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            <text>MF- University of Wisconsin-Parkside Ranger&#13;
Kenosha, Wisconsin Volume 1% Number 5&#13;
J. iir iiiwuaiiwin oriflEK rarcrssass,'•&amp;&amp;»- CftWHWIlfait- UW-Parkside mourns loss of dedicated student&#13;
by Dan Chiappetta&#13;
News Editor&#13;
Joel Klepel, a UW-Parkside&#13;
junior, passed away on September&#13;
27, 1990. Klepel, from Racine,&#13;
committed suicide when he inhaled&#13;
carbon monoxide by locking himself&#13;
in his home garage and levaing&#13;
his car motor running. Klepel, who&#13;
once before tried to commit suicide,&#13;
was 20. v&#13;
"He was always so intense, so&#13;
up. There was no room for failure,"&#13;
said Tom Neubauer, a UWParkside&#13;
student, about Klepel. "He&#13;
always had time for others."&#13;
"It's strange. He was there,&#13;
and now he's not there anymore,"&#13;
said Chris Daniel, a UW-Parkside&#13;
junior who worked with Klepel.&#13;
Klepel, a Chemistry major,&#13;
was very involved in his community&#13;
and at UW-Parkside.&#13;
"He was a veryn ice guy," said&#13;
Chris Frey, a UW-Parkside junior.&#13;
At UW-Parkside, Klepel&#13;
worked in the Academic Research&#13;
Center as a math tutor and he was&#13;
also a volunteer reader for the blind.&#13;
In the Racine area he was a vacation&#13;
bible teacher, baseball coach,&#13;
member of the Experimental Aircraft&#13;
Association, and belonged to,&#13;
the bell choir of Trinity Lutheran&#13;
Church.&#13;
According to Cherie Helt, a&#13;
UW-Parkside junior who worked&#13;
• wi th Klepel in the Center, Klepel&#13;
was very interested in "fires" and&#13;
"aviation."&#13;
"He loved to go to fires. He'd&#13;
listen to the scanner and when he&#13;
heard a fire, he would go take pictures,"&#13;
stated Helt. "He also loved&#13;
airplanes."&#13;
Helt explained that Klepel&#13;
never mentioned a word about&#13;
committing suicide.&#13;
"I was extremely surprised,"&#13;
said Helt.&#13;
Latesha Jude, who worics in&#13;
the Academic Research Center, was&#13;
also surprised. "I was shocked,"&#13;
stated Jude, a UW-Parkside&#13;
sophmore. "He always seemed&#13;
happy."&#13;
It's too late toc hange Klepel's&#13;
decision, but it's not too late to let&#13;
others know that if they're going&#13;
through a bad time in their lives,&#13;
there are professionals on campus&#13;
and off campus that can help. These&#13;
people are willing to listen and&#13;
offer advice.&#13;
UW-Parkside's Learning Assistance&#13;
and Counseling offers&#13;
personal counseling. The professional&#13;
staff provides short-term&#13;
counseling related to stress, depression,&#13;
alcohol and drug abuse,&#13;
Joel Klepel&#13;
family disharmony, relationship vicesalsoprovidesprofessionaland&#13;
problems and difficulty adjusting&#13;
to college.&#13;
UW-Parkside's Health Ser-&#13;
Free caffeine pills cause concern for student health&#13;
by Kelly McKissick&#13;
Staff Writer&#13;
The widespread distribution of&#13;
Vivarin, a caffeine stimulant, in&#13;
Follett bookstore promotional&#13;
sample packages has raised health&#13;
concerns with Student Health Services&#13;
and administration.&#13;
Vivarin's caffeine content,&#13;
according to package information,&#13;
is equal to two cups of coffee. The&#13;
potential danger with this product&#13;
lies in abuse or use in combination&#13;
with other caffeine products, such&#13;
as coffee or soda.&#13;
According to Sandra Riese,&#13;
director of StudentHealth Services,&#13;
use of Vivarin and other caffeine&#13;
stimulants can increase the heart&#13;
rate and sensitivity of the nervous&#13;
system and decrease the ability to&#13;
concentrate. Riese's concern with&#13;
the presence of Vivarin in the&#13;
sample packages is thatshe doesn't&#13;
want use of these products promoted&#13;
on campus through mass&#13;
distribution.&#13;
Although the campus bookstore&#13;
currently sells a similar product,&#13;
No-Doz, it is not a product that&#13;
is being handed out to students, as&#13;
in the promotional packages. "I&#13;
understand that people will do what&#13;
Sandra Riese&#13;
they want, but I don't recommend&#13;
widespread distribution. I don't&#13;
feel that students realize the danger&#13;
of using [stimulants and other caffeine&#13;
products] together. Yourbody&#13;
gets so wired that you lose your&#13;
ability to concentrate," she said.&#13;
Steve McLaughlin, director of&#13;
Student Life, stated that the packages&#13;
were part ofa national promotion&#13;
by the Follett company. It was&#13;
up to each campus to decide if they&#13;
wished to have the packages distributed.&#13;
Although he admitted&#13;
that the contents of the packages&#13;
were not closely examined, he said,&#13;
"If the company plans on using this&#13;
type of promotion again, we would&#13;
want to see what will be in the&#13;
packages first, and consider&#13;
whether or not we wish to participate,&#13;
especially ift he contents could&#13;
be considered offensive to anyone."&#13;
"Our concern was that there&#13;
was something of value in them for&#13;
students in the form of coupons&#13;
and other types of samples,"&#13;
McLaughlin stated. "However, I&#13;
don't think that we should be promoting&#13;
the use of [caffeine stimulants]&#13;
and it is something that we&#13;
need to re-evaluate."&#13;
Riese said an effort was made&#13;
to have the, Vi varin samples removed&#13;
from packages that were&#13;
not yet distributed, but the Follett&#13;
company stated that it did not have&#13;
the manpower to change the contents.&#13;
Lorraine Meyer, a Student&#13;
Health nurse, explained that there&#13;
were a few students on campus last&#13;
semester who ended up having serious&#13;
health problems because they&#13;
abused caffeine stimulants in addition&#13;
to consuming other types of&#13;
caffeine. Meyer feels that because&#13;
of widespread distribution, many&#13;
more students may take the product&#13;
"They may not have necessarily&#13;
thought of using Vivarin before,&#13;
but it has been made avaiblale&#13;
to them. It would be best if stuconfidential&#13;
counseling related to&#13;
drugs and alcohol.&#13;
See Student, page 13&#13;
dents just disposed of the samples,"&#13;
she said.&#13;
"If we're promoting a drugfree&#13;
campus, we should not be mass&#13;
distributing these types of things,"&#13;
Riese commented. Meyer added,&#13;
"We want students to make good&#13;
choices, and we don't advocate the&#13;
use of Vivarin or any excessive&#13;
amounts of caffeine."&#13;
Editorial .Page 2&#13;
PSGA Report Page 3&#13;
Devil's Advocate....Page 3&#13;
Gabe's Gab ..Page 4&#13;
Sports Page 7&#13;
Counselor's Corner.Page 8&#13;
International Page 14&#13;
Volunteer. Page 15&#13;
This Week Pagel7&#13;
Classifieds Page20&#13;
Ranger, Page 2 Editorial October 4,1990&#13;
Letters to the Editor&#13;
OK NOW—YOU RING&#13;
THE DOORBELL, AND&#13;
LET'S GET THE HELL&#13;
OUT OF HERE!&#13;
To the Editor&#13;
Why call your black sister a&#13;
female dog or your black brother a&#13;
mother f;.... If you open your eyes&#13;
and observe, that's all you have at&#13;
UW-Parkside. What I'm saying is&#13;
let's be there for one another and&#13;
quit being ignorant. All we do is&#13;
make ourselves look bad and the&#13;
other people just have a big laugh.&#13;
No one likes to be embarassed or&#13;
made a fool of, so if we straighten&#13;
up now, they'll have nothing to&#13;
say. Let's get on with our lives and&#13;
be positive role models for the upcoming&#13;
generation of blacks. Let's&#13;
also be competitive and challenge&#13;
our classmates. We already have&#13;
our foot in the door, so don' t let the&#13;
door hit ya where the good lord&#13;
split ya. Now wouldn't that be&#13;
better than fighting one another&#13;
and cursing each other.&#13;
I end this by saying pe ace, and&#13;
be down for your crown no matter&#13;
what anyone has to say.&#13;
by Chris Toliver&#13;
To the Editor&#13;
There's a different kind of racism&#13;
pervading the campus nowadays.&#13;
It's not racism against Afro-&#13;
Americans (although that still is&#13;
very predominant), but racism&#13;
against the smaller cultures that&#13;
make up the student population,&#13;
like Kenyans and people of Middle&#13;
- Eastern cultures.&#13;
So far I havn't seen any literature&#13;
circulating dealing with&#13;
this like the pamphlets that have&#13;
popped up on campus in the past&#13;
proclaiming "Save America for the&#13;
White Race." This kind of racism&#13;
is a little more subtle than that, like&#13;
snubbing someone because they&#13;
look Palestinian. Ever notice how&#13;
there's always a table in the coffee&#13;
shop or cafeteria occupied by minority&#13;
students only, whether they&#13;
are Indian, Nairobian, or Afro-&#13;
Ajnerican, and all Anglo-Saxons&#13;
seem to stay clear of that table?&#13;
After the International Club&#13;
See Letters, page 4&#13;
From the desk of the Editor&#13;
Many students have been questioning student fees lately, so I am&#13;
going to attempt to answer some of those inquiries. Every semester you&#13;
by pay student fees which are part of your tuition payment. This year,&#13;
Craig students will pay $126 for student fees and $764.50 for tuition.&#13;
Simpkms The next most asked question is who distributes student fees. It is&#13;
called the Segregated University Fees Allocation Committee. This&#13;
committee consists of eight members: six senators and two student-at-large seats. This is a very important&#13;
committee because they are responsible for over one mil lion dollars in funding. SUFAC distributes student fees&#13;
according to projected needs to the five largest organizations and to many other services available on campus.&#13;
If we didn't have segregated fees we wouldn't have student organizations to serve our needs. The Parkside&#13;
Student Gov erme n t is here tod efend your student rights; without PSGA, there woudl be no organization standing&#13;
up for the students. The Ranger newspaper informs the students of campus issues and events; without them you&#13;
would be uninformed on many issues. The Parkside Activities Board is here to bring you campus events on&#13;
campus; without them you would be more bored than you awrei th the present number ofa vailable activities. The&#13;
Student Organizations Council is the umbrella organization for over 40 clubs on campus; without SOC there&#13;
wouldn't be any funding available for clubs on campus. The Parkside Adult Student Alliance is on campus as&#13;
a peer support group for non-traditional students; without them there wouldn't be a meetingplace for adult&#13;
students. There are also many services offered on campus; many other resources are covered in this weeks&#13;
Counselor's Corner.&#13;
Students have also questioned whether segregated fees should be optional. This option would mean that&#13;
about one hundred students would pay segregated fees, because no matter how much effort organizations at this&#13;
institution expend cm programming, students still don't attend many events. There isn'tany way to avoid students&#13;
fees. You are supporting services on campus with student fees, so you should use offered services as much as&#13;
possible, attend sponsored events, and use the entire university experience to its greatest advantage. More&#13;
importantly than the amount of student fees that we pay is the benefit derived from what we do pay. What we&#13;
have said, and will continue to say, is get involved and make the most of UW-Parkside and what it has to offer.&#13;
University of Wisconsin-Parkside&#13;
Ranger&#13;
Member of the Associated Collegiate Press&#13;
General Staff:&#13;
Donald Andrewski, Gabe Kluka, Jim Newcomb, RufusThorne, David&#13;
Doherty, Mona Shannon, Lisa Vopal, John Taylor, David Wick, Bill&#13;
Hawkins, Jeff Bromstad, Latesha Jude, Kelly McKissick, Sara Kahl,&#13;
Mike McKowen, Kimberly Tenerelli, Chris Deguire, Susan Luedkes I&#13;
Subscription rate for one year is $5.00. Please address all correspondence to&#13;
Ranger&#13;
UW-Parkside&#13;
Wood Road Box 2000&#13;
Kenosha. Wl 53141-2000&#13;
Editorial Office (414)553-2287&#13;
Business Office (414) 553-2295&#13;
News Editor&#13;
Dan Chiappetta&#13;
International Editor&#13;
Gwen Heller&#13;
Feature Editor&#13;
Katie Knight&#13;
Entertainment Editor&#13;
Dawn Mailand&#13;
Sports Editor&#13;
Jeff Lemmermann&#13;
Asst. Sports Editors i&#13;
Jeff Reddick&#13;
Ted Mclntyre&#13;
Copy Editor&#13;
Tod McCarthy&#13;
Asst. Copy Editor&#13;
Franca Savaglio&#13;
Layout Editor&#13;
Scott Singer&#13;
Editor-in-Chief&#13;
Craig A. Simpkins&#13;
Business Manager&#13;
Kenneth J. Schuh&#13;
Advertising Manager&#13;
Terri Fortney&#13;
Advertising Representative&#13;
Heather McGee&#13;
Public Relations&#13;
Greg Lebrick&#13;
Photo Editor&#13;
Don Prange&#13;
Photographers&#13;
Sunni Beeck&#13;
Todd Goers&#13;
Henry Cornett&#13;
Cartoonists&#13;
Paul Berge&#13;
Chris Ingram&#13;
Glen Kelly&#13;
Advisors&#13;
Stuart Rubner&#13;
Jan Nowak&#13;
• October 4,1990 Opinion Ranger, Page 3&#13;
The Devil's Advocate&#13;
A day in the life of a college student&#13;
by&#13;
Donald R.&#13;
Andrewski&#13;
Last Wednesday I arose at&#13;
sunrise and looked out of my bedroom&#13;
window. Remembering the&#13;
old adage about healthy, wealthy&#13;
and wise, I indeed feltas if I had the&#13;
world by the throat. Stretching, I&#13;
inhaled a deep breath of clean air&#13;
(as clean as it is going to get) and&#13;
began my day.&#13;
After conducting all of my&#13;
business, I arrived on campus after&#13;
10:00 am and began the ritual of&#13;
orbiting the parking lots searching&#13;
for a parking place. With the skill&#13;
and dexterity of a demo-derby&#13;
driver, I out-maneuvered several&#13;
people and secured a place. There&#13;
is a definite advantage to driving a&#13;
rolling wreck. People with new cars&#13;
won't mess with someone who&#13;
drives a car that looks like a modem&#13;
art masterpiece.&#13;
As I mused to myself, I began&#13;
to think that there has to be a better&#13;
way. As I surveyed the landscape,&#13;
I wondered why UW-Parkside&#13;
couldn't build tri-level parking&#13;
ramps, like they have in downtown&#13;
Racine. Even one such facility in&#13;
the Union parking lot would increase&#13;
the number of available&#13;
parking spaces by approximately&#13;
150% (my estimate), and could be&#13;
done without endangering the prairie&#13;
or woodland areas.&#13;
Once I arrived on campus, I&#13;
discovered that the Coffee Shoppe&#13;
does not make french fries before&#13;
11:00 am. Now let's get real here.&#13;
We are college students, that peculiar&#13;
breed of individuals who never&#13;
sleep and eat cold pizza and french&#13;
fries for breakfast. Are the food&#13;
services trying to rob us of our&#13;
identity as college students or&#13;
merely preparing us for the real&#13;
world where corporate power&#13;
breakfasts do not include cold pizza&#13;
and french fries? In any event, I&#13;
believe that fries should be available&#13;
way before 11:00.&#13;
Sensing that this day was going&#13;
nowhere fast, I stopped to get a&#13;
drink of water. As I approached&#13;
the bubbler (water fountain for you&#13;
folks from Minnesota), the unit began&#13;
squirting waterbefore I touched&#13;
it As I stood there in mild bewilderment&#13;
trying to figure out this&#13;
mechanism, I noticed that the new&#13;
bubblers now have sensing devices&#13;
that detect something two feet in&#13;
front of it and automatically activate.&#13;
Are the students that stupid&#13;
that they can no longer operate the&#13;
bubblers? Why did the school waste&#13;
the money on these new units?&#13;
Why don't they save their money&#13;
and spend it on something more&#13;
worthwhile, suchaspaikingramps?&#13;
Other unanswered questions:&#13;
Park without a permit and it&#13;
costs five bucks; park with an expired&#13;
permit and it costs ten bu cks.&#13;
Why? It seems to me that both are&#13;
