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            <text>....&#13;
Thursday. September 21. 1e8e&#13;
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Increasing enrollment causes problems at Parkside&#13;
by Dan Chiappetta&#13;
News Editor&#13;
student enrollment has deressed&#13;
for at least nine of&#13;
~e thirteen four-year Untver,&#13;
Ity of Wisconsin System&#13;
:a.mpuses. according to preununary&#13;
figures supplied .by&#13;
campusofficials. ' ,&#13;
The number of students enrolledIn&#13;
the system two-year&#13;
centersalso Is declining.&#13;
University of Wisconsin&#13;
system President Kenneth A.&#13;
ShaW designed a four-year&#13;
plan called the Enrollment&#13;
ManagementPlan, Which was&#13;
designed to maintain the&#13;
quality-ot education at the&#13;
system and ellminate over.&#13;
crowding.&#13;
. The University of Wiscon.&#13;
sm-Parkslde is one of the four&#13;
universities that has had a&#13;
sllght increase in its enroll.&#13;
rnent,&#13;
"Possibly a little les~ than&#13;
one hundred more students&#13;
than last year, " answered&#13;
Sue -Johnaon, Registrar.&#13;
. There hasn't been a major&#13;
mcrease because Parkside&#13;
has increased its admission&#13;
qualifications to enter for this&#13;
fall.&#13;
_ "The number of new fresh.&#13;
men is down a bit, but we had&#13;
a nice increase in continuing&#13;
students and minority students&#13;
The fact that we were&#13;
able to retain our continuing&#13;
students is a real good sign II&#13;
explained Johnson.'&#13;
The new major qualification&#13;
is that students are now&#13;
required to take the American&#13;
College Test: (ACT). The&#13;
test scores are looked at if&#13;
the student was not in the&#13;
uppen half of his class, and if&#13;
he didn't have a certain&#13;
specified distribution of high&#13;
school units, and academic&#13;
Units.&#13;
"Then we have to look at&#13;
the ACT Scores. Actually because&#13;
of that, (ACT), a lot of&#13;
students who might normally&#13;
come in, in prior years, without&#13;
the ACT, just didn't make&#13;
it," said Johnson.&#13;
The reason for the Enroll.&#13;
ment Management Plan is&#13;
that the legislature wouldn't&#13;
give the increase needed in&#13;
Alcohol and drug counselor helps students&#13;
byMicelle Renee -Degenals&#13;
Staff Writer&#13;
Beginning this week, Nan.&#13;
cey Gentry Is putting up her&#13;
shingle, down at Student&#13;
Services.Nancey Gentry Is a&#13;
certified Alcoholism Counselor,whopreviously&#13;
worked at&#13;
the South-Eastern Wisconsin&#13;
Medicaland Social Services.&#13;
before being hired to setup&#13;
the Drug and Alcohol CounselingProgram&#13;
here at Parkside.&#13;
Her aim is to be accesstble&#13;
to any student, staff or&#13;
faculty members, expertencing&#13;
or affected by a drug or&#13;
alcohol problem, -including&#13;
Adult Children of Alcoholics.&#13;
She openly invites students,&#13;
with question and suggestion,&#13;
as well as those with alcohol&#13;
or drug related problems. to&#13;
stop by and talk with her. The&#13;
office hours are 8':00 a.m. to&#13;
4:30 p.m., and possible some&#13;
evenings till 6:30. You can&#13;
make an, appointment by&#13;
stopping by or calling Student&#13;
Health' Services. She will be&#13;
available for some drop-ins&#13;
also. The goal she is striving&#13;
for Is to see individuals with&#13;
problems as soon as possible.&#13;
She will be available for short&#13;
term counseling as well as referrals.&#13;
Nancy has had nine years&#13;
of experience in Drug and Alcohol&#13;
Counseling and has&#13;
work as a consultant in setting&#13;
up such programs in&#13;
educational systems. She is,&#13;
currently working on pro.&#13;
grams concerning education,&#13;
prevention and intervention&#13;
here on campus. Having recently&#13;
received her Masters&#13;
In Mental, Health, she Is well&#13;
aware of the special pre1tsures&#13;
students face. One of&#13;
the programs she wants to set&#13;
up is a peer support group&#13;
made up of students helping&#13;
students.&#13;
Herrera to teach 'reading skills&#13;
S. Singer&#13;
"Reaching more people on&#13;
campus, II is a goal of Lucia&#13;
Herrera, a newly hired Reading&#13;
Specialist on campus.&#13;
Sincestarting here on August&#13;
15,Herrera Is "very optimistic,"&#13;
and feels she has much&#13;
to offer.&#13;
"My obligations are to&#13;
teach reading courses," Her.&#13;
rera said. These Courses currently&#13;
inclUde "Developmental&#13;
Reading" and "Reading&#13;
Improvement. "&#13;
Herrera graduated from&#13;
the University of Wisconsin •&#13;
MilwaUkeewith a degree in&#13;
BUinguai Education. She&#13;
went on to graduate school at&#13;
_ the University of Wisconsin .'&#13;
Whitewater.&#13;
Although she has much to&#13;
do currently, Herrera Is planning&#13;
ahead to other projects.&#13;
•'In the future a course will&#13;
be offered to tie in the reading&#13;
and writing. It's going to&#13;
have a multi-cultural&#13;
aspect."&#13;
Besides being a classroom Instructor.&#13;
Herrera's job is also&#13;
to help people learn to read&#13;
more effectively, and to understand&#13;
better what they are&#13;
'reading. Herrera said that&#13;
one of her goals Is "developing&#13;
a reading lab that would&#13;
go in conjunction with the&#13;
writing lab."&#13;
.,&#13;
Herrera enjoys being a part&#13;
of the Parkside campus. She&#13;
feels the size of the campus Is&#13;
advantagous because "having&#13;
a smaller campus personalizes&#13;
us. There is more of a&#13;
togetherness feeling."&#13;
Being both a female and&#13;
Hispanic, Herrera feels she&#13;
can help a broad number of&#13;
students and faculty with her&#13;
experience and background.&#13;
"If students are having some&#13;
difficulties they can give a&#13;
call to talk about anything related&#13;
to reading, authors. or&#13;
for conversation on those subjects.&#13;
" Herrera can be&#13;
reached in the Learning Asststance&#13;
and Counsellng at&#13;
553·2275.&#13;
order to teach the larger&#13;
number of students. The University&#13;
-System feels-It needs&#13;
a certain amount of money&#13;
per student to teach a studarrt.&#13;
"The legislature says we&#13;
won't give that money, just&#13;
decrease the amount of stu.&#13;
dents,"explained Johnson.&#13;
"Farkside is suppose to be&#13;
growing. In the next couple of&#13;
years the enrollment Is pre.&#13;
dieted to increase to 5,600.&#13;
5,700 students. I expect in the&#13;
next year we will grow," emphasized&#13;
Johnson.&#13;
Charles Murphy&#13;
Fall Recital Series begins&#13;
The UW-Parkside Music&#13;
Department will open Its Fall&#13;
Recital Series on Wednesday,&#13;
September 27th with a faculty&#13;
recital presented by Mark&#13;
Eichner, trumpet and August&#13;
Wegner, plano. The Music&#13;
Department presents a regular&#13;
series of music performances&#13;
at noon on Wednesdays&#13;
in the Communication Arts&#13;
Building, Room D118.&#13;
The program wIlI open with&#13;
the Concerto No. 2 In E flat&#13;
by Johann Wilhelm Hertel. It&#13;
Is a baroque concerto written&#13;
