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UWPAC124 Ranger News Text Any textual data included in the document pages 8 & 9 Special Christmas wishes Sports... page 16 Wisconsin Wrestling Championships Thursday, December 14, 1989 Vol. XVIII, No. 14 PSGA to hold monthly meetings in Main Place by Dan Chiappetta News Editor "I think it's great," slated Tom Yull, a Parkside senior who was walking by the Parkside Student Government Association's meeting on December 8, 1989 that took place in Upper Main Place. The Parkside Student Government Association tried something new and different last week by letting students see and get involved with PSGA. "I feel that it gives students an opportunity to sec what PSGA is involved in and how it can benefit "...It gives the students an opportunity to see what PSGA is involved in and how it can benefit students..." - Ken Schuh PSGA Senator students of this university," explained Ken Schuh, PSGA Senator. "I definitely thought it was great. PSGA meeting in Main Place 1 was very skeptical on how it was set up, but I'm sure that will be going to turn out, but it was very taken care of by the next meeting successful. I think there's a need that will take place in Main Place, for improvement on the way it was It's a great benefit for students to observe and to get involved," explained Craig Simpkins, PSGA Senator. "It's a great idea. It's purpose is to get more public exposure. It's to let people know what PSGA docs," stated Mara Beth Israel Uebe, PSGA Senator. "It's going to take place once a month in Main Place." PSGA is currently looking for a new secretary. Training will be provided. PSGA also has two vacant Justice seats and two vacant Senate seats. If interested contact Don Prange, PSGA President or Jeff Buckau, PSGA Vice-President in thePSGAoffice, WLLCD139A. Soviet nurses and doctor choose to visit Parkside by Kimberly K. Amason Staff Writer Parkside had the unique privilege of "being the only U.S. Baccalaureate nursing program visited by a group of Russian nurses andoncphysician," stated Dr. Joan Wilk, Ph.D., RN Director of UW Milwaukee AJW Parkside's Consortial Nursing Program. On Nov. 29. 1989 Oleg V. Alexandrov, MD, editor of the 640,000 circulation monthly Medical Sister and Head of Internal Medicine at Moscow Institute of Medicine; Rita Litmanova, chief of Moscow's Schools of Nursing; Larisa S virenko, Presidentof the Moscow Society of Nurses; Roza Oskina Nikolaevna, head nurse of the Russian Federated Republic; and interpreter Lyudmilla Alexeevna Kaliamova were present to represent the Soviet Union exchange information on nursing education. The first part of their visit was spent in a meeting with Dr. Wilk; Ann Boyle RN M.S., Nursing Advisor, Professor Margaret Ward, Nursing Instructor, and Linda Smith RN M.S. who organized the Russian's two week visiL The enthusiasm displayed by the group was tremendous. Through the interpreter many questions were asked about the Parkside Consortial Nursing Program. In a short time span. Boyle and Dr. Wilk were able to present a clear picture of the ridged controls and high standards set for the four year nursing program. At times the language barrier became a slight problem. Explaining our system of credit hours proved to be a confusing issue, but was eventually understood by the visitors. Many differences in our education system came as surprises to Dr. Alexandrov and the nurses from the Soviet Union. They were interested in the cost of our education and were surprised that not everybody is eligible for financial aid. "In our country," stated Kaliamova,"education is free, pain by our government all the way up to the Doctorate level." The different levels of nursing in the U.S. was discussed, along with the course work involved. The Soviets were surprised to discover that students from all different majors could take some of he t same courses together. "In Russia, nurses study with nurses, doctors with doctors. The subjects they study are not so complete as the physicians. Maybe that is why your level of nursing is higher than ours." suggested Kaliamova. "Also, in Russia doctors teach nurses." At Parkside, once a nursing student gets past the pre-nursing courses and into the nursing major, all classes are taught by nurses. This is a major difference from the way that it is done in the Soviet Union. "Another difference," Litmanova observed, "is that our schools of nursing don't have the amount of equipment you do like these doUs." The doll that Litmanova was referring to was the Simon, the model utilized for practicing insertion of nasogastric tubes and suctioning tracheostomies. After the informative meeting, the group moved to the nursing lab, which is headed by Karen Ammendola RN, for on the spot demostrations by some of the nursing students. Dr. Alexandrov quizzed students on the proceedurcs they were demonstrating via the translator. After the demonstrations were completed, the Soviet nurses took time to answer the students questions. Nikolaevna shared her feelings about our nurses and nursing students. "Your nurses and students have such a high dgeree of professionalism and a psychological preparedness to serve. I am amazed at the great love you show your patients," said Nikolaevna. Just prior to leaving Parkside, the Russians all agreed that we all have interesting methods of treatment. "We must help each other. Maybe this way you'd get something from our health care system, and we'd get something from yours," Nikolaevna said. Afterwards, when the Russians had departed, a group of nursing students and Dr. Wilk talked about the impresisons they had left on them. "I was really impressed that they even came here," said Trish Coleman, junior nursing student. "They really impressed me with how much they knew and how well the could communicate with us through the translator. When they showed that they were impressed with us, well, that made me feel Continued on Page 3 2 Thursday, December 14, 1989 Ranger Opinion... PSGA takes important step toward student involvement As you may or may not have noticed, things were abit different in Main Place last friday afternoon. In an effort to increase student involvement, the Parksidc Student Government Association held their first meeting in Main Place. Although this may have caused some problems mechanically, we feel it is well worth iu This is the first meeting at this location, and it is presently proposed that meetings be held here once a month. Student involvement has traditionally been a problem at Parksidc. Tbe percentage of students that become involved with campus clubs and organizations is a very small fraction of the Parksidc population. What often happens is that a small group of students become active in student life many times involving themselves in several different activities. There seem to be two types of students here; those that get involved and those that don't. The ultimate result of this is that a small group of students end up controlling all the student organizations. This would not happen if more people got involved. The prob lem has been even more evident recently with the adoption of state statute 36.095 concerning shared governance. This statute has opened up many student positions on campus committees that in the past required no student input. The statute was a monumental decission that gave a great deal of power to the students, however there are so few students that care to get involved that instead of having a good sampling of students Filling the positions, you have a handful of students sitting on upwards of five committees each. PSGA has taken a step in he t right direction with moving their meetings into Main Place, and we suggest that other clubs and organizations follow in their footsteps. So many people have opinions and complaints about policies and dealings that go on at the university, yet so few are willing to get involved. PSGA has forced people to get involved. They cant help it if they are walking by. It is also great advertising for their organization. We must do everything in our power to persuade people to get involved! LUIIUI iu 11 iw C U I I U f . .. DAN, VOU DID A GOOD JOB IN MOLLIFYING THE RIGHT WING WITH YOUR ANTI-SOVIET COMMENTS AFTER THE MALTA SUMMIT. THE PRESIDENT IS TAKING FOR SCOWCROFT'S VISIT TO NEED YOU TO GO PUBLIC WITH SOME KIND OF STATEMENT AGAINST THE CHINESE GOVERNMENT. A LOT OF HEAT CHINA... WE OK. SURE! BUT ARENT MOST OF THE GUYS COMPLAINING LIBERAL DEMOCRATS? WELL, YES. WE'RE HOPING NONE THEM WOULD BE CAUGHT DEAD AGREEING WITH YOU ON ANYTHING. Show your support. Pick up an arm band at the Women's Center. PUAB Chair responds to Union controversy To the Editor: As chairperson of the Parksidc Union Advisory Board. I feel it is my duty to address some of the concerns dealing with the Union (i.e., Recreation Center, Union Cinema) recently. The Union is totally supported by segregated fees, and, as such, should be used by the students, faculty, staff, and their invited guests. Recently, there has been some problems and vandalism to the Union Cinema and Rec Center. According to Union management, the majority of the damage has been produced by UW-Parkside students. Reports from Campus Police show that a slim population of non-suidents have caused problems on the premises of the Union. For example, the vast amount of damage that amounted from the "Rocky Horror Picture Show" earlier this semester was heard to be caused by non-students, when actually about 70% of the audience were UW-Parkside students. Another example is the maintenance expense that is built up on the upkeep of the pool tables in the Rec Center. You must present a UW-Parkside I.D. in order to check out a table. Although many current users of the pool tables and other facilities in the Rec Center are non-students from the surrounding community, it cannot be helped but to notice that even some of the damage being inflicted there is from the Parkside student community. There is a minor problem with non-students causing problems on Union facilities, but how can the Paikside community seize this problem when a good example can't be shown on how our facilities should be treated by our own Parkside students? How does Parkside expect to better our Union facilities when some students don'tknow how to treat our present Union with appropriate care? The Union is here to provide a pleasant atmosphere for the students, faculty, staff, and their invited guests. We would like the Parkside community to know that the Union is there for them to use, and that we want to maintain an inviting atmosphere. This leucr is not intended to accuse any student, faculty, or staff of unappropriate behavior, but it' s aimed at the group (students,non-student's) that is defacing the Union and the campus environment The Parkside Union Advisory Board meets again on Jan. 22,1989 at noon. We urge all students, faculty, and staff toatlend and input their suggestions. Craig Simpkins, chairperson Parkside Union Advisory Board Parkside responds,.. 