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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger . . •' - - —i_————a——•a———Bfc Kenosha, Wtonsin Volume 19, bane 27 Thursday, April 25,1991 Doctors of Color Program at UW-P Latesha N. Jude est high school studentsi n various News Writer health professions is being offered A program designed to inter- at UW-Parkside. MtMM ' §1 lllll 1 v * fpife "M' m ; gjgggiSli: nWtiSfcNMVS;- >~ v •5vW• \ ^>N-"- ^ * if ' ' ^ 3 :: . J , - JjriBBBffl liliiiiftp?*''' -v-, iiiil • • : : v : • • ' . ••• •' • : . . ' • .• DOC participant responds to program Vending machines vandalized during theft attempts; students asked to help stop the problem Dan Chiappetta News Editor UW- Parkside's Canteen Vending Machines have been seriously damaged in the past couple weeks. According to Bill Niebuhr, UW-Parkside Director of Student Union, he believes that the vandalism has been done by non UWParkside students, and would appreciate if the student body can keep an eye open on "folks around the vending machines." According to the Campus Police Reports, a vending company employee reported a snack machine lock was damaged in an unauthorized attempt to open a machine in UW-Parkside Union. Another incident occurred in which a vending company employee reported some machines had been purposedly damaged, again taking place in die Union. It was believed to have been done to extract products without inserting payment. According to Dave Dubak, Regional Director for Canteen Corporation, the damage has been estimated at $2,500. "Six machines have had solutions(water and salt) dumped into the dollar bill accept mechanism. The first two might not be repairable," said Dubak. "A new mechanism costs $400.00." Dubak believes that the vandalizers are trying to short out the machines so free products or money could be extracted. "It's not working." Doctors of Color Program (DOC), now in its second year, is under the direction of Dr. Anna Maria Williams, Professor Emeritus of Biological Sciences. Last week, three area high school students, Derrick Mitchell and Joel Jackson from Bradford High School along with Brandie Folsom from Park High School, participated in a one-day workshop. Students participating in these workshops must have at least freshmen status, a grade point average of 2.5, and an interest in the medical field. "More people should do this program," said Folsom at the end of the day. The students' schedule consisted of tours of the Family Practice Clinic and the UW-Parkside Nursing Lab. Students also viewed the film "Science and Art in the Name of Healing." "The film was educational," Jackson said. The students also saw a cat dissection. Continued on Page 6 Pi Sigma Epsilon earns national honors, improves rank from 48th to 18th Dan Chiappetta News Editor UW-Parkside Pi Sigma Epsilon received two national honors on April 11-14 in Anahiem, California, during the annual National Marketing Fraternity Convention. Over 67 university chapters were represented at this national convention in which the 700 attendants metand exchanged ideas, were presented with career workshops, career fairs, seminars, and were involved in the national compettion between each chapter. "Last year we began with four members. Now we have forty-eightnationally recognized lifetime members," said Janice Word, who was recently elected PSE president Last year PSE ranked 48th in ; nation, compared to this year, in which they ended in 18th. "Our goal was to be in theto p 20, which was met" said Word. Because of this, PSE received the President award, which goes to the most improved chapter in the nation. PSE was also acknowledged with the Chapter Achievement award, according to the Chapter Efficiency Index, which accumulates on a point factor of how active your chapter is in the community and campus. PSE received 980 points last year, and this year, they finished up with 9,505points. This wasUW-Parkside's chapter's most active year in history since they were formed in 1974. Attending the national convention were Mike Abram, Wendy Continued on Page 16 Inside. Devil's Advocate. Spotlight... VoLofWeekw, This Week—». Ranger. Page 2 Editorial April 25,1991 Letters to the Editor From the desk of the Editor Periodically, throughout the school year, we have published editorials from other school newspapers that would be of interest to students on campus. The following piece was written byAimeeLynnePiotrows/d, editor-in-chiefofThe Royal Purple, and it appeared in the April 17 issue of the UW-Whitewater newspaper. It has come to my attention that, lately, lots of you have been reading the Royal Purple's editorial page. And lots of you have been writing letters to the editor in response. It's great to know that so many ofy ou are reading the RP and are interestedt o see how your peers feel about certain issues. It's also interesting for us to know how you feel about those same issues. But, along with the excitement and enthusiasm, something more serious has begun to happen. Some controversial groups, issues and fads have been defended, and condemned, in the context of the editorial page. Understandably, some people may have been offended, or angered, by some articles. But we all have to remember the purpose of editorial expression. The editorial page is a forum for thought and opinion; the part of the paper which allows staff members and readers to speak their minds on whatever they choose. None of those opinions are ever completely right, or completely wrong. Some readers, though, seem to feel that their opinions are the only opinions: that has never been and probably never will be, the case. Throughout the history of this country, people have been expressing themselves: the Constitution gave them the right of free speech. As far as I know, that right is what keeps the country free and prosperous. The United States gives all Americans rights which many people don't agree with. We're allowed to express political beliefs by burning the American flag, die symbol of our nation. We're allowed to carry handguns. Women are granted the right loan abortion. Granted, many people do not agree with those rights. They make themselves known through protests, demonstrations, strikes, and mailings. How would we feel if those rights were taken away? Who would like to live in the U.S.SJL, where Mikhail Gorbachev is currently working to ban protests and strikes? No one on this campus should feel fear when they want to express their opinions. We should have the right to express any opinions, no matter bow controversial That's what the individuals on this staff have been doing in their editorial pieces this semester expressing their opinions. They've taken big chances, sometimes, and angered a lot of people with their beliefs. They've also received letters of agreement Let's respect their courage in expressing their opinions, even if we do not always agree. A little bit of conrtoversy is better than al ot of lonely silence. Aslsaid before,I'mglad to see that people are reading the editorial page. Keep the letters coming. Everyone is free to express themselves here on page four, no matter what the topic. The Royal Purple will always welcome a response. To the Editor: Common courtesy seems to be more of the exception rather than the rule in contemporary society. And unfortunately, the lack of congeniality seems to be mushrooming out of at least one specific area on our own Parkside campus. The Coffee Shoppe of lower Main Place is enveloped in a cloud of doom thanks to the unfriendly and unpleasant dispositions of the Coffee Shoppe staff. On more than one occasion I have asked the costo f an unpriced item, i.e. an apple turnovero nly to find out there is a discrepancy between employees when I get to the cash register. No one seems to know what anything costs! Of course, they end up charging the higher of the two quoted prices. After speaking with numerous students who eat at the Coffee Shoppe on a regular basis, we cannot figure out why you must pay for potato chips if you want fries with a ham and cheese sandwich. Certainly I see no problem in paying for the difference between the fries and chips, but to pay $2.29 for the sandwich and chips (that you don't even get) plus $.94 for the fries is ridiculous. It generally seems to me and to others I have questioned that the attitude of the staff borders on rude. It is not unusual to stand at the counter for several unnecessary minutes waiting for service while the employee is completely aware of the customer, but busies herself in the back. However, I have noted that members of the campus administration need not wait longer than a split-second to receive speedy service with a smile. With the end of the semester crunch approaching, who needs to listen to more griping, right? The problem is that without voicing complaints, the status quo reigns. Students should be treated with as much respect as the faculty and administration in all facets of cam- Continued on Page 4 University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Subscription rate for one year is $5.00. Please address aR correspondence to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper Post Office Box 2000 900 Wood Road Kenosha, Wl 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414) 553-2287 Business Office (414)553-2295 News Editor Danieie Chiappetta Entertainment Editor Dawn Mailand Feature Editor Gwenevere Heller Sports Editor Jeff Lemmermann Asst. Sports Editor Theodore Mclntyre Copy Editor Tod McCarthy Layout Editor Scott Singer Asst. Layout Editor SaraKahl Advisors Stuart Rubner an Nowak Editor-in-Chief Craig A. Simpkins Business Manager Kenneth J. Schuh Asst. Business Manager Annamaria Sexton Advertising Manager Terri Lyn Fortney Classified Ad Manager James Chomko Distribution Manager Ronald Hansen Circulation Manager Elizabeth Spalla Photo Editor Sunni Beeck Photographers Todd Goers Kurt Geilfuss Cartoonists Paul Berge Paul R. Grundberg Glen Kelly General Staff: Mo® Donald Andrewski, Len Anhold, Chris Darnel, Chris Deguire, David 3°herty, Debra Halverson, Emily Heller, latesha Jude, Gabe Kluka, Susan Luepkes, Sarah Minasian, Mike McKowen, Jim Newcomb, Mona Shannon, Kimberly Tenerelli, Chris Toliver, David Wick. Executive Commitee: Dan Chiappetta, Dawn Mailand, Tod McCarthy, Ted Mclntyre, Ken Schuh, Craig Simpkins, Scott Singer. ; April 25,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 3 The Devil's Advocate Gun control means hitting what you aim at! by Donald R. Andrewski Gun control means different things to different people. Tome, gun control is being able to hit what lam aiming at To others, it is the panacea to virtually eradicate all crime from the face of the earth. In reality, gun control is a politically charged issue manipulated by politicians in order to ensure their continued employment Since the issueof gun conrol is so extensive, entire volumes of statistics would not be sufficient to do the issue any justice. We must therefore approach this issue on the basis of logic. Let us first address the issue of the term "handgun". Considering that the majority of politicians are lawyers who have built their reputations by winning cases on the basis of semantical and grammarical errors, itis incomprehensible to me that they would settle for the vague and ambiguous term such as "handgun". In order to understand what the politicians mean by the word, let us examine its origin. According to the Gun Control Act of 1968, a "handgun" is described as "any firearm that is designed OR CAN BE REDESIGNED so that it may be fired with the use of one hand" (emphasis mine). Thus, any firearm is a handgun because it "can be redesigned" into a hand held weapon. Fbrget the fancy rhetoric that politicians only want to confiscate "handguns", the semantical buzz word they use to describe pistols and revolvers. When lawyer/politicians begin using vague terminology, it is time to question their motives. Another equally stupid idea is the concept of the "Saturday Night Special." This is the image most imagined what the bastard term "handgun" is used. These weapons are allegedly cheap and easily concealable. In all actuality, most of the pistols and revolvers erroneously described as Saturday Night Specials will more than likely cost in thehundredsof dollars. Somuch for "cheap" guns. The latest target for the gun grabbers is now known as "semiautomatic weapons". The name suggests a more sinister characteristic of these guns than really exist The term "semi-automatic" tells us that the weapon is designed to reload itself. Nothing more, nothing less. The fact of the matter is that "automatic" pistols are themselves self-loading, as are some hunting rifles that have been used for decades. New York City has some of the strictest laws against gun ownership. They also have one of the highest crime and murder rates in the world. While some liberal gungrabbing geographiles are quick to point out that neighboring states have more lenient laws on gun ownwership and that guns "can then flood across the borders," they should do their homework. The United States has far greater borders than does New York City, and these borders are even more difficult to control. The DEA can only stop one planeload of drugs out of a hundred from illegally entering the U.S. How do they plan to stop gun-running when that becomes more profitable than drugs, a. situation likely to develop if law abiding citizens are forced to surrender their firearms? Gun control, as we know it, will not stop or even measurably slow down the number of crimes committed with guns. More laws against guns will not stop criminal use of those guns. The recent actum by the City of Milwaukee and the Wisconsin State Legislature are merely designed to pacify their constituencies who are growing more frustrated at the government's inept attempt to stop the growing crime epidemic. Mere laws won't stop crime. Were this the case, there wouldb e no criminals. As in the drug industry, these gangsters already have broken countless laws, from illicit drug trafficking to murder. And we are to expect that with the enactment of a mere law, they will all come forth like dutiful citizens and surrender their hardware? HA! While we're talking about it, let's look at the weapons used by gangs. Fully automatic weapons and a myriad of ordanance, from hand grenades to cluster bombs, comprise gang arsenals. It must be pointed out that these materials are unavailable to the average citizen. When lawyer/politicians speak of gun control, they really mean crime control. They should realize that they cannot put out a fire by spraying water on the smoke. They would be well advised to remember the words of the late J. Edgar Hoover who stated "Crime control does not begin in the electric chair. It begins in the high chair!" Parkside Student Government Association Be prepared for finals by Lika Maria Morishita As exam week is coming up, we are psyching ourselves up to take our finals and to be the most prepared as possible. In order to service our students with extra time and a quiet place to study, PSGA has arranged for some extra library hours for six nights. The hours will be Wed.