for the clarino, an obsolete&#13;
brass instrument. Eichner&#13;
wIlI perform the piece on a&#13;
modem era piccolo trumpet.&#13;
Also on the program Is the&#13;
Concerto for Tnunpet by&#13;
Alexander Arutunian. This&#13;
modem work was composed&#13;
in 1951and Is rich in the ethnic&#13;
heritage of Its American&#13;
composer. The program will&#13;
conclude with No Cigar, a&#13;
jazz selection composed by&#13;
Eichner.&#13;
. Professor Eichner recently&#13;
performed six concerts as a&#13;
trumpeter in the Milwaukee&#13;
Symphony Orchestra, Includ- ~&#13;
ing June performances of&#13;
Verdi's Reqniem conducted&#13;
by Music Director Zdenek&#13;
Macal. Since Eichner joined&#13;
the faculty In 1982, the duo&#13;
has performed in recital on a&#13;
regular basis. Both are Associate&#13;
professors of music.&#13;
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2l'tl1ndaY. ~ 21. 1989 AaI198!&#13;
Opinion ...&#13;
Editorial&#13;
Policy&#13;
me concerns have been voiced recently concerning&#13;
thSoeditorial views and policies of this newspaper. Fo.r u:s reason, we believe It Is our duty to explain the edJtonto&#13;
th readership of the Ranger.&#13;
al polley 1nJ n: of thls newspaper will be expressed in vaThe&#13;
°P 0 this the edJtoriai page of the Ranger.&#13;
rtoua lonna on , three main forms. The first of these&#13;
These v1dJewsrlalw111Thtakere wt1l be one editorial each issue de- e&#13;
Is the e to . f th dJtorlal&#13;
sIgned to collectively express the °inlPinl°snSaOre~~ of the&#13;
f th spaper These op on&#13;
~t :r ne~~';er. and do not necessaril:y express the&#13;
Vie.!. of the University of Wisconsin -Parkside. I·&#13;
The second form of opinion w111 be the varIOUSco um~&#13;
written by members of the Ranger staff. These may th:&#13;
both Illeral and satirical and are Intended to express&#13;
views ot the author. not those of the Ranger or of the "un!.&#13;
ve~~a.t form w111 be that of the edJtoriai carloon. These&#13;
are Intended to be a satirical look at real life Issues. They&#13;
w111 express the political views of the artist and not necessamy&#13;
those of the'Ranger or the universIty.&#13;
The opinions expressed In the Ranger w111 be just that;&#13;
o lnIons. There are other sides to all i:ssues, and U one of 0::,. opinions Is not shared by you the reader, we encourqe&#13;
you to write a letter to the editor to present your side.&#13;
The Ranger reserves the right to refuse to print or edJt&#13;
any lette", submitted. All letters to the edJtor must be&#13;
Glned, typed and double spaced. Names w111 be withheld&#13;
upon request.&#13;
To the Editor:&#13;
Other universities&#13;
To !be EdJ&amp;or:&#13;
1 enjoyed Lyna Paukslellls'&#13;
article In the September 14th&#13;
Ranger which led us on a&#13;
journey beyond sIght and&#13;
aound to the Parkslde ParkIng&#13;
ZOne, and Its tsle of valtant&#13;
Connie Swale's tra11s In&#13;
finding a place to leave her&#13;
car. 1 truly sympathized with&#13;
MIss Swale until 1 came to&#13;
the part where she found a&#13;
parking space easily and&#13;
quickly, U unfortunately at&#13;
carthage. Having had extensive&#13;
experience at Carthage&#13;
College, 1can assure you that&#13;
she must certainly have been&#13;
elsewhere. As any carthage&#13;
student w111 tell you at the&#13;
slightest provocation, there I,s&#13;
nowhere near enough decent&#13;
parking on that fair campus.&#13;
Indeed, of all the college&#13;
and unrveralty campuses 1&#13;
have visited, attended,&#13;
worked at or otherwise happened&#13;
upon, there had, until&#13;
nlCently, not been a single&#13;
one where the student body&#13;
felt there was enough avanable&#13;
parking. Until recently, 1&#13;
say, because Ms. Paukslellls'&#13;
article prompted me to go In&#13;
search of that seemingly Impossible&#13;
dream, The School&#13;
WIth Enough Parking. 1 am&#13;
pleased to report that 1managed,&#13;
after literally hours of&#13;
exhaustive research, to find&#13;
six. such schools:&#13;
The University of Unkraln&#13;
at Chernob. Despite an extremely&#13;
affordable tuttion,&#13;
uu-C has experienced great&#13;
difficulty In attracting and retslnJng&#13;
qualified students In&#13;
recent years. Fears of nuclear&#13;
radiation have kept&#13;
many studenst away. while&#13;
those willing to brave radiation&#13;
poisoning typically discover&#13;
that the tiredness assoctated&#13;
with it hampers their&#13;
efforts to maintain a passing&#13;
GPA. This, plus the fact that&#13;
actually getting a car In the&#13;
Soviet Union takes so long&#13;
that most students get grandchlldren&#13;
first, results In all&#13;
!Ive parking spaces being&#13;
empty over seventy percent&#13;
of the time.&#13;
Beijing University, There&#13;
has never been a problem&#13;
finding a space to park one's&#13;
car at Beijing University,&#13;
FInding a place to park one's&#13;
bIcycle has been another matter&#13;
entirely. ThIs past spring&#13;
feel the parking crunch&#13;
the top of your wlndow,and&#13;
start taking notes. There is&#13;
even popcorn, soda and Ratstnettes&#13;
available In exhorbltant&#13;
prices, just like a driveIn&#13;
movie. Bring a date! Make&#13;
out durtng class! And If you&#13;
love ordering fast food at the&#13;
drive-up window (over and&#13;
over because they keep run.&#13;
ning out of things), you'll love&#13;
registering' for classes.&#13;
_ And last, but arguably&#13;
lease, and right here In southeastern&#13;
Wisconsin: there is&#13;
the University of Lawsonomy,&#13;
known to anyone. who has&#13;
driven 1-94 between Chicago&#13;
and Milwaukee, there is a&#13;
great and growing need for&#13;
Lawsonomers In both the public&#13;
and private sectors, Law-.&#13;
SODomy has been described&#13;
as the growth field of the&#13;
.ritnettes, and Iawsonorners&#13;
currently make upwardds of&#13;
$60,000 per year. Doctors.&#13;
Iawyers, and computer programmers&#13;
may all become&#13;
obsolete someday, but there&#13;
will always be a need for&#13;
good, talented Jawsonomers.&#13;
The moon Is made of green&#13;
cheese. Reagan knew nothing&#13;
about Iran-Contra. Elvis Is&#13;
- and summer. however. Chi.&#13;
nese authorities have taken&#13;
dramatic steps to reduce the&#13;
size of the student body, and&#13;
consequently, there are now&#13;
plenty of open bicycle. racks&#13;
for those of you who are&#13;
fitness buffs.&#13;
Saint Wayne College. Closer&#13;
to home, St. Wayne, In Nephi,&#13;
Utah, run by strict Mormon&#13;
sect that forbids alcohol, cof-&#13;
-fee, -Vivarin. soda- pop, sex,&#13;
movies, television, radio,&#13;
tape, record and CD players.&#13;
guitars, dancing, pizza, refrigerators,&#13;
cardgames, Dungeons&#13;
and Dragons,Trlvlai&#13;
Pursuit. Win Lose or Draw,&#13;
Plctlonary. dating, short&#13;
dresses. short pants, tank&#13;
tops, t-shirts, jewelry, sneakers,&#13;
wall posters, Sunday&#13;
comics, snack food, holding&#13;
hands and going off campus&#13;
at night, usually finds Itself&#13;
with a surplus of parking&#13;
spaces.&#13;
Ventura College-o-Mat .:&#13;
Founded In 1962 In that great&#13;
bastion. of the personal automobile,&#13;