14 women slain On Dec. 6,1989, fourteen women were killed in Montreal, Canada by a man who shot them and then shot himself. The killing occurred on a university campus. Men who were in the engineering class were ordered out of the room before the gunman shot the women. The Parkside Women's Center, as an expression of mourning for the fourteen women who were killed on Dec. 6, is distributing black armbands. When he shot the women, the gunman called them "feminists." Feminists, and others who would like to show their support for an end to violence aganist women, may pick up an armband at the Women's Center. There will be a rally and a protest march at 12:15 beginning in the Union today. This will be the culmination of a week of activities designed to draw attention to the issue of violence against women. Please join us. T h e Univ e rsit y of W i s c o n s i n P a r k si d e Ra n g e r Editorial Staff Stovo DoAngolia Editor-in-Cbiof Scott Singer Layout Editor Dan Pacatti Copy Editor Dan Cbiappatta Editor Scott Singer Xaat. Nowa Editor Jeff Lenmormann Sporta Editor Jeff Roddick Aaat. Sporta Editor Suzanne Mantuano Peature Editor Dawn Ma 11 and Entertainment Editor John Kehoe Photo Editor John Kadolph Aaat. Photo Editor Phone; Editorial: 553-2287 Business: S53-2295 | Addre * i: Ranger, UW-Parkside, Box 2000, Kenosha W1 S3141_ Faculty Adviaor Stuart Rubnar "Hre Ranger u written and cdiied by studenu of UW-Paikside, who arc M Business Staff Craig Siopkina Bualnaaa Manager Terri Fortney..; Ad. R«P. Carol Curl.... Gwen Boiler, Jackit Paukstlia, Gabe Kluki Weed, Carrie Kimberly Amason. responsible for iu editorial policy and cement. Ii is published every Thursday dunng the academic year except over breaks and holidays. Letters to the editor will only be accepted if they are typed, double spaced, and 350 words or less. All letters must be signed, with a telephone number included lor verification purposes. Names will be withheld upon request. _ Ranger reserves the right to edit letters and refuse those which arc fal* Funk, Tod Mclntrye, Lyna and/or defamatory. Monday at 10 am. for publicatioi General Staff .Ad. Rop. Ranger Thursday, December 14, 1989 3 Public Service Announcements Would you like to be the Editor of your own newsletter? Several nonprofit agencies in the Kenosha/Racine area need creative persons with excellent writing skills to edit, layout and send out monthly and quarterly newsletters. If your career goals include public relations/advertising you may want this "experience" on future resumes. Mature students who have experienced divorce are needed. The Divorce Resource Network needs volunteers to assist in a program to help people with divorce-related problems with advocacy, support, information, and referral. Training will be available. Men and women in the Racine area who can spare 2-4 hours a week are asked to volunteer. Flexible hours - - days and/or evenings can be scheduled. Can you be a big brother or sister? Kenosha Kinship, Big Sisters of Racine and Big Brothers/Sisters are looking for college students who can be committed to share time every week with a boy or girl who needs love, comfort, support and understanding. Enjoy activities such as going to a all b game, washing the car, baking cookies, hiking, fishing, sledding, and even studying together. Make a difference in someoncs life. For more details, contact Carol in the Career Center WLLC D175 or call 553-2011. No Smoking policy debated WLLC holiday hours The Library/Learning Center will be open the following hours during the University's final exam period: Friday, December 15 7:45 a.m. - 10:00p.m. Saturday, December 16 9:00 a.m. - 6:30p.m. Sunday, December 17 Noon - 10:30 p.m Monday, December 18 7:45 a.m. - Midnight Tuesday, December 19 7:45 a.m. - Midnight Wednesday, December 20... 7:45 a.m. - Midnight Thursday, December 21 7:45 a .m. - Midnight Friday, December 22 7:45 a.m. -6:00 p.m. Gwen Heller Staff Writer The Parksidc Campus Environment Committee met on Dec. 7 to discuss its recommendation to ban smoking on the Parksidc campus. A memo has been drafted and will be sent to James Shea, Chairman of the University Committee, a body which sends recommendations and proposals to the Faculty Senate for approval. In the memo, chairman Steven Lcavitt stated. "The current (smoking) policy is largely unknown to most faculty/staff/ students, many of the areas (where smoking is allowed) are not properly signed, and areas where smoking is not allowed are improperly 'signed' by the presence of ashtrays." Health hazards projected by smoking and the effects of secondhand smoke are the main concerns for the group's recommendation to adopt a no-smoking policy. The committee had sponsored a petition which was circulated in the Molinaro and Communication Arts buildings during the Great American Smoke-out. However, only about eighty signatures were collected. Leavitt felt that the lack of enthusiasm about the petition was due to a lack of publicity. Committee member Lana Rakow suggested that the petition campaign continue, but with a more New legislation, signed into law on December 6 states that those who smoke in no-smoking areas can be fined $10. aggressive approach. Gary Nephew, a PSGA senator and committee member, reported that changes should be made to the amended smoking policy before it is sent to theUniversity Committee. He mentioned that he has had some response to his recent editorial in the Ranger, in which he asked for student input on the current smoking policy and the possibility of a no-smoking policy on campus. Nephew explained that the smokers he talked to would be willing to extinguish their smoking materials if another student asked them to do so. Soviets visit Parkside Leavitt, however, remarked that "You shouldn't have to tell people that you don't want them to smoke. It is not an issue to be decided by the majority of votes. It's a health issue." There was some confusion over what areas of the campus would be covered by a no-smoking policy. Technically, the Union and the residence halls would still allow for smoking, but every other building on the Parkside campus would uphold the new policy. New legislation, signed into law on Dec. 6 by Governor Tommy Thompson in Madison, states that those who smoke in no-smoking areas can be fined $10. The committee agreed that students should be fined for this offense and that Campus Police should make a serious effort to uphold the new state law and a no-smoking policy if it should go into effect. Hie Faculty Senate will review the recommendation of the Campus Environment Committee at its meeting on Feb. 13, 1990. Until then, the Committee will continue its petition drive and seek public opinion on the matter. Weekly Senate report... by Gary Nephew PSGA Senator Hie PSGA Senate Meeting took on new surroundings last week. The meeting on Dec. 8 was held on the LI Concourse adjacent to the library. We hope this will make students become more curious as to what we arc discussing and want to listen in. There were three students who become new PSGA Senators at last week's meeting. They were Yolanda Jackson. Tina Gosey and Ken Schuh. Senator Judy Shimkus was also elected to the position of Assistant ProTempor. There were two issues that were discussed. All senators are getting students to sign petitions to stop the proposed add-drop policy from being passed. This new policy would allow students only four weeks to drop a class. If the student drops aclass between four andcight weeks, then a "w" for withdraw will show cm their transcript Earlier in the week the Campus Environment Committee agreed to send a resolution to the University Committee advising that the campus should become a nonsmoking campus. This resolution will be discussed during the first Faculty Senate meeting of the Spring semester. I still would like more student opinion on this subject or any other issue that is on your mind. There are PSGA suggestion boxes located throughout the campus to collect your responses, so write to me. Continued from page 1 very proud to be a pari of Parkside's nursing program." Sheri Milligan added, "I was interested in learning about their education. Kaliamova said that they'd like to see more of their nurses get their Masters and Ph.D.s," Junior Sue Kost was more impressed by the intersttheRussian Nurses showed to the student nurses while doing the demo's. "It was my understanding that they don't get to do a lot of the hands on training in their education." Dr.Wilk summed the experience up by saying, "I look at it as a double glasnost, first between the two countries getting closer and also thefactthatGateway Technical College invited us to be a part of this experience." CAMPUS POLICE WOULD LIKE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE SHUTTLE BUS WILL NOT BE OPERATING BETWEEN DECEMBER 16 AND JANUARY 15. THOSE WHO MAY NEED SHUTTLE SERVICE DURING FINALS WEEK CAN USE THE RACINE BUS SERVICE. Parcel & Business Services LOOKING FOR WORD PROCESSING THAT IS ... ECONOMICAL? O UR S ER VI CES IN CL UD E: • Resumes • IBM 8, Apple Self-Service • Term Papers Computers • Binding • And More! • Self-Service Typewriters HOME OF THE 8 £ COPIES Hours: Mon.