equivalent in that the driver does&#13;
not have a valid permit&#13;
Why do women get menopause?&#13;
Shouldn't they get&#13;
"womenopause"?&#13;
An American can join the&#13;
French Foreign Legion but a&#13;
Frenchman cannot join the American&#13;
Legion. I wonder why?&#13;
With all of the paperwork college&#13;
students have to fill out for&#13;
class registration and financial aid,&#13;
shouldn't we get college credit for&#13;
it?&#13;
Parkside Student Government Association&#13;
Suggestion box or garbage can?&#13;
by Jill Jensen&#13;
PSGA Senator&#13;
Parkside Student Government&#13;
Association is your voice. PSGA&#13;
watches and listens to what is happening&#13;
on campus. Every week&#13;
PSGA writes an article for the&#13;
Ranger to keep you, the students,&#13;
informed about your campus.&#13;
You may have concerns or&#13;
suggestions about the campus and&#13;
this is where PSGA can help. PSGA&#13;
has two suggestion boxes: one in&#13;
Molinaro and the other in Comm.&#13;
Arts. They are green with black&#13;
lettering. You can not miss them!&#13;
These boxes are for the students to&#13;
use for questions and suggestions,&#13;
and PSGA will answer them as&#13;
quickly and as accurately as possible.&#13;
Now that you know where and&#13;
what the PSGA suggestion boxes&#13;
look like, please use them wisely.&#13;
PSGA provides the students these&#13;
boxes in order to help resolve student&#13;
problems. But all we have&#13;
found is garbage thrown into them.&#13;
I mentioned to all of you that you&#13;
can not miss them so do not use&#13;
them as garbage cans. I do believe&#13;
college students can distinguish&#13;
between PSGA boxes and garbage&#13;
cans, so let's put the garbage where&#13;
it belongs and use the suggestion&#13;
boxes for the benefit of all students.&#13;
You get out of education what&#13;
you put into it. If you feel your&#13;
campus is garbage, then that is all it&#13;
will ever amount to.&#13;
The suggestion box iso ne way&#13;
to voice a concern and another way&#13;
is to attend committee meetings on&#13;
campus. Committee meetings:&#13;
Admissions, Records and Student&#13;
Information Committee, Friday,&#13;
October 5th, 9 am, Moln D131;&#13;
and Student Services Committee,&#13;
Wednesday, 12 pm, Comm. Arts&#13;
142.&#13;
We also need a student on the&#13;
Committee on Teaching and one&#13;
student on Course and Curriculum&#13;
Cftmmiugg.&#13;
All students should also be&#13;
concerned about MRF. MRF is the&#13;
Mandatory Refundable Fee which&#13;
is the required amount taken out of&#13;
every student's tuition. This fee is&#13;
currently 50 cents and this fee is for&#13;
United Council's spending money.&#13;
It is called Ref undable because each&#13;
student, upon request, can be reimbursed&#13;
if you write to UC.&#13;
It has now been decided by&#13;
United Council General Assembly&#13;
that the MRF be raised to 75 cents&#13;
per student. Once this resolution&#13;
was passed, it went to each campus's&#13;
student government to be&#13;
passed. Parkside's student government&#13;
chose not to pass the fee&#13;
increase! However, it went back to&#13;
United Council as a consensus and&#13;
the 25 cents increase was passed.&#13;
Parkside abstained. Now this resolution&#13;
has to go to the Regents, and&#13;
if approved, it goes to Governor&#13;
Thompson. If he passes this 25&#13;
cents increase then this raise will&#13;
be tacked on to everyone's tuition.&#13;
This once again shows what little&#13;
input the students have when it&#13;
comes to tuition,&#13;
Get involved! Get involved!&#13;
This is being heard and seen everywhere.&#13;
Getting involved with&#13;
campus events can be very rewarding.&#13;
An activity that is coming up&#13;
shortly is EXCEL. This is a leadership&#13;
adventure being held October&#13;
13 - 14. EXCEL will improve&#13;
your communications skills, interpersonal&#13;
skills, organizational&#13;
skills, and leadership skills. This&#13;
can apply to everyone since our&#13;
college days are suppose to get us&#13;
ready for our future careers. The&#13;
cost of EXCEL is only $10. The&#13;
deadline for EXCEL is October&#13;
5th. Pick up your registration form&#13;
in the Student Activities Office,&#13;
Union 209.&#13;
Senate meeting minutes&#13;
Called to order at 12:09 pm.&#13;
Roll call&#13;
Senators: E. Jensen, J. Jensen, T.&#13;
Jensen, Jude(E), Olson, Riccio,&#13;
Rosier, Sikora, Yee, Nephew&#13;
Guests: Don -Mathes, Michael&#13;
Johnson, Gene Desotell, Craig&#13;
Simpkins Eric Bovee, Tobin&#13;
Lindblom, Steve McLaughlin&#13;
Executive Branch: Bill Horner,&#13;
Maggie Frymire&#13;
Motion Sikora/Olson 9/28/90 :1&#13;
To approve the minutes of the&#13;
previous meeting.&#13;
Passes 9-0-0&#13;
Report of the President (Horner)&#13;
Motion Sikora/Yee 9/28/90:2 To&#13;
approve the delegation of Mario&#13;
Riccio to PUAB at- large seat and&#13;
Craig Simpkins PUAB as PSGA&#13;
representative.&#13;
Passes 9-0-0&#13;
-We need to purchase a new&#13;
tape recorder that picks up&#13;
everyone's voice clearly.&#13;
-Because the copy machine has&#13;
been overused, we will ask everyone&#13;
to do all of their copying on the&#13;
ditto machine because the cost is&#13;
minimal.&#13;
-Oct. 2nd at 3:30 pm, there will be&#13;
a Faculty/Senate meeting and we&#13;
need support from the student body&#13;
to attend and to ask questions.&#13;
Report of the Vice-President&#13;
(Gary Nephew, Pro-Tempore sitting&#13;
in for Chris Daniel)&#13;
Written report&#13;
Motion Olson/Sikora 9/28/90 :3&#13;
To approve the allocation of $30.95&#13;
for refreshments being served for&#13;
Political Awareness Week.&#13;
Passes 9-0-0&#13;
Report of Pro-Tempore (Nephew)&#13;
-Tobin I *- idblom gives final report&#13;
on his inicm project&#13;
Motion J Jensen/Yee9/28/90:4 To&#13;
approve the intern project by Tobin&#13;
Lindblom.&#13;
Passes 8-0-1&#13;
-Lindblom sworn in officially as a&#13;
senator.&#13;
-Political Awareness Week is next&#13;
week so we need people to help&#13;
register others to vote.&#13;
Legislative Affairs Committee&#13;
(Olson)&#13;
Written report&#13;
Report of U.C. Presidents&#13;
(TJensen)&#13;
Written report&#13;
Report of U.C. Women's Affairs&#13;
(Jude)&#13;
Written report&#13;
Unfinished business&#13;
-Motion Riccio/T Jensen9/28/90:5&#13;
Toallocate$25.00forGregLebrick&#13;
for his work on the PSGA brochures.&#13;
Passes 9-0-0&#13;
Meetings for the following week:&#13;
-Election Committee every&#13;
Wednesday 12:30 pm in PSGA&#13;
office&#13;
-Student Service Wednesday, Oct.&#13;
10, at noon in C.A.142&#13;
-Faculty/Senate Oct. 2,3:30 pm in&#13;
Moln. D137&#13;
October 4,1990&#13;
Parkside's monster - a battle plan&#13;
by&#13;
Gabe&#13;
\ 's ' Kluka&#13;
Every once in awhile, you must&#13;
sit and ponder the mysteries of the&#13;
universe. Recently, as I sat pondering&#13;
over the Sunday paper, I&#13;
came across a shocking headline,&#13;
"Loch Ness monster may have&#13;
relative in Lake Erie" (pardon me&#13;
if I misquoted). I started to think on&#13;
this a little bit, and suddenly I was&#13;
hit with a terrifying revelation:&#13;
Parkside probably has a monster.&#13;
For those of you foolish&#13;
enough to scoff at me, don't say I&#13;
didn't warn you. For the rest of my&#13;
faithful readers, I challenge you to&#13;
test my evidence. If you find it&#13;
convincing, report to Student&#13;
Health Services immediately for a&#13;
psychological evaluation.&#13;
The monster I speak of lives&#13;
underneath the various soda machines&#13;
around campus. I'm almost&#13;
positive that it spends most of its&#13;
time in Molinaro. The reason I suspect&#13;
this is because of the secretions&#13;
it leaves by the soda machines.&#13;
I know that most of you&#13;
won't believe me, but you've got&#13;
to listen!&#13;
The secretions are little brown&#13;
sticky circles that look like spilled&#13;
soda. You're probably screaming&#13;
at the top of your lungs, "That's&#13;
because it is soda, Gabe! You&#13;
bonehead!" Believe me, please, I&#13;
know what I'm talking about.&#13;
The fine students of Parkside&#13;
are smart enough to dump their&#13;
overfilled sodas into the grate on&#13;
the bottom of the machine. Besides&#13;
that, if they did happen to spill,&#13;
there aren apkins only ten feeta way&#13;
from any machine on campus, and&#13;
I'm sure they would clean their&#13;
messes up, so this eliminates them&#13;
entirely from the picture.&#13;
Now thatl've proved this thing&#13;
exists, we have to get rid of it,&#13;
because I am certain it is responsible&#13;
for the disappearance of the freshmen&#13;
who never are seen again after&#13;
their first semester. The fact that&#13;
they spend way too much time in&#13;
the Rec Center has nothing to do&#13;
w'h it.&#13;
I guess the best way to rid&#13;
ourselves of this thing would be to&#13;
lure it out and poison it with a&#13;
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Coffee Shoppe hot dog, or, maybe,&#13;
we can videotape it, and find out&#13;
what time at night it comes out.&#13;
Then, Security could blow up the&#13;
soda machine with about 100&#13;
pounds of dynamite at the precise&#13;
moment it is supposed to appear,&#13;
killing the beast in the process.&#13;
While these solutions seem simple,&#13;
they are actually hazardous.&#13;
The first alternative would require&#13;
bait, probably human, to lure&#13;
the monster out. If you wanted to&#13;
be careful about the whole thing,&#13;
you could trick the monster with a&#13;
tape recording. I'm sure that it listens&#13;
to find out when it is safe to&#13;
come out. The distinctive snapping&#13;
sound your shoes make after you've&#13;
stepped in the secretions, and are&#13;
attempting to unstick them from&#13;
the floor, is probably what the&#13;
monster listens for.&#13;
So, what we could do irse cord&#13;
someone in the labors of walking&#13;
away from the soda machine. We&#13;
could then play the tape recorder,&#13;
and hope that the thing emerges&#13;
from its lair, where it would find a&#13;
strategically placed Coffee Shoppe&#13;
hot dog, preferably one that ! ,s&#13;
been on that little cooker all day. if&#13;
we are lucky, and he is either hungry&#13;
or stupid, he will eat it, and&#13;
Editorial Policy&#13;
Published every Thursday during&#13;
the academic year, the Ranger&#13;
does not publish during breaks or&#13;
holidays. TheRangerispublished&#13;
solely by the students of UW-Parkside,&#13;
who are responsible for its&#13;
editorial policy and content&#13;
Letters to the editor will only be&#13;
accepted if they are typed, doubled&#13;
spaced, and 350 words or less. All&#13;
letters must be signed, with a telephone&#13;
number included for verification&#13;
purposes. Names will be&#13;
withheld upon request&#13;
The Ranger reserves the right&#13;
toe ditletters and refuset hose which&#13;
are false and/or defamatory.&#13;
Deadline for all letters and classified&#13;
ads is Monday at 10 am for&#13;
publication on Thursday.&#13;
promptly expire, like so many students&#13;
have in the past. The hazardous&#13;
part would be handling the hot&#13;
dog. The second alternative, if this&#13;
one should fail, has two problems&#13;
and is far more destructive.&#13;
The second alternative, as I've&#13;
said, would require a video camera&#13;
to tape the monster. The first problem&#13;
with this is finding a safe place&#13;
to keep the recording equipment.&#13;
I'm sure that with a little goading,&#13;
the chancellor would donate her&#13;
office to this noble cause. I'm sure&#13;
that she isc oncerned with the wellbeing&#13;
of the students, and would&#13;
grant this request. Of course, she&#13;
would have to explain to people&#13;
who came into her office what the&#13;
equipment was for. Seeing as it&#13;
might be a little difficult to explain&#13;
this to someone like Les Aspin, for&#13;
instance, I would be more than&#13;
happy to help out&#13;
The second problem would&#13;
be with finding the dynamite to&#13;
blow up the machine and the monster.&#13;
I guess that this would have to&#13;
be left up to Security since they&#13;
would be handling this alternative.&#13;
If they were really convinced that&#13;
there is a monster under the soda&#13;
machine, I'm sure they could use a&#13;
little muscleon the Chemistry Dept.&#13;
to get them to make some dynamite.&#13;
If that fails, I'm sure there is&#13;
a natural gasJine and a Zippo lighter&#13;
to be had somewhere around campus.&#13;
Well, that's all for this week,&#13;
because I'm plumb out of stupid.&#13;
Remember, if you see the monster&#13;
under the soda machine, take a&#13;
picture! If you get this picture, call&#13;
me. I know a guy on the fourth&#13;
floor of Saint Catherine's Hospital&#13;
who can help you.&#13;
Letters to the Editor&#13;
Continued from Page 2&#13;
meeting last Friday a few of the&#13;
minority student members were&#13;
talking about the exclusion they&#13;
felt here on campus by other nonminority&#13;
students, both in and&#13;
out of class, and it bothers them.&#13;
It makes a lot of the students feel&#13;
like they aren't truly a part of&#13;
campus, only casual observers.&#13;
Now, this is something I'd&#13;
expect to happen a few generations&#13;
ago, when there weren't&#13;
many minority students on college&#13;
campuses. This should not&#13;
beaprobleminthe 1990's, where&#13;
students are taught to accept&#13;
different cultures, and different&#13;
viewpoints other than their own.&#13;
Many minority students have&#13;
moved here from their o wn&#13;
countries and are now choosing&#13;
to make America their permanent&#13;
home. Many students are also&#13;
here in America just to get a&#13;
degree, leam about our culture&#13;
and our government, and take all&#13;
this information back to their&#13;
country to make their country a&#13;
better place to live. We, as bom&#13;
andraised Americans, should feel&#13;
flattered that people from other&#13;
countries should want to come to&#13;
America to study, and emulate&#13;
our way of life in their own countries.&#13;
Our international students&#13;
have so much to offer those of us&#13;
who have lived here all of our&#13;
lives. Instead ofjustreading about&#13;
China or Pakistan we have the&#13;
opportunity to talk to a student&#13;
from these countries, and get&#13;
firsthand information on their&#13;
country and their viewpoint on&#13;
world affairs, such as the Middle&#13;
East crisis.&#13;
I, along with many Middle&#13;
Eastern students, are afraid that&#13;
this time next year the campus&#13;
atmosphere is going to resemble&#13;
that of the Vietnam era, where&#13;
students are going to transfer their&#13;
hatred for the situation in the&#13;
Middle East to some of those&#13;
students here. The idea of that&#13;
happening is both terrifying and&#13;
realistic. Instead of being narrowminded&#13;
and letting something like&#13;
that happen, we, the non-minority&#13;
students, should start listening to&#13;
and accepting viewpoints other&#13;
than our own, and make a conscious&#13;
effort to make minority&#13;
students feel like they are apart&#13;
of this campus, not just casual&#13;
outside observers of the American&#13;
way of life.&#13;
Tracie A. Nelson&#13;
October 4,1990 Spotlight Ranger, Page 5 i&#13;
PAB President Michelle Deede works on programming&#13;
Parkside Activities Board&#13;
by Dawn Mailand&#13;
Entertainment Editor&#13;
Although everyone knows&#13;
about theacademic life atParkside,&#13;
some students have not yet learned&#13;
about the social environment&#13;
Parkside also offers. One of the&#13;
strongest supporters of social life&#13;
is the Parkside Activities Board&#13;
(PAB). PAB is the student programming&#13;
organization for the&#13;
Parkside community and provides&#13;
the campus with a wide variety of&#13;
educational, cultural and social&#13;
entertainment.&#13;
"It's something we do for the&#13;
students (programming). We are&#13;
not just a social club," commented&#13;
Marie Boris, chairperson of the Live&#13;