Southern CallfornJa,&#13;
this college features drive-in&#13;
classes. Just park your car,&#13;
hook the little speaker over&#13;
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Jeff Reddick Asst.Sports Editor&#13;
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living In my kitchen cupboard.&#13;
So there you have It. Ade,&#13;
quate parking facilities are&#13;
possible U a school's admlnJB.&#13;
tratlon just puts enough effort&#13;
and creatlvtty Into bringing&#13;
them about. Perhaps if Park.&#13;
side officials are alerted to&#13;
the successful efforts of these&#13;
six institutions to provide a&#13;
parking space to each and&#13;
every one of their students,&#13;
Chancellor Kaplan et al will&#13;
begin to see that adequate&#13;
parking need not be an unat·&#13;
talnable pipe dream, but may&#13;
Indeed be the wave of the fu,&#13;
ture.&#13;
At least Elvis thinks so.&#13;
'Oaul Berge&#13;
BE eXCELL£tIi'&#13;
TO ONf ANorliE&#13;
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.... • . , . Ranger Thursday, September 21, 1989 3&#13;
Actions taken to improve conditions for disabled&#13;
by Dan ChIappetta&#13;
NewsEdltor&#13;
WJUltbarriers exist for dis·&#13;
-~Ied students at UW·Park·&#13;
.. , The campus llO4 Oorn-&#13;
~~e had identifted during'&#13;
1988.89 academic school&#13;
the what is caJled "overrldyearroblems"&#13;
in five areas:&#13;
irIf ~e lack of a single office&#13;
rson responsible for&#13;
orrvkes to disabled students&#13;
SOsuits in a minimal network&#13;
~ support services and a lack&#13;
~f facultyIslaff knowledge.&#13;
I&#13;
oncernfor such needs.&#13;
c. The inability to accurately&#13;
identify students with&#13;
diSSbUltlesprevents us from&#13;
(1) providing support servo&#13;
Icesto these students and (2)&#13;
Informingfaculty of students'&#13;
program needs.&#13;
• the lack of up-to-date&#13;
elevator service plus ongoing&#13;
!noperability of campus&#13;
elevators causes a hardship&#13;
for students with moblllty&#13;
problems. .&#13;
• Ultle atlentlon has been&#13;
giving to students with the&#13;
followingdisabilities: psychological,&#13;
drug or alcohol&#13;
abuse, or some specific&#13;
health problems such as&#13;
heart problems, asthma, arthritls,&#13;
etc.&#13;
• The campus emergency&#13;
evacuation plan does not con.&#13;
tain provisions for those with&#13;
disablUtles who need assist.&#13;
ance. ,&#13;
During the 1988-89academ,&#13;
ic year the Campus 504 com.&#13;
mlttee, which takes It's name&#13;
from Section 504 of the Fed.&#13;
eral Rehabilitation Act which&#13;
requires campuses to perlodi.&#13;
cally assess their climate for&#13;
students with disabilities&#13;
chaired by Carol Cashen, Dj:&#13;
rector of Learning Assistant&#13;
and Counseling, prepared this&#13;
review of "overriding prob.&#13;
lems" that are facing dtsa,&#13;
bled students on campus.&#13;
Since the report, a number&#13;
of actions have been laken to&#13;
correct some of these •'overriding&#13;
problems" and others.&#13;
Parkslde has also been reo&#13;
questing resources from the&#13;
UW-System to make major&#13;
Improvements In the physical&#13;
facilities and university servo&#13;
ices for the disabled.&#13;
The Campus 504 Committee&#13;
for the 1989-90academic year&#13;
. has been named by Chancel.&#13;
lor Sheila Kaplan. Members&#13;
are: Carol Cashen, chair,&#13;
Sandra Burmeister, Sandra&#13;
rtese, RoJlIn Jansky, Orpheus&#13;
JOhnson, Don Kolbe Kate&#13;
Owen, Linda Andrey,' Judith&#13;
Pryor, and Anna, Marla Wll.&#13;
Iiams. They will serve two&#13;
years.&#13;
The responsibility of the&#13;
Campus 504 Committee will&#13;
be:&#13;
.• To advice the admlnlstra,&#13;
bon on the special problems&#13;
and needs of disabled faculty,&#13;
. atudenta, and starr.&#13;
• To assist- the admlnlstra.,&#13;
tlon In deSigning educational&#13;
programming for faculty,&#13;
staff and students to enable&#13;
them to better underslnad the&#13;
needs of disabled individuals.&#13;
• To review the university'S&#13;
accomplishments IJi making&#13;
the campus hospitable to dis ..&#13;
able students.&#13;
In May the committee's reo&#13;
port was presented to the Administrative&#13;
Council for ap.&#13;
proprlate action to be taken'&#13;
for the needs of students with .&#13;
disabilities. Here are some&#13;
actions that were laken after&#13;
the review of the committees&#13;
reports:&#13;
• The accessibility project&#13;
was adjusted to the elevators&#13;
control to make them more&#13;
accessible for the disabled. A&#13;
modification wlll be InslaJled&#13;
to delay door closing to aJlow&#13;
for wheelchair access along&#13;
with numerous supply and&#13;
equipment delivery needs.&#13;
• The Student Health Office&#13;
is attempting a program that&#13;
w1ll provide an escort service&#13;
that will assist the disabled.&#13;
• The Campus Police and&#13;
Public safety buildlng Is cur.&#13;
rently developing an Updated&#13;
fire. tornado. bomb scare.&#13;
etc., emergency evacuation&#13;
plan that will address the&#13;
concern for studetns with dis.&#13;
ablIltles.&#13;
• Self Identification. The&#13;
registration form will be reo&#13;
vised to include questions on&#13;
disabilities.&#13;
• Students will be sent a Ietter&#13;
Jollcwfng their admission&#13;
to the university which wlll&#13;
ask those who have a dlsabflIty&#13;
to identity themselves.&#13;
Those indicating a disability&#13;
will be. contacted by the approprlate&#13;
department for Information&#13;
on support servo&#13;
ices.&#13;
• for people with severe&#13;
motor disabilities or vision&#13;
problems, the need for one&#13;
"speakqualtzer: computer&#13;
will be considered. software&#13;
to allow vision impaired students&#13;
to use Word Perfect&#13;
will be ordered Immediately.&#13;
• None of the library doors&#13;
are automated, and they all&#13;
open outward. the slate has&#13;
requested to automate the&#13;
main library entrance doors&#13;
to the L-llevel.&#13;
There were many other ac..&#13;
tlons taken that will benefit&#13;
the student, staff, and faculty&#13;
with dlsabllltles.&#13;
Carol cashen Is not only the&#13;
chair of the committee, but&#13;
she Is also the coordinator.&#13;
cashen also sits on the Sys.&#13;
tern Wide Committee to UW·&#13;
System Presidetn Kenneth A.&#13;
Shaw, which has to do with&#13;
students sho have dlsabUlUes.&#13;
Cashen has many responsibll·&#13;
ities. She Is to help guide the&#13;
committee, send annual re ..&#13;
ports to the system for review&#13;
on how well the services are&#13;
being identified, and determine&#13;
how they meet the&#13;
needs bf the students with dlsabilities.&#13;
cashen is also work.&#13;
ing with students who have&#13;
learning dlsabllltles.&#13;
"We need the student to&#13;
self identIfY, so we can provide&#13;
services. I hope you&#13;
(Ranger) can encourage the&#13;
students with disablllties to&#13;
come and talk to me," emphasized&#13;
Cashen,&#13;
William K. .Whitcomb .to speak on global hunger&#13;
CHOICES IN A GLOBAL&#13;
VILLAGE&#13;
by George Olson&#13;
"What Can One Person Do&#13;
