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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document IT Uni\ ?ersity of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger K, IMAgyM&MNMSNBHBB Kenosha, Wisconsin Volume 19, Issue 29 Thursday, May 9,1991 tmanHM Simpkins ends Ranger term , . inter is by Dan Chiappetta News Editor "My number one goal is to produce an award winning newspaper in both content and appearance," stated Craig Simpkins,UWParksidejunior, on April 19,1990, after he was selected Editor in Chief for the 1990-91 publishing year. After attending a Journalism Conference in Orlando, Florida in August with three other staff memebers, Simpkins commitment to produce an award winning newspaper increased. As Simpkins term as Editor in Chief of the Ranger comes to an end, the Ranger witnessed a formerly 8-12 page newspaper from its previous two years grow to a 16- 24 page newspaper this year. A good start in producing an award winning paper. Simpkins was pleased with the Ranger's consistency, as well as keeping a full staff throughout the whole y ear. Simpkins introduced a few new weekly features to the Ranger this year. The Spotlight column, which features weekly stories on clubs, organizations, and student services on campus, was successful. Another popular weekly column is Life After Paikside, which Craig Simpkins ates' success after college. Other successful features are the IBM Volunteer of the Week, and weekly feature articles that focuses (hi a UW-Parkside staff, faculty or administration member's interest or hobbies outside of teaching. Simpkins believes the Business Department of the Rangerdeserves a lot of credit in making such sections possible in the Ranger. "They did a great job in ad sales. It was very high, which enabled us to produce a thicker paper," said Simpkins. focuses (Hi UW-Parkside gradu- Simpkins feels that such sto- Latesha N. Jude News Writer On May 4th, the Cultural Awareness Leadership Council (CALC) celebrated their first CALC program during the academic year. This special event recognized junior and high school students who excelled in their studies and participated in the CALC program. CALC is a program directed by Delores Stewart, Director of Pre-college Programs. Stewart, the founder of CALC, has been with the program for twelve consecutive years. "I was pleased with the first year school attendance and the students' GPA from the first quarter to the third quarter. Die total number of CALC students participating in the program is 349 from the Racine and Kenosha area. Out of 349, there are 57 below a 2.0 GPA." The purpose of the CALC program is to provide motivation for members to achieve a 2.0 (C) or above grade point average. It is also an opportunity to develop organizational and leadership skills, enhance members' self-esteem, image and confidence. The program encourages developing students and teacher rapport, an unries on subjects such as racism, the renovation of die weight room, problems with campus police, the domestic abuse law, the elimination of the engineering program, and Math Q16, contributed to this year's success which a combination of a full staff and a dedicated staff made possible. Simpkins feels that this year's Ranger is being read more than the past couple of years because there's much more to read. "The stands have always been empty by the end of the week," said Simpkins. "People are either reading it or throwing it out" Simpkins, a Business Management major with concentration on Accounting, feels his experience as Editor in Chief will benefit him in the future. "Even though there was a lot of controversy that produced a lot of headaches, I enjoyed it because it produced dialogue between students." "It's been a great experience. I would like to thank everyone that gave me this beneficial opportunity," said Simpkins. As for next year, Simpkins offers this advice. "Draw a letter to the editor policy rightaway and stickto it, no Continued on Page 4 demanding in dealing with culturally related classroom stress, community service and participation in extracurricular activities. Stewart promotes the positively CALC theme. "I want them to take pride in their cultural identity. I want them to be willing to be prepared for their future and I want them to strive to be motivated at all times to do their best" Stewart believes that college students should consider serving as mentors and role-models for precollege students. Stewart stresses the need for positive academic and social attitudes. College students and the Wildlife Is again '' • . r V "• • V „ . : • uwschools who are participating in the CALC program are Steve Perkins-Gilmore, Tirshatha (Shockey) Wilson-Mitchell,Leslie Barry-Jerstad, Cheri Foster and Kim Roberson-Starbuck, Tatia Jackson-Horlick, John (Sonny) Hall and Richard Sosa-Park, Yolanda Jackson-Bradford, Rachel Rivas and Tina Gosey-Tremper, Cheri Foster-Reuther, Leslie Barry- Bullen, Tabitha Cole-Lance and Lincoln Jr. Melissa Quintanilla from Mitchell Middle School stated, "The thing that made me come to CALC was myself. I felt that it Continued on Page 4 Editorial Page 2 PSGA Report Page 3 Devil's Advocate.. Page § Spotlight Page 5 Life After UW-P..Page 7 Scholarships. Page S Sports..... ...Page 9 Volunteers...........Page 21 Movie Reviews... .Page 22 Classifieds. .....Page 24 'Ranger, Page 2 Editorial May 9,1991 A SEVEN-DAY WAITING PERIOD FOR BUYING A GUN WON'T DO A DAMN THING TO CUT DOWN ON CRIME— JUST LOOK AT THE RECORD! LAWS AGAINST MURDER AND R OBBERY HA VEN'T DONE ANYTHING TO CUT DOWN ON CRIME! THE 2 . AMENDMENT TO THE CO NSTITUTION HASN'T DO NE ANVTHING TO CUT DOWN ON CRIME! 1THE TEA/ COMMANDMENTS HAVEN'T/ ''yeah, -yeah? fUtrtUNP" C' nAnM 1V1r fYo0rU tOhOeNsNeA o PrA n' o From the desk of the Editor by Craig Simpkins My reign as editor-in-chief has finally ended. I never thought I would be happy when issue #29 hits the stands on Thursday, but I am. It was a great experience serving as editor, and I will not forget it the rest of my life. It could not have been possible without the strong support of our advisors Stu Rubner and Jan Nowak, and the staff that worked under me this past yea*. This year's staff has worked hard to improve the quality of — the paper, as well as its reputation with students and the entire campus community. Each and every staff member played an important part in getting the paper into your hands every week. I envision the Ranger staff as a series of huge gears, each staff member as one of those gears, and when some of die teeth mi one of these gears is missing, the whole system doesn't work. The Ranger business department deserves a huge pat on the back, and is leaving some huge Schuhs to fill They sold more advertising this year than they have for the past several years. For those of you who know anything about newspapers, you know that if you don'thave the advertising revenue to support the printing costs, you don't have a paper. One of my first goals after being named editor-in-chief last May was that I wanted everyone to like me and I wanted to get along with everyone. Well, folks, that lasted about five minutes. I found out that you are dammed if you do, and you're dammed if you don't So my apologies to everyone I may have offended during the year. My second goal was to produce an award winning paper. I think with a little more effort from next year's staff they could hit that goal. One of my favorite jobs all year was defending the paper every week when it wait out in the stands. This was a huge headache, but it developed my skills in dealing with difficult people. My second favorite activity with the Ranger was observing people reading it each week. The stands were empty by Monday evening sometimes, which is a sign that it was being read. I would like to congratulate the sports department on the fine job they did on improving their section. What is unique about the sports section is that it is a four to twelve page pullout section. Therefore, if you like sports you can pull it out and throw the rest of the paper out, or vice versa. The sports department dedicated 110%effort in making sure their section was top quality each week. The staff in the Physical Education Department has commented that it is the best sports section they have seen in twenty years. I want to extend a special thank you to each and every student, staff, and faculty member who offered their input on improving the paper, and who supported the Ranger. I would like to thank Stu Rubner who helped me out several times this past year dealing with controversial issues. And most of all, my personal thanks to the Ranger staff for a job very well done. Letters to the Editor To the Editor: I was truly embarrassed to read Craig Simpkins' clumsy anti-environmentalist harange in his "From the desk of the Editor" column (April 18, Ranger). While I favor reasonable, cautious, and environmentally sound development, I find it ludicrous to suggest that an area such as the Parkside campus could be beautified by careless expansion or expansion purely for the sake of gaining "credibility," as Simpkins argues. Moreover, Simpkins' comment—"When was the last time you saw a herd of buffalo grazing on the grasses?"— ironically contained a strong argument against his position. Since I have known Simpkins his entire life, I was indeed shocked to hear him argue for such a position. He is a sensitive individual who has had many pleasurable experiences in nature and, quite frankly, he should know better than to make such suggestions. In fact, if he doesn't cut it out, I'm telling Dad. Dr. Scott Simpkins English Department University of North Texas To the Editor: Recently, I read an article about how inefficient the Health Services Office has been. Well, this past week, I was not feeling my usual 100%, so I opted to go the Health Services and see for myself how things operate and check my temperature. To my surprise, as soon as I walked into the office, I was attended to and helped with the utmost common courtesy and rapid service. I must commend the Student Nurses Office and give them a well appreciated, Thank you. Sincerely yours, George Yee Continued on Page 6 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Subscription rate for one year is $5.00. Please address ail correspondence to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper Post Office Box 2000 900 Wood Road Kenosha, Wl 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414) 553-2287 Business Office (414) 553-2295 News Editor Daniele Chiappetta Entertainment Editor Dawn Mailand Feature Editor Gwenevere Heller Sports Editor Jeff Lemmermann Asst. Sports Editor Theodore Mclntyre Copy Editor Tod McCarthy Layout Editor Scott Singer Asst. Layout Editor Sara Kahl Advisors Stuart Rubner Jan Nowak Editor-in-Chief Craig A. Simpkins Business Manager Kenneth J. Schuh Asst. Business Manager Annamaria Sexton Advertising Manager Terri Lyn Fortney Classified Ad Manager James Chomko Distribution Manager Ronald Hansen Circulation Manager Elizabeth Spalla, Photo Editor Sunni Beeck Photographers Todd Goers Kurt Ceilfuss Cartoonists Paul Berge Paul R G run d berg Glen Kelly General Staff; Moss Donald Andrewski, Len Anhold, Chris Daniel,C hris Deguire, David Doherty, Debra Halverson, Emily Heller, Latesha Judes, Gabe Kluka, Susan Luepkes, Sarah Minasian,J im Newcomb, MonaS hannon, Kimberly Tenerelli, Chris ToHver, David Wick. ExecutiveCommiteetDan Chiappetta, Daw ^Mc!ntyney|Ceri Schuh, Craig Simpkins, Soott Singer I!. May 9,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 The Devil's Advocate Old problems are over and new problems begin by Donald R. Andrewski I don'tknow about you people, but this semester really shot right past me. It reminds me of flying on a commercial airliner. There is the initial rush as the semester takes off, followed by the almost boringly slow moving pace of the semester dragging along, much like one feels while riding on a jet for four hours. When the semester gets closer to the end, it picks up speed, much as the sensation of a plane nearing the ground to land. Suddenly, you are on the ground (semester end) and you wonder what the hell just happened. Now I'm gearing up for the big summer vacation ahead. I only have to watch out for the Catch 22 pitfalls that can ruin an otherwise good vacation. I am hoping forclearblue skies under which I can enjoy more skydiving, camping and other outdoor activities. So here are a few basic facts that you can use as a guide to determine if your vacation will be a good one. 1. Ifyouhavethetime,youwon't have the money. 2. If you have the money, you won't have the time. 3. If you have the time and the money, the weather will be lousy. Other factors will play into how enjoyable your break will be. One that immediately comes to mind deals with other drivers. I am particularly miffed at drivers who can see that there is no traffic for five miles behind you, and decide to pull out right in front of you anyway. To make matters worse, they will invariably proceed to drive at five miles per hour less than the speed limit. Adding insult to injury, these pinheads will more than likely have a bumper sticker that reads "I may be slow, but at least I'm ahead of you!" At that moment, you wish that you were driving James Bond's car and preparing to send an highexplosive rocket into the trunk of the automotive slug obstructing traffic in front of you. Another vacation spoiler is a byproduct of the warmer temperatures. This is the time of the year when every Department of Public Works decides to put their equipment through the paces. They then proceed to rip up every available inch of highway from Lake Michigan to the Mississippi River. The art of disrupting the major flow of arterial highway traffic has been developed through the years. Once highway planners discovered that people readily adapted to detours, they have switched over to the "merging lane" concept lean imagine some highway construction bosses sitting on the crest of a hill overlooking a ten mile traffic jam, rubbing their hands with glee at the inconvenience that they've caused. I would personally like to see the increased use of detours instead of lane mergers. Now that it is mentioned, why do they call it highway "construction" when they rip a road to shreds? At any rate, I sincerely hope that all of you have a splendid vacation. I'll see some of you in summer school. The rest I'll see in the check disbursement line at the Bursar's office this fall. I'm still working on that hot dog vendor from County Stadium. So have a nice break! Seeya next semester. Parkside Student Government Association Common interests by Tobln Lindhlom PSGA Senator We are all in the same boat in one way or another. Our common interests, which are decided by the few, can affect all of us in a positive or a negative way, and that is why our voice should be heard by the people in power. The senators, and the executive branch on the student government, all try to represent the students in a positive manner, but we cannot know what you are thinking without you telling us. The best way that you can make adifference is to stand up and be heard. Politiciansa re verya pt to listen to their constituents if they ever want to be re-elected; they must listen and try to make their constituents happy. The administration at this school is also very receptive to the students'needs. I recently went to Washington, D.C. for a national student conference and I learned that many of the schools have administrations that really don't listen to the needs of the students. We should be taking advantage of our ability to communicate to our administration, for the more that we let them know what we want, the more that they will do for us. We, the student government, cannot be everywhere and we are not able to do everything for the students. We will try to represent you to the best of our abilities, but we cannot do ita lone, there will be much more accomplished if you make your voices known. Here are some issues that could be addressed. Having a recycling bin next to the garbage (for aluminum cans, glass, and paper), trying to get more lighting in the parking lots during the night hours, work on parking problems, write to congressmen on the state and federal level for such issues as the miniskirt bill (which states that a women's clothing cannot be an issue during a sexual assault trial), the drinking age, financial aid, and the lack of resident housing. All in all we have a good campus, but there is always room for improvement We must all work together if we are to accomplish anything. Please stop by the PSGA office in D139A which is located near the coffee shop in WLLC to find out more about what I stated in this article. Mini Skirt Bill By Chris Daniel The first portion of this article was previouslyprintedin "The Siren"— the Women's Center Newsletter. This article was submitted by Sarah Minasian. FICTION, Mai n e—Local entrepeneur Vic Timm was charged for inciting burglary ^exhibiting precious gems in his store-front window located at the comer o; Right and Wrong. A neighbor was heard to have said "He was clearly asking for it, his window shouk not have been dressed like that Examples as absurd as this are often based on reality, prompting Wisconsin State Representative Peggy Rosenzweig and State Senator Barbara Ulichny to introduce Assembly Bill 177 in February of 1991. If approved, the legislation would prohibit manner erf dress to be used as evidence in a sexual assault trial. End of quote from "The Siren." United Council has strongly advocated the passage of the "Mini Skirt Bill." Instances have risen that allowed the type of attire be a determining factor in court whena rape case was at hand. Senator Lynn Adelman is the chair of Judiciary and Consumer Affairs Committee in which this bill isbeing held. Senator Adelman does not feel that this is a real issue. Therefore, it is our responsibility as students to inform Senator Adelman that he is very wrong. The comments stated above are those of the author and not necessarily the views of the Parkside Student Government Association. Senators: Jude, Bovee, Simpkins(U), Finch, Horner, Lindbiom, Olson, Yee, Stkora(L), TJensen(L), Daniel, Minasian, EJensen. Guests: Uka Morishita, Steve McLaughlin, Peggy James, Connie DesoteN. Executive Branch: KenSchuh, Walley Wargolet, Maggie Frymire. Motion Bovee/Jude 5/3/91:1 To