& Thurs. May 8 & 9,7:45am-2:00am; Sun. May 12 noon-2:00am; Mon., Tues., & Wed., May 13.14.&15 7:45am-2:00am as discussed on the front page of last week's Ranger. The expense of $350.00 is needed to pay for these extra hours of the library. Vice-Chancellor John Stockwell is going to gett he funds to pay for this. He is to be commended for his appreciation of the student's need for extra time anda convenient place to study. There seems to be a problem with Campus Police about security reasons with the added hours of the library. They claim that it costs them extra money to pay the security, but they just need the night person to help lock up. There usually is someone making a building check periodically anyway. I believe that it will not be a problem with our campus police. It will just be a change in schedule. Another thing to be worked on by PSGA is the fact that Chief Ostrowski would like to cut the building hours. The proposed schedule is Sun.-Thurs. until 11:30pm, and Fri. & Sat. until 5:00pm. Though this may not be too much of a problem for the most part, the hours are severely cut from the present hours. Also, on Fridays and Saturdays, if one wants to study during this time that the hours are short, tough luck. Well, if anyone has any questions, comments, or suggestions, come down to the PSGA office, and anyone will be more than happy to listen to you. We make sure your voice is heard! Hey, good luck on finals and I hope you take advantage of those extra library hours. I sure hope to! Senate meeting minutes APRIL 19,1991 ROLL CALL Senators: Jude(E), Bovee, Simpkins(L), Finch, Horner, Lindblom(L), Olson, Yee(L), Sikora, T.Jensen, Daniel(E), Minasian, E Jensen. Guests: Connie Desotell, Lika Morishita, Steve McLaughlin, Dan Chiappetta. Justices: Frank Martinelli, Michelle Lindgren. Executive Branch: Ken Schuh, Walley Wargolet, Maggie Frymire. Motion Bovee/Lindblom 4/19/91 :1 To approve the minutes of the previous meeting. Motion TJensen/Sikora4/19/91:2 To ammend the minutes of 4/12/ 91, Motion :5; meeting was adjourned by chair when quorum left Motion :2 Passes 10-0-0 Motion :1 Passes 9-0-1 Report of the President (Schuh) Chancellor sent a memo discussing a proposal from the Students' Scientific-Creative Association of the Georgian Technical University (equivalent of Student Government Association) that she recie ved while in the Soviet Union. The proposal discusses a student-to-student exchange program. Need a list of the PSGA members who are interested in attending the Student Awards Banquet on May 4th. Thank those whoa ttended the SOC benefit dance. There will be a Faculty/Senate meeting on Tuesday, April 23, at 3:30pm. in Molinaro D-137. Report of the Vice-President (Wargolet) Point of order - no senator is allowed to speak more than ten minutes at a timea, nd not on the same subject twice in the same meeting. Chief Ostrowski is proposing to change the building hours to 11:30pm Sunday through Thursday, and 5:00pm on Friday and Saturday. Vice-Chancellor Stockwell agreed to find a way to fund additional library hours since student fees cannot be used to support state funded areas. Report of Pro-Tempore (Bovee) Need a listing from each Senator the standing committee they are on. United Council members will be coming toU.W.Parksidenextweek on Friday. Report of Legislative Affairs (Lindblom) Written report Report of SUFAC (T Jensen) There are three positions open for this committee: Modem Lindblom/Sikora 4/19/91 :3 To approve Bill Horner, Thad Jensen, and George Yee as new members of SUFAC Committee. Passes 10-0-0. Report of United Council Academic Affairs - written President's - written Women's Affairs - written Meetings for the following week: Women's Affairs: Tuesday, April 23, at 2:30pm in Molinaro 116. Legislative Affairs: Tuesday, April 23, at 12:30pm in PSGA office. PUAB: Monday, April 22, at 12:00pm in Union 207. Motion Lindblom/Yee 4/19/91:4 To adjourn the meeting. Passes 10-0-0. Adjourned at 12:40pm. Letters to the Editor Continued from Page 2 pus life, including the Coffee Shoppe. Gwen Heller To the editor: I'd like to thank and congratulate the Paikside International Club, the French Club, and the Club for International Affairs for the very unique and interesting event that they organized and ran last Wednesday, April 17. International Day was the culmination of much hard work by these students, who were enhancing the Parkside atmosphere even before the event, with their wonderful banners and posters created to announce the multi-cultural fair. There were many comments referring to the banners as "the most beautiful we've ever had at Paikside." They were designed by Samadhi Kaninaratne (Sam), who is from Sri Lanka and is, obviously, avery talented student Many members of the clubs put a lot of time and effort into the creation and hanging of the banners. Students who worked at the booths were from Kenya, Panama, Syria, Laos, Thailand, Poland, Palestine, and America. There was also information about Study Abroad, UNICEF, and South Africa. Special thanks to Edilma Rodriguez, president of the Parkside International Club, for everything she has done for the Club and for Parkside as a whole. Everyone who participated deserves special recognition for the wonderful presentation, which enriched our campus and contributed to our goal of adding diversity to our academic experience. Chris Kacmarcik To the editor: We at the Women's Center believe that we are a place that welcomes and accepts diversified thinking and actions. We do, however, expect those behaviors to be constructive not destructive. We believe we are a "...safe place for all women..." just as the goals state. In the past year, we've recruited a variety of women to serve as volunteers. What must be remembered is that each woman is an individual with different needs. Not everyone who chooses to volunteer is a radical feminist, yet they are opening their minds and reading, listening and discussing their feelings. That must be respected. If you can't get people to listen to you, how can you ever expect tochange their perspective? When people approach us, we tell them where we stand as a center and as the individuals who comprise the center. Changing people's perspectives is why we used the "lesbian myth". We have never used that as a disclaimer and we have never denied that some of us aren't lesbians. The key word is All, just as we aren't all white, single and child- University of Wisconsin-Parkside Cinco de Mayo Gala Celebration Wednesday, May 1st, 1991 Mainplace 10am-2pm Artists, exhibitors,' and other displays. Noon-lpm .enosha Youth Folkloric Troup l:30pm-2:30pm Ballet Folklorico Workshop 7pm-Union Cinema Performance ofBallet Folklorico For more info contact the Student Activiites Office at 553-2278 ance less. We're a variety of women with different goals, needs, lifestyles and ages. We want people to know that you don't have to be a white single lesbian to be concerned with the issues the center deals with. We don't claim to offer everything, but we do offer support and a listening ear. Ina ddition, we provide a gay/lesbian support group, information on lesbian conferences across the nation, and literature and music by lesbian artists. We think that's a good start We still have a long way to go, but we're learning along the way. Fortunately, we are a group of women who stick itout when things get tough and who work toward change. Even though it's easier to stand outside and spit anger in, we are proud that we work inside, leading to a solution. Michelle A. Herrem Teresa Reinders Women's Center Co-Coordinators and its Volunteers To the Editor: I am writing in response to a letter about the Women's Center. As a volunteer and a contributor to the brochure and the newsletter, I assert that we are not "disclaiming" lesbians. However, in our society, many people read feminist as lesbian. We simply, as part of our charge to be there for all women on campus, wanted women to know that whatever their orientation or lifestyle, they are welcome. It is true we don't promote negative attitudes; this is something I am proud of. The Women's Center tries to focus on productive and positive activities. As for the title MAINSTREAM, the newsletter is targeted at everyone on campus. We would happily take suggestions to improve it. We prefer criticism to be constructive. Jennifer Burns To the Editor: We think it's time that thanks and praises are given where due. The 1990-1991 year has been extremely successful for the Women's Center. We have been and are continuing to be approached by new interested people everyday. A variety of clubs and organizations have sought our opinion on isues and speakers to bring on campus. In addition, students in many disciplines have utilized our files, library and discussions as resources for their papers. The Center set aside a special time to recognize the contributions of Parkside's women faculty and staff, in addition to making contacts with women's centers at various colleges and universities. The UW-Parkside Women's Center has assisted P.S.G. A. in circulating petitions and helped many community organizations distribute their information. Last week, we had a bake sale to raise money in order to purchase gender sensitive and culturally accurate books for the day care center. The programs we have sponsored and cosponsored covered a variety of issues from many different perspectives, and many of them woe the first to be dealt with on campus. With the donations of the volunteers and campus sources, we have put together a mini library system and we are in the process of developing a videotape collection, both of which are available for checkout Most importantly, we have seen many women gain strength, in their mind and their soul, and be able to accomplish things they never thought possible. Thec enter has been able to enable women to gain self-esteem and pride. That's not being mainstream, that's moving upstream. The Women's Center Letter to the Editor policy The Ranger encourages letters to the editor and will print all letters that follow Ranger editorial guidelines established by the editorial board. Letters must be signed by the writer or representative of the group submitting the letter and must contain writer's name, social security number, and phone number for verification purposes. Names of writers will be withheld at the request of the author at the discretion of the Ranger Executive Committee based only uponlegitimate reasoning. Deadline for letters is 5:00p m on Monday before publication. Letters containing offensive, libelous material, misleading information, or culturally offensive material will not be printed at the discretion of Ranger Executive Committee. All letters must be typed and double spaced and must not exceed350 words. In case osfp ace restrictions, shorter letters willb e given preference over longer letters. The Ranger reserves the right to print a representative sample of letters pertaining to flte same subject or viewpoint Letters will not be edited for spelling or grammar mistakes unless requested by the writer. Letters or opinions expressed on the editorial and opinion pages are not necessarily those of die Ranger staff. This policy is subject to change by the Ranger Executive Committee. University of Wisconsin-Parkside Child Care Center Registration for Summer and Fall Semester Processed Daily from 8:30 am to 1pm Beginning April 29, 1991 For Information Call 553-2227 April 25.1991 Ranger, Page 5 Ranger photo by Suimi Beeck Seated: Director Connie Bailey, Doris Nice. Standing: Lucia Herrera, Roseann Mason. LA&C Part III: Learning Assistance by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor Do you ever feel that you could use help with improving die results of your efforts? Whether your problem isw ith an individual subjecto r the product of a learning disability, Learning Assistance, located in the D-l area of WLLC, may beab le to help. Connie Bailey, who recently located here from Washington state, is the new Director of Learning Assistance. Working with her are Math Specialist Doris Nice, Reading Specialist Lucia Herrera, and Writing Specialist Roseann Mason. All of the aforementioned are also actively participating as prescriptive advisors. Learning Assistance also utilizes the services of a good number of student employees. This semester, about 75 students are working for Learning Assistance as tutors, supplemental instructors, and providing assistance in the Academic Resource Center. The positions are generally paid and provide an opportunity to work with other students. Learning Assistance constantly changes to meet the needs of a diverse student population. We allh ave different levelso f academic commitmentand ability levels vary for each individual student. Programs and services offered by Learning Assistance are designed and redesigned to meet whatever needs arise, always attempting to consider social issues when planning or developing programs or courses. Learning Assistance is responsible for providing services to students with learning disabilities. People are unique. Students with learning disabilities often possess high intelligence levels and may have an inordinate amount of skill in certain disciplines, and more likely than not are generally hardworking. They may have difficulty in a specific area, such as mathematics, reading, or in fulfilling the foreign language requirements of Collegiate Skills. The root of a problem is not always easily determined. "We may not always understand the connections," said Bailey. A solution is sought, even if a simple explanation is not available. Some disabilities can be documented by physicians or be