-Fri. 9am-6pm; Sat. 10am-2pm 8032 22nd Ave. • Sunnyside Park Shopping Center Kenosha (414) 65 4-8000 • FAX (41 4) 654-8998 4 Thursday, December 14, 1989 Ranger Student Union policies questioned by Dan Chiappctta News Editor "The building is open as long as the library is open. Anybody has access to the library, so anybody has access to the Union Building (Union Square and Rcc. Center)," stated Bill Niebuhr, Director of UW-Parkside's Union. In last week's Ranger editorial, the article discussed the issue of vandalism and violence on campus concerning mainly the Union. Two incidents occured on the same weekend concerning a fight and a fire, both in theUnion. As staled in the Ranger, one of the incidents did involve non-students, according to Campus Police. "The Union Square and Rec. Center are open to students, staff, faculty and invited guests," explained Niebuhr. "There is no established limit on the number of guests a student can invite." There has also been a lot of confusion about the sign posted above the entrance doors of the Rec. Center. The sign states: "Be Prepared to show UW-Parkside ID Plus Proof of Age upon Request." "The signs were specifically put up because of the Rec. Center serving beer and the use of bowling lanes and pool tables," added Niebuhr. Students were confused because they thought only Parkside students were allowed to use the center because of the wording of the sign. As long as you are an invited guest by a Parkside student, staff or faculty you may use the facilities. "There are many limes when it is difficult to tell a junior high school student apart from a college student," answered Mike Menzhuber, Assistant Director of UW-Parkside's Union. "College students could age from 16 on." " If we start ID-ing, students could start having a bad feeling about the area and the campus in general," added Menzhuber. Union Recreation Center "Our student managers don* t feel there is a big problem. Nonstudents are not seen as long as they are not creating a problem," added Niebuhr. New signs arc being made to more clearly identify the policy concerning non-students in the Union. "New signs arc being worked out, getting the wording specified. Hopefully, we will have it up by the Spring Semester of 1990," said Niebuhr. Dave Ostrowski, Director of Campus Police and Public Safety has been observing the Union the past two weekends. Ostrowski has continued on page 11 University system offers self-help groups by Carrie Glidden Staff Writer "If I were asked which of our blessings I felt was most responsible for our growth as a fellowship and most vital to our continuity, I would say, the "Concept of Anonymity," slated Bill W., one of the founders of Alcoholics Anonymous. This statement is one that Alcoholics Anonymous, as well as other Anonymous groups, run their programs on. Most people hit bottom before they go to the meetings because they are afraid their friends will find out about them. What is said at meetings, stays at meetings," stated Tom (not his real name), who has been a recovering alcoholic for the past twenty-one and a half years. The University of Wisconsin has Alcoholics Anonymous, Narcotic Anonymous programs, as well as Adult Children of Alcoholics groups, which meet on campus during the day on Monday, r20°/o DISCOUNT" 1 Clip & Save This Ad To all Parkside students and faculty members only, on all merchandise in our store. This ad is valid for as long as you attend Parkside. ID required. Wisconsin's Largest Jeweler Mission Village (across from Pershing Plaza on Hwy. 50) PROFESSIONAL JEWELERS SINCE 1949 I I I I I I I I I 4017 - 75th St. Open Daily 9:30 a.m.-8:30 p.m. I ^597-0884 Sundays 12:00-4:30 p.m^ Wednesday, and Friday. Each meeting lastsapproximately 1 hour. "These are self-help groups, which began in the fall of 1988, and are open to all students," said Nancy Gentry, Substance Coordinator of Health Services at UW-Parkside. "Meetings are run by recovering people who use the same format for each meeting," said Gentry. " AA is there to reach out to those who need help," stated Tom. "The first of the Twelve Steps to Snow Removal & Grounds Crew Person Wanted Weekday Mornings and Some Weekends Apply: Housing Office 553-2320 Recovery is for the addicted to admit he or she has a problem. For example, to admit he or she was powerless over alcohol. The steps go on to help the alcoholic recover by admitting to others about his or herproblem and to helphim recover from his problem. The programs help those addicted overcome their addiction and maintain sobriety," said Tom. The groups are based on a selfhelp, self-evaluation format and aid the addicted in getting strength from other people in the goup. When the alcoholic attends a meeting, he or she can just listen, and is not required to give his name. The only rcquirment for attending a meeting is eventually admitting he Friends Don't let friends drive drunk. or she has a problem and to maintain sobriety. If a recovering alcoholic docs not maintain sobcricty and and attends another meeting, he is not turned away, the group helps the person even more because he has realized his wrong doings and still wants to help himself. The Anonymous groups are not religious but are spiritual and psychological groups. All funding comes from members and the community. The Student Health Service sponsors Parksidc's Anonymous programs. For additional information on the Anonymous programs at Parkside or in your community, contact Student Health Services in Molinaro Hall. Students, At MERRICK TEMPORARY SERVICE, You Are The Star. Looking for Holiday Employment? Looking for Top Assignment, Top Pay, Flexible Hours? Call Deanna at Merrick Temporary Services Today MERRICK TEMPORARY SERVICES 812 - 56th St. Kenosha, Wl 53140 For Further Information (414) 658-8934 Ranger Thursday, December 14, 1989 5 News releases and bulletins... Spend Easter in London Spend Easter week in London attending theatre performances and touring historical museums, cathedrals and other landmarks during a trip sponsored by UW-Parkside on April 13-22. Andrew McLean, professor of English at UW-Parkside and a Shakespearean scholar, will lead the tour. Cost of the tour is SI ,564 and includes airfaire, double occupancy hotel accomodations, two meals a day, guided tours and three theatre tickets. For more information, call (414) 553-2312, or write: Continuing Education Office, University of Wisconsin-Parksidc, Box 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141. Adult Musicians Needed Adult musicians are needed for the new University of WisconsinParksidc Community Band. The band, offered as an outreach program of the UW-Parkside Music Department, will be directed by Mark Eichner, a music professor at UW-Parkside. Individuals of all musical levels and experience can participate. No auditions are required. The program is offered on a no-credit, no-fee basis. For more information and a mail-in registration form, call the Music Department at 553-2457. Scholarships offered Applications for a variety of 1990-91 scholarship programs for new students and continuing college students are available from UW-Parkside. "The AcademicAaleni Scholarship Program" is designed for new entering students recognizing outstanding academic achievement and extracurricular activities of high school seniors, adults and transfer students. Students must have a minimum 3.0 grade point average in order to apply. All applicants must submit two letters of recommendation and a 300-500 word essay outlining academic and career goals with the completed application. The application deadline is Friday, Feb. 2,1990. Partial and full tuition packages are available. Several awards arc renewable up to four years. For more information or for an application form,con tact UW-Parksidc's Student Enrollment Services at 553-2355or write: University of WisconsinParksidc, Student Enrollment Services, Box 2000, Kenosha, WI 53141. Poetry Contest December 31 is the deadline for entering the American Poetry Assoc iation'scontesL Entry is free and everyone is welcome to enter. The grand prize is $1,000and the first prize $500. In total, 152 poets will win cash and publication prizes worth SI 1,000. "Every student who writes poetry should enter this contest. Our latest « ADVENTURES UNLIMITED Adventure Travel Specialist" 1714 Washington Street Waukegan. IL 60085 (800) 762-9066 outside IL (708) 249-9020 inside IL * NEW! World-Wide Adventure Expedition Brochure Call — Today! SCUBA Florida, Ft. 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Poets may enter the contest by sending up to six poems, each no more than 20 lines, name and address on each page, to American Poetry Association, Dept. CT-90,250-A Potrero Sl, P.O. Box 1803, Santa Cruz, CA 95061. Entries should be mailed by December 31. A new contest starts Jan. 1. Santa visits homes to help MDA Look up in the sky! It's a bird!! It's a plane!!! No, It's Santa Claus!!!! Once again the jolly philanthropist Santa Claus will be making visits to homes and to private and company holiday parties to hear your wishes and to help those with muscular dystrophy. Santa is asking for a $20 donation to MDA for a home visit for children and $30 for private and company parties. Santa will be scheduling visits through the ML Pleasant Fire Fireman's Association at 554-8812. All of the proceeds from Santa's visits will help children and adults with muscle diseases in Racine County. This is Santa's busiest time of the year, so schedule your visit soon before he's all booked up. Continuing Student Scholarships offered Applications for 1990-91 academic and talent scholarships for high school seniors, adults and transfer students are available at UW-Parkside. "TheContinuing Student Scholarship Program" is designed to recognize UW-Parkside students with scholarship awards for outstanding a^dcmic achievement. Current full-time degree-seeking UW-Parkside students with 30 credits completed and a minimum 3.25 grade point average are eligible to apply. Criteria for the scholarship include academic performance and extracurricular involvement Continuing student scholarship applicants must submit two letters of recommendation and a200-400 word essay outlining academic and career goals. Completed applications must be submitted by Thursday, Feb. 15, 1990. For more information or for an application form, contact Student Enrollment Services at 553-2355 or write: UW-Parkside, Student Enrollment Services, Box 2000. Kenosha, WI 53141-2000. College Students: Need Extra Money for Christmas? Cash Payments for Donations Plasma Donor Center of Kenosha 6212 22nd Ave. 654-1366 M-W-F 8:30-3:30 T-TH 10-5:30 ^4* Kenosha's Own & Only 4 Star (4 Chef) Chinese Restaurant * * * * CHEF WONE'S / t i JADE DRAGON CHINESE RESTAURANT Daily Lunch and Dinner Specials Serves with Soup, Egg Roll, Fried Rice, Hot Tea «S Cookie Sunday Buffet Seven Main Courses, Three Appetizers, Soup, Cookies plus some New Main Courses Every Week! Monday - Thursday 11:00-9:30. Friday 11:00-10:30 Saturday 4:00-10:30. Sunday 11:00-9:30 Don't Forget Our Sunday Buffet! 