approve the minutes of the previous meeting. Motion Daniel/Finch 5/3/91 2 To amend the minutes and state that the meeting was adjourned eke to lack of quorum. Passes 1CHH). (ammendment) Passes 10-0-0. (minutes) Report of the President (Schuh) The Students Award Banquet is Tomorrow a t 6:00pm. to 12:00am. Please pick up your tickets from me after the meeting. Received a memo from the Secretary of the Faculty , John Campbell, listings of committee appointments that need to be filed by mid-summer: Academic Actions, Academic Policies, Admissions, Records, and Student Information, Athletic Board, Awards and Ceremonies, Committee on Teaching Committee on the Campus Environment, Course and Curriculum, Graduate Studies, Information Resources, and Lectures and Fine Arts Committee. If anyone is interested in participating in one of the mentioned committees, please let President Pro-Tern pore Eric Bovee know. Student Health Services asked me to review and approve the Student Health nsurance Plan for next year. If y ou have any questions, see me early next week. Memo received from Diane Welsh stating that if any long distance calls have to be made, make sure that you dial 8 to make sure you are using the state telephone system line and not the Wisconsin Bel line. Need to discuss possfcle meeting dates for summer Senate sessions. Let minutes V.P. Wargolet know when good times are for you to meet. Report of the Vice-President (Wargolet) May 8th, at 3:00pm in Moln. D117, there will be a meeting on the closing of the D1 level doors of the Ibrary. Sent a proposal to the Vice-Chancellor concerning the Math 016 course vst.h e Math 101 course. Motion Homer/Bovee 5/3*91 2 To grant the Executive Branch authority to make this a public/poStical issue if they see needed. Fate 6-7-0. Report of the President Pro-Tempore (Bovee) Sara Minasian was appointed to SUFAC Committee and approved by the Chancellor. Report of Legislative Affa irs Committee (Lindbiom) ThankstoSenatorThad Jensen for all of his efforts in helping raise money for PSGA by the bake sale. Motion Lindblom/Horner 5/3^1:4 To allocate $187.95 for the USSA conference in Washington D.C. and take from the travel line item of the budget. Motion Sikora/Minasian 5/3/91:5 To amend the previous motio n and allocate $187.95for the USSA conference in Washington D.C. and take from our private account. Passes 9-1-2. Motion Daniei/T Jensen 5/3/91:6 To move the previous amended question. Passes 10-1-1. Passes 9-1-2. (amended motion •5) Report of Women's Affairs Committee (Morishita) Meeting/Pizza Party May 7th, at 2:30pm. in Moln. 116. Report of Judicial Branch (MartineiH) Swearing in of Sharon Pastorino as Senator for PSGA. Motion Finch/Sikora 5/3/91:7 To adjourn the meeting. Passes 11-00. Adjourned a/t 1:00pm. Ranger, Page 4 News May 9,1991 Exchange expense prohibitive Shakespeare Inshtute set by Dan Chiappetta News Editor "It's a greati dea, but we don't have the money to do it," said Ken Schuh, UW-Paikside Student Government Association president, referring to a special invitation that was conveyed by UW-Parkside Chancellor Sheila Kaplan to give to PSG A from Georgian Technical University's Students* Scientific- Creative Association in the Soviet Union. According to Schuh,Georgian Technical University proposed a student to student exchange program for a period of ten days. This special invitation allows UW-Parkside student government representatives to visit Georgia, and Georgian student representatives would be allowed to visit UWParkside. "They want to find out what we do over here," said Schuh. According to Schuh, the problem is that UW-Parkside representatives participating in the program would have to assume the cost of a round trip ticket to the Soviet Union. All the expenses for the reprentati ves ten day stay would be assumed by the Georgian students. The Georgian representatives, when arriving at UW-Parkside, would have to be provided with lodging, food, travel and transportation during their stay by PSGA. During Kaplan's visit to the Soviet Union with Vice Chancellor John Stockwell and Dean of Education Barbara Shade, an agreement was signed between the two universities that provides an annual exchange of faculty, staff, and students between the two institutions for periods up to three weeks. The agreement also encourages joint research projects and publications between specialists at the two universities. When Kaplan returned to UWParkside, she conveyed this special invitation from Georgian'sStudent Scientific Council. This is a separate student exchange which doesn't involve the agreement between the universities. "It's still in the air, said Schuh. "It's still a possibility. Maybe we can change the number of representatives from ten to five." How can you enjoy Shakespeare outdoors and earn two credits? Enroll in the summerweekend Shakespeare Institute. Each institute meets one weekend, from Friday afternoon through Sunday afternoon. In addition to reading plays, and talking with actors and directors, you see plays performed by the American Players Theatre (APT) in Spring Green, WI. A backstage tour, cast party, meals and lodging are included in the package. Vou can earn two credits through Independent Study with either Professors McLean (English) or Kornetsky (Dramatic Arts). You also have to register with the UWP Continuing Education Office (553-2312) few the weekend CALC participants serve local communities Continued from Page 1 would be good for me to meet new people and to prepare for college." Tirshatha Wilson, a junior at UW-Parkside majoring in Biology, has been involved with die CALC program since December erf 1990. Wilson was teaching students at Mitchell Middle School in Racine. "I wanted to help AHANA (African- Americans, Hispanics, Asian, and Native-American) students prepare for college and the outside world by providing leadership skills and being a positive role model." By the same token, Tabitha Cole, a freshman at UW-Parkside majoring in Pie-Law, has been involved with the CALC program since December of 1990. Cole, a volunteer, was teaching at Lincoln Junior High and Lance Junior High, both in Kenosha. The reason Cole joined the program was because, "I was honored to be given the opportu- , , -\^ v • % - ~ if # ... 1§3 R anger pholo by Suroii Beeck CALC participants celebrate at festivities nity to work with AHANA students." Since Cole was President of the CALC at her former high school(Bradford), she thought it would be a great opportunity for her to work with the same program when she was in college. Cole added, "Academics should be one of the most important things." Stewart adds, "We need 6 new mentors for the next year." Mentors should be enrolled when necessary. Mentors act as substitutes. There are no concrete assignments. Stewart also needs 100 school tutors to teach junior and high school students. Applications can be attained in Molinaro 262. Wilson added, "Regardless of what other people might say to you, any goal that you set your mind to is attainable. Never allow yourselves to be victimized by the racial barrio-. Success has no color; it does not discriminate." package which is limited to 25 participants. McLean directs Shakespeare Institute I,J uly 5-7. Thef ocus is on Moliere's "Tartuffe" and Shakespeare's "Winter's Tale." Costis$225.00. Register with CEO by June 19. Kornetsky directs the second Shakespeare Institute, August 9- 11. The focus is on the APT productions of Ibsen's "An Enemy of the People," "Tartuffe" and Shakespeare's"CdmedyofEirors." Cost is $240. Register by July 24. Graduate credit is available through the Office of Continuing Education at Carthage College (414-551-5987). Transportation is on your own. Contact the Office of Continuing Eduction for more information. Simpkins offers advice, wishes, to next year's staff Continued from Page 1 exceptions." One more thing. "You're not going to be able to please everyone. People will not like you," said Simpkins. "Just do what you think is best" "I wanted top roduce an award winning paper," said Simpkins. "It was my number one goal, but due to time constraints, it's difficult to accomplish with school and outside work." If you've been a student at UW-Parkside the past four years and read the Ranger, I'm sure you can say that this year's newspaper has been the most successful. Professor receives interesting results from space shuttle experiments by Susan Luepkes News Writer A professor of Chemistry at UW-Paikside, Z. Richard Korszun, received the scientific results of his invention "Materials Dispersion Apparatus" two and a half ho urs after the Space Shuttle Atlantis landed on April 10. Korszun estimated the experimental mission to be 70 percent successful. He was encouraged with the ability of the apparatus but was not satisfied with the "chemistry" of the data. However, Korszun is presently working on a revised flight that is scheduled for the end of July. He stresses that the issue of further research will be decided by the outcome of this mission. "If the next flights are successful, then there will be many more experiments. If it is not, then I will probably get out of the business". Nevertheless, Korszun has high expectations in its results. The puipose of this mission was to operate four apparatus' that conducted biological experiments in space. Effects can later be compared to others done in the earth' s atmosphere. These include analyzing crystalline proteins, blood-clots, infraskeltons of cells (which decide their shape and composition), as well as industrial catalysts, which will make a significant difference in the present use of the petroleum and chemicals in industry. "These experiments could have a great impact on the health Z. Richard Korszun and physiology of people.' Professor Korszun has been researching this project for seven years. He has had the help of an engineer and a scientist from the National Institute of Science andTechnology in the apparatus' construction. To Korszun, this was a "North American Project," for other researchers from such states as Wisconsin, California, and Washingm 1 ton D.C. had input on this Atlantis experiment May 9,1991 Spotlight Ranger, Page 5 by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor Another semester ends and the last issue is put to bed. What can be said of this volume of the Ranger? Many of us did not know what to expect when we signed on for this year, those who thought they knew what could be expected were often in error. Surprises were the most abundant fruits of our labors. A number of us holding paid staff positions found no time clock to tell us "Go home." If the job needed to be finished, we stayed. Commitment levels varied among staff members. Those of us who hung in there through smooth and rough sailing received an education much like what is encountered in the outside world. Some staff members reneged on their commitments; the vast majority did not and can hold their heads high for what they attempted to accomplish. Yes, sometimes we did not succeed, but we did try. Learning does not always demand success; it does demand the effort and realization of what it takes to maybe, just maybe, be successful in the future. We did not always succeed, but we did not fail Craig Simpkins tried to implement a vast number of changes this year. He had our support, but on the whole, perhaps our enthusiasm prompted us to attempt too much. We opened many doors to numerous discussions of social issues, and at times, Pandora demanded our full emotional attention. In retrospect, I doubt we would have done it any other way. Hopefully, our trials have made it a bit easier for others who cannot as easily escape the injustices society heaps upon them. Where is the Ranger today? The desktop system, which is only in its second year, has been revised and expanded. Perhaps you may have noticed an occasional "s" printed as an "a", or an unintelligible symbol in some text. Sorry if I missed them during commission of my copy editing duties, but our new scanner (a really handy piece of equipment) occasionally misreads other text This is how we learn. It's a nice addition that can save on many typing hours. We've added one more computer and a new camera to our production inventory, also. Some of our staff members may complain that our equipment could be upgraded, but I defy them to find many other campuses the size of UW-Parkside with as efficient a system. New staff members next year (hint, hint, we still need people) will find a valuable learning experience with the stuff we now have on hand. New people will be welcome on next year's staff. Some paid positions are yet unfilled and many volunteer assignments are possible. If you that whatever category you wish to classify yourself into is not being sufficiently represented, now's your chance. No matter what you may think, you can make the time. Keep banging on the door, ask for Editor Dan Chiapetta, and don't accept "No" for an answer. Something tells me that he'll give you your chance. We have had several occasions where segments of our readership have expressed a wish to "Shoot the messenger." A few of the remarks we've printed have been less than well-received, also, but we hope that positive things have come from the controversies. Opening up a newspaper to a diverse population elicits a diverse reaction; we could seldom predict what the outcome of what we printed would be, and when we did, we were often proven wrong. At least things are out in the open now. What will happen next with the Ranger? If you'd like to contribute to the production, you can affect the quality and content of the paper. Many people are willing to spend several hours complaining about the methods other employ and the results they achieve. If a like amount of time was devoted to contributive change, we would all see the difference. The issues raised this yeaar re unique neither to Parkside or this volume. What we are experiencing is happening nationwide. The controversial and enraged responses to several of our articles and letters are frightfully similar to those in past volumes. Will any meaningful change ever occur, or are we just fooling ourselves? Who and what would we be if we didn't at least try? Nothing will change on its own, and apathy only encourages changes for the worse. Craig tried, and many of us followed. We'd do it again. With any kind of luck, so will all of us follow our dreams and convictions. Good luck and good day. It's been a slice. 1990-91 Ranger: The year in retrospect The adventure begins as the 1990 Summer Issue is delivered Ken Schuh's Felix Unger Memorial Birthday Bash was a resounding success Next Year's Spotlight: Stay Tuned! : Ranger, Page 6 Letters to the Editor To the Editor: Like many of the students hen at Parkside, I have never writtena letter to the editor before, but I would like to make a couple of quick observations before leaving... Wouldn't its erve all of us betterif we could concentrate on the positive components of an education and not so much on the other problems? Since I've been here, I've read a lot of letters to the editor and heard many conversations about the problems here. There have only been a few times when the discussion centered on solutions without slamming the "guilty party". If I had believed everything 1 heard, then everything and everybody here must be a problem. Maybe I m weird, but I haven t run into any problems here that a little patience and understanding couldn't solve. Complaining and blaming another person or committee has caused plenty of friction since I've been here, but rarely ever solved anything. Didn't we learn in kindergarten that tattling usually backfires? Let's act like the adults we claim to be. We need to stop talking so much about the negative and start working on a solution by accentuating the positive in people and things. Soon, many of us will be in the real world where there are real problems and things we don't like. That's life. Let's not be people who prefer to have problem, we can't solve instead of solutions we don't like. The best way to convince someone isn't tobeat them over the head or talk about them, it's by an example of positiveness. If we're really coining here to leam, let's try not to complain so much and really try to listen to each other. We need to act towards a positive goal by having a little unselfishness and putting tip with things that don't really matter in the long run. This may sound very simplistic to some of you and I agree that it is, But maybe looking for the good in people and things isn't such a bad idea after all. It's guaranteed to save all of us a lot of problems. KarynSus To the Editor: I have been attending Parkside for four years and will graduate on May 19,1991. During these four years, I have seen some changes; some I'm proud of and others that make me cringe when I think about them. Fbr the most part, I'm a typical student. Each semester; I've worked at least one job, usually two (12-30 hours a week). My credit load has been at least 15 credits each semester. Upon graduation, I will receive a Bachelor's of Science in Business with my concentration being Marketing (Research) and a Minor in English. What sets me apart from the majority of the student population at Parkside? Well, I get involved on campus. Throughout my four years, I've participated with the following organizations in some way or another Parkside Activities Board, Alpha Psi Omega, The Ranger, Pi Sigma Epsiion, Student Organizations Council, Residence Hall Association and the All Campus Events Committee. Through my association with these clubs, I've met many contacts, made a lot of lifetime friends and gave myself the experience to compete in the "Real World" after graduation. These values I've learned will, I feel, give me an edge over students whose only experiences were classroom theory. Changes that have taken place that I admire and hope will continue in thef uture includet he positive interaction between the students, the clubs, the faculty and the Parkside administration. Another positive change is the overall bal- Opinion ance of students. More AHANA students and more non-traditional students are attending Parkside than ever before. However, I cringe when I see the lack of caring among students. Student participation in activities is practically non-existent. It's always the same students who show up at the events. I know it's hard working part