In A Hungry World?" wllI be&#13;
the question the speaker at&#13;
the upcoming program sponsored&#13;
by the Bradford Community&#13;
Church (Unllarlan&#13;
Universalist) to be held on&#13;
september 30, 1989, at the&#13;
University Wisconsin Park.&#13;
side in Union 104·106. Al.&#13;
thoughthe speaker, Mr. WU.&#13;
liam K. Whllcomb, will not be&#13;
~eaklng on vegelarianlsm, a&#13;
Vegetation Buffet at 6pm, at&#13;
cost of $5.00, will precede the&#13;
speakers presenlatIon at 7&#13;
pm. The Vegetarian Buffet Is&#13;
one appropriate way to stress&#13;
the potentlal impact of mea.&#13;
tleSs meals to allleviate world&#13;
hunger.&#13;
Mr. Whitcomb, of Madison,&#13;
WI has been the Regional Di.&#13;
rector of Church World Servo&#13;
ice/CROP In the Wisconlsin.&#13;
/Northern Illinios region. Mr.&#13;
Wllcomb had a career of 23&#13;
years service in India as an&#13;
agricultural missionary under&#13;
the auspices of the Unlled&#13;
Church Board for World Ministries&#13;
before assuming his&#13;
present post.&#13;
The letters CROP have a&#13;
historical context originating&#13;
when the Christian rural&#13;
Overseas Program was eslab·&#13;
lished some years ago and&#13;
from which the present com·&#13;
munlty hunger appeal had its&#13;
begInnIngs. The Income from&#13;
this region was just under&#13;
$800,000 of which $621,000&#13;
came from CROP/WALKS in&#13;
communities such as the ones&#13;
held In the Kenosha/Racine&#13;
area.&#13;
Kay Wade of Bradford&#13;
Communlty Church Is coordi·&#13;
nallng the September 30th&#13;
event. She was director of the&#13;
CROP WALK In the Kenosha&#13;
last year, which she proudiy&#13;
points out had 100% comrnitment&#13;
from the Unllartan Untversalist&#13;
Church and is again&#13;
coordinating the CROP&#13;
WALK efforts In Kenosha,&#13;
which will be held In October&#13;
1989.&#13;
Further informatIon about&#13;
this event can be had by call.&#13;
Ing 656-0544, or sending $5.00&#13;
for each ticket to Bradford&#13;
communlly Church at P.O.&#13;
Box 593, Kenosha, WI 53141.&#13;
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aensatlon w1IJ be hitting the&#13;
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email way. Instead of just&#13;
walJdng around the stage,&#13;
he'll leap from one place to&#13;
another. At the beginning of a&#13;
lOng, he might be hunched&#13;
over the plano, and all of a&#13;
sudden he'll bound 10 the&#13;
front of the stage to Interact&#13;
with the audience.&#13;
Not only 18his movements&#13;
versaWe, but so Is his focus&#13;
ot muaJc. BOrne groups on his&#13;
lOng lI8t are INXS, Cheap&#13;
TrIck, U2, Van Halen, Richard&#13;
Marx, Elton John and&#13;
The Escape Club.&#13;
Michael and his band take&#13;
the audience through a wide&#13;
"spectrum of emotions."&#13;
From high energy rock to an&#13;
intimate, plano-laced ballad,&#13;
his show includes a combination&#13;
of current dance songs&#13;
and dynamic originals.&#13;
In his original songs. he&#13;
plays the piano with pure, undisquised&#13;
fervor. Hlg song,&#13;
"Playing my Baby," starts&#13;
out with a IhrUUn' piano prelude.&#13;
Anyone listening to him&#13;
play can tell that he has an&#13;
obvious passion for music.&#13;
"1 think of myself as not&#13;
only an artist, but an entertainer,"&#13;
states Michael, "and&#13;
I'll do what it takes to please&#13;
an audience."&#13;
Michael has earned the&#13;
right to be on the stage. He&#13;
took extensive classical and&#13;
jazz studies, and he studied at&#13;
the Berklee School of Music&#13;
in Boston for a while. His&#13;
commitment and talent developed&#13;
him Into a plano virtuoso.&#13;
Before forming his own&#13;
band, Michael perfected his&#13;
performance skills in several&#13;
acts, Including USA and Nickels.&#13;
Because of his past experience,&#13;
there is an air of confidence&#13;
about him.&#13;
The members of his band&#13;
are himself, who plays electric&#13;
grand piano and sings,&#13;
Scott Logan on guitar, and&#13;
Kevin Head on drums.&#13;
Here's your chance to see&#13;
this marvel at work. Doors&#13;
open In the Union at 8:30 p.m,&#13;
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so guests must be at least 21&#13;
at Friday's dan;&#13;
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years old. Admission for on September 22 at&#13;
Parkslde students is $2, and room CA 0118. This nlll&#13;
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counselor's Corner ...&#13;
by stu Rubner&#13;
There is help when you need it&#13;
ga\'lllg a counselor on a standing In the way. Health Services staff Nancy We're open untll 6:30 p.m. on&#13;
coI1eg&#13;
e&#13;
campus - someone What types of roadblocks? Is trained to help th';"e who Monday and Thursday and&#13;
with whom a student may How about stress, problems have alcohol and/or drug until 4:30 PM Tuesday, Wed.&#13;
talk over personal problems with roommates, low eelf-es, abuse problems. nesday and Friday. We're&#13;
or concernsor seek advice - teem, difficulty adjusting to The counseling staff of usually at our desks by 7:46&#13;
Is not a new phenomenon. college, bOyfriend/girlfriend Learning Assistance and a.m.&#13;
SUt UW·Parkslde was essen, relationship problems or de. .Counseling consists of myself You may stop In and acheduaDY&#13;
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toSllY UW·Parkslde student. lack of goals, poor time man. your being successful. immediately.&#13;
The reason I mention this Is agement, or procrastination. We're located In D-175 of U you feel you need to talk&#13;
lhStyour academic and per- If alcohol and/or drug the WyUle Llbrary.Leamlng with someone when the office&#13;
sonaI success depends In part abuse Is a roadblock for you, Center building just around Isn't open,you can au the Raon&#13;
now few obstacles (we call UW-Parkslde has added the corner from the Advising cine CrIsis Center at 637-9898&#13;
them roadblocks) you have N":,,cy Gentry to the Student Center In lower MaIn Place. or Kenosha Youth DevelopTracy&#13;
Opitz&#13;
by Dawn Matland&#13;
Entertainment Editor&#13;
Many people have a wish&#13;
lhst they will someday travel&#13;
around the world. Tracy&#13;
Opitzhas achieved that wish.&#13;
For the last year, she has&#13;
traveledwith "Up With People."&#13;
a musical group based&#13;
In Tuscon, Arizona. Their&#13;
main goal Is to travel around&#13;
the world uelng music to&#13;
spread the Idea of peace&#13;
throughunderstanding ..&#13;
"Up With People" was&#13;
stsrted In 1965, during the&#13;
days of flower children, by a&#13;
groupof people who wanted&#13;
to spread the Idea of peace.&#13;
Theyorlg1nallywent to high&#13;
ecboolsand pulled out people&#13;
to sing with them. Through&#13;
the years, the group has&#13;
evolvedInto a more sophtsticatedorgantzatlon.&#13;
They now&#13;
reCruitstudents from colleges&#13;
to tour with them, and there&#13;
are many different groups&#13;
louringthe world Instead of&#13;
theorigInaJtwo.&#13;
In the beginning of 1988,&#13;
Opitzsaw "Up With People"&#13;
perform at a100th year cetebraUon.&#13;
