Beyer (CIA), Karl Heinite (pAW), Eric May (ChemistrY Club), Matt Lupour (Chemistry Club), Michael Waters (independent), Deline Rogers (French Club), SouIa Vasso (independent), Jennifer Boris (independent), Robert Holmberg (History Club), Felix Aulozzi (PGSA) and Byron Goodman (War Garners). Also a special thank you to the Ranger Bear for a special appearance and Gavin DeGrave of the French Club as the event commentator. The event.was sponsored by L'Alliance des Amis (French Club) as pan of the uw-p Homecoming Committee's week long festivities. Congratulations 10the Grand Champion Byron Goodman, 2nd Place, by only a split second, Jason Beyer and 3rd 10 Soula Vasso. Start practicing now for nexl year's remalCh because the competition is going 10 be fien:el Vive Ies Jeuxl . .. - , ... \ ~, " .. .'.- . .., . October 31,1"1 - itt· ;, : ' Tlm1tAMCDNns,Page4 Campus News New changes in PSGA constitution recommended B, 1... t N,Jade ambiguous 1nI can be IlIken mon: effe<:lively" said WargoIeL here. There is a means,. but ~ a New Edi1lw tbanlllleway.1bcdutiesofpeoplc Advisor IDPSGA, Dr. Peggy clear cu~ means of geumg ?d of "T1Irn lie _ tJawI in tbe lieDOttborougbIy defiDed Sena- lames said. "lthiok it is a wooder- people like that ~use their .not waytbeOOMin.i.ljawriDea,'" IOn do DOtDow wbat II expected CuI idea. Ally organization sbouId ~fi~an~m ~orgamza~ lie_ ..... '-. wIJoIo 10- of diem. Someone wllo is DOtef- eva1uale ilS CClIISlilUlion IIId by- tioD; Their not helpmg us out, IIJX" .... 1ItyIswllal,aadwblllO~· fecIhe in their poeitioa is DOtID IawsOllafairlyregu/arbasis. Since said WargoleL incalaillcirc Ie c.e. WeWllll _lOtbe -d"lioollldwelle it'. beeII about 10 yearsliDce!he Advisor to PSGA, Steve lOCOII'eCIdIILWefeolbyc:anlCl- lootinJ liJr':lel.lO tbeorpliza- coillillJtion wasl8lified. it seems McLaughlin said, "I think it isposiIDa oar CCM'._ ..... Ills .... lO .... " said WqoIeL that this sbouId be an iIjiIOCopriaIc tiv~foran~ ~t~lO ..... dIo cw." 'Ih" a l1Iouaer Howeyer SeDalOr ToblD time lO _ our gCl8ll. objet- revtew IheJrconstJtU1lon and tosee IIIOI'OJdiIIJIo_aadlllledlll LiDdbIom said. "I believe t1Iat tiveI,andoperatiDcproc:edules.lt ifanychangesarenecessary.". will WOIt IlIOI'O aDIClOlhIy," aid peopIc Deed IDc:haDp 1nIDOtdIo II especially good DOWIiDce tbe "I hope that !he change will VICePlCllideDtWalleyW..... CODIli1UtioninonlcrlOJlRlDIOIU UDivenityisenpaillgilSelfiDal0 instill pride iD!he members that 1bc t1Dl'ieality ofWJamsin. _ ellicieDt .tucleat aovem- year ~redltatioa review and abide by Ihe guidelines in !he con- r Pablde SlDdaIt GcMnuDeDt Is IDCIIL" - ·PSGAsbou1dbeaJ&ll8OiDlhesame stilUtion," added Danie1s. . fA" ftl • ur . !he "'~~;h.i<I.; dIovaillooftbe ..... PSGAII "CbaaaJa,!he conllilUtloD procc8I." 'ne are startiIIg ~ :~t;*~~"'~ die iqa •• -h- of tbe -hi •• wlDmabdleCJllllDiZltiCI'Iwbet- SeDator CbriI Daniel said, onFriday,Novembetlst,at2:00m WaIleJ~w~;;e IlId1oCacaltyaadtbew'mi"k", •• llweili8beaer, wean:mon: "OIaDginaIheConIliIlJtionllaood !he PSGA offICe. 1bc meetings IioD _. campuI Ill1lrfeDII Clqlllizedaad1ll'Cmon:OIJl"'lH. It'. a SlqI iD tbc riaht dln:crion will be one dly a week will it is rewrite iL I do DOtbeIiM 1IIa 1Iave a pdJlwi widI tbe e-Ity or tiel of pttina 0Ul1D dIo 11Iu!mg lO becanK tbe CGlStilUlion lIa docu- completed," said WargoIet. there is enougb time lO PIlI*IJ adatiDlI1IatIoa they IboaId _ tell them dill weare_lnI sbow men!lbatcn:alCSstableor IIIISllIbie Direcr« of,the Women's M- rewrite this consti1lilion llebe iIIe lO PSGA wbo caD IIIist lbem iD them w1Iatagoodorganization we orpnizltjoo," fairs Commitlee Lika Morischita next election in Man:b." taOlvlD& dIo pdJlwi. n:aIIy ba¥Co·WIIg01elsaid. Wargolet feels dill tben: area said. "I think it is a good idea, but "lustbecN'seweueMillic SecNwy of PSGA, M8gle I n:aIIy IbiDk that you are go. number of flaws in tbe ConIlilU- I think there sbouId be more stu- the constilUtion and RiClIpIirjq FiJmlte said, "TbD reorpriutlon Inc 10 _ a cbaDge iD tbe student lion. "TbD duties of senal!XS are dentinputon itbecallseitconcems PSGA does not meant dlatPSGA of tbe CClDIliJldionII Deeded lO JX'1l!'1ati!1!ufar-aeamainvolved DOttbonlugbIyspelledCl!iL ksays studentissues." is in bOUb!e,or 1oIiDa ...... crll _ a _ efIicIelIdy IUD .... iDrbings. RigbtDOW,PSGAdoesD't they an: IIIJlIlCllIC'd lO JlUl in 1IuIle Senator Bill Homer said, "It's not running effectively. IfwCII daIt aova-t. iD 1Iim JiviDI effectively iDfcrm 11I1dents, And if office bouts and sit 011 a commit- an ace1lent ides and long overdue get the internal organizaJioD ... lbln JlClWU bIcIt lO tbe I1IICIeDts we can orpnize GDSelves better ICe. Tbatdoesn'tmean that you an: especially !he anicles concerning ning smootbly iDside tbcD dIiIofbcnatUW-Paibide. tbeDwecaDgetouttbciDfCli'iilliioB going III be doiDg anything fortbe Segregated Fees. However, I do flee II unlimited .. '- .. __ "ID dIo PSGA Conlli1lilion lOtllestudenlS. We bavea voice 00 orgaaizatim. 'That just means you notbe1ie..elhepesentstudentgov- can do for the .tudeDls" Aid tben: are a lot of lbiup tbat lie this "'mp.II. but we dOD't IIICl it may be bne or you may DOtbe emmeot is patticulary quaIified lO WlIiBoieL ' Dr. Kummings reflects on UW-Parkside from the past to the pre~ent 8,AM:i l'Itcb Feaan WritIr In CODtiDuiDg tile olJscrvaDco ofl960'.mODlb, TheRaDgerNews iDterviewed Dona!d Kummings, BDglisb poteuar.tbc UDiwni!y since 1970,OIIchmlpshehaneeD at UW·PatsiCIe since lIS(ClImcting in 1969... CooceDtnItiIIgpimarilyootbe EDgIlsb dejaliDeiit, Kllmmings reponed Ibat dIo most lipilicant change tbat be baI_ as baviDg IlIken pIac:e atPatside wouId be a sevae drop iD1'CIODices. "WheD I came lO Parbide, then: wen: twenty.Jlulle tcDUn: lilIck faculty. Today tbcn: are eleveD ... ItllllClilS that when peopIcbaveaftera w1tile gone oo...tbey haven't heeD 10- placed, or if they ha¥CotIIey have been I'CJlIaced by people who an: not 011 Jbe 1cDun: liIcIt.. "In Jbe early dIys at PaIbide -I'm speakiDg of '70 III about '74. - we ICeDICld III ha..e aIotof money available for bringiDg in natiooaUy-kDowD writas IIId speaken. For iDlllIIICe, iD 1971 Normaa Maller was 011Jbe C8lDJIUS,as weB aslo11DBaitb, aDd JlOCIS like Raben Blye, DiaDe Wytoski ..... evideDtIy was eDOUp IDODey lO Jl8Y eVeDbignames lite Mailer 10 clinedjustas other UW campuses. includiDg MadilOD, have dec1ined in some ways. Ithink SlaleS seem less willing 10 suPJlOrl higher education as tlley ooce did, and I think Ibat statistics bear Ibat OUl" On a more JlerSOnal level, KummiDgs notes a change iD his own tcelmiques from tile beginninglOthepreseaL "Iwas fresh out of graduale school and was rela· tively inexperienced as a Ieacber, and I thiDk I had it into my head. ••thatl ought 10 conduct my OWD classes ben: JlI'Clly much as my gmduate semiDarl had heeD conducted, so I was kind of a IO!igh ooelhen:iD!hecIassroom ..•" This changed, IIowever (and thankfully so for those of us who've had him for class!), as he gaiDed experience.. "I think with experience I backed off of Ibat a lillie bit and eased up. It'. not thatl dropped aU stancIads or mything. but I dOD't thinkl'maearlyaslOUghanddriv_ iDg as Iwas iDthose early years. •••" . Coocemingsociety asa whole, KummiDgs sees a lessening in s0- cial aDd Jlo1iticaI awamtess _ a powerfully and highly detrimeotal change. "Then:'. no doubt iDmy mind that iDtile last COUJlIe of decome hen:. AIthougb we've had some people in tile Jl8Slfour cr five yClliS,wedon'tseem tohaveneaily as II\&IIY,andl'll bet)'OU'd be baldpressed 10dig up eaough money lO get Normaa Mailer at lOdIy's prices. •.Soonesenseofchangedlll I have over Ihe yean, at least 011 this side of Ihe campus, II that we've decliDed iDnumbers IIId iD dolIais. " KummiDpnoted that his sense of decline is not exclusi..e to tile Parkside English DepartmeDL "I think tile campus oveta1l has de- .. society, and not give a damDlIIJaaI them; or !hey have _ YIP sense that !hey should belJl" out, but no one really does il ..Something's happeDed III Ihe SlUdenlS, but it's happeDed IlIdd us. My hope is Ibat this busiDess runs in cycles - atsome JlClint. JlCOIIIe get fed up with this dImD .... forrnaterialgoods,lIIdlllitlD_ per iL..... KummiDgsdoes_someey issues as finally being JiVCiil1iJl1 view today. ''There'. nodoubt dill some issues ..•womeD's iIsuCIll much as any. have come tolhefole. and iD general Ireganllhil - I good development, as do I lind Ihe increased concern with edmic di· versity and i3Cial diversity,· "Some of these issueS - been around for a 10118 lime, buI there's no doubt that they've become more prominent aad IIIllillI pan of !he university QIIIicuIuID than ever in !he pasL •• However, KumminplJlOked his concern for Ihe first smeadment righlS regardiDg free 1JlClIclI· and minority issues. "1beie do seem IObesomediawbecblOchanges, one of !he wont 0IIl'JI being that free speech seems someCClDtiDued OIl ..... ' Kummiags iD tbe 's cades, people seem 10 have, by and large, less social and political awareness. They _m 10 have far less • and I'm blaming myself as much as anyone· compaSsion and concern for people. In this country, materialistic values have aI. ways been a foree, but it seems lO me that in Ihe last decade or decade and a half that materialistic values ~avedominatcdcomplelely. They indeed ha..e become rabid almost so that I sense at times that a lot of people in this SOCietyare prepared Just lO run over other people in I 0cIllber 31. 1991 Feature Peer Health Educators begin a new year TbePeer HeaItb %alDrpro- ..-isofflOafJab SllIIt this year! fa ilIleCODd year. this prognun is IIOWboosIedbyaFederal Drugand AlcoboI PleYeDIion andEducalion ~GranL TbemaiaCocuslDlllcrthisgllllll Is 10 coonIiDate and present gen- • informalion 00 alcohol and adler drug abuse. Besides alcohol "'odxrdrug8buse, thep=beallh co' ,0naddress otherissuessucb • _ rape. sexually transmilled d' .... A1DS.sexual lIbuse.adult c:IIiIdmI rl aIcoboIics, suicide. deY a.-.1Dd stress managemenL . A Dew addilion 10the prognun Ibis year is a PEER USTENING compooeaL Carrie Hinz, a return- .. Peer HeaItb &luclllOrsays IhaI, "It', often e&'Iicr 10 III1k 10 a p= "'1II.ubcrity figure. " Yon can expect a willing ear, confidmriality rl information, and nienallDl1II/off campusresources fIllm the Peer Health &llalDr. Otbcr returning Peer Health P.h•• -sinclude Kabe Kozenkski ... PlII Kochansld, Katie. who is "'iDginWomensStudies,says .. i.....oed lD the program be- -. "Ibeliew OIJractivities and peer tislming prognIIII this year willbe.ccessful incdlatingother I!pdenll, but the main reason Iconliaued with the progJBlll is because it is a lot oHon." iiGG:-::-:;;-:-"'---;;-:--;:-;---:-;-..,-..,--.,.., table bar with mocktails. and "PeopIo iDthe Saeet" inIaviews. Otbcr yeady events lbat Peer HeaItb EcIucatIn will IJIi1icipllte , iD Bie AIDS A_ Week, Low:rCliefully Day.SpriDaBreak . CampIiga- DoII'tDrillkllldDrive, :f Stress Week, IIId 11Ie End. 11Ie Peer Health &luc:aIDrI hope 10 _ yOlJ at their acJivities and at their Dew office, whicll is 1st Row: Katie KORIIS1d, Carrie HiDz,Am)' Kind. 2nd Row: Pat Kochanski, Briu Job_, Ruth Scbacduth Pat Kochanski. a business major. sees the progJaD beading in a positive diJec:lion. He says Ihal, "After attendiDg various seminars and Ia1king with other peer health education groups, I feel wecan use other university programs along with our ideas lDimplement a successful prognIIII here at UW -Parkside." New participants in the pr0- gram include Ruth Scbackmuth. Brian Johnson, and Amy Kind. Schackmuth. enrolled in the secondary education catification program. stated, "I became a peer health edUClllOr10 educaIe people about healthy ways IOJive and be." Jobnson. aBusiness Management major. noted that, "I _ an RA 1m year and eduQoring residents _ a positive aspect rl the job - I want 10 continue doing thai. " F'maIIy, Amy, a Pre-Med and PsydIoIogy major. believes "Being a p= health educalDr is a way lD put my inteieSl in education psychology and the heaItb field lD Jli1!CticaI =" 11Ie first main eveni rl the yearfcr11lePeer HeaIthEducalDrs is Ak:oboI Awareness week, November 12-14. 11Ie theme this faD is "1bal's wbal friends Bie fOl'." Watch for ak:ohoI f_ incIudiDga"WaIkforLife"WedDesday. November 13 at noon. a porStudent Support Services grant B)' Erica Sanchez NewsEdltor Wben slUdents haveacademic problems. wbo cares for their Deeds'l 11Ie Student Suppoit Ser- • (SSS) is a slnlCtUred, orgaIizedJIi08I'8IiI that advises, moDiIlII, and assists in planning the """calion of UW-Parkside SlUdeids. It takes action lD improve lbesuccessrateofthe studenlS who IIIaId UW -Parkside. 11Ie overaII goal of the SSS is IIIteep the students in school and IDow them lDdeclare their majors wbiIe assigning them a faculty adviJor for the remainder of their academic career. Mary Tremmel, the GranIS AdminiSlIation Specialisl,said that Ibe gnmt for the program bas been IUilPliedby the Departmentof&lucation for several yCIIS. ''The grant is funded every threeyears,fromtheperiodofl987 10 1990 and the period of 1990 10 1993. This is the second Jl8I'l of the three year projecHonlrllCL 'The grant is awarded 10 the project with the most meriL 11Ie program works with slUdents wbo - are academically or otherwise disadvantaged, and the lOlB1awardfor the f1J'Stperiod was $123,042." 'The current retention of studenlS in UW -Parlcside is the most surprising section of the SSS. 'The SSS began advising students in 1988. with 64 students UJ!der its wing. The numbenincreaseddrastically lD90 slUdenlS after the grant was negotiated. and has continued 10mount 10 its present position of 125 participants. 