full-time, taking May 9,1991 dreams and that, above all, they must learn to be caring and understanding men and women if they are to succeed in lif e. Presently, notenoughofthis kind of mentoring is going on,at Parkside. I graduate this month from UW-Parkside but I will not leave this institution. As an alumnus, I gers of such behavior. Linda Rawlings-Dregne To the editor: Some things to think about over the summer First, I want to commend some of the accomplishments of those working iiMhe Women' s Center? will approach issues of campus wonting pan or luii-ume, laung improvement from another angle. — 7 ——• full credit loads and/or taking care I wish everyoiw here ihe-best life - to encourage discussion of a family, but I've been able to of gecsonaHijtegFky that they can *s what tfie university campus isa ll put it all together and still end upp: aehieve. - with decent grades. X'm no wiz; I need toHftudyhard to earn a "B," but joining a club does not take as much time as people think it does. Committing loan organization does not mean ten hours a week; it could mean only one hour a week or just helping when an event is sponsored. The small amount of time put into your commitment could mean the difference between a rejection letter and a letter of acceptance for that job you really want to get Recruiters count extracurricular activity more and more in decisions. Although it's too late for you to get involved this year, don't wait until your senior year to join. The sooner you start, the more benefits you'll reap. Remember, you don't have to get as involved as I was, just get involved!!! Dawn Mafland To the Editor: At the end of the school year, I feel it incumbent upon me to offer a few reflections upon "the way things are" here at UW-Parkside. Students: COME TOGETHER! As evidenced by a new round of "verbal wars" between students of different ethnic backgrounds, this campus is sorely divided on issues of race(and gender). Students must stop this fight Sincerely, Deborah Kreuser To the Editor In response to Jacqueline Martin's letter regarding my ignorance of women's issues, I do not see how domestic violence relates to the article I wrotea bout CECA, UWP, and racial discrimination. To set the record straight, domestic violence is an issue that is very personal and dear to me, as I have been an active volunteer at Women's Horizons, Kenosha's shelter forbattered women and their children for close to five years now. In addition to on site volunteerism, I am also serving my third term on our Board of Conference on Children from Violent Homes that was held last year at Wingspread, and as one of three panel members at another conference, I helped train police officers from all over the United States in how :o respond to domestic abuse calls. My experience with battered women is extensive, including the facilitation and cofacilitation of weekly support groups for women li ving in and out of shelter. I have spent may hours with victims of family violence. hi short, when it comes to domestic violence, I am already well informed, thank you. My extensive experience with battered women, and my research Check our Checking! S No minimum balance •" High interest with $250.00+ / 24 Hour telephone banking and bill paying Serving all UW-Parkside employees and students Totfs (Jp Tallent Hall - Room 286 553-2150 9:30-4:00 ing and ALL SIDES begin to reach T0®0 , T*ma research out to the others to understand their ^ JfSOMl observations regardmg abusers themselves, has also out to the others to points of view. If students do not do this, this campus will not improve. We ALL have valid viewpoints; let's begin the process of healing our batdescars. In this healing process, it is the responsibility of student organizations, especially the PSGA and S.O.C., to lead the way. Advisors and Faculty: Challenge every student under your care to be the best they can be. Encourage than to think for themselves (not just to regurgitate your ideas and viewpoints). You must help students to see that they ARE capable, that they CAN fulfill their taught me how to recognize characteristics typical of their behavior. It is unfortunate that Ms. Martin's Letter to the Editor exhibabouL Promoting inclusion and constructive behaviors is a noble cause. With so many different people involved, aren't there differences of opinions on what is constructive? Are the ones from the past gone? Often, the oppressive system must be dismanteled in order for growth to occur. Otherwise, the previous system will choke out the possibilities offered by a better one. New ideas will be constrained by limitations of thinking in the previous system. Let us look at the arguments used two weeks ago. "We believe we are a '...safe place for all women...' just as the goals state." This may be so, but the fact is that your belief is false. You have previously proved that those whose actions are other than what 'You' deem constructive will be excommunicated. While I believe in deliberate excommunication, it should not be the practice of the Co-Coordinators of the Women's Center to offer up women for slaughter in situations where the assertion of non-involvement was all that was necessary. What is treated as confidential and what is not? You said, "We., .stick it out when things get tough..." How tough? I am glad at what you have done to help individuals at Paricside, but there's more going on than the fairytale. Anyone involved in student organizations understands that to get money next year, money HAS to be spent this year. You were the perfect choice to help me get Dr. Nye here. Money to spend, no plan. I was surprised to see such its some of the very signs that often little support, other than financial, alert us to abusive individuals. The condescending tone and the direct implication of others' ignorance that stand out foremost in Martin's letter are the same tactics used often by abusers. In fact, I am surprised that this abusive letter has come from a woman who claims to workatashelterfor abused women, a shelter that struggles to educate our communities about the danfrom W.C. It makes me wonder about your commitment to all the projects that have bom your name. Does the selection for that involve the same criterion and procedures as the selection for safe inclusion? My involvement with theW.C. next year is a possibility, but, my involvement in the W.C. will take some convincing. Debra L. Halverson May 9,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 7 Life After Parkside Kimberfy A. Tenerefli Feature Writer For the last article of the year, I would like to say have a safe and fun summer, and best of luck to the graduating class. I would also like to thank the following who contributed to Life After Parkside: Bev Burnell JohnZehren Jennie Tunkieicz Amy Bauman Carlene Heard Kari Dixon Mary Etta McLane Susan Micheai Sally Wood Dr. Susan Cable Deanna Leadingham Kelly Huston I would also like to thank Beverlee Anderson and Oliver Hayward for contributing to articles other than Life After Parkskle. A sincere thank you also goes to the Ranger staff, and especially Craig Simpkins, Editor, for accommodating my busy schedule. I hope my article did some good for those of you out there. See you next year! Nominations sought for award • The Academic Staff Distinguished Service Award Committee is currently seeking nominations for the 1990-1991 Distinguished Service Award for Academic Staff. Any student, faculty, classified or academic staff member may nominate a non-instructional academic staff member who is employed 50% time or more, and who has not received the award in the past five years. The criteriaforrecognition will be especially distinguished service which demonstrably benefits the University of Wisconsin-Parkside or the campus community, and which exceeds the requiredperforraance of his/her normal duties or job responsibility at the University, Le., "above and beyond the call of duty." However, the feet that job responsibilities vary widely in range should be taken into account Further, it is expected that such distinguished service would be related to his/her professional training; could have been one significant activity or service or a pattern of exemplary service over the years at UW-Parkside; and could have been performed or accomplished on and/or off campus. Nomination forms are available at the Union Information Desk or from the Secretary of the Faculty Office (553-2397). Completed nomination forms should beretumed by June 15,1991. Students honored at banquet by Emily Heller Feature Writer The Annual Student Awards Banquet was held in the Union Dining Room Saturday to honor and thank students who participated in club activities this year at Parkside. The evening began with dinner, followed by the Keynote address given by Robert Turner, Representative of the State Assembly. The awards were then presented to the outstanding students and advisor. Each of the five major status organizations honored two of their members with the Distinguished Service Awards. Receiving the awards for the Ranger were Dan Chiappetta and Ken Schuh; from the Parkside Adult Student Alliance, Gene Desotell and Suzanne Larson; from Parkside Activities Board, Brad Roschyk and Gary Nephew; from Student Organization Council, Mike Johnson and Henry Owens; and from Parkside Student Government Association, Internship applications available for Les Aspin's office Congressman Les Aspin (DWI) today announced that his Racine office is accepting applications from area college students interested in serving as interns during the summermonths of the 1990- 91 school year. "Each semester I recruit new students to woifc ram? es ossswork, which involves solving problems that people are having with federal agencies," Aspin said. "S tudents get a first-hand lock at how the federal government works when they begin the process of locating lostsocial security checks, answering military-related inquiries, or providing information about current legislation and federal programs." Aspin recruits students for the fell, spring and summer semesters of school. He is currently inviting students to apply for non-paid, partfee internships that will ran from June through August of the 1990- 91 school year. The positions revolve around casework, or "problem-solving." Interns are often called upon to answer questions about the Economic Development Administration (EDA), the Farmers Home Administration (FmHA), the Social Security Administration (SS A), or the Internal Revenue Service (IRS). They also have a variety of other responsibilities which include researching legislation, helping with general office work like answering phones, and in some cases wonting1 en are related to their interests. Joe Pascoe, a University of Wisconsin-Parkside political science student, is currently serving as an intern in Aspin's office. "I've learned a lot working for Non-traditional students no longer the exception Les," Pascoe said. "This educational experience has given me something to offer when I begin to look for a job." Many of the interns who work in the Racine Congressional office participate in the UW-Parkside Political Science Internships Program (PSD- That program provides studentswith between 3 and 12 credits for a stint in Aspin's office. In addition to working part-time in the office students are required to do a journal, a research paper, or a series of short position papers during the course of a semester. Aspin encourages students in all areas of study to apply for in- Chris Daniel and Thad Jensen. Six Emerging Leader Awards were given to students who were nominated as up-and-coming student leaders. These awards were presented to Connie Desotell, Tatia Jackson, Nancy Marrero, Tobin Lindbiom, Eric Bovee, and Edilma Del Rodriguez. TheAdvisoroftheYearaward was presented to Lucia Herrera, advisor of H.OJP., Hispanic Organization at Parkside, for her outstanding involvement in the club. The Presidents' Award recipient was chosen by the Presidents of the major status organizations and was awarded to Latesha Jude for her participation in a number of different organizations throughout campus. Gary Nephew was honored with the Phil POgrega Memorial Service Award. Pogrega was a former PSGA president After the awards were presented, music by World Order and Bjorn & White entertained the students. temships in his office. He recruits them from local colleges and universities such as the UW-Parkside, UW-White water, Carthage College, Gateway Technical College, Carroll College, UW-Milwaukee, and Marquette University. Those students who apply for internships should have at least a 2.5 Grade Point Average (GPA), * irceimsendation from one college professor or coufiseiosvF^? more information students should contact Rosanne Rogers at the Racine office which is located at 1661 Douglas Avenue, 53404; or by calling (414) 632-4446, or 551- 7414 if dialing from Kenosha. by Sharon Pastorfno Special to the Ranger Non-traditional college students are no longer the exception on college and university campuses throughout the United States. Many more adults are returning to school now than ever. Some are returning to school to improve their chances for advancement in their present occupations, while others are preparing for new careers. Still others are returning to campuses after years of parenting. Whatever their reasons, the percentage of non-traditional students attending college has been increasing. According to theU.S. Department ofEducalion's National Center for Education Statistics in Washington,D.C., in 1989, 42 percent of college students nationwide were age 25 or older. This figure includes both part-time and full-time students enrolled in courses for credit Parkside ianoexception. Since its creation, Parkside has always maintained a large non-traditional student enrollment which is primarily due to it being a commuter school. According to Mary Walek, Adult Student Coordinator at Student Enrollment Services, there are 2818 non-traditional students (2093 part-time and 725 full-time) enrolled in both credit and audit classes at Parkside this semester out of a total student population of 4889. Converting this figure top ercentages, the non-traditional student population represents 58 percent of the totals tudentpopulation. Parkaide's definition of a non-traditional students is any student age 23 or older. Out of the2 818 non-traditional students, 1328 (47%) are women and 1490 (53%) are men. The age range of Parksidc'a non-traditional student population is as follows: 1701 (60%) are 23-29 years, 670 (24%) are 30-39 years, 301 (11%) are 40-49 years, and 140 (5%) are 50 years and up. The oldest degree seeking student is 76 years old. ; Ranger, Page 8 Feature May 9,1991 next year!!! the Ranger Staff Thanks UW-Parkside for your patronage! Remember the Beach Party ivith the Surf Boys celebrate the end of the school year Prizes! - Giveaways! May 16th Remember our Sunday thru Thursday Specials $1.00 "ituudy Scholarships awarded to incom -Rumpleminz -JagerMeister 302 - 58th Street Kenosha, Wl (414) 652-0505 WANT? Aerobic Exercise Instructors Get paid for exercising! Apply now for Fall '91 aquacize or instructor positions. Applications available in Student Health Services, MOLN D115. By Cynthia Jensen University Scholarship Officer The University of Wisconsin- Parkside is proud of its students' reputations for academic excellence. That excellence is evidenced by the astonishing number of students who apply for UW-Parkside scholarships each year. This year, the University held its -22nd annual Scholarship Day Program on May 5th to honor and award those students chosen to receive University scholarships for the 1991-1992 academic year. UW-Parkside was pleased to award over $86,000to entering and continuing students. This is a major advancement compared to UW-Parkside's first Scholarship Day Program when 5 students shared $1000 in scholarships! The following is a listo f high school seniors who will receive University scholarships as they enter UW-Parkside next Fall. Do you see anyone you know? Academic Scholarships These scholarships are given for outstanding academic achievement, leadership, school/ community service, and academic promise. MargaretKuffel St.Joe's,Kehesha Tracey Wall Cudahy Sr. High, Cudahy, WI CiMutg Kirn Bradford, Kenosha Diana Vargas Tremper, Kenosha Makoto Tokuhisa Washington Park, Racine Debra Guenther Tremper, Kenosha James Bruce Mukwonago High School, Mukwonago, WI Amy Pivovar Tremper, Kenosha Angelica Tovar Bradford, Kenosha Rochelle Boyd J. I. Case, Racine Kimberly Chesick Burlington, Burlington, WI Heather Premeau Tremper, Kenosha Amy Cope Tremper, Kenosha James Neuenfeldt Wauwatosa Sr. High, Wauwatosa, WI Sharon Hill South Milwaukee High School, S. Milw. Daniel Gehrand Union Grove High School, Union Grove, WI Colette Eckert Tremper, Kenosha Andrea Buratti St Joe's, Kenosha Brian Eise Washington Park, Racine Nicole Parker Wisconsin Lutheran, Milwaukee Art Scholarships These scholarships are awarded for aesthetic achievement and potential. DanaGasser Tremper, Kenosha Richard Lorbach West Milwaukee, West Allis, WI Paul Thuriot Washington Park, Racine Jessica Heir Tremper, Kenosha Connie Wolfe Bradford, Kenosha Music Scholarships These scholarships are based on a performance audition. Tony Maze Bradford, Kenosha Joseph Gasser Tremper, Kenosha Dana Gasser Tremper, Kenosha Lori Covelli Bradford, Kenosha Brian Cummings Horlick, Racine Kristine Luxon J.L Case, Racine Arman Mahdasian Horlick, Racine The University of Wisconsin- Parkside community is proud of its students' reputations for academic excellence. That excellence is evidenced by the increasing number of continuing students who apply for, and receive, UW-Parksidescholarships each year. This year, the University held — its 22ndannysl - -Day JL * Program on May 5th to honor and award those students chosen to receive University scholarships. — Through the major fundraising and development efforts of the Office of University Relations, UW-Parkside will award over $86,000to entering and continuing students. This is a 33% increase over the amount of funds available last year, and a major advancement beyond UW-Parkside's first Scholarship Day Program when 5 students shared $1000 in scholarships! The following is a list of current Parkside students who will receive University scholarships for the 1991-1992 academic year. These scholarships are awarded for one or more of the following: superior academic achievement, academic promise, leadership, school and community contributions, aesthetic achievement, or by audition. Sahag Akgulian Scholarship in Engineering David Bloxdorf Alumni Annual Fund Scholarships Ashley Carter Theresa Dickison Russell Minton Jeffrey Van Bendegom John Thelen Brian Washburn Alumni Association Scholar Awards Liberal Arts: Ann Duquaine Education: Laura Stock Science & Tech. Daniel Mattson Business Diane Kelly & Judith Berner Art Department Scholarships Kathleen Henke Carolyn Nehring Linda Lemay Lynn Robey J.I. Case Scholarships Cathi Higgins Jessica Putra Communication Department Endowed Scholarship Rochelle Kehoe Donald Corr Memorial Scholarships Andrew Patch Beth Marie Adelsen Decker/Buchaklian Memorial Scholarship Scott Fernandez DeRose Marketing Scholarship JCTuilfca Ycikey John Drozd Memorial Scholarship Cathy Dantzman Elinor Dubin Memorial Scholarships Timothy Kretschmann Kimberly Tenerelli Robert Wojnarowski Daniel S t John Sharon Scheel Bruce Angleman Mary Sanchez Education Department Scholarship Louisa Montemurro Educators' Credit Union Scholarship Melloney Wilson English Department Scholarship Yana Suchy Ferwerda Physical Sciences Endowed Scholarships Shelly Stanislawski Lisa Lindgren James and Lynn Filipek Scholarship Lori Lorenzen Julius and Alice Goldstein Schol arships UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER S P O R T S SECTION B THURSDAY MAY 9,1991 SECTION B A WRAP-UP ON WHATS INSIDE &§f l|: p§|:l:: :f§|;. ||||;| tgl Ip. M;v{c^crib| mm £m$ who criticized his as&fe thh year. Doherty ileilill^ Shape Bp says that the, fearj ^lti!t;Spi!!!!!i!!! That's all folks In the Una! issue of. the year the Ranger Sports Staff covers all Hawks can't weather Ranger storm Hollenbeck's three homers ignite charge into District 14 tournament Please juin us! Wednesday May 15 house of the newAe^ieSuf^C^ht Lab 1:3® llil®l SSBlSS! sue room, !