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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger i, Wisconsin Volume 19, Number 21 Thursday, March 7,1991 Schuh and Yee prepare for PSGA Presidential race by Dan Chiappetta News Editor Ken Schuh, UW-Parkside senior, and George Yee, UWParkside junior, are in the running for Parkside Student Government Association President Bill Horner, PSGA President, is not running for re-election. PSGA is the sole representative and voice of students attending UW-Parkside to thea dministration and faculty in campus governance matters. PSGA represents and ensures student rights and priviliges.oversees the distribution of student fees, and actively works to improve the physical and academic atmosphere of the campus for all students. Schuh and Yee both see the need of a change in overall focus concerning PSGA. "PSGA needs to communicate Ken Schuh with the students that irte presents," said Schuh, "so that real student issues can be addressed and confronted." "I would like to see student government more open than it has been in the past," said Yee. "I would like to open the minds of the student body on what's going on with the student body and the university." Issues such as the Domestic Abuse Law and the change of Math 016toMath 101 arejustacoupleof major issues that either Schuh or Yee will be addressing as President of PSGA. The Domestic Abuse Law states that students who are rooming together, or who have roomed together in the past, can go straight to jail if they are involved in a fight. Math 016 concerns the changing of the program to Math 101, for which students who are know taking the course receive 4 credits toward graduation, though students in the who had Math 016 in the past didn't receive it. The George Yee issue is that the program is basically the same, and past students should receive retroactive credits toward graduation. "It should be counted toward graduation fora ll students whoh ave taken the class in the past," said Yee. "If the University was fair, they would see that. I support any legislative action to change that." Schuh believes that thiss hows the need for more student represention in the decision-making process of the university. "This relates to the issue of shared governance. We need more student representatives involved in university committees," said Schuh. "In many cases, it's guaranteed by UW system guidelines." Concerning the Domestic Abuse Law, Schuh feels, "this needs to be looked at again more carefully. PSGA will do everything we can to reconsider the options of keeping university housing exempt from this law." "This law is pretty foolish," Continued on Page 6 PSGA Vice-presidential candidates to debate campus issues Chris Daniel by Dan Chiappetta News Editor Chris Daniel, a UW-Parkside junior, is seeking re-election as Vice-President of Parkside Student Government Association. Wally Wargolet, a UW-Parkside senior, would like to take thep osition away from Daniel. Wargolet, a Labor and Industrial Relations major, is concerned for UW-Parkside and its overall environment. His main reason for running for Vice-President is the "problem between the students and the administration. I really feel that this is a major problem," said Wargolet. 'Through my experience as Vice-President for the past year, I feel organized, work well in getting my point addressed, and I believe I have served the full student population," said Daniel. "I'm confident I can do the job well." Wargolet would like to strengthen PSGA by gaining respect from the administration, and then to let them be aware that the students are concerned with the decisions they make and with what is happening on campus. "Faculty senate, like the administration, doesn 't listen orr eally care about the students. We must convey a message of student importance, and I will make this an important issue, and try to succeed to give students the respect they deserve," said Wargolet. If r e-elected, Daniel, a Communication major, will continue his full representation of the student body. He would also like to see more student involvement. "I will not tolerate the mistreatment of the student body, as well as the senate. Through organization advancement, I would like to continue to be a source of assertion, motivation and support," said Daniel. "I would like to open the communication lines between the students and the administration." A major issue both candidates will be addressing this upcoming term will be the-Domestic Abuse Law. Daniel believes that this law should be exempt from a learning environment, where students are roomed together with other students, not knowing each other at all. "This is one major issue I am currendy working on and will continue to," said Daniel. "I will continue lobbying this. This law should be exempt from college campuses." Wargolet, on the other hand, believes the principle of the law is beneficial. "This law will make people think twice knowing they can go to jail forstriking a fellow roommate," said Wargolet. "I do feel that in some cases we could handle these problems with our judicial branch on campus." The election will take place in Molinaro Hall on March 13 and 14. On March 11, there will bea debate between the Presidential and Vice- Presidenual candidates at noon in the Union Bazaar. Inside... Editorial........ ..Page 2 PSGA Report........Page 3 Devil's Advocate...Page 3 potlight.. .....Page 5 By any means Page 7 Sports...................Page 9 Entertainment.......Page 16 Movie review ..Page 18 Col. contest ....Page 19 Classifieds. ..Page 20 DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY IDEAS AS TO WHERE WE SHOULD INVADE NEXT WINTER.? Don't forget to vote on March 13-14. , you CAN make a difference! University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Member of the Associated Collegiate Press Subscription rate for ono year is $5.00. Please address all correspondence to: University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper Post Office Box 2000 900 Wood Road Kenosha. Wl 53141-2000 Editorial Office (414)553-2287 Business Office (414)553-2295 News Editor Daniele Chiappetta Entertainment Editor Dawn Mailand Feature Editor Gwencvere Heller Sports Editor Jeff Lemmermann Asst. Sports Editor Theodore Mclntyre Copy Editor Tod McCarthy Layout Editor Scott Singer Asst. Layout Editor Sara Kahl Advisors Stuart Rubner Jan Nowak General Staff: Donald Andrewski, Len Anhold, Chris Deguire, David Doherty, Debra Halverson, Emily Heller, Latesha Jude, Gabe Kluka, Susan Luepkes, Sarah Minasian, Mike McKowen, Jim Newcomb, Mona Shannon, Kimberly Tenerelli, David Wick, Chris Toliver, Chris Daniel. Editor-in-Chief Craig A. Simpkins Business Manager Kenneth J. Schuh Advertising Manager Terri Fortney Classified Ad Manager James Chomko Distribution Manager Ronald Hansen Circulation Manager Elizabeth Spalla Photo Editor Sunni Beeck Photographers Todd Goers KurtGcilfuss Cartoonists Paul Berge Paul R. Grundberg Chris Ingram Glen Kelly From the desk of the Editor views of a select few. Obviously, racism still exists, however, I firmly feel that the practice of racism represents a small percentage of the white population. The reason many people do not like to discuss racism is because it is a difficult problem - not because they are racist. It is a common human reaction tp avoid our problems, to ignore them and pretend they are not there. This is not racism, and it is not false justifications of our faults-it is simple avoidance. Obviously, something needs to be done. Racism is a. nationwide problem that needs to be dealt with by white people as well as black people; however, accusing the entire white race of be- • ing prejudice and ignorant is simply not the way to get things done. It is exacdy this style of large-scale stereotyping that led to racism in the first place. Secondly, regarding Kevin C. Williams' letter to the editor con- Continued on Page 4 Editorial Letters to the Editor To Chris Daniel: I am writing this in reference to two pieces that appeared in the February 28, 1991 edition of the Ranger. First, concerning the article by Chris Daniel about racial discrimination in our society, particularly at U.W. Parkside. I have noticed recently that it seems to be a common assumption that all caucasion American males are by nature prejudiced against African- Americans. I am not sure where or why this misconception has come about, but I do take great offense to it WAKE UP CHRIS! I am white, I am not ignorant, and I am not prejudiced. I believe now, and have always believed in the complete equality of all people, regardless of race, creed, social standing, sex, or any ot her possible discriminatory denominators. Also, I believe I represent the majority of my race when I say this, and am very sick of my entire race being implicated in the despicable acts and From time to time in this column, there is advice given to participate in some pretty important events happening on the UW-Parkside campus. There are two events taking place starting this week and winding up next week. They are the annual PSGA elections for President and Vice- SftlrifikmS president, and Safe Spring Break Week. The PSGA elections are very important because you are deciding March 7, 1991 who will be your spokesperson for the following school year. The Ranger will not pubicaly endorse a candidate because we think they are all qualified and will do a good job. We will let you, the readers, decide who is the best by reading a related story on the front page of this issue and attendindg ebates. Of thec andidates forP resident and Vice-President, three are currently involved in PSGA, one is currently the vice-persident, and one candidaet is not involved with PSGA. It also might be a good diea to get some new people in these positions, because new people bring new ideas plus new people to get involved in PSGA and its activtiies, and thati s what PSGA needs. So go out and vote on March 13 and 14. In the past, there has been a lot of voter apath y, but let's all join together this year and make it matter. Another event to participate in is Safe Spring Break week. This event, which was very successful last year, will be better than ever this year. Many groups have joined together to plan many informative and enjoyable activities. The main emphasis of the activity is to get students to pledge that they will not drink and drive over spring break. They do this by signing a pledge card which makes them eligible to win prizes from local sponsors, and it also makes them eligible for a grand prize of a Chrysler automobile. Activities include showing how a minimal intake of alcohol can affect your body, a contest to guess how many bars are in the Kenosha/Racine area, a visit from the Kenosha County Medical Examiner, breathalyzer testing, a fake IJ ), presentation, and on the last day, they will round off the activities with a beach party in Main Place on Wednesday. There will be many activities to participate ina nd non-alcoholic beverages will be served. The whole week focuses on how you can enjoy yourself without partying to excess. Both of these events are important, and we hope you, the readers, participate in both of them. March 7,1991 The Devil's Advocate Opinion Ranger, Page 3 "The Devil" responds to a fellow columnist by Donald R. Andrewski I don't mind someone expressing their personal opinion. In fact, this is what makes this country as great as it is. However, when someone repeatedly harps upon an issue based upon inaccurate information, it is my job as The Devil's Advocate to point out these inaccuracies. I am encouraged that Chris Daniel took personal initiative to conduct a sociological experiment of sorts. However, his methodology and motives are questionable, and the experiment itself was far from complete. At no time did Mr. Daniel say that he went out of his way to introduce himself and make friends. Why not? Is he too good to sit next to all of those "ignorant white people?" Or was it more convenient to use this as "proof* of "subtle" racism, whatever that is? There may be several reasons why no one sat next to him, none of them racially related. A. Physical stature. Face it, Chris. You're a big guy, and that intimidates a lot of people. B. Maybepeopledon'tknow you. In the last five months I served in almost one hundred banquets, and in every case, seating was a problem. A room could be set for 400people with fifty seats leftover, and people will still walk in and say that there is "nowhere to sit." The real problem is that even though they are in the same club, lodge or organization, people refuse to sit next to someone they don't know. In fact, were I in your class, I would sit next to you BECAUSE I know you. C. Maybe people DO know you! With all of your constant bellyaching, who wants to sit next to a sourpuss with a rotten attitude? You make this issue inordinately hypersensitive, making ite xtremely difficult for the people you label as "whites" to approach "non-whites", so they don't even try. Perhaps you, Mr. Daniel, should climb down off of your sanctimonious high horse and stop this Quixotic attack on "racist" windmills. How dare you? Who the hell do you think you are? Do you seriously believe that you are so important that other people would deliberately avoid you? Do you really believe that you have a monopoly on heartache and problems? YOU should be the one to "wake up" and face reality! What about the plight of women? They've been getting a raw deal since time began. Throughout the Third World, women are still being treated as inferior beings, yet Id on' th ear you crying about them. Personally, I consider sexism to be an infinitely greater worldwide problem than racism because it exponentially affects more people. If sitting alone in clas s was the worst of my problems, I would be ecstatic! How petty can you get? As for the alleged "color" of your skin, do you actually believe that anyone really cares? I, for one, don't give a rat's rosy red rectum what "color" you claim your skin has. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. My friends do not have "color"; they are merely my friends. If you want friends, stop being so superficial and look deep into the person and not at the exterior, or asy ou call it,s kin "color". My advice to you and anyone else who thinks as you do is; 1. Dispose of all of that racist hate literature that's currently poisoning your mind. 2. Please see a counselor about your apparently acute paranoia. 3. Don't worry about your skin "color". Worry more about being a loving, caring human being. You get out of life what you put into it You call yourself a "black man." Pity. I always thought of you as a "man," one far too intelligent to buy into this racist revolutionary crap. I hope that I wasn't wrong about you. 4. Why be a "hyphenated American?" What's wrong with just being an "American"? 5. Focus your energies on equality for women. Sexism transcends ALL racial and cultural lines, directly affects approximately half of the American population, and that affects us all. 6. Take a course in Human Anatomy & Physiology. You'll suddenly realize what the rest of us have known for quite some time; that if you peel the skin off people, they are all the same underneath. 