1beretentionrate bas increased from 51% lDa high 68%. Pamela Smith. the SSS Direc1Dr. stated that this _ the fifth year of the program lD aid the. progress of "assurance". This means that the grant will make sure thatstudentshavethesufticientaid 10meet their edllcaIionaI Deeds. "We are doing a good job. Retention (of students) is good, but some improveD1CDtscan be made. 11Ie coordination rl the progi8III can defmlteIy be altered; we have lost a few students we could have saved. But, owraD. we Bie doing the best we can," said Smith. Cwrendy. SSS is waIdng on the project grant again. Their upcoming third year pIan amounts 10 $127,000+. 11Ie progi8III is wor\cing for a cause everyone cares about, which is 10keep studenll in school. llIJlIIinI in December. located at MoIina'o 0.124. PeerHeelthJYhrw!mBie_ aYIiIabIe Moaday - Friday from 8:00 LID. 104:30 p.m. by appointmentoaIy. SIllp by SliidentHealtb Services iD MoIiDaro D-IIS or pbone 59S-2366. 11Iey will be glad I:l answer any queatioas yOlJ may have at Illy time. Education task force CoatIaued from Pqe 1 a.kfon:c.11Iea.kforceuowhas 19 members, so it is widely JqXesenlalive rl the faculty." "By Jut sping, we came up with the SCMlII an courseplan," said GeIIotL 11Ie seVllil courses include: Peaspecti ¥C8 CD Literature, Arts. World Cu1tIRa, NaIural ScieJIo's. Behavioral and Social Scialces. TecImoIogy and Society,IDd Citizensbip. In AJri, 1991. the Faculty SCIIlIle IIPIJftJVed a statement of goaIsfor geoeraI educalionatUWPaibide. 11Iey include: piOCCSSoriented goaIs which poVide a series rl mId..........,..:ides and habits, euc:ouragemeJIl of student a1IiIiI:y lOast questions, promotion iD seeking answen 10 queslions, the sbaipeiting of student CIqllICity 10 tbiDk crilicaIIy. and aWlRneSS of ethnic consideratious in critical lhinking and problem solving. 11Ie content goaIs included 10 JliOIIIOIe IiltlllCy: civic. cultural, aesthetic. intemalional. and scientific IDd technical, and 10 ensure that students acquiIe the critical lhinking and computational skills 10 support alI these goals. "We would like 10have it(the J1iOPOSIII) VOIed on this year, but we do not know when it would be implemented. Whether we would mow lDimpIemenl itin the FaD or wbether it would be imp~nted on a IriaI pilot-basis. basn't been decided," said GeIIoU. GeIIoU feels thai with any major academic change like this it would only apply 10incoming students. "We don't make things of this magnitude retroactive," GeDousaid 11Ie task force continues 10 meet aImost weekly 10discuss the progi8III's progress. Dean ofUberaI Arts. Howard Cohen. said, "When I carne in August, we bied lD develop a program in general education that would be different from the current BOK requiremente. We _looting fOl's0mething that will have _ clarity and coberence for studeilts. It sbouId provide a aood fOlPKlaJion forstudenlalOBOCDin tbeirmajors by IieaCbiDgthem basic iDtelleclUaI babils and problem solving skills." "We _ IhiDDIg rl general edIw:aJim. putrlthe whole student underpad'" aperience along with the major IIId electives coursesslUlienls ... "SlIidCoben. HI tbiaIt pneral ecldcMioo is ieally importaMfor the liberal arII program. ItbiaIt itisieally impor- _ fOl'the School of Liberal Arts to be in¥01ved. Ila1ly encourage . the faculty ~ get involved," said Coben. CobeII feels Ihat the GcaeraI Fdlration Plogram is also a stalemeat by the faculty rl what they think is impoI .... fOl'students 10 know. "11Ie ides is that the task force is pulling ilia some ideas that have been geuenIed by people who are on the faculty from aD rlthedifferent schools, but DlIW itis up 10 the faculty who haven't been on the a.k force to help the task force figureoutindetail wbal theyWOlJId like 10 haw in this program. It is the faculty Ibal has lDtake responsibility fOl' the general educalion program. and Ibal means it bas 10 besomething iheycan agree 10and awrove of," Collen said. • - Feature TIm llANGa NIWS,Page 6 ;;~i:Horizons release owlsinhonor of UW-Parkside students is especiaJIy dislmbing since domesticaled caIS kill for fun and not forfoad. The fina1 example that Dean mentioned was the increase of diseese in the wildlifl; popu1ations. Shesaid tbalafungus infection had killed a 1arge number of mourning doves this summer. There was also a'mange epidemic in the squirrel population from January inoo the springmonlhs. This disease caused the squirrel's hair 10 fall out and killed some squirrels in the winter months. Other diseases affecting squirrels are squirrel pox and a certain type of meningitis. Before the outbreak of these epidemics, Dean said thai in her six and a half yean of running Wildlife Horizons she had never seen a case of mange and only one case of squirrei pox. Dean wanted 10 stress that these examples are all signs of sick enviroomenL [Human beings] often lose sight of the fact that whatever we do 10the animals we do 10 ourselves." Dean '1I88ested an easy way 10help reduce chemical poisoning. Since fall is a season where a Jot of people are concerned about small rodents entering their households, she advised people 10use live traps or the snap traps instead of mice or raJ poisoning. The poison does not usually By J8dIe Niles stabilizing its condition, Dean FeatDre Writer transferred the bird 10 Barbara One SundayOclDber 13, 1991, Harvey, a rap lOr specialist in Wildlife Horizons released one Horicon, WL After going through great-bornedowlandlhreescreecb an intense rebabililation process at owls in honor of Debbi Guenther, this facility, the bil\l Was uansDngon Arsic, Candy Cooper, and ferred back 10Racine and eventuMichele PouJsen who volunteer at ally Jdeased in the wooded area on WildlifeHorlzons. These four stu- Parkside's aoss-<:ouDlIY uaiL denlSarefrom theParlcside Volun- The lhreescreecbowls, whicb teer Prognun Office. weie also released near Parkside's The great-bomed owl and aos8<OU11ttytrai1, wereabandoned screecb owls are fairly common 10 as babies. They were also sent 10 theRacineandKenosbaareas;bow- Harvey'sbirdsanctuarYwherethey ever, according 10 Joanne Dean, wereadoptedbycapliveowlswbo director and founder of W"aldlife fedthebabiesandeventuallylaUght Horizons. most of the rapoors the young birds 10 bunL (hawks lIIId owls) are on the de- Dean discussed some alarmcline due 10 the cIeslruction and iDg situations thai affect our local poDution of their habitats Dean ' wildlife. One of the most disturbfunber explained tbal, "The great- ing examples is the increase in est danger is the loss of babitat- chemicaI poisonings. This summer that is, civilizalion moving in on a large number of birds were them [wildlife] and then their tty- brought 10Wildlife Horizons with iDg 10 adapt 10us." JllII'8lYzed legs. There was 110 apWildlifeHorizonsisawildlife jllItentreason why theirlegs should JebabiliIationcenterwbicb lries 10 notbefunctioningnormally. Dean hclpwildanimalswhentheiradap- hypothesized thai the poisoning laIion 10 civilizalion becomes life was due 10the various grass fertildllealening The only exception is izers which are sprayed lawns. skunks because their extreme sen- , Most of the birds affected by this sitivity 10 disease. The center's poisoninglostagreatdealofweight maingoalsare 10"rescllll.rebabili- and died or were put 10 sleep. late, and release." Another situation thai our 10- Thegreat-bomedowlthalwas cal wildlife must face is the auaek IIlIeasedhadDowniDtoatruekface of domesticaled eats. Dean Slated first and as a JeSUIt suffered from that, "More animaIs are injured by sewredfaceandeyellllUlDL After calSlhanlllylhiDgelse." lbisfact The great-borned owl was released 011 . October 13, 1991 at approximately 6:00 p~ kill an animal inSlaDtly. Instead, mal in need of .ssi!!llnCe She the animal usually retreats some- stated that, "Ordinarypeopleean'l where 10 die. If retreats 10 a se- jusuake wildlife in.It· ..... 1IIe cluded area within the home, the law. They must be liceIIIed by 1IIe result can be the smeU ofa decom- state lIIId federal llO"CIlIIIICIIIS,Il' posing body. tend training seminars,lIIdwod:ll But ifthe animal manages 10 a facility before beeomiDa lileave the home, the result can be censed." Ifyou are ever inlIillllthat a hawk or owl will eatit and be lion where you think. wi1danimal poisoned by the same chemicals may need help, pIeaae &« CllJICll that were used 10 kill the mouse. advise before alteIlIptiDg 10IIIOVC These deaths are especially violeL the animal. Wildlife 1IIIrizoos' Dean explained thai these animals phone numbcris639-7SOO, Uilis "hemorrltage, seream,lIuash, and anemergencylllldyoaMClaW"JId. vomit blood." life Horizons' answerinIlIIIIdIiDe. Dean also wanted 10 caution call North Shore AnimIl HospiIa1 anyone who encounters a wild ani- at 639·7SOO. BSO changes name to Afrikan American Student Union e:qnaed that. "We have 'bIack students' oncampustbaldoo'tcoosider themselvea black. Our clesce"""'ts are from Africa, and we W8IIllO identify oursel_ with our 1DCCSIlIry." Jackson iaId lbat Afrika was. given name by the Europeans 10 the continent formerly called Ak:uba Land. Currently, AASU bas forty active members. Among these are five officers: President Yolanda Jackson, Vice-President Chris Daniel, Secrewy Tanya Beets. Assistanl Secretary Ursula Ym. and Treasurer Twyla Beets. The club sponsors numerous activities including a meeting every otber Wednesday and the Afrikan American film series every other Monday night at 7:30pm in Molinaro lOS. Other monthly evenls are SSO's 1IIJ1ne change 10 Afrikon American Student Union sparks qrustions posted with dates as they occur. An upcoming AASU-sponaored event is this Thursday night in the Union Sq_ from 9pm1.. , It' •• costume dance with a prize for best COSlWDC. Such activitel are open 10 the whole student body. Stemming out from AASU is • gospel choir. "It's just. kind of su1Hlrganizatio.SOIOspeak.thaI's branching [out] from our AASU," informed Jackson. Anthony Brown, director of theCenterforEducalionaOCu1lUra1 AdVlllCel1lent, had the idea of the gospel choir before he anived at UW-Parbide. Coming from the Universityoflllinoiswilh this idea, he went 10 the director of Choral SlUdiea. "Professor Kinchen was not 100 tbrilIed," said Brown, so he went 10 the newly renamedAASU where he was met with more en- r-:----, thusiasm. ~SiDce it was my idea, and after speaIdng with some 01 the other faulty members, I concluded that current faculty would be incapable of producing a high caliber choral ensemble," Brown said. Seventeen members are affiliated with the chorus at this time, but more are welcome. Brown finished by saying, ''We want this 10 become more than a 'black thing." Jackson added. "It's made up of our A.A.S.u., but anyone can . join. We would like forSlUdentsof all colors 10join our kind [cluh]." The Afrikan American Student Union is funded, like the rest ofParkside's clubs by the Student Organization CoWlCil (S.O.C.) , In a fiDaI rematlc. Yolanda Jackson said, ''We always just like by BrIaa Ma ... FeatDre WrItIr The II8IIIC cbange from the BIackSlUl1eIIlOrpnizatioo(BSO) 10 the Afrikan American Student' UnioD (AASu) SJIIIked questions 01why. In an interview, president Yolanda Jackson cited lhree major reasons. "We want 10 get away from usiDg Ihe term black on a national scale. " Furthermore, she wanlS not Only the term ''black" beca.JSe it excludes Afrikan studeots. She YoIaad. JacboII 10 make sure thai OlD' organiz8IiCD is open up 10 all studenu,lIIltju!l Afrikan students. AIId 811'/ e1CIIl thai we sponsor on campus. ewrrODeis welcome." (JeIOller 31, 1991 Feature Parkside Volunteer Program Community Service Announcements WOULD YOU LIKE TO HELP ONE STIJDENT ONE HOUR PER WEEK? Please read the following requests: !til... boy from Roosevelt Elementary needs help in .l1ing and language. History of personal problems. This one Is • dJaIlenge. ..... boy from Roosevelt Elementary needs help in IdenI:e and social studies. Has difficulty in comprehension. ..... boy from Bullen Jr. B.s. who is falling behind **"",ically/and would benefit greatly by male role model IdereSb:d in football. ..... girl from Bradford H.s. needs belp with Math ADIIysis on Mondays from 2:45 - 3:30 p.m. SPlCIALOL YMPICS BOWLING EVENTcanusescore teepers and lane controllers at Guttormsen's Bowling Alley InJCrnoshaonSaturday,November9thfrom 10:OO-1:300r 1:00- 3:30. Get valuable worldng experience working with ... di4Jll'C"lally distUIbed. DElNONYCHUS IS COMING! The life-size dinosaur will be on display at the Kenosha Public Museum beginning 0I:lllber31SlthroughNovember24th. Gallery Hosr!Hostess uneeda! on most days between 1:00 - 3:00 p.m. and 3 - 5 p.m. Welcome visitors and hand out materials. Sign up now. IlECIlEATION PROGRAM ASSISTANT FOR PERSONS WITH DISABILITIES. The Association for ReIIIded Citizens of Western Racine County invite interested .,,"'.. 