demonstrated by past performance in classes. The answer may be as simple as setting up a special test environment or providing intensive training ot tutoring. If a student still has problems fulfilling a university requirement, awaivermay be sought. Math waivers are the most common, though waivers should not be viewed as an easy way around usual requirements. Supplemental instruction personnel are also provided by Learning Assistance. During the last several semesters, 4-6 supplemental instruction groups have been organized, all directed by a student who has shown a high level of achievement in the particular class in the past Internships, though rare, are sometimes offered for supplemental instructors. Supplemental instructors teach how to succeed in a specific class. Study methods, note taking, and text use are critical, and some classes require special concentrations. BOK classes with high withdrawal or failure rates are usually targeted for supplemental instruction emphasis, but unfortunately, supplemental instruction is an expensive service, thereby limitedi n implementation. Faculty, administration, and students all wish to maintain the integrity and intensity of the coursework to not devalue our degrees, and supplemental instruction can help fill the gaps in challenging, sometimes difficult courses. Learning Assistance is responsible for providing developmental classes in math, reading, composition, and study skills. The courses are constantly altering, are generally cross-cultural in nature, and are normally well-attended. Math 66-015 courses are now under the control of Learning Assistance, as well as the "09" battery of courses formerly offered. All of the courses get you to the point of being able to do what is necessary to succeed, and are rigorous and demanding to impress upon students the level of effort and commitment necessary to succeed at UW-Parkside. I took a developmental reading course during my first semester here (after a couple of decades out on the street) and I can attest to the fact that your mind and imagination will seldom lie dormant if you enroll in one of the courses. / Tutoring is arranged and provided by Learning Assistance, either on a walk-in or appointment basis. Math, chemistry, and writing assistance is most common, but if another concentration must be mastered, Learning Assistance can likely recruit, schedule, and develop tutoring assistance. Bailey stated that "There are campuses that charge for these services. Ours are free." Consulting with other campuses is effective in determining the most feasible plan when an approach is developed, and the needs are always changing. The Academic ResourceC enter has been featured in other Ranger articles in the past The ARC, part of Learning Assistance, cannot be mentioned often enough to the students of this campus. You don't need to have severe difficulty to use the services of the ARC. Would you like to turn a "C" into a" B", ora "B" intoa n "A"? If ARC services are utilized, you may be able to do just that According toLateshaJude,astudentemployee of the ARC, "It's a great opportunity for students to takea dvantage of help in many areas." Whether your nemesis is math, writing, or even foreign languages or history, the ARC can probably help you. The Writing Center, also previously featured in several Ranger articles, including this column, is part of the Academic Resource Center. Writing Specialist Mason is hoping for installation of more computers for revisions. Students may be able to do revisions right in classes "So they can immediately see the benefit of it." Mason also stated "We're looking at options to expand services with a diminishing budget." If anyd epartment can figure out a way to do that, Learning Assistance is the one. Anyone can need assistance at some time. Take advantage of Learning Assistance services. The grades you receive will be your own, so make the most of your measurement on the most widely used academic barometer. The hours Learning Assistance services are available are quite liberal, so stop down to the D-l levelofWLLC and check it out. In last week's Spotlight on Counseling and Testing, Program Assistant Margie Glassman's last name was incorrectly listed Gleason. Our apologiesto Margie. Next Week's Spotlight: Learning Assistance and Counseling Part IV Ranger, Page 6 Entertainment April 25,1991 Battle of the bands to bring local talent to UW-Parkside by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor If you've been looking fo r a bargain, look no further. Battle of the Bands is back! The fourth annual Battle of the Bands is about to explode in the Cafeteriao n Friday, April 26. Doors open at 7 pm, and the event will last until approximately 11:30 pm. The "Battle of the Bands'* idea originated four years ago when a band cancelled their performance. PAB had to think of something to fill its {dace, and since many local bands were always asking PAB if they could play at die dances, PAB decided to put together the competition. In the beginning, a stipulation was included that only bands with at least one Parkside student could compete, but this rule has been eliminated to give all bands an equal chance of winning. Co-chairpersons for this year's Battle of the Bands are Dennis Brodjeski and Frank Mejia. Brodjeski coordinated the event last year and was extremely pleased with how things came together. From all indications, competition was extremely tough. In previous years, only the top five bands were allowed to compete for prizes, but this year the competition was so fierce that six bands will be competing. The decision between the top bands was so close... even on a secret ballot vote, no decision could be made for only five bands," remarked Mejia. The lucky six bands in order of appearance are as follows: 1. RJEX-jazz oriented (Kenosha) 2. 2 Much-synthesizer two-member band (Racine) 3. Negative 13 - original rock (Kenosha) 4. Malevolence • thrash (Racine) 5. Fruit Salad - rap funk rock band (Racine) 6. Stript Jypsy - heavy metal (Kenosha) One element to take notice of is that two high school bands were selected to appear. Fruit Salad and 2 Much are both formed by students from Case High School in Racine. They (Fruit Salad) are going to surprise a lot ref" people at Battle," stated Mejia. Negative 13 justrecentlycame back from Colorado. Originally from Kenosha, they moved out west to wok on the crowd out there. Another contestant, R.E.X., plays mostly in the Wisconsin and Illinois area. People might have heard of Stript Jypsy as they appear to be pretty popular in this area. Rom the numerous bands that applied last year, only a couple reapplied for this year's competiton, none taking one of the top six positions. The Battle of the Bands competition could not take place without the judges who willingly give up their Friday evening to judge the event Those volunteers are Vic Thomas - Summerfest, Mark Krueger - 93 QFM, Frank Falduto - Kenosha music store and Jim Selovich - music agent (previously DJ on Rock 95). Clear Wihg Audio of Brookfield has been kind enough to donate thes ound system for this year's event Few if any of the bands have had a chance to play with this high level of equipment before now. This will play a factor in the decision for the winner of the Battle of the Bands. The six bands will compete for three prizes: first place - a paid invitation to play at Summerfest second place - $200 and third place - $100. However, there is a chance for anot her band not placing first to play at Summerfest as well. Thomas will be judging sound and quality of the bands, and the possibility does exist because in previous years, more than one band has had that opportunity. Mejia feels strongly that this year's Battle of the Bands is THE best one yet "We're growing so much. It's getting bigger and better every year." He thinks that a major reason for the improvement Women and science: Preparing for the future Women and science will be the topic of several campus events geared toward young women from Kenosha and Racine junior high schools. Sponsored by the University of Wisconsin Women's Studies Consortium and the UW-Extension, the "Women and Science Days" are designed to encourage women to explore scientific fields and careers. Anne Fausto-Sterling, professor of medical science at Brown University and authorof "Myths of Gender. Biological Theories about Women and Men," will speak on Thursday, April 25 from 7 to 9:30 pm in Molinaro 111. Nationally recognized for her MONDAYS REXRIZZand the Singing Machine - THURSDAYS COLLEGE NITE $1.00 Long Island Iced Teas $3.00 Pitchers of Coors Lite $25.00 Bar Tab Giveaway NO COVER! Thanks UW-Parkside for a great Year! ACK &W* M H 3700 Meachem Rd Racine study of the roles of women and minorities in science, Fausto-Sterling will discuss "Diversifying Science: Who will do Science in the Year 2000?" A post-lecture discussion will feature a UW-Parkside faculty panel represented by Joseph Balsano, professor of biological sciences; Anna Maria Williams, emeritus professor of biological sciences; and Doris Nice, mathematics lecturer. This event is designed for educators, parents, and eighth grade girls. Students are admitted free and adult admission is $3.50. Preregistiation is required. On Friday, April 26, the University is hosting "Science Career Day" featuring hands-on demonstrations, tours of Parkside research Doctors of color program Continued from Page 1 human bones, x-rays, and a cadaver. "I liked the anatomy. I never saw a human body cut open and all of the insides. It was different," Folsom said. "I liked the X-rays, and I noticed how the cracks were different when your bones are fractured on the screen," Jackson said. "Out of all the presentations, anatomy was the best!," Mitchell added. Even though there were three Check our Checking! S No minimum balance S High interest with $250.00+ / 24 Hour telephone banking and bill paying Serving aU. UW-Parkside employees and students Tallent Hall - Room 286 *j£"i jm 553-2150 9:30-4:00 is the increased concentration on marketing. PAB's Live Entertainment Committee, as wella s Mejia, Brodjeski and others have sent news releases regarding the event to those in the area. Gateway, Carthage and all the high schools in the Racine and Kenosha areas have been targeted by this crew, as well as some bars. Mejia believes that the increased time spent cm marketi ng will benefit Parkside by drawing more people from the communities to Parkside. The six bands will not only be performing for the judges, they will also be playing for the agents in the audience, as well as the general audience. Part of the judging in the competition involves the crowd's response, so there's an incentive for you to swing on in to the Union Cafeteria on Friday, April 26. Doors open at 7 pm. If you need another incentive, remember this: where else can you hear six (count them - six!) bands for only $3 or $4? labs, and discussions with female professionals in science-related careers. Presenters from local industries, private medical practices, the state government, and the university will participate. For further information, call the Parkside School of Science and Technology at553-2140 or the Office of Continuing Education at 553-2312. students present at the workshop, there are a total of 24 students that have participated in the DOC program during the academic year. Students from area high schools, including Case, Horlick and Park, all in Racine; and Bradford, Tremper, and St. Joseph's, all of Kenosha, are participating in die program. Dr. Williams hopes that the program will continue to attract more students. There is another DOC program offered in the summer for high school juniors and seniors who have a serious interest in a health profession and a GPA of 2.75 in a college preparatory sequence. The two-and-a-half week program consists of lectures, laboratory sessions, CPR training, field trips to five local professional schools and clinical observations with local practitioners. April 25,1991 - Opinion Special guest commentary R»PfiertPage7 Colorless at Parkside by Linda Rawlings-Dregne It was the falls emester, 1990, thai 1 entered UW-Parkside as a degree-seeking student Before the semester began, I attended an orientation- type day for new students. There were a few speakers and a slide show depicting how things were, generally, atP arkside. I was pleased with what I saw, so I thought Near die end of die program I began to feel uncomfortable, and started to ask questions. Larry Turner, a very nice gentleman from the Centerfor Educational and Cultural Advancement (CEC A) at Parkside, began to speak about the University ofWisconsin's policy on discrimination and harassment To me, this clearly seemed to be an issue that must always be presented to incoming students, and continuing students as well. The disturbing part, however, was the literature he passed out It was aimed to help us understand race discrimination. I thought that a definition might be appropriate because we all know that very often people discriminate without knowing they are doing so. My resultant feeling, though, was that of having been stabbed in the heart The handout stated in no uncertain terms, and I can quote this, that "All white people are racist" It went on to explain that while some black individuals can be racist not all blacks are racist Firstly, I do not consider myself a racist individual. Secondly, if we're going to argue about history and ancestors, which we did, then please, do not single me out Let us just say that we are all racist so as not to discriminate. (I have misplaced my American Heritage Dictionary, my Webster's is out-dated and doesn't include the word racist or any form of it, but the New World Dictionary of the American Language defines racism (racist) as a practice of racialism, which it defines as a doctrine or teaching containing insufficient scientific support asserting superiority of one race over another, while it defines discriminate as distinguishing, or recognizing differences between (things). While I questioned the appropriateness of presenting such literature as a definition to the tobe students of Parkside, I did not want to make an issue of it I expressed myself at the time it occurred. I felt that was enough. I am now, however, beginning to question the adherence of Parkside to the U.W. System's own policies on racism and discrimination. 