Entertainment committee. PAB&#13;
gives the students the opportunity&#13;
to develop leadership qualities, gain&#13;
advertising, communication and&#13;
marketing experience while also&#13;
having fun, working behind the&#13;
scenes and meeting the performers,&#13;
improving their resumes, attaining&#13;
cooperative teamwork skills and&#13;
having loads of fun!!!&#13;
The members of PAB attend&#13;
conferences, talk to the agents,&#13;
negotiate prices, sharpen their&#13;
communication skills, book the&#13;
entertainment and work with a&#13;
$100,000budget Michelle Deede,&#13;
president of PAB, added that the&#13;
students "get a choice in what&#13;
comes to Parkside. They get to use&#13;
what they learn in the classroom."&#13;
PAB links education and the infamous&#13;
"real world" in an exciting&#13;
manner.&#13;
There are eight different&#13;
committees that make up PAB.&#13;
Concepts and Controversies deals&#13;
with topics of interest to today's&#13;
students and presents local, regional&#13;
and nationally known speakers.&#13;
This committee has brought in&#13;
speakers to talk about apartheid,&#13;
abortion, stress, rain forests and&#13;
zombies.&#13;
The Film &amp; Video Committee&#13;
brings in a variety of films, including&#13;
popular favorites, classics and&#13;
non-traditional films to Parkside.&#13;
Currently, this committee is offering&#13;
"Glory," 'Total Recall" and "I&#13;
Love You to Death."&#13;
The Live Entertainment&#13;
Committee holds dances and concerts&#13;
featuring all types of music.&#13;
Local bands, as well as the hottest&#13;
groups from the Midwest and the&#13;
nation are booked by this committee.&#13;
For each dance, members of&#13;
PAB are involved with the band&#13;
from around 4 pm to 2 am, whethre&#13;
it is loading in the equipment,&#13;
helpir ^ with the sound check,&#13;
working the door during the dance&#13;
or loading the truck after the dance&#13;
has ended. Events coming up for&#13;
this semester are "Children," "Juke&#13;
Box Heroes" and the spectacular&#13;
"Mirage."&#13;
The Nightlife Committee is&#13;
responsible for bringing in some of&#13;
the best musical nightclub entertainment&#13;
as well as putting together&#13;
popular gameshows such as: the&#13;
Boob Tube (PAB's version of&#13;
Remote Control), Family Feud, the&#13;
Dating Game and others. So far&#13;
this semester, the Nightlife committee&#13;
has booked the Billy&#13;
McLaughlin Band and ACME vocals,&#13;
and on Oct. 11, "Aurora" will&#13;
be making their appearance at&#13;
Parkside as well.&#13;
The Performing Arts Committee&#13;
is responsible for bringing&#13;
contemporary, cultural programs&#13;
such as world renowned dancers,&#13;
mimes, ballets, musicals, instrumental&#13;
ensembles and more. The&#13;
line-up for this semester includes&#13;
Ballet Francais de Nancy, the&#13;
Koslov Youth Dance Ensemble,&#13;
Armenta Hummings and the Big&#13;
Band Jamboree.&#13;
Tom DeLuca is just one of the&#13;
many performers that the Special&#13;
Events committee books for&#13;
Parkside's entertainment. Comedians,&#13;
ventriloquists, magicians, the&#13;
annual Arts &amp; Crafts Fair and other&#13;
events are also this committee's&#13;
specialty.&#13;
The Travel &amp; Recreation&#13;
committee has been known for its&#13;
popular annual ski trips and&#13;
Brewers game tailgate parties, as&#13;
well as Jello-wrestling, scavenger&#13;
hunts and even parachuting.&#13;
Finally, the Marketing Committee&#13;
is the serious business&#13;
student's dream. This committee&#13;
is responsible for overseeing publicity&#13;
and advertising of PAB&#13;
events, working together to think&#13;
up new and exciting ways to promote&#13;
events. Most recently, this&#13;
committee has undergone window&#13;
painting as a way tod raw attention&#13;
to events.&#13;
Joining PAB does not mean&#13;
giving up all of your free time.&#13;
Students are always needed for&#13;
ushering at events (for which you&#13;
will receive free admission),&#13;
decorating before events, making&#13;
or hanging up posters or passing&#13;
out flyers on table tops. "There's a&#13;
certain satisfaction in driving out&#13;
to school every day for more than&#13;
just attending classes," remarked&#13;
Deede.&#13;
One new feature Live Entertainment&#13;
will be attempting is to&#13;
have local bands play at Parkside&#13;
more often. Any local band may&#13;
send a demo tape and promotional&#13;
materials to: UW-Parkside,&#13;
Parkside Activities Board, Wood&#13;
Road - Box 2000, Kenosha, WI&#13;
53141-2000.&#13;
The students who comprise the&#13;
executive board of PAB are:&#13;
Michelle Deede, President; Judy&#13;
Bostetter, Vice President; Jon&#13;
Hearron, Art Director; Rika&#13;
Morishita, Secretary; and the&#13;
chairpersons - Ya'Coub Ayyoub,&#13;
Marketing; Marie Boris, Live Entertainment;&#13;
Jared Brieske, Travel&#13;
&amp; Recreation; Erica Wernecke,&#13;
Film &amp; Video; Renee Pughsley,&#13;
Performing Arts; Edris Saldana,&#13;
Concepts &amp; Controversies; and the&#13;
Nightlife and Special Events committees&#13;
which currently have no&#13;
chairpersons.&#13;
Students interested in joining&#13;
PAB may stop in the office, located&#13;
on theDI level of the Union, behind&#13;
the Information Center or call&#13;
Michelle Deede at 553-2650. The&#13;
next general meeting is Wednesday,&#13;
October 10 at noon. Meet in&#13;
the PAB office.&#13;
Ranger Photo by Sunni Beeck&#13;
Next Week's Spotlight: The Parkside Student Government Association&#13;
Ranger, Page 6 Opinion&#13;
RgCQrfl Review&#13;
Heart stopping guitars rejuvenate Priest&#13;
by Chris DeGuire&#13;
Judas Priest Painkiller&#13;
Columbia 1990&#13;
Strap yourself in tight for what&#13;
is definitely the comeback of the&#13;
year and is bound to make Judas&#13;
Priest a household nameo nce more.&#13;
This is what heavy met al is all&#13;
about: lightning fast guitar solos,&#13;
crunching rhythms, scorching vocals&#13;
and the drive of the double&#13;
bass drums. This is Painkiller.&#13;
Every track is powerful in its&#13;
own right, from anthems like&#13;
"Leather Rebel" and "One Shot at&#13;
Glory" to the pure mayhem of&#13;
"Painkiller" and "Metal Meltdown."&#13;
Propelling each track isf ormer&#13;
Racer X drummer, Scott Travis, a&#13;
welcome addition to an old band&#13;
reborn. Vocalist Rob Halford is&#13;
also at his personal best, especially&#13;
on tracks such as "Painkiller" and&#13;
"Hell Patrol."&#13;
But it's the guitars that bring&#13;
the songs to life. K.K. Downing&#13;
and Glenn Tipton share the lead&#13;
breaks and are at their bestin "Metal&#13;
Meltdown", where they alternate&#13;
twice.&#13;
There's no denying that the&#13;
rhythm of "Painkiller" is&#13;
heartstopping. This has to be the&#13;
best song Priest has ever recorded:&#13;
"Faster than a Bullet/Terrifying&#13;
Scream/Enraged andFullof Anger/&#13;
He's Half Man and Half Machine."&#13;
And Glenn's solo in the middle&#13;
will just blow you away.&#13;
Painkiller breaks new ground&#13;
for a band that desperately needed&#13;
a shot in the arm to avoid disappearing&#13;
from themusic world. Even&#13;
if you're not a big Priest fan but&#13;
enjoy metal, pick this one up. It&#13;
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October 4,1990&#13;
by Rufus Thorne&#13;
When I went to visit my cousin, Sara, this last summer in Los&#13;
Angeles I found that she had little concern for the environment and its&#13;
limited resources. I told her that she should think about saving recyclable&#13;
items instead of throwing them away. She replied that she was too busy&#13;
to do that and it became obvious to me that she didn't want such thoughts&#13;
to be roaming around her tiny, materialistic mind.&#13;
The next week I was there, Sara's sister Nancy flew out after&#13;
finishing summer school to stay in L.A. with us. Nancy is much diffe rent&#13;
than Sara. Nancy is a member of Greenpeace and dresses like a hippie.&#13;
She was aghast that we were not reyccling items. She went on to give her&#13;
sister a speech that made mine sound like a careless comment. While&#13;
Nancy continued to reprimand her older sister, I ducked out to watch&#13;
some television. Nancy noticed this and was prepared to give me a dose&#13;
of her fury. She asked me if I recycled items. I replied confidently I did.&#13;
She saw that her wrath was diminishing to a soft breeze so she asked me&#13;
what I recycled, assuming that I would say one or two items at the most.&#13;
I told her that I recycled aluminum, glass, paper, plastic and motor oil&#13;
"Oil?", she restated, "I didn't know you could recycle oil."&#13;
"Yes, oil." I replied. "What item on the list that I just mentioned do&#13;
you suppose causes the most damage to the environment?"&#13;
She looked back atm e with blank eyes. I hadb unted a ball to her and&#13;
it was clearly too far out of her reach to catch.&#13;
I stated, "Oil. Oil is the most harmful."&#13;
And with that she left the room and didn't bother me until two days&#13;
later. But during those days, we saved plastic, glass and aluminum.&#13;
My hostess, Sara, kept her sister and me busy seeing the sights in&#13;
California. She had an itinerary that kept us on the move constantly.&#13;
While we were driving around from place to place in my cousin's car,&#13;
I would drink my favorite soft drink wi th it's high caffeine content. After&#13;
finishing my can of soda, I would crinkle the can and lay it on the floor.&#13;
When we returned back to my cousin's apartment I would place my can&#13;
on the kitchen counter; because of the lack of space, the countertop was&#13;
the decided place for aluminum storage.&#13;
All of the cans Nancy drank were perfect in appearance. The only&#13;
way one could tell that its contents had been consumed was to either&#13;
notice that the top had been opened or to feel the loss of weight All of&#13;
my cans laid on their sides because of creases I impressed in them.&#13;
So one night, after an exhausting day, Nancy watched me place my&#13;
cans among the rest on the kitchen counter. She looked at me, clearly&#13;
aggravated.&#13;
"Why do you crease your cans like that?", she demanded.&#13;
"I do that so the can doesn't roll around on the floor of the car&#13;
dribbling a sticky mess," I replied. Sara nodded to me with approval,&#13;
noticing that her car was being taken into consideration. (The relationship&#13;
between a Californian and their car is dangerously intimate.)&#13;
Nancy exploded, "You're just making it harder on everybody!"&#13;
I was angry now. "What do you mean?", I asked as pleasantly as I&#13;
could. Sara was also confused by her sister's anger.&#13;
Nancy replied slowly, asi f I were too stupid to undesrtand anything,&#13;
Why don't you take into consideration the person who recycles your&#13;
aluminum? Remember, you are trying to recycle your cans, not ruin&#13;
them!"&#13;
Suddenly I felt infuriated and extremely fatigued all at once. I still&#13;
did not understand what her problem was, and her sister was still&#13;
confused as well.&#13;
I questioned, "And how is it that you feel I am ruining my cans?&#13;
How is it that I am making it harder on everyone?"&#13;
She replied, "How would you like to be the one who has to&#13;
straighten out your cans and make them look like new?"&#13;
1 couldn't believe my ears. "Staighten them out!" I almost cackled.&#13;
"Your think they straighten out every can that is crinkled? Are you&#13;
serious?"&#13;
Nancy looked back at me with the same blank eyes I had seen&#13;
&gt;efore. I was about to hit another ball that she had pitched to me, in her&#13;
ballpark, and I was going to hit it out of her league once again.&#13;
I calmed down. "They don't straighten my cans," I said pointing to&#13;
all my lazy pop containers lying on the counter. "They crush your cans&#13;
and then thy melt them with all the others."&#13;
If you're going to jump on the recycling bandwagon, know the fact s.&#13;
ts oil should be recycled too. -&#13;
Excel '90 promises to enlighten campus leaders&#13;
by Susan Luedkes&#13;
Staff Writer&#13;
The Student Activities Office&#13;
of UW-Parkside will be hosting&#13;
Excel '90 "The 1990 Leadership&#13;
Adventure" Oct.1 3 and 14a t Camp&#13;
Sidney Cohen in Delafield, Wisconsin.&#13;
The Excel'90 participants&#13;
will be departing Parkside's Union&#13;
at 9 am by bus Oct. 13. They will&#13;
return from the retreat about 5 pm&#13;
Oct. 14.&#13;
This year's Excel consists of a&#13;
new selection of indoor and outdoor&#13;
sessions. These include various&#13;
lectures that will install certain&#13;
leadership qualities as well as enhance&#13;
the student's originality,&#13;
critical thinking, and communication&#13;
skills.&#13;
Several speakers have been&#13;
invited to share their knowledge&#13;
and insight at Excel '90. These&#13;
guests are from Parkside, Carroll&#13;
College, Marquette University and&#13;
other various universities.&#13;
This retreat is not all lectures,&#13;
but will include several recreational&#13;
activities. This includes such items&#13;
as stress breakers, risk-taking discussions,&#13;
and team exercises.&#13;
English Club&#13;
meeting&#13;
Si; ma Tau Delta, the English&#13;
honors society, has a chapter at&#13;
UW-Parkside called Tau Psi. Students&#13;
interested in joining are invited&#13;
to an informational meeting&#13;
on Wednesday, October 17 at noon&#13;
inCA 135.&#13;
Andrew McLean, Professor of&#13;
English and Humanities, is the&#13;
Faculty advisor for Tau Psi. He'll&#13;
talk about the benefits of joining&#13;
Sigma Tau Delta.&#13;
Requirements for active&#13;
membership include: (1) at least a&#13;
3.0 grade point in English courses,&#13;
(2) a declared English major or&#13;
minor, (3) at least two English&#13;
courses beyond English 101. Requirements&#13;
for associate members&#13;
are the same except you need not&#13;
be an English major or minor and&#13;
can not hold an office in Tau Psi.&#13;
There is a S20 lifetime membership&#13;
fee.&#13;
Benefits of membership include&#13;
receiving a certificate of&#13;
membership, membership card,&#13;
pin, two copies of the Rectangle&#13;
and society newsletter. In addition,&#13;
members are eligible for scholarships&#13;
and can attend national&#13;
meetings.&#13;
UW-P faculty members who&#13;
have joined Sigma Tau Delta include&#13;
Donald Kummings, Rosemary&#13;
Hunkeler, Walter Graffin and&#13;
Carol Lee Saffioti-Hughes.&#13;
Diane Welsh, the coordinator&#13;
of Excel '90, states, "Students geta&#13;
lot out of it They examine their&#13;
own skills, their own skill levels,&#13;
and how those skills levels pertain&#13;
to them. Then they do not have just&#13;
a degree, they also have skills to go&#13;
along with it. It's a chance for&#13;
students to do their best and be the&#13;
best they can be."&#13;
Other benefits to this program&#13;
are the opportunity to meet other&#13;
students, share experiences, and&#13;
develop friendships.&#13;
The planning committee of&#13;
Excel '90 is a dedicated staff of the&#13;
Student Life Organization. This&#13;
year's staff includes Daphne Cook,&#13;
Deann Possehl, Steve Wallner,&#13;
Diane Welsh, and Mary Ellen&#13;
Wesley. They have been working&#13;
long and hard booking speakers,&#13;
planning details and drawing up&#13;
the retreat's events. The schedule&#13;
is based on student questionnaires&#13;
and evaluations of past years.&#13;
The staff welcomes eveiyone&#13;
to attend Excel '90. There is no age&#13;
limit or previous involvement&#13;
necessary. The only criteria is to&#13;
be eager to learn. "It is open to&#13;
everyone," emphasizes Welsh.&#13;
If you arei nterested and would&#13;
like to attend, then obtain a registration&#13;
form in either Union 209,&#13;
the Union Information Center or&#13;
any student organization office.&#13;
There is a $10 coverage fee. It&#13;
will provide the essentials for the&#13;
workshops such as materials,&#13;