10 assist clients in learning square dancing and bowIlng ~ques. 1 or 2 times a month for 2 hours. See Carol Engberg inthe Career Center WLLC·DI75 or c:alI 595·2011. Kummings • Cw' !d IrolII Pal" 4 limes to be in danger. As people QlIIllemdlemse1vesllKRandmcre willi 1BCia1', ethnic-, and genderdjocrjminatllry remarks, there's -leDdency to want to prohibit peopIc ficm saying, reading, see- ~ and viewing certain things, .Urepnl this as pemicious ...A IlI!lI cuaean in the modem era is be 1peeCh, so that while issues - changed, and on the balance rdsay Ibese changes are for the lleaer, tbere are some dangers that JiIlIllled to be on guard againsL" lCammings noted the physical t/Iangoes in the campus from the ~ days to the presenL '1 reo IlIembervividly my finl visil here. Two buildings existed, Greenquisl !faD'1IIII il had just been opened. lidTallent Ha1l•.and I remember IIJia& to gel up to Greeaquisl Hall because there were no roads as IIleIe are today, and in fact there -1Illlbina but a kind of dirt traek OUIthere, and they had some kind ofa crazy shuttlebussystem,and it wasn't uncommon foc one oc two of these buses, as they came up the • hill. to catch fire...and I had the distinct impression when I came here in the fall of 1970 that I had joined the Peace Corps, and I had . this awful feeling thai I was in some exotic place like Kenya. "You think the paOOng is bad DOW, you should have seen il in those days. Even when you parlced, way oUI in the boonies, you stiI! had 10 take the shuttle bus when il ran, and ifil did run, you had to worry aboul the thing catching on fIre. Infact, il did eateb on fire one daywhenlwasiniL Thebusdri~er got OUland sprayed the fire extmguisheron thebus, then begot back in and drove on. So, when you think of those things, things have improved considerably foc me and for most people." Blast from the past. ... TheParksidee------- RANGER Wednesday, March 13, 1974 Vol. II No. 24 All The Nudes That Fit We Print By JIIDe Schlies_ The first streater at Parbide was a woman who "wanled someone else to do it," She wenl outside in front of the Library·Learning Center when she beard two guys were going to SlIeak • "I was waiting for them for a few minutes and I decided the heU with this fooling round I was walking up thesidewalk and tookoffmy sweau:r ...then my T-shin-il fellreally nice. Ijustdecidediflwashalfway there I may as weU do il all the way, so tool< off my shoes and sects, panlS and underwear." She says she fell"tola1 freedom" inthe sun and the air and being owside. "I1's lOIaI1yyou. natureyour sIdn and the sun and the air. You haw 10 do iL" . There were no inhibitions, sbeindicates, butjUSla beautiful thing. "I W8Sl\'t even goinR 1O·streak,just experience the outside. Bill then I decided 10do it-for Partside oc whatever. Shestartedrunning,crossinginfronlofLLCandthenenteringthesoutbeastdooc. "Iwasconcentraling on running, tola1Iy. I wam'l thinking that I was naked, that people were seeing me." She streaked through the cafeteria and then up through the conoourse to Greeaquist, While traversing upper Main Place "I beard thunder belling out of the cafeteria----il was sensational! The floor was vilnling' as I ran on it; with my arms oulSlretCbed,l feIt like everything and noIhing. " (Thenoise,sheJeamed1aler, was a standing ovation inher honor: it prompted a call from the chanceUor's secretary ,IOC8Ied two floors up. the Information Center to fmd out "what's Scing ou down there?"). Also wbile aossing uppu Main Place she bisected a group of high schoot studenlS on lour from SL Bona""'IUre's. "I got some had vibes in the Greenquist concourse-no one wanted 10 recognize that someone was running through inthe nude," she remarked, . She ran oulside from Greenquist and "friends were urging me 10put on clolhes WI becaDse !be cops might come. I thought, 'the COPS? That's right!' It never clicked inmy head that what 1_ doing was illegal. Ijust fell total. absolute freedom. " "It was a rush," she conlinues "the running in the nude and the feeling of unity I was getting from the sludents-lantaslic experience and unexpected. " ShesaysthatafterwardseveryooewascongralU1atingberandthereacherjustdugiL "Evayoneseems to have loved it--especially the women. II was a woman who did it first, kind of a sisterhood thing." "Sometiines Ithink, 'Did I really do it?' ThenlremembermyblRfeelhitlingtheCOllCl'e-..xllhave sore heels." She saysshe gels looks from people now and "I can bear the 'S's-She's the streater!'" Asked if she wou1ddo ilagain, her reply was that "I feel it has been done now, it wou1d be redundant for me or anyone else to do 11here. The second time it wouldn 'I he asfree. The beauty is the spontaneity. I wasn't even going to do it-something else made me-it just ~ II really lripped my oull" Her philosophy aboul the whole event is that "this is the natural way people are; they /live bodies. I'm the one who was being natural ...just me, free, skin, the body that everybody has." Her conclusion: "I was one person annihilating or denying customs and laws, by myself, and yet coIIectively." eature .; Native American Awareness Week approaches Native American StudenlS" will be held in Union 106 at 11 am. A lot of oa:um:oces, many unjust and many pmnecIitaICd. bave a profound effect on the fuwrc and survival of the culture and its people. b1 Toll McCartIa, No III8ll.l7 wbat your ancestrY SpecIal to Tbe RanIer News or cultural background is, you will be able 10 relate 10 wbat will be UW.I'IIrbide'sNalive Ameri. discussed-' Following the panel can AwaretICSS Week celebration discussion, Hugh Danforth wiJl for 1991 will be beld Nov. 4-8. A present an interesting perspective variety of activities and perfor- on"TheColumbusQuincenrennial: maoces are scbedu1ed. ImpactonNativeAmericans,"li1so Moodsy tJuough Wednesday in Union 106 at noon. from 10 am4 pm will be a prime There is a viewpointlllll menopportunity 10 visit vendor booths tioned in the textboo1cs we have inMainPlace. AJlitemspreaented been exposed 10 in the past, and for ssJe are authentic productions this is a good time for a detailed by peopIc of Native American an- explanatiOlL Both the panel discestty and offer an oppcrtunity 10 cussion and Colwilbus presenlaJeam of issues. arts and crafts. tion will prove stimulating and inThe vendln bave been cape- formative. cia11yselected 10add 10the overaJJ If you only bave one day 10 experience, so a visit 10 thea dis. . spend on the upcoming activities. plays will enbance your perspec_ Wednesday'sscbedu1ewillbehard tiveofwbalis apart of the psstand 10beat. In addition 10the vendots. present c:uJture. make a point of coming 10 Main On Tuesday, a panel eIi.." .. - Place between 11 am and 2 pm. sion on "Current Issues Facing . Joe Ackley and the Woodland Celebration to include song, dance and vendors UGG's~HAvE ARRIVED! BENEFITS OF A. ORIGINAL g Enter to UGG<!l BOOTS .....,"'.... • Sheepskin is hc.-:allhy - ie. WIN brathcs and expelS moisture. • No lOcks :an: needed as your a Trip to Cect do DOl pcnpln:. • Orlstn:ll u~ Boou:an: A , t all W:lShablund easily dried. nUS r a • Sheep,kin I,.n:llutallnsula1or J t Ii and keep! your reclat body US or trying _pcr.llUrc. on a pair of • Origln:LlUGG- Boots are U' II wable and stlnd up ",eUto' gg s at ",ear and "",r. Easy Tan' • Orlgin21 UGG· Boots :uc so • light. you hardly know they "Youll Never Exp",ieflCfl are on your reel. A Better Boot Anywesr" WE ALSO HAVE TANNING TONING lit SWIMWEAR ' Woodticks,a traditional Ojibwe culwrcgrotJP, willpresetltanexhibition of song and dance that will prove memorable. Children are Cspecia1Iy weicomc,anditishopedthatoneofdte featured performers of the Woodticks, a teI\-year-old, will be able 10 make the lrip and demonSUBIC dte hoop dance. This is a very traditional group which is known for addressing needs and problems affecting sodety,suchasalcoholanddrugabuse. The Woodland Woodticks are wide\ytraveledandrepreaentmany generationS. Don't miss them on Wednesday. At7pm, "KoyaanisqalSi" wiJl be preaented in the Union Cinema. The film, titled after a Hopi word meaning "life out of balance; is a visual extravaganza without dialogue that is sun: 10 be one of dte most unusual films you will ever bave opportunity 10 view. FoJlowing "Koyaanisqatsi," Jack Gladstone wiJI perform in Union Square. Beginning at 9 pm, Ibis unique performer ofBlackfoot ancesUy will be sure 10 catch your undivided attention with original songs and his command of topics relating to Native American peoples. GladslOllC, who holds a degree in Communication and has labored as a professor in the discipline, has opened for a variety of I .......... S8'1'tlI DaIIJ 11... -9 p • CIIMlIraIled Huaba· •• <». ee, Beef Saad~ HI8orlcoI __ "'1-- 1100's Ole of Rlldlle'. 0IdeIt DriIIItIIII FAlabllUme.I' SATURDAY Your FlgbUng Irish Headquarten Food ol Drink SpcdaJs • NFL MONDAY NIGHT ·'MADDEN·FSS" '3· Pitchen. FREE.WI,NGDINOS N 1659 N, MAIN ST. (Comer of Hish a MaiD) 634-9591 CHARGE! With ECU MasterCard or VISA Get convenient credit at 14.8% APR with a $5 annual fee and 25-<1ay grace period! Serving all UW Parlcside employees and students .. ~\')\lCATO~S (~~1ii\) j --"'N-c-iJA---1 Tallent Hall Rm. 286 ____ .___ 595·2150 9,30-4,00 other headliners, released ra:onI albums, and is known for his sIliJiry to convey his thoughlS and cui· tural perspective 10 his a,vtienrA He is askiJled lecturer, as weU.s performer, so make sure III slllp down and catch the show. AnartexhibitcounesyofUW· Parkside and the Kenosha HisIlXical Society will be displayed 00 ThursdayindteLllevelofWUC. A1I works are aiginal and many should prove unusual. The week ends FridaY wilb ''Gaming'sNew Enbejienetn:'1be American Indisns," featuring Jim DeNornie, Bmarketing consuI1IDL Heldin theFacully Loungeallllllll. Ibis is a presenlation elf Ihc SouP and SubslaRCC Series. Native American AvnIfIIIISS Week will offer sometltinll Coreveryone, and the Native AJIICricaD Awareness Week eommillllC sPplauds the parksicle ActivitieS Board, Anthropology Club, Kenosha HislOrica1 Society, aad the Soup and SubstanCC SerieS. Cor their assistance. A1IevenlSarefreeand~1D the public, so take Bdvan188edlhc opportunity and get 10 knOW s people and culwrc which IefuSC ID disappear. UW-Parkside's NatiVe American Awareness Week celebration will be held Nov. 4-8 m===-s==rr== ..,syyss,S' ••• _ ••• ....... ~......--x·-·,- ••• Ii·..,..·rr5t Mr......... Iu. :FeatOre. 1'ua-N-.P8Je""9 ~"'-----ezn="n Parkside's Volunteer Program Volunteer of the Week Todd MiUeris. History major who wiD pduaIe in May 1993. His biIlllry iDlaat led him 10 a ...... placemcnlatlbeKenosha Public Masemn. Every Thursday Todd wuts with lbeco1lections by IIeIpiD& with lbe inveDlOly. Todd nparlS. "Ilike it.IoL II's good eIIJCIicDce aad lbe SIaff is very Dice 100." . PaaIy Toabcy ,lbe Director of dlelCalDlllaPllbliMusewn Ihinb Todd is doiDg • great job. She IlIIIIId, "It is wonderful 10 rmd • JIlI1llIIIite Todd willi his interests. Woneedecl8O'1 'COI1e with. special IIIeat Iibeing systematic while CIlefiI\Iy bllldliDg lbe museum pieces. Todd is e:atainly doing. .... )Jb." Todd hopes 10 continue his ....... afttr leaving UW-Parlt· lIIdt. He is aJIISidering lbe paraIe. pi JIRIlli .... at Carthage Ir at 011O die Mil-*" Schools. Mean· i OJ Reminds us of the past and reflects the present Todd Miller while. Todd bas been. consistent, reliable and enthusiastic volunleer through the Par1cside Volunleer Program. 'UW-Parkside'svery own ChessG.lut>;'yJiIii: be holding its next meeting ori;FriC!py}r November 1,in Greenquist237 af noon.:, All students are invited to join thEf' ChessClub. Refreshments will q~sel"v'eg:' At the meeting. .....".""·:,';1[; ,:;',':::':':: Get Involved DON'T FORGET THE HALLOWEEN BASH TONIGHT! FridRy, November 8th WLUP's own Steve Dahl Inconcert at The Coral Reef BaI1room. Get your tickets while they last, at The Coral Reef, $10.50 Crill Open 4:00 10 12..00 - Best Burgers InTown! OJ Oliver spinS Every ThUlllday, Fri<Uy and s.turday ~Monday. 30e 56tn Street Kenosha WI 1414) 652·0505 B1 T1motll1 E.Kr_......., original pion= animal rights ac. Fealllre Writer tivisL The UW -Partsidc production Of particular JlOIe and allen • of" And a Nightingale Sang ..." is lion is the wonderful job 10seph an intmestingplayabout wwn set DeLorenzo did creating his char. in Norlhem England. Itfollows. aeter. Delorenzo not only Capfamily with some very oddcbarac· lUred lhe"Old Soldier" through his laS. dialogue delivery and actions 011 There's the uarrator, nick· Sla8e, but designed lbe pmselhic named tho "Cripple" (Tina make-upthatmakeshimlooltvery PaubleIis). lhat seems 10 make elderly iDdeed. everyone's dec:isions for them. EverylimeDeLorenzostqlpOd There's the sweel and innocent on stage, you knew things would "Babe in the Woods" (Deborah . become a Iiulc more zany wilh his Kraemer), 1o~ who is ncithec antics and comments about lbe sweet Rlr innocenL oIhcr characters in the family. The piano pIaying)llllriarch of Excellent acting domiDated the family, the "Coal Man" this play. Despite the added diffi- (Michael Lee), and his wife, the cully of IIllISIeringBritish accents, "SainI" (Gail A. Bawnann). who lbedialoguewasdelivcredexpenly seems dangerously close 10 • DOr· and all lbe arguments and ex. vous breakdown, are the sisters' changcarangtru6. The1nUlSfoonparenlll, the "Lost Boy" (1effrey S. iDg set designed by Keith Harris Libby) and the ''Tailor's Dummy facilitaled lbe play willi a bomb (Mall KllIIkel) whose nicknames shelter and a hotel room lhatseem. pretty will sum up their characten. iDgly appear out of nowhere. Last, but not least, there is lbe Special credit sbouId also be "Old Soldier" (1osephDeLorenzo) given to lbe sound =w and the who might possibly have been lbe sounddesignec,1ohnCostigsm. The intermission music, as well as throughoullbe production, _not only appupiale 10 lhe aa, but set lbe mood or the play. The 1OUIId' effects were ClWCI1ent IIId bcIpcd the audiencefeellbefcarduringan air raid. DireetDr Lisa Kortcllsiy Ircpt lbe play moving at • brisk pece. The plot moves from tension 10 1evity so smooIhIy. You'co often SUJ]lrised by your own RlIClions. The mix or hiSlllrical past and fa· miliar family bictering mates the play. groa& cmotionaI chma that seems familiar despite lbe remote time IIId setting Iithe play. You still can eatl:h "And a NighlingaleSang. .."todayataspccialmatinceat l<kOOa.m. (NO'Ill: The play runs 2 bouis 4S minUle8, SOoclw!lIle yow-timelltCllldingly.) ThelasttwopcrformanceslR November 1 a: 2 It 8:00 pm. AD pcrfOlllllUlCeSlRin I1icCommuni· Qtion Arts 1boalor. For lickcts call S9S-2S641r visit lbe box of· fice in CART 27S. Tickets are SS . fir ""'!enlll. o~d,., ~-( ~ Native American Awareness Celebration Monday, November 4 Vendors 10a.m. - 4 p.m. Tuesday, November 5 Vendors 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Mainplace Mainplace Wednesday, November 6 ~. 10o.m.·4 p.m.• Moinploce Joe Ackley & the W90dlgnd Wood'icks (ffodlIonal QlitI\Ifo ClJturo group) 11 a.m. -2 p.rn. • Moinploce , Koygonlsgotsj (film based on the HopIlotton WOld mecri'lg 'Ire out of lXIlOnCe") 7 p.m .