1 am even beginning to question why I allow myself to pursue my education at a university, that in my eyes, openly practices racism and discrimination. I am hurt and distraught by the events that have occurred. On April 13,1991,1 received an announcement from the Center of Educational and Cultural Advancement (Culture: of or pertaining to culture; ideas,customs,skills, arts,etc., of a given people in a given period; civilization. New World Dictionary) requesting my presence as an "honoree" at the Fourth Annual Taking Care Of Business (TCB) Banquet. The announcement stated that it was "proud to recognize students and staff for outstanding achievement and graduation". The package included free admittance for myself. I was thrilled. I had worked very hard to bring my grades up. Asa disabled student with multiple physical problems and a learning disability, I was especially thrilled to hear of this recognition, not only of what it meant to me, but of what it might mean to other students with learning and educational barriers, like myself. In another letter, I was informed that this 'TCB" banquet was developed to recognize students of color for their academic achievements. Being white, I was a bit confused, but it had struck me yet that someone may have made a mistake. I just kept thinking thait t may have been developed for that purpose, but as time went on, they just expanded on the range of students to be considered for recognition. Sensible deduction, I thought I discussed the situation with my academic advisor, who then went to find out more about this banquet She advised CECA thatI am a white student, but felt I still deserved recognition. She was informed that I was already in their program for the evening events, but the director of CECA would have to make the decision of what to do. It was at that meeting with my advisor that I received my registration packet for the fall semester, where I noticed that my race and marital status of last semester had changed from unmarried and white to married and black. When the director of CECA found that I am actually white, a new program was developed for the banquet, without my name. I was informed that I am still welcome at the banquet, but will not be recognized because I am not a student of color. I plan to attend their banquet because I am proud of my achievement, and after all, I was invited. This whole mixup has caused me to think more about my accomplishments here at Parkside. It has also risen some questions in me about the CECA office, and Parkside in general. I feel now, because of this mistake, whomever responsible, and the earlier incident that CECA is interested solely in the sucess of students of color, and discriminates against students who are "colorless". After all, it was my GPA that signaled their attention to me, wasn't it? In actuality, it wasn't What CECA has is a list of students thadt iscriminates by color. It is from that list that they choose their candidates. Now, because I am white, I do not deserve recognition, I am a member of the out-group. Is this right? I realize that my accusations are strong, but like I said, I am feeling hurt and discriminated against by a Parkside organization. It has bean my observation that the prejudices developed by a group lead to discriminatory acts; as individuals we are free to choose whether we go along with the group's beliefs or not. At the University of Wisconsin-Paikside every student has just as much of a chance to succeed as the other. Why then is CECA saying that students of color are different than other students? Why has CECA developed this prejudice within themselves which has led them to discriminate and become racist? How many students are becoming part of this prejudice? Where does this colorless student fit in at the CECA event? Iam a student at UW-Parkside with an invite to go, as is any other UW-P student or staff. While I do not hold the prejudice CECA has presented, and pity them for their apparent need to prostitute differences in individuals, I was invited as a guest and intend to fulfill their request. My date has paid his $12.50 for the evenings events; he is proud of my acconl|)lishments. I intend to keep my emotions on this occassion to myself, and enjoy the evening, while I applaud those individuals who were fortunate enough to fit the stereotype. As for my recognition, I now feel that I would not accept ite ven if I werea "student of color". Sexual harassment; learning disability? by Dennis Kaczanowski Special to the Ranger A tender squeeze of the arm when s peaking in the hallway, a quick grab of the rear ata crowded party, rude noises or remarks aimed at another. These all seem minor at first glance. In actuality, these instances are examples of sexual harassment. Sexual harassment is portrayed in the movies and on television so often that it seems commonplace in today's society. Sexual harassment is unwelcome sexual advances, requests for sexual favors, and any other physical, written, or verbal intimidation of any offensive nature where (l)compliance may be made a term or condition of a person's education or employment opportunities, or (2)in relationships among equals, when such harassment has a harmful effect on a person's ability to study or woik in the academic setting. Sexual harassment violates federal and state law, and the University ofWisconsin system policy. If the act of harassment includes offensive physical touching, it may be a criminal sexual assault In 1980, the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission issued these guidelines of sexual harassment and deemed it a violation of civil rights. In other words. sexual harassment was not even legally defined until 11 years ago. Still, in a nation where one out of every four women is raped, and an even higher number is sexually harassed, in a nation where fewer than 1% of sexual harassment and rape allegations are falsified, oily about 60% of these crimes are ever reported. Many women feel that they are made to feel as if they were the instigators of the crime, and do not report the crime because they are made to feel they are the criminal. Some women believe handling the situation themselves would bring an end to the problem more simply. The process of legally dealing with an harasser or assaulter is time consuming and costly, with penalties being less severe than they should be. Ideas abound as to solutions to the problem. Some say what constitutes harassmen t should be made more clear. Others believe that the penalties should be made tougher, and hopefully act as a deterrent. Still others ask for self-defense programs tobe taughtin the schools. Should emphasis be placed on deterring or diminishing harassment? The idea that could carry the mostcredence as a solution is teaching. At impressionable ages, children emulate what they observe, and often times, what they see on TV or in the movies. Classes teaching children to have healthy, non-violent attitudes towards the opposite sex and relations therein could begin to help in diminishing some of the statistics adhered to earlier. Is the big screen teaching our children bad manners? Is life copying art? Tougher penalties and ka>- rate classes for youngsters may help in deterring sexual harassment, assault and rape. But, teaching our children that these are not responsible or respectable actions may be the better answer. Diminishing the problem altogether is better than only deterring it Ranger, Page 8 Feature April 25,1991 Image: very important for making that first impression by Dawn Malland Entertainment Editor Editor* s Note: This is the last of a three-part segment on how to dress for success and that all-important first interview. The Image Index for women is designed to test women's potential for getting ahead. It's also geared toward making the best first impression when in business and professional situations. To take this test, simply circle the number opposite the entry that best describes you. Then, total up your score according to the directions below and gauge your Image Index. BLOUSES: 1. Long-sleeved, silk or cotton, solid or small print, with conservative necklines. 2. Oxford cloth shirts with bows. 3. Lace and rufles, sheer fabrics or plunging necklines. SUITS: 1. Gassic cut, navy, grey or black, made of quality fabric and well-fitted. 2. Coordinating jacket and skirt in complimentary colors. 3. Never wear suits. DRESSES: 1. One or two-piece, natural fabric, classic sty ling, long sleeves, in navy, grey or black with a jacket 2. Same as above, without a jacket. 3. Ruffled, sheer or minidresses. SHOES: 1. Dress shoes,a lways freshly shined. 2. Casual ordress shoes, rarely shined. 3. Don't think about shining shoes. MAKE-UP: 1. Lighly applied to enhance features and coloring. 2. Don't always wear makeup. 3. Applied heavier so that everybody notices it. HAIR: 1. Classic style, well-groomed, shoulder length or shorter. 2. Generally groomed, no particular style. 3. Wear latest style to stand out. NAILS: 1. Manicure at least weekly. 2. Occasionally file and groom. 3. Wait until nails are chipped before polishing. JEWELRY: 1. Regularly wear one or two important things. 2. Wear small, barely noticeable jewelry. 3. Wear as much as possible. PURSES/BRIEFCASES 1. Carry one well-shined classic leather bag for everything. 2. Carry a well-organized briefcase and a purse. 3. Briefcase and/or purse is always overstuffed. HANDSHAKE: 1. Firm with men and women. 2. Only shake when a hand is offered. 3. Don't shake hands. EYE CONTACT: 1. Make frequent eye contact 2. Not comfortable looking at someone else often. 3. Normally look around the room or at feet POSTURE: 1. Usually stand and siterectly. 2. Don't pay attention. 3. Tend to slouch. Here's how to score your Image Index: Give yourself 6 points for every #1 answer, 3 points for every #2 answer and 0 points for ever #3 answer. If your total score is: (54-72) - Congratulations, you're on your way to success. (36-53) - You're on the right track, but have some work to do. (18-35) - Careful, you may be sabotaging your changes of getting ahead. There's still hope, though. (0-17) - You'vegotarealproblem. Without immediate action, vour chances of making a good first impression are virtually nil. Now that you've scored yourself with the Image Index, where do you go from here? Well, here are some tipst o helpy ou getahead. DO's for women: stay in polished basic pumps in colors harmonious with your outfit, wear a watch even if you don't feel you need it - it conveys an impression of reliability, wear one or two good pieces of jewelry. DONT's for women: matching shoes and handbags are not necessary, no fancy jewelry, no heavy-handed makeup. DO's for men: haveacoordinating- color handkerchief or pocket square, wear a watch - it conveys an impression of reliability. DONT's for men: matching pocket squares - not necessary any more, lack of a watch. The bottom line for both men and women is this: avoid the unexpected. The best shot at making an impression most often comes from avoiding surprise and not overdoing any aspect of your dress. "TCB" BANQUET Student Recognition Banquet Friday, April 26. 5:30 PM - 8:30 PM Galbraith Room Tickets Available in CECA Office. UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER S P O R T S SCKISWRAP miGriwmk 1 '""'l Socfsel Launched Former Notre Dame Safeatfest mm ; ' ••• • B% Chief By theN umbers::: G et alitfee ::imppitant •• •' 'x '• , ' . • • ^ • • • |Pof Title -vKi:-5 -3 : ' '3u'3:- 33-;:3!.S •'.• : ;S4, ;|#|M . 3 '.;.3' '•••5 '3 '33 Big innings power I NO mercy for Rangers at Mt. Mercy tourney Rangers in sweep By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor The UW-Parkside baseball team powered their way to their sixth and seventh straight wins by way of the big inning at Northeastern, IL. In theiropener with the Eagles, the Rangersbuilt themselves a 4-1 lead before erropting for five runs in the seventh inning. With one out and two on in the seventh, Greg Green opened the flood gates with a run scoring single. AftaawalktoKyleKnothe, Ron Bills and Dave Coughlin each connected on two run singles to give the Rangers a 9-1 cushion. Starting pitcher, Kelly Zielinski, gave up a solo home run in the bottom half of the seventh, but he would allow the Eagles no closer. He walked four and struck out four, giving up just two hits in notching his fourth win of the season. In game two, it never looked like die big inning would arrive. The Rangers tallied single runs in both the first and second innings, but UW-Parkside starter, Jeff Fennrick, was tatooed for five runs in just one and one-third innings. He gave way to Ross Kalinowski in the second, with the Rangers down 5-2. After retiring the first batter he faced, Kalinowski walked Randy Splitt, then surrendered a two-run homer to Mark Calarco. A pair of errors fueled the Northeastern rally further, which finally ended with the Eagles up 9-2. TheRangerspeckedawaywith single runs in the fourth and fifth, as their bull-pen, with Mark Crandall and Jeff Konczal at the helm, kept the Eagles from adding to their lead. Finally, in the sixth inning, the Rangers had a response to Northeastern's seven-run second. With one out and two on, Bob (Fabs) Hall singled to drive in a run. He was forced at second on Hollenbeck's gro under to third, putting runners at the comers with two away. Enter the Rangers demonstration of the word: hit parade. Six straight batters responded with hits. Marc Thompson doubled home a pair of runs to make it a 9- 7 game. Dominic Delrose then smashed his fourth hit of the game, this a run-scoring triple to pull them within a run. Caccioppo was next, bringing home Delrose with the tying run on a single. After Green singled, Knothe got his second hit of the frame with an RBI single. Finally, see Hit Parade, B2 By TEDMcINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor No mercy. That is just what the UW-Parkside Ranger women's Softball team received this weekend as they lost six, that's right six games in a row in their annual visit to the Mt Mercy tournament in DeBuque Iowa last Saturday and Sunday. The six losses boosted the Rangers current losing streak to seven in a row, their longest of the season. UW-Parkside's record is now 11-16. All six losses can be attributed to one category, errors. UW-Parkside committed 29 errors in the six games to their opponents 14. Errors are becoming an all too familiar problem for the young