60th St. (at 34th Ave.) 654-1125 fA(ezds Briefs It's Time To Graduate More than 135 graduates arc expected to attend mid-year graduation ceremonies at the University of Wisconsin-Parkside Sunday, Dec. 17, 1989. The ceremony will begin at 2 p.m. in UW-Parksidc's Main Place. For additional information, call UW-Parkside's University Relations at 553-2431. The 90th Annual Audubon Society Winter Bird Count The 90th annual Audubon Society Winter Bird Count for Racine County will be conducted on Saturday, December 16 from dawn to dusk. The Hoy Nature Club is sponsoring this event, which is part of an international effort to trace types, numbers and locations of birds in winter. If you would like to participate or for further information call Jerry DeBoer, 637-0393(9 a.m.-2:30 p.m.) or Muffy Petrick, 639-2760 (1:30 p.m.- 7 p.m.) Liz Ccri i borne Outlet Store Kenosha, WI Sales Associates Full & Part Tme Uz Claiborne, Inc. is seeking dedicated retail professionals to work In our exciting Outlet Store located in Kenosha, WI. We offer flexible schedules, excellent starting salaries and for full and part time employees who meet eligibility requirements, we offer an attractive benefits package. • Health/Life Insurance • Dental/Optical Plan • Generous Clothing Discount • Tuition Reimbursement • Vacation, Sick & Personal Days • Career Advancement Opportunities • Bonus Eligibility • Savings Plan • Profit Sharing • Short & Long Term Disability To learn more about these exciting opportunities, apply In person between 10am and 4pm, Monday-Saturday at: A Liz Claiborne Outlet Store Lakeside Market Place 11211 120th Avenue ^Kenosha, Wisconsin 53142 Or call for an appointment (414) 857-9333 An Equal Opportunity Employer •m » ... 't '• • « • • • 6 Thursday, December 14, 1989 Ranger Classifieds FOR SALE Leather original Air Force Bomber jacket size 40. NEW! WATERPROOFED! Reg. S300.00. asking $175.00 or best offer-must sell before ChristmasMichele 553-2815. LOST AND FOUND FOUND: Gold wedding ring. Identify inscription. 633-7879. Seeking information regarding the theft of a Yakima bike rack off a white Celica in the P£. lot Friday, December 8 between 9:30am and 3:30pm. Anyone with information please call 553-2257. HELP WANTED NANNIES: Be a Nanny! Come experience life in the EAST, while doing something you enjoy— caring for kids! Call now for an application and early January placement Not accepting summer applications. NannieNctwork.Inc. 1-800-US-N ANNY. Experienced Art student to paint portrait of body. Good Pay. Contract Lorie, 633-3637. Leave Message. Earn $8-10 per hour "earning potential." Delivery drivers. Flexible hours. Apply at Pizza Hut, 2310 South Grccnbay Rd. or call 554-2000. EEOM-FV. PERSONALS To Terri Fortney & Carol Curi, Thanks for being great ad reps, it would have been a rough road without you. Have a great Christmas and New Years. -Craig. Have a Merry Christmas Oak Creekcrs. The Man 5F, 6C, 6D, 6E-Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to all!! Luv Ya! -Santa. Page-The bed's too big without you. Kane. Jodi, aka: Bonehead-I apologize for the mix up on the apartment number. But, when are we gonna do "wings?!" -KaL Thank you, everyone in 3H and 31. You really helped me make it through the past few weeks. You are all very special!! -Love,Sarah. Stocker: The definition of luck is: when preparation meets opportunity. AKA "Pack Cardiac" -The Fuzz P.S. I don't want the Bears Jersey. To Everyone: Get involved in Sociology Club today for Spring semester! The Soc. Club. Matt A.-Even though you almost killed me, you arc great Thanks for cheering me up!-Your Cousin?? To Don of PSGA: Too bad you couldn't have been more like Shawn!! To Kadi, Lyden, Dave, and Steve S.: Let's keep up the 12:15 lunch group next semester. Merry Christmas!!! Pace. Tracy: Witha"y"not"ey." I hope you had fun Friday night, I did. Let's go to The Spot again sometime. From the man who likes you "girly-dog." To LL and CC: Have a nice Christmas and Good Luck on Finals. Sheep. To all 89-90 CheerleadersSomeone was so excited, but at least he could have hidden it Do you agree??? Kris, Christine, and Rhonda-I love you dearly, not queerly, unlike someone else in particular we know. Luka. Hey Ed-in-chief: Have fun in California, and watch out for guns on the freeways. Merry Christmas. Copy ed. Sister B-(Witch): Good Book to read-Hope is last to die. Sister Slut. Shcllc-(Salt): You arc the greatest!! Where I would be without you, I do not know!! Pepa. Nuppie: After further review, the playstands. You did make a basket for the other team. KAJ. J J.-Keep trying hard because someone knows you're gonna make it-I luv ya and not for the reason you think! (mini math's!!) Signcd- #13. Merry Christmas to ALL in 6F, especially to the S&S Twins from Hell. Love ya, B.T. Cat. To Apts. 5F&6D-that was a lovely Thanksgiving feast you prepared. I'm looking forward too the Christmas feast. -Love Outsider. Nickels! Oh no! She's not my friend, she's yours. Who's her roommate? Love, DidgeL She's no lady, she's my wife. Nickels, Didget, Puff, Dingbat, Stretch, Ruby, Conchetta, and Dak>n: Ohwho'saFinge? Them, them, or us? Oh! No. Puff - How did you get your nickname? - ZZZZing Tony! You ever thought of me as a future brother in law!? Jowls. George, You don't know thepower of the dark side! Do we have any vacations coming up? To the sucker in 5F who's leaking false info to the othcrside, we suggest you stay out of it Love 11DEF. Burb: You better start saying "hi" to people or I'm going to tell coach! If you do not get an "A", OD in the chancellor's office. BC. Annie S.-Look forward to studying with you next semester. -African Stud. LET US REMEMBER... Martirr Luther King, Jr. Commemorative January T7". 199Q WE CORDIALLY INVITE YOU TO JOIN US AS WE CELEBRATE THE LIFE AND WORK OF MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. JANUARY 17,1990 12PM-1PM UNION CINEMA FEATURING: PROSE, SONG AND THE "I HAVE A DREAM VIDEO SPONSORED BY: ALL CAMPUS EVENTS Scholarships Application forms are now available for UW-Parkside's Continuing Student Scholarship Program WHO SHOULD APPLY 1. Continuing, full-time, degree-seeking students who have earned a minimum of 30 credits. 2. Students who have demonstrated academic excellence (3.25 GPA and above). 3. Students who can demonstrate extracurricular involvement in school and/or the community. . Previous applicants and previous scholarship recipients also eligible to apply. Applications are available in Student Enrollment Services, H'LL C, D195, The Advising Center, or see your faculty advisor. "Horny Me" this is "lover." I got your note. Very willing to comply to your requests. Meet me Fri., Dec. 15 at the Union Square. „ Phyllis Metello: Thank you so much for your help with "the club" and notes when 1 needed it. -Jackie. To AU PABers: Thank you for your warmness through your companionship and friendship you have given to me these past two semesters. You will always have a page in my memory. -PB. Giggles: Don't give up! You're the best! Love your buddy. Craig Simpkins: Thank you for the opportunity to sell ads for the Ranger. You've been incredibly nice. And really, I wasn't in it for the money. Hope to sell even more! -Frisky. To al Shakespeare students: Has James Dean been pretending to be Hamlet feigning madness all semester? That is the question! Merry Christmas to the Ranger Staff. I'll buy you all Christmas presents when I get all my money. -Frisky. To my wonderful roommiesThanx somuch for being there when needed. I'll miss ya terribly over Christmas break as 1 bask in the Florida sunshine! Love-F.O.D.I. (3H). Will someone please teach Dr. Cushion how to give a decent lecture in chem 101! Why do you th ink the class averages are so low!? (PLEASE?). Stan and Jim-Thanks for the great season. Your enthusiasm and effort have made the games even more exciting for us. Good luck in life. -UWP Soccer Fans. Looking for a natural, outgoing, fun-loving male freshman or sophomore who needs a good friend to have fun with the opposite sexNo strings attached unless sparks fly! If interested answer in the personals. -Signed, Casually Looking. Craig- Sleazons greatin's! - DX. Overheard in the Ranger office- "My nose is cold: Wanna warm it up?" WHY docs that radio station always play the same songs every three hours? Wish wc could get something else in besides JZQOverheard in the Coffee Shop- "NO we DONT have broccoli" bagels BAGEL!" HEY Man! - Think we're like the Stone yet? HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL!! Ranger Thursday, December 14 , 1989 7 Excerpts from the 1989 Senior Art Show 1 I n J Meeting the specific needs of Parkside employees and students Tallent Hall Room 286 553-2150 Mon.