• Union Cinema Wednesday Nighll Jack Gladstone (Sjnger (Songwriter) 0peIW1g Ad lor. Bonnie Rail! • Uvingston Taylor • Dan5eals 9 p.m .• Union Square Thursday November 7 Art Exhibit by UW-f'ar1<side Native Amerjcan Students and the Kenosha Historical Society Library Lecxnhg Center. WLLe L1level Friday. November 8 "Gamings New Entrepreneurs; The American Indians" ~tlV: Jim DeNomIe " Ma/f(eting Consultant 12 noon • b'Rlet'l 7G14 r"'''I7~· {port otlhti SOUp and!ilJtloslcnce ~ All events are free and open to the public. ... October 31.1991 - Editorial! Opinion . TBIlW1Ga NIWI, Page 10 Edilmiil Low faculty morale?! information on how 10 manage stress. This was ckIe 10 unhappy faculty members who felt that lhey have no say in the decisions made at UW-PaIkside. 0",- InIhe October 10, 1991 issue of The Ranger News, Arthur Dudyclla, University Commiuee chaiJperson mentioned unhappy facultymemberswbofeellbeyhave nosay inlhedecisionmakingprob- !em. Over the years UW-Partside professors have Slaled that lhey II feel lhey do not Editorial Ireceive adequate amounts of capital money in m\er 10 provide excellent programs of instruction, research and creative activity. UW -Partside is also suffering budgetcUls inwhich UW-Partside must cut $300,000-$600,000 in expenses over Ihe next few years. Chancellor Kaplan has staled lhat " •••We're DOl lOoIring at layoffs, but if someone were 10 retire we may DOlreplace them." It seems that the problem of low faculty morale is due 10 the adminisuation's ignorance in DOl taking care ofUW ·Partside' s two most imponaDt resowces; UWPartside stodenls and UW-Parkside professors. Maybe Chancellor Kaplanismaking budgetculs in Ihe wrong areas. MaybeChancellor Kaplan should allow academic departmenlS 10 receive lhe necessary resources so professors can providelhebesteducalionpossible. Maybe Chancellor Kaplan should . listen 10Ihe needs ofUW -Parkside professors. Chancellor Kaplan Slated in IheSeplemberS,1991 issue of The RangerNewsthatstudenlswi11DOl JIOliceanychangesbecauseoflhese budget cuts. I believe Chancellor Kaplan is wrong; we are wilness- • De ·ve chan es. Letters to the Editor... . 10 polnicaJly correct Ideology. To the Editor: . Say what you think and light lor what you During a r_nt panel dISCussion 01 sexu~ed that believe. Four U.w. students brought this 111COUrt harassment, Professor SIeve Meyer repo . and won. Their aelions were related to an there are a number al mare p~essors on thIS incident where, in an open classroom discullion, campus who think that they moght ~ charged ::h a student stated he believed homosexuals Ihould sexual harassment ~~u~:~' d:::;r :rm- ry not have the samelreedoms as hetelO8exuall. meeting, say.so~et ng .ey The Regent imposed law 01 silence had been less, but thstthelr woman advisee hears as b ached and an ollended lesbian student1llok ha~ing. This _ms to be a biga':t~~~:.- ';ion against the polnically incorrect itudent. He struct~n. II a~ pe~~~e:':l: their own was ordered to take certain "sensnivny" oou,.. rassedalebexcuhse.or n r which amounted to nothing less than brainwashperson avlOr. • led· There Is another wey to interpret this s~uatlon. Ing. Let re . om nlll! . • • •. . . M h ahoY t· ed prof_.ftrs think before Amid thIS grav ...ISSUI IS an 1I0DlChumor In "t e emen IOn - . . ed"lh h I· ·alatau ...... th ak or act much of this issue disappears. that the Imagln oug po ICe , , r:::: problem: ~ seems to me, is that the above liberal beliel had been created and i~p1emented mentioned unnamed professors conclude that n by the liberal acolytes themselv~s '. II~ up to the they are requested to treat women w~h courtesy. students, now. to ensure Iree thinking IS.~ empathy, and respect, and courtesy toward women on campus. We cannot alford to a!low hmilll on and men alike, and don' consider themselves our ~r~oms lest we beco~e nothing more '!'an compromised when they do. The differences is the !-IIDlshed produel 01 a biase<! sy~lem which that they reoognizethe lim~s placed on them are would rather crush thought than Inspire It. Stop not lim~s based on respect. empathy, or courtesy. "PCI" Letlree speech reign. Rather, the limns they have experienced come By Anthony J. DeCubaI .. from the individualistic, "me first" stunted and backward. Social Darwinism system in which they were brought up. by Dan A qoeslioo has been raised by SlUdentI andfIIcu1ty about low fac· uItymoraleIllUW-PlIItside. How is dtis low morale affecting stu· deIIIs and what I can be done about il? Certain professors mentioned lhe SIreSS of telIChing exira class Ioadswbileothenaredisappoinled in DOl having a say in the decision mating process and in DOl receiving ac!equatecapital money. Inone penicuJarclassaUW-Parksideprofessor taIted about his disappointmentinlheUniversitydwingclass. Hementionedthathishesvycourse !oed was $IreSSfuI and has caused him 10 be UllSbIe 10 telIChup to his poleIItial. Are UW -Plllkside students being denied the besteduca· lion possible due 10 unhappy faculty members caused by adminisIIBlive procedures? UW-Partside Chancellor SheilaKapJan said that she did not believe Ihere was a morale problematUW-PlId<sidewbileBcver\ee Andenon, Ihe Dean of Business, Slated that she believes lIIOIll1e ImOIIg students and professors at UW -Pad<side islow right now. I'm sure students here at UW· PInside,or8ll)'Wllereforthat matter, would be c:oncemed wilh Ihe problem offacultymorale. Who is IObJame? InFebruary of 1990, Chancellor Kaplan dislributed a memo 10 all UW-Plubide professors con· cerning low morale that offered LeUar to tha Editor: Sitting in our nicotine biosphere collee shop, I wonder, w~h the current fiscal monetary problema lacing the Wisconsin Universny system. what, I any, programs could be cut? Ioverheard a mature, "normal" womyn (or in this case woman) talking to an acquaintance describing her experience w~h our own "Women's· Center. She said she wen1 there for guidance, communion and other gender relevantlnlorm. tio~, until after exhaustive ellorts of trying to convince the womyn there she wasn't in "denial" in her sexual associations w~h men. (thai she really did like men) she stopped going. Who raised the "popularly bashed" males? Men? WMe male lathers were never home. Is the wMe male bashing misdirected? Maybe tha womyn really mean those awful male pigs's mothers should havataken a gender class and then this "world" wouldn' be so unequal. Will the males running the day cares be responsible lor the misguided youth oItomonow? Or Womyn? Isn' this pulling the lox w~h the sheep. womyn? Are all women, womyn, wom .. ? The feminist movement (at laast at this Animal Farm) would like you to believe they are interested in the betterment 01 slhe? (She?) Maybe they should adoplthe Bush slogan. Read my lipsl Mary Dunnington Ritch" Potsntlal .pc. Hell defeatad Hoorayl Free speech is onca again allowed throughout the U.W. systems. For a moment ~ seemed as n someone was trying to limn a student's fundamental right of expression. For a moment ~ seemed as n the pol~ically correct scourge 01 thought control and basic deindividuation had won a victory which impinged on an American's first amendment rights. The mullicuttural "thought polica" have been thwarted. Slurs are non-<lOnstructive and are offensive to thelnlget, but when rules are placed to prohibn an individuallrom aelually spaaking a work. those rules have gone too far. II is not inconceivable that add~ional rulings by the UW. board of Regents may have incrementally enforced the disciplines al "PC" to an intolerable level. No individual should be muzzled by dictates which Iim~ speech whether that person is a communist, a nazi, a black separatlonist or a wh~e supremacist All Central and South African·Americans. European and North African·Americans, not to omn the caucasian peoples 01 Middle Eastancsstry, and all the Asians 01the world who have moved to and now reside in America, should also be able to voice their opinion W~houl fear al being punished for not conforming TImothy Chrlatollll TJm RANGEIl NEWS STAn EdIlar.jn-CN8f " "_ _ " IlIniIIe~ ~~::.:::::::::::::::::::.::::.::::.:.::.::.::::::::.:.:::.:':.:':::::.:.::.: ..:::.::.:=~ I.aylxtEdIor _ _ ..hlna =.EdIorS.. _ ,..EricaSanchtz,laIeshaJIIIs EdiIoIs _.••••••.•JudyBos!ellar.EmilYH* 9qJyE:;r· =.. DawChmielewski,Slnhlolnasilll ~.m , Ted~1m 1'hc*leiJ;"~Edlor _lAn ~~ E'di;;.;:::::::::::.,::.:::::::::::::::::.~ ..:..:.:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::~~ The RaDger News is pubIiihed every 'I'bunday ilurin& lhti munily~. A..,...enwiv. nmple may be publisbecl ··· ,..-SlNeIaAkkilapaIIllonAndraI¥sld CllMSCook -"'nic>yeor ............ breab ..... hoIicIays. . when _ Ielteb expresoin&.simiIiarviewpoints ore ~.CoralIo,Ten!FOI1ney,BiIiHomer,GabeKJuka, TlIIlKretsdmtam TheR..,..NewlilwriltallIldoditodby.ludenlsofUW- ncieved. ~ 10the EditorahOu1d be ~ ond doUble- ~ ,._.; Cl1risIngram.EdV~ 1DlI_ PIIbida, who are so1eIy MpOIIIibIe fur ill ediUlrial POlleY .1jlII<:e411ld ond1e1eplll:iae1llllDber. iDcIude the IUlhcn ~maYllOlexceed200wordallld nane;1OCi1i oecurily IlUII!ber, ••.•. CmsL·::;..~Sam··.._,~~;R;j;~r~ Uka Barows. Dar:, =..... should be deIiv--' The ,,_. N R p...a. ,.._ •• -01..... Sf 81, Maria,Brian Malsen,Jadde Na-, "'I:' .. _10 ....... er cwo. oom wu.c.1). ...Bull":'" .. ".. ,'" "..... evaSquin>s,1<itnberly TelMlllllliA\bnlY ~aIkar .. 139C. bef<.>re S JXD ~ Monday. Leaeta tIw do 1101moo:t ~)A$SlslanI = Maiia·m ..m , m A~ saxton afontmelllioned reqwrementa, u well u 1boae COIltllDi!lg... ~._ ~ :.: ger .JacIde ~ olf..,.iv .. II> the IIIIhor IibeIOIIIormisleadill&inf!lftllllion.willbetel1ll'Qod····· ..~~············· 10 be rewriaen. The RaDger Ne resavea the ~ · · ..·..······ m m........................ ..... ~= -'.... edit ~ ~ ...... .. E.. CullV... i';:-·· · ·..·Andrew Mclaen Jan Nowak, SluIII.-- ....... 10 or opoIIiDa grIIIlII\Ir. • ....mmI118i mOaniele CIliaIxlelt .. Ten! follner, LalllhaJudt. .. GWenHeller,KennethJ.SclIIiI:AnnamariaS,lIIon,ScdlF.SiIQII. .U~rsiW ofWJSc~msintParkside .... TBiIANt;ER'N'EWS: Member of the AssOciAted C~Uegia~PreSS .. lIlIOWood RoM. 8012000,·~ WI531.1·l!XlO .. EdIliIIIsl(414) 585-2287 IlilSilesa (414) s9s-mi Letter to EdJtar PolIcy The Ranaor N.... ....,........ IIld invites Iettm 10 the I!dir«. ~ cIiaqteeiDa. or apoina willl 11\ ediIoriaI, Irlicl.. or I'eoIure pubIiaIlod in TIle RID/l" Ne... ore ""b>tnet,U are ...... \'lewpuiuts OIlCllllpUlIIld com- The last time I felt beat like that, I was sipping Margaritas and listening 10 Jimmy Buffet by a large body of water. . Or I was hauling insects and snakes on the shores of the Mississippi in Louisiana. ANyway, a pool in palce of the InSlJUCtional Materials Collection would do just fme on those seventy-degree Octoberdays. Ifwe can 'rgeta pool, slUdents and workers should arrive in !be library wearing bathing suits. Swimming trunks for men, one or two piece suits for women. (00II, 100bad Scolt Bakula doesn't go 10 Parks~) No tbong or strip thingamajiggers for the authori· ties may throw you out. Thete are many signs saying no food, drink, or smoking allowed. However, there are no signs saying noshoes, noshirt, noservice. Beach bal1s for study breaks are optional. If neither of the two last suggestions wode, the plate glass windowson thesecondand third Ooors could be knocked ouL There are bandy patios fulled with gravel outside those windows, so a wet bar could be set up afterthe gravel is shoveled off. When I say wet bar, I mean liquid refreshments such as water, punch and soda. Noalcobol will be . allowed since that dehydrates the system. . Please library authorities, do not up !be security for fear of Park· side students actually doing these actions (although I wouldn't put it past !bern). .... lleI!!!!31,l991 - Editorial I Opinion -~------_---..:.:==:::::.:=:::~~ lJy Gabe KIuka lilt>in SCllIIe d* splilning t.iIDI~,;abeing 'Ibis , g beiIl IlldlXlUld IlICI Sjll¥:e ~.After ~bc IrA hbly SIll· tibbie guy "by' defect. queslions. qoestions. oaea.Now, klll=isno a sIupid question. bIUIMf4Ibk ..~aresome II1I1I1 Jtt"-.Anyway. this ...... ftidma'M Capliallltlfllll:llauseJle was the __ CIIPIbleofbeing com- _~oflbeobviousat IIJ;wpolDt intime. IttI a.., d.fact, it was dis_dIM Jed 10 his untimely 1IId", 7 death. oao dIy. as Captain Obvi0lIl .. aaIlItiag through !be --.110...... ied upon our 1iIy-'1eiD&. curious guy, be &qlped iIIIo wbat we would CIIlAacieDl Rome, and was lltIIIJIIlY ftIIiDaulsbed for askIIINOlo • ltlIpid question. "NalI,-. IIid, "wouldn't you ~""'lbrown 10 !be -llOI1dhan'1" N=. being 1IIe ..... IOrt, said "I don't his presence known. 7 • i;;f,,~prettY~~w.i:l:> (;aptain Obvious c;an striICll at .• tiotout to hun anybody bullik.e any time, and be is capableof ren- I said, be is completely ign<Qnt . de:ring any person into a momen- ., OftheObviousatany given •• tary moron.,Forexample, let's say lfyou are bangingoffofacliff. that you are standing in your and captain Obvious arrives to kilchen. You bave the sink full of ask if you Deed a band, or some water, soap, and dishes, and you be1p,don'ttrytoscare bim away! are saubbing a plate wilb a wash- He may not realize that you are cloth. If someone comes in and tryingooscarebim,andrakeyou asks if you are doing the disbes.litera1ly.lfyousay,"No,lenjoy you can be quite sure that Captain hanging from cliffs and worryObvious bas rakeD up a temporary ingaboutplunging10 mydeatb. " IeSidence in their aanium. It is a Hemay say, "Okay,justthought sad thing 10 see, but itleaves you I'd askl", and walk away. The with an opportunity 10 scare Cap- best thing 10 do is 10 try and be tain Obvious away. There is noth- awareofhisexistence. Themore ing more be fears than someone people that know. the bettez off thanJdng him for knowledge, or ,weallare.andthefewercbaDces confusing him byexercisingaliUle wegivebim lOinbabitourbrains. sarcasm. because be equaleS this This is !be end of the col· wilb being throWll,.IOlbe lion&, and umn. Thank you, captain Obviflees the aIea. ODS. 1'D RANGD NI1III, Page 11 .