"When I saw the&#13;
show, I was crying. I'm doing&#13;
lhst. I can see me up there,"&#13;
SS1dOpitz. After the show,&#13;
• '1IIe ta1Ited with the east-memo&#13;
•&#13;
-.~.&#13;
bers, was interviewed by&#13;
them and was accepted. She&#13;
mentioned the Interview was&#13;
based' solely on personality,&#13;
and not on dancing or singing&#13;
ability.&#13;
She left durtng' the summer&#13;
of 1988and came back at the&#13;
end of the summer of 1989.&#13;
All the cast members flew&#13;
down to Arizona for five&#13;
weeks lbr a get.acqualnted,&#13;
training program. Each&#13;
member paid a one-time fee&#13;
that would take care of his&#13;
food, lodging and travel plans&#13;
for the entire year. The&#13;
amount pald was only % of&#13;
the total amount spent on&#13;
each person. .&#13;
Through December,the cast&#13;
went to Maine, New York and&#13;
the New England states.&#13;
After the group reconvened In&#13;
January, they went to Minne.&#13;
sota, Wisconsin and then to&#13;
Europe. They spent five&#13;
weeks in Germany, seven and&#13;
a helf weeks In Ireland, as&#13;
well as visiting Switzerland,&#13;
Austria, Belgium, the Nether._&#13;
lands and Russia.&#13;
Opitz said seeing the countries&#13;
was exciting, but even.&#13;
more excillng was learning&#13;
about the different cultures.&#13;
"Staying with the host&#13;
famUles, you get to learn the&#13;
culture, and you get to learn&#13;
part of the language," Opitz&#13;
said.&#13;
Learning the different Ian.&#13;
guages was very challenging&#13;
to her. The show featured an&#13;
international section, cover.&#13;
Ing the countries which were&#13;
represented by "Up With&#13;
People." The cast sang a&#13;
song in Japanese. as well as&#13;
eight songs In Russian. when&#13;
Iearning the songs, the worde&#13;
were spelled out phonetically.&#13;
Every two years, the pro.&#13;
gram changes. ThIs last year,&#13;
music from the show Included&#13;
a Mexican folk song, a rap&#13;
section, Italian folk dance,&#13;
Japanese rock song, and a&#13;
50's section.&#13;
Opitz would not have given&#13;
up her opportunIty to trs vel&#13;
with them for anything.&#13;
"I learned a lot more on the&#13;
road than I ever did when I&#13;
was at school. ItresiIy helped&#13;
me to find myself," she said.&#13;
Opitz considers herself&#13;
much more Independent,&#13;
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since she spent most of her&#13;
free days over there walking&#13;
around the cities by herself.&#13;
fir still, to an extent. haven't&#13;
accepted that it's over,"&#13;
she remarked.&#13;
Well, Opitz has trsveled the&#13;
world, been Influenced by&#13;
other cultures vastly different&#13;
than our oWn and seen economic&#13;
hardship In some of&#13;
the countries. So what's she&#13;
going to do now?&#13;
She's a sophomore at Alver ..&#13;
no College, taking one night&#13;
course here at Parkslde.&#13;
Since she's been out In the&#13;
real world, she knows what&#13;
job opportunities are out&#13;
there. Opitz considers herself&#13;
more focused since she got&#13;
back. She's also more at&#13;
peace with herself.&#13;
Jawaharlal Nehru once&#13;
said, "We live In a wonderful&#13;
world that Is fuU of beauty,&#13;
charm and adventure. There&#13;
Is no end to the adventures&#13;
that we can have If only we&#13;
seek them with our eyes&#13;
open." Well, Tracy Opitz has&#13;
seen the beauty In the world&#13;
and been made a better per.&#13;
son for It&#13;
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• 8 Thursday, September 21,1989 Ranger&#13;
Gabe's Gab&#13;
An exciting ride on&#13;
Elevalo1'1lfrom Hell&#13;
be Gue KJuka&#13;
No slghl.leelng trip to the&#13;
beauUtu1 Wyllie Library&#13;
LearnIng Center would be&#13;
complete wtthout a haIr-ralsIng&#13;
trip on the elevators, the&#13;
only thrill ride at Parkslde.&#13;
My first clue about the&#13;
--condition01 the elevators in&#13;
the llbrary was given to me&#13;
when I was but a "wee"&#13;
freshman. I came to Parkslde&#13;
to buy my books, and the llbrarian,&#13;
obviously a trouble&#13;
maker, told me to take the&#13;
elevator to the 02 level. Unwtttlngly,&#13;
I took her advice,&#13;
and hopped In one of those&#13;
tec1UlologicaI marvels. I&#13;
pre88ed the button that read&#13;
1102". and waIted for the&#13;
doors to c1oee. Nothing hap.&#13;
pened. I pressed the button&#13;
once more. Still nothing. I&#13;
was beginning to wonder If I&#13;
was pressing the wrong button,&#13;
80 I pressed the "02"&#13;
button on the opposite side&#13;
control panel. As you probably&#13;
guessed already, I had&#13;
the same results. ThIs was&#13;
enough to convince me to&#13;
take the stairs. I sauntered&#13;
out of the sWl open doors,&#13;
and thought about using the&#13;
other elevator, but logic took&#13;
over and I descended into the&#13;
bowels of the llbrary under&#13;
my own power. When I fin·&#13;
Ished buying my books, I reo&#13;
turned to L1 via the slalrs,&#13;
because my spider sense was&#13;
tingling as I hurried past the&#13;
elevator doors on 02. I&#13;
reached the top of the stairs&#13;
to find both elevators sitting&#13;
there wtth their doors open,&#13;
and for a second I had a premonition&#13;
of terror, but It&#13;
passed quickly, and I dismissed&#13;
the premonition as a&#13;
side effect of buying my&#13;
books.&#13;
My next encounter wtth the&#13;
elevators. came but a scant&#13;
few weeks later. I was In the&#13;
Computer Center wtth my&#13;
Freshman seminar, and we&#13;
were learning about SIGI&#13;
plus, the career counseling&#13;
thingamajig that Is used to&#13;
help you decide your career. I&#13;
had been having strange&#13;
dreams at night, but I&#13;
couldn't remember most of It&#13;
after I woke up, but what I&#13;
could remember didn't make&#13;
much sense. They were about&#13;
a two-mouthed giant that was&#13;
trytng to swallow me. I&#13;
blamed the dreams on food,&#13;
or on my new roommate and&#13;
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October 19 &amp; 20, 1989, Election&#13;
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(Noon) September 25, 1989. They&#13;
Will Be Due Back In P.S.G,A. On&#13;
OctoberZ, 1989 By 3:00 P.M.&#13;
l:'-------...J&#13;
theWLL:.C elevator&#13;
his cat. Jasper. who were&#13;
making my life a living hell&#13;
at the time. That Iivtng hell&#13;
was nothing compared to the&#13;
hell I was about to expertence.&#13;
The number thirteen must&#13;
have had something to do&#13;
wtth our fateful journey, for It&#13;
was the number of people&#13;
who Innocently boarded that&#13;
elevator. My past experience&#13;
In the library lifts should&#13;
have told me not to board,&#13;
but I am terminally lazy, SOIt&#13;
didn't' matter. Our trtp was&#13;
very short, as a matter of&#13;
fact, It only lasted about two&#13;
seconds. The elevator stopped&#13;
between floors. We tried&#13;
everything to get It movtng&#13;
agatn. We pulled the ernergency&#13;
stop, and pushed Itback&#13;
In. We pushed every stinking&#13;
button In that stupid elevator,-&#13;
and wouldn't you know It, we&#13;