Ranger team. This year they have tallied 67 errors in just 26 games and have a .948 fielding percentage. Obviously, coach Linda Draft is not pleased with the errors, but she is very positive of her team. "If we have to play like that, it came at a good time in the season. Better now than at the tournament." Trouble began for the Rangers Saturday, the tourney's first day. In game one of the seven team round robin tournament, UW-Parkside lost to St Mary's College of Iowa 8-2. Pitcher Natalie Kruizenga gave up 12 hits in six innings and got the loss. St Mary's, the 16th ranked team nationally, began the scoring in the third with four runs on a walk, steal, two hits and two errors. In the top of the fourth, UW-Parkside got a run but then gave up three more on four consecutive base hits and a bunt Each team scored once in the fifth to end the offense at 8-2. Although UW-Parkside's Kruizenga did not have a good outing, coach Draft used her see Softball, B4 All-Time Ranger Baseball Individual Records JEFFREDCOWSKI 12 vs Northeastern, H 04/26/89 Competition too tough in Golfers capture title Whitewater as Ranger , l\yf A ¥ *# women place tenth at JVIA1 IflVltC Pizza Hut Invitational Agazzi, Schnieder lead Ranger attack Consecutive shut-out innings Doubles (game) AI Hitting Streak (games) RBIs (game) I7.661J JEFF LEMMERMANN 03/19/88-04/17/88 ARMAND BQNQFKHJO 04/01/88-05/06/88 By MIKE McKOWEN Sports Writer Excellent competition, higft winds and a young Ranger team did nothing to help the Rangers in their team scoring this past Saturday at the Pizza Hut-Warhawk Invitational at UW-Whitewater. A dominant UW-Oshkosh team ran circles around its competition, as Augustana was in second place and finished 58 points be- See Runners, B2 By LENANHOLD Asst. Sports Editor The UW-Parkside golfers placed two men in the top five in Madison cm Monday, including co-champion Tom Agazzi, en route to a first place finish in the MATC Invitational at Cherokee Country Club. Agazzi fired a one ova-par 73 and Mark Scnhieda shot a two ova par 74 to pace a solid Ranga attack. Agazzi tied for first place honors with Kent Higley of UW-Eau Claire and Zack Heusser of UW-LaCrosse, while Schnieder tied with Dirk Willis ofUW-Platteville in the fourth position. See Golfers, B4 Rocket's Canadian launch lies on McNall W- - . !i J• §J ^f DByA VID jkJh Columnist That is, there is nothing sacred that money can't buy. Bruce McNall, the man who was able to steal Wayne Gretzky from pnflriji, has now returned the favor by giving Canada "The Rocket" Raghib "Rocket" Ismail was expected to be the first pick in Sunday's National Football League draft Instead, Ismail accepted an offer to play for the Toronto Argonauts of the Canadian Football League. Ismail will make up to $26 million over the next four years, making him the highest paid football player in the world. That is, if you consider the CFL a football league. How does a man whoc ouldn'teven win the Heisman Trophy become the highest paid football player in the world? By selling his soul to the devil, or in this case, McNall. What are the Argonauts going to do with a real football player? Giving them Ismail is like giving the UW-Parkside basketball team Michael Jordan. They still will be a bad team and they still won' t have any fans. I'm not blaming Ismail. I wouldn't turn down $26 million either. It is McNall's head I want He doesn't deserve Ismail or Gretzky. He deserves to be eaten by a moose on the way home from an Argonauts game. Ismail isn't the only one selling his soul to the devil. MarkSpitz, who I consider to be the greatest amateur athlete of all time, is attempting a comeback at age 41. Clairol Option men's hair coloring is paying him up to $55,000 to swim two 50 meter races. Spitz will be swimming against world record holders Tom Jager and Matt Biondi. Spitz, at 41, doesn't belong in the water with these two athletes. He sure doesn't deserve to get $55,000 for two races that take less than 30 seconds. Mark Spitz and Rocket Ismail. Who will be next? Guest XrticCt Title 9's reaches affecting Ranger athletics By Stacey Stankh Guest Writer Budget cuts have been felt across the University of Wisconsin Parkside campus not only on the academic and facility side of the campus but also in athletics. The equality of men's and women's sports referred to as, "Title 9", has been of great concern for many colleges and universities across the United States. Herea t UW-Parkside the push for Title 9 has also been of some concern, however implementing Title 9 does not seem at all possible when looking at the current financial situation "There is no way we can possibly reach equality. We do not have the faculty, facilities or budget to properly adhere to the demands of another sport," stated Assistant Athletic Director and Softball Coach Linda Draft In 1972 the United States Su- Hit Parade Rangers sweep continued from front page Bills added another run-scoring single to put a cap on the seven-run inning. Konczal made the lead stand up, allowing only one un-eamed run in the seventh to record the victory, going the final three innings of the contest The win was the teams seventh straight giving them a 12-9 Runners, from B1 mark on the season. Breu shines in a disapointing Ranger finish hind the Titans. UW-Oshkoshtook second in the nation during the indoor season. Augustana is the perennial powerhouse in theCCIW. For Coach DeWitt, the tenth place finish wasn'tas frustrating as he felt it was for some of the runners. Coach DeWitt noted, "We are just finishing up our building work, most of the girls have done an excellent job in their workouts." With only four upperclassmen running in the meet, the Ranger youth were beaten by some very good runners. Coach DeWitt emphasized that they are only half way through the season and is looking forward to next year at the same meet when, with another year experience his runners will get to see how much their work pays off and their times improve. Tricia Breu shined in the 3000m run(10:44.71), finishing second the highest Ranger finisher of the meet. She was followed by Jennifer Zalewski in tenth at 11:17.2. The Ranger relay teams also faired well in the mile, sprint medley and the400m relay. JaneKunz, Kim Avery, Pam Downing and Veronica Chamlee ran a 4:11.77 in the mileforafourth place finish. In the sprint medley, Kim and Pam ran again, this time with Anne Thayer and Jane Kunz coming in at 1:55.18 for a second fourth place finish. In sixth, the 400m relay teamrana:53.79. The lead leg was run by Anne Thayer followed by Lisa Majerle and Lori Wilkens, anchored by Dee Dee Roche. The 5000m run saw two more Rangers crossing in the top 10 to pick up points. Wendy Orlowski andTaraRoy took 7 th and 8th with times of 19:10.41 and 19:16.13. Jane Kunz was good enough for 8 th in the200m dash at a time of :27.13. Rounding out the Rangers scoring was Jenny Gross and Veronica Chamlee in the 1500 meters taking 6th and 7 th with times of 4:58.31 and 5:00.51. Without any good weather to run in this spring, times have been slower than expected for the young Rangers. This can have a terrible effect on the underclassmen being disappointed in their times. Coach DeWitt is trying to install confidence into his team and hopes betterweather and their speed workouts will help their times in the next couple of weeks. The girls leave Friday for and early start at Hillsdale, Michigan on Saturday. The girls hope a change of state can improve on their times. preme Court passed the ninth Edu- has been at Parkside for fourteen cation Amendment which states: years. During this time she has Noperson in the United States shall, seen six programs for both women on the basis of sex, be excluded and men cut completely due to lack from participation in, be denied the of a proper budget These programs benefits of, or be subjected to discrimination under any education program or activity receiving Federal financial assistance. Title 9 does notrequire identical programs for male and females. For example, a member of the opposite sex must be permitted to try out for the team, however, if two conditions are met: the team is not a contact sport, and opportunities for members of that sex were limited in the past It also includes the equality of the number of sports offered to women as compared to men. "If the men have nine programs the women must also have nine programs unless the campus consists of a ratio of 6 men to every onewoman," clarified Draft The main concern of the Parkside Athletic Department is not the number of women's sports programs versus the number of men's sport programs. The concern to properly fund the equality in which is being pursued. Draft are women's and men's tennis, gymnastics, fencing, badminton, swimming and diving. Four full-time coaching positions have been also eliminated. "It is not as if we feel we are being discriminated against because we know the university as a whole is also struggling with the current financial situation. But the pressure to add another women's sport can not be fulfilled right now. You can not expect part-time coaches to do the work of a full time coach," stated Draft The proposal the Athletic Department has decided on is not to subtract a men's sport If a women's sport has to be added the proposed addition is women's soccer. Draft stated, "Until the programs that we have are properly funded and the coaches brought back to full-time status, we cannot even begin to think of adding another program. Title 9 or no Title 9 we have to do what is best for our situation." Jordan only man that can dispel 'The Curse' HUSH • B, JIM 1011 Columnist The Chicago Bulls finished up the regular season at 61-21, an all-time club record. Michael Jordan won his fifth straight sewing title with an average of over 30 points per game and he has a good chance of winning the league MVP award. The Bulls finished 11 games ahead of the World Champion Detroit Pistons. The Bulls finished 5 games ahead of the aged Boston Celtics. The Bulls start the play-offs, and end them, with home court advantage. The Bulls start out against New York, a pesky team that could, but shouldn't, cause problems. That's all good news, right? Then why am I starting to think of the "Chicago Curse" so much? The "Chicago Curse" is well known to Chicagoans. It is the only thing that stops our teams froth winning it all. Only the 1985 Bears, the legendary '85 Bears, were the only team in recent history able to get past "the Curse". The '83 Sox couldn't, the '89 Cubs couldn't, the '90 Sox couldn't, the '90-'91 Hawks couldn't And that was just about two weeks ago. So how could the Bulls do it? The same way the Bears did; on the back of a super-star. The Bears had Payton, the Bulls have Jordan. UVV - PARKSIDK I tASKBALL BOX SCORKS UW-Milwaukee at UW-Parkside GAME 1 UW-Milwanfcee UW-PARKSIDB t k r MoKunioti2b3 0 Neobslf 2 Koteckirf Yagadiniii Rjbehllb J*nkowki3b Bawideicf Rikaii McGinleyc Totak 23 t UW-Milwiukee UW-Psbide I M ikr I H 1 0 Hflnhckcf 2 1 1 0 0 0 Thmjxaa 3 0 12 0 0 Debwerf 3 0 0 0 0 0 Ccdopo3b3 0 1 0 0 0 G r e e n 2 b 3 1 1 0 0 0 Knothelb 3 0 0 0 0 0 BQlidb 10 0 0 0 0 HaUlf 2 10 0 1 0 Cmjk 110 0 2 0 Totab 21 4 4 2 000 000 0-0 040 000 X—4 EJtabdiL L0B:UW-MH*«fee3, UW-Ptknde 1 Z&Greeae. 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LOB:UW-hflwaukc 3, UW- UW-Parkside IP H R ERW K Parkside 6.2B:Thomp(oa, Koothe. HRrYagadmski. SF. Feanriek 13 4 5 5 1 0 Bilb. SB: HoUenbeck. CS: Kootfae. Kalinowski 151 1 3 4 2 4 0 GmdaU 2 1 0 0 2 1 UW-MBmaktc IP H R ERW K Karal W 3 2 10 15 Tijicr L 6 8 2 2 3 2 Northeastern IP H R ERW K UW-Pariuide IP H R ERW K Barfcll L 53 17 10 10 0 0 Feanriek W 7 2 1 1 2 3 1 SamweS 157 3 1 1 0 0 I \\ '•PARKSIDK BASKBA1.L STATISTICS Through 04/22/91 Record: 12-9 HITTING Naaw (7 IN ABR H 28 1 HoHcabock20 132 59 19 24 9 2 Deluxe 19 134 65 11 25 6 3 Caccioppo 20 136 55 15 20 5 4 Bilk 17 109 47 S 15 3 5 Diedrich 14 74 30 7 9 1 6 Green 20 137 64 16 18 4 7 Koothe 18 123 5013 14 3 8 Cooghlia 18 11237 9 9 3 9 Ibompwn 20 138 76 14 18 7 10 Hall 20 132 55 5 10 1 11 Cortex 7 22 8 0 2 0 12 Beger 4 23 7 2 3 1 13 Othere 9 3211 3 2 0 totab 2014056412216943 3BHRRBIBBKHBSBSASF AVE JLG 2 0 5 13 11 0 6 8 0 0407 0627 2 1 13 6 12 0 4 6 0 0385 0585 0 1 12 10 8 3 2 2 3 0364 0509 0 0 14 2 6 0 1 1 3 0319 0383 0 0 8 5 9 0 0 0 0 0300 0333 3 0 9 1 4 4 2 3 0 0281 0438 0 0 9 3 1 0 1 1 0 0280 0340 1 0 6 1 3 0 4 4 0 0243 0378 1 0 17 2 12 0 4 5 1 0237 0355 0 0 4 6 12 1 2 2 0 0182 0200 10 0 1 3 0 4 4 0 0250 0500 0 0 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0429 0571 0 0 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0182 0182 10 2 100 51 85 8 30 36 7 0300 0422 FIELDING t I po fld% 2 33 0572 4 45 0980 29 15 0863 4 46 0962 2 22 0960 36 24 09 84 4 69 0912 0 0 0500 39 19 0892 0 22 1500 0 2 1500 2 4 0500 2 3 0714 30124304 .934 PITCHING Name GGS 1 Hdt 2 TMmrii 3 Korrzal 4 Cnndall 5 Crtea 5 6 Feanriek 7 7 PhiLipi 5 8 K&omkiS 9 Lotadcfl 4 0 8 7 9 1 7 2 IN 9133 48 4 18.67 4 16.67 0 633 1 29 2 1267 1 7.67 0 3 0 WL 0 1 Mas 29 20 15 13412 9 R ERH I B 2 14 4 11 10 25 20 9 5 15 13 5 5 13 11 4 2 1 2 10 20 17 24 16 10 8 10 8 12 7 9 5 7 3 4 3 SO 48116 90 2B 3B HRBB K WPHB SV ERA BF 0 0 0 7 2 0 0 1 096 38 4 0 1 15 28 0 0 0 157 153 2 0 0 4 20 1 1 0 241 87 1 1 0 12 15 4 1 1 270 60 2 0 0 3 5 0 0 0 284 33 3 3 2 15 10 7 1 0 528 116 200 10 7000 558 64 3 0 1 8 5 0 1 0 821 36 0 1 0 4 0 0 0 0 950 20 17 5 478 92124 2 345 607 GOLF MATC Invitational Cherokee C.C., Madison, WI April 22,1991 Team Results UW-Paikside 383 UW-Eau Claire 389 MATC 394 UW-Stevens Point 396 College of DuPage 401 UW-LaCrosse 402 UW-Platteville 405 MSOE 430 Ripon 451 UW-Oshkosh NTS Medalists It Tom Agazzi (UW-Parkside) 73 It Zack Heuaser (UW-LaCrosae) 73 ltKenlHigley (UW-Eau Claire)73 4tMauk Schnieder(UW-Park side)74 4t Dirk Willis (UW-PtaOeville) 74 UW-Parkskie Scoring Summary INTRAMURAL HOC KFY Par 72 (36*36) Mark Schnieder 39-35 74 Steve Gerber 39-39 78 Paul Cornell 43-38 81 Tom Agazzi 35-38 73 MattKoehler 39-44 83* Joe Dahl strom 37-40 T1 Totals (Top 5 Scores) 383 * Did not count in team score TRACK X FIK1J ) Pizza Hut-Warhawk Invitational UW-Parkside Finishers Mens Results 5000 m Steve Rocha Kiit MiHer 800m EricM ay Mite Relay 7. Ken Byoea Eric May Kevin Collins Tom Schmierer 110 High Hurdles Kurt Johnson 15:49.9 16:03.0 1:58.4 3:33.9 15:48 Womens Results 5000m Run 7. Wendy Oriowski 19:10.41 8. TaraRoy 19:16J3 Sprint Medley Relay 4. Anne Thayer 1:55.18 Kim Avery Pam Downing Jane