7. Peopledespisea"Gloomy Gus." Stop being a pessimist. By the way, what is the difference between a puppy and a pessimist? A: Eventually, the puppy quits whining. Parkside Student Government Association Appointees and volunteers prepare to deal with elections and issues Announcements and Meetings: Committee on Teaching: 3/8/91, 2:00 pm, Moln D-131. Academic Staff Committee: 3/7/ 91,1:00 pm, Union 207. Biological Science Dept. 3/8/91, 3:00pm, Grq 344A. Ms. Dawn Kritch and Ms. Michelle Lindgren have been appointed to the Judicial Branch and approved by the Student Senate and Chancellor Kaplan. Tatia Jackson and Rika Morishita have volunteered and have been appointed to a Chancellor's Committee on Affirmative Action. Dan Wiesneth has been appointed to the Fall At-Large PUAB seat Election Committee Members - Eric Bovee, Eric Jensen, John Kadolph, Frank Martinelli, Ken Schuh, Rika Morishita, Tony Finch, JodyRobison, Dawn Kritch, Michelle Lindgren. A vote of appreciation for the SUFAC Committee and the difficult work they have had to accomplish - Thad Jensen, George Yee, Latesha Jude, Mario Riccio, Chris Kenth, Suzanne Larson, Jill Jensen, Tobin Lindblom. "SMOKE-OUT" by Senator Erik Jensen "Smoke 'em if ya got 'em," or rather... while you still can. In 1989, the faculty senate passed a resolution proposing an almost total ban of smoking on campus. In October 1990, Chancellor Kaplan set up the Ad Hoc Committee on Campus Smoking Policies, chaired by Philosophy/ Humanities professor Wayne Johnson. This committee studied the policy and alternatives extensively and returned their recommendations to Kaplan. Again, a total ban on smoking was the consensus. The chancellor, earlier this year, requested the studentsenate to work on a resolution stating their official position. On March 1, the PSGA senate passed Resolution 91-07, favoring the Ad Hoc committee's recommendations with a vote of 7- 2-3. Chancellor Kaplan, supplied with these recommendations, will be making the final decision. It will be a difficult decision, one that is virtually no-win with the student body. If the campus goes smokefree, it will infuriate some, but it should be considered a sign of the times. Many campuses have adopted this strict policy, and others will follow. Questions on this controversial subject should be directed to PSGA President Bill Horner or Senator Don Sikora. Senate meeting minutes Called to order at 12:06pm. Roll Call: EJensen, TJensen, J.Jensen, Jude(L), Kadolph, Lindblom, Olson, Bovee, Riccio, Rosier, Sikora, Simpkins(E), Yee, Schuh, Finch Motion: Bovee/Sikora 3/1/91:1 To approve the amended minutes from the previous week. Amend Kadolph's standing from K to L. Passes 13-0-0 Report of the President (Horner): Recommend that all of the senators attend the United Council meeting we are holding here this weekend. Report of the Vice-President (Daniel): Motion Finch/Kadolph 3/1/91:2 To approve the following people to their respective committees. Daniel - Directors, Finch - Shared Governance, Gosey - MAC, Lindblom - Legislative Affairs, Morishita - Women's Affairs, Bovee - Academic Affairs, Presidents - Homer Report of Legislative Affairs (Lindblom):Elections are coming up and encourage students to participate! Report of SUFAC (T.Jensen): Deadline for the budgets has been extended to March 28. There may be a reduction in the salaries of the Academic Staff. Report of Women's Affairs (Lika Morishita): There will be a meeting on Tuesday, March 5, in Moln 116. New Business: Motion Sikora/ EJensen 3/1/91 :3 To approve Eric Bovee as the Chairperson of the Election Committee. Unanimous consent> -> objected. Passes 13-0-1 Motion Riccio/Finch 3/1/91:4 To adjourn the meeting. Passes 13-0-1 Meeting adjourned at 12:21pm. ; Ranger, Page 4 Opinion March 7,1991 Letters to the Editor Continued from page 2 cerning Black History Month. I truly hope this was meant as a joke. If all you have to complain about, Kevin, is the fact that Black History Month is three days shorter than the average month then you have missed the point of the fight for racial equality andh uman rights entirely. Andrew J. Patch Sick and tired In the past couple of weeks it seems that the idea of Racism has again reared it's ugly headC. harges of unfair practices by the campus police and non-acceptance of certain peoples are leveled time and time again. Well, I for one am sick of all this whining about Racism. If anything it is the Black himself who is responsible for these Racist attitudes. Afterall when discussing slavery it is important to remember that it was their leaders who sold them to the Europeans', and that it was indeed rare for the members of a crew to leave the safety of the boat and venture into the interior of Africa. One must only listen to the rhetoric of a McGee, a Farrakan, or as Mr. Daniels' is fond of mentioning Malcom X, to indeed realize where the true Racist attitude stems from. Why , I ask is it that at a institution that is intellectual in nature it is seen as a prerequitsei to honor a man whose achievements run in opposition to the academic credo. By this I refer to"Dr. "King. A man who cheated on his very research that gave him the title. Why honor him? Is there no one better to look up to? I for one do not glorify cheating in any form. But yet this man deserves a holiday at the expense of the Father of our country? I can see the reason for Arizona having the moral strength to refuse to honor these dubious achievements. Let us for a minute consider that bastian of social justice and head of Push Jesse Jackson. All he has done is to use his position for personal gain. I ask where do his children attend school? Why when Nike asked to see the records of his organization was it Racist in nature? To end this letter, why is it a Black male who must investigate these charges of unfair police practices. Could he be part of a plan to find guilt where non exists? Why a Black male and not a Hispanic woman? To respond to Mr. Daniels' informal survey of seating patterns, I musts ay thatonecan sit wherever they choose. As to the charge thata ll whites' have itm ade I just smile and turn away. Afterall one can legislate equality but one must earn acceptance. For reasons that can easily be ascertained Ic hoose not tos ign this letter. Name witheld To the Editor Being a college student brings on an added stress to whatever the level already is by other conditions in our lives, but recently (Feb. 8th to be exact) I was here at school trying very hard to Finish out the Friday of an emotionally exhausting week. I had received one of those middle of the night long distance phone calls informing me of an incident that had occurred with one of my sons; a drive-by shooting had occurred in downtown Santa Ana, CA. I am a non-traditional student. What I am getting to is that by late friday my emotions had run their course and my body was beginning to react to the news. So after my last class, chorale, I was urged by another student to go to the student health office at Molinaro and make sure that I would be O.K. to drive home. I was having some discomfort in my chest area, had labored breathing and I could feel that my blood pressure was up - I could even hear my heart beating. When I went there the receptionist was very polite, and I explained my condition to her. I asked if someone could please take my blood pressure because I had been under some very emotional stress and I could tell that it was above normal. She told me that the nurse was not there but she'd call someone and get me some help, and I filled out the necessary paper work. Again, I am not speaking up against this student in the office...my concerns is for anyone else who may have a similar condition and needs help fast I waited for at least 10 minutes. I am a veryp atient person but even though I felt very weak I couldn't wait any longer. I could have been over to emergency at Tallent Hall by then, or by the Regency Mall Rescue Squad or dead in the more than ten minutes that I waited. I finally got up and said I can't wait any longer," and I went on out to my car and left. My question is, Why isn't there a person working in health services who is able (or allowed) to take someone's blood pressure while waiting for a nurse to show up? Does there have to be a human statistic for logic to set in? I really needed some assistance. If nothing else, it may have calmed me down just knowing that if anything was really bad, it was being taken care of and I was in competent hands. If a receptionist in a health office isn't qualified to take a blood pressure, are we sure we want that person taking phone messages concerning peoples health? Isn't there some kind of reasoning that would cause one to think that one could get care at a health office? I thought so but will not be so naive in the future. I hope that there is either a policyc hange in thato ffice or that a training program is put into action so that someone else won' t ha ve to go through this experience. As forme? Well I'm writing this letter, so I must have made it through the night. Name withheld on request To the Editor I'd like to respond to Mr. Daniel's opinion. I will not divulge my identity because I believe hatred, discrimination, bigotry or retribution does exist on this campus regardless of color (Yes Virginia I'm a "White" person who prefers to be called by my first name or Caucasian) and not just in your case. Your "scientific method of research" needs some fine tuning. Maybe you should apply for a Government grant to further your research on why people won't sit by you. I often will not sit by someone who's body odor is overwhelming or their hairspray or cologne is too loud or if I don't want to be associated with them due to their possible drug use, religious hate group affiliation, political party or what have you. I often don't sit by someone just to see what will happen. You call "white people" "ignorant" Are you trying to blame all your problems, much like the feminists' on the white male? Do you think the threat of "any means" will make your "reality" better for you or your race? Is that a civilized response? Or does itr emind you of the kid who loses and gets mad and takes his toys and goes home. Am I ignorant just because I was bom a white male? Am I ignorant because I worked my ass off in every aspect of school trying to learn or be exposed to as m uch "knowledge and wisdom" I could find? Am I ignorant because my parents both worked to raise a family sometimes working two or three jobs at a time? Maybe I am ignorant to allow congress to allocate so much of my hard earned money to taxes to pay for "give away programs" like welfare, ADC, affirmative action and school supports for "students of color." Would it be ignorant to spend money on "Raiders" clothes, ball caps, boom boxes, hair jell, Air Jordan's, Cadillacs, cocaine and alcohol when you house is run down or you can't afford to go to college or eat properly? Is it ignorant for me to study in school to pass an S.A.T.? You sound as if you expect us "white people" to change to help you, what have you done for me? I wasn't around in the time of slavery, why am I held responsible for something I had no hand in? How far back in history shall we go to wrong injustices? Your race is not the only race ever exploited. You live in America sir, the most exploitative "culture" on earth. Why don't you threaten to fight for Hussein, or the Jews or the Kurds or any other race or people who were done an injustice? Or are you similar to the active feminists' who are hiding behind words like equality, justice, liberty and fairness just for your own personal gain? I think you'll find us "white people" aren't as ignorant aa you think? Read the fable of the Ant and the grasshopper. Name withheld on request Sick and tired of false charges I hope everybody read Chris Daniel's article last week about racism. I also hope everybody realized just how wrong he was. First off Daniel doesn'teven know what racism is. Racism is the belief that one race of people are inherently superior to another. Daniel states that this is very much alive and implies that it is institutionalized on this campus. What a crock! He says it exists but fails to give even one example of racism on thiscampus. I challenge him to find one situation on this campus where one is granted (or not granted) access to something based on the color of their skin. Of course there are none. Minorities are absolutely treated as equals simply because they are. If anything, they have an advantage here in regard to admission requirements and financial aid, both of which I am in support of. I suspect what Daniel means by racism and discrimination is just general prejudice. That does exist, in myself and others. In my case, it is something ingrained in me from growing up in a prejudiced society. I am certainly not proud of it I realize there is no excuse for it I even will apologize for its existence. I think it is clear though, that I do not believe that one race is naturally superior to another, that obviously is bogus. Daniel asks if this nation should allow racist behavior to continue. As long as it doesn't injure anyone, the answer is yes. This is America, you havearightto believe whatever you want to believe, regardless of how stupid it may be. To illustrate that point, I hope is why the Ranger allowed Daniel's article to be put in print. I think many people are willing to ignore articles on racism that they don't agree with because they fear responding will make them appear racist. But not responding it seems only brings more accusations of discrimination. The following is an unedited excerpt from a Letter to the Editor in last week's Ranger, from a Mr. Kevin C. Williams "As a black American, I am enraged at the thought of Black History Month. After all Black History Month is in February, and February is the shortest month of the year. In my opinion, this is an attempt to short black Americans out of a full month of their history." I can hope everyone recognizes the ignorance here. Does Mr. Williams think that white people chose the month for Black History Month? I hope some African-Americans are upset with Mr. Daniel and Mr. Williams for representing them so badly. Oh by the way, when is White History Month? Andrew Weber To the Editor I am writing to you today in regards to the Parkside Student Government Elections (PSGA). I am frustrated and tired of positive (minority) Black role models limiting themselves to minority organizations. Becoming President, Vice- President, or Secretary of Black Student Organization or Minority Actions Council is fine and dandy. But we are the leaders of the future. By the year2000, we will no longer be the "minority." We will be the "majority." So, do not limit yourself to your own organizations. You know we are having problems with racism, with our own Continued on Page 6 March 7,1991 Spotlight Ranger, Page 5 Ranger photo by Sunni Beeck PASA officers: President Barb Messick, Vice-president Gene Desotell (not pictured, Sec.