|l|!t|i||I BiKSIBilf 11;® Bill-: IfieTba^S^ excoilc i eal Education Program. Refreshments will be served. By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor The Viterbo V-Hawks were the team which bumped off the Ranger baseball team last year in the District-14 playoffs. This year, they were the coaches choice to win the District That was until the Ranger offense ravaged the VHawk's pitching. Led by aS-for-8 day including three home runs by lead-off hitter, Wade Hollinbeck, the UWParkside offense banged out 29 hits in two games, blowing the VHawks from contention in District 14. Keyed by a bout of wildness, Viterbo got on the board first scoring three times against Ranger starter Kelly Zielinski in the first inning. The only hit though, was a Dave Wright double with one on. Besides that Zielinski walked three and hit a batter, staking the VHawks to the early lead. The Rangers stole that thunder with a four-run frame of their own. Lead-off singles by Hollinbeck and Marc Thompson set the table for Mike Caccioppo's run-scoring double. Afro* a walk to Greg Green, Ron Bills cleared the bases with a double, putting the Rangers ahead 4-3. Wright had an answer for the Rangers. With two out and a man at second, he hit a two-run blast to give the V-Hawks the lead at 5-4. UW-Parkside took the lead for UW-Parkside Baseball Coach Red Oberbrunner continues to climb the NCAA Division H baseball coaching win list Listed below are the top ten coaches by number of wins. Coach John Scolinos, Cal Poly Pamona Tommy Thomas, Valdosta St. Frank Vieira, New Haven Jack Rose, Denver Rudy Abbot, Jacksonville SL Gary Grob, Winona St. Ken Oberbrunner, UW-Parkside Jack Smitheran, UC Riverside Boyd Coffie, Rollins Bill Aker, Northern KY. Yrs. Won Lost Tied Pet. 43 II 1,171 923 0 .559 23 798 422 1 .654 28 III 737 163 3 .817 30 664 504 1 368 21 659 257 5 .718 23 II 642 328 Mill 661 33 640 315 oW .670 20 634 480 2 569 19 ' 563 390 6 **•* .590 19:11 545 363 0 / .600 good in the third. After a one out walk, Bob hall bunted for a single to put two on. After Hollinbeck made his only out of the game, Thompson cashed in with a tworun double, making it 7-5, Rangers. After a single run by Viterbo in the fourth, the Ranger storm rolled in . Eight Rangers batted before an out was recorded. Included in that squall was four singles and two home runs. Dave Coughlin hit a two-run blast, and Hollinbeck matched that with the first of his homer hat-trick. After asok) dinger by Green in the fifth, the Ranger storm reached catastrophic proportions in the sixth. Aiter Hall doubled and scored with one out, Hollinbeck hit his second homer in two at bats, see PLAYOFFS. B8 Oklahoma City is final stop in golfers' National quest By LEN ANHOLP AssLSporis !i|i homa (Sty, Oklahoma on May I9tb to compete in the xll • xV •: •••. v v v III® • v . - •• • v, • :• . . • • ' •: • . :• : ' • ' • make the trip to nationals was Rick Efeen in 1985. Rangers win four out of their five meets, coach Steve •: V; VV'"" ; ' i ' v . 'VfV. Oklahoma. spring* said Stephens, "All the guys have worked hard every day to achieve our current level of play.rt The Ranger's success tats season iseven more impressive when you loo k at how young the team is, Steve Gerber.tbe number two golfer, is the team's only senior. Mark Schneider and Tom Agazzi, number two and number ihree, are sophomores and Joe DahlsfreatvPfcui Uonneii and Matt Koehfer are only Softball team survives loss to advance By TED McINTYRE Asst Sports Editor Tradition can mean many things to a successful program and to the UW-Parkside Softball team last weekitmeant one more page in a long and growing listof outstanding accomplishments. Last week at the District 14 Championships the Rangers captured their ninth straight District 14 Championship at the Shane Rawly Sports Complex in Racine, a no less than incredible feat considering foe teams youth and lack of experience in foe post season. It took the Rangers five games to repeat as Champions as they lost but one game to Lakeland College and came back to beat the same team in foe Championship game foe next day. The action started on Friday when UW-Parkside faced off against MSOE in the double elimination tournament and breezed to a 11-1 five inning trouncing over the Eagles. The Rangers merely had to see SOFTBALL, B2 Ramjer. Patio B2 Max 9. 1991 Department Improvement needed to keep our athletes competitive By DAVID HtJISW Columnist As this school year comes to an end I thought it would be a good time to look ahead to next year. There are many improvements which need to be made in the athletic department soon. Hopefully by next year the athletic department will be more organized and the programs will be stronger. The athletic teams theU niversity of Wisconsin-Paiksidea re goingt o need a lot of financial help next year. The majority of the teams will be competing at theN CAA Divisionn level nexty ear, which means they will be competing against better competition. UW-Parkside must put money into it's programs in order to stay competitive. In order to make athletics more attractive to prospective recruits, and athletes already on the teams, student support at home games needs to be improved. This could easily be taken care of with just a little promotional help from the school. Opening the new aerobic center to all students is a must for next year. You can not have a facility which can be very beneficial to the students, closed to them because they have more important things tod o than take physical eduction classes. So what will happen next year? Will the soccer and volleyball teams make a well overdue trip to nationals? Will the men's and women's cross country teams continue to improve at nationals? Will anybody finally go and watch the golf team compete? As the winter season begins will Schiesser's basketball team be the national powerhouse he claims they will be? Can the wrestling team continue to be a national powerhouse? Will the women's basketball team draw more fans then the men's team next year? In die spring how will UW-Parkside's women's Softball team handle it's first season at the NCAA Division n level? Will the men's baseball team become the love of the state after the loss of the UW-Madison program? Will the men's and women's track teams finally get to run on a track without potholes? I can't wait to find out Softball Racewalking: "ugly duckling* Olympic sport By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor UW-Parkside is without a doubt the top college in the United States for racewalking. Consistently our walkers finish high in national and even international events, yet the recognition the sport of racewalking has is that of an ugly duckling and receives little interest from people on campus and in the community. In fact as many of you are reading this, you are probably debating weather or not to move on to something "more interesting". Well, hang on and perhaps you will learn a bit about your schools most successful sport UW-Parkside has sent several athletes to the Olympics via racewalking. Former Rangers, Andy Kestner and Jim Hiring, each qualified for three games, 1980, 1984, and 1988. Debbi Lawrence, former Ranger is currently preparing for the '92 games in Barcelona. Lawrence, 29, is thought to be America's best hope for a racewalking medal She is also the first woman to break the 46 minute mark in the 10k. Lawrence, currently ranked 1st in the 10k event in the US, is a former 10k champion in 1990,1986 and 1984. Doug Fournier, 24, also a UWParkside graduate is also preparing for the men's 20k race in '92. Fouriner is ranked second in the US for the event See Racewalking, B3 Goodbye and Goodluck Women survive loss to Lakeland with three straight wins in D-14 tourney continued from front page wait to win, waitbecause the Eagles had no fast pitch pitcher. So the ball seemed big all day for UWParkside who pounded out 13 hits before the game was called on the ten run rule. Right fielder Tammi Wright went four for four with an RBI and scored three times for UWParkside. Pitcher Jeannee Esselman threw the entire five innings giving up just two hitso n her way to the win. The Rangers supported Esselman offensively with two runs in each inning and one in the fourth. Obviously the lack of a true pitcher hurt the Eagles chances but Coach Linda Draft knows thatc an sometimes cause problems, "It's a little scary to play against that type of pitcher because it is hard to slow your hands down when hitting." The problems did not come in slowing down their hand but rather in speeding them up for the next game. For it was against Lakeland College that the Rangers were handed their only loss in the five District 14 tournament games. "We took them too lightly and simply could not hit," said Draft UW-Parkside managed just three hits in seven innings as Lakeland's Amy Knise threw a 4- 0 shut-out The Rangers Beth Hansen had trouble early with first inning jitters as Lakeland sewed three in the first inning on a walk, single, double, triple and a hit batsman. By the time Hansen settled down in the third, the Rangers were down 4-0 and could not awaken their sleeping bats. The play seemed typical of the Ranger efforts all season long, winning a game easily and coming back with a lackluster effort minutes later. But UW-Parkside had matured during the season and came out on top Saturday morning against Viterbo College with a 5-2 win. Essleman had another great outing giving up just four hits allowing two runs none earned. Offensively, the Ranger bats came alive again in the bottom half of the first when first baseman Tammi Wright walked and scored on senior center fielder Larua Nowdomski's triple. Nowdomski then scored when Hansen doubled. The Rangers scored again in see LAKELAND, B4 An attempt to list af! work ; UW-Parkside Ranger in the past j&w years would, end up nothing more than a gross understatement, For! truly could not begin t o put made to the paper and to the people § gettoknowhint. SonowasJeffis fond farwelL - • •••• • . ; • •• known, Overtbe coarse of thep ast; fiveye^^X^tBirterinanB.Lem,ha® spent hundreds of hoars working! only allowed bim pioneer §|||i . ' ' : • • •' ' • : . : . . ' • • . ' • V : • - V , . . . . . ; , •; " . : ' ' . : ' •: • '• ' • . • fas; • • : ' V ' . . • " •; is jhinkmg ^Who the. hell is Jeff : . . • • • • . • " • • . • . : :• ' ' : :V . ' ^ ined, demacdiag, intelligent* elever* fun loving, honest and tdnrnagineably noiquex ''/<Fpr those of us who have had the pieasare of knowing Lera, we him. rKr.gs *; riv pirns Qights baseball* his sense of humor, any sport you can think of, compete Irwin M> Fletcher and of coarse,' "HeyBabeT So now as you leavens, fdlike to wish yon the very best that your ot&sfaadiflg qualities have to offerl Bar all yon have said , ; and the things you gave, h __ Thanks Jeff. Thanks for the Lemmories, TedMchdyre^ Jim's parting shots By JIMNEWCOMB Columnist This is my last column for the Ranger. So, this is my chance to take some parting shots. Here they are. First off, last semesterC urt Schircel wrote a" Letter to theE ditor" that said I was living in afantasy world for picking the Bears to beat the Packers twice. Curt couldn't imagine how I could pick the Bears, a team the Packers beat twice the year before. The Bears won both games. I was right, Curt, you were wrong. I also said the Bears would finish better than 10-6 and goon to the playoffs (no, I never said they'd go any farther). They did and finished 12-4. I picked the Packers to finish 8-8 or below. They did. Well, Curt, guess my "third grade reading skills" and "third grade writing skills" proved a better measure of prediction than your whiny horn-blowing. Oh, yea, Curt You had a few spelling mistakes (you spelled Harbaugh Harbough), and I'm not sure, because as an English major it's sometimes hard for me to tell, but I think you had a few grammatical problems as well. I also received some criticism from some Mini-Scrotum No-Stars fans. This cracked me up even more. You see, Curt Shircel had the guts to put his name to a prediction made before the game (what I do every week). These other weasels not only remained nameless, but made their statement ("Blow me!" "Northstars 2, Newcomb 0") after the fact Quick question: Where were the No-Stars fans before the play-offs? Snowbound? Listening to Prince? I admit I was wrong when I picked the early elimination of the No-Stars, but at least I don't have to watch them play. Oh,yea. Are you No-Stars fans also Vikings fans? Or do you just like the No-Stars because they have pretty uniforms? Guest Article Tough schedule not enough to stop soccer team's consistent performance By MIKE LEE Guest Writer The Rangers have one of the nations best soccer programs. A program which was started with the opening of the school in 1969. The past twenty-two years have produced some great teams and outstanding individual players. The teams overall record is a respectable 207-152-33. Next year Rick Kilp's team will be working to make a string of twelve consecutive winning seasons. The Rangers have dominated District 14 and Area 5 of the NAIA. Parkside has won the district championship five of the last seven years. In each of the district championship years, the team reached the the Area 5 championship match. The 1984 Rangers defeated Sangamon State University to take the Area 5 title NAIA National Tourney, where they finished twelth in the country. Each year since 1984, the Rangers have been ranked in the NAIA top twenty national polL This past years squad reached a record high ranking of number five. These are credible accomplishments concidering the Rangers tough schedule. UW-Madison, UW-Milwaukee, and Ohio State are well respected NCAA D-I programs which appear on Parkside's schedule. NCAA D-II powerhouse University of Missouri-St Louis, plus NAIA top twenties, Tiffin of Ohio and Judson of Illinois, are always formidable adversaries. The Rangers have dominated the All- District 14 team and consistently have had players voted to the Area 5, NSCAA All-Mideast, and NAIA AllAmerican teams. There have been eighteen Rangers voted Ail-American. In 1989, the NAIA launched its Senior Bowl, set upf or the countries best seniors. Parkside had its players participate in the first two games. In 1989, Michael Baldwin (1985-1988) was a starting defender for the West All -Stars. In 1990, Stan Anderson (1985-1989) and Jim Chomko (1986-1989) were both invited to the all-senior match. ft Each year since 1984, the Rangers have been ranked in the NAIA top twenty national poll. This past years squad reached a record high ranking of number five. •t Anderson played in the nets and Chomko in the midfield. The West won, and Jim Chomko was voted the games MVP. This year senior Michael Riley (1987-1990) will represent Parkside at the Senior Bowl in New Mexico. The former UW-Parkside player with the longest list of accomplishments is Jimmy Banks. While atParkside, Banks was voted toNAIA,NCAAD-n,andNSCAA All-American. He has attained the the highest goal of any soccer player- to play in the World Cup. Banks was a starting defender for the United States in the games against Italy and Austria in the 1990World Cup in Italy. He is now playing professional indoor soccer for the Milwaukee Wave. The high level of competition and sucess of Parkside soccer continues when die players leave the field. In a day when winning conferences can be more important than graduation rate, Parkside's is one program that makes no mistake about what is truly important Coach Rick Kilps states "Academics are more important than athletics. I tell my recruits straight out- Your coming here to get a degree. If your interested in becoming a professional player, then your looking at the wrong program." Kilps stands by his word. Since Kilps' arrival in 1984, there have been four Academi c All- Americans. All players who have completed their eligibility have graduated. Many of these studentathletes have continued their education. At this time former players are working on their Masters Degrees in Law, Medicine and Engineering. The future looks no different, there will be six more players to graduate this Spring. The type of individual who will play soccer at Parkside must be able to excel both on and off the field. It is this type of athlete which makes programs sucessful. The tradititionofPaikside soccer is alive in the classroom as well as on the field. This combination will continue for the good