were stuck, Uke the peanut&#13;
butter I used to put on the&#13;
roof of Jasper's mouth.&#13;
Maybe It was diving Justice.&#13;
Anyway. to make a long story&#13;
short, we spent about five&#13;
mlnutes screarnlng and ringIng&#13;
the emergency bell, and&#13;
finally a receptive library&#13;
clerk decided to inquire about&#13;
If money is the only thing&#13;
keeping you out of -&#13;
college, the Army has a&#13;
way to get you Ihere.&#13;
Enlist in the Army for two&#13;
years for selected skill&#13;
training and eam $17,000&#13;
for college.&#13;
Then serve as a soldier&#13;
in the Army Reserve or&#13;
National Guard and use&#13;
your monthly drill pay&#13;
($100-120) to defray&#13;
expenses while you&#13;
attend the college of your&#13;
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BE ALL YOU CAN BE '" , , , ,&#13;
the awful ruckus we were&#13;
making. I bet ·you can guess&#13;
what her first question was.&#13;
You got It. "Are you guys&#13;
stuck in there?" Of course.&#13;
everybody In the elevator's&#13;
first Impulse was to yell, "No&#13;
stupid, we were having a pic.&#13;
ntc lunch and someone spiked&#13;
the Kool-Ald, and thtngs just&#13;
got a llttle out of hand. OF&#13;
COURSE WE'RE STUCK? ..,&#13;
But that wouldn't have saved&#13;
us so we all yelled. uYea."&#13;
About a half an hour later,&#13;
the Parkside Security Offl·&#13;
cers, pulled off the emergency&#13;
hatch on the top of the&#13;
elevator, and we -all climbed&#13;
out to freedom. While the 13&#13;
of us were In the elevator, I&#13;
realized the value of underarm&#13;
deodorant. and thanked&#13;
all the stars above that my&#13;
fellow freshmen had the good&#13;
sense to use It.&#13;
My next elevator fiasco&#13;
happened just recently, only&#13;
this tlime there were no oracles&#13;
as there had bee prevtously.&#13;
There was one obviousclue;&#13;
the lights In the elevator&#13;
weren't on. ThIs should&#13;
have stopped me cold, but. to&#13;
ask a terminally lazy student&#13;
Uke myself to choose between&#13;
MONDAY&#13;
NIGHT&#13;
FOOTBALL&#13;
in the&#13;
Parkside&#13;
Union&#13;
Walking down the&#13;
taking the elevator&#13;
asking the Colomb' II&#13;
lords, or me for 1ha~&#13;
If they like George&#13;
of course I got on.The&#13;
panel on one side ofthe&#13;
tor was completely&#13;
and hanging by 1ls&#13;
pushed the D2 butlon&#13;
other person Whoh;&#13;
just as the doors were&#13;
pressed Dl. Since we&#13;
on the second floor&#13;
elevator had corne'r::&#13;
third floor, I asswn ~&#13;
would go down. y0\1 ~&#13;
what they say about&#13;
Burne" I it makes an u&#13;
our of "u" and ..me" II&#13;
We went to the third .&#13;
doors opened, there&#13;
one there, so we pUShll\t&#13;
respective buttons agala&#13;
doors closed, and theel&#13;
went to 01. The other&#13;
abondoned Ship, he&#13;
where he wanted to&#13;
pressed 02 again Just&#13;
safe. Once again, the&#13;
closed, and I wenllo the&#13;
floor. Trusttng my lntul&#13;
hopped out and walked&#13;
to D2, vowtng never&#13;
be lazy, and to never&#13;
rtde the elevators from&#13;
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.... Ranger Thursday, September 21, 1989 9&#13;
Artist Da~a Larsen teaches basic drawing. at Parkside&#13;
Dare Larson is teaching the&#13;
basic drawing and the basic&#13;
design2D classes this ~emeslor&#13;
at Parkside. She IS currently&#13;
displaying her artwork&#13;
inthe Parkside Art Gallery.&#13;
The main focus of her work&#13;
combinesthe roots of her PhiUppinoand&#13;
Norwegian heritage.&#13;
She uses images from&#13;
their ceremonies and combines&#13;
them with aspects of&#13;
'daily life. The two cultures&#13;
are diverse, but through the&#13;
objects that· she uses, she&#13;
showsthe similarities in their&#13;
lifestyles.&#13;
Larson's works portray&#13;
stories without figures. In.&#13;
stead, objects become. the&#13;
characters of her stories.&#13;
Most of the stories are from&#13;
actual places that she has&#13;
visited or from her tnterae,&#13;
tions with real people. For example,&#13;
she uses places that&#13;
she knows well such as homes&#13;
and marinas, as well as traumatic&#13;
and happy experiences&#13;
in her life.&#13;
Non-speaking fish play a&#13;
vital role as invisible voyeurs&#13;
of Objects In many pictures.&#13;
Objects walt to come to life&#13;
until people go to sleep to discover&#13;
their. surroundings,&#13;
while still assuming the characteristics&#13;
of their owners.&#13;
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Larson's fine work stop&#13;
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,10 ThurSday. S6ptII1lb8r 21. 1989 Ranger&#13;
Monday spotlight&#13;
Battle looms tor AFC central&#13;
Pittsburgh managed 24&#13;
points. On offense Boomer&#13;
EsiaSSOn Is averaging 2M&#13;
yards per game, but Icky has&#13;
been nowhere to be found this&#13;
season as former front man&#13;
James BroOks has been carryIng&#13;
the load (6.0 yds. per&#13;
carry).&#13;
The keys to V\ctory for&#13;
Cleveland are that they continue&#13;
to play strong on defense&#13;
and that Kosar can get&#13;
by the soft CIncinnati defense&#13;
whIch should be nothing more&#13;
than a colorful background&#13;
for Bemle to shoot agalnat,&#13;
For the Bengals they must&#13;
give Boomer time to set up In&#13;
the pocket and be able to&#13;
clear occasional paths for elther&#13;
Brooks of Icky to get&#13;
through to kep the Cleveland&#13;
secondary honest.&#13;
Here's the way I see It happening&#13;
though, Cleveland will&#13;
score early and the defense&#13;
will keep the crowd out of the&#13;
game. Boomer won·t have&#13;
much time In the pocket and&#13;
running will not be an option&#13;
llIl the Dawgs take control of&#13;
the line. So look for a long&#13;
night In CIncinnati and a final&#13;
of Cleveland 27.C\nclnnati 10.&#13;
by Jeft ReddIck&#13;
Aut. 8pona EdItor&#13;
Monday night may prove to&#13;
be the biggest showdown of&#13;
the oeason In the AFC Central&#13;
aa the CIncinnati BengaIs&#13;
hoel the dlvIaIon leading&#13;
Cleveland Browna. The&#13;
Browns carry a ~ record&#13;
Into the game baaed on an exploslve&#13;
offense and a tenaclata&#13;
defense. CIncinnati&#13;
checks In with a 1-1 record&#13;
having played no better than&#13;
mediocre In Its f1nIt two&#13;
games.&#13;
Cleveland has come out of&#13;
the blocks faat and appears to&#13;
be unstoppable. The offense&#13;
baa put up 60 points In the&#13;
llrst gwo games. while the defense&#13;
has thrown In 28 of tts&#13;
own lor a league leading 89&#13;
points. ThoUgh they've been&#13;
racking up the points there&#13;
hasn't really been a need lor&#13;
It aa the delense baa only al·&#13;
lowed 24 points second only to&#13;
ChIcago.&#13;
The BengaIa have had to&#13;
contend with a soft delense&#13;
that can not hold water for&#13;
tour quarters. After all they&#13;
let ChIcago march down field&#13;
In the llnal minute and lowly&#13;
Robb SChulze&#13;
Steve Gerber&#13;
Tom Agazzi&#13;
Mark Schneider&#13;
Todd Schaap&#13;
Scott Frasch&#13;
797&#13;
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809&#13;