~ Beat the heat at UW-Parkside by Terri Lyn .FOI1ney Last week Iexperienced Hell week, not only because I bad a heavy workload, but because of the unbearable beat in this building combined with the extremely wann temperatures for October in Wisconsin. Many otbers walked through a mini-Hell also, so of course, complaints were made. However, turning the heat downorevenoffatParksiderakes about the same arnountof time as Campus Police 10 get 10 a key assist or 10put itmore accurately, having Wrigley Field host a World Series. One room was so wann and humid, I demanded that a light bulb be turned off for fear of others and me melting. But the most extreme heat was felt at the Wyllie Library/ Learning center: Since I am employed thete,l was fon:¢ 10tread theSabaran-likeLibrary. As one sister worker commented, "All we need is sand and we'll have a beach." So, I came up with a few suggestions 10 beat the heat at Parkside: Buildapool on the lbirdlevel. ~ TedKennedy champion for women rights? by DonaldR. Andrewski Nolllllll:rwbat you tbinkabout ~Tbomasservingontheu. _~Court,I have 10 agree -. His nomination bearing ........ While Imaintain my opinion that sexual harassment is highly offensive, I couldn't help but laugh at the "Honorable" Sena· tor Ted KeMedy (D-Mass.) state that such behavior brought shame 10 the nation. WHATI Did be say "shame"? Since when did Senator Ted Kennedy (of all people) become the champion for women's rights? Could Kennedy be referring 10the shame of his constant affairs with women other than his wife (wben be was married)? ?,uld he be referring 10 his beh8vtor wben be, through the inlOxicated use of his mOlOr vehicle, murdered a young woman at a place called Cbappaquiddick? Perhaps be is Ieferring 10 the shame be brought 10 his offICe by yet refusing 10come forth and ac· cept full responsibility for bis shameful actions that resulted in the death of one Mary KopeckDe? Or perhaps this "champion of women's rights" was alluding 10 the shame that beapparendy failed 10 show u be threw a waitress on top ofa restauI8Ill table and laugbingly engaged in pantomine sexual inten:ourse? Is it possible that the allegedly "Honorable" Senator Kennedy is talking about the shame be apparendy fails 10 display as his limo reponed1y cruises thenation'scapi· to! in an attempllO entice young female pages inoo his car? Isbe the one Eric Clapton referred 10in his song "Politician"? "HEY NOW BABY/STEP INTO BY BIG BLACK CAR/I JUST WANNA SHOW YOU/WHAT MY POLInCSARE". It doesn't end there. With Kennedy's reputation for woman· izing and sexual harassment, be is a fme one 10start pointing fingers. I agree with Clarence Th0- mas. His bearing was indeed a circus, and Ted Kennedy was the bead clown. Yet despite the annoying week-long omnipresence of the proceedings.that pre-empted all of our favorite television pr0- gramming, at least one good thing came out of it;, At least it kept Ted Kennedy off of the slreetSl _....._...._ ......_......-- • "I : '" .' .... ~ Ir. SaIa MaDElle Ie Alld7 PatdI " TIrU -.t.S-twlANly will be relliewiltl'. Iotat ejfonfrom Rtd HOI eltiu Ptpptrs, Blood Sligar Su M/Jgik, rtlttmd by WtJnIQBrotlrtn. TlrUwruS-,s CItoict,IO lit will ga/int ... ForIlllllY yem Red Hot Chili PeppenWsled IIan IIIIlIcIplund punt-sbll:c bind willi • large cull foDowing. Lack of llIdio play and lbe dealb of lead guitarist Hille1 Siouat biDted IbIllbeae funkslers from L.A. _ bound 10fade inlll ob9curity; however. singer Anlhony Kiedis and lbe ewr-«e:enDil:blIssist"Flea"_'ltadylll call it quits. They hired guilarist JdmFrulcialJleanddrummerChad Smidl and subseq......dy p' ..d MolIIer's Milk in 1989. This groand-lnatiDlllbam gave lbem lbe al/a!lion and popaJarity dley needed IIIsurviYe in. wcxld dominaredbyJesslllladedbutexlmlle1y COIIlIIleII:iaI binds. Aaaliona1 toor follDwecl and lbe ~" aowd pew dramalicaIly W1lil a second album was sIaled. No one could tYer have SDSJI( cled Ibat dIis foUow up album, Blood Sugar Sex .-........--.....•.-- ,..o;-~--------------.......------.... .................. Editorial i Op~in~io~n -----~!! Magik, would ftldefine lhe SlID- oflbe SOIIPby weaving in and oal cWds for modem-day punk-rock- of bI/mODieS in • magical yet a1ternalive music, and yel be schizqJbralil;pIIleIlI. Newdtumwidely-accepeal by lhe general merCbadSmidlSuppliesdlefuDky public; il bas, bowevc'I, done ex- bealslll.lSymbolizelbeesaeaceof aclly lhaL dlisblnd'smasic;wIlileflirlillgwilb CoasisliDgofseventeeasongB, drivin&beayymela1rbyl1lms. The BIoodSugatSexMaBikis.SlI'8lIIll SlIQIIgeSllinkindlischainof"funk blend of fimk, beayy mela1 and kings" is bass man "Flea," whose sixties-revival sound lbal can be -sIap-Slylerbylbmsare9Dpowerful danced, head-banged and exprs. and 9Daalive Ibat lbey lilaaIIy sively relaxed Ill. The album was knock you 01\ your buns. Flea is recorded in an abandoned ViClO- defmitdy lbe seaelspice in lbese rian "haanledhoase" which Kiedis Red Hot Chili Peppen. plII'C1JMed a few years ago. and il Blood Sugar sex Magik is exudes.SlIaIIgefeelingllOlllewhae perbapsdlemostoriginalalbumof betweenmalebondingandexlrellle lbe pIlllt few years. No one has sensitivity. Produced by die infa· beenablelllb1eDd9Dmanydiverse mous Rick Rubin (known for his Slyles of music and SliD remain conlroVersia1 work willi earlypWlk comprebmdible - bands like Failll bandsllweDasdlelllPbandGelo No Mole and Primus may lIy III Boys), dlisalbum has a conlinuous conlelld. ball1ley wiD aever reach flow III il Ibat ties aU die songs lbe level lbal die Red Hot Chili lQgelher III form a single, intense Peppers have .ltajned· The Kings emotion. Kiedis' vocals drift from of FWIk! his paleIIted "huff_puff Shaull" Grade: A ("The Power of Equality," "Suck My Kissj III • lIlIIIquil, subdued melody ("Under lhe Bridgej. Fruscianle emetges as one of die mosl original guitariSlS III hil die al_tive rock scene since lhe Edge, complimenting llIe melody had begWllll raise a family. I had "atrived." My carer was intact; my future was brighl. My life was proceeding down die palll I had planned and I fell good aboul il. Then, I became ill willi a severe viral disorder and everything began III fall apart. .Hospilalized for extended periods of time, I Wllll:hed as my carer, my family, and my plansdisintegmllld. FinaUyralizing lhaldlings could never be lhe same again, I was forced III ask how besllll spend by time while worIting and wailing III gel weD. So it was lhal I decided III come back III school. So il was lhall began III aain for. yet W1foneen fuIute. Moalimpullaiilly ,SOil was lhall found Iball was DOt alone. ImnemlJerbow frighlming il was, vealUring into llIe Coffee Shoppe, lhose lint few days of classes. So many r1lbese people seemed9DyouDg. So _yseemed 80 Iighl and~. How could I Now, for • _ objective view, here's ADdy... . WeD, Imustsay Sam was correcl about one lhing: lhe album is defmitdy divme. Lyrically rangrelare IIIlhese people? How mighl I come III feel more al home? A friend had mentioned lhe PASA office as a good place IIImeet good people and so I hesilandy venllD'ed in. II was dlere lhal my experience began IIIchange. II was lhere lhal I began III raIize lhal I was not alone as I had feared. Somethingwasdifferenlabout lhese people. Some of lhem were older, il is lIUe, bul it was somelhing much _ lhan age Ibat I was sensing. After a while, il dawned on me: whal made lhese people differenl was lballhey_ • lot like me. No, IIOl aU ollbem hadexperienc:edillnessanddledisinlegraIionof.pBmed-forcarer. Not aU of l1Ieir lIIllries _ dramatic and SJl"CllIC*, bal aD of diem had upeaieac:ed IIOIIIelhing _"aisisMwbichhad~ dlemOUlofl1leiroftenc:omfortable lives, down paths previously W1foneen. Each had elected III ,HeadJo Head: • The Red Hot Chilli Peppers workin·gtheir magik . ing from a cIemaIldforequalitysetvedwillllastJaIy ••1IIiaca (''The Power of Equalilyj lO ding. IIlI. N.W.A.-esque taW selllla1ity ("Sit Sevent of Ihe ... Psycho sexyj IIIscrewed·uprela· I1II1IbleoniJItermiIIlIl,.' -- liooships ("I Could Have Liedj I wou\d lhink ..... :.,. .... and musically ranging from funky nexl begun, a aew 1fIIa""It rock(''NakedIndleRainjIllJane's songwouldbleak_ 'nil. It Addiction "Classic Gitl"-Slyle. obviouslypl'e8Clllllil\it"lir": melody ("Braking lhe Girl") lO Sexy," whicb m ...... iIr near-heavy mela1 power ("Rigb- strong eighaaad .. W. I leOUS .t die Wicked"). Iflhere i.' The album ia far 1llO",-= one saving grace for lhis album, II leeR songs aveIIIiII .... is ill diversity. half minUleS ea)1D1IaId1k I Aside from lhis diversity, and leIltioa r1 illu.... .. afewgenuinely1ikablesongs(''The Kiedis' 1Ioca1a 1 ~ PowerofEquality,M"Brealcinglhe lIOlaetual1yfairly Rlai Girl," "Suck My Kiss," "Give II definitely oaer1 IIIp . Away,"and"NakedIn lheRainj, lheinduslrylOday,bIl_.., lhere is IIOl a whole lot aboullhis 9Dmucbyoac:adowilll ...... album lhalI find enjoyable. onealbum~ The general9OW1d r1lhe bond drone on inIo irA;' I ).'l\ii is, aOOve aU else, very dislinc:tive. exacl1ywbal...... 'jol!lJli When itis applied in cerlain ways. Supsex MaP. w,... asinSOllgs like "Braking lheGirI" rIease lbe au- it hIO •• and "Naked In lheRain," andla1ten herenll*lJ, ........ in moderation. lhis SOUIId can be lhon UJlboIcJty. very enjoyable. However, when il GIlIde: C. is not, il can be cxlmRdy cbaolic, fairly IIlClIIOlODOUJ, and jUSlIlOl aU lhal great IIIIislen Ill. Effectively, Ifmd a SlelIdy diel of Blood SUgBI sex MagiIc aboul as appetizing as 1asl Tuesday's liver and onions, Do",1 misllItJtI ... _s. twI Andy mil'" tICIIItil7/IP" lilt ItCOM Uw .,. lilt SmillltrMti ... BlowUp. 'pASAPipe~ You are not alone: PASA offers support and encouragement AlanR.Cook Special to the Ranaer II might be ttice if everyone's story eaded widl a simple .....and lheylivedhappilyevetafter." Forwnately or W1fortunalely, life seldom wa'ks 0111 lilce this. Crises occur; roadblocks emetge, chang- . ing die course of life's journey. Often, lhings do IlOl work 0Ul as planned and we are forced III consider, agsin,jUSl where we WlDIIll go andwhy. AIsuch times, weean feel afiaid and alone. Sometimes, we are f~ eaough III meet olhers in similar sitJwlims The slrugglemayllOlbeanyeasierlhen, bal we 1aJow we are DOt alone. When we 1aJow we are DOt alone, we need IICllbe _ 9Dafraid. I dIoaa1It Ihad saeeeasfuIly and 6naUy _pIiIIIed lbe .. of puaiDg my life OIIlbe lIlICk of wbich Ihad daeamed. Ihad two depees, IdIdaJli'" and JIIIdaare. I_. CIIIIalDed minislcr. I .leave die more ttaditionallifeSlyle lhaldley were used III and come back III school III begin on a new palh. Each was a "non-lraditiona1" slUden!, DOl because of lheit age and experience alone, bUl because each had elected III leave lhe ttaditional palllways diclaled by sociely and walk new palhs, umried and oflell a lillie bil frightening. So il was lhal I came IIIrealize lhallwasllOlalone.lwasllOlalone in leaving a Iraditiona1lifeSlyleand coming back IIIschool. I was not alone in lIying Illadjusllllanabnosphere USually reserved for lhe ~g. Iwas not alone in experieac~ • aisis lhal called for a ~ revaluation of values and dirclJOll. Iwas lIOlalone in selling oflon. . . ~w jOIII'Rey,01\ palhways unfamiliar and W1foreseen. I was DOt alone, and because I waSnot alone, I could be, al1easl a Iiale less aIiaid. ' 11 is r.Iiom....... lhi -J. S new journey. It is DOl C8IJ " bill again, JUSl when I dilJDIIIIllII ..atrived." II is DOllllSJ""'~ excel in class wIlile ClJIIiaI III symptoms ofilInesL llis .. lIIY beginning down • - JII* JII when dleoldpalh- .... - fonable. Il'sa lillie tess difficult llIough, 1alowing IbalIID 11M alone. My friendwasright d1epAl! offICe is • good ptace IJ_JllII people. Il'saptacelO-~ who 1alow 1OIIIelbiDI-- II'S a good ptace III=::: who1alow somedIiII offonanewpalb..· •• ~ IIIrealize you are ...... good place 10 bec:lIJI8j11ulll bulless afraid. To all lboIe ill rASA .. have made me fed1cll~ heanfdldJanks. TolII _ tional SlUdeRlS wbolllJY 110 juslalill\eafllid:SIllPbJ~ lbal you ate DOt'" • • . Older 31,1991 - Feature Tradition of Halloween rooted in the past by BriaD Malsell Feature Writer Didyou know !bat when you ceIcbnIIe Halloween, you're folI Jowingscmcveryancientcustoms? I' 'lbeSe come from religious beliefs IS well as Druid and Celtics pracIiceL Irish immigrants had much to do with the popu1arizaIion of the boIiday. They introduced Halloween III the United States, Canada, lIId Great Britain during the last bI1fofthe nineteenth century. Frustrated ghosts were suppoeed to play tricks on human beings and cause supernatulll1 happenings. To frighten these evil spirits, people would build great boolires IIIpay homage to the sunPJ~gged in! Oscarbait By Timothy E.Kretschmann Feature Writer Enough already! The film indusIry is in a narrow two dimensicaal thought pattern that never fai1s IIIirritate. Either they make a movie for the sole purpose ofmaking money, oc they make a film for lhesolereasonofwinninganAcademyAward. The latterseems to be so blalant as of late !bat it has actual1yangered me. Though the Academy Awards bu loosened up considerably with - Oscar nominations aetually going locomedies and horror films every once in a while, they still have an Bftinity towards always giving the awlld to a certain sort of film, "Oscarbait" is the term Iuse for films !bat seem to be made and released just to get the Oscars. "Oscarbait" movies usually get lbeit awards by sympathy and senlimcnla1ity. Here's how to identify diem: I. "Oscarbait" movies use a physically or mentally challenged character as the protagonist. '!bough these stories are moving and should be told, these movies aIao tend to target a teary-eyed Bympalhyof the audience as weD. The idea is for the movie to get IkJme of these sympathy votes- !bus the tenn: "sentimental favorire." It should be noted !bat these II'e difficUlt parts to play, but a cIisIropomonate number of these ~es have gollen Oscar nomina· lions. This list includes: "Rain Man.""My Left Foot, and "Awakgod and in return, receiveprotec_ tion. Beliefs of Sambain, the Irish word for this celebration, and the so-called "SP4it of Halloween," began to linger far and wide. On Halloween night, people would dress up in terrifying and bizarre costumes in hope of eluding evil spirits. Among the hundreds of legends in existence, the best known is the legend of Irish Jack,known to us simply as Jack-o'-Lantern. Legend has it, that Jack was a stingy, drunken, Irishman. Once, Jack got the devil to climb a tree, butpreventeditincomingdownby marking a cross on the tree. Then he made a pact with the devil, insuring that the devil could never enings," Mark my words: "Regarding Henry" will be an Oscar nomination for Harrison Focd. 2. "Oscarbait" films tend to be dramas. They steer clear of comedies and action movies because they tend not to be nominated. 