-Treas. Suzanne Larson) Parkside Adult Student Alliance by Tod McCarthy Copy Editor A growing number of students at UW-Parkside fit into what is considered the non-traditional category. Parkside Adult Student Alliance (PASA) strives to serve the needs of those non-traditional students. PASA is a major status student organization operating under SUFAC guidelines. At present, over 58% of all students at UWParkside are at least twenty-three years old, therefore meeting one of the standards of what isc onsidered non-traditional status. Other criteria may be used foer stablishment of non-traditional status. According to Barb Messick, President of PASA, "We consider anybody who's life circumstances make them non-traditional as non-traditional students." "Non-traditional" may also be described by examination of the needs of students fitting the title. A non-traditional student often is one who has children, is involved in a marital situation, or works a fulltime job. "We're' trying to deal with two separate lives," said Messick. Many non-traditional students must also deal with other disadvantages. Age is slowly creeping up, and the urgency of timely graduation can be the result of a feeling that time may be running out A family patiently waiting at home in comfort is only a dream for many adult students; the family may also be under emotional and financial stress while a parent is attending college. Financial disadvantage is a very real factor for many non-traditional students. An enormous need to succeed and quickly enter the workforce often has a great effect on the emotional health of older students or those with family responsibilities; it may be their last chance. PASA has three elected officers. Barb Messick serves as President, Gene Desotell is the Vice- President, and Suzanne Larson performs the duties of Secretary- Treasurer. The organization has a core membership of at least seventy people, and thirty or more students visit its office on any given day. Its office, located in WLLC D-139F, is rather small, but serves a high purpose for those who can benefit trom what it has to offer. The population of non-traditional students at UW-Parkside currently stands at 2818 people. Of that total, a full third have a GPA of at least 3.0. Not only is the PASA organization committed to its constituency,butits constituency is undeniably committed to personal excellence. PASA offers a network of students supplying study assistance, whether one needs tutoring, advice, or simply needs information about a course or instructor. Talk to someone who's already been there; a little bit of extra knowledge can't hurt, and PASA can help provide the information necessary to make the collegiate experience more successful, satisfying, enjoyable. The PASA staff has also added a new computer and printer, and if you suffer from computer anxiety, they can offer you a few pointers to get started. PASA has made many recent advances in its mission of serving the non-traditional student population. They actively participate in and help organize adult student orientation, hold seminars aimed at the adult student, and have several "brown bag lunch" workshops each year examining topics of interest This semester, PASA is sponsoring several stress-relief clinics at a reasonable, refundable charge of five dollars. PASA is also active in changing the university system's focus in respect to non-traditional student concerns. Administration attitudes, professors' policies, and overall educational needs must bec hanged to reflect the growing non-traditional student population. This university is not unusual; adult students account for at least 25% in attendance at virtually every university nationwide and the trend seems to be accelerating. "This is a national issue," said Gene Desotell. Though the university supplies many services, they are generally geared toward the shrinking poulation of traditional students. Counseling could be offered to assist with marital problems, financial crises, and health needs of older students or those with family responsibilities. Housing expansion for traditional students is being planned for the near future, but would the university consider housing for non-traditional students and their families? Campus recreation is usually aimed at thnee eds of students without family obligations, and in time, the format may have to change to fit the wants and needs of an older student population. In the past few years, PASA has been successful in raising the levels of recognition and exposure for non-traditional students and their needs. Admittedly, much remains to yet be accomplished, but an opportunity to become involved and make things happen is available. PASA has recently initiated publication of a newsletter, and though it is presently only published quarterly, should facilitate the goals of PASA and itsm embership. There is another benefit involvement in PASA can provide: not only can you receive he lp when you need it, but it can also provide an opportunity to share what you have learned. Would I be wrong in assuming that assisting someone else with an acedemic or personal problem would lead to a degree of satisfaction? Parkside Adult Student Alliance is located in WLLC D-139F next to the Coffee Shoppe. Its door is open early and generally closes late, plus the coffee pot is usually on. It's a good place to get started and can help guarantee that the non-traditional student finishes. As Barb Messick said, "We're a support group." PASA can provide the support and assistance you need to successfully complete your education. Next Week's Spotlight: The Bursar's Office DA Darkside by Chris Toliver Is it wrong for a person of poverty and low income to become a criminal, or right? For those who don't understand these types of people, it's because you're from an entirely different background. Picture this scenario. You're a very poor person, you reside in the ghetto, and your mother really doesn't care what you do with yourself. Also, you never had a father to help raise you. So you're dreaming about nice things that you '11 like, but to get those nice things you're going to need what you call a hustle. A hustle can range from working at Burger King, drug selling, to being a stickup kid. OK, let's pick the main hustle that's taking place in society today. Since we all know that drugs are ruining our world, let me kind of break it down. Cocaine is probably the most wideyl soldc ontrolled substance today. Now, this drug usually comes from South America either by boat, plane, etc. Who brings this narcotic into America? The brothers from the ghetto don't You tell me how many brothers you know from the ghetto who own private jets and boats: not many. So now we have our President and many other super officials in our so called government. Now, what those dirty, corrupt no good do is bring the dope in the country. Then they distribute to someone beneath themselves and on to the next man. So the dope finally ends up in the ghetto, and ends up in the hands of that kid that dreams of nice things. Really, if you could make $1000-$2000 a day, would you workatBurgerKing? Idon'tthinkso. Now this young brother begins selling to his people in his neighborhood, and believe me, he's beginning to get all those nice things he dreamed about. The law knows what's going on, but they kee^p quiet for awhile. They want the young man to make as much money as he can. The time finally comes to arrest my brother for drug trafficking. So, after this young brother's trial, he takes a vacation where he spends 10-15 years in a 6x6 upstate. This really tops it off, the brother is locked away wher e he'll eventually become institutionalized. And for what? Bringing down his people, or should I say for helping bring down his people. So what do we learn from this situation? When you sell dope, you go to prison. When you sell it to your people, you bring the race down. After you get out of prison, you go right back because you're institutionalized. So what's your place in this set up society controlled by the devil? To fail. "BUSH PUSH ALL THE CAINE, WHILE THE BROTHERS AND SISTERS GO DOWN THE DRAIN." Believe that. P.S. Chris Daniel, way to keep that stuff real. Financial Aid 1991-92 Applications for 1991-92 Student Financial Aid are available from the Financial Aid Office located at 284 Tallent Hall. All students are encouraged to apply by the April 15,1991 PRIORITY DEADLINE for the fall, spring, and summer of 1991-92. TO BE CONSIDERED FOR MAXIMUM FINANCIAL AID YOU MUST APPLY BY THE APRIL 15,1991 DEADLINE. For 1991-92 all students will use a simpler, faster and less expensive application for financial aid called the APPLICATION FOR FEDERAL STUDENT AID. These forms are available in the Financial Aid Office. To be considered for any type of financial aid (grants, work study, or loans) the entire financial aid process must be complete. PSGA Senate Race — r pill Horner T m m Major: Political Science \ «jf jfflgjk Class: Junior f ^ Qualifications: 2 years sena- ijjB ... .... Jpr tor, I year PSGA president ; flBB T WBBk% *v pi : I Tobin Lindbloom lJHilk A Major:Business JMSf Class: Freshman JwlIk Qualifications: Internship with • ftttB the senate, Legislative Affairs1 Committee chair, SUFAC com- fl miucc ; , • . t Bill Horner These students arein the Tobin Lindbloom running for the rdUA senate race March 7,1991 PSGA presidential race Continued from Page 1 said Yee. "The Senate has passed a resolution that states that it doesn't support the Domestic Abuse Law. I supported the resolution." If elected, Schuh would like to begin a new program in which students can either call or fill out a response card concerning student issues for which they will receive a response within 48 hours from PSGA. Yee would like to see more involvement from the Ivory Tower. "A lot of people have never seen Chancellor Sheila Kaplan. She needs to talk to the student body face to face on student issues. I will try to get Kaplan to be more visible." Schuh, a Business Management major, is presently Business Manager and Vice-President of the Ranger. He is also a member of Pi Sigma Epilison, as well as being President Pro-Tempore of PSGA. Schuh did serve as PSGA Vice- President in the past. George Yee, a Political Science major, is presently on the Executive Board of Pi Sigma Epilison. He is secretary of Student Organizations Council and Senator of PSGA. Yee was the past President Teaching awards nominations Nominations for the 1990-91 Teaching Excellence Awards are now being accepted by the Teaching Excellence Awards committee. The awards are presented annually to up to two faculty members who have demonstrated outstanding classroom ability over the last year. Students may nominate one faculty member, citing their rationale for the nomination on the nomination forms, which are available in the PSGA office (WLLC D-137), the Ranger office (WLLC D-139), the Library/ Learning Center, the Union Information Center, the Advising Center, the office of the Secretary of the Faculty, and all school offices. Forms will be accepted until Friday, March 15th. They can be Letters to the Editor Continued from Page 4 congressman, legislators, senators, and most importantly, the Board of Regents. Everyone knows that the Board of Regents cut a lot of minority programs, scholarships, and grants. But yet, not one Minority Club on the Parkside campus did anything about it Only the Student Government in coalition with United Council addressed this vital issue. United Council (UQ is a non-profit organization representing the 23 Wisconsin campuses. Each month, UC meets on a differ ent UW-campus to discuss issues in the legislatures and on campuses. I am sick and tired of minorities not caring about minority program s. Non-minorities say, "That's their problem; let them deal with it." Those racial slurs show a lack of knowledge and caring, but it is even worse when minority organizations don't address the issue. If a racial incident or slur occurs, minority students bring the issue to the administration and to Minority Actions Council (MAC). And what does the MAC do? They think of sensitivity workshops for people who don't understand minorities. of Pi Sigma Epilison. The election will take place in Molinaro Hall on March 13 and 14. A debate will take place between the Presidential and Vice- Presidetial candidates on March 11 at noon in the Union Bazaar. "Vote on March 13 and 14," said Yee. Hopefully, the best candidate will win. Good luck to Ken, Chris, and Wally." "I don't want the race to be a popularity contest I would like it to be a decision made by a large percentage of students based on qualifications and overall ability to serve fellow students," said Schuh. returned to any of the above offices. In addition to student nominations, other recommendations will be solicited from all school deans. All full time faculty members and teaching Academic Staff are eligible for the Teaching Excellence Award, with the exception of those who have received it in the last seven years. I will be running for President of Parkside Student Government Association, and when and if any racial incident occurs, the MAC will not be discussing sensitivity workshops. If non-minorities want to learn more about minorities, tell them to read a book or take a class. It is not our only role in student organizations. This is year 1991, and we will not teach them, but give them the penalty for the specific problem they caused, and then they will wake up and understand that racial problems are not just our issues. Continued on next Page iMarch 7,1991 Opinion Ranger, Page 7> By any means necessary by Curt Shircel Special to the Ranger Note from Chris Daniel: From time to time there will be articles written by others regarding issues that I have raised. This week's article is by a new friend and colleague of mine. I feel that it is imperative for the reader to be exposed to perspectives from other people that share, in this case, cultural similarities with the audience that I'm addressing. Everyday we face new challenges. We are encouraged as we grow older to face these challenges head on. There is one challenge, however, which we push aside whenever it confronts us. What I'm referring to is the challenge to maintain an open mind about the vast number of individual and group differences among the people of this world. Many white individuals feel that if we may be faced with learning something that conflicts with what we thought we know to be true, we avoid the situation, and ultimately, the opportunity to learn. Often we accuse the source of new information as a radical trying to stir up the issue of racism when everything seemed just fine before the topic came up. Yet, if these individuals were secure with themselves and their views of racism, they would have no problem talking about the subject with anyone. Unfortunately, it appears that the only way we can get people to talk about the issue and listen to others' opinions, is to force them to do so. All over, there are people trying everything possible to get people to open their eyes and ears and simply learn something new from an individual that provides life experience as an undeniable source of credibility. If so, many people are making such an effort to reach us, so why can't we listen to what they have to say and then ask some questions? Part of the problem is how racism is treated on this campus, and as long as the current attitude persists, we'll continue to have conflicts which will challenge the sincerity of the Parkside administration in trying to deal with racism. Racism is portrayed as a taboo subject on this campus. Manyindi- Letters to the Editor Continued from previous page I am frustrated because minorities don't know what's going on politically at Parkside. It is time for m inority recruitment in PSG A. We need minorities to know about their issues and to do something about them. We need minorities for senators, Vice-President, President, Pro-Tempore, and the Judicial Branch. I am frustrated that minority students limit themselves to joining only the Black Student Organization, Minority Actions Committee, Onda Latina, International Club, or any other minority organizations. If we limit ourselves to these minority organizations, we will be unaware of other issues that affect us. I know it works because I am a Senator of PSG A, member of BSO and MAC, and more. I am Frustrated going to United Council without a MAC delegate from Parkside. Members of PSG A choose someone who is unaware of the problems and programs minority students have on campus. Non-minorities are using our own people as a token. If Caucasians don't have a delegate to go to the legislative affairs committee, they don't just ask anyone on the campus. They don't use their people as tokens, so why do we? When I am President of PSG A, we will not be tokens, and I will not allow us to be used in this way. MAC will have one delegate who will always go to United Council. Furthermore, I am frustrated thatall minorities know that we are having a problem, but only a few are doing something about it When I am president of PSG A, MAC will have their meetings every week, and not once a month. All the times the students spend at the core building in the dorms discussing racism and having the town meetings, they