housing, meals and transportation.&#13;
Deadline for registration is&#13;
Friday Oct 5(space is limited).&#13;
Students are encouraged to get their&#13;
registration forms in as soon as&#13;
possible. If you'd like more information&#13;
on Excel '90, drop by&#13;
Union 209 or call 553-2279.&#13;
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Ranger. Page 8 Counseling October 4,1990&#13;
The Counselor's Corner , . You shouldn't have to be coerced, cajoled, threatened, forced, or, in the&#13;
state of Wisconsin, badgered into using our services.&#13;
The Part*"1* Student&#13;
i by&#13;
Stuart&#13;
Rubner&#13;
i&#13;
; '• • ' :&#13;
S&#13;
This university is nothing&#13;
withoutits students, and its students&#13;
are nothing without theu niversity's&#13;
resources. Now that's not a terribly&#13;
profound statement by any&#13;
means, and I'm not making any&#13;
claim that no onee lse hase ver said&#13;
it before. But it's true that it's what&#13;
the university provides thatenables&#13;
students who want to be academically&#13;
and personally successful to&#13;
do just that&#13;
I have said before in this&#13;
column that any student who has&#13;
what it takes to learn and who wants&#13;
to earn a degree here, can. But&#13;
most can't do it without taking&#13;
advantage at one time oar nother of&#13;
at least several of the enormous&#13;
number of resources the campus&#13;
provides as part of its educational&#13;
mission.&#13;
For example, math is a&#13;
subjectthatthrowsa lotof students.&#13;
So the Academic Resource Center&#13;
in WLLC D-150 provides hours&#13;
and hours of math tutoring each&#13;
week at no charge to students.&#13;
Writing is such an important&#13;
part of being successful in&#13;
college that we established the&#13;
Writing Center as a part of the&#13;
ARC to help students write more&#13;
effectively. And not only will the&#13;
Writing Center show you how to&#13;
improve your writing, the staff will&#13;
also show you how to put wht ayou&#13;
are writing onto a computer so that&#13;
making corrections and changes&#13;
are a snap and your fin al product is&#13;
legible.&#13;
You cannot be successful&#13;
if you are unable to think clearly&#13;
and concentrate on your studies.&#13;
So the university has two counselors&#13;
in WLLC D-175 who provide&#13;
Personal Counseling and help&#13;
students overcome roadblocks&#13;
which could interfere with studies.&#13;
Contemporary acoustic pop rock&#13;
bring 3 friends, get in free!!&#13;
Fri. Oct 5th 8:30 doors open&#13;
Union Square $2 students $3 guests&#13;
18 and up&#13;
Depression, stress, family problems,&#13;
low self-esteem are among&#13;
the issues students bring to these&#13;
counselors and want help resolving.&#13;
For those thinking of going&#13;
to graduate school, the Counseling&#13;
and Testing Office in&#13;
WLLC D-175 administers a number&#13;
of grad uate sc hool exam s. They&#13;
also offer CLEP exams for those&#13;
wishing to earn college credit in a&#13;
variety of academic subjects&#13;
through testing. This is nota quick&#13;
and dirty way of earning credits;&#13;
it's assumed that you know a fair&#13;
amount about a subject before you&#13;
sign up to take the test.&#13;
If you don't know what&#13;
you want tod o with the resto f your&#13;
life, but are faced with having to&#13;
choose a major at some point in&#13;
time, then a visit to The Career&#13;
Center (also in WLLC D-175) is&#13;
imperative. The Center staff will&#13;
get you started on the process of&#13;
discovering your career interests.&#13;
And as you get into your junior and&#13;
senior year, you'll appreciate how&#13;
the Center can help you with your&#13;
job search.&#13;
There's a lot of emphasis&#13;
today on volunteerism, and the&#13;
Student Community Services&#13;
office in WLLC D-175 will place&#13;
those who wish to help others in&#13;
volunteer positions in the community.&#13;
While some might not&#13;
think of the library as a resource in&#13;
the same light as these other services,&#13;
the Library/Learning&#13;
Center staff is always eager to&#13;
help students find what they need&#13;
and make the most effective use of&#13;
the print and non-print materials&#13;
the library has in its collection.&#13;
If all else fails, go to the&#13;
Advising Center in lower Main&#13;
Place — it's kind of the quintessential&#13;
resource when it comes to&#13;
finding out who's who and what's&#13;
where at UW-Parkside.&#13;
While most of the preceding&#13;
resources can help students&#13;
perform better academically, there&#13;
are umpteen other campus resources&#13;
designed to complement&#13;
the academic side of going to college.&#13;
You can't function well&#13;
academically if you aren't feeling&#13;
well or are in otherwise poor shape&#13;
physically, so Student Health&#13;
Services is the place to go for health/&#13;
wellness information and assistance.&#13;
And don't forget that the&#13;
Physical Education Building has&#13;
most of the resources most anyone&#13;
needs to keep in shape.&#13;
finve rnmpnt Association (PSGA)&#13;
is always looking for students who&#13;
want to get involved in student&#13;
government activities; PSGA is&#13;
truly a voice for UW-Parkside&#13;
students. They are located in the&#13;
Coffee Shoppe area of lower Main&#13;
Place.&#13;
A student who just takes&#13;
classes and does nothing else is&#13;
losing out on the enjoyment,&#13;
learning, and opportunity to develop&#13;
personally that a student club&#13;
or organization can offer. While&#13;
homework, a part-time job, and&#13;
family or other commitments limit&#13;
the free time many students have&#13;
available, making time to participate&#13;
in a group activity will pay big&#13;
dividends later on. Stop by the&#13;
Student Organization Council&#13;
office by the Coffee Shoppe in&#13;
lower Main Place for info.&#13;
And speaking of part-time&#13;
jobs, a Wisconsin .lob Service&#13;
representative (Mike Plate) resides&#13;
in Tallent Hall; his mission is to&#13;
help students find part-time employment&#13;
in the community.&#13;
Also, dozens of free or&#13;
low cost dances, entertainment&#13;
programs, informational programs&#13;
or interesting lectures are sponsored&#13;
by various groups on campus each&#13;
semester. Watch for announcements&#13;
of thesei n the RANG ER and&#13;
on bulletin boards and walls around&#13;
campus.&#13;
The Center for Educational&#13;
and Cultural Advancement&#13;
in WLLC D-182 sponsors&#13;
numerous programs that enrich the&#13;
cultural diversity of the campus&#13;
and make it a better place for all&#13;
individuals; African American,&#13;
Hispanic American, Native&#13;
American, and Asian American&#13;
students enjoy meeting and talking&#13;
with the CECA staff about a broad&#13;
range of academic, social, and&#13;
cultural interests.&#13;
The Women's Center&#13;
located on the main concourse&#13;
across from the Library/Learning&#13;
Center provides information and&#13;
assistance on issues of interest and&#13;
concern to women. The Center&#13;
also sponsors programs during the&#13;
year that are of interest to everyone&#13;
on campus.&#13;
Adult students soon become&#13;
familiar with the PASA office&#13;
near the Coffee Shoppe. The&#13;
Parkside Adult Student Allianrf&#13;
is an advocate for the many adult&#13;
students on campus and can help&#13;
adult students get involved at&#13;
Parkside.&#13;
Any student attending&#13;
Parkside and using the Child Car?&#13;
Center appreciates that important&#13;
campus resource. And the Housing&#13;
staff are important people to&#13;
talk with if you have problems or&#13;
concerns related to on or offcampus&#13;
housing or want to see&#13;
certain programs sponsored for&#13;
residents.&#13;
S tudents having concerns&#13;
about safety and security related&#13;
matters should contact one of the&#13;
officers in the Campus Police and&#13;
Public Safety office in Tallent Hall.&#13;
They deal with a whole lot more&#13;
than just parking.&#13;
You should alsok now that&#13;
the campus has both a Sexual&#13;
Harassment Committee and a&#13;
Racist and Discriminatory Conist&#13;
to help those who experience&#13;
harassment or discrimination of any&#13;
type and to educate the campus&#13;
with an eye toward eliminating this&#13;
kind of behavior from the campus&#13;
environment.&#13;
And the staff of the&#13;
Registrar's office will help you&#13;
with, among other things, questions&#13;
about your transcript and, as you&#13;
head toward graduation, will tell&#13;
you whether you have met i II the&#13;
graduation requirements. The •»&#13;
Registrar's office is also the place&#13;
to go for information and assistance&#13;
on Veterans' Benefits. And if you&#13;
have any questions at all about&#13;
financial aid (to me that most&#13;
complicated of subjects), don't&#13;
hesitate to see the Financial Aid&#13;
Office staff in Tallent Hall.&#13;
The Parks»de Union is&#13;
probably most recognized for its&#13;
food service, Cinema Theatre, and&#13;
Union Square. Lot's goes on there.&#13;
And don'tforget the Coffee Shoppe&#13;
operation in lower Main Place.&#13;
And who doesn't admire&#13;
how well the Physical Plant staff&#13;
maintains the university's beautiful&#13;
grounds and how they manage&#13;
to keep our buildings looking nice&#13;
on the inside despite the heavy&#13;
volume of student traffic.&#13;
Have I left anyone out?&#13;
Oh, yes, the Bursar. The Bursar&#13;
admits that every service offered&#13;
by her office costs students money,&#13;
but was quick to point out that they&#13;
will give lollipops to little kids&#13;
accompanying their parents when&#13;
standing in line top ay tuition. What&#13;
else can I say?&#13;
SECTION B THURSDAY, OCTOBER 4,1990 SECTION B&#13;
SPOKISWRAP&#13;
A WRAP-OP ON WHATSINSIDSE&#13;
Road struggles&#13;
introduced to&#13;
BEAR FACTS ON PACK. Jim&#13;
Ne wcomb and DavidDoherty take a look at&#13;
this weekend's Packer/Bear game* 2B. •&#13;
PLAYING AN ACE. parkside's&#13;
Volleyball team tipped out 15 aces in a&#13;
three-game sweep of Blmhurst College*&#13;
propelling them to a win over U W-Milwaukee&#13;
the next 2B,&#13;
SCORE.; 1 j|l&#13;
scoreboard for both Football and Basketball;j&#13;
standings from intramural action. Game&#13;
summaries and future schedules all appear&#13;
MORE VOLLEYBALL. Coii^n&#13;
Ryan nets Athlete of the Week honors as&#13;
netters roll in past week* Results and story/&#13;
INTR AMUR ALS. Parkside's&#13;
Superstar's competition is moved back one&#13;
week to Oct* 12th. Other changes and&#13;
updates* 4B. - ' ;&#13;
OPEN WEEKENDS. Parkside's gyrn&#13;
will be open for use on Saturdays from 11-&#13;
4 and S undays from 4-9 until 12/16.'&#13;
Ranger soccer&#13;
By JEFF LEMMERMANN&#13;
Sports Editor&#13;
Winning on the roadi s as imporat nt as anything to&#13;
a quality club. It is also the hardest thing to come by,&#13;
as the Ranger soccer team has learned on its first road&#13;
trip of the year.&#13;
"We're definately finding breaks that don't normally&#13;
occur at home," said coach, Rick Kilps.&#13;
After losing by a 1-0 tally in their last match on a&#13;
bicycle kick, the Rangers were befallen this time by a&#13;
penalty kick as they dropped their second consecutive&#13;
game by a 1-0 score to a ranked opponent, Missouri-&#13;
St. Louis. The Rivermen, who started the year ranked&#13;
tenth nationally, have made the NCAA tournament 16&#13;
of their past 18 years.&#13;
"I hope our luck changes ," said Kilps. "We played&#13;
some good soccer with the exception of a twenty&#13;
minute spot in the second half."&#13;
That spot proved to be all the Rivermen would&#13;
need to brake away from the evenly contested match.&#13;
Darrenn Starzyk, a two-time All-American at Lewis &amp;&#13;
Clark J.C., Scored the match's only goal after a tripping&#13;
penalty in the Ranger box.&#13;
Ranger goal tender, Joel Meadow was able to get&#13;
a piece of Starzyk's shot, but not a big enough piece as&#13;
the ball carried into the net at the 65:40 mark in the&#13;
match.&#13;
Parkside applied heavy pressure in the final ten&#13;
minutes of the match, but good scoring opportunities&#13;
were few and far between.&#13;
"We showed courage and made good decisions&#13;
see Road, 2B&#13;
Heads Up! Defender, Mike Riley,&#13;
defense for the Rangers. Netters serve up a second&#13;
place finish at MIT Invite&#13;
1990&#13;
By TED McINTYRE&#13;
Asst Sports Editor&#13;
Playing its best volleyball of&#13;
the 90 season, the UW-Parkside&#13;
Volleyball team finished second in&#13;
the Michigan Tech Invitational&#13;
Tournament Friday and Saturday&#13;
in Houghton, Michigan.&#13;
"We played very well in the&#13;
tournament," said headc oach Tenry&#13;
Paulson of his club's second place&#13;
finish this past weekend.&#13;
Parkside entered the four team&#13;
tournament with a record of 12-6,&#13;
playing inconsistent volleyball thus&#13;
far, never playing real poorly but&#13;
never playing up to potential. The&#13;
Lady Rangers are still trying to&#13;
find an identity as they have been&#13;
shuffleing line-ups attempting to&#13;
come up with the best combination.&#13;
Paulson has arealitively young&#13;
line-up to woik with. He uses&#13;
tournaments during the season to&#13;
try and get his younger women&#13;
playing time, this will help when it&#13;
is time to enter the district 14&#13;
playoffs.&#13;
Although Parkside did not win&#13;
the tournament outright second&#13;
place was a strong finish as the&#13;
Host school Michigan Tech proved&#13;
to be just a bit too much for the&#13;
Lady Rangers.&#13;
Friday, the first night of the&#13;
see Volleyball, 4B&#13;
knocks a pass away&#13;
Golfers preped&#13;
for district after&#13;
strong finish&#13;
By JEFF LEMMERMANN&#13;
Sports Editor&#13;
The Ranger golf team finished&#13;
their regular season in style, finishing&#13;
in second place at the UWEau&#13;
Claire Invitational in the team's&#13;
last meet before District playoffs.&#13;
Finishing strong as they have&#13;
in all their tournaments this year,&#13;
Parkside cut 11 strokes off of its&#13;
first day total to over come first day&#13;
leader, Eau Claire, after the&#13;
Blugolds had built upa eight stroke&#13;
advantage.&#13;
What kept the Rangers from&#13;
taking the tournament was an even&#13;
YEAR: 1988 1989 see Golf, 4B&#13;
Winning the battle?&#13;
The NCAA's off-season anabolic steroid testing&#13;
program has seen a decrease in positive tests from&#13;
1989 to 1990. Majority of athletes were football&#13;
players.&#13;
1057&#13;
-Number of student-athletes tested&#13;
£jj -Number of positive tests&#13;
Ranger, Page B2 October 4,&#13;
Bears over Packers&#13;
Sunday in Chicago&#13;
By&#13;
JIM&#13;
NEWXMB&#13;
Columnist&#13;
Rangers chalk up third D-I&#13;
opponent with shut out&#13;
The second Bear - Packer game is already here. And, this one will&#13;
probably be a lot more interesting.&#13;
Chicago is currently tied for first place with Tampa Bay, they both&#13;
have a 3-1 record. Green Bay is in sole possession of second place with&#13;
a 2-2 record, a win will tie them with the Bears.&#13;
In the first game of the season the Bears beat the Packers. Or, should&#13;
I say the Packers beat the Packers. The Packers allowed 4 sacks, 5 turnovers&#13;
and 31 points. The Bears allowed two sacks, 1 turn-over, and only&#13;
13 points. This game was in Green Bay.&#13;
Last weekend the Bears got beaten by 14 points when they played the&#13;
undefeated L.A. Raiders. They were sacked left and right, gave up 24&#13;
points, and lost possession a number of times. The Packers, led by Don&#13;
Majkowski, won a 3 point nerve-wracker against the Detroit Lions. But,&#13;
remember the Bears were playing the Raiders, the#l ranked defensive&#13;
team in the league, and the Packers were playing the Lions, who are not&#13;
ranked nearly as high.&#13;
What to look for. The Bears defense won't be facing Anthony Ear-wig&#13;
this time. They will be up against Don Majkowski, the man who led the&#13;