3. "Oscarbait" films have fairly well known actors and actresses with good reputations. Frequent stars of this sort of movie include Dustin Hoffman, Meryl Streep, Dustin Hoffman, Marlon Branda, Dustin Hoffman, Glenn Close, Dustin Hoffman, AlPacino, Dustin Hoffman, Jack Nicholsen and Dustin Hoffman. 4. "Oscarbait" films always have take his soul. When Jack died, he was rejected from Heavenfor his greedy behavior. So, needing somewhere to go, he went to the devil However, the devil kept its promise, damming_ Jack to roam the earth. But before foroing Jack on his way, the devil threw a piece of coal from theftres ofHeD at him. ,Jack, who was e8tmg at the time, swallowed the coal accidently. Searching for a home, he fmally found a pulpy, round fruit- a pumpkin. To scare away evil spirits, families would place Jack-O' -Lanterns in front of the doors on Halloween; the spirits didn'twant anything to do with Jack or his fate. When those hordes of goblins, a weepy ending. Even if a happy ending is possible, the slid ending wiDbechosen.ltmaybeuplifting, . it is invariably the type of flick people walk out of the theater with a hanky up to the comers of their eyes. At the next Academy Award presentation, check and see which of the ffimsnominatedfIU theabove criteria. Never bet against the ones that do, because they usually win. It's tradition at this point-s-kind of like nominating atleastone film as "BEST Fll.M" thlll no one ever heard of before and requires reading subtitles. That's enough for this time; stay plugged in. Student Organizations Council cocdially invites you to attend the UW • Parkside !J{o{U[ay 1orma{ tLJanc~ , SatUTtfay,9{pvemDer 23,1991 iJ P.!M. until 1 j(,!M. !Musk 6y MI>l 'Entertainment 6y !MemDers of parKiitfe:S Cfwrale 'EnsemDCe :J-fors Ifoeuvres & Casn '!Jar TICkets on sale at the Information Desk $10 for students,$15 for non-students ADc~ntHaDoweencbAoms witches, and monsters appear at tricks and treats, consider !he tradiyour door step today in search of lion !bat they are celebrating. 1M ~ lingin' modi/fill dub of II kind In 11]00 mila ~-~ 2 Day Grand Opening Friday, November 1 Costume Party Raffles and cash prizes for best costume Saturdily, November 2 Back 40 Band SO's, 60's &: Country Open Tuesday - Saturday 3 pm-close 1146 Sheridan Road • 552-9159 WITH THE OPENING UP Of EASTEIN EUiOPE AND THE IMMINENCE OF THE SINGLE EUROPEAN IIAJU<ET IN 199~ 11lEIE HAS NrnJl BEEN A BEmIl11llE TO SnJOy FOR AN MIlA IN EUIOI'EMANCHEmR BUSIl'.'ESSsmool was the first British instimticn [0 offer an MBA. The two-year course is renowned as one of the best in Europe, its graduates reaching the highesmanagerial positions all over the world. Students from over 30 different countries are anraoed by lhe SChool's repuuuon for a pracrcal, projectbased approach and an emphasis on international business. "the Manchester MBA Program is outstanding" FORD OF EUROPE "In the first rank Internationa1ly" 11IE ECONOMIST Come along to ulk informally to one of !.he School'S represenulives at any time between 5.00pm and J.OOpm at ROOM OARK 2, CONFERENCE CENIEIl1, THE P.IL\IEIl HOUSE HOTEl, 11 FAST MONROE STREET, ODCAGO. Wednftday 6th November, S.OOpm-1.00pm or conlact The Admissions Officer, MBA Office. Manchester Business School. 600lh Street We •. MIS 6PB. England. Telephone England 61-215-6) 11. Fax, 61-2JJ- 7732. MANCHESTER BUSINESS SCHOOL Excellence Through Experience Campus Police Reports .'.,. Campus Police Reports Campus police Reports Campus Police Reports 0d0lIer lI,1991 Suspicious Cimws!aIIcH (9:49 un.) • A SIIff mcmbee IqJOillld some JlIIlCIWOIk was found in an ImIdillet1Dioa. PIIperwoIt;: was IaIMMCI fian anoibe.r IIQ wilIInot audIorizIIioa. Invesriprion peoding. Locale Ailempt(I2:44 p.m.). Of· ficer 10caIIld a Student and dclivem! a family medical emCl'gei1Cy IIlCSSII&l'- 0d0lIer 19, 1991 Noo-Oiminal Damage To ProptIty/State PiqJeity (11:29 p.m.) - ASlUdentadt1eleIll:CillmtaUybrolre a window d a fleet van wIIi1e011 a lrip oIf-ampus. Loss estimate of $75.00+. 0ct0Mr 20, 1991 State Property Theft (4:12 p.m.) - A key was removed from Custodial key ring. It was 1aIec found thatamotha'SlIffmemberi'CiDOWd the key 1DI forgot 10RlIn it. 0d0lIer 21, 1991 CrimiDal Damage To Plopetty/ State Property (12:56 a.m.). Offi· cer found SOiiICOiiC had pouRd tomatojuiceonclassroomdoalalobs and lockers in Communication Ans. No damage estimate except clean-up costs. October 22, 1991 Facility Repair/Non-Emergency . (1:50 a.m.)- A S1aff membee acci· dentally Dipped an a1arm swilCh in G.-.quist elevaror. Evidently, swill:h malfunctioned, as it would not si1ence aIami. PIIysica1 Plant notified. LostPiqJeity (8:13 Lm.)· A slllff membee found a men's walCh ina reslroOm of Molinaro. CampuS police received itfor safekeeping. 1iaffic Accident (12:04 p.m.) • A student reported a c:ollisiOil with another student's vehicle in IIIe Union Lot. Modeiate damage. FalseFireA1arm (9:18p.m.) - The fue a1arm in building 2 of residence hall was activated. No smoke, fire found. Undetennined reason for a1arm, Suspicious Pmon (9:37 p.m.) • A student reported that lID unidentified male has been walChing her while she studies in WILe. Although he was gone when officer arrived, student was advised 10call campus policed she sees him again. Description is on fIle. TraffIC Accident (11:48 p.m.) • A student reported a vehicle in the dill:h near residence hall. No damage 10vehicle and lOWtruck called, per owner's request, 10 remove it from the dill:h. Traffic ViolatiOil (11:54 p.m.) - A student was seen by an offic:er1O be operating his vehicle recklessly in !be housing 10L Student bad been drinking alcoholic beverages and officer assisted him in flDding aItemale~lOhisoffcampus home. OCtober 23, 1991 Traffic Accident (3:42 a.m.) • An unknown vehicle struck a traffic signpost on Outerloop at CTH G. Off1CCl' straightened post, Facility Repair/Emergency (9:43 a.m.) - The Greenquist elevator wasmaJfunctioning. PIIysicalPlant notifted. Traffic Accident (6:41 p.m.) - Two student's vehicles collided in the Communication Arts 101, Investigation pending. OCtober 24, 1991 Traffic Violation (2:20 a.m.) - An individual, who had no university affiliation, failed 10 stop his vehicle at the slOp sign on CTH G ant CTH E. He had been drinking alcoholic beverages and responsible party called to pick him up. FireDri1l (10:32a.m.) - A fire drill was conducted. Some problems with resetting thealarm systemand Physical Plant notified. Wonhless OJeck (12:25 p.m.) • Campus police sent a notice and demand flI payment 10 a student because of a worthless check issued 10 them. Locate Auempt (1:20 p.m.) - Officer 10caIed student anddelivered a family medical emergency message. .Locate Attempt - Same as above. Traffic Accident(2:IOp.m.)· Two student's vehicles collided in the Union Lot Minimal damage. Chaptec 18 ViolationlSolicitalion (2:37 p.m.) - A SIlIff member reponed that 00 previous day, sbe ordered some art prints using her credit card, from an individual who was selling them in the Union. She was now concerned because she learned the sales were not authorized by !beUDivcnitJ • ......,. lion pending. -''''''11- Suspicious Penon (10:25 P Offrcer fOlllld aperq, JIl.) • university affilialioD,d~~ car parked in !beEutu.. '. ~~:=:u~ ~termine idenlity and~ hIS presence. Subject .. w..... ofpossible ernotionaI~ He has 110 driou'sliclease 10 hicle left in East Lot lad~ transported inoo KcnoIha,.lIf. ficers delenniDed 1Ie __ ... to himself or COIiIIIIlIIitJ, OCtober 25, 1991 F~ Fire A1lnt (1:20 .... } A Fare Alarm pun SlaaiaI Wl!1lIivated in Greeoquia Hall II,.. known person(s). No ....... found. Suspicious Persons (2:00 p.m.} Department recei\'ed a CCIIIIPait of 2 juveniles ridiDg dllirlicJdra in Communicalion Artslol. 00l:. ers located !be juvadJes .. IIquested that they leave d1eCllllpl! and not return un1eIa dIey IiII proper reason to be llRIIIILJuve. niles complied October 26, 1991 False Fire Alarm (2:S2a.m.)-0lIi· cerrespondedlOtheRllsidlila1iaD reference a fue alarm. 1IneiIip. lion revealed IIIe aJann WI! * unable to determine wllo WIImsponsible for activatiDg d1e1lllllL Disorderly Conduct (11:4S}-0lIi· cer assigned 10 monilllr a CIIlII country event ioterVliled lIllIr I team member physil:allyplilMdt "Meet Director". Noiojly,.· lei will be handled by doaI .. thorilies. OCtober 27, 1991 Attempted Theft (6:00)- 5tlidcnl Building Manager atdIo_ Union reported an IIlleDJI*'dCIIIIIY to a video game intheRBCQIIlIl· The Coin boxes were stiIland nothing appears miaIiDI boW' ever. the rear panel ofdle-~ was damaged. EstimaICof. $400.00. SectionB University of Wisconsin- Parkside Section B By HOLLY ERICKSON ' Sports Writer The men's and women'scross COURtly reams wrapped up their regular season at the UW-<>shkosh Open meet last Friday. This meet proved successful for the Lady Rangezsas they dominated IheflCld by captwing fmt place. Although this was a low-key meet, the ream had sixmembers receive theirpersonal best limes of the year Coach Mike DeWitt was pleased with theii-perfonnanceand said that, "My main objeclive was to have them run slrong, positive IllCCS" which was accomplished by just about everyone." The unfavorable weather was a consideration in the lady's performance. With some standing ~ water and a light wind, the condi- d! lions were less than perfect. 1 Leading Ranger Kelly Watson E commented on the weather condi- '" lions. "The fina1straightaway was • waterlogged, and my arms light- .. l.:---:::---:---:--:----:----=:::::-=-:--:---,-J ered up due to the cold weather." Jenny Gross Led the pack at UW-oshkosh, Friday's temperature reached a The men's cross COURtly ream also competed at cbilly 4S degrees, which isconsid- Oshkosh. Although this was not a scoring meet, the erably cold for a three mile or five Rangers had their own, Kirt Miller woo the IllCe widl milelllCe. atimeof2S.43. Following Miller was Pat KocbansJ<j Although Tricia Breu was un- (fourth place), Steve Rocha (fifth place), and Pat able to compete me to utness: the Kullman (eiahdl place). , individual scores _ very im- - Unlike the Lady Rangers, the men will not compressive. The top fourrumcrs fin- pete at Regiona1l. Coach Lucian Rosa does not want isbed lint duougb fourth place re- them to run three weeks c:oaseculivdy. They will spectively. which ellBbled the competeatNAIARegionalsbeldatSIUEdwardsville. Rangers to dominate the running one week from 511un1ay. Coach Rosa's team issmall, field. and he does not have the luxury to IqIIIllIe the team Jenny Gross woo dlelllCewith intoan"A"IIId"B"squad. Hewil1 bavethem rest far -::=====c{:"'=::::=====~a~W1MIII~'~' !!g.!!li!!!me~lof 18.16. Follow- their upcoming Championship Seuoo. r- ing Gross was • 1 Ann Stokman Netters WIn two, ose (second place). Ke~ly Watson two as up and down (third place), Maggie Pagan t· (founb place). season con InUeS and Renee Weiderbold(fifth place). The Lady Rangers prepare for their Championshipseasotl which hegins with the NAJA Districts held at Ri ver 60 80 100 ........ 040 FaDs, S_-y. t.... -=•..:",:.:s.:.18de-...-----...-J November 2nd. - PORTS THURSDAY OCI'OBER 31, 1991 Gross, Miller lead attacks <':1:;- ?; aTrACK The Packers' w~n game of the season and our Beat reporters are looking for it halffrom the boys from Green SERIES The Minnesota" lbeAtlantaBraves ingame seven, 1991 World Series Title. Len· a look back at whatnnght be Odd Series ever. B4, . Prime TIme Participation .1d111as IeCI1ovu 200 SlUdcalS particiapete in seven inll8DlUIII IClhltieo: Here's a grapbicalloolt at the top five events. FlAG FOOTIlAU. I WAT[R AfIlOBICS ~ ~ By TED MdNTYRE Sports EdItor Half good, half not as good was the story for the UW-P8Jtsjde Ranger Volleyball team as it won two games while also losing as many in playing three matches at the Madonna University Invilational Saturdayand bealing Elmhurst College Tuesday. The Tournament at Madonna began early SalUrday morning when the Rangers lost to Huntington o see Volleyball, B 2 20 Rangers tie at Lewis, playoff bid uncertain By DAVID DeBISH Sports Writer The UW-Parkside soccer team's hope for a play-off bid dwindled asIhe Rangers liedLewis University 0-0. This moves the Rangers record 10 12-2-1. Every game from here to the end is crucial ifthe Rangers are to CClIItinue into the off-9CBSOI1. "We had Lewis up against the ropes, but couldn't deliver the knock-out punch." said Coach Kilps. The Rangers played a very dominating "game in the most demanding condilions that they've had 10 face an year. The field was tom up, bumpy, and IIllIrOW while the sidesofthesoccerfieldslopped down, which made the ball iml'O'- sible 10 keep in play. Ifthe field condilions waen't bad enough, the weather helped by causing a steady gale to be blown from one goal tothe other. Finally, before the second overtime could be played die pme was called 011 account of dlDness. In the first bal,f UW-Pllbide SlaItcd against the windandplayed widI the objective 10keqI die ball on the ground and oul of the blICkfield, but by die second half die Rangers opened up their offensive game by laking the baD to See SOCCER B4 ,/ ChrII MalJer wu _ to 1be AD· T_T ......