could be discussing it in MAC, and bring it to the PSGA senate meeting so something can be done about it! The MAC delegate will be going to United Council in April. If you are currently having problems with your executive branch of MAC, or if the members are not doing their job, then remove them from office. Nothing can hold us back from becoming aware and involved in issues that affect us. The duty of the members of MAC is to make sure that the meeting is active. When I am President of PSG A, I want both of BSO and MAC to become familiar with Parkside politics. I want you to learn what is going on in the state legislatures. I want you to learn what bills are being brought up regarding minorities and other issues. I want you to know the Administrators, Board of Regents, Congressman, Senators, and President Shaw who is the President of the University System. I want you to know what they are doing to help us or hinder us. The Board of Regents is cutting so many of our minority programs, grants, and aid because minorities are doing nothing about it! Most Caucasians except for UC don't really care if our programs are being deducted. If they did, they would be doing something about it. . . My brothers and sisters of all nationalities, we must unite and come together. All of us have money in our budgets, and I know you do because I'm on SUFAC (Segregated Fees Allocations Committee). Instead of planning all of these dances and sensitivity sessions, let's take a field trip to one of the Board of Regents meetings and testify. Tell them what we think of their deduction in programs, aid, and other aspects that are affecting our future capability to participate in society as a whole. If most of the Caucasians at Parkside cared about your feelings and your attitudes, you wouldn't be encountering racism today at Parkside! It is my duty to run for President for Parkside Student Government Association. If you want something done, you have to do it yourself. So, my brothers and sisters, not only support me, but work with me. Get on the voting ballot as a write-in candidate. I can work alone, but I won't. I want competition between us. If you don't do anything, then no one will do it for you. Do something on campus! Get involved and know how your political system treats you! Only if you get involved, can you make a difference! We m ust work together to keep unity on our campus. We need to become involved as minority students because we are the leader s of the future. Senator of Parkside Student Government Association, Latesha N. Jude viduals feel that if they question the presence or the extent to which racism exists, they'll be labeled a racist This isn't true because it's these questions that need to be answered to expand people's awareness of the problem. I've seen Firsthand how people respond to being confronted with the issue of racism. There tends to be a sense of fear over what may happen if you don't sit down and "hear" what is being said. When it's over there is a sense of relief and a hope that it can be forgotten or buried with the rest of the unpleasant events that have occurred in the past couple of hundred years. It is the responsibility of the administrators of this campus, including Chancellor Kaplan, to see to it that students of Parkside are not able to continue toward graduation without accurate andth orough knowledge of the different cultures affecting our lives daily. If UWParkside does not take steps immediately, they will simply be feeding the Fire that every administrator on this campus knows is burning. When we were young, our elders told us that the longer we put off dealing with a problem, the harder it would be to solve it in the end. It's ironic that an institution of higher learning where complex theories and formulas are continuously hashed out, we can't follow this simple piece of advice. I suggest we tell each other we can, and then do it, BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY. Spring 1991 Parkside Student Government Association Election Ballot President 1 seat Check one or write in one name • 1. KenSchuh • 2. George Yee • 3. Vice President 1 seat Check one or write in one name • 1. Wally Wargolet • 2. Chris Daniel • 3. Senators 9 seats Check or write in - up to 9 names • 1. Tobin Lindblom • 7. • 2. Bill Horner • 8 • 3. • 9. • 4. • 10. • 5. • 11 • 6 • 12 Segregated University Fees Allocations Committee at large Write in one name • 1. Parkside Union Advisory Board at large Write In one name • 1 All write in canidates must be legible or they will not count. Thank you for voting! * Sample Ballot • Elections will be held Wednesday & Thursday March 13 & 14 from 9:00am t o 8:00pm in Molinaro Hall. Reeves on sabbatical by Emily Heller Feature Writer Professor Thomas Reeves will begin work this summer on an indepth study of the Anglo-Catholic movement, and will continue to work throughout the fall semester. More specifically, Reeves will be studying the history of the Nashotah House, the oldest educational institute in Wisconsin. Located 23 miles west of Milwaukee, its main function as an Episcopal seminary was established in 1842. Reeves will be writing a book to honor the Nashotah House's 150th anniversary. Reeves plans on finishing the Nashotah House book by the winter of 1992. However, he will be taking time out in late May to promote his new book, A Question of Character- John F. Kennedy in Image and Reality. Thomas Reeves To be released in April, the book has already been chosen as a Main Selection of the History Book Club put out by the Free Press. Professor Reeves plans on working at home on his computer, as well as in different research libraries. Reeves hopes to develop a class on American church history to be offered at Parkside. CQUW RRTI/T/ FT/TIVR/ PK/ENT/ THE •/TARRING THE JIMMY DOR/EY ORCHE/TRA- 16-PIECE BIQ BAND CONDUCTED BY HENRY CUESTA TERRY GIBB/- VIBRAHARP VIRTUOSO AND VETERAN BAND LEADER FRAN JEFFRIE/- BEAUTIFUL INTERNATIONAL SINGING SENSATION OF TELEVISION, FILM AND CABARET /TRING OF PEARL/- DYNAMIC VOCAL GROUP RECALLING THE GREAT HITS OF THE GLENN MILLER ERA EXECUTIVE PRODUCER: JOE GRAYOON Tuesday March 12 Comm Arts Theatre 8pm UW-Parkside Students $4 Others $ 12 Ticket info Call 553-2345 Henry Cuesta has replaced Lee Castle as conductor UW-Parkside privileged to host Brooks by Mona Shannon Staff Writer On Feb. 19, Parkside was privileged to host Illinois' Poet Laureate and Pulitzer Prize winning poet Gwendolyn Brooks. The 73-year-old Brooks entertained and informed at a poetry workshop and a reading of her work. "I feel that poetry is life distilled," Brooks told the students that attended her poetry workshop. "I believe that it's only right and sensible that a poet should try to tell his or her own truth... don't sugar it up, don' tforce your poems to be nice or proper or normal or happy or smooth if it does not want to be." Brooks stressed being original in one's writing. She does not believe in imitating great writers like Shakespeare or Emily Dickinson, or even Langston Hughes, whom she admires very much. "Be yourself. Do not imitate other poets. You are as important as they are." She says that it can be difficult to get students to believe that they are individuals with something to say that 5hakespeare didn't have to say. She advises young poets that as they write, they should ask themselves, "Are these really the words that say exactly what I want to say? You don't want to sound like any of those other people who have been called great, but are not you. Keep working on your poem unti 1 it says exactly what you want it to say." Brooks finds inspiration in many places. She says televison is a great source of ideas. She also She decided they were "thumbing their noses at society by playing hooky from school." This led to her poem "We Be Cool." uses her own experiences, and the experiences that other people share with her. She says she is a great notetaker, writing down anything that strikes her or dismays her, and encourages would be writers to keep a journal. Brooks gave a few examples of what led to some of her poems. She passed a poolhall one day and saw some young men inside, and wondered how they felt about themselves. She decided they were "thumbing their noses at society by playing hooky from school." This led to her poem "We Be Cool." It was the kitchenette apartment where she gave birth to her daughter that inspired the poem, "Kitchenette Blues." She described the building as having an always overflowing garbage can in front and one bathroom in the back that was shared with four other families. There was always someone waiting to use the bathroom, and the water was only lukewarm . Brooks brought a vitality and a zest for life to both the workshop and the reading that belied her age. She seemed to gain as much from her audience as she gave. She continues be involved with young people by visiting colleges and schools, and sponsors acontest for Illinois school children each spring. She has also written two books for young people about writing poetry: Very Young Poets for Children, and Young Poet's Primer for high school and college students. Basels Galore Bagels are the "Bill of Fare" on Wednesday, March 13th. Win T-Shirts, coffee mugs and even bagel necklaces throughout the day. Special menus include: Free coffee with any bagel assorted toppings Breakfast: Egg, cheese and ham on a bagel Lunch: Shaved ham on bagel with cheddar cheese sauce Dinner: Chicken salad with pineapple and almonds on a bagel. Brought to you by Parkside Food Service and Lenders Bagels *All prizes awarded at Union Dining Room UNIVERSITY OF WISCONSIN-PARKSIDE RANGER S P O R T S SECTION B THURSDAY MARCH 7,1991 SECTION B SFGR3SWRAP | A WRAP-UP ON WHATS INSIDE | All American Girls Jenny Gross kid Ann Stokmann earned Ali American honors at the NAIA National Track & Field meet in Kansas; City this weekend. B4 The Grades Are In Jeff Lemmermann re views die men's basketball campaign with a season report card. B2 Milestone Man Athlete of the Week Mark Hemauerfinisbcd anoutstanding seasonin which he set several school records. B4 A L ot of BULL Jim Necombe previews the Bull's playoff picture in his weekly column. B2 March Madness, It's Awesome Baby A recap of last week's Intramural action and the leagues scoring leaders. B4 Jimmy's Back Columnist Dave Doherty tells about the comeback of one of tennis's stars. B2 The Year in Stats This week's scoreboard features final statistics for Wrestling and Men's and Women's Hoops. B3 Making the Grade Tim Whiting and Darin Tiedt were named to the NCAA Ii Ail Academic Wrestling Team for 1990-1991, posting 3.23 and 3.19 GPA's respectively. Wrestlers net six Ail-Americans Next Week; Ranger Baseball Preview;; Wrestling Wrap-Up Hemauer and Whiting grab honors at NCAA's in Fargo By LENANHOLD Asst. Sports Editor Tim Whiting Mark Hemauer and Tim Whiting captured Ail- American honors this weekend as the UW-Parkside Wrestlers placed 18th at the NCAA Division n National Wrestling Tournament in Fargo, North Dakota. Hemauer placed fifth at 167 pounds and Whiting placed sixth at 150 pounds and scored the only points for the Rangers. Nebraska-Omaha took the National Team title with 79.5 points, with Central Oklahoma State taking second with 64 points. Dan Russell of Portland State was named the Outstanding Wrestler of the tournament, winning his fourth straight national title at 167 pounds. Slated as the number two seed, Hemauer faced Paul Coffland of Ashland in the first round and won 3-2. In t he next round, Hemauer was upset the number seven seed Johncll Gainey of Norfolk State 4-3. Mark then won his next two matches before losing to eventual third place finisher Jessie Smith of Nebraska- Omaha 4-3. In the fifth place match, Hemauer again faced Gainey and pinned him in 3:18. Mark's fifth place finish was very respectable, especially considering the fact that he had the flu and was wrestling with a pulled muscle in his neck. "Mark has had an excellent season and I am very proud of what he has accomplished.'' stated coach Koch. "Had he been at 100%I, feel hec ould have placed higher." Whiting captured his first ever Ail-American honors with his 6th place finish. Seeded eighth, Whiting beat Bill Wagner of see NAIA, B4 DuChene leads assault at NAIA's as team takes 13th By LEN ANHOLD Asst. Sports Editor Dennis DuChene While four of their teammates were doing battle in Fargo, North Dakota at the NCAA Division n National Tournament, eight other Rangers were on the mats in Butte, Montana competing at the NAIA National Tournament. Four Rangers captured NAIA Ail-American honors and placed 13th scoring 30.5 points. Northern Montana College won the National Title with 97 points and Southern Colorado took second with 74.5 points. Dennis DuChene was the Rangers* top finisher, placing fourth at 134 pounds and earning his third All-American honor. Dennis technical failed two of his first three opponents before losing a last second decision to eventual champion Marie Villalobos of Southern Colorado. Dennis was ahead 8-6 with :25 left when the referee called 3 penalty points on Dennis to give Villalobos the victory. DuChene then lost to Monte Trusty of Mary University 5-2 in the third place match. Steve Skarda earned his second straight All-American honor, finishing sixth at 150 pounds. Steve, won his first three matches before losing to eventual champion Travis Williams of Western Montana 9-5 in the semi-finals. Skarda then lost his next two matches to finish sixth, which is the same place Skarda took last season. Freshman heavyweight Jim Bezotte capped off an out standing rookie season with a seventh place finish and becoming the see NAIA, B4 Over The Top Senior grapplers Dennis DuChene and Marie Hemauer have eclipsed Ted Price's all-time victory mark on their way to All-American status at UWP: Dennis DuChene* (86-91) 146 Mark Hemauer* (86-91) 145 Ted Price (85-90) 143 Mike Muckerheide (81-85) 142 Dan Winter (79-82) 124 Ted Keyes (83-85) 1 1 3 Bob Gruner (76-80) 110 Mike Vania (82-84) 107 Jack Danner (84-88) 105 Mark Dubey (84-88) 99 Tim Whiting* (87-P) 98 Upset tourney loss ends Ranger hopes By TED McINTYRE Asst. Sports Editor Following its best season ever, the UW-Parkside Basketball team took its 14-11 record into the post season District 14 tournament and uncharacteristically succumbed to pressure in an 86-76 loss to UWStout last Wednesday at Cardinal Stritch College. The Rangers young squad had little trouble this season handling big games, but when the biggest game of the season came along, a number of factors caused the team's downfall. First was the officiating. Both the Rangers and the Blue Devils play up-tempo fast break basketball, the officials who called this game came from the pre-Red Auerbach era and allowed for no such game plan, see TOURNAMENT, B2 Rangers go quietly to 23rd loss in wrap-up By JEFF LEMMERMANN Sports Editor There is a silver lining to the black cloud over the UW-Parkside men's basketball program. The season has ended. There were no fireworks to signal this end, just the Rangers going quietly to their 23rd defeat of the season, and fourth in a row. This at the hands of Northern Michigan in a 69-42 display of ugliness. They did it with their poorest shooting performance of the year, hitting 15 of 50 shots. While being a great mark in baseball, .300is somewhat of a lower distinction in basketball. How bad did it get? The team shot better from three-point land (8 for 24,33.3%) than it did from the field. Tim Roberson, averaging over 15 points a game see FINALE, B2 March 7 . 