of Parkside and the good of the individual. The type of program Parkside has is worth supporting, go watch a game this fall. Racewalking Attention would help the image continued from B2 While the Rangers have given us so much success close to home, it is doubtful that our athletes will fare well in Barcelona. This is related to the ugly duckling syndrome the sport receives. Just like here at UW-Parkside, the sport of racewalking is not a big hit nationally. Because of this, funding is low for the event and other nations are able to outwalk us rather easily. Perhaps if the event were offered at a highschool level for competition or even introduced to gradeschoolers there would be a bigger interest. Other countries like the USSR make their Olympic walkers compete as if it were "fulltime". Here in the US, it is a fulltime job just trying to organize the athletes together into a training routine as most of our Olympic walking hopefuls train alone. So, while UW-Parkside remains the powerhouse for collegiate competition, the interest is that of a slumping sport. And nationally, the sport of racewalking remains a mystery to those who encounter it Until a greater interest is taken to remove its unfavorable image, the United States will not improve its racewalking efforts at the international level. JA TinaC'WorcC... By: JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor A lot has changed in just three years The Ranger Soccer Program has been looming over opponents since its inception in 1969, compiling a 207-152-33 record. The day has come when the title of this column has true meaning. After three years of calling the shots here for the Ranger Sports Department, I will be moving on, having 'used up my eligibility' by graduating. Looking back, there have been quite a few changes in that short time. When I started, the Ranger's sports coverage consisted of one page, the back page of the Ranger. Once in a while, that would stretch to two, but those pages were shared with the comic strip "Bloom County". (Now that seems long ago.) That was the same year in u/hich Al Sr.hftissftr became coach of the Ranger basketball team. Before then, there was a real reason to pull out both sets of bleachers, and there was a REAL student section. (Now that seams really long ago.) The Rangers also had tennis teams that year, men's and women's. A lot has changed at the newspaper too. Personals used to be more than a page long, in small print. Almost as long as this year's letters to the editor' section. I've seen three Editors-In-Chief, and about a hundred photographersfew lasted more than two issues. In those three years, the Sports Section has moved from the back page to its own, true, section, between four and twelve oases weekly. The only reason that was possible, was because of my two dedicated assistants, writers, and the coaches which all have gone out of their way to help us cover their sports. One thing that hasn't changed is the fact that we do not have a Sports Information Department I'd like to thank the individual coaches for putting up with that fact, doing the job of an SID for us. Ill always look back on these three years as a very special time. A time which I had the people around me to put the best sports section in the state together. To everyone who helped, thank you. , UW-Parkside's trainers are gaining from the nation's Interest In sports medicine must take courses in CPR, first aid, athletic training patterns, kinesiology. physiology, sports psychology, and several other medically oriented classes. Guest speakers in the field of sprats medicine come in frequently and keep our student trainers enthused and up to date on new techniques and technology. "The support we get from our community has been fantastic over the last few years, in feet, there is a whole new respect growing nationwide for sports medicine," stated Kilps. What are these student trainers' Career objectives? Senior Kevin Jafiray isa biology major who has been a trainer for three years. "When I first came to Parkside, there was only one trainer. Coach Kilps persuaded me to check out sports medicine and 1 decided to stick with it" Jaffray's specialty is working with feet and ankles, and he plans to use this specialty in the field of pediatry. Pete Aiello is an art major and has also been in the training program for three years. He specializes in the area of injury prevention and rehabilitation. He helps athletes with weightlifting and cardiovascular activities. Coming from a family of doctors, Aiello chose to pursue sports medicine due to his family's support and his love of sports. Aiello's career objective is to remain in the area, and help local high schools become By MARK LAUER Guest Writer When people talk about UWParkside's athletic program, seldom is the training staff mentioned. The U.W. Parkside athletic trainers are like basketball players that sacrifice glory to play tough defense or make good passes, they play a major role in the athletic program, yet are seldom recognized for their work. Without the trainers'care, The Parkside athletes would be lucky to finish a season, due to injuries, let alone enjoy-the success they do. In 1984, Rick Kilps came to Parkside to pursue a career as a soccer coach. As a Nationally Certified Athletic Trainer, Kilps took over the training program as well "In the beginning, there was not much interest in the field of athletic training. Here at Parkside there was rally rare student trainer who did everything," commented Kilps. Through years of hard work and determination, Kilps has developed UW-Parkside's training staff to 18 members, thereby providing the athletes with more attention. "Parkside has some of the finest athletes in the country and we want to give them the best treatment possible. We are not hoe to tell athletes not to play, we are here to help them," said Kilps. Just how qualified are thle trainers? Parkside's training crew Softball Essleman's threecontinued from B2 the third and then got two more insurance runs in the fifth when Wright singled home catcher Rachel Seilaff who reached third on an error and a stolen base. En route to the 5-2 win, UWParkside collected six hits, stole three bases and moved runners with bunting and smart baserunning. The win was the Rangers biggest test of the season because a loss would have meant their season was over in the double elimination tournament. "We took an early lead and maintained it without losing our intensity when Viterbo scored," said Draft To the delight of Draft, the Rangers kept up the intensity in their next game against Edge wood with a decisive 9-0 win. Hansen rebounded from her loss against Lakeland pitching a four hit shutout as the Rangers continued to get excellent efforts from the mound. Wright continued her torrid pace during the tournament going three for four with two RBI's scoring twice. Carlson, Nowdomski and Stock were all two fra four. UWParkside's first batter of the game, Sielaff, scored following hersingle, moving to second on a Wright bunt and throwing error from Edgewood's catcher. Then came home on Stock's single. Things went that way for the Rangers the rest of the game as they scored two in the first and second, three in the fifth and two more in the sixth. The Rangers capitalized on a very tired Edgewood team as they had only nine players and their Trace Eastman tends to an injured player in the UW-Parkside training room. The training room is located in the PE building, with doors servicing both the men's and women's locker rooms. more competitive in sports medi- impressed by how well they treated which has worked out great," stated cine. "I would like to see some of the area high schools get the same quality treatment as Milwaukee schools," remarked Aiello. He would also like to pursue an art career on the side. Aiello feels being a cartoon artist would be a great way to spend spare time. Senior Kristi Grandt has been an athletic trainer for nearly two years. She was introduced to the field of sports medicine the hard way. "I hurt the rotator cuff in my right shoulder and had it checked by one of fee trainers. I was so my injury that it sparked an interest in me," said Grandt. She will graduate in December, and plans to continue being a trainer at fee high school or college level wife tire possibility of becoming a physical therapist Junior Allen McCarthy is a human-behavior-in-society major and has just joined Parkside's training team this year. A former member of the airforce, McCarthy decided to finish his degree and pursue a career in sprats medicine. "I did not go for all of the technicalities of physical therapy, so I decided to try athletic training, McCarthy. He plans to finish school in 1992, and take his talents into the professional world or sports medicine. Wife UW-Parkside's athletic training program coming out of the dark, thanks to Kilps, these student trainers should have no trouble reaching their goals. They are not only helping the athletic program, but they are involved in an educational experience. Few people realize feat these student trainers do not get paid for their efforts. These ambitious students are in the process or framing a solid foundation fra their future. sends Lady Rangers to Bi-Districts pitcher had to throw four complete games in just two days. The tournament climaxed when UW-Parkside squared off against Lakeland College fra fee second time in two days. Esselman took to the hill and fere w brilliantly in an three hit shut-out to capture the title fra the Rangers. UW-Parkside scored all three of their runs in the first Sielaff lead off the game reaching on a throwing error by Lakeland's shortstop. She stole second and then Wright singled her as the Rangers jumped on the board early. Wright then moved to second on another Lakeland error by their second baseman and then Stock singled her in. Stock then stole second and scored on Sue Palubicki's single fra the final run of fee game. The Rangers were thrown out at third twice late stealing trying to get insurance runs. And played good defense throughout to repeat as District 14 Champions. "I wanted them to try and stay loose, relax and have fun. I knew we could hit the pitching it was just a matter of doing it," said Draft For UW-Parkside fee Championship was more than just another in a long line of accomplishments. With a young team i t is always difficult to win especially in the post season. "We matured as a team during fee season and did not make mental mistakes while we took advantage of other team's mistakes," added Draft While the Rangers are a relatively young team, their strength definitely comes from their upperclassmen. All fee juniors and seniors, two juniors, Palubicki and Wright, and three seniors, Hansen, Nowdomski and Stock were named to the All-District 14 tournament team. Wright was fee top vote getter and will get to go to thPe an American try outs in two weekends in Columbia MO where fiveNAIA players will be chosen to try out at the Colorado Springs Training site. UW-Parkside now advances to the Bi-Distriet Championship against the District 13 Champion Minnesota Duluth tomorrow in Minnesota. Last year, Duluth beat the Rangers at bi-districts here and in 1989, the Rangers traveled to Duluth and won. The winner will go on the to the National tournament in Columbia MO. May 15th- 18th. Guest Article Working to keep the teams on the field VUlY 0. 1W1 3 o R I S Ranker. Pji'ic B? 'Twin 9tiC(s QoCf and Country Ctub Site of the 1991 NAIA National Golf Championship: Oklahoma City Oklahoma Out Hole 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 In Hole Rangers goal: make cut continued from B1 played Thursday and Friday. The Rangers will be facing the stiffest competition of their careers as they compete against strong schools from the south. "The highest a District 14 school has ever finished is eight," stated Stevens. "The southern schools have the opportunity to play all year round, which makes it tough for the schools in our district, for a northern school to finish in the top half is quite an accomplishment." The Rangers will play a practice round on Monday before play begins Tuesday morning. Ate Tuesdays and Wednesdays competition the field will be cut in half for the remaining 36 holes to be "Our number one goal is to make the cut," said Stephens, "After that will go for as high afi nish as possible." Unlike the District 14 competition, the Rangers can only take five golfers to the National Tourney, with four scores counting towards the team score each round. Koehler, the teams sixth golfer was edged out by fellow freshman Joe Dahlstrom for the final slot "All five of our golfers are capable of shooting good scores," said Stephens. "Iftwo guys can get hot for us each round and the other three play solid, I think we can finish in the top half." Rangers win 4th in row at Point By LENANHOLD Asst. Sports Editor Despite cold and windy conditions at The Sentry World Sports Complex in Stevens Point on Monday, the UW-Parkside Ranger golfers played well and won their fourth consecutive meet this spring. The Rangers edged UWStevens Point by three strokes and finished five strokes ahead of third place finisher UW-Green Bay as they won the annual Sentry World Invitational Tom Agazzi paced the Rangers with a six over par 78, top lace him second overall, while Steve Geifcer and Paul Connell each tallied seven over par 79's. Joe Dahlstrom and Matt Koehler rounded out the Ranger's scoring firing 84 and 85, respectively. Usually, a match isplayed with six golfers, with the top five scores taken for the final score while the highest thrown out The Rangers only had five golfers on Monday however, as number one player Mark Schneider injured his hand on the bus ride to the match. Schneider required ten stitches on two fingers of his right hand ate accidentally scraping a piece of metal. It remains to be seen if the injury will heal in time for him to compete at the NAIA National Meet The Rangers won four of the five meets they have participated in this spring, taking a second place finish to division I Bradley University in their first meet of the year. The Ranger's dominance pleases coach Steve Stephens, "Die guys have worked very hard on their games this spring and are playing very well," added Stephens,'Tom Agazzi and Paul Connell are play- ' ing their best golf right now." Sunday UW-Parkside will head to the Twin-Hills Golf & Country Club In Oaklahoma City OK for the NAIA Championships. Season Statistics TD JREV ES 3NF 2NF RT PEN W L PIN MDTF 224* 16 41 ll 6 8 7 52* 10 5 13 2 •Denote* school record Honors: NCAA Division H AB-American and All-District Fim Team Selection. y^s coiism|^lcgiaie Champion,; Whdtton Invite Charapjoiv < •. Voter Breakdown MM Wriiers/Coackestl mssmmM |ljmi;:ftoSrs6n-l • 11m Seaman-1 |Do momc Delrose-T • T an-, y • Diana Weitzel-1 lllllll WSiMeUB:, III 5er-7 Diana Weitzei-7 -5 Tim Roberson-4 m-2 Colleen Ryan-1 Mike Riley-1 Tn m~l Mark Hemauer Marie captured All-American honors for the third time in his career after wrestling to a 52-10 record and breaking several school records this season. Wrestling at 167 pounds, Mark established new school records for takedowns in a season, takedowns in a career, wins in a season and moved into second place on the all-time victory list, one victory behind teammate Dennis DuChene. Mark was ranked first or secord in the midwest region for the better part of the season and between third and fifth in the NCAA Division II poll at 167 pounds all season long. Included in his long line of accolades this season are vicotries at the Tombstone Open, the Wheaton Invitational and the Wisconsin Collegiate Wrestling Championships. Mark is rated by wrestling coach Jim Koch as the eleventh best wrestler in UW-Parkside history and the number one wrestler at 177 pounds in the school's history. Besides his many wrestling accomplishments here at UW-Parkside, Marie has shown h is athletic abilities in other areas. He has been the number one receiver for the three-time IM flag football champions and this season captained the IM basketball championship team. Diana, a senior forward, averaged 17.2 points and six rebounds a game this season to lead the Rangers to a 14-12 record this season. "Lady Di", as she is called by her friends and teammates, led the Rangers in field goals, points per game and minutes per game while moving into sixth place on the all-time scoring list A senior from Waunakee High School in Waunakee WI, Weitzel is an Art major. Diania used her artistic talents on the court as well as she spearheaded UW-Parkside's game plan for the 1990-91 season. A two time Ranger/IBM Athlete of the week, Diana was named to the All-District 14 team and led the Rangers to a runner up finish in the District 14 Championships. Weitzel used her outstanding transition game to score many of her points on fast break opportunities. Weitzel played smart ball all season for the Rangers in leading UW-Parkside to its first ever District 14 Championship. Her heads up game allowed her to create opportunities for other players and make things happen on the court Weitzel was also strong in the post for the Rangers. Weitzels strongest asset however was her leadership with the other players. When coach Miller neededa spark in the line-up, sheal ways had "Lady DiB on the court winner is... Writers and coaches choose Hemauer Weitzel ties Hemauer in student poll By LENANHOLD Asst. Sports Editor Senior wrestler Mark Hemauer and senior basketball player Diana Weitzel captured honors in the first annual Ranger Athlete of the Year Competition. Hemauer received 4 of the 16 votes placed by Ranger sports writers and UW-Parkside coaches to win the Writer's Award, while Weitzel and Hemauer each tallied seven votes in the Student balloting. Senior soccer player Mike Riley finished second in the Writer's Awardcompetition with three votes while senior volleyball player Colleen Ryan and sophomore golfer Tom Agazzi finished with two votes each. In the student poll, freshman racewalker Tim Seaman finished behind Hemauer and Weitzel with five votes, followed by Tim Roberson with four. In all, 16 coaches and writers voted, with 28 students voting. the l'\V -PARkSIDK -BASEBALL BOX SCORES. UW-Parkside vs. Carthage at Simmons Field Kenosha, WI UW-PARKSIDE i b r b Hoffinbockcf 5 Hoilrf 0 Thompson* 4 Ddiwerffcf 4 C*eioppo3b 4 Gmnczlf Green 2b Bilk lb Knothec Cocghlia* HiUif Totals UW-PartuWe Carthage CARTHAGE bi ibr k bl 1 2 0 Heydmcf 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 Ftzgridlf 4 0 0 0 2 2 1 Wnocklb 3 0 1 0 1 1 2 Trottiercf 4 0 10 2 2 2 Logo if 3 0 10 0 0 0 CbraioBb 3 1 0 0 2 3 2 Turner* 3 0 0 0 1 1 0 Dcninft 3 0 2 1 0 2 3 Carina 3 0 0 0 0 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 Lewis 6.2B: Thompioa, Deiroae, BiDi, Knothe, Sfereaoa, Voa. HR: Hoilinbeck, Caccioppo, Bilk, Coogfaiin(9, Btar, Unroe. SB: HoBinbeck(2)t Hjanp aoo, Mkhalok, J Vn—. Steremen, M Scaeae. CS: Knothe, Wtgrik, Blair. UW-Parkride IP H R ERW K Fenrick 1 3 4 4 2 0 Philips 233 7 7 7 5 3 Koscta W 307 2 1 1 2 0 Lewb IP H R ERW K Aflderim 433 12 10 10 1 1 Jaoiin 1 2 1 1 0 0 Kreea L 107 2 2 1 1 0 39 1# 14 1# Totals 30 1 5 1 410001381-1# 01000000^-1 WP: Patrick O). KonczaL Anderim. Bit- PSIIipt, gnncrJ HB: Groen, Bills, Knothe (all by Jaolist> UW-Parkside vs. Lewis at Lewis University Game 2 DP: UW-Pakside 2, Carthage 1. LOB: UW-Patkside 7. Carthage 6. 