Pack's sweep of the Bears last year. This isn't last year, but Green Bay&#13;
is a whole different team with "Majic" leading them. There will be a ton&#13;
of pressure on the Bears secondary.&#13;
Defense- Mvantage Bears. The front four lo oks great and the&#13;
secondary is playing very well. If the line can put pressure on Majkowski&#13;
you can expect some interceptions.&#13;
Qffgnss- Tied. The Packers have a better air attack, the Bears have a&#13;
superior ground attack. If Anderson is playing at 100% the Bears will have&#13;
the over all advantage.&#13;
Bottom Line- The Bears have "home field advantage" and the better&#13;
defense. This time it will be a much closer game, but I predict the Bears&#13;
will win by 3 points or more.&#13;
Volleyball&#13;
By JEFFLEMMERMANN&#13;
Sports Editor&#13;
NCAA D-I opponents are&#13;
seemingly becoming the forte of&#13;
this year's Ranger soccer team. For&#13;
the third time in four attempts,&#13;
Parkside beat up on a member of&#13;
collegiate soccer's highest level&#13;
with a 2-0 blanking of Missouri-&#13;
Kansas City.&#13;
Playing on the road for the&#13;
second time in two days, the Rangers&#13;
put together ninety minutes of&#13;
solid soccer, dominating Kansas&#13;
City in nearly every aspect of the&#13;
game.&#13;
Road&#13;
Rivermen hand&#13;
Rangers second&#13;
straight blanking&#13;
continued from front page&#13;
going forward late in the game, no&#13;
one -gave up or tried to keep the&#13;
score close," remarked Kilps about&#13;
the final ten minutes. "I'm not&#13;
overly concerned about having not&#13;
scored again. Our last two opponents&#13;
W JIO nationally ranked teams.&#13;
When you step up your sc hedule&#13;
like we have, you will not see highscoring&#13;
games.&#13;
The Rangers were out shot by&#13;
the Rivermen 14-5, as Meadow&#13;
was called upon to make eight&#13;
saves, compared to only one for the&#13;
Rivermen.&#13;
The second straight loss&#13;
dropped Paikside's record to 5-3&#13;
"After a tough physical game&#13;
last night, we responded with a&#13;
good performance."&#13;
That performance was aided&#13;
much in part by Parkside's bench,&#13;
as 18 Rangers sa w action in the&#13;
contest&#13;
"It was nice to have our bench&#13;
pitch-it today," said coach Rick&#13;
Kilps.&#13;
Parkside substitutes had a hand&#13;
in both of the Ranger goals.&#13;
Mike Huber and Hung Ly&#13;
hooked up on the first score of the&#13;
game at the 41:00 mark, and Tom&#13;
Kowalski set up Chris Ryan for&#13;
their second goal, late in theg ame.&#13;
"Bryan O'Malley had his best&#13;
game of the year, it was great to see&#13;
him in form. Chris Ryan did a nice&#13;
job controlling the center midfield."&#13;
For the third time in as many&#13;
games, Parkside's leading scorer,&#13;
Jens Hansen, was absent from the&#13;
scoring column. Hansen still leads&#13;
the team in assists with six, and is&#13;
tied for the lead in goals with Ryan&#13;
at six.&#13;
The Ranger seasonrecord now&#13;
stands at 6-3, and Parkside's national&#13;
ranking has dipped to number&#13;
nine with Tiffen University replacing&#13;
them at the number seven&#13;
spot.&#13;
Just a football game&#13;
Packers Bears collide&#13;
By&#13;
DAVID&#13;
DOHERIY&#13;
Columnist&#13;
Netters ace opponents, go 2-0 for week&#13;
By TED McINTYRE&#13;
Asst. Sports Editor&#13;
Following the traditional&#13;
scratch and claw battles between&#13;
UW-Parkside and UW-Milwaukee,&#13;
the Lady Rangers dug in to pull out&#13;
a four game victory 15-11, 5-15,&#13;
15-12,15-6.&#13;
Parkside took to the road last&#13;
Wednesday and faced a very good&#13;
UW-Milwaukee team which always&#13;
plays Parkside strong to the&#13;
last point.&#13;
Former Parkside All-&#13;
Amercian Nancy Hoch is the&#13;
Panters Assistant coach and is trying&#13;
to install a better work ethnic&#13;
15 aces spark victory&#13;
Parkside aced its way to victory&#13;
last Tucsdsay at home beating&#13;
Llmhursi College 15-6r 15-12,15-'&#13;
The Lady Rangers scored an&#13;
incredible 15 aces in only three&#13;
: . : ' :• •' . • '• :&#13;
one shy of the school record, 'That&#13;
was a very food win for us," said&#13;
head coach Terry Paulson, •&#13;
for her team.&#13;
Parkside took advantage of&#13;
Milwaukee's lacadasical effort, and&#13;
although the Lady Rangers did not&#13;
play up to par themselves, they&#13;
were able to pull off the victory in&#13;
four games.&#13;
"We played off tempo but&#13;
were able to win," said head coach&#13;
Terry Paulson, "we seemed to get&#13;
stronger as the matched progressed."&#13;
Senior co-captain Colleen&#13;
Ryan led the Parkside effort with&#13;
16 digs and five blocks. Lara&#13;
Nieckula continued to play the attacking&#13;
offense she has all season,&#13;
she had 13 kills and three service&#13;
aces. Ciridy Maier had 22 assists&#13;
for Parksideand continued to solidify&#13;
her position as setter.&#13;
The Lady Rnagers will face&#13;
UW-Milwaukee's Panthers once&#13;
more at home Wednesday, October&#13;
17.&#13;
It's that time of year again. The time of year that pits friend against&#13;
friend, roommate against roommate, boyfriend against girlfriend. Yes,&#13;
it's already the second game of the year between the Bears and the&#13;
Packers.&#13;
With Parkside's geographical location in the southern part of Wisconsin,&#13;
just some 25 miles from the Illin ois border, the majority of the&#13;
students at Parkside are either Chicago Bears or Green Bay Packers&#13;
football fans. Be careful what you say around school the next few days&#13;
because as game day approaches tempers tend to flare.&#13;
Until last year the Bears fans around school always seemed to have&#13;
the last laugh on Monday morning. That all changed when the Packers&#13;
swept the season series last year.&#13;
So with a Bear victory in the first game of the 1990 series Sunday's&#13;
game in Chicago could get ugly. Ugly both on the playing field and in&#13;
Racine and Kenosha as well.&#13;
You have the new and revitalized Bears 3-1 Bears against the 2-2&#13;
Packers with Majik on their side. The Bears dominated the first game of&#13;
the series, but that means nothing to hard-core Packer fans.&#13;
You can be sure that there will be the traditional Sunday afternoon&#13;
parties around Parkside. If you are in school on Sunday (don't ask me&#13;
why, but I m sure some people are) you can always tell how the game is&#13;
going by the noise coming from the dorms. You could probably ask&#13;
somebody on the third floor o f the library what the score was and they&#13;
would be able to tell you.&#13;
It doesn t matter who wins the game, Monday morning is always the&#13;
best That s when you get to sit backin class and listen to all thee xcuses&#13;
the losing team s fans make about the game. Oh, we lost because Majik&#13;
wasn't in, or we lost because the instant replay official is blind, etc.&#13;
The important thing to remember about the game is that it will&#13;
probably be die last game of the year between the Bears and theP ackers&#13;
this year. This is going to be theg ame everyone will rememberu ntil next&#13;
year s war. Try and remember it's only a football game. It's not worth&#13;
killing your roommate over.&#13;
October 4, 1990&#13;
Ranger, Page B3&#13;
INTRAMURAL FLAG FOOTBALL GOLF PARKSIDE BASKETBALL LEAGUE&#13;
CROSS COUNTRY&#13;
STANDINGS&#13;
L £CX&#13;
0 1.000&#13;
Blugold Invitational&#13;
Eau Claire C.C.&#13;
(9-team)&#13;
TEAM RESULTS&#13;
TEAM RD1 RD2 HI&#13;
UW-Whitewater 397 381 778&#13;
UW-Parkside 396 385 781&#13;
UW-Eau Claire 388 398 786&#13;
UW-Stevens Point 403 389 792&#13;
UW-La Crosse 410 395 805&#13;
UW-Oshkosh 407 402 809&#13;
UW-Platteville 422 416 838&#13;
UW-River Falls 435 424 859&#13;
UW-Stout 428 440 868&#13;
RANGER INDIVIDUAL SCORES&#13;
Name RD1 RD2 Ttl&#13;
Steve Gerber 77 75 152&#13;
Robb Schulze 77 79 156&#13;
Mark Schneider 82 75 157&#13;
Paul Connell 82 75 157&#13;
Joe Dahlstrom 78 81 159&#13;
Matt Koehler 84 86 170&#13;
MEDALIST&#13;
Tony Rohlik(EC) 67 76 143&#13;
TEAM STANDINGS&#13;
Grapplers I&#13;
Grapplers II&#13;
LA Dream Team&#13;
Girdy &amp; His Posse&#13;
The Warriors&#13;
Killer Avacados&#13;
The Gauchos&#13;
EAST DIVISION&#13;
TEAM A&#13;
LA Dream Team 1&#13;
Black Watch 1&#13;
Girde &amp; His Posse 0&#13;
Old Spice 0&#13;
WEST DIVISION&#13;
TEAM&#13;
Bad Apples 1&#13;
Prime Time 1&#13;
Warm Black Labels 0&#13;
Charging Armadillos 0&#13;
NEXT WEEK'S SCHEDULE&#13;
Monday, Oct. 8&#13;
The Gauchos vs. The Warriors--4:00&#13;
Girdy &amp; His Posse vs. Killer Avocados--5:00&#13;
Wednesday, Oct. 10&#13;
LA Dream Team vs. The Warriors--4:00&#13;
Grapplers II vs. Grapplers I--5.00&#13;
TONIGHT'S GAMES&#13;
Thursday, Oct. 4&#13;
Black Watch vs.-Prime Time~6:00&#13;
Bad Apples vs. Girde &amp; His Posse-7:00&#13;
Charging Armidillos vs. Old Spice--7:00&#13;
LA Dream Team vs. Warm Black Labels--8:00&#13;
GAME SUMMARIES&#13;
Grapplers 147,&#13;
The Warriors 7&#13;
Grapplers I&#13;
45 yd pass-Mahre from Price&#13;
35.yd int retum-Mahre&#13;
15 yd run-Price&#13;
25 yd pass-Wessley from Price&#13;
60 yd int return-Price&#13;
19 yd pass-Wessley from Price&#13;
79 yd pass-Mahre from Price&#13;
The Warriors&#13;
3 yd pass-Allen from Johnson&#13;
Grapplers 120,&#13;
LA Dream Team 13&#13;
LA Dream Team&#13;
15 yd pass-McKowen from Lewis&#13;
50 yd pass-Lewis from Anhold&#13;
Grapplers I&#13;
2 yd pass-Mahre from Wessley&#13;
50 yd pass-Yde from Wessley&#13;
20 yd pass Mahre from Wessley&#13;
The Warriors 32,&#13;
Killer Avocados 24&#13;
The Warriors&#13;
60 yd pass-Brielmaier from Johnson&#13;
35 yd pass-Evans from Johnson&#13;
60 yd pass-Breilmaier from Johnson&#13;
40 yd run-Breilmaier&#13;
18 yd pass-Breilmaier from Johnson&#13;
Killer Avocados&#13;
65 yd KO ret-Lindsay&#13;
40 yd pass-Lindsay from Caspers&#13;
50 yd int ret-LaFeau&#13;
35 y4 pass-Willette from Caspers&#13;
TUESDAY'S RESULTS&#13;
Bad Apples 42-32 74&#13;
Old Spice 18-16 34&#13;
SCORING&#13;
Bad Apples&#13;
Schmidtmann-20, Whittier-14, Whiting-8,&#13;
Nowicki-8, Kawczynski-6, Somenske-6,&#13;
Neilson-6, Topp-4.&#13;
Old Spice&#13;
Breilmaier-12, Harvey-8, Skanske-6, Porter-&#13;
4, Williams-4.&#13;
Black Watch 44-42 86&#13;
Warm Black Label 34-20 54&#13;
SCORING&#13;
Black Watch&#13;
Brown-26, Jackson-20, Mitchell-12,&#13;
Tolliver-10, Rouge-10, Owens-4, Farmer-&#13;
4.&#13;
Warm Black Label&#13;
Gruel-14, Ohm-12, Tetslaff-10, VanCuick-&#13;
8, Boschek-4, Lazarski-2, Waldal-2.&#13;
Prime Time 40-42 82&#13;
Girdy &amp; His Posse 38-32 70&#13;
SCORING&#13;
Prime Time&#13;
Parker-26, Owens-20, Emer-20, Glenedci-&#13;
12, Pehringer-4.&#13;
Girdy &amp; His Posse&#13;
Fennrick-26, Beiger-20, TW-12, Girdaukas-&#13;
8, Voipal-4.&#13;
Men's Cross Country at UW- Oshkosh&#13;
Team Totals&#13;
1. UW-Oshkosh 27&#13;
2. UW-Stevens Point 55&#13;
3. Michigan Tech 95&#13;
4. RET Club 112&#13;
5. Northern Michigan 115&#13;
6. UW-Parkside 135&#13;
7. UW-Green Bay 193&#13;
UW-Parkside Runners&#13;
PLACE NAME TIME&#13;
18 PatKochanski 25:59&#13;
27 Steve Rocha 26:27&#13;
30 Kirt Miller 26:37&#13;
40 Tim Reeves 26:48&#13;
42 Kevin Collins 26:52&#13;
46 Chris Henkes 26:56&#13;
51 PatKuhlman 27:06&#13;
58 Dave Doherty 27:23&#13;
Grapplers II43,&#13;
The Gauchos 0&#13;
Grapplers II&#13;
3yd run-Casper&#13;
18 yd run-Dutton&#13;
10 yd pass-Becker from Dutton&#13;
60 yd Int return-Brockman&#13;
Girdy &amp; His Posse-&#13;
No Scoring.&#13;
Charging Armadillos 16-30 46&#13;
LA Dream Team 50-46 96&#13;
SCORING&#13;
Charging Armidillos&#13;
Smerz-30, Rueth-4, Solomon-4, Posig-4,&#13;
Sieler-4.&#13;
LA Dream Team&#13;
McKowen-38, Lewis-16, Lemmermann-14,&#13;
Mclntyre-14, Anhold-10, Pluskota-4.&#13;
Do you Enjoy:&#13;
Bowling?&#13;
Meeting New People?&#13;
Join the&#13;
Parkside&#13;
Women's&#13;
Bowling&#13;
Team&#13;
For more Information&#13;
contact: MpiSE^&#13;
Mike Menzhuber 1 - .&#13;
Union Room 209 |&#13;
553-2408 I&#13;
^ NIGHTCLUB&#13;
Wednesday Night&#13;
Ladies Night - No Cover&#13;
Ladies Drink 500 Tappers and $1 Rail Drinks&#13;
8:00 -12:00&#13;
Thursday Night&#13;
College Night - No Cover&#13;
Free Jello Shot with College ID&#13;
$1.00 Barber Chair Shots&#13;
Friday Night&#13;
Live Classic Rock by Reflections&#13;
$2.00 Cover&#13;
Saturday Night&#13;
Live Classic Rock by Reflections&#13;
$2.00 Cover&#13;
Take Hwy E east to Sheridan Road&#13;
1146 Sheridan Road, Kenosha WI - 553-9181&#13;
Ranger, Page B4 .&#13;
Golf&#13;
October 4,&#13;
Golfers prepare for&#13;
District run with 2nd&#13;
continued from front page&#13;
hotter day by tournament winner,&#13;
UW-Whitewater.&#13;
The Warhawks cut 16 strokes&#13;
from their opening 397 total to&#13;
jump over both the Rangers and&#13;
first day leader Eau Gaire.&#13;
"We really played well, especially&#13;
the second day," said coach&#13;
Steve Stevens. "We've been playing&#13;
better each day of our tournaments&#13;
this year, and I hope that&#13;
continues next week at Districts."&#13;
Steve Gerber, Mark Schneider,&#13;
and Paul Connel all led that charge&#13;
with second round 75s. Connell&#13;
and Schneider both cut seven&#13;
strokes from their first day totals to&#13;
lead the charge.&#13;
Third place Eau Claire was led&#13;
by the tournament medalist, Tony&#13;
Rohlik, who shot a four-under-par&#13;
67 in theo pening round, thenf ell to&#13;
Volleyball&#13;
76 in his second round effort&#13;
"Eau Claire will probably be&#13;
our toughest competition at Districts,"&#13;
said Stevens. "It should&#13;
come down to a matchup between&#13;
their three stars and our depth.&#13;
Rohlik shot an impressive first&#13;
round on his home course."&#13;
Districts, which happen this&#13;
weekend, consist of 54-holes and&#13;
will be played at The Springs, in&#13;
Spring Green.&#13;
"Our starting line-up for Districts&#13;
won't be set until probably&#13;
Friday," added Stevens. "We have&#13;
a head-to-head, 54 hole playoff for&#13;
the final spot between Tom Agazzi&#13;
and Matt Kahler."&#13;
Parkside's depth will be the&#13;
key at the Robert Trent Jones&#13;
course, a course which will prove&#13;
to be what Stevens termed a "true&#13;
test to give us a true champion."&#13;
Year's best outing serves&#13;
up second place finish&#13;
continued from front page&#13;
tournament, Parkside played&#13;
Saginaw Valley College, winning&#13;
• in a marathon five game match 17-&#13;
15,13-1-5,15-10,8-15,15-11. "We&#13;
did a very good job against Saginaw&#13;
Valley, we hung in and stayed tough&#13;
right through the last game," said&#13;
Paulson.&#13;
Having only one game friday&#13;
the Lady Rangers continued the&#13;
tournament's round robin play&#13;
Saturday versus host Michigan&#13;
Tech. Parkside lostinfour9-15,8-&#13;
15,16-14, 6-15.&#13;
Finishing up the tournament,&#13;
Parkside took on Hillsdale College&#13;
winning in straight games 15-10,&#13;
15-11,15-8. In beating Hillsdale,&#13;
Parkside got its first real bounce&#13;
back victory of the season.&#13;
The Lady Ranger co-captains&#13;
Colleen Ryan and Janice Word&#13;
were the keys to victory for Parkside&#13;
as Colleen Ryan led Parkside during&#13;
the tournament with 33 kills&#13;
and 20 blocks. Word had an excellent&#13;
tournament definsively&#13;
making 38 digs. Cindy Maier had&#13;
75 tourney assists for the Lady&#13;
Rangers.&#13;
Lara Nieckula continued her&#13;
consistent play scoring 8 aces&#13;
during the three matches.&#13;
As a team, the Lady Rangers&#13;
combined for 129 assists, 156kills,&#13;
and 214 assists.&#13;
Parkside is 14-7 now on the&#13;
season, the Lady Rangers will next&#13;
compete in the Missouri West&#13;
Tournament Friday, October fifth&#13;
and sixth.&#13;
Ranger Volleyball Results&#13;
09/25 through 09/29&#13;
Oooonent Result Score&#13;
Elmhurst W 15-6, 15-12, 15-4&#13;
UW-Milwaukee W 15-11,5-15, 15-12,&#13;
15-6&#13;
Saginaw V. w 17-15, 13-15, 15-10,&#13;
8-15,15-11&#13;
Mich. Tech. L 9-15, 8-15, 16-14,&#13;
6-15&#13;
Hillsdale W 15-10, 15-11, 15-8&#13;
Early season&#13;
woes continue&#13;