Kunz 400m Relay 6. Anne Thayer J3.79 LisaMajerie Lori Wilkens Dee Dee Roche 1500m Run 6. Jenny Gross 4:58.31 7. Veronica Chamlee 5:00.51 KeDy Watson 5:09.90 Julie Rader 5:38 JO 400m Dash Lori Wilkens 1:05.53 Javelin Lori Wilkens 80'6" 100m Dash 5. Pam Downing :12.77 Anne Thayer : 13.31 200m Dash 8. Jane Kunz :27.13 3000m Run 2. TriciaBreu 10:44.71 10. Jennifer Zalewski 11:1720 Current Standings Team YL L I Puckers 5 0 0 10 Killer Avacodos 3 1 0 6 Grapplers 2 1 1 5 Brain Grenades 2 3 0 4 Big Shooters 1 2 1 3 Hansen Brothers 1 3 0 2 Thursday's Results Puckers 2 Grapplers 1 Scoring Puckers- Johnson from (Caccioppo), Thompson from (Hemer) Grapplers-Schmidt from (Dutton) Killer Avacados 4 Brain Grenades 1 Scoring Killer Avacados- Sholler,Alton,Lindsey, Lindsey from Alton Brain Grenades- Bedore unassisted end of regular season PLAYOFFS TUESDAY, APRIL 23 Game 1 Puckers 8 Brain Grenades 0 ScorlngrPuckers 1. Caccioppo from Rogers 2. Rogers from Johnson 3. Hemer unassisted 4. Johnson from Lemmerman 5. Caccioppo from Hemer 6. Johnson from Mueller 7. Hemer from Johnson 8. Hemer unassisted Brain Grenades No Scoring Game 2 Grapplers Killer Avacodos Grapplers Scoring 1. Tiedt unassisted 2. Schmidt unassisted 3. Dutton unassisted 4. Dutton unassisted Killer Avacodos Scoring 1. Swanson from Scholler 2. Swanson unassisted 3. Swanson unassisted Championship Game Tuesday, April 30 7:00 Puckers vs. Grapplers UW-PartoM* m Wartbirg Cubes Hum Krnbenc* MUkuUki, Ja NowdassU Pilubicki Pact Plot SieUff Stepbam Wright AB R 2 0 0 0 H RBI 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 10 UW-Pukrtfe Wutbars 26 0 73 4 6 6 6 2 lIW-Fvktkb v*. ML M«rcy AB R H RBI Cubes 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 12 0 MSabki, Ja 3 0 10 NowdomU 3 0 2 0 Mubictd 2 0 0 0 Peca 3 10 0 SieUff 3 0 0 0 Stock 3 0 10 Wrixfc 4 Q fi 0. UW-Puknfe ML Mercy 28 2 6 23 7 7 1 SOU FIFA LI. STMMARIKS • i ' irW.Parkfhb tn. Coe College UW-Parksid. n CojumbU AB R H RBI AB R H RBI Cubes 2 1 0 0 Cuban 3 0 0 0 Rrantnxn 3 0 1 1 Ham 2 0 1 0 Husen 4 1 l 1 MtksUki, J* 3 0 0 0 Kuban 0 0 0 0 MikaUki, Ja 2 0 0 0 Mikobki.Jm 1 0 0 0 Nowdoenakj 3 0 0 0 NowdonaU 2 0 0 0 Palabkki 0 1 0 Paiobkb 3 0 2 1 SieUff 3 0 " 1 0 Pea 2 0 0 0 Stephen 3 0 0 0 Pirn 1 0 0 0 Stock 2 0 1 0 SieUff 2 0 0 0 WrfaM 1 Q JL Stock 2 1 0 0 UW-Pufasb 23 0 4 0 Wright 4 2 3 0 Columbia 27 3 7 0 UW-Pukritb 28 3 7 3 Co* 33 7 10 S UW-ParkaM* n. St FVaocb UW-rwUd* at SL Mary** AB R H RBI AB R H RBI Cubes 3 0 0 0 Hum 3 0 0 0 Hmaea 4 0 1 1 Kraiaemga 0 0 0 0 Konusi 2 0 1 0 MikaUki, Ja 1 1 0 0 MiuUki. Ja 0 0 Nowdotnki 3 0 0 0 Novdomrid 3 1 1 1 Palabkki 3 0 0 0 Palabkb 3 1 1 0 Pea 3 0 0 0 ft*j 4 1 1 0 Bo. 1 0 0 0 Fits 3 1 1 0 SiaUff 0 1 0 SieUff 3 0 1 0 Stephen 3 0 0 0 Stock 2 0 0 Stock 2 1 1 1 Wrifht 4 0 3 0 Wright 3 0 2 0 UW-Puktbb 31 10 T UW-Pukrido 74 2 4 T SL Prodi 38 8 12 0 SLMuy'* 30 8 12 8 Errors costly as Ranger women drop six straight — 1 ~a n An-OTictont rrvmmittino continued from front page throughout the game to preserve her other players for later in the toumey. Later the same day, the Rangers faced ML Mercy College, die host school, andlost 7-2. Paikside's Jeanne Esselman got the loss going the distance. In the bottom of the third, ML Mercy jumped on the scoreboard with a lead off walk, a sacrifice bunt another walk and a base hiL UW-Parkside scored twice in the fourth but in gave up three in the fifth and the sixth. The story of this game was errors, UW-Parkside committed six errors which allowed five of the seven ML Mercy runs to score. "We haven't had players demonstrate that they are head and shoulders above the others and we keep trying them at different positions," said Draft of her team's inability to Jeanne Esselman play error free ball Game three, the Rangers last game Saturday, was, in the eyes of coach Draft, "The best game we've played all season. I never saw us with so much hustle, desire and wmmsmgmiBMii MMMWMW- : v • '••i ;1: • . . • 1 L'i.'rV:-: • • • . :: ; Illegal parkers no match lUW-Parkside's finest x:V;r 'T • '• V ; " : • '• . •' :: b&seb&ll I' sleep safely under ; • •: • . ' ••, ; : 1 y & • • • . •' • '' ' • V:£#4--' . "--5 . : . . • : •" , ... ... "• : / ' • ' .. . ; : ; • :j;;' :-v' :i:. "?• : : / : . / ' ' . ' ' • • ' ' ^ • . ' • . ' .. • '• • . ' ' ..• " --••• • ' '• •/'I ^ . ' : • T:ot only infected the that -day»but :tbey hadal$c taken ttpposltioo on thesouth»de a highway Evan entire Xf'7v-; doers: aireadyscaredby tiwpow^tful dispiaytriey just witnessed against: ibchgr^paririh^e^'iii& Flasltiogred^blue^^ trrbeaB thai llipiiessagc bus been ck&iysertL If youVs going to park iSegallyy: :you might 83 weH doit somewhere else- UW-Paiksidc's security is on; M iuid:t^:isve^ keJrosl»^:fih^t behind them, Ho matter what the intensity, itwas really agreat game to watch." With all the compliments given to her team, you would think die Rangers won but the praise was given following a losing effort as Columbia ended up on top 3-0. Columbia scored its very first batter of the game with great run production. The lead-off hitter got a base hit was sacrifice bunted to second and scored on a two out base hiL The rest of the game saw diving catches by the Ranger fielders and an all-around great defensive effort The Rangers broke down defensively in the seventh and gave up two more runs on an error and two base hits off pitcher Beth Hansen. "I'm happy we play so well, because they know they can be there at the end of the season." Day two had the Rangers getting up at the crack of dawn and Beth Hansen heading out to the park for a nine o'clock starting time. Coe University from DeBuque was the Ranger foe in a 7-5 loss far their fourth straight in the tourney. Pitcher Jeanne Esselman gave up four earned runs in seven innings as her defense once again seemed non-existant committing five errors and failing to play balls hit near them. The Rangers gave up six runs in the seventh on four hits and three errors. Next the Rangers Hansen took to the mound again los ing to SL Francis 8-4 and once again UWParkside committed five errors which was the story in the loss. In the sixth with the game tied at four SL Frances came up with four funs on three singles, a double, a sacrifice fly, a walk and of course an error. "Our bats were dry all weekend," said Draft "And we could not get anyone ouL" Finally the last game of the toumey came and UW-Parkside failed to get on the scoreboard losing to Wartburg College 4-0. "If they can remember the positive game we had against Columbia, and use that as a light for the future it will be ok. Golfers, from B1 Golfers pack their bags for two day Wisconsin road swing Also finishing strong for UWParkside woe Joe Dahlstrom and Steve Gerber, shooting 77 and 78 respectively. PaulConnell and Matt Koehler rounded out the Ranger scoring with scores of 81 and 83. The Rangers totaled 383 strokes on the day, six less than second place finisher UW-Eau Claire and 11 less than third place finisher and host MATC. The links ters played in the Carthage/Whitewater Invite on Wednesday at Bristol Oaks Country Club in a tune up for their Central Wisonsin road trip next week. The Rangers will travel to Stevens Point and Neekosa next Monday and Tuesday to take part in the Pointer Invitational at Stevens Point Country Club and the Lake Arrowhead Invite at lake Arrowhead Country Club. The two meets will feature competition from fellow UW system schools as well as some other state colleges. The "Northern Swing" will provide a good opportunity for the Rangers to test their endurance in back-to-back meets and will help them in their preparation fa- the NCAA National Toumey in May. Sign Up Now End of the Year Extravaganza La : lllMlliilS|Bl!ll SaffoibjiOE Sign-up sheets available In the Phys. Ed. or Ranger Offices. mtimmftmrni Agazzi is master of MATC invite The PGA crowned Ian Woosnam as it's 1991 Masters Champion just over a week ago, but since "Woosy" isn't a UW-Parkside student, this week IBM and the Ranger salute fellow linkster Tom Agazzi as our Athlete of the Week. Agazzi, a sophomore, shot a one over par 73 at Cherokee Country Club in Madison, Wisconsin on Monday, capturing co-champion honors while leading the Rangers to the MATC Invitational tournament title. Tom is a native of South Carolina and has been playing golf since his freshman year of high school. Tom moved to Wisconsin with his parents after his graduation from Irmo High School in Columbia, S.C. in 1989 and joined the Ranger squad that same year. According to Agazzi, the golf courses of South Carolina and Wisconsin are very comparable. "A golf course is a golf course," said Agazzi. After 16 holes at Cherokee, Agazzi stood at one under par, but threeputts on the last two holes led to two bogies and a one over par 74 for the round. "I should have played better," said Agazzi, "I hit the ball pretty well, but I missed alot of putts." Tom Agazzi Congradulations, Tom. What size jacket do you wear? April 25,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 13 Far-Out Days by Moss When I was in fifth grade our Science teacher, a total hippie, decided it would be "real cool" to have the class drop eggs from the tallest slide on the playground. He gave us a little flimsy cardboard box t o put our egg in. We could put anything inside it to cushion the egg's impact The idea was to try and drop the egg from the top of the slide without it cracking. We couldn't use parachutes, lines, or fish eggs: and they couldn't be hard boiled either. (And they had to be checked out with him first) A week later everyone had scribbled colorful designs on the outside of their boxes with what they thought would be their successful craft to land their egg safely back down to earth. The day had come to drop our eggs. One of my friends.,the class comedian, played "Taps" on his cornet as people "did the egg drop". The success rate was close tos eventy five percent (myself included). Now many years lata-1 look at an egg and I am still amazed. Quite a unique structure, the egg retain great strength from its structural integrity. It is a great source of protein and other nutritional value. And it is used in so many of the things we eat. And the variations of it used just for breakfast! Gadzookes! They are endless. Just look in a cookbook. Or if you cook, you know what I am talking about. Presently I liveabovea little restaurant and recently acquired cooking skills. (I am tired of making myself grilled ham and cheese and toasted tunafish sandwiches everyday.) With the help from the cook downstairs, I have learned how to make omelets, poached eggs, scrambled eggs, fried eggs sunny-side up and overeasy. (And I might add that she was amazed and frightened by the different concoctions and combinations I make with y sandwiches.) This last weekend I got up around 11 am and felt that sheepish childlike feeling rushing through my veins. I made a little box out of thin cardboard and crammed it with paper and stuff. I had to know if I still had what it took from 5th grade. I was a man with a mission. Like James Bond. I chuckled as I placed an egg inside my cardboard craft and colored it quickly with crayons. I opened my window and let it drop onto the sidewalk below. The cook must have seen it drop and curiosity got the best of her. She was standing out on the sidewalk looking up at my window and back down again at the colored cardboard box. "Don't touch it!" I exclaimeda, nd she jumped back. Half-dressed I raced downstairs and she stared at the box while I opened it To my delight the egg was still intact! I still had what it took. My Science teacher would have been proud. "What are you doing with that egg?" the cook asked. She had a look of shock in her eye. It was apparent that she was debating whether her tenant that lived upstairs was tainted with lunacy or not I beamed a smile. "I'm making myself breakfast, I have finally discovered how I like my eggs," I stated. "How's that?" The same way James Bond likes his martinis. "Shaken, not stirred," I replied. rA Do YOU want to be a Ranger Staff Member? Here's your chance! All you have to do is come in the Ranger office ,WLLC D139c, any time and let us know. We're now looking for people for next year for all positions. JCL Ranger, Page 14 Feature Apail 25,1991 Racine BUS rates increasing The Racine Belle Urban System has announced a rate increase for riders of die bus to/from die UW-Parkside campus. EffectiveMay 1,1991, it will cost a cash fate of $0.60 foraone-way trip. The previous rate was $0.50. The monthly bus pass has also been raised from $18.00 to $20.00 per month. According to Michael Glasheen, Transit Planner for Racine, the new rates were established by the city's Common Council on April 3, 1991. He said the reduced cash rate of $0.25 for qualified elderly and disabled persons was the only rate that remained unchanged. Glasheen also said the Council established a reduced monthly bus pass for qualified disabled persons. Previously, there was no monthly pass available at a discounted rate. However, these special passes are only available at the Racine City HalL A city issued Identification Card must be presented in person to purchase these passes for $13.50. Dave Ostrowski, administrator of the UW-Parkside Paricing & Transportation program, said that the cost of die BUS tokens sold at the Union Information Desk must also be raised on May 1 to match the new fares. "Even at $0.60," said Ostrowski, 4tthe Racine BUS is still an inexpensive and fairly convenient way of getting to and from the campus". Library hours during finals week Wednesday, May 8 - 7:45am to 2:00 am. Thursday, May 9 - 7:45 am to 2:00 am. Sunday, May 12 - 12:00 am to 2:00 am. Monday, May 13 - 7:45 am to 2:00 am. Tuesday, May 14-7:45 am to 2:00 am. Wednesday, 15 - 7:45 am to 2:00 am. Daymare - • : • ' ' : : : • ' " : dempristrared thepriiieiples cookie dough. As the group . . ' :: " : '• . - • ' ' : ' • . ' • facts aboutfaow wecanmake 1 • : ^ • : : : ' • • • V ^ ' • . " ' : ; cookies, he fell & tug at his who "How come we : "-'f " .I II. I. • I ' '' • ,• sun?" What was he to tell her? How was he to explain i flHRAKIiHH Itll JIII;Wr opilla§te ? Howwas;; {• that this is the trendy thing cling? How could he tell our -li near another word about solar energy until there's another. I;I|||III" "Because it's hot cost effectisre," he replied,; feeing som^w^irresp6h-: question. make lyjoa ec?oktcs," siie bard r-iih* I walked hack it' iiLi ;il;:li||ll 1 think I'm