2 B:Thompsan, Caccioppo (2), Deiroae, Ms, Wrack, Trottier, Doom. 3B: Green. HR: Green. CS: Ddroae. Sac: Thompson, Bilk UW-PARKSIDE ab r h Hoflinbeekcf 2 Thompson* 2 Ddroae rf 3 Caccioppo 3b 2 UW-Paikside Zdinski W Cartkage Slockwdl L Hooinger IPH RER WK 9 5 1 1 3 10 IP 633 257 H RER WK 11 9 8 2 1 5 1 1 0 2 Green 2b Bills c Koothe lb Cooghlindb Hall If Cafcsph Totab LEWIS bi ab r 0 Wojcikcf 3 0 MicUlok lb3 0 Strmoorf 3 0 Blare 3 0 Unroe a 3 0 Sea*J2b3 1 Bertmdrf 2 1 CM* 3b 1 1 21 3 WP ZeKnski (2), Houringn. PB: Heydom HBP: CoagfaEn (by Slockwdl), Tarns (by Zelinsld) UW-Parkside vs. Lewis at Lewis University Game 1 UW-Parkside Lewis Uabtnlty 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 110 0 0 0 S d u b r d h 2 1 1 4 0 0 1 2 Totab 23 4 3 4 110 002 #-3 041000 X—4 E: Seneae, Mkhalok. DP Lewis L LOT: P*kside 4, Lewb 3. HR: Scbealer. 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DP: Pbkaide 1, bwia L LOB: Pkkaide 8, VTTERBO ab r Scheffhcf 4 1 So0*2b 1 1 Wright dh 3 2 Viteibo College vs. UW-Paikside Game 1 UW-PARKSIDE M a b r h 0 Hoffinhedcf 3 3 3 0 Thompson* 4 2 3 2 Ddnaerf 3 2 0 BITING Naae G IN 1 Hoflenbeck29 189 2 Ddroae 28 19 6 3 Caccioppo 29 199 4 Bilb 26 171 5 Thompson 29 20 0 6 Green 29 189 7 Knotbe 27 185 8 CoogMia 24 13 4 9 Hall 27 181 10 Beg* 6 31 U Cam 8 73 12 Otfaea 11 38 13 Diedricfc**14 74 29 211 PITCHING Naae 1 Beg* 2 ZriimM 3 Koncal 4 Canddl 5 Cam 6 Uiwwski 8 2 1 Hdt 61 8 Rarick 10 7 3533 3 9 Ugndrf" 113 0 lOPHlipi 7 2 1333 1 SEASON TOTALS AIR H 28 3B HREIUKH* SBSMSF-AVB SLG FIELDING 89 35 36 10 3 95 16 36 9 2 81 24 29 8 0 71 13 27 8 0 108 24 32 8 1 93 23 30 14 4 76 18 21 4 0 33 16 13 4 79 12 13 3 10 4 4 1 9 0 2 1 14 4 2 0 30 7 9 0 15 19 17 1 18 13 15 0 23 18 12 3 24 4 9 1 28 6 14 0 17 3 5 3 10 5 3 1 12 9 8 2 8 10 17 2 0 2 3 0 01 4 0 3 5 4 0 8 5 9 0 10 11 0 0.404 0.719 3 9 0 0379 0547 3 0358 0531 4 0380 0535 2 0296 0389 0 0323 0624 0276 0329 0394 0848 0165 0203 0.400 0500 0222 0556 0143 0143 0300 0300 788196 2S4 7# 12 13 16610012# 13 33 46 11 #322 #A9i G GS IN 1 0 1 11 10 6633 6 13 1 2S33 5 28 0 1067 1 12 1 1133 0 94 6 1 W L I E R H I B 2 B 3 B H R B B 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 24 22 46 33 11 0 2 27 0 14 9 21 19 2 0 0 9 1 13 13 22 16 3 1 2 18 1 6 4 12 9 3 0 0 5 0 13 7 11 7 3 0 1 10 2 10 8 12 12 0 0 0 10 3 31 27 33 22 5 3 3 23 1 7 3 4 3 0 1 0 4 1 21 19 30 26 3 0 1 16 KWPHBSVERA BF 2 0 1 46 2 2 22 3 1 22 6 1 5 0 0 6 1 1 2 2 0 16 11 1 0 0 0 13 2 0 • totab 29 29 20 J217 12 139112191147 3# S 9 123 134 27 7 5 454 867 4J6 000 259 120 4.18 137 525 635 658 900 e a go fldt 1 2 48 0580 1 3 38 0576 8 42 21 0587 3 8 72 0564 9 48 24 0589 1 48 34 0588 10 8 95 0912 0 0 1 0000 1 0 31 0569 2 4 1 0000 0 0 2 1000 3 3 4 0.700 1 2 22 0560 4# IS 393 #533 BF BFffN 5 500 222 335 109 430 109 359 53 457 51 425 55 455 155 439 20 657 88 5.74 Isehaeec 3 Wagner if 3 Konger3b 2 Skoganrf 4 Prabom lb 2 Block lb 1 Bnsnski«3 Totab 26 7 Vtorbo UW-Parkside 0 C*xioppo3b 3 2 Green 2b 0 Bilk lb 0 Knothsc 0 0 Hail if 1 5 Totab 34 2# 2# 16 32# 161-7 412517-2# Vkerbo Gamak L Coda I P H R ER W K 4 13 12 9 73 2 7 8 8 2 1 UW-Parkside IP H R ERW K Zdinski W 6 7 7 6 7 5 WP: Coda. PB: Iaehiee, Viteibo College vs. UW-Paikside Game 2 VITERBO UW-PARKSIDE ab r b bi a b r b M Schdkrcf 3 1 0 0 Hoilinbeck cf 3 3 2 5 Softer 2b 3 1 0 0 Thompson* 2 1 0 0 Wrgtdh/lbl 1 0 0 Defeaerf 3 1 3 1 fehrocc 3 1 1 1 Ciccioppo3b 2 0 0 0 Wagner If 4 0 3 1 Green 2b 3 0 0 0 Kong* 3b 2 0 0 0 Bflkc 3 0 1 2 Skogarf 2 0 1 0 Koothe lb 2 1 1 0 PmbolVpl 0 0 0 Cmph/lb 0 1 0 0 Klnaukia3 0 0 0 Zdinkipii 1 0 0 0 Coughta* 1 1 1 0 Hail If 3 2 1 0 Totab 22 4 5 2 Totab 23 1# 9 1 Vterbo UW-Putdde 3W 98# 1—5 IN 496 X—11 DP: Vrtebo 1. Pmfaidb 1 LOB: Vimbo 7, UW-Ptakride7. 2B: Scheffler, De iroae. H R: Iaehaec, Hoilinbeck. SB: Hoffinbeck. SF: Kong*, Ptoenboom, Thompson. Vkerbo Huririni L UW-Parkside Kalmmki W KooczrfS IP 5 1 IP 533 1 067 H R ER W K 7 9 7 9 1 2 1 1 0 1 H I ERW K 7 7 6 7 5 0 1 1 1 0 0 0 0 2 1 WP Holdms, GaahUCft IsiisowikL MISC. INTRA MUR ALS Badminton Tournament Thursday May 1,1991 Championship Result Denise Hollings worth A Asoka Korak 4-11,11-7,11-10 Sand Volleyball Tournament Friday May 3,1991 Championship Match Chowbox d. The Fraud 15-7,15-10 Chowbox Team Members 1. DaveScoggin 2. Brian Anderson 3. Mike Engel 4. Gary Bauer UW-PARKSIDE SOFTBALL BOX MSOEvs. UW-Paikside D-14 Championships (Game 1) Kenosha, WI E: Skogan, Koda, Knolta LOB: Viierbo 9, UW-Pakside 8. 2B: Wright, Thomps® (2), Caccioppo, Bills (2), HdL HR: Wright, HonrinsM, Hoilinbeck ( 2), Green, Cooghiin. SB: Deirooe.GrreaCS: Bills. UW-PARKSIDE MSOE ab r b bi ab r h H 3 1 1 1 R u p e r t c f 2 0 0 0 1110 Bake If 2 4 3 4 1 Obonss 2 10 0 1 Rntm»torp2 0 0 Egerfeldc2 1 1 2 Msduw3b2 0 0 0 Conio2b 2 0 1 0 1 Fetter rf 2 0 1 0 2 0 Gmlb 2 0 0 Sielaffc Krkman2b Wright rf MklskLJa 1 Pecs* 4 Pkbcki 2b 2 Mkkki, Ju 2b 1 Flos 3b Stpheas 3b Cdsonlf Essebnanp Nwdmskicf Totab 0 0 2 2 2 2 1 2 3 1 1 3 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 UW-Parkside E*elmaaW MSOE Rentmeesier L I P H I ERW K 5 2 1 0 0 3 I P H I ERW K 5 13 11 0 4 0 UW-Parkside vs. Lakeland D-14 Championships (Game 2) Kenosha, WI UW-PARKSIDE a b r b Sielaffc 3 Wright rf 3 Stock rf 3 Pea* 2 MftubkU*! Mubkki2b 2 Hansen p 3 Pica 3b 2 Carbon If 2 Nowdcodricf 1 Stephens & 1 Mftnbki.il lbQ Totab 23# Lakeland bi abr 0 Hilliadc 4 0 Ksbamcf 3 1 Sdrmizr3b3 1 Knsep 3 Wndgtzai 3 Kandlerlf 3 Fhraanpb 2 Waif lb 3 h H 1 0 0 0 0 Coital 2b 3 1 1 0 Orcecorf 3 0 11 0 0 2 1 1 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 0 1 8 1 UW-Pwkbde Totab 3# 4 9 4 •#•####-# 3M0###—4 DP: UW-Parkside 0. Lafcbad 1. LOB: UW-hkade 3, laUadS UW-Parkside IP H R ERW K Ham L 6 9 4 2 1 3 I P H R ERWK Knae W 7 3 0 0 0 1 Viterbo vs. UW-Paikside D-14 Championships (Game 3) Kenosha, WI UW-PARKSIDE Viterbo • b r I M a b r h Sielaffc 3 2 10 bfrfcklbd 0 1 Wright lb 1 2 Nowdooakicf 3 1 1 1 1 1 1 Stock rf Pdubickia Hanenph Carbon If Pica 3b M4ubki,Ja* 3 Eaaehsanp 0 Totab 245 Fanyp 2 Msroqb 3 M*hucoc3 Marline cf 3 Bnroadai3 Allen 3b 2 Adam 73 3 Thorn* 2b 3 WuemdirfO 1 1 2 0 Totab 26 2 Vltato ###•!•#—2 UW-Parkdde 2H92##-J DP: UW-Ptokade 0, Vitabo ft LOB: UW-Pbksi* 4, Viterbo i UW-Parkside IP H R ERW K ,W 7 4 2 0 2 7 I P H I ERW K 6 6 5 5 2 9 Vfcrto Pbny L UW-Parkside vs. Edgewood D-14 Championships (Game 4) Kenosha, WI UW-PARKSIDE Edgewood abr b bi a b r I Sielaffc 2 1 1 1 Doc 3 0 0 2 3 2 Wdwrth2b3 0 1 2 2 1 Mass 3 0 0 1 2 2 Elliot lb 3 0 0 0 Frcdaichp3 0 0 1 fey 3b 3 1 2 0 McGufecf3 1 1 0 Machlf 2 1 1 0 Weadlrf 2 Wright lb 4 Nowdorakicf 4 Stock rf 4 PMubicki 2h Hansen p Carisoolf PV»3b Mikukki, Jar 28 U U 6 Totab 18 1 2 I MSOE 01# 0O-1 UW-Parkside 24212-11 DPtUW-ParkiideO,MSOEaLOB:UW-Ptokade8,MSOE Totab UW-Parkside Edgewood 32 9 12 7 Totab 0 0 0 0 0 0 25 0 220 032#-# 00000##-# DP: UW-Pakside 0, Edpvood 0 LOB: UW-Pakside 6, Edgewood#. UW-Parkside IP H R ERW K Ham 7 4 0 0 0 0 IP H I ERW K Fredench 7 12 9 2 1 2 UW-Parkside vs. Lakeland D-14 Championships (Game 5) Kenosha, WI UW-PARKSIDE LAKELAND ab r h M ab r h 1 1 0 Ha£ardc 3 0 0 1 2 0 Ksbaantf3 1 0 Schmta3b3 1 0 Knsep 2 Sielaffc Wright rf Mftnbkilb Fbcs* Prfobicki2b Fko 3b Gabon If Euebsanp 0 0 Nowdooakicf 4 0 1 1 Wndegtzn3 1 0 Knffaif 2 2 1 Fahrnnrf2 0 0 0 0 Wctflb 2 0 0 1 0 Coital 2h 2 0 0 Totab UW-Pakside 27 3 H 2 Totab 2203 3010010-3 #0##8##~# DP: UW-Parkride 2, Ukland 1. LOB: UW-Parkadcb, Labebnd2 UW-ParksMe EnetaaaW KraeL I P H 1 ERW K 7 3 0 0 1 3 I P H R ERW K 7 103 1 0 0 DISTRICT 14 SOFTBALL Results of District 14 Softball tournament at Shane Rawly Complex —Double Elimination— Friday's Results Edgewood 3 Marlon O Viterbo 3 Lakeland O UW-Ptrkslde 11 MSOE 1 Marlon 9 MSOE 4 MSOE out of tournament Edgewood 7 Viterbo 3 Saturday's Results UW-Parkside S Viterbo 2 Lakeland 8 Marlon 1 UW-Parkside 9 Edgewood O Lakeland 2 Edgewood 1 UW-Parkside 3 Lakeland O UW-Parkside-Rangers advance to bi-dlstrlct 13 championships vs. MI Duluth. t UaiiMr. R,X Ranger team effort routs Redmen By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor Two Rangers stood out, but it was probably the best team effort of the year for the UW-Parkside baseball team as they drubbed Carthage, 10-1 last week. Greg Green turned in a 3 for 4 performance, including a triple and his first home run of the season to lead the Ranger's 16-hit attack. On the mound, Kelly Zielinski allowed just five hits while striking out ten, allowing the Redmen just one run in going the distance. Meeting their cross-tow n rivals at Simmons Field, home of the Kenosha Twins, the Ranger hitters had no trouble making themselves feel at home. Four of the first five batters started out one-for-one, three with extra-base hits as UWParkside jumped out to a 4-0 lead. The inning featured the first of three hits by Green, this a run sewing triple scoring Marc Thompson. After the Rangers added a single run in the second, Carthage sewed what would be their wily tally of the game in the bottom of the second. After a lead-off walk and a pair of wild pitches, Jeff Domin doubled to the gap in left to make it 5-1. Zielinski got outof the frame with no further damage with a strikeout and a pop up, stifling what was the only Redman rally of the afternoon. The score remained their until Greg Green went 3-for-4 against the Redmen, and was a double short of hitting for the cycle. He also scored 2 and drove in 2. a blast over the left field wall, his third hit in three at bats. UW-Parkside added more insurance in the seventh. With one out and Thompson on first, Dominic Delrose and Mike Caccioppo each doubled in runs , and with two out, Ron Bills added the third run-scoring double of the inning. He finished with a pair of hits and three RBIs for the contest Zielinski dSgJtneedit, After giving up the run in Uib secbndrhe didn't allow a Carthage runner beyond second base, surrendering only three more hits. Aftera double play ended the seventh, he retired the last six in order, striking out the last two batters to end the game. Every Ranger starter had a t least one hit in the game, and five had a multi-hit game. Defensively, the Rangers were flawless, turning a pair of double-plays behind Zielinski The win boosted the Rangers to 14-9, as Zielinski won his fifth. Playoffs Rangers blow past Viterbo in playoffs continued from B1 home run with a full count to give starting a roll which resulted in seven ranger runs. That was good enough to put the wraps on game one by a 20-7 score. Zielinski managed to survive the early innings, going the distance for the victory despite allowing seven walks and seven hits. Game two saw a similar start as the V-Hawks posted three runs in the first off of Ranger starter Brian Crandall. The Rangers er ased that in anything-but-ordinary fashion. After loading the bases with nobody out, Hall tried to squeeze a run home. His bunt was fielded by Jim Perenboom at first, and he was able to force Bills at the plate. V-Hawk pitcher, Tim Hutchins, gave that run back with a wild pitch, then surrendered anm-scoring single to Hollinbeck. He also ended up scoring, tying the game at 4-4. After a scoreless fifth, the VHawks threatened in the sixth. After a lead-off single and a sacrifice, Crandall was chased from the game by a Dennis Skogan single, putting runners at the comers with one out. Ross Kalinowski came on to face Parenboom. The V-Hawks tried to squeeze home Wagner from third, but the ball was bunted back to the mound. Kalinowski hooked up with Bills on the play at home to nail Wagner. The rally died there, as Kalinowski got the final out of the inning on a fly ball to left The Ranger's scoreless fifth turned out to be the calm-beforethe- storm in the sixth. Two walks and a bunt single set the stage for Hollinbeck's biggest blast of the day. With nobody outand the bases juiced, Hollinbeck hit number three, a grand-slam the Rangers a 8-4 lead. They added two more runs in the frame on a two-out single by Bills, making it 10-4 going into the seventh. After a one-out walk, Kalinowski gave way to Jeff Konczal on the mound. Konczal put a scare into the Rangers, walking the first two batters he faced to load the bases. But,hegot Wagner to strike out, and on a dropped third strike, Bills caught Isensee off of first base. He was tagged out in a 3-4-3 rundown, and the Rangers had a 104 victory. Hollinbeck finished the day with eightRBIsand six runs scored, as seven Rangers collected three or more hits for the afternoon. Kalinowski was the winner, while Konczal got the save as the Rangers move on to the District-14 finals in LaCrosse on Friday. GOLF Pointer Spring Golf Tournament 04/29/91 at Stevens Point C.C. Stevens Point, WI Team Results 1 VW-Parkside 390 2 UW-Eau Claire 397 3 UW-Whitewater 398 4t Marquette 403 4t UW-Stevens Point 403 6 StNorbert 419 7 UW-LaCrosse 421 8 UW-Green Bay 423 9 UW-Platteville 430 10 MATC 440 11 MSOE 447 12 Mid State Tech Col. 467 13 Ripon 472 Medalist Chip Summers (UW-S.P.) 73 llW-Parkside Results Golfer Marie Schnieder Steve Gerber Tom Agazzi Connell, Paul Dahlstrom, Joe Koehler, Matt 26 40 39 40 38 41 37 TotaX* is ommiied) 2$ 22 ±L 42 82* +10 38 77 +5 38 78 42 80 40 81 37 74 390 -f6 48 49 +2 Sentry World Invitational 05/06/91 at Sentry World C.C. Stevens Point, WI Team Results 1 UW-Parkside 405 2 UW-Stevens Point 408 3 UW-Green Bay 410 4t UW-Eau Claire 425 4t UW-LaCrosse 425 6 UW-Platteville 427 7 MATC 430 8 Mid-State Tech Col. 448 9 MSOE 457 10 Lawrence 464 Medalist Chip Summers (UW-S.P.) 77 llW-Parkslde Results Qvlfa 26 26 22 ±L Marie Schnieder Scratched Steve Gerber 38 41 79 +7 Tom Agazzi 39 39 78 +6 Connell, Paul 39 40 79 +7 Dahlstrom, Joe 45 39 84 +12 Matt Koehler 41 44 85 +13 TotaX* is ommited) 405 Lake Arrowhead Invitational 04/30/91 at Lake Arrowhead G.C. Neshota, WI Team Scores 1 UW-Parkside 393 2 UW-Whitewater 410 3 UW-Eau Claire 423 4 UW-Stevens Point 453 5 UW-Green Bay 454 6t MATC 466 6t SL Norbert 466 8 UW-LaCrosse 478 9 UW-Platteville 482 10 Mid-State Tech. Col. 484 11 UW-Oshkosh NTS Medalists Paul Connell (UW-Parkside) 72 Jeff Farrell (UW-Whitewater) 72 Mark Schnieder (UW-Parkside) 77 Tom Agazzi (UW-Parkside) 79 UW-Parkside Results Golfer 26 26 72 ±k Mark Schnieder 40 37 77 +5 Steve Gerber 44 40 84 +12 Tom Agazzi 42 37 79 +7 Connell, Paul 36 36 72 E Dahlstrom, Joe 41 40 81 +9 Koehler, Matt 43 42 85*+13 Totalf * is ommited) 393 NAIA Top Twenty 1. North Florida (9) 199 2. Eligh, NC 84 3. Texas Wesley an (1) 181 4. Grand Canyon 169 5. Texas Lutheran 154 6. Harden Simmons 107 7. Mobile, AL 98 8. Oklahoma City 97 9. Running ton, AL 84 10. S.C. Avon 83 11. Western Florida 70 12. Yoford, N.C. 67 13. Tri-State, IN 65 14. Cumberland, KY 61 15. High Point, NC 58 16. Fairmont SL, N.C. 55 17. Georgia College 54 18. Henderson State 44 19. Northeast Oklahoma 43 20. Hands Marion 40 First place votes in parenthesis 0 Others Receiving Votes: UW-Parkside Lanes Saturday, June 1st & 2nd Call 633-1199 for more information j May y$ * Feature Ranger, Page 17 ing freshmen, continuing students Art: Tonya Lambeth M e l i s s a Minnihan Music: Tom Larsen Kenneth L. Greenquist Memorial Scholarship Beatriz Saldana Alan Guslrin Scholarship Sara Klink Won Kim Heritage Bank Scholarship Timothy Larsen Lillian James Scholarship Sara Kahl Johnson Worldwide Associates Scholarship Cheryl Williams Jupiter Corp. Transportation Systems Scholarship Fund Jakelyn Karabetsos Jennifer Rakowski Virginia VanOfferen Elizabeth Moy Mary M. Kamakian Memorial Scholarship Valerie Pogue Kenosha Foundation Scholarships Mary Beatty Patrick Kuhlman Christine Brummel Kenneth Habel Vincent Rizzo Gwenevere Heller Jason Weber Cenon Buencamino Yana Suchy Matthew Nighbert Kenosha News Scholarship Jeanne Ruelle Becky Werve Leslie Barry William L. Lipman Memorial Scholarship Heather True Marketing Scholarship Judith Bader Brian John Martin Memorial Scholarship Fund Kristina Niemi Modine Science and Mathematics Scholarship Mary Jo Hesprich Music Department Scholarships Barbara Hasper Jay Smith Loren Nc»man Scholarship Tod Ohnstad James Polczynski Memorial Scholarship Tamara Fergus Sales and Marketing International Scholarship Michael Prelewicz Science Faculty Scholarship Virginia VanOfferen Joanne Sokow Memorial Scholarship Patricia McAteer Ruth C. Stice Memorial Scholarship Jacalyn Kalmes Bernard C. Tallent Memorial Scholarship Steven Murphy Unico, Inc. Scholarship Russell Minton UW-Parkside Foundation Minority StudentsEndowedScholarships Victoria Bennett Mike Fang UW-Parkside Foundation Scholarships Liberal Arts: Christine Henning Education: TriciaBreu Science & Tech: Maria Davey Business: Elizabeth Moy UW-Parkside Memorial Scholarship Paul Dickfoss Norbert Wielenberg Memorial Scholarship Felicia Gonzales Irvin G. Wyllie Memorial Scholarship Margaret Zigmund Several special awards were given to UW-Parkside students during Scholarship Day as well. These awards are given for achievements in the student's major. Those with a * are given by Parkside. The others come from off campus sources. American Chemical Society A ward in Analytical Chemistry Timothy Janota American Institute of Chemists Award Matthew Kozenski The Financial Executives Institute Award Dawn Mead Freshman Chemistry Achievement Award Leonardo Montemurro * S.C.Johnson & Son, Inc. Science Award Jason Hoppe * The Teresa Peck Award Ruth Williams Julie Boehme * William W. Petrie Award in Labor and Industrial Relations Abra Samios * Sam Poerio Memorial Award Christy Carson-Robers Racine Art Guild Scholarship Karen Morgensen demic Achievement Awards preMusic Ann Duquaine sented by the academic