1991 Runner. Pane B2 Connors: an unreplaceable soul at the heart of tennis J r By DAVID DOHEKIY JJ Columnist ::|pl players of all time return to the game following reconstructive wrist surgery. Jimmy Connors, the once unbeatable star of tennis, lost in the first round of the Volvo Tennis/Chicago tournament after a five month absence from the tour. Growing-up watching Connors dominate the world of tennis it was hard forme toa ccept thisd efeat Connors isn't supposed to losein the first round of any tennis tournament. Connors wasn't supposed to get old, he was never supposed to get hurt, all his fans wanted him to do was go on the court and play just as he did in the mid-seventies. During a timefrom 1974-1977 Connors held the NO. 1 ranking for 159 consecutive weeks. Now he is ranked 987 th. and at age 38 it looks as if his playing days may be over soon. What is going to happen to the tennis world after Connors leaves the tour? Who is going to capture the hearts of so many Americans the way Connors has? The answer is simple. There will never be anyone to take the place of Connors. A Michael Chang or Andre Agassi can never replace Connors' unmistakable character. There will never be anyone who loved to play the game as much as Connors did. I don't care if Connors never wins another match is is life I will still pay $20 to see him play. Tennis fans are not ready to let Connors leave the game yet. Connors isn't willing to leave the game yet. If we're lucky he will not be ready for a long time. finale Rangers lose fourth straight continued from front page coming in, hit 2 of 11 shots, and finished with four points. Doug Bums and Artie Pepelea were a combined 5 of 20 shooting, including 4 of 13 from beyond the arc. Amazingly, the Rangers still found themselves in the ballgame for much of the first half. In fact, UW-Parkside held a five point lead at 12-7 with 12:55 left in the half. With 5:40 left, the teams were tied at 19-19, neither finding the hoop with any consistency. An 8-2 run for Northern Michigan established a six point lead for the Wildcats going into the half, 27-21. TheRangers managed ad ecent run to open the second half, thanks largely to Tim Cates who was the only Ranger to shoot over 33.3% for the game. He scored seven in a 10-4 run which brought the Rangers within two at 33-31 with 13:14 left But they would score only 11 points the rest of the way, as the Wildcats cruised to a 64-42 win. Cates finished with 17 to lead both teams, as only three players scored in double figures. Grades reflect worst season in Ranger history By JEFFLEMMERMANN Sports Editor The final grades are in on the worst performing team in Ranger history. It definately isn't something to hang on the refrigerator. The team finished they ear with a 4-23 record, tying the school low for fewest wins. That mark was set by the 1971-72 squad, who finished 4-17. The team's winning percentage was ad ismal.1 48, a school low. Along the way, a school record 16-game losing streak. That included a 120-59 thrashing by Kentucky Wesleyan, the largest losing spread in school history. Looking for a brightspot? Tim Roberson was tops in the state in rebounding at 10.7 a game, also putting him at 11th in the nation. He also dumped in 15.1 ppg. UW-Parkside Basketball 1990-91 Report Card-FINAL GRADESOFFENSE STARTERS COACHING A team shooting percentage of 42.5%. 'I he Rangers were to have three-point threat Parkside's markmanship from beyond the arc was just 33.6%. The Ranger system attempted to control the ball and game tempo. Instead, it allowed rival teams to rest on offense, ending in despiration shots with one or more players in their jock. Reggie Miller has trouble shooting with people that close. This is the biggest and only 'D' you'll see involving this year's team The team allowed opponents to hit over half of their shots (50.2%) They only played raan-to-man in desperate situations, partly bcalso that opponents his 43.7% from three-point range; Two saving graces in this class: Tim Roberson and John Evans. Roberson started in all 27 games, averaging 15.1 points and 10.7 rebounds a game, tops in the state. Evans started in 21, playing hurt for the latter part of the year. Still, he averaged 14.9 ppg, 4.2 rpg, and 2.3 assists. He was tops on the team with 66 trifectas, hitting 43.7%. Tim Cates played well at times, but shot just 41.6%. Can't have much bench support with only eight players active on a; roster. The Rangers went so far as to use manager Shaun Dunn m their line-up. Nothing against him, but this is a collegiate program,: not riddled with suspensions or the like. Injuries were apart of the A team's record has to reflect the coach's performance. Taking this stance, maybe the grade should be G. Parkside set a school record for lowest winning percentage in a season (.148), and tied the record for least wins in a season with 4. Coaches made no noticable adjustments to counter opponent tatics. In a loss to Concordia, Parkside swallowed timeouts in key situations. D+ DInc. tournament Young squad promises big things for Rangers in upcoming 91-92 season continued from front page intermission, "at half I told them to Throughout the contest tight calls were made and with four minutes to go in the game, all five of the Ranger starters had four fouls. Another thing that bothered the Rangers was the full-court pressure put on by Stout. Parkside committed a season high 31 turnovers many attributed to the press. But perhaps the Rangers biggest problem was not on the court but in their heads. Coach Wendy Miller explained, "the pressure was nothing we haven't seen, but we were really nervous." Nerves could bee xpected from this team in such a situation. Parkside is a very young team and likewise with little tourney experience. Parkside also had many added pressures weighing on their minds, the Rangers received a bye in the firstround and wereexpected to have a fairly easy game against the Blue Devils. Parkside also had a good chance of advancing in the tourney and going to the NAIA National Tournament in Tennessee. All this pressure led to a 13 point deficit for Parkside at the intermission as the score was 45- 32 in the Blue Devils favor. Miller points they did not take them from us," said Miller. Miller's speech worked almost to perfection as the Rangers cut the lead, and at the 13:02 mark the Rangers took a 55-53 lead. Down the stretch Parkside missed some easy shots blowing four lay-ups in the final three minutes. For Parkside Becky Lulloff played an excellent game scoring 16 points in the second half leading the Ranger comeback effort. Lulloff finished with 18, two time Ranger Athlete of the Week winner Diania Weitzel poured in 26 points and Brenda Van Cuick added 15. Jody Bloyer played a remarkable game in the second half, she scored just six points but was two for two from the line with six rebounds twos teals and twoa ssists. "If anything the game will make us stronger as a team for next year, because we got so close to nationals." said Miller. "It was a great season considering our young team, we had great team spirit. I'm very proud of them I hope they use it as motivation to keep improving. I see bright had to calm her troops down at the things for this team in the future." Charging Bulls making direct path to NBA playo ffs By JIM MWOJVK Columnist The playoffs are just around the corner for the NBA, and it looks like Chicago has secured a spot and has the potential to secure the all important home court advantage. The Bulls have their horns pointed toward victory. This Monday saw the Buls leading their division and their conference by a percentage point or two, and a game in the loss column. It's not a wide margin, but considering the schedule that the Boston Celtics have to play, the Bulls have a good shot at winning home court for the playoffs. In the upcoming games, Chicago will be missing Horace Grant due to an ankle injury. But surprisingly, they probably won't miss him that much. Stacy King has been playing closer to his$>otential than ever before, and even big ol' clumsy Will Perdue has been cranking off the boards and filling up the nets. Scottie Pippen has been scoring in the high to midtwenties in the last couple of games, and Jordan is, as usual, infallible. The Bulls led February with an eleven game winning streak, and most of the games were mismatches. As a matter of fact, the world hasn't seen this many people trampled by bulls since Pamplona. Look for that trend to continue. Runyer, Pane Be FINAL WOMEN'S BASKETBALL STATISTICS —3p 1— •*8 rebound* a* 5t min pUyer gam fgm <fc» fgm fg« rtiB Ra PP8 off tot tot tot to »»g Weitzel 26 173 348 31 85 71 101 17.2 64 157 52 30 70 32.6 Van Cuick 26 142 301 22 60 81 122 145 36 115 103 111 109 30.6 Lulloff 26 111 221 7 17 33 48 10.1 60 199 25 38 33 283 Higg 7 22 74 3 10 IS 20 8.9 8 20 16 7 17 22.1 Schmid 25 79 212 32 98 24 36 8.6 13 61 55 57 95 20.1 Bloyer 25 77 184 0 4 50 71 0.2 58 129 30 20 36 21.8 Neubcrt 26 29 76 1 3 25 35 3.2 7 40 26 12 60 11.5 Wallno 23 29 68 0 0 10 16 3.0 29 90 5 21 19 133 Mayer 26 30 86 1 4 IS 23 2.9 12 23 14 10 24 9.0 Tibbett* 11 12 24 0 1 6 7 2.7 9 29 6 0 15 10.8 Ranicwicz 25 17 47 0 0 9 17 1.7 12 50 5 6 16 9.8 Hick 22 8 24 0 0 7 12 1.0 13 43 1 3 16 8.3 Freund 23 10 30 0 1 3 IS 1.0 3 8 14 9 30 8.3 Bean 10 2 14 0 0 0 0 0.4 4 15 1 3 4 6.3 In gall* 1 0 2 0 0 0 0 0.0 1 1 0 1 0 3.0 Parkside 26 741 1711 97 291 349 523 745 396 1116 355 353 544 Opponent* 26 767 1830 81 245 318 499 743 484 1185 343 291 567 FINAL MEN'S BASKETBALL STATISTICS Ranger Men's Basketball Statistics 1990-91 Cumulative Final Team Record: 4-23 (.148) PLAYER 8 min fgm fga fg* 3fg 3fg rt fla ft* reb a (1 to blk Pf pt« ave Roberson 27 980 170 335 51.2 2 9 66 85 78.1 288 48 26 83 5 75 408 15.1 Evaa* 24 701 130 267 49.1 66 151 31 47 66.4 100 55 16 82 4 57 357 14.9 Catei 27 968 114 229 50.2 45 139 38 44 86.8 121 102 28 99 4 95 312 It.6 Bum* 26 697 71 139 51.5 41 124 28 30 93.8 86 43 8 43 12 75 211 8.1 Lubkeman 24 579 59 109 54.6 12 33 42 57 74.1 77 15 4 27 10 67 172 7.2 Pepelea 27 587 44 116 38.4 27 102 14 19 74.1 24 65 9 70 0 27 129 4.8 Allen 25 422 23 60 38.8 3 25 13 19 68.9 19 32 14 41 0 32 62 2.5 Wbeelock 14 109 11 17 65.2 0 0 2 6 33.8 24 2 0 9 0 16 25 1.8 Dunn 3 7 0 1 0.0 1 2 1 2 50.5 0 I 0 1 0 0 4 1.3 ••McKowen 6 37 3 6 "30 3 I 1 1 4 25.5 3 3 1 2 0 4 8 1.3 ••June 2 54 9 14 64.7 0 0 4 9 44.9 15 I 0 7 4 6 22 11.0 •Parker 7 80 12 36 33.8 4 11 4 6 67.1 17 0 2 3 1 12 32 4.6 •Stephen* S 64 8 16 50.5 0 4 1 1 100. 8 8 4 18 0 10 17 3.4 •Lauei 7 158 17 53 32.5 7 24 7 9 78.2 22 12 0 10 4 12 48 6.9 TEAM 96 TOTALS 27 5450 654 1583 41.8 202 601 253 341 74.6 900 375 112 496 40 476 1807 opponent* 27 5450 849 1690 50.7 224 513 353 556 63.9 1031 478 197 357 73 373 2275 Score by periods 1 2 OT1 OT2 T Range:! Opponenu 812 978 10 1039 1216 10 7 1807 10 2275 1 No longer witb earn. '• Medical red-ihin. FINAL WRESTLING STATISTICS DUAL RECORD UWP 28 UW-LaCrosie 6 1-0 UWP 10 Central Oklahoma 26 1-1 UWP 25 Ferris State 15 2-1 UWP 21 Grind Valky State 14 3-1 UWP 16 Lake Superior Stile 22 3-2 UWP 32 Central Missouri 3 4-2 UWP 22 SIU-Edwardxvillc 23 4-3 UWP 45 Chicago State U. 11 5-3 UWP 38 Marquette University 2 6-3 TOURNAMENTS UW-Stevens Point Open: 6 Champa, 11 place winner! Northern Open: No Champa, one place winner UW.Whitewater Invite: 2 Champs, 11 place winner* Wisconsin Collegiate Open: 1 Champ, 12 place winner* Drake Open: 5 place win ner* Midwest Classic: 3rd Place (86 pta) 6 place winner* UW-Eau Claire Invite: 8th Place(20 pts) 2 placewinncr* Wheaton Invite: 4 Champa, 8 placewinncr* NCAA Div. IIRegionals: 2 Champs, 4 Qualifiers, 3rd NCAA Div. II Nationals: 2 All-Americans, 18th, 17 pt* NAIA Nationals: 4 All-Americans, 13 place, 30J pts National Tourney Results NCAA Division II at Fargo, N.D. Mark Hemauer (167) 5th Place 3-2* Tim Whiting (150) 6th Place 3-3* Kevin Bird (126) 1-2 DNP Rick Hufnus (HWT) 1-2 DNP National Tourney Results NAIA at Butte, MN Dennis DuChene (134) 4th Place 4-2* Steve Skarda (150) 6th Place 4-2* Darin Tiedt (5-2) 7th Place* Jim Bezotte (HWT) 7th Place 3-2* Joel Dutton (126) 0-2 DNP Chris Buckley (158) 1-2 DNP Troy Brockmann (167) 1-2DNP Scott Wessley (190) 3-2 DNP * = All American Selection 1990-1991 Final Wrestling Statistics UW-Stout (86) Wrestler X& m 32 REV E3 3NF 2NP BI PEN W L PIN MD IE Kevin Bird SR 126 86 8 36 16 6 5 8 31 10 4 7 4 fg ft reb Joel Dutton SO 126 33 4 19 S 2 1 4 9 10 2 2 1 m-a m-a o-l a pf tp Shane Seymour FR 126 4 6 8 0 2 0 0 2 4 2 0 0 Maki 3-8 6-6 1-4 5 1 12 Dennia DuChene SR 134 64 16 34 32 31 5 9 33 14 6 3 9 Salek 1-2 0-0 1-1 2 4 2 Kelly Becker SO 142 42 6 35 1 1 1 6 12 14 3 2 0 Hovet 4-6 1-2 1-3 0 4 13 Steve Skarda JR 150 84 12 29 10 3 3 3 27 4 7 5 2 Stephen 5-11 2-3 0-2 0 1 13 Tim Whiting SR 150 140 7 47 5 2 2 5 30 12 4 6 1 Goines 2-7 4-4 3-4 1 1 8 Chris Buckley SO 158 62 5 53 10 0 5 4 23 16 0 2 1 Trctsven 2-10 4-5 4-12 0 5 8 Kevin Schmitz FR 158 20 7 24 2 6 1 1 15 9 5 2 0 Schultz 3-5 2-2 3-4 1 3 8 Mark Hemauer SR 167 224 16 41 11 6 8 7 52 10 5 13 2 Co* 0-7 2-4 3-8 2 0 2 Troy Brockman FR 167 47 4 22 S 3 2 3 16 7 3 4 0 B runner 3-4 3-7 1-3 0 2 9 Darin Tiedt SO 177 85 5 39 7 1 7 16 32 15 2 5 1 Wenel 6-12 1-1 3-5 0 2 13 Scott Wessley JR 190 43 17 28 4 5 6 1 27 13 12 3 0 Total* 25-66 25-34 20-4611 23 86 Tom Keefer SO 190 25 1 16 0 2 1 1 11 9 2 0 0 Rick Hufnus SR HW 28 0 7 3 0 3 8 13 2 4 2 0 PERCENTAGES: FG:.378 FT: .735 3-PTFG:5-14, K. Tremelling JR HW 10 1 8 2 0 0 1 7 3 1 1 0 .357 TURNOVERS: 20 (Maki-4 Hovct-4,Gomes-5. Jim Bezotte FR HW 50 11 47 5 1 3 19 27 16 10 2 0 Salek-2, Stephen-2, Schultz, Cox, B runner) STEALS: 11 Team Total*., 1047 126 492 118 70 52 96 369 166 70 62 23 (Cox-3, Salek-2, Stephen-2, Schultz-2, Wenel .Tretsvcn) How to read this chart; WT: Weight Class. TD: Takedown, REV: Reversal, ES: Escape. 3NF: 3-Point Near Fall. 2NF: 2-Point Near Fall. RT: Riding Time. PEN: Penalty. W: Wins, L: Losses, PIN: Pins, MD: Major Decisions. TF: Technical Falls MEN'S BASKETBALL UW-Parkside vs Northern Michigan UW-Parkside 42 N. Michigan —-—— 86 UW-PARKSIDE (58) fg ft name min m-a 3fg m-a rb a to blk s pf tp Pepelea 36 2-10 2 0-0 1 Allen Dunn Robrsn 40 2-11 Cates Burns Lbkman 32 0- 3 Wh e e l o c k 6 0 - 0 2 5 0- 1 0 0-0 1 0 3 1 - 3 1 0 - 0 0 0 0 0 - 0 9 2 39 7-12 3 0-0 8 1 39 3-10 2 0-0 8 0 0 TOTALS: 15-50 8 4-4 34 11 16 3 4 13 42 N. MICHIGAN (69) fg ft name min m-a 3fg m-a rb a to blk * pf tp Cmpbll 23 4- 6 0 1-2 10 1 0 0 1 0 9 David 14 3- 6 2 0-0 4 3 0 0 1 0 8 Goheski 36 3- 7 0 4-9 9 4 0 0 2 2 10 Gray 29 4- 8 0 0-0 3 1 1 0 1 2 8 Ingalls 22 3- 6 0 2-2 2 3 1 0 6 1 8 Koski 4 0- 1 0 0-0 1 2 0 0 0 1 0 Ledy 3 0- I 0 0-0 2 1 0 0 1 0 0 Nelson 7 2 - 4 0 1-2 2 0 0 0 0 0 5 Rice 28 5-16 3 0-0 2 1 0 0 2 0 13 Smith 8 1- 2 0 0-0 2 0 1 2 0 0 2 Spaanstra 26 2-4 2 0-0 2 2 1 0 0 1 6 TOTALS 27-61 7 8-15 39 18 4 2 14 8 69 PERCENTAGES: Fieldgoals- N. Michigan 44.3%, Parkside 30.0%. Freethrows- N. Michigan 53.3%, Parkside 100.0%. 