-Fri. 10-3 FINANCIAL SERVICES Looking for a career with a solid future? Do you like to help people? Do you want unlimited earning potential? To join the world's largest insurance and financial corporation and enjoy full benefit package, salary, commission, bonus, clientele, trips, $50,Qf^ first year potential. t„nd resume to: Manager Prudential Insurance 4701 Washington Ave., Suite 120 Racine, Wl S3404 RECREATION CENTER Closes Friday, Dec. 22 at 6 pm Reopens Tuesday, Jan. 16 at 9 am UNION SQUARE BAR Closes Friday, Dec. 22 at 7 pm Reopens Tuesday, Jan. 16 at 10" am UNION MINI-MART Closes Friday, Dec. 22 at 4 pm Reopens Tuesday, Jan. 16 at 11 am HOURS UNION DINING ROOM Closes Thursday, Dec. 21 at 2 pm Reopens Tuesday, Jan. 16 at 7 am WLLC COFFEE SHOPPE Open Tues., Dec. 26-Fri„ Dec 29 from 7 am-2 pm Open Tues., Jan 2-Fri., Jan 5 from 7 am-2 pm Open Mon., Jan 8-Fri., Jan 12 from 7 am-2 pm UNION SQUARE GRILL Closed until Tuesday, Jan. 16 at 11 am 8 Thursday, December 14, 1989 Ranger Letters to Santa The holidays arc fasi approaching us, and everyone is putting upChristmas trees, decorating them and preparing for gruesome finals. People are also thinking about Christmas and what to buy whom, when to find time to go shopping and when to wrap them. Santa will soon be stopping at the Ranger office, and so the staff went out and collected Parks ide's Christmas WishLisL The question "All I wantfor Christmas is ..." seems like a pretty easy one to answer. In fact, when we were younger, wc had no problem coming up with answers. However, it did stump many Parkside students. The Ranger would like to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays and greatNew Year!!! ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS: Chris Kacmarclk: Straight A's and new shoes. Oh, and a ticket to someplace far away! Santa's reply: Straight A's? If you want grade inflation go to Madison. Shoes and a ticket? Well. OK. Renee Nlerenberger: To go on vacation and escape reality for awhile! Santa's reply: Who made you a know-it-all so you qualify to know what reality is. Carol Curl: A Macintosh Plus, a LaserWriter II NT, and an unlimited supply of typing paper. Santa's reply: Stop at the Ranger office some Saturday night and help yourself. Kevin Bowers: To find out the true identity of Gloria! Santa's reply: Goto Spring Break and you'll find out. John Do6emagen: An electric guitar, lots and lots of money, babes, and a place to party!!! Santa's reply: Well, I guess jail is out of the question for you. Ted Mclntyre: To get rid ofOpie. Santa's reply: Hey, Ted you got it. Jen Nelson: To meet Matt in my friend's Accounting class (Moln. D107 between 1-1:50 MWF). Santa's reply: Major in business; you're bound to meet up with him sooner or later. TerrI Fortney: To have people quit bothering me and let me fall in love!! Santa's reply: OK. they'll stop if Tim tells them what his intentions are Llka Morishlta: J.S. Guess who?! Santa's reply: Hey, this isn't the personals column. Chris Tendencla: To graduate this coming summer and get a "B" in Finance- Ha! Ha! Ha! Santa's reply: Forget about graduating in the summer and even getting a "B" in Finance then and now, because a certain professor will probably teach it in the summer if you screw up the current professor's class now. Ho, ho, ho!! Kadi Wlrag: A "B" in Intermediate Accounting. Santa's reply: Once again that certain professor will teach this class to eternity, so forget about a "B." RobBado: A passing grade in Intermediate Accounting. Santa's reply: Hey that certain professor only grants so many wishes. Jim Witters: To make life a little easier for everyone; An illegal underground Library Research Paper Farm. D-3 Level? Santa's reply: Does the English Dept. know about you? Dan Chiappetta: To show Heather M. why they call me Chops. Santa's reply: I know why they call you Chops, so Heather M., watch out!!! DeAnn Possehl and Steve Wallner That more people join RHA for 2nd semester. Santa's reply: Build more halls so people aren't cramped like sardines, and don't forget the bag of chips1 Dan Pacettl: The Packers to win the Super Bowl, and a job as soon as I graduate - a good one (3M maybe?). Santa says: Why would you want to go to work for a stick-em post-it corporation (in the glue department)? Tom Johnson: A skiing trip to Colorado!!! Santa's reply: What! You meant PAB'ers don't go for free? Bryant Hobhs: Money - just a little bit! Santa says: So what will it be? Money? Or a little bit? Patrick (soon to be Carthage College's eighth wonder of the world) Bebow: I wish I had fifty cents for every chick that digs me, and a dollar for every person that gazes at mc with jealous eyes. They would have to redefine the word rich. I'd make Donakl Trump look like a bag lady. Santa's reply: Here Pat, all I could get was a quarter! Boy, you must be poor. Jackie Funk: A chance to relax! Santa's reply: Then relax. Ho one is stopping you. You'II be poor and uneducated, but, then again, one must sacrifice. Christine Woodllff: NIKKISIXX! Santa's reply: No! He's mine! Whatever that means. Corey Anton: I would be satisfied to hear a workable plan for peace; or maybe a new president Santa's reply: A workable plan for peace? Didn't you like the computer chair you got last year? Christine Garant That's easy - the world (taxfree). Santa's Reply: Then what do IRS agents do for jobs? But I like your attitude anyway. Claudia Momlrov: To know now if I'm going to Germany next year. Santa's reply: Which one? Or maybe it will be one, united Germany. Linda Belotti: There's just so many things - lose 20 lbs. and a trip to California. Santa's reply: There is a way to lose 20 lbs. in one night while in California. And yes, there are so many things. Lyna Paukstelis: Unlimited use of Donald Trump's penthouse apartment and bank account (without Donald). Just the man of my choice who will give me hot sex. and in between "innings" I want to solve the world hunger problem and find a way for the wold to have ultimate peace. And if I have the energy, I'll find a cure for AIDS and after that, I'll meet Axel Rose of Guns-n-RosesU Santa's Reply: Stick with Donald Trump - Ivana seems to be satisfied with him for everything mentioned above. Lloyd Halt A trip to see my fiancee in D.C. Santa's reply: While you're there, see if Dan Quayle could use a new rubber ducky. Michelle Deede: Time off and S100.000. Santa's reply: I can give you the $100,000 (Si a year - sorry inflation), but you'll have to talk with Father Time for the rest! Lisa SwenckL To find out that someone screwed up rhy records and that I actually graduated last spring. Santa's reply: Dream on, dream on, dream on. Mllo MUlette: A nice electric blue vest and a sweater. Also, some good books dealing with rocks and minerals! Santa's reply: Here is a lump of coal, so study the properties of that. CraigSlmpkins: Iwantto be IBM salesman of the year! Santa says: Warning! The only thing that could stop you from becoming IBM salesman of the year is your involvement with a beautiful young lady...or IBM personnel cutbacks. Mary Ellen Wesley. Student Activities Office: Enough money to be able to send the used children's clothing located in my office (so graciously donated by many caring individuals) to children and families in Belize, Central America. Santa's reply: You mean Parkside doesn't put that in your expense account? Jon Bar-Din (Beef): A long winter jacket! Santa's reply: A waistlength winter coal already looks like a topcoat on you. At least you'11 have something long, Beef. Ta-Tonisha Morgan: Dominique Wilkins and a Jaguar. Santa's reply: Why would you want a cat? Hope Faris: To have men be attracted to your personality before your physical appearance! Santa's reply: Well, start Hope-ing. Matt Kroes: A job that will pay me a six-figure income. Santa says: Does that include the decimal point for cents? Misty Lebastchl: A million dollars!!! Santa's reply: Same as above! Klrsten Tenges: Anything but a man...maybe a brainless love slave. Santa says: Didn't you know, this is the 20th century. Slavery is against the law! Kevin Beyer: The answers to next semester's tests. Santa's reply: Get to know your professors - v ery well.'! Kristin Keller: P.N.or T.C. Santa's reply: What do you think lam - a mind reader? /' m getting older so use names. What do you think, if I don't know their names I won't know if they are naughty or nice. C'mon, all that naughty and nice crap is a crock. Dennis Brodjeskl: Paula Pazlinkiy (the European model). Santa's reply: Get a magazine and have some fun. Michelle Herrem: A spring break vacation trip and tons of presents! Santa's reply: A spring break trip? Aren't you asking a little bit early. Enjoy Christmas first! JennlDreher. A house, an old English sheepdog - to call Sebastian - a brand new Cadillac, and to graduate in May! Santa's reply: Yeah, right, you and everyone else in this school. Dominic Ventura: Enough money to finish college and my '67 Camero back together so 1 can drive my dream car 1 wanted since 1 was 10. Santa's reply: Get a job. Joy Uy: Richard Marx and peace of mind!!! Santa's reply: How can you have peace of mind with Richard Marx's music blarring. Geraldlne Murawskl: An extra 10 hours in the day! Santa's reply: Again 1 say. you'll have to talk with Father Time on that. I just deliver presents. Scott Johnson: To have someone explain to me why Life is Like a Bowl of Jelly??? Santa's reply: Philosophy Dept. is in the Comm Arts Building, second floor. Have a good lime. Ho, ho, ho, hack, cough, ho, ho. Frances Curl: 1 don't want anything. Santa's Reply: Good, you're probably saving me a fortuneDebra Mason: Michael Jordan and a word processor!!! Santa's reply: I'm sure MJ. knows how to spell and write, but thank you for caring about him. Vincent Borleske: To spend lots of time with my family and others who mean much to me. Santa's reply. That's very noble, Vincent. More of us should do the same. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year, UWParkside!!!!!!!/!/!!!!!!!!!! Ranger Thursday, December 14, 1989 9 hat would you like for Christmas? Tim Janota Hoards of money Craig Simpkins "To be elected PSGA president in March." Jeff Somenske "To be as lazy as Louie. Eliwbelh Wallncr "A trip to Austria with John." Chris Kacmarcik "Straight A*s,newshoes, and a ticket to somewhere far away." Marie Boris Lara Nieckula Dino Rizzitano "A 1987 Grand AM with "To extend Rina's curfew license plates LAR 24, Jon so she can stay out longer Knitter, and a trip to Italy." on Friday nights, and to trick Frankie into trading his red Vet for my Jeep." Ann and Paula Stokman A new leg." Chris Daniel "I want $1,200 because I am $1,200 in debt." My own apartment" "An easy way out of college and a cruise to the Bahamas." 10 Thursday, December 14. 1989 Ranger IN THE BLEACHERS by Steve Moore iob! I couldn't nor, You called a quaneroacK snoan.' nQht?" : w>. 