-..ta..S-· day _~giJIeriq 3tkillJ, 8..moe_ and 32 dial ill......mau:ileI. Moher_ ... at few briahl oporu for 1beRqen, u !bey .... t-2 0II1he day. - INTRAMURA.L CORNER Flag Football TIle regular season ended pn:malWdy due to inclement weatber and the p1ayolfteams have been set. On Wednesday. TIle Cosmic Waniprs played Grapplers n and Rage For Order batIIed Grapplers Iin semi-final contests to detennlne the finalists for the flag Football Ownpionsblp. TIle HeismaII/iCoch Award bas been narrowed down to seven competitors. Here's a looIt at their final regular season numbers: Scott Wasley· Grapplers I(14 TDPasses 6 Scored 61nts) Lance SchmItt· Grapplers I (lOTD's Scored in 5 games) nm Bezotte - Grapplers n(9 1'O's Scored 2 TD Passes) Daft Lovy • Grapplers n (I lTD Passes, 6 Scored) TvmKurkoJr- WreddDgCrew(l1 TD's ,4 TDPassesin4 gm) Bob BrWm ...... • COIIIIk: Warriors (14 TD Passes, 4 Scored) Dan CCmIII· PSE (12 TD Passes, 3 TD's Scored in 5 games) Basketball TIle Boyz beat Stay Ugly 5346 on Tuesday to move their seasoo reconI to 5-0 on the season. Joe Vanderbolf netted 16 poinIs for the Boyz, including four trlfectas. The Boyz have a one game lead In the West. IDtheEast,Hollywoodstayedunbeatenwltha76-59v1ctory over the Fuzzy OnIons. 10e BlOwn netted 28 for Hollywood whlIe Tom Kurtoff pul in 26 for the Onions. Co-Ed Volleyball TIle Slammers defeated the Splkers on Tuesday15-13, lOIS. 15-3. to move their season record to 4-0. TIle loss dropped the SpIkers to ().4 on the season. Aerobic Exercize Come join the fun. Floor Aerobics meets Monday through 1bursday at4:45 to 5:45 and Water Aerobics meets Monday and Wednesday at 4:45 to 5:45. Everyone Is sti1l welcome. For more UIfo17lllJtiofl call 595-2267 or 595-2287 MmaIl contiDued from Bl CoJ1ege 15-10, 15-9, 15-8. The IIIlIll:bfeallJm1lbree games whicb c:ouId have gone cilberway but die Ranjas lost key poiDls and ended upbeingdefealcdinSlrBigbtgames. "Wed bad a bard time waking up Saturday Morning," said Ranger ClllICb Lynn Theebs of the early morning 1IIlIll:b. For die Rangas, setter Cindi Maier leddle8llllct with 18assisls. The Rangers lost the game with a lack ofpowcr 8lllIct as they com· bined f<I' just 211tills tbrougbout tbcmaldl. After die lelIIII lOOk a 1mIIt and got a waite upcall, they faced tbe University of Minnesota Dearborn and got their only win of tbc toumamentln typical Ranger fashion. Most of the Rangers wins this season have been on close games and dleDearbomm8lcll was no exceptioo. They came out on top after a marathon five game, 16- 14, 18-20, 5-15, 19-17, 15-8 in wbatjustmayhavebeenlbeRanges most exciling mBlcltoftbc season. . The Rangers were down two games 10me and while they have folded often Ibis season in similar ~ Packers prevail; Badgers still searchini I By KEVIN LAZARSKI & BILL OHM wtsconsIn Beat Green Bay completed a seasonsweepofTampaBay witha27- o shutout on Sunday at Tampa, Florida. It was Green Bay's first shUlOUlsince 1985. The Pack have dominaIed the Bucs for seven years. The Packer defense caused eigbt Tampa turnovers while com· piling six sacks apinst their quarterbBcIts. TheoffenseconlinuedlO sbowsignsofimprovementasDon Majcowslti threw for 223 yards. The win was a much needed one for Packer Coach Lindy Infante in tbc midst of job security rumOJ"ll. UPNEXT: ThePackerslravel to the Big Apple 10 take on tbc IIUI]lrisingNewYorkJets. TheJets bad an extra weeltlOpcql8I'e fortbc streaking Pack. The Jets rely on tbcirrunninggame,butdleyhaven't played against such a powerful run defense as the Packers. Hey Paclcer faithful, as we stated last wee1c, we can still go IG6. FINAL: Green Bay 24N.Y. 13. The Wisconsin Badgers proved that experience is an im· por18Dl faclOr in tbe difference between winning nnd losing. The Badgers were leading 2O-Oearlyin tbc fourth quarter, but cosdy tum· overs and IacIt of execution cost die Badgers their rlISt Big Ten vic· tory as tbcy let Indiana escape Madison with a 28-20 win. UP NEXT: The Badgers invade tbc land of the FJ.B. 's as dley play tbc struggling llJinois Fighting Dlini. D1inois is riding a two game losing streak. You know John "Macltovilt's" team is really Bears win Dig game on the Bayou By BOB BAROWSKI DOnoisBeat The Bears rallied 10 a 20-17 upset victory over the previously IDlbeaten New 0r1eans sainlS. Quarterback Jim Harbaugh wasunderconstantpressureall day and was only 5 of 22 for 61 yards and 2 intmeptions. However be led tbc Bears to a S2 yard c1uu:h drivecappedoffbyal2yardtoucb· down caICh by Tom Waddle with 54 seconds remaining. Statistically die saints dominated die game offensively but die Bearsdidn 't quitand woo on tough defCD8CandgulS. TheBearsproved tbal tbcy could play with and beat tbc best. Up next for die Monsters of tbc Midway are tbc Detroit Lions, led by DaIry Sanders. Both teams have 6-2 records and are tied a lOp situations, they were able 10make a minIculaus come from behind vic:1llry. The Rangers survived througb injury as outside hitter Vield Kozich suffered an anlde injury whicb putberoutforthe rest of the matcb. Then the Rangers pu1led together however as team playearnedtbem thevietory. While a lack of offense was die problem in game me for the Rangers, their offensiveprowisewas Dearbom's problem, .Chris Maher and Vicki Pundsack continue 10 tear up tbe courts widt 19and 18 digs respec. tively, eacb also bad four service aces. Maier was fantastic defentbc Central Division. L4:d for the Bears 10 utilize the no huddle offense this week 10 improve their scoring oulpUL The Bears are at home and are 5 point favorites. This game will determine iftbc Lions are contend· ersorpreteDders for tbe Bears Central Division Throne. Northwestern surprised llJi· nois 17-11 for a Sbmning h0mecoming victory Salwday. This marked die Wildcats first Big Ten win of the season and bnlgging rights in the stale of Dlinais. The . Dlini, who were favored by 21 points, are definitely ItnocIted out of Rose Bowl contention. After die game tbe elated sellout crowd stormed the field and tore down tbc goalposts. North· western will trY to put a two game winning streak togelber when dley IravellO Michigan Stale. sively as she tallied nn incredible 27digsIn thefivegames. Pundsack wasclosebebindwith 18and Maier added21. Maieralsobad31. MWe played IOIIgh!" Said Tbeehs. . On an emotional high after tbeir win, the Rangers suffered a letdown right from tbe startagalnst host Madonna college in theirfmal game of tbe toumamentlosing 5- 15,2-15,15-7.3-15. UW.Parkside could do nothing right in tbe four game loss as they combined for just321tills in four games. Maher bad six Itills and three aces. Aldtough the day was not successful for tbe Rangers as a D1iIiois wID repqt .. 1IlI Wisconsin 00 Satmday. HoIdoulgoa ...... 1ldIIellIII signed • two year CCIIIIIl:t •• estimated $1.8 ~ plays 10"''''_ tbc B1acthawIts III 11M die 1l1li m:ordinaU ofHoc:by ClIII:NIII BelfourmayplaY."'·1D day_tbc ......... Fridayni&btdleWcaldOlRpion Chica&O Balli will.*" quest 10repeIlfor.....,rw. ntle. I'riorllldlelr.-wlIbMdelphia IbeBalllwiII necMdIri chalnpiolBbip ...... WGld Championship .-dlll" veiled in front rl • fICItIIic l1li eppreciaIive Oalca&o erow4 SaIunIay ni&bt Ibe II1I1Iwill bring their shoW IlIIbe ., Cenl« 10face dleBacbIa.eall Centtal Division ciMIL - team, one of their adJ\eleShigh paise • CbriI MIblt .. named 10dleall-iDi"-- TbatfoUowlngTueldaY,dIe\lJll' ers headed up 10EJmbarstCdllil and woo In a tbriIling five JIPII mall:b 12-15, 15-S, 5-15,I~I~ 15-12. This mBldI was -- because tbe f1ftbgame WI! ~ in 'rally' form with • JlOin! bciIi awarded farevery side~~ ofbeingawardedooserviDS~ The Rangen pIaylId P. . fensively Ibis maIl:It as ~ had 211tills and Mab« 14. Next tbc RangerS aavellII9: LouisU.fortbcSLI,()UiI~' ... . ....... W 5 5 ()IiIlC Wildon 5 .,..ar0ldcr 3 I1IlJlbl .. .., Qew 2 PSIl 2 __ 8uIII:h 1 UII-- 1 Pet 0.833 -_ 0.833 0.833 0.500 2.0 0.333 3.0 0.333 3.0 0.167 4.0 0.167 4.0 PF PA 208 77 166 90 150 71 84 106 139 141 104 145 71 165 32 159 WI' , ,...,....... Playoffa·Sem!J1luIII01JO ."W '1.. Cmr33 3:OOOropplenlvLRapForOrdor .. ,.,QIIIr 13lady Blllldt6 4:00 Ortpplen nVI. Cos. Woniors m.O·.p!oasbJp lV04 3:]OW"_GIlIIe.1 VI. W"IlIIlefCltmeon Leacue Leaders. Final ~.". T~,"""".p_ I. r.w we 11 I. Brielmaicr cw 14 2. ..... or 10 I. Weu1ey 01 14 1'- 011 9 3. Coveui PSE 12 4. I.tIJ 011 6 4. Lavy on 11 1"'" or 6 S. AnI. BB 6 4. MlIII C9I S 6. ICoehIer we 6 7. NaIll C9I S 7. KawcynU;i JtR) 4 l a" , C9I 4 8. Kuztolf we 4 9.... or 4 9. ADbold we 3..--- 10. .--- or 4 10. 4 olben at -2 ILl ' Alta PSE 4 12. ..... BB 4 t_qtioIV 13. .. 011 4 I. Wessley OI 6 14, IWlFI PSE 4 2- Brockman on 5 11 ...... we 4 3. Switzer BB 3 EAmRN DIVISION ram WL Pet. GB PF PA 1IoII7WOI!d 5 0 1.000 344 307 ~ Ilo7l from Biscayne 2 1 0.667 1.5 198 179 ~0aI0as 1 3 0.250 3.5 264 270 1facboP1us 1 3 0.250 3.5 216 232 :lIugiDa AnndJlos 1 3 0.250 3.5 183 217 WESTERN DMSION r. WL Pet, GB PF PA !belloyz 5 0 1.000 338 209 -lICIt Hustlers 3 1 0.750 1.5 246 210 'JyGuys ,2 2 0.500 1.5 225 213 VcBlId 2 2 0.500 2.5 191 228 la7Ul1y 1 4 0.200 2.5 287 319 Jowy1oes 0 4 0.000 4.5 137 245 ,...., ltt24I9l Resulta Tuesday IlW29t'91Results Slay U&1Y63 We Bad 42 The Boyz S3 Stay Ugly 46 IIIJa:t Huden 93 Sloppy Joes 31 Hollywood 76 Fuzzy Onions S9 11IeIIoyz8s Fly Guys 3S New Jack Hustlen 64 Fry Guys S7 Mocl1o Plus 49 Chg. Armadillos 39 We Bad 43 Sloppy Jues 3g '1brada, 10t'3l1tl ScbeduIe Thursday llI07/l11 Schedule 'IX:6gJ Fly Guys VI. We Bad 7:00c New Jack Hust vs Stay Ugly 7 Bidllo)s '". Chg. Annadillol 7:00 Bad Boys vs. Macho Plus ~ U&1YVI. Sloppy Jues . g:ooc The Bozy VI. y.'e Bad Onions VI. Macho Plus 8:00 Hollywood vs. Chg. Annadillos ~11Ie1loyz VI New Jack Hustlen (NOTE: Due 10 a priorcommiunent of the Physical Education '110 games are scheduled for Tuesday. 11/05. - - .. . SCOREBOARD 1tANGD NBWSSPOJtTS,Page B3 SO( ( I· II NCAA Division n Soccer Rankings 81or 10122/91 Seattle PacIfic 12-2'{) FloridaTechlnst. 12-1-1 Missouri SL Louis 13'{)'2 Keene SL 13-1-1 Tampa 12-3.{) Southern CoM SL 11-1-2 Franklin Pierce 12-1-1 SollOlDa SL 9-2-2 Oakland 9-4-2 USC-5pananburg 13.2.{) UW-Partside 12-2-1 San Luis Obispo , 9-3-3 Bridgeport 8-3-2 N. MIssouri SL 6-5-1 SanBemadlne 12-2-1 lndi¥idual &: Team Ranklnp NCAA D1Yis1oa n lndi¥iduaJ Statistics Scoring: Tom Czop'16 AssIsts: Ron Knestriet '3 Goal Keeping: Joel Meadow IS Team Statistics Scoring: UW-Parkside'3 Defense: UW-Partside f2 1\1 \ 01 I.i ,1\ \1 I. Team Slammers OofDahs Aces Spikers W L 4 0 2 1 1 2 o 4 Tuesday 10129 Results Slammers d. Spikers 15-13, la.ls, 15-3 Thursday 10131 Schedule Oof Dabs vs. Aces Thursday 11107 Schedule Spikers vs. Aces Tuesday 11/12 Schedule Oof Dabs vs, Slammers Thursday 11/14 Schedule Spikers vs. Slammers TuesdayI1119~~ . O<)f Dabs vs, Aces HlIORMAlm. .': urgest LiblarY at In1atma1ioft in u.s. . If.17I 1f11<C3 , AlUlJlJECTS : ()rdefcmaog ToaayWllII 'Mal Me 01COD ~ 800·351:0222 . • Or rusnS2.001.:1I rthlalormllloa . ;1'3221-"'" _A: _. CA~ \ OJ J nil \1.1. UW·Parkside VoUeybalISeason Statistics 28 Matches Played 12 Wins, 16 Losses Name MP K E Atk%A BS 00 Strobl 24 2 4 .2SO 2 0 51 Vandenlangen .26 3 7 .143 10 0 75 Drzewiecki 28 193 64 .111 20 14 165 Hughes, S. 14 19 12 .111 5 6 8 Gross 28 9 6 .118 116 1 176 Parter 18 0 1 .333 42 1 4 Maher,C 28 221 74 .204 21 13 231 l'undsack, V 28 230 98 .128 22 11 255 Hohmann, T 19 55 40 .008 2 7 207 Maier,C 27 109 39 .230 470 3 140 Dilloo.K 28 183 89 :J.29 9 60 74 Kozich, V 23 83 32 .224 3 26 18 Totals 28 1105 484 ,162 740 147 1377 Huntington Madonna 10126191at Madonna 10126191at Madonna Hunlington3. UW·PaItside 0 Madonna 3. UW·Partside 1 15·10. 15-9. 15-8 5-15.2-15.15-7,3-15 NAME K AS 00 BL NAME K AS 00 BL Strobl 0 0 0 3 Strobl 0 0 2 0 Vandenl'brg 0 1 0 0 Vandenl'brg 1 0 0 0 Drzewiecki 9 0 0 1 DrzewIecki 26 0 6 0 Hughes 0 0 0 8 Hughes 4 0 2 0 Gross 0 0 0 4 Gross 0 0 2 0 Parter 0 0 0 0 Parter 0 0 0 0 Maher 3 1 0 3 Maher 6 3 0 1 Pundsack 7 1 0 6 Pundsack 10 2 2 0 Hohmann 0 0 0 0 Hohmann 0 0 0 0 Maier 1 0 0 5 Maier 3 2 2 0 Dilloo 4 0 0 0 Dilloo 3 0 1 0 Kozich 6 2 0 0 Kozich 0 '0 0 0 Totals 30 5 0 5 Totals S3 7 17 1 Elmhurst U,otDeerborn 10130191 at Elmhurst 10126191at MadoMa Deerborn 2, UW-Parkside 3 16-14,20-18,5·15, 19·17, 15·8 Elmhurs12, UW -Paltside 3 12-15,15-5,5-15,15·10,15-12 NAME K AS BL BS NAME K AS00 BL Strobl 0 1 0 3 Strobl 0 0 3 0 Vandenl'brg 0 0 0 0 Vandenl'brg 0 0 4 0 Drzewiecki 14 1 1 21 Drzewiecki 7 0 12 2 Hughes 5 2 2 5 Hughes 2 2 11 1 Gross 0 5 0 26 Gross 0 0 4 0 Parter 0 0 0 0 Parter 0 0 0 0 Maher 19 4 0 27 Maher 14 0 10 1 Pundsack 18 4 0 26 Pundsack 21 1 7 0 Hohmann 0 0 0 0 Hohmann 0 0 0 0 Maier 4 0 0 19 Maier 7 2 12 0 Dilloo 10 0 2 9 Dilloo 9 0 1 5 Kozich 2 0 1 3 Kozich 0 0 0 0 Totals 71. 