going to dragon; n ?j. ud oh solar . . < • for thought. Business student honored Stranger Eye by Moss M I k e e p t e l l i n g h i m h e ' s g o i n g t o g e t h i m s e l f h u r t , b u t h e s a y s I t s t o p s h i s b a c k p a i n . . . ' © 1991 Moss 0*a*r' Dawn Mead, a current student at the University of Wisconsin- Parkside, has received the Outstanding Student Award, presented annually by the Milwaukee Chapter of the Financial Executives Institute. The Award is given to one student at each of a number of Wisconsin universities on the basis of academic achievement and outstanding activities. Mead, a graduating senior majoring in Accounting, is a resident of Racine. Her overall grade point average of 3.97 has qualified her to be selected for the Award by foe Dean and faculty of the School of Business at UW-Parkside. The Financial Executives Institute is a membership organization of more than 13,400 chief financial officers, treasurers and controllers representing more than 7,000 companies in the United States and Canada. The Milwaukee Chapter has more than 200 members. The F & I provides for the exchange of ideas and experiences among business and professional groups, government and academic communities. - -'i April 25,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 15 UW-Parkside musical: Working by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor The music of contemporary artists such as James Taylor and Micki Grant will be fetured during the student production of "Working: the Musical" at Parkside on April 26-27 and May 3-4. Curtain tim e is 8 p.m. in the CART Theatre. General admission is $6 for senior citizens/students and $7 for adults. There will be a 10 a.m. matinee performance on Tuesday, May 2. The play is based on Stud Tericel's Pulitzer Prize winning book "Working." It is a tribute to working Americans everywhere. His work provides the basis for exploring the joy, frustration and pride associated with a broad crosssection of overlooked occupations such as supermarket checker, assembly line worker and even the newsboy. "Working" includes songs by James Taylor, Micki Grant, Mary Rogers, Craig Carnelia, Susan Birkenhead and Stephen Schwartz. The characters in Working are non-fictional characters, and although their names have been changed, their words have not The musical could not have been put together without the students, staff and faculty working on it: Director - Lisa Kornetsky, Musical Director - August M. Wegner, Scenic Designer - Skelly Warren, Lighting Designer - Barb Bartel*, Costume Designer - Tina Paukstelis*, Choreographer - Michael F. Snider and Choral Director- James Kinchen. The names with astericks are student designers. All in all, the cast consists of 23 students and 7 orchestra members. It would be impossible to list all Of th e contributing students in the cast, as well as the stage managers, assistants, and others involved in the musical. One thing to take note of, however is the diversity of the cast. The Racine, Kenosha, Raymond, Continued on Page 12 IBM Volunteer of the Week Jason Rimkus is a freshman September, indicating an intermajoring in Engineering. He est in video production, enrolled in the Student Com- After an extensive training mumty Service Program last in studio, remote and editing through the Community Access Program at Jones Intercable in Kenosha, Jason produced a 15 minute video for Education and Reading Services (E.A.R.S.). The video is now being shown on Channel 21 several times a week. Those who view the video will learn how EARS can help people who are printhandicapped, where the program exists within the WGTDFM 91 radio station, and how important volunteers are to die operation of the service. Thanks to Jason's expertise and his 84 hours of volunteer service, more people who need the EARS service will be helped. Jason Rimkus Community Service Announcements tJliASEBALLCOA€ii£S FOR C.Y,Ci College sudents^bocane^^ J®t;RADK> B RO A DCASITNO ABILfnE5> Become s reader for The Education and Reading : ' . ' • V . • . : : ' ' • • ' -V'! J,..' ' 1 • " "v " "c;. r:C:C::;;V; ' ''A/.. v'vA';y:- '-v "' : /-';r c 'I: •; V', . |^»aeat5pect3.tOlyf^ *< % with in the Career • :A' :;-:- •- A: ^ . v. •: before the eftdof the semester. See how See Carol Engberg hi the Career Center or call 553-2011. This Week at Parkside FRIDAY, APRIL 26 BATTLE OF THE BANDS: Union Cafeteria, 7 pm, $3 students, $4 others. PARKSIDE PLAY: "Working: The Musical," CART Theatre 8 pm. $6 for senior citizens/students and $7 for adults. MOVIE; "Days of Thunder" $ pm Union Cinema. $1 students - $2 public. SUNDAY, APRIL 28 MUSIC: Voices of Parkside, First Baptist Church, 801 Wisconsin Ave., Racine, 3:30 pm, admission. ENSEMBLE: Brass Ensemble, CART D-118, noon, free. WEDNESDAY, MAY 1 LECTURE; "Europe on a Buck a Day & other Traveling Hints, noon, MOLN 105, free. CINCO DE MAYO Gala Celebration: All events sponsored by Hispanic Organization at Parkside, Onda Larina, L' alliance Des Amis, Spanish Center of Racine, Professional Food - Service Management, Inc., Washington Junior High School Kenosha Youth Folkloric Dance Troup, The Center for Education and Cultural Advancement and the Student Activities Office. DANCE; The Kenosha Youth Folkloric Dance Troup featuring students from Washington Junior H.S., noon-1 pm. Main Place. EXHIBITS: Artists, exhibitors &other displays. Main Place 10- > * BALLET: Ballet Folklorico Workshop features a history of regional dances, origin of costumes and lessons on footwork an choreography, 1:30-2:30 pm. Main Place. Ron's Place . Open Mon-Sun 11am 7 Days a Week Luncheon Reservation 657- 5907 Famous For 5x5's (1/2 lb Hamburger & Fries for S3.50) Souvenir Long Island Mugs Now On Sale Ron's Carryout Open Sun-Thurs 1 lam-Midnight Fri-Sat llam-2am 657-4455 (carrout and delivery only) We Now Deliver Broasted Chicken and our complete menu 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 Pnirvu HEALTHY BENEFITS FOR HEALTH CARE MBA'S. Enjoy excellent salary and benefits working with a worldwide health care system. Discover an environment where the needs of the patient-not costs of treatment-come first. Experience the rewards of being a commissioned Air Force officer, plus advanced education, medical/dental care, 30 days vacation with pay each year and much more. Call USAF HEALTH PROFESSIONS COLLECT (414) 291-9475 ; Ranger, Page 16 Parkside play Continued from page 15 Waukesha and Kansasville areas have drawn people to the play. One member of the cast is from Kenya but is currently a student at Parkside, a married couple is in the cast and another cast member actually lives the part he is playing. The dedication and total commitment of each member is evident for "Working" to have gotten as far as it has. For those not familiar with "Working," it isaplay based on the lives of the woriring American. Jobs acted in the play production include waitress, editor, retired man, soloist, housewife^ mason, receptionist, operator, njillworker, copy boy, trucker, fireman, migrant worker, parking attendant, boxboy, hooker/paper kid, teacher, steelworker, checker, secretary, salesman and executive. , If you want to see ,a quality production of a well-known book, "Working: the musical" is it Nowhere else can you see what really goes on in the minds of America's workers, enjoy the music and dramatic atmosphere and do it all for less than it would be to go out to dinner in a nice restaurant "Working: the musical" will be performing April26,27and May 3-4 at 8 pjn. A 10 ajn. matinee will be performed on Tuesday,May 2. Admission is $6 for senior citizens/ students and $7 for adults. Kenosha's Newest & Ho ttest Bar & Restaurant Catering to the College Crowd Thank You UW-Parkside for your patronage!!! Don't forget the Beach Party zvith the Surf Boys on May 16th Remember our Sunday - Thursday specials $1.00 - Dr. McGillicuddy - Rumpleminz - JagerMeister Dance! Dance! Dance! with D. J. Oliver on Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays 302 - 58th Street Kenosha, Wl (414) 652-0505 News Pi Sigma Epsilon wins awards April 25,1991 Continued from Page 1 Batten, Maggie Frymire, Doug Johnson, Mike Johnson, Dawn Mailand, Gary Nephew, Elizabeth Spalla, Janice Word, and George Yee. At the national conference, they participated in workshops and seminars in Building Chapter Strength,Resume Building, Building Marketing Skills, and Team Building. They also attended formal dances and slide presentations. The newly elected officers for PSEare: Janice Word, President; Andy Patzer, Vice President; Mike Johnson, Vice President of Personnel, Doug Johnson, Vice President ofMarketing, and Ken Schuh, Vice President of Finance. Other elections took place yesterday. Last week, PSE held their first annual awards banquet in which twelve members were rcognized as well as graduating seniors. Receiving awards were: Gary Nephew, best member; Maggie Frymire, best project and best project report; Beth Lucassen, best PSE contingent at National Convention new member; Jill Janovitz, most enthustiatic new member, Tracey Beecroft, new member top sales; Scott Touten, best interview, and Ken Schuh and Marissa Legath, best interview answer. Life after Parkside Kimberly A. Tenerelli Staff Writer A Staffing Specialist with the United States Navy. That is the position held by Deanna (Lake) Leadingham. It sounds as interesting andc hallenging asi t is.T he job description and pay scale are complex, but I will try to explain them for you. First, let me say that this is a civil job. This means that Deanna is not a sailor, but a civilian, gaining this job because of her college degree. She majored in Business with a concentration in Personnel and Administration, graduating UW-Parkside in 1989. Her job is related to the hiring and ranking of job applicants, among other duties. Deanna has twenty to thirty activities (organizations) within the base that come to her and request employees. She then sets up interviews with the person requesting the employee(s) and checks the applicants references. She rates the applicants based on qualifications and experience and ranka them on a scale of adequacy from highly qualified to eligible. Deanna fills out a Certification of Elieibility Deanna Leadingham based on her findings. She has a tough job because there are different rules and regulations for each position. Deanna has to be aware of all of these to make sure that the applicants for a certain type of job meet the requirements. Deanna is also involved in career counseling of current employees. She counsels employees about choices available to them, answers questions they may have, paths they may take, or jobs that they can qualify for. In addition, Deanna utilizes and provides in-depth advice on personnel programs such as the Summer Student Program. With all these responsibilities, as you can imagine, you need several skills. You have to like work- Continued on Page 19 April 25,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 17 Petrifying Springs a valuable resource by Corey Anton Special to the Ranger University of Wisconsin- Parks ide students not only have the advantage of attending a university with a small student to professor ratio, students also have the valuable asset of Petrifying Springs Park right next door. As the snow becomes a faint memory, and nature opens up in spring, the park awaits people taking advantage of its resources. People can finally release themselves from the grasp of cabin fever by getting over to Petrifying Springs, and sensing the wonder of one of Wisconsin's most beautiful parks. With finals around the coma-, many students spend a lot of time reading, studying and preparing for exams. These are indoor, and nonactive ac tivities. Although these activities are necessary for good grades, students may overlook their need to exercise. Petrified Springs Park offers many opportunities for students to get some exercise for the body as well as the mind The actual park is more than nature trails; it is actually several park areas that are separated but remain within one megapark. There are baseball diamondsa, nd volleyball areas for students to enjoy some friendly competition. Kirsten Tenges, a junior at UW-Parksidc stated, "At the end of the year, my friends and I go over to Pet's to play volleyball, cookout and have a good time celebrating the end of the semester." Pets also has traditional park toys such as swings, teeter-totters, and merry-go-rounds for any students who have children, or fen-those of us who are still children at heart Petrifying Springs has enough large free space to allow for easy picnicking with the use of the park's many grilling facilities. Chris Brandt, a sophomore at UW-Parkside said, "My friends and I often go to the park to play footbag. Then we usually grill out and enjoy the scenery." Some students never even walked its trails nor seen the park apart from the road. When I asked students about Pet's, one person asked, "Where is the park?" Some UW-Parkside students use the park regularly. Yet even regular trail walkers can marvel at the newly made trails resulting from winter's thaw. Brenda VanCaster, a sophomore at UW-Parkside said, "My Graduation means goodbye to spring breaks, summers off, And IBM student prices. Before you put on your cap and gown, there's still time to take advantage of the great student price on an IBM ffersonal System/2* Whether you need to create impressive papers. graphics and spreadsheets for school, or business reports for work, or even resumes, the PS/2' comes preloaded with software that will let you do just that. And it has a mouse to make it easy to use. Plus, there are added tools fike a notepad, calendar and cardfile—even games. .And its expandable so it can grow with you throughout graduate school or on the job. While you're still a student, affordable loan payments are also available with the IBM PS/2 Loan for Learning. And on a different note, vou can get a great low price on the Roland' Desktop Music System. Graduation means saying a lot of gxxlbyes- But before you do. there's still time to check into a great student price on a PS/2." See what vou can do with a PS/2 today—and what it can do for vou tomorrow. .J&TSS See us In Molinaro Hall on Thursday, May 2 from 9am to 3pm. For more information contact your IBM Collegiate representative, Craig Simpkins at 1-800-886-4PS2 or 553-2287. IBM friends and I walk through some trails about once a week; it has the best, most beautiful hiking trails around." For those who do not want to exercise, Petrifying Springs offers other outdoor opportunities. With many picnic tables and clean facilities, Petrifying Springs gives students the chance study in the peaceful outdoors. "One of my favorite places to study is Pet's. I can concentrate much better in the fresh air," commented Mitchell Fish, a junior at UW-Parkside. Not only students take advantage of the park's facilities. The park also has many local residents who weekly fill up empty milk jugs with the natural spring fed water available in the paric. While getting a drink at the one of the park's water fountains, I overheard one person tell another, "Petrifying Springs' water is the only water I'll drink." While some students enjoy the breathtaking beauty of hiking Ranger photo by Sunni Bceck Serenity of the Springs through and along the river's bank, giving them an opportunity to get a others enjoy the use Volleyball nets and baseball diamonds. Still others just enjoy sitting beneath the sun with a book. All of thesea ctivities bring about a sense of respect for nature. Petrifying Springs Park offers students, the creators of tomorrow, a valuable experience by good look at what recycling is trying to preserve. This asset makes University of Wisconsin-Parksidc students valuable potential contributors to the protection of the environment through the use and appreciation of the our neighboring park. APPRECIATION KosT'otvottxl Grazie! Thank You! 