for runners&#13;
By MIKEMcKOWEN&#13;
Sports Writer&#13;
An excellent field on a flat&#13;
course this past weekend gave the&#13;
Ranger Men's Cross Country team&#13;
a day in Oshkosh they don't want&#13;
to remember. Without Derek&#13;
Brown and Tracy Norstrom the&#13;
short-handed Rangers placed sixth&#13;
in the seven team meet. UWOshkosh&#13;
has won both meets this&#13;
year that UW-Parkside has competed&#13;
in with the Titans.&#13;
Coach Lucian Rosa isn't&#13;
pleased with the performance of&#13;
the upperclassmen."Without the&#13;
freshman we should have had a&#13;
nice team coming back. Now we've&#13;
had to rely on the freshman," Rosa&#13;
stated.&#13;
With the season nearing the&#13;
midpoint, the Rangers still have&#13;
time to get everything worked out&#13;
for the Districts. Rosa isn't worrying&#13;
yet, but would like to put a&#13;
healthy team in a meet&#13;
"The freshman are running on&#13;
schedule this point in the season&#13;
the upperclassmen hopefully are&#13;
feeling the push from them," said&#13;
Rosa. Three freshman (Steve&#13;
Rocha, Kirt Miller, and Kevin&#13;
Collins) were in the top five Parkside&#13;
finishers.&#13;
INTRAMURAL OUTLOOK&#13;
GIRL'S SOCCER-GIrl's soccer is in need&#13;
of more teems, If you/ore Interested in playing&#13;
the gym at 4:00 Thursday, October 4. t - • .&#13;
|l CO-ED VOLEEYBALD First games are&#13;
I tonight at 8:00. Those people interested in still&#13;
playing come to the gym.&#13;
GOLF- Enter the 4 person team best ball&#13;
scramble. Play Petrifying Springs Golf Course at j&#13;
your convenience between Thursday, October&#13;
11 and Tuesday, October 16. Pick up and turn&#13;
jin entry form's at the Physical Education Office&#13;
BpoillSIIH i^S||J;S!!l|^(!ii!!lSBi!ll8HBIiSBil^HBII&#13;
SUPERSTARS -The date has been&#13;
changed from Or; &lt; be ' 5 to October 12. Entry&#13;
forms will be taken until the beginning of the&#13;
first event. Hck up the entry forms in the P.E,&#13;
Office.&#13;
Rangers control Wildcats, 1-0&#13;
By JEFF LEMMERMANN&#13;
Sports Editor&#13;
Parkside topped their fourth&#13;
NCAA D-I opponent of the season&#13;
and upped their season mark to 7-&#13;
3 with a 1-0 licking of the Northwestern&#13;
Wildcats in Illinois on&#13;
Tuesday.&#13;
Jens Hansen broke out of his&#13;
own personal scoring slump,&#13;
knocking home a Bryan O'Malley&#13;
corner kick to talley the only mark&#13;
of the game at 78:00 of the conetst.&#13;
Parksidecontrolled the match,&#13;
outshooting the Wildcats by a 12- 3&#13;
margin, as goal keeper Joel&#13;
Meadow had to make only a pair of&#13;
saves in the shut out.&#13;
Mike Riley, Ron Knestrict, B ill&#13;
Kennedy, and Derrick Wilkinsen&#13;
all turned in solid efforts in the&#13;
Ranger win, their fourth in five&#13;
tries against D-I opponents.&#13;
Next up: St. Joseph in&#13;
Rensselar, Indiana, Parkside's&#13;
fourth straight road game.&#13;
IBM/Parkside's ftthCete of the Week:&#13;
Ryan provides leadership&#13;
IBM andthe RANGER Sports Department send out&#13;
congradulations this week to Volleyball's senior co-captain Colleen&#13;
Ryan for her outstanding play at the Michigan Tech Tournament.&#13;
Ryan, a Psychology major with an emphasis in early childhood,&#13;
has been a leader not only this season but throughout her career with&#13;
the Lady Rangers.&#13;
This past week at the Michigan Tech. tourney, Ryan sparked&#13;
Parkside with 33 kills, 24 digs and two service aces.&#13;
Ryan's consistent play as a middle hitter has solidified her position&#13;
on the Ranger team. Coach Paulson often uses Colleen with various&#13;
line-ups as her play gives the otherwise young team leadership.&#13;
For her leadership in the Michigan Tech Tournament and for her&#13;
great play all year, congradulations to Colleen Ryan as the IBM/&#13;
RANGER Athlete of the Week.&#13;
October 4,1990 News Ranger, Page 13&#13;
Curriculum to include women of color&#13;
by J.A. Bromstad&#13;
Staff Writer&#13;
The Womens Studies Research&#13;
Center in Madison received&#13;
a grant from the Ford Foundation&#13;
allowing two faculty members from&#13;
each university to participate in six&#13;
different two-day workshops.&#13;
These workshops aimed at elucidating&#13;
professors of existing materials&#13;
of women of color.&#13;
Materials in history, literature&#13;
and drama ( among other disciplines&#13;
), revise and expand the&#13;
scopes of courses throughout&#13;
acadamia. The enlightened professors&#13;
return to their campus's&#13;
and then share, with other participating&#13;
faculty members , the information&#13;
they learned. Leading&#13;
the efforts are communication professor,&#13;
Lana Rakow, and modem&#13;
language professor, Cynthia&#13;
Tompkins. Other Parkside faculty&#13;
members who attended the work-&#13;
Professor Profile&#13;
shops include Dennis Bayuzick (&#13;
Art), Judy Pugh (Communication&#13;
), Skelly Warren (Dramatic Arts ),&#13;
Norman Clentier ( Economics ),&#13;
Don Kummings (English), Richard&#13;
Walasek (Economics), John&#13;
Buenker (History ), Carol Tebben&#13;
(Political Science), Jeanne Thomas&#13;
(Psychology ), and Mary Ann&#13;
Cambell ( Sociology). On behalf&#13;
of WOCC, much thanks and appreciation&#13;
is extended to these professors&#13;
for participating in what is&#13;
likely to become a rewarding and&#13;
overall beneficial learning experience&#13;
for students and faculty alike.&#13;
The WOCC project is geared&#13;
to bring into the classroom what&#13;
has long been ignored by traditional&#13;
textbooks: universal knowledge.&#13;
History books and literature&#13;
books are king candidates for scrutiny&#13;
of syllabus' and course objectives.&#13;
Because American history&#13;
is a predominately ethnocentric&#13;
(White-Anglo-Saxon-Protestant),&#13;
male view of the world, it&#13;
holds biases that strangle the truth.&#13;
"Our textbooks are filled with traditional&#13;
world views permeated by&#13;
a dominant culture ( W.A.S.P. )&#13;
that have fostered their own beliefs&#13;
and disregarded the beliefs, views&#13;
and interpretations of other&#13;
peoples", says professor Lana&#13;
Rakow. This coercion of "facts"&#13;
has sprung cultural ignorance to&#13;
the forefront of racial, gender and&#13;
economic conflict So it is wise for&#13;
the student to beu nbiased when the&#13;
new information is introduced—&#13;
when this other view of the same&#13;
world is at hand.&#13;
Communication major Terry&#13;
Jones recalls her experiences in&#13;
and before&#13;
college where,441 was involved in&#13;
a learning experience I couldn't&#13;
relate to. I felt that there was no&#13;
connection between me and the&#13;
material I was learning. It didn't&#13;
seem to fit with what was (and is)&#13;
going on in the black community...&#13;
I was shocked by the difference&#13;
Professor enhances communication department&#13;
by Mona Shamon&#13;
Feature Writer&#13;
Thomas Lopez-Pumarejo,&#13;
Assistant Professor of Communication,&#13;
came to UW-Parkside because&#13;
of the quality of the faculty in&#13;
the Communication Department&#13;
and because "it is one of the few&#13;
Communication Departments in the&#13;
U.S. that emphasizes the humanities,&#13;
and (it) emphasizes communication&#13;
as a skill for living rather&#13;
than merely to produce material&#13;
for the industry."&#13;
"Another reason that I chose&#13;
to come'to UW-Parkside is because&#13;
I like the idea of having a big nontraditional&#13;
studentpopulation. That&#13;
was very attractive to me. I've&#13;
fought to always have extension&#13;
classes. I seem to do quite good&#13;
with th at type of student I don't&#13;
like the idea of having all traditional&#13;
or all non-traditional students, but&#13;
I love the idea of having them&#13;
mixed. I think it is healthy for&#13;
everybody, particularly in a society&#13;
like this where it seems to be more&#13;
compartmentalized; teenagers do&#13;
this, senior citizens go to Florida,&#13;
and the yuppies live in cities. It&#13;
compensates a little for that."&#13;
Because he has lived most of&#13;
the last ten years in the midwest in&#13;
Minneapolis, Professor Lopez-&#13;
Pumarejo feels very much at home&#13;
here. "People are very sweet and&#13;
family-oriented, and they're not&#13;
pretentious. It is a beautiful area.&#13;
You couldn't ask for a beter location."&#13;
ProfessorLopez-Pumarejo has&#13;
traveled a great deal which contributed&#13;
to his ability to speak five&#13;
languages: English, Spanish,&#13;
Portugese, Italian, and French. His&#13;
education has been international&#13;
also. He received his Bachelor's&#13;
degree in Humanities and a&#13;
Master's degree in Journalism and&#13;
Public Communication in his native&#13;
Puerto Rico at the University of&#13;
Puerto Rico. He received a second&#13;
master's degree in Hispanic Literatures&#13;
and Sociology at Cornell&#13;
University in New Yo ik. He earned&#13;
a Ph.D. in Institute of Film and&#13;
Television at the University of&#13;
Valencia, Spain. He also earned a&#13;
Ph.D. in Mass Communication/&#13;
Hispanic and Luso-Brazilian&#13;
studies at the University of Minnesota.&#13;
As an undergraduate he also&#13;
studied at the Universita Italiana&#13;
per Stranieriin Perugia, Italy. Asa&#13;
graduate student he received a&#13;
Fulbright Grant that allowed him&#13;
to live in Rio de Janiero, Brazil, so&#13;
that he could do field reaserch for&#13;
his doctoral dissertation.&#13;
Professor Lopez-Pumarejo&#13;
was originally interested in advertising.&#13;
He gained some experience&#13;
in this field working as an illustrator&#13;
and copy writer in public relations&#13;
in Puerto Rico. When asked why&#13;
he did not continue in the field of&#13;
advertising he said, "I consider&#13;
myself a rather ethical person, and&#13;
I consider that it is more ethical to&#13;
be teaching people about advertising&#13;
than to be producing advertising."&#13;
His interest now is communication&#13;
theory, literature, and&#13;
television. In 1987, he published a&#13;
book on general theory of why&#13;
television tends to be similiar in&#13;
many countries, and therefore&#13;
comprehensible to people of different&#13;
cultures and ethnic backgrounds.&#13;
His favorite area of study&#13;
in communications is television&#13;
studies. He would like to study&#13;
communication policies. "How do&#13;
you create laws to regulate new&#13;
technology? How do you, like in&#13;
Europe where countries are close&#13;
together, prevent cross broadcasting,&#13;
and how do you bill the people&#13;
that are stealing your beam with a&#13;
satellite with a satellite dish."&#13;
between the more institutionalized&#13;
knowledge' of high school and&#13;
information used in college written&#13;
by black people forblack people&#13;
as well as anyone&#13;
who is interested." Terry was&#13;
pleased to hear that women of color&#13;
are gaining recognition- " For&#13;
women of color, sexism is compounded&#13;
by racism and with the aid&#13;
of programs like WOCC, we can&#13;
work to abolish bias, prejudice and&#13;
fear by learning about one another&#13;
and meeting each other on like&#13;
terms."&#13;
Professor D. Kummings has&#13;
revised his Introduction to Literatureclass&#13;
by highlighting thecourse&#13;
with a novel by Zora Hurstin caldle&#13;
Their Eyes Are Watching God.&#13;
Professor L. Rakow has plucked&#13;
the theme, the role of communication&#13;
technology in a changing sense&#13;
of community, from the new perspective&#13;
she gained at the workshops.&#13;
Professor of history, John&#13;
Buenker, admits, "I was already&#13;
Donald Kummings&#13;
moving in the direction of implementing&#13;
the works of women of&#13;
color into my lectures... and what I&#13;
hope to see is more discussion&#13;
among students and faculty and&#13;
bring the issueo ut into theo pen, so&#13;
as not to defeat the purpose of the&#13;
university.44&#13;
SEGUNDO SONIDO&#13;
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University of Wisconsin-Parkside&#13;
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FRIDAY, OCTOBER 12&#13;
7 p.m. DINNER&#13;
(Advance ticket sales only&#13;
prior to Oct 5 for $7.)&#13;
9 p.m. DANCE&#13;
(1$ Parkside and&#13;
Carthage students&#13;
2$ others at the door)&#13;
FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CALL (414)553-2345.&#13;
Student tragedy continued from Page 1&#13;
In Kenosha, Kenosha's Youth&#13;
Development Services provides a&#13;
24-hour Crisis Intervention phone&#13;
line. Crisis counselors are trained&#13;
to help with any situations. According&#13;
to Crisis Intervention, the&#13;
most typical problems are family&#13;
disputes, depression, loneliness,&#13;
physical/emotional abuse, suicidal&#13;
thoughts, and school problems. If&#13;
you have a problem and need help&#13;
call 1-800-338-7188.&#13;
Klepel offered so much to&#13;
others, they all wished they could&#13;
have returned the favor.&#13;
"Klepel was very interesting,"&#13;
said HelL "Very intellectual."&#13;
"He was outgoing, a hard&#13;
worker, and very confident," said&#13;
Jude.&#13;
"He had a lot going for himself,"&#13;
said Daniel.&#13;
"He cared more about the&#13;
people he tutored than his own&#13;
work," said Gina Allen, a friend&#13;
who worked with Klepel at the&#13;
Center.&#13;
According to Neubauer, a&#13;
student who Klepel tutored said&#13;
Klepel not only helped her in her&#13;
homework but also helped her&#13;
believe in herself.&#13;
"He touched many people's&#13;
lives, whether he knew it or not,"&#13;
said Neubauer.&#13;
Ranger, Page 14 International&#13;
Holocaust: a grim reality&#13;
by&#13;
Gwen&#13;
Heller&#13;
"Those who cannot remember the&#13;
past are condemned to repeat it."&#13;
-Santayana&#13;
The sprawling German countryside&#13;
paints a dazzling portrait of&#13;
autumn. Sinewy strands of clouds&#13;
dot the radiant sky, and from the&#13;
bus window I detect the leaves, in&#13;
altered hues, preparing for their&#13;
perennial descents.&#13;
Yet an ominous cloud hangs&#13;
over our destination. Dachau&#13;
beckons with a foreboding wind-&#13;
-a story of its grisly past and a&#13;
message for not only present generations,&#13;
but more importantly,&#13;
future ones.&#13;
In 1933, the first Nazi concentration&#13;
camp was erected on the&#13;
site of a deserted ammunitions&#13;
factory in the quaint Bavarian town&#13;
of Dachau. From March 23,1933&#13;
to April 29,1945,20,000prisoners&#13;
were stationed here and at the&#13;
neighboring branch camps, at the&#13;
mercy of the Third Reich.&#13;
The atrocities committed&#13;
against political opponents, Jews,&#13;
clergymen and "undesirable elements"&#13;
(a catch-all category which&#13;
included homosexuals), were numerous.&#13;
Over 32,000 deaths re-&#13;
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suited from torture, epidemics,&#13;
hunger and executions.&#13;
The following passage is taken&#13;
from a journal entry I wrote shortly&#13;
after my visit to the concentration&#13;
camp and the adjacent museum.&#13;
Thursday, 13 September 1990&#13;
We spent the afternnon at the&#13;
Dachau concentration camp near&#13;
Munich. Undoubtedly, it was the&#13;
most startling experience of the&#13;
trip. Yet it is ironic how the prisoners&#13;
barracks and creamatorium&#13;
created a church-like atmosphere.&#13;
In fact, the solemn, peaceful quiet&#13;
was more powerful than any cathedral&#13;
in Europe.&#13;
I didn't take any pictures. It&#13;
didn't seem appropriate. The images&#13;
of Dachau will be etched in&#13;
my mind forever. And although&#13;
the ghosts of the prisoners were not&#13;
visible, their presence was overwhelming&#13;
as I felt them looming&#13;
over their graves.&#13;
I cannot understand how propaganda—&#13;
mere words—could&#13;
conjure up a population of human&#13;
beings into killing millions of innocent&#13;
people. It makes me pity&#13;
mankind. It's a cruel world. It's&#13;
still happening today...&#13;