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833&#13;
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NFCshows&#13;
power on.&#13;
all fronts&#13;
by Jett Lemmennann&#13;
sports EdItor&#13;
NFCEAST&#13;
New York·Loss of Morris Is&#13;
devastating to Giants new&#13;
one-back offense. Defense&#13;
will keep club In playoff contantton,&#13;
but offensive faIlure&#13;
could drop cll!b to basement.&#13;
PblIadelphIa. Randall Cun·&#13;
nlngham alone Is a defensive&#13;
coordlnator's nightmare. de·&#13;
fenslvely. Reggie WhIte Is one&#13;
man who can tum the game&#13;
around without the ball. The&#13;
problem Is. Ihat's It. If supporting&#13;
cast prodUCes. look&#13;
out. .&#13;
Phoenlx.Receivlng core - as&#13;
strong as any In the league,&#13;
and acquisition of Gary Hoge.&#13;
boom will lessen loss of&#13;
Lomax. Woeful defense a&#13;
major hurdle for playoff&#13;
hopes. Don't count out.&#13;
Dallas·There are no quick&#13;
fixes In the NFL, and Dallas&#13;
will discover that this year.&#13;
Rookie QB tandem wlll take&#13;
lumps early, but team could&#13;
pUll suprlses In second half of&#13;
season. Defense is in need of&#13;
shake-up.&#13;
MinDesota-Vlkes have offenslve&#13;
firepower to put up the&#13;
points, led by receiving&#13;
threats Anthony Carter and&#13;
steve Jordan. If D.J. Dozier&#13;
ever fulfllis expectations, I----~l&#13;
Vlkes would be devastating.&#13;
Defensive une looks impresslve&#13;
enough to flnany dethrone&#13;
Bears.&#13;
Waah1Dgtoil.In a division&#13;
where three teams are good&#13;
enough to lead, the edge goes&#13;
to the Skins. Off-season&#13;
•moves to strengthen the back·&#13;
field. a strong' defense, and&#13;
the hogs should prove enough&#13;
to edge out a division title.&#13;
NFCCENTRAL&#13;
Detroit· It used to be&#13;
teams feared coming to&#13;
"Lion's Den" In&#13;
MichIgan. The "de~~&#13;
long since been unocCUPI~&#13;
the Uon's search for cou~1&#13;
has come up empty ",-'&#13;
Fontes will help at h~1n1a~&#13;
no talent means no WIns '~. ,&#13;
Conllnued on page II&#13;
.co. "-'-&#13;
--..,.,;~ ~&#13;
Chicago·What a difference a ..1Iiollo ........ __ .:·.. .:.::::-:::....3&#13;
.&#13;
few years makes. The starfilled&#13;
team of 1985is all but Dewey SCOles a tOlJChdOwn, but the later penalized on the klckofl k.K ':&#13;
gone. but the ring master is ~-:::-_C;;;:.:;;I ...=.I;::lon='n;:I ..:::.::an&lt;1~_:::· Wi&#13;
stllLthere. Dllka has hIs team ~ ....;::-..::--&#13;
now. Defense Is strong as&#13;
usual. but offense Is very&#13;
questionable. Good season by&#13;
Anderson Is a must. .&#13;
Tampa Bay-Oh, Vinny. If he&#13;
could ever remember what&#13;
color jersey his team wears.&#13;
The defense Is better than&#13;
average, but for-the Bucs to&#13;
win, the offense has to leam 1---1~&#13;
to control the ball. If Testaverde&#13;
settles down. Bucs are&#13;
a sleeper.&#13;
Green Bay·Pack Is ImprovIng.&#13;
but they're still a way&#13;
off. Signing of Mandarlch wlll&#13;
up RB Brent Fullwood's aver·&#13;
age at least a yard when he .&#13;
leams the system. Unfortu·&#13;
nately that might not be til&#13;
midway through the season.&#13;
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Express Lane&#13;
Service&#13;
in Union Square&#13;
(in addition to our normal operations)&#13;
* Expanded Menu Offerings&#13;
* Immediate Noon Hour Seating&#13;
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,tlte tenders for a title.&#13;
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'0 nsv Running game&#13;
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es the e Isn't consistent defens .&#13;
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t of the basement.&#13;
au 'N" tlte addition of ' eon&#13;
, anda host of young tal-&#13;
::m makethis a fun team&#13;
atch.&#13;
Angeles·Talk about. a&#13;
wltlta future. Offensrve&#13;
has produced thre,,: d1f.&#13;
t thousandyard garners&#13;
three years. Linebacking&#13;
, young healthy, and IS, b .&#13;
n the best in the USl· .I(yill give 49'ers run for&#13;
money.&#13;
.Ranger Thursday, September 21, 1989 11 ,&#13;
Baseball looks to youth-veteran mix&#13;
to overcome spring dissapointments&#13;
by Ted McIntyre field. guarded agabisl thatheppen.&#13;
. Ing. "With out depth, If we&#13;
For UW Oberbrunner WIll have have injuries other players 'Parkside baseball seven catchers and eleven will be able to move right coach Red Oberbrunner, the pitchers to choose from. This In "&#13;
Success of his team Is Is one reason he feels he has Oberbrunner also referred&#13;
well as On the baseball achieved In the classsroom as good depth. dta- to his 1989Rangers as a very too&#13;
mond. Consequently, no mat. Oberbrunner Is not certain speedy team, but not pow. as to Which of his pitchers erfuL "Instead of hitting&#13;
ter What happend on the field WIll see the most time. "It all homeruns, we need to hit and&#13;
this fall, the team Will be sue, depends on Who Is throwing run to produce runs to win&#13;
cessful. "We have 12 graduat. well during' the season," said ballgames," said OberbrunIng&#13;
seniors on this team.· Oberbrunner. So far It seems nero&#13;
Playing sports and getting a as If these pitchers may be Ultimately, Oberbrunner&#13;
degree In four years Is an ac· throwing a lot for the has high expectations for the&#13;
complishment" I'm prOUd of Rangers. Seniors Jeff Lem, season. "We would like to be&#13;
that," said Oberbrunner." merman, Steve Leonard, jun. NAIA state champs, possibly&#13;
Our number one priority is to iors Jeff Fenrick and Dan regional champs and qualify&#13;
see that the boys get their de- LangendOrf, and depending for nationals."&#13;
grees and do well In class as upon how they progress, The Rangers' open the faIl&#13;
well as on the diamond." sophomores Jeff Konzel and season in Chicago against&#13;
But this team should have Chirs Asmussen. UIC Circle September 21st. more than scholastic endaac-, Oberbrunner is sure, that&#13;
ors to be proud of. This fall the key to the team's success&#13;
the Rangers will field an ex, lies in his pitching staff's&#13;
perlenced, talented--and--deep_ arms. "If our pitching staff&#13;
team. I feel good about our holds up we can"OSSlbt&#13;
ballclub," said Oberbrunner. successful. We WIll need to&#13;
HWe're deep and have a lot of contain the oPposition,to said&#13;
players returning to their Oberbrunner.&#13;
positions." Some of the Another key factor he cited&#13;
players he was referring to Is Whether or not the team&#13;
are: senior Ken Neese an all. can stay healthy. Last spring&#13;
state shortstop last season; the' Rangers lost several&#13;
senior Brian Gauthier who players to inuries and as are.&#13;
plays third, catcher and out- suIt had a 13.16 record. For&#13;
field'; Don Keller Who may Oberbrunner, this was oniy&#13;
catch or DH this season, and the third tlm....-In '!3 years of&#13;
co.captain seniors Gary coaching his team has played&#13;
Fritsch a catcher and Ar. under 500. This fall Oberbrunmamd&#13;
Bonoflgl1o in center ner feels somewhat safeFor&#13;