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They have opened for such bands as the Psychedelic Furs, Modern English, die Information Society and many other well known bands. The three members of the band, all who have attended die Cleveland Institute of Music, have harnessed cheap synthesizer technology toeffectametamoiphosisfrom classical laymen to astute electropop performers. The band has received many praising reviews from a number of popular magazines including Billboard Magazine and Scene Magazine. It's been said that the band has state of the art dance rock that can compete against New Order's and Depeche Mode's on any given day. The Exotic Birds hve a number of hit releases such as "No Communication/Never Say Goodbye," and EP containing those two songs as well as a sisxo ng LP which also includes "Waiting For You" and "Fade Away." In addition to these recordings, a video of "No Communication" was filmed in New Yak. Within a very short time, this video was shown on a medium rotation (two tof our times a day) onM TV. Their name, The Exotic Birds, comes from the major classical chamber works for the winds and percussion, "L'Oisseau Exotiques," written by the French composer, Oliver Messiaen. LSAT GMAT MCAT GRE Test Your Best! Classes Forming Now. • LSAT starts 5/14 • GMAT starts 5/16 MCAT class meets 6/8 • GRE starts in June Phone Registration 277-9990 % STANLEY H. KAPLAN & Take Kaplan Or Take Your Chances The band has an appealing dance sound that has got them many immediate bookings at major midwest universities and nightclubs. The band has also released another hit single, "Dance the Night Away," which was also an immediate success on the national college radio circuit The Exotic Birds current album called "Equilibrium" is their first album, taking nearly three years to complete. Their album can be found in a number of music stores, including Camelot Musk; and Musicland, The three members of theband, Andrew Kubiszewski, Doug Beck, and Richard Carpenter, continue to push techno-pop to new directions fusing innovative electronics with dominate percussive stylings. PAB (Parkside Activities Board) is very excited about this new band. They arc expecting to The Exotic Birds see a rather large turnout and feel that it will be an eventful evening. Father Mark leaving because of budget cuts by Emily Heller Feature Writer Come next fall, the Catholic Student Club will be lacking a very important member. Reverend Mark Gotvald will finish out the semester here at UW-Paikside and hopes to be working as a full-time campus minister at another university. For the past three years, Father Mark has been dividingup his week between UW-Parkside, Carthage, and the Archdiocese of Milwaukee. He spends two days a week in Kenosha covering his responsibilities at UW-Parkside and Carthage. This involves not only club activities but other religious responsibilities as well. Therestof his week is spent in Milwaukee as the Associate Directorof Young Adult Ministry. The new campus minister will have even less time on UWParkside's campus next year. Funds have been cut, therefore the new minister will only spend five hours per week here next semester. This year's club participated in many activities. Mass was held every Sunday at 8:30pm, members of the club volunteered at theS oup Kitchen twice a semester, special talks wereheldon various subjetcts of interest, and every semester the club participates in a retreat of some sort This semester the club ventured on a retreat with seven other UW campus clubs. This year's club has approximately thirty members. The Catholic Student Club Parkside Union* Wedding Reception Openings June 15,29, and July 13,1991 Due to three caucellations.the Parkside Union has prime date ^openings for this June and July, 1 ^or Info on Reservations, call 553-2294 Reverend Mark Gotvald President is Jim Wytters, Vice President is Tricia Breu, and Secretary is PatLee. Reverend Gotvald is looking into the possibility of becoming a full-time campus minister at Cardinal Stritch, St Paul University, or Santa Clara University. "NearDeath Experiences: Phenomena and Explanations" Presented by Wayne G. Johnson Professor, Philosophy Tuesday, April 30 12:30-2:00 PM MOLN D-101 Sponsored by PP.S. Parkside Philosophical Society Free and open to the public Classic designer clothing for men and women. Bring your valid college ID and receive an additional 15% off the ticketed price. Discount applicable on nonsale items only. Offer expires May 9th, 1991. Feature the U.S. Navy as a Clerk Typist after High School. She then attended Parkside for eight years attending night classes. Deanna felt it was worth the battle. "I met a lot of good friends, in the end I was afraid to leave them. UW-Parkside got me my job and made me a more confident per- April 25,1991 son." Deanna s adv iceis," J ust keep going. Eight years later, I m still glad I did it" To find out more information about this position or other Civil Service positions with the military, write the U.S. Office of Personnel Management, Chicago Area Office, 175 West Jackson Blvd, Chi- Lakeside Market Place, 11211 120th Avenue, Kenosha (414) 857-9093 Life After Parkside Continued from page 16 jng with people- from managers to clerk-typists. Deanna states you should like to do research because every job has rules and regulations that you must beaware of. Toknow all of them is almost impossible so you must research to find them out. This position requires good oral and written communication skills, and requires a college degree or equivalent experience. As for the salary, each job has a classification from a GS1 (general schedule) to a GS18. Within each GS there are ten divisions. • This position is a GS7 level. Usually each individual at this position starts at level 1, however, if you had a 3.5 GPA or better you would start at a higher level. This is what they call super achievement So a GS7 level 1 makes $21,023 yearly through level 10, which is $27332 approximately. So starting out you can make between $20,000 - $24,000 depending on which level they feel you are aL Any area which has a military base has a personnel office. Positions are located throughout the United States, as well as overseas. Which brings me to a unique benefit for military civil service jobs, the fact that you can transfer to other locations. Whether it be Germany or Georgia, if you want to see what it's like and your position is open or another you'd want to get into, you could transfer to the location you wanted. The housing would be arr anged for you. You would then stay there for a maximum of five years. After that, you would come b ack to your home base and your original job would be waiting for you.I f you liked the job at the transfer base, and they wanted you to stay, youc ould stay but you would lose the benefit of getting your same job back at the home base. Although this job is fascinating and rewarding, it waas n uphill battle for Deanna. She worked for Brown bag lunch PASA is sponsoring a Brown Bag Lunch on April 29. Bev Bumell will present guest speakers who will address the concerns of many non-traditional students as they prepare to enter the job market. The speakers include alumni who were non-traditional students themselves. They include Carlene Heard, Employee Education Coordinator for Color Arts of Racine; Ralph Harms, Buyer in the Purchasing Department for Triclover, Inc. ofKenosha; and Joan Downey, Crisis Counselor for the Racine County District Attorney's office. Ms Downey will also discuss the value of internships when seeking a job. The Brown Bag Lunch will be on April 29, from noon to one in Moln. 111. Bring your lunch and take a look at your future. Everyone is welcome. cago.JL 60604 orcall in WI (312) ^ 353-6189. You can find out what * jobs are available and where. A good opportunity to find out what a military civil service job is like is to get involved in their Summer Hire Program or Internship Program. To find out more information on these programs call (708) 688-2222. \ I. CREW J F A C T O R Y S T O R E Ranger, Page 20 Classified April 25,1991 _ _ ____ r i i - i - i r ii i ri W vtliir Library/L earning Canter, next to To place classified advertising in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper.^ uw.ParksidB students are 25« per week run. All the Coffee Shoppe. Deadline for classified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. All dassrfedaosp by pan w;u be run free of charge the following classified ads ptecU by anyone other than UW-Parkside students are $5.00 per week for the ^nS advertisng placed by its customers. The UWweek. No refunds. The University of Wisconsin-Parksida Ranger and its a|| inauirieTto the UW-Parkside Ranger Business Manager at (414) 553-2295. Parkside Ranger reserves the right to refuse to publish any advertising at its descretion. Please direct an i nquiries to tne uw r « CLUB EVENTS | The Catholic Student Club is inviting you to volunteer and help them serve a meal at the Shalom Center in Kenosha. Meet in the Union on Sunday at 3:00 pm, will return at 6:00 pm. PAB is proud to announce the 4th annual Battle of the Bands, Friday, April 26th. Featuring: Negative 13, 2 Much, Stript Jypsy, R.E.X., FruitSalad and Malevolence. FOR SALE Motorcycle for sale. 1981 Honda CB400T Hawk, looks and runs great $950.00/offer. Call John at 552-8199. Apple lie Computer with monitor, keyboard and Imagewriter II printer. Great condition. Asking $500. *83 Eagle 5x4 hatchback automatic. 4 wheel dr. body in good condition FOR SALE 87,000 miles 694-5243. | HELP WANTED | Tutor wanted: 1st year high school Algebra. Call 634-0380 or 1-747-7047. Experienced, responsible baby-sitter needed for occasional daytime and/of evening hours. We have a two year old girl. We would like you to come to our home on the north side of Racine (Wind Meadows). Own transportation required. Salary negotiable. Reference, please call Wendy at 639-0492. Acoustic guitarist needed for church service Sunday evenings, year round, north side of Kenosha on 30th RESEARCH DFORMATON Largest Library of information in U.S. • all subjects Order Catalog Today with Visa/M C or CO D •9^.800-351-0222 m Calif. (213) 477-8226 Or. rush $2.00 to: Research Information 11322 Idaho Ave. #206-A, Los Angeles, CA 90025 Do you enjoy working with young children? Apply now for an exciting on-campus employment opportunity at the Child Care Center Applications are now being accepted for fall semester teaching positions. Employment begins September 3,1991 Applications are available at: UW-Parkside Child Care Center Phone: 553-2227 HELP WANTED Ave. Contact Fr. Dan at St Peters 551-9004. | MISCELLANEOUS | Wanted: Apartment size refrigerator. Are you leaving town? Why take it with you, I will buy it from you. 552-8959. Childless couple wishes to adopt your baby. Let us ease your worries about your baby's future. We can provide a life-time of love and understanding. Medical and legal expenses paid. Call adoption attorney collect (414) 273-0322. PERSONALS Special thanks to: Leslie B., Ann D., Chris D., PERSONALS Nancy G., and Nancy I. for contributing to my having an awesome second semester! Love Vanessa. Gerri: We made it! The age of 21 is finally upon us. Love ya, your twin. RSDC, M and S congratulations on your grant The rest of you are great too. Love Consuela. To Prof. Fournelle, Happy Birthday. Keep on playing those Blues. From two exstudents MPS. [SERVICES OFFERED) We can provide expert secretarial services for your term papers and dissertations to help you get a good [SERVICES OFFERED] grade. We can help you prepare an impressive resume and coverletter to help you find that great job. Quality typesetting and disk storage capacity. Callus for more details on how we can be of service to you (637-1997). We're here to help you! Exam secret! Raise that GPA now! Reports tells how. Guarantied. $5.00 postpaid. Book Bazaar, Dept. 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In your orientation you will rotate through a variety of specialty areas between our East and West Campus facilities. These areas include cardiovascular, orthopedic, general surgical, gynecology, plastics, EENT and dental. Sinai Samaritan Medical Center offers an excellent salary and fringe benefit package to include an incentive savings plan with a SOX employer-matching contribution, attractive vacation, health/dental and pension benefits and tuition reimbursement for continuing education. To be certain you will be considered for the limited operating room ©opportunities we have available, call us this week to schedule an interview and tour of our surgical areas. EMPLOYMENT OFFICE Sinai Samaritan Medical Center 2000 W. Kilbourn Ave. Milwaukee, WI 53233 (414) 937-5099 An Affiliate of Aurora Health Care, Inc. Equal Opportunity Employer M/F/H/V Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. 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