17 6 136 Totals 60 5 64 , J '* October31,l99l RANllD NIlWlI SpollTS, Page B4 ;~ ~ Continued from 81 Lewis and shooting an impressive . sevenleCllshOlSon gOal. Of those seventeen four hit the crossbar while counlless went wide. Some credit went to Lewis's goalkeeper who had nine saves during the ninety minute bombardment he n:ceivedwhilestoppingtheRanger offense. UW -Parkside had two goals called back one because of offsides and the other due to a Ranger obstruetingthe viewofLewis's goalie. "We did everything, but put the ball in the goal," said Peter Gyurko, a midfielder for the Rangers. "It was the WOlStfteld that we've ever played on this season," stated Ben Gaddis, a forward. The defense had an outstanding game stunting Lewis's offense by not allowing them one shot on goal. Oscar Toscano's return from an injured foot helped the Ranger Commentary Twins win in 7; was it the best ever? lUICtIie series MVP Trophy. The individual performances of Morris, Puckett, I41oblauch, Glavine, Lemke and Justice, to mention a few, were superb. What separated this World Series from ones which have preceded it however, was the unique dualCinderella story behind the partcipanlS. It's America's favorite story, the underdog beatsall the odds and defears the powerhouse to win it all. (If you don't believe me, chec!f; SylvesterStalIone'sbankaccounL) But this season their were two CindereUas, two Rocky Balboas, No one should lose, right? Wrong. It's a cliche, but all around America Sunday people used it, "It'sashamesomebody has to lose." Even ifyour the mostdie-hard Twins fan, you have to feel for the people in Allanta, because a few bounces the other way and you're sitling in their shoes. Morris summed it up best in his post game interview, "The Braves have absolutely nothing to hang their heads about" Theexcitementproducedfrom this unique "storybook" match-up will berememberedformany years tocomeasoneofthe greateSt World Series of all lime. In the year of twoCinden:llas, this lime the Twins fit the slipper. Maybe the Braves just need a season to grow into it, Maybe they're not a Cinderella anymore. AngeIesandCincinnalibeforedramaIically c1inchingon the second last day of the season. One thingthe reamsdo havein common however, is their fanatic supporters. The "Chop" and "Homer Hanky" have become household terms over the last two weeks (Anyone who can "Chop" for an entire nine inning game has got to be just a little crazy). Think the fans had a littletodo wilh the outcome of the series? Every game of the series was won by the home ream. In fact, Ihe TwinsareS-o inWorld Seriescompetition at the MetroDome. Each game of this year's series had it's own hero, but the biggest "gun" for either side had to be Minnesota's pitching ace Jack Morris. In his third decade in the major Ieagues, Morris was signed as a free agent by the Twins at the beginning of the season. Mter spending over ten years with the DellOit TIgers, where be won his first World series ring in 1984, Morris was signed to be the teams "horse"as Manager Tom Kelly put it, Morriswas more than a horse, he was a stallion. Morris started and won the first game of the season, the all star game, the fust game of the ALeS and the first game of the World Series. Morris won two games in the series, including a ten inning shutout in the deciding game, to cap- , By LEN ANHOLD Asst. Sports EdItor TheMinneacta TwiN defeated IileAllantaBravesJ-oSlllldaynight to ClIIJlIR their second World Series ChampionshiP in five years in one of the greatest seventh games in the storied history of the fall classic. , Pinch hitter Gene Larkin's bases loaded fly ball off Allanta's A1ejandJo Pella in the bottom of thetenlhinningsailedoveradrawn in Braves outfield and brought home Dan Gladden for the game's only run. BoIh theBravesand the Twins came from last place in their respeclivedivisionsayearagotowin their respective divisions and league pennants this season. A first in the history of baseball Three extra inning games, three games decided on the last atbat, and two sets of the noisiest fans in the nation provided the World with a two weeks of awesome baseball acIion. The two teams took somewhat different routes to the series. The Twinschargcd Ihrough the American League West standings in July widJa ISgame winning SIreak and IJeId off all cha1Jengers, ~linching thedivision withovera weel<leftin theseasoo. Allanta took a Utile bit different path to the top. Dog-fighling widJ NL West powerhouses Los "Wedideverythingbutput~ ball into the goal " -Peter Gyrko defense; however, John Luna--I starlingstriker,wasOUl8lldia~ tionable for next week's PIlle. The Ranger's lastbomepme will be against NCAA DmsiaII foeNorlhwestan, Salurdayal:30. FreeAdmissionrortbolew~ bring anon-perishable fuoditanlll help beniftt "Food for Families', The Week Ahead A look at upcoming UW-Parkside Ranger sporting events. SOCCER HOME: Saturday, November 1st 1:30P.M, Northwestern University "Food For Families Day" Free Admission with a non-perishable food item. AWAY: Wednesday, November 11th 2:00P.M. At Valparaiso University . End Regular Season RANGER NEWS SPORTS-Jttlilete of tlie 'WeeK. Miller makes his mark for ranger runners ForhisprolificperformanceintheUW-QshltoshOpenSaturday,The Ratlge, News Sports Staff salutes men'scross country runner Kirt Miller as our Athlete of the Week. Millerran a lime of2S:43 topace the fieldat Saturday's stint, leading the Raflger pack in the non-scoring meeL . As of late, Miller has been on a hot streak, placing nimh at the UW- ~ide Invitalional two weeks ago, and second at the UW-Oshkosh In~te the weekbefore. Miller also ran his penona1 record in the Oshkosh inVIte(25:40). . A ~m~ter~~~cemajorfrom Oak Creek High School, OakCreek WI, ~~ IS optun1Sbcabout the way the ream is running this faIl. . I think our reamhas the potenliallO place in the top ten at Nationals this year," added Miller, "Our team is a lot better than last year and ifwe run ~ll, we'll definitely achieve our goal as a top ten team." ~ and the rest of the Rangers have Ibis weekend off before travelling to Edwan1sville, Illinois on November 9th to com"'" in the NCAADMsionll~~. . r- . CongralU1ations, Kirt, as our Athlete of the Week and good luck at regJonals. VOLLEYBALL HOME: Tuesday, November 5th 7:00 P.M. National Lewis University AWAY: Friday & Saturday November 1st&2nd at St. Louis University CROSS COUNTRY Kirt Miller Year: Sophomore Height: 5'10" Weight: 135 Hometown: Oak Creek MEN: Off this weekend. WOMEN: Off this weekend. XIm"s long distance savings plan can take you to this location. AT&Thas always helped college students call the places they want to call. 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Day rates apply from 8 am 105 pm. ©1991 AT&T - AT&T I Enter the AT&T "It Can Happen To Me" Sweepstakes. ....., I To enter, complete this form and mail to: I AT&T "It Can Happen To Me" Sweepstakes, I Box 2501,Cedar Grove, New Jersey 07009-2501 I I Name (PleasePrim) I I College ---------- Year in school __ I I Address I City State Z lll__ I Phone ( I I CurremLongDistanceCompany AT&T_ MCI_ SPRINT_ OTHER_ I I CurreruCalling CardCornpany AT&T_MCI_SPRI:-H _OTHER_I o On Campus Student 0 off Campus Student ('".\3f) I All enlrif';mllSl be ll'Ct'iwd t ....u 3Q 91 :-;opurchJ5l' 1ll',eS>Jl'\~\OIlJ \\here proIIlblled I )"00 mUSl be IS !~:us\)hRCl)I' UIOOIO cner. ~'~T&:" .J ';''="''-"-20~--:'''';..;...;..l.;.--:';'~'''-:-:-'-':'''''''':-~·'Ci''TLA-SSIFIEDADVERTISING I CL~B EVENTS IIL..._F_O_R_S_AL_E__ I IMISCELLANEOUS I , Tbe "FmIcb RouIIdTabIe" dbc..- sioasc:cruinue IIImectC\'a}' Mon- ;. day,CA 136, l2DDon. ADweIcome. ParIons ErIc:lRI ' Englisb Club meets every Wednesday It 110OII in CA 13S. ~gOubpraenlS"Jobsin Accounting - Tbe BoIIom Line." Part 3: Public Accounting. Speaker. KeUy Andcnon from PriceWlIIeIlIouse. Unioo104-106. Wed., Nov. 6,ItIlllOll. 'r, Eatingdisorderpresenl8lion by Dr. Palricia Mm:ler, a clinical psycbo1ogist and cunent UW·Parkside psychology professor of Human Development Adoleacence, sponaorcd by Psi OIi'Psycbology Club, will be Wed., Nov. 20 It IIOQIl in Moln 317. AD are welI:OIIIC. Dowriting&!Si&Junenrsscareyou? Myour grammar sIdlIs a nightmare? Fee1bauntedbyyourgrades? Don't be spooked! The Writing ~ Ceo. is open for you 9am • 7pm Moo.. Tburs. a:9am - 12noon Fri. Writing may seem a fright. but WO'Ie beIe III beJpl Badgu Football Trip - Join tile UW·Palkside Alumni Associatioo oila trip IIIMadison Homecoming Weekend, OcL 26, 1991. Special Studenl Rate - $2S includes bus: food, &:ticket III tile game. CaD Mary Troy S9S-2233. Next Psi em I Psycbology Oub regularmeetingwillbeWed.,Nov. 61t IlOOII in MolD 317 (nextdoorlll Psycbology Cub Office.) SO, SO RaCl1e. , I FOR SALE I Ladies' Leatber Handbags • pr0- motional sale for UW-P studenlS only. Prices al $28.9S - 34. SO. ( Suggested re1lli1 $S7,OO • 74.00) Excellenlgiftidea. CaD6S7·9316, ask for TJ., or leave a message. House for sale. 3 year old 1311Ch,3 bedrooms, 1 1(2 batbs, Oak cabi· nelS, 2 1(2 car garage. BeautiCuUy landscaped. Asking $87,soo. CaD (414)SS4-S40S. 1984 Ford Escort. Excel1enl coodition. $1,000.00 or best offer. 6226 Sberidan Road. 6S4-022S. S9S·2l71. Exen:ise bike $3S,RoU-a·way bed $20. CaDafter3:3Opm. 6S2-227S. 1989FordEscortLX. 2dr,s-speed, AM/FM radio. Great condition. Pbone (414)8S9·2218 after Spm. I HELPWANTED I MasleI" control operator with Cull . power T.V. station liscence to Racine. Duties include running on-air commercials, PSA's. Monitor tile station transmium. Prefer Communications student. bulothers may apply. Internsbips also available. 3rd sbiCt, $S' boor. Greatexperience. Contacl Willis. 632-4900. Math lUtor for 3rd grader. MUll have own transportation. Racine location· caD concerning pay and times. Rebi, 633·1 S73, after 6pm. Eamexuamoneyl The Eddie Bauer Outlet isin need of sales associates for tile bolidays. $S/bour plus a 30% discounL CaD Matt at S9S2868 ifinterested. Alaska summer employmenl - Cisberies. Earn $S,OOd+/month. Free uansportation! Room a: board! Over 8,000 openings. No experience necessary. Male or fe· male. Gel the early stan Ihal is necessary. For employment pr0- gram caD SlUdenl Emp10ymenl Services at 1·206-S4S-41SS, exL 81. Earn $2,000 + Cree spring break tripsl North America's #1 student tour operator seeking motivated sludenlS,organizations, fratemities and sororities as campus represen· tatives promoting Cancun, Bahamas, Daytona, and Panama Cityl Call1(800)724-ISSSl All/olption - lifetime of luUabies, laugbter, & love await a mucb wanted newborn. Let's help eacb other. Legal, confidential. Please callcoUectRob&:Donna«(IJ8)7S2- 4634. ProIect younelf - coolraCqllives for sale at a minimal fee. Condoms 10/$1, Pil1s $2/package. Cootact Hcallb Services - MolD 011 S, x2366 Cor more inConnation. Gently uscdbooksatTheOld Book Corner, 312· 6th SL (Racine) Mon. - Fri. 11-6pm, a: SaL, lo-Spm. Pregnancy testing available. Free· SlUdenlHealth. MolD D11S,orcaD S9S-2366,8-4:3Opm. Needed desperately , share gas COIlS.A ride from Zion, n.. MWF class llam • 1:SOpm. TTH class 12:30 • 1:4S pm. Call Faith (708)746-660S. I PERSONALS I Ted, I wasn't kidding. I really do have a crusb on 'you, by the way - nice sweater. Ron, let's gel togetber and review tile chapter on reproduction. HoUy, Sbarona, no more days 'tiD Halloween, Silver Sbamrock. Love, Devo 2 Be. Sorry Brian,lIOlinterested. Myron. Chris Bossert, The new slud of3H, if you would like a dale with this awesome swd, give birD a caD. Happy 21s1 Birthday, Seoul May your nigbt be enlightening. Praise Jab. Sara. Jackie: 1don't ''work tile floor" in publicandldon'lneedaflock.Il's pleasure, and 1do it best in private with a beautiCuU womanl Mike. Hey Swivel Hips Anbold: How did tbe J.o. taste the second time around? Nice vegetable impersonation on SaL How's the future possibilities? HeyScott.let'sgetO.B.'d. Happy Birthday. B.T. Hey Gorilla Boy. Did you party bard last weekend? You're domesticll How's tIleinlaws? Mike Papoo. ' "-"ANTlEE .l..li.IQ"UOR MART ~ 100/0 OFF"I FOR PARKSIDE STUDENTS • Present current ParksIde 1.0. at time of purchase. (Offer does not Include Items currently sale prICed) Dandee Liquor Mart. 4701 Taylor Ave, • one mile north of KR on 22nd Ave.."' •• 0""") PHONE 554-1333 OFFER COOD THRU NOVEMBER PERSONALS I. ,"-_I OD.• "Don't teU mom._"·T.P. Amber, that place is reserved for me. Happy HaUoween. Stacey. Hey Len, are we starting the league over??? B.B.B. "Harry's pissed ... Waldo gets sixth." Sue GIS • Let me, your Knigbt , Romeo, have a dance with you at tIlefonnal. Has anyone seen W.o. Scud? He bas been reported MIA. Hey man - "Beer Night?" Happy Birthday, Scott. F.S. Monday morning Breakfast Croissant Special althe Coffee Sboppe: April· $1.69. May· $1.79, September - $2.10, early October - $2.0S, 1ale October· $1.89. You guess for November. I SERVICES I Help is available - get the support you need now. Alcobolics Anonymous(AA) Mondays, 12- ......- • SERVICES Ipm,MolD0133; CoAnonymous(COAD) days, 12-1pm, Moln D1 colics Anonymous (NA) OW days, 12-1pm, Moln 0133, The Data Processing_" Association(DPMA) offenj tulOring help with LoluI, Wordperfect. and Cobol. MD137d Moo-Thun. ~ Ham, or call x2924 III appointmenL Supportgroupson ClIIIIJlUI; Abuse' Assault Surviwn, 2-3pm, MolD 0133, GIL)' Group, caD Nancy Sgs., bian Group, call wlIIIICII'sOilllr for dale a: time, S9S-2170. Join the Calbolic SIudentCllbIir mass every Sunday evening_ pm in Union 207 for III8IL Ireryone welcome. HAPPY HALlOWEENII from The Ranger News Staff __ dst. Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Ranger News, Volume 20, issue 10, October 31, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. Date A point or period of time associated with an event in the lifecycle of the resource 1991-10-31 Subject The topic of the resource College student newspapers and periodicals Student publications University of Wisconsin-Parkside--Newspapers Format The file format, physical medium, or dimensions of the resource Newspaper Language A language of the resource English Coverage The spatial or temporal topic of the resource, the spatial applicability of the resource, or the jurisdiction under which the resource is relevant Kenosha, Wisconsin Type The nature or genre of the resource Text Publisher An entity responsible for making the resource available University of Wisconsin-Parkside Rights Information about rights held in and over the resource The Board of Regents of the University Wisconsin System domestic abuse native americans parkside activities board (PAB) peer health educators student support services