A memorial that adorned the&#13;
granite facade of the museum&#13;
simply read "Never Again." Such&#13;
a prophesy cannot be fulfilled so&#13;
easily when one considers the unjust&#13;
regimes of South Africa,&#13;
Cambodia, and Mozambique where&#13;
human rights are violated in&#13;
countless ways. Sadly enough,&#13;
history goes right on repeating itself.&#13;
The museum was laden with&#13;
both shocking and poignant photographs&#13;
of the prisoners, the SS&#13;
troops, and the man who orchestrated&#13;
the whole nightmare, Adolf&#13;
Hitler. Mangled, contorted corpses&#13;
piled high in mass graves...&#13;
Frightened children clutching the&#13;
hands of their mothers and fathers&#13;
as they were led towards their&#13;
deaths in the gas chambers... One&#13;
photograph displayed the exposed&#13;
brains of one prisoner who was the&#13;
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Craig Simpkins at 1-800-866-4772 or&#13;
1-414-553-2287.&#13;
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subject of an experimentconducted&#13;
by a "mad" scientist at the camp.&#13;
A uniform was on display. A&#13;
torn, grey and white striped jacket,&#13;
baggy trousers, chunky wooden&#13;
shoes, anda thin cap were stli ldirty&#13;
and bloodied. I saw a letter that a&#13;
mother at one camp had written to&#13;
her son in another camp. The letter&#13;
itself touched my heart, and I had&#13;
to be content with that, since I do&#13;
not understand German.&#13;
The majority of the barracks&#13;
were destroyed in the 1960's, but&#13;
two of them were recreated to depict&#13;
the way it really was. It was&#13;
commonplace for 400 prisoners to&#13;
crowd into a crudely modest room&#13;
designed to hold sixty.&#13;
The notorious gas chambers at&#13;
Dachau were never actually used.&#13;
Disguised as showers, they were&#13;
housed in the same building as the&#13;
ovens. Made of metal and wood,&#13;
the stout ovens were the most overwhelming&#13;
image... Hell on earth.&#13;
How different the world&#13;
seemed—only fifty years ago...&#13;
Addictive Relationships&#13;
Support&#13;
Group&#13;
The Counseling and Testing&#13;
Office and the Women's Center&#13;
are co-sponsoring an Addictive&#13;
Relationships Support Group&#13;
which will meet weekly beginning&#13;
Wednesday, October 17 at 1 pm.&#13;
If you have a pattern of being&#13;
drawn into unhealthy relationships&#13;
with people who need fixing, if&#13;
you tend to focus more time and&#13;
energy on improving and maintaining&#13;
your relationship than you&#13;
do on improving or maintaining&#13;
yourself, or if you usea relationship&#13;
to bolster your self-esteem to feel&#13;
complete, then this support group&#13;
is designed for you.&#13;
To join the support group or&#13;
get more infprmation, call Barbara&#13;
Larson, Counselor, at 553-2370 or&#13;
stop by WLLC D175 to make an&#13;
appointment.&#13;
October 4,1990 Feature Ranger, Page 15&#13;
The Children to perform in Union&#13;
The Children will be performing&#13;
in the Union Square on&#13;
Friday, October 5 at9 pm. Admission&#13;
will be $2 for students and $3&#13;
for guests.&#13;
According to Julie Kahl of&#13;
South Dakota, "their music is a&#13;
tme expression of their positive&#13;
and firmly grounded beliefs, combined&#13;
with their love for music."&#13;
Other people mentioned that "After&#13;
h earing Children, you'll take&#13;
another look at the world through&#13;
different eyes," and "the concert&#13;
provided a marvelous evening of&#13;
compelling, thought provoking&#13;
music."&#13;
Children, a progressive rock&#13;
band, conveys a message of love,&#13;
hate, war and life in general. The&#13;
success of the group's unique sound&#13;
is due to the contribution of each of&#13;
the members.&#13;
The five member band, Children,&#13;
presents a high energy show&#13;
that is both original and thoughtful.&#13;
"While our music has been described&#13;
as both spiritual and&#13;
meaningful, our primary goal is to&#13;
entertain, and we are extremely&#13;
pleased with the enthusiastic response&#13;
our audiences have given&#13;
us wherever we have appeared."&#13;
Last year, the Ranger did a&#13;
record review of Children's latest&#13;
album. The album received high&#13;
New teachers honored&#13;
by Sharon Gill&#13;
Historian&#13;
Amidst the hustle and bustle,&#13;
anxiety and anticipation of another&#13;
school year beginning, several recently&#13;
certified Parkside graduates&#13;
were honored at a luncheon sponsored&#13;
by Kappa Delta Pi, honor&#13;
society for women and men in&#13;
education. In addition to the&#13;
Parkside graduates, also honored&#13;
were two new Parkside faculty&#13;
members, Dr. Kunhiko Imai, professor&#13;
of economics, and Dr. Joseph&#13;
DiPietro, professor of geology.&#13;
On Saturday, August 25 at the&#13;
Casino Town House in Kenosha,&#13;
G. Gary Grace, Assistant Vice&#13;
Chancellor at Parkside, welcomed&#13;
the new professionals to "the best&#13;
profession" and congratulated them&#13;
on their new positions. Following&#13;
Grace's welcome, Patricia&#13;
Hoffman, AssistantSuperintendent&#13;
of the Burlington School systems,&#13;
also welcomed the new teachers to&#13;
a community of learners and leaders.&#13;
She explained that entering&#13;
the profession today has changed&#13;
since she first began as a teacher 20&#13;
years ago. Then, teachers were&#13;
given a classroom, some books,&#13;
desks, and, hopefully, students and&#13;
told to "go for it". Today's new&#13;
professionals face a system more&#13;
complicated but reinforced with&#13;
much more guidance and support.&#13;
marks.&#13;
Here's your chance tos ee why&#13;
so many people seem to love&#13;
Children. You won't get another&#13;
chance like this!&#13;
Most attendee* at the luncheon had&#13;
spent the previous week in meetings&#13;
with their prospective school&#13;
districts learning the myriad of&#13;
rules, regulations, formats, and&#13;
procedures to follow in conducting&#13;
their student and teaching related&#13;
activities to hopefully ease their&#13;
first day anxiety.&#13;
New certifed teachers honored&#13;
included: Rachel Braatz-&#13;
Gavunder, Brenda Buchanan,&#13;
Catherine Caruso, Linda Diaz,&#13;
Shari Fairbum-Gerou, Diane&#13;
Haack. Mary Sue Langendorf,&#13;
Deborah Maszka, Craig Matheus,&#13;
Carol Ramaska, Susan Siel, and&#13;
Ann Wojceichowicz.&#13;
Community Service&#13;
BECOME A CRISIS LINE VOLUNTEER...Answer adult and juvenile crisis phone lines for K.Y.D.S. one&#13;
evening per week..from 5-10 pm. Training begins soon. Excellent opportunity for Sociology majors needing&#13;
experience.&#13;
TREMPER HIGH SCHOOL ADMINISTRATION REQUEST HELP. Help tabulate and analyze parent/&#13;
teacher survey. Mathematical skills helpful; This is a short-term volunteer request. See Carol in the Career&#13;
Center. • ; - * f&#13;
PROJECT EMERGENCY ASSISTS THE HUNGRY. Be on-call to assist the Project Emergency staff with&#13;
food distribution and various other projects. This Racine program needs students interested in helping people&#13;
less fortunate. Varied times.&#13;
KENOSHAHOSPICEALLIANCEISINNEEDOFDIRECTSERVICEVOLUNTEERS.Trainingbegins&#13;
October 16th and ends November 8th...from 7-9 pm every Tuesday and Thursday. Must be 18 years old. One&#13;
year commitment required. Excellent experience for those in the health field. Call 553-2011 for more&#13;
information.&#13;
For more details, contact Carol Engberg in the Career Center-WLLC-D175 or call 553-2011.&#13;
Volunteer of the week&#13;
PHYLLIS METALLO, a senior majoring in Sociology and Women's&#13;
Studies, was selected as Volunteer of the Week because of her&#13;
commitment to helping others and her positive attitude toward&#13;
volunteerism. Phyllis has been a Student Community Service member&#13;
since March of 1989. Since then she has completed traing as a crisis&#13;
line volunteer for K.Y.D.S (Kenosha Youth Development Service&#13;
Inc.) and isn ow helping one evening a weekf rom 5 pm1- 0pm. Sandor&#13;
Marianyi, the Adult Crisis Counselor and V OCA Coordinator reported,&#13;
"I have received compliments about Phyllis from all the K.Y.D.S.&#13;
staff. Her enthusiasm and concern for the clients lend a lot to the&#13;
service we provide." Phyllis is also helping the Aging Center for Long&#13;
Term Care by assisting caseworkers as a translator for an elderly&#13;
Italian client. Their most recent volunteer assignment is being an&#13;
escort for Scott Edwards, a UW-Parkside freshm an with some physical&#13;
limitations. Phyllis can be seen in the Union Dining Hall every&#13;
Monday, Wednesday, and Friday and enroute to Scott's 1:00 class in&#13;
Molinaro. Carol Engberg, SCS Director commented, "Phyllis works&#13;
well with people in a human services environment She has a friendly&#13;
personality that can make people feel comfortable. I hope her&#13;
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The 1990 Leadership Adventure&#13;
October 13-14, 1990&#13;
Camp Sidney Cohen in Deiafield, Wl&#13;
The Student Activities Office will b e sponsoring Excel *90, a leadership&#13;
workshop for ail UW-Parkside students, on October 13-14, 1990. The&#13;
workshop will be help at the scenic Camp Sidney Cohen in Delafieid, Wl.&#13;
Excel '90 will teach you the skills you need to be an effective leader. This is&#13;
an ideal opportunity to improve your communications, interpersonal and&#13;
organizational skills. Sessions on risk-taking, creativity and many other&#13;
topics will also be presented.&#13;
The weekend workshop also provides you with the chance to meet other&#13;
UW-Parksrde students. You're sure to have a good time. All for only $1 o.&#13;
Registration forms will b e available in the Student Activities Office. Union&#13;
209.&#13;
sign up by tomorrow!&#13;
Ranger, Page 16 Entertainment October 4,1990&#13;
Music department offering more diverse programming&#13;
by Dawn Mailand&#13;
Entertainment Editor&#13;
The Parkside Music Department&#13;
has outdone itself this year&#13;
with the qu ality programming of&#13;
the concerts set aside for this semester.&#13;
Professor James Kinchen,&#13;
who joined the department last fall,&#13;
had many plans for the vocal program&#13;
that he wanted to implement&#13;
One change included having a&#13;
wider, more culturally diverse&#13;
repertoire of music than what was&#13;
performed in previous years.&#13;
Kinchen also planned on offering a&#13;
larger chorus, Master Singers, in&#13;
addition to Chorale and Voices of&#13;
Parkside. Both of these improvements&#13;
were achieved by the spring&#13;
semester.&#13;
After each concert last year,&#13;
numerous members of the audience&#13;
commented on how excellent the&#13;
sounds of the choirs were. Adding&#13;
more ethnic music increased the&#13;
campus-wide and community-wide&#13;
interest in choral singing.&#13;
The three vocal groups all have&#13;
their own distictions and goals. The&#13;
Chorale is described as the "elective"&#13;
choral group of the institution.&#13;
It is intended to be an "all.&#13;
university" chorus open to all&#13;
comers. "This year's works provides&#13;
an excellent opportunity to&#13;
bridge between the purely folk aspect&#13;
of gospel performance, which&#13;
can be found in the community,&#13;
and the more academic aspect of&#13;
choral singing," Kinchen said.&#13;
Major works for this semester include&#13;
"The Mass of Saint Augustine"&#13;
by Leon C. Roberts, "For the&#13;
Beautyof theEarth"by JohnRutter&#13;
and "Ezekiel Saw de Wheel" by&#13;
William L. Dawson.&#13;
Voices is the unversity's select,&#13;
chamber choral group. Only persons&#13;
who have passed an audition/&#13;
interview which is designed to assess&#13;
their musicianship, vocal skills&#13;
and tonal memory as well as thenattitude&#13;
and commitment toward&#13;
the high and challenging goals and&#13;
objectives of a group are admitted&#13;
to membership.&#13;
The music Voices will be&#13;
singing through December include&#13;
the Te Deum by George Frederic&#13;
Handel, the plainsong melody of&#13;
the Te Deum and My Lord, What a&#13;
Mourning by Dawson. The quality&#13;
of the Te Deum ranks very high in&#13;
terms of Handel's accomplishments&#13;
in musical excellence.&#13;
Kinchen is very satisfied with&#13;
the enrollment of Voices. Last&#13;
year, there were around 13 people,&#13;
and the enrollment this year is about&#13;
23. "Based on what I've seen of&#13;
chamber groups around the country,&#13;
most chamber groups are in the&#13;
low to mid 20's. So, I'm really&#13;
excited about that," remarked&#13;
Kinchen.&#13;
Parkside Master Singers is the&#13;
newest addition to choral activities&#13;
and was added to the curriculum in&#13;
an effort to make choral singing&#13;
moreaccessible to community adult&#13;
singers who have day jobs, "nontraditional"&#13;
university students, day&#13;
students with class conflicts which&#13;
prevent participation in Chorale or&#13;
Voices of Parkside, and faculty/&#13;
staff/administrators.&#13;
This program was a success&#13;
from the beginning. "It was our&#13;
attempt to try and open up the choral&#13;
experience to the community as&#13;
well as the university students.&#13;
Music performed by this group will&#13;
be the Requiem. This light, melodic&#13;
and optimistic music was once&#13;
the lyrics of a church service. Over&#13;
the years, people began to see the&#13;
Professor Profile: Farida Kahn&#13;
Assistant Proffessor of Economics,&#13;
Farida Khan, is a native of&#13;
Bangladesh. Growing up there, she&#13;
saw hungry young children begging&#13;
in the streets for food while she was&#13;
sitting safely in her car knowing&#13;
that she had enough to eat She&#13;
realized that this was wrong and&#13;
that it was worth finding out why it&#13;
happened. These early experiences&#13;
had some influence on her eventual&#13;
decision to study economics.&#13;
However, her initial caree r&#13;
choice was medicine. In&#13;
Bangladesh, students are required&#13;
in ninth grade to decide their career&#13;
track, choosing between commerce,&#13;
the humanities and the sciences.&#13;
Ms. Khan chose science&#13;
because of an interest in medicine.&#13;
She feels that this was agood choice&#13;
for economics because she says&#13;
economics has become more&#13;
quantitative and scientific.&#13;
Kahn started her college education&#13;
in Bangladesh, but transferred&#13;
to college in the United States because&#13;
of the political disturbances&#13;
in her nativecountry. "Degrees that&#13;
could have been done in three years&#13;
took up to five years because the&#13;
university was closed half the year&#13;
because people were shooting down&#13;
the halls with machine guns. There&#13;
is quite a lot of student unrest historically&#13;
since Bangladesh became&#13;
James Kinchen&#13;
work more artistically, because the&#13;
words "were a great vehicle for&#13;
expressing certain emotions."&#13;
Another new occurrence this&#13;
year is the offer from the Racine&#13;
Symphony to have the Master&#13;
Singers and the Voices of Parkside&#13;
perform with the symphony.&#13;
Kinchen had two main goals in&#13;
preparing for this year's schedule.&#13;
The first goal was to make the&#13;
general readership aware of the&#13;
existence of our choral program.&#13;
independent in 1971."&#13;
She received her bachelor's&#13;
degree in B usiness Economics from&#13;
Georgia, which she describes as a&#13;
small college similar to Parkside.&#13;
She then earned her master's in&#13;
Economic Policy and Planning at&#13;
Northeastern University in Boston&#13;
where she also taughta s a teaching&#13;
assistant. She earned her Ph.D. in&#13;
International Economics and Economic&#13;
Development at the Univer-&#13;
Pitch In&#13;
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customers please remove trays, china,&#13;
glassware and any paper products from&#13;
your table and return them to the proper receiving&#13;