203EL r\c 5LLS "HIHKWWDAflfi. TEMPORARY \GSTF CASHIERS Need Extra Money? These temporary positions are ideal for someone who wants to earn added income. We're Follett College Stores Corporation, with an opportunity available in our UW-Parkside Campus Store. You'll operate the cash register, assist customers with the purchase of textbooks and other merchandise, as well as restock displays. Previous cashhandling experience is preferred. Apply in person at: CAMPUS STORE UW-PARKSIDE W.L.L.C. 700 Wood Road Kenosha, Wl 53142-1199 An equal opportunity employer m/f/h Ufa on the thirtyiomoihlng yard Una Do You Know Which Books You Need For Next Semester? LET US KNOW! •.WM6.9WW6 ICuPPltfc. ffcfW* ' GQWKe. GN#UNi' j PUNOHNd. LATE ' EXCHANGE i ki~ t»<TTif%6... jNow You Have a Choice! Located in The PSGA Office WLLC D-139A. 553-2244 *o. coach' Dokie'i Oonna nm a tawywl!' Ranger Thursday, December 14, 1989 11 Defense department offers fellowship support In an effort to increase America's technical strength in defenserelated areas, the U.S. Department of Defense is offering graduate fellowship support to outstanding science and engineering graduates seeking advanced degrees. The Departmentof Defense plans to award approximately 120 new three-year National Defense Science and Engineering Graduate Fellowships in April 1990for study and research leading to doctoral degrees. Fellowship redipients will receive a stipend in addition to full tuition and required fees. The stipend is SI5,000 in 1990-91, S16,000 in 1991-92, and 517,000 in 1992-93. Also, each fellow's graduate academic department will receive S2.000 per year. Fellowship recipients do not incur any military or other service obligation. Now in its second year, the program is administered by Battelle, the international technology organization, through its Research Trinagle Park, N.C., offices. Last year, almost 4,500 applications were received, making it among the most competitive of all government graduate programs. To be considered for the fellowship, a student must be a citizen or national of the Untied States and be at or near the beginning of his or her graduate study in science or engineering. The 1990 recipients must receive bachelor's degrees before the beginning of the fall 1990 school term. Preference will be given to applicants who intend to pursue doctoral degrees in or closely relating to the ofllowing specialties: aeronautical and astronautical engineering; biosciences; chemical engineering; chemistry; cognitive, neural, and behavioral sciences; computer science; electrical science; electrical engineering; Union problems continued from page 4 identified a younger clientele between the ages of 14 to 17 years old. Ostrowski took it upon himself to observe the Union because of his officers' identification of the younger clienteles, most likely nonstudents. Ostrowski also thinks it would be more appropriate if the student managers would handle the situation, unless they are causing problems. "I think we would be oveneacting if an officer was to go up to the individual playing the video game. 1 think student managers should handle the situation," explained Ostrowski. 'They are invited here as long as they come with a student, staff or faculty member, and as long as they don't abuse the facilities. I think it's good for the public to associate in university environment," emphasized Craig Simpkins, Chairperson of Parkside's Union Advisory Board. "This problem isn't very great. We haven't heard about any complaints. No one is complaining, student managers were very supriscd by the editorial," said Niebuhr. "We want to create the right environment, the best atmosphere possible for the students," stated Mcnzhuber. geosciences; manufacturing sciences and engineering; materials science and engineering; mathematics, mechanical engineering; naval architecture and ocean engineering; oceanography; and physics. To be considered for a fellowship, a student must submit an application by Jan. 17,1990. Application materials are available from Battelle at: NDSEG Fellowship Program 200 park Drive, Suite 211 P.O.Box 13444 Research Triangle Park, N.C. 27709 Attn: Dr. George Outterson For more information about the fellowship program, contact Dr. Outterson at Battelle, (919) 549- 8505. SAFE CAVP'.'S r##J IT'S BREAK TIME HOMEWARD BOUND 1. Slow your prized possessions oul ol »ighl—in a closet, locked trunk, or tok# them home. 2. Be tore 10 lock window! and doors. Before you leove—double check. 3. Own a bicycle? Toke it home or lock it to a stationary object in your room. 4. Unplug those baiic neceititiet-— TV Stereo f?e":ge'0*o' (clean it out find) Mcrowa.e Compute' Iron Popcorn popper Cotleo por 5. Anyone you know Haying around? Ask them to keep on eye on your place while you're gone. w UNIVERSITY OT WISCONSIN - PAJWSIDE CAMPUS POLICE i PUBLIC SAFETY BUSINESS: 553-2*35 EMERGENCY EXT: 2911 TAXI A BfTT OCT Of H'W;* Parkside Food Service Would like to wish the students, faculty and staff a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! Sculpture survey results: What is it REALLY? by Dawn Mailand Entertainment Editor Here's what you'vc been waiting for, the results of the sculpture survey run a few weeks back in the Ranger. Students, professors and administrators responded to the survey. Before letting the secret out, here's what Parkside thoughtitwas: "'Everything' wavering up and out of a tiny speck on the wall," "it's a broken egg," "the beginning of a woman," "what the brain looks like after taking certain classes (finance, calculus, physics, etc.),""Pac-Man blowing chow on Upper Main Place" and "representative of liberation of mind." Others thought it was: "the droppings of a very large bird," "knowledge sprinkling down upon us (the students) from a higher plane (the professors)," "Pac-Man after an attack of diarrhea," "coming out from bondage to freedom tocxplore and leam and grow," "it's a cracked egg!" "a giant sperm" and "a mind suffering from cognitive overload." The last suggestions were: "the experience (knowledge) pouring onto us as a result of higher education," "definitely a broken egg," "a Ranger staff member al last year's belching contest," "it's the earth cracked-up" and "opening your mind to the world." Okay, so what does the sculpture represent? After talking with the artist who created the sculpture, Professor John Murphy of the Art Department, here is the actual interpretation. The sculpture is a combination of geometric and biocnorphic shapes. It is symbolizes a perfect sphere that is interrupted by erosion. Well, there's the answer! 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KE NOSHA RESEARCH KF0RMAT1 Largest Library of information in U.S. - an subjects Order Catalog Toflay with Visa/MC or COD , O^fush $2.00 to: RbmstcD Information 11322 IQano Ave. A206-A. Los AngOes. CA 9 0025. Ron's Place Open Mon.-Sun. 11 a.m . 7 Days A W eek Luncheon Reservation 657-5907 Famous for 5x5's (V2 lb. Hamburger & Fries for $3.25) Long Island Ice Tea Ron's Carryout Open Sun-Thurs. HamMidnight Fri.-Sat. 11 am-2am 657-4455 We Now Deliver Broasted Chicken 3301 52nd Street, Kenosha 657-4455 THE TIME TO THINK IT OVEt IS NOW! by Jackie Funk Staff Writer As expected with most movie sequels, "Back To The Future Part II" is not as creative as the original, but it's still an extremely entertaining film. Once again, Steven Spielberg has produced an action-packed film which takes Many McFly (Michael J. Fox) and Dr. Emmcu Brown (Christopher Lloyd) into a time-traveling adventure. This time, the action is centered around the characters' pasts and futures. When the time traveling duo go into the year 2015, they succeed in their mission to save Marty's son from a jail sentence. However, certain complications arise which cause them to go back A into the past. Similar to the first movie. Biff (Thomas Wilson) is the cause for Marty's and Doc's problems. Although much of the film's plot is based cm Biffs rotten character, this doesn't take away from the movie's high-spirited fun. Along with a great deal of suspense, "Back To The Future Part II" provides viewers with an imaginative look into the future. Certain scenes throughout the movie resemble episodes from "The Jetsons," including video phones, flying cars and shoes that tie themselves. Although the special effects especially appeal to imaginative teenagers, you only need to be young at heart to enjoy this film. The end of the movie is slightly disappointing since there is no real conclusion. 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Drinking and driving I* ndthar a pleaiura nor a prtvllaga Una lolly, a threat a daadly dangar—lo ba chafltngad and overcome by per tone ol good aanaa and good ML Two drIMa or mora | balora drwlng i hour fr«41ctloa» - Stata of Ulacraala 'Best 'Defense Parkside's defense and ball control-main Ingredients to successful year. Ranger Thursday, December 14, 1989 13 Ranger soccer enjoyed record-setting campaign where he has started for four years. Chomko led this year's team in scoring with 34 points, including setting the school mark for assists in a year with 18. Goal tender Stan Anderson was named to the Ail-American 3rd Team after a season in which he produced 17 shut-outs, a school record, and upped his career shutout mark to 34, also a school record. His goals against average of .473 this year (another record) vaulted him to a career mark of 39- 12-3. In the four years which Anderson and Chomko were in the program, they compiled a 61-21-9 record. Despite losing the likes of Anderson and Chomko, among others in this talented class, head coach Rick Kilps has reason to be optimistic about next years campaign. The upcoming class of juniors has amassed a 48-13-8 record thus far, putting up 41 shut-outs in their last 66 games. Which gives Parkside's team reason to believe they can improve on this years national ranking of #10. "Our goal is simple and straight forward fornextycar." added Kilps, "the NAIA National Championships!" t IWAfplt Cmimr.tnc A{f\V rbeA[(ieft4tj,wul\kiimdian' tfAfpleCmpitn foe Saue fls... Print... 