the week of September 11th through the 18th, the&#13;
arksideRanger is proud to salute Ranger Volleyball set.&#13;
r N1colePaclone as the Parkside Player of the Week.&#13;
I As a 5'4" setter from Mt. Prospect, Illinois, Pacione has&#13;
ena major component for the netters in her past three&#13;
ns. In 1988,Pacione set the single season record for&#13;
slsts by getting 1242set-ups. That mark led the nation,&#13;
d led to a spot on the NAIA AlI·Dlstrict team for Pac.&#13;
e in her junior year. Paclone also led the club In servo&#13;
efficiency,knOCkinghome 94% at her serves. .&#13;
As a secondyear captain in her final year as 8: ~nger,&#13;
ionehas shown her leadership on the court, plCkmg up&#13;
eresheleft off in '8S by getting 48 assists In two ,games&#13;
t the Carthage three'team meet, and 137 asststs In a&#13;
place finish In the IUPUI tournament last weekend.&#13;
aIso added 18 digs at Carthage and 54 digs at India.&#13;
For her leadership on the court In leading the Ran(l:er&#13;
OeybaUteam to a 5·2 mark In the week, for averagmg&#13;
.4assista contest, and for tallying 10.3 digs in the :, day&#13;
, the Ranger congratulates Nicole Paclone for net.&#13;
"this week's Parkslde Player of the Week honors.&#13;
22; 145. Lisa Majerle 21:36; Awn Runners,page 12 155. Julle Rader 22:08.&#13;
Finishers for the men, were r flnJshersfor Parkslde as follows: 99. Mike Nelson&#13;
as fOllows: 31. Paula 27:48; 109. Reggie Davenpo~&#13;
an 19:05;35. JUI Spag. 28'08' 111. Tim Reeves 28.10,&#13;
19:09;62. Jenny Gross 136 Tracy Norstrom 28:55;&#13;
; 715.Jennifer Zalewski 139B. Todd Weber 29:03;&#13;
; 77B.Sara Bailey 19:51; 146B. Mike Manowskl29:20. ,&#13;
. MarulynnMeyer 19:59; This Saturday the women s .&#13;
~ Roy 20:11; 102. Dee team will travel to Whltewa.&#13;
~ 20:16;106. Cindy Ed· ter and the men will go to In.&#13;
20:21;108.Stacey Kist· diana for the Purdue Invita.&#13;
120:24; 115.Maggie Pagan tional. e; lJ1. W~ndy·..O,rlo\v,skL', "&#13;
.. ; 140.Karen Danner 21:&#13;
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Rangers net 4·1 win over Lawrence&#13;
by Jeff Lemmerman&#13;
Sports Edllor&#13;
The Parkslde soccer team&#13;
bounced back from a 1-1&#13;
weekend lo lop Rosary College&#13;
of Dllnols .-1 at home&#13;
saturday.&#13;
MIke Lee's penalty kick&#13;
started the scoring for the&#13;
Rangers. which was followed&#13;
by a Morten Akesglaede's&#13;
header from Jim Chomko to&#13;
make 112-0.&#13;
Alter the intermission, Bill&#13;
Kenedy scored an unassisted&#13;
mark with a corner-kick to&#13;
make It 3·0. Rangers.&#13;
Rosary finally spoiled the&#13;
shut-out as they netted a deflected&#13;
shot, making It 3-1.&#13;
But that was all for Rosary&#13;
as the Rangers added the&#13;
final tally of the contest with&#13;
a John Luna goal from Chrts&#13;
Ryan to account for the .-1&#13;
final margln.&#13;
Stan Anderson started In&#13;
goal and tended a scoreless&#13;
flrst half for the Rangers before&#13;
giving way to Armando&#13;
carlo at the midpoint. The&#13;
victory raised the Ranger record&#13;
10.-1-l.&#13;
Earller last week, the&#13;
Rangers suffered a 3-2 setback&#13;
at McKendree college.&#13;
Dennis Nerada and Morlon&#13;
Akesglaede netted goals In&#13;
the Rangers first setback of&#13;
tile season.&#13;
Parkside Cross Country&#13;
by Jeff Reddick&#13;
Asst. Sports Edllor&#13;
ThIs past saturday the&#13;
Ranger men's and women's&#13;
cross country teams played&#13;
host 10 the 1989Midwest Collegiate&#13;
Cross Country Meet.&#13;
ThIrty different teams competed&#13;
In thls years event including&#13;
teams from the&#13;
NCAAand NAIA.&#13;
The day was completely&#13;
dominated by Ohio University&#13;
who took the women's event&#13;
with a II outdistancing runner-up&#13;
Oshkosh and also the&#13;
men's with 28 points besting&#13;
Oshkosh by .7 points. P.- hosted the Mldweotcross-country meet this pasl weekend&#13;
Taking flrsl ptace honors In&#13;
the women's tSK was Kathy&#13;
Campbell of Western nunols&#13;
with a time of 17:56. Highest&#13;
flnlsher for the Rangers was&#13;
Lorn Deblleck In 16th place.&#13;
FIrst place honors for the&#13;
men went 10 Frank ZOldak of&#13;
Ohio University with a time&#13;
of ~:.9 In the 8K event. Highest&#13;
Ranger finIsher was a dis.&#13;
appointing l50th place by Pat&#13;
Kochanski.&#13;
As a team the women came&#13;
In at a respectable eighth&#13;
place while the men's team&#13;
wound up a less than desirable&#13;
18th place.&#13;
See Runners, page 11&#13;
•&#13;
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Volleyball squad take&#13;
third at Indianapolis;&#13;
spik~SCarthage in tri&#13;
by Ted Mcintyre&#13;
In the eyes of coach Terry&#13;
Paulson. this past week has&#13;
been a successful one for&#13;
Parkside volleyball. "Right&#13;
now we're just about where&#13;
we want to be," said Paulson.&#13;
On September 12, Parkslde&#13;
won two matches defeating&#13;
st. Norbert and Carthage In&#13;
the Carthage triangular.&#13;
Nancy Hooch had 23 kills and&#13;
three service aces while Nicole&#13;
Pacione added 48 assists&#13;
and 18 digs for the Lady&#13;
, Rangers.&#13;
,his past weekend, the&#13;
15th, 16th and ;7th, Parkside&#13;
competed in the Indiana University&#13;
of Purdue University&#13;
at Indianapolis (IUPUl) invitational.&#13;
Friday the Lady'&#13;
Rangers went head to head&#13;
with the nations number one&#13;
ranked NAIA team, SI. Francis.&#13;
Parkslde lost In a valiant&#13;
effort but managed to take&#13;
one game. "We played very&#13;
well In that match," said&#13;
Paulson. Later that ,&#13;
evening they lost to N&#13;
wook of Midland Mi,&gt;&#13;
also ranked In the topt,~&#13;
Then on Saturday th&#13;
grouped to defeat Dru;&#13;
lege, and continued roUk;&#13;
!hey beat Franklin oflnd&#13;
in two games. ParkSld,&#13;
faced Its third top ten&#13;
nent In Georgetown of&#13;
tucky. After losing th,&#13;
game the team rallied~&#13;
tory behind a total t,~&#13;
fort. "We used ten p~&#13;
and all 12 substitutionsfu&#13;
match," said PaUlson,&#13;
won because of OUr&#13;
bench, confident ~&#13;
players and outstanding~&#13;
ershlp In older players."&#13;
Sunday, they played&#13;
again but fell for the lie&#13;
time to St. Francis.&#13;
Parkslde Is now 94&#13;
losses to tough teams.:~&#13;
all this week was s su&#13;
for us, an outstandinge&#13;
was made by the-,&#13;
team, ::o_mmented PaW;&#13;
--------- -------------- THE WEEI&#13;
AHEAD&#13;
Soccer&#13;
9/23 Home vs. U. of Detroit--1:30.&#13;
9/25 at UW-Mi Iwaukee--4:00&#13;
9.27 Home vs. U. of Ill. Chicago--4:011&#13;
J.V. Soccer&#13;
9/28 Home vs. Lake Forest--4:00&#13;
Golf&#13;
9/24-25 Blue Devil Invite (Rich&#13;
mond)--TBA&#13;
Volleyball&#13;
9/22-23 Home--Range r Invite--5:0&#13;
pm/9:0 0 am&#13;
9/26 Home vs. UW-W hitewater--7:0il&#13;
Men's Cross Country&#13;
9/23 at Purdue Invitational--ll:00&#13;
Wome n's Cross Country&#13;
9/23 at UW-Whitewater Invite~-l1:00&#13;
Men's Baseball&#13;
9/21 at Ui of III Circle (2)--3:00&#13;
9/23 Home vs. Concordia (2)-.12:00</text>
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