areas. Please be considerate of the&#13;
next person in need of a table.&#13;
No China, Glassware, or Silverware is'permitted to leave the Dining Room&#13;
Thank you for your Cooperation.&#13;
As Kinchen put it, "We could sing&#13;
everyday out in Main Place and&#13;
there would still be students who&#13;
did not know of our existence."&#13;
The second goal was to give people&#13;
who have an interest in music but&#13;
who have not considered (singing)&#13;
before, one last, little push.&#13;
As it says on one of Kinchen's&#13;
handouts, singing is the oldest and&#13;
noblest form of music making.&#13;
Through choral singing, we can&#13;
share with each other and with our&#13;
audiences the rich musical expressions&#13;
of masters of bygone ages as&#13;
well as our own time; we can share&#13;
the products of cultures near and&#13;
far; we can share inth e celebration&#13;
of the human spirit and together&#13;
experience power, beauty and&#13;
spirituality which is far greater than&#13;
and has deeper meaning than mere&#13;
mortal existence.&#13;
Singing with a choral group&#13;
will give you pride, spirit, discipline,&#13;
perserverence, dedication&#13;
and empathy, so become involved&#13;
with something that is truly inspiring.&#13;
Aldous Huxley once said,&#13;
"After silence that which comes&#13;
nearest to expressing the inexpressible&#13;
is music."&#13;
sity of Maryland in College Park,&#13;
Maryland.&#13;
Professor Khan is most interested&#13;
in the area of Economic Development:&#13;
why some countries are&#13;
poorer, and what policies are&#13;
leading to the poverty and inequality&#13;
of income. She is interested&#13;
in the plight of women in&#13;
developing countries. She also&#13;
works with trade policies of developing&#13;
countries. She is teaching&#13;
International Economics at the&#13;
undergraduate and MBA levels&#13;
here at Parkside.&#13;
Professor Khan wanted a change&#13;
from the large campus of38,000 at&#13;
the University of Maryland, so she&#13;
enjoys the smaller campus of&#13;
Parkside. "You see the same people&#13;
over and over, you get to know&#13;
them, their faces and names." She&#13;
also likes not having to deal with&#13;
congestion, noise, and long lines as&#13;
she did \yhile she lived in Washington,&#13;
D.C, and yet still having&#13;
the benefits of larger cities because&#13;
of Parkside's location near Chicago,&#13;
Milwaukee and Madison. She&#13;
finds the pace here a little slower,&#13;
"People take their time to be nice to&#13;
you, which is very pleasant" There&#13;
is one thing that she does not like&#13;
about parkside; the parking situation.&#13;
October 4,1990 Entertainment Ranger, Page IT&#13;
Funny About Love&#13;
by David Wick&#13;
Staff Writer&#13;
The biggest complaint that I hear&#13;
about film critics is that they seem&#13;
to hate almost every film that they&#13;
see. If you have ever watched any&#13;
of the critics on television this&#13;
would seem like a fair assessment.&#13;
When I became a film critic I&#13;
vowed to be different I love the&#13;
movies that I see and reviewing&#13;
them is a real treat, but the inevitable&#13;
has happened and I must now&#13;
write my first bad review.&#13;
Funny About Love stars Gene&#13;
Wilder and Christine Lahti. They&#13;
play a married couple trying to&#13;
have a baby. The film tries to cover&#13;
a lot of material and is unsuccessful&#13;
on many levels.&#13;
Wilder and Lahti are two very&#13;
talented actors, but unfortunately,&#13;
their talent is completely wasted in&#13;
this uninspired comedy.&#13;
Gene Wilder has built a good&#13;
reputation in comedy. He has been&#13;
very effective in the films in which&#13;
he has worked with Richard Pryor&#13;
and Mel Brooks.&#13;
In this film Wilder stars as a&#13;
cartoonist of political satire. His&#13;
character's name is Duffy and his&#13;
cartoon is modestly named Duffy's&#13;
World. Shockingly, there are actually&#13;
a couple of scenes in which&#13;
Wilder is surrounded hv his alladoring&#13;
fans and he makes some&#13;
cute one liner. All of the fans laugh&#13;
hysterically.&#13;
However, in the theatre that I&#13;
attended there were no laughs at&#13;
all. A film with its own laugh track&#13;
is not a good sign.&#13;
Lahti is best known for her dramatic&#13;
ability, such as her role in&#13;
Running On Empty. The fact that&#13;
this was to be a comedy was probably&#13;
what drew Lahti to thep roject&#13;
Her talent shows through in a&#13;
couple of scenes, but the script&#13;
revolves around Wilder so much&#13;
that she looks more like a supporting&#13;
character. The script also&#13;
gives her sentimental lines, then&#13;
turns her intoa bitch and thism akes&#13;
her character incredibly confusing&#13;
to watch.&#13;
The only person to turn in a&#13;
solid performance is Mary Stuart&#13;
Masterson. She plays a young&#13;
television director who has a fling&#13;
with Wilder. She is the only one&#13;
who gives a true comic performance&#13;
to this supposed comedy. She&#13;
doesn' t show up until the endo f the&#13;
film, and her performance doesn't&#13;
save the film.&#13;
If you want to watch a good&#13;
comedy go watch Postcarcs From&#13;
The Edge and avoid Funny About&#13;
Love. I give this film halfa star out&#13;
of four.&#13;
The Week at Parkside&#13;
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 5&#13;
CONCERT: "Children," Union Square, 9 pm. $2&#13;
students, $3 guests.&#13;
SATURDAY, OCTOBER 6&#13;
SOCCER: Away game against St. Joseph's (Indiana),&#13;
3:30 pm.&#13;
MONDAY, OCTOBER 8&#13;
HISPANIC BAZAAR: National Hispanic Heritage&#13;
Month, 10 am - 2 pm, Main Place. /&#13;
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 9&#13;
FILM: "Blood of the Condor," Union Cinema, 7:30&#13;
pm, free.&#13;
WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 10&#13;
LUNCHEON: Hispanic Food of Costa Rica, 10:30 am&#13;
to 2 pm, Union Dining Room.&#13;
SOCCER: Game against UW-Milwaukee, Racine field,&#13;
7 pm.&#13;
GUEST ENSEMBLE: Klarus Girl's Choir, Klarus&#13;
Denmark, noon, CA D-l 18.&#13;
Riverport Chorus to perform&#13;
The Riverport Chorus, featuring&#13;
Riverport Chorus &amp;&#13;
Quartets and die Festival City&#13;
Men's Chorus, will be performing&#13;
on Saturday, October 6, at&#13;
Parkside.&#13;
The 1990 Regional champions&#13;
will be performing "Barbershop&#13;
Music ... and You."&#13;
The chorus will present&#13;
shows at 4 and 8 pm. All seats&#13;
will be $8, For ticket information,&#13;
call 658-2192.&#13;
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"Macintosh practically eliminates the need to&#13;
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October 4,1990 Feature Ranger, Page 19»&#13;
Life after Parkside by Katie Knight&#13;
Dr. Mario Maritato graduated&#13;
from Parkside in 1982, with a degree&#13;
in life science. After graduating&#13;
from Parkside, Maritato went&#13;
on to Marquette University School&#13;
of Dentistry. Maritato graduated in&#13;
1986, and has been practicing for&#13;
about four years now.&#13;
As a general dentist, Maritato&#13;
does everything from cleaning teeth&#13;
to cosmetic dentistry, such as&#13;
bonding and bleaching teeth.&#13;
Maritato feels his Parkside education&#13;
was very valuable. He feels&#13;
that the ten to twelve people who&#13;
went on to Marquette with him&#13;
after a Parkside education were&#13;
probably the best prepared for dental&#13;
school.&#13;
He feels that Parkside has a&#13;
very good pre-professional pro-&#13;
"Parkside really&#13;
prepared me. I enjoyed&#13;
it, it's a beautiful&#13;
school"&#13;
Dr. Mario Maritato&#13;
Parkside Graduate&#13;
gram and commented that,&#13;
"Parkside really prepared me. I&#13;
enjoyed Parkside, it's a beautiful&#13;
school."&#13;
Advice that Maritato would give&#13;
to students interested in becoming&#13;
dentists would be to spend some&#13;
time in an office, and speak to&#13;
different dentists about dentistry.&#13;
Also, one should visit different&#13;
dental schools.&#13;
The average yearly salary foe&#13;
this profession is approximately&#13;
$52,000 - $54,000 a year, that is,&#13;
after a dentist has been in the profession&#13;
for a few years. It also can&#13;
vary from area to area. Maritato&#13;
feels the major rewards of being a&#13;
dentist are being able to work for&#13;
yourself and the satisfaction of&#13;
helping people. &gt;&#13;
April in Paris...Or is it the Soviet Union in March&#13;
Kimberly A. Tenerelli&#13;
News Writer&#13;
There is something really exciting&#13;
that is going to happen in&#13;
March, March 14-29 to be exact.&#13;
What is it, you ask? It's a trip to the&#13;
Soviet Union.&#13;
Dr. Hayward has taken students&#13;
from Parkside, among other&#13;
UWcampuses, and the community,&#13;
to the Soviet Union since 1980.&#13;
The idea was came to UW-Parkside&#13;
by a University program called&#13;
Outreach.&#13;
In order for a person to accompany&#13;
Dr. Hayward he/she has&#13;
to take his class, "Contemporary&#13;
Russia in Historical Perspective,"&#13;
formerly "Soviet Seminar." The&#13;
reason for the class is to create an&#13;
understanding of the culture and&#13;
the history before going to the Soviet&#13;
Union. This is a three credit&#13;
class. It is composed of concentrated&#13;
lectures, the trip, and then a&#13;
final paper. Guest lectures are&#13;
commonplace in the class, including&#13;
specialists on Russian Art and&#13;
those very knowledgeable of Russian&#13;
culture.&#13;
Approximately 15-30 people&#13;
go on this trip each year. One-third&#13;
to one-half of the people are&#13;
Parkside students. The others are&#13;
from other UW campuses, and the&#13;
surrounding community. Spouses,&#13;
parents, and families of students&#13;
can also join the group. A variety&#13;
of ages go; senior citizens have&#13;
been said to have the best of times&#13;
there.&#13;
Although the cost of the trip&#13;
seems high — approximately&#13;
$2500.00, financial aid is available.&#13;
FA is available due to the fact&#13;
that the trip is considered tuition,&#13;
like lab in chemistry. Not all of the&#13;
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but over half is given, says Dr.&#13;
Hayward. Many students don't&#13;
know that they are going to take&#13;
this class until all FA is given out.&#13;
Dr. Hayward states, however, that&#13;
the Financial Aid staff really works&#13;
with the students and gets them all&#13;
the money they can. Thecostofthe&#13;
trip includes housing, travel and&#13;
food. The hotels that the students&#13;
stay at are considered very respectable.&#13;
The trip is usually two weeks,&#13;
however this year the stay will be&#13;
15 days. March is the time of the&#13;
year the group goes because spring&#13;
break is at this time. Christmas&#13;
break is not an option due to the&#13;
bitter cold in the Soviet Union.&#13;
The weather ir March is getting&#13;
better and the airfares have not&#13;
risen yet. April through the summer&#13;
the airfare escalates because&#13;
this is their peak season, vacation&#13;
time — just like ours!&#13;
What do they do when they are&#13;
there? Well, they have busy days,&#13;
that's for sure! An itinerary is&#13;
planned between the travel agents,&#13;
Dr. Hayward, and the director of&#13;
the UW program from River Falls.&#13;
The group visits various places,&#13;
such as museums, schools,&#13;
churches, and historical cities, and&#13;
even the Russian circus. A theater&#13;
event may be scheduled in, or you&#13;
may choose to go on your free&#13;
time. There is plenty of shopping&#13;
to do as well. One feature of this&#13;
trip is that one can do something&#13;
other than what the planned attraction&#13;
was as long as Dr. Hayward&#13;
knows where he/she is. Dr.&#13;
Hayward has stated that he was&#13;
once worried about people getting&#13;
lost but doesn't any longer. Once&#13;
in a hotel, all the visitors give the&#13;
hotel their passports in return for a&#13;
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•Group Escort Throughout&#13;
•Tips, Taxis and Service Charges&#13;
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card stating the hotel's name and&#13;
address. If anybody gets lost, they&#13;
can ask just about anyone for assistance.&#13;
Dr. Hayward has said&#13;
that the Russians are very friendly&#13;
people, and might even take a lost&#13;
person back to their hotel. Cabs&#13;
and subways are also available.&#13;
Moscow and Leningrad are&#13;
always on the trip itinerary and&#13;
then two or three additional cities&#13;
are visited. These additional cities&#13;
are usually toured if something&#13;
historical is happening, or a special&#13;
event is coming up.&#13;
You may be worried about not&#13;
knowing the language but Dr.&#13;
Hayward says guides speak fluent&#13;
English, so it really isn 't necessary&#13;
for the students to be able to speak&#13;
Russia .. Dr. Hayward, however,&#13;
does know the language. American&#13;
money is used in the Soviet&#13;
Union and the exchange rate is&#13;
very constant Because of this,&#13;
exchanging money is not a hassle,&#13;
either.&#13;
I asked Dr. Hayward what the&#13;
students got out of this trip and&#13;
immediately three things came to&#13;
mind. He said that first-hand&#13;
knowledge is received and not all&#13;
things can be taught. Also, one&#13;
gets to experience another culture,&#13;
one that is quite different from what&#13;
we are used to. And lastly, maturity&#13;
for some is gained. Challenges&#13;
arise in theUSSR and are conquered&#13;
with this new maturity. An experience&#13;
like this is bound to enrich&#13;
one's life.&#13;
Additional information can be&#13;
acquired by contacting Dr.&#13;
Hayward at (414) 553-2467. There&#13;
are many changes happening in&#13;
Soviet Union. Wouldn't it be&#13;
wonderful to experience them first&#13;
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will be having their&#13;
regular monthly meeting on&#13;
Wednesday, October 10 at&#13;
12:00 noon in Comm. Arts&#13;
129. They will be discussing&#13;
general business, a treat or&#13;
program for the Child Care&#13;
Center, a possible brochure&#13;
about PASA and any other&#13;
business the membership&#13;
may find necessary. Everyone&#13;
is welcome and new adult&#13;
students are encouraged to&#13;
attend and get involved.&#13;
\&#13;
Have you ever considered an&#13;
internship in the field of&#13;
writing? On Wednesday,&#13;
October 10, at noon in Comm.&#13;
Arts 135, Prof. Carol Lee&#13;
Saffioitti-Hughes will discuss&#13;
the variety of internships&#13;
available in the field of writing/&#13;
English, as well as the&#13;
importance of such hands-on&#13;
experience. All students, regardless&#13;
of major, can benefit&#13;
and are invited to attend.&#13;
Brought to you by the English&#13;
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The Cathloic Student Club&#13;
would like to invitee veryone&#13;
to join them for masSs unday&#13;
evenings at 8:30pm in Union&#13;
207. Everyone is welcome.&#13;
Saturday, October 6, join the&#13;
UW-Parkside Geoscience&#13;
Club in the Annual Ice Age&#13;
Trail Hike; for more information&#13;
come to Greenquist&#13;
118, anytime.&#13;
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presents a continual&#13;
series of the Sermon on the&#13;
Mount. SpeakerDave Dryer,&#13;
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Prayer meeting every Friday&#13;
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11am or call Elder Burbank&#13;
and Elder Knudson at 658-&#13;
3051 anytime.&#13;
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Friday Oct. 5, in Greenquist&#13;
113 at 12:00 noon with Dr.&#13;
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and the Origin of Loess&#13;
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engraved on inside. If found,&#13;
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for Geraldine.&#13;
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