departments Margaret Zigmund Louisa Montemurro of the University in recognition of Psychology Janet Ware demonstrated excellence. Corey Anton Students must cany a 3.5 or Debra Borkowski SCHOOL OF SCIENCE AN1 higher grade point average and be Frances Brotherton TECHNOLOGY a junior or senior. Students can Kurt Christensen Applied Computer Science receive an award only once in any Tricia Breu Kevin Beyer given discipline. Christy Carson-Robers James Caspers Luann Fliess Warren Cook SCHOOL OF BUSINESS Mary Foltman Jean Leavitt Accounting C. Hope Forcier Cynthia Mooney Mary Biesack Colleen Guzikowski Frank Porcaro Ann Marie Biondi Linda Hach Yuan yuan Zhi Dawn Mead Christing Henning Biological Sciences Finance Amy Hoffmann John Hyok Choe Michael Bishop Sandra King Beth Damitz Kenneth Dexter Patricia Koehler Michelle Gustin Janet Kowbel Tamara Kreuser Jason Hoppe General Business Janet Miller Daniel James Larsen Daniel Partenheimer Annmarie Nelson Sheri Mullin Labor and Industrial Relations Luann Nurmi Michelle Sadowski Edna Graves Colleen Ryan Rebecca Wells Management Information SysSherry Seymour Heidi Wolff tems Lori Slager Chemistry Judith Bemer Gwen Wohlgefahrt Cathy Dantzman Margaret Ketterhagen Del Worden, Jr. Matthew Kozenski Colleen Mathews Judy Wynstra Geology Marketing Jody Zurawski Beverly Callen Michael Prelewicz Sociology Mathematics Eileen Tasso Louise Deveney SCHOOL OF EDUCATION Spanish Robert Wojnarowski Physical Education Marilynn Meyer Teacher Education Sharon Eaves OPEN HOUSE Sharon Gill Louisa Montemurro MBA at UW-Parkside Also awarded at Scholarship Day were eighty-nine Aca-' SCHOOL OF LIBERAL ARTS Art Heidi Nolan Kathleen Proeber Mary Margaret Suchland Communication Vija Navarro Sharon Scheel Dramatic Arts GailBaumann Economics Lara Samios English Timothy Kretschmann Julie Mowen Colleen Mulqueen Joanne Perry-Sum wait Sheryl Peterson Terry Rabe Yana Suchy French Yumiko Plate Kurt Watson Geography Leslie Ann Diehl German Scott Pincikowski International Studies Sharon Gill Scott Pincikowski LisaRuud UW-Parkside Student Union 104-106 An Opportunity Tb Learn About The MBA Program At UW-Parkside Refreshments will be served Please call 553-2046 for more information Thank you to volun We coul done it withe all the 1990-1991 eers! dn't have ut vour time and e Th ffort ? Women's Center co-coordinators Ranger, Page 18 Entertainment May 9,1991 Being a non-traditional black The End to end all Ends female at UW-Parkside by Terri Jones things that I warned to do. I try to Special to the Ranger . be the best mother I can be» but It if a Mooday mcrnmgand sometimes I can't help bot feel] the alarm'dock goes off at 6:30 guilty about my lads not getting am, and this is oo different from all the attention &x>m me thai they any other weefafay morning. I hesitate to get out of bed, bet I know I must because I have to send evaybpdy off » school, including myself. This way of life I have chosen to live has taught me many things throughout the years. T have learned that nothing comes to you on asiiver platter like you see on televisiqn.especiaily when you are a black wotnaa trying to get through college raising three childBjfialooe. pant and need. I realize that because I am a woman of color I most make a bigger sacrifice whenit comes to staying in school I realize that being a woman of color already has limited roe for the furore because of the fact I was brought up in a country which has institutionalized racism. But I will not let that hinder my goals. I will continue to fight this battle that has yet to be won. I will make ~sumwhatlworittohaidtoacheiye I try to flteke roy ciuMren, now. will one day pay off. understand why they must often I wbSKt-Iike- to Jbank, jny times sacrifice name brand toys intructors here at University Wisand designer"clothes. I try to ex- consin-Parkside for having paplain to diem thai thllfMom is tience with me and accepting trying to work towards higher many late assignments. Without goals for the whole family for the help of those many instructbe future. But it seems iikemost tors and the U. W, system I would of the time His a difficult process not be getting closer to my goals of understanding for my'yoang each day. The U. W. System has children, andmany times, forme too. Looking back upon many black women that I graduated with back in 1980,1 have found out that maayare divorced, separated with young children, and are on welfare supporting their children. Welfare is good for those who are in the meantime * isnoteood wuct it year after year making nomove to get off one day. I foand out early in life that a knight in shining armor wasn't going to come into my life and sweep me off of my feet 1 found out early in life that if 1 was looking for a knighMhatit could be found, both must be found in given me discipline that I thought 1 never had. They have given me strength and an attitude of encouragement that goes along with the will to survive. I used to wonder many times if all of my discipline would give me the will to finish college. X wondered, would H all pay off? I don't wonder anymore. I now know that with the help of Uni- "dvi one more black woman has knocked down one more wall that has enabled her to find a door. HbpefuBy this month. X will be handed the key when 1 walk across that platform. That key will open that door to all of my goals that I used to think would only stay in my dreams. To Parkside, I would like to say thanks. Ron's Place Open Mon-Sun 11am 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657- 5907 Famous For 5x5's (1/2 lb Hamburger & Fries for S3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryoilt Open Sun-Thurs 1 lam-Midnight Fri-Sat 11 am-2am 657-4455 (carrout and delivery only) We Now Deliver Broasted Chicken and our complete menu 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 by Dawn Maibtnd Entertainment Editor "THE END," a 21-year-old tradition at Parkside, is coming up rapidly. Friday, May 17, and Saturday, May 18 have been set aside Friday, May 17, this year's lineup includes JAVA, a rich jamaican Mend of funk, reggae and latinflavored jam, who will explode onto the stage. The opening act is ab and five recordings available and received the 1989 Wisconsin Area Music Industry's Reggae/Ska Artist of the Year award. Reggae, soca, calypso and ska for this special event. As always, it dren) with a comtemprary acoustic celebrates die end of finals and the end of the school year for Parkside students, faculty, staff and newly founded alumni. "THE END" represents PAB programming at its peak. For those of you who are unfamilar with 'THE END," let me describe it to you. A circus tent is set up on the Union Pad, and throughout the two evenings, four bands will be performing. Food and beverages will be provided. Even if you're not into the "band" tlung, it is a time to release your stress at school, chat with old friends and say goodbye to those graduating, On Friday, May 17, a precursor to "THE END" will be the 10th annual Loop500Bike Race, sponsored by Pi Sigma Epsilon. The annual event is run as a normal bike race with one exception. At the midpoint of each lap, an exchange of riders and a garter belt will take place. Teams should consist of two men and two women. The race will start at 1 pm, and all participants should meet on Inner LocpRoad under the Union Bridge. Each heatwm consist of four teams, and the race consists of two laps around Inner Loop Road. PiSigSS^uCSfsway of showing appreciation to Parkside and to all those who have supported them this year. The event is held at a financial loss to the organization, but is done with sincere gratitude. All participants will receive a t-shirt (approx. $8 in value), and the registration fee is $16 for each team ($4 a rider). Although this may seem steep in value, the prizes for the top three places this year are: FIRST PLACE - $100 SECOND PLACE - $50 THIRD PLACE-$25 Teams can consist of faculty, staff and/or students. Registration forms are available at Pi Sigma Epsilon's office (Molinaro D137D) or at the Registration table (in Main Place on 5/9/91 and in Moln. on 5/10/91). Bikes, helmets and gear will be provided at the race. As mentioned before, the Loop 500 Bike Race kicks off "THE END." The race is supported by the Parkside Activities Board (PAB), and run in conjunction with their sponsoring of THE END. On UICSHCKv. W ' called Ghost Dance(forroerIyChii- rhythms leap thousands of miles from Caribbean and other points sound. south when Java gets to jammin*. On Saturday, May 18, World They're highly polished and perse- Oder, a high energy dance band, vering with a stylistic blend of pop, will take the stage as an opening band for The Exotic Buds. The newest of alternative bands, based out of Geveland, The Exotic Birds are currently represented by Alpha International Records and their album "Equilibrium" is available in record stores across the country. "THE END " EVENT LINEUP Friday, May 17: lpm - Loop500Bike Race 8:30 pm- Ghost Dance 10:30 pm-Java Saturday, May 18: 8:30 pm- World Order 10:30 pm - The Exotic Birds The first of four bands to appear at THE END is Ghost Dance. Formerly Children, they deckled to choose a name which reflected the culture and history of their home, Sioux Falls, SD. Since the release of their independent debut "Arms to hold you," Ghost Dance has toured the club and college circuit, which have included support slots with bands such as the Bodeans, Squeeze, Edie Brickell and New Bohemiams, theFixx and the Alarm. Additionally, they have been selected to showcase at nationally recognised college, regional and music industry conventions. Ghost Dance's energetic performances have consistently won over audiences. The band members are brothers Mark (guitar) and Tom Bombara (bass), Michael Sandness (drums), Tom Whillock (acoustic guitar, vocals) and Kory Van Sickle (vocals). Their music reflects a positive outlook on life which is shared by the whole band. They take feelings we've all experienced and write songs we can all identify with. The varying musical influences of each band member create a danceable funk, reggae, Latin jazz and rock. Although that's all the entertainment for Friday night, more is here for Saturday. The first band on the stage is World Order. They recently played at Parkside for the Student Awards Banquet Typical songs you might hear from them the following artists: Young M.C., Vanilla Ice, Erasure, The Cure, Dee-Lite, INXS, Madonna, Technotronic, Roxette, Janet Jackson and the B-52's. This is only a small sample of the plethora of artists and musical styles performed by World Order. The band is still relatively young, but is well-suited for THE END. Their song introductions will amaze you and keep you listening for more, and they place their own musical interpretations and style on top of the cover songs, giving the songs an unique blend of modem and old. The last exciting phase of THE END will take place when The Exotic Birds take the stage. They've released two albums, and they have national support act status. They've appeared with Information Society, Modem English, Ministry, Th^^sTwbs. €•£ tore Gub, Paul Young, The Psychedelic Furs and many more. Current members of the band include Andrew Kubiszewski, Nick Rushe and Richard Carpenter. If you want to hear "the high energy electro dance rhythms of Exotic Birds... who have the software to go keystroke to keystroke with the headlines," then THE END is for you. The previous statement was made by band members from Information Society about The Exotic Birds. The doors open at 8:30 pm on « both evv * eVnlUifn Igg sJ., TAilcvknvelttfs aHrI ve aU v• atiilll - sound that reflects the merging of able for $4 per night or $6 for the rock, pop and folk. Next to take the stage after Ghost Dance is Java. This Caribbean rhythm band has appeared with Jimmy Buffet, Pointer Sisters, Third World, Spyro Gyra and weekend for students and alumni IF PURCHASED IN ADVANCE. All tickets will be $5 at the door otherwise. Three guests will be allowed AtKarA A * • n « with each s•HtuUdUevntltl. Wor d JaUlumlilUnlif, bl/Uutl thev^t^1.8? w^LMadison' mustbe at least 21 years old. Guest ton 5° f" ^ for fc|[els ""I be $5 per night or $8 for two years to playfourN.O. Jazz a weekend pass fa ritTL ?e es"™ls- They're a For tickets or information, ,andaU°VCr conlac! the Union Information Desk the Midwest Currently, Java has at 553-2345. May 9,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 19 Far-Out Days by Moss I deckled one day that it would be good to add some plan ts io-my wiltrngjoom^l wertdoWrftcTthe tocaTflorist and browsed around; they were having a sale. The florist was selling little cacti for 89 cents apiece. They had a wide assortment and they looked weird. So I decided to buy nine of the them, al l different, all really weird. The lady who was helping me asked if I knew much about cactuses. I replied that I did not She then asked me if I had any soilless soil. I stared at her, suspicous that I was on Candid Camera. But the lady appeared serious and sincere so I answered cautiously that no, I ildn't have any soilless soil. I still half-heartedly expected her to burst with laughter, but she didn't She pulled out a big bag of the "stuff (I prefer calling it "stuff because I'm still not comfortable with the faa that^thereis no soil IiT K tfiesoil") and explained to me that cacti <to not grow in dirt She went on to say that cacti live in sand, and what was in the bag was soiless soil. She continued ha* sales pitch about how important it was that I plant my cacti in (you know, the stuff In the bag) so that they could grow to be tall and strong. Well, I bought the stuff - the BIG bag. Now I've got more of the stuff than what I'll ever need. And even though it has been several months and my cacti are doing quitewell, (even though there has been a tow fatality rate for which I am guilty) I am still amazed by the "stuff. I haven't decided what to make of it I went and got the bag to read the ingredients. That did absolutely no good. The label boasted sixteen-letter Don't forget to pick up the Ranger Snmniter Spectacular on the r mstmm June 17 --- ' '/A Parkside grads respond words, many j^pheiSedrT tried examining fee stuff in my hand. That didn't do any good either. My last ditch effort to try and grasp the concept of this stuff was to lode at it as a philosopher would. (I had to do something! I kept having recurring nightmares that Ed McMahon came to my house with a camera crew live on national T. V. to laugh in my face over the fact that I had bought a BIG bag of soiless soli.) I had to make up my mind— did the stuff exist or didn't it? I could touch it I could see it. But was it really there? I'm still not sure. Maybe it's some sort of miracle substance. (I'd sleep much better at night if they'd change its name to what it really is: "Miracle Stuff".) But 1 guess in the end of it all I do know something. Something is missing, and it's something that really counts. My money!!! by Gwen Heller Feature Editor Have you ever wondered what happens to college graduates once they leave the hallowed halls of their alma mater? The Parkside Career Center recently released the results of a survey of Parkside graduates and their employment status following their graduations in December of 1988, May of1989, and August of 1989. 394graduates with bachelor's degrees were contacted by mail and telephone, and 63.9% of the class participated in the survey. Of those responding, 82% were employed, 6% were unemployed, and 12% were unemployed by choice. 41 graduates have gone on to graduate/professional school or other levels of education. Of those employed, 80% are full-time and 20% part-time. 27% did not change employers upon graduation, 14% did not change jobs, and 13% received a promotion, salary increase, or change in responsibilities. 