3-Point Fieldgoals-N. Michigan 35.0%, Parkside 33.3%. Technical fouls: NONE. Team 1 2 T Rangers 21 21 42 Wildcats 27 42 69 Attendance: 434. Officials: Bawn, Barribeau, Doden. WOM EN'S B AS K E l BA L L UW-Parkside vs UW-Stout UW-Parkside- 76 UW-Stout —-86 UW-Parkside (76) fg ft reb m-a m-a o-l a Pf «P Neubert 0-3 2-2 0-4 2 5 2 Freund 0-0 0-0 0-1 0 0 0 Van Cuick 5-8 5-8 0-4 0 4 15 Weitzel 10-17 6-7 2-5 0 4 26 Schmid 2-10 1-2 0-1 1 4 6 Wallner 1-2 0-1 O-l 0 1 2 Mayer 0-1 0-0 0-0 0 0 0 Lulloff 7-10 4-6 1-6 0 4 18 Bloyer 2-4 2-2 2-7 3 4 6 Tibbett* 0-0 0-0 0-0 0 2 0 Ranicwicz 0-0 1-2 0-0 0 1 1 totals 26-55 21-30 5-29 6 29 76 PERCENTAGES:FG-.472 FT-.700 3-FT:l-14 .071 TURNOVERS:21 -Schmid5.Neubert 3,VanCuick3, Weitzel 3, Lulloff-2,Tibbets-2,Freund-2. Bloyer) BLOCKS: 3 (Wallner-2, Schmid) STEALS-.14 (Van Cuick-4 Schmid-4, Weitzel-3, Bloyer-2,Tibbet») UW-Parkside UW-Stout i 36 49 2 40 37 T 76 86 INTRAMURAL BASKETBALL Eastern Division Team At Your Mercy The Funk (911) War Pigs The Ramblin' Wreck Justice Department Run N* Gun Western Division Team Uncle 'Dunn'kel The Bomb Holmes's Heroes Prime Time Charging Armadillos Phawk University w L PCT. PF PA 5 1 .833 346 257 4 1 .800 459 357 3 3 .500 410 434 2 3 .400 354 339 0 5 .000 230 279 0 5 .000 303 497 W L PCT. PF PA 6 0 1.000 411 351 4 2 .667 505 411 4 2 .667 434 414 3 2 .600 366 351 2 4 .333 418 419 0 5 .000 267 394 THURSDAY'S SCHEDULE 03/07/91 Time 6:00 7:00 8:00 Time 6:00 7:00 8:00 Court #2 Prime Time vs. Uncle Dunn'kel Holmes's Heroes vs. Chg. Arm Court #1 The Bomb vs. Phawk U. The Funk vs. Justice Dept. Ramblin' Wreck vs. Run N* Gun TUESDAY'S SCHEDULE 03/12/91 Court #1 Court #2 Prime Time vs. Run N* Gun The Bomb vs At Your Mercy Charging Armadillos vs. Ramblin Wreck Phawk U. vs. Justice DepL Holmes's Heroes vs. War Pigs Uncle 'Dunn'kel vs. The Funk THURSDAY'S RESULTS Game At Your Mercy won by forfiet over Just. Dept. Ramblin' Wreck 98 War Pigs 55 Uncle 'Dunn'kel 76 Holmes's Heroes 71 (2 OT) The Bomb 94 Charging Armadillos 68 The Funk (911) 126 Run & Gun 87 Hi Scorers A new team has replaced JusL Dept. Girdie-22, Langendorf-21,Anhold-20 Prey-32, Whittier-30, Green-15 Kawcynski-32, Brown-31, Sutton-24 Martino 38, Boyd-35, Powers-29 TUESDAY'S RESULTS Game Ramblin' Wreck 69 Holmes's Heroes 66 The Bomb 79 Justice Department 56 At Your Mercy 74 Phawk U. 42 Uncle Dunn'kel 88 Run N Gun 61 War Pigs 66 Charging Armadillos 62 The Funk (911)81 Prime Time 78 Hi Scorers Schmidtmann-30, Koehler, Girdie-21 Brown-29, Brantley20, Owens-19 Kaczanowski-20, Turek-19, Gruell-14 Prey-45, Powers-38, Dunn-18 Sranske-20, Sielen-19, Fuhrer-17 Emer-29, Martino-26, Boyd-20 INTRAMURAL VOLLF:YBALL Current Standings Team W L Blockbusters 3 0 Stoney's Spikers 2 1 Untouchables II 1 2 PSE 0 . 3 Schedules/Results Thursday 2/28 Untouchables II over PSE Tuesday 3/5 Blockbusters over Untouchables II 13-15,15-12,15-7 Tuesday 3/7 at 8:00 P.M. Stoney's Spikers vs. Untouchables Tuesday 3/12 at 8:00 P.M. Blockbusters vs. PSE INTRAMURAL HOCKEY Current Standings Sunday's Schedule earn Puckers Killer Avacados Big Shooters Brain Grenades Hanson Brothers Grapplers w L Pts 4:00 Puckers vs Killer Avacados l 0 2 5:00 Grapplers vs. Big Shooters l 0 2 6:00 Open Play l 0 2 l 1 2 Results l 1 2 Brain Grenades 6, Big Shooters 2 0 1 0 Killer Avacados 3, Hanson Brothers 2 Ranger. Page B4; Gross, Stokman earn Ail- American honors at Nationals By MIKE McKOWEN Sports Writer A sixteenth place finish in the 60 team field brought the Ranger women's indoor season to a great close. Prarie View A&M collected 72 team points which was 11 better than secoim place finisher Central State of Ohio. UWParkside left Kansas City with NAIA Ail-American honors earned by two of our athletes and earned 8 team points which was good for a four way tie in their 16th place finish. In the 3 mile race, Ann Stokman finished 4th at 17:37.53 in the finals. It appears that Ann has come back from her injuries that have hampered her in the past. A strong kick was the key to her becoming an All-American. Tar a Roy also competed in the 3 mile race and finished 8th coming across the finish line atl 7:59.5. The top 6 are named to the Ail-American team, and forTara's first trip tot heNationals, she ran an excellent race and will be back again. Jenny Gross was the other Ranger to become an Ail-American. She did her work in the mile, also finishing in fourth with a time of 5:06.52. Jenny worked her game plan to perfection. She stayed clear of traffic, raced an even pace and in the end, her solidc rea found her crossing the finish line in time to become Ail-American for die Rangers. UW-Parks ide sent three young relay teams to Kansas City. The distance Medley team of Kim Aveiy, Jane Kunz, Jenny Gross, and Tricia Breu finished third in their section and 7th overall with a time of 12:37.00. In the 2 mile relay, Avery and Kunz teamed up with Erin McDermott and Kelly Watson to place 5th in their section and 10th overall. Coach DeWitt was estatic to see his relay teams do well and realize they can run with the best NAIA schools in the nation. He feels these extremely youthful teams will be back and better with all of the runners returning. The third was the mile relay team. DeWitt knew they would be a long shot to advance into the finals. Kunz again ran in this relay, now teamed with Pam Dowining, Tefonee Williams and Veronica Chamlee. Their time of 4:1239 was good for 15th of the 18 schools entered. DeWitt was still upbeat about the effort his runners put forth. "The girls know what they have to do now to get to Texas for the outdoor Nationals," stated DeWitt. Wendy Orlowski also advanced to the finals in the 2 mile run. Wendy's time of 12:00.26, put her in 8th in the finals. Coach DeWitt feels Wendy has potential. 'Her desire will be the measure of how far she goes." March is a building time for the runners without a meet until the3 0th of this month in Wheaton U. The men don't return to competition until April 13th also at Wheaton. The men had two runners at the champonships and neither runnermade the finals of their events. Eric May a sophomore took 4th in his heet with a 1:17.89 in the 600m. Ken Byom a freshman took sixth in his heet of the 800m running a 2:03.57. ncaa continued from front page Mankato State in his first match 9-5. Tim had the unenviable task of facing defending NAIA National Champion and number one seed Ali Amiri-Eliasi of Kearney State, Amiri-Eliasi defeated Whiting 10-5. Tim won his next two matches 18-8 and 3-2 before losing to Herman Moultrie of Cheyney State 9- 0. In thef ifth place match, Whiting lost to number four seed Mark Savoia of Ashland 7-3 to finish in sixth. Amiri- Eliasi went on to win the 150 pound title, making him an NAIA and NCAA D-II National Champion. Kevin Bird came one match away from grabbing All-American honors, posting a 1-2mark as the eighthseed at 126 pounds. Bird won his first match over Chris Anderson of Colorado Mines 3-2 and moved into the second round to face the number one seed Phil Johns of SIU-Edwardsville. Johns beat Bird 14-4 and went on to win the 126 pound title. In his final match. Bird lost to Erik Donders of Lake Superior State 8- 6. Chris Anderson, whom Bird beat in the first round, wrestled his way back to a third place finish. In the heavyweightdivision. Rick Hufrius pinned Aaron Williams of Pitt- Johnstown in 1:01 in the first round before being pinned himself by eventual runner-up Harold Rodger of Cheyney State latein them atch. Hufrius then lost to seventh place winner Jair Toedter of North Dakota 3-1. Hemauer and Whiting were the Ranger's 18th and 19th NCAA Division II All-American's in the schools 20 year history. naia continued from front page seventh wrestler in school history to earn All-American honors as a freshman. After a first round bye, Bezotte pinned Jason Ingram of Western Oregon State in :33. Jim was then pinned by eventual champion Jeff Thue of Simon Fraser. After losing his next match, Jim beatJ eff Stewart of Dickson State for seventh place. Sophomore Darin Tiedt came back after a second round loss to take seventh place and earn his first Ail- American honors. Tiedt went 4-1 in the consolation bracket and beat Steve Smith of UW-Stout for seventh place. Scott Wessley, wrestling with the flu, won three matches and scored two pins but came one match away from making Ail-American. I'BMARXMG'ES Mhkte of tfi*. <W/ie.lc All-American leaves his Mark Quite frankly, this weeks choice for the Ranger/IBM Athlete of the Week Award has deserved the honor every week this season. For the sake of giving all athletes a chance at the award however, we've waited until this week to honor Ranger grappler Mark Hemauer. Mark capped off an outstanding season by placing fifth at the NCAA Division II National Tournament this weekend in Fargo, ND and captured All-American honors for the third time in his career. Mark went 4-2 on the weekend while battling the flu and a pulled muscle in his neck. During the course of the.season, Mark set records which may never be broken. He now holds the school record for takedowns in a season (224), takedowns in a career (535), wins in a season (52), wins as a senior (52) and is second on the all-time win list (142). Mark, a senior from Sun Prairie Wisconsin started at UW-Parkside in 1986 and red-shirted last season. In his first three seasons, Mark earned All-American honors twice and placed fourth at the NAIA National Tournament in 1988. Mark, the number two seed this weekend, won his first match 3-2 before loosing to Johnell Gainey in the quarter finals 4-3. Mark wonliis next two matches 15-6 and 3-2 before losing to eventual third place finisher Jessie Smith of Nebraska Omaha 4-3. Mark pinned Gainey in the fifth place match, ending his spectacular career in style. Congratulations Mark, for an outstandings eason and an outstanding career at UW-Parkside. . ;x::: ;x • mm®* f||||pp»~ wis*, WL JW' ? / flMP^ Mark Hemauer Record: 52*-10 Takedowns: 224* *UW-Parkside record Lem's Basketball Association THURSDAYS RESULTS And then there was one. In the battle of unbeatens, Uncle Dunn kel defeated Holmes's Heroes in a double overtime thriller. The win leaves 'Dunn'kel atop the league with a 5-0 mark while Holmes's Heroes suffered their fust loss ever in IM competition and fell to 4-1. Jim Prey led * Dunn'kel with 32 points, including five three pointers, "Hot Rod" Whittier netted 30 for the Heroes, also drilling five trifectas. The Ramblin' Wreck took out the frustration of a 0-3 start on the War Pigs, scorching the nets in a 98-55 victory. Cory Girdaukus, Dan Langendorf and Len Anhold scored 22, 21 and 20 respectively for the Wreck. The Bomb exploded for 94 points against the Charging Armadillos in a game which featured the leagues two top scorers. League leader Chad Kawczynski netted 32 for the Armadillos while the leagues number two scorer Joe Brown tossed in 31. The Funk had Run & Gun dialing 911 as they erupted for 126 points in a 126-87 win. Joe Martino of the Funk led all scorers with 38 points, highlighted by some spectacular dunks. Justice Department has been dismissed from the league due to a forfeit to At Your Mercy and lack of eligible players. A team has been found to replace the Justice Department for the rest of the season. TUESDAYS RESULTS The Ramblin' Wreck won it's second straight while handing Holmes's Heroes their second straight defeat 66-63. Andy Schmidtmann scored 30 points for the Heroes while Cory Girdaukus and Matt Koehler led four Wreckers in double figures. Uncle 'Dunn'kel stayed unbeaten with a 88-61 victory over Run & Gun. Jim Prey scored 45 for the victors while Ted Powers scored 38 in defeat. The Funk (911) defeated Prime Time 81-78 in a hard fought battle. Dan Emer of Prime Time leda ll scorers with 29 whileJ oe Martino scored 26 for the winners. The game was marred however by a flagrant foul which sent Mark Schnieder of Prime Time to the hospital with a concussion. At Your Mercy stayed atop the Eastern Division with a 7442 win against Phawk U. Dennis Kaczanowski netted 20 for the winners. Joe Brown tookt he lead in the scoring race asT he Bombd efeated the revamped Justice Department 78-54. Brown scored 29 while teammate Henry Owens netted 19. Ed Campbell scored 20 in his first Intramural game. Four players scored in double figures as the War Pigs defeated the Charging Armadillos 66-62. Mike Sranske led all scorers with 20 points. TOP 20 SCORERS 2 Plaver Points QMS PPG l Brown, Joe (BOMB) 180 6 30.0 2 Prey, Jim (UD) 118 4 29.5 3 Kawcynski, Chad (CA) 174 6 29.0 4 Powers, Ted (R&G) 131 5 26.2 5 Schmidtmann, Andy (HH) 102 4 25.5 6 Whittier, Rod (HH) 136 6 22.7 7 Emer, Dan (PT) 108 5 21.6 8 Boyd, Jermaine (FUNK) 84 4 21.0 9 Tolliver, Chris (FUNK) 92 5 18.4 10 Stephens, Donnie (FUNK) 55 3 18.3 11 Koehler, Matt (RW) 91 5 18.2 12 Hutchinson, Darin (BOMB) 89 5 17.8 13 Glinecki, Jim (PT) 88 5 17.6 14 Fuhrer, Jerry (WP) 103 6 17.2 15 Girdaukus, Cory (RW) 67 4 16.8 16 Dunn, Shaun (UD) 50 3 16.7 16 Turek, Steve (PU) 50 3 16.7 18 Anhold, Len (RW) 80 * 5 16.0 19 Span, Levi (JD) 44 3 14.7 20 Mitchell, Fred (FUNK) 73 5 14.6 ;March 7,1991 Feature Ranger, Page 13 Recognize your limitations for better health by Esther Dresen Special to the Ranger WOMEN-You Were Not Created Equal! At least not when it comes to alcohol consumption. Did you know that a woman of the same size and weight as a man will find that 30% more alcohol enters her bloodstream aft er consuming equal amounts of alcohol? Research also tells us that women have less of a certain enzyme in their stomachs which is necessary to neutralize a nd break down alcohol. The hormone estrogen may impair liv er functioning, making it more difficult to process alcohol. A woman also has less body water to dilute alcohol and more body fat to store it Regardless of how you feel about women's issues, we must recognize and accept our inequality when it comes to drinking alcohol. One of the tips I ran across which indicates a drinking problem may be related directly or indirectly to a woman's need to be equal to men. A woman who prides herself on being able to drink others under the table could be supporting a habit which will lead to alcoholism. I was an early 70's "Woman's Libber" and I know I could never resist directing a certain amount of ribbing towards any male friend I had left under the table the night before. Other tip-offs to drinking problems in women are inventing reasons for drinking, rewarding herself with a drink at the end of a day, if she's difficult to get along with when drinking, gulping drinks, insisting on a long cocktail hour, being absent from work or school often, and being late to work and early to leave. Later signs may include inapGinsberg sabbatical by Emily Heller Feature Writer Erika Hoff-Ginsberg, associate professor of psychology, will be spending next year working on a sabbatical in Milwaukee. She will be collaborating with another professor as a visiting scholar at Marquette University. They will be researching in the area of speech pathology, specifically studying the word-learning abilities of children through experimentation. Laboratory space and other materials needed for experimentation will be provided by Marquette University. Professor Hoff- Ginsberg plans on working here in her office as well as in the laboratory in Milwaukee. The second part of her sabbatical will involve developing a new course. Cross Cultural Psychology will fit the Design for Di- Erika Hoff-Ginsberg versity curriculur requirement here at Parkside. Vote on March 13 & 14 for PSGA President Ken Schuh a qualified candidate with the ability to serve students needs Paid for byi Student* Supporting Ken Schuh for PSGA President propriately asking you to buy wine or liquor for her, organizing life around the cocktail hour, and making inappropriate phone calls - often late at night. Although there are many other behaviors that could tip off a drinking problem, 1 want to spend a minute telling you about a woman's response to seeking help. Here, also, we are not equal and this could be used to our advantage. Women tend to develop alcoholism quicker and recognize the problem sooner. If a woman can redirect her pride and use it to get past the lousy stigma associated with women drinkers, she may seek help. - The stigma placed on women is so destructive that many women refuse to seek help out of fear. Expected to be the family nurturers, they convince themselves they will loo se their children to the courts if they reveal themselves and seek help. NOT TRUE! When I sought help through the Racine Human Services Dept., I got it. Everything was done on a voluntary basis and never once did I risk losing my children. After four months in a treatment center, sitting arrangements were made through them when I experienced a period of parent burnout. A woman of the same size and weight as a man will find that 30% more alcohol enters her bloodstream after consuming equal amounts of alcohol. They found this to be a better alternative to taking a risk that I might become physically abusive with my children. As long as I was honest and willing to do whatever was necessary to maintain my sobriety, they were willing to support me. Generation after generation it has been