3§P * The Macintosh Sale Now through January 31 Computing Support Center by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor While the 1989 soccer campaign here did not end with a national championship, it will be long remembered as oneof the best ever, and a fitting way to end a decade of success for the Ranger soccer program. During the year, the team compiled an 18-4-1 mark, including a 5-1-1 record against NCAA Division I opponents. Along the way, the Rangers set or tied nine new school records as a team. Their 18 wins, along with a 12-game winning streak were both Parkside bests. They also set the school record for most shut-outs in a season with 17, and an uncqualcd consecutive shut-out string of 12. Against IIT, the Rangers equaled the most goals against an opponent of Ranger history with a 10-goal assault, also tying the mark for largest margin of victory with the 10-0 win. They allowed the fewest goals of any Ranger soccer team for the season, giving up just 12, and they tied the mark for fewest shots allowed in a game, blanking North Park in shots-on-goal. With Macintosh you can even do this: Macintosh'computers have always been easy to use. But they've never been this easy to own. Presenting The Macintosh Sale. Through January 31, you can save hundreds of dollars on a variety of Apple" Macintosh computers and peripherals. So now there's no reason to settle for an ordinary PC. With The Macintosh Sale, you can wind up with much more of a computer. Without spending a lot more money 0 Three players were also recognized for their fine campaign by the NAIA. Junior defender Mike Riley was named to the All-American 3rd Team for his part in maintaining one of the nation's stingiest defensive units. As a two-year starter, the Rangers are 31-8-6 with him in the b&kfield, and have compiled 31 shut-outs. Senior Jim Chomko completed his collegiate career in style, being named to the Ail-American 1st Team after setting three individual records from his midfiekl spot 14 Thursday. December 14, 1989 Ranger The tfTL 'Beat Bears looking to avoid replay byJefTReddick Asst. Sports Editor This weekends game of the week in the NFL will be between the Green Bay Packers and the Chicago Bears. These two rivals in the Black and Blue Central Division will meet for the second time this year and their will be an urgency in both teams play. The Bears will be trying to avenge a instant replay reversal while th Packers will be cling to their slim playoff hopes. The Bears have nothing to lose in this game as they have already been removed from the playoff picture, the first time in six years, therefore, their only purpose now is to play the spoiler and avenge their early season loss to the Pack by removing them from the playoff picture. The Packers on the other hand know they must win their last two games and receive some form of divine help if they are going to make the playoffs this year. Both teams come into this game off of less than stellar performances last week. TTie Packers offensive line couldn't hold back water which in turn made the Pack's offense look terrible at best Defensively they got the job done by forcing three turnovers in the second half but with the engine only hitting on half of its cylinders the team was hit with a crushing loss to the Kansas City Chiefs. While the Packers were looking especially sad up in Green Bay, the Bears were trying to out do them in the battle for sadness as they fell to the lowly Detroit Lions at Soldiers Field. While the Packers stock has risen in the past few weeks the Bears has fallen like a rock. They have lost to teams that they never had dreamed of osl ing to at he t start of the season. While this has put undue burden on Bear coach Mike Ditka's heart it has not entirely beentothefaultofpoorplay. More than any other team this year the Bears have been hit with injury after injury as they have only had two members of the defense start in all 14 games this year. Forced to go to the bench Ditka has seen his team get burned by the big play more and more this year. Unable to depend on his bench he has gone out and done the worst thing possible for a team in disarray he chastised his club in public and since then his team has looked anything but ferocious. This game will come down to the ability of Packers widereciever Sterling Sharpe to beat the Bear secondary, if he can do that early and establ ish the passi ng game than you can look for Brent Full wood to have a big day on the ground. But all of that will be null and void if the Packers offensive line plays anywhere near like it did on Sunday against the Chiefs. Majkowski needs time and without it no quarterback is going to be effective no matter how much Majik he has in him. If the offensive line holds up its part of the bargain than you can expect the first Packer sweep of the Bears since 1981. DuChene, Wessley lead wrestlers in Ranger Collegiate Championships from Grapplers, p. 16 finisher was John Karl, a senior 150pounder. John's record was 3- 2 for the day and his season record is now 17-8 for the season. Eight other Parkside wrestlers wrestled, they all won matches but did not earn medals. Winning the most matches without earning a medal was freshman 134 pounder Kelly Becker, with a 3-2 record. Two wrestlers who probably would have earned medals but withdrew due to injuries were senior Arthur Demerath at 142 lbs. and Steve Skroda at 150 lbs. They both finished the day with 2-1 records which brought Demerath's season record to 7-3 and Skroda's to 13-2. The other Ranger wrestlers who competed and their season totals are: 118 lb. Bill Nevaroski at 3-6; Dave Neybert 6-4; 142 lb. Dave Lovy 8-6; 158 lb. Chris Buckley 3- 4; and 167 lb. Rob Fox at 7-6. Parkside wrestling coach Jim Koch was pleased with his team's performance. "I thought we wrestled pretty well. I was particularly impressed with the performances of several of our freshman. If the team can stay healthy, and everyone makes their grades we will have a very competitive team when the schedule resumes." coach Koch also commented, "that he would like to thank the many volunteers who donated their time to make the 18th Annual Wisconsin Collegia! Championships the tremendous success that tournament is only as people who put it on, some of the best." it was. A good as the and we had Women struggle but get by with win from Lady Rangers, p. 15 Miller. The Lady Rangers were able to overcome a poor performance by hitting crucial free-throws and making good plays down the stretch. Parkside was led by Diana Wietzel who played her best game of the season scoring 15 points with 11 rebounds, three assists and three steals. Sue Maass played tough again in the middle she had 11 points, eight boards and four blocks, and Tracy Northrop added nine points, seven boards and two blocks. Miller understands that Parkside will need to get their act together soon," We cannot afford to play sluggish, if a team is hot were going to get beat. We need to play consistent basketball." Sarftgttt -BagfeetbaH Xtaaut TEAM League w Standings: L. Pet. PF PA en LA Dream Team 5 0 1.000 38 0 24 0 S.M. Connection 5 0 1.000 35 0 294 • _ Cavaliers 3 2 .600 226 234 2 Five Guys 2 2 .500 248 274 2.5 NY Knightmare 2 3 .400 30 0 292 3 Kepkies 2 3 .400 232 272 3 The Dealin' Crew 0 4 .000 23 4 272 4.5 Posse In Effect 0 5 .000 16 6 214 5 6:00--The Dealin' Craw v». Five Guy« 6:00 (c)--LA DREAM TEAM S.M. Connection 7:00--Posse In Effect vs. The Dealin' Crew 7:00 (c)--Kcpkics vs. Cavaliers 8:00--NY Knightmare vs. Five Govs 6:00--LA Dream Team vs. Cavaliers 7:00 (c)-Tbe Dealin' Crew vs. NY Knightmare 7:00-Posse In Effect vs. Five Guys 8:00--S.M. Connection vs. Kepkies -End of SeasonWrestlers pound Point, LaCrosse to extend streak Special to the Ranger The Parkside wrestling team ended the first semester of the wrestling season on a very successful note. They won their 38th and 39th consecutive dual neets over a Wisconsin opponent by defeating UW-LaCrosse and UWStevens Point on Wednesday, December 6th. The score against UWLaCrosse was 35-8 and over Stevens Point by a final of 37-14. "Hie scores become especially impressive over two of the top Wisconsin State University Conference teams considering that the Parkside lincupconsistcd of five freshman, three sophomores, one junior and only two seniors. The top performance in the double dual was turned in by junior 134 pounder Dennis DuChene. Against UW-LaCrosse, Duchcne scored a 20-5 technical fall, and over Stevens Point's Bob Berccau the defending NCAA HI national champion, a 5-3 decision. Also having impressive performances in the double dual were freshman 118 pounder Dave Neybert, and 177poundcr Darin Tiedt. Neybert pinned both of his opponents in the first round and Tiedt scored a technical fall and a decision. Ranger Thursday, December 14. 