20 graduates who received master's degreees in business administration and public administration responded to the survey. MBA Open House on May 14 Career and business opportunites for individuals interested in a master's degree in business administration (MBA) will be discussed during an Open House at 7 pm, Tuesday, May 14, in Union 104-106. Details of Parkside's newly revised MBA program will be outlined and individuals will learn how to complete an MBA program in three years. Admission requirements, prerequisites, curriculum overview, and evening class schedules will be covered by Beverlee Anderson, dean of the Parkside School of Business, and other faculty membos. Graduates ofParkside's MBA program will be available to discuss their career development For more information, call the School of Business at 2046. MONDAYS REXRIZZand the Singing Machine - THURSDAYS COLLEGE NITE .. $1.00 Long Island Iced Teas $3.00 Pitchers of Coors Lite $25.00 Bar Tab Giveaway NO COVER! Thanks UW-Parkside for a great Year! ACK gw* M E 3700 Meachem Rd Racine Sunday, May 12 thru Wednesday, May 15 7:30 pm- 9:30 pm Come have a study break with us! Free coffee, donuts and cookies • 5 Lighted Courts • Club Jesters Beach Bar • Wooden Viewing Deck • End of Season Beach Party y Conferences expand scholarly options by Philip A. Paradowski Special to the Ranger One of the greatest environments for scholars is a conference, group meeting, or other discussion group. Such environments allow free expression and open discussion of ideas and research, and often allow more interaction between scholars of differing status than most university situations. This article is about one such meeting that I recently attended. On the weekend of March 21, I visited the annual spring meeting of the Central States Anthropological Society on the Iowa State campus. The CS AS is an organization of anthropologists and other academicians with related interests, generally from the Midwest The spring meetings are events at which many of these people give presentations of their current research and writing. The context is one of great diversity of interests and research, informal discussions, and casual interaction between the various professors, researchers, and students. these meetings. This spring, I went to the meeting with the vice-president of the Club, Linda Johnson, a UW-P graduate and student. One great thing about these meetings is that they tend to be small and fairly casual. This informality is very conducive to speaking with people who are movers and shakers in anthropology and related fields. It also helps to give time to the ideas and comments of all those who wish to question or The trip was organized through respond to someone's presentation, the Paikside Anthropology Club, The other thing that makes a of which I am president, and was meeting like this so interesting is the second time I attended one of the wide variety of ideas presented Castle Lanes 633-1199 Sink your toes '"over 800 tons of beach sand at Rocines only Beach Volleyball facility. Cotd, Mens, Ladies and junior leagues now forming. Sign Up Now for a Summer of fun under the sun! Castle Lanes 633-1 199 there. Anthropology in 1991 is, like my other major, communication, a very broad field. The discipline itself includes cultural anthropology, physical (biological) anthropology, archaeology, and linguistics. Most people probably think of two figures when they imagine what anthropologists do— the white-haired, pith-helmeted archaeologist, and the cultural ethnographer who moves in with a group of people in some remote jungle to study them. Today, beside the more 'traditional' work that conforms in some ways to these images, people doing fieldwork also research 'sub-cultures' closer to home, such as schools, street gangs, or ethnic groups, or groups defined in still other ways, like the 'psychic' fortune-tellers I worked with last year. The spring meeting this year included groups of people doing research on such widely separate topics as third-world ethnography and resource management, institutional anthropology, trash and recycling, Jews in the Midwest, and various issues concerning Native Americans. Linda and I arrived late on the 21st, and planned to stay only through Sunday morning, so we were only able to attend some of the presentations. I chose to spend the 22nd listening to two sessions: one that examined anthropologists as story-tellers, and the other on Plains Indian studies. The session on Plains Indians had as a recurring topic the mistakes that have been made in the past by some of the vast number of ethnographers who have studied the cultures of the Plains Indians. The Plains societies woe indeed so extensively studied (and still are) that the saying goes that the standard Plains family is a mother, a father, two children, and one anthropologist On Saturday the 23rd, I also chose two sessions. One was a group of papers on the loose topic of the meaning of trash and recycling, and the other session discussed visual anthropology .which is the use of images to study human meanings. One of the papers in the session cm ' trash' was entitled "Sacred Waste." In considering human body parts as sacraments, the author discussed practices of placenta disposal, blood and organ donation, saints' relics, and stigmata. Another paper was even odder, and bore the title" Mounds of Meaning from Masses of Maggots." This one dealt with the study of forensic entymology—the study of insects that appear in decomposing, corpses, for example, in murder investigations. While this isn't exactly something I am interested in, the presentation itself was a good example of a paper that manages to interest, entertain, and provoke into speaking a group of listeners with different interests. The unusual nature of the topic shows that often a meeting like this has more variety and unexpectedness in it than one might think. The second session of the day was on visual anthropology, and entitled "A Mosaic." There were four papers, each dealing with an analysis and paper both departing from, and explaining, photographs taken by the researcher. The one that really "did it" for me was a study of light and vision in images of Midwest farmland. The author was able to show that the photographs that he had taken were a better approximation of the way that farms look to the fanner, than are more conventional shots. For example, the ethnographer took pictures in morning and evening light to contrast this with the fact that almost all pictures of farms and farm implements are done in the same generic midday light, which is not, of course, the way it looks most of the time. This conceptual leap from studying actual people, to studying meaning systems like photographic images, or the use of light in recording with pictures, is an example of the ways in which broad disciplines like anthropology are always examining topics of study from new angles. This enables us to look at people in general, and ourselves, in new ways. Meetings and conferences of scholarly interest abound and are perfect opportunities to find out how enjoyable,enlightening,and thought-provoking it can be to listen to those who are researching in your field of study. Ranger, Page 20 Feature May 9.1991 Ranger photo by Stuart Rubner -eft to right front to back- Front row: Reuben Polina, Jon Hiller, Chancellor Sheila Kaplan, RikaMorbhita, Alaina Whitney. Second row: Bruce Litton, Laura Beaulieu,, Jennifer turns Third row Phyllis Metalk), Amy Dunn, Laura Burnett Fourth row: Mark Shilhavy, Stacy Addams, Dawn Tower, Jason Runkus. Fifth row: Jason Asala, John Choe, )M^a^^cS«nClemins,^my Cwrifc Back row: Thom Kohiheck (IBM), Shane Scarbrough, Kathy Wakefield, Louise Paul is. Not pictured: Brian Dechant, Pendie Hamdia, Belinda Lawrence, Lisa Lichtenberg, Tracy Roeske, Tiara Mitchell, Dan WiUman. fe-*"" | Volunteer Volunteers of the Week honored by Gwen Heller Feature Editor On Friday, May 3, the Student Community Service Program honored thirty IBM Volunteers of the Week. Chancellor Sheila Kaplan and IBM representative Thom Kohlbeck were on hand for a special photo session conducted by Carol Engberg, SCS director, and photographer Stuart Rubner. During the spring semester, one student volunteer was featured each week in the Ranger. Criteria for this award included: a sincere commitment to helping others, consistent regularity to the volunteer assignment, a positive attitude toward community service, and valuable impact on individual or agency needs. Interns receiving credit for their volunteer efforts were not selected. "There were many other students who quailfied, but we rano ut of weeks!" said Engberg. The Volunteers of the Week are members of SCS, which is administered by the Kenosha Voluntary Action Center at 716 58th Street in Kenosha. Engberg's office is located in the Career Center on campus. "The SCS Program is open to any college student who is interested in being of service to their community, or who is exploring career options and may need valuable experience before graduating," explained Engberg. 225 active volunteers have participated in the program since July 1,1990. Approximately 90 schools and agencies in Kenosha and Racine have welcomed volunteers on a weekly or month ly basis. In some cases, unpaid positions have eventually lead to full-time or part-time paid employment Furthermore, volunteer experience makes a potential job candidate stand out "All volunteer experiences should be noted on applications fore mployment scholarships, graduate school and medical school," said Engberg. A wide range of activities and skills were represented by the IBM Volunteers of the Week. Girl Scout leaders, tutors, an assistant medical examiner, a video producer, newsletter editors, readers for the blind, and crisis line workers are just a sampling of die positions held by current volunteers. An incredible 4,384 volunteer hours has been compiled by the thirty Volunteers of the Week alone! The infinite possibilities of summer volunteer work are beneficial for career exploration, philanthropy, or getting involved in the community. For more information, stop by the Career Center or call Carol Engberg at 2011. | _l. i i Ranger, Page 22 Feature May 9,1991 Hollywood's hot summer movies offer variety by David Wick Staff Writer The studios wait all year long for summer vacation t o pull out their high budget, big name, bigger tlian life summer movies. Hollywood makes more money in the summer months than any other time of the year. Here is a preview of some of the upcoming films of the summer. Any dates used in this article are subject to change. The s'jmmer season would not be complete without several s equels, so here are just a few those coming out It was recently reported the budget of Terminater II: The Judgeme/ tfZ)qy had reached over 80 million dollars. With that kind of price tag,it will have to make atleast 160 million dollars just to break even. Arnold Schwarzenegger is back trying to mess up the future of our planet Terminater II hits the theaters on July 3. FX2 reunites Brian Denehy and Brian Brown as special effects wizard Rollie Tyler and police officer Leo McCarthy. This film will be in theaters tomorrow. Problem Child 2 has John Ritter adopting another child. The original problem child gets a brother worse than him. Lode for this one July 3rd. Naked Gun 2112 brings back the original cast, and this one has an environmental issue tacked onto it This sequel arrives August 28. Lastyearlpicked Child sPlay 2 as the worst film of the year. No one listened, so coming out August 16 is Child s Play 3. Oh, goody. Bill and Ted have a new adventure this summer when they go to hell. No, I am not making this up. Bill and Ted Go To Hell premieres on August 9. Hudson Hawke stars Die Hard's Bruce Willis as an international jewel thief. Andie McDowell plays his love interest Willis cowrote the screenplay. Look for this Interested in being a Ranger Staff Member? If so, stop down in the Ranger office, located in the Wyllie Library/ Learning Center D-139- C, and sign up. Many positions are available W University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper one on May 24th. Backdraft has one of the most impressive casts of the year. This film, directed by Ron Howard (one of the few ex-child stars not wanted by the law), is about fire fighters in the city of Chicago. Backdraft stars Kurt Russell, William Baldwin, Robert DeNiro, Scott Glenn, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Rebecca DeMornay, and Donald Sutherland. Backdraft is slated for a May 24th release. Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves stars Academy Award winner Kevin Costner, who is still high off of hia Dances With Wolves victory. Mary Elizabeth Mastratonio plays Robin's lady. Morgan Freeman and Christian Slater are among Robin Hood's merry men. Robin Hood rides into the theaters June 6. Jungle Fever is the latest from director, writer, actor Spike Lee. Wesley Snipes stars as an uptown executive who g ets romantically involved with an Italian woman. In an interview with the New York Times, Lee was quoted as saying that "this film will be the first film to seriously deal with the issue of interacial relationships." Jungle Fever comes out June 6. Truth or Dare is a documentary about the life times of Madonna during her Blonde Ambition Tour. Do you think she's over-exposed? The truth will be Brian Bosworth boogies as a bogus biker film come from the makers of Brazil and The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. You can expect this to be a mega-weird film. This film is slated for a May 24 release. Disney offers us The Rocketeer, a film by the makers of Honey, I Shrunk The Kids. The film stars newcomers Bill Campbell and Jill Connelley as scientists who create a special Rocket Suit to bring about this new superhero. Timothy Jungle Fever is another Spike Lee social statement out May 24. In The Fisher King, Jeff Bridges plays one of those annoying radio shock jocks who gets canned. While roaming the streets he meets up with a very strange character played by Robin Williams. This Dalton also stars as a a villain. The Rocketeer starts its flight on June 21. Switch takes the tired bodyswapping plot and breathes new life into it A male chauvinist is killed and God decides to bring him back as a woman. Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor? Ellen Barkin stars as the man in a woman's body. Jimmy Smits, of L.A. Law, co-stars as his/her best friend. Switch opens tomorrow. Football sensation Brian Bosworth starts his acting career in Stone Cold. He joins the ranks of Jean Claude Van Damme, Jim Brown, and Hulk Hogan as athletes turned action stars. I would notlookforalotof dialogue. Stone Cold starts May 17. Mobsters takes the idea of Young Guns and applies it to a gangster film. Christian Slater and Richard Greco star as the young gangsters out to make money the old fashioned way: by stealing it. Mobsters will make its debut july 19. Patrick Swayze follows up his big hit Ghost with Breakpoint. He plays a philosophical surfer who has a side job as a bankrobber. Breakpoint is slated for a release in July. Christina Applegate stars in Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter Is Dead. While mom and dad take a vacation away from their unruly kids, the babysitter croaks and the kids see the opportunity to have some real fun. Look for this film July 1Z Billy Crystal took the opportunity to plug his new film during the Academy Awards. He hooked up a car alarm to his horse and rode on stage with the animal. On June 6 you find out what City Slickers is all about. Have a good summer and good luck on your finals next week. • Parkside Activities Board invites you to Get Exotic at THE END 1991 The Loop 500 - It's the Beginning of THE END The Loop 500 sponsored by Pi Sigma Epsilon is a co-ed Bicycle Race on Inner Loop Road. ^ Teams of 4 compete for cash prizes of <v^° $100 for 1st place, $50 for 2nd place and $25 for 3rd place. Register now at the Union info desk. May 17th - 1pm - Inner Loop Road But it's not over once you've crossed the finish line ! Friday Night - Ghost Dance Ghostdance appeared at Parkside in October performing under the name "Children". also featuring: -Java Entertainment At The End Doors open at 8:30 on Friday, May 17 and Saturday, May 18 Saturday Night - World Order Milwaukee's Newest Top 40 Dance Band co-sponsored by Student Organizations Council opening for - The Exotic Birds 1991 Sponsors of The End PAB Parkside Activities Board ^ IMf University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger PI SIGMA E PSILON NWR Advance tickets available at the Union Information Desk $4.00 - One Night $6.00 - Weekend $5.00/night at the door Ranger, Page 24 Classified May 9,1991 To place classified advertising in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper, stop in the Ranger office located in room Df 39G«the y j*tenLr wnntr'nin All the Coffee Shoppe. Deadline for classified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. All classified ads placed by fuH or part time uW-Parks . . .. ... wclassified ads placed by anyone other than UW-Parkside students are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. If an error occurs, the ad wi . "8 week. No refunds. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger and its employees, staff and members are not responible for the content of advertisng p* oy ^ ^' ' Parkside Ranger reserves the right to refuse to publish any advertising at its descretion. Please direct all inquiries to the UW-Parkside Ranger ousm ag CLUB EVENTS CLUB EVENTS FOR SALE Don't miss The End 1991! Tickets areon sale now at the Union Info. Desk. Friday, May 17th features Ghostdance and Java, and Saturday, May 18th World Order opens for the Exotic Birds. Cheerleaders, we have our last meeting on Friday the 10th (tomorrow)! Please be on time. Also, if you still have money, candy or uniforms please bring them, too. Thanks! UW-P Geology Colloquium, Mr. Ned Pennock, Engineering Geologist, will be speaking on the Characterization of Rock Conditions for Milwaukee's Deep Tunnel Project Casio FX - 7000GA graphic calculator. Used less than one semester. $55.00 firm. Ask for Russ at 652-5077. HELP WANTED FOR SALE Need extra storage space for yourbigMemorialDaycookout/ picnic? Let the Philco "Fridge" take over! Just call 654-0095 for more information. it Your Best! es Forming Now. • LSAT starts 5/14 • GMAT starts 5/16 •AflCAT class meets 6/8 ® GRE starts in June one Registration 277-9990 STANLEY H.KAPLAN Take Kaplan Or Take Your Chances Experienced, responsible baby-sitter needed for occasional daytime and/or evening hours. We have a two year old girl. We would like you to come to our home on the north side of Racine (Wind Meadows). Own transportation required. Salary negotiable. References. Please call Wendy at 639- 0492. Counselors and lifeguards wanted for summer resident camp near Whitewater, WI. Kenosha County Girl Scouts, 2303 37th St, Kenosha, WI 53140 or call 657-7102. Summer work: National firm has 75 entry level marketing positions. Full corp. training earn $8.75/start. Scholarships awarded, some internships. Call office near hometown 10-4. Full/PT. Rac/ Kenosha 414-554-2038, Milw Metro 414-259-8118, Madison 608-277-0076. j MISCELLANEOUS | Childless couple wishes to adopt your baby. Let us ease your worry aboutyourbaby's future. We can provide a lifetime of love and understanding. Medical and legal expenses paid. Call Adoption Attorney, Roxanne Canovi, collect 414-273- 0322. Wanted: Person to help me translate letters from newly found Russian relatives into English. Phone 694-6399. Wanted: Apartment size refrigerator. Are you leaving town? Why take it with you, I will buy it from you. Phone 552-8959. PERSONALS PERSONALS Congratulations to all of the '90, '91 graduates!!! From FC OTTO: What if you were to find someone to whom the Power Dynamic meant nothing? Or found it merely to be a challenge? CK It's all over, Jeff! Congrats and good luck! Love ya! Kim 1F3 + 1F4, thanks for being there when I needed soemone to talk to. Have a great summer! K.I.T. 1F6 Dangerous and Racer, are you two, whipped? Consensus beleives so! "Who's the campus slutwanna- be?" PIC People: You all are the greatest! Continued success next year. Deborah K. EdilmaandDilia: Congratulations on your graduation. We will miss you both very much. Best wishes for the future. Stay in touch! PIC Graduation Party! For Elizabeth Spalla, Debbie Walderbach, and Bill Lierman May 25, at the Kennel Club on 1-94. Time 4:00, see you there! Have fun and behave this summer. If you ca't behave, at least have fun! Me. SERVICES OFFERED Help Wanted Students gain marketing and customer experience, and earn $300 per week. Full time this summer. All majors considered. Call 554-6637 We can provide expert secretarial services for your term papers and dissertations to help you get a good grade. 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