proclaimed that men have more control over their emotions than women. Well, here I'd beg to differ and offer an opinion that we are equal. I believe that regardless of gender, pain and stress are more often than not the underlying agents which lead toalcoholism. Icouldn't begin to list the possible causes for this pain or stress but I can tell you that medicating it with alcohol, drugs, food, sex or relationships will not resolve anything. I would ask all women and men to refrain from drinking during this Spring Break if you know you're drinking for the wrong reasons. Be honest and check yourself! Community Service Announcements ANIMAL LOVERS ARE INVITED TGVOLUNTEER BASH.1 &0&& Safehousein Racmesaved oyer 294 Pets from abuse, injurya nd neglect last year. Learn how you cm help this agency in the future'-A ttend the Saturday, March 23rd meeting from 1-3:00 pm. Food, fan and door prizes will be offered For more informaiiorgsce Carol Engberg in the Career Center. f"4 VERY SPECIAL ARTS FESTIVAL on March Bth can use more volunteers. Can you help make the day special for disabled children from Southeastern WT? Volunteer as ag roup aideo r an artsit's assistan^If you can leads ingsongs ore ruoypaintmg faces yourt alents ate inn eed. Pleasesign tipt oday in the^ eerCenteL. BECOME A VOLUNTEER TELEPHONE MONITOR FOR ALTERNATIVES TO - •' \ : . : ' ' .. T . . • : . -: •' :: ' • " : : •. • •••••' - : . • ••• • ' • tteiiy. This isn ot time-consuming and can he done from your home at timesc onvenient to you.T raining ts provided. Your immediate response will be appreciated, ; - J8 ' DO YOU ENJOY WORKING WITH DEVELOPMENTALLY DISABLED CHILDREN? ARE YOU A SWIMMER? The Association feu- Retarded Citizens of Kenosha need, volunteers to help with swimming lessons Oil Wednesdays from 4 00-5 00 pm at lane Vernon Elem, School Be assignedto one student who is practicing swimming strokes in very warm water. Fpr more information contact Carol Engberg in the Career Center or cal 553-201L Friends of the UW-Parkside Library to Hold Book Sale The Friends of the UW-Parkside Library will hold a book sale March 22-23 and 25-26. Thousands of books covering a variety of subjects will be available for purchase outside the main entrance to the Library/Learning Center on the following days: March 22-23 (9am-4pm) and March 25-26 (9am-7:30pm). Most books will be priced between $.50 and $1.50. Select books will be offered in a silent auction or at special prices. Funds raised from the sale will be used by the Friends to support the Library's programs and resources. X Kenosha's Newest & Hottest Bar & Restaurant UW-Parkside represented at Model League of Arab States By Gwen Heller Feature Editor While scores of Parkside students head down to the sun and sand of Daytona Beach for Spring Break '91, a different adventure awaits ten internationally-oriented members of the Parkside student body. The 1991 Model League of Arab States will take place in Washington, D.C. from March 13- 16. A delegation sponsored by the Club for International Affairs (CIA) will represent the Republic of Sudan at this national conference. The group will be accompanied by their faculty advisor, Professor Gerald Greenfield, chair of Parkside's International Studies program. The Model League of Arab States is a simulation of the actual organization that consists of 21 members. Founded in 1945, its purpose is to coordinate issues related to Arab development and cooperation. The student delegations will debate resolutions through caucusing in the League's various committees. Parliamentary procedure, forensic skills and a strong background in the history and policies of the represented countries will play significant roles in the success of the simulation. The Parkside team has prepared for their experience through extensive research in the university library combing through various international journals and publications. Professor Greenfield is quick to point out that the "library has been exceedingly helpful". The expertise of international students on campus has been instrumental in gaining insight into the region. In fact, one member of the delegation, Carla Fattah, is a Palestinian. Her imput was incorporated into the preparation of a Palestinian resolution for the Model. Another resource is the knowledge of Dr. Peter Bechtold, a Sudanese specialist from the School of Area Studies at the For eign Service Institute. In a sophisticated display of telecommunications, Dr. Bechtold was able to speak to the group through a conference telephone hook-up giving them valuable information on the Sudan. When the Parkside delegation reaches the capital city, they will be briefed by the Sudanese ambassador at the country's embassy. In addition to a grueling schedule of committee sessions and receptions, the group hopes to make the most of this cultural experience with tours around the city. The Model League of Arab States may not be as widely known as the popular UN or NATO models which Parkside delegations have attended in the past, but this year's contingent is looking for something unique. "The typical response is that we must be crazy, but nonetheless, we expect to find an enriching experience through this," explained Greenfield. "In light of what is occurring the Persian Gulf right now, the Sudan has adopted some uncommon perspectives. In fact, it was opposed to the coalition UW-Parkside delegation to the conference forces." Delegate Steve Murphy explained that "there is a bigger picture involved" in the Middle East than simply the actions of Iraq and their effects on the other nations of the region. "We should see this (Gulf War) was part of something larger." The university should benefit from the experiences of this motivated group upon their return through discussions and lectures that it plans to coordinate for the public. "Little is known on this campus about Islamic and Middle Eastern culture," Greenfield said. A primary goal of the delegation is to alter this deficiency through the recognition of a region that has become widely discussed, yet misunderstood. Doily Specials... •Delicious Food At Reasonable Prices Sunday-Thursday $1.00 -Rump°eminzddy *'^ri"open for Lunch Wednesday thru Sunday -JagerMeister .. T Tue,S,<?ny .,»»•„ ,• u. •Grill open 4:00pm Monday & Tuesday 16 oz. 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For example, on a walk-in basis, help is available with math tutors on the following schedule: Monday 8 - 10am and 12 - 2 pm Tuesday 8 -10 am.l 1 - 2 pm and 5 - 6 pm Wednesday 8 - 1 0 am, 12 - 2 pm and 5-6pm Thursday 8-10am and 11 -2pm Friday 8 -10 am If you are struggling with a paper, walk-in assistance is also Ann Stokman available. Your work can be aat ny stage of the writing process, even if you are still groping for ideas. It may be a term paper, creative writing, or any other writing assignment The assistants in the Writing Center of the ARC are ready to help. Their hours are: Monday 9 am - 7 pm Tuesday 9 am - 7 pm Wednesday 9 am - 7 pm Thursday 9 am - 7 pm Friday 9 am - Noon UW-Parkside Ranger Newspaper Easter Coloring Contest. See page 19 for more details. All seniors are encouraged to atted these Resume Writing Workshops. •Thursday, March 7, 4:30- 6:00 pm, WLLC D182 •Friday, March 8,12:00-1:30 pm, Union 207 •Students should come with notes on employment and education and be ready to compose a resume in this workshop First Annual AEV» "In her footsteps" dB** BP* A Recognition Lunch Time Topic Presented by the Women's Center March 11,1991 Union 104, Noon-lpm. Public attendance is welcome. Bring your own lunch, refreshments will be provided. Volunteer of the Week Ranger photo by Sunni Beeck visits the ARC One-to-one tutoring in other subjects is also available by appointment. Stop at the ARC desk, and the friendly assistants will help you sign up for a tutor. The important point is not to wait too long. Procrastination is the enemy of student success. If your first meeting with a tutor is just before final exams, it will probably be far too late to be of much help to you. Beat the mid-term blues! Let the Academic Resource Cen ter help you. < Peodie Ffamdia is a sophomore in Business Marketing Community Service Progrom since October. Pendie's interest in domestic violence and helping children who ate "atrisk" led her to & volunteer assignment at Women's Harizons in Kenosha. On Wednesday evenings whilethemotbers attends support meeting, the children are given structured activities led by GiGi Mattrer, a staffpersGn* and by volunteer help. Pendie's assistance is very much appreciated by her supervisor, GiGi reports, "Pendie has been^Bd^Mi Shocantalce directions and run with it, Pendte is apositrve support for the kids, especially with the 8* i • -• : . : : , . The,Women's Resource Center in Racine mid the Women's Horizons welcome PendieHamdia volunteer help with the ehildrens* programs: Other impact on the lives of children who have experienced family violence and loss of a home by WjM. 'to 2-3 hours weekly as Pendte has done. 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' • ' : Union Square, 12:15-1:15 pro, BEACH PART YBY0BC: (bring your own. beach cbatr) Mid Main Ps-KX, 3-4:'..U) pm:. : MUSIC: Parkside Wind Ensemble, CART Theatre, noon, free, . . .' ....... . ; .: • ' ... ' . ' . ' ' ' ^ Break pledge sigri up and Bar Guess « all iii Main .Place. * \ J • EowSR • owner (JIVE AWAY • n5*6nttYs. FoR LADifiS •D.T. -at- SnikINTiME ^6C^LLD^RESTLiM<^ MA.RCH ZOVn &dCk IrTTfrhi 3700 MeWUrtEH Rd RKCINE UW-Parkside Jazz Festival features performances and individual clinics A . . . r i : _ L . n J i w f A f m a n w # a t The third annual UW-Parkside Jazz Festival will take place on Saturday, March 9. Twelve bands/ combos from the Racine area will be performing along with the UWParkside Jazz Ensemble. Clinics will also be held throughout the day. Featured adjudicators will beJ amey Aebersold,a renowned jazz educator and saxophonist who revolutionized jazz education from Indiana; John Mose, professional trombonist from Chicago; Bob Rummage, professional drummer from Chicago who has been featured before at Parkside; Mike Gudbaur, bass player from Chicago who wil also be performing int heFestival; Frank Manto oth, jazz educator, pianist, arrangercomposer, and clinician who has written and arranged many jazz favorites such as "Mouse Trap" and "Young and Foolish." What: UW-Parkside Jazz Festival When: Saturday, March 9 Who: Area jazz bands/combos and Parkside's own Jazz band. 8am-12noon 8and performances 10:30 am-12:10 Combo performances 2 pm -3pm Individual instrument clinics 2pm - 4pm General Improvosation clinic All clinics & performances open to public. Cost: $5.00 Also adjudicating will be UWParkside's own Mark Eichner on trumpet. Big band performances and clinics will be held in the Comm Arts Theatre from 8 am-12 pm with Mose and Mantooth adjudicating. Combo performances and clinics will be held in D-l 18 from 10:30am-12:10pm with Aebersold and Rummage adjudicating. Lunch will be served from 12-1 pm followed by the Parkside Jazz Ensemble from 1-2 pm. At 2 pm there will be individual instrument clinics until 3 pm. General improvisations clinic will be held with Jamey Aebersold afterwards until 4 pm. All clinics and performances will be open to the public. Admission will be $5 for the entire day. Soloist to perform with Wind Ensemble News Release Faculty artist Randall Ruback will be the trombone soloist with the UW-Parkside Wind Ensemble in a noon conceit on Wednesday, March 13. The free concert will be in the Communication Arts Theatre. The Wind Ensemble is under the direction of Professor Mark Eichner. Mr. Ruback is in his first year as low brass instructor and director of the Brass Ensemble at UWParkside. Previously, he performed in professional orchestras in Italy and Israel. He was Principal Trombone in the Haifa (Israel) Symphony Orchestra from 1984-86, and he was Principal Trombone of the Municipal Opera Theatre ofTrieste, Italy and the National Radio orchestra of Italy from 1987-89. Since returning to the U.S., Mr. Ruback has performed in the Milwaukee Ballet Orchestra and the Skylight Opera Theatre Orchestra. In his performance with the Wind Ensemble, he will play the Trombone Concerto by Leopold Mozart, father of the legendary Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Also featured on the program is "Suite Francaise" by Darius Milhaud. This music was a gift from the Frenchman to the people of the United States on the successful liberation of France by American troops in World War II. Each of the five movements is titled by the name of a French province, and each utilizes folk tunes from those regions. The "Prelude and Fugue in Eb"byJohann Sebastian Bach,and "The Little English Girl, an Italian march by Davide Delle Cese, complete the program. UW-P Community Band performing March 7 Kenosha, Wis. — Contemporary and baroque music along with showtunes and other symphonic arrangements will be performed during a joint concert by the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Community Band and Belle City Brassworks Thursday, March 7. The concert will be held at 8 pm in UW-Parkside's Communication Arts Theatre. Admission is $4 for the general public and $2 for students, faculty, staff and senior citizens. Program features will include the music "From Every Horizon," by Norman Dello Joio, and "Pageant," by VincentPersichetti. Dello Joio's piece is a "tone" poem to New York City. Themusic reflects the city in pastoral scenes and the commuter and city bustle of New Yorkers. Other selections include "Highlights from Camelot," by Lemer and Loewe, and "Irish Tune" and "Molly on the Shore," by Percy Grainger. TheUW-ParksideCommunity Band, now in its second season, is an outreach program of the UWParkside Music Department. Its purpose is to promote music-making as a lifelong activity and to provide an outlet for artistic growth for area musicians. The Belle City Brassworks, founded in 1987, performs at various civic and private events. Both groups are under the direction of Mark Eichner, associate professor of music at UW-Parkside. .March 7,1991 Entertainment Ranger, Page 17 Big Band sound coming to campus on Tuesday by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor The 1920's were known as the "Dixieland" age, and throughout the entire Big Band era, wonderful music was made. Take a step back in time on Tuesday, March 12 with Big Band Jamboree. The featured performer will be Henry Cuesta, while performances will also be given by String of Pearls, Fran Jeffries, Terry Gibbs and the Jimmy Dorsey Orchestra. Cuesta is currently one of the best known and most highly regarded clarinetists in the country. His career began while he was still in high school and continued through college and the Army. He's had direct contact with Benny Goodman, Buddy Hackett, Lawrence Welk, Bob Crosby, Mel Torme.JackTeagardenandJohnny Carson. His TV credits include "The Lawrence Welk Show", "The Tonight Show" and Canadian television. He has also performed on the Bobby Vinton television special and in a special concert on the steps of-the U.S. Capitol with the U.S. Army Band during the summer of 1982. Cuesta's engaging stage presence and accessible programming have made him a favorite with audiences everywhere. Another headliner, String of Pearls, combines the innovative jazz stylings of Warren Adams, Perry Hart and Katheryne High. The ensemble's three-part harmonies and intricate vocal counterpoint bring a fresh and exciting sound to the music of the Big Band Era. They've appeared with Joan Rivers, Jackie Mason, John Ritter, Henry Winkler, Elizabeth Taylor and Glenn Miller. The third performer, Fran Jeffries, won her First of several amateur talent contests at the age of twelve. Her professional career began at age 16, where she performed for several years with her husband and partner. She later