1989 15 » Instant offense sparks Rangers to sixth victory from Home sweet home, p. 16 converted the two foul shots, giving him 14 on the night, Lewis was awarded the ball with Troy Pendergrass hitting a fifteen footer shortly after to complete the 6-point play and tie the game at 67-67. After trading baskets twice, the Rangers found themselves with the ball and a tie game with a foursecond difference between the game and shot clock in the final minute. Whiuier made good on that opportunity, nailing his only trifecta of the game to put Parkside up by a 74-71 score, giving him his 11th point of the night Lewis* auempt to tie usj t missed as they managed an open 23-footer from the free throw line extended which hit the front of the rim and fell harmlessly away. Steve Jerrick added nine points, seven rebounds and seven assists in the victory, while Lewis was paced by Pendergrass and Harris with 15 and 14 respectively. Two nights later, Sl Norbert College rolled into town and ran into the Ranger sky barrage. Hitting their first count-em', nine shots. Parkside was out to a Steve Jerrick hit for 28 in win 22-0 lead before Norberts could really realize where they were. Before the half was over, the Rangers would net 12 of 21 shots from bonus land and shoot a blistering 62.5% from the floor. Heat did bread fire, though, as Norbert's look to the Parkside sharpshooting clinic and connected on 20 of their 28 first half shots (71 %) to keep them within an arms length at 54-41 by halftime. Answer Parksidc's version of instant offense in Jerrick. After scoring a dozen by the intermission, Jerrick addedl6 secood half points, including four trifectas.to hold off the pesky St Norbert attack. By night's end, Jerrick would have a season-high 28 points, five rebounds, and four assists, and the Rangers would have their sixth win of the year by a 94-81 margin. Joining instant O in the Ranger attack was Whiuier, who showed signs of breaking out of the shooting slump he has been in this year. After coming into the contest at 37%, Whittier hit 7 of 12 from the field and scored 19 points while dishing out six assists. Also in double figures; Schmidtmann with 12, Doug Bums with 12, and Tim Cates added 11. Norberts, which wound up shooting 625% for the game, was led by Chris Butterfield's 20 and Lee Schroeder's 16. The win over Sl Norberts also marked the fourth time this year in which Schmidtmann, Whittier, and Jerrick all scored in double figures, all four of which have resulted in Ranger wins. r*jr*T f \ U L. In his t h r e e y o a ro h e r o . An d y S c hmi d t ma n r in me iflo I ifkH »v \m iIliifcM I i n d i v i d u a l r e c o r ds i n P e r k a i d c b liTUftia*a - Iftf ft a r ft so m e nt t h n t p r p r n r n s « n 7 t h e p e o p l e h e ia c h a si n g . Seasor tt (lb- 7 7 ) •Season t-min 2/game. •Q coring Single Scaoonst Gar y Cole (71 75) Lady Rangers get sloppy win in struggle with Stevens Point by Ted Mclntyre Last Tuesday the women's basketball team turned in what was perhaps its worst performance of the young season. Luckily for Parkside, UW- Stevens Point's performance was worse as the Lady Rangers came away with a sloppy 69-59 victory. Coming off a great performance in a osl s to Minnesota Duluth, the Lady Rangers just were not up to playing Tuesday night. From the tip-off it was nothing but a struggle." We were never in sync or in the flow of the game,*' said coach Wendy Miller. Neither team took control in the first half, Parkside turned the ball over frequently and Stevens Point shot a dismal 36 percent from the field. At the end of the first 20 minutes Parkside led 30-26. Stevens Point opened the second half by closing within one point 32-31 at the 19 minute mark. Then neither team scored for three-anda-half minutes and at the 15 minute mark, the Lady Rangers were up still by one 34-33. Parkside was never able to take control of the game. Point played tough defense but Parkside should have been able to easily control the game. " Point is much improved this season, I give them credit for changing defense and tough play," said Miller. With 13 minutes to go Stevens Point tied it up at 35 then the game see-sawed and Point took its first lead with 9:40 remaining 45-43. Next Terri Ingalls hit a big three pointer to regain the lead for good. In the final five minutes Parkside showed the style of play which should have dominated the contest. The Lady Rangers stepped up the pressure defensively causing turnovers. Brenda VanCuickhita lay-up off a steal with 1:14 remaining and with 40 seconds left Diana Wietzel hit two free-throws as did Van Cuick with 18 seconds remaining to ice the Ranger victory. It was all academic when Sue Maass scored off a steal with seven seconds remaining raising the teams record to 4-2. Parkside continued its turnover woes as it commintcd 22 for the game, the Lady Rangers are averaging 20 miscues per contest thus far. "We just made poor decisions from lack of concentration," said see Women, p. 14 ot-£fi Slaught er ( f e 9 7 0 ) " 2th~Andy Schmidtmann (& 6 - 8 9 J I & . ? "Scoring^ - Game I et-/lndy Schmidtmann (&8--89J ££ ind-bar y G' o /e ( 7 3 - V ^ J 2S: st rfn&r S chmidtniann ( && 6 9 ) l-H3 Poinf c ro Madc -Sinal c Sc-ets&n TCauer of the "Week... Firing-up Andy Schmidtmann a quick start... For the week of December 5th to the 12th, the Ranger would like to' salute Kenosha's own Andy Schmidtmann as our Player of the Week. Schmidtmann's contributions to he t basketball program here have been evident on the Ranger record books, where he holds seven career and season records, including a best-ever Ranger single game performance of 52 points in a game against Lakeland College last year. Never before has Schmidtmann's impacton the Ranger team been more evident than in this year's guard-orientated attack. He is tops on the team in scoring, averaging 18 points per game, he is second in assists with a 4.8 per game average, and has chipped in 2.5 rebounds per game. From 3- point land. Drew is hitting at a 43% clip, and has netted 23 of his 29 free throw attempts. In a three game stretch last week, Schmitty led the Rangers to a sweep of all three opponents. Starting with Lewis University where he scored* 24 points and dished out 9 assists and ending with Lake Superior State where he scored 25 of the 58 Ranger points. Drew has sparked Parkside to a 7-4 start For the week total, Schmidtmann averaged 20.3 ppg, 2.7 rebounds, 5.7 assists, and an exhaustive 37.3 minutes per game. Wesalute Schmidtmann forhiscontributions in getting the Rangersoff to a quick start, and for being Parksidc's Player of the Week. S P O R T S Lake Superior, Parkside grapplers dominate meet Special to the Ranger This past Saturday the wrestling team hosted the 18th Annual '•Wisconsin Collegiate Wrestling Championships. Wrestlers from twelve schools competed, but Parkside, Lake Superior State University, UW-Whitewater, and Lincoln College captured most of the awards. While no team scores were kept, when the wrestling was over on Saturday evening it was apparent that Parkside and Lake Superior had dominated the action. Lake Superior had eight placewinners "with three champions, and Parkside had seven placewinners with two champions. Each school also had one of their wrestlers earn a special award. Parkside Dennis DuChcne won the Outstanding Wrestler Award and LSSLTs Rob Symanns won the Don Hall Memorial Pinners Award. Dennis DuChenc won Parkside's first title, in the 134 lb. division. The junior scored either apin or a technical fall over his first four opponents. In the championship finals he won a 6-3 decision over Lake Superior State's Mike Centamni. Centamni was a a former NCAA II All-American. For his performance he was voted the meets outstanding wrestler by a vote of the coaches. He is the fifth Parkside wrestler to win the meets highest honor. The last was Mike Vania, a four time Ail-American, pin and a ivin.. in 1982. DuChene's season record stands at 16-2. Sophomore Scott Wessley, at 190 pounds, won Parkside's second title. Wessley's won his first three matches, two by a a pin and one by a major decision to advance to the finals. In the finals Wessley faced his teammate Tom Kccfcr. Keefer had advanced to the finals by dccisioning two opponents. In the finals Wessley was the deemed the champion on a close 2-0 decision. Wessley's season record Parkside's Dennis DuChene captured the 134 lb. title with a pin in his championship match Home sweet home produces pair of wins for Rangers stands at 11-4-1 while Keefer's record fell to 9-4-1. Finishing second for the Rangers at 158 lbs. was freshman Lance Schmitt. Schmitt won three matches to advance to the finals. His semi-finals victory was a 15- 11 decision over last years 150 lb. champion Eric Cluck of Lake Superior Slate. In the finals his opponent was Rob Llorca from UW-Whitcwater. Llorca was last years 158 lb. champion and a third place finisher at the NCAA III Nationals. In what was perhaps the most exciting match of the tournament, Schmitt dropped a 13-12 decision to Llorca. Schmiu's season record is 11-3. Finishing third for the Rangers were a pair of freshman. At 126 lbs. Joel Dutton had a4-1 record to capture the consolation championship. His match for third place was a 4-3 decision over Doug Parker, a former Parkside wrestler now competing for UW-Whitewater. Also finishing third at 177 lbs. was Darin TiedL Tiedt finished the tournament with a 4-1 record. Duuon's season record is 13-6 and Tiedt's is 10-3. Parkside's only fourth place see Wrestlers, p. 14 by Jeff Lemmermann Sports Editor The Parkside Athletic Center continued lobe an unfriendly place for visiting teams last week as the Rangers knocked off a pair of opponents. Lewis University was the first of the pair to visit the unfriendly confines, losing a close 74-71 contest. Coming into the game, Lewis had compiled an 8-3 record against the Rangers, but this time around it was Parkside's Andy Schmidtmann and Dan Lyons who would do the compiling. Lyons, taking advantage of Lewis' ignorance of the Ranger inside game, scored 12 of the first 14 Parkside points in staking them to the early lead. For the evening, Lyons was 9 for 10 from the field with nine rebounds, adding three free-throws for a season-high 21 points. Lewis managed to get back in striking distance though. and trailed Whittier breaks shooting slump by seven at the half, 36-29. In the second half, it was Schmidtmann who instigated the damage, scoring 14 of his gamehigh 24 points. Schmidtmann, who hit 6 of his 13 attempts from beyond the arc, also led the Rangers with 9 assists in 37 minutes of action. Lewis though stayed within striking distance, and utilizing a pressure defense, and was in position to steal a victory with just over two minutes left after a costly Parkside turnover led to a Lewis six-point play. On that play. Rod Whittier was whistled foran intentional foul after an errant pass by Tim Cates was intercepted by Lewis' guard Lance Harris. Harris hit the shot as Whittier tried to prevent him from getting the shot away. After Harris see Rangers, p. 15 The Week Ahead Men's Basketball; 12/It at f e r r i s S t. ( M i c h . ) 8:00 Women's Basketball: 1 2/ I 5 HOME vs. National Col. 7:00 12/30 at St. francis(<Joliet,IL) 7:30 Wrestling: 01 / O t at C a rth a g e T ri-d u a l 6.0C 0//05 at J. of Indianapolis b:0C 0 //06-7 at Midwest Classic(lnd) 2:30 Bowling: l 2 / 2 b c if C o l l e g i a te Spectacular (Las Vegas, NV.) TBA Dublin Core The Dublin Core metadata element set is common to all Omeka records, including items, files, and collections. 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