initiated a solo act and has also enjoyed tremendous success on stage, screen television and recordings. Jeffries is known for her special rapport with audiences and has co-starred with Bill Cosby, Lou Rawls, Sammy Davis, Jr., Bob Hope and Elvis Presley. Her many feature film appearances include Sex and the Single Girl, Harum Scarum and A Talent for Loving. One of her popular recordings includes the hit song "It Had Better Be Tonight" from the Film The Pink Panther. Terry Gibbs, the fourth of many talents in the Big Band Jamboree, was First recognized during his childhood as having a remarkable talent as a percussionist. He studied music at age seven, went on tour at age eleven and performed for the next Five years throughout the country, as well as on his father's radio show. During his professional career, Gibbs has performed with the bands of Bill DeArango, Tommy Dorsey, Chubby Jackson, Buddy Rich and Woody Herman. He has the distinction of being the only person ever named in four categories of the Playboy Jazz Club every year since its inception, including Best Vibraphonist, Best Quartet, Best Big Band and Best Bandleader. To date, Gibbs has written over 300 original compositions and recorded over 35 albums on Five labels. The Final performers in the Big Band Jamboree are the Jimmy Dorsey Orchestra, First heard na- Union Square goes acoustic tonight by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor Although they have only been together since 1987, Holiday Ranch is a group to hear. Their unique style of creative folk pop involves catchy lyrics and down-home music. On Thursday, March 7, the Union Square will be hosting this group, starting at 8:30 pm, at no cost to the students. Songwriter Erik Newman started the group when he began laying instrument tracks for ten songs. However, he ran into a slight problem, because although the songs were musically complete, none of them had any vocals. Through contacts he hooked up with Karen Paurus, found their musical tastes compatible, and they were able to release their Fust record, "Holiday Ranch." The group, named after an old farmhouse Newman had lived in, began playing at clubs, schools, and coffeehouses in the Minneapolis area. They were so werlel ceived that they decided to record a demo of their newer material in the acoustic style. It wasn'tmuch longer that they set their aims higher. Last spring. Holiday Ranch added bassist John Holiday Ranch, at the Union Thursday Schech and drummer Dave Russ. With the combined synergistic effect, Holiday Ranch began headlining at clubs and colleges. Their efforts have not gone unnoticed, because Holiday Ranch was recently nominated for three Minnesota Music Awards. Major publishing and label interests tarted looking their way, aiding them in their production of a four-song band demo. With this demo, Holiday Ranch hopes to move closer to a record contract and expand their audience both as a band and as a duo. The tape avoids trite cliches and modem synthesizers, while still maintaining conviction lyrically, as well as musically. Obviously, this is not music heard on Power 95 or WKTI, but it is music worthwhile enough to listen to them perform in the Union Square on Thursday, March 7, at 8:30 pm. There's no admission charge, so stop by after class and relax! tionwide on the Kraft Music Hall radio series in the early 1930's. They were allotted a three-minute spot which was supposed to feature all its stars. The music from that segment was recorded and became so popular that the band's third album, Green Eyes, sold ninety thousand copies in the first few days of its release, a remarkable feat during that time because sale of twenty thousand copies was considered a big seller. With Dorsey's exciting alto String of Pearls saxophone renditions, their tradition of excellence still continues today. Your chance to see alol f these famous musiciansa t once willc ome on Tuesday, March 12. The Big Band Jamboree will take place in the Communication Arts Theatre at8pm. Tickets are $4 for Parkside students, and $12 for othesr. At $4 a ticket, you can't miss this opportunity to reminiscence over one of the most remarkable musical eras in our history. Please: Be careful over spring break, and have fun! Mere's Yamn0 (CDn&ime© The Ranger is now accepting applications for the position of Editor-in-Chief for the 1991-92 academic year. Applications may be picked up in the Ranger office located in the coffee shoppe area, room WLLCD139C. Application Deadline April 5, noon. Holiday Ranch creative folk pop TONIGHT Thursday, March 7,1991 Union Square 8:30pm FREE "Bells" an unusual mix of sight and sound By Scott Schuleit "The Imperial Bells of China," offered an exciting night and a unique experience for everyone who came to the Communication Arts Theatre to see the show. The show was a live theatrical event that mixed authentic music, lavish costuming, classical poetry and choreography of ancient China. The performance was the fourth production of UWParkside's 1990- 91 Accent on Enrichment series. While watching the opening selection, entitled "Welcoming the Spring," the audience was struck by the ornately styled gold and silver dress. Also, the musical inPHOTO SAFARI IN EAST AFRICA June 14 - 28,1991 struments being played had an unusual appearance, although the sounds emanating from the instruments were pleasant. The main feature of the music was the selection of bells being played. The Imperial Bells are replicas of chime bells discovered by archaeologists after the excavation of a nobleman's tomb 12 years ago in the Hubei Province of China. In uncovering the tomb, a magnificent "music chamber" was discovered containing over 120 musical instruments, which were buried for more than 2,400 years. Exact replicas of the instruments and the grand "chime bells," were made by the Hubei Song and Dance Ensemble. The 64 bronze bells, which weigh four and onehalf tons and have a range of five and a half octaves, provide the musical accompaniment to the Few places in the world have captured the Imagination of so many as have Kenya and Tanzania. Join UWParkside and experienced wildlife photographer, Stuart Rubner on this vacation of a lifetime! This safari includes visits to both countries, morning and afternoon game drives where you'll come face to face with incredible wildlife, deluxe accommodations throughout, and unique shopping and dining experiences. ensemble's performance. The event was quite a fascinating mixture of sounds, colors and dance. More than thirty members of the Hubei Song and Dance Ensemble recreated the music and dances of China's earliest emperors. Most of the scenes involved some type of dancing and it was quite excellent. The dance ensemble was highly skilled, making them exciting to watch. The dancing forms moved in fluid motion as if they were floaint g, and the female dancers were incredibly nimble and elegant After a thrilling show, the musicians gave an encore of classical American folk songs, playing on traditional Chinese instruments. They ended the evening with their version of "Jingle Bells." This was the final song and was concluded with a standing ovation by an enthusiastic crowd. Overall, the night was unforgettable due to the colorful costumes, ethnic sounds and the precise dancers. King Ralph - Goodman's royal comedy a winner by David Wick Staff Writer John Goodman has been making films for years, although most people know him from T.V.'s hit sitcom "Roseanne" as the funny father figure Dan Conner. For those of you who have been living in caves for the last few years, "Roseanne" is thec omedy on ABC that stars Roseanne Barr. If you don't know who Roseanne Barr is, then crack open the latest issue of the National Enquirer, where intimate details of her life (things you wouldn't tell your mother) are chronicled weekly. Just to name a handful, here are some of Goodman's films; Raising Arizona, Sea of Love, The Big Easy, Always, and Arachnophobia. All of these are great films to watch, and with only the exception of Arachnophobia, all of these are on video. Goodman steals almost every scene that he is in with his great comic ability, yet King Ralph is his first starring role and it will most certainly not be his last. It was recently reported that Goodman will star in the upcoming live action version of The Flintstones with Steven Spielberg set to direct. Danny DeVito will play Barney Rubble. This sounds like a hit already. In King Ralph, Goodman plays a nightclub singer in Las Vegas. After a photography mishap, the entire royal family of England is wiped out Goodman's character, Ralph Jones, is sought out as the sole remaining royal descendent and he becomes King Ralph. Goodman as the king of England is funny in itself, and Goodman adds charm and a sence of childlike wonder. His character never seems to know what's going on, yet hea lways comes outo n top. I believe that Goodman will get better as he gets more starring roles. John Hurt plays a sterotypical English bad guy, and his character is the weakest of all those in the story. Stereotypes are boring and Hurt is much better than he shows here. Peter O'Toole plays Willingham, the man who trys to teach Goodman how to be a good king, and in a sense, he teaches him to grow up. O'Toole is always good and this is no exception. There was a pleasant surprise with Camille Coduri who plays Miranda, a stripper with stage fright who attracts the attention of the new king. She mostrecently played a shortsighted waitress in the comedy Nuns On the Run. King Ralph is good comedy with a few laughs, a decent little love story, and few problems. I highly Goodman cuts loose reccommend this film for John Goodman fans, but if you don't like him, you probably won't like this film. With all of Goodman's recent success, I would think there would not be anyone who dislikes him. I give this film 3 stras outo f 4. -Ranger, Page 18 Entertainment March 7,1991 The total package price for this excursion Is just $4450, which Includes pre-departure seminars that will prepare you for your safari experience. Stu Rubner will be with you throughout your adventure to offer photographic instruction and advice. For further information call Dr. Rubner at 553-2576. For a free brochure and registration Information call Continuing Education at 553-2312. THERE'S HOPE- WE CARE 24 HOUR HOTLINE 414-658-2222 FREE PREGNANCY TEST FREE COUNSELING ON OPTIONS COMPLETE CONFIDENTIALITY BABY & MATERNITY CLOTHES CRISIS PREGNANCY CENTER 2222 ROOSEVELT RD. KENOSHA Name RANGER COLORING CONTEST DEADLINEFOK ALL EN IKIES IS MARCH 15IHAI NOON. Address JUDGES WILL BE PROFESSORS FROM THE ART DEPARTMENT. Phone ENTRIES WILL BE JUDGED ON CREATIVITY. CASH PRIZES WILL BE AWARDED: Major 1ST-$25 2ND -$15 3RF-$10 Year WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED IN THE MARCH 28 RANGER. RANGER STAEF MEMBERS ARE NUE ELIGIBLE. Ranger, Page 20 Classified March 7,1991 To place classified advertising in the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger Newspaper, stop in the Ranger office located in room D139C in the Wyllie Library ear i g , x o the Coffee Shoppe. Deadline for classified advertising is 3:00pm Monday prior to publication. All classified ads placed by full or part time UW-Parkside students are e per wee run. classified ads placed by anyone other than UW-Parkside students are $5.00 per week run. Payment must accompany order. If an error occurs, the ad will be run tree ot cnarge e 0 °wing week. No refunds. The University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger and its employees, staff and members are not responible for the content of a dvertisng placedI by its customers. 0 UWParkside Ranger reserves the right to refuse to publish any advertising at its descretion. Please direct all inquiries to the UW-Parkside Ranger Business Manager at (414) 553-2295. CLUB EVENTS Parkside Airborne Rangers Association (PARA skydiving club) meets every Wed. at noon in Moln 163. Pi Sigma Epsilon will hold its spring spectacular raffle drawing on Wednesday, March 13th at noon in upper Main Place. Small prizes will be raffled off to those attending the drawing. PARA (skydiving club) will show a 45 min. video on skydiving at its Wed., March 13 th meeting. FOR SALE Correction! The infamous Philco fridge is not brown it's "coppertone." Still $100 or best offer. Excellent condition. Call 654-0095 after 4:30 pm. The Apple Scribe Printer is ready to go! A steal at $45 dollars. Call 654-0095 after 4:30 pm. 1987 Dodge Shadow 5 speed, loaded, good condition, call 553-2320 (day) or 634-3052 (evenings). Kyosho Raider radio controlled car over 200 sm/h! $250 value. Drive it away for $175 or best offer. Callx2872 and leave message for John. Puppies, white shepherd - black lab mix, 4 females and 1 male. Call 694-3009. I FUND RAISING Best fundraiser on-campus! Is your fraternity, sorority or club interested in earning $500 to $1,000 for a one week, on-campus marketing FUNDRAISING project? You must be well organized and hard working. Call Lena at (800) 592-2121, ext. 115. HELP WANTED Tremendous summer job! Outstanding boys' sports camp in Wisconsin's beautiful northwoods looking for counselors in tennis, golf, volleyball, swimming, waterskiing, baseball, basketball, archery, riflery, woodworking. Great facilities, food. Salary and benefits. Call 1- 800-236-CAMP. Wanted: Anyone willing to locate prospects or do parttime telemarketing. 1) No training needed 2) Bonuses and incentives offered 3) Possible future position. Call Gary (414) 421-9350. MISCELLANEOUS Any campus opinion surveys can be returned to the Information Desk or WLLC 346. For more information, call Dona at x2660. PERSONALS Exam secret! Raise that GPA now! Report tells how. Guaranteed. $5 postage paid. Book Bazaar; Dept. PR; 5310 32nd Xve; Kenosha, WI 53144! TA-Josh-Lem-Ted-Mike- Len, did you figure it out yet? Nagh-ney, I love you na-na. To BBQ #2: Have you gotten anything lately? The last one didn't have to shave his stash. PERSONALS Lem - how was your tour of Chicago? Rm.forrent Student wanted to share 3 rm. apt in Kenosha, computer available. Includes utilities. $215 mo 654-9101. Toliver and Williams - Feb. is 28 days. Boo-hoo. You guys cry so much into this paper, that we should call it "The Kleenex." LA Lightside. HAVE WE GOT A SUMMER JOB FOR YOU! •Room to Room 'Grounds Crew 'Conference Assistant 'Pointers •Custodian •Desk Receptionists For more information, contact the Residence Life Office, Apt 4C, 553-2320. You can't beat our credit cards! MasterCard and Visa • 14.8% Annual Percentage Rate • $ 5.00 Annual Fee • 25 day grace period Serving all UW-Parkside employees and students ^AT0fis Tallent Hall - Room 286 MC|JA j 553-2150 9:30-4:00 % 3 INTERN OPPORTUNITY FOR STUDENTS INTERESTED IN THE HOME OFFICE SERVICE SIDE OF THE INSURANCE INDUSTRY NORTHWESTERN MUTUAL LIFE, 10th largest life insurance company in the U.S., is looking for second semester sophomores or junior level students with a Business or Liberal Arts major who are interested in a seven month (summer and one semester) Insurance Intern position. The assignment is in one of our large insurance service departments located in the Milwaukee Home Office at 720 E. Wisconsin Avenue. (Additional information and the intern requirements are available in the Career Development Center.) CAMPUS RECRUITING DATE: TUESDAY, MARCH 26, 1991 |Southport Rigging 2926 75th St [Kenosha 652-5434 lutuar Dig"1 Equal Opportunity Employer Committed to Affirmative Action 33 3 3 3 3 =3 3 3 i 3 3 Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. For more information see, http://dublincore.org/documents/dces/. Title A name given to the resource The Parkside Ranger, Volume 19, issue 21, March 7, 1991 Description An account of the resource Student newspaper of the University of Wisconsin-Parkside, Kenosha, Wis. 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